$180 each is absolutely ridiculous.\n\nBasically think of this like one of those little pocket sized USB battery packs to recharge your phone or tablet... except this one is for your laptop.\n\nStock by design, this unit takes 120v in and puts 120v out. since it is specifically designed for apple macbook, it uses the power cord and brock in line as shown in the photos. However, there's a secret that few realize.... when you strip away the sleek glamourous white cases of apple products, you get some very simple electronics.\n\nThis unit has what i called an IEC C8 power inlet, and will accept a standard, no frills un-polarized C7 power cord like this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BSLS0W. On the output side, it has a standard C7 power outlet, so it will accept any standard cord or adapter with a c8 on it. So, Both for the input AND the output, no frills standard power cords can be used. so you can basically use just about any 2-prong laptop power cord (C7) to charge this device, and with a simple yet SLIGHTLY specialized cord, you can use this device to power any standard laptop brick. The \"special\" cord you want is only special because it is not commonly used and so sometimes hard to find... however, there are many on amazon and all over the web so you can find them. They look something like this: http://www.amazon.com/SF-Cable-SPT-2-Extension-Power/dp/B0065Q5S78 or\n\nyou can even adapt it to other types of plugs common to laptops and portable devices... like c5: http://www.amazon.com/CY-Receptacle-Cloverleaf-Adapter-Convertor/dp/B00KWW0MLS\n\nthis device puts out standard 120v power, so it can basically be used to power any small device. You could use it for your razor/shaver, a small TV, even a full-size game system, albeit only for a few minutes. You might consider this thing to be your mini UPS for small devices, so if the power blips, it'll run on battery for a bit. There's a ton of uses for these things way beyond apple products.\n\nhave fun, be creative, and you'll find lots of uses.","Product: Full HD 1080p two channel compatible dash cam with 140-degree viewing angle. Equipped with a Road Safety Warning System FDWS, LDWS. Built-in Wi-Fi for easy video playback and device configuration through a compatible iOS or Android smartphone. Built-in GPS for Red Light and Speed Camera Alerts, and embeds data (speed, time, and location) to video recordings.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works great, easy install. Would be awesome with a few more features,\n\nReview: Works like a charm, super easy install. I'd give it 5 stars except for these considerations:\n\n1. The 16gb memory card is not sufficient, and while you CAN put in a 64gb card, formatting it is a royal PITA.\n\n2. When you link to your phone for preview, it stops recording.\n\n3. It needs a remote control. I have it hidden behind my rear-view mirror and that blocks all the buttons.\n\n4. Put some intelligent tracking in the impact sensor. Every time I hit the end of my driveway it detects an impact, and yes I have turned the sensitivity down.\n\n5. Make the parking mode 2 separate functions. I don't care about motion, but I do want impact sensor.\n\n6. Make a 4 or 6-channel version of this, I would like to have a super simple, super small recording device that can record all 4 sides of the vehicle as well as inside and the driver.","Product: The industry-standard for loudspeaker connections offer extremely reliable and robust cable connectors with a reliable locking system.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: yep. It's the one you want.\n\nReview: no need to comment on the technology or the brand.\n\nOne thing I will comment on tho, is the use of 12awg cable with these. The little screw-tightened compression connectors in the barrel are just a hair to tight for 12awg. Even if you open them up all the way, you're going to fight with the stray strand. I can see they would probably be great for 13awg speaker cable, but that's not always readily available!\n\nSome people have suggested the boot doesn't fit around 12/4, but I had no trouble making 8 cables out of it. And I got the heavier rubber jacket stuff, not PVC.\n\nhey Neutrik, open up the connections by a fraction of a millimeter for 12awg cable.","Product: Henderson Lycra Hot Skin Jumpsuit Unisex Black/BlueThe sheer versatility of Hot Skins has made them a staple for all types of ocean lovers, especially divers and snorkelers. Made either from premium grade Lycra or robust Polyolefin, they help shield the s\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: thin, light, good fit. zipper doesn't go down low enough.\n\nReview: The only thing I don't like about this is that the zipper does not go down low enough. So I added a second zipper. Now it's fine. it might also have been better if they put on one of those double-pull zippers like you find on good quality ski jackets and such, so you can open it from the bottom or the top... you know, so you don't have to take EVERYTHING off. Otherwise it's good, nice and light, thin material, just enough for wearing under a mascot-style costume.\n\nI might suggest getting one size larger than you think you need. I bought the recommended size from the chart and it's almost a little too tight. Guess we'll see how much it changes over time.","Product: Wenzel Smartshade canopy turns into a screenhouse using the Smartshade Screen Walls. Easily attach them to the Smartshade canopy to provide ventilation and insect protection.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: multiple problems, poor design quality. buy a different one.\n\nReview: Seriously disappointing!\n\nFirst and foremost, this set of screen walls has the LOOP side of the Velcro on it. So.... if your canopy has LOOP side Velcro, this set of walls will not work !!\n\nSecond, the Velcro attachments at the top of the canopy do not extend along the entire edge, so there is only a few points of contact, and that lets all kinds of bugs and stuff in.\n\nThird, the center connection points, since they are not Velcro, are stretchy straps with a little hook on the end. It's supposed to hook onto the cross bars in your canopy frame. This leaves a lot to be desired, considering it's connecting to the center point of the frame, which is an upward angle, causing the hook to slide down to the side.\n\nWe had all kinds of bugs inside the screen all weekend, and I returned this package immediately.","Product: This clear leaf trap is designed to use with Pentair Kreepy Krauly pool and spa automatic pool cleaners and also compatible with Pentair Kreepy Kadet pool and spa automatic pool cleaners. Includes handle.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Does the job pretty well, leaks a bit of air.\n\nReview: We bought this for use with the Kreepy Krauly to open up the pool for the season. There was a huge pile of junk in the bottom, actually it turns out I didn't even realize how much was down there. Kreepy did a great job picking it up, and this trap caught most of the junk. The bag inside this is made of nylon screen I think, and it's a bit course so bits and shreds and such can get thru it. There's a lot of turbulence inside the tube so it causes some of the leaves and stuff to get broken up into smaller pieces.\n\nAlso, there seems to be a poor seal around the opening, as it does pull in a fair bit of air. It's not enough to lose prime on the pump, but it's not a perfect seal either. I have tried the usual fixes of Vaseline on the ring, and checking for burrs and such in the plastic.\n\nOverall it works great, catches the big stuff, and makes it easier to clean instead of having to shut down the pump constantly. 4 stars because it does a decent job catching things, but not 5 because of the leak and the 'dump it all into the bag in any random turbulent manner' could be better if the incoming water flow was directed to not cause things in the bag to break up.","Product: Removes dirt and debris automatically thoroughly cleaning the tile line, walls and floor Attaches to your pool's existing filtration system so no booster pump is required Turbo-action swivel design for enhanced maneuverability and a wider intake, allowing the unit to vacuum up larger debris Wider intake allows the unit to vacuum up larger debris Includes 40 feet of hose Redesigned for greater cleaning coverage from the water line to the pool bottom while still giving you all the simplicity and reliability that over three million owners have trusted for decades. Kreepy Krauly's powerful suction relentlessly removes dirt and debris automatically, thoroughly cleaning your entire pool, including the tile line, walls and floor. With only one operational moving part, you can count on years and years of dependable service, and an exceedingly low cost of operation. Attaches to your pool's existing filtration system so no booster pump is required. Features a turbo-action swivel design for enhanced maneuverability and a wider intake, allowing the unit to vacuum up larger debris. Includes 40 feet of hose. Removes dirt and debris automatically thoroughly cleaning the tile line, walls and floor Attaches to your pool's existing filtration system so no booster pump is required Turbo-action swivel design for enhanced maneuverability and a wider intake, allowing the unit to vacuum up larger debris Wider intake allows the unit to vacuum up larger debris Includes 40 feet of hose\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Blast from the past, 30 years later it's still a hit in pool cleaning.\n\nReview: My uncle had one of these in the 80s when I was a little kid. He called it \"creepy crawly\" .... Funny here I am 40 now and I just learned it's actual brand name is \"Kreepy Krauly\". I always just thought he called it that because of the ticking and hopping motion in the pool.\n\nSo we just bought a house with an unground pool and opened it up for the first time. We knew we were going to need a vacuum and didn't want to spend $1500+ on a Polaris or similar model. So I thought I would go searching to see if the old ticking monster was still available.\n\nSetup was a breeze, it took about 5 minutes to put it together out of the box, and drop it in the pool. Plugged it into the skimmer basket, and was instantly rewarded with the glorious memories of childhood as it began ticking and happily winding its way around the pool....\n\nNow that it's been running for a few weeks, I can give a more complete description. Overall it is working wonderfully with very little maintenance. Kreepy does occasionally get stuck, particularly in the 2 corners of the shallow end, but usually it is able to vibrate its way out of the corner in time. Once in a while it needs a hand tho.\n\nSuction power is good, it does pick up tons of stuff from sand to leaves, worms, and a few pebbles. We also found a frog in the trap one time so far. I did notice the first time it hit that huge pile of gunk in the bottom of the deep end it got clogged up and I wrestled with it to get it all cleaned out again, but eventually I just pulled the whole thing up out of the water, and did a complete dry reset, and it worked great immediately again.\n\nHere's where I took away a star however.... While Kreepy works great, it requires a powerful pump with a high flow rate to work at peak performance. We find quite frequently when the filter pressure gets up to about 10 psi higher than fresh back washed running pressure, Kreepy stops hopping around because the flow rate is not strong enough. We have a 1.4 effective HP pump (brand new motor) with a 200# sand filter on a 16x32 pool that has served for 20 years with no major problems, so I would expect that the filter system and flow rate is appropriate for the pool size. Even running 100% of the pump capacity thru Kreepy it still gets bogged down and stops working when the flow slows a little bit.\n\nOverall tho, Kreepy is doing a great job and the price is very affordable if you just need a simple solution to automatic pool cleaning.","Product: Honeywell POPUP2200 Pleated Filter Media. Replacement filter media fits Aprilaire or Space-Gard 2200 , 2120, 2250, Lennox PMAC20, GeneralAire AC-1. Approximately 20.25 x 24.25 x 5.87 Rated at MERV 11 This item ships collapsed and pops up when you open it. This enables them to be shipped for much less and take less space for storage.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: does not fit Space Gard 2200. flimsy design, i will not order any more of these.\n\nReview: i had never seen a \"Pop Out\" filter before these. I have a Space Gard 2200 that uses 20x25x6 filters. This says it fits. But what I discovered is that this filter DOES NOT fit in the removable frame of the space gard. instead, the plastic frame on this filter sits in the slots of the space gard box. The next problem that came up is that there is a huge gap above the plastic of this filter and the rail it sits on in the box, leaving enough room for air to get over the top of it, and presumably under the bottom of it too.\n\nThis filer is incredibly flimsy. The paper thin red sides ion the photos barely contain the springy pressure of the elastic cords that pull the plastic top and bottom pieces togehter. The plastic top and bottom pieces want to pop back up because they have been packed in the box for so long, and installing this for the first time was awkward to say the least! Incredibly flimsy framework on these things.\n\nFinally, the filter is 2\" too narrow for the Space Gard frame, leaving a 2\" gap on the \"clean\" side of the filter where it goes into the furnace. I wonder if this is really 6\" wide.... I will have to measure it. it sure doesn't look like it!\n\nAll in all, I do not think I will be ordering any more of these.","Product: Honeywell POPUP2200 Pleated Filter Media. Replacement filter media fits Aprilaire or Space-Gard 2200 , 2120, 2250, Lennox PMAC20, GeneralAire AC-1. Approximately 20.25 x 24.25 x 5.87 Rated at MERV 11 This item ships collapsed and pops up when you open it. This enables them to be shipped for much less and take less space for storage.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: does not fit Space Gard 2200. flimsy design, i will not order any more of these.\n\nReview: i had never seen a \"Pop Out\" filter before these. I have a Space Gard 2200 that uses 20x25x6 filters. This says it fits. But what I discovered is that this filter DOES NOT fit in the removable frame of the space gard. instead, the plastic frame on this filter sits in the slots of the space gard box. The next problem that came up is that there is a huge gap above the plastic of this filter and the rail it sits on in the box, leaving enough room for air to get over the top of it, and presumably under the bottom of it too.\n\nThis filer is incredibly flimsy. The paper thin red sides ion the photos barely contain the springy pressure of the elastic cords that pull the plastic top and bottom pieces togehter. The plastic top and bottom pieces want to pop back up because they have been packed in the box for so long, and installing this for the first time was awkward to say the least! Incredibly flimsy framework on these things.\n\nFinally, the filter is 2\" too narrow for the Space Gard frame, leaving a 2\" gap on the \"clean\" side of the filter where it goes into the furnace. I wonder if this is really 6\" wide.... I will have to measure it. it sure doesn't look like it!\n\nAll in all, I do not think I will be ordering any more of these.","Product: Japan Kids Toys - HOMESTAR Classic (Home Star Classic) Pearl White *AF27*\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: cheap kid's toy, NOT a quality, well-engineered product. I expected better.\n\nReview: So I've been looking at these things for a couple years and finally got serious about buying one. While I was out in Japan in June 2015, I saw this one. it's not available on retail shelves in the USA, but it seemed to have a wide exposure over there, and several people I asked seemed to think they were pretty good units. So when I got back from my trip, I bought one.\n\nThe unit is MUCH smaller than I had expected... it's only about 6-7\" in diameter. And it's VERY lightweight, such that it feels like a cheap kid's toy.\n\nThere are no English directions, so you kinds have to figure it out. It came with 2 star discs.... both the Northern hemisphere. One has the constellations lined, the other doesn't. There's a paper in the box with ordering instructions for the southern hemisphere set if you want them.\n\nI put in the disc and turned it on, and focused it to the height of my ceiling. Several things IMMEDIATELY became apparent. The biggest of which is there is no parallax correction. So, if you have a flat ceiling (who doesn't ?!?!) you will immediately notice that the stars in the center are in focus and the further off center you go, the more drastically out of focus it gets. I was able to cover a nice large ceiling in stars, but the majority of them were blurry fuzzy lights instead of nice sharp points. So that was a major bummer.\n\nThe shooting star function is incredibly simplistic. it simply makes a single streak of light appear and vanish. But it only goes in one direction, in one place, every time. It doesn't vary direction, position, intensity, etc...\n\nThe timer doesn't work right. For example, I have mien set to NO TIMER, and it still shuts itself off. I would leave it on all night long, but when I wake up in the morning, it's off. So I have no idea when it shuts off.\n\nit is also very disappointing that it has to be in the center of the room to work even remotely right. So take a big open room, say a living room, and you have your couch on one wall, and a large open space in the middle. you have to place the projector right in the middle, pointing straight up. That is very inconvenient, because you have this tripping hazard and a power cord leading out into the middle of the room. Some of this goes along with the parallax correction problem. If they had thought this thru, then it would be possible to put the projector against the wall and not in the middle of the traffic area.\n\nSo.... all in all, I would say that it is definitely the quality of a cheap kid's toy... with a very adult price tag. There is no reason this thing should be so expensive !!\n\nif you have a dome for a ceiling and you can place the projector at the exact center of the dome, then you will have a beautiful star field to look at. but if you live in a house with a flat ceiling, you're in for some disappointment. it really shouldn't be difficult to fix this.","Product: Peace of mind, all the time. The smartlockPro self-test gfci tests itself even if you forget. Designed to meet the latest ul standard for auto-monitoring (self-test) our complete line of self-test gfcis periodically conduct an automatic internal test to confirm that it can respond to a ground fault. With the slimmest profile on the market, the device allows for fast and easy installation, while Leviton's patented reset lockout mechanism prevents reset of the gfci if it is not wired or operating correctly. The smartlockPro self-test gfci is the smart choice in ground fault circuit interrupter protection.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: physically huge, but does the job fine.\n\nReview: using this on a jetted tub. The weird thing about this is that from everything I can tell, this is a normal every day GFI that just doesn't have the plug holes in the plastic. I understand that many OEMs make their parts universal, but seriously, when you open the package and it has the yellow sticker over the load side screws, you just have to ask yourself... did they even THINK about the possibility of NOT having a load side connected?\n\ninstall was easy enough I suppose.\n\nOne thing I would really like to see more defined information about is ... if you have a switched circuit (jetted tub), do you put the switch up or down stream from the GFI ? The instructions suggest that either way is fine, but it would be nice to see a \"best practice\".\n\n4 stars because the thing is HUGE, and takes up a LOT of space in the box. If you have a crowded box with 12ga wire and such, you might have to do some squishing to cram it in there."],"string":"[\n \"Product: T1 ToneMatch audio engine offers powerful multichannel sound tools for Bose L1 systems. This four-channel engine features more than 100 proprietary ToneMatch presets for instruments and microphones, along with Bose zEQ, storable scenes and a large suite of professional-quality effects and processors. Presets and firmware updates are available free, with easy download via the engine's USB port.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: power in the palm of your hand has never been this dramatic\\n\\nReview: Started to write this as a comment to someone else, but it got longe enough to stand on its own. So here ya go:\\n\\nThe Tone Match T1 Engine performs the job of a rack full of equipment. It's an advanced signal processor, a very capable EQ, a 5 channel mixer, an outstanding pre-amp, a ghost mic power supply, a kick bass mic processor, a guitar (and piano) tuner, and so much more all packed into a tiny little box with a SUPER EASY interface. Bose did a remarkable job cramming all that capability in. That being said, it does have a few limitations. Tho for what it does, well frankly a couple limitations seems more than acceptable. Consider this: Take your 500 pound main rack and cram it into a 2 pound palmtop head the size of a mid 90's portable CD player, add balanced AND unbalanced inputs, multiple outputs, and viola! T1.\\n\\nSome of the details:\\n\\nContrary to many of the other comments I've read, it does actually have standard stereo outs (in addition to the digital output to the L1 base). Both the MAIN and the AUX outputs are stereo. You can connect it to multiple L1 systems (compact, model I(s), and Model II) for seperate Left & Right channels. Sure it would be really cool if there was a way to connect the proprietary digital cable to 2 L1 Model IIs and designate them L/R or master/slave, but aside from that, it's still working like a charm. I would like to see the L1 models have an OUT cable, so you can daisychain them, they could then be self-addressing, and you could hook as many of them as you want to the chain.\\n\\nAs a wedding DJ, I used to carry a mini system in addition to my old big system, that was used for the procession. The big system was set up for the recession/party room. In rare instances, the 2 settings are near enough to each other, or where the procession was done outside on a patio, we would leave that mini system set up to boost the sound to the outdoor area for the party (so it wasn't just horrid bass thumps out there). The Tone Match engine successfully drives 2 L1 Model II + B2 sets in the party room, and 2 L1s + B1 sets outside. I love the super easy setup, and the minimal number of cables. I am currently testing a wireless setup to send the remote system over 5ghz (didn't want any 2.4ghz interference). That will allow me to drive the mini system completely wireless, INCLUDING the wireless mic at the altar. It's been working superbly well in testing so far, but I haven't deployed it to an actual wedding yet. All of this is STILL running on just 1 T1 Engine. I get compliments all the time on the power of this system for its TINY size. People are amazed that I can drive a 300+ wedding with crisp, clean music and thundering bass coming from these things. (PS - pay the extra and get the B2, it's light years ahead of a stack of B1s). Yeah, it's an expensive setup, but I don't have to haul around 2,000 pounds of giant speakers, amps, and huge mix boards. I'll take the price for the clean look and ease of transportation any day.\\n\\nUse as a small, portable PA system:\\nThe T1 is tiny, and it's matched PERFECTLY with the L1 system(s). With a stereo input for your music player of choice plus 3 mics, it is easily able to handle all manner of small gigs, parties, karaoke, and all around general purpose PA needs. The feature list is endless in this regard, with all the advanced signal processing you can tune each mic to the user's voice, and with just a couple minutes of setup, weed out 90% of the annoying sound problems small parties are plagued by.\\n\\nUse as a Band or live performance mixer/engine:\\nagain, endless features and capabilities. This is where the T1 was designed to live and breathe. Easily comfortable to use, quick adustments, and a single cable connection from its location up to the main speaker up front allows any band member to be the central control point, complete with an aux/headphone/monitor output local to the user.\\n\\nUse as a DJ's primary mix board:\\nThe signal processing features are outstanding here, with gate and compression for varying room dynamics, delay and reverb features to build better sound on the dance floor, no matter how far away it is from the booth, and much more. This little box replaces a rack full of BBEs, EQs, and other equipment. However, it shows some of the limitations in that it has only one set of linked stereo inputs, no panning ability, and no cross-channel fade function. So, it might not be the best choice for a full size primary DJ mix board, however, it is an outstanding primary engine behind the mix board, and if you need a lot of mics (like Karaoke), it's a perfect place to add them in.\\n\\nThings I would like to see:\\nThe biggest thing that would make this a truly outstanding mix head would be if the USB connection dumped into channels 6&7 seperate from 4&5. While the 4/5 inputs remain operational with a USB input, it does require some level setting external to the T1. It would seem like a firmware update to the T1 should fix this.\\n\\nThe Aux output can be used as a cue/headphone jack to listen to signals that are not on mains, but it is a minor bit of a pain to change the aux channel, and there is a tiny bit of risk that you might accidentally change the wrong input, interrupting your program. I use the aux output tapped at the main, to drive the mini set above, so this doesn't happen, but yeah, you get the idea.\\n\\nthe panning issue... It seems like this is a massive oversight on Bose's part, and frankly I'm surprised that it hasn't been fixed yet. You cannot pan mics to one side or the other (or play the ch 4/5 mix one side or mono only). Sure it's probably rare that you would want to play one side only, but there are instances when it would be desirable.\\n\\nthe mounting bracket situation... The system comes with a bracket that fits the L1 Model I and II, but not the L1 compact. There is a seperate little adapter you can get to attach it to a mic stand, but it seems to be fairly flimsy for the price tag of the device it's holding. bose is relatively good about warranty tho, so I would be very surprised if the adapter legitimately broke and damaged the T1 and they didn't replace it. I would like to see the adapter included with the engine, it's not that expensive to throw in the same box. They should also look at making a bracket that attaches to the L1 Compact riser pole, or sell a riser pole that has the groove in the back to set the existing bracket in. It might also be handy to have a bracket that can attach to truss poles, which are larger diameter than the mic stand bracket can handle.\\n\\nPower supply: With an L1 system, power is supplied thru the base unit, which is great because it reduces the number of plugs for the system. However, not everyone uses this thing with an L1, so it would be nice to include the power supply. Again, it's cheap enough that it should at least be an available option free at time of purchase if the buyer asks for it, if not by mail order later. Seems silly to charge for a power brick for a $500 electronic devie that \\\"REQUIRES\\\" power.\\n\\nThere needs to be some additional cable anchor points that slide into the slot that the mounting bracket sits in on the back of the speaker pole. The mounting bracket has one spot you can stick a zip tie or a velcro wrap, but the kit should come with 2 or 3 more of them to slip in lower to keep all the cables nice and clean behind the speaker. Again, this seems like a huge oversight from a company so focused on sleek, clean appearance.\\n\\nAnd finally (for this review anyway), I would LOVE to have a bluetotoh receiver, airplay receiver, and an ipod attachment that could plug into the T1, so I can stream music from mobile devices. If the receiver devices connects by USB, then the T1 engine should be able to control them. The iPod could be integrated into the T1 itself, leaving no external connections, and be added as channel 6/7 or similar.\\n\\nSo, all in all, this little box packs one heck of a punch, easily replacing an entire band's rack(s) of processing equipment. Plus, I bet this thing sounds better too! Yes it has a couple minor limitations, and everyone has at least one desire they would like to see included, but for what it does and for the price point compared to all that other equipment, this thing is unbeatable, hands down.\\n\\nWhat should a \\\"T2\\\" have? :\\nEverything the T1 has\\nat least 1 more set of stereo inputs (2 more sets would be awesome)\\nmove the USB input function to its own channels not overlayed on 4/5\\nPan & cross-Fade functions\\nbluetooth/airplay/ipod capability (either built-in or accessories) each with its own associated channels\\n\\n*PS - I would be happy to have the T2 be bigger to accommodate the extra connections of course, but it might also be interesting to have the connection module seperated from the control head, allowing all the mess of cables to be hidden and a single cable up to the control unit which could be the same size as the current T1 unit. That would allow the T2 control head to mount on the L1 bracket and keep that nice clean, sleek look. And with the extra inputs, the T2 could actually be a viable contender for a primary mix board AND the processing engine. Come on Bose, you know you can do it! Where's my prototype?????\",\n \"Product: Chauvet TRUSST 12 inch box truss 1.6 FT in length, includes 1 set of connectors\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Does not speak of quality, and mating to global is iffy best.\\n\\nReview: So the description says \\\"compatible with global f34\\\". After a quick attempt to mate up this truss to a stick of f34, I found a couple problems.\\n\\nFirst, and most importantly, the stick is actually twisted! Put it down on a flat surface and it wobbles back and forth, suggesting that the ends are not parallel. This is how mega failures happen! Go ahead, fly twisted truss, see what happens.\\n\\nSecond, the couplers are not the same length as global, and we found that when the truss is mated, you actually have to bang the pins in far enough to put the retaining clips on. The holes drilled in the couplers are off by just enoug that it is hard to insert the pin. This also suggests there is an abnormal sheering force on the pin. Additionally, the stick was shipped to me with the couplers and pins installed, and some of the pin heads were damaged due to rough shipping. They're also in so tight that I can't get them out with my normal rubber coated mallet.\\n\\nThird, the cross bracing is closer together with more cross pieces per stick than the equivalent global. That suggests that the aluminum is lower grade as it cannot handle the weight load over the same span without extra support. The bigger problem however, is that it looks bad when it is mated to global, as the difference becomes immediately apparent in visual aspect. This truss is also a different color, again suggesting that the aluminum is a different grade, which further supports the lower grade and more need for cross bracing. I also ran into a problem where some pre-build gear did not fit I need this truss because of the different spacing of the cross braces.\\n\\nSo all in all, I would highly suggest that this truss not be attached to global. If for none of the reasons above, then think about this: if your rig collapses, and you trace the problem back manufacturing of the truss, you can pretty much kiss your butt goodbye because you're going to get stuck in an endless finger pointing war between chauvet and global.\\n\\nFor all of these reasons, I will not be using this truss with my global system. I might possibly keep it for a standalone totem or something, but as far as flying it, nope. Just.... nope.\",\n \"Product: Link Depot Memory Card Carrying Case Black\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: fine, except it won't hold memory sticks!\\n\\nReview: construction seems decent. Would be nice if there was slightly more room to get the cards in and out of the pockets. As in the photos, the openings are toward the center, which is great because it won't let all the cards fall out of the pockets, but it makes it a bit tight to get them in and out.\\n\\nHolds 18 SD-card sized items, such as SD, MicroSD, xD, MMC, MSProDuo, M2, and so on.\\n\\nALSO holds 4 larger CF sized devices such as CF, or smartmedia. These larger pockets are NOT big enough to hold Type II (5mm) cards. They are a very tight fit for Type I (3.3mm) cards.\\n\\nThe pockets are not deep enough to hold a full size memory stick! Only MSProDUO fits.\\n\\nOne nice feature is that whatever the outer shell is made out of, you can bend it open and it STAYS open... which makes it very nice to flip thru the pages with one hand.\",\n \"Product: DVI-DVI-CBL25 DVI-D M/M Digital/Digital Dual Link Cable 25 feet, 7.6M\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: soft rubber, good quality, HD signal\\n\\nReview: I'm running 2 24\\\" Dell WUXGA Ultrasharp monitors at 1920 X 1200 on a dual-monitor dek mount pole, and I needed really long cables to get all the way around to the PC on the opposite side fo the desk. Finding a LONG cable that can handle that signal is difficult. These cables seem to be doing great! Nice, clear, sharp picture, good color (I use a colorimeter to calibrate my monitors), and there is no discernable delay in motion such as movies and games. The sheath on these cables is a soft, pliable rubber, so it's very easy to route thru holes and around bends. The price is outstanding too! Local retail stores often want $100 or more for a quality DVI cable, so it's really nice to find them here for an excellent price.\",\n \"Product: Link Depot Memory Card Carrying Case Black\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: fine, except it won't hold memory sticks!\\n\\nReview: construction seems decent. Would be nice if there was slightly more room to get the cards in and out of the pockets. As in the photos, the openings are toward the center, which is great because it won't let all the cards fall out of the pockets, but it makes it a bit tight to get them in and out.\\n\\nHolds 18 SD-card sized items, such as SD, MicroSD, xD, MMC, MSProDuo, M2, and so on.\\n\\nALSO holds 4 larger CF sized devices such as CF, or smartmedia. These larger pockets are NOT big enough to hold Type II (5mm) cards. They are a very tight fit for Type I (3.3mm) cards.\\n\\nThe pockets are not deep enough to hold a full size memory stick! Only MSProDUO fits.\\n\\nOne nice feature is that whatever the outer shell is made out of, you can bend it open and it STAYS open... which makes it very nice to flip thru the pages with one hand.\",\n \"Product: DVI-DVI-CBL25 DVI-D M/M Digital/Digital Dual Link Cable 25 feet, 7.6M\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: soft rubber, good quality, HD signal\\n\\nReview: I'm running 2 24\\\" Dell WUXGA Ultrasharp monitors at 1920 X 1200 on a dual-monitor dek mount pole, and I needed really long cables to get all the way around to the PC on the opposite side fo the desk. Finding a LONG cable that can handle that signal is difficult. These cables seem to be doing great! Nice, clear, sharp picture, good color (I use a colorimeter to calibrate my monitors), and there is no discernable delay in motion such as movies and games. The sheath on these cables is a soft, pliable rubber, so it's very easy to route thru holes and around bends. The price is outstanding too! Local retail stores often want $100 or more for a quality DVI cable, so it's really nice to find them here for an excellent price.\",\n \"Product: MNT 13 - 27 Inches Dual Articulating Mount for Monitors Black\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: holds my BEAST monitors just fine.\\n\\nReview: I have 2 Dell 2045FPW Ultrasharp monitors, that are BEASTS. They're topping 22 pounds each and that doesn't include the cables, speaker bars, and other assorted doodads plugged into the usb ports. Finding a stand that can hold these things is difficult at best. So I was skeptical of the SIIG model just like all the others I've tried.\\n\\nHowever, I am pleased to discover that this mount holds them both up perfectly. I have full range of mobility and angles, and they stay right where I put them. So I don't know why other people think they don't hold anything heavy, I'm pushing a combined 50+ pounds on it and it's working just fine.\\n\\nThe reason I didn't give 5 stars is because of the cable clips under the arms. They are much too small. Out of my cable bundles, I can only fit one video, one power, and one usb cable in the clips. So if that's all you have, then it's probably fine. However these monitors have multiple inputs, as well as the speaker bars, and a few other things, so the cable bundles are at least twice as much as the clips can hold. I'm used to this I suppose, so I just put whatever cables will fit in the clips, and zip-tie the rest on. It would be nice to see a set of clips that can hold 6-8 cables instead of 3.\\n\\nOverall I'm happy with the load bearing, and the minimalist design is unobtrusive on the (exposed) back of my desk. I may cut the pole down to the height that I like my monitors at, since I don't ever have plans to raise them up, I don't need the pole sticking up behind them.\\n\\nI would also recommend getting yourself a power cord splitter so that you can run one power cord and power both monitors from it. I actually picked up a 4-way spliter from Amazon, so in addition to the 2 monitors, I have a couple extra power outlets back there for extra stuff like the cordless phone cradle, and whatever else.\",\n \"Product: The Rosewill RSV-R4000, a generously expansive 4U industrial Rack-Mount server chassis, offers great expandability and cooling capacity for your server system and computer. It supports an ATX (12\\\" x 9.6\\\") or CEB (12\\\"x 10.5\\\") form factor motherboard and a PS2 power supply. The Rosewill RSV-R4000 also features a large-scale fan filter and an easy-to-use knob key for great serviceability of the system.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: good deal for the price!\\n\\nReview: good case design for the price. I bought the 2U \\\"5 bay\\\" version. It's got space for 1 5.25\\\" front facing optical drive, and 4 3.5\\\" internal hard drives. The front panel has 2 USB 2.0 ports on it, I wish it had more and also USB 3.0.\\n\\nBecause this thing is so compact, and comes with all the drive bays fully asembled, you will have to do some disassembly to get the drives mounted, especially the 5.25\\\" optical bay. There are ZERO instructions on how to do this, but I guess that is why they ship it assembled, so while you are taking it apart, you are seeing how it goes back together.\\n\\nThe metal is very flimsy, but once you have everything mounted in it, it becomes more rigid.\\n\\nAll in all, it's good, assembly was easy, and I have no problems.\",\n \"Product: Designed to help business users and home users of Apple iOS products print directly from their device to virtually any printer, xPrintServer closes the loop on what's missing for iPad and iPhone users at the office and at home. xPrintServer provides printing capabilities for iOS devices such as iPads and iPhones using their native print menus. It eliminates the need to buy yet another printer, print through apps, install software, or email yourself documents for printing.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: ok, works when it works, needs constant monitoring and manual configuration.\\n\\nReview: I've had this device running for about 6 months now.\\n\\nSetup was a bit of a pain actually... It didn't take like the instructions said, and I eventually had to manually configure it for my printer. It was VERY temperamental for weeks after, some devices could see it, others could not, and it was totally random about which ones worked day to day. Then suddenly, it started working, and every device could see the printer.\\n\\nPower outages, or otherwise ungraceful shutdowns are not polite to this thing tho... Whenever the power goes out, I have to wait until the entire network is back up and running, and then reboot this box 2-3 times before it works normally again...\\n\\nSo... if you're really desperate for an airprint server, well this is ok, but just expect to have to tinker with it to get it working.\",\n \"Product: The stylish Logitech MK270 Wireless Keyboard and Mouse Combo is perfect for the home office or workplace. Ditch the touchpad for this full-size keyboard and mouse. Easily connect using Logitech's plug-and-forget receiverjust plug it into the USB port, and you're ready to work. There'sno lengthy installation procedure to slow you down. When you're on the move, the receiver stores comfortably inside the mouse. Both the keyboard and mouse included in the MK270 combouse wireless 2.4GHz connectivity to provide seamless, interruption-free use. Use the keyboard within a 10 m range without dropouts or keyboard lag. All of your information is securely transmitted to your computer using 128-bit AES encryption. Work for longer with the MK270's long battery life. Thekeyboard can be used for up to 24 months, and the mouse for 12 months, without replacing batteries. The Logitech MK270 keyboard includes 8 hotkeys that are programmable to your most-used applications to boost your productivity.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: does not work with MAC. \\\"Unifying\\\" isn't so \\\"uni\\\".\\n\\nReview: does not work with MAC. WTF Logitech?\\n\\nDidn't even work on PC right out of the box, the keyboard refused to link to the receiver or my existing Unifying receiver. the mouse linked to the receiver in the box.\\n\\nAlso, it appears that Logitech updated the unifying receiver firmware or something, as I was not able to link the mouse to my existing receiver but it did link to the new one that came in the box. My existing receiver is a couple years old and I have multiple devices linked to it because I move my laptop around to different docking stations. So the whole concept of one receiver to rule them all is fundamentally flawed.\\n\\n'member Winmodems? yeah... apparently USB keyboards have gone to software control.\",\n \"Product: Compatiable with :Ipad Air 5th High Quality Replacement Touch Screen Digitizer Ship same day from MO.USA and sold by wirelesstechtrends Touch screen digitizer included ONLY .LCD display NOT included Unwanted product returns will be subject to a 15% restocking fee and merchandise must be in the new, unused, uninstalled condition only and must be returned within 14 days of purchase.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: PLASTIC screen, not glass.\\n\\nReview: I received the item in good packaging, lots of bubble wrap, etc. These problems I noted immediately:\\n\\n1. Only one guitar pick included. You're going to need at least 4 or 6 of them, one is definitely not enough.\\n2. no adhesive included. I've read many reviews of these things from many different sources and there are a number of people who say they received their item with no adhesive. This definitely seems to be a common problem, and one that should be extremely easy to remediate.\\n3. it's PLASTIC, not GLASS.\\n\\nSo, I called the seller and they were happy to send an adhesive pack out with no questions. Which leads me to believe this is a common problem, so there should be some better quality control of the original packaging. I got that a few days later.\\n\\nThe plastic screen is really kind of lame. Seriously. Why would you want to do this?\\n\\nIt comes with a sticker on the screen saying TEST THIS ITEM FIRST... If you install it and it doesn't work, you can't return it. That suggests the quality of the manufacturing is not all that great.\\n\\nUltimately I decided not to use this replacement panel on my iPad. I went with something else.\\n\\nSeller states a 15% restocking fee if you return it. I wonder why this is, a seller who pushes back on refunds suggests they don't trust their own product and have too many refunds. However I see here the amazon item listing is very generic and ambiguous. Nowhere on the amazon listing does it say it's plastic, and it's reasonable to expect the replacement would be glass. Apparently not.\\n\\nSo yeah, disappointed to say the least. Will not use this on my iPad. Maybe I'll hock it on CL instead.\",\n \"Product: Since 1965 Lenmar has been building award winning, high quality power related products. Lenmar personally manages the excellence of our products through every aspect from design to production. The Lenmar ChugPlug is a patented external power pack that seamlessly integrates with Apple's MagSafe Power Adapter to power and charge MacBook's anywhere. The ChugPlug is compatible with all 45W and 60W MacBook's: all models of the MacBook Air, and 13inch MacBook Pro's. The ChugPlug has a 4000mAh internal battery. This battery adds up to 4 hours of additional battery life to the MacBook Air and up to 3 additional hours to a MacBook Pro. Designed in California by Lenmar, the ChugPlug belongs in your Apple family. Simply connect the ChugPlug to your existing MagSafe Power Adapter for a seamless, secure, integrated fit. Bring the ChugPlug with you to the airport, to the office, or use the portable device in the comfort of your own home - the opportunities are endless once you stop relying on the nearest AC Power outlet to keep your MacBook running. The ChugPlug is a unique, one of a kind product.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: little known fact: this thing works wtih just about ALL typical small devices and portable electronics.\\n\\nReview: I bought 2 of these at $20 each. That's about what they should be. The previous prices of > $180 each is absolutely ridiculous.\\n\\nBasically think of this like one of those little pocket sized USB battery packs to recharge your phone or tablet... except this one is for your laptop.\\n\\nStock by design, this unit takes 120v in and puts 120v out. since it is specifically designed for apple macbook, it uses the power cord and brock in line as shown in the photos. However, there's a secret that few realize.... when you strip away the sleek glamourous white cases of apple products, you get some very simple electronics.\\n\\nThis unit has what i called an IEC C8 power inlet, and will accept a standard, no frills un-polarized C7 power cord like this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000BSLS0W. On the output side, it has a standard C7 power outlet, so it will accept any standard cord or adapter with a c8 on it. So, Both for the input AND the output, no frills standard power cords can be used. so you can basically use just about any 2-prong laptop power cord (C7) to charge this device, and with a simple yet SLIGHTLY specialized cord, you can use this device to power any standard laptop brick. The \\\"special\\\" cord you want is only special because it is not commonly used and so sometimes hard to find... however, there are many on amazon and all over the web so you can find them. They look something like this: http://www.amazon.com/SF-Cable-SPT-2-Extension-Power/dp/B0065Q5S78 or\\n\\nyou can even adapt it to other types of plugs common to laptops and portable devices... like c5: http://www.amazon.com/CY-Receptacle-Cloverleaf-Adapter-Convertor/dp/B00KWW0MLS\\n\\nthis device puts out standard 120v power, so it can basically be used to power any small device. You could use it for your razor/shaver, a small TV, even a full-size game system, albeit only for a few minutes. You might consider this thing to be your mini UPS for small devices, so if the power blips, it'll run on battery for a bit. There's a ton of uses for these things way beyond apple products.\\n\\nhave fun, be creative, and you'll find lots of uses.\",\n \"Product: Full HD 1080p two channel compatible dash cam with 140-degree viewing angle. Equipped with a Road Safety Warning System FDWS, LDWS. Built-in Wi-Fi for easy video playback and device configuration through a compatible iOS or Android smartphone. Built-in GPS for Red Light and Speed Camera Alerts, and embeds data (speed, time, and location) to video recordings.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works great, easy install. Would be awesome with a few more features,\\n\\nReview: Works like a charm, super easy install. I'd give it 5 stars except for these considerations:\\n\\n1. The 16gb memory card is not sufficient, and while you CAN put in a 64gb card, formatting it is a royal PITA.\\n\\n2. When you link to your phone for preview, it stops recording.\\n\\n3. It needs a remote control. I have it hidden behind my rear-view mirror and that blocks all the buttons.\\n\\n4. Put some intelligent tracking in the impact sensor. Every time I hit the end of my driveway it detects an impact, and yes I have turned the sensitivity down.\\n\\n5. Make the parking mode 2 separate functions. I don't care about motion, but I do want impact sensor.\\n\\n6. Make a 4 or 6-channel version of this, I would like to have a super simple, super small recording device that can record all 4 sides of the vehicle as well as inside and the driver.\",\n \"Product: The industry-standard for loudspeaker connections offer extremely reliable and robust cable connectors with a reliable locking system.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: yep. It's the one you want.\\n\\nReview: no need to comment on the technology or the brand.\\n\\nOne thing I will comment on tho, is the use of 12awg cable with these. The little screw-tightened compression connectors in the barrel are just a hair to tight for 12awg. Even if you open them up all the way, you're going to fight with the stray strand. I can see they would probably be great for 13awg speaker cable, but that's not always readily available!\\n\\nSome people have suggested the boot doesn't fit around 12/4, but I had no trouble making 8 cables out of it. And I got the heavier rubber jacket stuff, not PVC.\\n\\nhey Neutrik, open up the connections by a fraction of a millimeter for 12awg cable.\",\n \"Product: Henderson Lycra Hot Skin Jumpsuit Unisex Black/BlueThe sheer versatility of Hot Skins has made them a staple for all types of ocean lovers, especially divers and snorkelers. Made either from premium grade Lycra or robust Polyolefin, they help shield the s\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: thin, light, good fit. zipper doesn't go down low enough.\\n\\nReview: The only thing I don't like about this is that the zipper does not go down low enough. So I added a second zipper. Now it's fine. it might also have been better if they put on one of those double-pull zippers like you find on good quality ski jackets and such, so you can open it from the bottom or the top... you know, so you don't have to take EVERYTHING off. Otherwise it's good, nice and light, thin material, just enough for wearing under a mascot-style costume.\\n\\nI might suggest getting one size larger than you think you need. I bought the recommended size from the chart and it's almost a little too tight. Guess we'll see how much it changes over time.\",\n \"Product: Wenzel Smartshade canopy turns into a screenhouse using the Smartshade Screen Walls. Easily attach them to the Smartshade canopy to provide ventilation and insect protection.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: multiple problems, poor design quality. buy a different one.\\n\\nReview: Seriously disappointing!\\n\\nFirst and foremost, this set of screen walls has the LOOP side of the Velcro on it. So.... if your canopy has LOOP side Velcro, this set of walls will not work !!\\n\\nSecond, the Velcro attachments at the top of the canopy do not extend along the entire edge, so there is only a few points of contact, and that lets all kinds of bugs and stuff in.\\n\\nThird, the center connection points, since they are not Velcro, are stretchy straps with a little hook on the end. It's supposed to hook onto the cross bars in your canopy frame. This leaves a lot to be desired, considering it's connecting to the center point of the frame, which is an upward angle, causing the hook to slide down to the side.\\n\\nWe had all kinds of bugs inside the screen all weekend, and I returned this package immediately.\",\n \"Product: This clear leaf trap is designed to use with Pentair Kreepy Krauly pool and spa automatic pool cleaners and also compatible with Pentair Kreepy Kadet pool and spa automatic pool cleaners. Includes handle.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Does the job pretty well, leaks a bit of air.\\n\\nReview: We bought this for use with the Kreepy Krauly to open up the pool for the season. There was a huge pile of junk in the bottom, actually it turns out I didn't even realize how much was down there. Kreepy did a great job picking it up, and this trap caught most of the junk. The bag inside this is made of nylon screen I think, and it's a bit course so bits and shreds and such can get thru it. There's a lot of turbulence inside the tube so it causes some of the leaves and stuff to get broken up into smaller pieces.\\n\\nAlso, there seems to be a poor seal around the opening, as it does pull in a fair bit of air. It's not enough to lose prime on the pump, but it's not a perfect seal either. I have tried the usual fixes of Vaseline on the ring, and checking for burrs and such in the plastic.\\n\\nOverall it works great, catches the big stuff, and makes it easier to clean instead of having to shut down the pump constantly. 4 stars because it does a decent job catching things, but not 5 because of the leak and the 'dump it all into the bag in any random turbulent manner' could be better if the incoming water flow was directed to not cause things in the bag to break up.\",\n \"Product: Removes dirt and debris automatically thoroughly cleaning the tile line, walls and floor Attaches to your pool's existing filtration system so no booster pump is required Turbo-action swivel design for enhanced maneuverability and a wider intake, allowing the unit to vacuum up larger debris Wider intake allows the unit to vacuum up larger debris Includes 40 feet of hose Redesigned for greater cleaning coverage from the water line to the pool bottom while still giving you all the simplicity and reliability that over three million owners have trusted for decades. Kreepy Krauly's powerful suction relentlessly removes dirt and debris automatically, thoroughly cleaning your entire pool, including the tile line, walls and floor. With only one operational moving part, you can count on years and years of dependable service, and an exceedingly low cost of operation. Attaches to your pool's existing filtration system so no booster pump is required. Features a turbo-action swivel design for enhanced maneuverability and a wider intake, allowing the unit to vacuum up larger debris. Includes 40 feet of hose. Removes dirt and debris automatically thoroughly cleaning the tile line, walls and floor Attaches to your pool's existing filtration system so no booster pump is required Turbo-action swivel design for enhanced maneuverability and a wider intake, allowing the unit to vacuum up larger debris Wider intake allows the unit to vacuum up larger debris Includes 40 feet of hose\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Blast from the past, 30 years later it's still a hit in pool cleaning.\\n\\nReview: My uncle had one of these in the 80s when I was a little kid. He called it \\\"creepy crawly\\\" .... Funny here I am 40 now and I just learned it's actual brand name is \\\"Kreepy Krauly\\\". I always just thought he called it that because of the ticking and hopping motion in the pool.\\n\\nSo we just bought a house with an unground pool and opened it up for the first time. We knew we were going to need a vacuum and didn't want to spend $1500+ on a Polaris or similar model. So I thought I would go searching to see if the old ticking monster was still available.\\n\\nSetup was a breeze, it took about 5 minutes to put it together out of the box, and drop it in the pool. Plugged it into the skimmer basket, and was instantly rewarded with the glorious memories of childhood as it began ticking and happily winding its way around the pool....\\n\\nNow that it's been running for a few weeks, I can give a more complete description. Overall it is working wonderfully with very little maintenance. Kreepy does occasionally get stuck, particularly in the 2 corners of the shallow end, but usually it is able to vibrate its way out of the corner in time. Once in a while it needs a hand tho.\\n\\nSuction power is good, it does pick up tons of stuff from sand to leaves, worms, and a few pebbles. We also found a frog in the trap one time so far. I did notice the first time it hit that huge pile of gunk in the bottom of the deep end it got clogged up and I wrestled with it to get it all cleaned out again, but eventually I just pulled the whole thing up out of the water, and did a complete dry reset, and it worked great immediately again.\\n\\nHere's where I took away a star however.... While Kreepy works great, it requires a powerful pump with a high flow rate to work at peak performance. We find quite frequently when the filter pressure gets up to about 10 psi higher than fresh back washed running pressure, Kreepy stops hopping around because the flow rate is not strong enough. We have a 1.4 effective HP pump (brand new motor) with a 200# sand filter on a 16x32 pool that has served for 20 years with no major problems, so I would expect that the filter system and flow rate is appropriate for the pool size. Even running 100% of the pump capacity thru Kreepy it still gets bogged down and stops working when the flow slows a little bit.\\n\\nOverall tho, Kreepy is doing a great job and the price is very affordable if you just need a simple solution to automatic pool cleaning.\",\n \"Product: Honeywell POPUP2200 Pleated Filter Media. Replacement filter media fits Aprilaire or Space-Gard 2200 , 2120, 2250, Lennox PMAC20, GeneralAire AC-1. Approximately 20.25 x 24.25 x 5.87 Rated at MERV 11 This item ships collapsed and pops up when you open it. This enables them to be shipped for much less and take less space for storage.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: does not fit Space Gard 2200. flimsy design, i will not order any more of these.\\n\\nReview: i had never seen a \\\"Pop Out\\\" filter before these. I have a Space Gard 2200 that uses 20x25x6 filters. This says it fits. But what I discovered is that this filter DOES NOT fit in the removable frame of the space gard. instead, the plastic frame on this filter sits in the slots of the space gard box. The next problem that came up is that there is a huge gap above the plastic of this filter and the rail it sits on in the box, leaving enough room for air to get over the top of it, and presumably under the bottom of it too.\\n\\nThis filer is incredibly flimsy. The paper thin red sides ion the photos barely contain the springy pressure of the elastic cords that pull the plastic top and bottom pieces togehter. The plastic top and bottom pieces want to pop back up because they have been packed in the box for so long, and installing this for the first time was awkward to say the least! Incredibly flimsy framework on these things.\\n\\nFinally, the filter is 2\\\" too narrow for the Space Gard frame, leaving a 2\\\" gap on the \\\"clean\\\" side of the filter where it goes into the furnace. I wonder if this is really 6\\\" wide.... I will have to measure it. it sure doesn't look like it!\\n\\nAll in all, I do not think I will be ordering any more of these.\",\n \"Product: Honeywell POPUP2200 Pleated Filter Media. Replacement filter media fits Aprilaire or Space-Gard 2200 , 2120, 2250, Lennox PMAC20, GeneralAire AC-1. Approximately 20.25 x 24.25 x 5.87 Rated at MERV 11 This item ships collapsed and pops up when you open it. This enables them to be shipped for much less and take less space for storage.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: does not fit Space Gard 2200. flimsy design, i will not order any more of these.\\n\\nReview: i had never seen a \\\"Pop Out\\\" filter before these. I have a Space Gard 2200 that uses 20x25x6 filters. This says it fits. But what I discovered is that this filter DOES NOT fit in the removable frame of the space gard. instead, the plastic frame on this filter sits in the slots of the space gard box. The next problem that came up is that there is a huge gap above the plastic of this filter and the rail it sits on in the box, leaving enough room for air to get over the top of it, and presumably under the bottom of it too.\\n\\nThis filer is incredibly flimsy. The paper thin red sides ion the photos barely contain the springy pressure of the elastic cords that pull the plastic top and bottom pieces togehter. The plastic top and bottom pieces want to pop back up because they have been packed in the box for so long, and installing this for the first time was awkward to say the least! Incredibly flimsy framework on these things.\\n\\nFinally, the filter is 2\\\" too narrow for the Space Gard frame, leaving a 2\\\" gap on the \\\"clean\\\" side of the filter where it goes into the furnace. I wonder if this is really 6\\\" wide.... I will have to measure it. it sure doesn't look like it!\\n\\nAll in all, I do not think I will be ordering any more of these.\",\n \"Product: Japan Kids Toys - HOMESTAR Classic (Home Star Classic) Pearl White *AF27*\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: cheap kid's toy, NOT a quality, well-engineered product. I expected better.\\n\\nReview: So I've been looking at these things for a couple years and finally got serious about buying one. While I was out in Japan in June 2015, I saw this one. it's not available on retail shelves in the USA, but it seemed to have a wide exposure over there, and several people I asked seemed to think they were pretty good units. So when I got back from my trip, I bought one.\\n\\nThe unit is MUCH smaller than I had expected... it's only about 6-7\\\" in diameter. And it's VERY lightweight, such that it feels like a cheap kid's toy.\\n\\nThere are no English directions, so you kinds have to figure it out. It came with 2 star discs.... both the Northern hemisphere. One has the constellations lined, the other doesn't. There's a paper in the box with ordering instructions for the southern hemisphere set if you want them.\\n\\nI put in the disc and turned it on, and focused it to the height of my ceiling. Several things IMMEDIATELY became apparent. The biggest of which is there is no parallax correction. So, if you have a flat ceiling (who doesn't ?!?!) you will immediately notice that the stars in the center are in focus and the further off center you go, the more drastically out of focus it gets. I was able to cover a nice large ceiling in stars, but the majority of them were blurry fuzzy lights instead of nice sharp points. So that was a major bummer.\\n\\nThe shooting star function is incredibly simplistic. it simply makes a single streak of light appear and vanish. But it only goes in one direction, in one place, every time. It doesn't vary direction, position, intensity, etc...\\n\\nThe timer doesn't work right. For example, I have mien set to NO TIMER, and it still shuts itself off. I would leave it on all night long, but when I wake up in the morning, it's off. So I have no idea when it shuts off.\\n\\nit is also very disappointing that it has to be in the center of the room to work even remotely right. So take a big open room, say a living room, and you have your couch on one wall, and a large open space in the middle. you have to place the projector right in the middle, pointing straight up. That is very inconvenient, because you have this tripping hazard and a power cord leading out into the middle of the room. Some of this goes along with the parallax correction problem. If they had thought this thru, then it would be possible to put the projector against the wall and not in the middle of the traffic area.\\n\\nSo.... all in all, I would say that it is definitely the quality of a cheap kid's toy... with a very adult price tag. There is no reason this thing should be so expensive !!\\n\\nif you have a dome for a ceiling and you can place the projector at the exact center of the dome, then you will have a beautiful star field to look at. but if you live in a house with a flat ceiling, you're in for some disappointment. it really shouldn't be difficult to fix this.\",\n \"Product: Peace of mind, all the time. The smartlockPro self-test gfci tests itself even if you forget. Designed to meet the latest ul standard for auto-monitoring (self-test) our complete line of self-test gfcis periodically conduct an automatic internal test to confirm that it can respond to a ground fault. With the slimmest profile on the market, the device allows for fast and easy installation, while Leviton's patented reset lockout mechanism prevents reset of the gfci if it is not wired or operating correctly. The smartlockPro self-test gfci is the smart choice in ground fault circuit interrupter protection.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: physically huge, but does the job fine.\\n\\nReview: using this on a jetted tub. The weird thing about this is that from everything I can tell, this is a normal every day GFI that just doesn't have the plug holes in the plastic. I understand that many OEMs make their parts universal, but seriously, when you open the package and it has the yellow sticker over the load side screws, you just have to ask yourself... did they even THINK about the possibility of NOT having a load side connected?\\n\\ninstall was easy enough I suppose.\\n\\nOne thing I would really like to see more defined information about is ... if you have a switched circuit (jetted tub), do you put the switch up or down stream from the GFI ? The instructions suggest that either way is fine, but it would be nice to see a \\\"best practice\\\".\\n\\n4 stars because the thing is HUGE, and takes up a LOT of space in the box. If you have a crowded box with 12ga wire and such, you might have to do some squishing to cram it in there.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":22,"string":"22"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1352,"string":"1,352"}}},{"rowIdx":1353,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A9KLAL1CXZ0W5"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Marled charcoal fleece hoodie with neon zipper and trim\". The summary of the review text is \"Soft jacket with a nice zipper\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is a delightfully soft, fleece-lined jacket. The zipper works great and is large enough to be managed easily by little hands. The hood is lined with a slippery synthetic fabric, but the rest is lined with a soft grace fleece. I just wish there was just a little more fullness in the sleeves on this, to accommodate the clothes underneath more easily. This brand tends to be a little tight in the sleeves.\n\nOne thing to be aware of with this brand, is that for whatever reason, I'm not certain that the fabric content is labelled accurately. This garment is labelled 70% cotton, but I'm not convinced. I sew alot and I am skeptical that there is that much cotton in this fabric. This is not the first CB product I have gotten and I was equally skeptical of that labelling. So if accurate fabric contents are important to you, you may want to choose another brand. Otherwise this is a soft jacket that kids will enjoy wearing."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is a delightfully soft, fleece-lined jacket. The zipper works great and is large enough to be managed easily by little hands. The hood is lined with a slippery synthetic fabric, but the rest is lined with a soft grace fleece. I just wish there was just a little more fullness in the sleeves on this, to accommodate the clothes underneath more easily. This brand tends to be a little tight in the sleeves.\n\nOne thing to be aware of with this brand, is that for whatever reason, I'm not certain that the fabric content is labelled accurately. This garment is labelled 70% cotton, but I'm not convinced. I sew alot and I am skeptical that there is that much cotton in this fabric. This is not the first CB product I have gotten and I was equally skeptical of that labelling. So if accurate fabric contents are important to you, you may want to choose another brand. Otherwise this is a soft jacket that kids will enjoy wearing."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The Summit 6.5 inch utility knife features our intuitive, smarter handle design that guides your hand to the ideal grip automatically. We studied chefs and found they pinch the blade for maximum control so we sought to make that grip easy and intuitive. We did it by moving the chef's \"pinch-grip\" zone up and away from the blade to the handle where soft grip contouring guides and cushions your hand. Now the optimum grip is easy and automatic so you're free to enjoy cutting with precision and confidence. Of course Fiskars knife also boasts Fiskars' legendary cutting quality. An ultra-sharp, Japanese-grade, stainless steel blade ensures smooth, easy cutting, chopping and mincing of small- to medium-sized foods like onions and peppers. Both the knife and protective blade guard are dishwasher safe, making this a supremely convenient and reliable kitchen companion.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Grip is super comfortable and gives great control\n\nReview: I absolutely love the grip on this 6.5 inch serrated utility knife--count on Fiskars to redesign something we use every day as they did with scissors decades ago. It makes chopping a breeze. I'd love to get a non-serrated chef's knife with this hande. However, I was not as impressed with the blade. I have been using Victorinox and Forschner knives which are slightly more expensive and I do like their blades better, though this is decent. These do come with a blade guard which is nice. One downside of the wonderful handle is that these don't fit in my knife drawer because the handle sticks up so high. These Fiskars are designed in the U.S. and made in China.","Product: Pen style Chaco liners fine point permits accurate drawing of both straight lines and free hand curves. The fine point makes lines and marks more visible and is easy to use with a straight edge ruler. Easy replacement refill available.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fabric marker of your dreams\n\nReview: This product is used to make temporary lines on fabric or other similar surfaces. Tipped with a rolling wheel, these fabic markers lay down a thin, line of powder to guide your cutting, sewing, or whatever. The mark has more staying power than a pounce pad, but yet easily dusts away when you are ready to get rid of it. Because the tip and wheel are so narrow, this marker can be easily used to make a straight line right next to a ruler or in the longer, thin cut-outs of a marking stencil--for example to put in a quilting border pattern. The silver color is great for both very dark and very light solid fabrics. For mid-tones and prints, I recommend getting a contrasting color--I plan to get one of each color so I'm ready for anything!","Product: Introducing the eCraft, the first and only personal electronic cutter that allows you to cut without a mat. Its ease of use combined with advanced technology makes the eCraft the perfect cutting system for all consumers from beginner to expert. It is ideal for scrapbooking, banners, paper crafting, card making, fashion designing, home decor, and so much more. The eCraft's unique design and paper feeder system make it easy to cut materials automatically, without the use of a cutting mat. Use the Paper Tray to stack multiple sheets at a time, or use the Roller to cut 12\" by any length. The eCraft is ultra slim, and its lightweight design and onboard storage compartment let you take it anywhere. Use it on its own with SD Image Cards, or attached to a computer with the eCraftshop Professional Design Software that comes in the box. With the large selection of fonts, shapes and designs, anyone can be an expert in minutes. Making great looking projects has never been easier.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great results, but takes a little trial and error\n\nReview: I received this product yesterday. I have never used a product of this sort. Before opening the box I watched all the promotional videos and read the instructions. I have been able, after a few false starts to produce some great cutouts from card stock. As I experiment, I am finding that it isn't quite as intuitive as it appears in the videos. Nevertheless, I am confident that this product will meet all of my needs.\n\nWhile the SD card doesn't begin to satisfy my desire for designs, I checked out the additional patterns at craftwellusa.com and feel I can economically expand the patterns I have, as needed.\n\nMy one suggestion is that eCraft create some kind of video lessons to take the user progressively through a variety of papers and projects. Otherwise, there will continue to be bad reviews from new users who struggle with mastering the use of different papers and projects.\n\nTo summarize, the things I like about this product:\n-cuts beautifully, after just a little bit of experimenting on my part to learn how to use it\n-versatile\n-comes with one Sd card\n-more designs available online\n-some instruction available online\nThe one thing I don't like:\n-lack of availability of detailed or person to person instructions to expand usage.\n\nIf you are someone that is willing to take on a new product and experiment until you figure out all the ins and outs, this is for you. If you feel the need to have extensive and/or person to person instruction, I don't recommend this product.","Product: The world's first comprehensive machine quilting DVD is here. Ricky's Grand Finale DVD workshop is available to all who are interested in \"Fine machine quilting and finishing techniques\"! The 2nd in a series of instructional DVD workshops, Grand Finale is chocked-full with so much information, that quilters the world over will put this resource at the top of their list. This DVD covers everything once the quilt top is complete: * innovative marking techniques * creating your own quilting designs * managing the quilt * machine trapunto * bobbin quilting * bobbin trapunto * two exciting heirloom bindings made completely by machine\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Worth buying! Watch it multiple times.\n\nReview: What a delight this DVD is. Ricky Tims is an amazing quilter, but he is also an excellent communicator and teacher. This filming and lighting throughout this DVD give you a perfect view to see and understand the quilting of Ricky Tims. He takes you though a quilt from inspiration to completion, teaching you a number of techniques along the way.\n\nWhile watching this DVD, I stopped it numerous times to try out or practice some of the things R. was teaching. I would have to say that I am a long way from quilting like Ricky Tims, but I have learned some practical techniques along the way and have some ideas I would like to develop furthur as a result of watching this DVD. I have lent it to several quilters and they all like it. Now if I can only get it back to watch it again!","Product: Does Quilt Design Wizard replace EQ5 or EQ6? No, this is a software for beginning quilters and beginning computer users. An inexpensive way for you to try quilt designing on your computer for the first time. Design simple pieced blocks, straight layouts, on-point layouts, and play with color. This is definitely designed for beginners. Requires Windows 98/2000/ME/XP/Vista/7. Made in USA.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for the money, but some may want more features\n\nReview: Quilt Design Wizard is a very simple to use quilt design program that I am thoroughly enjoying. Let me share with you the features:\n-200 quilt blocks to choose from\n-3000 fabrics to choose from\n-lay out blocks in standard rows or on point\n-you can use a standard layout and number of blocks or customize\n-sashing and/or borders can be added.\n-experiment with color and block changes with a few clicks of the mouse\n-print out yardage estimates, templates or rotary instructions, and lots of other goodies\n-visit the Quilt Design Wizard for free montly download to get new block and fabrics\nLimitations:\n-200 blocks may sound like a lot, but if you want a block and it's not there, you're out of luck; also, you can't create your own block\n-fabric library is big, but does not permit you to scan in other fabrics, which can be helpful for some newer quilting techniques\n\nOverall, this is a great beginning quilt program. I love being able to try out my designs and color schemes BEFORE I commit them to fabric. However a professional designer or someone with advanced computer skills and/or deeper pockets might want to go ahead and invest in Electric Quilt which is much more complex, expensive and versatile software made by the same company.\n\nThat being said, this software is perfect for me, since I like to keep things simple when it comes to computers. I can design a quilt and easily play around with the color scheme, arrangement of blocks and dimensions. This software is very simple to use and has already been lots of fun and help to me. I'm delighted with this software and will recommend it to my friends.","Product: The R H Forschner by Victorinox Paring Knife features high carbon, stainless steel blade, hand finished at Victorinox in Switzerland by skilled craftsmen. A special tempering process is used to produce an edge that can be resharpened over and over again, so the knife can keep its original sharpness throughout the entire life of the blade. Victorinox handles are ergonomically designed to minimize wrist tension. They provide a natural fit. A good heft and comfortable, positive grip are indications of a well-made knife. Although cutlery steel is naturally sanitary, materials and construction details of the handle minimize crevices what would offer hospitality to bacteria. T he Model Numbers 40508 and 45508 are the same item in different packaging.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Superb, long-handled paring knife\n\nReview: A few years ago when I was replacing my knives, I did a little research and found that these Victorinox knives with the fibrox handles are great knives at a great price. The handle is not as attractive as wood, but it is durable and more sanitary. Unlike most paring knives, the handle is longer than the blade making it comfortable and practical to use. This is actually my most recent Victorinox acquisition, joining a couple of chef's knives, bread knives, steak knives and other small knives. I have been using them for several years now and maintain them by sharpening them periodically. Both the blades and the handles are still in great condition; however, I have learned the blades keep their edge better if I don't put them in the dishwasher. It only takes a moment to hand wash them.\n\nMy one reccommedation: if you are considering buying this knife, instead add a few more dollars to your purchase and get a set of 3 knives: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Victorinox-48042-Cutlery-3-Piece-Paring-Knife-Set/dp/B000QCPNUE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Victorinox 48042 Cutlery 3-Piece Paring Knife Set</a>. This way you will get this excellent knife, along with a serrated paring knife and the other knife with the curved blade which I use to take the tops off of strawberries.\n\nHighly recommended.","Product: The Sunbeam Tea Drop Hot Tea Maker is the all-in-one steeping and tea serving solution. Easy to use and clean with a variable steeping control that allows you to make up to 28 oz. of hot tea to your desired taste, accomodates bagged and loose tea.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: How it works, why I'm not thrilled, and what's good about it\n\nReview: This tea maker workers like a coffee maker, however the \"steeping\" time is controlled by slowing the passage of the tea/water through the tea grounds into your cup when darker tea is desired. With about twice the normal amount of tea, you can get an okay cup of tea when you select the darkest setting. The trouble is, for really good tea, you want the water to be brought to a rolling boil and you want the water and the tea to stay in contact for 2 to 6 minutes depending on the kind of tea and the strength you like. Neither of these things happen with this tea maker so even when you add twice the amount of tea, you can get a darker cup, but you won't get the kind of full-bodied tea taste that tea lovers like to savor.\n\nThat said, this tea maker does keep the tea you have made nicely warmed, so that is a plus. If you're not a fanatic for awesome tea and you don't mind using twice as much tea, you might find this teapot a nice convenience.","Product: The Organized Living Kitchen Wrap Organizer is the perfect storage solution for your plastic wrap, food storage bags, tin foil, and wax paper. This Kitchen organizer fits easily on your cabinet or pantry shelf. It also looks great on a countertop or hanging on the back of a pantry door. Its tiered design lets you store several boxes together so all your wrapping staples are within easy reach for an organized and smooth running kitchen.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Disappointed! Not as big as described.\n\nReview: This product was a disappointment. It was smaller than described in the measurements. The ends were listed as 7.5\" by 7.5\" in the Amazon description, when in fact it is only 6.75\" wide and just 7 inches tall. What this means is that you can only store small size wraps on this product if you want to get 3 across, as pictured. If you go with the larger size, for example a 200 sq. ft. package of plastic wrap, it just barely fits and there is only room for two rolls. Boxes of zip seal bags just barely fit two abreast and it takes a lot of care to slide them in and out of the rack, or they don't fit at all. I can't decide whether to keep this or trash it. I've learned my lesson--if I want a storage item, I will go to a brick and mortar store with the items I want to store and see how they fit in an actual product before I buy.","Product: The Organized Living Kitchen Wrap Organizer is the perfect storage solution for your plastic wrap, food storage bags, tin foil, and wax paper. This Kitchen organizer fits easily on your cabinet or pantry shelf. It also looks great on a countertop or hanging on the back of a pantry door. Its tiered design lets you store several boxes together so all your wrapping staples are within easy reach for an organized and smooth running kitchen.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Disappointed! Not as big as described.\n\nReview: This product was a disappointment. It was smaller than described in the measurements. The ends were listed as 7.5\" by 7.5\" in the Amazon description, when in fact it is only 6.75\" wide and just 7 inches tall. What this means is that you can only store small size wraps on this product if you want to get 3 across, as pictured. If you go with the larger size, for example a 200 sq. ft. package of plastic wrap, it just barely fits and there is only room for two rolls. Boxes of zip seal bags just barely fit two abreast and it takes a lot of care to slide them in and out of the rack, or they don't fit at all. I can't decide whether to keep this or trash it. I've learned my lesson--if I want a storage item, I will go to a brick and mortar store with the items I want to store and see how they fit in an actual product before I buy.","Product: The Night Therapy Memory Foam 6 Inch Mattress by Zinus features conforming comfort and memory foam support. Night Therapy Memory Foam is open cell memory foam offering improved airflow movement while providing a customized level of support. The latest evolution of memory foam, Biofoam replaces some of the traditional petroleum with natural plant oil, and includes natural green tea extract and all natural active charcoal to help absorb moisture, eliminate odors, and keep your mattress fresh. 10 year worry free limited warranty. Please open your mattress package within 72 hours of receipt and allow 48 hours for your new mattress to return to its original, plush shape. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great mattress for the money\n\nReview: This is an excellent, firm mattress for the money. It arrives rolled up in a box. When you unpack it, it almost immediately takes its full six inch thick shape. This mattress is ideal for kids rooms--if mine were still at home, I'd order two for the bunk beds for sure! But I also got the 14\" premium metal frame and this mattress works great on the frame as well, and on a traditional box spring. Some foam mattresses have a strong synthetic smell, but the smell of this one is very mild out of the box and the second day the smell it totally gone. Highly recommended for kids beds, college students and folks on a budget. We are using it as a guest bed, but we would consider putting a slightly thicker version in the master bedroom. The Zinus folks really know what they are doing!","Product: The Rachael Ray Commercial ware Nonstick Twin Pack 10-Inch and 12.25-Inch Skillets are the perfect choice for making everything from savory brunch frittatas to sauteed whole brook trout for dinner. These nonstick skillets are made from the thick, durable commercial-quality aluminum professional cooks depend on and boast a touch of bold color to make cooking everyone's favorite dishes more fun. With the polished aluminum exteriors, these skillets deliver a great look in the kitchen and heat quickly and evenly to help reduce hot spots that can burn foods. The long-lasting nonstick coating offers exceptional food release to make cleanup a breeze. Bright, rubberized grippy handles are double riveted for extra strength and provide a comfortable, confident grasp. Oven safe to 400 degrees, these skillets are ideal for cooking tasks that start on the stove and finish in the oven. The pair of top-quality skillets is also a great complement to Rachael's other cookware and bakeware and are sure to bring excitement to every kitchen. For professional quality cookware that's both fun and convenient to use, choose the Rachael Ray Commercial ware Nonstick Twin Pack 10-Inch and 12.25-Inch Skillets.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Did not hold up\n\nReview: Update: I updated this review, lowering the stars down to three. This skillet did not hold up. Less than 2 months later this skillet is already in the give-away bag. It worked well, but the non-stick surface is already torn up! Don't feel it's safe to use anymore, so I have changed my rating. liked this pan initially and wish it had lasted. See the original review below.\n\nOriginal Review: I have used (and used up) a ton of non-stick skillets so far in my cooking lifetime. This is definitely one of the better ones. This skillet is made of very thick aluminum. It is somewhat heavy, but not too heavy to handle easily. I have used it multiple times and it is performing well, heating evenly without any \"hot spots\" on my flat surface range. Like all such pans, you don't want to over heat it, but one thing I like about this one is that it is oven safe to 400 degrees! The handle stays cool to the touch.\n\nThe product description described the back of this skillet as having a brushed aluminum surface. I don't know what that means, but this pan is polished to a very high gloss--very attractive. I would recommend this pan as a very high quality, functional, mid-priced pan. I'm pleased to have it.","Product: Compact handheld unit fits on bottle, stores easily. One liter bottle included. Bottle features 1/4 turn connection - easy, fast and secure. Adjustable Fizz control. Uses recyclable 8 gram CO2 cartridges (Starter pack of 10 cartridges included).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fascinating product with pros and cons\n\nReview: This product works exactly as advertised. I took it out of the box, washed the bottle and I was ready to go. I used one of the ten included CO2 cartridges and made one bottle of about 4 cups of fizzy water. Pretty neat. Will I use this product a lot? Well let me share the pros and cons:\n\nPros:\nWorks exactly as advertised.\nAFTER you make the water carbonated you can flavor it as desired.\nTakes up very little space.\n\nCons:\nOne cartridge only makes one bottle of water--4 cups for lightly fizzy, more like 2 cups for very fizzy.\nThe bottle is not dishwasher safe--this is a huge one for me. I like the idea of making my own lightly sweetened soda, but not if I have to wash the bottle out by hand every time!\nCost of CO2 cartridges mean this is not super economical.\n\nConclusion: this is a fun product. If the kids are clamoring for a soda maker, this one is less expensive than some and easy to operate. However if you are looking for economy or ease of clean up--this might not be what you are looking for.","Product: The Superior Oven Mitt by Now Designs was created with upgraded features to make it strong, comfortable and functional. The Superior Mitt is made from 100% cotton twill fabric which makes it flexible, durable and washable. The mitt's interior is made of a heavy duty terry lining for great heat protection and comfort. The quilting pattern is designed for improved dexterity and the binding fabric on the edged and hook are made from a heavy twill for longer wear. The mitt measures 7 Inch wide (from the thumb to the outer edge) and 13 Inch long. Set includes two matching oven mitts. Simple care: machine wash.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Practical, large cooking mitts\n\nReview: These mitts are heavier and bigger than mitts I have used in the past. They come up to my mid forearm and beyond on the longer side. They are heavy weight, so they offer superior protection from hot items. The terrycloth lining makes them comfortable to wear. They fit my hands well, which would make them a woman's size large.\n\nThe description said that the quilting pattern improved dexterity. They are quilted in a square pattern and I did not see any improvement in dexterity due to that pattern. Because these mitts are heavy, they do just bend at the base of the fingers, so it would be impossible to do anything requiring more dexterity than picking up a hot pan or grill rack. However, that is what I would have expected from gloves of this size and weight.\n\nOverall, I am pleased with these oven mitts.","Product: 11122400 Features: -Good Grip collection. Product Type: -Butter dish. Color: -Stainless Steel. Material: -Stainless steel. Pattern: -Solid color. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -1.97\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -7.87\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -2.56\". Overall Product Weight: -0.5 lbs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Stylish, practical, but not magic\n\nReview: First let me say this is a beautiful, practical butter dish that would look good on any table. It has a very low profile, The top is very wider than my other butter dish and little raised parts at each end hold the butter in place and keep it away from the ends where it might smear onto the clear top. The no slip \"feet\" are a plus. The brushed stainless looks wonderful. The top is not glass, but has the look and feel of glass. I am very pleased.\n\nAlas, this dish is no match for my butter-smearing family. After only one use, it has butter smeared in places it is not supposed to be. This dish is practical, but not magic! If you have a family with a propensity to make a mess of the butter, this dish cannot control that, so the clear lid may not be a plus for you--it is not going to hide the mess.\n\nSo I highly recommend this for style, but if you have a family with a tendency to make a mess of the butter dish, you may want a dish that does not have a clear lid.","Product: The OXO Good Grips Big Bin Shower Caddy fits as many toiletries as a 3-tiered caddy in one large, easy-to-reach Bin. PVC-free suction cups ensure a secure hold on any smooth, non-porous surface and the pivoting hook flexes to fit the Caddy securely to shower heads. The Big Bin Shower Caddy is easy to install - no tools necessary. The suction cups easily attach with a press of a button and can be removed with a pull of release tab for repositioning or removal. The large-capacity Bin features a Tray with drainage slots and bottle holes for storing shampoo upside down and the Tray is removable for easy cleaning. The stainless steel construction is sturdy and complements any bathroom decor. The OXO Better Guarantee: If you experience an issue with your OXO product, get in touch with us for a repair or replacement. Were grateful for the opportunity to learn from your experience, and well make it better.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great concept, but suction cups didn't stick well on our tile\n\nReview: The is a nice product--great to go in a family shower where there would be room for all the kids' toiletries, but for just my husband and me the tray is too big. I didn't grade it down for this, as I got it for the bathroom the kids use. The tray is 21\" x 5\". I recommend this for a very large shower or a tub/shower combination. Our house was built in the '70's and is pretty narrow, so this makes our shower feel crowded--takes up what little elbow room there is.\n\nAll of the objections above are solely related the our own facilities, however the reason I gave this four stars is that the suction cups don't stay attached to the tile. Every shower, I position them on tiles away from the grout line and punch the button that secures them to the wall. This process is nifty; HOWEVER the next time I come into the bathroom they have come \"unstuck\" from the wall. If you keep the tray full, it won't matter, but if you only have some toiletries in it, when the suction cups pop off which they inevitably do, your toiletries may fall over.\n\nSo regretfully, I gave this four stars instead of five.","Product: Be your own barista with the Magnifica XS by De'Longhi. This compact automatic espresso machine includes all of the features of our full-size machines, but in a smaller, more convenient size. You and your guests can enjoy delicious cappuccinos and lattes anytime. It's never been easier to create authentic Italian drinks with our patented cappuccino system frother. Simply place a container with milk under the nozzle to create a rich, creamy froth. The Magnifica XS does all the work for you! It not only makes incredible espresso drinks, but also saves you money while doing it, with the energy-saving switch and single boiler system. Select either whole beans or ground coffee, the machine does both. For the freshest results, the patented direct-to-brew system grinds beans instantly before brewing. With five coffee-strength settings from extra-mild to extra-strong, everyone gets their ideal flavor. The choices don't end there, select from four cup-size options to suit your preferred taste. Other highlights include easy-to-use manual controls, convenient water filtration, as well as a cup warmer and a removable drip tray. Enjoy coffee for years to come with the Magnifica XS!.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Quiet, easy-to use automatic espresso and cappuccino machine with a steam frother for lattes\n\nReview: This is a pretty amazing product which can make espresso with the push of a button and capuccino or latte using the steam frother spout on the left side. The product can go from bean to beverage with just the press of a button. The espresso comes out with a nice little head of foam. You can do a single or double shot in one glass/cup or make two singles side by side. The spout can be raised and lowered as needed to go down to a small glass/cup or in a tall slim mug which is what I made my latte or cappuccino in--a delicious latte on the first try, but strength and grind can be adjusted to suit you, just don't adjust grind unless machine is actively grinding at the time.\n\nWhen I researched the machine to see if I wanted to order, one reviewer mentioned the noise, but I have a Cuisinart Grind and Brew for my regular coffee which is quite loud. This is much quieter than the grind and brew due to insulation of the grinding area.\n\nThe frother is not completely intuitive, however this machine comes with a Get Started book and the enclosed DVD, which I viewed on my computer, clear videos illustrating every aspect of set up, starting, using and cleaning thsi product. There are also printed instructions with the machine, but the DVD is a fabulous and clear help.\n\nThe machine is self-cleaning with the exception of the frother. That has two little pieces that can removed, washed and reattached in an instant.\n\nIf you are considering an automatic espresso machine, consider this one. If you go out for specialty drinks this machine will pay for itself in a few months, If you don't go out for these kinds of drinks, consider this purchase a guilty pleasure that should give you years of enjoyment.","Product: InterDesign's Laci Shower Curtain will bring femininity to your bathroom. This curtain features a delicate lace print on 100% PEVA. 100% waterproof - no liner is needed.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Okay shower curtain, but pricey\n\nReview: This is a translucent shower curtain with a floral pattern. I am using it as a shower curtain liner. The curtain has metal grommets for your shower curtain holders and the maker has doubled over the plastic at the top so that it doesn't tear. Note that unlike some curtains or liners, this does not have magnetic weights in the bottom, although since the curtain is somewhat heavy it seems to hang down pretty well without them. An okay shower curtain or nice liner. My only complaint is this: for the current price point of over $19.00 for what you are getting, the price seems a bit steep. Head over to your local brick and mortar discount store and you can probably get the same quality level of product for half this price, or even less. So balancing quality with value, this is three stars for me.","Product: Cook up a family favorite with the George foreman 6-serving removable plate grill. The premium ceramic-coated plates are 5x more durable than previous George foreman plates, and they remove easily for fast cleaning in the dishwasher. Variable temperature controls let you find the best heat for grilling steak, chicken, veggies, and more! plus, the 1\" adjustable hinge makes room for thick sandwiches and larger cuts of meat.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great grill with removable plates\n\nReview: I'm a big fan of George Foreman grills and this one is no exception. This one has removable ceramic-coated grilling plates which is a huge improvement for me--no more awkward washing of the grill plates. They come out easily and go straight in the dishwasher. They then reattach effortlessly and securely. And with the ceramic coating, I have no more worries that I have had with other coatings that can leach chemicals into the food. I'm very happy with both of these improvements.\n\nThis grill can easily accommodate 6 servings, which is nice for a family. The heat level is controlled by a slicing lever from low to high. Set on the low--or minimum--setting, it cooks at between 300 and 325 degrees. On high--or maximum--setting, it cooks at between 365-400 degrees.\n\nOverall, I am thrilled with the advantages of this product, but there are two things I don't like quite as well. The ceramic plates don't give a very crispy coating on the grilled food. To me that makes it not as flavorful and appealing. Also, the drip tray is only a quarter of an inch deep! I cooked one turkey burger and 2 lean burgers on this and the drippings got all over the counter. I wasn't too pleased with that. For this reason, I gave this grill 4 stars instead of 5.","Product: A beautiful marriage of form and functionality, the Totally Bamboo Family Tree Bamboo Carving Board with Etched Juice Groove is a gorgeous solution for carving and cutting. The etched tree in the center of the board directs juices away from food as it's cut to the generous collection well. A deep groove runs along the interior edge of board to further collect and store and excess juice ensuring the table or countertop stay clean! Crafted with parquet end-grain bamboo, this board is gentle on knives while providing an outstanding cutting surface. This board is large enough to handle any carving job at 19-1/2 inches by 15-3/4 inches; over 300 square inches! When it's time for cleanup, the board quickly wipes clean; it should not be soaked or washed in the dishwasher. Backed by a one-year manufacturer's warranty. Start a new family tradition with the Totally Bamboo Family Tree Carver!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bamboo parquet cutting board\n\nReview: This is a beautiful parquet cutting board of end grain bamboo. The incised tree side has a lot of texture which would hold your meat in place while carving. In addition, there are the traditional channels cut into the board in line with the tree trunk to channel meat juices. The other side of the board is plain bamboo parquet and is the side I would use for cutting. I'm a minimalist and think the plain parquet side is much more beautiful than the tree side. I also share the concerns of other reviewers that food particles could easily get caught in the intricacies of the tree side. Nevertheless this is a spectacular cutting board I will enjoy using it.","Product: Amco Triangular Measuring Cups, Silver. Innovative flat edges make scooping easy. Measuring cups set are magnetized and easily nests together\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Magnetic wet/dry spoons with some good features\n\nReview: These measuring spoons have some good features. Pay attention to the mark embossed on the rounded spoons for liquids. If I fill the spoon to the bottom of the mark I get an accurate measure and can then take the spoon to the bowl with a little \"sloshing room\" in the spoon so there are no spills. Also, there is no way the magnet can fall out with these. I had that happen with my other spoons and had to glue the magnet back in. However, when I went to measure the dry side, I ran into two problems. First, the tablespoon is pretty deep and long and doesn't fit well into most of my spices. Also, if I compare it to my other spoons, it holds a generous fourth a teaspoon more of dry spice than my other spoons. I already own these spoons: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Prepworks-by-Progressive-Magnetic-Measuring-Spoons-Stainless-Steel-Set-of-5/dp/B001GAQKKW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Prepworks by Progressive Magnetic Measuring Spoons, Stainless Steel - Set of 5</a> and like them better. They are of heavier stainless so they don't bend, when stacked they are 1\" shorter, they are more economical, they fit in the spice jars better and there is an additional spoon--the half tablespoon. So these spoons are okay, but not my first choice.","Product: The BISSELL SmartClean Robotic Vacuum gives you automatic, effective cleaning whenever you want, all over your home. Its powerful suction and unique brush roll design gather dust, debris, and hair so you dont have to. Its revolution navigation system provides excellent coverage, even under furniture, along edges and corners, and in other hard-to-reach places. SmartClean offers automatic return to its self-charging docking station, scheduling cleans when its convenient for you, and other fantastic, helpful features.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I like this one!\n\nReview: I like this alot. Since we put in laminate floors, it's been a challenge to keep the floors swept and the Turkish area rugs vacuumed. I had a Roomba about ten years ago and I'm sure they have improved, but since I had a chance to give this a try, I ordered this product and am thrilled. It moves with ease from laminate floor to area rug. It also handles the wall to wall medium pile carpeting in our bedrooms well, but interestingly enough, it didn't do a good job with our lower pile wall to wall carpeting. I will say that it does not do tile floors--just sweeps the dirt into the grout lines, but I wasn't expecting to use it for this. One reviewer said this could cope with rug fringe, but I would caution you on this one. I used it on one older rug and it was messing up the fringe, so I turn under the ends of fringed rugs for this. One thing I love about robot vacuums in general and this BISSELL SmartClean in particular is that it can go all the way under beds, significantly reducing the amount of dust in a room. This model comes with one virtual wall which enables me to close off doorless openings. I'm not sure I'm ready to get rid of my regular vacuum as time will tell how durable this is, but I like it so far! Recommended--especially for laminate flooring!","Product: Breathing clean air has a significantly positive effect on well-being. The Blueair Pro will protect you and your staff from the negative consequences of indoor air pollution, increase your energy levels, promote a clearer mental state and improve your circulation. The Blueair Pro XL with the Particle Filter is the optimal choice for removing particle pollutants such as bacteria, viruses, pet dander, dust and pollen. Or use the Blueair Pro XL with our Blueair SmokeStop Filter to get rid of gaseous pollutants, for example Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs such as formaldehyde), tobacco smoke and particles.Create an environment where people can breathe healthier air whether working alone or with others.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Definitely improves the air quality in your home from the first day you use it\n\nReview: This filter will improve the air quality in your home. I noticed a difference in one day and felt my nose was less stuffy as a result of using this filter. You can turn it up high, but if you keep it on low, you won't be able to hear a thing. I would recommend ordering the Air Intelligence Module for this product so that you can set it to automatically maintain your air quality. But you can also choose to just run it as is. This air purifier has an indicator to let you know when you need to replace the filters, which are sold separately. Under normal conditions, replacement will be about four times a year. If you have a need or desire for very clean air in your home, this product is an excellent choice. I love it.","Product: The Brewista Smart Brew Automatic Tea Kettle makes waking up to a perfect cup of tea simple. Pre-set times allow for automatic brewing in the morning and temperature settings allow each tea varietal to be brewed to the ideal temperature, preventing over steeping. This kettle has a 1.2 liter capacity, can brew loose leaf or tea bags and has a keep warm feature to maintain the right temperature while you enjoy your tea throughout the morning.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Remarkably versatile automatic tea pot\n\nReview: This product not only heats water to a specific temperature, but also will brew tea in the basket for a set amount of time. It also can maintain the temperature of the water. I was skeptical how this would work, but I put some green tea in the basket, set the temperature and set the pump for the steeping time (this puts water into the stainless steel tea basket) and ended up with perfect green tea. Pretty remarkable. It also has a programable option, so you can set it to wake up to perfect tea.\n\nI will probably use this mainly to heat water for specialty teas, only occasionally actually brewing them in the pot, but you can also heat up water to just the right temperature for your French press coffee.\n\nNote that when you clean this, neither the base nor the pot is submersible, so will need to be hand washed.","Product: Keep everything within reach with this NEW Double-Sided Children's Bookcase from Ace Baby Furniture. This bookcase offers two-sided storage, smooth-gliding and locking casters and chic designs for both parents and children to enjoy for years to come.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great two-sided book shelf of white laminated composite wood\n\nReview: This is a heavy, two sided bookshelf . I love the fact that it is on wheels. My one concern in ordering this is, \" would it be heavy enough?\" as I am always worried about items for children tipping. However this baby weighs over 60 pounds, so no worries there. I had hoped it would be white painted hard wood at this price, but it turns out it is a good quality laminated composite wood instead. The hardest part of assembly was getting into the heavy cardboard box this arrives in. You'll need a tool such as a flat head screwdriver to pry off the large staples. Once you get into the cardboard, there is an inner styrofoam \"box\" from which you can pull out the foam wrapped pieces. So you can tell they are serious about getting this to you without damage. There is a philips head screwdriver in the box which will help you put this together. It takes about 30 minutes to do so. This is great for a kids room that is big enough to accomodate a two sided bookshelf.","Product: The HD 180-Degree Wi-Fi Camera (DCS-960L) with 180-degree Wide Eye lens keeps a vigilant eye on your home and provides crisp HD 720p video to watch your kids or pets with wall-to-wall coverage. Unique de-warping technology maximizes the video quality with less distortion, letting you see more of your home at a glance. Night vision allows you to see up to 16 feet in complete darkness and with the built-in motion sensor, you can be notified via email or a push alert sent to your mobile device when movement is detected. With the micro SD card slot you can record video clips, up to 128GB, directly from the camera so you never miss a moment. And with Wireless AC, it takes advantage of the latest Wi-Fi technology to give you a high bandwidth connection to your router for streaming live HD 720p video to your smartphone or tablet. Access the HD 180-Degree Wi-Fi Camera through the free mydlink Lite app or website to view and manage your camera no matter where you are.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Customer support is 5 STAR, product is four star.\n\nReview: I ran into trouble on the installation of this camera and ended up interacting with Christopher, #AR004301 in tech support. He spent a long time with me walking me through the install. I am not a huge techie, but neither am i totally ignorant. One thing that I didn't realize is that on one of the early steps on the install, you need to wait for a blinking orange or amber light. That is the light IN BACK of the camera--I kept looking for it in front of the camera. So the tech support I got on this product was fabulous. I would buy from them again.\n\nNow for the product. I like this product, but would like to be able to turn it on and off when I come and go. Unfortunately it stays on all the time. It also gets a little warm which concerns me, but Christopher said that is normal. Of course I could unplug it, but I certainly don't want to have to reinstall it everytime I leave the house. So this is especially why I have this product four stars instead of 5 in spite of the unmatched customer support.","Product: With the AC1200 MAX Wi-Fi Range Extender (RE6700), you can easily expand the range of your existing wireless router. Simply plug the device into a standard wall outlet where you need stronger Internet connectivity--say, an upstairs bedroom or office or another remote area of your home. The RE6700 repeats the signal from the router and redistributes it to reduce wireless dead spots.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: You must have a dual-band router to use this product wirelessly\n\nReview: This range extender claims to work with all routers and it does, but not necessarily wirelessly. I thought that since I had a Linksys router I was okay, but that is NOT the case. I must have a dual band router to use this wirelessly. My options are to buy a new router--tech support recommends Linksys EA 6350 or Lynksys EA100-6100 router. Since I'm not willing to spend another $75 for a new router, my only choice Is to connect this to my router with a long wire. So do verify that you have a newer, dual band router.\n\nDo be aware that if you need tech support, you may be waiting for quite some time. I called once and waited 40 minutes and had to give up. The second time was in the morning and I got through. Both times the connection was very poor. I couldn't hear them or their distorted \"waiting music\" and they couldn't easily hear me.","Product: 3x Higher Color Brightness and up to 3x Wider Color Gamut with Epson. 3200 lumens color brightness and 3200 lumens white brightness. Fast setup; HDMI connectivity.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 10,000 hour bulb on this projector\n\nReview: This is my first projector that can be hooked up to my laptop. I'm not technologically savvy, but with the included directions and troubleshooting suggestions, I was able to download and install the proper software and project my powerpoint presentation from my laptop. Among other things, I teach writing seminars and having my own projector gives me a lot of flexibility regarding where I can teach.\n\nI know replacement bulbs for these are very costly, but I was delighted that this bulb is to last 10,000 hours. Also, the fan cools it off so quickly that it is ready to be packed up in its carrying case (Included) without a long wait.\n\nThe colors were bright and the image sharp with this projector. I do see that I need to up my game in terms of sharpness of images with such a powerful projector. Recommended for home and light business use.","Product: Dell 22 Inch SE2216HV Monitor, Updated Pro ID with matte bezel & updated stand & anti-glare, Updated Pro ID with matte bezel & updated stand & anti-glare\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Great picture, but I lose my sound when this is plugged in to my Dell 2-in-1.\n\nReview: I ordered this screen to provide a larger, movie watching screen for my Dell Inspiron 13 2-in-1 laptop. In the package were the pieces to assemble the screen--it went together beautifully--an HDMI cable, and the cable that connects the screen to the electrical outlet, as well as a CD of drivers and documentation which I did not use since my 2-in-1 does have a CD ROM drive. The display is a matte finish which means it gets absolutely no glare-- a beautiful sight to behold. The color balance can be tweaked for different uses. Over all a fabulous viewing experience.\n\nHere's the problem. I get absolutely no sounds when this screen is plugged in, although the screen and the computer both show sound at full volume. It is only when I unplulg the screen and lose the large picture, that the sound returns to my laptop speakers.\n\nI went to Dell support and found nothing helpful there, which isn't surprising as I have heard horror stories about Dell support. I unloaded all the latest drivers for computer and screen, and restarted the computer mulitiple times, but no luck. So If I had purchased this I would return it right now. As it is, I received this screen as a sample and am only out the tax liability.\n\nIf I find a way to get help from Dell, I'll revise my report. Such a shame. I've heard this screen has great sound.","Product: The new Linksys AC750 Boost Dual-Band Wi-Fi Range Extender with Exclusive Spot Finder Technology eliminates Wi-Fi dead zones throughout a home including, patio, garage, second floors and more. With a simple setup with Push Button Connect and Spot Finder Technology for optimal placement and performance it will boost your Wi-Fi signal coverage up to 6,500 square feet. Cross band Technology maximizes simultaneous use of dual bands while Beam forming focuses and strengthens the Wi-Fi signal. With Wi-Fi speeds up to N300 & AC433 Mbps you will expand your Wi-Fi coverage in large and multi-storied homes with two adjustable, external antennas. You will gain enhanced wired speeds for a Smart TV, gaming console, Blu-ray Disc player other Wi-Fi device using the Gigabit Ethernet port. Works with all Wi-Fi routers.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: You must have a dual-band router to use this product wirelessly\n\nReview: This range extender claims to work with all routers and it does, but not necessarily wirelessly. I thought that since I had a Linksys router I was okay, but that is NOT the case. I must have a dual band router to use this wirelessly. My options are to buy a new router--tech support recommends Linksys EA 6350 or Lynksys EA100-6100 router. Since I'm not willing to spend another $75 for a new router, my only choice Is to connect this to my router with a long wire. So do verify that you have a newer, dual band router.\n\nDo be aware that if you need tech support, you may be waiting for quite some time. I called once and waited 40 minutes and had to give up. The second time was in the morning and I got through. Both times the connection was very poor. I couldn't hear them or their distorted \"waiting music\" and they couldn't easily hear me.","Product: Our Curvation Side Shaper Full Figure Underwire Bra is designed to give you a smooth look under clothes without the added padding. This bra features a built-in inner support sling and cushioned underwire providing seamless shaping and extra support. The lightweight two-ply cups offer a beautiful, natural shape and a smooth look under clothes without the added volume. The leotard back ensures the adjustable, cushioned straps stay in place keeping you comfortable all day. The Curvation Side Shaper full-coverage design works well with any neckline, making it the perfect everyday bra. 2 packs are available in assorted colors to meet all of your wardrobe needs. Enhance your natural curves with our Curvation Side Shaper Underwire Bra!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Comfortable underwire bras minimize bust line\n\nReview: These are quality underwire bras with no padding, which I prefer. The cups fit as expected and are wide enough to cover the part of me near the armpits where I tend to spill out of the cups a bit. With many bras, I have trouble with the straps falling down off my shoulders, but with theses bras the straps stay up well and are very comfortable. The size around my body runs a bit small. I usually wear a 38\" or 40\", and the 40\" just barely fits. So I would recommend ordering your usual cup size, but ordering the next size up for inches. The one draw back to these bras is they minimize your bust line. I'm not trying to look like Dolly, but it is nice which my chest sticks out further than my stomach. With this bra, it sort of spreads me out so that I look heavier in the middle because I look flatter on top.","Product: Lee has unearthed new innovations in denim since 1889. The company has a rich American history in the world of fit and fashion, and now offers more fits, styles, finishes, features and choices than ever before. Whether you're off to a weekend adventure or dressing for a day at the office.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Soft, fitted, and comfortable slacks\n\nReview: I like these chino slacks. I also have <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Lee-Women-s-Plus-Size-Midrise-Fit-Freedom-Pant-Light-Fawn-18W-Medium/dp/B01DIUTK4U/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Lee Women's Plus Size Midrise Fit Freedom Pant, Light Fawn, 18W Medium</a>, but I like these better. The fabric on these chino slacks is softer and slightly heavier. Also the legs are more fitted. The only thing I like better about the Freedom Pant is that though they are both medium rise, the Freedom Pant comes up a bit higher. These pants have a large \"hook and eye\" closure at the waist that holds well, as opposed to the snap at the waist of the freedom pant that comes undone easily. These fit great and feel great. The color is such a dark blue that it looks black to me. I wouldn't mind having a pair of these in each color. Recommended.","Product: Lee has unearthed new innovations in denim since 1889. The company has a rich American history in the world of fit and fashion, and now offers more fits, styles, finishes, features and choices than ever before. Whether you're off to a weekend adventure or dressing for a day at the office.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Stretchy cotton slacks in dark khaki\n\nReview: These are nice, light-weight casual slacks that I ordered in an 18W, medium length. They are dark khaki--I would actually call the color olive green, so the picture is not quite right. I am 5'6\" tall, so these fit my hips well, but I would have liked it if the legs were a bit more fitted and an inch or two shorter. However they come unsnapped easily, though the 2% spandex in these enable them to stretch wherever needed. Perhaps what feels like a good hip fit is actually too tight. These wash well and come out ready to wear. Seams and fly are bit \"bunchy,\" after washing, hence the limitation of casual wear. I would like to have some additional slacks like this in other colors if I can figure out a solution to the problem of unsnapping. Lee makes their Chino Slacks for women that have a \"hook\" instead of a snap that are more fitted and I prefer those.","Product: The aero soft side collection by delsey is the soft side family member to the top rated collection, helium aero by delsey. This fully featured 29 inch suitcase offers all of the components of the hardside collection with the flexibility of a soft side suitcase. This case is expandable up to 2 inches, has four double spinner wheels for extra stability and ease of use, dual locking handle, and fully lined interior with tie down straps and multiple interior compartments including wet pocket and zippered mesh pocket for small accessories. The exterior of the case has 2 zippered pockets for last minute items, as well as a kick plate for stability, top, side and bottom carry handles for easy lifting. An integrated id tag on the side of the case keeps personal information hidden. Worldwide limited 10 year warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Rolls like a dream--holds a ton\n\nReview: This is the third Delsey bag I have gotten and I love them. They roll so smoothly and effortlessly that they almost move themselves!! That being said, this particular bag is not my favorite: this thing is huge--it is the size you would take on a cruise or a long trip. It has no special hanging or compartments for clothes except a front flat zippered pouch and inside the \"lid\" a waterproof compartment and another section for shoes. But if you can do without the ability to hang clothes or have special sections for shirts, etc., this is a monster that will hold a ton of clothes--which brings me to another potential problem when using this bag. Check the weight limit for your airline and make sure you keep this bag below the limit as it would be really easy to put to much in it. Finally, with the 2\" expandable part unzipped, this bag only fits within the measurement restrictions of your local airlines if you don't count the wheels. That could be a problem. So I am wishing it were a bit smaller so I didn't sweat the possibility of an extra baggage fee as those airlines are just looking for ways to get more money from our pockets!","Product: Nothing's going to slow her down when she's rocking her adorable little Dianas. Eye-catching details, and a stylish flower ornament, these dressy-but-playful T-Straps are just the thing for the little girl who wants to make a statement.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice shoes for special occasions\n\nReview: Very cute children's shoes. The silver upper makes this a special shoe for Sundays and special occasions, but the soft synthetic sole means a child can run and play in these almost as comfortably as tennis shoes. These would be perfect for a flower girl. I had to comment on the time a child can wear these comfortably, but since these are being saved for Sunday's and special occasions, I couldn't really give an accurate answer.\n\nThe manufacturer said these could be for any width. I got them for a child with a medium width foot. If you want wide, you take our the insert and it fits a wide foot. I personally have not seen these on a children with a narrow foot. The velcro closure strap can be adjusted to just about any width, but I am a little concerned that the child will feel like soles are too wide and unwieldly. The inner fit will be fine, because the narrower foot will sit right in the center of the insert, but the sole of the shoe is quite a bit wider. I would probably not buy these for a child with a really narrow foot for that reason.\n\nVery nice shoes for a little girl who wants to look like a princess.","Product: Play like a pro with this Arachnid Cricket Pro 800 Talking Electronic Dartboard that includes all of the games and features players are looking for. Top-of-the-line features include an 8 player score display with 4 player X & O scores shown simultaneously, as well as 39 Games and 179 options including 7 cricket games. An optional 3 level \"Heckler\" feature adds another level of entertainment. Made with NylonTough segments to ensure a lifetime of fun and competition. Regulation 15.5\" target area. Accessories included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is a fun family game, but turn off the heckling feature\n\nReview: This is a fun family game. If you are not familiar with electronic dart games, the darts throw and stick with the same \"feel\" of a traditional dart board. The dart comes with 6 darts all together, 3 each of 2 different colors, along with a lot of extra dart tips. The plastic tipped darts are less dangerous than the metal tipped variety, but are still dangerous to eyes, so younger children need to be supervised.\n\nWe mounted this over a work table in our garage. The problem we are finding is it is difficult to pull out the darts leaning over the table. I recommend mounting on a wall where there will not be furniture directly under it, so you can pull the darts straight out. If the tip break off in the board, you can push them through and attach a new tip.\n\nThere is a \"heckling\" feature that gives a running commentary on your shots which can be turned on and off. If you are buying this for your family you will probably want to turn this off as the \"heckling\" is definitely not obscene, but include sarcasm and things like, \"You stink\"--not the sportsmanship you want to teach your kids! The scoring is all electronic and keeps score for up to four players. Although you can't see it in the photo, the darts are stored on the board, so there is less likelihood of losing them.\n\nGames can be adjusted to play solo against the computer with 5 levels of difficulty. There are 40 different dart games that may be selected and scored with this set.\n\nWe look forward to lots of family fun with this dart board.","Product: PitBull STD double-teamed with 4 foot fully coated, braided steel cable allows user to leave front wheel on bike and extra locking versatility. X4P locking mechanism oers superior protection.Shackle Dimensions 115mm x 230mm W x H x Diam 4.53'' x 9.06'' x 14mm 0.55'' D Cable Dimensions 120cm x 10mm4' x 0.39''\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tough U-lock with cable included.\n\nReview: This lock weighs a ton, but I understand it is hard to break into. I got it because I was going to be parking my bike in a less secure area and needed to use this lock along with the cable through the removable front tire. I am very satisfied with this bike lock, but it didn't work to attach it to the frame when I was riding. Instead I put it in one of the saddle bags. One feature I like is that I can register this lock and get replacement keys if needed, but it includes FIVE keys, including a lighted one, so I should be able to keep up with at least one of them! I'm happy with this purchase.","Product: The Nautilus U616 upright bike features Bluetooth LE connectivity, blue backlit Dual Track multi LCD display console and goal tracking functionality enabling the user to set and track exercise goals of workout time, distance traveled and calories burned.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Versatile, quiet stationary bike for home use\n\nReview: Wow! This upright stationary bike exceeded my expectations. Assembly was a breeze--all the hardware and tools were included. I am a woman in my 50's who hasn't had much mechanical experience since I used to help my kids with their Lego toys, but this went together in an hour and 15 minutes. The assembled bike is heavy--over 70 pounds--but still light enough that, using the wheels in the front, I can move it about the room fairly easily. The seat height and handle position can both be adjusted easily, as well as the seat position, forward or backwards.\n\nIncredibly quiet, this stationary bike can be ridden with or without the cooling fan and not disturb others in the same room who are watching the television or working. Honestly, it is quieter than a whisper. The seat is large and padded which I like very much.\n\nOnce you enter your name, age, and weight, the display will track pulse, speed, mileage, RPM, calories burned, and length of workout. You can adjust the resistance manually or pick multiple pre-programmed rides. The bike can track the workouts of up to four individuals. If you go to the Nautilus website, you can learn how to upload, analyze and track your workout data from this bike. The display console also has speakers and Bluetooth capabilities. I understand there is an online manual for this bike, but I have not accessed it yet, but am just figuring it out as I go. It's pretty intuitive if you have used one of these at your local gym.\n\nThis is a quality home bike, but it is not commercial quality for use in an office or gym, so buy this for your home to be used by one family, but not for constant commercial use. I am very pleased with this bike and would recommend it to others.","Product: The Coleman Divide Plus Spin 525L LED Lantern features a unique twisting design that lets you rotate the entire lantern to easily change modes.Impact-resistant up to 1 m.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Versatile lantern with a few disappointments\n\nReview: This light does have some nice features. It is bright--525 lumens at the brightest setting and can be dimmed simply by twisting the top. It can be hung as an overhead light using the fold out hook in the base. The batteries can be completely disengaged by a twist of the base, thus maintaining battery life between use. Now the downsides: this is made of lightweight plastic and I never would have figured out how to open and close the battery compartment without instructions. This does not bode well for the future when I want to change the battery and the instructions are long gone. Moreover, though my expectations may have been unrealistic with this item, they were not quite met. First if I'd looked more carefully I would have realized all the info didn't match up: currently in the product specifications, this is listed as requiring one lithium ion battery which was included. In fact, as stated elsewhere, this requires 4 D batteries which are not included. Also, I already have a Streamlight 44931 The Siege Lantern from Amazon which I Iove! I was hoping this would be of similar quality, though this Coleman product is less expensive. In fact it is made of lightweight plastic and feels not very durable in comparison to the substantial, easy-grip feel of the Seige Lantern. In all fairness, the Coleman is brighter and slightly less expensive, but I have a strong preference for the Streamlight product and suggest you look it up and compare. The difference is well worth the additional expense, in my opinion, if you can get by without the extra brightness.","Product: Sometimes, to follow your dreamsyou've go to bend the rules! Audiences and critics alike are cheering wildly for this \"exhilaratingterrific comedy\" (Entertainment Weekly) about a young girl who is torn between adhering to family traditions and attaining super-stardom on the soccer field. Hailed as the year's must-see crowd pleaser that \"makes you feel good and laugh out loud\" (Chicago Sun-Times), \"Bend It Like Beckham\" scores! (Time Magazine)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not a family film\n\nReview: This movie was recommended to me, so I was eager to see it, but was disappointed. While the movie did have some thought-provoking pictures of the culture clashes that resulted when Indian immigrant parents raise their not-so-Indian daughter in England, I did not think it at all appropriate for children. It included frequent British and American profanities, sex outside of marriage, disrobing girls in a locker room, lying to parents resulting in a positive outcome, ridicule for those who don't accept homosexuality, and a positive portrayal of homosexuality. These last two items would only bother those of us who remain happily politically incorrect. This movie is not without some redeeming qualities for adults looking for light entertainment, especially if you enjoy the cross-cultural content, but I don't recommend this for family viewing.","Product: One year after their royal wedding, King Edvard and Queen Paige of Denmark receive an invitation to attend the wedding of Princess Myra of Sangyoon. Upon their arrival, Paige finds Myra is unhappy with her arranged marriage to the brooding and sinister Kah and is secretly in love with a young elephant handler named Alu. When the secret romance between Myra and Alu is revealed, Alu is thrown into jail, and the sacred wedding elephant goes missing in the jungle! In order to save Princess Myra, Paige and Eddie must find the elephant and free Alu before convincing the king of Sangyoon that true love reigns supreme over all. The perfect adventure to celebrate their first anniversary!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good clean fun, with one reservation\n\nReview: This movie is good clean fun, with spotty acting. Definitely a children's or family film, but nothing profound here. The one thing that sort of bothered me in this movie is that it seems to be of the genre that promotes strong women--which is a good thing--but does so at the expense of its portrayal of men. Most of the men in this movie (with the exception of the \"bad guy\" and, occasionally, the prince) are portrayed as well-intentioned, but bumbling idiots who fortunately have women in their life who are able to rescue them with greater wisdom and/or martial arts ability. So I appreciate the fact that little girls can watch this and see women who can take care of problems--their own and others--competently, but I would have prefered some stronger males as well. This is what brought this movie down from a four star to a three star movie for me.","Product: InvisiGlass Screen Protection is the best screen protector available, engineered for strength and clarity and tested to meet optometric standards. The result is a crystal clear screen protector that keeps your screen safe from damage while still giving you an incredible screen experience.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good, but not perfect, screen protector.\n\nReview: Invisiglass is not really glass, at least not in my opinion, but a thicker than average plastic-like substance that is harder and more scratch resistant than most screen protectors. It made my screen less responsive than my previous screen protector at first, but I got used to it and don't notice any difference now.\n\nThe directions are in picture firn that work okay, but it is easy to skip a step when you are not sure what you are looking at! I didn't find the dust removal film until after I'd already applied the protector, so unfortunately I did end up with a tiny bubble over a speck of dust. Note that the microfiber dust cloth and adhesive dust removal film are located in the right pocket section of the folder the screen protector comes in. Don't start to apply the screen until you find and use BOTH of those items. Also, for some reason, there were two places along the right top of my screen where the film just did not adhere, even though I cleaned the screen thoroughly. It was like there was no adhesive there. So this is a decent screen protector, but not perfect. I'm not sure, for the money, that I would purchase it again.","Product: The Logitech [+] drive makes hands-free driving easy by keeping your phone secure and visible at the same time.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best car mount I have ever used!\n\nReview: At last, a perfect smartphone car mount that works on my car! This car mount requires you to attach a small metal plate to the back of your phone. The phone then adheres to the magnet inside the mount. The phone can then be easily put on the mount, or detached instantly to used as a phone if needed. The mount attaches to the window or to an adhesive backed plastic disc you stick on your dash. You attach it by moving a yellow-green lever (the end of it is visible in the photo of this item) to activate the suction on the bottom. The mount holds very firmly to the window or to the disc on the dash until you move the lever back to its original position, releasing the suction.\n\nThe mount comes with two metal plates to attach to two phones in the family, in case you are sharing the mount with another driver.\n\nThe only difficulty I had with this mount is that the lever, because it holds so well, is a bit hard for me to move at the angle I have to use it when attaching to the dash or window. I am an older woman and I don't have the hand strength that I used to, so this may not be such a struggle for someone else. Once you get the mount in place, this mount is the best I have ever used.","Product: The EnerPlex Jumpr Prime 4,400 is the perfect accessory to throw in a backpack, a briefcase, or a gym bag while on the go. This portable battery is convenient when you don't have time to connect to an outlet or get a charge from the sun. It's lightweight, and compact enough to hold in your hand or to throw in your pocket so you can take it literally anywhere. The battery also comes with a built in flashlight to help guide the way when the lights are out. EnerPlex is your ultimate portable power solution for any situation you may encounter. Whether on top of a mountain or in the boardroom, EnerPlex will always keep you powered up and in charge.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice gift for a gadget guy or girl\n\nReview: Overall a nice product with very little documentation. I was able to pretty much figure it out and then I found the directions on a little tiny fold out the size of a post-it note that I had missed earlier. The product worked well. I charged it and then used it to charge my iphone 5c. It charged it about 25% in 30 minutes, so not as much as when plugged into the wall, but no slouch amount either.\n\nThis recharger has two USB ports for charging up to two devices on the end. It has a hole through which a strap can be threaded in one corner though no strap was included with mine. The port that you use to charge the battery on mine is a little off center--kind of wonky looking--which made me feel that this is not a top notch product, but acceptable. I thought the flashlight didn't work but I discovered that you have to hold to side button down for 2-3 full seconds before the light goes on or off.\n\nFor the price this is a nice product and would make an inexpensive gift, especially for that hard to buy for man, though many folks won't plug their Apple products into anything not made by or approved by Apple, which is probably a good idea..","Product: Spinido air vent magnetic car mount holder silver features 1) ti-round magnetic car mount for cell phones is not bulky or space consuming at all. Ti-round magnetic car vent mount inserts into the air vent, thereby not blocking your windshield. 2) navigation is extremely easy with this car vent phone holder. It can easily rotate, fix, or tilt to any angle that best assists the viewer of the phone. 3)the magnetic car air mount is safe to use and will not harm any smartphone. The carbon steel plates inside the magnetic car mount are ultra thin and designed in a way that it provides powerful holding power as well as absorbing magnetic instability. 4)spinido air vent car mount for smartphones saves you the hassle of placing your smartphone securely to make sure it doesn't fall just push it in the air vent 5)smartphone car mount portable, compact and functional - designed to ensure that your device is attached securely and free of any viewing obstructions. Simply install the included magnetic plate into your device's case for it to work in conjunction to the spinido ti-round magnetic clip from the car's air vent. Instructions: 1.The circular force area is large enough to sustain the maximum target of your phone. 2.Allocating 2 metal plates, one 3.7 cm round plate in diameter, another 4.0 x 5.4 cm rectangular ,and equipped with an peel-off sticker adhesive surface. The alcohol paper is provided to clean the phone or case before you use the adhesive. 3.If you have two phones you may place the round plate on the one and the rectangular plate on the other. Then you can put any of them on the mount without the installation steps everytime. Compatible with most large-screen smartphone( iPhone 6/6s plus and iPad mini).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Mounts phone to car vent magnetically\n\nReview: This car mount sits in the A/C vent and holds the phone at a nice level if you are using your phone's GPS feature. My phone tends to overheat while using the GPS, so in the summer, this will provide natural cooling for it. I hadn't considered, though, that this will be useless in the winter as the phone will get too hot when the car heater is on. Nevertheless, in Southern climates this will be useful much of the year. This comes with a round metal plate and a rectangular metal plate to stick on 2 phones. For some reason, the rectangular one sticks to the mount MUCH better--maybe more metal. Anyway. you will have to stick the metal piece to the back of your phone, or case, to get your phone to stick to this mount. I like this mount and will enjoy using it most of the year.","Product: The Leather Care Pads jar contains 20 premium, heavy-duty applicators that are individually saturated in the Lexol 3-in-1 Leather Care Formula. Pads are simple, convenient, and durable to use. Each applicator, while produced for one-time use, can clean and condition several seats without drying out and deteriorating! Saturated in Lexol 3-in-1 Leather Care formula, our Leather Care Pads are safe for use on light-colored leather and contains premium UV Protectant to guard leather surfaces against harmful sun damage. Ideal for leather auto upholstery, saddlery, boots, briefcases, luggage, sports equipment, shoes, furniture and handbags.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I like this product\n\nReview: I got this product to use on our leather recliners. One container includes 15 pads. They are very wet with the cleaner/conditioner, so that you could wring them out. I found that I was able to stretch one pad to treat one leather recliner. I like this product, but it does leave the chair with a sort of lemony smell which I will be glad to get rid of over time. I would prefer to use this on items outside the home, rather than for a piece of indoor furniture. I didn't realize this when I ordered this product, but it can basically be used on any leather item; for example shoes, luggage, purses, etc. So I will have plenty of items to use this product on.","Product: There's a bumper sticker that suggests the meaning of life is to live it. Obvious, perhaps, but how often are we really fully engaged; reveling in the highs, crying out through lows, and daring to ask questions or speak our true feelings amidst wonder, fear, and mystery? Young but uniquely experienced, Phillip LaRue has an admirable grip on how to live, and the proof is written all over his debut solo album, Let the Road Pave Itself. An organic set of songs for the digital age, it was tracked live in the studio to an old fashioned two-inch tape reel, warmly capturing the sound of Phillip and his friends playing real time rock that's only ever concerned with life's deepest matters of love and faith. An honest, freewheeling spirit that instantly sets it apart from the big machine. Let the Road Pave Itself is catchy without trying to sound commercial, Phillip writes stay-in-your-head songs from the heart; real life musical stories about open-book faith, his closest loved ones, and struggling friends who don't always believe as he does.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Philip is quite the poet\n\nReview: I first heard Philip perform with his sister as \"LaRue.\" This is his first solo album and contains all original songs. I really appreciate Philip as a lyricist whose poetic word pictures give the listener a new way of seeing. Philip's somewhat gravelly voice reminds me of Bob Dylan. The instrumentals and vocals are well balanced. All in all a great first solo album. Some of the songs are overtly Christian, but most are girl-guy love songs that have no explicitly Christian content. The one thing I would like to see is a little more variety musically: though each song stands alone well, this is an album that comes across a little monotonous when you listen to the songs one after another. Still I would recommend this to fans of Philip and his sis who have been waiting for more.","Product: Music can take on many different forms to a listener; affecting us each in a different way. Danyew's music amplifies this affect to listeners in its own way as if speaking through a megaphone. Based in San Diego, CA, Danyew draws influence for this music from all things creative- God, art, life, love and music are a few he names, but the end result is music that among many things will inspire, create contemplation, set a mood, focus a thought, or magnify surrounding beauty. With natural creative gifts, Danyew utilized his talents by playing most instruments on his debut, incorporating layer upon layer of music/creativity into each song. One listen to his Sparrow Records debut and Danyew's unique gifts as a songwriter, artist and musician are heard woven throughout his release both sonically and lyrically.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Outside the box lyrics and a variety of top quality musical content\n\nReview: I was impressed by this disc. So often an artist will sound original on one track, but will sound the same when the album is heard as a whole. There is creativity, both lyrically and musically, with this CD. I was also impressed with the quality of sound on this CD--top quality layering and mixing of instruments and voices which produces an almost ethereal feel to some of the pieces. If I had any complaints for this disc, it would be that it is a bit short, but at the (current) price of 4.95, it is a steal. Danyew is edgier than easy listening, but softer than hard rock. I guess I'd classify him as creative pop. Give Danyew a try. You won't be disappointed.","Product: Rapesco Spinna 717 Heavy Duty Front-loading Stapler 50 Sheet Capacity. Executive, heavy duty and large capacity full strip stapler to use with 26/6-8mm and 24/6-8mm Rapesco Staples Magazine release button for easy full strip loading Magazine safety brake system to control the ejection of the front loading magazine Adjustable paper guide/margin adjuster All steel chassis. For optimum performance up to 50 sheets use 24/8mm hard wire staples\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A nicer stapler with some versatility\n\nReview: We have had a number of staplers that didn't work well and certainly couldn't staple large numbers of sheets. This manual stapler works well and can staple larger numbers of sheets. With our standard typing paper, we can do 14 sheets easily with this, but with 20 sheets it required more force. This does not plug in and uses no power, but as such, the power is provided by you. This makes the number of sheets it can staple be a variable of two things: the thickness of the paper AND the force that you can expend. One feature I like is that there is a sliding piece which you can see along the base that determines how deep you insert your stack of papers that you can staple at a more consistent spot on the page. Another feature I like is that this is made of 70% recycled materials, hence the ECO in the title. Definitely a nice stapler, but the number of sheets it can staple may be a bit overstated unless you are stapling very thin tracing paper.","Product: The Bigger Mighty Max personal Dolly, folds in 1/2 for compact storage. It is equipped with a bigger toe plate to help transport larger items wih ease. It has a comfort cushion handle that allows you to pull it anywhere. The oversized beefy wheels allow for smooth rolling on any surface, including cobblestones, sand, stairs or any uneven surfaces.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Highly recommended cart for light household use\n\nReview: This light-weight dolly is exactly what I need at this stage in my life (nearing retirement age) for working around the yard and light use in the house and taking school supplies into my job. The wheels are easy to attach and have a simple locking mechanism once you put them in place. The platform sticks out 10\" from the metal tubes at the back of the cart. I have attached a picture of the cart folded up. The handle folds down and the platform folds up making in very compact and easy to store. It easily transports large bags of grass clippings and I can't wait until we have it when we are unloading bunches of bags of mulch. The description says this holds loads under 200 pounds, but there is nothing on the product itself or the instructions that come with it that say it carries 199 pounds and below. I recommend using it for lighter loads since both the platform and the handle locking mechanism are plastic and the hollow tubes it is made of are not that heavy-weight. All it all this is the perfect cart for my husband and me for garden and home. I highly recommend this product.","Product: Magnetic dry-erase calendar tracks 1 month and is undated. The magnetic dry-erase surface includes a lined area for lists. Papers can be posted with magnets or tacked up to the cork strip along the bottom. 17\" x 23\" with curved, black frame. Mounting tape and dry-erase marker included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This brand continues to be practical and affordable\n\nReview: This is an up-datable dry erase calendar with a space for notes on the side and a strip of cork for taking notes to the bottom. It comes with a marker/eraser which mounts at the top and two colorfully striped magnets. I have used the Quartet brand before and I like it alot. I have a smaller Quartet board made of the same materials and the marker/eraser that came with it lasted me a full year and is showing no signs of giving out and still cleans up as good as new. Why do I mention that? Well, for a calendar you want something that can stand up to a lot of writing and erasing and still look good. This brand fits the bill. Also these dry-erase boards are incredibly light weight. This thing is large--17\" x 23\", and yet weighs around a pound and a half. Of course you can buy a heavier more expensive white board, but I don't want to use is as a tennis backboard--I'm just writing on the thing, so I prefer this lighter board for my purposes. One thing to be aware of, while Quartet equips their smaller boards with magnetic stick-ons to attach to refrigerator or locker, this one is mounted with adhesive strips.","Product: Decorate how you want, when you want without damaging your walls. Command Picture Hanging Strips let you fearlessly hang pictures without nails or tools. Not just for picture frames, these wall hangers are also great for creating a gallery wall, hanging college dorm decor, wooden letters, nursery dcor, acoustic foam boards, and more. These picture-frame hangers click together to lock in place and keep your pictures level. When you're ready to redecorate your space, the Command Strips remove cleanly and damage-free.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Weight capacity refers to use of all four strips together\n\nReview: Okay--I admit it. I'm addicted to these picture hanging strips. They easily hang all kinds of objects, but can be removed from the wall with no marks or residue. This makes them perfect for apartments and dorm rooms.\n\nHowever, I have always found it confusing when a package says \"Holds up to 7.2 kg, 16 lb.\" What this means is that if you use all the strips in the package--in this case four--you can hold up to sixteen pounds with this package of strips.\n\nWhen you buy these, they come with excellent instructions on the back which are definitely worth reading for best results. On this particular package, it shows strip placement to hang a picture of up to four pounds with one strip, up to 8 pounds with two strips, or up to 16 pounds with all four strips placed as pictured. Ignore these instructions at your peril.\n\nNote that these strips work most effectively when you can stick them to a flat surface, however my gold frame required me to stick the strips on two narrow metal strips. For this reason, knowing they weren't making complete contact with the frame surface, I used all four strips in this package to hang a much lighter picture on a textured wall. It worked! I'm pleased.","Product: This unique desk lamp combines style and functionality into one dynamic product! The interesting pyramid base includes a touch dimming switch to change between three distinct levels of brightness. A built-in 5V USB charging port is contained at the rear of the pyramid, allowing for the convenient charging of devices such as a smart phone, tablet, reader and so forth. The 16 inch long shade provides light over a large work area, and the diffuser cover helps provide even light distribution and reduces glare on the work surface. The shade tilts up and down and rotates left and right to help optimize the beam direction and put the light exactly where it's needed. The 8W bright LEDs will provide flicker-free light and are rated for an average life of 20,000 hours. AC charger cord is included. Includes a manufacturer's 90 day limited warranty.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sleek contemporary desk lamp\n\nReview: This is a sleek desk lamp with a 5V 750mA USB charging port. on the back. The LED light bar has 3 settings. One is a great desk lamp brightness. The other 2 settings are successively less bright. The bar can be slanted up or down and swiveled at the top of the triangular base.\nWhile I was very pleased with this desk lamp, I didn't realize the minimum height of the lamp. I had planned to use it on a shelf, but it was too tall: from the bottom of the triangular base to the top of the bar. When the light bar is completely level, it is still 11.5 inches high, so be sure the place you want to put it has that much clearance. FYI the light bar is approximately 16\" long, but the part that lights up is 12 inches long. This is an attractive contemporary desk lamp that would look great in a home or as a special addition to a dorm room.","Product: Bright. Versatile. Indispensable. Energizer vision flashlights bring bold, innovative flashlight technology to virtually any situation, indoors or out. For simple household use or serious Storm preparation, the standard flashlight has come a long way. Energizer vision flashlights use a specially engineered lensing design and LED temperature that provides the most practical light output for a variety of indoor and outdoor applications.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice flashlight, with challenging battery changes\n\nReview: Love this flashlight once I got it going, but there is no indication how to install the batteries and it took me four tries to get it right. The point or positive (+) end of the batteries goes down in both tubes. The end is very difficult to screw in and by doing it wrong with the positive end up, I scraped up the contact end of the lid considerably unfortunately. Anyway, once you get this thing out of its very tough bubble wrap and figure out the batteries, this is a great flashlight. It's LEDs can all be on full force or will dim with the push of the button. Also if you hold the button down for a moment you get a blinking strobe--nice if you are trying to attract attention. This flashlight uses 6 small batteries which are included. The packaging isn't a big deal as that is a once and done problem but I marked this down a star because changing it is difficult. It would be nearly impossible if you were wearing gloves on a campout or had wet hands.","Product: Melissa & Doug Magic in a snap magician's pop-up magical hat with tricks\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun beginning magic kit\n\nReview: This is a really cute magic set for pre-school and early elementary aged kids. They will be able to amaze their friends doing a few magic tricks. Unfortunately the pocket lining of the hat is a noisy vinyl or plastic fabric, so when they are hiding the rabbit, older or more sophisticated kids will hear the noise of the fabric and know something is up. However, we know from experience that the younger kids will love this. As soon as kids are old enough to understand the concept of a magic trick, they will get a lot of play value from this set. A bonus use for this would be to put a black \"cape\" around their shoulders and this will double as a Halloween costume.","Product: Roll them, race them and interchange them! Double your racing and customization fun with the MOTORWORKS TPP Sport Truck Power Pack 1.0. The power pack includes two uniquely designed vehicles and extra components to mix and match a truck body style and a SUV style vehicle. Both vehicles are made of European beech wood with highly detailed body features such as front and tail lights and other aerodynamic call-outs. The sporty truck features a lime green convertible chassis that allows you to snap-on other MOTORWORKS accessories. Plus, its removable wheels, lime green rims and cab can interchange with any other MOTORWORKS vehicles. The sporty SUV features an orange convertible chassis that allows you to snap-on other MOTORWORKS accessories. Plus, its removable wheels, orange rims and cab can interchange with any other MOTORWORKS vehicles. This pack includes an additional 2 monster tires and axel accessories to allow for mix and matching to create even more unique vehicle designs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful little cars with limited age range\n\nReview: These are beautifully made little cars. The finishing the wood is just exquisite. My one concern is that this car has small parts, so it can't be given to a child under 4, yet the size and play value seems to be with preschoolers which leaves a pretty narrow range of use. Also the parts are not that easy to change and don't offer a lot of customization possibilities. I looked at similar products on Amazon and discovered Autoblox through other reviewers. This brand appears to offer a similar product for a bit more money with a lot more play value. So while I love these cars, they seem a bit simplistic for the older preschooler, yet have small parts which prevent them from being given to the younger preschooler.","Product: MagVision Magnetic Building Sets provide parents and educators with a concrete, manipulative tool to help children develop mathematical concepts and geometry skills. Equally engaging for kids from pre-K through later elementary school, the basic geometric shapes included in MagVision sets allow children to build 2D (flat) patterns and designs, as well as to create 3D (solid) forms, thanks to magnetic attraction. MagVision's largest 104-Piece Creator Set is perfect for occupying groups of children in creative play. The set includes 50 small and 4 large squares, 24 equilateral triangles, 4 trapezoids, 12 right triangles, and 12 isosceles triangles. The large number and variety of classic polygon shapes provide kids with endless opportunities for exploration and discovery. Each shape is sized proportionately allowing the tiles to adhere magnetically on all edges. Creative play flows naturally from two dimensional designs to complex three dimensional structures. Children discover how squares and triangles can composed to form pictures, complex shapes, and imaginative buildings while they play. Built for safe play, tiles are sourced from a single manufacturer in China for absolute quality control. Tiles are built from top-quality, high resistance plastics that will not break or crack, and the tile sides are secured with rivets to prevent tiles from opening. Appropriate for children aged 3 years old and up.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Endless play value and strong visual appeal\n\nReview: This is an example of a toy that will grow with a child. This toy consists of 60 shapes--squares and triangles of various sizes and angles--made of clear colorful plastic. Sandwiched in between the shapes are tiny rectangular magnets--at least two along each side of the shapes. The size is substantial: the smaller squares have sides of about 3\" and there are two larger square pieces that have sides of about 6\".\n\nYounger children can use these magnetic tiles to put together flat designs and pictures. They lock together quite nicely and firmly when doing a flat design. As children increase their manual dexterity, older children can make 3-D designs which are particularly beautiful when the sun shines through the transparent blocks. The connections aren't quite as strong when building 3-D designs due the way the + and - poles of magnetic attraction line up. So younger children may become a bit frustrated.\n\nThe age level on these is listed as pre-K on up, but I could honestly see these being the center of attention with adults, too. This is a toy with lasting play value and strong visual appeal.","Product: Build your own K'NEXosaurus Rex with classic K'NEX pieces! Includes 200+ pieces and a battery powered motor! Build the model, switch it on and watch it stomp to life! Ages 7+. 2 AA batteries required but not included.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A challenging building set for older children.\n\nReview: This is the first K'Nex set for our family. I am quite impressed with the movement on this dinosaur building set. A skilled builder can build the feet and watch them walk around before they ever get to the body--fascinating.\n\nThe set is listed as for ages 7+ years. In my opinion this set is far too complex for all but the most skilled 7 year olds; in fact I would guess that it is more appropriate for 10-12 year olds. This set has lots of small parts (255). However the older child who can read fairly complex picture diagrams will be rewarded with a great outcome. In fact the instructions have plans for both the dinosaur on the cover and a \"megasaurus.\"\n\nThe motor for this set has a lot of plastic parts, however I noticed as the set was built that the motor was able to withstand some abuse and continued to work well. It requires 2 AA batteries that are not included with this set.\n\nI would expect that younger children would require quite a bit of help with this set, so if you give it to a younger child, make sure you don't mind building it for them.\n\nAll in all a great, challenging building set. Recommended.","Product: On the Island of Sodor, two kinds of engines help keep Sir Topham Hatt's railway running smoothly - steamies and diesels! This multi-pack of Take-n-Play die-cast metal train engines lets you play out adventures with some of your favorite characters from Thomas & Friends including the Steamies - Thomas, Percy and Charlie. and the Diesels - Diesel, Iron 'Arry, and Iron Bert.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice quality, but these do not fit the Thomas wooden tracks\n\nReview: I like this train set. The engine bodies are die cast metal on top and very colorful. Two of the diesels are the same, but the three steam engines are Thomas, Charlie and _________(I don't know the name of the green engine and he/she isn't labelled). The engines each have a magnetic back piece on which to attach other cars from the series.\n\nOkay here's the thing to be aware of, though. These are not the standard engines that go with standard wooden Thomas the Tank track and other compatible tracks. These engines are about 2.25\" long compared to 3\" for the ones that fit the wooden tracks. The wheels are smaller and closer together so it is impossible to use these on the wooden tracks. These work on special Make and Take track that is smaller. So when you order this, be sure that you know what you are ordering.\n\nThese appear to be fine quality, but I wonder how small children will handle the smaller sized cars and track. If it were me, I would go ahead and invest in the slightly larger trains that go on the wooden tracks and are so inter-changable with other similar brands.","Product: Here's one of our Miniland Educational Best Selling Toys: the delightful, colorful and engaging Emotiblocks - Basic Emotions. In 2015, Miniland Emotiblocks have been awarded the Parent's Choice Award and two 2015 Dr. Toys awards: 100 Best Toys AND 10 Best Games. Box comes with a set of characters to mix, match and mash-up interchangeable pieces to create \"3D Emoticons.\" Young imaginations can conjure up over 100 possible combinations using the included Activity Cards. Includes 18 Pieces, Activities, plus an easy Teaching Guide - Suitable for kids' age 2-6 years old - Sized each at 3 x 4 1/8-inches. A great deal of thought and research goes into the design and production of Miniland Toys, but we never forget the importance of play! Our mission is creating mind-expanding toys for all levels of early childhood. Miniland Educational is dedicated to having a great abundance of skill-building products and games, supported by teams of educators, rigorous testing, and continuous vigilance to fingers-on-the-pulse knowledge of our customers. Learning guides and activity cards come with many products to assist successful engagement by children, parents, caregivers and teachers. Miniland places emphasis on teaching with toys and games as fun yet timeless educational tools.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Teaching children about emotions and feelings\n\nReview: This is a cute product to help children recognize feelings in others, as well as helping them recognize their own feelings.\n\nIf you are just using this as the toy, it may seem a bit pricey, but there is also an online component. You can sign into the site at miniland.com, creating a password, and access online activities for all their toys. So if you would like to have an online component to your child's interaction with this toy, that is possible. I bought this to use in a small classroom with preschoolers. There is not easy access to the online component in the classroom, but the blocks and cards that accompany them are useful for the same purposes without accessing the online part.","Product: Donkeys are extremely calm and even-tempered, making many animals feel safe and at ease around them. In order to ensure that the young donkey foal grows up quickly and healthily, it gets good-quality hay and is regularly treated to fresh apples. The Golden Retriever is also already looking forward to its delicious feed, and wags his tail when he sees the bowl full of food. The farm cat hunts its own food and catches mice. This protects the strenuously harvested crops and prevents the little rodents from eating them.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wonderful, durable, and realistic animals for play\n\nReview: I love Schleich animals. The ones in this farm set are beautifully and realistically painted. The donkey colt is 2 and 7/8 inch tall from hoof to ear tip, the dog 2\" even and the cat is 1 and 11/16\" high. This type of play set beats out battery-operated toys any day. They require the children to invest their own imagination. Parents, grandparents, start an animal collection that will be played with again and again and still be around for the next generation! Highly recommended.\n\nOne note: these have a strong smell when you first open the package. If this is an issue for you or anyone in your family, open the package and let them air out for a day or two before giving to child.","Product: This Little Mommy Bake with Me baby doll is the perfect companion to a pastry chef-in-training! Ready to whip up sweet treats, Bake with Me baby is dressed in pretty pink from head to toe, including striped pants, a patterned top and matching shoes. A darling cupcake decorates her apron to match the baking theme. Who doesnt love a fresh batch of cookies? Because of Bake with Me baby dolls lifelike movements, such as a waist that twists from side to side, shes able to really stir her ingredients and pour from her measuring cup! Use the spatula to flip the cookies into the cookie jar, then crack the egg to start on your next batch. In addition to an oven and a table, this fun set features essential baking accessories, including measuring spoons and a mixing bowl. Best of all, this doll delivers all of the fun without any of the mess! Includes one doll, one oven and 15 accessories. Colors and decorations may vary.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cute doll, but lots of small accessories to keep up with\n\nReview: This is an adorable doll. I love her pigtails and her head has an adorable wobble. Magnets in her hands enable her to hold or interact with many of the baking accessories included with the doll and the oven even has a \"timer\" that will ding. Give this to your child and it will be a real pleaser--for a least a few hours. However, as an experienced mom of 3, I would say, if your child is not begging for this particular doll, I'd pass on this. Many baking-themed accessories that come with this doll are small and need to be kept from younger children. Unless you are a hovering helicopter mom with OCD, most of the accessories are going to be lost by naptime the day after it is received. What you'll be left with is a doll that can do a few movements, and one set of clothing. I'd recommend, instead, getting a good quality doll without a lot of specialized accessories and let a child's imagination do the rest.","Product: Dr.Seusss Sleep Book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A classic book that includes the best of Seussian rhyming and illustration\n\nReview: Somehow I missed this Dr. Seuss book during my childhood and parenting years. I'm so glad I discovered it for the purposes of grandparenting. This book is written in Seuss's virtually flawless rhyme and meter which delights parents and children alike and will twist the tongue of the most skilled reader. The beginning and end remind readers that \"This Book it to be Read in Bed\" and the book details the going to sleep of whimsical imaginary creatures going to sleep in fantastic imaginary ways in made-up places. What a fun bedtime book!\n\nNot only is the text fun, but the illustrations have much to delight and engage the reader--an enjoyable Seuss book that I am glad to discover as an adult.","Product: James first visited Turkey as a student, at the end of an eastern European trip. He lived on bread and cheese triangles for a week in Istanbul and the Princes' Islands, before using the last of his funds to get home to Britain. His latest Turkish trip was more successful: wandering Anatolia and making up for student starvation by spending his entire fee on kebaps. When he's not investigating various countries' national dishes, James lives in London's \"Little Turkey.\" He has contributed to half a dozen LP guidebooks, and co-authored A Year of Festivals, featuring Turkey's camel- and oil-wrestling festivals.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Comprehensive, but not exactly what I was expecting from Lonely Planet\n\nReview: I like this book as a comprehensive guide to Turkey. There is alot of info packed into this little book. I've been to many of the places it reviews and it has definitely picked out some outstanding sights and restaurants. It also contains some beautiful photographs of some of the outstanding sights of Turkey. However, I was disappointed.\n\nIn my mind, Lonely Planet books are typically the guidebooks that will help you find the sights you otherwise might miss, the off-the-beaten path gems that other books miss or ignore. The is my fifth Lonely Planet book in the last couple of years and I am sorry to say they are becoming more and more the typical guidebook. I'm afraid they are tampering with the formula that made them so successful and noteworthy in the past.\n\nFew people will go to Turkey and miss seeing the sights pictured in this book, but they might miss some of the lesser known sights that could have been highlighted, such as Kizkalesi--an offshore castle that has a paragraph mentioning it, but no photos, no way of knowing how spectacular it is.\n\nSo this is a useful guide, but don't expected any surprise gems within its pages."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The Summit 6.5 inch utility knife features our intuitive, smarter handle design that guides your hand to the ideal grip automatically. We studied chefs and found they pinch the blade for maximum control so we sought to make that grip easy and intuitive. We did it by moving the chef's \\\"pinch-grip\\\" zone up and away from the blade to the handle where soft grip contouring guides and cushions your hand. Now the optimum grip is easy and automatic so you're free to enjoy cutting with precision and confidence. Of course Fiskars knife also boasts Fiskars' legendary cutting quality. An ultra-sharp, Japanese-grade, stainless steel blade ensures smooth, easy cutting, chopping and mincing of small- to medium-sized foods like onions and peppers. Both the knife and protective blade guard are dishwasher safe, making this a supremely convenient and reliable kitchen companion.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Grip is super comfortable and gives great control\\n\\nReview: I absolutely love the grip on this 6.5 inch serrated utility knife--count on Fiskars to redesign something we use every day as they did with scissors decades ago. It makes chopping a breeze. I'd love to get a non-serrated chef's knife with this hande. However, I was not as impressed with the blade. I have been using Victorinox and Forschner knives which are slightly more expensive and I do like their blades better, though this is decent. These do come with a blade guard which is nice. One downside of the wonderful handle is that these don't fit in my knife drawer because the handle sticks up so high. These Fiskars are designed in the U.S. and made in China.\",\n \"Product: Pen style Chaco liners fine point permits accurate drawing of both straight lines and free hand curves. The fine point makes lines and marks more visible and is easy to use with a straight edge ruler. Easy replacement refill available.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fabric marker of your dreams\\n\\nReview: This product is used to make temporary lines on fabric or other similar surfaces. Tipped with a rolling wheel, these fabic markers lay down a thin, line of powder to guide your cutting, sewing, or whatever. The mark has more staying power than a pounce pad, but yet easily dusts away when you are ready to get rid of it. Because the tip and wheel are so narrow, this marker can be easily used to make a straight line right next to a ruler or in the longer, thin cut-outs of a marking stencil--for example to put in a quilting border pattern. The silver color is great for both very dark and very light solid fabrics. For mid-tones and prints, I recommend getting a contrasting color--I plan to get one of each color so I'm ready for anything!\",\n \"Product: Introducing the eCraft, the first and only personal electronic cutter that allows you to cut without a mat. Its ease of use combined with advanced technology makes the eCraft the perfect cutting system for all consumers from beginner to expert. It is ideal for scrapbooking, banners, paper crafting, card making, fashion designing, home decor, and so much more. The eCraft's unique design and paper feeder system make it easy to cut materials automatically, without the use of a cutting mat. Use the Paper Tray to stack multiple sheets at a time, or use the Roller to cut 12\\\" by any length. The eCraft is ultra slim, and its lightweight design and onboard storage compartment let you take it anywhere. Use it on its own with SD Image Cards, or attached to a computer with the eCraftshop Professional Design Software that comes in the box. With the large selection of fonts, shapes and designs, anyone can be an expert in minutes. Making great looking projects has never been easier.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great results, but takes a little trial and error\\n\\nReview: I received this product yesterday. I have never used a product of this sort. Before opening the box I watched all the promotional videos and read the instructions. I have been able, after a few false starts to produce some great cutouts from card stock. As I experiment, I am finding that it isn't quite as intuitive as it appears in the videos. Nevertheless, I am confident that this product will meet all of my needs.\\n\\nWhile the SD card doesn't begin to satisfy my desire for designs, I checked out the additional patterns at craftwellusa.com and feel I can economically expand the patterns I have, as needed.\\n\\nMy one suggestion is that eCraft create some kind of video lessons to take the user progressively through a variety of papers and projects. Otherwise, there will continue to be bad reviews from new users who struggle with mastering the use of different papers and projects.\\n\\nTo summarize, the things I like about this product:\\n-cuts beautifully, after just a little bit of experimenting on my part to learn how to use it\\n-versatile\\n-comes with one Sd card\\n-more designs available online\\n-some instruction available online\\nThe one thing I don't like:\\n-lack of availability of detailed or person to person instructions to expand usage.\\n\\nIf you are someone that is willing to take on a new product and experiment until you figure out all the ins and outs, this is for you. If you feel the need to have extensive and/or person to person instruction, I don't recommend this product.\",\n \"Product: The world's first comprehensive machine quilting DVD is here. Ricky's Grand Finale DVD workshop is available to all who are interested in \\\"Fine machine quilting and finishing techniques\\\"! The 2nd in a series of instructional DVD workshops, Grand Finale is chocked-full with so much information, that quilters the world over will put this resource at the top of their list. This DVD covers everything once the quilt top is complete: * innovative marking techniques * creating your own quilting designs * managing the quilt * machine trapunto * bobbin quilting * bobbin trapunto * two exciting heirloom bindings made completely by machine\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Worth buying! Watch it multiple times.\\n\\nReview: What a delight this DVD is. Ricky Tims is an amazing quilter, but he is also an excellent communicator and teacher. This filming and lighting throughout this DVD give you a perfect view to see and understand the quilting of Ricky Tims. He takes you though a quilt from inspiration to completion, teaching you a number of techniques along the way.\\n\\nWhile watching this DVD, I stopped it numerous times to try out or practice some of the things R. was teaching. I would have to say that I am a long way from quilting like Ricky Tims, but I have learned some practical techniques along the way and have some ideas I would like to develop furthur as a result of watching this DVD. I have lent it to several quilters and they all like it. Now if I can only get it back to watch it again!\",\n \"Product: Does Quilt Design Wizard replace EQ5 or EQ6? No, this is a software for beginning quilters and beginning computer users. An inexpensive way for you to try quilt designing on your computer for the first time. Design simple pieced blocks, straight layouts, on-point layouts, and play with color. This is definitely designed for beginners. Requires Windows 98/2000/ME/XP/Vista/7. Made in USA.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for the money, but some may want more features\\n\\nReview: Quilt Design Wizard is a very simple to use quilt design program that I am thoroughly enjoying. Let me share with you the features:\\n-200 quilt blocks to choose from\\n-3000 fabrics to choose from\\n-lay out blocks in standard rows or on point\\n-you can use a standard layout and number of blocks or customize\\n-sashing and/or borders can be added.\\n-experiment with color and block changes with a few clicks of the mouse\\n-print out yardage estimates, templates or rotary instructions, and lots of other goodies\\n-visit the Quilt Design Wizard for free montly download to get new block and fabrics\\nLimitations:\\n-200 blocks may sound like a lot, but if you want a block and it's not there, you're out of luck; also, you can't create your own block\\n-fabric library is big, but does not permit you to scan in other fabrics, which can be helpful for some newer quilting techniques\\n\\nOverall, this is a great beginning quilt program. I love being able to try out my designs and color schemes BEFORE I commit them to fabric. However a professional designer or someone with advanced computer skills and/or deeper pockets might want to go ahead and invest in Electric Quilt which is much more complex, expensive and versatile software made by the same company.\\n\\nThat being said, this software is perfect for me, since I like to keep things simple when it comes to computers. I can design a quilt and easily play around with the color scheme, arrangement of blocks and dimensions. This software is very simple to use and has already been lots of fun and help to me. I'm delighted with this software and will recommend it to my friends.\",\n \"Product: The R H Forschner by Victorinox Paring Knife features high carbon, stainless steel blade, hand finished at Victorinox in Switzerland by skilled craftsmen. A special tempering process is used to produce an edge that can be resharpened over and over again, so the knife can keep its original sharpness throughout the entire life of the blade. Victorinox handles are ergonomically designed to minimize wrist tension. They provide a natural fit. A good heft and comfortable, positive grip are indications of a well-made knife. Although cutlery steel is naturally sanitary, materials and construction details of the handle minimize crevices what would offer hospitality to bacteria. T he Model Numbers 40508 and 45508 are the same item in different packaging.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Superb, long-handled paring knife\\n\\nReview: A few years ago when I was replacing my knives, I did a little research and found that these Victorinox knives with the fibrox handles are great knives at a great price. The handle is not as attractive as wood, but it is durable and more sanitary. Unlike most paring knives, the handle is longer than the blade making it comfortable and practical to use. This is actually my most recent Victorinox acquisition, joining a couple of chef's knives, bread knives, steak knives and other small knives. I have been using them for several years now and maintain them by sharpening them periodically. Both the blades and the handles are still in great condition; however, I have learned the blades keep their edge better if I don't put them in the dishwasher. It only takes a moment to hand wash them.\\n\\nMy one reccommedation: if you are considering buying this knife, instead add a few more dollars to your purchase and get a set of 3 knives: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Victorinox-48042-Cutlery-3-Piece-Paring-Knife-Set/dp/B000QCPNUE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Victorinox 48042 Cutlery 3-Piece Paring Knife Set</a>. This way you will get this excellent knife, along with a serrated paring knife and the other knife with the curved blade which I use to take the tops off of strawberries.\\n\\nHighly recommended.\",\n \"Product: The Sunbeam Tea Drop Hot Tea Maker is the all-in-one steeping and tea serving solution. Easy to use and clean with a variable steeping control that allows you to make up to 28 oz. of hot tea to your desired taste, accomodates bagged and loose tea.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: How it works, why I'm not thrilled, and what's good about it\\n\\nReview: This tea maker workers like a coffee maker, however the \\\"steeping\\\" time is controlled by slowing the passage of the tea/water through the tea grounds into your cup when darker tea is desired. With about twice the normal amount of tea, you can get an okay cup of tea when you select the darkest setting. The trouble is, for really good tea, you want the water to be brought to a rolling boil and you want the water and the tea to stay in contact for 2 to 6 minutes depending on the kind of tea and the strength you like. Neither of these things happen with this tea maker so even when you add twice the amount of tea, you can get a darker cup, but you won't get the kind of full-bodied tea taste that tea lovers like to savor.\\n\\nThat said, this tea maker does keep the tea you have made nicely warmed, so that is a plus. If you're not a fanatic for awesome tea and you don't mind using twice as much tea, you might find this teapot a nice convenience.\",\n \"Product: The Organized Living Kitchen Wrap Organizer is the perfect storage solution for your plastic wrap, food storage bags, tin foil, and wax paper. This Kitchen organizer fits easily on your cabinet or pantry shelf. It also looks great on a countertop or hanging on the back of a pantry door. Its tiered design lets you store several boxes together so all your wrapping staples are within easy reach for an organized and smooth running kitchen.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Disappointed! Not as big as described.\\n\\nReview: This product was a disappointment. It was smaller than described in the measurements. The ends were listed as 7.5\\\" by 7.5\\\" in the Amazon description, when in fact it is only 6.75\\\" wide and just 7 inches tall. What this means is that you can only store small size wraps on this product if you want to get 3 across, as pictured. If you go with the larger size, for example a 200 sq. ft. package of plastic wrap, it just barely fits and there is only room for two rolls. Boxes of zip seal bags just barely fit two abreast and it takes a lot of care to slide them in and out of the rack, or they don't fit at all. I can't decide whether to keep this or trash it. I've learned my lesson--if I want a storage item, I will go to a brick and mortar store with the items I want to store and see how they fit in an actual product before I buy.\",\n \"Product: The Organized Living Kitchen Wrap Organizer is the perfect storage solution for your plastic wrap, food storage bags, tin foil, and wax paper. This Kitchen organizer fits easily on your cabinet or pantry shelf. It also looks great on a countertop or hanging on the back of a pantry door. Its tiered design lets you store several boxes together so all your wrapping staples are within easy reach for an organized and smooth running kitchen.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Disappointed! Not as big as described.\\n\\nReview: This product was a disappointment. It was smaller than described in the measurements. The ends were listed as 7.5\\\" by 7.5\\\" in the Amazon description, when in fact it is only 6.75\\\" wide and just 7 inches tall. What this means is that you can only store small size wraps on this product if you want to get 3 across, as pictured. If you go with the larger size, for example a 200 sq. ft. package of plastic wrap, it just barely fits and there is only room for two rolls. Boxes of zip seal bags just barely fit two abreast and it takes a lot of care to slide them in and out of the rack, or they don't fit at all. I can't decide whether to keep this or trash it. I've learned my lesson--if I want a storage item, I will go to a brick and mortar store with the items I want to store and see how they fit in an actual product before I buy.\",\n \"Product: The Night Therapy Memory Foam 6 Inch Mattress by Zinus features conforming comfort and memory foam support. Night Therapy Memory Foam is open cell memory foam offering improved airflow movement while providing a customized level of support. The latest evolution of memory foam, Biofoam replaces some of the traditional petroleum with natural plant oil, and includes natural green tea extract and all natural active charcoal to help absorb moisture, eliminate odors, and keep your mattress fresh. 10 year worry free limited warranty. Please open your mattress package within 72 hours of receipt and allow 48 hours for your new mattress to return to its original, plush shape. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great mattress for the money\\n\\nReview: This is an excellent, firm mattress for the money. It arrives rolled up in a box. When you unpack it, it almost immediately takes its full six inch thick shape. This mattress is ideal for kids rooms--if mine were still at home, I'd order two for the bunk beds for sure! But I also got the 14\\\" premium metal frame and this mattress works great on the frame as well, and on a traditional box spring. Some foam mattresses have a strong synthetic smell, but the smell of this one is very mild out of the box and the second day the smell it totally gone. Highly recommended for kids beds, college students and folks on a budget. We are using it as a guest bed, but we would consider putting a slightly thicker version in the master bedroom. The Zinus folks really know what they are doing!\",\n \"Product: The Rachael Ray Commercial ware Nonstick Twin Pack 10-Inch and 12.25-Inch Skillets are the perfect choice for making everything from savory brunch frittatas to sauteed whole brook trout for dinner. These nonstick skillets are made from the thick, durable commercial-quality aluminum professional cooks depend on and boast a touch of bold color to make cooking everyone's favorite dishes more fun. With the polished aluminum exteriors, these skillets deliver a great look in the kitchen and heat quickly and evenly to help reduce hot spots that can burn foods. The long-lasting nonstick coating offers exceptional food release to make cleanup a breeze. Bright, rubberized grippy handles are double riveted for extra strength and provide a comfortable, confident grasp. Oven safe to 400 degrees, these skillets are ideal for cooking tasks that start on the stove and finish in the oven. The pair of top-quality skillets is also a great complement to Rachael's other cookware and bakeware and are sure to bring excitement to every kitchen. For professional quality cookware that's both fun and convenient to use, choose the Rachael Ray Commercial ware Nonstick Twin Pack 10-Inch and 12.25-Inch Skillets.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Did not hold up\\n\\nReview: Update: I updated this review, lowering the stars down to three. This skillet did not hold up. Less than 2 months later this skillet is already in the give-away bag. It worked well, but the non-stick surface is already torn up! Don't feel it's safe to use anymore, so I have changed my rating. liked this pan initially and wish it had lasted. See the original review below.\\n\\nOriginal Review: I have used (and used up) a ton of non-stick skillets so far in my cooking lifetime. This is definitely one of the better ones. This skillet is made of very thick aluminum. It is somewhat heavy, but not too heavy to handle easily. I have used it multiple times and it is performing well, heating evenly without any \\\"hot spots\\\" on my flat surface range. Like all such pans, you don't want to over heat it, but one thing I like about this one is that it is oven safe to 400 degrees! The handle stays cool to the touch.\\n\\nThe product description described the back of this skillet as having a brushed aluminum surface. I don't know what that means, but this pan is polished to a very high gloss--very attractive. I would recommend this pan as a very high quality, functional, mid-priced pan. I'm pleased to have it.\",\n \"Product: Compact handheld unit fits on bottle, stores easily. One liter bottle included. Bottle features 1/4 turn connection - easy, fast and secure. Adjustable Fizz control. Uses recyclable 8 gram CO2 cartridges (Starter pack of 10 cartridges included).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fascinating product with pros and cons\\n\\nReview: This product works exactly as advertised. I took it out of the box, washed the bottle and I was ready to go. I used one of the ten included CO2 cartridges and made one bottle of about 4 cups of fizzy water. Pretty neat. Will I use this product a lot? Well let me share the pros and cons:\\n\\nPros:\\nWorks exactly as advertised.\\nAFTER you make the water carbonated you can flavor it as desired.\\nTakes up very little space.\\n\\nCons:\\nOne cartridge only makes one bottle of water--4 cups for lightly fizzy, more like 2 cups for very fizzy.\\nThe bottle is not dishwasher safe--this is a huge one for me. I like the idea of making my own lightly sweetened soda, but not if I have to wash the bottle out by hand every time!\\nCost of CO2 cartridges mean this is not super economical.\\n\\nConclusion: this is a fun product. If the kids are clamoring for a soda maker, this one is less expensive than some and easy to operate. However if you are looking for economy or ease of clean up--this might not be what you are looking for.\",\n \"Product: The Superior Oven Mitt by Now Designs was created with upgraded features to make it strong, comfortable and functional. The Superior Mitt is made from 100% cotton twill fabric which makes it flexible, durable and washable. The mitt's interior is made of a heavy duty terry lining for great heat protection and comfort. The quilting pattern is designed for improved dexterity and the binding fabric on the edged and hook are made from a heavy twill for longer wear. The mitt measures 7 Inch wide (from the thumb to the outer edge) and 13 Inch long. Set includes two matching oven mitts. Simple care: machine wash.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Practical, large cooking mitts\\n\\nReview: These mitts are heavier and bigger than mitts I have used in the past. They come up to my mid forearm and beyond on the longer side. They are heavy weight, so they offer superior protection from hot items. The terrycloth lining makes them comfortable to wear. They fit my hands well, which would make them a woman's size large.\\n\\nThe description said that the quilting pattern improved dexterity. They are quilted in a square pattern and I did not see any improvement in dexterity due to that pattern. Because these mitts are heavy, they do just bend at the base of the fingers, so it would be impossible to do anything requiring more dexterity than picking up a hot pan or grill rack. However, that is what I would have expected from gloves of this size and weight.\\n\\nOverall, I am pleased with these oven mitts.\",\n \"Product: 11122400 Features: -Good Grip collection. Product Type: -Butter dish. Color: -Stainless Steel. Material: -Stainless steel. Pattern: -Solid color. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -1.97\\\". Overall Width - Side to Side: -7.87\\\". Overall Depth - Front to Back: -2.56\\\". Overall Product Weight: -0.5 lbs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Stylish, practical, but not magic\\n\\nReview: First let me say this is a beautiful, practical butter dish that would look good on any table. It has a very low profile, The top is very wider than my other butter dish and little raised parts at each end hold the butter in place and keep it away from the ends where it might smear onto the clear top. The no slip \\\"feet\\\" are a plus. The brushed stainless looks wonderful. The top is not glass, but has the look and feel of glass. I am very pleased.\\n\\nAlas, this dish is no match for my butter-smearing family. After only one use, it has butter smeared in places it is not supposed to be. This dish is practical, but not magic! If you have a family with a propensity to make a mess of the butter, this dish cannot control that, so the clear lid may not be a plus for you--it is not going to hide the mess.\\n\\nSo I highly recommend this for style, but if you have a family with a tendency to make a mess of the butter dish, you may want a dish that does not have a clear lid.\",\n \"Product: The OXO Good Grips Big Bin Shower Caddy fits as many toiletries as a 3-tiered caddy in one large, easy-to-reach Bin. PVC-free suction cups ensure a secure hold on any smooth, non-porous surface and the pivoting hook flexes to fit the Caddy securely to shower heads. The Big Bin Shower Caddy is easy to install - no tools necessary. The suction cups easily attach with a press of a button and can be removed with a pull of release tab for repositioning or removal. The large-capacity Bin features a Tray with drainage slots and bottle holes for storing shampoo upside down and the Tray is removable for easy cleaning. The stainless steel construction is sturdy and complements any bathroom decor. The OXO Better Guarantee: If you experience an issue with your OXO product, get in touch with us for a repair or replacement. Were grateful for the opportunity to learn from your experience, and well make it better.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great concept, but suction cups didn't stick well on our tile\\n\\nReview: The is a nice product--great to go in a family shower where there would be room for all the kids' toiletries, but for just my husband and me the tray is too big. I didn't grade it down for this, as I got it for the bathroom the kids use. The tray is 21\\\" x 5\\\". I recommend this for a very large shower or a tub/shower combination. Our house was built in the '70's and is pretty narrow, so this makes our shower feel crowded--takes up what little elbow room there is.\\n\\nAll of the objections above are solely related the our own facilities, however the reason I gave this four stars is that the suction cups don't stay attached to the tile. Every shower, I position them on tiles away from the grout line and punch the button that secures them to the wall. This process is nifty; HOWEVER the next time I come into the bathroom they have come \\\"unstuck\\\" from the wall. If you keep the tray full, it won't matter, but if you only have some toiletries in it, when the suction cups pop off which they inevitably do, your toiletries may fall over.\\n\\nSo regretfully, I gave this four stars instead of five.\",\n \"Product: Be your own barista with the Magnifica XS by De'Longhi. This compact automatic espresso machine includes all of the features of our full-size machines, but in a smaller, more convenient size. You and your guests can enjoy delicious cappuccinos and lattes anytime. It's never been easier to create authentic Italian drinks with our patented cappuccino system frother. Simply place a container with milk under the nozzle to create a rich, creamy froth. The Magnifica XS does all the work for you! It not only makes incredible espresso drinks, but also saves you money while doing it, with the energy-saving switch and single boiler system. Select either whole beans or ground coffee, the machine does both. For the freshest results, the patented direct-to-brew system grinds beans instantly before brewing. With five coffee-strength settings from extra-mild to extra-strong, everyone gets their ideal flavor. The choices don't end there, select from four cup-size options to suit your preferred taste. Other highlights include easy-to-use manual controls, convenient water filtration, as well as a cup warmer and a removable drip tray. Enjoy coffee for years to come with the Magnifica XS!.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Quiet, easy-to use automatic espresso and cappuccino machine with a steam frother for lattes\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty amazing product which can make espresso with the push of a button and capuccino or latte using the steam frother spout on the left side. The product can go from bean to beverage with just the press of a button. The espresso comes out with a nice little head of foam. You can do a single or double shot in one glass/cup or make two singles side by side. The spout can be raised and lowered as needed to go down to a small glass/cup or in a tall slim mug which is what I made my latte or cappuccino in--a delicious latte on the first try, but strength and grind can be adjusted to suit you, just don't adjust grind unless machine is actively grinding at the time.\\n\\nWhen I researched the machine to see if I wanted to order, one reviewer mentioned the noise, but I have a Cuisinart Grind and Brew for my regular coffee which is quite loud. This is much quieter than the grind and brew due to insulation of the grinding area.\\n\\nThe frother is not completely intuitive, however this machine comes with a Get Started book and the enclosed DVD, which I viewed on my computer, clear videos illustrating every aspect of set up, starting, using and cleaning thsi product. There are also printed instructions with the machine, but the DVD is a fabulous and clear help.\\n\\nThe machine is self-cleaning with the exception of the frother. That has two little pieces that can removed, washed and reattached in an instant.\\n\\nIf you are considering an automatic espresso machine, consider this one. If you go out for specialty drinks this machine will pay for itself in a few months, If you don't go out for these kinds of drinks, consider this purchase a guilty pleasure that should give you years of enjoyment.\",\n \"Product: InterDesign's Laci Shower Curtain will bring femininity to your bathroom. This curtain features a delicate lace print on 100% PEVA. 100% waterproof - no liner is needed.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Okay shower curtain, but pricey\\n\\nReview: This is a translucent shower curtain with a floral pattern. I am using it as a shower curtain liner. The curtain has metal grommets for your shower curtain holders and the maker has doubled over the plastic at the top so that it doesn't tear. Note that unlike some curtains or liners, this does not have magnetic weights in the bottom, although since the curtain is somewhat heavy it seems to hang down pretty well without them. An okay shower curtain or nice liner. My only complaint is this: for the current price point of over $19.00 for what you are getting, the price seems a bit steep. Head over to your local brick and mortar discount store and you can probably get the same quality level of product for half this price, or even less. So balancing quality with value, this is three stars for me.\",\n \"Product: Cook up a family favorite with the George foreman 6-serving removable plate grill. The premium ceramic-coated plates are 5x more durable than previous George foreman plates, and they remove easily for fast cleaning in the dishwasher. Variable temperature controls let you find the best heat for grilling steak, chicken, veggies, and more! plus, the 1\\\" adjustable hinge makes room for thick sandwiches and larger cuts of meat.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great grill with removable plates\\n\\nReview: I'm a big fan of George Foreman grills and this one is no exception. This one has removable ceramic-coated grilling plates which is a huge improvement for me--no more awkward washing of the grill plates. They come out easily and go straight in the dishwasher. They then reattach effortlessly and securely. And with the ceramic coating, I have no more worries that I have had with other coatings that can leach chemicals into the food. I'm very happy with both of these improvements.\\n\\nThis grill can easily accommodate 6 servings, which is nice for a family. The heat level is controlled by a slicing lever from low to high. Set on the low--or minimum--setting, it cooks at between 300 and 325 degrees. On high--or maximum--setting, it cooks at between 365-400 degrees.\\n\\nOverall, I am thrilled with the advantages of this product, but there are two things I don't like quite as well. The ceramic plates don't give a very crispy coating on the grilled food. To me that makes it not as flavorful and appealing. Also, the drip tray is only a quarter of an inch deep! I cooked one turkey burger and 2 lean burgers on this and the drippings got all over the counter. I wasn't too pleased with that. For this reason, I gave this grill 4 stars instead of 5.\",\n \"Product: A beautiful marriage of form and functionality, the Totally Bamboo Family Tree Bamboo Carving Board with Etched Juice Groove is a gorgeous solution for carving and cutting. The etched tree in the center of the board directs juices away from food as it's cut to the generous collection well. A deep groove runs along the interior edge of board to further collect and store and excess juice ensuring the table or countertop stay clean! Crafted with parquet end-grain bamboo, this board is gentle on knives while providing an outstanding cutting surface. This board is large enough to handle any carving job at 19-1/2 inches by 15-3/4 inches; over 300 square inches! When it's time for cleanup, the board quickly wipes clean; it should not be soaked or washed in the dishwasher. Backed by a one-year manufacturer's warranty. Start a new family tradition with the Totally Bamboo Family Tree Carver!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bamboo parquet cutting board\\n\\nReview: This is a beautiful parquet cutting board of end grain bamboo. The incised tree side has a lot of texture which would hold your meat in place while carving. In addition, there are the traditional channels cut into the board in line with the tree trunk to channel meat juices. The other side of the board is plain bamboo parquet and is the side I would use for cutting. I'm a minimalist and think the plain parquet side is much more beautiful than the tree side. I also share the concerns of other reviewers that food particles could easily get caught in the intricacies of the tree side. Nevertheless this is a spectacular cutting board I will enjoy using it.\",\n \"Product: Amco Triangular Measuring Cups, Silver. Innovative flat edges make scooping easy. Measuring cups set are magnetized and easily nests together\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Magnetic wet/dry spoons with some good features\\n\\nReview: These measuring spoons have some good features. Pay attention to the mark embossed on the rounded spoons for liquids. If I fill the spoon to the bottom of the mark I get an accurate measure and can then take the spoon to the bowl with a little \\\"sloshing room\\\" in the spoon so there are no spills. Also, there is no way the magnet can fall out with these. I had that happen with my other spoons and had to glue the magnet back in. However, when I went to measure the dry side, I ran into two problems. First, the tablespoon is pretty deep and long and doesn't fit well into most of my spices. Also, if I compare it to my other spoons, it holds a generous fourth a teaspoon more of dry spice than my other spoons. I already own these spoons: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Prepworks-by-Progressive-Magnetic-Measuring-Spoons-Stainless-Steel-Set-of-5/dp/B001GAQKKW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Prepworks by Progressive Magnetic Measuring Spoons, Stainless Steel - Set of 5</a> and like them better. They are of heavier stainless so they don't bend, when stacked they are 1\\\" shorter, they are more economical, they fit in the spice jars better and there is an additional spoon--the half tablespoon. So these spoons are okay, but not my first choice.\",\n \"Product: The BISSELL SmartClean Robotic Vacuum gives you automatic, effective cleaning whenever you want, all over your home. Its powerful suction and unique brush roll design gather dust, debris, and hair so you dont have to. Its revolution navigation system provides excellent coverage, even under furniture, along edges and corners, and in other hard-to-reach places. SmartClean offers automatic return to its self-charging docking station, scheduling cleans when its convenient for you, and other fantastic, helpful features.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I like this one!\\n\\nReview: I like this alot. Since we put in laminate floors, it's been a challenge to keep the floors swept and the Turkish area rugs vacuumed. I had a Roomba about ten years ago and I'm sure they have improved, but since I had a chance to give this a try, I ordered this product and am thrilled. It moves with ease from laminate floor to area rug. It also handles the wall to wall medium pile carpeting in our bedrooms well, but interestingly enough, it didn't do a good job with our lower pile wall to wall carpeting. I will say that it does not do tile floors--just sweeps the dirt into the grout lines, but I wasn't expecting to use it for this. One reviewer said this could cope with rug fringe, but I would caution you on this one. I used it on one older rug and it was messing up the fringe, so I turn under the ends of fringed rugs for this. One thing I love about robot vacuums in general and this BISSELL SmartClean in particular is that it can go all the way under beds, significantly reducing the amount of dust in a room. This model comes with one virtual wall which enables me to close off doorless openings. I'm not sure I'm ready to get rid of my regular vacuum as time will tell how durable this is, but I like it so far! Recommended--especially for laminate flooring!\",\n \"Product: Breathing clean air has a significantly positive effect on well-being. The Blueair Pro will protect you and your staff from the negative consequences of indoor air pollution, increase your energy levels, promote a clearer mental state and improve your circulation. The Blueair Pro XL with the Particle Filter is the optimal choice for removing particle pollutants such as bacteria, viruses, pet dander, dust and pollen. Or use the Blueair Pro XL with our Blueair SmokeStop Filter to get rid of gaseous pollutants, for example Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs such as formaldehyde), tobacco smoke and particles.Create an environment where people can breathe healthier air whether working alone or with others.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Definitely improves the air quality in your home from the first day you use it\\n\\nReview: This filter will improve the air quality in your home. I noticed a difference in one day and felt my nose was less stuffy as a result of using this filter. You can turn it up high, but if you keep it on low, you won't be able to hear a thing. I would recommend ordering the Air Intelligence Module for this product so that you can set it to automatically maintain your air quality. But you can also choose to just run it as is. This air purifier has an indicator to let you know when you need to replace the filters, which are sold separately. Under normal conditions, replacement will be about four times a year. If you have a need or desire for very clean air in your home, this product is an excellent choice. I love it.\",\n \"Product: The Brewista Smart Brew Automatic Tea Kettle makes waking up to a perfect cup of tea simple. Pre-set times allow for automatic brewing in the morning and temperature settings allow each tea varietal to be brewed to the ideal temperature, preventing over steeping. This kettle has a 1.2 liter capacity, can brew loose leaf or tea bags and has a keep warm feature to maintain the right temperature while you enjoy your tea throughout the morning.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Remarkably versatile automatic tea pot\\n\\nReview: This product not only heats water to a specific temperature, but also will brew tea in the basket for a set amount of time. It also can maintain the temperature of the water. I was skeptical how this would work, but I put some green tea in the basket, set the temperature and set the pump for the steeping time (this puts water into the stainless steel tea basket) and ended up with perfect green tea. Pretty remarkable. It also has a programable option, so you can set it to wake up to perfect tea.\\n\\nI will probably use this mainly to heat water for specialty teas, only occasionally actually brewing them in the pot, but you can also heat up water to just the right temperature for your French press coffee.\\n\\nNote that when you clean this, neither the base nor the pot is submersible, so will need to be hand washed.\",\n \"Product: Keep everything within reach with this NEW Double-Sided Children's Bookcase from Ace Baby Furniture. This bookcase offers two-sided storage, smooth-gliding and locking casters and chic designs for both parents and children to enjoy for years to come.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great two-sided book shelf of white laminated composite wood\\n\\nReview: This is a heavy, two sided bookshelf . I love the fact that it is on wheels. My one concern in ordering this is, \\\" would it be heavy enough?\\\" as I am always worried about items for children tipping. However this baby weighs over 60 pounds, so no worries there. I had hoped it would be white painted hard wood at this price, but it turns out it is a good quality laminated composite wood instead. The hardest part of assembly was getting into the heavy cardboard box this arrives in. You'll need a tool such as a flat head screwdriver to pry off the large staples. Once you get into the cardboard, there is an inner styrofoam \\\"box\\\" from which you can pull out the foam wrapped pieces. So you can tell they are serious about getting this to you without damage. There is a philips head screwdriver in the box which will help you put this together. It takes about 30 minutes to do so. This is great for a kids room that is big enough to accomodate a two sided bookshelf.\",\n \"Product: The HD 180-Degree Wi-Fi Camera (DCS-960L) with 180-degree Wide Eye lens keeps a vigilant eye on your home and provides crisp HD 720p video to watch your kids or pets with wall-to-wall coverage. Unique de-warping technology maximizes the video quality with less distortion, letting you see more of your home at a glance. Night vision allows you to see up to 16 feet in complete darkness and with the built-in motion sensor, you can be notified via email or a push alert sent to your mobile device when movement is detected. With the micro SD card slot you can record video clips, up to 128GB, directly from the camera so you never miss a moment. And with Wireless AC, it takes advantage of the latest Wi-Fi technology to give you a high bandwidth connection to your router for streaming live HD 720p video to your smartphone or tablet. Access the HD 180-Degree Wi-Fi Camera through the free mydlink Lite app or website to view and manage your camera no matter where you are.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Customer support is 5 STAR, product is four star.\\n\\nReview: I ran into trouble on the installation of this camera and ended up interacting with Christopher, #AR004301 in tech support. He spent a long time with me walking me through the install. I am not a huge techie, but neither am i totally ignorant. One thing that I didn't realize is that on one of the early steps on the install, you need to wait for a blinking orange or amber light. That is the light IN BACK of the camera--I kept looking for it in front of the camera. So the tech support I got on this product was fabulous. I would buy from them again.\\n\\nNow for the product. I like this product, but would like to be able to turn it on and off when I come and go. Unfortunately it stays on all the time. It also gets a little warm which concerns me, but Christopher said that is normal. Of course I could unplug it, but I certainly don't want to have to reinstall it everytime I leave the house. So this is especially why I have this product four stars instead of 5 in spite of the unmatched customer support.\",\n \"Product: With the AC1200 MAX Wi-Fi Range Extender (RE6700), you can easily expand the range of your existing wireless router. Simply plug the device into a standard wall outlet where you need stronger Internet connectivity--say, an upstairs bedroom or office or another remote area of your home. The RE6700 repeats the signal from the router and redistributes it to reduce wireless dead spots.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: You must have a dual-band router to use this product wirelessly\\n\\nReview: This range extender claims to work with all routers and it does, but not necessarily wirelessly. I thought that since I had a Linksys router I was okay, but that is NOT the case. I must have a dual band router to use this wirelessly. My options are to buy a new router--tech support recommends Linksys EA 6350 or Lynksys EA100-6100 router. Since I'm not willing to spend another $75 for a new router, my only choice Is to connect this to my router with a long wire. So do verify that you have a newer, dual band router.\\n\\nDo be aware that if you need tech support, you may be waiting for quite some time. I called once and waited 40 minutes and had to give up. The second time was in the morning and I got through. Both times the connection was very poor. I couldn't hear them or their distorted \\\"waiting music\\\" and they couldn't easily hear me.\",\n \"Product: 3x Higher Color Brightness and up to 3x Wider Color Gamut with Epson. 3200 lumens color brightness and 3200 lumens white brightness. Fast setup; HDMI connectivity.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 10,000 hour bulb on this projector\\n\\nReview: This is my first projector that can be hooked up to my laptop. I'm not technologically savvy, but with the included directions and troubleshooting suggestions, I was able to download and install the proper software and project my powerpoint presentation from my laptop. Among other things, I teach writing seminars and having my own projector gives me a lot of flexibility regarding where I can teach.\\n\\nI know replacement bulbs for these are very costly, but I was delighted that this bulb is to last 10,000 hours. Also, the fan cools it off so quickly that it is ready to be packed up in its carrying case (Included) without a long wait.\\n\\nThe colors were bright and the image sharp with this projector. I do see that I need to up my game in terms of sharpness of images with such a powerful projector. Recommended for home and light business use.\",\n \"Product: Dell 22 Inch SE2216HV Monitor, Updated Pro ID with matte bezel & updated stand & anti-glare, Updated Pro ID with matte bezel & updated stand & anti-glare\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Great picture, but I lose my sound when this is plugged in to my Dell 2-in-1.\\n\\nReview: I ordered this screen to provide a larger, movie watching screen for my Dell Inspiron 13 2-in-1 laptop. In the package were the pieces to assemble the screen--it went together beautifully--an HDMI cable, and the cable that connects the screen to the electrical outlet, as well as a CD of drivers and documentation which I did not use since my 2-in-1 does have a CD ROM drive. The display is a matte finish which means it gets absolutely no glare-- a beautiful sight to behold. The color balance can be tweaked for different uses. Over all a fabulous viewing experience.\\n\\nHere's the problem. I get absolutely no sounds when this screen is plugged in, although the screen and the computer both show sound at full volume. It is only when I unplulg the screen and lose the large picture, that the sound returns to my laptop speakers.\\n\\nI went to Dell support and found nothing helpful there, which isn't surprising as I have heard horror stories about Dell support. I unloaded all the latest drivers for computer and screen, and restarted the computer mulitiple times, but no luck. So If I had purchased this I would return it right now. As it is, I received this screen as a sample and am only out the tax liability.\\n\\nIf I find a way to get help from Dell, I'll revise my report. Such a shame. I've heard this screen has great sound.\",\n \"Product: The new Linksys AC750 Boost Dual-Band Wi-Fi Range Extender with Exclusive Spot Finder Technology eliminates Wi-Fi dead zones throughout a home including, patio, garage, second floors and more. With a simple setup with Push Button Connect and Spot Finder Technology for optimal placement and performance it will boost your Wi-Fi signal coverage up to 6,500 square feet. Cross band Technology maximizes simultaneous use of dual bands while Beam forming focuses and strengthens the Wi-Fi signal. With Wi-Fi speeds up to N300 & AC433 Mbps you will expand your Wi-Fi coverage in large and multi-storied homes with two adjustable, external antennas. You will gain enhanced wired speeds for a Smart TV, gaming console, Blu-ray Disc player other Wi-Fi device using the Gigabit Ethernet port. Works with all Wi-Fi routers.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: You must have a dual-band router to use this product wirelessly\\n\\nReview: This range extender claims to work with all routers and it does, but not necessarily wirelessly. I thought that since I had a Linksys router I was okay, but that is NOT the case. I must have a dual band router to use this wirelessly. My options are to buy a new router--tech support recommends Linksys EA 6350 or Lynksys EA100-6100 router. Since I'm not willing to spend another $75 for a new router, my only choice Is to connect this to my router with a long wire. So do verify that you have a newer, dual band router.\\n\\nDo be aware that if you need tech support, you may be waiting for quite some time. I called once and waited 40 minutes and had to give up. The second time was in the morning and I got through. Both times the connection was very poor. I couldn't hear them or their distorted \\\"waiting music\\\" and they couldn't easily hear me.\",\n \"Product: Our Curvation Side Shaper Full Figure Underwire Bra is designed to give you a smooth look under clothes without the added padding. This bra features a built-in inner support sling and cushioned underwire providing seamless shaping and extra support. The lightweight two-ply cups offer a beautiful, natural shape and a smooth look under clothes without the added volume. The leotard back ensures the adjustable, cushioned straps stay in place keeping you comfortable all day. The Curvation Side Shaper full-coverage design works well with any neckline, making it the perfect everyday bra. 2 packs are available in assorted colors to meet all of your wardrobe needs. Enhance your natural curves with our Curvation Side Shaper Underwire Bra!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Comfortable underwire bras minimize bust line\\n\\nReview: These are quality underwire bras with no padding, which I prefer. The cups fit as expected and are wide enough to cover the part of me near the armpits where I tend to spill out of the cups a bit. With many bras, I have trouble with the straps falling down off my shoulders, but with theses bras the straps stay up well and are very comfortable. The size around my body runs a bit small. I usually wear a 38\\\" or 40\\\", and the 40\\\" just barely fits. So I would recommend ordering your usual cup size, but ordering the next size up for inches. The one draw back to these bras is they minimize your bust line. I'm not trying to look like Dolly, but it is nice which my chest sticks out further than my stomach. With this bra, it sort of spreads me out so that I look heavier in the middle because I look flatter on top.\",\n \"Product: Lee has unearthed new innovations in denim since 1889. The company has a rich American history in the world of fit and fashion, and now offers more fits, styles, finishes, features and choices than ever before. Whether you're off to a weekend adventure or dressing for a day at the office.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Soft, fitted, and comfortable slacks\\n\\nReview: I like these chino slacks. I also have <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Lee-Women-s-Plus-Size-Midrise-Fit-Freedom-Pant-Light-Fawn-18W-Medium/dp/B01DIUTK4U/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Lee Women's Plus Size Midrise Fit Freedom Pant, Light Fawn, 18W Medium</a>, but I like these better. The fabric on these chino slacks is softer and slightly heavier. Also the legs are more fitted. The only thing I like better about the Freedom Pant is that though they are both medium rise, the Freedom Pant comes up a bit higher. These pants have a large \\\"hook and eye\\\" closure at the waist that holds well, as opposed to the snap at the waist of the freedom pant that comes undone easily. These fit great and feel great. The color is such a dark blue that it looks black to me. I wouldn't mind having a pair of these in each color. Recommended.\",\n \"Product: Lee has unearthed new innovations in denim since 1889. The company has a rich American history in the world of fit and fashion, and now offers more fits, styles, finishes, features and choices than ever before. Whether you're off to a weekend adventure or dressing for a day at the office.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Stretchy cotton slacks in dark khaki\\n\\nReview: These are nice, light-weight casual slacks that I ordered in an 18W, medium length. They are dark khaki--I would actually call the color olive green, so the picture is not quite right. I am 5'6\\\" tall, so these fit my hips well, but I would have liked it if the legs were a bit more fitted and an inch or two shorter. However they come unsnapped easily, though the 2% spandex in these enable them to stretch wherever needed. Perhaps what feels like a good hip fit is actually too tight. These wash well and come out ready to wear. Seams and fly are bit \\\"bunchy,\\\" after washing, hence the limitation of casual wear. I would like to have some additional slacks like this in other colors if I can figure out a solution to the problem of unsnapping. Lee makes their Chino Slacks for women that have a \\\"hook\\\" instead of a snap that are more fitted and I prefer those.\",\n \"Product: The aero soft side collection by delsey is the soft side family member to the top rated collection, helium aero by delsey. This fully featured 29 inch suitcase offers all of the components of the hardside collection with the flexibility of a soft side suitcase. This case is expandable up to 2 inches, has four double spinner wheels for extra stability and ease of use, dual locking handle, and fully lined interior with tie down straps and multiple interior compartments including wet pocket and zippered mesh pocket for small accessories. The exterior of the case has 2 zippered pockets for last minute items, as well as a kick plate for stability, top, side and bottom carry handles for easy lifting. An integrated id tag on the side of the case keeps personal information hidden. Worldwide limited 10 year warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Rolls like a dream--holds a ton\\n\\nReview: This is the third Delsey bag I have gotten and I love them. They roll so smoothly and effortlessly that they almost move themselves!! That being said, this particular bag is not my favorite: this thing is huge--it is the size you would take on a cruise or a long trip. It has no special hanging or compartments for clothes except a front flat zippered pouch and inside the \\\"lid\\\" a waterproof compartment and another section for shoes. But if you can do without the ability to hang clothes or have special sections for shirts, etc., this is a monster that will hold a ton of clothes--which brings me to another potential problem when using this bag. Check the weight limit for your airline and make sure you keep this bag below the limit as it would be really easy to put to much in it. Finally, with the 2\\\" expandable part unzipped, this bag only fits within the measurement restrictions of your local airlines if you don't count the wheels. That could be a problem. So I am wishing it were a bit smaller so I didn't sweat the possibility of an extra baggage fee as those airlines are just looking for ways to get more money from our pockets!\",\n \"Product: Nothing's going to slow her down when she's rocking her adorable little Dianas. Eye-catching details, and a stylish flower ornament, these dressy-but-playful T-Straps are just the thing for the little girl who wants to make a statement.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice shoes for special occasions\\n\\nReview: Very cute children's shoes. The silver upper makes this a special shoe for Sundays and special occasions, but the soft synthetic sole means a child can run and play in these almost as comfortably as tennis shoes. These would be perfect for a flower girl. I had to comment on the time a child can wear these comfortably, but since these are being saved for Sunday's and special occasions, I couldn't really give an accurate answer.\\n\\nThe manufacturer said these could be for any width. I got them for a child with a medium width foot. If you want wide, you take our the insert and it fits a wide foot. I personally have not seen these on a children with a narrow foot. The velcro closure strap can be adjusted to just about any width, but I am a little concerned that the child will feel like soles are too wide and unwieldly. The inner fit will be fine, because the narrower foot will sit right in the center of the insert, but the sole of the shoe is quite a bit wider. I would probably not buy these for a child with a really narrow foot for that reason.\\n\\nVery nice shoes for a little girl who wants to look like a princess.\",\n \"Product: Play like a pro with this Arachnid Cricket Pro 800 Talking Electronic Dartboard that includes all of the games and features players are looking for. Top-of-the-line features include an 8 player score display with 4 player X & O scores shown simultaneously, as well as 39 Games and 179 options including 7 cricket games. An optional 3 level \\\"Heckler\\\" feature adds another level of entertainment. Made with NylonTough segments to ensure a lifetime of fun and competition. Regulation 15.5\\\" target area. Accessories included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a fun family game, but turn off the heckling feature\\n\\nReview: This is a fun family game. If you are not familiar with electronic dart games, the darts throw and stick with the same \\\"feel\\\" of a traditional dart board. The dart comes with 6 darts all together, 3 each of 2 different colors, along with a lot of extra dart tips. The plastic tipped darts are less dangerous than the metal tipped variety, but are still dangerous to eyes, so younger children need to be supervised.\\n\\nWe mounted this over a work table in our garage. The problem we are finding is it is difficult to pull out the darts leaning over the table. I recommend mounting on a wall where there will not be furniture directly under it, so you can pull the darts straight out. If the tip break off in the board, you can push them through and attach a new tip.\\n\\nThere is a \\\"heckling\\\" feature that gives a running commentary on your shots which can be turned on and off. If you are buying this for your family you will probably want to turn this off as the \\\"heckling\\\" is definitely not obscene, but include sarcasm and things like, \\\"You stink\\\"--not the sportsmanship you want to teach your kids! The scoring is all electronic and keeps score for up to four players. Although you can't see it in the photo, the darts are stored on the board, so there is less likelihood of losing them.\\n\\nGames can be adjusted to play solo against the computer with 5 levels of difficulty. There are 40 different dart games that may be selected and scored with this set.\\n\\nWe look forward to lots of family fun with this dart board.\",\n \"Product: PitBull STD double-teamed with 4 foot fully coated, braided steel cable allows user to leave front wheel on bike and extra locking versatility. X4P locking mechanism oers superior protection.Shackle Dimensions 115mm x 230mm W x H x Diam 4.53'' x 9.06'' x 14mm 0.55'' D Cable Dimensions 120cm x 10mm4' x 0.39''\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tough U-lock with cable included.\\n\\nReview: This lock weighs a ton, but I understand it is hard to break into. I got it because I was going to be parking my bike in a less secure area and needed to use this lock along with the cable through the removable front tire. I am very satisfied with this bike lock, but it didn't work to attach it to the frame when I was riding. Instead I put it in one of the saddle bags. One feature I like is that I can register this lock and get replacement keys if needed, but it includes FIVE keys, including a lighted one, so I should be able to keep up with at least one of them! I'm happy with this purchase.\",\n \"Product: The Nautilus U616 upright bike features Bluetooth LE connectivity, blue backlit Dual Track multi LCD display console and goal tracking functionality enabling the user to set and track exercise goals of workout time, distance traveled and calories burned.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Versatile, quiet stationary bike for home use\\n\\nReview: Wow! This upright stationary bike exceeded my expectations. Assembly was a breeze--all the hardware and tools were included. I am a woman in my 50's who hasn't had much mechanical experience since I used to help my kids with their Lego toys, but this went together in an hour and 15 minutes. The assembled bike is heavy--over 70 pounds--but still light enough that, using the wheels in the front, I can move it about the room fairly easily. The seat height and handle position can both be adjusted easily, as well as the seat position, forward or backwards.\\n\\nIncredibly quiet, this stationary bike can be ridden with or without the cooling fan and not disturb others in the same room who are watching the television or working. Honestly, it is quieter than a whisper. The seat is large and padded which I like very much.\\n\\nOnce you enter your name, age, and weight, the display will track pulse, speed, mileage, RPM, calories burned, and length of workout. You can adjust the resistance manually or pick multiple pre-programmed rides. The bike can track the workouts of up to four individuals. If you go to the Nautilus website, you can learn how to upload, analyze and track your workout data from this bike. The display console also has speakers and Bluetooth capabilities. I understand there is an online manual for this bike, but I have not accessed it yet, but am just figuring it out as I go. It's pretty intuitive if you have used one of these at your local gym.\\n\\nThis is a quality home bike, but it is not commercial quality for use in an office or gym, so buy this for your home to be used by one family, but not for constant commercial use. I am very pleased with this bike and would recommend it to others.\",\n \"Product: The Coleman Divide Plus Spin 525L LED Lantern features a unique twisting design that lets you rotate the entire lantern to easily change modes.Impact-resistant up to 1 m.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Versatile lantern with a few disappointments\\n\\nReview: This light does have some nice features. It is bright--525 lumens at the brightest setting and can be dimmed simply by twisting the top. It can be hung as an overhead light using the fold out hook in the base. The batteries can be completely disengaged by a twist of the base, thus maintaining battery life between use. Now the downsides: this is made of lightweight plastic and I never would have figured out how to open and close the battery compartment without instructions. This does not bode well for the future when I want to change the battery and the instructions are long gone. Moreover, though my expectations may have been unrealistic with this item, they were not quite met. First if I'd looked more carefully I would have realized all the info didn't match up: currently in the product specifications, this is listed as requiring one lithium ion battery which was included. In fact, as stated elsewhere, this requires 4 D batteries which are not included. Also, I already have a Streamlight 44931 The Siege Lantern from Amazon which I Iove! I was hoping this would be of similar quality, though this Coleman product is less expensive. In fact it is made of lightweight plastic and feels not very durable in comparison to the substantial, easy-grip feel of the Seige Lantern. In all fairness, the Coleman is brighter and slightly less expensive, but I have a strong preference for the Streamlight product and suggest you look it up and compare. The difference is well worth the additional expense, in my opinion, if you can get by without the extra brightness.\",\n \"Product: Sometimes, to follow your dreamsyou've go to bend the rules! Audiences and critics alike are cheering wildly for this \\\"exhilaratingterrific comedy\\\" (Entertainment Weekly) about a young girl who is torn between adhering to family traditions and attaining super-stardom on the soccer field. Hailed as the year's must-see crowd pleaser that \\\"makes you feel good and laugh out loud\\\" (Chicago Sun-Times), \\\"Bend It Like Beckham\\\" scores! (Time Magazine)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a family film\\n\\nReview: This movie was recommended to me, so I was eager to see it, but was disappointed. While the movie did have some thought-provoking pictures of the culture clashes that resulted when Indian immigrant parents raise their not-so-Indian daughter in England, I did not think it at all appropriate for children. It included frequent British and American profanities, sex outside of marriage, disrobing girls in a locker room, lying to parents resulting in a positive outcome, ridicule for those who don't accept homosexuality, and a positive portrayal of homosexuality. These last two items would only bother those of us who remain happily politically incorrect. This movie is not without some redeeming qualities for adults looking for light entertainment, especially if you enjoy the cross-cultural content, but I don't recommend this for family viewing.\",\n \"Product: One year after their royal wedding, King Edvard and Queen Paige of Denmark receive an invitation to attend the wedding of Princess Myra of Sangyoon. Upon their arrival, Paige finds Myra is unhappy with her arranged marriage to the brooding and sinister Kah and is secretly in love with a young elephant handler named Alu. When the secret romance between Myra and Alu is revealed, Alu is thrown into jail, and the sacred wedding elephant goes missing in the jungle! In order to save Princess Myra, Paige and Eddie must find the elephant and free Alu before convincing the king of Sangyoon that true love reigns supreme over all. The perfect adventure to celebrate their first anniversary!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good clean fun, with one reservation\\n\\nReview: This movie is good clean fun, with spotty acting. Definitely a children's or family film, but nothing profound here. The one thing that sort of bothered me in this movie is that it seems to be of the genre that promotes strong women--which is a good thing--but does so at the expense of its portrayal of men. Most of the men in this movie (with the exception of the \\\"bad guy\\\" and, occasionally, the prince) are portrayed as well-intentioned, but bumbling idiots who fortunately have women in their life who are able to rescue them with greater wisdom and/or martial arts ability. So I appreciate the fact that little girls can watch this and see women who can take care of problems--their own and others--competently, but I would have prefered some stronger males as well. This is what brought this movie down from a four star to a three star movie for me.\",\n \"Product: InvisiGlass Screen Protection is the best screen protector available, engineered for strength and clarity and tested to meet optometric standards. The result is a crystal clear screen protector that keeps your screen safe from damage while still giving you an incredible screen experience.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good, but not perfect, screen protector.\\n\\nReview: Invisiglass is not really glass, at least not in my opinion, but a thicker than average plastic-like substance that is harder and more scratch resistant than most screen protectors. It made my screen less responsive than my previous screen protector at first, but I got used to it and don't notice any difference now.\\n\\nThe directions are in picture firn that work okay, but it is easy to skip a step when you are not sure what you are looking at! I didn't find the dust removal film until after I'd already applied the protector, so unfortunately I did end up with a tiny bubble over a speck of dust. Note that the microfiber dust cloth and adhesive dust removal film are located in the right pocket section of the folder the screen protector comes in. Don't start to apply the screen until you find and use BOTH of those items. Also, for some reason, there were two places along the right top of my screen where the film just did not adhere, even though I cleaned the screen thoroughly. It was like there was no adhesive there. So this is a decent screen protector, but not perfect. I'm not sure, for the money, that I would purchase it again.\",\n \"Product: The Logitech [+] drive makes hands-free driving easy by keeping your phone secure and visible at the same time.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best car mount I have ever used!\\n\\nReview: At last, a perfect smartphone car mount that works on my car! This car mount requires you to attach a small metal plate to the back of your phone. The phone then adheres to the magnet inside the mount. The phone can then be easily put on the mount, or detached instantly to used as a phone if needed. The mount attaches to the window or to an adhesive backed plastic disc you stick on your dash. You attach it by moving a yellow-green lever (the end of it is visible in the photo of this item) to activate the suction on the bottom. The mount holds very firmly to the window or to the disc on the dash until you move the lever back to its original position, releasing the suction.\\n\\nThe mount comes with two metal plates to attach to two phones in the family, in case you are sharing the mount with another driver.\\n\\nThe only difficulty I had with this mount is that the lever, because it holds so well, is a bit hard for me to move at the angle I have to use it when attaching to the dash or window. I am an older woman and I don't have the hand strength that I used to, so this may not be such a struggle for someone else. Once you get the mount in place, this mount is the best I have ever used.\",\n \"Product: The EnerPlex Jumpr Prime 4,400 is the perfect accessory to throw in a backpack, a briefcase, or a gym bag while on the go. This portable battery is convenient when you don't have time to connect to an outlet or get a charge from the sun. It's lightweight, and compact enough to hold in your hand or to throw in your pocket so you can take it literally anywhere. The battery also comes with a built in flashlight to help guide the way when the lights are out. EnerPlex is your ultimate portable power solution for any situation you may encounter. Whether on top of a mountain or in the boardroom, EnerPlex will always keep you powered up and in charge.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice gift for a gadget guy or girl\\n\\nReview: Overall a nice product with very little documentation. I was able to pretty much figure it out and then I found the directions on a little tiny fold out the size of a post-it note that I had missed earlier. The product worked well. I charged it and then used it to charge my iphone 5c. It charged it about 25% in 30 minutes, so not as much as when plugged into the wall, but no slouch amount either.\\n\\nThis recharger has two USB ports for charging up to two devices on the end. It has a hole through which a strap can be threaded in one corner though no strap was included with mine. The port that you use to charge the battery on mine is a little off center--kind of wonky looking--which made me feel that this is not a top notch product, but acceptable. I thought the flashlight didn't work but I discovered that you have to hold to side button down for 2-3 full seconds before the light goes on or off.\\n\\nFor the price this is a nice product and would make an inexpensive gift, especially for that hard to buy for man, though many folks won't plug their Apple products into anything not made by or approved by Apple, which is probably a good idea..\",\n \"Product: Spinido air vent magnetic car mount holder silver features 1) ti-round magnetic car mount for cell phones is not bulky or space consuming at all. Ti-round magnetic car vent mount inserts into the air vent, thereby not blocking your windshield. 2) navigation is extremely easy with this car vent phone holder. It can easily rotate, fix, or tilt to any angle that best assists the viewer of the phone. 3)the magnetic car air mount is safe to use and will not harm any smartphone. The carbon steel plates inside the magnetic car mount are ultra thin and designed in a way that it provides powerful holding power as well as absorbing magnetic instability. 4)spinido air vent car mount for smartphones saves you the hassle of placing your smartphone securely to make sure it doesn't fall just push it in the air vent 5)smartphone car mount portable, compact and functional - designed to ensure that your device is attached securely and free of any viewing obstructions. Simply install the included magnetic plate into your device's case for it to work in conjunction to the spinido ti-round magnetic clip from the car's air vent. Instructions: 1.The circular force area is large enough to sustain the maximum target of your phone. 2.Allocating 2 metal plates, one 3.7 cm round plate in diameter, another 4.0 x 5.4 cm rectangular ,and equipped with an peel-off sticker adhesive surface. The alcohol paper is provided to clean the phone or case before you use the adhesive. 3.If you have two phones you may place the round plate on the one and the rectangular plate on the other. Then you can put any of them on the mount without the installation steps everytime. Compatible with most large-screen smartphone( iPhone 6/6s plus and iPad mini).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Mounts phone to car vent magnetically\\n\\nReview: This car mount sits in the A/C vent and holds the phone at a nice level if you are using your phone's GPS feature. My phone tends to overheat while using the GPS, so in the summer, this will provide natural cooling for it. I hadn't considered, though, that this will be useless in the winter as the phone will get too hot when the car heater is on. Nevertheless, in Southern climates this will be useful much of the year. This comes with a round metal plate and a rectangular metal plate to stick on 2 phones. For some reason, the rectangular one sticks to the mount MUCH better--maybe more metal. Anyway. you will have to stick the metal piece to the back of your phone, or case, to get your phone to stick to this mount. I like this mount and will enjoy using it most of the year.\",\n \"Product: The Leather Care Pads jar contains 20 premium, heavy-duty applicators that are individually saturated in the Lexol 3-in-1 Leather Care Formula. Pads are simple, convenient, and durable to use. Each applicator, while produced for one-time use, can clean and condition several seats without drying out and deteriorating! Saturated in Lexol 3-in-1 Leather Care formula, our Leather Care Pads are safe for use on light-colored leather and contains premium UV Protectant to guard leather surfaces against harmful sun damage. Ideal for leather auto upholstery, saddlery, boots, briefcases, luggage, sports equipment, shoes, furniture and handbags.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I like this product\\n\\nReview: I got this product to use on our leather recliners. One container includes 15 pads. They are very wet with the cleaner/conditioner, so that you could wring them out. I found that I was able to stretch one pad to treat one leather recliner. I like this product, but it does leave the chair with a sort of lemony smell which I will be glad to get rid of over time. I would prefer to use this on items outside the home, rather than for a piece of indoor furniture. I didn't realize this when I ordered this product, but it can basically be used on any leather item; for example shoes, luggage, purses, etc. So I will have plenty of items to use this product on.\",\n \"Product: There's a bumper sticker that suggests the meaning of life is to live it. Obvious, perhaps, but how often are we really fully engaged; reveling in the highs, crying out through lows, and daring to ask questions or speak our true feelings amidst wonder, fear, and mystery? Young but uniquely experienced, Phillip LaRue has an admirable grip on how to live, and the proof is written all over his debut solo album, Let the Road Pave Itself. An organic set of songs for the digital age, it was tracked live in the studio to an old fashioned two-inch tape reel, warmly capturing the sound of Phillip and his friends playing real time rock that's only ever concerned with life's deepest matters of love and faith. An honest, freewheeling spirit that instantly sets it apart from the big machine. Let the Road Pave Itself is catchy without trying to sound commercial, Phillip writes stay-in-your-head songs from the heart; real life musical stories about open-book faith, his closest loved ones, and struggling friends who don't always believe as he does.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Philip is quite the poet\\n\\nReview: I first heard Philip perform with his sister as \\\"LaRue.\\\" This is his first solo album and contains all original songs. I really appreciate Philip as a lyricist whose poetic word pictures give the listener a new way of seeing. Philip's somewhat gravelly voice reminds me of Bob Dylan. The instrumentals and vocals are well balanced. All in all a great first solo album. Some of the songs are overtly Christian, but most are girl-guy love songs that have no explicitly Christian content. The one thing I would like to see is a little more variety musically: though each song stands alone well, this is an album that comes across a little monotonous when you listen to the songs one after another. Still I would recommend this to fans of Philip and his sis who have been waiting for more.\",\n \"Product: Music can take on many different forms to a listener; affecting us each in a different way. Danyew's music amplifies this affect to listeners in its own way as if speaking through a megaphone. Based in San Diego, CA, Danyew draws influence for this music from all things creative- God, art, life, love and music are a few he names, but the end result is music that among many things will inspire, create contemplation, set a mood, focus a thought, or magnify surrounding beauty. With natural creative gifts, Danyew utilized his talents by playing most instruments on his debut, incorporating layer upon layer of music/creativity into each song. One listen to his Sparrow Records debut and Danyew's unique gifts as a songwriter, artist and musician are heard woven throughout his release both sonically and lyrically.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Outside the box lyrics and a variety of top quality musical content\\n\\nReview: I was impressed by this disc. So often an artist will sound original on one track, but will sound the same when the album is heard as a whole. There is creativity, both lyrically and musically, with this CD. I was also impressed with the quality of sound on this CD--top quality layering and mixing of instruments and voices which produces an almost ethereal feel to some of the pieces. If I had any complaints for this disc, it would be that it is a bit short, but at the (current) price of 4.95, it is a steal. Danyew is edgier than easy listening, but softer than hard rock. I guess I'd classify him as creative pop. Give Danyew a try. You won't be disappointed.\",\n \"Product: Rapesco Spinna 717 Heavy Duty Front-loading Stapler 50 Sheet Capacity. Executive, heavy duty and large capacity full strip stapler to use with 26/6-8mm and 24/6-8mm Rapesco Staples Magazine release button for easy full strip loading Magazine safety brake system to control the ejection of the front loading magazine Adjustable paper guide/margin adjuster All steel chassis. For optimum performance up to 50 sheets use 24/8mm hard wire staples\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A nicer stapler with some versatility\\n\\nReview: We have had a number of staplers that didn't work well and certainly couldn't staple large numbers of sheets. This manual stapler works well and can staple larger numbers of sheets. With our standard typing paper, we can do 14 sheets easily with this, but with 20 sheets it required more force. This does not plug in and uses no power, but as such, the power is provided by you. This makes the number of sheets it can staple be a variable of two things: the thickness of the paper AND the force that you can expend. One feature I like is that there is a sliding piece which you can see along the base that determines how deep you insert your stack of papers that you can staple at a more consistent spot on the page. Another feature I like is that this is made of 70% recycled materials, hence the ECO in the title. Definitely a nice stapler, but the number of sheets it can staple may be a bit overstated unless you are stapling very thin tracing paper.\",\n \"Product: The Bigger Mighty Max personal Dolly, folds in 1/2 for compact storage. It is equipped with a bigger toe plate to help transport larger items wih ease. It has a comfort cushion handle that allows you to pull it anywhere. The oversized beefy wheels allow for smooth rolling on any surface, including cobblestones, sand, stairs or any uneven surfaces.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Highly recommended cart for light household use\\n\\nReview: This light-weight dolly is exactly what I need at this stage in my life (nearing retirement age) for working around the yard and light use in the house and taking school supplies into my job. The wheels are easy to attach and have a simple locking mechanism once you put them in place. The platform sticks out 10\\\" from the metal tubes at the back of the cart. I have attached a picture of the cart folded up. The handle folds down and the platform folds up making in very compact and easy to store. It easily transports large bags of grass clippings and I can't wait until we have it when we are unloading bunches of bags of mulch. The description says this holds loads under 200 pounds, but there is nothing on the product itself or the instructions that come with it that say it carries 199 pounds and below. I recommend using it for lighter loads since both the platform and the handle locking mechanism are plastic and the hollow tubes it is made of are not that heavy-weight. All it all this is the perfect cart for my husband and me for garden and home. I highly recommend this product.\",\n \"Product: Magnetic dry-erase calendar tracks 1 month and is undated. The magnetic dry-erase surface includes a lined area for lists. Papers can be posted with magnets or tacked up to the cork strip along the bottom. 17\\\" x 23\\\" with curved, black frame. Mounting tape and dry-erase marker included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This brand continues to be practical and affordable\\n\\nReview: This is an up-datable dry erase calendar with a space for notes on the side and a strip of cork for taking notes to the bottom. It comes with a marker/eraser which mounts at the top and two colorfully striped magnets. I have used the Quartet brand before and I like it alot. I have a smaller Quartet board made of the same materials and the marker/eraser that came with it lasted me a full year and is showing no signs of giving out and still cleans up as good as new. Why do I mention that? Well, for a calendar you want something that can stand up to a lot of writing and erasing and still look good. This brand fits the bill. Also these dry-erase boards are incredibly light weight. This thing is large--17\\\" x 23\\\", and yet weighs around a pound and a half. Of course you can buy a heavier more expensive white board, but I don't want to use is as a tennis backboard--I'm just writing on the thing, so I prefer this lighter board for my purposes. One thing to be aware of, while Quartet equips their smaller boards with magnetic stick-ons to attach to refrigerator or locker, this one is mounted with adhesive strips.\",\n \"Product: Decorate how you want, when you want without damaging your walls. Command Picture Hanging Strips let you fearlessly hang pictures without nails or tools. Not just for picture frames, these wall hangers are also great for creating a gallery wall, hanging college dorm decor, wooden letters, nursery dcor, acoustic foam boards, and more. These picture-frame hangers click together to lock in place and keep your pictures level. When you're ready to redecorate your space, the Command Strips remove cleanly and damage-free.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Weight capacity refers to use of all four strips together\\n\\nReview: Okay--I admit it. I'm addicted to these picture hanging strips. They easily hang all kinds of objects, but can be removed from the wall with no marks or residue. This makes them perfect for apartments and dorm rooms.\\n\\nHowever, I have always found it confusing when a package says \\\"Holds up to 7.2 kg, 16 lb.\\\" What this means is that if you use all the strips in the package--in this case four--you can hold up to sixteen pounds with this package of strips.\\n\\nWhen you buy these, they come with excellent instructions on the back which are definitely worth reading for best results. On this particular package, it shows strip placement to hang a picture of up to four pounds with one strip, up to 8 pounds with two strips, or up to 16 pounds with all four strips placed as pictured. Ignore these instructions at your peril.\\n\\nNote that these strips work most effectively when you can stick them to a flat surface, however my gold frame required me to stick the strips on two narrow metal strips. For this reason, knowing they weren't making complete contact with the frame surface, I used all four strips in this package to hang a much lighter picture on a textured wall. It worked! I'm pleased.\",\n \"Product: This unique desk lamp combines style and functionality into one dynamic product! The interesting pyramid base includes a touch dimming switch to change between three distinct levels of brightness. A built-in 5V USB charging port is contained at the rear of the pyramid, allowing for the convenient charging of devices such as a smart phone, tablet, reader and so forth. The 16 inch long shade provides light over a large work area, and the diffuser cover helps provide even light distribution and reduces glare on the work surface. The shade tilts up and down and rotates left and right to help optimize the beam direction and put the light exactly where it's needed. The 8W bright LEDs will provide flicker-free light and are rated for an average life of 20,000 hours. AC charger cord is included. Includes a manufacturer's 90 day limited warranty.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sleek contemporary desk lamp\\n\\nReview: This is a sleek desk lamp with a 5V 750mA USB charging port. on the back. The LED light bar has 3 settings. One is a great desk lamp brightness. The other 2 settings are successively less bright. The bar can be slanted up or down and swiveled at the top of the triangular base.\\nWhile I was very pleased with this desk lamp, I didn't realize the minimum height of the lamp. I had planned to use it on a shelf, but it was too tall: from the bottom of the triangular base to the top of the bar. When the light bar is completely level, it is still 11.5 inches high, so be sure the place you want to put it has that much clearance. FYI the light bar is approximately 16\\\" long, but the part that lights up is 12 inches long. This is an attractive contemporary desk lamp that would look great in a home or as a special addition to a dorm room.\",\n \"Product: Bright. Versatile. Indispensable. Energizer vision flashlights bring bold, innovative flashlight technology to virtually any situation, indoors or out. For simple household use or serious Storm preparation, the standard flashlight has come a long way. Energizer vision flashlights use a specially engineered lensing design and LED temperature that provides the most practical light output for a variety of indoor and outdoor applications.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice flashlight, with challenging battery changes\\n\\nReview: Love this flashlight once I got it going, but there is no indication how to install the batteries and it took me four tries to get it right. The point or positive (+) end of the batteries goes down in both tubes. The end is very difficult to screw in and by doing it wrong with the positive end up, I scraped up the contact end of the lid considerably unfortunately. Anyway, once you get this thing out of its very tough bubble wrap and figure out the batteries, this is a great flashlight. It's LEDs can all be on full force or will dim with the push of the button. Also if you hold the button down for a moment you get a blinking strobe--nice if you are trying to attract attention. This flashlight uses 6 small batteries which are included. The packaging isn't a big deal as that is a once and done problem but I marked this down a star because changing it is difficult. It would be nearly impossible if you were wearing gloves on a campout or had wet hands.\",\n \"Product: Melissa & Doug Magic in a snap magician's pop-up magical hat with tricks\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun beginning magic kit\\n\\nReview: This is a really cute magic set for pre-school and early elementary aged kids. They will be able to amaze their friends doing a few magic tricks. Unfortunately the pocket lining of the hat is a noisy vinyl or plastic fabric, so when they are hiding the rabbit, older or more sophisticated kids will hear the noise of the fabric and know something is up. However, we know from experience that the younger kids will love this. As soon as kids are old enough to understand the concept of a magic trick, they will get a lot of play value from this set. A bonus use for this would be to put a black \\\"cape\\\" around their shoulders and this will double as a Halloween costume.\",\n \"Product: Roll them, race them and interchange them! Double your racing and customization fun with the MOTORWORKS TPP Sport Truck Power Pack 1.0. The power pack includes two uniquely designed vehicles and extra components to mix and match a truck body style and a SUV style vehicle. Both vehicles are made of European beech wood with highly detailed body features such as front and tail lights and other aerodynamic call-outs. The sporty truck features a lime green convertible chassis that allows you to snap-on other MOTORWORKS accessories. Plus, its removable wheels, lime green rims and cab can interchange with any other MOTORWORKS vehicles. The sporty SUV features an orange convertible chassis that allows you to snap-on other MOTORWORKS accessories. Plus, its removable wheels, orange rims and cab can interchange with any other MOTORWORKS vehicles. This pack includes an additional 2 monster tires and axel accessories to allow for mix and matching to create even more unique vehicle designs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful little cars with limited age range\\n\\nReview: These are beautifully made little cars. The finishing the wood is just exquisite. My one concern is that this car has small parts, so it can't be given to a child under 4, yet the size and play value seems to be with preschoolers which leaves a pretty narrow range of use. Also the parts are not that easy to change and don't offer a lot of customization possibilities. I looked at similar products on Amazon and discovered Autoblox through other reviewers. This brand appears to offer a similar product for a bit more money with a lot more play value. So while I love these cars, they seem a bit simplistic for the older preschooler, yet have small parts which prevent them from being given to the younger preschooler.\",\n \"Product: MagVision Magnetic Building Sets provide parents and educators with a concrete, manipulative tool to help children develop mathematical concepts and geometry skills. Equally engaging for kids from pre-K through later elementary school, the basic geometric shapes included in MagVision sets allow children to build 2D (flat) patterns and designs, as well as to create 3D (solid) forms, thanks to magnetic attraction. MagVision's largest 104-Piece Creator Set is perfect for occupying groups of children in creative play. The set includes 50 small and 4 large squares, 24 equilateral triangles, 4 trapezoids, 12 right triangles, and 12 isosceles triangles. The large number and variety of classic polygon shapes provide kids with endless opportunities for exploration and discovery. Each shape is sized proportionately allowing the tiles to adhere magnetically on all edges. Creative play flows naturally from two dimensional designs to complex three dimensional structures. Children discover how squares and triangles can composed to form pictures, complex shapes, and imaginative buildings while they play. Built for safe play, tiles are sourced from a single manufacturer in China for absolute quality control. Tiles are built from top-quality, high resistance plastics that will not break or crack, and the tile sides are secured with rivets to prevent tiles from opening. Appropriate for children aged 3 years old and up.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Endless play value and strong visual appeal\\n\\nReview: This is an example of a toy that will grow with a child. This toy consists of 60 shapes--squares and triangles of various sizes and angles--made of clear colorful plastic. Sandwiched in between the shapes are tiny rectangular magnets--at least two along each side of the shapes. The size is substantial: the smaller squares have sides of about 3\\\" and there are two larger square pieces that have sides of about 6\\\".\\n\\nYounger children can use these magnetic tiles to put together flat designs and pictures. They lock together quite nicely and firmly when doing a flat design. As children increase their manual dexterity, older children can make 3-D designs which are particularly beautiful when the sun shines through the transparent blocks. The connections aren't quite as strong when building 3-D designs due the way the + and - poles of magnetic attraction line up. So younger children may become a bit frustrated.\\n\\nThe age level on these is listed as pre-K on up, but I could honestly see these being the center of attention with adults, too. This is a toy with lasting play value and strong visual appeal.\",\n \"Product: Build your own K'NEXosaurus Rex with classic K'NEX pieces! Includes 200+ pieces and a battery powered motor! Build the model, switch it on and watch it stomp to life! Ages 7+. 2 AA batteries required but not included.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A challenging building set for older children.\\n\\nReview: This is the first K'Nex set for our family. I am quite impressed with the movement on this dinosaur building set. A skilled builder can build the feet and watch them walk around before they ever get to the body--fascinating.\\n\\nThe set is listed as for ages 7+ years. In my opinion this set is far too complex for all but the most skilled 7 year olds; in fact I would guess that it is more appropriate for 10-12 year olds. This set has lots of small parts (255). However the older child who can read fairly complex picture diagrams will be rewarded with a great outcome. In fact the instructions have plans for both the dinosaur on the cover and a \\\"megasaurus.\\\"\\n\\nThe motor for this set has a lot of plastic parts, however I noticed as the set was built that the motor was able to withstand some abuse and continued to work well. It requires 2 AA batteries that are not included with this set.\\n\\nI would expect that younger children would require quite a bit of help with this set, so if you give it to a younger child, make sure you don't mind building it for them.\\n\\nAll in all a great, challenging building set. Recommended.\",\n \"Product: On the Island of Sodor, two kinds of engines help keep Sir Topham Hatt's railway running smoothly - steamies and diesels! This multi-pack of Take-n-Play die-cast metal train engines lets you play out adventures with some of your favorite characters from Thomas & Friends including the Steamies - Thomas, Percy and Charlie. and the Diesels - Diesel, Iron 'Arry, and Iron Bert.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice quality, but these do not fit the Thomas wooden tracks\\n\\nReview: I like this train set. The engine bodies are die cast metal on top and very colorful. Two of the diesels are the same, but the three steam engines are Thomas, Charlie and _________(I don't know the name of the green engine and he/she isn't labelled). The engines each have a magnetic back piece on which to attach other cars from the series.\\n\\nOkay here's the thing to be aware of, though. These are not the standard engines that go with standard wooden Thomas the Tank track and other compatible tracks. These engines are about 2.25\\\" long compared to 3\\\" for the ones that fit the wooden tracks. The wheels are smaller and closer together so it is impossible to use these on the wooden tracks. These work on special Make and Take track that is smaller. So when you order this, be sure that you know what you are ordering.\\n\\nThese appear to be fine quality, but I wonder how small children will handle the smaller sized cars and track. If it were me, I would go ahead and invest in the slightly larger trains that go on the wooden tracks and are so inter-changable with other similar brands.\",\n \"Product: Here's one of our Miniland Educational Best Selling Toys: the delightful, colorful and engaging Emotiblocks - Basic Emotions. In 2015, Miniland Emotiblocks have been awarded the Parent's Choice Award and two 2015 Dr. Toys awards: 100 Best Toys AND 10 Best Games. Box comes with a set of characters to mix, match and mash-up interchangeable pieces to create \\\"3D Emoticons.\\\" Young imaginations can conjure up over 100 possible combinations using the included Activity Cards. Includes 18 Pieces, Activities, plus an easy Teaching Guide - Suitable for kids' age 2-6 years old - Sized each at 3 x 4 1/8-inches. A great deal of thought and research goes into the design and production of Miniland Toys, but we never forget the importance of play! Our mission is creating mind-expanding toys for all levels of early childhood. Miniland Educational is dedicated to having a great abundance of skill-building products and games, supported by teams of educators, rigorous testing, and continuous vigilance to fingers-on-the-pulse knowledge of our customers. Learning guides and activity cards come with many products to assist successful engagement by children, parents, caregivers and teachers. Miniland places emphasis on teaching with toys and games as fun yet timeless educational tools.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Teaching children about emotions and feelings\\n\\nReview: This is a cute product to help children recognize feelings in others, as well as helping them recognize their own feelings.\\n\\nIf you are just using this as the toy, it may seem a bit pricey, but there is also an online component. You can sign into the site at miniland.com, creating a password, and access online activities for all their toys. So if you would like to have an online component to your child's interaction with this toy, that is possible. I bought this to use in a small classroom with preschoolers. There is not easy access to the online component in the classroom, but the blocks and cards that accompany them are useful for the same purposes without accessing the online part.\",\n \"Product: Donkeys are extremely calm and even-tempered, making many animals feel safe and at ease around them. In order to ensure that the young donkey foal grows up quickly and healthily, it gets good-quality hay and is regularly treated to fresh apples. The Golden Retriever is also already looking forward to its delicious feed, and wags his tail when he sees the bowl full of food. The farm cat hunts its own food and catches mice. This protects the strenuously harvested crops and prevents the little rodents from eating them.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wonderful, durable, and realistic animals for play\\n\\nReview: I love Schleich animals. The ones in this farm set are beautifully and realistically painted. The donkey colt is 2 and 7/8 inch tall from hoof to ear tip, the dog 2\\\" even and the cat is 1 and 11/16\\\" high. This type of play set beats out battery-operated toys any day. They require the children to invest their own imagination. Parents, grandparents, start an animal collection that will be played with again and again and still be around for the next generation! Highly recommended.\\n\\nOne note: these have a strong smell when you first open the package. If this is an issue for you or anyone in your family, open the package and let them air out for a day or two before giving to child.\",\n \"Product: This Little Mommy Bake with Me baby doll is the perfect companion to a pastry chef-in-training! Ready to whip up sweet treats, Bake with Me baby is dressed in pretty pink from head to toe, including striped pants, a patterned top and matching shoes. A darling cupcake decorates her apron to match the baking theme. Who doesnt love a fresh batch of cookies? Because of Bake with Me baby dolls lifelike movements, such as a waist that twists from side to side, shes able to really stir her ingredients and pour from her measuring cup! Use the spatula to flip the cookies into the cookie jar, then crack the egg to start on your next batch. In addition to an oven and a table, this fun set features essential baking accessories, including measuring spoons and a mixing bowl. Best of all, this doll delivers all of the fun without any of the mess! Includes one doll, one oven and 15 accessories. Colors and decorations may vary.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute doll, but lots of small accessories to keep up with\\n\\nReview: This is an adorable doll. I love her pigtails and her head has an adorable wobble. Magnets in her hands enable her to hold or interact with many of the baking accessories included with the doll and the oven even has a \\\"timer\\\" that will ding. Give this to your child and it will be a real pleaser--for a least a few hours. However, as an experienced mom of 3, I would say, if your child is not begging for this particular doll, I'd pass on this. Many baking-themed accessories that come with this doll are small and need to be kept from younger children. Unless you are a hovering helicopter mom with OCD, most of the accessories are going to be lost by naptime the day after it is received. What you'll be left with is a doll that can do a few movements, and one set of clothing. I'd recommend, instead, getting a good quality doll without a lot of specialized accessories and let a child's imagination do the rest.\",\n \"Product: Dr.Seusss Sleep Book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A classic book that includes the best of Seussian rhyming and illustration\\n\\nReview: Somehow I missed this Dr. Seuss book during my childhood and parenting years. I'm so glad I discovered it for the purposes of grandparenting. This book is written in Seuss's virtually flawless rhyme and meter which delights parents and children alike and will twist the tongue of the most skilled reader. The beginning and end remind readers that \\\"This Book it to be Read in Bed\\\" and the book details the going to sleep of whimsical imaginary creatures going to sleep in fantastic imaginary ways in made-up places. What a fun bedtime book!\\n\\nNot only is the text fun, but the illustrations have much to delight and engage the reader--an enjoyable Seuss book that I am glad to discover as an adult.\",\n \"Product: James first visited Turkey as a student, at the end of an eastern European trip. He lived on bread and cheese triangles for a week in Istanbul and the Princes' Islands, before using the last of his funds to get home to Britain. His latest Turkish trip was more successful: wandering Anatolia and making up for student starvation by spending his entire fee on kebaps. When he's not investigating various countries' national dishes, James lives in London's \\\"Little Turkey.\\\" He has contributed to half a dozen LP guidebooks, and co-authored A Year of Festivals, featuring Turkey's camel- and oil-wrestling festivals.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Comprehensive, but not exactly what I was expecting from Lonely Planet\\n\\nReview: I like this book as a comprehensive guide to Turkey. There is alot of info packed into this little book. I've been to many of the places it reviews and it has definitely picked out some outstanding sights and restaurants. It also contains some beautiful photographs of some of the outstanding sights of Turkey. However, I was disappointed.\\n\\nIn my mind, Lonely Planet books are typically the guidebooks that will help you find the sights you otherwise might miss, the off-the-beaten path gems that other books miss or ignore. The is my fifth Lonely Planet book in the last couple of years and I am sorry to say they are becoming more and more the typical guidebook. I'm afraid they are tampering with the formula that made them so successful and noteworthy in the past.\\n\\nFew people will go to Turkey and miss seeing the sights pictured in this book, but they might miss some of the lesser known sights that could have been highlighted, such as Kizkalesi--an offshore castle that has a paragraph mentioning it, but no photos, no way of knowing how spectacular it is.\\n\\nSo this is a useful guide, but don't expected any surprise gems within its pages.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":63,"string":"63"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1353,"string":"1,353"}}},{"rowIdx":1354,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1ZIF1H81MEHUE"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"3.0\" for a product with description \"Book by Thomas, Rosie\". The summary of the review text is \"Moments of brilliance, stretches of boredom\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"A young woman finds a beautiful shawl in her parents' house as she cleans it out to sell it. Stoked by a lock of hair which is unlike any of the hair in her family, and a photo of her grandmother with some friends in far-away India, she sets out to figure out the story of the shawl. This is the story of Kashmir Shawl, by Rosie Thomas.\n\nOverall, I am glad I read the book, what hurt it for me was the pacing. Thomas intertwines the story of Mair with her grandmother, Nerys, sometimes to good effect, but not always. She would get the reader involved in the lives of Nerys and her friends, then pull away, back to Mair's wandering, and there was a lot of talking about making shawls that really didn't propel the story forward, other than to give her a reason to luckily meet with people who could help her trace her grandmother's story. It seemed a little too pat, and the move quickly/slow way down was a little distracting. I put the book down for a few days, it bugged me that much. I really enjoyed the end, but it seemed hard to get to the climax.\n\nThomas does paint a beautiful picture of the Kashmir of the late 30s and early 40s. One almost can picture the opulently decaying houseboats and colonial society of the times, so clearly I almost want to travel there to see for myself. She shows a loving respect for the area that was refreshing.\n\nI would recommend this book, but it's not a life-changing story, rather one that provides a pleasant way to pass a few days."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"A young woman finds a beautiful shawl in her parents' house as she cleans it out to sell it. Stoked by a lock of hair which is unlike any of the hair in her family, and a photo of her grandmother with some friends in far-away India, she sets out to figure out the story of the shawl. This is the story of Kashmir Shawl, by Rosie Thomas.\n\nOverall, I am glad I read the book, what hurt it for me was the pacing. Thomas intertwines the story of Mair with her grandmother, Nerys, sometimes to good effect, but not always. She would get the reader involved in the lives of Nerys and her friends, then pull away, back to Mair's wandering, and there was a lot of talking about making shawls that really didn't propel the story forward, other than to give her a reason to luckily meet with people who could help her trace her grandmother's story. It seemed a little too pat, and the move quickly/slow way down was a little distracting. I put the book down for a few days, it bugged me that much. I really enjoyed the end, but it seemed hard to get to the climax.\n\nThomas does paint a beautiful picture of the Kashmir of the late 30s and early 40s. One almost can picture the opulently decaying houseboats and colonial society of the times, so clearly I almost want to travel there to see for myself. She shows a loving respect for the area that was refreshing.\n\nI would recommend this book, but it's not a life-changing story, rather one that provides a pleasant way to pass a few days."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: An extraordinary tale of sex passion and royal intrigue. This is the little-known story of Mary Boleyn who was mistress to King Henry VIII before he married her older sister Anne. Inspired by Philippa Gregory's best selling novel this film is about great families jockeying for position and using their daughters as pawns in a deadly game. Set during one of the most notorious periods in British regal history it is a powerful narrative and at its heart is the relationship between two rivals - the Boleyn sisters.Running Time: 90 min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVISION/BBC UPC: 883929008216 Manufacturer No: 1000036754\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: OK, but . . .\n\nReview: I read the book several years ago, have seen parts of the Hollywood version of the movie, but hadn't heard of this version til the day I watched it. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great. Natascha McElhone (spelling?) was beautiful and gave a decent performance, based on what she had to work with (except Mary was 14 when she joined Henry's court, and the actress looked much older), but the production choices that the BBC made are strange--in several places, the characters give \"confessional-style\" speeches, which I don't remember from the book, and Anne has a strange monologues that has different angles cut in, almost as if MTV had made the movie. There were also a lot of explicit sex scenes in the movie, which didn't particularly bother me, but were a little beneath what the movie could have been.\n\nI was touched by the scene at the end where Anne says goodbye to her daughter that was heartbreaking and well-done. That is maybe the best scene in the movie.\n\nThis is an OK movie to pass the time. It is not as good as the Hollywood movie, but it's OK to pass the time.","Product: An extraordinary tale of sex passion and royal intrigue. This is the little-known story of Mary Boleyn who was mistress to King Henry VIII before he married her older sister Anne. Inspired by Philippa Gregory's best selling novel this film is about great families jockeying for position and using their daughters as pawns in a deadly game. Set during one of the most notorious periods in British regal history it is a powerful narrative and at its heart is the relationship between two rivals - the Boleyn sisters.Running Time: 90 min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVISION/BBC UPC: 883929008216 Manufacturer No: 1000036754\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: OK, but . . .\n\nReview: I read the book several years ago, have seen parts of the Hollywood version of the movie, but hadn't heard of this version til the day I watched it. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great. Natascha McElhone (spelling?) was beautiful and gave a decent performance, based on what she had to work with (except Mary was 14 when she joined Henry's court, and the actress looked much older), but the production choices that the BBC made are strange--in several places, the characters give \"confessional-style\" speeches, which I don't remember from the book, and Anne has a strange monologues that has different angles cut in, almost as if MTV had made the movie. There were also a lot of explicit sex scenes in the movie, which didn't particularly bother me, but were a little beneath what the movie could have been.\n\nI was touched by the scene at the end where Anne says goodbye to her daughter that was heartbreaking and well-done. That is maybe the best scene in the movie.\n\nThis is an OK movie to pass the time. It is not as good as the Hollywood movie, but it's OK to pass the time.","Product: SEASON OF THE WITCH DVD\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not an Oscar contender, not a terrible movie.\n\nReview: If you are looking for a life-changing movis, this is not the movie for you. If you are looking for a movie to pass a winter's night and provide a little escapism, this is the movie for you.\n\nNicholas Cage plays a knight who, after years of success in the Crusades, becomes disheartened by the murder of innocent women and children. With his friend, Felson, he leaves, but on their way home, they run into a town full of plague. The inhabitants believe the cause is a young witch, who they want to have taken to the monk's court, where a special book can cast out the witch. Beyland, Cage's character, says he will take her, but only if she gets a fair trial, so, along with a priest, a man who has lost his family in the plague, a swindler, an altar boy who wants to become a knight, Felson, and himself, they take the girl to the monastery. The journey is dangerous, and there are several moments which will have you wondering if they will make it. And when they reach the monastery, their greatest test will come to pass.\n\nThis isn't a fabulous movie, but it's not bad either. The suspense is well-drawn-out. We are never quite sure whether \"the girl\" is a witch or not; the writers see-saw back and forth with their portrayal of her in a pretty cool way. The action moves along quickly; I never felt like I wanted it to be over, and I thought the story was quite original.\n\nA few small nitpicks--no one in the party gets the plague during the journey, meanwhile everyone else is dropping like flies. Does this mean it was a supernatural pestilence, or they just had good genes? And the accents are not remotely consistent between characters or even in the characters themselves. Cage loses his accent at the end, and one of the other characters has an accent reminiscent of Brooklyn, only it's in the 1300s, and no one else has one.\n\nAll in all, though, there isn't a need to nitpick this movie. It's an interesting fantasy tale that doesn't try too hard to have a great message. Just enjoy it.","Product: \"Rock of Ages\" tells the story of small town girl Sherrie and city boy Drew, who meet on the Sunset Strip while pursuing their Hollywood dreams. Their rock 'n' roll romance is told through the heart-pounding hits of Def Leppard, Joan Jett, Journey, Foreigner, Bon Jovi, Night Ranger, REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Twisted Sister, Poison, Whitesnake, and more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Don't take it too seriously, just have some fun\n\nReview: I didn't think this was going to be an Oscar-caliber movie, and it's not, but that doesn't mean it's not a fun movie. It's based on a very popular \"jukebox musical\" and tells the story of Sherrie and Drew, and their romance amid the hair metal glam of the Sunset Strip of the mid-80s. Set against the backdrop of the Bourbon Room, and featuring performances by Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin, Mary J. Blige, and, in a wierd casting move that somehow works for this movie, Tom Cruise as a washed-up rocker.\n\nOK, it's not exactly a documentary on the music of the late 80s, but this type of musical was always intended to pay tribute to the music, not follow national events exactly as they were. And it is a fun story: Sherrie and Drew meet when she comes to LA and gets a job at the Bourbon Room, a dive bar owned by a washed-up rocker. Stacee Jaxx is set to play a show there, his last with his band because he is so difficult to work with, and everyone is excited, except the mayor's wife, played by Catherine Zeta-Jones, who starts a crusade against Stacee and the bar, ostensibly to clean up the area, but also to be able to sell the land to developers. The night of the show, events conspire that end up breaking up Stacee and Drew and shocking Stacee out of his selfish stupor. Will they realize their rock and roll dreams or is it one last round at the Bourbon?\n\nI can't help but like this movie, but maybe because I'm a fan of musical theatre, and I know how these tribute musicals work. It was fun for me to remember the songs that the writers used to enhance the story. And I enjoyed the performances. Russell Brand was funny, in a way he usually is not. Julianne Hough was amazing, and the male lead was astoundingly attractive! Mary J Blige as the owner of the strip club was wonderful in her role, and I have to say Tom Cruise, once you got over the shock that he is actually singing, was really good. It felt like we were remembering the best parts of the metal scene, looking back fondly 25 years out. And the version of \"Don't Stop Believing\" is incredible!\n\nThere is a lot of sexuality, so this is not a musical for children to watch, but I think, if you loved the 80s and that kind of music, this is a great, fun movie to watch.","Product: Book by Brooks, Geraldine\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful Civil War novel\n\nReview: Reading Little Women as a child, one was only vaguely aware of Mr. March, who had gone away to fight in the Civil War. He never really seemed a real figure in the story, only a wispy shadow father for the four March girls. Geraldine Brooks' lovely novel does a fine job in filling in the details while adding to the Civil War fiction galaxy in an admirable way.\n\nThis is the story of Mr. March, which picks up the fall after the war starts, while he is a chaplain serving at the Battle of Ball's Bluff. He is an idealist, an abolitionist whose early life involved travelling around the slaveholding South as a salesman, an occupation which brings him face to face with the horrors of slavery. Throughout the book, he tells his life in flashback detail, starting with his first real unnerving battle experience; he takes a walk to see if he can help the surgeon with the wounded as a way to salve his soul, and ends up on the farm where he first had to see the reality of slavery 20 years before. He meets up with his first kiss, a woman named Grace, who reminds him of the events. As the story progresses, he is reassigned South to a contraband camp, where freed slaves are living while the war rages. He tries to teach them to read, and ends up in a life and death struggle.\n\nI loved this story. The author deftly combined action, love, a touch of Southern gothic, all the things that make a novel great, and did it seamlessly. You don't have to have read \"Little Women\" to figure out what is going on in the book, or to understand the man; the story stands alone as this man tries to navigate his way through the hell of war. He has his moments of weakness, but they are understandable in the context of the action; faced with so many horrible things, he does have to make a choice to keep living.\n\nI will recommend this book to anyone who is looking for a beautiful book to read. I enjoyed it IMMENSELY and it has my highest recommendation.","Product: Maggie-Now grew up in Brooklyn, with the green young century, among the immigrant Irish and Germans. She was a strong woman who gave of herself. All her life men leaned on her for support: at first, her widower father and her wild younger brother; then her husband, the strange and beguiling Claude. Maggie-Now is a memorable novel off a woman's life - her disappointments, her triumphs, her family, her friends - which Betty Smith has written with the warmth and sensitivity that have drawn millions of readers to her work.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Don't go into this expecting Tree Grows in Brooklyn\n\nReview: I have been looking for this book for several years, and was glad it has been reissued. I love everything I had read by Betty Smith, but I have to say, I was severely disappointed by this book.\n\nThis is the store of the Moore family: Patsy, who runs away to America to avoid marrying his love and ends up marrying the boss' daughter, his children, Maggie and Denny, and his son-in-law, Claude, a man who can't settle down. Patsy is domineering, but his daughter tolerates it, even when he criticizes her beloved Claude. She struggles to find happiness and make a good life for herself, while maintaining loyalty to her less-than perfect family.\n\nI found myself wanting to like Maggie, but I really found it difficult. Her entire life was one of sacrifice with no real reward. She had great loyalty to a husband who abandoned her every year, a father who was downright mean to her, and a brother who didn't really appreciate what she did for him. She was offered several chances at love with men who would have appreciated her, and let them slip away for Claude. And, inevitably, loving him cost her many things, including the foster children she adored. As a woman, it made it mad at her; their relationship wasn't really loving, it was co-dependant. Patsy got to be annoying; I found myself putting him up against Johnny Nolan, the father from Tree Grows in Brooklyn, and, even though he was what society would view as a better father, he was so manipulative and mentally abusive in comparison, it was like reading and visualizing a poor parody of a father.\n\nThere are a few moments of comedic charm, and Smith shows her ability to vividly portray the streets of Brooklyn through her words, but if you enjoyed Tree Grows in Brooklyn, and expect this to be in the same vein, save your money or spend it on one of Smith's other books, which are much better. I will be passing this book on and will not be upset if it doesn't come back.","Product: Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Too little, too late.\n\nReview: The last 75 pages of the book were great.\n\nToo bad I had to deal with the 300 prior to that.\n\nI came to Bridget Jones in college, picking the first book up in the college pop fiction section. It was a fun book, a great departure from the books I had to read for my lit classes.\n\nThe second one came a few years later.\n\nI saw the movies. I liked them. I was pleased to see that there were many links between this and Pride and Prejudice.\n\nAnd then I found out she was writing a 3rd book. Where Mark Darcy is dead, and Bridget is trying to get out in the world. She should have taken a hint from P&P--there is no need for this book to exist. There is no need for us to know what Bridget is doing as a 51 year old. If I wanted to read tweets, I'd use the Twitter account I set up a few years ago. I don't need to read it in a book.\n\nAnd what annoyed me the most was seeing that 15 years' advancement in the world didn't make Bridget 15 years smarter. She was as push-it-too-far as she was in her 30s. I don't understand, if this is how Fielding wanted her to be, couldn't she have set the book back a few years earlier-what is cute and endearing in a 38 year old is not cute in a 51 year old.\n\nAnd this needs to be said. When the book appeared in America, would it have been so hard to translate some of the terms into phrases we know? I spent the whole book wondering what \"spag bog\" was. I know now it's spaghetti bolognese, but this took up too much of the time, and by the time we see Bridget start to grow into a likeable person, at the end of the book, it was too late.\n\nSave the effort. If you're a fan of Bridget Jones, this is going to make you mad. If you aren't a fan, it's too confusing."],"string":"[\n \"Product: An extraordinary tale of sex passion and royal intrigue. This is the little-known story of Mary Boleyn who was mistress to King Henry VIII before he married her older sister Anne. Inspired by Philippa Gregory's best selling novel this film is about great families jockeying for position and using their daughters as pawns in a deadly game. Set during one of the most notorious periods in British regal history it is a powerful narrative and at its heart is the relationship between two rivals - the Boleyn sisters.Running Time: 90 min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVISION/BBC UPC: 883929008216 Manufacturer No: 1000036754\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: OK, but . . .\\n\\nReview: I read the book several years ago, have seen parts of the Hollywood version of the movie, but hadn't heard of this version til the day I watched it. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great. Natascha McElhone (spelling?) was beautiful and gave a decent performance, based on what she had to work with (except Mary was 14 when she joined Henry's court, and the actress looked much older), but the production choices that the BBC made are strange--in several places, the characters give \\\"confessional-style\\\" speeches, which I don't remember from the book, and Anne has a strange monologues that has different angles cut in, almost as if MTV had made the movie. There were also a lot of explicit sex scenes in the movie, which didn't particularly bother me, but were a little beneath what the movie could have been.\\n\\nI was touched by the scene at the end where Anne says goodbye to her daughter that was heartbreaking and well-done. That is maybe the best scene in the movie.\\n\\nThis is an OK movie to pass the time. It is not as good as the Hollywood movie, but it's OK to pass the time.\",\n \"Product: An extraordinary tale of sex passion and royal intrigue. This is the little-known story of Mary Boleyn who was mistress to King Henry VIII before he married her older sister Anne. Inspired by Philippa Gregory's best selling novel this film is about great families jockeying for position and using their daughters as pawns in a deadly game. Set during one of the most notorious periods in British regal history it is a powerful narrative and at its heart is the relationship between two rivals - the Boleyn sisters.Running Time: 90 min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVISION/BBC UPC: 883929008216 Manufacturer No: 1000036754\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: OK, but . . .\\n\\nReview: I read the book several years ago, have seen parts of the Hollywood version of the movie, but hadn't heard of this version til the day I watched it. It wasn't bad, it wasn't great. Natascha McElhone (spelling?) was beautiful and gave a decent performance, based on what she had to work with (except Mary was 14 when she joined Henry's court, and the actress looked much older), but the production choices that the BBC made are strange--in several places, the characters give \\\"confessional-style\\\" speeches, which I don't remember from the book, and Anne has a strange monologues that has different angles cut in, almost as if MTV had made the movie. There were also a lot of explicit sex scenes in the movie, which didn't particularly bother me, but were a little beneath what the movie could have been.\\n\\nI was touched by the scene at the end where Anne says goodbye to her daughter that was heartbreaking and well-done. That is maybe the best scene in the movie.\\n\\nThis is an OK movie to pass the time. It is not as good as the Hollywood movie, but it's OK to pass the time.\",\n \"Product: SEASON OF THE WITCH DVD\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not an Oscar contender, not a terrible movie.\\n\\nReview: If you are looking for a life-changing movis, this is not the movie for you. If you are looking for a movie to pass a winter's night and provide a little escapism, this is the movie for you.\\n\\nNicholas Cage plays a knight who, after years of success in the Crusades, becomes disheartened by the murder of innocent women and children. With his friend, Felson, he leaves, but on their way home, they run into a town full of plague. The inhabitants believe the cause is a young witch, who they want to have taken to the monk's court, where a special book can cast out the witch. Beyland, Cage's character, says he will take her, but only if she gets a fair trial, so, along with a priest, a man who has lost his family in the plague, a swindler, an altar boy who wants to become a knight, Felson, and himself, they take the girl to the monastery. The journey is dangerous, and there are several moments which will have you wondering if they will make it. And when they reach the monastery, their greatest test will come to pass.\\n\\nThis isn't a fabulous movie, but it's not bad either. The suspense is well-drawn-out. We are never quite sure whether \\\"the girl\\\" is a witch or not; the writers see-saw back and forth with their portrayal of her in a pretty cool way. The action moves along quickly; I never felt like I wanted it to be over, and I thought the story was quite original.\\n\\nA few small nitpicks--no one in the party gets the plague during the journey, meanwhile everyone else is dropping like flies. Does this mean it was a supernatural pestilence, or they just had good genes? And the accents are not remotely consistent between characters or even in the characters themselves. Cage loses his accent at the end, and one of the other characters has an accent reminiscent of Brooklyn, only it's in the 1300s, and no one else has one.\\n\\nAll in all, though, there isn't a need to nitpick this movie. It's an interesting fantasy tale that doesn't try too hard to have a great message. Just enjoy it.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Rock of Ages\\\" tells the story of small town girl Sherrie and city boy Drew, who meet on the Sunset Strip while pursuing their Hollywood dreams. Their rock 'n' roll romance is told through the heart-pounding hits of Def Leppard, Joan Jett, Journey, Foreigner, Bon Jovi, Night Ranger, REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Twisted Sister, Poison, Whitesnake, and more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Don't take it too seriously, just have some fun\\n\\nReview: I didn't think this was going to be an Oscar-caliber movie, and it's not, but that doesn't mean it's not a fun movie. It's based on a very popular \\\"jukebox musical\\\" and tells the story of Sherrie and Drew, and their romance amid the hair metal glam of the Sunset Strip of the mid-80s. Set against the backdrop of the Bourbon Room, and featuring performances by Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin, Mary J. Blige, and, in a wierd casting move that somehow works for this movie, Tom Cruise as a washed-up rocker.\\n\\nOK, it's not exactly a documentary on the music of the late 80s, but this type of musical was always intended to pay tribute to the music, not follow national events exactly as they were. And it is a fun story: Sherrie and Drew meet when she comes to LA and gets a job at the Bourbon Room, a dive bar owned by a washed-up rocker. Stacee Jaxx is set to play a show there, his last with his band because he is so difficult to work with, and everyone is excited, except the mayor's wife, played by Catherine Zeta-Jones, who starts a crusade against Stacee and the bar, ostensibly to clean up the area, but also to be able to sell the land to developers. The night of the show, events conspire that end up breaking up Stacee and Drew and shocking Stacee out of his selfish stupor. Will they realize their rock and roll dreams or is it one last round at the Bourbon?\\n\\nI can't help but like this movie, but maybe because I'm a fan of musical theatre, and I know how these tribute musicals work. It was fun for me to remember the songs that the writers used to enhance the story. And I enjoyed the performances. Russell Brand was funny, in a way he usually is not. Julianne Hough was amazing, and the male lead was astoundingly attractive! Mary J Blige as the owner of the strip club was wonderful in her role, and I have to say Tom Cruise, once you got over the shock that he is actually singing, was really good. It felt like we were remembering the best parts of the metal scene, looking back fondly 25 years out. And the version of \\\"Don't Stop Believing\\\" is incredible!\\n\\nThere is a lot of sexuality, so this is not a musical for children to watch, but I think, if you loved the 80s and that kind of music, this is a great, fun movie to watch.\",\n \"Product: Book by Brooks, Geraldine\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful Civil War novel\\n\\nReview: Reading Little Women as a child, one was only vaguely aware of Mr. March, who had gone away to fight in the Civil War. He never really seemed a real figure in the story, only a wispy shadow father for the four March girls. Geraldine Brooks' lovely novel does a fine job in filling in the details while adding to the Civil War fiction galaxy in an admirable way.\\n\\nThis is the story of Mr. March, which picks up the fall after the war starts, while he is a chaplain serving at the Battle of Ball's Bluff. He is an idealist, an abolitionist whose early life involved travelling around the slaveholding South as a salesman, an occupation which brings him face to face with the horrors of slavery. Throughout the book, he tells his life in flashback detail, starting with his first real unnerving battle experience; he takes a walk to see if he can help the surgeon with the wounded as a way to salve his soul, and ends up on the farm where he first had to see the reality of slavery 20 years before. He meets up with his first kiss, a woman named Grace, who reminds him of the events. As the story progresses, he is reassigned South to a contraband camp, where freed slaves are living while the war rages. He tries to teach them to read, and ends up in a life and death struggle.\\n\\nI loved this story. The author deftly combined action, love, a touch of Southern gothic, all the things that make a novel great, and did it seamlessly. You don't have to have read \\\"Little Women\\\" to figure out what is going on in the book, or to understand the man; the story stands alone as this man tries to navigate his way through the hell of war. He has his moments of weakness, but they are understandable in the context of the action; faced with so many horrible things, he does have to make a choice to keep living.\\n\\nI will recommend this book to anyone who is looking for a beautiful book to read. I enjoyed it IMMENSELY and it has my highest recommendation.\",\n \"Product: Maggie-Now grew up in Brooklyn, with the green young century, among the immigrant Irish and Germans. She was a strong woman who gave of herself. All her life men leaned on her for support: at first, her widower father and her wild younger brother; then her husband, the strange and beguiling Claude. Maggie-Now is a memorable novel off a woman's life - her disappointments, her triumphs, her family, her friends - which Betty Smith has written with the warmth and sensitivity that have drawn millions of readers to her work.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Don't go into this expecting Tree Grows in Brooklyn\\n\\nReview: I have been looking for this book for several years, and was glad it has been reissued. I love everything I had read by Betty Smith, but I have to say, I was severely disappointed by this book.\\n\\nThis is the store of the Moore family: Patsy, who runs away to America to avoid marrying his love and ends up marrying the boss' daughter, his children, Maggie and Denny, and his son-in-law, Claude, a man who can't settle down. Patsy is domineering, but his daughter tolerates it, even when he criticizes her beloved Claude. She struggles to find happiness and make a good life for herself, while maintaining loyalty to her less-than perfect family.\\n\\nI found myself wanting to like Maggie, but I really found it difficult. Her entire life was one of sacrifice with no real reward. She had great loyalty to a husband who abandoned her every year, a father who was downright mean to her, and a brother who didn't really appreciate what she did for him. She was offered several chances at love with men who would have appreciated her, and let them slip away for Claude. And, inevitably, loving him cost her many things, including the foster children she adored. As a woman, it made it mad at her; their relationship wasn't really loving, it was co-dependant. Patsy got to be annoying; I found myself putting him up against Johnny Nolan, the father from Tree Grows in Brooklyn, and, even though he was what society would view as a better father, he was so manipulative and mentally abusive in comparison, it was like reading and visualizing a poor parody of a father.\\n\\nThere are a few moments of comedic charm, and Smith shows her ability to vividly portray the streets of Brooklyn through her words, but if you enjoyed Tree Grows in Brooklyn, and expect this to be in the same vein, save your money or spend it on one of Smith's other books, which are much better. I will be passing this book on and will not be upset if it doesn't come back.\",\n \"Product: Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Too little, too late.\\n\\nReview: The last 75 pages of the book were great.\\n\\nToo bad I had to deal with the 300 prior to that.\\n\\nI came to Bridget Jones in college, picking the first book up in the college pop fiction section. It was a fun book, a great departure from the books I had to read for my lit classes.\\n\\nThe second one came a few years later.\\n\\nI saw the movies. I liked them. I was pleased to see that there were many links between this and Pride and Prejudice.\\n\\nAnd then I found out she was writing a 3rd book. Where Mark Darcy is dead, and Bridget is trying to get out in the world. She should have taken a hint from P&P--there is no need for this book to exist. There is no need for us to know what Bridget is doing as a 51 year old. If I wanted to read tweets, I'd use the Twitter account I set up a few years ago. I don't need to read it in a book.\\n\\nAnd what annoyed me the most was seeing that 15 years' advancement in the world didn't make Bridget 15 years smarter. She was as push-it-too-far as she was in her 30s. I don't understand, if this is how Fielding wanted her to be, couldn't she have set the book back a few years earlier-what is cute and endearing in a 38 year old is not cute in a 51 year old.\\n\\nAnd this needs to be said. When the book appeared in America, would it have been so hard to translate some of the terms into phrases we know? I spent the whole book wondering what \\\"spag bog\\\" was. I know now it's spaghetti bolognese, but this took up too much of the time, and by the time we see Bridget start to grow into a likeable person, at the end of the book, it was too late.\\n\\nSave the effort. If you're a fan of Bridget Jones, this is going to make you mad. If you aren't a fan, it's too confusing.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":7,"string":"7"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1354,"string":"1,354"}}},{"rowIdx":1355,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"APYRZR09U7WGR"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Sold exclusively by Nawggins~ NOW available on Amazon! WE ARE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE REST! We are not like all the other \"cookie-cutter-colorful\" wristbands on the market! Our microfiber stretch wristbands made from genuine imported, unique, Korean microfiber stretch. NOT THICK FELT. Ours is the finest microfiber available with a slight stretch! We use only the finest Southeast Asian pure 100% natural essential oils Eucalyptus, Geraniol (Geranium), Citronella, and other blends, backed by study. Each band provides up to 60 hours protection and comes with a re-sealable foil pouch for storage. NO mosquito repellent wristband potency extends beyond 60 hours. Essential oils dissipate as oxygen touches them. Any wristband claiming longevity over 60 hours, is NOT TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. Our wristbands have 6-adjustable high quality full-snaps to fit all wrists. Our sticker patches are good for a one-day use each... 8-12 hours each. Made with 100% natural essential oil. No deet. Unopened packets have a 3-year potency lifespan. Due to large consumer demand sold monthly, we keep our warehouses stocked year-round for your needs. 2015 Nawggins~ All Rights Reserved. JUNGLEshackle TM and its affiliates are privately owned, trademarked and copyrighted. Any attempt to reproduce, copy, or duplicate a similar representation of JUNGLEshackle or its legal parental companies or corporations, without the express legal written consent authority of Nawggins~ corporations and its legal owners, is prohibited and forbidden, and will be pursued and prosecuted legally to the fullest extent in a court of law. All brand and product names are trademarks or registered trademarks of their respective holders and are hereby acknowledged. No additional rights are granted by implication, estoppel, or otherwise.\". The summary of the review text is \"Jungleshackle mosquito repelent wrist bands and patches\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In Maine one thing we have a lot of is mosquitoes. They bug you while you are in your yard, fishing, hunting or whatever you may be doing. This bundle combo pack has lots of alternatives to try to keep those terrible mosquitoes away. For the wristbands you can put them on your wrist, ankle, or belt buckle to name a few ways to wear them. These do work to keep those pesky bugs away from you. I got not one bite while wearing this. They are made of stretch microfiber rather than felt. Each band can provide up to 60 hours of protection. I know it will protect you for up to 18 hours for that is how long I wore it. It has a reusable foil pouch to put them in so you can reuse them. Mine is safely tucked in mine for the next fishing adventure. For those unopened packages they are good for up to three years according to manufacturing notes.\nIt uses essential oils to combat these bugs. We found it also deters ticks as well. Only found one tick on me rather than a whole dozen or more. Definitely a plus!\nThe essential oils dissipate when oxygen touches them. Then they released their scent like citronella to ward off the mosquitoes. The Wristband also has six adjustable full snaps to accommodate many sizes of wrists. The patches are good for a day length of about 8 to 12 hours. You just peel off the plastic covering and stick it to an arm or leg and it begins its work the same as the band does.\nThere is no Deet and any of these only quality essential oils.\nI received these mosquito repellent bands and patches for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In Maine one thing we have a lot of is mosquitoes. They bug you while you are in your yard, fishing, hunting or whatever you may be doing. This bundle combo pack has lots of alternatives to try to keep those terrible mosquitoes away. For the wristbands you can put them on your wrist, ankle, or belt buckle to name a few ways to wear them. These do work to keep those pesky bugs away from you. I got not one bite while wearing this. They are made of stretch microfiber rather than felt. Each band can provide up to 60 hours of protection. I know it will protect you for up to 18 hours for that is how long I wore it. It has a reusable foil pouch to put them in so you can reuse them. Mine is safely tucked in mine for the next fishing adventure. For those unopened packages they are good for up to three years according to manufacturing notes.\nIt uses essential oils to combat these bugs. We found it also deters ticks as well. Only found one tick on me rather than a whole dozen or more. Definitely a plus!\nThe essential oils dissipate when oxygen touches them. Then they released their scent like citronella to ward off the mosquitoes. The Wristband also has six adjustable full snaps to accommodate many sizes of wrists. The patches are good for a day length of about 8 to 12 hours. You just peel off the plastic covering and stick it to an arm or leg and it begins its work the same as the band does.\nThere is no Deet and any of these only quality essential oils.\nI received these mosquito repellent bands and patches for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Primacare CPR shield/barrier keyring pouch. Designed to protect the rescuer from the victim's oral secretion, preventing unsafe contamination while aiding in the administration of proper CPR technique. One way valve and solid molded design assures that the barrier will not leak or fall apart during CPR. Available with a nylon washable double stitched key-ring pouch. When it comes to protecting yourself while trying to save a life, don't settle for anything less.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 12 pack of CPR shields/barriers\n\nReview: These CPR shields/barriers came in a nice pack of twelve. I am certified and know that these are perfect to have in your first aid or survival kits. They each are for one time use and it is awesome to have twelve of them. Each one comes in its own handy package with a key-ring pouch that can be cliped to your pant loops or a belt. This puts it right at hand if it is needed immediately. The individual packages come in three colors: green, blue, and red. If one performs CPR properly, this barrier will protect you from unsafe contaminations. The one way valve aids in your performance in the CPR process of you breathing. The valve has a solid molded design that will not leak or fall apart. Thus, it is very durable and a god safety tool to have. Since they are small they can also fit in your purse, backpack or other item you may have. I know that these shields will come in handy should I need to use them.\nI perchased these shields at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: LOVE TO CROCHET BUT YOU FIND YOUR HANDS OR WRISTS GET TIRED OR SORE EASILY AND YOU JUST CAN'T FINISH YOUR PROJECTS LIKE YOU USED TO? Then you will love this 9 piece ergonomic crochet hook set for its easy comfort grip and smooth gliding aluminium shafts allowing you to crochet and work on projects for hours without stopping. They are so easy to use and you won't experience joint or wrist pain any more. The Rayasunshine Crochet Hook Set is ergonomically designed to fit your fingers exactly in the right place making crocheting comfortable and easy. The soft rubber handles and smooth comfort grip make these hooks ideal for crocheting afghans, baby blankets, bonnets and so much more. The 9 piece set comes in a variety of sizes for all types of products and includes a US conversion chart on the package so you will always know what size you are working with. Little fingers will also enjoy the fun bright colors and different sizes to make a variety of Loom Bracelets or even jewellery. We know you will love these hooks so much that we offer them to you RISK FREE with our 100% LIFE TIME GUARANTEE money back refund policy.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ergonomic design crochet hooks\n\nReview: These ergonomic design crochet hooks are perfect for me. I have rheumatoid arthritis and fibromyalgia so these crochet hooks are made for me and others who love the way that they fit into your hand. These make simple work when crocheting because of the metal hook section and the comfortable and ergonomically designed handle. I love the way it helps me smoothly go through the motions needed to crochet your favorite pattern. I have had an adjustment getting use to them because of the older hook shapes. Now I can use them with just a few problems. I'm slow because of not being able to do crocheting due to my illnesses. I can now once again crochet with very little pain involved in its process.\nI received these crochet hooks at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: The colorful, ergonomic crochet hooks are ideal for all knitting projects and will have you ready to start your next project whenever inspiration strikes. During your travels, at the airport, in the car, at home, on vacation, at work etc. You will appreciate having a wide selection of hooks from which to choose. The RWC crochet hooks have a smooth finish with just the right amount of grip that provides hours of comfortable knitting, without hand pain. Both beginning and experienced crocheters, adults and kids will appreciate the deeply grooved hooks which allow for precision control over each stitch. Also the grooves are deep enough to generously catch the yarn. The soft, comfortable silicone handle of the crochet hook gift set includes crochet needles in all sizes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: R W Collections crochet hook set\n\nReview: R W Collections created this 11 piece crochet hook set. The hooks all have ergonomic grip handles and their own purse organizer case. It includes sizes that range from 2 millimeters through 8 millimeters. The sizes include: 2 millimeter, 2.5 millimeter, 3 millimeter, 3.5 millimeter, 4 millimeter, 4.5 millimeter, 5 millimeter, 5.5 millimeter, 6 millimeter, 7 millimeter, and 8 millimeter. The case is an amazing very sturdy and durable quality organizer. These hooks can handle projects for all your yarn types. They are perfect for the beginner as well as the advanced person. The hooks move smoothly with the yarn on them. The handles are very comfortable and more suitable for the hand placement. This allows you to work longer without tiring your hands. I love the feel of them when they are in my hand. I also like the different colored handles for they permit you to identify the size quickly and easily. With rheumatoid arthritis, I find the ergonomic grip handles to be perfect for me to be able to complete a project without much pain.\nI received these R W collections crochet hook set for reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: cart cover\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Masmuki shopping cart cover\n\nReview: Masmuki's shopping cart cover looks great. It goes onto the shopping cart easily and secures down quickly. The outer area is some what waterproof. The area next to your child has a soft polyester fabric. On this is a teething ring and another loop so you can add that favorite toy. It has a clear plastic pocket that can hold many items. My grand daughter wanted her munchies put into it. It worked great because she could get the items out and easily put them back into the pocket. It also has a safety harness to help keep your child in the seat securely. My granddaughter like having things to play with while in the shopping cart. We like that she was kept cleaner, dryer, and entertained longer. This cover comes with its own storage bag. You just fold up the cover into a small bundle and stuff it back into the bag. It zips closes so it keeps it neatly stored and close at hand. I found this hard to get the cover folded in a small enough bundle to fit back into the bag. It eventually got small enough, but it took me a few tries. It could also be used for high chairs instead of the shopping cart.\nI received this shopping cart cover for free for my review, however my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: This spirilizer is best to cut up vegtables\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: ATZ Chef Next Generation spiralizer set\n\nReview: ATZ Chef Next Generation spiralizer has four Julienne interchangeable blades and comes with 5 free accessories: ceramic knife, peeler, cleaning brush, storage bag, and recipe booklet. It is a bigger piece with 50% less waste. It comes in four Julienne sizes: 3 millimeter, 5 millimeter, 10 millimeter, + 70 millimeter, which is a flat blade. This gives you a wide range of sizes to choose from and use to give your dishes a unique look. These blades accommodate straight and pretty firm vegetables like carrots, cucumbers, sweet potatoes, potatoes, squashes, and many more. You can be creative with your choices and can substitute noodles and other pastas for healthier choices. The peeler works magnificently and went easily and smoothly down the vegetable. It has a high quality peeler that everyone will love using due to its ease of use. I used the various blades and found that it was simple to change from one piece to another. The wide variety of sizes can be used for different vegetables which I included in a salad I made. I was called ingenious and very creative. The food was great and plated well getting my dishes a plus to its beauty and desirability. The salad was scrumptious and loved. I enjoyed using the spiralizer set and exploring the various techniques needed to see excellent results. The knife was a plus for cutting the pieces into smaller pieces. I know I will love the times I use this to make more creative, healthy dishes for my family. I received is spiralizer at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Artwork is printed at high resolution with vivid color on thick high quality canvas to create the look and feel of the original nature and masterpiece.The image wraps around the sides resulting in a superb finished product which will look great on your wall.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lovely peacock art on canvas\n\nReview: These gorgeous peacocks are prints on canvas. The three panels measure 36 inches long by 16 inches wide by .75 inches deep. The print wraps over onto the sides making the thick canvas pictures have a finished look with no need to frame them. These are stretched on a three-quarter inch wooden frame and are ready to hang with hooks already there.\nThe colors are vibrant and mixtures of turquoise and tans and browns. It is like the art is coming alive. I really adore these peacocks. They will be very special to me because peacocks are my symbols for my term as president of my Amaranth group.\nThey are so beautiful and peaceful looking. These will look great on the wall making my symbols be the center of attention during my year as president. I am so glad to be able to have these canvas prints of lovely peacocks. These colors match well with my chosen colors of turquoise, teal, and blues along with silver.\nI received these peacock canvas prints for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Testimonial - \"I really love the gravity lid that automatically opens when you pour. There were a lot to choose from but found the bat brat brand and packaging most appealing.\" Best in class wine chiller by bar brat Its time we drink wine the right way. Do bartenders pour their drinks directly from the bottle? Why should you? Our innovative wine chiller accomplishes multiple things at a reasonable price. The stainless steel chilling rod will keep the wine cool for a longer period of time. The wine spout provides a drip free experience. And you can further aerator the wine with each pour. Making you look like the perfect host. Why chill your wine this way? Wet wine bottles that sweat from the outside are never fun. You no longer have to deal with ice buckets and melted ice. With our wine chiller, you can keep your rose and white wines chilled, while pouring with style and class for your red wines. What is the story behind bar brat? Why be a wine snob when you can be a bar brat? We all love a good cocktail and good wine. Wine chiller details: - FDA approved, LFGB, & BPA free - Chiller stick is made of stainless steel 304 - Material inside stainless steel rod is food safe and nontoxic glycerium gel that keeps the temperature of your favorite wine for hours. - Total length of wine chiller is 13.4 Inches and weighs 5 ounces. This innovative tool takes all the guesswork out of serving wine, plus it completely eliminates the embarrassing spills, drips and splashes that can happen when pouring directly from the bottle. If, for whatever reason, you do not absolutely love your bar brat wine chiller and pourer, we will refund every penny. No questions asked. Click add to cart button above and start enjoying your wine the new way and hosting in style.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bar Brat Wine Aerator\n\nReview: The Bar Brat wine aerator and spout pourer helps improve the flavour of rose, white, and red wines. The aerator assists by releasing the bouquet of aromas while oxidating your wine. Thus, it helps make the bottle of wine taste better. The dual changer makes bubbles while you pour the wine into the wine glasses. It leaves little bubbles on the top of the wine while you pour into the glass. These bubbles help to enrich the wine flavor. The aerator helps prevent drips when you are completed pouring the wine into the glass. This added tool to your wine bottle give the appearance of class and sophistication. It cleans easily with soap and water. We enjoyed a homemade bottle of wine and used the aerator to bring out the wonderful bouquet of aroma and made it taste better than without its use. I received this Bar Brat wine aerator at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: perfect for Turkish Coffee stainless steel Large 24oz capacity\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Value saving Turkish coffee maker\n\nReview: Value saving sells a large 24 ounce Turkish coffee maker. It is also used for warming milk, butter, or your favorite liquid. This pot is stainless steel and extremely durable. Its dimensions are 5.7 by 4.5 by 4.3 inches and weighs 9.6 ounces. Its handle is melt proof and easy to grasp. It does get a bit warm when heating up the pots contents. I used the pot to make a cup of hot chocolate, to heat up cider with spices, and to melt butter for our homemade pancakes. The pot did extremely well and evenly warming up its contents. The butter melted well and to perfection. This pot has many uses to warm up items. You could warm up baby food, baby bottles, and other small portions of food items like soup or stew. I received this Turkish saucer by value saving for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Moisturize the dry air in your home or office in minutes with the Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier from Eware USA. This powerful and aesthetically pleasing tabletop humidifier is packed with smart features that make it the perfect solution for improving the air quality in any room. The humidifier's 1.4-liter tank delivers a moisture output of 150 milliliters per hour making it the perfect solution to relieve the symptoms associated with dry air. On the low setting, you can expect up to 10 hours of continuous, safe operation. The Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier is backed by Eware USA's industry-leading 2 Year Warranty so your satisfaction is guaranteed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: E-Ware 1.4 liter humidifier\n\nReview: E-Ware's 1.4 liter humidifier works very well. It currently is winter in our area and our house gets very dry due to the furnace heat and the weather conditions. My granddaughter was having nose bleeds so we put it on in her room so we could moisten the air in there. The extra moisture helped keep her nasal passages moist at night and she no longer wakes up with nose bleeds. I believe that the extra moisture in her room made this change in her nose bleeding. It moistened up her room just fine. Her room is a 9 foot by 10 foot room size. We are pleased at how well it worked at dispensing moisture into the air. It is strongly suggested that you use distilled water for your machine or it may not function properly. I bought a gallon of distilled water to use. They tell you not to add essential oils or vaporizer medicines to this humidifier because it can cause it to clog up and cause your machine to malfunction or stop working altogether. Make sure to use it on a flat surface and out of direct sunlight for it to work its best. We like how well it is working for adding moisture to the air in our home.\nI received this humidifier for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: These Aristocrat Cuisine decorative coasters feature a natural ecofriendly silicon construction that absorbs drips and condensation from beverages, protecting your tables and countertops. Best quality together with the biggest size and counting 8 independent coasters and 1 coaster support makes it perfect for indoor and outdoor activities, also our product is suitable for wet climate.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Aristocrat Cuisine 8 pack round coasters\n\nReview: Aristocrat cuisines Premium 8 round pack of silicone coasters works well with most glasses and cups. Its 4.3 inch size is large enough for those commercial types of cups and mugs. It can also work well as a hot plate or pot holder for it will withstand heat. It also can be used as a gripper to help me open a jar of jelly. These are very versatile in use and not only for just being such a sensational coaster. It keeps condensation off of your precious tables and keeps hot items like tea or coffee from becoming too hot on the surface which it has been laid upon. It is made of an eco-friendly silicone construction that absorbs drink drips and condensation protecting your table tops and countertops. The silicone also provides an anti-slip guide so your items won't slide off of it. We love how well they can meet the demands of our household because they are very versatile in many different ways. Let your imagine grow so you can find many uses for the special coasters. It comes with 8 independent coasters and one silicone storage piece for the coasters.\n I received this aristocrat cuisine silicone coasters set for reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Bruntmor CRUX is a modern cutlery range with harmonious proportions. The Bruntmor CRUX Royal 16 Piece Steak Set is sturdy enough to stand up to everyday use but also beautiful enough to grace the fanciest table. We worked hard to design a flatware set that gives you all the features you want at an affordable price The sharp steak knife is ideal for grilled meats, crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside tender. The steak knife has a particularly sharp blade made of special blade steel and is provided with a serrated edge. The handle is comfortable to hold in order to optimally be able to cut with the steak knife. The prongs of the fork are finely sanded and meticulously crafted. Each part has a balanced weight and a comfortable grip shape and is thus particularly well in the hand. The shapely design of the cutlery pieces is timeless and addresses current and trend-oriented dining issues on. The highly polished surface gives the products an elegant appearance. . The high gloss polished quality in 18/10 stainless steel makes the articles dimensionally stable, resistant against food acids, and of course dishwasher-safe. . It is both peaceful and beautiful in its simplicity. Due to its understated appearance and discreet elegance, the cutlery is a harmonious addition to a modern dcor. It can be combined in a variety of ways. Stylistic features: • Modern length with balanced proportions. • Carefully rounded edges for a pleasant feel. • Can be combined in a variety of ways. • Features: rounded edges at the end of the hand • 16 Piece Value Set service for 8 • 18/10 stainless steel that will never rust • Dishwasher safe\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bruntmor's Crux steak knife and fork set\n\nReview: Bruntmor's Crux steak knife set has eight steak knives and eight steak Forks. It is made from 18/10 stainless steel and comes in a nice wooden gift box. This would be perfect for bridal showers, wedding gifts, anniversary gifts, or a house warming gift. This set is very sturdy and durable and can be used every day. However, it is nice enough to set up an elegant table setting as well. The knives are perfect for cutting your meat and even vegetables with no problems. They are very sharp and cut through the meat well. My family loves how well they performed. The forks are large and ideal to match the knives. The handles of these two items are comfortable to hold and perform their duties well. These have a high gloss polish that make them resistant against rusting, and they are dishwasher safe. My family and I enjoy this wonderful steak Knife and Fork set that we have purchased.\nI received this steak set for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: With over 5, 000 products in its portfolio, Brinox is one of the leading brands in Latin America for cutlery, kitchenware and houseware goods. We are focused in a kitchen that conveys the modern practices of life aiming in convenience, beauty and sustainability to the environment.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Brinox professional chef shears\n\nReview: Brinox has a marvelous pair of professional stainless steel chef shears. These shears have extremely sharp serrated blades that even cut through the tough bones. The blades are made out of stainless steel which allows them to stay sharp and not rust. The handle is easy to use and very comfortable. These shears have an insert section that can be used for breaking shells, like clams, nuts, or other hard outer areas of food. It, also, contains a bottle opener which is super to open up your beer to drink or use in your dish you're preparing. The dimensions of these shears are 9.7 by 3.5 by 0.5 inches and weighs only 1.6 ounces. These shears can be used by both right or left handed people. This makes this great for use by anyone in your home or friend who visits and helps you out in the kitchen. These shears can be used for more than cutting up food. You can use them to open up those packages your food comes in, opening other packages, and much more. I use mine mostly for food or containers my food comes in. I use these shears to cut my chicken breast into fillets to make chicken Caesar salad. They worked amazingly well. My husband cut up a whole chicken and they cut through the bone with no problem. My friend used them to crack open clam shells for a clam chowder. She loved how well and easily it opened them up. These are a must have in your kitchen. They are well-made, very durable, and very versatile. I received these Brinox stainless-steel chefs shears for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Make way for a perfectly glowing party setting by garnishing the venue with these tiny sources of radiance and energy. The flameless flickering tea light dazzle candle by Party Lovers will lift the mood and create a pleasant, warm and welcoming ambiance for your guests. The candles are independent sources of light operated by a battery which makes them an amazing light source during power outage. If you have been planning a romantic date or a passionate way to celebrate your anniversary then decorating your house with these beautiful candles will do the trick. Perfect for home dcor, church lights, Christmas decoration, power outage lights, holidays, parties and weddings.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Party Lovers flame less battery operated tea lights\n\nReview: Party Lovers, Inc. has these wonderful glowing battery operated tea lights. They come in assorted solid colors and one row that changes colors. There are 48 of these flameless candles in this set. They are perfect for decorating for the holidays or making your favorite craft that requires a flameless candle. I am using them in Christmas buckets that shine the light through various Christmas cutouts. I will also use these in votive glasses and champagne flutes. The champagne flutes will be given out as gifts to various friends of mine. They look fabulous setting at your table as a centerpiece decorations. The flameless tealight candles will help set a mood whether it be romantic, festive, or excetera. They can be used in many locations and can be a power outage source as well. These lights have a wide variety of uses. They come in red, yellow, green, purple, blue, clear, orange, and multi colored. They flicker as they are as if they are a real candle. This has an awesome effect. These lights definitely create a pleasant and warming ambience to those who visit your home or for that special occasion. These have a LED light which is soft yet bright enough to use as a power source. Each candle has an easy on/off switch. It is standard size to fit any votive or tea light holders. The set weighs about 1.4 pounds and the dimensions are 12.3 x 9.7x2 inches per box. These lights are made from plastic; no glass to break or be damaged.\n I received these tea light neon colored flameless candles for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: KFULL tool\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hot stuff silicone mitts\n\nReview: These silicon mitts are perfect for barbecuing or cooking in the house or outdoors. They are heavy duty and well made. They come as a set of 2, a pair, and are heat resistant up to 480 degrees which makes them great for all your cooking or baking needs. These definitely protect your hands from being burnt.\nMy husband uses these most for barbecuing. He has gone through several pairs of barbecue mitts so far, and we are convinced these will be the best and definitely the longest lasting ones. So far they have exceeded our expectations and are working marvelously.\nThey are the perfect size for men and women alike. They are 100% FDA approved, and they have a raised pattern to assist with the gripping of all your utensils and pans. The inside has a soft quilted lining that is of a cotton fabric and helps to protect your hands and give you comfort.\nI received these mitts for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Klopotek 12''-17'' Laptop Cooler - Cooling Pad Chill Mat with 5 Quiet Fans, 2 USB 2.0 Ports and Adjustable Visual Angle Strong, durable but lightweight construction with metal mesh front. 6 point height adjustable tilt with anti slip design, your laptop can breathe easily with this ultimate notebook cooler. Powered by USB. Duel USB hub allows for connecting more USB devices. Also doubles up as a desktop stand for your laptop. 5 Built-in fans with blue LEDs, you can select 1 fan working, 4 fans working, or all 5 working together, and the independent control is the same for the LEDs. Features - Product dimensions: 380x300x35mm(14.96x11.81x1.38inch) - 4 Fan dimensions: 70x70x15mm(2.76x2.76x0.59inch) - Large fan dimensions: 120x120x25mm(5.9x5.9x0.98inch) - Net weight: 1145g(40.39 OZ) - Speed: 1000 +/- 10% RPM; 2000 +/- 10% RPM Package Included 1 x Folding Laptop Cooler\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kootek's notebook cooler pad\n\nReview: Kootek's notebook cooler pad works wonderfully. It is simple to use because you simply plug it into your laptop. It has two buttons on top one turns it on and off as well as the large fan on. The other one controls the four fans. The fans are very quiet while they are on. It adjusts to five various heights. One lays flat down and the four others at different heights to work on. These can adjust to the perfect height and angle for you. It has two tabs that flip up to hold your laptop onto the notebook cooler pad. It can hold various sizes of laptops. My laptop is 13 inches and sits on it well. It can take some smaller laptops and definitely larger ones are no problem. I only need the one fan most of the time. It uses an USB 2.0 port. It is very durable and light weight. It has a metal mesh front and anti-slip design so your laptop stays in place. Being able to hold laptops 12 inches to 17 inches makes it very versatile. You can even use it just has the laptop stand. It comes with the stand and 1 USB cable. It runs off your laptop's power. I really like this cooler pad because it has the options to use only as a stand, use one fan, use four fans, or use all 5 fans. I like the various heights it goes to so I can adjust it to how I am working at the time.\n I received this notebook cooler pad for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: High quality socks, fashion and warmth, breathability.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bemaystar Nordic wool socks\n\nReview: Bemayster's Nordic wool woman's socks are very stylish and comfortable. They wear well as well as wash and dry with no problems. They keep their shape and colors. The print is lovely and can be worn with casual nice clothing and keep it dress up a good notch. This package comes in 5 colors with a diamond pattern on the midsection and on the center foot area. The toes, heels, and top cuff come in the colors blue gray, chocolate brown, black, maroon, and a purple. Each one has other colors in the mid sections as well as the main color. They are 60% wool and 40% nylon. They fit socks sizes 4 to 11. They keep my feet warm and cozy and don't itch. I really enjoyed wearing these and I get compliments on how awesome they look.\nI received these Bemaystar Nordic wool socks for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: The material is soft ,wear it very comfortable ,it is thicken,so it is good for absorbenting,you can also wear it as the floor sock ,it can keep warm and protect your feet\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bemayster 5 pk. Fashion plaid maple leaf socks\n\nReview: Bemayster's beautiful wool 5-pack fashion plaid Maple Leaf socks are size Medium and are multicolored. There are five toe, heel, and top colors: gray, red, purple, brown, and black. They come in a vintage styling that are soft and cozy. They are made from cotton knitting and wool which keep your feet warm. It has 85% cotton wool, 13% polyester, and 2% spandex. They breathe with you and are moisture wicking as well as fight odors. They wash and dry in your machine with no problems. They do not shrink and fit my feet well. They can be used for casual dress, for work, home, and excetera. They last well through everyday wear for they're durable and longer lasting because of their construction. The socks size is 9 to 11 and fit shoe sizes 6 to 9. I especially like the color variations, softness, breathable construction, and moisture wicking qualities. These are by far my favorite type of socks. On very cold days in Maine, I do need to wear two pairs of socks to keep my feet toasty warm, but these are still very comfortable.\n I received these Bemaystar wool-blend socks for a reduced fee for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: SUPCASE Apple iPhone 6 Full-body Water Resistant Case with Built-in Screen Protector and Interchangable Back Covers\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Supcase full body protection iphone 6 or 6s case\n\nReview: Supcase has created a water-resistant full body protection case. It is heavy duty with a built in screen protector and has 3 interchangeable covers. They are colored gray, silver, and gold. It is constructed of a dual layer with an impact resistant bumper. It is also dust and shockproof. The screen protector protects your phone from being scratched without compromising your ability to use your touch screen. This case is for your iPhone 6s or 6. It is 4.7 inches. It has precise areas for all access to the phones ports. It is NOT waterproof only water resistant so do not submerge your phone or have it in prolong moisture areas. This will damage your phone. This case is very durable and has an awesome design. I plan on giving this to my nephew who drops his phone often. I know that this case will protect it from from the falls. It weighs 3 ounces and its dimensions are 6 X 3 X 0.8 inches. Perfect for his iPhone 6. I received this Subcase Apple iPhone 6s or 6 phone case for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Click Add to Cart to get this Fruit Infuser Bottle Now !\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bowtal 32 ounce fruit infuser water bottle\n\nReview: Tifl Tech sells a terrific Bowtal 32 ounce fruit infuser water bottle. It is BPA free and is created with a shatterproof Tritan plastic. It is leak proof and can easily go where you go. You can take it while you work, hike, walk, play sports, and just about anywhere you may go. It has an awesome handle to make it easier to carry and pick up. Since it is leak proof you can even carry it in your backpack, purse, or other bags. In the center area I placed a variety of fruit to better enhance the infusion of my water. I used watermelon, strawberries, blueberries, and pineapple. To this I added cold water and what a fruit popping experience I enjoyed. The fruits all stood out and refreshed my taste buds. I also tried it with my favorite mixture of lemons and limes. Mmmm! Delicious! It definitely enlightened my mouth. I really enjoyed these mixtures without the carbonation. Bowtal even includes a free ebook to aid you in creating more mouthwatering drink combinations. Therefore, there is some combination everyone will love with this sports bottle and its removable infuser. I adore mine and I'm so glad I purchased this bottle. I received the Bowtal water infuser bottle for a reduced fee for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Classy black umbrella is the epitome of sophistication, and can perfectly mix and match with any of your outfits\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Mosiso's compact travel umbrella\n\nReview: Mosiso's travel umbrella is a compact umbrella that has an automatic open button. It comes in 5 colors that are classic black, purple lifeblood, radioactive rays, vintage lace royal blue, and water ripple. I received the classic black one. It measures 22.2 inches long opened and is 37.8 inches in diameter. It has a strong center iron pole and an 8 rib corrosion-resistant iron frame. Thus, this structure helps it to resist strong wind gusts. I was unable to test this aspect out as of yet. It does repel rain and other precipitation well. I used it in rain, freezing rain and snow. Just one fine day we had in Maine this winter. It has a nice round shape that contours down on the ends to cover you well from the weather. Folded up it is compact and the handle is very comfortable to hold on to. It also has a strap that uses Velcro to close it. It has a ribbon cord handle to carry it when it's not in use. It opens up easily, but is hard to close due to its strength and durability. It is well made and will last a long time.\nI received this travel umbrella for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: The Gardencense Insect Repellent Spray has been formulated with the highest grade essential oil ingredients that are all known as the absolute best mosquito and insect repellents. The all organic bug spray has what you need for your whole family from kids to adults, to really enjoy the outdoors with a natural solution. The top rated mosquito repellent made by organic oils from repellent plants are in the Amazon marketplace by Gardencense.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gardencense insect repellent spray\n\nReview: Gardencense has an organic insect repellent that works fine. It repells mosquitoes, black flies, and other flying pests quite well. They still swarm around you, but rarely do they get on your skin to bite. I would like it to work more at keeping the swarm of flying bugs away. I did only get one tick on me while using it. My friend had 20 on him after our walk out in the woods. He should have used this bug spray too. It has a light scent like citronella candles. This spray has been createdwith the highest grade of essential oil ingredients that are known for its ability to repell insects. This natural solution makes it so your entire family can enjoy the out-of-doors even when the bugs are bad. Right now in Maine the black flies are out in massive numbers. They did swarm around us, but we didn't recieve one bite. No mosquitoes even bothered us. Our worst enemy the ticks, especially since we have the lime disease spreating deer ticks, were kept at bay. I only found one on me and none on my husband.\nThis repellent has the perfect blend of the following ingredients: soy bean, citronella, lemongrass, and peppermint essential oils. It is totally DEET free and works! I will definitely be using this spray for our repellent.\nI received this Gardencense repellent spray for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Enhance your total body fitness, core strength and flexibility with a strong progear wooden balance board made for kids and adults. A strong core is essential to a healthy body, when you don't maintain a strong balance of strength, agility, flexibility and coordination, you're more susceptible to injuries and health problems you wouldn't ordinarily suffer. That's why you need a fun, easy way to build core strength and even recovery from these injuries-the progear wooden balance board. Training, therapy and flexibility designed for both kids and adults, our wobble board helps you improve your mental and physical fitness with total body exercises with one safe, stable piece of exercise equipment. From posture to range of motion to agility, the ProFitness wooden balance board is a powerful balance training and physical therapy tool that can be used almost anywhere to help you feel better and recovery from injury faster. Improved stability and design better yet, our balance board features a non-slip top to ensure total mounted stability, as well as the strength to hold men, women and children of all shapes and sizes. Use it a home, at the park, at work or even at a clinic and stay physically and mentally fit for the future. Product details: - Improved wooden construction - lightweight, portable design (3.1 lbs.) - Stable platform with anti-slip safety top - safe for ages 4+ - weight limit: 330 lbs. - Size: 15.5\" x 3.1\" . improve your core strength, recovery from injury faster and enhance flexibility and balance by clicking 'add to cart' above and choosing the ProFitness balance board .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great wooden balance board that helps with rehabilitation injuries\n\nReview: The Pro Fitness wooden balance board helps to tone your muscles, strengthen your core, and help to rehabilitate injuries. I injured my lower back and had to go through Physical Therapy. One of my strengthening exercises included using a balance board. Since getting this balance board, I have been able to continue these exercises at home to assist in my Rehabilitation of my injured back. This has really helped me strengthen and keep my lower back muscles toned as well as other muscles in my legs and feet. Overall, this is aided in the rehabilitation of my injury.\nMy physical therapist has noted how much better I am balancing and my ability to adjust to the balance board. My back has improved quicker because I can do these exercises at home as well, which increased my duration to balance, better coordination, and more flexibility on my part. This board is made of Premium wood and has a super non-slip board pad for your safety. It is 16 inches by 16 inches by 3.2 inches for dimensions and weighs about 3.5 pounds. This is easily transported so you can use it just about anywhere you choose.\n I really like that I have had the balance board to keep up with my exercises and keep my muscle strength up and in better toned. Even when I have completed physical therapy, I can continue with the exercises to help keep me in better shape.\nI received this balance board for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Here is the secret of never having to buy another IPhone 6 replacement. The best Apple IPhone 6 case available to protect your investment. DESIGN - Specially designed for a perfect fit for your Apple iPhone 6, with precise cut-outs for speakers, charging ports, audio ports and buttons. MATERIALS - Made with a High grade Flexible shock absorption inner gel TPU sleeve, for superior hard / soft non-slip protection. SPECIAL FEATURES: o Superior Shock absorbent bumper - for outstanding protection against drops and other impacts o Built-in Super Durable Kickstand letting you watch movies and media hands-free with ease UNIQUE COLOR CHOICE - Choose from 8 vibrant colors to create your own unique custom case. SUPERIOR DESIGN - Allowing for quick and easy phone installation and removal LIFETIME WARRANTY The only IPhone 6 case backed by a lifetime guarantee, ensuring the maximum protection for the life of your iPhone. BONUS OFFER - Free screen protector for a limited time only. TO BUY - Click the Orange Add to Cart button at the right hand side of the page to buy this case and protect your IPhone 6 NOW See what our customers have to say about us: Great IPhone 6 carry case with superior customer service. Very satisfied customer W.Roberts DENVER CITY, TX. Good value and super sturdy. Description was spot on. Would definitely recommend this case J. Darden, PITTSBURGH, PA. Sturdy, easy to put on and take off. Great design with very competitive price. Love the kickstand too! - ROCKFORD, IL\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rocco iPhone 6, 6s cell phone case\n\nReview: Rocco offers and iPhone 6 / 6s rugged phone case that comes with a kickstand. It is sold by ACD trading company. It's a case that has the cutouts for the speakers, charging ports, audio ports, and buttons. It only weighs 1.8 ounces and its dimensions are 2.9 by 0.6 by 5.7 inches. Therefore, it fits your phone perfectly. It was easy to put on my phone. It is made of a high quality shock absorption inner gel TPU sleeve. It helps keep the phone from sliding and this helps eliminate a lot of falls. You can choose between 8 colors: black, blue, green, orange, pink, purple, red, and white. It also contains a very durable kickstand which helps hold your phone up. I like the kickstand a lot. I often use the phone without holding it. I like to read my messages and watch movies, videos, etc. The protective face cover it comes with allows you to use your fingers or stylus to maneuver around your apps or other phone functions as well as protect your phone face. With all the investment you put into your phone it's important to have a stupendous case that gives you what you need as well as has perks you love. I chose this one because of its sleek design, 100% lifetime warranty, shockproof, slip reduction, and kick stand to name some. It really does as the manufacturer states plus more. I received this Roku iPhone 6/6 s cell phone case at a free rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: The most elegant design in the Bluetooth selfie stick market. It is easily portable with its 7.1 inches foldable design. Easy to use Bluetooth technology: simply turn it on, connect, and snap away. Works with all smart phones for convenience. Quality like no other selfie stick designs: embodied with a smooth, perfect grip on the silicone handle, topped with a handle strap to ensure safety of your phone. The phone clamp is also made of silicone material to ensure a safe grip as well.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Okum Bluetooth wireless selfie stick\n\nReview: Okum's Bluetooth wireless selfie stick is compact and very portable. Everyone will love this aspect of the selfie stick. It is great for iPhone 6 and 5s, Samsung Galaxy s6 and s5, and other androids. It has a sleek and elegant style. It is easy to setup and use. It has very good directions on how to do this process. Once done you simply turn it on, connected to your phone, and snap your pictures. The selfie stick is 7.1 inches compressed and expands to 31.2 inches. It also has a link on the product features page that shows you a video demonstration on YouTube. It also comes with a handle strap and charging cord. It lasts up to 20 hours per charge. I had fun taking selfies with the kids. They get a big kick out of it and love how easily it works. This gives them plenty of time to take selfies alone, with friends, and with family and pets. I received Okum's Bluetooth wireless selfie stick at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: The New School Leader Best Pencil Sharpener, produces a perfectly sharpened pencil. Known as a \"Teacher's Best Friend\" this sharpener is an attractive, portable pencil sharpener with a sturdy, metal body and sharp rotary tool. The compact, quiet, durable design makes this the ideal sharpener for School Supplies, classroom and office settings. This is a Classroom Friendly Pencil Sharpener. It comes with a clamp to lock down on a table or desk. This Pencil Sharpener helps with Classroom Management as it eliminates excuses and gets students back to work.The New School Leader's tension springs automatically draw the pencil into the cutting chamber, producing a perfect point. The Sharpener will NOT over sharpen a pencil. Works on colored pencils for artist, art studios prisma color pencils and Art Teachers.The cutting blade can be easily removed for cleaning or replacement. Order yours Now! Makes a Perfect gift for your Favorite Teacher, Classroom, School, Artist or Office.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: New School Leader manual pencil sharpener\n\nReview: New School Leader has a very durable well made manual pencil sharpener. It's ideal for teachers, classrooms, schools, offices, and of course your home. It has a strongly-built metal body that has an attachable clamp. This clamp makes this sharpener easy to move to another location when needed. It does need to be placed in properly. Directions would have helped very much. Its rotary tool is very sharp and sharpens your pencil to a very nice and fine point. It is very quiet when using it so it doesn't disturb others that are around you working or playing. It works well for leaded and colored pencils. I wouldn't use it with crayons or it will clog up the rotary blade, and it would need to be cleaned very well before using it again. The cutting blade can be removed easily for cleaning or replacement when needed. The section that holds the pencils in place can adapt to take various sized pencils including regular size as well as primary pencils. This helps make this very versatile for all grade levels and uses. This pencil sharpener comes in red or black. It weighs about 8 ounces. Its dimensions are 4 by 3 by 4 inches. It has a plastic removable drawer so you can easily empty the pencil shavings. I would like this to be more secure in the sharpener though. It is clear so you can quickly see how full it has become. I love to draw and use colored pencils to color or for use with maps. This pencil sharpener makes a pencil sharp and pointed quickly making it great for those fine tiny areas you need to fill in. I love how well this pencil sharpener works and functions. This would make a great gift for daycares, before or after school programs, school staff, art studios, and many more.\n I received this New School Leader pencil sharpener for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Classic high quality genuine leather executive mouse pad. Vintage style hand-stitching gives this mouse pad a western rustic look. Ideal for lodge office or even as an accent on a modern one. It feels like no other premium leather mouse pad.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Riun Ex western style mousepad\n\nReview: Riun Ex cells this gorgeous flexible leather mouse pad. It is made from premium cowhide leather. It is fabulous for optical and laser mouse devices. The stitching is done well. The mouse pad is enhanced with beauty by the addition of two corners sections having a dark color leather to dress it up. This is a high quality vintage style hand-stitched mouse pad that has that gorgeous Western look. It is ideal for executive officers in a company or just for us more common folk who love the texture and look of leather to enhance our desk. It is very durable and works extremely well with all my devices. It helps you get to your location quickly and accurately on your computer. I love this flexible leather mouse pad and know it will last a very long time for me.\nI received this Riun Ex all leather mouse pad for a reduced fee for my review, however, my honest opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Chefmos Digital Meat Thermometer Wireless Remote Cooking Food BBQ Grill Thermometer for BBQ Grilling/Kitchen Cooking/Smoker/Oven, Instant Read BBQ Thermometer with Dual Probe, 230 Feet Range, Alarm & Flas\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Chef Remi cooking thermometer\n\nReview: The Chef Remi cooking thermometer has a digital readout that shows the temperature the probe sends to it. I tested the calibration of the probe right out of the package and it was 100% accurate. The thermometer is easy to use and the stem easily inserts into meats, soups, and other dishes. The stem accurately measured the temperature of the foods I use. Its range even includes candy temps. Its range is from -50 degrees Celsius to 300 degrees Celsius. Thermometer gives an instant temperature readout. This permits you to cook perfect meats, vegetables, soups, and ecetera. Thus, your meal is one of the best you can serve. The thermometer has a 100% money back guarantee. It is great for outdoor or indoor cooking. We made barbecue chicken on the grill and the use of this thermometer allowed us to cook it thoroughly while keeping it moist and mouth watering. When I created a soup for lunch, it aided me to have the best temperature for the ideal cooking time. The soup was delicious. I look forward to using this thermometer to make all my meals one of the best I can have.\n I received this thermometer at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and is unbiased.","Product: Pawty World is a family owned small business. We have furbabies of our own as well. We care about our companions and treat them like children. Take care of your pets and your entire Home, Car, SUV, or Truck from loose hair. Works well with thin or thick, short or long hair cats and dogs. Less cleaning and more loving! Pawty World's deshedding comb reduces shedding up to 90%. That will save you money at the Vet or Pet Groomer! Instructions: - For best results, bathe and fully dry your pet's coat to remove all knots before deshedding. - Apply little pressure and let the deshedder glide in smooth even strokes with the direction of the coat. It will leave a shiny and healthy top coat. - Comb the entire coat evenly. Do not need to focus one area too much. - Protective cover sheath included to preserve the steel edge blade when not in use. We stand by our deshedder with a LIFETIME WARRANTY. We understand you would want the best for your pet and we would want the best for them too!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Pawty World deshedding and grooming comb\n\nReview: Pawty World has a wonderful four inch stainless steel deshedding and grooming tool that works well on cats and dogs with short or long fur. We have 5 dogs and 3 cats so this unbreakable tool will be use a lot in my home. The grooming tool works extremely well on our toy poodles. It combs out their fur so it is fluffy and beautiful looking. It helps detangle any mats that they may be getting as well as aids in the really tough ones that need the strong and durable teeth to break them down. In the end they look like they just came homeIfrom the groomers. Our cats have long fur. Our most difficult fur bearer is our Maine coon cat. This tool gets down deep to help deshed and detangle any mats she may be getting. Afterwards, she looks very sleek and stylish. The comb pulls out a lot of the fur that is shedding. It's fall here and the cats are shedding a bunch. This comb is helping us to keep down all the fur that could be getting over our floors and rugs. The comb even aids us and getting fur off of our rugs. This is a stupendous tool that works very effectively. I received this Pawty World comb for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Your number one choice to easily and comfortably any job like a professional.....scroll up to the images and bullets to see why. So go up to the top and purchase now, risk free and for further savings check out the Special Offers and Product Promotions and get a second or third as a gift for DIYers in your life.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Workline seam roller tool\n\nReview: This seam roller is to comfortably roll wallpaper, Roofing, soundboard, laminate, and more. I gave this to my daughter's friend who wallpapers and roofs. He said the Tool worked awesome on the corners and edges of the wallpaper. He will try it on the roof his group has to put on later this summer.\nThis helped secure the edges right to each other and kept the paste under the wallpaper with no oozing out. It made it flat with no air bubbles left there to cause problems later. It gets the corners very well, too. It has a strong, sturdy head on a wooden handle. It rolls easily and you can run it smoothly. It is safe on the delicate fabric because it has no sharp edges to catch the material.\nI received the seam roller for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: 3 Channel Infrared Control Vertical Flight (up & down). 3 Sky Lighter UFO's can be operated at the same time Charging time: 25 minutes, Run Time: 7 minutes, USB Charger included. Remote requires 4 AAA batteries (not included). Contains 3 exterior bright LED lights (6 color LED lights & numerous lighting modes) Tested & Safe for Ages 8-Adult ASTM/CPSIA Tested & Certified\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Mind scope sky lighter micro UFO remote control drone\n\nReview: Mindscope sky lighter micro UFO blue infrared remote control 3 channel rechargeable LED light up drone is an awesome toy. It is best for children 8 years old to an adult. It requires four triple A batteries for the remote and are not included. It takes about 25 minutes to charge the UFO. Its running time is about 7 minutes. I feel like this should have a longer run time for it to be really enjoyed thoroughly. The UFO contains three outer bright LED lights that include 6 color LED lights with numerous lighting modes. It looks beautiful flying in the sky due to the gorgeous lights! It goes super fast and goes up higher in the sky. The controls are simple to run which helps make this toy awesome to play with. My friend, and adult boy, loves toys like this and was the one who controlled it and showed us how it works. It was really easy to operate and we enjoyed the spectacular display of lights. I received is Mindscope UFO for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: This is the original reindeer car costume for your car or truck. Each package contains two weather resistant 17\" plush fabric antlers decorated with red and green ribbon and jingle bells along with a 6\" diameter plush red nose. Each antler is mounted on a plastic rod with molded clips which easily slip on to the vehicles window. Each nose includes wire to attach to vehicles grille. Installation takes a couple of minutes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Win & Co reindeer car costume\n\nReview: Win & Co. has an adorable car reindeer costume. The antlers have bells on them and the nose is red like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer . You can dress up your car, truck, or SUV with these items. The antlers are 17 inches high and made of a weather-resistant flannel fabric they are decorated with red and green ribbons that have the bells on them. The plush red nose has a 6 inch diameter with a twisted wire to use to put it on the grill of your vehicle. It is also weather resistant. The antlers have a plastic clip that attaches to your side windows. It is adorable looking on your vehicle making Santa's ride very warm and comfortable. It has a fun way to show your holiday spirit. It can be use for Halloween and Christmas. It would be great to see Santa riding inside delivering candy or gifts to your children. Everyone loved my decorated car especially since it was Halloween and we gave out candy at our cities Trunk or Treat event. We had a great time dressed as Santa and Mrs. Claus riding in Rudolph's car. I received this win and company car reindeer costume for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: The Momma Duck bath toy organizer is a bathroom accessory your kids will love. Momma Duck is not only fun, she is educational, teaching kids to pack away their toys after each bath or shower. The adorable bright yellow duck brings fun and joy to bath time. Kids cant wait to use Momma Duck. Momma Duck is a sensible way to dry toys and keep them mold free. The Momma Duck bath toy organizer is an excellent addition to any caring Mommas bathroom. ** Toys not Included **\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Kooky Kidz momma duck bathtub toy organizer\n\nReview: Kooky Kidz has an adorable momma bath duck toy organizer for your child bathtub toys. This toy organizer is a must have for keeping the bathtub toys picked up and out of the way. This bright yellow duck will aid you in having your child clean up after themselves even in the tub. It has a netting material on the sides, bottom, and front. Thus permitting your toys to air dry and stay mold free. The suction cups work well and have a strong suction that holds your organizer and toys up out of the water. It is made of polyester, yet is smaller than I would like. It holds small toys well. This cute toy holder does a good job keeping your bath toys organized and dry. I received this Kooky Kidz momma duck bathtub toy organizer at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: Exclusive Universal Specialties lesson Plan Included! Watch white beads change to colored when taken outside the building! When returned they turn back to white. What causes the change? The beads contain pigments which react with ultraviolet light from the sun, even on a cloudy day. They also change with most classroom UV light sources. Students can make their own UV light detecting bracelet by stringing the beads on a pipe stem or on a strip of rawhide. Great for teaching UV awareness! Use the beads to test the UV blocking effectiveness of sunblock, sunglasses, windows, etc. Lesson activities are included. All beads are pale, off-white in the absence of UV light.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Amazing Solar Beads\n\nReview: The solar beads are so cool! They are amazing to watch them change into vibrant colors and then back to off-white again. The beads have pigments that are affected by the ultraviolet light from the sun. This also occurs on days when it's cloudy. When ultraviolet light isn't present these beads turned back to an off-white color. These would be great to use in the classroom or with groups that you wished to show how the ultraviolet light affects our skin, eyes, or windows. You can test the blocking of the UV light with sunglasses, sunblock, windows, or xcetera. Lessons are included to help you show the UV effectiveness on different items. You can create jewelry, keychains, and other items with these unique beads. Everyone was in awe when I showed them these beads.\n I received these beads for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.","Product: This very unique water gun assortment can be enjoyed by Girls and boys alike, they will love to squirt each other with these fun squirt guns. 16 Squirt guns per set Assortments and 2 water shooters . Guns measure from 3" to 5 1/2" and the water shooters are 12'' long\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Quick draw water pistols and shooters\n\nReview: I saw this assortment of water guns and immediately said that they'd be great for a major water fight with the kids while we are camping or at home on a boring day. What a way to liven up the day and get a positive reaction from them! It can give you great quality time with everyone.\nThis set says it comes with 16 water guns and two Shooters. I received 17 water pistols and two Shooters, a bonus for us. They have a wide variety of sizes, colors, and shapes. The guns measure from 3 inches to 5 & a half inches and the shooters are 12 inches long.\nThey all work great and everyone is having a blast using them. These have and are going to provide many hours of fantastic entertainment for all of us. Everyone has liked them and will enjoy them often.\nI received these guns and shooters for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Primacare CPR shield/barrier keyring pouch. Designed to protect the rescuer from the victim's oral secretion, preventing unsafe contamination while aiding in the administration of proper CPR technique. One way valve and solid molded design assures that the barrier will not leak or fall apart during CPR. Available with a nylon washable double stitched key-ring pouch. When it comes to protecting yourself while trying to save a life, don't settle for anything less.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 12 pack of CPR shields/barriers\\n\\nReview: These CPR shields/barriers came in a nice pack of twelve. I am certified and know that these are perfect to have in your first aid or survival kits. They each are for one time use and it is awesome to have twelve of them. Each one comes in its own handy package with a key-ring pouch that can be cliped to your pant loops or a belt. This puts it right at hand if it is needed immediately. The individual packages come in three colors: green, blue, and red. If one performs CPR properly, this barrier will protect you from unsafe contaminations. The one way valve aids in your performance in the CPR process of you breathing. The valve has a solid molded design that will not leak or fall apart. Thus, it is very durable and a god safety tool to have. Since they are small they can also fit in your purse, backpack or other item you may have. I know that these shields will come in handy should I need to use them.\\nI perchased these shields at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: LOVE TO CROCHET BUT YOU FIND YOUR HANDS OR WRISTS GET TIRED OR SORE EASILY AND YOU JUST CAN'T FINISH YOUR PROJECTS LIKE YOU USED TO? Then you will love this 9 piece ergonomic crochet hook set for its easy comfort grip and smooth gliding aluminium shafts allowing you to crochet and work on projects for hours without stopping. They are so easy to use and you won't experience joint or wrist pain any more. The Rayasunshine Crochet Hook Set is ergonomically designed to fit your fingers exactly in the right place making crocheting comfortable and easy. The soft rubber handles and smooth comfort grip make these hooks ideal for crocheting afghans, baby blankets, bonnets and so much more. The 9 piece set comes in a variety of sizes for all types of products and includes a US conversion chart on the package so you will always know what size you are working with. Little fingers will also enjoy the fun bright colors and different sizes to make a variety of Loom Bracelets or even jewellery. We know you will love these hooks so much that we offer them to you RISK FREE with our 100% LIFE TIME GUARANTEE money back refund policy.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ergonomic design crochet hooks\\n\\nReview: These ergonomic design crochet hooks are perfect for me. I have rheumatoid arthritis and fibromyalgia so these crochet hooks are made for me and others who love the way that they fit into your hand. These make simple work when crocheting because of the metal hook section and the comfortable and ergonomically designed handle. I love the way it helps me smoothly go through the motions needed to crochet your favorite pattern. I have had an adjustment getting use to them because of the older hook shapes. Now I can use them with just a few problems. I'm slow because of not being able to do crocheting due to my illnesses. I can now once again crochet with very little pain involved in its process.\\nI received these crochet hooks at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: The colorful, ergonomic crochet hooks are ideal for all knitting projects and will have you ready to start your next project whenever inspiration strikes. During your travels, at the airport, in the car, at home, on vacation, at work etc. You will appreciate having a wide selection of hooks from which to choose. The RWC crochet hooks have a smooth finish with just the right amount of grip that provides hours of comfortable knitting, without hand pain. Both beginning and experienced crocheters, adults and kids will appreciate the deeply grooved hooks which allow for precision control over each stitch. Also the grooves are deep enough to generously catch the yarn. The soft, comfortable silicone handle of the crochet hook gift set includes crochet needles in all sizes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: R W Collections crochet hook set\\n\\nReview: R W Collections created this 11 piece crochet hook set. The hooks all have ergonomic grip handles and their own purse organizer case. It includes sizes that range from 2 millimeters through 8 millimeters. The sizes include: 2 millimeter, 2.5 millimeter, 3 millimeter, 3.5 millimeter, 4 millimeter, 4.5 millimeter, 5 millimeter, 5.5 millimeter, 6 millimeter, 7 millimeter, and 8 millimeter. The case is an amazing very sturdy and durable quality organizer. These hooks can handle projects for all your yarn types. They are perfect for the beginner as well as the advanced person. The hooks move smoothly with the yarn on them. The handles are very comfortable and more suitable for the hand placement. This allows you to work longer without tiring your hands. I love the feel of them when they are in my hand. I also like the different colored handles for they permit you to identify the size quickly and easily. With rheumatoid arthritis, I find the ergonomic grip handles to be perfect for me to be able to complete a project without much pain.\\nI received these R W collections crochet hook set for reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: cart cover\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Masmuki shopping cart cover\\n\\nReview: Masmuki's shopping cart cover looks great. It goes onto the shopping cart easily and secures down quickly. The outer area is some what waterproof. The area next to your child has a soft polyester fabric. On this is a teething ring and another loop so you can add that favorite toy. It has a clear plastic pocket that can hold many items. My grand daughter wanted her munchies put into it. It worked great because she could get the items out and easily put them back into the pocket. It also has a safety harness to help keep your child in the seat securely. My granddaughter like having things to play with while in the shopping cart. We like that she was kept cleaner, dryer, and entertained longer. This cover comes with its own storage bag. You just fold up the cover into a small bundle and stuff it back into the bag. It zips closes so it keeps it neatly stored and close at hand. I found this hard to get the cover folded in a small enough bundle to fit back into the bag. It eventually got small enough, but it took me a few tries. It could also be used for high chairs instead of the shopping cart.\\nI received this shopping cart cover for free for my review, however my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: This spirilizer is best to cut up vegtables\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: ATZ Chef Next Generation spiralizer set\\n\\nReview: ATZ Chef Next Generation spiralizer has four Julienne interchangeable blades and comes with 5 free accessories: ceramic knife, peeler, cleaning brush, storage bag, and recipe booklet. It is a bigger piece with 50% less waste. It comes in four Julienne sizes: 3 millimeter, 5 millimeter, 10 millimeter, + 70 millimeter, which is a flat blade. This gives you a wide range of sizes to choose from and use to give your dishes a unique look. These blades accommodate straight and pretty firm vegetables like carrots, cucumbers, sweet potatoes, potatoes, squashes, and many more. You can be creative with your choices and can substitute noodles and other pastas for healthier choices. The peeler works magnificently and went easily and smoothly down the vegetable. It has a high quality peeler that everyone will love using due to its ease of use. I used the various blades and found that it was simple to change from one piece to another. The wide variety of sizes can be used for different vegetables which I included in a salad I made. I was called ingenious and very creative. The food was great and plated well getting my dishes a plus to its beauty and desirability. The salad was scrumptious and loved. I enjoyed using the spiralizer set and exploring the various techniques needed to see excellent results. The knife was a plus for cutting the pieces into smaller pieces. I know I will love the times I use this to make more creative, healthy dishes for my family. I received is spiralizer at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Artwork is printed at high resolution with vivid color on thick high quality canvas to create the look and feel of the original nature and masterpiece.The image wraps around the sides resulting in a superb finished product which will look great on your wall.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lovely peacock art on canvas\\n\\nReview: These gorgeous peacocks are prints on canvas. The three panels measure 36 inches long by 16 inches wide by .75 inches deep. The print wraps over onto the sides making the thick canvas pictures have a finished look with no need to frame them. These are stretched on a three-quarter inch wooden frame and are ready to hang with hooks already there.\\nThe colors are vibrant and mixtures of turquoise and tans and browns. It is like the art is coming alive. I really adore these peacocks. They will be very special to me because peacocks are my symbols for my term as president of my Amaranth group.\\nThey are so beautiful and peaceful looking. These will look great on the wall making my symbols be the center of attention during my year as president. I am so glad to be able to have these canvas prints of lovely peacocks. These colors match well with my chosen colors of turquoise, teal, and blues along with silver.\\nI received these peacock canvas prints for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Testimonial - \\\"I really love the gravity lid that automatically opens when you pour. There were a lot to choose from but found the bat brat brand and packaging most appealing.\\\" Best in class wine chiller by bar brat Its time we drink wine the right way. Do bartenders pour their drinks directly from the bottle? Why should you? Our innovative wine chiller accomplishes multiple things at a reasonable price. The stainless steel chilling rod will keep the wine cool for a longer period of time. The wine spout provides a drip free experience. And you can further aerator the wine with each pour. Making you look like the perfect host. Why chill your wine this way? Wet wine bottles that sweat from the outside are never fun. You no longer have to deal with ice buckets and melted ice. With our wine chiller, you can keep your rose and white wines chilled, while pouring with style and class for your red wines. What is the story behind bar brat? Why be a wine snob when you can be a bar brat? We all love a good cocktail and good wine. Wine chiller details: - FDA approved, LFGB, & BPA free - Chiller stick is made of stainless steel 304 - Material inside stainless steel rod is food safe and nontoxic glycerium gel that keeps the temperature of your favorite wine for hours. - Total length of wine chiller is 13.4 Inches and weighs 5 ounces. This innovative tool takes all the guesswork out of serving wine, plus it completely eliminates the embarrassing spills, drips and splashes that can happen when pouring directly from the bottle. If, for whatever reason, you do not absolutely love your bar brat wine chiller and pourer, we will refund every penny. No questions asked. Click add to cart button above and start enjoying your wine the new way and hosting in style.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bar Brat Wine Aerator\\n\\nReview: The Bar Brat wine aerator and spout pourer helps improve the flavour of rose, white, and red wines. The aerator assists by releasing the bouquet of aromas while oxidating your wine. Thus, it helps make the bottle of wine taste better. The dual changer makes bubbles while you pour the wine into the wine glasses. It leaves little bubbles on the top of the wine while you pour into the glass. These bubbles help to enrich the wine flavor. The aerator helps prevent drips when you are completed pouring the wine into the glass. This added tool to your wine bottle give the appearance of class and sophistication. It cleans easily with soap and water. We enjoyed a homemade bottle of wine and used the aerator to bring out the wonderful bouquet of aroma and made it taste better than without its use. I received this Bar Brat wine aerator at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: perfect for Turkish Coffee stainless steel Large 24oz capacity\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Value saving Turkish coffee maker\\n\\nReview: Value saving sells a large 24 ounce Turkish coffee maker. It is also used for warming milk, butter, or your favorite liquid. This pot is stainless steel and extremely durable. Its dimensions are 5.7 by 4.5 by 4.3 inches and weighs 9.6 ounces. Its handle is melt proof and easy to grasp. It does get a bit warm when heating up the pots contents. I used the pot to make a cup of hot chocolate, to heat up cider with spices, and to melt butter for our homemade pancakes. The pot did extremely well and evenly warming up its contents. The butter melted well and to perfection. This pot has many uses to warm up items. You could warm up baby food, baby bottles, and other small portions of food items like soup or stew. I received this Turkish saucer by value saving for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Moisturize the dry air in your home or office in minutes with the Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier from Eware USA. This powerful and aesthetically pleasing tabletop humidifier is packed with smart features that make it the perfect solution for improving the air quality in any room. The humidifier's 1.4-liter tank delivers a moisture output of 150 milliliters per hour making it the perfect solution to relieve the symptoms associated with dry air. On the low setting, you can expect up to 10 hours of continuous, safe operation. The Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier is backed by Eware USA's industry-leading 2 Year Warranty so your satisfaction is guaranteed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: E-Ware 1.4 liter humidifier\\n\\nReview: E-Ware's 1.4 liter humidifier works very well. It currently is winter in our area and our house gets very dry due to the furnace heat and the weather conditions. My granddaughter was having nose bleeds so we put it on in her room so we could moisten the air in there. The extra moisture helped keep her nasal passages moist at night and she no longer wakes up with nose bleeds. I believe that the extra moisture in her room made this change in her nose bleeding. It moistened up her room just fine. Her room is a 9 foot by 10 foot room size. We are pleased at how well it worked at dispensing moisture into the air. It is strongly suggested that you use distilled water for your machine or it may not function properly. I bought a gallon of distilled water to use. They tell you not to add essential oils or vaporizer medicines to this humidifier because it can cause it to clog up and cause your machine to malfunction or stop working altogether. Make sure to use it on a flat surface and out of direct sunlight for it to work its best. We like how well it is working for adding moisture to the air in our home.\\nI received this humidifier for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: These Aristocrat Cuisine decorative coasters feature a natural ecofriendly silicon construction that absorbs drips and condensation from beverages, protecting your tables and countertops. Best quality together with the biggest size and counting 8 independent coasters and 1 coaster support makes it perfect for indoor and outdoor activities, also our product is suitable for wet climate.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Aristocrat Cuisine 8 pack round coasters\\n\\nReview: Aristocrat cuisines Premium 8 round pack of silicone coasters works well with most glasses and cups. Its 4.3 inch size is large enough for those commercial types of cups and mugs. It can also work well as a hot plate or pot holder for it will withstand heat. It also can be used as a gripper to help me open a jar of jelly. These are very versatile in use and not only for just being such a sensational coaster. It keeps condensation off of your precious tables and keeps hot items like tea or coffee from becoming too hot on the surface which it has been laid upon. It is made of an eco-friendly silicone construction that absorbs drink drips and condensation protecting your table tops and countertops. The silicone also provides an anti-slip guide so your items won't slide off of it. We love how well they can meet the demands of our household because they are very versatile in many different ways. Let your imagine grow so you can find many uses for the special coasters. It comes with 8 independent coasters and one silicone storage piece for the coasters.\\n I received this aristocrat cuisine silicone coasters set for reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Bruntmor CRUX is a modern cutlery range with harmonious proportions. The Bruntmor CRUX Royal 16 Piece Steak Set is sturdy enough to stand up to everyday use but also beautiful enough to grace the fanciest table. We worked hard to design a flatware set that gives you all the features you want at an affordable price The sharp steak knife is ideal for grilled meats, crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside tender. The steak knife has a particularly sharp blade made of special blade steel and is provided with a serrated edge. The handle is comfortable to hold in order to optimally be able to cut with the steak knife. The prongs of the fork are finely sanded and meticulously crafted. Each part has a balanced weight and a comfortable grip shape and is thus particularly well in the hand. The shapely design of the cutlery pieces is timeless and addresses current and trend-oriented dining issues on. The highly polished surface gives the products an elegant appearance. . The high gloss polished quality in 18/10 stainless steel makes the articles dimensionally stable, resistant against food acids, and of course dishwasher-safe. . It is both peaceful and beautiful in its simplicity. Due to its understated appearance and discreet elegance, the cutlery is a harmonious addition to a modern dcor. It can be combined in a variety of ways. Stylistic features: • Modern length with balanced proportions. • Carefully rounded edges for a pleasant feel. • Can be combined in a variety of ways. • Features: rounded edges at the end of the hand • 16 Piece Value Set service for 8 • 18/10 stainless steel that will never rust • Dishwasher safe\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bruntmor's Crux steak knife and fork set\\n\\nReview: Bruntmor's Crux steak knife set has eight steak knives and eight steak Forks. It is made from 18/10 stainless steel and comes in a nice wooden gift box. This would be perfect for bridal showers, wedding gifts, anniversary gifts, or a house warming gift. This set is very sturdy and durable and can be used every day. However, it is nice enough to set up an elegant table setting as well. The knives are perfect for cutting your meat and even vegetables with no problems. They are very sharp and cut through the meat well. My family loves how well they performed. The forks are large and ideal to match the knives. The handles of these two items are comfortable to hold and perform their duties well. These have a high gloss polish that make them resistant against rusting, and they are dishwasher safe. My family and I enjoy this wonderful steak Knife and Fork set that we have purchased.\\nI received this steak set for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: With over 5, 000 products in its portfolio, Brinox is one of the leading brands in Latin America for cutlery, kitchenware and houseware goods. We are focused in a kitchen that conveys the modern practices of life aiming in convenience, beauty and sustainability to the environment.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Brinox professional chef shears\\n\\nReview: Brinox has a marvelous pair of professional stainless steel chef shears. These shears have extremely sharp serrated blades that even cut through the tough bones. The blades are made out of stainless steel which allows them to stay sharp and not rust. The handle is easy to use and very comfortable. These shears have an insert section that can be used for breaking shells, like clams, nuts, or other hard outer areas of food. It, also, contains a bottle opener which is super to open up your beer to drink or use in your dish you're preparing. The dimensions of these shears are 9.7 by 3.5 by 0.5 inches and weighs only 1.6 ounces. These shears can be used by both right or left handed people. This makes this great for use by anyone in your home or friend who visits and helps you out in the kitchen. These shears can be used for more than cutting up food. You can use them to open up those packages your food comes in, opening other packages, and much more. I use mine mostly for food or containers my food comes in. I use these shears to cut my chicken breast into fillets to make chicken Caesar salad. They worked amazingly well. My husband cut up a whole chicken and they cut through the bone with no problem. My friend used them to crack open clam shells for a clam chowder. She loved how well and easily it opened them up. These are a must have in your kitchen. They are well-made, very durable, and very versatile. I received these Brinox stainless-steel chefs shears for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Make way for a perfectly glowing party setting by garnishing the venue with these tiny sources of radiance and energy. The flameless flickering tea light dazzle candle by Party Lovers will lift the mood and create a pleasant, warm and welcoming ambiance for your guests. The candles are independent sources of light operated by a battery which makes them an amazing light source during power outage. If you have been planning a romantic date or a passionate way to celebrate your anniversary then decorating your house with these beautiful candles will do the trick. Perfect for home dcor, church lights, Christmas decoration, power outage lights, holidays, parties and weddings.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Party Lovers flame less battery operated tea lights\\n\\nReview: Party Lovers, Inc. has these wonderful glowing battery operated tea lights. They come in assorted solid colors and one row that changes colors. There are 48 of these flameless candles in this set. They are perfect for decorating for the holidays or making your favorite craft that requires a flameless candle. I am using them in Christmas buckets that shine the light through various Christmas cutouts. I will also use these in votive glasses and champagne flutes. The champagne flutes will be given out as gifts to various friends of mine. They look fabulous setting at your table as a centerpiece decorations. The flameless tealight candles will help set a mood whether it be romantic, festive, or excetera. They can be used in many locations and can be a power outage source as well. These lights have a wide variety of uses. They come in red, yellow, green, purple, blue, clear, orange, and multi colored. They flicker as they are as if they are a real candle. This has an awesome effect. These lights definitely create a pleasant and warming ambience to those who visit your home or for that special occasion. These have a LED light which is soft yet bright enough to use as a power source. Each candle has an easy on/off switch. It is standard size to fit any votive or tea light holders. The set weighs about 1.4 pounds and the dimensions are 12.3 x 9.7x2 inches per box. These lights are made from plastic; no glass to break or be damaged.\\n I received these tea light neon colored flameless candles for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: KFULL tool\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hot stuff silicone mitts\\n\\nReview: These silicon mitts are perfect for barbecuing or cooking in the house or outdoors. They are heavy duty and well made. They come as a set of 2, a pair, and are heat resistant up to 480 degrees which makes them great for all your cooking or baking needs. These definitely protect your hands from being burnt.\\nMy husband uses these most for barbecuing. He has gone through several pairs of barbecue mitts so far, and we are convinced these will be the best and definitely the longest lasting ones. So far they have exceeded our expectations and are working marvelously.\\nThey are the perfect size for men and women alike. They are 100% FDA approved, and they have a raised pattern to assist with the gripping of all your utensils and pans. The inside has a soft quilted lining that is of a cotton fabric and helps to protect your hands and give you comfort.\\nI received these mitts for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Klopotek 12''-17'' Laptop Cooler - Cooling Pad Chill Mat with 5 Quiet Fans, 2 USB 2.0 Ports and Adjustable Visual Angle Strong, durable but lightweight construction with metal mesh front. 6 point height adjustable tilt with anti slip design, your laptop can breathe easily with this ultimate notebook cooler. Powered by USB. Duel USB hub allows for connecting more USB devices. Also doubles up as a desktop stand for your laptop. 5 Built-in fans with blue LEDs, you can select 1 fan working, 4 fans working, or all 5 working together, and the independent control is the same for the LEDs. Features - Product dimensions: 380x300x35mm(14.96x11.81x1.38inch) - 4 Fan dimensions: 70x70x15mm(2.76x2.76x0.59inch) - Large fan dimensions: 120x120x25mm(5.9x5.9x0.98inch) - Net weight: 1145g(40.39 OZ) - Speed: 1000 +/- 10% RPM; 2000 +/- 10% RPM Package Included 1 x Folding Laptop Cooler\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kootek's notebook cooler pad\\n\\nReview: Kootek's notebook cooler pad works wonderfully. It is simple to use because you simply plug it into your laptop. It has two buttons on top one turns it on and off as well as the large fan on. The other one controls the four fans. The fans are very quiet while they are on. It adjusts to five various heights. One lays flat down and the four others at different heights to work on. These can adjust to the perfect height and angle for you. It has two tabs that flip up to hold your laptop onto the notebook cooler pad. It can hold various sizes of laptops. My laptop is 13 inches and sits on it well. It can take some smaller laptops and definitely larger ones are no problem. I only need the one fan most of the time. It uses an USB 2.0 port. It is very durable and light weight. It has a metal mesh front and anti-slip design so your laptop stays in place. Being able to hold laptops 12 inches to 17 inches makes it very versatile. You can even use it just has the laptop stand. It comes with the stand and 1 USB cable. It runs off your laptop's power. I really like this cooler pad because it has the options to use only as a stand, use one fan, use four fans, or use all 5 fans. I like the various heights it goes to so I can adjust it to how I am working at the time.\\n I received this notebook cooler pad for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: High quality socks, fashion and warmth, breathability.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bemaystar Nordic wool socks\\n\\nReview: Bemayster's Nordic wool woman's socks are very stylish and comfortable. They wear well as well as wash and dry with no problems. They keep their shape and colors. The print is lovely and can be worn with casual nice clothing and keep it dress up a good notch. This package comes in 5 colors with a diamond pattern on the midsection and on the center foot area. The toes, heels, and top cuff come in the colors blue gray, chocolate brown, black, maroon, and a purple. Each one has other colors in the mid sections as well as the main color. They are 60% wool and 40% nylon. They fit socks sizes 4 to 11. They keep my feet warm and cozy and don't itch. I really enjoyed wearing these and I get compliments on how awesome they look.\\nI received these Bemaystar Nordic wool socks for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: The material is soft ,wear it very comfortable ,it is thicken,so it is good for absorbenting,you can also wear it as the floor sock ,it can keep warm and protect your feet\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bemayster 5 pk. Fashion plaid maple leaf socks\\n\\nReview: Bemayster's beautiful wool 5-pack fashion plaid Maple Leaf socks are size Medium and are multicolored. There are five toe, heel, and top colors: gray, red, purple, brown, and black. They come in a vintage styling that are soft and cozy. They are made from cotton knitting and wool which keep your feet warm. It has 85% cotton wool, 13% polyester, and 2% spandex. They breathe with you and are moisture wicking as well as fight odors. They wash and dry in your machine with no problems. They do not shrink and fit my feet well. They can be used for casual dress, for work, home, and excetera. They last well through everyday wear for they're durable and longer lasting because of their construction. The socks size is 9 to 11 and fit shoe sizes 6 to 9. I especially like the color variations, softness, breathable construction, and moisture wicking qualities. These are by far my favorite type of socks. On very cold days in Maine, I do need to wear two pairs of socks to keep my feet toasty warm, but these are still very comfortable.\\n I received these Bemaystar wool-blend socks for a reduced fee for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: SUPCASE Apple iPhone 6 Full-body Water Resistant Case with Built-in Screen Protector and Interchangable Back Covers\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Supcase full body protection iphone 6 or 6s case\\n\\nReview: Supcase has created a water-resistant full body protection case. It is heavy duty with a built in screen protector and has 3 interchangeable covers. They are colored gray, silver, and gold. It is constructed of a dual layer with an impact resistant bumper. It is also dust and shockproof. The screen protector protects your phone from being scratched without compromising your ability to use your touch screen. This case is for your iPhone 6s or 6. It is 4.7 inches. It has precise areas for all access to the phones ports. It is NOT waterproof only water resistant so do not submerge your phone or have it in prolong moisture areas. This will damage your phone. This case is very durable and has an awesome design. I plan on giving this to my nephew who drops his phone often. I know that this case will protect it from from the falls. It weighs 3 ounces and its dimensions are 6 X 3 X 0.8 inches. Perfect for his iPhone 6. I received this Subcase Apple iPhone 6s or 6 phone case for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Click Add to Cart to get this Fruit Infuser Bottle Now !\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bowtal 32 ounce fruit infuser water bottle\\n\\nReview: Tifl Tech sells a terrific Bowtal 32 ounce fruit infuser water bottle. It is BPA free and is created with a shatterproof Tritan plastic. It is leak proof and can easily go where you go. You can take it while you work, hike, walk, play sports, and just about anywhere you may go. It has an awesome handle to make it easier to carry and pick up. Since it is leak proof you can even carry it in your backpack, purse, or other bags. In the center area I placed a variety of fruit to better enhance the infusion of my water. I used watermelon, strawberries, blueberries, and pineapple. To this I added cold water and what a fruit popping experience I enjoyed. The fruits all stood out and refreshed my taste buds. I also tried it with my favorite mixture of lemons and limes. Mmmm! Delicious! It definitely enlightened my mouth. I really enjoyed these mixtures without the carbonation. Bowtal even includes a free ebook to aid you in creating more mouthwatering drink combinations. Therefore, there is some combination everyone will love with this sports bottle and its removable infuser. I adore mine and I'm so glad I purchased this bottle. I received the Bowtal water infuser bottle for a reduced fee for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Classy black umbrella is the epitome of sophistication, and can perfectly mix and match with any of your outfits\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Mosiso's compact travel umbrella\\n\\nReview: Mosiso's travel umbrella is a compact umbrella that has an automatic open button. It comes in 5 colors that are classic black, purple lifeblood, radioactive rays, vintage lace royal blue, and water ripple. I received the classic black one. It measures 22.2 inches long opened and is 37.8 inches in diameter. It has a strong center iron pole and an 8 rib corrosion-resistant iron frame. Thus, this structure helps it to resist strong wind gusts. I was unable to test this aspect out as of yet. It does repel rain and other precipitation well. I used it in rain, freezing rain and snow. Just one fine day we had in Maine this winter. It has a nice round shape that contours down on the ends to cover you well from the weather. Folded up it is compact and the handle is very comfortable to hold on to. It also has a strap that uses Velcro to close it. It has a ribbon cord handle to carry it when it's not in use. It opens up easily, but is hard to close due to its strength and durability. It is well made and will last a long time.\\nI received this travel umbrella for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: The Gardencense Insect Repellent Spray has been formulated with the highest grade essential oil ingredients that are all known as the absolute best mosquito and insect repellents. The all organic bug spray has what you need for your whole family from kids to adults, to really enjoy the outdoors with a natural solution. The top rated mosquito repellent made by organic oils from repellent plants are in the Amazon marketplace by Gardencense.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gardencense insect repellent spray\\n\\nReview: Gardencense has an organic insect repellent that works fine. It repells mosquitoes, black flies, and other flying pests quite well. They still swarm around you, but rarely do they get on your skin to bite. I would like it to work more at keeping the swarm of flying bugs away. I did only get one tick on me while using it. My friend had 20 on him after our walk out in the woods. He should have used this bug spray too. It has a light scent like citronella candles. This spray has been createdwith the highest grade of essential oil ingredients that are known for its ability to repell insects. This natural solution makes it so your entire family can enjoy the out-of-doors even when the bugs are bad. Right now in Maine the black flies are out in massive numbers. They did swarm around us, but we didn't recieve one bite. No mosquitoes even bothered us. Our worst enemy the ticks, especially since we have the lime disease spreating deer ticks, were kept at bay. I only found one on me and none on my husband.\\nThis repellent has the perfect blend of the following ingredients: soy bean, citronella, lemongrass, and peppermint essential oils. It is totally DEET free and works! I will definitely be using this spray for our repellent.\\nI received this Gardencense repellent spray for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Enhance your total body fitness, core strength and flexibility with a strong progear wooden balance board made for kids and adults. A strong core is essential to a healthy body, when you don't maintain a strong balance of strength, agility, flexibility and coordination, you're more susceptible to injuries and health problems you wouldn't ordinarily suffer. That's why you need a fun, easy way to build core strength and even recovery from these injuries-the progear wooden balance board. Training, therapy and flexibility designed for both kids and adults, our wobble board helps you improve your mental and physical fitness with total body exercises with one safe, stable piece of exercise equipment. From posture to range of motion to agility, the ProFitness wooden balance board is a powerful balance training and physical therapy tool that can be used almost anywhere to help you feel better and recovery from injury faster. Improved stability and design better yet, our balance board features a non-slip top to ensure total mounted stability, as well as the strength to hold men, women and children of all shapes and sizes. Use it a home, at the park, at work or even at a clinic and stay physically and mentally fit for the future. Product details: - Improved wooden construction - lightweight, portable design (3.1 lbs.) - Stable platform with anti-slip safety top - safe for ages 4+ - weight limit: 330 lbs. - Size: 15.5\\\" x 3.1\\\" . improve your core strength, recovery from injury faster and enhance flexibility and balance by clicking 'add to cart' above and choosing the ProFitness balance board .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great wooden balance board that helps with rehabilitation injuries\\n\\nReview: The Pro Fitness wooden balance board helps to tone your muscles, strengthen your core, and help to rehabilitate injuries. I injured my lower back and had to go through Physical Therapy. One of my strengthening exercises included using a balance board. Since getting this balance board, I have been able to continue these exercises at home to assist in my Rehabilitation of my injured back. This has really helped me strengthen and keep my lower back muscles toned as well as other muscles in my legs and feet. Overall, this is aided in the rehabilitation of my injury.\\nMy physical therapist has noted how much better I am balancing and my ability to adjust to the balance board. My back has improved quicker because I can do these exercises at home as well, which increased my duration to balance, better coordination, and more flexibility on my part. This board is made of Premium wood and has a super non-slip board pad for your safety. It is 16 inches by 16 inches by 3.2 inches for dimensions and weighs about 3.5 pounds. This is easily transported so you can use it just about anywhere you choose.\\n I really like that I have had the balance board to keep up with my exercises and keep my muscle strength up and in better toned. Even when I have completed physical therapy, I can continue with the exercises to help keep me in better shape.\\nI received this balance board for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Here is the secret of never having to buy another IPhone 6 replacement. The best Apple IPhone 6 case available to protect your investment. DESIGN - Specially designed for a perfect fit for your Apple iPhone 6, with precise cut-outs for speakers, charging ports, audio ports and buttons. MATERIALS - Made with a High grade Flexible shock absorption inner gel TPU sleeve, for superior hard / soft non-slip protection. SPECIAL FEATURES: o Superior Shock absorbent bumper - for outstanding protection against drops and other impacts o Built-in Super Durable Kickstand letting you watch movies and media hands-free with ease UNIQUE COLOR CHOICE - Choose from 8 vibrant colors to create your own unique custom case. SUPERIOR DESIGN - Allowing for quick and easy phone installation and removal LIFETIME WARRANTY The only IPhone 6 case backed by a lifetime guarantee, ensuring the maximum protection for the life of your iPhone. BONUS OFFER - Free screen protector for a limited time only. TO BUY - Click the Orange Add to Cart button at the right hand side of the page to buy this case and protect your IPhone 6 NOW See what our customers have to say about us: Great IPhone 6 carry case with superior customer service. Very satisfied customer W.Roberts DENVER CITY, TX. Good value and super sturdy. Description was spot on. Would definitely recommend this case J. Darden, PITTSBURGH, PA. Sturdy, easy to put on and take off. Great design with very competitive price. Love the kickstand too! - ROCKFORD, IL\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rocco iPhone 6, 6s cell phone case\\n\\nReview: Rocco offers and iPhone 6 / 6s rugged phone case that comes with a kickstand. It is sold by ACD trading company. It's a case that has the cutouts for the speakers, charging ports, audio ports, and buttons. It only weighs 1.8 ounces and its dimensions are 2.9 by 0.6 by 5.7 inches. Therefore, it fits your phone perfectly. It was easy to put on my phone. It is made of a high quality shock absorption inner gel TPU sleeve. It helps keep the phone from sliding and this helps eliminate a lot of falls. You can choose between 8 colors: black, blue, green, orange, pink, purple, red, and white. It also contains a very durable kickstand which helps hold your phone up. I like the kickstand a lot. I often use the phone without holding it. I like to read my messages and watch movies, videos, etc. The protective face cover it comes with allows you to use your fingers or stylus to maneuver around your apps or other phone functions as well as protect your phone face. With all the investment you put into your phone it's important to have a stupendous case that gives you what you need as well as has perks you love. I chose this one because of its sleek design, 100% lifetime warranty, shockproof, slip reduction, and kick stand to name some. It really does as the manufacturer states plus more. I received this Roku iPhone 6/6 s cell phone case at a free rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: The most elegant design in the Bluetooth selfie stick market. It is easily portable with its 7.1 inches foldable design. Easy to use Bluetooth technology: simply turn it on, connect, and snap away. Works with all smart phones for convenience. Quality like no other selfie stick designs: embodied with a smooth, perfect grip on the silicone handle, topped with a handle strap to ensure safety of your phone. The phone clamp is also made of silicone material to ensure a safe grip as well.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Okum Bluetooth wireless selfie stick\\n\\nReview: Okum's Bluetooth wireless selfie stick is compact and very portable. Everyone will love this aspect of the selfie stick. It is great for iPhone 6 and 5s, Samsung Galaxy s6 and s5, and other androids. It has a sleek and elegant style. It is easy to setup and use. It has very good directions on how to do this process. Once done you simply turn it on, connected to your phone, and snap your pictures. The selfie stick is 7.1 inches compressed and expands to 31.2 inches. It also has a link on the product features page that shows you a video demonstration on YouTube. It also comes with a handle strap and charging cord. It lasts up to 20 hours per charge. I had fun taking selfies with the kids. They get a big kick out of it and love how easily it works. This gives them plenty of time to take selfies alone, with friends, and with family and pets. I received Okum's Bluetooth wireless selfie stick at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: The New School Leader Best Pencil Sharpener, produces a perfectly sharpened pencil. Known as a \\\"Teacher's Best Friend\\\" this sharpener is an attractive, portable pencil sharpener with a sturdy, metal body and sharp rotary tool. The compact, quiet, durable design makes this the ideal sharpener for School Supplies, classroom and office settings. This is a Classroom Friendly Pencil Sharpener. It comes with a clamp to lock down on a table or desk. This Pencil Sharpener helps with Classroom Management as it eliminates excuses and gets students back to work.The New School Leader's tension springs automatically draw the pencil into the cutting chamber, producing a perfect point. The Sharpener will NOT over sharpen a pencil. Works on colored pencils for artist, art studios prisma color pencils and Art Teachers.The cutting blade can be easily removed for cleaning or replacement. Order yours Now! Makes a Perfect gift for your Favorite Teacher, Classroom, School, Artist or Office.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: New School Leader manual pencil sharpener\\n\\nReview: New School Leader has a very durable well made manual pencil sharpener. It's ideal for teachers, classrooms, schools, offices, and of course your home. It has a strongly-built metal body that has an attachable clamp. This clamp makes this sharpener easy to move to another location when needed. It does need to be placed in properly. Directions would have helped very much. Its rotary tool is very sharp and sharpens your pencil to a very nice and fine point. It is very quiet when using it so it doesn't disturb others that are around you working or playing. It works well for leaded and colored pencils. I wouldn't use it with crayons or it will clog up the rotary blade, and it would need to be cleaned very well before using it again. The cutting blade can be removed easily for cleaning or replacement when needed. The section that holds the pencils in place can adapt to take various sized pencils including regular size as well as primary pencils. This helps make this very versatile for all grade levels and uses. This pencil sharpener comes in red or black. It weighs about 8 ounces. Its dimensions are 4 by 3 by 4 inches. It has a plastic removable drawer so you can easily empty the pencil shavings. I would like this to be more secure in the sharpener though. It is clear so you can quickly see how full it has become. I love to draw and use colored pencils to color or for use with maps. This pencil sharpener makes a pencil sharp and pointed quickly making it great for those fine tiny areas you need to fill in. I love how well this pencil sharpener works and functions. This would make a great gift for daycares, before or after school programs, school staff, art studios, and many more.\\n I received this New School Leader pencil sharpener for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Classic high quality genuine leather executive mouse pad. Vintage style hand-stitching gives this mouse pad a western rustic look. Ideal for lodge office or even as an accent on a modern one. It feels like no other premium leather mouse pad.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Riun Ex western style mousepad\\n\\nReview: Riun Ex cells this gorgeous flexible leather mouse pad. It is made from premium cowhide leather. It is fabulous for optical and laser mouse devices. The stitching is done well. The mouse pad is enhanced with beauty by the addition of two corners sections having a dark color leather to dress it up. This is a high quality vintage style hand-stitched mouse pad that has that gorgeous Western look. It is ideal for executive officers in a company or just for us more common folk who love the texture and look of leather to enhance our desk. It is very durable and works extremely well with all my devices. It helps you get to your location quickly and accurately on your computer. I love this flexible leather mouse pad and know it will last a very long time for me.\\nI received this Riun Ex all leather mouse pad for a reduced fee for my review, however, my honest opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Chefmos Digital Meat Thermometer Wireless Remote Cooking Food BBQ Grill Thermometer for BBQ Grilling/Kitchen Cooking/Smoker/Oven, Instant Read BBQ Thermometer with Dual Probe, 230 Feet Range, Alarm & Flas\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Chef Remi cooking thermometer\\n\\nReview: The Chef Remi cooking thermometer has a digital readout that shows the temperature the probe sends to it. I tested the calibration of the probe right out of the package and it was 100% accurate. The thermometer is easy to use and the stem easily inserts into meats, soups, and other dishes. The stem accurately measured the temperature of the foods I use. Its range even includes candy temps. Its range is from -50 degrees Celsius to 300 degrees Celsius. Thermometer gives an instant temperature readout. This permits you to cook perfect meats, vegetables, soups, and ecetera. Thus, your meal is one of the best you can serve. The thermometer has a 100% money back guarantee. It is great for outdoor or indoor cooking. We made barbecue chicken on the grill and the use of this thermometer allowed us to cook it thoroughly while keeping it moist and mouth watering. When I created a soup for lunch, it aided me to have the best temperature for the ideal cooking time. The soup was delicious. I look forward to using this thermometer to make all my meals one of the best I can have.\\n I received this thermometer at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and is unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Pawty World is a family owned small business. We have furbabies of our own as well. We care about our companions and treat them like children. Take care of your pets and your entire Home, Car, SUV, or Truck from loose hair. Works well with thin or thick, short or long hair cats and dogs. Less cleaning and more loving! Pawty World's deshedding comb reduces shedding up to 90%. That will save you money at the Vet or Pet Groomer! Instructions: - For best results, bathe and fully dry your pet's coat to remove all knots before deshedding. - Apply little pressure and let the deshedder glide in smooth even strokes with the direction of the coat. It will leave a shiny and healthy top coat. - Comb the entire coat evenly. Do not need to focus one area too much. - Protective cover sheath included to preserve the steel edge blade when not in use. We stand by our deshedder with a LIFETIME WARRANTY. We understand you would want the best for your pet and we would want the best for them too!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Pawty World deshedding and grooming comb\\n\\nReview: Pawty World has a wonderful four inch stainless steel deshedding and grooming tool that works well on cats and dogs with short or long fur. We have 5 dogs and 3 cats so this unbreakable tool will be use a lot in my home. The grooming tool works extremely well on our toy poodles. It combs out their fur so it is fluffy and beautiful looking. It helps detangle any mats that they may be getting as well as aids in the really tough ones that need the strong and durable teeth to break them down. In the end they look like they just came homeIfrom the groomers. Our cats have long fur. Our most difficult fur bearer is our Maine coon cat. This tool gets down deep to help deshed and detangle any mats she may be getting. Afterwards, she looks very sleek and stylish. The comb pulls out a lot of the fur that is shedding. It's fall here and the cats are shedding a bunch. This comb is helping us to keep down all the fur that could be getting over our floors and rugs. The comb even aids us and getting fur off of our rugs. This is a stupendous tool that works very effectively. I received this Pawty World comb for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Your number one choice to easily and comfortably any job like a professional.....scroll up to the images and bullets to see why. So go up to the top and purchase now, risk free and for further savings check out the Special Offers and Product Promotions and get a second or third as a gift for DIYers in your life.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Workline seam roller tool\\n\\nReview: This seam roller is to comfortably roll wallpaper, Roofing, soundboard, laminate, and more. I gave this to my daughter's friend who wallpapers and roofs. He said the Tool worked awesome on the corners and edges of the wallpaper. He will try it on the roof his group has to put on later this summer.\\nThis helped secure the edges right to each other and kept the paste under the wallpaper with no oozing out. It made it flat with no air bubbles left there to cause problems later. It gets the corners very well, too. It has a strong, sturdy head on a wooden handle. It rolls easily and you can run it smoothly. It is safe on the delicate fabric because it has no sharp edges to catch the material.\\nI received the seam roller for free for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: 3 Channel Infrared Control Vertical Flight (up & down). 3 Sky Lighter UFO's can be operated at the same time Charging time: 25 minutes, Run Time: 7 minutes, USB Charger included. Remote requires 4 AAA batteries (not included). Contains 3 exterior bright LED lights (6 color LED lights & numerous lighting modes) Tested & Safe for Ages 8-Adult ASTM/CPSIA Tested & Certified\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Mind scope sky lighter micro UFO remote control drone\\n\\nReview: Mindscope sky lighter micro UFO blue infrared remote control 3 channel rechargeable LED light up drone is an awesome toy. It is best for children 8 years old to an adult. It requires four triple A batteries for the remote and are not included. It takes about 25 minutes to charge the UFO. Its running time is about 7 minutes. I feel like this should have a longer run time for it to be really enjoyed thoroughly. The UFO contains three outer bright LED lights that include 6 color LED lights with numerous lighting modes. It looks beautiful flying in the sky due to the gorgeous lights! It goes super fast and goes up higher in the sky. The controls are simple to run which helps make this toy awesome to play with. My friend, and adult boy, loves toys like this and was the one who controlled it and showed us how it works. It was really easy to operate and we enjoyed the spectacular display of lights. I received is Mindscope UFO for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: This is the original reindeer car costume for your car or truck. Each package contains two weather resistant 17\\\" plush fabric antlers decorated with red and green ribbon and jingle bells along with a 6\\\" diameter plush red nose. Each antler is mounted on a plastic rod with molded clips which easily slip on to the vehicles window. Each nose includes wire to attach to vehicles grille. Installation takes a couple of minutes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Win & Co reindeer car costume\\n\\nReview: Win & Co. has an adorable car reindeer costume. The antlers have bells on them and the nose is red like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer . You can dress up your car, truck, or SUV with these items. The antlers are 17 inches high and made of a weather-resistant flannel fabric they are decorated with red and green ribbons that have the bells on them. The plush red nose has a 6 inch diameter with a twisted wire to use to put it on the grill of your vehicle. It is also weather resistant. The antlers have a plastic clip that attaches to your side windows. It is adorable looking on your vehicle making Santa's ride very warm and comfortable. It has a fun way to show your holiday spirit. It can be use for Halloween and Christmas. It would be great to see Santa riding inside delivering candy or gifts to your children. Everyone loved my decorated car especially since it was Halloween and we gave out candy at our cities Trunk or Treat event. We had a great time dressed as Santa and Mrs. Claus riding in Rudolph's car. I received this win and company car reindeer costume for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: The Momma Duck bath toy organizer is a bathroom accessory your kids will love. Momma Duck is not only fun, she is educational, teaching kids to pack away their toys after each bath or shower. The adorable bright yellow duck brings fun and joy to bath time. Kids cant wait to use Momma Duck. Momma Duck is a sensible way to dry toys and keep them mold free. The Momma Duck bath toy organizer is an excellent addition to any caring Mommas bathroom. ** Toys not Included **\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Kooky Kidz momma duck bathtub toy organizer\\n\\nReview: Kooky Kidz has an adorable momma bath duck toy organizer for your child bathtub toys. This toy organizer is a must have for keeping the bathtub toys picked up and out of the way. This bright yellow duck will aid you in having your child clean up after themselves even in the tub. It has a netting material on the sides, bottom, and front. Thus permitting your toys to air dry and stay mold free. The suction cups work well and have a strong suction that holds your organizer and toys up out of the water. It is made of polyester, yet is smaller than I would like. It holds small toys well. This cute toy holder does a good job keeping your bath toys organized and dry. I received this Kooky Kidz momma duck bathtub toy organizer at a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: Exclusive Universal Specialties lesson Plan Included! Watch white beads change to colored when taken outside the building! When returned they turn back to white. What causes the change? The beads contain pigments which react with ultraviolet light from the sun, even on a cloudy day. They also change with most classroom UV light sources. Students can make their own UV light detecting bracelet by stringing the beads on a pipe stem or on a strip of rawhide. Great for teaching UV awareness! Use the beads to test the UV blocking effectiveness of sunblock, sunglasses, windows, etc. Lesson activities are included. All beads are pale, off-white in the absence of UV light.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Amazing Solar Beads\\n\\nReview: The solar beads are so cool! They are amazing to watch them change into vibrant colors and then back to off-white again. The beads have pigments that are affected by the ultraviolet light from the sun. This also occurs on days when it's cloudy. When ultraviolet light isn't present these beads turned back to an off-white color. These would be great to use in the classroom or with groups that you wished to show how the ultraviolet light affects our skin, eyes, or windows. You can test the blocking of the UV light with sunglasses, sunblock, windows, or xcetera. Lessons are included to help you show the UV effectiveness on different items. You can create jewelry, keychains, and other items with these unique beads. Everyone was in awe when I showed them these beads.\\n I received these beads for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\",\n \"Product: This very unique water gun assortment can be enjoyed by Girls and boys alike, they will love to squirt each other with these fun squirt guns. 16 Squirt guns per set Assortments and 2 water shooters . Guns measure from 3" to 5 1/2" and the water shooters are 12'' long\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Quick draw water pistols and shooters\\n\\nReview: I saw this assortment of water guns and immediately said that they'd be great for a major water fight with the kids while we are camping or at home on a boring day. What a way to liven up the day and get a positive reaction from them! It can give you great quality time with everyone.\\nThis set says it comes with 16 water guns and two Shooters. I received 17 water pistols and two Shooters, a bonus for us. They have a wide variety of sizes, colors, and shapes. The guns measure from 3 inches to 5 & a half inches and the shooters are 12 inches long.\\nThey all work great and everyone is having a blast using them. These have and are going to provide many hours of fantastic entertainment for all of us. Everyone has liked them and will enjoy them often.\\nI received these guns and shooters for a reduced rate for my review, however, my opinion is my own and unbiased.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":34,"string":"34"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1355,"string":"1,355"}}},{"rowIdx":1356,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3FO728397JFZP"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Read SIX full-length, highly rated Leslie North novellas for FREE! Sign up for free books here: http://leslienorthbooks.com/sign-up-for-free-books/ Leslie North is the pen name for a critically-acclaimed author of women's contemporary romance and fiction. The anonymity gives her the perfect opportunity to paint with her full artistic palette, especially in the romance and erotic fantasy genres. The truth of the matter is she loves her fictional persona, Leslie North, more than her normal, day-to-day persona! Her bestselling books focus on strong characters and particularly women who aren't afraid to challenge an alpha male. Inspired after years of travel, her stories are set all over the world, from the tough streets of Russia to the beautiful beaches of the middle east. Leslie fell in love with romance when she first picked up a scrappy, dog-eared romance book from her local library. She began writing soon after and the rest, as they say, was history. She now lives in a cozy cottage on the British coast and enjoys taking long walks with her two Dalmatians, George and Fergie.\". The summary of the review text is \"Quick read with boardroom strip down and glass house lovemaking . . .\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I just have one question who are the Solomons. I went through the whole book wondering who the Solomon Brothers were and here I am still wanting to know. That in no why hindered the enjoyment of this book. I loved getting to know the meaning behind wired. I loved the opening scene with Marcus stating his case and making that spectacular scene in the boardroom. This was something different for me and I liked it. Clare had a lot to prove and even more to overcome. She was a grieving woman with a brain. Her brain his brawn strength and determination helped her get her dream. This was a quick read that had depth and that little something different.\n\nThe narration of . . . WIRED (The Solomon Brothers, #1) . . . Rebecca Roberts did a good job with this one. The experience of Clare and Marcus in their own way. I was a bit thrown off by the Joe character and the slight contradiction on what I was hearing and sound. The sound quality was clean and clear of hiccups. Rebecca brought this book to life and allowed for a true almost real time feel of the action as it unfold. The quality of the recording allowed for the increase in speed without detracting from the basics of the narration."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I just have one question who are the Solomons. I went through the whole book wondering who the Solomon Brothers were and here I am still wanting to know. That in no why hindered the enjoyment of this book. I loved getting to know the meaning behind wired. I loved the opening scene with Marcus stating his case and making that spectacular scene in the boardroom. This was something different for me and I liked it. Clare had a lot to prove and even more to overcome. She was a grieving woman with a brain. Her brain his brawn strength and determination helped her get her dream. This was a quick read that had depth and that little something different.\n\nThe narration of . . . WIRED (The Solomon Brothers, #1) . . . Rebecca Roberts did a good job with this one. The experience of Clare and Marcus in their own way. I was a bit thrown off by the Joe character and the slight contradiction on what I was hearing and sound. The sound quality was clean and clear of hiccups. Rebecca brought this book to life and allowed for a true almost real time feel of the action as it unfold. The quality of the recording allowed for the increase in speed without detracting from the basics of the narration."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Jeaniene Frost is the New York Times, USA Today, and international bestselling author of the Night Huntress series and the Night Huntress World novels. To date, foreign rights for her novels have sold to nineteen different countries. Jeaniene lives in North Carolina with her husband Matthew, who long ago accepted that she rarely cooks and always sleeps in on the weekends. Aside from writing, Jeaniene enjoys reading, poetry, watching movies with her husband, exploring old cemeteries, spelunking and traveling - by car. Airplanes, children, and cook books frighten her.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Love me some Cat and Bones\n\nReview: Tavia Gilbert did not let me down. She gave me Bones better than anyone could. I love the new characters also. Of course Cat was just Cat.\n\nTo not have the one you love close at hand and just dropped out of your life is awful. But when events lead you back together things can be challenging and beautiful all at the same time.\n\nI can't seem to get my head out of Night Huntress world. I love Cat and Bones. I love the JF put them on the path back to each other with a few obstacles int he way. It was just so fresh. I love Cat even though she was a bit hot headed, quick tempered, and sometimes did not think things through enough. Bones loved her any way. Charles and a few other new faces makes for a wonderful addition to the series. Some people find that Cat don't always need Bones to fight her battles for her. Cat was and will continue to be one great kick-azz chick.\n\n2017 - I still love Bones and Cat. That was some serious devotion and dedication to someone that walked away from you.","Product: Jeaniene Frost is the New York Times, USA Today, and international bestselling author of the Night Huntress series and the Night Huntress World novels. To date, foreign rights for her novels have sold to nineteen different countries. Jeaniene lives in North Carolina with her husband Matthew, who long ago accepted that she rarely cooks and always sleeps in on the weekends. Aside from writing, Jeaniene enjoys reading, poetry, watching movies with her husband, exploring old cemeteries, spelunking and traveling - by car. Airplanes, children, and cook books frighten her.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tavia Gilbert sets this up well . . .\n\nReview: Tavia Gilbert cement her place in my heart with her portrayal of Bones and Cat . . . the night huntress world has a deep connection with me though audio.\n\nBones, Bones, Bones. . . I want more of Bones.\n\nCat is one feisty little thing. She has skills and a secret. She is more than meets the eye and Bones is more than he is letting on to be. He is willing to show her more than she could have dreamed of and be more than she could have wanted.\n\nFrost has set my mind ablaze with a new series that excites me and tempts me to the forbidden.\n\n2017 - one of my top couples for always . . . love Bones & Cat . . . they started off a bit rocky but that Bones set her right with time and clarity. He became her everything.","Product: After several years on the other side of the publishing industry, Sara Jane Stone bid goodbye to her sales career to pursue her dream—writing romance novels. Sara Jane currently resides in Brooklyn, New York with her very supportive real-life hero, two lively young children, and a lazy Burmese cat. Visit her online at www.sarajanestone.com or find her on Facebook at Sara Jane Stone.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sexual chemistry, intense suspense, good build of future characters. . .\n\nReview: From The Book Junkie Reads . . . Serving Trouble (Second Shot, #1) . . .\nI got what I have been waiting for. Josie a little older and not so sure on wiser and then Noah older, sexier, stronger, and still a protector. I could not wait to pick this one up and read it after finishing the prequel, Running Wild. I loved stepping back into their lives and seeing just how much they had grown in five years.\n\nJosie has not had things easy for her in her time away from home. She still has the strength and determination that I liked about her in the prequel. Back home she goes and with that comes the fact that she will be in the bosom of her father, brother, and the town she left behind. There was a bonus for her when she got there. There was also some trouble.\n\nNoah was the protector five years ago and now he just may need to step into that role again. Josie needs more from Noah than the sexual chemistry that sets a blaze when the are near. Noah has done his duty. He returned home to now do even more.\n\nThe are some fresh characters introduced. Get set up to future books. There are great scenes. The build of suspense keeps me on my edge. But the ending was lacking something. My anticipation was much higher than what I was served.","Product: British by birth, Pauline Wiles is now a contented resident of California, although she admits to an occasional yearning for afternoon tea and historic homes. Pauline's work has been published by House of Fifty, Toasted Cheese, and Alfie Dog Fiction. Her debut novel, Saving Saffron Sweeting, was a quarter-finalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award and a number one Kindle bestseller. The stand-alone prequel, Secrets in the Sky, was reviewed by Publishers Weekly as an enticing read. Sweet Pursuits is the third book in the collection.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Comedy, heart, life, pain, struggles, and triumphs . . .\n\nReview: I love a good second chance romance. I love it even more when its the woman that sets her eyes on\nher man and make it all happen on her own. Okay so that does not happen much, but this time around Belle has a plan put in place and a way to get things moving. It was just a few things that tripped her up. Belle had to first fine love within and about herself. I started reading this one for the reason of finding me a romance, a good second chance for two people, but I ended with just wanting Belle to find that love for herself.\n\nHaving thing in the first person allowed for me to see what was really going on with Belle. What direction her head was going while her heart was going in another. The inner and outer Belle seemed to agree most of the time but there were moments. It was a growing experience for Belle to get both her inner and outer self on the same page and moving in the right direction. This was Belle's first chance at love, love of herself for all that she was and could be.\n\nWiles did a good job giving Belle a supportive cast of characters. The banter, the antics, the disasters, the triumphs, the struggles, the realizations. Belle held the key. Belle figuring things out was entertaining to watch from all aspects of it.\n\nLooking for a light hearted but realistic comedy with a touch of romance but more about oneself. Take the time pick up Sweet Pursuits.","Product: Ivy Layne has had her nose stuck in a book since she first learned to decipher the English language. Sometime in her early teens, she stumbled across her first Romance, and the die was cast. Though she pretended to pay attention to her creative writing professors, she dreamed of writing steamy romance instead of literary fiction. These days, shes neck deep in alpha heroes and the smart, sexy women who love them. Married to her very own alpha hero (who rubs her back after a long day of typing, but also leaves his socks on the floor). Ivy lives in the mountains of North Carolina where she and her other half are having a blast raising two energetic little boys. Aside from her family, Ivys greatest loves are coffee and chocolate, preferably together.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Some drama, action, suspense, and some curvy girl action/adventure\n\nReview: Let me start right off with this. There was falling in love at the wrong time. There was heartbreak. There was an attempt at running. There was intrigue, mystery, action. There was even some passion, romance, lusty inter-play.\n\nJacob Winters had a desire to possess one Abigail. But she was married. Then she wasnt. Jacob saw that he could have the one thing he has wanted but could not. Now the tables have turned in his favor. He will be permitted to possess, her. With that possession comes a price.\n\nAbigail found herself without her husband and with the hold he has over her. She then backs into a situation that she was/was not expecting to come about after her husbands death. No matter the situation she runs. She runs to the one man she believes can help her. With all this going on she still worries about her mother. She loves her mother. The only person in the world she does love without condition, until. . .\n\nI had myself a good read from start to finish. I want more from the Scandals of the Bad Boy Billionaires series. I had some drama, action, suspense, and some curvy girl action. I would love to see more curvy girls taking center stage.\n**This ARC was provided via Ivy Layne in exchange for an honest review.**","Product: Jen Frederick lives with her husband, child, and one rambunctious dog. She's been reading stories all her life but never imagined writing one of her own. Jen loves to hear from readers so drop her a line at jen@jenfrederick.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dropping everything for that one. . .no more revenge . . . just her\n\nReview: Can that special someone in your life make a difference that you start to rethink the priorities you had set? We I would say yes. Ian does just that here in book #2. He has replaced his need for revenge for the love, sex, and companionship of one woman and not just any woman. Victoria (Tiny) is his woman. The only woman.\n\nFrederick has me hanging on by tooth and nail wanting to get to the end and see where things go. I have a desire to scream and kick just a bit through out. But this for me is a good thing. This tells me that this book has me on a ride and I like it. If I was just sitting still and just dying (literally) to get to the end I would not be happy.\n\nI'm planning to come back for more.\n\n**ARC from Jen Frederick in exchange for an honest review.","Product: C. J. Burright was born and raised in Oregon and loved it so much she never left. While she has worked for years in a law office, she chooses to avoid writing legal thrillers and instead leans toward urban fantasy, paranormal romance, orsince all things medieval and magic fascinate herfantasy romance. A member of Romance Writers of America and Secretary for the Fantasy, Futuristic & Paranormal special interest chapter, C. J. also has her 4th Dan Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do and believes stories should always include a fight scene. In what spare time she has, she enjoys working out, reading, gardening, and rooting on the Seattle Mariners with a nice glass of wine. She shares a house with her husband, daughter, and a devoted herd of cats.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Wheeled me right in from the first words-to-paragraphs on the page.\n\nReview: I kept turning the pages to get to the next scene. Dream are normal. Dreams that come true can be called something else. Dreams that come true and cause injury or worse are called nightmares. Kalila has a problem. When she dreams bad things can happen. She wants nothing more that to be free from it all. But being kidnapped was not part of her wants.\n\nLydon has plans for the lovely dreamer. Plans that include kidnapping her. Fight his attraction or the leaders of his people were not part of the plan. There are worse things in the night.\n\nWonderfully Wicked has me charged up and ready to fight with what I have and win the battle with my dreams/nightmares.\n**This ARC was provided via Bewitching Book Tours in exchange for an honest review.**","Product: Ellie Ashe has always been drawn to jobs where she can tell storiesjournalist, lawyer, and now writer. Writing quirky romantic mysteries is how she gets the \"happily ever after\" that so often is lacking in her day job. When not writing, you can find her with her nose in a good book, watching far too much TV, or trying out new recipes on unsuspecting friends and family. She lives in Northern California with her husband and two cats, all of whom worry when she starts browsing the puppy listings on petfinder.com.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Humor, mystery, and some intrigue.\n\nReview: Humor, mystery, and some intrigue. This was a womans show. She had to prove that she was innocent even after being acquitted. The proof of her innocent was left in her hands. She had to find the truth. She lost too much. Suspicious clung to her like a thick grey cloud on a rain fogged day. Miranda finds herself on a mission to find out who and why she was framed for something she did not do. Along the way she finds more than just the truth. She finds a friend, ally, and a bigger problem than the missing $37 million.\n\nMiranda was a character that you could easily be drawn to and the situations she found herself in. This was an up-n-down ride of highs and lows in her adventures to find the truth. Accusations and bullet flew through this one. The trips to one place or another did not stop her pursuer. She had to find out who and why. Along the way, she never expected or counted on the FBI. Even with Jakes working the case his own way they seem to find themselves working together a lot. Much happens in the process of getting answer. There are those that don't want those answers to be found.\n\nThe Narrator . . . of CHASING THE DOLLAR (Miranda Vaughn Mysteries, #1) . . . Terri Schnaubelt had me drawn in to the world of Miranda Vaughn with her cadence that put me at ease. I loved the flow she provided with the various notes in her voice pitch and tone. I found the quality of the audio was smooth and professional. The timing was just what I needed.","Product: A.E. Via is still a fairly new author in the beautiful gay erotic genre. Her writing embodies everything from hopelessly romantic to spicy to scandalous. Her stories often include intriguing edges and twists that take readers to new, thought-provoking depths. When shes not clicking away at her laptop, she devotes herself to her familya husband and four children. While this is only her seventh novel, she has plenty more to come. So stalk her she loves that - because the male on male action is just heating up! Go to A.E. Vias official website http://authoraevia.com for more detailed information on how to contact her, follow her, or a sneak peak on upcoming work, free reads, and where shell appear next.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The emotional ride starts off the whole thing. You get emotionally vested quite quickly.\n\nReview: There was a very rough start to things for Llew. Life had a hard knock or two to hand him for just no really good reason. But as we know that is how life is. Stepping beyond the pain Llew has to make his life mean something know and finding a group of people that are willing to judge him for him makes things turn in to more for him.\n\nThere are bad guys. Multiple deceits. Up and down emotional journey. Some male-on-male sexxxxx. HOT. STEAMY. DELICIOUS. Every read does not have to have the HEA but this was one that really needed one. Llew deserved to find his piece of heaven and Shane was the one to give it to him.\n**This ARC was provided via Bewitching Book Tours in exchange for an honest review.**","Product: Virna DePaul is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of sexy contemporary, new adult, and paranormal romances. She has been traditionally published with Penguin, Harlequin, and Random House. She is also a bestselling Indie author. virnadepaul.com\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I found love with them\n\nReview: Liam and Abby set the rock/classic world ablaze. I could feel the inferno burning between the two of them. I found love with them. I found them meeting me and making me dream a wicked dream.\n\nClassic meet rock-n-roll. This was Abby's way to pay for the expensive education that she just got and her road to her dream. This was not suppose to be a road stop tour of ecstasy and passion. Liam was the bad boy around the rock world. Beautiful women, fast cars, sexy where ever, when ever. He was not suppose to find the borrowed cellist to his liking. Okay that may have been putting it mildly. He was going into total obsession mode. She flip so serious switches for this rock bad boy.","Product: Angie M. Brashears is a mother, dog lover, and Registered Nurse. She enjoys her job as an ER nurse, in a busy LA County hospital but has always wanted to write. She lives and works in Southern California, with her husband and kids. She enjoys hiking with her dogs, woodworking, crocheting and reading. Go Patriots!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Exprerience Comedy, Romance, Kink, and more\n\nReview: What I found inside just took me to another place completely. I wanted a BBW and got so much more. I got a BBW that once all was said and done. She felt sexy, beautiful, confident, happy, and loved. This was a struggle for her to reach this point and along the way there were times of good/bad, happy/sad, funny/weird, dark/light, and so much more. I left this read feeling good and satisfied.\n\nI think that I may have given too much away but Angie Brashears did a wonderful job bring to the forefront the BBW and her struggles and successes. I am looking forward to reading the second book in the series.\n\n**This ARC was provided from XPRESSO Book Tours via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.**","Product: Alexa Wilder has been a sucker for romance since she found her first Harlequin at a hospital rummage sale when she was thirteen. While she loves all forms of the written word (so much that she occasionally gets caught reading the cereal box at breakfast), love stories have always been her favorite. She lives in the southern U.S. with her husband, two sons, an assorted menagerie of pets, and spends most of her time dreaming up sexy, domineering heroes and the feisty, strong willed heroines who will send them reeling. Don't miss out! Be sure to join Alexa's Reader's Group to be the first to know about her new releases and special promotions. Just copy and paste this address into your browser window: alexawilder.com/readers-group. You will also receive an exclusive ebook sampler, just for signing up!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: BBW Bold, Beauty Wanting more of the alpha\n\nReview: Cami is the girl living the BBW dream when she meets and attracts the oooooooooooh so sexy, alpha male, Drew, with money and a conscience. She is a single working mom with ex troubles. He is a man with a conflict of interest going on in his life. Cami is having this electric chemical connection with this fine as all get out male may not have come at the best time, but some things just make life happen and others make life worth it all to risk it.\n\nAlexa Wilder has delivered another five star read for me. I love the way she makes things work for the BBW, feisty, spunky, good hearted and the alpha with the strength to carry it all. She gives hope that love is out there and it is not the size that makes it but the person inside.","Product: Jacquie resides in sunny Brisbane with her husband and two sons. Numbers and practicality are a way of life for Jacquie as she works as an accountant by day. So it's no wonder, for sanity's sake, she balances this banality with words, characters and imagination in all other possible moments. Jacquie is an author of a number of novels and writes contemporary women's fiction that is emotionally driven and possesses unique themes beyond the constraints of the physical universe. She strives to offer romance, but with complexity; spirituality, without the religion. Her novels express a purpose and offer subtle messages about life, the spirit and, of course, love.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun, flirty, reality realism with a cowboy and city girl\n\nReview: This was a quick, easy, sweet, read that involved a hot cowboy, a farm, horses, women, city women, and a real estate broker that needed to let go of lots of things. Emily has her moments for me. Some were a bit more challenging than others. She needs a break and what she gets is a challenge. What would you do with out friends and family pushing you to do things? Emily finds out what she will do and then some. Wil finds that he would do things not conceived by his imagination.\n\nI had fun with this one. Cowboy Love/Romance reality tv show style. First read from Jacquie and I enjoyed it. Looking for a change of pace and need a little reality sprinkled around pick up Catch Me a Cowboy.\n**This ARC was provided via Book Enthusiast Promotions in exchange for an honest review.**","Product: Nancy Haviland is an award-winning, bestselling romantic suspense author who writes about her possessive alpha males and their obsessively loved women from her home in Southwestern Ontario. Her greatest loves are her children, her playful kitty, and, of course, coffee!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Drama. Suspense. Angst. Lost. Pain, hurt, heartache. Misunderstanding. Protective. Subterfuge.\n\nReview: There was a lot going on in this one. There was much to get through and a lot to catch up on. Sixteen months ago Alek made a decision. At the same time, Sacha made a decision. Both will regret the decision but one takes something so much more from the other.\n\nI was drawn in to this world of the Russian underworld. I was drawn in to this family. The lifestyle was one of more drama, passion, violence, death. I found a huge sense of family. Alek let something horrific affect his decision process before he could fully understand and grasp the consequences of his actions. Sacha was not all that smart herself but she has just been kick in the gut and left shattered. Her decisions were based on self preservation and more. The pain of it all was felt. The relief of discovery palpable. The unmistakable feeling of being gut punched was wholly heartbreaking for them both.\n\nNancy Haviland has giving me a new world to explore. I have read few romance, action, suspense books centered around the world, life, love, and family of a crime family. I have found a series that I want to know more of.\n\nJust a personal opinion. And yeah I know everyone has one. I think it would be best to have read the other three books before jumping right in to this one. Beside the background information that you get. You get a sense of family, friends, love, respect, protective backing. This group of people had all this and more for each other.\n**This ARC was provided via IndieSage PR in exchange for an honest review.**","Product: Lilly Atlas is a contemporary romance author. Shes a proud Navy wife and mother of two spunky girls. Every time Lilly downloads a new eBook she expects her Kindle App to tell her its exhausted and overworked, and to beg for some rest. Thankfully that hasnt happened yet so she can often be found absorbed in a good book. Join Lilly's mailing list at www.lillyatlas.com for FREE No Prisoners bonus content!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Watching Striker fall for Lila was good. Watching Lila gain her independence from her family ...\n\nReview: This was the book that got it all start for me and my affair with the No Prisoners MCs. Striker was VP of the MC and he took his job very seriously. He also took the safety of one sexy little doctor very seriously also. Dr. Lila Emerson made her way free of her family and her new life came with a few challenges and a few issues of the crazy type. She just was not completely sure which was which.\n\nWatching Striker fall for Lila was good. Watching Lila gain her independence from her family and stand up for herself was good. Watching the two of them together and their MC family was what made this great for me. A read I will return to again and again.\n\nNarrator Review of . . . Acer (No Prisoners MC, #3) . . . Both of the narrators for this bad boy, mc, contemporary romance have hit the nail on the head with their perspective performances. Noah Michael Levine he just hooked me from got. I have followed this series on audio since book one and to say that I am on the edge would be putting things mildly. I love his voice. The smoothness that flows and allows for flawless transitions. He has pitch and diction down for both the male and female characters. He gives the character Hook that perfect accent. Just on his voice alone makes me want so much more of the No Prisoners MCs series. Erin deWard did a fabulous job with both male and female characters. I could distinguish between characters and gender. The flow of the audio was perfect. It kept pace with speed variation. There were no hiccups or skips.\n\nI highly recommend this read to any and everyone that loves MC romances, Bad Boy romances, romances with a hint of dangers, and slight suspense.","Product: Amy is a Canadian urban fantasy and horror author. Her work revolves around monsters, magic, mythology, and mayhem. She started writing in her early teens, and never stopped. She loves building unique worlds filled with fun characters and intense action. She is the recipient of April Moon Books Editor Award for author voice, world-building and general bad-assery, and the One Book Two Standout Award in 2015 for her Cursed trilogy. She has been featured on various author blogs and publishing websites, and is an active member of the Writing GIAM and Weekend Writing Warrior communities. When she isn't writing, she's reading, watching movies, taking photos, gaming, and struggling with chocoholism and ice cream addiction.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: YA Dystopia, Steampunk, Paranormal, danger filled, betrayal laced, love of sister and humanity\n\nReview: The Love and Bond of sisters. The depths of what one would endure to make sure that the other sister was safe. Claire and Abby had a bond that would be tested and pushed to the limits of love and bonds. Their world and their lives changed the day that the skies above were shattered hell became a daily routine. The Hellions emerged and life for the sisters would never be the same again.\n\nThis read was a mixture of all the things that I love in read. It was full to the brim with fantasy, sci-fi, steampunk mechanics. The world was diverse, vast, and vivid. This ya dystopia was appealing and captivating with its dangers, betrayals, test of loyalties, pirates, creatures, strength of one self. Claire was a very strong and capable young woman. She took a stand and did not let much step in her way. She had to save her sister and she let nothing and no one deter her from the goal she had. As the scope of things become clearer. Claire has to put on the fight of her world not just for the love of her sister and her safety but for the world itself.\n\nYou will not be lacking for entertainment. With Vampires, pirates, humans, a steampunk mixture, a touch of sci-fi, paranormal, and maybe just maybe a little beginning of a romance. What will be next in the great adventure?","Product: Kyra Jacobs is an extroverted introvert who writes of love, humor and mystery in the Midwest and beyond. When this Hoosier native isnt pounding out scenes for her next book, she's likely outside, elbow-deep in snapdragons or spending quality time with her sports-loving family. Kyra also loves to read, tries to golf, and is an avid college football fan. Be sure to stop by her website www.KyraJacobs.wordpress.com to learn more about her novels and ways connect with her on social media.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Reading book one is essential to the total enjoyment of book two\n\nReview: Advisory. . . Reading book one is essential to the total enjoyment of book two. Book one give up some secrets, previous deceptions, connections, current battles, and more. I did not read book one and I was lost and confused and felt a bit cheated that I did not read the first book of this series. My fault. I was not aware that this was a continuation of the first book of the series. I was able to muddle my way through and find love for both Addie and Zayne. I enjoyed Tristan both sides of him. Rosalind did not find a good place in me during my read. The parents needed to have their reign removed to be so irresponsible and to have that kind of power was just . . . I guess the signs of the time.\n\nI found the book with a more up-tempo pace. The suspense engaging. The why was evident, power. Or was it really? There was a vivid world of shifters, dragons, magic, royals, power, deceit, lies, family rivalry, family drama, What more can be added to make the next one just as, if not more captivating, alluring, enthralling?","Product: Eliza Knight is the multi-published, award-winning, Amazon best-selling author of sizzling historical romance and erotic romance. While not reading, writing or researching for her latest book, she chases after her three children. In her spare time (if there is such a thing) she likes daydreaming, wine-tasting, traveling, hiking, staring at the stars, watching movies, shopping and visiting with family and friends. She lives atop a small mountain, and enjoys cold winter nights when she can curl up in front of a roaring fire with her own knight in shining armor. Visit Eliza at www.elizaknight.com or her historical blog History Undressed: www.historyundressed.com\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Action, adventure, romance, heroine with backbone, strength & courage\n\nReview: In this action, adventure, historical romance we get a history lesson, a romance, a heroine with backbone, strength, courage, something worth fighting for and a hero that would do what it took to take part in his countrymens freedom from the tyrant king Longshanks. This medieval romance gives more with each new additional romance added to its series. The was something different in this romance between Lady Marian and Laird Brandon Sinclair.\nI followed their romance from the meeting to the very end with enjoyment. I found that with this addition to the series. You really did not need to have the previous books under your reading belt to follow along with what was going on. Women will do what they feel best for them when they have been used and abused and so willingly sacrificed to the so-called enemy. I am certain Longshanks was not quite expecting the little surprise that he got.\n\nEliza gave a new Laird with his own strength, convictions, determination and the highlander protective streak that I love so much. The passion levels were a bit out there than with the other reads of this series. I attribute that to the fact that Lady Mariana was used by the king for his own purposes. She had her innocence stripped from her long ago. The danger. The passion. The secrets. This adventure was brought to life and delivered a good read.","Product: Ann Gimpel is a USA Today bestselling author. A lifelong aficionado of the unusual, she began writing speculative fiction a few years ago. Since then her short fiction has appeared in a number of webzines and anthologies. Her longer books run the gamut from urban fantasy to paranormal romance. Once upon a time, she nurtured clients, now she nurtures dark, gritty fantasy stories that push hard against reality. When shes not writing, shes in the backcountry getting down and dirty with her camera. Shes published over fifty books to date, with several more planned for 2018 and beyond. A husband, grown children, grandchildren, and wolf hybrids round out her family. Keep up with her at www.anngimpel.com or http://anngimpel.blogspot.com If you enjoyed what you read, get in line for special offers and pre-release special reads. Sign up for Anns newsletter on her website or her blog.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not truly expecting, dragons. Fire breathing. Huge bodies. Fierce tempered dragons. I love dragons.\n\nReview: I got what I was not truly expecting, dragons. Fire breathing. Huge bodies. Fierce tempered dragons. I love dragons. Okay maybe not these dragons because they want the Earth for their own and are not shy about burning everything in their path to have it for themselves. Cara and John are right in the middle of it all. Now taking about hot. This was steamy all the way around in more ways than smoke and fire steam. The supernatural aspect of the series is back now. With one of the more larger supernatural creatures, dragons.\n\nCara and John had so much on their plates they did not need to add dragons to the mix. Cara does much under pressure to work to get her group to safety. The struggle beginning to take its toll on her and her group. Other aspects of the adventure take shape. John was more than he appeared to be and that was a good thing.\n\nAgain the read was filled with vivid description and a rich background for both our hero and heroine. John and Cara spend much time together. They took this journey together in more ways than one.","Product: Sarah Parke writes fantasy and historical fiction (sometimes at the same time) for young adult readers and those young at heart. She has a MFA in Writing Popular Fiction from the University of Southern Maine's Stonecoast MFA program. Her work has been published internationally, most recently in the July 2015 issue of The Writer magazine.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My copy will be worn out . . . I have read it once and now with the children . . .\n\nReview: I was biting my nails on this one. I was not sure what Charlotte would choose family or characters. I was not sure which one I wanted her to choose. The characters were so rich, engaging, and hers/theirs. Her siblings were her blood, family, loved ones. Each set created a connection to Charlotte and throughout the read you find a reason to hold or to let-go of one or other. Charlottes connection to her family, well sibling was the stories she weaved and the way she shared them. This was not a read that you could just take lightly. If you have read Bronts works before you know that her characters were rich and complex, yet engaging and life altering.\n\nThere was an element of darkness, danger, conflict, sadness, pain, sorrow, and joy. They each had a place in this read and they each filled that void needed to propel the story further. This was a wonderful adventure. It captivated me and held me. I found the richness filling. I found this to be a wonderful adventure to take the youngest of minds on an adventure to be remembered. I enjoyed this read so much that I have started reading it again with my children. We take it one chapter every Wednesday evening after dinner. The children are so excited and anticipates whats to come next.\n\nI certainly recommend this read to anyone that loved to read young adult fantasy and adventure. It may be set in a time that most children know nothing about but it will still captivate them to explore their own minds and seek out the possibilities of it all.","Product: Vicky Loebel began her professional life as a systems programmer for NASA and moved through successively more challenging careers before settling in as a writer of tightly-plotted, romantic fiction. She lives on the slopes of Mt. Lemmon, AZ with her sister, three dogs, a rotating assortment of children, and a husband who has the patience of a saint.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sweet story with some fun in between Ryan may have ...\n\nReview: Sweet story with some fun in between\n\nRyan may have meet someone that can just take him on and then some. Returning home for Ellie was not exactly what she was expecting. She gets home to only find nothing. Everything she loved had changed and some changes were bigger than others. She also finds her childhood crush located in the one place he should not have been. This was more fun and some excitement that was not contained in the first of the series. I still enjoyed it all. I loved watching Ellie and Ryan become more and the antics that was thrust upon them at various stages. Grandma, Frank, and even Ryan's dad and uncles play a part that makes it all worth it. This was a sweet clean romance that gave a story complementary to the first of the series.\n\nNarration was complementary to the story. I could tell male and female apart, even a foreign speaking person was clear and understandable. Accents were clear and comparable to the background given. There was clarity. Enjoyable read from Emily.","Product: Liana LeFey delights in crafting incendiary tales that capture the heart and the imagination, taking the reader out of the now and into another world. Liana lives in Central Texas with her dashing husband/hero, their beautiful daughter, and one spoiled rotten feline overlord. Shes been devouring romances since she was fourteen and is now thrilled to be writing them for fellow enthusiasts. http://lianalefey.com/\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Romance beautiful and sweet . . .\n\nReview: The love they had for each other was unmistakable. The approach to allowing that love to blossom was a bit trickier. Sorin and Eleanor had spent much time together years before. Once he left things changed. The form of connection was letters back and forth. This allowed for a deeper connection between them. With neither seeming to understand the depth of feeling the other had. This was a romance that was built over time, distance, remembrance, and reconnection. The time apart only allowed for the love to become stronger and deeper. I watched as Eleanor worked to make the man she knew she loved to see how she had grown while he was away. There were roadblocks. There were challenging characters along the way. But in the end it was a romance that was beautiful and sweet.","Product: Amy is a Canadian urban fantasy and horror author. Her work revolves around monsters, magic, mythology, and mayhem. She started writing in her early teens, and never stopped. She loves building unique worlds filled with fun characters and intense action. She is the recipient of April Moon Books Editor Award for author voice, world-building and general bad-assery, and the One Book Two Standout Award in 2015 for her Cursed trilogy. She has been featured on various author blogs and publishing websites, and is an active member of the Writing GIAM and Weekend Writing Warrior communities. When she isn't writing, she's reading, watching movies, taking photos, gaming, and struggling with chocoholism and ice cream addiction.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: More drama, more action, more deceit, more betrayals, more secrets . . . more\n\nReview: Claires quest continues and it has grown and have become even more clouded with secrets, betrayals, sacrifices and a possible triangle that could change more than what should be changed. Here we are back at the fight to make a wrong right again or at least make it better. Young Claire has her hands full with all that must be done to put the world back on a path cleared for the human race.\n\nI found more drama, more action, more deceit, more betrayals, more secrets, just more. I was pulled in and wanting to know what was next. I turned each page excited to find what was held within.\n\nClaire continues to move forward in life and make the decisions that need to be made to move them on to the next big step. Along the way she has to contend with her sister and a promise to her mother. There are outside forces working against her and her rag-tag group of misfits.\n\nThis time around I focused in on all the secondary character that were there before and newly introduced. I found more to be held captive by. Claire was most certainly a strong-willed, abled body female. She did what it took to do what needed to be done. I am looking forward to where things go to next and how the overall plot connects, grow, and conclude."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Jeaniene Frost is the New York Times, USA Today, and international bestselling author of the Night Huntress series and the Night Huntress World novels. To date, foreign rights for her novels have sold to nineteen different countries. Jeaniene lives in North Carolina with her husband Matthew, who long ago accepted that she rarely cooks and always sleeps in on the weekends. Aside from writing, Jeaniene enjoys reading, poetry, watching movies with her husband, exploring old cemeteries, spelunking and traveling - by car. Airplanes, children, and cook books frighten her.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Love me some Cat and Bones\\n\\nReview: Tavia Gilbert did not let me down. She gave me Bones better than anyone could. I love the new characters also. Of course Cat was just Cat.\\n\\nTo not have the one you love close at hand and just dropped out of your life is awful. But when events lead you back together things can be challenging and beautiful all at the same time.\\n\\nI can't seem to get my head out of Night Huntress world. I love Cat and Bones. I love the JF put them on the path back to each other with a few obstacles int he way. It was just so fresh. I love Cat even though she was a bit hot headed, quick tempered, and sometimes did not think things through enough. Bones loved her any way. Charles and a few other new faces makes for a wonderful addition to the series. Some people find that Cat don't always need Bones to fight her battles for her. Cat was and will continue to be one great kick-azz chick.\\n\\n2017 - I still love Bones and Cat. That was some serious devotion and dedication to someone that walked away from you.\",\n \"Product: Jeaniene Frost is the New York Times, USA Today, and international bestselling author of the Night Huntress series and the Night Huntress World novels. To date, foreign rights for her novels have sold to nineteen different countries. Jeaniene lives in North Carolina with her husband Matthew, who long ago accepted that she rarely cooks and always sleeps in on the weekends. Aside from writing, Jeaniene enjoys reading, poetry, watching movies with her husband, exploring old cemeteries, spelunking and traveling - by car. Airplanes, children, and cook books frighten her.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tavia Gilbert sets this up well . . .\\n\\nReview: Tavia Gilbert cement her place in my heart with her portrayal of Bones and Cat . . . the night huntress world has a deep connection with me though audio.\\n\\nBones, Bones, Bones. . . I want more of Bones.\\n\\nCat is one feisty little thing. She has skills and a secret. She is more than meets the eye and Bones is more than he is letting on to be. He is willing to show her more than she could have dreamed of and be more than she could have wanted.\\n\\nFrost has set my mind ablaze with a new series that excites me and tempts me to the forbidden.\\n\\n2017 - one of my top couples for always . . . love Bones & Cat . . . they started off a bit rocky but that Bones set her right with time and clarity. He became her everything.\",\n \"Product: After several years on the other side of the publishing industry, Sara Jane Stone bid goodbye to her sales career to pursue her dream—writing romance novels. Sara Jane currently resides in Brooklyn, New York with her very supportive real-life hero, two lively young children, and a lazy Burmese cat. Visit her online at www.sarajanestone.com or find her on Facebook at Sara Jane Stone.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sexual chemistry, intense suspense, good build of future characters. . .\\n\\nReview: From The Book Junkie Reads . . . Serving Trouble (Second Shot, #1) . . .\\nI got what I have been waiting for. Josie a little older and not so sure on wiser and then Noah older, sexier, stronger, and still a protector. I could not wait to pick this one up and read it after finishing the prequel, Running Wild. I loved stepping back into their lives and seeing just how much they had grown in five years.\\n\\nJosie has not had things easy for her in her time away from home. She still has the strength and determination that I liked about her in the prequel. Back home she goes and with that comes the fact that she will be in the bosom of her father, brother, and the town she left behind. There was a bonus for her when she got there. There was also some trouble.\\n\\nNoah was the protector five years ago and now he just may need to step into that role again. Josie needs more from Noah than the sexual chemistry that sets a blaze when the are near. Noah has done his duty. He returned home to now do even more.\\n\\nThe are some fresh characters introduced. Get set up to future books. There are great scenes. The build of suspense keeps me on my edge. But the ending was lacking something. My anticipation was much higher than what I was served.\",\n \"Product: British by birth, Pauline Wiles is now a contented resident of California, although she admits to an occasional yearning for afternoon tea and historic homes. Pauline's work has been published by House of Fifty, Toasted Cheese, and Alfie Dog Fiction. Her debut novel, Saving Saffron Sweeting, was a quarter-finalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award and a number one Kindle bestseller. The stand-alone prequel, Secrets in the Sky, was reviewed by Publishers Weekly as an enticing read. Sweet Pursuits is the third book in the collection.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Comedy, heart, life, pain, struggles, and triumphs . . .\\n\\nReview: I love a good second chance romance. I love it even more when its the woman that sets her eyes on\\nher man and make it all happen on her own. Okay so that does not happen much, but this time around Belle has a plan put in place and a way to get things moving. It was just a few things that tripped her up. Belle had to first fine love within and about herself. I started reading this one for the reason of finding me a romance, a good second chance for two people, but I ended with just wanting Belle to find that love for herself.\\n\\nHaving thing in the first person allowed for me to see what was really going on with Belle. What direction her head was going while her heart was going in another. The inner and outer Belle seemed to agree most of the time but there were moments. It was a growing experience for Belle to get both her inner and outer self on the same page and moving in the right direction. This was Belle's first chance at love, love of herself for all that she was and could be.\\n\\nWiles did a good job giving Belle a supportive cast of characters. The banter, the antics, the disasters, the triumphs, the struggles, the realizations. Belle held the key. Belle figuring things out was entertaining to watch from all aspects of it.\\n\\nLooking for a light hearted but realistic comedy with a touch of romance but more about oneself. Take the time pick up Sweet Pursuits.\",\n \"Product: Ivy Layne has had her nose stuck in a book since she first learned to decipher the English language. Sometime in her early teens, she stumbled across her first Romance, and the die was cast. Though she pretended to pay attention to her creative writing professors, she dreamed of writing steamy romance instead of literary fiction. These days, shes neck deep in alpha heroes and the smart, sexy women who love them. Married to her very own alpha hero (who rubs her back after a long day of typing, but also leaves his socks on the floor). Ivy lives in the mountains of North Carolina where she and her other half are having a blast raising two energetic little boys. Aside from her family, Ivys greatest loves are coffee and chocolate, preferably together.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Some drama, action, suspense, and some curvy girl action/adventure\\n\\nReview: Let me start right off with this. There was falling in love at the wrong time. There was heartbreak. There was an attempt at running. There was intrigue, mystery, action. There was even some passion, romance, lusty inter-play.\\n\\nJacob Winters had a desire to possess one Abigail. But she was married. Then she wasnt. Jacob saw that he could have the one thing he has wanted but could not. Now the tables have turned in his favor. He will be permitted to possess, her. With that possession comes a price.\\n\\nAbigail found herself without her husband and with the hold he has over her. She then backs into a situation that she was/was not expecting to come about after her husbands death. No matter the situation she runs. She runs to the one man she believes can help her. With all this going on she still worries about her mother. She loves her mother. The only person in the world she does love without condition, until. . .\\n\\nI had myself a good read from start to finish. I want more from the Scandals of the Bad Boy Billionaires series. I had some drama, action, suspense, and some curvy girl action. I would love to see more curvy girls taking center stage.\\n**This ARC was provided via Ivy Layne in exchange for an honest review.**\",\n \"Product: Jen Frederick lives with her husband, child, and one rambunctious dog. She's been reading stories all her life but never imagined writing one of her own. Jen loves to hear from readers so drop her a line at jen@jenfrederick.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dropping everything for that one. . .no more revenge . . . just her\\n\\nReview: Can that special someone in your life make a difference that you start to rethink the priorities you had set? We I would say yes. Ian does just that here in book #2. He has replaced his need for revenge for the love, sex, and companionship of one woman and not just any woman. Victoria (Tiny) is his woman. The only woman.\\n\\nFrederick has me hanging on by tooth and nail wanting to get to the end and see where things go. I have a desire to scream and kick just a bit through out. But this for me is a good thing. This tells me that this book has me on a ride and I like it. If I was just sitting still and just dying (literally) to get to the end I would not be happy.\\n\\nI'm planning to come back for more.\\n\\n**ARC from Jen Frederick in exchange for an honest review.\",\n \"Product: C. J. Burright was born and raised in Oregon and loved it so much she never left. While she has worked for years in a law office, she chooses to avoid writing legal thrillers and instead leans toward urban fantasy, paranormal romance, orsince all things medieval and magic fascinate herfantasy romance. A member of Romance Writers of America and Secretary for the Fantasy, Futuristic & Paranormal special interest chapter, C. J. also has her 4th Dan Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do and believes stories should always include a fight scene. In what spare time she has, she enjoys working out, reading, gardening, and rooting on the Seattle Mariners with a nice glass of wine. She shares a house with her husband, daughter, and a devoted herd of cats.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Wheeled me right in from the first words-to-paragraphs on the page.\\n\\nReview: I kept turning the pages to get to the next scene. Dream are normal. Dreams that come true can be called something else. Dreams that come true and cause injury or worse are called nightmares. Kalila has a problem. When she dreams bad things can happen. She wants nothing more that to be free from it all. But being kidnapped was not part of her wants.\\n\\nLydon has plans for the lovely dreamer. Plans that include kidnapping her. Fight his attraction or the leaders of his people were not part of the plan. There are worse things in the night.\\n\\nWonderfully Wicked has me charged up and ready to fight with what I have and win the battle with my dreams/nightmares.\\n**This ARC was provided via Bewitching Book Tours in exchange for an honest review.**\",\n \"Product: Ellie Ashe has always been drawn to jobs where she can tell storiesjournalist, lawyer, and now writer. Writing quirky romantic mysteries is how she gets the \\\"happily ever after\\\" that so often is lacking in her day job. When not writing, you can find her with her nose in a good book, watching far too much TV, or trying out new recipes on unsuspecting friends and family. She lives in Northern California with her husband and two cats, all of whom worry when she starts browsing the puppy listings on petfinder.com.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Humor, mystery, and some intrigue.\\n\\nReview: Humor, mystery, and some intrigue. This was a womans show. She had to prove that she was innocent even after being acquitted. The proof of her innocent was left in her hands. She had to find the truth. She lost too much. Suspicious clung to her like a thick grey cloud on a rain fogged day. Miranda finds herself on a mission to find out who and why she was framed for something she did not do. Along the way she finds more than just the truth. She finds a friend, ally, and a bigger problem than the missing $37 million.\\n\\nMiranda was a character that you could easily be drawn to and the situations she found herself in. This was an up-n-down ride of highs and lows in her adventures to find the truth. Accusations and bullet flew through this one. The trips to one place or another did not stop her pursuer. She had to find out who and why. Along the way, she never expected or counted on the FBI. Even with Jakes working the case his own way they seem to find themselves working together a lot. Much happens in the process of getting answer. There are those that don't want those answers to be found.\\n\\nThe Narrator . . . of CHASING THE DOLLAR (Miranda Vaughn Mysteries, #1) . . . Terri Schnaubelt had me drawn in to the world of Miranda Vaughn with her cadence that put me at ease. I loved the flow she provided with the various notes in her voice pitch and tone. I found the quality of the audio was smooth and professional. The timing was just what I needed.\",\n \"Product: A.E. Via is still a fairly new author in the beautiful gay erotic genre. Her writing embodies everything from hopelessly romantic to spicy to scandalous. Her stories often include intriguing edges and twists that take readers to new, thought-provoking depths. When shes not clicking away at her laptop, she devotes herself to her familya husband and four children. While this is only her seventh novel, she has plenty more to come. So stalk her she loves that - because the male on male action is just heating up! Go to A.E. Vias official website http://authoraevia.com for more detailed information on how to contact her, follow her, or a sneak peak on upcoming work, free reads, and where shell appear next.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The emotional ride starts off the whole thing. You get emotionally vested quite quickly.\\n\\nReview: There was a very rough start to things for Llew. Life had a hard knock or two to hand him for just no really good reason. But as we know that is how life is. Stepping beyond the pain Llew has to make his life mean something know and finding a group of people that are willing to judge him for him makes things turn in to more for him.\\n\\nThere are bad guys. Multiple deceits. Up and down emotional journey. Some male-on-male sexxxxx. HOT. STEAMY. DELICIOUS. Every read does not have to have the HEA but this was one that really needed one. Llew deserved to find his piece of heaven and Shane was the one to give it to him.\\n**This ARC was provided via Bewitching Book Tours in exchange for an honest review.**\",\n \"Product: Virna DePaul is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of sexy contemporary, new adult, and paranormal romances. She has been traditionally published with Penguin, Harlequin, and Random House. She is also a bestselling Indie author. virnadepaul.com\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I found love with them\\n\\nReview: Liam and Abby set the rock/classic world ablaze. I could feel the inferno burning between the two of them. I found love with them. I found them meeting me and making me dream a wicked dream.\\n\\nClassic meet rock-n-roll. This was Abby's way to pay for the expensive education that she just got and her road to her dream. This was not suppose to be a road stop tour of ecstasy and passion. Liam was the bad boy around the rock world. Beautiful women, fast cars, sexy where ever, when ever. He was not suppose to find the borrowed cellist to his liking. Okay that may have been putting it mildly. He was going into total obsession mode. She flip so serious switches for this rock bad boy.\",\n \"Product: Angie M. Brashears is a mother, dog lover, and Registered Nurse. She enjoys her job as an ER nurse, in a busy LA County hospital but has always wanted to write. She lives and works in Southern California, with her husband and kids. She enjoys hiking with her dogs, woodworking, crocheting and reading. Go Patriots!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Exprerience Comedy, Romance, Kink, and more\\n\\nReview: What I found inside just took me to another place completely. I wanted a BBW and got so much more. I got a BBW that once all was said and done. She felt sexy, beautiful, confident, happy, and loved. This was a struggle for her to reach this point and along the way there were times of good/bad, happy/sad, funny/weird, dark/light, and so much more. I left this read feeling good and satisfied.\\n\\nI think that I may have given too much away but Angie Brashears did a wonderful job bring to the forefront the BBW and her struggles and successes. I am looking forward to reading the second book in the series.\\n\\n**This ARC was provided from XPRESSO Book Tours via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.**\",\n \"Product: Alexa Wilder has been a sucker for romance since she found her first Harlequin at a hospital rummage sale when she was thirteen. While she loves all forms of the written word (so much that she occasionally gets caught reading the cereal box at breakfast), love stories have always been her favorite. She lives in the southern U.S. with her husband, two sons, an assorted menagerie of pets, and spends most of her time dreaming up sexy, domineering heroes and the feisty, strong willed heroines who will send them reeling. Don't miss out! Be sure to join Alexa's Reader's Group to be the first to know about her new releases and special promotions. Just copy and paste this address into your browser window: alexawilder.com/readers-group. You will also receive an exclusive ebook sampler, just for signing up!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: BBW Bold, Beauty Wanting more of the alpha\\n\\nReview: Cami is the girl living the BBW dream when she meets and attracts the oooooooooooh so sexy, alpha male, Drew, with money and a conscience. She is a single working mom with ex troubles. He is a man with a conflict of interest going on in his life. Cami is having this electric chemical connection with this fine as all get out male may not have come at the best time, but some things just make life happen and others make life worth it all to risk it.\\n\\nAlexa Wilder has delivered another five star read for me. I love the way she makes things work for the BBW, feisty, spunky, good hearted and the alpha with the strength to carry it all. She gives hope that love is out there and it is not the size that makes it but the person inside.\",\n \"Product: Jacquie resides in sunny Brisbane with her husband and two sons. Numbers and practicality are a way of life for Jacquie as she works as an accountant by day. So it's no wonder, for sanity's sake, she balances this banality with words, characters and imagination in all other possible moments. Jacquie is an author of a number of novels and writes contemporary women's fiction that is emotionally driven and possesses unique themes beyond the constraints of the physical universe. She strives to offer romance, but with complexity; spirituality, without the religion. Her novels express a purpose and offer subtle messages about life, the spirit and, of course, love.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun, flirty, reality realism with a cowboy and city girl\\n\\nReview: This was a quick, easy, sweet, read that involved a hot cowboy, a farm, horses, women, city women, and a real estate broker that needed to let go of lots of things. Emily has her moments for me. Some were a bit more challenging than others. She needs a break and what she gets is a challenge. What would you do with out friends and family pushing you to do things? Emily finds out what she will do and then some. Wil finds that he would do things not conceived by his imagination.\\n\\nI had fun with this one. Cowboy Love/Romance reality tv show style. First read from Jacquie and I enjoyed it. Looking for a change of pace and need a little reality sprinkled around pick up Catch Me a Cowboy.\\n**This ARC was provided via Book Enthusiast Promotions in exchange for an honest review.**\",\n \"Product: Nancy Haviland is an award-winning, bestselling romantic suspense author who writes about her possessive alpha males and their obsessively loved women from her home in Southwestern Ontario. Her greatest loves are her children, her playful kitty, and, of course, coffee!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Drama. Suspense. Angst. Lost. Pain, hurt, heartache. Misunderstanding. Protective. Subterfuge.\\n\\nReview: There was a lot going on in this one. There was much to get through and a lot to catch up on. Sixteen months ago Alek made a decision. At the same time, Sacha made a decision. Both will regret the decision but one takes something so much more from the other.\\n\\nI was drawn in to this world of the Russian underworld. I was drawn in to this family. The lifestyle was one of more drama, passion, violence, death. I found a huge sense of family. Alek let something horrific affect his decision process before he could fully understand and grasp the consequences of his actions. Sacha was not all that smart herself but she has just been kick in the gut and left shattered. Her decisions were based on self preservation and more. The pain of it all was felt. The relief of discovery palpable. The unmistakable feeling of being gut punched was wholly heartbreaking for them both.\\n\\nNancy Haviland has giving me a new world to explore. I have read few romance, action, suspense books centered around the world, life, love, and family of a crime family. I have found a series that I want to know more of.\\n\\nJust a personal opinion. And yeah I know everyone has one. I think it would be best to have read the other three books before jumping right in to this one. Beside the background information that you get. You get a sense of family, friends, love, respect, protective backing. This group of people had all this and more for each other.\\n**This ARC was provided via IndieSage PR in exchange for an honest review.**\",\n \"Product: Lilly Atlas is a contemporary romance author. Shes a proud Navy wife and mother of two spunky girls. Every time Lilly downloads a new eBook she expects her Kindle App to tell her its exhausted and overworked, and to beg for some rest. Thankfully that hasnt happened yet so she can often be found absorbed in a good book. Join Lilly's mailing list at www.lillyatlas.com for FREE No Prisoners bonus content!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Watching Striker fall for Lila was good. Watching Lila gain her independence from her family ...\\n\\nReview: This was the book that got it all start for me and my affair with the No Prisoners MCs. Striker was VP of the MC and he took his job very seriously. He also took the safety of one sexy little doctor very seriously also. Dr. Lila Emerson made her way free of her family and her new life came with a few challenges and a few issues of the crazy type. She just was not completely sure which was which.\\n\\nWatching Striker fall for Lila was good. Watching Lila gain her independence from her family and stand up for herself was good. Watching the two of them together and their MC family was what made this great for me. A read I will return to again and again.\\n\\nNarrator Review of . . . Acer (No Prisoners MC, #3) . . . Both of the narrators for this bad boy, mc, contemporary romance have hit the nail on the head with their perspective performances. Noah Michael Levine he just hooked me from got. I have followed this series on audio since book one and to say that I am on the edge would be putting things mildly. I love his voice. The smoothness that flows and allows for flawless transitions. He has pitch and diction down for both the male and female characters. He gives the character Hook that perfect accent. Just on his voice alone makes me want so much more of the No Prisoners MCs series. Erin deWard did a fabulous job with both male and female characters. I could distinguish between characters and gender. The flow of the audio was perfect. It kept pace with speed variation. There were no hiccups or skips.\\n\\nI highly recommend this read to any and everyone that loves MC romances, Bad Boy romances, romances with a hint of dangers, and slight suspense.\",\n \"Product: Amy is a Canadian urban fantasy and horror author. Her work revolves around monsters, magic, mythology, and mayhem. She started writing in her early teens, and never stopped. She loves building unique worlds filled with fun characters and intense action. She is the recipient of April Moon Books Editor Award for author voice, world-building and general bad-assery, and the One Book Two Standout Award in 2015 for her Cursed trilogy. She has been featured on various author blogs and publishing websites, and is an active member of the Writing GIAM and Weekend Writing Warrior communities. When she isn't writing, she's reading, watching movies, taking photos, gaming, and struggling with chocoholism and ice cream addiction.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: YA Dystopia, Steampunk, Paranormal, danger filled, betrayal laced, love of sister and humanity\\n\\nReview: The Love and Bond of sisters. The depths of what one would endure to make sure that the other sister was safe. Claire and Abby had a bond that would be tested and pushed to the limits of love and bonds. Their world and their lives changed the day that the skies above were shattered hell became a daily routine. The Hellions emerged and life for the sisters would never be the same again.\\n\\nThis read was a mixture of all the things that I love in read. It was full to the brim with fantasy, sci-fi, steampunk mechanics. The world was diverse, vast, and vivid. This ya dystopia was appealing and captivating with its dangers, betrayals, test of loyalties, pirates, creatures, strength of one self. Claire was a very strong and capable young woman. She took a stand and did not let much step in her way. She had to save her sister and she let nothing and no one deter her from the goal she had. As the scope of things become clearer. Claire has to put on the fight of her world not just for the love of her sister and her safety but for the world itself.\\n\\nYou will not be lacking for entertainment. With Vampires, pirates, humans, a steampunk mixture, a touch of sci-fi, paranormal, and maybe just maybe a little beginning of a romance. What will be next in the great adventure?\",\n \"Product: Kyra Jacobs is an extroverted introvert who writes of love, humor and mystery in the Midwest and beyond. When this Hoosier native isnt pounding out scenes for her next book, she's likely outside, elbow-deep in snapdragons or spending quality time with her sports-loving family. Kyra also loves to read, tries to golf, and is an avid college football fan. Be sure to stop by her website www.KyraJacobs.wordpress.com to learn more about her novels and ways connect with her on social media.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Reading book one is essential to the total enjoyment of book two\\n\\nReview: Advisory. . . Reading book one is essential to the total enjoyment of book two. Book one give up some secrets, previous deceptions, connections, current battles, and more. I did not read book one and I was lost and confused and felt a bit cheated that I did not read the first book of this series. My fault. I was not aware that this was a continuation of the first book of the series. I was able to muddle my way through and find love for both Addie and Zayne. I enjoyed Tristan both sides of him. Rosalind did not find a good place in me during my read. The parents needed to have their reign removed to be so irresponsible and to have that kind of power was just . . . I guess the signs of the time.\\n\\nI found the book with a more up-tempo pace. The suspense engaging. The why was evident, power. Or was it really? There was a vivid world of shifters, dragons, magic, royals, power, deceit, lies, family rivalry, family drama, What more can be added to make the next one just as, if not more captivating, alluring, enthralling?\",\n \"Product: Eliza Knight is the multi-published, award-winning, Amazon best-selling author of sizzling historical romance and erotic romance. While not reading, writing or researching for her latest book, she chases after her three children. In her spare time (if there is such a thing) she likes daydreaming, wine-tasting, traveling, hiking, staring at the stars, watching movies, shopping and visiting with family and friends. She lives atop a small mountain, and enjoys cold winter nights when she can curl up in front of a roaring fire with her own knight in shining armor. Visit Eliza at www.elizaknight.com or her historical blog History Undressed: www.historyundressed.com\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Action, adventure, romance, heroine with backbone, strength & courage\\n\\nReview: In this action, adventure, historical romance we get a history lesson, a romance, a heroine with backbone, strength, courage, something worth fighting for and a hero that would do what it took to take part in his countrymens freedom from the tyrant king Longshanks. This medieval romance gives more with each new additional romance added to its series. The was something different in this romance between Lady Marian and Laird Brandon Sinclair.\\nI followed their romance from the meeting to the very end with enjoyment. I found that with this addition to the series. You really did not need to have the previous books under your reading belt to follow along with what was going on. Women will do what they feel best for them when they have been used and abused and so willingly sacrificed to the so-called enemy. I am certain Longshanks was not quite expecting the little surprise that he got.\\n\\nEliza gave a new Laird with his own strength, convictions, determination and the highlander protective streak that I love so much. The passion levels were a bit out there than with the other reads of this series. I attribute that to the fact that Lady Mariana was used by the king for his own purposes. She had her innocence stripped from her long ago. The danger. The passion. The secrets. This adventure was brought to life and delivered a good read.\",\n \"Product: Ann Gimpel is a USA Today bestselling author. A lifelong aficionado of the unusual, she began writing speculative fiction a few years ago. Since then her short fiction has appeared in a number of webzines and anthologies. Her longer books run the gamut from urban fantasy to paranormal romance. Once upon a time, she nurtured clients, now she nurtures dark, gritty fantasy stories that push hard against reality. When shes not writing, shes in the backcountry getting down and dirty with her camera. Shes published over fifty books to date, with several more planned for 2018 and beyond. A husband, grown children, grandchildren, and wolf hybrids round out her family. Keep up with her at www.anngimpel.com or http://anngimpel.blogspot.com If you enjoyed what you read, get in line for special offers and pre-release special reads. Sign up for Anns newsletter on her website or her blog.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not truly expecting, dragons. Fire breathing. Huge bodies. Fierce tempered dragons. I love dragons.\\n\\nReview: I got what I was not truly expecting, dragons. Fire breathing. Huge bodies. Fierce tempered dragons. I love dragons. Okay maybe not these dragons because they want the Earth for their own and are not shy about burning everything in their path to have it for themselves. Cara and John are right in the middle of it all. Now taking about hot. This was steamy all the way around in more ways than smoke and fire steam. The supernatural aspect of the series is back now. With one of the more larger supernatural creatures, dragons.\\n\\nCara and John had so much on their plates they did not need to add dragons to the mix. Cara does much under pressure to work to get her group to safety. The struggle beginning to take its toll on her and her group. Other aspects of the adventure take shape. John was more than he appeared to be and that was a good thing.\\n\\nAgain the read was filled with vivid description and a rich background for both our hero and heroine. John and Cara spend much time together. They took this journey together in more ways than one.\",\n \"Product: Sarah Parke writes fantasy and historical fiction (sometimes at the same time) for young adult readers and those young at heart. She has a MFA in Writing Popular Fiction from the University of Southern Maine's Stonecoast MFA program. Her work has been published internationally, most recently in the July 2015 issue of The Writer magazine.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My copy will be worn out . . . I have read it once and now with the children . . .\\n\\nReview: I was biting my nails on this one. I was not sure what Charlotte would choose family or characters. I was not sure which one I wanted her to choose. The characters were so rich, engaging, and hers/theirs. Her siblings were her blood, family, loved ones. Each set created a connection to Charlotte and throughout the read you find a reason to hold or to let-go of one or other. Charlottes connection to her family, well sibling was the stories she weaved and the way she shared them. This was not a read that you could just take lightly. If you have read Bronts works before you know that her characters were rich and complex, yet engaging and life altering.\\n\\nThere was an element of darkness, danger, conflict, sadness, pain, sorrow, and joy. They each had a place in this read and they each filled that void needed to propel the story further. This was a wonderful adventure. It captivated me and held me. I found the richness filling. I found this to be a wonderful adventure to take the youngest of minds on an adventure to be remembered. I enjoyed this read so much that I have started reading it again with my children. We take it one chapter every Wednesday evening after dinner. The children are so excited and anticipates whats to come next.\\n\\nI certainly recommend this read to anyone that loved to read young adult fantasy and adventure. It may be set in a time that most children know nothing about but it will still captivate them to explore their own minds and seek out the possibilities of it all.\",\n \"Product: Vicky Loebel began her professional life as a systems programmer for NASA and moved through successively more challenging careers before settling in as a writer of tightly-plotted, romantic fiction. She lives on the slopes of Mt. Lemmon, AZ with her sister, three dogs, a rotating assortment of children, and a husband who has the patience of a saint.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sweet story with some fun in between Ryan may have ...\\n\\nReview: Sweet story with some fun in between\\n\\nRyan may have meet someone that can just take him on and then some. Returning home for Ellie was not exactly what she was expecting. She gets home to only find nothing. Everything she loved had changed and some changes were bigger than others. She also finds her childhood crush located in the one place he should not have been. This was more fun and some excitement that was not contained in the first of the series. I still enjoyed it all. I loved watching Ellie and Ryan become more and the antics that was thrust upon them at various stages. Grandma, Frank, and even Ryan's dad and uncles play a part that makes it all worth it. This was a sweet clean romance that gave a story complementary to the first of the series.\\n\\nNarration was complementary to the story. I could tell male and female apart, even a foreign speaking person was clear and understandable. Accents were clear and comparable to the background given. There was clarity. Enjoyable read from Emily.\",\n \"Product: Liana LeFey delights in crafting incendiary tales that capture the heart and the imagination, taking the reader out of the now and into another world. Liana lives in Central Texas with her dashing husband/hero, their beautiful daughter, and one spoiled rotten feline overlord. Shes been devouring romances since she was fourteen and is now thrilled to be writing them for fellow enthusiasts. http://lianalefey.com/\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Romance beautiful and sweet . . .\\n\\nReview: The love they had for each other was unmistakable. The approach to allowing that love to blossom was a bit trickier. Sorin and Eleanor had spent much time together years before. Once he left things changed. The form of connection was letters back and forth. This allowed for a deeper connection between them. With neither seeming to understand the depth of feeling the other had. This was a romance that was built over time, distance, remembrance, and reconnection. The time apart only allowed for the love to become stronger and deeper. I watched as Eleanor worked to make the man she knew she loved to see how she had grown while he was away. There were roadblocks. There were challenging characters along the way. But in the end it was a romance that was beautiful and sweet.\",\n \"Product: Amy is a Canadian urban fantasy and horror author. Her work revolves around monsters, magic, mythology, and mayhem. She started writing in her early teens, and never stopped. She loves building unique worlds filled with fun characters and intense action. She is the recipient of April Moon Books Editor Award for author voice, world-building and general bad-assery, and the One Book Two Standout Award in 2015 for her Cursed trilogy. She has been featured on various author blogs and publishing websites, and is an active member of the Writing GIAM and Weekend Writing Warrior communities. When she isn't writing, she's reading, watching movies, taking photos, gaming, and struggling with chocoholism and ice cream addiction.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: More drama, more action, more deceit, more betrayals, more secrets . . . more\\n\\nReview: Claires quest continues and it has grown and have become even more clouded with secrets, betrayals, sacrifices and a possible triangle that could change more than what should be changed. Here we are back at the fight to make a wrong right again or at least make it better. Young Claire has her hands full with all that must be done to put the world back on a path cleared for the human race.\\n\\nI found more drama, more action, more deceit, more betrayals, more secrets, just more. I was pulled in and wanting to know what was next. I turned each page excited to find what was held within.\\n\\nClaire continues to move forward in life and make the decisions that need to be made to move them on to the next big step. Along the way she has to contend with her sister and a promise to her mother. There are outside forces working against her and her rag-tag group of misfits.\\n\\nThis time around I focused in on all the secondary character that were there before and newly introduced. I found more to be held captive by. Claire was most certainly a strong-willed, abled body female. She did what it took to do what needed to be done. I am looking forward to where things go to next and how the overall plot connects, grow, and conclude.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":23,"string":"23"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1356,"string":"1,356"}}},{"rowIdx":1357,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1ZEOVGC3CDE0C"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Mary and her young brother Peter are the only survivors of an aircrash in the middle of the Australian desert. Facing death from exhaustion and starvation, they meet an aboriginal boy who helps them to survive, and guides them along their long journey. But a terrible misunderstanding results in a tragedy that neither Mary nor Peter will ever forget...\". The summary of the review text is \"Lost in the desert\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Mary and Peter are two U.S. school children on their way to visit their uncle in Adelaide, Australia. Mary is fourteen and Peter is nine. While flying over Central Australia their plane crashes and the children are the only survivors. How are two modern children to survive in the Sturt Desert? Soon Mary and Peter meet a thirteen year old, native, Aboriginal boy. He seems to be their savior but Mary cannot bring herself to trust him and modern civilization is a very long way off.\n\nThis book raises important questions about the supposed superiority of Western civilization over 'native' cultures, and the supposed inferiority of 'colored' people. It also illustrates the terrible misunderstandings that can result when people of different cultures meet.\n\nThis book was published in 1959 and it is important to realize that Australia has changed a great deal since then. Non-English speaking Aboriginals who have never had contact with white people are definitely a thing of the past, and were very rare even in 1959. Beyond the fact of a plane crash the author has not given any indication of the time in which the story is set."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Mary and Peter are two U.S. school children on their way to visit their uncle in Adelaide, Australia. Mary is fourteen and Peter is nine. While flying over Central Australia their plane crashes and the children are the only survivors. How are two modern children to survive in the Sturt Desert? Soon Mary and Peter meet a thirteen year old, native, Aboriginal boy. He seems to be their savior but Mary cannot bring herself to trust him and modern civilization is a very long way off.\n\nThis book raises important questions about the supposed superiority of Western civilization over 'native' cultures, and the supposed inferiority of 'colored' people. It also illustrates the terrible misunderstandings that can result when people of different cultures meet.\n\nThis book was published in 1959 and it is important to realize that Australia has changed a great deal since then. Non-English speaking Aboriginals who have never had contact with white people are definitely a thing of the past, and were very rare even in 1959. Beyond the fact of a plane crash the author has not given any indication of the time in which the story is set."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: A classic collection of stories -- all told on the skin of a man -- from the author of Fahrenheit 451. If El Greco had painted miniatures in his prime, no bigger than your hand, infinitely detailed, with his sulphurous colour and exquisite human anatomy, perhaps he might have used this man's body for his art! Yet the Illustrated Man has tried to burn the illustrations off. He's tried sandpaper, acid, and a knife. Because, as the sun sets, the pictures glow like charcoals, like scattered gems. They quiver and come to life. Tiny pink hands gesture, tiny mouths flicker as the figures enact their stories -- voices rise, small and muted, predicting the future. Here are sixteen tales: sixteen illustrations! the seventeenth is your own future told on the skin of the Illustrated Man.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Classic sci-fi stories, masterfully told.\n\nReview: Get ready for a fine tour of Ray Bradbury's short stories. This is his fourth book, first published in 1951. It contains many classic stories, some of which are reprinted in other books.\n\nA traveller walks till the end of the day. He stops and makes camp. Another traveller walks over the hill and meets the first man. The newcomer is the Illustrated Man. His whole body is tattooed, but these are no ordinary illustrations: they magically move: they tell real stories: they predict the future. Read on as each illustration reveals its secret.\n\nThis is early science fiction, so be ready to give these stories a little slack. The mode of travel is rocket: not warp drive or some more modern notion. The atmosphere of Venus is habitable: not abrasively inhospitable as we now know it to be. But if you can accept these limitations and use your imagination to enter into the world Bradbury has created, accepting his rules, you will really enjoy this book.\n\nBradbury has a real flair for prose, and some of the passages are beautifully crafted. What is more, these are truly imaginative stories that capture something of what it is to be human, and that say something about life (even our ordinary life here on mundane twenty first century earth).\n\nThe overall mood of this book is dark, with come stories quite grime (such as 'The Veldt', 'The City' and 'Zero Hour'). 'The Concrete Mixer' is sourly, satirically humorous. Some of the stories, such as 'The Man' and \"The Fire Balloons', have religious content, but they are not preachy. Rather than trying to 'save our souls', Bradbury is more interested in getting the reader to think outside the circle. The subjects range over new technology, space travel, life on other planets, alien invasions, time travel, apocalyptic ends and more. You will not be bored or feel that the book is repetitive.\n\nThe book was made into a film of the same name in 1969. That film adapted three of the stories in this book: 'The Veldt', 'The Long Rain', and 'The Last Night of the World'.\n\nThis book really was a delight to read, and I am happy to award it 5 stars.","Product: James Herbert is one of the most influential and widely imitated authors of our time. His previous novels are `The Rats', `The Fog', `The Survivor', `Fluke', `The Spear', `Lair', `The Dark', `The Jonah', `Shrine', `Moon', `Domain', `The Magic Cottage', `Sepulchre', `Haunted', `Creed', `Portent' and `The Ghosts of Sleath'.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Black Shirts and Anarchy\n\nReview: What if, in 1948 in the final phase of World War 2, a biological weapon was released? After all such `wonder weapons' were really in development buy both Britain and Germany. And what if, as a result, virtually all of the population of Britain were killed in one catastrophic day? Only a few, the partially immune, survive for a while and even fewer, the naturally immune, live on untouched (at least by disease). What would life then be like in 1948? Thus the novel's title.\n\nAs you can see, this is an alternate history, and so technically is science fiction. James Herbert usually writes horror, but this effort is definitely not second rate as a result. Herbert is \"Britain's No. 1 best-selling writer of chiller fiction, a position he has held since the publication of his first novel.\" (<'48>, p. 1) Herbert's novels \"have sold over forty-two million copies.\" (Wikipedia)\n\nHoke, the main character and first-person-narrator, is a US pilot who joined the British air force before his country joined the war. He is a hard-boiled character who is embittered by his experiences before and after the war. The novel itself is thus also hard boiled and the reader is propelled headlong through it accompanying Hoke in a series of chases and fights. Herbert reveals himself to be a master of tension with cliff-hanger chapter ending and surprise plot twists. There is one steamy sex scene, though it would only offend the most conservative of readers.\n\nA novel could hardly be written about 1948 without Fascism being mentioned, and indeed it is furnished with a band of British Nazis to serve as foe. The novel is most `pat' on this issue, but then Hitler really did make those, now comic, speeches complete with huge rhetorical gestures and frenzied, shouted deliveries. Considerable depth is given to the contemplation of this topic by the inclusion of the character of Wilhelm Stern. Stern was involved in the war, but he at least <seems> to be a decent person. Hoke's reaction to Stern is driven by a wild kind of hatred. Hoke sees Stern through the eyes of propaganda. Childishly, he cannot even stand the German's pronunciation of v for w (as in Vilhelm).\n\nClass is another theme covered by the novel. Hoke and Cissie, another British survivor, are both lower class, but Hoke admires the British upper class' \"stiff upper lip\". At one point the survivors wonder what happened to the Royal Family. But isn't this sort of thing as much a result of propaganda and stereotype as `evil Germans'? Herbert certainly digs deeper than this.\n\nThe theme of madness is also developed in some depth. Can anyone survive disaster virtually untouched mentally? Is post-traumatic stress disorder in fact a sane reaction? Doesn't paranoid caution have survival value? As we have seen from his reaction to Stern, Hoke is touched by a kind of madness.\n\nDespite the `pat' appearance of the hard boiled style Herbert has constructed his characters with some depth. Hoke is very interesting. As we have hinted his judgements should not all necessarily be trusted. This ambiguity makes the reader think rather than the author doing all the thinking for him. Muriel, an upper class survivor, is the stereotyped weeping floosy, clinging to the neck of the capable hero, but we should remember that in the era virtually no women worked and at least some were a product of social pressure which told them that they were exactly that: weak and in need of a man. Cissie is much more a determined woman: feisty and willing to stand up to Hoke. Modern female readers will like this character.\n\nThis novel gets a rare 5 stars from me because it is both exciting and thematically rich. The characterization is excellent and the style is intriguing and emotionally engaging. Herbert manages to be both `popular' and deep: no easy feat. There is something in here for many different types of people: even the history enthusiast. <`48> is well worth the price.","Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\n\nReview: This is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\n\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\n\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\n\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\n\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.","Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\n\nReview: This is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\n\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\n\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\n\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\n\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.","Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\n\nReview: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\n\nThis is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\n\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\n\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\n\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\n\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.","Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\n\nReview: This is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\n\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\n\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\n\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\n\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.","Product: The wind came from nowhere...a super hurricane that blasted round the globe at hundreds of miles per hour burying whole communities beneath piles of rubble, destroying all organized life and driving those it did not kill to seek safety in tunnels and sewers-where they turned against each other in their desperate struggle to survive.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Changing the Earth beyond recognition\n\nReview: It came from nowhere and had no cause that the scientists could put their finger on. It could have been unusual solar winds some researchers suggested, but really they were only guessing. It began as a stiff breeze, then increasing at a steady five miles an hour a day. It became a storm, then a hurricane, then a ground-stripping fury of titanic, unearthly proportions that threatened to wipe man off the planet. Traveling from East to West it circled the globe, strongest near the equator, weakest at the poles. It resembled those mighty gas flows that hurtle around Saturn. It threatened to completely alter the planet beyond recognition. Amid this natural fury Donald Maitland (doctor), Andrew Symington (radio expert), Steven Lanyon (submarine commander), Patricia Olsen (NBC reporter), Simon Marshall (TV expert) and Deborah Mason (secretary) will all increasingly struggle for survival as the storm grows. Their paths will cross and intermingle. Some will survive, but not all. What is to be the fate of these characters, and indeed of human kind?\n\nThis is J. G. Ballard's first novel and it is a fine effort, certainly worth reading. Many will remember this writer as the author of the memorable, social-realist novel <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Empire-of-the-Sun/dp/0743265238/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Empire of the Sun</a>, but Ballard began his career writing science-fiction short-stories for British magazines like <New Worlds>. Some indeed consider his best work to be the early sci-fi short stories. Knngsley Amis tipped Ballard as \"the most imaginative of Wells's successors\" and he indeed went on to write a number of memorable sci-fi novels, including <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Drowned-World/dp/1857988833/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Drowned World</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Crystal-World/dp/0374520968/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Crystal World</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Crash-A-Novel/dp/0312420331/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Crash: A Novel</a>.\n\nBy writing a number of interconnected plots Ballard manages to make this book interesting, exciting and yet realistic. We do not feel that an unbelievable number of catastrophes, and slim escapes, happen to any one person. We are rather given the impression of a disaster on a grand scale that affects the lives of many people in various different ways.\n\nDespite there being so many characters most people are described well and have an individuality, though it should be pointed out that some are the more important than others and are more clearly defined.\n\nLike most science-fiction stories this book requires a certain \"willing suspension of disbelief\" and I do not recommend it to you if you prefer 'real life' stories, but if you have imagination and a free-ranging mind you will enjoy this novel.","Product: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Ava Drake grew up in the heart of the rural Midwest but beat a hasty retreat to the big city and bright lights as fast as humanly possible. Armed with a pilot's license, fluency in several languages, a large dose of daring, and her dashing good looks, she took off to travel the world. She flew everything from single-seat private airplanes to supersonic jets and the western world's largest airplane, the mighty C-5 Galaxy. In her adventures, she visited forty-two countries on five continents, was detained by the KGB and East German secret police, got shot at, flew in the first Gulf War, met her shockingly handsome husband, and amassed a lifetime's worth of war stories. Along the way, she engaged in a little light espionage and met more than her share of dark, dangerous, and good-looking men. Travel weary at last, she came home and settled down to the business of writing stories of romance and adventure, which may or may not be autobiographical. Winner of a Golden Heart and Holt Medallion for writing, Ava is a five-time finalist and two-time winner of the prestigious RITA Award for Romance Fiction. She's also a two-time winner of RT Book Review's Best Harlequin Romantic Suspense Novel of the Year, and is a Romantic Times Lifetime Career Achievement nominee.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A man's man with a gay slant\n\nReview: Ex-military, turned high-class security guard, Stone Jackson has had his fair share of prima-dona clients, but Senator Jack Lacey of the state of Texas takes the cakes. Lacey is definitely number one for lack of co-operation. Stone soon discovers that Christian Chatsworth-Brandeis, Lacey's number one aid, shares a similarly low opinion of the Senator. Stone and Christian soon find themselves attracted, but romance is definitely off limits while both work for the Senator. Can this romance go anywhere, and even more, can Stone carry out his job to protect the Senator?\n\nGet ready for an action packed adventure, full of intrigue and uncertainties. The novel opens with a high powered chapter describing Stone and Christian's first encounter, and continues on, thrusting the reader into circumstance after circumstance as the highly entertaining plot continues. The book is part mystery, part romance, part thriller, and part action adventure. As you can see, there is something in it for many people of varying tastes. Ava Drake is a talented, award-winning novelist, and she does not let her readers down with this instalment. The writing is smooth and tight, and the characterisation is interesting. Sometimes Drake writes from Stone's point of view, and sometimes from Christian's. We see into the lives and minds of both men.\n\nStone is definitely an alpha male, and his high risk life has led him to put a hold on his emotions. He is outwardly gruff, but inwardly looking for love. He is certainly a hero. He is probably the man many men would want to be. But his relationship with Christian will take him into new regions of self-development that he thought were solely for others. Stone is a gay man without anything like the effeminate characteristics which many imagine accompanies this orientation. Christian is a committed sportsmen as well as a successful political attaché. Many men would like to see themselves in his role. The reader likes both Stone and Christian, and hopes for the best for them. Both men must learn to keep their masculinity, while giving of themselves to another.\n\nThis is not really a theme based novel, but nonetheless Drake asks what is success, and what does it take to get it? What are we willing to sacrifice to make it in the world? What do we have to give up to be a winner, if anything? These are particularly important questions for men, whatever their sexual orientation. So often feelings and relationships are sacrificed for success. Even heterosexual married men give these things up, believing they are doing the best thing for their family, only to find that everyone suffers.\n\nI certainly enjoyed reading this novel. It was good to read a fun adventure that also said something about people, relationships, and life. I am happy to award this novel five stars."],"string":"[\n \"Product: A classic collection of stories -- all told on the skin of a man -- from the author of Fahrenheit 451. If El Greco had painted miniatures in his prime, no bigger than your hand, infinitely detailed, with his sulphurous colour and exquisite human anatomy, perhaps he might have used this man's body for his art! Yet the Illustrated Man has tried to burn the illustrations off. He's tried sandpaper, acid, and a knife. Because, as the sun sets, the pictures glow like charcoals, like scattered gems. They quiver and come to life. Tiny pink hands gesture, tiny mouths flicker as the figures enact their stories -- voices rise, small and muted, predicting the future. Here are sixteen tales: sixteen illustrations! the seventeenth is your own future told on the skin of the Illustrated Man.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Classic sci-fi stories, masterfully told.\\n\\nReview: Get ready for a fine tour of Ray Bradbury's short stories. This is his fourth book, first published in 1951. It contains many classic stories, some of which are reprinted in other books.\\n\\nA traveller walks till the end of the day. He stops and makes camp. Another traveller walks over the hill and meets the first man. The newcomer is the Illustrated Man. His whole body is tattooed, but these are no ordinary illustrations: they magically move: they tell real stories: they predict the future. Read on as each illustration reveals its secret.\\n\\nThis is early science fiction, so be ready to give these stories a little slack. The mode of travel is rocket: not warp drive or some more modern notion. The atmosphere of Venus is habitable: not abrasively inhospitable as we now know it to be. But if you can accept these limitations and use your imagination to enter into the world Bradbury has created, accepting his rules, you will really enjoy this book.\\n\\nBradbury has a real flair for prose, and some of the passages are beautifully crafted. What is more, these are truly imaginative stories that capture something of what it is to be human, and that say something about life (even our ordinary life here on mundane twenty first century earth).\\n\\nThe overall mood of this book is dark, with come stories quite grime (such as 'The Veldt', 'The City' and 'Zero Hour'). 'The Concrete Mixer' is sourly, satirically humorous. Some of the stories, such as 'The Man' and \\\"The Fire Balloons', have religious content, but they are not preachy. Rather than trying to 'save our souls', Bradbury is more interested in getting the reader to think outside the circle. The subjects range over new technology, space travel, life on other planets, alien invasions, time travel, apocalyptic ends and more. You will not be bored or feel that the book is repetitive.\\n\\nThe book was made into a film of the same name in 1969. That film adapted three of the stories in this book: 'The Veldt', 'The Long Rain', and 'The Last Night of the World'.\\n\\nThis book really was a delight to read, and I am happy to award it 5 stars.\",\n \"Product: James Herbert is one of the most influential and widely imitated authors of our time. His previous novels are `The Rats', `The Fog', `The Survivor', `Fluke', `The Spear', `Lair', `The Dark', `The Jonah', `Shrine', `Moon', `Domain', `The Magic Cottage', `Sepulchre', `Haunted', `Creed', `Portent' and `The Ghosts of Sleath'.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Black Shirts and Anarchy\\n\\nReview: What if, in 1948 in the final phase of World War 2, a biological weapon was released? After all such `wonder weapons' were really in development buy both Britain and Germany. And what if, as a result, virtually all of the population of Britain were killed in one catastrophic day? Only a few, the partially immune, survive for a while and even fewer, the naturally immune, live on untouched (at least by disease). What would life then be like in 1948? Thus the novel's title.\\n\\nAs you can see, this is an alternate history, and so technically is science fiction. James Herbert usually writes horror, but this effort is definitely not second rate as a result. Herbert is \\\"Britain's No. 1 best-selling writer of chiller fiction, a position he has held since the publication of his first novel.\\\" (<'48>, p. 1) Herbert's novels \\\"have sold over forty-two million copies.\\\" (Wikipedia)\\n\\nHoke, the main character and first-person-narrator, is a US pilot who joined the British air force before his country joined the war. He is a hard-boiled character who is embittered by his experiences before and after the war. The novel itself is thus also hard boiled and the reader is propelled headlong through it accompanying Hoke in a series of chases and fights. Herbert reveals himself to be a master of tension with cliff-hanger chapter ending and surprise plot twists. There is one steamy sex scene, though it would only offend the most conservative of readers.\\n\\nA novel could hardly be written about 1948 without Fascism being mentioned, and indeed it is furnished with a band of British Nazis to serve as foe. The novel is most `pat' on this issue, but then Hitler really did make those, now comic, speeches complete with huge rhetorical gestures and frenzied, shouted deliveries. Considerable depth is given to the contemplation of this topic by the inclusion of the character of Wilhelm Stern. Stern was involved in the war, but he at least <seems> to be a decent person. Hoke's reaction to Stern is driven by a wild kind of hatred. Hoke sees Stern through the eyes of propaganda. Childishly, he cannot even stand the German's pronunciation of v for w (as in Vilhelm).\\n\\nClass is another theme covered by the novel. Hoke and Cissie, another British survivor, are both lower class, but Hoke admires the British upper class' \\\"stiff upper lip\\\". At one point the survivors wonder what happened to the Royal Family. But isn't this sort of thing as much a result of propaganda and stereotype as `evil Germans'? Herbert certainly digs deeper than this.\\n\\nThe theme of madness is also developed in some depth. Can anyone survive disaster virtually untouched mentally? Is post-traumatic stress disorder in fact a sane reaction? Doesn't paranoid caution have survival value? As we have seen from his reaction to Stern, Hoke is touched by a kind of madness.\\n\\nDespite the `pat' appearance of the hard boiled style Herbert has constructed his characters with some depth. Hoke is very interesting. As we have hinted his judgements should not all necessarily be trusted. This ambiguity makes the reader think rather than the author doing all the thinking for him. Muriel, an upper class survivor, is the stereotyped weeping floosy, clinging to the neck of the capable hero, but we should remember that in the era virtually no women worked and at least some were a product of social pressure which told them that they were exactly that: weak and in need of a man. Cissie is much more a determined woman: feisty and willing to stand up to Hoke. Modern female readers will like this character.\\n\\nThis novel gets a rare 5 stars from me because it is both exciting and thematically rich. The characterization is excellent and the style is intriguing and emotionally engaging. Herbert manages to be both `popular' and deep: no easy feat. There is something in here for many different types of people: even the history enthusiast. <`48> is well worth the price.\",\n \"Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\\n\\nReview: This is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\\n\\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\\n\\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\\n\\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\\n\\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.\",\n \"Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\\n\\nReview: This is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\\n\\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\\n\\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\\n\\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\\n\\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.\",\n \"Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\\n\\nReview: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\\n\\nThis is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\\n\\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\\n\\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\\n\\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\\n\\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.\",\n \"Product: Sense and Nonsense in Psychology (Pelican)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Social Psychology In A Nutshell\\n\\nReview: This is Eysenck's first book for the common reader. It is an old classic but still useful for the first year psychology student. The book describes the pits into which psychology can and has fallen, and the remedies that can be applied. A strong dependence on statistics and the experimental method is emphasized as essential to good psychology.\\n\\nThe book is divided into four sections: Intelligence Testing, Vocational Psychology, Abnormal Behaviour, and, Social Attitudes. Can an intelligence test administered to an eight year old predict adult performance? Is interviewing a good way of selecting the best applicant for a job? Is there such a thing as 'normal' behaviour? Can surveys such as the Gallup poll be of assistance to psychologists? Eysenck answers these and other questions admirably.\\n\\nOne classic study is worth mentioning in more detail. Statisticians found that both psychoanalysis and electro-convulsive-therapy cured about one third of neurotic patients. These figures suggest moderate success for both treatments. An examination of patients who received no treatment at all, however, revealed a spontaneous recovery rate of about one third. So would you consider a series of ECT advisable? Interestingly that treatment is still used in some hospitals today.\\n\\nEysenck's study of Anti-Semitism and the Fascist mind remains very relevant. This is particularly so in the light of the new Christian and Islamic fundamentalisms in the West and the East.\\n\\nA book not to be missed by anyone interested in psychology.\",\n \"Product: The wind came from nowhere...a super hurricane that blasted round the globe at hundreds of miles per hour burying whole communities beneath piles of rubble, destroying all organized life and driving those it did not kill to seek safety in tunnels and sewers-where they turned against each other in their desperate struggle to survive.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Changing the Earth beyond recognition\\n\\nReview: It came from nowhere and had no cause that the scientists could put their finger on. It could have been unusual solar winds some researchers suggested, but really they were only guessing. It began as a stiff breeze, then increasing at a steady five miles an hour a day. It became a storm, then a hurricane, then a ground-stripping fury of titanic, unearthly proportions that threatened to wipe man off the planet. Traveling from East to West it circled the globe, strongest near the equator, weakest at the poles. It resembled those mighty gas flows that hurtle around Saturn. It threatened to completely alter the planet beyond recognition. Amid this natural fury Donald Maitland (doctor), Andrew Symington (radio expert), Steven Lanyon (submarine commander), Patricia Olsen (NBC reporter), Simon Marshall (TV expert) and Deborah Mason (secretary) will all increasingly struggle for survival as the storm grows. Their paths will cross and intermingle. Some will survive, but not all. What is to be the fate of these characters, and indeed of human kind?\\n\\nThis is J. G. Ballard's first novel and it is a fine effort, certainly worth reading. Many will remember this writer as the author of the memorable, social-realist novel <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Empire-of-the-Sun/dp/0743265238/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Empire of the Sun</a>, but Ballard began his career writing science-fiction short-stories for British magazines like <New Worlds>. Some indeed consider his best work to be the early sci-fi short stories. Knngsley Amis tipped Ballard as \\\"the most imaginative of Wells's successors\\\" and he indeed went on to write a number of memorable sci-fi novels, including <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Drowned-World/dp/1857988833/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Drowned World</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Crystal-World/dp/0374520968/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Crystal World</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Crash-A-Novel/dp/0312420331/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Crash: A Novel</a>.\\n\\nBy writing a number of interconnected plots Ballard manages to make this book interesting, exciting and yet realistic. We do not feel that an unbelievable number of catastrophes, and slim escapes, happen to any one person. We are rather given the impression of a disaster on a grand scale that affects the lives of many people in various different ways.\\n\\nDespite there being so many characters most people are described well and have an individuality, though it should be pointed out that some are the more important than others and are more clearly defined.\\n\\nLike most science-fiction stories this book requires a certain \\\"willing suspension of disbelief\\\" and I do not recommend it to you if you prefer 'real life' stories, but if you have imagination and a free-ranging mind you will enjoy this novel.\",\n \"Product: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Ava Drake grew up in the heart of the rural Midwest but beat a hasty retreat to the big city and bright lights as fast as humanly possible. Armed with a pilot's license, fluency in several languages, a large dose of daring, and her dashing good looks, she took off to travel the world. She flew everything from single-seat private airplanes to supersonic jets and the western world's largest airplane, the mighty C-5 Galaxy. In her adventures, she visited forty-two countries on five continents, was detained by the KGB and East German secret police, got shot at, flew in the first Gulf War, met her shockingly handsome husband, and amassed a lifetime's worth of war stories. Along the way, she engaged in a little light espionage and met more than her share of dark, dangerous, and good-looking men. Travel weary at last, she came home and settled down to the business of writing stories of romance and adventure, which may or may not be autobiographical. Winner of a Golden Heart and Holt Medallion for writing, Ava is a five-time finalist and two-time winner of the prestigious RITA Award for Romance Fiction. She's also a two-time winner of RT Book Review's Best Harlequin Romantic Suspense Novel of the Year, and is a Romantic Times Lifetime Career Achievement nominee.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A man's man with a gay slant\\n\\nReview: Ex-military, turned high-class security guard, Stone Jackson has had his fair share of prima-dona clients, but Senator Jack Lacey of the state of Texas takes the cakes. Lacey is definitely number one for lack of co-operation. Stone soon discovers that Christian Chatsworth-Brandeis, Lacey's number one aid, shares a similarly low opinion of the Senator. Stone and Christian soon find themselves attracted, but romance is definitely off limits while both work for the Senator. Can this romance go anywhere, and even more, can Stone carry out his job to protect the Senator?\\n\\nGet ready for an action packed adventure, full of intrigue and uncertainties. The novel opens with a high powered chapter describing Stone and Christian's first encounter, and continues on, thrusting the reader into circumstance after circumstance as the highly entertaining plot continues. The book is part mystery, part romance, part thriller, and part action adventure. As you can see, there is something in it for many people of varying tastes. Ava Drake is a talented, award-winning novelist, and she does not let her readers down with this instalment. The writing is smooth and tight, and the characterisation is interesting. Sometimes Drake writes from Stone's point of view, and sometimes from Christian's. We see into the lives and minds of both men.\\n\\nStone is definitely an alpha male, and his high risk life has led him to put a hold on his emotions. He is outwardly gruff, but inwardly looking for love. He is certainly a hero. He is probably the man many men would want to be. But his relationship with Christian will take him into new regions of self-development that he thought were solely for others. Stone is a gay man without anything like the effeminate characteristics which many imagine accompanies this orientation. Christian is a committed sportsmen as well as a successful political attaché. Many men would like to see themselves in his role. The reader likes both Stone and Christian, and hopes for the best for them. Both men must learn to keep their masculinity, while giving of themselves to another.\\n\\nThis is not really a theme based novel, but nonetheless Drake asks what is success, and what does it take to get it? What are we willing to sacrifice to make it in the world? What do we have to give up to be a winner, if anything? These are particularly important questions for men, whatever their sexual orientation. So often feelings and relationships are sacrificed for success. Even heterosexual married men give these things up, believing they are doing the best thing for their family, only to find that everyone suffers.\\n\\nI certainly enjoyed reading this novel. It was good to read a fun adventure that also said something about people, relationships, and life. I am happy to award this novel five stars.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":8,"string":"8"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1357,"string":"1,357"}}},{"rowIdx":1358,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A4902TQB4NGRJ"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"1.0\" for a product with description \"Never pull the wrong plug again by labeling them with Kableflags Cord Organizers. Available in a variety of customized packs, these wire organizers will prevent electronic mishaps throughout the home and office. Each Kableflags pack includes ten flags made of durable rubber that wrap securely around the cord. The wire labels have a white background and black print, making them easy to read in dark places such as under a desk or behind the television.\". The summary of the review text is \"Why is it so hard to find a decent cord label product?\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Such a simple task... Why are these so dumb, from conception, to material, to usage, to reuse.\n\nThick rubber with a hole in it is not the proper material for this product. It's overkill. The material is much too thick/durable.\nThreading a label through its own hole is harder than you'd expect.\nThe rubber can't curl tight enough to grip and stay at the plug end of the cord. So they migrate up the cord. It takes a permanent marker to write on them. After a week, the ink soaks into the rubber itself leaving an ugly, untidy, smeared word.\nThat permanent ink will not come off when you reuse the tag somewhere else.\nOn top of all that, they add more clumsy looking clutter near your already messy pc ports.\n\nThey're just an ugly solution for something that could be simple and elegant. Just buy a Dymo labelmaker."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Such a simple task... Why are these so dumb, from conception, to material, to usage, to reuse.\n\nThick rubber with a hole in it is not the proper material for this product. It's overkill. The material is much too thick/durable.\nThreading a label through its own hole is harder than you'd expect.\nThe rubber can't curl tight enough to grip and stay at the plug end of the cord. So they migrate up the cord. It takes a permanent marker to write on them. After a week, the ink soaks into the rubber itself leaving an ugly, untidy, smeared word.\nThat permanent ink will not come off when you reuse the tag somewhere else.\nOn top of all that, they add more clumsy looking clutter near your already messy pc ports.\n\nThey're just an ugly solution for something that could be simple and elegant. Just buy a Dymo labelmaker."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Life is easier when everything has its place. Organize your home damage-free with Command Utility Hooks. Command Hooks let you hang what you want, where you want, without the hassle of tools and nails. Command Strips hold strongly on a variety of smooth, finished surfaces, and these adhesive hooks remove cleanly with no sticky residue or damage left behind. Now you can organize your home or office just the way you want with Command Utility Hooks.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Great adhesive, but the hooks are sooooooo ugly.\n\nReview: You know, I swear by the 3M command adhesive line of sticky tabs. It's a great product.\n\nBut the hooks are just hideous, clunky and ungainly ...so unstylish. They look like something you'd find yellowing on the wall of your grandfather's garage in 1975. The form is old-school and ugly; a different design era - and not in the good way These are hooks you'd put some place that you can close the door on (a cabinet), so you don't have to look at them.\n\nCome on 3M, this is the age of the iPod, not the 8-track. You'd sell so many more of these if they weren't so naff. Hire a product designer from the modern era and revamp this line.","Product: Sold as one unit. (1 unit = each.) 1550 watts of performance. 30 minute cleaning time. Cleans, deodorizes and sanitizes without harsh chemicals. Compact and portable. Includes patented double sided steam. Accessories include: floor brush, deluxe squeegee, 2 tubes, deluxe hose with concentrator nozzle, shoulder strap, nylon detail brush- double sided, machine washable floor attachment. Boxed. Manufacturer number: S3325. SKU #: 1307628. Country of origin: China. Distributed by Euro-Pro Corporation.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Shark Clothes Steamer (stupid product)\n\nReview: I bought the Shark clothes steamer, which is not on the site but is very similar to this. I wondered why they made the thing shaped like a vacuum with big trailing wheels, as if you're going to run around the house steaming clothes. Now I understand, Conair couldn't be bothered to redesign the product for a different use. It is full of stupid features. The brush is impotent - you apply it to hanging fabric that instantly moves out of the way and doesn't stay flat. So your second hand must be brought into play; steam burns result. Why isn't this brush double sided so it clamps onto the fabric? The speed at which wrinkles dissappear is slooooooooooow. You will squander any money you saved, by becoming a part-time laundromat worker patiently waiting for this product to do its work. The slippery backlit on/off button is molded seamlessly into the teardrop shaped device, so you cannot turn it on/off with the tap of a foot, even though the button (by necessity) is three inches off the floor. Lastly a giant pole sticking up from the floor does incredibly little to address any need - Do people with wrinkled clothes not have a closet rod, or a door they can hang their clothes off, while they work onthem? This is a rotten, lazily concevied product.\n\nThe Shark Steamer is a seriously goofy contraption pretending to be a well-designed appliance; certainly not a time-saver.","Product: Rowenta GS4010 Pro Compact Garment Steamer\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Great product (Review ammended - NOT great)\n\nReview: (T - This product rapidly degenreated into a gurgling, sputtering demon emitting desperately intermittant steam. YOu can't steam a single garment in less than 45 minutes.)\n\nMy instant reaction to the Rowenta steamer, was... FINALLY! Someone knows how to produce a product that is good-looking, that considers secondary aspects of the products use, and that is reasonably priced. Compare this to the serious dud Conair offers, which is really their bathroom steamer repackaged for use with clothes.\n\nI like this product very much. This is what the present should look like in terms of design, instead of some goofy, tear-drop shaped, wheeled clunker (Conair) whose use is absurd. It looks like Dieter Rams designed it. And as I said, thought was expended on how it is used; a very generous bag of accessories is supplied. It's a slick little unit.\n\nThe cloth-patterned hose is a nice surprise that cannot be cheap to make. Mine heats up in the 2-1/2 minutes it promised, and the hic-cups another user complained about, come from using hard water which the instructions explicitly advise againt. Perhaps mine will develop the problems others have noted, but as for now: Well Done! The thought was appreciated, Rowenta!","Product: Create a chef inspired meal using these Joseph Joseph Elevate tongs. This pair of tongs feature a green silicone head and grey nylon handle construction for long lasting durability. This essential kitchen tool is designed to improve hygiene and minimize kitchen messes. It has an innovative weighted handle which prevents the utensil's head from ever touching the work top surface. It is ergonomically designed to fit comfortably in your hand and the silicone head is heat resistant up to 520 degrees Fahrenheit, making it safe for all non-stick cookware. Easily lock or unlock these tongs by pressing the button in the handle. Dishwasher safe, these Joseph Joseph Elevate tongs are the perfect addition to any kitchen. 12\" L x 1-1/5\" W x 2-1/2 H\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Do not work on slippery food, due to half-conceived design\n\nReview: There's a reason we don't make forks out rubber. Who decided that the last inch of the food gripping end would be pliable? There is no structure under that green silicone.\n\nThe part of the job these designers neglected was to go into an actual kitchen and try lifting adouille susage, corn on the cob, meat balls, etc. to see if these work; and to try immobilizing any edible substance on a cutting board with the tongs, to cut it up with a second kitchen instrument. It cannot be done. Silicone is slippery. The designer didn't even include a texture to bite into the food.\n\nToo many designers think their work ends at 'pretty.' In any battle between a piece of slippery food and these tongs... these tongs lose.","Product: Organizing your kitchen just got easier. Featuring lids that snap together and snap to the bottom of the container it fits, this food storage system ensures that the right lid is always at your fingertips. Graduated sized containers nest to take up less room in your cupboard, and its square shape takes up less room in your refrigerator.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: nice set, ugly color\n\nReview: I got a set of these for 1/3rd of this price at my store. The set is nicer than other brands, because a number of features were thought through. They stack well.\nThey snap to their own lids, while waiting to be deployed.\n\nExtra points for:\nRectangular... yes! Round containers waste scads of space in your fridge. Unfortunately... the almost-round lip on each container effectively makes these round, so they can't use space in your fridge efficiently. I don't buy round containers. IMO, the lip is vestigial, and needs to go. There's a reason you've never seen a house built with oval-shaped bricks.\nThe lids are clever in a second way. The three largest containers use the same lid size. Very smart. Likewise for the two middle-sized bins.\nEasily-read volume + units on the bottom of each in two systems (imperial, metric). Very useful.\n\nBut...\nPlease stop making things in red. Red might get you noticed in the store (or not, since everything now comes in red) but red is exhausted in all of our kitchens.\nRed is out.\nRed in 1985.\nRed is tired.\nPlease give red 20 years off.\n\nI would expect these bins to crack when an impact occurs at 1) the round lip (already mentioned above), or 2) the thin rim around the bottom. We shall see.","Product: Purple silicone keyboard, made by Yahoo, not NEEWER.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Do NOT buy this\n\nReview: This idea is not fundamentally bad, but the execution is terrible. The only way this could have worked was if they found a way to limit the rocking motion of each key, so that it only moved up and down; no wiggling, no side to side tipping etc.. Unfortunately the designers thought their job was something else. Each time you touch a key, it rolls around an orbit underneath it, usually just tipping over and making no contact. Accuracy is shot to pieces. Failing that small standard, your fingers now must pick up the slack, and move only in perfect up and down motion with absolute precision. This is height of design incompetence.\n\nOne reviewer below says he rolls his up. This is not feasible. When you roll the keyboard, the silicone is distressed and unfurls like a wavy flag. Now your fingers have to compensate for both the poor typing mechanism and the extra pressure some buttons need for the bottom to hit the firmness of your desk. Good luck with that.\n\nWe haven't been pounding keyboards for a hundred years because of the kewl way they feel on our fingers. Each push is work. Prepare to do a lot of useless pushing, and get nothing done.\n\nI could really use a silent keyboard. I'd like to hear my thoughts when I type not the keyboard. This isn't it. 20 letters into this review I gave up on this piece of garbage and used my old noisy keyboard. This should only be sold in museum gift stores so wealthy, hip aunts have some slick-looking junk to send their nephews, which will never be used.","Product: Comes in Plastic Sleeve\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Same Material - Much more impressive recording\n\nReview: God this is a great album. Nanci Griffith is a national treasure.\n\nEmerging on the wobbly legs of a foal in the late 70s, with anonymous production from people who didn't understand how to package her mousy persona, what MCA sold us was a cutesy, virginal, perky gal. This is not where Nanci's presence is now. If I play one of the early MCA CDs for someone, I know the first question will be \"Are you sure this is the right speed?\" because she has a high, nasal delivery. Griffith hung in there and has become a deeply affecting & personal singer-songwriter. Without changing terribly much about her voice, and singing the same songs at her live shows, and on this cd, Griffith has transformed both herself and the material. A tribute to taking your licks and developing your delivery/voice at live shows.\n\nUsually live versions of studio songs suffer by comparison. Not here! Stripped of the earlier folky instrumentation and resung as a wiser, older woman, some of these songs become astonishing. In other hands, her standard topics (spinsters, wallflowers, living alone) would be ruminating or miserable, but Nanci's talent is to make anyone love these songs; witness Pearl Jam fan below, and I'm a young urban guy.\n\nShe pulls emotional devastation out of the one-two punch of \"Working in Corners\" and \"More than a Whisper\" in newly austere, stripped down versions. Both of them embody a \"hanging in there despite my pain & regret\" mood. I have a hard time getting to the other songs, which are almost all great, in deference to these two; over and over.\n\nMy favorite cds complement her voice with minimal, calm orchestrations. When a producer steers her back to over production, I've not enjoyed them as much. I allow myself to forget this CD (and Flyer) every now and then, so that I can rediscover them again. The impact of a fresh listen has never diminished. Both provide a rich pick me up.\n\nNanci Griffith is profound without being pompous. After a listen you want to write her a thank you note.\n\n(Note: This review focuses on her emotional depth, but she's also darned funny & charming on this cd.)","Product: 1. New Generation (Paskow) - 2:37 2. Can't Stop the Rain (Agnelli/Brannan/Goodkind/Malloy/Paskow) - 3:36 3. You Are Not Alone (Snaars) - 4:08 4. D Train (Paskow) - 2:50 5. You Can't Kill Me (Goodkind) - 4:04 6. Daylight (Goodkind) - 2:06 7. He Was a Friend of Mine (Traditional) - 2:55 8. Lay Down Your Arms (Agnelli) - 3:39 9. Sampson and Delilah (Traditional) - 3:14 10. Walls (Polish Union Song) - 5:25\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: love for the washington squares\n\nReview: The Washington Sqaures winning, dry spoof of beat hipsterism was much appreciated. At their worst the Squares were much too honorific of Kerouac and the Beats, but their tight harmonies & songs were really enjoyable. It's hard to imagine a group like this getting signed today.\n\nI heard Daylight the other day and it brought me back to the time I had this album on vinyl. Even if you only listened to \"You are not alone\" and \"Daylight\" thousands of times for the rest of your life (which I will) this would be worth whatever anyone wanted for it.\n\nThe Squares deserved so much success, but unfortunately never found an audience for their smart talent. Their appearance(s?) on MTV before it became a channel to push product provided a few laughs. I was saddened recently to learn that Paskow had died.\n\nBest to you Agnelli & Goodkind!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Life is easier when everything has its place. Organize your home damage-free with Command Utility Hooks. Command Hooks let you hang what you want, where you want, without the hassle of tools and nails. Command Strips hold strongly on a variety of smooth, finished surfaces, and these adhesive hooks remove cleanly with no sticky residue or damage left behind. Now you can organize your home or office just the way you want with Command Utility Hooks.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Great adhesive, but the hooks are sooooooo ugly.\\n\\nReview: You know, I swear by the 3M command adhesive line of sticky tabs. It's a great product.\\n\\nBut the hooks are just hideous, clunky and ungainly ...so unstylish. They look like something you'd find yellowing on the wall of your grandfather's garage in 1975. The form is old-school and ugly; a different design era - and not in the good way These are hooks you'd put some place that you can close the door on (a cabinet), so you don't have to look at them.\\n\\nCome on 3M, this is the age of the iPod, not the 8-track. You'd sell so many more of these if they weren't so naff. Hire a product designer from the modern era and revamp this line.\",\n \"Product: Sold as one unit. (1 unit = each.) 1550 watts of performance. 30 minute cleaning time. Cleans, deodorizes and sanitizes without harsh chemicals. Compact and portable. Includes patented double sided steam. Accessories include: floor brush, deluxe squeegee, 2 tubes, deluxe hose with concentrator nozzle, shoulder strap, nylon detail brush- double sided, machine washable floor attachment. Boxed. Manufacturer number: S3325. SKU #: 1307628. Country of origin: China. Distributed by Euro-Pro Corporation.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Shark Clothes Steamer (stupid product)\\n\\nReview: I bought the Shark clothes steamer, which is not on the site but is very similar to this. I wondered why they made the thing shaped like a vacuum with big trailing wheels, as if you're going to run around the house steaming clothes. Now I understand, Conair couldn't be bothered to redesign the product for a different use. It is full of stupid features. The brush is impotent - you apply it to hanging fabric that instantly moves out of the way and doesn't stay flat. So your second hand must be brought into play; steam burns result. Why isn't this brush double sided so it clamps onto the fabric? The speed at which wrinkles dissappear is slooooooooooow. You will squander any money you saved, by becoming a part-time laundromat worker patiently waiting for this product to do its work. The slippery backlit on/off button is molded seamlessly into the teardrop shaped device, so you cannot turn it on/off with the tap of a foot, even though the button (by necessity) is three inches off the floor. Lastly a giant pole sticking up from the floor does incredibly little to address any need - Do people with wrinkled clothes not have a closet rod, or a door they can hang their clothes off, while they work onthem? This is a rotten, lazily concevied product.\\n\\nThe Shark Steamer is a seriously goofy contraption pretending to be a well-designed appliance; certainly not a time-saver.\",\n \"Product: Rowenta GS4010 Pro Compact Garment Steamer\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Great product (Review ammended - NOT great)\\n\\nReview: (T - This product rapidly degenreated into a gurgling, sputtering demon emitting desperately intermittant steam. YOu can't steam a single garment in less than 45 minutes.)\\n\\nMy instant reaction to the Rowenta steamer, was... FINALLY! Someone knows how to produce a product that is good-looking, that considers secondary aspects of the products use, and that is reasonably priced. Compare this to the serious dud Conair offers, which is really their bathroom steamer repackaged for use with clothes.\\n\\nI like this product very much. This is what the present should look like in terms of design, instead of some goofy, tear-drop shaped, wheeled clunker (Conair) whose use is absurd. It looks like Dieter Rams designed it. And as I said, thought was expended on how it is used; a very generous bag of accessories is supplied. It's a slick little unit.\\n\\nThe cloth-patterned hose is a nice surprise that cannot be cheap to make. Mine heats up in the 2-1/2 minutes it promised, and the hic-cups another user complained about, come from using hard water which the instructions explicitly advise againt. Perhaps mine will develop the problems others have noted, but as for now: Well Done! The thought was appreciated, Rowenta!\",\n \"Product: Create a chef inspired meal using these Joseph Joseph Elevate tongs. This pair of tongs feature a green silicone head and grey nylon handle construction for long lasting durability. This essential kitchen tool is designed to improve hygiene and minimize kitchen messes. It has an innovative weighted handle which prevents the utensil's head from ever touching the work top surface. It is ergonomically designed to fit comfortably in your hand and the silicone head is heat resistant up to 520 degrees Fahrenheit, making it safe for all non-stick cookware. Easily lock or unlock these tongs by pressing the button in the handle. Dishwasher safe, these Joseph Joseph Elevate tongs are the perfect addition to any kitchen. 12\\\" L x 1-1/5\\\" W x 2-1/2 H\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Do not work on slippery food, due to half-conceived design\\n\\nReview: There's a reason we don't make forks out rubber. Who decided that the last inch of the food gripping end would be pliable? There is no structure under that green silicone.\\n\\nThe part of the job these designers neglected was to go into an actual kitchen and try lifting adouille susage, corn on the cob, meat balls, etc. to see if these work; and to try immobilizing any edible substance on a cutting board with the tongs, to cut it up with a second kitchen instrument. It cannot be done. Silicone is slippery. The designer didn't even include a texture to bite into the food.\\n\\nToo many designers think their work ends at 'pretty.' In any battle between a piece of slippery food and these tongs... these tongs lose.\",\n \"Product: Organizing your kitchen just got easier. Featuring lids that snap together and snap to the bottom of the container it fits, this food storage system ensures that the right lid is always at your fingertips. Graduated sized containers nest to take up less room in your cupboard, and its square shape takes up less room in your refrigerator.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: nice set, ugly color\\n\\nReview: I got a set of these for 1/3rd of this price at my store. The set is nicer than other brands, because a number of features were thought through. They stack well.\\nThey snap to their own lids, while waiting to be deployed.\\n\\nExtra points for:\\nRectangular... yes! Round containers waste scads of space in your fridge. Unfortunately... the almost-round lip on each container effectively makes these round, so they can't use space in your fridge efficiently. I don't buy round containers. IMO, the lip is vestigial, and needs to go. There's a reason you've never seen a house built with oval-shaped bricks.\\nThe lids are clever in a second way. The three largest containers use the same lid size. Very smart. Likewise for the two middle-sized bins.\\nEasily-read volume + units on the bottom of each in two systems (imperial, metric). Very useful.\\n\\nBut...\\nPlease stop making things in red. Red might get you noticed in the store (or not, since everything now comes in red) but red is exhausted in all of our kitchens.\\nRed is out.\\nRed in 1985.\\nRed is tired.\\nPlease give red 20 years off.\\n\\nI would expect these bins to crack when an impact occurs at 1) the round lip (already mentioned above), or 2) the thin rim around the bottom. We shall see.\",\n \"Product: Purple silicone keyboard, made by Yahoo, not NEEWER.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Do NOT buy this\\n\\nReview: This idea is not fundamentally bad, but the execution is terrible. The only way this could have worked was if they found a way to limit the rocking motion of each key, so that it only moved up and down; no wiggling, no side to side tipping etc.. Unfortunately the designers thought their job was something else. Each time you touch a key, it rolls around an orbit underneath it, usually just tipping over and making no contact. Accuracy is shot to pieces. Failing that small standard, your fingers now must pick up the slack, and move only in perfect up and down motion with absolute precision. This is height of design incompetence.\\n\\nOne reviewer below says he rolls his up. This is not feasible. When you roll the keyboard, the silicone is distressed and unfurls like a wavy flag. Now your fingers have to compensate for both the poor typing mechanism and the extra pressure some buttons need for the bottom to hit the firmness of your desk. Good luck with that.\\n\\nWe haven't been pounding keyboards for a hundred years because of the kewl way they feel on our fingers. Each push is work. Prepare to do a lot of useless pushing, and get nothing done.\\n\\nI could really use a silent keyboard. I'd like to hear my thoughts when I type not the keyboard. This isn't it. 20 letters into this review I gave up on this piece of garbage and used my old noisy keyboard. This should only be sold in museum gift stores so wealthy, hip aunts have some slick-looking junk to send their nephews, which will never be used.\",\n \"Product: Comes in Plastic Sleeve\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Same Material - Much more impressive recording\\n\\nReview: God this is a great album. Nanci Griffith is a national treasure.\\n\\nEmerging on the wobbly legs of a foal in the late 70s, with anonymous production from people who didn't understand how to package her mousy persona, what MCA sold us was a cutesy, virginal, perky gal. This is not where Nanci's presence is now. If I play one of the early MCA CDs for someone, I know the first question will be \\\"Are you sure this is the right speed?\\\" because she has a high, nasal delivery. Griffith hung in there and has become a deeply affecting & personal singer-songwriter. Without changing terribly much about her voice, and singing the same songs at her live shows, and on this cd, Griffith has transformed both herself and the material. A tribute to taking your licks and developing your delivery/voice at live shows.\\n\\nUsually live versions of studio songs suffer by comparison. Not here! Stripped of the earlier folky instrumentation and resung as a wiser, older woman, some of these songs become astonishing. In other hands, her standard topics (spinsters, wallflowers, living alone) would be ruminating or miserable, but Nanci's talent is to make anyone love these songs; witness Pearl Jam fan below, and I'm a young urban guy.\\n\\nShe pulls emotional devastation out of the one-two punch of \\\"Working in Corners\\\" and \\\"More than a Whisper\\\" in newly austere, stripped down versions. Both of them embody a \\\"hanging in there despite my pain & regret\\\" mood. I have a hard time getting to the other songs, which are almost all great, in deference to these two; over and over.\\n\\nMy favorite cds complement her voice with minimal, calm orchestrations. When a producer steers her back to over production, I've not enjoyed them as much. I allow myself to forget this CD (and Flyer) every now and then, so that I can rediscover them again. The impact of a fresh listen has never diminished. Both provide a rich pick me up.\\n\\nNanci Griffith is profound without being pompous. After a listen you want to write her a thank you note.\\n\\n(Note: This review focuses on her emotional depth, but she's also darned funny & charming on this cd.)\",\n \"Product: 1. New Generation (Paskow) - 2:37 2. Can't Stop the Rain (Agnelli/Brannan/Goodkind/Malloy/Paskow) - 3:36 3. You Are Not Alone (Snaars) - 4:08 4. D Train (Paskow) - 2:50 5. You Can't Kill Me (Goodkind) - 4:04 6. Daylight (Goodkind) - 2:06 7. He Was a Friend of Mine (Traditional) - 2:55 8. Lay Down Your Arms (Agnelli) - 3:39 9. Sampson and Delilah (Traditional) - 3:14 10. Walls (Polish Union Song) - 5:25\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: love for the washington squares\\n\\nReview: The Washington Sqaures winning, dry spoof of beat hipsterism was much appreciated. At their worst the Squares were much too honorific of Kerouac and the Beats, but their tight harmonies & songs were really enjoyable. It's hard to imagine a group like this getting signed today.\\n\\nI heard Daylight the other day and it brought me back to the time I had this album on vinyl. Even if you only listened to \\\"You are not alone\\\" and \\\"Daylight\\\" thousands of times for the rest of your life (which I will) this would be worth whatever anyone wanted for it.\\n\\nThe Squares deserved so much success, but unfortunately never found an audience for their smart talent. Their appearance(s?) on MTV before it became a channel to push product provided a few laughs. I was saddened recently to learn that Paskow had died.\\n\\nBest to you Agnelli & Goodkind!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":8,"string":"8"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1358,"string":"1,358"}}},{"rowIdx":1359,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AQRODCIYD7PYX"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Based on the original film by fright master Wes Craven, The Hills Have Eyes is the story of a family road trip that goes terrifyingly awry when the travelers become stranded in a government atomic zone. Miles from nowhere, the Carter family soon realizes the seemingly uninhabited wasteland is actually the breeding ground of a blood-thirsty mutant family... and they are the prey.\". The summary of the review text is \"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUTANTS\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The hills may have eyes but they also have arms, legs, toes, fingers and other choice body parts. There is no point discussing a storyline since it is basically the usual bunch of idiots being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The switch is this time the wrong place idiots are the mutant cannibals themselves who refused to evacuate when they knew the government was going to be testing nuclear weapons nearby. They hid together in a nearby mine to no avail and now look as if someone smacked them in the face with a pick-axe, which coincidentally seems to be their weapon of choice.\n\nA family soon to be known as \"fresh meat\" are traveling to San Diego by way of the New Mexico desert are tricked by an unhinged gas station attendant to take a \"short cut\". What the \"fresh meat\" family doesn't know is the attendant is actually the \"fresh meat\" pimp for the cannibals.\n\nOne of the potential menu items is sneeringly referred to by his father-in-law as a liberal and non-confrontational-in fact he has to smoke cigarettes behind his wifes' back but turns into Mad Max with a baseball bat when his baby daughter is kidnapped by the mutants.\n\nThe movie is more intense than scary but there are a few creepy jolts and the killings are gruesome and even more gruesome when the mutants get theirs'-but even the victory for the survivors seems suspect due to the movies reliance on the usual horror movie cliche-it seems to be over-but THEN....."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The hills may have eyes but they also have arms, legs, toes, fingers and other choice body parts. There is no point discussing a storyline since it is basically the usual bunch of idiots being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The switch is this time the wrong place idiots are the mutant cannibals themselves who refused to evacuate when they knew the government was going to be testing nuclear weapons nearby. They hid together in a nearby mine to no avail and now look as if someone smacked them in the face with a pick-axe, which coincidentally seems to be their weapon of choice.\n\nA family soon to be known as \"fresh meat\" are traveling to San Diego by way of the New Mexico desert are tricked by an unhinged gas station attendant to take a \"short cut\". What the \"fresh meat\" family doesn't know is the attendant is actually the \"fresh meat\" pimp for the cannibals.\n\nOne of the potential menu items is sneeringly referred to by his father-in-law as a liberal and non-confrontational-in fact he has to smoke cigarettes behind his wifes' back but turns into Mad Max with a baseball bat when his baby daughter is kidnapped by the mutants.\n\nThe movie is more intense than scary but there are a few creepy jolts and the killings are gruesome and even more gruesome when the mutants get theirs'-but even the victory for the survivors seems suspect due to the movies reliance on the usual horror movie cliche-it seems to be over-but THEN....."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Sweet Charity ~ Sweet Charity\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: THIS IS ONE CHARITY WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD\n\nReview: THERE IS AN OLD SAYING \"THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THAT ANYMORE\" AND SWEET CHARITY AS DIRECTED BY BOB FOSSE AND DANCED,SUNG AND ACTED WITH GRACE AND VULNERABILTY BY THE GREAT GWEN VERDON AND WONDERFUL ROUSING SONGS BY CY COLEMAN AND DOROTHY FIELDS AND ESPECIALLY THE ENERGETIC, SENSUAL AND WITTY CHOREOGRAPHY OF BOB FOSSE. THIS CD HELPS RECAPTURE THAT MOMENT IN TIME BUT ONLY AURALLY AS THE ELECTRIC DANCING OF VERDON TO 'IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW' 'THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS' AND 'I'M A BRASS BAND' CANNOT BE REPLICATED ON CD. ANOTHER DANCE HIGHLIGHT WAS 'THE RICH MAN'S FRUG' WHICH EVEN ON THE RECENT REISSUE OF THE OBC STILL HASN'T BEEN FULLY RECORDED. FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW WONDERFUL A BROADWAY RECORDING CAN BE WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO RUSH TO THEIR NEAREST RECORD STORE AND RECAPTURE FOR AT LEAST 50 MINUTES A SHOW SCORE FROM THE DAYS WHEN MUSICALS WERE TRULY MUSICAL AND A MUSICAL COMEDY WAS TRULY A MUSICAL COMEDY.","Product: TITLE : Hair (an American tribal love-rock musical)\nARTIST : New York Shakespeare Festival Public Theater\nFORMAT : Long Play Record\nLABEL : RCA Victor\nRECORD # : LSP-1143 (stereo)\nDATE : 1967 (black label)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: THE SUN STILL SHINES IN\n\nReview: \"Hair\" opened on Broadway amidst the turmoil dividing the country in 1968 and knocked behind-the-times Broadway on its' ear. \"Hair\" was a breath of fresh air and it saved Broadway but it nearly destroyed it. Soon a flock of wanna-be Hairs traipsed into town and soon belly-flopped and traipsed out of town. The reason for the belly flop? \"Hair\" got there first.\n\nStructurally \"Hair\" was an unwashed mess, more a party than theatre, but what a party it was and the party has started anew and shaken the town again. The wispy thin story, like a single strand of hair involves Claude a young hippie and somewhat leader of his bell-bottomed, love-beaded friends has received his draft notice and that's the story. Will he avoid the draft or will he join the army? Will he? Won't he? Will he? Won't he? He does and the result is tragic. The bulk of the show is ideas, social issues and attitude swirling around like a tornado gone beserk. None of the actors playing the hippies or tribe as their called here, stand-still for a moment and even spill out into the audience, frightening the blue-haired matrons who have strolled in to check out the latest rage.\n\nGavin Creel sings sweetly as Claude, the would be draft dodger and when you see his picture in the booklet you have to smile and say, \"Someone should feed that boy a sandwich or three\". Will Swenson as Berger sings well but he lacks the shaggy dog manginess of Gerome Ragni-the original Berger.\n\n What other show could get away with a second act that is 90 percent an extended LSD trip. And come morning when the trip is over, Claude leaves his friends for the army. Soon Claude reappears, hair shaven dressed in army fatigues. The tribe cannot see or hear him even as he calls out to them. The tribe knows that somethig is horribly wrong but they sing a song of hope as they leave the stage and the only one left is Claude lying at rest draped in an American flag.\n\nAnyone who may read this review will notice that up to now I have not mentioned the score. After all this is supposed to be about the CD and not the show.\n\nTo me the score is like a sandwich. The opening \"Aquarius\" and the ending \"Let The Sunshine In\" are like two slices of bread holding together the tasty filling in-between.\n\nAnd don't think I have forgotten about Sasha Allen-with her powerhouse voice, she is the baker of those two slices of bread.\n\nGalt MacDermots music and the lyrics of Gerome Ragni and James Rado still shines in 2009 as it did back in 1968 and just as we were back then when we were neck deep in war-in 2009 we are still at war. Some things never change and for better or worse-neither has \"Hair\" and at least for that we can rejoice.","Product: Sci-Fi classic with mutant crabs\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: NOT FOR THE CRABBY\n\nReview: \"Attack Of The Crab Monsters\" is one of those movies best viewed if you leave your brain parked in the lobby and just sit back and enjoy. I remember back in 1957, a certain 12 year old I know very well sat in the local Bijou with some of his friends jumping and screaming and having a great time pretending they were scared. Except that 12 year old was really scared. Over time that 12 year old I know so well has come to appreciate the inspired silliness this movie really is and tastier than a soft-shelled crab, but today that 12 year old is a bit older, still a lover of horror movies, and even Broadway musicals and loves to shoot pistols(if they ever remove the suspension from his LTC) but sometimes it's fun to be nostalgic even if it's over some lightweight piece of trifle like \"Attack Of The Crab Monsters\" and wonder, \"whatever happened to that 12 year old seated in the darkened theatre, clutching his box of popcorn in terror as he watched an oversized paper maches crab mobilized by someone wearing sneakers?\"\n\nSpecial note: The four stars is for the nostalgia this movie brings, not the worth of the movie. Back in the 50's most creature features were bargain basement budgets but a double feature was always fun on a rainy Saturday matinee. Ah, the good old days, a double feature+popcorn+soda and a box of juju beads=$1.25 total. Nowadays, 1 movie+popcorn+soda-no juju beads=bank loan. LOL","Product: A three pack of Cops.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: COPS--REALITY? MAYBE, MAYBE NOT\n\nReview: This show has been on for 20 years but I stumbled on it one day just by channel surfing but is this reality? The photography is a bit too slick for it's own good and even foot chases are filmed with a cameraman who must have the steadiest hands in history if he is really running behind the cop chasing a suspect. And the cops always get their \"man\" or woman\". And because this is on film they always draw their pistols for dramatic effect but the only thing they do shoot is tasers. Each show starts with a chat by an officer to the camera, he is always low key and soft-spoken, but when he faces a suspect, the Glock is out and he is screaming commands to the \"suspect\". After the criminal is captured and handcuffed, the officer then talks to them low-key and soft spoken. Maybe I am just a bit cynical but I highly doubt in the big, bad world out there a policeman would chat with a \"suspect\" like they were old chums. I realize because of time constraints-and fast forward editing, (each of the three segments per 30 minute show run for 6 to seven minutes) which explains what starts out as a one officer pursuit-suddenly there are a platoon of cops on the scene who appear out of nowhere.\n\nI am not slamming the show because it is highly entertaining and highly addictive but it is one of the best photographed \"reality\" shows out there and although I enjoy watching it--I take the \"reality\" boast with a grain of salt. And may \"Cops\" continue for another 20 years chasing after the \"Bad Boys\".\n\nUpdate on my suspicion that COPS may be somewhat staged, I have recently watched an episode that appeared real but because it was being filmed for television the actions of the cops were somewhat restrained considering the situation.\nAn officer is about to tackle a child predator but just at the point of contact the predator turns and belts the officer squarely in the nose. The officer gets him to the ground and the perv begins to chomp down on the forearm of the officer. There are now 5 or 6 officers trying to help their comrade who now has blood gushing from his nose and teeth locked on his forearm- Now my thoughts on why this incident looks real--Aside from the graphic view of the nose injury, in the midst of the struggle the predator has defecated and urinated in his own shorts and is hosed down by the officers-but during the struggle with 6 officers trying to help their fellow officer, with the exception of one who tries a few jabs with a baton to the offenders ribs, not one of them thought of using a taser in all the confusion. I have seen episodes where a taser is used against a suspect who is aggressively rude but hardly dangerous--the episode I am talking about-the taser was not even thought about in the heat of the moment due to the violence against the officer and the struggle to subdue the suspect--this episode was to me-real. (However, if this event was not being filmed for public viewing on television-I am sure the fight to subdue the child predator would not have been so restrained but I can only say-why not? the guy was an animal.)\n\nAnother thing that always surpises me is 99% of the suspects do not insist their faces be blurred considering what they are being arrested for would be embarrasing for most but then I guess there is always someone out there who wants his 15 minutes of fame no matter what the circumstance. Now that is REAL.","Product: Best of Americas Funniest Home Videos [VHS]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A GUILTY PLEASURE.....A VERY GUILTY PLEASURE\n\nReview: Can a movie be outrageous, obnoxious, disgusting, anti-semetic and just plain in-your-face offensive and still be funny? \"Borat etc..\" is here and the answer is a resounding yes although any reasonable and clear thinking person may find the need to atone for laughing uproariously at this movie clearly made to to both mock and shock.\n\nSupposedly the picture was mostly improvised but I believe a good 90 percent of the movie was scripted in some way. How else do you explain the fact that Sasha Cohen(Borat) is still breathing considering the outrageous and sometimes cruel pranks he plays on \"unsuspecting\" patsies.\n\nOne scene I hope is fake is the one between Borat and the gunshop owner when Borat asks the man \"what is best gun to kill Jew?\" The owner offers a gun of choice without a blink of eye or raised eyebrow-it's chilling to think there is someone out there like that.\n\nBut still there is no denying this is one funny movie even if you feel a little guilty, actually very guilty laughing at a movie that holds a mirror to the sometimes dark side of humanity, including Borat himself.","Product: Four friends, on their way to a Halloween wedding, get into a horrifying car accident in the middle of nowhere. Searching for help, they come across an desolate, mysterious farm. Unbeknownst to them, the friends' presence awaken an ancient evil and creatures of the night awaken - and the undead rise. A night of relentless horror begins.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: BATS IN THE GRINDHOUSE\n\nReview: The Roost is a low budget horror movie from 2004 to which the current Quentin Tarentino movie \"Grindhouse\" owes a big debt of gratitude.\n\nThe concept is the movie is a flick that would show up on a late-night fright-night type tv show. Tom Noonan plays the creepy looking host and the screen for these sections is like your viewing it on a television screen in your living room.\n\nThe movie proper is a low budget affair which is actually not bad at all and offers up a fair amount of scares but like an old movie of the late 50's and sixties most of the killings take place off-screen and since the viewer knows what is happening it creates a mood of dread without buckets of blood spewing about.\n\nthe movie print is purposely made to have flaws such as making scratches in spots on the negative throughout the movie and white vertical lines flashing through the film and at one point the film actually slips off the sprocket and the film abruptly stops and we go back to the tv host who apologizes and then shortly the film resumes. Limited by a small budget it can only modestly pull off the concept but the makers of the newer big budget \"Grindhouse\" were taking notes.\n\nThe Roost is worth viewing- it tries to be different and mostly succeeds.","Product: The inmates of a Young Offenders Institution are beyond help: too tough to handle, too far gone to be brought back. Their prison is a dumping ground for the worst in the system... until they are sent to the wilderness. They are dropped into an alien world of dense forests, treacherous rivers and jagged coastline. For one week they have to learn to work as a team, to develop character and maybe even discover a new respect for each other. But there's someone else on the island who wants to teach them a bigger lesson, and they are about to become his prey. Following the gruesome slaughter of their team leaders, the young criminals find themselves alone and cut off from any chance for help. The only way to survive is to pull together against this hunter and his pack of savage dogs as he picks them off one by one.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: WATCH OUT FOR THE SHRUBBERY\n\nReview: I had to mention that because there are a couple of times in this movie when the killer camouflages himself as turf and when the soon to be victims walk away, the shrubbery slithers off in the opposite direction. This sounds absurd but in this movie it is effective...but funny. There's nothing funny when the slaughter starts and it can be startling and very brutal. A group of young male delinquents are brought to a now deserted island wilderness to try and see if these somewhat nasty misfits can straighten themselves out by camping and learning to survive the wilderness and each other. They meet up with their female counterparts-but the bad boys and girls are the usual assortment-the bully, the coward, the wimp, the misunderstood one and of course a traitor. One of the males at the young juvenile offenders facility had recently committed suicide and the killer is the shrubbery, i mean the boys' father. This is not a spoiler since the killers identity is known pretty quick.\n\nThe movie is well-made and directed and has genuine suspense and the killings are brutal, raw and very very gory including someone being devoured by a pack of dogs. The biggest surprise of the movie is the killer has \"inside\" help.\n\nIf you like seeing thuggish brats being picked off one by one this is a movie I would recommend.\n\nThis is indeed a spoiler alert but someone made a big mistake when they show a knife fight between a British commando and a youth and the youth wins. If you can ignore this supreme piece of silliness-the movie on the whole is a keeper. BOOYAH! That booyah was for my friend Jason.","Product: In 1961, Michael Rockefeller -- son of one of the most powerful men in the world - was lost during an expedition just off the shore of New Guinea. At first presumed drowned or eaten by cannibals, reports of a lone white man living among the natives have led to the speculation that Rockefeller survived. Hearing of one such recent \"sighting\" -- and intent on recording a million-dollar interview -- two adventurous young couples set off into the remote jungle to find this man. What they meet instead is sheer and absolute horror. Captured in grisly, self-shot video footage, their nightmare journey into the heart of evil will shock and forever haunt you.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: WELCOME TO THE BUNGLE\n\nReview: This is the movie that does disservice to cannibal movies. Four of the stupidest college-age kids venture into the jungle of New Guinea in the hopes of solving the mystery of the disappearance of Michael Rockefeller in 1961. They meet up with a friendly bunch of natives who actually hand a cigarette lighter with Rockefellers initials to our quartet of dopes. Huh?\n\nTwice in the movie each couple construct a raft and as they are floating along they become nervous when they see an increasing crowd of seemingly hostile natives carrying spears and bow and arrows. So what do our genius's do? They dock the raft onshore and start running through the jungle with the cannibals in hot pursuit. What????\n\nSo the obvious happens. They get eaten and the cannibals get indigestion.","Product: It seemed like the perfect neighborhood, at least that's what Bob and Wendi Petersen thought, before they met their new neighbor... But behind every perfect neighborhood, there hides a dark secret. On Wormwood Drive that secret is named Adrien Trumbull; behind his welcoming grin lurks a dark obsession with poison and self-mutilation and within the walls of his rancid home, hides pure madness. For Bob and Wendi Petersen, the neighborhood of their dreams is about to become a living nightmare, a deadly end.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: NEVER ACCEPT CANDY FROM A NEIGHBOR.................\n\nReview: .......especially when that neighbor wears filthy and soiled clothing-has running boils and zits on one side of his face and acts neighborly in a creepy sort of way-but his idea of neighborly is to lace the chocolates with laxatives. And when the young couple refuse his next gift of home-made preserves all hell breaks loose and he begins to poison their water.\n\nThere is also another scene involving a bouquet of poison oak-but the real horror behind this movie is the paranoia of not knowing what kind of sicko could be living across the street in an otherwise quiet neighborhood. he also terrorizes a senior citizen couple and causes that wife to have a stroke. She is hooked up to a ventilator and Adrien the monster sabotages the couples electricity and the wife dies.\n\nThe final scene is the grossout and will not be revealed here but one good thing is the husband of the stroke victim gets his revenge and boy does he ever.\n\nFinally a horror film that isn't the usual slice and dice-but is cringe-worthy seeing the young couple graphically feeling the full effects of the laxative-laced chocolates and then slowly wasting away from being poisoned.\n\nGood rental but not for the overly sensitive or squeamish.","Product: In the tradition of Open Water and Rogue comes a thrilling and suspenseful new horror film inspired by the true events of a terrifying crocodile attack. What begins as a leisurely boat tour down the rivers of Northern Australia becomes a horrifying race for survival when Grace, Adam and Lee become hostages of a man-eating crocodile. When their boat suddenly capsizes in a mangrove swamp they are shocked to find that their guide is missing. Realizing they've been attacked by a crocodile, the only place they can find safety is up a tree. Now, stranded in the flooded swamp, starving and terrified, the three must battle to survive the bloodthirsty beast who sits below -- just waiting for one of them to lose their grip...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: NO NEED TO SHED CROCODILE TEARS\n\nReview: Never heard of this but it was on FearNet and a freebie so I gave it a try and it was edge of the seat once it got going. A pregnant girl, her bf and the pregnant girls younger sister along with a guide go on a fishing trip in the back waters of northern Australia where they soon meet up with a fiesty and very hungry crocodile.\n\nLet's talk about this crocodile for a moment. With its pronounced furrows above its eyes it resembles Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes. If only it would eat Andy Rooney (sigh).\n\nOnce they arrive in a tributary called the mangroves, they are immediately up close and personal with the croc who tips over their dinky rowboat and chows down on the guide. The couple scramble out of the water and make it to a tree. The younger sister is trapped under the boat but she soon pulls herself onto the capsized dinky rowboat.\n\nThe croc has finished his guide snack and is now circling the dinky rowboat looking for dessert.\n\nThe only gross-out scene involves sound rather than visuals. The croc has risen to just below the surface of the water, victim firmly clenched in its jaws and offscreen all you hear is the sound of chewing and bone crunching. A great example of imagining besting outright blood and guts.\n\nThe balance of the movie is the fate of the trio in the tree. Will they live? Will they die? Who will survive or can they survive?\n\nThe movie is intense and mind numbingly terrifying.\n\nGood movie, not a great movie but well worth a watch and the moral of the story is--If you ever go fishing in the back waters of Australia, watch out for a crocodile with Andy Rooney eyes.","Product: The theatrical thriller Timber Falls features a religious serial killer intent on harvesting babies from the sexy women he kidnaps. In the tradition of some of Stephen Kings Desperation.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: FEEDING BULLETS TO THE FISH\n\nReview: Slasher flicks. You either love 'em or hate them. I am on the fence with this one. On one side is razor wire and on the other side is quicksand. So you see my predicement. Most victims in slasher movies are commonly one sandwich short of a picnic. The couple in this movie also forgot the potato salad.\n\nCity dwellers Mike and Cheryl decide to hike in the rural hills of West Virginia. Unbeknownst to them, them thar hills is crawling with Bible-thumping lunatics, card-carrying rednecks, a drooling mutant and an unkempt, greasy haired woman dragging a child's wagon behind her. Mike and Cheryl even ask for directions from this person who looks like she has a permanent table at \"Uncle Jimmy Bob's Fried Possum Shack.\"\n\nThey follow her directions(oh-oh) and as soon as they find a clearing they decide to have an impropmtu session of afternoon delight. Coitus is interruptus by a trio of card carrying rednecks who menace the couple, then extort 50 dollars from them.\n\nNow comes the scene where I lost further vested interest for the welfare of the couple.\n\nRemember-they have just been scared silly by rednecks. Well Cheryl is horrified to learn that Mike is carrying a loaded revolver. They compromise--she tells him he can keep the gun but to toss the bullets. He throws the rounds into the lake, the fish get fed and we're left with a movie starring Dumb and dumber.\n\nI watched the movie until the end well aware that here was a couple too stupid to live but to be slowly tortured. The balance of the film involves-named fetus's in mason jars, mutilations, forced copulation, chopped fingers, a gory whipping, a drooling mutant's attempt at sex, impalements, shotgun blasts, cut throats, a moonshine molotov cocktail.\n\nThe last scene is one of those \"surprise\" scenes but like the couple it doesn't make sense. Although it is revealed that Cheryl is aleady 8 weeks pregnant before the torture scenes-it is now one year later and Mike and Cheryl have survived their weekend hiking trip and now are doting parents of a baby boy. They leave the room and suddenly a baby hand reaches up from the crib holding a miniature scythe. Give me a break! LOL","Product: It seemed like the perfect neighborhood, at least that's what Bob and Wendi Petersen thought, before they met their new neighbor... But behind every perfect neighborhood, there hides a dark secret. On Wormwood Drive that secret is named Adrien Trumbull; behind his welcoming grin lurks a dark obsession with poison and self-mutilation and within the walls of his rancid home, hides pure madness. For Bob and Wendi Petersen, the neighborhood of their dreams is about to become a living nightmare, a deadly end.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: NEVER ACCEPT CANDY FROM A NEIGHBOR.................\n\nReview: .......especially when that neighbor wears filthy and soiled clothing-has running boils and zits on one side of his face and acts neighborly in a creepy sort of way-but his idea of neighborly is to lace the chocolates with laxatives. And when the young couple refuse his next gift of home-made preserves all hell breaks loose and he begins to poison their water.\n\nThere is also another scene involving a bouquet of poison oak-but the real horror behind this movie is the paranoia of not knowing what kind of sicko could be living across the street in an otherwise quiet neighborhood. he also terrorizes a senior citizen couple and causes that wife to have a stroke. She is hooked up to a ventilator and Adrien the monster sabotages the couples electricity and the wife dies.\n\nThe final scene is the grossout and will not be revealed here but one good thing is the husband of the stroke victim gets his revenge and boy does he ever.\n\nFinally a horror film that isn't the usual slice and dice-but is cringe-worthy seeing the young couple graphically feeling the full effects of the laxative-laced chocolates and then slowly wasting away from being poisoned.\n\nGood rental but not for the overly sensitive or squeamish.","Product: In the tradition of Open Water and Rogue comes a thrilling and suspenseful new horror film inspired by the true events of a terrifying crocodile attack. What begins as a leisurely boat tour down the rivers of Northern Australia becomes a horrifying race for survival when Grace, Adam and Lee become hostages of a man-eating crocodile. When their boat suddenly capsizes in a mangrove swamp they are shocked to find that their guide is missing. Realizing they've been attacked by a crocodile, the only place they can find safety is up a tree. Now, stranded in the flooded swamp, starving and terrified, the three must battle to survive the bloodthirsty beast who sits below -- just waiting for one of them to lose their grip...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: NO NEED TO SHED CROCODILE TEARS\n\nReview: Never heard of this but it was on FearNet and a freebie so I gave it a try and it was edge of the seat once it got going. A pregnant girl, her bf and the pregnant girls younger sister along with a guide go on a fishing trip in the back waters of northern Australia where they soon meet up with a fiesty and very hungry crocodile.\n\nLet's talk about this crocodile for a moment. With its pronounced furrows above its eyes it resembles Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes. If only it would eat Andy Rooney (sigh).\n\nOnce they arrive in a tributary called the mangroves, they are immediately up close and personal with the croc who tips over their dinky rowboat and chows down on the guide. The couple scramble out of the water and make it to a tree. The younger sister is trapped under the boat but she soon pulls herself onto the capsized dinky rowboat.\n\nThe croc has finished his guide snack and is now circling the dinky rowboat looking for dessert.\n\nThe only gross-out scene involves sound rather than visuals. The croc has risen to just below the surface of the water, victim firmly clenched in its jaws and offscreen all you hear is the sound of chewing and bone crunching. A great example of imagining besting outright blood and guts.\n\nThe balance of the movie is the fate of the trio in the tree. Will they live? Will they die? Who will survive or can they survive?\n\nThe movie is intense and mind numbingly terrifying.\n\nGood movie, not a great movie but well worth a watch and the moral of the story is--If you ever go fishing in the back waters of Australia, watch out for a crocodile with Andy Rooney eyes.","Product: The theatrical thriller Timber Falls features a religious serial killer intent on harvesting babies from the sexy women he kidnaps. In the tradition of some of Stephen Kings Desperation.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: FEEDING BULLETS TO THE FISH\n\nReview: Slasher flicks. You either love 'em or hate them. I am on the fence with this one. On one side is razor wire and on the other side is quicksand. So you see my predicement. Most victims in slasher movies are commonly one sandwich short of a picnic. The couple in this movie also forgot the potato salad.\n\nCity dwellers Mike and Cheryl decide to hike in the rural hills of West Virginia. Unbeknownst to them, them thar hills is crawling with Bible-thumping lunatics, card-carrying rednecks, a drooling mutant and an unkempt, greasy haired woman dragging a child's wagon behind her. Mike and Cheryl even ask for directions from this person who looks like she has a permanent table at \"Uncle Jimmy Bob's Fried Possum Shack.\"\n\nThey follow her directions(oh-oh) and as soon as they find a clearing they decide to have an impropmtu session of afternoon delight. Coitus is interruptus by a trio of card carrying rednecks who menace the couple, then extort 50 dollars from them.\n\nNow comes the scene where I lost further vested interest for the welfare of the couple.\n\nRemember-they have just been scared silly by rednecks. Well Cheryl is horrified to learn that Mike is carrying a loaded revolver. They compromise--she tells him he can keep the gun but to toss the bullets. He throws the rounds into the lake, the fish get fed and we're left with a movie starring Dumb and dumber.\n\nI watched the movie until the end well aware that here was a couple too stupid to live but to be slowly tortured. The balance of the film involves-named fetus's in mason jars, mutilations, forced copulation, chopped fingers, a gory whipping, a drooling mutant's attempt at sex, impalements, shotgun blasts, cut throats, a moonshine molotov cocktail.\n\nThe last scene is one of those \"surprise\" scenes but like the couple it doesn't make sense. Although it is revealed that Cheryl is aleady 8 weeks pregnant before the torture scenes-it is now one year later and Mike and Cheryl have survived their weekend hiking trip and now are doting parents of a baby boy. They leave the room and suddenly a baby hand reaches up from the crib holding a miniature scythe. Give me a break! LOL","Product: On the night of the big high-school prom, the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: ZOMBIES AT THE PROM\n\nReview: A mildly entertaining zombie flick about a zombie outbreak on prom night. The eventual heroes are the usual assortment of losers who couldn't get a date and even a couple of gals decked out in their prom gowns. The outbreak of the living dead is never explained but the town is bordered by three huge industrial smokestacks which billow black smoke.\n\nOne amusing scene finds a three man garage band stumbling onto the idea that the zombies are entertained by loud guitar riffs and drumming. The zombies stand transfixed actually swaying back and forth to the music. I was hoping they would show the zombies with their hands in the air waving, holding cigarette lighters. Oh well, you can't have everything. The losers with the help of a macho Rambo-lite ex-military man, complete with confederate flag in his garage, arms the kids to the teeth with weapons, machetes, sickles, clubs with protruding nails, bats- but no guns for the kids-he's in charge of the guns and explosives.\n\nThe movie is gory but how can you take a movie like this seriously when in one scene a zombies body is severed at the waist and the waist and legs run away?\n\nThe movie is ok to watch but George Romero won't lose any sleep.","Product: A midnight showing of an early 1970's horror movie turns to chaos when the Killer from the movie comes out of the film to attack those in the theater.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A MOVIE WITHIN A MOVIE WITHIN A MOVIE AND SURPRISINGLY GOOD...\n\nReview: ....Considering most of the scare-free schlock direct to video movies out there. The movie starts when a mis-guided or just plain stupid psychiatrist thinks letting the loon who directed a cheesy horror movie from the 60's watch his film will be beneficial therapy. Big mistake. The crazed director slaughters everyone in the asylum, escapes and then the fun begins.\n\nTwo couples and their gassy friend along with a biker and his chick as well as two detectives and an interloper, the kid brother of one of the girls watch the old black and white film \"The Dark Beneath\" which is a typical slasher flick featuring the usual assortment of brain dead teens.\n\nWhen the friend with gas problems has to make a mad dash to the toilet the movie on screen suddenly changes and they watch as their friend gets murdered by a masked maniac wielding a very sharp spiral orb which the killer uses to punch a hole in the victim and extract innards. The friends in the audience think they have been punk'd until they go to the toilet and find blood and gore on the floor.\n\nOne by one the cast is picked off and the movie gets progressively more gruesome but not as gruesome as the fake butter glopped on popcorn at the concession stand.\n\nThe movie has many twists and turns and delivers the gore and best of all doesn't insult the intelligence of the viewer. Good job, Good show.","Product: On the night of the big High-School Prom, the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: ZOMBIES AT THE PROM\n\nReview: A mildly entertaining zombie flick about a zombie outbreak on prom night. The eventual heroes are the usual assortment of losers who couldn't get a date and even a couple of gals decked out in their prom gowns. The outbreak of the living dead is never explained but the town is bordered by three huge industrial smokestacks which billow black smoke.\n\nOne amusing scene finds a three man garage band stumbling onto the idea that the zombies are entertained by loud guitar riffs and drumming. The zombies stand transfixed actually swaying back and forth to the music. I was hoping they would show the zombies with their hands in the air waving, holding cigarette lighters. Oh well, you can't have everything. The losers with the help of a macho Rambo-lite ex-military man, complete with confederate flag in his garage, arms the kids to the teeth with weapons, machetes, sickles, clubs with protruding nails, bats- but no guns for the kids-he's in charge of the guns and explosives.\n\nThe movie is gory but how can you take a movie like this seriously when in one scene a zombies body is severed at the waist and the waist and legs run away?\n\nThe movie is ok to watch but George Romero won't lose any sleep.","Product: Detours can be deadly! When four friends embark on a road trip to Vegas looking for fun and a few cheap thrills, they have no idea they they're about to fall into a blood-drenched charnel house of tension, torture and the darkest depths of pure primal fear! After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, they must find a way back to civilization. But their plan soon arouses the malice of Rusty Nail - a murderous, vengeful trucker with an insatiable appetite for gruesome mutilation and sadistic pain - and he'll stop at nothing to ensure they pay their toll...one body part at a time!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: HANGING BY A RUSTY NAIL\n\nReview: The thrills and adrenaline-pumping excitement in the original Joy Ride begins when two brothers play a cruel prank on a seemingly love-lorn trucker named Rusty Nail. The rest of the movie is a roller coaster ride with a slam bang finale and a twisty ending.\n\nThe new movie Joy Ride 2 centers on two couples heading for Las Vegas. One of the guys suggest they use a back road because it's shorter(damn the old \"let's use the back road\" cliche) Naturally their car breaks down and they start walking and remember- they are on a deserted back road. They eventually come across a seemingly deserted house and shed. They break into the house find nothing useful then inspect the shed where they find a wall loaded with nasty looking implements and do find a lovingly restored sports car which they reason they will \"borrow\" until they find a rental in the next town and return the sports car. One of the girls leaves contact information for the owners if they return(stupid, stupid girl) Of course this is a horror movie and the owner turns out to be--yes you guessed right--it's Rusty Nail.\n\nThe balance of the movie is sadism, mutilation and some rather gruesome death scenes. One poor soul has his entire jawbone ripped from his face(not shown) but you do get to see the jawbone -teeth and all. The metal rod through the top of the head through the chin is gross(but i saw a similar scene in a 1980's horror flick-The Prowler) The movie has a lot of tense moments but unlike the first movie the tense scenes are sadistic and bloody while the first movie the thrills and tense moments were more from chase scenes with the maniacal Rusty and his truck. The movie is worth a watch but it will make you squirm.\n\nOne piece of advice...Never give Rusty Nail the finger unless you are not fond of five digits on each hand.","Product: There is only one word that comes close to accurately describing the enchanting Mary Poppins, and that term was coined by the movie itself: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even at 2 hours and 20 minutes, Disney's pioneering mixture of live action and animation (based on the books by P.L. Travers) still holds kids spellbound. Julie Andrews won an Oscar as the world's most magically idealized nanny (\"practically perfect in every way,\" and complete with lighter-than-air umbrella), and Dick Van Dyke is her clownishly charming beau, Bert the chimney sweep. The songs are also terrific, ranging from bright and cheery (\"A Spoonful of Sugar\") to dark and cheery (the Oscar-winning \"Chim Chim Cher-ee\") to touchingly melancholy (\"Feed the Birds\"). Many consider Mary Poppins to be the crowning achievement of Walt Disney's career--and it was the only one of his features to be nominated for a best picture Academy Award until Beauty and the Beast in 1991. --Jim Emerson\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: MARY POPPINS-STILL FLYING HIGH AFTER ALL THESE YEARS\n\nReview: I saw Mary Poppins when it was first released in 1964 and even after all these years, the movie never fails to enchant and entertain, boasting the academy-award winning debut of Julie Andrews as the practically perfect, nay, perfect Mary and Dick Van Dyke as Bert the jack-of-all-trades is also superb, even though his cockney accent comes and goes at whim. His last occupation as a chimney sweep leads to \"Chim Chim Cheree\" as a march across the rooftops of London by he and Mary with the children Jane and Michael as tag-alongs seques into a platoon of sweeps singing and dancing \"Step in Time\"led by Bert in one of the longest dance sequences in the history of cinema.\n\nP.L. Travers the author of the original stories was somewhat dismayed(to say the least) at the Disneyfication of her somewhat somber and dark tales---but the lighter touch is much preferred over the somewhat dreary production. now trodding the boards on Broadway and London.\n\nThe movie is brimming with many brilliant set-peices including the extended \"Jolly Holiday\" sequence which seamlessly blends cartoon characters with Mary, Bert and the children featuring the nonsense song \"Supercali....etc\".\n\nAnother standout sequence is \"Feed the Birds\" the prettiest song in the score.\n\nGlynnis Johns as the dizzy Mrs Banks, \"Sister Suffragate\" is adorable and David Tomlinson as the appropriately stuffy Mr Banks who has a somewhat pedantic view on how to run a household,wife and children until Bert, not Mary shows him the error of his ways.\n\nTo be sure Mary Poppins has its flaws. Sometimes it tends to be precious(the children)and sweet(the children) but not sweet enough to bring cavities but all in all, Mary Poppins is still fresh and bright after 45 years and 45 years from now when most of us reading this will be memories, Mary Poppins will still be here to enchant and entertain. This review is dedicated to my friend Jason.","Product: Helen (Mari Marks) and Luella (Georgia Jean) are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five couples find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There's Dom and Alex, the performers (Vinny Markus & Michael Soldier) and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial lipsticks (Shannon Lee & Denise Heller). There's also Mike and Eric, the upscale guppie power couple (Derek Long & Robert Borzych) and their annoying fag-hag friend, Lizette (Lisa Block-Wieser). Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy (Hilary Schwartz & Allie Rivenbark) and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and personal trainer (Jim Polivka & James Tolins). What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian's worst nightmare! In the middle of the desert, off the main highway, lies The Sahara Salvation Inn. A small slice of paradise here in the desert. As the guests check in, they slowly come to realize (and some too late!) that The Sahara Salvation is not all it appears to be... Hidden agendas become realized and dark secrets revealed. What evil lurks up in the darkness of the attic? Be careful not to disturb Manfred - perhaps THE most horrifying creature ever created for film! Who will escape and who will survive... DVD Extras include * Short Film Fruitcake * Commentary * Trailers * Behind the Scenes * Music Video\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: THE GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR\n\nReview: That's it-the one star is for the title. A group of friends, presumably gay decided to make a slasher flick with a cast of characters living alternate life-styles. Nothing wrong with that, the only problem is, they forgot to make a movie. Just a string of scenes about 5 gay and/or lesbian couples staying as a last resort at a rundown bed and breakfast run by a haggard \"drag\" of a mother and her beyond retarded daughter. Also crawling around the place is a legless mutant with razor blade teeth-this is the mothers son who is the product of mom being raped by every delegate at the 1980 republican convention. Naturally everyone gets picked off until all that's left is a drag queen and a lesbian folk-singer. They become the new proprietors of the b&b and are as loony as the mother-daughter duo. And of course Manfred, the legless mutant is still around as the new owners welcome a couple of hairy gay guys in town for the \"bear\" convention.\n\nBelieve me, my description sounds better than the movie plays and I hope the film-makers had a good time making the movie because the viewer won't.\n\nP.S. There is a gay slasher movie out there called \"Hell Bent\" which has a better story, better actors, realistic death scenes and fun.\n\nIf they intended \"Bed and Breakfast.etc\" to be camp, I'd rather go to Camp Crystal Lake and face Jason than ever see this movie again.","Product: A suburban family on vacation in the backwoods of Florida ventures off the beaten path in search of historic roadside attractions. They find much more than they bargained for, including a forgotten tourist attraction that houses a dark secret... John Davi\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: THEM GALS IS FOR BREEDIN'\n\nReview: A family on a trip take a time-out to visit a side show because Dad needs more photos for his coffee table book. The W is missing on the sign so they arrive at the side sho run by a creepy one-eyed barker who claims to be ancient but a close-up shows the actor playing the part is probably in his late twenties at best. to add to the laughs later in the film the family runs into a crazy woman they had met previously and she claims the barker is her pappy.\n\nTo cut to the chase after the family leaves the bogus side sho(a couple of fetus's in jars and a snake in a glass case, dad takes a wrong turn, the car runs out of gas, and soon they find themselves knee-deep in in-bred country. Not only in-bred but mutant in-bred (The Hills Have Eyes, anyone?). The family fights back but every time they kill one of the mutants, two more show up-family kill two-three more mutants appear and etc..etc and so-on.\n\nThis film doesn't even fall into the so bad it's good category so BEWARE. The only thing I find funny is the phony 5 star reviews written by \"plants\"","Product: Ten years ago in the town of Harmony, an inexperienced coal miner caused an accident that trapped and killed five men and sent the only survivor, Harry Warden, into a coma. When Harry awoke, exactly one year later on Valentine’s Day, he wanted revenge and brutally murdered 22 people with a pickax before being killed himself. Now, after years of peace, something from Harmony’s dark past has returned. Wearing a miner’s mask and armed with a pickax, an unstoppable killer is on the loose. As his footsteps come ever closer, the townspeople realize in terror that it just might be Harry Warden who has found his way back.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: BE MY VALENTINE...........OR ELSE!\n\nReview: DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE......OR ELSE....you will waste 90+ minutes. \"My Bloody Valentine\" was a 1980s' cheese-fest and the 2009 version is still cheesy, but the original was Brie-the new version is Limberger--it stinks!\n\nIt trots out almost every horror movie cliche but in 3-D. Someone runs from the pick-axe wielding psychopath, someone trips and falls. I ran out of fingers and toes trying to count how many times this happens--damsels in distress-the BOO! scene where nothing happens. Then there's the nice guy everyone blames for the killings and the slightly crazed, adulterous sheriff who is always lurking where he shouldn't be lurking. Which of these two are up to no good? A tired old cliche and any true fan or horror or mystery will guess correctly. The so-called \"surprise\" still cant save this pile of dung. One missed opportunity comes during a nude romp in a motel. A shame the actress's \"attributes\" wern't part of a 3-D effect.\n\nWhat makes the experience even worse is watching the damn thing with the 3-D glasses. Keep the aspirin handy unless you enjoy headaches, the picture looks colorless and dark-and the 3-D effects are very few-a flying pick-axe, a shotgun pointed at the audience, a chunk of someones' face(that's a new one)and a bullet fired from a gun that seems to hit the viewer between the eyes.\n\nAnother time I will try the flip-side which has the movie in 2-D-i want to see the movie in color and lighter but I'm sure nothing can save this stinking wedge of limberger cheese.","Product: Emily Johnson, her boyfriend Bobby and their friends Clare and Jude are recent college grads driving cross-country, taking a last vacation together before they face the real world. An accident leaves them hurt and stranded on a lonely Louisiana road. When the ambulance arrives, it whisks them to Mercy Hospital. With a minimal staff and many of its floors empty, the hospital is an eerie place]but thats only the beginning.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: AS SHARP AS A SCALPEL............\n\nReview: ......soon to be used to autopsy some not too sharp college students involved in a auto accident and whisked away by a suddenly appearing ambulance to a hospital that seems to to have no patients and a thread-bare to say the most hospital staff. The five students do not even wonder why in an emergency room the size of an airport hanger has only 5 patients. Them.\n\nGore Scenes:\nA girl has the back of her head carved out like a Halloween pumpkin.\nVictims chests are sliced open and all the organs are suspended in little hammocks above them. The fluids from these organs are fed through tubes into and then administered intravenously to a living corpse in the next room. One of the tubes contains a yellow fluid. Urine maybe?\nA girl has a lumbar puncture.\nA nurse has her arm severed by a meat cleaver.\nArms and legs are carted through the hallways.\nA student having taken a powerful drug soon begins hallucinating and begins carving his forearm to resemble tic-tac-toe.\n\nIllogical and just plain weird and dumb scenes:\n\nThe girl who had the back of her head carved-out can sit up and blink her eyes.\nThe victims whos' chest cavitys are opened with organs removed are hooked up to life support and still carry on conversations. When a girl finds her boyfriend in this condition, they actually talk about how they fell in love.\nWhen the girl has fluid extracted from her spine the looney doctor fills a small container with it and drinks most of it and says \"MMMM- just right\".\nWhen the nurse has her arm severed she is more concerned with the blood on her starchy, white uniform.\n\nThe movie is good for a rental on a \"let's have a beer, or a hit on a bong' kind of evening. But except for the body organs hanging in little hammocks the movie has a been there, seen that, kind of feeling.","Product: Ten years after officer Dwayne Hoopers son disappeared, the final of 14 victims in a string of local unsolved disappearances, his suspicions are aroused by prison inmate Perkins. Dwayne searches Perkins house and discovers a collection of torture videos featuring the missing victims from the past. In a fit of rage, Dwayne kills Perkins. But things get complicated when a wave of carnage which sweeps the town, with reports of Dwaynes own son amongst the marauding psychopaths.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: TERRIFYING, AND VERY, VERY DISTURBING\n\nReview: Perkins 14 is a taut, fast-paced chiller that delivers the goods compared to most of the bargain basement junk that passes for horror these days.\n\nVictims are slashed, impaled, mutilated and bludgeoned to death but it's not a slasher movie.\n\nVictims are torn apart and eaten but it's not a zombie movie.\n\nWhat it is about is Perkins a physcopath who has kidnapped 14 children and kept them for 10 years locked in cages in his basement where he has abused, starved, and drugged them out of their skulls, and he has videotaped each one showing the stalking, kidnapping and abuse of each child.\n\nKyle, one of the last kidnapped is the son of the local sherrif named Dwayne Hopper who is wracked with guilt over the fact that he gave up too quickly trying to locate his missing son. Hopper also has an adulterous wife and a goth-light daughter who has the type of boyfriend you wouldn't invite over for Sunday dinner with Mom & Dad. The cages are accidently unlocked, Sheriff Hopper kills Perkins and then the carnage begins to escalate in a series of brutal and gruesome killings.\n\nThe father-son reunion towards the end is both heart-breaking and\n horrifying. The movie is left open-ended for a sequel and I hope they never do make one. A sequel is unneccesary and would just be a rehash and pointless to try to \"improve\" the original.\n\nThe movie is really a 4.5 rated movie bacause of a few lapses in logic but I opted to rate upwards rather than backwards because the movie took me by surprise and has more thrills and chills than some movies that try to pass themselves off as horror.","Product: A fierce serpent terrorizes a city. Army special ops vet and master hunter Nick Kirabo (DMX) is the only man who can stop the serpent known as \"Lockjaw.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: DMX AND HIS TRUSTY SHOULDER ROCKET LAUNCHER\n\nReview: I wanted so badly to slice and dice this film but the movie pretty much does it on its own. A blatant rip-off of \"Pumpkinhead\" this time the avenger is conjured by a voodoo vengeance pen instead of a really ugly 7 foot creature. Draw a picture of a victim-then an avenger of choice(a really big snake) and the victim is soon a \"lunchable\". The voodoo vengeance pen is lifted from a voodoo priests home by a 12 year old who wants to off his bully of a dad. Cut to many years later and the young boy is now a middle-aged, balding married man. When his wife is run over by a carload of drunken teens who take off, the husband draws a picture of the car with 5 teens and the snake devouring the car. The usual happens as the snake claims its victims one by one. When the contrite husband tries to reverse the curse....well see Pumpkinhead and u get the picture.\n\nThe movie stars the crapper, sorry rapper DMX and the snake(the snake is prettier) and I suspect he must be one of the producers since his name appears 3 times in the opening credits. The funny thing is DMX has a very small role presumably filmed between prison time. To pad his appearance, he hacks his way through some not so tall grass and weeds with a machete and this scene is shown repeatedly. The other cast members glide through the same grass and weeds without a problem and I suppose the machete was used to show Mr DMXS' street cred.\n\nThe screenplay(?) is credited to four writers with another writer credited for \"revisions\".\n\nSee this movie if u have a fondness for drunken teens, voodoo vengeance pens, machetes, DMX and his shoulder rocket launcher and \"Pumpkinhead\" played by a snake. And if you want gore, there isn't any.","Product: Justice Served - No one serves up justice quite like Judge Juky Sheindlin, the smart, savvy and opintionated ball of fire who holds court as presiding judge of the most-watched courtroom series in history. And now, some of Judge Judy's most memorable and outrageous cases are here in one hilarious DVD that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that stupid should be a crime. Second to None - Few judges can claim to dispense justice with such a compelling combination of sass and fairness as famed television chancellor Judge Judy, and in this collection of cases taken from her popular television series, folks can see why she hardly needs a gavel in order to get control of the courtroom.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A TONGUE DIPPED IN ACID\n\nReview: The tongue belongs to Judge Judy, the pint-sized Queen Bee of the Judge shows where she cheerfully presides hurling barbed insults at the litigants before her. Where else can you watch a jurist perched behind her bench, wearing a black robe with a white-laced collar and red wig(she's grey off camera)litigating small claim cases, where her kindest words for both plaintiff and defendant are \"moron\" and the ever popular \"idiot\". She's my kind of gal, I know a lot of morons and idiots but I hold my tongue and just admire the way she tosses around such adjectives with unbridled glee.\n\nSometimes you start to feel bad for the poor creatures who appear before her, but any cash judgements she awards are paid by the production company, so that softens the abuse somewhat.\n\nJudge Judy has hinted she may soon hang up her robe and that would be a shame, because the older she gets the meaner and crankier she will get and just imagine the tongue lashings she will administer then.\n\nIf I had a small claim case I would happily appear before Judge Judy and bare the shredding, as long as at the end of the day I am pocketing a check for 5 grand. I'd suffer the acid-dipped tongue but cash the check. Case closed.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: MUCH ADO ABOUT BUTTON\n\nReview: My apologies to William Shakespeare for playing with the title of one of his plays, but \"Drag Me To Hell\" Sam Raimi's (the genius behind the Evil Dead trilogy) return to horror turns out to be one-third of a good scare flick then it just implodes. Alison Lohmann playing an ambitious bank loan officer, in order to show her boss she can be ruthless, rejects a haggish gypsy woman's plea to extend her credit for her already defaulting mortgage. A neat Sam Raimi touch is, the gypsy woman has dentures so rotten and jagged, it looks like she opens tin soup cans with them. And during the knockabout catfight between Lohmann and the hag in a parking garage, the woman loses her dentures and proceeds to gum her adversary. Funny and creepy at the same time. It's during this fight the button comes into play. Ripping a button from Lohmanns jacket, the gypsy puts a curse on the button, hands it back to Lohmann and proclaims, \"Soon you will be begging me\". The rest of the first third concerns frightening visions and assorted things that go bump in the night.\n\nThe second third, and the start of Raimi's stumble concerns a psychic reader and a exorcist-for-hire that leads to a spectacular seance/exorcism that is more silly than scary. Maybe Raimi's intention was for this sequence to be outrageously outlandish but believe me, it's just silly.\n\nThe last third concerns the cursed button-an envelope and a \"surprise\" that fools no-one watching the film, and is insulting that the director thought he could mis-lead a viewer with half a brain.\n\nNice try, Mr Raimi but may I suggest you re-watch your Evil Dead trilogy and see just how clever you can be with a much smaller budget and no buttons.","Product: From director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D. Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there's something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; a new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the areas new razor-toothed residents. The film stars Jessica Szohr (Gossip Girl), Steven R. McQueen (The Vampire Diaries), Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Adam Scott, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, and Kelly Brook.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: GIRLS GONE WILD vs. FISH GONE WILD\n\nReview: SPOILER ALERT: The fish win.\n\nCast a lakeshore with wall to wall clad and mostly unclad college spring breakers(beautys all-both male and female), reel in a wet tee shirt contest and for bait, stage a full frontal lesbian underwater ballet, then toss in a tsunami of rampaging piranhas to gobble up the unclad spring breakers, the wet tee shirt contestants and the lesbians and I was caught-reeled-in and completely hooked.\n\nThe last third of the movie features a non-stop attack by the hungry piranhas until nearly the entire cast of extras have been shredded and sushied.\n\nThe plot doesn't hold up to scrutiny but who cares about a coherent script when you have a platoon of gorgeous hot chicks, killer fish, shredded and mutilated bodies(unfortunately most are the hot chicks) and a neat little twist at the ending.\n\nWatch this for the hot flesh and the shredded flesh and you may be happier than a goldfish in a bowl.","Product: Brand new factory sealed\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: LIFE'S A BITCH..THEN YOU DON'T DIE\n\nReview: In the year 2019 95% of the world's population are vampires. What's a thirsty blood-sucker gonna do? Establish a vampiric swat team to hunt down the remaining humans and harvest them for their blood. Ethan Hawke works as a hematologist for a pharmaceutical conglomorate run by a evil vampire CEO played by Sam Neill. Hawke is a reformed vampire who has given up drinking blood and to curb his appetite for neck juice-he takes up smoking cigarettes. But not to worry about his blackened lungs, later on when he realizes a way to regain his pulse and heartbeat-he quits smoking. But wears a nicotine patch. (Sorry I couldn't resist the nicotine patch remark)\n\nDaybreakers has some interesting ideas but goes nowhere with them. One cute scene takes place at a coffee shop where a group of vampires are waiting in line for their morning cup of java and blood. One grouchy vampire(probably got out of the wrong side of the coffin that morning)complains to the clerk that she gypped him on the amount of blood she added to his coffee and a small riot ensues broken up by the vampire swat team.\n\nBut then again none of the characters in this movie are worth caring about and Ethan Hawke, a graduate of the Keanu Reeves Academy of Acting hasn't many facets to his character unless you count mumbling and smoking.\n\nThe movie is ok for a rental but I suspect anyone who purchases this probably will need a transfusion.","Product: Set in the deep freeze of a northern Michigan winter, when a group of college students volunteer to assist their psychology professor with his research, their weekend retreat turns into a nightmare. Nicole is an all-A student, president of her sorority, a lifelong girlfriend of Mark and running for her life. When Nicole, her best friend Chloe, Mark and the rest of the class go off for a weekend of partying at Professor Barren's cottage, a hooded figure appears and friends start to disappear. As each classmate vanishes, Nicole struggles to understand who is after them and why she has escaped, until now.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: WILL THEY EVER LEARN\n\nReview: Here we go again. A college professor invites a bunch of his students to spend a weekend at his cabin for a bit of R&R. Naturally the cabin is in the woods in the middle of nowhere and a ski-masked parka wearing killer soon begins slicing and dicing the students one by one. They have a van but once they discover a couple of their friends slaughtered in the house do these genius' run for the van and take off. Of course not-instead they stand around and argue and act terrified-they argue some more-then they start accusing each other of being the killer-then they argue some more then someone suggests \"let's get outta here\". By that time the killer has tampered with the van and they ain't going nowhere.\n\nThe explanation for the gory weekend has a bit of a twist but it's still baloney. And if you like baloney this may be the movie for you...but you have been warned.","Product: FORMER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CLASSMATES & THEIR TEACHER MEET 16 YEARS LATER AT HER COUNTRYSIDE COTTAGE FOR A CLASS REUNION. THE HAPPY GATHERING TURNS INTO A NIGHTMARE AS OLD GRUDGES & HIDDEN TRUTHS SURFACE & ONE BY ONE THE FRIENDS VANISH IN A SERIES OF UNFORGETTABLY GRUESOME MURDERS.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE\n\nReview: Finally, an Asian horror film that does not feature a pasty-faced, black-ring-eyed child lurking at the bottom of a well or slinking through a crawlspace. Six of Mrs Parks ex-students are invited by her caregiver to Mrs Parks secluded home to cheer up the sickly wheelchair bound woman. Turns out Mrs Parks is not a candidate for a \"Golden Apple\" award and she has in one way or another ruined the lives of the 6 students. And Mrs Parks is not a candidate for mother of the year either. She gave birth to a facially deformed son whom she keeps locked in the cellar wearing a crude, paper bunny mask. When Mr Parks went to see the child in the hospital he just goes home and hangs himself.\n\nThe backyard party soon goes awry with truths revealed, resentments toward Mrs Parks and among the guests is a former student a very shy young man the others ridiculed but seemed to be teachers pet. But this is a horror movie and soon the group separates and one by one they are murdered by someone wearing a crudely painted bunny mask.\n\nThe only survivors of the bloodbath is the caregiver and Mrs Parks, in fact the entire movie is told to the police by the caregiver. LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE. (Any more detail than that would be a spoiler)\n\nThe movie has its share of gore and gross like eyelids stapled OPEN.Ants fed into someones ear, and a mouthful of razor blades chased down by some tea. It seems the South Koreans are like the Brits--they'll swallow anything with tea. LOL\n\nThe movie is pretty good as long as you don't mind squinting, reading the sub-titles and being duped into accepting a character who doesn't exist. LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE.","Product: The year: 2241. The transport vessel Pandora hurtles through space, bringing an alien energy source known as: Thanatos, to fuel-starved planet Earth. The Pandora's six-person crew is headed by Captain Holoway, a tough, no-nonsense woman, recently promoted after the untimely death of former captain, and her fiancée, Rubini. Some of the crew is suspicious of Thanatos, which almost seems to have a life of its own… A few thousand miles from Earth, the Pandora receives a distress signal from the Diana, a derelict spacecraft. Against the crew's wishes, Holloway decides to investigate. The ship first appears eerily vacant, until the surprise appearance of four beautiful women, all nurses on their way to a new medical facility, the only survivors of a vicious pirate attack. It doesn't take long before the: nurses, reveal their true nature: They are the space pirates, and they immediately begin taking over the Pandora, seducing and capturing the crew. In the melee, Thanatos is ruptured, spewing noxious green fluid all over one of the pirates. She begins to physically mutate, her features growing monstrous as she becomes a bloodthirsty PLAGUER! One by one, the Pandora crew and pirates fall victim to the virus, as they are attacked and then reborn as demonic, ravenous creatures. Meanwhile, Thanatos grows stronger and begins to control the ship, sending it on a dead-set voyage toward Earth. Time is running out, and the pirates and crew must reluctantly join forces if they are going to survive. The only way to stop the contagion is to destroy Thanatos - but how?\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR RIDICULE\n\nReview: I am not going to say this is a bad movie.(it is).I am not going to say the production values are bad(they are). I am not going to say the acting was bad(it is).\n\nA spacecraft twice the size of Yankee Stadium with an impressive crew of 7-rescues the only survivors of a ship that was attacked by space pirates. the rescued are 4 beautiful women and are soon revealed to be the pirates and they take over the rescue craft. The balance of this atrocity involves an egg-shaped, green glowing orb which turns the cast into flesh eating space zombies. Since the entire cast is 11-the zombies will be hungry pretty soon.\n\nThere is one scene worthy of MST3K. The only survivir boards an escape pod as the ship blows up. The escape pod looks and is the size of a coffin. All the escapee needs is a pair of pants, a low cut tee shirt and a portable oxygen tank and mask. There is a surprise and I could issue a spoiler but the movie is so ridiculous no one would care.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A STAR IS BORN\n\nReview: Move over Aretha, step aside Mariah there's a new diva in town and her name is Jennifer Hudson. To say she steals this soundtrack is an understatement-what she does do amounts to grand larceny and larcency has never been sweeter. Her electrifying rendition alone of the heart-wrenching \"And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going\" has cinched her the next academy award for best supporting actress. She also belts \"I Am Changing\" and sings the soulful version of \"One Night Only.\" This woman is amazing and i am just awestruck.\n\nThe rest of the cast,Beyonce,Jamie Foxx, etc all perform their numbers superbly but it's Eddie Murphy who is a revelation as James \"Thunder\" Early. He sails through \"Cadillac Car\" steals a bit of James Brown on \"Fake Your Way To The Top\" and then tears it up on \"Jimmys' Rap\".\n\nThis is a wonderful soundtrack but if for nothing else it must be heard just for the emergence of a shining new mega-star-Jennifer Hudson","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: SOMETHING SORT OF GRANDISH.....\n\nReview: .....And I am insane-ish about this cast record-ish. \"Finian's Rainbow\" is one of those rare shows where every number was a hit and if not a hit, well-known. Music by Burton Lane and witty, smart lyrics by E.Y. Harburg makes this recording a joy and a pleasure to listen to. Newcomer Kate Baldwin as Finians daughter Sharon and Cheyenne Jackson as Woody the sharecropper are fine, and shine on their duet \"Old Devil Moon\" and impish Christopher Fitzgerald more impish than ever, but after all he is a leprechaun and is absolutely delightful singing his 11 O'clock number \"When I'm Not Near the Girl I Love(I Love the Girl I'm Near)\" and he also shares the funny number \"Something Sort Of Grandish\" with Sharon, the first girl he loves but the fickle-hearted elf soon loses his heart to Susan, the mute sister of Woody who expresses her thoughts through dance.\n\nIf I have to quibble it would be track 16 \"Dance of the Gold Crock\" which is just annoying and jarringly out of place in a score with an over-abundance of wonderful songs, and I must admit there may be some out there who enjoy improvised harmonica tootling but for my taste it sounds more like a backyard hillbilly hoedown. I have since programmed my CD player to skip that track and just be transported to the mythical state of Missitucky where the citizens sing \"The Begat\", \"Come and Get it Day\" \"When the Idle Poor Become The Idle Rich\" \"Look To The Rainbow\" \"If This Isn't Love\" \"Necessity\" and of course the biggest hit of the show, \"How Are Things In Glocca Morra\" and the answer is, things are fine in Glocca Morra and on Broadway and I can't wait to see the show even if I have to dip into Ogs pot of gold to pay for a ticket.\n\nUpdate: It appears I will not be needing Ogs gold to buy a ticket. The show closed. Why? I guess old-fashioned shows with melodic music and witty lyrics have become passe. A shame.","Product: The 1974 revival of Candide was a wild, stripped-down, screwball version of the original, so it was bound to be a hit with audiences-and the critics fell in love, too, as the production earned a Tony and a NY Drama Critics Circle award! Some new Sondheim lyrics were penned for this production, and this marks its CD debut.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS\n\nReview: OK it doesn't have the incandescent Barbara Cook who's rendition of \"Glitter and Be Gay\" is legendary but what it does have is the most complete version of the brilliant Leonard Bernstein score with a few added songs by Stephen Sondheim and a talented cast of young performers who do quite well with this challenging almost operatic music. The production was unique and they tore up the Broadway theatre so they could perform the show on small stages located throughout the theatre and even the balconys. Even the orchestra was in sections here, there and everywhere. And so now the main floor was referred to as the valleys and the balcony were the hills. Some of the audience sat in conventional theatre seats, other audience members sat on stools, others sat at the edge of the \"hills\" with their feet dangling over the heads of the people in the \"valleys\". And a few lucky audience members actually had seats located on the main stage.\n\nIt may have been a gimmick but it worked splendidly and it gave the audience a sort of communal feel with the actors and sometimes the actors even inter-played with the audience.\n\nBut on CD the music is what's important and this is a must have for any serious devotee of the theatre and maybe some can quibble here and there about the quality of the young performers voices not being of operatic timbre but they do quite well and oft times really really well and Lewis J Stadlin as Voltaire and Doctor Pangloss and a few other characters was brilliant and hilarious. So..to sum up, is this recording The Best of All Possible Worlds?....if not it's close enough.","Product: It's frighteningly clear that Evil Dead: The Musical is nothing like its glittery Broadway siblings. Peppered with enough four-letter words to make a rapper blush and bursting with more force than a Monty Python skit, the original cast recording of Evil Dead: The Musical is a truly unique treasure, sure to appeal to many with its offbeat edginess.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: THE DANCING, SINGING DEAD\n\nReview: The cast recording of \"Evil Dead-The Musical\" is daffy, outrageous,giddy, offbeat and off-the wall, cheerfully profane and as much fun as a barrel of Candarian Demons. The songs will never be classics but they are surprisingly tuneful and bouncy even while limbs are being dismembered and heads rolling. Picking a favorite is hard since there are no clunkers but the show starts with \"Cabin in the Woods\" where the five friends are heading for Spring Break and they drive across stage holding a cardboard cutout of a car and drive like the Flintstones with their feet. Ash and his sweetie Linda sing of how they fell in love on aisle three of S-Mart where he is a \"Housewares Employee\" and she a check-out cashier.\nAnother delight is \"Join Us\" sung by the 'deadites' and a moosehead(don't ask).\nOne of the girls sings a ditty called \"All the Men in My Life Keep Getting Killed by Candarian Demons\" And the number is performed in the style of a fifties doo-wop.\n\nLate in the show when the demons decide to team up to kill Ash they first must stop to sing and dance \"Do the Necronomicon\" which is a \"borrow\" from \"Rocky Horror\" but it's acknowleged during the number with the lyrics \"it's like the \"Time Warp\"--only better.\"\n\nAfter listening to this delightful cast album i am puzzled why it only had a two month run in New York-or maybe the problem was the fact that copious amounts of stage blood was used and sprayed even into the audience(management provided plastic ponchos to those in the first few rows). Hopefully local theatre companies across the country will mount productions.\n\nThis CD I highly recommend but be warned the language is pretty rough in spots but remember my first remarks-\"It's cheerfully profane\"","Product: Arthur Laurents, who penned the script to the original West Side Story , directed this 2009 revival, which made waves for its integration of Spanish into the dialogue and songs. Behold these fresh new spins on I Feel Pretty (Me Siento Hermosa); Maria; Cool; Tonight; America; Somewhere , and more beloved Bernstein/Sondheim songs!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: THE SCORE STILL SOARS-THIS CAST DOES NOT\n\nReview: The five star rating is based solely on the merits of the music and lyrics not the current cast who shamefully abuse it. Josephina Scaglione as Maria is no contest the best of the bunch and she valiantly carries Tony through their duets. Matt Cavanaugh as Tony looks like a pretty boy flight attendant who down-sized himself to Doc's Drugstore, instead of the recently reformed street punk. And his singing is not bad, not good, but not bad, but his line readings of dialogue are so embarassingly cringe-worthy I kept hoping Chino would show up with his gun a lot sooner. Their songs \"Tonight\" and \"One Hand, One Heart\" sound great but the songs are beautiful and that helps but unfortunately Tony has dialogue during those scenes and the tone of his voice during the \"Marriage\" in \"One Hand, One Heart\" he may as well have been inviting Maria to go roller-skating. The famous scene where Tony and Maria meet for the first time, his line readings are so child-like to suggest he never spoke to or seen a girl before. Karen Olivio is certainly no spit-fire as Anita and if you saw an understudy at any given performance there would be no loss.\n\nIf I sound sarcastic, I am, but I'm also angry.\n\nThis production is the first American production to have the songs sung by the Puerto Ricans in Spanish. It makes sense that amongst themselves they would speak Spanish but even here this premise is compromised. \"I Feel Pretty\" is entirely in Spanish but \"America\" is in English. I would bet my bottom dollar that Stephen Sondheim, the lyricist wanted his sardonic and witty lyrics heard. The \"Quintet\" that leads to the rumble scene is a night-marish mish-mash. The Jets sing in English, The Sharks sing in Spanish-except they sing the word tonight in English. I am pretty sure there is a word in Spanish for tonight. Anita sings in English(?) Tony and Maria sing in Engish and when everyone sings together in both languages-cover your ears. The Maria/Anita duet is split. \"A Boy Like That\" in Spanish-\"I Have A Love\" in English(the Sondheim influence again). And then the very brief reprise of \"Somewhere\" where Tony lies dying-She sings English and He sings Spanish????\n\nI don't speak Spanish but if someone out there reading this review knows the language please tell me if these translations are correct.\n\nvery smart Maria, very smart becomes por favor Maria, por favor\nbut my heart Anita, but my heart becomes por favor Anita, por favor\nor can por favor mean anything?\n\nThe CD has its' moments though mainly due to the copious amounts of Leonard Bernsteins wonderful pulsating, jazz influenced music. If you feel the need to add another recording of \"West Side Story\" to your music library then by all means buy it, but the original 1957 Broadway recording and even the movie soundtrack are better, much better.","Product: First time on CD for the complete two record soundtrack to the Broadway play, available on one CD. In 1985, Ellie Greenwich and Michael Peters put on the Broadway show Leader Of The Pack. That same year Elektra Records issued a two album set featuring the Original Broadway Cast. They also issued a single disc \"greatest hits\" from that play. We now issue on CD for the first time anywhere, the complete two record set on one CD. The album features Dinah Manoff, Darlene Love, Jasmine Guy and, of course, Ellie Greenwich.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: LEADER OF THE CRAP\n\nReview: \"Leader of the Pack\" was a vanity musical for Ellie Greenwich, by Ellie Greenwich and about Ellie Greenwich---in fact under the title it was proclaimed the Ellie Greenwich musical. Who is or was Ellie Greenwich you might ask? Ellie Greenwich was a fourth-rate, really, really struggling song-writer until she found her future hubby, Jeff Barry and future murder defendant, Phil Spector. Together the trio but sometimes the duo produced a string of hits in the early 60's and then the lovebirds(Jeff and Ellie) divorced and Phil Spector just went weird and the bubble-gum bubble burst.\n\nBut the songs were constantly to be heard out of teeny-boppers transistor radios---remember transistor radios? Sad to say I had one---but the songs although mindless, frothy noise still had a somewhat gooey charm. Songs like \"Be My Baby\" \"And Then He Kissed Me\" \"Chapel of Love\" \"Doo Wah Diddy\" \"Hanky Panky\" \"Da Doo Run Run\" \"River Deep, Mountain High\" and of course the title song \"Leader of the Pack\" which is a hilarious song about a young girls romance with a boy from the wrong side of the tracks until he is killed in a motor-cycle accident. The song is supposed to be serious but trust me, it's hilarious. I wouldn't admit it out loud, but this is a printed review so no one can see the guilty look on my face, but I must admit I still have a soft spot in my heart, or maybe my head, for these songs.\n\nThe show also starred Darlene Love as Darlene Love--she was the Tina Turner of her day and God Bless her, Ms Love is still around having most recently played Motormouth Mabel in the Broadway production of \"Hairspray\".\n\nBut then vanity rears its' ugly head again and Ellie Greenwich herself(OMG,it's like to die! lol) appears in the last part of the show playing Ellie Greenwich and then a mildly entertaining show turns grotesque. She then proceeds to ad-lib(badly) with the young cast-then wearing a glitzy caftan gathers the young cast around her to pontificate like it was the sermon on the mount. And then Ms Greenwich led the entire cast in a new song she felt was her duty to write for the production. The song was called \"We're Gonna Make It(After All) Well the song didn't make it, and Ellie Greenwich didn't make it, and neither did the show.\n\nNearly 20 years later the long-awaited release of the CD (in Ellies mind) has arrived and the question is WHY? Why did I buy this? I don't know. Maybe it just goes back to that \"soft spot\" I spoke of earlier."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Sweet Charity ~ Sweet Charity\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: THIS IS ONE CHARITY WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD\\n\\nReview: THERE IS AN OLD SAYING \\\"THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THAT ANYMORE\\\" AND SWEET CHARITY AS DIRECTED BY BOB FOSSE AND DANCED,SUNG AND ACTED WITH GRACE AND VULNERABILTY BY THE GREAT GWEN VERDON AND WONDERFUL ROUSING SONGS BY CY COLEMAN AND DOROTHY FIELDS AND ESPECIALLY THE ENERGETIC, SENSUAL AND WITTY CHOREOGRAPHY OF BOB FOSSE. THIS CD HELPS RECAPTURE THAT MOMENT IN TIME BUT ONLY AURALLY AS THE ELECTRIC DANCING OF VERDON TO 'IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW' 'THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS' AND 'I'M A BRASS BAND' CANNOT BE REPLICATED ON CD. ANOTHER DANCE HIGHLIGHT WAS 'THE RICH MAN'S FRUG' WHICH EVEN ON THE RECENT REISSUE OF THE OBC STILL HASN'T BEEN FULLY RECORDED. FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW WONDERFUL A BROADWAY RECORDING CAN BE WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO RUSH TO THEIR NEAREST RECORD STORE AND RECAPTURE FOR AT LEAST 50 MINUTES A SHOW SCORE FROM THE DAYS WHEN MUSICALS WERE TRULY MUSICAL AND A MUSICAL COMEDY WAS TRULY A MUSICAL COMEDY.\",\n \"Product: TITLE : Hair (an American tribal love-rock musical)\\nARTIST : New York Shakespeare Festival Public Theater\\nFORMAT : Long Play Record\\nLABEL : RCA Victor\\nRECORD # : LSP-1143 (stereo)\\nDATE : 1967 (black label)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: THE SUN STILL SHINES IN\\n\\nReview: \\\"Hair\\\" opened on Broadway amidst the turmoil dividing the country in 1968 and knocked behind-the-times Broadway on its' ear. \\\"Hair\\\" was a breath of fresh air and it saved Broadway but it nearly destroyed it. Soon a flock of wanna-be Hairs traipsed into town and soon belly-flopped and traipsed out of town. The reason for the belly flop? \\\"Hair\\\" got there first.\\n\\nStructurally \\\"Hair\\\" was an unwashed mess, more a party than theatre, but what a party it was and the party has started anew and shaken the town again. The wispy thin story, like a single strand of hair involves Claude a young hippie and somewhat leader of his bell-bottomed, love-beaded friends has received his draft notice and that's the story. Will he avoid the draft or will he join the army? Will he? Won't he? Will he? Won't he? He does and the result is tragic. The bulk of the show is ideas, social issues and attitude swirling around like a tornado gone beserk. None of the actors playing the hippies or tribe as their called here, stand-still for a moment and even spill out into the audience, frightening the blue-haired matrons who have strolled in to check out the latest rage.\\n\\nGavin Creel sings sweetly as Claude, the would be draft dodger and when you see his picture in the booklet you have to smile and say, \\\"Someone should feed that boy a sandwich or three\\\". Will Swenson as Berger sings well but he lacks the shaggy dog manginess of Gerome Ragni-the original Berger.\\n\\n What other show could get away with a second act that is 90 percent an extended LSD trip. And come morning when the trip is over, Claude leaves his friends for the army. Soon Claude reappears, hair shaven dressed in army fatigues. The tribe cannot see or hear him even as he calls out to them. The tribe knows that somethig is horribly wrong but they sing a song of hope as they leave the stage and the only one left is Claude lying at rest draped in an American flag.\\n\\nAnyone who may read this review will notice that up to now I have not mentioned the score. After all this is supposed to be about the CD and not the show.\\n\\nTo me the score is like a sandwich. The opening \\\"Aquarius\\\" and the ending \\\"Let The Sunshine In\\\" are like two slices of bread holding together the tasty filling in-between.\\n\\nAnd don't think I have forgotten about Sasha Allen-with her powerhouse voice, she is the baker of those two slices of bread.\\n\\nGalt MacDermots music and the lyrics of Gerome Ragni and James Rado still shines in 2009 as it did back in 1968 and just as we were back then when we were neck deep in war-in 2009 we are still at war. Some things never change and for better or worse-neither has \\\"Hair\\\" and at least for that we can rejoice.\",\n \"Product: Sci-Fi classic with mutant crabs\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: NOT FOR THE CRABBY\\n\\nReview: \\\"Attack Of The Crab Monsters\\\" is one of those movies best viewed if you leave your brain parked in the lobby and just sit back and enjoy. I remember back in 1957, a certain 12 year old I know very well sat in the local Bijou with some of his friends jumping and screaming and having a great time pretending they were scared. Except that 12 year old was really scared. Over time that 12 year old I know so well has come to appreciate the inspired silliness this movie really is and tastier than a soft-shelled crab, but today that 12 year old is a bit older, still a lover of horror movies, and even Broadway musicals and loves to shoot pistols(if they ever remove the suspension from his LTC) but sometimes it's fun to be nostalgic even if it's over some lightweight piece of trifle like \\\"Attack Of The Crab Monsters\\\" and wonder, \\\"whatever happened to that 12 year old seated in the darkened theatre, clutching his box of popcorn in terror as he watched an oversized paper maches crab mobilized by someone wearing sneakers?\\\"\\n\\nSpecial note: The four stars is for the nostalgia this movie brings, not the worth of the movie. Back in the 50's most creature features were bargain basement budgets but a double feature was always fun on a rainy Saturday matinee. Ah, the good old days, a double feature+popcorn+soda and a box of juju beads=$1.25 total. Nowadays, 1 movie+popcorn+soda-no juju beads=bank loan. LOL\",\n \"Product: A three pack of Cops.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: COPS--REALITY? MAYBE, MAYBE NOT\\n\\nReview: This show has been on for 20 years but I stumbled on it one day just by channel surfing but is this reality? The photography is a bit too slick for it's own good and even foot chases are filmed with a cameraman who must have the steadiest hands in history if he is really running behind the cop chasing a suspect. And the cops always get their \\\"man\\\" or woman\\\". And because this is on film they always draw their pistols for dramatic effect but the only thing they do shoot is tasers. Each show starts with a chat by an officer to the camera, he is always low key and soft-spoken, but when he faces a suspect, the Glock is out and he is screaming commands to the \\\"suspect\\\". After the criminal is captured and handcuffed, the officer then talks to them low-key and soft spoken. Maybe I am just a bit cynical but I highly doubt in the big, bad world out there a policeman would chat with a \\\"suspect\\\" like they were old chums. I realize because of time constraints-and fast forward editing, (each of the three segments per 30 minute show run for 6 to seven minutes) which explains what starts out as a one officer pursuit-suddenly there are a platoon of cops on the scene who appear out of nowhere.\\n\\nI am not slamming the show because it is highly entertaining and highly addictive but it is one of the best photographed \\\"reality\\\" shows out there and although I enjoy watching it--I take the \\\"reality\\\" boast with a grain of salt. And may \\\"Cops\\\" continue for another 20 years chasing after the \\\"Bad Boys\\\".\\n\\nUpdate on my suspicion that COPS may be somewhat staged, I have recently watched an episode that appeared real but because it was being filmed for television the actions of the cops were somewhat restrained considering the situation.\\nAn officer is about to tackle a child predator but just at the point of contact the predator turns and belts the officer squarely in the nose. The officer gets him to the ground and the perv begins to chomp down on the forearm of the officer. There are now 5 or 6 officers trying to help their comrade who now has blood gushing from his nose and teeth locked on his forearm- Now my thoughts on why this incident looks real--Aside from the graphic view of the nose injury, in the midst of the struggle the predator has defecated and urinated in his own shorts and is hosed down by the officers-but during the struggle with 6 officers trying to help their fellow officer, with the exception of one who tries a few jabs with a baton to the offenders ribs, not one of them thought of using a taser in all the confusion. I have seen episodes where a taser is used against a suspect who is aggressively rude but hardly dangerous--the episode I am talking about-the taser was not even thought about in the heat of the moment due to the violence against the officer and the struggle to subdue the suspect--this episode was to me-real. (However, if this event was not being filmed for public viewing on television-I am sure the fight to subdue the child predator would not have been so restrained but I can only say-why not? the guy was an animal.)\\n\\nAnother thing that always surpises me is 99% of the suspects do not insist their faces be blurred considering what they are being arrested for would be embarrasing for most but then I guess there is always someone out there who wants his 15 minutes of fame no matter what the circumstance. Now that is REAL.\",\n \"Product: Best of Americas Funniest Home Videos [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A GUILTY PLEASURE.....A VERY GUILTY PLEASURE\\n\\nReview: Can a movie be outrageous, obnoxious, disgusting, anti-semetic and just plain in-your-face offensive and still be funny? \\\"Borat etc..\\\" is here and the answer is a resounding yes although any reasonable and clear thinking person may find the need to atone for laughing uproariously at this movie clearly made to to both mock and shock.\\n\\nSupposedly the picture was mostly improvised but I believe a good 90 percent of the movie was scripted in some way. How else do you explain the fact that Sasha Cohen(Borat) is still breathing considering the outrageous and sometimes cruel pranks he plays on \\\"unsuspecting\\\" patsies.\\n\\nOne scene I hope is fake is the one between Borat and the gunshop owner when Borat asks the man \\\"what is best gun to kill Jew?\\\" The owner offers a gun of choice without a blink of eye or raised eyebrow-it's chilling to think there is someone out there like that.\\n\\nBut still there is no denying this is one funny movie even if you feel a little guilty, actually very guilty laughing at a movie that holds a mirror to the sometimes dark side of humanity, including Borat himself.\",\n \"Product: Four friends, on their way to a Halloween wedding, get into a horrifying car accident in the middle of nowhere. Searching for help, they come across an desolate, mysterious farm. Unbeknownst to them, the friends' presence awaken an ancient evil and creatures of the night awaken - and the undead rise. A night of relentless horror begins.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: BATS IN THE GRINDHOUSE\\n\\nReview: The Roost is a low budget horror movie from 2004 to which the current Quentin Tarentino movie \\\"Grindhouse\\\" owes a big debt of gratitude.\\n\\nThe concept is the movie is a flick that would show up on a late-night fright-night type tv show. Tom Noonan plays the creepy looking host and the screen for these sections is like your viewing it on a television screen in your living room.\\n\\nThe movie proper is a low budget affair which is actually not bad at all and offers up a fair amount of scares but like an old movie of the late 50's and sixties most of the killings take place off-screen and since the viewer knows what is happening it creates a mood of dread without buckets of blood spewing about.\\n\\nthe movie print is purposely made to have flaws such as making scratches in spots on the negative throughout the movie and white vertical lines flashing through the film and at one point the film actually slips off the sprocket and the film abruptly stops and we go back to the tv host who apologizes and then shortly the film resumes. Limited by a small budget it can only modestly pull off the concept but the makers of the newer big budget \\\"Grindhouse\\\" were taking notes.\\n\\nThe Roost is worth viewing- it tries to be different and mostly succeeds.\",\n \"Product: The inmates of a Young Offenders Institution are beyond help: too tough to handle, too far gone to be brought back. Their prison is a dumping ground for the worst in the system... until they are sent to the wilderness. They are dropped into an alien world of dense forests, treacherous rivers and jagged coastline. For one week they have to learn to work as a team, to develop character and maybe even discover a new respect for each other. But there's someone else on the island who wants to teach them a bigger lesson, and they are about to become his prey. Following the gruesome slaughter of their team leaders, the young criminals find themselves alone and cut off from any chance for help. The only way to survive is to pull together against this hunter and his pack of savage dogs as he picks them off one by one.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: WATCH OUT FOR THE SHRUBBERY\\n\\nReview: I had to mention that because there are a couple of times in this movie when the killer camouflages himself as turf and when the soon to be victims walk away, the shrubbery slithers off in the opposite direction. This sounds absurd but in this movie it is effective...but funny. There's nothing funny when the slaughter starts and it can be startling and very brutal. A group of young male delinquents are brought to a now deserted island wilderness to try and see if these somewhat nasty misfits can straighten themselves out by camping and learning to survive the wilderness and each other. They meet up with their female counterparts-but the bad boys and girls are the usual assortment-the bully, the coward, the wimp, the misunderstood one and of course a traitor. One of the males at the young juvenile offenders facility had recently committed suicide and the killer is the shrubbery, i mean the boys' father. This is not a spoiler since the killers identity is known pretty quick.\\n\\nThe movie is well-made and directed and has genuine suspense and the killings are brutal, raw and very very gory including someone being devoured by a pack of dogs. The biggest surprise of the movie is the killer has \\\"inside\\\" help.\\n\\nIf you like seeing thuggish brats being picked off one by one this is a movie I would recommend.\\n\\nThis is indeed a spoiler alert but someone made a big mistake when they show a knife fight between a British commando and a youth and the youth wins. If you can ignore this supreme piece of silliness-the movie on the whole is a keeper. BOOYAH! That booyah was for my friend Jason.\",\n \"Product: In 1961, Michael Rockefeller -- son of one of the most powerful men in the world - was lost during an expedition just off the shore of New Guinea. At first presumed drowned or eaten by cannibals, reports of a lone white man living among the natives have led to the speculation that Rockefeller survived. Hearing of one such recent \\\"sighting\\\" -- and intent on recording a million-dollar interview -- two adventurous young couples set off into the remote jungle to find this man. What they meet instead is sheer and absolute horror. Captured in grisly, self-shot video footage, their nightmare journey into the heart of evil will shock and forever haunt you.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: WELCOME TO THE BUNGLE\\n\\nReview: This is the movie that does disservice to cannibal movies. Four of the stupidest college-age kids venture into the jungle of New Guinea in the hopes of solving the mystery of the disappearance of Michael Rockefeller in 1961. They meet up with a friendly bunch of natives who actually hand a cigarette lighter with Rockefellers initials to our quartet of dopes. Huh?\\n\\nTwice in the movie each couple construct a raft and as they are floating along they become nervous when they see an increasing crowd of seemingly hostile natives carrying spears and bow and arrows. So what do our genius's do? They dock the raft onshore and start running through the jungle with the cannibals in hot pursuit. What????\\n\\nSo the obvious happens. They get eaten and the cannibals get indigestion.\",\n \"Product: It seemed like the perfect neighborhood, at least that's what Bob and Wendi Petersen thought, before they met their new neighbor... But behind every perfect neighborhood, there hides a dark secret. On Wormwood Drive that secret is named Adrien Trumbull; behind his welcoming grin lurks a dark obsession with poison and self-mutilation and within the walls of his rancid home, hides pure madness. For Bob and Wendi Petersen, the neighborhood of their dreams is about to become a living nightmare, a deadly end.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: NEVER ACCEPT CANDY FROM A NEIGHBOR.................\\n\\nReview: .......especially when that neighbor wears filthy and soiled clothing-has running boils and zits on one side of his face and acts neighborly in a creepy sort of way-but his idea of neighborly is to lace the chocolates with laxatives. And when the young couple refuse his next gift of home-made preserves all hell breaks loose and he begins to poison their water.\\n\\nThere is also another scene involving a bouquet of poison oak-but the real horror behind this movie is the paranoia of not knowing what kind of sicko could be living across the street in an otherwise quiet neighborhood. he also terrorizes a senior citizen couple and causes that wife to have a stroke. She is hooked up to a ventilator and Adrien the monster sabotages the couples electricity and the wife dies.\\n\\nThe final scene is the grossout and will not be revealed here but one good thing is the husband of the stroke victim gets his revenge and boy does he ever.\\n\\nFinally a horror film that isn't the usual slice and dice-but is cringe-worthy seeing the young couple graphically feeling the full effects of the laxative-laced chocolates and then slowly wasting away from being poisoned.\\n\\nGood rental but not for the overly sensitive or squeamish.\",\n \"Product: In the tradition of Open Water and Rogue comes a thrilling and suspenseful new horror film inspired by the true events of a terrifying crocodile attack. What begins as a leisurely boat tour down the rivers of Northern Australia becomes a horrifying race for survival when Grace, Adam and Lee become hostages of a man-eating crocodile. When their boat suddenly capsizes in a mangrove swamp they are shocked to find that their guide is missing. Realizing they've been attacked by a crocodile, the only place they can find safety is up a tree. Now, stranded in the flooded swamp, starving and terrified, the three must battle to survive the bloodthirsty beast who sits below -- just waiting for one of them to lose their grip...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: NO NEED TO SHED CROCODILE TEARS\\n\\nReview: Never heard of this but it was on FearNet and a freebie so I gave it a try and it was edge of the seat once it got going. A pregnant girl, her bf and the pregnant girls younger sister along with a guide go on a fishing trip in the back waters of northern Australia where they soon meet up with a fiesty and very hungry crocodile.\\n\\nLet's talk about this crocodile for a moment. With its pronounced furrows above its eyes it resembles Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes. If only it would eat Andy Rooney (sigh).\\n\\nOnce they arrive in a tributary called the mangroves, they are immediately up close and personal with the croc who tips over their dinky rowboat and chows down on the guide. The couple scramble out of the water and make it to a tree. The younger sister is trapped under the boat but she soon pulls herself onto the capsized dinky rowboat.\\n\\nThe croc has finished his guide snack and is now circling the dinky rowboat looking for dessert.\\n\\nThe only gross-out scene involves sound rather than visuals. The croc has risen to just below the surface of the water, victim firmly clenched in its jaws and offscreen all you hear is the sound of chewing and bone crunching. A great example of imagining besting outright blood and guts.\\n\\nThe balance of the movie is the fate of the trio in the tree. Will they live? Will they die? Who will survive or can they survive?\\n\\nThe movie is intense and mind numbingly terrifying.\\n\\nGood movie, not a great movie but well worth a watch and the moral of the story is--If you ever go fishing in the back waters of Australia, watch out for a crocodile with Andy Rooney eyes.\",\n \"Product: The theatrical thriller Timber Falls features a religious serial killer intent on harvesting babies from the sexy women he kidnaps. In the tradition of some of Stephen Kings Desperation.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: FEEDING BULLETS TO THE FISH\\n\\nReview: Slasher flicks. You either love 'em or hate them. I am on the fence with this one. On one side is razor wire and on the other side is quicksand. So you see my predicement. Most victims in slasher movies are commonly one sandwich short of a picnic. The couple in this movie also forgot the potato salad.\\n\\nCity dwellers Mike and Cheryl decide to hike in the rural hills of West Virginia. Unbeknownst to them, them thar hills is crawling with Bible-thumping lunatics, card-carrying rednecks, a drooling mutant and an unkempt, greasy haired woman dragging a child's wagon behind her. Mike and Cheryl even ask for directions from this person who looks like she has a permanent table at \\\"Uncle Jimmy Bob's Fried Possum Shack.\\\"\\n\\nThey follow her directions(oh-oh) and as soon as they find a clearing they decide to have an impropmtu session of afternoon delight. Coitus is interruptus by a trio of card carrying rednecks who menace the couple, then extort 50 dollars from them.\\n\\nNow comes the scene where I lost further vested interest for the welfare of the couple.\\n\\nRemember-they have just been scared silly by rednecks. Well Cheryl is horrified to learn that Mike is carrying a loaded revolver. They compromise--she tells him he can keep the gun but to toss the bullets. He throws the rounds into the lake, the fish get fed and we're left with a movie starring Dumb and dumber.\\n\\nI watched the movie until the end well aware that here was a couple too stupid to live but to be slowly tortured. The balance of the film involves-named fetus's in mason jars, mutilations, forced copulation, chopped fingers, a gory whipping, a drooling mutant's attempt at sex, impalements, shotgun blasts, cut throats, a moonshine molotov cocktail.\\n\\nThe last scene is one of those \\\"surprise\\\" scenes but like the couple it doesn't make sense. Although it is revealed that Cheryl is aleady 8 weeks pregnant before the torture scenes-it is now one year later and Mike and Cheryl have survived their weekend hiking trip and now are doting parents of a baby boy. They leave the room and suddenly a baby hand reaches up from the crib holding a miniature scythe. Give me a break! LOL\",\n \"Product: It seemed like the perfect neighborhood, at least that's what Bob and Wendi Petersen thought, before they met their new neighbor... But behind every perfect neighborhood, there hides a dark secret. On Wormwood Drive that secret is named Adrien Trumbull; behind his welcoming grin lurks a dark obsession with poison and self-mutilation and within the walls of his rancid home, hides pure madness. For Bob and Wendi Petersen, the neighborhood of their dreams is about to become a living nightmare, a deadly end.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: NEVER ACCEPT CANDY FROM A NEIGHBOR.................\\n\\nReview: .......especially when that neighbor wears filthy and soiled clothing-has running boils and zits on one side of his face and acts neighborly in a creepy sort of way-but his idea of neighborly is to lace the chocolates with laxatives. And when the young couple refuse his next gift of home-made preserves all hell breaks loose and he begins to poison their water.\\n\\nThere is also another scene involving a bouquet of poison oak-but the real horror behind this movie is the paranoia of not knowing what kind of sicko could be living across the street in an otherwise quiet neighborhood. he also terrorizes a senior citizen couple and causes that wife to have a stroke. She is hooked up to a ventilator and Adrien the monster sabotages the couples electricity and the wife dies.\\n\\nThe final scene is the grossout and will not be revealed here but one good thing is the husband of the stroke victim gets his revenge and boy does he ever.\\n\\nFinally a horror film that isn't the usual slice and dice-but is cringe-worthy seeing the young couple graphically feeling the full effects of the laxative-laced chocolates and then slowly wasting away from being poisoned.\\n\\nGood rental but not for the overly sensitive or squeamish.\",\n \"Product: In the tradition of Open Water and Rogue comes a thrilling and suspenseful new horror film inspired by the true events of a terrifying crocodile attack. What begins as a leisurely boat tour down the rivers of Northern Australia becomes a horrifying race for survival when Grace, Adam and Lee become hostages of a man-eating crocodile. When their boat suddenly capsizes in a mangrove swamp they are shocked to find that their guide is missing. Realizing they've been attacked by a crocodile, the only place they can find safety is up a tree. Now, stranded in the flooded swamp, starving and terrified, the three must battle to survive the bloodthirsty beast who sits below -- just waiting for one of them to lose their grip...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: NO NEED TO SHED CROCODILE TEARS\\n\\nReview: Never heard of this but it was on FearNet and a freebie so I gave it a try and it was edge of the seat once it got going. A pregnant girl, her bf and the pregnant girls younger sister along with a guide go on a fishing trip in the back waters of northern Australia where they soon meet up with a fiesty and very hungry crocodile.\\n\\nLet's talk about this crocodile for a moment. With its pronounced furrows above its eyes it resembles Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes. If only it would eat Andy Rooney (sigh).\\n\\nOnce they arrive in a tributary called the mangroves, they are immediately up close and personal with the croc who tips over their dinky rowboat and chows down on the guide. The couple scramble out of the water and make it to a tree. The younger sister is trapped under the boat but she soon pulls herself onto the capsized dinky rowboat.\\n\\nThe croc has finished his guide snack and is now circling the dinky rowboat looking for dessert.\\n\\nThe only gross-out scene involves sound rather than visuals. The croc has risen to just below the surface of the water, victim firmly clenched in its jaws and offscreen all you hear is the sound of chewing and bone crunching. A great example of imagining besting outright blood and guts.\\n\\nThe balance of the movie is the fate of the trio in the tree. Will they live? Will they die? Who will survive or can they survive?\\n\\nThe movie is intense and mind numbingly terrifying.\\n\\nGood movie, not a great movie but well worth a watch and the moral of the story is--If you ever go fishing in the back waters of Australia, watch out for a crocodile with Andy Rooney eyes.\",\n \"Product: The theatrical thriller Timber Falls features a religious serial killer intent on harvesting babies from the sexy women he kidnaps. In the tradition of some of Stephen Kings Desperation.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: FEEDING BULLETS TO THE FISH\\n\\nReview: Slasher flicks. You either love 'em or hate them. I am on the fence with this one. On one side is razor wire and on the other side is quicksand. So you see my predicement. Most victims in slasher movies are commonly one sandwich short of a picnic. The couple in this movie also forgot the potato salad.\\n\\nCity dwellers Mike and Cheryl decide to hike in the rural hills of West Virginia. Unbeknownst to them, them thar hills is crawling with Bible-thumping lunatics, card-carrying rednecks, a drooling mutant and an unkempt, greasy haired woman dragging a child's wagon behind her. Mike and Cheryl even ask for directions from this person who looks like she has a permanent table at \\\"Uncle Jimmy Bob's Fried Possum Shack.\\\"\\n\\nThey follow her directions(oh-oh) and as soon as they find a clearing they decide to have an impropmtu session of afternoon delight. Coitus is interruptus by a trio of card carrying rednecks who menace the couple, then extort 50 dollars from them.\\n\\nNow comes the scene where I lost further vested interest for the welfare of the couple.\\n\\nRemember-they have just been scared silly by rednecks. Well Cheryl is horrified to learn that Mike is carrying a loaded revolver. They compromise--she tells him he can keep the gun but to toss the bullets. He throws the rounds into the lake, the fish get fed and we're left with a movie starring Dumb and dumber.\\n\\nI watched the movie until the end well aware that here was a couple too stupid to live but to be slowly tortured. The balance of the film involves-named fetus's in mason jars, mutilations, forced copulation, chopped fingers, a gory whipping, a drooling mutant's attempt at sex, impalements, shotgun blasts, cut throats, a moonshine molotov cocktail.\\n\\nThe last scene is one of those \\\"surprise\\\" scenes but like the couple it doesn't make sense. Although it is revealed that Cheryl is aleady 8 weeks pregnant before the torture scenes-it is now one year later and Mike and Cheryl have survived their weekend hiking trip and now are doting parents of a baby boy. They leave the room and suddenly a baby hand reaches up from the crib holding a miniature scythe. Give me a break! LOL\",\n \"Product: On the night of the big high-school prom, the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: ZOMBIES AT THE PROM\\n\\nReview: A mildly entertaining zombie flick about a zombie outbreak on prom night. The eventual heroes are the usual assortment of losers who couldn't get a date and even a couple of gals decked out in their prom gowns. The outbreak of the living dead is never explained but the town is bordered by three huge industrial smokestacks which billow black smoke.\\n\\nOne amusing scene finds a three man garage band stumbling onto the idea that the zombies are entertained by loud guitar riffs and drumming. The zombies stand transfixed actually swaying back and forth to the music. I was hoping they would show the zombies with their hands in the air waving, holding cigarette lighters. Oh well, you can't have everything. The losers with the help of a macho Rambo-lite ex-military man, complete with confederate flag in his garage, arms the kids to the teeth with weapons, machetes, sickles, clubs with protruding nails, bats- but no guns for the kids-he's in charge of the guns and explosives.\\n\\nThe movie is gory but how can you take a movie like this seriously when in one scene a zombies body is severed at the waist and the waist and legs run away?\\n\\nThe movie is ok to watch but George Romero won't lose any sleep.\",\n \"Product: A midnight showing of an early 1970's horror movie turns to chaos when the Killer from the movie comes out of the film to attack those in the theater.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A MOVIE WITHIN A MOVIE WITHIN A MOVIE AND SURPRISINGLY GOOD...\\n\\nReview: ....Considering most of the scare-free schlock direct to video movies out there. The movie starts when a mis-guided or just plain stupid psychiatrist thinks letting the loon who directed a cheesy horror movie from the 60's watch his film will be beneficial therapy. Big mistake. The crazed director slaughters everyone in the asylum, escapes and then the fun begins.\\n\\nTwo couples and their gassy friend along with a biker and his chick as well as two detectives and an interloper, the kid brother of one of the girls watch the old black and white film \\\"The Dark Beneath\\\" which is a typical slasher flick featuring the usual assortment of brain dead teens.\\n\\nWhen the friend with gas problems has to make a mad dash to the toilet the movie on screen suddenly changes and they watch as their friend gets murdered by a masked maniac wielding a very sharp spiral orb which the killer uses to punch a hole in the victim and extract innards. The friends in the audience think they have been punk'd until they go to the toilet and find blood and gore on the floor.\\n\\nOne by one the cast is picked off and the movie gets progressively more gruesome but not as gruesome as the fake butter glopped on popcorn at the concession stand.\\n\\nThe movie has many twists and turns and delivers the gore and best of all doesn't insult the intelligence of the viewer. Good job, Good show.\",\n \"Product: On the night of the big High-School Prom, the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: ZOMBIES AT THE PROM\\n\\nReview: A mildly entertaining zombie flick about a zombie outbreak on prom night. The eventual heroes are the usual assortment of losers who couldn't get a date and even a couple of gals decked out in their prom gowns. The outbreak of the living dead is never explained but the town is bordered by three huge industrial smokestacks which billow black smoke.\\n\\nOne amusing scene finds a three man garage band stumbling onto the idea that the zombies are entertained by loud guitar riffs and drumming. The zombies stand transfixed actually swaying back and forth to the music. I was hoping they would show the zombies with their hands in the air waving, holding cigarette lighters. Oh well, you can't have everything. The losers with the help of a macho Rambo-lite ex-military man, complete with confederate flag in his garage, arms the kids to the teeth with weapons, machetes, sickles, clubs with protruding nails, bats- but no guns for the kids-he's in charge of the guns and explosives.\\n\\nThe movie is gory but how can you take a movie like this seriously when in one scene a zombies body is severed at the waist and the waist and legs run away?\\n\\nThe movie is ok to watch but George Romero won't lose any sleep.\",\n \"Product: Detours can be deadly! When four friends embark on a road trip to Vegas looking for fun and a few cheap thrills, they have no idea they they're about to fall into a blood-drenched charnel house of tension, torture and the darkest depths of pure primal fear! After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, they must find a way back to civilization. But their plan soon arouses the malice of Rusty Nail - a murderous, vengeful trucker with an insatiable appetite for gruesome mutilation and sadistic pain - and he'll stop at nothing to ensure they pay their toll...one body part at a time!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: HANGING BY A RUSTY NAIL\\n\\nReview: The thrills and adrenaline-pumping excitement in the original Joy Ride begins when two brothers play a cruel prank on a seemingly love-lorn trucker named Rusty Nail. The rest of the movie is a roller coaster ride with a slam bang finale and a twisty ending.\\n\\nThe new movie Joy Ride 2 centers on two couples heading for Las Vegas. One of the guys suggest they use a back road because it's shorter(damn the old \\\"let's use the back road\\\" cliche) Naturally their car breaks down and they start walking and remember- they are on a deserted back road. They eventually come across a seemingly deserted house and shed. They break into the house find nothing useful then inspect the shed where they find a wall loaded with nasty looking implements and do find a lovingly restored sports car which they reason they will \\\"borrow\\\" until they find a rental in the next town and return the sports car. One of the girls leaves contact information for the owners if they return(stupid, stupid girl) Of course this is a horror movie and the owner turns out to be--yes you guessed right--it's Rusty Nail.\\n\\nThe balance of the movie is sadism, mutilation and some rather gruesome death scenes. One poor soul has his entire jawbone ripped from his face(not shown) but you do get to see the jawbone -teeth and all. The metal rod through the top of the head through the chin is gross(but i saw a similar scene in a 1980's horror flick-The Prowler) The movie has a lot of tense moments but unlike the first movie the tense scenes are sadistic and bloody while the first movie the thrills and tense moments were more from chase scenes with the maniacal Rusty and his truck. The movie is worth a watch but it will make you squirm.\\n\\nOne piece of advice...Never give Rusty Nail the finger unless you are not fond of five digits on each hand.\",\n \"Product: There is only one word that comes close to accurately describing the enchanting Mary Poppins, and that term was coined by the movie itself: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even at 2 hours and 20 minutes, Disney's pioneering mixture of live action and animation (based on the books by P.L. Travers) still holds kids spellbound. Julie Andrews won an Oscar as the world's most magically idealized nanny (\\\"practically perfect in every way,\\\" and complete with lighter-than-air umbrella), and Dick Van Dyke is her clownishly charming beau, Bert the chimney sweep. The songs are also terrific, ranging from bright and cheery (\\\"A Spoonful of Sugar\\\") to dark and cheery (the Oscar-winning \\\"Chim Chim Cher-ee\\\") to touchingly melancholy (\\\"Feed the Birds\\\"). Many consider Mary Poppins to be the crowning achievement of Walt Disney's career--and it was the only one of his features to be nominated for a best picture Academy Award until Beauty and the Beast in 1991. --Jim Emerson\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: MARY POPPINS-STILL FLYING HIGH AFTER ALL THESE YEARS\\n\\nReview: I saw Mary Poppins when it was first released in 1964 and even after all these years, the movie never fails to enchant and entertain, boasting the academy-award winning debut of Julie Andrews as the practically perfect, nay, perfect Mary and Dick Van Dyke as Bert the jack-of-all-trades is also superb, even though his cockney accent comes and goes at whim. His last occupation as a chimney sweep leads to \\\"Chim Chim Cheree\\\" as a march across the rooftops of London by he and Mary with the children Jane and Michael as tag-alongs seques into a platoon of sweeps singing and dancing \\\"Step in Time\\\"led by Bert in one of the longest dance sequences in the history of cinema.\\n\\nP.L. Travers the author of the original stories was somewhat dismayed(to say the least) at the Disneyfication of her somewhat somber and dark tales---but the lighter touch is much preferred over the somewhat dreary production. now trodding the boards on Broadway and London.\\n\\nThe movie is brimming with many brilliant set-peices including the extended \\\"Jolly Holiday\\\" sequence which seamlessly blends cartoon characters with Mary, Bert and the children featuring the nonsense song \\\"Supercali....etc\\\".\\n\\nAnother standout sequence is \\\"Feed the Birds\\\" the prettiest song in the score.\\n\\nGlynnis Johns as the dizzy Mrs Banks, \\\"Sister Suffragate\\\" is adorable and David Tomlinson as the appropriately stuffy Mr Banks who has a somewhat pedantic view on how to run a household,wife and children until Bert, not Mary shows him the error of his ways.\\n\\nTo be sure Mary Poppins has its flaws. Sometimes it tends to be precious(the children)and sweet(the children) but not sweet enough to bring cavities but all in all, Mary Poppins is still fresh and bright after 45 years and 45 years from now when most of us reading this will be memories, Mary Poppins will still be here to enchant and entertain. This review is dedicated to my friend Jason.\",\n \"Product: Helen (Mari Marks) and Luella (Georgia Jean) are just another typical God-fearing mother and daughter who happen to bake Mincemeat muffins and run a charming if not a bit faded Bed and Breakfast Inn. Or are they? On the eve of the biggest gay party weekend of the year, and having not made advance reservations, five couples find themselves having to make accommodations far from the city. There's Dom and Alex, the performers (Vinny Markus & Michael Soldier) and Deborah and Gabby, the sophisticated, entrepreneurial lipsticks (Shannon Lee & Denise Heller). There's also Mike and Eric, the upscale guppie power couple (Derek Long & Robert Borzych) and their annoying fag-hag friend, Lizette (Lisa Block-Wieser). Also checking in are Starr and Brenda, the struggling folk singer and tough-talking tomboy (Hilary Schwartz & Allie Rivenbark) and lastly Rodney and Todd, the sugar daddy and personal trainer (Jim Polivka & James Tolins). What should have been the biggest gay party weekend of the year quickly turns into every gay and lesbian's worst nightmare! In the middle of the desert, off the main highway, lies The Sahara Salvation Inn. A small slice of paradise here in the desert. As the guests check in, they slowly come to realize (and some too late!) that The Sahara Salvation is not all it appears to be... Hidden agendas become realized and dark secrets revealed. What evil lurks up in the darkness of the attic? Be careful not to disturb Manfred - perhaps THE most horrifying creature ever created for film! Who will escape and who will survive... DVD Extras include * Short Film Fruitcake * Commentary * Trailers * Behind the Scenes * Music Video\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: THE GAY BED AND BREAKFAST OF TERROR\\n\\nReview: That's it-the one star is for the title. A group of friends, presumably gay decided to make a slasher flick with a cast of characters living alternate life-styles. Nothing wrong with that, the only problem is, they forgot to make a movie. Just a string of scenes about 5 gay and/or lesbian couples staying as a last resort at a rundown bed and breakfast run by a haggard \\\"drag\\\" of a mother and her beyond retarded daughter. Also crawling around the place is a legless mutant with razor blade teeth-this is the mothers son who is the product of mom being raped by every delegate at the 1980 republican convention. Naturally everyone gets picked off until all that's left is a drag queen and a lesbian folk-singer. They become the new proprietors of the b&b and are as loony as the mother-daughter duo. And of course Manfred, the legless mutant is still around as the new owners welcome a couple of hairy gay guys in town for the \\\"bear\\\" convention.\\n\\nBelieve me, my description sounds better than the movie plays and I hope the film-makers had a good time making the movie because the viewer won't.\\n\\nP.S. There is a gay slasher movie out there called \\\"Hell Bent\\\" which has a better story, better actors, realistic death scenes and fun.\\n\\nIf they intended \\\"Bed and Breakfast.etc\\\" to be camp, I'd rather go to Camp Crystal Lake and face Jason than ever see this movie again.\",\n \"Product: A suburban family on vacation in the backwoods of Florida ventures off the beaten path in search of historic roadside attractions. They find much more than they bargained for, including a forgotten tourist attraction that houses a dark secret... John Davi\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: THEM GALS IS FOR BREEDIN'\\n\\nReview: A family on a trip take a time-out to visit a side show because Dad needs more photos for his coffee table book. The W is missing on the sign so they arrive at the side sho run by a creepy one-eyed barker who claims to be ancient but a close-up shows the actor playing the part is probably in his late twenties at best. to add to the laughs later in the film the family runs into a crazy woman they had met previously and she claims the barker is her pappy.\\n\\nTo cut to the chase after the family leaves the bogus side sho(a couple of fetus's in jars and a snake in a glass case, dad takes a wrong turn, the car runs out of gas, and soon they find themselves knee-deep in in-bred country. Not only in-bred but mutant in-bred (The Hills Have Eyes, anyone?). The family fights back but every time they kill one of the mutants, two more show up-family kill two-three more mutants appear and etc..etc and so-on.\\n\\nThis film doesn't even fall into the so bad it's good category so BEWARE. The only thing I find funny is the phony 5 star reviews written by \\\"plants\\\"\",\n \"Product: Ten years ago in the town of Harmony, an inexperienced coal miner caused an accident that trapped and killed five men and sent the only survivor, Harry Warden, into a coma. When Harry awoke, exactly one year later on Valentine’s Day, he wanted revenge and brutally murdered 22 people with a pickax before being killed himself. Now, after years of peace, something from Harmony’s dark past has returned. Wearing a miner’s mask and armed with a pickax, an unstoppable killer is on the loose. As his footsteps come ever closer, the townspeople realize in terror that it just might be Harry Warden who has found his way back.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: BE MY VALENTINE...........OR ELSE!\\n\\nReview: DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE......OR ELSE....you will waste 90+ minutes. \\\"My Bloody Valentine\\\" was a 1980s' cheese-fest and the 2009 version is still cheesy, but the original was Brie-the new version is Limberger--it stinks!\\n\\nIt trots out almost every horror movie cliche but in 3-D. Someone runs from the pick-axe wielding psychopath, someone trips and falls. I ran out of fingers and toes trying to count how many times this happens--damsels in distress-the BOO! scene where nothing happens. Then there's the nice guy everyone blames for the killings and the slightly crazed, adulterous sheriff who is always lurking where he shouldn't be lurking. Which of these two are up to no good? A tired old cliche and any true fan or horror or mystery will guess correctly. The so-called \\\"surprise\\\" still cant save this pile of dung. One missed opportunity comes during a nude romp in a motel. A shame the actress's \\\"attributes\\\" wern't part of a 3-D effect.\\n\\nWhat makes the experience even worse is watching the damn thing with the 3-D glasses. Keep the aspirin handy unless you enjoy headaches, the picture looks colorless and dark-and the 3-D effects are very few-a flying pick-axe, a shotgun pointed at the audience, a chunk of someones' face(that's a new one)and a bullet fired from a gun that seems to hit the viewer between the eyes.\\n\\nAnother time I will try the flip-side which has the movie in 2-D-i want to see the movie in color and lighter but I'm sure nothing can save this stinking wedge of limberger cheese.\",\n \"Product: Emily Johnson, her boyfriend Bobby and their friends Clare and Jude are recent college grads driving cross-country, taking a last vacation together before they face the real world. An accident leaves them hurt and stranded on a lonely Louisiana road. When the ambulance arrives, it whisks them to Mercy Hospital. With a minimal staff and many of its floors empty, the hospital is an eerie place]but thats only the beginning.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: AS SHARP AS A SCALPEL............\\n\\nReview: ......soon to be used to autopsy some not too sharp college students involved in a auto accident and whisked away by a suddenly appearing ambulance to a hospital that seems to to have no patients and a thread-bare to say the most hospital staff. The five students do not even wonder why in an emergency room the size of an airport hanger has only 5 patients. Them.\\n\\nGore Scenes:\\nA girl has the back of her head carved out like a Halloween pumpkin.\\nVictims chests are sliced open and all the organs are suspended in little hammocks above them. The fluids from these organs are fed through tubes into and then administered intravenously to a living corpse in the next room. One of the tubes contains a yellow fluid. Urine maybe?\\nA girl has a lumbar puncture.\\nA nurse has her arm severed by a meat cleaver.\\nArms and legs are carted through the hallways.\\nA student having taken a powerful drug soon begins hallucinating and begins carving his forearm to resemble tic-tac-toe.\\n\\nIllogical and just plain weird and dumb scenes:\\n\\nThe girl who had the back of her head carved-out can sit up and blink her eyes.\\nThe victims whos' chest cavitys are opened with organs removed are hooked up to life support and still carry on conversations. When a girl finds her boyfriend in this condition, they actually talk about how they fell in love.\\nWhen the girl has fluid extracted from her spine the looney doctor fills a small container with it and drinks most of it and says \\\"MMMM- just right\\\".\\nWhen the nurse has her arm severed she is more concerned with the blood on her starchy, white uniform.\\n\\nThe movie is good for a rental on a \\\"let's have a beer, or a hit on a bong' kind of evening. But except for the body organs hanging in little hammocks the movie has a been there, seen that, kind of feeling.\",\n \"Product: Ten years after officer Dwayne Hoopers son disappeared, the final of 14 victims in a string of local unsolved disappearances, his suspicions are aroused by prison inmate Perkins. Dwayne searches Perkins house and discovers a collection of torture videos featuring the missing victims from the past. In a fit of rage, Dwayne kills Perkins. But things get complicated when a wave of carnage which sweeps the town, with reports of Dwaynes own son amongst the marauding psychopaths.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: TERRIFYING, AND VERY, VERY DISTURBING\\n\\nReview: Perkins 14 is a taut, fast-paced chiller that delivers the goods compared to most of the bargain basement junk that passes for horror these days.\\n\\nVictims are slashed, impaled, mutilated and bludgeoned to death but it's not a slasher movie.\\n\\nVictims are torn apart and eaten but it's not a zombie movie.\\n\\nWhat it is about is Perkins a physcopath who has kidnapped 14 children and kept them for 10 years locked in cages in his basement where he has abused, starved, and drugged them out of their skulls, and he has videotaped each one showing the stalking, kidnapping and abuse of each child.\\n\\nKyle, one of the last kidnapped is the son of the local sherrif named Dwayne Hopper who is wracked with guilt over the fact that he gave up too quickly trying to locate his missing son. Hopper also has an adulterous wife and a goth-light daughter who has the type of boyfriend you wouldn't invite over for Sunday dinner with Mom & Dad. The cages are accidently unlocked, Sheriff Hopper kills Perkins and then the carnage begins to escalate in a series of brutal and gruesome killings.\\n\\nThe father-son reunion towards the end is both heart-breaking and\\n horrifying. The movie is left open-ended for a sequel and I hope they never do make one. A sequel is unneccesary and would just be a rehash and pointless to try to \\\"improve\\\" the original.\\n\\nThe movie is really a 4.5 rated movie bacause of a few lapses in logic but I opted to rate upwards rather than backwards because the movie took me by surprise and has more thrills and chills than some movies that try to pass themselves off as horror.\",\n \"Product: A fierce serpent terrorizes a city. Army special ops vet and master hunter Nick Kirabo (DMX) is the only man who can stop the serpent known as \\\"Lockjaw.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: DMX AND HIS TRUSTY SHOULDER ROCKET LAUNCHER\\n\\nReview: I wanted so badly to slice and dice this film but the movie pretty much does it on its own. A blatant rip-off of \\\"Pumpkinhead\\\" this time the avenger is conjured by a voodoo vengeance pen instead of a really ugly 7 foot creature. Draw a picture of a victim-then an avenger of choice(a really big snake) and the victim is soon a \\\"lunchable\\\". The voodoo vengeance pen is lifted from a voodoo priests home by a 12 year old who wants to off his bully of a dad. Cut to many years later and the young boy is now a middle-aged, balding married man. When his wife is run over by a carload of drunken teens who take off, the husband draws a picture of the car with 5 teens and the snake devouring the car. The usual happens as the snake claims its victims one by one. When the contrite husband tries to reverse the curse....well see Pumpkinhead and u get the picture.\\n\\nThe movie stars the crapper, sorry rapper DMX and the snake(the snake is prettier) and I suspect he must be one of the producers since his name appears 3 times in the opening credits. The funny thing is DMX has a very small role presumably filmed between prison time. To pad his appearance, he hacks his way through some not so tall grass and weeds with a machete and this scene is shown repeatedly. The other cast members glide through the same grass and weeds without a problem and I suppose the machete was used to show Mr DMXS' street cred.\\n\\nThe screenplay(?) is credited to four writers with another writer credited for \\\"revisions\\\".\\n\\nSee this movie if u have a fondness for drunken teens, voodoo vengeance pens, machetes, DMX and his shoulder rocket launcher and \\\"Pumpkinhead\\\" played by a snake. And if you want gore, there isn't any.\",\n \"Product: Justice Served - No one serves up justice quite like Judge Juky Sheindlin, the smart, savvy and opintionated ball of fire who holds court as presiding judge of the most-watched courtroom series in history. And now, some of Judge Judy's most memorable and outrageous cases are here in one hilarious DVD that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that stupid should be a crime. Second to None - Few judges can claim to dispense justice with such a compelling combination of sass and fairness as famed television chancellor Judge Judy, and in this collection of cases taken from her popular television series, folks can see why she hardly needs a gavel in order to get control of the courtroom.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A TONGUE DIPPED IN ACID\\n\\nReview: The tongue belongs to Judge Judy, the pint-sized Queen Bee of the Judge shows where she cheerfully presides hurling barbed insults at the litigants before her. Where else can you watch a jurist perched behind her bench, wearing a black robe with a white-laced collar and red wig(she's grey off camera)litigating small claim cases, where her kindest words for both plaintiff and defendant are \\\"moron\\\" and the ever popular \\\"idiot\\\". She's my kind of gal, I know a lot of morons and idiots but I hold my tongue and just admire the way she tosses around such adjectives with unbridled glee.\\n\\nSometimes you start to feel bad for the poor creatures who appear before her, but any cash judgements she awards are paid by the production company, so that softens the abuse somewhat.\\n\\nJudge Judy has hinted she may soon hang up her robe and that would be a shame, because the older she gets the meaner and crankier she will get and just imagine the tongue lashings she will administer then.\\n\\nIf I had a small claim case I would happily appear before Judge Judy and bare the shredding, as long as at the end of the day I am pocketing a check for 5 grand. I'd suffer the acid-dipped tongue but cash the check. Case closed.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: MUCH ADO ABOUT BUTTON\\n\\nReview: My apologies to William Shakespeare for playing with the title of one of his plays, but \\\"Drag Me To Hell\\\" Sam Raimi's (the genius behind the Evil Dead trilogy) return to horror turns out to be one-third of a good scare flick then it just implodes. Alison Lohmann playing an ambitious bank loan officer, in order to show her boss she can be ruthless, rejects a haggish gypsy woman's plea to extend her credit for her already defaulting mortgage. A neat Sam Raimi touch is, the gypsy woman has dentures so rotten and jagged, it looks like she opens tin soup cans with them. And during the knockabout catfight between Lohmann and the hag in a parking garage, the woman loses her dentures and proceeds to gum her adversary. Funny and creepy at the same time. It's during this fight the button comes into play. Ripping a button from Lohmanns jacket, the gypsy puts a curse on the button, hands it back to Lohmann and proclaims, \\\"Soon you will be begging me\\\". The rest of the first third concerns frightening visions and assorted things that go bump in the night.\\n\\nThe second third, and the start of Raimi's stumble concerns a psychic reader and a exorcist-for-hire that leads to a spectacular seance/exorcism that is more silly than scary. Maybe Raimi's intention was for this sequence to be outrageously outlandish but believe me, it's just silly.\\n\\nThe last third concerns the cursed button-an envelope and a \\\"surprise\\\" that fools no-one watching the film, and is insulting that the director thought he could mis-lead a viewer with half a brain.\\n\\nNice try, Mr Raimi but may I suggest you re-watch your Evil Dead trilogy and see just how clever you can be with a much smaller budget and no buttons.\",\n \"Product: From director Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) comes the new action thriller PIRANHA 3D. Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there's something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; a new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the areas new razor-toothed residents. The film stars Jessica Szohr (Gossip Girl), Steven R. McQueen (The Vampire Diaries), Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Adam Scott, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, and Kelly Brook.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: GIRLS GONE WILD vs. FISH GONE WILD\\n\\nReview: SPOILER ALERT: The fish win.\\n\\nCast a lakeshore with wall to wall clad and mostly unclad college spring breakers(beautys all-both male and female), reel in a wet tee shirt contest and for bait, stage a full frontal lesbian underwater ballet, then toss in a tsunami of rampaging piranhas to gobble up the unclad spring breakers, the wet tee shirt contestants and the lesbians and I was caught-reeled-in and completely hooked.\\n\\nThe last third of the movie features a non-stop attack by the hungry piranhas until nearly the entire cast of extras have been shredded and sushied.\\n\\nThe plot doesn't hold up to scrutiny but who cares about a coherent script when you have a platoon of gorgeous hot chicks, killer fish, shredded and mutilated bodies(unfortunately most are the hot chicks) and a neat little twist at the ending.\\n\\nWatch this for the hot flesh and the shredded flesh and you may be happier than a goldfish in a bowl.\",\n \"Product: Brand new factory sealed\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: LIFE'S A BITCH..THEN YOU DON'T DIE\\n\\nReview: In the year 2019 95% of the world's population are vampires. What's a thirsty blood-sucker gonna do? Establish a vampiric swat team to hunt down the remaining humans and harvest them for their blood. Ethan Hawke works as a hematologist for a pharmaceutical conglomorate run by a evil vampire CEO played by Sam Neill. Hawke is a reformed vampire who has given up drinking blood and to curb his appetite for neck juice-he takes up smoking cigarettes. But not to worry about his blackened lungs, later on when he realizes a way to regain his pulse and heartbeat-he quits smoking. But wears a nicotine patch. (Sorry I couldn't resist the nicotine patch remark)\\n\\nDaybreakers has some interesting ideas but goes nowhere with them. One cute scene takes place at a coffee shop where a group of vampires are waiting in line for their morning cup of java and blood. One grouchy vampire(probably got out of the wrong side of the coffin that morning)complains to the clerk that she gypped him on the amount of blood she added to his coffee and a small riot ensues broken up by the vampire swat team.\\n\\nBut then again none of the characters in this movie are worth caring about and Ethan Hawke, a graduate of the Keanu Reeves Academy of Acting hasn't many facets to his character unless you count mumbling and smoking.\\n\\nThe movie is ok for a rental but I suspect anyone who purchases this probably will need a transfusion.\",\n \"Product: Set in the deep freeze of a northern Michigan winter, when a group of college students volunteer to assist their psychology professor with his research, their weekend retreat turns into a nightmare. Nicole is an all-A student, president of her sorority, a lifelong girlfriend of Mark and running for her life. When Nicole, her best friend Chloe, Mark and the rest of the class go off for a weekend of partying at Professor Barren's cottage, a hooded figure appears and friends start to disappear. As each classmate vanishes, Nicole struggles to understand who is after them and why she has escaped, until now.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: WILL THEY EVER LEARN\\n\\nReview: Here we go again. A college professor invites a bunch of his students to spend a weekend at his cabin for a bit of R&R. Naturally the cabin is in the woods in the middle of nowhere and a ski-masked parka wearing killer soon begins slicing and dicing the students one by one. They have a van but once they discover a couple of their friends slaughtered in the house do these genius' run for the van and take off. Of course not-instead they stand around and argue and act terrified-they argue some more-then they start accusing each other of being the killer-then they argue some more then someone suggests \\\"let's get outta here\\\". By that time the killer has tampered with the van and they ain't going nowhere.\\n\\nThe explanation for the gory weekend has a bit of a twist but it's still baloney. And if you like baloney this may be the movie for you...but you have been warned.\",\n \"Product: FORMER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CLASSMATES & THEIR TEACHER MEET 16 YEARS LATER AT HER COUNTRYSIDE COTTAGE FOR A CLASS REUNION. THE HAPPY GATHERING TURNS INTO A NIGHTMARE AS OLD GRUDGES & HIDDEN TRUTHS SURFACE & ONE BY ONE THE FRIENDS VANISH IN A SERIES OF UNFORGETTABLY GRUESOME MURDERS.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE\\n\\nReview: Finally, an Asian horror film that does not feature a pasty-faced, black-ring-eyed child lurking at the bottom of a well or slinking through a crawlspace. Six of Mrs Parks ex-students are invited by her caregiver to Mrs Parks secluded home to cheer up the sickly wheelchair bound woman. Turns out Mrs Parks is not a candidate for a \\\"Golden Apple\\\" award and she has in one way or another ruined the lives of the 6 students. And Mrs Parks is not a candidate for mother of the year either. She gave birth to a facially deformed son whom she keeps locked in the cellar wearing a crude, paper bunny mask. When Mr Parks went to see the child in the hospital he just goes home and hangs himself.\\n\\nThe backyard party soon goes awry with truths revealed, resentments toward Mrs Parks and among the guests is a former student a very shy young man the others ridiculed but seemed to be teachers pet. But this is a horror movie and soon the group separates and one by one they are murdered by someone wearing a crudely painted bunny mask.\\n\\nThe only survivors of the bloodbath is the caregiver and Mrs Parks, in fact the entire movie is told to the police by the caregiver. LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE. (Any more detail than that would be a spoiler)\\n\\nThe movie has its share of gore and gross like eyelids stapled OPEN.Ants fed into someones ear, and a mouthful of razor blades chased down by some tea. It seems the South Koreans are like the Brits--they'll swallow anything with tea. LOL\\n\\nThe movie is pretty good as long as you don't mind squinting, reading the sub-titles and being duped into accepting a character who doesn't exist. LIAR! LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE.\",\n \"Product: The year: 2241. The transport vessel Pandora hurtles through space, bringing an alien energy source known as: Thanatos, to fuel-starved planet Earth. The Pandora's six-person crew is headed by Captain Holoway, a tough, no-nonsense woman, recently promoted after the untimely death of former captain, and her fiancée, Rubini. Some of the crew is suspicious of Thanatos, which almost seems to have a life of its own… A few thousand miles from Earth, the Pandora receives a distress signal from the Diana, a derelict spacecraft. Against the crew's wishes, Holloway decides to investigate. The ship first appears eerily vacant, until the surprise appearance of four beautiful women, all nurses on their way to a new medical facility, the only survivors of a vicious pirate attack. It doesn't take long before the: nurses, reveal their true nature: They are the space pirates, and they immediately begin taking over the Pandora, seducing and capturing the crew. In the melee, Thanatos is ruptured, spewing noxious green fluid all over one of the pirates. She begins to physically mutate, her features growing monstrous as she becomes a bloodthirsty PLAGUER! One by one, the Pandora crew and pirates fall victim to the virus, as they are attacked and then reborn as demonic, ravenous creatures. Meanwhile, Thanatos grows stronger and begins to control the ship, sending it on a dead-set voyage toward Earth. Time is running out, and the pirates and crew must reluctantly join forces if they are going to survive. The only way to stop the contagion is to destroy Thanatos - but how?\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR RIDICULE\\n\\nReview: I am not going to say this is a bad movie.(it is).I am not going to say the production values are bad(they are). I am not going to say the acting was bad(it is).\\n\\nA spacecraft twice the size of Yankee Stadium with an impressive crew of 7-rescues the only survivors of a ship that was attacked by space pirates. the rescued are 4 beautiful women and are soon revealed to be the pirates and they take over the rescue craft. The balance of this atrocity involves an egg-shaped, green glowing orb which turns the cast into flesh eating space zombies. Since the entire cast is 11-the zombies will be hungry pretty soon.\\n\\nThere is one scene worthy of MST3K. The only survivir boards an escape pod as the ship blows up. The escape pod looks and is the size of a coffin. All the escapee needs is a pair of pants, a low cut tee shirt and a portable oxygen tank and mask. There is a surprise and I could issue a spoiler but the movie is so ridiculous no one would care.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A STAR IS BORN\\n\\nReview: Move over Aretha, step aside Mariah there's a new diva in town and her name is Jennifer Hudson. To say she steals this soundtrack is an understatement-what she does do amounts to grand larceny and larcency has never been sweeter. Her electrifying rendition alone of the heart-wrenching \\\"And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going\\\" has cinched her the next academy award for best supporting actress. She also belts \\\"I Am Changing\\\" and sings the soulful version of \\\"One Night Only.\\\" This woman is amazing and i am just awestruck.\\n\\nThe rest of the cast,Beyonce,Jamie Foxx, etc all perform their numbers superbly but it's Eddie Murphy who is a revelation as James \\\"Thunder\\\" Early. He sails through \\\"Cadillac Car\\\" steals a bit of James Brown on \\\"Fake Your Way To The Top\\\" and then tears it up on \\\"Jimmys' Rap\\\".\\n\\nThis is a wonderful soundtrack but if for nothing else it must be heard just for the emergence of a shining new mega-star-Jennifer Hudson\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: SOMETHING SORT OF GRANDISH.....\\n\\nReview: .....And I am insane-ish about this cast record-ish. \\\"Finian's Rainbow\\\" is one of those rare shows where every number was a hit and if not a hit, well-known. Music by Burton Lane and witty, smart lyrics by E.Y. Harburg makes this recording a joy and a pleasure to listen to. Newcomer Kate Baldwin as Finians daughter Sharon and Cheyenne Jackson as Woody the sharecropper are fine, and shine on their duet \\\"Old Devil Moon\\\" and impish Christopher Fitzgerald more impish than ever, but after all he is a leprechaun and is absolutely delightful singing his 11 O'clock number \\\"When I'm Not Near the Girl I Love(I Love the Girl I'm Near)\\\" and he also shares the funny number \\\"Something Sort Of Grandish\\\" with Sharon, the first girl he loves but the fickle-hearted elf soon loses his heart to Susan, the mute sister of Woody who expresses her thoughts through dance.\\n\\nIf I have to quibble it would be track 16 \\\"Dance of the Gold Crock\\\" which is just annoying and jarringly out of place in a score with an over-abundance of wonderful songs, and I must admit there may be some out there who enjoy improvised harmonica tootling but for my taste it sounds more like a backyard hillbilly hoedown. I have since programmed my CD player to skip that track and just be transported to the mythical state of Missitucky where the citizens sing \\\"The Begat\\\", \\\"Come and Get it Day\\\" \\\"When the Idle Poor Become The Idle Rich\\\" \\\"Look To The Rainbow\\\" \\\"If This Isn't Love\\\" \\\"Necessity\\\" and of course the biggest hit of the show, \\\"How Are Things In Glocca Morra\\\" and the answer is, things are fine in Glocca Morra and on Broadway and I can't wait to see the show even if I have to dip into Ogs pot of gold to pay for a ticket.\\n\\nUpdate: It appears I will not be needing Ogs gold to buy a ticket. The show closed. Why? I guess old-fashioned shows with melodic music and witty lyrics have become passe. A shame.\",\n \"Product: The 1974 revival of Candide was a wild, stripped-down, screwball version of the original, so it was bound to be a hit with audiences-and the critics fell in love, too, as the production earned a Tony and a NY Drama Critics Circle award! Some new Sondheim lyrics were penned for this production, and this marks its CD debut.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS\\n\\nReview: OK it doesn't have the incandescent Barbara Cook who's rendition of \\\"Glitter and Be Gay\\\" is legendary but what it does have is the most complete version of the brilliant Leonard Bernstein score with a few added songs by Stephen Sondheim and a talented cast of young performers who do quite well with this challenging almost operatic music. The production was unique and they tore up the Broadway theatre so they could perform the show on small stages located throughout the theatre and even the balconys. Even the orchestra was in sections here, there and everywhere. And so now the main floor was referred to as the valleys and the balcony were the hills. Some of the audience sat in conventional theatre seats, other audience members sat on stools, others sat at the edge of the \\\"hills\\\" with their feet dangling over the heads of the people in the \\\"valleys\\\". And a few lucky audience members actually had seats located on the main stage.\\n\\nIt may have been a gimmick but it worked splendidly and it gave the audience a sort of communal feel with the actors and sometimes the actors even inter-played with the audience.\\n\\nBut on CD the music is what's important and this is a must have for any serious devotee of the theatre and maybe some can quibble here and there about the quality of the young performers voices not being of operatic timbre but they do quite well and oft times really really well and Lewis J Stadlin as Voltaire and Doctor Pangloss and a few other characters was brilliant and hilarious. So..to sum up, is this recording The Best of All Possible Worlds?....if not it's close enough.\",\n \"Product: It's frighteningly clear that Evil Dead: The Musical is nothing like its glittery Broadway siblings. Peppered with enough four-letter words to make a rapper blush and bursting with more force than a Monty Python skit, the original cast recording of Evil Dead: The Musical is a truly unique treasure, sure to appeal to many with its offbeat edginess.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: THE DANCING, SINGING DEAD\\n\\nReview: The cast recording of \\\"Evil Dead-The Musical\\\" is daffy, outrageous,giddy, offbeat and off-the wall, cheerfully profane and as much fun as a barrel of Candarian Demons. The songs will never be classics but they are surprisingly tuneful and bouncy even while limbs are being dismembered and heads rolling. Picking a favorite is hard since there are no clunkers but the show starts with \\\"Cabin in the Woods\\\" where the five friends are heading for Spring Break and they drive across stage holding a cardboard cutout of a car and drive like the Flintstones with their feet. Ash and his sweetie Linda sing of how they fell in love on aisle three of S-Mart where he is a \\\"Housewares Employee\\\" and she a check-out cashier.\\nAnother delight is \\\"Join Us\\\" sung by the 'deadites' and a moosehead(don't ask).\\nOne of the girls sings a ditty called \\\"All the Men in My Life Keep Getting Killed by Candarian Demons\\\" And the number is performed in the style of a fifties doo-wop.\\n\\nLate in the show when the demons decide to team up to kill Ash they first must stop to sing and dance \\\"Do the Necronomicon\\\" which is a \\\"borrow\\\" from \\\"Rocky Horror\\\" but it's acknowleged during the number with the lyrics \\\"it's like the \\\"Time Warp\\\"--only better.\\\"\\n\\nAfter listening to this delightful cast album i am puzzled why it only had a two month run in New York-or maybe the problem was the fact that copious amounts of stage blood was used and sprayed even into the audience(management provided plastic ponchos to those in the first few rows). Hopefully local theatre companies across the country will mount productions.\\n\\nThis CD I highly recommend but be warned the language is pretty rough in spots but remember my first remarks-\\\"It's cheerfully profane\\\"\",\n \"Product: Arthur Laurents, who penned the script to the original West Side Story , directed this 2009 revival, which made waves for its integration of Spanish into the dialogue and songs. Behold these fresh new spins on I Feel Pretty (Me Siento Hermosa); Maria; Cool; Tonight; America; Somewhere , and more beloved Bernstein/Sondheim songs!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: THE SCORE STILL SOARS-THIS CAST DOES NOT\\n\\nReview: The five star rating is based solely on the merits of the music and lyrics not the current cast who shamefully abuse it. Josephina Scaglione as Maria is no contest the best of the bunch and she valiantly carries Tony through their duets. Matt Cavanaugh as Tony looks like a pretty boy flight attendant who down-sized himself to Doc's Drugstore, instead of the recently reformed street punk. And his singing is not bad, not good, but not bad, but his line readings of dialogue are so embarassingly cringe-worthy I kept hoping Chino would show up with his gun a lot sooner. Their songs \\\"Tonight\\\" and \\\"One Hand, One Heart\\\" sound great but the songs are beautiful and that helps but unfortunately Tony has dialogue during those scenes and the tone of his voice during the \\\"Marriage\\\" in \\\"One Hand, One Heart\\\" he may as well have been inviting Maria to go roller-skating. The famous scene where Tony and Maria meet for the first time, his line readings are so child-like to suggest he never spoke to or seen a girl before. Karen Olivio is certainly no spit-fire as Anita and if you saw an understudy at any given performance there would be no loss.\\n\\nIf I sound sarcastic, I am, but I'm also angry.\\n\\nThis production is the first American production to have the songs sung by the Puerto Ricans in Spanish. It makes sense that amongst themselves they would speak Spanish but even here this premise is compromised. \\\"I Feel Pretty\\\" is entirely in Spanish but \\\"America\\\" is in English. I would bet my bottom dollar that Stephen Sondheim, the lyricist wanted his sardonic and witty lyrics heard. The \\\"Quintet\\\" that leads to the rumble scene is a night-marish mish-mash. The Jets sing in English, The Sharks sing in Spanish-except they sing the word tonight in English. I am pretty sure there is a word in Spanish for tonight. Anita sings in English(?) Tony and Maria sing in Engish and when everyone sings together in both languages-cover your ears. The Maria/Anita duet is split. \\\"A Boy Like That\\\" in Spanish-\\\"I Have A Love\\\" in English(the Sondheim influence again). And then the very brief reprise of \\\"Somewhere\\\" where Tony lies dying-She sings English and He sings Spanish????\\n\\nI don't speak Spanish but if someone out there reading this review knows the language please tell me if these translations are correct.\\n\\nvery smart Maria, very smart becomes por favor Maria, por favor\\nbut my heart Anita, but my heart becomes por favor Anita, por favor\\nor can por favor mean anything?\\n\\nThe CD has its' moments though mainly due to the copious amounts of Leonard Bernsteins wonderful pulsating, jazz influenced music. If you feel the need to add another recording of \\\"West Side Story\\\" to your music library then by all means buy it, but the original 1957 Broadway recording and even the movie soundtrack are better, much better.\",\n \"Product: First time on CD for the complete two record soundtrack to the Broadway play, available on one CD. In 1985, Ellie Greenwich and Michael Peters put on the Broadway show Leader Of The Pack. That same year Elektra Records issued a two album set featuring the Original Broadway Cast. They also issued a single disc \\\"greatest hits\\\" from that play. We now issue on CD for the first time anywhere, the complete two record set on one CD. The album features Dinah Manoff, Darlene Love, Jasmine Guy and, of course, Ellie Greenwich.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: LEADER OF THE CRAP\\n\\nReview: \\\"Leader of the Pack\\\" was a vanity musical for Ellie Greenwich, by Ellie Greenwich and about Ellie Greenwich---in fact under the title it was proclaimed the Ellie Greenwich musical. Who is or was Ellie Greenwich you might ask? Ellie Greenwich was a fourth-rate, really, really struggling song-writer until she found her future hubby, Jeff Barry and future murder defendant, Phil Spector. Together the trio but sometimes the duo produced a string of hits in the early 60's and then the lovebirds(Jeff and Ellie) divorced and Phil Spector just went weird and the bubble-gum bubble burst.\\n\\nBut the songs were constantly to be heard out of teeny-boppers transistor radios---remember transistor radios? Sad to say I had one---but the songs although mindless, frothy noise still had a somewhat gooey charm. Songs like \\\"Be My Baby\\\" \\\"And Then He Kissed Me\\\" \\\"Chapel of Love\\\" \\\"Doo Wah Diddy\\\" \\\"Hanky Panky\\\" \\\"Da Doo Run Run\\\" \\\"River Deep, Mountain High\\\" and of course the title song \\\"Leader of the Pack\\\" which is a hilarious song about a young girls romance with a boy from the wrong side of the tracks until he is killed in a motor-cycle accident. The song is supposed to be serious but trust me, it's hilarious. I wouldn't admit it out loud, but this is a printed review so no one can see the guilty look on my face, but I must admit I still have a soft spot in my heart, or maybe my head, for these songs.\\n\\nThe show also starred Darlene Love as Darlene Love--she was the Tina Turner of her day and God Bless her, Ms Love is still around having most recently played Motormouth Mabel in the Broadway production of \\\"Hairspray\\\".\\n\\nBut then vanity rears its' ugly head again and Ellie Greenwich herself(OMG,it's like to die! lol) appears in the last part of the show playing Ellie Greenwich and then a mildly entertaining show turns grotesque. She then proceeds to ad-lib(badly) with the young cast-then wearing a glitzy caftan gathers the young cast around her to pontificate like it was the sermon on the mount. And then Ms Greenwich led the entire cast in a new song she felt was her duty to write for the production. The song was called \\\"We're Gonna Make It(After All) Well the song didn't make it, and Ellie Greenwich didn't make it, and neither did the show.\\n\\nNearly 20 years later the long-awaited release of the CD (in Ellies mind) has arrived and the question is WHY? Why did I buy this? I don't know. Maybe it just goes back to that \\\"soft spot\\\" I spoke of earlier.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":38,"string":"38"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1359,"string":"1,359"}}},{"rowIdx":1360,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A9HJTGEZ20YUV"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Jasinda Wilder is a Michigan native with a penchant for titillating tales about sexy men and strong women. When she's not writing, she's probably shopping, baking, or reading. You can often find Jasinda drinking sweet red wine with frozen berries and eating a cupcake. www.jasindawilder.com\". The summary of the review text is \"A Wild Ride was short and yummy and WOW!!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I follow Jasinda on FB and love her personality and her humor and the glimpses into her life that she gives us. For someone that has 27,245 likes on FB I truly feel like I am reading about and sharing things with a good friend! saying this I will admit that this was my first read of hers and I cannot wait to read more!! A Wild Ride was short and yummy and WOW!! Shane and Leo were just jump off my Kindle HOT together!! Shane charged in like a white night and saved Leona from a bad situation and then attempted to be a gentleman amongst some smoking hot chemistry... glad that he wasn't able to stay the gentleman!! Heading to Amazon now to buy the second installment for Shane and Leo... gotta see what happens!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I follow Jasinda on FB and love her personality and her humor and the glimpses into her life that she gives us. For someone that has 27,245 likes on FB I truly feel like I am reading about and sharing things with a good friend! saying this I will admit that this was my first read of hers and I cannot wait to read more!! A Wild Ride was short and yummy and WOW!! Shane and Leo were just jump off my Kindle HOT together!! Shane charged in like a white night and saved Leona from a bad situation and then attempted to be a gentleman amongst some smoking hot chemistry... glad that he wasn't able to stay the gentleman!! Heading to Amazon now to buy the second installment for Shane and Leo... gotta see what happens!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Emily Hemmer was raised in the Chicago suburbs before settling in Kansas City in 1996. She was raised in a house full of women, which gave birth to her many loud OPINIONS about men, women, and the roles they play in la romance. A huge fan of romantic comedies, Emily was overjoyed to realize her college roommate could recite every word of the movie 'Clueless,' until she realized that was the only VHS tape her roommate owned. Emily dropped out of college and to this day, blames the listless years of her twenties on the words, \"As if!\" She completed her degree after an extended eleven-year semester break during which time she got married, had kids, and became a published author. Her greatest accomplishment to date is holding the high score in Ms. PacMan at the Pizza Hut in Schaumburg, Il.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Put this one at the top of your TBR list! I found this book to be breathtaking and life altering!!\n\nReview: What woman doesn't want to think that her longtime crash was secretly pining for her too? And to finally connect with that crush and realize that reality is even better than any of your fantasies could have been!\nThis book touched me in ways I did not expect. It was almost as if Emily read a journal that I was too afraid to ever write. She took those words and expanded into a wonderful story about self-discovery and following a dream. Learning the difference between day-dreaming and dreaming, fantasizing and planning. Living. Finding your happy.\n\nI marveled at Wynns strength to continue in her pursuit of answers to find Lola (her great-grandmother) and what happened to her! And cheered for her and Oliver to find their HEA! Because thats what all hopeful romantics look for, right? And finally I loved the way her family stepped up to support her and her dream because at first I wondered if they would ever be able to think about her needs over their own.\n\n2 passages the really stood out for me:\n\nOliver to Wynn \n\"so I'll ask again. Who do you want to be?\"\nHis lips are close to mine. \"I don't know.\"\n\"Try,\"\n\"I--\" His eyes are so clear. Can he see through me? \"--I want to be someone who's not afraid.\"\n\nQuote: Wynn - Ive been stuck. I haven't moved forward. Ive been lazy with my dreams and thats worse than fear because at least if I was afraid itd mean I was trying to change. But Im not, and I haven't been for a long time.\n\nWow I'm going to have a book hangover after this one!! And I mean that in the BEST possible way! It was truly an honor to receive an ARC of this book from Emily.\n\n5+++ stars - I found it breathtaking and for some I hope and think it will be life altering!!","Product: Audrey Carlan is a #1 New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She writes wicked hot love stories that are designed to give the reader a romantic experience that's sexy, sweet, and so hot your ereader might melt. Some of her works include the wildly successful Calendar Girl Serial, Falling Series, and the Trinity Trilogy. She lives in the California Valley where she enjoys her two children and the love of her life. When she's not writing, you can find her teaching yoga, sipping wine with her \"soul sisters\" or with her nose stuck in a wicked hot romance novel.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: with a cover this GORGEOUS how could the book be anything but perfect??!!\n\nReview: I cried, I snort laughed, I got hot flashes and damp panties!! and this is just the 1st in a series!! Aspen and Hank and this cast of characters blew me away! Their personalities and antics made me turn the pages faster to see what was going to happen next! There is a great blend of good ol boy vernacular (Hank is from TX) to modern (Aspen is a hard working socialite turned business woman from NY). I think this combined with an excellent use of descriptive words and adjectives make the book easy to relate to and get lost in! With the words, terms and everyday slang that's used, I felt connected and vested in the characters and their journey. I cannot wait to see what Audrey Carlan has in store for us in the next book about Aspen's sister, London!!","Product: Combining her love for romantic fiction and rock 'n roll, Olivia Cunning writes erotic romance centered around rock musicians. Raised on hard rock music from the cradle, she attended her first Styx concert at age six and fell instantly in love with live music. She's been known to travel over a thousand miles just to see a favorite band in concert. As a teen, she discovered her second love, romantic fictionfirst, voraciously reading steamy romance novels and then penning her own. Growing up as the daughter of a career soldier, she's lived all over the United States and overseas. She currently lives in Illinois. To learn more about Olivia and her books, please visit www.oliviacunning.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I couldn't turn the pages fast enough and at the same time I did not want the story to end!\n\nReview: Oh man this book was everything that I love about an in-your-face rock band and what I imagine their lifestyle to be! And no one writes rock stars better than Olivia Cunning!! By 18% in I knew that this was another OC hit for me and she did not disappoint!\nI loved the storyline of Toni taking a chance for the first time and going for what she wants in life. Logan falls so fast for Toni and the 2 of them essentially fit in a way that their friends never expected. She takes his childish and sometime selfish side in stride because she has had experience with this from living that with her mom. And he takes Tonis nave side and teaches her ways to not only be a woman but to be an independent woman away from her mother and sister.\nWe got to see plenty of our Sinners and the women that tamed them but if you haven't read the previous series it will not take away from Insider, it will just seem like more sexy yet already taken rock stars. We learned some of the background and beginnings of Exodus End and its members Dare and Max and Steve and Reagan. Theres a bit of the storyline that is left hanging with Tonis editor Susan so I look forward to seeing where that goes\nAs all OC reads are, the sexy is OFF THE CHARTS! And the banter between not only Toni and Logan but both bands was 5 stars for me. I laughed so much! What do women like? As gifts, I mean. Besides sex toys and weed? Yeah, besides sex toys and weed.\nI couldn't turn the pages fast enough and at the same time I did not want the story to end! Outsider will be the next book in this series and will take a closer look at Reagan and her men. If you haven't already you should grab Double Time, Sinners on Tour #5, and read about Trey Mills and how he a Reagan got things started! Oh who am I kidding?? You should grab the whole Sinners on Tour series and dive in if you haven't already!\nGrade A+ - See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/insider-by-olivia-cunning/#sthash.ooYIta3x.dpuf","Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Full Domain gave me the ending for the Nice Guys series that I craved!! I'll miss this group of smokin hot men!\n\nReview: Kindle is my FAVORITE M/M author EVER. So this is hard to say, I had a hard time getting into this one The first 30% took me a few days. I have my theories, i.e. I hated that this was the end of the series and if I don't read fast it won't end, right?, kids were home for snow days and the interruptions kept me distracted\n\nWhatever the case was, once I got past the hump these two men spoke to me just like the first two couples did!! And it really added to this story that we got to see plenty of those couples in this book as well!!\n\nWith Kreeds partner, Mitch, sticking close to his love, Cody, to protect him (see book 2), Kreed needs a temporary partner to sniff out and bring down the bad guys that have haunted them all since the beginning of the series. Enter Aaron Stuart. We met him virtually when he helped Mitch during book 2. (I reread the end of book 2 again in preparation for this read and OH MAN! That scene where Cody is leaving his apartment HOLY COW! Good stuff!)\n\nAaron fought his attraction to Kreed. He fought it hard. We find out later in the story why and that made me empathize, respect and love Aaron even more!\n\n(Kreed) Youll learn soon enough that you can be honest with me. I know what I do for a living, but I also get its not cut and dry out there in the real world. I could help with whatever you're running from.\n\nBut our Kreed was all in from the very start! It may have only been sexual, the need to scratch an itch so he could concentrate but things changed quickly for him.\n\nAaron was the light in all the darkness that had surrounded his life. Hell, it didn't just surround him, it had consumed him until Aaron Stuart worked his magic. Kreeds eyes darted toward the door as he realized the magnitude of that thought.\n\nIm falling Stuart. If you're not there with me, you should probably say something before I make a fool of myself.\n\nI love a couple that can communicate!! Speak your mind and lay it all out there. Granted Kreed was better at that then Aaron was but in true Kindle Alexander style she brings these boys together at the end and I got the Big Red Bow ending that I crave! And with the way things ended there may even be a little spinoff idea that she may be working on! Cross your fingers and HOPE people! (I almost forgot!! What a neat little sneak peak at our main men from Secret during the epilogue!!)\n- See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/series-saturday-nice-guys-series-by-kindle-alexander-review-full-domain/#sthash.jrpPOSi7.dpuf","Product: Audrey Carlan is a #1 New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She writes wicked hot love stories that are designed to give the reader a romantic experience thats sexy, sweet, and so hot your ereader might melt. Some of her works include the wildly successful Calendar Girl Serial, Falling Series, and the Trinity Trilogy. She lives in the California Valley where she enjoys her two children and the love of her life. When shes not writing, you can find her teaching yoga, sipping wine with her soul sisters or with her nose stuck in a wicked hot romance novel.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I love this series!! Commence wicked hot scenes from the author that says she will melt your ereader!\n\nReview: I sincerely think that Monet and Clayton are my fave Lotus House couple!! (so far!) When Clay falls he is ALL IN 100% and he wants these 2 females in his life and will do anything to protect them.\n\nMonet is so scared to fall and rely on anyone new. But she feels that pull and cannot deny it! Commence wicked hot scenes from the author that says she will melt your ereader!\n\nAnd then you see again the friendship between Moe and Mila. I have said this before but I feel like these women are my friends! We need to grab a coffee together and have a ladies night with lots and lots of cocktails!!\n\nI love this series!!","Product: I was born and raised in Wisconsin and still live here today with my two sons and puppy. (Though one day soon I hope to move to southern California!) Im an avid reader who gets inspired by reading the stories from my favorite authors as well as listening to various types of music. I am a huge fan of music, chocolate, fruit, desserts, autumn, M. Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold, and Milo Ventimiglia. Through my books, I am proudly creating new Avenged Sevenfold and Milo Ventimiglia fans one reader at a time. I absolutely love interacting with readers and invite you to contact me any time via email:Anne@AnneMercierAuthor.com. The best part of being an author, to me, is being able to take the reader to that one place they long to go when they need to escape reality. Knowing I can do that, for even one reader, makes what I do worthwhile. ~ Anne Mercier\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is the first Anne Mercier read for me - I WILL definitely go back and read this whole series!\n\nReview: Knowing I was going into this book without reading the others in the series I wanted to at least read the book descriptions and see what was up with the series I read over and over again that the series should be read in order but alas I was committed to read the arc in a certain time frame and I LOVED the description of Ballad so I jumped in anyway! Let me just say I was NOT disappointed! A little confused at times but that was my fault I made lots of notes on my Kindle and as I go back I know that the answers will be revealed and believe me I WILL be going back and reading this whole series!\n\n2 things excited me right from the start! Well 3 things, 3 things excited me: the description! And OH how I love a good family tree pictured in a book!! And finally, a PLAYLIST! YES, please!!!! Hinder, The Police, Tim McGraw, Jason DeRulo, Seether(!! I know the drummer from Seether, hes a personal friend). I created an itunes playlist and have played it over and over again!\n\nThe book kicks off with a gut wrenching prologue and dives right into the story. From the start its obvious that Ben wants Nicole but is holding back and Nicole is done waiting around for him to make a move. The scenes with Lucien are steamy and sexy but I love that through the book this does not cause any awkwardness. Once all the walls come down for Ben hes all in and his devotion to Nicole and their relationship has me crying happy and anguished tears for about the last 20% of the book!\n\nAnd HELLO cliffhanger! (cliffy for the series our H/h get their HEA) Do all the books end this way??!! I see on Goodreads that the expected publication for Lullaby says 12/15 and I will definitely grab it to find out where this story goes for the Jesse and Lucy and Cage and Sera and Kennedy and. I could go on and on!!\n\nAnne Mercier has created a family worth reading in this Rockstar series, some by blood but most of them not this fact makes them no less committed to each other.\n\nYou don't have to do this alone anymore, I (Ben) whisper. Youve got me and youve got the entire gang here to support you whatever you need. Anything you need, Nicole. Anything, I reassure her.\n\nShe nods. Thank you.\n\nYou don't have to thank me. Its part of loving someone and part of being family.\n\nI think this disclaimer on Amplify (Rockstar book #3) defines this series for me DISCLAIMER: If you're unable to suspend disbelief and escape to the Rockstar Land of Fiction, then this book probably isn't for you. I will expand this to say then this series probably isn't for you. This is HOT and sexy romantic fiction with a neat twist of mafia thrown in and if you let yourself dive in, you can lose yourself for a few hours and read a great (fictional) story. (I added this last paragraph because some of the negative reviews were hacking me off its fiction people not real life. I love my husband but our love story is pretty boring I wouldnt want to read it! LOL)\n\nGrade A\n- See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/ballad-by-anne-mercier/#sthash. GHADp2Sf.dpuf","Product: J. A. DENNAM, an award winning author and member of Romance Writers of America, resides in a small Kansas town with her husband and four children. She shares many passions for the arts including fine arts, culinary arts and music. Storytelling has been a part of her life since childhood, when insomnia forced a young girl of six into counting popcorn on the ceiling in the dead of night. Confessing her problem to her older sister, they decided to tell each other stories to entice sleep; however, the inevitable snore always tore through her sisters nose before she could utter the words Once Upon A Time. So, the stories began to flow in silence, her imagination taking her to quiet, private places so enthralling, the trick was suddenly to stay awake. Each night, she went to bed anticipating the continuation of the adventure that had been interrupted by sleep the previous night. Soon, insomnia was no longer a problem and the stories would sometimes take months to complete. Those habits carried on to adulthood until the need to purge her stories demanded she put them in print. Her fascination with romance, fast cars and adventure films is what structures her stories today, making Romantic Suspense the genre she was simply born to write.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Captive series is a MUST read for all romantic suspense lovers!!\n\nReview: After Crystal Mac (book 2.5 in the Captive series) left us with the MOTHER of all cliffhangers I have been waiting impatiently to read the last installment in a series that has kept me on the edge of my seat!! But much like the other books in the series its almost impossible to write a review without giving too much away! So here is my non-spoiler review:\n\nThe suspense is off the charts! The twists and turns, the ups and downs, you never know who is a bad guy and who is really on their side!! The storytelling is top notch and the hot scenes are smoking HOT! I got to see plenty of Danny, Austin, Derek and Melanie all of whom I fell in love with in previous books. Ty is a firefighter, a hero and a helper. In previous books, Rena has been on everyones shit-list so to just make everything fall into place would have been boring and predictable. No boring for Ms Dennam she slipped in another of those blow-your-mind surprises that I DID NOT see coming made me re-evaluate everything I thought I had figured out about the plot and the course the book would take I thoroughly enjoyed that this couple had to work for their HEA!!\n\nFor me the explanations and the full circle that we took with the series were finished up and delivered with a big red bow. Thats exactly what l want when I see a beloved series end. Im a big fan of romantic suspense Maya Banks, Christy Reece, Cindy Gerard, Julie Ann Walker just to name a few If these authors appeal to you then you definitely need to pick up the Captive series by J. A. Dennam!\n\nWe were also given a teaser at the end of the book about being about to revisit your favorite Captive series characters and finding out more about the one tiny story thread that was left unaccounted for join her exclusive Facebook group to access the free serial starting July 14th. I cannot wait to see what she has in store for these characters in her Mercy of the Lawless serial! #MOTL https://www.facebook.com/groups/JADennamsCharacterCave/ - See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/hells-hilltop-by-j-a-dennam/#sthash. 1P3u4Km2.dpuf"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Emily Hemmer was raised in the Chicago suburbs before settling in Kansas City in 1996. She was raised in a house full of women, which gave birth to her many loud OPINIONS about men, women, and the roles they play in la romance. A huge fan of romantic comedies, Emily was overjoyed to realize her college roommate could recite every word of the movie 'Clueless,' until she realized that was the only VHS tape her roommate owned. Emily dropped out of college and to this day, blames the listless years of her twenties on the words, \\\"As if!\\\" She completed her degree after an extended eleven-year semester break during which time she got married, had kids, and became a published author. Her greatest accomplishment to date is holding the high score in Ms. PacMan at the Pizza Hut in Schaumburg, Il.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Put this one at the top of your TBR list! I found this book to be breathtaking and life altering!!\\n\\nReview: What woman doesn't want to think that her longtime crash was secretly pining for her too? And to finally connect with that crush and realize that reality is even better than any of your fantasies could have been!\\nThis book touched me in ways I did not expect. It was almost as if Emily read a journal that I was too afraid to ever write. She took those words and expanded into a wonderful story about self-discovery and following a dream. Learning the difference between day-dreaming and dreaming, fantasizing and planning. Living. Finding your happy.\\n\\nI marveled at Wynns strength to continue in her pursuit of answers to find Lola (her great-grandmother) and what happened to her! And cheered for her and Oliver to find their HEA! Because thats what all hopeful romantics look for, right? And finally I loved the way her family stepped up to support her and her dream because at first I wondered if they would ever be able to think about her needs over their own.\\n\\n2 passages the really stood out for me:\\n\\nOliver to Wynn \\n\\\"so I'll ask again. Who do you want to be?\\\"\\nHis lips are close to mine. \\\"I don't know.\\\"\\n\\\"Try,\\\"\\n\\\"I--\\\" His eyes are so clear. Can he see through me? \\\"--I want to be someone who's not afraid.\\\"\\n\\nQuote: Wynn - Ive been stuck. I haven't moved forward. Ive been lazy with my dreams and thats worse than fear because at least if I was afraid itd mean I was trying to change. But Im not, and I haven't been for a long time.\\n\\nWow I'm going to have a book hangover after this one!! And I mean that in the BEST possible way! It was truly an honor to receive an ARC of this book from Emily.\\n\\n5+++ stars - I found it breathtaking and for some I hope and think it will be life altering!!\",\n \"Product: Audrey Carlan is a #1 New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She writes wicked hot love stories that are designed to give the reader a romantic experience that's sexy, sweet, and so hot your ereader might melt. Some of her works include the wildly successful Calendar Girl Serial, Falling Series, and the Trinity Trilogy. She lives in the California Valley where she enjoys her two children and the love of her life. When she's not writing, you can find her teaching yoga, sipping wine with her \\\"soul sisters\\\" or with her nose stuck in a wicked hot romance novel.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: with a cover this GORGEOUS how could the book be anything but perfect??!!\\n\\nReview: I cried, I snort laughed, I got hot flashes and damp panties!! and this is just the 1st in a series!! Aspen and Hank and this cast of characters blew me away! Their personalities and antics made me turn the pages faster to see what was going to happen next! There is a great blend of good ol boy vernacular (Hank is from TX) to modern (Aspen is a hard working socialite turned business woman from NY). I think this combined with an excellent use of descriptive words and adjectives make the book easy to relate to and get lost in! With the words, terms and everyday slang that's used, I felt connected and vested in the characters and their journey. I cannot wait to see what Audrey Carlan has in store for us in the next book about Aspen's sister, London!!\",\n \"Product: Combining her love for romantic fiction and rock 'n roll, Olivia Cunning writes erotic romance centered around rock musicians. Raised on hard rock music from the cradle, she attended her first Styx concert at age six and fell instantly in love with live music. She's been known to travel over a thousand miles just to see a favorite band in concert. As a teen, she discovered her second love, romantic fictionfirst, voraciously reading steamy romance novels and then penning her own. Growing up as the daughter of a career soldier, she's lived all over the United States and overseas. She currently lives in Illinois. To learn more about Olivia and her books, please visit www.oliviacunning.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I couldn't turn the pages fast enough and at the same time I did not want the story to end!\\n\\nReview: Oh man this book was everything that I love about an in-your-face rock band and what I imagine their lifestyle to be! And no one writes rock stars better than Olivia Cunning!! By 18% in I knew that this was another OC hit for me and she did not disappoint!\\nI loved the storyline of Toni taking a chance for the first time and going for what she wants in life. Logan falls so fast for Toni and the 2 of them essentially fit in a way that their friends never expected. She takes his childish and sometime selfish side in stride because she has had experience with this from living that with her mom. And he takes Tonis nave side and teaches her ways to not only be a woman but to be an independent woman away from her mother and sister.\\nWe got to see plenty of our Sinners and the women that tamed them but if you haven't read the previous series it will not take away from Insider, it will just seem like more sexy yet already taken rock stars. We learned some of the background and beginnings of Exodus End and its members Dare and Max and Steve and Reagan. Theres a bit of the storyline that is left hanging with Tonis editor Susan so I look forward to seeing where that goes\\nAs all OC reads are, the sexy is OFF THE CHARTS! And the banter between not only Toni and Logan but both bands was 5 stars for me. I laughed so much! What do women like? As gifts, I mean. Besides sex toys and weed? Yeah, besides sex toys and weed.\\nI couldn't turn the pages fast enough and at the same time I did not want the story to end! Outsider will be the next book in this series and will take a closer look at Reagan and her men. If you haven't already you should grab Double Time, Sinners on Tour #5, and read about Trey Mills and how he a Reagan got things started! Oh who am I kidding?? You should grab the whole Sinners on Tour series and dive in if you haven't already!\\nGrade A+ - See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/insider-by-olivia-cunning/#sthash.ooYIta3x.dpuf\",\n \"Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Full Domain gave me the ending for the Nice Guys series that I craved!! I'll miss this group of smokin hot men!\\n\\nReview: Kindle is my FAVORITE M/M author EVER. So this is hard to say, I had a hard time getting into this one The first 30% took me a few days. I have my theories, i.e. I hated that this was the end of the series and if I don't read fast it won't end, right?, kids were home for snow days and the interruptions kept me distracted\\n\\nWhatever the case was, once I got past the hump these two men spoke to me just like the first two couples did!! And it really added to this story that we got to see plenty of those couples in this book as well!!\\n\\nWith Kreeds partner, Mitch, sticking close to his love, Cody, to protect him (see book 2), Kreed needs a temporary partner to sniff out and bring down the bad guys that have haunted them all since the beginning of the series. Enter Aaron Stuart. We met him virtually when he helped Mitch during book 2. (I reread the end of book 2 again in preparation for this read and OH MAN! That scene where Cody is leaving his apartment HOLY COW! Good stuff!)\\n\\nAaron fought his attraction to Kreed. He fought it hard. We find out later in the story why and that made me empathize, respect and love Aaron even more!\\n\\n(Kreed) Youll learn soon enough that you can be honest with me. I know what I do for a living, but I also get its not cut and dry out there in the real world. I could help with whatever you're running from.\\n\\nBut our Kreed was all in from the very start! It may have only been sexual, the need to scratch an itch so he could concentrate but things changed quickly for him.\\n\\nAaron was the light in all the darkness that had surrounded his life. Hell, it didn't just surround him, it had consumed him until Aaron Stuart worked his magic. Kreeds eyes darted toward the door as he realized the magnitude of that thought.\\n\\nIm falling Stuart. If you're not there with me, you should probably say something before I make a fool of myself.\\n\\nI love a couple that can communicate!! Speak your mind and lay it all out there. Granted Kreed was better at that then Aaron was but in true Kindle Alexander style she brings these boys together at the end and I got the Big Red Bow ending that I crave! And with the way things ended there may even be a little spinoff idea that she may be working on! Cross your fingers and HOPE people! (I almost forgot!! What a neat little sneak peak at our main men from Secret during the epilogue!!)\\n- See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/series-saturday-nice-guys-series-by-kindle-alexander-review-full-domain/#sthash.jrpPOSi7.dpuf\",\n \"Product: Audrey Carlan is a #1 New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. She writes wicked hot love stories that are designed to give the reader a romantic experience thats sexy, sweet, and so hot your ereader might melt. Some of her works include the wildly successful Calendar Girl Serial, Falling Series, and the Trinity Trilogy. She lives in the California Valley where she enjoys her two children and the love of her life. When shes not writing, you can find her teaching yoga, sipping wine with her soul sisters or with her nose stuck in a wicked hot romance novel.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I love this series!! Commence wicked hot scenes from the author that says she will melt your ereader!\\n\\nReview: I sincerely think that Monet and Clayton are my fave Lotus House couple!! (so far!) When Clay falls he is ALL IN 100% and he wants these 2 females in his life and will do anything to protect them.\\n\\nMonet is so scared to fall and rely on anyone new. But she feels that pull and cannot deny it! Commence wicked hot scenes from the author that says she will melt your ereader!\\n\\nAnd then you see again the friendship between Moe and Mila. I have said this before but I feel like these women are my friends! We need to grab a coffee together and have a ladies night with lots and lots of cocktails!!\\n\\nI love this series!!\",\n \"Product: I was born and raised in Wisconsin and still live here today with my two sons and puppy. (Though one day soon I hope to move to southern California!) Im an avid reader who gets inspired by reading the stories from my favorite authors as well as listening to various types of music. I am a huge fan of music, chocolate, fruit, desserts, autumn, M. Shadows, Avenged Sevenfold, and Milo Ventimiglia. Through my books, I am proudly creating new Avenged Sevenfold and Milo Ventimiglia fans one reader at a time. I absolutely love interacting with readers and invite you to contact me any time via email:Anne@AnneMercierAuthor.com. The best part of being an author, to me, is being able to take the reader to that one place they long to go when they need to escape reality. Knowing I can do that, for even one reader, makes what I do worthwhile. ~ Anne Mercier\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is the first Anne Mercier read for me - I WILL definitely go back and read this whole series!\\n\\nReview: Knowing I was going into this book without reading the others in the series I wanted to at least read the book descriptions and see what was up with the series I read over and over again that the series should be read in order but alas I was committed to read the arc in a certain time frame and I LOVED the description of Ballad so I jumped in anyway! Let me just say I was NOT disappointed! A little confused at times but that was my fault I made lots of notes on my Kindle and as I go back I know that the answers will be revealed and believe me I WILL be going back and reading this whole series!\\n\\n2 things excited me right from the start! Well 3 things, 3 things excited me: the description! And OH how I love a good family tree pictured in a book!! And finally, a PLAYLIST! YES, please!!!! Hinder, The Police, Tim McGraw, Jason DeRulo, Seether(!! I know the drummer from Seether, hes a personal friend). I created an itunes playlist and have played it over and over again!\\n\\nThe book kicks off with a gut wrenching prologue and dives right into the story. From the start its obvious that Ben wants Nicole but is holding back and Nicole is done waiting around for him to make a move. The scenes with Lucien are steamy and sexy but I love that through the book this does not cause any awkwardness. Once all the walls come down for Ben hes all in and his devotion to Nicole and their relationship has me crying happy and anguished tears for about the last 20% of the book!\\n\\nAnd HELLO cliffhanger! (cliffy for the series our H/h get their HEA) Do all the books end this way??!! I see on Goodreads that the expected publication for Lullaby says 12/15 and I will definitely grab it to find out where this story goes for the Jesse and Lucy and Cage and Sera and Kennedy and. I could go on and on!!\\n\\nAnne Mercier has created a family worth reading in this Rockstar series, some by blood but most of them not this fact makes them no less committed to each other.\\n\\nYou don't have to do this alone anymore, I (Ben) whisper. Youve got me and youve got the entire gang here to support you whatever you need. Anything you need, Nicole. Anything, I reassure her.\\n\\nShe nods. Thank you.\\n\\nYou don't have to thank me. Its part of loving someone and part of being family.\\n\\nI think this disclaimer on Amplify (Rockstar book #3) defines this series for me DISCLAIMER: If you're unable to suspend disbelief and escape to the Rockstar Land of Fiction, then this book probably isn't for you. I will expand this to say then this series probably isn't for you. This is HOT and sexy romantic fiction with a neat twist of mafia thrown in and if you let yourself dive in, you can lose yourself for a few hours and read a great (fictional) story. (I added this last paragraph because some of the negative reviews were hacking me off its fiction people not real life. I love my husband but our love story is pretty boring I wouldnt want to read it! LOL)\\n\\nGrade A\\n- See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/ballad-by-anne-mercier/#sthash. GHADp2Sf.dpuf\",\n \"Product: J. A. DENNAM, an award winning author and member of Romance Writers of America, resides in a small Kansas town with her husband and four children. She shares many passions for the arts including fine arts, culinary arts and music. Storytelling has been a part of her life since childhood, when insomnia forced a young girl of six into counting popcorn on the ceiling in the dead of night. Confessing her problem to her older sister, they decided to tell each other stories to entice sleep; however, the inevitable snore always tore through her sisters nose before she could utter the words Once Upon A Time. So, the stories began to flow in silence, her imagination taking her to quiet, private places so enthralling, the trick was suddenly to stay awake. Each night, she went to bed anticipating the continuation of the adventure that had been interrupted by sleep the previous night. Soon, insomnia was no longer a problem and the stories would sometimes take months to complete. Those habits carried on to adulthood until the need to purge her stories demanded she put them in print. Her fascination with romance, fast cars and adventure films is what structures her stories today, making Romantic Suspense the genre she was simply born to write.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Captive series is a MUST read for all romantic suspense lovers!!\\n\\nReview: After Crystal Mac (book 2.5 in the Captive series) left us with the MOTHER of all cliffhangers I have been waiting impatiently to read the last installment in a series that has kept me on the edge of my seat!! But much like the other books in the series its almost impossible to write a review without giving too much away! So here is my non-spoiler review:\\n\\nThe suspense is off the charts! The twists and turns, the ups and downs, you never know who is a bad guy and who is really on their side!! The storytelling is top notch and the hot scenes are smoking HOT! I got to see plenty of Danny, Austin, Derek and Melanie all of whom I fell in love with in previous books. Ty is a firefighter, a hero and a helper. In previous books, Rena has been on everyones shit-list so to just make everything fall into place would have been boring and predictable. No boring for Ms Dennam she slipped in another of those blow-your-mind surprises that I DID NOT see coming made me re-evaluate everything I thought I had figured out about the plot and the course the book would take I thoroughly enjoyed that this couple had to work for their HEA!!\\n\\nFor me the explanations and the full circle that we took with the series were finished up and delivered with a big red bow. Thats exactly what l want when I see a beloved series end. Im a big fan of romantic suspense Maya Banks, Christy Reece, Cindy Gerard, Julie Ann Walker just to name a few If these authors appeal to you then you definitely need to pick up the Captive series by J. A. Dennam!\\n\\nWe were also given a teaser at the end of the book about being about to revisit your favorite Captive series characters and finding out more about the one tiny story thread that was left unaccounted for join her exclusive Facebook group to access the free serial starting July 14th. I cannot wait to see what she has in store for these characters in her Mercy of the Lawless serial! #MOTL https://www.facebook.com/groups/JADennamsCharacterCave/ - See more at: http://thebookreadinggals.com/hells-hilltop-by-j-a-dennam/#sthash. 1P3u4Km2.dpuf\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":7,"string":"7"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1360,"string":"1,360"}}},{"rowIdx":1361,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A23GFTVIETX7DS"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Set includes 6 dining chairs and 2 swivel rocker chairs with seat cushions and 44'' X 84'' rectangular dining table\". The summary of the review text is \"Sturdy, Attractive, and a Great Value (5- Stars)\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"My husband and I wanted a dining set for our new patio that had a Tuscan look to go with all that \"stone\" (TechoBloc) on the ground and the stone veneer on the back of the house. We looked everything locally and searched here until we found this set. We loved that it didn't have the glass-and-aluminum structure that you see everywhere. The open design in the chairs and table top allow rain to pass through so it doesn't puddle.\n\nMine came in four boxes, all connected on a pallet: one for the table, one for the swivel chairs for the head of the table, and two for the regular chairs all together. The regular chairs come stacked, with their cushions inside. The swivel chairs need to be assembled, although that was fairly easy, especially once we figured out how to orient the bolts, washers, and nuts around the fiberglass (the only non-metal part) pieces. The table requires more assembly, although it, too, is not complicated.\n\nThe metal pieces have concave backs so the metal isn't incredibly thick. The set, though, is as heavy as you'd expect. It took two of us to carry the table top into the backyard for assembly, and while it was not difficult, it did require strength. I believe that the whole set weighs about 340 pounds. Keep in mind that this isn't a furniture company delivering the boxes, so you'll have to carry the pieces to where you want them from the front of your house. For that reason, this is a two-person job.\n\nThe finish is an attractive dark bronze that looks black from a distance but more nuanced close up. The cushion are thin and are the only cheap-looking part of the set. They are serviceable, however. Amazingly, the chairs are comfortable even without the cushions.\n\nI'm also nervous about ordering large purchases, sight unseen, but in this case, it worked out perfectly.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"My husband and I wanted a dining set for our new patio that had a Tuscan look to go with all that \"stone\" (TechoBloc) on the ground and the stone veneer on the back of the house. We looked everything locally and searched here until we found this set. We loved that it didn't have the glass-and-aluminum structure that you see everywhere. The open design in the chairs and table top allow rain to pass through so it doesn't puddle.\n\nMine came in four boxes, all connected on a pallet: one for the table, one for the swivel chairs for the head of the table, and two for the regular chairs all together. The regular chairs come stacked, with their cushions inside. The swivel chairs need to be assembled, although that was fairly easy, especially once we figured out how to orient the bolts, washers, and nuts around the fiberglass (the only non-metal part) pieces. The table requires more assembly, although it, too, is not complicated.\n\nThe metal pieces have concave backs so the metal isn't incredibly thick. The set, though, is as heavy as you'd expect. It took two of us to carry the table top into the backyard for assembly, and while it was not difficult, it did require strength. I believe that the whole set weighs about 340 pounds. Keep in mind that this isn't a furniture company delivering the boxes, so you'll have to carry the pieces to where you want them from the front of your house. For that reason, this is a two-person job.\n\nThe finish is an attractive dark bronze that looks black from a distance but more nuanced close up. The cushion are thin and are the only cheap-looking part of the set. They are serviceable, however. Amazingly, the chairs are comfortable even without the cushions.\n\nI'm also nervous about ordering large purchases, sight unseen, but in this case, it worked out perfectly.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: This season, less is definitely more. Our emma mini wallet's smooth glazed leather in neutral(ish) hues make it a lasting essential.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cute, Small, and Practical If You Don't Have/Need a Lot of Cards\n\nReview: With thieves getting more technologically sophisticated and cards being embedded with identifying chips/information, it has become essential to use RFID-blocking wallets and other holders. This Fossil mini wallet accomplishes that in a small women's billfold. It has an outside zippered pocket for a small amount of change and, inside where the blocking technology is needed, six slots for cards/IDs. The unfolded length is just long enough for US bills. The wallet snaps shut to keep everything secure; it does not have a flap closure, which means you cannot overstuff the interior and still have it snap. The exterior of the wallet is black leather; the interior, because it needs to block skimmers, is a vinyl or vinyl-like textured material.\n\nWhen folded, the wallet measures 3.5\" x 4\". Because bills barely fit inside, making it difficult to insert them, I wish it were 1/2-1\" longer, making it more of a square. It would lose a bit of the cute factor but would also be more practical.\n\nThis wallet is perfect to stick in a jean's pocket or to use while traveling with just a few cards. I love that its size fits easily into my small cross-body. Although I have too many cards to use this on a daily basis, I intend to use it whenever I travel since I have no reason to take cards such as my grocery store and other loyalty cards.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: 1 1/2 inch belt which is very comfortable to wear, buckle\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: In the Carhartt Tradition of Farm/Ranch Style\n\nReview: This fairly wide, leather Carhartt belt fits perfectly with the look associated with the company: jeans, flannel shirts, and work boots. The Carhartt name is raised and large at the back, with a steel rectangular buckle that has been artificially banged up, as though it has arrived with hard work already behind it.\n\nThe color of the leather is graduated, with a light-medium brown in the center portion which darkens at the edges to deep brown. This medium belt is sized for women's 8-10, although much depends on the kind of jeans you wear. Lower riding jeans, especially for a size 10, may require a size up. Mid-rise jeans won't allow a size 10 to go far into the holes, although it should be perfect for a size 8. Higher on the waist jeans (rare, these days) will make the belt too large for an 8. The distance from the leather edge near the buckle to the first hole is 35 3/4\" and to the last hole is 32\". When measuring for your size, thread a fabric tape measure through the loops of your jeans since the thickness of denim can impact the measurement.\n\nThis is the kind of style that evokes tossing bales of hay, riding horses through Big Sky country, and chopping wood on a frosty morning. This belt fits with the image, even if you wear it only to run errands around town.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Both stylish and sophisticated, PEDS unseen loafer liners are a must have all year long. A deep heel pocket and gel strip prevents slipping and provides an unbelievable fit and a blend of soft cotton fabric and flat seam structure delivers optimal comfort. Engineered with an odor defense technology that provides long-lasting freshness and reliable protection against odor-causing bacteria. So, say goodbye to unwanted sock odors and say hello to fresh, odor-free feet all day long. Works well with loafers, boat shoes and more. Plus, it's accompanied with a mesh laundry bag that helps to protect your liners while washing.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good Fit for Loafers or Low-Cut Sneakers\n\nReview: No-show socks can be a real problem -- either they show or they slip down/feel uncomfortable -- so Peds seems to have addressed that problem in part by creating specialized cuts for different kinds of shoes. I have the Peds no-shows that go with ballet flats, but when I wear those with loafers, the cut on top of the toe feels uncomfortable and rubs. This cut is mostly perfect for loafers because the toe comes up higher over the foot, resulting in a more stable and comfortable fit. I like that these come in both nude and black since I have one pair of black loafers that are cut inward on either side of the top. These Peds show through a little, but because I wear the black ones, you can't really see them. These would also be great with low-cut Keds. The gel tab at the back does a good job of keeping them from slipping off my heel.\n\nThese come with a handy laundry bag to keep them from disappearing in the washing machine behind the gasket.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Signature by Levi's strauss and co. Gold label curvy straight women's jeans offer quality craftsmanship and authentic style backed by over 160 years of denim heritage and expertise. Crafted from premium, super stretchy simply stretch denim that won't bag out and keeps its shape all day, our curvy straight jeans hug your curves for a perfect fit and features a contoured waistband that fits to your waist to eliminate gapping. Look and feel simply amazing in stylish and versatile simply stretch curvy straight jeans. Quality you trust from Levi's strauss and co., established 1853. Please note that product packaging color may vary.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Low Cut Front with High Rise Back\n\nReview: Levi Strauss has always been, ahem, behind when it comes to curvy shapes, and these black jeans seem to be their attempt at addressing this deficiency. Unfortunately, they fail in my book because of the cut. The front rise is about 9\" from the crotch seam, while the back is 17\" from it. This means that Levis addresses more of the \"junk in the trunk\" issue than the hips one because, as with the traditional Levi cut, the pants come almost straight up. The pants rely more on stretch than on cut. Yeah, these fit, but the front is cut far too low to look good with the high back, especially if the fabric is stretched sideways (for hips) more than just in the rear end. I don't mind the thin stretchy denim because they tend to look dressier than a thicker fabric denim. I just hate the cut.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Nine West offers a quick edit of the runways - pinpointing the must have looks of the season translating what is fun, hip and of the moment. It is trend right handbags that you will reach for in your closet again and again. Nine West is sure to be your trusted resource for everyday chic style.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cute purse -- but it looks more casual than the photos reveal\n\nReview: This Nine West cross-body purse is a great casual bag if you don't carry a lot of stuff -- wallet, cell phone, keys. Although you can fill it with more than that, it doesn't look so great when it is packed full. The 1\" canvas strap is sturdy and comfortable worn across the body. The nylon exterior tends to make it look more casual than the photo indicates (it has that nylon shine), but I love that it goes with jeans and khakis. Although it doesn't have a lot of pockets, it has a few: a small one outside, with a snap closure, for an iPod or thin phone; another exterior one that runs the wide of the bag, with no closure; a cell phone pouch in the inside lining; a small zippered inside pouch. The lining (at least, on mine) is a bright, multi-colored geometric pattern. The bag, when flat, measures 10\" tall and 9 1/2\" wide. The base/thickness is 1 1/2\".\n\nAlthough I really like this bag for everyday use, I can understand why some may object to both its small size and its material. If you want a casual, lightweight bag that crosses securely over your body, you may have found it with this Nine West bag.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Kamik makes footwear that brings to life its northern origins. Singular. Strong. Simply dependable. The result of all this effort: a complete line of outdoor footwear built to deliver superior comfort and reliable protection in the most extreme conditions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Waterproof, rugged, and comfy: I love them!\n\nReview: It's not easy finding winter boots that look cute and that keep your feet dry -- it's usually one or the other. Fortunately, these boots combine a little bit of style with practicality. I slipped them on my feet and didn't want to take them off. They have a slightly wider opening than stated in the measurements (roughly 14 1/2\" opening instead of 13 1/2\") which is perfect for women who have thicker/muscular calves and for wearing over jeans. The shoe is a little wide, but that means that you can wear thick socks without a problem. And even better, the inside is so soft that you can feel comfortable without socks. The lining keeps all external stitching away from your feet and legs, so no nasty friction blisters.\n\nThey have a criss-cross stitching pattern on the sides, a shearling lining everywhere inside except for the soles, and a rugged black rubber sole with fairly deep treads. They are mid-calf boots for women of average (5'4\" to 5'6\") height.\n\nThese aren't the kind of boots I'd wear when going out at night, but they are definitely nice boots for casual wear, especially with jeans. They offer good traction on ice and snow without that rubberized look of other waterproof boots.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Maggie Mather Tennis Tote is great for tennis and other racquet sports plus travel and about town.The Maggie Mather Tennis Tote has one large exterior racquet pocket plus two more front pockets. The two side pockets will accommodate tennis balls, water bottle or sun glasses. The back has one zipper pocket. The spacious zebra lined interior has one zipper pocket. H 17\" X W 13\" x D 5\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Shouldn't Have Waited This Long -- This Tote is That Good\n\nReview: I adore this tennis bag! It took a mental leap for me to transition from a backpack bag to a tote because I liked that I could always wear my racquet on my back if I needed both hands. Still, I wore my backpack mostly on one shoulder and came close to taking people out as my racquets swung around. This Maggie Mather tote actually *does* allow me use of two hands if I need to since it can be firmly under one arm. Plus, I have better control of my racquets so I don't accidentally hit someone with them Those facts wouldn't justify this bag, however, if it didn't also offer excellent organization and lots of room.\n\nThe tote has several outer pockets: a large, deep one that will hold up to two racquets; a zippered pocket for things I might need during a match; one on each short side for a water bottle and a can of balls; and two open pockets below the racquet pocket for . . . well, I haven't yet figured out how I'm going to use those. Inside, there's a generous open space plus a shallow zippered pocket. The thick nylon tote straps are adjustable. One strap has a snap fastener to secure two racquets. I can't get the strap around both handles, but instead I insert it in the space below the heads. If I carried only one racquet, the strap would easily fasten around the whole handle. The interior of the iris color is a black-and-white zebra print; I could do without animal prints in general, but because it is mostly hidden, I like it.\n\nIf I were to put the racquets inside without anything else, the tote would tip over, but as soon as you add stuff, it balances nicely. My backpack was always falling over. This does not. I can place this tote on the court or in the locker room floor, and it stands up. The nylon exterior can easily wiped clean with a damp or soapy cloth.\n\nI could kick myself for trying to find a cheaper way of carrying my racquets and for not transitioning sooner to a tote. If I hadn't had two friends who had the teal color (that's the only reason I didn't get that one), I wouldn't have realized how much better this Maggie Mather bag is.","Product: Rockport has always been one step ahead of the times, believing the perfect shoe has not yet been invented. This positive dissatisfaction compels them to constantly improve upon their footwear. Founded in 1971, they were the first company to use advanced athletic technologies in casual shoes to achieve lightweight comfort, and the first company to engineer walking comfort in dress and casual shoes.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: I wish these shoes had softer leather!\n\nReview: I bought these loafers because I had a pair of Rockport loafers that lasted me nearly a decade, through travel throughout the world. I loved them. When I went to look for a replacement pair, I couldn't find Rockport shoes in any local stores. I went online to Rockport's site and saw that these were padded with Adidas padding to make them a \"comfort\" shoes. I also loved the chain, which dresses them up, much the way a buckle on my old pair did.\n\nBut . . .\n\nOuch! These have none of the supple leather of my last pair. They are stiff, and they seem to push down on the top of my toes so that the nail beds of my big toes feel sore at the end of the day. Although I've broken them in so that they feel a little more comfortable, I'm disappointed that these so-called comfort shoes hurt like heck for the first several wearings.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Durable Rubber 10 LB. 2 in 1 Power Medicine Ball And Kettlebell combination for multiple exercise routines. Removable handles. These balls bounce and have a valve so that more air may be added or removed. Instructional DVD included which illustrates the wide range of exercises possible with this unique fitness product.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Solid Kettlebell OR Medicine Ball, with mini DVD\n\nReview: Because the handle is so difficult to install (more on that later), consumers will want to decide beforehand how they want to use this, as either a kettlebell or a medicine ball, not both, at least not in quick succession. The construction itself is sturdy, with dimples and a textured rubberized surface for easy gripping (medicine ball) and a plastic handle that even small hands can grip comfortably. It comes with a mini DVD that demonstrates many exercises using each form.\n\nThe Altus ball comes with two screws, two washers, an Allen wrench, and a detached handle. To assemble, you need to screw the handle to the ball. I encountered a problem right from the start: the handle does not fit comfortably over the two holes, which meant that I had to struggle to stretch the rigid handle so that the screws could fit in their holes. That was a workout by itself! This was complicated by one screw not fitting loosely enough into its handle hole and the other one fitting too loosely. As soon as I got one aligned and partially screwed in, I couldn't get the other to stay in place (the loose one) or find the correct spot (the tight one.) It took me a good 8-10 minutes to assemble it. Because the handle screws into the ball, it takes a fair amount of time to unscrew it, and obviously, more time to screw it back on. If you are considering this because you want to switch between kettlebell and medicine ball during the same workout, think again.\n\nI have mixed feeling about the included mini-DVD. (Make sure your DVD player can handle this size by looking at the tray; if there is a smaller cutout in the middle, it will fit and most likely play.) I like that so many different exercises are presented, with a brief demonstration of each and which muscles they affect. On the right side of the demonstration screen, you'll find a list of beginner, intermediate, and advanced instructions to help you determine the duration/number of reps right for your level. So what's so frustrating? The DVD does not move seamlessly from one exercise to the next, so the 20 -30 second burst of demonstration returns you to the menu instead of moving to another exercise. Even more annoying, when you are taken back to the menu, the next exercise is not highlighted; instead, it selects every other exercise, so if you want to see them all, you have to navigate back one. If you are looking for a sustained workout DVD using either the kettlebell or the medicine, look to the specialized DVDs.\n\nI like that the kettlebell stands upright, with the handle up, when you place it on the floor, instead of tipping over. This ensures that the handle is always easy to grasp during a workout. I also like the way it looks -- a small thing, I know. The screws get screwed into deep metal fittings, which suggests that it will be durable as well.\n\nBecause I wanted to use this as a kettlebell only, I love it -- and would give it five stars if it hadn't been marketed as a dual workout product. The mini-DVD could have been better formatted, but the number of exercises that it covers is outstanding.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Prince Grip Plus: Get a grip with Prince Grip Plus. If youre hands are sweaty and youre playing on a humid summer day, its just plain hard to grip the racquet. Prince Grip Plus enhances your grip by drying your hands so can get back to hitting those blazing shots. This new lotion comes in a compact, no clog bottle and has the performance benefits of the Original PrinceGrip.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I never play without this in my tennis bag (5- stars)\n\nReview: This Prince Grip Enhancer is the best stuff ever to dry your palms while playing tennis. Instead of using a rosin bag, which gets powder everywhere, squeeze a little of the translucent gel into your palm and rub your hands together. Within seconds, the gel dries to a tacky powder that does not wear off as quickly as traditional rosin. If you get too much on your hands, just blow on your palms to hasten the drying.\n\nIt does have a couple of drawbacks. The gel tends to get a little dry/thick over time, so I find that I have to unscrew the top about halfway through to get the goop; it no longer squeezes easily through the pull-up top. Also, because it sticks to my hands better than rosin, I find that I wear through grips a little faster than I used to due to more/longer friction. However, the advantages far outweigh the disadvantages. This grip enhancer works better and longer than anything else. I've already converted my entire tennis team to this stuff.\n\nGet some. You'll love it.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Fashion meets Function with Bolle Women's Copperhead Sunglasses. The Copperhead features Bolle b88 Frames with incredibly durability and utlimate flexibility. Thermogrip nose pads and temples to keep sunglasses comfortably in place. Offered through Bolle's Natational Rx Program.All purpose Amber Lens with enhanced constrast. Fit: Small/Medium.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Favorite Among the Small Bolle Frames\n\nReview: When my favorite Bolle model Canebrake was discontinued, I needed to find a relatively small-frame, wraparound style with brown polarized lenses. My husband bought me a pair of Pythons, labeled as medium fit by Bolle, but they look huge on my face. These Copperhead sunglasses look much better, and they still give my eyes great coverage. Bolle lists Copperhead as one of the few small frames in a curved/wraparound style.\n\nI like the polarized A-14 lenses because I use these sunglasses for tennis. Even though the Bolle's blue lenses are labeled for tennis, they do not take enough of the glare away for me, and the TNS (gray) color makes it somewhat difficult to see the ball. A-14 lenses are also recommended for golf.\n\nI always find Bolle sunglasses comfortable -- this is probably my sixth or seventh pair of Bolle glasses. The frames have rubberized pads on either side of the bridge and at the ends both for comfort and to keep them from slipping. The wraparound style minimizes glare coming in from the sides. Because I have extremely light-sensitive eyes, these make being outside much more of a pleasure than without.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: baladea is a revolutionary new solution to lose weight fast. Created by celebrity trainer Holly Perkins, it is based on scientific studies which show that stress reduction and relaxation can significantly improve weight loss. baladeaincludes: Eight wildly effective DVDs; a Premium resistance band and bag; a Lifestyle guide; a Nutritional guide; three workout calendars; and FREE access to the baladea online community. Lose weight fast, get toned easily, feel energized and look sexy all over. Get ready to amaze yourself!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Fitness Variety and Program\n\nReview: I'm always looking for another DVD workout set since, after a while, I get tired of the same thing, day after day. The aspect I like most about this Baladea set is that there are seven different routines, each with its own focus, so that it doesn't get boring. I also like that creator Holly Perkins supplies a schedule of DVDs to ease users into the program. For instance, with the \"Look\" routine (for better toning and fitness), the Intro Week more or less gives you a survey of each DVD, and each successive week ratchets up the difficulty until, on week 5, you are doing three days of the boost DVD, one slim, and one yoga. Thursdays and Sundays are always rest days, although you can certainly adjust those by starting on a different day of the week.\n\nI do the Look routine for better fitness and muscle tone. Especially if you're not currently fit, these workouts can be tough, just as they should be. I found that the suggestion progression helps build up stamina by switching things up to give my muscles the kind of rest they need. The Feel routine, with the Calm and Flow DVDs added in place of some of the tougher workouts, can be challenging if you aren't flexible. The Mini routine outlines a plan for three days a week, something that's helpful if you are doing other physical activity and don't have the time or energy to follow a five-day-a-week plan. Because each DVD takes between 40 and 50 minutes, allow an hour for each workout including set up.\n\nThis set comes with 8 DVDs (7 yoga and workout, plus a welcome DVD), a nutritional guide, a lifestyle guide, a poster that lists the routines (you can check off your progress), and a resistance band. I recommend purchasing a yoga mat if you have hard floors.\n\nI am impressed with the program. The different DVDs really help me keep interested over the course of several weeks. Like other good workouts (Jillian Michaels is another of my favorites), it goes a long way toward improving muscle tone and balance. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Material: [body] stainless steel, [cap] bamboo Volume: 27 oz Recommended Use: water drinking bliss Manufacturer Warranty: 1 year\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Simple, Basic Canteen-type Bottle\n\nReview: This water bottle is more of a canteen than a traditional water bottle since the entire top screws off. There's no spout or straw or even pouring lip, just an open hole. The screw-op top is a sturdy plastic with two areas to clip to a bicycle or camping gear: one small enough for a thin rope or cable and the other large enough for a carbiner or other kind of clip (I can fit two fingers side-by-side in the larger hole.) The body is made of brushed stainless steel, and it as a blue-and-white wave pattern along the bottom.\n\nIf you are loooking for a easily washed, stainless canteen, consider this. I find it too difficult to use for quick refreshment when I'm playing sports or working out, simply because the opening is so wide; I have to be careful when I tip it or else I get soaked. This is a good quality but basic bottle. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Add progressive variable resistance to lateral, sport-specific and rotational exercises like hip abduction, clamshells, lunges, extensions, and leg curls to increase speed and leg drive. Allows for multidirectional and multiplanar exercises that are great for preventing or rehabbing injuries and improving the agility and balance that comes with repeating coordinated, complex movements. Includes instructional booklet.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Monster Walk Exercises Really Do Help with Stability and Muscle Toning\n\nReview: Because I heard that monster walk exercises could help lateral stability in tennis, I decided to try this tube-and-padded-anklet resistance Lifeline option. It is composed of a purple exercise tube threaded through two pieces that strap around your ankles. The ankle pieces are padded on the outside for comfort when you stretch your feet wide.\n\nI was disappointed that the box doesn't contain detailed instructions about how to do the various monster walk routines; however, I was able to find better descriptions and technique suggestions on the Internet. Still, the company should have provided more literature inside the box. It assumes that owners will know what they are doing before they purchase. But what a workout on my muscles! I'm pretty active, and the monster walk made my legs sore in ways I hadn't expected. I'm sure that you can do a lengthy workout with this, but I do it for about 5-10 minutes a day, concentrating on lateral movement and then forward/backward.\n\nI do find that the pads don't protect my ankles entirely from discomfort. After all, I'm stretching my feet apart while a resistance tube tries to bring them together. That said, I can't imagine how much worse it would feel with a tube digging into my ankles. The Velcro straps do a great job in keeping the ankle loops stay in place.\n\nIt doesn't take many minutes a day to work muscles I obviously hadn't worked before and to tone my lower body. For me, the 20-pound version is more than enough, at least for now.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Take your workout wherever you go with the Bionic Body Tri-Grip Handle! The tri-grip and heavy-duty nylon strap are ergonomically designed, keeping you comfortable, no matter the intensity of your workout. The durable handle keeps up the pace, even through your toughest training. The handle allows you to comfortably perform exercises with either one hand or two hands, making it adaptable for a wide variety of different exercises. The carabineer clips allow for quick and easy tube changes, saving you time. Compact and travel-friendly, this handle is ready when you are! Heavy-duty, durable nylon strap in black. Tri-grip design allows for single- or double-handed exercises. Ergonomic design for a comfortable grip. Adaptable for all levels of resistance tubes. Compact and travel-friendly. Manufacturer's warranty included (see Guarantee & Returns). Dimensions: 8.5L x 7.5W x 2H in..\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Extremely Sturdy Handle for Specific Resistance Tube Designs\n\nReview: Although most resistance tubes/bands are sold with attached handles, the Bionic Body by Kim Lyons ones seem not to be, hence the importance of this heavy-duty handle. Before you purchase this for use with the Bionic Body tubes or any other brand, first make sure you need it and that your bands have an eyelit or clip at the end that can attach to a carabiner clip.\n\nThe package comes with one handle (not two, as one part of the product description states) and a carabiner clip for attaching the tube. Both parts are extremely heavy-duty -- there's no way a person could break either under normal use. The triangular shape allows for one-handed use at the top or two-handed use, one on each side. The opening allows plenty of room even for the largest of hands. The nylon strap is threaded through the hard plastic at the bottom of the handle, and with a good 1/4\" x 1\" of plastic supporting it, the whole assembly feels rock solid. The notches in the handle, both on the inside and the outside, provide a good grip even with sweaty hands.\n\nAlthough I'm not a fan of having to buy a separate handle to go with Bionic Body resistance bands, the carabiner clip makes it easy to switch from one strength to another. There's also no way that any company would supply a handle of this quality with a single tube. This is more of a complete set kind of piece, and it is best for tough resistance bands.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Break a sweat in the accelerate short sleeve, a polyester performance top with reflective details that help keep you well-ventilated, well-seen and well-motivated to hit the workout.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Quick Drying and Not Form-Fitting\n\nReview: I like New Balance short-sleeved Tees because they are made of a breathable synthetic fabric that dries quickly. The fit is a little loose rather than form-fitting, which is great from both a coolness standpoint and to feel more free during movement. I bought this shirt to wear with a tennis skirt, although it would work for just about any kind of exercise except one that took you upside-down -- for that, you'd need a form-fitting top that clung to your torso.\n\nI asked a few friends what color they would call the shirt. I got anywhere from fuchsia to hot pink to \"purplish.\" It's a hot pink with purple understones (not red, in my opinion.) If you hold it next to a cherry hot pink, it looks more purple. Against black, it looks hot pink. Regardless, I find it a pretty color that offers a lot of contrast to other colors.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Break a sweat in the accelerate short sleeve, a polyester performance top with reflective details that help keep you well-ventilated, well-seen and well-motivated to hit the workout.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Quick Drying and Not Form-Fitting\n\nReview: I like New Balance short-sleeved Tees because they are made of a breathable synthetic fabric that dries quickly. The fit is a little loose rather than form-fitting, which is great from both a coolness standpoint and to feel more free during movement. I bought this shirt to wear with a tennis skirt, although it would work for just about any kind of exercise except one that took you upside-down -- for that, you'd need a form-fitting top that clung to your torso.\n\nI asked a few friends what color they would call the shirt. I got anywhere from fuchsia to hot pink to \"purplish.\" It's a hot pink with purple understones (not red, in my opinion.) If you hold it next to a cherry hot pink, it looks more purple. Against black, it looks hot pink. Regardless, I find it a pretty color that offers a lot of contrast to other colors.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Very bright LED safety running belt for men, women and children to be safe while running or playing at night. You can use for many different functions. Use instead of glow sticks for nighttime events, parties. Much brighter than reflective vest--highly visible and fashionably cool. Serves as money belt for travel and key holder for running, sporting events, walking. More highly visible than any reflective running vest. Can be used instead of reflective vest for biking. Flashes for 60 to 80 hours, available in red, yellow, blue, green, white, pink, orange and RGB colors. Easy to replace battery.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Be Safe Out There!\n\nReview: This bright LED belt is a great safety accessory for runners, dog walkers, or anyone else who might be out in twilight/dawn or dark. It attaches around your waist with a clip, and you activate it by pressing a button near the clip. And you can choose solid or flashing lights. It's definitely bright enough to attract attention at night.\n\nThe belt has a zipper running along its length, presumably to secure a key, but I found the pocket to be too narrow and stiff to put anything inside. For instance, if I were to drive somewhere for a walk/run, my car key, with its thick fob, would never fit inside. It would have been nice to have either a wider belt or a detachable pouch for valuables.\n\nSometimes the button to push takes a few seconds to locate, but otherwise is exceedingly easy to use. Make sure you measure carefully when selecting your size. Although mine (the smaller) fits my waist, I hadn't thought about what would happen when I added outerwear.\n\nThis is an easy way to ensure your safety while walking in the dark or near-dark. Passing motorists will see you without a problem. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Cooler bag guaranteed to keep your food and drinks chilled for hours. Are you fed up with your food and drinks not staying cool? Are you tired with wasting your money on cheap cooler bags which don't work and you end up throwing them away after a few weeks? Would you like to have a cooler bag which actually works and keeps everything chilled? If the answer is \"YES\", then these problems can be solved with a luxury insulated cooler bag by Freddie and Sebbie. TESTED and RECOMMENDED by Mums and Dads through out the USA. This multi-purpose luxury insulated cooler bag is guaranteed to keep your food and drinks chilled all day. Freddie and Sebbie products are made to the highest standards in quality, safety and reliability. If you don't believe us, just read what Verified Purchases have to say about our products. We believe in giving the very best to both parent and child. ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! Buy your Cooler Bag today by clicking the ADD TO CART Button.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Looking and Effective (5- Stars)\n\nReview: I have been using Sam's Club insulated bags for several years, but I really don't like the way they look. This cooler bag by Freddie and Sebbie looks fantastic -- it looks like a beach bag with its black body and light blue trim. Even more important, however, it the way it keeps food cool. While it doesn't have the puffy layer of insulation the way my Sam's Club bag does, it seems to work just as well without the added bulk. The only question I have is how the two would compare on a really hot and long day in the sun. Still, with a blue ice pack inside, this keep my frozen items solid for a half-hour drive in 80 degree weather. It has kept my drinks cold for hours, again not in the hottest conditions but in warm ones regardless.\n\nThe exterior is canvas and the inside is white vinyl. It zippers shut with a nylon zipper. There's also a smaller, non-insulated and zippered pocket on the outside for things such as a wallet, keys, or cell phone. Because of how attractive and well-made this tote is, it would be equally at home at the beach, picnic, or in the back of the car on a road trip. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Tracks Ski Performance Bluetooth and NFC Technology Boot Strap for Sensor Included Up to 6-Hour Battery Life Android and iOS Compatible\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Powerful Data Tool To Analyze My Tennis Game (5- Stars)\n\nReview: I'm an intermediate tennis player who plays 3-5 times per week in a combination of competitive league match play, social tennis, and drills. I'm also a electronic gadget junkie. The combination of those two makes this Babolat PIQ tennis sensor monitor one of the most fun wearables I've tried. The data it gathers is both interesting and informative, especially if you want to figure out what kind of game you play -- and perhaps how to improve. After all, we don't face ourselves on the other side of the court.\n\nThe sensor comes with almost no instructions, and I would have preferred a bit more. Fortunately, the free Babolat POP app, downloaded from the Apple or Play stores, has a help section. (You cannot use this without a smart phone.) Once you charge the PIQ sensor via included USB stick, which doubles as an on-the-go charger, you pair the device to your phone using the app. Here's what got tricky for me: there's an instruction of the set-up wizard that requires you to \"tap the tennis card\" on the device. I couldn't find the tennis card anywhere in the packaging, and I began to fear that I had thrown it away. Fortunately, I found it inside a flat box that I had thought was just padding.\n\nTo use, you place the tracker inside the included wristband, oriented with the arrow shaped end toward your fingers, turn it on, and play. Afterwards, you must manually sync it to your phone. The sensor supplies data for your session: number of shots, fastest racquet swing(\"best\") shot, average racquet speed, best rally (number of shots), how many serves, how many backhands, how many forehands, and how many overheads. You can then select, say, your forehand shots from the circular graph to see how many flat, slice, and topspin forehands you hit. Absolutely awesome. And then there's more: you can enter data for that session such as where you played (it uses GPS to select tennis courts around you, but you can also enter it manually), who you played against, the match results, the court surface you played on, and whether you were inside or out. The sensor times how long you played, so that information gets added to your session total as well. The only thing missing is the inability to upload session information to a computer or to share it with another person without having to use their social media community tool. I'd like to be able to store the data in a file on my computer so it will be easier to access. (There's a report button which I assumed would do this because it asked for my email address; I discovered that all it did was send feedback to the manufacturer.)\n\nUnlike what it says in the product description, the battery lasts longer than \"2-3 games.\" It lasts for 2-3 MATCHES, about 6 hours. The included charger is also an external battery that you can attach to your tennis bag with its small carabiner style clip to charge when you're away from home.\n\nAt first I worried that the LED screen would be a violation of USTA match rules since we are not allowed to use electronic devices that receive information on the court. For instance, we are allowed to digital watches but not smart watches. The instructions say that the display gives you \"real time\" stroke information, so I feared that there would be a digital display throughout. Not the case. You can access the racquet speed of your last stroke by pressing the button, but it doesn't automatically display it. As long as I don't press the button at any time during the match, it's the same as any fitness tracker. You cannot get the match info without syncing to your phone. Still, I won't take the chance when I go to sectionals.\n\nBesides wished I could upload data reports to my computer, I wish the wristband were a little more like a sweatband -- softer and more elastic. Occasionally, I feel that it keeps me from a full snap with an overhead or serve. The band is only about 2 1/8\" wide and thin, so it's not hefty, I just don't like the edge. It would be great if Babolat/PIQ made an accessory for this that doubled as a terrycloth wrist sweatband. Also, since the band is so much like my FitBit One sleep band, I worry that the Velcro won't last for more than 6-12 months -- maybe even less if sweat is an issue.\n\nMy quibbles with this tennis sensor are minor, but my love for it is major. I have a blast poring over the data and seeing it organized by session. Although I know when I have a bad day and although the sensor doesn't record mishits, I can tell through the stats where my weakness was.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Speedo revolutionary power flex eco is good for the environment, even better for swimmers. Made with 100% recycled nylon, it retains its shape up to ten times longer than traditional swimwear fabrics. It also offers four times the compression and is twice as strong. Details include a colorful laser print and thin fly back straps for serious mobility.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Too Small Except Maybe For Narrow-Hipped Women\n\nReview: I've worn Speedo suits for years, and I've learned that they have two lines: the suits that have slightly padded shelf bras for casual wear and the suits that are streamlined and glove-tight for competition and lap swimming. This is the latter. I also know that, because I have a long torso, I usually have to order up a size with the athletic Speedo suits. Since I normally wear a size 10 (and have a \"casual\" Speedo size 10 that fits), I figured that a size 12 would be perfect. Forget the torso length -- I couldn't even get this suit over my hips. It seems cut for a narrow-hipped figure. The fabric that doesn't give enough for a pear-shape. Since I have another racing suit in a size 10 that WILL fit over my hips, the sizing issue seems particular to this fabric and/or cut.\n\nSpeedos are designed to fit tightly, and they are more or less Spanx for the pool. They move with you, and they last for a long time. Unfortunately, I won't be able to test this one out unless I drop down to a size 8. If you have narrow hips and a short torso, this suit may fit to size. If you have a long torso and/or hips, order up two sizes.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Performance in its purest form. Misfit ray is our most minimal and versatile tracker. It delivers the fitness and sleep tracking you need to stay motivated, including steps taken, distance traveled, calories burned, activity tagging, and sleep duration and quality. It also never needs charging and is water-resistant to 50 meters, so it can be worn constantly. That means more data, better insights, and more powerful motivation. Rays clean lines create a form that is as much about fashion as it is about function. Wear it stacked with a smart Watch and cuff, or Customize it to your style - it features hidden 8-mm spring bars that allow it to be worn with almost any standard accessory, including Watch bands, bracelets, or necklaces.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Misfit Ray V. FitBit One: Attractive Activity Monitor That Lacks Accuracy (2+ Stars)\n\nReview: The Misfit Ray has so many things going for it that I had really hoped it would outperform my FitBit One, which I love but which isn't always convenient to wear. I love the lightweight, no-nonsense design of the Misfit, and the comfort of wearing it 24/7. The biggest problem I had was accuracy since it obviously depends on the swing of my arm rather than impact, the way the FitBit One does. Because the Misfit is supposed to be a fitness tracker, the failure to do that well is a huge issue. I had high hopes that this would be the first wrist tracker that would be as accurate as a pocket/waistband/bra tracker like the One, but it was not to be. Another problem is the length of the battery life. Mine lasts for about two months, not the \"up to six months\" that the company advertises. I think I'd rather have an internal rechargeable battery if I have to buy batteries this often.\n\nI wore the two devices simultaneously for 48 hours to compare results. Both were excellent at determining sleep and sleep patterns, agreeing with each other within two minutes; however, the Misfit excels here because it can detect when I go to sleep and when I wake up without my having to press the timer the way I must with the FitBit. (Forget the setup up portion where it asks when your normal sleep time is because no matter what you enter, you'll get an error saying that you entered an end time before the start time. Just skip it.) Both can vibrate to wake you up at a specific time, although the Misfit is easiest to set. Just walking around the house, counting my steps, the FitBit was dead-on accurate while the Misfit didn't register several. The real difference in step count showed itself over the course of hours.\n\nI've tested the FitBit for accuracy, and it's always right or close to it, whether I'm taking 50 steps or walking a mile. Because the Misfit seems to rely on arm swings, it missed many steps I took. For instance, I went on a four mile (measured by car odometer, pedometer, and FitBit) that I take one or more times a week. The difference between the two was an entire mile. That's because if you're carrying something, even something as small as a phone, or have your hands in your pockets or are doing anything that prevents your arms from swinging freely, the Misfit does not register steps. I happened to have an extremely active day yesterday, both walking the four miles up and down hills and playing tennis for 1.5 hours, and the two devices disagreed by 5000 steps. I started up tennis as an activity when I began, and while it registered that I played for 1:29 minutes, it said that I burned 8 calories during that time. That probably was because I wore the Misfit on my left arm while swinging the racquet with the right. The FitBit allows me to enter activities on its web interface; it takes my recorded activity level and adjusts it for the kind of activity. At the end of the day, the two devices were 500 calories apart, with FitBit recording more. I can't say which is more accurate, but my bet is that Misfit's 8 calories for an hour and a half of tennis was completely wrong.\n\nI love that the Misfit is water-resistant to 50 m, so it means I can wear it all the time. It's so lightweight and comfortable that the sleep monitoring is much more comfortable than Fitbit's Velcro band. And I love that, even though it doesn't look like nice jewelry, no one guesses that I'm wearing a highly visible fitness monitor. The vibration alerts for calls and incoming text messages is great, too, because I often have my iPhone on silent. You can also set it to vibrate when you've been sedentary for too long, although I can't tell the difference between that alert and an incoming text message.\n\nThe Misfit does not measure altitude and, as a result, won't measure flights of stairs climbed and probably not the extra energy required when you go uphill. It also does not have a display on the actual device, which allows it to look more like an accessory but which means you have to pull out your smartphone to check your results.\n\nThe Misfit uses replaceable batteries instead of a charger, and that has its pros and cons. While you can go for months without needing to recharge, you still have to find and buy the unusual batteries, which means that your Misfit may be out of commission for more than the 1.5 hours it takes for a FitBit to recharge.\n\nThe problem with the Misfit is that it is sold as a activity monitor, and it doesn't accurately monitor activity. That's a huge shame because the design and the extras are great. Because this costs about the same as a FitBit One, I can't recommend it.\n\nUPDATE: My Misfit now does connect with my iPhone even when they've been separated. Also, a Misfit rep left a message in the comments section to contact her directly via email. It's been a week, and I still haven't heard back from customer service.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Enduracool's Instant cooling technology now available in a hat! For cool on the go, the proprietary fabric has a technology that cools instantly when wet. This new technology is activated when the material is soaked with water, wrung out, and then snapped in the air to activate the cooling properties.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Keeps Me From Overheating\n\nReview: When I play tennis in the heat, I find myself in a quandary because baseball-style caps keep the heat in, making me hotter, and visors expose my hair part to the sun. This Mission Athletecare cap promises to keep me cool while protecting me from UV rays. Although this isn't the best time of the year to test a cooling cap, I can say that it definitely feels cooler than a regular dry cap. I just can't say yet whether it will feel cool on a 90 degree, sunny day when I'm playing tennis for a couple of hours.\n\nI have a couple of cooling towels (different brands) that have hold more water and cool better because they are thicker. You wouldn't want this cap to be heavy the way they are, so this is probably the best compromise between evaporation cooling fabric and weight. It's lightweight even when wet. I probably won't feel the coolant as much as someone who has short or thin hair. Because my hair is thick, I see this cap as less of a cooling cap than as an overheating prevention one.\n\nThe cap is adjustable, with a Velcro-type strap in the back. To fit my head, the cap pleats/sticks out in the back. While this isn't unusual for unisex caps that aim to fit both the larger heads of men and the smaller ones of women, it's something I'm not wild about. Still, from the front, I like how it looks. And once adjusted, I like how it fits.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: UA Siro fabric gives greater stretch & recovery, ultra-soft feel & more breathable performance. Material wicks sweat & dries really fast. Anti-odor technology prevents the growth of odor-causing microbes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Breathabile, Looser Fit\n\nReview: Maybe because of my age, I hate tight-fitting exercise tops and instead prefer looser-fitting tops such as this Under Armour version. I feel that I can move better and perspire less. This medium fits exactly as it should in the shoulders and bust and then falls to the hip without clinging on the way down. I love that the tee is longer than some so that when I reach up, I don't have to worry about exposing any belly or back, even when I wear lower-rise bottoms. The V neck is flattering and not cut so low that it exposes cleavage (at least, not on me.)\n\nThe material is lightweight and 100% polyester -- the kind that wicks away sweat and dries quickly. The gray is a heather gray-and-black that looks like a dark gray from a distance.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: This is the crew you'll wish you could wear all day, every day. Soft French terry features a ribbed neckline, cuffs and hem for added comfort and style. Plus the colors echo our lifestyle footwear for a look and feel that's the whole package.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Cross Between a Sweatshirt and a Long-Sleeved Tee\n\nReview: This top is a cross between a long-sleeved tee and a sweatshirt: thicker than one and thinner than the other. It is super-comfortable with a fit that's not bulky; it hugs the body just enough to show that yes, you have a figure underneath. The banded bottom hits the mid-to-upper hip, making it neither long nor cropped. My only complaint is that the athletic gray looks too much like a sweatshirt, with its ribbed sleeves, neck, and lower hem and with the triangular ribbed piece just below the crew neck, this limiting its versatility.\n\nThis is most definitely a casual top, the kind of top you'd wear with jeans or when going for a power walk on a cool day. It could even serve as a warm pajama top if you're prone to being cold at night.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Show your strength in the lace up for the cure accelerate Capri from New Balance, the ultimate stretch double knit that provides the ultimate fit. A mid rise, drawcord waistband helps ensure a perfect fit. Plus, an inner storage pocket for smaller possessions and reflective logo give it all-around function. Nb dry helps wick sweat away fast. Color blocking helps you look sleeker, slimmer and ready for the road or gym. In 2015, 2016 & 2017, New Balance shall contribute 5% of the MSRP of each product sold from New Balance lace up for the cure collection to susan G. Komen, with a guaranteed minimum donation of $500,000 each year.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good For Leg-Warming During Workouts\n\nReview: These poly/Spandex work-out capris are comfortable once they're on; however, women with wider hips and at the upper end of medium mayl find it difficult to get them over the hips because they aren't as stretchy as some brands. I recommend sizing up if you wear a size 10 and have a pear shape, as I do. A size 8 or a narrow-hipped 10 probably will find them to fit as expected.\n\nThe quality of these capri pants is good. I was a little surprised by how prominent the pink Breast Cancer Awareness decal is on the front, but I don't have a problem with it. They do a good job at keeping my legs warn during a workout, and they dry quickly afterward.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The thick, rich texture features whole rolled oats, steel cut oats and the super-grain red quinoa, deliciously balanced with a mouthwatering assortment of almond and pecan pieces along with real Madagascar Vanilla Bean-crushed for a sweet, creamy flavor.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Decent Berry Flavor in a Not-Too-Sweet Cereal (4- Stars)\n\nReview: When I opened my first packet of thinkThin oatmeal, I was surprised by how little was there compared to an average packet of Quaker Instant Oatmeal. And the instructions directed me to add 1/2 cup of water to that small portion. My first try resulted in too-thin oatmeal, so the next time I used 1/3 cup (and 1 minute in the microwave). That ended up with a thicker hot cereal more to my tastes, but I had to let it sit more afterward to better \"cook\" the oatmeal.\n\nThe taste is pretty good for an instant hot cereal, but there's a weird, powdery, tongue-coating sensation that comes with it even though the oatmeal is moist. It's not a taste, per se, or even a true chalkiness. It's just . . . strange. Once I got used to it, however, it didn't bother me. I do like that the berries -- the blueberries, in particular -- aren't chewy after preparation like so many other dehydrated fruit products. Because there are no artificial flavors, you don't get that cloying artificial \"berry\" taste that some products have. Yeah, it doesn't taste like fresh berries, but it's much better than most. The cereal contains soy and milk, although I don't see anything milk-like in the ingredient list.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Comedy favorite Hugh Grant (BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY) stars as a young man who offends an entire town by declaring their mountain -- a prized landmark -- to be a \"hill.\" But soon he finds the eccentric locals, led by a witty innkeeper (Colm Meaney -- STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION) will stop at nothing to defend their honor! While the townspeople rally around their \"mountain,\" a fiery young woman (Tara Fitzgerald -- SIRENS) charms the puzzled out-of-towner into seeing things their way! You'll be elevated by laughter as the hilarious townspeople rise to the occasion -- and the bewildered visitor stumbles into love when he least expects it!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The psychological distance between a hill and a mountain\n\nReview: This unassuming film takes place during World War I in a Welsh village when two English cartographers, Anson (Hugh Grant) and the more senior Garrad (Ian McNeice), arrive as part of the war effort to map the Welsh countryside. The villagers are jubilant that they are finally going to be noticed since they have what they call \"the first mountain in Wales\" within their boundaries. Unfortunately, to qualify as a mountain in the eyes of the British government, the peak must be 1000 feet high and, of course, this one falls just short, much to the outrage and sorrow of the townspeople. To have their mountain reclassified as a hill threatens their regional pride and identity. Naturally, they stubbornly set out to do something about it. In a town with so few surnames that people are designated by profession or personality - Williams the Petroleum or Evans the End of the World - the town has its surprising divisions that first must be bridged.\nThe charm of this film lies in its gentle good humor and the coziness of the small Welsh community it evokes. Everything about this film is simple - the premise, the characters, the conflict, the resolution - and this lack of complexity allows the determination of its characters to shine through in a way that a more boisterous film would not. Hugh Grant plays his usual awkwardly charming character, fitting for the role but occasionally annoying. Colm Meaney is wonderful as innkeeper Morgan the Goat, and Kenneth Griffith turns in a remarkable performance as Morgan's foil, the elderly but feisty Rev. Jones. Tara Fitzgerald is radiant as the love interest Betty. Ian Hart as Johnny Shellshocked nicely underplays his part as the young man returned from the war with emotional scars.\nIndie film aficionados and Hugh Grant fans will probably like this movie more than the average American viewer will. This quiet exploration of the huge emotional difference wrought by a few feet will delight those seeking a feel-good movie without commercial flashiness. Stay away if you are looking for a hilarious romantic comedy because, chances are, you won't find it here.","Product: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon DVD Format / English and Mandarin Audio with English and French Subtitles\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ang Lee's magical mix of lyricism and adventure\n\nReview: I disagree with the reviewers who complain that this movie is nothing more than another martial arts movie. This movie combines its own mythology with the atmosphere of ancient China and the timeless themes of honor and love. There's plenty of action for those who like fast paced films, but there's also depth and excellent acting/characterizations for those of us who want to take more away from a movie than a few entertaining hours.\nTo greatly simplify the plot: a business woman who is also a warrior (despite the taboos of both) arrives in Beijing with a legendary sword entrusted to her by the man she loves. When the sword is stolen, a heart-racing series of events are set into motion. The sword must be recovered, the culprit caught, order restored. Beneath the surface, the unfilled love between the aging business woman and the owner of the sword simmers, especially as the story of a headstrong young noblewoman unfolds.\nYun-Fat Chow and Michelle Yeon, as the platonic and honor-bound couple, play their roles with quiet confidence, giving their characters extraordinary range with the smallest of gestures. Even newcomer Zhang Ziyi carries her role as the stubborn and talented daughter of a dignitary with aplomb. Ang Lee has directed a winner that deserves a place among classics. I am completely amazed at his ability to stage the dramatic battle scenes, evoke an ancient culture, and still inject a tremendous amount of humanity in what is, at its most basic, an action film. The result is a warm and lyrical tale, visually stunning and heartfelt.\nI know much has been made of the special effects used to animate the fighting. To those who say its lack of realism detracts from the movie, I say you missed the point. The gravity defying leaps and the straight-up-the-wall running highlight the mythology. We are meant to take these events not only literally but as symbols of something greater.\nThe DVD provides special features that are all well done and interesting, although, as with all DVD's, I wish they were more substantial.\nI highly recommend this movie. My whole family adored it - from my thirteen year old daughter to my husband.","Product: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1985) / REGION 6 DVD / Audio: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai / Subtitles: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai, Korean / Actors: Sumi Shimamoto, Mahito Tsujimura, Hisako Kyda, Gor Naya, Ichir Nagai / Director: Hayao Miyazaki / Writer: Hayao Miyazaki\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lush, Moving, Fantastical: Miyazaki All the Way\n\nReview: This classic anime by Hayao Miyazaki pits a spunky, loving princess against those who misunderstand the precarious balance of nature in their diseased environment. Like most Miyazaki heroines, Princess Nausicaa is an independent girl, full of wisdom despite her young age, and one who approaches life with both awe and determination. When well-meaning but ignorant invaders from another land threaten to destroy the Valley of the Wind, Nausicaa must rely on her special understanding of nature to save them all.\n\nSome of the themes and undertones of later Miyazaki works can be seen in this earlier film. In particular, the environmental interdependence of man and his environment that later defines \"Princess Mononoke\" begins in \"Nausicaa.\" The \"ohmu,\" giant armored bugs who attack when one of their own is injured, have the mysterious inner lives that many of the fantastical spirits/gods possess in \"Spirited Away.\" His fascination with wind and flight , lush and complex scenery, and the dynamic \"acting\" of his characters mark \"Nausicaa\" as an archetypal Miyazaki work.\n\nAlthough I watched this anime in the original language with subtitles, Disney has assembled a remarkable cast of voices: Uma Thurman, Chris Sarandon, Patrick Stewart, Edward James Olmos, Alison Lohman, and Mark Hamill. (The extras in the DVD contain interviews with these English-speaking actors about their dubbing experiences.) I watched bits with these voices, and they are actually quite good in that they capture the emotional force and rhythms (to a degree) of the original. For those who get too distracted by reading subtitles , the high-quality dubbing should be appreciated. Still, I am a purist, much preferring the original language.\n\nBecause of its larger issues, Miyazaki's animation appeals to adults perhaps more than to children. His intense battles and ominous creatures will probably frighten younger kids, hence the PG rating. Highly recommended.","Product: Guaranteed to work or your money back - PLEASE NOTE ALL MONIES FROM THIS SALE GO TO A 501 (C)3 NO KILL ANIMAL SHELTER\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A riveting but gory spectacle\n\nReview: GLADIATOR is riveting cinema, the kind of movie that grabs you by the throat. The stakes are high, the ancient Roman Empire stunningly recreated, and the body of Maximus is . . . well, buff Russell Crowe. Because of the fast-paced sequences, you won't find yourself bored, or even with enough time to ponder the sometimes confusing details. (For example, if Maximus had never seen Rome, how did he know Lucilla and Commodus as children, as Marcus Aurelius states early in the film?) But this is not an intellectual movie, so why bother to figure things out? This is pure entertainment, as much gory spectacle as the Roman gladiator contests in the Colliseum. Add a wronged Roman General (Crowe), an effeminate, incest-craving, and slimy new Caesar (Joaquin Phoenix, who portrays Commodus so well his screen presence gave me the creeps), his beautiful and scheming sister Lucilla (Connie Nielson), and a bunch of slaves who band together behind the mysterious Spaniard to save their lives on the largest life-and-death stage, the gladiator arena, and you have Ridley Scott's Gladiator. You will be rooting for Maximus to exact his revenge no matter how peace-loving you thought you were.\nI found it ironic - and a little self-referential - when a Roman senator declares that people will love you if you bring them death. This film thrives on slaughter, from start to finish, as it portrays the brutal side of the Roman Empire. Although the butchering is not as graphic as in some films, avoid this film if you can't stand violence. Children, too, should be steered clear of this one. Take the rating seriously.","Product: Sex and the single girl gets a fresh new spin in this \"very funny movie\"! (Joel Siegel, Good morning America) Fed up with her fruitless search for \"Mr. Right\" and tired of blind dates from hell, attractive journalist Jessica Stein whimsically responds to a classified ad - from Helen! Making and breaking new rules of dating as they go, the two women muddle through an earnest but hilarious courtship that blurs the lines between friendship and romantic love in this \"smashing romantic comedy\" (Rolling Stone)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I adored this hilarious and touching film!\n\nReview: I absolutely adored this film - for its real life messiness, for its honest performances, for the eye it turns toward the unexpected nature of life and love. When mousy, perfectionist copyeditor Jessica (Jennifer Westfeldt) answers a personal ad for \"women seeking women\" on a whim - she is, and always has been, heterosexual - she meets Helen (Heather Juergenson), a sexy, confident bisexual who works in an art gallery. The two women click on a deep soul-mate level. As Jessica begins to find the happiness that has eluded her for so long, her high spirits are contagious - except to dark but lovable Josh (Scott Cohen), who is perplexed by his own feelings for the newly liberated, but still closeted, Jessica. Westfeldt and Juergenson, who also co-wrote the screenplay, provide so much depth to their characterizations and situations that the viewer must wrestle with his own expectations. Jessica's awkward and sometimes outrageously funny exploration of what it means to love another woman never takes the easy way out.\nThe chemistry between Westfeldt and Juergenson is so phenomenal that even the most prudish viewer will want them to find happiness together. Tovah Feldshuh plays Jessica's mother with energy and deep sensitivity; her powerful performance in one scene provides the pivot upon which the entire film turns. And how can one not like angst-filled, love-stricken Josh the way Cohen plays him? Even the supporting actors turn in memorable performances.\n\"Kissing Jessica Stein\" is an off-beat romantic comedy that has far more hilarity than its more tired and traditional siblings. The story unfolds with a naturalness that deserves to be admired. The views of New York from Hoboken, as well as shots of Hoboken itself, provide an excellent backdrop to a story that blends progressive ideas with the old-fashioned, just as Hoboken itself does.\nI loved it.","Product: A fighter pilot is shot down in Bosnia on his way back from a reconnaissance mission behind enemy lines. Now, his commanding officer must lead a daring rescue attempt that puts many soldiers' lives in danger. Based on a true story.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great escapism for the blow 'em up crowd\n\nReview: \"Behind Enemy Lines\" is a great example of the action film that is so fast-paced, so visually dazzling, and so tense that the viewer doesn't have much time to think about the film itself. Owen Wilson plays battle-untested Navy navigator Chris Burnett who, while on a reconnaissance mission, is shot down over Bosnia. Although both Burnett and his pilot escape alive, it quickly becomes clear they are in extreme danger. While commanding officer Admiral Reigart (Gene Hackman) begins plans for a rescue mission, he is hampered by those in command over him.\nWhile the premise itself is formulaic - we've all seen this scenario many, many times - the tight pacing serves the movie well, as the viewer is thrust from one suspenseful scene to another, with barely time to breathe between each. The cinematography supplies a gorgeous texture that contrasts powerfully with the destruction Burnett must both witness and turn from to save his life. Both symbolic of the theme and visually powerful is the enormous statue of the Virgin Mary that Burnett parachutes past, her face beautiful on one side, blown away on the other. Upon seeing this early in the movie, you know that this action film will have its message.\nThis thriller provides great, tense escapism, with people, buildings, and trucks blowing up or being shot to pieces every few minutes. The suspense is aided by several original scenes, such as the heat-sensing satellite images being watched aboard the aircraft by carrier personnel. They can see Burnett being approached but can't understand why his pursuers walk right by him. Unfortunately, if you stop to long to consider things that happen, and how people react, you'll run right smack into implausibilities, clichs, and just plain stupidity.\nI was torn about how many stars to give this film. I was riveted throughout despite its over-simplification and relative predictability. The strongest feature of this film is its ability to draw the viewer into the plot and keep him there. Just don't think too much about it afterward. Four stars if you want to get lost in an action thriller, three stars if you want something more.","Product: Julio and Tenoch are two teens ruled by raging hormonesand a mission to consume exotic substances. But one summer, the boys learn more about life than they bargain for when they set off on a wild, cross-country road trip with seductive, 28-year-old Luisa. Both boys taste forbidden fruit as Luisa schools them in the finer points of passion, but will their mutual desire for her destroy their friendship forever?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Journey to Heaven's Mouth\n\nReview: This Spanish language film (with English subtitles) has a coarse charm that goes a long way to garnering fans. Two teenage boys, Tenoch (Diego Luna) and Julio (Gael Garcia Bernal), are adrift when their girlfriends leave for an Italian vacation. They smoke pot, talk sex, scheme, talk sex. When they meet Luisa the willowy wife of Tenoch's cousin, they cannot believe their good fortune - especially because she agrees to accompany them on a trip to an isolated, gorgeous beach called Heaven's Mouth. No matter that they made up Heaven's Mouth to impress her; they are going. Their journey creates a bond among the three, not only sexually but emotionally, that we know will always be a part of them. In several graphic scenes that stop short of hard-core porn, the characters discover that sex is both everything and not everything.\n\nThe film's stamp of individuality is the witty, deadpan narration. Strangely, the scenes stop for a second or two, frozen and completely silent, before the voice-over begins. This roughness of editing actually adds to the film's charm by avoiding the slickness many of us are used to seeing in Hollywood films. Gritty background shots of Mexico add context to these spoiled boys' adventure - and hint to the underlying reality of Luisa's motivation. (Astute viewers will know right away what motivates her, but this knowledge only adds to the poignancy.) Although this is often dubbed a \"coming of age film\", I never got the impression that the boys grew up until long after their experiences. To them, it was a lark and a test of their friendship; only later, when they have already grown apart, do they see what it all meant.\n\nPerhaps because everything in this movie anticipates sex, I found that it was missing the depth I expect of acclaimed films. Despite this, it was an enjoyable on-the-road story, with disarming and very natural acting. Recommended for adults only.","Product: HAPPILY EVER AFTER NEVER SEEMED SO FAR AWAY WHEN A TRIP TO MEET THE IN-LAWS TURNS INTO ANOTHER HILARIOUSLY TWISTED ADVENTURE FOR SHREK & FIONA. WITH THE HELP OF HIS FAITHFUL DONKEY, SHREK TAKES ON A POTION-BREWING FAIRY GODMOTHER, THE POMPOUS PRINCE CHARMING & THE FAMED OGRE-KILLER, PUSS IN BOOTS.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Funny - but not as inventive as the original\n\nReview: \"Shrek 2\" has a tough job; after the startlingly original \"Shrek\", a film that turned nursery rhymes and expectations upside down, this sequel needed to find a new, also twisted angle to meet the expectations of the original's fans. Unfortunately, the plot is predictable: Shrek and Fiona, newly married, are invited to Fiona's parents' kingdom where they are met with distaste. Naturally Prince Charming feels cheated, as does his mother, Fairy Godmother, and the King especially is mortified that his daughter has brought home an ogre. Shrek and Fiona are taught what they learn in the first movie, that looks are nothing compared to inner beauty.\n\nBut don't give up on \"Shrek 2.\" This sequel is rescued by the fabulously complex and hilarious new character Puss 'n' Boots. As Shrek says, not many cats can pull off wearing boots and Antonio Banderas's Puss does it with style. Throw in some lightning quick spoofs of \"Zorro,\" \"Beverly Hills Cop,\" \"Mission Impossible,\" \"Ghostbusters,\" \"The Lord of the Rings,\" and many other films. Mock the cast of nursery rhyme and fairy tale characters. Sprinkle pop culture and music as a counterpoint to the traditional timelessness of fairy tales, and you've got an amusing tale that warrants a second watching just to catch all the references.\n\nChildren will love this \"ogre tale\" for its non-threatening suspense and the etiquette-challenged behavior of the two ogres, while adults will appreciate the pop culture references. Although not as fresh as the original, \"Shrek 2\" offers entertainment for all ages.","Product: Superstar Will Smith gives the performance of his career as boxing legend Muhammad Ali in a visually amazing epic drama from Academy Award(r) nominated director Michael Mann. Muhammad Ali thrilled the world with his ground-breaking boxing victories in the '60s and '70s. But the man behind the legend is grappling with a tumultuous romantic life, his deeply held religious beliefs and the pressures ofstaying on top. A quick-witted, winning personality and strong friendships with close associates, including renowned newscaster Howard Cosell (Golden Globe(r) nominee Jon Voight), help Ali \"float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.\" But faced with a life-changing conflict outside of the ring, the famously opinionated boxer is forced to rely on the one person he knows the best: himself.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Four stars in parts, two stars in others\n\nReview: This uneven account of the life of Muhammad Ali (as played by Will Smith) has much to offer, even if it does not hang together as a whole. In many ways, this film is too ambitious in its effort to touch upon many of the complexities of the renowned heavyweight boxer; the film tries to include too much and therefore doesn't fully explore any one aspect. As a result, this film feels incomplete despite its length. Will Smith does an admirable job evoking Ali's outward charm and unreadable emotions, but this public mask often obscures a more intimate exploration. The film succeeds best in more private moments, one on one with other characters, although Will Smith's evocation of Ali's public rhyming is dead-on. The documentation of some of Ali's personal struggles (many of which I was not previously aware of) are both moving and politically/socially charged. At other points, scenes drag on as though the director could not decide when to stop. The acting is good to exceptional, with no one glaringly miscast.\nAs a Will Smith fan, I could not pass up this film despite mixed reviews. I'm glad I finally saw it. However, I don't recommend it for everyone because of its numerous flaws. If you are a Will Smith or Muhammad Ali fan, you should definitely see it. Likewise, boxing and bioflick enthusiasts should enjoy it. Skip this film if you don't fall into any of the preceding categories since there are many other (and better) films out there.","Product: As Harry Potter readies himself for his third year at Hogwarts, an incident in which he is unable to control his anger forces him on the lam. At the same time, a dangerous man named Sirius Black escapes from the Azkaban prison with one thought on his mind: to track down and kill Harry Potter. The third year at Hogwarts is full of excitement and danger for Harry and his friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Best Harry Potter Movie Yet\n\nReview: Director Cuaron has created a darker cinematic vision that matches J.K. Rowlings own deepening sense of complexity as the series continues. Here, Harry Potter, after the usual disastrous break living with his aunt and uncle, returns to Hogwarts a much more mature - and volatile - teenager. Sirius Black, the man rumored to have had a hand in the murder of Harry's parents, has escaped from the famous prison Azkaban, and is said to be after Harry. The Dementors, terrifying beings (reminiscent of the LOTR Wraiths) that suck the soul of out those who get in their way, are sent to guard the perimeter of Hogwarts, although they also pose a danger to the inhabitants, particularly Harry. When the new Professor Lupin takes a liking to Harry, Harry begins to put together pieces of his history as well as to realize some of his inherent powers. With best buddies Ron and Hermione, Harry gathers his strength to face Sirius.\n\nIn Cuaron's hands, Harry, Hermione, and Ron appear as true teenagers, often dressed in contemporary clothes inside of only their black gowns. They bicker, goof around, and help cover for one another like true adolescents. Daniel Radcliffe had grown into his role with authority so that even spunky Emma Watson as Hermione no longer upstages him. Michael Gambon picks up the role of kindly Dumbledore without flaw. Perhaps because we've already seen so much explaining Hogwarts, the school is more of a natural setting in this film. Of course, with any adaptation from book to film, some things have been left out, and others are not adequately explained; however, all in all, this is a competent adaptation which will delight fans. Even those who haven't read the book will be able to follow the plot.\n\nNot recommended for young children, as the Dementors will give them nightmares for a long time, this film should appeal to older elementary school children through adults. The special effects are seamless enough to whisk viewers into this world of wizards and witches and all the strange creatures that surround them.","Product: In the tradition of THE PRINCESS DIARIES, Disney's FREAKY FRIDAY is the extremely funny and heartwarming comedy everyone will love. Dr. Tess Coleman (the hilarious Jamie Lee Curtis) and her teenage daughter Anna (rockin' Lindsay Lohan) have one thing in common -- they don't relate to each other on anything. Not clothes or men or Anna's passion to be in a rock band. Nothing. Then one night a little mystic mayhem changes their lives and they wake up to the biggest freak-out ever. Tess and Anna are trapped inside each other's body! But Tess's wedding is Saturday and the two must find a way to switch back -- fast! Literally forced to walk in each other's shoes, will they gain respect and understanding for the other's point of view? Filled with comedy, rock 'n roll and lots of heart, FREAKY FRIDAY is freaking fun everyone can enjoy together\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Curtis and Lohan make this film a delight\n\nReview: The premise of \"Freaky Friday\" has been done before - a magic spell causes two characters to switch bodies and thus perspectives - but this film is a ton of fun anyway. Psychiatrist Tess (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her teenage daughter Anna (Lindsay Lohan) are constantly at war. Tess is days away from remarrying, and Anna feels the acute pain of having lost her father. Anna has found refuge in her music, but her mother fails to see the importance of it, pulling the plug (literally) on Anna's big break. When a well-meaning Chinese woman ensures that they will be forced to understand each other's lives, the comedy begins full-force. The two wake up trapped in the body (and the daily life) of the other. The script is smart and punchy, with twists that are not as formulaic as the premise might suggest. Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are hilarious in their interpretations of the generation gap. While I expected such a performance from Curtis, Lohan was a wonderful surprise. Without the chemistry and talent between these two actresses, the film could have been lackluster. The other actors, most notably bland Mark Harmon, cannot sustain the energy Curtis and Lohan create. With animated aplomb, they even manage to overcome a few missteps in the screenplay.\nThis film provides some hearty laughs and, in the tradition of such films, sentimental tears at the end. It's a great film for both adolescents and parents, with jabs at both - and neither will be embarrassed by watching it with the other.","Product: Academy Award-Winner Gwyneth Paltrow stars in this powerfully passionate true story of legendary American author and poet, Sylvia Plath. While on a Fulbright Scholarship to England, Sylvia meets Ted Hughes (Daniel Craig), a British poet on the verge of international fame. Following a torrid four month courtship, they marry and embark on an intense relationship. When Ted's subsequent literary success and the attentions of admiring women strains the marriage, Sylvia funnels her fury and passion into her own work which begins to flow forth in unstoppable bursts. This true story of love and tragic passion is \"One of the most beautiful films of the year.\" (New York Observer)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Sweeping Portrait of a Complicated Poet\n\nReview: In portraying an interior life as complex and as troubled as Sylvia Plath's, the visual medium of film faces enormous obstacles, but this biopic does its best to overcome them. Gwyneth Paltrow is excellent as Plath, as she shows the poet's emotional transformation from just before her marriage, when she was hopeful, to the desolation leading to her suicide. The movie focuses almost exclusively on the relationship between Plath and poet Ted Hughes (Daniel Craig), and in this, does an admirable job of showing how Plath could not escape the shadow of her husband's fame despite her own ambitions. His infidelity and her incessant jealousy destroy their marriage while leading to some of Plath's best poetry, the volume titled Ariel that posthumously vaulted Plath to the status she had craved her entire adult life.\n\nThe acting is generally excellent, with Blythe Danner and Michael Gambon turning in skilled supporting performances. Unfortunately, this biopic lacks balance. In its relentless push toward Plath's suicide, it forgets that Plath's life was not only about her death. Her relationship with her children is only faintly hinted at and then usually bleakly; one scene shows her contemplating suicide at the edge of the ocean while the somber face of her daughter, peering out of the car window, pulls her back. But where is Plath's motherly dedication prior to that? And while the screenplay portrays Plath's temporary passion for her work after Hughes leaves her, the film leaves little sense of her poetic nature.\n\n\"Sylvia\" is a good, but not great, film. Those who know a lot about Plath may be bothered by the omissions, but this is a moving, often compelling, introduction to Plath the woman. High school teachers might want to show this to their students only after discussing the details of her life in class.","Product: When a blonde sorority queen is dumped by her boyfriend, she decides to follow him to law school to get him back and, once there, learns she has more legal savvy than she ever imagined.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Preposterous but Oh So Blonde\n\nReview: As a blonde myself, I really should have been offended by this feature-length blonde joke, but hey, this flick is first-rate fluff. Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) is a self-absorbed sorority president and fashion major who expects to marry her college sweetheart Warner (Matthew Davis). When Warner dumps her because she isn't the perfect accompaniment to his expected Harvard Law degree (too much Marilyn Monroe and not enough Jackie Kennedy), her whole world crashes around her until the solution hits her: Why doesn't she become the woman Warner wants by following him to Harvard Law School? To Elle, who has a specialty in The History of Polka Dots, this seems like a no-brainer, and since she doesn't seem to know how to use her brain, the hilarity begins. She manages to get into Harvard through a brazen video, great LSAT's (for which she actually studied), and by stunning every last member of the admissions committee.\nWho cares about realism when you've got a clueless blonde mixing with over-achieving, nerdy law students? The always popular Elle becomes the class outcast, with a tongue-tied, good-hearted manicurist (played memorably by Jennifer Coolidge) as her only friend. Director Luketic deserves enormous credit for keeping Elle's core personality intact despite the intellectual transformation; the sight of her colorful iMac in the sea of charcoal gray laptops is pitch-perfect as a symbol of her increasing seriousness but unwillingness to give into the nerd culture. In her sorority house, Elle is but one of many blondes. At Harvard, she is an individualist.\nThis film is completely preposterous and doesn't care - that's the fun of it. Although the eventual triumph of Elle is predictable, how she gets there is not, making this film enjoyable every step of the way. The script is surprisingly smart for fluff and is a huge reason for the success of this extended blonde joke.\nFor mindless entertainment, you can't beat this film. \"Legally Blonde\" is one of those guilty pleasures you might hate to admit having. Remember, you can always watch it in the privacy of your own home where no one but your closest relatives can hear you laugh at the antics of Elle Woods.","Product: Nominated for five Academy Awards including Best Original Screenplay, this magical comedy earned overwhelming acclaim nationwide! A painfully shy waitress working at a tiny Paris cafe, Amlie makes a surprising discovery and sees her life drastically changed for the better! From then on, Amlie dedicates herself to helping others find happiness ... in the most delightfully unexpected way! But will she have the courage to do for herself what she has done for others?\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Charming, clever - a delight!\n\nReview: This quirky film won me over from its first moments showing the childhood of Amelie, an imaginative girl born of emotionally stunted parents. From her suicidal goldfish to her belief that her camera causes accidents to her sullen (and hilarious) revenge against her father, Amelie's childhood perfectly describes the rest of the film: both poignantly real and humorously surreal. As an adult, Amelie (Audrey Tautou) retains her impish nature while living in a circumscribed world. She works as a waitress in a caf, lives alone in her Parisian flat, and spies on her neighbors. When she discovers by accident a small box hidden behind the tile of her bathroom, Amelie sets out to return it to its rightful owner. Because of the effect this return has, Amelie sets out to do good deeds aimed to change the lives of other people, ignoring the reality that her own life is desperately in need of love.\nThe plot by itself cannot adequately define this film. The wry voiceovers create a tone of humorous levity, and the cast of off-beat characters lend the feel of a small circus. Warmth and charm and wit abound. The remarkable performance of Audrey Tautou - honest and nuanced - brings the entire film into focus.\nI waited far too long to see this film. I highly recommend it for a wide audience, from foreign film buffs to romantic comedy devotees to those looking for a funny, upbeat film to liven up the evening.","Product: Escaflowne - The Movie\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good movie, but confusing if you haven't seen the series\n\nReview: I saw \"Escaflowne - The Movie\" without having first seen the series - and found myself completely confused at times. The characters aren't strongly established (the assumption seems to be that viewers will know them and their relationships) and the action is often darkly animated, with pivotal moments arriving so quickly and then left behind just as abruptly, robbing the viewer of the significance.\nHaving said the above, I still enjoyed the movie. Hitomi, even in her two-dimensional angst portrayal, is charming. Van is better developed; his character drives the film with his anger and loneliness. Although the animation is a little uneven - breathtaking at times, static at others, it is well executed overall.\nIf you purchase the ultimate edition set, you'll love the CD of the soundtrack. The disk containing the production art gallery is less interesting. (The art gallery pictures are difficult to make out, for one.)\nI recommend watching at least a few episodes of the series \"Escaflowne\" before watching this movie. Fans will probably divide into two camps: those who hate the cursory compilation of the series' storyline, and those who can't get enough of \"Escaflowne.\"","Product: Ashley Judd stars as Claire Kubik, a high-powered attorney whose perfect life comes down when her husband is charged with high crimes of murder. Enlisting the aid of a shrewd military lawyer (Morgan Freeman), Claire will risk her career and even her life to find the truth in this \"head-snapping thriller\" (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A taut legal thriller\n\nReview: Joseph Finder's bestselling novel comes to life in this well-made, though somewhat predictable, thriller as a savvy and love-struck lawyer is pitted against the military and its covert actions. Ashley Judd plays Claire Kubik, a lawyer on the way to a partnership until her husband is arrested for a military crime he swears he didn't commit. To defend him, Claire must navigate military law and threats, getting in deeper and more dangerously with every half-truth she uncovers.\nThe plot has fewer holes than most thrillers, although most viewers will see the \"twist\" a mile away. And that a law firm would jettison one of its promising stars because her husband was arrested is preposterous. Wouldn't they help in the defense? Still, given the holes in most thrillers these days, these lapses are minor. The acting is solid, with Judd creating a gutsy, smart woman who is capable of both unfaltering love and fury. Morgan Freeman does a fine job with his thin material as a once-alcoholic lawyer who is \"a thorn in the military's side.\" James Caveziel, as Claire's husband, is less complex; his pleading got on my nerves by the end. Supporting roles by Amanda Peet (Claire's floozy sister) and Adam Smith (a young military lawyer) are adequate, though not highly memorable.\nThe strength of this film is in the pacing and the seamless way in which it unfolds. The issues it raises about the United States's involvement in El Salvador provide an interesting, though not fully developed, frame. Highly enjoyable, though not perfect, this film is a good way to spend two hours with a bowl of popcorn at hand.","Product: Randolph Smiley (ROBIN WILLIAMS) has it all - as the costumed star of the highest rated kid's show on TV, \"Rainbow Randolph\" has a Manhattan penthouse, a Times Square billboard featuring his beloved character, cars , boats, horses and all the indulgence that celebrity brings. Until he get's caught by the Feds in an under the table bribe, busted and instantly reviled, Randolph is a star no more. Enter Sheldon Mopes (EDWARD NORTON) and his alter-ego \"Smoochy\", a puffy, fuscia rhinoceros. Smoochy is the perfect remedy for what ails the networks...Now it's Smoochy who's got the swanky penthouse, the Times Square billboard and the smooth-talking agent (DANNY DEVITO). Sheldon soon learns that children's television is a dangerous world steeped in corruption, back-stabbing and violence with his biggest problem being Rainbow Randolph. Broke and homeless, Randolph seeks revenge on the Rhino that stole his job and his house; he's convinced the foam rubber carpetbagger is the face of evil sent by the devil to destroy him and he will not sleep until Smoochy takes a permanent dirt nap.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Twisted humor with an honest heart\n\nReview: This hilarious skewering of kids television is refreshing even among dark comedies. Rainbow Randolph (Robin Williams) has lost it all - television show, penthouse, reputation - when his network producer (Catherine Keener) finds Sheldon Mopes (Edward Norton) singing in a homemade costume in a methadone clinic. She brings him aboard KidNet as Smoochy, dresses him up, gives him an elaborate, colorful set, and launches a career. The trouble is, Sheldon is naive, and wants only to teach children about the benefits of organic food, tolerance, and anti-consumerism. And Rainbow Randolph has dedicated his every waking minute to orchestrating his downfall. Throw in Danny DeVito as Smoochy's corrupt, power-hungry agent, a Irish mob protecting a lovable, brain-damaged boxer who loves Smoochy, the head of a children's charity capable of murder, and a string of has-been children's television performers - and you've got a twisted, laugh out loud black comedy that is like nothing else I've seen.\nEven Barney-haters will love the clips from Smoochy's show since Sheldon believes so completely in goodness. He really wants to change the world, in his politically correct, strict vegetarian way. When he sings, \"Your stepfather is not mean/(chorus of kids) He's just adjusting,\" it's hilarious. His wholesome image contrasts dramatically with the foul-mouthed, cynical, and even murderous characters around him. Robin Williams turns in an excellent grungy performance as Randolph. Edward Norton is completely believable and lovable as Sheldon/Smoochy, even when the corruption around him begins to affect him. Catherine Keener has just the right mix of hard-nosed corporate greed, cynicism, and the ability to be won over by a good children's song. Danny DeVito is the kind of seedy character he always plays; his real contribution to this film is as its director, and he does a fabulous job. The set and costume designs are notable as well.\nYou need a twisted sense of humor to fully appreciate this film. Oddly, despite the premise, this is not a mean comedy. Randolph's murderous impulses, while ugly, are off-set by Sheldon's honest attempts to protect the sanctity of children's television. If you're looking for an off-beat comedy, you've found your film.","Product: Many movies strive to capture the confused, yearning spirit of The Graduate or The Catcher in the Rye; Igby Goes Down succeeds. Igby (Kieran Culkin) is a teen struggling to find any purpose or meaning to his life; surrounding him are his tyrant mother Mimi (Susan Sarandon), schizophrenic father Jason (Bill Pullman), wealthy and deceitful godfather D.H. (Jeff Goldblum), and cold brother Oliver (Ryan Phillippe)--all of whom have their own problems. While evading being sent to yet another boarding school, Igby seeks solace with two women: Rachel (Amanda Peet), a drug-addicted dancer who's D.H.'s mistress, and Sookie (Claire Danes), a college student who becomes perhaps his only friend. Culkin carries the film, ably supported by the superb cast; script, direction, and performances are razor sharp. Igby Goes Down doesn't let anyone--including Igby--off the hook for their cruelty, hypocrisy, or lack of empathy. --Bret Fetzer\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Quirky characters, fine dialogue, and sparkling performances\n\nReview: This unconventional film about a teenage boy struggling to escape the crushing pressures in his life defies categorization. While one could describe it as a dark comedy, it is funny only in places, and then in a desperate, cynical way. But it doesn't take itself as seriously as a true drama. \"Igby Goes Down\" works best as a film that is what it is: the story of Igby (Kieran Culkin), who has been kicked out of every private school his mother Mimi (Susan Sarandon) has enrolled him in and who goes on the lam to avoid the next one. Igby's father (Bill Pullman) has been in a mental hospital for the past six years, and his mother is a snooty matron dying of breast cancer who spends her time fiercely trying to get Igby into yet another school. His brother Oliver (Ryan Phillippe) is a snobbish self-important Columbia undergrad. Igby's life is truly messed up, and no one can stand to be in his company for long before they feel like hitting him. The one thing Igby has going for him is an often charming wit, and that, combined with so many things beyond his control, endears him to the viewer.\nCulkin shows surprising range as Igby, moving convincingly from sarcastic to resourceful to desperate - and back again to sarcastic. Claires Danes is spunky and perfectly edgy as the Bennington drop-out Sookie, and Amanda Peet is even better as the sensual non-dancer dancer and junkie Rachel. Jeff Goldblum turns in a fine performance as DH, Igby's godfather, who, as Oliver says, is finely-tuned for only one thing: making money. Susan Sarandon seems to float through this movie until the end, when she, too, reveals astonishing aspects of her character. Every last character is this film is quirky.\nThis is an offbeat, unpredictable film that mainstream film goers probably won't like as much as those who gravitate toward the unconventional. Rather than being driven by plot, this is a character movie, with its strength resting in idiosyncrasies, smart dialogue, and acting.","Product: Drama. When a respected New York homicide detective (Robert De Niro) discovers the prime suspect in a murder case is his estranged son (James Franco), he is forced to return home to the decaying boardwalks of Long Beach, Long Island to confront the darkness of his past. During the course of the investigation, he realizes that his failures as a father - and his unresolved anguish about the painful estrangement - have deeply influenced his son's life, and he must put his own life on the line in order to do right by both his family and his profession.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Sins of the Fathers . . .\n\nReview: \"City by the Sea\" begins as a typical cop drama - Vincent DeMarca (Robert DeNiro) is a good solid New Jersey cop with a history. His father was executed as a \"baby-killer\", and now Vincent's own son Joey (James Franco), whom he abandoned as a young boy, is a strung out junkie suspected of killing DeMarca's partner. The scenes are predictably dingy and muted, with Frances McDormand popping out of her apartment now and then as DeMarca's girlfriend. The first part of this movie honestly felt like the pilot for a new television drama - with calculated character introductions and back story. But then something marvelous happens: the quality of the acting kicks in to elevate the film beyond its script. James Franco is astonishingly convincing as a junkie who both loves and despises his father, and DeNiro fools us into believing he's just an ordinary guy until the moment when all the layers are stripped off. Frances McDormand does a competent job with what she is given (not much) while adding a needed texture to DeMarca's life.\nThis film is probably the quietest cop drama I've ever seen because it's not about crimes one can be arrested for. It probes the fragile relationship between fathers and sons, and the obligations each needs to face. The film never picks up the slow paces it sets up in the beginning, so those hoping for the high action of traditional cop dramas will be disappointed. Make no mistake: this is a three-star movie raised to four stars by the performances of DeNiro and Franco. Still, the pivotal scene is a powerful one.","Product: When Martin Lawrence (Bad Boys) and Steve Zahn (Daddy Day Care) team up as security guards, no one's safe! LAPD reject and major troublemaker, Earl (Lawrence), got L.A. cop Hank (Zahn) kicked off the force for brutality. Now, these two guys who can't stand each other, are stuck working together as lowly security guards. And they're playing cops to bring down a smuggling ring if they can stay alive and stay one step ahead of the real cops. Co-starring Eric Roberts (The Specialist), NATIONAL SECURITY will take you on a wild ride with the most unlikely heroes ever to wear a badge!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Goofy and entertaining - but nothing special\n\nReview: In this goofy cop drama, Martin Lawrence plays Earl, a white-bashing, easily terrorized black man who sends Los Angeles cop Hank (Steve Zahn) to jail because of his hysterical and inaccurate testimony. When, six months later, the two find themselves unwittingly together as security guards protecting a warehouse during a heist, they team up to track down the bad guys. Lawrence is funny at first with his poor-oppressed-black-guy routine, but it gets tired - and even offensive - fast, mostly because Earl is such a buffoon; he seems too clownishly stupid to be much more than a stereotype. Hank is the straight man, and you can't help feeling sorry for him as he endures Earl's completely misguided riffs. Yeah, this film has some laughs, especially during the slapstick scenes, but they are either mild or mindless, fine as long as you don't expect uproarious comedy.\nThis film is definitely a rental, not a purchase. It is entertaining, humorous, but nothing you'll remember in a few days.","Product: Comic genius Jim Carrey stars with Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman in the funniest, most outrageously entertaining comedy hit of the year that critics are applauding as \"a laugh a minute\" (Jim Ferguson, FOX-TV). Bruce Nolan (Carrey) is a discontented TV reporter who believes the entire universe is stacked against him. In a life-altering encounter, the Big Guy Upstairs (Freeman) endows Bruce with all of His divine powers and challenges Bruce to take on the big job to see if he can do it any better. Bruce Almighty is the wildly funny comedy featuring \"Jim Carrey at his best!\" (Leonard Maltin, Hot Ticket)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cute, harmless, and mildly entertaining\n\nReview: This innocuous film starring Jim Carrey is familiar comedic territory: a man who doesn't appreciate what he has is given a unique means of insight. Bruce (Carrey) is a Buffalo, New York television reporter assigned to cover all the fluff pieces despite his ambition of making it big as an anchorman. While he loves his girlfriend Grace (Jennifer Anniston), he fails to take their relationship seriously, instead concentrating on himself and his career goals. He blames God, and not himself, for everything that has gone wrong in his life. After an on-air breakdown, he applies for a job and instead finds himself meeting God in the kindly, sly form of Morgan Freeman. God decides he will go on vacation and leave Bruce in charge since Bruce already believes he can do a better job. Of course, we all know that Bruce cannot possibly have the necessary wisdom and heart, and what follows is predictable in general, humorous in the specifics.\n\nThe humor in this film is not as wild nor as irreverent as Carrey's movies often are. As a result, when Carrey tries to break loose with his familiar over-the-top style, it is jarring. Still, there are some good, if not memorable, moments: when Bruce discovers his new powers, when he uses them to subvert the success of his rival (a hilarious performance by Steven Carell), when he hits upon a method to organize the millions of prayers coming in. The real problem of the script is that Bruce uses his powers for selfish means and yet never comes to that realization. His job as God never seems to get in his way, and the trouble he causes is always in the background instead of creating obstacles his character must surmount. As a result, Bruce's \"growth\" is predictable and shallow. He might as well been given superpowers from the X-men instead of God. Despite this, the pacing ensures that the viewer is swept along with the action, laughing at Bruce's antics while knowing all along what will happen.\n\n\"Bruce Almighty\" delivers a few good laughs and a feel-good, unchallenging ending--exactly the type of entertainment one might want after a long day I suggest renting instead of buying since its comedy fades as soon as the screen darkens.","Product: The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarantino (PULP FICTION, JACKIE BROWN), KILL BILL VOLUME 1 stars Uma Thurman (PULP FICTION), Lucy Liu (CHARLIE'S ANGELS, CHICAGO), and Vivica A. Fox (TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME) in an astonishing, action-packed thriller about brutal betrayal and an epic vendetta! Four years after taking a bullet in the head at her own wedding, The Bride (Thurman) emerges from a coma and decides it's time for payback ... with a vengeance! Having been gunned down by her former boss (David Carradine) and his deadly squad of international assassins, it's a kill-or-be-killed fight she didn't start but is determined to finish! Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor, it's a must-see motion picture event that had critics everywhere raving!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Stylized - and stylish - gore\n\nReview: \"Kill Bill, Volume 1\" is difficult to rate. The plot can be described in a single sentence, the characterization is almost nil, the violence is graphic and gratuitous, and yet . . . Tarantino delivers a film unlike any other. The \"chapter\" divisions between scenes, the interspersed gritty-textured black and white segments, and the superb soundtrack give it an art-house feel while the highly choreographed, over-the-top fight scenes (which comprise at least ninety percent of the movie) recall the classy \"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon\" and \"The Matrix\" as well as a long heritage of martial arts films. The gore itself is pure horror film, but in the context of Tarantino's carefully set up noir atmosphere, it has a bizarre elegance of its own.\nThe plot? A former assassin (Uma Thurman) seeks revenge on those who tried to kill her and her unborn baby years before. In this, the first volume of a film broken in two, the assassin (known both as The Bride and Black Mamba) manages to face only two out of the five on her list. Nearly two hours to exact revenge on two people and ninety percent of the film is fighting? You got it. Okay, there are some (graphic) flashbacks. And a fifty or so man Tokyo gangster (graphic) diversion. And some keen visual humor thrown in. But mostly, we see Uma Thurman in sleek, seventies-style garb wield her knives and swords as no other woman in cinema has.\nIt's a shame Tarantino could not part with scenes from the final fight, which seems to last for an eternity, so he could combine both \"Kill Bill\" films into one. This one ends so abruptly and with so much unfinished business that it really cannot be considered complete without its second half. Take the R rating seriously; only mature teens and older should watch this since the violence is glamorized and desensitizes even the adult viewer. Full of profanity, raw aggression, and blood, this film is definitely not for everyone.\nI give this film three stars for plot and concept, but five stars for style. Although as a stand-alone film, it doesn't hold together the way \"Pulp Fiction\" does, the second volume promises to provide the coherence and significance. Plan to follow-up your viewing with Volume Two.","Product: This is a nice condition VHS, ideal for collector's, viewer's and or fans of this type of movie genre.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not quite art film, not quite romantic comedy\n\nReview: Diane Lane delivers a warm performance as Frances, a writer/book reviewer, who finds purpose in the Tuscan countryside. Frances, suffering from the depression of a failed marriage, is urged by her pregnant friend Patti (Sandra Oh) to take her place on a tour of Italy. While at first reluctant, Frances finally accepts Patti's offer when the reality of her life in New York becomes too painful. Frances is almost immediately charmed by life in Tuscany and on impulse buys a run-down villa that she plans to restore into her personal haven. Frances, now reborn as Francesca, is hardly alone in her new country as she is befriended by her real estate agent, the mysterious over-the-top blonde woman, her crew of Polish workers, and other townspeople. But sadness still tugs at her. Only when events turn out not as she expected does she begin to accept life on its terms and not on her own.\n\nThe script and direction (by Audrey Wells) give this film the pacing of an art film, where the subtle interactions and plot cannot be described as much as sensed; however, the feel-good ending has the tacked on feel of a romantic comedy, where the heroine gets what she wants, even though the comedy itself is more smile- than laugh-inducing. To the credit of the screenwriters, events don't unfold exactly the way one would expect. For instance, the old man who delivers flowers every day to a roadside shrine is never explained despite his emotional connection to Frances. The man one would think could bring Frances her much needed romance does not. And the birth of Patti's child does not make Frances feel included at all. The turns are small, quiet ones, but they provide enough conflict to keep the viewer engaged. The cinematography fails to exploit the setting, resulting in a more conventional look than one would expect.\n\nDespite its flaws, this is a sweet, low-key film. While \"Under the Tuscan Sun\" may appeal to more women than men, it does not have the syrupy romance and teary-eyed moments of most films categorized as \"chick flicks.\" A good solid film that offers nothing exceptional.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A Waste of Talent All-Around\n\nReview: The Merchant Ivory team usually produces films with a classic feel, with richly textured moments and subtlety. In \"Le Divorce\", they've gone commercial - and it doesn't suit them. American Isabelle (Kate Hudson) arrives in romantic Paris just as her sister Roxy's French husband (Melvil Poupaud) is leaving her. Roxy (Naomi Watts) is pregnant and obstinate; she refuses to grant her husband a divorce despite the difficulties in French law it will cause her. Like all messy divorces, the two focus their battle on an object that both covet, in this case a painting that Roxy has hanging in their apartment and which belongs to her family. Isabelle, who comes across as a spoiled American, has an affair that complicates things. Subplots abound.\n\nNaomi Watts is likeable as Roxy, and her chemistry with Kate Hudson makes them believable sisters. The Parisian scenery is filmed with a loving eye, and I enjoyed when the characters (realistically) switched between French and English. Some wonderful actors make cameo appearances but have little to do: Glenn Close, Sam Waterston, Stockard Channing, Leslie Caron, Matthew Modine, Bebe Neuwirth. The result is blandly entertaining, with otherwise good actors hashing out a mediocre script. Even the flying red purse at the end, an homage to the classic French short \"The Red Balloon,\" comes across as ludicrous.\n\nIf you want to watch a light film about an American woman in Europe, watch \"Under the Tuscan Sun\" instead. While this movie is not bad - as in \"Scooby Doo\" bad - it's not good either.","Product: Pro tennis \"hot shot\" Lizzie Bradbury (Kirsten Dunst) is a rising star who lives to win. But when she falls for long-shot contender Peter Colt (Paul Bettany) amid the glitz and glamour of Wimbledon, Lizzie discovers it's not if you win or lose, but how you play the gameof love. A deliciously witty romantic comedy about chasing your dreams and risking your heart, Wimbledon is a fun and charming story of love across the net.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Romantic Comedy With Spunk\n\nReview: Director Richard Loncraine delivers a sweet romantic comedy about two pro tennis players who fall for each other on the grass courts of Wimbledon. When Peter Colt (Paul Bettany) is accidentally given the wrong room key, he meets brash, ambitious Lizzie Bradbury (Kirsten Dunst), one of the top women players on the tour. Lizzie is the darling of tennis fans and the press while Peter is on the way out, about to retire and start a life as a pro at a local club. The two decide to have a fling, no strings attached, but (of course) they find themselves caring a lot more than they expected. The problem is that Peter distracts Lizzie from her game even though she increases his focus, and Lizzie's controlling father (Sam Neill) is furious. After all, Lizzie is a star, and Peter is not.\n\nTennis players will cringe watching the technique of Kirsten Dunst because there is NO way that motion is going to deliver the killer serve she supposedly has. The same is true of her ground strokes. Bettany is slightly more believable. Still, if you can get past the amateur tennis technique, this is a sweet, if predictable, movie about the unpredictability of love and sports. The computer graphics make the games exciting, both visually and by triggering the rush of the game. The romantic chemistry between Dunst and Bettany is believable, even if Bettany has the stronger presence.\n\n\"Wimbledon\" is a second-tier romantic comedy, not among the best but certainly deserving of an audience. The spunk of both Dunst and Bettany make this an enjoyable, charming film about love, competitive edge, and finding the balance between the two.","Product: An updated re-telling of the classic Brothers Grimm fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood. The satire begins where the fable last left off, as there's always more to every tale than meets the eye! Furry and feathered cops from the animal world, Chief Grizzly and Detective Bill Stork, investigate a domestic disturbance at Granny's cottage, involving a girl, a wolf and an axe. The charges are many: breaking and entering, disturbing the peace, intent to eat, and wielding an axe without a license. Not to mention, this case might be tied to the elusive Goody Bandit who has been stealing the recipes of goody shops everywhere.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Clever Script, So-So Execution\n\nReview: With its clever script and a host of fairy tale characters gone haywire, \"Hoodwinked\" explores, via police interrogation, the untold story of Red Riding Hood and her grandmother. The film opens at the end of the known fairy tale when Red notices the big eyes, ears, and teeth of Granny, and discovers that it's really the Wolf. An axe-wielding woodman breaks into the house, and rescues both Red and the tied-up Granny. But is that the whole story? As the viewer quickly learns, the answer is \"No.\"\n\nFairy tale land has been plagued by a recipe thief, who has put all the sweets bakers of the fairy tale world out of business - except for Granny. Does Red or Granny have anything to do with this? Why is the Big Bad Wolf dressed in Granny's clothes? And could the Woodsman really be capable of rescuing Red? Who is the hyper-active, speed talking squirrel, and why does the bunny keep cropping up in everyone's story? What secrets do Red and her Granny hide?\n\nWhile individual parts of this movie are funny, it doesn't stick together well as a whole. The computer animation is clunky, and the story itself, once the premise is revealed, is not particularly compelling. Still, it has its moments: a goat who \"talks\" in song, the taped voice of the squirrel re-played at a much slower speed, the crazed but sweet incompetence of the Woodsman, and the explanation of Red's vision of her grandmother. Some of the twists are laugh out-loud funny, but most evoke merely a smile or two.\n\nThis movie is good for a rental to enjoy with the kids, although they won't get most of the jokes. Instead, they will probably enjoy the fast-paced, visually active parade of characters. Cleverly written but poorly executed, \"Hoodwinked\" is an average computer animated movie, good for a rainy afternoon and a couple of laughs.","Product: Marilyn Vines (Andie MacDowell) idyllic life in Connecticut is devastated by the tragic death of her only son Dale during his 15th birthday party. 3,000 miles away, Ria Lynchs (Olivia Williams) marriage comes to a stunningly abrupt end in Dublin, Ireland, when husband Danny (Iain Glen) reveals that he is leaving her for his pregnant mistress, Bernadette (Heike Makatsch). An accidental phone call brings these two otherwise unrelated women together and, in their mutual need for space and time alone, they agree to a two-month house exchange. In swapping homes, both women slowly find healing and strength through new surroundings and the kindness of others and gradually learn to accept the reality of their changed lives.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Chick flick set in Ireland and New England\n\nReview: Tara Road, based on the Maeve Binchy novel of the same name, follows the parallel lives of two women, one Irish and one American, as they come to terms with loss. American Marilyn (Andi McDowell) has lost her beloved fifteen year old son to a motorcycle accident, and the all-consuming grief of it drives her from her husband. Irish Ria (Olivia Williams) faces the devastating news that her husband is leaving her for his pregnant girlfriend despite the family and household he and Ria have built. When a spontaneous phone call results in a house swap, the two women temporarily slip into the life the other has left behind.\n\nThe film unfolds in scenes alternating with the same themes, starting with the two birthday parties that each end in loss. The duality of these scenes works well since the characters and their circumstances are different enough to hold viewer interest and each moves the plot along. Andi McDowell puts in a competent, if at times overly pinched, performance, while Olivia Williams is radiant and convincing as the transforming Ria. Stephen Rea stands out in the supporting cast as the charming, sensitive Colm who helps out Ria by planting a garden in her absence and who gives Marilyn the undemanding support she needs.\n\nFor the first eighty or so minutes, I was surprised by how much I liked this film, with its Irish and New England scenery, telling camera shots, and solid acting. The drama had none of the syrupy feel-good moments that often accompanies this kind of film, and instead developed gentle moments that nudged the plot forward. Unfortunately, the end, with its inexcusable deus ex machina, throws all the good out with an improbable--and yes, saccharine--resolution.\n\nThe DVD has only one special feature, an interview with Maeve Binchy, the author of the novel from which the screenplay was adapted. Binchy starts off with an involved plot summary even though the viewer most likely has just finished watching it. Even her account of how the idea came to her is mundane. She offers no insight, no illumination, nothing that adds to the viewer's appreciation of the story. I know DVDs are expected to offer more than just the film, but in non-special effect, simple dramas such as Tara Road, there is no point.\n\nThis film will likely have the men running from the room, while women will find it more entertaining.","Product: \"A High-Octane Action Movie.\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: \"We'll Kill Them All\"\n\nReview: The powerful history of the United States' involvement in the Saudi Arabia flashes on the screen before the opening credits, creating a direct line from the past to the present day antagonism, and these moments are the most affecting ones of this political thriller. Jamie Foxx plays an FBI agent in charge of a small band of agents (Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Cris Cooper) investigating, without State Department approval, a Saudi bombing which has cost the lives of one of their friends and hundreds of civilians. During the investigation, they are watched over by Saudi policeman, Faris Al Ghazi (Ashrof Barhom), a man assigned to control their every move in the spirit of protection. Of course, this being a Hollywood thriller set in Saudi Arabia, the Americans take matters into their own hands to overcome bureaucracy and corruption and to pursue the villains.\n\nBarhom plays his character with real humanity, and he steals every scene with his no-nonsense approach, tinged with idealism and hope for real justice. The Americans all do competent acting jobs, although their roles seem too predictable given the plot. The chase scenes are heart-stopping and somewhat over-the-top, but they keep this fast-paced flick moving from first moments to last. The message driven home, that we are two peoples fighting and corrupting future generations, is laid over-the-top of what is an essentially go-blow-up-the-bad-guys plot. Nuances such as diplomacy, culture, and history are quickly lost in the gunfire.\n\nCertainly, this film entertains the way the best in the genre does; however, it tries too hard at times and not hard enough at others. I recommend this for a one-time viewing.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) endures another eight hours in a dull grey cubicle. Ignored by his co-workers, Bob feels completely invisible and out of sync with the world. On one strange day he crosses the line from potential killer to inadvertent hero when he saves beautiful Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert). His Boss (William H. Macy) transforms Bob into a new man but his good fortune is short lived when the Object of his Desire asks him to end her life.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: He Was a Tortured Man\n\nReview: Bob (Christian Slater), a meek, lonely office worker on the brink of explosive violence, keeps a dashboard hula girl on top of his cubicle wall and a gun in his desk. He even has a detonator in his lunch box. His co-workers belittle or ignore him. He eats lunch alone outside and imagines blowing up his office building. At home, his bug-eyed goldfish tells him like it is -- and the truth is not pretty. What's a lonely man to do? When a tragedy takes Bob and his co-workers by surprise, Bob finds himself in a strange and demanding relationship with his long-time crush Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert.)\n\nIn the tradition of <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Fight-Club-Widescreen-Edition/dp/B000067J1H/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Fight Club (Widescreen Edition)</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Memento-Widescreen-Two-Disc-Limited-Edition/dp/B0000640SA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Memento (Widescreen Two-Disc Limited Edition)</a>, nothing is as it seems, since everything is filtered through the point-of-view of Bob, a tortured and perhaps not-too-sane man. We see Bob's slow, steady drive toward work as other cars whiz by in a blur of colors. Bob vanishes and reappears as he makes his way from front door to driving seat. In a world where everything appears fractured, Bob is the only stability, even though he is far from stable himself.\n\nChristian Slater is superb as the uptight, tortured, outwardly impassive but inwardly enraged Bob. Elisha Cuthbert makes the transition well between ephemeral office beauty to the bitter, emotionally demanding woman she becomes, although she occasionally forces the acting just a little. William H. Macy is properly self-absorbed, though not memorable, as their boss, Gene Shelby.\n\nThe special features are notable for the cut scenes, with commentary by director Frank Capello. Fortunately, we are made to watch the entire film again, looking for red Xs or other signs to see these scenes in context. Instead, Capello shows the excised snippets with the beginning of the next scene only; Capello makes it clear why the scenes were included in the original shooting and why they were eventually cut. Most interesting is the two alternate endings, both of which are not quite as compelling as the one that made it, although one comes close.\n\nIn the end, this film doesn't hold together as well as some, but it is intriguing nonetheless. The plot turns are much more startling than those in the earlier <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Falling-Down/dp/0790742780/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Falling Down</a>, a film with a similar repressed male character, shot in a completely different style.","Product: Young VietNam vet stumbles upon remnants of a drug deal gone bad in W. Texas 1980 -- he's hunted by two vicious assassins who want t he money back.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Disturbing, philosophical, oddly beautiful at times: a unique thriller (5- stars)\n\nReview: Through sweeping cinematography, excellent dialogue, and distinctive characters, this tale of a man hunted by a sociopath transcends its plot. In the western plains, towns, and cities, a sociopath, Chigurh (Javier Bardem) is in pursuit of a large sum of cash from a drug deal. Unfortunately for retired welder Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin), who finds the cash, Chigurh will stop at nothing to get it. The small town sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones), who puts together what has happened, wants to get to Llewelyn, and a tracker (Woody Harrelson) hired by a drug lord wants to get to the money, all before the ruthless Chirgurh does, The result is a tense, violent chase at the speed of small town life.\n\nThe dialogue is so reminiscent of the Coen brothers' much earlier \"Fargo\" that it is surprising that much of it derives from a novel by a different writer, although the melding of Coens with Cormac McCarthy makes perfect sense. In particular, the sheriff's exchanges with his deputy (Garrett Dillahunt) and his wife (played with down-to-earth confidence by Tess Harper) give this film its greater context and rhythm as evil is treated with both matter-of-fact acceptance and disbelief. Philosophy is doled out in brief parcels punctuated by pauses.\n\nTommy Lee Jones has played this kind of character so many times that it is remarkable that he makes each one unique. with its frighteningly is pure evil, though even he lives by a set of rules, as ruthless as those are. Brolin delivers a fine, sympathetic portrait of Llewelyn Moss. And Bardem is simply terrifying with his monotone delivery and largely blank expression.\n\n\"No Country for Old Men\" is about the unexpected ways evil enters the lives of ordinary people, and the toll it takes on those who try to stop it. Because of the tension throughout, this theme is not clear until the last moments, in an ending that at first seems out-of-place and rushed (the last a valid critique.) Although much of the violence takes place off-screen, you can never tell when it won't, and that gives the impression of a bloody-and-gore film. I find this to be one of the best Coen brother films, although it took several days of thinking about it afterward to realize it.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: \"A High-Octane Action Movie.\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: \"We'll Kill Them All\"\n\nReview: The powerful history of the United States' involvement in the Saudi Arabia flashes on the screen before the opening credits, creating a direct line from the past to the present day antagonism, and these moments are the most affecting ones of this political thriller. Jamie Foxx plays an FBI agent in charge of a small band of agents (Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Cris Cooper) investigating, without State Department approval, a Saudi bombing which has cost the lives of one of their friends and hundreds of civilians. During the investigation, they are watched over by Saudi policeman, Faris Al Ghazi (Ashrof Barhom), a man assigned to control their every move in the spirit of protection. Of course, this being a Hollywood thriller set in Saudi Arabia, the Americans take matters into their own hands to overcome bureaucracy and corruption and to pursue the villains.\n\nBarhom plays his character with real humanity, and he steals every scene with his no-nonsense approach, tinged with idealism and hope for real justice. The Americans all do competent acting jobs, although their roles seem too predictable given the plot. The chase scenes are heart-stopping and somewhat over-the-top, but they keep this fast-paced flick moving from first moments to last. The message driven home, that we are two peoples fighting and corrupting future generations, is laid over-the-top of what is an essentially go-blow-up-the-bad-guys plot. Nuances such as diplomacy, culture, and history are quickly lost in the gunfire.\n\nCertainly, this film entertains the way the best in the genre does; however, it tries too hard at times and not hard enough at others. I recommend this for a one-time viewing.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) endures another eight hours in a dull grey cubicle. Ignored by his co-workers, Bob feels completely invisible and out of sync with the world. On one strange day he crosses the line from potential killer to inadvertent hero when he saves beautiful Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert). His Boss (William H. Macy) transforms Bob into a new man but his good fortune is short lived when the Object of his Desire asks him to end her life.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: He Was a Tortured Man\n\nReview: Bob (Christian Slater), a meek, lonely office worker on the brink of explosive violence, keeps a dashboard hula girl on top of his cubicle wall and a gun in his desk. He even has a detonator in his lunch box. His co-workers belittle or ignore him. He eats lunch alone outside and imagines blowing up his office building. At home, his bug-eyed goldfish tells him like it is -- and the truth is not pretty. What's a lonely man to do? When a tragedy takes Bob and his co-workers by surprise, Bob finds himself in a strange and demanding relationship with his long-time crush Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert.)\n\nIn the tradition of <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Fight-Club-Widescreen-Edition/dp/B000067J1H/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Fight Club (Widescreen Edition)</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Memento-Widescreen-Two-Disc-Limited-Edition/dp/B0000640SA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Memento (Widescreen Two-Disc Limited Edition)</a>, nothing is as it seems, since everything is filtered through the point-of-view of Bob, a tortured and perhaps not-too-sane man. We see Bob's slow, steady drive toward work as other cars whiz by in a blur of colors. Bob vanishes and reappears as he makes his way from front door to driving seat. In a world where everything appears fractured, Bob is the only stability, even though he is far from stable himself.\n\nChristian Slater is superb as the uptight, tortured, outwardly impassive but inwardly enraged Bob. Elisha Cuthbert makes the transition well between ephemeral office beauty to the bitter, emotionally demanding woman she becomes, although she occasionally forces the acting just a little. William H. Macy is properly self-absorbed, though not memorable, as their boss, Gene Shelby.\n\nThe special features are notable for the cut scenes, with commentary by director Frank Capello. Fortunately, we are made to watch the entire film again, looking for red Xs or other signs to see these scenes in context. Instead, Capello shows the excised snippets with the beginning of the next scene only; Capello makes it clear why the scenes were included in the original shooting and why they were eventually cut. Most interesting is the two alternate endings, both of which are not quite as compelling as the one that made it, although one comes close.\n\nIn the end, this film doesn't hold together as well as some, but it is intriguing nonetheless. The plot turns are much more startling than those in the earlier <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Falling-Down/dp/0790742780/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Falling Down</a>, a film with a similar repressed male character, shot in a completely different style.","Product: Young VietNam vet stumbles upon remnants of a drug deal gone bad in W. Texas 1980 -- he's hunted by two vicious assassins who want t he money back.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Disturbing, philosophical, oddly beautiful at times: a unique thriller (5- stars)\n\nReview: Through sweeping cinematography, excellent dialogue, and distinctive characters, this tale of a man hunted by a sociopath transcends its plot. In the western plains, towns, and cities, a sociopath, Chigurh (Javier Bardem) is in pursuit of a large sum of cash from a drug deal. Unfortunately for retired welder Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin), who finds the cash, Chigurh will stop at nothing to get it. The small town sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones), who puts together what has happened, wants to get to Llewelyn, and a tracker (Woody Harrelson) hired by a drug lord wants to get to the money, all before the ruthless Chirgurh does, The result is a tense, violent chase at the speed of small town life.\n\nThe dialogue is so reminiscent of the Coen brothers' much earlier \"Fargo\" that it is surprising that much of it derives from a novel by a different writer, although the melding of Coens with Cormac McCarthy makes perfect sense. In particular, the sheriff's exchanges with his deputy (Garrett Dillahunt) and his wife (played with down-to-earth confidence by Tess Harper) give this film its greater context and rhythm as evil is treated with both matter-of-fact acceptance and disbelief. Philosophy is doled out in brief parcels punctuated by pauses.\n\nTommy Lee Jones has played this kind of character so many times that it is remarkable that he makes each one unique. with its frighteningly is pure evil, though even he lives by a set of rules, as ruthless as those are. Brolin delivers a fine, sympathetic portrait of Llewelyn Moss. And Bardem is simply terrifying with his monotone delivery and largely blank expression.\n\n\"No Country for Old Men\" is about the unexpected ways evil enters the lives of ordinary people, and the toll it takes on those who try to stop it. Because of the tension throughout, this theme is not clear until the last moments, in an ending that at first seems out-of-place and rushed (the last a valid critique.) Although much of the violence takes place off-screen, you can never tell when it won't, and that gives the impression of a bloody-and-gore film. I find this to be one of the best Coen brother films, although it took several days of thinking about it afterward to realize it.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: NOTICE: Polish Release, cover may contain Polish text/markings. The disk has English audio and subtitles.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Better than The Da Vinci Code, but not much more than a chase movie\n\nReview: I confess: I fell asleep -- twice -- while trying to watch the Da Vince Code, so I wasn't exactly anxious to see this movie; however, Angels and Demons kept my attention from start to finish. Although it wasn't great cinema, at least I didn't have to listen to Tom Hanks talk in rapid fire exposition just to get to the next scene. Instead of offering intellectual treatise on centuries of conspiracy, Angels and Demons is more physical, more visceral, with the fear of mass destruction taking the front seat to the finer details of the Illuminati. The film is more or less a series of chase scenes, with Robert Langdon (Hanks) teaming up with physicist Vittoria (Ayelet Zurer) to stop the imminent murders of four cardinals as the other cardinals meet to elect a new pope. The kidnapper has a dangerous capsule filled with anti-matter stolen from Vittoria's lab at the Cern Accelerator, and its detonation could destroy all of Vatican City and a good portion of Rome. Add tension between the Camerlengo (Ewan McGregor) and Cardinal Strauss (Armin Mueller-Stahl) who presides over the conclave, and the plot gets just enough complexity to add a twist or two. The only aspect that is truly annoying is the time-line: the characters have only an hour to identify and get to each location, yet they seem to take their time until the last minute. And there's no way that everything that happens could do so within the amount of time described. Just suspend your disbelief, and go along for the ride.\n\nThe conspiracy theory in Angels and Demons is less intricate than that of The Da Vinci Code and thus makes for better cinema. The simpler plot allows for one chase scene, one murder, one explosion/fire after another. For this reason, it is an exciting action film without offering much to consider in retrospect. It is decent entertainment, but not much else, making it a good choice when you want your adrenalin to course and your brain to coast.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Avatar is the story of ex-Marine Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, who finds himself thrust into hostilities on a distant planet filled with exotic life forms, Pandora. As an Avatar, a human consciousness in an alien body, he finds himself torn between two worlds in a desperate fight for his own survival and that of the indigenous people. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Amazingly imagined world, with predictable plot\n\nReview: Although the general plot of Avatar has been filmed many times before, the vivid, imaginary world created by Cameron transcends the predictability of the story line. When you sit down to watch this film, particularly if you are lucky enough to see it in 3-D, you won't care that others have compared it to Dances With Wolves or Princess Mononoke or any other white man versus indigenous people/nature because you will be swept up by the fantastical landscape and the particulars of the indigenous culture. Once you are immersed, you might even forget that this world, Pandora, does not exist, not even in some remote place on earth the way New Zealand stood in for Middle Earth in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Avatar is that convincing.\n\nThe basic plot, with no spoilers: Jake (Sam Worthington), a paralyzed Marine with the same DNA as his recently deceased twin, arrives on Pandora, a planet described as a \"hell hole,\" to take his brother's place in an experiment. Scientists, working parallel to the military and to a private venture seeking to obtain valuable ore, have created a hybrid body made of human and indigenous Na'vi DNA to allow the humans to intermingle with the natives in a kind of half-anthropology, half-diplomatic effort. Jake exceeds everyone's expectations as he finds himself in the middle of the native culture, part of an inner circle that believes he has the blessing of their god. As these story lines tend to go, the greedy villains try to use Jake for their own purposes while he begins to realize that this alien people needs his protection.\n\nSteven Lang is wonderfully snarly as the Colonel, a man who values no one above himself. Sigourney Weaver, while not at her best, provides a decent portrayal of the principle investigator running the avatar project. Zoe Saldana (who played Uhura in last year's Star Trek) provides the voice and computer data points for the face of Neytiri, the young Na'vi woman entrusted with Jake's education; although we never see the actress for real, she is very much part of the success of this film.\n\nThe 3-D experience was breathtaking -- literally. The scenes on the edge of high drops as Avatar Jake and Neytiri leap from place to place gave me the same sickening experience as if I really saw two people close to the edge of a cliff. And the real-ness of Pandora was enhanced by given the impression that I was actually immersed in this imagined world. Of course, when the DVD is released, viewers won't have any of these sensations; however, the beauty of Pandora, with all its wonderful and dangerous creatures, should still be conveyed. If you haven't already seen this film, you should, whether in 3-D or 2-D.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: David Finchers The Social Network is the stunningtale of a new breed of cultural insurgent: a punkgenius who sparked a revolution and changedthe face of human interaction for a generation,and perhaps forever. Shot through with emotionalbrutality and unexpected humor, this superbly craftedfilm chronicles the formation of Facebook andthe battles over ownership that followed upon thewebsites unfathomable success. With a complex,incisive screenplay by Aaron Sorkin and a brilliantcast including Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield andJustin Timberlake, The Social Network bears witness tothe birth of an idea that rewove the fabric of societyeven as it unraveled the friendship of its creators.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Riveting Drama -- and I still can't believe that it is\n\nReview: I had such low expectations for this film that I didn't even consider seeing it until it won best drama at the Golden Globes -- and even then, I hesitated. Despite liking director David Fincher's work, the subject matter just didn't seem all that compelling. But boy, was I wrong!\n\nThe nonlinear plot flashes back and forth between the litigation facing Facebook Mark Zuckerberg (played perfectly by Jesse Eisenberg) and the evolution of Facebook, first at Harvard and then in California's Silicon Valley. Well-heeled twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss (Armie Hammer in both roles) approach Zuckerberg to help them implement their idea for a Harvard social networking site after Zuckerberg proves his hacking chops in an infamous campus incident. But Zuckerberg secretly cuts them out and instead develops Facebook with his only friend Eduardo Saverin (played with incredible dignity by Andrew Garfield.) With interference from Napster's founder Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake), the stakes rise.\n\nFincher and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin play up the irony of today's most influential social networking site being founded by a young man with no loyalty, warmth, etiquette, or even social awareness. Eisenberg's Zuckerberg makes everyone uncomfortable, including the audience, but his narcissistic, painfully awkward personality is riveting the way John Nash's schizophrenia was in A Beautiful Mind: you can't look away because of its complexity and irony.\n\nToss aside any low expectations you have of the subject matter, and give this film a try. It's well worth seeing, if for nothing else than understanding how the ubiquitous Facebook came to be.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Flawed, but still 5 stars\n\nReview: This third and final installment to Peter Jackson's cinematic interpretation of the Lord of the Rings is a triumph for all involved despite its flaws. As Frodo, Sam, and Gollum approach Mordor in the attempt to destroy the ring, the kingdoms of man face brutal attacks that must be defended against all odds. Especially compared to the second film, \"The Two Towers,\" the action is well-balanced and tightly portrayed, with only a few scenes lasting too long. As with the others, the cinematography is captivating and even breath-taking at times. The computer graphics are, except in one or two cases, successfully integrated, with the Orc army a phenomenal achievement with its individualized \"actors.\"\nMany of the movie's difficulties derive from the translation of the book to film. The complicated nature of the story line and cast of characters cannot be easily shown with visuals, even three and a half hours of them, resulting in some confusing scenes and relationships especially for those unfamiliar with the books. The biggest, and only inexcusable, flaw for me was directorial. Jackson chooses an overly sentimental tone to \"end\" the film - four or five times. The music gets jacked up, the camera shows tight close-ups of supposedly meaningful expressions, the screen fades out, and, oops, here comes another scene that goes through the same throes of sentimentality. The result is akin to a symphony that sounds its big, ending notes, only to then return to the less dramatic middle of the movement. These false endings get downright annoying, and the Hollywood-type treatment mars this otherwise spectacular film.\nI still give this film five stars because of the remarkable achievement of bringing this story to dramatic life. \"The Return of the King\" is the best of the trilogy with its nearly perfect balance of action and set-up, and with the ensemble acting really hitting its stride. Do not see this film without having seen the others, as none stands well on its own. This riveting epic will undoubtedly become a film classic. Buy the DVD.","Product: Lord of the Rings Return of the King DVD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Flawed, but still 5 stars\n\nReview: This third and final installment to Peter Jackson's cinematic interpretation of the Lord of the Rings is a triumph for all involved despite its flaws. As Frodo, Sam, and Gollum approach Mordor in the attempt to destroy the ring, the kingdoms of man face brutal attacks that must be defended against all odds. Especially compared to the second film, \"The Two Towers,\" the action is well-balanced and tightly portrayed, with only a few scenes lasting too long. As with the others, the cinematography is captivating and even breath-taking at times. The computer graphics are, except in one or two cases, successfully integrated, with the Orc army a phenomenal achievement with its individualized \"actors.\"\nMany of the movie's difficulties derive from the translation of the book to film. The complicated nature of the story line and cast of characters cannot be easily shown with visuals, even three and a half hours of them, resulting in some confusing scenes and relationships especially for those unfamiliar with the books. The biggest, and only inexcusable, flaw for me was directorial. Jackson chooses an overly sentimental tone to \"end\" the film - four or five times. The music gets jacked up, the camera shows tight close-ups of supposedly meaningful expressions, the screen fades out, and, oops, here comes another scene that goes through the same throes of sentimentality. The result is akin to a symphony that sounds its big, ending notes, only to then return to the less dramatic middle of the movement. These false endings get downright annoying, and the Hollywood-type treatment mars this otherwise spectacular film.\nI still give this film five stars because of the remarkable achievement of bringing this story to dramatic life. \"The Return of the King\" is the best of the trilogy with its nearly perfect balance of action and set-up, and with the ensemble acting really hitting its stride. Do not see this film without having seen the others, as none stands well on its own. This riveting epic will undoubtedly become a film classic. Buy the DVD.","Product: Plantronics Discovery 665 Bluetooth Headset [CD] [Wireless Phone Accessory]\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good performance for budget bluetooth -- but not a high end unit (4-stars)\n\nReview: I bought this Plantronics headset for my husband to supplement my own <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/PLANTRONICS-DISCOVERY-925/dp/B001S9EYN6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">PLANTRONICS DISCOVERY 925 </a> when we were taking a trip in two separate cars so we could communicate safely on the road. He had not previously used a bluetooth device, and I wanted to make sure that he could answer his phone without taking his eyes off the road. Both of us were using the new iPhone 4. So how did the Discover 665 compare to the 925? In general, it worked well, with easy pairing and one-touch answering. Where it lagged, however, was in audio quality. I could hear him, but he couldn't always hear me, and occasionally his transmission had some vibrato and/or muffling. While the problem could have been with my 925, I've used it for years without such issues. He has since used it to answer calls from our land line, and occasionally the sound quality just isn't there.\n\nSo why four stars? Well, it is comfortable enough to wear (without the ear hook) for hours, if necessary, and most of the time it works well, with no noticeable audio defects. Plus, for the price level, it works much better than anything I ever had from Motorola. It's easy to find the buttons to answer/hang up and adjust the volume. I consider this a good choice for a budget bluetooth device, although people who plan on using one every day for important calls will probably want to upgrade to a more expensive model.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Special design case for iphone4, spice up your phone!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good inexpensive option to protect iPhone 4 (4- stars)\n\nReview: This case gets four stars from me, primarily because of its combination of low price and functionality, even though the case itself is not perfect. The floppy silicone case slips on with ease; it covers the back, sides -- and even the home and volume buttons with recessed/raised areas that allows you to find and use those functions through the gel case. The bottom dock and speakers, the screen, both cameras, the flash, ear bud jack, and the mute button are all exposed. Because of the soft construction, this case depends on the iPhone 4 for its structure, and that means the sides, especially, don't have a tight fit. While the phone is not exposed in normal circumstances, the sides and bottom cut-out make the case a little flimsy and can pull away when loose inside a handbag or briefcase. On areas where there isn't much silicone due to a large open space, the fit verges on being floppy, while other areas, such as the top and the back, are snug.\n\nThe case is low profile, something I really appreciate, and has a solid, no-slip feel in my hand. The only thing I don't like is that the mute button isn't completely aligned with the cut-out, making it more difficult than necessary to silence the phone. Since I've never found a perfect case for any of my phones, I consider this a minor inconvenience, although others may find this a deal-breaker. For a slightly more expensive (and better) case that allows easy mute access, check out <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Griffin-Reveal-Etch-Ultra-thin-Protective-Case-for-iPhone-4-Black/dp/B003WIX4YG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Griffin Reveal Etch Ultra-thin Protective Case for iPhone 4, Black</a>.\n\nI bought this case while waiting for my free one from Apple. I wanted something that would protect the phone, minimize antenna attenuation, and cost little. I'm retiring it now that I have the Griffin Reveal Etch, although I would not have had any problem using this for much longer.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: This revolutionary stand works with almost any personal media devices without moving the case. The Wedge is designed to prop up any mobile media device on just about any surface (without sliding) such as airplane tray tables - so now users can watch movies without holding their device in hand. Its small size and easel-like firm front edge make it easy to prop a device at different angles. The 100% microfiber covering doesnt just spread dirt and oil from your fingerprints around on your e-screens. It whisks them away with a couple swipes, leaving you with that out of box clean feeling.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Bean Bag Chair for Your Phone (5- stars)\n\nReview: At first, I thought this quirky little bean bag stand was all gimmick and no utility -- until, that is, I realized that it makes a perfect nightstand accessory. I put my iPhone 5 against the wedge, and it stays propped up all night, ready for a press of the button so I can tell the time. If I want to show my husband or bird (yes, bird!) a YouTube video, I can prop up the phone in the Wedge, and we can watch it together without my having to hold up the phone the whole time.\n\nThe design is simple: a pyramidal bean bag with a 1/2\" lip and a small cylindrical, padded stabilizer. all in one piece. You plop it down on a surface, place your phone in the depression, and the phone stays upright for viewing. The decorative fabric is made of fine microfiber and the bottom is made of soft terry cloth. Both fabrics can be used to clean your screen. The instructions say that the plush/terry is for cleaning and the microfiber is for polishing, but I find that both work equally well. My iPhone 5 is more stable when in landscape mode than in portrait, but both orientations work. I wouldn't put anything larger than a phone against it, though.\n\nI love that it comes in different fabrics/designs. While I think that women and girls are the most likely market for these, these come in a few masculine colors/designs. These would make great stocking stuffers or other small gift for teens, preteens, and college-age students, although I'm waaaay past my young adult years and I still like mine. My feelings for The Wedge went from \"ho-hum\" to \"cool!\" to \"I really like this\" in only a few days. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Add some tactile appeal to your iPhone with this flexible silicone sleeve. Designed with an alternating high-gloss and soft-touch striped texture, the Flex Case feels great in hand and makes your iPhone easy to grip.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very good for a low-price case! (5- stars)\n\nReview: Given the retail price, I was surprised by how nice these cases are. Yes, they don't offer the protection of the upper-end Belkin cases or the Otterbox series, but they are sold at a different price point. These protect the back, sides, home and lock buttons, and even a little of the screen with a rubberized rim in case the phone falls flat. Besides the price, the nicest part of these cases is how they allow the iPhone 5 to remain small while still protecting it. The rubber texture (silicone?) resists a bit when going in and out of my pocket but not so much to be annoying. And I really like that I can switch cases from purple to pink and back to purple, depending on my mood, without a lot of effort. Both look good on my black iPhone, although the pink pops more because of the contrast. The purple is more of a stealth color because it's so dark.\n\nThe one small drawback (and it is minor, in my opinion) is that the silicone over the home button requires a little more pressure than if it were uncovered. That's the price, however, of protecting that button.\n\nThese are fantastic budget cases. They look surprising good and give decent protection. Combine them with a screen protector if you are worried about the glass.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Accidents happen. Phones go flying, ricocheting and bouncing all over the place. But when you're wearing the free iPhone 5/5s case, you survive to share every spill, slide and splash story.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I Thought I Loved This Case, Until . . . (4- stars)\n\nReview: I originally gave this case five stars because I loved almost everything about it, but then it developed an annoying, intermittent hum during some but not all phone conversations. The hum doesn't correspond to the voices, either mine or the person on the other end, but instead seems random, sometimes in long notes, others in short pulses. As a waterproof case, this case still deserves 5 stars, but as an everyday case, only 3 stars. My original review follows:\n\n---\n\nAs someone who spends a lot of time outdoors, I have a real need to protect my iPhone. I have tried other products designed to waterproof my iPhone 5, and they have had been nothing more than glorified vinyl bags. This Lifeproof fre is the only one that looks and acts like a regular case while giving the phone extra protection. For that, I love it. The Lifeproof case is relatively easy to get on and off, and it keeps the phone slender and lightweight. You wouldn't guess the amount of protection it gives just by looking at it.\n\nThe case comes in two parts, top and bottom, and it comes with an headphone jack adapter to use earbuds/headphones while still keeping the case watertight. The adapter has an extra headphone jack cover in the holder. You must test the case, following the instructions, to make sure it is watertight before putting your phone inside. The test also serves as a trial run for how to use the case since there are several ways you can go wrong. First, the seal must be perfect all the way around; you have to press all the way around to get both pieces flush so the interior O-ring can work. Also, the headphone jack needs to be screwed in, and the tab covering the lightning port snapped shut. Any mistakes in the preceding will result in a non-waterproof case. Once you realize what must be done, you can tell at a glance whether the case is properly installed.\n\nThe white case makes my black iPhone look like a white one because of the way the top screen mimics the actual look of the phone. Inside the case, the phone looks like it's inside an ordinary, low-profile case. The thin top screen is almost as sensitive as the iPhone itself; I have no problem swiping, texting, and selecting apps. I've asked people halfway through phone conversations if they notice any sound problems, and they have been surprised that I asked. I can hear calls, ringtones, and music perfectly. If there's muting, it's subtle. The only weird part is that the sound vibrates the back of the case, and that was disconcerting at first. Although the user must remove the headphone jack screw to use earbuds, I don't find that a problem since I rarely use the headphone jack. If you want a waterproof case, you're going to have to deal with some variation of this issue since there's no way to connect headphones directly into the phone while maintaining the integrity of a watertight seal.\n\nThere are only two minor aspects that I don't like about the case. One, the Lifeproof screen does not sit flush with the phone at the top because of a interior disk, and that results in slight rainbow touch marks on the screen. The other problem is the exterior access to the mute button. Unlike the button on the phone, the Lifeproof mute button is not a switch. You push it up and down the way you would operate the real one, but there's no visible way to tell whether your phone is already on mute. I find myself switching it on and off and looking at the screen to see whether my phone is silenced or not.\n\n---\n\nCustomer support is non-existent. I submitted a tech support ticket, received confirmation of its receipt, and then heard nothing. It has been over a week since I tried to contact LifeProof.\n\nI was thrilled with this case because it's better than anything else I've come across. I love that I can slip my phone in my pocket and not worry about being caught in the rain. I can take it with me to the beach or in a boat or hiking or to a theme park with water rides -- and I don't have to worry about destroying my phone in the process. If you often use the headphone jack on your phone, I'd recommend getting this case only as a specific-occasion use and having another for every day. I just cannot stand the hum in my ear. I plan to use this only in outdoor circumstances when I might expect the phone to get wet and not for every day as I was previously using it.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: ST1 Aluminum Home Button Sticker Comes With Black, Silver, Blue, Purple For iPhone 5 / 4s / 4, iPad, iPod Touch\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Who would've guessed this as a method to jazz up an iPhone?\n\nReview: These aluminum stickers are perfect for anyone who wants to personalize the look of his/her iPhone, although the feel of them takes some getting used to. They come in a small pack of four, and they are easily removed from the packaging card. You put your chosen sticker over the home button of your phone (I have an iPhone 5, and it fits), and press into place. Although they are easier to place than a screen protector, I did have to place and remove a few times to get the inner home symbol aligned to my liking.\n\nI like that these are aluminum, not plastic or paper, because it makes the button feel like it could be part of the original equipment. It also resists scratches and dings from fingernails. Once in place, the button does not slide. It does take a little bit of effort to remove, but once I got a bit of fingernail under the disk, the whole thing lifted off without leaving behind any residue.\n\nThese are marketed in part as a \"protection\" for the home button, although I question how much that's really needed. They raise the button area, making the button slightly easier to find without looking than the iPhone's recessed home button. Again, I'm not sure how many people need one for that reason. To me, the real reason for purchasing these is to personalize the look of the iPhone, something many people, particularly teenagers and young adults, like. If you coupled, say, the pink one with a pink or otherwise matching case, then the iPhone would feel uniquely yours. Because these are stickers, don't expect to change the colors frequently They aren't meant to be used as a daily fashion choice since their stickiness will be compromised by multiple uses. Still, when I returned the one I took off to its spot on the packaging card, it stayed put, so the stickiness lasts longer than your usual paper/plastic kind of stickers.\n\nThese would make a great stocking stuffer for someone who likes to jazz up his/her phone. Note: I received this from the manufacturer.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Yubi Power High capacity power bank is Produced with the highest standards and quality in mind. Intelligent circuitry provides safe and efficient charging. Top quality high tech battery cells with protection board, ensures long life and protection against over charge, over voltage, over current, and short circuit protection. Intelligent LED shows the current power level. This power bank is ideal for most digital devices with DC5V input, such as iPhone, iPad, Smartphones, PSP, Mp3, GPS, Amazon kindle, Google Nexus, etc. Specs, Average Charging time for iPhone's are 1.5 hrs., Input Charging Time 9 hrs., Life Cycle greater than 500 Times, Input: DC 5V, Output: DC 5V 2.1A, Dimension: 100x60x24mm, Battery capacity: 8400mAh Compatible with Most Cell Phones: Apple: iPhone 4S/iPhone 4/iPhone 3GS/iPod touch/classic/Nano/iPad/iPad 2 [OEM Cable Required] HTC: Sensation XE XL/Thunderbolt/EVO 3D/EVO 4G/Incredible S/Evo Shift 4g. Samsung: Galaxy S 2/Epic 4G/Galaxy S 4G/Galaxy Nexus .Blackberry: Curve/Storm 2/Tour Style/Bold . Motorola: Atrix/Bionic/Droid X, X2, 2, 3, 4, Pro, R2D2/triumph. Nokia: N900/N8/N97/C6/C3 C7/E7/X6 .LG: Optimus, 2x, V, S, T/Quantum/Vortex . Sony: Xperia ARC Arc/Neo/Play/Mini. Amazon: Kindle Fire, and all other kindles, Others: Nook Color, NDS, Portable Wi-Fi, PSP. etc. Package Includes: 8400mAh Yubi power bank, User Guide 30 pin connector for Apple devices, Micro/mini usb connector, 2 Usb ports.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Solid External Battery for Charging On-the-Go (4+ stars)\n\nReview: Anyone who has traveled with an iPad, an iPhone, iPod, or any other tablets or smart phone knows how critical it is to have extra power available. Many times I've been in an airport looking for an outlet to charge up, but other people have tethered themselves to all the available ones. This is where an external battery comes in handy. This Yubi Power Bank is solid, sleek, and has the added benefit of being able to charge two USB devices at the same time.\n\nAll external batteries have a power attrition rate that is much less than the stated capacity of the battery. Most brands are about 67-70% efficient when converting the internal charge to an external device. The material that comes with this Power Bank claims a 8400mAh capacity with an efficiency of \"more than 88%.\" If this refers to the power conversion efficiency, it would mean that the battery should supply at least 7392 mAh of power. My iPad has a 11,666 mAh battery, which means I should expect the battery to be charged 63% when depleting this battery. Instead, the best I got (with the iPad turned off to eliminate the possibility of usage during charging) was a 53% charge after six charges/discharges. (It took five cycles for the battery to reach its maximum charge, with a 2% charge gain for each of the previous four charges.) This indicates a 73% maximum power conversion efficiency. While this efficiency is certainly better than many, if not most, of its competitors, buyers should not expect a full 88% from the Power Bank. Of course, it beats being stuck somewhere without power, and the battery still holds a decent amount of power. You should get four full iPhone 5 charges out of one battery cycle.\n\nOne downside to this battery is the length of the supplied charging cable. It's about six inches long, which means that I cannot use my own USB wall charger because the power pack would still be dangling in the air. Given the weight, it would disconnect. If I use the supplied cable, I'm limited to using the USB port on my iMac to charge it or to plugging it into a floor power pack/surge protector. When I'm in a hotel, however, neither of these options are available to me. A 10\" cable would be much better. I also would have liked a travel pouch like the one Anker provides with their batteries to keep everything together, although, that's a minor wish.\n\nThe Power Bank a nice external battery that allows me to charge both my husband's and my iPhones at the same time. It gives my iPad extra juice when I need it. The build quality feels solid, and it holds a good amount of power, even at the lower-than-anticipated level. I like that it has an on/off button to hold the charge better when not in use. The blue LED lights are helpful in determining approximately how much charge remains. They also blink to indicate active charging. While this external battery isn't perfect, it's very good. (Note: The manufacturer supplied this product for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: No more scrambling to gather together all your must have items before dashing out of the door... introducing the new Lexx Wallet Case for iPhone 5, featuring new design with easy access to your valuables. Lexx gives you stylish functionality in a comfortably slender design, while keeping all you need in one secure place, for convenience and peace of mind. Its hard shell is wrapped in high quality genuine leather for a premium look and feel, while protecting your iPhone and providing two handy slots for up to 8 cards...such as credit cards, travel card, driving license, store cards, cash and keys. Powerful magnet helps to keep them secure. Lexx allows you full access to your iPhone's screen, camera and all the ports. Safe, sleek and slim.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: It Does the Job, But I'd Like More Security (4+ stars)\n\nReview: The Vault Skin case is essentially a plastic snap-on case with a leather flap and magnet attached to the back so that you can carry credit cards and cash in the same package as your iPhone 5. Although I usually carry my phone in my handbag and don't need this kind of design, I find it almost-perfect for situations -- barbecues, sporting events, day hiking -- where I don't want anything more than what I can stick comfortably in my pockets. I like that I have have my driver's license, a few credit cards, money, and my phone all at the ready to be pulled from my back pocket with a single tug.\n\nIt took me a while to find the best configuration for credit cards and money since folded bills stashed with the credit cards caused the cards to spill out occasionally when I extracted the phone wallet from my pocket. I learned to put the cards in the magnetized pocket and the bills in the small flap at the back. Or, since the flap can only hold one card, I can put my driver's license there and the money in the magnetized section when I don't need credit cards. (American bills must be folded in thirds or quarters to fit within the width of the wallet.) The credit cards stay within the magnetized wallet as long as I don't knock it or hold it upside down for a while. For this reason, I don't have complete faith that I won't lose anything from it. The manufacturer could improve this by extending the elastic at the base to slightly around the corner. Even a small area would help keep the cards in place. Anything wider than a standard credit card will stick out and therefore be prone to falling out.\n\nI haven't owned this long enough to notice any quality issues, and so far, everything has held up to in-and-out-of-pocket use. The stitching in the leather seems even and fine. The matte black plastic snap-on case is rigid enough to keep the iPhone secure without making it impossible to insert. The camera cut-out does not interfere with taking photos. The bottom and top are completely cut out, as is the area around the mute and volume buttons.\n\nIn terms of protection, this is a minimalist case, as most snap-on cases are. Unlike some, however, the Vault's has a lip that curves a little to protect the edges of the screen. Although it's not great protection, it does offer a bit more than many snap-ons. The best part of the case is the combination of a slim profile with an added function --- the ability to carry a few essentials in the same space/package as the iPhone 5. When I want to keep everything in the back pocket of my jeans, I snap my phone into the Vault. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Amplim Alloy (TM) for iPhone 5 captures the essence of iPhone 5. The high-quality anodized aluminum alloy brilliantly mimics the iPhone 5s look. In addition, your iPhone snugly fits inside this natural, sleek and elegant cover. That aside, the aluminum alloy mid-frame and polycarbonate plastic provides the perfect protection for your iPhone. Moreover, the multi-layer wear and tear protection on the aluminum surface and a scratch-resistant layer means that you dont have to worry about damaging your iPhone. The combination of precision-engineering and state-of-the-art design translates into this beautiful and signal friendly cover that doesnt disrupt your calls, internet experience and mobile entertainment. Finally, this slim and form-fitting design protects against scratches, minor drops and daily wear and tear so you can flaunt your iPhone 5 without any worries.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Stylish Snap-On Case (5- stars)\n\nReview: This plastic-and-aluminum iPhone 5 case offers fantastic looks with minimal protection. I love that the case looks both high-tech and feminine. The white plastic frame has thin, pink aluminum inlay on the back and sides to give it individuality and perhaps a bit more durability. That said, the Amplim Alloy does not offer high-impact protection. The plastic rises as high as the screen only on the two, long sides, and it doesn't have a pronounced lip to keep the screen from hitting the ground when dropped face down. This kind of case protects the phone from scratches and dings rather than impact. Yes, it's better to have this case on rather than nothing if you drop it, but don't buy it if you're prone to dropping your phone a lot.\n\nThe short ends are completely cut out to expose the speakers, lightning connection, audio jack, and lock button. The side has more precise cut-outs for the mute button and volume controls. On the back, there's a circular cut-out to expose the Apple logo.\n\nIf you like single-piece, snap-on cases, you should definitely consider this one, especially if you like pink. It looks great on my black iPhone 5, but I think it would look even better on a white one. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Amplim Eiffel (TM) Key Features: This beautifully designed 3D Eiffel Tower literally stands out. This gorgeous Amplim Eiffel doubles as a cool kickstand. Amplim Eiffel is equipped with multi-layer surface wear and tear protection; three layers of protection means that you dont have to worry about the Eiffel Tower falling down! Each layer of protection is hardened by a precise backing process. Meeting international abrasion resistance and cross-cut test standards, the Amplim Eiffel cover provides the perfect protection against scratches, dirt, minor drops and daily wear and tear. So, you can use and show off your iPhone 5 anywhere and everywhere without any fear. You can easily use all buttons and controls with this cover, and the anti-glare camera lens cutout lets you capture the moment without a moments hesitation. Finally, the Amplim Eiffel is made from eco-friendly, non-toxic materials so the environment can enjoy this amazing cover too. Compatibility: The Amplim Eiffel is compatible with all Apple iPhone 5 models: - Apple iPhone 5 for AT&T - Apple iPhone 5 for Verizon - Apple iPhone 5 for Sprint - Apple iPhone 5 for T-Mobile - US or International Apple iPhone 5 - Unlocked versions of Apple iPhone 5. 100% Risk Free Purchase: The Amplim Eiffel is guaranteed to fit your new iPhone 5. Amplim will send you a free replacement if for some reason the case does not fit your new iPhone 5.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Intriguing But Not Perfect Design (4- stars)\n\nReview: This cherry red snap-on case has one of the most unique designs I've seen for a smartphone case. The back has a raised image of the Eiffel Tower, the lower portion of which snaps free from the case and acts as an easel to hold up the phone. This position is great for FaceTime, games, showing photographs, and using the speaker phone.\n\nThe color of the case is awesome -- a pearlized cherry red. But the execution of the easel leaves something to be desired. First, the Eiffel Tower and easel are raised, like bas relief, and the phone cannot rest flat on a surface when the easel is not is use. Also, the plastic of the easel fits into an open hole in the back, something that's great for storage but which is rough against the back of the phone. Although it hasn't scratched my iPhone, I'm worried that it will. Last, I have had problems with the legs of the easel popping out while I'm talking on the phone. I have to be very careful to make sure they are firmly snapped in place.\n\nIf you use your iPhone 5 a lot for FaceTime or use the speakerphone while you move about, then this case might be exactly what you need. For me, however, the design flaws outweigh the convenience. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Designed to be more than just a battery case, uNu's Aero Series Apple iPhone 5S/5 Battery Case features unbridled power with a refined frame as well as the new uNu Aero Charging Technology. Product Features: The ergonomic yet slim style 2000 case provides your iPhone 5S/5 the true 100% battery boost, equal to an additional 10 hours of talk time Fully-customizable design with 360 degrees protection offers you premium protection from scratches, fingerprints, smudging and bumps The intelligent and novel design provides easy access to&nbsp;each function, camera, and headphone jack Innovative Aero Charging Technology with Certified High Performance Reliability uNu strict quality control ensures top quality, style, and safety for our customers\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wow -- A Great Combo with Battery and Charging Mat\n\nReview: I have tested and reviewed many battery cases -- ever since I had my first iPhone 3 -- and I can't believe I'm this excited about the uNu Aero. I love the Aero mostly because of the charging mat (more on that later) but also because it adds minimal bulk and weight and because it feels great in my hand. With my iPhone 5 losing power at a sometimes phenomenal rate, this case has saved me several times over the past week alone.\n\nThe Aero weighs 2.75 ounces, and it adds about a half-inch to the phone's length. The battery on the back is thinner, shorter, and slightly lighter than another uNu case I own (uNu Power DX External Protective Battery Case for iPhone 5s / iPhone 5), although that case carried 2300 mAh of charge while this one is only 2000 mAh -- still more than enough to give my phone a full charge. The back is curved, with a soft matte, almost rubberized, feel that keeps it solidly in my grip.\n\nBut the most distinctive aspect of this case is the charging mat. Yes, the case can be conventionally charged using a micro-USB, an essential feature if I'm traveling without the mat, but it is easily charged by simply being placed on top of the mat with the mat connected to power via USB. I keep the mat flat on my desk, and all I have to do is put the phone on top of it to both charge the phone AND the case. It can't get any simpler!\n\nThis case is not only competitive with other brands, but it raises the bar. I love it! Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Kyasi Gladiator glass Ballistic tempered screen Protector for Apple iPhone 5, iPhone 5C or iPhone 5S, clear with Gold frame\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: You'll Never Go Back to Plastic Film Protectors\n\nReview: This Kyasi tempered glass screen protector joins its competitors by being an easy-to-apply and durable screen protector. After using a glass protector, I will never go back to those hard, bubble-prone plastic films that still come with almost any case you can buy. If you want a screen protector, go for glass. As of this writing, the Kyasi is pricier than some of its competitors; however, since prices change all the time, that might not be true when you read this.\n\nFirst, the REALLY good: This screen protector is a super thin piece of tempered glass that practically applies itself once you line it up and let the sticky part touch the screen. If you've properly prepared the screen by getting all the fingerprints, smudges, and dust off and if you've lined it up properly, you won't get any bubbles, simply because the rigid glass leaves no room for them. When I applied, the only \"bubbles\" I had to deal with were the edges, which I pressed out. The glass is thin and responsive. I notice no difference whatsoever in the sensitivity of the iPhone screen -- it works just as well as it did before I covered it. If you don't line up the glass properly the first time, you can lift it off and try again, provided that you don't touch the underside.\n\nNext, the just okay: The Kyasi seems slightly more prone to fingerprints and smudges than some other brands. I have no trouble wiping them off; however, this may bug some people.\n\nNext, the neutral, because it's the iPhone 6 design, not Kyasi's: The curved edges of the iPhone 6 make all screen protectors visible because the protector's edges cannot wrap around the screen. This is true even with plastic films. Also, if you happen to apply the glass over one of the curves, then the edge of the protector will not adhere and will appear be more visible at the edge, with a \"bubble,\" if you will. Again, this is true with any brand or model of screen protectors.\n\nEspecially since this protector does not detract from the appearance of the iPhone 6, I appreciate the extra layer of protection between hazards and my screen. I hope that if I ever drop my phone, it will be the glass protector that will crack and not the screen underneath. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Fast charging battery case for iPhone 5/5s/SE\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sleek Battery Case With Minimal Bulk\n\nReview: Because I often find myself low on battery power during the day, I almost always keep my iPhone 5 in a charger case, and this 1Byone version has become my favorite due to its shorter length. It adds only about 3/8\" in length and maybe 1/4\" in thickness. And it makes my phone looks sleek despite the addition of that extra battery.\n\nThe charger case uses a top/bottom construction -- that is, the phone slides into the bottom/battery with its lightning connection, and then it is secured when you snap a top piece into place that also covers the sides. You charge it using the included (or any other) micro-USB cable.\n\nIt comes with two bands: a black translucent (for the gray/black version) and a clear (for the white.) Also included is an audio jack extender in case your brand of headphones does not have a slim enough connection.\n\nI love that charging can be activated at will. All I need to do is hold down the charge button to turn it on. I turn it off using the same method. This allows me to save the charge for emergencies instead of using it up during the course of the day. The 2400 mAh battery will charge my phone about 1.5 times, although, because I usually don't wait until the phone shuts down, it feels more like twice. The back has four tiny, blue LED lights to indicate remaining charge.\n\nThis 1Byone battery case is the slimmest and lightest phone case I've used. Yes, it will add bulk to your phone. After all, you ARE carrying around an extra battery plus case protection. But it is still much better than the previous case I was using. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Have you ever felt not having enough iPhone cases? This 5-pack iPhone clear back plate case is ideal for your everyday protection. The package includes 5 colors--Dark Gray, Clear White, Bright Yellow, Baby Blue, Cherry Pink. Pick your favorite color for the day, the week or the month. Feel the excitement and convenience of this case.Manufacture's Limited Warranty This iXCC product is offered with limited manufacture's warranty. The limited warranty period for the product extends for 18-month from the date of purchase. The product must be purchased from iXCC to be eligible for the warranty. Do not purchase from unauthorized sellers. During the limited warranty period, iXCC will replace without charge, a Materially Defective Product. iXCC will return replacement Products to you in working condition.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Bit of Color for the (Fun) Minimalist\n\nReview: When it comes to iPhone cases, you can go several different routes: for rugged and complete protection, for extra battery power, or, as with these cases, for minimalist protection that keeps the phone roughly its original size. These slim cases come in a set of five colors to satisfy people who like to change their look or who want to protect several different phones. Even better, these cases have a feature that I've never seen in a basic case -- flaps that cover the lightning charger and the headphone jack ports. That feature alone earns these cases fives stars compared to similar brands.\n\nThe backs of all are hard, transparent plastic to display the Apple logo and the phone color. That helps the cases blend with both gray/black and white models. The band around the edges is flexible enough, without being rubbery, to insert the phone and keep it there. The cases come in yellow/green, pink, light blue, smoke gray, and clear -- something for everyone. Because the flaps look like they can be torn off, I recommend inserting the bottom of the phone before pulling the top corners in place. I like that the cases are smooth and sleek enough to slip my phone in my pocket, but also tacky enough on the bands to hold onto. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Convenience. We bent the end of this cable over 4000 times and saw no damage or change in performance. Heat-resistant connectors ensure complete safety and reliability. Apple Made for iPhone Certified Our Cable Is Apple MFI Certified Which Means Only Apple Original Chips and Software Driver is Installed in This Cable. Therefore, Our Cable is As Reliable As Apple Original Product and Compatibility Is Guaranteed. Heavy Duty. Unlike Regular After-market Products, Our Cable is Reinforced with Anodized Aluminum Shell Designed for Extended Durability and Reliability. Small Profile Connector. Our Cable was Designed with the Daily Usage of Consumers on Mind. Hence, we Minimized the Size of Our Connector to Make Sure Our Cable Will Fit Most of the Cases on the Market. Compatibility: iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus + Air 5s / 5c / 5, iPad Air, iPad Air 2/ iPad Mini 3 iPad mini / mini2, iPad 4th generation, iPod 5th generation, and iPod nano 7th generation. Lifetime Warranty We know our products and we know you'll be satisfied with it. We've got a lifetime warranty so we got you covered.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Excellent Cable With a Thick Lightning End\n\nReview: Although this cable has great build-quality, it has one drawback: a lightning pin housing that is too thick for use for devices inside a case without a wide opening. Everything else about it works perfectly. The green-coated cable is flexible and thick enough to protect the wiring inside. The housings on each end are sturdy and slightly texturized near the plug itself for easy grasping. And the lime green color is both fun and easy-to-find amid a tangle of cables or in a dark bag.\n\nI recommend this for use with non-encased Apple lightning pin devices. For example, I use this with my iPad but not my iPhone since my iPhone is always in a case of some kind. This Spark Electronics cable is of excellent quality despite the limits. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Incredibly Durable The cable covered by high quality material which is more durable than other plastic cable, prevent to bending or scratching. Past 10000+ times bend test and no damage or change in performance is found, Lightweight and flexible to be coiled for portable carrying but tangle -free indeed. Perfect Length The 3 feet length of these charging cables allows you to move around freely as you charging your devices. Whether you are at home, at the office or back seat of car, you can enjoy complete freedom of movement. Great performance with pure wire and standard 8 pin connector provides charging or syncing with your devices. USB Wall Charger Plug travel adapters to easily fit into an All-in-One travel plug, it is the best USB travel charger for business trips or travelling as it also covers the voltage100v-240v. Suitable for international travelling. providing for each one the best full Speed charge Compatible with the latest iOS11 without any error messages. iPhone X, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6S, iPhone 6S Plus iPhone 5, iPhone 5S, iPhone 5C, iPhone Sepia Pro, iPad Air, iPad Air 2iPad mini, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 4, iPad 4iPod Touch (5 Gen), iPod Nano 7What's in the box2 X 3 Feet USB Cables2 X Wall Charger : Every sale includes an 12-month, worry-free to prove the importance we set on quality.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nice-Looking Case With Great Corner Protection (5- Stars)\n\nReview: This Verus Thor case combines a protective shell with a slim design. I love that the corners are thick with rubberized material, yet the case tapers inward at the middle so that it's not too big for my hand. And even in the middle, it has rubberized protection.\n\nThe case covers the volume and lock buttons, while leaving the headphone jack, speaker, lighting cable port, mute button, camera, and Apple logo exposed. The silver back is made of a rigid plastic that protects the iPhone 6 from bending. The iPhone inserts relatively easily, and it stays put.\n\nThe case has a slight rim to protect the iPhone from a facedown drop, although I wish it were a fraction higher. Because the back is plastic, the case tends to be a little slick, even with the texturized dot pattern. If you like that rubberized feel against your hand, you might want to look at a different case. It doesn't bother me, but my husband disliked the case right away for that.\n\nI really like this case, especially for the corner protection and the tapered middle. It offers more protection than a lot of other semi-slim cases. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Ultimate wireless power on the go. Qi charger with rechargeable battery integrates a high-power Qi wireless charging transmitter and a large-capacity rechargeable battery; works as a qi charging pad or a power bank on the go. Can charge up to 3 devices simultaneously. Qi compatible: supports wireless charging at up to 1a for devices including (but not limited to): 1. Samsung Galaxy Note5/S6/S6 Edge/S6 Edge+ 2. Google Nexus 5/6/7 3. HTC droid DNA, 8x 4. LG G3/G4, Lucid 2/3 5. Nokia Lumia 920/930 6. iPhone 5s/6/6 plus with wireless charging case 7. Moto 360. A 2-in-1 micro USB + lightning cable is included for wired charging of android or apple devices. Slim high-capacity battery built-in, custom-made 3.7V 10,000 mAh lithium-polymer battery can recharge phones and tablets on the go to boost their charge by ~7,500mAh, with the industry-leading efficiency of ~75%. The battery can be recharged rapidly via its micro USB port in 5-6 hours with proprietary 2A rapid charging technology. Smart USB ports. Each of the two USB ports automatically detects optimal charging speed for android or iOS devices at up to 2.1A. Intelligent protection against overcharge, overheat or short circuit. Exclusively from MobilePal (with FCC certification 2AEUJ-QIWI-g2) and backed by 1-year warranty. Be sure to find the official MobilePal mark on wireless power banks to avoid counterfeits. Note: for wireless charging, your phone must have a qi receiver. Recharge the device using USB adapter supporting 5v/2a output. If red led is off, press-and-hold power button for 3 secs to turn on wireless charging. To charge phones while recharging, you may need to press the power button once. To Samsung Galaxy Note 5/S6 Edge+ owners: all units in current inventory have been tested for compatibility with Note5/S6 Edge+.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Battery for Qi or USB Charging\n\nReview: I love this wireless Qi 10000 mAh battery pack/charger. When I put my iPhone 6 into a special Qi case, I can use this power pack as a desk charger, especially if I leave it connected to power, or as a no-fuss, on-the-go external battery. With 10000 mAh of power, you should expect multiple charges for a smart phone or a charge for a tablet. The two ports output 2.1 amps of power, enough to be compatible with an iPad.\n\nThe Qi technology charges more slowly than straight plug-in power, so you might want to use the included USB cable that splits on the other end nto microUSB and lightning pin connections, allowing you to use whichever is appropriate for your device. Although it's a small detail to include a cable like this, I really appreciate it. Of course, if your device is not Qi-compatible, you can always use the regular ports.\n\nThe construction seems solid and well-designed. Aesthetically, it's elegant, with black matte top and bottom, and a textured steel/chrome band around it. The surface is not much bigger than an iPhone 6, making it portable. A larger Samsung or iPhone 6 Plus will overhang the edges; however, there should be enough surface to balance on while charging. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: About Verus: Verus combines quality construction with pragmatic features and elegant design | great for any occasion: the iron Shield Series case is comfortable in any environment, whether it's a Black tie event or a trip to the store | feel confident in your fashion sense wherever you go-at least when it comes to your case | having your Cake (and eating it, too): No longer care about form over function | the iron Shield provides the perfect mix of both, supplying both safety and looks in a singular, thin and light Package | installation: separate the soft, TPU layer from the aluminum bumper before installing | insert your iPhone 6 device into the TPU layer before fitting both into the Metal frame | it's a quick and easy process that's painless and straightforward\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice Case, As Long As You Install It Correctly\n\nReview: This Verus aluminum bumper case with rubberized insert is a great looking and functional case -- as long as the metal band is properly fitted. (More on that later.) It is a minimalist case in that it doesn't offer extreme impact protection; however, the lip, sides, and back should offer enough protection for minor mishaps.\n\nThe Iron Shield case comes in two parts, and it's essential that users insert the phone correctly. You place the flexible silicone portion around the phone first, then slip the blue aluminum band in place over it. I had to install the metal band twice, however. The first time it partially covered the lightning pin port, and I couldn't charge it. I couldn't wiggle it to a better position, either. I removed the case and tried again. This time, everything lined up perfectly.\n\nI love that this case has enough of a lip to protect the iPhone 6 screen from a facedown drop. It covers the sides and back of the phone. When properly installed, the cut-outs leave the charging port, headphone jack, mute switch, camera, and Apple logo exposed. The bottom of the phone has a perforated area over the speaker. The volume buttons and lock buttons are covered with metal buttons in the aluminum bumper.\n\nThe aluminum frame seems a little too thin and bendable to weather a lot of insertions and extractions, so if you're the type of person to swap cases to vary the look of your phone or to use a battery case on occasion, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, this is a great looking case with a minimalist look. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: ZeroLemon MFi (Made for iPod, iPhone, iPad) 6 inch/15cm. Charge and Sync Cable.ZeroLemon means quality, innovation and reliability.6 inch/ 15cm cable. 100% Guaranteed Authentic MFi Certified by Apple. These cables meet or exceeded Apple’s quality standards and have been Apple Approved. Compatible with: iPhone Xs, iPhone Xs Max, iPhone XR, iPhone X, iPhone 8/8 plus, iPhone 7/7 Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 6/6s Plus /iPhone 6/6s, iPhone 5, 5S, 5C / iPad 4th Gen / iPad Air, Air 2/ iPad Mini, Retina Mini 3 / iPad Pro/ iPod Touch 5th Gen / iPod Nano 7th Gen.Services you’ve come to expect from a ZeroLemon product: The best build quality for all ZeroLemon Products. 30 days money back guarantee. Don’t like it? Send it back for a full no questions asked refund. 2 years manufacturer warranty protecting against any defects. ZeroLemon 100% Zero Defect Promise\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Option When You Need a Long Cable (4+ stars)\n\nReview: Thank goodness for Apple Mfi certified lightning cables like this ZeroLemon version since consumers can now choose various lengths and prices instead of relying on Apple. This cable is sturdy, well-made, and long, plus it plugs easily into any lightning pin device. The only downside -- and for this I subtracted a half-star -- is the thickness of the housing on the lightning pin end: you cannot use this cable with any case that covers the bottom of an iPhone. I have yet to find a non-Apple version with a small enough lightning pin cover.\n\nAnytime you use a longer than average cable for electronic, you run the risk of it not working well since the electrical impulses have to travel a longer distance. In the case, I found no noticeable difference between the syncing and charging capabilities of the ZeroLemon and the Apple cable I received with my iPad Air. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Super Slim Hard combines quality construction with unique features and modern design | Great for any occasion: the Super Slim Hard Series case is comfortable in any environment, make a fashion statement wherever you go | The Super Slim Hard combines the perfect mix of both protection and looks in a singular, thin and light weight package | Pocket-friendly slim design slides easily in and out of pockets and bags | Installation: simply point and insert either the top or the bottom of the phone into the case first and snap your iPhone 6 into place\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great If You Like Snap-On Hard Cases (4- Stars)\n\nReview: I'm generally not a fan of hard snap-on cases because I find the protection to be too minimal, but I admit that they can look great. This Verus super slim case in \"shine gold\" is no exception. It snaps onto the phone for an elegant matte gold look. It leaves all the ports and buttons exposed, including the entire bottom, and it displays the Apple logo on the back. The gold color is great for anyone who owns a gold iPhone 6 (or who wanted one) since it carries over the color that would otherwise be obscured with a covered back.\n\nAbout the only thing a snap-on case protects -- and this is true of the Verus -- is the back and sides from scratches and dings. The Verus frame curves a bit over the screen, but it doesn't have much of a lip to protect it from facedown drops. The grip is not quite as slick as some other brands I've tested. Because the case is hard plastic, though, it doesn't create a good grip. It's less slick than a bare phone, but not much.\n\nIf you like snap-on case designs, this is a simple yet elegant option. I give it 4- stars because there are better cases out there, even made by the same company. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Carry less during your morning jog, a day at work or a night on the town with our CandyShell Card case. Combining a side-loading slot for up to 3 cards with our patented dual-layer protection, it makes the perfect iPhone 6/6S card case. Our patented CandyShell is the best of both worlds: iPhone 6/6S cases that look as good as it protects. Its patented dual-layer construction absorbs shock to provide military-grade protection, yet it's slim enough to slide in and out of pockets with ease.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Five Stars for a Wallet Case, But Too Thick For Ordinary Use (5- stars)\n\nReview: With all the fears of bending the iPhone 6, many consumers are going to turn to hard cases like this one, especially if you're the type to travel light. The slot in the back of this case can take three cards (for example, driver's license, health insurance card, and credit card), plus a limited number of folded bills. It's perfect for use when you're going to a concert or party and don't want the bulk of a phone PLUS a wallet or hand bag.\n\nThe inside of the case is rubberized to minimize scratching. The outside is a glossy black hard plastic. I don't have any problem with it slipping out of my hand (yet!), but I imagine that may be an issue with people who often have sweaty palms or who otherwise are prone to dropping their phones, for whatever reason. The build quality is excellent.\n\nOf course, because there's a spot for cards, this case makes the iPhone 6 thicker, even when you aren't using it as a wallet. And because the piece between the phone is flexible, you could potentially bend the iPhone by trying to stuff too many things in the wallet portion. The last drawback applies to all wallet cases: if you have room for, say, three $20 bills when you leave the house, where are you going to put the change if it can only hold three bills?\n\nFor people who want a wallet case for their phones, this Speck CandyShell model is an excellent choice. Don't get this just as a case, however -- look for another model -- because you probably won't like the thickness. It is a specialty product, design for a specific purpose.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Sharp shooter looking for iPhone 6 cases? CandyShell Grip is the case for you. Taking our patented CandyShell protection and adding no-slip grips, this sleek case is perfect for getting the shot. CandyShell Grip's ridges run along the back and sides for a hold that's ideal for snapping pictures, plus one-handed and two-handed texting, gaming, shooting video and more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent Protection in a Relatively Slim Case\n\nReview: This combination hard plastic and rubberized material case is one of the best iPhone 6 cases I've seen, mostly because it maintains the slim feel of the phone while still providing good protection. I love how it looks -- and how it feels in my hand.\n\nThe exterior shell is a hard, glossy plastic that has just enough flex to insert the phone. On top of the gloss are thin, gray, rubberized strips that allow me to grip the phone without fear that it will slip out of my hands. Not surprisingly, the gloss picks up fingerprints, so I find myself frequently wiping the back of the phone to keep it nice-looking. I would say that there's a good 1/8 inch of case between the phone and the outside to absorb the shock of impact. I like how the case provides a lip around the screen to minimize the chance of screen breakage when the phone lands face-down.\n\nThe button covers are made exclusively of the rubberized material, and the case is thinner there, making the buttons more responsive than on some other cases. Unlike some brands, this Speck case does not come with a screen protector, so if that's a concern for you, remember to pick up one separately at the same time you buy the case.\n\nI have complete confidence that my iPhone would fare well if I dropped it in this case.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: World first 5 port usb desktop charger at 5V/8A, Simultaneously charge all your devices at full speed. 5 USB Ports Truely charge all your devices at fastest possible speed for tablets, phones, power banks and other USB devices. 5V / 8A total output. USB Output(iPad/U): 5V, 2A(Max) USB Output(Samsung/U): 5V, 2A(Max) USB Output(Universal): 5V, 1A(Max) Total Output: 5V, 8A(Max) Design Most Powerful USB Desktop charger on the marktet at super compact size (4.56x2.46x1.18in), Super long detachable power cord (5ft/1.5M) lets you plug into any stadard wall outlet and leave the usb charger on the desktop. Bolse At Bolse, we're fascinated by gadgets and have been customers ourselves long enough to know the difference between what's merely good and what's really great. No matter how quickly technology changes, Bolse can help you stay ahead of the pack. One-Year Limited Warranty\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fantastic Compact Charging Station\n\nReview: With the many electronic devices a lot of us own, finding a spot to charge all of them at once can be a challenge, and that's where this Bolse charger comes in. It plugs into the wall or surge protector with an approximately 5' long power cord and sits on a desk, table, nightstand, or any other flat surface. It has small rubber bumpers on the bottom, both to keep it in place and to protect wood surfaces. Two of the USB ports are powerful enough to charge an iPad while the other three are designated Universal (2) and Samsung (1).\n\nI've tried various charging stations with mixed results, and my favorites are strategically placed throughout the house. This Bolse one has such a small footprint that it's great for tight places. You can easily toss it inside a drawer when not in use. And it frees up USB port space on your computer for charging when you don't need to sync or otherwise connect the device to your computer. Its downside is that the cables sprout out from its sides, much the way they would when plugged into a USB hub. If you want something more organized, explore charging stations with places to hold devices.\n\nI like this charger for its small footprint, ease of storing, and power. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: iPhone 6 / 6S Screen Protector, Armtek 0.26mm Super Thin 2.5D Rounded Edges Premium Tempered Glass Screen Protector for 4.7-inch iPhone 6 / 6S [2-Pack]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Love This Tempered Glass Protector\n\nReview: I have tried several tempered glass screen protectors on the iPhone 6, and this is one of my two favorites. The clarity is excellent, and it does not have as much of a fingerprint issues as some other brands do. Even better, the retail price cannot be beat.\n\nSince a completely clean screen is essential for the application of any protector, this is the most time-consuming of the whole application process. Arktek provides three cleaning options: wet towel, dry towel, and sticky dust remover. Each one is tricky. You don't want to get the screen too wet with the wet wipe. And the dry wipe can leave small pieces of dust behind. And the sticky dust remover can leave a sticky residue. I cleaned my screen in the order listed, but I used each, especially the dust sticker, with moderation. After cleaning, the rest takes mere seconds. All you need to do is remove the backing of the protector, line it up on the phone, lower it, and press the protector in the center. The screen applies itself. I use this method on all glass screen protectors, regardless of the instructions supplied, and it always works like a charm. Oddly, though, the Artek had more initial non-contact points (\"bubbles') than other brands. I freaked out a little when I saw this; however, I was easily able to press out the spots.\n\nWith the screen protector in place, the iPhone is just as responsive as it was beforehand. The screen is just as sharp. Like my other favorite glass protector, this Arktek resists fingerprints more than many other brands. Yes, it just smudges -- any screen will -- but it is noticeably better than others. I don't have to constantly wipe the screen on my clothing.\n\nBecause of the iPhone 6 design, you will see the edges of this or any other screen protector. Nothing (yet) has been manufactured that can wrap around the curved edges. It is critical that you line up the protector so that none of the edges overlaps a curve since there will be no contact points. The protector will stay in place even if this happens; however, the edge will be more visible with its air pocket underneath.\n\nThis is a great option for anyone who wants to add another layer of protection between the iPhone screen and the world. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Over 70 smartphones and devices have Qi Wireless technology built into them. However, Apple has not joined into that program and knowing their history of creating proprietary technologies they are not likely to join the other major manufacturers who have all embraced Qi. Therefor Kyasi has developed a Qi adapter to work on your iPhone 5, iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. This adapter will plug into your power port and the charging coil will tuck neatly behind your current case. Almost any case will work with wireless charging, although the maximum of 3mm thickness is recommended for best charging. This ultra thin adapter is a ton of technology packed into a smart card. Another amazing Qi complaint device from the Kyasi Power to Go collection. IMPORTANT: Remember to use a Qi Adapter you need to insert it behind a case so that it works the best and you need a Qi Charger which is sold separately. Any Qi Compliant charger will work this the Kyasi Power to Go Adapter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lightning Pin Charging Connection, Plus Qi-Enabled Back (5- Stars)\n\nReview: When I bought a new Toyota with a wireless Qi charging platform, I was excited to try it out with my iPhone 6. First, though, I needed to make the phone Qi-enabled. I tried an Incipio battery case, and that didn't work at all because the metal button didn't come into contact with the flat surface. I tried a Qi-adapting case, but that didn't provide enough protection for the screen. My last effort was this Kyasi battery case, and it has exceeded my expectations, mostly because it's the first iPhone 6 battery case that I've tried that actually uses a lightning cable instead of a microUSB one. Thank you for that, Kyasi! But it also works for wireless Qi charging, albeit with limitations. Read on for that.\n\nThe Kyasi is a two-part case with the battery/lightning pin in one piece and a slide-on top that covers the power/lock button with cut-outs for the volume and mute buttons. The case is a matte black (I wish more manufacturers would use colors and less boring aesthetics!) with prominent branding on the back in silver -- hardly subtle. The case has a kickstand in back for those few times I use my phone for video.\n\nThis Kyasi battery case is about as slim and lightweight as the most slender on the market, although it obviously adds bulk and length. After all, a spare battery is piggybacking on your phone. The 3500 mAh battery is one of the most powerful I've seen on a case, and you'll get more than one full charge out of it. As with other battery cases, you'll have to use an audio jack extender for headphones (or use Bluetooth headphones) since the jack is deep inside the case. Unless your connector is slender, it likely won't fit inside.\n\nAs mentioned earlier, the lightning cable charging is something than manufacturers should have done long ago for newer iPhone cases but largely have not. For this reason, I get fewer errors with the Kyasi. In fact, I've yet to get a \"This device may not be supported\" message that I get periodically with other brands.\n\nThe Qi charging works, although I can tell only because my car Qi control lights up. That's because the LED lights displaying charging in progress and the Qi connection button are on the back. You can't look at the back unless you disconnect from Qi charging. What's more, the phone itself won't charge unless you press the Qi button since it doubles as power/on button and Qi charging connection. When you charge the battery case, it defaults to charging the case, not the phone, so you can't tell by looking at the screen. This strikes me as weird and an issue that needs to be addresed in future models. Even a tiny light on the front to indicate a successful charging connection would be welcome, but ideally the case should charge the phone first, as most other battery cases do. You could easily tell by the vibration and the icon on the screen that Qi was working.\n\nQi charging is much slower than normal lightning pin charging, but it's great if you can simply rest your phone on a charging pad/mat and not worry about plugging it in. It's a convenience factor more than it is efficient.\n\nDespite my criticisms, I love this Kyasi battery case. I considered giving it only four stars, but then the star rating wouldn't have reflected how much I like it. Note: I received a sample for review.","Product: The Kyasi Dimensions case is made for the Apple iPhone 6. This product features a fashionable and functional design and is easy to install to protect your beloved phone from damage. This case allows access to all buttons and ports for charging and other functions. Its lightweight design perfectly fits your phone and does not add extra bulk. The Kyasi Dimensions case effortlessly wipes clean for easy maintenance. This is one of the coolest cases available today. It is a perfect gift idea for anyone with an iPhone 6.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Minimalist Protection With a Distinctive Look (5- Stars)\n\nReview: I love this minimalist case. It offers just enough protection to keep it from scuffs and gentle drops, but not so much that it ruins the slender feel of the iPhone 6. Plus, it looks great. The red-and-black design is striking. I love the textured cube design on the back panel and the cut-out to display the Apple logo.\n\nTo insert, you line up the phone with the left side of the case and press into place, then repeat with the right side. The sides are just flexible enough for easy insertion. All the cut-outs line up perfectly. The lip rises only slightly higher than the screen, and this is the only possible protection issue. I don't know how well the screen would fare with a face-down fall.\n\nIf you want the most basic kind of protection to keep the iPhone slim, yet want a little distinction in your case, give the Kyasi one a try. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: This iPhone 6S case is sleak and stylish and fits snugly to the iPhone 6S curves. All of our iPhone accessories are built with style and durability in mind and is a must have. Protect your investment today with a French Bull iPhone 6S cover. Also compatible with iPhone 6\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Wild Pattern To Personalize Your iPhone 6\n\nReview: This simple case with pizzazz is a nice way to personalize the look of your iPhone 6 without adding bulk. Because the blue sides are flexible, it's easy to insert the phone. The cut-outs match the controls perfectly, although the thinness of the case leaves little protection around the camera lens. There is a thin lip of material around the screen to protect it from a face--down drop, but, again, it's not a lot. Of course, by covering the sides and back, the case still does a good job of protecting the phone body from scratches and dings. This is NOT an impact protection case, however. I like that the blue edge provides some grip to the case.\n\nThe real reason to buy this case is the design, a sort of wildly hypnotic and colorful pattern. The product photo does a good job of reproducing the actual colors. If you want a minimal case but want something different, this may be your case. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: About Verus: Verus combines quality construction with pragmatic features and elegant design | great for any occasion: the crucial bumper Series case is comfortable in any environment, whether it's the office or the outdoors | you'll never feel out of place-at least when it comes to your phone | having your Cake (and eating it, too): No longer care about form over function | the crucial bumper provides the perfect mix of both, supplying both safety and looks in a singular, thin and light Package | installation: simply point and insert either the top or the bottom of the phone into the case First, and snap your Apple device into place | it's a quick and easy process that's painless and straightforward\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Minimalist Case for a Feminine Look\n\nReview: This relatively simple case offers minimal but important protection to an iPhone 6. It has a decent rim around the screen to protect it from a facedown drop, and it covers the sides and back of the phone with a combination TPU and silicone case. Because it's a slender case, it's not going to give you huge protection if you are prone to dropping your phone; however, it should offer enough security for less accident-prone people. The rounded corners should absorb some of the impact, and the rest of the case will protect the phone (except for the screen) against scratches and dings.\n\nI really like how the white plastic rounds the back of the case to provide white accents against the cotton candy pink. The pink area is lightly ribbed to give it attractive texture and a bit of grip, although the case is still a little slippery. I don't like that the mute button is hard to access -- still, I can get to it.\n\nThis case fits tightly, with all ports properly exposed. It would look best with a white iPhone for a feminine look. My space gray phone looks pretty good in it, though. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Apple Watch Magnetic charging cable makes charging your Apple Watch effortless. Compatible with Apple Watch Series 1, Series 2 and Series 3.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bonafide Apple-Branded Charger Cable\n\nReview: Because I travel a lot, it's a pain to have only one charging cable for my Apple Watch. I had to plug and unplug my one charger from the charging dock I use -- and I always ran the risk of forgetting to add it to my bag with my other extra cables. I bought this to keep plugged into my four-port USB wall charger so I can always be sure that I'll have it with the others.\n\nMine arrived in an Apple-branded box just as I would have found in a store, so I know that it's not counterfeit. Unlike the charger that came with my Series 2 watch, this charger is not white all the way around and instead has a silver-colored band around the outside, with a white top and bottom. It works exactly as the one that came with the watch does.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: FIBRUM PRO provides a full system to start exploring the exciting world of virtual reality right away with your smartphone. FIBRUM PRO is a comfortable, portable virtual reality headset bundled together with more than 20 Fibrum VR apps available in Google Play, App store, & Windows Phone Store. Compatible with Google Cardboard apps, you have unlimited opportunities to enjoy VR. FIBRUM PRO's ultra-lightweight and compact design makes it easy to take the experience wherever you go and share with friends. Head tracking technology puts you inside the action! And, unlike others, FIBRUM PRO uses high quality glasses lenses for optimal viewing with 110-degree field of vision.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: It Works for VR -- But Apps Are Lame\n\nReview: This Fibrum VR set works as advertised and fits my iPhone 6; however, it is uncomfortable compared to a much less expensive headset I own. The apps it provides are lame at best -- more on the upsell later. Although the straps adjust nicely in two directions for a good fit, the nose piece gets uncomfortable quickly. There's no padding around the face, just a thin piece of rubberized material to keep out light from the sides. The arms that hold the phone in place are so tight that they sometimes lock my phone as I'm sliding it in place, and I have to start over.\n\nYou have to set up a Fibrum account using the code that comes with the headset to access the Fibrum apps. The apps allow minimal control from the headset -- the ones I've tried allow me to start them, nothing else -- and even when I connect to the device from within the app, all that changes is a discount on the cost of the app. The apps are not even worth the discounted $.99, let alone the full price of $1.99. The VR apps are more like short cartoons than anything else. When I first signed up, I could find only 9 available apps for iOS, although Fibrum has added a handful of others in recent days, so they are increasing, although not improving. The user interface is clunky, too. Instead of having a Fibrum app from which you sign in once and access the apps, you have to navigate to the website on your phone, sign in, select the OS (it always defaults to Android regardless of the account, which is a pain for iOS users), select an app, go to the App or Google Play store to download, connect the app with your account in the settings . . . and start. Of course, once you have the app, it should start up immediately, although sometimes I've gotten an ad for another app when I do. The Pro account gives you 364 days usage.\n\nThe only reason to get this headset over another, lesser price pair would be for the apps, and they simply aren't worth it, especially since it appears that they will disappear from your phone after a year. (The apps have a countdown.) I plan to use this headset for other VR applications, and for those it will work well, although not as comfortably as I'd like.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Toddy Gear was founded by Todd Gabel as the beginning of an extraordinary, worldwide movement to clean every gadget, every screen, and color the world. Toddy Gear's Ready, Set, Cheer! line can help you express your Olympic and national loyalties with a variety of flag-pattern prints. The Toddy Gear Smart Cloth is a functional and fashionable microfiber cloth carefully crafted for effective, scratch-free cleaning of extremely sensitive surfaces. This stylish double-sided wonder cloth has a plush microfiber that doesn't just spread dirt and oil from your fingerprints around on your e-screens. It whisks them away with a couple of simple swipes, leaving you with that 'out of the box', clean feeling - and nothing feels better than a brand new gadget with that out of the box, clean feeling! Flip your Toddy Gear over, and the silky, decorated side polishes your device even further, while its tactile pleasantness tempts you to just rub it against your face like your beloved childhood blankie. Machine-washable and dryable on low heat. The AEGISMicrobe Shield protects against germs mildew and mold between launderings. The Toddy Gear Smart Cloth was developed to clean the world's e-screens effortlessly, effectively, and with a style that's totally fierce. Once you have got one, it will never leave your side!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sturdy Microfiber and Terry Cleaning Cloth (4+ stars)\n\nReview: Every since I bought into the smart phone and tablet game, I can never have too many cleaning clothes. Some I've lost because they are too small and easy to misplace. Others are made of low-quality microfiber that either doesn't do the job or feels awful. When I find one I like -- and I do have a few brands that I do -- I make sure to hang onto them. This Toddy Gear cloth is one of the good guys.\n\nBecause the \"smart cloth\" is made with two fabrics, one on each side, the cloth is thicker than most, making it easier to handle. At 5\" x 7\", it's also the perfect size to wrap around my iPhone 5 when I stick it in my purse or briefcase. I have the German flag version (not by choice), and the colors are the only thing I don't like about the cloth. They are too bright and too stark for my taste. Toddy Gear makes so many other fun designs that I recommend looking at them all before deciding.\n\nAlthough the instruction say that the terry side is for cleaning and the microfiber is for polishing, both do a good job of cleaning, the primary reason to get one of these. (The terry side may be slightly better at absorbing oils. I haven't noticed a difference.) The cloth is well-made, with even stitching all the way around the outside, and it is much better than most cleaning clothes. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Looking to protect your iPhone 5 without the added weight? V7 Flex Slim iPhone 5 case provides the every-day protection for your iPhone5 from those minor drops, shocks and scratches. The slim-line design makes it ultra-light and the rubberized flexible snap on construction allows for a seamless fit around your iphone5. Slip your iPhone 5 in the matte finish case and experience the peace of mind that your investment is protected. The robust design provides excellent shock absorption and protection from damaging UV light and allows for the full access to all of your iPhone5 ports and buttons.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Absolute Favorite iPhone Case!\n\nReview: I have tried a lot of iPhone cases, from Amazon Basics to Belkin (practically the whole line) to LifeProof, and this V7 Extreme Guard case is my favorite. It offers great protection AND great looks -- in my mind, the perfect marriage of form and function. I like mine so much that I wish I had several different colors!\n\nThe phone slips into place with almost no effort. The case is semi-flexible, which allows some free play when inserting it. The rubberized sides curve inward in the middle to give a slim, comfortable grip, but the case then curves outward to thicker bumpers on the corners and top/bottom. The hard, glossy back --in my case in pearlized pink--bows out a to create a cushion to the back of the phone. Except at the center, the case provides about a 1/4 of rubberized protection on all sides but the face. The face gets little protection, however, since the lip around it barely raises off the phone, and the face is completely exposed. The interior is completely rubberized. There's a strange little cutout on the back that I assume helps release air to make the insertion and extraction of the phone easier.\n\nI was worried at first that I wouldn't be able to get to the mute button since it is so deeply in its hole; however, I was able to get my index finger in there with no effort. My husband, too, with his bigger fingers, could easily operate the switch. Still, people with thick fingers might find the lack of an outer, case-imbedded button (like the volume control and the on/off buttons on this model) a huge disadvantage. The audio jack cutout could be an issue if you use some models of headphones/earbuds with either short jacks or wide bases. The hole accommodates both the Apple ear pods and my usual Ultimate Ears set. My Sennheiser noise canceling set fits in the jack but just barely. The built-in volume control and the on/off buttons work well. The speaker holes and, of course, the back camera are exposed.\n\nI love that the rubberized sides offer a good grip but that the back is glossy and smooth to allow me to slip it in and out of my pocket. Yes, the Extreme Guard makes the phone more bulky than some of the more slender cases, but it also gives more protection without going to the ultra-fat OtterBox extremes. Especially for the price, this is an outstanding value for an iPhone 5 case. (Note: I received a sample to review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Amplim IML (TM) Key Features: The gorgeous Amplim IML (TM) iPhone 5 cover with fade resistant pattern is the result of high definition printing and creative designing. The high quality polycarbonate and ABS plastic means that you can carry your iPhone 5 around without the fear of damaging it. In addition, the form-fitting and elegant cover fits your iPhone 5 like a glove and protects from scratches, dirt, minor drops and daily wear and tear. Choose from three vivid designs to suit your style or pick all three for a refreshing personality every day! The high-gloss finish complements your iPhone and will earn you compliments. Compatibility: The Amplim IML is compatible with all Apple iPhone 5 models: - Apple iPhone 5 for AT&T - Apple iPhone 5 for Verizon - Apple iPhone 5 for Sprint - Apple iPhone 5 for T-Mobile - US or International Apple iPhone 5 - Unlocked versions of Apple iPhone 5. 100% Risk Free Purchase: The Amplim IML is guaranteed to fit your new iPhone 5. Amplim will send you a free replacement if for some reason the case does not fit your new iPhone 5.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I Like the Geometric Design!\n\nReview: This white, gray, black, and red snap-on case gives my phone a distinctive look while giving it minimal protection. You aren't going to get high-impact protection from this Amplim case, but it will protect the back and sides of your iPhone 5 from scratches and dings. There isn't much of a lip (just a hair) to keep the screen from hitting the ground when dropped face down. The areas at the top and the bottom of the phone are completely cut out to expose the speakers, audio jack, lightning connection, and power/lock button. The area around the mute and volume buttons is also completely exposed. The back has an ample cut-out, ringed in black to minimize glare, for the camera.\n\nThe geometric design is a little lighter than it appears in the product photo, but I like it even better that way. The white plastic base ensures that it will look great on a white iPhone, and the black/gray accents match the black version. Win/win.\n\nIf you want minimal protection plus an individual look for your phone, this case is a nice option. If, however, you don't like single piece snap-on cases, then this is definitely not for you, no matter how nice it looks. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: iPhone 6 Case, Fenix Full-Body Protection Heavy Duty Case. Dual Layer Hybrid Cover. Impact Resistant Bumpers. For iPhone 6 (4.7 inch) (Slim Fit) Hot Pink / Black\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Love This Case!\n\nReview: This pink Fenix case for the iPhone 6 adds a bit of pizzazz to the phone while still giving it moderate protection -- in fact, better protection than many minimalist cases. It's made of semi-rigid and rigid plastic, the first so you can insert the phone and the second to protect from sharp objects and, to some degree, bending. The case has a lip that rises a fraction of an inch above the glass screen to give it some protection if the phone is dropped face down. The rounded corners should absorb some of the shock of impact if dropped that way. And the volume and lock buttons are completely covered and usable through the case.\n\nThe cut-out circle on the back displays the Apple Logo. Other cut-outs for headphones, charging, and speakers match well with the device.\n\nI really like this case for its splash of color and the dramatic contrast between the pink and the black. It looks great, doesn't add much bulk to the iPhone, and works as well as any slender case can. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Aduro tempered glass screen protector is made with specially processed glass to protect the screen of your device from drops and scratches by effectively absorbing the impact. Our Ultra Sensitive Touch Technology allows you to freely navigate your device.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Screen Protector, But Works With Only Some Cases\n\nReview: Most people who use a tempered glass screen protector will also put their iPhone 6 into a case of some sort. Your satisfaction with this or any other curved edge protector is going to depend highly on the case you use. If you keep your phone outside of a case or have a malleable edge case, you'll love this.\n\nThe curved glass of the iPhone 6, while elegant without protection, causes some anxiety in those of us who want extra protection while maintaining the native elegance. Flat screen protectors show visible lines, and they must be aligned perfectly or else an overhanging edge won't completely stick. The Aduro Shatterguardz solves the curved edge issue by creating a fake iPhone frame around central clear glass. This allows the protector to curve and stick to the phone with supporting metal. (The glass itself doesn't curve.) While the effect is great on a bare iPhone, it can be a waste of money for any case that tightly grips the curved edges. I have yet to find a battery case that won't snap off a curved protector, and it will do the same to this one. Likewise, any case that requires you to slide in your phone or snap it inside will either remove the protector or press into it so that your phone can run amok. Trust me on this last -- I had one protector that dialed people I hadn't spoken to in years and took over my apps, opening one window after the other. This Aduro edge-to-edge screen protector is best to use with cases that have rubberized/silicone edges that give a little. If you can flip up the area surrounding your screen with minimal effort, you should be fine.\n\nThis Aduro screen protector applies almost effortlessly. The curved edges make it much easier to align than a flat protector, simply because you can feel when it's in place. After preparing the phone properly by removing all smudges and dust particles, remove the backing and lower the protector onto the phone. Tap the center, and watch it adhere. I had a small area that needed a slight push to get full contact, but it worked.\n\nIf you switch cases a lot or have one that fits rigidly around the screen edges, you'd be better off with a flat screen protector. Otherwise, the Aduro edge-to-edge is a great choice. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: General Specs Brand & Model Marozi MZ1 Screen Size 5.0 inch Touchpad Technology 5-point capacitive QHD IPS touch screen,960*540 pixels Operating System Android 4.4 OS Processor Type/CPU Type MTK6592 Octa Core CPU Manufacturer MediaTek CPU Speed/Processor Clock Speed Clock at 1.7GHz GPU Mali-450MP RAM 1GB DDR3 (985 MB left When Test By Software) Hard Drive Capacity 8GB (1.14GB Internal Storage(ROM) + 5.02GB Phone Storage+ System Used) Extend Card Supports an external TF card up to 32GB (not included) Antutu Score 23555 Additional Features/Functions Bluetooth Support GPS Support Voice Control Support FM Support Camera Front 5.0 MP, back 8.0 MP dual camera with flashlight G-Sensor 3-Side G-Sensor Games 3D games Communications Networking GSM 850/900/1800/1900MHz WCDMA 850/2100MHz Wireless Connection IEEE 802.11b/g/n Supported Formats Video 3GP/MPEG4 Audio MP3/WAV/AMR/AWB Picture JPEG/BMP/GIF/PNG/GIF Ebook TXT/CHM/DOC/HTML Battery & Power Battery Type 2800 mAh Talk time: 150-180 (Unit:Mins) Standby time: 120-180 (Unit:Hour) Voltage Required Output:5V 1A, Input: 100-240V Input/ Output Connectors USB Port 1 x 3.5MM standard interface SIM Card Slot Dual sim card dual standbyl (1*GSM/1*WCMDA) Audio Port 1 x 3.5mm Headphone jack Card Slot 1 x TF card slot Product Details Dimensions 145.6*70.9*7.5mm Net Weight 100g Gross Weight 390g Color white Whats in the box 1*mobile phone 1*Battery 1*USB Cable 1*Earphone 1*Charger 1*Case 1*Slim Leather Case 1*Users manual\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dual-SIM Android Phone -- Great Value (5- Stars)\n\nReview: This unlocked, dual-sim, GSM, Android cellphone is a great choice for anyone who wishes to have two different numbers (SIM cards), especially when traveling internationally. It works with all four GSM frequencies, which means it should work on all GSM networks. So far, I've only used mine on ATT (T-Mobile also uses GSM, but not Verizon and Sprint), and it works well. To insert SIM cards, you just need to lift out the battery, insert the card in either position, and return the battery to its position. Of course, you'll need to activate the SIM card on the card's network in question, whether you're using a domestic or international SIM card. For example, if you insert an ATT card, ATT will have to activate it for you, but if you pop in the European company Orange's SIM, then it will have to activate that one through them. You manage your SIM cards in the settings section of the phone.\n\nLike all smart phones, this phone uses data, either on the cellular network or via WiFi. If you already have an Android tablet or phone, the interface will be familiar to you. Users of other operating systems (or those who have never used a smart phone) will find it easy enough to navigate once they've spent a little time with the phone. Almost everything is intuitive.\n\nSize-wise, it's a little thicker than the iPhone 6 but a hair thinner than the iPhone 5. The outer dimensions are larger than the iPhone 6, with the usable screen about 1/4\" longer and 1/4\" wider. The battery life is pretty good, although a lot depends on how you use it.\n\nThe backing of this phone is a white, thin plastic that can be easily popped off but which feels cheap -- like a $5 phone case. That said, you can't see this until you take the back off. (For an unlocked GSM phone at this price point, let alone one with dual SIM slots, a few inexpensive components should be expected.) The phone, when assembled, looks sleek with an attractive front and sharp display. The outward facing camera is good, at 8 MP, and the selfie-facing one is less sharp, as is the case with most, if not all, cellphone cameras. Because this is an Android phone, you have access to the Google Play Store for your favorite apps, although it comes with several pre-loaded.\n\nThe phone comes with a charging microUSB cable, ear buds, and a white folio case that replaces the current back with the one attached to the case.\n\nDespite the revelation of the plastic backing, I'm impressed with Marazi's build quality and versatility. I especially like its aesthetics -- it's thin and sleek. When I took this into the ATT store to get a SIM card, the rep said, \"What IS this phone? It looks nice.\" Yeah, it does. And it is. It's obviously not a high-end smart phone, but it is a nice one nonetheless. Note: I received a free sample for testing and review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Before I say anything else I have to say that this is one well made sturdy product. I could tell that the moment I held it in my hands. No problem putting my phone in and it looked really classy, or as my Teenage granddaughter would say, \"Sweet!\" It did a great job of covering and I still had easy access to everything. I love the color red of this one. It's different and very classy as well. Could pass for a delicate purse. Very nice looking. The Leather feel is nice, I find myself rubbing over it from time to time just to feel it. All in all a very good product that I am happy to recommend to you. -Shirley Priscilla Johnson This may be the most splendidly gorgeous iPhone 6 case ever designed. Its like first noticing a beautiful woman, then looking away, because you dont want to stare. But then you look back again because you cant help yourself. This Arezio Leather-look iPhone 6 case has the look, feel and presence of a work of art. Its argyle patterned, stitched leather-look detailing is simply exquisite in black with just the right sheen and accents of gold tone trim. If this case were available in dark blue, I would be tempted to buy an additional iPhone 6. That's how beautiful this case really is. It fits my iPhone 6 like a glove with appropriate openings for lightning cable connection, headset and speaker. This case does not compromise the thin profile of iPhone 6, which is important to me. Its easy to pick up and comfortable to hold. Also, the case material allows me to slide the phone easily into and out of my pocket. There is so much to like about this case, and I highly recommend it. -Richard Kenyada The black pu leather looks and feels like the real thing. The gold is around the edge and openings and looks very nice. Sort of retro. The case looks nice and does its job well. Anyone interested in the retro look, this is a great pick. -Annie Flowers\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Elegant Case With a Design Flaw\n\nReview: This is a gorgeous-looking case with a major design flaw: the exterior buttons are attached to the case using a thin piece of paper tape. Mine arrived with that strip partially detached. Even though I pressed the buttons/tape back in place, it's like that the strip will tear off sometime in the near future if I remove/insert the phone multiple times. I have tried a lot of iPhone cases, and I've never seen what looks like a temporary application of buttons.\n\nBecause the bumper portion of the case curves around the edges -- an excellent design choice -- you must detach the backing from the bumper before attaching the case to the phone. You place the backing against the phone, then apply the bumper from the top. Make sure that the bumper is fully snapped into place all the way around; otherwise, the case will fall apart. The phone will not fit inside the case if you try to insert it from the top because there's no give to the bumper.\n\nI really like the quilted leather back of the case. It feels good in my hand and offers a nice grip to keep it sliding out of my hand. The gold trim against black makes the case look both elegant and distinctive.\n\nIf you plan to insert your phone once and never change cases, this is a four-star, maybe even five-star, product. If Arezio had attached the button permanently to the case, I would have easily given this case five stars. Note: I received a free sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: If you have an EZ-Pass, then you need the EZ-Clip. A perfect fit for New York, New Jersey, Maine, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina and Virginia EZ-Pass. This product compares to the E-Zpal holder. It will fit New Hampshire Ez-pass as well. The EZ-Clip allows you to firmly mount your EZ-Pass to your windshield without using permanent Velcro adhesives. Instead, EZ-Clip attaches with dual suction cups, so it''s easy to install, easy to remove, and easy to switch between vehicles.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Best Way to Attach EZ-Pass\n\nReview: I had a black version of this for years to hold my EZ-Pass, but after I lost one of the suction cups, I needed to replace it. I bought this off-white one because it was cheaper than the black at the time, and neither is particularly attractive. Yes, this sometimes falls off the windshield when it's particularly hot or cold; however, it stays on most of the time -- even more reliably than my GPS. The nice thing about this holder is that you don't have to permanently attach your EZ-Pass using the adhesive method. When you buy a new car, you simply register the new car with the system and switch over your EZ-Pass. The only thing I've noticed that has changed in 10 or so years is the flexibility of the suction cups. The newer version seems stiffer and therefore possibly more prone to falling off. So far, I haven't had that happen; however, if it does, I'll return to update my review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: JONES NORAH COME AWAY WITH ME\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I love this CD!\n\nReview: Norah Jones has a gorgeous, smoldering voice that carries this CD with real authority. Although she obviously needs some maturation when it comes to her own songwriting (\"Come Away With Me\", \"Nightingale\"), her interpretation of other songwriters can be stunning. My favorites are \"Don't Know Why,\" \"Cold Cold Heart\", \"Turn Me On,\" and \"The Nearness of You.\" As other reviewers have noted, the CD could have used a greater variety of tempos/songs, but Jones's voice is so distinctive and heartfelt that after a few listenings, I hardly cared. My opinion went from four stars to five.\nWhile this CD is categorized as jazz, there is a definite country western influence. Normally, I would be turned off by these undertones, but somehow Jones pulls it off, proving that she is a real talent to watch. I highly recommend this CD if you love female vocalists - jazz, pop, country western - and to be introduced to a singer who will certainly make her mark on the music scene for years to come.","Product: Swollen Members ~ Very Best Of\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Collection for Fans\n\nReview: Macy Gray's cartoon sexy voice has both its detractors and its fans. I happen to be one of those fans, as her vocals cannot be mistaken for anyone else even though at times she sounds like one of the blues queens of the jazz age. The biggest drawback of this CD is that Gray does not have the body of work yet to put together a first-rate \"best of\" album, let alone a \"very best\" one.\n\n\"When I See You\" is one of my favorite songs because of the perfect balance between Gray's voice and the instruments. \"Boo\" showcases Gray's unusual voice more because of its low-profile instrumentals and plaintive lyrics. \"Love is Gonna Get You\" is perhaps Gray's best known song, although her voice sounds even more funky here than on the other tracks. The two versions of \"Sexual Revolution\" are worth duplicating, as the first starts out slow then builds into an exuberant, catchy, upbeat track while the radio version starts right with the chorus. Why Gray included the two \"versions\" of \"I've Committed Murder\" is less clear as Mos Def's rap makes the song completely unrecognizable; neither of the two is memorable enough to be included.\n\nThis CD is a good introduction to Macy Gray, and fans of her music will appreciate the compilation even if it is uneven. Those who dislike her distinctive sound are not likely to be won over even by a \"best of\" album. -- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: After a three year wait, rock balladeers augie march are back with a new album called 'moo, you bloody choir' Following 2000's 'sunset studies' and 'strange bird' in 2002, 'moo' is augie march's most accomplished record to date - the mazing record they have always threatened to deliver. The album was produced by australian studio legend paul mckercher, eric drew feldman (pj harvey/captain beefheart) and the band and was mixed by mark howard (bob dylan's 'out of time').Triple j and community radio have given huge support to first single 'one crowded hour'. Sony. 2006\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Cross Between Bob Dylan and Coldplay\n\nReview: Since alternative music can be almost anything these days, let's get Augie March's style out of the way: the music tends toward the mellow, the kind of music you would play when alone with a lover, or with a small group of friends, instead of at a party. It's I-don't-mind-being-alone music. It's not rowdy, or even upbeat, not even on some of the faster tempo tracks.\n\nIf you're still reading this review, then you'll like this Australian group that sounds like a cross between Bob Dylan (a comparison they seem to welcome) and Coldplay. Lead singer Glenn Richards's croons more than he rocks, although in \"Passing Through,\" one of the few up-tempo songs, he tries the latter - and his voice disappears. Listeners will have to read the lyrics while listening if they hope to learn them. My favorite tracks are (because of the music, not the lyrics): \"One Crowded Hour,\" \"Stranger Strange,\" and \"Clockwork.\" \"Bottle Baby\" is too blatantly an attempt to channel Dylan, and I really dislike it for that. Much of the music on this CD has melancholy overtones, although a few try to break free.\n\nIf you like more mellow alternative music, give \"Moo, You Bloody Cow\" a chance.","Product: Double vinyl LP pressing. 2009 release from the quirky but melodic singer/songwriter. Swiftly picking up popularity with his fifth album The Mysterious Production of Eggs, Andrew Bird then signed with Fat Possum Records for his 2007 highly anticipated follow-up record Armchair Apocrypha. Now he stands poised with this new record, which he spent most of 2008 working on. 14 tracks.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: As Eclectic as Always, Bird Strikes Again\n\nReview: Listeners familiar with Andrew Bird's music may fear what Noble Beast has to offer when they listen to the first track, which seems more folk music than alternative pop/rock. However, the skipping percussion and the offbeat lyrics hint that Bird is still his own musician, composing and playing the music that interests him, even if it varies from song to song.\n\nIf \"Oh No\" is reminiscent in sound to sixties music, then \"Masterswarm\" is his tribute to Latin music. \"Effigy\" features Bird's trademark looping in an Irish sounding intro. \"Not a Robot But a Ghost\" sounds like cartoon, techno theme when it begins. All these songs, however, morph into Bird's unique style through his melancholy voice and strange, if not downright bizarre, lyrics and word riffs. All these songs bear repeat listening as they've all grown on me, even those I didn't like the first time around. My favorite tracks are \"Not A Robot, But a Ghost,\" \"Masterswarms,\" and \"Natural Disaster,\" although I find most of the tracks addictive in a way Andrew Bird fans know all too well.\n\nFor those put off by the strange pairings of words that Bird uses: he is all about sound and how it can loop on itself. The lyrics are no different; they contribute to the sound as though another instrument added to the others. Once you understand this about Bird's music, it all slips into place.\n\nAlthough I probably don't (yet) like Noble Beast as much as I do <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Armchair-Apocrypha/dp/B000MV9A1C/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Armchair Apocrypha</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Andrew-Bird-the-Mysterious-Production-of-Eggs/dp/B00070Q7VY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs</a>, I find much to enjoy, listen after listen.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: 2009 release. In the two years since the release of their 2007 debut, Manchester Orchestra have played over 300 shows and made fans across the globe. They have toured in support of Kings of Leon, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Brand New, Say Anything and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. They have performed at festivals around the world including Coachella, Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Reading / Leeds (UK) and Laneway (Australia). While the debut was an attention-getting shot across the bow, Mean Everything To Nothing, produced by Joe Chicarelli (My Morning Jacket, The Raconteurs, The Shins), presents a substantial leap forward in sonic textures and song craft.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: \"Orchestra\"? Kickin' Indie Rock Band!\n\nReview: On \"Mean Everything to Nothing,\" Manchester Orchestra is like Nirvana stoked on Red Bull. The strange, infectious mix of near-screeching vocals, driving melodies, and sometimes cryptic lyrics hooked me from the beginning of \"The Only One\" all the way to the last track, \"The River.\" The band always seems on the verge of exploding from the force of their own music, yet they hold on, leading to some excellent songs.\n\nThe opening \"The Only One\" starts with a whine, both electronically and vocally, but then quickly rockets into a catchy, upbeat song about \"the passive power of the truth.\" \"Shake it Out\" continues with an edgy, club sound that begs for a party. Other memorable tracks are \"I've Got Friends,\" \"My Friend Marcus,\" and \"The River.\" Some songs address a yearning for the spiritual, while just as many find their angst elsewhere.\n\nThe CD is not perfect, however. Lead singer Andy Hull doesn't have the range and control to pull off the quiet moments the way, say, Chris Martin of Coldplay can, and some of the lyrics *seem* as though they should make sense, but don't. Despite these flaws, I've listened to this CD numerous times without growing tired of it.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Not your basic label. UltraHold permanent adhesive is guaranteed to stick and stay put on cardboard, envelopes, paper, glass or metal. Avery address labels won't lift, curl or fall off like other brands. Quickly and easily create your own personalized labels. No more jams or smudges with Avery shipping labels. Bright white labels are optimized for laser printers so you can effortlessly print bold bright colors and clear sharp text. Reuse boxes and block out markings and mistakes with the opaque backing of these white labels that feature TrueBlock technology, which covers up everything underneath the adhesive labels. Easily customize these printable labels with thousands of free templates and designs at avery.com/templates. You can upload your logo, graphics and more. This pack of shipping labels is great for shipping and mailing jobs, as well as for creating custom labels for gift tags, crafting, party favors and more. These address labels are optimized for laser printers, and it's easy to personalize your printable labels with logos, graphics or images using the free shipping labels template and designs at avery.com/templates.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good labels, with one small issue\n\nReview: I've been using labels of this size under the brand of a national office box store, and in one notable way, the Avery product is superior. These labels have a dark underside (\"TrueBlock\") which successfully masks what's underneath, making them perfect for covering a previous label on a box. My box store brand labels are more translucent, something I accepted without thought until I tried these labels. Since I reuse a lot of boxes, I won't be going back to the more generic kind, even though they, too, may be manufactured by Avery. Both print on my laser printer without smearing. Both look crisp. But only these Avery labels are completely opaque.\n\nFor users of Microsoft Word, you can use the Label Wizard to set up printing, or you can go to the company's web site to download the label templates.\n\nThe only thing that I didn't like about these labels is their flimsy backing sheet, which doesn't affect the labels themselves but which makes it more difficult to line up the sheets in my printer. Every so often, I'll print one that is slightly crooked because the sheet didn't get held properly in place by the manual feed slots. This issue is not enough to make me return to the box store brand, but I wish Avery still used its heavier backing stock.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Gel Crystals Flex Rest Wrist Rest\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Durable -- and it really saves my wrist\n\nReview: I've owned the Fellowes Gel Flex Wrist Rest for three years now, and it still looks as good as the day I bought it. Because I spend hours in front of a computer, my whole arm, from wrist to shoulder, can ache without the proper support. Once I bought this gel pad, the wrist support alleviated the pain from my entire arm, probably because it immediately became more comfortable to rest my wrist. The feel is firm, with some give, and it curves wider near the top to accommodate the heel of the hand.\n\nInitially, I feared that the silicon exterior would burst, making a mess; however, I've dropped the pad more times than I can count, and nothing has happened. I highly recommend this wrist rest for anyone who spends more than an hour a day at the computer. While it cannot reverse carpal tunnel damage, it can prevent it.","Product: Black ink. Medium point. Blister card packaged. Fisher space pens write reliably under extreme conditions: over fingerprints, extreme cold -50 DegreeC, extreme heat +200 DegreeC, over wet paper, in a vacuum, upside down.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Replacement Ink For My 15-Year Old Sensa Pen!\n\nReview: I discovered a Fisher Sensa pen in my drawer that must be 15-20 years old but that had been my favorite pen for years. Of course, the ink had long run out, and I had never replaced it because I didn't know where to look. Since then, Amazon had come to sell almost everything, so I decided to see if I could find a replacement here. Although I shouldn't have be shocked, I was when I found this cartridge replacement. It fit perfectly inside my old pen (don't throw out the spring in yours because this doesn't come with one), and I can once again jot notes while I'm lying on my back using my Sensa pen with its gel grip.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The hl-2270dw is a compact, monochrome laser printer with built-in wireless and ethernet network interfaces for small office or home office printer sharing. it features a fast print speed up to 27ppm, automatic duplex printing for two-sided documents, and up to 2400 x 600 dpi resolution for high-quality output. in addition, the printer’s stylish, space-saving design fits virtually anywhere.the hl-2270dw provides flexible paper handling via an adjustable, 250-sheet capacity tray and a manual by-pass slot for printing thicker media. it also offers a high-yield 2,600-page replacement toner cartridge to help lower operating costs and a toner save mode for less critical business documents.What's in the box: Brother HL-2270DW Compact B/W Laser Printer with Wireless Networking & Duplex, Starter Toner Cartridge (700 Pages), DR420 Drum Unit, CD-ROM - User's Manual and Printer Drivers, AC Power Cord, Quick Set-Up Guide and 1-Year Limited Warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Economical Laser Printer, with Extra Features, for Macs and PCs\n\nReview: I have been using Brother laser printers for years now, and I chose this model to replace my HL-2040 because of the wireless and automatic duplex printing features, although it has other advantages as well. It comes with a CD-ROM to install the Mac and PC drivers and that contains the documentation in several languages, a power cable, and a starter toner cartridge that will print up to 700 pages. I had my printer up and running on my wireless network in fifteen minutes.\n\nLike other Brother printers, the HL2270DW is fairly lightweight, although it feels much more substantial than many single-purpose inkjet printers. The print quality, especially without the toner saver option selected, is excellent. Even the toner saver option produces documents with decent contrast. To learn about all the features and how to use them, you'll have to read the documentation on the CD under the header of your platform, PC or Mac. You select the print options/features through the on-screen menu of your printer. Unfortunately, because the unit itself in no-frills, it does not have a display screen to let you know the current settings.\n\nUnfortunately, this printer is what I call a \"disposable printer\" because once the drum needs to be replaced, it's sometimes more cost-effective to replace the printer than replace the drum, although you can try a generic or third-party drum unit, most of which are priced well below the brand-name ones. I've always been leery of doing this myself, but I know of people who have had success going this route.\n\nPros: wireless, wired, or USB (printer USB cable not included) connection; moderately fast printing (up to 27 ppm); black matte plastic case for higher-end appearance; a toner saver setting; automatic duplex (two-sided) printing capability; included drivers for both PC and Mac OS X; lots of features in a budget laser printer.\n\nCons: drum unit replacement can be costly; no way of selecting print options on the machine itself.\n\nFor the price and quality, this printer cannot be beat.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Instant organization for the desktop, drawer or shelf. The MO file case replaces paper piles, hanging folders and 3-ring binders. Fits in most file drawers and holds letter size folders and papers. Made from a durable printed corrugate material, the MO file case stands up to heavy use while maintaining a professional look. Die cut handles allow for easy lifting and carrying. The letter-size file case comes in navy, black circles and moss circles and holds up to 750 sheets. Use with MO kits and case wraps.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Cheap cardboard file box\n\nReview: I have a home office full of papers, with a large filing cabinet drawer that recently lost its hanging file hardware, so I thought this box would make a good insert since it is advertised as a substitute for hanging files. While it does fit inside the cabinet, I have to question whether it helps anything. Yes, it keeps the files upright, and yes, it fits normal size folders, but its high sides made it difficult to see the tabbed folders inside. And when full, it is difficult to lift all the files out because the handles aren't good enough for one-handed lifting. Because most hanging files are legal-sized, this box will be too small for many file cabinets.\n\nAmazon sends books, CDs, and other items through the mail on thicker cardboard than this. Imagine the thinnest layer possible of corrugated cardboard covered by a single layer of card stock. That's what this is. I decided that this Smead file box is better used as a temporary storage place, flat on the floor, for papers instead of a true file box. This might be worth a purchase if it came three or four to a package, but not just one at the current price.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Key Detector. Find keys and other object up to 200 yards. Powerful beep indicates location of keys.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Piece O' Cake! But I Wish For a Louder Beep\n\nReview: This Panasonic key finder, when paired with a compatible system, couldn't be easier to install. All I had to do was enter the correct menu item (#6561), push in the battery, and the key finder linked to my phone system. When I want to find my key (or whatever is attached to the finder), I can pick up any handset, hit menu #655, and select the finder. Within five or so seconds, the finder starts beeping. The beeps last for a couple of minutes, which is critical because you need enough time to track them down, and the handset plays a game of \"getting warmer\" as it displays numbers from 1 (cold) to 100 ( steaming hot.) You can mute the handset, which emits a beep louder than the actual key finder, so you have a snowball's chance of hearing the finder. I rely on the numbers, not the sound.\n\nI wish that I didn't have to memorize the search code and that the beeps were louder. Despite the drawbacks, this has saved me time searching around for where I last left my keys.\n\nThe finder comes with a camera/watch-type battery, a small instruction book, and the finder on the end of a small ring. I paired mine with the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Panasonic-KX-TG385SK-Cordless-Phone/dp/B00DLIAE90/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Panasonic KX-TG385SK Cordless Phone</a>, so I know that model is compatible. Check the instruction book that came with your phone to see whether this is an option for your Panasonic system. Chances are, if you have a link-to-cell system, this finder will work.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Additional Digital Cordless Handset for the KX-TG684X Series and Link2Cell Bluetooth Cellular Convergence Solution\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy as Pie to Add as an Extension\n\nReview: Adding this handset to my <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Panasonic-KX-TG385SK-phone/dp/B00DLIAE90/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Panasonic KX-TG385SK phone</a> couldn't have been easier. All I had to do was insert the batteries, plug it in, press the Locator button on the base station for 5 seconds -- and the phone linked to my system within seconds.\n\nI bought this because the five-handset phone system I bought was expandable to six handsets, and I wanted that extra one. Before I ordered, however, I checked in my manual for the correct model number. It looks just like the originals that came with the system despite the caveat on the product page that the handset might look different from the others. I think that as long as you buy the extra not long after you buy the system, you should be fine if you want a high chance of it looking like the others.\n\nThis handset goes with several different Panasonic models, so do check your manual.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Fellowes I-Spire Series Lumbar Cushion\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Support, But a Longer Strap Is Needed\n\nReview: I sit in my home office chair for a good portion of the day, and it has taken a toll on my lower back. Although my executive chair has lumbar support, the length of my thighs is not enough for my back to rest firmly against the back, so that's where this cushion comes in. It sticks out roughly 2\" from the back of my chair; the adjustable strap allows me to position it right where I need it. I almost thought I would have to throw it away, however, because I had to struggle to get the strap clasped, even at its most extended, because of the width of my chair back. The maximum the strap can extend is about 53\". If your chair measures greater than that around at the spot where you'd place the cushion, look at another option.\n\nOnce in place, this lumbar cushion does its job well by nestling in the small of my back. I find that a foot rest under my desk helps, too, to alleviate some of the pressure put on my lower back. When I combine the two, I'm more comfortable and for longer stretches of time.\n\n-- Debble Lee Wesselmann","Product: The most advanced cordless phone system we've sold! 5 handsets, DECT 6.0 performance, Link-2-Cell technology & more! Perfect for busy families, this Panasonic 5 handset phone system has all the latest technologies to make telecommunications better and more convenient. The five handsets work off of a single jack, so there's no expensive jacks to install. And the DECT 6.0 and enhanced noise reduction technologies give you clear audio at extended ranges. Also features Link-2-Cell technology that syncs your phones using Bluetooth technology to your mobile devices, Text Message Alert notifies you when a text comes through on your synced device, USB port for charging, digital answering machine with message forwarding, talking caller ID, base unit with keypad, 1.8 LCD display on handsets, ringer ID and much more. 90-day limited warranty. Product may vary from photo.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wow - This High-Tech Phone Works Like a Cyber-Dream\n\nReview: When I needed a slightly greater range than my old ATT cordless phone gave me, I took a risk on this Panasonic model -- and I'm glad I did! The range is about ten feet farther than my old phone's, but, more importantly, this Panasonic has clear sound and some fantastic features. It comes with five handsets (wow!) with the ability to add one more for a total of six. Each handset comes with its own charging base -- one base station and four auxiliary cradles. Also included are two AAA rechargeable batteries for each handset, a telephone line, the base station and power pack, and three belt clips.\n\nThe Link-to-Cell features are beyond cool. I'm always missing cell calls because either I can't hear or can't get to the phone in time when it's buried in my handbag. Now that I've paired my cell (you can pair up to two cell phones but can use only one at a time on it) to the phone system, all the phones in the house ring when my cell phone does, so I can pick up any handset and answer. The sound quality of a cell call is not as good as either pure landline or pure cell, but it saves me from running through the house to get to my cell. And I know it's my cell because the Panasonic plays the correct ringtone, no matter what it is. I can also make cell calls through the phone system to take advantage of the multiple handsets and my almost-unlimited number of cell minutes. (If you want text message alerts, too, you'll need to purchase one of the more advanced models.) Within minutes, my entire contact list of nearly 400 numbers on my iPhone 5 was downloaded onto the system for quick recall. The only iffy part of the whole set-up is that the sound quality of cell phone calls through the Panasonic is not as good as the quality through the cell phone alone.\n\nInitial set-up is a breeze. Pop the batteries into each handset, plug in the chargers and base station, and connect to the landline jack. You can now make and receive calls while you're figuring out the other settings. (If you don't have a landline, there's a cell phone line only setting.) Although the instructions say that you must charge the handsets for 7 hours prior to use, the batteries do have some charge when they arrive, making it possible to answer the phone, if necessary; alternately, you can plug in all the units overnight before connecting the system to a landline or cell. The base station has a USB port for charging your cell phone.\n\nThe instruction book is a must-read to learn about all the features. Kudos to Panasonic for taking the time to supply a complete printed manual instead of sending consumers online the way most companies do. The system uses numbered menu items for shortcuts to the feature settings, although you can also access them by scrolling. Some of the other features include call block, Bluetooth headset connectivity, intercom, missed calls (with Caller ID service), and a landline answering machine that can be remotely accessed or by any of the handsets.\n\nIt's hard to believe that the landline cordless telephone system needed to be brought into the 21st century, but Panasonic seems to have done it with finesse.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Inkjet all in one with duplex printing, scanning and copying provides low cost printing, fast print speeds, up to 50 sheet auto document feeder and 8.5 x 14 output via bypass. Fast print speeds. 3.7\" color touch screen display. Print from compatible mobile devices over wireless network.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This Printer Has It All (5- stars)\n\nReview: I have been using an Epson Workforce all-in-one for years, but, as much as I liked it, there were still some things I didn't like about it. Enter this Brother inkjet printer. All the things I didn't like about the Epson are solved with this machine: the absense of AirPrint, the inability to send scans wirelessly to my Mac; the sometimes confusing menu.\n\nDespite the complicated functions, the Brother is relatively easy to set up, even as a wireless printer. It comes with a driver/set-up CD that works with both Windows and Mac platforms. Wireless set-up does not require a USB cable to complete, although that's an option. Mobile print set up requires the Brother iPrint&Scan app. (I used the one from the iTunes store since my household uses mostly Apple devices; the Google Play store probably has the app as well.) The entire set-up, from initialization to the testing of the mobile app, took about 30 minutes, although the printer itself was up and printing within 10 minutes.\n\nThe marketing for the printer calls it \"compact\" for a multifunction computer, but it is two inches wider and almost two inches taller than the Workforce. At 19\" wide/long x 12\" high x 14\" deep, it is a monster. Of course, that is in part because it can print oversize 11\" x 17\" paper, and it needs to be large enough to take the paper. It has two paper trays, one of which can be adjusted to take various sizes of photographic paper as well as standard paper.\n\nBlack-and-white printing is fast, although I tend to use a laser printer, not an inkjet, for grayscale documents. Photo printing is not surprisingly slower, and the quality is quite good, provided the source is good. (More on that later.) Scanning works perfectly, and, using the touch screen menu, can be configured for OCR, file, image, media (flash drive), email, FTP, network folder, and to web formats. Wow. My Workforce 840, perhaps because of the Epson/Mac connection, only allows me to scan to flash drive. The Brother also has intuitive controls for copying and faxes.\n\nThe one selling point of this printer is its large format printing. It can print a photo or document up to 11\" x 17\" -- ledger size. Because the size is so large, it can take only up to five sheets of this size, and it takes some finagling to load the paper and, depending on what you're printing, tons of ink. This isn't a feature that particularly attracts me; however, I like that the possibility of such a large format is there.\n\nThe mobile print app is the only aspect where I found glitches. Sometimes I have to go through a series of menus before I can get it to print. That's not too much of an issue since I don't plan to print via my iPad or IPhone too often. Printing photos from a mobile device results in much lower resolution than from, say, a photo taken by a better camera and printed from the computer. The same photo, printed from Photo Stream and from my computer, showed remarkable difference in quality on 4 x 6 glossy photo paper. You won't want to print anything that you need in high-quality.\n\nThe touch screen menu, while intuitive, is also complex. For instance, every time you remove the paper tray, you're asked if you want to change the properties of the paper. To print glossy photos, you have to select size and then gloss, and confirm. To go back to standard letter size paper, you have to re-enter the type and size. The paper type selection lists plain paper, inkjet paper, Brother BP71, and other glossy. The sizes you can select from are even more expansive: letter, legal, ledger, A4, A3, A6, Executive, 4\" x 6\", 5\" x 8\", Photo L, 5 x 7, C5 envelope, Com-10, DL envelope, and Monarch. I don't even know what half of those are! I love that Brother allows you to program three shortcuts to avoid navigating through the whole menu.\n\nThis printer really does it all -- and it does it well. I've had several Brother laser printers, and they've all been workhorses. There's no reason to expect that this inkjet printer will be of lesser quality.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: A classic expression of refined style, Sonnet is Parker's symbol of elegance. With an array of designs, every intricate detail is skilfully executed to bring sophistication to every writing occasion. A timeless symbol of excellence.Stainless steel finish with a brushed metal effect. Complemented with palladium finish trims. Packaged in a PARKER premium gift box.FeaturesBrushed stainless steelPalladium Finish TrimsComes fitted with a Black Medium Ball Pen refillPresented in Parker gift boxTwo Year Guarantee\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Elegant and Distinctive Writing Instrument\n\nReview: With computers and keyboards taking over most of our writing tasks, pens like this elegant Parker Sonnet and other writing implements can be overlooked, but it would be a shame to do so. A pen creates a tactile connection to written words. For those of us who take pleasure in that, even if we mostly use a keyboard, the Sonnet ball point pen makes for a distinctive gift. Its slender barrel feels great in the hand, and the gold accents to the stainless body give it a modern yet classic look. Obviously, actually writing is only as good as the ink insert; the Parker ink in this is smooth; the ink glides across paper, which isn't easy with a ball point.\n\nThe pen comes in an attractive gift box. Because of the way the pen in seated in the surprisingly large box, recipients will know at once that this is an expensive writing implement. No one is going to look at this pen and throw it in a drawer with all the half-sharpened pencils and rainbow gel pens. It makes a great gift for executives, writers, graduates, and anyone who appreciates the art of handwriting.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Protect your personal information on RFID enabled drivers licenses and credit cards. Open side design for easier card insertion and retrieval. Stays in your wallet to protect information on RFID enabled cards. Credit card sleeve measures 2-1/4 x 3-3/8\". passport sleeve measures 3-3/4 x 5-1/8\". 10 credit cards sleeves and 2 passport sleeves per pack. Made in the U.S.A.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good For Protecting in Separate Wallet Compartment or By Themselves\n\nReview: This basic set of RFID blocking sleeves is useful only if your wallet slots are large enough to accommodate them or if you are wiling to store your cards in a more open portion of your wallet since they are slightly wider than credit cards. The passport protector is fine -- again, as long as you don't carry yours in a tight-fitting case. These are best for uses when you don't place your credit cards or passport inside something close to their size.\n\nThese are made of lightweight paper coated to block RFID readers. They are not easily ripped, although, based on my experience with similar sleeves, they get worn over time, especially if you take your cards in and out a lot. I consider them a great temporary solution while you wait to find something more permanent such as a blocking wallet or passport holder.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Set of two stainless steel replacement cooking grates. Fits the following models, Spirit 700, Genesis Silver B and C, Genesis Gold B and C, Genesis Platinum B and C (2005 model year) and Genesis 1000-3500 gas grills.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Replacement grates for Weber, but I used for Thermos/Charbroil grill\n\nReview: These replacement grates, while stainless steel, are not solid rods of metal like most grates but are instead tented metal, with a dull finish. At first I worried that they would not hold up, since my previous stainless, solid rod-type grill grates (more on that later) were completely ruined after a couple of years of use; however, these seem to be holding up well, much better than most.\n\nPotential buyers should note that Weber has unique measurements for their grill grates, and you must match them to your particular model. However, I did not buy these grates for a Weber grill; I have a CharBroil/Thermos grill with strange sized grates that I could not find replacements for two - three years after purchase. The Weber measurements came the closest, although there is a 1/4\" to 1/2\" overlap, which the closed lid rests on. If you find yourself in the same predicament, my set-up works well, even with the grill top closed, with no appreciable heat loss. The inside of the grill still gets darned hot.\n\nObviously, these are manufactured for Weber grills and, because of the measurements, are the only option for those who need to replace Weber grates. I'm just glad I was able to use them for my situation as well.","Product: Squirrel Buster Plus is a deluxe truly squirrel proof bird feeder. It holds 3 quarts/5.1 lbs of bird seed. It comes with a Free Cardinal Ring, but other accessories are also available.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Successfully deters squirrels and flocks of large birds\n\nReview: This tubular feeds work exactly as advertised; the seed doors shut whenever the weight on the perch gets too much, so as soon as a squirrel puts his weight on it or a large bird tries to land, they are denied food. The spring-loaded green base simply lowers over the holes. So far, squirrels have been discouraged, and they haven't managed to chew through the feeder as they did to a cedar and plastic one I once had.\n\nThe top comes off easily with a twist. Filling can be a two-person job because it isn't easy to keep the tube upright if you need two hands to lift a large bag a seed. I suggest getting a bird seed scoop, especially since you'll also have less spillage. The birds, including cardinals, actually seem to prefer this feeder over a nearby hopper-type one.\n\nUPDATE, with an LOL: Well, the squirrels have figured out that if they stick their paws inside the holes, they can keep the doors from shutting. As long as they don't put their full weight on the feeder (they use the nearby hopper feeder to plant their hind legs), they can get food out, bit by bit. I recommend keeping this feeder away from anything where they can balance and then stretch over to the tube.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Gardman R687 4-Tier Mini Greenhouse. Give your seeds, seedlings, and young plants an early start in this compact greenhouse. Ideal for small backyards or homes where space is an issue; place on a deck, patio, or balcony. Quality construction and materials to last many seasons. Four 18\" deep shelves for pots and seed trays. Strong powder-coated tubular steel frame with simple push-fit assembly that requires no tools. Clear polyethylene cover and roll-up zippered door for easy access. Includes guy ropes, and metal stakes for extra stability against high winds. Easy to follow assembly instructions. Dimensions: 27\" Long x 18\" Wide x 63\" High. **Replacement cover for this greenhouse is Gardman item #R687SC (sold separately). Gardman \"Bring your garden to life\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not a real greenhouse, but works on the same principle\n\nReview: Although the construction of this \"greenhouse\" is somewhat flimsy, with 1/2\" metal tubular supports and wire shelves, it works well as a temporary shelter/space for plants, as long as you don't expect to keep plants warm during frosty nights. I use mine indoors during the end of winter for starting seeds, then move it outside as the weather gets better.\n\nThis shelving unit comes with a plastic tent with a zippered door that fits over the frame; the door can be rolled up to cool the interior or to access the plants. Because the tent is relatively thin plastic (think suit-bag on steroids) and not glass, it heats up in the sunlight but immediately loses its heat as the sun sets, unlike greenhouses that are flush to the ground and have thicker glass/plastic walls to retain the heat longer. If you still have temperatures in the thirties or forties at night and expect to grow warm weather plants like tomatoes outside, use plant heating pads or keep the unit inside until you can be sure that the cold nights won't stunt the plants. If you do get an unexpected light frost, however, the plastic works like a row cover, keeping frost from the leaves. If using outside, place it in a protected spot or anchor it in some fashion -- preferably both. Even loaded with plants, the unit can blow over, especially with the tent in place since it can act like a sail.\n\nWith the plastic in place, the top shelf is difficult to access, particularly toward the back because rolled-up the tent door and overhang get in the way. The other three shelves (12-13\" between each) have plenty of clearance, and all four have room for 2-3 large seed trays. Grow lights (not included) can be attached without much effort, provided, of course, that they are the right size. The wire shelves are not attached to the frame - they sit on top of the cross-supports - but will stay in place during light winds as long as plants are on them.\n\nAs long as you don't expect heavy-duty construction and heat retainment for cold nights, this shelving unit should serve well for seed starting or even for a display of small plants. I don't find it attractive enough for a permanent plant stand for inside the house, but luckily it's lightweight enough to easily move around and store. I find this perfect for starting my garden indoors and then using it to harden off my plants.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: This wireless weather station displays a wide range of information in an easy-to-read format on a large LCD. The unit monitors indoor/outdoor temperature and humidity, barometric pressure with pressure history chart, displays the current moon phase, and forecast icon. Time is set by the U.S. atomic clock. Additionally, this unit has a time alarm with snooze.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great weather station and atomic clock\n\nReview: I'm a La Crosse weather station fan. This unit is by far the best of the three I've bought (for myself and for family members) with its easy-to-read display, moon phases, barometric pressure graph, forecaster, and atomic clock in addition to both indoor and outdoor temperatures and humidity. It even displays a frowning face if the humidity, inside or out, is too low for comfort.\n\nSet up is easy and takes mere minutes. The only tricky part is paying attention to the order in which you install the batteries. You install the remote sensor outside (screws included for mounting), and the indoor receiver wherever you choose, although the directions recommend placing it near a window. The range is about 300 feet, but, of course, walls and other obstacles can decrease it. Once set to the proper time zone, the atomic clock automatically sets the time and date overnight, provided that you've located it in an area that gets good reception. Check the alarm before you walk away! It arrives set to go off, which can scare the heck out of you!\n\nI've mounted my display on the wall (screw/nail NOT included), although it can sit on a desk or shelf with its two fold-out feet. The display is an LCD black on gray which can be difficult to see at times, although the brightness can be set using the controls. The indoor unit is fairly large -- about 10\" high and about 7\" wide.\n\nThis makes a wonderful gift for anyone who likes to know more than the basic information about weather.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The classic look of weathered copper is perfectly captured in this amazing lightweight standing birdfeeder! Youll delight at the luxurious appearance of this glorious garden accessory, from the fluted rooftop to the intricately detailed base.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Short But Nice Looking Tray Feeder\n\nReview: This short, plastic, standing bird feeder looks metal, even though it's not. It's diifficult to find a feeder that can stand up flat on a patio or balcony -- most feeders require planting in the ground or hanging from a hook attached to a wall. Because the spot where I wanted this could handle neither of those options, this \"verdigris\" feeder was one of my few choices. The height of the tray comes up to me mid-thigh, with the tip reaching my waist. Since this is on a covered balcony with a railing, I'll probably have to raise it up with a crate or wooden box.\n\nIt's easy to assemble and looks more expensive than it is.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: This wireless weather station displays a wide range of information in an easy-to-read format on a large LCD. The unit monitors indoor/outdoor temperature and humidity, barometric pressure with pressure history chart, displays the current moon phase, and forecast icon. Time is set by the U.S. atomic clock. Additionally, this unit has a time alarm with snooze.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great weather station and atomic clock\n\nReview: I'm a La Crosse weather station fan. This unit is by far the best of the three I've bought (for myself and for family members) with its easy-to-read display, moon phases, barometric pressure graph, forecaster, and atomic clock in addition to both indoor and outdoor temperatures and humidity. It even displays a frowning face if the humidity, inside or out, is too low for comfort.\n\nSet up is easy and takes mere minutes. The only tricky part is paying attention to the order in which you install the batteries. You install the remote sensor outside (screws included for mounting), and the indoor receiver wherever you choose, although the directions recommend placing it near a window. The range is about 300 feet, but, of course, walls and other obstacles can decrease it. Once set to the proper time zone, the atomic clock automatically sets the time and date overnight, provided that you've located it in an area that gets good reception. Check the alarm before you walk away! It arrives set to go off, which can scare the heck out of you!\n\nI've mounted my display on the wall (screw/nail NOT included), although it can sit on a desk or shelf with its two fold-out feet. The display is an LCD black on gray which can be difficult to see at times, although the brightness can be set using the controls. The indoor unit is fairly large -- about 10\" high and about 7\" wide.\n\nThis makes a wonderful gift for anyone who likes to know more than the basic information about weather.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The classic look of weathered copper is perfectly captured in this amazing lightweight standing birdfeeder! Youll delight at the luxurious appearance of this glorious garden accessory, from the fluted rooftop to the intricately detailed base.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Short But Nice Looking Tray Feeder\n\nReview: This short, plastic, standing bird feeder looks metal, even though it's not. It's diifficult to find a feeder that can stand up flat on a patio or balcony -- most feeders require planting in the ground or hanging from a hook attached to a wall. Because the spot where I wanted this could handle neither of those options, this \"verdigris\" feeder was one of my few choices. The height of the tray comes up to me mid-thigh, with the tip reaching my waist. Since this is on a covered balcony with a railing, I'll probably have to raise it up with a crate or wooden box.\n\nIt's easy to assemble and looks more expensive than it is.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Red Nectar Protector Jr. (Set of 1)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Red Minimizes Algae and Attracts Hummingbirds\n\nReview: For years, I had been using clear plastic ant moats to protect my hummingbird feeders, but they became unsightly over the course of the summer as algae grew inside, often in the matter of days. Even though I'd clean them every week, they gradually stopped looking nice. This red ant moat solves both problems: long-term appearance and rapid algae growth since the sun can't get into the sides. (Yes, it will probably still grow algae, but mine hasn't yet.) This size is perfect, too. Smaller sizes tend to evaporate quickly, thus potentially letting in ants before you realize it, and larger sizes drop the feeder lower. Each moat comes with one S hook taped to the inside, but you'll need another to complete the connection with either the feeder itself or the shepherd hook you use. (Hummingbird feeders often come with their own hook.)\n\nI'm glad I found this. The red color keeps algae (mostly) at bay, and it serves as an additional enticement to hummingbirds, especially if you're placing your first feeder in their territory.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The premier Original Absolute Squirrel Resistant single-sided feeder is for the serious bird enthusiast. This attractive feeder will attract a wide array of birds to your yard, with a locking top and spring-activated perch that work together to keep squirrels away. This rugged, all-metal squirrel-resistant feeder has a counter balanced perch, adjustable to three positions to allow light, medium or heavy birds on the perch. The wrong bird or squirrel closes access to seed. Holding up to 15 lbs of birds favorite mixed seed, sunflower seeds, peanut halves or safflower, this extra large capacity requires less frequent filling. Stop birds from shoveling food out with the no waste seed saver baffle. Durable, chew-resistant green powder coated steel body with a zinc-plated steel hanger and black powder coated pole. Simply unlatch the squirrel resistant roof and lift for easy filling and cleaning, while seed level indicator window show when feeder is empty. The overhanging roof and hopper keeps the seed dry and protected from the elements and the all- steel body ensures it will withstand all types of weather and unwanted critters in your backyard for many seasons. Top locks down securely preventing squirrel access and when a squirrel steps onto the perch, a metal shield immediately covers the seed tray, shutting off the seed supply. Bird feeder is fully assembled, includes a steel hanging rod for hanging, and a 5 foot sectional pole kit with metal mounting bracket and ground socket for optional pole mounting. .\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Mostly squirrel-proof -- but watch out for the deer!\n\nReview: This hopper-style feeder is the sturdiest and most successfully squirrel-proof design I have encountered. The principle is simple: when weight is applied to the spring-balanced perch, a wide bar descends to cover the seed.\n\nYou can adjust the tension of the perch bar to either allow or frustrate larger birds in addition to discouraging squirrels. Naturally, if you have it set to the most sensitive level, a whole bunch of little birds can have the same effect, although they seem to mind only momentarily. I have found that the crows and grackles are more successful at figuring out how to get the seed than the squirrels (they are lighter after all), but, even so, these larger birds cannot pig out the way they would sitting comfortably.\n\nThe biggest problem we've had is because of deer. They can either push the feeder with their noses (if the feeder is hanging) to spill the seed onto the ground, or get their tongues in the holes without closing the cover. To avoid remounting or re-hanging, make sure this hangs or is mounted on a pole sufficiently high off the ground.\n\nThe feeder holds a large amount of seed, requiring less frequent fill-ups. If you are frustrated with squirrels, get this. You won't regret it.","Product: Char - Broil Deluxe Grid Scrubber. This cleaning tool is designed to handle the grease and grit that is specific to grill grids. The durable abrasive pad will take the gunk right off, while the large pad size is great for covering the entire area. Its large handle makes it easy to get a grip on the brush and ready to get a grip on grime. While taking care of cleaning your grids, it also is tough enough to prepare your grill's castings and frames for repainting.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Brush Cleaning Without Fear\n\nReview: While this grill brush cannot possibly clean between the grill grates -- it is, after all, a flat surface -- it eliminates the fear of getting wire bristles in your food. Yes, it's probably rare to ingest a bristle that punctures somewhere inside your digestive track; however, there's no sense in taking the risk. That's where a grill brush comes in. This one doesn't have the gritty surface of stone cleaners that tend to leave bits of innocuous but still unappetizing grit, and it doesn't have the dangers of wire or steel wool brushes. It's looks like a tough, plastic sponge attached to a plastic handle.\n\nThis doesn't clean the grill grates as well as the other methods, but it does allow you the peace of mind that you and your family won't be ingested pieces of it with their meal. I just make sure I clean the grill first by leaving it on high for ten minutes or so after I've finished cooking. I do let my grill cool before brushing off the ashes and remaining particles with this Char-Broil brush.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The EasyBloom Plant Sensor Plus gives a \"plant's-eye\" view of your garden or home – telling you what plants to grow or what's wrong with a sick plant. Patented technology recommends the right plant, flower, vegetable, tree, shrub or vine, for inside or outside. Stop wasting money and time on plants that aren't right for your environment--know what to grow, right from the start. The reusable EasyBloom Plant Sensor Plus uses patent-protected sensors to measure sunlight, temperature, soil moisture and soil fertility. Soil fertility is a new feature with the EasyBloom Plus and requires a subscription. Use EasyBloom indoors or outdoors. Plug EasyBloom into the USB port on your MAC or PC, and your environment will be analyzed by our Plant Doctor Algorithms to recommend plants, or assess the health of your plant. Use the EasyBloom Plant Sensor over and over again, season after season, to help care for your plants and decide what to plant. EasyBloom's web site gives you Plant Doctor advice on any sick plants. EasyBloom will tell you whether your plant needs water, light or fertilizer. (Subscription required to use fertilizer functionality). Also, get access to the EasyBloom 6,000+ Plant Library with information on when to plant, how to grow any plant, and plant care tips on everything from Azalea to Zinnias. EasyBloom gives you expert help in the palm of your hand. EasyBloom only works in the United States, and requires a PC or Mac and an internet connection.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What an upgrade from the Classic EasyBloom! (5- stars)\n\nReview: The EasyBloom Plus is a wonderful tool for both the beginner and the avid gardener alike; with the paid fertilizer subscription (sold separately) gardeners can now easily learn whether their plants are under- or over-fertilized in addition getting the Classic readings of sunlight levels, temperature, soil moisture, and humidity. The only thing the sensor is missing is the ability to read soil pH levels.\n\nHow it works: go to the EasyBloom/PlantSense website to open a free account and download the appropriate software for your platform, Mac or Windows. If you want to purchase a fertilizer subscription, you can also do that. When everything is set online, plug the top, removable portion of the device into a USB port connected to your computer. You will then automatically be taken to the website's Dashboard area where you can set your sensor to \"Monitor\" or \"Recommend,\" depending on whether you want to track a specific plant or to get recommendations on what should work in that area. After the sensor is set, you connect the two halves again, water the area thoroughly, stick the sensor into the soil, and turn it on. Leave it in the ground for a few days. You then plug the top half into your USB port again, and the readings automatically upload to the website. Once you've set up the account, everything works quickly and efficiently.\n\nTo get an accurate fertilizer reading, you must wait for a complete watering cycle, however long that takes. The sensor chirps and blinks orange when the soil dries out, so it's also a good indication when the plant needs water. I've kept the EasyBloom Plus in the soil for more than one cycle to see whether I've been giving my plants adequate water, and the readings provide a nice graph of the rising and falling moisture.\n\nAs with the Classic, you can use this either outdoors or indoors, although the sunlight feature doesn't work with indoor grow lights. Pots must have more than four inches of soil since the base of the unit must be flush with the soil. Rain should not affect it -- unless the sensor becomes submerged above the joint. And if you have any problems, customer service is excellent.\n\nI really like the online plant library that PlantSense provides for both recommendations and selections to monitor. It seems to improve every month. Select options such as \"deer resistant\" or \"spring bloom season\" or \"attracts birds\" or \"shrub\" or all of the preceding to get planting suggestions for the particular area you've just recorded. I'd like to see the options expanded to include evergreens, but I'm sure they'll add that category eventually.\n\nWhen I reviewed the Classic <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/EasyBloom-Plant-Sensor/dp/B001E5DF66/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">EasyBloom Plant Sensor</a>, I lamented the relatively simple set of readings. Now that they've added the fertilizer subscription option, I love it. The only thing that is keeping this from being my dream gardening device is the lack of pH readings, something I really hate to do using conventional methods. For instant, no-fuss pH readings, try <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Luster-Leaf-1818-Rapitest-Mini-4-in-1-Soil-Tester/dp/B000RUI9QK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Luster Leaf 1818 Rapitest Mini 4-in-1 Soil Tester</a>. It also tests for fertility (no subscription), moisture, and light (only at that moment in time), but it isn't as comprehensive or plant-specific; it also does not record the readings. Because the Easy Bloom can take days to give a good picture of fertility, I use the Luster Leaf as a quick-and-dirty test. For struggling plants, I find that the Easy Bloom, especially combined with the web site, gives a more complete picture.\n\nIf you want a unique housewarming gift or a present for someone who likes to garden, you've found your item. And while you're at it, pick one up for yourself. (Note: I participated in the beta testing for this device; although I'm not an employee, I was able to use it extensively prior to its official release.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Our fastest growing gourmet lettuce garden! A gourmet blend of red and green leaf, romaine, and butter head lettuce varieties that are so easy to grow. The Salad Greens Seed Pod Kit germinates in just days with daily harvests in as little as 2 weeks now you can grow and enjoy delicious, fresh lettuce all year round. Kit works in all AeroGardens. Planting with Seed Pods is fun and easy! Just insert the pre-seeded Grow Pods in your garden, add water and the patented, specially formulatedLiquid Nutrients. Most plants germinate within 7-14 days, are ready for harvesting in 4-6 weeks, and will keep producing continuous harvests for up to 6 months and longer. Indoor gardening cant get any tastier or simpler!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for Year-Round Greens\n\nReview: After having success with the herb pods that came with my Aerogarden, I decided to try the salad greens. I love being able to have fresh greens for salad -- and my parakeet loves them, too. This mix seed pod does contain different varieties, although based on the generic \"salad greens\" label, my guess is that what is in my mix might not match what is in yours. Once the third leaves come in, though, you'll be able to see the differences among varieties. I'd much rather grow a variety like this than a single kind. Out of everything that you can grow hydroponically, lettuce is one of the best, both because it requires a lot of water and because you can mimic spring (lettuce's prime growing season) inside for much longer than you can outside.\n\nGermination is good with these pods, but Aerogarden says that it will replace pods that fail to sprout. It comes with liquid nutrients and a cover for each pod. Make sure you disinfect and rinse your Aerogarden before starting a new garden.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: This thermostatically controlled heated birdbath features a versatile mounting system with 3 different mounting options (deck, clamp, and ground). It heats only when necessary, costing just pennies a day to operate. The cord tucks away for warm weather use, hidden from sight. The powder coated finish will remain rust free for years. Installation is quick and easy. Tested to -10F (-23C). One year limited warranty.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Keeps the Water From Freezing, But Design is Subpar\n\nReview: While this heated bird bath works, I'm not in love with it. It takes about half the water of <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/API-970-20-Inch-Diameter-Heated-Bird-Bath-with-Metal-Stand/dp/B0006HRQNQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">API 970 20-Inch Diameter Heated Bird Bath with Metal Stand</a> that it is replacing. I thought that the flat bottom and the different ways to set it up would make the Farm Innovators model more versatile; however, the only method that keeps the bath level is the feet. The clamp attaches to the support ring by a thick metal piece that goes inside the ring, thus making it impossible for the bath to completely fit inside. All they had to do was attach the clamp to the ring on the outside, and the problem would have been mostly solved. Of course, there's also the issue of the weight of water pulling the bath downward since it has little support.\n\nIn any case, I've placed the bath on a bench, far enough off the ground so that I hope the birds aren't afraid. I've also had to put a few stones inside, as I do with all my bird baths, heated or not, to let them know the depth and to give their feet some traction.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Grow bigger, more beautiful flowers & more vegetables compared to unfed plants with Miracle-Gro Shake n Feed All Purpose Continuous Release Plant Food! This plant food is specially formulated with micronutrients to help plants grow strong. Plus, the formula prevents overfeeding or burning when used as directed. Great for both indoor and outdoor plants, the plant food will continue to feed plants for up to 3 months. Keep your garden looking its best with the help of Miracle-Gro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best Slow-Release Plant Food (5- stars)\n\nReview: I've tried brands other than Miracle Grow to fertilize my plants, and I always return. This time, I'm staying with Miracle Grow. Some brands dissolve too quickly, and other brands seem to sit like pebbles on the soil, week after week. This particular blend of granules works both indoors and outdoors (I find that outdoor use requires more frequent application), and it works for both flowers and vegetables.\n\nWhile this is a quality product, it is a general purpose one, which means that it will fertilize a broad range of plants without being tailored specifically to a particular kind, and it is not organic. For experienced gardeners: the formula is 12-4-8. For less experienced one: These numbers give the percentage of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, nutrients for plant growth. Tomato fertilizers are generally 18-18-21, so this adds some nutrients without giving them a full-strength kick. I find that the general purpose is best for annuals, perennials, and non-acid-loving shrubs. (I tend to rely on more organic methods with edible herbs and vegetables.) The only thing I'm not wild about is the \"shake 'n feed\" part, something that's great to broadcast the granules outside but which can make a mess when trying to spread them into pots.\n\nIf you don't have the time or the memory to fertilizer your plants using organic or water-soluble fertilizers, go with the MiracleGrow. It may cost more than other brands, but it always performs for me.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Wild Harvest team is dedicated to providing products that promote complete nutrition for your birds and small animals. Using natural ingredients, Wild Harvest provides the perfect blend of food and treats to meet the distinct dietary needs of birds and small animals. This unique blend of your birds favorite premium seeds such as canary grass seed, red and white millets and wholesome grains which make the Wild Harvest Daily Blend for parakeets, canaries, finches and other similar small birds. Specially formulated with vitamins and minerals, it encourages vibrant plumage and has vital nutrients for optimum health all in a 100 percent nutritionally complete blend. Keeping your product fresh is never a concern with Wild Harvest. The seed blend comes with a resealable zipper to lock in that freshness. Wild Harvest Daily Blend for Parakeet, Canary and Finch provides the nutrients important for your bird, with a great and natural taste they cant resist.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: My Parakeet Shudders and Spits These Out\n\nReview: My parakeet will not eat these seeds. Although they say that parakeets/budgies don't have a sense of smell, I disagree because mine shudders as soon as I get the seeds close to him. (My guess is that their sense of smell is closer to humans' -- that is, not highly evolved.) The seed mix has an extreme orange fragrance -- like orange rinds or oil -- and I suspect the orange flavor is strong as well. Normally, my bird will eat or at least try anything out of my hand, but the most he has done is pick up a seed and spit it out. It's not that he won't try new things, either, since minutes after he spit out one of these seeds, he tried basil for the first time. I looked at the label and saw that this Wild Harvest seed mix contains a lot more additives/vitamins than his normal mix. The seeds may taste like medicine to him -- they certainly smell that way to me.\n\nTo be fair, my budgie is not a fan of fruit, although, because he loves his orange-flavored mineral block, I thought he'd like this mix. After the fourth time of seeing him shudder when my hand got six inches from him, I gave up and put the seeds outside for the wild birds even though it is designed for small pet birds -- parakeets/budgies, canaries, finches. The wild birds won't touch the seeds, either.\n\nI'm rating this mix two stars because it seems fresh and contains the seeds it says it does. Even though the instructions say to introduce the seeds slowly by adding it to the regular mix, parakeets have been known to starve themselves to death if they don't like their food. I'm not willing to take that chance, especially since he seems to dislike it based on smell more than the seeds themselves.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Remote Weather Access Platform: Get your home weather data from anywhere! Know real-time weather conditions at the preset locations with your mobile devices via broadband Internet connection. Now you can monitor your own microclimate from afar. Avoid freezing pipes and flooded basements and project your plants when you are away. You can also track the historical weather data to share with your friends online. The Remote Weather Access Platform uses traditional wireless frequencies and a hub to convert that data into uploadable information from your own personal website or via smartphone (iOS, Android) application. Features: Display real-time and historical weather data on your mobile devices or personal website, Compatible with web-based & mobile apps, User-defined push alert via mobile apps, Uses GPS to locate and collect data from the nearest weather Internet hub, Data sharing via weather community with other Remote Access users, Backwards-compatible with many current Oregon Scientific weather station sensors (check website for details), Includes wireless temperature/humidity, rain gauge, and wind sensors. *Includes the following sensors: THGR800 Temperature and Humidity sensor, WGR800 Wind Sensor, RGR800 Rain Gauge Sensor.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Buggy Product Coupled With Lousy Support\n\nReview: After spending many futile hours trying to get this weather kit set up, I turned to Oregon Scientific's customer service for help. The response was generally unhelpful since my unit is still not up-and-running. More on that later.\n\nThe individual components of this weather station -- base station, receiver, outdoor temperature/humidity sensor, rain gauge, and wind sensor -- are sturdy and well-constructed. The units come with batteries, and all are easy to install. The base station needs to be plugged into a router, and the receiver needs to be plugged into the base station. Why there are two pieces instead of one is beyond me, but, hey, everything else looked to great that I was willing to deal with that. Still, I wish that the base station had an imbedded receiver. You must activate the unit online and create an account to be able to use the station.\n\nThe outdoor sensor immediately registered the temperature and humidity. That was the last thing that worked about this kit. The receiver never picked up the sensor, even with multiple resets. (You have to reset each component every time you change the batteries.) I downloaded the iOS app for iPhone. Strangely, the map showed my base station about 3/4 of a mile from its actual location. I could not change the location on the map. The app said that no sensor was detected. I went to the web site to check in case the bug was with the iPhone app, but, alas, it also listed no data.\n\nWith no connection between the sensors and the base unit, I turned to Oregon Scientific's web site for help. Or rather, to the web site for NO help. The content there is sparse and generally unhelpful. I chose to contact tech support for help via email. Two days later, I received a reply which had me go through the steps, in order, that I had already done. I followed them again. Nothing. The best part about the email was a phone number to reach an actual person, so I called.\n\nThe customer service rep I spoke to was friendly and helpful. Or at least she tried to be. After about 40 minutes on the phone, the rep concluded that the unit was defective. She told me that they would process a replacement if I sent the whole unit back at my expense. For a brand-new, non-operating system? I refused. I asked for them to send me a mailing label to return it at their expense. The rep told me politely that the company did not do that. I then pulled out the Amazon Vine reviewer card, something I'm reluctant to do, and was put on hold while the rep spoke to a supervisor. Eventually, the company agreed to send me a shipping label at their expense \"after the request was approved by the corporate office.\" They could not guarantee a delivery of a new unit within a two week window -- or any window at all. It could arrive in a week or a month. I will update this review when I actually receive a new unit and if I can get it up and running.\n\nThe average consumer should not expect a return label. You're on your own, unfortunately. All I could think of while this was going on was someone receiving this gorgeous-looking weather kit on Christmas morning and not being able to use it. Or having to pay to exchange it for a working model. (Tip: Return to the store where it was purchased rather than going through the company. Amazon has a better return policy than Oregon Scientific.)\n\nUPDATE, 1/19/14: About a month after I posted this review, I finally received a pre-paid mailing label to return the weather kit to Oregon Scientific. I promptly returned it, although I have yet to receive a replacement.\n\nUPDATE, 1/23/14: I received a replacement from the company. I haven't yet had the time to test it. I will report back when I do.\n\nWith the lack of a working kit and the general lack of support from the company, I cannot recommend this Anywhere Weather Kit. Maybe if I receive a new one that works, I'll increase my star rating. For now, though, I advise steering clear.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Perky-Pet 2 In 1 Bird Feeder holds 1 lb of seed, has four feeding stations. This copper finish metal bird feeder will allow you to enjoy more birds with its patented 2-in-1 feeder which features ports that rotate easily and quickly allowing you to dispense either thistle (Nyjer) or mixed seed. With its new removable base, it makes it easier than ever to clean your feeder. Remember to clean your wild bird feeders every two weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lightweight Plastic-and-Metal Construction (4- Stars)\n\nReview: This inexpensive and lightweight Perky Pet tube feeder is a plastic tube with copper-colored metal pieces for the top and perches. I love that the feeding slots can be turned to make it into a thistle feeder OR a seed feeder (not both). The perches are about 2\" long, which will discourage larger birds and even cardinals, who prefer tray type feeders or at least a larger distance between perch and opening. For smaller songbirds such as chickadees, goldfinches, and chipping sparrows, this is ideal. Those birds, particular goldfinches, love thistle/niger see, so the conversion to thistle mode will attract the birds that can use it.\n\nMy main criticism of this feeder is how difficult it is to remove the bottom for cleaning. The top is also lightweight, which may eventually be exactly what the squirrels want since they have proved adept at removing things to get inside feeders. I much prefer the larger and more heavy-duty Perky Pet feeder that I also own; although it has a plastic and metal construction as well, everything feels more sturdy. The four perches allow for four feeding birds. I don't think I'll ever see all ports being used since they aren't offset enough from each other.\n\nThe feeder takes about a pound of seed at a time, making it ideal for shepherd hooks and hanging from areas that cannot take a lot of weight. The birds found mine right away, although that's not saying much since I have other feeders in the immediate area. If this is your first or only feeder, you might have to wait for a few days for them to find yours.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Generac 6237 Steel Enclosure 8000-Watt Air-Cooled Liquid Propane/Natural Gas Powered Standby Generator has a 10-circuit transfer switch for fast-acting, automatic protection from power loss. Ideal for home use, this generator powers up automatically and within seconds of a power outage without the need for any manual startup. Without any buttons to push or cords to plug in, an automatic standby generator starts up by itself even when you're away. Featuring easy installation, it comes pre-wired and packaged with virtually everything necessary to connect to your home's electrical system and existing liquid propane or natural gas fuel supply, so you're protected next time the lights go out. When the power goes out, this generator eliminates the hassle of dealing with a fuse box. The generator arrives pre-wired and equipped with necessary installation gear: an 8-circuit transfer switch (NEMA 1, indoor-rated only), pre-wired conduits, an outdoor connection box, a flexible fuel line pigtail and a composite mounting pad(Additional items and tools may be needed to complete the installation to meet local codes. Consult a licensed professional for further details). To add to your peace of mind, the engine requires routine maintenance only once every 2-years or after 200-hours of use. This Generac generator meets CARB requirements. It requires a Group 26R 12-volt minimum 350 CCA battery (sold separately). The Generac 6237 comes with a 100 Amp NEMA 1 automatic transfer switch with 10-circuit load center; 30-foot, 5-foot and 2-foot pre-wired conduits; outdoor connection box; 1-foot flexible fuel line pigtail; composite mounting pad; installation guide and owner's manual. The Generac 6237 Steel Enclosure 8000-Watt Air-Cooled Liquid Propane/Natural Gas Powered Standby Generator 10-Circuit Transfer Switch measures 48-Inch by 25-Inch by 29-Inch, weighs 360-pounds and comes with a 2-year limited warranty.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'm Really Glad We Splurged on This Peace of Mind\n\nReview: We bought this whole house generator after two massive power outages (no heat, no running water because of the well -- we lost everything in our refrigerator and freezer, twice in two months), and it's been going strong ever since. The only time we had problems was when the snow got so high that it blocked the air intake vents and caused the generator to shut down until it was serviced. You do have to take care of your generator with yearly maintenance whether you use it or not. And you do have to listen every week to make sure it is \"exercising.\" The generator has lights on it to show when it needs maintenance (yellow) and when it is in trouble (red). You should check your lights periodically to make sure everything is functioning.\n\nIt takes about fifteen seconds for the generator to switch on automatically, and it runs for about 30 seconds after the power has been restored to make sure it's not needed. I needed to coordinate two different tradesmen to install it -- the installation company and a plumber to connect it to the natural gas line. You will have to pay more if your electrical box is not where your gas line comes into the house. Also, it has to be level (you might need to purchase a pad) and a certain distance from windows so you don't send CO into your house while it's working.\n\nWe have a large house. The installer recommended that we go with the liquid cooling system, which is MUCH more expensive, and we decided to get the largest size without cooling. Since then, we've had it maintained by a different company, and the service man said we should be fine with this since most people don't do laundry, run the dishwasher, cook a roast for hours, etc. during an outage. If you have bi-level heating, you can always turn one furnace off since that's another electricity draw, and if you have a large house (which you would if you got something of this size), then simply be careful with your electricity draw.\n\nInstallation costs can double the cost of a whole house generator so, unless you know how to do the work yourself, budget for a lot more than this costs.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Hanging Bluebird Feeder. Great way to offer Mealworms to your Bluebirds. Place a single layer of mealworms, roasted mealworms, or bluebird nuggets on the floor of the feeder. Bluebirds feed inside the feeder by entering from either end of the feeder. Keep out larger more aggressive birds.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Well-Made, But Birds Don't Like It\n\nReview: Because I have five bluebirds visiting my heated bird bath about once a week this winter, I wanted to feed them to encourage them to stay. At first, I put up a mealworm block (yeah -- yuck) in a large suet feeder. Instead of bluebirds, I got three different kinds woodpeckers, nuthatches, chickadees, and even house finches. I decided to try this bluebird feeder with loose dried mealworms with the idea that perhaps the bluebirds couldn't use the suet-style cage. At first, I put it up with the clear plexiglass sides intact. Even the nuthatches, which nest in small holes, wouldn't go inside. I then removed one of the plastic sides (the other is built in place) as instructed to see if that would encourage the birds. Still nothing. I placed this right next to the mealworm block and waited until the birds ate all of the block. Again, nothing. At the very least, I figured that the other insect eating birds would eat it in the absence of bluebirds. Nope. It may be that there aren't any perches for the birds to land on at tray level.\n\nThe feeder itself is well-constructed and easy to fill. I like that half of the roof lifts up and that I *can* remove one of the sides. The wood is solid, unfinished cedar that allows it to blend in with the surroundings. The only thing going against it is that I've had it up for over a month now, and no birds have taken a single mealworm off the tray. I would give it one or two stars, except that it is well-made.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Perky-Pet Perkys Finest Top Fill Hummingbird Feeders are the most convenient feeders ever! The patent pending top fill technology allows you to simply unscrew the cap, pour in your nectar, and youre ready to feed the hummingbirds. The 16 fl oz capacity of the shatterproof plastic bottle is the perfect amount for keeping the hummingbirds coming back to your feeders. The 4 feeding ports feature soft, decorative flowers that are more life-like than any other port on the market. With a built in ant moat on the lid, you can be sure that ants wont be a problem for this feeder.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Top Fill Design, But All Plastic (5- Stars)\n\nReview: I really like Perky-Pet's top-filling designs because I find that the feeders tend to leak less frequently when the bottom isn't constantly disengaged. Of course, you still have to take this apart to clean it thoroughly from time to time, but it isn't as frequently as the twice-a-week nectar change I do now.\n\nThe reservoir is a hard, clear plastic with ribs for a feminine look. The yellow flowers are soft and rubberized; mine came with one detached flower, and, while it took some maneuvering to get it back in place, it wasn't that difficult. I originally hung this where another one currently hangs, and the hummers were there within five minutes. If this is your first feeder, you will probably have to wait longer for them to find yours. Place it in an area with a clear flight path (they generally don't like to maneuver in tight spaces to get to a feeder) and in a highly visible area where they can see the red plastic at a distance. I make my own clear nectar with a critical 1:4 sugar-to-water ratio -- that is 1/4 cup sugar to every cup of water. You do NOT need red dye. The color of the feeder and the shape of the \"flowers\" will attract them.\n\nI also have the 135TF feeder. The main difference between the two is the shape (this one has a ribbed and tulip-shaped reservoir, and the 135TF has a squatter, rounder look) and the color of the flowers. Both hold 16 oz of nectar, and both have four ports and perches. Unless you have a decided preference for the look, I recommend going with whichever is less expensive.\n\nAlthough I like the top feeder design, I'm less enamored with the plastic construction. I have a glass Perky Pet feeder that looks better, plus won't leach as much plastic into the nectar (both have plastic bottoms and flowers.) I prefer the glass one, but the hummingbirds don't seem to care, as long as I supply them with fresh nectar on a twice-a-week basis.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: An Amazon Brand.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sturdy Covers for Outdoor Wicker/Deep-Seated Chairs, Pack of Two\n\nReview: This deep-set chair cover is perfect for outdoor wicker chairs, either for storing them over the winter or just protecting them from the elements in the summer. I like that there's both a drawstring with a plastic lock to keep the canvas close to the form of the chair and four sturdy straps with adjustable clips to anchor the cover to the chair legs. Because we have wintertime mouse problems, I also like that there's no flocking on the underside for them to destroy to make their nests. It's all vinyl-lined canvas. The only aspect that I'm not sure of is the stitching, which seems a little loose when I pull on the seams. Since I live in a high wind area, I'm not sure that the two covers will last more than one winter -- but that's okay, since we're rarely able to use covers more than one or two years before the winds shreds them. So far, though, so good. The bonus? They look much better than your average outdoor chair covers.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The SCOTTS SYNC System Cordless Lithium-Ion Hedge Trimmer is the perfect addition to all of your SCOTTS lawn care products. The innovative charging station allows the user to charge the battery on the tool or alone like a traditional charger. The wall mounting charger doubles as a hanger for the tool; no more excuses for an unorganized workspace. Powered by the SCOTTS 20V, 2.0 Amp Hour battery, this hedge trimmer is prepared to complete your pruning needs. The dual action blades coupled with 2400 cut strokes per minute will trim your hedges faster and cleaner with less vibration. Backed by a 3-year warranty, the SCOTTS SYNC System Hedge Trimmer is engineered for performance and durability.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Battery-Powered, Not-Too-Heavy, But Still Effective\n\nReview: This easy-to-use, moderately powerful hedge trimmer tool is perfect for landscape shaping without the restriction of plugging into electrical outlets. Yes, it doesnt have the longest blade (18) or the most powerful motor (it runs on a 20V rechargeable battery pack), but it works much better than I expected. It cut cleanly through some dead boxwood branches, and it made quick work through new growth on shrubs. In the fall, Im going to take it to my ornamental grasses to keep them from harboring voles in the winter.\n\nThe battery comes partially charged it took less than a hour to fully charge the one I received. I love that the charger can hang on the wall (hardware included) to charge the battery either in or out of the hedge trimmer. The necessary safety features are also there: it won't turn on unless you pull back one switch, then squeeze the trigger; as soon as you let go of the trigger, the blade stops and won't return until you repeat the switch and trigger sequence; it comes with a plastic sheath to cover the blades when not in use. The user also needs some common sense when working with this power tool. Goggles or safety glasses and heavy duty gloves are a must. I found it light enough to hold for prolonged work, but also sturdy. The grab bar and handle fit comfortably in my hand for secure holding.\n\nEven though gas tools are more powerful, I find them too difficult to maintain and hold. Electrical tools that rely on a cord and a long, heavy-duty extension cord are a pain. This lithium battery-powered version is the easiest hedge trimmer Ive tried.\n\nThis trimmer is part of Scotts line of Sync garden power tools that all use the same battery and hanging system.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Bacon is one of the most irresistible foods known to man. The sizzle of bacon on the pan or the first whiff in the morning is enough to induce powerful cravings. But, cooking bacon on the grill is hard. The grease drops down causing flare ups burning your precious bacon. The grilled bacon rack solves that by providing a smooth non-stick surface and grease troughs. It even folds to store away until the next bacon graving hits.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works Great for Tender Bacon, But Will You Use It? (4- stars)\n\nReview: I hate to admit that, upon hearing about this bacon grill rack, I wondered who would use one, but after eating bacon cooked this way, I'm hooked. It's much more tender than microwave cooked bacon, and it takes the same amount of time, more or less, as long as you don't need to cook more than five or six strips at a time.\n\nThe biggest issue with this Cuisinart grilling rack is its lack of instructions; fortunately, I guessed right the first time. I preheated the rack inside the grill for about ten minutes, then draped the bacon over the tipi-like top. Immediately, the bacon began to sizzle. I closed the lid. After a couple of minutes, I flipped the bacon (I'm not sure this is necessary) to make sure one side didn't get too dark. When it seemed done, 5-6 minutes later, I removed the bacon by slipping a fork between the rack and the bacon and then placing the bacon on a paper towel to drain. I got crispy, tender, delicious bacon with a few to-be-expected dark spots. I had no flare-ups or fires, and the drip trays on either side filled with grease as designed. I might have been able to cook another 5-6 strips, but any more than that might have caused grease overflow.\n\nSo, who would use this? Campers, sure, but perhaps someone cooking bacon to put on the burgers being cooked on the other part of the grill. Maybe if you're hosting an outdoor brunch and want to add bacon, although I'd recommend getting more than one of these if you expect to cook for more than a couple of people. The real question is whether you'd start up and preheat the grill just for 5-6 pieces of regular cut -- not thick -- bacon. It's only worth it if you're cooking something else next to it.\n\nClean up is remarkably easy, perhaps because I preheated the rack. I let it cool, dumped the grease, and hand washed in warm, soaoy water. I didn't even have to scrub. The workmanship isn't great -- mine has extra thick paint dripped in the middle of one side and a dent, but hey, it's going on the grill. It doesn't have to be perfect.\n\nI also hate to admit that I'm craving more grilled bacon as I write this review, and I only eat bacon a few times a year. It's going to be hard to go back to microwaved bacon for convenience since it sure doesn't have the same taste and texture.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Advanced Nutrition: Wild Harvest Advanced Nutrition Diet for Parakeets provides the ultimate nutrition your bird requires for developing, maintaining and enjoying good health. Parakeets need a well rounded diet containing seeds, fruits and vegetables to help support a longer, healthier life. This specially formulated, enriched food contains important protein, fat, vitamins and minerals that support a strong and healthy body for your Parakeet. Color Amp Formula: Wild Harvest Advanced Nutrition Diet for Parakeets offers health and nutrition for your pet with the addition of our Color Amp Formula. With added antioxidant nutrients, carotene and other natural sources of beta carotene; our Advanced Nutrition Diet helps support and maintain overall good health. Great Taste Parakeets Love: The uniquely formulated Wild Harvest Advanced Nutrition Diet for Parakeets contains a tantalizing array of seeds and delicious fruits and vegetables for a delectable food mix your Parakeet will be sure to love! Directions: Keep feed cup filled with fresh food. Remove hulls of consumed seed. Always keep fresh water available.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Seed Mix with Vitamins, Fruits, and Vegetables\n\nReview: Budgies (parakeets) can be fussy creatures, so introducing a new seed can take time. I usually can tell whether mine will eventually eat a blend if he tries it right away from my hand and he did. I love that it contains bits of dried fruit and vegetables because I attribute another brand, also with fruits and vegetables, as helping him bridge to fresh veggies. This mix does contain vitamin additives, and its heavy on the white millet. Dyes are also used to color some seeds. Im not sold on the virtue of added vitamins because they must influence the taste of the seeds and because my budgie has a somewhat varied diet. For birds that eat nothing but seeds, the vitamins may be essential.\n\nIm mixing this Wild Harvest blend with my birds usual seed, and hes eating it. Of course, I cant tell whether he is eating the Wild Harvest, his usual seeds, or both. Eventually, if I decide to switch to this brand Im not sure yet that I will","Product: Pest eliminator and night light. Eliminates insects and rodents.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: It Doesn't Work, Despite the Promise of a Triple Whammy\n\nReview: UPDATE, 12/14/14: Seven weeks after I first installed this \"pest eliminator,\" I heard night-time chewing in an interior wall of my bedroom directly under the attic. The only way mice could have gotten into that wall was through the attic, where the Hoont was plugged in, lights blinking and unimpeded. I went up into the attic and set mouse traps. On day two, I caught a mouse six feet from the Hoont. Because the pest elminator was plugged into a ceiling outlet, there's no way that its signals could have been blocked. I've left the original review intact below because it contains information about the unit.\n\nThis is the time of year when mice move into my attic, looking for shelter from the upcoming winter. I hate killing the mice, but the annual invasion has made me grit my teeth and use traps. When this Hoont pest eliminator arrived, I had already caught three mice in the past week. I plugged it into my attic's electrical outlet and hoped for the best.\n\nI want to backtrack a bit first. I had tried ultrasonic devices before with no luck. In fact, one such device was already in place and running when I received the Hoont and had trapped the mice. I liked the idea that this uses three different ways to discourage pests: ultrasonic, electromagnetic, and negative ionization. The stated specification for the ultrasonic range of this device made it seem more powerful: up to 6500 square feet of unobstructed space (ultrasonic waves do not travel well, if at all, through walls), more than enough to cover my large attic. The one failing I expect is the electromagnetic shield in the walls. I've already encountered problems with powerline devices that use my house's wiring because there seem to be two separate wiring systems (yes, this is a new house) that don't allow crossover. For that reason, there's no way that this pest eliminator can work in all my walls. Since I don't have rodents anywhere but in my attic, I'm fine with that. The real question is whether the mice will find unprotected walls and nest there instead, something that would be worse than having them in my attic.\n\nThis device is fairly large, and it can cover both outlets, one partially. You can turn off any of the features -- ultrasonic, electromagnetic, ionization, night light -- and use the others. This is especially important if you find that any of them cause problems, either with you or your pets. Or if you don't like the idea of one of them. I know for a fact that it does something because I could feel it in my sinuses as soon as I plugged it in -- a slight pressure that feels similar to what I experience when I stand near an invisible fence.\n\nI set mouse traps in the attic and haven't caught any mice since installing this pest eliminator. Of course, that doesn't prove anything. I could have caught all the mice up there. Or they could have gotten wise to the traps, as they tend to do. Or they could be simply avoiding the immediate area. (I can trap only within a small area because my attic is not planked. There's flooring only near the attic access opening.) Or this device could already be working.\n\nThe instructions state specifically that rodents that are already nesting in the area will not leave their young. Insect pests may be seen moving about MORE than before because they are confused. According to the company, a true evaluation of this takes at least six weeks. It's almost impossible to prove that this works, only that it doesn't work -- that is, if after six weeks I still have mice in my attic (after currently nesting mice have had their young and should have been driven from the house.) I plan to reset traps in six weeks and will report back. If I have no mice and if I cannot hear them running in the attic (yes, they get that bad in the winter), then I will upgrade this to five stars. If it does nothing and I still have mice, then my rating will go down to one star. Right now, though, it seems to be working. It should be interesting to see if it also works to stem the annual invasion of Asian lady bugs and stink bugs, but I need a first frost and then the next warm day for that to happen.\n\nI have a pet bird, and he seems to not be bothered by this. Then again, the attic is a good two floors above him, and I haven't plugged this into an interior wall outlet. It's also possible that the wall where he's located is not connected to the same power lines as those in the attic. In any case, he is not affected in any noticeable way.\n\nIf this works not only for this winter but for years to come, I'd recommend this triple threat device to anyone who will listen. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Perky-Pet Blue Sparkle Panorama Feeder features an eye catching blue sparkle finish with a convenient circular perch! This panorama bird feeder holds up to 2 lb of seed, has a feeding tray, and a sparkling blue powder coated finish. The Sure-Lock cap system helps keeps squirrels out, yet allows birds to feed. This feeder is easy to fill and clean and will make a stunning addition to any backyard, porch or bird feeding retreat. The transparent seed compartment makes it easy for you to monitor seed levels and keep your bird feeder clean! Remember to clean your bird feeder once every two weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Pretty Good Feeder, Especially For Songbirds That Prefer Hopper Feeders\n\nReview: I also have the copper version of this relatively small feeder, and while I prefer the copper over the red, this version is just as functional. Because it has perches a little distance from the seeds, it encourages small birds like cardinals that prefer platform feeders (as opposed to port ones.) Unfortunately, it also makes it easier for squirrels despite their larger size. I tend to put safflower seeds in this, seeds that squirrels do not like, to keep them at bay.\n\nThe feeder opens and closes at the top by pressing a button and either raising or lowering the lid. You have to make sure the lid is firmly seated before releasing the button. Neither squirrels nor raccoons seem to be able to get inside, although they do have their ways to get to the seeds that come out the bottom, hence my reliance on safflower seeds. The lids and perches are metal, but the clear body and part of the base are plastic.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The #1 Rated Bird Scare Tape on Amazon! If you are looking for the best all natural bird repellent, then look no further...you have found it! The Gardencense bird repellent tape is the best solution deterrent for multiple reasons: Protecting your garden, crops, and plants from bird damage. Longer use. Our tape is 290ft long, compared to others that are only 100ft long. All Natural. This tape is non-toxic and does not harm other animals. We are so confident that our tape will be put to great use and work as explained, that we back our listing up with an money back guarantee. If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you may return the product for a full refund. Purchase our bird scare tape and protect your garden today. Press the Add to Cart button now!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Safe for Birds -- and Inexpensive\n\nReview: I have four blueberry bushes that get stripped of their berries by birds just before the berries ripen. Ive even done out to pick them and found bites out of most of the ripe ones, rendering them inedible. Ive tried bird netting, but birds got caught in it and died, not something I was willing to live with. In the past two years, Id given up getting any harvest at all. Then I heard about Mylar ribbons that frighten birds away during the picking season, and I bought a spool of this. I put tall stakes around my bushes and tied lengths of ribbon to the tops just as the berries started to ripen. So far, so good!\n\nWhen I got the spool, it looked far too thin/small have enough ribbon, but thats because the material is so thin. I put out eight long strips and it doesnt look like I made a dent in the supply. It isn't the most beautiful solution to keeping birds away, but it works. The trick, though, is in the timing. Dont put it out too soon. You want it to remain a scary novelty to the birds when the berries are ripe.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Perky-Pet Carousel Wild Bird Feeder is a gorgeous large capacity feeder with four independent seed compartments that can hold a whopping total of 5 lb of seed with multiple food choices for the visiting birds. Easily screw off the top to fill each compartment with your seed of choice. Hang or pole mount the feeder 10-12 ft away from your house or hang in any large trees and sit back and watch as a variety of colorful, hungry birds are sure to flock to your feeder.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Large Feeder For Using Multiple Kinds of Seeds\n\nReview: Although this is not the largest feeder I own, it certainly comes close, especially since the squirrel baffle projects well beyond the perch, acting as both squirrel deterrent and bird umbrella. It has four seed compartments that can be filled with different seed varieties -- it's a lot of fun to watch the birds land on a perch and decide that they'd rather eat something else than what's at that station. Although I don't expect this feeder to always keep squirrels away -- they are able to figure out how to get to food in almost any feeder --so far it is managing to, um, baffle them.\n\nTo fill or clean, you need to unscrew the top ring, lift off the clear acrylic baffle, and fill. All four compartments are exposed as soon as you lift the baffle, making the opening wide and easy to fill. The shape is short and squart compared to my other feeders, and the broad base allows enough room for two perches and openings per compartment, for a total of eight feeding stations. The perches aren't very long, so tray eaters such as cardinals and larger birds such as woodpeckers may decide to feed elsewhere. The cardinals in my yard are mostly choosing another feeder, even though this one contains one compartment of the seeds they are eating at the other.\n\nIt took most of my songbirds a few hours to dare to approach it, probably because it looks so different from the other nearby feeders. Why take a risk with something that looks like a flying saucer when you can get seeds out of a feeder that you already know is safe? But they did take to it. A few daring individuals even took to it within an hour. The feeder is especially popular with the house finches and the goldfinches. I've put sunflower hearts, saffower seeds, wild bird mix, and nut/fruit mix in mine to attract the widest variety of birds. I'm a little afraid that the plastic hood will act like a sail, especially since I live in a windy place; right now, it's bouncing around quite a bit, although my other feeders are doing the same.\n\nWhile this feeder may not be the most beautiful or most heavy-duty feeder, it does a great job at handling up to five pounds of seed and up to eight birds at a time. (The reality is fewer birds than that, except in the case of goldfinches, which seem comfortable crowding at a feeder.) I like how easy it is to fill and how it takes different kinds of seeds, all at the same time.\n\nUPDATE: When I used this on my second-story deck, the birds used it; however, out in the yard, at a much lower (about 5 ft.) height, only the goldfinches use it. I think it may be too difficult for the birds to get under the dome to reach the perches. I've deducted a star for that.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Bluetooth Thermoblue - Thermometer and Humidity Sensor for in- and outdoor use. Transmits data through Bluetooth 4.0 BLE. Can connect up to 4 sensors at the same time Distance can reach up to 100 feet/ 30m in open range 48 hours built in memory that will sync to the Thermoblue application Maximum temperature/humidity Minimum temperature/humidity Average temperature/humidity Calculates the current DEW point. Read the current temperature/humidity directly from the built in LCD iOS or Android app is available on APP store or Google Play Store. Make sure your smart device is Bluetooth 4.0 BLE compatible. Requires iOS 6+ or Android 4.3+.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Accurate Temperature But Inaccurate Humidity\n\nReview: I would have really liked this had its humidity monitor been accurate. It's made of a cheap white plastic that doesn't look great, but I could have placed it outside or out of the way inside. But because the humidity meter is so far off, I can't bring myself to install it anywhere permanently.\n\nThe Thermoblue comes with three AAA batteries, and while the battery door is a bit difficult to slide open, I've encountered worse. As soon as the batteries are installed, the Thermoblue immediately displays the temperature (in C) and humidity. I downloaded the free Thermoblue app, changed the temperature units to F, and started exploring via the app. From the iPhone app, you can see the battery charge, set an alarm, rename the sensor, and share the info via social media. You can do this for up to four sensors. The biggest drawback of the app is that it's Bluetooth, so you have to be within range to read it on your phone. You will not be able to tell, say, the temperature of your home while you are away. For me, it's just as easy to walk up to a sensor and read it than pull out my iPhone, locate the app, and read it from there.\n\nI have several different temperature sensors and brands throughout my house. I placed the Thermoblue next to each to gauge the accuracy. The temperature gauge always matched the other brands of sensors, but the humidity reading became instantly laughable: it read 58% in a heated, winter house. While other sensors read 23-33% humidity depending on the day and location, the Thermoblue consistently measured 57-59%. At first, I thought it might be an issue with humidity from manufacturing or shipping; however, I left it next to another sensor in a closed room for several days. It recorded a 58% humidity to the 23% of the sensor next to it.\n\nAt the current retail price ($39), this Bluetooth temperature/humidity gauge is pricey for what you get, especially since it won't accurately measure humidity levels. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: X-Sense Color Weather Station with Wireless Forecaster, Temperature, Humidity and Outdoor Sensor\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Love This Little Weather Station!\n\nReview: This weather station is much better than I expected with its colorful, easy-to-read display and good range from transmitter to receiver. I have mine plugged in (more on that later) and I can easily see the time, date, indoor and outdoor temperatures and humidity levels from across the room.\n\nThe weather station runs on either three AAA batteries or house current, and the sensor takes two AAA batteries. If you have the weather station plugged in, the display is illuminated at all times, but when run from battery power, the display illuminates only when you press the light/snooze button on top. I am using both battery and AC current with my unit since unplugging it causes the display to reset; with batteries inside, the power can go out without my having to reenter everything. I prefer to have the display illuminated, although if I had this in my bedroom, I'd probably choose batteries only.\n\nWhen the sensor and the station are placed side by side, the temperature on mine varies by a degree -- not a lot, of course, but irksome to someone who likes precision. If I place the sensor next to a La Crosse weather station sensor, the readings vary by .7 degrees F, with the Avantek always reading higher. Of course, I can't say which sensor is correct or even that one of them is. I have the sensor at the back of my house and the station in the front, and the signal reception is great.\n\nThe display includes month, date, year (European order) and day of the week; time; sun/cloud/rain illustration; indoor temperature; indoor humidity; outdoor temperature; and outdoor humidity. You can also use it as an alarm clock with snooze button, making it great for a bedside clock and weather station. All the functions are easy to read and fairly straightforward to set.\n\nThis would make a great gift for a weather junkie or anyone who likes to know the outside conditions. The only thing you need other than shelf space and batteries is a place to put the sensor. I keep mine between a window and the outer screen in a spot that doesn't get direct sunlight. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Terrariums are a great way to brighten up a room. This comes in a kraft gift box to give to that special someone. The air plant needs water once a week and bright indirect light. Complete kit includes the following: 1- 4\" Round Glass 1- Air Plant Ionantha 1- Purple Amethyst Crystal 1- Dried Thistle Flower - Mini White Rocks - Juniper (preserved) - Natural Reindeer Moss (preserved) - Twine - Assembly Instructions/Plant Care Sheet ☯ Amethyst is a meditative and calming stone which works in the emotional, spiritual, and physical planes to promote calm, balance, and peace. Amethyst is used in crystal healing to help heal personal losses and grief, with physical ailments of the nervous system, the curing of nightmares and insomnia. Amethyst is the premier spiritual stone, providing purifying, healing and protective energies to help balance the Crown Chakra. Amethyst is the birthstone for Pisces and the month of February ☯\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Favorite Shape Among Bliss Gardens Terrariums\n\nReview: Although this isn't my favorite Bliss Gardens scene, the teardrop shape is my favorite shape out of the three I bought. It comes with a small air plant, the scene fixings (juniper sprig, dried thistle, amesthyst rock, and yellow moss), a piece of twine for optional hanging, and instructions. Both the air plant and the scene items are wrapped separately in tissue paper. It does not come with a stand and doesn't need one since the bottom is flat. The glass teardrop is extremely thin and therefore breakable, so you need to take care when handing it. It's about 7.5\" high, including the glass hole for hanging, and about 3.5\" wide at the maximum bulge.\n\nAssembly took about ten minutes -- it's easier if you use tweezers to place the moss -- and requires you to submerge the air plant in water before adding it. Because you need to remove the plant once a week it water it, make sure you locate it where you can easily pull it out without disturbing the rest. The plant requires bright light and weekly watering to survive.\n\nI bought three Bliss Gardens terrariums, and I love the little arrangement I've made on a glass end table located next to a window. Because the terrarium is small and requires minimal upkeep, it would be perfect for an apartment, provided it gets enough light. I plan to buy more of these as gifts since they are both unusual and pretty; however, I will have to arrange them in my own box since they arrive loose among the shipping peanuts.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Whether cut or potted, herbs need water and don't like to be overcrowded. Cole & Mason's self-watering potted herb keeper has the solution. The hydro-felt pad allows herbs to draw water as desired, requiring 40% less watering and can be rinsed with clean water (4 pads included). The carbon steel container is covered for less evaporation and can hold approximately 10-ounces of water. Suitable for 1 pot, round or square. Fits up to 3.35-inch diameter pot. Cole & Mason, has been designing and developing kitchenware from its head office in England for almost a century. It has a well-established salt and pepper range, with a product for every job, from cooking to serving and eating, including manual and electronic mills, simple shakers and salt pigs (salt keepers), all manufactured with the highest quality materials and available in a wide choice of finishes.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only as Good as Your Pot Type\n\nReview: This self-watering container is made for already-potted herbs. You insert a felt pads that droops into the lower reservoir and which then sucks up the water to place under the pot. Instead of watering from the top of the plant, you instead pour water through the opening in the bottom. While the theory seems solid, it's only so-so in practice since success depends highly on the type of pot used. A peat pot is the messiest and most successful, while other kinds with holes in the bottom don't work well since the pad must come into contact with soil to be absorbed. I have basil in a clay pot, which takes up the moisture in the terra cotta container but not enough to actually water the plant; my pot dried out in two days. The soil is 1/8\" above the felt pad and never comes in contact with the watering pad. The directions do not say to plant the herbs directly in the pot -- they tell you to place a round or square pot inside -- but that's the only way I can imagine this working well, other than using a peat pot, which, of course, disintegrates over time.\n\nThis is one of those inventions that sounds good but doesn't work as well as you had imagined. It's made of metal (although I thought it was plastic at first) and should be able to survive direct planting despite the directions. Because this is a five-star product for peat pots but a one-star product for most pots, I averaged it out to three stars.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Perky-Pet Amethyst Starburst Vintage Wild Bird Feeder will add elegance to your yard while attracting and feeding wild birds. The deep amethyst colored glass bottle is embellished with starburst accents and complemented with a brushed nickel metal base. A circular perch wraps around the base giving birds access to the seed from anywhere they choose. The wide mouth opening makes filling and cleaning easier than ever. To fill, simply unscrew the bottle from the base, fill with desired seed, and youre ready to go! We recommend cleaning your wild bird feeder every few weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Small, Attractive Feeder With a Difficult to Fill Opening.\n\nReview: This bird feeder makes a pretty counterpoint to the Starburst Vintage Glass hummingbird feeder -- I have the two side-by-side on the double shepherd's hook. They make beautiful companions, although this feeder has a few more drawbacks than the hummingbird version. For one, although it unscrews easily from the base, the jar opening is relatively narrow and requires a funnel or something similar to get the seeds inside. Second, 1.5 pounds of bird seed disappears pretty quickly in my yard, even with several other feeders nearby.\n\nI like that it is a tray feeder, because cardinals and other songbirds can eat from it, although larger birds such as mourning doves cannot. Tiny birds can perch on the edge of the tray while slightly large ones can use the perching ring around the tray. It is not squirrel-proof, another reason that the seeds disappear quickly. I've filled mine with safflower seeds, a kind of seed that squirrels don't like, and that has controlled things a little more.\n\nThis smaller feeder would be especially nice for an apartment dweller, as long as there's a place to hang it. It's pretty, sturdy, and the bird love it.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Perky-Pet Sapphire Starburst Vintage Hummingbird Feeder features a unique blue glass bottle decorated with embossed starburst accents. The 4 flower feeding ports allow for multiple hummingbirds to dine together. With a wide mouth opening, this hummingbird feeder is so easy to fill and clean. Hang your hummingbird feeder with the attached metal hanging wire so the spectacular hummingbird action is always in full view!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Attractive, Seemingly Durable Feeder\n\nReview: I go through a lot of hummingbird feeders, mostly because the wear and tear of sunlight can destroy plastic ones in a single season, with leaking as the unpleasant result. I've learned to select glass and metal construction instead, particularly since glass seems to be less likely to grow mold between cleanings. This Perky-Pet feeder is made of a thick red glass (if it's like older Perky Pet models, the glass looks red but is really coated in red, although I can't tell) screwed into a metal and plastic bottom. Red metal flowers decorate the port so that hummingbirds can quickly find the nectar source. The feeder can be hung by the metal handle, either directly over a shepherd's hook or by using an S hook. You might want to purchase an ant moat at the same time to protect the nectar. Yellowjackets and the like will flock to it, however, because the ports don't lift away from the reservoir. Lapping hummingbirds and natural spillage when hanging will likely be seen as a treat for them.\n\nI've owned similar models, one with a red glass bottle and another with a metal base. This combines the best of both. It's both easy to clean and to fill. Just make sure that you firmly screw the base into the bottle or else you'll end up with a leaking mess.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Veranda Collection patio furniture covers by Classic Accessories offer maximum protection with style. The dark splashguard hides stains and water spots while high-flow air vents protect furniture from mold and mildew. Buckled straps attach to furniture legs and help covers hold on in the worst weather. Water-resistant undercoating keeps the rain from penetrating, ensuring that your furniture stays high and dry. A convenient draw string hem affords a tight, custom fit while large padded handles make removal and adjustment of your cover convenient and hassle-free. All Veranda Collection covers feature a 3-year warranty guaranteeing replacement if damaged by dry-rot, the sun, or mold and mildew. You'll be sure to find the right covers to fit your needs with over 140 shapes and styles in the Veranda Collection from Classic Accessories.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Heavy-Duty Cover in a Hard-to-Find Shape\n\nReview: We have a counter-height table with two chairs on our deck that we're resorted to covered with a tarp every winter because we haven't found anything to fit. Although this \"bar chair\" cover is longer than we need (because we have counter-height chairs), it's not too big. I can actually stack the two chairs and cover them both with this one cover.\n\nThe material is a heavy-duty canvas that's coated inside with vinyl to make it weatherproof. It has fasteners at the bottom to attach to the chair legs to keep it from blowing off. (In my windy area, it's more likely to act as a sail and topple everything together, but I deal with worse.). I love that there's no flocking underneath, just vinyl coating, since mice love to shred the inside of our patio covers over the winter to help pad their nests.\n\nThe construction and fabric seem durable enough to make it through the winter as an excellent protector of the chairs against the elements.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Wild Bird Seed Cake With Seeds and Mealworms\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Many Species Love These\n\nReview: When I couldn't find the usual suet-and-mealworm cakes I had been buying at a home improvement store, I turned to these Kaytee Seed and Mealworm cakes. I bought the large size to fit in the large suet cage I have. The woodpeckers and nuthatches were so excited to see these cakes after a few weeks of an empty cage that they were pecking at it before I got back inside the house. Although I had originally hoped to feed the bluebirds that turn up daily to the heated birdbath, they have shown no interest; instead, I've been surprised by how many species will eat them. Of course, these cakes are not just mealworms but also sunflower and safflower seeds, which enhances their attractiveness to more than insect eaters.\n\nYes, these are a bit disgusting to hold and insert into the suet cage; however, the happiness of the wild birds is worth it.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Upside-down Tomato Garden - This ingenious planter elevates the planting bed so tomato vines grow downward, ripen in the air and need almost no attention. The compact planter holds up to 80 lbs. of topsoil (not included) and needs only water and ample sunlight. Hollow base uses sand (not included) for stability. The plastic bed, supported by PVC pipes, has four openings underneath, with pop-out perforations for four additional top openings for herbs or peppers. 25\"W x 25\"D x 48\"H. Assembly is requi (91001PR )\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Sounds like a great idea, but has major design flaws\n\nReview: Because the tomatoes grow downward under a square soil reservoir with this planter, they never get full sun and therefore don't grow nearly as well as they would in traditional pots. Even if they were grown in the middle of a deck/patio (who would want that?) with all sides unobstructed from the sun, they only get early morning and late afternoon sun. Add a soil \"pot\" that barely hold enough dirt to sustain one plant, let alone several tomatoes with other plants growing on top, and you have a piece of worthless junk. Even daily watering and frequent fertilization couldn't get my plants to thrive as well as they should have. Yes, I got a few tomatoes from each plant and some basil and beans from the top, but the yield and plant size was disappointing. The tomatoes I grew next to this had easily four times the production, with much healthier plants.\n\nUnlike others who had trouble keeping the planter upright, I had no trouble with that, even though I live in a windy area. I filled the base all the way to the top with water. The rigid PVC pipes never cracked or broke, even under the weight of wet soil and plants.\n\nYou would do much better to use traditional pots than to try this. Don't be tempted.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Ferry morse/jiffy 5719 10 cell windowsill greenhouse\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: No-Mess Window Sill Starter\n\nReview: This seed starting kit is perfect for placing on a average-width windowsill. The included pellets are small -- not the smallest that Jiffy makes but not their largest, either. Faster growing seedlings may have to be transplanted to larger indoor peat pots or something similar before they are ready for outside planting.\n\nComparing to filling peat pots with starter soil, the mess with this Jiffy greenhouse is minimal. All you need to do is add warm water, wait for the pellets to expand, and plant your seeds according to the directions on the packet. You use the clear plastic housing as a greenhouse until the seedling sprout. Because you pour water into the tray and not on top of the seedlings, they get watered from below to draw their root systems downward.\n\nI use this system every year to start flowers and vegetables indoors. You can keep the trays and tops to refill with separately sold pellets the next year.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: eCOTRITION food blends for birds and small animals offer a nutritious mix of fresh ingredients scientifically formulated to help small pets flourish. Our blends combine premium seeds, nuts, vegetables and grains with added vitamins and minerals for a healthy diet. eCOTRITION Essential Blend Food for Parakeets offers a nutritionally complete, fortified mix of healthy ingredients scientifically formulated to help birds flourish. This naturally delicious mix contains a parakeets favorite fruits, seeds, vegetables and nuts! Each ingredient is carefully selected and blended with a variety of bright, colorful pellets to meet your birds nutritional needs while providing the daily stimulation they require. eCOTRITION Essential Blend Food for Parakeets combines premium ingredients such as soybeans, oat groats, wheat, red millet, cracked corn, raisins, dried carrot, red pepper flakes and more, with vitamins for growth and maintenance, plus minerals for overall health. With fresh ingredients hand-selected based on field research and fortified nutrition, this blend provides everything your bird needs to thrive during its long and healthy life. At eCOTRITION brand, we know that pets are more than companions theyre part of the family. Treat your bird to Ecotrition Essential Blend Food for Parakeets. Balanced by Nature.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My Budgie's Staple Brand From the Beginning\n\nReview: I basically had no choice but to buy Ecotrition when I got my budgie over four years ago: he had been weaned to it (the Color Boost blend, though, which seems to be discontinued), and he wouldn't eat any other brand. He was one of those birds that would rather starve than eat a different tasting seed mix. As he has gotten older and more mature, he will eat other things such as Harrison's Super Fine pellets, Dr. Harvey's Best Parakeet, and fresh vegetables; however, this has remained his daily staple. He has his breakfast routine by eating pellets first, then eating this blend. Later in the day, he'll eat the other things. (I mix this blend with the Ecotrition Canary/Finch blend because my budgie is unusually small and likes some smaller seeds.)\n\nThis blend has a few colored seeds, which isn't ideal, but they are few and far between. Although white millet is the first ingredient, it includes other ingredients such as dried red pepper flakes, soybean, corn meal, and dried cabbage flakes as well as a variety of seeds. I'm not thrilled with all the preservatives, but at least they keep the seed from going rancid. Even though it's not an ideal blend, it's much better than many of the heavily dyed kinds on the market.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: This shiny eye catching toy will delight the most well mannered bird. The reflective fork, spoon and knife activitoy by JW pet company has a dangling fork, spoon and knife for birds to manipulate and play with; it is sure to keep your bird entertained. Great for parakeets, cockatiels and similar sized birds.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Budgie's All-Time Favorite Toy\n\nReview: I've had budgies (parakeets) for years, one at a time, and each has always had a favorite toy that I cannot remove. When I rotate toys to keep my bird stimulated, that one comfort toy stays. My current budgie can't live without this one, so I bought another to have on hand in case the current one ever needs to be replaced. He loves the combination of bell, chains, and the noises from the bell and the utensils when he grabs the chain with his foot. Considering that the one he has in his cage now has lasted for six years of daily use, the toy can definitely be called durable. The size is perfect for a small bird, and not overwhelming in the least.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: For over 75 years InSinkErator has been known for building the world's best garbage disposals. Badger, our standard food disposal line, is basic, reliable, and functional. Available in various models and sizes for a range of applications, InSinkErator also manufactures a premier line of garbage disposals, the Evolution Series. InSinkErator garbage disposals are the only food waste disposers that are proudly made in the U.S.A. InSinkErator has grown into the largest food waste disposer manufacturer and best-selling garbage disposer brand in the world.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good value, but not as quiet, long-lived as others\n\nReview: Our builder-installed InSinkErator died after four years of use, and we replaced it with this model, a slightly newer but similar model of the same brand. We chose this one because of the price and because we knew we could install it using the same fitting/space as the old one.\n\nThis Badger is not as noisy as some, but it's not nearly as quiet as some of the upper end models. (We installed an upper end model in my parents' home a couple of months after we bought this one, and my parents' is *much* quieter.) Still, it is quieter than the original. I would rate it a \"moderate\" for noise.\n\nThe disposer grinds food without problem, just as it should. If you have a large family and use a disposer heavily, I highly recommend going up to a 1/2 HP model. For moderate to light use, this model should be fine, although don't expect it to last more than five years or so.","Product: 3 in 1 - LED Night Light, LED Emergency Light and LED Flashlight; Length: 4.0". The Night Light has an Automatic Sensor which allows On at Dusk and Off at Dawn. The Emergency Light features an 8 Hour Battery Back Up. Convenient White Light Flashlight. These lights are fantastic. Keep one in the bathroom and hallway for nighttime safety! They also aid with sleep patterns by helping to keep the lights dim or off in the bathroom during late night visits.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good night light and emergency power light -- but not so great flashlight\n\nReview: I had been looking for a while for an emergency power light; the last two brands I bought failed at the first power surge. Finally, I found my light. This 3-in-1 emergency light has two bright LED lightbulbs that illuminate in case of power failure. When plugged in under regular power conditions, the light becomes an automatic nightlight when the room becomes dark. You can also pull it out of the outlet to use as a small flashlight.\n\nPros: the emergency light is bright enough to navigate through a room or hallway in otherwise darkness; three settings for emergency/night light, for the flashlight, and off; a red light is always on to show that the unit is working; the light does not cover two outlets as some emergency lights do, although the lower outlet is still tight, especially for larger plugs; the nightlight goes on automatically when the room becomes dark; at approximately 4 inches tall and 2.5 inches at its widest, it doesn't draw attention to itself; LED emergency lights are bright.\n\nCons: if you don't like nightlights, then you'll dislike that you have to use that feature to have the emergency light ready; the flashlight doesn't give enough useful directed light -- you'll be better off activating the emergency light by unplugged the unit even though it won't concentrate the light into a beam; the red \"on\" light may be distracting.\n\nFor me, this has been the best replacement for my old extremely reliable emergency lights that died about five years ago after ten years of service. I've tried others, and hated them. This is the first since those old ones that I think works well. I suggest that you buy one or two to try out yourself before buying enough to outfit a whole house.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The new Four-piece Camo Pliers and Wrench Set features a camo design and non slip cushion grip handles.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Generally solid construction (4- stars)\n\nReview: This KR Tools pliers and adjustable wrench set offers good value with solid construction and non-slip grips, perfect for a secondary set or for someone who wants sturdy tools for occasional use. They don't open and close as effortlessly as, say, Craftsman tools, and they don't feel as balanced in my hand since most of the weight is in the handle. The black nickel finish looks great and is difficult to scratch, although the tools bouncing around and knocking against each other in the tool box did pick up some marks on the metal.\n\nThree of the pieces -- the 6\" long-nose pliers, 6\" diagonal pliers/wire cutter, and the 7\" utility pliers -- work well. The adjustable wrench does not thread well, and it takes some effort to open and close it at certain points; I'm unlikely to use it again because of this. An application of WD40 helped, but not enough. While I don't understand the camouflage motif for the handles, the raised and lightly textured khaki spots provide a non-slip surface for gripping. The handles mar easily, and in fact came scratched up because the manufacturer packages them without any protective cover, a problem for those who like to keep their tools nice-looking. Those with small hands like me may find them difficult to hold onto because the grips make them wider than they would be otherwise.\n\nThe adjustable wrench gets two stars from me, but the other pieces get four stars, primarily for their value. While these won't go into my main toolbox, they will travel with me in my emergency tool box in the car. It makes a good starter set for those on a budget.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The new Four-piece Camo Pliers and Wrench Set features a camo design and non slip cushion grip handles.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Generally solid construction (4- stars)\n\nReview: This KR Tools pliers and adjustable wrench set offers good value with solid construction and non-slip grips, perfect for a secondary set or for someone who wants sturdy tools for occasional use. They don't open and close as effortlessly as, say, Craftsman tools, and they don't feel as balanced in my hand since most of the weight is in the handle. The black nickel finish looks great and is difficult to scratch, although the tools bouncing around and knocking against each other in the tool box did pick up some marks on the metal.\n\nThree of the pieces -- the 6\" long-nose pliers, 6\" diagonal pliers/wire cutter, and the 7\" utility pliers -- work well. The adjustable wrench does not thread well, and it takes some effort to open and close it at certain points; I'm unlikely to use it again because of this. An application of WD40 helped, but not enough. While I don't understand the camouflage motif for the handles, the raised and lightly textured khaki spots provide a non-slip surface for gripping. The handles mar easily, and in fact came scratched up because the manufacturer packages them without any protective cover, a problem for those who like to keep their tools nice-looking. Those with small hands like me may find them difficult to hold onto because the grips make them wider than they would be otherwise.\n\nThe adjustable wrench gets two stars from me, but the other pieces get four stars, primarily for their value. While these won't go into my main toolbox, they will travel with me in my emergency tool box in the car. It makes a good starter set for those on a budget.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Best Gift For Youself or Loved Ones. Benefits of full spectrum Lighting: 1) Increases contrast in Reading. 2) Increase release of seratonin a hormone linked to an improved feeling of well being. 3) Increases vitamin D production in skin, which helps the body efficiently use calcium. 4) Render color much more accurately. 5) Reduce levels of melatonin, a harmone that promotes fatigue. About the Bulb: 1) Color Temprature 6500Kelvin. 2) High lumen output of 1800. \"Your light is as good as number of Lumens it provides\". 3) Long lamp life of 10,000 hours. 4) Energy usage of 27 watts, light output of 150 watts. 5) 120 Volt AC 50/60Hz. Touch On/Off Switch. If you prefer Rocker On/Off Switch please search the following ASIN B004BABXYM. Certifications CSA, CCSA, FCC ROHS.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Lamp and Light, Although I Have Concerns\n\nReview: I've been using this lamp for several weeks as a replacement for a similar one that broke, and I'm really pleased with the easy assembly, good light, and the touch control. Still, I'm a little concerned about this lamp for the long term. The instructions say to tighten the head in place, yet the knob on the neck can be used for nothing more than lowering and raising the head. No way to tighten. So far, my lamp hasn't suffered from droop, although I foresee that possibly happening in a year or two. For now, though, I'm thrilled to have found a replacement for my old one at such a great retail price. It makes a nice desk lamp with clear, sunlight-like light.\n\nI had this lamp put together in minutes. The oval base supports the neck and head of the lamp nicely, keeping it in place. Note that this lamp takes a special bulb.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Features advanced edge-lock paint line protector for super sharp paint lines! ScotchBlue painter's tape multi-surface with advanced edge-lock paint line protector 2093El removes cleanly with no surface damage. This tape features the ScotchBlue painter's tape logo and the product number printed in Green, right on the tape, so you can find it easily in a drawer or tool box and know what you're choosing and using. Great for use on baseboards and trim, metal and glass.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good But Thin Painters Tape\n\nReview: This multi-surface painters tape does indeed work to keep paint where it belongs, and the tape is easy to remove a week after application, something really important if you're one of the few left (like me) who use slow-drying oil enamel. The lines are clean, and the tape doesn't leave any residue. The only thing I'm not wild about is how thin the material is. Sometimes it's difficult starting the roll, whether for the first time or when the leading edge has been pressed into place, and I end up with tiny shreds of blue tape under my fingernails.\n\nThis wide width is best for wall designs such as stripes, along the tops of baseboards with one edge free, or to protect hardwood floors along the shoe molding. If you are painting in tight spaces such as individual window panes, go for a more narrow, traditional-width tape.","Product: This item is LED headlamp with Adjustable Beam Focus feature. Focus is controlled by pulling the head. Area, spot, and flood lighting is all available. Equiped by CREE LED, the beam distance of flashlight is up to 500ft. Luminous flux is about 140lm in full brightness, which is about 400% higher than small 9 LED flashlight. High, low and flash brightness choices are available. 3 AAA batteries are required and included. It is ideal for industrial professionals, outdoorsmen, and outdoor sports enthusiasts. It is multifunctional so you don't have to hold a flashlight. It is also the perfect lighting at night time when working in a dark or dimly lit area or biking. Lighting EVER high quality standard. 30 days money back guarantee.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Easy-to-Use Lamp When You Need Both Hands Free\n\nReview: The Lighting EVER LED headlamp is a convenient, low-cost method of directing light into tight places when you need to use both hands. Whenever I get a new computer or office accessory, I'm always juggling a flashlight and cables as I crawl under my desk. And my husband is always yelling at me to hold a flashlight for him as he installs, say, a new light switch. This headlamp allows you to do-it-yourself instead of do-it-with-another.\n\nThe lamp is much smaller than I anticipated, and that's a good thing since it doesn't weigh much or get in the way when I'm using it. In fact, the flashlight portion is smaller than the battery pack at the rear of the headgear. The soft, elastic straps are adjustable, and the power wire leading from the back/battery pack to the front is coiled to expand and contract according to the size of the head. The LED light is powered by three AAA batteries (included.) The on/off/brightness button, located on top of the light, is positioned so it's easy to reach while you're wearing it. The light itself is a bright center square of light with much weaker light spilling out in concentric circles. To make it brighter or to put it in flashing mode, you click through each until you reach the one you want. The lamp has four positions from flush against your forehead to about a 45 degree angle downward. This allows you to illuminate an area straight ahead or something in your hands held out from your body. The loud clicks and the feel of the movement make me afraid that I'm about to break it; however, when I look at the construction of it, that seems unlikely.\n\nI like that the whole thing can fit in a sandwich bag when I'm not using it. It doesn't take up much storage space, and it's always ready when I want to use it. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: G7 Power introduces the LED answer to the standard 60W incandescent A19, and it comes without a bright yellow top. G7's new revision produces more light with less power (80 lumens per Watt) which reduces the bulb's overall heat output. At 800 lumens, it will replace a standard 60-watt incandescent bulb in nearly all fixtures. (A 60-watt incandescent puts out approximately 840 lumens.) This bulb uses 1/6th of the power of a standard 60 watt incandescent bulb, and like an incandescent, it distributes light in all directions. Unlike a CFL, this bulb turns on at full brightness and does not contain mercury. The bulb's warm white color temperature (3,000 Kelvin) falls between an incandescent' s light and pure white light. This bulb will pay for itself in energy savings after approximately one year when compared to a 60 watt incandescent used eight hours a day at the rate of 0.12 Dollars per kilowatt hour. This bulb is Energy Star and UL certified, does not emit UV light, and is RoHS compliant. Manufacturing quality control standards meet or exceed ISO9001. Notes: LED bulbs should be used in open luminaries to prevent overheating. They should not be used where they may be exposed to water. G7 is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions are welcomed at support@G7Power.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wow -- This Bulb Sold Me on LED Technology\n\nReview: I was reluctant at first to try LED lighting technology, much the way I was at first to try compact fluorescent bulbs. The LED lights I had seen in years past were too blue, too harsh, and simply not home friendly. I took one look at this bulb, and all that black dredge up more fears; however, as soon as I screwed in this bulb, I was sold. The bulb went on instantly, and the compact fluorescent it replaced was history. The soft white look felt natural, and the light itself seemed bright despite the mere 10-watt spec. Yes, this fully replaced 60-watt and equivalent bulbs.\n\nBecause this was the first LED bulb I tried (I have others, but this was the first), I had to get over some aspects of the design. First, unlike CF bulbs, LED bulbs get hot, and each bulb needs a heat sink or vented area to keep the interior electronics from overheating. In the case of this bulb, the black plastic is ugly, making it a good thing that my lamp shade hides it. Next, this bulb is divided into quadrants, also with black plastic vents. It is unlike any bulb I've ever seen. (I have no idea why G7 Power didn't make this with white plastic vents and heat sink to make it more aesthetically pleased and, from a distance, more conventional in appearance.) Once I got over the way this bulb looks, I was ready to accept that LED lighting technology is the way to go for a more energy efficient household.\n\nAlthough this bulb doesn't dim as fully as an incandescent, it is close enough. LED bulbs are supposed to last for decades with normal usage, and the manufacturer's warranty reflects its confidence in that theory. That said, the technology is too young to know whether the theory will hold up in practice. If you can afford to replace your CF or incandescent bulbs with these, even if it's only a gradual transformation, this brand is a solid option. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Key features:- Even light distribution fills lamp shades and fixtures; Pleasing incandescent-like light output and bulb appearance; Shatter resistant plastic lens will not break like glass; Recommended use; This high quality 4-pack of LED bulbs are the ideal replacement for a standard 60-Watt incandescent in places where dimming is not required. We recommend it for lamps, bathroom fixtures, desk lights and any other area you would normally use a standard incandescent bulb. Bulb properties: Unlike first and second generation LED bulbs that emit more light downward or to the sides, this bulb emits color-accurate light evenly over 240 degrees. Objects and colors will 'pop' with greater detail at 80+ CRI. No longer do we need to settle for less efficient, yellow top, breakable glass, or oddly shaped bulbs. In most fixtures, this bulb looks just like an incandescent while consuming only 9.5 Watts. This bulb does not contain mercury or emit UV light. Its high end driver contains over-voltage, over-current and over-heat protection in order to make sure it's highly efficient Samsung LEDs last a very long time. For the tech types, its power factor is guaranteed to be greater than 0.95. This bulb is ETL certified for safety as well as CE, RoHS and FCC certified. Energy savings: Estimated energy cost of this bulb per year: 1.14; Annual savings over a 65-Watt incandescent: 6.69. Notes:- Instant on at full brightness, even in cold temperatures For use in dry locations; For use in open luminaries; For use with standard, non-dimmable switches Questions and comments welcome at supportatg7power.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: G7 Power's LED Bulbs Are Now More Attractive!\n\nReview: I've become a fan of LED light bulbs as the technology has improved to pair environmentally-friendly, low energy-usage bulbs with a more natural looking light. Gone are the days of harsh blue light, just as compact fluorescents left behind the days of cold, flickering light. This G7 Power bulb substitutes for 60-watt incandescents in lumens, although it uses a fraction of the wattage. Even better, LED bulbs are built to last for years, even up to a decade. (Obviously, the technology is too young to gauge the true longevity; the electronics, not the bulb, are usually the parts that fail. Fortunately, G7 Power offers an excellent warranty.)\n\nI have older G7 Power LED bulbs, and the only thing I don't like about them is the aesthetics of the heat sink, or open portion to cool the bulb, in the base. Older versions of the heat sink were often black or gray. This off-white heat sink blends in better with the bulb itself, making it seem like a more conventional bulb overall. This is really important in cases where the light fixture exposes part of the bulb itself. This is the first LED bulb I've tried that can be mistaken at first glance for an ordinary incandescent one.\n\nI can't tell much difference between this soft-white LED lighting and the CFL bulb it replaces. The light seems to be roughly the same quality and quantity. The main difference between the two technologies, at least in the beginning, is the cost. LED bulbs cost a lot more than their CFL cousins. Of course, the lesser energy usage of LED bulbs combined with their supposed longevity ends up being more \"green\" than even CFL. In theory, this means fewer bulbs in the landfill as well. Incandescent bulbs remain warmer in their light; however, once I get used to the slightly colder light, I stop noticing. The next step for me is more powerful LED bulbs -- ones that can replace 100-watt incandescents -- and floodlights for recessed lighting. In the meantime, I'm content to swap out a light here and there with one of these. It would cost a fortune to convert my entire house to LED all at once, and so I plan to do it step-by-step. (Note: the manufacturer supplied a sample for review.)","Product: The G16 series is the perfect bulb for accenting your home. While not dimmable, this light bulb creates a warm atmosphere, while providing your family cost savings and efficiency. We recommend it for accent lighting, chandeliers, string lighting, specialty fixtures, signs, and as a low wattage night light. G7 Power believes in energy solutions that make sense, both economically and aesthetically. We're a small town business with big time products, started by local Veterans with the goal of bringing sensible energy solutions to your home and office.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Specialty Bulb with LED Technology\n\nReview: This small, LED globe light emits 250 lumens or the equivalent of a 15 watts incandescent bulb and is therefore only appropriate where a low-light bulb is needed. The base fits into a standard fixture, and the diameter of the globe is roughly 2\". The light is almost indistinguishable (to me) from compact fluorescent light, although not as warm as traditional incandescent.\n\nI'm a huge fan of G7 Power bulbs, especially now that they have improved the look of their LED heat sinks to blend them in better with the white glass. Yes, LED bulbs seem ridiculously expensive when compared to incandescent and even compact fluorescent equivalents, but their energy usage is much lower. LED lights will supposedly last for up to 15 years or 50,000 hours; if they do, the savings long-term will be significant. Because the technology is so new, however, no one seems to know for sure whether the predictions will hold true. I figure that it's worth the chance, especially for lights that are used frequently or are located in difficult-to-replace locations. Because I've gotten to used to CFL bulbs, I tend to forget that I'm using an LED bulb.\n\nThis specialty bulb would be an excellent choice for a decorative fixture that uses low-watt globe bulbs. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: white colors\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Love, love, love this bulb!\n\nReview: With LED technology getting better all the time, I'm in the process of converting my home to LED lighting for many situations. This BR30 bulb, with its standard base and 85-watt equivalence, is great in a variety of fixtures where I want bright, clean light. Even better, it's dimmable, so I can use it with a dimmer for more low-light ambience.\n\nThe dimmed bulb does not hum, buzz, or flicker -- that alone is an excellent advancement of LED technology. The plastic lens makes breakage much less likely than with CFLs and incandescents. And because the bulb uses little wattage (only 15 watts) to achieve brightness, contains no mercury, and is likely to last for years beyond the normal CFL, this is one of the most environmentally-friendly bulbs you can choose. I also like that the bulb turns on instantly, even faster than my \"instant on\" CFLs. The light is white but not hard on the eyes. Although the manufacturer claims that it gives off \"warm incandescent-like light,\" I'd categorize it as \"not harsh white.\" There is no yellowish tint that gives a warmer feeling.\n\nThe heat sink (vented area to dissipate heat) is a plastic grayish white, which doesn't call attention to itself. I love G7 Power bulbs, and this one is no exception. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Jackson Safety brand is the go-to for personal eyewear protection. The Jackson Safety Calico Safety Eyewear gives you and your workers a lightweight protective solution that offers excellent wrap around and anti-fog protection in a stylish and comfortable design. The eyewear comes with temples that can be interchanged with a head strap for a closer fit. The impact-resistant polycarbonate lens meets EN166 1FT, CSA and ANSI Z87.1+ standards. They are ideal for environments where there is a risk of impact or airborne debris. These Jackson Safety glasses have smart features like a cushioned brow bar for additional comfort and ventilation, lenses with 99.9% UV protection to reduce eye strain and prevent eye damage like cataracts, retinal damage, and other conditions that can cause temporary vision loss, and a fog shield and EN166 N anti fog coating for reducing lens fogging. They're so comfortable your employees won't be tempted to remove them when doing tasks that require eye protection. You can trust your team's eye safety to Jackson Safety Eyewear.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Comfortable, Both For Fit and for Blocking Sun Glare\n\nReview: These safety glasses with a smoke-colored lenses are idea for doing work outside, especially since glare and squinting can make jobs more difficult than they need to be. These are basically sunglasses with comfortable foam padding to protect your eyes from flying debris. I love that they are big enough to protect my eyes yet small enough to feel more like sunglasses. Instead of using an elastic strap the way many goggles do, they sit on your ears as though regular glasses. They are only adjustable as far as flexing a little for wider faces. They fit both my husband and me despite our different facial sizes.\n\nThe plastic lenses are impact-resistant (I didn't test this independently.) The anti-fog design has notched areas in the foam above the eyes to allow rising heat and moisture to escape instead of condensing on the plastic. They also don't adhere and mold to your face. This means, of course, that you don't get a complete seal; for jobs that require that, use safety goggles instead. These protect from larger flying particles. I find them useful for outside work such as hedge and tree trimming. The one danger is that you may let them slide down your nose to see over top of them and then forget to slip them back in place when you begin the work anew.\n\nI like that the smoke color isn't so dark that it impacts my vision. I can see clearly. The best part, however, is that they are comfortable enough to wear for prolonged periods of time.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The Rubbermaid RM-AUL3G 3-Step Ultra-Light Aluminum Stool is the perfect tool when you need a little extra height for items in the kitchen, bathroom, garage, or anywhere around the house. Designed with a solid aluminum frame, sturdy platform step, hand grip and a 225 lbs. capacity, you'll feel safe and comfortable getting to those hard to reach places. The step stool features non-marring feet, large standing platform that automatically locks in place and a convenient handgrip making the stool easy to climb and carry. The RM-AUL3G measures 54.75'' x 20'' x 4.25'' with a highest standing height of 33.625'' and weighs approximately 8.75 lbs. The durable 3-step stool has a silver finish, 9.3 Ft reach height, ANSI Type 2 Duty Rating and folds up for easy storage. Rubbermaid products aim to simplify everyday life with consumer and commercial products that touch millions of people every day where they work, live and play. The Rubbermaid RM-AUL3G 3-Step Ultra-Light Aluminum Stool comes with a 1-year limited warranty. As a licensed manufacturer of Rubbermaid Step Stools, Tricam is a leading consumer products company who continues to lead the industry with innovative, patented designs throughout their entire product line. Tricam's products include household step stools, lawn and garden carts, replacement tires and tire tubes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Taller Than I Expected But Great All the Same\n\nReview: Once I got over the surprise of just how tall this step ladder is, I started to love it. It's lightweight enough for me to carry around by one hand, and it's tall enough for me to change a recessed light bulb in my 9 ft. ceiling. You can stand on all three steps -- the two ladder steps and the broad plastic one at the top -- without a wobble. The top has a high handle that you can use to steady yourself while standing at the highest level. The safety catch locks in place when you lower the plastic step, and it's easier than the catches on most step stool/ladders to release.\n\nWhen collapsed, the ladder is about four feet long, so closet storage may be a problem if you have low shelves. The great part is that, when folded, the ladder is only a little over 4\" deep, giving it a shallow storage footprint.\n\nI expected a step stool but instead got a lightweight step ladder, and I'm not disappointed in the least. This lightweight yet sturdy ladder is handy for tons of household tasks.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: OxyLED T4 Daylight White LED Desk Lamp, Table Lamp Eye-caring LED Lamp (12W, Dimmable, Touch Control, Professional Architect Swing / Adjustable Arm)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: High-Tech Lamp with Great Features\n\nReview: Even though this desk lamp doesn't win any points for style, it is amazing -- in user interface, in brightness, in versatility, and in coolness factor. At maximum brightness, it is far brighter than the full spectrum desk lamp that I was using before. Even better, with the touch of a button, I can change the birghtness and the quality of the light, from cool (bluish) to warm (reddish).\n\nThe lamp is constructed of plastic -- a matte black for the arms and lens frame, a glossy black for the base, and a translucent pebbled one for the luminous panel. The lighted controls are either green (brightness and color), red (power button), or blue (in sleep mode.) The arm that holds the light panel has four joints -- forward/backward; up/down; side-to-side; and one for the panel itself to adjust viewing angle. Even though the panel at maximum brightness is indeed bright, it doesn't burn into the eyes the way looking at an incandescent bulb does.\n\nThe sleep button brings down the brightness and switches to a yellowish light to use as a sort of nightlight. The lamp vibrates and emits a soft buzz when you've reached minimum or maximum brightness or when the mode has been successfully activated.\n\nThis lamp is both cool and useful, with its \"infinite\" brightness controls and adjustable position. I love it. Note: I received a sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Pack of 5 Units DIMMABLE 7W PAR 20 LED BULB\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: LED Replacements For Halogen Bulbs\n\nReview: This set of five dimmable halogen replacement bulbs has a standard-bulb base (not pronged, not candelabra) and emits 500 lumens of light per bulb. While 500 lumens is not particularly bright -- about 50 watts of incandescence -- some fixtures and locations require this lesser amount. Because they are also dimmable, these bulbs are good for accents and mood lighting applications or for areas where they will be clustered to provide more light. The size, about 2 3/8\" in diameter, makes them especially appropriate for track lighting.\n\nLED bulbs are supposed to last for decades; however, I've had one bulb by this manufacturer burn out after less than a month. If this happens, I recommend getting in touch with the company because they will likely replace a faulty bulb like that. I removed one star because of the uncertain lifespan. I'm giving it a full four stars, however, because it may have been a fluke. Note: I received a free sample for review.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Control lighting and other appliances from anywhere with the Kasa Smart Wi-Fi Plug with Energy Monitoring. Schedule connected devices turn on when you get home, then power down when you go to sleep. Control each outlet individually or as one, set schedules or scenes, even use voice commands with Amazon Alexa, Google Assistant, or Microsoft Cortana.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Seamless Connectivity with Echo (5- Stars)\n\nReview: This is a review of a free product received by TP-LINK as part of the review program.\n\nWhen I first received this smart plug, it hadn't yet been fully integrated with Amazon Echo, and it was a bit clumsy to use with it because I had to call up the Kasa app first. Within days, however, Amazon announced TP-LINK's smart home connectivity, and a step has been taken out of the process, making everything run extremely smoothly. All I have to do is say, \"Alexa, turn on the bedside lamp\" within earshot, and it's done. Of course, I don't need an Echo or its companion the Echo Dot to work this plug. All I need is a smart phone with the TP-LINK Kasa app downloaded. Integration with Alexa, however, makes control voice-operated within the home.\n\nBefore you begin, you must download the TP-LINK Kasa app to your smart phone since there's no other way to configure it. As with most smart plugs, set-up requires you to leave your WiFi network to connect to the one broadcast from the plug in order to configure it and to get it on your home network. You can re-name your plug, assign it an icon, set a schedule, put it in away mode, and set a timer for it to go off/on after a programmable period of time -- all from your phone. If you want to use it with Echo, you also need to connect your Echo to Kasa via the Alexa app, again from your smart phone. You only need to do this once. From then on, any newly configured devices can be found by the Echo and added to your list. I have an Echo on one floor and an Echo Dot on another. It doesn't matter which of these I use to request control over the plugs -- both will do the correct action, no matter where the plugs are located in my house. Once you connect the plug to your home wireless network, you can configure additional aspects of the plug without having to go to the plug's WiFi signal -- unless, of coures, you switch routers.\n\nThe app makes programming easy. You do need to set your time zone properly for scheduling, so don't forget to do that. I'm a little surprised that the plug can't scrape the local time data from the internet, but then again, I haven't found a smart plug yet that could do that. (I had two plugs that reverted after two months to Greenwich Mean Time and couldn't be reset -- ugh.) Still, considering that other small devices like my FitBit can adapt to local time by using my cell phone, I expect that particular functionality to be present in future generations if not in future firmware updates. You can also monitor energy usage for each plug with the app. Although energy usage can be instructive, most people won't feel the need to check that information.\n\nThe plug isn't perfect, just a lot better than other brands that I've tried. One drawback is the large size of the plug. Right now, I have two HS110s, and both need to be plugged into three-prong power strips because they take up valuable outlet space otherwise. It would be fantastic if future versions would be smaller so as not to block outlets from other plugs. Note that it comes in three-prongs only for powering, although a two-prong can be plugged into its three-prong opening; this could cause a problem in older homes or with two-prong extension cords.\n\nBecause I am thrilled by how well the HS110 works with the Echo, I hope TP-LINK comes out with wall switches and other Internet of Things devices.\n\nUPDATE: I now have the light switch version of the plug, and it's wonderful to use as a timer or to activate via Alexa as long as it's on a single switch. You cannot use it on the three-way one.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: A thermostat that adapts to your life. You can control the Lyric Round Thermostat from anywhere, or let it manage your comfort and savings automatically, so there's no learning curve, no rigid scheduling - just comfort when you're home, and energy savings when you're away.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: High-Tech Thermostat With Room For Improvement\n\nReview: In a perfect world, with all the stars aligned, the Honeywell Lyric thermostat should take thirty minutes to install and set up; however, my world isn't perfect. It's not that the Lyric set-up is complicated. It's that a few things can go wrong, not the least of which is the compatibility of your wireless router. Once it's up and running, though, it works well and has some cool high-tech features. But even the Lyric's world is not perfect.\n\nFirst, the hardware: the Lyric is a glossy white circular thermostat about 3.75\" in diameter. It has an LED display with some touch controls as well as a well-integrated, essentially invisible frame that you spin to set the temperature. It has motion-activated illumination so that you can find the correct touch controls even in the dark, although the temperature is always visible. With a touch, you can turn your system on or off, set the thermostat to away mode, and even see the day's forecast. The unit contains an AA battery for short-term display back-up. The Lyric cannot be installed if your current thermostat uses 120-240V wires (thick black wires) that indicate a line voltage system. Most modern homes will have compatible wiring behind their existing thermostats, but check yours prior to purchasing this. The Lyric comes with two screws, two wall anchors, and an optional 5.5\" white plastic wall plate to cover existing holes and gaps. My husband and I took one look at the wall plate and said, \"No way.\" The Lyric is attractive. The wall plate is not. Because the Lyric mounts at the top and bottom and our old thermostat was mounted at the sides, we ran into our first delay. We had to spackle the holes and touch-up the paint since the Lyric is round and the original was rectangular. It wasn't a big deal -- it just meant that we couldn't install it as quickly as we had hoped. And while this was happening, our house was heating up without its air conditioning. Once the wall was properly prepared and the power turned off, it took probably ten minutes to install by following the quick start guide. (Make sure you take a photo with your phone prior to removing the original and/or write down the wiring order to ensure a smooth installation.)\n\nNext, the firmware: the Lyric connects via wireless-G or -N but not via wireless-AC. Normally, this shouldn't pose a problem; however, because my router is a tri-band AC router with MU-MIMO, the Lyric could not stay connected long enough to complete the set up. Since most of my wireless-N-only devices don't have this problem, I had to call Honeywell (the tech support phone number conveniently popped up on my smart phone when the connection failed) to find out about the need for a dedicated 2.4 GHz band. I connected the Lyric to an extender that splits the bands into different names and therefore keeps them separate. Although I have to do the same thing with an older internet radio I use, I didn't expect to have to do it with a brand new high-tech product. If you don't already use an extender, I recommend going into your router settings and making sure your 2.4 GHz band has a different name from your 5 Ghz. (The tech support rep also told me about some issues they were having with the latest iOS update and compatibility, but I hadn't updated yet.) The Lyric must be connected to both the internet and a smart phone for the initial set up and for remote access, although it can be controlled manually. The features are really cool: it uses \"geofencing\" (you set the range using a map) that will ensure that your thermostat adjusts your home temperature BEFORE you return home; the thermostat can be viewed and controlled remotely; it can send you alerts when the temperature rises or falls beyond a temperature range that you specify; it can be set for an \"away\" mode for a specific amount of time. The geofencing and away settings work well for energy savings during the day, but if you like to lower the temperature while you're sleeping, you're out of luck. UPDATE: When I originally wrote my review, the Lyric could not connect to the Echo as described; however, that has since changed. You enable the Lyric app under skills in Alexa.\n\nAnd the software: the Lyric app is generally good, although it took far too long for me to complete the Lyric's configuration through it. You have to set up a Honeywell account, get the activation email, activate, etc., before going through the settings one-by-one. The configuration portion is mostly good, although if there's a problem along the way, as I encountered, it doesn't help you out. It just freezes, and you have to start over. There also doesn't seem to be a way to edit the name I originally assigned to the thermostat or the more general settings. If you want to use geofencing, each person in the household who will be home alone must have the app on a smart phone and must have an account and the Lyric app. You then add users via the app so that they can control and activate the thermostat. (Manual operation is always a possibility, although I'm not sure it overrides the app settings for long.)\n\nSince this is a smart home device, Honeywell really needs to step up its instruction on how to connect to hubs such as the Echo. I understand that some of the burden rests with the hub system; however, most of us will want to know that information when we are configuring a device. For instance, there may be a way to broadcast the Lyric so that it's discoverable without changing the configuration on the device itself.\n\nI like the Lyric much more than I do the non-smart thermostats in the house, although I worry about what might happen if Honeywell stops supporting the Lyric when it moves on to other products. This happened to me with an expensive cloud-based security camera, and all the company did was offer its users discounts on the next line of products. For now, though, I really like the Lyric despite its flaws.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: At Casablanca we hold tight to the belief that you don't have to sacrifice efficiency for beauty. Each element is designed to be as efficient as possible - so you can feel good about your energy savings and your contribution to protecting the planet. Casablanca motors move more cubic feet of air per minute (6,639 CFM for the Ainsworth Gallery) while using significantly less energy. Ainsworth Gallery is Energy Star qualified which means it provides greater energy efficiency. Designed for large rooms, with a 54-inch blade span, Ainsworth Gallery in Basque Black is a truly distinguished look at just the right size. With captivating details and impeccable styling this fan is equally at home with antiques or flea market finds. Complete with an ornate three-light fixture in Champagne Scavo glass with decoratively ribbed edges, it's one of Casablanca's finest traditional fans. Match your fan to furniture, wall color or molding details with reversible Smoked Walnut/Espresso blades. Blades are set at the optimum pitch to deliver maximum airflow at any speed. Enjoy a DustArmor nanotechnology coating that repels dust buildup on the blades. Engineered to work for the life of the fan, the Direct Drive high-end motor controlled by a convenient pull chain gives you four fan speeds. A new easy-to-use hanging system with low-ceiling option lets you use it on ceilings 8 feet and under*. And, every Casablanca fan is backed by a 120-day in-home service guarantee, along with a limited lifetime warranty on the motor and a 1-year parts and electronics warranty (excluding glass and bulbs). Should your fan not meet your satisfaction, Casablanca will send a trained professional to service it. With this extensive coverage, you can enjoy the beauty, quality and performance of your Casablanca fan for decades to come. 3-inch down rod and three medium base 14 Watt CFL bulbs included. Not compatible with Hunter down rods or Hunter Original down rods. (*Requires optional low ceiling adaptor.).\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Casablanca Quality in a Style I'm Not Wild About (3+ stars)\n\nReview: When we bought our house over ten years ago, the builder had installed a Hunter fan in the bedroom, and it drove my husband crazy because we knew the quality of Casablanca fans from our last house. Hunter is acceptable -- it's just not as well-built and is not as silent. We finally got around to removing the old fan in favor of this one. My husband, who has traditional tastes, chose this one in Onyx Bengal. (We installed the much more expensive Alessandria model in our sunroom, and that's also more traditional, though not quite as much as this one. I prefer the Alessandria.) We needed one that came with a lighting package since the center of our bedroom had depended on the Hunter's four lights.\n\nMy husband thinks this is a five-star fan, but I'm much less enamored of it. While this fan has the Casablanca build-quality and silent motor, I'm not wild about the style. You have a choice of putting the distressed blades up, where they can't be seen, and downward facing, whether they can. The distressed sides look to me less distressed than abused, so I chose the regular blades, even though one blade has a distress mark on that side, too. I hate the toffee glass because now not only have I lost one light fixture going down from four to three, but also the brown color keeps the light from spreading out as well. The globes also look too small to me. Again, it's a matter of taste. My husband thinks it looks elegant, and I think it looks stuffy.\n\nIt took us about two hours to install it ourselves, with my husband doing most of the work since only one can get on the ladder at a time. Because it doesn't come with a remote like many of the upper-end Casablanca models, it didn't require more more work than installing any ceiling fixture. (Note: you have to have or install the included fan bracket in the ceiling. You can't just swap out an ordinary overhead lamp for a fan because the electrical box needs to be able to handle the weight.) The only problem we had was the canopy not lining up exactly enough to be able to screw in one side. That took twenty minutes of struggle before we finally got the screw in. Other than that, everything fit correctly. It comes with a balancing kit to completely erase any vibrations.\n\nI don't recommend this fan if you intend it to be the sole illumination in a room, particularly if you like it bright. We are fortunate that we also have recessed lighting that, until we installed this fan, we barely used. Now I use it all the time, even during the day.\n\nCasablanca is one of the top companies in quality fans, and it shows. No more Hunter hum for us. Just remember that the product photo on this page is against a white background, and even with white ceilings, it probably won't look as bright in your space.\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: G7 Power introduces the only 600 lumen, dimmable, G30 globe LED bulb with a lifetime guarantee. At 600 lumens, it will replace a standard 50 Watt incandescent bulb, and its medium E26 base (standard socket) will allow for a wide variety of applications. Common applications include bathroom, mirror and display fixtures. The color temperature of this bulb is warm white (2,700K), which falls very close to incandescent light. It does not emit UV light. This bulb is constructed with a shatter resistant hard plastic lens and its metal base is designed to effectively dissipate heat. It contains no mercury. Manufacturing quality control standards meet or exceed ISO9001. It is UL and RoHS certified. Dimming notes that apply to all LED bulbs: well grounded, LED compatible dimmers are recommended, best when used with the same bulb, dimming range may decrease as more bulbs are placed on a single dimmer. G7 Power is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions welcomed at supportatG7Power.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Specialty Bulb with Excellent Energy Efficiency (5- stars)\n\nReview: This frosted LED bulb works well on vanity bars that use globe lights but is even better for fan or overhead fixtures requiring globe bulbs since those are more likely attached to a dimmer. This bulb has a standard base and can fit into any fixture that can accommodate an approximately 4\" wide bulb.\n\nWhen LED bulbs first came out, I wasn't a fan because the light always looked too blue, but, as with compact fluorescent bulbs, the technology has improved. This bulb's light, while not a warm color, gets as close to incandescent as my soft white compact fluorescents do. And it is bright, rated at the 50-watt equivalent and most definitely brighter than the 40-watt bulbs I had in the same fixture, and it draws only 9 watts. I wasn't sure I'd like the gills on the bottom of the bulb used as a cooling feature; however, it can look surprisingly decorative. Still, if you have a traditional or classic decor, you might want to limit their usage in fixtures where the base of the bulb will be hidden.\n\nThe company has an excellent warranty that guarantees that this bulb will work for the owner's entire lifetime. Of course, you can't drop it, and the company still has to be in business for that long. It also doesn't cover \"acts of God,\" although it's not clear what those acts will be. Sure, if a tornado hits your home and wipes out your bulbs, that's an act of God, but what about minor power surges? How do you know that's what happened? Or didn't happen? As with compact fluorescent bulbs, the failure of LED bulbs is generally not the bulb itself but the electronics that drive it. If they remain stable in this bulb for decades, it will be well worth the cost. Otherwise, not so much.\n\nIf you value energy efficiency and don't mind the initial cost, this G7 Power bulb is a strong option. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\n\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: The extraordinary story of a boy called Wart -- ignored by everyone except his tutor, Merlin -- who goes on to become King Arthur.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I'm Glad I Finally Read This!\n\nReview: Somehow, I missed this classic when growing up, so when my daughter was assigned this book for her eighth grade honors English course, I eagerly picked it up. I was well rewarded for my efforts.\nThe Sword in the Stone, the most famous of the quartet and the first, was for me the least interesting, perhaps because of its lack of driving conflict. It concerns the education of Arthur, called The Wart, in often hilarious scenes as Merlyn sets out to instruct him in the way of all creatures.\nThe Queen of Air and Darkness is a better story than the first, though it lacks the substance of the two later books. It tells of the history and childhood of the Orkney clan (Sirs Gawaine, Gaheris, Agravaine, Gareth, and Mordred) as well as preparing for the emotional battles about to begin.\nThe Ill-Made Knight is simply brilliant, giving Sir Lancelot a humanity I never thought possible, not for a knight living in legend. The love triangle of Arthur, Lancelot, and Guenever (called Gwen by Arthur and Jenny by Lancelot) is given life and understanding, real force. When I finished this book, I had to stop and swallow all the angst and love before I could continue.\nA Candle in the Wind begins with some of the most monotonous descriptive writing possible, with White devoting ten solid pages to Lancelot and Guenever looking out a window onto medieval England. I began to believe that White was desperate to incorporate all his research. Once the story got going, however, I couldn't put it down as the tragedy of King Arthur's life unfolded.\nAlthough these four separately published books are often described as a modern retelling of the legend of King Arthur, readers should be aware that they were written in the late thirties and early forties, a time when readers tackled demanding reading more readily than people do today. Do not expect to breeze through the volumes; even The Sword in the Stone, long regarded as a children's classic, is written in language far too complicated and scenes much too descriptive for a casual reader. White engages in expository pages - about Arthur's philosophy, the history of the feudal system, the evolution of courts of law, etc. - that for me watered down the narrative drive. This is my reason for taking away a star from the rating.\nThe characters, however, are drawn with precision. I took delight in White's imagining of Sir Gawaine (\"Sir Gawaine and the Green Knight\", if you can remember from freshman English) and his rough-and-tumble brothers. Lancelot and Guenever are drawn with affectionate details of their strengths and failings. Mordred is a wonderfully villain, a man both mad and cunning, with a history that makes his actions seem not only believable but inevitable. Arthur, too, is given flesh, although his generosity and lack of brilliance make him less interesting than the others.\nI could write on and on about this book, but Amazon.com has a word limit. Read The Once and Future King, and see for yourself.","Product: 'The Namesake' is the story of a boy brought up Indian in America. 'When her grandmother learned of Ashima's pregnancy, she was particularly thrilled at the prospect of naming the family's first sahib. And so Ashima and Ashoke have agreed to put off the decision of what to name the baby until a letter comes!' For now, the label on his hospital cot reads simply BABY BOY GANGULI. But as time passes and still no letter arrives from India, American bureaucracy takes over and demands that 'baby boy Ganguli' be given a name. In a panic, his father decides to nickname him 'Gogol' -- after his favourite writer. Brought up as an Indian in suburban America, Gogol Ganguli soon finds himself itching to cast off his awkward name, just as he longs to leave behind the inherited values of his Bengali parents. And so he sets off on his own path through life, a path strewn with conflicting loyalties, love and loss! Spanning three decades and crossing continents, Jhumpa Lahiri's much-anticipated first novel is a triumph of humane story-telling. Elegant, subtle and moving, 'The Namesake' is for everyone who loved the clarity, sympathy and grace of Lahiri's Pulitzer Prize-winning debut story collection, 'Interpreter of Maladies'.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A fine novel about a transplanted Bengali family\n\nReview: In THE NAMESAKE, Pulitzer Prize winning author Jhumpa Lahiri's first novel, the characters are always hungry: for a place to call home, for family, for love, and, of course, for food. Ashima, in an arranged marriage to Ashoke Ganguli, misses her native India as she sets up house far from her family in Massachusetts, a land of bleak winters that her family will never know, much less understand. Making Bengali food out of American substitutes, she searches desperately for the comfort of her childhood. Time gradually pulls her away from the past, and she learns the ways of America, becomes friends with other transplanted Bengalis, and begins a family. A quiet affection develops between Ashima and Ashoke as they raise their two children, oddly-named Gogol and his sister Sonia. The novel lovingly follows the family through decades of heartache and celebrations.\nGogol is the novel's center and its primary perspective, the namesake of the title. Although he does not know it until much later in life, Gogol is named after the Russian author not because, as he is told at first, Gogol is his father's favorite writer but because a copy of Gogol's short stories saved Ashoke's life after a train wreck. To Ashoke, the name of Gogol signifies a beginning, survival, \"everything that followed\" the horrific night spent in the rubble. This idea is the heart of the novel; as immigrants the Gangulis must look forward to what lies ahead instead of what is past. In America, Ashima and Ashoke are reborn, just as their children must find their own paths.\nRich with detail and infused with affection, this novel has a lyricism that brings the Gangulis' world to life without exoticism. The description of food - Indian, French, American - is so exactly decadent that one should not read this book hungry. The only thing this wonderful novel suffers from is a neatly-wrapped nostalgia in the final chapter. Despite this minor flaw, I highly recommend this novel for a wide readership. Only those who desire strongly plotted fiction should be disappointed. (4.5 stars)","Product: The Corrections is a 2001 novel by American author Jonathan Franzen. It revolves around the troubles of an elderly Midwestern couple and their three adult children, tracing their lives from the mid-20th century to \"one last Christmas\" together near the turn of the millennium. The novel was awarded the National Book Award in 2001[1] and the James Tait Black Memorial Prize in 2002.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"A Tragedy Rewritten as a Farce\"\n\nReview: Jonathan Franzen has written an ambitious, hugely human novel about a middle class family suffering from too many expectations. In chapters that are closer to novellas in length, THE CORRECTIONS manages to evoke the deeply seated emotions of its characters without taking itself too seriously. Alfred suffers from Parkinson's disease and possibly Alzheimer's, while his wife Enid believes that his failing is not what he has, but who he is. Oldest son Gary is a control freak who is losing control of his marriage, while middle child Chip is an unemployed Ph. D. whose hopes hinge on selling a hopelessly bad script. The youngest, Denise, is the hard-working chef of an acclaimed Philadelphia restaurant whose choices in love are almost always disastrous. While their problems weigh each down, the details of their lives are often wryly humorous. That Chip really believes a screenplay that begins with a six page lecture on sexual imagery in Tudor drama can be a blockbuster, and that Enid falls in love with the lion-y (and illegal) yellow capsules of a mood enhancer called Aslan despite her rigid ethics, balance the downward spiral of their lives. As a former Lithuanian U.N. ambassador says as he and Chip are chased through a country in political crisis, \"[. . . ] it's mostly posturing. A tragedy rewritten as a farce.\" No other sentence more aptly describes this novel's distinctive flair.\nFranzen's writing can be pretentious and off-putting at times, with obscure words mixed liberally with vulgarities. Occasionally, a dialogue passage goes on for too long, or a descriptive paragraph fails. However, these lapses are rare. On the whole, this novel is tightly written with a keen eye to the larger significance of petty moments. With THE CORRECTIONS, Franzen has proven himself an astute and witty observer of human nature.\nReaders who prefer commercial novels may find the novel's multiple plots too slow-moving. Its strength definitely lies in its characterization and social observations, not in its story. Readers of literary fiction should find it immensely satisfying. Highly recommended.","Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The evocative and imagined story behind a painting\n\nReview: Tracy Chevalier's novel imagines the life behind a painting, a conceit in lesser hands that could have sustained no more than a short story. Griet, the daughter of a blinded and thus unemployed tilemaker, is sent into the Vermeer household as a maid where she quickly learns the ways of servitude. Griet is not well-liked by the senior maid nor by her mistress, both of whom are jealous of her because she, and not they, are allowed into Vermeer's studio. Griet is beautiful and has an eye for color and order, qualities the painter finds enchanting. How she ends up in the painting and what it does to the futures of all involved make up this tale.\nThis book is easily read in a couple of sittings - maybe even one, if you have the time. Because I read it back to back with Anita Diamant's The Red Tent, I found it lacking in complexity and depth, but was a good read all the same. Griet's chores in the household are well imagined and precise, and the historical details Chevalier provides, particularly those pertaining to the grinding and creation of color, are a delight. While Vermeer himself seems elusive as a character, almost as though the author were afraid of giving him flesh, the other major characters are solid. I couldn't help liking Griet and feeling for her difficult position.\nThis is an excellent vacation book, not demanding but still evocative. You don't have to be interested in art or Vermeer or historical fiction to enjoy this book. It stands on its own as the story of a young woman coming of age and learning where her place in the world lies.","Product: Michael Cunningham was raised in Los Angeles and now lives in New York. His first novel 'A Home at the End of the World' was published in 1990, and his second 'Flesh and Blood' in 1995. 'The Hours' was awarded both the 1999 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction and the 1999 PEN/Faulkner Award.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Inspired by Mrs. Dalloway, but all Cunningham\n\nReview: I can't believe I put off reading Michael Cunningham's THE HOURS for this long. This spectacularly written novel resonates with emotion and insight as it follows the relatively ordinary details of the lives of three women separated by decades. Each woman lives a single day here, each is haunted by the novel MRS. DALLOWAY. Virginia Woolf is preparing to write the novel in the midst of unsettling thoughts and surroundings. 50's housewife Laura Brown finds refuge in the book as she prepares for her husband's birthday and finds herself tempted by thoughts of death. Clarissa Vaughan has been nicknamed Mrs. Dalloway by her closest friend, the dying poet Richard, for whom she is about to throw a party. The three stories converge thematically; two are brought together by a shared character.\n\nYou don't need to read Woolf's MRS. DALLOWAY to appreciate this book because Cunningham has constructed a moving tale that stands on its own. Although a knowledge of Woolf's novel reveals the layers the author has carefully constructed, there is much here to enjoy without that frame of reference. The language is stunning, and the sentiments even more so. Surprisingly, Virginia Woolf is the strongest character despite her iconic place in literature, with Clarissa almost as well drawn. Laura is less memorable. Some of the minor characters appear with clarity while others seem tacked on, there only to support the ties to Woolf's novel. The homosexual characters (most notably Clarissa and Richard, with fleeting impulses from Laura and Virginia) are treated with affection and respect.\n\nTHE HOURS is a short, easily readable book, although you shouldn't - and most won't want to - breeze through it. I recommend this book for a general readership.","Product: The Number One international bestselling author of Jurassic Park, Congo and Sphere takes on global warming in this gripping and critically acclaimed thriller. In Paris, a physicist dies after performing a laboratory experiment for a beautiful visitor. In the jungles of Malaysia, a mysterious buyer purchases deadly cavitation technology, built to his specifications. In Vancouver, a small research submarine is leased for use in the waters of New Guinea. And in Tokyo, an intelligence agent tries to understand what it all means. Thus begins Michael Crichton's exciting and provocative techno-thriller State of Fear. Only Crichton's unique ability to blend scientific fact with pulse-pounding fiction could bring such disparate elements to a heart-stopping conclusion. This is Crichton's most wide-ranging thriller. State of Fear takes the reader from the glaciers of Iceland to the volcanoes of Antarctica, from the Arizona desert to the deadly jungles of the Solomon Islands, from the streets of Paris to the beaches of Los Angeles. The novel races forward on a roller-coaster thrill ride, all the while keeping the brain in high gear. Gripping and thought-provoking, State of Fear is Michael Crichton at his best.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: You are a captive audience . . . unfortunately\n\nReview: This unabridged CD recording of Crichton's bestselling and controversial novel State of Fear has its strengths. George Wilson reads with an actor's sense of voice, so the listener is attuned to the different nuances of the characters, making distinguishing among them easy. His reading style is smooth and confident, and he moves with ease between dialogue and narrative.\n\nBut then there's the story: part exciting thriller, part repetitive lecture. Peter Evans is a young lawyer working for environmental philanthropist George Morton. Morton has taken a liking to Peter and includes him on fact-finding missions (even though they don't relate to Evans's supposed job, other than being of interest to George) to determine the extent of global warming. Meanwhile, around the world, people are being murdered and cell phones mysterious left behind as unnamed figures gather research and high-tech devices. We meet Jennifer, a lawyer on a team working on a class action suit on global warming, Nick Drake, a lawyer running an influential environmental organization that George is about to endow with millions of dollars, Sarah, George's assistant, and the mysterious Kenner. As Evans gets sucked into a small band working to thwart environmental terrorists, he find his life and those he cares about in danger time after time.\n\nThe unabridged audio CD of State of Fear has a major drawback that the book doesn't: you can't easily skim past Crichton's heavy-handed monologues. The repetition gets even more overbearing in audio format. In Wilson's voice, Evan sounds like a whiner - and he is, though Wilson makes it more apparent with the vocalization.\n\nEspecially since so many people are talking about this book, you should read it, or, especially if you commute, listen to it on CD.","Product: With the four short novels in this collection, Doris Lessing once again proves that she is unequalled in her ability to capture the truth of the human condition. The title story, 'The Grandmothers', is an astonishing tour de force, a shockingly intimate portrait of an unconventional extended family and the lengths to which they will go to find happiness and love. Written with a keen cinematic eye, the story is a ruthless dissection of the veneer of middle-class morality and convention which manages to be at once universal and desperately, heartbreakingly personal. A second story, 'Victoria and the Staveneys', takes us through 20 years of the life of a young underprivilged black girl in London. A chance meeting introduces her to the world of the Staveneys -- a liberal white middle-class family -- and, seduced, she falls pregnant by one of the sons. As her young daughter grows up, Victoria feels her parental control diminishing as the attractions of the Staveney's world exert themselves. An honest and often uncomfortable look at race relations in London over the past few decades, Lessing reaffirms her brilliance at demonstrating the effect of society on the individual. With these and two other equally brilliant novellas, Lessing has proven once again that she is one of our most valuable and insightful living authors.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Worth it just for \"Love Child\"\n\nReview: Doris Lessing's compilation of four novellas (called \"short novels\" in the title) shows Lessing at both her best and worst. Only the last, \"Love Child\" comes close to showing her sheer power as a writer, and this novella is so artfully written, even as it meanders through a man's life, that it's well worth enduring the others to get to it.\nThe most annoying of these novellas are \"The Grandmothers\" and \"The Reason For It,\" the latter because of its allegorical didacticism. In a collection otherwise about impossible love, \"The Reason For It\" stands out as not belonging, for it concerns the lessons of unearned (and unreasonable) power. \"The Grandmothers\" fails for a different reason: it is simply too neat, too devoid of true emotion, too hard to accept as something more than an exercise in fiction. Two women, largely indistinguishable except by name, have two sons, also indistinguishable. Each woman, for no believable reason, takes the son of the other as a lover. The two sons grow up, marry indistinguishable women and have between them two indistinguishable daughters. The women are repeatedly described as \"pretty\" with \"brown legs\" and their sons are \"handsome\" and \"desirable.\" At times well-written and other times bland, this novella ends up being only mildly interesting. Especially after recently reading Paul Theroux's THE STRANGER AT THE PALAZZO D'ORO, I wonder why such skilled but aging writers are exploring older women being lovers of younger men when they can't write convincingly about it. At least the novella following \"The Grandmothers\", \"Victoria and the Staveneys,\" an exploration of love and race, manages to find the emotion in an unusual situation.\nAnd then, finally, the reader, if she hasn't given up already, reaches the last novella, \"Love Child.\" Here, Lessing takes her time to develop the circumstances of a lower middle class man who is drafted while still in college to serve during World War II. Slow to unfold but honest at every turn, this novella is a delight in detail and character, with its protagonist James earning the right to the reader's affection. With a few minor exceptions, what happens is both convincing and natural. By the end of it, I felt Lessing had redeemed herself both as a writer and an observer of the human condition.\n\"Love Child\" alone makes this collection worth reading. Thank goodness Lessing chose to include it, for otherwise I would have been greatly disappointed.","Product: New\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Journey Through Bereavement\n\nReview: The beauty of Joan Didion's prose has always derived from the clear-eyed precision of it, the way a phrase nails down a truth without flourish. In The Year of Magical Thinking, Didion's style is startling as it turns inward to the exploration of the impact of bereavement and the struggle to survive it. Didion's husband, John Gregory Dunne, died suddenly of a massive coronary just after Christmas of 2003. The couple had just returned from visiting their gravely ill and comatose daughter Quintana in the hospital and were preparing to sit down to dinner. As Didion writes, \"You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends.\" This memoir chronicles how the author managed both the loss of a beloved husband and the desperation of attending to the recovery of her gravely ill daughter.\n\nThe author's approach to life is far too elegant and analytical to offer sentimentality or even tips for readers in similar situations, but instead she focuses on the humanity of loss. Didion's interest lies in how the mind and the life around it changes when confronted with death. While she often returns to the moment when Dunne died, repeating it as a kind of touchstone, the book focuses mostly on the progression away from that evening and how it changed her. To her surprise, her formerly analytical mind becomes \"crazy,\" prone to thought-patterns that startle even her.\n\nIf the days and years preceding Dunne's death can seem a little too idyllic, Didion can be forgiven, as this memoir is as much a tribute to her husband and daughter as it is an exploration of bereavement. Its poignancy comes not from the tears shed (no, Didion repeatedly states that she was a \"cool customer\") but from the author's intense desire to make sense of the nonsensical. This groping for understanding, especially in the steady prose of a master writer, becomes a journey that the reader is not likely to forget.","Product: A 40-year-old housepainter named Dominick Birdsey, from a spectacularly dysfunctional family, is the narrator of this long novel about the search for self-acceptance. A \"New York Times\" Notable Book for 1998.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: More ambitious than She's Come Undone - and better too!\n\nReview: Wally Lamb's second novel, I KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE, is more ambitious and more fully realized than his first, SHE'S COME UNDONE, with thematic chords being struck with greater complexity and subtlety.\nDominick and Thomas are born identical twins but, perhaps in an argument for nurture over nature, they grow up to be entirely different people. Thomas, always fawned over by their mother, is now schizophrenic, with frightening bouts of self-mutilation that wound Dominick emotionally. Dominick both loves and fears his twin, and is torn by what they share. He discovers, through a translation of a family document, how dark their ancestral past is, and what he must battle in himself. He begins to see patterns - of abuse, of insanity, of violence, of passivity, of failed love - that shake him to the core.\nBut Dominick is a survivor and a caretaker, which is what this novel is really about. Lamb takes us into the dark depths of Dominick's soul and then back out again.\nThis sprawling and moving tale is not as depressing as it sounds. There is much here to call life-affirming, much joy to contrast with horror. Lamb's strength is his wisdom, however, and readers will emerge with a new sense of the world, exactly what a good novelist should accomplish.\nI KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE is a hefty book, so don't expect to read it in a few sittings. If you aren't the type of reader who likes to linger with a story, pass on this. But for those who do, a true gem awaits you.","Product: Eats-Shoots-and-Leaves\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: British Spunk and Punctuation\n\nReview: This acerbic, often hilarious British bestseller guides readers through the rules and guidelines of punctuation. Not to be confused with a grammar book (although grammar does come into play), this short treatise concentrates solely on the marks used to manage sentences in the English language. Author Lynne Truss is a self-proclaimed \"stickler\" when it comes to punctuation, a person who will run down the street screaming at the sight of a misplaced apostrophe, and she provides clear, unambiguous rules to combat such situations. In addition to explaining the hard-and-fast rules, she acknowledges the gray areas of usage. For example, in her section on commas, she explains the importance of properly dividing a sentence as well as the discretionary nature of the mark, citing an amusing exchange between James Thurber and his conservative editor that highlights issues of clarity and artistic intention. The use of a comma for rhythm and emphasis within a sentence is a topic few style manuals discuss, and I appreciated the author's attention to this less understood application.\n\nTo Truss's enormous credit, she enlivens the traditionally dry subject matter with outrageously funny examples and a wit that could cut the Queen herself down to size. She illustrates the proper use of the colon and semi-colon. She talks about comma splices, question marks, periods (or, in British English, \"full stops\"), exclamation points, dashes, quotation marks, and apostrophes. Thankfully, she also points out where American rules differ from the British lest we all end up confused when corresponding internationally. Her coverage is comprehensive and clear.\n\nFor those who second-guess themselves, this book can be an invaluable (and painless) guide to correct usage. Most people comfortable writing in English won't find many surprises - save a historical fact or two - but the sheer fun of the book is worth every minute. From high school students to octogenarians, readers will find this a delightful exploration of a much-neglected aspect of writing. I highly recommend this book for sticklers and fumblers alike.","Product: \"The book gave me that rare, greedy feeling of: this is so good I want to read it all at once but I mustn't or it will be over too soon. Haddon pulls off something extraordinary . . .\" -- \"The Observer\" \"Always surprising and often hilarious.\" -- \"The Globe and Mail\" \"One of the most affecting things I've read in years . . . it's brilliant.\" -- \"The Guardian\" \"Mark Haddon's new novel comes with glowing endorsements from Ian McEwan and Oliver Sacks . . . For once, the pundits speak the truth.\" -- \"The Economist\" \"A stark, funny and original first novel . . . [with] one of the strangest and most convincing characters in recent fiction.\" -- \"The New York Times Book Review\" \"A brilliant autism novel has been overdue -- and this is it! The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. Mark Haddon shows great insight into the autistic mind, and he brings his young narrator protagonist quite wonderfully to life. I found it very moving, very plausible -- and \"very\" funny.\" -- Oliver Sacks, author of Uncle Tungsten \"I have never read anything quite like Mark Haddon's funny and agonizingly honest book, or encountered a narrator more vivid and memorable. I advise you to buy two copies; you won't want to lend yours out.\" -- Arthur Golden, author of Memoirs of a Geisha \"The Curious Incident brims with imagination, empathy, and vision -- plus it's a lot of fun to read.\" -- Myla Goldberg, author of Bee Season \"Mark Haddon's portrayal of an emotionally disassociated mind is a superb achievement. He is a wise and bleakly funny writer with rare gifts of empathy.\" -- Ian McEwan, author of Atonement \"From the Trade Paperback edition.\" \" A finely crafted debut ... conveys an astonishing intensity of emotion, almost Proustian in its sense of loss and regret.\" --\"Kirkus Reviews (Starred review) \"\" The assurance with which Mary Lawson handles both reflection and violence makes her a writer to read and watch ... has a resonance at once witty and poignant.\" \"-- The New York Times Book Review \"\" Crow Lake is the kind of book that keeps you reading well past midnight; you grieve when it' s over. Then you start pressing it on friends.\" \"-- The Washington Post Book World \"\" A touching meditation on the power of loyalty and loss, on the ways in which we pay our debts and settle old scores, and on what it means to love, to accept, to succeed-- and to negotiate fate' s obstacle courses.\" \"-- People \"\" Lawson' s tight focus on the emotional and moral effects of a drastic turn of events on a small human group has its closest contemporary analogue in the novels of Ian McEwan.\" \"-- The Toronto Star \" \"From the Hardcover edition.\" \"A finely crafted debut ... conveys an astonishing intensity of emotion, almost Proustian in its sense of loss and regret.\" --\"Kirkus Reviews (Starred review) \"\"The assurance with which Mary Lawson handles both reflection and violence makes her a writer to read and watch ... has a resonance at once witty and poignant.\" \"--The New York Times Book Review \"\"Crow Lake is the kind of book that keeps you reading well past midnight; you grieve when it's over. Then you start pressing it on friends.\" \"--The Washington Post Book World \"\"A touching meditation on the power of loyalty and loss, on the ways in which we pay our debts and settle old scores, and on what it means to love, to accept, to succeed--and to negotiate fate's obstacle courses.\" \"--People \"\"Lawson's tight focus on the emotional and moral effects of a drastic turn of events on a small human group has its closest contemporary analogue in the novels of Ian McEwan.\" \"--The Toronto Star \" \"From the Hardcover edition.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Amazing Fictional Leap\n\nReview: Mark Haddon has written a moving novel about love and bravery through the eyes of a British autistic boy. Christopher discovers his neighbor's poodle dead, impaled by a pitchfork, and, because he adores puzzles, he sets out to solve the mystery of who killed Wellington . But Christopher is autistic, a boy who doesn't like to be touched and cannot decipher emotions beyond the tools his teacher has taught him, and so the task requires the huge effort of testing rules and facing his own fears. A literalist by neurology, he deconstructs life into a set of mathematical equations and physical laws. This unique perspective makes him a good detective on one level, where clues and logic rule, but it also fails him on another, higher one because he cannot understand the magnitude of what he uncovers.\n\nThat Haddon was able to write a book from Christopher's point of view with all his quirks and still make him lovable is extraordinary. By necessity, the writing is simple and unadorned, but the language of details elevates it from the mundane. The insertion of mathematical puzzles and drawings add to the reader's understanding of how Christopher's mind works. Haddon's real skill is an understatement that allows the reader to comprehend what is going on even if Christopher cannot. Although Christopher cannot grasp subtlety and nuances, the reader can, and that's where the true force of this exceptional novel lies.\n\nThis short, easy to read book can be completed in a couple of sittings, although its impact will last much longer. Highly recommended for a general readership.","Product: From one of Ireland's most talented journalists, an extraordinary fiction debut, compelling, colourful and romantic. Kathleen is a 49-year-old travel writer, an Irishwoman based in London who has not been back to Ireland since she was twenty. Her home is her office, her family and friends a few close colleagues. She has not experienced passion since she was young. When, over the course of a few weeks, the props of her life fall away one after another, it is to passion that she turns - not in her own life, but in the fragmentary account of a scandalous affair in 19th century rural Ireland, between the wife of a big Anglo-Irish landlord, and her servant. And so Kathleen is drawn back to Ireland, to see whether she can find out more...\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Novel About Ireland and Passion\n\nReview: Nuala O'Faoloain's My Dream of You is a coming-of-middle-age tale about Irish women across decades looking for \"something to love.\" While the novel is overtly about passion, it also explores the meaning of coming home and leaving it, of familial ties, of friendship, and, most poignantly, of growing older. Fiftyish Kathleen de Burca finds herself bereft and alone when her best friend Jimmy dies, and she begins to question the choices she has made. A persistent memory of a former lover and his \"gift\" to her of court documents prompt her to quit her job as a travel writer and to research the scandalous affair between a married Englishwoman and her Irish groom, an event that occurred during the Irish Potato Famine. Kathleen arrives on Irish soil after a long, stubborn absence, and there, she begins to open up, to understand matters of love and passion, to grasp the significance of her childhood, to give meaning to what it means to be Irish.\n\nO'Faoloain's prose is lyrical, though sometimes overwrought, and its cadences propel this essentially quiet story. The historical side of the book, that of the principals in the Talbot Judgment, lends texture to the present day story, although the story itself is not as compelling as it could be, especially when Kathleen recreates it as fiction. O'Faoloain's unflinching descriptions of the realities of the aging body and its desires give this novel a freshness and an honesty. The psychology of the protagonist is revealed with equal candor.\n\nMy Dream of You should appeal largely to women, although all readers who like to read about Ireland will enjoy its textures of history and description.","Product: Professor Timofey Pnin, previously of Tsarist Russia, is now precariously positioned at the heart of campus America. Battling with American life and language, Pnin must face great hazards in this new world: the ruination of his beautiful lumber-room-as-office; the removal of his teeth and the fitting of new ones; the search for a suitable boarding-house; and, the trials of taking the wrong train.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Satiric Novel by a Master Stylist\n\nReview: Vladimir Nabokov is so often called a \"master stylist\" that it is easy to forget that he is an adept storyteller as well. Even though PNIN, one of his lesser known works, threatens to disappear under the gorgeous stylistic turns, it is ultimately the pathetic title character and his nemesis/narrator who drive this novel. Pnin is a Russian instructor at a college, and, due to his solitary existence and his failure to grasp the subtleties of English, he has become a running joke to most of his colleagues. He is fussy, awkward, and usually clueless. The novel reads as episodes in Pnin's life: losing his lecture notes on a train he should never have been on; his weekend with other Russian immigrants; the crushing love and hope he experiences when his ex-wife visits him; a party he gives for his colleagues. The narrator's the biting and hilarious commentary about Pnin and those he associates with keeps the reader from taking these events too seriously. But should we?\n\nIn the writing of this work, Nabokov breaks all the rules. His shifts in points-of-view, his sometimes favoring of lengthy exposition over scene, his dropping of plots and subplots just as they get going all work precisely because he is such a skilled novelist and knows the effect of abandoning conventions. In dashing the reader's hopes, his style takes tenacious hold of the reader's imagination; we learn to trust the voice - even if we shouldn't. This last is what is truly brilliant about the novel: we allow ourselves to be swept into a story of non-events and pathos, laughing along the way and becoming in essence yet another of Pnin's mocking colleagues.\n\nStudents of literature and book discussion groups can discover a wealth of topics here: Is the narrator reliable? How can the narrator be both omniscient and a specific character? How does the touching story of Pnin's first love fit with the mocking tone in the rest of the novel? What is the range of the Russian immigrant experience Nabokov supplies? Is Pnin heroic or merely pathetic?\n\nWhile PNIN is hardly the masterpiece that PALE FIRE or LOLITA is, it has its own rewards. Once I advanced past the first chapter, I didn't want to leave this odd, Old World character. Highly recommended, especially if you've already read one or more of Nabokov's other works.","Product: Publisher: Edition: tenth\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The best general purpose dictionary on the market\n\nReview: When I recently discovered that the dictionary I owned was out of date (it didn't even have the word \"internet\" in it!), I set out to find a new one. Because I'm a professional writer, I can't afford to have a substandard or incomplete volume; yet, I didn't want one that was so bulky that I couldn't easily slip it from the bookcase and balance it on my lap. After going to bookstores and browsing through those in stock, I finally settled on the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate. The text is printed on paper thick enough to block out the print on the reverse side, but thin enough to take up minimal room on the shelf. When opened, the pages lie flat without assistance. The comprehensive listings are easy to read and understand for most people over the age of 14. In addition to the usual guide to pronunciation, you'll find sections in the back on biographical and geographical names, abbreviations, foreign words and phrases, signs and symbols, and a \"handbook of style.\" Although much has been made about the added line drawings to supplement the definitions, I find them sparse and only mildly interesting.\nI recommend this for high school and college students as well as anyone who owns an older, pre-high tech version. If you are searching for a mid-size, comprehensive dictionary, you've found your book.","Product: A major novel from the internationally bestselling author of 'The Joy Luck Club', 'The Kitchen God's Wife' and 'The Hundred Secret Senses'. LuLing Young is now in her eighties, and finally beginning to feel the effects of old age. Trying to hold on to the evaporating past, she begins to write down all that she can remember of her life as a girl in China. Meanwhile, her daughter Ruth, a ghostwriter for authors of self-help books, is losing the ability to speak up for herself in front of the man she lives with. LuLing can only look on, helpless: her prickly relationship with her daughter does not make it easy to discuss such matters. In turn, Ruth has begun to suspect that something is wrong with her mother: she says so many confusing and contradictory things. Ruth decides to move in with her ailing mother, and while tending to her discovers the story LuLing wrote in Chinese, of her tumultuous life growing up in a remote mountain village known as Immortal Heart. LuLing tells of the secrets passed along by her mute nursemaid, Precious Auntie; of a cave where dragon bones are mined and where Peking Man was discovered; of the crumbling ravine known as the End of the World, where Precious Auntie's bones lie, and of the curse that LuLing believes she released through betrayal. Like layers of sediment being removed, each page unfolds into an even greater mystery: Who was Precious Auntie, whose suicide changed the path of LuLing's life? Set in contemporary San Francisco and pre-war China, The Bonesetter's Daughter is an excavation of the human spirit. With great warmth and humour, Amy Tan gives us a mesmerising story of a mother and daughter discovering together that what they share in their bones through history and heredity is priceless beyond measure.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tan's best novel yet!\n\nReview: In THE BONESETTER'S DAUGHTER, Amy Tan's literary talents shine even more brilliantly than in her other books, all of which (with perhaps the exception of her last) deserve serious reading. Released on Tan's fiftieth birthday, her newest novel shows a maturity absent from her earlier work. As a result, this book feels more complete and richer than her others - a real feat.\nRuth is a ghostwriter, an appropriate job considering that her mother believes she has a special ability to channel the spirit of long dead Precious Auntie. Ruth lives with her boyfriend, Art, and his two daughters, and has strung together a hectic life of professional and personal responsibilities, losing herself in the needs of others. When her elderly mother LuLing begins to show signs of dementia, Ruth is thrown into crisis, knowing that she is losing someone she has never truly known. Because she can no longer trust her mother's answers to questions, she hires a translator to decode her mother's story, a manuscript written in elegant calligraphy which Ruth has never found time to decipher herself.\nThe translation of LuLing's story, a compelling narrative of a girl and her disfigured nanny, Precious Auntie, occupies the middle of the novel. Slowly, the reader is led through the intricate paths of LuLing's childhood and the truths she has hidden. Knowing what we do about Ruth and her mother, certain details take on a complexity of meaning. When Tan returns us to the present day in the closing chapters, we understand not only the difficult relationship between Ruth and her mother, but gain insights on life itself and the fragility of love.\nThis is truly an ambitious and successful novel, with only a few missteps on Tan's part. Her ability to tell a story and to engage the reader completely is as strong as ever. If you are an Amy Tan fan, you can't afford to miss this one.","Product: Established in 1895, The New York Public Library is internationally recognized as one of the greatest institutions of its kind. It is the only library that features both world-acclaimed research centers and the largest network of neighborhood branch libraries in the world. Today, The New York Public Library is used annually by more than 15 million people, with additional users via the Internet. Its guardian lions--Patience and Fortitude--epitomize its mission to inform, inspire, entertain, and challenge all who enter its doors.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I love this book!\n\nReview: You can't get a better book than this to page through on a whim. From a list of major composers to the basic rules of mathematics to traveling tips, this fat reference volume has entries that surprise me every time I open it. You want to know the symptoms and treatment of food poisoning? It's in there. The addresses of major U.S. passport agencies? Got it. How about the names and reigns of every Roman Catholic pope? How to set financial goals for retirement? The length of a day on Pluto? You'll find those answers here as well. The sheer amount of trivia is staggering. If you want to know the answer to a question, no matter how ordinary or obscure, look here first.\nDictionary readers will switch their allegiances once they get a hold of this desk reference. All others will refer to it at surprising times. A must have for every reference shelf.","Product: Deep South; Fiction; Ghost; Louisiana; New Orleans (La.); New Orleans, Louisiana; Restaurateurs\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A Disappointing Ghost Story Set in New Orleans\n\nReview: This New Orleans ghost story by M. A. Harper never achieves the promise of its title and premise - not even of its setting. Phil Randazzo, the chef-owner of one of New Orleans premier restaurants, is newly married to Michelle, the widow of a well-known jazz musician, A.P. Savoie, who died three years before in a car accident. Phil's two stepchildren, teenager Cam and much younger Nicole, have largely accepted him as their new father even though they remain haunted by their family tragedy. The haunting goes from psychological to real when Michelle starts dreaming vividly of Savoie and Phil encounters a young boy in a football jersey on the staircase of their house. Disturbing things, perhaps connected to a Zippo lighter, start happening in the house as Savoie gains strength. The presence of Savoie threatens to tear apart Phil and Michelle's marriage, and removing the ghost becomes critical to their survival.\n\nUnfortunately, Harper's prose is clunky despite the lyricism of the title, and her storytelling is equally awkward. Except for Savoie himself, the characterizations never click and remain one breath away from life. Sadly, Harper never seems to give herself up fully to her story, although when she does, she shows real promise. The scene where Phil and Michelle see a psychic surprisingly is one of the best in the novel, primarily because of its fresh take on psychics and because the events unfold with a naturalness not found elsewhere. There are a few scary scenes, especially near the end, that keep the reader hooked. Harper has some good, strong moments, but they fail to carry the novel.\n\nI really wanted to like this book; however, with its bland, awkward language and storytelling, The Year of Things Past is a disappointment.","Product: Excellent Book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An unflinching look at growing up in Lagos\n\nReview: This debut novel is a raw, unflinching look at an unconventional teenager and his native Nigeria. Elvis, who is named after Elvis Presley and who makes a meager living impersonating the dead rockabilly star, lives in Lagos following a series of tragedies, including the death of his mother. He lives with his alcoholic father and his selfish, manipulative stepmother and step-siblings in a house that is only a shadow of what he knew as a young child. Lagos is not kind to this family. It is a city teeming with poverty, political oppression, and predators, all of which seem to conspire against everyone Elvis knows. His best friend Redemption is constantly scrapping for extra money and does whatever it takes, even if it means not asking questions. The King of the Beggars is both a performer and a political dissident. Elvis experiences the brutality of the ubiquitous Colonel and his forces, the exploitation of orphaned girls, the slave trade, and much more in this gritty, hostile world. Abani punctuates the scenes with comfort food recipes (all containing yams in some form) and details of the kola nut ceremony.\n\nFor a portrait of a country that must escape itself for it to survive, Abani's novel succeeds; however, as a story, the narrative can be less than compelling. It is difficult to care about Elvis because he is so detached from what happens that the scenes have little significance for the protagonist. Abani's occasional polemic speeches about life and sometimes heavy-handed prose weigh down what could be an astonishing tale of corruption and redemption. Despite these flaws, Graceland is worth reading for what it shows and tries to tell about growing up in a violent landscape. Abani has marked himself as a novelist to watch.\n\nI recommend this novel for readers of literary fiction and for those who are drawn to fiction about Africa.","Product: Excellent Book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An unflinching look at growing up in Lagos\n\nReview: This debut novel is a raw, unflinching look at an unconventional teenager and his native Nigeria. Elvis, who is named after Elvis Presley and who makes a meager living impersonating the dead rockabilly star, lives in Lagos following a series of tragedies, including the death of his mother. He lives with his alcoholic father and his selfish, manipulative stepmother and step-siblings in a house that is only a shadow of what he knew as a young child. Lagos is not kind to this family. It is a city teeming with poverty, political oppression, and predators, all of which seem to conspire against everyone Elvis knows. His best friend Redemption is constantly scrapping for extra money and does whatever it takes, even if it means not asking questions. The King of the Beggars is both a performer and a political dissident. Elvis experiences the brutality of the ubiquitous Colonel and his forces, the exploitation of orphaned girls, the slave trade, and much more in this gritty, hostile world. Abani punctuates the scenes with comfort food recipes (all containing yams in some form) and details of the kola nut ceremony.\n\nFor a portrait of a country that must escape itself for it to survive, Abani's novel succeeds; however, as a story, the narrative can be less than compelling. It is difficult to care about Elvis because he is so detached from what happens that the scenes have little significance for the protagonist. Abani's occasional polemic speeches about life and sometimes heavy-handed prose weigh down what could be an astonishing tale of corruption and redemption. Despite these flaws, Graceland is worth reading for what it shows and tries to tell about growing up in a violent landscape. Abani has marked himself as a novelist to watch.\n\nI recommend this novel for readers of literary fiction and for those who are drawn to fiction about Africa.","Product: Michael Seidman is currently senior mystery editor at Walker. Previously, he was editor-in-chief at Mysterious Press, as well as an editor for several other publishing houses. He has written for a variety of publications, including Writer's Digest. Seidman lectures at more than a dozen writing conferences every year and lives in New York City.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Revision: the Difference Between an Amateur and a Pro\n\nReview: Michael Seidman has tackled a difficult topic in fiction writing: revision. As most published authors know, raw talent takes a writer only so far; the difference between an amateur and a published writer lies in the hard work that follows a first draft. As Seidman says of self-editing in his introduction: \"Do it ruthlessly, do it painstakingly, do it thoroughly.\"\n\nFor Seidman to teach the reader how to revise, he must first instruct him about the basics of fiction writing. He organizes the book into topics: point of view, scene, character, dialogue, opening, back story, and plot. For most chapters (the one on back story is an exception), he provides lengthy passages of his own fiction that need revision in the specific area being discussed. Through showing the reader his own editing process, Seidman reveals the type of work that needs to be done to polish a manuscript. Although I usually object to an author using his own fiction as an illustration, Seidman's choice allows him to demonstrate the revision process, something beginning writers rarely see.\n\nPerhaps the most intriguing aspect of the book is how far Seidman is willing to go with his topic. His chapters on style, on what can and cannot be done with grammar, pace, and language are advanced topics. He supplies a six-page appendix titled \"A Checklist for Revision\" that contains an excellent set of questions a writer should ask himself before determining that he is ready to submit a draft.\n\nThis how-to book will be less helpful to the writer just starting out than it will be to the writer who is approaching the skill level of a published writer. -- Debbie Lee Wesselmann","Product: Anne Bowling has served as editor of Novel & Short Story Writer's Market for four years, and served as assistant editor on that book for two years prior. She speaks regularly on how to get one's fiction published at conferences across the country and writes a column on getting published for the writer's Web site Fiction Addiction (www fictionaddiction.net).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Solid Guide to Fiction Markets\n\nReview: Every year Writer's Digest Books comes out with a new set of guides for writers, each containing updated entries and new articles. This particular guide is directed at fiction writers only; unlike in the more general Writer's Market, here literary journals publishing only poetry and magazines publishing only nonfiction are excluded, making it easier for fiction writers to navigate.\n\nAlthough the author interviews and craft articles are interesting, the market entries are the most valuable. Changes in editorial staff, focus, and the demise/birth of new markets every year necessitate buying each year's edition. Beginning writers will need to carefully read \"The Business of Fiction Writing\" while experienced writers will bypass most of the front matter to get right to the listings. Not all magazines and book publishers are listed here since the guide requires the cooperation of the publishers, but the compilation is extensive enough for most writers.\n\nThe 2005 edition contains interviews with novelist Margaret Atwood, anthology editor Shannon Ravenel, literary editor Jill Adams, and graphic novelist David Mack. Of particular interest is a piece titled \"Premiere Voices\", where four authors, including The Kite Runner's Khaled Hosseini, describe their different paths to publication. Articles addressing individual genres (romance , mystery, sci-fi, horror, etc.), self-promotion, and craft and technique round out the front matter.\n\nAs a published novelist and short story writer, I find the yearly listings mostly helpful for the placement of short fiction. Novelists would do better to get an agent first (see 2005 Guide to Literary Agents) unless they believe their fiction is better suited to a smaller press, in which case the listings here would be extremely helpful. Writers are advised to read each entry carefully to determine compatibility with their own writing.\n\nHighly recommended for writers trying to publish their fiction."],"string":"[\n \"Product: This season, less is definitely more. Our emma mini wallet's smooth glazed leather in neutral(ish) hues make it a lasting essential.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute, Small, and Practical If You Don't Have/Need a Lot of Cards\\n\\nReview: With thieves getting more technologically sophisticated and cards being embedded with identifying chips/information, it has become essential to use RFID-blocking wallets and other holders. This Fossil mini wallet accomplishes that in a small women's billfold. It has an outside zippered pocket for a small amount of change and, inside where the blocking technology is needed, six slots for cards/IDs. The unfolded length is just long enough for US bills. The wallet snaps shut to keep everything secure; it does not have a flap closure, which means you cannot overstuff the interior and still have it snap. The exterior of the wallet is black leather; the interior, because it needs to block skimmers, is a vinyl or vinyl-like textured material.\\n\\nWhen folded, the wallet measures 3.5\\\" x 4\\\". Because bills barely fit inside, making it difficult to insert them, I wish it were 1/2-1\\\" longer, making it more of a square. It would lose a bit of the cute factor but would also be more practical.\\n\\nThis wallet is perfect to stick in a jean's pocket or to use while traveling with just a few cards. I love that its size fits easily into my small cross-body. Although I have too many cards to use this on a daily basis, I intend to use it whenever I travel since I have no reason to take cards such as my grocery store and other loyalty cards.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: 1 1/2 inch belt which is very comfortable to wear, buckle\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: In the Carhartt Tradition of Farm/Ranch Style\\n\\nReview: This fairly wide, leather Carhartt belt fits perfectly with the look associated with the company: jeans, flannel shirts, and work boots. The Carhartt name is raised and large at the back, with a steel rectangular buckle that has been artificially banged up, as though it has arrived with hard work already behind it.\\n\\nThe color of the leather is graduated, with a light-medium brown in the center portion which darkens at the edges to deep brown. This medium belt is sized for women's 8-10, although much depends on the kind of jeans you wear. Lower riding jeans, especially for a size 10, may require a size up. Mid-rise jeans won't allow a size 10 to go far into the holes, although it should be perfect for a size 8. Higher on the waist jeans (rare, these days) will make the belt too large for an 8. The distance from the leather edge near the buckle to the first hole is 35 3/4\\\" and to the last hole is 32\\\". When measuring for your size, thread a fabric tape measure through the loops of your jeans since the thickness of denim can impact the measurement.\\n\\nThis is the kind of style that evokes tossing bales of hay, riding horses through Big Sky country, and chopping wood on a frosty morning. This belt fits with the image, even if you wear it only to run errands around town.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Both stylish and sophisticated, PEDS unseen loafer liners are a must have all year long. A deep heel pocket and gel strip prevents slipping and provides an unbelievable fit and a blend of soft cotton fabric and flat seam structure delivers optimal comfort. Engineered with an odor defense technology that provides long-lasting freshness and reliable protection against odor-causing bacteria. So, say goodbye to unwanted sock odors and say hello to fresh, odor-free feet all day long. Works well with loafers, boat shoes and more. Plus, it's accompanied with a mesh laundry bag that helps to protect your liners while washing.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Fit for Loafers or Low-Cut Sneakers\\n\\nReview: No-show socks can be a real problem -- either they show or they slip down/feel uncomfortable -- so Peds seems to have addressed that problem in part by creating specialized cuts for different kinds of shoes. I have the Peds no-shows that go with ballet flats, but when I wear those with loafers, the cut on top of the toe feels uncomfortable and rubs. This cut is mostly perfect for loafers because the toe comes up higher over the foot, resulting in a more stable and comfortable fit. I like that these come in both nude and black since I have one pair of black loafers that are cut inward on either side of the top. These Peds show through a little, but because I wear the black ones, you can't really see them. These would also be great with low-cut Keds. The gel tab at the back does a good job of keeping them from slipping off my heel.\\n\\nThese come with a handy laundry bag to keep them from disappearing in the washing machine behind the gasket.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Signature by Levi's strauss and co. Gold label curvy straight women's jeans offer quality craftsmanship and authentic style backed by over 160 years of denim heritage and expertise. Crafted from premium, super stretchy simply stretch denim that won't bag out and keeps its shape all day, our curvy straight jeans hug your curves for a perfect fit and features a contoured waistband that fits to your waist to eliminate gapping. Look and feel simply amazing in stylish and versatile simply stretch curvy straight jeans. Quality you trust from Levi's strauss and co., established 1853. Please note that product packaging color may vary.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Low Cut Front with High Rise Back\\n\\nReview: Levi Strauss has always been, ahem, behind when it comes to curvy shapes, and these black jeans seem to be their attempt at addressing this deficiency. Unfortunately, they fail in my book because of the cut. The front rise is about 9\\\" from the crotch seam, while the back is 17\\\" from it. This means that Levis addresses more of the \\\"junk in the trunk\\\" issue than the hips one because, as with the traditional Levi cut, the pants come almost straight up. The pants rely more on stretch than on cut. Yeah, these fit, but the front is cut far too low to look good with the high back, especially if the fabric is stretched sideways (for hips) more than just in the rear end. I don't mind the thin stretchy denim because they tend to look dressier than a thicker fabric denim. I just hate the cut.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Nine West offers a quick edit of the runways - pinpointing the must have looks of the season translating what is fun, hip and of the moment. It is trend right handbags that you will reach for in your closet again and again. Nine West is sure to be your trusted resource for everyday chic style.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute purse -- but it looks more casual than the photos reveal\\n\\nReview: This Nine West cross-body purse is a great casual bag if you don't carry a lot of stuff -- wallet, cell phone, keys. Although you can fill it with more than that, it doesn't look so great when it is packed full. The 1\\\" canvas strap is sturdy and comfortable worn across the body. The nylon exterior tends to make it look more casual than the photo indicates (it has that nylon shine), but I love that it goes with jeans and khakis. Although it doesn't have a lot of pockets, it has a few: a small one outside, with a snap closure, for an iPod or thin phone; another exterior one that runs the wide of the bag, with no closure; a cell phone pouch in the inside lining; a small zippered inside pouch. The lining (at least, on mine) is a bright, multi-colored geometric pattern. The bag, when flat, measures 10\\\" tall and 9 1/2\\\" wide. The base/thickness is 1 1/2\\\".\\n\\nAlthough I really like this bag for everyday use, I can understand why some may object to both its small size and its material. If you want a casual, lightweight bag that crosses securely over your body, you may have found it with this Nine West bag.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Kamik makes footwear that brings to life its northern origins. Singular. Strong. Simply dependable. The result of all this effort: a complete line of outdoor footwear built to deliver superior comfort and reliable protection in the most extreme conditions.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Waterproof, rugged, and comfy: I love them!\\n\\nReview: It's not easy finding winter boots that look cute and that keep your feet dry -- it's usually one or the other. Fortunately, these boots combine a little bit of style with practicality. I slipped them on my feet and didn't want to take them off. They have a slightly wider opening than stated in the measurements (roughly 14 1/2\\\" opening instead of 13 1/2\\\") which is perfect for women who have thicker/muscular calves and for wearing over jeans. The shoe is a little wide, but that means that you can wear thick socks without a problem. And even better, the inside is so soft that you can feel comfortable without socks. The lining keeps all external stitching away from your feet and legs, so no nasty friction blisters.\\n\\nThey have a criss-cross stitching pattern on the sides, a shearling lining everywhere inside except for the soles, and a rugged black rubber sole with fairly deep treads. They are mid-calf boots for women of average (5'4\\\" to 5'6\\\") height.\\n\\nThese aren't the kind of boots I'd wear when going out at night, but they are definitely nice boots for casual wear, especially with jeans. They offer good traction on ice and snow without that rubberized look of other waterproof boots.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Maggie Mather Tennis Tote is great for tennis and other racquet sports plus travel and about town.The Maggie Mather Tennis Tote has one large exterior racquet pocket plus two more front pockets. The two side pockets will accommodate tennis balls, water bottle or sun glasses. The back has one zipper pocket. The spacious zebra lined interior has one zipper pocket. H 17\\\" X W 13\\\" x D 5\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Shouldn't Have Waited This Long -- This Tote is That Good\\n\\nReview: I adore this tennis bag! It took a mental leap for me to transition from a backpack bag to a tote because I liked that I could always wear my racquet on my back if I needed both hands. Still, I wore my backpack mostly on one shoulder and came close to taking people out as my racquets swung around. This Maggie Mather tote actually *does* allow me use of two hands if I need to since it can be firmly under one arm. Plus, I have better control of my racquets so I don't accidentally hit someone with them Those facts wouldn't justify this bag, however, if it didn't also offer excellent organization and lots of room.\\n\\nThe tote has several outer pockets: a large, deep one that will hold up to two racquets; a zippered pocket for things I might need during a match; one on each short side for a water bottle and a can of balls; and two open pockets below the racquet pocket for . . . well, I haven't yet figured out how I'm going to use those. Inside, there's a generous open space plus a shallow zippered pocket. The thick nylon tote straps are adjustable. One strap has a snap fastener to secure two racquets. I can't get the strap around both handles, but instead I insert it in the space below the heads. If I carried only one racquet, the strap would easily fasten around the whole handle. The interior of the iris color is a black-and-white zebra print; I could do without animal prints in general, but because it is mostly hidden, I like it.\\n\\nIf I were to put the racquets inside without anything else, the tote would tip over, but as soon as you add stuff, it balances nicely. My backpack was always falling over. This does not. I can place this tote on the court or in the locker room floor, and it stands up. The nylon exterior can easily wiped clean with a damp or soapy cloth.\\n\\nI could kick myself for trying to find a cheaper way of carrying my racquets and for not transitioning sooner to a tote. If I hadn't had two friends who had the teal color (that's the only reason I didn't get that one), I wouldn't have realized how much better this Maggie Mather bag is.\",\n \"Product: Rockport has always been one step ahead of the times, believing the perfect shoe has not yet been invented. This positive dissatisfaction compels them to constantly improve upon their footwear. Founded in 1971, they were the first company to use advanced athletic technologies in casual shoes to achieve lightweight comfort, and the first company to engineer walking comfort in dress and casual shoes.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: I wish these shoes had softer leather!\\n\\nReview: I bought these loafers because I had a pair of Rockport loafers that lasted me nearly a decade, through travel throughout the world. I loved them. When I went to look for a replacement pair, I couldn't find Rockport shoes in any local stores. I went online to Rockport's site and saw that these were padded with Adidas padding to make them a \\\"comfort\\\" shoes. I also loved the chain, which dresses them up, much the way a buckle on my old pair did.\\n\\nBut . . .\\n\\nOuch! These have none of the supple leather of my last pair. They are stiff, and they seem to push down on the top of my toes so that the nail beds of my big toes feel sore at the end of the day. Although I've broken them in so that they feel a little more comfortable, I'm disappointed that these so-called comfort shoes hurt like heck for the first several wearings.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Durable Rubber 10 LB. 2 in 1 Power Medicine Ball And Kettlebell combination for multiple exercise routines. Removable handles. These balls bounce and have a valve so that more air may be added or removed. Instructional DVD included which illustrates the wide range of exercises possible with this unique fitness product.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Solid Kettlebell OR Medicine Ball, with mini DVD\\n\\nReview: Because the handle is so difficult to install (more on that later), consumers will want to decide beforehand how they want to use this, as either a kettlebell or a medicine ball, not both, at least not in quick succession. The construction itself is sturdy, with dimples and a textured rubberized surface for easy gripping (medicine ball) and a plastic handle that even small hands can grip comfortably. It comes with a mini DVD that demonstrates many exercises using each form.\\n\\nThe Altus ball comes with two screws, two washers, an Allen wrench, and a detached handle. To assemble, you need to screw the handle to the ball. I encountered a problem right from the start: the handle does not fit comfortably over the two holes, which meant that I had to struggle to stretch the rigid handle so that the screws could fit in their holes. That was a workout by itself! This was complicated by one screw not fitting loosely enough into its handle hole and the other one fitting too loosely. As soon as I got one aligned and partially screwed in, I couldn't get the other to stay in place (the loose one) or find the correct spot (the tight one.) It took me a good 8-10 minutes to assemble it. Because the handle screws into the ball, it takes a fair amount of time to unscrew it, and obviously, more time to screw it back on. If you are considering this because you want to switch between kettlebell and medicine ball during the same workout, think again.\\n\\nI have mixed feeling about the included mini-DVD. (Make sure your DVD player can handle this size by looking at the tray; if there is a smaller cutout in the middle, it will fit and most likely play.) I like that so many different exercises are presented, with a brief demonstration of each and which muscles they affect. On the right side of the demonstration screen, you'll find a list of beginner, intermediate, and advanced instructions to help you determine the duration/number of reps right for your level. So what's so frustrating? The DVD does not move seamlessly from one exercise to the next, so the 20 -30 second burst of demonstration returns you to the menu instead of moving to another exercise. Even more annoying, when you are taken back to the menu, the next exercise is not highlighted; instead, it selects every other exercise, so if you want to see them all, you have to navigate back one. If you are looking for a sustained workout DVD using either the kettlebell or the medicine, look to the specialized DVDs.\\n\\nI like that the kettlebell stands upright, with the handle up, when you place it on the floor, instead of tipping over. This ensures that the handle is always easy to grasp during a workout. I also like the way it looks -- a small thing, I know. The screws get screwed into deep metal fittings, which suggests that it will be durable as well.\\n\\nBecause I wanted to use this as a kettlebell only, I love it -- and would give it five stars if it hadn't been marketed as a dual workout product. The mini-DVD could have been better formatted, but the number of exercises that it covers is outstanding.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Prince Grip Plus: Get a grip with Prince Grip Plus. If youre hands are sweaty and youre playing on a humid summer day, its just plain hard to grip the racquet. Prince Grip Plus enhances your grip by drying your hands so can get back to hitting those blazing shots. This new lotion comes in a compact, no clog bottle and has the performance benefits of the Original PrinceGrip.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I never play without this in my tennis bag (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: This Prince Grip Enhancer is the best stuff ever to dry your palms while playing tennis. Instead of using a rosin bag, which gets powder everywhere, squeeze a little of the translucent gel into your palm and rub your hands together. Within seconds, the gel dries to a tacky powder that does not wear off as quickly as traditional rosin. If you get too much on your hands, just blow on your palms to hasten the drying.\\n\\nIt does have a couple of drawbacks. The gel tends to get a little dry/thick over time, so I find that I have to unscrew the top about halfway through to get the goop; it no longer squeezes easily through the pull-up top. Also, because it sticks to my hands better than rosin, I find that I wear through grips a little faster than I used to due to more/longer friction. However, the advantages far outweigh the disadvantages. This grip enhancer works better and longer than anything else. I've already converted my entire tennis team to this stuff.\\n\\nGet some. You'll love it.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Fashion meets Function with Bolle Women's Copperhead Sunglasses. The Copperhead features Bolle b88 Frames with incredibly durability and utlimate flexibility. Thermogrip nose pads and temples to keep sunglasses comfortably in place. Offered through Bolle's Natational Rx Program.All purpose Amber Lens with enhanced constrast. Fit: Small/Medium.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Favorite Among the Small Bolle Frames\\n\\nReview: When my favorite Bolle model Canebrake was discontinued, I needed to find a relatively small-frame, wraparound style with brown polarized lenses. My husband bought me a pair of Pythons, labeled as medium fit by Bolle, but they look huge on my face. These Copperhead sunglasses look much better, and they still give my eyes great coverage. Bolle lists Copperhead as one of the few small frames in a curved/wraparound style.\\n\\nI like the polarized A-14 lenses because I use these sunglasses for tennis. Even though the Bolle's blue lenses are labeled for tennis, they do not take enough of the glare away for me, and the TNS (gray) color makes it somewhat difficult to see the ball. A-14 lenses are also recommended for golf.\\n\\nI always find Bolle sunglasses comfortable -- this is probably my sixth or seventh pair of Bolle glasses. The frames have rubberized pads on either side of the bridge and at the ends both for comfort and to keep them from slipping. The wraparound style minimizes glare coming in from the sides. Because I have extremely light-sensitive eyes, these make being outside much more of a pleasure than without.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: baladea is a revolutionary new solution to lose weight fast. Created by celebrity trainer Holly Perkins, it is based on scientific studies which show that stress reduction and relaxation can significantly improve weight loss. baladeaincludes: Eight wildly effective DVDs; a Premium resistance band and bag; a Lifestyle guide; a Nutritional guide; three workout calendars; and FREE access to the baladea online community. Lose weight fast, get toned easily, feel energized and look sexy all over. Get ready to amaze yourself!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Fitness Variety and Program\\n\\nReview: I'm always looking for another DVD workout set since, after a while, I get tired of the same thing, day after day. The aspect I like most about this Baladea set is that there are seven different routines, each with its own focus, so that it doesn't get boring. I also like that creator Holly Perkins supplies a schedule of DVDs to ease users into the program. For instance, with the \\\"Look\\\" routine (for better toning and fitness), the Intro Week more or less gives you a survey of each DVD, and each successive week ratchets up the difficulty until, on week 5, you are doing three days of the boost DVD, one slim, and one yoga. Thursdays and Sundays are always rest days, although you can certainly adjust those by starting on a different day of the week.\\n\\nI do the Look routine for better fitness and muscle tone. Especially if you're not currently fit, these workouts can be tough, just as they should be. I found that the suggestion progression helps build up stamina by switching things up to give my muscles the kind of rest they need. The Feel routine, with the Calm and Flow DVDs added in place of some of the tougher workouts, can be challenging if you aren't flexible. The Mini routine outlines a plan for three days a week, something that's helpful if you are doing other physical activity and don't have the time or energy to follow a five-day-a-week plan. Because each DVD takes between 40 and 50 minutes, allow an hour for each workout including set up.\\n\\nThis set comes with 8 DVDs (7 yoga and workout, plus a welcome DVD), a nutritional guide, a lifestyle guide, a poster that lists the routines (you can check off your progress), and a resistance band. I recommend purchasing a yoga mat if you have hard floors.\\n\\nI am impressed with the program. The different DVDs really help me keep interested over the course of several weeks. Like other good workouts (Jillian Michaels is another of my favorites), it goes a long way toward improving muscle tone and balance. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Material: [body] stainless steel, [cap] bamboo Volume: 27 oz Recommended Use: water drinking bliss Manufacturer Warranty: 1 year\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Simple, Basic Canteen-type Bottle\\n\\nReview: This water bottle is more of a canteen than a traditional water bottle since the entire top screws off. There's no spout or straw or even pouring lip, just an open hole. The screw-op top is a sturdy plastic with two areas to clip to a bicycle or camping gear: one small enough for a thin rope or cable and the other large enough for a carbiner or other kind of clip (I can fit two fingers side-by-side in the larger hole.) The body is made of brushed stainless steel, and it as a blue-and-white wave pattern along the bottom.\\n\\nIf you are loooking for a easily washed, stainless canteen, consider this. I find it too difficult to use for quick refreshment when I'm playing sports or working out, simply because the opening is so wide; I have to be careful when I tip it or else I get soaked. This is a good quality but basic bottle. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Add progressive variable resistance to lateral, sport-specific and rotational exercises like hip abduction, clamshells, lunges, extensions, and leg curls to increase speed and leg drive. Allows for multidirectional and multiplanar exercises that are great for preventing or rehabbing injuries and improving the agility and balance that comes with repeating coordinated, complex movements. Includes instructional booklet.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Monster Walk Exercises Really Do Help with Stability and Muscle Toning\\n\\nReview: Because I heard that monster walk exercises could help lateral stability in tennis, I decided to try this tube-and-padded-anklet resistance Lifeline option. It is composed of a purple exercise tube threaded through two pieces that strap around your ankles. The ankle pieces are padded on the outside for comfort when you stretch your feet wide.\\n\\nI was disappointed that the box doesn't contain detailed instructions about how to do the various monster walk routines; however, I was able to find better descriptions and technique suggestions on the Internet. Still, the company should have provided more literature inside the box. It assumes that owners will know what they are doing before they purchase. But what a workout on my muscles! I'm pretty active, and the monster walk made my legs sore in ways I hadn't expected. I'm sure that you can do a lengthy workout with this, but I do it for about 5-10 minutes a day, concentrating on lateral movement and then forward/backward.\\n\\nI do find that the pads don't protect my ankles entirely from discomfort. After all, I'm stretching my feet apart while a resistance tube tries to bring them together. That said, I can't imagine how much worse it would feel with a tube digging into my ankles. The Velcro straps do a great job in keeping the ankle loops stay in place.\\n\\nIt doesn't take many minutes a day to work muscles I obviously hadn't worked before and to tone my lower body. For me, the 20-pound version is more than enough, at least for now.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Take your workout wherever you go with the Bionic Body Tri-Grip Handle! The tri-grip and heavy-duty nylon strap are ergonomically designed, keeping you comfortable, no matter the intensity of your workout. The durable handle keeps up the pace, even through your toughest training. The handle allows you to comfortably perform exercises with either one hand or two hands, making it adaptable for a wide variety of different exercises. The carabineer clips allow for quick and easy tube changes, saving you time. Compact and travel-friendly, this handle is ready when you are! Heavy-duty, durable nylon strap in black. Tri-grip design allows for single- or double-handed exercises. Ergonomic design for a comfortable grip. Adaptable for all levels of resistance tubes. Compact and travel-friendly. Manufacturer's warranty included (see Guarantee & Returns). Dimensions: 8.5L x 7.5W x 2H in..\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Extremely Sturdy Handle for Specific Resistance Tube Designs\\n\\nReview: Although most resistance tubes/bands are sold with attached handles, the Bionic Body by Kim Lyons ones seem not to be, hence the importance of this heavy-duty handle. Before you purchase this for use with the Bionic Body tubes or any other brand, first make sure you need it and that your bands have an eyelit or clip at the end that can attach to a carabiner clip.\\n\\nThe package comes with one handle (not two, as one part of the product description states) and a carabiner clip for attaching the tube. Both parts are extremely heavy-duty -- there's no way a person could break either under normal use. The triangular shape allows for one-handed use at the top or two-handed use, one on each side. The opening allows plenty of room even for the largest of hands. The nylon strap is threaded through the hard plastic at the bottom of the handle, and with a good 1/4\\\" x 1\\\" of plastic supporting it, the whole assembly feels rock solid. The notches in the handle, both on the inside and the outside, provide a good grip even with sweaty hands.\\n\\nAlthough I'm not a fan of having to buy a separate handle to go with Bionic Body resistance bands, the carabiner clip makes it easy to switch from one strength to another. There's also no way that any company would supply a handle of this quality with a single tube. This is more of a complete set kind of piece, and it is best for tough resistance bands.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Break a sweat in the accelerate short sleeve, a polyester performance top with reflective details that help keep you well-ventilated, well-seen and well-motivated to hit the workout.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Quick Drying and Not Form-Fitting\\n\\nReview: I like New Balance short-sleeved Tees because they are made of a breathable synthetic fabric that dries quickly. The fit is a little loose rather than form-fitting, which is great from both a coolness standpoint and to feel more free during movement. I bought this shirt to wear with a tennis skirt, although it would work for just about any kind of exercise except one that took you upside-down -- for that, you'd need a form-fitting top that clung to your torso.\\n\\nI asked a few friends what color they would call the shirt. I got anywhere from fuchsia to hot pink to \\\"purplish.\\\" It's a hot pink with purple understones (not red, in my opinion.) If you hold it next to a cherry hot pink, it looks more purple. Against black, it looks hot pink. Regardless, I find it a pretty color that offers a lot of contrast to other colors.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Break a sweat in the accelerate short sleeve, a polyester performance top with reflective details that help keep you well-ventilated, well-seen and well-motivated to hit the workout.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Quick Drying and Not Form-Fitting\\n\\nReview: I like New Balance short-sleeved Tees because they are made of a breathable synthetic fabric that dries quickly. The fit is a little loose rather than form-fitting, which is great from both a coolness standpoint and to feel more free during movement. I bought this shirt to wear with a tennis skirt, although it would work for just about any kind of exercise except one that took you upside-down -- for that, you'd need a form-fitting top that clung to your torso.\\n\\nI asked a few friends what color they would call the shirt. I got anywhere from fuchsia to hot pink to \\\"purplish.\\\" It's a hot pink with purple understones (not red, in my opinion.) If you hold it next to a cherry hot pink, it looks more purple. Against black, it looks hot pink. Regardless, I find it a pretty color that offers a lot of contrast to other colors.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Very bright LED safety running belt for men, women and children to be safe while running or playing at night. You can use for many different functions. Use instead of glow sticks for nighttime events, parties. Much brighter than reflective vest--highly visible and fashionably cool. Serves as money belt for travel and key holder for running, sporting events, walking. More highly visible than any reflective running vest. Can be used instead of reflective vest for biking. Flashes for 60 to 80 hours, available in red, yellow, blue, green, white, pink, orange and RGB colors. Easy to replace battery.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Be Safe Out There!\\n\\nReview: This bright LED belt is a great safety accessory for runners, dog walkers, or anyone else who might be out in twilight/dawn or dark. It attaches around your waist with a clip, and you activate it by pressing a button near the clip. And you can choose solid or flashing lights. It's definitely bright enough to attract attention at night.\\n\\nThe belt has a zipper running along its length, presumably to secure a key, but I found the pocket to be too narrow and stiff to put anything inside. For instance, if I were to drive somewhere for a walk/run, my car key, with its thick fob, would never fit inside. It would have been nice to have either a wider belt or a detachable pouch for valuables.\\n\\nSometimes the button to push takes a few seconds to locate, but otherwise is exceedingly easy to use. Make sure you measure carefully when selecting your size. Although mine (the smaller) fits my waist, I hadn't thought about what would happen when I added outerwear.\\n\\nThis is an easy way to ensure your safety while walking in the dark or near-dark. Passing motorists will see you without a problem. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Cooler bag guaranteed to keep your food and drinks chilled for hours. Are you fed up with your food and drinks not staying cool? Are you tired with wasting your money on cheap cooler bags which don't work and you end up throwing them away after a few weeks? Would you like to have a cooler bag which actually works and keeps everything chilled? If the answer is \\\"YES\\\", then these problems can be solved with a luxury insulated cooler bag by Freddie and Sebbie. TESTED and RECOMMENDED by Mums and Dads through out the USA. This multi-purpose luxury insulated cooler bag is guaranteed to keep your food and drinks chilled all day. Freddie and Sebbie products are made to the highest standards in quality, safety and reliability. If you don't believe us, just read what Verified Purchases have to say about our products. We believe in giving the very best to both parent and child. ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! Buy your Cooler Bag today by clicking the ADD TO CART Button.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Looking and Effective (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: I have been using Sam's Club insulated bags for several years, but I really don't like the way they look. This cooler bag by Freddie and Sebbie looks fantastic -- it looks like a beach bag with its black body and light blue trim. Even more important, however, it the way it keeps food cool. While it doesn't have the puffy layer of insulation the way my Sam's Club bag does, it seems to work just as well without the added bulk. The only question I have is how the two would compare on a really hot and long day in the sun. Still, with a blue ice pack inside, this keep my frozen items solid for a half-hour drive in 80 degree weather. It has kept my drinks cold for hours, again not in the hottest conditions but in warm ones regardless.\\n\\nThe exterior is canvas and the inside is white vinyl. It zippers shut with a nylon zipper. There's also a smaller, non-insulated and zippered pocket on the outside for things such as a wallet, keys, or cell phone. Because of how attractive and well-made this tote is, it would be equally at home at the beach, picnic, or in the back of the car on a road trip. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Tracks Ski Performance Bluetooth and NFC Technology Boot Strap for Sensor Included Up to 6-Hour Battery Life Android and iOS Compatible\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Powerful Data Tool To Analyze My Tennis Game (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: I'm an intermediate tennis player who plays 3-5 times per week in a combination of competitive league match play, social tennis, and drills. I'm also a electronic gadget junkie. The combination of those two makes this Babolat PIQ tennis sensor monitor one of the most fun wearables I've tried. The data it gathers is both interesting and informative, especially if you want to figure out what kind of game you play -- and perhaps how to improve. After all, we don't face ourselves on the other side of the court.\\n\\nThe sensor comes with almost no instructions, and I would have preferred a bit more. Fortunately, the free Babolat POP app, downloaded from the Apple or Play stores, has a help section. (You cannot use this without a smart phone.) Once you charge the PIQ sensor via included USB stick, which doubles as an on-the-go charger, you pair the device to your phone using the app. Here's what got tricky for me: there's an instruction of the set-up wizard that requires you to \\\"tap the tennis card\\\" on the device. I couldn't find the tennis card anywhere in the packaging, and I began to fear that I had thrown it away. Fortunately, I found it inside a flat box that I had thought was just padding.\\n\\nTo use, you place the tracker inside the included wristband, oriented with the arrow shaped end toward your fingers, turn it on, and play. Afterwards, you must manually sync it to your phone. The sensor supplies data for your session: number of shots, fastest racquet swing(\\\"best\\\") shot, average racquet speed, best rally (number of shots), how many serves, how many backhands, how many forehands, and how many overheads. You can then select, say, your forehand shots from the circular graph to see how many flat, slice, and topspin forehands you hit. Absolutely awesome. And then there's more: you can enter data for that session such as where you played (it uses GPS to select tennis courts around you, but you can also enter it manually), who you played against, the match results, the court surface you played on, and whether you were inside or out. The sensor times how long you played, so that information gets added to your session total as well. The only thing missing is the inability to upload session information to a computer or to share it with another person without having to use their social media community tool. I'd like to be able to store the data in a file on my computer so it will be easier to access. (There's a report button which I assumed would do this because it asked for my email address; I discovered that all it did was send feedback to the manufacturer.)\\n\\nUnlike what it says in the product description, the battery lasts longer than \\\"2-3 games.\\\" It lasts for 2-3 MATCHES, about 6 hours. The included charger is also an external battery that you can attach to your tennis bag with its small carabiner style clip to charge when you're away from home.\\n\\nAt first I worried that the LED screen would be a violation of USTA match rules since we are not allowed to use electronic devices that receive information on the court. For instance, we are allowed to digital watches but not smart watches. The instructions say that the display gives you \\\"real time\\\" stroke information, so I feared that there would be a digital display throughout. Not the case. You can access the racquet speed of your last stroke by pressing the button, but it doesn't automatically display it. As long as I don't press the button at any time during the match, it's the same as any fitness tracker. You cannot get the match info without syncing to your phone. Still, I won't take the chance when I go to sectionals.\\n\\nBesides wished I could upload data reports to my computer, I wish the wristband were a little more like a sweatband -- softer and more elastic. Occasionally, I feel that it keeps me from a full snap with an overhead or serve. The band is only about 2 1/8\\\" wide and thin, so it's not hefty, I just don't like the edge. It would be great if Babolat/PIQ made an accessory for this that doubled as a terrycloth wrist sweatband. Also, since the band is so much like my FitBit One sleep band, I worry that the Velcro won't last for more than 6-12 months -- maybe even less if sweat is an issue.\\n\\nMy quibbles with this tennis sensor are minor, but my love for it is major. I have a blast poring over the data and seeing it organized by session. Although I know when I have a bad day and although the sensor doesn't record mishits, I can tell through the stats where my weakness was.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Speedo revolutionary power flex eco is good for the environment, even better for swimmers. Made with 100% recycled nylon, it retains its shape up to ten times longer than traditional swimwear fabrics. It also offers four times the compression and is twice as strong. Details include a colorful laser print and thin fly back straps for serious mobility.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Too Small Except Maybe For Narrow-Hipped Women\\n\\nReview: I've worn Speedo suits for years, and I've learned that they have two lines: the suits that have slightly padded shelf bras for casual wear and the suits that are streamlined and glove-tight for competition and lap swimming. This is the latter. I also know that, because I have a long torso, I usually have to order up a size with the athletic Speedo suits. Since I normally wear a size 10 (and have a \\\"casual\\\" Speedo size 10 that fits), I figured that a size 12 would be perfect. Forget the torso length -- I couldn't even get this suit over my hips. It seems cut for a narrow-hipped figure. The fabric that doesn't give enough for a pear-shape. Since I have another racing suit in a size 10 that WILL fit over my hips, the sizing issue seems particular to this fabric and/or cut.\\n\\nSpeedos are designed to fit tightly, and they are more or less Spanx for the pool. They move with you, and they last for a long time. Unfortunately, I won't be able to test this one out unless I drop down to a size 8. If you have narrow hips and a short torso, this suit may fit to size. If you have a long torso and/or hips, order up two sizes.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Performance in its purest form. Misfit ray is our most minimal and versatile tracker. It delivers the fitness and sleep tracking you need to stay motivated, including steps taken, distance traveled, calories burned, activity tagging, and sleep duration and quality. It also never needs charging and is water-resistant to 50 meters, so it can be worn constantly. That means more data, better insights, and more powerful motivation. Rays clean lines create a form that is as much about fashion as it is about function. Wear it stacked with a smart Watch and cuff, or Customize it to your style - it features hidden 8-mm spring bars that allow it to be worn with almost any standard accessory, including Watch bands, bracelets, or necklaces.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Misfit Ray V. FitBit One: Attractive Activity Monitor That Lacks Accuracy (2+ Stars)\\n\\nReview: The Misfit Ray has so many things going for it that I had really hoped it would outperform my FitBit One, which I love but which isn't always convenient to wear. I love the lightweight, no-nonsense design of the Misfit, and the comfort of wearing it 24/7. The biggest problem I had was accuracy since it obviously depends on the swing of my arm rather than impact, the way the FitBit One does. Because the Misfit is supposed to be a fitness tracker, the failure to do that well is a huge issue. I had high hopes that this would be the first wrist tracker that would be as accurate as a pocket/waistband/bra tracker like the One, but it was not to be. Another problem is the length of the battery life. Mine lasts for about two months, not the \\\"up to six months\\\" that the company advertises. I think I'd rather have an internal rechargeable battery if I have to buy batteries this often.\\n\\nI wore the two devices simultaneously for 48 hours to compare results. Both were excellent at determining sleep and sleep patterns, agreeing with each other within two minutes; however, the Misfit excels here because it can detect when I go to sleep and when I wake up without my having to press the timer the way I must with the FitBit. (Forget the setup up portion where it asks when your normal sleep time is because no matter what you enter, you'll get an error saying that you entered an end time before the start time. Just skip it.) Both can vibrate to wake you up at a specific time, although the Misfit is easiest to set. Just walking around the house, counting my steps, the FitBit was dead-on accurate while the Misfit didn't register several. The real difference in step count showed itself over the course of hours.\\n\\nI've tested the FitBit for accuracy, and it's always right or close to it, whether I'm taking 50 steps or walking a mile. Because the Misfit seems to rely on arm swings, it missed many steps I took. For instance, I went on a four mile (measured by car odometer, pedometer, and FitBit) that I take one or more times a week. The difference between the two was an entire mile. That's because if you're carrying something, even something as small as a phone, or have your hands in your pockets or are doing anything that prevents your arms from swinging freely, the Misfit does not register steps. I happened to have an extremely active day yesterday, both walking the four miles up and down hills and playing tennis for 1.5 hours, and the two devices disagreed by 5000 steps. I started up tennis as an activity when I began, and while it registered that I played for 1:29 minutes, it said that I burned 8 calories during that time. That probably was because I wore the Misfit on my left arm while swinging the racquet with the right. The FitBit allows me to enter activities on its web interface; it takes my recorded activity level and adjusts it for the kind of activity. At the end of the day, the two devices were 500 calories apart, with FitBit recording more. I can't say which is more accurate, but my bet is that Misfit's 8 calories for an hour and a half of tennis was completely wrong.\\n\\nI love that the Misfit is water-resistant to 50 m, so it means I can wear it all the time. It's so lightweight and comfortable that the sleep monitoring is much more comfortable than Fitbit's Velcro band. And I love that, even though it doesn't look like nice jewelry, no one guesses that I'm wearing a highly visible fitness monitor. The vibration alerts for calls and incoming text messages is great, too, because I often have my iPhone on silent. You can also set it to vibrate when you've been sedentary for too long, although I can't tell the difference between that alert and an incoming text message.\\n\\nThe Misfit does not measure altitude and, as a result, won't measure flights of stairs climbed and probably not the extra energy required when you go uphill. It also does not have a display on the actual device, which allows it to look more like an accessory but which means you have to pull out your smartphone to check your results.\\n\\nThe Misfit uses replaceable batteries instead of a charger, and that has its pros and cons. While you can go for months without needing to recharge, you still have to find and buy the unusual batteries, which means that your Misfit may be out of commission for more than the 1.5 hours it takes for a FitBit to recharge.\\n\\nThe problem with the Misfit is that it is sold as a activity monitor, and it doesn't accurately monitor activity. That's a huge shame because the design and the extras are great. Because this costs about the same as a FitBit One, I can't recommend it.\\n\\nUPDATE: My Misfit now does connect with my iPhone even when they've been separated. Also, a Misfit rep left a message in the comments section to contact her directly via email. It's been a week, and I still haven't heard back from customer service.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Enduracool's Instant cooling technology now available in a hat! For cool on the go, the proprietary fabric has a technology that cools instantly when wet. This new technology is activated when the material is soaked with water, wrung out, and then snapped in the air to activate the cooling properties.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Keeps Me From Overheating\\n\\nReview: When I play tennis in the heat, I find myself in a quandary because baseball-style caps keep the heat in, making me hotter, and visors expose my hair part to the sun. This Mission Athletecare cap promises to keep me cool while protecting me from UV rays. Although this isn't the best time of the year to test a cooling cap, I can say that it definitely feels cooler than a regular dry cap. I just can't say yet whether it will feel cool on a 90 degree, sunny day when I'm playing tennis for a couple of hours.\\n\\nI have a couple of cooling towels (different brands) that have hold more water and cool better because they are thicker. You wouldn't want this cap to be heavy the way they are, so this is probably the best compromise between evaporation cooling fabric and weight. It's lightweight even when wet. I probably won't feel the coolant as much as someone who has short or thin hair. Because my hair is thick, I see this cap as less of a cooling cap than as an overheating prevention one.\\n\\nThe cap is adjustable, with a Velcro-type strap in the back. To fit my head, the cap pleats/sticks out in the back. While this isn't unusual for unisex caps that aim to fit both the larger heads of men and the smaller ones of women, it's something I'm not wild about. Still, from the front, I like how it looks. And once adjusted, I like how it fits.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: UA Siro fabric gives greater stretch & recovery, ultra-soft feel & more breathable performance. Material wicks sweat & dries really fast. Anti-odor technology prevents the growth of odor-causing microbes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Breathabile, Looser Fit\\n\\nReview: Maybe because of my age, I hate tight-fitting exercise tops and instead prefer looser-fitting tops such as this Under Armour version. I feel that I can move better and perspire less. This medium fits exactly as it should in the shoulders and bust and then falls to the hip without clinging on the way down. I love that the tee is longer than some so that when I reach up, I don't have to worry about exposing any belly or back, even when I wear lower-rise bottoms. The V neck is flattering and not cut so low that it exposes cleavage (at least, not on me.)\\n\\nThe material is lightweight and 100% polyester -- the kind that wicks away sweat and dries quickly. The gray is a heather gray-and-black that looks like a dark gray from a distance.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: This is the crew you'll wish you could wear all day, every day. Soft French terry features a ribbed neckline, cuffs and hem for added comfort and style. Plus the colors echo our lifestyle footwear for a look and feel that's the whole package.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Cross Between a Sweatshirt and a Long-Sleeved Tee\\n\\nReview: This top is a cross between a long-sleeved tee and a sweatshirt: thicker than one and thinner than the other. It is super-comfortable with a fit that's not bulky; it hugs the body just enough to show that yes, you have a figure underneath. The banded bottom hits the mid-to-upper hip, making it neither long nor cropped. My only complaint is that the athletic gray looks too much like a sweatshirt, with its ribbed sleeves, neck, and lower hem and with the triangular ribbed piece just below the crew neck, this limiting its versatility.\\n\\nThis is most definitely a casual top, the kind of top you'd wear with jeans or when going for a power walk on a cool day. It could even serve as a warm pajama top if you're prone to being cold at night.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Show your strength in the lace up for the cure accelerate Capri from New Balance, the ultimate stretch double knit that provides the ultimate fit. A mid rise, drawcord waistband helps ensure a perfect fit. Plus, an inner storage pocket for smaller possessions and reflective logo give it all-around function. Nb dry helps wick sweat away fast. Color blocking helps you look sleeker, slimmer and ready for the road or gym. In 2015, 2016 & 2017, New Balance shall contribute 5% of the MSRP of each product sold from New Balance lace up for the cure collection to susan G. Komen, with a guaranteed minimum donation of $500,000 each year.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good For Leg-Warming During Workouts\\n\\nReview: These poly/Spandex work-out capris are comfortable once they're on; however, women with wider hips and at the upper end of medium mayl find it difficult to get them over the hips because they aren't as stretchy as some brands. I recommend sizing up if you wear a size 10 and have a pear shape, as I do. A size 8 or a narrow-hipped 10 probably will find them to fit as expected.\\n\\nThe quality of these capri pants is good. I was a little surprised by how prominent the pink Breast Cancer Awareness decal is on the front, but I don't have a problem with it. They do a good job at keeping my legs warn during a workout, and they dry quickly afterward.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The thick, rich texture features whole rolled oats, steel cut oats and the super-grain red quinoa, deliciously balanced with a mouthwatering assortment of almond and pecan pieces along with real Madagascar Vanilla Bean-crushed for a sweet, creamy flavor.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent Berry Flavor in a Not-Too-Sweet Cereal (4- Stars)\\n\\nReview: When I opened my first packet of thinkThin oatmeal, I was surprised by how little was there compared to an average packet of Quaker Instant Oatmeal. And the instructions directed me to add 1/2 cup of water to that small portion. My first try resulted in too-thin oatmeal, so the next time I used 1/3 cup (and 1 minute in the microwave). That ended up with a thicker hot cereal more to my tastes, but I had to let it sit more afterward to better \\\"cook\\\" the oatmeal.\\n\\nThe taste is pretty good for an instant hot cereal, but there's a weird, powdery, tongue-coating sensation that comes with it even though the oatmeal is moist. It's not a taste, per se, or even a true chalkiness. It's just . . . strange. Once I got used to it, however, it didn't bother me. I do like that the berries -- the blueberries, in particular -- aren't chewy after preparation like so many other dehydrated fruit products. Because there are no artificial flavors, you don't get that cloying artificial \\\"berry\\\" taste that some products have. Yeah, it doesn't taste like fresh berries, but it's much better than most. The cereal contains soy and milk, although I don't see anything milk-like in the ingredient list.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Comedy favorite Hugh Grant (BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY) stars as a young man who offends an entire town by declaring their mountain -- a prized landmark -- to be a \\\"hill.\\\" But soon he finds the eccentric locals, led by a witty innkeeper (Colm Meaney -- STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION) will stop at nothing to defend their honor! While the townspeople rally around their \\\"mountain,\\\" a fiery young woman (Tara Fitzgerald -- SIRENS) charms the puzzled out-of-towner into seeing things their way! You'll be elevated by laughter as the hilarious townspeople rise to the occasion -- and the bewildered visitor stumbles into love when he least expects it!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The psychological distance between a hill and a mountain\\n\\nReview: This unassuming film takes place during World War I in a Welsh village when two English cartographers, Anson (Hugh Grant) and the more senior Garrad (Ian McNeice), arrive as part of the war effort to map the Welsh countryside. The villagers are jubilant that they are finally going to be noticed since they have what they call \\\"the first mountain in Wales\\\" within their boundaries. Unfortunately, to qualify as a mountain in the eyes of the British government, the peak must be 1000 feet high and, of course, this one falls just short, much to the outrage and sorrow of the townspeople. To have their mountain reclassified as a hill threatens their regional pride and identity. Naturally, they stubbornly set out to do something about it. In a town with so few surnames that people are designated by profession or personality - Williams the Petroleum or Evans the End of the World - the town has its surprising divisions that first must be bridged.\\nThe charm of this film lies in its gentle good humor and the coziness of the small Welsh community it evokes. Everything about this film is simple - the premise, the characters, the conflict, the resolution - and this lack of complexity allows the determination of its characters to shine through in a way that a more boisterous film would not. Hugh Grant plays his usual awkwardly charming character, fitting for the role but occasionally annoying. Colm Meaney is wonderful as innkeeper Morgan the Goat, and Kenneth Griffith turns in a remarkable performance as Morgan's foil, the elderly but feisty Rev. Jones. Tara Fitzgerald is radiant as the love interest Betty. Ian Hart as Johnny Shellshocked nicely underplays his part as the young man returned from the war with emotional scars.\\nIndie film aficionados and Hugh Grant fans will probably like this movie more than the average American viewer will. This quiet exploration of the huge emotional difference wrought by a few feet will delight those seeking a feel-good movie without commercial flashiness. Stay away if you are looking for a hilarious romantic comedy because, chances are, you won't find it here.\",\n \"Product: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon DVD Format / English and Mandarin Audio with English and French Subtitles\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ang Lee's magical mix of lyricism and adventure\\n\\nReview: I disagree with the reviewers who complain that this movie is nothing more than another martial arts movie. This movie combines its own mythology with the atmosphere of ancient China and the timeless themes of honor and love. There's plenty of action for those who like fast paced films, but there's also depth and excellent acting/characterizations for those of us who want to take more away from a movie than a few entertaining hours.\\nTo greatly simplify the plot: a business woman who is also a warrior (despite the taboos of both) arrives in Beijing with a legendary sword entrusted to her by the man she loves. When the sword is stolen, a heart-racing series of events are set into motion. The sword must be recovered, the culprit caught, order restored. Beneath the surface, the unfilled love between the aging business woman and the owner of the sword simmers, especially as the story of a headstrong young noblewoman unfolds.\\nYun-Fat Chow and Michelle Yeon, as the platonic and honor-bound couple, play their roles with quiet confidence, giving their characters extraordinary range with the smallest of gestures. Even newcomer Zhang Ziyi carries her role as the stubborn and talented daughter of a dignitary with aplomb. Ang Lee has directed a winner that deserves a place among classics. I am completely amazed at his ability to stage the dramatic battle scenes, evoke an ancient culture, and still inject a tremendous amount of humanity in what is, at its most basic, an action film. The result is a warm and lyrical tale, visually stunning and heartfelt.\\nI know much has been made of the special effects used to animate the fighting. To those who say its lack of realism detracts from the movie, I say you missed the point. The gravity defying leaps and the straight-up-the-wall running highlight the mythology. We are meant to take these events not only literally but as symbols of something greater.\\nThe DVD provides special features that are all well done and interesting, although, as with all DVD's, I wish they were more substantial.\\nI highly recommend this movie. My whole family adored it - from my thirteen year old daughter to my husband.\",\n \"Product: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1985) / REGION 6 DVD / Audio: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai / Subtitles: English, Japanese, French, Simp. and Trad. Chinese, Thai, Korean / Actors: Sumi Shimamoto, Mahito Tsujimura, Hisako Kyda, Gor Naya, Ichir Nagai / Director: Hayao Miyazaki / Writer: Hayao Miyazaki\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lush, Moving, Fantastical: Miyazaki All the Way\\n\\nReview: This classic anime by Hayao Miyazaki pits a spunky, loving princess against those who misunderstand the precarious balance of nature in their diseased environment. Like most Miyazaki heroines, Princess Nausicaa is an independent girl, full of wisdom despite her young age, and one who approaches life with both awe and determination. When well-meaning but ignorant invaders from another land threaten to destroy the Valley of the Wind, Nausicaa must rely on her special understanding of nature to save them all.\\n\\nSome of the themes and undertones of later Miyazaki works can be seen in this earlier film. In particular, the environmental interdependence of man and his environment that later defines \\\"Princess Mononoke\\\" begins in \\\"Nausicaa.\\\" The \\\"ohmu,\\\" giant armored bugs who attack when one of their own is injured, have the mysterious inner lives that many of the fantastical spirits/gods possess in \\\"Spirited Away.\\\" His fascination with wind and flight , lush and complex scenery, and the dynamic \\\"acting\\\" of his characters mark \\\"Nausicaa\\\" as an archetypal Miyazaki work.\\n\\nAlthough I watched this anime in the original language with subtitles, Disney has assembled a remarkable cast of voices: Uma Thurman, Chris Sarandon, Patrick Stewart, Edward James Olmos, Alison Lohman, and Mark Hamill. (The extras in the DVD contain interviews with these English-speaking actors about their dubbing experiences.) I watched bits with these voices, and they are actually quite good in that they capture the emotional force and rhythms (to a degree) of the original. For those who get too distracted by reading subtitles , the high-quality dubbing should be appreciated. Still, I am a purist, much preferring the original language.\\n\\nBecause of its larger issues, Miyazaki's animation appeals to adults perhaps more than to children. His intense battles and ominous creatures will probably frighten younger kids, hence the PG rating. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Guaranteed to work or your money back - PLEASE NOTE ALL MONIES FROM THIS SALE GO TO A 501 (C)3 NO KILL ANIMAL SHELTER\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A riveting but gory spectacle\\n\\nReview: GLADIATOR is riveting cinema, the kind of movie that grabs you by the throat. The stakes are high, the ancient Roman Empire stunningly recreated, and the body of Maximus is . . . well, buff Russell Crowe. Because of the fast-paced sequences, you won't find yourself bored, or even with enough time to ponder the sometimes confusing details. (For example, if Maximus had never seen Rome, how did he know Lucilla and Commodus as children, as Marcus Aurelius states early in the film?) But this is not an intellectual movie, so why bother to figure things out? This is pure entertainment, as much gory spectacle as the Roman gladiator contests in the Colliseum. Add a wronged Roman General (Crowe), an effeminate, incest-craving, and slimy new Caesar (Joaquin Phoenix, who portrays Commodus so well his screen presence gave me the creeps), his beautiful and scheming sister Lucilla (Connie Nielson), and a bunch of slaves who band together behind the mysterious Spaniard to save their lives on the largest life-and-death stage, the gladiator arena, and you have Ridley Scott's Gladiator. You will be rooting for Maximus to exact his revenge no matter how peace-loving you thought you were.\\nI found it ironic - and a little self-referential - when a Roman senator declares that people will love you if you bring them death. This film thrives on slaughter, from start to finish, as it portrays the brutal side of the Roman Empire. Although the butchering is not as graphic as in some films, avoid this film if you can't stand violence. Children, too, should be steered clear of this one. Take the rating seriously.\",\n \"Product: Sex and the single girl gets a fresh new spin in this \\\"very funny movie\\\"! (Joel Siegel, Good morning America) Fed up with her fruitless search for \\\"Mr. Right\\\" and tired of blind dates from hell, attractive journalist Jessica Stein whimsically responds to a classified ad - from Helen! Making and breaking new rules of dating as they go, the two women muddle through an earnest but hilarious courtship that blurs the lines between friendship and romantic love in this \\\"smashing romantic comedy\\\" (Rolling Stone)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I adored this hilarious and touching film!\\n\\nReview: I absolutely adored this film - for its real life messiness, for its honest performances, for the eye it turns toward the unexpected nature of life and love. When mousy, perfectionist copyeditor Jessica (Jennifer Westfeldt) answers a personal ad for \\\"women seeking women\\\" on a whim - she is, and always has been, heterosexual - she meets Helen (Heather Juergenson), a sexy, confident bisexual who works in an art gallery. The two women click on a deep soul-mate level. As Jessica begins to find the happiness that has eluded her for so long, her high spirits are contagious - except to dark but lovable Josh (Scott Cohen), who is perplexed by his own feelings for the newly liberated, but still closeted, Jessica. Westfeldt and Juergenson, who also co-wrote the screenplay, provide so much depth to their characterizations and situations that the viewer must wrestle with his own expectations. Jessica's awkward and sometimes outrageously funny exploration of what it means to love another woman never takes the easy way out.\\nThe chemistry between Westfeldt and Juergenson is so phenomenal that even the most prudish viewer will want them to find happiness together. Tovah Feldshuh plays Jessica's mother with energy and deep sensitivity; her powerful performance in one scene provides the pivot upon which the entire film turns. And how can one not like angst-filled, love-stricken Josh the way Cohen plays him? Even the supporting actors turn in memorable performances.\\n\\\"Kissing Jessica Stein\\\" is an off-beat romantic comedy that has far more hilarity than its more tired and traditional siblings. The story unfolds with a naturalness that deserves to be admired. The views of New York from Hoboken, as well as shots of Hoboken itself, provide an excellent backdrop to a story that blends progressive ideas with the old-fashioned, just as Hoboken itself does.\\nI loved it.\",\n \"Product: A fighter pilot is shot down in Bosnia on his way back from a reconnaissance mission behind enemy lines. Now, his commanding officer must lead a daring rescue attempt that puts many soldiers' lives in danger. Based on a true story.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great escapism for the blow 'em up crowd\\n\\nReview: \\\"Behind Enemy Lines\\\" is a great example of the action film that is so fast-paced, so visually dazzling, and so tense that the viewer doesn't have much time to think about the film itself. Owen Wilson plays battle-untested Navy navigator Chris Burnett who, while on a reconnaissance mission, is shot down over Bosnia. Although both Burnett and his pilot escape alive, it quickly becomes clear they are in extreme danger. While commanding officer Admiral Reigart (Gene Hackman) begins plans for a rescue mission, he is hampered by those in command over him.\\nWhile the premise itself is formulaic - we've all seen this scenario many, many times - the tight pacing serves the movie well, as the viewer is thrust from one suspenseful scene to another, with barely time to breathe between each. The cinematography supplies a gorgeous texture that contrasts powerfully with the destruction Burnett must both witness and turn from to save his life. Both symbolic of the theme and visually powerful is the enormous statue of the Virgin Mary that Burnett parachutes past, her face beautiful on one side, blown away on the other. Upon seeing this early in the movie, you know that this action film will have its message.\\nThis thriller provides great, tense escapism, with people, buildings, and trucks blowing up or being shot to pieces every few minutes. The suspense is aided by several original scenes, such as the heat-sensing satellite images being watched aboard the aircraft by carrier personnel. They can see Burnett being approached but can't understand why his pursuers walk right by him. Unfortunately, if you stop to long to consider things that happen, and how people react, you'll run right smack into implausibilities, clichs, and just plain stupidity.\\nI was torn about how many stars to give this film. I was riveted throughout despite its over-simplification and relative predictability. The strongest feature of this film is its ability to draw the viewer into the plot and keep him there. Just don't think too much about it afterward. Four stars if you want to get lost in an action thriller, three stars if you want something more.\",\n \"Product: Julio and Tenoch are two teens ruled by raging hormonesand a mission to consume exotic substances. But one summer, the boys learn more about life than they bargain for when they set off on a wild, cross-country road trip with seductive, 28-year-old Luisa. Both boys taste forbidden fruit as Luisa schools them in the finer points of passion, but will their mutual desire for her destroy their friendship forever?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Journey to Heaven's Mouth\\n\\nReview: This Spanish language film (with English subtitles) has a coarse charm that goes a long way to garnering fans. Two teenage boys, Tenoch (Diego Luna) and Julio (Gael Garcia Bernal), are adrift when their girlfriends leave for an Italian vacation. They smoke pot, talk sex, scheme, talk sex. When they meet Luisa the willowy wife of Tenoch's cousin, they cannot believe their good fortune - especially because she agrees to accompany them on a trip to an isolated, gorgeous beach called Heaven's Mouth. No matter that they made up Heaven's Mouth to impress her; they are going. Their journey creates a bond among the three, not only sexually but emotionally, that we know will always be a part of them. In several graphic scenes that stop short of hard-core porn, the characters discover that sex is both everything and not everything.\\n\\nThe film's stamp of individuality is the witty, deadpan narration. Strangely, the scenes stop for a second or two, frozen and completely silent, before the voice-over begins. This roughness of editing actually adds to the film's charm by avoiding the slickness many of us are used to seeing in Hollywood films. Gritty background shots of Mexico add context to these spoiled boys' adventure - and hint to the underlying reality of Luisa's motivation. (Astute viewers will know right away what motivates her, but this knowledge only adds to the poignancy.) Although this is often dubbed a \\\"coming of age film\\\", I never got the impression that the boys grew up until long after their experiences. To them, it was a lark and a test of their friendship; only later, when they have already grown apart, do they see what it all meant.\\n\\nPerhaps because everything in this movie anticipates sex, I found that it was missing the depth I expect of acclaimed films. Despite this, it was an enjoyable on-the-road story, with disarming and very natural acting. Recommended for adults only.\",\n \"Product: HAPPILY EVER AFTER NEVER SEEMED SO FAR AWAY WHEN A TRIP TO MEET THE IN-LAWS TURNS INTO ANOTHER HILARIOUSLY TWISTED ADVENTURE FOR SHREK & FIONA. WITH THE HELP OF HIS FAITHFUL DONKEY, SHREK TAKES ON A POTION-BREWING FAIRY GODMOTHER, THE POMPOUS PRINCE CHARMING & THE FAMED OGRE-KILLER, PUSS IN BOOTS.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Funny - but not as inventive as the original\\n\\nReview: \\\"Shrek 2\\\" has a tough job; after the startlingly original \\\"Shrek\\\", a film that turned nursery rhymes and expectations upside down, this sequel needed to find a new, also twisted angle to meet the expectations of the original's fans. Unfortunately, the plot is predictable: Shrek and Fiona, newly married, are invited to Fiona's parents' kingdom where they are met with distaste. Naturally Prince Charming feels cheated, as does his mother, Fairy Godmother, and the King especially is mortified that his daughter has brought home an ogre. Shrek and Fiona are taught what they learn in the first movie, that looks are nothing compared to inner beauty.\\n\\nBut don't give up on \\\"Shrek 2.\\\" This sequel is rescued by the fabulously complex and hilarious new character Puss 'n' Boots. As Shrek says, not many cats can pull off wearing boots and Antonio Banderas's Puss does it with style. Throw in some lightning quick spoofs of \\\"Zorro,\\\" \\\"Beverly Hills Cop,\\\" \\\"Mission Impossible,\\\" \\\"Ghostbusters,\\\" \\\"The Lord of the Rings,\\\" and many other films. Mock the cast of nursery rhyme and fairy tale characters. Sprinkle pop culture and music as a counterpoint to the traditional timelessness of fairy tales, and you've got an amusing tale that warrants a second watching just to catch all the references.\\n\\nChildren will love this \\\"ogre tale\\\" for its non-threatening suspense and the etiquette-challenged behavior of the two ogres, while adults will appreciate the pop culture references. Although not as fresh as the original, \\\"Shrek 2\\\" offers entertainment for all ages.\",\n \"Product: Superstar Will Smith gives the performance of his career as boxing legend Muhammad Ali in a visually amazing epic drama from Academy Award(r) nominated director Michael Mann. Muhammad Ali thrilled the world with his ground-breaking boxing victories in the '60s and '70s. But the man behind the legend is grappling with a tumultuous romantic life, his deeply held religious beliefs and the pressures ofstaying on top. A quick-witted, winning personality and strong friendships with close associates, including renowned newscaster Howard Cosell (Golden Globe(r) nominee Jon Voight), help Ali \\\"float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.\\\" But faced with a life-changing conflict outside of the ring, the famously opinionated boxer is forced to rely on the one person he knows the best: himself.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Four stars in parts, two stars in others\\n\\nReview: This uneven account of the life of Muhammad Ali (as played by Will Smith) has much to offer, even if it does not hang together as a whole. In many ways, this film is too ambitious in its effort to touch upon many of the complexities of the renowned heavyweight boxer; the film tries to include too much and therefore doesn't fully explore any one aspect. As a result, this film feels incomplete despite its length. Will Smith does an admirable job evoking Ali's outward charm and unreadable emotions, but this public mask often obscures a more intimate exploration. The film succeeds best in more private moments, one on one with other characters, although Will Smith's evocation of Ali's public rhyming is dead-on. The documentation of some of Ali's personal struggles (many of which I was not previously aware of) are both moving and politically/socially charged. At other points, scenes drag on as though the director could not decide when to stop. The acting is good to exceptional, with no one glaringly miscast.\\nAs a Will Smith fan, I could not pass up this film despite mixed reviews. I'm glad I finally saw it. However, I don't recommend it for everyone because of its numerous flaws. If you are a Will Smith or Muhammad Ali fan, you should definitely see it. Likewise, boxing and bioflick enthusiasts should enjoy it. Skip this film if you don't fall into any of the preceding categories since there are many other (and better) films out there.\",\n \"Product: As Harry Potter readies himself for his third year at Hogwarts, an incident in which he is unable to control his anger forces him on the lam. At the same time, a dangerous man named Sirius Black escapes from the Azkaban prison with one thought on his mind: to track down and kill Harry Potter. The third year at Hogwarts is full of excitement and danger for Harry and his friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best Harry Potter Movie Yet\\n\\nReview: Director Cuaron has created a darker cinematic vision that matches J.K. Rowlings own deepening sense of complexity as the series continues. Here, Harry Potter, after the usual disastrous break living with his aunt and uncle, returns to Hogwarts a much more mature - and volatile - teenager. Sirius Black, the man rumored to have had a hand in the murder of Harry's parents, has escaped from the famous prison Azkaban, and is said to be after Harry. The Dementors, terrifying beings (reminiscent of the LOTR Wraiths) that suck the soul of out those who get in their way, are sent to guard the perimeter of Hogwarts, although they also pose a danger to the inhabitants, particularly Harry. When the new Professor Lupin takes a liking to Harry, Harry begins to put together pieces of his history as well as to realize some of his inherent powers. With best buddies Ron and Hermione, Harry gathers his strength to face Sirius.\\n\\nIn Cuaron's hands, Harry, Hermione, and Ron appear as true teenagers, often dressed in contemporary clothes inside of only their black gowns. They bicker, goof around, and help cover for one another like true adolescents. Daniel Radcliffe had grown into his role with authority so that even spunky Emma Watson as Hermione no longer upstages him. Michael Gambon picks up the role of kindly Dumbledore without flaw. Perhaps because we've already seen so much explaining Hogwarts, the school is more of a natural setting in this film. Of course, with any adaptation from book to film, some things have been left out, and others are not adequately explained; however, all in all, this is a competent adaptation which will delight fans. Even those who haven't read the book will be able to follow the plot.\\n\\nNot recommended for young children, as the Dementors will give them nightmares for a long time, this film should appeal to older elementary school children through adults. The special effects are seamless enough to whisk viewers into this world of wizards and witches and all the strange creatures that surround them.\",\n \"Product: In the tradition of THE PRINCESS DIARIES, Disney's FREAKY FRIDAY is the extremely funny and heartwarming comedy everyone will love. Dr. Tess Coleman (the hilarious Jamie Lee Curtis) and her teenage daughter Anna (rockin' Lindsay Lohan) have one thing in common -- they don't relate to each other on anything. Not clothes or men or Anna's passion to be in a rock band. Nothing. Then one night a little mystic mayhem changes their lives and they wake up to the biggest freak-out ever. Tess and Anna are trapped inside each other's body! But Tess's wedding is Saturday and the two must find a way to switch back -- fast! Literally forced to walk in each other's shoes, will they gain respect and understanding for the other's point of view? Filled with comedy, rock 'n roll and lots of heart, FREAKY FRIDAY is freaking fun everyone can enjoy together\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Curtis and Lohan make this film a delight\\n\\nReview: The premise of \\\"Freaky Friday\\\" has been done before - a magic spell causes two characters to switch bodies and thus perspectives - but this film is a ton of fun anyway. Psychiatrist Tess (Jamie Lee Curtis) and her teenage daughter Anna (Lindsay Lohan) are constantly at war. Tess is days away from remarrying, and Anna feels the acute pain of having lost her father. Anna has found refuge in her music, but her mother fails to see the importance of it, pulling the plug (literally) on Anna's big break. When a well-meaning Chinese woman ensures that they will be forced to understand each other's lives, the comedy begins full-force. The two wake up trapped in the body (and the daily life) of the other. The script is smart and punchy, with twists that are not as formulaic as the premise might suggest. Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are hilarious in their interpretations of the generation gap. While I expected such a performance from Curtis, Lohan was a wonderful surprise. Without the chemistry and talent between these two actresses, the film could have been lackluster. The other actors, most notably bland Mark Harmon, cannot sustain the energy Curtis and Lohan create. With animated aplomb, they even manage to overcome a few missteps in the screenplay.\\nThis film provides some hearty laughs and, in the tradition of such films, sentimental tears at the end. It's a great film for both adolescents and parents, with jabs at both - and neither will be embarrassed by watching it with the other.\",\n \"Product: Academy Award-Winner Gwyneth Paltrow stars in this powerfully passionate true story of legendary American author and poet, Sylvia Plath. While on a Fulbright Scholarship to England, Sylvia meets Ted Hughes (Daniel Craig), a British poet on the verge of international fame. Following a torrid four month courtship, they marry and embark on an intense relationship. When Ted's subsequent literary success and the attentions of admiring women strains the marriage, Sylvia funnels her fury and passion into her own work which begins to flow forth in unstoppable bursts. This true story of love and tragic passion is \\\"One of the most beautiful films of the year.\\\" (New York Observer)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Sweeping Portrait of a Complicated Poet\\n\\nReview: In portraying an interior life as complex and as troubled as Sylvia Plath's, the visual medium of film faces enormous obstacles, but this biopic does its best to overcome them. Gwyneth Paltrow is excellent as Plath, as she shows the poet's emotional transformation from just before her marriage, when she was hopeful, to the desolation leading to her suicide. The movie focuses almost exclusively on the relationship between Plath and poet Ted Hughes (Daniel Craig), and in this, does an admirable job of showing how Plath could not escape the shadow of her husband's fame despite her own ambitions. His infidelity and her incessant jealousy destroy their marriage while leading to some of Plath's best poetry, the volume titled Ariel that posthumously vaulted Plath to the status she had craved her entire adult life.\\n\\nThe acting is generally excellent, with Blythe Danner and Michael Gambon turning in skilled supporting performances. Unfortunately, this biopic lacks balance. In its relentless push toward Plath's suicide, it forgets that Plath's life was not only about her death. Her relationship with her children is only faintly hinted at and then usually bleakly; one scene shows her contemplating suicide at the edge of the ocean while the somber face of her daughter, peering out of the car window, pulls her back. But where is Plath's motherly dedication prior to that? And while the screenplay portrays Plath's temporary passion for her work after Hughes leaves her, the film leaves little sense of her poetic nature.\\n\\n\\\"Sylvia\\\" is a good, but not great, film. Those who know a lot about Plath may be bothered by the omissions, but this is a moving, often compelling, introduction to Plath the woman. High school teachers might want to show this to their students only after discussing the details of her life in class.\",\n \"Product: When a blonde sorority queen is dumped by her boyfriend, she decides to follow him to law school to get him back and, once there, learns she has more legal savvy than she ever imagined.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Preposterous but Oh So Blonde\\n\\nReview: As a blonde myself, I really should have been offended by this feature-length blonde joke, but hey, this flick is first-rate fluff. Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) is a self-absorbed sorority president and fashion major who expects to marry her college sweetheart Warner (Matthew Davis). When Warner dumps her because she isn't the perfect accompaniment to his expected Harvard Law degree (too much Marilyn Monroe and not enough Jackie Kennedy), her whole world crashes around her until the solution hits her: Why doesn't she become the woman Warner wants by following him to Harvard Law School? To Elle, who has a specialty in The History of Polka Dots, this seems like a no-brainer, and since she doesn't seem to know how to use her brain, the hilarity begins. She manages to get into Harvard through a brazen video, great LSAT's (for which she actually studied), and by stunning every last member of the admissions committee.\\nWho cares about realism when you've got a clueless blonde mixing with over-achieving, nerdy law students? The always popular Elle becomes the class outcast, with a tongue-tied, good-hearted manicurist (played memorably by Jennifer Coolidge) as her only friend. Director Luketic deserves enormous credit for keeping Elle's core personality intact despite the intellectual transformation; the sight of her colorful iMac in the sea of charcoal gray laptops is pitch-perfect as a symbol of her increasing seriousness but unwillingness to give into the nerd culture. In her sorority house, Elle is but one of many blondes. At Harvard, she is an individualist.\\nThis film is completely preposterous and doesn't care - that's the fun of it. Although the eventual triumph of Elle is predictable, how she gets there is not, making this film enjoyable every step of the way. The script is surprisingly smart for fluff and is a huge reason for the success of this extended blonde joke.\\nFor mindless entertainment, you can't beat this film. \\\"Legally Blonde\\\" is one of those guilty pleasures you might hate to admit having. Remember, you can always watch it in the privacy of your own home where no one but your closest relatives can hear you laugh at the antics of Elle Woods.\",\n \"Product: Nominated for five Academy Awards including Best Original Screenplay, this magical comedy earned overwhelming acclaim nationwide! A painfully shy waitress working at a tiny Paris cafe, Amlie makes a surprising discovery and sees her life drastically changed for the better! From then on, Amlie dedicates herself to helping others find happiness ... in the most delightfully unexpected way! But will she have the courage to do for herself what she has done for others?\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Charming, clever - a delight!\\n\\nReview: This quirky film won me over from its first moments showing the childhood of Amelie, an imaginative girl born of emotionally stunted parents. From her suicidal goldfish to her belief that her camera causes accidents to her sullen (and hilarious) revenge against her father, Amelie's childhood perfectly describes the rest of the film: both poignantly real and humorously surreal. As an adult, Amelie (Audrey Tautou) retains her impish nature while living in a circumscribed world. She works as a waitress in a caf, lives alone in her Parisian flat, and spies on her neighbors. When she discovers by accident a small box hidden behind the tile of her bathroom, Amelie sets out to return it to its rightful owner. Because of the effect this return has, Amelie sets out to do good deeds aimed to change the lives of other people, ignoring the reality that her own life is desperately in need of love.\\nThe plot by itself cannot adequately define this film. The wry voiceovers create a tone of humorous levity, and the cast of off-beat characters lend the feel of a small circus. Warmth and charm and wit abound. The remarkable performance of Audrey Tautou - honest and nuanced - brings the entire film into focus.\\nI waited far too long to see this film. I highly recommend it for a wide audience, from foreign film buffs to romantic comedy devotees to those looking for a funny, upbeat film to liven up the evening.\",\n \"Product: Escaflowne - The Movie\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good movie, but confusing if you haven't seen the series\\n\\nReview: I saw \\\"Escaflowne - The Movie\\\" without having first seen the series - and found myself completely confused at times. The characters aren't strongly established (the assumption seems to be that viewers will know them and their relationships) and the action is often darkly animated, with pivotal moments arriving so quickly and then left behind just as abruptly, robbing the viewer of the significance.\\nHaving said the above, I still enjoyed the movie. Hitomi, even in her two-dimensional angst portrayal, is charming. Van is better developed; his character drives the film with his anger and loneliness. Although the animation is a little uneven - breathtaking at times, static at others, it is well executed overall.\\nIf you purchase the ultimate edition set, you'll love the CD of the soundtrack. The disk containing the production art gallery is less interesting. (The art gallery pictures are difficult to make out, for one.)\\nI recommend watching at least a few episodes of the series \\\"Escaflowne\\\" before watching this movie. Fans will probably divide into two camps: those who hate the cursory compilation of the series' storyline, and those who can't get enough of \\\"Escaflowne.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Ashley Judd stars as Claire Kubik, a high-powered attorney whose perfect life comes down when her husband is charged with high crimes of murder. Enlisting the aid of a shrewd military lawyer (Morgan Freeman), Claire will risk her career and even her life to find the truth in this \\\"head-snapping thriller\\\" (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A taut legal thriller\\n\\nReview: Joseph Finder's bestselling novel comes to life in this well-made, though somewhat predictable, thriller as a savvy and love-struck lawyer is pitted against the military and its covert actions. Ashley Judd plays Claire Kubik, a lawyer on the way to a partnership until her husband is arrested for a military crime he swears he didn't commit. To defend him, Claire must navigate military law and threats, getting in deeper and more dangerously with every half-truth she uncovers.\\nThe plot has fewer holes than most thrillers, although most viewers will see the \\\"twist\\\" a mile away. And that a law firm would jettison one of its promising stars because her husband was arrested is preposterous. Wouldn't they help in the defense? Still, given the holes in most thrillers these days, these lapses are minor. The acting is solid, with Judd creating a gutsy, smart woman who is capable of both unfaltering love and fury. Morgan Freeman does a fine job with his thin material as a once-alcoholic lawyer who is \\\"a thorn in the military's side.\\\" James Caveziel, as Claire's husband, is less complex; his pleading got on my nerves by the end. Supporting roles by Amanda Peet (Claire's floozy sister) and Adam Smith (a young military lawyer) are adequate, though not highly memorable.\\nThe strength of this film is in the pacing and the seamless way in which it unfolds. The issues it raises about the United States's involvement in El Salvador provide an interesting, though not fully developed, frame. Highly enjoyable, though not perfect, this film is a good way to spend two hours with a bowl of popcorn at hand.\",\n \"Product: Randolph Smiley (ROBIN WILLIAMS) has it all - as the costumed star of the highest rated kid's show on TV, \\\"Rainbow Randolph\\\" has a Manhattan penthouse, a Times Square billboard featuring his beloved character, cars , boats, horses and all the indulgence that celebrity brings. Until he get's caught by the Feds in an under the table bribe, busted and instantly reviled, Randolph is a star no more. Enter Sheldon Mopes (EDWARD NORTON) and his alter-ego \\\"Smoochy\\\", a puffy, fuscia rhinoceros. Smoochy is the perfect remedy for what ails the networks...Now it's Smoochy who's got the swanky penthouse, the Times Square billboard and the smooth-talking agent (DANNY DEVITO). Sheldon soon learns that children's television is a dangerous world steeped in corruption, back-stabbing and violence with his biggest problem being Rainbow Randolph. Broke and homeless, Randolph seeks revenge on the Rhino that stole his job and his house; he's convinced the foam rubber carpetbagger is the face of evil sent by the devil to destroy him and he will not sleep until Smoochy takes a permanent dirt nap.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Twisted humor with an honest heart\\n\\nReview: This hilarious skewering of kids television is refreshing even among dark comedies. Rainbow Randolph (Robin Williams) has lost it all - television show, penthouse, reputation - when his network producer (Catherine Keener) finds Sheldon Mopes (Edward Norton) singing in a homemade costume in a methadone clinic. She brings him aboard KidNet as Smoochy, dresses him up, gives him an elaborate, colorful set, and launches a career. The trouble is, Sheldon is naive, and wants only to teach children about the benefits of organic food, tolerance, and anti-consumerism. And Rainbow Randolph has dedicated his every waking minute to orchestrating his downfall. Throw in Danny DeVito as Smoochy's corrupt, power-hungry agent, a Irish mob protecting a lovable, brain-damaged boxer who loves Smoochy, the head of a children's charity capable of murder, and a string of has-been children's television performers - and you've got a twisted, laugh out loud black comedy that is like nothing else I've seen.\\nEven Barney-haters will love the clips from Smoochy's show since Sheldon believes so completely in goodness. He really wants to change the world, in his politically correct, strict vegetarian way. When he sings, \\\"Your stepfather is not mean/(chorus of kids) He's just adjusting,\\\" it's hilarious. His wholesome image contrasts dramatically with the foul-mouthed, cynical, and even murderous characters around him. Robin Williams turns in an excellent grungy performance as Randolph. Edward Norton is completely believable and lovable as Sheldon/Smoochy, even when the corruption around him begins to affect him. Catherine Keener has just the right mix of hard-nosed corporate greed, cynicism, and the ability to be won over by a good children's song. Danny DeVito is the kind of seedy character he always plays; his real contribution to this film is as its director, and he does a fabulous job. The set and costume designs are notable as well.\\nYou need a twisted sense of humor to fully appreciate this film. Oddly, despite the premise, this is not a mean comedy. Randolph's murderous impulses, while ugly, are off-set by Sheldon's honest attempts to protect the sanctity of children's television. If you're looking for an off-beat comedy, you've found your film.\",\n \"Product: Many movies strive to capture the confused, yearning spirit of The Graduate or The Catcher in the Rye; Igby Goes Down succeeds. Igby (Kieran Culkin) is a teen struggling to find any purpose or meaning to his life; surrounding him are his tyrant mother Mimi (Susan Sarandon), schizophrenic father Jason (Bill Pullman), wealthy and deceitful godfather D.H. (Jeff Goldblum), and cold brother Oliver (Ryan Phillippe)--all of whom have their own problems. While evading being sent to yet another boarding school, Igby seeks solace with two women: Rachel (Amanda Peet), a drug-addicted dancer who's D.H.'s mistress, and Sookie (Claire Danes), a college student who becomes perhaps his only friend. Culkin carries the film, ably supported by the superb cast; script, direction, and performances are razor sharp. Igby Goes Down doesn't let anyone--including Igby--off the hook for their cruelty, hypocrisy, or lack of empathy. --Bret Fetzer\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Quirky characters, fine dialogue, and sparkling performances\\n\\nReview: This unconventional film about a teenage boy struggling to escape the crushing pressures in his life defies categorization. While one could describe it as a dark comedy, it is funny only in places, and then in a desperate, cynical way. But it doesn't take itself as seriously as a true drama. \\\"Igby Goes Down\\\" works best as a film that is what it is: the story of Igby (Kieran Culkin), who has been kicked out of every private school his mother Mimi (Susan Sarandon) has enrolled him in and who goes on the lam to avoid the next one. Igby's father (Bill Pullman) has been in a mental hospital for the past six years, and his mother is a snooty matron dying of breast cancer who spends her time fiercely trying to get Igby into yet another school. His brother Oliver (Ryan Phillippe) is a snobbish self-important Columbia undergrad. Igby's life is truly messed up, and no one can stand to be in his company for long before they feel like hitting him. The one thing Igby has going for him is an often charming wit, and that, combined with so many things beyond his control, endears him to the viewer.\\nCulkin shows surprising range as Igby, moving convincingly from sarcastic to resourceful to desperate - and back again to sarcastic. Claires Danes is spunky and perfectly edgy as the Bennington drop-out Sookie, and Amanda Peet is even better as the sensual non-dancer dancer and junkie Rachel. Jeff Goldblum turns in a fine performance as DH, Igby's godfather, who, as Oliver says, is finely-tuned for only one thing: making money. Susan Sarandon seems to float through this movie until the end, when she, too, reveals astonishing aspects of her character. Every last character is this film is quirky.\\nThis is an offbeat, unpredictable film that mainstream film goers probably won't like as much as those who gravitate toward the unconventional. Rather than being driven by plot, this is a character movie, with its strength resting in idiosyncrasies, smart dialogue, and acting.\",\n \"Product: Drama. When a respected New York homicide detective (Robert De Niro) discovers the prime suspect in a murder case is his estranged son (James Franco), he is forced to return home to the decaying boardwalks of Long Beach, Long Island to confront the darkness of his past. During the course of the investigation, he realizes that his failures as a father - and his unresolved anguish about the painful estrangement - have deeply influenced his son's life, and he must put his own life on the line in order to do right by both his family and his profession.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Sins of the Fathers . . .\\n\\nReview: \\\"City by the Sea\\\" begins as a typical cop drama - Vincent DeMarca (Robert DeNiro) is a good solid New Jersey cop with a history. His father was executed as a \\\"baby-killer\\\", and now Vincent's own son Joey (James Franco), whom he abandoned as a young boy, is a strung out junkie suspected of killing DeMarca's partner. The scenes are predictably dingy and muted, with Frances McDormand popping out of her apartment now and then as DeMarca's girlfriend. The first part of this movie honestly felt like the pilot for a new television drama - with calculated character introductions and back story. But then something marvelous happens: the quality of the acting kicks in to elevate the film beyond its script. James Franco is astonishingly convincing as a junkie who both loves and despises his father, and DeNiro fools us into believing he's just an ordinary guy until the moment when all the layers are stripped off. Frances McDormand does a competent job with what she is given (not much) while adding a needed texture to DeMarca's life.\\nThis film is probably the quietest cop drama I've ever seen because it's not about crimes one can be arrested for. It probes the fragile relationship between fathers and sons, and the obligations each needs to face. The film never picks up the slow paces it sets up in the beginning, so those hoping for the high action of traditional cop dramas will be disappointed. Make no mistake: this is a three-star movie raised to four stars by the performances of DeNiro and Franco. Still, the pivotal scene is a powerful one.\",\n \"Product: When Martin Lawrence (Bad Boys) and Steve Zahn (Daddy Day Care) team up as security guards, no one's safe! LAPD reject and major troublemaker, Earl (Lawrence), got L.A. cop Hank (Zahn) kicked off the force for brutality. Now, these two guys who can't stand each other, are stuck working together as lowly security guards. And they're playing cops to bring down a smuggling ring if they can stay alive and stay one step ahead of the real cops. Co-starring Eric Roberts (The Specialist), NATIONAL SECURITY will take you on a wild ride with the most unlikely heroes ever to wear a badge!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Goofy and entertaining - but nothing special\\n\\nReview: In this goofy cop drama, Martin Lawrence plays Earl, a white-bashing, easily terrorized black man who sends Los Angeles cop Hank (Steve Zahn) to jail because of his hysterical and inaccurate testimony. When, six months later, the two find themselves unwittingly together as security guards protecting a warehouse during a heist, they team up to track down the bad guys. Lawrence is funny at first with his poor-oppressed-black-guy routine, but it gets tired - and even offensive - fast, mostly because Earl is such a buffoon; he seems too clownishly stupid to be much more than a stereotype. Hank is the straight man, and you can't help feeling sorry for him as he endures Earl's completely misguided riffs. Yeah, this film has some laughs, especially during the slapstick scenes, but they are either mild or mindless, fine as long as you don't expect uproarious comedy.\\nThis film is definitely a rental, not a purchase. It is entertaining, humorous, but nothing you'll remember in a few days.\",\n \"Product: Comic genius Jim Carrey stars with Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman in the funniest, most outrageously entertaining comedy hit of the year that critics are applauding as \\\"a laugh a minute\\\" (Jim Ferguson, FOX-TV). Bruce Nolan (Carrey) is a discontented TV reporter who believes the entire universe is stacked against him. In a life-altering encounter, the Big Guy Upstairs (Freeman) endows Bruce with all of His divine powers and challenges Bruce to take on the big job to see if he can do it any better. Bruce Almighty is the wildly funny comedy featuring \\\"Jim Carrey at his best!\\\" (Leonard Maltin, Hot Ticket)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute, harmless, and mildly entertaining\\n\\nReview: This innocuous film starring Jim Carrey is familiar comedic territory: a man who doesn't appreciate what he has is given a unique means of insight. Bruce (Carrey) is a Buffalo, New York television reporter assigned to cover all the fluff pieces despite his ambition of making it big as an anchorman. While he loves his girlfriend Grace (Jennifer Anniston), he fails to take their relationship seriously, instead concentrating on himself and his career goals. He blames God, and not himself, for everything that has gone wrong in his life. After an on-air breakdown, he applies for a job and instead finds himself meeting God in the kindly, sly form of Morgan Freeman. God decides he will go on vacation and leave Bruce in charge since Bruce already believes he can do a better job. Of course, we all know that Bruce cannot possibly have the necessary wisdom and heart, and what follows is predictable in general, humorous in the specifics.\\n\\nThe humor in this film is not as wild nor as irreverent as Carrey's movies often are. As a result, when Carrey tries to break loose with his familiar over-the-top style, it is jarring. Still, there are some good, if not memorable, moments: when Bruce discovers his new powers, when he uses them to subvert the success of his rival (a hilarious performance by Steven Carell), when he hits upon a method to organize the millions of prayers coming in. The real problem of the script is that Bruce uses his powers for selfish means and yet never comes to that realization. His job as God never seems to get in his way, and the trouble he causes is always in the background instead of creating obstacles his character must surmount. As a result, Bruce's \\\"growth\\\" is predictable and shallow. He might as well been given superpowers from the X-men instead of God. Despite this, the pacing ensures that the viewer is swept along with the action, laughing at Bruce's antics while knowing all along what will happen.\\n\\n\\\"Bruce Almighty\\\" delivers a few good laughs and a feel-good, unchallenging ending--exactly the type of entertainment one might want after a long day I suggest renting instead of buying since its comedy fades as soon as the screen darkens.\",\n \"Product: The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarantino (PULP FICTION, JACKIE BROWN), KILL BILL VOLUME 1 stars Uma Thurman (PULP FICTION), Lucy Liu (CHARLIE'S ANGELS, CHICAGO), and Vivica A. Fox (TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME) in an astonishing, action-packed thriller about brutal betrayal and an epic vendetta! Four years after taking a bullet in the head at her own wedding, The Bride (Thurman) emerges from a coma and decides it's time for payback ... with a vengeance! Having been gunned down by her former boss (David Carradine) and his deadly squad of international assassins, it's a kill-or-be-killed fight she didn't start but is determined to finish! Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor, it's a must-see motion picture event that had critics everywhere raving!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Stylized - and stylish - gore\\n\\nReview: \\\"Kill Bill, Volume 1\\\" is difficult to rate. The plot can be described in a single sentence, the characterization is almost nil, the violence is graphic and gratuitous, and yet . . . Tarantino delivers a film unlike any other. The \\\"chapter\\\" divisions between scenes, the interspersed gritty-textured black and white segments, and the superb soundtrack give it an art-house feel while the highly choreographed, over-the-top fight scenes (which comprise at least ninety percent of the movie) recall the classy \\\"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon\\\" and \\\"The Matrix\\\" as well as a long heritage of martial arts films. The gore itself is pure horror film, but in the context of Tarantino's carefully set up noir atmosphere, it has a bizarre elegance of its own.\\nThe plot? A former assassin (Uma Thurman) seeks revenge on those who tried to kill her and her unborn baby years before. In this, the first volume of a film broken in two, the assassin (known both as The Bride and Black Mamba) manages to face only two out of the five on her list. Nearly two hours to exact revenge on two people and ninety percent of the film is fighting? You got it. Okay, there are some (graphic) flashbacks. And a fifty or so man Tokyo gangster (graphic) diversion. And some keen visual humor thrown in. But mostly, we see Uma Thurman in sleek, seventies-style garb wield her knives and swords as no other woman in cinema has.\\nIt's a shame Tarantino could not part with scenes from the final fight, which seems to last for an eternity, so he could combine both \\\"Kill Bill\\\" films into one. This one ends so abruptly and with so much unfinished business that it really cannot be considered complete without its second half. Take the R rating seriously; only mature teens and older should watch this since the violence is glamorized and desensitizes even the adult viewer. Full of profanity, raw aggression, and blood, this film is definitely not for everyone.\\nI give this film three stars for plot and concept, but five stars for style. Although as a stand-alone film, it doesn't hold together the way \\\"Pulp Fiction\\\" does, the second volume promises to provide the coherence and significance. Plan to follow-up your viewing with Volume Two.\",\n \"Product: This is a nice condition VHS, ideal for collector's, viewer's and or fans of this type of movie genre.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not quite art film, not quite romantic comedy\\n\\nReview: Diane Lane delivers a warm performance as Frances, a writer/book reviewer, who finds purpose in the Tuscan countryside. Frances, suffering from the depression of a failed marriage, is urged by her pregnant friend Patti (Sandra Oh) to take her place on a tour of Italy. While at first reluctant, Frances finally accepts Patti's offer when the reality of her life in New York becomes too painful. Frances is almost immediately charmed by life in Tuscany and on impulse buys a run-down villa that she plans to restore into her personal haven. Frances, now reborn as Francesca, is hardly alone in her new country as she is befriended by her real estate agent, the mysterious over-the-top blonde woman, her crew of Polish workers, and other townspeople. But sadness still tugs at her. Only when events turn out not as she expected does she begin to accept life on its terms and not on her own.\\n\\nThe script and direction (by Audrey Wells) give this film the pacing of an art film, where the subtle interactions and plot cannot be described as much as sensed; however, the feel-good ending has the tacked on feel of a romantic comedy, where the heroine gets what she wants, even though the comedy itself is more smile- than laugh-inducing. To the credit of the screenwriters, events don't unfold exactly the way one would expect. For instance, the old man who delivers flowers every day to a roadside shrine is never explained despite his emotional connection to Frances. The man one would think could bring Frances her much needed romance does not. And the birth of Patti's child does not make Frances feel included at all. The turns are small, quiet ones, but they provide enough conflict to keep the viewer engaged. The cinematography fails to exploit the setting, resulting in a more conventional look than one would expect.\\n\\nDespite its flaws, this is a sweet, low-key film. While \\\"Under the Tuscan Sun\\\" may appeal to more women than men, it does not have the syrupy romance and teary-eyed moments of most films categorized as \\\"chick flicks.\\\" A good solid film that offers nothing exceptional.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A Waste of Talent All-Around\\n\\nReview: The Merchant Ivory team usually produces films with a classic feel, with richly textured moments and subtlety. In \\\"Le Divorce\\\", they've gone commercial - and it doesn't suit them. American Isabelle (Kate Hudson) arrives in romantic Paris just as her sister Roxy's French husband (Melvil Poupaud) is leaving her. Roxy (Naomi Watts) is pregnant and obstinate; she refuses to grant her husband a divorce despite the difficulties in French law it will cause her. Like all messy divorces, the two focus their battle on an object that both covet, in this case a painting that Roxy has hanging in their apartment and which belongs to her family. Isabelle, who comes across as a spoiled American, has an affair that complicates things. Subplots abound.\\n\\nNaomi Watts is likeable as Roxy, and her chemistry with Kate Hudson makes them believable sisters. The Parisian scenery is filmed with a loving eye, and I enjoyed when the characters (realistically) switched between French and English. Some wonderful actors make cameo appearances but have little to do: Glenn Close, Sam Waterston, Stockard Channing, Leslie Caron, Matthew Modine, Bebe Neuwirth. The result is blandly entertaining, with otherwise good actors hashing out a mediocre script. Even the flying red purse at the end, an homage to the classic French short \\\"The Red Balloon,\\\" comes across as ludicrous.\\n\\nIf you want to watch a light film about an American woman in Europe, watch \\\"Under the Tuscan Sun\\\" instead. While this movie is not bad - as in \\\"Scooby Doo\\\" bad - it's not good either.\",\n \"Product: Pro tennis \\\"hot shot\\\" Lizzie Bradbury (Kirsten Dunst) is a rising star who lives to win. But when she falls for long-shot contender Peter Colt (Paul Bettany) amid the glitz and glamour of Wimbledon, Lizzie discovers it's not if you win or lose, but how you play the gameof love. A deliciously witty romantic comedy about chasing your dreams and risking your heart, Wimbledon is a fun and charming story of love across the net.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Romantic Comedy With Spunk\\n\\nReview: Director Richard Loncraine delivers a sweet romantic comedy about two pro tennis players who fall for each other on the grass courts of Wimbledon. When Peter Colt (Paul Bettany) is accidentally given the wrong room key, he meets brash, ambitious Lizzie Bradbury (Kirsten Dunst), one of the top women players on the tour. Lizzie is the darling of tennis fans and the press while Peter is on the way out, about to retire and start a life as a pro at a local club. The two decide to have a fling, no strings attached, but (of course) they find themselves caring a lot more than they expected. The problem is that Peter distracts Lizzie from her game even though she increases his focus, and Lizzie's controlling father (Sam Neill) is furious. After all, Lizzie is a star, and Peter is not.\\n\\nTennis players will cringe watching the technique of Kirsten Dunst because there is NO way that motion is going to deliver the killer serve she supposedly has. The same is true of her ground strokes. Bettany is slightly more believable. Still, if you can get past the amateur tennis technique, this is a sweet, if predictable, movie about the unpredictability of love and sports. The computer graphics make the games exciting, both visually and by triggering the rush of the game. The romantic chemistry between Dunst and Bettany is believable, even if Bettany has the stronger presence.\\n\\n\\\"Wimbledon\\\" is a second-tier romantic comedy, not among the best but certainly deserving of an audience. The spunk of both Dunst and Bettany make this an enjoyable, charming film about love, competitive edge, and finding the balance between the two.\",\n \"Product: An updated re-telling of the classic Brothers Grimm fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood. The satire begins where the fable last left off, as there's always more to every tale than meets the eye! Furry and feathered cops from the animal world, Chief Grizzly and Detective Bill Stork, investigate a domestic disturbance at Granny's cottage, involving a girl, a wolf and an axe. The charges are many: breaking and entering, disturbing the peace, intent to eat, and wielding an axe without a license. Not to mention, this case might be tied to the elusive Goody Bandit who has been stealing the recipes of goody shops everywhere.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Clever Script, So-So Execution\\n\\nReview: With its clever script and a host of fairy tale characters gone haywire, \\\"Hoodwinked\\\" explores, via police interrogation, the untold story of Red Riding Hood and her grandmother. The film opens at the end of the known fairy tale when Red notices the big eyes, ears, and teeth of Granny, and discovers that it's really the Wolf. An axe-wielding woodman breaks into the house, and rescues both Red and the tied-up Granny. But is that the whole story? As the viewer quickly learns, the answer is \\\"No.\\\"\\n\\nFairy tale land has been plagued by a recipe thief, who has put all the sweets bakers of the fairy tale world out of business - except for Granny. Does Red or Granny have anything to do with this? Why is the Big Bad Wolf dressed in Granny's clothes? And could the Woodsman really be capable of rescuing Red? Who is the hyper-active, speed talking squirrel, and why does the bunny keep cropping up in everyone's story? What secrets do Red and her Granny hide?\\n\\nWhile individual parts of this movie are funny, it doesn't stick together well as a whole. The computer animation is clunky, and the story itself, once the premise is revealed, is not particularly compelling. Still, it has its moments: a goat who \\\"talks\\\" in song, the taped voice of the squirrel re-played at a much slower speed, the crazed but sweet incompetence of the Woodsman, and the explanation of Red's vision of her grandmother. Some of the twists are laugh out-loud funny, but most evoke merely a smile or two.\\n\\nThis movie is good for a rental to enjoy with the kids, although they won't get most of the jokes. Instead, they will probably enjoy the fast-paced, visually active parade of characters. Cleverly written but poorly executed, \\\"Hoodwinked\\\" is an average computer animated movie, good for a rainy afternoon and a couple of laughs.\",\n \"Product: Marilyn Vines (Andie MacDowell) idyllic life in Connecticut is devastated by the tragic death of her only son Dale during his 15th birthday party. 3,000 miles away, Ria Lynchs (Olivia Williams) marriage comes to a stunningly abrupt end in Dublin, Ireland, when husband Danny (Iain Glen) reveals that he is leaving her for his pregnant mistress, Bernadette (Heike Makatsch). An accidental phone call brings these two otherwise unrelated women together and, in their mutual need for space and time alone, they agree to a two-month house exchange. In swapping homes, both women slowly find healing and strength through new surroundings and the kindness of others and gradually learn to accept the reality of their changed lives.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Chick flick set in Ireland and New England\\n\\nReview: Tara Road, based on the Maeve Binchy novel of the same name, follows the parallel lives of two women, one Irish and one American, as they come to terms with loss. American Marilyn (Andi McDowell) has lost her beloved fifteen year old son to a motorcycle accident, and the all-consuming grief of it drives her from her husband. Irish Ria (Olivia Williams) faces the devastating news that her husband is leaving her for his pregnant girlfriend despite the family and household he and Ria have built. When a spontaneous phone call results in a house swap, the two women temporarily slip into the life the other has left behind.\\n\\nThe film unfolds in scenes alternating with the same themes, starting with the two birthday parties that each end in loss. The duality of these scenes works well since the characters and their circumstances are different enough to hold viewer interest and each moves the plot along. Andi McDowell puts in a competent, if at times overly pinched, performance, while Olivia Williams is radiant and convincing as the transforming Ria. Stephen Rea stands out in the supporting cast as the charming, sensitive Colm who helps out Ria by planting a garden in her absence and who gives Marilyn the undemanding support she needs.\\n\\nFor the first eighty or so minutes, I was surprised by how much I liked this film, with its Irish and New England scenery, telling camera shots, and solid acting. The drama had none of the syrupy feel-good moments that often accompanies this kind of film, and instead developed gentle moments that nudged the plot forward. Unfortunately, the end, with its inexcusable deus ex machina, throws all the good out with an improbable--and yes, saccharine--resolution.\\n\\nThe DVD has only one special feature, an interview with Maeve Binchy, the author of the novel from which the screenplay was adapted. Binchy starts off with an involved plot summary even though the viewer most likely has just finished watching it. Even her account of how the idea came to her is mundane. She offers no insight, no illumination, nothing that adds to the viewer's appreciation of the story. I know DVDs are expected to offer more than just the film, but in non-special effect, simple dramas such as Tara Road, there is no point.\\n\\nThis film will likely have the men running from the room, while women will find it more entertaining.\",\n \"Product: \\\"A High-Octane Action Movie.\\\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"We'll Kill Them All\\\"\\n\\nReview: The powerful history of the United States' involvement in the Saudi Arabia flashes on the screen before the opening credits, creating a direct line from the past to the present day antagonism, and these moments are the most affecting ones of this political thriller. Jamie Foxx plays an FBI agent in charge of a small band of agents (Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Cris Cooper) investigating, without State Department approval, a Saudi bombing which has cost the lives of one of their friends and hundreds of civilians. During the investigation, they are watched over by Saudi policeman, Faris Al Ghazi (Ashrof Barhom), a man assigned to control their every move in the spirit of protection. Of course, this being a Hollywood thriller set in Saudi Arabia, the Americans take matters into their own hands to overcome bureaucracy and corruption and to pursue the villains.\\n\\nBarhom plays his character with real humanity, and he steals every scene with his no-nonsense approach, tinged with idealism and hope for real justice. The Americans all do competent acting jobs, although their roles seem too predictable given the plot. The chase scenes are heart-stopping and somewhat over-the-top, but they keep this fast-paced flick moving from first moments to last. The message driven home, that we are two peoples fighting and corrupting future generations, is laid over-the-top of what is an essentially go-blow-up-the-bad-guys plot. Nuances such as diplomacy, culture, and history are quickly lost in the gunfire.\\n\\nCertainly, this film entertains the way the best in the genre does; however, it tries too hard at times and not hard enough at others. I recommend this for a one-time viewing.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) endures another eight hours in a dull grey cubicle. Ignored by his co-workers, Bob feels completely invisible and out of sync with the world. On one strange day he crosses the line from potential killer to inadvertent hero when he saves beautiful Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert). His Boss (William H. Macy) transforms Bob into a new man but his good fortune is short lived when the Object of his Desire asks him to end her life.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: He Was a Tortured Man\\n\\nReview: Bob (Christian Slater), a meek, lonely office worker on the brink of explosive violence, keeps a dashboard hula girl on top of his cubicle wall and a gun in his desk. He even has a detonator in his lunch box. His co-workers belittle or ignore him. He eats lunch alone outside and imagines blowing up his office building. At home, his bug-eyed goldfish tells him like it is -- and the truth is not pretty. What's a lonely man to do? When a tragedy takes Bob and his co-workers by surprise, Bob finds himself in a strange and demanding relationship with his long-time crush Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert.)\\n\\nIn the tradition of <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Fight-Club-Widescreen-Edition/dp/B000067J1H/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Fight Club (Widescreen Edition)</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Memento-Widescreen-Two-Disc-Limited-Edition/dp/B0000640SA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Memento (Widescreen Two-Disc Limited Edition)</a>, nothing is as it seems, since everything is filtered through the point-of-view of Bob, a tortured and perhaps not-too-sane man. We see Bob's slow, steady drive toward work as other cars whiz by in a blur of colors. Bob vanishes and reappears as he makes his way from front door to driving seat. In a world where everything appears fractured, Bob is the only stability, even though he is far from stable himself.\\n\\nChristian Slater is superb as the uptight, tortured, outwardly impassive but inwardly enraged Bob. Elisha Cuthbert makes the transition well between ephemeral office beauty to the bitter, emotionally demanding woman she becomes, although she occasionally forces the acting just a little. William H. Macy is properly self-absorbed, though not memorable, as their boss, Gene Shelby.\\n\\nThe special features are notable for the cut scenes, with commentary by director Frank Capello. Fortunately, we are made to watch the entire film again, looking for red Xs or other signs to see these scenes in context. Instead, Capello shows the excised snippets with the beginning of the next scene only; Capello makes it clear why the scenes were included in the original shooting and why they were eventually cut. Most interesting is the two alternate endings, both of which are not quite as compelling as the one that made it, although one comes close.\\n\\nIn the end, this film doesn't hold together as well as some, but it is intriguing nonetheless. The plot turns are much more startling than those in the earlier <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Falling-Down/dp/0790742780/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Falling Down</a>, a film with a similar repressed male character, shot in a completely different style.\",\n \"Product: Young VietNam vet stumbles upon remnants of a drug deal gone bad in W. Texas 1980 -- he's hunted by two vicious assassins who want t he money back.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Disturbing, philosophical, oddly beautiful at times: a unique thriller (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: Through sweeping cinematography, excellent dialogue, and distinctive characters, this tale of a man hunted by a sociopath transcends its plot. In the western plains, towns, and cities, a sociopath, Chigurh (Javier Bardem) is in pursuit of a large sum of cash from a drug deal. Unfortunately for retired welder Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin), who finds the cash, Chigurh will stop at nothing to get it. The small town sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones), who puts together what has happened, wants to get to Llewelyn, and a tracker (Woody Harrelson) hired by a drug lord wants to get to the money, all before the ruthless Chirgurh does, The result is a tense, violent chase at the speed of small town life.\\n\\nThe dialogue is so reminiscent of the Coen brothers' much earlier \\\"Fargo\\\" that it is surprising that much of it derives from a novel by a different writer, although the melding of Coens with Cormac McCarthy makes perfect sense. In particular, the sheriff's exchanges with his deputy (Garrett Dillahunt) and his wife (played with down-to-earth confidence by Tess Harper) give this film its greater context and rhythm as evil is treated with both matter-of-fact acceptance and disbelief. Philosophy is doled out in brief parcels punctuated by pauses.\\n\\nTommy Lee Jones has played this kind of character so many times that it is remarkable that he makes each one unique. with its frighteningly is pure evil, though even he lives by a set of rules, as ruthless as those are. Brolin delivers a fine, sympathetic portrait of Llewelyn Moss. And Bardem is simply terrifying with his monotone delivery and largely blank expression.\\n\\n\\\"No Country for Old Men\\\" is about the unexpected ways evil enters the lives of ordinary people, and the toll it takes on those who try to stop it. Because of the tension throughout, this theme is not clear until the last moments, in an ending that at first seems out-of-place and rushed (the last a valid critique.) Although much of the violence takes place off-screen, you can never tell when it won't, and that gives the impression of a bloody-and-gore film. I find this to be one of the best Coen brother films, although it took several days of thinking about it afterward to realize it.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: \\\"A High-Octane Action Movie.\\\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"We'll Kill Them All\\\"\\n\\nReview: The powerful history of the United States' involvement in the Saudi Arabia flashes on the screen before the opening credits, creating a direct line from the past to the present day antagonism, and these moments are the most affecting ones of this political thriller. Jamie Foxx plays an FBI agent in charge of a small band of agents (Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Cris Cooper) investigating, without State Department approval, a Saudi bombing which has cost the lives of one of their friends and hundreds of civilians. During the investigation, they are watched over by Saudi policeman, Faris Al Ghazi (Ashrof Barhom), a man assigned to control their every move in the spirit of protection. Of course, this being a Hollywood thriller set in Saudi Arabia, the Americans take matters into their own hands to overcome bureaucracy and corruption and to pursue the villains.\\n\\nBarhom plays his character with real humanity, and he steals every scene with his no-nonsense approach, tinged with idealism and hope for real justice. The Americans all do competent acting jobs, although their roles seem too predictable given the plot. The chase scenes are heart-stopping and somewhat over-the-top, but they keep this fast-paced flick moving from first moments to last. The message driven home, that we are two peoples fighting and corrupting future generations, is laid over-the-top of what is an essentially go-blow-up-the-bad-guys plot. Nuances such as diplomacy, culture, and history are quickly lost in the gunfire.\\n\\nCertainly, this film entertains the way the best in the genre does; however, it tries too hard at times and not hard enough at others. I recommend this for a one-time viewing.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) endures another eight hours in a dull grey cubicle. Ignored by his co-workers, Bob feels completely invisible and out of sync with the world. On one strange day he crosses the line from potential killer to inadvertent hero when he saves beautiful Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert). His Boss (William H. Macy) transforms Bob into a new man but his good fortune is short lived when the Object of his Desire asks him to end her life.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: He Was a Tortured Man\\n\\nReview: Bob (Christian Slater), a meek, lonely office worker on the brink of explosive violence, keeps a dashboard hula girl on top of his cubicle wall and a gun in his desk. He even has a detonator in his lunch box. His co-workers belittle or ignore him. He eats lunch alone outside and imagines blowing up his office building. At home, his bug-eyed goldfish tells him like it is -- and the truth is not pretty. What's a lonely man to do? When a tragedy takes Bob and his co-workers by surprise, Bob finds himself in a strange and demanding relationship with his long-time crush Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert.)\\n\\nIn the tradition of <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Fight-Club-Widescreen-Edition/dp/B000067J1H/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Fight Club (Widescreen Edition)</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Memento-Widescreen-Two-Disc-Limited-Edition/dp/B0000640SA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Memento (Widescreen Two-Disc Limited Edition)</a>, nothing is as it seems, since everything is filtered through the point-of-view of Bob, a tortured and perhaps not-too-sane man. We see Bob's slow, steady drive toward work as other cars whiz by in a blur of colors. Bob vanishes and reappears as he makes his way from front door to driving seat. In a world where everything appears fractured, Bob is the only stability, even though he is far from stable himself.\\n\\nChristian Slater is superb as the uptight, tortured, outwardly impassive but inwardly enraged Bob. Elisha Cuthbert makes the transition well between ephemeral office beauty to the bitter, emotionally demanding woman she becomes, although she occasionally forces the acting just a little. William H. Macy is properly self-absorbed, though not memorable, as their boss, Gene Shelby.\\n\\nThe special features are notable for the cut scenes, with commentary by director Frank Capello. Fortunately, we are made to watch the entire film again, looking for red Xs or other signs to see these scenes in context. Instead, Capello shows the excised snippets with the beginning of the next scene only; Capello makes it clear why the scenes were included in the original shooting and why they were eventually cut. Most interesting is the two alternate endings, both of which are not quite as compelling as the one that made it, although one comes close.\\n\\nIn the end, this film doesn't hold together as well as some, but it is intriguing nonetheless. The plot turns are much more startling than those in the earlier <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Falling-Down/dp/0790742780/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Falling Down</a>, a film with a similar repressed male character, shot in a completely different style.\",\n \"Product: Young VietNam vet stumbles upon remnants of a drug deal gone bad in W. Texas 1980 -- he's hunted by two vicious assassins who want t he money back.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Disturbing, philosophical, oddly beautiful at times: a unique thriller (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: Through sweeping cinematography, excellent dialogue, and distinctive characters, this tale of a man hunted by a sociopath transcends its plot. In the western plains, towns, and cities, a sociopath, Chigurh (Javier Bardem) is in pursuit of a large sum of cash from a drug deal. Unfortunately for retired welder Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin), who finds the cash, Chigurh will stop at nothing to get it. The small town sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones), who puts together what has happened, wants to get to Llewelyn, and a tracker (Woody Harrelson) hired by a drug lord wants to get to the money, all before the ruthless Chirgurh does, The result is a tense, violent chase at the speed of small town life.\\n\\nThe dialogue is so reminiscent of the Coen brothers' much earlier \\\"Fargo\\\" that it is surprising that much of it derives from a novel by a different writer, although the melding of Coens with Cormac McCarthy makes perfect sense. In particular, the sheriff's exchanges with his deputy (Garrett Dillahunt) and his wife (played with down-to-earth confidence by Tess Harper) give this film its greater context and rhythm as evil is treated with both matter-of-fact acceptance and disbelief. Philosophy is doled out in brief parcels punctuated by pauses.\\n\\nTommy Lee Jones has played this kind of character so many times that it is remarkable that he makes each one unique. with its frighteningly is pure evil, though even he lives by a set of rules, as ruthless as those are. Brolin delivers a fine, sympathetic portrait of Llewelyn Moss. And Bardem is simply terrifying with his monotone delivery and largely blank expression.\\n\\n\\\"No Country for Old Men\\\" is about the unexpected ways evil enters the lives of ordinary people, and the toll it takes on those who try to stop it. Because of the tension throughout, this theme is not clear until the last moments, in an ending that at first seems out-of-place and rushed (the last a valid critique.) Although much of the violence takes place off-screen, you can never tell when it won't, and that gives the impression of a bloody-and-gore film. I find this to be one of the best Coen brother films, although it took several days of thinking about it afterward to realize it.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: NOTICE: Polish Release, cover may contain Polish text/markings. The disk has English audio and subtitles.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Better than The Da Vinci Code, but not much more than a chase movie\\n\\nReview: I confess: I fell asleep -- twice -- while trying to watch the Da Vince Code, so I wasn't exactly anxious to see this movie; however, Angels and Demons kept my attention from start to finish. Although it wasn't great cinema, at least I didn't have to listen to Tom Hanks talk in rapid fire exposition just to get to the next scene. Instead of offering intellectual treatise on centuries of conspiracy, Angels and Demons is more physical, more visceral, with the fear of mass destruction taking the front seat to the finer details of the Illuminati. The film is more or less a series of chase scenes, with Robert Langdon (Hanks) teaming up with physicist Vittoria (Ayelet Zurer) to stop the imminent murders of four cardinals as the other cardinals meet to elect a new pope. The kidnapper has a dangerous capsule filled with anti-matter stolen from Vittoria's lab at the Cern Accelerator, and its detonation could destroy all of Vatican City and a good portion of Rome. Add tension between the Camerlengo (Ewan McGregor) and Cardinal Strauss (Armin Mueller-Stahl) who presides over the conclave, and the plot gets just enough complexity to add a twist or two. The only aspect that is truly annoying is the time-line: the characters have only an hour to identify and get to each location, yet they seem to take their time until the last minute. And there's no way that everything that happens could do so within the amount of time described. Just suspend your disbelief, and go along for the ride.\\n\\nThe conspiracy theory in Angels and Demons is less intricate than that of The Da Vinci Code and thus makes for better cinema. The simpler plot allows for one chase scene, one murder, one explosion/fire after another. For this reason, it is an exciting action film without offering much to consider in retrospect. It is decent entertainment, but not much else, making it a good choice when you want your adrenalin to course and your brain to coast.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Avatar is the story of ex-Marine Jake, a paraplegic war veteran, who finds himself thrust into hostilities on a distant planet filled with exotic life forms, Pandora. As an Avatar, a human consciousness in an alien body, he finds himself torn between two worlds in a desperate fight for his own survival and that of the indigenous people. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Amazingly imagined world, with predictable plot\\n\\nReview: Although the general plot of Avatar has been filmed many times before, the vivid, imaginary world created by Cameron transcends the predictability of the story line. When you sit down to watch this film, particularly if you are lucky enough to see it in 3-D, you won't care that others have compared it to Dances With Wolves or Princess Mononoke or any other white man versus indigenous people/nature because you will be swept up by the fantastical landscape and the particulars of the indigenous culture. Once you are immersed, you might even forget that this world, Pandora, does not exist, not even in some remote place on earth the way New Zealand stood in for Middle Earth in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Avatar is that convincing.\\n\\nThe basic plot, with no spoilers: Jake (Sam Worthington), a paralyzed Marine with the same DNA as his recently deceased twin, arrives on Pandora, a planet described as a \\\"hell hole,\\\" to take his brother's place in an experiment. Scientists, working parallel to the military and to a private venture seeking to obtain valuable ore, have created a hybrid body made of human and indigenous Na'vi DNA to allow the humans to intermingle with the natives in a kind of half-anthropology, half-diplomatic effort. Jake exceeds everyone's expectations as he finds himself in the middle of the native culture, part of an inner circle that believes he has the blessing of their god. As these story lines tend to go, the greedy villains try to use Jake for their own purposes while he begins to realize that this alien people needs his protection.\\n\\nSteven Lang is wonderfully snarly as the Colonel, a man who values no one above himself. Sigourney Weaver, while not at her best, provides a decent portrayal of the principle investigator running the avatar project. Zoe Saldana (who played Uhura in last year's Star Trek) provides the voice and computer data points for the face of Neytiri, the young Na'vi woman entrusted with Jake's education; although we never see the actress for real, she is very much part of the success of this film.\\n\\nThe 3-D experience was breathtaking -- literally. The scenes on the edge of high drops as Avatar Jake and Neytiri leap from place to place gave me the same sickening experience as if I really saw two people close to the edge of a cliff. And the real-ness of Pandora was enhanced by given the impression that I was actually immersed in this imagined world. Of course, when the DVD is released, viewers won't have any of these sensations; however, the beauty of Pandora, with all its wonderful and dangerous creatures, should still be conveyed. If you haven't already seen this film, you should, whether in 3-D or 2-D.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: David Finchers The Social Network is the stunningtale of a new breed of cultural insurgent: a punkgenius who sparked a revolution and changedthe face of human interaction for a generation,and perhaps forever. Shot through with emotionalbrutality and unexpected humor, this superbly craftedfilm chronicles the formation of Facebook andthe battles over ownership that followed upon thewebsites unfathomable success. With a complex,incisive screenplay by Aaron Sorkin and a brilliantcast including Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield andJustin Timberlake, The Social Network bears witness tothe birth of an idea that rewove the fabric of societyeven as it unraveled the friendship of its creators.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Riveting Drama -- and I still can't believe that it is\\n\\nReview: I had such low expectations for this film that I didn't even consider seeing it until it won best drama at the Golden Globes -- and even then, I hesitated. Despite liking director David Fincher's work, the subject matter just didn't seem all that compelling. But boy, was I wrong!\\n\\nThe nonlinear plot flashes back and forth between the litigation facing Facebook Mark Zuckerberg (played perfectly by Jesse Eisenberg) and the evolution of Facebook, first at Harvard and then in California's Silicon Valley. Well-heeled twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss (Armie Hammer in both roles) approach Zuckerberg to help them implement their idea for a Harvard social networking site after Zuckerberg proves his hacking chops in an infamous campus incident. But Zuckerberg secretly cuts them out and instead develops Facebook with his only friend Eduardo Saverin (played with incredible dignity by Andrew Garfield.) With interference from Napster's founder Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake), the stakes rise.\\n\\nFincher and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin play up the irony of today's most influential social networking site being founded by a young man with no loyalty, warmth, etiquette, or even social awareness. Eisenberg's Zuckerberg makes everyone uncomfortable, including the audience, but his narcissistic, painfully awkward personality is riveting the way John Nash's schizophrenia was in A Beautiful Mind: you can't look away because of its complexity and irony.\\n\\nToss aside any low expectations you have of the subject matter, and give this film a try. It's well worth seeing, if for nothing else than understanding how the ubiquitous Facebook came to be.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Flawed, but still 5 stars\\n\\nReview: This third and final installment to Peter Jackson's cinematic interpretation of the Lord of the Rings is a triumph for all involved despite its flaws. As Frodo, Sam, and Gollum approach Mordor in the attempt to destroy the ring, the kingdoms of man face brutal attacks that must be defended against all odds. Especially compared to the second film, \\\"The Two Towers,\\\" the action is well-balanced and tightly portrayed, with only a few scenes lasting too long. As with the others, the cinematography is captivating and even breath-taking at times. The computer graphics are, except in one or two cases, successfully integrated, with the Orc army a phenomenal achievement with its individualized \\\"actors.\\\"\\nMany of the movie's difficulties derive from the translation of the book to film. The complicated nature of the story line and cast of characters cannot be easily shown with visuals, even three and a half hours of them, resulting in some confusing scenes and relationships especially for those unfamiliar with the books. The biggest, and only inexcusable, flaw for me was directorial. Jackson chooses an overly sentimental tone to \\\"end\\\" the film - four or five times. The music gets jacked up, the camera shows tight close-ups of supposedly meaningful expressions, the screen fades out, and, oops, here comes another scene that goes through the same throes of sentimentality. The result is akin to a symphony that sounds its big, ending notes, only to then return to the less dramatic middle of the movement. These false endings get downright annoying, and the Hollywood-type treatment mars this otherwise spectacular film.\\nI still give this film five stars because of the remarkable achievement of bringing this story to dramatic life. \\\"The Return of the King\\\" is the best of the trilogy with its nearly perfect balance of action and set-up, and with the ensemble acting really hitting its stride. Do not see this film without having seen the others, as none stands well on its own. This riveting epic will undoubtedly become a film classic. Buy the DVD.\",\n \"Product: Lord of the Rings Return of the King DVD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Flawed, but still 5 stars\\n\\nReview: This third and final installment to Peter Jackson's cinematic interpretation of the Lord of the Rings is a triumph for all involved despite its flaws. As Frodo, Sam, and Gollum approach Mordor in the attempt to destroy the ring, the kingdoms of man face brutal attacks that must be defended against all odds. Especially compared to the second film, \\\"The Two Towers,\\\" the action is well-balanced and tightly portrayed, with only a few scenes lasting too long. As with the others, the cinematography is captivating and even breath-taking at times. The computer graphics are, except in one or two cases, successfully integrated, with the Orc army a phenomenal achievement with its individualized \\\"actors.\\\"\\nMany of the movie's difficulties derive from the translation of the book to film. The complicated nature of the story line and cast of characters cannot be easily shown with visuals, even three and a half hours of them, resulting in some confusing scenes and relationships especially for those unfamiliar with the books. The biggest, and only inexcusable, flaw for me was directorial. Jackson chooses an overly sentimental tone to \\\"end\\\" the film - four or five times. The music gets jacked up, the camera shows tight close-ups of supposedly meaningful expressions, the screen fades out, and, oops, here comes another scene that goes through the same throes of sentimentality. The result is akin to a symphony that sounds its big, ending notes, only to then return to the less dramatic middle of the movement. These false endings get downright annoying, and the Hollywood-type treatment mars this otherwise spectacular film.\\nI still give this film five stars because of the remarkable achievement of bringing this story to dramatic life. \\\"The Return of the King\\\" is the best of the trilogy with its nearly perfect balance of action and set-up, and with the ensemble acting really hitting its stride. Do not see this film without having seen the others, as none stands well on its own. This riveting epic will undoubtedly become a film classic. Buy the DVD.\",\n \"Product: Plantronics Discovery 665 Bluetooth Headset [CD] [Wireless Phone Accessory]\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good performance for budget bluetooth -- but not a high end unit (4-stars)\\n\\nReview: I bought this Plantronics headset for my husband to supplement my own <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/PLANTRONICS-DISCOVERY-925/dp/B001S9EYN6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">PLANTRONICS DISCOVERY 925 </a> when we were taking a trip in two separate cars so we could communicate safely on the road. He had not previously used a bluetooth device, and I wanted to make sure that he could answer his phone without taking his eyes off the road. Both of us were using the new iPhone 4. So how did the Discover 665 compare to the 925? In general, it worked well, with easy pairing and one-touch answering. Where it lagged, however, was in audio quality. I could hear him, but he couldn't always hear me, and occasionally his transmission had some vibrato and/or muffling. While the problem could have been with my 925, I've used it for years without such issues. He has since used it to answer calls from our land line, and occasionally the sound quality just isn't there.\\n\\nSo why four stars? Well, it is comfortable enough to wear (without the ear hook) for hours, if necessary, and most of the time it works well, with no noticeable audio defects. Plus, for the price level, it works much better than anything I ever had from Motorola. It's easy to find the buttons to answer/hang up and adjust the volume. I consider this a good choice for a budget bluetooth device, although people who plan on using one every day for important calls will probably want to upgrade to a more expensive model.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Special design case for iphone4, spice up your phone!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good inexpensive option to protect iPhone 4 (4- stars)\\n\\nReview: This case gets four stars from me, primarily because of its combination of low price and functionality, even though the case itself is not perfect. The floppy silicone case slips on with ease; it covers the back, sides -- and even the home and volume buttons with recessed/raised areas that allows you to find and use those functions through the gel case. The bottom dock and speakers, the screen, both cameras, the flash, ear bud jack, and the mute button are all exposed. Because of the soft construction, this case depends on the iPhone 4 for its structure, and that means the sides, especially, don't have a tight fit. While the phone is not exposed in normal circumstances, the sides and bottom cut-out make the case a little flimsy and can pull away when loose inside a handbag or briefcase. On areas where there isn't much silicone due to a large open space, the fit verges on being floppy, while other areas, such as the top and the back, are snug.\\n\\nThe case is low profile, something I really appreciate, and has a solid, no-slip feel in my hand. The only thing I don't like is that the mute button isn't completely aligned with the cut-out, making it more difficult than necessary to silence the phone. Since I've never found a perfect case for any of my phones, I consider this a minor inconvenience, although others may find this a deal-breaker. For a slightly more expensive (and better) case that allows easy mute access, check out <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Griffin-Reveal-Etch-Ultra-thin-Protective-Case-for-iPhone-4-Black/dp/B003WIX4YG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Griffin Reveal Etch Ultra-thin Protective Case for iPhone 4, Black</a>.\\n\\nI bought this case while waiting for my free one from Apple. I wanted something that would protect the phone, minimize antenna attenuation, and cost little. I'm retiring it now that I have the Griffin Reveal Etch, although I would not have had any problem using this for much longer.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: This revolutionary stand works with almost any personal media devices without moving the case. The Wedge is designed to prop up any mobile media device on just about any surface (without sliding) such as airplane tray tables - so now users can watch movies without holding their device in hand. Its small size and easel-like firm front edge make it easy to prop a device at different angles. The 100% microfiber covering doesnt just spread dirt and oil from your fingerprints around on your e-screens. It whisks them away with a couple swipes, leaving you with that out of box clean feeling.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Bean Bag Chair for Your Phone (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: At first, I thought this quirky little bean bag stand was all gimmick and no utility -- until, that is, I realized that it makes a perfect nightstand accessory. I put my iPhone 5 against the wedge, and it stays propped up all night, ready for a press of the button so I can tell the time. If I want to show my husband or bird (yes, bird!) a YouTube video, I can prop up the phone in the Wedge, and we can watch it together without my having to hold up the phone the whole time.\\n\\nThe design is simple: a pyramidal bean bag with a 1/2\\\" lip and a small cylindrical, padded stabilizer. all in one piece. You plop it down on a surface, place your phone in the depression, and the phone stays upright for viewing. The decorative fabric is made of fine microfiber and the bottom is made of soft terry cloth. Both fabrics can be used to clean your screen. The instructions say that the plush/terry is for cleaning and the microfiber is for polishing, but I find that both work equally well. My iPhone 5 is more stable when in landscape mode than in portrait, but both orientations work. I wouldn't put anything larger than a phone against it, though.\\n\\nI love that it comes in different fabrics/designs. While I think that women and girls are the most likely market for these, these come in a few masculine colors/designs. These would make great stocking stuffers or other small gift for teens, preteens, and college-age students, although I'm waaaay past my young adult years and I still like mine. My feelings for The Wedge went from \\\"ho-hum\\\" to \\\"cool!\\\" to \\\"I really like this\\\" in only a few days. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Add some tactile appeal to your iPhone with this flexible silicone sleeve. Designed with an alternating high-gloss and soft-touch striped texture, the Flex Case feels great in hand and makes your iPhone easy to grip.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very good for a low-price case! (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: Given the retail price, I was surprised by how nice these cases are. Yes, they don't offer the protection of the upper-end Belkin cases or the Otterbox series, but they are sold at a different price point. These protect the back, sides, home and lock buttons, and even a little of the screen with a rubberized rim in case the phone falls flat. Besides the price, the nicest part of these cases is how they allow the iPhone 5 to remain small while still protecting it. The rubber texture (silicone?) resists a bit when going in and out of my pocket but not so much to be annoying. And I really like that I can switch cases from purple to pink and back to purple, depending on my mood, without a lot of effort. Both look good on my black iPhone, although the pink pops more because of the contrast. The purple is more of a stealth color because it's so dark.\\n\\nThe one small drawback (and it is minor, in my opinion) is that the silicone over the home button requires a little more pressure than if it were uncovered. That's the price, however, of protecting that button.\\n\\nThese are fantastic budget cases. They look surprising good and give decent protection. Combine them with a screen protector if you are worried about the glass.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Accidents happen. Phones go flying, ricocheting and bouncing all over the place. But when you're wearing the free iPhone 5/5s case, you survive to share every spill, slide and splash story.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I Thought I Loved This Case, Until . . . (4- stars)\\n\\nReview: I originally gave this case five stars because I loved almost everything about it, but then it developed an annoying, intermittent hum during some but not all phone conversations. The hum doesn't correspond to the voices, either mine or the person on the other end, but instead seems random, sometimes in long notes, others in short pulses. As a waterproof case, this case still deserves 5 stars, but as an everyday case, only 3 stars. My original review follows:\\n\\n---\\n\\nAs someone who spends a lot of time outdoors, I have a real need to protect my iPhone. I have tried other products designed to waterproof my iPhone 5, and they have had been nothing more than glorified vinyl bags. This Lifeproof fre is the only one that looks and acts like a regular case while giving the phone extra protection. For that, I love it. The Lifeproof case is relatively easy to get on and off, and it keeps the phone slender and lightweight. You wouldn't guess the amount of protection it gives just by looking at it.\\n\\nThe case comes in two parts, top and bottom, and it comes with an headphone jack adapter to use earbuds/headphones while still keeping the case watertight. The adapter has an extra headphone jack cover in the holder. You must test the case, following the instructions, to make sure it is watertight before putting your phone inside. The test also serves as a trial run for how to use the case since there are several ways you can go wrong. First, the seal must be perfect all the way around; you have to press all the way around to get both pieces flush so the interior O-ring can work. Also, the headphone jack needs to be screwed in, and the tab covering the lightning port snapped shut. Any mistakes in the preceding will result in a non-waterproof case. Once you realize what must be done, you can tell at a glance whether the case is properly installed.\\n\\nThe white case makes my black iPhone look like a white one because of the way the top screen mimics the actual look of the phone. Inside the case, the phone looks like it's inside an ordinary, low-profile case. The thin top screen is almost as sensitive as the iPhone itself; I have no problem swiping, texting, and selecting apps. I've asked people halfway through phone conversations if they notice any sound problems, and they have been surprised that I asked. I can hear calls, ringtones, and music perfectly. If there's muting, it's subtle. The only weird part is that the sound vibrates the back of the case, and that was disconcerting at first. Although the user must remove the headphone jack screw to use earbuds, I don't find that a problem since I rarely use the headphone jack. If you want a waterproof case, you're going to have to deal with some variation of this issue since there's no way to connect headphones directly into the phone while maintaining the integrity of a watertight seal.\\n\\nThere are only two minor aspects that I don't like about the case. One, the Lifeproof screen does not sit flush with the phone at the top because of a interior disk, and that results in slight rainbow touch marks on the screen. The other problem is the exterior access to the mute button. Unlike the button on the phone, the Lifeproof mute button is not a switch. You push it up and down the way you would operate the real one, but there's no visible way to tell whether your phone is already on mute. I find myself switching it on and off and looking at the screen to see whether my phone is silenced or not.\\n\\n---\\n\\nCustomer support is non-existent. I submitted a tech support ticket, received confirmation of its receipt, and then heard nothing. It has been over a week since I tried to contact LifeProof.\\n\\nI was thrilled with this case because it's better than anything else I've come across. I love that I can slip my phone in my pocket and not worry about being caught in the rain. I can take it with me to the beach or in a boat or hiking or to a theme park with water rides -- and I don't have to worry about destroying my phone in the process. If you often use the headphone jack on your phone, I'd recommend getting this case only as a specific-occasion use and having another for every day. I just cannot stand the hum in my ear. I plan to use this only in outdoor circumstances when I might expect the phone to get wet and not for every day as I was previously using it.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: ST1 Aluminum Home Button Sticker Comes With Black, Silver, Blue, Purple For iPhone 5 / 4s / 4, iPad, iPod Touch\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Who would've guessed this as a method to jazz up an iPhone?\\n\\nReview: These aluminum stickers are perfect for anyone who wants to personalize the look of his/her iPhone, although the feel of them takes some getting used to. They come in a small pack of four, and they are easily removed from the packaging card. You put your chosen sticker over the home button of your phone (I have an iPhone 5, and it fits), and press into place. Although they are easier to place than a screen protector, I did have to place and remove a few times to get the inner home symbol aligned to my liking.\\n\\nI like that these are aluminum, not plastic or paper, because it makes the button feel like it could be part of the original equipment. It also resists scratches and dings from fingernails. Once in place, the button does not slide. It does take a little bit of effort to remove, but once I got a bit of fingernail under the disk, the whole thing lifted off without leaving behind any residue.\\n\\nThese are marketed in part as a \\\"protection\\\" for the home button, although I question how much that's really needed. They raise the button area, making the button slightly easier to find without looking than the iPhone's recessed home button. Again, I'm not sure how many people need one for that reason. To me, the real reason for purchasing these is to personalize the look of the iPhone, something many people, particularly teenagers and young adults, like. If you coupled, say, the pink one with a pink or otherwise matching case, then the iPhone would feel uniquely yours. Because these are stickers, don't expect to change the colors frequently They aren't meant to be used as a daily fashion choice since their stickiness will be compromised by multiple uses. Still, when I returned the one I took off to its spot on the packaging card, it stayed put, so the stickiness lasts longer than your usual paper/plastic kind of stickers.\\n\\nThese would make a great stocking stuffer for someone who likes to jazz up his/her phone. Note: I received this from the manufacturer.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Yubi Power High capacity power bank is Produced with the highest standards and quality in mind. Intelligent circuitry provides safe and efficient charging. Top quality high tech battery cells with protection board, ensures long life and protection against over charge, over voltage, over current, and short circuit protection. Intelligent LED shows the current power level. This power bank is ideal for most digital devices with DC5V input, such as iPhone, iPad, Smartphones, PSP, Mp3, GPS, Amazon kindle, Google Nexus, etc. Specs, Average Charging time for iPhone's are 1.5 hrs., Input Charging Time 9 hrs., Life Cycle greater than 500 Times, Input: DC 5V, Output: DC 5V 2.1A, Dimension: 100x60x24mm, Battery capacity: 8400mAh Compatible with Most Cell Phones: Apple: iPhone 4S/iPhone 4/iPhone 3GS/iPod touch/classic/Nano/iPad/iPad 2 [OEM Cable Required] HTC: Sensation XE XL/Thunderbolt/EVO 3D/EVO 4G/Incredible S/Evo Shift 4g. Samsung: Galaxy S 2/Epic 4G/Galaxy S 4G/Galaxy Nexus .Blackberry: Curve/Storm 2/Tour Style/Bold . Motorola: Atrix/Bionic/Droid X, X2, 2, 3, 4, Pro, R2D2/triumph. Nokia: N900/N8/N97/C6/C3 C7/E7/X6 .LG: Optimus, 2x, V, S, T/Quantum/Vortex . Sony: Xperia ARC Arc/Neo/Play/Mini. Amazon: Kindle Fire, and all other kindles, Others: Nook Color, NDS, Portable Wi-Fi, PSP. etc. Package Includes: 8400mAh Yubi power bank, User Guide 30 pin connector for Apple devices, Micro/mini usb connector, 2 Usb ports.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Solid External Battery for Charging On-the-Go (4+ stars)\\n\\nReview: Anyone who has traveled with an iPad, an iPhone, iPod, or any other tablets or smart phone knows how critical it is to have extra power available. Many times I've been in an airport looking for an outlet to charge up, but other people have tethered themselves to all the available ones. This is where an external battery comes in handy. This Yubi Power Bank is solid, sleek, and has the added benefit of being able to charge two USB devices at the same time.\\n\\nAll external batteries have a power attrition rate that is much less than the stated capacity of the battery. Most brands are about 67-70% efficient when converting the internal charge to an external device. The material that comes with this Power Bank claims a 8400mAh capacity with an efficiency of \\\"more than 88%.\\\" If this refers to the power conversion efficiency, it would mean that the battery should supply at least 7392 mAh of power. My iPad has a 11,666 mAh battery, which means I should expect the battery to be charged 63% when depleting this battery. Instead, the best I got (with the iPad turned off to eliminate the possibility of usage during charging) was a 53% charge after six charges/discharges. (It took five cycles for the battery to reach its maximum charge, with a 2% charge gain for each of the previous four charges.) This indicates a 73% maximum power conversion efficiency. While this efficiency is certainly better than many, if not most, of its competitors, buyers should not expect a full 88% from the Power Bank. Of course, it beats being stuck somewhere without power, and the battery still holds a decent amount of power. You should get four full iPhone 5 charges out of one battery cycle.\\n\\nOne downside to this battery is the length of the supplied charging cable. It's about six inches long, which means that I cannot use my own USB wall charger because the power pack would still be dangling in the air. Given the weight, it would disconnect. If I use the supplied cable, I'm limited to using the USB port on my iMac to charge it or to plugging it into a floor power pack/surge protector. When I'm in a hotel, however, neither of these options are available to me. A 10\\\" cable would be much better. I also would have liked a travel pouch like the one Anker provides with their batteries to keep everything together, although, that's a minor wish.\\n\\nThe Power Bank a nice external battery that allows me to charge both my husband's and my iPhones at the same time. It gives my iPad extra juice when I need it. The build quality feels solid, and it holds a good amount of power, even at the lower-than-anticipated level. I like that it has an on/off button to hold the charge better when not in use. The blue LED lights are helpful in determining approximately how much charge remains. They also blink to indicate active charging. While this external battery isn't perfect, it's very good. (Note: The manufacturer supplied this product for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: No more scrambling to gather together all your must have items before dashing out of the door... introducing the new Lexx Wallet Case for iPhone 5, featuring new design with easy access to your valuables. Lexx gives you stylish functionality in a comfortably slender design, while keeping all you need in one secure place, for convenience and peace of mind. Its hard shell is wrapped in high quality genuine leather for a premium look and feel, while protecting your iPhone and providing two handy slots for up to 8 cards...such as credit cards, travel card, driving license, store cards, cash and keys. Powerful magnet helps to keep them secure. Lexx allows you full access to your iPhone's screen, camera and all the ports. Safe, sleek and slim.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: It Does the Job, But I'd Like More Security (4+ stars)\\n\\nReview: The Vault Skin case is essentially a plastic snap-on case with a leather flap and magnet attached to the back so that you can carry credit cards and cash in the same package as your iPhone 5. Although I usually carry my phone in my handbag and don't need this kind of design, I find it almost-perfect for situations -- barbecues, sporting events, day hiking -- where I don't want anything more than what I can stick comfortably in my pockets. I like that I have have my driver's license, a few credit cards, money, and my phone all at the ready to be pulled from my back pocket with a single tug.\\n\\nIt took me a while to find the best configuration for credit cards and money since folded bills stashed with the credit cards caused the cards to spill out occasionally when I extracted the phone wallet from my pocket. I learned to put the cards in the magnetized pocket and the bills in the small flap at the back. Or, since the flap can only hold one card, I can put my driver's license there and the money in the magnetized section when I don't need credit cards. (American bills must be folded in thirds or quarters to fit within the width of the wallet.) The credit cards stay within the magnetized wallet as long as I don't knock it or hold it upside down for a while. For this reason, I don't have complete faith that I won't lose anything from it. The manufacturer could improve this by extending the elastic at the base to slightly around the corner. Even a small area would help keep the cards in place. Anything wider than a standard credit card will stick out and therefore be prone to falling out.\\n\\nI haven't owned this long enough to notice any quality issues, and so far, everything has held up to in-and-out-of-pocket use. The stitching in the leather seems even and fine. The matte black plastic snap-on case is rigid enough to keep the iPhone secure without making it impossible to insert. The camera cut-out does not interfere with taking photos. The bottom and top are completely cut out, as is the area around the mute and volume buttons.\\n\\nIn terms of protection, this is a minimalist case, as most snap-on cases are. Unlike some, however, the Vault's has a lip that curves a little to protect the edges of the screen. Although it's not great protection, it does offer a bit more than many snap-ons. The best part of the case is the combination of a slim profile with an added function --- the ability to carry a few essentials in the same space/package as the iPhone 5. When I want to keep everything in the back pocket of my jeans, I snap my phone into the Vault. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Amplim Alloy (TM) for iPhone 5 captures the essence of iPhone 5. The high-quality anodized aluminum alloy brilliantly mimics the iPhone 5s look. In addition, your iPhone snugly fits inside this natural, sleek and elegant cover. That aside, the aluminum alloy mid-frame and polycarbonate plastic provides the perfect protection for your iPhone. Moreover, the multi-layer wear and tear protection on the aluminum surface and a scratch-resistant layer means that you dont have to worry about damaging your iPhone. The combination of precision-engineering and state-of-the-art design translates into this beautiful and signal friendly cover that doesnt disrupt your calls, internet experience and mobile entertainment. Finally, this slim and form-fitting design protects against scratches, minor drops and daily wear and tear so you can flaunt your iPhone 5 without any worries.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Stylish Snap-On Case (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: This plastic-and-aluminum iPhone 5 case offers fantastic looks with minimal protection. I love that the case looks both high-tech and feminine. The white plastic frame has thin, pink aluminum inlay on the back and sides to give it individuality and perhaps a bit more durability. That said, the Amplim Alloy does not offer high-impact protection. The plastic rises as high as the screen only on the two, long sides, and it doesn't have a pronounced lip to keep the screen from hitting the ground when dropped face down. This kind of case protects the phone from scratches and dings rather than impact. Yes, it's better to have this case on rather than nothing if you drop it, but don't buy it if you're prone to dropping your phone a lot.\\n\\nThe short ends are completely cut out to expose the speakers, lightning connection, audio jack, and lock button. The side has more precise cut-outs for the mute button and volume controls. On the back, there's a circular cut-out to expose the Apple logo.\\n\\nIf you like single-piece, snap-on cases, you should definitely consider this one, especially if you like pink. It looks great on my black iPhone 5, but I think it would look even better on a white one. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Amplim Eiffel (TM) Key Features: This beautifully designed 3D Eiffel Tower literally stands out. This gorgeous Amplim Eiffel doubles as a cool kickstand. Amplim Eiffel is equipped with multi-layer surface wear and tear protection; three layers of protection means that you dont have to worry about the Eiffel Tower falling down! Each layer of protection is hardened by a precise backing process. Meeting international abrasion resistance and cross-cut test standards, the Amplim Eiffel cover provides the perfect protection against scratches, dirt, minor drops and daily wear and tear. So, you can use and show off your iPhone 5 anywhere and everywhere without any fear. You can easily use all buttons and controls with this cover, and the anti-glare camera lens cutout lets you capture the moment without a moments hesitation. Finally, the Amplim Eiffel is made from eco-friendly, non-toxic materials so the environment can enjoy this amazing cover too. Compatibility: The Amplim Eiffel is compatible with all Apple iPhone 5 models: - Apple iPhone 5 for AT&T - Apple iPhone 5 for Verizon - Apple iPhone 5 for Sprint - Apple iPhone 5 for T-Mobile - US or International Apple iPhone 5 - Unlocked versions of Apple iPhone 5. 100% Risk Free Purchase: The Amplim Eiffel is guaranteed to fit your new iPhone 5. Amplim will send you a free replacement if for some reason the case does not fit your new iPhone 5.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Intriguing But Not Perfect Design (4- stars)\\n\\nReview: This cherry red snap-on case has one of the most unique designs I've seen for a smartphone case. The back has a raised image of the Eiffel Tower, the lower portion of which snaps free from the case and acts as an easel to hold up the phone. This position is great for FaceTime, games, showing photographs, and using the speaker phone.\\n\\nThe color of the case is awesome -- a pearlized cherry red. But the execution of the easel leaves something to be desired. First, the Eiffel Tower and easel are raised, like bas relief, and the phone cannot rest flat on a surface when the easel is not is use. Also, the plastic of the easel fits into an open hole in the back, something that's great for storage but which is rough against the back of the phone. Although it hasn't scratched my iPhone, I'm worried that it will. Last, I have had problems with the legs of the easel popping out while I'm talking on the phone. I have to be very careful to make sure they are firmly snapped in place.\\n\\nIf you use your iPhone 5 a lot for FaceTime or use the speakerphone while you move about, then this case might be exactly what you need. For me, however, the design flaws outweigh the convenience. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Designed to be more than just a battery case, uNu's Aero Series Apple iPhone 5S/5 Battery Case features unbridled power with a refined frame as well as the new uNu Aero Charging Technology. Product Features: The ergonomic yet slim style 2000 case provides your iPhone 5S/5 the true 100% battery boost, equal to an additional 10 hours of talk time Fully-customizable design with 360 degrees protection offers you premium protection from scratches, fingerprints, smudging and bumps The intelligent and novel design provides easy access to&nbsp;each function, camera, and headphone jack Innovative Aero Charging Technology with Certified High Performance Reliability uNu strict quality control ensures top quality, style, and safety for our customers\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wow -- A Great Combo with Battery and Charging Mat\\n\\nReview: I have tested and reviewed many battery cases -- ever since I had my first iPhone 3 -- and I can't believe I'm this excited about the uNu Aero. I love the Aero mostly because of the charging mat (more on that later) but also because it adds minimal bulk and weight and because it feels great in my hand. With my iPhone 5 losing power at a sometimes phenomenal rate, this case has saved me several times over the past week alone.\\n\\nThe Aero weighs 2.75 ounces, and it adds about a half-inch to the phone's length. The battery on the back is thinner, shorter, and slightly lighter than another uNu case I own (uNu Power DX External Protective Battery Case for iPhone 5s / iPhone 5), although that case carried 2300 mAh of charge while this one is only 2000 mAh -- still more than enough to give my phone a full charge. The back is curved, with a soft matte, almost rubberized, feel that keeps it solidly in my grip.\\n\\nBut the most distinctive aspect of this case is the charging mat. Yes, the case can be conventionally charged using a micro-USB, an essential feature if I'm traveling without the mat, but it is easily charged by simply being placed on top of the mat with the mat connected to power via USB. I keep the mat flat on my desk, and all I have to do is put the phone on top of it to both charge the phone AND the case. It can't get any simpler!\\n\\nThis case is not only competitive with other brands, but it raises the bar. I love it! Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Kyasi Gladiator glass Ballistic tempered screen Protector for Apple iPhone 5, iPhone 5C or iPhone 5S, clear with Gold frame\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: You'll Never Go Back to Plastic Film Protectors\\n\\nReview: This Kyasi tempered glass screen protector joins its competitors by being an easy-to-apply and durable screen protector. After using a glass protector, I will never go back to those hard, bubble-prone plastic films that still come with almost any case you can buy. If you want a screen protector, go for glass. As of this writing, the Kyasi is pricier than some of its competitors; however, since prices change all the time, that might not be true when you read this.\\n\\nFirst, the REALLY good: This screen protector is a super thin piece of tempered glass that practically applies itself once you line it up and let the sticky part touch the screen. If you've properly prepared the screen by getting all the fingerprints, smudges, and dust off and if you've lined it up properly, you won't get any bubbles, simply because the rigid glass leaves no room for them. When I applied, the only \\\"bubbles\\\" I had to deal with were the edges, which I pressed out. The glass is thin and responsive. I notice no difference whatsoever in the sensitivity of the iPhone screen -- it works just as well as it did before I covered it. If you don't line up the glass properly the first time, you can lift it off and try again, provided that you don't touch the underside.\\n\\nNext, the just okay: The Kyasi seems slightly more prone to fingerprints and smudges than some other brands. I have no trouble wiping them off; however, this may bug some people.\\n\\nNext, the neutral, because it's the iPhone 6 design, not Kyasi's: The curved edges of the iPhone 6 make all screen protectors visible because the protector's edges cannot wrap around the screen. This is true even with plastic films. Also, if you happen to apply the glass over one of the curves, then the edge of the protector will not adhere and will appear be more visible at the edge, with a \\\"bubble,\\\" if you will. Again, this is true with any brand or model of screen protectors.\\n\\nEspecially since this protector does not detract from the appearance of the iPhone 6, I appreciate the extra layer of protection between hazards and my screen. I hope that if I ever drop my phone, it will be the glass protector that will crack and not the screen underneath. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Fast charging battery case for iPhone 5/5s/SE\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sleek Battery Case With Minimal Bulk\\n\\nReview: Because I often find myself low on battery power during the day, I almost always keep my iPhone 5 in a charger case, and this 1Byone version has become my favorite due to its shorter length. It adds only about 3/8\\\" in length and maybe 1/4\\\" in thickness. And it makes my phone looks sleek despite the addition of that extra battery.\\n\\nThe charger case uses a top/bottom construction -- that is, the phone slides into the bottom/battery with its lightning connection, and then it is secured when you snap a top piece into place that also covers the sides. You charge it using the included (or any other) micro-USB cable.\\n\\nIt comes with two bands: a black translucent (for the gray/black version) and a clear (for the white.) Also included is an audio jack extender in case your brand of headphones does not have a slim enough connection.\\n\\nI love that charging can be activated at will. All I need to do is hold down the charge button to turn it on. I turn it off using the same method. This allows me to save the charge for emergencies instead of using it up during the course of the day. The 2400 mAh battery will charge my phone about 1.5 times, although, because I usually don't wait until the phone shuts down, it feels more like twice. The back has four tiny, blue LED lights to indicate remaining charge.\\n\\nThis 1Byone battery case is the slimmest and lightest phone case I've used. Yes, it will add bulk to your phone. After all, you ARE carrying around an extra battery plus case protection. But it is still much better than the previous case I was using. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Have you ever felt not having enough iPhone cases? This 5-pack iPhone clear back plate case is ideal for your everyday protection. The package includes 5 colors--Dark Gray, Clear White, Bright Yellow, Baby Blue, Cherry Pink. Pick your favorite color for the day, the week or the month. Feel the excitement and convenience of this case.Manufacture's Limited Warranty This iXCC product is offered with limited manufacture's warranty. The limited warranty period for the product extends for 18-month from the date of purchase. The product must be purchased from iXCC to be eligible for the warranty. Do not purchase from unauthorized sellers. During the limited warranty period, iXCC will replace without charge, a Materially Defective Product. iXCC will return replacement Products to you in working condition.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Bit of Color for the (Fun) Minimalist\\n\\nReview: When it comes to iPhone cases, you can go several different routes: for rugged and complete protection, for extra battery power, or, as with these cases, for minimalist protection that keeps the phone roughly its original size. These slim cases come in a set of five colors to satisfy people who like to change their look or who want to protect several different phones. Even better, these cases have a feature that I've never seen in a basic case -- flaps that cover the lightning charger and the headphone jack ports. That feature alone earns these cases fives stars compared to similar brands.\\n\\nThe backs of all are hard, transparent plastic to display the Apple logo and the phone color. That helps the cases blend with both gray/black and white models. The band around the edges is flexible enough, without being rubbery, to insert the phone and keep it there. The cases come in yellow/green, pink, light blue, smoke gray, and clear -- something for everyone. Because the flaps look like they can be torn off, I recommend inserting the bottom of the phone before pulling the top corners in place. I like that the cases are smooth and sleek enough to slip my phone in my pocket, but also tacky enough on the bands to hold onto. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Convenience. We bent the end of this cable over 4000 times and saw no damage or change in performance. Heat-resistant connectors ensure complete safety and reliability. Apple Made for iPhone Certified Our Cable Is Apple MFI Certified Which Means Only Apple Original Chips and Software Driver is Installed in This Cable. Therefore, Our Cable is As Reliable As Apple Original Product and Compatibility Is Guaranteed. Heavy Duty. Unlike Regular After-market Products, Our Cable is Reinforced with Anodized Aluminum Shell Designed for Extended Durability and Reliability. Small Profile Connector. Our Cable was Designed with the Daily Usage of Consumers on Mind. Hence, we Minimized the Size of Our Connector to Make Sure Our Cable Will Fit Most of the Cases on the Market. Compatibility: iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus + Air 5s / 5c / 5, iPad Air, iPad Air 2/ iPad Mini 3 iPad mini / mini2, iPad 4th generation, iPod 5th generation, and iPod nano 7th generation. Lifetime Warranty We know our products and we know you'll be satisfied with it. We've got a lifetime warranty so we got you covered.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent Cable With a Thick Lightning End\\n\\nReview: Although this cable has great build-quality, it has one drawback: a lightning pin housing that is too thick for use for devices inside a case without a wide opening. Everything else about it works perfectly. The green-coated cable is flexible and thick enough to protect the wiring inside. The housings on each end are sturdy and slightly texturized near the plug itself for easy grasping. And the lime green color is both fun and easy-to-find amid a tangle of cables or in a dark bag.\\n\\nI recommend this for use with non-encased Apple lightning pin devices. For example, I use this with my iPad but not my iPhone since my iPhone is always in a case of some kind. This Spark Electronics cable is of excellent quality despite the limits. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Incredibly Durable The cable covered by high quality material which is more durable than other plastic cable, prevent to bending or scratching. Past 10000+ times bend test and no damage or change in performance is found, Lightweight and flexible to be coiled for portable carrying but tangle -free indeed. Perfect Length The 3 feet length of these charging cables allows you to move around freely as you charging your devices. Whether you are at home, at the office or back seat of car, you can enjoy complete freedom of movement. Great performance with pure wire and standard 8 pin connector provides charging or syncing with your devices. USB Wall Charger Plug travel adapters to easily fit into an All-in-One travel plug, it is the best USB travel charger for business trips or travelling as it also covers the voltage100v-240v. Suitable for international travelling. providing for each one the best full Speed charge Compatible with the latest iOS11 without any error messages. iPhone X, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6S, iPhone 6S Plus iPhone 5, iPhone 5S, iPhone 5C, iPhone Sepia Pro, iPad Air, iPad Air 2iPad mini, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 4, iPad 4iPod Touch (5 Gen), iPod Nano 7What's in the box2 X 3 Feet USB Cables2 X Wall Charger : Every sale includes an 12-month, worry-free to prove the importance we set on quality.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice-Looking Case With Great Corner Protection (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: This Verus Thor case combines a protective shell with a slim design. I love that the corners are thick with rubberized material, yet the case tapers inward at the middle so that it's not too big for my hand. And even in the middle, it has rubberized protection.\\n\\nThe case covers the volume and lock buttons, while leaving the headphone jack, speaker, lighting cable port, mute button, camera, and Apple logo exposed. The silver back is made of a rigid plastic that protects the iPhone 6 from bending. The iPhone inserts relatively easily, and it stays put.\\n\\nThe case has a slight rim to protect the iPhone from a facedown drop, although I wish it were a fraction higher. Because the back is plastic, the case tends to be a little slick, even with the texturized dot pattern. If you like that rubberized feel against your hand, you might want to look at a different case. It doesn't bother me, but my husband disliked the case right away for that.\\n\\nI really like this case, especially for the corner protection and the tapered middle. It offers more protection than a lot of other semi-slim cases. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Ultimate wireless power on the go. Qi charger with rechargeable battery integrates a high-power Qi wireless charging transmitter and a large-capacity rechargeable battery; works as a qi charging pad or a power bank on the go. Can charge up to 3 devices simultaneously. Qi compatible: supports wireless charging at up to 1a for devices including (but not limited to): 1. Samsung Galaxy Note5/S6/S6 Edge/S6 Edge+ 2. Google Nexus 5/6/7 3. HTC droid DNA, 8x 4. LG G3/G4, Lucid 2/3 5. Nokia Lumia 920/930 6. iPhone 5s/6/6 plus with wireless charging case 7. Moto 360. A 2-in-1 micro USB + lightning cable is included for wired charging of android or apple devices. Slim high-capacity battery built-in, custom-made 3.7V 10,000 mAh lithium-polymer battery can recharge phones and tablets on the go to boost their charge by ~7,500mAh, with the industry-leading efficiency of ~75%. The battery can be recharged rapidly via its micro USB port in 5-6 hours with proprietary 2A rapid charging technology. Smart USB ports. Each of the two USB ports automatically detects optimal charging speed for android or iOS devices at up to 2.1A. Intelligent protection against overcharge, overheat or short circuit. Exclusively from MobilePal (with FCC certification 2AEUJ-QIWI-g2) and backed by 1-year warranty. Be sure to find the official MobilePal mark on wireless power banks to avoid counterfeits. Note: for wireless charging, your phone must have a qi receiver. Recharge the device using USB adapter supporting 5v/2a output. If red led is off, press-and-hold power button for 3 secs to turn on wireless charging. To charge phones while recharging, you may need to press the power button once. To Samsung Galaxy Note 5/S6 Edge+ owners: all units in current inventory have been tested for compatibility with Note5/S6 Edge+.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Battery for Qi or USB Charging\\n\\nReview: I love this wireless Qi 10000 mAh battery pack/charger. When I put my iPhone 6 into a special Qi case, I can use this power pack as a desk charger, especially if I leave it connected to power, or as a no-fuss, on-the-go external battery. With 10000 mAh of power, you should expect multiple charges for a smart phone or a charge for a tablet. The two ports output 2.1 amps of power, enough to be compatible with an iPad.\\n\\nThe Qi technology charges more slowly than straight plug-in power, so you might want to use the included USB cable that splits on the other end nto microUSB and lightning pin connections, allowing you to use whichever is appropriate for your device. Although it's a small detail to include a cable like this, I really appreciate it. Of course, if your device is not Qi-compatible, you can always use the regular ports.\\n\\nThe construction seems solid and well-designed. Aesthetically, it's elegant, with black matte top and bottom, and a textured steel/chrome band around it. The surface is not much bigger than an iPhone 6, making it portable. A larger Samsung or iPhone 6 Plus will overhang the edges; however, there should be enough surface to balance on while charging. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: About Verus: Verus combines quality construction with pragmatic features and elegant design | great for any occasion: the iron Shield Series case is comfortable in any environment, whether it's a Black tie event or a trip to the store | feel confident in your fashion sense wherever you go-at least when it comes to your case | having your Cake (and eating it, too): No longer care about form over function | the iron Shield provides the perfect mix of both, supplying both safety and looks in a singular, thin and light Package | installation: separate the soft, TPU layer from the aluminum bumper before installing | insert your iPhone 6 device into the TPU layer before fitting both into the Metal frame | it's a quick and easy process that's painless and straightforward\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Case, As Long As You Install It Correctly\\n\\nReview: This Verus aluminum bumper case with rubberized insert is a great looking and functional case -- as long as the metal band is properly fitted. (More on that later.) It is a minimalist case in that it doesn't offer extreme impact protection; however, the lip, sides, and back should offer enough protection for minor mishaps.\\n\\nThe Iron Shield case comes in two parts, and it's essential that users insert the phone correctly. You place the flexible silicone portion around the phone first, then slip the blue aluminum band in place over it. I had to install the metal band twice, however. The first time it partially covered the lightning pin port, and I couldn't charge it. I couldn't wiggle it to a better position, either. I removed the case and tried again. This time, everything lined up perfectly.\\n\\nI love that this case has enough of a lip to protect the iPhone 6 screen from a facedown drop. It covers the sides and back of the phone. When properly installed, the cut-outs leave the charging port, headphone jack, mute switch, camera, and Apple logo exposed. The bottom of the phone has a perforated area over the speaker. The volume buttons and lock buttons are covered with metal buttons in the aluminum bumper.\\n\\nThe aluminum frame seems a little too thin and bendable to weather a lot of insertions and extractions, so if you're the type of person to swap cases to vary the look of your phone or to use a battery case on occasion, you might want to look elsewhere. Otherwise, this is a great looking case with a minimalist look. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: ZeroLemon MFi (Made for iPod, iPhone, iPad) 6 inch/15cm. Charge and Sync Cable.ZeroLemon means quality, innovation and reliability.6 inch/ 15cm cable. 100% Guaranteed Authentic MFi Certified by Apple. These cables meet or exceeded Apple’s quality standards and have been Apple Approved. Compatible with: iPhone Xs, iPhone Xs Max, iPhone XR, iPhone X, iPhone 8/8 plus, iPhone 7/7 Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 6/6s Plus /iPhone 6/6s, iPhone 5, 5S, 5C / iPad 4th Gen / iPad Air, Air 2/ iPad Mini, Retina Mini 3 / iPad Pro/ iPod Touch 5th Gen / iPod Nano 7th Gen.Services you’ve come to expect from a ZeroLemon product: The best build quality for all ZeroLemon Products. 30 days money back guarantee. Don’t like it? Send it back for a full no questions asked refund. 2 years manufacturer warranty protecting against any defects. ZeroLemon 100% Zero Defect Promise\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Option When You Need a Long Cable (4+ stars)\\n\\nReview: Thank goodness for Apple Mfi certified lightning cables like this ZeroLemon version since consumers can now choose various lengths and prices instead of relying on Apple. This cable is sturdy, well-made, and long, plus it plugs easily into any lightning pin device. The only downside -- and for this I subtracted a half-star -- is the thickness of the housing on the lightning pin end: you cannot use this cable with any case that covers the bottom of an iPhone. I have yet to find a non-Apple version with a small enough lightning pin cover.\\n\\nAnytime you use a longer than average cable for electronic, you run the risk of it not working well since the electrical impulses have to travel a longer distance. In the case, I found no noticeable difference between the syncing and charging capabilities of the ZeroLemon and the Apple cable I received with my iPad Air. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Super Slim Hard combines quality construction with unique features and modern design | Great for any occasion: the Super Slim Hard Series case is comfortable in any environment, make a fashion statement wherever you go | The Super Slim Hard combines the perfect mix of both protection and looks in a singular, thin and light weight package | Pocket-friendly slim design slides easily in and out of pockets and bags | Installation: simply point and insert either the top or the bottom of the phone into the case first and snap your iPhone 6 into place\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great If You Like Snap-On Hard Cases (4- Stars)\\n\\nReview: I'm generally not a fan of hard snap-on cases because I find the protection to be too minimal, but I admit that they can look great. This Verus super slim case in \\\"shine gold\\\" is no exception. It snaps onto the phone for an elegant matte gold look. It leaves all the ports and buttons exposed, including the entire bottom, and it displays the Apple logo on the back. The gold color is great for anyone who owns a gold iPhone 6 (or who wanted one) since it carries over the color that would otherwise be obscured with a covered back.\\n\\nAbout the only thing a snap-on case protects -- and this is true of the Verus -- is the back and sides from scratches and dings. The Verus frame curves a bit over the screen, but it doesn't have much of a lip to protect it from facedown drops. The grip is not quite as slick as some other brands I've tested. Because the case is hard plastic, though, it doesn't create a good grip. It's less slick than a bare phone, but not much.\\n\\nIf you like snap-on case designs, this is a simple yet elegant option. I give it 4- stars because there are better cases out there, even made by the same company. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Carry less during your morning jog, a day at work or a night on the town with our CandyShell Card case. Combining a side-loading slot for up to 3 cards with our patented dual-layer protection, it makes the perfect iPhone 6/6S card case. Our patented CandyShell is the best of both worlds: iPhone 6/6S cases that look as good as it protects. Its patented dual-layer construction absorbs shock to provide military-grade protection, yet it's slim enough to slide in and out of pockets with ease.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Five Stars for a Wallet Case, But Too Thick For Ordinary Use (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: With all the fears of bending the iPhone 6, many consumers are going to turn to hard cases like this one, especially if you're the type to travel light. The slot in the back of this case can take three cards (for example, driver's license, health insurance card, and credit card), plus a limited number of folded bills. It's perfect for use when you're going to a concert or party and don't want the bulk of a phone PLUS a wallet or hand bag.\\n\\nThe inside of the case is rubberized to minimize scratching. The outside is a glossy black hard plastic. I don't have any problem with it slipping out of my hand (yet!), but I imagine that may be an issue with people who often have sweaty palms or who otherwise are prone to dropping their phones, for whatever reason. The build quality is excellent.\\n\\nOf course, because there's a spot for cards, this case makes the iPhone 6 thicker, even when you aren't using it as a wallet. And because the piece between the phone is flexible, you could potentially bend the iPhone by trying to stuff too many things in the wallet portion. The last drawback applies to all wallet cases: if you have room for, say, three $20 bills when you leave the house, where are you going to put the change if it can only hold three bills?\\n\\nFor people who want a wallet case for their phones, this Speck CandyShell model is an excellent choice. Don't get this just as a case, however -- look for another model -- because you probably won't like the thickness. It is a specialty product, design for a specific purpose.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Sharp shooter looking for iPhone 6 cases? CandyShell Grip is the case for you. Taking our patented CandyShell protection and adding no-slip grips, this sleek case is perfect for getting the shot. CandyShell Grip's ridges run along the back and sides for a hold that's ideal for snapping pictures, plus one-handed and two-handed texting, gaming, shooting video and more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent Protection in a Relatively Slim Case\\n\\nReview: This combination hard plastic and rubberized material case is one of the best iPhone 6 cases I've seen, mostly because it maintains the slim feel of the phone while still providing good protection. I love how it looks -- and how it feels in my hand.\\n\\nThe exterior shell is a hard, glossy plastic that has just enough flex to insert the phone. On top of the gloss are thin, gray, rubberized strips that allow me to grip the phone without fear that it will slip out of my hands. Not surprisingly, the gloss picks up fingerprints, so I find myself frequently wiping the back of the phone to keep it nice-looking. I would say that there's a good 1/8 inch of case between the phone and the outside to absorb the shock of impact. I like how the case provides a lip around the screen to minimize the chance of screen breakage when the phone lands face-down.\\n\\nThe button covers are made exclusively of the rubberized material, and the case is thinner there, making the buttons more responsive than on some other cases. Unlike some brands, this Speck case does not come with a screen protector, so if that's a concern for you, remember to pick up one separately at the same time you buy the case.\\n\\nI have complete confidence that my iPhone would fare well if I dropped it in this case.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: World first 5 port usb desktop charger at 5V/8A, Simultaneously charge all your devices at full speed. 5 USB Ports Truely charge all your devices at fastest possible speed for tablets, phones, power banks and other USB devices. 5V / 8A total output. USB Output(iPad/U): 5V, 2A(Max) USB Output(Samsung/U): 5V, 2A(Max) USB Output(Universal): 5V, 1A(Max) Total Output: 5V, 8A(Max) Design Most Powerful USB Desktop charger on the marktet at super compact size (4.56x2.46x1.18in), Super long detachable power cord (5ft/1.5M) lets you plug into any stadard wall outlet and leave the usb charger on the desktop. Bolse At Bolse, we're fascinated by gadgets and have been customers ourselves long enough to know the difference between what's merely good and what's really great. No matter how quickly technology changes, Bolse can help you stay ahead of the pack. One-Year Limited Warranty\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fantastic Compact Charging Station\\n\\nReview: With the many electronic devices a lot of us own, finding a spot to charge all of them at once can be a challenge, and that's where this Bolse charger comes in. It plugs into the wall or surge protector with an approximately 5' long power cord and sits on a desk, table, nightstand, or any other flat surface. It has small rubber bumpers on the bottom, both to keep it in place and to protect wood surfaces. Two of the USB ports are powerful enough to charge an iPad while the other three are designated Universal (2) and Samsung (1).\\n\\nI've tried various charging stations with mixed results, and my favorites are strategically placed throughout the house. This Bolse one has such a small footprint that it's great for tight places. You can easily toss it inside a drawer when not in use. And it frees up USB port space on your computer for charging when you don't need to sync or otherwise connect the device to your computer. Its downside is that the cables sprout out from its sides, much the way they would when plugged into a USB hub. If you want something more organized, explore charging stations with places to hold devices.\\n\\nI like this charger for its small footprint, ease of storing, and power. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: iPhone 6 / 6S Screen Protector, Armtek 0.26mm Super Thin 2.5D Rounded Edges Premium Tempered Glass Screen Protector for 4.7-inch iPhone 6 / 6S [2-Pack]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Love This Tempered Glass Protector\\n\\nReview: I have tried several tempered glass screen protectors on the iPhone 6, and this is one of my two favorites. The clarity is excellent, and it does not have as much of a fingerprint issues as some other brands do. Even better, the retail price cannot be beat.\\n\\nSince a completely clean screen is essential for the application of any protector, this is the most time-consuming of the whole application process. Arktek provides three cleaning options: wet towel, dry towel, and sticky dust remover. Each one is tricky. You don't want to get the screen too wet with the wet wipe. And the dry wipe can leave small pieces of dust behind. And the sticky dust remover can leave a sticky residue. I cleaned my screen in the order listed, but I used each, especially the dust sticker, with moderation. After cleaning, the rest takes mere seconds. All you need to do is remove the backing of the protector, line it up on the phone, lower it, and press the protector in the center. The screen applies itself. I use this method on all glass screen protectors, regardless of the instructions supplied, and it always works like a charm. Oddly, though, the Artek had more initial non-contact points (\\\"bubbles') than other brands. I freaked out a little when I saw this; however, I was easily able to press out the spots.\\n\\nWith the screen protector in place, the iPhone is just as responsive as it was beforehand. The screen is just as sharp. Like my other favorite glass protector, this Arktek resists fingerprints more than many other brands. Yes, it just smudges -- any screen will -- but it is noticeably better than others. I don't have to constantly wipe the screen on my clothing.\\n\\nBecause of the iPhone 6 design, you will see the edges of this or any other screen protector. Nothing (yet) has been manufactured that can wrap around the curved edges. It is critical that you line up the protector so that none of the edges overlaps a curve since there will be no contact points. The protector will stay in place even if this happens; however, the edge will be more visible with its air pocket underneath.\\n\\nThis is a great option for anyone who wants to add another layer of protection between the iPhone screen and the world. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Over 70 smartphones and devices have Qi Wireless technology built into them. However, Apple has not joined into that program and knowing their history of creating proprietary technologies they are not likely to join the other major manufacturers who have all embraced Qi. Therefor Kyasi has developed a Qi adapter to work on your iPhone 5, iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. This adapter will plug into your power port and the charging coil will tuck neatly behind your current case. Almost any case will work with wireless charging, although the maximum of 3mm thickness is recommended for best charging. This ultra thin adapter is a ton of technology packed into a smart card. Another amazing Qi complaint device from the Kyasi Power to Go collection. IMPORTANT: Remember to use a Qi Adapter you need to insert it behind a case so that it works the best and you need a Qi Charger which is sold separately. Any Qi Compliant charger will work this the Kyasi Power to Go Adapter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lightning Pin Charging Connection, Plus Qi-Enabled Back (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: When I bought a new Toyota with a wireless Qi charging platform, I was excited to try it out with my iPhone 6. First, though, I needed to make the phone Qi-enabled. I tried an Incipio battery case, and that didn't work at all because the metal button didn't come into contact with the flat surface. I tried a Qi-adapting case, but that didn't provide enough protection for the screen. My last effort was this Kyasi battery case, and it has exceeded my expectations, mostly because it's the first iPhone 6 battery case that I've tried that actually uses a lightning cable instead of a microUSB one. Thank you for that, Kyasi! But it also works for wireless Qi charging, albeit with limitations. Read on for that.\\n\\nThe Kyasi is a two-part case with the battery/lightning pin in one piece and a slide-on top that covers the power/lock button with cut-outs for the volume and mute buttons. The case is a matte black (I wish more manufacturers would use colors and less boring aesthetics!) with prominent branding on the back in silver -- hardly subtle. The case has a kickstand in back for those few times I use my phone for video.\\n\\nThis Kyasi battery case is about as slim and lightweight as the most slender on the market, although it obviously adds bulk and length. After all, a spare battery is piggybacking on your phone. The 3500 mAh battery is one of the most powerful I've seen on a case, and you'll get more than one full charge out of it. As with other battery cases, you'll have to use an audio jack extender for headphones (or use Bluetooth headphones) since the jack is deep inside the case. Unless your connector is slender, it likely won't fit inside.\\n\\nAs mentioned earlier, the lightning cable charging is something than manufacturers should have done long ago for newer iPhone cases but largely have not. For this reason, I get fewer errors with the Kyasi. In fact, I've yet to get a \\\"This device may not be supported\\\" message that I get periodically with other brands.\\n\\nThe Qi charging works, although I can tell only because my car Qi control lights up. That's because the LED lights displaying charging in progress and the Qi connection button are on the back. You can't look at the back unless you disconnect from Qi charging. What's more, the phone itself won't charge unless you press the Qi button since it doubles as power/on button and Qi charging connection. When you charge the battery case, it defaults to charging the case, not the phone, so you can't tell by looking at the screen. This strikes me as weird and an issue that needs to be addresed in future models. Even a tiny light on the front to indicate a successful charging connection would be welcome, but ideally the case should charge the phone first, as most other battery cases do. You could easily tell by the vibration and the icon on the screen that Qi was working.\\n\\nQi charging is much slower than normal lightning pin charging, but it's great if you can simply rest your phone on a charging pad/mat and not worry about plugging it in. It's a convenience factor more than it is efficient.\\n\\nDespite my criticisms, I love this Kyasi battery case. I considered giving it only four stars, but then the star rating wouldn't have reflected how much I like it. Note: I received a sample for review.\",\n \"Product: The Kyasi Dimensions case is made for the Apple iPhone 6. This product features a fashionable and functional design and is easy to install to protect your beloved phone from damage. This case allows access to all buttons and ports for charging and other functions. Its lightweight design perfectly fits your phone and does not add extra bulk. The Kyasi Dimensions case effortlessly wipes clean for easy maintenance. This is one of the coolest cases available today. It is a perfect gift idea for anyone with an iPhone 6.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Minimalist Protection With a Distinctive Look (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: I love this minimalist case. It offers just enough protection to keep it from scuffs and gentle drops, but not so much that it ruins the slender feel of the iPhone 6. Plus, it looks great. The red-and-black design is striking. I love the textured cube design on the back panel and the cut-out to display the Apple logo.\\n\\nTo insert, you line up the phone with the left side of the case and press into place, then repeat with the right side. The sides are just flexible enough for easy insertion. All the cut-outs line up perfectly. The lip rises only slightly higher than the screen, and this is the only possible protection issue. I don't know how well the screen would fare with a face-down fall.\\n\\nIf you want the most basic kind of protection to keep the iPhone slim, yet want a little distinction in your case, give the Kyasi one a try. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: This iPhone 6S case is sleak and stylish and fits snugly to the iPhone 6S curves. All of our iPhone accessories are built with style and durability in mind and is a must have. Protect your investment today with a French Bull iPhone 6S cover. Also compatible with iPhone 6\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Wild Pattern To Personalize Your iPhone 6\\n\\nReview: This simple case with pizzazz is a nice way to personalize the look of your iPhone 6 without adding bulk. Because the blue sides are flexible, it's easy to insert the phone. The cut-outs match the controls perfectly, although the thinness of the case leaves little protection around the camera lens. There is a thin lip of material around the screen to protect it from a face--down drop, but, again, it's not a lot. Of course, by covering the sides and back, the case still does a good job of protecting the phone body from scratches and dings. This is NOT an impact protection case, however. I like that the blue edge provides some grip to the case.\\n\\nThe real reason to buy this case is the design, a sort of wildly hypnotic and colorful pattern. The product photo does a good job of reproducing the actual colors. If you want a minimal case but want something different, this may be your case. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: About Verus: Verus combines quality construction with pragmatic features and elegant design | great for any occasion: the crucial bumper Series case is comfortable in any environment, whether it's the office or the outdoors | you'll never feel out of place-at least when it comes to your phone | having your Cake (and eating it, too): No longer care about form over function | the crucial bumper provides the perfect mix of both, supplying both safety and looks in a singular, thin and light Package | installation: simply point and insert either the top or the bottom of the phone into the case First, and snap your Apple device into place | it's a quick and easy process that's painless and straightforward\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Minimalist Case for a Feminine Look\\n\\nReview: This relatively simple case offers minimal but important protection to an iPhone 6. It has a decent rim around the screen to protect it from a facedown drop, and it covers the sides and back of the phone with a combination TPU and silicone case. Because it's a slender case, it's not going to give you huge protection if you are prone to dropping your phone; however, it should offer enough security for less accident-prone people. The rounded corners should absorb some of the impact, and the rest of the case will protect the phone (except for the screen) against scratches and dings.\\n\\nI really like how the white plastic rounds the back of the case to provide white accents against the cotton candy pink. The pink area is lightly ribbed to give it attractive texture and a bit of grip, although the case is still a little slippery. I don't like that the mute button is hard to access -- still, I can get to it.\\n\\nThis case fits tightly, with all ports properly exposed. It would look best with a white iPhone for a feminine look. My space gray phone looks pretty good in it, though. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Apple Watch Magnetic charging cable makes charging your Apple Watch effortless. Compatible with Apple Watch Series 1, Series 2 and Series 3.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bonafide Apple-Branded Charger Cable\\n\\nReview: Because I travel a lot, it's a pain to have only one charging cable for my Apple Watch. I had to plug and unplug my one charger from the charging dock I use -- and I always ran the risk of forgetting to add it to my bag with my other extra cables. I bought this to keep plugged into my four-port USB wall charger so I can always be sure that I'll have it with the others.\\n\\nMine arrived in an Apple-branded box just as I would have found in a store, so I know that it's not counterfeit. Unlike the charger that came with my Series 2 watch, this charger is not white all the way around and instead has a silver-colored band around the outside, with a white top and bottom. It works exactly as the one that came with the watch does.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: FIBRUM PRO provides a full system to start exploring the exciting world of virtual reality right away with your smartphone. FIBRUM PRO is a comfortable, portable virtual reality headset bundled together with more than 20 Fibrum VR apps available in Google Play, App store, & Windows Phone Store. Compatible with Google Cardboard apps, you have unlimited opportunities to enjoy VR. FIBRUM PRO's ultra-lightweight and compact design makes it easy to take the experience wherever you go and share with friends. Head tracking technology puts you inside the action! And, unlike others, FIBRUM PRO uses high quality glasses lenses for optimal viewing with 110-degree field of vision.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: It Works for VR -- But Apps Are Lame\\n\\nReview: This Fibrum VR set works as advertised and fits my iPhone 6; however, it is uncomfortable compared to a much less expensive headset I own. The apps it provides are lame at best -- more on the upsell later. Although the straps adjust nicely in two directions for a good fit, the nose piece gets uncomfortable quickly. There's no padding around the face, just a thin piece of rubberized material to keep out light from the sides. The arms that hold the phone in place are so tight that they sometimes lock my phone as I'm sliding it in place, and I have to start over.\\n\\nYou have to set up a Fibrum account using the code that comes with the headset to access the Fibrum apps. The apps allow minimal control from the headset -- the ones I've tried allow me to start them, nothing else -- and even when I connect to the device from within the app, all that changes is a discount on the cost of the app. The apps are not even worth the discounted $.99, let alone the full price of $1.99. The VR apps are more like short cartoons than anything else. When I first signed up, I could find only 9 available apps for iOS, although Fibrum has added a handful of others in recent days, so they are increasing, although not improving. The user interface is clunky, too. Instead of having a Fibrum app from which you sign in once and access the apps, you have to navigate to the website on your phone, sign in, select the OS (it always defaults to Android regardless of the account, which is a pain for iOS users), select an app, go to the App or Google Play store to download, connect the app with your account in the settings . . . and start. Of course, once you have the app, it should start up immediately, although sometimes I've gotten an ad for another app when I do. The Pro account gives you 364 days usage.\\n\\nThe only reason to get this headset over another, lesser price pair would be for the apps, and they simply aren't worth it, especially since it appears that they will disappear from your phone after a year. (The apps have a countdown.) I plan to use this headset for other VR applications, and for those it will work well, although not as comfortably as I'd like.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Toddy Gear was founded by Todd Gabel as the beginning of an extraordinary, worldwide movement to clean every gadget, every screen, and color the world. Toddy Gear's Ready, Set, Cheer! line can help you express your Olympic and national loyalties with a variety of flag-pattern prints. The Toddy Gear Smart Cloth is a functional and fashionable microfiber cloth carefully crafted for effective, scratch-free cleaning of extremely sensitive surfaces. This stylish double-sided wonder cloth has a plush microfiber that doesn't just spread dirt and oil from your fingerprints around on your e-screens. It whisks them away with a couple of simple swipes, leaving you with that 'out of the box', clean feeling - and nothing feels better than a brand new gadget with that out of the box, clean feeling! Flip your Toddy Gear over, and the silky, decorated side polishes your device even further, while its tactile pleasantness tempts you to just rub it against your face like your beloved childhood blankie. Machine-washable and dryable on low heat. The AEGISMicrobe Shield protects against germs mildew and mold between launderings. The Toddy Gear Smart Cloth was developed to clean the world's e-screens effortlessly, effectively, and with a style that's totally fierce. Once you have got one, it will never leave your side!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sturdy Microfiber and Terry Cleaning Cloth (4+ stars)\\n\\nReview: Every since I bought into the smart phone and tablet game, I can never have too many cleaning clothes. Some I've lost because they are too small and easy to misplace. Others are made of low-quality microfiber that either doesn't do the job or feels awful. When I find one I like -- and I do have a few brands that I do -- I make sure to hang onto them. This Toddy Gear cloth is one of the good guys.\\n\\nBecause the \\\"smart cloth\\\" is made with two fabrics, one on each side, the cloth is thicker than most, making it easier to handle. At 5\\\" x 7\\\", it's also the perfect size to wrap around my iPhone 5 when I stick it in my purse or briefcase. I have the German flag version (not by choice), and the colors are the only thing I don't like about the cloth. They are too bright and too stark for my taste. Toddy Gear makes so many other fun designs that I recommend looking at them all before deciding.\\n\\nAlthough the instruction say that the terry side is for cleaning and the microfiber is for polishing, both do a good job of cleaning, the primary reason to get one of these. (The terry side may be slightly better at absorbing oils. I haven't noticed a difference.) The cloth is well-made, with even stitching all the way around the outside, and it is much better than most cleaning clothes. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Looking to protect your iPhone 5 without the added weight? V7 Flex Slim iPhone 5 case provides the every-day protection for your iPhone5 from those minor drops, shocks and scratches. The slim-line design makes it ultra-light and the rubberized flexible snap on construction allows for a seamless fit around your iphone5. Slip your iPhone 5 in the matte finish case and experience the peace of mind that your investment is protected. The robust design provides excellent shock absorption and protection from damaging UV light and allows for the full access to all of your iPhone5 ports and buttons.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Absolute Favorite iPhone Case!\\n\\nReview: I have tried a lot of iPhone cases, from Amazon Basics to Belkin (practically the whole line) to LifeProof, and this V7 Extreme Guard case is my favorite. It offers great protection AND great looks -- in my mind, the perfect marriage of form and function. I like mine so much that I wish I had several different colors!\\n\\nThe phone slips into place with almost no effort. The case is semi-flexible, which allows some free play when inserting it. The rubberized sides curve inward in the middle to give a slim, comfortable grip, but the case then curves outward to thicker bumpers on the corners and top/bottom. The hard, glossy back --in my case in pearlized pink--bows out a to create a cushion to the back of the phone. Except at the center, the case provides about a 1/4 of rubberized protection on all sides but the face. The face gets little protection, however, since the lip around it barely raises off the phone, and the face is completely exposed. The interior is completely rubberized. There's a strange little cutout on the back that I assume helps release air to make the insertion and extraction of the phone easier.\\n\\nI was worried at first that I wouldn't be able to get to the mute button since it is so deeply in its hole; however, I was able to get my index finger in there with no effort. My husband, too, with his bigger fingers, could easily operate the switch. Still, people with thick fingers might find the lack of an outer, case-imbedded button (like the volume control and the on/off buttons on this model) a huge disadvantage. The audio jack cutout could be an issue if you use some models of headphones/earbuds with either short jacks or wide bases. The hole accommodates both the Apple ear pods and my usual Ultimate Ears set. My Sennheiser noise canceling set fits in the jack but just barely. The built-in volume control and the on/off buttons work well. The speaker holes and, of course, the back camera are exposed.\\n\\nI love that the rubberized sides offer a good grip but that the back is glossy and smooth to allow me to slip it in and out of my pocket. Yes, the Extreme Guard makes the phone more bulky than some of the more slender cases, but it also gives more protection without going to the ultra-fat OtterBox extremes. Especially for the price, this is an outstanding value for an iPhone 5 case. (Note: I received a sample to review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Amplim IML (TM) Key Features: The gorgeous Amplim IML (TM) iPhone 5 cover with fade resistant pattern is the result of high definition printing and creative designing. The high quality polycarbonate and ABS plastic means that you can carry your iPhone 5 around without the fear of damaging it. In addition, the form-fitting and elegant cover fits your iPhone 5 like a glove and protects from scratches, dirt, minor drops and daily wear and tear. Choose from three vivid designs to suit your style or pick all three for a refreshing personality every day! The high-gloss finish complements your iPhone and will earn you compliments. Compatibility: The Amplim IML is compatible with all Apple iPhone 5 models: - Apple iPhone 5 for AT&T - Apple iPhone 5 for Verizon - Apple iPhone 5 for Sprint - Apple iPhone 5 for T-Mobile - US or International Apple iPhone 5 - Unlocked versions of Apple iPhone 5. 100% Risk Free Purchase: The Amplim IML is guaranteed to fit your new iPhone 5. Amplim will send you a free replacement if for some reason the case does not fit your new iPhone 5.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I Like the Geometric Design!\\n\\nReview: This white, gray, black, and red snap-on case gives my phone a distinctive look while giving it minimal protection. You aren't going to get high-impact protection from this Amplim case, but it will protect the back and sides of your iPhone 5 from scratches and dings. There isn't much of a lip (just a hair) to keep the screen from hitting the ground when dropped face down. The areas at the top and the bottom of the phone are completely cut out to expose the speakers, audio jack, lightning connection, and power/lock button. The area around the mute and volume buttons is also completely exposed. The back has an ample cut-out, ringed in black to minimize glare, for the camera.\\n\\nThe geometric design is a little lighter than it appears in the product photo, but I like it even better that way. The white plastic base ensures that it will look great on a white iPhone, and the black/gray accents match the black version. Win/win.\\n\\nIf you want minimal protection plus an individual look for your phone, this case is a nice option. If, however, you don't like single piece snap-on cases, then this is definitely not for you, no matter how nice it looks. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: iPhone 6 Case, Fenix Full-Body Protection Heavy Duty Case. Dual Layer Hybrid Cover. Impact Resistant Bumpers. For iPhone 6 (4.7 inch) (Slim Fit) Hot Pink / Black\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Love This Case!\\n\\nReview: This pink Fenix case for the iPhone 6 adds a bit of pizzazz to the phone while still giving it moderate protection -- in fact, better protection than many minimalist cases. It's made of semi-rigid and rigid plastic, the first so you can insert the phone and the second to protect from sharp objects and, to some degree, bending. The case has a lip that rises a fraction of an inch above the glass screen to give it some protection if the phone is dropped face down. The rounded corners should absorb some of the shock of impact if dropped that way. And the volume and lock buttons are completely covered and usable through the case.\\n\\nThe cut-out circle on the back displays the Apple Logo. Other cut-outs for headphones, charging, and speakers match well with the device.\\n\\nI really like this case for its splash of color and the dramatic contrast between the pink and the black. It looks great, doesn't add much bulk to the iPhone, and works as well as any slender case can. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Aduro tempered glass screen protector is made with specially processed glass to protect the screen of your device from drops and scratches by effectively absorbing the impact. Our Ultra Sensitive Touch Technology allows you to freely navigate your device.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Screen Protector, But Works With Only Some Cases\\n\\nReview: Most people who use a tempered glass screen protector will also put their iPhone 6 into a case of some sort. Your satisfaction with this or any other curved edge protector is going to depend highly on the case you use. If you keep your phone outside of a case or have a malleable edge case, you'll love this.\\n\\nThe curved glass of the iPhone 6, while elegant without protection, causes some anxiety in those of us who want extra protection while maintaining the native elegance. Flat screen protectors show visible lines, and they must be aligned perfectly or else an overhanging edge won't completely stick. The Aduro Shatterguardz solves the curved edge issue by creating a fake iPhone frame around central clear glass. This allows the protector to curve and stick to the phone with supporting metal. (The glass itself doesn't curve.) While the effect is great on a bare iPhone, it can be a waste of money for any case that tightly grips the curved edges. I have yet to find a battery case that won't snap off a curved protector, and it will do the same to this one. Likewise, any case that requires you to slide in your phone or snap it inside will either remove the protector or press into it so that your phone can run amok. Trust me on this last -- I had one protector that dialed people I hadn't spoken to in years and took over my apps, opening one window after the other. This Aduro edge-to-edge screen protector is best to use with cases that have rubberized/silicone edges that give a little. If you can flip up the area surrounding your screen with minimal effort, you should be fine.\\n\\nThis Aduro screen protector applies almost effortlessly. The curved edges make it much easier to align than a flat protector, simply because you can feel when it's in place. After preparing the phone properly by removing all smudges and dust particles, remove the backing and lower the protector onto the phone. Tap the center, and watch it adhere. I had a small area that needed a slight push to get full contact, but it worked.\\n\\nIf you switch cases a lot or have one that fits rigidly around the screen edges, you'd be better off with a flat screen protector. Otherwise, the Aduro edge-to-edge is a great choice. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: General Specs Brand & Model Marozi MZ1 Screen Size 5.0 inch Touchpad Technology 5-point capacitive QHD IPS touch screen,960*540 pixels Operating System Android 4.4 OS Processor Type/CPU Type MTK6592 Octa Core CPU Manufacturer MediaTek CPU Speed/Processor Clock Speed Clock at 1.7GHz GPU Mali-450MP RAM 1GB DDR3 (985 MB left When Test By Software) Hard Drive Capacity 8GB (1.14GB Internal Storage(ROM) + 5.02GB Phone Storage+ System Used) Extend Card Supports an external TF card up to 32GB (not included) Antutu Score 23555 Additional Features/Functions Bluetooth Support GPS Support Voice Control Support FM Support Camera Front 5.0 MP, back 8.0 MP dual camera with flashlight G-Sensor 3-Side G-Sensor Games 3D games Communications Networking GSM 850/900/1800/1900MHz WCDMA 850/2100MHz Wireless Connection IEEE 802.11b/g/n Supported Formats Video 3GP/MPEG4 Audio MP3/WAV/AMR/AWB Picture JPEG/BMP/GIF/PNG/GIF Ebook TXT/CHM/DOC/HTML Battery & Power Battery Type 2800 mAh Talk time: 150-180 (Unit:Mins) Standby time: 120-180 (Unit:Hour) Voltage Required Output:5V 1A, Input: 100-240V Input/ Output Connectors USB Port 1 x 3.5MM standard interface SIM Card Slot Dual sim card dual standbyl (1*GSM/1*WCMDA) Audio Port 1 x 3.5mm Headphone jack Card Slot 1 x TF card slot Product Details Dimensions 145.6*70.9*7.5mm Net Weight 100g Gross Weight 390g Color white Whats in the box 1*mobile phone 1*Battery 1*USB Cable 1*Earphone 1*Charger 1*Case 1*Slim Leather Case 1*Users manual\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dual-SIM Android Phone -- Great Value (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: This unlocked, dual-sim, GSM, Android cellphone is a great choice for anyone who wishes to have two different numbers (SIM cards), especially when traveling internationally. It works with all four GSM frequencies, which means it should work on all GSM networks. So far, I've only used mine on ATT (T-Mobile also uses GSM, but not Verizon and Sprint), and it works well. To insert SIM cards, you just need to lift out the battery, insert the card in either position, and return the battery to its position. Of course, you'll need to activate the SIM card on the card's network in question, whether you're using a domestic or international SIM card. For example, if you insert an ATT card, ATT will have to activate it for you, but if you pop in the European company Orange's SIM, then it will have to activate that one through them. You manage your SIM cards in the settings section of the phone.\\n\\nLike all smart phones, this phone uses data, either on the cellular network or via WiFi. If you already have an Android tablet or phone, the interface will be familiar to you. Users of other operating systems (or those who have never used a smart phone) will find it easy enough to navigate once they've spent a little time with the phone. Almost everything is intuitive.\\n\\nSize-wise, it's a little thicker than the iPhone 6 but a hair thinner than the iPhone 5. The outer dimensions are larger than the iPhone 6, with the usable screen about 1/4\\\" longer and 1/4\\\" wider. The battery life is pretty good, although a lot depends on how you use it.\\n\\nThe backing of this phone is a white, thin plastic that can be easily popped off but which feels cheap -- like a $5 phone case. That said, you can't see this until you take the back off. (For an unlocked GSM phone at this price point, let alone one with dual SIM slots, a few inexpensive components should be expected.) The phone, when assembled, looks sleek with an attractive front and sharp display. The outward facing camera is good, at 8 MP, and the selfie-facing one is less sharp, as is the case with most, if not all, cellphone cameras. Because this is an Android phone, you have access to the Google Play Store for your favorite apps, although it comes with several pre-loaded.\\n\\nThe phone comes with a charging microUSB cable, ear buds, and a white folio case that replaces the current back with the one attached to the case.\\n\\nDespite the revelation of the plastic backing, I'm impressed with Marazi's build quality and versatility. I especially like its aesthetics -- it's thin and sleek. When I took this into the ATT store to get a SIM card, the rep said, \\\"What IS this phone? It looks nice.\\\" Yeah, it does. And it is. It's obviously not a high-end smart phone, but it is a nice one nonetheless. Note: I received a free sample for testing and review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Before I say anything else I have to say that this is one well made sturdy product. I could tell that the moment I held it in my hands. No problem putting my phone in and it looked really classy, or as my Teenage granddaughter would say, \\\"Sweet!\\\" It did a great job of covering and I still had easy access to everything. I love the color red of this one. It's different and very classy as well. Could pass for a delicate purse. Very nice looking. The Leather feel is nice, I find myself rubbing over it from time to time just to feel it. All in all a very good product that I am happy to recommend to you. -Shirley Priscilla Johnson This may be the most splendidly gorgeous iPhone 6 case ever designed. Its like first noticing a beautiful woman, then looking away, because you dont want to stare. But then you look back again because you cant help yourself. This Arezio Leather-look iPhone 6 case has the look, feel and presence of a work of art. Its argyle patterned, stitched leather-look detailing is simply exquisite in black with just the right sheen and accents of gold tone trim. If this case were available in dark blue, I would be tempted to buy an additional iPhone 6. That's how beautiful this case really is. It fits my iPhone 6 like a glove with appropriate openings for lightning cable connection, headset and speaker. This case does not compromise the thin profile of iPhone 6, which is important to me. Its easy to pick up and comfortable to hold. Also, the case material allows me to slide the phone easily into and out of my pocket. There is so much to like about this case, and I highly recommend it. -Richard Kenyada The black pu leather looks and feels like the real thing. The gold is around the edge and openings and looks very nice. Sort of retro. The case looks nice and does its job well. Anyone interested in the retro look, this is a great pick. -Annie Flowers\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Elegant Case With a Design Flaw\\n\\nReview: This is a gorgeous-looking case with a major design flaw: the exterior buttons are attached to the case using a thin piece of paper tape. Mine arrived with that strip partially detached. Even though I pressed the buttons/tape back in place, it's like that the strip will tear off sometime in the near future if I remove/insert the phone multiple times. I have tried a lot of iPhone cases, and I've never seen what looks like a temporary application of buttons.\\n\\nBecause the bumper portion of the case curves around the edges -- an excellent design choice -- you must detach the backing from the bumper before attaching the case to the phone. You place the backing against the phone, then apply the bumper from the top. Make sure that the bumper is fully snapped into place all the way around; otherwise, the case will fall apart. The phone will not fit inside the case if you try to insert it from the top because there's no give to the bumper.\\n\\nI really like the quilted leather back of the case. It feels good in my hand and offers a nice grip to keep it sliding out of my hand. The gold trim against black makes the case look both elegant and distinctive.\\n\\nIf you plan to insert your phone once and never change cases, this is a four-star, maybe even five-star, product. If Arezio had attached the button permanently to the case, I would have easily given this case five stars. Note: I received a free sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: If you have an EZ-Pass, then you need the EZ-Clip. A perfect fit for New York, New Jersey, Maine, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina and Virginia EZ-Pass. This product compares to the E-Zpal holder. It will fit New Hampshire Ez-pass as well. The EZ-Clip allows you to firmly mount your EZ-Pass to your windshield without using permanent Velcro adhesives. Instead, EZ-Clip attaches with dual suction cups, so it''s easy to install, easy to remove, and easy to switch between vehicles.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best Way to Attach EZ-Pass\\n\\nReview: I had a black version of this for years to hold my EZ-Pass, but after I lost one of the suction cups, I needed to replace it. I bought this off-white one because it was cheaper than the black at the time, and neither is particularly attractive. Yes, this sometimes falls off the windshield when it's particularly hot or cold; however, it stays on most of the time -- even more reliably than my GPS. The nice thing about this holder is that you don't have to permanently attach your EZ-Pass using the adhesive method. When you buy a new car, you simply register the new car with the system and switch over your EZ-Pass. The only thing I've noticed that has changed in 10 or so years is the flexibility of the suction cups. The newer version seems stiffer and therefore possibly more prone to falling off. So far, I haven't had that happen; however, if it does, I'll return to update my review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: JONES NORAH COME AWAY WITH ME\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I love this CD!\\n\\nReview: Norah Jones has a gorgeous, smoldering voice that carries this CD with real authority. Although she obviously needs some maturation when it comes to her own songwriting (\\\"Come Away With Me\\\", \\\"Nightingale\\\"), her interpretation of other songwriters can be stunning. My favorites are \\\"Don't Know Why,\\\" \\\"Cold Cold Heart\\\", \\\"Turn Me On,\\\" and \\\"The Nearness of You.\\\" As other reviewers have noted, the CD could have used a greater variety of tempos/songs, but Jones's voice is so distinctive and heartfelt that after a few listenings, I hardly cared. My opinion went from four stars to five.\\nWhile this CD is categorized as jazz, there is a definite country western influence. Normally, I would be turned off by these undertones, but somehow Jones pulls it off, proving that she is a real talent to watch. I highly recommend this CD if you love female vocalists - jazz, pop, country western - and to be introduced to a singer who will certainly make her mark on the music scene for years to come.\",\n \"Product: Swollen Members ~ Very Best Of\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Collection for Fans\\n\\nReview: Macy Gray's cartoon sexy voice has both its detractors and its fans. I happen to be one of those fans, as her vocals cannot be mistaken for anyone else even though at times she sounds like one of the blues queens of the jazz age. The biggest drawback of this CD is that Gray does not have the body of work yet to put together a first-rate \\\"best of\\\" album, let alone a \\\"very best\\\" one.\\n\\n\\\"When I See You\\\" is one of my favorite songs because of the perfect balance between Gray's voice and the instruments. \\\"Boo\\\" showcases Gray's unusual voice more because of its low-profile instrumentals and plaintive lyrics. \\\"Love is Gonna Get You\\\" is perhaps Gray's best known song, although her voice sounds even more funky here than on the other tracks. The two versions of \\\"Sexual Revolution\\\" are worth duplicating, as the first starts out slow then builds into an exuberant, catchy, upbeat track while the radio version starts right with the chorus. Why Gray included the two \\\"versions\\\" of \\\"I've Committed Murder\\\" is less clear as Mos Def's rap makes the song completely unrecognizable; neither of the two is memorable enough to be included.\\n\\nThis CD is a good introduction to Macy Gray, and fans of her music will appreciate the compilation even if it is uneven. Those who dislike her distinctive sound are not likely to be won over even by a \\\"best of\\\" album. -- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: After a three year wait, rock balladeers augie march are back with a new album called 'moo, you bloody choir' Following 2000's 'sunset studies' and 'strange bird' in 2002, 'moo' is augie march's most accomplished record to date - the mazing record they have always threatened to deliver. The album was produced by australian studio legend paul mckercher, eric drew feldman (pj harvey/captain beefheart) and the band and was mixed by mark howard (bob dylan's 'out of time').Triple j and community radio have given huge support to first single 'one crowded hour'. Sony. 2006\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Cross Between Bob Dylan and Coldplay\\n\\nReview: Since alternative music can be almost anything these days, let's get Augie March's style out of the way: the music tends toward the mellow, the kind of music you would play when alone with a lover, or with a small group of friends, instead of at a party. It's I-don't-mind-being-alone music. It's not rowdy, or even upbeat, not even on some of the faster tempo tracks.\\n\\nIf you're still reading this review, then you'll like this Australian group that sounds like a cross between Bob Dylan (a comparison they seem to welcome) and Coldplay. Lead singer Glenn Richards's croons more than he rocks, although in \\\"Passing Through,\\\" one of the few up-tempo songs, he tries the latter - and his voice disappears. Listeners will have to read the lyrics while listening if they hope to learn them. My favorite tracks are (because of the music, not the lyrics): \\\"One Crowded Hour,\\\" \\\"Stranger Strange,\\\" and \\\"Clockwork.\\\" \\\"Bottle Baby\\\" is too blatantly an attempt to channel Dylan, and I really dislike it for that. Much of the music on this CD has melancholy overtones, although a few try to break free.\\n\\nIf you like more mellow alternative music, give \\\"Moo, You Bloody Cow\\\" a chance.\",\n \"Product: Double vinyl LP pressing. 2009 release from the quirky but melodic singer/songwriter. Swiftly picking up popularity with his fifth album The Mysterious Production of Eggs, Andrew Bird then signed with Fat Possum Records for his 2007 highly anticipated follow-up record Armchair Apocrypha. Now he stands poised with this new record, which he spent most of 2008 working on. 14 tracks.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: As Eclectic as Always, Bird Strikes Again\\n\\nReview: Listeners familiar with Andrew Bird's music may fear what Noble Beast has to offer when they listen to the first track, which seems more folk music than alternative pop/rock. However, the skipping percussion and the offbeat lyrics hint that Bird is still his own musician, composing and playing the music that interests him, even if it varies from song to song.\\n\\nIf \\\"Oh No\\\" is reminiscent in sound to sixties music, then \\\"Masterswarm\\\" is his tribute to Latin music. \\\"Effigy\\\" features Bird's trademark looping in an Irish sounding intro. \\\"Not a Robot But a Ghost\\\" sounds like cartoon, techno theme when it begins. All these songs, however, morph into Bird's unique style through his melancholy voice and strange, if not downright bizarre, lyrics and word riffs. All these songs bear repeat listening as they've all grown on me, even those I didn't like the first time around. My favorite tracks are \\\"Not A Robot, But a Ghost,\\\" \\\"Masterswarms,\\\" and \\\"Natural Disaster,\\\" although I find most of the tracks addictive in a way Andrew Bird fans know all too well.\\n\\nFor those put off by the strange pairings of words that Bird uses: he is all about sound and how it can loop on itself. The lyrics are no different; they contribute to the sound as though another instrument added to the others. Once you understand this about Bird's music, it all slips into place.\\n\\nAlthough I probably don't (yet) like Noble Beast as much as I do <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Armchair-Apocrypha/dp/B000MV9A1C/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Armchair Apocrypha</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Andrew-Bird-the-Mysterious-Production-of-Eggs/dp/B00070Q7VY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs</a>, I find much to enjoy, listen after listen.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: 2009 release. In the two years since the release of their 2007 debut, Manchester Orchestra have played over 300 shows and made fans across the globe. They have toured in support of Kings of Leon, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Brand New, Say Anything and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. They have performed at festivals around the world including Coachella, Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Reading / Leeds (UK) and Laneway (Australia). While the debut was an attention-getting shot across the bow, Mean Everything To Nothing, produced by Joe Chicarelli (My Morning Jacket, The Raconteurs, The Shins), presents a substantial leap forward in sonic textures and song craft.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Orchestra\\\"? Kickin' Indie Rock Band!\\n\\nReview: On \\\"Mean Everything to Nothing,\\\" Manchester Orchestra is like Nirvana stoked on Red Bull. The strange, infectious mix of near-screeching vocals, driving melodies, and sometimes cryptic lyrics hooked me from the beginning of \\\"The Only One\\\" all the way to the last track, \\\"The River.\\\" The band always seems on the verge of exploding from the force of their own music, yet they hold on, leading to some excellent songs.\\n\\nThe opening \\\"The Only One\\\" starts with a whine, both electronically and vocally, but then quickly rockets into a catchy, upbeat song about \\\"the passive power of the truth.\\\" \\\"Shake it Out\\\" continues with an edgy, club sound that begs for a party. Other memorable tracks are \\\"I've Got Friends,\\\" \\\"My Friend Marcus,\\\" and \\\"The River.\\\" Some songs address a yearning for the spiritual, while just as many find their angst elsewhere.\\n\\nThe CD is not perfect, however. Lead singer Andy Hull doesn't have the range and control to pull off the quiet moments the way, say, Chris Martin of Coldplay can, and some of the lyrics *seem* as though they should make sense, but don't. Despite these flaws, I've listened to this CD numerous times without growing tired of it.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Not your basic label. UltraHold permanent adhesive is guaranteed to stick and stay put on cardboard, envelopes, paper, glass or metal. Avery address labels won't lift, curl or fall off like other brands. Quickly and easily create your own personalized labels. No more jams or smudges with Avery shipping labels. Bright white labels are optimized for laser printers so you can effortlessly print bold bright colors and clear sharp text. Reuse boxes and block out markings and mistakes with the opaque backing of these white labels that feature TrueBlock technology, which covers up everything underneath the adhesive labels. Easily customize these printable labels with thousands of free templates and designs at avery.com/templates. You can upload your logo, graphics and more. This pack of shipping labels is great for shipping and mailing jobs, as well as for creating custom labels for gift tags, crafting, party favors and more. These address labels are optimized for laser printers, and it's easy to personalize your printable labels with logos, graphics or images using the free shipping labels template and designs at avery.com/templates.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good labels, with one small issue\\n\\nReview: I've been using labels of this size under the brand of a national office box store, and in one notable way, the Avery product is superior. These labels have a dark underside (\\\"TrueBlock\\\") which successfully masks what's underneath, making them perfect for covering a previous label on a box. My box store brand labels are more translucent, something I accepted without thought until I tried these labels. Since I reuse a lot of boxes, I won't be going back to the more generic kind, even though they, too, may be manufactured by Avery. Both print on my laser printer without smearing. Both look crisp. But only these Avery labels are completely opaque.\\n\\nFor users of Microsoft Word, you can use the Label Wizard to set up printing, or you can go to the company's web site to download the label templates.\\n\\nThe only thing that I didn't like about these labels is their flimsy backing sheet, which doesn't affect the labels themselves but which makes it more difficult to line up the sheets in my printer. Every so often, I'll print one that is slightly crooked because the sheet didn't get held properly in place by the manual feed slots. This issue is not enough to make me return to the box store brand, but I wish Avery still used its heavier backing stock.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Gel Crystals Flex Rest Wrist Rest\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Durable -- and it really saves my wrist\\n\\nReview: I've owned the Fellowes Gel Flex Wrist Rest for three years now, and it still looks as good as the day I bought it. Because I spend hours in front of a computer, my whole arm, from wrist to shoulder, can ache without the proper support. Once I bought this gel pad, the wrist support alleviated the pain from my entire arm, probably because it immediately became more comfortable to rest my wrist. The feel is firm, with some give, and it curves wider near the top to accommodate the heel of the hand.\\n\\nInitially, I feared that the silicon exterior would burst, making a mess; however, I've dropped the pad more times than I can count, and nothing has happened. I highly recommend this wrist rest for anyone who spends more than an hour a day at the computer. While it cannot reverse carpal tunnel damage, it can prevent it.\",\n \"Product: Black ink. Medium point. Blister card packaged. Fisher space pens write reliably under extreme conditions: over fingerprints, extreme cold -50 DegreeC, extreme heat +200 DegreeC, over wet paper, in a vacuum, upside down.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Replacement Ink For My 15-Year Old Sensa Pen!\\n\\nReview: I discovered a Fisher Sensa pen in my drawer that must be 15-20 years old but that had been my favorite pen for years. Of course, the ink had long run out, and I had never replaced it because I didn't know where to look. Since then, Amazon had come to sell almost everything, so I decided to see if I could find a replacement here. Although I shouldn't have be shocked, I was when I found this cartridge replacement. It fit perfectly inside my old pen (don't throw out the spring in yours because this doesn't come with one), and I can once again jot notes while I'm lying on my back using my Sensa pen with its gel grip.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The hl-2270dw is a compact, monochrome laser printer with built-in wireless and ethernet network interfaces for small office or home office printer sharing. it features a fast print speed up to 27ppm, automatic duplex printing for two-sided documents, and up to 2400 x 600 dpi resolution for high-quality output. in addition, the printer’s stylish, space-saving design fits virtually anywhere.the hl-2270dw provides flexible paper handling via an adjustable, 250-sheet capacity tray and a manual by-pass slot for printing thicker media. it also offers a high-yield 2,600-page replacement toner cartridge to help lower operating costs and a toner save mode for less critical business documents.What's in the box: Brother HL-2270DW Compact B/W Laser Printer with Wireless Networking & Duplex, Starter Toner Cartridge (700 Pages), DR420 Drum Unit, CD-ROM - User's Manual and Printer Drivers, AC Power Cord, Quick Set-Up Guide and 1-Year Limited Warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Economical Laser Printer, with Extra Features, for Macs and PCs\\n\\nReview: I have been using Brother laser printers for years now, and I chose this model to replace my HL-2040 because of the wireless and automatic duplex printing features, although it has other advantages as well. It comes with a CD-ROM to install the Mac and PC drivers and that contains the documentation in several languages, a power cable, and a starter toner cartridge that will print up to 700 pages. I had my printer up and running on my wireless network in fifteen minutes.\\n\\nLike other Brother printers, the HL2270DW is fairly lightweight, although it feels much more substantial than many single-purpose inkjet printers. The print quality, especially without the toner saver option selected, is excellent. Even the toner saver option produces documents with decent contrast. To learn about all the features and how to use them, you'll have to read the documentation on the CD under the header of your platform, PC or Mac. You select the print options/features through the on-screen menu of your printer. Unfortunately, because the unit itself in no-frills, it does not have a display screen to let you know the current settings.\\n\\nUnfortunately, this printer is what I call a \\\"disposable printer\\\" because once the drum needs to be replaced, it's sometimes more cost-effective to replace the printer than replace the drum, although you can try a generic or third-party drum unit, most of which are priced well below the brand-name ones. I've always been leery of doing this myself, but I know of people who have had success going this route.\\n\\nPros: wireless, wired, or USB (printer USB cable not included) connection; moderately fast printing (up to 27 ppm); black matte plastic case for higher-end appearance; a toner saver setting; automatic duplex (two-sided) printing capability; included drivers for both PC and Mac OS X; lots of features in a budget laser printer.\\n\\nCons: drum unit replacement can be costly; no way of selecting print options on the machine itself.\\n\\nFor the price and quality, this printer cannot be beat.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Instant organization for the desktop, drawer or shelf. The MO file case replaces paper piles, hanging folders and 3-ring binders. Fits in most file drawers and holds letter size folders and papers. Made from a durable printed corrugate material, the MO file case stands up to heavy use while maintaining a professional look. Die cut handles allow for easy lifting and carrying. The letter-size file case comes in navy, black circles and moss circles and holds up to 750 sheets. Use with MO kits and case wraps.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheap cardboard file box\\n\\nReview: I have a home office full of papers, with a large filing cabinet drawer that recently lost its hanging file hardware, so I thought this box would make a good insert since it is advertised as a substitute for hanging files. While it does fit inside the cabinet, I have to question whether it helps anything. Yes, it keeps the files upright, and yes, it fits normal size folders, but its high sides made it difficult to see the tabbed folders inside. And when full, it is difficult to lift all the files out because the handles aren't good enough for one-handed lifting. Because most hanging files are legal-sized, this box will be too small for many file cabinets.\\n\\nAmazon sends books, CDs, and other items through the mail on thicker cardboard than this. Imagine the thinnest layer possible of corrugated cardboard covered by a single layer of card stock. That's what this is. I decided that this Smead file box is better used as a temporary storage place, flat on the floor, for papers instead of a true file box. This might be worth a purchase if it came three or four to a package, but not just one at the current price.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Key Detector. Find keys and other object up to 200 yards. Powerful beep indicates location of keys.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Piece O' Cake! But I Wish For a Louder Beep\\n\\nReview: This Panasonic key finder, when paired with a compatible system, couldn't be easier to install. All I had to do was enter the correct menu item (#6561), push in the battery, and the key finder linked to my phone system. When I want to find my key (or whatever is attached to the finder), I can pick up any handset, hit menu #655, and select the finder. Within five or so seconds, the finder starts beeping. The beeps last for a couple of minutes, which is critical because you need enough time to track them down, and the handset plays a game of \\\"getting warmer\\\" as it displays numbers from 1 (cold) to 100 ( steaming hot.) You can mute the handset, which emits a beep louder than the actual key finder, so you have a snowball's chance of hearing the finder. I rely on the numbers, not the sound.\\n\\nI wish that I didn't have to memorize the search code and that the beeps were louder. Despite the drawbacks, this has saved me time searching around for where I last left my keys.\\n\\nThe finder comes with a camera/watch-type battery, a small instruction book, and the finder on the end of a small ring. I paired mine with the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Panasonic-KX-TG385SK-Cordless-Phone/dp/B00DLIAE90/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Panasonic KX-TG385SK Cordless Phone</a>, so I know that model is compatible. Check the instruction book that came with your phone to see whether this is an option for your Panasonic system. Chances are, if you have a link-to-cell system, this finder will work.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Additional Digital Cordless Handset for the KX-TG684X Series and Link2Cell Bluetooth Cellular Convergence Solution\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy as Pie to Add as an Extension\\n\\nReview: Adding this handset to my <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Panasonic-KX-TG385SK-phone/dp/B00DLIAE90/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Panasonic KX-TG385SK phone</a> couldn't have been easier. All I had to do was insert the batteries, plug it in, press the Locator button on the base station for 5 seconds -- and the phone linked to my system within seconds.\\n\\nI bought this because the five-handset phone system I bought was expandable to six handsets, and I wanted that extra one. Before I ordered, however, I checked in my manual for the correct model number. It looks just like the originals that came with the system despite the caveat on the product page that the handset might look different from the others. I think that as long as you buy the extra not long after you buy the system, you should be fine if you want a high chance of it looking like the others.\\n\\nThis handset goes with several different Panasonic models, so do check your manual.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Fellowes I-Spire Series Lumbar Cushion\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Support, But a Longer Strap Is Needed\\n\\nReview: I sit in my home office chair for a good portion of the day, and it has taken a toll on my lower back. Although my executive chair has lumbar support, the length of my thighs is not enough for my back to rest firmly against the back, so that's where this cushion comes in. It sticks out roughly 2\\\" from the back of my chair; the adjustable strap allows me to position it right where I need it. I almost thought I would have to throw it away, however, because I had to struggle to get the strap clasped, even at its most extended, because of the width of my chair back. The maximum the strap can extend is about 53\\\". If your chair measures greater than that around at the spot where you'd place the cushion, look at another option.\\n\\nOnce in place, this lumbar cushion does its job well by nestling in the small of my back. I find that a foot rest under my desk helps, too, to alleviate some of the pressure put on my lower back. When I combine the two, I'm more comfortable and for longer stretches of time.\\n\\n-- Debble Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The most advanced cordless phone system we've sold! 5 handsets, DECT 6.0 performance, Link-2-Cell technology & more! Perfect for busy families, this Panasonic 5 handset phone system has all the latest technologies to make telecommunications better and more convenient. The five handsets work off of a single jack, so there's no expensive jacks to install. And the DECT 6.0 and enhanced noise reduction technologies give you clear audio at extended ranges. Also features Link-2-Cell technology that syncs your phones using Bluetooth technology to your mobile devices, Text Message Alert notifies you when a text comes through on your synced device, USB port for charging, digital answering machine with message forwarding, talking caller ID, base unit with keypad, 1.8 LCD display on handsets, ringer ID and much more. 90-day limited warranty. Product may vary from photo.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wow - This High-Tech Phone Works Like a Cyber-Dream\\n\\nReview: When I needed a slightly greater range than my old ATT cordless phone gave me, I took a risk on this Panasonic model -- and I'm glad I did! The range is about ten feet farther than my old phone's, but, more importantly, this Panasonic has clear sound and some fantastic features. It comes with five handsets (wow!) with the ability to add one more for a total of six. Each handset comes with its own charging base -- one base station and four auxiliary cradles. Also included are two AAA rechargeable batteries for each handset, a telephone line, the base station and power pack, and three belt clips.\\n\\nThe Link-to-Cell features are beyond cool. I'm always missing cell calls because either I can't hear or can't get to the phone in time when it's buried in my handbag. Now that I've paired my cell (you can pair up to two cell phones but can use only one at a time on it) to the phone system, all the phones in the house ring when my cell phone does, so I can pick up any handset and answer. The sound quality of a cell call is not as good as either pure landline or pure cell, but it saves me from running through the house to get to my cell. And I know it's my cell because the Panasonic plays the correct ringtone, no matter what it is. I can also make cell calls through the phone system to take advantage of the multiple handsets and my almost-unlimited number of cell minutes. (If you want text message alerts, too, you'll need to purchase one of the more advanced models.) Within minutes, my entire contact list of nearly 400 numbers on my iPhone 5 was downloaded onto the system for quick recall. The only iffy part of the whole set-up is that the sound quality of cell phone calls through the Panasonic is not as good as the quality through the cell phone alone.\\n\\nInitial set-up is a breeze. Pop the batteries into each handset, plug in the chargers and base station, and connect to the landline jack. You can now make and receive calls while you're figuring out the other settings. (If you don't have a landline, there's a cell phone line only setting.) Although the instructions say that you must charge the handsets for 7 hours prior to use, the batteries do have some charge when they arrive, making it possible to answer the phone, if necessary; alternately, you can plug in all the units overnight before connecting the system to a landline or cell. The base station has a USB port for charging your cell phone.\\n\\nThe instruction book is a must-read to learn about all the features. Kudos to Panasonic for taking the time to supply a complete printed manual instead of sending consumers online the way most companies do. The system uses numbered menu items for shortcuts to the feature settings, although you can also access them by scrolling. Some of the other features include call block, Bluetooth headset connectivity, intercom, missed calls (with Caller ID service), and a landline answering machine that can be remotely accessed or by any of the handsets.\\n\\nIt's hard to believe that the landline cordless telephone system needed to be brought into the 21st century, but Panasonic seems to have done it with finesse.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Inkjet all in one with duplex printing, scanning and copying provides low cost printing, fast print speeds, up to 50 sheet auto document feeder and 8.5 x 14 output via bypass. Fast print speeds. 3.7\\\" color touch screen display. Print from compatible mobile devices over wireless network.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This Printer Has It All (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: I have been using an Epson Workforce all-in-one for years, but, as much as I liked it, there were still some things I didn't like about it. Enter this Brother inkjet printer. All the things I didn't like about the Epson are solved with this machine: the absense of AirPrint, the inability to send scans wirelessly to my Mac; the sometimes confusing menu.\\n\\nDespite the complicated functions, the Brother is relatively easy to set up, even as a wireless printer. It comes with a driver/set-up CD that works with both Windows and Mac platforms. Wireless set-up does not require a USB cable to complete, although that's an option. Mobile print set up requires the Brother iPrint&Scan app. (I used the one from the iTunes store since my household uses mostly Apple devices; the Google Play store probably has the app as well.) The entire set-up, from initialization to the testing of the mobile app, took about 30 minutes, although the printer itself was up and printing within 10 minutes.\\n\\nThe marketing for the printer calls it \\\"compact\\\" for a multifunction computer, but it is two inches wider and almost two inches taller than the Workforce. At 19\\\" wide/long x 12\\\" high x 14\\\" deep, it is a monster. Of course, that is in part because it can print oversize 11\\\" x 17\\\" paper, and it needs to be large enough to take the paper. It has two paper trays, one of which can be adjusted to take various sizes of photographic paper as well as standard paper.\\n\\nBlack-and-white printing is fast, although I tend to use a laser printer, not an inkjet, for grayscale documents. Photo printing is not surprisingly slower, and the quality is quite good, provided the source is good. (More on that later.) Scanning works perfectly, and, using the touch screen menu, can be configured for OCR, file, image, media (flash drive), email, FTP, network folder, and to web formats. Wow. My Workforce 840, perhaps because of the Epson/Mac connection, only allows me to scan to flash drive. The Brother also has intuitive controls for copying and faxes.\\n\\nThe one selling point of this printer is its large format printing. It can print a photo or document up to 11\\\" x 17\\\" -- ledger size. Because the size is so large, it can take only up to five sheets of this size, and it takes some finagling to load the paper and, depending on what you're printing, tons of ink. This isn't a feature that particularly attracts me; however, I like that the possibility of such a large format is there.\\n\\nThe mobile print app is the only aspect where I found glitches. Sometimes I have to go through a series of menus before I can get it to print. That's not too much of an issue since I don't plan to print via my iPad or IPhone too often. Printing photos from a mobile device results in much lower resolution than from, say, a photo taken by a better camera and printed from the computer. The same photo, printed from Photo Stream and from my computer, showed remarkable difference in quality on 4 x 6 glossy photo paper. You won't want to print anything that you need in high-quality.\\n\\nThe touch screen menu, while intuitive, is also complex. For instance, every time you remove the paper tray, you're asked if you want to change the properties of the paper. To print glossy photos, you have to select size and then gloss, and confirm. To go back to standard letter size paper, you have to re-enter the type and size. The paper type selection lists plain paper, inkjet paper, Brother BP71, and other glossy. The sizes you can select from are even more expansive: letter, legal, ledger, A4, A3, A6, Executive, 4\\\" x 6\\\", 5\\\" x 8\\\", Photo L, 5 x 7, C5 envelope, Com-10, DL envelope, and Monarch. I don't even know what half of those are! I love that Brother allows you to program three shortcuts to avoid navigating through the whole menu.\\n\\nThis printer really does it all -- and it does it well. I've had several Brother laser printers, and they've all been workhorses. There's no reason to expect that this inkjet printer will be of lesser quality.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: A classic expression of refined style, Sonnet is Parker's symbol of elegance. With an array of designs, every intricate detail is skilfully executed to bring sophistication to every writing occasion. A timeless symbol of excellence.Stainless steel finish with a brushed metal effect. Complemented with palladium finish trims. Packaged in a PARKER premium gift box.FeaturesBrushed stainless steelPalladium Finish TrimsComes fitted with a Black Medium Ball Pen refillPresented in Parker gift boxTwo Year Guarantee\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Elegant and Distinctive Writing Instrument\\n\\nReview: With computers and keyboards taking over most of our writing tasks, pens like this elegant Parker Sonnet and other writing implements can be overlooked, but it would be a shame to do so. A pen creates a tactile connection to written words. For those of us who take pleasure in that, even if we mostly use a keyboard, the Sonnet ball point pen makes for a distinctive gift. Its slender barrel feels great in the hand, and the gold accents to the stainless body give it a modern yet classic look. Obviously, actually writing is only as good as the ink insert; the Parker ink in this is smooth; the ink glides across paper, which isn't easy with a ball point.\\n\\nThe pen comes in an attractive gift box. Because of the way the pen in seated in the surprisingly large box, recipients will know at once that this is an expensive writing implement. No one is going to look at this pen and throw it in a drawer with all the half-sharpened pencils and rainbow gel pens. It makes a great gift for executives, writers, graduates, and anyone who appreciates the art of handwriting.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Protect your personal information on RFID enabled drivers licenses and credit cards. Open side design for easier card insertion and retrieval. Stays in your wallet to protect information on RFID enabled cards. Credit card sleeve measures 2-1/4 x 3-3/8\\\". passport sleeve measures 3-3/4 x 5-1/8\\\". 10 credit cards sleeves and 2 passport sleeves per pack. Made in the U.S.A.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good For Protecting in Separate Wallet Compartment or By Themselves\\n\\nReview: This basic set of RFID blocking sleeves is useful only if your wallet slots are large enough to accommodate them or if you are wiling to store your cards in a more open portion of your wallet since they are slightly wider than credit cards. The passport protector is fine -- again, as long as you don't carry yours in a tight-fitting case. These are best for uses when you don't place your credit cards or passport inside something close to their size.\\n\\nThese are made of lightweight paper coated to block RFID readers. They are not easily ripped, although, based on my experience with similar sleeves, they get worn over time, especially if you take your cards in and out a lot. I consider them a great temporary solution while you wait to find something more permanent such as a blocking wallet or passport holder.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Set of two stainless steel replacement cooking grates. Fits the following models, Spirit 700, Genesis Silver B and C, Genesis Gold B and C, Genesis Platinum B and C (2005 model year) and Genesis 1000-3500 gas grills.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Replacement grates for Weber, but I used for Thermos/Charbroil grill\\n\\nReview: These replacement grates, while stainless steel, are not solid rods of metal like most grates but are instead tented metal, with a dull finish. At first I worried that they would not hold up, since my previous stainless, solid rod-type grill grates (more on that later) were completely ruined after a couple of years of use; however, these seem to be holding up well, much better than most.\\n\\nPotential buyers should note that Weber has unique measurements for their grill grates, and you must match them to your particular model. However, I did not buy these grates for a Weber grill; I have a CharBroil/Thermos grill with strange sized grates that I could not find replacements for two - three years after purchase. The Weber measurements came the closest, although there is a 1/4\\\" to 1/2\\\" overlap, which the closed lid rests on. If you find yourself in the same predicament, my set-up works well, even with the grill top closed, with no appreciable heat loss. The inside of the grill still gets darned hot.\\n\\nObviously, these are manufactured for Weber grills and, because of the measurements, are the only option for those who need to replace Weber grates. I'm just glad I was able to use them for my situation as well.\",\n \"Product: Squirrel Buster Plus is a deluxe truly squirrel proof bird feeder. It holds 3 quarts/5.1 lbs of bird seed. It comes with a Free Cardinal Ring, but other accessories are also available.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Successfully deters squirrels and flocks of large birds\\n\\nReview: This tubular feeds work exactly as advertised; the seed doors shut whenever the weight on the perch gets too much, so as soon as a squirrel puts his weight on it or a large bird tries to land, they are denied food. The spring-loaded green base simply lowers over the holes. So far, squirrels have been discouraged, and they haven't managed to chew through the feeder as they did to a cedar and plastic one I once had.\\n\\nThe top comes off easily with a twist. Filling can be a two-person job because it isn't easy to keep the tube upright if you need two hands to lift a large bag a seed. I suggest getting a bird seed scoop, especially since you'll also have less spillage. The birds, including cardinals, actually seem to prefer this feeder over a nearby hopper-type one.\\n\\nUPDATE, with an LOL: Well, the squirrels have figured out that if they stick their paws inside the holes, they can keep the doors from shutting. As long as they don't put their full weight on the feeder (they use the nearby hopper feeder to plant their hind legs), they can get food out, bit by bit. I recommend keeping this feeder away from anything where they can balance and then stretch over to the tube.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Gardman R687 4-Tier Mini Greenhouse. Give your seeds, seedlings, and young plants an early start in this compact greenhouse. Ideal for small backyards or homes where space is an issue; place on a deck, patio, or balcony. Quality construction and materials to last many seasons. Four 18\\\" deep shelves for pots and seed trays. Strong powder-coated tubular steel frame with simple push-fit assembly that requires no tools. Clear polyethylene cover and roll-up zippered door for easy access. Includes guy ropes, and metal stakes for extra stability against high winds. Easy to follow assembly instructions. Dimensions: 27\\\" Long x 18\\\" Wide x 63\\\" High. **Replacement cover for this greenhouse is Gardman item #R687SC (sold separately). Gardman \\\"Bring your garden to life\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a real greenhouse, but works on the same principle\\n\\nReview: Although the construction of this \\\"greenhouse\\\" is somewhat flimsy, with 1/2\\\" metal tubular supports and wire shelves, it works well as a temporary shelter/space for plants, as long as you don't expect to keep plants warm during frosty nights. I use mine indoors during the end of winter for starting seeds, then move it outside as the weather gets better.\\n\\nThis shelving unit comes with a plastic tent with a zippered door that fits over the frame; the door can be rolled up to cool the interior or to access the plants. Because the tent is relatively thin plastic (think suit-bag on steroids) and not glass, it heats up in the sunlight but immediately loses its heat as the sun sets, unlike greenhouses that are flush to the ground and have thicker glass/plastic walls to retain the heat longer. If you still have temperatures in the thirties or forties at night and expect to grow warm weather plants like tomatoes outside, use plant heating pads or keep the unit inside until you can be sure that the cold nights won't stunt the plants. If you do get an unexpected light frost, however, the plastic works like a row cover, keeping frost from the leaves. If using outside, place it in a protected spot or anchor it in some fashion -- preferably both. Even loaded with plants, the unit can blow over, especially with the tent in place since it can act like a sail.\\n\\nWith the plastic in place, the top shelf is difficult to access, particularly toward the back because rolled-up the tent door and overhang get in the way. The other three shelves (12-13\\\" between each) have plenty of clearance, and all four have room for 2-3 large seed trays. Grow lights (not included) can be attached without much effort, provided, of course, that they are the right size. The wire shelves are not attached to the frame - they sit on top of the cross-supports - but will stay in place during light winds as long as plants are on them.\\n\\nAs long as you don't expect heavy-duty construction and heat retainment for cold nights, this shelving unit should serve well for seed starting or even for a display of small plants. I don't find it attractive enough for a permanent plant stand for inside the house, but luckily it's lightweight enough to easily move around and store. I find this perfect for starting my garden indoors and then using it to harden off my plants.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: This wireless weather station displays a wide range of information in an easy-to-read format on a large LCD. The unit monitors indoor/outdoor temperature and humidity, barometric pressure with pressure history chart, displays the current moon phase, and forecast icon. Time is set by the U.S. atomic clock. Additionally, this unit has a time alarm with snooze.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great weather station and atomic clock\\n\\nReview: I'm a La Crosse weather station fan. This unit is by far the best of the three I've bought (for myself and for family members) with its easy-to-read display, moon phases, barometric pressure graph, forecaster, and atomic clock in addition to both indoor and outdoor temperatures and humidity. It even displays a frowning face if the humidity, inside or out, is too low for comfort.\\n\\nSet up is easy and takes mere minutes. The only tricky part is paying attention to the order in which you install the batteries. You install the remote sensor outside (screws included for mounting), and the indoor receiver wherever you choose, although the directions recommend placing it near a window. The range is about 300 feet, but, of course, walls and other obstacles can decrease it. Once set to the proper time zone, the atomic clock automatically sets the time and date overnight, provided that you've located it in an area that gets good reception. Check the alarm before you walk away! It arrives set to go off, which can scare the heck out of you!\\n\\nI've mounted my display on the wall (screw/nail NOT included), although it can sit on a desk or shelf with its two fold-out feet. The display is an LCD black on gray which can be difficult to see at times, although the brightness can be set using the controls. The indoor unit is fairly large -- about 10\\\" high and about 7\\\" wide.\\n\\nThis makes a wonderful gift for anyone who likes to know more than the basic information about weather.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The classic look of weathered copper is perfectly captured in this amazing lightweight standing birdfeeder! Youll delight at the luxurious appearance of this glorious garden accessory, from the fluted rooftop to the intricately detailed base.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Short But Nice Looking Tray Feeder\\n\\nReview: This short, plastic, standing bird feeder looks metal, even though it's not. It's diifficult to find a feeder that can stand up flat on a patio or balcony -- most feeders require planting in the ground or hanging from a hook attached to a wall. Because the spot where I wanted this could handle neither of those options, this \\\"verdigris\\\" feeder was one of my few choices. The height of the tray comes up to me mid-thigh, with the tip reaching my waist. Since this is on a covered balcony with a railing, I'll probably have to raise it up with a crate or wooden box.\\n\\nIt's easy to assemble and looks more expensive than it is.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: This wireless weather station displays a wide range of information in an easy-to-read format on a large LCD. The unit monitors indoor/outdoor temperature and humidity, barometric pressure with pressure history chart, displays the current moon phase, and forecast icon. Time is set by the U.S. atomic clock. Additionally, this unit has a time alarm with snooze.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great weather station and atomic clock\\n\\nReview: I'm a La Crosse weather station fan. This unit is by far the best of the three I've bought (for myself and for family members) with its easy-to-read display, moon phases, barometric pressure graph, forecaster, and atomic clock in addition to both indoor and outdoor temperatures and humidity. It even displays a frowning face if the humidity, inside or out, is too low for comfort.\\n\\nSet up is easy and takes mere minutes. The only tricky part is paying attention to the order in which you install the batteries. You install the remote sensor outside (screws included for mounting), and the indoor receiver wherever you choose, although the directions recommend placing it near a window. The range is about 300 feet, but, of course, walls and other obstacles can decrease it. Once set to the proper time zone, the atomic clock automatically sets the time and date overnight, provided that you've located it in an area that gets good reception. Check the alarm before you walk away! It arrives set to go off, which can scare the heck out of you!\\n\\nI've mounted my display on the wall (screw/nail NOT included), although it can sit on a desk or shelf with its two fold-out feet. The display is an LCD black on gray which can be difficult to see at times, although the brightness can be set using the controls. The indoor unit is fairly large -- about 10\\\" high and about 7\\\" wide.\\n\\nThis makes a wonderful gift for anyone who likes to know more than the basic information about weather.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The classic look of weathered copper is perfectly captured in this amazing lightweight standing birdfeeder! Youll delight at the luxurious appearance of this glorious garden accessory, from the fluted rooftop to the intricately detailed base.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Short But Nice Looking Tray Feeder\\n\\nReview: This short, plastic, standing bird feeder looks metal, even though it's not. It's diifficult to find a feeder that can stand up flat on a patio or balcony -- most feeders require planting in the ground or hanging from a hook attached to a wall. Because the spot where I wanted this could handle neither of those options, this \\\"verdigris\\\" feeder was one of my few choices. The height of the tray comes up to me mid-thigh, with the tip reaching my waist. Since this is on a covered balcony with a railing, I'll probably have to raise it up with a crate or wooden box.\\n\\nIt's easy to assemble and looks more expensive than it is.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Red Nectar Protector Jr. (Set of 1)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Red Minimizes Algae and Attracts Hummingbirds\\n\\nReview: For years, I had been using clear plastic ant moats to protect my hummingbird feeders, but they became unsightly over the course of the summer as algae grew inside, often in the matter of days. Even though I'd clean them every week, they gradually stopped looking nice. This red ant moat solves both problems: long-term appearance and rapid algae growth since the sun can't get into the sides. (Yes, it will probably still grow algae, but mine hasn't yet.) This size is perfect, too. Smaller sizes tend to evaporate quickly, thus potentially letting in ants before you realize it, and larger sizes drop the feeder lower. Each moat comes with one S hook taped to the inside, but you'll need another to complete the connection with either the feeder itself or the shepherd hook you use. (Hummingbird feeders often come with their own hook.)\\n\\nI'm glad I found this. The red color keeps algae (mostly) at bay, and it serves as an additional enticement to hummingbirds, especially if you're placing your first feeder in their territory.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The premier Original Absolute Squirrel Resistant single-sided feeder is for the serious bird enthusiast. This attractive feeder will attract a wide array of birds to your yard, with a locking top and spring-activated perch that work together to keep squirrels away. This rugged, all-metal squirrel-resistant feeder has a counter balanced perch, adjustable to three positions to allow light, medium or heavy birds on the perch. The wrong bird or squirrel closes access to seed. Holding up to 15 lbs of birds favorite mixed seed, sunflower seeds, peanut halves or safflower, this extra large capacity requires less frequent filling. Stop birds from shoveling food out with the no waste seed saver baffle. Durable, chew-resistant green powder coated steel body with a zinc-plated steel hanger and black powder coated pole. Simply unlatch the squirrel resistant roof and lift for easy filling and cleaning, while seed level indicator window show when feeder is empty. The overhanging roof and hopper keeps the seed dry and protected from the elements and the all- steel body ensures it will withstand all types of weather and unwanted critters in your backyard for many seasons. Top locks down securely preventing squirrel access and when a squirrel steps onto the perch, a metal shield immediately covers the seed tray, shutting off the seed supply. Bird feeder is fully assembled, includes a steel hanging rod for hanging, and a 5 foot sectional pole kit with metal mounting bracket and ground socket for optional pole mounting. .\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Mostly squirrel-proof -- but watch out for the deer!\\n\\nReview: This hopper-style feeder is the sturdiest and most successfully squirrel-proof design I have encountered. The principle is simple: when weight is applied to the spring-balanced perch, a wide bar descends to cover the seed.\\n\\nYou can adjust the tension of the perch bar to either allow or frustrate larger birds in addition to discouraging squirrels. Naturally, if you have it set to the most sensitive level, a whole bunch of little birds can have the same effect, although they seem to mind only momentarily. I have found that the crows and grackles are more successful at figuring out how to get the seed than the squirrels (they are lighter after all), but, even so, these larger birds cannot pig out the way they would sitting comfortably.\\n\\nThe biggest problem we've had is because of deer. They can either push the feeder with their noses (if the feeder is hanging) to spill the seed onto the ground, or get their tongues in the holes without closing the cover. To avoid remounting or re-hanging, make sure this hangs or is mounted on a pole sufficiently high off the ground.\\n\\nThe feeder holds a large amount of seed, requiring less frequent fill-ups. If you are frustrated with squirrels, get this. You won't regret it.\",\n \"Product: Char - Broil Deluxe Grid Scrubber. This cleaning tool is designed to handle the grease and grit that is specific to grill grids. The durable abrasive pad will take the gunk right off, while the large pad size is great for covering the entire area. Its large handle makes it easy to get a grip on the brush and ready to get a grip on grime. While taking care of cleaning your grids, it also is tough enough to prepare your grill's castings and frames for repainting.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Brush Cleaning Without Fear\\n\\nReview: While this grill brush cannot possibly clean between the grill grates -- it is, after all, a flat surface -- it eliminates the fear of getting wire bristles in your food. Yes, it's probably rare to ingest a bristle that punctures somewhere inside your digestive track; however, there's no sense in taking the risk. That's where a grill brush comes in. This one doesn't have the gritty surface of stone cleaners that tend to leave bits of innocuous but still unappetizing grit, and it doesn't have the dangers of wire or steel wool brushes. It's looks like a tough, plastic sponge attached to a plastic handle.\\n\\nThis doesn't clean the grill grates as well as the other methods, but it does allow you the peace of mind that you and your family won't be ingested pieces of it with their meal. I just make sure I clean the grill first by leaving it on high for ten minutes or so after I've finished cooking. I do let my grill cool before brushing off the ashes and remaining particles with this Char-Broil brush.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The EasyBloom Plant Sensor Plus gives a \\\"plant's-eye\\\" view of your garden or home – telling you what plants to grow or what's wrong with a sick plant. Patented technology recommends the right plant, flower, vegetable, tree, shrub or vine, for inside or outside. Stop wasting money and time on plants that aren't right for your environment--know what to grow, right from the start. The reusable EasyBloom Plant Sensor Plus uses patent-protected sensors to measure sunlight, temperature, soil moisture and soil fertility. Soil fertility is a new feature with the EasyBloom Plus and requires a subscription. Use EasyBloom indoors or outdoors. Plug EasyBloom into the USB port on your MAC or PC, and your environment will be analyzed by our Plant Doctor Algorithms to recommend plants, or assess the health of your plant. Use the EasyBloom Plant Sensor over and over again, season after season, to help care for your plants and decide what to plant. EasyBloom's web site gives you Plant Doctor advice on any sick plants. EasyBloom will tell you whether your plant needs water, light or fertilizer. (Subscription required to use fertilizer functionality). Also, get access to the EasyBloom 6,000+ Plant Library with information on when to plant, how to grow any plant, and plant care tips on everything from Azalea to Zinnias. EasyBloom gives you expert help in the palm of your hand. EasyBloom only works in the United States, and requires a PC or Mac and an internet connection.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What an upgrade from the Classic EasyBloom! (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: The EasyBloom Plus is a wonderful tool for both the beginner and the avid gardener alike; with the paid fertilizer subscription (sold separately) gardeners can now easily learn whether their plants are under- or over-fertilized in addition getting the Classic readings of sunlight levels, temperature, soil moisture, and humidity. The only thing the sensor is missing is the ability to read soil pH levels.\\n\\nHow it works: go to the EasyBloom/PlantSense website to open a free account and download the appropriate software for your platform, Mac or Windows. If you want to purchase a fertilizer subscription, you can also do that. When everything is set online, plug the top, removable portion of the device into a USB port connected to your computer. You will then automatically be taken to the website's Dashboard area where you can set your sensor to \\\"Monitor\\\" or \\\"Recommend,\\\" depending on whether you want to track a specific plant or to get recommendations on what should work in that area. After the sensor is set, you connect the two halves again, water the area thoroughly, stick the sensor into the soil, and turn it on. Leave it in the ground for a few days. You then plug the top half into your USB port again, and the readings automatically upload to the website. Once you've set up the account, everything works quickly and efficiently.\\n\\nTo get an accurate fertilizer reading, you must wait for a complete watering cycle, however long that takes. The sensor chirps and blinks orange when the soil dries out, so it's also a good indication when the plant needs water. I've kept the EasyBloom Plus in the soil for more than one cycle to see whether I've been giving my plants adequate water, and the readings provide a nice graph of the rising and falling moisture.\\n\\nAs with the Classic, you can use this either outdoors or indoors, although the sunlight feature doesn't work with indoor grow lights. Pots must have more than four inches of soil since the base of the unit must be flush with the soil. Rain should not affect it -- unless the sensor becomes submerged above the joint. And if you have any problems, customer service is excellent.\\n\\nI really like the online plant library that PlantSense provides for both recommendations and selections to monitor. It seems to improve every month. Select options such as \\\"deer resistant\\\" or \\\"spring bloom season\\\" or \\\"attracts birds\\\" or \\\"shrub\\\" or all of the preceding to get planting suggestions for the particular area you've just recorded. I'd like to see the options expanded to include evergreens, but I'm sure they'll add that category eventually.\\n\\nWhen I reviewed the Classic <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/EasyBloom-Plant-Sensor/dp/B001E5DF66/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">EasyBloom Plant Sensor</a>, I lamented the relatively simple set of readings. Now that they've added the fertilizer subscription option, I love it. The only thing that is keeping this from being my dream gardening device is the lack of pH readings, something I really hate to do using conventional methods. For instant, no-fuss pH readings, try <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Luster-Leaf-1818-Rapitest-Mini-4-in-1-Soil-Tester/dp/B000RUI9QK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Luster Leaf 1818 Rapitest Mini 4-in-1 Soil Tester</a>. It also tests for fertility (no subscription), moisture, and light (only at that moment in time), but it isn't as comprehensive or plant-specific; it also does not record the readings. Because the Easy Bloom can take days to give a good picture of fertility, I use the Luster Leaf as a quick-and-dirty test. For struggling plants, I find that the Easy Bloom, especially combined with the web site, gives a more complete picture.\\n\\nIf you want a unique housewarming gift or a present for someone who likes to garden, you've found your item. And while you're at it, pick one up for yourself. (Note: I participated in the beta testing for this device; although I'm not an employee, I was able to use it extensively prior to its official release.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Our fastest growing gourmet lettuce garden! A gourmet blend of red and green leaf, romaine, and butter head lettuce varieties that are so easy to grow. The Salad Greens Seed Pod Kit germinates in just days with daily harvests in as little as 2 weeks now you can grow and enjoy delicious, fresh lettuce all year round. Kit works in all AeroGardens. Planting with Seed Pods is fun and easy! Just insert the pre-seeded Grow Pods in your garden, add water and the patented, specially formulatedLiquid Nutrients. Most plants germinate within 7-14 days, are ready for harvesting in 4-6 weeks, and will keep producing continuous harvests for up to 6 months and longer. Indoor gardening cant get any tastier or simpler!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for Year-Round Greens\\n\\nReview: After having success with the herb pods that came with my Aerogarden, I decided to try the salad greens. I love being able to have fresh greens for salad -- and my parakeet loves them, too. This mix seed pod does contain different varieties, although based on the generic \\\"salad greens\\\" label, my guess is that what is in my mix might not match what is in yours. Once the third leaves come in, though, you'll be able to see the differences among varieties. I'd much rather grow a variety like this than a single kind. Out of everything that you can grow hydroponically, lettuce is one of the best, both because it requires a lot of water and because you can mimic spring (lettuce's prime growing season) inside for much longer than you can outside.\\n\\nGermination is good with these pods, but Aerogarden says that it will replace pods that fail to sprout. It comes with liquid nutrients and a cover for each pod. Make sure you disinfect and rinse your Aerogarden before starting a new garden.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: This thermostatically controlled heated birdbath features a versatile mounting system with 3 different mounting options (deck, clamp, and ground). It heats only when necessary, costing just pennies a day to operate. The cord tucks away for warm weather use, hidden from sight. The powder coated finish will remain rust free for years. Installation is quick and easy. Tested to -10F (-23C). One year limited warranty.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Keeps the Water From Freezing, But Design is Subpar\\n\\nReview: While this heated bird bath works, I'm not in love with it. It takes about half the water of <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/API-970-20-Inch-Diameter-Heated-Bird-Bath-with-Metal-Stand/dp/B0006HRQNQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">API 970 20-Inch Diameter Heated Bird Bath with Metal Stand</a> that it is replacing. I thought that the flat bottom and the different ways to set it up would make the Farm Innovators model more versatile; however, the only method that keeps the bath level is the feet. The clamp attaches to the support ring by a thick metal piece that goes inside the ring, thus making it impossible for the bath to completely fit inside. All they had to do was attach the clamp to the ring on the outside, and the problem would have been mostly solved. Of course, there's also the issue of the weight of water pulling the bath downward since it has little support.\\n\\nIn any case, I've placed the bath on a bench, far enough off the ground so that I hope the birds aren't afraid. I've also had to put a few stones inside, as I do with all my bird baths, heated or not, to let them know the depth and to give their feet some traction.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Grow bigger, more beautiful flowers & more vegetables compared to unfed plants with Miracle-Gro Shake n Feed All Purpose Continuous Release Plant Food! This plant food is specially formulated with micronutrients to help plants grow strong. Plus, the formula prevents overfeeding or burning when used as directed. Great for both indoor and outdoor plants, the plant food will continue to feed plants for up to 3 months. Keep your garden looking its best with the help of Miracle-Gro.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best Slow-Release Plant Food (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: I've tried brands other than Miracle Grow to fertilize my plants, and I always return. This time, I'm staying with Miracle Grow. Some brands dissolve too quickly, and other brands seem to sit like pebbles on the soil, week after week. This particular blend of granules works both indoors and outdoors (I find that outdoor use requires more frequent application), and it works for both flowers and vegetables.\\n\\nWhile this is a quality product, it is a general purpose one, which means that it will fertilize a broad range of plants without being tailored specifically to a particular kind, and it is not organic. For experienced gardeners: the formula is 12-4-8. For less experienced one: These numbers give the percentage of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, nutrients for plant growth. Tomato fertilizers are generally 18-18-21, so this adds some nutrients without giving them a full-strength kick. I find that the general purpose is best for annuals, perennials, and non-acid-loving shrubs. (I tend to rely on more organic methods with edible herbs and vegetables.) The only thing I'm not wild about is the \\\"shake 'n feed\\\" part, something that's great to broadcast the granules outside but which can make a mess when trying to spread them into pots.\\n\\nIf you don't have the time or the memory to fertilizer your plants using organic or water-soluble fertilizers, go with the MiracleGrow. It may cost more than other brands, but it always performs for me.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Wild Harvest team is dedicated to providing products that promote complete nutrition for your birds and small animals. Using natural ingredients, Wild Harvest provides the perfect blend of food and treats to meet the distinct dietary needs of birds and small animals. This unique blend of your birds favorite premium seeds such as canary grass seed, red and white millets and wholesome grains which make the Wild Harvest Daily Blend for parakeets, canaries, finches and other similar small birds. Specially formulated with vitamins and minerals, it encourages vibrant plumage and has vital nutrients for optimum health all in a 100 percent nutritionally complete blend. Keeping your product fresh is never a concern with Wild Harvest. The seed blend comes with a resealable zipper to lock in that freshness. Wild Harvest Daily Blend for Parakeet, Canary and Finch provides the nutrients important for your bird, with a great and natural taste they cant resist.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: My Parakeet Shudders and Spits These Out\\n\\nReview: My parakeet will not eat these seeds. Although they say that parakeets/budgies don't have a sense of smell, I disagree because mine shudders as soon as I get the seeds close to him. (My guess is that their sense of smell is closer to humans' -- that is, not highly evolved.) The seed mix has an extreme orange fragrance -- like orange rinds or oil -- and I suspect the orange flavor is strong as well. Normally, my bird will eat or at least try anything out of my hand, but the most he has done is pick up a seed and spit it out. It's not that he won't try new things, either, since minutes after he spit out one of these seeds, he tried basil for the first time. I looked at the label and saw that this Wild Harvest seed mix contains a lot more additives/vitamins than his normal mix. The seeds may taste like medicine to him -- they certainly smell that way to me.\\n\\nTo be fair, my budgie is not a fan of fruit, although, because he loves his orange-flavored mineral block, I thought he'd like this mix. After the fourth time of seeing him shudder when my hand got six inches from him, I gave up and put the seeds outside for the wild birds even though it is designed for small pet birds -- parakeets/budgies, canaries, finches. The wild birds won't touch the seeds, either.\\n\\nI'm rating this mix two stars because it seems fresh and contains the seeds it says it does. Even though the instructions say to introduce the seeds slowly by adding it to the regular mix, parakeets have been known to starve themselves to death if they don't like their food. I'm not willing to take that chance, especially since he seems to dislike it based on smell more than the seeds themselves.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Remote Weather Access Platform: Get your home weather data from anywhere! Know real-time weather conditions at the preset locations with your mobile devices via broadband Internet connection. Now you can monitor your own microclimate from afar. Avoid freezing pipes and flooded basements and project your plants when you are away. You can also track the historical weather data to share with your friends online. The Remote Weather Access Platform uses traditional wireless frequencies and a hub to convert that data into uploadable information from your own personal website or via smartphone (iOS, Android) application. Features: Display real-time and historical weather data on your mobile devices or personal website, Compatible with web-based & mobile apps, User-defined push alert via mobile apps, Uses GPS to locate and collect data from the nearest weather Internet hub, Data sharing via weather community with other Remote Access users, Backwards-compatible with many current Oregon Scientific weather station sensors (check website for details), Includes wireless temperature/humidity, rain gauge, and wind sensors. *Includes the following sensors: THGR800 Temperature and Humidity sensor, WGR800 Wind Sensor, RGR800 Rain Gauge Sensor.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Buggy Product Coupled With Lousy Support\\n\\nReview: After spending many futile hours trying to get this weather kit set up, I turned to Oregon Scientific's customer service for help. The response was generally unhelpful since my unit is still not up-and-running. More on that later.\\n\\nThe individual components of this weather station -- base station, receiver, outdoor temperature/humidity sensor, rain gauge, and wind sensor -- are sturdy and well-constructed. The units come with batteries, and all are easy to install. The base station needs to be plugged into a router, and the receiver needs to be plugged into the base station. Why there are two pieces instead of one is beyond me, but, hey, everything else looked to great that I was willing to deal with that. Still, I wish that the base station had an imbedded receiver. You must activate the unit online and create an account to be able to use the station.\\n\\nThe outdoor sensor immediately registered the temperature and humidity. That was the last thing that worked about this kit. The receiver never picked up the sensor, even with multiple resets. (You have to reset each component every time you change the batteries.) I downloaded the iOS app for iPhone. Strangely, the map showed my base station about 3/4 of a mile from its actual location. I could not change the location on the map. The app said that no sensor was detected. I went to the web site to check in case the bug was with the iPhone app, but, alas, it also listed no data.\\n\\nWith no connection between the sensors and the base unit, I turned to Oregon Scientific's web site for help. Or rather, to the web site for NO help. The content there is sparse and generally unhelpful. I chose to contact tech support for help via email. Two days later, I received a reply which had me go through the steps, in order, that I had already done. I followed them again. Nothing. The best part about the email was a phone number to reach an actual person, so I called.\\n\\nThe customer service rep I spoke to was friendly and helpful. Or at least she tried to be. After about 40 minutes on the phone, the rep concluded that the unit was defective. She told me that they would process a replacement if I sent the whole unit back at my expense. For a brand-new, non-operating system? I refused. I asked for them to send me a mailing label to return it at their expense. The rep told me politely that the company did not do that. I then pulled out the Amazon Vine reviewer card, something I'm reluctant to do, and was put on hold while the rep spoke to a supervisor. Eventually, the company agreed to send me a shipping label at their expense \\\"after the request was approved by the corporate office.\\\" They could not guarantee a delivery of a new unit within a two week window -- or any window at all. It could arrive in a week or a month. I will update this review when I actually receive a new unit and if I can get it up and running.\\n\\nThe average consumer should not expect a return label. You're on your own, unfortunately. All I could think of while this was going on was someone receiving this gorgeous-looking weather kit on Christmas morning and not being able to use it. Or having to pay to exchange it for a working model. (Tip: Return to the store where it was purchased rather than going through the company. Amazon has a better return policy than Oregon Scientific.)\\n\\nUPDATE, 1/19/14: About a month after I posted this review, I finally received a pre-paid mailing label to return the weather kit to Oregon Scientific. I promptly returned it, although I have yet to receive a replacement.\\n\\nUPDATE, 1/23/14: I received a replacement from the company. I haven't yet had the time to test it. I will report back when I do.\\n\\nWith the lack of a working kit and the general lack of support from the company, I cannot recommend this Anywhere Weather Kit. Maybe if I receive a new one that works, I'll increase my star rating. For now, though, I advise steering clear.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet 2 In 1 Bird Feeder holds 1 lb of seed, has four feeding stations. This copper finish metal bird feeder will allow you to enjoy more birds with its patented 2-in-1 feeder which features ports that rotate easily and quickly allowing you to dispense either thistle (Nyjer) or mixed seed. With its new removable base, it makes it easier than ever to clean your feeder. Remember to clean your wild bird feeders every two weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lightweight Plastic-and-Metal Construction (4- Stars)\\n\\nReview: This inexpensive and lightweight Perky Pet tube feeder is a plastic tube with copper-colored metal pieces for the top and perches. I love that the feeding slots can be turned to make it into a thistle feeder OR a seed feeder (not both). The perches are about 2\\\" long, which will discourage larger birds and even cardinals, who prefer tray type feeders or at least a larger distance between perch and opening. For smaller songbirds such as chickadees, goldfinches, and chipping sparrows, this is ideal. Those birds, particular goldfinches, love thistle/niger see, so the conversion to thistle mode will attract the birds that can use it.\\n\\nMy main criticism of this feeder is how difficult it is to remove the bottom for cleaning. The top is also lightweight, which may eventually be exactly what the squirrels want since they have proved adept at removing things to get inside feeders. I much prefer the larger and more heavy-duty Perky Pet feeder that I also own; although it has a plastic and metal construction as well, everything feels more sturdy. The four perches allow for four feeding birds. I don't think I'll ever see all ports being used since they aren't offset enough from each other.\\n\\nThe feeder takes about a pound of seed at a time, making it ideal for shepherd hooks and hanging from areas that cannot take a lot of weight. The birds found mine right away, although that's not saying much since I have other feeders in the immediate area. If this is your first or only feeder, you might have to wait for a few days for them to find yours.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Generac 6237 Steel Enclosure 8000-Watt Air-Cooled Liquid Propane/Natural Gas Powered Standby Generator has a 10-circuit transfer switch for fast-acting, automatic protection from power loss. Ideal for home use, this generator powers up automatically and within seconds of a power outage without the need for any manual startup. Without any buttons to push or cords to plug in, an automatic standby generator starts up by itself even when you're away. Featuring easy installation, it comes pre-wired and packaged with virtually everything necessary to connect to your home's electrical system and existing liquid propane or natural gas fuel supply, so you're protected next time the lights go out. When the power goes out, this generator eliminates the hassle of dealing with a fuse box. The generator arrives pre-wired and equipped with necessary installation gear: an 8-circuit transfer switch (NEMA 1, indoor-rated only), pre-wired conduits, an outdoor connection box, a flexible fuel line pigtail and a composite mounting pad(Additional items and tools may be needed to complete the installation to meet local codes. Consult a licensed professional for further details). To add to your peace of mind, the engine requires routine maintenance only once every 2-years or after 200-hours of use. This Generac generator meets CARB requirements. It requires a Group 26R 12-volt minimum 350 CCA battery (sold separately). The Generac 6237 comes with a 100 Amp NEMA 1 automatic transfer switch with 10-circuit load center; 30-foot, 5-foot and 2-foot pre-wired conduits; outdoor connection box; 1-foot flexible fuel line pigtail; composite mounting pad; installation guide and owner's manual. The Generac 6237 Steel Enclosure 8000-Watt Air-Cooled Liquid Propane/Natural Gas Powered Standby Generator 10-Circuit Transfer Switch measures 48-Inch by 25-Inch by 29-Inch, weighs 360-pounds and comes with a 2-year limited warranty.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm Really Glad We Splurged on This Peace of Mind\\n\\nReview: We bought this whole house generator after two massive power outages (no heat, no running water because of the well -- we lost everything in our refrigerator and freezer, twice in two months), and it's been going strong ever since. The only time we had problems was when the snow got so high that it blocked the air intake vents and caused the generator to shut down until it was serviced. You do have to take care of your generator with yearly maintenance whether you use it or not. And you do have to listen every week to make sure it is \\\"exercising.\\\" The generator has lights on it to show when it needs maintenance (yellow) and when it is in trouble (red). You should check your lights periodically to make sure everything is functioning.\\n\\nIt takes about fifteen seconds for the generator to switch on automatically, and it runs for about 30 seconds after the power has been restored to make sure it's not needed. I needed to coordinate two different tradesmen to install it -- the installation company and a plumber to connect it to the natural gas line. You will have to pay more if your electrical box is not where your gas line comes into the house. Also, it has to be level (you might need to purchase a pad) and a certain distance from windows so you don't send CO into your house while it's working.\\n\\nWe have a large house. The installer recommended that we go with the liquid cooling system, which is MUCH more expensive, and we decided to get the largest size without cooling. Since then, we've had it maintained by a different company, and the service man said we should be fine with this since most people don't do laundry, run the dishwasher, cook a roast for hours, etc. during an outage. If you have bi-level heating, you can always turn one furnace off since that's another electricity draw, and if you have a large house (which you would if you got something of this size), then simply be careful with your electricity draw.\\n\\nInstallation costs can double the cost of a whole house generator so, unless you know how to do the work yourself, budget for a lot more than this costs.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Hanging Bluebird Feeder. Great way to offer Mealworms to your Bluebirds. Place a single layer of mealworms, roasted mealworms, or bluebird nuggets on the floor of the feeder. Bluebirds feed inside the feeder by entering from either end of the feeder. Keep out larger more aggressive birds.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Well-Made, But Birds Don't Like It\\n\\nReview: Because I have five bluebirds visiting my heated bird bath about once a week this winter, I wanted to feed them to encourage them to stay. At first, I put up a mealworm block (yeah -- yuck) in a large suet feeder. Instead of bluebirds, I got three different kinds woodpeckers, nuthatches, chickadees, and even house finches. I decided to try this bluebird feeder with loose dried mealworms with the idea that perhaps the bluebirds couldn't use the suet-style cage. At first, I put it up with the clear plexiglass sides intact. Even the nuthatches, which nest in small holes, wouldn't go inside. I then removed one of the plastic sides (the other is built in place) as instructed to see if that would encourage the birds. Still nothing. I placed this right next to the mealworm block and waited until the birds ate all of the block. Again, nothing. At the very least, I figured that the other insect eating birds would eat it in the absence of bluebirds. Nope. It may be that there aren't any perches for the birds to land on at tray level.\\n\\nThe feeder itself is well-constructed and easy to fill. I like that half of the roof lifts up and that I *can* remove one of the sides. The wood is solid, unfinished cedar that allows it to blend in with the surroundings. The only thing going against it is that I've had it up for over a month now, and no birds have taken a single mealworm off the tray. I would give it one or two stars, except that it is well-made.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Perky-Pet Perkys Finest Top Fill Hummingbird Feeders are the most convenient feeders ever! The patent pending top fill technology allows you to simply unscrew the cap, pour in your nectar, and youre ready to feed the hummingbirds. The 16 fl oz capacity of the shatterproof plastic bottle is the perfect amount for keeping the hummingbirds coming back to your feeders. The 4 feeding ports feature soft, decorative flowers that are more life-like than any other port on the market. With a built in ant moat on the lid, you can be sure that ants wont be a problem for this feeder.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Top Fill Design, But All Plastic (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: I really like Perky-Pet's top-filling designs because I find that the feeders tend to leak less frequently when the bottom isn't constantly disengaged. Of course, you still have to take this apart to clean it thoroughly from time to time, but it isn't as frequently as the twice-a-week nectar change I do now.\\n\\nThe reservoir is a hard, clear plastic with ribs for a feminine look. The yellow flowers are soft and rubberized; mine came with one detached flower, and, while it took some maneuvering to get it back in place, it wasn't that difficult. I originally hung this where another one currently hangs, and the hummers were there within five minutes. If this is your first feeder, you will probably have to wait longer for them to find yours. Place it in an area with a clear flight path (they generally don't like to maneuver in tight spaces to get to a feeder) and in a highly visible area where they can see the red plastic at a distance. I make my own clear nectar with a critical 1:4 sugar-to-water ratio -- that is 1/4 cup sugar to every cup of water. You do NOT need red dye. The color of the feeder and the shape of the \\\"flowers\\\" will attract them.\\n\\nI also have the 135TF feeder. The main difference between the two is the shape (this one has a ribbed and tulip-shaped reservoir, and the 135TF has a squatter, rounder look) and the color of the flowers. Both hold 16 oz of nectar, and both have four ports and perches. Unless you have a decided preference for the look, I recommend going with whichever is less expensive.\\n\\nAlthough I like the top feeder design, I'm less enamored with the plastic construction. I have a glass Perky Pet feeder that looks better, plus won't leach as much plastic into the nectar (both have plastic bottoms and flowers.) I prefer the glass one, but the hummingbirds don't seem to care, as long as I supply them with fresh nectar on a twice-a-week basis.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: An Amazon Brand.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sturdy Covers for Outdoor Wicker/Deep-Seated Chairs, Pack of Two\\n\\nReview: This deep-set chair cover is perfect for outdoor wicker chairs, either for storing them over the winter or just protecting them from the elements in the summer. I like that there's both a drawstring with a plastic lock to keep the canvas close to the form of the chair and four sturdy straps with adjustable clips to anchor the cover to the chair legs. Because we have wintertime mouse problems, I also like that there's no flocking on the underside for them to destroy to make their nests. It's all vinyl-lined canvas. The only aspect that I'm not sure of is the stitching, which seems a little loose when I pull on the seams. Since I live in a high wind area, I'm not sure that the two covers will last more than one winter -- but that's okay, since we're rarely able to use covers more than one or two years before the winds shreds them. So far, though, so good. The bonus? They look much better than your average outdoor chair covers.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The SCOTTS SYNC System Cordless Lithium-Ion Hedge Trimmer is the perfect addition to all of your SCOTTS lawn care products. The innovative charging station allows the user to charge the battery on the tool or alone like a traditional charger. The wall mounting charger doubles as a hanger for the tool; no more excuses for an unorganized workspace. Powered by the SCOTTS 20V, 2.0 Amp Hour battery, this hedge trimmer is prepared to complete your pruning needs. The dual action blades coupled with 2400 cut strokes per minute will trim your hedges faster and cleaner with less vibration. Backed by a 3-year warranty, the SCOTTS SYNC System Hedge Trimmer is engineered for performance and durability.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Battery-Powered, Not-Too-Heavy, But Still Effective\\n\\nReview: This easy-to-use, moderately powerful hedge trimmer tool is perfect for landscape shaping without the restriction of plugging into electrical outlets. Yes, it doesnt have the longest blade (18) or the most powerful motor (it runs on a 20V rechargeable battery pack), but it works much better than I expected. It cut cleanly through some dead boxwood branches, and it made quick work through new growth on shrubs. In the fall, Im going to take it to my ornamental grasses to keep them from harboring voles in the winter.\\n\\nThe battery comes partially charged it took less than a hour to fully charge the one I received. I love that the charger can hang on the wall (hardware included) to charge the battery either in or out of the hedge trimmer. The necessary safety features are also there: it won't turn on unless you pull back one switch, then squeeze the trigger; as soon as you let go of the trigger, the blade stops and won't return until you repeat the switch and trigger sequence; it comes with a plastic sheath to cover the blades when not in use. The user also needs some common sense when working with this power tool. Goggles or safety glasses and heavy duty gloves are a must. I found it light enough to hold for prolonged work, but also sturdy. The grab bar and handle fit comfortably in my hand for secure holding.\\n\\nEven though gas tools are more powerful, I find them too difficult to maintain and hold. Electrical tools that rely on a cord and a long, heavy-duty extension cord are a pain. This lithium battery-powered version is the easiest hedge trimmer Ive tried.\\n\\nThis trimmer is part of Scotts line of Sync garden power tools that all use the same battery and hanging system.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Bacon is one of the most irresistible foods known to man. The sizzle of bacon on the pan or the first whiff in the morning is enough to induce powerful cravings. But, cooking bacon on the grill is hard. The grease drops down causing flare ups burning your precious bacon. The grilled bacon rack solves that by providing a smooth non-stick surface and grease troughs. It even folds to store away until the next bacon graving hits.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works Great for Tender Bacon, But Will You Use It? (4- stars)\\n\\nReview: I hate to admit that, upon hearing about this bacon grill rack, I wondered who would use one, but after eating bacon cooked this way, I'm hooked. It's much more tender than microwave cooked bacon, and it takes the same amount of time, more or less, as long as you don't need to cook more than five or six strips at a time.\\n\\nThe biggest issue with this Cuisinart grilling rack is its lack of instructions; fortunately, I guessed right the first time. I preheated the rack inside the grill for about ten minutes, then draped the bacon over the tipi-like top. Immediately, the bacon began to sizzle. I closed the lid. After a couple of minutes, I flipped the bacon (I'm not sure this is necessary) to make sure one side didn't get too dark. When it seemed done, 5-6 minutes later, I removed the bacon by slipping a fork between the rack and the bacon and then placing the bacon on a paper towel to drain. I got crispy, tender, delicious bacon with a few to-be-expected dark spots. I had no flare-ups or fires, and the drip trays on either side filled with grease as designed. I might have been able to cook another 5-6 strips, but any more than that might have caused grease overflow.\\n\\nSo, who would use this? Campers, sure, but perhaps someone cooking bacon to put on the burgers being cooked on the other part of the grill. Maybe if you're hosting an outdoor brunch and want to add bacon, although I'd recommend getting more than one of these if you expect to cook for more than a couple of people. The real question is whether you'd start up and preheat the grill just for 5-6 pieces of regular cut -- not thick -- bacon. It's only worth it if you're cooking something else next to it.\\n\\nClean up is remarkably easy, perhaps because I preheated the rack. I let it cool, dumped the grease, and hand washed in warm, soaoy water. I didn't even have to scrub. The workmanship isn't great -- mine has extra thick paint dripped in the middle of one side and a dent, but hey, it's going on the grill. It doesn't have to be perfect.\\n\\nI also hate to admit that I'm craving more grilled bacon as I write this review, and I only eat bacon a few times a year. It's going to be hard to go back to microwaved bacon for convenience since it sure doesn't have the same taste and texture.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Advanced Nutrition: Wild Harvest Advanced Nutrition Diet for Parakeets provides the ultimate nutrition your bird requires for developing, maintaining and enjoying good health. Parakeets need a well rounded diet containing seeds, fruits and vegetables to help support a longer, healthier life. This specially formulated, enriched food contains important protein, fat, vitamins and minerals that support a strong and healthy body for your Parakeet. Color Amp Formula: Wild Harvest Advanced Nutrition Diet for Parakeets offers health and nutrition for your pet with the addition of our Color Amp Formula. With added antioxidant nutrients, carotene and other natural sources of beta carotene; our Advanced Nutrition Diet helps support and maintain overall good health. Great Taste Parakeets Love: The uniquely formulated Wild Harvest Advanced Nutrition Diet for Parakeets contains a tantalizing array of seeds and delicious fruits and vegetables for a delectable food mix your Parakeet will be sure to love! Directions: Keep feed cup filled with fresh food. Remove hulls of consumed seed. Always keep fresh water available.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Seed Mix with Vitamins, Fruits, and Vegetables\\n\\nReview: Budgies (parakeets) can be fussy creatures, so introducing a new seed can take time. I usually can tell whether mine will eventually eat a blend if he tries it right away from my hand and he did. I love that it contains bits of dried fruit and vegetables because I attribute another brand, also with fruits and vegetables, as helping him bridge to fresh veggies. This mix does contain vitamin additives, and its heavy on the white millet. Dyes are also used to color some seeds. Im not sold on the virtue of added vitamins because they must influence the taste of the seeds and because my budgie has a somewhat varied diet. For birds that eat nothing but seeds, the vitamins may be essential.\\n\\nIm mixing this Wild Harvest blend with my birds usual seed, and hes eating it. Of course, I cant tell whether he is eating the Wild Harvest, his usual seeds, or both. Eventually, if I decide to switch to this brand Im not sure yet that I will\",\n \"Product: Pest eliminator and night light. Eliminates insects and rodents.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: It Doesn't Work, Despite the Promise of a Triple Whammy\\n\\nReview: UPDATE, 12/14/14: Seven weeks after I first installed this \\\"pest eliminator,\\\" I heard night-time chewing in an interior wall of my bedroom directly under the attic. The only way mice could have gotten into that wall was through the attic, where the Hoont was plugged in, lights blinking and unimpeded. I went up into the attic and set mouse traps. On day two, I caught a mouse six feet from the Hoont. Because the pest elminator was plugged into a ceiling outlet, there's no way that its signals could have been blocked. I've left the original review intact below because it contains information about the unit.\\n\\nThis is the time of year when mice move into my attic, looking for shelter from the upcoming winter. I hate killing the mice, but the annual invasion has made me grit my teeth and use traps. When this Hoont pest eliminator arrived, I had already caught three mice in the past week. I plugged it into my attic's electrical outlet and hoped for the best.\\n\\nI want to backtrack a bit first. I had tried ultrasonic devices before with no luck. In fact, one such device was already in place and running when I received the Hoont and had trapped the mice. I liked the idea that this uses three different ways to discourage pests: ultrasonic, electromagnetic, and negative ionization. The stated specification for the ultrasonic range of this device made it seem more powerful: up to 6500 square feet of unobstructed space (ultrasonic waves do not travel well, if at all, through walls), more than enough to cover my large attic. The one failing I expect is the electromagnetic shield in the walls. I've already encountered problems with powerline devices that use my house's wiring because there seem to be two separate wiring systems (yes, this is a new house) that don't allow crossover. For that reason, there's no way that this pest eliminator can work in all my walls. Since I don't have rodents anywhere but in my attic, I'm fine with that. The real question is whether the mice will find unprotected walls and nest there instead, something that would be worse than having them in my attic.\\n\\nThis device is fairly large, and it can cover both outlets, one partially. You can turn off any of the features -- ultrasonic, electromagnetic, ionization, night light -- and use the others. This is especially important if you find that any of them cause problems, either with you or your pets. Or if you don't like the idea of one of them. I know for a fact that it does something because I could feel it in my sinuses as soon as I plugged it in -- a slight pressure that feels similar to what I experience when I stand near an invisible fence.\\n\\nI set mouse traps in the attic and haven't caught any mice since installing this pest eliminator. Of course, that doesn't prove anything. I could have caught all the mice up there. Or they could have gotten wise to the traps, as they tend to do. Or they could be simply avoiding the immediate area. (I can trap only within a small area because my attic is not planked. There's flooring only near the attic access opening.) Or this device could already be working.\\n\\nThe instructions state specifically that rodents that are already nesting in the area will not leave their young. Insect pests may be seen moving about MORE than before because they are confused. According to the company, a true evaluation of this takes at least six weeks. It's almost impossible to prove that this works, only that it doesn't work -- that is, if after six weeks I still have mice in my attic (after currently nesting mice have had their young and should have been driven from the house.) I plan to reset traps in six weeks and will report back. If I have no mice and if I cannot hear them running in the attic (yes, they get that bad in the winter), then I will upgrade this to five stars. If it does nothing and I still have mice, then my rating will go down to one star. Right now, though, it seems to be working. It should be interesting to see if it also works to stem the annual invasion of Asian lady bugs and stink bugs, but I need a first frost and then the next warm day for that to happen.\\n\\nI have a pet bird, and he seems to not be bothered by this. Then again, the attic is a good two floors above him, and I haven't plugged this into an interior wall outlet. It's also possible that the wall where he's located is not connected to the same power lines as those in the attic. In any case, he is not affected in any noticeable way.\\n\\nIf this works not only for this winter but for years to come, I'd recommend this triple threat device to anyone who will listen. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Blue Sparkle Panorama Feeder features an eye catching blue sparkle finish with a convenient circular perch! This panorama bird feeder holds up to 2 lb of seed, has a feeding tray, and a sparkling blue powder coated finish. The Sure-Lock cap system helps keeps squirrels out, yet allows birds to feed. This feeder is easy to fill and clean and will make a stunning addition to any backyard, porch or bird feeding retreat. The transparent seed compartment makes it easy for you to monitor seed levels and keep your bird feeder clean! Remember to clean your bird feeder once every two weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Pretty Good Feeder, Especially For Songbirds That Prefer Hopper Feeders\\n\\nReview: I also have the copper version of this relatively small feeder, and while I prefer the copper over the red, this version is just as functional. Because it has perches a little distance from the seeds, it encourages small birds like cardinals that prefer platform feeders (as opposed to port ones.) Unfortunately, it also makes it easier for squirrels despite their larger size. I tend to put safflower seeds in this, seeds that squirrels do not like, to keep them at bay.\\n\\nThe feeder opens and closes at the top by pressing a button and either raising or lowering the lid. You have to make sure the lid is firmly seated before releasing the button. Neither squirrels nor raccoons seem to be able to get inside, although they do have their ways to get to the seeds that come out the bottom, hence my reliance on safflower seeds. The lids and perches are metal, but the clear body and part of the base are plastic.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The #1 Rated Bird Scare Tape on Amazon! If you are looking for the best all natural bird repellent, then look no further...you have found it! The Gardencense bird repellent tape is the best solution deterrent for multiple reasons: Protecting your garden, crops, and plants from bird damage. Longer use. Our tape is 290ft long, compared to others that are only 100ft long. All Natural. This tape is non-toxic and does not harm other animals. We are so confident that our tape will be put to great use and work as explained, that we back our listing up with an money back guarantee. If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you may return the product for a full refund. Purchase our bird scare tape and protect your garden today. Press the Add to Cart button now!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Safe for Birds -- and Inexpensive\\n\\nReview: I have four blueberry bushes that get stripped of their berries by birds just before the berries ripen. Ive even done out to pick them and found bites out of most of the ripe ones, rendering them inedible. Ive tried bird netting, but birds got caught in it and died, not something I was willing to live with. In the past two years, Id given up getting any harvest at all. Then I heard about Mylar ribbons that frighten birds away during the picking season, and I bought a spool of this. I put tall stakes around my bushes and tied lengths of ribbon to the tops just as the berries started to ripen. So far, so good!\\n\\nWhen I got the spool, it looked far too thin/small have enough ribbon, but thats because the material is so thin. I put out eight long strips and it doesnt look like I made a dent in the supply. It isn't the most beautiful solution to keeping birds away, but it works. The trick, though, is in the timing. Dont put it out too soon. You want it to remain a scary novelty to the birds when the berries are ripe.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Carousel Wild Bird Feeder is a gorgeous large capacity feeder with four independent seed compartments that can hold a whopping total of 5 lb of seed with multiple food choices for the visiting birds. Easily screw off the top to fill each compartment with your seed of choice. Hang or pole mount the feeder 10-12 ft away from your house or hang in any large trees and sit back and watch as a variety of colorful, hungry birds are sure to flock to your feeder.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Large Feeder For Using Multiple Kinds of Seeds\\n\\nReview: Although this is not the largest feeder I own, it certainly comes close, especially since the squirrel baffle projects well beyond the perch, acting as both squirrel deterrent and bird umbrella. It has four seed compartments that can be filled with different seed varieties -- it's a lot of fun to watch the birds land on a perch and decide that they'd rather eat something else than what's at that station. Although I don't expect this feeder to always keep squirrels away -- they are able to figure out how to get to food in almost any feeder --so far it is managing to, um, baffle them.\\n\\nTo fill or clean, you need to unscrew the top ring, lift off the clear acrylic baffle, and fill. All four compartments are exposed as soon as you lift the baffle, making the opening wide and easy to fill. The shape is short and squart compared to my other feeders, and the broad base allows enough room for two perches and openings per compartment, for a total of eight feeding stations. The perches aren't very long, so tray eaters such as cardinals and larger birds such as woodpeckers may decide to feed elsewhere. The cardinals in my yard are mostly choosing another feeder, even though this one contains one compartment of the seeds they are eating at the other.\\n\\nIt took most of my songbirds a few hours to dare to approach it, probably because it looks so different from the other nearby feeders. Why take a risk with something that looks like a flying saucer when you can get seeds out of a feeder that you already know is safe? But they did take to it. A few daring individuals even took to it within an hour. The feeder is especially popular with the house finches and the goldfinches. I've put sunflower hearts, saffower seeds, wild bird mix, and nut/fruit mix in mine to attract the widest variety of birds. I'm a little afraid that the plastic hood will act like a sail, especially since I live in a windy place; right now, it's bouncing around quite a bit, although my other feeders are doing the same.\\n\\nWhile this feeder may not be the most beautiful or most heavy-duty feeder, it does a great job at handling up to five pounds of seed and up to eight birds at a time. (The reality is fewer birds than that, except in the case of goldfinches, which seem comfortable crowding at a feeder.) I like how easy it is to fill and how it takes different kinds of seeds, all at the same time.\\n\\nUPDATE: When I used this on my second-story deck, the birds used it; however, out in the yard, at a much lower (about 5 ft.) height, only the goldfinches use it. I think it may be too difficult for the birds to get under the dome to reach the perches. I've deducted a star for that.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Bluetooth Thermoblue - Thermometer and Humidity Sensor for in- and outdoor use. Transmits data through Bluetooth 4.0 BLE. Can connect up to 4 sensors at the same time Distance can reach up to 100 feet/ 30m in open range 48 hours built in memory that will sync to the Thermoblue application Maximum temperature/humidity Minimum temperature/humidity Average temperature/humidity Calculates the current DEW point. Read the current temperature/humidity directly from the built in LCD iOS or Android app is available on APP store or Google Play Store. Make sure your smart device is Bluetooth 4.0 BLE compatible. Requires iOS 6+ or Android 4.3+.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Accurate Temperature But Inaccurate Humidity\\n\\nReview: I would have really liked this had its humidity monitor been accurate. It's made of a cheap white plastic that doesn't look great, but I could have placed it outside or out of the way inside. But because the humidity meter is so far off, I can't bring myself to install it anywhere permanently.\\n\\nThe Thermoblue comes with three AAA batteries, and while the battery door is a bit difficult to slide open, I've encountered worse. As soon as the batteries are installed, the Thermoblue immediately displays the temperature (in C) and humidity. I downloaded the free Thermoblue app, changed the temperature units to F, and started exploring via the app. From the iPhone app, you can see the battery charge, set an alarm, rename the sensor, and share the info via social media. You can do this for up to four sensors. The biggest drawback of the app is that it's Bluetooth, so you have to be within range to read it on your phone. You will not be able to tell, say, the temperature of your home while you are away. For me, it's just as easy to walk up to a sensor and read it than pull out my iPhone, locate the app, and read it from there.\\n\\nI have several different temperature sensors and brands throughout my house. I placed the Thermoblue next to each to gauge the accuracy. The temperature gauge always matched the other brands of sensors, but the humidity reading became instantly laughable: it read 58% in a heated, winter house. While other sensors read 23-33% humidity depending on the day and location, the Thermoblue consistently measured 57-59%. At first, I thought it might be an issue with humidity from manufacturing or shipping; however, I left it next to another sensor in a closed room for several days. It recorded a 58% humidity to the 23% of the sensor next to it.\\n\\nAt the current retail price ($39), this Bluetooth temperature/humidity gauge is pricey for what you get, especially since it won't accurately measure humidity levels. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: X-Sense Color Weather Station with Wireless Forecaster, Temperature, Humidity and Outdoor Sensor\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Love This Little Weather Station!\\n\\nReview: This weather station is much better than I expected with its colorful, easy-to-read display and good range from transmitter to receiver. I have mine plugged in (more on that later) and I can easily see the time, date, indoor and outdoor temperatures and humidity levels from across the room.\\n\\nThe weather station runs on either three AAA batteries or house current, and the sensor takes two AAA batteries. If you have the weather station plugged in, the display is illuminated at all times, but when run from battery power, the display illuminates only when you press the light/snooze button on top. I am using both battery and AC current with my unit since unplugging it causes the display to reset; with batteries inside, the power can go out without my having to reenter everything. I prefer to have the display illuminated, although if I had this in my bedroom, I'd probably choose batteries only.\\n\\nWhen the sensor and the station are placed side by side, the temperature on mine varies by a degree -- not a lot, of course, but irksome to someone who likes precision. If I place the sensor next to a La Crosse weather station sensor, the readings vary by .7 degrees F, with the Avantek always reading higher. Of course, I can't say which sensor is correct or even that one of them is. I have the sensor at the back of my house and the station in the front, and the signal reception is great.\\n\\nThe display includes month, date, year (European order) and day of the week; time; sun/cloud/rain illustration; indoor temperature; indoor humidity; outdoor temperature; and outdoor humidity. You can also use it as an alarm clock with snooze button, making it great for a bedside clock and weather station. All the functions are easy to read and fairly straightforward to set.\\n\\nThis would make a great gift for a weather junkie or anyone who likes to know the outside conditions. The only thing you need other than shelf space and batteries is a place to put the sensor. I keep mine between a window and the outer screen in a spot that doesn't get direct sunlight. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Terrariums are a great way to brighten up a room. This comes in a kraft gift box to give to that special someone. The air plant needs water once a week and bright indirect light. Complete kit includes the following: 1- 4\\\" Round Glass 1- Air Plant Ionantha 1- Purple Amethyst Crystal 1- Dried Thistle Flower - Mini White Rocks - Juniper (preserved) - Natural Reindeer Moss (preserved) - Twine - Assembly Instructions/Plant Care Sheet ☯ Amethyst is a meditative and calming stone which works in the emotional, spiritual, and physical planes to promote calm, balance, and peace. Amethyst is used in crystal healing to help heal personal losses and grief, with physical ailments of the nervous system, the curing of nightmares and insomnia. Amethyst is the premier spiritual stone, providing purifying, healing and protective energies to help balance the Crown Chakra. Amethyst is the birthstone for Pisces and the month of February ☯\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Favorite Shape Among Bliss Gardens Terrariums\\n\\nReview: Although this isn't my favorite Bliss Gardens scene, the teardrop shape is my favorite shape out of the three I bought. It comes with a small air plant, the scene fixings (juniper sprig, dried thistle, amesthyst rock, and yellow moss), a piece of twine for optional hanging, and instructions. Both the air plant and the scene items are wrapped separately in tissue paper. It does not come with a stand and doesn't need one since the bottom is flat. The glass teardrop is extremely thin and therefore breakable, so you need to take care when handing it. It's about 7.5\\\" high, including the glass hole for hanging, and about 3.5\\\" wide at the maximum bulge.\\n\\nAssembly took about ten minutes -- it's easier if you use tweezers to place the moss -- and requires you to submerge the air plant in water before adding it. Because you need to remove the plant once a week it water it, make sure you locate it where you can easily pull it out without disturbing the rest. The plant requires bright light and weekly watering to survive.\\n\\nI bought three Bliss Gardens terrariums, and I love the little arrangement I've made on a glass end table located next to a window. Because the terrarium is small and requires minimal upkeep, it would be perfect for an apartment, provided it gets enough light. I plan to buy more of these as gifts since they are both unusual and pretty; however, I will have to arrange them in my own box since they arrive loose among the shipping peanuts.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Whether cut or potted, herbs need water and don't like to be overcrowded. Cole & Mason's self-watering potted herb keeper has the solution. The hydro-felt pad allows herbs to draw water as desired, requiring 40% less watering and can be rinsed with clean water (4 pads included). The carbon steel container is covered for less evaporation and can hold approximately 10-ounces of water. Suitable for 1 pot, round or square. Fits up to 3.35-inch diameter pot. Cole & Mason, has been designing and developing kitchenware from its head office in England for almost a century. It has a well-established salt and pepper range, with a product for every job, from cooking to serving and eating, including manual and electronic mills, simple shakers and salt pigs (salt keepers), all manufactured with the highest quality materials and available in a wide choice of finishes.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Only as Good as Your Pot Type\\n\\nReview: This self-watering container is made for already-potted herbs. You insert a felt pads that droops into the lower reservoir and which then sucks up the water to place under the pot. Instead of watering from the top of the plant, you instead pour water through the opening in the bottom. While the theory seems solid, it's only so-so in practice since success depends highly on the type of pot used. A peat pot is the messiest and most successful, while other kinds with holes in the bottom don't work well since the pad must come into contact with soil to be absorbed. I have basil in a clay pot, which takes up the moisture in the terra cotta container but not enough to actually water the plant; my pot dried out in two days. The soil is 1/8\\\" above the felt pad and never comes in contact with the watering pad. The directions do not say to plant the herbs directly in the pot -- they tell you to place a round or square pot inside -- but that's the only way I can imagine this working well, other than using a peat pot, which, of course, disintegrates over time.\\n\\nThis is one of those inventions that sounds good but doesn't work as well as you had imagined. It's made of metal (although I thought it was plastic at first) and should be able to survive direct planting despite the directions. Because this is a five-star product for peat pots but a one-star product for most pots, I averaged it out to three stars.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Amethyst Starburst Vintage Wild Bird Feeder will add elegance to your yard while attracting and feeding wild birds. The deep amethyst colored glass bottle is embellished with starburst accents and complemented with a brushed nickel metal base. A circular perch wraps around the base giving birds access to the seed from anywhere they choose. The wide mouth opening makes filling and cleaning easier than ever. To fill, simply unscrew the bottle from the base, fill with desired seed, and youre ready to go! We recommend cleaning your wild bird feeder every few weeks with a mild soap and water solution.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Small, Attractive Feeder With a Difficult to Fill Opening.\\n\\nReview: This bird feeder makes a pretty counterpoint to the Starburst Vintage Glass hummingbird feeder -- I have the two side-by-side on the double shepherd's hook. They make beautiful companions, although this feeder has a few more drawbacks than the hummingbird version. For one, although it unscrews easily from the base, the jar opening is relatively narrow and requires a funnel or something similar to get the seeds inside. Second, 1.5 pounds of bird seed disappears pretty quickly in my yard, even with several other feeders nearby.\\n\\nI like that it is a tray feeder, because cardinals and other songbirds can eat from it, although larger birds such as mourning doves cannot. Tiny birds can perch on the edge of the tray while slightly large ones can use the perching ring around the tray. It is not squirrel-proof, another reason that the seeds disappear quickly. I've filled mine with safflower seeds, a kind of seed that squirrels don't like, and that has controlled things a little more.\\n\\nThis smaller feeder would be especially nice for an apartment dweller, as long as there's a place to hang it. It's pretty, sturdy, and the bird love it.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Sapphire Starburst Vintage Hummingbird Feeder features a unique blue glass bottle decorated with embossed starburst accents. The 4 flower feeding ports allow for multiple hummingbirds to dine together. With a wide mouth opening, this hummingbird feeder is so easy to fill and clean. Hang your hummingbird feeder with the attached metal hanging wire so the spectacular hummingbird action is always in full view!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Attractive, Seemingly Durable Feeder\\n\\nReview: I go through a lot of hummingbird feeders, mostly because the wear and tear of sunlight can destroy plastic ones in a single season, with leaking as the unpleasant result. I've learned to select glass and metal construction instead, particularly since glass seems to be less likely to grow mold between cleanings. This Perky-Pet feeder is made of a thick red glass (if it's like older Perky Pet models, the glass looks red but is really coated in red, although I can't tell) screwed into a metal and plastic bottom. Red metal flowers decorate the port so that hummingbirds can quickly find the nectar source. The feeder can be hung by the metal handle, either directly over a shepherd's hook or by using an S hook. You might want to purchase an ant moat at the same time to protect the nectar. Yellowjackets and the like will flock to it, however, because the ports don't lift away from the reservoir. Lapping hummingbirds and natural spillage when hanging will likely be seen as a treat for them.\\n\\nI've owned similar models, one with a red glass bottle and another with a metal base. This combines the best of both. It's both easy to clean and to fill. Just make sure that you firmly screw the base into the bottle or else you'll end up with a leaking mess.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Veranda Collection patio furniture covers by Classic Accessories offer maximum protection with style. The dark splashguard hides stains and water spots while high-flow air vents protect furniture from mold and mildew. Buckled straps attach to furniture legs and help covers hold on in the worst weather. Water-resistant undercoating keeps the rain from penetrating, ensuring that your furniture stays high and dry. A convenient draw string hem affords a tight, custom fit while large padded handles make removal and adjustment of your cover convenient and hassle-free. All Veranda Collection covers feature a 3-year warranty guaranteeing replacement if damaged by dry-rot, the sun, or mold and mildew. You'll be sure to find the right covers to fit your needs with over 140 shapes and styles in the Veranda Collection from Classic Accessories.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Heavy-Duty Cover in a Hard-to-Find Shape\\n\\nReview: We have a counter-height table with two chairs on our deck that we're resorted to covered with a tarp every winter because we haven't found anything to fit. Although this \\\"bar chair\\\" cover is longer than we need (because we have counter-height chairs), it's not too big. I can actually stack the two chairs and cover them both with this one cover.\\n\\nThe material is a heavy-duty canvas that's coated inside with vinyl to make it weatherproof. It has fasteners at the bottom to attach to the chair legs to keep it from blowing off. (In my windy area, it's more likely to act as a sail and topple everything together, but I deal with worse.). I love that there's no flocking underneath, just vinyl coating, since mice love to shred the inside of our patio covers over the winter to help pad their nests.\\n\\nThe construction and fabric seem durable enough to make it through the winter as an excellent protector of the chairs against the elements.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Wild Bird Seed Cake With Seeds and Mealworms\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Many Species Love These\\n\\nReview: When I couldn't find the usual suet-and-mealworm cakes I had been buying at a home improvement store, I turned to these Kaytee Seed and Mealworm cakes. I bought the large size to fit in the large suet cage I have. The woodpeckers and nuthatches were so excited to see these cakes after a few weeks of an empty cage that they were pecking at it before I got back inside the house. Although I had originally hoped to feed the bluebirds that turn up daily to the heated birdbath, they have shown no interest; instead, I've been surprised by how many species will eat them. Of course, these cakes are not just mealworms but also sunflower and safflower seeds, which enhances their attractiveness to more than insect eaters.\\n\\nYes, these are a bit disgusting to hold and insert into the suet cage; however, the happiness of the wild birds is worth it.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Upside-down Tomato Garden - This ingenious planter elevates the planting bed so tomato vines grow downward, ripen in the air and need almost no attention. The compact planter holds up to 80 lbs. of topsoil (not included) and needs only water and ample sunlight. Hollow base uses sand (not included) for stability. The plastic bed, supported by PVC pipes, has four openings underneath, with pop-out perforations for four additional top openings for herbs or peppers. 25\\\"W x 25\\\"D x 48\\\"H. Assembly is requi (91001PR )\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Sounds like a great idea, but has major design flaws\\n\\nReview: Because the tomatoes grow downward under a square soil reservoir with this planter, they never get full sun and therefore don't grow nearly as well as they would in traditional pots. Even if they were grown in the middle of a deck/patio (who would want that?) with all sides unobstructed from the sun, they only get early morning and late afternoon sun. Add a soil \\\"pot\\\" that barely hold enough dirt to sustain one plant, let alone several tomatoes with other plants growing on top, and you have a piece of worthless junk. Even daily watering and frequent fertilization couldn't get my plants to thrive as well as they should have. Yes, I got a few tomatoes from each plant and some basil and beans from the top, but the yield and plant size was disappointing. The tomatoes I grew next to this had easily four times the production, with much healthier plants.\\n\\nUnlike others who had trouble keeping the planter upright, I had no trouble with that, even though I live in a windy area. I filled the base all the way to the top with water. The rigid PVC pipes never cracked or broke, even under the weight of wet soil and plants.\\n\\nYou would do much better to use traditional pots than to try this. Don't be tempted.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Ferry morse/jiffy 5719 10 cell windowsill greenhouse\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: No-Mess Window Sill Starter\\n\\nReview: This seed starting kit is perfect for placing on a average-width windowsill. The included pellets are small -- not the smallest that Jiffy makes but not their largest, either. Faster growing seedlings may have to be transplanted to larger indoor peat pots or something similar before they are ready for outside planting.\\n\\nComparing to filling peat pots with starter soil, the mess with this Jiffy greenhouse is minimal. All you need to do is add warm water, wait for the pellets to expand, and plant your seeds according to the directions on the packet. You use the clear plastic housing as a greenhouse until the seedling sprout. Because you pour water into the tray and not on top of the seedlings, they get watered from below to draw their root systems downward.\\n\\nI use this system every year to start flowers and vegetables indoors. You can keep the trays and tops to refill with separately sold pellets the next year.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: eCOTRITION food blends for birds and small animals offer a nutritious mix of fresh ingredients scientifically formulated to help small pets flourish. Our blends combine premium seeds, nuts, vegetables and grains with added vitamins and minerals for a healthy diet. eCOTRITION Essential Blend Food for Parakeets offers a nutritionally complete, fortified mix of healthy ingredients scientifically formulated to help birds flourish. This naturally delicious mix contains a parakeets favorite fruits, seeds, vegetables and nuts! Each ingredient is carefully selected and blended with a variety of bright, colorful pellets to meet your birds nutritional needs while providing the daily stimulation they require. eCOTRITION Essential Blend Food for Parakeets combines premium ingredients such as soybeans, oat groats, wheat, red millet, cracked corn, raisins, dried carrot, red pepper flakes and more, with vitamins for growth and maintenance, plus minerals for overall health. With fresh ingredients hand-selected based on field research and fortified nutrition, this blend provides everything your bird needs to thrive during its long and healthy life. At eCOTRITION brand, we know that pets are more than companions theyre part of the family. Treat your bird to Ecotrition Essential Blend Food for Parakeets. Balanced by Nature.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: My Budgie's Staple Brand From the Beginning\\n\\nReview: I basically had no choice but to buy Ecotrition when I got my budgie over four years ago: he had been weaned to it (the Color Boost blend, though, which seems to be discontinued), and he wouldn't eat any other brand. He was one of those birds that would rather starve than eat a different tasting seed mix. As he has gotten older and more mature, he will eat other things such as Harrison's Super Fine pellets, Dr. Harvey's Best Parakeet, and fresh vegetables; however, this has remained his daily staple. He has his breakfast routine by eating pellets first, then eating this blend. Later in the day, he'll eat the other things. (I mix this blend with the Ecotrition Canary/Finch blend because my budgie is unusually small and likes some smaller seeds.)\\n\\nThis blend has a few colored seeds, which isn't ideal, but they are few and far between. Although white millet is the first ingredient, it includes other ingredients such as dried red pepper flakes, soybean, corn meal, and dried cabbage flakes as well as a variety of seeds. I'm not thrilled with all the preservatives, but at least they keep the seed from going rancid. Even though it's not an ideal blend, it's much better than many of the heavily dyed kinds on the market.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: This shiny eye catching toy will delight the most well mannered bird. The reflective fork, spoon and knife activitoy by JW pet company has a dangling fork, spoon and knife for birds to manipulate and play with; it is sure to keep your bird entertained. Great for parakeets, cockatiels and similar sized birds.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Budgie's All-Time Favorite Toy\\n\\nReview: I've had budgies (parakeets) for years, one at a time, and each has always had a favorite toy that I cannot remove. When I rotate toys to keep my bird stimulated, that one comfort toy stays. My current budgie can't live without this one, so I bought another to have on hand in case the current one ever needs to be replaced. He loves the combination of bell, chains, and the noises from the bell and the utensils when he grabs the chain with his foot. Considering that the one he has in his cage now has lasted for six years of daily use, the toy can definitely be called durable. The size is perfect for a small bird, and not overwhelming in the least.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: For over 75 years InSinkErator has been known for building the world's best garbage disposals. Badger, our standard food disposal line, is basic, reliable, and functional. Available in various models and sizes for a range of applications, InSinkErator also manufactures a premier line of garbage disposals, the Evolution Series. InSinkErator garbage disposals are the only food waste disposers that are proudly made in the U.S.A. InSinkErator has grown into the largest food waste disposer manufacturer and best-selling garbage disposer brand in the world.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good value, but not as quiet, long-lived as others\\n\\nReview: Our builder-installed InSinkErator died after four years of use, and we replaced it with this model, a slightly newer but similar model of the same brand. We chose this one because of the price and because we knew we could install it using the same fitting/space as the old one.\\n\\nThis Badger is not as noisy as some, but it's not nearly as quiet as some of the upper end models. (We installed an upper end model in my parents' home a couple of months after we bought this one, and my parents' is *much* quieter.) Still, it is quieter than the original. I would rate it a \\\"moderate\\\" for noise.\\n\\nThe disposer grinds food without problem, just as it should. If you have a large family and use a disposer heavily, I highly recommend going up to a 1/2 HP model. For moderate to light use, this model should be fine, although don't expect it to last more than five years or so.\",\n \"Product: 3 in 1 - LED Night Light, LED Emergency Light and LED Flashlight; Length: 4.0". The Night Light has an Automatic Sensor which allows On at Dusk and Off at Dawn. The Emergency Light features an 8 Hour Battery Back Up. Convenient White Light Flashlight. These lights are fantastic. Keep one in the bathroom and hallway for nighttime safety! They also aid with sleep patterns by helping to keep the lights dim or off in the bathroom during late night visits.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good night light and emergency power light -- but not so great flashlight\\n\\nReview: I had been looking for a while for an emergency power light; the last two brands I bought failed at the first power surge. Finally, I found my light. This 3-in-1 emergency light has two bright LED lightbulbs that illuminate in case of power failure. When plugged in under regular power conditions, the light becomes an automatic nightlight when the room becomes dark. You can also pull it out of the outlet to use as a small flashlight.\\n\\nPros: the emergency light is bright enough to navigate through a room or hallway in otherwise darkness; three settings for emergency/night light, for the flashlight, and off; a red light is always on to show that the unit is working; the light does not cover two outlets as some emergency lights do, although the lower outlet is still tight, especially for larger plugs; the nightlight goes on automatically when the room becomes dark; at approximately 4 inches tall and 2.5 inches at its widest, it doesn't draw attention to itself; LED emergency lights are bright.\\n\\nCons: if you don't like nightlights, then you'll dislike that you have to use that feature to have the emergency light ready; the flashlight doesn't give enough useful directed light -- you'll be better off activating the emergency light by unplugged the unit even though it won't concentrate the light into a beam; the red \\\"on\\\" light may be distracting.\\n\\nFor me, this has been the best replacement for my old extremely reliable emergency lights that died about five years ago after ten years of service. I've tried others, and hated them. This is the first since those old ones that I think works well. I suggest that you buy one or two to try out yourself before buying enough to outfit a whole house.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The new Four-piece Camo Pliers and Wrench Set features a camo design and non slip cushion grip handles.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Generally solid construction (4- stars)\\n\\nReview: This KR Tools pliers and adjustable wrench set offers good value with solid construction and non-slip grips, perfect for a secondary set or for someone who wants sturdy tools for occasional use. They don't open and close as effortlessly as, say, Craftsman tools, and they don't feel as balanced in my hand since most of the weight is in the handle. The black nickel finish looks great and is difficult to scratch, although the tools bouncing around and knocking against each other in the tool box did pick up some marks on the metal.\\n\\nThree of the pieces -- the 6\\\" long-nose pliers, 6\\\" diagonal pliers/wire cutter, and the 7\\\" utility pliers -- work well. The adjustable wrench does not thread well, and it takes some effort to open and close it at certain points; I'm unlikely to use it again because of this. An application of WD40 helped, but not enough. While I don't understand the camouflage motif for the handles, the raised and lightly textured khaki spots provide a non-slip surface for gripping. The handles mar easily, and in fact came scratched up because the manufacturer packages them without any protective cover, a problem for those who like to keep their tools nice-looking. Those with small hands like me may find them difficult to hold onto because the grips make them wider than they would be otherwise.\\n\\nThe adjustable wrench gets two stars from me, but the other pieces get four stars, primarily for their value. While these won't go into my main toolbox, they will travel with me in my emergency tool box in the car. It makes a good starter set for those on a budget.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The new Four-piece Camo Pliers and Wrench Set features a camo design and non slip cushion grip handles.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Generally solid construction (4- stars)\\n\\nReview: This KR Tools pliers and adjustable wrench set offers good value with solid construction and non-slip grips, perfect for a secondary set or for someone who wants sturdy tools for occasional use. They don't open and close as effortlessly as, say, Craftsman tools, and they don't feel as balanced in my hand since most of the weight is in the handle. The black nickel finish looks great and is difficult to scratch, although the tools bouncing around and knocking against each other in the tool box did pick up some marks on the metal.\\n\\nThree of the pieces -- the 6\\\" long-nose pliers, 6\\\" diagonal pliers/wire cutter, and the 7\\\" utility pliers -- work well. The adjustable wrench does not thread well, and it takes some effort to open and close it at certain points; I'm unlikely to use it again because of this. An application of WD40 helped, but not enough. While I don't understand the camouflage motif for the handles, the raised and lightly textured khaki spots provide a non-slip surface for gripping. The handles mar easily, and in fact came scratched up because the manufacturer packages them without any protective cover, a problem for those who like to keep their tools nice-looking. Those with small hands like me may find them difficult to hold onto because the grips make them wider than they would be otherwise.\\n\\nThe adjustable wrench gets two stars from me, but the other pieces get four stars, primarily for their value. While these won't go into my main toolbox, they will travel with me in my emergency tool box in the car. It makes a good starter set for those on a budget.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Best Gift For Youself or Loved Ones. Benefits of full spectrum Lighting: 1) Increases contrast in Reading. 2) Increase release of seratonin a hormone linked to an improved feeling of well being. 3) Increases vitamin D production in skin, which helps the body efficiently use calcium. 4) Render color much more accurately. 5) Reduce levels of melatonin, a harmone that promotes fatigue. About the Bulb: 1) Color Temprature 6500Kelvin. 2) High lumen output of 1800. \\\"Your light is as good as number of Lumens it provides\\\". 3) Long lamp life of 10,000 hours. 4) Energy usage of 27 watts, light output of 150 watts. 5) 120 Volt AC 50/60Hz. Touch On/Off Switch. If you prefer Rocker On/Off Switch please search the following ASIN B004BABXYM. Certifications CSA, CCSA, FCC ROHS.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Lamp and Light, Although I Have Concerns\\n\\nReview: I've been using this lamp for several weeks as a replacement for a similar one that broke, and I'm really pleased with the easy assembly, good light, and the touch control. Still, I'm a little concerned about this lamp for the long term. The instructions say to tighten the head in place, yet the knob on the neck can be used for nothing more than lowering and raising the head. No way to tighten. So far, my lamp hasn't suffered from droop, although I foresee that possibly happening in a year or two. For now, though, I'm thrilled to have found a replacement for my old one at such a great retail price. It makes a nice desk lamp with clear, sunlight-like light.\\n\\nI had this lamp put together in minutes. The oval base supports the neck and head of the lamp nicely, keeping it in place. Note that this lamp takes a special bulb.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Features advanced edge-lock paint line protector for super sharp paint lines! ScotchBlue painter's tape multi-surface with advanced edge-lock paint line protector 2093El removes cleanly with no surface damage. This tape features the ScotchBlue painter's tape logo and the product number printed in Green, right on the tape, so you can find it easily in a drawer or tool box and know what you're choosing and using. Great for use on baseboards and trim, metal and glass.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good But Thin Painters Tape\\n\\nReview: This multi-surface painters tape does indeed work to keep paint where it belongs, and the tape is easy to remove a week after application, something really important if you're one of the few left (like me) who use slow-drying oil enamel. The lines are clean, and the tape doesn't leave any residue. The only thing I'm not wild about is how thin the material is. Sometimes it's difficult starting the roll, whether for the first time or when the leading edge has been pressed into place, and I end up with tiny shreds of blue tape under my fingernails.\\n\\nThis wide width is best for wall designs such as stripes, along the tops of baseboards with one edge free, or to protect hardwood floors along the shoe molding. If you are painting in tight spaces such as individual window panes, go for a more narrow, traditional-width tape.\",\n \"Product: This item is LED headlamp with Adjustable Beam Focus feature. Focus is controlled by pulling the head. Area, spot, and flood lighting is all available. Equiped by CREE LED, the beam distance of flashlight is up to 500ft. Luminous flux is about 140lm in full brightness, which is about 400% higher than small 9 LED flashlight. High, low and flash brightness choices are available. 3 AAA batteries are required and included. It is ideal for industrial professionals, outdoorsmen, and outdoor sports enthusiasts. It is multifunctional so you don't have to hold a flashlight. It is also the perfect lighting at night time when working in a dark or dimly lit area or biking. Lighting EVER high quality standard. 30 days money back guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy-to-Use Lamp When You Need Both Hands Free\\n\\nReview: The Lighting EVER LED headlamp is a convenient, low-cost method of directing light into tight places when you need to use both hands. Whenever I get a new computer or office accessory, I'm always juggling a flashlight and cables as I crawl under my desk. And my husband is always yelling at me to hold a flashlight for him as he installs, say, a new light switch. This headlamp allows you to do-it-yourself instead of do-it-with-another.\\n\\nThe lamp is much smaller than I anticipated, and that's a good thing since it doesn't weigh much or get in the way when I'm using it. In fact, the flashlight portion is smaller than the battery pack at the rear of the headgear. The soft, elastic straps are adjustable, and the power wire leading from the back/battery pack to the front is coiled to expand and contract according to the size of the head. The LED light is powered by three AAA batteries (included.) The on/off/brightness button, located on top of the light, is positioned so it's easy to reach while you're wearing it. The light itself is a bright center square of light with much weaker light spilling out in concentric circles. To make it brighter or to put it in flashing mode, you click through each until you reach the one you want. The lamp has four positions from flush against your forehead to about a 45 degree angle downward. This allows you to illuminate an area straight ahead or something in your hands held out from your body. The loud clicks and the feel of the movement make me afraid that I'm about to break it; however, when I look at the construction of it, that seems unlikely.\\n\\nI like that the whole thing can fit in a sandwich bag when I'm not using it. It doesn't take up much storage space, and it's always ready when I want to use it. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: G7 Power introduces the LED answer to the standard 60W incandescent A19, and it comes without a bright yellow top. G7's new revision produces more light with less power (80 lumens per Watt) which reduces the bulb's overall heat output. At 800 lumens, it will replace a standard 60-watt incandescent bulb in nearly all fixtures. (A 60-watt incandescent puts out approximately 840 lumens.) This bulb uses 1/6th of the power of a standard 60 watt incandescent bulb, and like an incandescent, it distributes light in all directions. Unlike a CFL, this bulb turns on at full brightness and does not contain mercury. The bulb's warm white color temperature (3,000 Kelvin) falls between an incandescent' s light and pure white light. This bulb will pay for itself in energy savings after approximately one year when compared to a 60 watt incandescent used eight hours a day at the rate of 0.12 Dollars per kilowatt hour. This bulb is Energy Star and UL certified, does not emit UV light, and is RoHS compliant. Manufacturing quality control standards meet or exceed ISO9001. Notes: LED bulbs should be used in open luminaries to prevent overheating. They should not be used where they may be exposed to water. G7 is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions are welcomed at support@G7Power.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wow -- This Bulb Sold Me on LED Technology\\n\\nReview: I was reluctant at first to try LED lighting technology, much the way I was at first to try compact fluorescent bulbs. The LED lights I had seen in years past were too blue, too harsh, and simply not home friendly. I took one look at this bulb, and all that black dredge up more fears; however, as soon as I screwed in this bulb, I was sold. The bulb went on instantly, and the compact fluorescent it replaced was history. The soft white look felt natural, and the light itself seemed bright despite the mere 10-watt spec. Yes, this fully replaced 60-watt and equivalent bulbs.\\n\\nBecause this was the first LED bulb I tried (I have others, but this was the first), I had to get over some aspects of the design. First, unlike CF bulbs, LED bulbs get hot, and each bulb needs a heat sink or vented area to keep the interior electronics from overheating. In the case of this bulb, the black plastic is ugly, making it a good thing that my lamp shade hides it. Next, this bulb is divided into quadrants, also with black plastic vents. It is unlike any bulb I've ever seen. (I have no idea why G7 Power didn't make this with white plastic vents and heat sink to make it more aesthetically pleased and, from a distance, more conventional in appearance.) Once I got over the way this bulb looks, I was ready to accept that LED lighting technology is the way to go for a more energy efficient household.\\n\\nAlthough this bulb doesn't dim as fully as an incandescent, it is close enough. LED bulbs are supposed to last for decades with normal usage, and the manufacturer's warranty reflects its confidence in that theory. That said, the technology is too young to know whether the theory will hold up in practice. If you can afford to replace your CF or incandescent bulbs with these, even if it's only a gradual transformation, this brand is a solid option. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Key features:- Even light distribution fills lamp shades and fixtures; Pleasing incandescent-like light output and bulb appearance; Shatter resistant plastic lens will not break like glass; Recommended use; This high quality 4-pack of LED bulbs are the ideal replacement for a standard 60-Watt incandescent in places where dimming is not required. We recommend it for lamps, bathroom fixtures, desk lights and any other area you would normally use a standard incandescent bulb. Bulb properties: Unlike first and second generation LED bulbs that emit more light downward or to the sides, this bulb emits color-accurate light evenly over 240 degrees. Objects and colors will 'pop' with greater detail at 80+ CRI. No longer do we need to settle for less efficient, yellow top, breakable glass, or oddly shaped bulbs. In most fixtures, this bulb looks just like an incandescent while consuming only 9.5 Watts. This bulb does not contain mercury or emit UV light. Its high end driver contains over-voltage, over-current and over-heat protection in order to make sure it's highly efficient Samsung LEDs last a very long time. For the tech types, its power factor is guaranteed to be greater than 0.95. This bulb is ETL certified for safety as well as CE, RoHS and FCC certified. Energy savings: Estimated energy cost of this bulb per year: 1.14; Annual savings over a 65-Watt incandescent: 6.69. Notes:- Instant on at full brightness, even in cold temperatures For use in dry locations; For use in open luminaries; For use with standard, non-dimmable switches Questions and comments welcome at supportatg7power.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: G7 Power's LED Bulbs Are Now More Attractive!\\n\\nReview: I've become a fan of LED light bulbs as the technology has improved to pair environmentally-friendly, low energy-usage bulbs with a more natural looking light. Gone are the days of harsh blue light, just as compact fluorescents left behind the days of cold, flickering light. This G7 Power bulb substitutes for 60-watt incandescents in lumens, although it uses a fraction of the wattage. Even better, LED bulbs are built to last for years, even up to a decade. (Obviously, the technology is too young to gauge the true longevity; the electronics, not the bulb, are usually the parts that fail. Fortunately, G7 Power offers an excellent warranty.)\\n\\nI have older G7 Power LED bulbs, and the only thing I don't like about them is the aesthetics of the heat sink, or open portion to cool the bulb, in the base. Older versions of the heat sink were often black or gray. This off-white heat sink blends in better with the bulb itself, making it seem like a more conventional bulb overall. This is really important in cases where the light fixture exposes part of the bulb itself. This is the first LED bulb I've tried that can be mistaken at first glance for an ordinary incandescent one.\\n\\nI can't tell much difference between this soft-white LED lighting and the CFL bulb it replaces. The light seems to be roughly the same quality and quantity. The main difference between the two technologies, at least in the beginning, is the cost. LED bulbs cost a lot more than their CFL cousins. Of course, the lesser energy usage of LED bulbs combined with their supposed longevity ends up being more \\\"green\\\" than even CFL. In theory, this means fewer bulbs in the landfill as well. Incandescent bulbs remain warmer in their light; however, once I get used to the slightly colder light, I stop noticing. The next step for me is more powerful LED bulbs -- ones that can replace 100-watt incandescents -- and floodlights for recessed lighting. In the meantime, I'm content to swap out a light here and there with one of these. It would cost a fortune to convert my entire house to LED all at once, and so I plan to do it step-by-step. (Note: the manufacturer supplied a sample for review.)\",\n \"Product: The G16 series is the perfect bulb for accenting your home. While not dimmable, this light bulb creates a warm atmosphere, while providing your family cost savings and efficiency. We recommend it for accent lighting, chandeliers, string lighting, specialty fixtures, signs, and as a low wattage night light. G7 Power believes in energy solutions that make sense, both economically and aesthetically. We're a small town business with big time products, started by local Veterans with the goal of bringing sensible energy solutions to your home and office.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Specialty Bulb with LED Technology\\n\\nReview: This small, LED globe light emits 250 lumens or the equivalent of a 15 watts incandescent bulb and is therefore only appropriate where a low-light bulb is needed. The base fits into a standard fixture, and the diameter of the globe is roughly 2\\\". The light is almost indistinguishable (to me) from compact fluorescent light, although not as warm as traditional incandescent.\\n\\nI'm a huge fan of G7 Power bulbs, especially now that they have improved the look of their LED heat sinks to blend them in better with the white glass. Yes, LED bulbs seem ridiculously expensive when compared to incandescent and even compact fluorescent equivalents, but their energy usage is much lower. LED lights will supposedly last for up to 15 years or 50,000 hours; if they do, the savings long-term will be significant. Because the technology is so new, however, no one seems to know for sure whether the predictions will hold true. I figure that it's worth the chance, especially for lights that are used frequently or are located in difficult-to-replace locations. Because I've gotten to used to CFL bulbs, I tend to forget that I'm using an LED bulb.\\n\\nThis specialty bulb would be an excellent choice for a decorative fixture that uses low-watt globe bulbs. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: white colors\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Love, love, love this bulb!\\n\\nReview: With LED technology getting better all the time, I'm in the process of converting my home to LED lighting for many situations. This BR30 bulb, with its standard base and 85-watt equivalence, is great in a variety of fixtures where I want bright, clean light. Even better, it's dimmable, so I can use it with a dimmer for more low-light ambience.\\n\\nThe dimmed bulb does not hum, buzz, or flicker -- that alone is an excellent advancement of LED technology. The plastic lens makes breakage much less likely than with CFLs and incandescents. And because the bulb uses little wattage (only 15 watts) to achieve brightness, contains no mercury, and is likely to last for years beyond the normal CFL, this is one of the most environmentally-friendly bulbs you can choose. I also like that the bulb turns on instantly, even faster than my \\\"instant on\\\" CFLs. The light is white but not hard on the eyes. Although the manufacturer claims that it gives off \\\"warm incandescent-like light,\\\" I'd categorize it as \\\"not harsh white.\\\" There is no yellowish tint that gives a warmer feeling.\\n\\nThe heat sink (vented area to dissipate heat) is a plastic grayish white, which doesn't call attention to itself. I love G7 Power bulbs, and this one is no exception. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Jackson Safety brand is the go-to for personal eyewear protection. The Jackson Safety Calico Safety Eyewear gives you and your workers a lightweight protective solution that offers excellent wrap around and anti-fog protection in a stylish and comfortable design. The eyewear comes with temples that can be interchanged with a head strap for a closer fit. The impact-resistant polycarbonate lens meets EN166 1FT, CSA and ANSI Z87.1+ standards. They are ideal for environments where there is a risk of impact or airborne debris. These Jackson Safety glasses have smart features like a cushioned brow bar for additional comfort and ventilation, lenses with 99.9% UV protection to reduce eye strain and prevent eye damage like cataracts, retinal damage, and other conditions that can cause temporary vision loss, and a fog shield and EN166 N anti fog coating for reducing lens fogging. They're so comfortable your employees won't be tempted to remove them when doing tasks that require eye protection. You can trust your team's eye safety to Jackson Safety Eyewear.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Comfortable, Both For Fit and for Blocking Sun Glare\\n\\nReview: These safety glasses with a smoke-colored lenses are idea for doing work outside, especially since glare and squinting can make jobs more difficult than they need to be. These are basically sunglasses with comfortable foam padding to protect your eyes from flying debris. I love that they are big enough to protect my eyes yet small enough to feel more like sunglasses. Instead of using an elastic strap the way many goggles do, they sit on your ears as though regular glasses. They are only adjustable as far as flexing a little for wider faces. They fit both my husband and me despite our different facial sizes.\\n\\nThe plastic lenses are impact-resistant (I didn't test this independently.) The anti-fog design has notched areas in the foam above the eyes to allow rising heat and moisture to escape instead of condensing on the plastic. They also don't adhere and mold to your face. This means, of course, that you don't get a complete seal; for jobs that require that, use safety goggles instead. These protect from larger flying particles. I find them useful for outside work such as hedge and tree trimming. The one danger is that you may let them slide down your nose to see over top of them and then forget to slip them back in place when you begin the work anew.\\n\\nI like that the smoke color isn't so dark that it impacts my vision. I can see clearly. The best part, however, is that they are comfortable enough to wear for prolonged periods of time.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The Rubbermaid RM-AUL3G 3-Step Ultra-Light Aluminum Stool is the perfect tool when you need a little extra height for items in the kitchen, bathroom, garage, or anywhere around the house. Designed with a solid aluminum frame, sturdy platform step, hand grip and a 225 lbs. capacity, you'll feel safe and comfortable getting to those hard to reach places. The step stool features non-marring feet, large standing platform that automatically locks in place and a convenient handgrip making the stool easy to climb and carry. The RM-AUL3G measures 54.75'' x 20'' x 4.25'' with a highest standing height of 33.625'' and weighs approximately 8.75 lbs. The durable 3-step stool has a silver finish, 9.3 Ft reach height, ANSI Type 2 Duty Rating and folds up for easy storage. Rubbermaid products aim to simplify everyday life with consumer and commercial products that touch millions of people every day where they work, live and play. The Rubbermaid RM-AUL3G 3-Step Ultra-Light Aluminum Stool comes with a 1-year limited warranty. As a licensed manufacturer of Rubbermaid Step Stools, Tricam is a leading consumer products company who continues to lead the industry with innovative, patented designs throughout their entire product line. Tricam's products include household step stools, lawn and garden carts, replacement tires and tire tubes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Taller Than I Expected But Great All the Same\\n\\nReview: Once I got over the surprise of just how tall this step ladder is, I started to love it. It's lightweight enough for me to carry around by one hand, and it's tall enough for me to change a recessed light bulb in my 9 ft. ceiling. You can stand on all three steps -- the two ladder steps and the broad plastic one at the top -- without a wobble. The top has a high handle that you can use to steady yourself while standing at the highest level. The safety catch locks in place when you lower the plastic step, and it's easier than the catches on most step stool/ladders to release.\\n\\nWhen collapsed, the ladder is about four feet long, so closet storage may be a problem if you have low shelves. The great part is that, when folded, the ladder is only a little over 4\\\" deep, giving it a shallow storage footprint.\\n\\nI expected a step stool but instead got a lightweight step ladder, and I'm not disappointed in the least. This lightweight yet sturdy ladder is handy for tons of household tasks.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: OxyLED T4 Daylight White LED Desk Lamp, Table Lamp Eye-caring LED Lamp (12W, Dimmable, Touch Control, Professional Architect Swing / Adjustable Arm)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: High-Tech Lamp with Great Features\\n\\nReview: Even though this desk lamp doesn't win any points for style, it is amazing -- in user interface, in brightness, in versatility, and in coolness factor. At maximum brightness, it is far brighter than the full spectrum desk lamp that I was using before. Even better, with the touch of a button, I can change the birghtness and the quality of the light, from cool (bluish) to warm (reddish).\\n\\nThe lamp is constructed of plastic -- a matte black for the arms and lens frame, a glossy black for the base, and a translucent pebbled one for the luminous panel. The lighted controls are either green (brightness and color), red (power button), or blue (in sleep mode.) The arm that holds the light panel has four joints -- forward/backward; up/down; side-to-side; and one for the panel itself to adjust viewing angle. Even though the panel at maximum brightness is indeed bright, it doesn't burn into the eyes the way looking at an incandescent bulb does.\\n\\nThe sleep button brings down the brightness and switches to a yellowish light to use as a sort of nightlight. The lamp vibrates and emits a soft buzz when you've reached minimum or maximum brightness or when the mode has been successfully activated.\\n\\nThis lamp is both cool and useful, with its \\\"infinite\\\" brightness controls and adjustable position. I love it. Note: I received a sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Pack of 5 Units DIMMABLE 7W PAR 20 LED BULB\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: LED Replacements For Halogen Bulbs\\n\\nReview: This set of five dimmable halogen replacement bulbs has a standard-bulb base (not pronged, not candelabra) and emits 500 lumens of light per bulb. While 500 lumens is not particularly bright -- about 50 watts of incandescence -- some fixtures and locations require this lesser amount. Because they are also dimmable, these bulbs are good for accents and mood lighting applications or for areas where they will be clustered to provide more light. The size, about 2 3/8\\\" in diameter, makes them especially appropriate for track lighting.\\n\\nLED bulbs are supposed to last for decades; however, I've had one bulb by this manufacturer burn out after less than a month. If this happens, I recommend getting in touch with the company because they will likely replace a faulty bulb like that. I removed one star because of the uncertain lifespan. I'm giving it a full four stars, however, because it may have been a fluke. Note: I received a free sample for review.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Control lighting and other appliances from anywhere with the Kasa Smart Wi-Fi Plug with Energy Monitoring. Schedule connected devices turn on when you get home, then power down when you go to sleep. Control each outlet individually or as one, set schedules or scenes, even use voice commands with Amazon Alexa, Google Assistant, or Microsoft Cortana.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Seamless Connectivity with Echo (5- Stars)\\n\\nReview: This is a review of a free product received by TP-LINK as part of the review program.\\n\\nWhen I first received this smart plug, it hadn't yet been fully integrated with Amazon Echo, and it was a bit clumsy to use with it because I had to call up the Kasa app first. Within days, however, Amazon announced TP-LINK's smart home connectivity, and a step has been taken out of the process, making everything run extremely smoothly. All I have to do is say, \\\"Alexa, turn on the bedside lamp\\\" within earshot, and it's done. Of course, I don't need an Echo or its companion the Echo Dot to work this plug. All I need is a smart phone with the TP-LINK Kasa app downloaded. Integration with Alexa, however, makes control voice-operated within the home.\\n\\nBefore you begin, you must download the TP-LINK Kasa app to your smart phone since there's no other way to configure it. As with most smart plugs, set-up requires you to leave your WiFi network to connect to the one broadcast from the plug in order to configure it and to get it on your home network. You can re-name your plug, assign it an icon, set a schedule, put it in away mode, and set a timer for it to go off/on after a programmable period of time -- all from your phone. If you want to use it with Echo, you also need to connect your Echo to Kasa via the Alexa app, again from your smart phone. You only need to do this once. From then on, any newly configured devices can be found by the Echo and added to your list. I have an Echo on one floor and an Echo Dot on another. It doesn't matter which of these I use to request control over the plugs -- both will do the correct action, no matter where the plugs are located in my house. Once you connect the plug to your home wireless network, you can configure additional aspects of the plug without having to go to the plug's WiFi signal -- unless, of coures, you switch routers.\\n\\nThe app makes programming easy. You do need to set your time zone properly for scheduling, so don't forget to do that. I'm a little surprised that the plug can't scrape the local time data from the internet, but then again, I haven't found a smart plug yet that could do that. (I had two plugs that reverted after two months to Greenwich Mean Time and couldn't be reset -- ugh.) Still, considering that other small devices like my FitBit can adapt to local time by using my cell phone, I expect that particular functionality to be present in future generations if not in future firmware updates. You can also monitor energy usage for each plug with the app. Although energy usage can be instructive, most people won't feel the need to check that information.\\n\\nThe plug isn't perfect, just a lot better than other brands that I've tried. One drawback is the large size of the plug. Right now, I have two HS110s, and both need to be plugged into three-prong power strips because they take up valuable outlet space otherwise. It would be fantastic if future versions would be smaller so as not to block outlets from other plugs. Note that it comes in three-prongs only for powering, although a two-prong can be plugged into its three-prong opening; this could cause a problem in older homes or with two-prong extension cords.\\n\\nBecause I am thrilled by how well the HS110 works with the Echo, I hope TP-LINK comes out with wall switches and other Internet of Things devices.\\n\\nUPDATE: I now have the light switch version of the plug, and it's wonderful to use as a timer or to activate via Alexa as long as it's on a single switch. You cannot use it on the three-way one.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: A thermostat that adapts to your life. You can control the Lyric Round Thermostat from anywhere, or let it manage your comfort and savings automatically, so there's no learning curve, no rigid scheduling - just comfort when you're home, and energy savings when you're away.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: High-Tech Thermostat With Room For Improvement\\n\\nReview: In a perfect world, with all the stars aligned, the Honeywell Lyric thermostat should take thirty minutes to install and set up; however, my world isn't perfect. It's not that the Lyric set-up is complicated. It's that a few things can go wrong, not the least of which is the compatibility of your wireless router. Once it's up and running, though, it works well and has some cool high-tech features. But even the Lyric's world is not perfect.\\n\\nFirst, the hardware: the Lyric is a glossy white circular thermostat about 3.75\\\" in diameter. It has an LED display with some touch controls as well as a well-integrated, essentially invisible frame that you spin to set the temperature. It has motion-activated illumination so that you can find the correct touch controls even in the dark, although the temperature is always visible. With a touch, you can turn your system on or off, set the thermostat to away mode, and even see the day's forecast. The unit contains an AA battery for short-term display back-up. The Lyric cannot be installed if your current thermostat uses 120-240V wires (thick black wires) that indicate a line voltage system. Most modern homes will have compatible wiring behind their existing thermostats, but check yours prior to purchasing this. The Lyric comes with two screws, two wall anchors, and an optional 5.5\\\" white plastic wall plate to cover existing holes and gaps. My husband and I took one look at the wall plate and said, \\\"No way.\\\" The Lyric is attractive. The wall plate is not. Because the Lyric mounts at the top and bottom and our old thermostat was mounted at the sides, we ran into our first delay. We had to spackle the holes and touch-up the paint since the Lyric is round and the original was rectangular. It wasn't a big deal -- it just meant that we couldn't install it as quickly as we had hoped. And while this was happening, our house was heating up without its air conditioning. Once the wall was properly prepared and the power turned off, it took probably ten minutes to install by following the quick start guide. (Make sure you take a photo with your phone prior to removing the original and/or write down the wiring order to ensure a smooth installation.)\\n\\nNext, the firmware: the Lyric connects via wireless-G or -N but not via wireless-AC. Normally, this shouldn't pose a problem; however, because my router is a tri-band AC router with MU-MIMO, the Lyric could not stay connected long enough to complete the set up. Since most of my wireless-N-only devices don't have this problem, I had to call Honeywell (the tech support phone number conveniently popped up on my smart phone when the connection failed) to find out about the need for a dedicated 2.4 GHz band. I connected the Lyric to an extender that splits the bands into different names and therefore keeps them separate. Although I have to do the same thing with an older internet radio I use, I didn't expect to have to do it with a brand new high-tech product. If you don't already use an extender, I recommend going into your router settings and making sure your 2.4 GHz band has a different name from your 5 Ghz. (The tech support rep also told me about some issues they were having with the latest iOS update and compatibility, but I hadn't updated yet.) The Lyric must be connected to both the internet and a smart phone for the initial set up and for remote access, although it can be controlled manually. The features are really cool: it uses \\\"geofencing\\\" (you set the range using a map) that will ensure that your thermostat adjusts your home temperature BEFORE you return home; the thermostat can be viewed and controlled remotely; it can send you alerts when the temperature rises or falls beyond a temperature range that you specify; it can be set for an \\\"away\\\" mode for a specific amount of time. The geofencing and away settings work well for energy savings during the day, but if you like to lower the temperature while you're sleeping, you're out of luck. UPDATE: When I originally wrote my review, the Lyric could not connect to the Echo as described; however, that has since changed. You enable the Lyric app under skills in Alexa.\\n\\nAnd the software: the Lyric app is generally good, although it took far too long for me to complete the Lyric's configuration through it. You have to set up a Honeywell account, get the activation email, activate, etc., before going through the settings one-by-one. The configuration portion is mostly good, although if there's a problem along the way, as I encountered, it doesn't help you out. It just freezes, and you have to start over. There also doesn't seem to be a way to edit the name I originally assigned to the thermostat or the more general settings. If you want to use geofencing, each person in the household who will be home alone must have the app on a smart phone and must have an account and the Lyric app. You then add users via the app so that they can control and activate the thermostat. (Manual operation is always a possibility, although I'm not sure it overrides the app settings for long.)\\n\\nSince this is a smart home device, Honeywell really needs to step up its instruction on how to connect to hubs such as the Echo. I understand that some of the burden rests with the hub system; however, most of us will want to know that information when we are configuring a device. For instance, there may be a way to broadcast the Lyric so that it's discoverable without changing the configuration on the device itself.\\n\\nI like the Lyric much more than I do the non-smart thermostats in the house, although I worry about what might happen if Honeywell stops supporting the Lyric when it moves on to other products. This happened to me with an expensive cloud-based security camera, and all the company did was offer its users discounts on the next line of products. For now, though, I really like the Lyric despite its flaws.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: At Casablanca we hold tight to the belief that you don't have to sacrifice efficiency for beauty. Each element is designed to be as efficient as possible - so you can feel good about your energy savings and your contribution to protecting the planet. Casablanca motors move more cubic feet of air per minute (6,639 CFM for the Ainsworth Gallery) while using significantly less energy. Ainsworth Gallery is Energy Star qualified which means it provides greater energy efficiency. Designed for large rooms, with a 54-inch blade span, Ainsworth Gallery in Basque Black is a truly distinguished look at just the right size. With captivating details and impeccable styling this fan is equally at home with antiques or flea market finds. Complete with an ornate three-light fixture in Champagne Scavo glass with decoratively ribbed edges, it's one of Casablanca's finest traditional fans. Match your fan to furniture, wall color or molding details with reversible Smoked Walnut/Espresso blades. Blades are set at the optimum pitch to deliver maximum airflow at any speed. Enjoy a DustArmor nanotechnology coating that repels dust buildup on the blades. Engineered to work for the life of the fan, the Direct Drive high-end motor controlled by a convenient pull chain gives you four fan speeds. A new easy-to-use hanging system with low-ceiling option lets you use it on ceilings 8 feet and under*. And, every Casablanca fan is backed by a 120-day in-home service guarantee, along with a limited lifetime warranty on the motor and a 1-year parts and electronics warranty (excluding glass and bulbs). Should your fan not meet your satisfaction, Casablanca will send a trained professional to service it. With this extensive coverage, you can enjoy the beauty, quality and performance of your Casablanca fan for decades to come. 3-inch down rod and three medium base 14 Watt CFL bulbs included. Not compatible with Hunter down rods or Hunter Original down rods. (*Requires optional low ceiling adaptor.).\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Casablanca Quality in a Style I'm Not Wild About (3+ stars)\\n\\nReview: When we bought our house over ten years ago, the builder had installed a Hunter fan in the bedroom, and it drove my husband crazy because we knew the quality of Casablanca fans from our last house. Hunter is acceptable -- it's just not as well-built and is not as silent. We finally got around to removing the old fan in favor of this one. My husband, who has traditional tastes, chose this one in Onyx Bengal. (We installed the much more expensive Alessandria model in our sunroom, and that's also more traditional, though not quite as much as this one. I prefer the Alessandria.) We needed one that came with a lighting package since the center of our bedroom had depended on the Hunter's four lights.\\n\\nMy husband thinks this is a five-star fan, but I'm much less enamored of it. While this fan has the Casablanca build-quality and silent motor, I'm not wild about the style. You have a choice of putting the distressed blades up, where they can't be seen, and downward facing, whether they can. The distressed sides look to me less distressed than abused, so I chose the regular blades, even though one blade has a distress mark on that side, too. I hate the toffee glass because now not only have I lost one light fixture going down from four to three, but also the brown color keeps the light from spreading out as well. The globes also look too small to me. Again, it's a matter of taste. My husband thinks it looks elegant, and I think it looks stuffy.\\n\\nIt took us about two hours to install it ourselves, with my husband doing most of the work since only one can get on the ladder at a time. Because it doesn't come with a remote like many of the upper-end Casablanca models, it didn't require more more work than installing any ceiling fixture. (Note: you have to have or install the included fan bracket in the ceiling. You can't just swap out an ordinary overhead lamp for a fan because the electrical box needs to be able to handle the weight.) The only problem we had was the canopy not lining up exactly enough to be able to screw in one side. That took twenty minutes of struggle before we finally got the screw in. Other than that, everything fit correctly. It comes with a balancing kit to completely erase any vibrations.\\n\\nI don't recommend this fan if you intend it to be the sole illumination in a room, particularly if you like it bright. We are fortunate that we also have recessed lighting that, until we installed this fan, we barely used. Now I use it all the time, even during the day.\\n\\nCasablanca is one of the top companies in quality fans, and it shows. No more Hunter hum for us. Just remember that the product photo on this page is against a white background, and even with white ceilings, it probably won't look as bright in your space.\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: G7 Power introduces the only 600 lumen, dimmable, G30 globe LED bulb with a lifetime guarantee. At 600 lumens, it will replace a standard 50 Watt incandescent bulb, and its medium E26 base (standard socket) will allow for a wide variety of applications. Common applications include bathroom, mirror and display fixtures. The color temperature of this bulb is warm white (2,700K), which falls very close to incandescent light. It does not emit UV light. This bulb is constructed with a shatter resistant hard plastic lens and its metal base is designed to effectively dissipate heat. It contains no mercury. Manufacturing quality control standards meet or exceed ISO9001. It is UL and RoHS certified. Dimming notes that apply to all LED bulbs: well grounded, LED compatible dimmers are recommended, best when used with the same bulb, dimming range may decrease as more bulbs are placed on a single dimmer. G7 Power is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions welcomed at supportatG7Power.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Specialty Bulb with Excellent Energy Efficiency (5- stars)\\n\\nReview: This frosted LED bulb works well on vanity bars that use globe lights but is even better for fan or overhead fixtures requiring globe bulbs since those are more likely attached to a dimmer. This bulb has a standard base and can fit into any fixture that can accommodate an approximately 4\\\" wide bulb.\\n\\nWhen LED bulbs first came out, I wasn't a fan because the light always looked too blue, but, as with compact fluorescent bulbs, the technology has improved. This bulb's light, while not a warm color, gets as close to incandescent as my soft white compact fluorescents do. And it is bright, rated at the 50-watt equivalent and most definitely brighter than the 40-watt bulbs I had in the same fixture, and it draws only 9 watts. I wasn't sure I'd like the gills on the bottom of the bulb used as a cooling feature; however, it can look surprisingly decorative. Still, if you have a traditional or classic decor, you might want to limit their usage in fixtures where the base of the bulb will be hidden.\\n\\nThe company has an excellent warranty that guarantees that this bulb will work for the owner's entire lifetime. Of course, you can't drop it, and the company still has to be in business for that long. It also doesn't cover \\\"acts of God,\\\" although it's not clear what those acts will be. Sure, if a tornado hits your home and wipes out your bulbs, that's an act of God, but what about minor power surges? How do you know that's what happened? Or didn't happen? As with compact fluorescent bulbs, the failure of LED bulbs is generally not the bulb itself but the electronics that drive it. If they remain stable in this bulb for decades, it will be well worth the cost. Otherwise, not so much.\\n\\nIf you value energy efficiency and don't mind the initial cost, this G7 Power bulb is a strong option. (Note: I received a sample for review.)\\n\\n-- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: The extraordinary story of a boy called Wart -- ignored by everyone except his tutor, Merlin -- who goes on to become King Arthur.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm Glad I Finally Read This!\\n\\nReview: Somehow, I missed this classic when growing up, so when my daughter was assigned this book for her eighth grade honors English course, I eagerly picked it up. I was well rewarded for my efforts.\\nThe Sword in the Stone, the most famous of the quartet and the first, was for me the least interesting, perhaps because of its lack of driving conflict. It concerns the education of Arthur, called The Wart, in often hilarious scenes as Merlyn sets out to instruct him in the way of all creatures.\\nThe Queen of Air and Darkness is a better story than the first, though it lacks the substance of the two later books. It tells of the history and childhood of the Orkney clan (Sirs Gawaine, Gaheris, Agravaine, Gareth, and Mordred) as well as preparing for the emotional battles about to begin.\\nThe Ill-Made Knight is simply brilliant, giving Sir Lancelot a humanity I never thought possible, not for a knight living in legend. The love triangle of Arthur, Lancelot, and Guenever (called Gwen by Arthur and Jenny by Lancelot) is given life and understanding, real force. When I finished this book, I had to stop and swallow all the angst and love before I could continue.\\nA Candle in the Wind begins with some of the most monotonous descriptive writing possible, with White devoting ten solid pages to Lancelot and Guenever looking out a window onto medieval England. I began to believe that White was desperate to incorporate all his research. Once the story got going, however, I couldn't put it down as the tragedy of King Arthur's life unfolded.\\nAlthough these four separately published books are often described as a modern retelling of the legend of King Arthur, readers should be aware that they were written in the late thirties and early forties, a time when readers tackled demanding reading more readily than people do today. Do not expect to breeze through the volumes; even The Sword in the Stone, long regarded as a children's classic, is written in language far too complicated and scenes much too descriptive for a casual reader. White engages in expository pages - about Arthur's philosophy, the history of the feudal system, the evolution of courts of law, etc. - that for me watered down the narrative drive. This is my reason for taking away a star from the rating.\\nThe characters, however, are drawn with precision. I took delight in White's imagining of Sir Gawaine (\\\"Sir Gawaine and the Green Knight\\\", if you can remember from freshman English) and his rough-and-tumble brothers. Lancelot and Guenever are drawn with affectionate details of their strengths and failings. Mordred is a wonderfully villain, a man both mad and cunning, with a history that makes his actions seem not only believable but inevitable. Arthur, too, is given flesh, although his generosity and lack of brilliance make him less interesting than the others.\\nI could write on and on about this book, but Amazon.com has a word limit. Read The Once and Future King, and see for yourself.\",\n \"Product: 'The Namesake' is the story of a boy brought up Indian in America. 'When her grandmother learned of Ashima's pregnancy, she was particularly thrilled at the prospect of naming the family's first sahib. And so Ashima and Ashoke have agreed to put off the decision of what to name the baby until a letter comes!' For now, the label on his hospital cot reads simply BABY BOY GANGULI. But as time passes and still no letter arrives from India, American bureaucracy takes over and demands that 'baby boy Ganguli' be given a name. In a panic, his father decides to nickname him 'Gogol' -- after his favourite writer. Brought up as an Indian in suburban America, Gogol Ganguli soon finds himself itching to cast off his awkward name, just as he longs to leave behind the inherited values of his Bengali parents. And so he sets off on his own path through life, a path strewn with conflicting loyalties, love and loss! Spanning three decades and crossing continents, Jhumpa Lahiri's much-anticipated first novel is a triumph of humane story-telling. Elegant, subtle and moving, 'The Namesake' is for everyone who loved the clarity, sympathy and grace of Lahiri's Pulitzer Prize-winning debut story collection, 'Interpreter of Maladies'.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A fine novel about a transplanted Bengali family\\n\\nReview: In THE NAMESAKE, Pulitzer Prize winning author Jhumpa Lahiri's first novel, the characters are always hungry: for a place to call home, for family, for love, and, of course, for food. Ashima, in an arranged marriage to Ashoke Ganguli, misses her native India as she sets up house far from her family in Massachusetts, a land of bleak winters that her family will never know, much less understand. Making Bengali food out of American substitutes, she searches desperately for the comfort of her childhood. Time gradually pulls her away from the past, and she learns the ways of America, becomes friends with other transplanted Bengalis, and begins a family. A quiet affection develops between Ashima and Ashoke as they raise their two children, oddly-named Gogol and his sister Sonia. The novel lovingly follows the family through decades of heartache and celebrations.\\nGogol is the novel's center and its primary perspective, the namesake of the title. Although he does not know it until much later in life, Gogol is named after the Russian author not because, as he is told at first, Gogol is his father's favorite writer but because a copy of Gogol's short stories saved Ashoke's life after a train wreck. To Ashoke, the name of Gogol signifies a beginning, survival, \\\"everything that followed\\\" the horrific night spent in the rubble. This idea is the heart of the novel; as immigrants the Gangulis must look forward to what lies ahead instead of what is past. In America, Ashima and Ashoke are reborn, just as their children must find their own paths.\\nRich with detail and infused with affection, this novel has a lyricism that brings the Gangulis' world to life without exoticism. The description of food - Indian, French, American - is so exactly decadent that one should not read this book hungry. The only thing this wonderful novel suffers from is a neatly-wrapped nostalgia in the final chapter. Despite this minor flaw, I highly recommend this novel for a wide readership. Only those who desire strongly plotted fiction should be disappointed. (4.5 stars)\",\n \"Product: The Corrections is a 2001 novel by American author Jonathan Franzen. It revolves around the troubles of an elderly Midwestern couple and their three adult children, tracing their lives from the mid-20th century to \\\"one last Christmas\\\" together near the turn of the millennium. The novel was awarded the National Book Award in 2001[1] and the James Tait Black Memorial Prize in 2002.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"A Tragedy Rewritten as a Farce\\\"\\n\\nReview: Jonathan Franzen has written an ambitious, hugely human novel about a middle class family suffering from too many expectations. In chapters that are closer to novellas in length, THE CORRECTIONS manages to evoke the deeply seated emotions of its characters without taking itself too seriously. Alfred suffers from Parkinson's disease and possibly Alzheimer's, while his wife Enid believes that his failing is not what he has, but who he is. Oldest son Gary is a control freak who is losing control of his marriage, while middle child Chip is an unemployed Ph. D. whose hopes hinge on selling a hopelessly bad script. The youngest, Denise, is the hard-working chef of an acclaimed Philadelphia restaurant whose choices in love are almost always disastrous. While their problems weigh each down, the details of their lives are often wryly humorous. That Chip really believes a screenplay that begins with a six page lecture on sexual imagery in Tudor drama can be a blockbuster, and that Enid falls in love with the lion-y (and illegal) yellow capsules of a mood enhancer called Aslan despite her rigid ethics, balance the downward spiral of their lives. As a former Lithuanian U.N. ambassador says as he and Chip are chased through a country in political crisis, \\\"[. . . ] it's mostly posturing. A tragedy rewritten as a farce.\\\" No other sentence more aptly describes this novel's distinctive flair.\\nFranzen's writing can be pretentious and off-putting at times, with obscure words mixed liberally with vulgarities. Occasionally, a dialogue passage goes on for too long, or a descriptive paragraph fails. However, these lapses are rare. On the whole, this novel is tightly written with a keen eye to the larger significance of petty moments. With THE CORRECTIONS, Franzen has proven himself an astute and witty observer of human nature.\\nReaders who prefer commercial novels may find the novel's multiple plots too slow-moving. Its strength definitely lies in its characterization and social observations, not in its story. Readers of literary fiction should find it immensely satisfying. Highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The evocative and imagined story behind a painting\\n\\nReview: Tracy Chevalier's novel imagines the life behind a painting, a conceit in lesser hands that could have sustained no more than a short story. Griet, the daughter of a blinded and thus unemployed tilemaker, is sent into the Vermeer household as a maid where she quickly learns the ways of servitude. Griet is not well-liked by the senior maid nor by her mistress, both of whom are jealous of her because she, and not they, are allowed into Vermeer's studio. Griet is beautiful and has an eye for color and order, qualities the painter finds enchanting. How she ends up in the painting and what it does to the futures of all involved make up this tale.\\nThis book is easily read in a couple of sittings - maybe even one, if you have the time. Because I read it back to back with Anita Diamant's The Red Tent, I found it lacking in complexity and depth, but was a good read all the same. Griet's chores in the household are well imagined and precise, and the historical details Chevalier provides, particularly those pertaining to the grinding and creation of color, are a delight. While Vermeer himself seems elusive as a character, almost as though the author were afraid of giving him flesh, the other major characters are solid. I couldn't help liking Griet and feeling for her difficult position.\\nThis is an excellent vacation book, not demanding but still evocative. You don't have to be interested in art or Vermeer or historical fiction to enjoy this book. It stands on its own as the story of a young woman coming of age and learning where her place in the world lies.\",\n \"Product: Michael Cunningham was raised in Los Angeles and now lives in New York. His first novel 'A Home at the End of the World' was published in 1990, and his second 'Flesh and Blood' in 1995. 'The Hours' was awarded both the 1999 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction and the 1999 PEN/Faulkner Award.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Inspired by Mrs. Dalloway, but all Cunningham\\n\\nReview: I can't believe I put off reading Michael Cunningham's THE HOURS for this long. This spectacularly written novel resonates with emotion and insight as it follows the relatively ordinary details of the lives of three women separated by decades. Each woman lives a single day here, each is haunted by the novel MRS. DALLOWAY. Virginia Woolf is preparing to write the novel in the midst of unsettling thoughts and surroundings. 50's housewife Laura Brown finds refuge in the book as she prepares for her husband's birthday and finds herself tempted by thoughts of death. Clarissa Vaughan has been nicknamed Mrs. Dalloway by her closest friend, the dying poet Richard, for whom she is about to throw a party. The three stories converge thematically; two are brought together by a shared character.\\n\\nYou don't need to read Woolf's MRS. DALLOWAY to appreciate this book because Cunningham has constructed a moving tale that stands on its own. Although a knowledge of Woolf's novel reveals the layers the author has carefully constructed, there is much here to enjoy without that frame of reference. The language is stunning, and the sentiments even more so. Surprisingly, Virginia Woolf is the strongest character despite her iconic place in literature, with Clarissa almost as well drawn. Laura is less memorable. Some of the minor characters appear with clarity while others seem tacked on, there only to support the ties to Woolf's novel. The homosexual characters (most notably Clarissa and Richard, with fleeting impulses from Laura and Virginia) are treated with affection and respect.\\n\\nTHE HOURS is a short, easily readable book, although you shouldn't - and most won't want to - breeze through it. I recommend this book for a general readership.\",\n \"Product: The Number One international bestselling author of Jurassic Park, Congo and Sphere takes on global warming in this gripping and critically acclaimed thriller. In Paris, a physicist dies after performing a laboratory experiment for a beautiful visitor. In the jungles of Malaysia, a mysterious buyer purchases deadly cavitation technology, built to his specifications. In Vancouver, a small research submarine is leased for use in the waters of New Guinea. And in Tokyo, an intelligence agent tries to understand what it all means. Thus begins Michael Crichton's exciting and provocative techno-thriller State of Fear. Only Crichton's unique ability to blend scientific fact with pulse-pounding fiction could bring such disparate elements to a heart-stopping conclusion. This is Crichton's most wide-ranging thriller. State of Fear takes the reader from the glaciers of Iceland to the volcanoes of Antarctica, from the Arizona desert to the deadly jungles of the Solomon Islands, from the streets of Paris to the beaches of Los Angeles. The novel races forward on a roller-coaster thrill ride, all the while keeping the brain in high gear. Gripping and thought-provoking, State of Fear is Michael Crichton at his best.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: You are a captive audience . . . unfortunately\\n\\nReview: This unabridged CD recording of Crichton's bestselling and controversial novel State of Fear has its strengths. George Wilson reads with an actor's sense of voice, so the listener is attuned to the different nuances of the characters, making distinguishing among them easy. His reading style is smooth and confident, and he moves with ease between dialogue and narrative.\\n\\nBut then there's the story: part exciting thriller, part repetitive lecture. Peter Evans is a young lawyer working for environmental philanthropist George Morton. Morton has taken a liking to Peter and includes him on fact-finding missions (even though they don't relate to Evans's supposed job, other than being of interest to George) to determine the extent of global warming. Meanwhile, around the world, people are being murdered and cell phones mysterious left behind as unnamed figures gather research and high-tech devices. We meet Jennifer, a lawyer on a team working on a class action suit on global warming, Nick Drake, a lawyer running an influential environmental organization that George is about to endow with millions of dollars, Sarah, George's assistant, and the mysterious Kenner. As Evans gets sucked into a small band working to thwart environmental terrorists, he find his life and those he cares about in danger time after time.\\n\\nThe unabridged audio CD of State of Fear has a major drawback that the book doesn't: you can't easily skim past Crichton's heavy-handed monologues. The repetition gets even more overbearing in audio format. In Wilson's voice, Evan sounds like a whiner - and he is, though Wilson makes it more apparent with the vocalization.\\n\\nEspecially since so many people are talking about this book, you should read it, or, especially if you commute, listen to it on CD.\",\n \"Product: With the four short novels in this collection, Doris Lessing once again proves that she is unequalled in her ability to capture the truth of the human condition. The title story, 'The Grandmothers', is an astonishing tour de force, a shockingly intimate portrait of an unconventional extended family and the lengths to which they will go to find happiness and love. Written with a keen cinematic eye, the story is a ruthless dissection of the veneer of middle-class morality and convention which manages to be at once universal and desperately, heartbreakingly personal. A second story, 'Victoria and the Staveneys', takes us through 20 years of the life of a young underprivilged black girl in London. A chance meeting introduces her to the world of the Staveneys -- a liberal white middle-class family -- and, seduced, she falls pregnant by one of the sons. As her young daughter grows up, Victoria feels her parental control diminishing as the attractions of the Staveney's world exert themselves. An honest and often uncomfortable look at race relations in London over the past few decades, Lessing reaffirms her brilliance at demonstrating the effect of society on the individual. With these and two other equally brilliant novellas, Lessing has proven once again that she is one of our most valuable and insightful living authors.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Worth it just for \\\"Love Child\\\"\\n\\nReview: Doris Lessing's compilation of four novellas (called \\\"short novels\\\" in the title) shows Lessing at both her best and worst. Only the last, \\\"Love Child\\\" comes close to showing her sheer power as a writer, and this novella is so artfully written, even as it meanders through a man's life, that it's well worth enduring the others to get to it.\\nThe most annoying of these novellas are \\\"The Grandmothers\\\" and \\\"The Reason For It,\\\" the latter because of its allegorical didacticism. In a collection otherwise about impossible love, \\\"The Reason For It\\\" stands out as not belonging, for it concerns the lessons of unearned (and unreasonable) power. \\\"The Grandmothers\\\" fails for a different reason: it is simply too neat, too devoid of true emotion, too hard to accept as something more than an exercise in fiction. Two women, largely indistinguishable except by name, have two sons, also indistinguishable. Each woman, for no believable reason, takes the son of the other as a lover. The two sons grow up, marry indistinguishable women and have between them two indistinguishable daughters. The women are repeatedly described as \\\"pretty\\\" with \\\"brown legs\\\" and their sons are \\\"handsome\\\" and \\\"desirable.\\\" At times well-written and other times bland, this novella ends up being only mildly interesting. Especially after recently reading Paul Theroux's THE STRANGER AT THE PALAZZO D'ORO, I wonder why such skilled but aging writers are exploring older women being lovers of younger men when they can't write convincingly about it. At least the novella following \\\"The Grandmothers\\\", \\\"Victoria and the Staveneys,\\\" an exploration of love and race, manages to find the emotion in an unusual situation.\\nAnd then, finally, the reader, if she hasn't given up already, reaches the last novella, \\\"Love Child.\\\" Here, Lessing takes her time to develop the circumstances of a lower middle class man who is drafted while still in college to serve during World War II. Slow to unfold but honest at every turn, this novella is a delight in detail and character, with its protagonist James earning the right to the reader's affection. With a few minor exceptions, what happens is both convincing and natural. By the end of it, I felt Lessing had redeemed herself both as a writer and an observer of the human condition.\\n\\\"Love Child\\\" alone makes this collection worth reading. Thank goodness Lessing chose to include it, for otherwise I would have been greatly disappointed.\",\n \"Product: New\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Journey Through Bereavement\\n\\nReview: The beauty of Joan Didion's prose has always derived from the clear-eyed precision of it, the way a phrase nails down a truth without flourish. In The Year of Magical Thinking, Didion's style is startling as it turns inward to the exploration of the impact of bereavement and the struggle to survive it. Didion's husband, John Gregory Dunne, died suddenly of a massive coronary just after Christmas of 2003. The couple had just returned from visiting their gravely ill and comatose daughter Quintana in the hospital and were preparing to sit down to dinner. As Didion writes, \\\"You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends.\\\" This memoir chronicles how the author managed both the loss of a beloved husband and the desperation of attending to the recovery of her gravely ill daughter.\\n\\nThe author's approach to life is far too elegant and analytical to offer sentimentality or even tips for readers in similar situations, but instead she focuses on the humanity of loss. Didion's interest lies in how the mind and the life around it changes when confronted with death. While she often returns to the moment when Dunne died, repeating it as a kind of touchstone, the book focuses mostly on the progression away from that evening and how it changed her. To her surprise, her formerly analytical mind becomes \\\"crazy,\\\" prone to thought-patterns that startle even her.\\n\\nIf the days and years preceding Dunne's death can seem a little too idyllic, Didion can be forgiven, as this memoir is as much a tribute to her husband and daughter as it is an exploration of bereavement. Its poignancy comes not from the tears shed (no, Didion repeatedly states that she was a \\\"cool customer\\\") but from the author's intense desire to make sense of the nonsensical. This groping for understanding, especially in the steady prose of a master writer, becomes a journey that the reader is not likely to forget.\",\n \"Product: A 40-year-old housepainter named Dominick Birdsey, from a spectacularly dysfunctional family, is the narrator of this long novel about the search for self-acceptance. A \\\"New York Times\\\" Notable Book for 1998.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: More ambitious than She's Come Undone - and better too!\\n\\nReview: Wally Lamb's second novel, I KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE, is more ambitious and more fully realized than his first, SHE'S COME UNDONE, with thematic chords being struck with greater complexity and subtlety.\\nDominick and Thomas are born identical twins but, perhaps in an argument for nurture over nature, they grow up to be entirely different people. Thomas, always fawned over by their mother, is now schizophrenic, with frightening bouts of self-mutilation that wound Dominick emotionally. Dominick both loves and fears his twin, and is torn by what they share. He discovers, through a translation of a family document, how dark their ancestral past is, and what he must battle in himself. He begins to see patterns - of abuse, of insanity, of violence, of passivity, of failed love - that shake him to the core.\\nBut Dominick is a survivor and a caretaker, which is what this novel is really about. Lamb takes us into the dark depths of Dominick's soul and then back out again.\\nThis sprawling and moving tale is not as depressing as it sounds. There is much here to call life-affirming, much joy to contrast with horror. Lamb's strength is his wisdom, however, and readers will emerge with a new sense of the world, exactly what a good novelist should accomplish.\\nI KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE is a hefty book, so don't expect to read it in a few sittings. If you aren't the type of reader who likes to linger with a story, pass on this. But for those who do, a true gem awaits you.\",\n \"Product: Eats-Shoots-and-Leaves\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: British Spunk and Punctuation\\n\\nReview: This acerbic, often hilarious British bestseller guides readers through the rules and guidelines of punctuation. Not to be confused with a grammar book (although grammar does come into play), this short treatise concentrates solely on the marks used to manage sentences in the English language. Author Lynne Truss is a self-proclaimed \\\"stickler\\\" when it comes to punctuation, a person who will run down the street screaming at the sight of a misplaced apostrophe, and she provides clear, unambiguous rules to combat such situations. In addition to explaining the hard-and-fast rules, she acknowledges the gray areas of usage. For example, in her section on commas, she explains the importance of properly dividing a sentence as well as the discretionary nature of the mark, citing an amusing exchange between James Thurber and his conservative editor that highlights issues of clarity and artistic intention. The use of a comma for rhythm and emphasis within a sentence is a topic few style manuals discuss, and I appreciated the author's attention to this less understood application.\\n\\nTo Truss's enormous credit, she enlivens the traditionally dry subject matter with outrageously funny examples and a wit that could cut the Queen herself down to size. She illustrates the proper use of the colon and semi-colon. She talks about comma splices, question marks, periods (or, in British English, \\\"full stops\\\"), exclamation points, dashes, quotation marks, and apostrophes. Thankfully, she also points out where American rules differ from the British lest we all end up confused when corresponding internationally. Her coverage is comprehensive and clear.\\n\\nFor those who second-guess themselves, this book can be an invaluable (and painless) guide to correct usage. Most people comfortable writing in English won't find many surprises - save a historical fact or two - but the sheer fun of the book is worth every minute. From high school students to octogenarians, readers will find this a delightful exploration of a much-neglected aspect of writing. I highly recommend this book for sticklers and fumblers alike.\",\n \"Product: \\\"The book gave me that rare, greedy feeling of: this is so good I want to read it all at once but I mustn't or it will be over too soon. Haddon pulls off something extraordinary . . .\\\" -- \\\"The Observer\\\" \\\"Always surprising and often hilarious.\\\" -- \\\"The Globe and Mail\\\" \\\"One of the most affecting things I've read in years . . . it's brilliant.\\\" -- \\\"The Guardian\\\" \\\"Mark Haddon's new novel comes with glowing endorsements from Ian McEwan and Oliver Sacks . . . For once, the pundits speak the truth.\\\" -- \\\"The Economist\\\" \\\"A stark, funny and original first novel . . . [with] one of the strangest and most convincing characters in recent fiction.\\\" -- \\\"The New York Times Book Review\\\" \\\"A brilliant autism novel has been overdue -- and this is it! The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. Mark Haddon shows great insight into the autistic mind, and he brings his young narrator protagonist quite wonderfully to life. I found it very moving, very plausible -- and \\\"very\\\" funny.\\\" -- Oliver Sacks, author of Uncle Tungsten \\\"I have never read anything quite like Mark Haddon's funny and agonizingly honest book, or encountered a narrator more vivid and memorable. I advise you to buy two copies; you won't want to lend yours out.\\\" -- Arthur Golden, author of Memoirs of a Geisha \\\"The Curious Incident brims with imagination, empathy, and vision -- plus it's a lot of fun to read.\\\" -- Myla Goldberg, author of Bee Season \\\"Mark Haddon's portrayal of an emotionally disassociated mind is a superb achievement. He is a wise and bleakly funny writer with rare gifts of empathy.\\\" -- Ian McEwan, author of Atonement \\\"From the Trade Paperback edition.\\\" \\\" A finely crafted debut ... conveys an astonishing intensity of emotion, almost Proustian in its sense of loss and regret.\\\" --\\\"Kirkus Reviews (Starred review) \\\"\\\" The assurance with which Mary Lawson handles both reflection and violence makes her a writer to read and watch ... has a resonance at once witty and poignant.\\\" \\\"-- The New York Times Book Review \\\"\\\" Crow Lake is the kind of book that keeps you reading well past midnight; you grieve when it' s over. Then you start pressing it on friends.\\\" \\\"-- The Washington Post Book World \\\"\\\" A touching meditation on the power of loyalty and loss, on the ways in which we pay our debts and settle old scores, and on what it means to love, to accept, to succeed-- and to negotiate fate' s obstacle courses.\\\" \\\"-- People \\\"\\\" Lawson' s tight focus on the emotional and moral effects of a drastic turn of events on a small human group has its closest contemporary analogue in the novels of Ian McEwan.\\\" \\\"-- The Toronto Star \\\" \\\"From the Hardcover edition.\\\" \\\"A finely crafted debut ... conveys an astonishing intensity of emotion, almost Proustian in its sense of loss and regret.\\\" --\\\"Kirkus Reviews (Starred review) \\\"\\\"The assurance with which Mary Lawson handles both reflection and violence makes her a writer to read and watch ... has a resonance at once witty and poignant.\\\" \\\"--The New York Times Book Review \\\"\\\"Crow Lake is the kind of book that keeps you reading well past midnight; you grieve when it's over. Then you start pressing it on friends.\\\" \\\"--The Washington Post Book World \\\"\\\"A touching meditation on the power of loyalty and loss, on the ways in which we pay our debts and settle old scores, and on what it means to love, to accept, to succeed--and to negotiate fate's obstacle courses.\\\" \\\"--People \\\"\\\"Lawson's tight focus on the emotional and moral effects of a drastic turn of events on a small human group has its closest contemporary analogue in the novels of Ian McEwan.\\\" \\\"--The Toronto Star \\\" \\\"From the Hardcover edition.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Amazing Fictional Leap\\n\\nReview: Mark Haddon has written a moving novel about love and bravery through the eyes of a British autistic boy. Christopher discovers his neighbor's poodle dead, impaled by a pitchfork, and, because he adores puzzles, he sets out to solve the mystery of who killed Wellington . But Christopher is autistic, a boy who doesn't like to be touched and cannot decipher emotions beyond the tools his teacher has taught him, and so the task requires the huge effort of testing rules and facing his own fears. A literalist by neurology, he deconstructs life into a set of mathematical equations and physical laws. This unique perspective makes him a good detective on one level, where clues and logic rule, but it also fails him on another, higher one because he cannot understand the magnitude of what he uncovers.\\n\\nThat Haddon was able to write a book from Christopher's point of view with all his quirks and still make him lovable is extraordinary. By necessity, the writing is simple and unadorned, but the language of details elevates it from the mundane. The insertion of mathematical puzzles and drawings add to the reader's understanding of how Christopher's mind works. Haddon's real skill is an understatement that allows the reader to comprehend what is going on even if Christopher cannot. Although Christopher cannot grasp subtlety and nuances, the reader can, and that's where the true force of this exceptional novel lies.\\n\\nThis short, easy to read book can be completed in a couple of sittings, although its impact will last much longer. Highly recommended for a general readership.\",\n \"Product: From one of Ireland's most talented journalists, an extraordinary fiction debut, compelling, colourful and romantic. Kathleen is a 49-year-old travel writer, an Irishwoman based in London who has not been back to Ireland since she was twenty. Her home is her office, her family and friends a few close colleagues. She has not experienced passion since she was young. When, over the course of a few weeks, the props of her life fall away one after another, it is to passion that she turns - not in her own life, but in the fragmentary account of a scandalous affair in 19th century rural Ireland, between the wife of a big Anglo-Irish landlord, and her servant. And so Kathleen is drawn back to Ireland, to see whether she can find out more...\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Novel About Ireland and Passion\\n\\nReview: Nuala O'Faoloain's My Dream of You is a coming-of-middle-age tale about Irish women across decades looking for \\\"something to love.\\\" While the novel is overtly about passion, it also explores the meaning of coming home and leaving it, of familial ties, of friendship, and, most poignantly, of growing older. Fiftyish Kathleen de Burca finds herself bereft and alone when her best friend Jimmy dies, and she begins to question the choices she has made. A persistent memory of a former lover and his \\\"gift\\\" to her of court documents prompt her to quit her job as a travel writer and to research the scandalous affair between a married Englishwoman and her Irish groom, an event that occurred during the Irish Potato Famine. Kathleen arrives on Irish soil after a long, stubborn absence, and there, she begins to open up, to understand matters of love and passion, to grasp the significance of her childhood, to give meaning to what it means to be Irish.\\n\\nO'Faoloain's prose is lyrical, though sometimes overwrought, and its cadences propel this essentially quiet story. The historical side of the book, that of the principals in the Talbot Judgment, lends texture to the present day story, although the story itself is not as compelling as it could be, especially when Kathleen recreates it as fiction. O'Faoloain's unflinching descriptions of the realities of the aging body and its desires give this novel a freshness and an honesty. The psychology of the protagonist is revealed with equal candor.\\n\\nMy Dream of You should appeal largely to women, although all readers who like to read about Ireland will enjoy its textures of history and description.\",\n \"Product: Professor Timofey Pnin, previously of Tsarist Russia, is now precariously positioned at the heart of campus America. Battling with American life and language, Pnin must face great hazards in this new world: the ruination of his beautiful lumber-room-as-office; the removal of his teeth and the fitting of new ones; the search for a suitable boarding-house; and, the trials of taking the wrong train.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Satiric Novel by a Master Stylist\\n\\nReview: Vladimir Nabokov is so often called a \\\"master stylist\\\" that it is easy to forget that he is an adept storyteller as well. Even though PNIN, one of his lesser known works, threatens to disappear under the gorgeous stylistic turns, it is ultimately the pathetic title character and his nemesis/narrator who drive this novel. Pnin is a Russian instructor at a college, and, due to his solitary existence and his failure to grasp the subtleties of English, he has become a running joke to most of his colleagues. He is fussy, awkward, and usually clueless. The novel reads as episodes in Pnin's life: losing his lecture notes on a train he should never have been on; his weekend with other Russian immigrants; the crushing love and hope he experiences when his ex-wife visits him; a party he gives for his colleagues. The narrator's the biting and hilarious commentary about Pnin and those he associates with keeps the reader from taking these events too seriously. But should we?\\n\\nIn the writing of this work, Nabokov breaks all the rules. His shifts in points-of-view, his sometimes favoring of lengthy exposition over scene, his dropping of plots and subplots just as they get going all work precisely because he is such a skilled novelist and knows the effect of abandoning conventions. In dashing the reader's hopes, his style takes tenacious hold of the reader's imagination; we learn to trust the voice - even if we shouldn't. This last is what is truly brilliant about the novel: we allow ourselves to be swept into a story of non-events and pathos, laughing along the way and becoming in essence yet another of Pnin's mocking colleagues.\\n\\nStudents of literature and book discussion groups can discover a wealth of topics here: Is the narrator reliable? How can the narrator be both omniscient and a specific character? How does the touching story of Pnin's first love fit with the mocking tone in the rest of the novel? What is the range of the Russian immigrant experience Nabokov supplies? Is Pnin heroic or merely pathetic?\\n\\nWhile PNIN is hardly the masterpiece that PALE FIRE or LOLITA is, it has its own rewards. Once I advanced past the first chapter, I didn't want to leave this odd, Old World character. Highly recommended, especially if you've already read one or more of Nabokov's other works.\",\n \"Product: Publisher: Edition: tenth\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The best general purpose dictionary on the market\\n\\nReview: When I recently discovered that the dictionary I owned was out of date (it didn't even have the word \\\"internet\\\" in it!), I set out to find a new one. Because I'm a professional writer, I can't afford to have a substandard or incomplete volume; yet, I didn't want one that was so bulky that I couldn't easily slip it from the bookcase and balance it on my lap. After going to bookstores and browsing through those in stock, I finally settled on the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate. The text is printed on paper thick enough to block out the print on the reverse side, but thin enough to take up minimal room on the shelf. When opened, the pages lie flat without assistance. The comprehensive listings are easy to read and understand for most people over the age of 14. In addition to the usual guide to pronunciation, you'll find sections in the back on biographical and geographical names, abbreviations, foreign words and phrases, signs and symbols, and a \\\"handbook of style.\\\" Although much has been made about the added line drawings to supplement the definitions, I find them sparse and only mildly interesting.\\nI recommend this for high school and college students as well as anyone who owns an older, pre-high tech version. If you are searching for a mid-size, comprehensive dictionary, you've found your book.\",\n \"Product: A major novel from the internationally bestselling author of 'The Joy Luck Club', 'The Kitchen God's Wife' and 'The Hundred Secret Senses'. LuLing Young is now in her eighties, and finally beginning to feel the effects of old age. Trying to hold on to the evaporating past, she begins to write down all that she can remember of her life as a girl in China. Meanwhile, her daughter Ruth, a ghostwriter for authors of self-help books, is losing the ability to speak up for herself in front of the man she lives with. LuLing can only look on, helpless: her prickly relationship with her daughter does not make it easy to discuss such matters. In turn, Ruth has begun to suspect that something is wrong with her mother: she says so many confusing and contradictory things. Ruth decides to move in with her ailing mother, and while tending to her discovers the story LuLing wrote in Chinese, of her tumultuous life growing up in a remote mountain village known as Immortal Heart. LuLing tells of the secrets passed along by her mute nursemaid, Precious Auntie; of a cave where dragon bones are mined and where Peking Man was discovered; of the crumbling ravine known as the End of the World, where Precious Auntie's bones lie, and of the curse that LuLing believes she released through betrayal. Like layers of sediment being removed, each page unfolds into an even greater mystery: Who was Precious Auntie, whose suicide changed the path of LuLing's life? Set in contemporary San Francisco and pre-war China, The Bonesetter's Daughter is an excavation of the human spirit. With great warmth and humour, Amy Tan gives us a mesmerising story of a mother and daughter discovering together that what they share in their bones through history and heredity is priceless beyond measure.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tan's best novel yet!\\n\\nReview: In THE BONESETTER'S DAUGHTER, Amy Tan's literary talents shine even more brilliantly than in her other books, all of which (with perhaps the exception of her last) deserve serious reading. Released on Tan's fiftieth birthday, her newest novel shows a maturity absent from her earlier work. As a result, this book feels more complete and richer than her others - a real feat.\\nRuth is a ghostwriter, an appropriate job considering that her mother believes she has a special ability to channel the spirit of long dead Precious Auntie. Ruth lives with her boyfriend, Art, and his two daughters, and has strung together a hectic life of professional and personal responsibilities, losing herself in the needs of others. When her elderly mother LuLing begins to show signs of dementia, Ruth is thrown into crisis, knowing that she is losing someone she has never truly known. Because she can no longer trust her mother's answers to questions, she hires a translator to decode her mother's story, a manuscript written in elegant calligraphy which Ruth has never found time to decipher herself.\\nThe translation of LuLing's story, a compelling narrative of a girl and her disfigured nanny, Precious Auntie, occupies the middle of the novel. Slowly, the reader is led through the intricate paths of LuLing's childhood and the truths she has hidden. Knowing what we do about Ruth and her mother, certain details take on a complexity of meaning. When Tan returns us to the present day in the closing chapters, we understand not only the difficult relationship between Ruth and her mother, but gain insights on life itself and the fragility of love.\\nThis is truly an ambitious and successful novel, with only a few missteps on Tan's part. Her ability to tell a story and to engage the reader completely is as strong as ever. If you are an Amy Tan fan, you can't afford to miss this one.\",\n \"Product: Established in 1895, The New York Public Library is internationally recognized as one of the greatest institutions of its kind. It is the only library that features both world-acclaimed research centers and the largest network of neighborhood branch libraries in the world. Today, The New York Public Library is used annually by more than 15 million people, with additional users via the Internet. Its guardian lions--Patience and Fortitude--epitomize its mission to inform, inspire, entertain, and challenge all who enter its doors.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I love this book!\\n\\nReview: You can't get a better book than this to page through on a whim. From a list of major composers to the basic rules of mathematics to traveling tips, this fat reference volume has entries that surprise me every time I open it. You want to know the symptoms and treatment of food poisoning? It's in there. The addresses of major U.S. passport agencies? Got it. How about the names and reigns of every Roman Catholic pope? How to set financial goals for retirement? The length of a day on Pluto? You'll find those answers here as well. The sheer amount of trivia is staggering. If you want to know the answer to a question, no matter how ordinary or obscure, look here first.\\nDictionary readers will switch their allegiances once they get a hold of this desk reference. All others will refer to it at surprising times. A must have for every reference shelf.\",\n \"Product: Deep South; Fiction; Ghost; Louisiana; New Orleans (La.); New Orleans, Louisiana; Restaurateurs\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A Disappointing Ghost Story Set in New Orleans\\n\\nReview: This New Orleans ghost story by M. A. Harper never achieves the promise of its title and premise - not even of its setting. Phil Randazzo, the chef-owner of one of New Orleans premier restaurants, is newly married to Michelle, the widow of a well-known jazz musician, A.P. Savoie, who died three years before in a car accident. Phil's two stepchildren, teenager Cam and much younger Nicole, have largely accepted him as their new father even though they remain haunted by their family tragedy. The haunting goes from psychological to real when Michelle starts dreaming vividly of Savoie and Phil encounters a young boy in a football jersey on the staircase of their house. Disturbing things, perhaps connected to a Zippo lighter, start happening in the house as Savoie gains strength. The presence of Savoie threatens to tear apart Phil and Michelle's marriage, and removing the ghost becomes critical to their survival.\\n\\nUnfortunately, Harper's prose is clunky despite the lyricism of the title, and her storytelling is equally awkward. Except for Savoie himself, the characterizations never click and remain one breath away from life. Sadly, Harper never seems to give herself up fully to her story, although when she does, she shows real promise. The scene where Phil and Michelle see a psychic surprisingly is one of the best in the novel, primarily because of its fresh take on psychics and because the events unfold with a naturalness not found elsewhere. There are a few scary scenes, especially near the end, that keep the reader hooked. Harper has some good, strong moments, but they fail to carry the novel.\\n\\nI really wanted to like this book; however, with its bland, awkward language and storytelling, The Year of Things Past is a disappointment.\",\n \"Product: Excellent Book\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An unflinching look at growing up in Lagos\\n\\nReview: This debut novel is a raw, unflinching look at an unconventional teenager and his native Nigeria. Elvis, who is named after Elvis Presley and who makes a meager living impersonating the dead rockabilly star, lives in Lagos following a series of tragedies, including the death of his mother. He lives with his alcoholic father and his selfish, manipulative stepmother and step-siblings in a house that is only a shadow of what he knew as a young child. Lagos is not kind to this family. It is a city teeming with poverty, political oppression, and predators, all of which seem to conspire against everyone Elvis knows. His best friend Redemption is constantly scrapping for extra money and does whatever it takes, even if it means not asking questions. The King of the Beggars is both a performer and a political dissident. Elvis experiences the brutality of the ubiquitous Colonel and his forces, the exploitation of orphaned girls, the slave trade, and much more in this gritty, hostile world. Abani punctuates the scenes with comfort food recipes (all containing yams in some form) and details of the kola nut ceremony.\\n\\nFor a portrait of a country that must escape itself for it to survive, Abani's novel succeeds; however, as a story, the narrative can be less than compelling. It is difficult to care about Elvis because he is so detached from what happens that the scenes have little significance for the protagonist. Abani's occasional polemic speeches about life and sometimes heavy-handed prose weigh down what could be an astonishing tale of corruption and redemption. Despite these flaws, Graceland is worth reading for what it shows and tries to tell about growing up in a violent landscape. Abani has marked himself as a novelist to watch.\\n\\nI recommend this novel for readers of literary fiction and for those who are drawn to fiction about Africa.\",\n \"Product: Excellent Book\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An unflinching look at growing up in Lagos\\n\\nReview: This debut novel is a raw, unflinching look at an unconventional teenager and his native Nigeria. Elvis, who is named after Elvis Presley and who makes a meager living impersonating the dead rockabilly star, lives in Lagos following a series of tragedies, including the death of his mother. He lives with his alcoholic father and his selfish, manipulative stepmother and step-siblings in a house that is only a shadow of what he knew as a young child. Lagos is not kind to this family. It is a city teeming with poverty, political oppression, and predators, all of which seem to conspire against everyone Elvis knows. His best friend Redemption is constantly scrapping for extra money and does whatever it takes, even if it means not asking questions. The King of the Beggars is both a performer and a political dissident. Elvis experiences the brutality of the ubiquitous Colonel and his forces, the exploitation of orphaned girls, the slave trade, and much more in this gritty, hostile world. Abani punctuates the scenes with comfort food recipes (all containing yams in some form) and details of the kola nut ceremony.\\n\\nFor a portrait of a country that must escape itself for it to survive, Abani's novel succeeds; however, as a story, the narrative can be less than compelling. It is difficult to care about Elvis because he is so detached from what happens that the scenes have little significance for the protagonist. Abani's occasional polemic speeches about life and sometimes heavy-handed prose weigh down what could be an astonishing tale of corruption and redemption. Despite these flaws, Graceland is worth reading for what it shows and tries to tell about growing up in a violent landscape. Abani has marked himself as a novelist to watch.\\n\\nI recommend this novel for readers of literary fiction and for those who are drawn to fiction about Africa.\",\n \"Product: Michael Seidman is currently senior mystery editor at Walker. Previously, he was editor-in-chief at Mysterious Press, as well as an editor for several other publishing houses. He has written for a variety of publications, including Writer's Digest. Seidman lectures at more than a dozen writing conferences every year and lives in New York City.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Revision: the Difference Between an Amateur and a Pro\\n\\nReview: Michael Seidman has tackled a difficult topic in fiction writing: revision. As most published authors know, raw talent takes a writer only so far; the difference between an amateur and a published writer lies in the hard work that follows a first draft. As Seidman says of self-editing in his introduction: \\\"Do it ruthlessly, do it painstakingly, do it thoroughly.\\\"\\n\\nFor Seidman to teach the reader how to revise, he must first instruct him about the basics of fiction writing. He organizes the book into topics: point of view, scene, character, dialogue, opening, back story, and plot. For most chapters (the one on back story is an exception), he provides lengthy passages of his own fiction that need revision in the specific area being discussed. Through showing the reader his own editing process, Seidman reveals the type of work that needs to be done to polish a manuscript. Although I usually object to an author using his own fiction as an illustration, Seidman's choice allows him to demonstrate the revision process, something beginning writers rarely see.\\n\\nPerhaps the most intriguing aspect of the book is how far Seidman is willing to go with his topic. His chapters on style, on what can and cannot be done with grammar, pace, and language are advanced topics. He supplies a six-page appendix titled \\\"A Checklist for Revision\\\" that contains an excellent set of questions a writer should ask himself before determining that he is ready to submit a draft.\\n\\nThis how-to book will be less helpful to the writer just starting out than it will be to the writer who is approaching the skill level of a published writer. -- Debbie Lee Wesselmann\",\n \"Product: Anne Bowling has served as editor of Novel & Short Story Writer's Market for four years, and served as assistant editor on that book for two years prior. She speaks regularly on how to get one's fiction published at conferences across the country and writes a column on getting published for the writer's Web site Fiction Addiction (www fictionaddiction.net).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Solid Guide to Fiction Markets\\n\\nReview: Every year Writer's Digest Books comes out with a new set of guides for writers, each containing updated entries and new articles. This particular guide is directed at fiction writers only; unlike in the more general Writer's Market, here literary journals publishing only poetry and magazines publishing only nonfiction are excluded, making it easier for fiction writers to navigate.\\n\\nAlthough the author interviews and craft articles are interesting, the market entries are the most valuable. Changes in editorial staff, focus, and the demise/birth of new markets every year necessitate buying each year's edition. Beginning writers will need to carefully read \\\"The Business of Fiction Writing\\\" while experienced writers will bypass most of the front matter to get right to the listings. Not all magazines and book publishers are listed here since the guide requires the cooperation of the publishers, but the compilation is extensive enough for most writers.\\n\\nThe 2005 edition contains interviews with novelist Margaret Atwood, anthology editor Shannon Ravenel, literary editor Jill Adams, and graphic novelist David Mack. Of particular interest is a piece titled \\\"Premiere Voices\\\", where four authors, including The Kite Runner's Khaled Hosseini, describe their different paths to publication. Articles addressing individual genres (romance , mystery, sci-fi, horror, etc.), self-promotion, and craft and technique round out the front matter.\\n\\nAs a published novelist and short story writer, I find the yearly listings mostly helpful for the placement of short fiction. Novelists would do better to get an agent first (see 2005 Guide to Literary Agents) unless they believe their fiction is better suited to a smaller press, in which case the listings here would be extremely helpful. Writers are advised to read each entry carefully to determine compatibility with their own writing.\\n\\nHighly recommended for writers trying to publish their fiction.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":200,"string":"200"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1361,"string":"1,361"}}},{"rowIdx":1362,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2HVJUXRT1RMH"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"A compact, lightweight and flexible way to carry your compact camera and smartphone. Sturdy, unique fabric resists moisture and abrasion. Flexible interior divider system allows easy fit for a variety of devices. Zippered exterior pocket provides space for batteries, cables or small personal items. Carry by wrist strap or built-in belt loop. The Portland 20 fits an ultra-compact point & shoot camera, smartphone, spare batteries, cables or other small personal items. Internal Dimensions: 7.5 x 5.5 x 12.5 cm (2.95 x 2.17 x 4.92 in); External Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 13.5 cm (3.94 x 3.15 x 5.31 in); Weight: 0.1 kg (0.22 lbs).\". The summary of the review text is \"Decent Case for a Good Price -- With Some Caveats\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I use this case for a Panasonic Lumix ZS50 camera, and ordered it to replace a similar case from a different manufacturer that had begun fraying after a couple of years of use. The zippers on this Lowepro case are holding up very well without any catches or broken teeth despite sometimes rough use and the material of the case itself is holding up very well.\n\nAfter extensive use, I find that the double-Velcro/double strap belt loop is both a blessing and a curse. The over-and-under arrangement (long strap comes down from the top & velcros into place, then is reinforced by a short strap coming up from the bottom & velcroing into place is strong enough to withstand severe pulls, tugs, catches, etc. that might otherwise dislodge the case & camera. However, it also sometimes makes it difficult to get the case on & off my belt quickly (not to mention that it's impossible to do so silently); the old case had a little less velcro and used a small snap to reinforce the hold, and I found that a little more convenient. I was also surprised by how small the space for a belt actually is when compared to the length of the main strap, but t date I've not had any trouble fitting the case onto belts, backpack straps, etc.\n\nI had measured my camera (and old case) carefully before ordering this case and was surprised at how snug it turned out to be even without any of the extra (thin) high-density foam I had put in my old case for extra protection. This problem was remedied by taking a few minutes to gently pull on various parts of the case to stretch them a little, and now the camera fits into the case easily. However, I am finding that the camera still \"catches\" easily when pulling it out of the case, even with the main zippers open all the way; this problem may ease over time as the material of the case becomes less stiff with wear, but right now it's a (small but real) annoyance. I've also found the outside pocket is a tighter fit than on my old case (can really only fit 1 spare battery instead of 2).\n\nOverall, I have no buyer's remorse and think the Portland 20 is a decent product that's appropriately priced. I'll see how long it lasts and will shop around a bit for its replacement when the time comes, but would also be willing to buy the same case again."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I use this case for a Panasonic Lumix ZS50 camera, and ordered it to replace a similar case from a different manufacturer that had begun fraying after a couple of years of use. The zippers on this Lowepro case are holding up very well without any catches or broken teeth despite sometimes rough use and the material of the case itself is holding up very well.\n\nAfter extensive use, I find that the double-Velcro/double strap belt loop is both a blessing and a curse. The over-and-under arrangement (long strap comes down from the top & velcros into place, then is reinforced by a short strap coming up from the bottom & velcroing into place is strong enough to withstand severe pulls, tugs, catches, etc. that might otherwise dislodge the case & camera. However, it also sometimes makes it difficult to get the case on & off my belt quickly (not to mention that it's impossible to do so silently); the old case had a little less velcro and used a small snap to reinforce the hold, and I found that a little more convenient. I was also surprised by how small the space for a belt actually is when compared to the length of the main strap, but t date I've not had any trouble fitting the case onto belts, backpack straps, etc.\n\nI had measured my camera (and old case) carefully before ordering this case and was surprised at how snug it turned out to be even without any of the extra (thin) high-density foam I had put in my old case for extra protection. This problem was remedied by taking a few minutes to gently pull on various parts of the case to stretch them a little, and now the camera fits into the case easily. However, I am finding that the camera still \"catches\" easily when pulling it out of the case, even with the main zippers open all the way; this problem may ease over time as the material of the case becomes less stiff with wear, but right now it's a (small but real) annoyance. I've also found the outside pocket is a tighter fit than on my old case (can really only fit 1 spare battery instead of 2).\n\nOverall, I have no buyer's remorse and think the Portland 20 is a decent product that's appropriately priced. I'll see how long it lasts and will shop around a bit for its replacement when the time comes, but would also be willing to buy the same case again."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Computer Grafix films can be run through Inkjet or Laser printers/copiers to create unique designs right from your own computer. Print vibrant images, crisp text, custom overlays, journaling, window effects, stickers and photos on Computer Grafix blank transparencies. Try rubber stamping and embossing to add extra texture and dimension to all of your projects. These films make designing your scrapbook pages and paper crafts more creative than ever!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Did What It's Supposed To but Results were Still Disappointing\n\nReview: I had hoped to use these to create a 3D effect on photos by printing different portions of each image on a different sheet and then stacking them in a frame. There was no problem using them in my HP printer (I used the \"matte photo paper\" setting), but I was disappointed to find that the printed image remains far more transparent than expected (to the point where it the on-screen image would be washed out if used with an overhead projector). The image also became MUCH darker than expected with only 4 of the planned 6 layers in place; despite the paleness of the printed image, even the untouched portions of the film develop noticeable opacity with even 3 layers, a problem that becomes much more pronounced with each additional layer. The final 6-layer image was too dark and \"muddy\" to be used in a regular frame, so I'm going to have to experiment with backlighting, light boxes, etc. (Tech Note: I'm using an HP ENVY 5660 printer and an Apple MacBook Pro running Mac OS X 10.10.5 \"Yosemite,\" printing the images from Photoshop.)\n\nPrior to purchasing the product, I read some reviews warning that the film surface is easily scratched and/or damaged. I did not have any problem with scratches, but that might have been because I was handling each sheet very carefully. Even so, I was glad that I was printing 5x7 images because the sheets seem to love fingerprints. Also, when using a flatbed trimmer to cut the two 5x7 images off each sheet, I quickly discovered that using too much pressure on the cutter frame to hold the sheets in place would create permanent creases in the plastic. (Another lesson was that when using a flatbed trimmer to cut transparent sheets, one should have a small flashlight to shine across the line to be cut at an oblique angle or the guide wire will be nearly invisible -- most trimmers are designed with the idea that opaque materials will be cut, thus making any guide wires and/or printed cutting guides easier to line up with.)\n\nThis product *did* work and *did* do what the manufacturer seems to have intended it to do, but the delicate nature of each sheet, the transparent muddiness of the printed image, and the unexpected opacity of even clear portions of the sheet when only 3-4 are stacked means I will *not* be buying more for this project. On the other hand, if you're looking to make something to hang in a window or use on an overhead projector and you don't mind having to replace it periodically, this product will likely suffice.","Product: Computer Grafix films can be run through Inkjet or Laser printers/copiers to create unique designs right from your own computer. Print vibrant images, crisp text, custom overlays, journaling, window effects, stickers and photos on Computer Grafix blank transparencies. Try rubber stamping and embossing to add extra texture and dimension to all of your projects. These films make designing your scrapbook pages and paper crafts more creative than ever!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Did What It's Supposed To but Results were Still Disappointing\n\nReview: I had hoped to use these to create a 3D effect on photos by printing different portions of each image on a different sheet and then stacking them in a frame. There was no problem using them in my HP printer (I used the \"matte photo paper\" setting), but I was disappointed to find that the printed image remains far more transparent than expected (to the point where it the on-screen image would be washed out if used with an overhead projector). The image also became MUCH darker than expected with only 4 of the planned 6 layers in place; despite the paleness of the printed image, even the untouched portions of the film develop noticeable opacity with even 3 layers, a problem that becomes much more pronounced with each additional layer. The final 6-layer image was too dark and \"muddy\" to be used in a regular frame, so I'm going to have to experiment with backlighting, light boxes, etc. (Tech Note: I'm using an HP ENVY 5660 printer and an Apple MacBook Pro running Mac OS X 10.10.5 \"Yosemite,\" printing the images from Photoshop.)\n\nPrior to purchasing the product, I read some reviews warning that the film surface is easily scratched and/or damaged. I did not have any problem with scratches, but that might have been because I was handling each sheet very carefully. Even so, I was glad that I was printing 5x7 images because the sheets seem to love fingerprints. Also, when using a flatbed trimmer to cut the two 5x7 images off each sheet, I quickly discovered that using too much pressure on the cutter frame to hold the sheets in place would create permanent creases in the plastic. (Another lesson was that when using a flatbed trimmer to cut transparent sheets, one should have a small flashlight to shine across the line to be cut at an oblique angle or the guide wire will be nearly invisible -- most trimmers are designed with the idea that opaque materials will be cut, thus making any guide wires and/or printed cutting guides easier to line up with.)\n\nThis product *did* work and *did* do what the manufacturer seems to have intended it to do, but the delicate nature of each sheet, the transparent muddiness of the printed image, and the unexpected opacity of even clear portions of the sheet when only 3-4 are stacked means I will *not* be buying more for this project. On the other hand, if you're looking to make something to hang in a window or use on an overhead projector and you don't mind having to replace it periodically, this product will likely suffice.","Product: The Essential Mac Disk Utility. Disk Warrior 5: Maintains. Repairs. Recovers. Includes USB Flash Drive.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: VERY Glad I Bought This!\n\nReview: The only thing I've thrown at DiskWarrior since it arrived where it didn't fix the problem is a 1TB external hard drive where DW said it couldn't rebuild the directory because the failure is hardware-based -- I had already suspected that but figured \"what the heck?\" because it did such a fantastic job with recovering nearly 2TB of data off another drive and correcting some minor but very annoying problems with a 3rd. Even with that \"failure,\" it was able to tell me my files & directories are still alive & well on the disc, so now I know it'll be worth my while to send the unit to a professional data recovery company. The included bootable USB thumb drive was an unexpected bonus.","Product: Noise diffusing revolving boom mic with adjustable head band makes this a perfect headset for consumers who talk on the road.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Great for a short time, will never buy another.\n\nReview: I don't like the in-ear/over-ear BT sets (hurt my ear and/or interfere with my glasses, also have to speak VERY LOUDLY on many calls)... I bought the HFBLU-H1 about a year ago and very quickly fell in love with it. Unfortunately, the honeymoon only lasted about 3 months; the main function button started to get very, very picky about how hard I pressed it and by the time we hit the 6 month mark I had to be very careful to press it only on the edges because pressing it dead center had no effect. Over the next few months, added several new unfortunate behaviors: intermittent functionality of the main button; difficulty turning on or off; a need to be re-paired with my phone every few days; random beeping; and even turning itself off at random times... and somehow in the interim the price went up, too.\n\nA couple of days ago the headset simply refused to communicate with my phone at all so it's now wrapped in a plastic bag in my basement and I'm looking at several competitors' products.\n\nBottom line: it was great for a very short time, just OK for a while longer, and a royal PITA for several months. Its lifespan is much too short and the annoyance factor much too high for me to ever consider this product again. In addition, if my headset is an example of quality control & product longevity, I'll be thinking twice about buying any other Cellular Innovations products in the future.","Product: Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0GHz 1GB 160GB CDRW/DVD 13.3\" AirPort OS X w/Webcam & Bluetooth (Mid 2007) - B MAC-MBOOK/NBB-NBBAP Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0GHz 13.3\" Notebook Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0 GHz 13.3-inch Notebook Grade B (see below for description)General Features: White color Mac OS X Version 10.6 Intel Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0 GHz processor 667 MHz FSB, 4 MB L2 cache 1 GB DDR2 667 MHz SDRAM 160 GB Serial ATA hard drive Slot-loading CD-RW/DVD combo drive Intel GMA 950 graphics Integrated HD audio with built-in speakers Built-in 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Built-in AirPort Extreme Wi-Fi (based on IEEE 802.11n draft specification) Built-in Bluetooth 2.0+EDR (Enhanced Data Rate) module Keyboard with touchpad Built-in iSight webcam and omnidirectional microphone 13.3-inch glossy widescreen TFT LCD display (1280 x 800)I/O Ports: One (1) RJ-45 Ethernet One (1) Mini-DVI (video out) Two (2) USB 2.0 One (1) FireWire 400 One (1) Audio/Microphone in One (1) Audio/Headphone outPower Specifications: Input: 100-240V ~ 50/60Hz, 1.5A Output: 16.5V --- 3.65ARegulatory Approvals: FCC CE VCCI C-Tick WEEE Notes: Model: MacBook P/N: MB061LL/AProduct Requirements: Available power outlet Refurbished Notebook Grades: Grade B Notebook is in very good working condition, has minor cosmetic blemishes, examples of which are (but not limited to): Scratches in case (particularly the top lid) Very fine hairline cracks in hinge, USB, power port areas or casing that does not affect usability Very minor denting that does not affect usability (particularly on the corners) Fine scratches or scuffs in the screen (not noticeable when powered on) Bright or dead pixels (two or less) No wear or minor wear on keyboard/trackpad May have \"skin\" on the top lid Condition of the underside of the laptop is not used for grading Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0 GHz 13.3-inch Notebook Mac OS X Version 10.6 pre-installed Power adapter (100-240V ~ 50/60Hz)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Just What the Doctor Ordered (Almost)\n\nReview: This laptop was ordered to replace an essentially identical unit that had the unfortunate experience of encountering a toddler with a cup orange juice... (Not a happy story!) The new laptop arrived on time, in excellent physical shape, and with its own charger & Mac OS disc; as soon as I powered it up, I was able to transfer all the files over from the old (and rapidly failing) laptop just the way Apple said I could.\n\nTwo things keep the rating down on this purchase:\n\n1) The power \"brick\" came without the extension cord that Apple always includes; if I hadn't had an old one on hand, this would have been an extra-cost problem. This takes about 1/2 star off my rating.\n\n2) The system is indicating the battery needs replacement (on a \"like yesterday\" timeline), which means I'm going to have an unexpected additional cost of almost $150 -- I haven't contacted the original seller about it yet, but it's really annoying to receive a \"ready to go\" laptop that needs that much extra servicing straight out of the box. This takes another 1-1/2 stars off the rating, and I'm tempted to take it a little lower.\n\nStill, the laptop itself is in excellent physical shape and all the features seem to be working as they're supposed to, so I'll keep it at 3 stars for now.","Product: Made to Plug & Play with Mac computers, iMac, MacBooks, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro. MacOS Extended Journaled (HFS+) formatted.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: So Far, So Good -- No Real Complaints, Will See As Time Goes By\n\nReview: It hasn't been too long so I'm only going with 4 stars for the moment -- I'll update after a few months to see if my rating has changed. The drive does exactly what it's supposed to and is actually quite fast (although I only have about half a TB of data on it at the moment). It works & plays nicely with my MacBook Pro and has digested both very large and batches of many very small files without hiccup. Every now and then it makes som odd, fairly loud sounds (especially if I use the \"Secure Delete\" option in OS X 10.10 Yosemite) but that just seems to be the way it works. I will warn potential buyers that the blue light on the front REALLY stands out in a dark room, so it could possibly even double as a night light -- or keep you awake if it's in your bedroom. Not a big deal, I just thought it was worth saying. :-)","Product: Panasonic LUMIX ZS40: The All-in-one 30X Super Zoom Adventure Camera\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Definitely A Great, High Quality Point-And-Shoot Camera\n\nReview: I am still getting used to the differences between the ZS40 and the TZ5 but so far I'm lovin' this camera. About 95% of the problems I've run into have been directly due to my not being used to using it (and the fact that some buttons are where my muscle memory tells me other buttons are). Every device has its idiosyncrasies, and this one's no exception... but the power of the 30X zoom, the choice of JPEG or RAW or both(!), the (usually) much faster shutter response time compared to the older camera, the ability to switch between video screen and classic viewfinder (very helpful in bright sunlight), and greater level of manual control make it a real winner in my book. The only real complaints I can think of are that the \"Intelligent Auto\" setting seems to be overly fond of telling me a photo is backlit when I don't see it as such, and that (just like its predecessor) the door to the battery/SD card compartment doesn't latch shut as securely as I'd like. Everything considered, I'm VERY glad to have this camera in my hands!","Product: Pioneer Slim BDRW/DVDRW BDR-XD05S 6x USB3\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Problem-Free, Very Light, Excellent Value\n\nReview: As expected, the super-bright little blue light can be annoying when watching movies lying in bed -- but that is the ONLY negative thing I have to say about this device! (Note: I'm using it with a 15\" Macbook Pro with Retina Display running Mac OS X Yosemite 10.10.5) I've played both homemade and factory CDs and DVDs, and have burned close to 50 discs on it (most in a two-day marathon session) and the drive hasn't given me a single problem. My general annoyance at having to carry around an external CD/DVD drive (thanks to Apple) has been assuaged by how light the drive is and how easily it fits into my laptop carrying case.\n\nThe only caveat I'd give other buyers is to remember you CANNOT open the drive unless it's powered up...! (That took a little experimentation on my part to find out.)","Product: LUMIX 30X Travel Zoom Camera with Eye Viewfinder\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: EXCELLENT Point-and-Shoot Camera with Amazing Zoom and Few Bad Habits\n\nReview: UPDATE 7-Jan-2017: The annoying behavior of the viewfinder's automatic eye sensor that I mentioned in my original review has been solved! Using the camera's standard internal settings menu, I turned off the automatic sensor and programmed the 2nd function button on the back of the camera to toggle between viewfinder & big screen. Joy! I also recently used the camera in a winter ice display where the average temperature was just seven degrees Fahrenheit, keeping the camera turned on almost continuously for 35 minutes plus zooming in & out every few minutes to make sure the lenses hadn't frozen. I came out of the display with about 1/3 of a battery charge while other visitors had their camera & smartphone batteries drained almost completely by the cold. YMMV but it's not the first time I've found the batteries this camera uses do very well in extreme cold (just keep in mind the camera _can_ freeze if exposed to extreme cold for too long without warm hands around it).\n\nORIGINAL REVIEW: This being my 3rd Panasonic Lumix camera, I was expecting few (if any) surprises -- and for the most part was right. This is A Good Thing.\n\nThe ZS50 replaces a ZS40 that went to the beach with me one time too many (sand gets in very bad places with all those moving parts on the lens). It feels a bit heftier than the 40 but all the controls are exactly where I'd come to expect them and the general physical handling of the two cameras is nearly identical. The one caveat is that the viewfinder will automatically turn on -- thus turning off the main screen on back -- any time a finger, loose shirt collar, etc. gets too close to the sensor, so I've had to pay more attention to exactly how I'm holding the camera to avoid those, \"omigosh, it just stopped worki- oh, no, it's just the viewfinder\" moments. (I expect this to become automatic as I use the camera more over time.)\n\nSome things I've come to especially like:\n- The \"shoot through glass\" option in the Scenes menu (I don't remember having this on the ZS40)\n- MUCH much higher resolution image in the viewfinder, good enough to use it 100% of the time if I want.\n- The camera's reaction time seems faster; even using the \"Intelligent Auto\" setting (see note below) there's less wait between pressing the button and actually taking a picture. The old ZS40 was fast enough most of the time, but this new ZS50 is fast enough nearly ALL the time. I can't tell you if this is real or just my perception... but in any case I'm happier with this perception.\n- There's been a definite improvement in the quality of low-light images.\n- Just as with my older ZS40 and TZ5, the ZS50's zoom capability is amazing (especially in a camera this small).\n- The ZS50 uses the exact same batteries as its older sibling, saving me a bunch of money (and now I have *three* extra batteries, which is great for travel and events where I'm keeping the camera turned on for long periods of time).\n- The ZS50 comes with an actual battery charger as well as a USB cable, a real improvement over the USB-only charging feature of the ZS40. (I was able to buy a 3rd party charger with 2 extra batteries, so it was more of an annoyance than a problem; it's nice to know I now have a spare charger along with the spare batteries.)\n\nSome differences that don't really matter:\n- The ZS50 actually has a lower megapixel count than the older ZS40 (I think it's 12.1 vs 18) but I've not been able to see any difference in image quality until I start enlarging images beyond 8x10.\n- I had the all-black version of the ZS40 so the finish of the ZS50 looks flashier, but this isn't an issue aside from the two looking different. The all-black coating was supposed to have some anti-slip properties but I've had zero problems hanging onto the ZS50 even with damp hands while moving fast.\n\nSome caveats:\n- The \"Intelligent Auto\" setting on the ZS50 has the same annoying habits of the older version, especially its propensity to decide many photos are either backlit or a hand-held night shot even when not. I've learned that the Aperture Priority and Shutter Priority modes are my friends.\n- That auto-on feature for the viewfinder can go from \"wow, cool\" to PITA in no time flat; I'm still having to pay attention to exactly how I'm holding the camera and/or what's near it when I'd rather pay attention to my subjects. (Hopefully this will be a case of familiarity breeding adjustment.)\n- The flash is located perfectly to be blocked or shaded by my hand; I'm also having to learn how to hold it properly when using the flash.\n- Problems shared with the older ZS40 are the lack of hot shoe or microphone jack, but the flash is relatively powerful (especially when your fingers aren't blocking it) and the sound from the two tiny microphones on the top of the camera is surprisingly good.\n- Also similar to the ZS40 (but slightly improved) is the amount of image pixelation at higher zoom levels, even when using only optical zoom.\n- The GPS feature built into the older ZS40 is gone; I never used it (the feature eats batteries) but for some users this could be an issue.\n\nAll in all, this is an excellent camera that blurs the line between high-end point & shoot versus low-end DSLR. Battery life is good; color balance is good under a wide range of lighting; the full-range zoom is droolworthy; shutter delay is nearly nonexistent; it's small enough to (carefully) fit in a pocket or into a cheap case hanging from one's belt; and it's compact enough to be great for travel. Treated with proper respect (and based on the older TZ5 and ZS40 I abused), I expect the ZS50 to last me at least 3-5 years and probably become a hand-me-down in the family.","Product: The all-new VIZIO 29\" 2.0 Sound Bar offers amazing audio in a compact size. Its sophisticated new design makes it an attractive addition to any 32\"+ class TV. Use Bluetooth to stream music from your smartphone, tablet or computer. With everything you need for a quick and easy setup, upgrading to an amazing home theater experience has never been easier - plug the Sound Bar in, connect it to your TV, sit back and enjoy. The 2.0 Sound Bar features two powerful full-range stereo speakers that boost your audio and deliver amazing sound. Streamlined Design VIZIO Sound Bars are crafted to accentuate your TV with a minimalist body style that blends in with any room of your home. VIZIO Sound Bars utilize DTS audio technologies to deliver elevated multi-channel audio for the most immersive sound quality.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Excellent Sound but Needs Its Own Remote\n\nReview: This sound bar was my last attempt at getting something hooked up to replace the unexpectedly bad (and rapidly deteriorating) sound put out by a new flat-screen TV we had given our folks as a gift. Hooking it up was relatively easy, but the optical hookup stopped working within 48 hours -- likely the TV's fault, not the sound bar's. Once I hooked it up via the old-style RCA jacks, everything has been working well for several months.\n\nWhat we did not realize is that the sound bar shuts itself off one the TV has been off for a few minutes but does NOT turn itself back on automatically. After several \"we can't hear anything!\" phone calls, I was able to figure out the problem & taught my folks which button to push on which remote. It's mildly annoying that they need the separate sound bar remote control at hand (thus only 4 stars), but -- as long as they don't push the wrong button! -- it works very well and provides excellent sound.","Product: Secure and reliable, My Passport for Mac safeguards your creative life. Protect your important files with Apple Time Machine backups. Set an optional password, that only you know, to activate 256-bit hardware encryption and add an extra layer of security. Now, it's easier than ever to back up your creative life and take it with you.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works Well When it Remembers to Work\n\nReview: I bought this for my sister to use for backing up her MacBook Pro via Time Machine, and it works well. I took off 1 star because (unlike several other external drives from various manufacturers that I use for Time Machine backups of my own, identical MacBook Pro) it seems to lose its link with the computer if left hooked up for more than a couple of days. The link (and backups) can be restored simply by unplugging the WD drive, counting to 10, and plugging it back in -- but it's the only external drive I've come across so far with this quirk. Still, I'll consider buying another one of I need a small, easily-transported external drive in the future.","Product: Spend your journeys in the lightweight comfort of the travelers favorite underwear. With minimal coverage in a stretchy, quick-drying diamond mesh knit, the Give-N-Go Brief dries fast, and keeps you carry-on light.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Only Holding Back Half a Star, They're Well Worth the Investment!\n\nReview: I bought 4 pairs of these back in 2010 and literally lived in them for 2 weeks in China. They're still good, so I bought a couple more for more recent travel. As expected they're light & comfortable, and can easily be hand-washed in a sink with some plain ol' soap & water -- and then (if well-wrung) can be dry enough to wear in just a few hours without needing a clothes dryer.\n\nI'm actually holding back star because they run just a wee bit tight and tend to deliver unexpected wedgies from time to time... and they cost more than the usual \"tight whities\" I have in my drawer. That said, I'll likely buy more as time goes by, they seem to last forever and are really, really good for traveling in.","Product: The striped Wenzel Summer Camp Sleeping Bag comes in a variety of color options. This sleeping bag is perfect for young campers. Insul-Therm non-allergenic fill adds lofty warmth. This sleeping bag is rated for 40 degrees F and boasts a self-repairing coil zipper. A matching stuff sack makes this sleeping bag complete. Dimensions: 66L x 26W in.. Polyester outer fabric material. Choice of color. Rated for 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Self-repairing coil zipper. 3.25 lbs. carrying weight. Ideal for young campers. Insul-Therm non-allergenic fill. Stuff sack included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sturdy, Well-Made, and Large Enough for a Grown-Up in a Pinch\n\nReview: This sleeping bag was purchased as a gift for an 8-year-old girl who needed one for a sleepover, and it's become a favorite thing for her to bring along on overnight trips, sleepovers, and Girl Scout events (although she has NOT used it for actual camping outdoors). It's actually large enough for her mom to use, and even I (5' 10-1/2\") could use it in a pinch. It's survived a number of extremely active sleepovers, a couple of spilled sodas, at least one forgotten bag of potato chips, and as many as two simultaneous (small) sleepers. The only problem anyone has encountered is that it can be a little difficult to roll it up tightly enough to fit into its carry bag -- but my niece seems to have less trouble doing that than do any of her grownups so I'm not subtracting any stars (just be ready for that step to be a bit of a chore). I was originally concerned about the carry bag tearing or splitting because it fit so tightly, but it's showing no noticeable wear or signs of failure even after multiple uses.","Product: When Bishop, a Mutant from a future controlled by the Mutant-hating Sentinels, travels back through time to stop an assassination attempt on Senator Kelly, he crosses paths with the Uncanny X-Men. As if an attack from the Sentinel Nimrod weren't enough, Bishop realizes that Senator Kelly's would-be assassin is none other than one of the X-Men.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Definitely Worth the Rental and Fun to Watch\n\nReview: A fun romp through the (cinematic version of the) history of the X-Men, with the usual \"Oh, WOW!\" level special effects and a cast who seem to actually have some respect for their characters.\n\nI kept the 5th star in my pocket due to a couple of small but annoying plot holes, the apparent ease with which some characters seem to suddenly agree with Logan/Wolverine, and a depiction of Magneto's power at a level that stretched my willing suspension of disbelief pretty hard. (This in a film where my only reaction to the powers of Blink, Raven/Mystique, Storm, et al was a happy smile... oh, well.) Also, anyone not familiar with a number of the featured characters will likely spend several minutes going, \"Wait, what...?!?\" at the beginning of the film and maybe also 2-3 times as the story unfolds.\n\nThe reproduction of 1970s NYC and Washington, DC, although imperfect, were more than good enough to be plenty of fun; the same goes for Nixon & co. There are just enough intentionally silly/funny moments throughout the film to keep the dark side of the story where it belongs, and while the ending may be a tad too neat & clean for some fans I found it logical & satisfying.","Product: A secret military project endangers Neo-Tokyo when it turns a biker gang member into a rampaging psionic psychopath that only two kids and a group of psionics can stop.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dark & Violent Candy for the Eye and the Mind\n\nReview: There's just enough of an Eastern philosophical bent to make some things in this film a little stranger than necessary, and a couple of times the action seemed to indicate that the English language voiceover was not a proper translation of the original Japanese. Also, the plot (despite lots of physical action) takes perhaps a tad longer than necessary to get to the core of the story... but that could also simply be Western vs. Eastern storytelling styles.\n\nThat said, \"Akira\" remains an amazing vision of a dystopian future. Sometimes bordering on the psychedelic and often quite bloody, the story is told with memorable characters and visuals that might just refuse to leave your head after viewing. (It is NOT, repeat NOT, a cartoon for kids; it's a dark, violent and occasionally disturbing story meant for the 18+ audience.) There are what seem to be some loose ends that never quite get tied up, and a few side stories & characters that are never developed beyond the bare minimum needed to move the main characters through their actions, but it holds up very well despite being nearly 30 years old. The main characters remain true to type, most with well-defined individual personalities, and even those that are more \"cardboard\" archetypes or simply there for comedic relief are all recognizable individuals in the crowd. I won't include any real spoilers here, but the story itself requires viewers to use inference and memory to fill in some blanks for themselves as would any decently-written book or script.\n\nKeep in mind this is not a light-hearted cartoon romp through the future so much as a story about the corrupting effect of power and the destructive abilities of different forms of madness and/or pride -- and then sit back, watch it, think about it, and then watch it again.","Product: A Science fiction adventure.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: The Memory Was Better Than the Movie.\n\nReview: I had seen this on TV many years ago, and thought it would be fun to watch. The giant drilling machine is still cool; Caroline Munro is even hotter than I remembered; and the underground world is well-constructed and interesting to look at.\n\nThat said... the creatures are HORRIBLE. The first prehistoric monster is a T-Rex... no, it's a giant bird... no, it's a... a... who the heck knows what it is, aside from a really bad monster suit with someone inside. The next few creatures are just as bad, as are the \"flying\" effects of the ancient \"birds,\" and the acting, and the dialogue, and... well, let's just say I enjoyed looking at Ms. Munro and leave it at that.\n\nSorry... I know it's really more of a kids' film than a \"real\" science fiction movie, but... Yikes.","Product: Directed by J.J. Abrams. Starring Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Karl Urban.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Good Trek Film\n\nReview: If you don't mind JJ Abrams' tweakage of Trek canon, you'll like this film. It's got character development, fantastic effects, good action sequences, and a shuttlecraft's worth of fun inside references to the original series, the first set of films, and the more recent assortment of Trek TV series.\n\nAs you might expect, there are also a few things that are loads of fun to watch (or seriously important to the story) that will, upon contemplation, defy logic. I don't want to post spoilers here, but after watching the film I was left scratching my head over, for example, how many times assorted spacecraft of assorted sizes make it into what one would think is a closely monitored environment without anyone noticing (except, in one case, until it's good for the story).\n\nI'm also kind of sorry those twin kitties don't get more screen time, but that a whole 'nother kind of movie. :-)\n\nThe bottom line: Trek fans will enjoy the film on a variety of levels, and general SF and/or action fans should find enough in this movie to make it worth watching at least once.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Flawed but Way Too Much Fun to Worry About It!\n\nReview: POW! BAM! ZOOM! WHEE! This thing's got action, and lots of it -- and a lot more character development than I'd expected, a real plus. I had a couple of minor bones to pick *after* watching the film (e.g., HOW many suits did he have in the basement?!?), but none that took away from the enjoyment. Even the plot \"twists\" that could be seen coming from over the horizon had a few goodies that offset them well. Yes, it's a flawed movie -- but SO much fun to watch, who cares?! (As usual, it's also worth waiting until the very, very end of the end credits... Not quite the \"Oh, COOL!\" postscript of the first Iron Man film, but worth a quick guffaw.)","Product: Godzilla DVD movie. New version.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good Eye Candy but Flawed and Uneven\n\nReview: I expected eye candy free from distraction, and for the most part I got what I expected.\n\n*** SPOILERS AHEAD ***\n\nWhat marred the film for me was the way the human hero repeatedly comes face-to-face with the giant kaiju \"bad guys,\" time and again being in mortal danger only to somehow be saved at the penultimate moment. He's in trucks that roll over, monorails that get trashed, dropped off high bridges into shallow water, caught in massive explosions, threatened with being eaten at extreme close range -- and always comes out of it tired and slightly bruised but fully battle-ready for his next unlikely encounter. Okay, so he ends up limping and using one crutch at the very end of the movie, but c'mon! The willing suspension of disbelief that movies of this type require got twisted & nearly broken by the obvious impossibility of this guy's ongoing repeat encounters despite an attempt at making everything in the film super-realistic. (BTW, if you've ever been to a certain airport you'll immediately realize the monorail is totally fictional.)\n\nThe other big problem for me was that we are introduced to the real (human) hero -- at least as an adult -- well after the movie has begun, while the person who seems to be set up as the main character is unceremoniously killed off almost as an afterthought about 20% of the way in. Not only did this just seem strange, it left me wondering which seemingly major character would be killed off next, thus making the unlikeliness of the hero's surviving repeated monster encounters even more grating. (It also left me wondering about how many different screenplays & writers it took to create this film, getting in the way of just watching the action.)\n\nA smaller problem was that I ended up wondering just how big Godzilla and the MUTOs really were. They're always big, but their exact scale (despite some specific measurements being blurted out by various characters onscreen) seems fluid. This is most noticeable when Godzilla creates a devastating tsunami just by getting out of the water in Hawaii, but just gentle (albeit large) ripples when he lowers his entire bulk into San Francisco Bay later on; he also seems to be as large as an aircraft carrier -- no, wait, he's a lot longer than the carrier -- no, wait, he's just half again as large as that cruiser over there... in various scenes.\n\nThe script also seems to play fast and loose with abilities of the kaiju. The two worst such examples are the sudden death of the male MUTO (slammed into a building for the umpteenth time and fatally impaled on the same wreckage he'd been impervious to throughout the movie until then), and the long build-up to Godzilla's first use of atomic fire breath vs. its nearly instantaneous availability minutes later despite his being obviously exhausted by the long fight with the MUTOs.\n\nOh, yeah -- and why do away with Godzilla's signature sound? He roars very convincingly, but just doesn't sound like himself.\n\nOn the redeeming side, this movie IS eye candy. Not only are the effects well-done, some of the basic imagery is actually beautiful. Most notable in this regard is the HALO jump into San Francisco (set to the same odd, haunting vocals as the end of \"2001\") -- the scene where the jumpers emerge from the clouds with their trailing red smoke streams resembles a painting. I also have to admit the aforementioned long build-up to Godzilla's first use of atomic fire breath was a scene I replayed several times; the slow rise of blue glow from the tip of his tail up through the plates on Big G's back, \"followed\" by a deep, slowly-rising base note actually garnered an \"oh, yeah, here it comes\" chuckle from me.\n\nOverall, I'll watch this film again IF it becomes free under Amazon Prime; it was fun for my eyes but the inconsistencies and broken logic of the script were enough to make it a one-time rental only.","Product: Meet the next generation of villains in Disney's DESCENDANTS! Imprisoned on the Isle of the Lost, home of the most infamous villains who ever lived, the kids of Maleficent (Kristen Chenoweth), the Evil Queen, Jafar and Cruella De Vil have never ventured off the island... until now. Sent to idyllic Auradon to attend prep school alongside the children of beloved Disney heroes, these villainous kids must execute a plan that helps their evil parents achieve \"world domination\" once again! Will Maleficent's daughter (Dove Cameron) and the other rebel teens follow in their rotten parents' footsteps or will they choose to embrace their innate goodness and save the kingdom? Co-starring Booboo Stewart, Cameron Boyce and introducing newcomer Sofia Carson, this wickedly cool comedy adventure is awesome to the core!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good Show, Good Message(s), Good Music\n\nReview: When my sister's DVR died and she had to get a new one from the cable company, my 7-year-old niece's only concern was losing the copy of \"Descendants\" they had recorded. I bought this disc to replace the lost digital copy and to give her something to watch in the car on longer trips -- and it has been played almost as many times as the digital copy.\n\nThe basic story is \"new classic\" Disney; moral lessons presented in a highly entertaining manner, with surprisingly good acting and some musical numbers that I actually don't mind getting caught in my head from time to time. Although pitched to young \"tweens,\" Descendants is written and performed well enough to remain entertaining for adults -- a good thing, since my niece has had me (and/or her other grownups) watch it literally several dozen times in its entirety, plus still keeps \"Rotten to the Core\" in her iTunes playlist.\n\nWhile my niece enjoys the dancing, music, and fun of living in a magic land, her grownups like the fact that there are some very simple, basic morals being presented both religion-free AND in a non-cookie-cutter manner. Not only is it made obvious why being good is better than being bad, it's also shown that being too full of yourself is not good; that assuming superiority because you're \"good\" instead of \"bad\" can lead \"bad guys\" being better people in general; that judging people without knowing them, based on what other people have done, can lead to wrong assumptions; that it's a good thing to remain true to yourself AND be part of a larger group; and that every person has their own set of talents and capabilities that they should embrace and not bury just to be popular (or to hook up with the popular kids).","Product: Keep your hands free while talking with this lightweight Emerson Bluetooth headset. The cordless design makes multitasking easy, allowing you to move from one task to the next without any adjustments. This headset and microphone is lightweight and features crystal clear sound. The built-in Bluetooth v2.0 technology gives the Emerson EM-237C Headset the clarity of traditional corded technology with the mobility of Bluetooth wireless, so conversations can continue up to 33-feet from your Bluetooth enabled phone. The EM-237C also features a Noise Reduction boom microphone and the headset can be used on either ear comfortably! This cordless headset will give you up to 6 hours talk/200 hours standby time on one charge.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Minor glitches but still very good!\n\nReview: I don't like the little in-ear Bluetooth earpieces and had purchased a different brand of over-the-head Bluetooth headset a little over a year ago. That unit started off good but began having problems -- but proved to me the basic design was what I wanted. After a number of Internet searches (and after reading a lot of customer reviews), I decided the Emerson unit was good value for the money & bought one. I have literally used it almost every day since first charging its battery, and have been consistently pleased with its ease of use & clarity of sound. I was also pleasantly surprised to find it charges through a standard mini-USB cable (no special cables to buy if a replacement is needed) AND it came with both an AC adapter and automobile adapter; I can use the same charging cable with either.\n\nThe only negative behavior so far is an occasional problem with the connection between headset & phone. If I wander out of range of the phone so that the headset has to reconnect without being turned off, or if I pair the devices while the phone is more than 1-2 feet from the headset, I'll often have sound quality degrade so badly that the unit cannot be used. This can be solved by turning the headset off for about a minute, then turning it on and letting it reconnect to the phone normally. The only other problem I've encountered (having to repeatedly tap the button before being able to use voice commands) was something that I've experienced with the other headset and several Bluetooth earpieces, so I'm pretty sure that problem is actually the phone's.\n\nAll in all, I'm a satisfied customer, and this headset is in use *every* time I'm in my vehicle (state law says \"hands-free only\" for cell phones while driving).","Product: The OtterBox Defender Series case for Apple iPhone 6/6s provides heavy duty protection against drops, dust and damage without taking away from the usability of your phone's features. The Defender Series case offers triple-layer protection and is built from a high-impact polycarbonate shell, durable silicone slipcover and a built-in screen protector, making it one of the toughest cases on the market. Why else do you think we called it the Defender Series?\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent Case & Holster Set with No Real Problems to Report\n\nReview: I ordered this case from Amazon the day before I purchased a new iPhone 6S, and was pleasantly surprised at how much lighter & slimmer it is than the Defender case I used on my old iPhone 4S. The clip-on hard plastic holster also seems a little tougher than the previous version; the old one had to be replaced several times because the clip snagged something & cracked off, while the current holster has snagged a few times (mainly in the seat belt when I exit my car) and the worst that's happened was it popped off my belt once without any damage. The phone case itself is easy to hold and provides very good protection from falls & scratches. The rubber tabs that cover the docking port , earphone jack, and mute/vibrate switch do an excellent job of staying closed without being overly difficult to open; I'm especially happy that the earphone jack cover lines up properly (it did NOT on the 4S case), while the cover for the docking port doesn't seem to be trying to force the power/synch cable out of the port (another problem with the older 4S version of the Defender). The only complaint I have is that the bevel around the screen can get in the way when playing some games or when trying to drag app icons between screens if my finger's not at the right angle -- but it's such a minor problem that I'm not subtracting any stars because of it. This case also doesn't add as much weight or bulk to the 6S as its predecessor did to the 4S -- all in all, I'm a happy camper with this one!","Product: Enjoy a traditional fountain pen writing experience with the convenience of cartridge ink refills. Filled with smooth, rich and vivid blue fountain pen ink, the PARKER QUINK refills are designed for use with PARKER fountain pens. Enjoy the feeling of your pen gliding smoothly across the paper with high quality QUINK ink pen refills.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Good Water-Resistant Ink for Inexpensive Fountain Pens\n\nReview: After a very disappointing experience with a new fountain pen, I read how changing inks might fix the problem so I bought the Parker Quink Ink in black. The result is that a nearly useless decorative fountain pen is now a useful writing tool. I've tried this ink on regular notebook paper, slightly rougher brown paper, kraft-style brown wrapping paper, and a page from an inexpensive pencil sketch pad; in every case there has been no appreciable bleeding or blurring of lines, and (except for one spot where the fountain pen leaked) no appreciable bleed-through. Best of all, it dries quickly and once dry is highly water-resistant; I purposely dripped a small amount of water onto a page that had dried for 2-3 hours and there was no appreciable blurring when I rubbed a finger back & forth across the ink with the water. I plan to continue using Quink for the foreseeable future.","Product: 3M Super 77 Multi-Purpose Adhesive, 4.37-Ounce\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works Alright, Takes Some Practice, Not As Strong As Expected\n\nReview: I used this spray adhesive to attach a large laminated map to several pieces of cork-covered foamboard. I sprayed outside on the front porch & ran inside to do the actual attachment and was glad, since even doing it that way left a funny smell in the house for about an hour afterward. Be prepared to move fast because it goes from wet to very tacky to dry in about a minute, maybe less -- and once it's grabbed on to something, it's VERY hard to reposition things that didn't line up properly. Despite that, there are some minor curling issues (see note at end).\n\nI was able to use this to attach the plastic-laminated map to the cork layer of the backing board, and also used it to easily attach strips of non-primed wood molding strips to the paper side of the backing board as reinforcement.\n\nNOTE: The map I used is laminated and came rolled up, so I had it laying flat on the floor (with weights all the way across & on all 4 corners) for 48 hours before attaching it to the backing board -- and within 24 hours I was having to tape down some of the edges that were curling loose from the adhesive even though it's very thin and showed almost no signs of curling during the glueing process. However, there have been no signs of the wood strips separating from the backing board.","Product: Lightweight and sturdy construction makes this a great alternative to heavy cork boards. Perfect for school related presentations, art and photo displays, memory boards, and business needs. Thick enough that push pins or tacks will not show through the back of the board and the white backing provides two sides for your project. Fine grain surface is reusable again and again when decorated with push pins or tacks! Also works well with adhesives for permanent displays and can be cut into smaller sizes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Useful, Trimmable, and Stand Up Well to Pins\n\nReview: I used 3M Super 77 Multi-Purpose spray adhesive (review elsewhere on Amazon) to attach a total of 5 of these boards to the back of a large wall map -- 4 boards uncut, 1 trimmed into 2 shapes to fill the middle gap. The boards are packaged in pairs with only a plastic shrink-wrap and no edge protection so there was some minor crushing of some corners on 2 of the 3 packages, but it wasn't enough to create a problem for my project. I used a metal straight edge and razor-blade cutter to do most of the trimming (one cut was made with a very sharp steak knife) and found the material is tough but manageable. I was also able to trim pieces as thin as about 1/8\" when I accidentally glued one board onto the map a little crooked.\n\nThe finished map, reinforced with wood strips across the entire back, is hanging on a wall and I've been using LOTS of long map pins to mark visited sites -- and so far the cork layer seems willing to absorb as many pins as I can stick into it. I've been careful not to push the pins too far in but haven't seen any go all the way through to the wall. (The wooden reinforcing strips give me 1/8\" of airspace between wall and board, and when looking with a flashlight haven't seen anything sticking through.) Even so, if using this for a regular bulletin board, I'd use regular thumbtacks or pushpins and nothing with a longer shank.","Product: Swiftmaps presents this amazingly detailed and colorful political wall map. The United States Classic Premier Edition wall map, measuring 48\" tall and 78\" wide, has become our most popular world map with its bright, vivid tones and striking 3D visual relief. This map is a full 8-color wall map and is only available rolled or laminated in this huge, jumbo size. The colors are extremely vivid in this United States map series, and unlike any other wall map you will see. This map is brand new and is politically up to date. The production and cartography of this map was put together with some of the best mapmakers in the this country. This map will make an awesome impression on your home, office or boardroom wall! This map also makes a wonderful educational tool for the classroom. If you want the best United States wall map in print...this map is for you!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Little Thin but Large, Well-Made and Easy to Read.\n\nReview: The map arrived in a large shipping tube (as expected), with both in excellent condition. I was surprised at how thin it seemed, but there was still some \"body\" to it and there were mo breaks, bubbles, or other problems with the lamination. The map was mounted temporarily on a painted cinderblock wall for a school event using 3\" masking tape and was light enough to stay in place without a lot of tape needed -- but my concern about it feeling thin was realized when it was taken off the wall and one corner ended up with a 2\" tear all the way through when we tried to peel the tape off. That said, it's a clear map that was easily read by eyes both young and old, and after a quick repair with clear shipping tape it's ready for next year's event.","Product: Jinhao ink converter\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Bit of a Tight Fit, but Works as Advertised & Holds a Good Volume of Ink\n\nReview: I purchased this 3-pack of fountain pen converters when the converter that came with an inexpensive fountain pen began showing signs of failure, and they arrived just in time. I've only used 1 so far but it's worked exactly the way it's supposed to. I gave the product 4 stars because even though it was supposed to fit the size of pen I have, it took a bit of careful squeezing, pushing, and \"convincing\" to make it fit firmly enough in the pen to not leak; I can't tell if this was due to my ham-handedness or small variations of \"standard\" pen barrel sizes between manufacturers, but I was so close to arranging a product return when the converter finally slipped properly into place that I decided I had to remove 1 star from the rating.\n\nThe above problem notwithstanding, I have experienced zero leakage to date (the pen is used for at least a few minutes daily, and is stored laying flat with a full ink reservoir) and the 2 times I've had to fill it from a jar of ink the converter has worked smoothly. I'll keep an eye on any further developments and will update this review as necessary, but so far I've seen nothing that would lead me to expect any problems beyond those of normal wear & tear over time.","Product: Refillable Vintage Diary Notebook Refillable Paper\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Exactly What You Need if You Have an EvZ Notebook -- Well Worth the Price!\n\nReview: This pack of paper seems identical to the sheets that come with the EvZ 6-ring 7\" Leather Writing Journal Notebook. I've experimented a little with ball point pen, pencils, fine-point markers, and even highlighters but 99% of my writing on these is with fine- or medium-point fountain pens and I've had no problems whatsoever with bleedthrough, blotting, or spreading. I chose the unlined Kraft paper style to match what was already in the notebook(s) I've purchased and to maintain the option of easily drawing or writing freely at any angle and these pages have served admirably.\n\nThe only negative comments I can come up with are that they're small so I need to be more careful than usual with my big, sloppy penmanship if I don't want to use too many pages, and I sometimes have a hard time keeping my writing straight because of the lack of lines. Neither of these \"negatives\" is an actual problem with the product; I specifically chose the small form factor for portability over writing space, and it's my own darn fault that I can't write in (or draw!) a straight line without some kind of aid. I merely include those comments as a caveat for anyone else whose penmanship is less than wonderful.\n\nI'm sure I will need more of this paper in the future -- and I won't hesitate to buy it again!","Product: PRODUCT OVERVIEW Model # BA19-08027OMF-12DE26-3U100 Internet # 205597078 Store SKU # 1001085530 The new Cree LED bulb looks and lights even more like a light bulb. It works just like you would expect - it lights instantly, is dimmable without buzzing, and emits a warm, Omni-directional light using just a fraction of the energy of a traditional incandescent while lasting about 25 times longer. The new Cree LED bulb is now constructed from durable, shatter-proof plastic and weighs less than 2 oz. making it even more affordable so it pays for itself even quicker and will continue paying you for years. How did Cree do this, The new Cree LED Bulb replaces expensive external heat dissipation with next-generation 4Flow Filament Design using cross-flow ventilation to cool the LED. This creates a highly durable, lightweight and long-lasting bulb with a compact all-around light source, which looks and lights just like an incandescent bulb.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good, Bright Bulbs that Live Up to the \"Dimmable\" Hype\n\nReview: I had been buying these bulbs (as well as the 40W equivalent versions) at a local big-box hardware center so when my sister needed a few, I went back there again -- to find they had raised the per-bulb price by nearly $3! This six-pack (all individually packaged) brought the per-bulb cost to less than I had been paying at the \"discounted introductory price\" at the big brick & mortar place so I'm happy.\n\nFive of the bulbs immediately went into the kitchen chandelier, where (as expected) they give a nice, even, white light without throwing off the waves of heat we'd come to expect from that fixture with standard incandescent bulbs installed. Even better, they live up to the \"no hum, no buzz\" promise when dimmed -- we ran the dimmer up & down between its minimum and maximum settings repeatedly over the first day with nothing but blessedly silent light as the result. It's been a few days and the bulbs continue to work & play well with the dimmer without any flickering or annoying noise.\n\nMy sister's already looking for a good lamp for the 6th bulb in the pack, and we'll both definitely buy more of these!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Computer Grafix films can be run through Inkjet or Laser printers/copiers to create unique designs right from your own computer. Print vibrant images, crisp text, custom overlays, journaling, window effects, stickers and photos on Computer Grafix blank transparencies. Try rubber stamping and embossing to add extra texture and dimension to all of your projects. These films make designing your scrapbook pages and paper crafts more creative than ever!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Did What It's Supposed To but Results were Still Disappointing\\n\\nReview: I had hoped to use these to create a 3D effect on photos by printing different portions of each image on a different sheet and then stacking them in a frame. There was no problem using them in my HP printer (I used the \\\"matte photo paper\\\" setting), but I was disappointed to find that the printed image remains far more transparent than expected (to the point where it the on-screen image would be washed out if used with an overhead projector). The image also became MUCH darker than expected with only 4 of the planned 6 layers in place; despite the paleness of the printed image, even the untouched portions of the film develop noticeable opacity with even 3 layers, a problem that becomes much more pronounced with each additional layer. The final 6-layer image was too dark and \\\"muddy\\\" to be used in a regular frame, so I'm going to have to experiment with backlighting, light boxes, etc. (Tech Note: I'm using an HP ENVY 5660 printer and an Apple MacBook Pro running Mac OS X 10.10.5 \\\"Yosemite,\\\" printing the images from Photoshop.)\\n\\nPrior to purchasing the product, I read some reviews warning that the film surface is easily scratched and/or damaged. I did not have any problem with scratches, but that might have been because I was handling each sheet very carefully. Even so, I was glad that I was printing 5x7 images because the sheets seem to love fingerprints. Also, when using a flatbed trimmer to cut the two 5x7 images off each sheet, I quickly discovered that using too much pressure on the cutter frame to hold the sheets in place would create permanent creases in the plastic. (Another lesson was that when using a flatbed trimmer to cut transparent sheets, one should have a small flashlight to shine across the line to be cut at an oblique angle or the guide wire will be nearly invisible -- most trimmers are designed with the idea that opaque materials will be cut, thus making any guide wires and/or printed cutting guides easier to line up with.)\\n\\nThis product *did* work and *did* do what the manufacturer seems to have intended it to do, but the delicate nature of each sheet, the transparent muddiness of the printed image, and the unexpected opacity of even clear portions of the sheet when only 3-4 are stacked means I will *not* be buying more for this project. On the other hand, if you're looking to make something to hang in a window or use on an overhead projector and you don't mind having to replace it periodically, this product will likely suffice.\",\n \"Product: Computer Grafix films can be run through Inkjet or Laser printers/copiers to create unique designs right from your own computer. Print vibrant images, crisp text, custom overlays, journaling, window effects, stickers and photos on Computer Grafix blank transparencies. Try rubber stamping and embossing to add extra texture and dimension to all of your projects. These films make designing your scrapbook pages and paper crafts more creative than ever!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Did What It's Supposed To but Results were Still Disappointing\\n\\nReview: I had hoped to use these to create a 3D effect on photos by printing different portions of each image on a different sheet and then stacking them in a frame. There was no problem using them in my HP printer (I used the \\\"matte photo paper\\\" setting), but I was disappointed to find that the printed image remains far more transparent than expected (to the point where it the on-screen image would be washed out if used with an overhead projector). The image also became MUCH darker than expected with only 4 of the planned 6 layers in place; despite the paleness of the printed image, even the untouched portions of the film develop noticeable opacity with even 3 layers, a problem that becomes much more pronounced with each additional layer. The final 6-layer image was too dark and \\\"muddy\\\" to be used in a regular frame, so I'm going to have to experiment with backlighting, light boxes, etc. (Tech Note: I'm using an HP ENVY 5660 printer and an Apple MacBook Pro running Mac OS X 10.10.5 \\\"Yosemite,\\\" printing the images from Photoshop.)\\n\\nPrior to purchasing the product, I read some reviews warning that the film surface is easily scratched and/or damaged. I did not have any problem with scratches, but that might have been because I was handling each sheet very carefully. Even so, I was glad that I was printing 5x7 images because the sheets seem to love fingerprints. Also, when using a flatbed trimmer to cut the two 5x7 images off each sheet, I quickly discovered that using too much pressure on the cutter frame to hold the sheets in place would create permanent creases in the plastic. (Another lesson was that when using a flatbed trimmer to cut transparent sheets, one should have a small flashlight to shine across the line to be cut at an oblique angle or the guide wire will be nearly invisible -- most trimmers are designed with the idea that opaque materials will be cut, thus making any guide wires and/or printed cutting guides easier to line up with.)\\n\\nThis product *did* work and *did* do what the manufacturer seems to have intended it to do, but the delicate nature of each sheet, the transparent muddiness of the printed image, and the unexpected opacity of even clear portions of the sheet when only 3-4 are stacked means I will *not* be buying more for this project. On the other hand, if you're looking to make something to hang in a window or use on an overhead projector and you don't mind having to replace it periodically, this product will likely suffice.\",\n \"Product: The Essential Mac Disk Utility. Disk Warrior 5: Maintains. Repairs. Recovers. Includes USB Flash Drive.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: VERY Glad I Bought This!\\n\\nReview: The only thing I've thrown at DiskWarrior since it arrived where it didn't fix the problem is a 1TB external hard drive where DW said it couldn't rebuild the directory because the failure is hardware-based -- I had already suspected that but figured \\\"what the heck?\\\" because it did such a fantastic job with recovering nearly 2TB of data off another drive and correcting some minor but very annoying problems with a 3rd. Even with that \\\"failure,\\\" it was able to tell me my files & directories are still alive & well on the disc, so now I know it'll be worth my while to send the unit to a professional data recovery company. The included bootable USB thumb drive was an unexpected bonus.\",\n \"Product: Noise diffusing revolving boom mic with adjustable head band makes this a perfect headset for consumers who talk on the road.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for a short time, will never buy another.\\n\\nReview: I don't like the in-ear/over-ear BT sets (hurt my ear and/or interfere with my glasses, also have to speak VERY LOUDLY on many calls)... I bought the HFBLU-H1 about a year ago and very quickly fell in love with it. Unfortunately, the honeymoon only lasted about 3 months; the main function button started to get very, very picky about how hard I pressed it and by the time we hit the 6 month mark I had to be very careful to press it only on the edges because pressing it dead center had no effect. Over the next few months, added several new unfortunate behaviors: intermittent functionality of the main button; difficulty turning on or off; a need to be re-paired with my phone every few days; random beeping; and even turning itself off at random times... and somehow in the interim the price went up, too.\\n\\nA couple of days ago the headset simply refused to communicate with my phone at all so it's now wrapped in a plastic bag in my basement and I'm looking at several competitors' products.\\n\\nBottom line: it was great for a very short time, just OK for a while longer, and a royal PITA for several months. Its lifespan is much too short and the annoyance factor much too high for me to ever consider this product again. In addition, if my headset is an example of quality control & product longevity, I'll be thinking twice about buying any other Cellular Innovations products in the future.\",\n \"Product: Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0GHz 1GB 160GB CDRW/DVD 13.3\\\" AirPort OS X w/Webcam & Bluetooth (Mid 2007) - B MAC-MBOOK/NBB-NBBAP Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0GHz 13.3\\\" Notebook Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0 GHz 13.3-inch Notebook Grade B (see below for description)General Features: White color Mac OS X Version 10.6 Intel Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0 GHz processor 667 MHz FSB, 4 MB L2 cache 1 GB DDR2 667 MHz SDRAM 160 GB Serial ATA hard drive Slot-loading CD-RW/DVD combo drive Intel GMA 950 graphics Integrated HD audio with built-in speakers Built-in 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet Built-in AirPort Extreme Wi-Fi (based on IEEE 802.11n draft specification) Built-in Bluetooth 2.0+EDR (Enhanced Data Rate) module Keyboard with touchpad Built-in iSight webcam and omnidirectional microphone 13.3-inch glossy widescreen TFT LCD display (1280 x 800)I/O Ports: One (1) RJ-45 Ethernet One (1) Mini-DVI (video out) Two (2) USB 2.0 One (1) FireWire 400 One (1) Audio/Microphone in One (1) Audio/Headphone outPower Specifications: Input: 100-240V ~ 50/60Hz, 1.5A Output: 16.5V --- 3.65ARegulatory Approvals: FCC CE VCCI C-Tick WEEE Notes: Model: MacBook P/N: MB061LL/AProduct Requirements: Available power outlet Refurbished Notebook Grades: Grade B Notebook is in very good working condition, has minor cosmetic blemishes, examples of which are (but not limited to): Scratches in case (particularly the top lid) Very fine hairline cracks in hinge, USB, power port areas or casing that does not affect usability Very minor denting that does not affect usability (particularly on the corners) Fine scratches or scuffs in the screen (not noticeable when powered on) Bright or dead pixels (two or less) No wear or minor wear on keyboard/trackpad May have \\\"skin\\\" on the top lid Condition of the underside of the laptop is not used for grading Apple MacBook Core 2 Duo T7200 2.0 GHz 13.3-inch Notebook Mac OS X Version 10.6 pre-installed Power adapter (100-240V ~ 50/60Hz)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Just What the Doctor Ordered (Almost)\\n\\nReview: This laptop was ordered to replace an essentially identical unit that had the unfortunate experience of encountering a toddler with a cup orange juice... (Not a happy story!) The new laptop arrived on time, in excellent physical shape, and with its own charger & Mac OS disc; as soon as I powered it up, I was able to transfer all the files over from the old (and rapidly failing) laptop just the way Apple said I could.\\n\\nTwo things keep the rating down on this purchase:\\n\\n1) The power \\\"brick\\\" came without the extension cord that Apple always includes; if I hadn't had an old one on hand, this would have been an extra-cost problem. This takes about 1/2 star off my rating.\\n\\n2) The system is indicating the battery needs replacement (on a \\\"like yesterday\\\" timeline), which means I'm going to have an unexpected additional cost of almost $150 -- I haven't contacted the original seller about it yet, but it's really annoying to receive a \\\"ready to go\\\" laptop that needs that much extra servicing straight out of the box. This takes another 1-1/2 stars off the rating, and I'm tempted to take it a little lower.\\n\\nStill, the laptop itself is in excellent physical shape and all the features seem to be working as they're supposed to, so I'll keep it at 3 stars for now.\",\n \"Product: Made to Plug & Play with Mac computers, iMac, MacBooks, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro. MacOS Extended Journaled (HFS+) formatted.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: So Far, So Good -- No Real Complaints, Will See As Time Goes By\\n\\nReview: It hasn't been too long so I'm only going with 4 stars for the moment -- I'll update after a few months to see if my rating has changed. The drive does exactly what it's supposed to and is actually quite fast (although I only have about half a TB of data on it at the moment). It works & plays nicely with my MacBook Pro and has digested both very large and batches of many very small files without hiccup. Every now and then it makes som odd, fairly loud sounds (especially if I use the \\\"Secure Delete\\\" option in OS X 10.10 Yosemite) but that just seems to be the way it works. I will warn potential buyers that the blue light on the front REALLY stands out in a dark room, so it could possibly even double as a night light -- or keep you awake if it's in your bedroom. Not a big deal, I just thought it was worth saying. :-)\",\n \"Product: Panasonic LUMIX ZS40: The All-in-one 30X Super Zoom Adventure Camera\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Definitely A Great, High Quality Point-And-Shoot Camera\\n\\nReview: I am still getting used to the differences between the ZS40 and the TZ5 but so far I'm lovin' this camera. About 95% of the problems I've run into have been directly due to my not being used to using it (and the fact that some buttons are where my muscle memory tells me other buttons are). Every device has its idiosyncrasies, and this one's no exception... but the power of the 30X zoom, the choice of JPEG or RAW or both(!), the (usually) much faster shutter response time compared to the older camera, the ability to switch between video screen and classic viewfinder (very helpful in bright sunlight), and greater level of manual control make it a real winner in my book. The only real complaints I can think of are that the \\\"Intelligent Auto\\\" setting seems to be overly fond of telling me a photo is backlit when I don't see it as such, and that (just like its predecessor) the door to the battery/SD card compartment doesn't latch shut as securely as I'd like. Everything considered, I'm VERY glad to have this camera in my hands!\",\n \"Product: Pioneer Slim BDRW/DVDRW BDR-XD05S 6x USB3\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Problem-Free, Very Light, Excellent Value\\n\\nReview: As expected, the super-bright little blue light can be annoying when watching movies lying in bed -- but that is the ONLY negative thing I have to say about this device! (Note: I'm using it with a 15\\\" Macbook Pro with Retina Display running Mac OS X Yosemite 10.10.5) I've played both homemade and factory CDs and DVDs, and have burned close to 50 discs on it (most in a two-day marathon session) and the drive hasn't given me a single problem. My general annoyance at having to carry around an external CD/DVD drive (thanks to Apple) has been assuaged by how light the drive is and how easily it fits into my laptop carrying case.\\n\\nThe only caveat I'd give other buyers is to remember you CANNOT open the drive unless it's powered up...! (That took a little experimentation on my part to find out.)\",\n \"Product: LUMIX 30X Travel Zoom Camera with Eye Viewfinder\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: EXCELLENT Point-and-Shoot Camera with Amazing Zoom and Few Bad Habits\\n\\nReview: UPDATE 7-Jan-2017: The annoying behavior of the viewfinder's automatic eye sensor that I mentioned in my original review has been solved! Using the camera's standard internal settings menu, I turned off the automatic sensor and programmed the 2nd function button on the back of the camera to toggle between viewfinder & big screen. Joy! I also recently used the camera in a winter ice display where the average temperature was just seven degrees Fahrenheit, keeping the camera turned on almost continuously for 35 minutes plus zooming in & out every few minutes to make sure the lenses hadn't frozen. I came out of the display with about 1/3 of a battery charge while other visitors had their camera & smartphone batteries drained almost completely by the cold. YMMV but it's not the first time I've found the batteries this camera uses do very well in extreme cold (just keep in mind the camera _can_ freeze if exposed to extreme cold for too long without warm hands around it).\\n\\nORIGINAL REVIEW: This being my 3rd Panasonic Lumix camera, I was expecting few (if any) surprises -- and for the most part was right. This is A Good Thing.\\n\\nThe ZS50 replaces a ZS40 that went to the beach with me one time too many (sand gets in very bad places with all those moving parts on the lens). It feels a bit heftier than the 40 but all the controls are exactly where I'd come to expect them and the general physical handling of the two cameras is nearly identical. The one caveat is that the viewfinder will automatically turn on -- thus turning off the main screen on back -- any time a finger, loose shirt collar, etc. gets too close to the sensor, so I've had to pay more attention to exactly how I'm holding the camera to avoid those, \\\"omigosh, it just stopped worki- oh, no, it's just the viewfinder\\\" moments. (I expect this to become automatic as I use the camera more over time.)\\n\\nSome things I've come to especially like:\\n- The \\\"shoot through glass\\\" option in the Scenes menu (I don't remember having this on the ZS40)\\n- MUCH much higher resolution image in the viewfinder, good enough to use it 100% of the time if I want.\\n- The camera's reaction time seems faster; even using the \\\"Intelligent Auto\\\" setting (see note below) there's less wait between pressing the button and actually taking a picture. The old ZS40 was fast enough most of the time, but this new ZS50 is fast enough nearly ALL the time. I can't tell you if this is real or just my perception... but in any case I'm happier with this perception.\\n- There's been a definite improvement in the quality of low-light images.\\n- Just as with my older ZS40 and TZ5, the ZS50's zoom capability is amazing (especially in a camera this small).\\n- The ZS50 uses the exact same batteries as its older sibling, saving me a bunch of money (and now I have *three* extra batteries, which is great for travel and events where I'm keeping the camera turned on for long periods of time).\\n- The ZS50 comes with an actual battery charger as well as a USB cable, a real improvement over the USB-only charging feature of the ZS40. (I was able to buy a 3rd party charger with 2 extra batteries, so it was more of an annoyance than a problem; it's nice to know I now have a spare charger along with the spare batteries.)\\n\\nSome differences that don't really matter:\\n- The ZS50 actually has a lower megapixel count than the older ZS40 (I think it's 12.1 vs 18) but I've not been able to see any difference in image quality until I start enlarging images beyond 8x10.\\n- I had the all-black version of the ZS40 so the finish of the ZS50 looks flashier, but this isn't an issue aside from the two looking different. The all-black coating was supposed to have some anti-slip properties but I've had zero problems hanging onto the ZS50 even with damp hands while moving fast.\\n\\nSome caveats:\\n- The \\\"Intelligent Auto\\\" setting on the ZS50 has the same annoying habits of the older version, especially its propensity to decide many photos are either backlit or a hand-held night shot even when not. I've learned that the Aperture Priority and Shutter Priority modes are my friends.\\n- That auto-on feature for the viewfinder can go from \\\"wow, cool\\\" to PITA in no time flat; I'm still having to pay attention to exactly how I'm holding the camera and/or what's near it when I'd rather pay attention to my subjects. (Hopefully this will be a case of familiarity breeding adjustment.)\\n- The flash is located perfectly to be blocked or shaded by my hand; I'm also having to learn how to hold it properly when using the flash.\\n- Problems shared with the older ZS40 are the lack of hot shoe or microphone jack, but the flash is relatively powerful (especially when your fingers aren't blocking it) and the sound from the two tiny microphones on the top of the camera is surprisingly good.\\n- Also similar to the ZS40 (but slightly improved) is the amount of image pixelation at higher zoom levels, even when using only optical zoom.\\n- The GPS feature built into the older ZS40 is gone; I never used it (the feature eats batteries) but for some users this could be an issue.\\n\\nAll in all, this is an excellent camera that blurs the line between high-end point & shoot versus low-end DSLR. Battery life is good; color balance is good under a wide range of lighting; the full-range zoom is droolworthy; shutter delay is nearly nonexistent; it's small enough to (carefully) fit in a pocket or into a cheap case hanging from one's belt; and it's compact enough to be great for travel. Treated with proper respect (and based on the older TZ5 and ZS40 I abused), I expect the ZS50 to last me at least 3-5 years and probably become a hand-me-down in the family.\",\n \"Product: The all-new VIZIO 29\\\" 2.0 Sound Bar offers amazing audio in a compact size. Its sophisticated new design makes it an attractive addition to any 32\\\"+ class TV. Use Bluetooth to stream music from your smartphone, tablet or computer. With everything you need for a quick and easy setup, upgrading to an amazing home theater experience has never been easier - plug the Sound Bar in, connect it to your TV, sit back and enjoy. The 2.0 Sound Bar features two powerful full-range stereo speakers that boost your audio and deliver amazing sound. Streamlined Design VIZIO Sound Bars are crafted to accentuate your TV with a minimalist body style that blends in with any room of your home. VIZIO Sound Bars utilize DTS audio technologies to deliver elevated multi-channel audio for the most immersive sound quality.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent Sound but Needs Its Own Remote\\n\\nReview: This sound bar was my last attempt at getting something hooked up to replace the unexpectedly bad (and rapidly deteriorating) sound put out by a new flat-screen TV we had given our folks as a gift. Hooking it up was relatively easy, but the optical hookup stopped working within 48 hours -- likely the TV's fault, not the sound bar's. Once I hooked it up via the old-style RCA jacks, everything has been working well for several months.\\n\\nWhat we did not realize is that the sound bar shuts itself off one the TV has been off for a few minutes but does NOT turn itself back on automatically. After several \\\"we can't hear anything!\\\" phone calls, I was able to figure out the problem & taught my folks which button to push on which remote. It's mildly annoying that they need the separate sound bar remote control at hand (thus only 4 stars), but -- as long as they don't push the wrong button! -- it works very well and provides excellent sound.\",\n \"Product: Secure and reliable, My Passport for Mac safeguards your creative life. Protect your important files with Apple Time Machine backups. Set an optional password, that only you know, to activate 256-bit hardware encryption and add an extra layer of security. Now, it's easier than ever to back up your creative life and take it with you.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works Well When it Remembers to Work\\n\\nReview: I bought this for my sister to use for backing up her MacBook Pro via Time Machine, and it works well. I took off 1 star because (unlike several other external drives from various manufacturers that I use for Time Machine backups of my own, identical MacBook Pro) it seems to lose its link with the computer if left hooked up for more than a couple of days. The link (and backups) can be restored simply by unplugging the WD drive, counting to 10, and plugging it back in -- but it's the only external drive I've come across so far with this quirk. Still, I'll consider buying another one of I need a small, easily-transported external drive in the future.\",\n \"Product: Spend your journeys in the lightweight comfort of the travelers favorite underwear. With minimal coverage in a stretchy, quick-drying diamond mesh knit, the Give-N-Go Brief dries fast, and keeps you carry-on light.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Only Holding Back Half a Star, They're Well Worth the Investment!\\n\\nReview: I bought 4 pairs of these back in 2010 and literally lived in them for 2 weeks in China. They're still good, so I bought a couple more for more recent travel. As expected they're light & comfortable, and can easily be hand-washed in a sink with some plain ol' soap & water -- and then (if well-wrung) can be dry enough to wear in just a few hours without needing a clothes dryer.\\n\\nI'm actually holding back star because they run just a wee bit tight and tend to deliver unexpected wedgies from time to time... and they cost more than the usual \\\"tight whities\\\" I have in my drawer. That said, I'll likely buy more as time goes by, they seem to last forever and are really, really good for traveling in.\",\n \"Product: The striped Wenzel Summer Camp Sleeping Bag comes in a variety of color options. This sleeping bag is perfect for young campers. Insul-Therm non-allergenic fill adds lofty warmth. This sleeping bag is rated for 40 degrees F and boasts a self-repairing coil zipper. A matching stuff sack makes this sleeping bag complete. Dimensions: 66L x 26W in.. Polyester outer fabric material. Choice of color. Rated for 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Self-repairing coil zipper. 3.25 lbs. carrying weight. Ideal for young campers. Insul-Therm non-allergenic fill. Stuff sack included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sturdy, Well-Made, and Large Enough for a Grown-Up in a Pinch\\n\\nReview: This sleeping bag was purchased as a gift for an 8-year-old girl who needed one for a sleepover, and it's become a favorite thing for her to bring along on overnight trips, sleepovers, and Girl Scout events (although she has NOT used it for actual camping outdoors). It's actually large enough for her mom to use, and even I (5' 10-1/2\\\") could use it in a pinch. It's survived a number of extremely active sleepovers, a couple of spilled sodas, at least one forgotten bag of potato chips, and as many as two simultaneous (small) sleepers. The only problem anyone has encountered is that it can be a little difficult to roll it up tightly enough to fit into its carry bag -- but my niece seems to have less trouble doing that than do any of her grownups so I'm not subtracting any stars (just be ready for that step to be a bit of a chore). I was originally concerned about the carry bag tearing or splitting because it fit so tightly, but it's showing no noticeable wear or signs of failure even after multiple uses.\",\n \"Product: When Bishop, a Mutant from a future controlled by the Mutant-hating Sentinels, travels back through time to stop an assassination attempt on Senator Kelly, he crosses paths with the Uncanny X-Men. As if an attack from the Sentinel Nimrod weren't enough, Bishop realizes that Senator Kelly's would-be assassin is none other than one of the X-Men.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Definitely Worth the Rental and Fun to Watch\\n\\nReview: A fun romp through the (cinematic version of the) history of the X-Men, with the usual \\\"Oh, WOW!\\\" level special effects and a cast who seem to actually have some respect for their characters.\\n\\nI kept the 5th star in my pocket due to a couple of small but annoying plot holes, the apparent ease with which some characters seem to suddenly agree with Logan/Wolverine, and a depiction of Magneto's power at a level that stretched my willing suspension of disbelief pretty hard. (This in a film where my only reaction to the powers of Blink, Raven/Mystique, Storm, et al was a happy smile... oh, well.) Also, anyone not familiar with a number of the featured characters will likely spend several minutes going, \\\"Wait, what...?!?\\\" at the beginning of the film and maybe also 2-3 times as the story unfolds.\\n\\nThe reproduction of 1970s NYC and Washington, DC, although imperfect, were more than good enough to be plenty of fun; the same goes for Nixon & co. There are just enough intentionally silly/funny moments throughout the film to keep the dark side of the story where it belongs, and while the ending may be a tad too neat & clean for some fans I found it logical & satisfying.\",\n \"Product: A secret military project endangers Neo-Tokyo when it turns a biker gang member into a rampaging psionic psychopath that only two kids and a group of psionics can stop.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dark & Violent Candy for the Eye and the Mind\\n\\nReview: There's just enough of an Eastern philosophical bent to make some things in this film a little stranger than necessary, and a couple of times the action seemed to indicate that the English language voiceover was not a proper translation of the original Japanese. Also, the plot (despite lots of physical action) takes perhaps a tad longer than necessary to get to the core of the story... but that could also simply be Western vs. Eastern storytelling styles.\\n\\nThat said, \\\"Akira\\\" remains an amazing vision of a dystopian future. Sometimes bordering on the psychedelic and often quite bloody, the story is told with memorable characters and visuals that might just refuse to leave your head after viewing. (It is NOT, repeat NOT, a cartoon for kids; it's a dark, violent and occasionally disturbing story meant for the 18+ audience.) There are what seem to be some loose ends that never quite get tied up, and a few side stories & characters that are never developed beyond the bare minimum needed to move the main characters through their actions, but it holds up very well despite being nearly 30 years old. The main characters remain true to type, most with well-defined individual personalities, and even those that are more \\\"cardboard\\\" archetypes or simply there for comedic relief are all recognizable individuals in the crowd. I won't include any real spoilers here, but the story itself requires viewers to use inference and memory to fill in some blanks for themselves as would any decently-written book or script.\\n\\nKeep in mind this is not a light-hearted cartoon romp through the future so much as a story about the corrupting effect of power and the destructive abilities of different forms of madness and/or pride -- and then sit back, watch it, think about it, and then watch it again.\",\n \"Product: A Science fiction adventure.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: The Memory Was Better Than the Movie.\\n\\nReview: I had seen this on TV many years ago, and thought it would be fun to watch. The giant drilling machine is still cool; Caroline Munro is even hotter than I remembered; and the underground world is well-constructed and interesting to look at.\\n\\nThat said... the creatures are HORRIBLE. The first prehistoric monster is a T-Rex... no, it's a giant bird... no, it's a... a... who the heck knows what it is, aside from a really bad monster suit with someone inside. The next few creatures are just as bad, as are the \\\"flying\\\" effects of the ancient \\\"birds,\\\" and the acting, and the dialogue, and... well, let's just say I enjoyed looking at Ms. Munro and leave it at that.\\n\\nSorry... I know it's really more of a kids' film than a \\\"real\\\" science fiction movie, but... Yikes.\",\n \"Product: Directed by J.J. Abrams. Starring Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Karl Urban.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Good Trek Film\\n\\nReview: If you don't mind JJ Abrams' tweakage of Trek canon, you'll like this film. It's got character development, fantastic effects, good action sequences, and a shuttlecraft's worth of fun inside references to the original series, the first set of films, and the more recent assortment of Trek TV series.\\n\\nAs you might expect, there are also a few things that are loads of fun to watch (or seriously important to the story) that will, upon contemplation, defy logic. I don't want to post spoilers here, but after watching the film I was left scratching my head over, for example, how many times assorted spacecraft of assorted sizes make it into what one would think is a closely monitored environment without anyone noticing (except, in one case, until it's good for the story).\\n\\nI'm also kind of sorry those twin kitties don't get more screen time, but that a whole 'nother kind of movie. :-)\\n\\nThe bottom line: Trek fans will enjoy the film on a variety of levels, and general SF and/or action fans should find enough in this movie to make it worth watching at least once.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Flawed but Way Too Much Fun to Worry About It!\\n\\nReview: POW! BAM! ZOOM! WHEE! This thing's got action, and lots of it -- and a lot more character development than I'd expected, a real plus. I had a couple of minor bones to pick *after* watching the film (e.g., HOW many suits did he have in the basement?!?), but none that took away from the enjoyment. Even the plot \\\"twists\\\" that could be seen coming from over the horizon had a few goodies that offset them well. Yes, it's a flawed movie -- but SO much fun to watch, who cares?! (As usual, it's also worth waiting until the very, very end of the end credits... Not quite the \\\"Oh, COOL!\\\" postscript of the first Iron Man film, but worth a quick guffaw.)\",\n \"Product: Godzilla DVD movie. New version.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Eye Candy but Flawed and Uneven\\n\\nReview: I expected eye candy free from distraction, and for the most part I got what I expected.\\n\\n*** SPOILERS AHEAD ***\\n\\nWhat marred the film for me was the way the human hero repeatedly comes face-to-face with the giant kaiju \\\"bad guys,\\\" time and again being in mortal danger only to somehow be saved at the penultimate moment. He's in trucks that roll over, monorails that get trashed, dropped off high bridges into shallow water, caught in massive explosions, threatened with being eaten at extreme close range -- and always comes out of it tired and slightly bruised but fully battle-ready for his next unlikely encounter. Okay, so he ends up limping and using one crutch at the very end of the movie, but c'mon! The willing suspension of disbelief that movies of this type require got twisted & nearly broken by the obvious impossibility of this guy's ongoing repeat encounters despite an attempt at making everything in the film super-realistic. (BTW, if you've ever been to a certain airport you'll immediately realize the monorail is totally fictional.)\\n\\nThe other big problem for me was that we are introduced to the real (human) hero -- at least as an adult -- well after the movie has begun, while the person who seems to be set up as the main character is unceremoniously killed off almost as an afterthought about 20% of the way in. Not only did this just seem strange, it left me wondering which seemingly major character would be killed off next, thus making the unlikeliness of the hero's surviving repeated monster encounters even more grating. (It also left me wondering about how many different screenplays & writers it took to create this film, getting in the way of just watching the action.)\\n\\nA smaller problem was that I ended up wondering just how big Godzilla and the MUTOs really were. They're always big, but their exact scale (despite some specific measurements being blurted out by various characters onscreen) seems fluid. This is most noticeable when Godzilla creates a devastating tsunami just by getting out of the water in Hawaii, but just gentle (albeit large) ripples when he lowers his entire bulk into San Francisco Bay later on; he also seems to be as large as an aircraft carrier -- no, wait, he's a lot longer than the carrier -- no, wait, he's just half again as large as that cruiser over there... in various scenes.\\n\\nThe script also seems to play fast and loose with abilities of the kaiju. The two worst such examples are the sudden death of the male MUTO (slammed into a building for the umpteenth time and fatally impaled on the same wreckage he'd been impervious to throughout the movie until then), and the long build-up to Godzilla's first use of atomic fire breath vs. its nearly instantaneous availability minutes later despite his being obviously exhausted by the long fight with the MUTOs.\\n\\nOh, yeah -- and why do away with Godzilla's signature sound? He roars very convincingly, but just doesn't sound like himself.\\n\\nOn the redeeming side, this movie IS eye candy. Not only are the effects well-done, some of the basic imagery is actually beautiful. Most notable in this regard is the HALO jump into San Francisco (set to the same odd, haunting vocals as the end of \\\"2001\\\") -- the scene where the jumpers emerge from the clouds with their trailing red smoke streams resembles a painting. I also have to admit the aforementioned long build-up to Godzilla's first use of atomic fire breath was a scene I replayed several times; the slow rise of blue glow from the tip of his tail up through the plates on Big G's back, \\\"followed\\\" by a deep, slowly-rising base note actually garnered an \\\"oh, yeah, here it comes\\\" chuckle from me.\\n\\nOverall, I'll watch this film again IF it becomes free under Amazon Prime; it was fun for my eyes but the inconsistencies and broken logic of the script were enough to make it a one-time rental only.\",\n \"Product: Meet the next generation of villains in Disney's DESCENDANTS! Imprisoned on the Isle of the Lost, home of the most infamous villains who ever lived, the kids of Maleficent (Kristen Chenoweth), the Evil Queen, Jafar and Cruella De Vil have never ventured off the island... until now. Sent to idyllic Auradon to attend prep school alongside the children of beloved Disney heroes, these villainous kids must execute a plan that helps their evil parents achieve \\\"world domination\\\" once again! Will Maleficent's daughter (Dove Cameron) and the other rebel teens follow in their rotten parents' footsteps or will they choose to embrace their innate goodness and save the kingdom? Co-starring Booboo Stewart, Cameron Boyce and introducing newcomer Sofia Carson, this wickedly cool comedy adventure is awesome to the core!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Show, Good Message(s), Good Music\\n\\nReview: When my sister's DVR died and she had to get a new one from the cable company, my 7-year-old niece's only concern was losing the copy of \\\"Descendants\\\" they had recorded. I bought this disc to replace the lost digital copy and to give her something to watch in the car on longer trips -- and it has been played almost as many times as the digital copy.\\n\\nThe basic story is \\\"new classic\\\" Disney; moral lessons presented in a highly entertaining manner, with surprisingly good acting and some musical numbers that I actually don't mind getting caught in my head from time to time. Although pitched to young \\\"tweens,\\\" Descendants is written and performed well enough to remain entertaining for adults -- a good thing, since my niece has had me (and/or her other grownups) watch it literally several dozen times in its entirety, plus still keeps \\\"Rotten to the Core\\\" in her iTunes playlist.\\n\\nWhile my niece enjoys the dancing, music, and fun of living in a magic land, her grownups like the fact that there are some very simple, basic morals being presented both religion-free AND in a non-cookie-cutter manner. Not only is it made obvious why being good is better than being bad, it's also shown that being too full of yourself is not good; that assuming superiority because you're \\\"good\\\" instead of \\\"bad\\\" can lead \\\"bad guys\\\" being better people in general; that judging people without knowing them, based on what other people have done, can lead to wrong assumptions; that it's a good thing to remain true to yourself AND be part of a larger group; and that every person has their own set of talents and capabilities that they should embrace and not bury just to be popular (or to hook up with the popular kids).\",\n \"Product: Keep your hands free while talking with this lightweight Emerson Bluetooth headset. The cordless design makes multitasking easy, allowing you to move from one task to the next without any adjustments. This headset and microphone is lightweight and features crystal clear sound. The built-in Bluetooth v2.0 technology gives the Emerson EM-237C Headset the clarity of traditional corded technology with the mobility of Bluetooth wireless, so conversations can continue up to 33-feet from your Bluetooth enabled phone. The EM-237C also features a Noise Reduction boom microphone and the headset can be used on either ear comfortably! This cordless headset will give you up to 6 hours talk/200 hours standby time on one charge.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Minor glitches but still very good!\\n\\nReview: I don't like the little in-ear Bluetooth earpieces and had purchased a different brand of over-the-head Bluetooth headset a little over a year ago. That unit started off good but began having problems -- but proved to me the basic design was what I wanted. After a number of Internet searches (and after reading a lot of customer reviews), I decided the Emerson unit was good value for the money & bought one. I have literally used it almost every day since first charging its battery, and have been consistently pleased with its ease of use & clarity of sound. I was also pleasantly surprised to find it charges through a standard mini-USB cable (no special cables to buy if a replacement is needed) AND it came with both an AC adapter and automobile adapter; I can use the same charging cable with either.\\n\\nThe only negative behavior so far is an occasional problem with the connection between headset & phone. If I wander out of range of the phone so that the headset has to reconnect without being turned off, or if I pair the devices while the phone is more than 1-2 feet from the headset, I'll often have sound quality degrade so badly that the unit cannot be used. This can be solved by turning the headset off for about a minute, then turning it on and letting it reconnect to the phone normally. The only other problem I've encountered (having to repeatedly tap the button before being able to use voice commands) was something that I've experienced with the other headset and several Bluetooth earpieces, so I'm pretty sure that problem is actually the phone's.\\n\\nAll in all, I'm a satisfied customer, and this headset is in use *every* time I'm in my vehicle (state law says \\\"hands-free only\\\" for cell phones while driving).\",\n \"Product: The OtterBox Defender Series case for Apple iPhone 6/6s provides heavy duty protection against drops, dust and damage without taking away from the usability of your phone's features. The Defender Series case offers triple-layer protection and is built from a high-impact polycarbonate shell, durable silicone slipcover and a built-in screen protector, making it one of the toughest cases on the market. Why else do you think we called it the Defender Series?\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent Case & Holster Set with No Real Problems to Report\\n\\nReview: I ordered this case from Amazon the day before I purchased a new iPhone 6S, and was pleasantly surprised at how much lighter & slimmer it is than the Defender case I used on my old iPhone 4S. The clip-on hard plastic holster also seems a little tougher than the previous version; the old one had to be replaced several times because the clip snagged something & cracked off, while the current holster has snagged a few times (mainly in the seat belt when I exit my car) and the worst that's happened was it popped off my belt once without any damage. The phone case itself is easy to hold and provides very good protection from falls & scratches. The rubber tabs that cover the docking port , earphone jack, and mute/vibrate switch do an excellent job of staying closed without being overly difficult to open; I'm especially happy that the earphone jack cover lines up properly (it did NOT on the 4S case), while the cover for the docking port doesn't seem to be trying to force the power/synch cable out of the port (another problem with the older 4S version of the Defender). The only complaint I have is that the bevel around the screen can get in the way when playing some games or when trying to drag app icons between screens if my finger's not at the right angle -- but it's such a minor problem that I'm not subtracting any stars because of it. This case also doesn't add as much weight or bulk to the 6S as its predecessor did to the 4S -- all in all, I'm a happy camper with this one!\",\n \"Product: Enjoy a traditional fountain pen writing experience with the convenience of cartridge ink refills. Filled with smooth, rich and vivid blue fountain pen ink, the PARKER QUINK refills are designed for use with PARKER fountain pens. Enjoy the feeling of your pen gliding smoothly across the paper with high quality QUINK ink pen refills.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Good Water-Resistant Ink for Inexpensive Fountain Pens\\n\\nReview: After a very disappointing experience with a new fountain pen, I read how changing inks might fix the problem so I bought the Parker Quink Ink in black. The result is that a nearly useless decorative fountain pen is now a useful writing tool. I've tried this ink on regular notebook paper, slightly rougher brown paper, kraft-style brown wrapping paper, and a page from an inexpensive pencil sketch pad; in every case there has been no appreciable bleeding or blurring of lines, and (except for one spot where the fountain pen leaked) no appreciable bleed-through. Best of all, it dries quickly and once dry is highly water-resistant; I purposely dripped a small amount of water onto a page that had dried for 2-3 hours and there was no appreciable blurring when I rubbed a finger back & forth across the ink with the water. I plan to continue using Quink for the foreseeable future.\",\n \"Product: 3M Super 77 Multi-Purpose Adhesive, 4.37-Ounce\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works Alright, Takes Some Practice, Not As Strong As Expected\\n\\nReview: I used this spray adhesive to attach a large laminated map to several pieces of cork-covered foamboard. I sprayed outside on the front porch & ran inside to do the actual attachment and was glad, since even doing it that way left a funny smell in the house for about an hour afterward. Be prepared to move fast because it goes from wet to very tacky to dry in about a minute, maybe less -- and once it's grabbed on to something, it's VERY hard to reposition things that didn't line up properly. Despite that, there are some minor curling issues (see note at end).\\n\\nI was able to use this to attach the plastic-laminated map to the cork layer of the backing board, and also used it to easily attach strips of non-primed wood molding strips to the paper side of the backing board as reinforcement.\\n\\nNOTE: The map I used is laminated and came rolled up, so I had it laying flat on the floor (with weights all the way across & on all 4 corners) for 48 hours before attaching it to the backing board -- and within 24 hours I was having to tape down some of the edges that were curling loose from the adhesive even though it's very thin and showed almost no signs of curling during the glueing process. However, there have been no signs of the wood strips separating from the backing board.\",\n \"Product: Lightweight and sturdy construction makes this a great alternative to heavy cork boards. Perfect for school related presentations, art and photo displays, memory boards, and business needs. Thick enough that push pins or tacks will not show through the back of the board and the white backing provides two sides for your project. Fine grain surface is reusable again and again when decorated with push pins or tacks! Also works well with adhesives for permanent displays and can be cut into smaller sizes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Useful, Trimmable, and Stand Up Well to Pins\\n\\nReview: I used 3M Super 77 Multi-Purpose spray adhesive (review elsewhere on Amazon) to attach a total of 5 of these boards to the back of a large wall map -- 4 boards uncut, 1 trimmed into 2 shapes to fill the middle gap. The boards are packaged in pairs with only a plastic shrink-wrap and no edge protection so there was some minor crushing of some corners on 2 of the 3 packages, but it wasn't enough to create a problem for my project. I used a metal straight edge and razor-blade cutter to do most of the trimming (one cut was made with a very sharp steak knife) and found the material is tough but manageable. I was also able to trim pieces as thin as about 1/8\\\" when I accidentally glued one board onto the map a little crooked.\\n\\nThe finished map, reinforced with wood strips across the entire back, is hanging on a wall and I've been using LOTS of long map pins to mark visited sites -- and so far the cork layer seems willing to absorb as many pins as I can stick into it. I've been careful not to push the pins too far in but haven't seen any go all the way through to the wall. (The wooden reinforcing strips give me 1/8\\\" of airspace between wall and board, and when looking with a flashlight haven't seen anything sticking through.) Even so, if using this for a regular bulletin board, I'd use regular thumbtacks or pushpins and nothing with a longer shank.\",\n \"Product: Swiftmaps presents this amazingly detailed and colorful political wall map. The United States Classic Premier Edition wall map, measuring 48\\\" tall and 78\\\" wide, has become our most popular world map with its bright, vivid tones and striking 3D visual relief. This map is a full 8-color wall map and is only available rolled or laminated in this huge, jumbo size. The colors are extremely vivid in this United States map series, and unlike any other wall map you will see. This map is brand new and is politically up to date. The production and cartography of this map was put together with some of the best mapmakers in the this country. This map will make an awesome impression on your home, office or boardroom wall! This map also makes a wonderful educational tool for the classroom. If you want the best United States wall map in print...this map is for you!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Little Thin but Large, Well-Made and Easy to Read.\\n\\nReview: The map arrived in a large shipping tube (as expected), with both in excellent condition. I was surprised at how thin it seemed, but there was still some \\\"body\\\" to it and there were mo breaks, bubbles, or other problems with the lamination. The map was mounted temporarily on a painted cinderblock wall for a school event using 3\\\" masking tape and was light enough to stay in place without a lot of tape needed -- but my concern about it feeling thin was realized when it was taken off the wall and one corner ended up with a 2\\\" tear all the way through when we tried to peel the tape off. That said, it's a clear map that was easily read by eyes both young and old, and after a quick repair with clear shipping tape it's ready for next year's event.\",\n \"Product: Jinhao ink converter\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Bit of a Tight Fit, but Works as Advertised & Holds a Good Volume of Ink\\n\\nReview: I purchased this 3-pack of fountain pen converters when the converter that came with an inexpensive fountain pen began showing signs of failure, and they arrived just in time. I've only used 1 so far but it's worked exactly the way it's supposed to. I gave the product 4 stars because even though it was supposed to fit the size of pen I have, it took a bit of careful squeezing, pushing, and \\\"convincing\\\" to make it fit firmly enough in the pen to not leak; I can't tell if this was due to my ham-handedness or small variations of \\\"standard\\\" pen barrel sizes between manufacturers, but I was so close to arranging a product return when the converter finally slipped properly into place that I decided I had to remove 1 star from the rating.\\n\\nThe above problem notwithstanding, I have experienced zero leakage to date (the pen is used for at least a few minutes daily, and is stored laying flat with a full ink reservoir) and the 2 times I've had to fill it from a jar of ink the converter has worked smoothly. I'll keep an eye on any further developments and will update this review as necessary, but so far I've seen nothing that would lead me to expect any problems beyond those of normal wear & tear over time.\",\n \"Product: Refillable Vintage Diary Notebook Refillable Paper\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Exactly What You Need if You Have an EvZ Notebook -- Well Worth the Price!\\n\\nReview: This pack of paper seems identical to the sheets that come with the EvZ 6-ring 7\\\" Leather Writing Journal Notebook. I've experimented a little with ball point pen, pencils, fine-point markers, and even highlighters but 99% of my writing on these is with fine- or medium-point fountain pens and I've had no problems whatsoever with bleedthrough, blotting, or spreading. I chose the unlined Kraft paper style to match what was already in the notebook(s) I've purchased and to maintain the option of easily drawing or writing freely at any angle and these pages have served admirably.\\n\\nThe only negative comments I can come up with are that they're small so I need to be more careful than usual with my big, sloppy penmanship if I don't want to use too many pages, and I sometimes have a hard time keeping my writing straight because of the lack of lines. Neither of these \\\"negatives\\\" is an actual problem with the product; I specifically chose the small form factor for portability over writing space, and it's my own darn fault that I can't write in (or draw!) a straight line without some kind of aid. I merely include those comments as a caveat for anyone else whose penmanship is less than wonderful.\\n\\nI'm sure I will need more of this paper in the future -- and I won't hesitate to buy it again!\",\n \"Product: PRODUCT OVERVIEW Model # BA19-08027OMF-12DE26-3U100 Internet # 205597078 Store SKU # 1001085530 The new Cree LED bulb looks and lights even more like a light bulb. It works just like you would expect - it lights instantly, is dimmable without buzzing, and emits a warm, Omni-directional light using just a fraction of the energy of a traditional incandescent while lasting about 25 times longer. The new Cree LED bulb is now constructed from durable, shatter-proof plastic and weighs less than 2 oz. making it even more affordable so it pays for itself even quicker and will continue paying you for years. How did Cree do this, The new Cree LED Bulb replaces expensive external heat dissipation with next-generation 4Flow Filament Design using cross-flow ventilation to cool the LED. This creates a highly durable, lightweight and long-lasting bulb with a compact all-around light source, which looks and lights just like an incandescent bulb.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good, Bright Bulbs that Live Up to the \\\"Dimmable\\\" Hype\\n\\nReview: I had been buying these bulbs (as well as the 40W equivalent versions) at a local big-box hardware center so when my sister needed a few, I went back there again -- to find they had raised the per-bulb price by nearly $3! This six-pack (all individually packaged) brought the per-bulb cost to less than I had been paying at the \\\"discounted introductory price\\\" at the big brick & mortar place so I'm happy.\\n\\nFive of the bulbs immediately went into the kitchen chandelier, where (as expected) they give a nice, even, white light without throwing off the waves of heat we'd come to expect from that fixture with standard incandescent bulbs installed. Even better, they live up to the \\\"no hum, no buzz\\\" promise when dimmed -- we ran the dimmer up & down between its minimum and maximum settings repeatedly over the first day with nothing but blessedly silent light as the result. It's been a few days and the bulbs continue to work & play well with the dimmer without any flickering or annoying noise.\\n\\nMy sister's already looking for a good lamp for the 6th bulb in the pack, and we'll both definitely buy more of these!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":29,"string":"29"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1362,"string":"1,362"}}},{"rowIdx":1363,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A6WZVL0SRQAPY"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"CARNAGE is a razor-sharp, biting comedy centered on parental differences. After two boys duke it out on a playground, the parents of the \"victim\" invite the parents of the \"bully\" over to work out their issues. A polite discussion of childrearing soon escalates into verbal warfare, with all four parents revealing their true colors. None of them will escape the carnage.Directed by Roman Polanski (The Pianist), Carnage stars Academy Award-winner Kate Winslet (Best Actress, The Reader, 2008) and Academy Award-winner Christoph Waltz (Best Supporting Actor, Inglourious Basterds, 2009) as husband and wife Nancy and Alan Cowan, opposite Academy Award-winner Jodie Foster (Best Actress, The Silence of the Lambs, 1991; Best Actress, The Accused, 1988) and Academy Award-nominee John C. Reilly (Best Supporting Actor, Chicago, 2002) as Penelope and Michael Longstreet.\". The summary of the review text is \"A terrific comedy for those who don't mind the uncomfortable\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"There's an old SNL skit starring Will Ferrell that depicted a TV newscast team as it lost its teleprompter, and the ensuing bloodbath that eventually occurred. The term \"bloodbath\" was correctly used, as the lack of prepared text somehow paves the way for the news team to devolve into its primal state, and by the end of ten minutes they actually begin cannibalizing one another in the midst of its hyperbolic chaos.\n\nThe movie \"Carnage\" will probably impress you in much the same way. Essentially a long one-act play, it enacts the meeting of two relatively affluent married couples who have previously agreed to get together in the living room of one of their apartments to discuss a previous spat involving their eleven year old sons on an urban playground, wherein one boy struck the other in the face with a stick.\n\nYou might expect that that thread of a story is perhaps not enough to base a movie upon, especially given the fact that there is almost no change of setting other than a brief bathroom scene. But you'd be wrong. In fact, I was surprised when it ended a mere 75 minutes later.\n\nFirst off, \"Carnage\" is hilarious. And what pedigree: directed by Roman Polanski, its cast consists entirely of Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet, John C. Reilly, and Jodie Foster, other than a couple of long distance shots of some important secondary characters.\n\nEqually important is this statement: be aware this is Theater of the Uncomfortable. If you are not a fan of, say, a long elevator ride with an arguing couple, you might not be able to sit through this film. But if you can stick it out you will be richly rewarded.\n\nThe movie begins with the wrapping up of a typed statement by the parents of the injured boy, with only one word substitution suggested by the parents of the boy who struck the other: originally said to be \"armed\" with a stick, it is later changed to \"carrying.\" That said, Penelope (Foster) prints out the letter, the two couples separate to head out to an elevator as her husband Michael (played by Reilly) innocently suggests they might like to stay for an espresso. With a nod, Alan and Nancy (Weisz and Winslet), step back into the apartment.\n\nAnd so it begins...\n\nPlease take me at my word: this movie gets very uncomfortable. As each couple absorbs or makes little digs and innuendos, it initially appears that the battle lines will be clear: it's the Cowans vs. the Longstreets, and when it all eventually breaks down it is natural to assume each parent will vigorously defend their son.\n\nAt first terribly polite, the couples' marital issues are egged on by incessant phone calls and dog barks and alcohol and, well, vomit, forcing bothersome traits and affectionate nicknames and paranoias and prejudices to surface in all their ugliness.\n\nYet there's much, much more, and I think it is fair to say that no one survives this debacle. Not that we will witness the outcome; no, as I mentioned before, the film ends abruptly, but by then the battle lines have become so blurred and far-ranging that it is fair to say that the boys are the least of the offenders. To paraphrase an old expression: no one gets out of here undamaged.\n\nI don't want to say too much...the beauty of this extremely talented cast is that they are able to ante up little moments and idiosyncrasies until they become cannon-fire, and there is no one here that I can truly admire when it's all over. The skirmish between two boys get equal time alongside a pharmaceutical company's liabilities, the situation in Darfur, or the killing of a hamster.\n\nSo, see \"Carnage.\" It's quite enjoyable, if you've got the belly for it."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"There's an old SNL skit starring Will Ferrell that depicted a TV newscast team as it lost its teleprompter, and the ensuing bloodbath that eventually occurred. The term \"bloodbath\" was correctly used, as the lack of prepared text somehow paves the way for the news team to devolve into its primal state, and by the end of ten minutes they actually begin cannibalizing one another in the midst of its hyperbolic chaos.\n\nThe movie \"Carnage\" will probably impress you in much the same way. Essentially a long one-act play, it enacts the meeting of two relatively affluent married couples who have previously agreed to get together in the living room of one of their apartments to discuss a previous spat involving their eleven year old sons on an urban playground, wherein one boy struck the other in the face with a stick.\n\nYou might expect that that thread of a story is perhaps not enough to base a movie upon, especially given the fact that there is almost no change of setting other than a brief bathroom scene. But you'd be wrong. In fact, I was surprised when it ended a mere 75 minutes later.\n\nFirst off, \"Carnage\" is hilarious. And what pedigree: directed by Roman Polanski, its cast consists entirely of Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet, John C. Reilly, and Jodie Foster, other than a couple of long distance shots of some important secondary characters.\n\nEqually important is this statement: be aware this is Theater of the Uncomfortable. If you are not a fan of, say, a long elevator ride with an arguing couple, you might not be able to sit through this film. But if you can stick it out you will be richly rewarded.\n\nThe movie begins with the wrapping up of a typed statement by the parents of the injured boy, with only one word substitution suggested by the parents of the boy who struck the other: originally said to be \"armed\" with a stick, it is later changed to \"carrying.\" That said, Penelope (Foster) prints out the letter, the two couples separate to head out to an elevator as her husband Michael (played by Reilly) innocently suggests they might like to stay for an espresso. With a nod, Alan and Nancy (Weisz and Winslet), step back into the apartment.\n\nAnd so it begins...\n\nPlease take me at my word: this movie gets very uncomfortable. As each couple absorbs or makes little digs and innuendos, it initially appears that the battle lines will be clear: it's the Cowans vs. the Longstreets, and when it all eventually breaks down it is natural to assume each parent will vigorously defend their son.\n\nAt first terribly polite, the couples' marital issues are egged on by incessant phone calls and dog barks and alcohol and, well, vomit, forcing bothersome traits and affectionate nicknames and paranoias and prejudices to surface in all their ugliness.\n\nYet there's much, much more, and I think it is fair to say that no one survives this debacle. Not that we will witness the outcome; no, as I mentioned before, the film ends abruptly, but by then the battle lines have become so blurred and far-ranging that it is fair to say that the boys are the least of the offenders. To paraphrase an old expression: no one gets out of here undamaged.\n\nI don't want to say too much...the beauty of this extremely talented cast is that they are able to ante up little moments and idiosyncrasies until they become cannon-fire, and there is no one here that I can truly admire when it's all over. The skirmish between two boys get equal time alongside a pharmaceutical company's liabilities, the situation in Darfur, or the killing of a hamster.\n\nSo, see \"Carnage.\" It's quite enjoyable, if you've got the belly for it."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: stainless steel flatware set\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Really Well-Made Multi-Use Drawer/Shelf...You Name It\n\nReview: One of the things I really liked about this drawer organizer is its versatility...if it doesn't fit a drawer space, hang it on a wall. If you want to make it smaller, that's fine. Larger, that's fine, too. Want more organizing slots? Put in the extra dividers. Get tire of that? Take them out. You can make a lot of adjustments with this product.\n\nFirst off, this is a really substantial draw organizerto start off, consider its dimensions:\nSmallest size: 12.9 x 17 x 1.7\nLargest size: 19.3 x 17 x 1.7\nAll in all, this is pretty accommodating; my kitchen drawers are about 20 x 22, so theyll certainly work at any size I want. I like the freedom that gives me.\n\nNext, bamboo is an excellent choice of wood to use when it came to the creation of this shelf. Its a good solid wood that is still significantly lighter than a lot of woods that are comparable in strength. If one holds up the organizer/shelf in his or her hands it is really pretty easy to imagine the heaviness of other woods that could have been used: oak, say, or maple or cherry, etc. They would have been a lot heavier.\n\nIm really pleased with the upsurge in using bamboo lately: its getting to be a relatively common wood one can find in the southern U.S. from eastern Texas to Virginia, and its growing in popularity for projects such as these. (Its considered a plant, not a tree, and one of its best traits for industry is that it grows to its fully marketable height of 15 to 40 feet in about 3 to 7 yearscompare that to any tree.) Its nice to see it being used in business ventures like this.\n\nAnyway, I also really like the idea of the unit dividersthe company includes four dividers for the more common narrower slots, and one divider for the two remaining bigger slots. They are sized exactly alike (the four, that is) and all have been sanded and well-prepped. The same with the slots where they goI see NO poorly sanded slots, or chips, or splinters, etc.\n\nI really like that the drawers are extendable along a rather substantial track along the two short sides of the unit. This really makes it much more possible to safely consider it as a shelf unit, as the drawers are less likely to simply drop off or go haywire. I know whereof I speak, in that I have a plastic set that does not use this same system, and I would no more use it on the wall as a shelf than I would one with rubber bands. The Home-Complete system is considerably more solid in its design and execution.\n\nI also like the diversification allowable with these: as drawer units they are usable in silverware; utensils; in the bathroom they can organize womens cosmetics and brushes, etc.; or in a workplace it can divide smaller tools or items like nails, nuts and bolts; in electronics: in arts and crafts; or in the bedroom, where they could organize jewelry, or other items; they could gather and divide collections (coins, stamps, or other collectibles); or various miscellaneous items like coupons; hobbies; or what have you.\n\nAs shelf units the sky is the limitscrewed to the wall they could be used in the kitchen, in bedrooms, in the garage, a workroom, a rec room (say, cassette tapes or games, dice, etc.); or simply for decorative purposessay, posing small figurines or any sort of collectibles, or even sentimental items. When I received mine my wife immediately relegated it to my use, giving it hardly a glance she intimated it would not be attractive enough for her. Yet after I placed on the wall of my workroom to post not only bottled items like nails and screws and nuts and bolts, etc, and when she paid a relatively rare trip to my workroom she uttered a little sigh, declaring she had not been given a substantial enough look at it. She would certainly have liked to use it for items in our bedroom. (I have a feeling Ill be ordering more organizers in the very near future.)\n\nTwo things I wish the people making this set of drawers had done:\n1. Make the two sliding drawer arms be able to accommodate an adjustable drawer dividerthis would have not only given us the ability to divide the drawers (17 is a LONG drawer on each side), but it would have also stabilized the extended drawer. Sure, when it lies in a horizontal drawer its pretty stable by itself, but this isn't the only way the drawer is meant to be used: should it be vertical as, say, a spice rack, it would be nice to have a way to break up these longer shelves, which of course theyd be called that in this position.\n\n2. Im sure this idea would involve something pretty substantial, building-wise, but wouldnt it be nice if one were able to double the extension of the one drawer instead of using both drawers? That would truly allow for some larger items to be placed within it if it were a drawer OR a shelf. Its just a thought not a negative. I truly think it would involve some real upper-level thinking, and probably would be nowhere as easy to actually accomplish as it is to suggest it. Its just a thought.\n\nIncidentally, I read a couple of 1- to 2-star reviews (at the time of my posting there were only four each) that addressed a kind of chintzy, cheap quality to their drawers poor sanding here and there, nail pops, splinters, etc. I honestly do not see where they got their drawer units; that is, how theirs could be so cheap, whereas mine (and apparently so many others) got theirs at such high quality. I don't doubt what they say, not am I saying anything like they're being too harsh. I absolutely believe themits just intriguing; mine is a very nice, well-made, pleasant product. Im thoroughly puzzled.\n\nNOTE: I was given a free sample of this product with no stipulation other than I provide an honest review...which this is.","Product: Winco has been a trusted and reliable brand in professional kitchens for over 20 years. Our commercial lines of products, ranging from tabletop to kitchen utensils to food preparation supplies, are used by all foodservice and hospitality industry experts worldwide. While our products are made to meet the high demands of a restaurant kitchen, we are excited to now make them available for the serious home chef.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Extremely Durable and a TERRIFIC Price!\n\nReview: This is a TERRIFIC strainer.\n\nThe construction is solid. By itself, the wire frame is strong...it's built out of heavy gauge and has a really firm feel to it. But add to that a wooden support down the middle of the handle and you have a really concrete grip that doesn't budge.\n\nThe sieve portion is equally solid. The outside circumference consists of the same heavy wire gauge, and the interior strainer consists of a double fine mesh that is extremely strong. It is the ideal sieve for almost anything I can think of that you might wish to strain: noodles, rice, veggies, meat...I can't imagine the item that could bend it.\n\nIt also has \"grip\" tabs at the end that allow it to cling to the edge of the surface of whatever container you're pouring it over...say, a mixing bowl, or a pot. It will not relinquish its grip or slide off due to the bent tabs.\n\nWhile I would definitely vouch for its functionality in a kitchen, I am going to add what I think is a real testament of its durability. I've bought TWO -- but not because I expect it to break (anything but!). No -- in fact, I use them for straining out impurities in my HORSE TROUGHS. This would include hunks of hay, dirt, even wood or other harsh, crappy junk that falls in there. Despite the punishment these strainers go through they have shown almost NO signs of wear.\n\nI am amazed that this is only costs $6.90. If you have Prime, the PRICE includes shipping...you simply can't beat this bargain.","Product: Sink your feet into the Imprint Cumulus9 Comfort Mat with its proprietary Multi-Core Technology. Feel how it conforms to the shape of your feet and supports your arches for relief of back, leg and foot discomfort. The advantage is its proprietary multilayer cushioning system. The soft, upper layer luxuriously cushions your feet while the firm, lower layer provides soothing support. Youll want an Imprint Comfort Mat everywhere you work and stand kitchen, laundry, bathroom, garage, workshop and more!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This Mat Is Wonderful and Soothes My Spine Issues\n\nReview: I've had tons of back problems, am on disability, and because of this I have trouble standing for more than about 5 to 10 minutes...so this mat is a godsend. It allows me to stand in comfort for much longer than I normally could when I do something like wash dishes (which is sadly enough one of the more strenuous jobs I do because of the standing issue. (Unless you have back problems you can't understand how painful standing can be.)\n\nHappily, the Imprint Comfort Mat is soft, restful, and makes my contact with the ground VERY non-stressful. Because of this mat I can be upright for about 25 to 30 minutes without feeling that slow ache become a really forceful one.\n\nThe Comfort Mat is both soft and firm at the same time. There's \"give\" in it, yet I never feel I'm touching the ground beneath. It supports me in a nice, balanced manner, never making me feel thrown off by dipping down unevenly. If either of those occurred I'd be unable to use it, but they do not: the mat seems to allow me to sink into it in a very balanced way. It simply takes the pressure off the soles of my feet and makes me feel as if I've only just started standing.\n\nIncidentally, I find that the benefits of the Imprint Mat are there if I wear shoes, slippers or socks...you don't have to take off your shoes to benefit from it.\n\nI am very pleased I bought this mat...the only thing I can't testify to yet is durability. (I'll let you know about that in the future.)","Product: The Kenmore Intuition upright vacuum cleaner's cyclonic cleaning power captures debris in it's filterless dust cup for easy disposal. It also features a beltless direct drive agitator, which means there are no belts to replace. It's reach out wand and tools on-board allow this vacuum to clean floors and much more.\nProduct details:\n\n o Reach-Out Telescoping Aluminum Wand\n o Direct Drive Beltless Agitator\n o Filterless Dust Cup\n o LED Headlight\n o Power Flow Bagless Cyclonic\n o 4-Position Height Adjust\n o Pet HandiMate Attachment\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Some Pros - But More Cons\n\nReview: My wife and I thought we had done a good job of researching vacuums when it came to replacing our Kenmore Progressive Canister. We liked the notion of a direct-drive versus a belt-driven vacuum and, for that and a few other reasons bought the Intuition Upright (bagless), and -- as you'll soon see -- we feel we made a mistake.\n\nPOSITIVES:\n+ We love the Intuition's \"canister\" or \"cup\" or whatever one calls the upright container that holds the dust and debris, and also contains in its upper sections the \"cyclonic agitator\"or whatever the plastic gizmo is called. It's not that it was plastic (read \"Negatives\" below); instead, it was that it was so easy to disassemble, clean, and put back together. We therefore have disassembled it often BECAUSE it IS so simple, and we regularly hose items off and give them a few hours outside to dry them. The operation is 1-2-3...that easy.\n\n+ The unusually long power cord gives us a lot of maneuverability. It's great that we don't have to plug, unplug; plug, unplug; all the time.\n\n+ We also like the green/red indicators as to whether the region has been vacuumed enough. It's a real help, and I can tell (via subsequent vacuuming) that it really is a good indicator of a clean floor/rug.\n\nNEGATIVES:\n- As we all know, plastic is cheap in both senses of the word, and it wasn't long before two parts broke: the latch that sealed the dust container broke right away, and it's too flimsy to be replaced. That was really a problem: without a latch, there is no seal to keep the dust from recirculating outside. Luckily, we thought about it and came up with self-sticking velcro to replace it, and it worked. However, the second piece broke off a month later: it was the top pivot which both the hose rested upon and the electric line wrapped around. In this case we simply learned to do without. There are two other parts right now that look ready to go, but as they haven't gone, I won't include them -- yet.\n\n- Other than what others say, I just haven't seen the pulling power that others are writing about. Our other Kenmore (the Progressive) was a lot more powerful.\n\n- The vacuum is extremely heavy, and not as easy to maneuver as I thought it would be. Doing stairs, or difficult-to-reach spots is not easy. It's too heavy for my wife, and it's too heavy for me: I am disabled, and when it comes to doing anything other than the straight one-level portion of the house we have to work as a team -- or else give up. There's no way I can carry this machine by myself.\n\n- The attachments are not spectacular, and not all that we DO get have storage spots on the machine, which would have made carrying them easy. In addition, there is no wide head for floors...just a minimally wide one that is more proper for chairs or sofa cushions. Therefore, we find it difficult to do bare floors: the regular, all-around big vacuum device is nowhere as easy to maneuver as a much lighter wide attachment head would have been.\n\n- The hose is cumbersome, as well. It's difficult to move around with it, and though it has an extension device your hands must be in specific grip spots for it to work. It's often a pain to use.\n\n---------\n\nALL IN ALL, I don't believe the Intuition is as good an all-around vacuum as the Progressive, as Kenmore products go. We should have gone with the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Kenmore-Kenmore-Canister-Vacuum-Cleaner-Progressive-Blueberry-21614/dp/B005OSDE8I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Kenmore Kenmore Canister Vacuum Cleaner, Progressive, Blueberry 21614</a>","Product: Capture and preserve the magic moments with HomeFlav Wooden Photo Frame. Rectangular wooden frame with desk stand can be placed horizontally and vertically.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A functional and pleasant frame\n\nReview: For those who wonder: this is a 6 x 8pine framewell, this is a composite pine that is painted to look like solid pine. But it LOOKS nice. It really does.\n\nThe frame is not overly fancy, but it is well constructed and solid. The frame is constructed so that to place a picture inside it, one has to remove four little metal clips from the back of the frame, and then take out the backing board. (There is a plastic protective film that needs to be removed.) Once the picture is inserted in the frame, the backing board is replaced, and then the four little clips are re-placed.\n\nFrom this point it is possible to either place the frame on a table either vertically or horizontally, or hang the frame from the wall. (There is a movable wall clip on the back.)\n\nWhats nice about the frame is that it is not complicated, and it does a nice job for little photos one would like to remember: its not overly fancy, and it is a composite wood. But the front side is well presented, looks nice, and the frame is solid.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.","Product: The item is a set of 6piece hourglass sand clock timers in different colors, which includes one 30 second sandglass, one 1 min sandglass, one 2 min sandglass, one 3 mins sandglass, one 5 mins sandglass and one 10 mins sandglass and is made of durable plc, abs, glass tube and sand materials. They are perfect for timing cooking, games, exercising and so on and also a wonderful decoration for your home and office. Features: Brand: Fox novo. Color: 6 different colors. Material: Durable plc, abs, glass tube and sand. Each size: About 8.52.5cm. Counting time: 30 seconds, 1 minute, 2 minute, 3 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes, each one with 10% time deviation. 100% brand new and high quality colorful hourglass sandglass sand clock timers. Ideal for timing cooking, games, exercising and so on. Also act as a wonderful decoration for your home and office. Note: This is a sand timer made for games. It is not a precision timing device, so there is time deviation. Package including: 1 30 seconds hourglass sand glass timer, 1 1 minute hourglass sand glass timer, 1 2 minute hourglass sand glass timer, 1 3 minutes hourglass sand glass timer, 1 5 minutes hourglass sand glass timer, 1 10 minutes hourglass sand glass timer.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Durable, attractive fun -- if only they were more accurate!\n\nReview: I love the concept behind these Belfen colored sand timers. Just owning them and displaying them is a kitschy/cute treat, and having the color of the sand match the color of the plastic base(s) is a really clever concept. Whoever came up with this is to be commended (and yes, Im aware more than one company has this same scheme).\n\nSo clever, yesbut the minds behind it should have spent a little more behind accuracy. My measurements for the times are as follows (and those in parentheses are for the times when I flipped the timers over and measured the time from the other direction):\n\n30 seconds: 30 (31)\n1 minute: 1:00 (1:00)\n2 minutes: 2:00 (2:00)\n3 minutes: 3:15 (2:58)\n5 minutes (each side tried twice): 5:30 and 5:34 (and 6:40 and 6:39)\n10 minutes (again, each side tried twice): 12:06 and 12:16 (and 12:26 and 12:29)\n\nAs you can see, the longer the timer, the greater the chance for inconsistency of time. There was very little variance in the 30-second, 1-minute and 2-minute timers, and only the higher times showed inconsistencies.\n\nMoreover, I noticed that some of the timers bases were bent and resisted my re-bending them flat. It makes for a non-level timer, which one would think should affect the timing, yet the first base was the 30-second tier, and the second was the 10-minute timer. Yet, as the times show, the bent bases seemed to have little effect.\n\nTo their credit, other than those two bent bases I think the timers looked very durable: I had two of them fall from a table height and nothing happened..they hit their plastic bases first and there was none the worse for wear I think the timers would have had to have a very unusually powerful fall for it to not only destroy the soft, pliant plastic surrounding the hourglass, but then to also have enough force to break the that inner device holding the sand. I just don't see it happening.\n\nAnyway, I think these are a great idea and are very cute, and I expect they will last a long while, but I would still stick to more accurate timers perhaps gear-driven or electrical if time must be exact. But if you're just using this for a game, say, then these would be attractive, useful devices.\n\nNOTE: I received this product in exchange for a fair and honest product review which this is.","Product: With aesthetics based on aviator sunglasses and a focus on performance, the Aviator delivers the purest experience in audio, no matter the genre. Control the conversation and your playlist with the in-line three-button remote and mic.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent Sound Quality; Comfortable Fit; Look Great\n\nReview: Terrific...\n\nThat's what I think of them: I bought another pair earlier just like these...the Aviator S6AVFM. Like them, these have a comfortable fit, a sweet design, and excellent sound. They are attractive to look at, they are comfortable upon my head, and I am overall very pleased with the sound. I have not found any problem with their being on my ears for hours at a time (except on a very hot day, which is entirely understandable).\n\nSound-wise, which is where it counts, this is a great set of phones. The set produces treble, bass, and midrange very well, with extremely rich overtones. I've been very impressed with their sound throughout. With great musical reproduction in the high end AND low end, it captures both with precision, delivering equally well at both ranges. When I listen to loud rock it delivers the music with no distortion, and yet it reproduces soft flute and piccolo and other \"smaller\" sounds well, too.\n\nAbout the only sound problem I have is that there are times I feel like the microphone cord is a bit too sensitive. It produced rustling noises at times, interfering with the quieter music. I've opted to replace my mike cable with a more standard non-mike cord, and am now more satisfied.\n\nI will say that these lack a little in the maintenance department, though: the plastic edging in the leather strap band that arches over the head has peeled away in my set. It's not a performance flaw, but it does poke at the \"high quality materials\" a bit.\n\nDespite the slight problems mentioned here, this is a very nice product. The minor flaws I reported are indeed minor. and I would buy these all over again.","Product: Superior Dual-band Wireless optimized for video, music, and multi-player gaming. Ideal for active, on-line households and home theaters, advanced security, parental controls, and Guest access.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The Installation Was CUMBERSOME!\n\nReview: I've been using this router for about a week now, and it's doing a nice job, but I have to say that I wouldn't have gotten it if I had known how laborious the installation would be.\n\nI took the product out of the box, connected it, stuck the installation disc in and...\n\nNOTHING. Didn't work.\n\nI'm not a techno-genius at all, but I still expected I should be able to set this up, but after a frustrating period of getting nowhere I finally decided to call LinkSys (at 800-546-5797) and followed their instructions for -- no lie -- three hours and twenty minutes.\n\nI'm not joking. But I will mitigate this by saying two things:\n\nA. The people at Linksys were VERY NICE and helpful; and\n\nB. Part of the problem was my personal internet provider (I'm in farm country in Virginia, and boy, do I wish I could create a write-up on them!). But it took me over about an hour and a half to realize that some of the issue was their fault, so I had to sign off with Linksys and then return to Linksys a day later, and THAT session was almost two hours, with the tech finally taking over my computer from her end and manipulating my laptop innards from her end.\n\nAnyway, I'm hooked up now, and it's working fine.\n\nIt is an attractive design, and it seems to be a good product. But the INSTALLATION was AWFUL.\n\nI have to think there is some way to make this a better and more user-friendly procedure.","Product: This USB cable allows you to connect USB devices piece / Mac and provides Hi Speed, 480 megabit per second data transfer rates.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A simple fix that worked like a charm\n\nReview: I'm a disabled person who sits for most of the day, and several hours can go by while I have the laptop on my lap. I'd bought a <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Cooler-Master-NotePal-X2-Laptop-Cooling-Pad-with-140mm-Blue-LED-Fan-R9-NBC-4WAK-GP/dp/B002MU1ZRS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Cooler Master NotePal X2 Laptop Cooling Pad with 140mm Blue LED Fan (R9-NBC-4WAK-GP)</a>, which worked great for over a year, then just up and quit. (To be totally accurate, it actually took a while, worked sporadically, and over the course of two weeks it gradually stopped working.)\n\nRather than buy a new fan, I bought a new connector for a couple of dollars, re-connected it, and my Cooler Master worked like new. (I also used one of those compressed air cans to blow out the dust.)\n\nAnyway...a great inexpensive fix!","Product: Technologically advanced headphones meld the future and present, providing exceptional sound and style. Advanced audio design for impressive bass, clarity, and spaciousness for extreme audio enjoyment. High quality graphics design combine exquisite graphics with a flawless finish for stunning looks. Inline microphone, remote, and universal volume control for headset use. This is a product of MEE audio (formerly MEElectronics).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Extremely Stylish, Exceptional Headphone\n\nReview: While I listen to all kinds of music, when it comes to trying out new headphones my tastes generally run to the quiet. As much as I like a good shake your socks off song, I find its in the nuances of subtlety that a headphone loses it or makes it for me.\n\nWhile I felt that the Atlas responded well to all sorts of music say, the throbbing bass of Deep Purple or the arching screams of Led Zeps Robert Plant or the reverberations of a great guitar run by Cream (have I revealed my age yet?) what I find to be just as important is how it handles the less range-y stuff. Its in the intricacy of McCartneys tapping foot in Blackbird, or in the lush midrange sounds of Set Fire to the Rain by Adele. In all those songs Atlas did great: it provided a fine representation of rhythm and lead guitars and piano and voice and harmoniesthe range that makes up the belly of a song not just the extremes.\n\nIn all cases, the Atlas did great. Even in recorded speech (try any of the recorded books for Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings) the sound was clear and tonalities were distinct and of good quality. I felt these headphones gave a very good representation of music, voice, tones, pitches regardless of volume.\n\nThese headphones did quite well, I thought: while I did not feel songs popped with artificially pumped up highs, lows or midranges most of which we can accomplish nowadays with everyday services provided with music playback programs like iTunes the Atlas served the songs extremely well.\n\nThe Atlas is certainly a slim, attractive headphone: mine was the white Diamond model that looks blanketed in white until one comes up close and notices the crisscrossing silver lines it is a very muted but elegant look, which is probably why my wife grabbed them from me and has only let me have them occasionally for this review.\n\nThe impedance is listed at a good level of 32 ohms (a low number is important if you are trying to play a battery-powered device) and a sensitivity of 113 dB@ 1 KHz (you want over 100, so this is a good level).\n\nFrequency response: 20 Hz to 20 KHz, which is almost meaningless today, as every device tends to deliver it. Anything less, and we start to miss things: high notes and light sounds at the high end, low notes and heavy sounds at the opposite end. (Anything claimed below 20 Hz or above 20 KHz is outside what most humans can hear.)\n\nThe cable is a little over four feet long, which is a very nice length and gives you the freedom to move around the chair you're sitting in. The cable is always on your left and its detachable, and has the remote and universal volume control within it. This is nice in two respects: when putting on the phones the cord is always on the left, which makes putting on the headphones an easy task: no time-consuming checking of side versus side. And it also makes it easy to take off, as there is no cord in the middle to get caught around your chin or ears.\n\nFinally, the pads are comfortable even though they rest upon the ears. It has an isolating quality, but it prevents ear sweating that occurs when the phones wrap around the ear. While this blocks most sound from around the listener, it is not a fully isolating blocker of all sound...which is good. What's important is that you DO hear the music, or whatever else you're listening to, very well.\n\nWith nice features like folding, adjustable headphones; breathable, vented pads; advanced driver design 40 mm dynamic driver, the the Atlas headphone is an excellent phone for the price.\n\nNOTE: One final note: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.","Product: Pump up the volume wherever you are with the stylish Baytek PartyMix Portable Bluetooth NFC speaker. This lightweight speaker is easy to carry and, with brilliant NFC technology, easy to sync, with a built-in rechargeable battery and Mic compatible with iPhones, Androids and other Bluetooth devices. Plus, it comes in a variety of vibrant colors like blue, red and silver.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Full-Bodied Sound Out of a Great Little Unit!\n\nReview: The first thing that impressed me with these Baytek speakers is their size: the four-speaker setup measures an inch short of a foot wide, and the result is a full, rich sound that frankly surprised me with its clarity and texture.\n\nTo test its sound quality I played several kinds of music: piano, rock, orchestral, and even violin. For a good explanation of its ability to handle a variety of musical types, though, Ive chosen the very well known hit of Billy Joel: Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.\n\nThe piano solo that begins this song is nice and clear, and Joels singing is as nuanced and pronounced as always, as is the accordion accompaniment. The speakers do a great job of representing those elements, and what follows -- a soulful, resonant saxophone solo is equally well handled. The next section (Things are okay with me these days, got a good job got a good office), as always, strong, jazzy and vibrant the speakers do a great job here and when the orchestral section comes on briefly toward the end it comes across as full-bodied and flavored as the artist intended, setting up the terrific piano-oriented full-on rock and roll section (Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies) and when at the end the strings give way to Joels return (A bottle of red, a bottle of white), backed now primarily by the piano and sax, the speakers display the intensity of those sounds just as clearly.\n\nIn short, Im VERY impressed by the speakers ability to translate the sounds clearly and fully not only in that song, but in so many others I listened to. They come as close to the sound of a full set of speakers as any of the small speakers that I have reviewed. Im believe these speakers can handle a wide array of musical tones and instruments, and have the capability of translating that sound well over a reasonable range of volumes. (I don't recommend anyone depending upon ANY small speakers to handle extremely high volumes of, say, heavy metal, hard rock, or whatever.)\n\nAs to other elements of these speakers: I found the instructions to be clear and simple, and I liked the fact that the speakers had the instructions for on/off, volume, fast-forward and reverse, etc., printed right on the cabinet. A lot of electronics nowadays try for a more streamlined look for their electronic devices and leave off marking their device up with practical things like on/off, etc. The problem Ive found is that we have so many devices nowadays that one simply gets confused by them and I believe practical instructions are becoming an ever-growing necessity.\n\nTwo other features I liked are the ability of the speakers to work up to 30 feet away from the paired Bluetooth player, as well as the rechargeable batteries giving the speakers a play time of eight hours. They will work with both iPhones as well as android and other Bluetooth devices. It comes with a 3.5 audio cable and USB audio cable.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.","Product: High quality, soft material. Protect your laptop from scratching, dust and falls or drops. Easy to place laptop into and take out from the case. Ideal for carry alone or putting into a large bag. Surface is very smooth, touch is very comfortable. Macbook not included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A really brainy way to keep the observant thief looking elsewhere\n\nReview: This is quite remarkable, and a clever carrying case. Really.\n\nWere you to place your little laptop/netbook/tablet inside it and leave it on the seat of your car I don't think that you will find there will be many people who would ever guess what's inside it. No, I'll admit it's not a PERFECT color match for a manila folder, but it is so close that anyone looking through a car window is NOT going to question it.\n\nI think it safe to say that it would fit anything about 8 to 8 1/2 inches deep and about 11 1/2 to 12 inches wide, erring toward the smaller sizes the taller or thicker it is. It even has the red tie-around that manila folders have (though it has a small Velcro strip as well, hidden under its flap).\n\nThe bag is made of faux leather, and really is well constructed. The stitching is well done, and the \"leather\" is of good quality without any misalignment or overlapping. Granted, it is NOT leather, but other than that it is a fine job. One thing: this is NOT padded, though the faux leather would probably do a little to break a small fall or mitigate minor bumping or mishandling. I would not expect this bag to handle much, though.\n\nBut that's not really why you would buy it, is it? I think it is the IDEAL bag to take home on a subway or place in a car where someone might quickly look inside to judge what's worth stealing. If your computer or tablet, etc, is inside this, a cursory look would probably dissuade a thief from breaking in.\n\nOne thing: I might clip the red string a little....maybe an inch or two. Not so much that it can't still wind around the red tab, and maybe even one return to the original red tab. I found, though, that the red string tended to catch on a lot, and just a little less string meant a little less hassle in that department...it's a pain to have to always account for that string EVERY time you move your device in or out. But leave enough: though there is a Velcro strip, it's not foolproof, and it's nice to have the string for a backup.\n\nAgain, a nice job, very clever design, and executed well enough to fool the would be thief who might be enthused when he sees the typical sleeve tablets often come in. This is a very smart way to fool a light-fingered criminal who wants to do a snatch-and-grab. I was going to take a point off because there's so little padding, but really: the point here is fooling the thief. It's not meant to be a safe.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.","Product: M-Edge Raspberry Incline Case for Kindle Fire HD 7\".\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: TERRIFIC, WONDERFUL, LOVE IT - with one recommendation\n\nReview: I don't know if any of you had problems like I did: I could NOT find a cover for my new 7\" HD Kindle Fire - so many of them looked great, and then you ran into the \"does not fit Kindle HD Fireone on Amazon that would do my brand new Kindle Fire HD, which I LOVE!, but ladies and gentlemen, this is the one and LOOK NO FURTHER! Here's why:\n\n...IT CAN TAKE AN IMPACT. I've already dropped mine twice, and there's been NO DAMAGE. It's not a fault of the case that I dropped it: I am 61 and a bit on the infirm side (hence my loving this \"library on my lap\") and I've been clumsy enough to let this hit the ground two times. The falls were not from very high - just about two feet or thereabouts - but the case has performed admirably. I'm sure I would have had a crack or a scratch or something had the case not been employed.\n... THE KINDLE FITS SNUGLY, and it doesn't let go unless you want it to (and go to the trouble of slipping the elastic bands away from the corners). It doesn't take a lot to take the Kindle out, but it certainly won't happen unless you want it to.\n...IT GRIPS WHATEVER IT'S ON...be it table, fabric, counter top, etc. It will even grip a slight slope, but I think it's always problematic to put anything on, say, a sloped dashboard, especially when there are other forces at hand like sudden stops or accelerations. But under all normal conditions it holds on to where it's placed.\n...IT HAS A PLEASANT, SUPPLE FEEL to it, and while I doubt it's genuine leather of the sort you might get for high dollar luggage, say, it's got a nice, comfortable grippy feel and is difficult to drop, or slide off of anything.\n...THE FOLDING DISPLAY FEATURE is very nice, very convenient, very easy to use. It sits up very nicely even in less than ideal places, like on my mattress when I'm reading on my side to keep the light from bothering my wife on my other side. It's very easy to set up and use.\n...THE 360 TURNING IS WONDERFUL...I can't imagine making it any easier. There's no loss of grip in any position, and you can even hit other angles other than 90, 180 and 270. The rotating feature does \"lock\" at those positions, but it still allows you to put it in other positions, too.\n...ALL THE CONTROLS ARE RIGHT THERE and easy to use: the on-off switch, volume, the charging port, etc, and certainly the more \"interior\" ones like page turning, etc. Nothing is blocked by the case's corner grips or its setup. Even when you think it is - like, say, when your charging port's on the bottom - all you have to do is rotate the screen so that's now on the top.\n...IT ALLOWS FOR DIFFERENT VIEWING ANGLES that feel nice and snug.\n...IT COMES IN FOUR ATTRACTIVE COLORS, but I just went with black, which matches the Kindle. I think they all look great.\n...IT FITS RIGHTIES or LEFTIES, as one of my friends figured out. Just rotate the Kindle 180.\n\nHere are the two negatives I could come up with, but I felt only one was serious:\n...THERE IS NO SECURE CLOSURE strap or anything that holds the case closed when in transport. I happen to own a little elastic strap I used for something else that I now use with this, but it would be the cat's pajamas if M-Edge resolved this.\n...THERE'S NO HAND STRAP, but I personally could care less. I had one with my regular Kindle case and I never used it. (I thing the closure strap could resolve this also if M-Edge designed it with this in mind.)\n\nAll in all, I love this case, have owned it for quite a while, and couldn't be happier. I don't think you can go wrong with it.","Product: The legendary look of simplicity of the original Roshe gets revamped with some new skin..\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Comfortable Pad With a Lot of Settings -- From Low to Very High\n\nReview: I've got to list two qualifiers when reviewing this:\n\n1. I've gotten this for my back, and ONLY my back. I cannot tell you how it fits other areas of my body. I've had to move it around my back and legs, but I don't have much experience with areas like shoulders and tower legs. (From just playing around with this it seems to be comfortable enough around my calf, my shoulder, and my thigh, for instance--but that's far from real use.)\n\n2. I'm writing this review after about a month of owning one, so I can't speak to endurance or wear. But I CAN talk about the functionality of the pad, and its thermal settings.\n\nAnd as to that, I can really attest to the heat this device delivers. I'm sitting here typing this on a cold evening in a house that's a bit underheated right now (the weather got cold, fast). I've got the heat set on halfway between Medium and High (the fourth out of five heat settings), and I have to tell you that it's HOT. And I love it.\n\nI have mentioned my spine problems in other appropriate reviews, and I'll let it suffice here to say that I have sufficient problems that have affected me for decades. And as any person who suffers from spine problems will echo, pain TRAVELS with back sufferers: one moment it's in the center of my back, the next it's traveling through my left buttock, then down my right thigh, and so on.\n\nAnyway, I'm very pleased with the Sunbeam 901. Everywhere I place it it does a great job. the manner in which it is constructed it allows for it to be curved around parts of limbs, and I've not found a situation concerning my lower back, buttocks, or thighs that has left me wishing for a better fit. And the cloth fabric that makes up the pad is quite comfortable against my body.\n\nThe only real negative I've encountered is this: when not used with straps, the tabs at the extreme ends of the pad--the black Velcro tabs used for attaching the belt straps, etc--are a bit rough and uncomfortable as the device lies against your back, and those tabs are almost exactly where the rear portion of my arms hit them. I suppose the problem would be resolved if I wore the device and therefore UTILIZED those tabs to attach the straps,but as it is right now the rough edges were exposed.\n\nI enjoy the fact that there are five heat settings, and BE AWARE the highest is VERY high. I believe these settings should be warm enough for any practical uses people might want. I have not wished for any more heat than these supply.\n\nA note: my wife and I are so pleased with this heating pad that we have just ordered a second one so we can both use them.","Product: out of store\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A nice system to provide organization for packing\n\nReview: This \"kit\" consists of three rectangular bags that accept a great deal of luggage on their own, yet neatly fit into their own carrying pouches when not being used. It's a great systemized approach to packing and organization -- with a couple of notes that bear paying attention to as you're considering this great little system.\n\nFirst of all, think of what life is like for the traveler. There are lots of items that form the core of certain classifications of clothes, and that's what lies at the heart of their Ohuhu system - underwear and socks and belts, etc in the smallest bag, t-shirts and shorts, etc in the middle bag, and pants and larger shirts, and perhaps shoes in the biggest bag. To my way of thinking, these are all bags that will have to fit INSIDE of other bags --- they don't have handles, and one of the outside panels is made of a strong mesh - not the stuff you want to have exposed to the outside world. I have found it wise to pack these bags tight with luggage in order to maximize the bags' ability to keep order within your luggage...otherwise there can be shifting within them. Not a huge problem, but if your key concern is organization, then this would be the route I would take.\n\nHowever you'll pack them, they can remain the foundation of certain kinds of clothes or other items you might not need at all times...kind of the equivalent of drawers in a dresser. Think of them as items you might place in that drawer, or stick somewhere out of the way...but always want to know where they are.\n\nThe outside of each bag gives a quick visual cue to the kind of items that might be in one bag vs. another -- underwear and socks, for instance - there is no telling what system you might want to come up with: maybe a certain case may hold items concerning health: band aids, suntan oil, etc. Maybe you just want to know where books that might be related to a particular point in your vacation touring, or items to keep your kids busy. Regardless, the possibilities are up to you.\n\nOne thing I liked about the bags is that they fold up nicely into little attached cases made of the same material as the bags. If you follow the directions in the sixth picture on the product page it will help you accomplish this goal. It's a great way to keep them in small containers if they're not being used at the time: this is a great feature that will allow you to carry all three of the bags in some corners of your suitcase that won't take up any more combined space than, say, a couple of books. They also include a little white bag for just that purpose. (If you click on one of the pictures on the product page you'll not only get a close-up of the picture, but also an eighth photo that will show you the white container.)\n\nAs for workmanship, all the bags I received seem to be in good condition: no loose strings, misaligned zippers, stitching problems, etc. (I did not see any indication of a warranty.)\n\nI was supplied this product free of charge with no condition other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.","Product: We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A little loose for my tastes\n\nReview: These soft silicone skins for the Samsung S5 are reasonably attractive and indeed quite soft...once placed upon the phone they give your S5 a nice look and some increased protection. And, for about $1.50 per skin, you have the ability to change your phone's appearance on practically a daily basis. They're extremely easy to take on and off, which would facilitate that, but see more about that in the next paragraph.\n\nThe only real negative I can give this product -- one I feel is indeed important -- is that each skin is relatively loose. Several times I lost all or a portion of the skin as I pulled the phone out of my pocket...not a good trait for a protective cover. But how much can you downgrade a product that says JUST THAT in the product's description? I quote, from their description on Amazon's page, with their punctuation marks: (*Note: Silicone covers offer good protection but are also less firm/sturdy than cases made of TPU or hard plastic. Silicone covers do not have the same snug fit and over time they tend to lose more of their form than other types of cases/covers).\n\nSo there is NO attempt to undermine here or give the least bit of false advertising. Additionally, The Friendly Swede organization assures that they are eager to help with any product's problems...in fact, they write \"if you for any reason are not happy with any product by The Friendly Swede, please do not hesitate to contact us and will do our best to solve your problem asap.\"\n\nHow can you argue with that? So, while I did give only 3 stars for the product, I want to state here that I am giving an honorary FIVE stars to The Friendly Swede company for HONESTY.","Product: Air-Activated Instant Heat Ultra-Thing Adhesive Toe Warmers lasting 6 plus hours. Grabber Adhesive Toe Warmers are a non-toxic, , odorless heat source using all natural ingredients that are non-combustible. Just open the package and expose the ultra-thin Toe Warmer to air, and peel back the adhesive backing. Adhere adhesive to shoe, on top or underneath the sock near the toe area.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Real Life Saver (or, I Suppose, TOE Saver)\n\nReview: We have horses, which means we are out in the field at least twice every day, at times for hours at a time. We can't pick the days we go outside--we have to be there on the horrible days just as much as the pleasant ones--and that brings us to...\n\nGrabber Warmers.\n\nMy wife is just like so many women (though I'm sure some men fit this description, too) in that her extremities JUST CANNOT stay warm on cold days. Perhaps other women can empathize here, too: not only is she uncomfortably cold when she's outside, but even when she's inside she keeps on feeling the discomfort for hours afterward, too.\n\nBut getting her these Grabber Warmers has REALLY helped her. In her words, \"they are life savers.\"\n\nShe said they're neither TOO hot or TOO cold, even when she's back inside, and she tells me they have really made a huge difference on winter days. \"They're never too hot,\" she told me. \"They're just perfect.\"\n\nAdditionally, they last for hours, just as they advertise. It's nice when a product does that.\n\nFinally, I asked her to rate them and she never hesitated...and you can see her five stars at the top of this review. We keep a stock of them ready ALL WINTER. If you have cold extremities, you should, too.","Product: Divine LEDs offers a lightweight headlamp with adjustable elastic strap for a snug and customized fit every time. A dimmer and multiple modes allow you to adjust the light strength to suit your task-at-hand. And speaking of hands, both are free for use when you rely on XE Series Headlamp. This automatically results in 50% greater efficiency when compared to performing the same task using a standard flashlight. Made from military-grade materials, this headlamp is guaranteed to work as hard as you do!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One if by sea, and two if...hey...there are something like a DOZEN settings here!\n\nReview: This is an device that provides an extraordinary amount of help when it comes to working with products that A) require illumination, and B) require both of your hands and/or concentration. So much falls under these conditions that youll eventually wonder how you ever got by without them.\n\nI border on being a physical wreck, so I don't jog or anything, but I walk at night from my barn. I use tools, too, and I read at night, and I have to find things Ive dropped... in these activities, too, this headlamp is a huge help. In fact, I figure it will help out when I (or anyone else) work on a car, tend a pets night wounds, read a map, tend to ANYTHING when if my power goes out, and temporarily blind ones daughters (all right that last one isn't recommended, but a father can find some habits to be hard to drop.)\n\nFace it: there are all sorts of reasons the headlamp is a tool that is as beneficial as the magnetic nail holder. And as for this one, there are several features that I found to be really helpful.\n\nTHE BAND: Made of a stretchable elastic, the band doesnt really need an exact fitits very easy to adjust and the material is pretty slippery smooth. The importance of that is that the fabric did not seem prone to grab hair or get caught in things a more textured fabric might.\n\nTHE LIGHT(S): The two white lights are beyond bright (ask my daughters). Pressed once, the white lights alternate between the two side bulbs and the single center bulb. Pressed three times in quick succession, the white lights strobeon/off/on/off and so on. Press it once a sustained second or so, and you have a red light. Once you get used to the light and its functions youll find that each of the beams has a low, medium, and high intensity, but heres a neat little thing I found:\n\nOne bulb trick I discovered can be accessed when any one of the steady lamp beams is on, be it red or white. Holding the button down on a continual basis, the beam will seem unaffected at first until a second or so goes by and then it begins to fade. As long as you maintain pressure, the beam will fade until it is out completelyyet taking your finger off before it fades completely traps that beam at how low its intensity was when you let go. (Tapping the button again will turn the light off and return the light to its normal functions.)\n\nAdditionally, this light puts its metaphorical money where its metaphorical mouth is: it boasts not only 100 % water resistance, but it comes with a lifetime warranty. THATs a sturdy light that guarantees its durability.\n\nNOTE: I was sent this product in exchange for an honest review ... which this is.","Product: Light weight, compact design, easy to carry and store, Collapsible, Water Resistant Unique Stretch switch, pull up is switch-on, Press down is switch-off, easy to use; Body is stretchable, when stretching the lantern, the light will turn on, 30 LED bulbs, low power consumption, operation life up to 100,000 hours; Size: Diameter-88mm; Height: 124cm (185cm when stretching to the most) Powered by 3x AA batteries (Sold separately) Ideal for indoor and outdoor use, such as cooking, reading, camping, fishing, hiking, emergencies, hurricanes, outages\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A light little lantern that has several really good points\n\nReview: The LYNEC Lantern has some drawbacks that could also be looked at as positives, given the right perspective.\n\nFor instance, this is a very light plastic product and the materials are somewhat fragile, but if one were to count upon taking a hike, where every ounce of material you carry matters, then this could be seen as an asset. In fact, it about as heavy at the three AA batteries within and little more. It is also not extremely easy to figure out at first, and you need to read the directions the first time out. On the other hand, it isn't likely to start up lighting itself in your bag, either. The steps areaaaaaaaaa slightly more complex than that.\n\nAs to the flashlight/lantern itself: I was a bit stymied when I first unboxed it. Once I inserted the batteries I tried to determine the lighting procedures intuitively and actually gave up and read the directions I don't know that thats a bad thing, necessarily, so I didn't count it in my stars total. That is, when directions (once read) are determined to be so easy as to not needing the directions anymore, I don't count my initial frustrations against it. I just hadnt figured them out on my own yet they're hard to forget once you have learned them.\n\nFor instance: press the on/off button on the side for 2 seconds, and it lights. The same goes for turning it off. Thats nice, as it protects against an accidental touch messing with the lights and waking you up or burning out the batteries. Once its off, tap it twice FAST, and it will set off the SOS lighting procedure to signify you need help.\n\nWhen it comes to focusing the light on a broader or narrower target, this is one case where you can follow the instructions on the top of the lamp/lanternthese ARE easy to figure out. What it doesnt tell you is that this function is only worthwhile when its in the flashlight mode, not the lantern. Still, it doesnt take us very long to figure that out, so again I wouldnt count it as a big negative.\n\nAs to the lantern functionthat is, the raising of the plastic lid so that the nylon mesh can extend and turn the flashlight into a lantern. This is a nicely configured function and is billed as waterproof, and I will take them at the word, as it passed my very stringent Kitchen Sink Sprayer test. I admit, I did not run it for a long time only about 5 - 10 seconds.which SEEMED very long at the time (probably because my wife saw me, and began yelling at me). But the lantern did fine.\n\nLast thing: the bottom of the lamp has two nice features (and some negatives coming up, too). First, there is a little hook there that can be pulled out and hung over a line, a small tree branch or twig, or any other small item that the hook can grab onto. Secondly, the base has three small magnets which allow the lantern to be hung upside down from any metal that magnets are attracted to: steel, iron, nickeland thats my total knowledge of science. That makes it easy to place it or hang it.\n\nNow, as to a couple of negatives: Ive mentioned the lack of intuitive construction, which shouldnt be a big thing once you remember the little things the instructions tell you. But Ive had to explain how to work this to several family members already, most of whom gave up at some point or another and simply said, All right, how does this work? But I can just imagine having to instruct a bunch of fellow campers how it works...continuously. It would have been wise to make the mechanisms work more naturally.\n\nAlong the same lines, while I think the bottom of the lamp/lantern has nice features (the magnets and the hook), it has some negatives, too. For one, I think its too prone to falling apart when one is trying to use it for its various purposes: twist the battery pack lid and the lantern might just pop up (or vice versa). Also, I worry that some of the parts are just too weak: for instance, the little hook is VERY slim, and I would think that it would be the first thing to break. It isn't vital, I know, but it could have been better made.\n\nAll in all, though, I think this is a good little flashlight. Yes, I am concerned about this or that here, but overall I have to say that this little light is STILL going to be the first thing Im going to reach for when the power goes out.. And if I were going camping, I would definitely take it along. I know this: while it might not last forever, Ill count on using it until its given up the ghost.\n\nSo, it comes down to what I said in the second paragraph: its benefits can be seen as faults, and its faults can be seen as benefits. While I might wish it were made a bit more solidly, I will take it with me every time I camp or go where a flashlight (or lantern) is needed.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied with a free promotional sample in order to provide an honest and unbiased reviewwhich this is.","Product: Enemy Below [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1957] 6301662954\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Two sides, evenly matched, lots of action and intrigue\n\nReview: This is a really excellent post-war film: stirring, smartly written, fast story line, lots of action, and compelling characters. Sure, it might be a little predictable in the big picture sense: not in the maneuvering or tactics -- no, I think a Navy man (especially those in ships such as these) might gain an advantage there. But it's predictable in that you pretty much could guess where this was going, and what \"ground\" this movie might tread upon by the end. But it's like one of those great old war movies, or more modern fare like those who enjoyed the terrific Captain Kirk Star Trek TV episodes where his ship was in the battle of their lives -- and those who liked that old original series know what I'm talking about. While we have every expectation Kirk will win, the joy of watching is in the dynamics of combat: tactics, intrigue, ingenuity, training, experience, and brotherhood.\n\nAnd speaking of brotherhood, the movie was made 12 years after the war ended, and the movie industry was aware that we had entered a phase of reconciliation. Sure, we had a lot of anger at an enemy who had plunged the world into an inhuman war. But we were also mending fences, and this movie concentrated not only on the two opposing ship captains, but it also showed us several times that the German captain was no Nazi, and he in fact HATED Nazis and their poisonous mentality.\n\nWhat was really fun to watch was the intelligent battle, the shrewdness of two heads of ship who knew the ropes and were at the top of their games, like two experienced boxers circling the ring waiting for the other to make a mistake. Robert Mitchum is so good in this role you have to think that he was made for them...I think men would follow him into battle just because he was Robert Mitchum, with that great leader's face: keen eyes, weary long face and demeanor, and a deep, sonorous voice that inspired but also let you know he understood it all. On the German side, Curt Jergens played his role perfectly too: tired of war, feeling his time had passed, knowing that his own children died in war and he had nothing to go back to.\n\nBut it's the cat-and-mouse game that we're put through that makes the film: both sides were well matched, and the film hardly focused on anything else. From almost the opening credits to the end credits there was barely time for the briefest of exposition to bring you up to speed to let you know who the key players were, and then it's, BOOM! you're in the fight.\n\nThis is a great movie that people who understand that battles are fought by men, not machines, and no one side has it all. If you're interested in a fast 100 minutes spent leaning forward out of your chair you can't go wrong here.","Product: Comedy\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: With Six You Get Classic Cornball Comedy\n\nReview: It's been ages since I've seen a Doris Day movie, and this was a pretty hectic and hilarious flick. If you don't know the story, it's about two once-married people (Day and Brian Keith) who form a mutual attraction and get hitched, though that's when the problems begin: their two eldest hate one another, and of course nothing goes right. Long story short, there are arguments and misunderstandings and a street fight and a car chase and hippies and a car accident and a police station. And can you guess what you get when the dust settles? Here's a spoiler you saw coming a mile away) a nice, happy family.\n\nWhat I found of interest - besides the RIDICULOUS story line, and the RIDICULOUSLY broad stereotypes of the 1960s in which this was set - were the secondary characters: Barbara Hershey is Keith's eldest daughter, Jamie Farr and William Christopher (Klinger and Father Mulcahey from TV's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/M-A-S-H/dp/B000HT3P5Q/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">M*A*S*H</a>) were two hippies; LEAVE IT TO BEAVER's Eddie Haskell (Ken Osmond) played a guy named Duke; George freakin' Carlin is a soda hop (if you remember that term). And the GRASSROOTS were playing at a terminally hip nightspot!\n\nIf one were to base a film verily upon its merits - especially as it stands today - I can't see this being much else than a 3, at best. At BEST. But this is a classic Doris Day movie, and one of her best when it was released. There's an ineffable quality of innocent, wholesome sexuality she brought to these kinds of projects, and for a person of my age, it still travels sufficiently well. It's by all means a classic, though quite obviously dated.\n\nAnd so, yes, the plot is, well, RIDICULOUS, but you just can't watch this classic without having a good time. Believe me, I tried.","Product: Royal Tenenbaum (Gene Hackman) and his wife, Etheline (Anjelica Huston), had three children -- Chas, Margot, and Richie -- and then they separated. Chas (Ben Stiller) started buying real estate in his early teens and seemed to have an almost preternatural understanding of international finance. Margot (Gwyneth Paltrow) was a playwright and received a Braverman Grant of $50,000 in the ninth grade. Richie (Luke Wilson) was a junior champion tennis player and won the U.S. Nationals three years in a row. Virtually all memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums was subsequently erased by two decades of betrayal, failure, and disaster. The Criterion Collection is proud to present Wes Anderson's hilarious, touching, and brilliantly stylized study of melancholy and redemption.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Absurdist, Character-Driven Gem\n\nReview: That THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS is a great movie is unquestioned by those who love it. That there are many who do not \"get\" it only adds to that appeal. I have friends who are intelligent and love movies and have great senses of humor, yet they have watched this movie and upon returning it have told me they just didn't enjoy it. That happens with this movie.\n\nYet I still think this is one of the funniest films I have ever seen. And yes: the fact that it appeals only to certain of us makes it even more endearing.\n\nFor those of you who are reading this and wonder if you will like TRT, consider this: did you like <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Arrested-Development-The-Complete-Series/dp/B000JJ3Y78/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Arrested Development: The Complete Series</a>, or <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Curb-Your-Enthusiasm/dp/B0000E2PVR/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Curb Your Enthusiasm</a>? How about <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Juno/dp/B0019I6WDG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Juno</a>? Mind you, these are not absolute, but if you enjoy absurdist family humor that is fairly \"dry,\" then TRT might just be for you.\n\nThe movie is directed by Wes Anderson, who co-wrote the movie with Owen Wilson. Anderson has a history of quirky movies (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Rushmore/dp/6305428239/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Rushmore</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Life-Aquatic-with-Steve-Zissou/dp/B003QSGF0C/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou</a>) in which he seems to revel in letting his actors expand within their characterizations and take over the movie. He also has an expert touch with cinematography; his sets are intimate and charming, creating a homey quality that comes next to claustrophobic, reveling in an expert sense of capturing the moments of character discovery that so often happen within his movies.\n\nHere it is no different, as plot is almost secondary to characterization. It is our coming to terms with these wealthy, privileged but ultimately lost human beings that drives our appreciation of the movie. In short, if you don't like the characters here, you won't like this movie. As such, I think discussion of the characters is more important than any real plot summary ...\n\nRoyal Tenenbaum, played by everyman actor Gene Hackman, is the head of a severely crippled family that is more or less stumbling on forward with life. Perhaps the truest synopsis of this family's problems is that they achieved success too early and are wading aimlessly now in the tide pool of that success, trying to find their way ahead. Though the movie begins with the estranged Royal explaining his upcoming divorce to his three grown children, it is only in the broadest sense that it could be said the movie is told from his perspective, in that we observe this mess of a family from the outside looking in.\n\nHis wife is Etheline, played by the marvelous Anjelica Huston. A noted archeologist, that she is attempting to divorce her husband is no surprise, but Henry, her accountant and the man she hopes to someday marry, is played by Danny Glover and he could be no more different than Royal if he tried. He is careful, tactful, thoughtful...and quite dull.\n\nThe children consist of:\n\nChas, obsessively played by an angry Ben Stiller: An international finance expert, Chas sued his father when he was in his early teens due to his father's theft of his savings bonds. Most importantly, however, he is a frenetic father whose inability to deal with his wife's death in a plane crash leads him to cling to his children like a mother hen in a doghouse. He openly hates his father, who shot him in the back with a BB gun when he was young.\n\nMargot, portrayed by a wispy Gwyneth Paltrow. She is adopted - a fact her father continuously refers to in front of her -- she is a playwright who won a grant when she was a high school freshman, but now spends her days eluding her husband by soaking in a bathtub and secretly smoking. She has half a finger missing but will not tell her family how it happened.\n\nRichie, ably played by Luke Wilson: A tennis pro who broke down and quit in the midst of a title match at the peak of his career, he is obsessed with adopted sister, and likely quit as a reaction to her marriage. He spends his time living as a passenger on an ocean liner.\n\nEli, played by an achingly hopeful yet sad Owen Wilson, is NOT a Tenenbaum, but dearly wishes to be. He is a young author of Western novels who now spends his days addled on drugs. He has been having an affair with Margot, and his drug habit will have some effect upon the family as the movie progresses.\n\nAnd finally, Raleigh St. Clair is played by the droll Bill Murray, a neurologist who excels in studies of the brain and yet has no idea as to what makes people tick. He spends the movie in an almost disturbing fascination with a young prodigy named Dudley, taking him everywhere so that he can constantly study him while completely ignoring his duties as a husband to Margot.\n\nIt's a quaint, neurotic and hilarious movie that is terrifically cast and layered in character...your tenth viewing of it will reveal things to you that you missed in your first nine viewings. If you \"get\" this movie, it will stay with you forever...it's that good.","Product: Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey. The chilling tale of a religious fanatic who believes he is charged with killing demons in human form-and enlists his two young sons to help him. 2001/color/99 min/R.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Movie That Deserves SEVERAL Viewings\n\nReview: (Note: this review contains NO SPOILERS!)\n\n\"Frailty\" is a truly unsettling film, a rare movie that questions the power of faith and religious devotion. All too often, popular works raise issues like these, then fail to deliver the goods...but that's not true here. And, as a result, we're left questioning not only what we've seen, but our own beliefs as well.\n\nAnd that's really it, after all, given any work of fiction: don't we always ask ourselves what we would do in such a situation? Would we fight for what we believe, even flying in the face of danger?\n\nHere, however, we're not simply opposed by a big palooka with a big gun. We're faced with our own faith, and the power of our belief -- in conflict with everything a rational person holds to be true.\n\n\"Frailty\" is not afraid to ask the big questions, and one viewing will not be enough to answer them all.\n\nThat this film is directed with conviction by actor Bill Paxton is relatively amazing. Impressive as an actor (logging over 75 movies, he is probably best remembered for his \"Game over, man. Game over!\" in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Aliens/dp/B001609SQA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Aliens</a>), he has done nothing of note as a director EXCEPT for this film...and what an extraordinary film it is.\n\nThe movie begins with Matthew McConaughey's character Fenton Meiks coming into an FBI station in Dallas on a dreary, stormy night with a mind-boggling confession to make: he has been part of a homicidal string of murders known as the \"God's Hand Killings,\" and needs to speak to lead investigator Wesley Doyle (Powers Boothe).\n\nFrom here on in the film travels back in time to describe those killings, and to the role the young Meiks played in them...along with his younger brother Adam. The two boys live with their father (Paxton), a widower whose wife died before movie began. Their life is not idyllic, but comfortable; that is, until Dad rushes out to tell the boys that last night he received a vision from God, and he and the boys have been given a divine mission: to find \"demons\" and destroy them.\n\nWhile the impressionable Adam is quickly aboard with his father's quest, Fenton is disturbed when he finds out these \"demons\" look like ordinary men and women. True, their father has their names on a list he says God gave him, but to Fenton their father's actions constitute murder, plain and simple.\n\nSoon, their father gathers his materials: the list, an axe (which he names Otis) and a pipe (for knocking out the demons), a pair of gloves--soon to be explained, and a pit they must dig beneath a shed, where their missions will be finalized, and their bodies are soon after buried in a rose garden behind their house.\n\nThe first mission goes off without a hitch...Dad comes home with a female \"demon\" whom he carries down to the pit, and when Dad takes off his gloves and places his hand upon her he is struck by a vision and \"sees\" her crimes, which are left undescribed to us, but he clearly finds them to be horrible. Called upon also to touch her by their dad, Adam claims to see her deeds as well, but Fenton does not, and believes that his father is crazy, and Adam is brainwashed not only by his love for his father but also by his need to believe him.\n\nAnd thus the heart of the movie is laid bare: are his dad's visions real? Was he truly visited by one of God's angels, or has he gone crazy? Is he truly smiting demons, or is he only committing murder? Fenton clearly does not believe his father, and director Paxton intelligently does not allow us to see anything other than what he describes, leaving us to decide what we would do in Fenton's place.\n\nThere is more to this movie...the plot makes some twists and turns that deliberately disorient us, and thus our own decisions are tested. Boothe's character clearly does not believe the authenticity of the confession he is hearing, and toward the end of the movie he accompanies McConaughey to the rose garden itself, where we will learn the ugly truth behind it all.\n\nThe beauty of the story is that the layers do not get peeled off all at once, but bits at a time, and the result is a movie that you can talk about for hours afterward. I have seen the movie three times, and each of them has revealed levels to me that I did not grasp before.\n\nMany viewers have questioned the meaning behind the title of the movie, and after thinking about it I will leave behind my not-so-terribly cryptic clue. I believe \"Frailty\" refers to humanity's greatest weakness concerning our belief in God-- in the absence of hard proof.","Product: This movie will have you on the edge of your seat.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Movie That Deserves SEVERAL Viewings\n\nReview: (Note: this review contains NO SPOILERS!)\n\n\"Frailty\" is a truly unsettling film, a rare movie that questions the power of faith and religious devotion. All too often, popular works raise issues like these, then fail to deliver the goods...but that's not true here. And, as a result, we're left questioning not only what we've seen, but our own beliefs as well.\n\nAnd that's really it, after all, given any work of fiction: don't we always ask ourselves what we would do in such a situation? Would we fight for what we believe, even flying in the face of danger?\n\nHere, however, we're not simply opposed by a big palooka with a big gun. We're faced with our own faith, and the power of our belief -- in conflict with everything a rational person holds to be true.\n\n\"Frailty\" is not afraid to ask the big questions, and one viewing will not be enough to answer them all.\n\nThat this film is directed with conviction by actor Bill Paxton is relatively amazing. Impressive as an actor (logging over 75 movies, he is probably best remembered for his \"Game over, man. Game over!\" in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Aliens/dp/B001609SQA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Aliens</a>), he has done nothing of note as a director EXCEPT for this film...and what an extraordinary film it is.\n\nThe movie begins with Matthew McConaughey's character Fenton Meiks coming into an FBI station in Dallas on a dreary, stormy night with a mind-boggling confession to make: he has been part of a homicidal string of murders known as the \"God's Hand Killings,\" and needs to speak to lead investigator Wesley Doyle (Powers Boothe).\n\nFrom here on in the film travels back in time to describe those killings, and to the role the young Meiks played in them...along with his younger brother Adam. The two boys live with their father (Paxton), a widower whose wife died before movie began. Their life is not idyllic, but comfortable; that is, until Dad rushes out to tell the boys that last night he received a vision from God, and he and the boys have been given a divine mission: to find \"demons\" and destroy them.\n\nWhile the impressionable Adam is quickly aboard with his father's quest, Fenton is disturbed when he finds out these \"demons\" look like ordinary men and women. True, their father has their names on a list he says God gave him, but to Fenton their father's actions constitute murder, plain and simple.\n\nSoon, their father gathers his materials: the list, an axe (which he names Otis) and a pipe (for knocking out the demons), a pair of gloves--soon to be explained, and a pit they must dig beneath a shed, where their missions will be finalized, and their bodies are soon after buried in a rose garden behind their house.\n\nThe first mission goes off without a hitch...Dad comes home with a female \"demon\" whom he carries down to the pit, and when Dad takes off his gloves and places his hand upon her he is struck by a vision and \"sees\" her crimes, which are left undescribed to us, but he clearly finds them to be horrible. Called upon also to touch her by their dad, Adam claims to see her deeds as well, but Fenton does not, and believes that his father is crazy, and Adam is brainwashed not only by his love for his father but also by his need to believe him.\n\nAnd thus the heart of the movie is laid bare: are his dad's visions real? Was he truly visited by one of God's angels, or has he gone crazy? Is he truly smiting demons, or is he only committing murder? Fenton clearly does not believe his father, and director Paxton intelligently does not allow us to see anything other than what he describes, leaving us to decide what we would do in Fenton's place.\n\nThere is more to this movie...the plot makes some twists and turns that deliberately disorient us, and thus our own decisions are tested. Boothe's character clearly does not believe the authenticity of the confession he is hearing, and toward the end of the movie he accompanies McConaughey to the rose garden itself, where we will learn the ugly truth behind it all.\n\nThe beauty of the story is that the layers do not get peeled off all at once, but bits at a time, and the result is a movie that you can talk about for hours afterward. I have seen the movie three times, and each of them has revealed levels to me that I did not grasp before.\n\nMany viewers have questioned the meaning behind the title of the movie, and after thinking about it I will leave behind my not-so-terribly cryptic clue. I believe \"Frailty\" refers to humanity's greatest weakness concerning our belief in God-- in the absence of hard proof.","Product: Is the saving of innocent lives a worthy cause when everyone else condemns you for the act? This burden weighs on Bocca's heart as he continues his fight against Midnight Hiyoko. But who is the real enemy? Later Bocca and Sayoko arrive at a town filled with mechanical mice and meet a girl who could be a warrior of Melos if it weren't her hatred of warriors.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Visually Arresting, But Not Quite the Thinker It Hopes To Be\n\nReview: (NOTE for anyone who wants to give a negative review: please leave a comment to help me do better next time.)\n\nFirst: DO NOT READ Amazon's description of OBLIVION! It gives away key PLOT SPOILERS.\n\nFor my part, I will quite deliberately tell you only a little about the plot, as I think it really is best kept as a surprise. Thankfully, the commercials do not do it an injustice, and will not spoil your viewing.\n\nThe merest details of the story are as follows: Jack Harper (Cruise) is a repairman known as Tech 49 whose assignment is providing security in order to keep Hydrorig machinery running on what's left of our planet after a ravaging horde of aliens destroyed almost our entire race six decades ago. Alien scavengers are sabotaging the rigs on a daily basis, and all Jack and his partner are hoping for is to finish their job and join the remainder of Earth's survivors on Titan, a moon of Saturn.\n\nAs for anything else, it's best you keep your mind clear until you see the movie.\n\nThe acting is very competent and while not entirely engaging, it doesn't have to be: the movie aims for a deliberate aloofness here. And, though the movie has Cruise in almost every shot it is not a typical star turn for him. For once Cruise has selected a movie that features him but is not ABOUT him, in a sense...it's about what secret lies behind their strange day-to-day existences.\n\nOlga Kurylenko (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Quantum-of-Solace/dp/B001VIMCW4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Quantum of Solace</a>) and Andrea Riseborough (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Brighton-Rock/dp/B005V3HM7K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Brighton Rock</a>) are excellent, as is Melissa Leo (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Flight/dp/B00BB8RKH6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Flight</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Olympus-Has-Fallen/dp/B00BEIYHO2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Olympus Has Fallen</a>). While Morgan Freeman is featured prominently in the ads, he does not play a large role in the film...though it is pivotal.\n\nOBLIVION is an interesting mix...lots of action, yet it tries to be a thinker. As such, it does provide a puzzle that needs to be put together by the viewer. The real, ultimate problem is that once that's accomplished there isn't a lot there to ponder afterward. There's a twist, yes; it just isn't all that intellectual. Think <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Planet-Of-The-Apes-1968/dp/B0053EZWZQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Planet Of The Apes (1968)</a> without the BIG shock.\n\nWhat OBLIVION does really well is look good. It superimposes post-apocalytic scenes of desecrated New York landmarks upon a desolate landscape laid waste by enemy invaders. Shot in Iceland during their 24-hour cycles of daylight, the juxtaposition makes for a stark composition of collapse and ruination...an earth no longer even worth inhabiting.\n\nAs always, the desolation is New York City's: the Manhattan (or is it Brooklyn?) Bridge juts out of the silt, in the midst of a rocky crag there is an entrance to a big interior room of the New York Public Library, the Empire State Building appears only from the observation tower on up, and a big football stadium (is it the Met Life Stadium?) lies in ruins.\n\nWhat director Joseph Kosinski (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Tron-Legacy/dp/B004R63MWQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Tron: Legacy</a>) and cinematographer Claudio Miranda (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Life-Of-Pi/dp/B00BSBT8M6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Life Of Pi</a>) accomplish is to produce the devastation of Earth through the browns, blacks, and greys of the soil and rocks, counterpointed by the bright blueness of the ever-present sky. There is a gorgeous iridescent blue and black night swimming scene in Jack's sky suite, wherein the two actors swim tastefully naked inside a transparent pool. Indeed, Cruise's silver-blue uniform and his clear glass bubble-like helicopter are sleek and artistically interposed in this world of greys, blues and browns. When they travel into space, it is primarily dark and black. When he is trapped within the hidden caverns of his enemy it is a dark, shadowy world of blacks, greys, and browns.\n\nThere is only one place in this whole movie that really displays color, and it is a hideaway Jack has created for himself in what one can only assume is New York's Adirondacks -- though these scenes were shot in California. It's a little hamlet of lush greenery that has within it a cabin of artifacts Jack's lifted upon his trips around the ruins of NYC. He has tucked away books, Procul Harum and Led Zeppelin albums, a doll, and photos near and dear to him. The audience at my showing had a little chuckle at the fact that he places on one shelf his own iconic sunglasses...to my way of thinking, the trademark of one Mr. \"Top Gun\" Cruise.\n\nSo the film is strikingly visual, and a beauty to see at the theater. I saw it in an IMAX theater (though it was not shot that way) and it was gorgeous. Besides that, the soundtrack by French band M83 is also alternately pensive and rousing, peacefully employing a lone piano one moment, then next dishing up an insistent orchestral piece.\n\nAll in all, OBLIVION is a beautiful, striking, thoughtful work, though it doesn't -- as perennial one-year old genius Stewie Griffin might say -- \"leave us richer for the experience.\"","Product: Years ago, a sleepy town was terrorized by the North Bend Reaper. Despite a massive manhunt, the Reaper was never found. Now a group of actors are trying to cash in on the town s notorious killings by hosting a murder mystery party, but in the mist of the fun and games they come to realize someone is killing them off, one by one. Has the Reaper come back for one last dance with death?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This Should Be Getting Higher Ratings!\n\nReview: NOTE: THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!\n\nI really liked \"The Darkest Hour.\" In fact, I am surprised at the number of negative reviews here on this site. While I do not feel it was a five-star movie, I do feel this movie did exactly what it had to, as well as it could.\n\nTo be honest, when I first heard that an aliens-invade-the-earth movie was going to involve two American \"aliens\"--that is, two Americans visiting Moscow on a business deal--I found the notion intriguing but not compelling. I mean, why Moscow, right?\n\nBut the movie takes off very quickly. Once Ben and Sean, the two Americans, are double-crossed by their Russian \"partner\" Skyler, several things are set in motion: their two personalities are clarified in crisis, they have a need to go out and burn off steam (and meet Natalie and Ann), and the audience is ensured that Skyler's gonna die.\n\nAll of that takes no more than five to ten minutes of screen time. And when the aliens do arrive, they do so in noteworthy fashion: as little Aurora Boreali that drift to the streets. As it has been typical of aliens ever since \"War of the Worlds\" did it on the radio 70 plus years ago, the intruders somehow zap! people into nothingness. It isn't until sometime later we begin to understand how (through some kind of electrical disintegration).\n\nAnd, as we find out after the five of them spend an unspecified number of days hiding in a food storage room, there are apparently precious few human beings on the planet left alive.\n\nWhat really made this film enjoyable was the clever use of its characters, particularly Sean, played by Emile Hirsch. I hesitate to use the word \"plucky\" except it describes him to a T: resourceful, creative, resilient, he becomes the backbone of not only their twosome, but also the film. I found Hirsch to bear a resemblance to a more cheerful \"Bourne\" as he noodles his way through situations that are making others crumble.\n\nIndeed, this characteristic is echoed throughout the movie, a thing we are fond of calling The American Spirit, but its appearance in this movie proves it does not belong to us alone. A likewise spirit among surviving Moscovites helps prove human tenacity is a worldwide human characteristic. Not that everyone has it--and this film doesn't mind killing off its central characters, mind you--but those that do are like little islands within the desolate streets of a ruined city...and, we suppose, world.\n\nI loved \"The Darkest Hour.\" I thought it did what good sci-fi movies without a blockbluster cast or budget do: package its product with good, clever special effects, but never forget it is character and story that drive a movie. Emile Hirsch and the rest of the cast (Olivia Thirlby, Rachael Taylor and Max Minghella, among others) created compelling personalities who were always interesting.\n\nCredit also goes to the special effects team for not only dreaming up a clever representation of a menacing alien presence, but also for giving its characters interesting ways of dealing with it as well. The film never feels stale, never drags, never becomes unbelievable.\n\nAnd the proof of the fact is that, given the fact that we are left in the perfect position for a sequel, it is one I definitely want to see.","Product: Years ago, a sleepy town was terrorized by the North Bend Reaper. Despite a massive manhunt, the Reaper was never found. Now a group of actors are trying to cash in on the town s notorious killings by hosting a murder mystery party, but in the mist of the fun and games they come to realize someone is killing them off, one by one. Has the Reaper come back for one last dance with death?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This Should Be Getting Higher Ratings!\n\nReview: NOTE: THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!\n\nI really liked \"The Darkest Hour.\" In fact, I am surprised at the number of negative reviews here on this site. While I do not feel it was a five-star movie, I do feel this movie did exactly what it had to, as well as it could.\n\nTo be honest, when I first heard that an aliens-invade-the-earth movie was going to involve two American \"aliens\"--that is, two Americans visiting Moscow on a business deal--I found the notion intriguing but not compelling. I mean, why Moscow, right?\n\nBut the movie takes off very quickly. Once Ben and Sean, the two Americans, are double-crossed by their Russian \"partner\" Skyler, several things are set in motion: their two personalities are clarified in crisis, they have a need to go out and burn off steam (and meet Natalie and Ann), and the audience is ensured that Skyler's gonna die.\n\nAll of that takes no more than five to ten minutes of screen time. And when the aliens do arrive, they do so in noteworthy fashion: as little Aurora Boreali that drift to the streets. As it has been typical of aliens ever since \"War of the Worlds\" did it on the radio 70 plus years ago, the intruders somehow zap! people into nothingness. It isn't until sometime later we begin to understand how (through some kind of electrical disintegration).\n\nAnd, as we find out after the five of them spend an unspecified number of days hiding in a food storage room, there are apparently precious few human beings on the planet left alive.\n\nWhat really made this film enjoyable was the clever use of its characters, particularly Sean, played by Emile Hirsch. I hesitate to use the word \"plucky\" except it describes him to a T: resourceful, creative, resilient, he becomes the backbone of not only their twosome, but also the film. I found Hirsch to bear a resemblance to a more cheerful \"Bourne\" as he noodles his way through situations that are making others crumble.\n\nIndeed, this characteristic is echoed throughout the movie, a thing we are fond of calling The American Spirit, but its appearance in this movie proves it does not belong to us alone. A likewise spirit among surviving Moscovites helps prove human tenacity is a worldwide human characteristic. Not that everyone has it--and this film doesn't mind killing off its central characters, mind you--but those that do are like little islands within the desolate streets of a ruined city...and, we suppose, world.\n\nI loved \"The Darkest Hour.\" I thought it did what good sci-fi movies without a blockbluster cast or budget do: package its product with good, clever special effects, but never forget it is character and story that drive a movie. Emile Hirsch and the rest of the cast (Olivia Thirlby, Rachael Taylor and Max Minghella, among others) created compelling personalities who were always interesting.\n\nCredit also goes to the special effects team for not only dreaming up a clever representation of a menacing alien presence, but also for giving its characters interesting ways of dealing with it as well. The film never feels stale, never drags, never becomes unbelievable.\n\nAnd the proof of the fact is that, given the fact that we are left in the perfect position for a sequel, it is one I definitely want to see.","Product: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE meets SIN CITY in this high-concept visual thriller. John and Emma, father and daughter, are thrust into a fantastical dream-world battle between forces of good and evil in this allegorical tale of love, loss and the search for redemption.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rarely Has a Movie Done So Much With So Little!\n\nReview: '\nNO SPOILERS WITHIN!\n\n\"Ink\" is a creative juggernaut. I mean it...I was floored by how this film did such a great job at what so many multi-million dollar movies fail to do: use every iota of their power to move their audiences.\n\nNo million dollar cast, no amazing special effects (and for a fantasy movie at that!), no ad campaign whatsoever, and still I sat there stunned by how well this minor little project from an independent film company (Double Edge Films) worked.\n\n\"Ink\" is a movie that I don't want to tell you too much about, but I will give you the barest of bones: while there are gentle spirits who slip into our bedrooms at night to give us pleasant dreams, a lovely child has an ugly beast slip into her room to steal her away. For reasons as yet unknown, perhaps even to the spirits themselves, the spirits decide to save this girl, and the movie depicts this struggle. I should also say that, while a child is central to the work, it is not a work necessarily FOR children.\n\nI am sure I have done this movie a disservice to describe its plot in such generalities, but I think the greater disservice would be to rob you of the pleasure at peeling away the layers of this clever, brilliant work. I was certainly puzzled often as this film moved along its path, and as with many mysterious, \"intellectual\" movies I wondered if I would get it, and if the film would be worth the effort. Believe me, YOU will, and IT will. In spades.\n\n(Incidentally, I placed the word \"intellectual\" in quotes in the paragraph above because, while I think it is an intellectual film, I don't want you to think it is one of those heady films for nerds. I think A LOT of people would like this movie.)\n\nAnd while this is indeed a largely metaphoric work, you don't have to be an English major to follow it. I do feel I need (and want) to see it again, as there are layers of this onion that I will have a more enhanced enjoyment of on my next viewing. But I think the beauty of \"Ink\" is in -- after breathing \"Wow!\" at the end of your first viewing -- getting together and talking about it with someone. It's really a bright, bright piece of film making.\n\nAnd to get back to those effects: without cheapening anything, director, writer and co-producer Jamin Winans (who did the editing AND music as well!) deserves much credit for getting inexpensive techniques to do so much. This is no \"Our Town\" where the people lie on the floor to depict graves or climb a step stool to go upstairs. But with simply \"Pop!\"-ing people into or out of a shot (a technique available to cinematographers since Chaplin), or using lighting, or costumes, or even putting a distorting pane of glass in front of glass in front of some characters' faces, you'll right away feel you're in a whole different level of the world. It really works, and absolutely doesn't come off as cheap.\n\nAs with the rest of the film, the actors are first rate. I've often wondered why we always dote on placing the same elite group of actors in all the films we see, and this is good evidence for not following that route. Chris Kelly, Jessica Duffy, Jeremy Make...these are names we should be hearing about much more than we are. They are terrific in their roles and I was surprised to find that none of them have yet been in any major film. They, like everything else in this fine movie, work wonderfully.\n\nIf you like smart cinema that works on a variety of levels, you'll love \"Ink.\" See it, and spread the word around.","Product: It was supposed to be a simple birthday weekend in Southern California. But when sunrise arrives two hours early in the form of a haunting light from an unknown source, a group of friends watch in terror as people across the city are drawn outside and swept into massive alien ships that have blotted out the L.A. skyline. From tankers to drones and hydra-like extraterrestrials, the aliens are inescapable and seemingly indestructible. Now, it will take every survival instinct the group has to elude capture in this riveting, action-packed sci-fi adventure starring Eric Balfour (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Donald Faison (\"Scrubs\") and Scottie Thompson (Star Trek).\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: I Think \"Skyline\" Is Shooting a Bit High\n\nReview: NOTE: THIS REVIEW HAS NO SPOILERS!\n\nI really wanted to like this film. I love sci-fi, I love alien invasions, I'm a fan of Donald Faison..especially if he dances. Well, he doesn't dance. Nor does this movie.\n\nI wanted to give it a chance. I saw it took an original approach to a War-of-the-Worlds-type of alien invasion: when the attack occurs, what if we situate almost the entire movie in an apartment, and have the characters WATCH most of what's going on? That, and having only a couple of B list actors in it probably saved the producers a crate load of money so they could ramp up the special effects a bit.\n\nBut the problem is there's no real plot, either. Just people running around. While, yes, I'm sure that some people might indeed act that way in a situation like this, I don't think it was wise to make it comprise the whole plot line. It was extremely thin, repetitive, and frustrating.\n\nAnd, as for characterization, I really found it difficult to like ANYONE in this movie. As the opening scene begins with the drunks left over from a party at a Hollywood special effects director's house, you don't find them at their finest. And they just get worse: one's bitchy, another's grouchy, and our star has just found out his girlfriend is pregnant. Ouch.\n\nAll in all, the writers never gave us a reason to root for anyone in the movie, especially when the hotel concierge shows up. At first I thought Ah!, a guy with some sense. But then he turned out to be perhaps the most unlikeable of all...a tough thing to accomplish in this film.\n\nAnd a word about Eric Balfour, our star. Does anyone find the guy attractive? He looks like someone beefed up Adrien Brody and then squished his face in an elevator door. I don't get why he's a star, here or in shows like \"24,\" or anything, in fact, that isn't about circus freaks.\n\nThe special effects were pretty good, and I have to admit I liked the approach that the characters could only watch sporadic military involvement. I would guess that would mimic real life: why would the average person know what the military was planning?\n\nI also liked that the TV was no help at first...that seemed clever and possible. But a few minutes later the TV was displaying great camera shots of a military assault against the aliens, complete with zoom lens shots and steady cam and great editing...pretty contradictory.\n\nThe film was directed and co-produced by the Brothers Strauss, who are mostly special-effects guys, cutting their teeth in the X-Files movie, the iceberg sequence in \"Titanic,\" and a bunch of other films like \"The Fantastic Four\" and \"The Day After Tomorrow.\" So, good effects: check. Actors and story: Nope.\n\nSo, overall, the film was weak. If you want to see a good film with a similar premise, see \"The Darkest Hour.\"","Product: Witness the end of civilization unfold as hostile alien invaders attack the planet. As people everywhere watch the worlds great cities fall, Los Angeles becomes the last stand for mankind in a battle no one expected. Now it's up to a Marine staff sergeant (Aaron Eckhart) and his platoon to draw a line in the sand as they take on an enemy unlike any theyve ever encountered in this epic sci-fi action film.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Much Better Movie than Detractors Say It Is\n\nReview: In terms of audience reaction to \"Battle: Los Angeles,\" I think it's interesting to look at the breakdown of 5's, 4's, 3's...etc.; at the time I wrote this there were slightly under 50 reviews, and it was the complete opposite of a \"bell\" curve. Most reviews were positive, with over half of the ratings in the 4 and 5 region. Then there were over a third of them in the 1 and 2 region...and only FOUR rated it in the middle, a 3. The audience either loved it or hated it, and...\n\nI really enjoyed it myself.\n\nI thought it had a nice, gritty approach, with the emphasis on a single platoon's encounters with their portion of alien invaders. Handheld cameras, soot, dirt, grainy shots, chaotic action...it seemed much more realistic than I was expecting. As one of the interviewed actors said, it was a war film that happened to have aliens in it.\n\nWhen people claim it was like \"Independence Day\" I have to disagree. Certainly there were similarities, but heck, they're both alien invasion films. I thought it shared more similarities with \"District 9\" actually; both were similar in technical approaches (see the preceding paragraph), and both emphasized a plot that was about a problem that also happened to include aliens....in \"District 9\" the subject was immigration.\n\n(And I think holding \"Independence Day\" up as a bastion of All That Is Great in Sci-Fi is faulted, by the way. Really, think about it: almost any individual aspect of that movie was pretty bad: the cliches ran overtime, what with Randy Quaid, and Judd Hirsch... and what about that ridiculous scene where Will Smith hijacks a helicopter to his old base, where his fiance just HAPPENS to be waiting WITH the President's wife?)\n\nI felt this movie did a fine job emphasizing the smaller, more personal aspects of battle, rather than the grand D-Day approach of thousands of men and dozens of personalitiies. While Aaron Eckart's character (Sgt. Nantz) had a pretty timeworn problem--in that he was a warrior facing the end of his 'useful' days--I felt he did a terrific job of infusing the role with the hoorah! of the marine, and the characters serving under him came off as authentic as well. There were hardly any really name actors in this film, and I think that made this more genuine, too.\n\nThe action was constant, from the moment the troop helicopter touched down in L.A. There was almost no let up, and I don't need a spoiler warning to tell you that a good deal of the cast in the beginning of the movie isn't around at the curtain call. And those that are around at the end look pretty beat up, scraped up, and worn...not like those old movies where John Wayne's uniform wasn't even dirty at the end of the movie.\n\nSpecial effects were terrific, as one is coming to expect nowadays, and the movie incorporated a pretty solid alien enemy, keeping them hidden and mysterious for a good deal of the film, then letting us in on them bit by bit. One of the \"meatier\" moments involved probing an alien's body in a scene that goes a good deal further than waterboarding, which I thought would receive at least a little more of a reaction from the general public--it was certainly worse than anything Jack Bauer did in \"24.\" But I guess it's one of those things that we would shout out about were it an enemy soldier who also happened to be human.\n\nWatch this film, and try to think of it in terms or what it is: a war film. I think you'll like it....I certainly did.","Product: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter explores the secret life of our greatest president, and the untold story that shaped our nation. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (director of Wanted) bring a fresh and visceral voice to the bloodthirsty lore of the vampire, imagining lincoln as history's greatest hunter of the undead.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fun, Kinetic Vampire Stomper --- Just Don't Think\n\nReview: If you think movies are made to be enjoyed as action festivals, and thinking is not overly necessary, then this is a film for you. If you have any desires in the way of cerebral movie making, go elsewhere...this is a silly movie that counts on the fact that you'll go for its funny premise, and then it pretty much depends upon stunts and slight historical tie-ins to provide the remaining humor (Alan Tudyk of <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Dodgeball-A-True-Underdog-Story/dp/B000I9X6NG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story</a> as Stephen A. Douglas, for instance).\n\nWe meet Honest Abe when he witnesses the death of his mother -- of course at the hands of vampire Jack Barts, portrayed by Marton Csokas (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Lord-of-the-Rings-Trilogy/dp/B007ZQAKHU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Lord of the Rings Trilogy</a>]). This brings about one of the film's conceits: that slave owners are actually vampires, spawned by a vampire named, of course, Adam, played by Rufus Sewell (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Dark-City/dp/B008G87K74/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Dark City</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/A-Knight-s-Tale/dp/B008Y7DKK8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">A Knight's Tale</a>) an evil slave owner whom Abe stopped from whipping up on a slave named William Johnson. From then on he battles them, though for the large part of the early film he is the only one who sees them. His tutor in this endeavor is a man named Henry Sturges, played by Dominic Cooper (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Captain-America-The-First-Avenger/dp/B0095P33IW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Captain America: The First Avenger</a>). Naturally, Abe's weapon of choice is -- of course -- an ax? And one with a rifle inside of it.\n\nTo relate more of the plot is to endeavor in foolish details, but suffice it to say that Abe not only goes on to be POTUS, bu he also leads the Civil War campaign against the South in order to ride the country of vampires...AKA slave owners. Here's where I found the premise to be a little wonky and maybe just a tad offensive; to me, it signified that America's slave owners can be excused from their actions by telling us they were inhabited by demons. Yes, it's just a comedy, but I found this to be pretty rank.\n\nWhat takes place throughout this movie is all cinematic play: stop-action violence where axes and bullets and teeth are all bared in their glory for the sake of the audience. Lest you find yourself taking this too seriously, Abe not only chases the bad guys by literally running along the backs of stampeding horses, but our vampire actually grabs one of the horses by its hoof and swings the horse itself at Abe's head.\n\nThe vampires have impossibly wide mouths and teeth like stalactites, and they move with a visual flurry that begs even the most forgiving minds. Leaps are not enough: the vampire springs off, grabs a chair, flips it mid-leap, then lands upon its attacker with the legs of the chair pinning their limbs. Such rampant visual imagery is meant to fill the screen with action, but it tends to numb the viewer, as do the constant \"deaths-that-aren't-deaths\" as the profligate vampires go on and on in their almost endless fights.\n\nThat notwithstanding, ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER is a silly movie that at times tries to dress up in serious clothes, and while it is never outside being tongue-in-cheek, I found it too silly to be serious, and too serious to be funny.\n\nIt's like going to a Chuck E. Cheese and meeting Daniel Day Lewis... it's just incongruous.","Product: From the producer of Alice in Wonderland comes a new vision that turns a legendary tale into an action-adventure epic. The evil Queen Ravenna (Academy Award winner Charlize Theron) will rule forever if she can take the life of Snow White (Kristen Stewart), so she dispatches the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) to track her down. But the wicked ruler never imagined that the Huntsman would train the girl to become a brave warrior, skilled in the art of war. Filled with intense battles and spectacular visual effects, Snow White & the Huntsman is a thrilling experience that shouldnt be missed Shawn Edwards, Fox-TV.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Pleasing Re-Telling of the Tale\n\nReview: Right off the bat: I'm not a teenaged girl. I'm neither impressed by Chris Hemsworth's muscles, nor rabid over how Kristen Stewart's affair with director Rupert Sanders screwed over her \"Twilight\" co-star and ex(?)boyfriend Robert Pattinson.\n\nThat said, I hope I've just established my credibility when it comes to reviewing this film.\n\nAnd I liked it just fine.\n\n\"Snow White and the Huntsman\" is an interesting, well-acted, enjoyable yet violent take on the Brothers Grimm tale, and one can certainly do worse than sitting down to enjoy it.\n\nThough Stewart and Hemsworth and competent in their roles, the real stars of the tale are Charlize Theron and the CGI effects...both accomplishing their tasks splendidly throughout the film.\n\nTheron does a stellar job--as is her habit--playing Ravenna, the Evil Queen. Her quest to be the most beautiful woman in her kingdom is so malevolent even plant life perishes throughout the region. And Theron seems to relish the role, thoroughly encompassing a cold, heartless woman who maintains herself by quite literally sucking the life out of every fair woman she encounters. It is safe to say that it is Theron who \"owns\" this film, and it is she whom you will recall longest after the movie has ended.\n\nAs for the CGI, as always it ran the risk of overwhelming the film. Here, however, I felt it performed its task of embellishment the movie with the technique necessary to tell the tale, and when it did draw attention to itself it was only to marvel how well this was accomplished, much in the manner of beautiful scenery or great acting. As in, say, the \"Harry Potter\" films, it seldom drew away from the experience of watching the film, instead enhancing it in a necessary and stunning manner.\n\nChief among these moments would be Ravenna's magic mirror, to whom she makes the well known chant of \"who's the fairest of them all?\" Instead of merely reflecting her or invoking the image of the spirit within it, the mirror turned liquid, gloopily oozing down from its perch onto the floor only to rise in the evocation of a being under a shroud--a very eerie image indeed. (I would have enjoyed seeing it get back upon the wall, but the movie did not supply that moment, alas.)\n\nAdditionally, the seven (initially eight) dwarves were quite effectively performed by normal-sized actors (including Brian Gleeson, Ian McShane and Bob Hoskins) whose faces were melded upon the heads of smaller actors. It was seamlessly accomplished, though I did hear it created some resentment among \"little\" actors who felt slighted by their seeming exclusion.\n\nI felt that Stewart and Hemsworth were fine, though I felt that their roles could have been performed by any other actors--in particular Stewart, whom I have never really felt is that accomplished an actress, nor certainly the \"beauty\" who would drive Theron into any jealous rage. As for director Sanders, for whom \"Snow White\" was his first feature film, I felt the movie was nicely balanced and paced, and made for a very enjoyable afternoon.\n\nAll in all, a pleasant movie, and satisfying. My only statement of caution applies to parents of impressionable youngsters: you might be wise to take the tykes elsewhere, as the violence may unsettle them.","Product: 100% GUARANTEE!. We sell used movies from our DVD rental kiosk, every movie is visually inspected and buffed with a commercial DVD buffer before shipping if needed. We do not include any Ultra Violet codes, digital copy codes, or the 2nd extras disk. Movie may not be in original case, but will be in a standard DVD or Blu-Ray case with original artwork.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Arrr-Go Watch this Great Movie!\n\nReview: I'm old enough to remember the hostage situation - the beginning of the 444 days of captivity of the \"other\" Americans who were unable to get out of the embassy - and how that situation was one of the causative elements that drove Jimmy Carter out of his Presidency, and Ronald Reagan in.\n\nAnd I, like most people on the planet, had never heard of the six who escaped. Until now.\n\nI should alert you that while this is a thrilling movie, with tension you can cut like pieces of cake, it is not an action movie. No car chases. No precipitous cliffs. No fisticuffs. No sex. Yet it will retain your attention as if all four were present, and much more.\n\nIt's a dry production, with little fanfare, little glitz, and little showboating. But it scores high on tension and focuses its energies on the realities of the situation, letting glances serve as bullets, and angry words serve as explosions. You WILL be caught up in the tension and emotion by film's end. And you'll laugh as well, when you least expect it.\n\nPart of the reason for the strengths in this film come from, of course, the actual situation. One doesn't have to travel very far in time or location to picture a dense Muslim world with ugly Americans walking a tightrope in between our world and theirs.\n\nWhen a situation like this WAS foreign, in fact, was the 1970s, right before as all of this became everyday language to non political science majors. To give you an idea, I was in London that very summer, in fact, in Hyde Park's \"Speakers' Corner\", when a group of angry protesters caught my eye. They were marching within the park, gathering protesters by the minute, and I was fascinated by the situation.\n\nBeing the optimistic airhead that I was, I walked over to the protesters to get a closer look. I couldn't tell what their posters said, and even their flag--held with pride by several men and women--was foreign to me, so I began inspecting.\n\nBY the time I realized friends saw me, I puzzled over why they were so energetically waving at me and calling me over. When I returned--to their relieved shouts--I began to realize it was my time to learn a little about the growing tension between our cultures.\n\nAbout this film: Not only is Affleck wonderful when it comes to directing this taut, suspenseful and economic thriller, but he is equally terrific as \"exfiltration expert\" Tony Mendez, the CIA man who came up with the daunting plan to fake a film project that was looking to shoot in Iran. It was his job to import faked documents and distribute them, making sure to drill the six on the particulars of their new identity in order that not even the smallest mistake would befall them.\n\nAffleck supplies the movie with a steely resolve that typified what Mendez provided: for it was Mendez who was the backbone of the operation...it was his plan, his neck, his name, his character, his planning, that meant life or death to these six individuals. His was not the only neck on the block, and those roles are also characterized well -- Bryan Cranston as his supervisor, Jack O'Donnell; Alan Arkin as film producer Lester Siegel; John Goodman as Hollywood makeup artist John Chambers; and rising star Scoot McNairy as Joe Stafford, the most vocal and skeptical member of the six Americans being rescued. All of these roles -- and many others -- are handled skillfully. They make it an intelligent -- and occasionally darkly funny -- escape movie.\n\nThe movie has been nominated for scores of awards: it's up for seven Oscars, and has already won Best Picture (Drama) and Best Director at the Globes; it won Outstanding Cast Performance in a Motion Picture as the 19th Screen Actors Guild Awards; and Best Film Best Edition, and Best Director at the British Academy Film Awards; and well over a dozen other awards by major film societies across the country.\n\nThe movie came about after the information concerning the rescue became declassified, and in 2007 published an article entitled \"How the CIA Used a Fake Sci-Fi Flick To Rescue Americans from Tehran.\" for <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Wired-1-year-auto-renewal/dp/B001U5SPME/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Wired (1-year auto-renewal)</a> magazine. (The rescue had, however, served as the plot to a 1981 TV movie.) Having read the article, Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and Grant Heslov formed a production team and quickly snatched it up, securing distribution rights from Warner Brothers. Shot for almost $45 million, it took in almost half of that on its opening weekend, and three times that as of the date of this review.","Product: Region Free 3D Disc\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Multi-Oscar Winner, and Deservedly So\n\nReview: THERE ARE NO SPOILERS WITHlN!\n\nYou might have heard this once, even several times, before: \"Hugo\" is Martin Scorsese' love song to the movies. If so, it was a menage a trois.\n\n<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Invention-of-Hugo-Cabret/dp/0439813786/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Invention of Hugo Cabret</a>, written by Brian Selznick, is one of the most charming and sweet (and lengthy) children's books to have come along in a long time, and of course it, too, is a loving tribute to the early days of cinema and in particular the films of Georges Melies, an early master of stop-motion cinematography. Melies was one of the real pioneers, serving as a producer and actor and cinematographer and editor and makeup and production designer and special effects--heck, he even wrote a soundtrack.\n\nBut beyond all of that he was a director of--and I hope you're sitting--MORE THAN 500 FILMS. While all of them were shorts, it is still a remarkable achievement.\n\nYet for all his accomplishments his story is frequently a sad one, and it is to that end that Hugo directs a good deal of its later attention.\n\nBut even if one were to throw this noble goal aside, \"Hugo\" is, first and foremost, a movie that will evoke in you the joy of watching a beautiful, moving, attentive, colorful and, above all, heartfelt emotion. It is a tale that all of you--man, woman, boy, girl, old, young--will love.\n\nIn a nutshell, an orphaned boy named Hugo (perfectly cast in the form of Asa Butterfield) is able to make a meager living keeping all the clocks ticking in a gorgeous old Paris train station during the 1930s--and here's the kicker--as long as no one realizes that his father has passed away some time ago and the boy has been running everything by himself ever since. He is fully capable, but there are tight, tense moments when a deliciously petty and hilariously despicable station inspector (well played by Sacha Baron Cohen) gets closer and closer to discovering his secret.\n\nHugo's one lasting connection to his father outside of the timepieces is a mysterious clockwork man, an intricate automaton that he is desperately trying to repair. To this end he has found one friend and confidante in a young girl named Isabelle (Chloe Grace Moretz), and together they work to discover its secrets.\n\nThere are other great character actors here--Ben Kingsley, Emily Mortimer, Ray Winstone, Christopher Lee, and Jude Law, to name several--but of equal or greater impact is the train station itself, beautifully rendered and captured in all of its brass-y and steam-y splendor by director Scorcese and his fellow creators. To this end, the movie won five Oscars (including Best Cinematography, Art Direction, and Visual Effects) and was nominated for six others (including Best Picture and Director).\n\nFrom its terrific opening shot--a faraway panoramic view of Paris swoops down, then inside the beautiful, gleaming Gare du Nord train station, sweeping along its gleaming tiles and rails until if finds its way into the intimate quarters of young Hugo. It's a stunning piece of camera work and special effects, and it sets the tone for the technical mastery throughout. But the beautiful thing is that Scorsese, despite all the technology and inventive special effects, never loses sight of the characters the story is about, and the ultimate outcome is an is intimate, personal story about not only an orphaned boy trying to find his roots, but about the film industry as well, and its roots as well.\n\nAs such, it represents the best things that a movie can do, and be: a conveyor of mass media that can still be astonishingly personal. See this movie, and it will touch you, too.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"The Artist\" Is True Art\n\nReview: Since this is such a well-known title, yet still a \"foreign\" film in both senses of the word (it was written and directed by Michel Hazanavicius and stars Jean Dujardin and Brnice Bejo; additionally, a lot of people here in the U.S. still don't know a lot about it other than the fact that it was talked about a great deal), I thought I'd list some quick \"facts\" about it that might help people decide whether they wanted to watch it.\n\n1) It is almost entirely silent; and\n\n2) It is in black and white, but was actually shot in color; yet\n\n3) It is A LOT OF FUN to watch; yet\n\n4) It is actually a somewhat dark movie: and\n\n5) It is set in the five-year time period starting in 1927, just about at the end of the silent era; and\n\n6) It also features dance numbers and music features prominently here; and\n\n7) Though the film stars Dujardin, who deservedly won many Best Actor awards, I felt it was Berenice Bejo who really won my heart; and\n\n8) It was introduced at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, where it was awarded Best Actor; and\n\n9) It became the most awarded French film in history, nominated for ten Cesar awards and winning six (among them Fest Film, Director, and Actress); and\n\n10) It is foreign (French), but has many American actors (among them James Cromwell, John Goodman, Missi Pyle, Penelope Ann Miller, and Malcolm McDowell); and\n\n11) Jack (the Dog) was actually played by three identical Jack Russells; and\n\n12) It was nominated for 10 Oscars and won five (among them Best Picture, Director, and Actor); and\n\n13) It was nominated for six Golden Globes and won three (Best Picture, Actor and Original Score); and\n\n14) It was nominated for 12 BAFTAs (the British \"Academy Awards\") and won seven (among them Best Picture, Director, Actor, and Original Screenplay); and\n\n15) It was on countless Top Ten Lists across America; and\n\n16) The film gives visual and auditory \"nods\" at many of Hollywood's great films (\"Citizen Kane,\" \"Grand Hotel,\" \"The Mark of Zorro,\" to name a few), but perhaps the most interesting is that it is only the second silent film to win an Academy Award--the other being \"Wings,\" the Academy Awards' FIRST Best Picture ever.\n\n17) An odd closing fact: composer Ludovic Bource, who created \"The Artist\"s musical score, was accused of \"rape\" by 1950s actress Kim Novak due to the use of a Bernard Herrmann musical composition created for the 1958 Hitchcock classic \"Vertigo,\" in which Novak had starred. Novak actually declared that \"my body--at least my body of work--has been violated\" even though Herrmann's piece was legally borrowed, paid for, and credited (as is commonly practiced); and,\n\nFINALLY: I hope you see it, and love it, as I did. BON TEMPS!","Product: After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany, a mysterious girl with problems of her own.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What a Great Ensemble Movie!\n\nReview: NOTE: This review DOES contain SPOILERS!\n\nLet me say this one thing to ANYONE reading this review: \"Silver Linings Playbook\" is a wonderful movie, and if you have not seen it you should do two things:\n\n1. Literally, run out and see it. Now. You'll not see a finer ensemble movie this year. Then,\n2. Don't read anymore of this review until you do.\n\nI am breaking from tradition here. Generally, I like to write reviews that praise or criticize movies, making sure to tell minimal plot details and, above all else, not to divulge spoilers that might ruin the story for anyone who has not seen it. This will not be the case here; I was moved enough by this superb movie to want to talk freely about it, and you should STOP HERE IF SPOILERS WILL UPSET YOU.\n\n\"Silver Linings Playbook\" is a masterful contradiction: a mainstream movie shot like an indie, its rough edges are expressed in broad strokes as well as personal details. It is loud yet minimal; it is personal, yet speaks to all of us. It is a movie that is probably about no one you can think of, yet it will resonate with an intimacy that will speak to all of us.\n\n\"We're not liars like they are,\" Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence in a bravura performance) said in defining her relationship with Pat (Bradley Cooper, truly splendid in this role), and she's right: their respective brushes with mental disorder have somehow left them without the ability to restrain the words we all think but never say.\n\nThese moments create comedy, but they can also be very uncomfortable. We find out early they are broken people. Pat, a teacher, was institutionalized for eight months after he left school early one day, found his wife in the shower with a fellow teacher and almost beat him to death. Upon Pat's release he is invited to his friend Ronny's house for dinner and it is there he meets the recently widowed Tiffany, whose policeman husband died behind the wheel. Though Ronnie specifically cautions him not to, his first words to her are, \"How did your husband die?\"\n\nIt is a potentially alienating question, as is their conversation about the medication prescribed to \"help\" them. Yet Tiffany responds to his honesty and a potential shaky bond is formed. This candor is foreign to their host; Ronny himself had only just confessed to Pat how the very home improvements he had moments ago been bragging about are strangling him financially. Urged by Pat to say this to his wife, his host frantically hushes him lest his wife might hear.\n\nThis openness has its limits; due to the particulars of her relationship with her husband at the time of his death Tiffany is now a recovering sex addict, and Pat's tendency to continually call her a \"slut\" quickly wears thin. And his inability to see beyond his need to rehabilitate his relationship with his ex-wife Nikki is a continual barrier to his relationship with Tiffany moving forward.\n\nMake no doubt about it: Pat is a broken man. In fact, there are several scenes in the early part of the movie where Pat is seen reading Hemingway's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/A-Farewell-To-Arms/dp/B002JMTV52/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">A Farewell To Arms</a> in an effort to come to fully embrace his wife by reading her curriculum for the school year. We laugh when he reads the ending of the novel and flings it out the window of his attic bedroom. \"That book sucks!\" he shouts, complaining about the book's ending, wherein two lovers undergo tremendous hardships in WWI, escape to Switzerland and, when they are finally safe, she dies in childbirth. He is enraged that Hemingway had the audacity to consider THAT a good and proper ending to a book. (We'll return to AFTA later.)\n\nWhat is so refreshing about \"Silver Linings Playbook\" is how it all fits together so well and bears up under further scrutiny beyond the simple words of the script. Their drama may not be Shakespearean in language, but it is still one we recognize as eternal, and digging for symbols is a task refreshingly rewarded.\n\nThat Pat wears a black Hefty bag through which he's poked neck and arm holes is attributed to the moist Pennsylvanian weather, yet the fact that he sees himself as trash is not without merit. He is continuously trying to better himself and his station so that Nikki will take him back, yet he is forever stymied by the court order forcing them apart. That Tiffany offers to carry his letter to Nikki gives her a reason to see him, but her terms of the bargain forces him to continuously practice with her so that she may enter a dance contest some weeks away. He agrees not only for the purpose of passing on the letter, but so that Nikki may see that he is bettering himself.\n\nThat Tiffany and Pat's first evening takes place on Halloween bears up as well, as they are the only ones that day unmasked. Once inside the modest diner he has taken her to he, hilariously, orders Raisin Bran--the breakfast cereal--to make sure their night together is not seen as a formal date. Understandably, their meal ends with her soon after storming out the door, and in her anger she cries out when he tries to mend things, arousing the public to her cause. It is her betrayal of him that causes her to see him as a trapped and flawed individual, and she quickly calls off his tormentors.\n\nHe is alone (his last name, after all, is Solitano), as she is, and he needs someone fiercely--he simply has picked the wrong horse. For a movie that relies upon gambling so much (more about that later on), is such a metaphorical comparison out of line?\n\nIt is also at that moment that she witnesses the anguish he feels whenever he hears the Stevie Wonder song \"My Cherie Amour,\" which was not only his wedding song but the song playing while his wife and her lover were showering. Throughout the early part of this movie the song has plagued him, yet it is Tiffany's penchant for cutting through the superficial that causes her to shout, \"It's just a song; it's not a monster!\" and it is then he finally begins to place the song in perspective.\n\nI have not even touched on the wonderful secondary characters in the movie--and how often can one apply such a term to Robert De Niro? His character of Pat, Sr., has lost his job and is relying upon bookmaking to fund his construction of a restaurant he has dreamed about running all of his life. While such a dream drives the action of the second half of \"Silver Linings,\" perhaps more important is De Niro's skilled portrayal of a faulted man run by his compulsions, a psychological disorder that also, certainly, had something to do with the Pat's upbringing. He is a Philadelphia Eagles fanatic; he has recorded and catalogued every game they ever played. This is odd, but perhaps not worthy of being called \"crazy\"; yet we soon find out he has done the same with other items in his house, including blank envelopes. Now, THIS is a compulsion worthy of merit.\n\nThat Cooper's Pat has trouble with De Niro's Pat is not hard to fathom: after all, his father's repeated pleas to simply spend time with his son at first come across as a man's earnest desire to reconnect with his offspring, and we at first see the younger Pat as being callous for neglecting him. Yet it is only later that we realize his father really has been harboring a secret motivation: he sees his son as \"lucky\" and wants to use him as one of his ever-present talisman.\n\nIt is wholly appropriate that when this all reaches a peak, it is Tiffany who sees them through it.\nIn fact, a few revelations later we find it is, as usual, the women who have been pulling the strings all along. Not only did Tiffany, as she put it, \"do my research\" and point out to Pat, Sr. that his son has been a good luck talisman all along when in HER presence, but we find too that it is Pat's mother who had secretly helped Tiffany corner Pat all along.\n\nBut the climactic scenes, wherein EVERYTHING comes to a head--the relationship, the dance contest, the restaurant wager and the all-important meeting between Pat and his ex-wife Nikki--Tiffany and Pat finally reveal to each other their love. \"I loved you when I first met you,\" he declares, \"I just didn't know it at the time.\"\n\nThis is where the movie at once and at last unites with Hollywood and gives us the \"proper\" ending we've hoped for all along--against Hemingway's nihilism and against the cynicism one might expect here. It is proper, though, that this one hope goes along with Hemingway's famous quote from \"A Farewell to Arms\" (as long as one doesn't read much farther): \"The world breaks everyone, and afterward many are strong in the broken places.\"\n\nIt is quite possible to see just how Pat and Tiffany are, indeed, \"stronger at the broken places,\" and may now achieve their Hollywood ending after all.\n\n * * * * *\n\nNOTE: As I write this, Jennifer Lawrence has just picked up a Golden Globe for her stellar performance (it was up for four); that Bradley cooper lost to Daniel Day Lewis in \"Lincoln\" is nothing to be ashamed of. It is nominated for eight Academy Awards, including the acting quartet, director, adapted screenplay, film editing, and...oh, yes: Best Picture.\n\nIt achieved an American Film Institute Movie of the Year, and is up for four Screen Actors Guild Awards (Actress, Actor, Supporting Actor, and--the one I love--Best Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture; last year's winner was <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Help-Two-Disc-Blu-ray-DVD-Combo/dp/B005J6LKVI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Help (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)</a>).","Product: Django Unchained (2012)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good, But I Can't Wait Until Tarantino Grows Up\n\nReview: NOTE: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A STRICT REVIEW OF \"DJANGO,\" LOOK ELSEWHERE.\n\nAll on board to see a Quentin Tarantino movie? Let's check the list:\n\nHollywood star power? Check. Masterful characterizations? Check. Clever plot twists? Check. Lots of wordplay? Check.\n\nGood...sounds like a nice night. Oh, but don't forget...\n\nRampant brutality? Check. Murder and mayhem? Check. Buckets of blood? Check. Strings of nasty racial epithets? Check.\n\nYes, like it or not, they're both Tarantino. I like him; in fact, ever since I first saw RESERVOIR DOGS--when I had realized this was a real Hollywood star in the making--I have caught every movie he's directed or written. It's just that I'm beginning to see the pattern, and I'm wondering if he's gotten caught up in himself.\n\nAnd so, what about \"Django\"? Well, I particularly enjoyed the first half, where the pacing and plot really sizzled. But it was during the second half when I began wondering if he isn't getting a bit predictable, substituting blood and offal for substance. Of late, in fact, it's been one of the main concerns I have with Tarantino's \"direction\"--and I mean that in both senses.\n\nPerhaps \"predictable,\" alone, is the wrong word, but...to invent an oxymoron for this director...I think Tarantino's becoming guilty of \"predictable shock.\"\n\nAs an example I bring up the \"n-word,\" which is a word I can't even spell out in this review, but it is used as freely in this movie as oxygen. And yes, I know the whole notion of slavery is repulsive and the director wants to shock us, but one begins to wonder why Tarantino revels in this aspect SO much. It's OVERDONE...much like the use of swear words by a precocious teenager when out of sight of the parents.\n\nAnd it's not just racial epithets...it's anything he can do to stun the audience.\n\nIt's EVERYWHERE for him: in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Inglourious-Basterds/dp/B002YCVX5S/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Inglourious Basterds</a> the shock tactic is applied to a farcical imagining of a platoon of vengeful G.I. Jews (how could the director not have utilized that pun?), and in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Grindhouse-Two-Disc-Collector-s-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B003VMFWYI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Grindhouse (Two-Disc Collector's Edition) [Blu-ray</a>] it's the ludicrous inanity of steroidal zombies run amuck, and characters have names like \"The Rapist\"; in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Kill-Bill-Volume-1/dp/B006RXQ8RI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Kill Bill: Volume 1</a> it's all about chopsocky violence so plentiful that in one incredibly l-o-n-g sequence the walls and floor drip crimson; in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Kill-Bill-Volume-2/dp/B006SAR6P8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Kill Bill: Volume 2</a> our protagonist lies in a coma for four years while an orderly charges \"customers\" money to repeatedly rape her...\n\nDo I have to go on? <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Pulp-Fiction/dp/B005T3AYAE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Pulp Fiction</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Reservoir-Dogs/dp/B001DM1V52/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Reservoir Dogs</a>, and even films in which he does piecework--like \"From Dusk 'Til Dawn,\" <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Sin-City/dp/B0065AVS0K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Sin City</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Natural-Born-Killers/dp/B000HL093A/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Natural Born Killers</a>--it seems he is a giggly boy out to paint on a canvas that with only the red portion of the spectrum.\n\nI don't want to come off as a grumpy old man, but I'm wondering what Tarantino is wasting his considerable talent this way. There are so many great scenes that he creates when he tries.\n\nIn \"Inglourious Basterds,\" Christoph Weitz's interrogation of the Frenchman in his house absolutely terrifies the viewer though its subtle undertone of menace; in \"Kill Bill II\" David Carradine's monologue about Superman's lack of a mask is wonderful not only because of its intelligence, but also in how it allows him to parade his superior position over the protagonist.\n\nAnd who can forget Samuel Jackson's and John Travolta's offbeat conversation about French Burger Kings--as well as the grand history of the Bruce Willis' wristwatch--in \"Pulp Fiction,\" and the magnificent opening scene in \"Reservoir Dogs\" between mobsters arguing with each other about what Madonna meant by her expression \"Like a Virgin\"?\n\nAnd all of these great scenes--and others--are done without violence.\n\nTarantino can MAKE stars as well as re-awaken fading actors careers. He has developed a genre of playful innovation, like the use of anime in \"Kill Bill\" to tell the horrible story of one assassin's upbringing; the use of editing to skip the ENTIRE robbery that is at the very HEART of \"Reservoir Dogs\"; the anachronistic style of telling stories that skip here and there in time (used so well in \"Pulp Fiction\" and the two \"Kill Bills,\" particularly).\n\nThe thing that bothers me about \"Django\" is the joy in the vile, especially in a time where guns are such a prevalent force in America. It's constant: it's in the use of language, it's in the hateful killing. And, more than ever now, he's reveling in the ecstasy of violence, gouts of blood, and wholesale slaughter.\n\nAs Tarantino is rumored to be directing \"Kill Bill 3,\" not much is going to change---not very soon, at least. I do love this man's talent, but I feel has not yet displayed the maturity that defines a great director; an ability to do more than just continue one particular kind of film.\n\nI look forward to the day he is more than this generation's Sam Peckinpah. I hope I get to see what he is capable of BEYOND the merely titillating, and defines himself not as a giggly boy, but as a man.","Product: Directed by J.J. Abrams. Starring Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Karl Urban.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just About a PERFECT Movie\n\nReview: Is there anything J.J. Abrams can't turn into gold?\n\nAfter the visionary TV masterpiece <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Lost/dp/B00005JNOG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Lost</a> and other hits, The Star Trek franchise is his latest to be touched by his Midas' finger, and soon it will be <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Star-Wars/dp/B000PMLFRA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Star Wars</a>. After that, a <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Cloverfield/dp/B001AOKA3W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Cloverfield</a> sequel, a few video game reboots (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Half-Life/dp/B00005ME8S/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Half-Life</a> and...ohmygod!...<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Portal/dp/B00140P9G0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Portal</a>), and then he's a producer of Star Trek 3 and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Mission-Impossible/dp/B0094K1WZE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Mission: Impossible</a> and who knows what else? The man's a genius.\n\nSTAR TREK INTO DARKNESS is terrific; it maintains the integrity of the characters, is true to the ideals of the franchise, and besides all that it is a GREAT MOVIE. I thought it hit on all cylinders, even some hokey ones...which any true fan knows are all part of the Star Trek persona. In fact, this new \"alternate universe\" Star Trek is really doing a great job of keeping up with the traditions of the old series, treating the parallels with both reverence and, at times, playfulness.\n\nI applaud the decision to shoot it in IMAX; every shot in this movie is crisp and lush and BIG. STID is visually so immediate it feels like it takes place in your veins; even the sounds are intense. In our showing one nearby gentleman stood up during the credits and bellowed to the audience, \"Did anyone else think this was too loud?\" and NO ONE answered him. I certainly didn't...though yes, it was loud, it was so alive and urgent that I felt I was sharing their atmosphere.\n\nSo much is done to give the movie an amazing sense of presence, as if Abrams truly understands the reverence that even scientists love to \"Trek.\" For instance, whenever warp drive is achieved the ship has that familiar e-long-a-tion that, a la Einstein's theory, stretches it just before it punches into warp. But now the vessel makes a final splintering SNAP! as it disappears, and there is a brilliantly iridescent blue trail that the camera immerses us in as it crackles and pops, as if even its speed is a living entity. And Abrams also understands there is nothing like being aboard the captain's command center; it has a luminous blue and white that shimmers in its intensity, making it what it should be: a magical place that pulses with the presence of command. Even the inclusion of the very appropriate but always missing \"Permission to come aboard the bridge!\" is a welcome addition, addressing not only proper naval etiquette, but also the privilege it is to enter the command center of a ship - and ESPECIALLY the Enterprise.\n\nAs for characterization, the new Trek advances the personalities of the crew without being faithful to the characters they inhabit. There is so much that is correct here in this new iteration of the storyline that I continually found myself actors morphing into the original characters. Chris Pine inhabits Captain Kirk perfectly; he has his swagger and seeming invincibility down so pat that his eventual moment of humility seems truly genuine and moving. The opinion of Sheldon (of <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-Blu-ray/dp/B009934S5M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\"></a>) aside, Zachary Quinto's Spock and Karl Urban's Bones are so spot on that they seem to inhabit the skin of the original actors. To say too much in the way of specifics would be reveal spoilers, but I will tell you that attention is being given to the original series in so many ways. So many moments will cause Trekkers to grin; and, beyond the more obvious ones there are even some moments and actions that only REAL Trekkers would notice. For instance (and don't worry, I'm being cautious of spoilers): the very fact that Chekov is absent from the bridge for a while is significant, as is the name of a new character. (If there's no Trekker around you, look it up.)\n\nAnd Benedict Cumberbatch is also magnificent as the villain John Harrison; truly intense and dark, he seems to inhabit his rogue with a sinister passion - his lip seems to curl with each word, and he loads the glare of his eye with an evil intensity as deep as space. He is more than a match for Kirk and the Enterprise, and he carries off his role with such a style that there must be SOME way to get him to return in the future...I would look forward to that so much that I'd look for a wormhole to get there.\n\nAbrams has taken a giant leap ahead with STID. He has created a universe LIKE the original, but with the ability to take the old stories and move on FROM there, with respect and admiration for the original. Above all, I suspect Roddenberry himself would have liked this new take on his franchise, because it envisions what he had hoped for: a universe built upon respect for individual rights, where - to quite liberally quote the famous mantra - to boldly go where no one has gone before...or if they did, to go there again, and do something unique the next time around, reverentially, carefully, and with great love.","Product: Three dumb guys who think they're smart rob a Mob protected card game, causing the local criminal economy to collapse. Brad Pitt plays the enforcer hired to track them down and restore order.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Yuk. This had such promise...\n\nReview: For me, no two ways about it: this was bad.\n\nI wanted to like it. I thought the cast was sharp (Brad Pitt, James Gandolfini, Ray Liotta, Richard Jenkins, Sam Shepard, Vincent Curatola, and a young actor I like named Scoot McNairy), the adaptation of novelist George V. Higgins' book sounded interesting, and the promising good reviews had come in from Cannes and elsewhere. I was hoping to discount the low grumbling I'd heard from some of the few members of the general public who did make it to the theaters to see it.\n\nYes, I hoped I was going to like it, and sure enough I felt the beginning of the movie was extremely promising. I got the feeling it was trying to be all those gritty movies and cable shows one reveres--a latter-day \"Sopranos,\" or a grittier \"Goodfellas\" or even...dare I say it? A Tarantino-esque venture.\n\nI though maybe, just maybe there might be something here within the hard-to-like characters and the strange cadence of their conversations: not only between the dumb crooks who felt they could rip off other crooks, but also the ones between two other, sharper crooks who were called in to deal with the first guys. Oh, good, I thought: a wise \"talkie\" crime film full of clever, realistic street dialogue and occasional shocking cruelty.\n\nAnd as it began I thought...how clever to set it in an unusual era (2008, during which a politically charged Senator Obama and sitting president George W. Bush trade their versions of the American dream). How cleverly the words of politicians will serve as a counterpoint to the brutality in the words and deeds of the criminal element of these \"business\" men.\n\nYeah...it's just that it didn't accomplish any of this. At least not that I felt. It was a dreary (constantly raining) and dismal film absent of anything that could remotely be thought of as snappy, clever dialogue. There were a couple of really laughably vulgar comments (especially delivered by Gandolfini), but I didn't think those made it under anything close to wittiness.\n\nI didn't read Higgins' original work, but it had to be better laid out than this. I didn't mind the rootless ugliness of having to do \"business\" this way, or the disappointing unfairness of having to do repulsive things, or even the poorly thought out pointlessness of the violent trade--I could take those things. It was that there was nothing sharp or new about this film.\n\nOkay, I get it: this is a visceral world where bad things happen. College types need not apply. And I get the whole counterpoint of the election, too: that America is a business. And I suppose it could be said that the empty \"charm\" of the politicians was in its own way hideous to the criminal element, too, right?\n\nNo...that may be among the things this was trying to say, but it was dull as dishwater and had the subtlety of a hemorrhoid. By the tired end of this tired movie I was tired of making excuses on its behalf. Its dialogue was not witty; it just used a lot of crudity and brashness. I'm not a prude...I just believe there's a difference between good dialogue and bad, and vulgarity has its place among many great works.\n\nBut this just wandered around, aimless. It was like watching a bunch of guys argue for about an hour and a half. There was action, and it came across as shocking (which it should), but it's a poor movie that simply depends on shock value in place of cleverness. And sometimes it was stupid: why would a seasoned hit man shoot over the roof of his car at a mark who on the other side of his car? I couldn't think of a worse \"advantage.\"\n\nAnd the whole thing about America being a con game...there was such a sledge hammer approach to it as a symbol here that it may as well have had bells go off whenever the TV was blaring its message. \"Here I am!\" it shouts...\"I'm talking here!\" TV's \"Family Guy\" uses more nuance.\n\nSorry, guys, I really wanted to like this. I'm giving it three stars because, gosh, it DOES have this great cast. I would love to love this film, but no. I really didn't. And, to top it all off, there was suddenly this point when it was abruptly...OVER.\n\nHowever, I probably shouldn't complain: like the grunts used to say about their military chow: \"It was awful and there was too little of it.\"\n\nMaybe that's the one thing for which I should have thanked THEM.","Product: dvd\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: It's a Good Time To Try Harder\n\nReview: Yes, John McClane is back. That's good, except this particular outing is not exactly the best of the quintet. In fact, at best it probably ranks somewhere around the fourth or fifth of the bunch. The franchise is getting lazy. REALLY lazy, but more on that in a minute.\n\nOn the flip side, you probably didn't come to this one to think, anyway.\n\nThis time McClane is in Russia: his estranged son Jack (Jai Courtney) has turned up in Moscow, charged with murder, and he's copping a plea deal by testifying against a highly popular political prisoner whose trial could bring down a (need I say it?) corrupt high-ranking Russian official.\n\nBut as always, there are complications. As the commercials tell you, his son is a CIA spy, deep undercover, and the only thing about him that's real is his deep-seated anger at his father. Regardless, John flies out to Moscow (filled in for nicely by shots of Budapest, Hungary).\n\nGiven the immensity of the case against the dissident, that John and Jack will even see each other would be problematical; that they would meet would seem impossible. But of course the impossible comes true, and the pair go around Russia shooting up everything.\n\nThat any of this makes sense is utterly beside the point. For instance, there is practically no interference by the Russian police; at no time during any of the many over-the-top sequences do any of the cops seem to be anywhere in the picture...during helicopter shootouts and battles on rooftops, there is no sign of the local constabulary. But then again, Russia's known to be a pretty free-and-easy laid-back country, isn't it? So this would make sense.\n\nAdditionally, when the two McCanes are running around Moscow with the country's Most Wanted Man, THEY DON'T EVEN COVER HIS HEAD WITH A HAT. And nobody notices him...even bleeding from a bullet wound in his arm. But if I have toilet paper stuck to my heel, I catch it from everyone.\n\nThough director John Moore (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Max-Payne-Unrated/dp/B001O5187E/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Max Payne (Unrated)</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Flight-Of-The-Phoenix/dp/B000J00SDK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Flight Of The Phoenix</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Behind-Enemy-Lines/dp/B000L9EKL0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Behind Enemy Lines</a>) is not exactly an A-movie guy, he does a fair job of framing close ups. I cannot remember a Die Hard with as many head-and-shoulder shots, and it works here in the set ups, especially because of the character in Willis' wrinkled eyes and bald pate...and that's before he gets the crap beaten out of him.\n\nAnd yes, this plot is pretty much paper thin...at least in the other stories, when all hell broke loose and McClane began working his magic, he was usually lost in the midst of a larger story that required the full attention of the police or whomever. But, as mentioned earlier, there is no hint of any real police action...after one firefight, both the Russians and the American CIA seem to throw up their hands and say, \"Hey, this is too rough for us!\" and drop right out of the picture.\n\nBut the movie is chock full of enjoyable car crashes, shoot outs, helicopter stunts and full-blown confrontations that it's unlikely you'll care much about all of this, anyway. Each stunt is as gigantic as always, so don't think you're being cheated in this regard. If you came to see big stunts, you won't be disappointed in the least.\n\nIt's just as jam-packed with scenes of mayhem as the other Die Hards, and some of it (but not a lot) is worth the admission price: a scene where they fall through several levels of debris, boards, glass and ceilings (as seen in the commercials); car chases that include military vehicles being launched through the air; and the destruction of an entire floor of a hotel by a military helicopter is striking.\n\nAnd the demise of one particularly onerous bad-guy is particularly crunching: we just begin to wonder if the film has entirely given up on originality - since this villain's initial downfall is virtually identical to one in the original, first, movie - when all of a sudden something comes along and practically vaporizes him...to the amused groans of the movie audience.\n\nAll in all, this Die Hard is a fun movie, but it doesn't live up to its potential...the franchise could be at risk if it doesn't do better than this. While it could be surmised the series is possibly looking to set up Jai Courtney's taking the reins, and he does a passable job, he lacks the wise-cracking persona that identified this series and its three previous sequels.\n\nBut if they want to continue, it has to do more, ESPECIALLY at today's prices: it's one thing to pay for myself and my daughter to see a weak but entertaining movie, but to have paid almost $30 to do so?\n\nYou have to do better, Die Hard.","Product: Ex-military investigator Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise) leaps off the pages of Lee Child's bestselling novel and onto the big screen in the explosive thriller the critics are calling 'taut muscular gruff and cool.' When an unspeakable crime is committed all evidence points to the suspect in custody who offers up a single note in defense: 'Get Jack Reacher!' The law has its limits but Reacher does not when his fight for the truth pits him against an unexpected enemy with a skill for violence and a secret to\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tom Cruise converts skeptics as a great Jack Reacher\n\nReview: I had resisted seeing this movie because I'd gotten a little tired of the Tom Cruise Machine, and I only took a shot at it when I found it last night on free Prime Instant Video. And you know what? I'm really glad I did.\n\nIf you are a guy, even add a bonus half star. If you're a guy who likes Lee Child, the author who created the Jack Reacher persona, make it a full bonus star. And if you like movies like <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Road-House/dp/B00FJULE92/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Road House</a> and, heck, just about any Clint Eastwood flick, then what are you doing reading this review? Rent the movie already!\n\nThis wasn't always the case: when news of Cruise's casting reached Child's fans, there was a good deal of disapproval, based largely on the diminutive star's height. But Cruise was Child's choice, and upon its release most fans recanted that opinion...and I must say I agree. Tom Cruise carries out the portrayal well, giving Reacher his characteristic full-on intensity and drive - and Cruise added to that persona by performing all of the driving stunts himself.\n\nWithout giving away ANY plot details, I'll tell you this: the movie starts with a sinister, brutal action sequence and never really lets up, and that's saying something, because Cruise doesn't even show up for the first fifteen minutes. But when he does the movie doesn't skip a beat: Reacher's almost legendary loner-ism and unbreachable \"code\" is characterized extremely well by Cruise, and his strength of character really powers the film, making you believe that Reacher is a thinking man's John McClain, an almost mythical zen hero like <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Billy-Jack/dp/B00HV2PR1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Billy Jack</a> was from the early 1970s.\n\nAnd it's not just Cruise that makes this film what it is: Werner Herzog makes an extremely wicked villain, and powerful supporting performances by the capable Rosamund Pike, the relatively unknown David Oyelowo, and the always marvelous Richard Jenkins really turn up the dramatic heat.\n\nAnd look for Robert Duvall to show up in an absolutely fantastic character role just when you've forgotten you saw his name in the credits.\n\nTo conclude: while REACHER did not perform up to Cruise's typical box office clout, it did well enough (over $200 million internationally) to warrant an upcoming sequel (from Child's novel <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Never-Go-Back/dp/0440246326/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Never Go Back</a>). Given what I've seen here, it's one movie I won't be resisting the next time around.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Sweet Zombie Flick that Doesn't Quite \"Live\" Up To Its Potential\n\nReview: For all of you who have been wishing - nay, craving - for a feel-good zombie movie, this one's for you: WARM BODIES scavenges several genres to bring you just the right touch of supernatural sentiment. It's a comedy wrapped in a romance wrapped in the slowly revitalizing flesh of not-quite-too-dead zombies.\n\nAs you might have learned, WARM BODIES concerns the story of young R (get it? Arrrr-r-r!), who narrates his tale of transformation and rebirth with a little whimsy thrown in. It seems that some zombies - well, those who haven't yet reached the stage of skeletonization - are starting to notice changes in themselves. R (played by Nicholas Hoult of <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Jack-the-Giant-Slayer/dp/B00CISAPJS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Jack the Giant Slayer</a>) and M, his friend (Mmmmm....get it?) are beginning to realize they are experiencing thoughts and the desire to express them, though their mouths are not cooperating...just yet.\n\nIt's in the midst of a minor zombie vs. humans battle at the start of the movie that an interesting thing occurs: not only is R's life spared by the woman looking at him through her gun sights (apparently due to his moonpie eyes...natch), but his consumption of her boyfriend's brain sparks romantic thoughts in HIM, and these tender thoughts drive R not only to want to get to know her better, but to protect her as well. When he escorts her to his <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Wall-E/dp/B003QTSMXE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Wall-E</a>-like airplane home base, where we find he's been wrestling with the humanities for awhile: the plane is full of little human trinkets like snow globes and old vinyl LPs that he gathers along his semi-staggering wanderings.\n\nWell, of course, complications ensue. Most notably, it turns out Julie, the girl he has rescued (played by Teresa Palmer of <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Sorcerer-s-Apprentice/dp/B002ZG99KO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Sorcerer's Apprentice</a>) is the daughter of the leader of The Human Army (or something LIKE that, anyway) played by a very humorless John Malcovich. Since the humans are hiding behind a rather HUGE wall in their efforts to stem their seemingly hopeless losing streak, it's going to be up to Julie and R to convince her dad that the \"warm\" zombies are changing, and worthy of saving.\n\nNone of this really has to make sense; what does matter is that this pleasant movie just misses being a whole lot of fun. Director and writer Jonathan Levine, who based his movie on the book of the same name by Isaac Marion, has a lot of good comic stuff going on, but it tries so hard to be just a little violent, and just a little romantic, that it lacks just a little humor. It wouldn't have taken much to make it an off-the-wall comedy or an equally zany romance, but unfortunately it is just too little of each.\n\nFor instance, having R and Julie meet under her balcony (R and Julie-t...get it?) is a nice, subtle touch, and having Rob Corddry co-star as M is good, too - but not much is done with those assets. Hoult has a great face, and some good comic sensibilities, but I felt he was being held back...probably unavoidably, as zombies can't really show much expression. But his airplane lair never really developed into anything, and there are other little moments similarly missed throughout: one funny when R teaches Julie to walk like a him in order to blend in with his pack he actually has to tone down the zombie in her. Again, it's good for a laugh or two, but goes no further.\n\nRegardless, even though WARM BODIES is more cute than comic, it's still fun, and I did enjoy it. It's a sweet, loveable movie all around, and great for a nice evening together cuddled on the couch.","Product: A powerful story based on one family's survival of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, the Impossible stars Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor and is directed by J.A. Bayona (The Orphanage). Based on a true story, the Impossible is the unforgettable account of a family caught, with tens of thousands of strangers, in the mayhem of one of the worst natural catastrophes of our time. But the true-life terror is tempered by the unexpected displays of compassion, courage and simple kindness that Maria (Naomi Watts) and her family encounter during the darkest hours of their lives. Both epic and intimate, devastating and uplifting, the Impossible is a journey to the core of the human heart.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Searingly Powerful Movie\n\nReview: This is not only an amazing movie, it's a metamorphic experience: a film of such epic tragedy can make you take a hard look at your own life and rethink some of your priorities. Following what these people went through can truly make what we think of as hardships look really petty and foolish in comparison.\n\nTHE IMPOSSIBLE is simply stunning; you'll be as astounded by the heartbreaking scope of this catastrophe as you will by the technical skill it must have taken to recreate it. When I heard that the very same hotel location was used to stage this movie, I was staggered. It actually looks as if the whole island was inundated again by the tsunami that occurred in 2004...the shots are so realistic, so powerful, you wonder how director Antonio Bayona could have put his actors through it - especially the children.\n\nWhile this is a calamity of major proportions, THE IMPOSSIBLE does not try to show the horrors undergone by everyone; after all, such a task would have been impossible. What Bayona does is follow one family during the tragedy, and in particular the spectacular Naomi Watts (as wife and mother Maria Bennett) and Tom Holland (as 12-year old son Lucas). They were put through hell - not just the characters, but the actors as well. Bayona does a masterful job of displaying the agonizing power of the waves, jerking Watts this way and that like a rag doll in a blender. While she was deservedly nominated for best Actress by the Academy Awards, the Screen Actors' Guild, and the Golden Globes, it's a true oversight that Holland was not: his performance is truly amazing. It's hard to believe he had only provided the voice for a cartoon character before this movie. So much of the story depends upon the strength he gathers during the nightmare to somehow pull his family together; it's a powerhouse performance that displays what must be a bright future ahead.\n\nIt is an amazing story all of its own, but to realize that it's true makes it truly astonishing. Yet there are some who have found fault with this movie...without my giving away details of the tale, they criticize the fact that the story centers upon a white family of privilege, when so many Thais are used as background, their suffering marginalized. But this is, after all, Maria's story: she wrote the book upon which the story is based, cataloging the agonies her family went through. It's hard to argue with the film's priorities at that, I think. Certainly the island's horrific torment is here to see, and their agonies are clear. That it focuses on one family actually gives it an immediacy that a wider scope might have missed. It is a story about her struggles, but writ large.\n\nI remember immersing myself in the tragedy when it occurred back in 2004, eventually feeling that I had come to an understanding about their struggles and the horrors they went through. But the impact of this movie hit me like a ton of bricks: there is NO way to understand what survivors of such an event must feel. While the force of the waves themselves was staggering, of course, equally horrendous was the disappearance of society, the total stripping away of the structure we always take for granted. Despite any struggles that we go through we always expect that the world will stop and take care of us in our times of need. Yet THE IMPOSSIBLE is effective at showing us that here ALL is lost and even society itself has been shattered. Not even a bureaucracy can survive such an event. This movie makes the presence of a simple orange as a thing of beauty, equally so the immediacy of a cell phone. The simple act of someone saying, \"Can I help you?\" is an achingly powerful act of generosity when it is so clear that EVERYONE is suffering here...no one came out unsullied in this tragedy. There is a moment when the central character opens her eyes and asks a three-word question I've heard said in other movies, but here it is an astonishingly powerful three-word phrase: \"Am I dead?\"\n\nSee THE IMPOSSIBLE. It is at once terrifying and reassuring, blisteringly painful yet comforting, heart wrenchingly sad, yet tearfully happy. It is about the stripping away of everything we thought was permanent and the building of a firmament in its place. We see for the first time inside this tragedy, yet we emerge outside with a reborn spirit. It is a powerful, frightening, sad, hopeful, and wonderful movie.","Product: Disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack; using his inside knowledge, Banning works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Butler Did It...and So Did Willis, Seagal, Eastwood, Ford...\n\nReview: NO SPOILERS!!\n\nSee \"Olympus Has Fallen\" if you liked <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Die-Hard/dp/B000SZK41M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Die Hard</a>. The same with <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Under-Siege/dp/B001EC2IS0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Under Siege</a>:if you enjoyed that movie, you'll probably like this one. Because, after all, \"Olympus\" IS that kind of movie - it is EXACTLY what you think it is...a rollicking, smash-mouth, loud and body-strewn extravaganza, albeit without any real jaw-clenching suspense.\n\nWhy? Well, you've seen it before. It's really the same kind of movie: great special effects, lots of action...which is both its asset and its problem. It's fun, it's Big Budget, it's exciting...and it's pretty predictable.\n\nGerard Butler plays Mike Banning, a superb Secret Service agent who had the bad luck of being the right guy for the right job when it came to protecting the President Asher (Aaron Eckhart), making the right decision, and acting precisely as he should - and for it he was bounced off the Presidential personal protection detail. It's a tough break, one he relives constantly - a la Clint Eastwood's character in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/In-The-Line-Of-Fire/dp/B000I8JF3W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">In The Line Of Fire</a> - but here he is, pushing bureaucratic pens across bureaucratic forms, and despising his bureaucratic job. He yearns for the chance to get into the action again, especially when he runs into his old friends on the Presidential squad.\n\nBut Change is coming with capital C in the form of a Korean madman and his eminently well prepared squad of miscreants. And when they do come, they come with EVERYTHING.\n\nAs I've said before, what follows is a derivative trope - and Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal and others have done it before, and with better scripts. But we can now add Gerard Butler to the list; he's confident and effective in the role of a brawny AND brainy patriotic hero.\n\nAs an adventure flick, I think \"Olympus\" does an equitable job, and director Antoine Fuqua (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Training-Day/dp/B0014DW3OS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Training Day</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/King-Arthur/dp/B003QSGFG6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">King Arthur</a>) deserves accolades: the special effects are spectacular, and seamless. If you live near D.C., as I do, you can see that the White House used here is being stood in for by another building -- ?? but the effects are still handled masterfully.\n\nFor the most part the acting is solid, too: Morgan Freeman is, as always, perfect as Speaker of the House Allan Trumbull, the man who is reluctantly forced into the role of Acting President once the President and Vice-President are taken hostage. There should be some kind of anointed position for Freeman within our national framework, as he seems somehow to always embody the personage of calm and assurance we need in times of crisis.\n\nAs for the other roles, Cole Houser is getting good work lately in secondary parts - here he plays Agent Roma - who appears to head the Secret Service detail - and I look forward to seeing him play a lead role in the not-too-distant future. And, while Eckhart has the face of a President, the part written for him was highly faulted; he makes decisions (granted, under stress) that I hope NO President would EVER make. He seemed less formidable than I have seen him before, most notably in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Battle-Los-Angeles-Blu-ray/dp/B004ULEEY8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Battle: Los Angeles [Blu-ray</a>].\n\nThe only problem with the movie, I felt, was the script, which did not try awfully hard to escape the genre. One can point over and over to scenes which seemed almost word-for-word rewrites of other films in the genre, and they made the movie rather predictable. One scene was lifted right from the first \"Die Hard,\" in which Butler seems to have been taken in by a traitor's well-acted subterfuge. Therefore, I knew exactly how and when Butler would figure it all out.\n\nThere are other problems, too: Banning has been outside the White House detail for 18 months, yet he knows all the codes. And some early scenes were far too \"chummy\" between Banning, the President, and their son. It seemed too, well, cliched.\n\nStill, \"Olympus Has Fallen\" is exactly the right kind of movie for its audience. If you want a fun, action-packed spectacular that delivers what it promises, this is the movie for you. In fact, I feel \"Olympus\" does much better than its recent counterpart <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/A-Good-Day-to-Die-Hard/dp/B00BUAEYVK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">A Good Day to Die Hard</a>, a formula-driven sequel that seemed stale and tired in comparison. Not so here: \"Olympus\" is a bright and exciting adventure film that is gratifying and rousing, the kind of patriotic rabble-rouser that doesn't flinch from delivering the goods.\n\nSpeaking of which, the night I saw the movie there were sitting near me people of several different ethnicities, and I was happy to hear them enjoying the movie right alongside me. I thought that spoke volumes of what the White House represents, and that the American people are a varied but grateful population. This was as reassuring as the movie itself, and it did my heart good to experience it.","Product: While attending a party at James Franco's house, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and many other celebrities are faced with the apocalypse.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Raunchy, Irreverent, Sacreligious, and Vulgar: What's Not To Like?\n\nReview: There's not much need to overdo a review here. Simply said, if you're a fan of Seth Rogen, James Franco, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride - the whole <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Pineapple-Express/dp/B001TK89JE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Pineapple Express</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Superbad/dp/B0010R08PO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Superbad</a> gang - this is a film for you. If you've any doubts, follow this list of movie ingredients:\n\n1. Lots of ridiculous, outrageous gags\n2. Tons of stars playing fictional versions of themselves\n3. Many self-referential digs at themselves and each other\n4. Swearing, vulgarity, profanity, and explicit male nudity\n5. Sacrilegious humor\n6. Lots of drug use\n\nIf any of those things bother you, better skip this one. But if you liked movies like <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/South-Park-Bigger-Longer-Uncut/dp/B000022TSW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut</a> you'll love this. It's about as silly a movie as you could possibly find, with very little reverence for anything and anyone. However, as most of the worst digs are at themselves, this shouldn't offend many people outside of the movie...other than, maybe, Woody Harrelson.\n\nDon't come here if you're looking for anything resembling a traditional Hollywood movie. As you've probably gathered by now, the plot concerns what is pretty much the End of the World, and how a small group of celebrity idiots hope to survive it, but we're not talking about anything approaching good common sense.\n\nBut let this be a warning: there's one particularly jarring moment in this movie that rivals anything delivered by well-constructed horror movies. You'll know you've reached it when the audience screams aloud and then has to look around for the seats they just leaped out of.\n\nI enjoyed the heck out of this film, and if you like this crowd, you should, too. It should be another sizeable box-office bonanza for a group of anti-Hollywood filmmakers who do practically everything wrong when it comes to conventional Hollywood wisdom, but they just seem to turn out hit after hit. Go figure - all I know is, THIS IS THE END is another damned good movie, and I meant that particular word literally. See it, and you'll know what I mean.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Rousing Movie; Different from What I Expected\n\nReview: Let me start by saying that I can understand why there are a lot of split opinions about IRON MAN 3. It's a film full of misdirection and deceptions, and I was a little distressed by a couple of them - which would give away too much to detail here. Suffice it to say that there were a couple of moments I felt somewhat cheated; and though I'll be vague about it I can say it involved Mandarin. Still, read on; while I gave the movie four stars, I believe down the road I might very well revise this to a five. I'll explain...\n\nFirst of all, rest assured there is A LOT of action. And there are a lot of the Iron Suits, too...it's just that Tony Stark isn't often the one IN the suit. I found myself often frustrated by that fact: Iron Man interruptus, if you will. Either the suits were off on their own, or they were on other people, or they weren't working properly...something that seemed to occur almost constantly.\n\nI saw it in Imax 3D, and it was well worth the extra $$ to do so (given the fact that $17 is a RIDICULOUS price for a movie ticket in the first place). The movie was lush, packed with detail, and continuously drew me \"inside\" it. The scenes of (don't panic about spoilers - these are in ALL the promos) Stark's house exploding and falling into the sea are meticulously crafted and extremely inclusive...I really felt the dimensional layers as the house was blown apart: I could feel the force of the detonation, and house collapsing, and the impact of the sea as the house AND Iron Man tumbled into it. Similarly, the moments where his suit fly through the air and \"find\" him, or the death-defying scenes aboard (and outside) Air Force One, and so many others throughout the film really do feel like you're there.\n\nWhen it comes to the action you'd expect from a movie such as this, IRON MAN 3 is a rollicking, smash-mouth treat. Director Shane Black - whose only previous directorial role was on <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang/dp/B002QYSZBO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Kiss Kiss Bang Bang</a> (which ironically served as Robert Downey, Jr.'s comeback film) - does a more-than-capable job, and the characters and events are big and loud. You'll feel like you are on a roller-coaster; while there are of course moments of crazy adrenaline rushes, there are also emotional ups and down. But Tony Stark is just as glib as always, causing almost as much damage with his mouth as he does as with his armor. I laughed a lot during the movie ... for those who care, Tony's mechanical manservant JARVIS (the voice of Paul Bettany) gets a good deal of air play here, and he's just as lovably bumbling as always.\n\nYet - and remember my dichotomy about this - the movie really focuses on Tony Stark OUTSIDE the suit. I wish the promos had clued me into this: our man Tony is experiencing Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder because of what happened in <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Avengers/dp/B008NCSZQ8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Avengers</a>. Had I been informed of that I wouldn't have felt slighted, and I think it would have better prepared me for this movie. I found myself constantly disappointed, even cheated, by the absence of Tony WITHIN the suit. I realize now that was the only way I felt Iron man was indeed Iron Man. Yet I will declare that now, looking back, I feel good about the movie, and I'm glad to have seen Tony as a more \"real\" person, as a more human man, a man undergoing a metamorphosis.\n\nThere are other things about this movie that surprised me - and I'm sure will surprise you - that I will NOT tell you. Just realize that while this is a very action-packed movie, it is also a personal one. It's this kind of writing that has typified the action movies of today, making them stand out above their \"super-hero\" predecessors. Like the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Dark-Knight/dp/B001OGWY1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Dark Knight</a> movies of Chris Nolan, these new, and better, powerhouse films are focusing on their heroes' moments of personal growth, warts and all. It's a trend I'm really happy to see.\n\n(A NOTE: if you feel negatively about my review, please leave a comment to help me next time.)","Product: looper\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Time-ly Adventure Gets High Marks\n\nReview: \"Looper\" is a violent but rewarding action movie that delves into the mental conundrum of time travel, enjoys the mental crisis it creates, then backs off just far enough so that it's an enjoyable couple of hours. It's a heady flick that asks several questions of the viewer, especially: Would you kill your past or future self off if it meant protecting someone you love?\n\n\"Looper\" stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt , Bruce Willis, and Emily Blunt, and is directed by Rian Johnson, a relative newcomer whose claim to fame is 2005's neat little oddball film Brick [HD], which he also wrote and directed. Interestingly enough, it also starred Gordon-Levitt.\n\nThis time around, Rian Johnson offers us a clever take on futuristic action films, and \"Looper\" by and large succeeds, offering Willis in a somewhat typical role of a rough-and-tumble killer, but this time he has a sentimental side. He's been brought back from the future to be murdered (called \"Closing the Loop\" for reasons I'll explain in the next paragraph), and he hopes his actions here, in HIS past, might save the woman he loves in his PREVIOUS present (NOW and forevermore his future).\n\nYou see, Willis plays Joe, whose younger self (played by Gordon-Levitt) is a unique kind of assassin. Thirty years from the movie's \"present\" (it's set in 2044, so ITS future is 2074), digital IDs make murder next to impossible, so organized crime bosses who want people knocked off have to send them back in time with hands tied and hoods on their heads, where they are immediately shot dead and their bodies incinerated. However, something new is going on in the future, and a new crime boss (called \"the Rainmaker\") is bent on consolidating power by killing the KILLERS themselves through capturing them, sending them back, and having the killers kill THEMSELVES, thus \"Closing the Loop\"--get it?\n\nBut Willis, whom I'll call Future Joe for clarity's sake, is smart (of course), and he outwits Present Joe and escapes. What happens is too complex to fully explain here, but suffice it to say that not only does Present Joe have a lot of trouble killing Future Joe, but Future Joe's reasons for staying alive are beginning to make sense to Present Joe. Worse yet, the longer Future Joe is on the loose, the more trouble Present Joe has staying free and alive; as the killer who messed up his assassination, things are getting a bit sticky for him.\n\nEmily Blunt comes into play as a single mother who lives by the side of a huge corn field into which Present Joe has escaped, and she reluctantly takes him in to protect him. While she warns her son to steer clear of him, Present Joe has begun to take an interest in the boy's significance, and he realizes he may need to stick around to protect him from his future self.\n\nNOTE: leaving out an entire sub-plot which, if I were to include it, would tell you too much about the movie. Suffice it to say the movie is a bit more complex than I've presented it here, but a clear head should be able to follow it. It's no Inception, clarity-wise, but there are some definite brain-teasers, surprises and plot twists here, and director (and writer) Johnson deserves credit for making a clever movie that asks action-ers to think as they watch.\n\nAn interesting side-note: some might be thrown off by Gordon-Levitt's \"alterations,\" facially...however it was done, G-L looks a lot LIKE a younger Willis, and there are some who might find that off-putting, the kind of thing that causes them to focus on the changes and let it interfere with their enjoyment of the movie. (I mention this because some reviewers HAVE mentioned it.)\n\nWhile Willis, G-L, and Blunt all handle their roles well, one character I enjoyed watching was Jeff Daniels as Abe, a \"present\" day crime boss who's actually been imported from the future so that he can better fathom and take charge of the events that transpire. Rather than portraying the typical power-hungry mobster boss, Daniels plays the role with a calm intelligence that adds an interesting element to his leadership.\n\nWhen another assassin screws up his own Closing of the Loop, slightly ahead of G-L's and Willis' dilemma, Abe resists those who are falling all over themselves in order to handling it. Instead, as the narrative switches to the man who should have been assassinated, we slowly witness him \"coming apart\": first he notices one finger is missing, then another, and on and on. It's then we realize that Abe has grabbed the present day assassin and, to force the future version to turn himself in, he has begun CHOPPING. Realizing what's at stake, the future criminal can't turn himself in fast enough...literally. Suffice it to say the sequence is pretty ugly...\n\nThere are other clever tricks played with the time factor, and it makes for an entertaining--though occasionally violent--movie.\n\nIf you like a good Bruce Willis movie you should enjoy this one: it's a smart movie full of action, drama, and possesses a compelling storyline. You need to keep sharp while watching, but you don't need to master the space-time continuum. Just sit back and enjoy yourself: \"Looper\" should provide you with a pleasant couple of hours.","Product: A young boy learns that he has extraordinary powers and is not of this Earth. As a young man, he journeys to discover where he came from and what he was sent here to do. But the hero in him must emerge if he is to save the world from annihilation and become the symbol of hope for all mankind.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Some Weak Points, But The Franchise Lives On\n\nReview: There is much to like in MAN OF STEEL, the latest effort to re-make the one-time comic book icon into a national hero. Nowadays, it's not enough to have an action movie; in order to humanize a comic book icon it's important but to give the hero a strong sense of introspection, a psychological neediness. MAN OF STEEL lands somewhere in between: it's the story of a man who is not quite a superstar, and a hero who is not quite ready for prime time.\n\nDirected by Zack Snyder, MoS achieves its greatest successes in the first half of the film, having wisely decided to condense our hero's upbringing into only those certain new elements. Most already know the overall story: born on a crumbling Krypton doomed by overzealous energy demands, the infant Kal-El is sent to Earth by his scientist parents, Jor-El and Lara (Russell Crowe and Ayelet Zurer). Whereas other films have concentrated on our super tadpole's upbringing by Kansan farmers Jonathan and Martha Kent (Kevin Costner and Diane Lane), who instill in him humble middle-American values, MAN OF STEEL chooses not to relate any more of his story than is necessary to develop the plot. It's a wise move that makes the movie less top heavy, leaving us to glean only those elements necessary to this incarnation - it's only a shame they didn't follow this practice at the end, too. More on that later.\n\nHenry Cavill is an interesting choice for Superman - the first non-American to play the part, he projects almost the opposite image in each of his personages. While I found him to be a virile, bold Clark - as comfortable holding up collapsing derricks as he is lifting buses - he projected a smiling calm as Superman, fitting in the suit as if his highly pumped pecs and abs were born to it...which, as it turns out, they were. He's certainly credible as Superman, but I found him to be more interesting as Clark; that is, the pre-Superman Clark, when there was no disguise to dilute him. As Clark he was troubled, searching, and three-dimensional, and not only in the pay-four-extra-dollars-for-your-ticket kind. He seemed to lose that dimension when he divided himself: like a lobotomized patient, he was only half as interesting anymore.\n\nYet still, the movie is compelling and enjoyable...certainly more enjoyable than <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Superman-Returns/dp/B000LB4DWO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Superman Returns</a>, the Bryan Singer-directed movie starring Brandon Routh, I found myself liking MAN OF STEEL even while it tried to wow us with action scenes at the end that were a little too dependent upon the same stunts done endlessly: I mean, how many times do we have to see them knock each other through buildings?\n\nI don't know if the problem with the movie's third act was solely Superman's; I liked the concept behind a world having to come to term with this new alien in their midst. But there was simply something missing once they did so: having accepted Superman, it seemed the drama was replaced by bad guys, super-fisticuffs and exploding buildings.\n\nYou see, our bad guys this time around are General Zod (Michael Shannon) and his fellow renegades, who led a revolt against Jor-El and the council because of their foolish raping of the planet's natural resources (sound familiar, anyone?). Banished to the Phantom Zone until Krypton's explosion frees them, they spend the next three decades searching for Kal-El, whom they believed to carry enough coded genetic information to re-animate their race. They decide to use Earth as a giant nursery upon which to recreate their species, wiping out all existing humans in the process.\n\nPart of the problem was that their conclusion chose the weakest elements of their story to promote. For instance, right from the beginning I thought General Zod's rebellion had legs; certainly, the council's actions DID destroy their planet...but now that Krypton was no more, his plan to destroy our race was simply too easy to dislike; their hope to recruit Kal-El/Clark could have have been interesting if they hadn't made Shannon's Zod so one-dimensional and unlikeable. Kal/Clark had spent the whole early film trying to find out why he was, in effect, a freak...couldn't Zod and his ilk have given him a more compelling choice to make in this regard? Shannon's a terrific actor - see <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Take-Shelter/dp/B006HGXGWU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Take Shelter</a> if you have any doubt. He would have quite ably handled a better script.\n\nAnother problem for me - a BIG one - concerned a late-movie decision Superman was forced to make; it should have been more psychologically difficult for him, and other than a mighty shout the issue was over. Nothing more. This should have been another area of EXTREME importance to the myth, yet it was passed over like toppings on a pizza.\n\nThese things said, I enjoyed the movie overall. Snyder has directed his movie capably, lending itself a proper air of fresh excitement. Indeed, there was even a sense of discovery here, and a palpable feeling of true franchise value. There were several Easter Eggs for the observant: LexCorp was written on the side of several trucks, and there was at least one mention of Wayne Enterprises. And the movie always kept a sense of fun: as Superman is sent crashing into a just-constructed wall, the OSHA sign there drops the 1 and 6 from \"106 Days Without an Accident,\" leaving just the 0. And there's a sign in a soda shop proclaiming \"Go Smallville Spartans.\" The tie-in? One of Zack Snyder's previous films was...<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/300/dp/B000V39KDO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">300</a>. Go Spartans, indeed.\n\nWhile there were a few weak choices in writing, there were some particularly interesting ones concerning Lois. Ably acted by Amy Adams (check that alliteration!), she was no femme fatale, but a capable and loyal partner of not only Superman but also Clark the Reporter. While she needed a rescue now and then, she is the most capable Lois I've seen since Noel Neill, back in the days of black and white television of my youth. She not only gives the series a smart compass, but she will also likely serve as a \"sidekick,\" given this movie's script. I do believe that the core of this enterprise is a solid one, capable of leading the franchise onward. Other than those misplaced early steps, it looks like the movie is on solid footing.","Product: George Clooney and Sandra Bullock star in this award-winning sci-fi thriller directed by Alfonso Cuarn. Seasoned astronaut Matt Kowalsky (Clooney) is on his final mission in space, while medical engineer Dr. Ryan Stone (Bullock) is making her first outing on the NASA Space Shuttle Explorer. While they are engaged in extra-vehicular activity, debris collides into the shuttle, damaging it irreparably. Kowalsky and Stone now find themselves drifting in space with low oxygen supplies and cut off from all communication on Earth. They work together in their attempt to survive but will they make it back to solid ground? The film was nominated for ten Academy Awards and won seven including Best Cinematography (Emmanuel Lubezki), Best Director (Cuarn) and Best Original Score (Steven Price), and also picked up the Golden Globe for Best Director and BAFTAs for Best Director and Outstanding British Film.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Simply Stunning Cinematography, Direction, and Acting\n\nReview: ABSOLUTELY NO SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW\n\nJust moments after this movie ended my daughter leaned over to me and declared, \"This is the most perfect film I have ever seen in just about every way.\"\n\nI had to agree.\n\nGRAVITY gives you everything: thrilling action, awesome visuals, incomparable cinematic spectacle, a terrifying scenario, an exciting adventure, and a masterpiece of minimalist characterization. They all combine in one pedal-to-the-metal slam-bam technically perfect movie that gives you equal shots of hope and hopelessness from the first frame to the very last.\n\nIt is as electrifying a film as I have ever seen, with scarcely a down moment in it, hardly a misused frame. I won't spend time telling you anything about the plot; if the trailers haven't told you enough about why this film is a must see, then I can give you two words that should do it...\n\nSandra Bullock.\n\nShe is not only in practically every frame of the movie, but she exposes herself emotionally here in more ways than I could count: she is equal parts victim and heroine, emotional and calculating, frightened and bold, wounded and powerful. She is a tortured soul who reveals herself in dribs and drabs, revealing her emotional torment when it will have the most effect. The movie is as much about what HAS happened to her as what IS happening to her. She is able to make herself as interesting and captivating as the events that occur during the film, and this is important: rather than simply being a movie about a series of cascading terrors, it is equally about the human spirit, the \"stuff\" that lies inside us that drives us to go on when going on seems impossible.\n\nGRAVITY is amazing. See it in IMAX 3D if you can; it is worth the money. The technology depicted in the movie is stunning--but I imagine I will be as amazed when I finally get the DVD and find out HOW these truly amazing scenes were shot. Alfonso Cuaron does remarkable job as director, co-writer and co-editor of this absolutely wonderful accomplishment. His technically perfect movie never loses track of the actor within it--I won't be surprised if this achieves Best Picture, Best Directing and Best Acting nominations this year, notwithstanding a half-dozen other technically-related ones.\n\nThere have been some critics who have found fault with the movie's accuracy when it comes to the positioning of the space stations, the likelihood of a debris field causing a \"Kesslar Syndrome\" this devastating, and some other technical flaws, but I will leave these people to their respective perturbations. To me it doesn't matter if GRAVITY is science fiction or simply fiction about science. What it definitely IS is a tour de force balls-to-the-wall spectacle that will leave you gasping. Don't miss it.","Product: The Darkest Hour follows five young people who find themselves stranded in Moscow, following an unexplained global disaster and fighting to survive in the wake of a devastating alien attack... This sci-fi thriller highlights the classic beauty of Moscow alongside mind-blowing special effects from the genius of legendary film-maker Timur Bekmanbetov (Wanted and Night Watch).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This Should Be Getting Higher Ratings!\n\nReview: NOTE: THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!\n\nI really liked \"The Darkest Hour.\" In fact, I am surprised at the number of negative reviews here on this site. While I do not feel it was a five-star movie, I do feel this movie did exactly what it had to, as well as it could.\n\nTo be honest, when I first heard that an aliens-invade-the-earth movie was going to involve two American \"aliens\"--that is, two Americans visiting Moscow on a business deal--I found the notion intriguing but not compelling. I mean, why Moscow, right?\n\nBut the movie takes off very quickly. Once Ben and Sean, the two Americans, are double-crossed by their Russian \"partner\" Skyler, several things are set in motion: their two personalities are clarified in crisis, they have a need to go out and burn off steam (and meet Natalie and Ann), and the audience is ensured that Skyler's gonna die.\n\nAll of that takes no more than five to ten minutes of screen time. And when the aliens do arrive, they do so in noteworthy fashion: as little Aurora Boreali that drift to the streets. As it has been typical of aliens ever since \"War of the Worlds\" did it on the radio 70 plus years ago, the intruders somehow zap! people into nothingness. It isn't until sometime later we begin to understand how (through some kind of electrical disintegration).\n\nAnd, as we find out after the five of them spend an unspecified number of days hiding in a food storage room, there are apparently precious few human beings on the planet left alive.\n\nWhat really made this film enjoyable was the clever use of its characters, particularly Sean, played by Emile Hirsch. I hesitate to use the word \"plucky\" except it describes him to a T: resourceful, creative, resilient, he becomes the backbone of not only their twosome, but also the film. I found Hirsch to bear a resemblance to a more cheerful \"Bourne\" as he noodles his way through situations that are making others crumble.\n\nIndeed, this characteristic is echoed throughout the movie, a thing we are fond of calling The American Spirit, but its appearance in this movie proves it does not belong to us alone. A likewise spirit among surviving Moscovites helps prove human tenacity is a worldwide human characteristic. Not that everyone has it--and this film doesn't mind killing off its central characters, mind you--but those that do are like little islands within the desolate streets of a ruined city...and, we suppose, world.\n\nI loved \"The Darkest Hour.\" I thought it did what good sci-fi movies without a blockbluster cast or budget do: package its product with good, clever special effects, but never forget it is character and story that drive a movie. Emile Hirsch and the rest of the cast (Olivia Thirlby, Rachael Taylor and Max Minghella, among others) created compelling personalities who were always interesting.\n\nCredit also goes to the special effects team for not only dreaming up a clever representation of a menacing alien presence, but also for giving its characters interesting ways of dealing with it as well. The film never feels stale, never drags, never becomes unbelievable.\n\nAnd the proof of the fact is that, given the fact that we are left in the perfect position for a sequel, it is one I definitely want to see.","Product: The Slim Armor case for the LG G2 is specifically designed to protect the device at all angles. The TPU case features improved shock absorption on the top, bottom, and corners to effectively protect the LG G2 from external impact. Slim Armor is double layered with a TPU case and a polycarbonate hard case to provide additional protection in a form-fitted design. The polycarbonate midsection has a glossy finish and can be removed from the TPU. This allows the Slim Armor to be interchanged with different colors. The case fits precisely onto the LG G2 for a natural and sleek look, and the speaker opening is specifically designed to fully utilize the speaker without reducing sound quality. The polycarbonate midsection has a glossy UV coating to prevent the colors from fading or rubbing off. Slim Armor is designed to highlight the shape and style of the LG G2.Slim and form-fitted to the Lg G2Two toned colors with a glossy finishTPU case layered with a polycarbonate midsection for extra durability\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This Slim Armor truly lives up to its name\n\nReview: \"Slim Armor\" is really a perfect name for this product; it is as minimal as it gets. It hardly adds any weight to the LG phone, and stays completely out of the way of any buttons or commands, yet it is But for all of that this case is as accommodating and protective as I could hope for.\n\nMake no mistake: for all my disclaimers, the Slim Armor case is really a strong case that has already proven its worth. The LG is my wife's phone, and she does a lot of physical work due to our having horses and chickens and cats and dogs and birds. She's dropped her phone more than she will admit it to me, and I've seen at least five times. And she's never had any damage.\n\nWhat it does particularly well is protect the edges...about the only thing the case doesn't protect that well is the front...if a phone were to call against a protrusion (like a rock, or the corner of a table) this case wouldn't help in that regard. 's the only reason I demoted one star from the rating (and have in every other case I've reviewed like this one in this regard). But in all other ways this extremely light and extremely sturdy case is as good a shield as one could ask for.\n\nAlso, as I said earlier, this armor doesn't get in the way of any function: the camera, the on-off switch, the buttons, cable inputs...everything is unencumbered. The case never impedes functionality.\n\nIt's also quite attractive--the blue you see on the page is the blue you get. It's bright and clean looking, shiny, and very pleasant to look at.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.","Product: Charge your Apple iPhone 4 or 4S on the go with this Life CHARGE ONT-PWR-35065 case that features a built-in 2000 mAh lithium-polymer battery for up to 8 hours of additional talk time on 3G networks. The polycarbonate material ensures durable protection\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Sharp, Classy Case that Extends Phone Battery Life\n\nReview: When I first gave this to my (adult) daughter I could see she had reservations: she loved her present iPhone 4s (pink) case and she really didn't want to part with it. When I impressed upon her that this new black case looked not only very sleek, but had a battery extender within it she agreed to try it.\n\nWell, shes hooked.\n\nShe has told me she loves the feel of her new caseit has a solid, velvety surface which she said is nice to hold, and feels secure in her hand. While this case is now a bit heavier the built-in 2000 mAh lithium-polymer battery is light, but it quite obviously still weighs more than her old, battery-less one she says its a balanced weight and feels very natural.\n\nIts a very sleek case, its polycarbonate surface giving it not only a really fashionable appearance, but it also provides a rubber protective shell that feels very strong around the sides and back. Here my daughter brought up what she believes is the cases only drawback, and its the reason this great case gets a 4 instead of a 5: she misses the fact that her old case had a lip that provided physical security for the front of the case, which this one lacks. Shes right: were this to fall on its face the surface would indeed be vulnerable. (I'd at least recommend a screen protector, which would minimize damage).\n\nStill, this case has a great selling point, and its more than just the cool looks and feel: with minimum maintenance, its almost inconceivable youll run out of power. When you get low, a touch of the button on the lower back switches the phone off its own battery and onto the charge of the case, which its makers claim will provide it with 8 hours of talk, 40 hours of audio and 10 hours of video. Four lights keep track of remaining power.\n\nAdditionally, the new case makes things all-around simpler: it no longer needs a special iPhone cable; it can use the same cables we use for our non-I Androids, cameras, tablets, readers and so on.\n\nAll in all, we found the Lifecharge 2000mAh iPhone Battery Case to be great device well worth its price. Its a classy case that supplies enough power to make running out of battery power with this thing nigh upon impossible...well, at least very, very unlikely. A treat for the fingers and eyes, it does a great job of combining battery extension and phone cases into a very classy mix.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.","Product: This case is a shockproof case for your samsung galaxy s5 i9600 with a built-in beer bottle opener and a stand. You can open your beer and/or watch movies with your phone anytime anywhere if you put this case on your phone.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An attractive and formidable protective case\n\nReview: While a certain protective product line touting an acrobatic river mammal used to be THE protective case, or so it seemed, nowadays there are quite a few of choices that are available at one fourth the price of that one. Take the Bolkin...it's more than enough protection for your cellphone at a competitive price.\n\nFirst of all, appearance wise, I very much like this case. While I chose the blue case, I feel all of the other cases (yellow, orange, red, black, white) to be quite appealing as well.\n\nSecondly, I found this to be extremely easy to put on the phone IF you follow their directions. While there is indeed a slight effort required (and I do mean \"slight\"), that's what you should want it to be: you want this case to stay ON the phone.\n\nThirdly, and certainly MOST importantly, comes its protective qualities. As with similar products, there are two layers to this case, and the inside one is extremely rubbery. The outside one is quite firm, and I think it would take quite a hit before their combined protection would possibly allow damage to the phone's sides and back. I would NOT want to be part of a collision that posed a threat this case could not overcome.\n\nThat is, as long as one realizes that none of these kind of protective cases really protect what I believe to be the most easily damageable part of a phone: its \"glassy\" front side. There is no screen in front of the phone that would protect a phone from a direct hit to, say, a corner of a table, or a rock sticking up off the ground, or any other really hard, uneven surface a phone might fall on. If it were to fall perfectly evenly on a very flat surface, the lip of the shockproof case would protect it. But that is a big IF...\n\nThat said, I think the Bolkin Bottle Opener is a formidable protective case in terms of all other collisions. About the only other slight complaint I might have is that it its rather heavy padding does make it a little difficult to press the phone's ON button on the top of the right side. But as it is making this slight difficulty in the name of ttrue protection, I call it a small complaint indeed.\n\nOtherwise, I find the Bolkin case to be exactly what it says it is: a shockproof cover case for whatever brand of phone you have.\n\nNow, as to why it has a bottle opener ... well, I must tell you, I have no idea. But it DOES work. I've tested it. Perhaps we'll see future cases that double as shoe horns or fish scalers or paint scrapers. Come to think of it, the Swiss Army Knives are missing a great opportunity here. We'll just have to wait, I guess...","Product: Brand New - Factory Sealed - 100% Guaranteed!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I met these guys...a great band!\n\nReview: I was a young reporter in the very early '70s, and I had the happy occasion to be the reviewer for a concert they did at State University College at Oswego, New York. They were the lead act for Livingston Taylor, and as yet unheard of, but when they came on stage they completely rocked the place...\n\nThey were a fantastic band, guitar-driven, and had a wonderful blending of soft and faster songs, all with an emphasis of coordinated strings and well-matched harmonies.. I remember being thrilled by their unusual, clear, beautiful songs: the driving beat of the banjo-laden \"Smile on Me,\" the lilting, sad \"Dancer,\" the syncopation of \"There's Been a Mistake.\" Jon Pousette-Dart's soulful, strong voice struck me as emotional but also full on, precise and expressive.\n\nAfter the concert, I remember the thrill I had when I was allowed backstage. I had come to see Livingston Taylor, but I was extremely excited when I first walked into the room and came face to face with the JP-D Band.\n\nAnd what a nice bunch of guys! That sounds awfully cliched, but I felt none of the tired or jaded nature of men on the road. Instead, when I met the three guitarists--John Pousette-Dart, John Troy, and John Curtis--I expressed my joy at their performance, and was not acting when I was apparently visibly shocked at the fact that they had not yet put out an album.\n\n\"Slow down there, man,\" they said, laughing. \"We'll get there...Don't worry.\"\n\nSadly, the band never did really \"get there.\" They were well known up in the New England, upstate New York circles, but never really more. They made it on the radio, went on the road with other bands, but just never broke it into the heights. Pity.\n\nCertainly, \"The Best of..\" displays their early work well, and does it well, not only highlighting their best, but also does so well from a production angle.\n\nThe funky brass and guitar work in the hilarious \"Gotta Get Far Away,\" the descending harmonies of \"May You Dance,\" the sweet, tender solo work on \"Yaicha,\" the surehanded bass line on \"Cheated\"... they're all here, and welcome to hear.\n\n\"The Best of Pousette-Dart Band\" displays not only the virtuosity of the band, but the clear, technical precision of the production itself is a pleasure to hear as well. The sound is crisp, the instruments tracked brightly and with clarity, and the overall package is a credit to the band and those who did the transfers. It's hard to do better than this.","Product: Dr. Grip gel retractable pen uses the popular G2 ink refill and a stress-relieving design to assure exceptionally smooth writing. The dynamic gel ink is water-resistant and smearproof for all your writing needs. Wide contoured grip actually reduces required gripping effort, relieving stress and alleviating writing fatigue. Grip is made of latex-free rubber. Great for students, office workers or anyone who writes a lot. Commended for ease-of-use by the Arthritis Foundation. Retractable, so no cap to lose. Refillable.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I love Dr. Grip!\n\nReview: I love inexpensive rollerball or gel pens, and I love the ones that retract with the little push button on top, and I love the nice soft cushy ends where your fingers hold the pen, and I love the thick barrel that gives me something to hold on to.\n\nSo I'd say this one is a real winner.\n\nThe Dr. Grips are a pleasure to write with, and I think I'm moving over to the gel as my favorite ink...it doesn't seem to smear much, and is a soft, supple tip that makes writing a pleasure. I like that Dr. Grip has also been releasing some unusual barrel colors, and if you're like me the distinctive colors help me grab a certain pen for a certain mission. (I like writing in little Moleskine or Zequenz journals, and I like varying colors and thicknesses for effect or emphasis). Anyway, the barrel colors help me to keep track.\n\nAll in all, a very nice pen for a very nice price!","Product: Passport Size Refil;Imported Japan\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Really Nice, Simple Utility for My Midori \"System\"\n\nReview: IF you're a Midori (or fauxdori) user then all this makes sense. If you're not, skip even looking here.\n\nBut IF you are, then you have bought into the whole \"progressive\" world of the Midori journal keeping process. I say \"progressive\" because it IS, for me at least, a progression of different items for different purposes. First I bought the folder with the leather cover, THEN I bought the first add-on journal booklet, then another journal booklet, then the bands to tie it all in a little better, then another a final booklet to replace the first INITIAL booklet they give you when you buy it in the first place b/c I thought the paper for that one was a little too flimsy, etc, etc....\n\nNO, I'm not crazy, I'm just hooked into the Midori world. and I have done it as inexpensively as I can by buying competitor's products for a fraction of the original Midori price. All of this because, for me, I love the fact that I am constructing a journal \"system\" just for me. A personal journal.\n\nALL RIGHT, on to this particular item. I wanted it because I did run into a couple of things I wanted to add, as many of you have or will. YES, you can probably construct one of these (YouTube has videos of How To's on all of this) but I just wanted to buy it and get it done with. Buying all of this stuff at once is a big hit, but getting one product this month, another at another time -- it's not such a big deal that way.\n\nFor this Craft File I bought the Midori product, and I have to say I'm very happy with it. I had a couple of items I wanted to include (a graph backing sheet so I could use it under the blank paper when I thought neatness really counted, a little list of things I don't want to forget) got them all laminated, and voila! The items fit right into the Craft system with no muss, no fuss. They're always there, never lost, and easy to pull out and use at a moment's notice.\n\nThe folder is well constructed, fits beautifully with practically NO thinking about adding it in with a minimum of thought process. It just slid right in and I needed no extra banding or anything. VERY easy.\n\nUnfortunately, the Passport size is just a little too small to include things I also wanted (like a small ruler, for instance) but that certainly isn't the fault of the craft folder.\n\nAll in all, a terrific little addition to my system, and I'm extremely glad I've gone Full-On Midori.","Product: Designed in Germany this Orange Pocket sized notebook by Leuchtturm 1917 measures 3.55 by 5.95 inches and contains 185 numbered pages of bleed-proof, acid free dotted paper. Made with the highest quality materials and an easy to wash hard cover, each book is thread bound and opens flat for easy note taking. Additional features include a blank table of contents, stickers for labeling and archiving, 8 perforated, detachable sheets, expandable inner pocket and page marker.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dots Are the Way To Go!\n\nReview: For such tiny little things, dots sure make a big difference.\n\nI'm a die-hard notebook-er, and I have been anxious to use this little book for quite some time. And the wait was worth it.\n\nRunning 17 across by 28 lengthwise -- for a total of 476 -- these tiny spots are almost invisible, which is exactly what you want them to be. Whether you write across, up or down, or diagonally, whether you draw freehand or even use a ruler, these teeny specks provide a very appreciated guide for your work, making it easy to stay even and measured as you go along.\n\nThe really nice thing is how close to \"invisible\" they are: when you glance at a page, they almost appear not to be there. And once you write on a page --especially if you use a nice dark pen, like I do -- they really recede into virtual nothingness, making it appear that you are just uncannily organized.\n\nBut don't forget the other great feature: the heavy-stock paper is high-quality and practically impervious to bleeding ink from one side to the other. I use black as well as gel pens, and unless I hold it up to the light I cannot see what is written on the other side.\n\nAdditional \"points\" I like:\n\n1. The book starts with 2 blank pages (or one \"sheet\"), then 3 lined pages for a Table of Contents, a blank page, 185 dotted pages, and one final blank one, for a total of 192 pages in all. All -- whether they are lined or not -- are imprinted in light grey.\n\n2. The DOTTED pages are NUMBERED, which is really nice and helps you keep tabs for your Table of Contents.\n\n3. An elastic band to keep the book closed when you want to.\n\n4. A sheet of peal-able stickers upon which you can write your name or label your books, whether on the front, back, or on the binding.\n\n5. A pocket in the back for holding slim sheets.\n\nAbout the only things I could see as improvements would be giving us a choice of having an even thicker book. The Zequenz I use has 400 pages, which is great for those who think part of the beauty of these little books is that they will stick around twice as long, making replacing them occur HALF as often.\n\nAll in all, though, this is one TERRIFIC notebook, and about as good as they get.","Product: My Store is The goods of High quality and popular Japan are selected carefully and it sells with reasonable set pricing. Since many inexpensive sets are sold, please search by \"Value set\".\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A refill that has clarity but is still not a bulky, broad tip -- at a good price\n\nReview: I'm really very pleased with the UniBall Jetstream: it's a roller ball pen -- a product that I love -- and it writes beautifully: it produces a nice, even line with no smearing or interruption. For some reason this has been a difficult refill to find, and I'm glad that Amazon has it.\n\nI like the .7 mm size because (like Goldilocks) I am frequently displeased by the extreme thinness of the .5 or the heavy fullness of the 1.0. The .7 is a nice alternative, allowing the ink to still show the fine traits of a narrow tip, but still produce a writing line that has clarity and definition. I frequently feel the very fine points are just too wispy and minimal.\n\nAnyway, a great refill at a really good price Nice job, Amazon!","Product: Perfect for school or office. This elegant, flexible stainless steel six inch ruler is easy to use as drawing straight edge or measuring device. Has both metric and conventional inch etched markings. Cork backing prevents slipping and scratching. Comes in silver color.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Good Ruler...Exactly What It Looks Like\n\nReview: A great little ruler; not much to warrant a large review, except to say that mine arrived as pictured, has the cork backing and the hole punched in it on one side to make it easy to hang. The markings are clear and easy to read, and (using as my bearing the company name) on the TOP side the first inch has markings to the 1/32 of an inch, the other five have markings of 1/16\". On the BOTTOM side (which correctly becomes the TOP when turned upside down) the markings read to the centimeter.\n\nThe ruler is slightly curved at the corners to avoid jabbing, but all the edges are a little \"sharp\" but not exceedingly so. The cork backing is convenient and allows the ruler to stay in place while tracing or measuring. Since it is stainless steel it should stay looking good for years to come.\n\nThe product is made in China.","Product: Make this the last ruler you'll ever need to buy. This stainless ruler has a conversion table on the back. Stainless steel will last a lifetime, and won't get pitted and worn on the edge like plastic rulers. Includes both standard and metric measurement units. Perfect for school, home & office.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Ruler that Seems Well Thought Out\n\nReview: There isn't much that one can say about a ruler, but I'll take a shot:\n\nFirst, it's metal (stainless steel), so it can be used with things like an Xacto knife without harming it, and it can be used for years without any degradation...that is, without anything cutting away or denting the edging.\n\nWhile I prefer rulers with cork backing, someone stressed that cork can be a problem with cooking, as it soaks up the blood from meat, or other solutions, so that makes it understandable to NOT use it.\n\nWhat it DOES have on the back is a useful conversion table from inches to millimeters with every possible equivalency from full inches to sixty-fourths of an inch. On its face -- that is, the actual ruler itself -- there is one scale with centimeters and millimeters, and another with inches broken down into 8ths, 16ths, 32nds, and 64ths. It's a helpful guide, though anyone with a computer could simply figure their problem out with the calculator.\n\nAnyway, that's about it!","Product: This is a refill for the amazing Midori Traveler's Notebook, the PASSPORT size. This is Midori's finest paper. 80 pages of it, graph.\n\nEach page has 32 lines. The ruling space is 6.5mm.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I'm now a Midori Man!\n\nReview: I was a Moleskine user, then a series of others (including Leuchtturm) but I'm now converted to Midori. I love the fact that one can personalize it, using all sorts of varieties of books, folders, pockets, stickers, etc.. And the cover can be used over and over again, as can other items having to do with the system.\n\nAs to this particular booklet, I can only find a couple of faults.\n\nFirst, the graph paper is not a very heavy stock. I'm not sure how one relates this: is it paper weight? Don't get me wrong: the booklet is pleasant and I like it, but it CAN allow a heavier ink show through. Unfortunately, I like bold rollerballs and gels, and I can't probably expect a paper to outlast ALL pens, but I've heard some people say that fountain pens and rollerballs do NOT show through, but they DO. I've tried to use colors in my books for a while, but now I'm switching to pencils for color for just that reason.\n\nIve included a page and its reverse side to show how the rollerball bleeds through (also on display is my steampunk pen given to me by a great friend). As you can see, the rollerball print can clearly be seen through the pagewhats inside the pen is a Parker .7 refill: a dark pen, but not a typical bleeder like, say, a fountain pen.\n\nHeres the final problem, and I fully admit that Im a bit wishy-washy concerning it: the fact that each and every page is perforated. While Im not fully in favor of pages being so susceptible to weakness that is, that each and every page can be torn so easily if one is to flip through them a bit quickly. I worry that if my pages weaken the more they are used or reviewed they might actually tear easily. My hands often shake (Im old) and I worry about such things.\n\nOn the other hand, however, heres the other side: I kind of like that Midori takes a less-than-sacred attitude about their product. That they create a journal that is meant to be written in by people who tend to KEEP things, yet make the pages tear-able: well: I kind of like that, too.\n\nAnyway, thats only a problem for those who think its a problem. I simply place it out there for you to consider. Does it suit your needs that these pages tear out? Or does it concern you?\n\nNote, also, that there are Fauxdori books, too: books that mimic the immensely popular Midori and sell their products either cheaper, with different features (I bought a DOTTED booklet from a very nice company called ETSY) and you may wish to investigate some of them, too. It's hard to beat the low prices though, at which many of the Midori inserts are already selling.\n\nNOTE: I received this product in exchange for a fair and honest product review which this is.","Product: This de-icer installs easily in minutes in all Rubbermaid stock tanks. With its thermostatic control, it operates only when necessary. As a drain plug heater, it remains unnoticed by livestock with no cord in the water. The de-icer is safe for plastic tanks and carries a one year limited warranty.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: I'd Give It 5 Stars Except for TWO Things\n\nReview: I have used competitors' tank heaters, and this Farm Innovators Drain Plug De-Icer compares very well. I have two positives, and two negatives.\n\nPOSITIVES:\n1. It really works well, just like they say it will. It heats only when the temperature dips and it does so consistently and without a hitch.\n2. Its low design -- that is, the way it dips toward the base of the tank -- is great when it comes to resisting the damage an inquisitive or playful horse or other animal might do by putting her (in my case) foot in the tank. Other heaters got damaged and bent, but not this one. Kudos!\n\nNEGATIVES:\n1. Its cost...COME ON! This is an unrealistic price, and is at least $10 too high. I bought it because I had no choice (at the time I ordered it, I had only this option at Amazon due to outages), but I will resist buying it again until the price is competitive.\n2. Like its competitors, the rubber portion that sticks out of the tub -- the threaded portion -- is PLASTIC. That's a problem. After using it a couple of winters (putting it in and removing it, and occasional re-threading that might occur to re-orient it if an animal does manage to hit it and cause some leaking) the plastic threads tend to break down. If you should tighten it a little too much, or if the weather is particularly nasty, THE THREADING STRIPS WAY TOO EASILY. This part SHOULD BE METAL! It's a problem with this brand AND its competitors.\n\nAll in all, a good heater, and I'll buy another WHEN THE PRICE DROPS.","Product: Little Giant 11 Lbs Plastic Hanging Poultry Feeder PHF11\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Nice Durable Feeder\n\nReview: This is a lightweight but solid feeling plastic hanging feeder. I've only had it a couple of weeks, but it's doing very well and is making my daily work a lot easier.\n\nI say this because a nice hanging feeder not only gets the feeder off the ground--cutting out the constant yuk they continually like to drag into it--but it also allows you to put out a decent amount of feed, limiting the back-and-forth trips you have to make every day. (NOTE: Don't put in too much...in the warmer months infrequent cleanings of ANY animal feeder will invite insects. You absolutely have to clean poultry products regularly.) But this is a very easy-to-clean product, and it does allow you to put in enough to last until the following morning.\n\nIt also permits you to set the height of the white plastic tube, allowing a lot to come out of the reservoir or a little. This is simple to set and you'll soon find the right amount for your hungry little boys and girls.\n\nI also purchase the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Little-Giant-3-Gallon-Plastic-Poultry-Fountain-PPF3/dp/B000HHFA92/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Little Giant 3 Gallon Plastic Poultry Fountain PPF3</a> and am very pleased with it.","Product: DURA FORK HEAD ONLY - Red\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good Fork, But Too $$$ for Just the Head\n\nReview: At this writing, the Dura Fork is selling for over $18, and that's just plain too rich for my tastes.\n\nI like ordering the fork heads, as they are the portion of the implement that suffers the most from daily cleaning use. You should always have a couple lying around nearby as potential replacements; you do NOT want to have to run up to the house, order one, wait around til it arrives, and THEN clean the stall. Heck, even if you're just using it for mulch they still are vital.\n\nAnd this IS a good brand of fork. I clean horse stalls, and having a sturdy 20+ tine fork is the best tool to have around. And Dura Fork makes a good, durable fork.\n\nBut $18 for just the head? Too much. A good price is $11 - 12, even as high as $14, but that's really pushing it. Not $18.\n\nShop around.","Product: Between the carpool and the couch cushions, youre the CEO of the home front. Take care of your family and take care of business, no matter where household pests rear their ugly heads. Show bugs whos boss with Hot Shot insecticides. Theyre your weapon of choice, giving you the clear advantage within your walls and at the bank. Save the day. Hot Shot MaxAttrax Ant Bait provides relief from even tough ant problems. Use indoors, outdoors or anywhere ants are a problem to kill the queen and destroy the colony. These child-resistant bait stations start killing in hours and continue killing up to 6 months indoors. Use near walls, in closets and cabinets and under sinks and refrigerators. Just place one bait station along each ant trail. Heavily infested areas may require two or more bait stations for effective control. For continued control, replace baits every six months indoors (every three months for outdoor use) or sooner if infestation is heavy or bait stations are empty. When creepy bugs attempt to pass, save the day with Hot Shot insecticides.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Two Weeks Later...Just as Ants-y\n\nReview: I'm not impressed...I'm giving it two stars because, I don't know, maybe there's the TINIEST reduction. But I still have ants invading in my boxed food (and believe me, I'm putting cereal in gallon-sized Ziploc bags, etc.), and I'm just not at all aware of any real difference. We've followed the instructions, and I keep a clean household--dishes done regularly, nothing moist or sweet or crunchy or otherwise left out within any zone I've seen ants, etc.\n\nI've waited a couple of weeks to write this, and I just expected to see SOME reduction, and this comes with spraying outside anywhere I've seen ants concentrate. I'm just not at all happy with the product, and I don't think it works.","Product: Between the carpool and the couch cushions, youre the CEO of the home front. Take care of your family and take care of business, no matter where household pests rear their ugly heads. Show bugs whos boss with Hot Shot insecticides. Theyre your weapon of choice, giving you the clear advantage within your walls and at the bank. Save the day. Hot Shot MaxAttrax Ant Bait provides relief from even tough ant problems. Use indoors, outdoors or anywhere ants are a problem to kill the queen and destroy the colony. These child-resistant bait stations start killing in hours and continue killing up to 6 months indoors. Use near walls, in closets and cabinets and under sinks and refrigerators. Just place one bait station along each ant trail. Heavily infested areas may require two or more bait stations for effective control. For continued control, replace baits every six months indoors (every three months for outdoor use) or sooner if infestation is heavy or bait stations are empty. When creepy bugs attempt to pass, save the day with Hot Shot insecticides.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Two Weeks Later...Just as Ants-y\n\nReview: I'm not impressed...I'm giving it two stars because, I don't know, maybe there's the TINIEST reduction. But I still have ants invading in my boxed food (and believe me, I'm putting cereal in gallon-sized Ziploc bags, etc.), and I'm just not at all aware of any real difference. We've followed the instructions, and I keep a clean household--dishes done regularly, nothing moist or sweet or crunchy or otherwise left out within any zone I've seen ants, etc.\n\nI've waited a couple of weeks to write this, and I just expected to see SOME reduction, and this comes with spraying outside anywhere I've seen ants concentrate. I'm just not at all happy with the product, and I don't think it works.","Product: Why spend a fortune hiring a lawn service to aerate your lawn when you can do it yourself with these Ohuhu One-size-fits-all Lawn Aerator Shoes? Attach spikes to molded plastic base, strap onto your shoes, and take a walk on your lawn! Our lawn aerators have twenty-six 2\" steel spikes which create open-air passages down into the lawn to allow air, water and nutrients to reach the roots for a healthier lawn.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A nice place to hide away those diamonds on the soles of your shoes\n\nReview: This is exactly what it appears to be: a well-made organizer that lies flat against the door and allows the user to place within it 12 pairs of shoes. (I don't think there are shoes thin enough that would allow two to be placed within one slot).\n\nThe organizer comes with the equipment that will easily allow its user to hang it over the door, and the device simply hangs there -- which,of course, is exactly what it's supposed to do. It's made of a sturdy yet breathable material, and it seems well made: the stitching is quite capably done, and the whole apparatus has the feel of something that should last a good while.\n\nYou know, there is nothing that demands it be used for shoes, either. It does make so much sense, though, that it cover a nice closet door and therefore make use of a space in your closet as yet unused. But it is possible, I suppose, to put all sorts of things in them: hobby and craft equipment; knick-knacky kind of stuff you weren't sure what to make of; belts and other accessories; and so on. But the breathability of the material lends itself to letting your shoes air themselves out (as long, I guess, as you leave your closet door open). Your choice.\n\nNOTE: I was sent this product in exchange for an honest review ... which this is.","Product: Specifications: Material: Brass+Plastic Dimension: 80*64*53mm/3.1*2.5*2.1Inch Weight: 210g/7.4oz Valve: Ball Valve Norm: G3/4\" Hose Fitting Application: Garden; Irrigation Package: 8*6.4*4.8cm\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great Brass Product When Plastic Just Won't Do\n\nReview: Owning a small farm, I have grown to appreciate having certain things which, when needed, live up to their potential. Sure, its nice to find a plastic product every so often and benefit from its inexpensive quality, but I often find that there are those products which just DO NOT hold up when made from plastic. This is a great example.\n\nThis kind of a hose connector MUST hold the hose tightly and at the same time deliver the necessary amount of water. Yet time and again those plastic connectors lose their threads or the on/off function gives way or any number of other problems occur, and whatever you THINK you saved comes up and bites you on the butt.\n\nBRASS WORKS. It may cost a little more at the onset, but it is SO worth it.\n\nThis Y connector is a quality product. Ive used it for a couple of weeks now, and I find that it holds up extremely well.\n\nAnd yes, the connector uses plastic parts, but they are only buffering the actual metal part beneath it: the switches have a softer plastic covering them so that the metal doesnt cut into your finger, and likewise the plastic ring around the central connector that meets up with the faucet does much the same.\n\nIm impressed with this Y connector, and recommend it strongly.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied with this product free of charge with the sole stipulation that I provide an unbiased review, which this is.","Product: Jolly Pets 4.5-Inch Tug-n-Toss, Purple\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for My Corgi\n\nReview: I can see why larger dogs would go through this quickly, but it's holding its own with our Corgi...SO FAR. (Please read my final paragraph).\n\nAbbey's very tough on rubber products and loves to fetch, so we thought this would be perfect. We had some trepidation since it's obviously made for small dogs, which she is (she's about 25 pounds) BUT as the old saying goes, Corgis are big dogs in small bodies. Corgis are VERY tough on products, so I had my doubts about this toy lasting any amount of time.\n\nBut we got her this size and it's perfect. She really attacks it when she fetches it, and she's definitely gnawed on it with no overt damage as of yet. It seems pretty tough.\n\nOne of the things I like about the ball is that it's light enough for her to carry, and not so tall that it drags across the ground when she carries it back to us. It really is the perfect size for her. It also has a nice color, which aids us in noticing it when and if our grass gets high before we cut it.\n\nI still believe the ball may not make it past a year or so...if I were to leave her with it she WOULD probably tear it up pretty quickly. But I'm going to treat it as a toy that she only gets to play with a certain amount of the time, and that my lengthen its life. We'll see...I'll edit this piece either way.","Product: The Vision Large Bird Cage #L01 is a suitable cage for budgies, canaries, lovebirds and finches. It provides your bird with lots of room to move around and Vision makes it easy for you to take care of your bird. Bird movements cause air currents, which flow outwards, and in the case of most standard bird cages these air currents eject waste and seed debris outside of the cage and onto the floor. With Vision Cages, the combination of the debris guard, the deep base and the placement of the seed/water cups helps combat air currents to keep the majority of the waste and debris inside the cage. This reduces the amount of mess and time-consuming clean ups, leaving you more time to enjoy your pet. The Vision Large Bird Cage is a great home for your new bird.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great, Low Price Cage\n\nReview: As I write this, Amazon is putting this cage on a sale...it's a great deal.\n\nIt's a $140 list price cage, selling for $96. (And if you have Prime, like I do, shipping is free!) If you have small bird--finches, say, or canaries--it's a good size cage for them to fly around, to socialize, to exercise, to gather, to separate off.\n\nIt has a nice feature, too, of having a relatively clear plastic wall around the base of the cage to make sure the detritus that birds tend to shed so rapidly stays within the cage. It's a clever adaptation, and it really keeps your pet area clean.\n\nI wasn't overly happy that at the ends -- the sides -- there are little plastic \"doors\" and little plastic latches, enabling the pet owner to access the water on one side and the food on the other. It worries me that the plastic -- a relatively weak medium -- will eventually break down.\n\nBut so far, so good. The little finches I own (four of them) have really enjoyed their home, and I'm very pleased with the cage. If I learn otherwise, I'll post it here. But so far -- after six months -- all is well.","Product: The Vision Large Bird Cage #L01 is a suitable cage for budgies, canaries, lovebirds and finches. It provides your bird with lots of room to move around and Vision makes it easy for you to take care of your bird. Bird movements cause air currents, which flow outwards, and in the case of most standard bird cages these air currents eject waste and seed debris outside of the cage and onto the floor. With Vision Cages, the combination of the debris guard, the deep base and the placement of the seed/water cups helps combat air currents to keep the majority of the waste and debris inside the cage. This reduces the amount of mess and time-consuming clean ups, leaving you more time to enjoy your pet. The Vision Large Bird Cage is a great home for your new bird.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great, Low Price Cage\n\nReview: As I write this, Amazon is putting this cage on a sale...it's a great deal.\n\nIt's a $140 list price cage, selling for $96. (And if you have Prime, like I do, shipping is free!) If you have small bird--finches, say, or canaries--it's a good size cage for them to fly around, to socialize, to exercise, to gather, to separate off.\n\nIt has a nice feature, too, of having a relatively clear plastic wall around the base of the cage to make sure the detritus that birds tend to shed so rapidly stays within the cage. It's a clever adaptation, and it really keeps your pet area clean.\n\nI wasn't overly happy that at the ends -- the sides -- there are little plastic \"doors\" and little plastic latches, enabling the pet owner to access the water on one side and the food on the other. It worries me that the plastic -- a relatively weak medium -- will eventually break down.\n\nBut so far, so good. The little finches I own (four of them) have really enjoyed their home, and I'm very pleased with the cage. If I learn otherwise, I'll post it here. But so far -- after six months -- all is well.","Product: Kaytee Forti-Diet Pro Health is a Seed-Based Blend of Fresh, Palatable Seeds, Grains and Fortified Supplements that provides the essential nutrients your pet needs for a long, healthy life. With DHA Omega-3 - Supports Heart, Brain and Visual Functions Rich in Natural Antioxidants - For general health and immune support Probiotics and Prebiotics -Natural ingredients that aid in digestive health Naturally Preserved - For ideal freshness Enhances feathers and coloring.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: In Their Own Way, They Tell Me They Love It!\n\nReview: Like the title to this review says, my four little finches endorse this product highly...the way they tear through it, they have to love it.\n\nI also like that it's reasonably priced. (I don't think my finches care about that!)\n\nAbout the only thing I could suggest for an improvement would be a better bag: I always screw it up: I tear too far down the side toan then realize there is no zipper there, or I cut EXACTLY WHERE THE DOTTED LINE TELLS ME TO and there is no room for me to grip the sides to force them apart.\n\nOther than the zipper, I'm very pleased with the Kaytee Forti Diet etc. etc. food. Whatever you're doing, keep it up. (Except the zipper...please work on that.)","Product: Stuffing Free Lil' Squeak Monkey by Petstages has tons of fun without the mess! Two separate squeak chambers keep squeaking when punctured, so your pup can have hours of safe, squeaky fun! Plus, theres no stuffing, which means no mess. The Stuffing Free Lil' Squeak Monkey by Petstages is ideal for your small sized dog.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very nice, with a minimum of things that can be ripped off and choked upon\n\nReview: I have small dogs (Corgis), and they are fierce little girls when it comes to playtime. While buying little dolls is fun and I love bringing each new one home to my delighted doggies, I despair of them biting off parts of them and choking on them: plastic eyes, feet or arms, hair, octopus legs, etc...\n\nThis one is rather straightforward, and held up better than most. I'm convinced my little Abbey could tear the stuffing out of a bowling ball, this one did last for a while. And there were no missing parts that caused any worries for me.\n\nI will give this warning: if your dog likes to play tug of war with you, and lunges back for the item that she occasionally lets go of, this little doll is just long enough for you to be assured you will be bitten when that occurs. Do be careful. I've got hands that look like a NFL defensive lineman's because of that.\n\nOtherwise, a nice little toy.","Product: Tuffy toys are the most durable dog toys on the market! With up to 4 layers of material, our toys are bonded and sewn together for added durability. Most dog toys have just one seam to hold the toy together. Tuffy toys can have up to 7 rows of stitching. Most Tuffy toys include an additional piece of black trim which protects the outside seam and makes the toy even stronger. Our toys are built to last, but keep in mind that no toy is &indestructible;. Tuffy toys are designed to be used for interactive play and are not chew toys. Please be a responsible dog owner and only allow your dog to play with the toy under supervision. Do not allow your pet to ingest any portion of the toy. We strive to make our toys the strongest and safest on the market. As loving dog owners, we only want the best toys for our dogs and yours!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Not that Tough at All\n\nReview: I have a Corgi (well, I have three, but only one chews on this one toy), and this is sitting on our floor AGAIN, stuffing outside the body.\n\nI've ALREADY re-sewn it once, so some credit must go to our dog, but this did not last any longer than other toys. I'd give all the credit to the dog, but it's always split along the seams, where the stitching is. It's just not that well made.\n\nWhy such a low rating? I think that if a toy really builds itself up on one particular trait, and that trait fails, so does the atoy.\n\nIn fact, I gave it a 2 instead of a 1 because it's pretty to look at...in our garbage pail.","Product: All in ONE Superbond technology bonds to plastic, laminate, wood, and metal to name a few. Supermaxx All-in-One offers the maximum in rust protection with No Sanding required!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: \"Vital\" Instructions Are Practically Unreadable, and Their Customer Service Is Quite Rude\n\nReview: I will not be buying this product by Krylon, and I am angry enough to not only avoid their products altogether, but to tell as many people as I can how rudely I was treated by their product spokesperson.\n\nThe problem occurred on the day after the first coat was applied to a ceramic lamp's body, the paint cracked so badly that it made the lamp I'd been carefully working on look like the side of an old barn weathered by decades. When I called the product's number, the spokesperson told me I had applied the paint outside of \"the window,\" to use her term -- one in fact not used on the back of the product. She said the second coat had to be applied within minutes, or after two days had passed. When I complained that I did not know of such a rule, she told me it was plainly printed on the back of the product. (I've included a photo of that label. Can you read it?)\n\nWhen I complained that these instructions were almost impossible to see, she pointed out that, regardless, I had not followed them and was therefore at fault.\n\n\"I'm sorry that you can't read them,\" she replied abruptly. \"We only have a limited space on the back of the can.\"\n\nI told her there was ample room to enlarge the print, as one can see on the bottom of the can. She said that this was not her decision and this did not make the instructions less important. When I pointed out that if such a rule is so important, they could have printed it in bold, italic, or in a different color, she simply repeated that problem was mine. \"Your inability to read them does not mean they're not important,\" she said. \"We expect you to read all of our instructions before starting.\"\n\nIs there anyone else who feels that making instructions be sensibly readable is an obligation of the manufacturers? Though I did not make this argument at the time, I feel that printing in a type so small that it is almost impossible to read -- ESPECIALLY to those who are seniors, as I am -- borders on discriminatory practice?\n\nRegardless, as she never asked what particular product I used (such as gloss, semi-gloss, etc, AND paint color) I think I will take some time to register my anger at this company's treatment of me by repeating this review across those parameters. I have never done so with my reviews, but I am simply THAT mad.","Product: Raqpak Reflective Cord 100m Long Tent Guy line Rope with Carry Pouch\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A great all-purpose cord that has a million uses\n\nReview: My first reaction to the Raqpak Reflective Cord came as I took it out of the bag and I saw the striking yellow color and reflective propertiesthis rope really looks cool.\n\nMy second reaction was one of relative amazement as it came completely out of the bag: it was really compact, measuring lengthwise about the size of my outstretched hand, and its bundled thickness was a close to the size of my fist.\n\nBut I became hooked if youll pardon the pun, when I began using it on little projects outside the house: I strung it up on our old clothesline to see how it held weight over a distance of 25 feet. To test this, about two days ago I tied one end of the old clothesline T (that was still up, obviously), pulled it over the opposite end and pulled tight and anchored it. There was almost no feeling of stretching once it reached its maximum length, and I took that as a good sign: you don't want tent lines, say, to stretch.\n\nAnyway, it was fine for clothes I took some items out on hangers and it held up well. For a thin cord it had a great tensile strength and showed no signs of breaking. Additionally, the terrific \"reflectivity\" of the strands makes the cords really show up when I went into the yard at night: Whereas I frequently scalp myself (there are some areas in the yard where the clothesline is at right about high forehead height, which is hilarious to my much shorter wife and children. Well, the jokes on them now, because Ill always see the cord ahead of time (unless Im wearing my darn ball cap, like last night, and the bill obscures itOUCH! No fault of the rope there.)\n\nI also cut a few lengths of it and used them to tie up wood bundles and they held greatthe bundles were about the size of the ones you see at grocery stores and held about six forearm-length wood sections. With these little bundles you have to use two strings on each bundle, as the wood would shift too much with only one string. It held great.\n\nThe great thing about this cord is how brightly it reflects: you can see this at night REALLY easily as long as there is a light source somewhere nearby so it can reflect. This makes it super intelligent to use as say, tent cords, as any late night trips that usually end with someone tripping over them. The danger in falling is not only the tripping over the string, but also the persons possible landing into one of the pegs pounded into the groundsome of those pegs are metal and can cut the person falling on them. My sister needed stitches one summer because of them.\n\nWhile the cord is really thin about the width of shoelaces it is really strong. The company says it has a 360-pound break strength, and I can believe it. As I said before, I think this is probably a terrific cord for small tasks where string is NOT an option and you don't need full ropes. As it is VERY light the whole 100 foot cord runs in the area of five ounces, counting the bag it comes in and this makes it extremely wise for camping. It adds almost no weight to your camping gear.\n\nThis is an excellent cord to have around for all sorts of reasons. Now that I own it I know that if I were ever to go camping again I would HAVE TO take this cord.. i could be either cut ahead of time to make putting up a tent ahead of time, or it could simply be brought along to help with any number of uses on an outing: bundling items, setting traps, clothesline, hanging up food to keep it free from pests, shoelaces, lashing down gear and so on.\n\nNOTE: I was supplied with this product free of charge with the sole stipulation that I provide an unbiased review, which this is.","Product: Book by Coelho, Paulo\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good book, but I think the ending is a betrayal\n\nReview: As I write this I realize that I am talking about a modern classic, one that I must admit I did enjoy reading overall. But that said, I simply didn't find this book to be as moving a book as I thought I would.\n\nThe novel tells a simple though interesting tale about a boys attempts to search for a treasure revealed to him in multiple dreams. Along the way he encounters many people and situations that enable him to learn and grow spiritually, aided by either his clever and inquisitive mind or the guidance of others who effectively serve as mentors.\n\nFor the most part, I did like THE ALCHEMIST. I enjoyed the simple style of writing and the stripped-down nature of the tale. We don't get into the five senses kind of environmental description Coelhos tale is more of a parable at its heart, and in fact is a story OF the heart and of the mind. I also admired the central character as well: Santiago is not only aptly named, but he is a likable boy full of pleasant good will and a gentle disposition, ready to work and clever when it comes to the things one must do to succeed. He is also brave, and remains positive whether things are going well or they are not, choosing to do the best he can at whatever hand he is dealt by life.\n\nHere, however, comes the problem. While I felt that the book worked for a good deal of the story, it weakened a bit toward the end. Part of it was the storys mumbo-jumbo manner of religiosity; while I understood the authors decision to tackle his subject in this simple, unadorned manner, it didn't hold up at times. Certainly, the notion that there is a hidden one-ness at the heart of all matter is a notion that works well through a simplistic style, a la the clean, stripped-down beliefs at the heart of innocents or the way we conceptualize the purity of, say, the Native Americans culture when it came to nature. But when the boy began addressing the wind and other elements (a point Ill get to further in a moment), it really broke down for me. It stretched credulity, reducing Nature to a kind of repertory theater. I will speak further on this scene in a second.\n\nHERE I ONE ASPECT THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED A SPOILER SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH.\nWhat I particularly disliked about THE ALCHEMIST is that I felt it broke its own rules. Again, Im discussing the ending here, so beware. It bothered me that the ending should have been a point when the boys budding spirituality took its hold upon the lad. I ask: why would a person who is in essence learning so much about what really matters about life still keep seeking money? His interest in gold is not the same as the alchemists interest in it: the elder character is a man who can manipulate the elements in a near-magical manner, a process he leaves the boy to discover for himself (like when he fact almost comically abandons him to magically make like the wind for men who will otherwise kill him comical because once the alchemist places the boy IN the situation, he simply goes off to play with his birds. And one more thing: while the twist at the end was clever, it disappointed me for two reasons: the first, for point I made above, but the second is trickier. The boy learns that the truth the material treasure HE sought is NOT there; it is, he learns, where the OTHER character says it is. Clever, sure but is the author telling us the other characters information is more true? Why is that? Was it that the other boy was favored? OR, which is probably more true, is it because whatever force it is that imparts such wisdom does so knowing that one boy WILL follow his heart and the other wont. Think: if the other boy does follow his quest then Santiagos info is going to be wrong. But IF things are meant to work out the way they actually do, then is Coelho indeed telling us that these actions were predetermined? This sends, I think, the opposite message the author wants to send.\n\nTHE ALCHEMIST is a book that people will enjoy for its simple values, and the tale of this young boys spiritual quest has satisfied many. While I too enjoyed it and liked the boy, I ultimately felt a bit disappointed in what I felt to be a contrived ending. Though I initially liked the twist at the end, the story could have ended on that exact moment and left me happier. As it is, I felt the final portion of the boys quest betrayed his AND the authors intentions, which hurt the novel for me.","Product: 1st trade edition paperback, new\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I love this book!\n\nReview: All right, I admit it at the start...I'm a big fan. This is the second installment of Stephen Hunt's slam bam steampunk/adventure series, and now I can't wait for <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Rise-of-the-Iron-Moon/dp/B005Q5S7AY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Rise of the Iron Moon</a>'s American release.\n\nThe novels are character-driven adventures set in an imaginary world whose center is the nation of Jackals, a nation not unlike England. Because this is steampunk, Jackals is a coal-driven quasi-Charles Dickens era society of floating airships and gas lamps--a modern, but not too modern, society. The heroes are at once likeable and sympathetic, be they children with hidden bloodlines or strong men with anvils for hands or eccentric mechanical steammen or orphans with exoskeletons. Both novels are set in motion almost immediately--in the manner of an Indiana Jones movie--and what follows is a rich mixture of political intrigue, dark magic, and reprehensible rogues. There is almost no down time in either book--they propel themselves with the force of a steamroller until the final pages.\n\nIf there are any complaints leveled at Hunt's works, it's that he can be VERY ambitious. I thought that the climax of his first book, <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Court-of-the-Air/dp/0765360225/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Court of the Air</a> was maybe too big, too spectacular. It had as many plot threads as a Tom Clancy novel, and when you marry that with a whole new planet of cultures, characters, and conflicts, it can and did get pretty hairy. But \"The Kingdom Beyond the Waves\" is much tighter, from start to finish. There is no shortage of action...it's rare to have a dozen pages slip by without a big revelation or a reversal of fortune, but the story is always gripping and credible--a heady task, given that earth quake-like forces can propel whole cities into the upper atmosphere: three-eyed reptiles can talk and fly; and...well, you get the picture.\n\nIn short: disgraced professor Amelia Harsh has just about given up on her father's quest--finding the ancient lost civilization of Camlantis--when a rich benefactor appears: Abraham Quest, the man who drove her father to ruin. As her options are limited, she gathers a crew composed of convicted slave traders and steroidally enhanced female soldiers and they board a refitted u-boat to sneak up the Shedarkshe river into the Daggish territory, a brutal jungle where all intruders run the risk of being forcibly assimilated into an animal-plant hive called the Greenmesh. On the way she must deal with a saboteur, a mutinous crew, and a growing awareness that secrets have been kept from her, and the true purpose of her expedition will not only endanger her life, but the lives and destiny of her entire world.\n\nIf you can't tell, Hunt's imagination is almost limitless, and there is no end of intrigue and plot twists throughout. And it's FUN to read...in fact, I had to keep telling myself to slow down, to savor. I like how he spreads it around, too: his female characters are every bit the equal of the males, and it is a mark of a gifted writer that even mechanical men are gIven as much personality and backstory as the flesh-and-blood ones. And this, I think, is Hunt's greatest strength: he has created a world that, two novels in, shows no signs of diminishment. He has so much going on in his first two novels that what I understand might be a six-book series seems entirely possible.\n\nA note: while \"The Kingdom Beyond the Waves\" is a stand-alone novel, it helps to have read <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Court-of-the-Air/dp/0765360225/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Court of the Air</a> beforehand. I love these books so much that I'm actually constructing a glossary of the unusual terms and phrases that might help readers a bit--it's about the only thing I thought was missing from these big, wonderful books...and I'd be happy to share it with anyone who wants it, or would like to contribute to it.","Product: Brian Dorsey is a retired Naval Officer and is currently a Nuclear Test Engineer for a Naval Shipyard. When not spending time with his family, Brian enjoys reading and researching US and Native American history, watching good TV shows or films (anything by Joss Whedon), hunting, teaching the occasional history class, or working on his next writing project.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: GATEWAY charges ahead full-thrusters, and raring to go\n\nReview: One thing is for sure: Brian Dorsey has all the right kismet for this book: his site says he is a retired naval officer and currently an instructor for the Department of the Navy. Hes memorably illustrated his own cover. And he writes at the onset of his book that hes dedicated a portion of GATEWAYs early profits to the memory of a two dear family friends who not only lost a father to the Afghan war but a son to cancer as well. Its hard to find fault with these motivations.\n\nTo be sure, in GATEWAY, author Dorsey has put together a saber-rattling adventure that takes his characters on a journey across the silent realms of space to dangerous alien worlds to wage almost constant battle once the book finds its feetyet Major Tyler Lucius Stones most deadly confrontations are most often experienced in the bureaucracy of, in his own words, endless inspections, glad-handing and political niceties. Theres probably not a military man (or woman) worth his rank who doesnt feel at least some kinship there.\n\nBut, even as much as he hates being given administrative tasks, Major Stones abhorrence of political ceremonies and elite dinners knows no bounds. He is treated more like a piece of meat there than on the war grounds, where his decisions and maneuvers yield real-time results and usually reward true competence. But, when sitting next to his perfect fianc, Lady Astra Varus, and being given orders by the blustering and cowardly Colonel Cataline Tacitus, the gilt-edged finery that attempts to take the place of true heroism is more than he can stand.\n\nThe narrative of GATEWAY begins with action, and be sure there is a great deal of it throughout this novel, but the early portion of the book intentionally drags: the author wants us to witness the real soldiers hatred of all things bureaucratic and in the early stages this drudgery tends to dominate. Not only did I have an aversion to this slow pace, but during some of these scenes I also wondered if such a self-righteous and ill-tempered man as Major (soon Colonel) Stone would be tolerated as much as he is throughout the early stages of this book: he is frequently over the line with his superior Tacitus who of course totally deserves it but I often wondered if his sass and downright insolence toward his superiors would really be given such leeway.\n\nThere were other moments like this: I won't give anything away, but suffice it to say that late in the book there is a rapid ascension of a hardly qualified individual whom Ill agree (given the backdrop of this book) can be seen to deserve this promotion, if you will, on paper, but I found it difficult to accept that SO MUCH power is almost literally handed to this person, even given certain events that supposedly allowed it. And then, when things get even worse, I found it almost impossible to believe the actions of this person later on -- even in a society such as this. But that may be just me.\n\nBut I think it is easy to say that where author Dorsey flourishes is in the action scenes, which without doubt truly dominates this tale. While the workings of the society and the aspirations and motivations of key personnel have to be addressed, GATEWAY really succeeds in the battle sequences as well as the clever stratagems that our heroes pull out of their hats at (frequently) the last second a la Captain Kirk of the old STAR TREK series and a bunch of other great actioners throughout media history. GATEWAY shines in these scenes, but not just because of the blood-and-guts (of which there is much to be found). No, GATEWAY succeeds in these moments because we, the audience, have gotten behind the ragtag team that the good and upright and masculine Colonel Stone puts together. We LIKE these people, and we can get behind their motivations and aspirations, as they are those of deserving people.\n\nWhat I particularly liked about GATEWAY is the political statement it makes: Look at yourself, it says, and look at what you have always believed to be your cause and yet never truly scrutinized. Investigate it deeply, and make sure that what you THINK you have always believed in is TRULY right, and good, and worth giving your life for.\n\nI was glad to see there is some talk of a sequel or follow-up novel I find it easy to look forward to further exploits. Certainly, the book ends in such a way that we dearly want to see certain things happen, and can easily see that there is much that MUST occur if we are to be truly happy for our heroes. I do like the protagonists who have made it to the end; I like their quirks and differences, and I think there is much room for Dorsey to play with these characters and watch them grow.\n\nBut I will also say that the book is a little awkward at times: I didn't take issue with some lines that, though they may seem awkward to outsiders to the military, are meant to invoke a kind of military speak: that a person has an inability to control her mouth-brain interface is a purposefully comic line that hits correctly among those in the ranks, as well as when a character gripes that certain military operations may amount to little more than a freakin show for higher-ups who are finally getting their chance at playing soldier. Soldiers LIKE that kind of talk.\n\nNo, its more the occasional stilted language and kind of hokey dialogue that we find the author including. While our hero is really a rah-rah kind of guy himself -- a kind of (forgive my French) tight-assed military guy who sticks up for the noble and the true and admits to a strain of old-fashioned do-goodery -- there were occasional lines that just hit me wrong, like when Stone scolds his fianc and she later cozies up to seek his favornot unlike a scolded dog returning to its master. Though we may like Stone and dislike her, a line like that does no one any good. There is a strong thread of that kind of misogyny, as when two characters reference their mutual hatred for snotty, over-privileged bitches it is only slightly mitigated by the fact that one of these characters is indeed female (especially because she is about as far from girly as a woman can be). Granted, this book is not trying to be nice, and it probably speaks more truly for many of its readers than I would care to admit.\n\nRegardless, GATEWAY shows promise and I think Dorsey has a lot of good karma happening here. I look forward to his next novel, and welcome any comments readers might wish to add to this review."],"string":"[\n \"Product: stainless steel flatware set\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Really Well-Made Multi-Use Drawer/Shelf...You Name It\\n\\nReview: One of the things I really liked about this drawer organizer is its versatility...if it doesn't fit a drawer space, hang it on a wall. If you want to make it smaller, that's fine. Larger, that's fine, too. Want more organizing slots? Put in the extra dividers. Get tire of that? Take them out. You can make a lot of adjustments with this product.\\n\\nFirst off, this is a really substantial draw organizerto start off, consider its dimensions:\\nSmallest size: 12.9 x 17 x 1.7\\nLargest size: 19.3 x 17 x 1.7\\nAll in all, this is pretty accommodating; my kitchen drawers are about 20 x 22, so theyll certainly work at any size I want. I like the freedom that gives me.\\n\\nNext, bamboo is an excellent choice of wood to use when it came to the creation of this shelf. Its a good solid wood that is still significantly lighter than a lot of woods that are comparable in strength. If one holds up the organizer/shelf in his or her hands it is really pretty easy to imagine the heaviness of other woods that could have been used: oak, say, or maple or cherry, etc. They would have been a lot heavier.\\n\\nIm really pleased with the upsurge in using bamboo lately: its getting to be a relatively common wood one can find in the southern U.S. from eastern Texas to Virginia, and its growing in popularity for projects such as these. (Its considered a plant, not a tree, and one of its best traits for industry is that it grows to its fully marketable height of 15 to 40 feet in about 3 to 7 yearscompare that to any tree.) Its nice to see it being used in business ventures like this.\\n\\nAnyway, I also really like the idea of the unit dividersthe company includes four dividers for the more common narrower slots, and one divider for the two remaining bigger slots. They are sized exactly alike (the four, that is) and all have been sanded and well-prepped. The same with the slots where they goI see NO poorly sanded slots, or chips, or splinters, etc.\\n\\nI really like that the drawers are extendable along a rather substantial track along the two short sides of the unit. This really makes it much more possible to safely consider it as a shelf unit, as the drawers are less likely to simply drop off or go haywire. I know whereof I speak, in that I have a plastic set that does not use this same system, and I would no more use it on the wall as a shelf than I would one with rubber bands. The Home-Complete system is considerably more solid in its design and execution.\\n\\nI also like the diversification allowable with these: as drawer units they are usable in silverware; utensils; in the bathroom they can organize womens cosmetics and brushes, etc.; or in a workplace it can divide smaller tools or items like nails, nuts and bolts; in electronics: in arts and crafts; or in the bedroom, where they could organize jewelry, or other items; they could gather and divide collections (coins, stamps, or other collectibles); or various miscellaneous items like coupons; hobbies; or what have you.\\n\\nAs shelf units the sky is the limitscrewed to the wall they could be used in the kitchen, in bedrooms, in the garage, a workroom, a rec room (say, cassette tapes or games, dice, etc.); or simply for decorative purposessay, posing small figurines or any sort of collectibles, or even sentimental items. When I received mine my wife immediately relegated it to my use, giving it hardly a glance she intimated it would not be attractive enough for her. Yet after I placed on the wall of my workroom to post not only bottled items like nails and screws and nuts and bolts, etc, and when she paid a relatively rare trip to my workroom she uttered a little sigh, declaring she had not been given a substantial enough look at it. She would certainly have liked to use it for items in our bedroom. (I have a feeling Ill be ordering more organizers in the very near future.)\\n\\nTwo things I wish the people making this set of drawers had done:\\n1. Make the two sliding drawer arms be able to accommodate an adjustable drawer dividerthis would have not only given us the ability to divide the drawers (17 is a LONG drawer on each side), but it would have also stabilized the extended drawer. Sure, when it lies in a horizontal drawer its pretty stable by itself, but this isn't the only way the drawer is meant to be used: should it be vertical as, say, a spice rack, it would be nice to have a way to break up these longer shelves, which of course theyd be called that in this position.\\n\\n2. Im sure this idea would involve something pretty substantial, building-wise, but wouldnt it be nice if one were able to double the extension of the one drawer instead of using both drawers? That would truly allow for some larger items to be placed within it if it were a drawer OR a shelf. Its just a thought not a negative. I truly think it would involve some real upper-level thinking, and probably would be nowhere as easy to actually accomplish as it is to suggest it. Its just a thought.\\n\\nIncidentally, I read a couple of 1- to 2-star reviews (at the time of my posting there were only four each) that addressed a kind of chintzy, cheap quality to their drawers poor sanding here and there, nail pops, splinters, etc. I honestly do not see where they got their drawer units; that is, how theirs could be so cheap, whereas mine (and apparently so many others) got theirs at such high quality. I don't doubt what they say, not am I saying anything like they're being too harsh. I absolutely believe themits just intriguing; mine is a very nice, well-made, pleasant product. Im thoroughly puzzled.\\n\\nNOTE: I was given a free sample of this product with no stipulation other than I provide an honest review...which this is.\",\n \"Product: Winco has been a trusted and reliable brand in professional kitchens for over 20 years. Our commercial lines of products, ranging from tabletop to kitchen utensils to food preparation supplies, are used by all foodservice and hospitality industry experts worldwide. While our products are made to meet the high demands of a restaurant kitchen, we are excited to now make them available for the serious home chef.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Extremely Durable and a TERRIFIC Price!\\n\\nReview: This is a TERRIFIC strainer.\\n\\nThe construction is solid. By itself, the wire frame is strong...it's built out of heavy gauge and has a really firm feel to it. But add to that a wooden support down the middle of the handle and you have a really concrete grip that doesn't budge.\\n\\nThe sieve portion is equally solid. The outside circumference consists of the same heavy wire gauge, and the interior strainer consists of a double fine mesh that is extremely strong. It is the ideal sieve for almost anything I can think of that you might wish to strain: noodles, rice, veggies, meat...I can't imagine the item that could bend it.\\n\\nIt also has \\\"grip\\\" tabs at the end that allow it to cling to the edge of the surface of whatever container you're pouring it over...say, a mixing bowl, or a pot. It will not relinquish its grip or slide off due to the bent tabs.\\n\\nWhile I would definitely vouch for its functionality in a kitchen, I am going to add what I think is a real testament of its durability. I've bought TWO -- but not because I expect it to break (anything but!). No -- in fact, I use them for straining out impurities in my HORSE TROUGHS. This would include hunks of hay, dirt, even wood or other harsh, crappy junk that falls in there. Despite the punishment these strainers go through they have shown almost NO signs of wear.\\n\\nI am amazed that this is only costs $6.90. If you have Prime, the PRICE includes shipping...you simply can't beat this bargain.\",\n \"Product: Sink your feet into the Imprint Cumulus9 Comfort Mat with its proprietary Multi-Core Technology. Feel how it conforms to the shape of your feet and supports your arches for relief of back, leg and foot discomfort. The advantage is its proprietary multilayer cushioning system. The soft, upper layer luxuriously cushions your feet while the firm, lower layer provides soothing support. Youll want an Imprint Comfort Mat everywhere you work and stand kitchen, laundry, bathroom, garage, workshop and more!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This Mat Is Wonderful and Soothes My Spine Issues\\n\\nReview: I've had tons of back problems, am on disability, and because of this I have trouble standing for more than about 5 to 10 minutes...so this mat is a godsend. It allows me to stand in comfort for much longer than I normally could when I do something like wash dishes (which is sadly enough one of the more strenuous jobs I do because of the standing issue. (Unless you have back problems you can't understand how painful standing can be.)\\n\\nHappily, the Imprint Comfort Mat is soft, restful, and makes my contact with the ground VERY non-stressful. Because of this mat I can be upright for about 25 to 30 minutes without feeling that slow ache become a really forceful one.\\n\\nThe Comfort Mat is both soft and firm at the same time. There's \\\"give\\\" in it, yet I never feel I'm touching the ground beneath. It supports me in a nice, balanced manner, never making me feel thrown off by dipping down unevenly. If either of those occurred I'd be unable to use it, but they do not: the mat seems to allow me to sink into it in a very balanced way. It simply takes the pressure off the soles of my feet and makes me feel as if I've only just started standing.\\n\\nIncidentally, I find that the benefits of the Imprint Mat are there if I wear shoes, slippers or socks...you don't have to take off your shoes to benefit from it.\\n\\nI am very pleased I bought this mat...the only thing I can't testify to yet is durability. (I'll let you know about that in the future.)\",\n \"Product: The Kenmore Intuition upright vacuum cleaner's cyclonic cleaning power captures debris in it's filterless dust cup for easy disposal. It also features a beltless direct drive agitator, which means there are no belts to replace. It's reach out wand and tools on-board allow this vacuum to clean floors and much more.\\nProduct details:\\n\\n o Reach-Out Telescoping Aluminum Wand\\n o Direct Drive Beltless Agitator\\n o Filterless Dust Cup\\n o LED Headlight\\n o Power Flow Bagless Cyclonic\\n o 4-Position Height Adjust\\n o Pet HandiMate Attachment\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Some Pros - But More Cons\\n\\nReview: My wife and I thought we had done a good job of researching vacuums when it came to replacing our Kenmore Progressive Canister. We liked the notion of a direct-drive versus a belt-driven vacuum and, for that and a few other reasons bought the Intuition Upright (bagless), and -- as you'll soon see -- we feel we made a mistake.\\n\\nPOSITIVES:\\n+ We love the Intuition's \\\"canister\\\" or \\\"cup\\\" or whatever one calls the upright container that holds the dust and debris, and also contains in its upper sections the \\\"cyclonic agitator\\\"or whatever the plastic gizmo is called. It's not that it was plastic (read \\\"Negatives\\\" below); instead, it was that it was so easy to disassemble, clean, and put back together. We therefore have disassembled it often BECAUSE it IS so simple, and we regularly hose items off and give them a few hours outside to dry them. The operation is 1-2-3...that easy.\\n\\n+ The unusually long power cord gives us a lot of maneuverability. It's great that we don't have to plug, unplug; plug, unplug; all the time.\\n\\n+ We also like the green/red indicators as to whether the region has been vacuumed enough. It's a real help, and I can tell (via subsequent vacuuming) that it really is a good indicator of a clean floor/rug.\\n\\nNEGATIVES:\\n- As we all know, plastic is cheap in both senses of the word, and it wasn't long before two parts broke: the latch that sealed the dust container broke right away, and it's too flimsy to be replaced. That was really a problem: without a latch, there is no seal to keep the dust from recirculating outside. Luckily, we thought about it and came up with self-sticking velcro to replace it, and it worked. However, the second piece broke off a month later: it was the top pivot which both the hose rested upon and the electric line wrapped around. In this case we simply learned to do without. There are two other parts right now that look ready to go, but as they haven't gone, I won't include them -- yet.\\n\\n- Other than what others say, I just haven't seen the pulling power that others are writing about. Our other Kenmore (the Progressive) was a lot more powerful.\\n\\n- The vacuum is extremely heavy, and not as easy to maneuver as I thought it would be. Doing stairs, or difficult-to-reach spots is not easy. It's too heavy for my wife, and it's too heavy for me: I am disabled, and when it comes to doing anything other than the straight one-level portion of the house we have to work as a team -- or else give up. There's no way I can carry this machine by myself.\\n\\n- The attachments are not spectacular, and not all that we DO get have storage spots on the machine, which would have made carrying them easy. In addition, there is no wide head for floors...just a minimally wide one that is more proper for chairs or sofa cushions. Therefore, we find it difficult to do bare floors: the regular, all-around big vacuum device is nowhere as easy to maneuver as a much lighter wide attachment head would have been.\\n\\n- The hose is cumbersome, as well. It's difficult to move around with it, and though it has an extension device your hands must be in specific grip spots for it to work. It's often a pain to use.\\n\\n---------\\n\\nALL IN ALL, I don't believe the Intuition is as good an all-around vacuum as the Progressive, as Kenmore products go. We should have gone with the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Kenmore-Kenmore-Canister-Vacuum-Cleaner-Progressive-Blueberry-21614/dp/B005OSDE8I/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Kenmore Kenmore Canister Vacuum Cleaner, Progressive, Blueberry 21614</a>\",\n \"Product: Capture and preserve the magic moments with HomeFlav Wooden Photo Frame. Rectangular wooden frame with desk stand can be placed horizontally and vertically.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A functional and pleasant frame\\n\\nReview: For those who wonder: this is a 6 x 8pine framewell, this is a composite pine that is painted to look like solid pine. But it LOOKS nice. It really does.\\n\\nThe frame is not overly fancy, but it is well constructed and solid. The frame is constructed so that to place a picture inside it, one has to remove four little metal clips from the back of the frame, and then take out the backing board. (There is a plastic protective film that needs to be removed.) Once the picture is inserted in the frame, the backing board is replaced, and then the four little clips are re-placed.\\n\\nFrom this point it is possible to either place the frame on a table either vertically or horizontally, or hang the frame from the wall. (There is a movable wall clip on the back.)\\n\\nWhats nice about the frame is that it is not complicated, and it does a nice job for little photos one would like to remember: its not overly fancy, and it is a composite wood. But the front side is well presented, looks nice, and the frame is solid.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.\",\n \"Product: The item is a set of 6piece hourglass sand clock timers in different colors, which includes one 30 second sandglass, one 1 min sandglass, one 2 min sandglass, one 3 mins sandglass, one 5 mins sandglass and one 10 mins sandglass and is made of durable plc, abs, glass tube and sand materials. They are perfect for timing cooking, games, exercising and so on and also a wonderful decoration for your home and office. Features: Brand: Fox novo. Color: 6 different colors. Material: Durable plc, abs, glass tube and sand. Each size: About 8.52.5cm. Counting time: 30 seconds, 1 minute, 2 minute, 3 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes, each one with 10% time deviation. 100% brand new and high quality colorful hourglass sandglass sand clock timers. Ideal for timing cooking, games, exercising and so on. Also act as a wonderful decoration for your home and office. Note: This is a sand timer made for games. It is not a precision timing device, so there is time deviation. Package including: 1 30 seconds hourglass sand glass timer, 1 1 minute hourglass sand glass timer, 1 2 minute hourglass sand glass timer, 1 3 minutes hourglass sand glass timer, 1 5 minutes hourglass sand glass timer, 1 10 minutes hourglass sand glass timer.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Durable, attractive fun -- if only they were more accurate!\\n\\nReview: I love the concept behind these Belfen colored sand timers. Just owning them and displaying them is a kitschy/cute treat, and having the color of the sand match the color of the plastic base(s) is a really clever concept. Whoever came up with this is to be commended (and yes, Im aware more than one company has this same scheme).\\n\\nSo clever, yesbut the minds behind it should have spent a little more behind accuracy. My measurements for the times are as follows (and those in parentheses are for the times when I flipped the timers over and measured the time from the other direction):\\n\\n30 seconds: 30 (31)\\n1 minute: 1:00 (1:00)\\n2 minutes: 2:00 (2:00)\\n3 minutes: 3:15 (2:58)\\n5 minutes (each side tried twice): 5:30 and 5:34 (and 6:40 and 6:39)\\n10 minutes (again, each side tried twice): 12:06 and 12:16 (and 12:26 and 12:29)\\n\\nAs you can see, the longer the timer, the greater the chance for inconsistency of time. There was very little variance in the 30-second, 1-minute and 2-minute timers, and only the higher times showed inconsistencies.\\n\\nMoreover, I noticed that some of the timers bases were bent and resisted my re-bending them flat. It makes for a non-level timer, which one would think should affect the timing, yet the first base was the 30-second tier, and the second was the 10-minute timer. Yet, as the times show, the bent bases seemed to have little effect.\\n\\nTo their credit, other than those two bent bases I think the timers looked very durable: I had two of them fall from a table height and nothing happened..they hit their plastic bases first and there was none the worse for wear I think the timers would have had to have a very unusually powerful fall for it to not only destroy the soft, pliant plastic surrounding the hourglass, but then to also have enough force to break the that inner device holding the sand. I just don't see it happening.\\n\\nAnyway, I think these are a great idea and are very cute, and I expect they will last a long while, but I would still stick to more accurate timers perhaps gear-driven or electrical if time must be exact. But if you're just using this for a game, say, then these would be attractive, useful devices.\\n\\nNOTE: I received this product in exchange for a fair and honest product review which this is.\",\n \"Product: With aesthetics based on aviator sunglasses and a focus on performance, the Aviator delivers the purest experience in audio, no matter the genre. Control the conversation and your playlist with the in-line three-button remote and mic.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent Sound Quality; Comfortable Fit; Look Great\\n\\nReview: Terrific...\\n\\nThat's what I think of them: I bought another pair earlier just like these...the Aviator S6AVFM. Like them, these have a comfortable fit, a sweet design, and excellent sound. They are attractive to look at, they are comfortable upon my head, and I am overall very pleased with the sound. I have not found any problem with their being on my ears for hours at a time (except on a very hot day, which is entirely understandable).\\n\\nSound-wise, which is where it counts, this is a great set of phones. The set produces treble, bass, and midrange very well, with extremely rich overtones. I've been very impressed with their sound throughout. With great musical reproduction in the high end AND low end, it captures both with precision, delivering equally well at both ranges. When I listen to loud rock it delivers the music with no distortion, and yet it reproduces soft flute and piccolo and other \\\"smaller\\\" sounds well, too.\\n\\nAbout the only sound problem I have is that there are times I feel like the microphone cord is a bit too sensitive. It produced rustling noises at times, interfering with the quieter music. I've opted to replace my mike cable with a more standard non-mike cord, and am now more satisfied.\\n\\nI will say that these lack a little in the maintenance department, though: the plastic edging in the leather strap band that arches over the head has peeled away in my set. It's not a performance flaw, but it does poke at the \\\"high quality materials\\\" a bit.\\n\\nDespite the slight problems mentioned here, this is a very nice product. The minor flaws I reported are indeed minor. and I would buy these all over again.\",\n \"Product: Superior Dual-band Wireless optimized for video, music, and multi-player gaming. Ideal for active, on-line households and home theaters, advanced security, parental controls, and Guest access.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The Installation Was CUMBERSOME!\\n\\nReview: I've been using this router for about a week now, and it's doing a nice job, but I have to say that I wouldn't have gotten it if I had known how laborious the installation would be.\\n\\nI took the product out of the box, connected it, stuck the installation disc in and...\\n\\nNOTHING. Didn't work.\\n\\nI'm not a techno-genius at all, but I still expected I should be able to set this up, but after a frustrating period of getting nowhere I finally decided to call LinkSys (at 800-546-5797) and followed their instructions for -- no lie -- three hours and twenty minutes.\\n\\nI'm not joking. But I will mitigate this by saying two things:\\n\\nA. The people at Linksys were VERY NICE and helpful; and\\n\\nB. Part of the problem was my personal internet provider (I'm in farm country in Virginia, and boy, do I wish I could create a write-up on them!). But it took me over about an hour and a half to realize that some of the issue was their fault, so I had to sign off with Linksys and then return to Linksys a day later, and THAT session was almost two hours, with the tech finally taking over my computer from her end and manipulating my laptop innards from her end.\\n\\nAnyway, I'm hooked up now, and it's working fine.\\n\\nIt is an attractive design, and it seems to be a good product. But the INSTALLATION was AWFUL.\\n\\nI have to think there is some way to make this a better and more user-friendly procedure.\",\n \"Product: This USB cable allows you to connect USB devices piece / Mac and provides Hi Speed, 480 megabit per second data transfer rates.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A simple fix that worked like a charm\\n\\nReview: I'm a disabled person who sits for most of the day, and several hours can go by while I have the laptop on my lap. I'd bought a <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Cooler-Master-NotePal-X2-Laptop-Cooling-Pad-with-140mm-Blue-LED-Fan-R9-NBC-4WAK-GP/dp/B002MU1ZRS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Cooler Master NotePal X2 Laptop Cooling Pad with 140mm Blue LED Fan (R9-NBC-4WAK-GP)</a>, which worked great for over a year, then just up and quit. (To be totally accurate, it actually took a while, worked sporadically, and over the course of two weeks it gradually stopped working.)\\n\\nRather than buy a new fan, I bought a new connector for a couple of dollars, re-connected it, and my Cooler Master worked like new. (I also used one of those compressed air cans to blow out the dust.)\\n\\nAnyway...a great inexpensive fix!\",\n \"Product: Technologically advanced headphones meld the future and present, providing exceptional sound and style. Advanced audio design for impressive bass, clarity, and spaciousness for extreme audio enjoyment. High quality graphics design combine exquisite graphics with a flawless finish for stunning looks. Inline microphone, remote, and universal volume control for headset use. This is a product of MEE audio (formerly MEElectronics).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Extremely Stylish, Exceptional Headphone\\n\\nReview: While I listen to all kinds of music, when it comes to trying out new headphones my tastes generally run to the quiet. As much as I like a good shake your socks off song, I find its in the nuances of subtlety that a headphone loses it or makes it for me.\\n\\nWhile I felt that the Atlas responded well to all sorts of music say, the throbbing bass of Deep Purple or the arching screams of Led Zeps Robert Plant or the reverberations of a great guitar run by Cream (have I revealed my age yet?) what I find to be just as important is how it handles the less range-y stuff. Its in the intricacy of McCartneys tapping foot in Blackbird, or in the lush midrange sounds of Set Fire to the Rain by Adele. In all those songs Atlas did great: it provided a fine representation of rhythm and lead guitars and piano and voice and harmoniesthe range that makes up the belly of a song not just the extremes.\\n\\nIn all cases, the Atlas did great. Even in recorded speech (try any of the recorded books for Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings) the sound was clear and tonalities were distinct and of good quality. I felt these headphones gave a very good representation of music, voice, tones, pitches regardless of volume.\\n\\nThese headphones did quite well, I thought: while I did not feel songs popped with artificially pumped up highs, lows or midranges most of which we can accomplish nowadays with everyday services provided with music playback programs like iTunes the Atlas served the songs extremely well.\\n\\nThe Atlas is certainly a slim, attractive headphone: mine was the white Diamond model that looks blanketed in white until one comes up close and notices the crisscrossing silver lines it is a very muted but elegant look, which is probably why my wife grabbed them from me and has only let me have them occasionally for this review.\\n\\nThe impedance is listed at a good level of 32 ohms (a low number is important if you are trying to play a battery-powered device) and a sensitivity of 113 dB@ 1 KHz (you want over 100, so this is a good level).\\n\\nFrequency response: 20 Hz to 20 KHz, which is almost meaningless today, as every device tends to deliver it. Anything less, and we start to miss things: high notes and light sounds at the high end, low notes and heavy sounds at the opposite end. (Anything claimed below 20 Hz or above 20 KHz is outside what most humans can hear.)\\n\\nThe cable is a little over four feet long, which is a very nice length and gives you the freedom to move around the chair you're sitting in. The cable is always on your left and its detachable, and has the remote and universal volume control within it. This is nice in two respects: when putting on the phones the cord is always on the left, which makes putting on the headphones an easy task: no time-consuming checking of side versus side. And it also makes it easy to take off, as there is no cord in the middle to get caught around your chin or ears.\\n\\nFinally, the pads are comfortable even though they rest upon the ears. It has an isolating quality, but it prevents ear sweating that occurs when the phones wrap around the ear. While this blocks most sound from around the listener, it is not a fully isolating blocker of all sound...which is good. What's important is that you DO hear the music, or whatever else you're listening to, very well.\\n\\nWith nice features like folding, adjustable headphones; breathable, vented pads; advanced driver design 40 mm dynamic driver, the the Atlas headphone is an excellent phone for the price.\\n\\nNOTE: One final note: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.\",\n \"Product: Pump up the volume wherever you are with the stylish Baytek PartyMix Portable Bluetooth NFC speaker. This lightweight speaker is easy to carry and, with brilliant NFC technology, easy to sync, with a built-in rechargeable battery and Mic compatible with iPhones, Androids and other Bluetooth devices. Plus, it comes in a variety of vibrant colors like blue, red and silver.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Full-Bodied Sound Out of a Great Little Unit!\\n\\nReview: The first thing that impressed me with these Baytek speakers is their size: the four-speaker setup measures an inch short of a foot wide, and the result is a full, rich sound that frankly surprised me with its clarity and texture.\\n\\nTo test its sound quality I played several kinds of music: piano, rock, orchestral, and even violin. For a good explanation of its ability to handle a variety of musical types, though, Ive chosen the very well known hit of Billy Joel: Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.\\n\\nThe piano solo that begins this song is nice and clear, and Joels singing is as nuanced and pronounced as always, as is the accordion accompaniment. The speakers do a great job of representing those elements, and what follows -- a soulful, resonant saxophone solo is equally well handled. The next section (Things are okay with me these days, got a good job got a good office), as always, strong, jazzy and vibrant the speakers do a great job here and when the orchestral section comes on briefly toward the end it comes across as full-bodied and flavored as the artist intended, setting up the terrific piano-oriented full-on rock and roll section (Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies) and when at the end the strings give way to Joels return (A bottle of red, a bottle of white), backed now primarily by the piano and sax, the speakers display the intensity of those sounds just as clearly.\\n\\nIn short, Im VERY impressed by the speakers ability to translate the sounds clearly and fully not only in that song, but in so many others I listened to. They come as close to the sound of a full set of speakers as any of the small speakers that I have reviewed. Im believe these speakers can handle a wide array of musical tones and instruments, and have the capability of translating that sound well over a reasonable range of volumes. (I don't recommend anyone depending upon ANY small speakers to handle extremely high volumes of, say, heavy metal, hard rock, or whatever.)\\n\\nAs to other elements of these speakers: I found the instructions to be clear and simple, and I liked the fact that the speakers had the instructions for on/off, volume, fast-forward and reverse, etc., printed right on the cabinet. A lot of electronics nowadays try for a more streamlined look for their electronic devices and leave off marking their device up with practical things like on/off, etc. The problem Ive found is that we have so many devices nowadays that one simply gets confused by them and I believe practical instructions are becoming an ever-growing necessity.\\n\\nTwo other features I liked are the ability of the speakers to work up to 30 feet away from the paired Bluetooth player, as well as the rechargeable batteries giving the speakers a play time of eight hours. They will work with both iPhones as well as android and other Bluetooth devices. It comes with a 3.5 audio cable and USB audio cable.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.\",\n \"Product: High quality, soft material. Protect your laptop from scratching, dust and falls or drops. Easy to place laptop into and take out from the case. Ideal for carry alone or putting into a large bag. Surface is very smooth, touch is very comfortable. Macbook not included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A really brainy way to keep the observant thief looking elsewhere\\n\\nReview: This is quite remarkable, and a clever carrying case. Really.\\n\\nWere you to place your little laptop/netbook/tablet inside it and leave it on the seat of your car I don't think that you will find there will be many people who would ever guess what's inside it. No, I'll admit it's not a PERFECT color match for a manila folder, but it is so close that anyone looking through a car window is NOT going to question it.\\n\\nI think it safe to say that it would fit anything about 8 to 8 1/2 inches deep and about 11 1/2 to 12 inches wide, erring toward the smaller sizes the taller or thicker it is. It even has the red tie-around that manila folders have (though it has a small Velcro strip as well, hidden under its flap).\\n\\nThe bag is made of faux leather, and really is well constructed. The stitching is well done, and the \\\"leather\\\" is of good quality without any misalignment or overlapping. Granted, it is NOT leather, but other than that it is a fine job. One thing: this is NOT padded, though the faux leather would probably do a little to break a small fall or mitigate minor bumping or mishandling. I would not expect this bag to handle much, though.\\n\\nBut that's not really why you would buy it, is it? I think it is the IDEAL bag to take home on a subway or place in a car where someone might quickly look inside to judge what's worth stealing. If your computer or tablet, etc, is inside this, a cursory look would probably dissuade a thief from breaking in.\\n\\nOne thing: I might clip the red string a little....maybe an inch or two. Not so much that it can't still wind around the red tab, and maybe even one return to the original red tab. I found, though, that the red string tended to catch on a lot, and just a little less string meant a little less hassle in that department...it's a pain to have to always account for that string EVERY time you move your device in or out. But leave enough: though there is a Velcro strip, it's not foolproof, and it's nice to have the string for a backup.\\n\\nAgain, a nice job, very clever design, and executed well enough to fool the would be thief who might be enthused when he sees the typical sleeve tablets often come in. This is a very smart way to fool a light-fingered criminal who wants to do a snatch-and-grab. I was going to take a point off because there's so little padding, but really: the point here is fooling the thief. It's not meant to be a safe.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.\",\n \"Product: M-Edge Raspberry Incline Case for Kindle Fire HD 7\\\".\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: TERRIFIC, WONDERFUL, LOVE IT - with one recommendation\\n\\nReview: I don't know if any of you had problems like I did: I could NOT find a cover for my new 7\\\" HD Kindle Fire - so many of them looked great, and then you ran into the \\\"does not fit Kindle HD Fireone on Amazon that would do my brand new Kindle Fire HD, which I LOVE!, but ladies and gentlemen, this is the one and LOOK NO FURTHER! Here's why:\\n\\n...IT CAN TAKE AN IMPACT. I've already dropped mine twice, and there's been NO DAMAGE. It's not a fault of the case that I dropped it: I am 61 and a bit on the infirm side (hence my loving this \\\"library on my lap\\\") and I've been clumsy enough to let this hit the ground two times. The falls were not from very high - just about two feet or thereabouts - but the case has performed admirably. I'm sure I would have had a crack or a scratch or something had the case not been employed.\\n... THE KINDLE FITS SNUGLY, and it doesn't let go unless you want it to (and go to the trouble of slipping the elastic bands away from the corners). It doesn't take a lot to take the Kindle out, but it certainly won't happen unless you want it to.\\n...IT GRIPS WHATEVER IT'S ON...be it table, fabric, counter top, etc. It will even grip a slight slope, but I think it's always problematic to put anything on, say, a sloped dashboard, especially when there are other forces at hand like sudden stops or accelerations. But under all normal conditions it holds on to where it's placed.\\n...IT HAS A PLEASANT, SUPPLE FEEL to it, and while I doubt it's genuine leather of the sort you might get for high dollar luggage, say, it's got a nice, comfortable grippy feel and is difficult to drop, or slide off of anything.\\n...THE FOLDING DISPLAY FEATURE is very nice, very convenient, very easy to use. It sits up very nicely even in less than ideal places, like on my mattress when I'm reading on my side to keep the light from bothering my wife on my other side. It's very easy to set up and use.\\n...THE 360 TURNING IS WONDERFUL...I can't imagine making it any easier. There's no loss of grip in any position, and you can even hit other angles other than 90, 180 and 270. The rotating feature does \\\"lock\\\" at those positions, but it still allows you to put it in other positions, too.\\n...ALL THE CONTROLS ARE RIGHT THERE and easy to use: the on-off switch, volume, the charging port, etc, and certainly the more \\\"interior\\\" ones like page turning, etc. Nothing is blocked by the case's corner grips or its setup. Even when you think it is - like, say, when your charging port's on the bottom - all you have to do is rotate the screen so that's now on the top.\\n...IT ALLOWS FOR DIFFERENT VIEWING ANGLES that feel nice and snug.\\n...IT COMES IN FOUR ATTRACTIVE COLORS, but I just went with black, which matches the Kindle. I think they all look great.\\n...IT FITS RIGHTIES or LEFTIES, as one of my friends figured out. Just rotate the Kindle 180.\\n\\nHere are the two negatives I could come up with, but I felt only one was serious:\\n...THERE IS NO SECURE CLOSURE strap or anything that holds the case closed when in transport. I happen to own a little elastic strap I used for something else that I now use with this, but it would be the cat's pajamas if M-Edge resolved this.\\n...THERE'S NO HAND STRAP, but I personally could care less. I had one with my regular Kindle case and I never used it. (I thing the closure strap could resolve this also if M-Edge designed it with this in mind.)\\n\\nAll in all, I love this case, have owned it for quite a while, and couldn't be happier. I don't think you can go wrong with it.\",\n \"Product: The legendary look of simplicity of the original Roshe gets revamped with some new skin..\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Comfortable Pad With a Lot of Settings -- From Low to Very High\\n\\nReview: I've got to list two qualifiers when reviewing this:\\n\\n1. I've gotten this for my back, and ONLY my back. I cannot tell you how it fits other areas of my body. I've had to move it around my back and legs, but I don't have much experience with areas like shoulders and tower legs. (From just playing around with this it seems to be comfortable enough around my calf, my shoulder, and my thigh, for instance--but that's far from real use.)\\n\\n2. I'm writing this review after about a month of owning one, so I can't speak to endurance or wear. But I CAN talk about the functionality of the pad, and its thermal settings.\\n\\nAnd as to that, I can really attest to the heat this device delivers. I'm sitting here typing this on a cold evening in a house that's a bit underheated right now (the weather got cold, fast). I've got the heat set on halfway between Medium and High (the fourth out of five heat settings), and I have to tell you that it's HOT. And I love it.\\n\\nI have mentioned my spine problems in other appropriate reviews, and I'll let it suffice here to say that I have sufficient problems that have affected me for decades. And as any person who suffers from spine problems will echo, pain TRAVELS with back sufferers: one moment it's in the center of my back, the next it's traveling through my left buttock, then down my right thigh, and so on.\\n\\nAnyway, I'm very pleased with the Sunbeam 901. Everywhere I place it it does a great job. the manner in which it is constructed it allows for it to be curved around parts of limbs, and I've not found a situation concerning my lower back, buttocks, or thighs that has left me wishing for a better fit. And the cloth fabric that makes up the pad is quite comfortable against my body.\\n\\nThe only real negative I've encountered is this: when not used with straps, the tabs at the extreme ends of the pad--the black Velcro tabs used for attaching the belt straps, etc--are a bit rough and uncomfortable as the device lies against your back, and those tabs are almost exactly where the rear portion of my arms hit them. I suppose the problem would be resolved if I wore the device and therefore UTILIZED those tabs to attach the straps,but as it is right now the rough edges were exposed.\\n\\nI enjoy the fact that there are five heat settings, and BE AWARE the highest is VERY high. I believe these settings should be warm enough for any practical uses people might want. I have not wished for any more heat than these supply.\\n\\nA note: my wife and I are so pleased with this heating pad that we have just ordered a second one so we can both use them.\",\n \"Product: out of store\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A nice system to provide organization for packing\\n\\nReview: This \\\"kit\\\" consists of three rectangular bags that accept a great deal of luggage on their own, yet neatly fit into their own carrying pouches when not being used. It's a great systemized approach to packing and organization -- with a couple of notes that bear paying attention to as you're considering this great little system.\\n\\nFirst of all, think of what life is like for the traveler. There are lots of items that form the core of certain classifications of clothes, and that's what lies at the heart of their Ohuhu system - underwear and socks and belts, etc in the smallest bag, t-shirts and shorts, etc in the middle bag, and pants and larger shirts, and perhaps shoes in the biggest bag. To my way of thinking, these are all bags that will have to fit INSIDE of other bags --- they don't have handles, and one of the outside panels is made of a strong mesh - not the stuff you want to have exposed to the outside world. I have found it wise to pack these bags tight with luggage in order to maximize the bags' ability to keep order within your luggage...otherwise there can be shifting within them. Not a huge problem, but if your key concern is organization, then this would be the route I would take.\\n\\nHowever you'll pack them, they can remain the foundation of certain kinds of clothes or other items you might not need at all times...kind of the equivalent of drawers in a dresser. Think of them as items you might place in that drawer, or stick somewhere out of the way...but always want to know where they are.\\n\\nThe outside of each bag gives a quick visual cue to the kind of items that might be in one bag vs. another -- underwear and socks, for instance - there is no telling what system you might want to come up with: maybe a certain case may hold items concerning health: band aids, suntan oil, etc. Maybe you just want to know where books that might be related to a particular point in your vacation touring, or items to keep your kids busy. Regardless, the possibilities are up to you.\\n\\nOne thing I liked about the bags is that they fold up nicely into little attached cases made of the same material as the bags. If you follow the directions in the sixth picture on the product page it will help you accomplish this goal. It's a great way to keep them in small containers if they're not being used at the time: this is a great feature that will allow you to carry all three of the bags in some corners of your suitcase that won't take up any more combined space than, say, a couple of books. They also include a little white bag for just that purpose. (If you click on one of the pictures on the product page you'll not only get a close-up of the picture, but also an eighth photo that will show you the white container.)\\n\\nAs for workmanship, all the bags I received seem to be in good condition: no loose strings, misaligned zippers, stitching problems, etc. (I did not see any indication of a warranty.)\\n\\nI was supplied this product free of charge with no condition other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.\",\n \"Product: We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A little loose for my tastes\\n\\nReview: These soft silicone skins for the Samsung S5 are reasonably attractive and indeed quite soft...once placed upon the phone they give your S5 a nice look and some increased protection. And, for about $1.50 per skin, you have the ability to change your phone's appearance on practically a daily basis. They're extremely easy to take on and off, which would facilitate that, but see more about that in the next paragraph.\\n\\nThe only real negative I can give this product -- one I feel is indeed important -- is that each skin is relatively loose. Several times I lost all or a portion of the skin as I pulled the phone out of my pocket...not a good trait for a protective cover. But how much can you downgrade a product that says JUST THAT in the product's description? I quote, from their description on Amazon's page, with their punctuation marks: (*Note: Silicone covers offer good protection but are also less firm/sturdy than cases made of TPU or hard plastic. Silicone covers do not have the same snug fit and over time they tend to lose more of their form than other types of cases/covers).\\n\\nSo there is NO attempt to undermine here or give the least bit of false advertising. Additionally, The Friendly Swede organization assures that they are eager to help with any product's problems...in fact, they write \\\"if you for any reason are not happy with any product by The Friendly Swede, please do not hesitate to contact us and will do our best to solve your problem asap.\\\"\\n\\nHow can you argue with that? So, while I did give only 3 stars for the product, I want to state here that I am giving an honorary FIVE stars to The Friendly Swede company for HONESTY.\",\n \"Product: Air-Activated Instant Heat Ultra-Thing Adhesive Toe Warmers lasting 6 plus hours. Grabber Adhesive Toe Warmers are a non-toxic, , odorless heat source using all natural ingredients that are non-combustible. Just open the package and expose the ultra-thin Toe Warmer to air, and peel back the adhesive backing. Adhere adhesive to shoe, on top or underneath the sock near the toe area.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Real Life Saver (or, I Suppose, TOE Saver)\\n\\nReview: We have horses, which means we are out in the field at least twice every day, at times for hours at a time. We can't pick the days we go outside--we have to be there on the horrible days just as much as the pleasant ones--and that brings us to...\\n\\nGrabber Warmers.\\n\\nMy wife is just like so many women (though I'm sure some men fit this description, too) in that her extremities JUST CANNOT stay warm on cold days. Perhaps other women can empathize here, too: not only is she uncomfortably cold when she's outside, but even when she's inside she keeps on feeling the discomfort for hours afterward, too.\\n\\nBut getting her these Grabber Warmers has REALLY helped her. In her words, \\\"they are life savers.\\\"\\n\\nShe said they're neither TOO hot or TOO cold, even when she's back inside, and she tells me they have really made a huge difference on winter days. \\\"They're never too hot,\\\" she told me. \\\"They're just perfect.\\\"\\n\\nAdditionally, they last for hours, just as they advertise. It's nice when a product does that.\\n\\nFinally, I asked her to rate them and she never hesitated...and you can see her five stars at the top of this review. We keep a stock of them ready ALL WINTER. If you have cold extremities, you should, too.\",\n \"Product: Divine LEDs offers a lightweight headlamp with adjustable elastic strap for a snug and customized fit every time. A dimmer and multiple modes allow you to adjust the light strength to suit your task-at-hand. And speaking of hands, both are free for use when you rely on XE Series Headlamp. This automatically results in 50% greater efficiency when compared to performing the same task using a standard flashlight. Made from military-grade materials, this headlamp is guaranteed to work as hard as you do!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One if by sea, and two if...hey...there are something like a DOZEN settings here!\\n\\nReview: This is an device that provides an extraordinary amount of help when it comes to working with products that A) require illumination, and B) require both of your hands and/or concentration. So much falls under these conditions that youll eventually wonder how you ever got by without them.\\n\\nI border on being a physical wreck, so I don't jog or anything, but I walk at night from my barn. I use tools, too, and I read at night, and I have to find things Ive dropped... in these activities, too, this headlamp is a huge help. In fact, I figure it will help out when I (or anyone else) work on a car, tend a pets night wounds, read a map, tend to ANYTHING when if my power goes out, and temporarily blind ones daughters (all right that last one isn't recommended, but a father can find some habits to be hard to drop.)\\n\\nFace it: there are all sorts of reasons the headlamp is a tool that is as beneficial as the magnetic nail holder. And as for this one, there are several features that I found to be really helpful.\\n\\nTHE BAND: Made of a stretchable elastic, the band doesnt really need an exact fitits very easy to adjust and the material is pretty slippery smooth. The importance of that is that the fabric did not seem prone to grab hair or get caught in things a more textured fabric might.\\n\\nTHE LIGHT(S): The two white lights are beyond bright (ask my daughters). Pressed once, the white lights alternate between the two side bulbs and the single center bulb. Pressed three times in quick succession, the white lights strobeon/off/on/off and so on. Press it once a sustained second or so, and you have a red light. Once you get used to the light and its functions youll find that each of the beams has a low, medium, and high intensity, but heres a neat little thing I found:\\n\\nOne bulb trick I discovered can be accessed when any one of the steady lamp beams is on, be it red or white. Holding the button down on a continual basis, the beam will seem unaffected at first until a second or so goes by and then it begins to fade. As long as you maintain pressure, the beam will fade until it is out completelyyet taking your finger off before it fades completely traps that beam at how low its intensity was when you let go. (Tapping the button again will turn the light off and return the light to its normal functions.)\\n\\nAdditionally, this light puts its metaphorical money where its metaphorical mouth is: it boasts not only 100 % water resistance, but it comes with a lifetime warranty. THATs a sturdy light that guarantees its durability.\\n\\nNOTE: I was sent this product in exchange for an honest review ... which this is.\",\n \"Product: Light weight, compact design, easy to carry and store, Collapsible, Water Resistant Unique Stretch switch, pull up is switch-on, Press down is switch-off, easy to use; Body is stretchable, when stretching the lantern, the light will turn on, 30 LED bulbs, low power consumption, operation life up to 100,000 hours; Size: Diameter-88mm; Height: 124cm (185cm when stretching to the most) Powered by 3x AA batteries (Sold separately) Ideal for indoor and outdoor use, such as cooking, reading, camping, fishing, hiking, emergencies, hurricanes, outages\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A light little lantern that has several really good points\\n\\nReview: The LYNEC Lantern has some drawbacks that could also be looked at as positives, given the right perspective.\\n\\nFor instance, this is a very light plastic product and the materials are somewhat fragile, but if one were to count upon taking a hike, where every ounce of material you carry matters, then this could be seen as an asset. In fact, it about as heavy at the three AA batteries within and little more. It is also not extremely easy to figure out at first, and you need to read the directions the first time out. On the other hand, it isn't likely to start up lighting itself in your bag, either. The steps areaaaaaaaaa slightly more complex than that.\\n\\nAs to the flashlight/lantern itself: I was a bit stymied when I first unboxed it. Once I inserted the batteries I tried to determine the lighting procedures intuitively and actually gave up and read the directions I don't know that thats a bad thing, necessarily, so I didn't count it in my stars total. That is, when directions (once read) are determined to be so easy as to not needing the directions anymore, I don't count my initial frustrations against it. I just hadnt figured them out on my own yet they're hard to forget once you have learned them.\\n\\nFor instance: press the on/off button on the side for 2 seconds, and it lights. The same goes for turning it off. Thats nice, as it protects against an accidental touch messing with the lights and waking you up or burning out the batteries. Once its off, tap it twice FAST, and it will set off the SOS lighting procedure to signify you need help.\\n\\nWhen it comes to focusing the light on a broader or narrower target, this is one case where you can follow the instructions on the top of the lamp/lanternthese ARE easy to figure out. What it doesnt tell you is that this function is only worthwhile when its in the flashlight mode, not the lantern. Still, it doesnt take us very long to figure that out, so again I wouldnt count it as a big negative.\\n\\nAs to the lantern functionthat is, the raising of the plastic lid so that the nylon mesh can extend and turn the flashlight into a lantern. This is a nicely configured function and is billed as waterproof, and I will take them at the word, as it passed my very stringent Kitchen Sink Sprayer test. I admit, I did not run it for a long time only about 5 - 10 seconds.which SEEMED very long at the time (probably because my wife saw me, and began yelling at me). But the lantern did fine.\\n\\nLast thing: the bottom of the lamp has two nice features (and some negatives coming up, too). First, there is a little hook there that can be pulled out and hung over a line, a small tree branch or twig, or any other small item that the hook can grab onto. Secondly, the base has three small magnets which allow the lantern to be hung upside down from any metal that magnets are attracted to: steel, iron, nickeland thats my total knowledge of science. That makes it easy to place it or hang it.\\n\\nNow, as to a couple of negatives: Ive mentioned the lack of intuitive construction, which shouldnt be a big thing once you remember the little things the instructions tell you. But Ive had to explain how to work this to several family members already, most of whom gave up at some point or another and simply said, All right, how does this work? But I can just imagine having to instruct a bunch of fellow campers how it works...continuously. It would have been wise to make the mechanisms work more naturally.\\n\\nAlong the same lines, while I think the bottom of the lamp/lantern has nice features (the magnets and the hook), it has some negatives, too. For one, I think its too prone to falling apart when one is trying to use it for its various purposes: twist the battery pack lid and the lantern might just pop up (or vice versa). Also, I worry that some of the parts are just too weak: for instance, the little hook is VERY slim, and I would think that it would be the first thing to break. It isn't vital, I know, but it could have been better made.\\n\\nAll in all, though, I think this is a good little flashlight. Yes, I am concerned about this or that here, but overall I have to say that this little light is STILL going to be the first thing Im going to reach for when the power goes out.. And if I were going camping, I would definitely take it along. I know this: while it might not last forever, Ill count on using it until its given up the ghost.\\n\\nSo, it comes down to what I said in the second paragraph: its benefits can be seen as faults, and its faults can be seen as benefits. While I might wish it were made a bit more solidly, I will take it with me every time I camp or go where a flashlight (or lantern) is needed.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied with a free promotional sample in order to provide an honest and unbiased reviewwhich this is.\",\n \"Product: Enemy Below [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1957] 6301662954\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Two sides, evenly matched, lots of action and intrigue\\n\\nReview: This is a really excellent post-war film: stirring, smartly written, fast story line, lots of action, and compelling characters. Sure, it might be a little predictable in the big picture sense: not in the maneuvering or tactics -- no, I think a Navy man (especially those in ships such as these) might gain an advantage there. But it's predictable in that you pretty much could guess where this was going, and what \\\"ground\\\" this movie might tread upon by the end. But it's like one of those great old war movies, or more modern fare like those who enjoyed the terrific Captain Kirk Star Trek TV episodes where his ship was in the battle of their lives -- and those who liked that old original series know what I'm talking about. While we have every expectation Kirk will win, the joy of watching is in the dynamics of combat: tactics, intrigue, ingenuity, training, experience, and brotherhood.\\n\\nAnd speaking of brotherhood, the movie was made 12 years after the war ended, and the movie industry was aware that we had entered a phase of reconciliation. Sure, we had a lot of anger at an enemy who had plunged the world into an inhuman war. But we were also mending fences, and this movie concentrated not only on the two opposing ship captains, but it also showed us several times that the German captain was no Nazi, and he in fact HATED Nazis and their poisonous mentality.\\n\\nWhat was really fun to watch was the intelligent battle, the shrewdness of two heads of ship who knew the ropes and were at the top of their games, like two experienced boxers circling the ring waiting for the other to make a mistake. Robert Mitchum is so good in this role you have to think that he was made for them...I think men would follow him into battle just because he was Robert Mitchum, with that great leader's face: keen eyes, weary long face and demeanor, and a deep, sonorous voice that inspired but also let you know he understood it all. On the German side, Curt Jergens played his role perfectly too: tired of war, feeling his time had passed, knowing that his own children died in war and he had nothing to go back to.\\n\\nBut it's the cat-and-mouse game that we're put through that makes the film: both sides were well matched, and the film hardly focused on anything else. From almost the opening credits to the end credits there was barely time for the briefest of exposition to bring you up to speed to let you know who the key players were, and then it's, BOOM! you're in the fight.\\n\\nThis is a great movie that people who understand that battles are fought by men, not machines, and no one side has it all. If you're interested in a fast 100 minutes spent leaning forward out of your chair you can't go wrong here.\",\n \"Product: Comedy\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: With Six You Get Classic Cornball Comedy\\n\\nReview: It's been ages since I've seen a Doris Day movie, and this was a pretty hectic and hilarious flick. If you don't know the story, it's about two once-married people (Day and Brian Keith) who form a mutual attraction and get hitched, though that's when the problems begin: their two eldest hate one another, and of course nothing goes right. Long story short, there are arguments and misunderstandings and a street fight and a car chase and hippies and a car accident and a police station. And can you guess what you get when the dust settles? Here's a spoiler you saw coming a mile away) a nice, happy family.\\n\\nWhat I found of interest - besides the RIDICULOUS story line, and the RIDICULOUSLY broad stereotypes of the 1960s in which this was set - were the secondary characters: Barbara Hershey is Keith's eldest daughter, Jamie Farr and William Christopher (Klinger and Father Mulcahey from TV's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/M-A-S-H/dp/B000HT3P5Q/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">M*A*S*H</a>) were two hippies; LEAVE IT TO BEAVER's Eddie Haskell (Ken Osmond) played a guy named Duke; George freakin' Carlin is a soda hop (if you remember that term). And the GRASSROOTS were playing at a terminally hip nightspot!\\n\\nIf one were to base a film verily upon its merits - especially as it stands today - I can't see this being much else than a 3, at best. At BEST. But this is a classic Doris Day movie, and one of her best when it was released. There's an ineffable quality of innocent, wholesome sexuality she brought to these kinds of projects, and for a person of my age, it still travels sufficiently well. It's by all means a classic, though quite obviously dated.\\n\\nAnd so, yes, the plot is, well, RIDICULOUS, but you just can't watch this classic without having a good time. Believe me, I tried.\",\n \"Product: Royal Tenenbaum (Gene Hackman) and his wife, Etheline (Anjelica Huston), had three children -- Chas, Margot, and Richie -- and then they separated. Chas (Ben Stiller) started buying real estate in his early teens and seemed to have an almost preternatural understanding of international finance. Margot (Gwyneth Paltrow) was a playwright and received a Braverman Grant of $50,000 in the ninth grade. Richie (Luke Wilson) was a junior champion tennis player and won the U.S. Nationals three years in a row. Virtually all memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums was subsequently erased by two decades of betrayal, failure, and disaster. The Criterion Collection is proud to present Wes Anderson's hilarious, touching, and brilliantly stylized study of melancholy and redemption.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Absurdist, Character-Driven Gem\\n\\nReview: That THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS is a great movie is unquestioned by those who love it. That there are many who do not \\\"get\\\" it only adds to that appeal. I have friends who are intelligent and love movies and have great senses of humor, yet they have watched this movie and upon returning it have told me they just didn't enjoy it. That happens with this movie.\\n\\nYet I still think this is one of the funniest films I have ever seen. And yes: the fact that it appeals only to certain of us makes it even more endearing.\\n\\nFor those of you who are reading this and wonder if you will like TRT, consider this: did you like <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Arrested-Development-The-Complete-Series/dp/B000JJ3Y78/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Arrested Development: The Complete Series</a>, or <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Curb-Your-Enthusiasm/dp/B0000E2PVR/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Curb Your Enthusiasm</a>? How about <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Juno/dp/B0019I6WDG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Juno</a>? Mind you, these are not absolute, but if you enjoy absurdist family humor that is fairly \\\"dry,\\\" then TRT might just be for you.\\n\\nThe movie is directed by Wes Anderson, who co-wrote the movie with Owen Wilson. Anderson has a history of quirky movies (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Rushmore/dp/6305428239/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Rushmore</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Life-Aquatic-with-Steve-Zissou/dp/B003QSGF0C/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou</a>) in which he seems to revel in letting his actors expand within their characterizations and take over the movie. He also has an expert touch with cinematography; his sets are intimate and charming, creating a homey quality that comes next to claustrophobic, reveling in an expert sense of capturing the moments of character discovery that so often happen within his movies.\\n\\nHere it is no different, as plot is almost secondary to characterization. It is our coming to terms with these wealthy, privileged but ultimately lost human beings that drives our appreciation of the movie. In short, if you don't like the characters here, you won't like this movie. As such, I think discussion of the characters is more important than any real plot summary ...\\n\\nRoyal Tenenbaum, played by everyman actor Gene Hackman, is the head of a severely crippled family that is more or less stumbling on forward with life. Perhaps the truest synopsis of this family's problems is that they achieved success too early and are wading aimlessly now in the tide pool of that success, trying to find their way ahead. Though the movie begins with the estranged Royal explaining his upcoming divorce to his three grown children, it is only in the broadest sense that it could be said the movie is told from his perspective, in that we observe this mess of a family from the outside looking in.\\n\\nHis wife is Etheline, played by the marvelous Anjelica Huston. A noted archeologist, that she is attempting to divorce her husband is no surprise, but Henry, her accountant and the man she hopes to someday marry, is played by Danny Glover and he could be no more different than Royal if he tried. He is careful, tactful, thoughtful...and quite dull.\\n\\nThe children consist of:\\n\\nChas, obsessively played by an angry Ben Stiller: An international finance expert, Chas sued his father when he was in his early teens due to his father's theft of his savings bonds. Most importantly, however, he is a frenetic father whose inability to deal with his wife's death in a plane crash leads him to cling to his children like a mother hen in a doghouse. He openly hates his father, who shot him in the back with a BB gun when he was young.\\n\\nMargot, portrayed by a wispy Gwyneth Paltrow. She is adopted - a fact her father continuously refers to in front of her -- she is a playwright who won a grant when she was a high school freshman, but now spends her days eluding her husband by soaking in a bathtub and secretly smoking. She has half a finger missing but will not tell her family how it happened.\\n\\nRichie, ably played by Luke Wilson: A tennis pro who broke down and quit in the midst of a title match at the peak of his career, he is obsessed with adopted sister, and likely quit as a reaction to her marriage. He spends his time living as a passenger on an ocean liner.\\n\\nEli, played by an achingly hopeful yet sad Owen Wilson, is NOT a Tenenbaum, but dearly wishes to be. He is a young author of Western novels who now spends his days addled on drugs. He has been having an affair with Margot, and his drug habit will have some effect upon the family as the movie progresses.\\n\\nAnd finally, Raleigh St. Clair is played by the droll Bill Murray, a neurologist who excels in studies of the brain and yet has no idea as to what makes people tick. He spends the movie in an almost disturbing fascination with a young prodigy named Dudley, taking him everywhere so that he can constantly study him while completely ignoring his duties as a husband to Margot.\\n\\nIt's a quaint, neurotic and hilarious movie that is terrifically cast and layered in character...your tenth viewing of it will reveal things to you that you missed in your first nine viewings. If you \\\"get\\\" this movie, it will stay with you forever...it's that good.\",\n \"Product: Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey. The chilling tale of a religious fanatic who believes he is charged with killing demons in human form-and enlists his two young sons to help him. 2001/color/99 min/R.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Movie That Deserves SEVERAL Viewings\\n\\nReview: (Note: this review contains NO SPOILERS!)\\n\\n\\\"Frailty\\\" is a truly unsettling film, a rare movie that questions the power of faith and religious devotion. All too often, popular works raise issues like these, then fail to deliver the goods...but that's not true here. And, as a result, we're left questioning not only what we've seen, but our own beliefs as well.\\n\\nAnd that's really it, after all, given any work of fiction: don't we always ask ourselves what we would do in such a situation? Would we fight for what we believe, even flying in the face of danger?\\n\\nHere, however, we're not simply opposed by a big palooka with a big gun. We're faced with our own faith, and the power of our belief -- in conflict with everything a rational person holds to be true.\\n\\n\\\"Frailty\\\" is not afraid to ask the big questions, and one viewing will not be enough to answer them all.\\n\\nThat this film is directed with conviction by actor Bill Paxton is relatively amazing. Impressive as an actor (logging over 75 movies, he is probably best remembered for his \\\"Game over, man. Game over!\\\" in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Aliens/dp/B001609SQA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Aliens</a>), he has done nothing of note as a director EXCEPT for this film...and what an extraordinary film it is.\\n\\nThe movie begins with Matthew McConaughey's character Fenton Meiks coming into an FBI station in Dallas on a dreary, stormy night with a mind-boggling confession to make: he has been part of a homicidal string of murders known as the \\\"God's Hand Killings,\\\" and needs to speak to lead investigator Wesley Doyle (Powers Boothe).\\n\\nFrom here on in the film travels back in time to describe those killings, and to the role the young Meiks played in them...along with his younger brother Adam. The two boys live with their father (Paxton), a widower whose wife died before movie began. Their life is not idyllic, but comfortable; that is, until Dad rushes out to tell the boys that last night he received a vision from God, and he and the boys have been given a divine mission: to find \\\"demons\\\" and destroy them.\\n\\nWhile the impressionable Adam is quickly aboard with his father's quest, Fenton is disturbed when he finds out these \\\"demons\\\" look like ordinary men and women. True, their father has their names on a list he says God gave him, but to Fenton their father's actions constitute murder, plain and simple.\\n\\nSoon, their father gathers his materials: the list, an axe (which he names Otis) and a pipe (for knocking out the demons), a pair of gloves--soon to be explained, and a pit they must dig beneath a shed, where their missions will be finalized, and their bodies are soon after buried in a rose garden behind their house.\\n\\nThe first mission goes off without a hitch...Dad comes home with a female \\\"demon\\\" whom he carries down to the pit, and when Dad takes off his gloves and places his hand upon her he is struck by a vision and \\\"sees\\\" her crimes, which are left undescribed to us, but he clearly finds them to be horrible. Called upon also to touch her by their dad, Adam claims to see her deeds as well, but Fenton does not, and believes that his father is crazy, and Adam is brainwashed not only by his love for his father but also by his need to believe him.\\n\\nAnd thus the heart of the movie is laid bare: are his dad's visions real? Was he truly visited by one of God's angels, or has he gone crazy? Is he truly smiting demons, or is he only committing murder? Fenton clearly does not believe his father, and director Paxton intelligently does not allow us to see anything other than what he describes, leaving us to decide what we would do in Fenton's place.\\n\\nThere is more to this movie...the plot makes some twists and turns that deliberately disorient us, and thus our own decisions are tested. Boothe's character clearly does not believe the authenticity of the confession he is hearing, and toward the end of the movie he accompanies McConaughey to the rose garden itself, where we will learn the ugly truth behind it all.\\n\\nThe beauty of the story is that the layers do not get peeled off all at once, but bits at a time, and the result is a movie that you can talk about for hours afterward. I have seen the movie three times, and each of them has revealed levels to me that I did not grasp before.\\n\\nMany viewers have questioned the meaning behind the title of the movie, and after thinking about it I will leave behind my not-so-terribly cryptic clue. I believe \\\"Frailty\\\" refers to humanity's greatest weakness concerning our belief in God-- in the absence of hard proof.\",\n \"Product: This movie will have you on the edge of your seat.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Movie That Deserves SEVERAL Viewings\\n\\nReview: (Note: this review contains NO SPOILERS!)\\n\\n\\\"Frailty\\\" is a truly unsettling film, a rare movie that questions the power of faith and religious devotion. All too often, popular works raise issues like these, then fail to deliver the goods...but that's not true here. And, as a result, we're left questioning not only what we've seen, but our own beliefs as well.\\n\\nAnd that's really it, after all, given any work of fiction: don't we always ask ourselves what we would do in such a situation? Would we fight for what we believe, even flying in the face of danger?\\n\\nHere, however, we're not simply opposed by a big palooka with a big gun. We're faced with our own faith, and the power of our belief -- in conflict with everything a rational person holds to be true.\\n\\n\\\"Frailty\\\" is not afraid to ask the big questions, and one viewing will not be enough to answer them all.\\n\\nThat this film is directed with conviction by actor Bill Paxton is relatively amazing. Impressive as an actor (logging over 75 movies, he is probably best remembered for his \\\"Game over, man. Game over!\\\" in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Aliens/dp/B001609SQA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Aliens</a>), he has done nothing of note as a director EXCEPT for this film...and what an extraordinary film it is.\\n\\nThe movie begins with Matthew McConaughey's character Fenton Meiks coming into an FBI station in Dallas on a dreary, stormy night with a mind-boggling confession to make: he has been part of a homicidal string of murders known as the \\\"God's Hand Killings,\\\" and needs to speak to lead investigator Wesley Doyle (Powers Boothe).\\n\\nFrom here on in the film travels back in time to describe those killings, and to the role the young Meiks played in them...along with his younger brother Adam. The two boys live with their father (Paxton), a widower whose wife died before movie began. Their life is not idyllic, but comfortable; that is, until Dad rushes out to tell the boys that last night he received a vision from God, and he and the boys have been given a divine mission: to find \\\"demons\\\" and destroy them.\\n\\nWhile the impressionable Adam is quickly aboard with his father's quest, Fenton is disturbed when he finds out these \\\"demons\\\" look like ordinary men and women. True, their father has their names on a list he says God gave him, but to Fenton their father's actions constitute murder, plain and simple.\\n\\nSoon, their father gathers his materials: the list, an axe (which he names Otis) and a pipe (for knocking out the demons), a pair of gloves--soon to be explained, and a pit they must dig beneath a shed, where their missions will be finalized, and their bodies are soon after buried in a rose garden behind their house.\\n\\nThe first mission goes off without a hitch...Dad comes home with a female \\\"demon\\\" whom he carries down to the pit, and when Dad takes off his gloves and places his hand upon her he is struck by a vision and \\\"sees\\\" her crimes, which are left undescribed to us, but he clearly finds them to be horrible. Called upon also to touch her by their dad, Adam claims to see her deeds as well, but Fenton does not, and believes that his father is crazy, and Adam is brainwashed not only by his love for his father but also by his need to believe him.\\n\\nAnd thus the heart of the movie is laid bare: are his dad's visions real? Was he truly visited by one of God's angels, or has he gone crazy? Is he truly smiting demons, or is he only committing murder? Fenton clearly does not believe his father, and director Paxton intelligently does not allow us to see anything other than what he describes, leaving us to decide what we would do in Fenton's place.\\n\\nThere is more to this movie...the plot makes some twists and turns that deliberately disorient us, and thus our own decisions are tested. Boothe's character clearly does not believe the authenticity of the confession he is hearing, and toward the end of the movie he accompanies McConaughey to the rose garden itself, where we will learn the ugly truth behind it all.\\n\\nThe beauty of the story is that the layers do not get peeled off all at once, but bits at a time, and the result is a movie that you can talk about for hours afterward. I have seen the movie three times, and each of them has revealed levels to me that I did not grasp before.\\n\\nMany viewers have questioned the meaning behind the title of the movie, and after thinking about it I will leave behind my not-so-terribly cryptic clue. I believe \\\"Frailty\\\" refers to humanity's greatest weakness concerning our belief in God-- in the absence of hard proof.\",\n \"Product: Is the saving of innocent lives a worthy cause when everyone else condemns you for the act? This burden weighs on Bocca's heart as he continues his fight against Midnight Hiyoko. But who is the real enemy? Later Bocca and Sayoko arrive at a town filled with mechanical mice and meet a girl who could be a warrior of Melos if it weren't her hatred of warriors.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Visually Arresting, But Not Quite the Thinker It Hopes To Be\\n\\nReview: (NOTE for anyone who wants to give a negative review: please leave a comment to help me do better next time.)\\n\\nFirst: DO NOT READ Amazon's description of OBLIVION! It gives away key PLOT SPOILERS.\\n\\nFor my part, I will quite deliberately tell you only a little about the plot, as I think it really is best kept as a surprise. Thankfully, the commercials do not do it an injustice, and will not spoil your viewing.\\n\\nThe merest details of the story are as follows: Jack Harper (Cruise) is a repairman known as Tech 49 whose assignment is providing security in order to keep Hydrorig machinery running on what's left of our planet after a ravaging horde of aliens destroyed almost our entire race six decades ago. Alien scavengers are sabotaging the rigs on a daily basis, and all Jack and his partner are hoping for is to finish their job and join the remainder of Earth's survivors on Titan, a moon of Saturn.\\n\\nAs for anything else, it's best you keep your mind clear until you see the movie.\\n\\nThe acting is very competent and while not entirely engaging, it doesn't have to be: the movie aims for a deliberate aloofness here. And, though the movie has Cruise in almost every shot it is not a typical star turn for him. For once Cruise has selected a movie that features him but is not ABOUT him, in a sense...it's about what secret lies behind their strange day-to-day existences.\\n\\nOlga Kurylenko (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Quantum-of-Solace/dp/B001VIMCW4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Quantum of Solace</a>) and Andrea Riseborough (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Brighton-Rock/dp/B005V3HM7K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Brighton Rock</a>) are excellent, as is Melissa Leo (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Flight/dp/B00BB8RKH6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Flight</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Olympus-Has-Fallen/dp/B00BEIYHO2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Olympus Has Fallen</a>). While Morgan Freeman is featured prominently in the ads, he does not play a large role in the film...though it is pivotal.\\n\\nOBLIVION is an interesting mix...lots of action, yet it tries to be a thinker. As such, it does provide a puzzle that needs to be put together by the viewer. The real, ultimate problem is that once that's accomplished there isn't a lot there to ponder afterward. There's a twist, yes; it just isn't all that intellectual. Think <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Planet-Of-The-Apes-1968/dp/B0053EZWZQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Planet Of The Apes (1968)</a> without the BIG shock.\\n\\nWhat OBLIVION does really well is look good. It superimposes post-apocalytic scenes of desecrated New York landmarks upon a desolate landscape laid waste by enemy invaders. Shot in Iceland during their 24-hour cycles of daylight, the juxtaposition makes for a stark composition of collapse and ruination...an earth no longer even worth inhabiting.\\n\\nAs always, the desolation is New York City's: the Manhattan (or is it Brooklyn?) Bridge juts out of the silt, in the midst of a rocky crag there is an entrance to a big interior room of the New York Public Library, the Empire State Building appears only from the observation tower on up, and a big football stadium (is it the Met Life Stadium?) lies in ruins.\\n\\nWhat director Joseph Kosinski (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Tron-Legacy/dp/B004R63MWQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Tron: Legacy</a>) and cinematographer Claudio Miranda (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Life-Of-Pi/dp/B00BSBT8M6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Life Of Pi</a>) accomplish is to produce the devastation of Earth through the browns, blacks, and greys of the soil and rocks, counterpointed by the bright blueness of the ever-present sky. There is a gorgeous iridescent blue and black night swimming scene in Jack's sky suite, wherein the two actors swim tastefully naked inside a transparent pool. Indeed, Cruise's silver-blue uniform and his clear glass bubble-like helicopter are sleek and artistically interposed in this world of greys, blues and browns. When they travel into space, it is primarily dark and black. When he is trapped within the hidden caverns of his enemy it is a dark, shadowy world of blacks, greys, and browns.\\n\\nThere is only one place in this whole movie that really displays color, and it is a hideaway Jack has created for himself in what one can only assume is New York's Adirondacks -- though these scenes were shot in California. It's a little hamlet of lush greenery that has within it a cabin of artifacts Jack's lifted upon his trips around the ruins of NYC. He has tucked away books, Procul Harum and Led Zeppelin albums, a doll, and photos near and dear to him. The audience at my showing had a little chuckle at the fact that he places on one shelf his own iconic sunglasses...to my way of thinking, the trademark of one Mr. \\\"Top Gun\\\" Cruise.\\n\\nSo the film is strikingly visual, and a beauty to see at the theater. I saw it in an IMAX theater (though it was not shot that way) and it was gorgeous. Besides that, the soundtrack by French band M83 is also alternately pensive and rousing, peacefully employing a lone piano one moment, then next dishing up an insistent orchestral piece.\\n\\nAll in all, OBLIVION is a beautiful, striking, thoughtful work, though it doesn't -- as perennial one-year old genius Stewie Griffin might say -- \\\"leave us richer for the experience.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Years ago, a sleepy town was terrorized by the North Bend Reaper. Despite a massive manhunt, the Reaper was never found. Now a group of actors are trying to cash in on the town s notorious killings by hosting a murder mystery party, but in the mist of the fun and games they come to realize someone is killing them off, one by one. Has the Reaper come back for one last dance with death?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This Should Be Getting Higher Ratings!\\n\\nReview: NOTE: THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!\\n\\nI really liked \\\"The Darkest Hour.\\\" In fact, I am surprised at the number of negative reviews here on this site. While I do not feel it was a five-star movie, I do feel this movie did exactly what it had to, as well as it could.\\n\\nTo be honest, when I first heard that an aliens-invade-the-earth movie was going to involve two American \\\"aliens\\\"--that is, two Americans visiting Moscow on a business deal--I found the notion intriguing but not compelling. I mean, why Moscow, right?\\n\\nBut the movie takes off very quickly. Once Ben and Sean, the two Americans, are double-crossed by their Russian \\\"partner\\\" Skyler, several things are set in motion: their two personalities are clarified in crisis, they have a need to go out and burn off steam (and meet Natalie and Ann), and the audience is ensured that Skyler's gonna die.\\n\\nAll of that takes no more than five to ten minutes of screen time. And when the aliens do arrive, they do so in noteworthy fashion: as little Aurora Boreali that drift to the streets. As it has been typical of aliens ever since \\\"War of the Worlds\\\" did it on the radio 70 plus years ago, the intruders somehow zap! people into nothingness. It isn't until sometime later we begin to understand how (through some kind of electrical disintegration).\\n\\nAnd, as we find out after the five of them spend an unspecified number of days hiding in a food storage room, there are apparently precious few human beings on the planet left alive.\\n\\nWhat really made this film enjoyable was the clever use of its characters, particularly Sean, played by Emile Hirsch. I hesitate to use the word \\\"plucky\\\" except it describes him to a T: resourceful, creative, resilient, he becomes the backbone of not only their twosome, but also the film. I found Hirsch to bear a resemblance to a more cheerful \\\"Bourne\\\" as he noodles his way through situations that are making others crumble.\\n\\nIndeed, this characteristic is echoed throughout the movie, a thing we are fond of calling The American Spirit, but its appearance in this movie proves it does not belong to us alone. A likewise spirit among surviving Moscovites helps prove human tenacity is a worldwide human characteristic. Not that everyone has it--and this film doesn't mind killing off its central characters, mind you--but those that do are like little islands within the desolate streets of a ruined city...and, we suppose, world.\\n\\nI loved \\\"The Darkest Hour.\\\" I thought it did what good sci-fi movies without a blockbluster cast or budget do: package its product with good, clever special effects, but never forget it is character and story that drive a movie. Emile Hirsch and the rest of the cast (Olivia Thirlby, Rachael Taylor and Max Minghella, among others) created compelling personalities who were always interesting.\\n\\nCredit also goes to the special effects team for not only dreaming up a clever representation of a menacing alien presence, but also for giving its characters interesting ways of dealing with it as well. The film never feels stale, never drags, never becomes unbelievable.\\n\\nAnd the proof of the fact is that, given the fact that we are left in the perfect position for a sequel, it is one I definitely want to see.\",\n \"Product: Years ago, a sleepy town was terrorized by the North Bend Reaper. Despite a massive manhunt, the Reaper was never found. Now a group of actors are trying to cash in on the town s notorious killings by hosting a murder mystery party, but in the mist of the fun and games they come to realize someone is killing them off, one by one. Has the Reaper come back for one last dance with death?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This Should Be Getting Higher Ratings!\\n\\nReview: NOTE: THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!\\n\\nI really liked \\\"The Darkest Hour.\\\" In fact, I am surprised at the number of negative reviews here on this site. While I do not feel it was a five-star movie, I do feel this movie did exactly what it had to, as well as it could.\\n\\nTo be honest, when I first heard that an aliens-invade-the-earth movie was going to involve two American \\\"aliens\\\"--that is, two Americans visiting Moscow on a business deal--I found the notion intriguing but not compelling. I mean, why Moscow, right?\\n\\nBut the movie takes off very quickly. Once Ben and Sean, the two Americans, are double-crossed by their Russian \\\"partner\\\" Skyler, several things are set in motion: their two personalities are clarified in crisis, they have a need to go out and burn off steam (and meet Natalie and Ann), and the audience is ensured that Skyler's gonna die.\\n\\nAll of that takes no more than five to ten minutes of screen time. And when the aliens do arrive, they do so in noteworthy fashion: as little Aurora Boreali that drift to the streets. As it has been typical of aliens ever since \\\"War of the Worlds\\\" did it on the radio 70 plus years ago, the intruders somehow zap! people into nothingness. It isn't until sometime later we begin to understand how (through some kind of electrical disintegration).\\n\\nAnd, as we find out after the five of them spend an unspecified number of days hiding in a food storage room, there are apparently precious few human beings on the planet left alive.\\n\\nWhat really made this film enjoyable was the clever use of its characters, particularly Sean, played by Emile Hirsch. I hesitate to use the word \\\"plucky\\\" except it describes him to a T: resourceful, creative, resilient, he becomes the backbone of not only their twosome, but also the film. I found Hirsch to bear a resemblance to a more cheerful \\\"Bourne\\\" as he noodles his way through situations that are making others crumble.\\n\\nIndeed, this characteristic is echoed throughout the movie, a thing we are fond of calling The American Spirit, but its appearance in this movie proves it does not belong to us alone. A likewise spirit among surviving Moscovites helps prove human tenacity is a worldwide human characteristic. Not that everyone has it--and this film doesn't mind killing off its central characters, mind you--but those that do are like little islands within the desolate streets of a ruined city...and, we suppose, world.\\n\\nI loved \\\"The Darkest Hour.\\\" I thought it did what good sci-fi movies without a blockbluster cast or budget do: package its product with good, clever special effects, but never forget it is character and story that drive a movie. Emile Hirsch and the rest of the cast (Olivia Thirlby, Rachael Taylor and Max Minghella, among others) created compelling personalities who were always interesting.\\n\\nCredit also goes to the special effects team for not only dreaming up a clever representation of a menacing alien presence, but also for giving its characters interesting ways of dealing with it as well. The film never feels stale, never drags, never becomes unbelievable.\\n\\nAnd the proof of the fact is that, given the fact that we are left in the perfect position for a sequel, it is one I definitely want to see.\",\n \"Product: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE meets SIN CITY in this high-concept visual thriller. John and Emma, father and daughter, are thrust into a fantastical dream-world battle between forces of good and evil in this allegorical tale of love, loss and the search for redemption.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rarely Has a Movie Done So Much With So Little!\\n\\nReview: '\\nNO SPOILERS WITHIN!\\n\\n\\\"Ink\\\" is a creative juggernaut. I mean it...I was floored by how this film did such a great job at what so many multi-million dollar movies fail to do: use every iota of their power to move their audiences.\\n\\nNo million dollar cast, no amazing special effects (and for a fantasy movie at that!), no ad campaign whatsoever, and still I sat there stunned by how well this minor little project from an independent film company (Double Edge Films) worked.\\n\\n\\\"Ink\\\" is a movie that I don't want to tell you too much about, but I will give you the barest of bones: while there are gentle spirits who slip into our bedrooms at night to give us pleasant dreams, a lovely child has an ugly beast slip into her room to steal her away. For reasons as yet unknown, perhaps even to the spirits themselves, the spirits decide to save this girl, and the movie depicts this struggle. I should also say that, while a child is central to the work, it is not a work necessarily FOR children.\\n\\nI am sure I have done this movie a disservice to describe its plot in such generalities, but I think the greater disservice would be to rob you of the pleasure at peeling away the layers of this clever, brilliant work. I was certainly puzzled often as this film moved along its path, and as with many mysterious, \\\"intellectual\\\" movies I wondered if I would get it, and if the film would be worth the effort. Believe me, YOU will, and IT will. In spades.\\n\\n(Incidentally, I placed the word \\\"intellectual\\\" in quotes in the paragraph above because, while I think it is an intellectual film, I don't want you to think it is one of those heady films for nerds. I think A LOT of people would like this movie.)\\n\\nAnd while this is indeed a largely metaphoric work, you don't have to be an English major to follow it. I do feel I need (and want) to see it again, as there are layers of this onion that I will have a more enhanced enjoyment of on my next viewing. But I think the beauty of \\\"Ink\\\" is in -- after breathing \\\"Wow!\\\" at the end of your first viewing -- getting together and talking about it with someone. It's really a bright, bright piece of film making.\\n\\nAnd to get back to those effects: without cheapening anything, director, writer and co-producer Jamin Winans (who did the editing AND music as well!) deserves much credit for getting inexpensive techniques to do so much. This is no \\\"Our Town\\\" where the people lie on the floor to depict graves or climb a step stool to go upstairs. But with simply \\\"Pop!\\\"-ing people into or out of a shot (a technique available to cinematographers since Chaplin), or using lighting, or costumes, or even putting a distorting pane of glass in front of glass in front of some characters' faces, you'll right away feel you're in a whole different level of the world. It really works, and absolutely doesn't come off as cheap.\\n\\nAs with the rest of the film, the actors are first rate. I've often wondered why we always dote on placing the same elite group of actors in all the films we see, and this is good evidence for not following that route. Chris Kelly, Jessica Duffy, Jeremy Make...these are names we should be hearing about much more than we are. They are terrific in their roles and I was surprised to find that none of them have yet been in any major film. They, like everything else in this fine movie, work wonderfully.\\n\\nIf you like smart cinema that works on a variety of levels, you'll love \\\"Ink.\\\" See it, and spread the word around.\",\n \"Product: It was supposed to be a simple birthday weekend in Southern California. But when sunrise arrives two hours early in the form of a haunting light from an unknown source, a group of friends watch in terror as people across the city are drawn outside and swept into massive alien ships that have blotted out the L.A. skyline. From tankers to drones and hydra-like extraterrestrials, the aliens are inescapable and seemingly indestructible. Now, it will take every survival instinct the group has to elude capture in this riveting, action-packed sci-fi adventure starring Eric Balfour (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Donald Faison (\\\"Scrubs\\\") and Scottie Thompson (Star Trek).\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: I Think \\\"Skyline\\\" Is Shooting a Bit High\\n\\nReview: NOTE: THIS REVIEW HAS NO SPOILERS!\\n\\nI really wanted to like this film. I love sci-fi, I love alien invasions, I'm a fan of Donald Faison..especially if he dances. Well, he doesn't dance. Nor does this movie.\\n\\nI wanted to give it a chance. I saw it took an original approach to a War-of-the-Worlds-type of alien invasion: when the attack occurs, what if we situate almost the entire movie in an apartment, and have the characters WATCH most of what's going on? That, and having only a couple of B list actors in it probably saved the producers a crate load of money so they could ramp up the special effects a bit.\\n\\nBut the problem is there's no real plot, either. Just people running around. While, yes, I'm sure that some people might indeed act that way in a situation like this, I don't think it was wise to make it comprise the whole plot line. It was extremely thin, repetitive, and frustrating.\\n\\nAnd, as for characterization, I really found it difficult to like ANYONE in this movie. As the opening scene begins with the drunks left over from a party at a Hollywood special effects director's house, you don't find them at their finest. And they just get worse: one's bitchy, another's grouchy, and our star has just found out his girlfriend is pregnant. Ouch.\\n\\nAll in all, the writers never gave us a reason to root for anyone in the movie, especially when the hotel concierge shows up. At first I thought Ah!, a guy with some sense. But then he turned out to be perhaps the most unlikeable of all...a tough thing to accomplish in this film.\\n\\nAnd a word about Eric Balfour, our star. Does anyone find the guy attractive? He looks like someone beefed up Adrien Brody and then squished his face in an elevator door. I don't get why he's a star, here or in shows like \\\"24,\\\" or anything, in fact, that isn't about circus freaks.\\n\\nThe special effects were pretty good, and I have to admit I liked the approach that the characters could only watch sporadic military involvement. I would guess that would mimic real life: why would the average person know what the military was planning?\\n\\nI also liked that the TV was no help at first...that seemed clever and possible. But a few minutes later the TV was displaying great camera shots of a military assault against the aliens, complete with zoom lens shots and steady cam and great editing...pretty contradictory.\\n\\nThe film was directed and co-produced by the Brothers Strauss, who are mostly special-effects guys, cutting their teeth in the X-Files movie, the iceberg sequence in \\\"Titanic,\\\" and a bunch of other films like \\\"The Fantastic Four\\\" and \\\"The Day After Tomorrow.\\\" So, good effects: check. Actors and story: Nope.\\n\\nSo, overall, the film was weak. If you want to see a good film with a similar premise, see \\\"The Darkest Hour.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Witness the end of civilization unfold as hostile alien invaders attack the planet. As people everywhere watch the worlds great cities fall, Los Angeles becomes the last stand for mankind in a battle no one expected. Now it's up to a Marine staff sergeant (Aaron Eckhart) and his platoon to draw a line in the sand as they take on an enemy unlike any theyve ever encountered in this epic sci-fi action film.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Much Better Movie than Detractors Say It Is\\n\\nReview: In terms of audience reaction to \\\"Battle: Los Angeles,\\\" I think it's interesting to look at the breakdown of 5's, 4's, 3's...etc.; at the time I wrote this there were slightly under 50 reviews, and it was the complete opposite of a \\\"bell\\\" curve. Most reviews were positive, with over half of the ratings in the 4 and 5 region. Then there were over a third of them in the 1 and 2 region...and only FOUR rated it in the middle, a 3. The audience either loved it or hated it, and...\\n\\nI really enjoyed it myself.\\n\\nI thought it had a nice, gritty approach, with the emphasis on a single platoon's encounters with their portion of alien invaders. Handheld cameras, soot, dirt, grainy shots, chaotic action...it seemed much more realistic than I was expecting. As one of the interviewed actors said, it was a war film that happened to have aliens in it.\\n\\nWhen people claim it was like \\\"Independence Day\\\" I have to disagree. Certainly there were similarities, but heck, they're both alien invasion films. I thought it shared more similarities with \\\"District 9\\\" actually; both were similar in technical approaches (see the preceding paragraph), and both emphasized a plot that was about a problem that also happened to include aliens....in \\\"District 9\\\" the subject was immigration.\\n\\n(And I think holding \\\"Independence Day\\\" up as a bastion of All That Is Great in Sci-Fi is faulted, by the way. Really, think about it: almost any individual aspect of that movie was pretty bad: the cliches ran overtime, what with Randy Quaid, and Judd Hirsch... and what about that ridiculous scene where Will Smith hijacks a helicopter to his old base, where his fiance just HAPPENS to be waiting WITH the President's wife?)\\n\\nI felt this movie did a fine job emphasizing the smaller, more personal aspects of battle, rather than the grand D-Day approach of thousands of men and dozens of personalitiies. While Aaron Eckart's character (Sgt. Nantz) had a pretty timeworn problem--in that he was a warrior facing the end of his 'useful' days--I felt he did a terrific job of infusing the role with the hoorah! of the marine, and the characters serving under him came off as authentic as well. There were hardly any really name actors in this film, and I think that made this more genuine, too.\\n\\nThe action was constant, from the moment the troop helicopter touched down in L.A. There was almost no let up, and I don't need a spoiler warning to tell you that a good deal of the cast in the beginning of the movie isn't around at the curtain call. And those that are around at the end look pretty beat up, scraped up, and worn...not like those old movies where John Wayne's uniform wasn't even dirty at the end of the movie.\\n\\nSpecial effects were terrific, as one is coming to expect nowadays, and the movie incorporated a pretty solid alien enemy, keeping them hidden and mysterious for a good deal of the film, then letting us in on them bit by bit. One of the \\\"meatier\\\" moments involved probing an alien's body in a scene that goes a good deal further than waterboarding, which I thought would receive at least a little more of a reaction from the general public--it was certainly worse than anything Jack Bauer did in \\\"24.\\\" But I guess it's one of those things that we would shout out about were it an enemy soldier who also happened to be human.\\n\\nWatch this film, and try to think of it in terms or what it is: a war film. I think you'll like it....I certainly did.\",\n \"Product: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter explores the secret life of our greatest president, and the untold story that shaped our nation. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (director of Wanted) bring a fresh and visceral voice to the bloodthirsty lore of the vampire, imagining lincoln as history's greatest hunter of the undead.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun, Kinetic Vampire Stomper --- Just Don't Think\\n\\nReview: If you think movies are made to be enjoyed as action festivals, and thinking is not overly necessary, then this is a film for you. If you have any desires in the way of cerebral movie making, go elsewhere...this is a silly movie that counts on the fact that you'll go for its funny premise, and then it pretty much depends upon stunts and slight historical tie-ins to provide the remaining humor (Alan Tudyk of <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Dodgeball-A-True-Underdog-Story/dp/B000I9X6NG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story</a> as Stephen A. Douglas, for instance).\\n\\nWe meet Honest Abe when he witnesses the death of his mother -- of course at the hands of vampire Jack Barts, portrayed by Marton Csokas (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Lord-of-the-Rings-Trilogy/dp/B007ZQAKHU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Lord of the Rings Trilogy</a>]). This brings about one of the film's conceits: that slave owners are actually vampires, spawned by a vampire named, of course, Adam, played by Rufus Sewell (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Dark-City/dp/B008G87K74/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Dark City</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/A-Knight-s-Tale/dp/B008Y7DKK8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">A Knight's Tale</a>) an evil slave owner whom Abe stopped from whipping up on a slave named William Johnson. From then on he battles them, though for the large part of the early film he is the only one who sees them. His tutor in this endeavor is a man named Henry Sturges, played by Dominic Cooper (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Captain-America-The-First-Avenger/dp/B0095P33IW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Captain America: The First Avenger</a>). Naturally, Abe's weapon of choice is -- of course -- an ax? And one with a rifle inside of it.\\n\\nTo relate more of the plot is to endeavor in foolish details, but suffice it to say that Abe not only goes on to be POTUS, bu he also leads the Civil War campaign against the South in order to ride the country of vampires...AKA slave owners. Here's where I found the premise to be a little wonky and maybe just a tad offensive; to me, it signified that America's slave owners can be excused from their actions by telling us they were inhabited by demons. Yes, it's just a comedy, but I found this to be pretty rank.\\n\\nWhat takes place throughout this movie is all cinematic play: stop-action violence where axes and bullets and teeth are all bared in their glory for the sake of the audience. Lest you find yourself taking this too seriously, Abe not only chases the bad guys by literally running along the backs of stampeding horses, but our vampire actually grabs one of the horses by its hoof and swings the horse itself at Abe's head.\\n\\nThe vampires have impossibly wide mouths and teeth like stalactites, and they move with a visual flurry that begs even the most forgiving minds. Leaps are not enough: the vampire springs off, grabs a chair, flips it mid-leap, then lands upon its attacker with the legs of the chair pinning their limbs. Such rampant visual imagery is meant to fill the screen with action, but it tends to numb the viewer, as do the constant \\\"deaths-that-aren't-deaths\\\" as the profligate vampires go on and on in their almost endless fights.\\n\\nThat notwithstanding, ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER is a silly movie that at times tries to dress up in serious clothes, and while it is never outside being tongue-in-cheek, I found it too silly to be serious, and too serious to be funny.\\n\\nIt's like going to a Chuck E. Cheese and meeting Daniel Day Lewis... it's just incongruous.\",\n \"Product: From the producer of Alice in Wonderland comes a new vision that turns a legendary tale into an action-adventure epic. The evil Queen Ravenna (Academy Award winner Charlize Theron) will rule forever if she can take the life of Snow White (Kristen Stewart), so she dispatches the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) to track her down. But the wicked ruler never imagined that the Huntsman would train the girl to become a brave warrior, skilled in the art of war. Filled with intense battles and spectacular visual effects, Snow White & the Huntsman is a thrilling experience that shouldnt be missed Shawn Edwards, Fox-TV.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Pleasing Re-Telling of the Tale\\n\\nReview: Right off the bat: I'm not a teenaged girl. I'm neither impressed by Chris Hemsworth's muscles, nor rabid over how Kristen Stewart's affair with director Rupert Sanders screwed over her \\\"Twilight\\\" co-star and ex(?)boyfriend Robert Pattinson.\\n\\nThat said, I hope I've just established my credibility when it comes to reviewing this film.\\n\\nAnd I liked it just fine.\\n\\n\\\"Snow White and the Huntsman\\\" is an interesting, well-acted, enjoyable yet violent take on the Brothers Grimm tale, and one can certainly do worse than sitting down to enjoy it.\\n\\nThough Stewart and Hemsworth and competent in their roles, the real stars of the tale are Charlize Theron and the CGI effects...both accomplishing their tasks splendidly throughout the film.\\n\\nTheron does a stellar job--as is her habit--playing Ravenna, the Evil Queen. Her quest to be the most beautiful woman in her kingdom is so malevolent even plant life perishes throughout the region. And Theron seems to relish the role, thoroughly encompassing a cold, heartless woman who maintains herself by quite literally sucking the life out of every fair woman she encounters. It is safe to say that it is Theron who \\\"owns\\\" this film, and it is she whom you will recall longest after the movie has ended.\\n\\nAs for the CGI, as always it ran the risk of overwhelming the film. Here, however, I felt it performed its task of embellishment the movie with the technique necessary to tell the tale, and when it did draw attention to itself it was only to marvel how well this was accomplished, much in the manner of beautiful scenery or great acting. As in, say, the \\\"Harry Potter\\\" films, it seldom drew away from the experience of watching the film, instead enhancing it in a necessary and stunning manner.\\n\\nChief among these moments would be Ravenna's magic mirror, to whom she makes the well known chant of \\\"who's the fairest of them all?\\\" Instead of merely reflecting her or invoking the image of the spirit within it, the mirror turned liquid, gloopily oozing down from its perch onto the floor only to rise in the evocation of a being under a shroud--a very eerie image indeed. (I would have enjoyed seeing it get back upon the wall, but the movie did not supply that moment, alas.)\\n\\nAdditionally, the seven (initially eight) dwarves were quite effectively performed by normal-sized actors (including Brian Gleeson, Ian McShane and Bob Hoskins) whose faces were melded upon the heads of smaller actors. It was seamlessly accomplished, though I did hear it created some resentment among \\\"little\\\" actors who felt slighted by their seeming exclusion.\\n\\nI felt that Stewart and Hemsworth were fine, though I felt that their roles could have been performed by any other actors--in particular Stewart, whom I have never really felt is that accomplished an actress, nor certainly the \\\"beauty\\\" who would drive Theron into any jealous rage. As for director Sanders, for whom \\\"Snow White\\\" was his first feature film, I felt the movie was nicely balanced and paced, and made for a very enjoyable afternoon.\\n\\nAll in all, a pleasant movie, and satisfying. My only statement of caution applies to parents of impressionable youngsters: you might be wise to take the tykes elsewhere, as the violence may unsettle them.\",\n \"Product: 100% GUARANTEE!. We sell used movies from our DVD rental kiosk, every movie is visually inspected and buffed with a commercial DVD buffer before shipping if needed. We do not include any Ultra Violet codes, digital copy codes, or the 2nd extras disk. Movie may not be in original case, but will be in a standard DVD or Blu-Ray case with original artwork.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Arrr-Go Watch this Great Movie!\\n\\nReview: I'm old enough to remember the hostage situation - the beginning of the 444 days of captivity of the \\\"other\\\" Americans who were unable to get out of the embassy - and how that situation was one of the causative elements that drove Jimmy Carter out of his Presidency, and Ronald Reagan in.\\n\\nAnd I, like most people on the planet, had never heard of the six who escaped. Until now.\\n\\nI should alert you that while this is a thrilling movie, with tension you can cut like pieces of cake, it is not an action movie. No car chases. No precipitous cliffs. No fisticuffs. No sex. Yet it will retain your attention as if all four were present, and much more.\\n\\nIt's a dry production, with little fanfare, little glitz, and little showboating. But it scores high on tension and focuses its energies on the realities of the situation, letting glances serve as bullets, and angry words serve as explosions. You WILL be caught up in the tension and emotion by film's end. And you'll laugh as well, when you least expect it.\\n\\nPart of the reason for the strengths in this film come from, of course, the actual situation. One doesn't have to travel very far in time or location to picture a dense Muslim world with ugly Americans walking a tightrope in between our world and theirs.\\n\\nWhen a situation like this WAS foreign, in fact, was the 1970s, right before as all of this became everyday language to non political science majors. To give you an idea, I was in London that very summer, in fact, in Hyde Park's \\\"Speakers' Corner\\\", when a group of angry protesters caught my eye. They were marching within the park, gathering protesters by the minute, and I was fascinated by the situation.\\n\\nBeing the optimistic airhead that I was, I walked over to the protesters to get a closer look. I couldn't tell what their posters said, and even their flag--held with pride by several men and women--was foreign to me, so I began inspecting.\\n\\nBY the time I realized friends saw me, I puzzled over why they were so energetically waving at me and calling me over. When I returned--to their relieved shouts--I began to realize it was my time to learn a little about the growing tension between our cultures.\\n\\nAbout this film: Not only is Affleck wonderful when it comes to directing this taut, suspenseful and economic thriller, but he is equally terrific as \\\"exfiltration expert\\\" Tony Mendez, the CIA man who came up with the daunting plan to fake a film project that was looking to shoot in Iran. It was his job to import faked documents and distribute them, making sure to drill the six on the particulars of their new identity in order that not even the smallest mistake would befall them.\\n\\nAffleck supplies the movie with a steely resolve that typified what Mendez provided: for it was Mendez who was the backbone of the operation...it was his plan, his neck, his name, his character, his planning, that meant life or death to these six individuals. His was not the only neck on the block, and those roles are also characterized well -- Bryan Cranston as his supervisor, Jack O'Donnell; Alan Arkin as film producer Lester Siegel; John Goodman as Hollywood makeup artist John Chambers; and rising star Scoot McNairy as Joe Stafford, the most vocal and skeptical member of the six Americans being rescued. All of these roles -- and many others -- are handled skillfully. They make it an intelligent -- and occasionally darkly funny -- escape movie.\\n\\nThe movie has been nominated for scores of awards: it's up for seven Oscars, and has already won Best Picture (Drama) and Best Director at the Globes; it won Outstanding Cast Performance in a Motion Picture as the 19th Screen Actors Guild Awards; and Best Film Best Edition, and Best Director at the British Academy Film Awards; and well over a dozen other awards by major film societies across the country.\\n\\nThe movie came about after the information concerning the rescue became declassified, and in 2007 published an article entitled \\\"How the CIA Used a Fake Sci-Fi Flick To Rescue Americans from Tehran.\\\" for <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Wired-1-year-auto-renewal/dp/B001U5SPME/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Wired (1-year auto-renewal)</a> magazine. (The rescue had, however, served as the plot to a 1981 TV movie.) Having read the article, Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and Grant Heslov formed a production team and quickly snatched it up, securing distribution rights from Warner Brothers. Shot for almost $45 million, it took in almost half of that on its opening weekend, and three times that as of the date of this review.\",\n \"Product: Region Free 3D Disc\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Multi-Oscar Winner, and Deservedly So\\n\\nReview: THERE ARE NO SPOILERS WITHlN!\\n\\nYou might have heard this once, even several times, before: \\\"Hugo\\\" is Martin Scorsese' love song to the movies. If so, it was a menage a trois.\\n\\n<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Invention-of-Hugo-Cabret/dp/0439813786/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Invention of Hugo Cabret</a>, written by Brian Selznick, is one of the most charming and sweet (and lengthy) children's books to have come along in a long time, and of course it, too, is a loving tribute to the early days of cinema and in particular the films of Georges Melies, an early master of stop-motion cinematography. Melies was one of the real pioneers, serving as a producer and actor and cinematographer and editor and makeup and production designer and special effects--heck, he even wrote a soundtrack.\\n\\nBut beyond all of that he was a director of--and I hope you're sitting--MORE THAN 500 FILMS. While all of them were shorts, it is still a remarkable achievement.\\n\\nYet for all his accomplishments his story is frequently a sad one, and it is to that end that Hugo directs a good deal of its later attention.\\n\\nBut even if one were to throw this noble goal aside, \\\"Hugo\\\" is, first and foremost, a movie that will evoke in you the joy of watching a beautiful, moving, attentive, colorful and, above all, heartfelt emotion. It is a tale that all of you--man, woman, boy, girl, old, young--will love.\\n\\nIn a nutshell, an orphaned boy named Hugo (perfectly cast in the form of Asa Butterfield) is able to make a meager living keeping all the clocks ticking in a gorgeous old Paris train station during the 1930s--and here's the kicker--as long as no one realizes that his father has passed away some time ago and the boy has been running everything by himself ever since. He is fully capable, but there are tight, tense moments when a deliciously petty and hilariously despicable station inspector (well played by Sacha Baron Cohen) gets closer and closer to discovering his secret.\\n\\nHugo's one lasting connection to his father outside of the timepieces is a mysterious clockwork man, an intricate automaton that he is desperately trying to repair. To this end he has found one friend and confidante in a young girl named Isabelle (Chloe Grace Moretz), and together they work to discover its secrets.\\n\\nThere are other great character actors here--Ben Kingsley, Emily Mortimer, Ray Winstone, Christopher Lee, and Jude Law, to name several--but of equal or greater impact is the train station itself, beautifully rendered and captured in all of its brass-y and steam-y splendor by director Scorcese and his fellow creators. To this end, the movie won five Oscars (including Best Cinematography, Art Direction, and Visual Effects) and was nominated for six others (including Best Picture and Director).\\n\\nFrom its terrific opening shot--a faraway panoramic view of Paris swoops down, then inside the beautiful, gleaming Gare du Nord train station, sweeping along its gleaming tiles and rails until if finds its way into the intimate quarters of young Hugo. It's a stunning piece of camera work and special effects, and it sets the tone for the technical mastery throughout. But the beautiful thing is that Scorsese, despite all the technology and inventive special effects, never loses sight of the characters the story is about, and the ultimate outcome is an is intimate, personal story about not only an orphaned boy trying to find his roots, but about the film industry as well, and its roots as well.\\n\\nAs such, it represents the best things that a movie can do, and be: a conveyor of mass media that can still be astonishingly personal. See this movie, and it will touch you, too.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"The Artist\\\" Is True Art\\n\\nReview: Since this is such a well-known title, yet still a \\\"foreign\\\" film in both senses of the word (it was written and directed by Michel Hazanavicius and stars Jean Dujardin and Brnice Bejo; additionally, a lot of people here in the U.S. still don't know a lot about it other than the fact that it was talked about a great deal), I thought I'd list some quick \\\"facts\\\" about it that might help people decide whether they wanted to watch it.\\n\\n1) It is almost entirely silent; and\\n\\n2) It is in black and white, but was actually shot in color; yet\\n\\n3) It is A LOT OF FUN to watch; yet\\n\\n4) It is actually a somewhat dark movie: and\\n\\n5) It is set in the five-year time period starting in 1927, just about at the end of the silent era; and\\n\\n6) It also features dance numbers and music features prominently here; and\\n\\n7) Though the film stars Dujardin, who deservedly won many Best Actor awards, I felt it was Berenice Bejo who really won my heart; and\\n\\n8) It was introduced at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, where it was awarded Best Actor; and\\n\\n9) It became the most awarded French film in history, nominated for ten Cesar awards and winning six (among them Fest Film, Director, and Actress); and\\n\\n10) It is foreign (French), but has many American actors (among them James Cromwell, John Goodman, Missi Pyle, Penelope Ann Miller, and Malcolm McDowell); and\\n\\n11) Jack (the Dog) was actually played by three identical Jack Russells; and\\n\\n12) It was nominated for 10 Oscars and won five (among them Best Picture, Director, and Actor); and\\n\\n13) It was nominated for six Golden Globes and won three (Best Picture, Actor and Original Score); and\\n\\n14) It was nominated for 12 BAFTAs (the British \\\"Academy Awards\\\") and won seven (among them Best Picture, Director, Actor, and Original Screenplay); and\\n\\n15) It was on countless Top Ten Lists across America; and\\n\\n16) The film gives visual and auditory \\\"nods\\\" at many of Hollywood's great films (\\\"Citizen Kane,\\\" \\\"Grand Hotel,\\\" \\\"The Mark of Zorro,\\\" to name a few), but perhaps the most interesting is that it is only the second silent film to win an Academy Award--the other being \\\"Wings,\\\" the Academy Awards' FIRST Best Picture ever.\\n\\n17) An odd closing fact: composer Ludovic Bource, who created \\\"The Artist\\\"s musical score, was accused of \\\"rape\\\" by 1950s actress Kim Novak due to the use of a Bernard Herrmann musical composition created for the 1958 Hitchcock classic \\\"Vertigo,\\\" in which Novak had starred. Novak actually declared that \\\"my body--at least my body of work--has been violated\\\" even though Herrmann's piece was legally borrowed, paid for, and credited (as is commonly practiced); and,\\n\\nFINALLY: I hope you see it, and love it, as I did. BON TEMPS!\",\n \"Product: After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany, a mysterious girl with problems of her own.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What a Great Ensemble Movie!\\n\\nReview: NOTE: This review DOES contain SPOILERS!\\n\\nLet me say this one thing to ANYONE reading this review: \\\"Silver Linings Playbook\\\" is a wonderful movie, and if you have not seen it you should do two things:\\n\\n1. Literally, run out and see it. Now. You'll not see a finer ensemble movie this year. Then,\\n2. Don't read anymore of this review until you do.\\n\\nI am breaking from tradition here. Generally, I like to write reviews that praise or criticize movies, making sure to tell minimal plot details and, above all else, not to divulge spoilers that might ruin the story for anyone who has not seen it. This will not be the case here; I was moved enough by this superb movie to want to talk freely about it, and you should STOP HERE IF SPOILERS WILL UPSET YOU.\\n\\n\\\"Silver Linings Playbook\\\" is a masterful contradiction: a mainstream movie shot like an indie, its rough edges are expressed in broad strokes as well as personal details. It is loud yet minimal; it is personal, yet speaks to all of us. It is a movie that is probably about no one you can think of, yet it will resonate with an intimacy that will speak to all of us.\\n\\n\\\"We're not liars like they are,\\\" Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence in a bravura performance) said in defining her relationship with Pat (Bradley Cooper, truly splendid in this role), and she's right: their respective brushes with mental disorder have somehow left them without the ability to restrain the words we all think but never say.\\n\\nThese moments create comedy, but they can also be very uncomfortable. We find out early they are broken people. Pat, a teacher, was institutionalized for eight months after he left school early one day, found his wife in the shower with a fellow teacher and almost beat him to death. Upon Pat's release he is invited to his friend Ronny's house for dinner and it is there he meets the recently widowed Tiffany, whose policeman husband died behind the wheel. Though Ronnie specifically cautions him not to, his first words to her are, \\\"How did your husband die?\\\"\\n\\nIt is a potentially alienating question, as is their conversation about the medication prescribed to \\\"help\\\" them. Yet Tiffany responds to his honesty and a potential shaky bond is formed. This candor is foreign to their host; Ronny himself had only just confessed to Pat how the very home improvements he had moments ago been bragging about are strangling him financially. Urged by Pat to say this to his wife, his host frantically hushes him lest his wife might hear.\\n\\nThis openness has its limits; due to the particulars of her relationship with her husband at the time of his death Tiffany is now a recovering sex addict, and Pat's tendency to continually call her a \\\"slut\\\" quickly wears thin. And his inability to see beyond his need to rehabilitate his relationship with his ex-wife Nikki is a continual barrier to his relationship with Tiffany moving forward.\\n\\nMake no doubt about it: Pat is a broken man. In fact, there are several scenes in the early part of the movie where Pat is seen reading Hemingway's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/A-Farewell-To-Arms/dp/B002JMTV52/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">A Farewell To Arms</a> in an effort to come to fully embrace his wife by reading her curriculum for the school year. We laugh when he reads the ending of the novel and flings it out the window of his attic bedroom. \\\"That book sucks!\\\" he shouts, complaining about the book's ending, wherein two lovers undergo tremendous hardships in WWI, escape to Switzerland and, when they are finally safe, she dies in childbirth. He is enraged that Hemingway had the audacity to consider THAT a good and proper ending to a book. (We'll return to AFTA later.)\\n\\nWhat is so refreshing about \\\"Silver Linings Playbook\\\" is how it all fits together so well and bears up under further scrutiny beyond the simple words of the script. Their drama may not be Shakespearean in language, but it is still one we recognize as eternal, and digging for symbols is a task refreshingly rewarded.\\n\\nThat Pat wears a black Hefty bag through which he's poked neck and arm holes is attributed to the moist Pennsylvanian weather, yet the fact that he sees himself as trash is not without merit. He is continuously trying to better himself and his station so that Nikki will take him back, yet he is forever stymied by the court order forcing them apart. That Tiffany offers to carry his letter to Nikki gives her a reason to see him, but her terms of the bargain forces him to continuously practice with her so that she may enter a dance contest some weeks away. He agrees not only for the purpose of passing on the letter, but so that Nikki may see that he is bettering himself.\\n\\nThat Tiffany and Pat's first evening takes place on Halloween bears up as well, as they are the only ones that day unmasked. Once inside the modest diner he has taken her to he, hilariously, orders Raisin Bran--the breakfast cereal--to make sure their night together is not seen as a formal date. Understandably, their meal ends with her soon after storming out the door, and in her anger she cries out when he tries to mend things, arousing the public to her cause. It is her betrayal of him that causes her to see him as a trapped and flawed individual, and she quickly calls off his tormentors.\\n\\nHe is alone (his last name, after all, is Solitano), as she is, and he needs someone fiercely--he simply has picked the wrong horse. For a movie that relies upon gambling so much (more about that later on), is such a metaphorical comparison out of line?\\n\\nIt is also at that moment that she witnesses the anguish he feels whenever he hears the Stevie Wonder song \\\"My Cherie Amour,\\\" which was not only his wedding song but the song playing while his wife and her lover were showering. Throughout the early part of this movie the song has plagued him, yet it is Tiffany's penchant for cutting through the superficial that causes her to shout, \\\"It's just a song; it's not a monster!\\\" and it is then he finally begins to place the song in perspective.\\n\\nI have not even touched on the wonderful secondary characters in the movie--and how often can one apply such a term to Robert De Niro? His character of Pat, Sr., has lost his job and is relying upon bookmaking to fund his construction of a restaurant he has dreamed about running all of his life. While such a dream drives the action of the second half of \\\"Silver Linings,\\\" perhaps more important is De Niro's skilled portrayal of a faulted man run by his compulsions, a psychological disorder that also, certainly, had something to do with the Pat's upbringing. He is a Philadelphia Eagles fanatic; he has recorded and catalogued every game they ever played. This is odd, but perhaps not worthy of being called \\\"crazy\\\"; yet we soon find out he has done the same with other items in his house, including blank envelopes. Now, THIS is a compulsion worthy of merit.\\n\\nThat Cooper's Pat has trouble with De Niro's Pat is not hard to fathom: after all, his father's repeated pleas to simply spend time with his son at first come across as a man's earnest desire to reconnect with his offspring, and we at first see the younger Pat as being callous for neglecting him. Yet it is only later that we realize his father really has been harboring a secret motivation: he sees his son as \\\"lucky\\\" and wants to use him as one of his ever-present talisman.\\n\\nIt is wholly appropriate that when this all reaches a peak, it is Tiffany who sees them through it.\\nIn fact, a few revelations later we find it is, as usual, the women who have been pulling the strings all along. Not only did Tiffany, as she put it, \\\"do my research\\\" and point out to Pat, Sr. that his son has been a good luck talisman all along when in HER presence, but we find too that it is Pat's mother who had secretly helped Tiffany corner Pat all along.\\n\\nBut the climactic scenes, wherein EVERYTHING comes to a head--the relationship, the dance contest, the restaurant wager and the all-important meeting between Pat and his ex-wife Nikki--Tiffany and Pat finally reveal to each other their love. \\\"I loved you when I first met you,\\\" he declares, \\\"I just didn't know it at the time.\\\"\\n\\nThis is where the movie at once and at last unites with Hollywood and gives us the \\\"proper\\\" ending we've hoped for all along--against Hemingway's nihilism and against the cynicism one might expect here. It is proper, though, that this one hope goes along with Hemingway's famous quote from \\\"A Farewell to Arms\\\" (as long as one doesn't read much farther): \\\"The world breaks everyone, and afterward many are strong in the broken places.\\\"\\n\\nIt is quite possible to see just how Pat and Tiffany are, indeed, \\\"stronger at the broken places,\\\" and may now achieve their Hollywood ending after all.\\n\\n * * * * *\\n\\nNOTE: As I write this, Jennifer Lawrence has just picked up a Golden Globe for her stellar performance (it was up for four); that Bradley cooper lost to Daniel Day Lewis in \\\"Lincoln\\\" is nothing to be ashamed of. It is nominated for eight Academy Awards, including the acting quartet, director, adapted screenplay, film editing, and...oh, yes: Best Picture.\\n\\nIt achieved an American Film Institute Movie of the Year, and is up for four Screen Actors Guild Awards (Actress, Actor, Supporting Actor, and--the one I love--Best Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture; last year's winner was <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Help-Two-Disc-Blu-ray-DVD-Combo/dp/B005J6LKVI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Help (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)</a>).\",\n \"Product: Django Unchained (2012)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good, But I Can't Wait Until Tarantino Grows Up\\n\\nReview: NOTE: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A STRICT REVIEW OF \\\"DJANGO,\\\" LOOK ELSEWHERE.\\n\\nAll on board to see a Quentin Tarantino movie? Let's check the list:\\n\\nHollywood star power? Check. Masterful characterizations? Check. Clever plot twists? Check. Lots of wordplay? Check.\\n\\nGood...sounds like a nice night. Oh, but don't forget...\\n\\nRampant brutality? Check. Murder and mayhem? Check. Buckets of blood? Check. Strings of nasty racial epithets? Check.\\n\\nYes, like it or not, they're both Tarantino. I like him; in fact, ever since I first saw RESERVOIR DOGS--when I had realized this was a real Hollywood star in the making--I have caught every movie he's directed or written. It's just that I'm beginning to see the pattern, and I'm wondering if he's gotten caught up in himself.\\n\\nAnd so, what about \\\"Django\\\"? Well, I particularly enjoyed the first half, where the pacing and plot really sizzled. But it was during the second half when I began wondering if he isn't getting a bit predictable, substituting blood and offal for substance. Of late, in fact, it's been one of the main concerns I have with Tarantino's \\\"direction\\\"--and I mean that in both senses.\\n\\nPerhaps \\\"predictable,\\\" alone, is the wrong word, but...to invent an oxymoron for this director...I think Tarantino's becoming guilty of \\\"predictable shock.\\\"\\n\\nAs an example I bring up the \\\"n-word,\\\" which is a word I can't even spell out in this review, but it is used as freely in this movie as oxygen. And yes, I know the whole notion of slavery is repulsive and the director wants to shock us, but one begins to wonder why Tarantino revels in this aspect SO much. It's OVERDONE...much like the use of swear words by a precocious teenager when out of sight of the parents.\\n\\nAnd it's not just racial epithets...it's anything he can do to stun the audience.\\n\\nIt's EVERYWHERE for him: in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Inglourious-Basterds/dp/B002YCVX5S/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Inglourious Basterds</a> the shock tactic is applied to a farcical imagining of a platoon of vengeful G.I. Jews (how could the director not have utilized that pun?), and in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Grindhouse-Two-Disc-Collector-s-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B003VMFWYI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Grindhouse (Two-Disc Collector's Edition) [Blu-ray</a>] it's the ludicrous inanity of steroidal zombies run amuck, and characters have names like \\\"The Rapist\\\"; in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Kill-Bill-Volume-1/dp/B006RXQ8RI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Kill Bill: Volume 1</a> it's all about chopsocky violence so plentiful that in one incredibly l-o-n-g sequence the walls and floor drip crimson; in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Kill-Bill-Volume-2/dp/B006SAR6P8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Kill Bill: Volume 2</a> our protagonist lies in a coma for four years while an orderly charges \\\"customers\\\" money to repeatedly rape her...\\n\\nDo I have to go on? <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Pulp-Fiction/dp/B005T3AYAE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Pulp Fiction</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Reservoir-Dogs/dp/B001DM1V52/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Reservoir Dogs</a>, and even films in which he does piecework--like \\\"From Dusk 'Til Dawn,\\\" <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Sin-City/dp/B0065AVS0K/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Sin City</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Natural-Born-Killers/dp/B000HL093A/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Natural Born Killers</a>--it seems he is a giggly boy out to paint on a canvas that with only the red portion of the spectrum.\\n\\nI don't want to come off as a grumpy old man, but I'm wondering what Tarantino is wasting his considerable talent this way. There are so many great scenes that he creates when he tries.\\n\\nIn \\\"Inglourious Basterds,\\\" Christoph Weitz's interrogation of the Frenchman in his house absolutely terrifies the viewer though its subtle undertone of menace; in \\\"Kill Bill II\\\" David Carradine's monologue about Superman's lack of a mask is wonderful not only because of its intelligence, but also in how it allows him to parade his superior position over the protagonist.\\n\\nAnd who can forget Samuel Jackson's and John Travolta's offbeat conversation about French Burger Kings--as well as the grand history of the Bruce Willis' wristwatch--in \\\"Pulp Fiction,\\\" and the magnificent opening scene in \\\"Reservoir Dogs\\\" between mobsters arguing with each other about what Madonna meant by her expression \\\"Like a Virgin\\\"?\\n\\nAnd all of these great scenes--and others--are done without violence.\\n\\nTarantino can MAKE stars as well as re-awaken fading actors careers. He has developed a genre of playful innovation, like the use of anime in \\\"Kill Bill\\\" to tell the horrible story of one assassin's upbringing; the use of editing to skip the ENTIRE robbery that is at the very HEART of \\\"Reservoir Dogs\\\"; the anachronistic style of telling stories that skip here and there in time (used so well in \\\"Pulp Fiction\\\" and the two \\\"Kill Bills,\\\" particularly).\\n\\nThe thing that bothers me about \\\"Django\\\" is the joy in the vile, especially in a time where guns are such a prevalent force in America. It's constant: it's in the use of language, it's in the hateful killing. And, more than ever now, he's reveling in the ecstasy of violence, gouts of blood, and wholesale slaughter.\\n\\nAs Tarantino is rumored to be directing \\\"Kill Bill 3,\\\" not much is going to change---not very soon, at least. I do love this man's talent, but I feel has not yet displayed the maturity that defines a great director; an ability to do more than just continue one particular kind of film.\\n\\nI look forward to the day he is more than this generation's Sam Peckinpah. I hope I get to see what he is capable of BEYOND the merely titillating, and defines himself not as a giggly boy, but as a man.\",\n \"Product: Directed by J.J. Abrams. Starring Zachary Quinto, Simon Pegg, Karl Urban.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just About a PERFECT Movie\\n\\nReview: Is there anything J.J. Abrams can't turn into gold?\\n\\nAfter the visionary TV masterpiece <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Lost/dp/B00005JNOG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Lost</a> and other hits, The Star Trek franchise is his latest to be touched by his Midas' finger, and soon it will be <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Star-Wars/dp/B000PMLFRA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Star Wars</a>. After that, a <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Cloverfield/dp/B001AOKA3W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Cloverfield</a> sequel, a few video game reboots (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Half-Life/dp/B00005ME8S/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Half-Life</a> and...ohmygod!...<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Portal/dp/B00140P9G0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Portal</a>), and then he's a producer of Star Trek 3 and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Mission-Impossible/dp/B0094K1WZE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Mission: Impossible</a> and who knows what else? The man's a genius.\\n\\nSTAR TREK INTO DARKNESS is terrific; it maintains the integrity of the characters, is true to the ideals of the franchise, and besides all that it is a GREAT MOVIE. I thought it hit on all cylinders, even some hokey ones...which any true fan knows are all part of the Star Trek persona. In fact, this new \\\"alternate universe\\\" Star Trek is really doing a great job of keeping up with the traditions of the old series, treating the parallels with both reverence and, at times, playfulness.\\n\\nI applaud the decision to shoot it in IMAX; every shot in this movie is crisp and lush and BIG. STID is visually so immediate it feels like it takes place in your veins; even the sounds are intense. In our showing one nearby gentleman stood up during the credits and bellowed to the audience, \\\"Did anyone else think this was too loud?\\\" and NO ONE answered him. I certainly didn't...though yes, it was loud, it was so alive and urgent that I felt I was sharing their atmosphere.\\n\\nSo much is done to give the movie an amazing sense of presence, as if Abrams truly understands the reverence that even scientists love to \\\"Trek.\\\" For instance, whenever warp drive is achieved the ship has that familiar e-long-a-tion that, a la Einstein's theory, stretches it just before it punches into warp. But now the vessel makes a final splintering SNAP! as it disappears, and there is a brilliantly iridescent blue trail that the camera immerses us in as it crackles and pops, as if even its speed is a living entity. And Abrams also understands there is nothing like being aboard the captain's command center; it has a luminous blue and white that shimmers in its intensity, making it what it should be: a magical place that pulses with the presence of command. Even the inclusion of the very appropriate but always missing \\\"Permission to come aboard the bridge!\\\" is a welcome addition, addressing not only proper naval etiquette, but also the privilege it is to enter the command center of a ship - and ESPECIALLY the Enterprise.\\n\\nAs for characterization, the new Trek advances the personalities of the crew without being faithful to the characters they inhabit. There is so much that is correct here in this new iteration of the storyline that I continually found myself actors morphing into the original characters. Chris Pine inhabits Captain Kirk perfectly; he has his swagger and seeming invincibility down so pat that his eventual moment of humility seems truly genuine and moving. The opinion of Sheldon (of <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Star-Trek-Into-Darkness-Blu-ray/dp/B009934S5M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\"></a>) aside, Zachary Quinto's Spock and Karl Urban's Bones are so spot on that they seem to inhabit the skin of the original actors. To say too much in the way of specifics would be reveal spoilers, but I will tell you that attention is being given to the original series in so many ways. So many moments will cause Trekkers to grin; and, beyond the more obvious ones there are even some moments and actions that only REAL Trekkers would notice. For instance (and don't worry, I'm being cautious of spoilers): the very fact that Chekov is absent from the bridge for a while is significant, as is the name of a new character. (If there's no Trekker around you, look it up.)\\n\\nAnd Benedict Cumberbatch is also magnificent as the villain John Harrison; truly intense and dark, he seems to inhabit his rogue with a sinister passion - his lip seems to curl with each word, and he loads the glare of his eye with an evil intensity as deep as space. He is more than a match for Kirk and the Enterprise, and he carries off his role with such a style that there must be SOME way to get him to return in the future...I would look forward to that so much that I'd look for a wormhole to get there.\\n\\nAbrams has taken a giant leap ahead with STID. He has created a universe LIKE the original, but with the ability to take the old stories and move on FROM there, with respect and admiration for the original. Above all, I suspect Roddenberry himself would have liked this new take on his franchise, because it envisions what he had hoped for: a universe built upon respect for individual rights, where - to quite liberally quote the famous mantra - to boldly go where no one has gone before...or if they did, to go there again, and do something unique the next time around, reverentially, carefully, and with great love.\",\n \"Product: Three dumb guys who think they're smart rob a Mob protected card game, causing the local criminal economy to collapse. Brad Pitt plays the enforcer hired to track them down and restore order.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Yuk. This had such promise...\\n\\nReview: For me, no two ways about it: this was bad.\\n\\nI wanted to like it. I thought the cast was sharp (Brad Pitt, James Gandolfini, Ray Liotta, Richard Jenkins, Sam Shepard, Vincent Curatola, and a young actor I like named Scoot McNairy), the adaptation of novelist George V. Higgins' book sounded interesting, and the promising good reviews had come in from Cannes and elsewhere. I was hoping to discount the low grumbling I'd heard from some of the few members of the general public who did make it to the theaters to see it.\\n\\nYes, I hoped I was going to like it, and sure enough I felt the beginning of the movie was extremely promising. I got the feeling it was trying to be all those gritty movies and cable shows one reveres--a latter-day \\\"Sopranos,\\\" or a grittier \\\"Goodfellas\\\" or even...dare I say it? A Tarantino-esque venture.\\n\\nI though maybe, just maybe there might be something here within the hard-to-like characters and the strange cadence of their conversations: not only between the dumb crooks who felt they could rip off other crooks, but also the ones between two other, sharper crooks who were called in to deal with the first guys. Oh, good, I thought: a wise \\\"talkie\\\" crime film full of clever, realistic street dialogue and occasional shocking cruelty.\\n\\nAnd as it began I thought...how clever to set it in an unusual era (2008, during which a politically charged Senator Obama and sitting president George W. Bush trade their versions of the American dream). How cleverly the words of politicians will serve as a counterpoint to the brutality in the words and deeds of the criminal element of these \\\"business\\\" men.\\n\\nYeah...it's just that it didn't accomplish any of this. At least not that I felt. It was a dreary (constantly raining) and dismal film absent of anything that could remotely be thought of as snappy, clever dialogue. There were a couple of really laughably vulgar comments (especially delivered by Gandolfini), but I didn't think those made it under anything close to wittiness.\\n\\nI didn't read Higgins' original work, but it had to be better laid out than this. I didn't mind the rootless ugliness of having to do \\\"business\\\" this way, or the disappointing unfairness of having to do repulsive things, or even the poorly thought out pointlessness of the violent trade--I could take those things. It was that there was nothing sharp or new about this film.\\n\\nOkay, I get it: this is a visceral world where bad things happen. College types need not apply. And I get the whole counterpoint of the election, too: that America is a business. And I suppose it could be said that the empty \\\"charm\\\" of the politicians was in its own way hideous to the criminal element, too, right?\\n\\nNo...that may be among the things this was trying to say, but it was dull as dishwater and had the subtlety of a hemorrhoid. By the tired end of this tired movie I was tired of making excuses on its behalf. Its dialogue was not witty; it just used a lot of crudity and brashness. I'm not a prude...I just believe there's a difference between good dialogue and bad, and vulgarity has its place among many great works.\\n\\nBut this just wandered around, aimless. It was like watching a bunch of guys argue for about an hour and a half. There was action, and it came across as shocking (which it should), but it's a poor movie that simply depends on shock value in place of cleverness. And sometimes it was stupid: why would a seasoned hit man shoot over the roof of his car at a mark who on the other side of his car? I couldn't think of a worse \\\"advantage.\\\"\\n\\nAnd the whole thing about America being a con game...there was such a sledge hammer approach to it as a symbol here that it may as well have had bells go off whenever the TV was blaring its message. \\\"Here I am!\\\" it shouts...\\\"I'm talking here!\\\" TV's \\\"Family Guy\\\" uses more nuance.\\n\\nSorry, guys, I really wanted to like this. I'm giving it three stars because, gosh, it DOES have this great cast. I would love to love this film, but no. I really didn't. And, to top it all off, there was suddenly this point when it was abruptly...OVER.\\n\\nHowever, I probably shouldn't complain: like the grunts used to say about their military chow: \\\"It was awful and there was too little of it.\\\"\\n\\nMaybe that's the one thing for which I should have thanked THEM.\",\n \"Product: dvd\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: It's a Good Time To Try Harder\\n\\nReview: Yes, John McClane is back. That's good, except this particular outing is not exactly the best of the quintet. In fact, at best it probably ranks somewhere around the fourth or fifth of the bunch. The franchise is getting lazy. REALLY lazy, but more on that in a minute.\\n\\nOn the flip side, you probably didn't come to this one to think, anyway.\\n\\nThis time McClane is in Russia: his estranged son Jack (Jai Courtney) has turned up in Moscow, charged with murder, and he's copping a plea deal by testifying against a highly popular political prisoner whose trial could bring down a (need I say it?) corrupt high-ranking Russian official.\\n\\nBut as always, there are complications. As the commercials tell you, his son is a CIA spy, deep undercover, and the only thing about him that's real is his deep-seated anger at his father. Regardless, John flies out to Moscow (filled in for nicely by shots of Budapest, Hungary).\\n\\nGiven the immensity of the case against the dissident, that John and Jack will even see each other would be problematical; that they would meet would seem impossible. But of course the impossible comes true, and the pair go around Russia shooting up everything.\\n\\nThat any of this makes sense is utterly beside the point. For instance, there is practically no interference by the Russian police; at no time during any of the many over-the-top sequences do any of the cops seem to be anywhere in the picture...during helicopter shootouts and battles on rooftops, there is no sign of the local constabulary. But then again, Russia's known to be a pretty free-and-easy laid-back country, isn't it? So this would make sense.\\n\\nAdditionally, when the two McCanes are running around Moscow with the country's Most Wanted Man, THEY DON'T EVEN COVER HIS HEAD WITH A HAT. And nobody notices him...even bleeding from a bullet wound in his arm. But if I have toilet paper stuck to my heel, I catch it from everyone.\\n\\nThough director John Moore (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Max-Payne-Unrated/dp/B001O5187E/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Max Payne (Unrated)</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Flight-Of-The-Phoenix/dp/B000J00SDK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Flight Of The Phoenix</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Behind-Enemy-Lines/dp/B000L9EKL0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Behind Enemy Lines</a>) is not exactly an A-movie guy, he does a fair job of framing close ups. I cannot remember a Die Hard with as many head-and-shoulder shots, and it works here in the set ups, especially because of the character in Willis' wrinkled eyes and bald pate...and that's before he gets the crap beaten out of him.\\n\\nAnd yes, this plot is pretty much paper thin...at least in the other stories, when all hell broke loose and McClane began working his magic, he was usually lost in the midst of a larger story that required the full attention of the police or whomever. But, as mentioned earlier, there is no hint of any real police action...after one firefight, both the Russians and the American CIA seem to throw up their hands and say, \\\"Hey, this is too rough for us!\\\" and drop right out of the picture.\\n\\nBut the movie is chock full of enjoyable car crashes, shoot outs, helicopter stunts and full-blown confrontations that it's unlikely you'll care much about all of this, anyway. Each stunt is as gigantic as always, so don't think you're being cheated in this regard. If you came to see big stunts, you won't be disappointed in the least.\\n\\nIt's just as jam-packed with scenes of mayhem as the other Die Hards, and some of it (but not a lot) is worth the admission price: a scene where they fall through several levels of debris, boards, glass and ceilings (as seen in the commercials); car chases that include military vehicles being launched through the air; and the destruction of an entire floor of a hotel by a military helicopter is striking.\\n\\nAnd the demise of one particularly onerous bad-guy is particularly crunching: we just begin to wonder if the film has entirely given up on originality - since this villain's initial downfall is virtually identical to one in the original, first, movie - when all of a sudden something comes along and practically vaporizes him...to the amused groans of the movie audience.\\n\\nAll in all, this Die Hard is a fun movie, but it doesn't live up to its potential...the franchise could be at risk if it doesn't do better than this. While it could be surmised the series is possibly looking to set up Jai Courtney's taking the reins, and he does a passable job, he lacks the wise-cracking persona that identified this series and its three previous sequels.\\n\\nBut if they want to continue, it has to do more, ESPECIALLY at today's prices: it's one thing to pay for myself and my daughter to see a weak but entertaining movie, but to have paid almost $30 to do so?\\n\\nYou have to do better, Die Hard.\",\n \"Product: Ex-military investigator Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise) leaps off the pages of Lee Child's bestselling novel and onto the big screen in the explosive thriller the critics are calling 'taut muscular gruff and cool.' When an unspeakable crime is committed all evidence points to the suspect in custody who offers up a single note in defense: 'Get Jack Reacher!' The law has its limits but Reacher does not when his fight for the truth pits him against an unexpected enemy with a skill for violence and a secret to\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tom Cruise converts skeptics as a great Jack Reacher\\n\\nReview: I had resisted seeing this movie because I'd gotten a little tired of the Tom Cruise Machine, and I only took a shot at it when I found it last night on free Prime Instant Video. And you know what? I'm really glad I did.\\n\\nIf you are a guy, even add a bonus half star. If you're a guy who likes Lee Child, the author who created the Jack Reacher persona, make it a full bonus star. And if you like movies like <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Road-House/dp/B00FJULE92/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Road House</a> and, heck, just about any Clint Eastwood flick, then what are you doing reading this review? Rent the movie already!\\n\\nThis wasn't always the case: when news of Cruise's casting reached Child's fans, there was a good deal of disapproval, based largely on the diminutive star's height. But Cruise was Child's choice, and upon its release most fans recanted that opinion...and I must say I agree. Tom Cruise carries out the portrayal well, giving Reacher his characteristic full-on intensity and drive - and Cruise added to that persona by performing all of the driving stunts himself.\\n\\nWithout giving away ANY plot details, I'll tell you this: the movie starts with a sinister, brutal action sequence and never really lets up, and that's saying something, because Cruise doesn't even show up for the first fifteen minutes. But when he does the movie doesn't skip a beat: Reacher's almost legendary loner-ism and unbreachable \\\"code\\\" is characterized extremely well by Cruise, and his strength of character really powers the film, making you believe that Reacher is a thinking man's John McClain, an almost mythical zen hero like <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Billy-Jack/dp/B00HV2PR1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Billy Jack</a> was from the early 1970s.\\n\\nAnd it's not just Cruise that makes this film what it is: Werner Herzog makes an extremely wicked villain, and powerful supporting performances by the capable Rosamund Pike, the relatively unknown David Oyelowo, and the always marvelous Richard Jenkins really turn up the dramatic heat.\\n\\nAnd look for Robert Duvall to show up in an absolutely fantastic character role just when you've forgotten you saw his name in the credits.\\n\\nTo conclude: while REACHER did not perform up to Cruise's typical box office clout, it did well enough (over $200 million internationally) to warrant an upcoming sequel (from Child's novel <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Never-Go-Back/dp/0440246326/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Never Go Back</a>). Given what I've seen here, it's one movie I won't be resisting the next time around.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Sweet Zombie Flick that Doesn't Quite \\\"Live\\\" Up To Its Potential\\n\\nReview: For all of you who have been wishing - nay, craving - for a feel-good zombie movie, this one's for you: WARM BODIES scavenges several genres to bring you just the right touch of supernatural sentiment. It's a comedy wrapped in a romance wrapped in the slowly revitalizing flesh of not-quite-too-dead zombies.\\n\\nAs you might have learned, WARM BODIES concerns the story of young R (get it? Arrrr-r-r!), who narrates his tale of transformation and rebirth with a little whimsy thrown in. It seems that some zombies - well, those who haven't yet reached the stage of skeletonization - are starting to notice changes in themselves. R (played by Nicholas Hoult of <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Jack-the-Giant-Slayer/dp/B00CISAPJS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Jack the Giant Slayer</a>) and M, his friend (Mmmmm....get it?) are beginning to realize they are experiencing thoughts and the desire to express them, though their mouths are not cooperating...just yet.\\n\\nIt's in the midst of a minor zombie vs. humans battle at the start of the movie that an interesting thing occurs: not only is R's life spared by the woman looking at him through her gun sights (apparently due to his moonpie eyes...natch), but his consumption of her boyfriend's brain sparks romantic thoughts in HIM, and these tender thoughts drive R not only to want to get to know her better, but to protect her as well. When he escorts her to his <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Wall-E/dp/B003QTSMXE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Wall-E</a>-like airplane home base, where we find he's been wrestling with the humanities for awhile: the plane is full of little human trinkets like snow globes and old vinyl LPs that he gathers along his semi-staggering wanderings.\\n\\nWell, of course, complications ensue. Most notably, it turns out Julie, the girl he has rescued (played by Teresa Palmer of <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Sorcerer-s-Apprentice/dp/B002ZG99KO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Sorcerer's Apprentice</a>) is the daughter of the leader of The Human Army (or something LIKE that, anyway) played by a very humorless John Malcovich. Since the humans are hiding behind a rather HUGE wall in their efforts to stem their seemingly hopeless losing streak, it's going to be up to Julie and R to convince her dad that the \\\"warm\\\" zombies are changing, and worthy of saving.\\n\\nNone of this really has to make sense; what does matter is that this pleasant movie just misses being a whole lot of fun. Director and writer Jonathan Levine, who based his movie on the book of the same name by Isaac Marion, has a lot of good comic stuff going on, but it tries so hard to be just a little violent, and just a little romantic, that it lacks just a little humor. It wouldn't have taken much to make it an off-the-wall comedy or an equally zany romance, but unfortunately it is just too little of each.\\n\\nFor instance, having R and Julie meet under her balcony (R and Julie-t...get it?) is a nice, subtle touch, and having Rob Corddry co-star as M is good, too - but not much is done with those assets. Hoult has a great face, and some good comic sensibilities, but I felt he was being held back...probably unavoidably, as zombies can't really show much expression. But his airplane lair never really developed into anything, and there are other little moments similarly missed throughout: one funny when R teaches Julie to walk like a him in order to blend in with his pack he actually has to tone down the zombie in her. Again, it's good for a laugh or two, but goes no further.\\n\\nRegardless, even though WARM BODIES is more cute than comic, it's still fun, and I did enjoy it. It's a sweet, loveable movie all around, and great for a nice evening together cuddled on the couch.\",\n \"Product: A powerful story based on one family's survival of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, the Impossible stars Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor and is directed by J.A. Bayona (The Orphanage). Based on a true story, the Impossible is the unforgettable account of a family caught, with tens of thousands of strangers, in the mayhem of one of the worst natural catastrophes of our time. But the true-life terror is tempered by the unexpected displays of compassion, courage and simple kindness that Maria (Naomi Watts) and her family encounter during the darkest hours of their lives. Both epic and intimate, devastating and uplifting, the Impossible is a journey to the core of the human heart.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Searingly Powerful Movie\\n\\nReview: This is not only an amazing movie, it's a metamorphic experience: a film of such epic tragedy can make you take a hard look at your own life and rethink some of your priorities. Following what these people went through can truly make what we think of as hardships look really petty and foolish in comparison.\\n\\nTHE IMPOSSIBLE is simply stunning; you'll be as astounded by the heartbreaking scope of this catastrophe as you will by the technical skill it must have taken to recreate it. When I heard that the very same hotel location was used to stage this movie, I was staggered. It actually looks as if the whole island was inundated again by the tsunami that occurred in 2004...the shots are so realistic, so powerful, you wonder how director Antonio Bayona could have put his actors through it - especially the children.\\n\\nWhile this is a calamity of major proportions, THE IMPOSSIBLE does not try to show the horrors undergone by everyone; after all, such a task would have been impossible. What Bayona does is follow one family during the tragedy, and in particular the spectacular Naomi Watts (as wife and mother Maria Bennett) and Tom Holland (as 12-year old son Lucas). They were put through hell - not just the characters, but the actors as well. Bayona does a masterful job of displaying the agonizing power of the waves, jerking Watts this way and that like a rag doll in a blender. While she was deservedly nominated for best Actress by the Academy Awards, the Screen Actors' Guild, and the Golden Globes, it's a true oversight that Holland was not: his performance is truly amazing. It's hard to believe he had only provided the voice for a cartoon character before this movie. So much of the story depends upon the strength he gathers during the nightmare to somehow pull his family together; it's a powerhouse performance that displays what must be a bright future ahead.\\n\\nIt is an amazing story all of its own, but to realize that it's true makes it truly astonishing. Yet there are some who have found fault with this movie...without my giving away details of the tale, they criticize the fact that the story centers upon a white family of privilege, when so many Thais are used as background, their suffering marginalized. But this is, after all, Maria's story: she wrote the book upon which the story is based, cataloging the agonies her family went through. It's hard to argue with the film's priorities at that, I think. Certainly the island's horrific torment is here to see, and their agonies are clear. That it focuses on one family actually gives it an immediacy that a wider scope might have missed. It is a story about her struggles, but writ large.\\n\\nI remember immersing myself in the tragedy when it occurred back in 2004, eventually feeling that I had come to an understanding about their struggles and the horrors they went through. But the impact of this movie hit me like a ton of bricks: there is NO way to understand what survivors of such an event must feel. While the force of the waves themselves was staggering, of course, equally horrendous was the disappearance of society, the total stripping away of the structure we always take for granted. Despite any struggles that we go through we always expect that the world will stop and take care of us in our times of need. Yet THE IMPOSSIBLE is effective at showing us that here ALL is lost and even society itself has been shattered. Not even a bureaucracy can survive such an event. This movie makes the presence of a simple orange as a thing of beauty, equally so the immediacy of a cell phone. The simple act of someone saying, \\\"Can I help you?\\\" is an achingly powerful act of generosity when it is so clear that EVERYONE is suffering here...no one came out unsullied in this tragedy. There is a moment when the central character opens her eyes and asks a three-word question I've heard said in other movies, but here it is an astonishingly powerful three-word phrase: \\\"Am I dead?\\\"\\n\\nSee THE IMPOSSIBLE. It is at once terrifying and reassuring, blisteringly painful yet comforting, heart wrenchingly sad, yet tearfully happy. It is about the stripping away of everything we thought was permanent and the building of a firmament in its place. We see for the first time inside this tragedy, yet we emerge outside with a reborn spirit. It is a powerful, frightening, sad, hopeful, and wonderful movie.\",\n \"Product: Disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning finds himself trapped inside the White House in the wake of a terrorist attack; using his inside knowledge, Banning works with national security to rescue the President from his kidnappers.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Butler Did It...and So Did Willis, Seagal, Eastwood, Ford...\\n\\nReview: NO SPOILERS!!\\n\\nSee \\\"Olympus Has Fallen\\\" if you liked <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Die-Hard/dp/B000SZK41M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Die Hard</a>. The same with <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Under-Siege/dp/B001EC2IS0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Under Siege</a>:if you enjoyed that movie, you'll probably like this one. Because, after all, \\\"Olympus\\\" IS that kind of movie - it is EXACTLY what you think it is...a rollicking, smash-mouth, loud and body-strewn extravaganza, albeit without any real jaw-clenching suspense.\\n\\nWhy? Well, you've seen it before. It's really the same kind of movie: great special effects, lots of action...which is both its asset and its problem. It's fun, it's Big Budget, it's exciting...and it's pretty predictable.\\n\\nGerard Butler plays Mike Banning, a superb Secret Service agent who had the bad luck of being the right guy for the right job when it came to protecting the President Asher (Aaron Eckhart), making the right decision, and acting precisely as he should - and for it he was bounced off the Presidential personal protection detail. It's a tough break, one he relives constantly - a la Clint Eastwood's character in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/In-The-Line-Of-Fire/dp/B000I8JF3W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">In The Line Of Fire</a> - but here he is, pushing bureaucratic pens across bureaucratic forms, and despising his bureaucratic job. He yearns for the chance to get into the action again, especially when he runs into his old friends on the Presidential squad.\\n\\nBut Change is coming with capital C in the form of a Korean madman and his eminently well prepared squad of miscreants. And when they do come, they come with EVERYTHING.\\n\\nAs I've said before, what follows is a derivative trope - and Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal and others have done it before, and with better scripts. But we can now add Gerard Butler to the list; he's confident and effective in the role of a brawny AND brainy patriotic hero.\\n\\nAs an adventure flick, I think \\\"Olympus\\\" does an equitable job, and director Antoine Fuqua (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Training-Day/dp/B0014DW3OS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Training Day</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/King-Arthur/dp/B003QSGFG6/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">King Arthur</a>) deserves accolades: the special effects are spectacular, and seamless. If you live near D.C., as I do, you can see that the White House used here is being stood in for by another building -- ?? but the effects are still handled masterfully.\\n\\nFor the most part the acting is solid, too: Morgan Freeman is, as always, perfect as Speaker of the House Allan Trumbull, the man who is reluctantly forced into the role of Acting President once the President and Vice-President are taken hostage. There should be some kind of anointed position for Freeman within our national framework, as he seems somehow to always embody the personage of calm and assurance we need in times of crisis.\\n\\nAs for the other roles, Cole Houser is getting good work lately in secondary parts - here he plays Agent Roma - who appears to head the Secret Service detail - and I look forward to seeing him play a lead role in the not-too-distant future. And, while Eckhart has the face of a President, the part written for him was highly faulted; he makes decisions (granted, under stress) that I hope NO President would EVER make. He seemed less formidable than I have seen him before, most notably in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Battle-Los-Angeles-Blu-ray/dp/B004ULEEY8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Battle: Los Angeles [Blu-ray</a>].\\n\\nThe only problem with the movie, I felt, was the script, which did not try awfully hard to escape the genre. One can point over and over to scenes which seemed almost word-for-word rewrites of other films in the genre, and they made the movie rather predictable. One scene was lifted right from the first \\\"Die Hard,\\\" in which Butler seems to have been taken in by a traitor's well-acted subterfuge. Therefore, I knew exactly how and when Butler would figure it all out.\\n\\nThere are other problems, too: Banning has been outside the White House detail for 18 months, yet he knows all the codes. And some early scenes were far too \\\"chummy\\\" between Banning, the President, and their son. It seemed too, well, cliched.\\n\\nStill, \\\"Olympus Has Fallen\\\" is exactly the right kind of movie for its audience. If you want a fun, action-packed spectacular that delivers what it promises, this is the movie for you. In fact, I feel \\\"Olympus\\\" does much better than its recent counterpart <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/A-Good-Day-to-Die-Hard/dp/B00BUAEYVK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">A Good Day to Die Hard</a>, a formula-driven sequel that seemed stale and tired in comparison. Not so here: \\\"Olympus\\\" is a bright and exciting adventure film that is gratifying and rousing, the kind of patriotic rabble-rouser that doesn't flinch from delivering the goods.\\n\\nSpeaking of which, the night I saw the movie there were sitting near me people of several different ethnicities, and I was happy to hear them enjoying the movie right alongside me. I thought that spoke volumes of what the White House represents, and that the American people are a varied but grateful population. This was as reassuring as the movie itself, and it did my heart good to experience it.\",\n \"Product: While attending a party at James Franco's house, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel and many other celebrities are faced with the apocalypse.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Raunchy, Irreverent, Sacreligious, and Vulgar: What's Not To Like?\\n\\nReview: There's not much need to overdo a review here. Simply said, if you're a fan of Seth Rogen, James Franco, Craig Robinson, Danny McBride - the whole <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Pineapple-Express/dp/B001TK89JE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Pineapple Express</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Superbad/dp/B0010R08PO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Superbad</a> gang - this is a film for you. If you've any doubts, follow this list of movie ingredients:\\n\\n1. Lots of ridiculous, outrageous gags\\n2. Tons of stars playing fictional versions of themselves\\n3. Many self-referential digs at themselves and each other\\n4. Swearing, vulgarity, profanity, and explicit male nudity\\n5. Sacrilegious humor\\n6. Lots of drug use\\n\\nIf any of those things bother you, better skip this one. But if you liked movies like <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/South-Park-Bigger-Longer-Uncut/dp/B000022TSW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut</a> you'll love this. It's about as silly a movie as you could possibly find, with very little reverence for anything and anyone. However, as most of the worst digs are at themselves, this shouldn't offend many people outside of the movie...other than, maybe, Woody Harrelson.\\n\\nDon't come here if you're looking for anything resembling a traditional Hollywood movie. As you've probably gathered by now, the plot concerns what is pretty much the End of the World, and how a small group of celebrity idiots hope to survive it, but we're not talking about anything approaching good common sense.\\n\\nBut let this be a warning: there's one particularly jarring moment in this movie that rivals anything delivered by well-constructed horror movies. You'll know you've reached it when the audience screams aloud and then has to look around for the seats they just leaped out of.\\n\\nI enjoyed the heck out of this film, and if you like this crowd, you should, too. It should be another sizeable box-office bonanza for a group of anti-Hollywood filmmakers who do practically everything wrong when it comes to conventional Hollywood wisdom, but they just seem to turn out hit after hit. Go figure - all I know is, THIS IS THE END is another damned good movie, and I meant that particular word literally. See it, and you'll know what I mean.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Rousing Movie; Different from What I Expected\\n\\nReview: Let me start by saying that I can understand why there are a lot of split opinions about IRON MAN 3. It's a film full of misdirection and deceptions, and I was a little distressed by a couple of them - which would give away too much to detail here. Suffice it to say that there were a couple of moments I felt somewhat cheated; and though I'll be vague about it I can say it involved Mandarin. Still, read on; while I gave the movie four stars, I believe down the road I might very well revise this to a five. I'll explain...\\n\\nFirst of all, rest assured there is A LOT of action. And there are a lot of the Iron Suits, too...it's just that Tony Stark isn't often the one IN the suit. I found myself often frustrated by that fact: Iron Man interruptus, if you will. Either the suits were off on their own, or they were on other people, or they weren't working properly...something that seemed to occur almost constantly.\\n\\nI saw it in Imax 3D, and it was well worth the extra $$ to do so (given the fact that $17 is a RIDICULOUS price for a movie ticket in the first place). The movie was lush, packed with detail, and continuously drew me \\\"inside\\\" it. The scenes of (don't panic about spoilers - these are in ALL the promos) Stark's house exploding and falling into the sea are meticulously crafted and extremely inclusive...I really felt the dimensional layers as the house was blown apart: I could feel the force of the detonation, and house collapsing, and the impact of the sea as the house AND Iron Man tumbled into it. Similarly, the moments where his suit fly through the air and \\\"find\\\" him, or the death-defying scenes aboard (and outside) Air Force One, and so many others throughout the film really do feel like you're there.\\n\\nWhen it comes to the action you'd expect from a movie such as this, IRON MAN 3 is a rollicking, smash-mouth treat. Director Shane Black - whose only previous directorial role was on <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang/dp/B002QYSZBO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Kiss Kiss Bang Bang</a> (which ironically served as Robert Downey, Jr.'s comeback film) - does a more-than-capable job, and the characters and events are big and loud. You'll feel like you are on a roller-coaster; while there are of course moments of crazy adrenaline rushes, there are also emotional ups and down. But Tony Stark is just as glib as always, causing almost as much damage with his mouth as he does as with his armor. I laughed a lot during the movie ... for those who care, Tony's mechanical manservant JARVIS (the voice of Paul Bettany) gets a good deal of air play here, and he's just as lovably bumbling as always.\\n\\nYet - and remember my dichotomy about this - the movie really focuses on Tony Stark OUTSIDE the suit. I wish the promos had clued me into this: our man Tony is experiencing Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder because of what happened in <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Avengers/dp/B008NCSZQ8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Avengers</a>. Had I been informed of that I wouldn't have felt slighted, and I think it would have better prepared me for this movie. I found myself constantly disappointed, even cheated, by the absence of Tony WITHIN the suit. I realize now that was the only way I felt Iron man was indeed Iron Man. Yet I will declare that now, looking back, I feel good about the movie, and I'm glad to have seen Tony as a more \\\"real\\\" person, as a more human man, a man undergoing a metamorphosis.\\n\\nThere are other things about this movie that surprised me - and I'm sure will surprise you - that I will NOT tell you. Just realize that while this is a very action-packed movie, it is also a personal one. It's this kind of writing that has typified the action movies of today, making them stand out above their \\\"super-hero\\\" predecessors. Like the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Dark-Knight/dp/B001OGWY1W/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Dark Knight</a> movies of Chris Nolan, these new, and better, powerhouse films are focusing on their heroes' moments of personal growth, warts and all. It's a trend I'm really happy to see.\\n\\n(A NOTE: if you feel negatively about my review, please leave a comment to help me next time.)\",\n \"Product: looper\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Time-ly Adventure Gets High Marks\\n\\nReview: \\\"Looper\\\" is a violent but rewarding action movie that delves into the mental conundrum of time travel, enjoys the mental crisis it creates, then backs off just far enough so that it's an enjoyable couple of hours. It's a heady flick that asks several questions of the viewer, especially: Would you kill your past or future self off if it meant protecting someone you love?\\n\\n\\\"Looper\\\" stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt , Bruce Willis, and Emily Blunt, and is directed by Rian Johnson, a relative newcomer whose claim to fame is 2005's neat little oddball film Brick [HD], which he also wrote and directed. Interestingly enough, it also starred Gordon-Levitt.\\n\\nThis time around, Rian Johnson offers us a clever take on futuristic action films, and \\\"Looper\\\" by and large succeeds, offering Willis in a somewhat typical role of a rough-and-tumble killer, but this time he has a sentimental side. He's been brought back from the future to be murdered (called \\\"Closing the Loop\\\" for reasons I'll explain in the next paragraph), and he hopes his actions here, in HIS past, might save the woman he loves in his PREVIOUS present (NOW and forevermore his future).\\n\\nYou see, Willis plays Joe, whose younger self (played by Gordon-Levitt) is a unique kind of assassin. Thirty years from the movie's \\\"present\\\" (it's set in 2044, so ITS future is 2074), digital IDs make murder next to impossible, so organized crime bosses who want people knocked off have to send them back in time with hands tied and hoods on their heads, where they are immediately shot dead and their bodies incinerated. However, something new is going on in the future, and a new crime boss (called \\\"the Rainmaker\\\") is bent on consolidating power by killing the KILLERS themselves through capturing them, sending them back, and having the killers kill THEMSELVES, thus \\\"Closing the Loop\\\"--get it?\\n\\nBut Willis, whom I'll call Future Joe for clarity's sake, is smart (of course), and he outwits Present Joe and escapes. What happens is too complex to fully explain here, but suffice it to say that not only does Present Joe have a lot of trouble killing Future Joe, but Future Joe's reasons for staying alive are beginning to make sense to Present Joe. Worse yet, the longer Future Joe is on the loose, the more trouble Present Joe has staying free and alive; as the killer who messed up his assassination, things are getting a bit sticky for him.\\n\\nEmily Blunt comes into play as a single mother who lives by the side of a huge corn field into which Present Joe has escaped, and she reluctantly takes him in to protect him. While she warns her son to steer clear of him, Present Joe has begun to take an interest in the boy's significance, and he realizes he may need to stick around to protect him from his future self.\\n\\nNOTE: leaving out an entire sub-plot which, if I were to include it, would tell you too much about the movie. Suffice it to say the movie is a bit more complex than I've presented it here, but a clear head should be able to follow it. It's no Inception, clarity-wise, but there are some definite brain-teasers, surprises and plot twists here, and director (and writer) Johnson deserves credit for making a clever movie that asks action-ers to think as they watch.\\n\\nAn interesting side-note: some might be thrown off by Gordon-Levitt's \\\"alterations,\\\" facially...however it was done, G-L looks a lot LIKE a younger Willis, and there are some who might find that off-putting, the kind of thing that causes them to focus on the changes and let it interfere with their enjoyment of the movie. (I mention this because some reviewers HAVE mentioned it.)\\n\\nWhile Willis, G-L, and Blunt all handle their roles well, one character I enjoyed watching was Jeff Daniels as Abe, a \\\"present\\\" day crime boss who's actually been imported from the future so that he can better fathom and take charge of the events that transpire. Rather than portraying the typical power-hungry mobster boss, Daniels plays the role with a calm intelligence that adds an interesting element to his leadership.\\n\\nWhen another assassin screws up his own Closing of the Loop, slightly ahead of G-L's and Willis' dilemma, Abe resists those who are falling all over themselves in order to handling it. Instead, as the narrative switches to the man who should have been assassinated, we slowly witness him \\\"coming apart\\\": first he notices one finger is missing, then another, and on and on. It's then we realize that Abe has grabbed the present day assassin and, to force the future version to turn himself in, he has begun CHOPPING. Realizing what's at stake, the future criminal can't turn himself in fast enough...literally. Suffice it to say the sequence is pretty ugly...\\n\\nThere are other clever tricks played with the time factor, and it makes for an entertaining--though occasionally violent--movie.\\n\\nIf you like a good Bruce Willis movie you should enjoy this one: it's a smart movie full of action, drama, and possesses a compelling storyline. You need to keep sharp while watching, but you don't need to master the space-time continuum. Just sit back and enjoy yourself: \\\"Looper\\\" should provide you with a pleasant couple of hours.\",\n \"Product: A young boy learns that he has extraordinary powers and is not of this Earth. As a young man, he journeys to discover where he came from and what he was sent here to do. But the hero in him must emerge if he is to save the world from annihilation and become the symbol of hope for all mankind.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Some Weak Points, But The Franchise Lives On\\n\\nReview: There is much to like in MAN OF STEEL, the latest effort to re-make the one-time comic book icon into a national hero. Nowadays, it's not enough to have an action movie; in order to humanize a comic book icon it's important but to give the hero a strong sense of introspection, a psychological neediness. MAN OF STEEL lands somewhere in between: it's the story of a man who is not quite a superstar, and a hero who is not quite ready for prime time.\\n\\nDirected by Zack Snyder, MoS achieves its greatest successes in the first half of the film, having wisely decided to condense our hero's upbringing into only those certain new elements. Most already know the overall story: born on a crumbling Krypton doomed by overzealous energy demands, the infant Kal-El is sent to Earth by his scientist parents, Jor-El and Lara (Russell Crowe and Ayelet Zurer). Whereas other films have concentrated on our super tadpole's upbringing by Kansan farmers Jonathan and Martha Kent (Kevin Costner and Diane Lane), who instill in him humble middle-American values, MAN OF STEEL chooses not to relate any more of his story than is necessary to develop the plot. It's a wise move that makes the movie less top heavy, leaving us to glean only those elements necessary to this incarnation - it's only a shame they didn't follow this practice at the end, too. More on that later.\\n\\nHenry Cavill is an interesting choice for Superman - the first non-American to play the part, he projects almost the opposite image in each of his personages. While I found him to be a virile, bold Clark - as comfortable holding up collapsing derricks as he is lifting buses - he projected a smiling calm as Superman, fitting in the suit as if his highly pumped pecs and abs were born to it...which, as it turns out, they were. He's certainly credible as Superman, but I found him to be more interesting as Clark; that is, the pre-Superman Clark, when there was no disguise to dilute him. As Clark he was troubled, searching, and three-dimensional, and not only in the pay-four-extra-dollars-for-your-ticket kind. He seemed to lose that dimension when he divided himself: like a lobotomized patient, he was only half as interesting anymore.\\n\\nYet still, the movie is compelling and enjoyable...certainly more enjoyable than <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Superman-Returns/dp/B000LB4DWO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Superman Returns</a>, the Bryan Singer-directed movie starring Brandon Routh, I found myself liking MAN OF STEEL even while it tried to wow us with action scenes at the end that were a little too dependent upon the same stunts done endlessly: I mean, how many times do we have to see them knock each other through buildings?\\n\\nI don't know if the problem with the movie's third act was solely Superman's; I liked the concept behind a world having to come to term with this new alien in their midst. But there was simply something missing once they did so: having accepted Superman, it seemed the drama was replaced by bad guys, super-fisticuffs and exploding buildings.\\n\\nYou see, our bad guys this time around are General Zod (Michael Shannon) and his fellow renegades, who led a revolt against Jor-El and the council because of their foolish raping of the planet's natural resources (sound familiar, anyone?). Banished to the Phantom Zone until Krypton's explosion frees them, they spend the next three decades searching for Kal-El, whom they believed to carry enough coded genetic information to re-animate their race. They decide to use Earth as a giant nursery upon which to recreate their species, wiping out all existing humans in the process.\\n\\nPart of the problem was that their conclusion chose the weakest elements of their story to promote. For instance, right from the beginning I thought General Zod's rebellion had legs; certainly, the council's actions DID destroy their planet...but now that Krypton was no more, his plan to destroy our race was simply too easy to dislike; their hope to recruit Kal-El/Clark could have have been interesting if they hadn't made Shannon's Zod so one-dimensional and unlikeable. Kal/Clark had spent the whole early film trying to find out why he was, in effect, a freak...couldn't Zod and his ilk have given him a more compelling choice to make in this regard? Shannon's a terrific actor - see <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Take-Shelter/dp/B006HGXGWU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Take Shelter</a> if you have any doubt. He would have quite ably handled a better script.\\n\\nAnother problem for me - a BIG one - concerned a late-movie decision Superman was forced to make; it should have been more psychologically difficult for him, and other than a mighty shout the issue was over. Nothing more. This should have been another area of EXTREME importance to the myth, yet it was passed over like toppings on a pizza.\\n\\nThese things said, I enjoyed the movie overall. Snyder has directed his movie capably, lending itself a proper air of fresh excitement. Indeed, there was even a sense of discovery here, and a palpable feeling of true franchise value. There were several Easter Eggs for the observant: LexCorp was written on the side of several trucks, and there was at least one mention of Wayne Enterprises. And the movie always kept a sense of fun: as Superman is sent crashing into a just-constructed wall, the OSHA sign there drops the 1 and 6 from \\\"106 Days Without an Accident,\\\" leaving just the 0. And there's a sign in a soda shop proclaiming \\\"Go Smallville Spartans.\\\" The tie-in? One of Zack Snyder's previous films was...<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/300/dp/B000V39KDO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">300</a>. Go Spartans, indeed.\\n\\nWhile there were a few weak choices in writing, there were some particularly interesting ones concerning Lois. Ably acted by Amy Adams (check that alliteration!), she was no femme fatale, but a capable and loyal partner of not only Superman but also Clark the Reporter. While she needed a rescue now and then, she is the most capable Lois I've seen since Noel Neill, back in the days of black and white television of my youth. She not only gives the series a smart compass, but she will also likely serve as a \\\"sidekick,\\\" given this movie's script. I do believe that the core of this enterprise is a solid one, capable of leading the franchise onward. Other than those misplaced early steps, it looks like the movie is on solid footing.\",\n \"Product: George Clooney and Sandra Bullock star in this award-winning sci-fi thriller directed by Alfonso Cuarn. Seasoned astronaut Matt Kowalsky (Clooney) is on his final mission in space, while medical engineer Dr. Ryan Stone (Bullock) is making her first outing on the NASA Space Shuttle Explorer. While they are engaged in extra-vehicular activity, debris collides into the shuttle, damaging it irreparably. Kowalsky and Stone now find themselves drifting in space with low oxygen supplies and cut off from all communication on Earth. They work together in their attempt to survive but will they make it back to solid ground? The film was nominated for ten Academy Awards and won seven including Best Cinematography (Emmanuel Lubezki), Best Director (Cuarn) and Best Original Score (Steven Price), and also picked up the Golden Globe for Best Director and BAFTAs for Best Director and Outstanding British Film.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Simply Stunning Cinematography, Direction, and Acting\\n\\nReview: ABSOLUTELY NO SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW\\n\\nJust moments after this movie ended my daughter leaned over to me and declared, \\\"This is the most perfect film I have ever seen in just about every way.\\\"\\n\\nI had to agree.\\n\\nGRAVITY gives you everything: thrilling action, awesome visuals, incomparable cinematic spectacle, a terrifying scenario, an exciting adventure, and a masterpiece of minimalist characterization. They all combine in one pedal-to-the-metal slam-bam technically perfect movie that gives you equal shots of hope and hopelessness from the first frame to the very last.\\n\\nIt is as electrifying a film as I have ever seen, with scarcely a down moment in it, hardly a misused frame. I won't spend time telling you anything about the plot; if the trailers haven't told you enough about why this film is a must see, then I can give you two words that should do it...\\n\\nSandra Bullock.\\n\\nShe is not only in practically every frame of the movie, but she exposes herself emotionally here in more ways than I could count: she is equal parts victim and heroine, emotional and calculating, frightened and bold, wounded and powerful. She is a tortured soul who reveals herself in dribs and drabs, revealing her emotional torment when it will have the most effect. The movie is as much about what HAS happened to her as what IS happening to her. She is able to make herself as interesting and captivating as the events that occur during the film, and this is important: rather than simply being a movie about a series of cascading terrors, it is equally about the human spirit, the \\\"stuff\\\" that lies inside us that drives us to go on when going on seems impossible.\\n\\nGRAVITY is amazing. See it in IMAX 3D if you can; it is worth the money. The technology depicted in the movie is stunning--but I imagine I will be as amazed when I finally get the DVD and find out HOW these truly amazing scenes were shot. Alfonso Cuaron does remarkable job as director, co-writer and co-editor of this absolutely wonderful accomplishment. His technically perfect movie never loses track of the actor within it--I won't be surprised if this achieves Best Picture, Best Directing and Best Acting nominations this year, notwithstanding a half-dozen other technically-related ones.\\n\\nThere have been some critics who have found fault with the movie's accuracy when it comes to the positioning of the space stations, the likelihood of a debris field causing a \\\"Kesslar Syndrome\\\" this devastating, and some other technical flaws, but I will leave these people to their respective perturbations. To me it doesn't matter if GRAVITY is science fiction or simply fiction about science. What it definitely IS is a tour de force balls-to-the-wall spectacle that will leave you gasping. Don't miss it.\",\n \"Product: The Darkest Hour follows five young people who find themselves stranded in Moscow, following an unexplained global disaster and fighting to survive in the wake of a devastating alien attack... This sci-fi thriller highlights the classic beauty of Moscow alongside mind-blowing special effects from the genius of legendary film-maker Timur Bekmanbetov (Wanted and Night Watch).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This Should Be Getting Higher Ratings!\\n\\nReview: NOTE: THIS CONTAINS NO SPOILERS!\\n\\nI really liked \\\"The Darkest Hour.\\\" In fact, I am surprised at the number of negative reviews here on this site. While I do not feel it was a five-star movie, I do feel this movie did exactly what it had to, as well as it could.\\n\\nTo be honest, when I first heard that an aliens-invade-the-earth movie was going to involve two American \\\"aliens\\\"--that is, two Americans visiting Moscow on a business deal--I found the notion intriguing but not compelling. I mean, why Moscow, right?\\n\\nBut the movie takes off very quickly. Once Ben and Sean, the two Americans, are double-crossed by their Russian \\\"partner\\\" Skyler, several things are set in motion: their two personalities are clarified in crisis, they have a need to go out and burn off steam (and meet Natalie and Ann), and the audience is ensured that Skyler's gonna die.\\n\\nAll of that takes no more than five to ten minutes of screen time. And when the aliens do arrive, they do so in noteworthy fashion: as little Aurora Boreali that drift to the streets. As it has been typical of aliens ever since \\\"War of the Worlds\\\" did it on the radio 70 plus years ago, the intruders somehow zap! people into nothingness. It isn't until sometime later we begin to understand how (through some kind of electrical disintegration).\\n\\nAnd, as we find out after the five of them spend an unspecified number of days hiding in a food storage room, there are apparently precious few human beings on the planet left alive.\\n\\nWhat really made this film enjoyable was the clever use of its characters, particularly Sean, played by Emile Hirsch. I hesitate to use the word \\\"plucky\\\" except it describes him to a T: resourceful, creative, resilient, he becomes the backbone of not only their twosome, but also the film. I found Hirsch to bear a resemblance to a more cheerful \\\"Bourne\\\" as he noodles his way through situations that are making others crumble.\\n\\nIndeed, this characteristic is echoed throughout the movie, a thing we are fond of calling The American Spirit, but its appearance in this movie proves it does not belong to us alone. A likewise spirit among surviving Moscovites helps prove human tenacity is a worldwide human characteristic. Not that everyone has it--and this film doesn't mind killing off its central characters, mind you--but those that do are like little islands within the desolate streets of a ruined city...and, we suppose, world.\\n\\nI loved \\\"The Darkest Hour.\\\" I thought it did what good sci-fi movies without a blockbluster cast or budget do: package its product with good, clever special effects, but never forget it is character and story that drive a movie. Emile Hirsch and the rest of the cast (Olivia Thirlby, Rachael Taylor and Max Minghella, among others) created compelling personalities who were always interesting.\\n\\nCredit also goes to the special effects team for not only dreaming up a clever representation of a menacing alien presence, but also for giving its characters interesting ways of dealing with it as well. The film never feels stale, never drags, never becomes unbelievable.\\n\\nAnd the proof of the fact is that, given the fact that we are left in the perfect position for a sequel, it is one I definitely want to see.\",\n \"Product: The Slim Armor case for the LG G2 is specifically designed to protect the device at all angles. The TPU case features improved shock absorption on the top, bottom, and corners to effectively protect the LG G2 from external impact. Slim Armor is double layered with a TPU case and a polycarbonate hard case to provide additional protection in a form-fitted design. The polycarbonate midsection has a glossy finish and can be removed from the TPU. This allows the Slim Armor to be interchanged with different colors. The case fits precisely onto the LG G2 for a natural and sleek look, and the speaker opening is specifically designed to fully utilize the speaker without reducing sound quality. The polycarbonate midsection has a glossy UV coating to prevent the colors from fading or rubbing off. Slim Armor is designed to highlight the shape and style of the LG G2.Slim and form-fitted to the Lg G2Two toned colors with a glossy finishTPU case layered with a polycarbonate midsection for extra durability\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This Slim Armor truly lives up to its name\\n\\nReview: \\\"Slim Armor\\\" is really a perfect name for this product; it is as minimal as it gets. It hardly adds any weight to the LG phone, and stays completely out of the way of any buttons or commands, yet it is But for all of that this case is as accommodating and protective as I could hope for.\\n\\nMake no mistake: for all my disclaimers, the Slim Armor case is really a strong case that has already proven its worth. The LG is my wife's phone, and she does a lot of physical work due to our having horses and chickens and cats and dogs and birds. She's dropped her phone more than she will admit it to me, and I've seen at least five times. And she's never had any damage.\\n\\nWhat it does particularly well is protect the edges...about the only thing the case doesn't protect that well is the front...if a phone were to call against a protrusion (like a rock, or the corner of a table) this case wouldn't help in that regard. 's the only reason I demoted one star from the rating (and have in every other case I've reviewed like this one in this regard). But in all other ways this extremely light and extremely sturdy case is as good a shield as one could ask for.\\n\\nAlso, as I said earlier, this armor doesn't get in the way of any function: the camera, the on-off switch, the buttons, cable inputs...everything is unencumbered. The case never impedes functionality.\\n\\nIt's also quite attractive--the blue you see on the page is the blue you get. It's bright and clean looking, shiny, and very pleasant to look at.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.\",\n \"Product: Charge your Apple iPhone 4 or 4S on the go with this Life CHARGE ONT-PWR-35065 case that features a built-in 2000 mAh lithium-polymer battery for up to 8 hours of additional talk time on 3G networks. The polycarbonate material ensures durable protection\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Sharp, Classy Case that Extends Phone Battery Life\\n\\nReview: When I first gave this to my (adult) daughter I could see she had reservations: she loved her present iPhone 4s (pink) case and she really didn't want to part with it. When I impressed upon her that this new black case looked not only very sleek, but had a battery extender within it she agreed to try it.\\n\\nWell, shes hooked.\\n\\nShe has told me she loves the feel of her new caseit has a solid, velvety surface which she said is nice to hold, and feels secure in her hand. While this case is now a bit heavier the built-in 2000 mAh lithium-polymer battery is light, but it quite obviously still weighs more than her old, battery-less one she says its a balanced weight and feels very natural.\\n\\nIts a very sleek case, its polycarbonate surface giving it not only a really fashionable appearance, but it also provides a rubber protective shell that feels very strong around the sides and back. Here my daughter brought up what she believes is the cases only drawback, and its the reason this great case gets a 4 instead of a 5: she misses the fact that her old case had a lip that provided physical security for the front of the case, which this one lacks. Shes right: were this to fall on its face the surface would indeed be vulnerable. (I'd at least recommend a screen protector, which would minimize damage).\\n\\nStill, this case has a great selling point, and its more than just the cool looks and feel: with minimum maintenance, its almost inconceivable youll run out of power. When you get low, a touch of the button on the lower back switches the phone off its own battery and onto the charge of the case, which its makers claim will provide it with 8 hours of talk, 40 hours of audio and 10 hours of video. Four lights keep track of remaining power.\\n\\nAdditionally, the new case makes things all-around simpler: it no longer needs a special iPhone cable; it can use the same cables we use for our non-I Androids, cameras, tablets, readers and so on.\\n\\nAll in all, we found the Lifecharge 2000mAh iPhone Battery Case to be great device well worth its price. Its a classy case that supplies enough power to make running out of battery power with this thing nigh upon impossible...well, at least very, very unlikely. A treat for the fingers and eyes, it does a great job of combining battery extension and phone cases into a very classy mix.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied this product free of charge with no other conditions other than my writing a fair and honest review -- which this is.\",\n \"Product: This case is a shockproof case for your samsung galaxy s5 i9600 with a built-in beer bottle opener and a stand. You can open your beer and/or watch movies with your phone anytime anywhere if you put this case on your phone.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An attractive and formidable protective case\\n\\nReview: While a certain protective product line touting an acrobatic river mammal used to be THE protective case, or so it seemed, nowadays there are quite a few of choices that are available at one fourth the price of that one. Take the Bolkin...it's more than enough protection for your cellphone at a competitive price.\\n\\nFirst of all, appearance wise, I very much like this case. While I chose the blue case, I feel all of the other cases (yellow, orange, red, black, white) to be quite appealing as well.\\n\\nSecondly, I found this to be extremely easy to put on the phone IF you follow their directions. While there is indeed a slight effort required (and I do mean \\\"slight\\\"), that's what you should want it to be: you want this case to stay ON the phone.\\n\\nThirdly, and certainly MOST importantly, comes its protective qualities. As with similar products, there are two layers to this case, and the inside one is extremely rubbery. The outside one is quite firm, and I think it would take quite a hit before their combined protection would possibly allow damage to the phone's sides and back. I would NOT want to be part of a collision that posed a threat this case could not overcome.\\n\\nThat is, as long as one realizes that none of these kind of protective cases really protect what I believe to be the most easily damageable part of a phone: its \\\"glassy\\\" front side. There is no screen in front of the phone that would protect a phone from a direct hit to, say, a corner of a table, or a rock sticking up off the ground, or any other really hard, uneven surface a phone might fall on. If it were to fall perfectly evenly on a very flat surface, the lip of the shockproof case would protect it. But that is a big IF...\\n\\nThat said, I think the Bolkin Bottle Opener is a formidable protective case in terms of all other collisions. About the only other slight complaint I might have is that it its rather heavy padding does make it a little difficult to press the phone's ON button on the top of the right side. But as it is making this slight difficulty in the name of ttrue protection, I call it a small complaint indeed.\\n\\nOtherwise, I find the Bolkin case to be exactly what it says it is: a shockproof cover case for whatever brand of phone you have.\\n\\nNow, as to why it has a bottle opener ... well, I must tell you, I have no idea. But it DOES work. I've tested it. Perhaps we'll see future cases that double as shoe horns or fish scalers or paint scrapers. Come to think of it, the Swiss Army Knives are missing a great opportunity here. We'll just have to wait, I guess...\",\n \"Product: Brand New - Factory Sealed - 100% Guaranteed!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I met these guys...a great band!\\n\\nReview: I was a young reporter in the very early '70s, and I had the happy occasion to be the reviewer for a concert they did at State University College at Oswego, New York. They were the lead act for Livingston Taylor, and as yet unheard of, but when they came on stage they completely rocked the place...\\n\\nThey were a fantastic band, guitar-driven, and had a wonderful blending of soft and faster songs, all with an emphasis of coordinated strings and well-matched harmonies.. I remember being thrilled by their unusual, clear, beautiful songs: the driving beat of the banjo-laden \\\"Smile on Me,\\\" the lilting, sad \\\"Dancer,\\\" the syncopation of \\\"There's Been a Mistake.\\\" Jon Pousette-Dart's soulful, strong voice struck me as emotional but also full on, precise and expressive.\\n\\nAfter the concert, I remember the thrill I had when I was allowed backstage. I had come to see Livingston Taylor, but I was extremely excited when I first walked into the room and came face to face with the JP-D Band.\\n\\nAnd what a nice bunch of guys! That sounds awfully cliched, but I felt none of the tired or jaded nature of men on the road. Instead, when I met the three guitarists--John Pousette-Dart, John Troy, and John Curtis--I expressed my joy at their performance, and was not acting when I was apparently visibly shocked at the fact that they had not yet put out an album.\\n\\n\\\"Slow down there, man,\\\" they said, laughing. \\\"We'll get there...Don't worry.\\\"\\n\\nSadly, the band never did really \\\"get there.\\\" They were well known up in the New England, upstate New York circles, but never really more. They made it on the radio, went on the road with other bands, but just never broke it into the heights. Pity.\\n\\nCertainly, \\\"The Best of..\\\" displays their early work well, and does it well, not only highlighting their best, but also does so well from a production angle.\\n\\nThe funky brass and guitar work in the hilarious \\\"Gotta Get Far Away,\\\" the descending harmonies of \\\"May You Dance,\\\" the sweet, tender solo work on \\\"Yaicha,\\\" the surehanded bass line on \\\"Cheated\\\"... they're all here, and welcome to hear.\\n\\n\\\"The Best of Pousette-Dart Band\\\" displays not only the virtuosity of the band, but the clear, technical precision of the production itself is a pleasure to hear as well. The sound is crisp, the instruments tracked brightly and with clarity, and the overall package is a credit to the band and those who did the transfers. It's hard to do better than this.\",\n \"Product: Dr. Grip gel retractable pen uses the popular G2 ink refill and a stress-relieving design to assure exceptionally smooth writing. The dynamic gel ink is water-resistant and smearproof for all your writing needs. Wide contoured grip actually reduces required gripping effort, relieving stress and alleviating writing fatigue. Grip is made of latex-free rubber. Great for students, office workers or anyone who writes a lot. Commended for ease-of-use by the Arthritis Foundation. Retractable, so no cap to lose. Refillable.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I love Dr. Grip!\\n\\nReview: I love inexpensive rollerball or gel pens, and I love the ones that retract with the little push button on top, and I love the nice soft cushy ends where your fingers hold the pen, and I love the thick barrel that gives me something to hold on to.\\n\\nSo I'd say this one is a real winner.\\n\\nThe Dr. Grips are a pleasure to write with, and I think I'm moving over to the gel as my favorite ink...it doesn't seem to smear much, and is a soft, supple tip that makes writing a pleasure. I like that Dr. Grip has also been releasing some unusual barrel colors, and if you're like me the distinctive colors help me grab a certain pen for a certain mission. (I like writing in little Moleskine or Zequenz journals, and I like varying colors and thicknesses for effect or emphasis). Anyway, the barrel colors help me to keep track.\\n\\nAll in all, a very nice pen for a very nice price!\",\n \"Product: Passport Size Refil;Imported Japan\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Really Nice, Simple Utility for My Midori \\\"System\\\"\\n\\nReview: IF you're a Midori (or fauxdori) user then all this makes sense. If you're not, skip even looking here.\\n\\nBut IF you are, then you have bought into the whole \\\"progressive\\\" world of the Midori journal keeping process. I say \\\"progressive\\\" because it IS, for me at least, a progression of different items for different purposes. First I bought the folder with the leather cover, THEN I bought the first add-on journal booklet, then another journal booklet, then the bands to tie it all in a little better, then another a final booklet to replace the first INITIAL booklet they give you when you buy it in the first place b/c I thought the paper for that one was a little too flimsy, etc, etc....\\n\\nNO, I'm not crazy, I'm just hooked into the Midori world. and I have done it as inexpensively as I can by buying competitor's products for a fraction of the original Midori price. All of this because, for me, I love the fact that I am constructing a journal \\\"system\\\" just for me. A personal journal.\\n\\nALL RIGHT, on to this particular item. I wanted it because I did run into a couple of things I wanted to add, as many of you have or will. YES, you can probably construct one of these (YouTube has videos of How To's on all of this) but I just wanted to buy it and get it done with. Buying all of this stuff at once is a big hit, but getting one product this month, another at another time -- it's not such a big deal that way.\\n\\nFor this Craft File I bought the Midori product, and I have to say I'm very happy with it. I had a couple of items I wanted to include (a graph backing sheet so I could use it under the blank paper when I thought neatness really counted, a little list of things I don't want to forget) got them all laminated, and voila! The items fit right into the Craft system with no muss, no fuss. They're always there, never lost, and easy to pull out and use at a moment's notice.\\n\\nThe folder is well constructed, fits beautifully with practically NO thinking about adding it in with a minimum of thought process. It just slid right in and I needed no extra banding or anything. VERY easy.\\n\\nUnfortunately, the Passport size is just a little too small to include things I also wanted (like a small ruler, for instance) but that certainly isn't the fault of the craft folder.\\n\\nAll in all, a terrific little addition to my system, and I'm extremely glad I've gone Full-On Midori.\",\n \"Product: Designed in Germany this Orange Pocket sized notebook by Leuchtturm 1917 measures 3.55 by 5.95 inches and contains 185 numbered pages of bleed-proof, acid free dotted paper. Made with the highest quality materials and an easy to wash hard cover, each book is thread bound and opens flat for easy note taking. Additional features include a blank table of contents, stickers for labeling and archiving, 8 perforated, detachable sheets, expandable inner pocket and page marker.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dots Are the Way To Go!\\n\\nReview: For such tiny little things, dots sure make a big difference.\\n\\nI'm a die-hard notebook-er, and I have been anxious to use this little book for quite some time. And the wait was worth it.\\n\\nRunning 17 across by 28 lengthwise -- for a total of 476 -- these tiny spots are almost invisible, which is exactly what you want them to be. Whether you write across, up or down, or diagonally, whether you draw freehand or even use a ruler, these teeny specks provide a very appreciated guide for your work, making it easy to stay even and measured as you go along.\\n\\nThe really nice thing is how close to \\\"invisible\\\" they are: when you glance at a page, they almost appear not to be there. And once you write on a page --especially if you use a nice dark pen, like I do -- they really recede into virtual nothingness, making it appear that you are just uncannily organized.\\n\\nBut don't forget the other great feature: the heavy-stock paper is high-quality and practically impervious to bleeding ink from one side to the other. I use black as well as gel pens, and unless I hold it up to the light I cannot see what is written on the other side.\\n\\nAdditional \\\"points\\\" I like:\\n\\n1. The book starts with 2 blank pages (or one \\\"sheet\\\"), then 3 lined pages for a Table of Contents, a blank page, 185 dotted pages, and one final blank one, for a total of 192 pages in all. All -- whether they are lined or not -- are imprinted in light grey.\\n\\n2. The DOTTED pages are NUMBERED, which is really nice and helps you keep tabs for your Table of Contents.\\n\\n3. An elastic band to keep the book closed when you want to.\\n\\n4. A sheet of peal-able stickers upon which you can write your name or label your books, whether on the front, back, or on the binding.\\n\\n5. A pocket in the back for holding slim sheets.\\n\\nAbout the only things I could see as improvements would be giving us a choice of having an even thicker book. The Zequenz I use has 400 pages, which is great for those who think part of the beauty of these little books is that they will stick around twice as long, making replacing them occur HALF as often.\\n\\nAll in all, though, this is one TERRIFIC notebook, and about as good as they get.\",\n \"Product: My Store is The goods of High quality and popular Japan are selected carefully and it sells with reasonable set pricing. Since many inexpensive sets are sold, please search by \\\"Value set\\\".\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A refill that has clarity but is still not a bulky, broad tip -- at a good price\\n\\nReview: I'm really very pleased with the UniBall Jetstream: it's a roller ball pen -- a product that I love -- and it writes beautifully: it produces a nice, even line with no smearing or interruption. For some reason this has been a difficult refill to find, and I'm glad that Amazon has it.\\n\\nI like the .7 mm size because (like Goldilocks) I am frequently displeased by the extreme thinness of the .5 or the heavy fullness of the 1.0. The .7 is a nice alternative, allowing the ink to still show the fine traits of a narrow tip, but still produce a writing line that has clarity and definition. I frequently feel the very fine points are just too wispy and minimal.\\n\\nAnyway, a great refill at a really good price Nice job, Amazon!\",\n \"Product: Perfect for school or office. This elegant, flexible stainless steel six inch ruler is easy to use as drawing straight edge or measuring device. Has both metric and conventional inch etched markings. Cork backing prevents slipping and scratching. Comes in silver color.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Good Ruler...Exactly What It Looks Like\\n\\nReview: A great little ruler; not much to warrant a large review, except to say that mine arrived as pictured, has the cork backing and the hole punched in it on one side to make it easy to hang. The markings are clear and easy to read, and (using as my bearing the company name) on the TOP side the first inch has markings to the 1/32 of an inch, the other five have markings of 1/16\\\". On the BOTTOM side (which correctly becomes the TOP when turned upside down) the markings read to the centimeter.\\n\\nThe ruler is slightly curved at the corners to avoid jabbing, but all the edges are a little \\\"sharp\\\" but not exceedingly so. The cork backing is convenient and allows the ruler to stay in place while tracing or measuring. Since it is stainless steel it should stay looking good for years to come.\\n\\nThe product is made in China.\",\n \"Product: Make this the last ruler you'll ever need to buy. This stainless ruler has a conversion table on the back. Stainless steel will last a lifetime, and won't get pitted and worn on the edge like plastic rulers. Includes both standard and metric measurement units. Perfect for school, home & office.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Ruler that Seems Well Thought Out\\n\\nReview: There isn't much that one can say about a ruler, but I'll take a shot:\\n\\nFirst, it's metal (stainless steel), so it can be used with things like an Xacto knife without harming it, and it can be used for years without any degradation...that is, without anything cutting away or denting the edging.\\n\\nWhile I prefer rulers with cork backing, someone stressed that cork can be a problem with cooking, as it soaks up the blood from meat, or other solutions, so that makes it understandable to NOT use it.\\n\\nWhat it DOES have on the back is a useful conversion table from inches to millimeters with every possible equivalency from full inches to sixty-fourths of an inch. On its face -- that is, the actual ruler itself -- there is one scale with centimeters and millimeters, and another with inches broken down into 8ths, 16ths, 32nds, and 64ths. It's a helpful guide, though anyone with a computer could simply figure their problem out with the calculator.\\n\\nAnyway, that's about it!\",\n \"Product: This is a refill for the amazing Midori Traveler's Notebook, the PASSPORT size. This is Midori's finest paper. 80 pages of it, graph.\\n\\nEach page has 32 lines. The ruling space is 6.5mm.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm now a Midori Man!\\n\\nReview: I was a Moleskine user, then a series of others (including Leuchtturm) but I'm now converted to Midori. I love the fact that one can personalize it, using all sorts of varieties of books, folders, pockets, stickers, etc.. And the cover can be used over and over again, as can other items having to do with the system.\\n\\nAs to this particular booklet, I can only find a couple of faults.\\n\\nFirst, the graph paper is not a very heavy stock. I'm not sure how one relates this: is it paper weight? Don't get me wrong: the booklet is pleasant and I like it, but it CAN allow a heavier ink show through. Unfortunately, I like bold rollerballs and gels, and I can't probably expect a paper to outlast ALL pens, but I've heard some people say that fountain pens and rollerballs do NOT show through, but they DO. I've tried to use colors in my books for a while, but now I'm switching to pencils for color for just that reason.\\n\\nIve included a page and its reverse side to show how the rollerball bleeds through (also on display is my steampunk pen given to me by a great friend). As you can see, the rollerball print can clearly be seen through the pagewhats inside the pen is a Parker .7 refill: a dark pen, but not a typical bleeder like, say, a fountain pen.\\n\\nHeres the final problem, and I fully admit that Im a bit wishy-washy concerning it: the fact that each and every page is perforated. While Im not fully in favor of pages being so susceptible to weakness that is, that each and every page can be torn so easily if one is to flip through them a bit quickly. I worry that if my pages weaken the more they are used or reviewed they might actually tear easily. My hands often shake (Im old) and I worry about such things.\\n\\nOn the other hand, however, heres the other side: I kind of like that Midori takes a less-than-sacred attitude about their product. That they create a journal that is meant to be written in by people who tend to KEEP things, yet make the pages tear-able: well: I kind of like that, too.\\n\\nAnyway, thats only a problem for those who think its a problem. I simply place it out there for you to consider. Does it suit your needs that these pages tear out? Or does it concern you?\\n\\nNote, also, that there are Fauxdori books, too: books that mimic the immensely popular Midori and sell their products either cheaper, with different features (I bought a DOTTED booklet from a very nice company called ETSY) and you may wish to investigate some of them, too. It's hard to beat the low prices though, at which many of the Midori inserts are already selling.\\n\\nNOTE: I received this product in exchange for a fair and honest product review which this is.\",\n \"Product: This de-icer installs easily in minutes in all Rubbermaid stock tanks. With its thermostatic control, it operates only when necessary. As a drain plug heater, it remains unnoticed by livestock with no cord in the water. The de-icer is safe for plastic tanks and carries a one year limited warranty.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: I'd Give It 5 Stars Except for TWO Things\\n\\nReview: I have used competitors' tank heaters, and this Farm Innovators Drain Plug De-Icer compares very well. I have two positives, and two negatives.\\n\\nPOSITIVES:\\n1. It really works well, just like they say it will. It heats only when the temperature dips and it does so consistently and without a hitch.\\n2. Its low design -- that is, the way it dips toward the base of the tank -- is great when it comes to resisting the damage an inquisitive or playful horse or other animal might do by putting her (in my case) foot in the tank. Other heaters got damaged and bent, but not this one. Kudos!\\n\\nNEGATIVES:\\n1. Its cost...COME ON! This is an unrealistic price, and is at least $10 too high. I bought it because I had no choice (at the time I ordered it, I had only this option at Amazon due to outages), but I will resist buying it again until the price is competitive.\\n2. Like its competitors, the rubber portion that sticks out of the tub -- the threaded portion -- is PLASTIC. That's a problem. After using it a couple of winters (putting it in and removing it, and occasional re-threading that might occur to re-orient it if an animal does manage to hit it and cause some leaking) the plastic threads tend to break down. If you should tighten it a little too much, or if the weather is particularly nasty, THE THREADING STRIPS WAY TOO EASILY. This part SHOULD BE METAL! It's a problem with this brand AND its competitors.\\n\\nAll in all, a good heater, and I'll buy another WHEN THE PRICE DROPS.\",\n \"Product: Little Giant 11 Lbs Plastic Hanging Poultry Feeder PHF11\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Nice Durable Feeder\\n\\nReview: This is a lightweight but solid feeling plastic hanging feeder. I've only had it a couple of weeks, but it's doing very well and is making my daily work a lot easier.\\n\\nI say this because a nice hanging feeder not only gets the feeder off the ground--cutting out the constant yuk they continually like to drag into it--but it also allows you to put out a decent amount of feed, limiting the back-and-forth trips you have to make every day. (NOTE: Don't put in too much...in the warmer months infrequent cleanings of ANY animal feeder will invite insects. You absolutely have to clean poultry products regularly.) But this is a very easy-to-clean product, and it does allow you to put in enough to last until the following morning.\\n\\nIt also permits you to set the height of the white plastic tube, allowing a lot to come out of the reservoir or a little. This is simple to set and you'll soon find the right amount for your hungry little boys and girls.\\n\\nI also purchase the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Little-Giant-3-Gallon-Plastic-Poultry-Fountain-PPF3/dp/B000HHFA92/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Little Giant 3 Gallon Plastic Poultry Fountain PPF3</a> and am very pleased with it.\",\n \"Product: DURA FORK HEAD ONLY - Red\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Fork, But Too $$$ for Just the Head\\n\\nReview: At this writing, the Dura Fork is selling for over $18, and that's just plain too rich for my tastes.\\n\\nI like ordering the fork heads, as they are the portion of the implement that suffers the most from daily cleaning use. You should always have a couple lying around nearby as potential replacements; you do NOT want to have to run up to the house, order one, wait around til it arrives, and THEN clean the stall. Heck, even if you're just using it for mulch they still are vital.\\n\\nAnd this IS a good brand of fork. I clean horse stalls, and having a sturdy 20+ tine fork is the best tool to have around. And Dura Fork makes a good, durable fork.\\n\\nBut $18 for just the head? Too much. A good price is $11 - 12, even as high as $14, but that's really pushing it. Not $18.\\n\\nShop around.\",\n \"Product: Between the carpool and the couch cushions, youre the CEO of the home front. Take care of your family and take care of business, no matter where household pests rear their ugly heads. Show bugs whos boss with Hot Shot insecticides. Theyre your weapon of choice, giving you the clear advantage within your walls and at the bank. Save the day. Hot Shot MaxAttrax Ant Bait provides relief from even tough ant problems. Use indoors, outdoors or anywhere ants are a problem to kill the queen and destroy the colony. These child-resistant bait stations start killing in hours and continue killing up to 6 months indoors. Use near walls, in closets and cabinets and under sinks and refrigerators. Just place one bait station along each ant trail. Heavily infested areas may require two or more bait stations for effective control. For continued control, replace baits every six months indoors (every three months for outdoor use) or sooner if infestation is heavy or bait stations are empty. When creepy bugs attempt to pass, save the day with Hot Shot insecticides.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Two Weeks Later...Just as Ants-y\\n\\nReview: I'm not impressed...I'm giving it two stars because, I don't know, maybe there's the TINIEST reduction. But I still have ants invading in my boxed food (and believe me, I'm putting cereal in gallon-sized Ziploc bags, etc.), and I'm just not at all aware of any real difference. We've followed the instructions, and I keep a clean household--dishes done regularly, nothing moist or sweet or crunchy or otherwise left out within any zone I've seen ants, etc.\\n\\nI've waited a couple of weeks to write this, and I just expected to see SOME reduction, and this comes with spraying outside anywhere I've seen ants concentrate. I'm just not at all happy with the product, and I don't think it works.\",\n \"Product: Between the carpool and the couch cushions, youre the CEO of the home front. Take care of your family and take care of business, no matter where household pests rear their ugly heads. Show bugs whos boss with Hot Shot insecticides. Theyre your weapon of choice, giving you the clear advantage within your walls and at the bank. Save the day. Hot Shot MaxAttrax Ant Bait provides relief from even tough ant problems. Use indoors, outdoors or anywhere ants are a problem to kill the queen and destroy the colony. These child-resistant bait stations start killing in hours and continue killing up to 6 months indoors. Use near walls, in closets and cabinets and under sinks and refrigerators. Just place one bait station along each ant trail. Heavily infested areas may require two or more bait stations for effective control. For continued control, replace baits every six months indoors (every three months for outdoor use) or sooner if infestation is heavy or bait stations are empty. When creepy bugs attempt to pass, save the day with Hot Shot insecticides.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Two Weeks Later...Just as Ants-y\\n\\nReview: I'm not impressed...I'm giving it two stars because, I don't know, maybe there's the TINIEST reduction. But I still have ants invading in my boxed food (and believe me, I'm putting cereal in gallon-sized Ziploc bags, etc.), and I'm just not at all aware of any real difference. We've followed the instructions, and I keep a clean household--dishes done regularly, nothing moist or sweet or crunchy or otherwise left out within any zone I've seen ants, etc.\\n\\nI've waited a couple of weeks to write this, and I just expected to see SOME reduction, and this comes with spraying outside anywhere I've seen ants concentrate. I'm just not at all happy with the product, and I don't think it works.\",\n \"Product: Why spend a fortune hiring a lawn service to aerate your lawn when you can do it yourself with these Ohuhu One-size-fits-all Lawn Aerator Shoes? Attach spikes to molded plastic base, strap onto your shoes, and take a walk on your lawn! Our lawn aerators have twenty-six 2\\\" steel spikes which create open-air passages down into the lawn to allow air, water and nutrients to reach the roots for a healthier lawn.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A nice place to hide away those diamonds on the soles of your shoes\\n\\nReview: This is exactly what it appears to be: a well-made organizer that lies flat against the door and allows the user to place within it 12 pairs of shoes. (I don't think there are shoes thin enough that would allow two to be placed within one slot).\\n\\nThe organizer comes with the equipment that will easily allow its user to hang it over the door, and the device simply hangs there -- which,of course, is exactly what it's supposed to do. It's made of a sturdy yet breathable material, and it seems well made: the stitching is quite capably done, and the whole apparatus has the feel of something that should last a good while.\\n\\nYou know, there is nothing that demands it be used for shoes, either. It does make so much sense, though, that it cover a nice closet door and therefore make use of a space in your closet as yet unused. But it is possible, I suppose, to put all sorts of things in them: hobby and craft equipment; knick-knacky kind of stuff you weren't sure what to make of; belts and other accessories; and so on. But the breathability of the material lends itself to letting your shoes air themselves out (as long, I guess, as you leave your closet door open). Your choice.\\n\\nNOTE: I was sent this product in exchange for an honest review ... which this is.\",\n \"Product: Specifications: Material: Brass+Plastic Dimension: 80*64*53mm/3.1*2.5*2.1Inch Weight: 210g/7.4oz Valve: Ball Valve Norm: G3/4\\\" Hose Fitting Application: Garden; Irrigation Package: 8*6.4*4.8cm\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Brass Product When Plastic Just Won't Do\\n\\nReview: Owning a small farm, I have grown to appreciate having certain things which, when needed, live up to their potential. Sure, its nice to find a plastic product every so often and benefit from its inexpensive quality, but I often find that there are those products which just DO NOT hold up when made from plastic. This is a great example.\\n\\nThis kind of a hose connector MUST hold the hose tightly and at the same time deliver the necessary amount of water. Yet time and again those plastic connectors lose their threads or the on/off function gives way or any number of other problems occur, and whatever you THINK you saved comes up and bites you on the butt.\\n\\nBRASS WORKS. It may cost a little more at the onset, but it is SO worth it.\\n\\nThis Y connector is a quality product. Ive used it for a couple of weeks now, and I find that it holds up extremely well.\\n\\nAnd yes, the connector uses plastic parts, but they are only buffering the actual metal part beneath it: the switches have a softer plastic covering them so that the metal doesnt cut into your finger, and likewise the plastic ring around the central connector that meets up with the faucet does much the same.\\n\\nIm impressed with this Y connector, and recommend it strongly.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied with this product free of charge with the sole stipulation that I provide an unbiased review, which this is.\",\n \"Product: Jolly Pets 4.5-Inch Tug-n-Toss, Purple\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for My Corgi\\n\\nReview: I can see why larger dogs would go through this quickly, but it's holding its own with our Corgi...SO FAR. (Please read my final paragraph).\\n\\nAbbey's very tough on rubber products and loves to fetch, so we thought this would be perfect. We had some trepidation since it's obviously made for small dogs, which she is (she's about 25 pounds) BUT as the old saying goes, Corgis are big dogs in small bodies. Corgis are VERY tough on products, so I had my doubts about this toy lasting any amount of time.\\n\\nBut we got her this size and it's perfect. She really attacks it when she fetches it, and she's definitely gnawed on it with no overt damage as of yet. It seems pretty tough.\\n\\nOne of the things I like about the ball is that it's light enough for her to carry, and not so tall that it drags across the ground when she carries it back to us. It really is the perfect size for her. It also has a nice color, which aids us in noticing it when and if our grass gets high before we cut it.\\n\\nI still believe the ball may not make it past a year or so...if I were to leave her with it she WOULD probably tear it up pretty quickly. But I'm going to treat it as a toy that she only gets to play with a certain amount of the time, and that my lengthen its life. We'll see...I'll edit this piece either way.\",\n \"Product: The Vision Large Bird Cage #L01 is a suitable cage for budgies, canaries, lovebirds and finches. It provides your bird with lots of room to move around and Vision makes it easy for you to take care of your bird. Bird movements cause air currents, which flow outwards, and in the case of most standard bird cages these air currents eject waste and seed debris outside of the cage and onto the floor. With Vision Cages, the combination of the debris guard, the deep base and the placement of the seed/water cups helps combat air currents to keep the majority of the waste and debris inside the cage. This reduces the amount of mess and time-consuming clean ups, leaving you more time to enjoy your pet. The Vision Large Bird Cage is a great home for your new bird.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great, Low Price Cage\\n\\nReview: As I write this, Amazon is putting this cage on a sale...it's a great deal.\\n\\nIt's a $140 list price cage, selling for $96. (And if you have Prime, like I do, shipping is free!) If you have small bird--finches, say, or canaries--it's a good size cage for them to fly around, to socialize, to exercise, to gather, to separate off.\\n\\nIt has a nice feature, too, of having a relatively clear plastic wall around the base of the cage to make sure the detritus that birds tend to shed so rapidly stays within the cage. It's a clever adaptation, and it really keeps your pet area clean.\\n\\nI wasn't overly happy that at the ends -- the sides -- there are little plastic \\\"doors\\\" and little plastic latches, enabling the pet owner to access the water on one side and the food on the other. It worries me that the plastic -- a relatively weak medium -- will eventually break down.\\n\\nBut so far, so good. The little finches I own (four of them) have really enjoyed their home, and I'm very pleased with the cage. If I learn otherwise, I'll post it here. But so far -- after six months -- all is well.\",\n \"Product: The Vision Large Bird Cage #L01 is a suitable cage for budgies, canaries, lovebirds and finches. It provides your bird with lots of room to move around and Vision makes it easy for you to take care of your bird. Bird movements cause air currents, which flow outwards, and in the case of most standard bird cages these air currents eject waste and seed debris outside of the cage and onto the floor. With Vision Cages, the combination of the debris guard, the deep base and the placement of the seed/water cups helps combat air currents to keep the majority of the waste and debris inside the cage. This reduces the amount of mess and time-consuming clean ups, leaving you more time to enjoy your pet. The Vision Large Bird Cage is a great home for your new bird.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great, Low Price Cage\\n\\nReview: As I write this, Amazon is putting this cage on a sale...it's a great deal.\\n\\nIt's a $140 list price cage, selling for $96. (And if you have Prime, like I do, shipping is free!) If you have small bird--finches, say, or canaries--it's a good size cage for them to fly around, to socialize, to exercise, to gather, to separate off.\\n\\nIt has a nice feature, too, of having a relatively clear plastic wall around the base of the cage to make sure the detritus that birds tend to shed so rapidly stays within the cage. It's a clever adaptation, and it really keeps your pet area clean.\\n\\nI wasn't overly happy that at the ends -- the sides -- there are little plastic \\\"doors\\\" and little plastic latches, enabling the pet owner to access the water on one side and the food on the other. It worries me that the plastic -- a relatively weak medium -- will eventually break down.\\n\\nBut so far, so good. The little finches I own (four of them) have really enjoyed their home, and I'm very pleased with the cage. If I learn otherwise, I'll post it here. But so far -- after six months -- all is well.\",\n \"Product: Kaytee Forti-Diet Pro Health is a Seed-Based Blend of Fresh, Palatable Seeds, Grains and Fortified Supplements that provides the essential nutrients your pet needs for a long, healthy life. With DHA Omega-3 - Supports Heart, Brain and Visual Functions Rich in Natural Antioxidants - For general health and immune support Probiotics and Prebiotics -Natural ingredients that aid in digestive health Naturally Preserved - For ideal freshness Enhances feathers and coloring.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: In Their Own Way, They Tell Me They Love It!\\n\\nReview: Like the title to this review says, my four little finches endorse this product highly...the way they tear through it, they have to love it.\\n\\nI also like that it's reasonably priced. (I don't think my finches care about that!)\\n\\nAbout the only thing I could suggest for an improvement would be a better bag: I always screw it up: I tear too far down the side toan then realize there is no zipper there, or I cut EXACTLY WHERE THE DOTTED LINE TELLS ME TO and there is no room for me to grip the sides to force them apart.\\n\\nOther than the zipper, I'm very pleased with the Kaytee Forti Diet etc. etc. food. Whatever you're doing, keep it up. (Except the zipper...please work on that.)\",\n \"Product: Stuffing Free Lil' Squeak Monkey by Petstages has tons of fun without the mess! Two separate squeak chambers keep squeaking when punctured, so your pup can have hours of safe, squeaky fun! Plus, theres no stuffing, which means no mess. The Stuffing Free Lil' Squeak Monkey by Petstages is ideal for your small sized dog.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very nice, with a minimum of things that can be ripped off and choked upon\\n\\nReview: I have small dogs (Corgis), and they are fierce little girls when it comes to playtime. While buying little dolls is fun and I love bringing each new one home to my delighted doggies, I despair of them biting off parts of them and choking on them: plastic eyes, feet or arms, hair, octopus legs, etc...\\n\\nThis one is rather straightforward, and held up better than most. I'm convinced my little Abbey could tear the stuffing out of a bowling ball, this one did last for a while. And there were no missing parts that caused any worries for me.\\n\\nI will give this warning: if your dog likes to play tug of war with you, and lunges back for the item that she occasionally lets go of, this little doll is just long enough for you to be assured you will be bitten when that occurs. Do be careful. I've got hands that look like a NFL defensive lineman's because of that.\\n\\nOtherwise, a nice little toy.\",\n \"Product: Tuffy toys are the most durable dog toys on the market! With up to 4 layers of material, our toys are bonded and sewn together for added durability. Most dog toys have just one seam to hold the toy together. Tuffy toys can have up to 7 rows of stitching. Most Tuffy toys include an additional piece of black trim which protects the outside seam and makes the toy even stronger. Our toys are built to last, but keep in mind that no toy is &indestructible;. Tuffy toys are designed to be used for interactive play and are not chew toys. Please be a responsible dog owner and only allow your dog to play with the toy under supervision. Do not allow your pet to ingest any portion of the toy. We strive to make our toys the strongest and safest on the market. As loving dog owners, we only want the best toys for our dogs and yours!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Not that Tough at All\\n\\nReview: I have a Corgi (well, I have three, but only one chews on this one toy), and this is sitting on our floor AGAIN, stuffing outside the body.\\n\\nI've ALREADY re-sewn it once, so some credit must go to our dog, but this did not last any longer than other toys. I'd give all the credit to the dog, but it's always split along the seams, where the stitching is. It's just not that well made.\\n\\nWhy such a low rating? I think that if a toy really builds itself up on one particular trait, and that trait fails, so does the atoy.\\n\\nIn fact, I gave it a 2 instead of a 1 because it's pretty to look at...in our garbage pail.\",\n \"Product: All in ONE Superbond technology bonds to plastic, laminate, wood, and metal to name a few. Supermaxx All-in-One offers the maximum in rust protection with No Sanding required!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Vital\\\" Instructions Are Practically Unreadable, and Their Customer Service Is Quite Rude\\n\\nReview: I will not be buying this product by Krylon, and I am angry enough to not only avoid their products altogether, but to tell as many people as I can how rudely I was treated by their product spokesperson.\\n\\nThe problem occurred on the day after the first coat was applied to a ceramic lamp's body, the paint cracked so badly that it made the lamp I'd been carefully working on look like the side of an old barn weathered by decades. When I called the product's number, the spokesperson told me I had applied the paint outside of \\\"the window,\\\" to use her term -- one in fact not used on the back of the product. She said the second coat had to be applied within minutes, or after two days had passed. When I complained that I did not know of such a rule, she told me it was plainly printed on the back of the product. (I've included a photo of that label. Can you read it?)\\n\\nWhen I complained that these instructions were almost impossible to see, she pointed out that, regardless, I had not followed them and was therefore at fault.\\n\\n\\\"I'm sorry that you can't read them,\\\" she replied abruptly. \\\"We only have a limited space on the back of the can.\\\"\\n\\nI told her there was ample room to enlarge the print, as one can see on the bottom of the can. She said that this was not her decision and this did not make the instructions less important. When I pointed out that if such a rule is so important, they could have printed it in bold, italic, or in a different color, she simply repeated that problem was mine. \\\"Your inability to read them does not mean they're not important,\\\" she said. \\\"We expect you to read all of our instructions before starting.\\\"\\n\\nIs there anyone else who feels that making instructions be sensibly readable is an obligation of the manufacturers? Though I did not make this argument at the time, I feel that printing in a type so small that it is almost impossible to read -- ESPECIALLY to those who are seniors, as I am -- borders on discriminatory practice?\\n\\nRegardless, as she never asked what particular product I used (such as gloss, semi-gloss, etc, AND paint color) I think I will take some time to register my anger at this company's treatment of me by repeating this review across those parameters. I have never done so with my reviews, but I am simply THAT mad.\",\n \"Product: Raqpak Reflective Cord 100m Long Tent Guy line Rope with Carry Pouch\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A great all-purpose cord that has a million uses\\n\\nReview: My first reaction to the Raqpak Reflective Cord came as I took it out of the bag and I saw the striking yellow color and reflective propertiesthis rope really looks cool.\\n\\nMy second reaction was one of relative amazement as it came completely out of the bag: it was really compact, measuring lengthwise about the size of my outstretched hand, and its bundled thickness was a close to the size of my fist.\\n\\nBut I became hooked if youll pardon the pun, when I began using it on little projects outside the house: I strung it up on our old clothesline to see how it held weight over a distance of 25 feet. To test this, about two days ago I tied one end of the old clothesline T (that was still up, obviously), pulled it over the opposite end and pulled tight and anchored it. There was almost no feeling of stretching once it reached its maximum length, and I took that as a good sign: you don't want tent lines, say, to stretch.\\n\\nAnyway, it was fine for clothes I took some items out on hangers and it held up well. For a thin cord it had a great tensile strength and showed no signs of breaking. Additionally, the terrific \\\"reflectivity\\\" of the strands makes the cords really show up when I went into the yard at night: Whereas I frequently scalp myself (there are some areas in the yard where the clothesline is at right about high forehead height, which is hilarious to my much shorter wife and children. Well, the jokes on them now, because Ill always see the cord ahead of time (unless Im wearing my darn ball cap, like last night, and the bill obscures itOUCH! No fault of the rope there.)\\n\\nI also cut a few lengths of it and used them to tie up wood bundles and they held greatthe bundles were about the size of the ones you see at grocery stores and held about six forearm-length wood sections. With these little bundles you have to use two strings on each bundle, as the wood would shift too much with only one string. It held great.\\n\\nThe great thing about this cord is how brightly it reflects: you can see this at night REALLY easily as long as there is a light source somewhere nearby so it can reflect. This makes it super intelligent to use as say, tent cords, as any late night trips that usually end with someone tripping over them. The danger in falling is not only the tripping over the string, but also the persons possible landing into one of the pegs pounded into the groundsome of those pegs are metal and can cut the person falling on them. My sister needed stitches one summer because of them.\\n\\nWhile the cord is really thin about the width of shoelaces it is really strong. The company says it has a 360-pound break strength, and I can believe it. As I said before, I think this is probably a terrific cord for small tasks where string is NOT an option and you don't need full ropes. As it is VERY light the whole 100 foot cord runs in the area of five ounces, counting the bag it comes in and this makes it extremely wise for camping. It adds almost no weight to your camping gear.\\n\\nThis is an excellent cord to have around for all sorts of reasons. Now that I own it I know that if I were ever to go camping again I would HAVE TO take this cord.. i could be either cut ahead of time to make putting up a tent ahead of time, or it could simply be brought along to help with any number of uses on an outing: bundling items, setting traps, clothesline, hanging up food to keep it free from pests, shoelaces, lashing down gear and so on.\\n\\nNOTE: I was supplied with this product free of charge with the sole stipulation that I provide an unbiased review, which this is.\",\n \"Product: Book by Coelho, Paulo\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good book, but I think the ending is a betrayal\\n\\nReview: As I write this I realize that I am talking about a modern classic, one that I must admit I did enjoy reading overall. But that said, I simply didn't find this book to be as moving a book as I thought I would.\\n\\nThe novel tells a simple though interesting tale about a boys attempts to search for a treasure revealed to him in multiple dreams. Along the way he encounters many people and situations that enable him to learn and grow spiritually, aided by either his clever and inquisitive mind or the guidance of others who effectively serve as mentors.\\n\\nFor the most part, I did like THE ALCHEMIST. I enjoyed the simple style of writing and the stripped-down nature of the tale. We don't get into the five senses kind of environmental description Coelhos tale is more of a parable at its heart, and in fact is a story OF the heart and of the mind. I also admired the central character as well: Santiago is not only aptly named, but he is a likable boy full of pleasant good will and a gentle disposition, ready to work and clever when it comes to the things one must do to succeed. He is also brave, and remains positive whether things are going well or they are not, choosing to do the best he can at whatever hand he is dealt by life.\\n\\nHere, however, comes the problem. While I felt that the book worked for a good deal of the story, it weakened a bit toward the end. Part of it was the storys mumbo-jumbo manner of religiosity; while I understood the authors decision to tackle his subject in this simple, unadorned manner, it didn't hold up at times. Certainly, the notion that there is a hidden one-ness at the heart of all matter is a notion that works well through a simplistic style, a la the clean, stripped-down beliefs at the heart of innocents or the way we conceptualize the purity of, say, the Native Americans culture when it came to nature. But when the boy began addressing the wind and other elements (a point Ill get to further in a moment), it really broke down for me. It stretched credulity, reducing Nature to a kind of repertory theater. I will speak further on this scene in a second.\\n\\nHERE I ONE ASPECT THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED A SPOILER SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH.\\nWhat I particularly disliked about THE ALCHEMIST is that I felt it broke its own rules. Again, Im discussing the ending here, so beware. It bothered me that the ending should have been a point when the boys budding spirituality took its hold upon the lad. I ask: why would a person who is in essence learning so much about what really matters about life still keep seeking money? His interest in gold is not the same as the alchemists interest in it: the elder character is a man who can manipulate the elements in a near-magical manner, a process he leaves the boy to discover for himself (like when he fact almost comically abandons him to magically make like the wind for men who will otherwise kill him comical because once the alchemist places the boy IN the situation, he simply goes off to play with his birds. And one more thing: while the twist at the end was clever, it disappointed me for two reasons: the first, for point I made above, but the second is trickier. The boy learns that the truth the material treasure HE sought is NOT there; it is, he learns, where the OTHER character says it is. Clever, sure but is the author telling us the other characters information is more true? Why is that? Was it that the other boy was favored? OR, which is probably more true, is it because whatever force it is that imparts such wisdom does so knowing that one boy WILL follow his heart and the other wont. Think: if the other boy does follow his quest then Santiagos info is going to be wrong. But IF things are meant to work out the way they actually do, then is Coelho indeed telling us that these actions were predetermined? This sends, I think, the opposite message the author wants to send.\\n\\nTHE ALCHEMIST is a book that people will enjoy for its simple values, and the tale of this young boys spiritual quest has satisfied many. While I too enjoyed it and liked the boy, I ultimately felt a bit disappointed in what I felt to be a contrived ending. Though I initially liked the twist at the end, the story could have ended on that exact moment and left me happier. As it is, I felt the final portion of the boys quest betrayed his AND the authors intentions, which hurt the novel for me.\",\n \"Product: 1st trade edition paperback, new\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I love this book!\\n\\nReview: All right, I admit it at the start...I'm a big fan. This is the second installment of Stephen Hunt's slam bam steampunk/adventure series, and now I can't wait for <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Rise-of-the-Iron-Moon/dp/B005Q5S7AY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Rise of the Iron Moon</a>'s American release.\\n\\nThe novels are character-driven adventures set in an imaginary world whose center is the nation of Jackals, a nation not unlike England. Because this is steampunk, Jackals is a coal-driven quasi-Charles Dickens era society of floating airships and gas lamps--a modern, but not too modern, society. The heroes are at once likeable and sympathetic, be they children with hidden bloodlines or strong men with anvils for hands or eccentric mechanical steammen or orphans with exoskeletons. Both novels are set in motion almost immediately--in the manner of an Indiana Jones movie--and what follows is a rich mixture of political intrigue, dark magic, and reprehensible rogues. There is almost no down time in either book--they propel themselves with the force of a steamroller until the final pages.\\n\\nIf there are any complaints leveled at Hunt's works, it's that he can be VERY ambitious. I thought that the climax of his first book, <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Court-of-the-Air/dp/0765360225/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Court of the Air</a> was maybe too big, too spectacular. It had as many plot threads as a Tom Clancy novel, and when you marry that with a whole new planet of cultures, characters, and conflicts, it can and did get pretty hairy. But \\\"The Kingdom Beyond the Waves\\\" is much tighter, from start to finish. There is no shortage of action...it's rare to have a dozen pages slip by without a big revelation or a reversal of fortune, but the story is always gripping and credible--a heady task, given that earth quake-like forces can propel whole cities into the upper atmosphere: three-eyed reptiles can talk and fly; and...well, you get the picture.\\n\\nIn short: disgraced professor Amelia Harsh has just about given up on her father's quest--finding the ancient lost civilization of Camlantis--when a rich benefactor appears: Abraham Quest, the man who drove her father to ruin. As her options are limited, she gathers a crew composed of convicted slave traders and steroidally enhanced female soldiers and they board a refitted u-boat to sneak up the Shedarkshe river into the Daggish territory, a brutal jungle where all intruders run the risk of being forcibly assimilated into an animal-plant hive called the Greenmesh. On the way she must deal with a saboteur, a mutinous crew, and a growing awareness that secrets have been kept from her, and the true purpose of her expedition will not only endanger her life, but the lives and destiny of her entire world.\\n\\nIf you can't tell, Hunt's imagination is almost limitless, and there is no end of intrigue and plot twists throughout. And it's FUN to read...in fact, I had to keep telling myself to slow down, to savor. I like how he spreads it around, too: his female characters are every bit the equal of the males, and it is a mark of a gifted writer that even mechanical men are gIven as much personality and backstory as the flesh-and-blood ones. And this, I think, is Hunt's greatest strength: he has created a world that, two novels in, shows no signs of diminishment. He has so much going on in his first two novels that what I understand might be a six-book series seems entirely possible.\\n\\nA note: while \\\"The Kingdom Beyond the Waves\\\" is a stand-alone novel, it helps to have read <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Court-of-the-Air/dp/0765360225/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Court of the Air</a> beforehand. I love these books so much that I'm actually constructing a glossary of the unusual terms and phrases that might help readers a bit--it's about the only thing I thought was missing from these big, wonderful books...and I'd be happy to share it with anyone who wants it, or would like to contribute to it.\",\n \"Product: Brian Dorsey is a retired Naval Officer and is currently a Nuclear Test Engineer for a Naval Shipyard. When not spending time with his family, Brian enjoys reading and researching US and Native American history, watching good TV shows or films (anything by Joss Whedon), hunting, teaching the occasional history class, or working on his next writing project.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: GATEWAY charges ahead full-thrusters, and raring to go\\n\\nReview: One thing is for sure: Brian Dorsey has all the right kismet for this book: his site says he is a retired naval officer and currently an instructor for the Department of the Navy. Hes memorably illustrated his own cover. And he writes at the onset of his book that hes dedicated a portion of GATEWAYs early profits to the memory of a two dear family friends who not only lost a father to the Afghan war but a son to cancer as well. Its hard to find fault with these motivations.\\n\\nTo be sure, in GATEWAY, author Dorsey has put together a saber-rattling adventure that takes his characters on a journey across the silent realms of space to dangerous alien worlds to wage almost constant battle once the book finds its feetyet Major Tyler Lucius Stones most deadly confrontations are most often experienced in the bureaucracy of, in his own words, endless inspections, glad-handing and political niceties. Theres probably not a military man (or woman) worth his rank who doesnt feel at least some kinship there.\\n\\nBut, even as much as he hates being given administrative tasks, Major Stones abhorrence of political ceremonies and elite dinners knows no bounds. He is treated more like a piece of meat there than on the war grounds, where his decisions and maneuvers yield real-time results and usually reward true competence. But, when sitting next to his perfect fianc, Lady Astra Varus, and being given orders by the blustering and cowardly Colonel Cataline Tacitus, the gilt-edged finery that attempts to take the place of true heroism is more than he can stand.\\n\\nThe narrative of GATEWAY begins with action, and be sure there is a great deal of it throughout this novel, but the early portion of the book intentionally drags: the author wants us to witness the real soldiers hatred of all things bureaucratic and in the early stages this drudgery tends to dominate. Not only did I have an aversion to this slow pace, but during some of these scenes I also wondered if such a self-righteous and ill-tempered man as Major (soon Colonel) Stone would be tolerated as much as he is throughout the early stages of this book: he is frequently over the line with his superior Tacitus who of course totally deserves it but I often wondered if his sass and downright insolence toward his superiors would really be given such leeway.\\n\\nThere were other moments like this: I won't give anything away, but suffice it to say that late in the book there is a rapid ascension of a hardly qualified individual whom Ill agree (given the backdrop of this book) can be seen to deserve this promotion, if you will, on paper, but I found it difficult to accept that SO MUCH power is almost literally handed to this person, even given certain events that supposedly allowed it. And then, when things get even worse, I found it almost impossible to believe the actions of this person later on -- even in a society such as this. But that may be just me.\\n\\nBut I think it is easy to say that where author Dorsey flourishes is in the action scenes, which without doubt truly dominates this tale. While the workings of the society and the aspirations and motivations of key personnel have to be addressed, GATEWAY really succeeds in the battle sequences as well as the clever stratagems that our heroes pull out of their hats at (frequently) the last second a la Captain Kirk of the old STAR TREK series and a bunch of other great actioners throughout media history. GATEWAY shines in these scenes, but not just because of the blood-and-guts (of which there is much to be found). No, GATEWAY succeeds in these moments because we, the audience, have gotten behind the ragtag team that the good and upright and masculine Colonel Stone puts together. We LIKE these people, and we can get behind their motivations and aspirations, as they are those of deserving people.\\n\\nWhat I particularly liked about GATEWAY is the political statement it makes: Look at yourself, it says, and look at what you have always believed to be your cause and yet never truly scrutinized. Investigate it deeply, and make sure that what you THINK you have always believed in is TRULY right, and good, and worth giving your life for.\\n\\nI was glad to see there is some talk of a sequel or follow-up novel I find it easy to look forward to further exploits. Certainly, the book ends in such a way that we dearly want to see certain things happen, and can easily see that there is much that MUST occur if we are to be truly happy for our heroes. I do like the protagonists who have made it to the end; I like their quirks and differences, and I think there is much room for Dorsey to play with these characters and watch them grow.\\n\\nBut I will also say that the book is a little awkward at times: I didn't take issue with some lines that, though they may seem awkward to outsiders to the military, are meant to invoke a kind of military speak: that a person has an inability to control her mouth-brain interface is a purposefully comic line that hits correctly among those in the ranks, as well as when a character gripes that certain military operations may amount to little more than a freakin show for higher-ups who are finally getting their chance at playing soldier. Soldiers LIKE that kind of talk.\\n\\nNo, its more the occasional stilted language and kind of hokey dialogue that we find the author including. While our hero is really a rah-rah kind of guy himself -- a kind of (forgive my French) tight-assed military guy who sticks up for the noble and the true and admits to a strain of old-fashioned do-goodery -- there were occasional lines that just hit me wrong, like when Stone scolds his fianc and she later cozies up to seek his favornot unlike a scolded dog returning to its master. Though we may like Stone and dislike her, a line like that does no one any good. There is a strong thread of that kind of misogyny, as when two characters reference their mutual hatred for snotty, over-privileged bitches it is only slightly mitigated by the fact that one of these characters is indeed female (especially because she is about as far from girly as a woman can be). Granted, this book is not trying to be nice, and it probably speaks more truly for many of its readers than I would care to admit.\\n\\nRegardless, GATEWAY shows promise and I think Dorsey has a lot of good karma happening here. I look forward to his next novel, and welcome any comments readers might wish to add to this review.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":79,"string":"79"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1363,"string":"1,363"}}},{"rowIdx":1364,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3RZOPQ42Q50B1"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"The Yost 5-RAV is the most durable rapid action bench vise on the market. This is the only rapid action bench vise that is constructed from high strength ductile iron. The rapid action handle on the vise allows you to quickly adjust the jaws to fit the size of the product that you are working on. Precision machining on this vise ensures smooth operation and jaw alignment. The vise also features a 120 swivel base for adjusting you vise to the proper working position. A large anvil working surface is also featured on the vise for shaping metal.\". The summary of the review text is \"Perfect for what we need\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The Yost 5-RAV Rapid Action Bench Vise, in ' size is high-quality vise and perfect for our home workshop. It's heavy, made of cast iron and weighs approximately 20 lbs. There are three holes to bolt it do the workbench or table that you are working on.\n\nI love the rapid action release after you flip the lever and allows you to move it in to position rather than the usual way by rotating the handle. I like this even better than the old one that we have that I inherited from my grandfather. I was able to use it on a couple of woodworking projects and it was absolutely perfect.\n\nThe only thing I did not like about this vise is the fact that it was made in China."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The Yost 5-RAV Rapid Action Bench Vise, in ' size is high-quality vise and perfect for our home workshop. It's heavy, made of cast iron and weighs approximately 20 lbs. There are three holes to bolt it do the workbench or table that you are working on.\n\nI love the rapid action release after you flip the lever and allows you to move it in to position rather than the usual way by rotating the handle. I like this even better than the old one that we have that I inherited from my grandfather. I was able to use it on a couple of woodworking projects and it was absolutely perfect.\n\nThe only thing I did not like about this vise is the fact that it was made in China."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The ESP EC-100 AT Electric Guitar is one of the best values in a serious, hard-rocking electric guitar. The EC-100 sports a pair of ESP LH-150 pickups that generate super sustained distortion. Maple neck with rosewood fret board on a basswood body provides great resonance while the shorter 24-3/4\" scale makes note bending a breeze. the EC-100AT is perfect for beginning players who want a good-feeling, good-sounding electric guitar for rock, metal, and other music genres.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'm in heaven once more!\n\nReview: I have always leaned toward playing guitar with a more bluesy style. Unfortunately, a few years ago I ended up selling my Gibson electric guitar partially for financial reasons but mostly out of frustration. The neck was just too wide for me to play it the way I wanted because my fingers are short. When Vine offered the ESP EC-100 AT Electric Guitar with its narrower maple neck, my heart ached to play again. I have a very small vintage Fender amp that Ive had since my late teens and this guitar sounds great even on it!\n\nThe guitar came very well packed and wrapped with care. The black finish on the body of this guitar is just gorgeous. I was impressed that it stayed tuned all through its journey to get to my home. Even in the best of situations and with the amount of high heat and humidity that we have had here in the Midwest, thats pretty rare. Right out of the box, this beauty just felt and more importantly sounded great. The strings are tight, but not too tight so I could easily make the chord transitions and get the sound out of it that I wanted. Best of all, my fingers were in heaven!\n\nThere is a tiny bit of buzz on the low E and C strings on occasion. For now, I am going to blame that on my being a little rusty on my playing rather than being the fault of the guitar. I honestly missed being ale to play and hadn't realized it until getting my hands on this instrument. My only other complaint is there is no whammy bar pre-installed, and that is definitely not a show stopper for me. Once I have that installed, I suspect this guitar and I will be together for a very long time. I simply love it!","Product: Equipped with newly designed internal shock mounting for reduced handling and stage noise, this cardioid dynamic workhorse is designed for smooth, natural vocal reproduction. The microphone features super-durable construction for long-lasting performance, a rare-earth magnet for high output, and a multi-stage grille design for excellent protection against plosives. Its cardioid polar pattern reduces pickup of sounds from the sides and rear, maximizing isolation from other sound sources and minimizing feedback.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The professional level of sound was just as good, if not a bit better than the Sennheiser ...\n\nReview: The Audio-Technica Cardioid Dynamic Handheld microphone is a well-made versatile microphone. I currently have a Sennheiser e-685 Lead Vocal Condenser Microphone and an M-Audio Session Music Producer USB that came with my Avid sound studio software package. All three of these mics have about the same heft and feel to them.\n\nThe professional level of sound was just as good, if not a bit better than the Sennheiser microphone that cost me twice as much. This is especially important when editing. Most of my work involves sound files for podcasts and voice overs for newscasts, public service announcements and film. The sound levels come in good and strong, and there is a minimum of noise or feedback to have to contend with.\n\nIt is important to note that this microphone does not come with a cord. Luckily, I had one on hand. You can pick up a cord for very little money, either here on Amazon or at a local music supply or electronics store. Since most of my work goes straight into a computer, this will microphone works perfectly with a mic to USB connection. I did need to increase the sound levels slightly in both the Avid software package and Adobe Audition. However, I would attribute to factors other than the microphone. If you use a microphone stand and clamp configuration, you may need to try a few different ones to get the fit that you want. The clamp that came with this microphone didn't work with the stand and clamp configuration that I currently have, but that wasn't really a great issue for me.\n\nIf budget is a consideration and you want the high-end quality without spending a great deal of money to do it, I would definitely recommend this microphone. Compared to both the Sennheiser and the M-Audio, it is an excellent, moderately priced microphone and will serve you well for a variety of uses. Professional vocalists and public speakers will like its versatility, while sound amd editing professionals will appreciate the quality of the audio and can spend less time in post production fussing with the sound files.","Product: Designed for the realities of life in the field, the Seek Reveal combines an advanced thermal imaging camera with a high performance LED light in one compact, rugged, and reliable device. Built for the realities of work and play, the Seek Reveal handheld thermal imager combines powerful thermal insight and a high-performance light in one durable device. With a detectable range of -40 to 626 F, Reveal lets you pinpoint specific sources of heat-and heat loss-up to 500 feet away, all at just the touch of a button. Whether you're a plumber searching for a clog, an electrician checking for a hotspot, a hunter tracking game, or a homeowner looking for peace of mind, Reveal delivers the insight and illumination you need to find, fix, and feel safe faster.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It's a cool thing that could save your life!\n\nReview: I am so grateful for the Seek Reveal - All In One Handheld Thermal Imager with Flashlight, Blue. During the review process, I was like nearly every other reviewer in using this tool with its multiple filters to find potential energy leaks from insulation gaps. Other uses that we have really enjoyed is the fact that we can see deer and potentially other people who are out while we are walking the dog in the dark. Being able to see animals and people that are in your path is a great way to keep safe, and it's got a fantastically bright flashlight that beats all of my other LED flashlights.\n\nAll of the typical homeowner uses aside - the most valuable thing that this unit did for us was to detect a problem with one of our outlets that had an appliance attached to it. Earlier, this new appliance, a quartz space heater kept shutting off. Initially we thought it was the heater , but other things such as a lamp were shutting off. The outlet felt warm to the touch and that caused me a bit of concern.\n\n I got out the Seek Reveal Thermal Imager and found that the outlet was glowing much brighter than every other outlet in our home. Upon calling a good friend who works for a local utility as a line repairman, that outlet had deteriorated to such a degree that it very likely could have started a fire. In a log house (or any house for that matter!) that can never be a good thing! This unit was quite literally a lifesaver for us. While it may seem a little pricey at the outset, the safety provided by this wonderful little unit is well worth the price.","Product: 3 Watt 20\" LED Waterproof Work Light on Magnetic Base ~ LED lights provide an excellent solution for heat intensive environments. ~ High Brightness with 330 Lumens. ~ 50,000 hours LED lifetime. ~ Arm Length: 20\". ~ Power Supply: 110V AC/ 1 phase. ~ Base size is 2 x 2\".\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice lamp, no mounting hardware\n\nReview: This is a very nice work area light. It's perfect for shining a bright concentrated light for a small area, such as when doing meticulous detail-oriented projects. I used mine when making jewelry and also for a weaving project where I had to pay especially close attention to the number of threads I gather up. In winter time, it can be a challenge to have enough light to do this. This LED light solved the problem beautifully for me. I attached it to the frame of my tapestry loom and because the neck is quite flexible I can get in close.\n\nThe downside of this lamp is that it does not come with mounting hardware. I am fortunate in that I have several drafting style lamp on hand and pulled the mounting kit off of one of the spares that I had. If you do purchase this lamp, be sure to get hardware as well.","Product: Legends speak of a place where worlds collide and mighty heroes battle for dominance...The Turtle Beach Heroes of the Storm™ PC Gaming Headset is your key to powerful upgrades and ultimate victory in the raucous online team brawler starring your favorite Blizzard characters. Hear every game detail though epic 50mm speakers, battle for hours in comfort, communicate clearly with teammates and personalize your headset with speaker plates of your favorite Blizzard heroes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great value and excellent sound quality!\n\nReview: The Turtle Beach Ear Force, Heroes of the Storm PC & Mobile Gaming Headset is a much better product than I expected. I passed up a similar headset Call of Duty: Modern Warfare a while back and went with a cheaper package. Now I see what I was missing. The sound quality for both the headset and mic are outstanding! As someone who does sound engineering for various film and audio projects, the quality is close to what I get with my Sennheiser headset that I got with my Avid audio package. The sound is crisp, and clear with distinct highs and very tight bottom notes.\n\nOn conference calls, webinars and Skype, the headset performed beautifully. I've got no complaints whatsoever. Another nice feature is the ability to either put into place the Turtle Beach logo on the sides or pass on it. As someone over 30, I found the extra branding unnecessary and am grateful that I was given a choice. Definitely a good value for the price.","Product: Cyberlink PowerDVD 14 Ultra\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Rule Number 1: Do NOT mess with my file associations!!\n\nReview: Over the past 15 years, I have really loved Power DVD product. It was perfect for doing what I wanted it to do, when I wanted it to do it. This latest version changed the file associations on the PC I installed it on and did not give me the choice to opt out. I had to uninstall the program, then reinstall another DVD player of choice.\n\nThe 10 GB of cloud space is very generous, but it does not make up for the monumental pain in the @$$ that the program caused on installation. Cyberlink NEEDS TO FIX THIS ISSUE! I would not recommend installing this on a machine you do any sort of creative / video editing work on. Be careful!","Product: Impress your dinner guests with a tablecloth of simple elegance. This beautiful Italian waffle weave tablecloths brings a luxurious feel to your dinner party, or can be used to add romance to your table everyday. Available in additional colors and sizes.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not quite right for me...\n\nReview: The Benson Mills Prego waffleweave fabric tablecloth was a little bit smaller than I had expected, but not too much smaller. The cotton-poly blend is o.k .for casual events, but less suited for more formal dining. The waffle weave reminds me far too much of the cliche' checkered tablecloths made of plastic that are found in certain types of restaurants. That may be fine while you are on the road and finally found food in the middle of nowhere, but it is not what I want the impression I want to make on my family and guests when entertaining in my home.\n\n I am certainly not used to having to wash tablecloths that potentially have spills of various kinds on in cold water on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low - especially if it is a light coloured fabric such as this. I will stick to fabrics that have a bit more traditional weave and style than this one","Product: Elegant and festive, the Holiday Teacup Cinnamon Candle will add the sweet scent of cinnamon to your Christmas gathering. Crafted of beautiful gold accented porcelain, the teacup is decorated with the iconic Holiday holly and berries motif. A delicate accent, perfect with Holiday dinnerware, this lovely candle also makes a great hostess gift. The candle includes a long exaggerated wick to mimic a teabag. When your ready to burn, simply cut the wick down and fill the room with the delicious holiday cinnamon scent.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Holiday Cheer in a Cup of Tea\n\nReview: This Lennox Holiday Tea for One teapot and infuser is lovely. The infuser is heavy duty ceramic and can hold loose tea or tea bags. It probably would work better with the latter as some loose teas, such as a Masala chai, for example, would go through the holes in the infuser. There are some wonderful bagged teas such as Celestial Seasoning's Nutcracker Sweet that would be just the thing to lend some holiday spirit to your cup of tea!\n\nThe size is right for a small to medium cup of tea, as it says, for one person. I personally tend to drink much larger cups of tea in the winter months, so it left me a little disappointed. If you don't use it for tea, however, it would make a lovely decorative item on your shelf for the holidays.","Product: Console Table features three storage drawers with framed drawer fronts for extra style. Turned legs and storage shelf on bottom along with distressed Juliet finish makes this a truly unique piece.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful table! Just be sure to watch the specifications!\n\nReview: The Pulaski Juliet Console table is a gorgeous piece of furniture and looks great in my office. The unit came in one crate, was very easy to assemble. The legs and feet screw on with no need of tools. The table is sturdy and is a fine piece of furniture. The finish, is smooth, but looks as if it is distressed. Its a very appropriate look that fits in with the rest of our country decor.\n\nI did ding my review one star because of the specifications in the description not being accurate. The table that I received did not match what is here on Amazons website. The description states a measurement across the table of 56, the table I received measures 57. The depth of the table that I received is 11 deep rather than the specified 13. The description states that there are three drawers, while the unit I received has two.\n\nFor me, these discrepancies in measurement and the number of drawers were not so terribly important. When it arrived and was assembled, it did not fit where I had initially wanted it. This left me having to do some rearranging in order to make it fit. If someone has a very limited amount of space and is looking for a console table that can fit, it could prove to be a problem.","Product: HON Purpose seating has innovative YouFit technology for a tailored fit. This mid-back chair has three distinct flex zones to support the user's range of postures, including sitting, reclining or perching. Chair has upholstered seat and back cushions. Shell color is Onyx, fabric color is Black and base color is Black.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A good, basic office chair\n\nReview: the HON Purpose Mid-Back Chair is a nice, median priced product. Out of the box, the assembly time took less than three minutes, without the arms. Putting them on took a few minutes more. I did end up taking them back off again simply because the way my home office is configured, it made it easier to use.\n\nThe chair rolls easily, and is easily adjustable. Most of my equipment is on an industrial-sized drafting table, so I would have liked it to raise a bit higher. I do use it at a side desk, however, and the chair is comfortable to work in as far as an office chair can be. The only exception to this is that the padding is not very thick on the seat or back. If you sit for long periods of time, you may have to use a favourite pillow or cushion.","Product: Frigidaire's FFRE1233Q1 12,000 BTU 115V Window-Mounted Compact Air Conditioner is perfect for cooling a room up to 550 square feet. It quickly cools the room on hot days and quiet operation keeps you cool without keeping you awake. Low power start-up and operation conserves energy and saves you money. Ready-Select electronic controls allow you to set the comfort level to your preference, while a convenient temperature-readout displays the set temperature. Effortless temperature sensing remote control allows you to see, set and maintain room temperature from across the room. The multi-speed fan features three different speeds for more cooling flexibility and the 8-way comfort control design allows you to easily control the direction of the cool air, wherever the unit is mounted. Plus, the clean air ionizer removes pollen and impurities from the air providing relief for allergy sufferers.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just the size we need!\n\nReview: We have not had air conditioning or central air in our home for 20 years, relying on ceiling and window fans even on the hottest of summer days. The great room in our log cabin is right at the size of 550 sq feet recommended for this unit. Because it is heavy, weighing in at between 70 -80 pounds, I enlisted my son to help install it. It went in the window and was securerd super fast and easy. The unit cooled the room quickly and the remote makes it really convenient. So far we have not had too bad a spike in our energy bill after installing this unit and I will say it is a nice change after all of those years with no air conditioning.","Product: Enjoy fresh coffee every day with this elegantly designed French coffee press. Product features a no-drip spout and the individual size accommodates 1 standard coffee cups.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lovely, smaller-sized coffee press\n\nReview: I began using a French press nearly 20 years ago after first encountering them on a business trip int he UK. After that, I ditched my drip coffee maker as being a more flavorful and ecologically viable way to make coffee. The taste difference, for me, is huge.\n\nWhen I received the Francois et Mimi Single Wall Glass French coffee press in chrome, it was sleek and lovely but I noticed that it was slightly larger than half the size of our regular 8 cup size Pyrex French Press. That is not a problem, I tend to someone who drinks from a gargantuan-sized coffee mug. So, I just find myself making coffee a bit more often throughout the day when using this press.\n\nThe set up of the press is fairly standard There is the plunger that goes into a three level filtering system that pushes out grounds and gets them out of the way so you can enjoy fresh brewed coffee the way it was intended. Cleanup is a breeze with the parts coming apart in order to clean all of the pieces between brewings. The parts are sturdy and go back together just as easily. I love the quality of this press, I just was hoping for a larger unit.","Product: Save time and effort in the kitchen with the easy-to-use, easy-to-clean SilverStone Microwave Cookware 3-4/10-Quart Microwave Pressure Cooker. Uniquely designed for convenience and versatility, SilverStone Microwave Cookware takes the pressure out of cooking and puts it in the microwave. The cooker's all-around functionality makes it perfect for everything from a large batch of zesty rice pilaf or a nothing-to-it chicken and kale soup. And pressure cooking seals in even more of your favorite foods' nutrients and flavors. Toss chicken wings with your favorite Asian-style sauces then cover, lock and pop the cooker in the microwave and serve a succulent, finger-licking snack in minutes. Use the handy basket insert and steamer plate to cook several foods at the same time or to add a quick-cooking food later in the process. And utilize the plate to handily heat up leftovers without losing moisture in the food. The cooker features sturdy BPA-free construction and capacity for over a dozen cups of cooking liquids and ingredients, perfect for making an impromptu Italian pot roast when friends drop in. The lid features an array of safety features to help ensure quality cooking results and easy operation even for beginning cooks. Conveniently top-rack dishwasher safe, the microwave cooker is designed to fit most standard microwaves and comes with a Quality Assurance Guarantee. Easy, flavorful cooking's is just steps away, with the clever, versatile SilverStone Microwave Cookware 3-4/10-Quart Microwave Pressure Cooker.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not a bad unit ,,BUT\n\nReview: I really have very limited experience with pressure cookers. This is the first microwave pressure cooker I have ever used. I used it to make a chicken Masala recipe that a friend had given me and it turned out wonderfully - eventually. Calculating and converting the recipe for a pressure cooker was a bit of a trick. While the cooking time was greatly reduced and I was able to get dinner on the table faster than I expected - I am not sure that I would make it a cooking option as often as I do my standard pressure cooker.\n\nThe downside of this unit is it is fairly large for one of my microwaves. I used a 2.2 cubic foot microwave and it was fine. I do think it would have caused issues in the slightly smaller microwave unit I have in my studio, however. I have also never been a fan of cooking anything in a microwave that is made of plastic. I am not sure that any leeching of xenoestrogens from the plastic that have been linked to some forms of cancer have not eliminated. I pick my poisons carefully, especially where food is concerned and that issue more than any other will cause me to probably opt for a stainless stove top cooker instead of using this one.","Product: Enhance your cooking prowess with the BLACK + DECKER Multicooker. Mealtime is made easy with true one-pot cooking capability that features high heat for browning meats and vegetables and traditional slow cooker functionality for roasts and soups. Variable temperature controls give you flexibility to cook from 200 Degree-450 DegreeF, and a warming function keeps food at perfect serving temperature. Plus, cleanup is quick and easy with removable ceramic parts and a tempered glass lid.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Multi Cooker that is Multi Purpose\n\nReview: I do a lot of crockpot cooking in the fall and winter months; not so much in the summer months. When I received the Black + Decker MC1100S Multi Cooker, 6.5 Quart, Stainless for review, it was during one of the hottest weeks of the summer and we have no air conditioning!\n\nThis cooker was a great alternative to heating up the entire kitchen with a stove and doing polled pork . I love the fact that you can set the temperature on this for the exact heat that you need, unlike my other standard crockpot that that has two settings: low and high, and your cooking times are always just a little h it and miss. You can also set it for slow cook, sear, and even bake. That was really helpful to use out on the deck or patio. The removeable ceramic insert makees it really versatile for serving.\n\nSome of the downsides of this unit: `1) This thing is ENORMOUS! Unless you have a great deal of counter space, you are going to want to store this in the garage or basement or somewhere else. It's great to use to prepare what you need it for, but leaving it out on the counter or even taking up storage space in the kitchen is going to be problematic for just about anyone, unless you have a butler's pantry or a huge amount of under-counter space. 2() The ceramic insert is really bulky and can prove cumbersome to clean up in the kitchen sink. 3) Those stainless steel handles on the ceramic insert can get HOT! If you remove the ceramic pot portion of the unit, you are going to have to use potholders to lift it out. Be especially careful if you use that on the table and there are children (or oblivious adults!), they could give themselves a burn.\n\nAll in all, the Black + Decker MC1100S Multi Cooker, 6.5 Quart, Stainless is great,and would prove perfect for large family gatherings such as holiday dinners and other celebrations or when you have a great deal of food to prepare and you need an extra oven or cooking space that you don;'t normally have.","Product: Whatever your preference, single or double espresso, cappuccinos, or lattes, the De'Longhi ECP3630 15 Bar Pump Espresso Machine ensures barista quality results at home so you can enjoy your favorite coffee house beverages at home. The advanced cappuccino system with hot milk or cappuccino selector, mixes and steams milk to a rich, creamy froth for evenly textured drinks. Other features include a double layer drip tray, removable water tank, and fill stainless steel housing.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Espresso at Home!\n\nReview: I absolutely LOVE this machine! I am definitely no stranger to making espresso. When I worked in the natural products industry, I was elected to be the barrista by our team, so I am very used to industrial / restaurant quality machines for making espresso and cappuccino. The De'Longhi 0 15\" Bar Pump Espresso and Cappuccino Machine, is impressive because like those higher level machines, its made of stainless steel and the profile is takes up a lot less space than you would expect.\n\nThe instructions make it very easy to set up, and give you tips on set up, care and cleaning. The first part consists of running water through the system. That takes just a few minutes. Remove the tank, fil with water and replace. Plug it in, turn it on. The green light will tell you when you are ready to brew. Turn it to the brewing mark (the little cup icon) and let half of the water run through the machine without attaching the filter and handles.\n\nOnce you do this you are ready to go. The whole process of going from initial set up to making your first cup of espresso was less than 25 minutes. There are three different filter cups. I most often use the deepest because for me, double and quadruple espressos are what I like best. If you don't want quite that much buzz, there are two smaller sizes. There is also a scoop / tamper for putting your coffee into the filter and then pressing the ground coffee / espresso tightly.\n\nWhen brewing espresso, you want to start with very finely ground, dark, or more ideally, espresso roast coffee beans. HINT: DO NOT pre-grind all your beans at the store, or buy your coffee pre-ground. With grinding, you increase the surface area of the cofee and make it far easier for the volatile oils to evaporate. What you get is coffee that has less taste, and you are cheating yourself out of a better cup of coffee. Invest in a small coffee grinder, and don't grind those beans until you are ready to use them. If you end up with a bit extra in the grinding, put in a sealed jar or container to keep the air from getting to the coffee.\n\nFor the double espresso, you will need about a scoop and a half, possibly two scoops in the filter. Be sure to tamp it down in the filter with the end of the scooper. You want the espresso beans in there fairly tight. Make sure to leave about 1/4 clearance between the packed espresso and the top of the filter holder. If you dont, you won't be able to get it back into the machine and then you will have to take out some of your packed coffee and repack it.\n\nWait for the green light, put your shot glasses under the two spouts at the bottom of the filter holder and turn the knob to brew. I let the shot glasses get about half full before turning it off. Let it drip a bit to get all that lovely espresso out for your enjoyment. Turn the knob all the way to the left for the steam spout setting. You can turn the arm in or out for use and then later to save space on the counter. There is a lever on the right side of the machine, that is the steam dial. Turn it and you will be able to froth your milk. After a while you will get to where you can hear when your milk has been adequately frothed. The sound will be almost a deep growl. Turn it off and add to your cup of espresso. The spout is easy to clean and froths your milk beautifully.\n\nMy only complaint with this unit is the fact that it does not include a frothing pitcher. While you can make do with a Pyrex measuring cup or a regular coffee cup, the pitcher does make a difference. Amazon does have these available for between $10 and $20.\n\nEDIT 11/05/2015 - I have been using this machine every day since I received it. It's been running like it did the first day I got it. I am absolutely in love with this machine.","Product: The Easy to Assemble SmartBase is an innovative mattress foundation by Zinus. No need for a box spring and a traditional frame, enjoy strong, sturdy support for your spring, memory foam, or latex mattress with the Easy to Assemble SmartBase. The Easy to Assemble SmartBase provides strong steel support, easy setup and 12.5 Inch of clearance for under bed storage. Worry free 5 year limited warranty. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy to assemble, tons of space for under bed storage!\n\nReview: Quick and easy setup out of the box. The instructions are very clear. All the tools are included -screws and an Allen wrench. If you need to tear down and move it to another room or another address, Zinus frames are great for that. I also have a full sized bed frame that I used for our guest bedroom and it takes a total of two minutes to tear down and put back up again.\n\nThe frame has plenty of support so you don't need a set of box springs. Just lay your mattress on top of it and it's perfect. There is over a foot of clearance under the frame so you can store lots of things under the frame and organize even the smallest of bedroom spaces.","Product: With a series of designs that will be both striking and suitable for your space, the divine rugs found within the Parker collection by WorldWeavers offer a touch of incomparable charm to any dcor. Machine made of 100% polypropylene, each of these perfect pieces will not only update your space, but offer an affordable solution for doing so, fashioning a sense of flawless warmth from room to room within any home.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for Indoor or Outdoor Use\n\nReview: Surya Riley's indoor outdoor rug measures approximately 5 ft by 7 feet and can be used indoors or outdoors. I was rather surprised at the quality and feel of this rug because it is made from 100% polypropylene, which can feel a bit rough to the touch. Not so with this rug. This one is machine made in Turkey. and came from Amazon Vine well packaged and protected.\n\nI currently placed it in our basement studio/ living area on a concrete floor. It feels great to walk on. I love the muted shades of sage green maroon too light rose and off-white. The design, however, is not something I would normally choose for myself so I did deduct one star. For those who like bold prints, however, it can go with any number of decor or architectural styles and would look great on a deck, sun porch, or play area. Cleaning is easy with a standard vacuum. Spills are also easily mopped up to look good as new.","Product: Style your home with the transitional style of the DAD- 414-B barstool from the CorLiving Collection. The tough Cream white bonded leather seat is easy to wipe clean and a high back seat design will add comfort, support and style to your kitchen or bar. Features piping, tufted detailing, sturdy Dark Espresso stained hardwood legs and is accented with a durable chrome footrest. This well constructed barstool is the perfect way to entertain at a 34\"- 40\" bar height, and offers great value to make the most of your indoor dining space.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for a home bar or casual kitchen\n\nReview: This is a very nice leather chair in white with wood legs and one metal bar which serves as a foot rest up front. . The product is listed as counter height but it is about a couple of inches shorter than I would respect. It is still, however, a little higher than a standard dining room chair. This product came complete with all of the chair pieces, the tools and hardware along with the tool. I had it completely assembled in about 10 minutes. So far it's sturdy and looks like it will stand up to years of use.\n\nDepending on the height of your home bar, counter height table, breakfast bar or kitchen island, this stool, or a set of them would be a perfect addition","Product: The Oral-B PRO 3000 provides a clinically proven superior clean vs. a regular manual toothbrush. The professionally inspired design of the Cross Action brush head surrounds each tooth with bristles angled at 16 degrees, and 3D cleaning action oscillates, rotates, and pulsates to break up and removes up to 97% of plaque from hard-to-reach places. The pressure sensor lights up if you brush too hard to prevent harmful over-brushing and there are 3 modes, plus an in-handle timer to help you brush for a dentist-recommended 2 minutes. Best of all its brought to you by Oral-B the #1 brand used by dentists worldwide.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Oral-B 3000 electric toothbrush\n\nReview: I was rather dubious about using an electric toothbrush. I always thought they were an unnecessary expense that didn't really do too much for you in the scheme of things. I had heard plenty about the Oral B toothbrushes and this one was highly rated. I am very happy to say that I like how this works, the warning light gives you indication if you are pressing too hard.\n\nI have had issues with my teeth being very soft and prone to problems as well as some issues with receding gums. This toothbrush has given me a noticable difference in my teeth and gums and does exactly what it says it will do in just a matter of weeks. I am very happy with the results and am recommending it to anyone else who is in the market for an effective, moderately priced electric toothbrush.\n\nThe refill heads are available at most drug stores, but tend to be a little expensive. I would recommend buying them here on Amazon to get the best pricing.","Product: Panasonic High Quality Channel Soundbar with Built in Subwoofer with dual woofer design\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Excellent home theater system!\n\nReview: The Panasonic SC-HTB770 3.1-Channel Soundbar with Wireless Subwoofer was an absolute breeze to set up with our home media centre which is in the largest room of the house but we still have limited space.\n\n Because most of the equipment I have is Panasonic already, we really didn't have the compatability problems that others have reported in their reviews. The bluetooth pairing made setup really easy. I have been able to pair this set with my phone and it makes listening to music wonderful!\n\nThe soundbar and the side speakers fit quite easily. We did go with the HDMI optical cable so we could incorporate the X-Box into the set up and watch / play Assassins Creed. Now, THAT is what theater sound is made for! It added a whole new cinematic quality to the game. This system is powerful enough to shake the walls of a log cabin! I am thoroughly enjoying this system, and so far, so good.","Product: See real-time video in clarity you'll notice. The Q-See QT5680-1 is the surveillance solution with noticeable clarity. With support for a total of 8 cameras, the QT5680-1 surveillance DVR offers smooth flowing D1 recording resolution, 4 times the size and clarity of conventional CIF, which ensures footage appears in real-time. To fully take advantage of this system's superb quality, the DVR includes a pre-installed 1TB hard drive and an HDMI port for high resolution viewing options. With an array of standard features that keep you connected, this 8 channel DVR gives you peace of mind and flexibility when it comes to a security solution. The QT5680-1 keeps you connected regardless of where you are located with its premium remote monitoring features. Receive email alerts with incident snapshots when motion is detected or when the hard drive runs out of recording space. Easily check up on property from just a computer or compatible mobile device. In addition to impressive remote monitoring features, this system is capable of extensive multi-tasking. Simultaneously record, watch video, back up video and remotely monitor all with the processing power of one DVR.Q-See DVRs are a winning selection for your surveillance solution. With high quality products, Q-See DVRs achieve excellence in home or business environments.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A great choice for the money\n\nReview: Our family has lived in a log cabin in a fairly isolated area for over 20 years. There have been times when the things that go bump in the night can bother the spouse, the kids and the dogs. We installed this unit and it was surprisingly simple for someone like me who knows their way around video cameras in a studio setting, but not so much about security cameras.\n\nWhat is really cool is to see the wildlife that wanders around our home with the infared feature that is a part of this. Recently when we had visitors at the cabin and some noises were heard outside. I was able to check it on my smartphone and able to actually see that it was just a few deer that were foraging for food.\n\nSetup of the cameras is simple, the software is downloadable from the website and took very little time. The equipment is very well made. Over the past month, I have really enjoyed this unit and would highly recommend it for the price.\n\nUsers will need to have a montitor or a TV that can be dedicated for this purpose.","Product: For complete real-time surveillance coverage look no further than the QT4760-1 DVR from Q-See. The enterprise capable QT4760-1 DVR offers 16 channels and a pre-installed 1TB hard drive for a complete and thorough surveillance setup. This DVR also features a real-time CIF recording option as well as a larger, clearer D1 recording resolution. Included with the premium QT4760-1 DVR bundle is an HDMI port for higher resolution viewing options. Always be aware of what's happening on your property with standard noteworthy features. View camera footage in high resolution thanks to the HDMI port. Easily monitor your home or business using only a computer or supported mobile device via free apps from Q-See. Up to 10 additional users can log onto the DVR for an extra set of eyes to monitor. Even if you can watch over all 16 channels, this DVR sends out email alerts when security criteria that you can set are met. Receive email alerts with incident snapshot when motion is detected or when camera loss occurs! The QT4760-1 also features impressive multi-tasking capabilities such as simultaneously record, watch video, back up video and remotely monitor. Q-See DVRs are a winning selection for your surveillance solution. With high quality products, Q-See DVRs achieve excellence in home or business environments.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great System for the Price\n\nReview: Having HD quality security system is a great plus the Q-See QT4760-8E4-1 Security System is a great way to add security monitoring to your home or business. The system comes with a total of 8 cameras and an inpressive DVR system. The DVR can work with any television or computer monitor.\n\nThis system worked very well with our Linksys router and everything was pretty much play and go. We were able to install the system at various points in our home. The cords reach just fine. Setup is a breeze and the downloadable software from the Q-See website makes monitoring remotely a possibility. We don't have a home alarm system, however, the system does have a recording mode that enables recording should your home or business alarm be tripped. The night vision monitoring is great, though in black and white. Daytime monitoring is in colour that turns out fairly descent with images that are clearer and crisper than many higher end, professional installations. All in all, its a lot of camera and DVR power for one package.","Product: A Pure Digital Solution for Complete Peace of Mind. Monitor your home or business with levels of clarity and detail never before possible with Q-See's completely digital, high-performance 4 channel Network Video Recorder. The first do-it-yourself digital recorder of its kind, the QC814-1 is pre-equipped with four Power Over Ethernet (POE) ports, eliminating the need to run a separate power cable or buy extra, expensive equipment, saving both time and money. The Q-See NVR's ultimate benefit is the flexibility it affords through its ability to operate and connect with remote IP cameras. This single NVR manages and records up to eight cameras simultaneously regardless of where each camera is located. In addition to the convenience of monitoring various properties, enjoy an extra layer of security by placing the NVR in a safe, low-risk location to limit access to the system and its critical recordings. The system can also access up to eight 1080p/720p cameras for greater picture quality. The system is calibrated with 1920x1080 color-rich image quality to maximize the clarity and detail of people and actions including, facial recognition, license plate identification, currency validation and more. View smooth video on all locally connected cameras at an impressive 240 FPS (30 FPS per channel on 720p). As the long-running leader in innovation, Q-See believes in making superior surveillance technology affordable and easy to use. Our online knowledge base is ready to help you 24/7 and our tech support staff is available to help you online or over the phone. Q-See is the trusted leader in surveillance solutions for home and business environments, offering Peace of Mind Anywhere, Anytime.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A great starter security system.\n\nReview: Q-See has put together a great basic system for either the home or business user. The set-up for this system took my son and I all of about fifteen minutes to do. The 720p- 4 bullet camera cameras are sturdy and well made. We live in a log home in the woods, so wildlife is a constant. The picture is clear and cris and the night vision gives us a very good picture of who and what is potentially raiding our garden and fruit trees!\n\nThe system has great support on the Q-See website. I There are ports to add four more cameras to the system if you so choose. would highly recommend this security camera system as a great starter.","Product: The WASPcam 9905 Wi-Fi comes with the same great specs you expect from WASPcam, but with a few new features. The new WASPcam Wi-Fi gives users the freedom to Film, Edit and Share every moment, no matter where they are filming. The WASPcam Wi-Fi Camera allows users to go from land to water without a waterproof case. The 9905 Wi-Fi records HD video up to 1080p30 (and 720p60fps/WVGA 60fps/VGA 120fps), snaps still-images up to 12-megapixel (and 8 or 5-megapixel), and built-in Wi-Fi connects the camera to an iPhone or Android for live viewing, recording and sharing content online with friends and fans. The camera package also includes a wireless wrist remote, which is powered by Radio Frequency (RF). The Wireless Wrist Remote is capable of controlling video and photo recording up to 5 meters (15 feet) away. Where the 9905 Wi-Fi really stands out from competitors is with the new features it brings to the table. The WASPcam Wi-Fi is completely waterproof, down to 98 feet, without the addition of a waterproof case, and includes a 1.5-inch LCD viewing screen on the back of the camera. The WASPcam Wi-Fi has cyclic recording and an auto looping function, which allows the camera to be used as a dash camera. Users can have their camera record in two-minute, five-minute, or 10 minute segments. Or turn off cyclic recording for continuous recording. The auto looping function allows the camera to record over older footage when the memory card is full.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great camera, horrible set-up insructions\n\nReview: The set-up for the WASP Action Sports Camera black is both complicated and frustrating. Dont look for clear instructions in the manual, because you won't find them. Figuring how to get the camera out of its box and opened is hard enough. Cbeck out YouTube and find a video on how to set up and use this camera. Just do a search on YouTube for the WASP camera. There are a few of them out there.\n\nYou will need a micro SD card if you don't have one already. WASP doesnt include one. When you look for a micro SD card, be sure not to get one larger than 32 GB. Thats the size I got and it worked very well.\n\nThis camera is very small, but for its size it does take decent video, the pictures are very sharp. If you want to do editing, of course, to get the media off the micro SD card, the best way is to have a reader. It takes up very little space in your camera case or luggage and can put out some very nice footage. For myself, I prefer a little larger camera for the work I do. For those doing action sports, and in wet or damp conditions, the water resistant case is a nice plus.","Product: Capture the Action and Relive the Moment with PNY PRO Elite SD Card. The 64GB card offers supreme speed and performance with read speeds of up to 95MB/s and write speeds of up to 90MB/s. Class 10, U3 rating is ideal for 4K Ultra HD photography and videography and burst mode shooting capability.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: PNY is a more trustworthy choice\n\nReview: I have been using PNY flash drives and SD cards for years. I have never been disappointed with the product. This PNY U3 Pro Elite SD Card 32 GB is the same kind of quality I am used to.\n\n I currently am using it in a Canon Vixia HFS100 HD camcorder that I have used for newscasts and other uses. It's great in the field. It responds well both in camera and through the reading /editing process. I've used both an onboard reader in my Dell desktop and on an HP laptop outfitted for field work. It also works equally well by using a USB connected card reader.\n\nIf given the choice, I always prefer PNY to Sandisk. My reasons for this is that i have had Sandisk SD cards that would fail after a few uses. One such Sandisk failure was with a crucial interview that had to be reshot. It was embarrassing. With the PNY disks, I've had no problems, no hassles, no regrets. I've shot footage for short documentaries on it and would definitely recommend.","Product: Stay connected during your wildest outdoor adventures. With a rugged, fully waterproof* design, emergency features and a 35-mile range, the T600 H2O keeps you connected and protected during your extreme outdoor activities. The T600 H2O is packed with top-of-the-line radio features, including the ability to float* and a water-activated flashlight. The flashlight also includes a red LED to preserve night vision. With these exceptional capabilities, you can count on the T600 H2O to deliver reliable communications during your wildest adventures - whether by land or by sea. How far can I expect my radios to communicate? The communication range quoted is calculated based on an unobstructed line of sight test under optimum conditions. Actual range will vary depending on terrain and conditions, and is often less than the maximum possible. Your actual range will be limited by several factors including, but not limited to: terrain, weather conditions, electromagnetic interference and obstructions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Versatile with great range even in rough terrain\n\nReview: The Motorola T605 Talkabout 2-Pack FRS/GMRS Two-Way Radio set is a really nice set. Its feature loaded, has range of up to 35 miles in the mountains ideal weather conditions, up to 6 miles on the water and around the neighborhood up to 2 miles. We live in a very wooded area with limestone cliffs approximately four miles from town and were able to pick up a signal just fine. Another cool thing about these two-way handsets is that they are waterproof up to 1 meter for 30 minutes - and they float face-up, too! The bright green / chartreuse watertight case on these radios make them easy to spot should you drop them in the water or on the trail.\n\nIncluded with the pair of two-way radios are the batteries that can last up to three months when not in use, belt clips that double as a whistle, a charging adapter with dual micro-USB connections that can be used simultaneously, a car charger with detachable USB cables, and a really nice carrying case.\n\nThe units were super easy to assemble, get acquainted with and use. These include a NOAA weather radio, which for us in tornado and blizzard country can make them invaluable to have around. The PTT Power boost which can boost the signal at a touch should you need it. There is a built in emergency alert button that can be used to send out a distress signal located at the top of each radio and it has 20 call tones that can be easily programmed in.\n\nThe battery pack initial charge took several hours before it reached capacity. You can tell that it is charging by the battery symbol located at the top right hand of the screen. Youll know its fully charged when the battery indicator is steady and stops flashing. They have a long life and if the included battery power packs wear out, you can either replace them easily directly from Motorola or Amazon, or you can opt to use three AA batteries instead.\n\nThese radios are great to have and would work well on the farm, too. Because we have 15 acres that are located in a very wooded area that has sheer limestone cliffs and other challenging terrain that makes getting any cellphone signal nearly impossible at times. These radios worked great all over the property with no weakness in signal, I would definitely recommend them.","Product: Get maximum audio performance with the V7 2.0 Performance Speaker System. Part of V7 Private Labels new line of PC Speakers, the Performance Speaker offer crisp, clear sound coupled with 6w RMS output for solid audio. The streamlined speakers are encased in a glossy front and black wood casing with controls atop one tower to make audio control a cinch.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good speakers for the price\n\nReview: The V7 2.0 Performance PC Speakers are great for a laptop or desktop system where stereophonic sound is not so important. For the price, you would be hard-pressed to find better. I loved the controls and the response of the speaker itself when using them for MP3's, movies, gaming and the like is fine. You won't get very impressive bass levels out of these particular speakers. I tend to push my stereo speakers, and having a tighter bottom as far as low bass is important for overall musical choices - especially with film sountracks, classical music and the like. These would be perfect for a college dorm room or an apartment where you are not too likely to turn it up too loud.","Product: Maxell took the two most dominating speaker transducer designs on the market, and infused them into one earphone. A precise dynamic driver creates powerful bass while a balanced armature driver provides crisp clear mids and highs for perfect clarity across the sound spectrum. With the Balanced Armature the midrange and treble can be much more accurate and detailed, and with the Dynamic driver it helps produce the entire musical frequency range. Giving the end users the most realistic sound audio experience. Button functions: Answer call- 1 Click, Play/Pause Music- 1 Click, Next Track - 2 Clicks, Previous Track- 3 Clicks.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very good quality for the price\n\nReview: The Maxell BA-1 Balanced Armature Earphones with In-line Mic work with absolutely every electronic device that I own. While they are listed for iPhone or cellphone use, I had no issue with them on my Blackberry Bold. They worked just as well on my iPod Classic, my Kindle Fire, my Dell Desktop PC (Windows 7) and with my laptop which is a HP Pavillion DV900 entertainment laptop. At school, I did use them on an iMac editing bay and again, they work equally well.\n\nSince I edit film as part of my work, and because sound is one of the major components of any media piece, especially in film, I tend to be extremely picky about sound quality for my headsets. In both Final Cut 7 and in Adobe Premiere Pro 7 and using a Mac, I did not find the bass strong enough on these earbuds to suit me. I don't believe it was intended to be used in such a situation, either. That is the only reason I held back on the extra star. Otherwise, I have used similarly priced Skull Candy headsets and found them very \"tinny\" by comparison to this set by Maxell. They are perfect for students or those who want a good, earbud with a cord that does not tangle and excellent sound for the money.","Product: Connect new USB-C enabled devices to multiple legacy devices through a USB 3.0 Hub. 5Gbps Data transfer rate. 900mA Power Output per port. Includes 1 meter USB-C to Micro-B Cable\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hub is perfect for any computer that is USB-C enabled and is ...\n\nReview: Belkins USB 3.0 Hub is perfect for any computer that is USB-C enabled and is a real godsend when you need the extra ports. I currently own an Alienware gaming laptop with the USB-C port and it has been excellent in solving issues of not having enough USB ports for my machine. The USB hub unit itself is quite small,features four ports and you can hook up any printers, card readers or other devices that you need to connect to. I use a lot of flash drives and even directly download from my Canon Vixia HFS video camear. This hub gives me faster transfer speeds than I have ever gotten before.\n\nThe only downsides is that I cant use it on my Alienware desktop because it doesnt have the USB-C (micro) port necessary. It would have been great to use it on both my machines. The other issue, as other reviewers have mentioned is that Belkin has made the AC adapter extra large. While that may be what is needed in order to achieve the power needed for the faster transfer speeds, the adapter takes up a considerable bit of real estate on a surge strip or the wall.","Product: Let Weatheready be the light in your preparedness plan for emergencies. You'll be ready to light an entire room with area lights and lanterns if the power goes out. And maneuvering through a dark house will be easy with windup LED flashlights and compact lights showing the way. Combines LED Area Lantern and NOAA Emergency Radio AM/FM Radio, Weatherband with NOAA Emergency Alert Provides up to 100 lumens and 80 hours of run time Easy to read digital display LED Lantern folds out for 360 area light Cell phone charger using standard USB port Dual power options - 8-AA Batteries (not included) or crank power.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A must for every home, camper or car\n\nReview: The day I received this unit, we had severe storms in our area and the power went out for an hour or so. When you live in an area where weather extremes are often the norm rather than the exception, having something like the Energizer Weather Ready Multi-Function NOAA Lantern around is a Godsend! Something like this is simply one of those very cool things you are glad to have on hand! It is so nice to have any equipment where the batteries are optional. With this lantern / radio combination, you have the option of using the hand crank which is attached to the back of the unit or battery power. With a minute of cranking giving you approximately six and a half minutes of radio and /or lantern time. If you do opt to use batteries, you can use the radio and lantern up to 40 hours on battery power. I personally tend to use rechargable batteries and it tends to be a little less time than that. Your own results may vary.\n\nThe lantern settings are high, low and off and the housing containing the bulbs can tilted from the base to light up a large area. The radio has AM/FM/ Weather Band and Alert. There is a telescoping antena that extends out from the side of the unit to insure the best reception possible, then will fold back into the unit itself to make it more compact. The instructions list include station listings for specific counties to get the most targeted weather, no matter where you are.\n\nSince most folks have gotten away from land lines and now use cellphones,oOne of the coolest features is the USB port that allows you to charge your cellphone or smart phone. I used it with my Blackberry 8820 and was able to charge it quickly using the battery power, it works a little slower with the crank, but it did work. Something like this is invaluable. I would recommend it to every homeowner or to anyone who goes camping or even having on hand in the car.","Product: OtterBox 77-33194 Defender Series for Nokia Lumia Icon - Black. 3-Layer Protection: Equipped with three, rugged layers of protection: built-in screen protector, polycarbonate shell and synthetic rubber slipcover.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Otterbox is The BEST way to protect your investment!\n\nReview: I have long been a fan of Otterbox since getting one for my first Blackberry (8820). When you are spending $400 and up for a device, never leave it to chance. I simply lost count of the number of times the Otterbox saved my very expensive smartphone from destruction from dropping, even being splashed with water. I have dropped my phone off our roof onto a limestone walkway below. Not a scratch on the device and the case only had a slight scuff on the rubber. The only time that a phone has been damaged with an Otterbox on it in our family is when my son accidently ran over his Blackberry Curve with a Kubota while on a landscape design job. Everything else bounces off of the Otterbox.\n\nWhen I was considering my next phone upgrade, seeing this product offered in Amazon Vine pushed me over the edge. Technically, I had the case before I got the phone because the product is just that good. If you are considering an Otterbox for protection of your device, look at the options for the Defender Series first. It offers the most protection for the money.\n\nThe first layer of protection is a rubberized case that goes over the hard plastic case. With this particular model it can be a little tricky to open at first. The instructions inside are probably my biggest gripe about the product. Be patient, once you have done it, then it is infinitely easier. The protective plastic that goes over the screen is sensitive enough for touch features to work easily and yet thick enough to protect from scratches and small impacts. The hard plastic case snaps closed easily over the phone, then the rubberized case goes over this. There are tabs to protect the ports for outlets, etc from inadvertent penetration by rain, dust and debris from the job site. Be careful with these, they do tend to wear fairly quickly, and in previous Otterboxes that I have owned, I have accidentally ended up tearing them off. Not a deal breaker, but something to be mindful of.\n\nThe kickstand is a really handy feature to make typing and viewing easier for various functions. Even though Otterbox tends to be rather pricey compared to other after-market brands that attempt to copy the Otterbox, It is worth the investment.","Product: Worry less while youre working, adventuring and living when you defend your device against drops, dirt and scrapes. The new Screenless Defender Series is specifically designed for the Galaxy S8+ curved touchscreen. Combining a solid internal shell with a resilient outer slipcover, Defender Series deflects the action and accidents that come your way every day. Plus, the included holster doubles as a kickstand for hands-free viewing.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Getting an OtterBox is the FIRST thing you need to do after purchasing a new phone!\n\nReview: If you make an investment in a new smartphone, you want to protect it. I have been using Otterbox's Defender series since back when I had a BlackBerry. I have used the Defender series with all other phones. This latest version made especially for the Samsung Galaxy S8+ is no different. When I first pulled it out of the box, I was a bit nervous because it wasn't as heavy as the one I had for my last phone, a Nokia Lumia Icon 929 Windows Phone.\n\nThis case is easier to disassemble so you can put your phone in it. For me, this case was much easier to disassemble than the one I have on my Nokia. There is the inner case with four tabs to secure it. A rubberized case slides over this so you can access the buttons on the phone and still have them protected.\n\nThe only complaint that I would give this product is that there is no protective screen to protect the phone's screen as in other Otterbox products. Some reviewers have complained that the glass makes the phone unresponsive in addition to being pretty expensive, so I didn't spend the extra $40 for something that had a chance of not working. As a solution, my cell phone provider did introduce me to the Invisible First Defense Liquid Glass Screen Protector that will prevent scratches, cracks etc. This product comes as a whipe so it doesn't add any extra weight to the phone. It's also sold here on Amazon and works absolutely perfectly with the Otterbox. I am really excited about my new phone and the fact that Otterbox will help me protect it.","Product: Japanese 2 CD pressing of her 2005 album. EMI.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Alas, poor Kate Bush, I knew her well...\n\nReview: I just bought Kate Bush's latest CD, \"Aerial\". I wanted to like this album. I was thoroughly prepared to love it, rave about it and recommend it. However, if I were to say that I am thoroughly disappointed in what I heard of this release, it would be a gross understatement. I will be selling my copy IMMEDIATLEY. I am not even going to bother copying it to my HD in the hopes that the thing might grow on me. It quite simply won't. This is the only one of Kate Bush's CD's that has made me realize buyer's remorse. I wish I had my money back. I have no doubt the copy I have will sell, because it is, after all, Kate Bush.\n\nDon't get me wrong. I have always adored Kate Bush. I fell in love with her the moment I laid eyes on her when she made her American debut on Saturday Night Live back in 1978. She was curled up on top of a piano like a cat, singing her song, \"The Man With the Child In His Eyes\". My reaction to her was simply,\"WHO is that?!\" The next day, I went to the record store in the mall, next to the bookstore where I worked and ordered an import cassette tape of the album. It took nearly a month to get it. It was worth it. I wore it out playing it over and over again over that year. Every time Kate came out with a new release, I was there on the release date to buy my copy. My fandom of this British songstress was rabid, and anyone I turned on to her (with the exception of one person), loved her music. She went through some incredible changes when she discovered the Fairlight synthesizer for her album, \"The Dreaming.\" It took some getting used to to assimilate the changes but in the end, it was all good. Then we saw some more profound changes yet again, for \"The Red Shoes\". Kate's penchant for experimentation and pushing the envelope of what her voice and instruments could do went in another direction and we loved her for it. You could pick up the influence in a couple of the tracks of her collaboration with Prince, but she was true to herself. She was always Kate. She was the Enchantress, the Lady of the Lake, and she took you on fantastic journeys through worlds that we have gone to in our imaginations,and she made it come alive for her listeners.\n\n\"Aerial\"is so far below her abilities. Gone is the spirit of experimentation. The entire 2-CD collection could have been compiled into an EP and you would have the flavour for the entire release. Gone are the crisp, haunting vocals that we, Kate's fans have always loved, and in their place are vocal improvisations that are neither precise or haunting. They are sheer mush. Her vocals sound as if she is lost in a sea of medication and just sound very sloppy. Kate Bush has always had very good, well engineered tracks, but what is lacking is any of that bygone tenacity toward quality in her music. She sings about her son, born a few years ago, as well as laundry and washing maschines and scrubbing floors. What was once magical, is now meandering down a lane of boring mundacity. Even if this were a new age album, rather than the popular / rock music it was billed as, it would be more boring than David Winston or Yanni. There are no fairlight synthesizers. There is not one tune on this CD set that moves you at all. It is just not the Kate we all know and love. Other than the initial release, \"King of the Mountain\", there is not a single song on this CD that is at all memorable. This is without a doubt, the worst album Kate Bush has ever done. Lionheart was never that great, in my view, but at least it had some redeeming qualities.\"Arial\", however has few, if any at all.\n\nIt pains me to have to say things that cruel about an artist whom I have loved for so many, many years. I can maybe credit this change in direction and intensity to the fact that she is a new mother, or maybe when Kate's own mother passed away a few years ago, she lost her fire. It is almost as if she has locked herself safely away in her studio in her home and decided she is not going to take any musical risks any longer. If that is the case, then I can only say, that would be a real shame.","Product: A two CD mix of classical and pop music. (28 tracks in all) In 1929, the ancient map \"Piri Reis\" was discovered in Constantinople. The map is extraordinary because it depicts bays and islands on the Antarctic coast which have been concealed under ice for at least 6,000 years. What civilization was capable of such exploration that long ago ? On \"Cartographer\", we imagine that these explorers were from the tiny island of Numa in the Southern Indian Ocean. As advanced seafarers, they navigated every corner of the Earth. We have created a language unique to them and tell stories through song that describe their creation, discoveries and ultimate demise. This is a 2 CD collection with Vocal and Remix versions of every song. The Remix CD also contains 2 bonus tracks.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: E.S. Posthumus is Wonderful!\n\nReview: I have been a fan of E.S. Posthumus since I first heard the \"Unearthed\" CD. I was very pleased to find that they had released another album, \"Cartographer\", that had the same sense of cinematic bravado. The pieces with choir and orchestra are exquisitely arranged and executed and the effect is nothing short of impressive.\n\nI did purchase the 'double album' that included the Luna Sans vocal tracks as a part of it. If I had my druthers, I would definitely have skipped the ones that featured Ms. Sans on them. They are the same as the ones without, just with her vocals added to them. While her voice is fine, technically, it is too \"pop-ish\" sounding for these pieces in my view. Much better vocal choices (if you need them at all!) would have been Azam Ali (of Vas and Niyaz) and long-time soundtrack vocalist, Lisa Gerrard (formerly of the band, Dead Can Dance). The sound is large, historical and epic. If you love great soundtracks, this is the music from the same artist that has been featured in countless films and television shows.\n\nE. S. Posthumus is great music to listen to while commuting, working around the house or writing with it playing in the background.","Product: A two CD mix of classical and pop music. (28 tracks in all) In 1929, the ancient map \"Piri Reis\" was discovered in Constantinople. The map is extraordinary because it depicts bays and islands on the Antarctic coast which have been concealed under ice for at least 6,000 years. What civilization was capable of such exploration that long ago ? On \"Cartographer\", we imagine that these explorers were from the tiny island of Numa in the Southern Indian Ocean. As advanced seafarers, they navigated every corner of the Earth. We have created a language unique to them and tell stories through song that describe their creation, discoveries and ultimate demise. This is a 2 CD collection with Vocal and Remix versions of every song. The Remix CD also contains 2 bonus tracks.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: E.S. Posthumus is Wonderful!\n\nReview: I have been a fan of E.S. Posthumus since I first heard the \"Unearthed\" CD. I was very pleased to find that they had released another album, \"Cartographer\", that had the same sense of cinematic bravado. The pieces with choir and orchestra are exquisitely arranged and executed and the effect is nothing short of impressive.\n\nI did purchase the 'double album' that included the Luna Sans vocal tracks as a part of it. If I had my druthers, I would definitely have skipped the ones that featured Ms. Sans on them. They are the same as the ones without, just with her vocals added to them. While her voice is fine, technically, it is too \"pop-ish\" sounding for these pieces in my view. Much better vocal choices (if you need them at all!) would have been Azam Ali (of Vas and Niyaz) and long-time soundtrack vocalist, Lisa Gerrard (formerly of the band, Dead Can Dance). The sound is large, historical and epic. If you love great soundtracks, this is the music from the same artist that has been featured in countless films and television shows.\n\nE. S. Posthumus is great music to listen to while commuting, working around the house or writing with it playing in the background.","Product: 10 songs\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for Creative Inspiration\n\nReview: I received this CD as a gift and I wasn't sure what to think of it. After listening to it all the way through, I have to say it has become one of my favourites to have on in the background as I write. As a writer/ film producer, mainly in the fantasy and historical fiction genres, it is neither too period nor too modern in it's sound. It really strikes a good balance in order to get the creativity flowing. In the first track, you hear a sort of otherworldly music and a child-like voice speaking in one of the old languages of the Isles as someone pointed out in an earlier review. This transports the listener right into the rest of the album. The Castle Gate is sensual and memorable and is probably one of my favourite tracks on the CD. The vocals are very reminicent (to me) of either Moira Brennan or her sister Enya with the multiple layering of vocal tracks to bring out vocal harmonies and haunting appeal. The final track, Exordium Ending has the same sort of memorable quallity that makes you kind of wonder why there aren't more two more parts to this particular \"trilogy\".","Product: The Tacwise Z3-140 Heavy Duty Hand Tacker/Staple Gun is a high quality tacker firing 140 (T50 type) flat wire staples. It uses staples between 1/4 and 9/16 inches long. This hand tacker is easy and effortless to use due to the Tacwise linear power curve technology. Loaded with features, the Tacwise Z3-140 includes a belt hook and personalization window and is perfect for tradesman/DIY wanting a professional tacker. It is ideal for applications such as securing plastic sheeting, breather membrane or Tyvek, as well as upholstery and much more. Tacwise is a new brand of rugged tools and accessories for the professional tradesman. The professional, Tacwise brand has evolved from 40 years of power tool know-how to best reflect the powerful and durable nature of the new products -which are high quality, feature packed and hard wearing with a robust and practical design.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: this is a great choice. Its very versatile in that it can ...\n\nReview: The first thing you notice about the Tacwise Professional Staple / Nail Tacker is its heft. I have owned scores of staple guns in the past, and none of them has the smooth feel and weight behind it that this one does. The price of the Tacwise Professional Staple and Nail Tracker is a bit higher than other staple guns. If you don't have the funds to spend on a compressor / nail staple gun unit, this is a great choice.\n\nIts very versatile in that it can use a number of different staple and nail sizes. It has also has a margin guide that fits on the unit so you can keep your staple lines straight and have a professional, finished looking edge on your projects.\n\nThis unit comes with the margin stapler, optional margin guide, and a full 2000 pack of 140 /10 mm 38 staples. Its very easy to load up with staples, no struggling with the magazine to get it open or closed again. It has a fabulous feature of being able to lock the handle down so that it doesnt go off accidentally.\n\nI used this for various projects around my house such as tacking the fabric lining on the bottom of a set of box springs to reupholstering a drafting chair. This stapler can also be used on carpeting, attaching screen such as on a screened-in porch, wire fencing as well as roofing and insulation projects.\n\nOf all of the staplers that I own, this one is now my new favorite. I would definitely recommend it for both the home and the construction site.","Product: These Pearlized Address Labels will add a touch of personalized elegance to envelopes, gifts, mailings and more. Perfect for use on wedding or shower invitations, holiday cards, thank-you notes or save-the-date announcements. They're also great for labeling brochures, marketing products and customer gifts. Compatible with laser and inkjet printers, the labels are simple to customize with sharp, clear text using free templates and designs at avery.com/templates.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A touch of class!\n\nReview: The Avery Pearlized Address labels are a really fun and inexpensive way to add class and distinction to packages, invitations, and even homemade product lines that you usually have to custom order from a print shop. x\n\nThis label, 80509 uses the standard Avery Template, 5160. I used Microsoft Word 2010, and it was easy to set this document up and print out the labels write within the program with no hassle or wrestling with the line up. I just loaded the labels, in the tray of my Epson Artisan 730 printer and pushed print had gorgeous labels for holiday packages for our client Christmas party.\n\nThis is definitely a product I would recommend and would use again for those special mailings and events.","Product: Providing the Reliability Your Business Deserves\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fast set up and effortless operation!\n\nReview: I have had many, many printers over the years. The Canon MAXIFY MB2020 Wireless All-In-One Color Printer with Scanner is absolutely perfect for my needs because when I am printing out large documents, what has been available in other printers to me just is too slow and cumbersome. This printer holds an amazing 250 sheets of paper at a time.\n\nThis printer was a amazingly quick to set up in about fifteen minutes - and I blame that on my not being particularly techy at the time. I had it set up on our home wireless network in record time with few frustrations. The pairing was fast and effortless and my Windows 8, Windows XP and Windows phones all found it easily. The automated document feeder or ADF, made it really easy for me to scan documents that I needed to insert into a manuscript I am working on,\n\nI have not had it long enough to have to replace the ink so far, but the ink replacement prices are far more reasonable than you might expect. It costs more for me to outfit my Epson Artisan 730 than it does this machine! If you are looking for a great printer for home or small business, this one will do very well","Product: High-contrast ink resists fading from exposure to UV, rain, snow, and even mud. From the leading name in premium permanent markers, a fade-resistant marker that withstands extreme conditions. Bold, high-contrast colors resist fading when exposed to harsh UV rays, rain, snow and mud. Fine, durable tip delivers bold color and lines on most surfaces, including plastic, glass and wood. Ideal for sporting equipment, camping gear, playground toys, water bottles and more. Includes black, blue, green, and red markers. Writes lines 0.9mm to 1.1 mm wide. Sharpie Extreme Permanent Markers, 4-Pack, Assorted Colors.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Resists fading, even under tough conditions\n\nReview: Works just the way you would expect a Sharpie to work, except the Sharpie Extreme Permanent Markers are resistant to fading or disappearing.\n\nI decided to try on one of the filters in a quick fryer we use at a local concession stand. The filter which is behind a steel plate, still needs to be cleaned at least once a week. The last one we put in had not been adequately marked as to which direction it had to go back in for correct airflow. I used the Sharpie Extreme Permanent Marker on it in order to see if it could stand up to such a challenge. After a few weeks and several cleanings, my original marks are just slightly faded. I have to say, I didn't expect it to work under such conditions, but it has.\n\nI have used them in other projects such as construction projects around the house, marking boxes and labels and herb jars while I am tincturing and making herbal formulas. So far, I am fairly impressed.","Product: Get your organization's chemical labeling in compliance with the Globally Harmonized system (GHS). Avery Ultra duty GHS chemical labels are specifically designed to withstand chemicals, abrasion, sun, water and extreme temperatures. They resist tearing and scuffing, and stand up to frequent use. With high-performance adhesive, the durable labels pass the BS5609 Protocol for 90-day seawater immersion. Ideal for labeling for quart bottles, small jugs or cans. Easily customize and Print your required labels on demand using free Avery design & Print online. Take advantage of our ready-to-use free templates, or design your GHS labels step-by-step with the Avery GHS Wizard. Labels can be printed using standard sheet-fed laser printers. Customize labels with your company logo, lot numbers, barcodes or other information, and update as needed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Versatlie, Heavy-Duty Labels for Industry and Home.\n\nReview: Avery UltraDuty GHS Chemical labels are absolutely perfect for what I need them for. I do a lot of work with essential oils and need a label that will stay attached to the container and not peel or fade. These GHS labels were easy to set up, easy to print and because they are made of Tyvek, they won't come off easily. They are water, UV, and chemical resistant so those volatile oils are not going to ruin them if there is spillage - and inevitably when working with EOs, there almost always is!\n\nThese would be great for both the manufacuring setting ant the home. Avery has the templates available for download and use at www.avery.com/GHS . The address is also printed on every sheet of labels so its right there if you don't happen to remember. Just load them your laser printer and set up via your favorite word processing software to format them for how you need. The size of these labels makes them perfect to put on spray bottles that hold cleaners and other household chemicals that need to be properly labeled. If you need to write on them, the surface makes it easy for ink to adhere. Definitely well suited for manufacturing, business and home uses.","Product: Get your organization's chemical labeling in compliance with the Globally Harmonized system (GHS). Avery Ultra duty GHS chemical labels are specifically designed to withstand chemicals, abrasion, sun, water and extreme temperatures. They resist tearing and scuffing, and stand up to frequent use. With high-performance adhesive, the durable labels pass the BS5609 Protocol for 90-day seawater immersion. Ideal for labeling for quart bottles, small jugs or cans. Easily customize and Print your required labels on demand using free Avery design & Print online. Take advantage of our ready-to-use free templates, or design your GHS labels step-by-step with the Avery GHS Wizard. Labels can be printed using standard sheet-fed laser printers. Customize labels with your company logo, lot numbers, barcodes or other information, and update as needed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Versitile, Heavy Duty Labels for Industry & Home\n\nReview: Avery UltraDuty GHS Chemical labels 60503 are absolutely perfect for what I need them for. I do a lot of work with essential oils and need a label that will stay attached to the container and not peel or fade. These GHS labels were easy to set up, easy to print and because they are made of Tyvek, they won't come off easily. They are water, UV, and chemical resistant so those volatile oils are not going to ruin them if there is spillage - and inevitably when working with EOs, there almost always is!\n\nThese would be great for both the manufacuring setting ant the home. Avery has the templates available for download and use at www.avery.com/GHS . The address is also printed on every sheet of labels so its right there if you don't happen to remember. The 3 1/2 by 5 size makes them perfect to put on spray bottles that hold cleaners and other household chemicals that need to be properly labeled.","Product: The Mead Academie Graphite Pencil Set consists of a range of 12 degrees from soft to hard, including: 6B-B, the fluid HB, and H-5H. The hexagonal barrel offers a secure grip that allows for sweeping graphite applications and more detailed works. Perfectly portable in its secure tin case, toss it into your bag or backpack for easy transportation from location to location.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A very nice set for the price\n\nReview: I really had not bothered to buy a set of new pencils for myself since the days in my late teens and early 20's when I was taking portraiture classes through a local artist. I had a wide range of pencils of various hardness of lead. When I received this set via the vine, it was a real treat. Mead is one of the brands that I had used. These work very well for various effects and types of drawing.\n\nThe pencils come in a lovely metal case to protect them and are pre-sharpened. I have not had the issue that others have expressed in their reviews about the sharpening being inconsistent. I use a solid brass, manual sharpener from an art store rather than using the kind similar to those in school or an electric sharpener. I find that when I use the latter two types of sharpeners, I get poorer results and end up oversharpening and losing the lead. A high end, manual sharpener ends up working the best with this set.\n\nThe box makes it great to toss into an art box or school backpack with my sketchbook so I can take it and go. While Mead is not the top of the line, it is a good basic quality set that would be great for any young artist or hobbyist.","Product: For tight spaces, the functionality of TRINITY wall cabinet with fold-down work surface can't be beat! it's a full-size 44W x 20.5H wall cabinet that will hold many of your garage, home, or cleaning supplies, and a work surface in one! once opened, you gain a 42.75W x 17.75D fingerprint resistant stainless steel work surface which can also double as a laptop desk.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Heavy duty versatile storage!\n\nReview: Trinity's Powder Coated Finish Wall Cabinet in black is heavy duty and built to last. First of all, let me say this thing is HEAVY! Hanging it on the wall is a two person job, so make sure you get help before trying to install it yourself. You will need a stud finder to mount it on your wall securely. We live in a log cabin, so when we installed it in our garage, so finding a stud wasn't necessary.\n\nThe front folds down with hinges on either side. The surface of the drop-down door can be used as a desk for a laptop or a work surface for craft or repair projects. The stainless steel surface was particularly nice when working with various solvents or chemicals. It wipes clean and secures in place if you want to close it again. This unit will be here and stay in place for a long time to come and would also work out perfectly in a basement or other craft area. The only downside is that there is no back on this unit, It would be better to seal it up to prevent any type of spiders or other insects out.","Product: The StaySharp Plus Reel Mower combines patent-pending technology with superior ergonomics to deliver best-in-class cutting performance without gasoline, oil, charging, the hassle of cords or the noise created by other mowers. It features an InertiaDrive Reel for 75% more cutting power than standard reel mowers; StaySharp Cutting System to eliminate the cost and inconvenience of annual blade sharpening; and a unique grass discharge chute that throws clippings forward cleanly, away from your feet. The combination of these technologies makes the StaySharp Plus Reel Mower 40% easier to push than other reel mowers, helping you get more done with less effort.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The best push mower I've used\n\nReview: Over the years I have used gas powered, electric powered and push reel mowers. The Fiskars 17-inch Stay Sharp Plus push reel mower is a vast improvement over all of them. It assembles out of the box in less than fifteen minutes and you are ready to go. The height adjusts for short or high grass. Because I live in a fairly rural area where the ground tends to be rougn and uneven, getting any sort of good result from a mower of any type can be a toss-up.\n\nUnlike other push mowers, you don't have to struggle with the Fiskars. It cuts through grass, ground ivy and even the occassional nettle and burdock plants that want to push up through our lawn. This is the perfect solugion to homeowners who want to do what they can to reduce their carbon footprint. It also chops up the mulch really fine to help with composting! Not once was I even remotely tempted to go back to my electric or worse, my gas-powered mower. It's a sturdy, impressive mower for a great price!","Product: The Perky-Pet Oriole Jelly Feeder has an inverted jelly jar ensuring that your jelly is kept fresh, clean and dry. The patent pending jelly stirrer inside the bottle means that only the perfect amount of jelly will be distributed at a time. Simply turn the knob on the bottom of the tray to dispense more jelly! The purple, weatherproof bottle can hold 32 oz of grape jelly. Or, the bottle can be interchanged with most standard 32 oz jelly jars so there's no need to scoop out the jelly to fill the jar. Remember to clean your jelly feeder every few days to ensure that your orioles are receiving the freshest jelly supply.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: You might even begin to believe that pigs fly!\n\nReview: Before ordering the Perky-Pet 253 Oriole Jelly Wild bird Feeder, I never would have guessed that Orioles - or several other kinds of birds love grape jelly. We hung it on an old clothesline post that had been re-purposed for bird feeders and the like. Even though we live in a wooded area, it took about three hours before the birds got the idea that there was a treat waiting for them in this new feeder.\n\nThe first visitors were Ruby Throated Hummingbirds. The next were Least Flycatchers, Phoebes and a few Goldfinches. It was about two days before the Orioles came to feed. Within a couple of days, the birds in the area managed to empty an entire large jar of grape jelly. Right now, we are going through about a jar a week! Be advised, once the word among the birds gets out about this feeder, the bird activity will notably increase.\n\nThe feeder is super easy to set up. The instructions are limited to what is on the empty jar that comes with it and a cardboard insert on the tray. It does tend to get a little messy and sticky at times. The \"agitator\" on the underside of the tray helps move the jelly from the jar into the feeding tray. It helps to stir the jelly up a bit to break it a part before inserting it into the feeder. Otherwise, it may not dispense properly. The unit is made of sturdy plastic and can stand up to winds, storms and lots of birds coming to the feeder.","Product: Perky pet pinch waist hummingbird feeder - 16oz capacity - 4 feeding ports - red, shatterproof plastic container. Easy to fill wide mouth opening. Four feeding ports with built-in bee guards. Built-in Ant Moat keeps ants away. Easy to clean base.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice, simiple feeder, great when you have other feeders around\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R2D31O65AB5LR8\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71FZLYLAq7S.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A15nCd0MHuS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> This is only the third hummingbird feeder I have had. So far, it works very well.\n\nThe pinch neck 16 oz. Feeder will hold a great deal of nectar for the birds. The unit comes with a packet of product that fills the unit a little less than half full.\n\nThe Perky Pet hummingbird feeder is made int he USA, is incredibly easy to assemble and disassemble and to fill. I definitely prefer glass feeders rather than those made of plastic as this one is.\n\nFor the price it isn't bad. The construction does leave a little to be desired. It comes with one S-hook to hang it out-of-doors. The problem that the bit of plastic at the top of the feeder that the S hook attaches to is very thin plastic. One good wind or having it bumped by someone or even a larger bird, could break it off easily. The same goes for the \"perches\" that go around the reservoir - these are also very thin.\n\nThe flowers at each of the four feeding ports have built in bee guards to keep bees out. The nice thing about this feeder is that it doesn't lea like a a similar feeder has done. I would recommend it especially to for in shaded areas such as porches or below decks or in shade trees. The plastic and its contents might not be so great in more sunny locations. You will also need to buy more product than is included for making the nectar. The packet only makes up 8 oz of product and the birds were able to empty this in a couple of days.","Product: Enjoy stress-free walks in the park with your dog, and help train your pet at the same time. The Gentle Leader Head collar is designed to let you communicate with your dog in a way he instinctively understands. It removes his natural tendency to pull on the leash by placing gentle pressure on calming points and eliminating uncomfortable pressure on the throat. No pain is involved, and the humane Gentle Leader never chokes. By reducing your pet's desire to pull away, the head collar helps combat lunging, jumping, excessive barking, and aggression. The supple nylon straps apply pressure at the back of the neck and front of the throat. It is not a muzzle, and your pet can use his mouth to eat, drink, bark, fetch, and pant. Ideal for dogs up to 5-pound and 8 weeks or older. Can be worn up to 18 hours per day. Includes easy-to-follow fitting instructions, abbreviated training guide, and comprehensive training DVD. Also converts to a regular collar after your dog's training is complete.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If you have a dog that is a puller, you need this collar!\n\nReview: We have been using the Gentle Leader by PetSafe for one of our Labrador Retrievers. She came to us through a shelter and had a real tendency to pull on the leash. The Gentle Leader ended that, and made walking her a joy! When a friend got a Malamute puppy who had the same habit, I got this as a gift for him. He has also been pleasantly surprised in handling a very large and strong dog who might have been uncontrollable on any other type of leash. There is no longer any need for an uncomfortable spike or other types of collars that can hurt an animal unnecessarily.\n\nThe only caveat is to watch the video and to make sure to make the adjustments to the leader that it recommends. These make it most effective and can also help to ensure that you don't hurt your pet.","Product: Enjoy stress-free walks in the park with your dog, and help train your pet at the same time. The Gentle Leader Head collar is designed to let you communicate with your dog in a way he instinctively understands. It removes his natural tendency to pull on the leash by placing gentle pressure on calming points and eliminating uncomfortable pressure on the throat. No pain is involved, and the humane Gentle Leader never chokes. By reducing your pet's desire to pull away, the head collar helps combat lunging, jumping, excessive barking, and aggression. The supple nylon straps apply pressure at the back of the neck and front of the throat. It is not a muzzle, and your pet can use his mouth to eat, drink, bark, fetch, and pant. Ideal for dogs up to 5-pound and 8 weeks or older. Can be worn up to 18 hours per day. Includes easy-to-follow fitting instructions, abbreviated training guide, and comprehensive training DVD. Also converts to a regular collar after your dog's training is complete.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If you have a dog that is a puller, you need this collar!\n\nReview: We have been using the Gentle Leader by PetSafe for one of our Labrador Retrievers. She came to us through a shelter and had a real tendency to pull on the leash. The Gentle Leader ended that, and made walking her a joy! When a friend got a Malamute puppy who had the same habit, I got this as a gift for him. He has also been pleasantly surprised in handling a very large and strong dog who might have been uncontrollable on any other type of leash. There is no longer any need for an uncomfortable spike or other types of collars that can hurt an animal unnecessarily.\n\nThe only caveat is to watch the video and to make sure to make the adjustments to the leader that it recommends. These make it most effective and can also help to ensure that you don't hurt your pet.","Product: Chuckit!'s Ultra Squeaker Ball grabs dogs' interest for engaging games of fetch, encouraging dogs to leap and chase. The Chuckit! squeaker ball features a built-in squeaker that makes fun noises during fetch, attracting pets' interest for added excitement. Featuring a high-bounce rubber construction, these strong dog toys enhance the game of fetch and promote healthy exercise for dogs. The ball's smooth rubber surface resists dirt and slobber and is easy to wipe clean. The rubber material also makes the balls durable dog toys for aggressive chewers. The bright orange and blue design grabs dogs' attention in the air and can be easily spotted in tall grass or on water, making them excellent dog pool toys. Available in three sizes ranging from small to large, a wide range of dogs enjoy fetch with the Chuckit! Ultra Squeaker Ball. Two-packs are available in select sizes for pet parents to keep an extra ball on hand during fetch. The Chuckit! Ultra Ball Squeaker Ball is compatible with a variety of Chuckit! Launchers, enhancing fetch with slobber-free pickup and long-distance throws.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Durable with a great squeak and high bounce!\n\nReview: Our Chocolate Labrador Girl, Marissa, is pretty picky about her toys. She has really taken a shine to the Chckit Chuckit Ultra Squeaker Ball and it's stood up to the kind of punishment Labs are famous for.\n\nMy only complaint was that when ordering this from Vine, it was delayed longer than the delivery time that was estimated on the order. Marissa was pretty excited about the prospect of getting a new toy, but was sorely disappointed when it didn't get here on time. Any parent can tell you that explaining these kinds of things to a child - even our furred children , can be difficult.\n\nWhen it finally arrived, Marissa was overjoyed! The squeaker was loud and the bounce was high enough to keep her interested. We've had other balls in the past, such as one made by Kong that was too hard on her sensitive mouth. Marissa will play with whomever will throw her ball to her pretty much till she's tuckered out. As shown in the picture, she is taking a break after play time on the deck.","Product: The Rubbermaid Commercial Tool Box is constructed from industrial-strength structural polyethylene foam. Rubbermaid Commercial Tool Boxes are easy to clean and low-maintenance. The tool box won't dent, peel, chip, or rust. It is both water- and impact-resistant. These tool boxes feature a removable tray for extra storage. It latches with a heavy-duty, rust-resistant metal latch and can be padlocked if needed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A great big tool box!\n\nReview: Make no mistake, this toolbox is HUGE! I honestly was not expecting something this large. It's a tough, well made toolbox with secure latches. Open it up and you have two trays in the top section. I was able to fit the entire contents of my large toolbox in it, containers of screws, and still have room to spare!\n\nIn the bottom section, I was able to fit my circular saw, cordless drill, hammers, and three fifty foot electrical cords on spools and there is stll more room! I didn't really have a chance to test to see if it was water proof / resistant. Unloaded it was fairly light. Filled up with all of my stuff, it definitely needs two people But it is a nice secure place to put the tools I use the most and gets them stowed and in a central location.","Product: Renew your home or office decor with this compact-fluorescent desk lamp. This 14-inch tall desk lamp will be the perfect match for your home office or business. It features an adjustable and flexible 9.25-inch gooseneck arm, to help ensure that the light goes exactly where you need it. Operation is simple, turn on just by flipping the on/off switch conveniently located on the 10-inch shade. A 9.75 inch wide oval durable plastic base makes it steady and firm to your desk. This compact-fluorescent desk lamp simulates the brightness of sunlight, giving a comfortable, bright, and clear lighting that's easy on your eyes, reducing eye straining, and making it ideal for reading, computer use and other tasks.. Includes a plug-in 27-watt four-pin compact-fluorescent bulb, meaning that it will last 10 times longer than a standard incandescent bulb, with a lifespan of 10,000 hours and a brightness equivalent to a 100-watt incandescent bulb.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Basic black desk lamp with no frills\n\nReview: Home Design's 14 inch tall, flouresecent lamp has a heavy base for overall stability. It's smart and simple and will fit in most places but may not be the best choice in some areas. It easily illuminates the 6x4 ft drafting table in my office with a warm, low-glare light that is similar to sunlight. The light was great when I was working both on detailed jewelry making as well as office work.\n\nThere were a couple of things that made it not quite what I had hoped. First, when I initially took it out of the box, the on-off switch was not in a spot you would think it would be, so it took a bit of fumbling to find. The other thing is that the profile made it not quite able to fit onto another desk that I have in another part of the house. The neck is bendable for the most part, however, it was still a little less than ideal.\n\nEDIT: It is useful to order an extra bulb. I accidently knocked my lamp over when I was rearranging my office and the bulb broke. I looked locally for a new bulb, and while they are not all that expensive, I found that Amazon was the only place I could find the replacement bulb.","Product: The TCP RSL232841W shop light is perfect for Shining bright light on your work spaces. Our shop light comes with two 4100K 4Ft T8 lamps that provide a bright white color when lit which is perfect for detailed work. The TCP RSL232841W has a standard plug for easy installation without Wiring. For use with standard 120V.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The lamp is alright - the instructions leave a lot to be desired.\n\nReview: For what it is and the price that it is being offered at, the TCP 32W T8 Shop Light with two lamps does what it should. The lamps fire up fairly quickly, and it illuminates an area in my basement craft room that was lacking light.\n\nThere were a few issues that I had with this light. First of all, the instructions were barely adequate. They were printed on thin paper so the ink bled through, making the very tiny print hard to read. If you're over 40, like me, you are going to need reading glasses or a magnifying glass.\n\nUnder the section \"Preparation\", the instructions advise to check and see that all parts are present and check it against the parts contents list. There is no list of contents anywhere in the instructions. Most of the space on the instruction sheet is devoted to troubleshooting and there really are no instructions but rather do's and don'ts written in English, French, and Spanish.\n\nThe two sections of chain, two S hooks and the string cord are found under the reflector. You will need a screwdriver to get it off. My reflector was a bit of a struggle to get on and off. Be aware that the metal bends easily. When putting the reflector back in place, aligning it to get the screws back in can be a bit of a challenge.\n\nI was personally disappointed in the weight of both the chain and the S hooks. While the lamp is not heavy, I don't think that the chain is not long enough or substantial enough to withstand wear for very long. The S hooks about half of the gauge steel that I would choose to use on a lamp that is being suspended from the ceiling. Luckily, I had a bit of chain on hand that was much heavier and used it instead.\n\nThe cord measures exactly 50\" - not 5 feet as specified. That's fine. There is an outlet close to where I put it so it isn't an issue for me. It might be a problem for someone else, however.\n\nIf you want a good solution to solve small lighting issues, this lamp is alright for the price paid. I would, however, go for a different type of light in heavier use applications.","Product: The color spectrum LED desk lamp with USB is the next step in our color changing family. The sleek, streamlined base Glows in the color of your choice. Select whatever color you'd prefer to see on the base by using the touch activated controls. Or if you're in the mood, have the color cycle through the 256-color spectrum\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Lamp That Lends Itself to a Small Space\n\nReview: The OttLite Color Spectrum LED desk lamp is just the kind of unit you will want to have in either a small space, a kid's room, craft room or anywhere you need a small directional light. The neck is flexible to get in close with three different modes of brightness for those close-in pieces of handwork or hard-to-read things. We placed ours on a table in our living room and it's just what we need.\n\nThe LED spectrum light at the base is very nice. you can set it to your favourite colour to match the room decor or set it to cycle through the entire spectrum of colors. The nice thing is that you can set it to where you don't use the white light above and can just enjoy the colours or vice versa. The LED is goes from a cool, bright outdoor light at it's brightest point and a warmer light at the lower two ends of brightness.","Product: PORTER-CABLE PCC792LA 20V MAX Cordless Lithium 16GA Straight Finish Nailer Kit is driven by 100% battery power, which eliminates need for a compressor, hose or costly gas cartridges. The motor design provides consistent firing power into various materials (baseboard, crown moldings, cabinet assembly) and assorted climate conditions. This 16GA Straight Finish Nailer has a fastener length capacity of 1\" to 2-1/2\" and a magazine capacity of 100 nails. It also features multiple tool free settings that provide increased productivity and user safety and it has multi functional dual LED lights function for workspace illumination and error indication. The unit's lightweight and optimal center of gravity provide user comfort in multiple positions. Backed by PORTER-CABLE'S 3-Year Limited Warranty. Kit includes: PCC792 Nailer, PCC680L Battery, PCC691L Charger.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good for mouldings, baseboards and cabinetry.\n\nReview: The Porter Cable PCC7921A 20V MAX Cordless Litium 16 GA straight finish nailer kit is a great cordless nailer. At 16GA, it will work for most jobs around the house where you need minmal / finish nailing done. This is my first experience with a nailer and I have to say I am pretty impressed. I love the fact that it is cordless, however, with just one battery, having to stop in the middle of a job to wait for the unit to recharge is frustrating. Most of my cordless tools have come with two packs included with the set. If you want this particular unit, spring for the extra battery pack.\n\nThe most frustrating part of this tool were the instructions. I had to get the help of a more tool-savvy friend to walk me through it. Otherwise, a very sturdy and useful tool. I used it to re-attach the rustic baseboard trim that needed to be lowered in our master bedroom. The project went very swiftly and it looks great!","Product: The IRWIN Tools 8-in-1 ratcheting screwdriver features the most commonly used screwdriver bits in 1 convenient tool to save time and get jobs done fast. Including #1 and #2 Phillips screwdrivers, 1/4\" slotted screwdriver/flat head screwdriver, #2 square, T25, and 1/4\", 3/8\", and 5/16\" nut drivers in one multi-driver means not having to search through your tool box or drawer to find the right tool for multiple jobs. Compatible with standard double-ended power bits and insert bits, it makes lost bits easy to replace, while the 3-Zone Comfort Grip provides more control with low, high, and no-texture zones for greater torque.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Versatile for everyday jobs\n\nReview: This is the first Irwin too that I've owned and I am pretty impressed! So many times I've wished that someone would be smart enough to make a screwdriver that was magnetic and could hold the screw in place without falling down. This one fits the bill perfectly! The grip is textured and fits comfortably in your hand. It's designed for a lifetime of use around the house and in the shop.\n\nThis tool comes with five bits included. Unfortunately, however, there is no storage included with the tool for those bits. That means you're on your own to find something to put them in. For me, the fit perfectly in a small tin that once held breath mints. It also accepts bits from your power drill, so that's a really nice feature.","Product: 25 Different 2\" Ducks, no duplicates. The picture in this listing is NOT the ducks you will receive. This is just a picture of the ducks that may be included. Your lot of 25 ducks may include Holidays, Occupations and many different themes. This is a RANDOM assortment of ducks.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not the greatest, but hey, they're rubber duckies!\n\nReview: I bought this set of rubber duckies for a presentation that I did for my public speaking class. They were a bit slow in arriving. I was afraid I would have to buy them locally because the package barely arrived in time. These duckies are rather small-ish, you get repeats of some of the designs, and they really don't float very well. I think they would be great for amusing toddlers or as part favors, but that's about it. It was a good deal for the price, except for shipping - which is becoming more and more the case these days of higher fuel prices, etc. I am used to having Amazon Prime and not having to pay shipping. So, when the item is only available from external sellers that charge currernt rates of shipping, it pushed the item a little higher than I wanted to spend.","Product: Jack Canfield reveals the simple set of rules for success that led him to become the multi-million copy bestselling author of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, and shows how anyone can follow these principles to achieve their own dreams. / Greater levels of performance and achievement are attainable by anyone. This book offers the proven self-empowerment tools and time-tested performance strategies that are the basis for personal and professional success. / Jack Canfield has become the author of over 50 best-selling books by following these principles -- here he reveals how they can help you to take on greater challenges, produce break-through results and achieve undreamed of success. / With the Ten-Step Action Plan you will learn how to: -- Take responsibility for your life -- Set goals and manage time -- Invest in developing knowledge and core skills -- Face up to what isn't working and stay motivated -- Focus on your unique abilities -- Transcend other people's limiting opinions and much more. / Decide what you want, believe you deserve it and practise the principles, and with these powerful new habits you can experience astonishing opportunities and extraordinary results in all aspects of your life, from your career to your relationships.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best of the Best!\n\nReview: I was introduced to the work of Jack Canfield long after Chicken Soup for the Soul came on the scene. In fact, I was in rather a bit of resistance to Canfield's work because I thought it would be all about warm fuzzies. Not true! This book has some of the most practical advice of really making effective change in life, and not just for adults, but for young people as well. Jack Canfield uses his experiences asan educator, a psychologist and a someone who was mentored by W. Clement Stone to create a book that is phenomenal! I have bought this book as gifts for my son, my bosses, and I would go as far as to say if this book was required reading in school, we would definitely have increased self-esteem, creativity and drive coming out of our schools and into the workfroce. I cannot recommend this book enough. Also, consider getting the Audio Recording as well. You will listen to it over and over again!","Product: Paperback. Pub Date :2013-05-23 Pages: 432 Language:. English Julius Caesar has been assassinated A nation is in mourning Revenge will be bloody.Romes great hero Julius Caesar has been brutally murdered by his most trusted allies While these.. self-appointed Liberatores seek refuge in the senate. they have underestimated one man: Caesars adopted son Octavian. a man whose name will echo through history as Augustus Caesar.Uniting with his great rival Mark Antony. Octavian will stop at nothing to seek retribution from the traitors and avenge his fathers death. His greatest hatred is reserved for Brutus. Caesars childhood friend and greatest ally. now leader of the conspirators.As the people take to the streets of Rome. the Liberatores must face their fate. Some flee the city ; others will not escape mob justice Not a single one will die a natural death And the reckoning will co...\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: I was expecting more\n\nReview: Conn Iggulden has written a novel or a series of novels about one of history's most important and tumultuous eras - when Julius Caesar brought together what would later become the Roman Empire.\n\nAt the beginning, Caesar is dead, Brutus and Cassius view themselves as heroes somehow. Octavian is grief-stricken and does not act like the man who would later become Caesar Augustus and be master of the known world. While it is clear that Iggulden has done his research, he takes, I think, too much liberty to move the players in those events around in improbable ways. It is very unlikely, for example, that Cleopatra (who appears only minimally in the book) would have never introduced Ptolemy Caesar or Caesarion to Julius Caesar. Historical accounts place her in Rome at the time of Julius Caesar's assassination and it is quite likely that Prince Caesarion was there with her as well. Her presence in Rome, according to historical accounts of Cicero, who liked neither Caesar or Cleopatra, was an embarrassment. None of that was really gone into at all except in passing mention in Brutus' thoughts.\n\nThe novel was ok, however, I had a hard time with it knowing what I know historically and the fact that Inggulden just is not a very engaging storyteller for me. These are incredibly important events, and there were over 60 conspirators in the death of Caesar. The complexities and interpersonal relationsips of the major players are not well executed. I may, out of curiosity check out earlier books in this series. This one, however was a bit of a disappointment.","Product: Has edited over two dozen feature films for such companies as 20th Century Fox, New Line, Lorimar and LionsGate. He has also edited documentaries and reality-based shows from National Geographic to Playboy. His work has appeared in theaters worldwide as well as on HBO, National Geographic Channel, PBS, Starz and Showtime. Mr. Rosenberg's feature work has spanned most genres, including the Jack Nicholson comedy Man Trouble, Mannequin: On the Move, Moving Violations, Totally Blonde, Mac and Me, The Convent, the cult thrillers Poison Ivy 3 with Jaime Pressly and Body Count with Alyssa Milano, the dramas Horseplayer and Made in Heaven, and the Christmas classic, Prancer. He has also headed post production for Live Entertainment (now Artisan/Lions Gate) and produced the TV pilot The Blue Light with Ernest Borgnine for Keenan Films. Mr. Rosenberg teaches a wide range of editing classes at UCLA Extension, including courses he developed on film doctoring and understanding genre, \"Fix It in Post and \"Editing the Genre Film. His other courses include: \"The Art and Craft of Film Editing, \"The Aesthetic Choice: Understanding Motion Picture Editing (online and classroom), \"The Advanced Filmmakers Workshop (post-production), and several hands-on workshops. His guest speakers, some of whom appear in this book, have included Conrad Buff (Titanic), Richard Chew (Star Wars), Arthur Coburn (Spiderman), William Goldenberg (National Treasure), Bruce Green (Princess Diaries), Richard Pearson (Quantum of Solace), and Jon Poll (Austin Powers trilogy). Mr. Rosenberg also teaches production, post production and an extensive variety of editing workshops at the Art Institute of California, the Independent Filmmakers Bootcamp, and the Learning Annex. He consistently receives top praise from students and department chairs. Mr. Rosenberg has extensive writing experience. He's written for documentaries and reality TV. His short stories appear in numerous literary journals, including The MacGuffin, Foliate Oak and First Class. His screenplays, Stan and Mary Take a Wife and The Blue Light, have been optioned and produced for film and television, respectively. Recently, he won the award for Most Outstanding Fiction at the Southern California Writers Conference.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: You don't have to be a film professional to benefit from this book\n\nReview: One of the most egregious sins on the vast majority of videos that are placed on YouTube and other sites is that they look amateurish or if the footage is good, but the editing is choppy, or unimpresssive. The digital media revolution has made the technology move at an incredible rate but it has also made the tools to make good edits more easily accessible to everyone. John Rosenberg wrote \"The Healthy Edit\" not just with film students and professionals in mind, but consumers and independent filmmakers that want a professional looking edit.\n\nThe book is filled with recent examples of recent films as well as other films throughout film history. It talks about how editing was done in the past but hones in how editors, directors and independent filmmakers can use tools like Final Cut Pro and Avid and get professional looking results. There are a list of ills you can fix in the editing process such as bad acting, continuity issues, character arc issues, poor pacing. Rosenberg evne goes over how to mprove a film's genre expectations and structure through the editing process.\n\nWhether you are a film student or just a hobby-enthusiast, \" The Healthy Edit\" has something for everyoe.","Product: Randy Ingermanson is the award-winning author of six novels and the best-selling book Writing Fiction for Dummies. He earned a PhD in theoretical physics from UC Berkeley and is known around the worlds as the Snowflake Guy in honor of his magically powerful Snowflake Method. Randy lives in the Pacific Northwest with his wife and daughters, where he attends to the needs of three surly and demanding cats. Visit Randy at AdvancedFictionWriting.com.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: I'll take a pass on the Goldilocks metaphor, thanks.\n\nReview: I rarely return a Kindle book for any reason - and I have seen some pretty bad ones over the last few years. This one went back .\n\nTo start, Randy Ingermanson uses fairy tale characters to tell how to use the snowflake method and it is nothing short of patronizing. He could have found a much easier way of giving writing advice than metaphorically using characters from Goldilocks and the Three Bears. If he had used it only in the introduction, or even a chapter or two, that would have been alright. However, having the entire book written this way was not exactly helpful. It was not at all what I expected in books of advice on writing.\n\nIt was far easier to do a web search on what the Snowflake method of novel writing was online and have it explained in a far more clear and concise manner.","Product: John Randolph Price is an internationally known lecturer and bestselling author who has devoted over 30 years to researching the philosophic mysteries of ancient wisdom.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Price emphasises what he has said in other books\n\nReview: They say that the human subconscious must hear a message over and over again until it takes root in the consciousness and becomes a habit. John Randolph Price has put together a nice little tome that really draws, from what I can see, about six or seven of his previous works. It is a nice synopsis book, but if you are like me, and have read and enjoyed Price's work over the years, you realize that he has said it all before and with a little more detail than you can find in this small volume.\n\nHowever, I will say that in re-reading the volume years later, I found much more about it that I was ready to hear. The principles are sound and while you may find bits and pieces in his other works, this one applies it to the idea of inner and outer alchemy.","Product: Dorothea Warren Fox lived in New Fairfield, Connecticut. She wrote and illustrated one other book for children, Follow Me the Leader. Dorothea also illustrated many others including Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care. Her artwork appeared in Parents Magazine, Baby Talk, The Saturday Evening Post, Life, Collier's, and Good Housekeeping. She died at age 85 in 1999.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of the most beloved children's books EVER!\n\nReview: I remember this book when I was in kindergarten. All of my siblings and I adored the story of Miss Twiggly, her dog Puss and the bears and it had been one of our absolute favorites. With the passage of time, we lost the book through various moves. It had gone out of print and was going to be expensive to replace let alone read to our own children. Thank goodness this beloved book is back in print and even available for the Kindle.\n\nThe story is absolutely delightful and really delivers a message about understanding, community unity and pulling together in spite of our differences. This, in my view, is exactly the kind of message we need to be passing along to kids of all ages. In spite of this book having been written 500-odd years ago, the telling and the message are both timeless.\n\nThe downsides of the Kindle version is you do have to read it in landscape orientation and I was unable to size the images / page. That might prove frustrating for younger readers or adults who are trying to read the story to kids or grandkids. I will most probably be getting an actual print version of this book so I can pass it along.","Product: Book by Wanless, James\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My favorite tarot deck!\n\nReview: Make no mistake, the Voyager Tarot deck by Dr. James Wanless is different from any other tarot deck you have encountered. Rather than the traditional Rider-Waite Illustrations, the deck uses a collage of images that helps users connect with the cards by a series of photographic symbols. The traditional suits of the minor arcana are divided up into Crystals, Worlds, Cups and Wands.\n\nThis deck first came out when I was learning the tarot more than thirty years ago. Back then I was put off by the intensity of the images and just how \"chaotic\" that they felt. Later on, the deck really grew on me and now, other than Clive Barrett's Ancient Egyptian Tarot, this is the deck I use almost exclusively. The interpretations of the cards really can help you go beyond the fortune telling aspects of the tarot and help make the cards into life-changing positive life changing tools for growth and insight.\n\nDr. Wanless has a very thorough knowledge of the tarot and his mentor was none other than the late Angeles Arien, who was also a master teacher of tarot. Wanless makes the cards accessible, freindly and a whole lot less scary by getting rid of most of the gloom and doom that far too many tarot decks have attached to them. While this deck does have the usual included little guidebook, and even that is more detailed than most, consider purchasing the companion book, \"Voyager Tarot: The Way of the Great Oracle\". There is even more detail with exercises and interpretations that are truly unique."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The ESP EC-100 AT Electric Guitar is one of the best values in a serious, hard-rocking electric guitar. The EC-100 sports a pair of ESP LH-150 pickups that generate super sustained distortion. Maple neck with rosewood fret board on a basswood body provides great resonance while the shorter 24-3/4\\\" scale makes note bending a breeze. the EC-100AT is perfect for beginning players who want a good-feeling, good-sounding electric guitar for rock, metal, and other music genres.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm in heaven once more!\\n\\nReview: I have always leaned toward playing guitar with a more bluesy style. Unfortunately, a few years ago I ended up selling my Gibson electric guitar partially for financial reasons but mostly out of frustration. The neck was just too wide for me to play it the way I wanted because my fingers are short. When Vine offered the ESP EC-100 AT Electric Guitar with its narrower maple neck, my heart ached to play again. I have a very small vintage Fender amp that Ive had since my late teens and this guitar sounds great even on it!\\n\\nThe guitar came very well packed and wrapped with care. The black finish on the body of this guitar is just gorgeous. I was impressed that it stayed tuned all through its journey to get to my home. Even in the best of situations and with the amount of high heat and humidity that we have had here in the Midwest, thats pretty rare. Right out of the box, this beauty just felt and more importantly sounded great. The strings are tight, but not too tight so I could easily make the chord transitions and get the sound out of it that I wanted. Best of all, my fingers were in heaven!\\n\\nThere is a tiny bit of buzz on the low E and C strings on occasion. For now, I am going to blame that on my being a little rusty on my playing rather than being the fault of the guitar. I honestly missed being ale to play and hadn't realized it until getting my hands on this instrument. My only other complaint is there is no whammy bar pre-installed, and that is definitely not a show stopper for me. Once I have that installed, I suspect this guitar and I will be together for a very long time. I simply love it!\",\n \"Product: Equipped with newly designed internal shock mounting for reduced handling and stage noise, this cardioid dynamic workhorse is designed for smooth, natural vocal reproduction. The microphone features super-durable construction for long-lasting performance, a rare-earth magnet for high output, and a multi-stage grille design for excellent protection against plosives. Its cardioid polar pattern reduces pickup of sounds from the sides and rear, maximizing isolation from other sound sources and minimizing feedback.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The professional level of sound was just as good, if not a bit better than the Sennheiser ...\\n\\nReview: The Audio-Technica Cardioid Dynamic Handheld microphone is a well-made versatile microphone. I currently have a Sennheiser e-685 Lead Vocal Condenser Microphone and an M-Audio Session Music Producer USB that came with my Avid sound studio software package. All three of these mics have about the same heft and feel to them.\\n\\nThe professional level of sound was just as good, if not a bit better than the Sennheiser microphone that cost me twice as much. This is especially important when editing. Most of my work involves sound files for podcasts and voice overs for newscasts, public service announcements and film. The sound levels come in good and strong, and there is a minimum of noise or feedback to have to contend with.\\n\\nIt is important to note that this microphone does not come with a cord. Luckily, I had one on hand. You can pick up a cord for very little money, either here on Amazon or at a local music supply or electronics store. Since most of my work goes straight into a computer, this will microphone works perfectly with a mic to USB connection. I did need to increase the sound levels slightly in both the Avid software package and Adobe Audition. However, I would attribute to factors other than the microphone. If you use a microphone stand and clamp configuration, you may need to try a few different ones to get the fit that you want. The clamp that came with this microphone didn't work with the stand and clamp configuration that I currently have, but that wasn't really a great issue for me.\\n\\nIf budget is a consideration and you want the high-end quality without spending a great deal of money to do it, I would definitely recommend this microphone. Compared to both the Sennheiser and the M-Audio, it is an excellent, moderately priced microphone and will serve you well for a variety of uses. Professional vocalists and public speakers will like its versatility, while sound amd editing professionals will appreciate the quality of the audio and can spend less time in post production fussing with the sound files.\",\n \"Product: Designed for the realities of life in the field, the Seek Reveal combines an advanced thermal imaging camera with a high performance LED light in one compact, rugged, and reliable device. Built for the realities of work and play, the Seek Reveal handheld thermal imager combines powerful thermal insight and a high-performance light in one durable device. With a detectable range of -40 to 626 F, Reveal lets you pinpoint specific sources of heat-and heat loss-up to 500 feet away, all at just the touch of a button. Whether you're a plumber searching for a clog, an electrician checking for a hotspot, a hunter tracking game, or a homeowner looking for peace of mind, Reveal delivers the insight and illumination you need to find, fix, and feel safe faster.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It's a cool thing that could save your life!\\n\\nReview: I am so grateful for the Seek Reveal - All In One Handheld Thermal Imager with Flashlight, Blue. During the review process, I was like nearly every other reviewer in using this tool with its multiple filters to find potential energy leaks from insulation gaps. Other uses that we have really enjoyed is the fact that we can see deer and potentially other people who are out while we are walking the dog in the dark. Being able to see animals and people that are in your path is a great way to keep safe, and it's got a fantastically bright flashlight that beats all of my other LED flashlights.\\n\\nAll of the typical homeowner uses aside - the most valuable thing that this unit did for us was to detect a problem with one of our outlets that had an appliance attached to it. Earlier, this new appliance, a quartz space heater kept shutting off. Initially we thought it was the heater , but other things such as a lamp were shutting off. The outlet felt warm to the touch and that caused me a bit of concern.\\n\\n I got out the Seek Reveal Thermal Imager and found that the outlet was glowing much brighter than every other outlet in our home. Upon calling a good friend who works for a local utility as a line repairman, that outlet had deteriorated to such a degree that it very likely could have started a fire. In a log house (or any house for that matter!) that can never be a good thing! This unit was quite literally a lifesaver for us. While it may seem a little pricey at the outset, the safety provided by this wonderful little unit is well worth the price.\",\n \"Product: 3 Watt 20\\\" LED Waterproof Work Light on Magnetic Base ~ LED lights provide an excellent solution for heat intensive environments. ~ High Brightness with 330 Lumens. ~ 50,000 hours LED lifetime. ~ Arm Length: 20\\\". ~ Power Supply: 110V AC/ 1 phase. ~ Base size is 2 x 2\\\".\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice lamp, no mounting hardware\\n\\nReview: This is a very nice work area light. It's perfect for shining a bright concentrated light for a small area, such as when doing meticulous detail-oriented projects. I used mine when making jewelry and also for a weaving project where I had to pay especially close attention to the number of threads I gather up. In winter time, it can be a challenge to have enough light to do this. This LED light solved the problem beautifully for me. I attached it to the frame of my tapestry loom and because the neck is quite flexible I can get in close.\\n\\nThe downside of this lamp is that it does not come with mounting hardware. I am fortunate in that I have several drafting style lamp on hand and pulled the mounting kit off of one of the spares that I had. If you do purchase this lamp, be sure to get hardware as well.\",\n \"Product: Legends speak of a place where worlds collide and mighty heroes battle for dominance...The Turtle Beach Heroes of the Storm™ PC Gaming Headset is your key to powerful upgrades and ultimate victory in the raucous online team brawler starring your favorite Blizzard characters. Hear every game detail though epic 50mm speakers, battle for hours in comfort, communicate clearly with teammates and personalize your headset with speaker plates of your favorite Blizzard heroes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great value and excellent sound quality!\\n\\nReview: The Turtle Beach Ear Force, Heroes of the Storm PC & Mobile Gaming Headset is a much better product than I expected. I passed up a similar headset Call of Duty: Modern Warfare a while back and went with a cheaper package. Now I see what I was missing. The sound quality for both the headset and mic are outstanding! As someone who does sound engineering for various film and audio projects, the quality is close to what I get with my Sennheiser headset that I got with my Avid audio package. The sound is crisp, and clear with distinct highs and very tight bottom notes.\\n\\nOn conference calls, webinars and Skype, the headset performed beautifully. I've got no complaints whatsoever. Another nice feature is the ability to either put into place the Turtle Beach logo on the sides or pass on it. As someone over 30, I found the extra branding unnecessary and am grateful that I was given a choice. Definitely a good value for the price.\",\n \"Product: Cyberlink PowerDVD 14 Ultra\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Rule Number 1: Do NOT mess with my file associations!!\\n\\nReview: Over the past 15 years, I have really loved Power DVD product. It was perfect for doing what I wanted it to do, when I wanted it to do it. This latest version changed the file associations on the PC I installed it on and did not give me the choice to opt out. I had to uninstall the program, then reinstall another DVD player of choice.\\n\\nThe 10 GB of cloud space is very generous, but it does not make up for the monumental pain in the @$$ that the program caused on installation. Cyberlink NEEDS TO FIX THIS ISSUE! I would not recommend installing this on a machine you do any sort of creative / video editing work on. Be careful!\",\n \"Product: Impress your dinner guests with a tablecloth of simple elegance. This beautiful Italian waffle weave tablecloths brings a luxurious feel to your dinner party, or can be used to add romance to your table everyday. Available in additional colors and sizes.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not quite right for me...\\n\\nReview: The Benson Mills Prego waffleweave fabric tablecloth was a little bit smaller than I had expected, but not too much smaller. The cotton-poly blend is o.k .for casual events, but less suited for more formal dining. The waffle weave reminds me far too much of the cliche' checkered tablecloths made of plastic that are found in certain types of restaurants. That may be fine while you are on the road and finally found food in the middle of nowhere, but it is not what I want the impression I want to make on my family and guests when entertaining in my home.\\n\\n I am certainly not used to having to wash tablecloths that potentially have spills of various kinds on in cold water on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low - especially if it is a light coloured fabric such as this. I will stick to fabrics that have a bit more traditional weave and style than this one\",\n \"Product: Elegant and festive, the Holiday Teacup Cinnamon Candle will add the sweet scent of cinnamon to your Christmas gathering. Crafted of beautiful gold accented porcelain, the teacup is decorated with the iconic Holiday holly and berries motif. A delicate accent, perfect with Holiday dinnerware, this lovely candle also makes a great hostess gift. The candle includes a long exaggerated wick to mimic a teabag. When your ready to burn, simply cut the wick down and fill the room with the delicious holiday cinnamon scent.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Holiday Cheer in a Cup of Tea\\n\\nReview: This Lennox Holiday Tea for One teapot and infuser is lovely. The infuser is heavy duty ceramic and can hold loose tea or tea bags. It probably would work better with the latter as some loose teas, such as a Masala chai, for example, would go through the holes in the infuser. There are some wonderful bagged teas such as Celestial Seasoning's Nutcracker Sweet that would be just the thing to lend some holiday spirit to your cup of tea!\\n\\nThe size is right for a small to medium cup of tea, as it says, for one person. I personally tend to drink much larger cups of tea in the winter months, so it left me a little disappointed. If you don't use it for tea, however, it would make a lovely decorative item on your shelf for the holidays.\",\n \"Product: Console Table features three storage drawers with framed drawer fronts for extra style. Turned legs and storage shelf on bottom along with distressed Juliet finish makes this a truly unique piece.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful table! Just be sure to watch the specifications!\\n\\nReview: The Pulaski Juliet Console table is a gorgeous piece of furniture and looks great in my office. The unit came in one crate, was very easy to assemble. The legs and feet screw on with no need of tools. The table is sturdy and is a fine piece of furniture. The finish, is smooth, but looks as if it is distressed. Its a very appropriate look that fits in with the rest of our country decor.\\n\\nI did ding my review one star because of the specifications in the description not being accurate. The table that I received did not match what is here on Amazons website. The description states a measurement across the table of 56, the table I received measures 57. The depth of the table that I received is 11 deep rather than the specified 13. The description states that there are three drawers, while the unit I received has two.\\n\\nFor me, these discrepancies in measurement and the number of drawers were not so terribly important. When it arrived and was assembled, it did not fit where I had initially wanted it. This left me having to do some rearranging in order to make it fit. If someone has a very limited amount of space and is looking for a console table that can fit, it could prove to be a problem.\",\n \"Product: HON Purpose seating has innovative YouFit technology for a tailored fit. This mid-back chair has three distinct flex zones to support the user's range of postures, including sitting, reclining or perching. Chair has upholstered seat and back cushions. Shell color is Onyx, fabric color is Black and base color is Black.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A good, basic office chair\\n\\nReview: the HON Purpose Mid-Back Chair is a nice, median priced product. Out of the box, the assembly time took less than three minutes, without the arms. Putting them on took a few minutes more. I did end up taking them back off again simply because the way my home office is configured, it made it easier to use.\\n\\nThe chair rolls easily, and is easily adjustable. Most of my equipment is on an industrial-sized drafting table, so I would have liked it to raise a bit higher. I do use it at a side desk, however, and the chair is comfortable to work in as far as an office chair can be. The only exception to this is that the padding is not very thick on the seat or back. If you sit for long periods of time, you may have to use a favourite pillow or cushion.\",\n \"Product: Frigidaire's FFRE1233Q1 12,000 BTU 115V Window-Mounted Compact Air Conditioner is perfect for cooling a room up to 550 square feet. It quickly cools the room on hot days and quiet operation keeps you cool without keeping you awake. Low power start-up and operation conserves energy and saves you money. Ready-Select electronic controls allow you to set the comfort level to your preference, while a convenient temperature-readout displays the set temperature. Effortless temperature sensing remote control allows you to see, set and maintain room temperature from across the room. The multi-speed fan features three different speeds for more cooling flexibility and the 8-way comfort control design allows you to easily control the direction of the cool air, wherever the unit is mounted. Plus, the clean air ionizer removes pollen and impurities from the air providing relief for allergy sufferers.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just the size we need!\\n\\nReview: We have not had air conditioning or central air in our home for 20 years, relying on ceiling and window fans even on the hottest of summer days. The great room in our log cabin is right at the size of 550 sq feet recommended for this unit. Because it is heavy, weighing in at between 70 -80 pounds, I enlisted my son to help install it. It went in the window and was securerd super fast and easy. The unit cooled the room quickly and the remote makes it really convenient. So far we have not had too bad a spike in our energy bill after installing this unit and I will say it is a nice change after all of those years with no air conditioning.\",\n \"Product: Enjoy fresh coffee every day with this elegantly designed French coffee press. Product features a no-drip spout and the individual size accommodates 1 standard coffee cups.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lovely, smaller-sized coffee press\\n\\nReview: I began using a French press nearly 20 years ago after first encountering them on a business trip int he UK. After that, I ditched my drip coffee maker as being a more flavorful and ecologically viable way to make coffee. The taste difference, for me, is huge.\\n\\nWhen I received the Francois et Mimi Single Wall Glass French coffee press in chrome, it was sleek and lovely but I noticed that it was slightly larger than half the size of our regular 8 cup size Pyrex French Press. That is not a problem, I tend to someone who drinks from a gargantuan-sized coffee mug. So, I just find myself making coffee a bit more often throughout the day when using this press.\\n\\nThe set up of the press is fairly standard There is the plunger that goes into a three level filtering system that pushes out grounds and gets them out of the way so you can enjoy fresh brewed coffee the way it was intended. Cleanup is a breeze with the parts coming apart in order to clean all of the pieces between brewings. The parts are sturdy and go back together just as easily. I love the quality of this press, I just was hoping for a larger unit.\",\n \"Product: Save time and effort in the kitchen with the easy-to-use, easy-to-clean SilverStone Microwave Cookware 3-4/10-Quart Microwave Pressure Cooker. Uniquely designed for convenience and versatility, SilverStone Microwave Cookware takes the pressure out of cooking and puts it in the microwave. The cooker's all-around functionality makes it perfect for everything from a large batch of zesty rice pilaf or a nothing-to-it chicken and kale soup. And pressure cooking seals in even more of your favorite foods' nutrients and flavors. Toss chicken wings with your favorite Asian-style sauces then cover, lock and pop the cooker in the microwave and serve a succulent, finger-licking snack in minutes. Use the handy basket insert and steamer plate to cook several foods at the same time or to add a quick-cooking food later in the process. And utilize the plate to handily heat up leftovers without losing moisture in the food. The cooker features sturdy BPA-free construction and capacity for over a dozen cups of cooking liquids and ingredients, perfect for making an impromptu Italian pot roast when friends drop in. The lid features an array of safety features to help ensure quality cooking results and easy operation even for beginning cooks. Conveniently top-rack dishwasher safe, the microwave cooker is designed to fit most standard microwaves and comes with a Quality Assurance Guarantee. Easy, flavorful cooking's is just steps away, with the clever, versatile SilverStone Microwave Cookware 3-4/10-Quart Microwave Pressure Cooker.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a bad unit ,,BUT\\n\\nReview: I really have very limited experience with pressure cookers. This is the first microwave pressure cooker I have ever used. I used it to make a chicken Masala recipe that a friend had given me and it turned out wonderfully - eventually. Calculating and converting the recipe for a pressure cooker was a bit of a trick. While the cooking time was greatly reduced and I was able to get dinner on the table faster than I expected - I am not sure that I would make it a cooking option as often as I do my standard pressure cooker.\\n\\nThe downside of this unit is it is fairly large for one of my microwaves. I used a 2.2 cubic foot microwave and it was fine. I do think it would have caused issues in the slightly smaller microwave unit I have in my studio, however. I have also never been a fan of cooking anything in a microwave that is made of plastic. I am not sure that any leeching of xenoestrogens from the plastic that have been linked to some forms of cancer have not eliminated. I pick my poisons carefully, especially where food is concerned and that issue more than any other will cause me to probably opt for a stainless stove top cooker instead of using this one.\",\n \"Product: Enhance your cooking prowess with the BLACK + DECKER Multicooker. Mealtime is made easy with true one-pot cooking capability that features high heat for browning meats and vegetables and traditional slow cooker functionality for roasts and soups. Variable temperature controls give you flexibility to cook from 200 Degree-450 DegreeF, and a warming function keeps food at perfect serving temperature. Plus, cleanup is quick and easy with removable ceramic parts and a tempered glass lid.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Multi Cooker that is Multi Purpose\\n\\nReview: I do a lot of crockpot cooking in the fall and winter months; not so much in the summer months. When I received the Black + Decker MC1100S Multi Cooker, 6.5 Quart, Stainless for review, it was during one of the hottest weeks of the summer and we have no air conditioning!\\n\\nThis cooker was a great alternative to heating up the entire kitchen with a stove and doing polled pork . I love the fact that you can set the temperature on this for the exact heat that you need, unlike my other standard crockpot that that has two settings: low and high, and your cooking times are always just a little h it and miss. You can also set it for slow cook, sear, and even bake. That was really helpful to use out on the deck or patio. The removeable ceramic insert makees it really versatile for serving.\\n\\nSome of the downsides of this unit: `1) This thing is ENORMOUS! Unless you have a great deal of counter space, you are going to want to store this in the garage or basement or somewhere else. It's great to use to prepare what you need it for, but leaving it out on the counter or even taking up storage space in the kitchen is going to be problematic for just about anyone, unless you have a butler's pantry or a huge amount of under-counter space. 2() The ceramic insert is really bulky and can prove cumbersome to clean up in the kitchen sink. 3) Those stainless steel handles on the ceramic insert can get HOT! If you remove the ceramic pot portion of the unit, you are going to have to use potholders to lift it out. Be especially careful if you use that on the table and there are children (or oblivious adults!), they could give themselves a burn.\\n\\nAll in all, the Black + Decker MC1100S Multi Cooker, 6.5 Quart, Stainless is great,and would prove perfect for large family gatherings such as holiday dinners and other celebrations or when you have a great deal of food to prepare and you need an extra oven or cooking space that you don;'t normally have.\",\n \"Product: Whatever your preference, single or double espresso, cappuccinos, or lattes, the De'Longhi ECP3630 15 Bar Pump Espresso Machine ensures barista quality results at home so you can enjoy your favorite coffee house beverages at home. The advanced cappuccino system with hot milk or cappuccino selector, mixes and steams milk to a rich, creamy froth for evenly textured drinks. Other features include a double layer drip tray, removable water tank, and fill stainless steel housing.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Espresso at Home!\\n\\nReview: I absolutely LOVE this machine! I am definitely no stranger to making espresso. When I worked in the natural products industry, I was elected to be the barrista by our team, so I am very used to industrial / restaurant quality machines for making espresso and cappuccino. The De'Longhi 0 15\\\" Bar Pump Espresso and Cappuccino Machine, is impressive because like those higher level machines, its made of stainless steel and the profile is takes up a lot less space than you would expect.\\n\\nThe instructions make it very easy to set up, and give you tips on set up, care and cleaning. The first part consists of running water through the system. That takes just a few minutes. Remove the tank, fil with water and replace. Plug it in, turn it on. The green light will tell you when you are ready to brew. Turn it to the brewing mark (the little cup icon) and let half of the water run through the machine without attaching the filter and handles.\\n\\nOnce you do this you are ready to go. The whole process of going from initial set up to making your first cup of espresso was less than 25 minutes. There are three different filter cups. I most often use the deepest because for me, double and quadruple espressos are what I like best. If you don't want quite that much buzz, there are two smaller sizes. There is also a scoop / tamper for putting your coffee into the filter and then pressing the ground coffee / espresso tightly.\\n\\nWhen brewing espresso, you want to start with very finely ground, dark, or more ideally, espresso roast coffee beans. HINT: DO NOT pre-grind all your beans at the store, or buy your coffee pre-ground. With grinding, you increase the surface area of the cofee and make it far easier for the volatile oils to evaporate. What you get is coffee that has less taste, and you are cheating yourself out of a better cup of coffee. Invest in a small coffee grinder, and don't grind those beans until you are ready to use them. If you end up with a bit extra in the grinding, put in a sealed jar or container to keep the air from getting to the coffee.\\n\\nFor the double espresso, you will need about a scoop and a half, possibly two scoops in the filter. Be sure to tamp it down in the filter with the end of the scooper. You want the espresso beans in there fairly tight. Make sure to leave about 1/4 clearance between the packed espresso and the top of the filter holder. If you dont, you won't be able to get it back into the machine and then you will have to take out some of your packed coffee and repack it.\\n\\nWait for the green light, put your shot glasses under the two spouts at the bottom of the filter holder and turn the knob to brew. I let the shot glasses get about half full before turning it off. Let it drip a bit to get all that lovely espresso out for your enjoyment. Turn the knob all the way to the left for the steam spout setting. You can turn the arm in or out for use and then later to save space on the counter. There is a lever on the right side of the machine, that is the steam dial. Turn it and you will be able to froth your milk. After a while you will get to where you can hear when your milk has been adequately frothed. The sound will be almost a deep growl. Turn it off and add to your cup of espresso. The spout is easy to clean and froths your milk beautifully.\\n\\nMy only complaint with this unit is the fact that it does not include a frothing pitcher. While you can make do with a Pyrex measuring cup or a regular coffee cup, the pitcher does make a difference. Amazon does have these available for between $10 and $20.\\n\\nEDIT 11/05/2015 - I have been using this machine every day since I received it. It's been running like it did the first day I got it. I am absolutely in love with this machine.\",\n \"Product: The Easy to Assemble SmartBase is an innovative mattress foundation by Zinus. No need for a box spring and a traditional frame, enjoy strong, sturdy support for your spring, memory foam, or latex mattress with the Easy to Assemble SmartBase. The Easy to Assemble SmartBase provides strong steel support, easy setup and 12.5 Inch of clearance for under bed storage. Worry free 5 year limited warranty. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy to assemble, tons of space for under bed storage!\\n\\nReview: Quick and easy setup out of the box. The instructions are very clear. All the tools are included -screws and an Allen wrench. If you need to tear down and move it to another room or another address, Zinus frames are great for that. I also have a full sized bed frame that I used for our guest bedroom and it takes a total of two minutes to tear down and put back up again.\\n\\nThe frame has plenty of support so you don't need a set of box springs. Just lay your mattress on top of it and it's perfect. There is over a foot of clearance under the frame so you can store lots of things under the frame and organize even the smallest of bedroom spaces.\",\n \"Product: With a series of designs that will be both striking and suitable for your space, the divine rugs found within the Parker collection by WorldWeavers offer a touch of incomparable charm to any dcor. Machine made of 100% polypropylene, each of these perfect pieces will not only update your space, but offer an affordable solution for doing so, fashioning a sense of flawless warmth from room to room within any home.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for Indoor or Outdoor Use\\n\\nReview: Surya Riley's indoor outdoor rug measures approximately 5 ft by 7 feet and can be used indoors or outdoors. I was rather surprised at the quality and feel of this rug because it is made from 100% polypropylene, which can feel a bit rough to the touch. Not so with this rug. This one is machine made in Turkey. and came from Amazon Vine well packaged and protected.\\n\\nI currently placed it in our basement studio/ living area on a concrete floor. It feels great to walk on. I love the muted shades of sage green maroon too light rose and off-white. The design, however, is not something I would normally choose for myself so I did deduct one star. For those who like bold prints, however, it can go with any number of decor or architectural styles and would look great on a deck, sun porch, or play area. Cleaning is easy with a standard vacuum. Spills are also easily mopped up to look good as new.\",\n \"Product: Style your home with the transitional style of the DAD- 414-B barstool from the CorLiving Collection. The tough Cream white bonded leather seat is easy to wipe clean and a high back seat design will add comfort, support and style to your kitchen or bar. Features piping, tufted detailing, sturdy Dark Espresso stained hardwood legs and is accented with a durable chrome footrest. This well constructed barstool is the perfect way to entertain at a 34\\\"- 40\\\" bar height, and offers great value to make the most of your indoor dining space.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for a home bar or casual kitchen\\n\\nReview: This is a very nice leather chair in white with wood legs and one metal bar which serves as a foot rest up front. . The product is listed as counter height but it is about a couple of inches shorter than I would respect. It is still, however, a little higher than a standard dining room chair. This product came complete with all of the chair pieces, the tools and hardware along with the tool. I had it completely assembled in about 10 minutes. So far it's sturdy and looks like it will stand up to years of use.\\n\\nDepending on the height of your home bar, counter height table, breakfast bar or kitchen island, this stool, or a set of them would be a perfect addition\",\n \"Product: The Oral-B PRO 3000 provides a clinically proven superior clean vs. a regular manual toothbrush. The professionally inspired design of the Cross Action brush head surrounds each tooth with bristles angled at 16 degrees, and 3D cleaning action oscillates, rotates, and pulsates to break up and removes up to 97% of plaque from hard-to-reach places. The pressure sensor lights up if you brush too hard to prevent harmful over-brushing and there are 3 modes, plus an in-handle timer to help you brush for a dentist-recommended 2 minutes. Best of all its brought to you by Oral-B the #1 brand used by dentists worldwide.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Oral-B 3000 electric toothbrush\\n\\nReview: I was rather dubious about using an electric toothbrush. I always thought they were an unnecessary expense that didn't really do too much for you in the scheme of things. I had heard plenty about the Oral B toothbrushes and this one was highly rated. I am very happy to say that I like how this works, the warning light gives you indication if you are pressing too hard.\\n\\nI have had issues with my teeth being very soft and prone to problems as well as some issues with receding gums. This toothbrush has given me a noticable difference in my teeth and gums and does exactly what it says it will do in just a matter of weeks. I am very happy with the results and am recommending it to anyone else who is in the market for an effective, moderately priced electric toothbrush.\\n\\nThe refill heads are available at most drug stores, but tend to be a little expensive. I would recommend buying them here on Amazon to get the best pricing.\",\n \"Product: Panasonic High Quality Channel Soundbar with Built in Subwoofer with dual woofer design\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent home theater system!\\n\\nReview: The Panasonic SC-HTB770 3.1-Channel Soundbar with Wireless Subwoofer was an absolute breeze to set up with our home media centre which is in the largest room of the house but we still have limited space.\\n\\n Because most of the equipment I have is Panasonic already, we really didn't have the compatability problems that others have reported in their reviews. The bluetooth pairing made setup really easy. I have been able to pair this set with my phone and it makes listening to music wonderful!\\n\\nThe soundbar and the side speakers fit quite easily. We did go with the HDMI optical cable so we could incorporate the X-Box into the set up and watch / play Assassins Creed. Now, THAT is what theater sound is made for! It added a whole new cinematic quality to the game. This system is powerful enough to shake the walls of a log cabin! I am thoroughly enjoying this system, and so far, so good.\",\n \"Product: See real-time video in clarity you'll notice. The Q-See QT5680-1 is the surveillance solution with noticeable clarity. With support for a total of 8 cameras, the QT5680-1 surveillance DVR offers smooth flowing D1 recording resolution, 4 times the size and clarity of conventional CIF, which ensures footage appears in real-time. To fully take advantage of this system's superb quality, the DVR includes a pre-installed 1TB hard drive and an HDMI port for high resolution viewing options. With an array of standard features that keep you connected, this 8 channel DVR gives you peace of mind and flexibility when it comes to a security solution. The QT5680-1 keeps you connected regardless of where you are located with its premium remote monitoring features. Receive email alerts with incident snapshots when motion is detected or when the hard drive runs out of recording space. Easily check up on property from just a computer or compatible mobile device. In addition to impressive remote monitoring features, this system is capable of extensive multi-tasking. Simultaneously record, watch video, back up video and remotely monitor all with the processing power of one DVR.Q-See DVRs are a winning selection for your surveillance solution. With high quality products, Q-See DVRs achieve excellence in home or business environments.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A great choice for the money\\n\\nReview: Our family has lived in a log cabin in a fairly isolated area for over 20 years. There have been times when the things that go bump in the night can bother the spouse, the kids and the dogs. We installed this unit and it was surprisingly simple for someone like me who knows their way around video cameras in a studio setting, but not so much about security cameras.\\n\\nWhat is really cool is to see the wildlife that wanders around our home with the infared feature that is a part of this. Recently when we had visitors at the cabin and some noises were heard outside. I was able to check it on my smartphone and able to actually see that it was just a few deer that were foraging for food.\\n\\nSetup of the cameras is simple, the software is downloadable from the website and took very little time. The equipment is very well made. Over the past month, I have really enjoyed this unit and would highly recommend it for the price.\\n\\nUsers will need to have a montitor or a TV that can be dedicated for this purpose.\",\n \"Product: For complete real-time surveillance coverage look no further than the QT4760-1 DVR from Q-See. The enterprise capable QT4760-1 DVR offers 16 channels and a pre-installed 1TB hard drive for a complete and thorough surveillance setup. This DVR also features a real-time CIF recording option as well as a larger, clearer D1 recording resolution. Included with the premium QT4760-1 DVR bundle is an HDMI port for higher resolution viewing options. Always be aware of what's happening on your property with standard noteworthy features. View camera footage in high resolution thanks to the HDMI port. Easily monitor your home or business using only a computer or supported mobile device via free apps from Q-See. Up to 10 additional users can log onto the DVR for an extra set of eyes to monitor. Even if you can watch over all 16 channels, this DVR sends out email alerts when security criteria that you can set are met. Receive email alerts with incident snapshot when motion is detected or when camera loss occurs! The QT4760-1 also features impressive multi-tasking capabilities such as simultaneously record, watch video, back up video and remotely monitor. Q-See DVRs are a winning selection for your surveillance solution. With high quality products, Q-See DVRs achieve excellence in home or business environments.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great System for the Price\\n\\nReview: Having HD quality security system is a great plus the Q-See QT4760-8E4-1 Security System is a great way to add security monitoring to your home or business. The system comes with a total of 8 cameras and an inpressive DVR system. The DVR can work with any television or computer monitor.\\n\\nThis system worked very well with our Linksys router and everything was pretty much play and go. We were able to install the system at various points in our home. The cords reach just fine. Setup is a breeze and the downloadable software from the Q-See website makes monitoring remotely a possibility. We don't have a home alarm system, however, the system does have a recording mode that enables recording should your home or business alarm be tripped. The night vision monitoring is great, though in black and white. Daytime monitoring is in colour that turns out fairly descent with images that are clearer and crisper than many higher end, professional installations. All in all, its a lot of camera and DVR power for one package.\",\n \"Product: A Pure Digital Solution for Complete Peace of Mind. Monitor your home or business with levels of clarity and detail never before possible with Q-See's completely digital, high-performance 4 channel Network Video Recorder. The first do-it-yourself digital recorder of its kind, the QC814-1 is pre-equipped with four Power Over Ethernet (POE) ports, eliminating the need to run a separate power cable or buy extra, expensive equipment, saving both time and money. The Q-See NVR's ultimate benefit is the flexibility it affords through its ability to operate and connect with remote IP cameras. This single NVR manages and records up to eight cameras simultaneously regardless of where each camera is located. In addition to the convenience of monitoring various properties, enjoy an extra layer of security by placing the NVR in a safe, low-risk location to limit access to the system and its critical recordings. The system can also access up to eight 1080p/720p cameras for greater picture quality. The system is calibrated with 1920x1080 color-rich image quality to maximize the clarity and detail of people and actions including, facial recognition, license plate identification, currency validation and more. View smooth video on all locally connected cameras at an impressive 240 FPS (30 FPS per channel on 720p). As the long-running leader in innovation, Q-See believes in making superior surveillance technology affordable and easy to use. Our online knowledge base is ready to help you 24/7 and our tech support staff is available to help you online or over the phone. Q-See is the trusted leader in surveillance solutions for home and business environments, offering Peace of Mind Anywhere, Anytime.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A great starter security system.\\n\\nReview: Q-See has put together a great basic system for either the home or business user. The set-up for this system took my son and I all of about fifteen minutes to do. The 720p- 4 bullet camera cameras are sturdy and well made. We live in a log home in the woods, so wildlife is a constant. The picture is clear and cris and the night vision gives us a very good picture of who and what is potentially raiding our garden and fruit trees!\\n\\nThe system has great support on the Q-See website. I There are ports to add four more cameras to the system if you so choose. would highly recommend this security camera system as a great starter.\",\n \"Product: The WASPcam 9905 Wi-Fi comes with the same great specs you expect from WASPcam, but with a few new features. The new WASPcam Wi-Fi gives users the freedom to Film, Edit and Share every moment, no matter where they are filming. The WASPcam Wi-Fi Camera allows users to go from land to water without a waterproof case. The 9905 Wi-Fi records HD video up to 1080p30 (and 720p60fps/WVGA 60fps/VGA 120fps), snaps still-images up to 12-megapixel (and 8 or 5-megapixel), and built-in Wi-Fi connects the camera to an iPhone or Android for live viewing, recording and sharing content online with friends and fans. The camera package also includes a wireless wrist remote, which is powered by Radio Frequency (RF). The Wireless Wrist Remote is capable of controlling video and photo recording up to 5 meters (15 feet) away. Where the 9905 Wi-Fi really stands out from competitors is with the new features it brings to the table. The WASPcam Wi-Fi is completely waterproof, down to 98 feet, without the addition of a waterproof case, and includes a 1.5-inch LCD viewing screen on the back of the camera. The WASPcam Wi-Fi has cyclic recording and an auto looping function, which allows the camera to be used as a dash camera. Users can have their camera record in two-minute, five-minute, or 10 minute segments. Or turn off cyclic recording for continuous recording. The auto looping function allows the camera to record over older footage when the memory card is full.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great camera, horrible set-up insructions\\n\\nReview: The set-up for the WASP Action Sports Camera black is both complicated and frustrating. Dont look for clear instructions in the manual, because you won't find them. Figuring how to get the camera out of its box and opened is hard enough. Cbeck out YouTube and find a video on how to set up and use this camera. Just do a search on YouTube for the WASP camera. There are a few of them out there.\\n\\nYou will need a micro SD card if you don't have one already. WASP doesnt include one. When you look for a micro SD card, be sure not to get one larger than 32 GB. Thats the size I got and it worked very well.\\n\\nThis camera is very small, but for its size it does take decent video, the pictures are very sharp. If you want to do editing, of course, to get the media off the micro SD card, the best way is to have a reader. It takes up very little space in your camera case or luggage and can put out some very nice footage. For myself, I prefer a little larger camera for the work I do. For those doing action sports, and in wet or damp conditions, the water resistant case is a nice plus.\",\n \"Product: Capture the Action and Relive the Moment with PNY PRO Elite SD Card. The 64GB card offers supreme speed and performance with read speeds of up to 95MB/s and write speeds of up to 90MB/s. Class 10, U3 rating is ideal for 4K Ultra HD photography and videography and burst mode shooting capability.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: PNY is a more trustworthy choice\\n\\nReview: I have been using PNY flash drives and SD cards for years. I have never been disappointed with the product. This PNY U3 Pro Elite SD Card 32 GB is the same kind of quality I am used to.\\n\\n I currently am using it in a Canon Vixia HFS100 HD camcorder that I have used for newscasts and other uses. It's great in the field. It responds well both in camera and through the reading /editing process. I've used both an onboard reader in my Dell desktop and on an HP laptop outfitted for field work. It also works equally well by using a USB connected card reader.\\n\\nIf given the choice, I always prefer PNY to Sandisk. My reasons for this is that i have had Sandisk SD cards that would fail after a few uses. One such Sandisk failure was with a crucial interview that had to be reshot. It was embarrassing. With the PNY disks, I've had no problems, no hassles, no regrets. I've shot footage for short documentaries on it and would definitely recommend.\",\n \"Product: Stay connected during your wildest outdoor adventures. With a rugged, fully waterproof* design, emergency features and a 35-mile range, the T600 H2O keeps you connected and protected during your extreme outdoor activities. The T600 H2O is packed with top-of-the-line radio features, including the ability to float* and a water-activated flashlight. The flashlight also includes a red LED to preserve night vision. With these exceptional capabilities, you can count on the T600 H2O to deliver reliable communications during your wildest adventures - whether by land or by sea. How far can I expect my radios to communicate? The communication range quoted is calculated based on an unobstructed line of sight test under optimum conditions. Actual range will vary depending on terrain and conditions, and is often less than the maximum possible. Your actual range will be limited by several factors including, but not limited to: terrain, weather conditions, electromagnetic interference and obstructions.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Versatile with great range even in rough terrain\\n\\nReview: The Motorola T605 Talkabout 2-Pack FRS/GMRS Two-Way Radio set is a really nice set. Its feature loaded, has range of up to 35 miles in the mountains ideal weather conditions, up to 6 miles on the water and around the neighborhood up to 2 miles. We live in a very wooded area with limestone cliffs approximately four miles from town and were able to pick up a signal just fine. Another cool thing about these two-way handsets is that they are waterproof up to 1 meter for 30 minutes - and they float face-up, too! The bright green / chartreuse watertight case on these radios make them easy to spot should you drop them in the water or on the trail.\\n\\nIncluded with the pair of two-way radios are the batteries that can last up to three months when not in use, belt clips that double as a whistle, a charging adapter with dual micro-USB connections that can be used simultaneously, a car charger with detachable USB cables, and a really nice carrying case.\\n\\nThe units were super easy to assemble, get acquainted with and use. These include a NOAA weather radio, which for us in tornado and blizzard country can make them invaluable to have around. The PTT Power boost which can boost the signal at a touch should you need it. There is a built in emergency alert button that can be used to send out a distress signal located at the top of each radio and it has 20 call tones that can be easily programmed in.\\n\\nThe battery pack initial charge took several hours before it reached capacity. You can tell that it is charging by the battery symbol located at the top right hand of the screen. Youll know its fully charged when the battery indicator is steady and stops flashing. They have a long life and if the included battery power packs wear out, you can either replace them easily directly from Motorola or Amazon, or you can opt to use three AA batteries instead.\\n\\nThese radios are great to have and would work well on the farm, too. Because we have 15 acres that are located in a very wooded area that has sheer limestone cliffs and other challenging terrain that makes getting any cellphone signal nearly impossible at times. These radios worked great all over the property with no weakness in signal, I would definitely recommend them.\",\n \"Product: Get maximum audio performance with the V7 2.0 Performance Speaker System. Part of V7 Private Labels new line of PC Speakers, the Performance Speaker offer crisp, clear sound coupled with 6w RMS output for solid audio. The streamlined speakers are encased in a glossy front and black wood casing with controls atop one tower to make audio control a cinch.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good speakers for the price\\n\\nReview: The V7 2.0 Performance PC Speakers are great for a laptop or desktop system where stereophonic sound is not so important. For the price, you would be hard-pressed to find better. I loved the controls and the response of the speaker itself when using them for MP3's, movies, gaming and the like is fine. You won't get very impressive bass levels out of these particular speakers. I tend to push my stereo speakers, and having a tighter bottom as far as low bass is important for overall musical choices - especially with film sountracks, classical music and the like. These would be perfect for a college dorm room or an apartment where you are not too likely to turn it up too loud.\",\n \"Product: Maxell took the two most dominating speaker transducer designs on the market, and infused them into one earphone. A precise dynamic driver creates powerful bass while a balanced armature driver provides crisp clear mids and highs for perfect clarity across the sound spectrum. With the Balanced Armature the midrange and treble can be much more accurate and detailed, and with the Dynamic driver it helps produce the entire musical frequency range. Giving the end users the most realistic sound audio experience. Button functions: Answer call- 1 Click, Play/Pause Music- 1 Click, Next Track - 2 Clicks, Previous Track- 3 Clicks.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very good quality for the price\\n\\nReview: The Maxell BA-1 Balanced Armature Earphones with In-line Mic work with absolutely every electronic device that I own. While they are listed for iPhone or cellphone use, I had no issue with them on my Blackberry Bold. They worked just as well on my iPod Classic, my Kindle Fire, my Dell Desktop PC (Windows 7) and with my laptop which is a HP Pavillion DV900 entertainment laptop. At school, I did use them on an iMac editing bay and again, they work equally well.\\n\\nSince I edit film as part of my work, and because sound is one of the major components of any media piece, especially in film, I tend to be extremely picky about sound quality for my headsets. In both Final Cut 7 and in Adobe Premiere Pro 7 and using a Mac, I did not find the bass strong enough on these earbuds to suit me. I don't believe it was intended to be used in such a situation, either. That is the only reason I held back on the extra star. Otherwise, I have used similarly priced Skull Candy headsets and found them very \\\"tinny\\\" by comparison to this set by Maxell. They are perfect for students or those who want a good, earbud with a cord that does not tangle and excellent sound for the money.\",\n \"Product: Connect new USB-C enabled devices to multiple legacy devices through a USB 3.0 Hub. 5Gbps Data transfer rate. 900mA Power Output per port. Includes 1 meter USB-C to Micro-B Cable\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hub is perfect for any computer that is USB-C enabled and is ...\\n\\nReview: Belkins USB 3.0 Hub is perfect for any computer that is USB-C enabled and is a real godsend when you need the extra ports. I currently own an Alienware gaming laptop with the USB-C port and it has been excellent in solving issues of not having enough USB ports for my machine. The USB hub unit itself is quite small,features four ports and you can hook up any printers, card readers or other devices that you need to connect to. I use a lot of flash drives and even directly download from my Canon Vixia HFS video camear. This hub gives me faster transfer speeds than I have ever gotten before.\\n\\nThe only downsides is that I cant use it on my Alienware desktop because it doesnt have the USB-C (micro) port necessary. It would have been great to use it on both my machines. The other issue, as other reviewers have mentioned is that Belkin has made the AC adapter extra large. While that may be what is needed in order to achieve the power needed for the faster transfer speeds, the adapter takes up a considerable bit of real estate on a surge strip or the wall.\",\n \"Product: Let Weatheready be the light in your preparedness plan for emergencies. You'll be ready to light an entire room with area lights and lanterns if the power goes out. And maneuvering through a dark house will be easy with windup LED flashlights and compact lights showing the way. Combines LED Area Lantern and NOAA Emergency Radio AM/FM Radio, Weatherband with NOAA Emergency Alert Provides up to 100 lumens and 80 hours of run time Easy to read digital display LED Lantern folds out for 360 area light Cell phone charger using standard USB port Dual power options - 8-AA Batteries (not included) or crank power.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A must for every home, camper or car\\n\\nReview: The day I received this unit, we had severe storms in our area and the power went out for an hour or so. When you live in an area where weather extremes are often the norm rather than the exception, having something like the Energizer Weather Ready Multi-Function NOAA Lantern around is a Godsend! Something like this is simply one of those very cool things you are glad to have on hand! It is so nice to have any equipment where the batteries are optional. With this lantern / radio combination, you have the option of using the hand crank which is attached to the back of the unit or battery power. With a minute of cranking giving you approximately six and a half minutes of radio and /or lantern time. If you do opt to use batteries, you can use the radio and lantern up to 40 hours on battery power. I personally tend to use rechargable batteries and it tends to be a little less time than that. Your own results may vary.\\n\\nThe lantern settings are high, low and off and the housing containing the bulbs can tilted from the base to light up a large area. The radio has AM/FM/ Weather Band and Alert. There is a telescoping antena that extends out from the side of the unit to insure the best reception possible, then will fold back into the unit itself to make it more compact. The instructions list include station listings for specific counties to get the most targeted weather, no matter where you are.\\n\\nSince most folks have gotten away from land lines and now use cellphones,oOne of the coolest features is the USB port that allows you to charge your cellphone or smart phone. I used it with my Blackberry 8820 and was able to charge it quickly using the battery power, it works a little slower with the crank, but it did work. Something like this is invaluable. I would recommend it to every homeowner or to anyone who goes camping or even having on hand in the car.\",\n \"Product: OtterBox 77-33194 Defender Series for Nokia Lumia Icon - Black. 3-Layer Protection: Equipped with three, rugged layers of protection: built-in screen protector, polycarbonate shell and synthetic rubber slipcover.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Otterbox is The BEST way to protect your investment!\\n\\nReview: I have long been a fan of Otterbox since getting one for my first Blackberry (8820). When you are spending $400 and up for a device, never leave it to chance. I simply lost count of the number of times the Otterbox saved my very expensive smartphone from destruction from dropping, even being splashed with water. I have dropped my phone off our roof onto a limestone walkway below. Not a scratch on the device and the case only had a slight scuff on the rubber. The only time that a phone has been damaged with an Otterbox on it in our family is when my son accidently ran over his Blackberry Curve with a Kubota while on a landscape design job. Everything else bounces off of the Otterbox.\\n\\nWhen I was considering my next phone upgrade, seeing this product offered in Amazon Vine pushed me over the edge. Technically, I had the case before I got the phone because the product is just that good. If you are considering an Otterbox for protection of your device, look at the options for the Defender Series first. It offers the most protection for the money.\\n\\nThe first layer of protection is a rubberized case that goes over the hard plastic case. With this particular model it can be a little tricky to open at first. The instructions inside are probably my biggest gripe about the product. Be patient, once you have done it, then it is infinitely easier. The protective plastic that goes over the screen is sensitive enough for touch features to work easily and yet thick enough to protect from scratches and small impacts. The hard plastic case snaps closed easily over the phone, then the rubberized case goes over this. There are tabs to protect the ports for outlets, etc from inadvertent penetration by rain, dust and debris from the job site. Be careful with these, they do tend to wear fairly quickly, and in previous Otterboxes that I have owned, I have accidentally ended up tearing them off. Not a deal breaker, but something to be mindful of.\\n\\nThe kickstand is a really handy feature to make typing and viewing easier for various functions. Even though Otterbox tends to be rather pricey compared to other after-market brands that attempt to copy the Otterbox, It is worth the investment.\",\n \"Product: Worry less while youre working, adventuring and living when you defend your device against drops, dirt and scrapes. The new Screenless Defender Series is specifically designed for the Galaxy S8+ curved touchscreen. Combining a solid internal shell with a resilient outer slipcover, Defender Series deflects the action and accidents that come your way every day. Plus, the included holster doubles as a kickstand for hands-free viewing.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Getting an OtterBox is the FIRST thing you need to do after purchasing a new phone!\\n\\nReview: If you make an investment in a new smartphone, you want to protect it. I have been using Otterbox's Defender series since back when I had a BlackBerry. I have used the Defender series with all other phones. This latest version made especially for the Samsung Galaxy S8+ is no different. When I first pulled it out of the box, I was a bit nervous because it wasn't as heavy as the one I had for my last phone, a Nokia Lumia Icon 929 Windows Phone.\\n\\nThis case is easier to disassemble so you can put your phone in it. For me, this case was much easier to disassemble than the one I have on my Nokia. There is the inner case with four tabs to secure it. A rubberized case slides over this so you can access the buttons on the phone and still have them protected.\\n\\nThe only complaint that I would give this product is that there is no protective screen to protect the phone's screen as in other Otterbox products. Some reviewers have complained that the glass makes the phone unresponsive in addition to being pretty expensive, so I didn't spend the extra $40 for something that had a chance of not working. As a solution, my cell phone provider did introduce me to the Invisible First Defense Liquid Glass Screen Protector that will prevent scratches, cracks etc. This product comes as a whipe so it doesn't add any extra weight to the phone. It's also sold here on Amazon and works absolutely perfectly with the Otterbox. I am really excited about my new phone and the fact that Otterbox will help me protect it.\",\n \"Product: Japanese 2 CD pressing of her 2005 album. EMI.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Alas, poor Kate Bush, I knew her well...\\n\\nReview: I just bought Kate Bush's latest CD, \\\"Aerial\\\". I wanted to like this album. I was thoroughly prepared to love it, rave about it and recommend it. However, if I were to say that I am thoroughly disappointed in what I heard of this release, it would be a gross understatement. I will be selling my copy IMMEDIATLEY. I am not even going to bother copying it to my HD in the hopes that the thing might grow on me. It quite simply won't. This is the only one of Kate Bush's CD's that has made me realize buyer's remorse. I wish I had my money back. I have no doubt the copy I have will sell, because it is, after all, Kate Bush.\\n\\nDon't get me wrong. I have always adored Kate Bush. I fell in love with her the moment I laid eyes on her when she made her American debut on Saturday Night Live back in 1978. She was curled up on top of a piano like a cat, singing her song, \\\"The Man With the Child In His Eyes\\\". My reaction to her was simply,\\\"WHO is that?!\\\" The next day, I went to the record store in the mall, next to the bookstore where I worked and ordered an import cassette tape of the album. It took nearly a month to get it. It was worth it. I wore it out playing it over and over again over that year. Every time Kate came out with a new release, I was there on the release date to buy my copy. My fandom of this British songstress was rabid, and anyone I turned on to her (with the exception of one person), loved her music. She went through some incredible changes when she discovered the Fairlight synthesizer for her album, \\\"The Dreaming.\\\" It took some getting used to to assimilate the changes but in the end, it was all good. Then we saw some more profound changes yet again, for \\\"The Red Shoes\\\". Kate's penchant for experimentation and pushing the envelope of what her voice and instruments could do went in another direction and we loved her for it. You could pick up the influence in a couple of the tracks of her collaboration with Prince, but she was true to herself. She was always Kate. She was the Enchantress, the Lady of the Lake, and she took you on fantastic journeys through worlds that we have gone to in our imaginations,and she made it come alive for her listeners.\\n\\n\\\"Aerial\\\"is so far below her abilities. Gone is the spirit of experimentation. The entire 2-CD collection could have been compiled into an EP and you would have the flavour for the entire release. Gone are the crisp, haunting vocals that we, Kate's fans have always loved, and in their place are vocal improvisations that are neither precise or haunting. They are sheer mush. Her vocals sound as if she is lost in a sea of medication and just sound very sloppy. Kate Bush has always had very good, well engineered tracks, but what is lacking is any of that bygone tenacity toward quality in her music. She sings about her son, born a few years ago, as well as laundry and washing maschines and scrubbing floors. What was once magical, is now meandering down a lane of boring mundacity. Even if this were a new age album, rather than the popular / rock music it was billed as, it would be more boring than David Winston or Yanni. There are no fairlight synthesizers. There is not one tune on this CD set that moves you at all. It is just not the Kate we all know and love. Other than the initial release, \\\"King of the Mountain\\\", there is not a single song on this CD that is at all memorable. This is without a doubt, the worst album Kate Bush has ever done. Lionheart was never that great, in my view, but at least it had some redeeming qualities.\\\"Arial\\\", however has few, if any at all.\\n\\nIt pains me to have to say things that cruel about an artist whom I have loved for so many, many years. I can maybe credit this change in direction and intensity to the fact that she is a new mother, or maybe when Kate's own mother passed away a few years ago, she lost her fire. It is almost as if she has locked herself safely away in her studio in her home and decided she is not going to take any musical risks any longer. If that is the case, then I can only say, that would be a real shame.\",\n \"Product: A two CD mix of classical and pop music. (28 tracks in all) In 1929, the ancient map \\\"Piri Reis\\\" was discovered in Constantinople. The map is extraordinary because it depicts bays and islands on the Antarctic coast which have been concealed under ice for at least 6,000 years. What civilization was capable of such exploration that long ago ? On \\\"Cartographer\\\", we imagine that these explorers were from the tiny island of Numa in the Southern Indian Ocean. As advanced seafarers, they navigated every corner of the Earth. We have created a language unique to them and tell stories through song that describe their creation, discoveries and ultimate demise. This is a 2 CD collection with Vocal and Remix versions of every song. The Remix CD also contains 2 bonus tracks.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: E.S. Posthumus is Wonderful!\\n\\nReview: I have been a fan of E.S. Posthumus since I first heard the \\\"Unearthed\\\" CD. I was very pleased to find that they had released another album, \\\"Cartographer\\\", that had the same sense of cinematic bravado. The pieces with choir and orchestra are exquisitely arranged and executed and the effect is nothing short of impressive.\\n\\nI did purchase the 'double album' that included the Luna Sans vocal tracks as a part of it. If I had my druthers, I would definitely have skipped the ones that featured Ms. Sans on them. They are the same as the ones without, just with her vocals added to them. While her voice is fine, technically, it is too \\\"pop-ish\\\" sounding for these pieces in my view. Much better vocal choices (if you need them at all!) would have been Azam Ali (of Vas and Niyaz) and long-time soundtrack vocalist, Lisa Gerrard (formerly of the band, Dead Can Dance). The sound is large, historical and epic. If you love great soundtracks, this is the music from the same artist that has been featured in countless films and television shows.\\n\\nE. S. Posthumus is great music to listen to while commuting, working around the house or writing with it playing in the background.\",\n \"Product: A two CD mix of classical and pop music. (28 tracks in all) In 1929, the ancient map \\\"Piri Reis\\\" was discovered in Constantinople. The map is extraordinary because it depicts bays and islands on the Antarctic coast which have been concealed under ice for at least 6,000 years. What civilization was capable of such exploration that long ago ? On \\\"Cartographer\\\", we imagine that these explorers were from the tiny island of Numa in the Southern Indian Ocean. As advanced seafarers, they navigated every corner of the Earth. We have created a language unique to them and tell stories through song that describe their creation, discoveries and ultimate demise. This is a 2 CD collection with Vocal and Remix versions of every song. The Remix CD also contains 2 bonus tracks.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: E.S. Posthumus is Wonderful!\\n\\nReview: I have been a fan of E.S. Posthumus since I first heard the \\\"Unearthed\\\" CD. I was very pleased to find that they had released another album, \\\"Cartographer\\\", that had the same sense of cinematic bravado. The pieces with choir and orchestra are exquisitely arranged and executed and the effect is nothing short of impressive.\\n\\nI did purchase the 'double album' that included the Luna Sans vocal tracks as a part of it. If I had my druthers, I would definitely have skipped the ones that featured Ms. Sans on them. They are the same as the ones without, just with her vocals added to them. While her voice is fine, technically, it is too \\\"pop-ish\\\" sounding for these pieces in my view. Much better vocal choices (if you need them at all!) would have been Azam Ali (of Vas and Niyaz) and long-time soundtrack vocalist, Lisa Gerrard (formerly of the band, Dead Can Dance). The sound is large, historical and epic. If you love great soundtracks, this is the music from the same artist that has been featured in countless films and television shows.\\n\\nE. S. Posthumus is great music to listen to while commuting, working around the house or writing with it playing in the background.\",\n \"Product: 10 songs\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for Creative Inspiration\\n\\nReview: I received this CD as a gift and I wasn't sure what to think of it. After listening to it all the way through, I have to say it has become one of my favourites to have on in the background as I write. As a writer/ film producer, mainly in the fantasy and historical fiction genres, it is neither too period nor too modern in it's sound. It really strikes a good balance in order to get the creativity flowing. In the first track, you hear a sort of otherworldly music and a child-like voice speaking in one of the old languages of the Isles as someone pointed out in an earlier review. This transports the listener right into the rest of the album. The Castle Gate is sensual and memorable and is probably one of my favourite tracks on the CD. The vocals are very reminicent (to me) of either Moira Brennan or her sister Enya with the multiple layering of vocal tracks to bring out vocal harmonies and haunting appeal. The final track, Exordium Ending has the same sort of memorable quallity that makes you kind of wonder why there aren't more two more parts to this particular \\\"trilogy\\\".\",\n \"Product: The Tacwise Z3-140 Heavy Duty Hand Tacker/Staple Gun is a high quality tacker firing 140 (T50 type) flat wire staples. It uses staples between 1/4 and 9/16 inches long. This hand tacker is easy and effortless to use due to the Tacwise linear power curve technology. Loaded with features, the Tacwise Z3-140 includes a belt hook and personalization window and is perfect for tradesman/DIY wanting a professional tacker. It is ideal for applications such as securing plastic sheeting, breather membrane or Tyvek, as well as upholstery and much more. Tacwise is a new brand of rugged tools and accessories for the professional tradesman. The professional, Tacwise brand has evolved from 40 years of power tool know-how to best reflect the powerful and durable nature of the new products -which are high quality, feature packed and hard wearing with a robust and practical design.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: this is a great choice. Its very versatile in that it can ...\\n\\nReview: The first thing you notice about the Tacwise Professional Staple / Nail Tacker is its heft. I have owned scores of staple guns in the past, and none of them has the smooth feel and weight behind it that this one does. The price of the Tacwise Professional Staple and Nail Tracker is a bit higher than other staple guns. If you don't have the funds to spend on a compressor / nail staple gun unit, this is a great choice.\\n\\nIts very versatile in that it can use a number of different staple and nail sizes. It has also has a margin guide that fits on the unit so you can keep your staple lines straight and have a professional, finished looking edge on your projects.\\n\\nThis unit comes with the margin stapler, optional margin guide, and a full 2000 pack of 140 /10 mm 38 staples. Its very easy to load up with staples, no struggling with the magazine to get it open or closed again. It has a fabulous feature of being able to lock the handle down so that it doesnt go off accidentally.\\n\\nI used this for various projects around my house such as tacking the fabric lining on the bottom of a set of box springs to reupholstering a drafting chair. This stapler can also be used on carpeting, attaching screen such as on a screened-in porch, wire fencing as well as roofing and insulation projects.\\n\\nOf all of the staplers that I own, this one is now my new favorite. I would definitely recommend it for both the home and the construction site.\",\n \"Product: These Pearlized Address Labels will add a touch of personalized elegance to envelopes, gifts, mailings and more. Perfect for use on wedding or shower invitations, holiday cards, thank-you notes or save-the-date announcements. They're also great for labeling brochures, marketing products and customer gifts. Compatible with laser and inkjet printers, the labels are simple to customize with sharp, clear text using free templates and designs at avery.com/templates.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A touch of class!\\n\\nReview: The Avery Pearlized Address labels are a really fun and inexpensive way to add class and distinction to packages, invitations, and even homemade product lines that you usually have to custom order from a print shop. x\\n\\nThis label, 80509 uses the standard Avery Template, 5160. I used Microsoft Word 2010, and it was easy to set this document up and print out the labels write within the program with no hassle or wrestling with the line up. I just loaded the labels, in the tray of my Epson Artisan 730 printer and pushed print had gorgeous labels for holiday packages for our client Christmas party.\\n\\nThis is definitely a product I would recommend and would use again for those special mailings and events.\",\n \"Product: Providing the Reliability Your Business Deserves\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fast set up and effortless operation!\\n\\nReview: I have had many, many printers over the years. The Canon MAXIFY MB2020 Wireless All-In-One Color Printer with Scanner is absolutely perfect for my needs because when I am printing out large documents, what has been available in other printers to me just is too slow and cumbersome. This printer holds an amazing 250 sheets of paper at a time.\\n\\nThis printer was a amazingly quick to set up in about fifteen minutes - and I blame that on my not being particularly techy at the time. I had it set up on our home wireless network in record time with few frustrations. The pairing was fast and effortless and my Windows 8, Windows XP and Windows phones all found it easily. The automated document feeder or ADF, made it really easy for me to scan documents that I needed to insert into a manuscript I am working on,\\n\\nI have not had it long enough to have to replace the ink so far, but the ink replacement prices are far more reasonable than you might expect. It costs more for me to outfit my Epson Artisan 730 than it does this machine! If you are looking for a great printer for home or small business, this one will do very well\",\n \"Product: High-contrast ink resists fading from exposure to UV, rain, snow, and even mud. From the leading name in premium permanent markers, a fade-resistant marker that withstands extreme conditions. Bold, high-contrast colors resist fading when exposed to harsh UV rays, rain, snow and mud. Fine, durable tip delivers bold color and lines on most surfaces, including plastic, glass and wood. Ideal for sporting equipment, camping gear, playground toys, water bottles and more. Includes black, blue, green, and red markers. Writes lines 0.9mm to 1.1 mm wide. Sharpie Extreme Permanent Markers, 4-Pack, Assorted Colors.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Resists fading, even under tough conditions\\n\\nReview: Works just the way you would expect a Sharpie to work, except the Sharpie Extreme Permanent Markers are resistant to fading or disappearing.\\n\\nI decided to try on one of the filters in a quick fryer we use at a local concession stand. The filter which is behind a steel plate, still needs to be cleaned at least once a week. The last one we put in had not been adequately marked as to which direction it had to go back in for correct airflow. I used the Sharpie Extreme Permanent Marker on it in order to see if it could stand up to such a challenge. After a few weeks and several cleanings, my original marks are just slightly faded. I have to say, I didn't expect it to work under such conditions, but it has.\\n\\nI have used them in other projects such as construction projects around the house, marking boxes and labels and herb jars while I am tincturing and making herbal formulas. So far, I am fairly impressed.\",\n \"Product: Get your organization's chemical labeling in compliance with the Globally Harmonized system (GHS). Avery Ultra duty GHS chemical labels are specifically designed to withstand chemicals, abrasion, sun, water and extreme temperatures. They resist tearing and scuffing, and stand up to frequent use. With high-performance adhesive, the durable labels pass the BS5609 Protocol for 90-day seawater immersion. Ideal for labeling for quart bottles, small jugs or cans. Easily customize and Print your required labels on demand using free Avery design & Print online. Take advantage of our ready-to-use free templates, or design your GHS labels step-by-step with the Avery GHS Wizard. Labels can be printed using standard sheet-fed laser printers. Customize labels with your company logo, lot numbers, barcodes or other information, and update as needed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Versatlie, Heavy-Duty Labels for Industry and Home.\\n\\nReview: Avery UltraDuty GHS Chemical labels are absolutely perfect for what I need them for. I do a lot of work with essential oils and need a label that will stay attached to the container and not peel or fade. These GHS labels were easy to set up, easy to print and because they are made of Tyvek, they won't come off easily. They are water, UV, and chemical resistant so those volatile oils are not going to ruin them if there is spillage - and inevitably when working with EOs, there almost always is!\\n\\nThese would be great for both the manufacuring setting ant the home. Avery has the templates available for download and use at www.avery.com/GHS . The address is also printed on every sheet of labels so its right there if you don't happen to remember. Just load them your laser printer and set up via your favorite word processing software to format them for how you need. The size of these labels makes them perfect to put on spray bottles that hold cleaners and other household chemicals that need to be properly labeled. If you need to write on them, the surface makes it easy for ink to adhere. Definitely well suited for manufacturing, business and home uses.\",\n \"Product: Get your organization's chemical labeling in compliance with the Globally Harmonized system (GHS). Avery Ultra duty GHS chemical labels are specifically designed to withstand chemicals, abrasion, sun, water and extreme temperatures. They resist tearing and scuffing, and stand up to frequent use. With high-performance adhesive, the durable labels pass the BS5609 Protocol for 90-day seawater immersion. Ideal for labeling for quart bottles, small jugs or cans. Easily customize and Print your required labels on demand using free Avery design & Print online. Take advantage of our ready-to-use free templates, or design your GHS labels step-by-step with the Avery GHS Wizard. Labels can be printed using standard sheet-fed laser printers. Customize labels with your company logo, lot numbers, barcodes or other information, and update as needed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Versitile, Heavy Duty Labels for Industry & Home\\n\\nReview: Avery UltraDuty GHS Chemical labels 60503 are absolutely perfect for what I need them for. I do a lot of work with essential oils and need a label that will stay attached to the container and not peel or fade. These GHS labels were easy to set up, easy to print and because they are made of Tyvek, they won't come off easily. They are water, UV, and chemical resistant so those volatile oils are not going to ruin them if there is spillage - and inevitably when working with EOs, there almost always is!\\n\\nThese would be great for both the manufacuring setting ant the home. Avery has the templates available for download and use at www.avery.com/GHS . The address is also printed on every sheet of labels so its right there if you don't happen to remember. The 3 1/2 by 5 size makes them perfect to put on spray bottles that hold cleaners and other household chemicals that need to be properly labeled.\",\n \"Product: The Mead Academie Graphite Pencil Set consists of a range of 12 degrees from soft to hard, including: 6B-B, the fluid HB, and H-5H. The hexagonal barrel offers a secure grip that allows for sweeping graphite applications and more detailed works. Perfectly portable in its secure tin case, toss it into your bag or backpack for easy transportation from location to location.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A very nice set for the price\\n\\nReview: I really had not bothered to buy a set of new pencils for myself since the days in my late teens and early 20's when I was taking portraiture classes through a local artist. I had a wide range of pencils of various hardness of lead. When I received this set via the vine, it was a real treat. Mead is one of the brands that I had used. These work very well for various effects and types of drawing.\\n\\nThe pencils come in a lovely metal case to protect them and are pre-sharpened. I have not had the issue that others have expressed in their reviews about the sharpening being inconsistent. I use a solid brass, manual sharpener from an art store rather than using the kind similar to those in school or an electric sharpener. I find that when I use the latter two types of sharpeners, I get poorer results and end up oversharpening and losing the lead. A high end, manual sharpener ends up working the best with this set.\\n\\nThe box makes it great to toss into an art box or school backpack with my sketchbook so I can take it and go. While Mead is not the top of the line, it is a good basic quality set that would be great for any young artist or hobbyist.\",\n \"Product: For tight spaces, the functionality of TRINITY wall cabinet with fold-down work surface can't be beat! it's a full-size 44W x 20.5H wall cabinet that will hold many of your garage, home, or cleaning supplies, and a work surface in one! once opened, you gain a 42.75W x 17.75D fingerprint resistant stainless steel work surface which can also double as a laptop desk.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Heavy duty versatile storage!\\n\\nReview: Trinity's Powder Coated Finish Wall Cabinet in black is heavy duty and built to last. First of all, let me say this thing is HEAVY! Hanging it on the wall is a two person job, so make sure you get help before trying to install it yourself. You will need a stud finder to mount it on your wall securely. We live in a log cabin, so when we installed it in our garage, so finding a stud wasn't necessary.\\n\\nThe front folds down with hinges on either side. The surface of the drop-down door can be used as a desk for a laptop or a work surface for craft or repair projects. The stainless steel surface was particularly nice when working with various solvents or chemicals. It wipes clean and secures in place if you want to close it again. This unit will be here and stay in place for a long time to come and would also work out perfectly in a basement or other craft area. The only downside is that there is no back on this unit, It would be better to seal it up to prevent any type of spiders or other insects out.\",\n \"Product: The StaySharp Plus Reel Mower combines patent-pending technology with superior ergonomics to deliver best-in-class cutting performance without gasoline, oil, charging, the hassle of cords or the noise created by other mowers. It features an InertiaDrive Reel for 75% more cutting power than standard reel mowers; StaySharp Cutting System to eliminate the cost and inconvenience of annual blade sharpening; and a unique grass discharge chute that throws clippings forward cleanly, away from your feet. The combination of these technologies makes the StaySharp Plus Reel Mower 40% easier to push than other reel mowers, helping you get more done with less effort.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The best push mower I've used\\n\\nReview: Over the years I have used gas powered, electric powered and push reel mowers. The Fiskars 17-inch Stay Sharp Plus push reel mower is a vast improvement over all of them. It assembles out of the box in less than fifteen minutes and you are ready to go. The height adjusts for short or high grass. Because I live in a fairly rural area where the ground tends to be rougn and uneven, getting any sort of good result from a mower of any type can be a toss-up.\\n\\nUnlike other push mowers, you don't have to struggle with the Fiskars. It cuts through grass, ground ivy and even the occassional nettle and burdock plants that want to push up through our lawn. This is the perfect solugion to homeowners who want to do what they can to reduce their carbon footprint. It also chops up the mulch really fine to help with composting! Not once was I even remotely tempted to go back to my electric or worse, my gas-powered mower. It's a sturdy, impressive mower for a great price!\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Oriole Jelly Feeder has an inverted jelly jar ensuring that your jelly is kept fresh, clean and dry. The patent pending jelly stirrer inside the bottle means that only the perfect amount of jelly will be distributed at a time. Simply turn the knob on the bottom of the tray to dispense more jelly! The purple, weatherproof bottle can hold 32 oz of grape jelly. Or, the bottle can be interchanged with most standard 32 oz jelly jars so there's no need to scoop out the jelly to fill the jar. Remember to clean your jelly feeder every few days to ensure that your orioles are receiving the freshest jelly supply.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: You might even begin to believe that pigs fly!\\n\\nReview: Before ordering the Perky-Pet 253 Oriole Jelly Wild bird Feeder, I never would have guessed that Orioles - or several other kinds of birds love grape jelly. We hung it on an old clothesline post that had been re-purposed for bird feeders and the like. Even though we live in a wooded area, it took about three hours before the birds got the idea that there was a treat waiting for them in this new feeder.\\n\\nThe first visitors were Ruby Throated Hummingbirds. The next were Least Flycatchers, Phoebes and a few Goldfinches. It was about two days before the Orioles came to feed. Within a couple of days, the birds in the area managed to empty an entire large jar of grape jelly. Right now, we are going through about a jar a week! Be advised, once the word among the birds gets out about this feeder, the bird activity will notably increase.\\n\\nThe feeder is super easy to set up. The instructions are limited to what is on the empty jar that comes with it and a cardboard insert on the tray. It does tend to get a little messy and sticky at times. The \\\"agitator\\\" on the underside of the tray helps move the jelly from the jar into the feeding tray. It helps to stir the jelly up a bit to break it a part before inserting it into the feeder. Otherwise, it may not dispense properly. The unit is made of sturdy plastic and can stand up to winds, storms and lots of birds coming to the feeder.\",\n \"Product: Perky pet pinch waist hummingbird feeder - 16oz capacity - 4 feeding ports - red, shatterproof plastic container. Easy to fill wide mouth opening. Four feeding ports with built-in bee guards. Built-in Ant Moat keeps ants away. Easy to clean base.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice, simiple feeder, great when you have other feeders around\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R2D31O65AB5LR8\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71FZLYLAq7S.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A15nCd0MHuS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> This is only the third hummingbird feeder I have had. So far, it works very well.\\n\\nThe pinch neck 16 oz. Feeder will hold a great deal of nectar for the birds. The unit comes with a packet of product that fills the unit a little less than half full.\\n\\nThe Perky Pet hummingbird feeder is made int he USA, is incredibly easy to assemble and disassemble and to fill. I definitely prefer glass feeders rather than those made of plastic as this one is.\\n\\nFor the price it isn't bad. The construction does leave a little to be desired. It comes with one S-hook to hang it out-of-doors. The problem that the bit of plastic at the top of the feeder that the S hook attaches to is very thin plastic. One good wind or having it bumped by someone or even a larger bird, could break it off easily. The same goes for the \\\"perches\\\" that go around the reservoir - these are also very thin.\\n\\nThe flowers at each of the four feeding ports have built in bee guards to keep bees out. The nice thing about this feeder is that it doesn't lea like a a similar feeder has done. I would recommend it especially to for in shaded areas such as porches or below decks or in shade trees. The plastic and its contents might not be so great in more sunny locations. You will also need to buy more product than is included for making the nectar. The packet only makes up 8 oz of product and the birds were able to empty this in a couple of days.\",\n \"Product: Enjoy stress-free walks in the park with your dog, and help train your pet at the same time. The Gentle Leader Head collar is designed to let you communicate with your dog in a way he instinctively understands. It removes his natural tendency to pull on the leash by placing gentle pressure on calming points and eliminating uncomfortable pressure on the throat. No pain is involved, and the humane Gentle Leader never chokes. By reducing your pet's desire to pull away, the head collar helps combat lunging, jumping, excessive barking, and aggression. The supple nylon straps apply pressure at the back of the neck and front of the throat. It is not a muzzle, and your pet can use his mouth to eat, drink, bark, fetch, and pant. Ideal for dogs up to 5-pound and 8 weeks or older. Can be worn up to 18 hours per day. Includes easy-to-follow fitting instructions, abbreviated training guide, and comprehensive training DVD. Also converts to a regular collar after your dog's training is complete.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If you have a dog that is a puller, you need this collar!\\n\\nReview: We have been using the Gentle Leader by PetSafe for one of our Labrador Retrievers. She came to us through a shelter and had a real tendency to pull on the leash. The Gentle Leader ended that, and made walking her a joy! When a friend got a Malamute puppy who had the same habit, I got this as a gift for him. He has also been pleasantly surprised in handling a very large and strong dog who might have been uncontrollable on any other type of leash. There is no longer any need for an uncomfortable spike or other types of collars that can hurt an animal unnecessarily.\\n\\nThe only caveat is to watch the video and to make sure to make the adjustments to the leader that it recommends. These make it most effective and can also help to ensure that you don't hurt your pet.\",\n \"Product: Enjoy stress-free walks in the park with your dog, and help train your pet at the same time. The Gentle Leader Head collar is designed to let you communicate with your dog in a way he instinctively understands. It removes his natural tendency to pull on the leash by placing gentle pressure on calming points and eliminating uncomfortable pressure on the throat. No pain is involved, and the humane Gentle Leader never chokes. By reducing your pet's desire to pull away, the head collar helps combat lunging, jumping, excessive barking, and aggression. The supple nylon straps apply pressure at the back of the neck and front of the throat. It is not a muzzle, and your pet can use his mouth to eat, drink, bark, fetch, and pant. Ideal for dogs up to 5-pound and 8 weeks or older. Can be worn up to 18 hours per day. Includes easy-to-follow fitting instructions, abbreviated training guide, and comprehensive training DVD. Also converts to a regular collar after your dog's training is complete.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If you have a dog that is a puller, you need this collar!\\n\\nReview: We have been using the Gentle Leader by PetSafe for one of our Labrador Retrievers. She came to us through a shelter and had a real tendency to pull on the leash. The Gentle Leader ended that, and made walking her a joy! When a friend got a Malamute puppy who had the same habit, I got this as a gift for him. He has also been pleasantly surprised in handling a very large and strong dog who might have been uncontrollable on any other type of leash. There is no longer any need for an uncomfortable spike or other types of collars that can hurt an animal unnecessarily.\\n\\nThe only caveat is to watch the video and to make sure to make the adjustments to the leader that it recommends. These make it most effective and can also help to ensure that you don't hurt your pet.\",\n \"Product: Chuckit!'s Ultra Squeaker Ball grabs dogs' interest for engaging games of fetch, encouraging dogs to leap and chase. The Chuckit! squeaker ball features a built-in squeaker that makes fun noises during fetch, attracting pets' interest for added excitement. Featuring a high-bounce rubber construction, these strong dog toys enhance the game of fetch and promote healthy exercise for dogs. The ball's smooth rubber surface resists dirt and slobber and is easy to wipe clean. The rubber material also makes the balls durable dog toys for aggressive chewers. The bright orange and blue design grabs dogs' attention in the air and can be easily spotted in tall grass or on water, making them excellent dog pool toys. Available in three sizes ranging from small to large, a wide range of dogs enjoy fetch with the Chuckit! Ultra Squeaker Ball. Two-packs are available in select sizes for pet parents to keep an extra ball on hand during fetch. The Chuckit! Ultra Ball Squeaker Ball is compatible with a variety of Chuckit! Launchers, enhancing fetch with slobber-free pickup and long-distance throws.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Durable with a great squeak and high bounce!\\n\\nReview: Our Chocolate Labrador Girl, Marissa, is pretty picky about her toys. She has really taken a shine to the Chckit Chuckit Ultra Squeaker Ball and it's stood up to the kind of punishment Labs are famous for.\\n\\nMy only complaint was that when ordering this from Vine, it was delayed longer than the delivery time that was estimated on the order. Marissa was pretty excited about the prospect of getting a new toy, but was sorely disappointed when it didn't get here on time. Any parent can tell you that explaining these kinds of things to a child - even our furred children , can be difficult.\\n\\nWhen it finally arrived, Marissa was overjoyed! The squeaker was loud and the bounce was high enough to keep her interested. We've had other balls in the past, such as one made by Kong that was too hard on her sensitive mouth. Marissa will play with whomever will throw her ball to her pretty much till she's tuckered out. As shown in the picture, she is taking a break after play time on the deck.\",\n \"Product: The Rubbermaid Commercial Tool Box is constructed from industrial-strength structural polyethylene foam. Rubbermaid Commercial Tool Boxes are easy to clean and low-maintenance. The tool box won't dent, peel, chip, or rust. It is both water- and impact-resistant. These tool boxes feature a removable tray for extra storage. It latches with a heavy-duty, rust-resistant metal latch and can be padlocked if needed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A great big tool box!\\n\\nReview: Make no mistake, this toolbox is HUGE! I honestly was not expecting something this large. It's a tough, well made toolbox with secure latches. Open it up and you have two trays in the top section. I was able to fit the entire contents of my large toolbox in it, containers of screws, and still have room to spare!\\n\\nIn the bottom section, I was able to fit my circular saw, cordless drill, hammers, and three fifty foot electrical cords on spools and there is stll more room! I didn't really have a chance to test to see if it was water proof / resistant. Unloaded it was fairly light. Filled up with all of my stuff, it definitely needs two people But it is a nice secure place to put the tools I use the most and gets them stowed and in a central location.\",\n \"Product: Renew your home or office decor with this compact-fluorescent desk lamp. This 14-inch tall desk lamp will be the perfect match for your home office or business. It features an adjustable and flexible 9.25-inch gooseneck arm, to help ensure that the light goes exactly where you need it. Operation is simple, turn on just by flipping the on/off switch conveniently located on the 10-inch shade. A 9.75 inch wide oval durable plastic base makes it steady and firm to your desk. This compact-fluorescent desk lamp simulates the brightness of sunlight, giving a comfortable, bright, and clear lighting that's easy on your eyes, reducing eye straining, and making it ideal for reading, computer use and other tasks.. Includes a plug-in 27-watt four-pin compact-fluorescent bulb, meaning that it will last 10 times longer than a standard incandescent bulb, with a lifespan of 10,000 hours and a brightness equivalent to a 100-watt incandescent bulb.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Basic black desk lamp with no frills\\n\\nReview: Home Design's 14 inch tall, flouresecent lamp has a heavy base for overall stability. It's smart and simple and will fit in most places but may not be the best choice in some areas. It easily illuminates the 6x4 ft drafting table in my office with a warm, low-glare light that is similar to sunlight. The light was great when I was working both on detailed jewelry making as well as office work.\\n\\nThere were a couple of things that made it not quite what I had hoped. First, when I initially took it out of the box, the on-off switch was not in a spot you would think it would be, so it took a bit of fumbling to find. The other thing is that the profile made it not quite able to fit onto another desk that I have in another part of the house. The neck is bendable for the most part, however, it was still a little less than ideal.\\n\\nEDIT: It is useful to order an extra bulb. I accidently knocked my lamp over when I was rearranging my office and the bulb broke. I looked locally for a new bulb, and while they are not all that expensive, I found that Amazon was the only place I could find the replacement bulb.\",\n \"Product: The TCP RSL232841W shop light is perfect for Shining bright light on your work spaces. Our shop light comes with two 4100K 4Ft T8 lamps that provide a bright white color when lit which is perfect for detailed work. The TCP RSL232841W has a standard plug for easy installation without Wiring. For use with standard 120V.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The lamp is alright - the instructions leave a lot to be desired.\\n\\nReview: For what it is and the price that it is being offered at, the TCP 32W T8 Shop Light with two lamps does what it should. The lamps fire up fairly quickly, and it illuminates an area in my basement craft room that was lacking light.\\n\\nThere were a few issues that I had with this light. First of all, the instructions were barely adequate. They were printed on thin paper so the ink bled through, making the very tiny print hard to read. If you're over 40, like me, you are going to need reading glasses or a magnifying glass.\\n\\nUnder the section \\\"Preparation\\\", the instructions advise to check and see that all parts are present and check it against the parts contents list. There is no list of contents anywhere in the instructions. Most of the space on the instruction sheet is devoted to troubleshooting and there really are no instructions but rather do's and don'ts written in English, French, and Spanish.\\n\\nThe two sections of chain, two S hooks and the string cord are found under the reflector. You will need a screwdriver to get it off. My reflector was a bit of a struggle to get on and off. Be aware that the metal bends easily. When putting the reflector back in place, aligning it to get the screws back in can be a bit of a challenge.\\n\\nI was personally disappointed in the weight of both the chain and the S hooks. While the lamp is not heavy, I don't think that the chain is not long enough or substantial enough to withstand wear for very long. The S hooks about half of the gauge steel that I would choose to use on a lamp that is being suspended from the ceiling. Luckily, I had a bit of chain on hand that was much heavier and used it instead.\\n\\nThe cord measures exactly 50\\\" - not 5 feet as specified. That's fine. There is an outlet close to where I put it so it isn't an issue for me. It might be a problem for someone else, however.\\n\\nIf you want a good solution to solve small lighting issues, this lamp is alright for the price paid. I would, however, go for a different type of light in heavier use applications.\",\n \"Product: The color spectrum LED desk lamp with USB is the next step in our color changing family. The sleek, streamlined base Glows in the color of your choice. Select whatever color you'd prefer to see on the base by using the touch activated controls. Or if you're in the mood, have the color cycle through the 256-color spectrum\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Lamp That Lends Itself to a Small Space\\n\\nReview: The OttLite Color Spectrum LED desk lamp is just the kind of unit you will want to have in either a small space, a kid's room, craft room or anywhere you need a small directional light. The neck is flexible to get in close with three different modes of brightness for those close-in pieces of handwork or hard-to-read things. We placed ours on a table in our living room and it's just what we need.\\n\\nThe LED spectrum light at the base is very nice. you can set it to your favourite colour to match the room decor or set it to cycle through the entire spectrum of colors. The nice thing is that you can set it to where you don't use the white light above and can just enjoy the colours or vice versa. The LED is goes from a cool, bright outdoor light at it's brightest point and a warmer light at the lower two ends of brightness.\",\n \"Product: PORTER-CABLE PCC792LA 20V MAX Cordless Lithium 16GA Straight Finish Nailer Kit is driven by 100% battery power, which eliminates need for a compressor, hose or costly gas cartridges. The motor design provides consistent firing power into various materials (baseboard, crown moldings, cabinet assembly) and assorted climate conditions. This 16GA Straight Finish Nailer has a fastener length capacity of 1\\\" to 2-1/2\\\" and a magazine capacity of 100 nails. It also features multiple tool free settings that provide increased productivity and user safety and it has multi functional dual LED lights function for workspace illumination and error indication. The unit's lightweight and optimal center of gravity provide user comfort in multiple positions. Backed by PORTER-CABLE'S 3-Year Limited Warranty. Kit includes: PCC792 Nailer, PCC680L Battery, PCC691L Charger.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for mouldings, baseboards and cabinetry.\\n\\nReview: The Porter Cable PCC7921A 20V MAX Cordless Litium 16 GA straight finish nailer kit is a great cordless nailer. At 16GA, it will work for most jobs around the house where you need minmal / finish nailing done. This is my first experience with a nailer and I have to say I am pretty impressed. I love the fact that it is cordless, however, with just one battery, having to stop in the middle of a job to wait for the unit to recharge is frustrating. Most of my cordless tools have come with two packs included with the set. If you want this particular unit, spring for the extra battery pack.\\n\\nThe most frustrating part of this tool were the instructions. I had to get the help of a more tool-savvy friend to walk me through it. Otherwise, a very sturdy and useful tool. I used it to re-attach the rustic baseboard trim that needed to be lowered in our master bedroom. The project went very swiftly and it looks great!\",\n \"Product: The IRWIN Tools 8-in-1 ratcheting screwdriver features the most commonly used screwdriver bits in 1 convenient tool to save time and get jobs done fast. Including #1 and #2 Phillips screwdrivers, 1/4\\\" slotted screwdriver/flat head screwdriver, #2 square, T25, and 1/4\\\", 3/8\\\", and 5/16\\\" nut drivers in one multi-driver means not having to search through your tool box or drawer to find the right tool for multiple jobs. Compatible with standard double-ended power bits and insert bits, it makes lost bits easy to replace, while the 3-Zone Comfort Grip provides more control with low, high, and no-texture zones for greater torque.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Versatile for everyday jobs\\n\\nReview: This is the first Irwin too that I've owned and I am pretty impressed! So many times I've wished that someone would be smart enough to make a screwdriver that was magnetic and could hold the screw in place without falling down. This one fits the bill perfectly! The grip is textured and fits comfortably in your hand. It's designed for a lifetime of use around the house and in the shop.\\n\\nThis tool comes with five bits included. Unfortunately, however, there is no storage included with the tool for those bits. That means you're on your own to find something to put them in. For me, the fit perfectly in a small tin that once held breath mints. It also accepts bits from your power drill, so that's a really nice feature.\",\n \"Product: 25 Different 2\\\" Ducks, no duplicates. The picture in this listing is NOT the ducks you will receive. This is just a picture of the ducks that may be included. Your lot of 25 ducks may include Holidays, Occupations and many different themes. This is a RANDOM assortment of ducks.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not the greatest, but hey, they're rubber duckies!\\n\\nReview: I bought this set of rubber duckies for a presentation that I did for my public speaking class. They were a bit slow in arriving. I was afraid I would have to buy them locally because the package barely arrived in time. These duckies are rather small-ish, you get repeats of some of the designs, and they really don't float very well. I think they would be great for amusing toddlers or as part favors, but that's about it. It was a good deal for the price, except for shipping - which is becoming more and more the case these days of higher fuel prices, etc. I am used to having Amazon Prime and not having to pay shipping. So, when the item is only available from external sellers that charge currernt rates of shipping, it pushed the item a little higher than I wanted to spend.\",\n \"Product: Jack Canfield reveals the simple set of rules for success that led him to become the multi-million copy bestselling author of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, and shows how anyone can follow these principles to achieve their own dreams. / Greater levels of performance and achievement are attainable by anyone. This book offers the proven self-empowerment tools and time-tested performance strategies that are the basis for personal and professional success. / Jack Canfield has become the author of over 50 best-selling books by following these principles -- here he reveals how they can help you to take on greater challenges, produce break-through results and achieve undreamed of success. / With the Ten-Step Action Plan you will learn how to: -- Take responsibility for your life -- Set goals and manage time -- Invest in developing knowledge and core skills -- Face up to what isn't working and stay motivated -- Focus on your unique abilities -- Transcend other people's limiting opinions and much more. / Decide what you want, believe you deserve it and practise the principles, and with these powerful new habits you can experience astonishing opportunities and extraordinary results in all aspects of your life, from your career to your relationships.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best of the Best!\\n\\nReview: I was introduced to the work of Jack Canfield long after Chicken Soup for the Soul came on the scene. In fact, I was in rather a bit of resistance to Canfield's work because I thought it would be all about warm fuzzies. Not true! This book has some of the most practical advice of really making effective change in life, and not just for adults, but for young people as well. Jack Canfield uses his experiences asan educator, a psychologist and a someone who was mentored by W. Clement Stone to create a book that is phenomenal! I have bought this book as gifts for my son, my bosses, and I would go as far as to say if this book was required reading in school, we would definitely have increased self-esteem, creativity and drive coming out of our schools and into the workfroce. I cannot recommend this book enough. Also, consider getting the Audio Recording as well. You will listen to it over and over again!\",\n \"Product: Paperback. Pub Date :2013-05-23 Pages: 432 Language:. English Julius Caesar has been assassinated A nation is in mourning Revenge will be bloody.Romes great hero Julius Caesar has been brutally murdered by his most trusted allies While these.. self-appointed Liberatores seek refuge in the senate. they have underestimated one man: Caesars adopted son Octavian. a man whose name will echo through history as Augustus Caesar.Uniting with his great rival Mark Antony. Octavian will stop at nothing to seek retribution from the traitors and avenge his fathers death. His greatest hatred is reserved for Brutus. Caesars childhood friend and greatest ally. now leader of the conspirators.As the people take to the streets of Rome. the Liberatores must face their fate. Some flee the city ; others will not escape mob justice Not a single one will die a natural death And the reckoning will co...\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: I was expecting more\\n\\nReview: Conn Iggulden has written a novel or a series of novels about one of history's most important and tumultuous eras - when Julius Caesar brought together what would later become the Roman Empire.\\n\\nAt the beginning, Caesar is dead, Brutus and Cassius view themselves as heroes somehow. Octavian is grief-stricken and does not act like the man who would later become Caesar Augustus and be master of the known world. While it is clear that Iggulden has done his research, he takes, I think, too much liberty to move the players in those events around in improbable ways. It is very unlikely, for example, that Cleopatra (who appears only minimally in the book) would have never introduced Ptolemy Caesar or Caesarion to Julius Caesar. Historical accounts place her in Rome at the time of Julius Caesar's assassination and it is quite likely that Prince Caesarion was there with her as well. Her presence in Rome, according to historical accounts of Cicero, who liked neither Caesar or Cleopatra, was an embarrassment. None of that was really gone into at all except in passing mention in Brutus' thoughts.\\n\\nThe novel was ok, however, I had a hard time with it knowing what I know historically and the fact that Inggulden just is not a very engaging storyteller for me. These are incredibly important events, and there were over 60 conspirators in the death of Caesar. The complexities and interpersonal relationsips of the major players are not well executed. I may, out of curiosity check out earlier books in this series. This one, however was a bit of a disappointment.\",\n \"Product: Has edited over two dozen feature films for such companies as 20th Century Fox, New Line, Lorimar and LionsGate. He has also edited documentaries and reality-based shows from National Geographic to Playboy. His work has appeared in theaters worldwide as well as on HBO, National Geographic Channel, PBS, Starz and Showtime. Mr. Rosenberg's feature work has spanned most genres, including the Jack Nicholson comedy Man Trouble, Mannequin: On the Move, Moving Violations, Totally Blonde, Mac and Me, The Convent, the cult thrillers Poison Ivy 3 with Jaime Pressly and Body Count with Alyssa Milano, the dramas Horseplayer and Made in Heaven, and the Christmas classic, Prancer. He has also headed post production for Live Entertainment (now Artisan/Lions Gate) and produced the TV pilot The Blue Light with Ernest Borgnine for Keenan Films. Mr. Rosenberg teaches a wide range of editing classes at UCLA Extension, including courses he developed on film doctoring and understanding genre, \\\"Fix It in Post and \\\"Editing the Genre Film. His other courses include: \\\"The Art and Craft of Film Editing, \\\"The Aesthetic Choice: Understanding Motion Picture Editing (online and classroom), \\\"The Advanced Filmmakers Workshop (post-production), and several hands-on workshops. His guest speakers, some of whom appear in this book, have included Conrad Buff (Titanic), Richard Chew (Star Wars), Arthur Coburn (Spiderman), William Goldenberg (National Treasure), Bruce Green (Princess Diaries), Richard Pearson (Quantum of Solace), and Jon Poll (Austin Powers trilogy). Mr. Rosenberg also teaches production, post production and an extensive variety of editing workshops at the Art Institute of California, the Independent Filmmakers Bootcamp, and the Learning Annex. He consistently receives top praise from students and department chairs. Mr. Rosenberg has extensive writing experience. He's written for documentaries and reality TV. His short stories appear in numerous literary journals, including The MacGuffin, Foliate Oak and First Class. His screenplays, Stan and Mary Take a Wife and The Blue Light, have been optioned and produced for film and television, respectively. Recently, he won the award for Most Outstanding Fiction at the Southern California Writers Conference.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: You don't have to be a film professional to benefit from this book\\n\\nReview: One of the most egregious sins on the vast majority of videos that are placed on YouTube and other sites is that they look amateurish or if the footage is good, but the editing is choppy, or unimpresssive. The digital media revolution has made the technology move at an incredible rate but it has also made the tools to make good edits more easily accessible to everyone. John Rosenberg wrote \\\"The Healthy Edit\\\" not just with film students and professionals in mind, but consumers and independent filmmakers that want a professional looking edit.\\n\\nThe book is filled with recent examples of recent films as well as other films throughout film history. It talks about how editing was done in the past but hones in how editors, directors and independent filmmakers can use tools like Final Cut Pro and Avid and get professional looking results. There are a list of ills you can fix in the editing process such as bad acting, continuity issues, character arc issues, poor pacing. Rosenberg evne goes over how to mprove a film's genre expectations and structure through the editing process.\\n\\nWhether you are a film student or just a hobby-enthusiast, \\\" The Healthy Edit\\\" has something for everyoe.\",\n \"Product: Randy Ingermanson is the award-winning author of six novels and the best-selling book Writing Fiction for Dummies. He earned a PhD in theoretical physics from UC Berkeley and is known around the worlds as the Snowflake Guy in honor of his magically powerful Snowflake Method. Randy lives in the Pacific Northwest with his wife and daughters, where he attends to the needs of three surly and demanding cats. Visit Randy at AdvancedFictionWriting.com.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: I'll take a pass on the Goldilocks metaphor, thanks.\\n\\nReview: I rarely return a Kindle book for any reason - and I have seen some pretty bad ones over the last few years. This one went back .\\n\\nTo start, Randy Ingermanson uses fairy tale characters to tell how to use the snowflake method and it is nothing short of patronizing. He could have found a much easier way of giving writing advice than metaphorically using characters from Goldilocks and the Three Bears. If he had used it only in the introduction, or even a chapter or two, that would have been alright. However, having the entire book written this way was not exactly helpful. It was not at all what I expected in books of advice on writing.\\n\\nIt was far easier to do a web search on what the Snowflake method of novel writing was online and have it explained in a far more clear and concise manner.\",\n \"Product: John Randolph Price is an internationally known lecturer and bestselling author who has devoted over 30 years to researching the philosophic mysteries of ancient wisdom.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Price emphasises what he has said in other books\\n\\nReview: They say that the human subconscious must hear a message over and over again until it takes root in the consciousness and becomes a habit. John Randolph Price has put together a nice little tome that really draws, from what I can see, about six or seven of his previous works. It is a nice synopsis book, but if you are like me, and have read and enjoyed Price's work over the years, you realize that he has said it all before and with a little more detail than you can find in this small volume.\\n\\nHowever, I will say that in re-reading the volume years later, I found much more about it that I was ready to hear. The principles are sound and while you may find bits and pieces in his other works, this one applies it to the idea of inner and outer alchemy.\",\n \"Product: Dorothea Warren Fox lived in New Fairfield, Connecticut. She wrote and illustrated one other book for children, Follow Me the Leader. Dorothea also illustrated many others including Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care. Her artwork appeared in Parents Magazine, Baby Talk, The Saturday Evening Post, Life, Collier's, and Good Housekeeping. She died at age 85 in 1999.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the most beloved children's books EVER!\\n\\nReview: I remember this book when I was in kindergarten. All of my siblings and I adored the story of Miss Twiggly, her dog Puss and the bears and it had been one of our absolute favorites. With the passage of time, we lost the book through various moves. It had gone out of print and was going to be expensive to replace let alone read to our own children. Thank goodness this beloved book is back in print and even available for the Kindle.\\n\\nThe story is absolutely delightful and really delivers a message about understanding, community unity and pulling together in spite of our differences. This, in my view, is exactly the kind of message we need to be passing along to kids of all ages. In spite of this book having been written 500-odd years ago, the telling and the message are both timeless.\\n\\nThe downsides of the Kindle version is you do have to read it in landscape orientation and I was unable to size the images / page. That might prove frustrating for younger readers or adults who are trying to read the story to kids or grandkids. I will most probably be getting an actual print version of this book so I can pass it along.\",\n \"Product: Book by Wanless, James\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My favorite tarot deck!\\n\\nReview: Make no mistake, the Voyager Tarot deck by Dr. James Wanless is different from any other tarot deck you have encountered. Rather than the traditional Rider-Waite Illustrations, the deck uses a collage of images that helps users connect with the cards by a series of photographic symbols. The traditional suits of the minor arcana are divided up into Crystals, Worlds, Cups and Wands.\\n\\nThis deck first came out when I was learning the tarot more than thirty years ago. Back then I was put off by the intensity of the images and just how \\\"chaotic\\\" that they felt. Later on, the deck really grew on me and now, other than Clive Barrett's Ancient Egyptian Tarot, this is the deck I use almost exclusively. The interpretations of the cards really can help you go beyond the fortune telling aspects of the tarot and help make the cards into life-changing positive life changing tools for growth and insight.\\n\\nDr. Wanless has a very thorough knowledge of the tarot and his mentor was none other than the late Angeles Arien, who was also a master teacher of tarot. Wanless makes the cards accessible, freindly and a whole lot less scary by getting rid of most of the gloom and doom that far too many tarot decks have attached to them. While this deck does have the usual included little guidebook, and even that is more detailed than most, consider purchasing the companion book, \\\"Voyager Tarot: The Way of the Great Oracle\\\". There is even more detail with exercises and interpretations that are truly unique.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":64,"string":"64"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1364,"string":"1,364"}}},{"rowIdx":1365,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1EBV706Z2AM38"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"An actor, Paul Orman, is accidentally told that his new, custom made tail coat has been cursed and it will bring misfortune to all who wear it. As the 4 succeeding wearers of the coat discover, misfortune can often lead to truth.\". The summary of the review text is \"A Very Interesting And Very Unusual Time Piece\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This movie is comprised of a series of vignettes having little in common expect a black evening jacket. There are several major stars playing in various stories. Personally I found the story involving a character portrayed Charles Laughton to be my favorite. Charles Laughton was very compelling, as I have often found him. Similarly, Edward G. Robinson was his unusual great professional self. I am a great fan of both Henry Fonda and Ginger Rogers and they also appear and are great.\n\nOn the other hand, it must be remembered that this movie was made before the modern civil rights movement gained traction. There is a story that involves African Americans that while artistically compelling, is full of stereotypes that one may find offensive. I find scenes such as this to provide fuel for contemplation. Paul Robeson stars in this vignette. Paul Robeson is an extremely well educated and talented African American actor who was consistently placed in stereotypical roles. This movie is a prime example of this.\n\nI am glad I had the opportunity to see this movie. It is well worth seeing for any fan of Hollywood History. Thank You..."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This movie is comprised of a series of vignettes having little in common expect a black evening jacket. There are several major stars playing in various stories. Personally I found the story involving a character portrayed Charles Laughton to be my favorite. Charles Laughton was very compelling, as I have often found him. Similarly, Edward G. Robinson was his unusual great professional self. I am a great fan of both Henry Fonda and Ginger Rogers and they also appear and are great.\n\nOn the other hand, it must be remembered that this movie was made before the modern civil rights movement gained traction. There is a story that involves African Americans that while artistically compelling, is full of stereotypes that one may find offensive. I find scenes such as this to provide fuel for contemplation. Paul Robeson stars in this vignette. Paul Robeson is an extremely well educated and talented African American actor who was consistently placed in stereotypical roles. This movie is a prime example of this.\n\nI am glad I had the opportunity to see this movie. It is well worth seeing for any fan of Hollywood History. Thank You..."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Yankee Doodle Dandy is a 1942 American biographical musical film about George M. Cohan, known as \"The Man Who Owned Broadway\". It stars James Cagney.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Great Musical From The World War II Era\n\nReview: This is just a great movie. It was made in the early parts of World War II when the country needed upbeat movies. James Cagney acts and dances incredibly well. Joan Leslie is a great young supporting actress. James Cagney's actual sister plays his sister in this movie. This movie is another \"must see\" for a viewer seeking pure entertainment or studying Hollywood history. In the event that it matters, it is NOT an accurate biography of George M. Cohan.\n\nThis movie is very patriotic. It was released in early 1942, a few months after Pearl Harbor and a dark time for America.\n\nJames Cagney was awarded and Oscar for this performance. If one is interested in the range of James Cagney as an actor, I would recommend watching this movie and then watching \"White Heat\". Thank You...","Product: A dramatized account of the role of the American PT Boats in the defense of the Philippines in World War II.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Excellent World, War II era, John Ford Movie\n\nReview: This is a World War II era movie about the U.S. Defense of the Philippines at the beginning of World War II, and the men who created PT Boats. It was directed by John Ford who had a close professional releationshp with John Wayne. The movie is loosely based on real U. S. Navy servicemen. If one knows the history of the Japanese invasion of the Philipines, one knows where this movie is headed. I have no desire to spoil this viewing experience...\n\nRobert Montgomery, John Wayne, and Danna Reed all appear at in this movie and are excellent. Robert Montgomery served in the U.S, Navy in World War II. This movie was not made until the end of World War II. As an aside, Robert Montgomery is the father of Elizabeth Montgomery who, I think, was most famous as starring in \"Bewitched\".\n\nDonna Reed plays a female leading role in this movie. This is one of my personal favorite roles that she played, along with \"It's A Wonderful Life\". Her character attends a dinner in the Philippines during war time as the only female guest. She is treated in a courtly manner, which includes being entertained by ballads by enlisted men. This scene puts me in mind of another John Ford / John Wayne movie Rio Grande wherein the lady entertained is Maureen O'Hara.\n\nJohn Wayne plays a compassionate Naval Officer who recites a poem for fallen warriors at a funeral. He developes a friendship with Donna Reed's character, who is a nurse. The movie accurately portrays the vicissitudes of war. There is gallantry, accompanied by suffering, personal loss, and the fate of loved ones that remains unknown.\n\nAs a work of art, I enjoy this movie very much and have viewed it more than once. Thank You...","Product: It's the hope that sustains the spirit of every GI: the dream of the day when he will finally return home. For three WWII veterans, the day has arrived. But for each man, the dream is about to becomea nightmare. Captain Fred Derry (Dana Andrews) is returning to a loveless marriage; Sergeant Al Stephenson (Fredric March) is a stranger to a family that's grown up without him; and young sailor Homer Parrish (Harold Russell) is tormented by the loss of his hands. Can these three men find the courage to rebuild their world? Or are the best years of their lives a thing of the past? Featuring a brilliant cast that includes Myrna Loy and Virginia Mayo, this postwar classic garnered* seven Oscars(r), including Best Picture. Heart-wrenching, touching and \"filled with emotional dynamite\" (The Hollywood Reporter), it remains \"one of the best films about war veterans ever made\" (American Movie Classics). *1946: Director, Actor, Supporting Actor, Writing/Screenplay, Film Editing, Music/Scoring of a Dramatic or Comedy Picture\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Great Movie\n\nReview: This movie is an incredible work of art. It is the story of three World War II veterans returning from their service to their common home town. These veterans have to cope with a diverse array of issues including physical disability, psychological issues, marital issues and alcoholism.\n\nI have been looking at recent reviews about this movie. Many seem to suggest that the movie is slow moving. It makes me think that my perceptions may be dated. Time marches on. I absolutely feel this is one of the finest movies ever made. The cast is very powerful. Frederick March and Myrna Loy are great Hollywood stars. The musical score is great. This movie was awarded nine academy awards.\n\nI do not question modern tastes, It causes me to engage in introspection. So I try to analyze the diverse perceptions. The movie was made just after World War II. Perhaps modern viewers may not relate to these stars. Perhaps the movie is not exciting by modern standards. I think there is little need for special effects in this movie.\n\nI personally find the movie profoundly moving. I suppose it is true drama rather than entertainment. It is also an important work of movie history. If an individual is interested in film making history I think this movie is a \"must see\". Thank You...","Product: One of Bogey's best movie. If you are a Bogey fan, then you want this movie for your collection.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great Classic With Iconic Cast and Director\n\nReview: This movie is almost as good as a movie can be, especially for a student / fan of Hollywood history. The movie has a \"hall of fame\" director, John Huston. Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn are two of the greatest Hollywood icons ever. The movie was nominated for numerous academy awards. Humphrey Bogart was awarded and academy award for this work.\n\nThe movie is based on a book of the same name by C. S. Forester. The book is also very good and has some significant differences. It is not a lengthy book and I enjoyed reading it.\n\nThe film was shot on the continent of Africa. Much of it is extremely realistic. In case one cares, the actual boat is now located in Key Largo, Florida, the location of another film by Humphrey Bogart, and is available for viewing. Thank You...","Product: Enemy Below [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1957] 6301662954\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Excellent 1950s Era American War Movie, Based On British Novel\n\nReview: This is a really excellent movie about a fictional encounter between an American destroyer and a German submarine. The movie depicts a \"chess match\" type encounter between the two captains. The movie stars Robert Mitchum. It is directed by Dick Powell. It is one of my personal favorite movies about World War II.\n\nThe movie is based on a novel authored by a British author who was an actual British naval officer in charge of escorting shipping in World War II. The novel depicts a British warship and crew in a similar encounter with a German submarine. The novel is food, not great. Generally I like books bette than the movies that are hey inspire. This is not the case here. I prefer the movie. However I completely respect the author of the novel.","Product: America's favorite all-time detectives in a surprise filled blend of mystery!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Witty Murder Mystery - The Second Thin Man Movie\n\nReview: This is the 1936 sequel to the original Thin Man Movie. The setting is San Francisco as opposed to New York. The holiday is New Years as opposed to Christmas. William Powell and Myrna Loy co star once again. The movie features a very early role for James Stewart.\n\nThe movie is very witty. I tend not to like sequels. This movie is an exception and I like it better than the original Thin Man movie. The two movies do not really depend on each other and this movie can be viewed as a stand alone movie.\n\nThe movie is dated in style. Primarily I enjoy it as a piece of Hollywood History. As is true for many movies from this period there is some ethnic stereotyping that a modern viewer may find not consistent with their values. Thank You...","Product: Cover is a little worn, but tape still plays great\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Powerful Drama - A \"Must See\" For A Student of Hollywood History\n\nReview: This is a gripping drama that portrays the seething rage of some American Youth. James Dean, Natalie Wood, and Sal Mineo were great actors and stars. James Dean died very young just after this movie was made. Natalie Wood was a child star. Although a modern viewer may find it somewhat stylistically dated, it is nonetheless an excellent, iconic drama.\n\nThis movie was from the 1950s when American Middle Class society was being portrayed as homogenized. Conformance was the order of the day. The movie \"The Blackboard Jungle\" was produced at about the same time. These movies seem to at the vanguard of the social unrest of the 1960s. This is a great movie. I love this movie and I hate it at the same time.","Product: The Longest Day [VHS]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Somewhat Dated But A Very Entertaining Movie - The Book Is Even Better!\n\nReview: The art of movie making inevitable continues to evolve and mostly improves. Therefore, I think that some older movies need to be appreciated for the artistic efforts that they are. I agree with another review that I read here, that the scene of Omaha Beach in \"Saving Private Ryan\" was a much more realistic scene than this in \"The Longest Day\". But I stil greatly enjoyed that part of th movie and the movie as a whole.\n\nThe cast itself is one of the greatest casts ever assembled. One could spend years just studying the lives and artistic careers of the cast. John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Henry Fonda, Richard Burton, Shawn Connery, and on and on, holy cow... I am not a true Hollywood historian, I just play one on Amazon, but I truly cannot name another movie with this number of iconic actors.\n\nThe movie is not simply one ongoing story. Rather it is a series of stories about D Day that progress parallel to each other. The action shifts from story to story. It easily holds my attention although it is a long movie.\n\nOne of my hobbies is comparing and contrasting movies with the literature upon which they are based. I recently read the book, The Longest Day. That is why I again watched the movie and am now writing this review. As I understand it, Cornelius Ryan, the author participated in the screen play for the movie. As much as I enjoyed the movie, I liked the book more. (Yes, I have no life...)\n\nThank You...","Product: VHS Tape\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An Enjoyable Time Piece \"Drive In\" Movie\n\nReview: This is a movie starring Ray Milland and Frankie Avalon. It is also directed by Ray Milland. It is from 1962 and was shot in black and white. It is a story about survival after an atomic attack. It is a fun movie experience.\n\nThis movie puts me in mind of the kind of movie I went to see at a drive in when I was youth. Movies like this would part of a double feature. In my mind it is an above average \"B\" movie. The special effects are strictly average. Firearm safety is nonexistent.\n\nThe movie, of course, is fiction. However, there are some strange coincidences that occur that makes the movie even more unbelievable. What made the movie most enjoyable to me is the time piece aspect of the movie. The vehicles, of course, are from the 1950s and the early 1960s. The towns outside Los Angeles are amazingly rustic.\n\nThis is a fun movie for a fan of the 1950s and 1960s. Thank You...","Product: Baseball Comedy\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Vintage Baseball Movie From The Early 1950s\n\nReview: This is a fun baseball movie from the early 1950s. It is a vintage \"time capsule\" type movie that one needs to be in the mood to watch. It is quaint by today's standards. I have seen it more than once and completely enjoy it every time. The special effects, such as they are, are quite dated. Essentially the movie requires viewer to simply suspend their sense of reality and just enjoy the movie for what it is.\n\nPaul Douglas shares a staring role with the more iconic Janet Leigh. In this movie, Paul Douglas plays a baseball team manager. A few years before, Paul Douglas had played a player in another run baseball movie, \"It Happens Every Spring\" with Ray Milland. I like them both a lot, but I think I like this one a little bit more as it is a bit of faith based morality story that really appeals to me. Thank You...","Product: A vengeful Australian policeman sets out to avenge his partner, his wife and his son\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Stunts And Special Effects - But Too Violent And Painful For My Taste\n\nReview: This is a 1979 action movie set in the \"near future\" about a dystopian society in Australia. The movie provides the breakthrough role for a then, young, Mel Gidson. The are a lot of high speed car and motorcycle chases and stunts. The movies seems to me to be technically solid. It also sets the stage for sequels. I can easily see how this movie may appeal to some viewers and not to others. I respect other opinions, but I just cannot enjoy a movies like this.\n\nI watched this movie while visiting relatives. It is not normally the kind of movie I would take upon myself to watch. One may want to take that into account in regard to my review. If a viewer is like me and does not enjoy gratuitous violence, one may not enjoy this movie as a viewing experience. This movie reminds me of some of the extremely violent movies I saw as a youth at drive ins. I sort of liked them then. I have to admit, don't mind seeing extreme \"bad guys\" get what's coming to them, but I hate all the violence against innocent victims that sets the stage for the inevitable climax.","Product: Oscar-winning cinematography and a deftly woven script turn the simple story of an American writer (Joseph Cotten) who travels to Vienna to meet his old friend Harry Lime (Orson Welles) into a haunting noir masterpiece. 1949, b&w, 100 min.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Excellent Movie Based on A Really Fine Novel\n\nReview: I love to read. I also enjoy the viewing any movie that is based on the novel. I generally enjoy novels more than the movies. There are exceptions. Some really excellent movies are based on very mediocre novels.\n\nIn this case the novel is very good. The author is Graham Greene and if you enjoy novels, you may find it well worth your effort to become familiar with the works of this exceptional author. Normally I would expect to find this novel to be better than the movie. But this was not the case.\n\nThis has to be one of the finest movies ever made. It is a true work of art. I personally love film noir and this is a supreme example of this art form. The cast is outstanding. The acting is superb. Having read the novel and having viewed the movie, I can tell you there is a famous addition to the movie dialogue referring to \"cuckoo clocks\". In case you have not seen the movie, I am being intentionally vague. According to my studies this change was made by Orson Welles himself. I feel it adds much to the script.\n\nI highly recommend this movie. This is more than a simple viewing experience. It is an art experience.","Product: What do a down-and-out Broadway producer, his anxiety-attack-prone accountant, a go-go dancing Swedish secretary, and a Nazi playwright have in common? They're all part of Mel Brooks's wild and wacky first film, THE PRODUCERS. In this hysterical farce, rapacious but lovable producer Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel) hasn't had a hit in years and resorts to fulfilling sexually crazed little old ladies' fantasies for extra cash. But when he meets his new meek, neurotic accountant, Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder), the two accidentally come up with a plot to oversell shares in a surefire flop musical and make off with the profits. The plan sends the new partners-in-crime on a search for the worst play ever: SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER, written by an ex-Nazi (Kenneth Mars) whose only friends are the filthy city pigeons he keeps on his roof. Inspired, manic performances by all involved, along with Brooks's lively direction--which affectionately alludes to such MGM Golden Age musicals as SINGIN' IN THE RAIN--make THE PRODUCERS both referential and highly original as it moves along swiftly to the ultimate musical climax.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Oh My Goodness!! Holy Cow!!\n\nReview: This is a movie that is a comedy about a musical farce about Hitler. It is possible I should explain that I had been informed by someone that this movie is extremely offensive. I felt the need to defend the artists involved in this work and did so. This proved to be a painful exercise for me and I was ridiculed for my position. This in part motivated me to compose this review. I think it needs to be said that the screen writer, Mel Brooks, one of my favorites, comes from a Jewish tradition. I am quite positive there is no intention to offend people of the Jewish faith. But Jeepers!!\n\nThis movie is so \"off the hook\" that I am almost afraid to say how much I like it. The only easy comparison I can make is to the writing of Flannery O'Connor. Mel Brooks has had a great, lengthy career. But this may be his greatest work. He did receive an academy award for it. Turn off your political correctness detector for a couple of hours and sit down and enjoy this one. Just don't tell anybody. And if you say I said to do so, I will deny it. Thank You...","Product: The Fighting Sullivans (VHS)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Very Moving World War II True Story\n\nReview: This movie is based on a true story about one family with five brothers who served together on one ship in World War II. I suppose the average viewer will be familiar with the story, but I do not wish to risk spoiling anything for a viewer. All I can say is that World War II was very difficult time.\n\nThe movie was made during World War II and of course is very patriotic. This is a movie wherein the story is more important than the cast. Although based on a true story, the details of actual story is not completely accurately represented in the movie. The movie is well made and is capable of evoking emotion. I have watched it more than once and am very glad to know the story and have seen the movie. Thank You...","Product: Amazon.com REview: Blarney and bliss, mixed in equal proportions. John Wayne plays an American boxer who returns to the Emerald Isle, his native land. What he finds there is a fiery prospective spouse (Maureen O'Hara) and a country greener than any Ireland seen before or since--it's no surprise The Quiet Man won an Oscar for cinematography. It also won an Oscar for John Ford's direction, his fourth such award. The film was a deeply personal project for Ford (whose birth name was Sean Aloysius O'Fearna), and he lavished all of his affection for the Irish landscape and Irish people on this film. He also stages perhaps the greatest donnybrook in the history of movies, an epic fistfight between Wayne and the truculent Victor McLaglen--that's Ford's brother, Francis, as the elderly man on his deathbed who miraculously revives when he hears word of the dustup. Barry Fitzgerald, the original Irish elf, gets the movie's biggest laugh when he walks into the newlyweds' bedroom the morning after their wedding, and spots a broken bed. The look on his face says everything. The Quiet Man isn't the real Ireland, but as a delicious never-never land of Ford's imagination, it will do very nicely. --Robert Horton\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Movie is Five Star Entertainment - The Book is A Six Star Reading Experience\n\nReview: This movie is great. The cast is strong to the point of being iconic. The director is also iconic. The movie was shot at the height of John Wayne's career. Maureen O'Hara is the perfect co-star.\n\nThe cast includes co-stars from other John Wayne movies that, to me at least, resembles an ensemble. I would refer a viewer to the movie Fort Apache. Fort Apache is the first of a so called \"calvalry trilogy\" that serves as an example of this ensemble.\n\nThe movie is based on a short story \"The Quiet Man\" written by Maurice Walsh. This short story is part of a larger series of connected short stories by the same author. I really enjoy comparing movies to the literature the movie is based on. Sometimes I prefer one, sometimes the other. As great as this movie is, I think the book is even better.\n\nThere are significant changes in the movie from the short story. This, of course, is common. The result is a great movie of hilgh entertainment. If one is a reader, as I am, the book is even more enjoyable, even to the point of being profound.","Product: George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. One of the greatest but most complex military geniuses ever is depicted in Oscar-winning form by Scott who won and abruptly refused the coveted Best Actor Award for his extraordinary performance. DVD released 11/6/2001.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: George C. Scott At His Finest\n\nReview: This is an Academy Award Winning Film. I believe the movie was nominated for 11 Academy Awards and won 7. George C. Scott plays the leading role and in essence, becomes Patton. I have seen George C. Scott in many movies, and this may be my favorite, although I thought he was really great in \"Doctor Strangelove\".\n\nKarl Malden, another personal favorite actor, also appears as Omar Bradley. Karl Malden's real family name is Sekulovich. If one watches Karl Malden in movies, one will hear him refer to others using that name. He does so in this movie during the story of the fighting on Sicily.\n\nFrancis Ford Coppola, an iconic director, wrote the screenplay for this movie and also earned an Academy Award, two years before directing \"The Godfather\".\n\nI enjoy this movie very much and is one of a relative few that I am willing to watch more than once. Thank You...","Product: Adapted from Rod Sterling's teleplay, REQUIEM FOR A HEAVYWEIGHT stars Anthony Quinn, Jackie Gleason, Mickey Rooney and Julie Harris. It tells the story of a prizefighter who eventually falls into theworld of professional wrestling. Muhammad Ali (billed as Cassius Clay) has a small role as a fighter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Great Classic ... In Its Original Format\n\nReview: This is a true drama. At times it is very painful. I suppose a modern viewer may find the movie a bit slow moving. To me this is film making art at its finest. For the ardent student of Hollywood history, this film is a true \"must see\".\n\nThis film made me a permanent fan of Anthony Quinn. I almost do not know how a role could have been performed better. Jackie Gleason was also very good. As a child, I saw Jackie Gleason as a comedic buffoon.. I had no idea what a fine dramatic actor he was.\n\nI saw the movie in its full length. I keep seeing that the DVD is edited. I have no idea why this would be done. Occasionally I see a shortened version of great books. I always opt for the full length version whenever I can. Recently I tried to rent this on TCM and the runnng time was 85 minutes. I believe that is the edited version. The original running time was more like and hour and a half. Thank You...","Product: John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, Victor McLaglen. An American prizefighter moves to Ireland to become a peaceful man-only to face constant turmoil. 1952/color/153 min/NR/fullscreen.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Romantic Story Set In Ireland\n\nReview: This is a very enjoyable movie to watch. It is something of a departure for John Wayne from the westerns and military movies that he is noted for. However it is not a complete departure. John Wayne plays a former professional fighter who fought and gained some fame in America, and then returns to his family roots in Ireland. There he finds romance and some clash of cultures. It is a romance, but the \"Duke\" still gets to be the Duke.\n\nThe movie is of Academy Award stature with the director, John Ford, being awarded an Academy Award for best director. There was a second Academy Award for best cinematography.\n\nThe movie is based fairly loosely on a short story of the same name by Maurice Walsh. As is common, there are important differences between the short story and the movie. As much as I enjoyed the movie, and I do a lot, I like the short story more, especially when read along with the other related short stories that it is part of. I am very glad I experienced both the stories and the movie. Thank You..","Product: Oscar(r) winner* Ginger Rogers and Joseph Cotten top a stellar cast in this tender wartimelove story about two troubled strangers who meet by chance and try to crowd a lifetime of love and laughter into eight days. \"Studded with brilliant performances\" (Variety), I'll Be Seeing You \"manages to ambush your emotions and hasten your heart beats\" (Hollywood Citizen-News). After serving half of a prison sentence for accidental manslaughter, Mary Marshall (Rogers) is allowed a holiday furlough to visit her family. Keeping her history a secret, she falls in love with a kindhearted GI (Cotten) who's struggling to overcome shell shock. Both long for a normal life. But can they have it if he learns the truth about her? *1940: Actress, Kitty Foyle\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Very Nice Christmas Story - World War II Era\n\nReview: In my estimation, this movie must be viewed through the prism of a Christmas Story. The story line itself is unlikely, but that is how many Christmas stories begin. A wounded and traumatized GI meets a female prisoner, with a heart of gold, who is on Christmas furlough.\n\nThe cast is very interesting. Ginger Rogers was a real star who may be becoming forgotten. Joseph Cotten was never a super star, but appeared in many of the greatest movies of the time. Shirley Temple, of course, was a child super star. I think that for a film historian this movie is really interesting.\n\nThe movie was made during World War II. America was a very different place and that was a very different time. Thousands of young men were facing death every day and many were dying thousands of miles from home. Again I cannot help but feel that zeitgeist plays a huge factor in the making of this fine, but not great film.\n\nIn summary, I truly believe that if a viewer really wants to appreciate this film, one must view it in context. With all of the above in mind, I really enjoy this movie.","Product: Laserdisc version of the movie Jaws.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An All Time, All Time Great\n\nReview: The problem with writing a review for this movie is I can't think of anything that has not already been said. I will say that I enjoy comparing movies with the book or story they are based on. I purchased the book after seeing the movie. I wished I had done it the other way around. The book was OK. The movie was better than the book.\n\nThe movie is a true thriller. Tension is built while seeing very little of the shark. The movie also does a great job of humanizing the characters. The interactions of the chief and his son is heartwarming. The pathos of a mother of a dead child is extremely accurately conveyed. At this point In time, there is also a certain time capsule aspect to this movie that I greatly enjoy now. This movie now provides a great viewing experience.\n\nThank You...","Product: A classic musical from Stanley Donen and Michael Kidd in a beautiful presentation.\n\nA must-see for lovers of the classic MGM musicals.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Great Musical - Seven Brides For Seven Felons\n\nReview: This is an excellent musical from the early 1950s during the golden age of Hollywood musicals. It stars Howard Keel and Jane Powell. It is about men in the Oregon back country seeking wives. The songs are OK. The music and dancing are outstanding. The costumes are very colorful.\n\nI enjoy watching actors and actresses early in their careers. One such person in this movie is Julie Newmar, \"Dorcas\". She later plays the role of \"Catwoman\" in the 1960s television show \"Bat Man\". Similarly, Russ Tamblyn, \"Gideon\", later stars in \"West Side Story\". Like this musical, \"West Side Story\" is loosely based on another story \"Romeo And Juliet\".\n\nMake no mistake about it, I feel this is a very great musical. However it is very loosely based on \"The Rape of The Sabine Women\". The abducted women are, of course, not mistreated after the initial abduction. But as a parent, I would have have been sick, out of my mind, if one of these young ladies was my daughter. Jane Powell actually states that to Howard Keel. Howard Keel says it later. Then the romantic frolic continues. I suppose I am just over thinking it. As President Obama once said about himself, I am just an old fuddy duddy. Thank You...","Product: Gary Cooper won the Oscar(R) for the Best Actor in this classic tale of a lawman who stands alone to defend a town of cowardly citizens against a gang of revenge-seeking criminals. In the greatest showdown in the history of cinema, Cooper stands to lose not only the town but his new wife, Grace Kelly. The film also stars one of Hollywood's most beloved and prolific actors, Lloyd Bridges, and marks the first starring role for a beautiful young actress and internationally adored screen legend - Grace Kelly. HIGH NOON garnered a total of four Academy Awards(R) including Best Editing, Score and Original Song.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Truly Great Movie With A Great Cast\n\nReview: This is a really great movie. It is shot in real time. The movie lasts the same length of time as is depicted on the clocks in the small town. One could cut the tension with a knife. The movie is shot in black and white that was meant to increase dramatic effect.\n\nThe acting is great. Gary Cooper is the lead. He plays an upright town marshall that the town abandons. He is married that day to a lady played by Grace Kelly. This is Grace Kelly's second movie appearance.\n\nThe movie is based on a short story named \"The Tin Star\". The short story I am speaking of was composed by John Cunningham. I found it in a fine compilation A Century of Western Short Stories edited by a gentleman name John Jakes. I have read this short story. The movie has significant changes and is far superior.\n\nI do not know how many books have been written about High Noon. I had not read any. But I am currently reading one of the best biographies that I have ever read. It is about Grace Kelly. It is named \"Grace, A Biography\". It is written by Thilo Wydra. I. This very detailed biography, Mr. Wydra goes into many details about other people and movies, etc...\n\nIn this fine work, Mr. Wydra goes into great detail about this movie. Mr. Wydra states that this movie is a metaphor for the McCarthy political era of the late 1940s and early 1950s. I had never made that connection. Mr. Wydra also states that the interactions between Grace Kelly and another female actress, Katy Jurado, is a debate about the roles of women and feminism. I had never thought of that.\n\nIn any event, I recommend this movie standing on its own. If, by any chance, you are interested in Hollywood history and the place of this movie in that history, you may wish to read Mr. Wydra's analysis. Thank You.","Product: Laserdisc version of the movie Jaws.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An All Time, All Time Great\n\nReview: The problem with writing a review for this movie is I can't think of anything that has not already been said. I will say that I enjoy comparing movies with the book or story they are based on. I purchased the book after seeing the movie. I wished I had done it the other way around. The book was OK. The movie was better than the book.\n\nThe movie is a true thriller. Tension is built while seeing very little of the shark. The movie also does a great job of humanizing the characters. The interactions of the chief and his son is heartwarming. The pathos of a mother of a dead child is extremely accurately conveyed. At this point In time, there is also a certain time capsule aspect to this movie that I greatly enjoy now. This movie now provides a great viewing experience.\n\nThank You...","Product: A classic musical from Stanley Donen and Michael Kidd in a beautiful presentation.\n\nA must-see for lovers of the classic MGM musicals.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Great Musical - Seven Brides For Seven Felons\n\nReview: This is an excellent musical from the early 1950s during the golden age of Hollywood musicals. It stars Howard Keel and Jane Powell. It is about men in the Oregon back country seeking wives. The songs are OK. The music and dancing are outstanding. The costumes are very colorful.\n\nI enjoy watching actors and actresses early in their careers. One such person in this movie is Julie Newmar, \"Dorcas\". She later plays the role of \"Catwoman\" in the 1960s television show \"Bat Man\". Similarly, Russ Tamblyn, \"Gideon\", later stars in \"West Side Story\". Like this musical, \"West Side Story\" is loosely based on another story \"Romeo And Juliet\".\n\nMake no mistake about it, I feel this is a very great musical. However it is very loosely based on \"The Rape of The Sabine Women\". The abducted women are, of course, not mistreated after the initial abduction. But as a parent, I would have have been sick, out of my mind, if one of these young ladies was my daughter. Jane Powell actually states that to Howard Keel. Howard Keel says it later. Then the romantic frolic continues. I suppose I am just over thinking it. As President Obama once said about himself, I am just an old fuddy duddy. Thank You...","Product: Gary Cooper won the Oscar(R) for the Best Actor in this classic tale of a lawman who stands alone to defend a town of cowardly citizens against a gang of revenge-seeking criminals. In the greatest showdown in the history of cinema, Cooper stands to lose not only the town but his new wife, Grace Kelly. The film also stars one of Hollywood's most beloved and prolific actors, Lloyd Bridges, and marks the first starring role for a beautiful young actress and internationally adored screen legend - Grace Kelly. HIGH NOON garnered a total of four Academy Awards(R) including Best Editing, Score and Original Song.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Truly Great Movie With A Great Cast\n\nReview: This is a really great movie. It is shot in real time. The movie lasts the same length of time as is depicted on the clocks in the small town. One could cut the tension with a knife. The movie is shot in black and white that was meant to increase dramatic effect.\n\nThe acting is great. Gary Cooper is the lead. He plays an upright town marshall that the town abandons. He is married that day to a lady played by Grace Kelly. This is Grace Kelly's second movie appearance.\n\nThe movie is based on a short story named \"The Tin Star\". The short story I am speaking of was composed by John Cunningham. I found it in a fine compilation A Century of Western Short Stories edited by a gentleman name John Jakes. I have read this short story. The movie has significant changes and is far superior.\n\nI do not know how many books have been written about High Noon. I had not read any. But I am currently reading one of the best biographies that I have ever read. It is about Grace Kelly. It is named \"Grace, A Biography\". It is written by Thilo Wydra. I. This very detailed biography, Mr. Wydra goes into many details about other people and movies, etc...\n\nIn this fine work, Mr. Wydra goes into great detail about this movie. Mr. Wydra states that this movie is a metaphor for the McCarthy political era of the late 1940s and early 1950s. I had never made that connection. Mr. Wydra also states that the interactions between Grace Kelly and another female actress, Katy Jurado, is a debate about the roles of women and feminism. I had never thought of that.\n\nIn any event, I recommend this movie standing on its own. If, by any chance, you are interested in Hollywood history and the place of this movie in that history, you may wish to read Mr. Wydra's analysis. Thank You.","Product: A young boy learns that he has extraordinary powers and is not of this Earth. As a young man, he journeys to discover where he came from and what he was sent here to do. But the hero in him must emerge if he is to save the world from annihilation and become the symbol of hope for all mankind.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lots Of Very Good Acting - Above Average Movie\n\nReview: This is a very good movie. As an older viewer, I have to say I prefer movies of another era. Great acting is always great acting. However special effects have evolved to a point where there seems to be no limit to the scenes being portrayed. The special effects keep improving. But ever since the movie \"Independence Day\" I feel like a lot of these War of the World's, Us versus The Alien, type movies resemble each other thematically.\n\nThere seems to be a lot of symbolism involved in this movie. Is it just a coincidence that Clark Kent lived on the planet 33 years when this story takes place? They said it twice that I recall. I sort of got the feeling there was some sort of religious allegory going on. If I am correct about that, I did not care for that.\n\nI enjoyed watching this movie. But I don't feel it is the greatest movie I ever saw. Personally, I sort of prefer the more classic movie making. Probably just a function of age. Thank You...","Product: FOUR DENIZENS IN THE WORLD OF HIGH-FINANCE PREDICT THE CREDIT AND HOUSING BUBBLE COLLAPSE OF THE MID-2000S, AND DECIDE TO TAKE ON THE BIG BANKS FOR THEIR GREED AND LACK OF FORESIGHT.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Both Educational And Entertaining - An Unusual Format\n\nReview: This movie is, at times educational, at times hilarious, at times infuriating. It is about the 2008 financial crisis. I found it completely enthralling. I definitely need to watch it a second time. But it is the kind of movie I will look forward to seeing again. The cast is great. It would be almost impossible for me to say whose performance I enjoyed the most. For what it is worth I did really enjoy Christian Bale.\n\nI read a book on this subject by Neil Barofsky. The name of the book is \"Bailout\". It is also excellent. All of this seems complicated. I feel I learned a lot from Mr. Barofsky. But I also needed to see this movie. But I still don't get all of it. Thank You...","Product: Chester Kent produces Musical Comedies on the stage. With the beginning of the talkies aera he changes to producing short musical proluges for movies. But this is stressing him, because he always needs new units and his rival is always stealing his ideas. So he can get an contract with a producer, if he is able to stage in three days three new proluges. In spite of great problems he does it.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Period Piece\n\nReview: This is an excellent example of a \"pre production code\" musical. It was released in 1933 and is shot in black and white. It is dated and may not appeal to some modern viewers looking for a modern movie experience. However it is very enjoyable and a very interesting movie from the standpoint of Hollywood history. Due to being pre production code, it is much more risqu than movies will be for many years afterward.\n\nSome of the musical dance scenes, at the end of the musical are very ornate. The most ornate scenes are choreographed and directed by Busby Berkeley. Those most ornate scenes are vintage \"Busby Berkeley\". Mr. Busby employs females as elements of art. Some of the scenes look like a kaleidoscope. It is very unique.\n\nJames Cagney was a serious mobster type character actor in Hollywood. However he was a very gifted song and dance man. He did not get to showcase those skills. I am only guessing, but I suspect there was concern that the song and dance roles would be out of character for him and somehow that would compromise his tough guy image. In any event, if one wishes one could watch this movie and then watch \"Yankee Doodle Dandy\" produced approximately eight years later. If one does so, one can easily see the James Cagney song and dance style.\n\nThere is one shot in this movie at the end, wherein there is a sailor character in a dance scene that appears to be John Garfield. The shot is only one second long. Supposedly it is not Mr. Garfield. But it sure looks like him.\n\nI enjoy the movie very much, but it is definitely a time piece. I like to study films from the standpoint of art and Hollywood history. From this perspective this movie is a treasure chest. Thank You...","Product: Romantic Comedy\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A Pleasant, Dated Musical\n\nReview: This is a pleasant musical from the mid 1950s. It involves a budding romance between Dan Dailey and, to me, the fabulous Cyd Charisse. It is impossible for me not to like a movie with Cyd Charisse. However she is not the prototype leading lady. Dan Dailey is good, but not great. There are numerous brief appearances of stars from the era. Frankie Laine appears and performs a good but forgettable number. Sammy Davis Jr. performs an excellent rendition of \"Frankie and Johnny\" but does not appear. Hmm... John Brascia appears as a dance partner for Cyd Charisse. John Brascia was also a special dance partner for Vera Ellen in \"White Christmas\". In reality, this movie is probably of medium quality. I think it is considered more or less forgettable. The stars just don't have enough horse power...\n\nPersonally, I enjoy the dated, time capsule aspect of many movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60s. Las Vegas was a far different city than now. I recently drove through Las Vegas. It was huge. I took one look and kept going. Las Vegas was still just beginning to grow in the 1950s.\n\nI found this to be a pleasant viewing experience, but it might not suit all modern viewers. Thank You...","Product: vhs tape,woman in the window\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Some Of \"The Woman In the Window\" DVDs Are Colorized - The Movie Is Film Noir\n\nReview: As far as the movie itself, \"The Woman In The Window\" is a very clever 1944 movie with a strong cast and was originally shot in black and white. It is one of the movies that caused the term \"film noir\" to come into being. On this particular DVD my version is colorized. The movie is, of course, still very clever. But I enjoy the study of film noir as its own art form. In that context, if one wishes to study this fine movie as film noir, be aware that some of these DVDs are colorized.\n\nAs far as the movie itself, Edward G. Robinson, Raymond Massie, Dan Duryea, and Joan Bennett are all wonderful actors and great in this film. I will not risk spoiling the viewing experience for someone who has not seen it, but I need to confess I was completely surprised during the movie. As a student of film noir, I need to see it in black and white, as it was intended. Thank You...","Product: vhs\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Hero Portraying A Hero\n\nReview: This is a very fine movie from the 1950s about an actual heroic figure, John Clum. Mr. Clum is portrayed by Audie Murphy. Audie Murphy was one of the most decorated American Combat Verterans of World War II. Audie Murphy went on to have a lengthy career in movies. This is perhaps my personal favorite Audie Murphy movie. It was not a commercial success. Although based on a real person, parts of this movie are obviously dramatic fictionalization.\n\nThe movie is about Mr. Clum's relationship with Native Americans in Arizona in the 19th century. There were many difficulties. Mr. Clum represented the interests of Native Americans to the United States Government. It was an uphill struggle to say the least.\n\nAppearing with Audie Murphy in this movie is Charles Drake. I have seen Mr. Drake in other movies with Audie Murphy. Mr. Drake's character plays a close friend of Mr. Clum. In the movie \"To Hell And Back\" Charles Drake also played the role of Audie Murphy's best friend.\n\nAnne Bancroft also appears in this movie. She is also an iconic actress and had a lengthy, distinguished career, and won an academy award in the \"Miracle Worker\". She portrays a Native American in this movie. I love her in this role.\n\nJay Silverheels appears in this movie and portrays Geronimo. Mr. Silverheels is famous for playing \"Tonto\" in the \"Lone Ranger\" television show.\n\nAs I stated, this movie was not a commercial success. I think it is largely forgotten. It is nonetheless a fine movie and I am glad I was able to see it. Thank You...","Product: Swellegant and elegant. Deluxe and delovely. Cole Porter was the most sophisticated name in 20th-century songwriting. And to play him on screen, Hollywood chose debonair icon Cary Grant. Grant stars for the first time in color in this fanciful biopic. Alexis Smith plays Linda, whose serendipitous meetings with Cole lead to a meeting at the altar. More than 20 Porter songs grace this tale of triumph and tragedy, with Grant lending his amiable voice to You're the Top, Night and Day and more. Monty Woolley, a Yale contemporary of Porter, portrays himself. And Jane Wyman, Mary Martin, Eve Arden and others provide vocals and verve. Lights down. Curtain up. Standards embraced by generations are yours to enjoy Night and Day.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Post World War II Musical\n\nReview: This is a very pleasant musical based loosely on the life of Cole Porter. Cole Porter is played by Cary Grant, a great actor and true Hollywood icon. The movie highlights the vast array of songs authored by Cole Porter.\n\nAlthough based on the life of Cole Porter, the are great liberties taken with Mr. Porter's actual biography. When I was a youth I used to see movies such as this and mistook them for actual biographies. The movie itself is stylistically dated. As such it may not appeal to every modern viewer. However it is a very fine movie with a very strong cast from this period. Personally, I enjoyed it very much and am very glad I was able to see it. Thank You...","Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: No Fear Shakespeare: I Simply Cannot Completely Enjoy Shakespeare Without Help\n\nReview: Having read other reviews, I am somewhat confused. This review is regarding \"No Fear Shakespeare,Hamlet\". I love this product. I first attempted to tackle Shakespeare in high school. Admittedly I was a poor, immature student. However I could not flee Shakespeare fast enough. As an adult, I wanted to be a more serious student and be accepted as such. My secret dread and ignorance of Shakespeare was always lurking. Finally one of my daughters suggested I try No Fear Shakespeare. I had no idea what she was talking about.\n\nIn any event, I used this book, and read an audiobook performance at the same time. I then watched a movie of Hamlet starring Kenneth Branagh. It was a lot of work, but well worth it. I am so glad I did this.\n\nSince then, I have studied and read 24 Shakespeare plays. As recently as today, I was reading a short story where a character in the story was referred to as \"Mercutio\". I knew exactly the author was referring to a character from \"Romeo and Juliet\". David McCullough wrote that Harry Truman had childhood friends who called him \"Noble Horatio\"(Hamlet). The name of the Stephen Ambrose work, \"Band of Brothers\" is taken from King Henry V. It is fun to know immediately to understand these references. Thank You No Fear Shakespeare.","Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Apparently A Very Early Shakespeare Comedy - A Good Study\n\nReview: I am strictly a Shakespeare amateur. I am trying to become \"well read\" by self education.\n\nAccording to my studies, it is generally believed that this is an early work of Shakespeare, maybe his first \"comedy\" and maybe his first play. It is seldom performed. And for me, reading Shakespeare is not as enjoyable as watching a good performance.\n\nIf it is correct that this is an early Shakespeare play, and I think that it is, one of the most valuable aspects of the play is reading it and comparing it to his later work. There is a gentleman named Harold Bloom who writes about literature. Mr. Bloom has observed if one reads an early Shakespeare play and compare it to some of his contemporaries, such as Christopher Marlowe, Shakespeare is more or less just another decent playwright. I have followed Mr. Bloom's advice and done this. I agree with Mr. Bloom.\n\nShakespeare evolves and emerges as a unique playwright in later plays. I think that is why an early play like this is seldom performed. I mean, when is the last time you saw a performance of a play by Christerpher Marlowe? Anyway this, to me, is the true value of Two Gentlemen of Verona.\n\nAlso, this play is classified as a \"comedy\". This does not mean this is slapstick such as a prime time network sitcom. As best I can tell it means the play has a happy ending. There are parts of this play that makes me cringe. I have read several Shakespeare \"comedies\". I have never read one that did not make me cringe at some point.\n\nShakespeare also seems to write stories that trivialize women. That may have been normal at this time in history, despite the fact that the ruler of England was Queen Elizabeth I. It is suspected that Shakespeare was involved in an unhappy marriage. I do not know if this affected his writing or he just wrote what he thought would sell. Perhaps it is a little of both.\n\nIn summary, I can't say as I have heard of anyone who feels this is their favorite Shakespeare play. It is not mine. But it definitely has its place in any in depth Shakespeare study. Thank You.","Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: No Fear Shakespeare: I Simply Cannot Completely Enjoy Shakespeare Without Help\n\nReview: Having read other reviews, I am somewhat confused. This review is regarding \"No Fear Shakespeare,Hamlet\". I love this product. I first attempted to tackle Shakespeare in high school. Admittedly I was a poor, immature student. However I could not flee Shakespeare fast enough. As an adult, I wanted to be a more serious student and be accepted as such. My secret dread and ignorance of Shakespeare was always lurking. Finally one of my daughters suggested I try No Fear Shakespeare. I had no idea what she was talking about.\n\nIn any event, I used this book, and read an audiobook performance at the same time. I then watched a movie of Hamlet starring Kenneth Branagh. It was a lot of work, but well worth it. I am so glad I did this.\n\nSince then, I have studied and read 24 Shakespeare plays. As recently as today, I was reading a short story where a character in the story was referred to as \"Mercutio\". I knew exactly the author was referring to a character from \"Romeo and Juliet\". David McCullough wrote that Harry Truman had childhood friends who called him \"Noble Horatio\"(Hamlet). The name of the Stephen Ambrose work, \"Band of Brothers\" is taken from King Henry V. It is fun to know immediately to understand these references. Thank You No Fear Shakespeare.","Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Apparently A Very Early Shakespeare Comedy - A Good Study\n\nReview: I am strictly a Shakespeare amateur. I am trying to become \"well read\" by self education.\n\nAccording to my studies, it is generally believed that this is an early work of Shakespeare, maybe his first \"comedy\" and maybe his first play. It is seldom performed. And for me, reading Shakespeare is not as enjoyable as watching a good performance.\n\nIf it is correct that this is an early Shakespeare play, and I think that it is, one of the most valuable aspects of the play is reading it and comparing it to his later work. There is a gentleman named Harold Bloom who writes about literature. Mr. Bloom has observed if one reads an early Shakespeare play and compare it to some of his contemporaries, such as Christopher Marlowe, Shakespeare is more or less just another decent playwright. I have followed Mr. Bloom's advice and done this. I agree with Mr. Bloom.\n\nShakespeare evolves and emerges as a unique playwright in later plays. I think that is why an early play like this is seldom performed. I mean, when is the last time you saw a performance of a play by Christerpher Marlowe? Anyway this, to me, is the true value of Two Gentlemen of Verona.\n\nAlso, this play is classified as a \"comedy\". This does not mean this is slapstick such as a prime time network sitcom. As best I can tell it means the play has a happy ending. There are parts of this play that makes me cringe. I have read several Shakespeare \"comedies\". I have never read one that did not make me cringe at some point.\n\nShakespeare also seems to write stories that trivialize women. That may have been normal at this time in history, despite the fact that the ruler of England was Queen Elizabeth I. It is suspected that Shakespeare was involved in an unhappy marriage. I do not know if this affected his writing or he just wrote what he thought would sell. Perhaps it is a little of both.\n\nIn summary, I can't say as I have heard of anyone who feels this is their favorite Shakespeare play. It is not mine. But it definitely has its place in any in depth Shakespeare study. Thank You.","Product: Agatha Christie's most famous murder mystery, reissued with a striking new cover designed to appeal to the latest generation of Agatha Christie fans and book lovers. Just after midnight, a snowdrift stops the Orient Express in its tracks. The luxurious train is surprisingly full for the time of the year, but by the morning it is one passenger fewer. An American tycoon lies dead in his compartment, stabbed a dozen times, his door locked from the inside. Isolated and with a killer in their midst, detective Hercule Poirot must identify the murderer -- in case he or she decides to strike again.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Really Enjoyable, Classic Agatha Christie\n\nReview: This is a well written, very enjoyable novel. It is classic Agatha Christie. There are no vulgarities and a good deal of gentle humor packaged within a mystery novel.\n\nAlthough I have read Agathie Christie in the past, I had never read this fine novel. Like other reviewers I decided to read it at this time prior to the release of the newest version of the movie. I had seen the 1974 movie as a youth and therefore had an idea of the story prior to reading this fine novel. This did not really diminish my enjoyment of the reading experience.\n\nI read this novel on Kindle while listening to an audiobook version, narrated by Dan Stevens. Mister Stevens' performance was excellent. However I am very glad I read the novel at the same time, due to a good deal of foreign names and words.\n\nIn summary, I completely enjoyed this fine novel. I read an Agatha Christie novel every few months and will continue to do so. Thank You...","Product: Book by Coelho, Paulo\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An Enjoyable, Well Written, Modern Fairy Tale\n\nReview: This is a novel about a Shepard living in Spain who sets out on an adventure in Africa in order to seek his fortune. It is not lengthy. I read the book on Kindle while listening to an audiobook narrated by Jeremy Irons. As good as the book was, Mister Irons was really excellent and really added to my reading enjoyment.\n\nI am not sure I completely understood some of the possible additional messages being conveyed. I am a daily Bible reader, and there are a lot of biblical references within this fine book. I really have no desire to risk the reading experience for anybody who has not yet read this book. But I think I can give an example without such risk. At some point a reader may read about some stones called \"Urim and Thummin\". In the event those names seem strange, that is straight from the Old Testament.\n\nNow I wish to emphasize that I have no problem with that. It is just that I was not sure if this novel is meant as a modern secular morality story or it has a religious message. I read a lot of books that I am sure I do not fully understand. I intend to study this work further.\n\nI am an American and feel that I definitely have not read enough international modern authors. I have been making a concerted effort to change that. Mister Coelho is from Brazil and I am really glad to have had an opportunity to read his work.\n\nIn summary, I liked this book very much for several reasons. I am not one to suggest spending extra money. However, the audiobook with Mister Irons narrating was really enjoyable to me. Thank You...","Product: The hauntingly prophetic classic novel set in a not-too-distant future where books are burned by a special task force of firemen. Guy Montag is a fireman. His job is to burn books, which are forbidden, being the source of all discord and unhappiness. Even so, Montag is unhappy; there is discord in his marriage. Are books hidden in his house? The Mechanical Hound of the Fire Department, armed with a lethal hypodermic, escorted by helicopters, is ready to track down those dissidents who defy society to preserve and read books. The classic novel of a post-literate future, 'Fahrenheit 451' stands alongside Orwell's '1984' and Huxley's 'Brave New World' as a prophetic account of Western civilization's enslavement by the media, drugs and conformity. Bradbury's powerful and poetic prose combines with uncanny insight into the potential of technology to create a novel which over fifty years from first publication, still has the power to dazzle and shock.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Iconic Dystopian Novel\n\nReview: This was a very good reading experience. What I actually did was read this novel while listening to an audio CD of the novel, actually read by the author. It was very enjoyable. It is difficult for me to say how much that affected my rating. Hearing the author read his own work was very enjoyable. I felt he could emphasize words and points that perhaps, my own \"inner narrator\" might have missed.\n\nI have been studying dystopian novels. It appears the first modern dystopian novel was written by Jack London, \"The Iron Heel\". My personal favorites are \"Brave New World\" and \"1984\". I read \"Utopia\" years ago. Having read Utopia, ironically, that for me was actually a dystopian novel. As far as I was concerned that was no way to live.\n\nI greatly enjoy dystopian novels. I feel that they always provide to me fuel for contemplation. I am very much concerned that our society has an element of \"thought police\" embedded within. If we all read and think about dystopian novels, we can be on guard to protect our freedoms. Every once in awhile, something happens that makes me think of these novels. As an example, awhile back I heard a lady pundit on television stating she felt the word \"bossy\" should be removed from our language. (1984),\n\nRecently, after those horrible shootings in Orlando, the feseral government supposedly released the \"911\" calls. Except they edited them. The editing was not for protecting our nations secrets, which I could understand. Clearly this is a group of people in government deciding what \"We The People\" should think or not think.\n\nI am absolutely against using offensive language to hurt other people's feelings. Also, I believe in a pluralistic society that has room for all people and view points. But censorship is not the path to that.\n\nThank You...","Product: The first Miss Marple novel. The first of a new-look series of audio books for the 21st century. Beautifully re-packaged with stunning new cover illustrations and design that rival some of the best jackets and audio collections out there! Story telling at it's best, that makes them a delight to listen to. 'Anyone who murdered Colonel Protheroe,' declared the parson, brandishing a carving knife above a joint of roast beef, 'would be doing the world at large a service!' It was a careless remark for a man of the cloth. And one which was to come back and haunt the clergyman just a few hours later. From seven potential murderers, Miss Marple must seek out the suspect who has both motive and opportunity.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The First Miss Marple Mystery - Very Enjoyable\n\nReview: Agatha Christie was already an accomplished author when she composed this, the first Miss Marple mystery. It is the story of a homicide at a vicarage in a small English village. It is clever and pleasant. Needless to say, there is no inappropriate language. I would call the style, post Victorian and civilized. There is a lot of wry humor. Personally, I really like Victorian and post Victorian literature. It does not appeal to all modern readers.\n\nI read this book on Kindle while simultaneously listening to the work on audiobook. The narrator was Richard E. Grant. Mr. Grant was excellent. Mr. Grant was able to convey the wry humor that I certainly believe Agatha Christie wishes to convey.\n\nI have been reading numerous modern detective stories. In the event that it matters, and it may not in this case, I am also a retired homicide detective. This story by Agatha Christie seems to depend more on clever twists and withheld bits of information. Early on I came up with a hypothesis about the homicide itself, but not the identity of the killer, and I was completely wrong, even on how the homicide occurred. There is a lack of scientific description of sounds which made it impossible for me to examine my own hypothesis.\n\nI had no idea who actually did it, not even a \"prime suspect\". There are many personalities involved in the story. I had trouble keeping track of everyone and probably need to read the story again if I really want to fully understand it. There are also side stories that constantly throws one off the scent. I believe these are referred to as \"red herrings\". Agatha Christie made liberal use of red herrings in this novel. Between all the different personalities and all of the red herrings, when the inevitable solution finally occurred, I was neither surprised or not surprised.\n\nI read a story awhile back with my book club and a lady there said she felt like she needed a \"scorecard\" to keep up with all the characters in that book. I sort of felt that way in this story. I may reread it, but not right now...\n\nIn summary, I really like this novel and plan on reading more Agatha Christie novels. Thank You.","Product: HarperCollins is proud to present its new range of best-loved, essential classics. 'Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.' Set on the French Riviera in the 1920s, American Dick Diver and his wife Nicole are the epitome of chic, living a glamorous lifestyle and entertaining friends at their villa. Young film star Rosemary Hoyt arrives in France and becomes entranced by the couple. It is not long before she is attracted to the enigmatic Dick, but he and his wife hold dark secrets and as their marriage becomes more fractured, Fitzgerald laments the failure of idealism and the carefully constructed trappings of high society in the Roaring Twenties.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Literary Time Capsule Written in A Mature And Developed Style - Seemed Like a Reworked \"Gadsby\"\n\nReview: I believe another reviewer stated that this novel is very well written in style, but the plot is rather ordinary. I tend to agree with that assessment. Having read the four finished novels of Mr. Fitzgerald in the order in which they were written, it appears that the author had matured as a writer in this book. The plot itself seemed like a reworked \"The Great Gadsby\". The protagonist is an American psychiatrist living in Europe.\n\nThe work certainly has some parallels to Mr. Fitzgerald's own life and in that context there is a semi autobiographical aspect to the work. In addition to reminding me of Gadsby, the novel also reminded me a little bit of \"The Sun Also Rises\". Mr. Fitzgerald was affiliated with Hemingway. I found it ironic that at the very end of the novel the protagonist is drinking anisette, a drink favored by Hemingway and often mentioned in Hemingway's work. It is mentioned only one time in this novel, despite many references to alcohol.\n\nIn summary, I am glad I read this work, and enjoyed it to some extent. However, it is not the kind of work I would reread without good reason. Thank You...","Product: \"May 31, 1889. Roaring down from the mountain, a wall of water, in some places 70 feet high smashed through Johnstown, Pa., killing, in a matter of minutes, over 2000 men, women and chilren, and leaving in its wake not only tragic destruction but a national scandal that convulsed the country with horror and outrage...\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent - Informative And Completely Readable\n\nReview: This is David McCullough's first major book. Obviously he has gone on to a very great career and is on my personal short list of favorite authors of non fiction. This book is about one of the largest natural disasters in the history of our country.\n\nThe Johnstown flood happens in Pennsylvania not too far from Pittsburgh. David McCullough is originally from Pittsburgh and therefore has a strong sense of the area and local history, I too am from Pittsburgh and grew up with a similar knowledge of local lore including the Johnstown flood. As such, I greatly enjoyed David McCullough's account.\n\nDavid McCullough has a smooth writing style that is not excessively academic. He provides a relatively enjoyable, easy reading experience that is nonetheless very educational. Due to this popular narrative style the book also makes an enjoyable listening experience on audiobook.\n\nI have read numerous books of David McCullough. I have never read a book of his that I would not give a \"5 star\" rating. His later books tend to be much lengthier than this first effort. In reading critical comments about his other works, one will often encounter criticisms that his books are too lengthy and too detailed. Although I personally disagree with that, it is a matter of taste as opposed to quality and I respect other persons' opinions in that regard. The point here is that this book is more concise and if that is what one wants from one's reading experience, this book fits the bill.\n\nIn summary, I really enjoyed this work and am very glad that I was able to read it. I truly cannot think of a critical comment. Being from Pennsylvania, I now intend to take a field trip and visit the specific area where the famous dam was located and then follow the path of the flood to complete this educational experience. Thank You...","Product: These outstanding stories of American award-winning novelist, John Cheever, show the power and range of one of the finest short story writers of the century. Stories of love and squalor, set in a world in which momentary glimpses of brightness contend with time, social change, and the chaos of history.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Writing, But Often Dark, Painful, \"Urban Gothic\"\n\nReview: A friend lent me this book. I confess that it took me awhile to warm up to these stories. According to a forward by the author these stories are in the book in the chronological order in which they were written. So it is possible to observe the maturation of the author. There are many stories. I read one a day in addition to my other reading. It took me months to get through this book at one short story a day.\n\nMany of these stories depict apparently successful people in the Northeast United States. The stories tell of the unhappiness that lies below the surface. Some involve the death of children, that I found personally excrutiating. Several other stories are set in Italy. Many of these stories are also dark. I learned a new term in studying this author and the works; Urban Gothic.\n\nI agree with other reviewers that many of these stories are dark and painful. This is a perfect example of the difference between great writing and fun reading. I found some of these stories incredibly painful. Towards the end of these stories is one called \"An Educated American Woman\". It is one of the most painful short stories that I have ever read. If one is struggling with depression one might consider skipping it along with an earlier story, \"The Hartleys\". Those were the two that hurt me the most.\n\nMany of the others were also sad and maybe would bother other readers more than they did me. I found \"Oh Youth and Beauty\" to be fairly bizarre. \"The Enormous Radio\" might be the most iconic of these stories. \"The Swimmer\" may have been my personal favorite. Another later work, \"The World of Apples\" was another favorite of mine.\n\nOne of the later later stories, \"Artemis, The Honest Well Digger\" reminded me a little bit of Kurt Vonnegut. It may have been my imagination but I sensed a hint of Proust in the last story \"The Jewels of The Cabots\". When I read an author chronologically, sometimes I find I enjoy the earlier works more than the later. This is not the case here. I preferred Mr. Cheever's later stories.\n\nI am very glad to have studied this author. He is a great writer. I am going to move on to his first novel, but not right away. I need a break. Thank You...","Product: Tadeusz Borowski's concentration camp stories were based on his own experiences surviving Auschwitz and Dachau. In spare, brutal prose he describes a world where the will to survive overrides compassion and prisoners eat, work and sleep a few yards from where others are murdered; where the difference between human beings is reduced to a second bowl of soup, an extra blanket or the luxury of a pair of shoes with thick soles; and where the line between normality and abnormality vanishes. Published in Poland after the Second World War, these stories constitute a masterwork of world literature.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wow... Searing, Almost Too Painful\n\nReview: Thus far I have only read the title story. I researched the author. I discovered he was a survivor, sort of...\nThe author committed suicide in 1951, three days after the birth of his first child. I certainly believe he is an additional victim.\n\nI have no intention of being a spoiler. The title story concerns \"workers\" at a camp processing new arrivals. I do not actually know what role the author played except that he was present. Who knows what any of us would do in those circumstances. I would like to think I would try to be honorable, but who knows?\n\nIf one wishes to compare and contrast this work to that of another \"survivor\", one might consider \"Night\" by Elie Wiesel.\n\nIf an individual succumbs to fear and desperation, perhaps he will act out of character. Later, a really decent human being who acted out of character might be wracked with guilt feelings. I have complete compassion for such an individual.\n\nAll I know is I must commit myself to doing what is right, because it is right, before things get out of control. That is the lesson I draw from the entire period of history. Thank You...","Product: Told with deadpan humour and bitter irony, Kurt Vonnegut's cult tale of global destruction preys on our deepest fears of witnessing Armageddon and, worse still, surviving it ...Dr Felix Hoenikker, one of the founding 'fathers' of the atomic bomb, has left a deadly legacy to the world. For he is the inventor of 'ice-nine', a lethal chemical capable of freezing the entire planet. The search for its whereabouts leads to Hoenikker's three ecentric children, to a crazed dictator in the Caribbean, to madness. Felix Hoenikker's Death Wish comes true when his last, fatal gift to mankind brings about the end, that for all of us, is nigh.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of My Favorite Books by Kurt Vonnegut\n\nReview: Although I tend to enjoy Kurt Vonnegut's novels a great deal, I really only have two complete favorites. This is one of them, along with \"Slaughterhouse Five\". \"Slaughterhouse Five\" is a semi autobiographical novel. It means a lot to me as a semiautobiographical novel. \"Cat's Cradle\" is a humorous science fiction. I cannot say which is my favorite. Although somewhat intellectual n nature, I do not know if the book has a real point beyond entertainment. I am not really smart enough to know for sure.\n\nI have read a biography of Kurt Vonnegut and listened to some of his interviews. I have also read most of his novels and short stories. He is clearly and anti war person, as I am. This novel is set in part on a Caribbean Island. It's publication was just after the Cuban Missle Crisis. I think the novel is somewhat allegorical in nature, as Mr. Vonnegut is clearly a thinking man's author. But it is, what to me is truly hilarious nature of this book that makes it one of my favorites.\n\nThis novel was published in 1963. In 1961 there was published anther Fine science fiction novel by Richard Heinlein, \"Starnger In A Strage Land\". In \"Cat's Cradel\" there is a lot of narrative about an unconventional religion, \"Bokononism\". There is another unconventional religion in \"Stranger In A Land Land\". In that way, the two novels reminded me of each other. I cannot help but wonder if Mr. Heinlein provided some inspiration for Mr. Vonnegut.\n\nPersonally, I found this book to be extremely witty. In the event that it matters, I purchased an audio book and read it simultaneously with the actual text. The narration was excellent and no doubt added to my enjoyment. I feel that my \"inner narrator\" is flawed, so I really have no idea how much a good audiobook adds to me enjoyment in this case, because it was my first read of this book. In other cases, when I have read a book without audiobook and then read the book with audiobook, I have found the difference to be well worth the extra investment.","Product: The Awakening shocked turn-of-the-century readers and reviewers with its treatment of sex and suicide. In a departure from literary convention, Kate Chopin failed to condemn her heroine's desire for an affair with the son of a Louisiana resort owner, whom she meets on vacation. The power of sensuality, the delusion of ecstatic love, and the solitude that accompanies the trappings of middle- and upper-class convention are the themes of this now-classic novel. The book was influenced by French writers ranging from Flaubert to Maupassant, and can be seen as a precursor of the impressionistic, mood-driven novels of Virginia Woolf and Djuna Barnes. Variously called \"vulgar, \" \"unhealthily introspective, \" and \"morbid, \" the book was neglected for several decades, not least because it was written by a \"regional\" woman writer. This edition also includes selected stories from Kate Chopin's Bayou Folk and A Night in Acadie, and an introduction and notes by Nina Baym.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Early American Novel About Women Issues - An Iconic Woman Author\n\nReview: Kate Chopin was ahead of her time. If one is interested in the evolution of American Women's fiction, Kate Chopin is a good place to start. This novel is about a married woman seeking fulfillment outside of her marriage. By today's standards it is a relatively tame story. However, for a student of literature, or American Women's Literature, this story is at the vanguard of the evolution into modern American Literary style.\n\nIf one is interested in this story, or early American feminist literature, one might also try, \"The Storm\" by Kate Chopin. This story was NOT published during her lifetime. One might consider reading \"The Storm\" after \"The Awakening\".\n\nIf one chooses to read these stories keep the in mind this was not how women wrote fiction at this time. Another more tame early feminist short story is \"The Yellow Wallpaper\" by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Miss Gilman was more of a feminist than an accomplished author, and \"The Yellow Wallpaper\" is her most sophisticated short story. By and large Kate Chopin is the more sophisticated author.\n\nDo not expect these stories to be wild by today's standards. They are good stories that are ahead of their times. Thank You...","Product: 'EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE? AH, I SEE I HAVE ALARMED YOU. DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED BY MY BEARD. I AM A LOVER OF AMERICA...' So speaks the mysterious stranger at a Lahore cafe as dusk settles. Invited to join him for tea, you learn his name and what led this speakerr of immaculate English to seek you out. For he is more worldly than you might expect; better travelled and better educated. He knows the West better than you do. And as he tells you his story, of how he embraced the Western dream-and a Western woman-and how both betrayed him, so the night darkens. Then the true reason for your meeting becomes abundantly clear...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent, Unusual Work Of Fiction. - SECTIONS MISSING IN AUDIOBOOK\n\nReview: This is a very well written work of fiction by a Pakistani novelist. The story starts with an extremely intelligent and well educated Pakistani speaking to an American. The setting is Pakistan. The protagonist describes, from his view, his experiences in America and of Americans. The protagonist was working in America, for an American Company, before and after Sep. 11, 2001. I fear saying much more about content as I have no desire to diminish one's reading experience.\n\nThe novel has a semi autobiographical aspect to it. The protagonist is a Pakistani was educated at Princeton. Mohsin Hamid, the author, is a Pakistani educated at Princeton. I feel I have not read enough author's from Asia and intend to correct that. The novel itself is both unusual to my experience and very well written. There is suspense that slowly builds that I felt was the product of superior writing skills.\n\nI read this book on Kindle while listening to the audiobook simultaneously. The narrator of the audiobook is Satya Bhabha. Up until the last few of Chapter 3 the audiobook was a perfect reproduction of this excellent novel. Mr. Bhabha's narration has been excellent and has added to the reading experience. However a significant part of the end of Chapter 3 is completely missing. It is an important part of the story and if one only listens to the audiobook one will miss it, I think without knowing it. It is approximately the last five paragraphs. One can still comprehend the story, if one only listens to the audiobook, but the reading experience is altered, and not for the better.\n\nSimilarly, the last two paragraphs of Chapter 9 are missing. The narration of this chapter ends at the end of a paragraph. Once again, I believe if one only listens to the audiobook, one will not be able to detect this. Once again, the story does not become incomprehensible, but is, I think, diminished.\n\nI paid very little more for the Kindle and audiobook combination than I would have for just the audiobook and I am glad I did so. Thank You...","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Introducing James Bond - Ian Fleming's First Novel\n\nReview: This is Ian Fleming's first novel. In this novel he introduces the reader to James Bond. I found it to be a good novel, at times a \"page turner\". The novel did seem to reach its action climax relatively early. After that, the novel seemed to set the stage for a sequel.\n\nI liked the novel very much and felt it was a good, but not great novel. I purchased both the Kindle and the Audiobook. I tried, at times, to only listen, but had to keep going back to the Kindle because of all modern of the foreign words, primarily French. I don't feel the Audiobook narrator, Dan Stevens, did a really good narration.\n\nThis was the first Ian Fleming novel I have read and I have already purchased the next one, \"Live And Let Die\". Thank You...","Product: A daring rescue sends Dirk Pitt on an adventure that will determine the future of the planet ...When a hurricane unexpectedly blows up off the coast of Nicaragua, a giant floating hotel lies in its path. With no escape for the helpless passengers and crew, it's left to Dirk Pitt and NUMA to launch a rescue and save the day. But in the storm's wake, Pitt and his team discover clues that point to an ancient mystery with shocking implications for today. As Pitt investigates further, he uncovers a plot by a mysterious billionaire called Specter to dramatically alter the Earth's climate, leaving him in control of the only solution. With foes attempting to stop him on every side, Pitt is in a race against time to prevent global catastrophe...\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A Moderately Interesting Adventure Novel - I Wished I Had Read \"Pacific Vortex\" First\n\nReview: It was my personal understanding that this is the first novel of Clive Cussler. I wanted to start with his first novel and get to know his protagonist, Dirk Pitt, from the beginning. I certainly wish and intend to leave room for the author's development as a writer, as well as the difference in time from the composition of this novel until now.\n\nAfter reading this novel, I discovered that the author had previously written \"Pacific Vortex\", but had not published it. I have since read \"Pacific Vortex\". I wish that I had read that novel prior to reading this one.\n\nThe novel itself is not lengthy. The chapters seem to be relatively short and a chapter can be read during a lunch break or work break. It is what I think of as a casual \"light\" read. The setting for this novel is the island of Thasos. I enjoyed reading about this island and studied it further.\n\nAs far as the actual story it is OK, if unlikely. What surprises me thus far is that the writing seems somewhat immature. Although this is Mr. Cussler's first published novel, he is not a youth at the time of its publishing. But it reads as though it was written by a somewhat immature writer. I cannot help but suspect that Mr. Cussler had written at least parts of this when he was younger and it was actually published years after being written. Just a feeling I have. I have no way of actually knowing that.\n\nHowever, this novel has shocked me in how it begins. After a beginnng with an unusual and unlikely episode, Dirk Pitt goes swimming at first light on a beach. A young lady comes by in a swimming suit. Now that have just met. They speak. She reveals that she is a widow and still grieves for her late husband and weeps. He asked how long she has been a widow. She answers that has been several years. He subsequently STRIKES her across the face as HE has decided that she has grieved long enough. He then has sex with her, and she is grateful. At that point, I am asking myself, I am sorry, but exactly what kind of bull crap is this?\n\nAfter this somewhat inauspicious beginnng, I did find the novel to be an average adventure story. I figured out bits and pieces on my own. However, a good deal of the novel took me by surprise. In its totality, I found it an OK read and I do intend to study this author further.\n\nI have since read \"Iceberg\" and \"Raise The Titanic\". I have enjoyed each of these novels more than the last. It is very enjoyable to see the development of the author. Although his novels can be lengthy, Mister Cussler keeps chapters short. This allows me to read his stories in bits and pieces during work breaks etc. He does not use excessive foul language and on the whole am becoming a fan of Clive Cussler. Thank You...","Product: Nothing but the darkness and all around them destruction and before them nothing but the fire a bastard people far from God singing and crying in the wilderness First published in 1953 Baldwins first novel is a short but intense semiautobiographical exploration of the troubled life of the Grimes family in Harlem during the Depression\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Really Fine Novel - Semi Autobiographical\n\nReview: This is an excellent semi autobiographical novel about an African American young man living in New York. He deals with his family, society, and church.\n\nThe novel itself combines ethic dialogue with very artistic narrative. I felt that some of the narrative was drawn by bible stories. There is a passage near the end of the novel that reminded me of The Book of Ezekiel and The Book of Revelation. Many of the characters in the book had biblical names. One such character is Deborah and I felt there was some commonalities between the two \"Deborah's\".\n\nI liked this novel very much. I attempt to read African American Literature on an ongoing basis, but not to the exclusion of their literature. With that in mind I have read numerous works both of fiction and non fiction of African American Literature. In terms to novels, fiction, I would currently place this second as my personal favorite, behind \"An Autobiography Of An Ex Colored Man\" by James Weldon Johnson. I am very glad I read this novel. Thank You...","Product: Beautiful, fortune-telling Solitaire is the prisoner and tool of Mr. Big: master of fear, artist in crime and Voodoo Baron of Death. But James Bond has no time for hocus pocus. He knows that this criminal heavy hitter is also a top SMERSH operative and a real threat. More than that, after tracking him through the jazz joints of Harlem, to the everglades and on to the Caribbean, 007 has realized that Big is one of the most dangerous men he has ever faced.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Good, But Not Great, Second James Bond Novel\n\nReview: This is the second James Bond Novel authored by Ian Fleming. James Bond comes to America, Harlem, then Florida, then Jamaica. It is a decent spy action thriller. I have never been a very big fan of James Bond movies, but this novel seems, pretty much like a literary version of a James Bond film.\n\nThe book was written by a British author in 1954. Coincidentally, 1954 is the same year of the historic United States Supreme Court Decision \"Brown versus Board of Education\". So what? The modern Civil Rights movement was just gaining traction in America. This novel is more consistent with the pre modern Civil Rights viewpoint. James Bond, as a white person, does battle with American black organized criminals. There is a LOT of dated ethnic nomenclature and stereotyping that could offend some readers. I do not believe in censorship or rewriting of novels such as this. I actually find a novel such as this provides much fuel for inner contemplation. Just be advised there is a lot of ethnic references in this novel.\n\nPersonally, the above observation aside, I think this is a somewhat better written novel than the first James Bond novel, \"Casino Royale\". There is a lot of descriptive narrative that I felt was more sophisticated than the prior novel. This novel can be read without having read the first novel. There is one character, an American, Felix Leiter, who makes an appearance in this novel, who had also been in the first novel. Obviously, \"M\" and Miss Moneypenny are ongoing characters.\n\nWhen I was a youth growing up in America in the 1950s and 1960s, I was not allowed to read James Bond novels. I had friends of my age who did read them. All they talked about was the sexual aspects of these novels. By today's standards, I do not find these novels are not to be particularly salacious. But as a parent and grandparent, I would be very careful about allowing a child or grandchild to read these novels.\n\nIn summary, I am glad I read this novel, I liked it, but did not love it, I would not read it again without good cause. Thank You...","Product: When Joel Knox's mother dies, he is sent into the exotic unknown of the Deep South to live with a father he has never seen. But once he gets there, everyone is curiously evasive when Joel asks to see his father. Truman Capote's first novel, \"Other Voices, Other Rooms\" is a brilliant, searching study of homosexuality set in a shimmering landscape of heat, mystery and decadence.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fascinating on So Many Levels\n\nReview: \"Other Voices, Other Rooms\" is a very interesting first published novel of Truman Capote for several different reasons. It is an intriguing and sophisticated first novel by a young, future iconic writer. It is placed chronologically in an interesting position in regard to the tradition of \"Southern Gothic\", first, following in the footsteps of William Faulkner, Erskine Caldwell, Carson McCullers and others as precursors. As an example, Mr. Sansom, Joel's paralyzed father, reminds me of the dying aviator in \"Soldiers' Pay\". Idabel Tompkins puts me in mind of first \"Mick Kelly\" of \"The Heart is a Lonely Hunter\" and subsequently, as \"Scout\" Finch.\n\nTruman Capote is a childhood friend of Harper Lee, as well as a contemporary of Flannery O'Connor. It is semi autobiographical and, I think, one can discern the figurative, literary debut of \"Dill\" and \"Scout\" Finch from the novel \"To Kill A Mockingbird\". Joel Knox is drawn from the author, who is also the inspiration for \"Dill\". Dill is born, so to speak, in Chapter 2 of this novel. Idabel is inspired by Harper Lee, who then goes on to represent herself by \"Scout\" Finch. It also deals with the issue of homosexuality and transvestitism in a somewhat subtle manner, and just after World War II, this was a sensitive topic to say the least. As such this novel seems to me to be at a very interesting and unique literary crossroads.","Product: David Coward is Senior Lecturer in French, University of Leeds\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: GREAT - But Read The Three Musketeers First\n\nReview: I love Alexandre Dumas and I love this book. There are some qualifiers. First, this is a continuation of the saga of The Three Musketeers and other volumes. If you just jump in here you will be missing a lot of the prior story. Second, I agree with another reviewer who states the name of this volume is slightly misleading. The story does NOT revolve around The Man In The Iron Mask. He is almost a tangential figure. If one wants to read a lengthy story by Dumas, about a prisoner unjustly jailed, try The Count of Monte Cristo.\n\nIf one reads enough of Alexandre Dumas a certain style emerges. It is enjoyable and dynamic. Mr. Dumas describes many characters as seemingly bigger than life. Porthos is perhaps the perfect example. There are many superlatives in the narration. Like many other authors, Mr. Dumas refers to many other artists and historical events. I enjoy studying these references and learn a lot this way.\n\nI am not sure who my favorite classical French Author is. I love Victor Hugo, Jules Verne and Emile Zola, perhaps leaning to Mr. Hugo. However, Alexandre Dumas has really grown in my estimation and I highly recommend his work.","Product: Vintage paperback\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Loved This Book And The Audiobook As Well - If Possible Better Than The Movie\n\nReview: This book is a non fictional account of \"D Day\". The book is constructed around interviews of the actual participants in the 1950s. I am a huge fan of the movie \"The Longest Day\". I hesitated to read the book because I felt that probably all that was worth knowing from this great book was in the movie. Boy, was I wrong! This is a great book. It is quite true that the movie is fairly faithful to the book. However there is a lot of information in the book that is not in the movie. Also some of the stories in the book were changed somewhat to fit into the movie from an artistic standpoint.\n\nThe book is also very well written. As an example of all of the above points, in Chapter 25 is a story of a young German soldier who ends up in a bunker with a German Captain who will not surrender. They come under attack from a flame thrower. God it was awful. It read like fiction. The British ended up capturing them, obviously without killing or executing them afterwards. I was proud of the British in that situation for how they conducted themselves. (I state that as an American.)\n\nI cannot overstate how much I enjoyed this book. If one is a serious student of \"D Day\", this book is definitely worth the effort. Thank You...","Product: FIRST SCRIBNER PAPERBACK EDITION. 1987 trade paperback, Winston Churchill (A History of the English-Speaking Peoples, Vol. 1: The Birth of Britain). As a visionary, statesman, and historian, and the most eloquent spokesman against Nazi Germany, Winston Churchill was one of the greatest figures of the twentieth century. In this autobiography, Churchill recalls his childhood, his schooling, his years as a war correspondent in South Africa during the Boer War, and his first forays into politics as a member of Parliament. - Amazon\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Excellent Starting Point For Studying Churchill\n\nReview: Winston Churchill is a giant of history. By coincidence he is also my personal favorite foreign author of non fiction. (I am an American.) His writing style is very florid and reads like fiction rather than non fiction. He uses many illusions and has an ironical sense of humor. He was awarded a Nobel Prize for literature.\n\nThis is a autobiography, composed in mid life, in 1930, but only about his life from 1874 to 1904. As such, the story does not include anything about either World War. World War I had concluded but is not discussed in this book in any detail. World War II and Hitler's Germany remain over the horizon. For me, this creates a fascinating autobiographical \"snap shot\".\n\nChurchill describes his early life of high adventure. He combined a thirst for adventure with an interest and aptitude for writing. While still a young soldier, he wrote for a newspaper. He left the army and continued as a correspondent. He was taken prisoner in South Africa and escaped. Winston Churchill was a celebrity by the time he was in his mid 20s. After achieving fame in his twenties, he came to America to speak and met an elderly Mark Twain.\n\nAll of this is captured in a very artistic writing style. I found all of this fascinating. I purchased an audiobook along with a Kindle reading edition. I listened to the audiobook while commuting instead of listening to the radio. I memorized passages that I need to reread later. I fell this helps both my listening and memory skills. The audiobook was excellent. My copy was narrated by Fredrick Davidson.\n\nThis was an excellent reading experience. I am very grateful to have read this fine work. Thank You...","Product: Please do not hesitate to contact us for any inquiry. Money back guarantee for every item in our inventory. Your order will be delivered in 2-10 business days. We will provide tracking information. If you order a used book, it may or may not have companion materials. Thank you for your interest.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Amazing True Story Of Faith And Courage\n\nReview: This is a real life account of persons providing shelter to others in The Netherlands during the Nazi occupation in World War II. It is a story of unflinching courage. It is also a story of unblinking faith. As such it is both a work of great inspiration and also a work that provides a counterbalance to stories of moral failures.\n\nI recently read an excellent non fiction history by Tony Jundt. It is a history of Europe after World War II. I found the work to be extremely educational to me. The work is extremely detailed and well researched. Therefore Mr. Jundt has earned the right to express his opinions on various subjects and does so. He proceeds to skewer everyone, including my country, America, and, of course, The Netherlands. This book under review shows there is another side to that coin.\n\nTrue courage and true faith have always been a distinct subset of human nature. But it is not nonexistent.\nI have often asked myself the following questions. Without \"wrong\", how can there be \"right\"? How can courage exist if there is no fear? How can virtue exist if there is no vice? This book and other works like it, can prove the greatest source of inspiration, to someone such as myself. I am very grateful to have read it. Thank You...","Product: OUR COPY IS AN AUTHORIZED EDITION AND HAS THE SAME COVER AS STOCK PHOTO SHOWN. PUBLISHED IN 1936 BY DOUBLEDAY, DORAN & COMPANY. BLACK HARDCOVER WITH GOLD LETTERING ON SPINE. NO MARKING OR WRITING NOTED WITHIN BOOK. SOME SCUFFING AND FADING ON BOARDS. PAGES INTACT WITH SPLIT AT TITLE PAGE AND PAGE 1395, SHOWING NETTED FABRIC LINING. VERY NICE COPY FOR THE AGE OF THE VOLUME!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great, Wide Ranging Collection\n\nReview: This is a really great collection. O. Henry is an iconic American Short Story Writer. His stories tend to be witty and ironic and can be read in a few minutes, over a morning coffee or some such activity. Many of his stories are now \"politically incorrect\" with numerous ethnic references and behavioral stereotyping.\n\nOne of the things I like about his stories is that they can almost always be read in one comfortable sitting. I read a lot of short stories on an ongoing basis, and occasionally I encounter a so-called short story that is amazingly long. That is OK as long as I like the story. But sometimes, if I don't, I find them tedious and annoying. This is not the case with O. Henry.\n\nIf one wishes to read really humorous short stories that are somewhat dated, from a truly iconic American author, this is a fine selection. Thank You...","Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent, Classic Dickens - Much Shorter Than Most Of His Other Works\n\nReview: This is a completely enjoyable, classic Christmas Tale. If one has never read Dickens, this is a great story both as a Christmas Story, but also as an opportunity to become familiar with the author's style.\n\nMany of Mr. Dickens novels are quite lengthy. He often wrote them in serial form and they were published chapter by chapter in periodicals, almost like the Victorian version of a television mini series. No matter how enjoyable they are they can be quite lengthy. One will find themes and artistic styles of Charles Dickens from these longer works encapsulated within this fine shorter work.\n\nThis story is a novella. Personally I intentionally stretched it out over the Christmas Season, but it can be read fairly quickly. I chose to savor the experience.\n\nIn addition to the Kindle edition which was essentially free, I also purchased an audiobook read by the great great grandson of Charles Dickens. His performance was superb. I am really glad that I did that. Thank You...","Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great Social Novel\n\nReview: \"Oliver Twist\" is a relatively early novel by Charles Dickens. The title character is a child who ends up affiliated with a band of criminals. I like this novel very much, and in many ways it is a typical novel by Charles Dickens. The novel is clearly meant for mass appeal in the Victorian Society within which it was written. A modern reader may find Victorian fiction to be somewhat ornate and \"wordy\". Personally I like it very much.\n\nCharles Dickens is my second favorite author of Victorian fiction after my favorite author of all, George Eliot. I have never read a Dickens novel that I did not complete enjoy. As stated these novels were written for mass appeal and consumption in Victorian England. Charles Dickens published these novels in serial form in periodicals. He would attempt to assess the reception of his work with his readers and thus the novel may be revised before the next installment.\n\nIn general, Charles Dickens has a wry and ironic sense of humor. I find hm extremely humorous. His writing is, at times, sentimental, but again, I enjoy it, in doses. I always read Charles Dickens novels while simultaneously listening to a professional audiobook narration and did so with \"Olivier Twist\" and always find the professional narration adds to my reading experience.\n\nI have read this novel twice. I must confess that the first time, I was oblivious to what may be viewed by today's standards as anti Semitic connotations. There is a character who is a criminal who is seemingly endlessly referred to as a \"Jew\". He seems to lack redeeming virtues. I do not believe in censorship of historical works. But be prepared to encounter these references.\n\nIn summary, Victorian Fiction will not appeal to every modern reader. However I find it very entertaining and works by Charles Dickens are an excellent example of it. Thank You...","Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Another Great Charles Dickens Novel\n\nReview: Great Expectations is a very fine novel composed relatively late in the career of Charles Dickens. It is really quite excellent and in many ways embodies all that is good in the writing of Charles Dickens. I have found that some authors seem to lose some of their magic as their careers evolve. This is not the case with Charles Dickens.\n\nCharles Dickens novels have a good deal in common, but, at the same time, each tend to be unique. Charles Dickens novels have a good deal of ironic humor, pathos, and address social injustice. At the same time, Charles Dickens novels each stand alone in the storyline. Great Expectations is a \"coming of age\" novel about a particular young man \"Pip\". A good deal of the novel is narrated by Pip as he grows from youth to adulthood.\n\nCharles Dickens novels, and really many novels of this era in Great Britain, tend to be lengthy and \"wordy\" by modern American popular reading standards. This is the most common criticism that I hear from modern readers who I speak with who do not care for Dickens. At the same time, I know many people who wish to read at least one book by all the greatest novelists. Therefore if one wanted to read only one Charles Dickens novel, this really would be as good as any. In that many do Mr. Dickens works are lengthy by modern standards, I find it easier to commit myself to a leisurely reading experience and I read other, shorter works along the way. Thank You...","Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Good, Early Charles Dickens Novel - Victorian Era And Style\n\nReview: This is an early Charles Dickens novel. It was published after the Pickwick Papers and before Nicholas Nickleby. It was published over several months in serial forms as was other Dickens novels. It is written in the typical, somewhat florid Victorian style and is quite lengthy. Personally, I love this novel and other Victorian novels, but in listening to other modern readers, it is quite clear to me that this style does not suit every modern taste.\n\nI had read numerous Charles Dickens novels throughout my life and have enjoyed most of the To a great extent. I had decided to read them in chronological order. Thus far, I would say I liked them all, but I like each new one a little better than the last.\n\nOliver Twist is a fairly typical example of an early Charles Dickens novel. It is published in serial form. It is quite lengthy. It addresses social injustice. This novel focuses on the mistreatment and exploitation of children and child labor. People have names that describe certain personality traits. Underfed children are cared for by obese adults. Charles Dickens does allow good people to suffer, but also lets justice prevail and allows villains to get what's coming to them. I feel that allows him to retain his popularity.\n\nCharles Dickens also has a knack for wry, ironical humor. I find him quite humorous. Due to the length of his novels, I only read about one chapter a day. It takes me months to finish a novel, and I always read something else while reading a Dickens novel. This prevents a novel like this from becoming a true grind to me. This is another novel that I read on both audiobook and Kindle. I listened to the audiobook during commuting and converted my commuting time to \"reading\" time. This works well for me and makes lengthy works like this much more enjoyable.\n\nI am very glad I read this novel and may read it again, but not soon due to its length. Thank You...","Product: Vintage book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Well Written, But, At Times Complicated, Not For Every Reader\n\nReview: This is a novel by Saul Bellow published in 1964. The novel has a vague, factionalized, semi autobiographical aspect to it. It story is about a male having a mid life crisis. While undoubtedly well written, it is, at times, a complicated work. There are a lot of abstruse and obtuse references, often connected to an inner dialogue of the protagonist. There is no doubt in my mind that this work is not for everyone.\n\nI agree with another review that I read that this is not the book that I would select to introduce someone to Saul Bellow. I have been reading Saul Bellow's works in chronological order for study purposes. Therefore there are works of his that I have yet to read. In terms of his earlier work, the book I like, even love, the most is \"The Adventures Of Augie Match\", published about eleven years earlier. The only possible reservation in recommending that novel is that some readers will find it somewhat lengthy.\n\nAs I stated above, there are some parts of this novel that relate to the protagonist's inner thoughts and inner dialogue. This reminds me of a style of writing know as \"stream of consciousness\". I have never actually read anyone describe \"Herzog\" as being an example of stream of consciousness. In any event I cannot readily think of any example of stream of conscious writing that I truly enjoyed. However there is also a lot of this novel that is traditional narrative and that I liked very much.\n\nIn summary, this is a very well written and sophisticated work. There were parts I liked very much and I am truly glad I have read this work. However this is not a work I plan to reread without good reason as opposed Augie March which I absolutely intend to read again at the end of my study of this fine author. Thank You...","Product: Maurice Walsh was born in 1879 and served in the Irish civil service until 1933. He is the author of The Key above the Door, While Rivers Run, The Small Dark Man, And No Quarter, and The Road to Nowhere. He died in 1964.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: How Can One Not Love These Stories - Six Stars!\n\nReview: This book is a series of short stories that are related to each other. The book moves along at just the right pace for me. I can read passages as I feel like it and find the reading soothing and relaxing. The writing has a lyrical aspect that reflects the Irish culture of the time.\n\nThe book begins with a prologue that introduces the characters and themes for the stories. I found the prologue as interesting as the rest of the stories.\n\nThe first story is \"Then Came the Captain's Daughter\". It is a story of friendship, honor, and ultimately romance during an IRA rebellion.\n\nThe second story, \"Over The Border\" is a romantic story that is built off of the prologue and the first story. In the end, I loved the story. I'll leave it at that.\n\nThe third story is called \"The Quiet Man\". The quiet man is Paddy Bawn Enright, another character from the earlier stories. I remember reading that particular story, standing on its own, as a youth. This may have been over 50 years ago. I loved the story then, on its own. Now, reading the prologue and first two stories beforehand, the experience is quite sublime.\n\nThe fourth story is \"The Red Girl\". I found that story somewhat confusing. It was probably my least favorite story in this fine work.\n\nThe fifth and last story is \"Bad Town Dublin\". Although the fourth story is my least favorite, in this last story, both the author and \"The Quiet Man\" are back in form. I really like this last story. Everything is tied together.\n\nI have read longer works that are a series of interconnected short stories before. \"Winesburg Ohio\", \"Tales of The South Pacific\", and, of course, to get back to Ireland, \"Dubliners\". To be sure, James Michener is one of my favorite authors, and Sherwood Anderson and James Joyce are regarded as a true literary giants. I don't wish to be iconoclastic or regarded as a heretic but I prefer this work to the others.\n\nI never cease to be amazed at how some truly great writers become forgotten while others remain in the public's consciousness. I am currently studying John O'Hara, another author who seems forgotten. I feel as though I keep discovering a form of literary \"buried treasure\" that keeps me an avid and excited reader.\n\nThank You.","Product: William Faulkner (18971962) is the Nobel Prizewinning author of The Sound and the Fury and As I Lay Dying, among other works.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Really Interesting First Novel That I Only Discovered After Reading Faulkner's More Famous Works\n\nReview: I truly have no idea how a novel such as this seems forgotten when other novels by the same iconic author are so noteworthy. I have been studying both \"Southern Gothic\" in general and certain authors in greater detail. In that light I have been studying William Faulkner. I had previously read some of the novels he was more famous for and was somewhat embarrassed to discover he had written at least three novels prior to \"The Sound and The Fury\". Simply a lack of research on my part...\n\nI have very much enjoyed Soldier's Pay. As another reviewer mentions, I feel I can see the beginning of a developing, recognizable style. There is the shifting narrators and the flow of consciousness. I don't wish to ruin the read for anyone. I can't help but feel that there are hints of a later work, \"As I Lay Dying\". There is also a vague semi autobiographical aspect to this novel, as the author had claimed to be a World War 1 aviator. Although there appears to be a lack of documentation to this effect, it at least comports mildly with Faulkner's self described autobiography.\n\nThere are times I feel that the author tries too hard to be flowery and profound in his descriptions which may have to do with being a first novel. At other times I felt the scenes quite dramatic and gripping. I almost wish there was a sequel involving \"Joe\" Gilligan, Mrs. Powers, Julian and others.","Product: Howard E. Koch was an American playwright and screenwriter.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An Enjoyable Book - Pretty Much As Advertsied\n\nReview: This book is pretty much what it claims to be. It is a copy of the script, along with some narrative about the movie. My copy, which is identical to the photograph of the book here, does have several photographs. These photographs are mostly movie stills. There are not a large number of them. Most of the book is the script. At the end of the book are some essays and analysis. The highlight of this work for me is a 15 page analysis composed by Richard Corliss.\n\nThere was another extremely scholarly analysis by a gentleman named Umberto Eco that was above my level of comprehension. I sort of felt he was telling me why it helps if I am a moron if I really wish to enjoy this movie. But I was not smart enough to follow him. I think he used the term \"dj vu\" twice... Or maybe I just thought I read it twice. Hmm.... After that my self esteem was then rescued by the next essay by Aljean Harmetz. Anyway, I think a lover of this movie, as I am, can enjoy this book. I am glad I purchased it.","Product: A wrongly convicted man finds himself in a prison run by a sadistic warden.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Favorite Stephen King Work Thus Far - A Modern \"Count of Monte Cristo\"\n\nReview: This is the novella upon which the movie Shawshank Redemption is based. I enjoyed he movie very much. If possible, I liked this book more. The two works are similar and each recognizable as being related to each other. However there are also important differences which is common.\n\nAs a reader, I tend to favor books over movies. There are exceptions. This is a very close call. Both are excellent. I think what is most significant to me is that this is my favorite work of Stephen King thus far. I have read some of Stephen King's works with mixed feelings. This work has made me a fan. I shall now make a point of reading more Stephen King. I am always grateful to be able to add to my list of favorite authors.\n\nI suppose that what this fine novella puts in me in mind of most is the sprawling epic novel, \"The Count of Monte Cristo\" by Alexander Dumas. That is a significantly longer work of course. I enjoyed both about the same. Obviously some readers don't enjoy the very lengthy novels. I like to vary between different length of works. Thank You...","Product: <DIV>Alexis de Tocqueville (1805-1859) was a French political thinker and historian best known for his Democracy in America and The Old Regime and the Revolution. In both of these works, he explored the effects of the rising equality of social conditions on the individual and the state in western societies. He also coauthored The U.S. Penitentiary System and Its Application in France with Gustave de Beaumont and penned Recollections, which was published after his death. John Pruden is a professional voice actor who, through his own voice-over company, Voice Acting With Character, records audiobooks, corporate and online training narrations, animation and video game characters, and radio and TV commercials. His exposure to many people, places, and experiences throughout his life---from his many jobs while a young man; to his Army service as a UH-60 Black Hawk assault helicopter pilot; to his travels through forty-four U.S. states, South America, Europe, and Asia; to his experience in professional improv and singing---provides a solid creative foundation from which to draw for his intelligent audiobook narration and talented vocal characterizations. His audiobooks include Race for the Dying by Steven Havill, Telling the Truth by D. A. Carson, and On Night's Shore and Disquiet Heart, both from the Poe series by Randall Silvis.</div>\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Very Great Work, Provides Fuel for Thought - Another Great Value from Kindle!\n\nReview: This is a great work. It is also a great value. I was able to download this for free. I am very grateful.\n\nAs for the work, the writing is dated. It is not an easy read. One has to proceed slowly. A reader who is only looking for an easy, light, read will not enjoy this. Personally I mix my reading, a little heavy reading with some light reading. To much heavy reading makes me weary. If a reader is like me, try mixing this in with a popular novel. It makes it less dreary. I have read it twice while listening to an audiobook. But I just read a little at a time and then think about what I have just read.\n\nWhat I think is unique about this book is that it was composed by French nobleman about America, prior to the Civil War, when, of course, there was still slavery. The author seems to me to put the American form of government in its most favorable light. I often wonder if, even with our terrible social injustice of the time, we looked a lot better than anything going on in France.\n\nThe author seems almost oblivious to slavery. I often wonder if he is trying to advocate Democracy to the people of France and therefor avoids our most obvious shortcoming.\n\nI am completely uncredentialed when it comes to this sort of analysis. But I have also read some of the writings of Thomas Paine that are that of an America, and directed towards Europe. Mr. Paine provides all sorts of \"helpful advice\" on how Europe can improve things if only they act more like America. So what? Well Mr. Paine is resides in the American South at the time of slavery and has little to say on the subject, compared to all the helpful advice he provides to Europe about how to get their house in order.\n\nI still feel this is a very great work and provides great fuel for thought as it exists. I do not think it is a perfect work in the sense of a completely objective analysis of a perfectly fair American form of government. Again, I also think this is an outstanding value from Kindle. Thank You...","Product: A Family Party\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Thus Far My Least Favorite Work by John O'Hara\n\nReview: I like most of John O'Hara's work very much. I am from Pennsylvania and particularly enjoy his writing about the fictional town of Gibbsville and the surrounding area. Gibbsville is a substitute for Pottsville, Pa., where Mr. O'Hara grew up. This is one such work. The fictional town is Lyons, Pa., which, according to my studies is substitute for Lykens, Pa. I am very familiar with this area. I highly recommend John O'Hara, especially if you are from \"The Region\" as it is called.\n\nHowever, this particular work did not enthrall me. It is in the form of a rambling, unpolished speech that is a tribute to a local beloved doctor. It could very well appeal to another reader. But I could not help but place myself at the event in question, listening to the speech. It went on and on. It brought up painful parts of the doctor's life. As a participant at the event I would have found the whole affair excruciating. It may have just have been the format that bothered me... (My wife says I am too literal and over analyze...)","Product: Vintage paperback\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I Love Carson McCullers - The Novella Is Good But Not Her Best - The Short Stories Are Excellent\n\nReview: This is a fine novella by one of my personal very favorite authors, Carson McCullers. Specifically, as to the novella, \"The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe\", this is probably my least favorite work of hers that I have read thus far. My favorite would be \"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter\", which to me is a masterpiece.\n\nAs a possible irrelevant aside, this particular novella is part of \"The Best American Short Stories 1944\". It is also a published novella of a collection and is followed by a series of excellent short stories as described below.\n\nIf one has never read Southern Gothic, this is classic Southern Gothic. For whatever reason some characters in Southern Gothic literature have either physical, psychological, and intellectual challenges. One will find some aspects of this in \"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter\". One will find this in the works of William Faulkner, Flannery O'Connor, and Erskin Caldwell. I cannot say I completely understand Southern Gothic as a genre, but I have become enthralled with it.\n\nSo why the \"Five Star\" rating? \"The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe\" was published with a collection of short stories by Carson McCullers. These stories include \"Wunderkind\" which is a very early short story by Carson McCullers. If one has read only \"The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe\" by Carson McCullers and is not enthralled by it, please consider \"Wunderkind\". The collection that follows is just a wonderful collection of short stories.\n\n\"Wunderkind\" is an Excellent Short Story and reminds me of a short story version of a Willa Cather novel, \"The Song Of The Lark\". \"Wunderkind\" is not Southern Gothic.\n\nThe next story in the collection is \"The Jockey\". I loved that story also. It too is not Southern Gothic. It left me asking questions about the larger story.\n\nThe next story is \"Madame Zelinsky And The King Of Finland\" which I loved. It is the most humorous of this collection. It is also not Southern Gothic.\n\n\"The Sojourner\" is the next story and it is excellent. Again, not Southern Gothic, it is poignant and sophisticated.\n\n\"A Domestic Dilemma\" is next. This is a story of the complexity of marital love. Again this is quite poignant and also not Southern Gothic.\n\n\"A Tree, A Rock, A Cloud\" is the final story in this collection. It is a sad and somewhat dark story. I was glad to read it, but did not know exactly what to make of it.\n\nI completely love Carson McCullers as an author. This particular novella is a good, but not great example of her work. If you read it and don't really care for it, please don't make this the only work of hers that you read. The short stories included with the novella are all very good, but they are not Southern Gothic. \"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter\" is voluminous but a very great work. Thank You..."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Yankee Doodle Dandy is a 1942 American biographical musical film about George M. Cohan, known as \\\"The Man Who Owned Broadway\\\". It stars James Cagney.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Great Musical From The World War II Era\\n\\nReview: This is just a great movie. It was made in the early parts of World War II when the country needed upbeat movies. James Cagney acts and dances incredibly well. Joan Leslie is a great young supporting actress. James Cagney's actual sister plays his sister in this movie. This movie is another \\\"must see\\\" for a viewer seeking pure entertainment or studying Hollywood history. In the event that it matters, it is NOT an accurate biography of George M. Cohan.\\n\\nThis movie is very patriotic. It was released in early 1942, a few months after Pearl Harbor and a dark time for America.\\n\\nJames Cagney was awarded and Oscar for this performance. If one is interested in the range of James Cagney as an actor, I would recommend watching this movie and then watching \\\"White Heat\\\". Thank You...\",\n \"Product: A dramatized account of the role of the American PT Boats in the defense of the Philippines in World War II.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Excellent World, War II era, John Ford Movie\\n\\nReview: This is a World War II era movie about the U.S. Defense of the Philippines at the beginning of World War II, and the men who created PT Boats. It was directed by John Ford who had a close professional releationshp with John Wayne. The movie is loosely based on real U. S. Navy servicemen. If one knows the history of the Japanese invasion of the Philipines, one knows where this movie is headed. I have no desire to spoil this viewing experience...\\n\\nRobert Montgomery, John Wayne, and Danna Reed all appear at in this movie and are excellent. Robert Montgomery served in the U.S, Navy in World War II. This movie was not made until the end of World War II. As an aside, Robert Montgomery is the father of Elizabeth Montgomery who, I think, was most famous as starring in \\\"Bewitched\\\".\\n\\nDonna Reed plays a female leading role in this movie. This is one of my personal favorite roles that she played, along with \\\"It's A Wonderful Life\\\". Her character attends a dinner in the Philippines during war time as the only female guest. She is treated in a courtly manner, which includes being entertained by ballads by enlisted men. This scene puts me in mind of another John Ford / John Wayne movie Rio Grande wherein the lady entertained is Maureen O'Hara.\\n\\nJohn Wayne plays a compassionate Naval Officer who recites a poem for fallen warriors at a funeral. He developes a friendship with Donna Reed's character, who is a nurse. The movie accurately portrays the vicissitudes of war. There is gallantry, accompanied by suffering, personal loss, and the fate of loved ones that remains unknown.\\n\\nAs a work of art, I enjoy this movie very much and have viewed it more than once. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: It's the hope that sustains the spirit of every GI: the dream of the day when he will finally return home. For three WWII veterans, the day has arrived. But for each man, the dream is about to becomea nightmare. Captain Fred Derry (Dana Andrews) is returning to a loveless marriage; Sergeant Al Stephenson (Fredric March) is a stranger to a family that's grown up without him; and young sailor Homer Parrish (Harold Russell) is tormented by the loss of his hands. Can these three men find the courage to rebuild their world? Or are the best years of their lives a thing of the past? Featuring a brilliant cast that includes Myrna Loy and Virginia Mayo, this postwar classic garnered* seven Oscars(r), including Best Picture. Heart-wrenching, touching and \\\"filled with emotional dynamite\\\" (The Hollywood Reporter), it remains \\\"one of the best films about war veterans ever made\\\" (American Movie Classics). *1946: Director, Actor, Supporting Actor, Writing/Screenplay, Film Editing, Music/Scoring of a Dramatic or Comedy Picture\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Great Movie\\n\\nReview: This movie is an incredible work of art. It is the story of three World War II veterans returning from their service to their common home town. These veterans have to cope with a diverse array of issues including physical disability, psychological issues, marital issues and alcoholism.\\n\\nI have been looking at recent reviews about this movie. Many seem to suggest that the movie is slow moving. It makes me think that my perceptions may be dated. Time marches on. I absolutely feel this is one of the finest movies ever made. The cast is very powerful. Frederick March and Myrna Loy are great Hollywood stars. The musical score is great. This movie was awarded nine academy awards.\\n\\nI do not question modern tastes, It causes me to engage in introspection. So I try to analyze the diverse perceptions. The movie was made just after World War II. Perhaps modern viewers may not relate to these stars. Perhaps the movie is not exciting by modern standards. I think there is little need for special effects in this movie.\\n\\nI personally find the movie profoundly moving. I suppose it is true drama rather than entertainment. It is also an important work of movie history. If an individual is interested in film making history I think this movie is a \\\"must see\\\". Thank You...\",\n \"Product: One of Bogey's best movie. If you are a Bogey fan, then you want this movie for your collection.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Classic With Iconic Cast and Director\\n\\nReview: This movie is almost as good as a movie can be, especially for a student / fan of Hollywood history. The movie has a \\\"hall of fame\\\" director, John Huston. Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn are two of the greatest Hollywood icons ever. The movie was nominated for numerous academy awards. Humphrey Bogart was awarded and academy award for this work.\\n\\nThe movie is based on a book of the same name by C. S. Forester. The book is also very good and has some significant differences. It is not a lengthy book and I enjoyed reading it.\\n\\nThe film was shot on the continent of Africa. Much of it is extremely realistic. In case one cares, the actual boat is now located in Key Largo, Florida, the location of another film by Humphrey Bogart, and is available for viewing. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Enemy Below [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1957] 6301662954\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Excellent 1950s Era American War Movie, Based On British Novel\\n\\nReview: This is a really excellent movie about a fictional encounter between an American destroyer and a German submarine. The movie depicts a \\\"chess match\\\" type encounter between the two captains. The movie stars Robert Mitchum. It is directed by Dick Powell. It is one of my personal favorite movies about World War II.\\n\\nThe movie is based on a novel authored by a British author who was an actual British naval officer in charge of escorting shipping in World War II. The novel depicts a British warship and crew in a similar encounter with a German submarine. The novel is food, not great. Generally I like books bette than the movies that are hey inspire. This is not the case here. I prefer the movie. However I completely respect the author of the novel.\",\n \"Product: America's favorite all-time detectives in a surprise filled blend of mystery!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Witty Murder Mystery - The Second Thin Man Movie\\n\\nReview: This is the 1936 sequel to the original Thin Man Movie. The setting is San Francisco as opposed to New York. The holiday is New Years as opposed to Christmas. William Powell and Myrna Loy co star once again. The movie features a very early role for James Stewart.\\n\\nThe movie is very witty. I tend not to like sequels. This movie is an exception and I like it better than the original Thin Man movie. The two movies do not really depend on each other and this movie can be viewed as a stand alone movie.\\n\\nThe movie is dated in style. Primarily I enjoy it as a piece of Hollywood History. As is true for many movies from this period there is some ethnic stereotyping that a modern viewer may find not consistent with their values. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Cover is a little worn, but tape still plays great\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Powerful Drama - A \\\"Must See\\\" For A Student of Hollywood History\\n\\nReview: This is a gripping drama that portrays the seething rage of some American Youth. James Dean, Natalie Wood, and Sal Mineo were great actors and stars. James Dean died very young just after this movie was made. Natalie Wood was a child star. Although a modern viewer may find it somewhat stylistically dated, it is nonetheless an excellent, iconic drama.\\n\\nThis movie was from the 1950s when American Middle Class society was being portrayed as homogenized. Conformance was the order of the day. The movie \\\"The Blackboard Jungle\\\" was produced at about the same time. These movies seem to at the vanguard of the social unrest of the 1960s. This is a great movie. I love this movie and I hate it at the same time.\",\n \"Product: The Longest Day [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Somewhat Dated But A Very Entertaining Movie - The Book Is Even Better!\\n\\nReview: The art of movie making inevitable continues to evolve and mostly improves. Therefore, I think that some older movies need to be appreciated for the artistic efforts that they are. I agree with another review that I read here, that the scene of Omaha Beach in \\\"Saving Private Ryan\\\" was a much more realistic scene than this in \\\"The Longest Day\\\". But I stil greatly enjoyed that part of th movie and the movie as a whole.\\n\\nThe cast itself is one of the greatest casts ever assembled. One could spend years just studying the lives and artistic careers of the cast. John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Henry Fonda, Richard Burton, Shawn Connery, and on and on, holy cow... I am not a true Hollywood historian, I just play one on Amazon, but I truly cannot name another movie with this number of iconic actors.\\n\\nThe movie is not simply one ongoing story. Rather it is a series of stories about D Day that progress parallel to each other. The action shifts from story to story. It easily holds my attention although it is a long movie.\\n\\nOne of my hobbies is comparing and contrasting movies with the literature upon which they are based. I recently read the book, The Longest Day. That is why I again watched the movie and am now writing this review. As I understand it, Cornelius Ryan, the author participated in the screen play for the movie. As much as I enjoyed the movie, I liked the book more. (Yes, I have no life...)\\n\\nThank You...\",\n \"Product: VHS Tape\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An Enjoyable Time Piece \\\"Drive In\\\" Movie\\n\\nReview: This is a movie starring Ray Milland and Frankie Avalon. It is also directed by Ray Milland. It is from 1962 and was shot in black and white. It is a story about survival after an atomic attack. It is a fun movie experience.\\n\\nThis movie puts me in mind of the kind of movie I went to see at a drive in when I was youth. Movies like this would part of a double feature. In my mind it is an above average \\\"B\\\" movie. The special effects are strictly average. Firearm safety is nonexistent.\\n\\nThe movie, of course, is fiction. However, there are some strange coincidences that occur that makes the movie even more unbelievable. What made the movie most enjoyable to me is the time piece aspect of the movie. The vehicles, of course, are from the 1950s and the early 1960s. The towns outside Los Angeles are amazingly rustic.\\n\\nThis is a fun movie for a fan of the 1950s and 1960s. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Baseball Comedy\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Vintage Baseball Movie From The Early 1950s\\n\\nReview: This is a fun baseball movie from the early 1950s. It is a vintage \\\"time capsule\\\" type movie that one needs to be in the mood to watch. It is quaint by today's standards. I have seen it more than once and completely enjoy it every time. The special effects, such as they are, are quite dated. Essentially the movie requires viewer to simply suspend their sense of reality and just enjoy the movie for what it is.\\n\\nPaul Douglas shares a staring role with the more iconic Janet Leigh. In this movie, Paul Douglas plays a baseball team manager. A few years before, Paul Douglas had played a player in another run baseball movie, \\\"It Happens Every Spring\\\" with Ray Milland. I like them both a lot, but I think I like this one a little bit more as it is a bit of faith based morality story that really appeals to me. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: A vengeful Australian policeman sets out to avenge his partner, his wife and his son\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Stunts And Special Effects - But Too Violent And Painful For My Taste\\n\\nReview: This is a 1979 action movie set in the \\\"near future\\\" about a dystopian society in Australia. The movie provides the breakthrough role for a then, young, Mel Gidson. The are a lot of high speed car and motorcycle chases and stunts. The movies seems to me to be technically solid. It also sets the stage for sequels. I can easily see how this movie may appeal to some viewers and not to others. I respect other opinions, but I just cannot enjoy a movies like this.\\n\\nI watched this movie while visiting relatives. It is not normally the kind of movie I would take upon myself to watch. One may want to take that into account in regard to my review. If a viewer is like me and does not enjoy gratuitous violence, one may not enjoy this movie as a viewing experience. This movie reminds me of some of the extremely violent movies I saw as a youth at drive ins. I sort of liked them then. I have to admit, don't mind seeing extreme \\\"bad guys\\\" get what's coming to them, but I hate all the violence against innocent victims that sets the stage for the inevitable climax.\",\n \"Product: Oscar-winning cinematography and a deftly woven script turn the simple story of an American writer (Joseph Cotten) who travels to Vienna to meet his old friend Harry Lime (Orson Welles) into a haunting noir masterpiece. 1949, b&w, 100 min.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Excellent Movie Based on A Really Fine Novel\\n\\nReview: I love to read. I also enjoy the viewing any movie that is based on the novel. I generally enjoy novels more than the movies. There are exceptions. Some really excellent movies are based on very mediocre novels.\\n\\nIn this case the novel is very good. The author is Graham Greene and if you enjoy novels, you may find it well worth your effort to become familiar with the works of this exceptional author. Normally I would expect to find this novel to be better than the movie. But this was not the case.\\n\\nThis has to be one of the finest movies ever made. It is a true work of art. I personally love film noir and this is a supreme example of this art form. The cast is outstanding. The acting is superb. Having read the novel and having viewed the movie, I can tell you there is a famous addition to the movie dialogue referring to \\\"cuckoo clocks\\\". In case you have not seen the movie, I am being intentionally vague. According to my studies this change was made by Orson Welles himself. I feel it adds much to the script.\\n\\nI highly recommend this movie. This is more than a simple viewing experience. It is an art experience.\",\n \"Product: What do a down-and-out Broadway producer, his anxiety-attack-prone accountant, a go-go dancing Swedish secretary, and a Nazi playwright have in common? They're all part of Mel Brooks's wild and wacky first film, THE PRODUCERS. In this hysterical farce, rapacious but lovable producer Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel) hasn't had a hit in years and resorts to fulfilling sexually crazed little old ladies' fantasies for extra cash. But when he meets his new meek, neurotic accountant, Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder), the two accidentally come up with a plot to oversell shares in a surefire flop musical and make off with the profits. The plan sends the new partners-in-crime on a search for the worst play ever: SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER, written by an ex-Nazi (Kenneth Mars) whose only friends are the filthy city pigeons he keeps on his roof. Inspired, manic performances by all involved, along with Brooks's lively direction--which affectionately alludes to such MGM Golden Age musicals as SINGIN' IN THE RAIN--make THE PRODUCERS both referential and highly original as it moves along swiftly to the ultimate musical climax.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Oh My Goodness!! Holy Cow!!\\n\\nReview: This is a movie that is a comedy about a musical farce about Hitler. It is possible I should explain that I had been informed by someone that this movie is extremely offensive. I felt the need to defend the artists involved in this work and did so. This proved to be a painful exercise for me and I was ridiculed for my position. This in part motivated me to compose this review. I think it needs to be said that the screen writer, Mel Brooks, one of my favorites, comes from a Jewish tradition. I am quite positive there is no intention to offend people of the Jewish faith. But Jeepers!!\\n\\nThis movie is so \\\"off the hook\\\" that I am almost afraid to say how much I like it. The only easy comparison I can make is to the writing of Flannery O'Connor. Mel Brooks has had a great, lengthy career. But this may be his greatest work. He did receive an academy award for it. Turn off your political correctness detector for a couple of hours and sit down and enjoy this one. Just don't tell anybody. And if you say I said to do so, I will deny it. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: The Fighting Sullivans (VHS)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Moving World War II True Story\\n\\nReview: This movie is based on a true story about one family with five brothers who served together on one ship in World War II. I suppose the average viewer will be familiar with the story, but I do not wish to risk spoiling anything for a viewer. All I can say is that World War II was very difficult time.\\n\\nThe movie was made during World War II and of course is very patriotic. This is a movie wherein the story is more important than the cast. Although based on a true story, the details of actual story is not completely accurately represented in the movie. The movie is well made and is capable of evoking emotion. I have watched it more than once and am very glad to know the story and have seen the movie. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Amazon.com REview: Blarney and bliss, mixed in equal proportions. John Wayne plays an American boxer who returns to the Emerald Isle, his native land. What he finds there is a fiery prospective spouse (Maureen O'Hara) and a country greener than any Ireland seen before or since--it's no surprise The Quiet Man won an Oscar for cinematography. It also won an Oscar for John Ford's direction, his fourth such award. The film was a deeply personal project for Ford (whose birth name was Sean Aloysius O'Fearna), and he lavished all of his affection for the Irish landscape and Irish people on this film. He also stages perhaps the greatest donnybrook in the history of movies, an epic fistfight between Wayne and the truculent Victor McLaglen--that's Ford's brother, Francis, as the elderly man on his deathbed who miraculously revives when he hears word of the dustup. Barry Fitzgerald, the original Irish elf, gets the movie's biggest laugh when he walks into the newlyweds' bedroom the morning after their wedding, and spots a broken bed. The look on his face says everything. The Quiet Man isn't the real Ireland, but as a delicious never-never land of Ford's imagination, it will do very nicely. --Robert Horton\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Movie is Five Star Entertainment - The Book is A Six Star Reading Experience\\n\\nReview: This movie is great. The cast is strong to the point of being iconic. The director is also iconic. The movie was shot at the height of John Wayne's career. Maureen O'Hara is the perfect co-star.\\n\\nThe cast includes co-stars from other John Wayne movies that, to me at least, resembles an ensemble. I would refer a viewer to the movie Fort Apache. Fort Apache is the first of a so called \\\"calvalry trilogy\\\" that serves as an example of this ensemble.\\n\\nThe movie is based on a short story \\\"The Quiet Man\\\" written by Maurice Walsh. This short story is part of a larger series of connected short stories by the same author. I really enjoy comparing movies to the literature the movie is based on. Sometimes I prefer one, sometimes the other. As great as this movie is, I think the book is even better.\\n\\nThere are significant changes in the movie from the short story. This, of course, is common. The result is a great movie of hilgh entertainment. If one is a reader, as I am, the book is even more enjoyable, even to the point of being profound.\",\n \"Product: George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. One of the greatest but most complex military geniuses ever is depicted in Oscar-winning form by Scott who won and abruptly refused the coveted Best Actor Award for his extraordinary performance. DVD released 11/6/2001.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: George C. Scott At His Finest\\n\\nReview: This is an Academy Award Winning Film. I believe the movie was nominated for 11 Academy Awards and won 7. George C. Scott plays the leading role and in essence, becomes Patton. I have seen George C. Scott in many movies, and this may be my favorite, although I thought he was really great in \\\"Doctor Strangelove\\\".\\n\\nKarl Malden, another personal favorite actor, also appears as Omar Bradley. Karl Malden's real family name is Sekulovich. If one watches Karl Malden in movies, one will hear him refer to others using that name. He does so in this movie during the story of the fighting on Sicily.\\n\\nFrancis Ford Coppola, an iconic director, wrote the screenplay for this movie and also earned an Academy Award, two years before directing \\\"The Godfather\\\".\\n\\nI enjoy this movie very much and is one of a relative few that I am willing to watch more than once. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Adapted from Rod Sterling's teleplay, REQUIEM FOR A HEAVYWEIGHT stars Anthony Quinn, Jackie Gleason, Mickey Rooney and Julie Harris. It tells the story of a prizefighter who eventually falls into theworld of professional wrestling. Muhammad Ali (billed as Cassius Clay) has a small role as a fighter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Great Classic ... In Its Original Format\\n\\nReview: This is a true drama. At times it is very painful. I suppose a modern viewer may find the movie a bit slow moving. To me this is film making art at its finest. For the ardent student of Hollywood history, this film is a true \\\"must see\\\".\\n\\nThis film made me a permanent fan of Anthony Quinn. I almost do not know how a role could have been performed better. Jackie Gleason was also very good. As a child, I saw Jackie Gleason as a comedic buffoon.. I had no idea what a fine dramatic actor he was.\\n\\nI saw the movie in its full length. I keep seeing that the DVD is edited. I have no idea why this would be done. Occasionally I see a shortened version of great books. I always opt for the full length version whenever I can. Recently I tried to rent this on TCM and the runnng time was 85 minutes. I believe that is the edited version. The original running time was more like and hour and a half. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, Victor McLaglen. An American prizefighter moves to Ireland to become a peaceful man-only to face constant turmoil. 1952/color/153 min/NR/fullscreen.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Romantic Story Set In Ireland\\n\\nReview: This is a very enjoyable movie to watch. It is something of a departure for John Wayne from the westerns and military movies that he is noted for. However it is not a complete departure. John Wayne plays a former professional fighter who fought and gained some fame in America, and then returns to his family roots in Ireland. There he finds romance and some clash of cultures. It is a romance, but the \\\"Duke\\\" still gets to be the Duke.\\n\\nThe movie is of Academy Award stature with the director, John Ford, being awarded an Academy Award for best director. There was a second Academy Award for best cinematography.\\n\\nThe movie is based fairly loosely on a short story of the same name by Maurice Walsh. As is common, there are important differences between the short story and the movie. As much as I enjoyed the movie, and I do a lot, I like the short story more, especially when read along with the other related short stories that it is part of. I am very glad I experienced both the stories and the movie. Thank You..\",\n \"Product: Oscar(r) winner* Ginger Rogers and Joseph Cotten top a stellar cast in this tender wartimelove story about two troubled strangers who meet by chance and try to crowd a lifetime of love and laughter into eight days. \\\"Studded with brilliant performances\\\" (Variety), I'll Be Seeing You \\\"manages to ambush your emotions and hasten your heart beats\\\" (Hollywood Citizen-News). After serving half of a prison sentence for accidental manslaughter, Mary Marshall (Rogers) is allowed a holiday furlough to visit her family. Keeping her history a secret, she falls in love with a kindhearted GI (Cotten) who's struggling to overcome shell shock. Both long for a normal life. But can they have it if he learns the truth about her? *1940: Actress, Kitty Foyle\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Nice Christmas Story - World War II Era\\n\\nReview: In my estimation, this movie must be viewed through the prism of a Christmas Story. The story line itself is unlikely, but that is how many Christmas stories begin. A wounded and traumatized GI meets a female prisoner, with a heart of gold, who is on Christmas furlough.\\n\\nThe cast is very interesting. Ginger Rogers was a real star who may be becoming forgotten. Joseph Cotten was never a super star, but appeared in many of the greatest movies of the time. Shirley Temple, of course, was a child super star. I think that for a film historian this movie is really interesting.\\n\\nThe movie was made during World War II. America was a very different place and that was a very different time. Thousands of young men were facing death every day and many were dying thousands of miles from home. Again I cannot help but feel that zeitgeist plays a huge factor in the making of this fine, but not great film.\\n\\nIn summary, I truly believe that if a viewer really wants to appreciate this film, one must view it in context. With all of the above in mind, I really enjoy this movie.\",\n \"Product: Laserdisc version of the movie Jaws.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An All Time, All Time Great\\n\\nReview: The problem with writing a review for this movie is I can't think of anything that has not already been said. I will say that I enjoy comparing movies with the book or story they are based on. I purchased the book after seeing the movie. I wished I had done it the other way around. The book was OK. The movie was better than the book.\\n\\nThe movie is a true thriller. Tension is built while seeing very little of the shark. The movie also does a great job of humanizing the characters. The interactions of the chief and his son is heartwarming. The pathos of a mother of a dead child is extremely accurately conveyed. At this point In time, there is also a certain time capsule aspect to this movie that I greatly enjoy now. This movie now provides a great viewing experience.\\n\\nThank You...\",\n \"Product: A classic musical from Stanley Donen and Michael Kidd in a beautiful presentation.\\n\\nA must-see for lovers of the classic MGM musicals.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Musical - Seven Brides For Seven Felons\\n\\nReview: This is an excellent musical from the early 1950s during the golden age of Hollywood musicals. It stars Howard Keel and Jane Powell. It is about men in the Oregon back country seeking wives. The songs are OK. The music and dancing are outstanding. The costumes are very colorful.\\n\\nI enjoy watching actors and actresses early in their careers. One such person in this movie is Julie Newmar, \\\"Dorcas\\\". She later plays the role of \\\"Catwoman\\\" in the 1960s television show \\\"Bat Man\\\". Similarly, Russ Tamblyn, \\\"Gideon\\\", later stars in \\\"West Side Story\\\". Like this musical, \\\"West Side Story\\\" is loosely based on another story \\\"Romeo And Juliet\\\".\\n\\nMake no mistake about it, I feel this is a very great musical. However it is very loosely based on \\\"The Rape of The Sabine Women\\\". The abducted women are, of course, not mistreated after the initial abduction. But as a parent, I would have have been sick, out of my mind, if one of these young ladies was my daughter. Jane Powell actually states that to Howard Keel. Howard Keel says it later. Then the romantic frolic continues. I suppose I am just over thinking it. As President Obama once said about himself, I am just an old fuddy duddy. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Gary Cooper won the Oscar(R) for the Best Actor in this classic tale of a lawman who stands alone to defend a town of cowardly citizens against a gang of revenge-seeking criminals. In the greatest showdown in the history of cinema, Cooper stands to lose not only the town but his new wife, Grace Kelly. The film also stars one of Hollywood's most beloved and prolific actors, Lloyd Bridges, and marks the first starring role for a beautiful young actress and internationally adored screen legend - Grace Kelly. HIGH NOON garnered a total of four Academy Awards(R) including Best Editing, Score and Original Song.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Truly Great Movie With A Great Cast\\n\\nReview: This is a really great movie. It is shot in real time. The movie lasts the same length of time as is depicted on the clocks in the small town. One could cut the tension with a knife. The movie is shot in black and white that was meant to increase dramatic effect.\\n\\nThe acting is great. Gary Cooper is the lead. He plays an upright town marshall that the town abandons. He is married that day to a lady played by Grace Kelly. This is Grace Kelly's second movie appearance.\\n\\nThe movie is based on a short story named \\\"The Tin Star\\\". The short story I am speaking of was composed by John Cunningham. I found it in a fine compilation A Century of Western Short Stories edited by a gentleman name John Jakes. I have read this short story. The movie has significant changes and is far superior.\\n\\nI do not know how many books have been written about High Noon. I had not read any. But I am currently reading one of the best biographies that I have ever read. It is about Grace Kelly. It is named \\\"Grace, A Biography\\\". It is written by Thilo Wydra. I. This very detailed biography, Mr. Wydra goes into many details about other people and movies, etc...\\n\\nIn this fine work, Mr. Wydra goes into great detail about this movie. Mr. Wydra states that this movie is a metaphor for the McCarthy political era of the late 1940s and early 1950s. I had never made that connection. Mr. Wydra also states that the interactions between Grace Kelly and another female actress, Katy Jurado, is a debate about the roles of women and feminism. I had never thought of that.\\n\\nIn any event, I recommend this movie standing on its own. If, by any chance, you are interested in Hollywood history and the place of this movie in that history, you may wish to read Mr. Wydra's analysis. Thank You.\",\n \"Product: Laserdisc version of the movie Jaws.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An All Time, All Time Great\\n\\nReview: The problem with writing a review for this movie is I can't think of anything that has not already been said. I will say that I enjoy comparing movies with the book or story they are based on. I purchased the book after seeing the movie. I wished I had done it the other way around. The book was OK. The movie was better than the book.\\n\\nThe movie is a true thriller. Tension is built while seeing very little of the shark. The movie also does a great job of humanizing the characters. The interactions of the chief and his son is heartwarming. The pathos of a mother of a dead child is extremely accurately conveyed. At this point In time, there is also a certain time capsule aspect to this movie that I greatly enjoy now. This movie now provides a great viewing experience.\\n\\nThank You...\",\n \"Product: A classic musical from Stanley Donen and Michael Kidd in a beautiful presentation.\\n\\nA must-see for lovers of the classic MGM musicals.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Musical - Seven Brides For Seven Felons\\n\\nReview: This is an excellent musical from the early 1950s during the golden age of Hollywood musicals. It stars Howard Keel and Jane Powell. It is about men in the Oregon back country seeking wives. The songs are OK. The music and dancing are outstanding. The costumes are very colorful.\\n\\nI enjoy watching actors and actresses early in their careers. One such person in this movie is Julie Newmar, \\\"Dorcas\\\". She later plays the role of \\\"Catwoman\\\" in the 1960s television show \\\"Bat Man\\\". Similarly, Russ Tamblyn, \\\"Gideon\\\", later stars in \\\"West Side Story\\\". Like this musical, \\\"West Side Story\\\" is loosely based on another story \\\"Romeo And Juliet\\\".\\n\\nMake no mistake about it, I feel this is a very great musical. However it is very loosely based on \\\"The Rape of The Sabine Women\\\". The abducted women are, of course, not mistreated after the initial abduction. But as a parent, I would have have been sick, out of my mind, if one of these young ladies was my daughter. Jane Powell actually states that to Howard Keel. Howard Keel says it later. Then the romantic frolic continues. I suppose I am just over thinking it. As President Obama once said about himself, I am just an old fuddy duddy. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Gary Cooper won the Oscar(R) for the Best Actor in this classic tale of a lawman who stands alone to defend a town of cowardly citizens against a gang of revenge-seeking criminals. In the greatest showdown in the history of cinema, Cooper stands to lose not only the town but his new wife, Grace Kelly. The film also stars one of Hollywood's most beloved and prolific actors, Lloyd Bridges, and marks the first starring role for a beautiful young actress and internationally adored screen legend - Grace Kelly. HIGH NOON garnered a total of four Academy Awards(R) including Best Editing, Score and Original Song.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Truly Great Movie With A Great Cast\\n\\nReview: This is a really great movie. It is shot in real time. The movie lasts the same length of time as is depicted on the clocks in the small town. One could cut the tension with a knife. The movie is shot in black and white that was meant to increase dramatic effect.\\n\\nThe acting is great. Gary Cooper is the lead. He plays an upright town marshall that the town abandons. He is married that day to a lady played by Grace Kelly. This is Grace Kelly's second movie appearance.\\n\\nThe movie is based on a short story named \\\"The Tin Star\\\". The short story I am speaking of was composed by John Cunningham. I found it in a fine compilation A Century of Western Short Stories edited by a gentleman name John Jakes. I have read this short story. The movie has significant changes and is far superior.\\n\\nI do not know how many books have been written about High Noon. I had not read any. But I am currently reading one of the best biographies that I have ever read. It is about Grace Kelly. It is named \\\"Grace, A Biography\\\". It is written by Thilo Wydra. I. This very detailed biography, Mr. Wydra goes into many details about other people and movies, etc...\\n\\nIn this fine work, Mr. Wydra goes into great detail about this movie. Mr. Wydra states that this movie is a metaphor for the McCarthy political era of the late 1940s and early 1950s. I had never made that connection. Mr. Wydra also states that the interactions between Grace Kelly and another female actress, Katy Jurado, is a debate about the roles of women and feminism. I had never thought of that.\\n\\nIn any event, I recommend this movie standing on its own. If, by any chance, you are interested in Hollywood history and the place of this movie in that history, you may wish to read Mr. Wydra's analysis. Thank You.\",\n \"Product: A young boy learns that he has extraordinary powers and is not of this Earth. As a young man, he journeys to discover where he came from and what he was sent here to do. But the hero in him must emerge if he is to save the world from annihilation and become the symbol of hope for all mankind.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lots Of Very Good Acting - Above Average Movie\\n\\nReview: This is a very good movie. As an older viewer, I have to say I prefer movies of another era. Great acting is always great acting. However special effects have evolved to a point where there seems to be no limit to the scenes being portrayed. The special effects keep improving. But ever since the movie \\\"Independence Day\\\" I feel like a lot of these War of the World's, Us versus The Alien, type movies resemble each other thematically.\\n\\nThere seems to be a lot of symbolism involved in this movie. Is it just a coincidence that Clark Kent lived on the planet 33 years when this story takes place? They said it twice that I recall. I sort of got the feeling there was some sort of religious allegory going on. If I am correct about that, I did not care for that.\\n\\nI enjoyed watching this movie. But I don't feel it is the greatest movie I ever saw. Personally, I sort of prefer the more classic movie making. Probably just a function of age. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: FOUR DENIZENS IN THE WORLD OF HIGH-FINANCE PREDICT THE CREDIT AND HOUSING BUBBLE COLLAPSE OF THE MID-2000S, AND DECIDE TO TAKE ON THE BIG BANKS FOR THEIR GREED AND LACK OF FORESIGHT.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Both Educational And Entertaining - An Unusual Format\\n\\nReview: This movie is, at times educational, at times hilarious, at times infuriating. It is about the 2008 financial crisis. I found it completely enthralling. I definitely need to watch it a second time. But it is the kind of movie I will look forward to seeing again. The cast is great. It would be almost impossible for me to say whose performance I enjoyed the most. For what it is worth I did really enjoy Christian Bale.\\n\\nI read a book on this subject by Neil Barofsky. The name of the book is \\\"Bailout\\\". It is also excellent. All of this seems complicated. I feel I learned a lot from Mr. Barofsky. But I also needed to see this movie. But I still don't get all of it. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Chester Kent produces Musical Comedies on the stage. With the beginning of the talkies aera he changes to producing short musical proluges for movies. But this is stressing him, because he always needs new units and his rival is always stealing his ideas. So he can get an contract with a producer, if he is able to stage in three days three new proluges. In spite of great problems he does it.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Period Piece\\n\\nReview: This is an excellent example of a \\\"pre production code\\\" musical. It was released in 1933 and is shot in black and white. It is dated and may not appeal to some modern viewers looking for a modern movie experience. However it is very enjoyable and a very interesting movie from the standpoint of Hollywood history. Due to being pre production code, it is much more risqu than movies will be for many years afterward.\\n\\nSome of the musical dance scenes, at the end of the musical are very ornate. The most ornate scenes are choreographed and directed by Busby Berkeley. Those most ornate scenes are vintage \\\"Busby Berkeley\\\". Mr. Busby employs females as elements of art. Some of the scenes look like a kaleidoscope. It is very unique.\\n\\nJames Cagney was a serious mobster type character actor in Hollywood. However he was a very gifted song and dance man. He did not get to showcase those skills. I am only guessing, but I suspect there was concern that the song and dance roles would be out of character for him and somehow that would compromise his tough guy image. In any event, if one wishes one could watch this movie and then watch \\\"Yankee Doodle Dandy\\\" produced approximately eight years later. If one does so, one can easily see the James Cagney song and dance style.\\n\\nThere is one shot in this movie at the end, wherein there is a sailor character in a dance scene that appears to be John Garfield. The shot is only one second long. Supposedly it is not Mr. Garfield. But it sure looks like him.\\n\\nI enjoy the movie very much, but it is definitely a time piece. I like to study films from the standpoint of art and Hollywood history. From this perspective this movie is a treasure chest. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Romantic Comedy\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A Pleasant, Dated Musical\\n\\nReview: This is a pleasant musical from the mid 1950s. It involves a budding romance between Dan Dailey and, to me, the fabulous Cyd Charisse. It is impossible for me not to like a movie with Cyd Charisse. However she is not the prototype leading lady. Dan Dailey is good, but not great. There are numerous brief appearances of stars from the era. Frankie Laine appears and performs a good but forgettable number. Sammy Davis Jr. performs an excellent rendition of \\\"Frankie and Johnny\\\" but does not appear. Hmm... John Brascia appears as a dance partner for Cyd Charisse. John Brascia was also a special dance partner for Vera Ellen in \\\"White Christmas\\\". In reality, this movie is probably of medium quality. I think it is considered more or less forgettable. The stars just don't have enough horse power...\\n\\nPersonally, I enjoy the dated, time capsule aspect of many movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60s. Las Vegas was a far different city than now. I recently drove through Las Vegas. It was huge. I took one look and kept going. Las Vegas was still just beginning to grow in the 1950s.\\n\\nI found this to be a pleasant viewing experience, but it might not suit all modern viewers. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: vhs tape,woman in the window\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Some Of \\\"The Woman In the Window\\\" DVDs Are Colorized - The Movie Is Film Noir\\n\\nReview: As far as the movie itself, \\\"The Woman In The Window\\\" is a very clever 1944 movie with a strong cast and was originally shot in black and white. It is one of the movies that caused the term \\\"film noir\\\" to come into being. On this particular DVD my version is colorized. The movie is, of course, still very clever. But I enjoy the study of film noir as its own art form. In that context, if one wishes to study this fine movie as film noir, be aware that some of these DVDs are colorized.\\n\\nAs far as the movie itself, Edward G. Robinson, Raymond Massie, Dan Duryea, and Joan Bennett are all wonderful actors and great in this film. I will not risk spoiling the viewing experience for someone who has not seen it, but I need to confess I was completely surprised during the movie. As a student of film noir, I need to see it in black and white, as it was intended. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: vhs\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Hero Portraying A Hero\\n\\nReview: This is a very fine movie from the 1950s about an actual heroic figure, John Clum. Mr. Clum is portrayed by Audie Murphy. Audie Murphy was one of the most decorated American Combat Verterans of World War II. Audie Murphy went on to have a lengthy career in movies. This is perhaps my personal favorite Audie Murphy movie. It was not a commercial success. Although based on a real person, parts of this movie are obviously dramatic fictionalization.\\n\\nThe movie is about Mr. Clum's relationship with Native Americans in Arizona in the 19th century. There were many difficulties. Mr. Clum represented the interests of Native Americans to the United States Government. It was an uphill struggle to say the least.\\n\\nAppearing with Audie Murphy in this movie is Charles Drake. I have seen Mr. Drake in other movies with Audie Murphy. Mr. Drake's character plays a close friend of Mr. Clum. In the movie \\\"To Hell And Back\\\" Charles Drake also played the role of Audie Murphy's best friend.\\n\\nAnne Bancroft also appears in this movie. She is also an iconic actress and had a lengthy, distinguished career, and won an academy award in the \\\"Miracle Worker\\\". She portrays a Native American in this movie. I love her in this role.\\n\\nJay Silverheels appears in this movie and portrays Geronimo. Mr. Silverheels is famous for playing \\\"Tonto\\\" in the \\\"Lone Ranger\\\" television show.\\n\\nAs I stated, this movie was not a commercial success. I think it is largely forgotten. It is nonetheless a fine movie and I am glad I was able to see it. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Swellegant and elegant. Deluxe and delovely. Cole Porter was the most sophisticated name in 20th-century songwriting. And to play him on screen, Hollywood chose debonair icon Cary Grant. Grant stars for the first time in color in this fanciful biopic. Alexis Smith plays Linda, whose serendipitous meetings with Cole lead to a meeting at the altar. More than 20 Porter songs grace this tale of triumph and tragedy, with Grant lending his amiable voice to You're the Top, Night and Day and more. Monty Woolley, a Yale contemporary of Porter, portrays himself. And Jane Wyman, Mary Martin, Eve Arden and others provide vocals and verve. Lights down. Curtain up. Standards embraced by generations are yours to enjoy Night and Day.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Enjoyable Post World War II Musical\\n\\nReview: This is a very pleasant musical based loosely on the life of Cole Porter. Cole Porter is played by Cary Grant, a great actor and true Hollywood icon. The movie highlights the vast array of songs authored by Cole Porter.\\n\\nAlthough based on the life of Cole Porter, the are great liberties taken with Mr. Porter's actual biography. When I was a youth I used to see movies such as this and mistook them for actual biographies. The movie itself is stylistically dated. As such it may not appeal to every modern viewer. However it is a very fine movie with a very strong cast from this period. Personally, I enjoyed it very much and am very glad I was able to see it. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: No Fear Shakespeare: I Simply Cannot Completely Enjoy Shakespeare Without Help\\n\\nReview: Having read other reviews, I am somewhat confused. This review is regarding \\\"No Fear Shakespeare,Hamlet\\\". I love this product. I first attempted to tackle Shakespeare in high school. Admittedly I was a poor, immature student. However I could not flee Shakespeare fast enough. As an adult, I wanted to be a more serious student and be accepted as such. My secret dread and ignorance of Shakespeare was always lurking. Finally one of my daughters suggested I try No Fear Shakespeare. I had no idea what she was talking about.\\n\\nIn any event, I used this book, and read an audiobook performance at the same time. I then watched a movie of Hamlet starring Kenneth Branagh. It was a lot of work, but well worth it. I am so glad I did this.\\n\\nSince then, I have studied and read 24 Shakespeare plays. As recently as today, I was reading a short story where a character in the story was referred to as \\\"Mercutio\\\". I knew exactly the author was referring to a character from \\\"Romeo and Juliet\\\". David McCullough wrote that Harry Truman had childhood friends who called him \\\"Noble Horatio\\\"(Hamlet). The name of the Stephen Ambrose work, \\\"Band of Brothers\\\" is taken from King Henry V. It is fun to know immediately to understand these references. Thank You No Fear Shakespeare.\",\n \"Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Apparently A Very Early Shakespeare Comedy - A Good Study\\n\\nReview: I am strictly a Shakespeare amateur. I am trying to become \\\"well read\\\" by self education.\\n\\nAccording to my studies, it is generally believed that this is an early work of Shakespeare, maybe his first \\\"comedy\\\" and maybe his first play. It is seldom performed. And for me, reading Shakespeare is not as enjoyable as watching a good performance.\\n\\nIf it is correct that this is an early Shakespeare play, and I think that it is, one of the most valuable aspects of the play is reading it and comparing it to his later work. There is a gentleman named Harold Bloom who writes about literature. Mr. Bloom has observed if one reads an early Shakespeare play and compare it to some of his contemporaries, such as Christopher Marlowe, Shakespeare is more or less just another decent playwright. I have followed Mr. Bloom's advice and done this. I agree with Mr. Bloom.\\n\\nShakespeare evolves and emerges as a unique playwright in later plays. I think that is why an early play like this is seldom performed. I mean, when is the last time you saw a performance of a play by Christerpher Marlowe? Anyway this, to me, is the true value of Two Gentlemen of Verona.\\n\\nAlso, this play is classified as a \\\"comedy\\\". This does not mean this is slapstick such as a prime time network sitcom. As best I can tell it means the play has a happy ending. There are parts of this play that makes me cringe. I have read several Shakespeare \\\"comedies\\\". I have never read one that did not make me cringe at some point.\\n\\nShakespeare also seems to write stories that trivialize women. That may have been normal at this time in history, despite the fact that the ruler of England was Queen Elizabeth I. It is suspected that Shakespeare was involved in an unhappy marriage. I do not know if this affected his writing or he just wrote what he thought would sell. Perhaps it is a little of both.\\n\\nIn summary, I can't say as I have heard of anyone who feels this is their favorite Shakespeare play. It is not mine. But it definitely has its place in any in depth Shakespeare study. Thank You.\",\n \"Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: No Fear Shakespeare: I Simply Cannot Completely Enjoy Shakespeare Without Help\\n\\nReview: Having read other reviews, I am somewhat confused. This review is regarding \\\"No Fear Shakespeare,Hamlet\\\". I love this product. I first attempted to tackle Shakespeare in high school. Admittedly I was a poor, immature student. However I could not flee Shakespeare fast enough. As an adult, I wanted to be a more serious student and be accepted as such. My secret dread and ignorance of Shakespeare was always lurking. Finally one of my daughters suggested I try No Fear Shakespeare. I had no idea what she was talking about.\\n\\nIn any event, I used this book, and read an audiobook performance at the same time. I then watched a movie of Hamlet starring Kenneth Branagh. It was a lot of work, but well worth it. I am so glad I did this.\\n\\nSince then, I have studied and read 24 Shakespeare plays. As recently as today, I was reading a short story where a character in the story was referred to as \\\"Mercutio\\\". I knew exactly the author was referring to a character from \\\"Romeo and Juliet\\\". David McCullough wrote that Harry Truman had childhood friends who called him \\\"Noble Horatio\\\"(Hamlet). The name of the Stephen Ambrose work, \\\"Band of Brothers\\\" is taken from King Henry V. It is fun to know immediately to understand these references. Thank You No Fear Shakespeare.\",\n \"Product: William Shakespeare is widely regarded as the greatest playwright the world has seen. He produced an astonishing amount of work; 37 plays, 154 sonnets, and 5 poems. He died on 23rd April 1616, aged 52, and was buried in the Holy Trinity Church, Stratford.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Apparently A Very Early Shakespeare Comedy - A Good Study\\n\\nReview: I am strictly a Shakespeare amateur. I am trying to become \\\"well read\\\" by self education.\\n\\nAccording to my studies, it is generally believed that this is an early work of Shakespeare, maybe his first \\\"comedy\\\" and maybe his first play. It is seldom performed. And for me, reading Shakespeare is not as enjoyable as watching a good performance.\\n\\nIf it is correct that this is an early Shakespeare play, and I think that it is, one of the most valuable aspects of the play is reading it and comparing it to his later work. There is a gentleman named Harold Bloom who writes about literature. Mr. Bloom has observed if one reads an early Shakespeare play and compare it to some of his contemporaries, such as Christopher Marlowe, Shakespeare is more or less just another decent playwright. I have followed Mr. Bloom's advice and done this. I agree with Mr. Bloom.\\n\\nShakespeare evolves and emerges as a unique playwright in later plays. I think that is why an early play like this is seldom performed. I mean, when is the last time you saw a performance of a play by Christerpher Marlowe? Anyway this, to me, is the true value of Two Gentlemen of Verona.\\n\\nAlso, this play is classified as a \\\"comedy\\\". This does not mean this is slapstick such as a prime time network sitcom. As best I can tell it means the play has a happy ending. There are parts of this play that makes me cringe. I have read several Shakespeare \\\"comedies\\\". I have never read one that did not make me cringe at some point.\\n\\nShakespeare also seems to write stories that trivialize women. That may have been normal at this time in history, despite the fact that the ruler of England was Queen Elizabeth I. It is suspected that Shakespeare was involved in an unhappy marriage. I do not know if this affected his writing or he just wrote what he thought would sell. Perhaps it is a little of both.\\n\\nIn summary, I can't say as I have heard of anyone who feels this is their favorite Shakespeare play. It is not mine. But it definitely has its place in any in depth Shakespeare study. Thank You.\",\n \"Product: Agatha Christie's most famous murder mystery, reissued with a striking new cover designed to appeal to the latest generation of Agatha Christie fans and book lovers. Just after midnight, a snowdrift stops the Orient Express in its tracks. The luxurious train is surprisingly full for the time of the year, but by the morning it is one passenger fewer. An American tycoon lies dead in his compartment, stabbed a dozen times, his door locked from the inside. Isolated and with a killer in their midst, detective Hercule Poirot must identify the murderer -- in case he or she decides to strike again.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Really Enjoyable, Classic Agatha Christie\\n\\nReview: This is a well written, very enjoyable novel. It is classic Agatha Christie. There are no vulgarities and a good deal of gentle humor packaged within a mystery novel.\\n\\nAlthough I have read Agathie Christie in the past, I had never read this fine novel. Like other reviewers I decided to read it at this time prior to the release of the newest version of the movie. I had seen the 1974 movie as a youth and therefore had an idea of the story prior to reading this fine novel. This did not really diminish my enjoyment of the reading experience.\\n\\nI read this novel on Kindle while listening to an audiobook version, narrated by Dan Stevens. Mister Stevens' performance was excellent. However I am very glad I read the novel at the same time, due to a good deal of foreign names and words.\\n\\nIn summary, I completely enjoyed this fine novel. I read an Agatha Christie novel every few months and will continue to do so. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Book by Coelho, Paulo\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An Enjoyable, Well Written, Modern Fairy Tale\\n\\nReview: This is a novel about a Shepard living in Spain who sets out on an adventure in Africa in order to seek his fortune. It is not lengthy. I read the book on Kindle while listening to an audiobook narrated by Jeremy Irons. As good as the book was, Mister Irons was really excellent and really added to my reading enjoyment.\\n\\nI am not sure I completely understood some of the possible additional messages being conveyed. I am a daily Bible reader, and there are a lot of biblical references within this fine book. I really have no desire to risk the reading experience for anybody who has not yet read this book. But I think I can give an example without such risk. At some point a reader may read about some stones called \\\"Urim and Thummin\\\". In the event those names seem strange, that is straight from the Old Testament.\\n\\nNow I wish to emphasize that I have no problem with that. It is just that I was not sure if this novel is meant as a modern secular morality story or it has a religious message. I read a lot of books that I am sure I do not fully understand. I intend to study this work further.\\n\\nI am an American and feel that I definitely have not read enough international modern authors. I have been making a concerted effort to change that. Mister Coelho is from Brazil and I am really glad to have had an opportunity to read his work.\\n\\nIn summary, I liked this book very much for several reasons. I am not one to suggest spending extra money. However, the audiobook with Mister Irons narrating was really enjoyable to me. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: The hauntingly prophetic classic novel set in a not-too-distant future where books are burned by a special task force of firemen. Guy Montag is a fireman. His job is to burn books, which are forbidden, being the source of all discord and unhappiness. Even so, Montag is unhappy; there is discord in his marriage. Are books hidden in his house? The Mechanical Hound of the Fire Department, armed with a lethal hypodermic, escorted by helicopters, is ready to track down those dissidents who defy society to preserve and read books. The classic novel of a post-literate future, 'Fahrenheit 451' stands alongside Orwell's '1984' and Huxley's 'Brave New World' as a prophetic account of Western civilization's enslavement by the media, drugs and conformity. Bradbury's powerful and poetic prose combines with uncanny insight into the potential of technology to create a novel which over fifty years from first publication, still has the power to dazzle and shock.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Iconic Dystopian Novel\\n\\nReview: This was a very good reading experience. What I actually did was read this novel while listening to an audio CD of the novel, actually read by the author. It was very enjoyable. It is difficult for me to say how much that affected my rating. Hearing the author read his own work was very enjoyable. I felt he could emphasize words and points that perhaps, my own \\\"inner narrator\\\" might have missed.\\n\\nI have been studying dystopian novels. It appears the first modern dystopian novel was written by Jack London, \\\"The Iron Heel\\\". My personal favorites are \\\"Brave New World\\\" and \\\"1984\\\". I read \\\"Utopia\\\" years ago. Having read Utopia, ironically, that for me was actually a dystopian novel. As far as I was concerned that was no way to live.\\n\\nI greatly enjoy dystopian novels. I feel that they always provide to me fuel for contemplation. I am very much concerned that our society has an element of \\\"thought police\\\" embedded within. If we all read and think about dystopian novels, we can be on guard to protect our freedoms. Every once in awhile, something happens that makes me think of these novels. As an example, awhile back I heard a lady pundit on television stating she felt the word \\\"bossy\\\" should be removed from our language. (1984),\\n\\nRecently, after those horrible shootings in Orlando, the feseral government supposedly released the \\\"911\\\" calls. Except they edited them. The editing was not for protecting our nations secrets, which I could understand. Clearly this is a group of people in government deciding what \\\"We The People\\\" should think or not think.\\n\\nI am absolutely against using offensive language to hurt other people's feelings. Also, I believe in a pluralistic society that has room for all people and view points. But censorship is not the path to that.\\n\\nThank You...\",\n \"Product: The first Miss Marple novel. The first of a new-look series of audio books for the 21st century. Beautifully re-packaged with stunning new cover illustrations and design that rival some of the best jackets and audio collections out there! Story telling at it's best, that makes them a delight to listen to. 'Anyone who murdered Colonel Protheroe,' declared the parson, brandishing a carving knife above a joint of roast beef, 'would be doing the world at large a service!' It was a careless remark for a man of the cloth. And one which was to come back and haunt the clergyman just a few hours later. From seven potential murderers, Miss Marple must seek out the suspect who has both motive and opportunity.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The First Miss Marple Mystery - Very Enjoyable\\n\\nReview: Agatha Christie was already an accomplished author when she composed this, the first Miss Marple mystery. It is the story of a homicide at a vicarage in a small English village. It is clever and pleasant. Needless to say, there is no inappropriate language. I would call the style, post Victorian and civilized. There is a lot of wry humor. Personally, I really like Victorian and post Victorian literature. It does not appeal to all modern readers.\\n\\nI read this book on Kindle while simultaneously listening to the work on audiobook. The narrator was Richard E. Grant. Mr. Grant was excellent. Mr. Grant was able to convey the wry humor that I certainly believe Agatha Christie wishes to convey.\\n\\nI have been reading numerous modern detective stories. In the event that it matters, and it may not in this case, I am also a retired homicide detective. This story by Agatha Christie seems to depend more on clever twists and withheld bits of information. Early on I came up with a hypothesis about the homicide itself, but not the identity of the killer, and I was completely wrong, even on how the homicide occurred. There is a lack of scientific description of sounds which made it impossible for me to examine my own hypothesis.\\n\\nI had no idea who actually did it, not even a \\\"prime suspect\\\". There are many personalities involved in the story. I had trouble keeping track of everyone and probably need to read the story again if I really want to fully understand it. There are also side stories that constantly throws one off the scent. I believe these are referred to as \\\"red herrings\\\". Agatha Christie made liberal use of red herrings in this novel. Between all the different personalities and all of the red herrings, when the inevitable solution finally occurred, I was neither surprised or not surprised.\\n\\nI read a story awhile back with my book club and a lady there said she felt like she needed a \\\"scorecard\\\" to keep up with all the characters in that book. I sort of felt that way in this story. I may reread it, but not right now...\\n\\nIn summary, I really like this novel and plan on reading more Agatha Christie novels. Thank You.\",\n \"Product: HarperCollins is proud to present its new range of best-loved, essential classics. 'Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.' Set on the French Riviera in the 1920s, American Dick Diver and his wife Nicole are the epitome of chic, living a glamorous lifestyle and entertaining friends at their villa. Young film star Rosemary Hoyt arrives in France and becomes entranced by the couple. It is not long before she is attracted to the enigmatic Dick, but he and his wife hold dark secrets and as their marriage becomes more fractured, Fitzgerald laments the failure of idealism and the carefully constructed trappings of high society in the Roaring Twenties.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Literary Time Capsule Written in A Mature And Developed Style - Seemed Like a Reworked \\\"Gadsby\\\"\\n\\nReview: I believe another reviewer stated that this novel is very well written in style, but the plot is rather ordinary. I tend to agree with that assessment. Having read the four finished novels of Mr. Fitzgerald in the order in which they were written, it appears that the author had matured as a writer in this book. The plot itself seemed like a reworked \\\"The Great Gadsby\\\". The protagonist is an American psychiatrist living in Europe.\\n\\nThe work certainly has some parallels to Mr. Fitzgerald's own life and in that context there is a semi autobiographical aspect to the work. In addition to reminding me of Gadsby, the novel also reminded me a little bit of \\\"The Sun Also Rises\\\". Mr. Fitzgerald was affiliated with Hemingway. I found it ironic that at the very end of the novel the protagonist is drinking anisette, a drink favored by Hemingway and often mentioned in Hemingway's work. It is mentioned only one time in this novel, despite many references to alcohol.\\n\\nIn summary, I am glad I read this work, and enjoyed it to some extent. However, it is not the kind of work I would reread without good reason. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: \\\"May 31, 1889. Roaring down from the mountain, a wall of water, in some places 70 feet high smashed through Johnstown, Pa., killing, in a matter of minutes, over 2000 men, women and chilren, and leaving in its wake not only tragic destruction but a national scandal that convulsed the country with horror and outrage...\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent - Informative And Completely Readable\\n\\nReview: This is David McCullough's first major book. Obviously he has gone on to a very great career and is on my personal short list of favorite authors of non fiction. This book is about one of the largest natural disasters in the history of our country.\\n\\nThe Johnstown flood happens in Pennsylvania not too far from Pittsburgh. David McCullough is originally from Pittsburgh and therefore has a strong sense of the area and local history, I too am from Pittsburgh and grew up with a similar knowledge of local lore including the Johnstown flood. As such, I greatly enjoyed David McCullough's account.\\n\\nDavid McCullough has a smooth writing style that is not excessively academic. He provides a relatively enjoyable, easy reading experience that is nonetheless very educational. Due to this popular narrative style the book also makes an enjoyable listening experience on audiobook.\\n\\nI have read numerous books of David McCullough. I have never read a book of his that I would not give a \\\"5 star\\\" rating. His later books tend to be much lengthier than this first effort. In reading critical comments about his other works, one will often encounter criticisms that his books are too lengthy and too detailed. Although I personally disagree with that, it is a matter of taste as opposed to quality and I respect other persons' opinions in that regard. The point here is that this book is more concise and if that is what one wants from one's reading experience, this book fits the bill.\\n\\nIn summary, I really enjoyed this work and am very glad that I was able to read it. I truly cannot think of a critical comment. Being from Pennsylvania, I now intend to take a field trip and visit the specific area where the famous dam was located and then follow the path of the flood to complete this educational experience. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: These outstanding stories of American award-winning novelist, John Cheever, show the power and range of one of the finest short story writers of the century. Stories of love and squalor, set in a world in which momentary glimpses of brightness contend with time, social change, and the chaos of history.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Writing, But Often Dark, Painful, \\\"Urban Gothic\\\"\\n\\nReview: A friend lent me this book. I confess that it took me awhile to warm up to these stories. According to a forward by the author these stories are in the book in the chronological order in which they were written. So it is possible to observe the maturation of the author. There are many stories. I read one a day in addition to my other reading. It took me months to get through this book at one short story a day.\\n\\nMany of these stories depict apparently successful people in the Northeast United States. The stories tell of the unhappiness that lies below the surface. Some involve the death of children, that I found personally excrutiating. Several other stories are set in Italy. Many of these stories are also dark. I learned a new term in studying this author and the works; Urban Gothic.\\n\\nI agree with other reviewers that many of these stories are dark and painful. This is a perfect example of the difference between great writing and fun reading. I found some of these stories incredibly painful. Towards the end of these stories is one called \\\"An Educated American Woman\\\". It is one of the most painful short stories that I have ever read. If one is struggling with depression one might consider skipping it along with an earlier story, \\\"The Hartleys\\\". Those were the two that hurt me the most.\\n\\nMany of the others were also sad and maybe would bother other readers more than they did me. I found \\\"Oh Youth and Beauty\\\" to be fairly bizarre. \\\"The Enormous Radio\\\" might be the most iconic of these stories. \\\"The Swimmer\\\" may have been my personal favorite. Another later work, \\\"The World of Apples\\\" was another favorite of mine.\\n\\nOne of the later later stories, \\\"Artemis, The Honest Well Digger\\\" reminded me a little bit of Kurt Vonnegut. It may have been my imagination but I sensed a hint of Proust in the last story \\\"The Jewels of The Cabots\\\". When I read an author chronologically, sometimes I find I enjoy the earlier works more than the later. This is not the case here. I preferred Mr. Cheever's later stories.\\n\\nI am very glad to have studied this author. He is a great writer. I am going to move on to his first novel, but not right away. I need a break. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Tadeusz Borowski's concentration camp stories were based on his own experiences surviving Auschwitz and Dachau. In spare, brutal prose he describes a world where the will to survive overrides compassion and prisoners eat, work and sleep a few yards from where others are murdered; where the difference between human beings is reduced to a second bowl of soup, an extra blanket or the luxury of a pair of shoes with thick soles; and where the line between normality and abnormality vanishes. Published in Poland after the Second World War, these stories constitute a masterwork of world literature.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wow... Searing, Almost Too Painful\\n\\nReview: Thus far I have only read the title story. I researched the author. I discovered he was a survivor, sort of...\\nThe author committed suicide in 1951, three days after the birth of his first child. I certainly believe he is an additional victim.\\n\\nI have no intention of being a spoiler. The title story concerns \\\"workers\\\" at a camp processing new arrivals. I do not actually know what role the author played except that he was present. Who knows what any of us would do in those circumstances. I would like to think I would try to be honorable, but who knows?\\n\\nIf one wishes to compare and contrast this work to that of another \\\"survivor\\\", one might consider \\\"Night\\\" by Elie Wiesel.\\n\\nIf an individual succumbs to fear and desperation, perhaps he will act out of character. Later, a really decent human being who acted out of character might be wracked with guilt feelings. I have complete compassion for such an individual.\\n\\nAll I know is I must commit myself to doing what is right, because it is right, before things get out of control. That is the lesson I draw from the entire period of history. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Told with deadpan humour and bitter irony, Kurt Vonnegut's cult tale of global destruction preys on our deepest fears of witnessing Armageddon and, worse still, surviving it ...Dr Felix Hoenikker, one of the founding 'fathers' of the atomic bomb, has left a deadly legacy to the world. For he is the inventor of 'ice-nine', a lethal chemical capable of freezing the entire planet. The search for its whereabouts leads to Hoenikker's three ecentric children, to a crazed dictator in the Caribbean, to madness. Felix Hoenikker's Death Wish comes true when his last, fatal gift to mankind brings about the end, that for all of us, is nigh.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of My Favorite Books by Kurt Vonnegut\\n\\nReview: Although I tend to enjoy Kurt Vonnegut's novels a great deal, I really only have two complete favorites. This is one of them, along with \\\"Slaughterhouse Five\\\". \\\"Slaughterhouse Five\\\" is a semi autobiographical novel. It means a lot to me as a semiautobiographical novel. \\\"Cat's Cradle\\\" is a humorous science fiction. I cannot say which is my favorite. Although somewhat intellectual n nature, I do not know if the book has a real point beyond entertainment. I am not really smart enough to know for sure.\\n\\nI have read a biography of Kurt Vonnegut and listened to some of his interviews. I have also read most of his novels and short stories. He is clearly and anti war person, as I am. This novel is set in part on a Caribbean Island. It's publication was just after the Cuban Missle Crisis. I think the novel is somewhat allegorical in nature, as Mr. Vonnegut is clearly a thinking man's author. But it is, what to me is truly hilarious nature of this book that makes it one of my favorites.\\n\\nThis novel was published in 1963. In 1961 there was published anther Fine science fiction novel by Richard Heinlein, \\\"Starnger In A Strage Land\\\". In \\\"Cat's Cradel\\\" there is a lot of narrative about an unconventional religion, \\\"Bokononism\\\". There is another unconventional religion in \\\"Stranger In A Land Land\\\". In that way, the two novels reminded me of each other. I cannot help but wonder if Mr. Heinlein provided some inspiration for Mr. Vonnegut.\\n\\nPersonally, I found this book to be extremely witty. In the event that it matters, I purchased an audio book and read it simultaneously with the actual text. The narration was excellent and no doubt added to my enjoyment. I feel that my \\\"inner narrator\\\" is flawed, so I really have no idea how much a good audiobook adds to me enjoyment in this case, because it was my first read of this book. In other cases, when I have read a book without audiobook and then read the book with audiobook, I have found the difference to be well worth the extra investment.\",\n \"Product: The Awakening shocked turn-of-the-century readers and reviewers with its treatment of sex and suicide. In a departure from literary convention, Kate Chopin failed to condemn her heroine's desire for an affair with the son of a Louisiana resort owner, whom she meets on vacation. The power of sensuality, the delusion of ecstatic love, and the solitude that accompanies the trappings of middle- and upper-class convention are the themes of this now-classic novel. The book was influenced by French writers ranging from Flaubert to Maupassant, and can be seen as a precursor of the impressionistic, mood-driven novels of Virginia Woolf and Djuna Barnes. Variously called \\\"vulgar, \\\" \\\"unhealthily introspective, \\\" and \\\"morbid, \\\" the book was neglected for several decades, not least because it was written by a \\\"regional\\\" woman writer. This edition also includes selected stories from Kate Chopin's Bayou Folk and A Night in Acadie, and an introduction and notes by Nina Baym.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Early American Novel About Women Issues - An Iconic Woman Author\\n\\nReview: Kate Chopin was ahead of her time. If one is interested in the evolution of American Women's fiction, Kate Chopin is a good place to start. This novel is about a married woman seeking fulfillment outside of her marriage. By today's standards it is a relatively tame story. However, for a student of literature, or American Women's Literature, this story is at the vanguard of the evolution into modern American Literary style.\\n\\nIf one is interested in this story, or early American feminist literature, one might also try, \\\"The Storm\\\" by Kate Chopin. This story was NOT published during her lifetime. One might consider reading \\\"The Storm\\\" after \\\"The Awakening\\\".\\n\\nIf one chooses to read these stories keep the in mind this was not how women wrote fiction at this time. Another more tame early feminist short story is \\\"The Yellow Wallpaper\\\" by Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Miss Gilman was more of a feminist than an accomplished author, and \\\"The Yellow Wallpaper\\\" is her most sophisticated short story. By and large Kate Chopin is the more sophisticated author.\\n\\nDo not expect these stories to be wild by today's standards. They are good stories that are ahead of their times. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: 'EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE? AH, I SEE I HAVE ALARMED YOU. DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED BY MY BEARD. I AM A LOVER OF AMERICA...' So speaks the mysterious stranger at a Lahore cafe as dusk settles. Invited to join him for tea, you learn his name and what led this speakerr of immaculate English to seek you out. For he is more worldly than you might expect; better travelled and better educated. He knows the West better than you do. And as he tells you his story, of how he embraced the Western dream-and a Western woman-and how both betrayed him, so the night darkens. Then the true reason for your meeting becomes abundantly clear...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent, Unusual Work Of Fiction. - SECTIONS MISSING IN AUDIOBOOK\\n\\nReview: This is a very well written work of fiction by a Pakistani novelist. The story starts with an extremely intelligent and well educated Pakistani speaking to an American. The setting is Pakistan. The protagonist describes, from his view, his experiences in America and of Americans. The protagonist was working in America, for an American Company, before and after Sep. 11, 2001. I fear saying much more about content as I have no desire to diminish one's reading experience.\\n\\nThe novel has a semi autobiographical aspect to it. The protagonist is a Pakistani was educated at Princeton. Mohsin Hamid, the author, is a Pakistani educated at Princeton. I feel I have not read enough author's from Asia and intend to correct that. The novel itself is both unusual to my experience and very well written. There is suspense that slowly builds that I felt was the product of superior writing skills.\\n\\nI read this book on Kindle while listening to the audiobook simultaneously. The narrator of the audiobook is Satya Bhabha. Up until the last few of Chapter 3 the audiobook was a perfect reproduction of this excellent novel. Mr. Bhabha's narration has been excellent and has added to the reading experience. However a significant part of the end of Chapter 3 is completely missing. It is an important part of the story and if one only listens to the audiobook one will miss it, I think without knowing it. It is approximately the last five paragraphs. One can still comprehend the story, if one only listens to the audiobook, but the reading experience is altered, and not for the better.\\n\\nSimilarly, the last two paragraphs of Chapter 9 are missing. The narration of this chapter ends at the end of a paragraph. Once again, I believe if one only listens to the audiobook, one will not be able to detect this. Once again, the story does not become incomprehensible, but is, I think, diminished.\\n\\nI paid very little more for the Kindle and audiobook combination than I would have for just the audiobook and I am glad I did so. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Introducing James Bond - Ian Fleming's First Novel\\n\\nReview: This is Ian Fleming's first novel. In this novel he introduces the reader to James Bond. I found it to be a good novel, at times a \\\"page turner\\\". The novel did seem to reach its action climax relatively early. After that, the novel seemed to set the stage for a sequel.\\n\\nI liked the novel very much and felt it was a good, but not great novel. I purchased both the Kindle and the Audiobook. I tried, at times, to only listen, but had to keep going back to the Kindle because of all modern of the foreign words, primarily French. I don't feel the Audiobook narrator, Dan Stevens, did a really good narration.\\n\\nThis was the first Ian Fleming novel I have read and I have already purchased the next one, \\\"Live And Let Die\\\". Thank You...\",\n \"Product: A daring rescue sends Dirk Pitt on an adventure that will determine the future of the planet ...When a hurricane unexpectedly blows up off the coast of Nicaragua, a giant floating hotel lies in its path. With no escape for the helpless passengers and crew, it's left to Dirk Pitt and NUMA to launch a rescue and save the day. But in the storm's wake, Pitt and his team discover clues that point to an ancient mystery with shocking implications for today. As Pitt investigates further, he uncovers a plot by a mysterious billionaire called Specter to dramatically alter the Earth's climate, leaving him in control of the only solution. With foes attempting to stop him on every side, Pitt is in a race against time to prevent global catastrophe...\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A Moderately Interesting Adventure Novel - I Wished I Had Read \\\"Pacific Vortex\\\" First\\n\\nReview: It was my personal understanding that this is the first novel of Clive Cussler. I wanted to start with his first novel and get to know his protagonist, Dirk Pitt, from the beginning. I certainly wish and intend to leave room for the author's development as a writer, as well as the difference in time from the composition of this novel until now.\\n\\nAfter reading this novel, I discovered that the author had previously written \\\"Pacific Vortex\\\", but had not published it. I have since read \\\"Pacific Vortex\\\". I wish that I had read that novel prior to reading this one.\\n\\nThe novel itself is not lengthy. The chapters seem to be relatively short and a chapter can be read during a lunch break or work break. It is what I think of as a casual \\\"light\\\" read. The setting for this novel is the island of Thasos. I enjoyed reading about this island and studied it further.\\n\\nAs far as the actual story it is OK, if unlikely. What surprises me thus far is that the writing seems somewhat immature. Although this is Mr. Cussler's first published novel, he is not a youth at the time of its publishing. But it reads as though it was written by a somewhat immature writer. I cannot help but suspect that Mr. Cussler had written at least parts of this when he was younger and it was actually published years after being written. Just a feeling I have. I have no way of actually knowing that.\\n\\nHowever, this novel has shocked me in how it begins. After a beginnng with an unusual and unlikely episode, Dirk Pitt goes swimming at first light on a beach. A young lady comes by in a swimming suit. Now that have just met. They speak. She reveals that she is a widow and still grieves for her late husband and weeps. He asked how long she has been a widow. She answers that has been several years. He subsequently STRIKES her across the face as HE has decided that she has grieved long enough. He then has sex with her, and she is grateful. At that point, I am asking myself, I am sorry, but exactly what kind of bull crap is this?\\n\\nAfter this somewhat inauspicious beginnng, I did find the novel to be an average adventure story. I figured out bits and pieces on my own. However, a good deal of the novel took me by surprise. In its totality, I found it an OK read and I do intend to study this author further.\\n\\nI have since read \\\"Iceberg\\\" and \\\"Raise The Titanic\\\". I have enjoyed each of these novels more than the last. It is very enjoyable to see the development of the author. Although his novels can be lengthy, Mister Cussler keeps chapters short. This allows me to read his stories in bits and pieces during work breaks etc. He does not use excessive foul language and on the whole am becoming a fan of Clive Cussler. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Nothing but the darkness and all around them destruction and before them nothing but the fire a bastard people far from God singing and crying in the wilderness First published in 1953 Baldwins first novel is a short but intense semiautobiographical exploration of the troubled life of the Grimes family in Harlem during the Depression\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Really Fine Novel - Semi Autobiographical\\n\\nReview: This is an excellent semi autobiographical novel about an African American young man living in New York. He deals with his family, society, and church.\\n\\nThe novel itself combines ethic dialogue with very artistic narrative. I felt that some of the narrative was drawn by bible stories. There is a passage near the end of the novel that reminded me of The Book of Ezekiel and The Book of Revelation. Many of the characters in the book had biblical names. One such character is Deborah and I felt there was some commonalities between the two \\\"Deborah's\\\".\\n\\nI liked this novel very much. I attempt to read African American Literature on an ongoing basis, but not to the exclusion of their literature. With that in mind I have read numerous works both of fiction and non fiction of African American Literature. In terms to novels, fiction, I would currently place this second as my personal favorite, behind \\\"An Autobiography Of An Ex Colored Man\\\" by James Weldon Johnson. I am very glad I read this novel. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Beautiful, fortune-telling Solitaire is the prisoner and tool of Mr. Big: master of fear, artist in crime and Voodoo Baron of Death. But James Bond has no time for hocus pocus. He knows that this criminal heavy hitter is also a top SMERSH operative and a real threat. More than that, after tracking him through the jazz joints of Harlem, to the everglades and on to the Caribbean, 007 has realized that Big is one of the most dangerous men he has ever faced.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Good, But Not Great, Second James Bond Novel\\n\\nReview: This is the second James Bond Novel authored by Ian Fleming. James Bond comes to America, Harlem, then Florida, then Jamaica. It is a decent spy action thriller. I have never been a very big fan of James Bond movies, but this novel seems, pretty much like a literary version of a James Bond film.\\n\\nThe book was written by a British author in 1954. Coincidentally, 1954 is the same year of the historic United States Supreme Court Decision \\\"Brown versus Board of Education\\\". So what? The modern Civil Rights movement was just gaining traction in America. This novel is more consistent with the pre modern Civil Rights viewpoint. James Bond, as a white person, does battle with American black organized criminals. There is a LOT of dated ethnic nomenclature and stereotyping that could offend some readers. I do not believe in censorship or rewriting of novels such as this. I actually find a novel such as this provides much fuel for inner contemplation. Just be advised there is a lot of ethnic references in this novel.\\n\\nPersonally, the above observation aside, I think this is a somewhat better written novel than the first James Bond novel, \\\"Casino Royale\\\". There is a lot of descriptive narrative that I felt was more sophisticated than the prior novel. This novel can be read without having read the first novel. There is one character, an American, Felix Leiter, who makes an appearance in this novel, who had also been in the first novel. Obviously, \\\"M\\\" and Miss Moneypenny are ongoing characters.\\n\\nWhen I was a youth growing up in America in the 1950s and 1960s, I was not allowed to read James Bond novels. I had friends of my age who did read them. All they talked about was the sexual aspects of these novels. By today's standards, I do not find these novels are not to be particularly salacious. But as a parent and grandparent, I would be very careful about allowing a child or grandchild to read these novels.\\n\\nIn summary, I am glad I read this novel, I liked it, but did not love it, I would not read it again without good cause. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: When Joel Knox's mother dies, he is sent into the exotic unknown of the Deep South to live with a father he has never seen. But once he gets there, everyone is curiously evasive when Joel asks to see his father. Truman Capote's first novel, \\\"Other Voices, Other Rooms\\\" is a brilliant, searching study of homosexuality set in a shimmering landscape of heat, mystery and decadence.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fascinating on So Many Levels\\n\\nReview: \\\"Other Voices, Other Rooms\\\" is a very interesting first published novel of Truman Capote for several different reasons. It is an intriguing and sophisticated first novel by a young, future iconic writer. It is placed chronologically in an interesting position in regard to the tradition of \\\"Southern Gothic\\\", first, following in the footsteps of William Faulkner, Erskine Caldwell, Carson McCullers and others as precursors. As an example, Mr. Sansom, Joel's paralyzed father, reminds me of the dying aviator in \\\"Soldiers' Pay\\\". Idabel Tompkins puts me in mind of first \\\"Mick Kelly\\\" of \\\"The Heart is a Lonely Hunter\\\" and subsequently, as \\\"Scout\\\" Finch.\\n\\nTruman Capote is a childhood friend of Harper Lee, as well as a contemporary of Flannery O'Connor. It is semi autobiographical and, I think, one can discern the figurative, literary debut of \\\"Dill\\\" and \\\"Scout\\\" Finch from the novel \\\"To Kill A Mockingbird\\\". Joel Knox is drawn from the author, who is also the inspiration for \\\"Dill\\\". Dill is born, so to speak, in Chapter 2 of this novel. Idabel is inspired by Harper Lee, who then goes on to represent herself by \\\"Scout\\\" Finch. It also deals with the issue of homosexuality and transvestitism in a somewhat subtle manner, and just after World War II, this was a sensitive topic to say the least. As such this novel seems to me to be at a very interesting and unique literary crossroads.\",\n \"Product: David Coward is Senior Lecturer in French, University of Leeds\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: GREAT - But Read The Three Musketeers First\\n\\nReview: I love Alexandre Dumas and I love this book. There are some qualifiers. First, this is a continuation of the saga of The Three Musketeers and other volumes. If you just jump in here you will be missing a lot of the prior story. Second, I agree with another reviewer who states the name of this volume is slightly misleading. The story does NOT revolve around The Man In The Iron Mask. He is almost a tangential figure. If one wants to read a lengthy story by Dumas, about a prisoner unjustly jailed, try The Count of Monte Cristo.\\n\\nIf one reads enough of Alexandre Dumas a certain style emerges. It is enjoyable and dynamic. Mr. Dumas describes many characters as seemingly bigger than life. Porthos is perhaps the perfect example. There are many superlatives in the narration. Like many other authors, Mr. Dumas refers to many other artists and historical events. I enjoy studying these references and learn a lot this way.\\n\\nI am not sure who my favorite classical French Author is. I love Victor Hugo, Jules Verne and Emile Zola, perhaps leaning to Mr. Hugo. However, Alexandre Dumas has really grown in my estimation and I highly recommend his work.\",\n \"Product: Vintage paperback\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Loved This Book And The Audiobook As Well - If Possible Better Than The Movie\\n\\nReview: This book is a non fictional account of \\\"D Day\\\". The book is constructed around interviews of the actual participants in the 1950s. I am a huge fan of the movie \\\"The Longest Day\\\". I hesitated to read the book because I felt that probably all that was worth knowing from this great book was in the movie. Boy, was I wrong! This is a great book. It is quite true that the movie is fairly faithful to the book. However there is a lot of information in the book that is not in the movie. Also some of the stories in the book were changed somewhat to fit into the movie from an artistic standpoint.\\n\\nThe book is also very well written. As an example of all of the above points, in Chapter 25 is a story of a young German soldier who ends up in a bunker with a German Captain who will not surrender. They come under attack from a flame thrower. God it was awful. It read like fiction. The British ended up capturing them, obviously without killing or executing them afterwards. I was proud of the British in that situation for how they conducted themselves. (I state that as an American.)\\n\\nI cannot overstate how much I enjoyed this book. If one is a serious student of \\\"D Day\\\", this book is definitely worth the effort. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: FIRST SCRIBNER PAPERBACK EDITION. 1987 trade paperback, Winston Churchill (A History of the English-Speaking Peoples, Vol. 1: The Birth of Britain). As a visionary, statesman, and historian, and the most eloquent spokesman against Nazi Germany, Winston Churchill was one of the greatest figures of the twentieth century. In this autobiography, Churchill recalls his childhood, his schooling, his years as a war correspondent in South Africa during the Boer War, and his first forays into politics as a member of Parliament. - Amazon\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Excellent Starting Point For Studying Churchill\\n\\nReview: Winston Churchill is a giant of history. By coincidence he is also my personal favorite foreign author of non fiction. (I am an American.) His writing style is very florid and reads like fiction rather than non fiction. He uses many illusions and has an ironical sense of humor. He was awarded a Nobel Prize for literature.\\n\\nThis is a autobiography, composed in mid life, in 1930, but only about his life from 1874 to 1904. As such, the story does not include anything about either World War. World War I had concluded but is not discussed in this book in any detail. World War II and Hitler's Germany remain over the horizon. For me, this creates a fascinating autobiographical \\\"snap shot\\\".\\n\\nChurchill describes his early life of high adventure. He combined a thirst for adventure with an interest and aptitude for writing. While still a young soldier, he wrote for a newspaper. He left the army and continued as a correspondent. He was taken prisoner in South Africa and escaped. Winston Churchill was a celebrity by the time he was in his mid 20s. After achieving fame in his twenties, he came to America to speak and met an elderly Mark Twain.\\n\\nAll of this is captured in a very artistic writing style. I found all of this fascinating. I purchased an audiobook along with a Kindle reading edition. I listened to the audiobook while commuting instead of listening to the radio. I memorized passages that I need to reread later. I fell this helps both my listening and memory skills. The audiobook was excellent. My copy was narrated by Fredrick Davidson.\\n\\nThis was an excellent reading experience. I am very grateful to have read this fine work. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Please do not hesitate to contact us for any inquiry. Money back guarantee for every item in our inventory. Your order will be delivered in 2-10 business days. We will provide tracking information. If you order a used book, it may or may not have companion materials. Thank you for your interest.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Amazing True Story Of Faith And Courage\\n\\nReview: This is a real life account of persons providing shelter to others in The Netherlands during the Nazi occupation in World War II. It is a story of unflinching courage. It is also a story of unblinking faith. As such it is both a work of great inspiration and also a work that provides a counterbalance to stories of moral failures.\\n\\nI recently read an excellent non fiction history by Tony Jundt. It is a history of Europe after World War II. I found the work to be extremely educational to me. The work is extremely detailed and well researched. Therefore Mr. Jundt has earned the right to express his opinions on various subjects and does so. He proceeds to skewer everyone, including my country, America, and, of course, The Netherlands. This book under review shows there is another side to that coin.\\n\\nTrue courage and true faith have always been a distinct subset of human nature. But it is not nonexistent.\\nI have often asked myself the following questions. Without \\\"wrong\\\", how can there be \\\"right\\\"? How can courage exist if there is no fear? How can virtue exist if there is no vice? This book and other works like it, can prove the greatest source of inspiration, to someone such as myself. I am very grateful to have read it. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: OUR COPY IS AN AUTHORIZED EDITION AND HAS THE SAME COVER AS STOCK PHOTO SHOWN. PUBLISHED IN 1936 BY DOUBLEDAY, DORAN & COMPANY. BLACK HARDCOVER WITH GOLD LETTERING ON SPINE. NO MARKING OR WRITING NOTED WITHIN BOOK. SOME SCUFFING AND FADING ON BOARDS. PAGES INTACT WITH SPLIT AT TITLE PAGE AND PAGE 1395, SHOWING NETTED FABRIC LINING. VERY NICE COPY FOR THE AGE OF THE VOLUME!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great, Wide Ranging Collection\\n\\nReview: This is a really great collection. O. Henry is an iconic American Short Story Writer. His stories tend to be witty and ironic and can be read in a few minutes, over a morning coffee or some such activity. Many of his stories are now \\\"politically incorrect\\\" with numerous ethnic references and behavioral stereotyping.\\n\\nOne of the things I like about his stories is that they can almost always be read in one comfortable sitting. I read a lot of short stories on an ongoing basis, and occasionally I encounter a so-called short story that is amazingly long. That is OK as long as I like the story. But sometimes, if I don't, I find them tedious and annoying. This is not the case with O. Henry.\\n\\nIf one wishes to read really humorous short stories that are somewhat dated, from a truly iconic American author, this is a fine selection. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent, Classic Dickens - Much Shorter Than Most Of His Other Works\\n\\nReview: This is a completely enjoyable, classic Christmas Tale. If one has never read Dickens, this is a great story both as a Christmas Story, but also as an opportunity to become familiar with the author's style.\\n\\nMany of Mr. Dickens novels are quite lengthy. He often wrote them in serial form and they were published chapter by chapter in periodicals, almost like the Victorian version of a television mini series. No matter how enjoyable they are they can be quite lengthy. One will find themes and artistic styles of Charles Dickens from these longer works encapsulated within this fine shorter work.\\n\\nThis story is a novella. Personally I intentionally stretched it out over the Christmas Season, but it can be read fairly quickly. I chose to savor the experience.\\n\\nIn addition to the Kindle edition which was essentially free, I also purchased an audiobook read by the great great grandson of Charles Dickens. His performance was superb. I am really glad that I did that. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Social Novel\\n\\nReview: \\\"Oliver Twist\\\" is a relatively early novel by Charles Dickens. The title character is a child who ends up affiliated with a band of criminals. I like this novel very much, and in many ways it is a typical novel by Charles Dickens. The novel is clearly meant for mass appeal in the Victorian Society within which it was written. A modern reader may find Victorian fiction to be somewhat ornate and \\\"wordy\\\". Personally I like it very much.\\n\\nCharles Dickens is my second favorite author of Victorian fiction after my favorite author of all, George Eliot. I have never read a Dickens novel that I did not complete enjoy. As stated these novels were written for mass appeal and consumption in Victorian England. Charles Dickens published these novels in serial form in periodicals. He would attempt to assess the reception of his work with his readers and thus the novel may be revised before the next installment.\\n\\nIn general, Charles Dickens has a wry and ironic sense of humor. I find hm extremely humorous. His writing is, at times, sentimental, but again, I enjoy it, in doses. I always read Charles Dickens novels while simultaneously listening to a professional audiobook narration and did so with \\\"Olivier Twist\\\" and always find the professional narration adds to my reading experience.\\n\\nI have read this novel twice. I must confess that the first time, I was oblivious to what may be viewed by today's standards as anti Semitic connotations. There is a character who is a criminal who is seemingly endlessly referred to as a \\\"Jew\\\". He seems to lack redeeming virtues. I do not believe in censorship of historical works. But be prepared to encounter these references.\\n\\nIn summary, Victorian Fiction will not appeal to every modern reader. However I find it very entertaining and works by Charles Dickens are an excellent example of it. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Another Great Charles Dickens Novel\\n\\nReview: Great Expectations is a very fine novel composed relatively late in the career of Charles Dickens. It is really quite excellent and in many ways embodies all that is good in the writing of Charles Dickens. I have found that some authors seem to lose some of their magic as their careers evolve. This is not the case with Charles Dickens.\\n\\nCharles Dickens novels have a good deal in common, but, at the same time, each tend to be unique. Charles Dickens novels have a good deal of ironic humor, pathos, and address social injustice. At the same time, Charles Dickens novels each stand alone in the storyline. Great Expectations is a \\\"coming of age\\\" novel about a particular young man \\\"Pip\\\". A good deal of the novel is narrated by Pip as he grows from youth to adulthood.\\n\\nCharles Dickens novels, and really many novels of this era in Great Britain, tend to be lengthy and \\\"wordy\\\" by modern American popular reading standards. This is the most common criticism that I hear from modern readers who I speak with who do not care for Dickens. At the same time, I know many people who wish to read at least one book by all the greatest novelists. Therefore if one wanted to read only one Charles Dickens novel, this really would be as good as any. In that many do Mr. Dickens works are lengthy by modern standards, I find it easier to commit myself to a leisurely reading experience and I read other, shorter works along the way. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: LIKE NEW, LIMITED EDITION FRANKLIN LIBRARY LEATHER BOUND, 22 CARAT GILDED PAGES. In like new, unread condition, not price clipped, not library edition, not remainder marked.\\nSeller is a lifelong book collector and each edition comes directly from his 35,000+ volume collection! All orders are shipped every business day using USPS Media Mail for all U S. orders. Orders shipped from Grover Beach, California. 93433-1585, Thank You, for your business!!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Good, Early Charles Dickens Novel - Victorian Era And Style\\n\\nReview: This is an early Charles Dickens novel. It was published after the Pickwick Papers and before Nicholas Nickleby. It was published over several months in serial forms as was other Dickens novels. It is written in the typical, somewhat florid Victorian style and is quite lengthy. Personally, I love this novel and other Victorian novels, but in listening to other modern readers, it is quite clear to me that this style does not suit every modern taste.\\n\\nI had read numerous Charles Dickens novels throughout my life and have enjoyed most of the To a great extent. I had decided to read them in chronological order. Thus far, I would say I liked them all, but I like each new one a little better than the last.\\n\\nOliver Twist is a fairly typical example of an early Charles Dickens novel. It is published in serial form. It is quite lengthy. It addresses social injustice. This novel focuses on the mistreatment and exploitation of children and child labor. People have names that describe certain personality traits. Underfed children are cared for by obese adults. Charles Dickens does allow good people to suffer, but also lets justice prevail and allows villains to get what's coming to them. I feel that allows him to retain his popularity.\\n\\nCharles Dickens also has a knack for wry, ironical humor. I find him quite humorous. Due to the length of his novels, I only read about one chapter a day. It takes me months to finish a novel, and I always read something else while reading a Dickens novel. This prevents a novel like this from becoming a true grind to me. This is another novel that I read on both audiobook and Kindle. I listened to the audiobook during commuting and converted my commuting time to \\\"reading\\\" time. This works well for me and makes lengthy works like this much more enjoyable.\\n\\nI am very glad I read this novel and may read it again, but not soon due to its length. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Vintage book\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Well Written, But, At Times Complicated, Not For Every Reader\\n\\nReview: This is a novel by Saul Bellow published in 1964. The novel has a vague, factionalized, semi autobiographical aspect to it. It story is about a male having a mid life crisis. While undoubtedly well written, it is, at times, a complicated work. There are a lot of abstruse and obtuse references, often connected to an inner dialogue of the protagonist. There is no doubt in my mind that this work is not for everyone.\\n\\nI agree with another review that I read that this is not the book that I would select to introduce someone to Saul Bellow. I have been reading Saul Bellow's works in chronological order for study purposes. Therefore there are works of his that I have yet to read. In terms of his earlier work, the book I like, even love, the most is \\\"The Adventures Of Augie Match\\\", published about eleven years earlier. The only possible reservation in recommending that novel is that some readers will find it somewhat lengthy.\\n\\nAs I stated above, there are some parts of this novel that relate to the protagonist's inner thoughts and inner dialogue. This reminds me of a style of writing know as \\\"stream of consciousness\\\". I have never actually read anyone describe \\\"Herzog\\\" as being an example of stream of consciousness. In any event I cannot readily think of any example of stream of conscious writing that I truly enjoyed. However there is also a lot of this novel that is traditional narrative and that I liked very much.\\n\\nIn summary, this is a very well written and sophisticated work. There were parts I liked very much and I am truly glad I have read this work. However this is not a work I plan to reread without good reason as opposed Augie March which I absolutely intend to read again at the end of my study of this fine author. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: Maurice Walsh was born in 1879 and served in the Irish civil service until 1933. He is the author of The Key above the Door, While Rivers Run, The Small Dark Man, And No Quarter, and The Road to Nowhere. He died in 1964.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: How Can One Not Love These Stories - Six Stars!\\n\\nReview: This book is a series of short stories that are related to each other. The book moves along at just the right pace for me. I can read passages as I feel like it and find the reading soothing and relaxing. The writing has a lyrical aspect that reflects the Irish culture of the time.\\n\\nThe book begins with a prologue that introduces the characters and themes for the stories. I found the prologue as interesting as the rest of the stories.\\n\\nThe first story is \\\"Then Came the Captain's Daughter\\\". It is a story of friendship, honor, and ultimately romance during an IRA rebellion.\\n\\nThe second story, \\\"Over The Border\\\" is a romantic story that is built off of the prologue and the first story. In the end, I loved the story. I'll leave it at that.\\n\\nThe third story is called \\\"The Quiet Man\\\". The quiet man is Paddy Bawn Enright, another character from the earlier stories. I remember reading that particular story, standing on its own, as a youth. This may have been over 50 years ago. I loved the story then, on its own. Now, reading the prologue and first two stories beforehand, the experience is quite sublime.\\n\\nThe fourth story is \\\"The Red Girl\\\". I found that story somewhat confusing. It was probably my least favorite story in this fine work.\\n\\nThe fifth and last story is \\\"Bad Town Dublin\\\". Although the fourth story is my least favorite, in this last story, both the author and \\\"The Quiet Man\\\" are back in form. I really like this last story. Everything is tied together.\\n\\nI have read longer works that are a series of interconnected short stories before. \\\"Winesburg Ohio\\\", \\\"Tales of The South Pacific\\\", and, of course, to get back to Ireland, \\\"Dubliners\\\". To be sure, James Michener is one of my favorite authors, and Sherwood Anderson and James Joyce are regarded as a true literary giants. I don't wish to be iconoclastic or regarded as a heretic but I prefer this work to the others.\\n\\nI never cease to be amazed at how some truly great writers become forgotten while others remain in the public's consciousness. I am currently studying John O'Hara, another author who seems forgotten. I feel as though I keep discovering a form of literary \\\"buried treasure\\\" that keeps me an avid and excited reader.\\n\\nThank You.\",\n \"Product: William Faulkner (18971962) is the Nobel Prizewinning author of The Sound and the Fury and As I Lay Dying, among other works.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Really Interesting First Novel That I Only Discovered After Reading Faulkner's More Famous Works\\n\\nReview: I truly have no idea how a novel such as this seems forgotten when other novels by the same iconic author are so noteworthy. I have been studying both \\\"Southern Gothic\\\" in general and certain authors in greater detail. In that light I have been studying William Faulkner. I had previously read some of the novels he was more famous for and was somewhat embarrassed to discover he had written at least three novels prior to \\\"The Sound and The Fury\\\". Simply a lack of research on my part...\\n\\nI have very much enjoyed Soldier's Pay. As another reviewer mentions, I feel I can see the beginning of a developing, recognizable style. There is the shifting narrators and the flow of consciousness. I don't wish to ruin the read for anyone. I can't help but feel that there are hints of a later work, \\\"As I Lay Dying\\\". There is also a vague semi autobiographical aspect to this novel, as the author had claimed to be a World War 1 aviator. Although there appears to be a lack of documentation to this effect, it at least comports mildly with Faulkner's self described autobiography.\\n\\nThere are times I feel that the author tries too hard to be flowery and profound in his descriptions which may have to do with being a first novel. At other times I felt the scenes quite dramatic and gripping. I almost wish there was a sequel involving \\\"Joe\\\" Gilligan, Mrs. Powers, Julian and others.\",\n \"Product: Howard E. Koch was an American playwright and screenwriter.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An Enjoyable Book - Pretty Much As Advertsied\\n\\nReview: This book is pretty much what it claims to be. It is a copy of the script, along with some narrative about the movie. My copy, which is identical to the photograph of the book here, does have several photographs. These photographs are mostly movie stills. There are not a large number of them. Most of the book is the script. At the end of the book are some essays and analysis. The highlight of this work for me is a 15 page analysis composed by Richard Corliss.\\n\\nThere was another extremely scholarly analysis by a gentleman named Umberto Eco that was above my level of comprehension. I sort of felt he was telling me why it helps if I am a moron if I really wish to enjoy this movie. But I was not smart enough to follow him. I think he used the term \\\"dj vu\\\" twice... Or maybe I just thought I read it twice. Hmm.... After that my self esteem was then rescued by the next essay by Aljean Harmetz. Anyway, I think a lover of this movie, as I am, can enjoy this book. I am glad I purchased it.\",\n \"Product: A wrongly convicted man finds himself in a prison run by a sadistic warden.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Favorite Stephen King Work Thus Far - A Modern \\\"Count of Monte Cristo\\\"\\n\\nReview: This is the novella upon which the movie Shawshank Redemption is based. I enjoyed he movie very much. If possible, I liked this book more. The two works are similar and each recognizable as being related to each other. However there are also important differences which is common.\\n\\nAs a reader, I tend to favor books over movies. There are exceptions. This is a very close call. Both are excellent. I think what is most significant to me is that this is my favorite work of Stephen King thus far. I have read some of Stephen King's works with mixed feelings. This work has made me a fan. I shall now make a point of reading more Stephen King. I am always grateful to be able to add to my list of favorite authors.\\n\\nI suppose that what this fine novella puts in me in mind of most is the sprawling epic novel, \\\"The Count of Monte Cristo\\\" by Alexander Dumas. That is a significantly longer work of course. I enjoyed both about the same. Obviously some readers don't enjoy the very lengthy novels. I like to vary between different length of works. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: <DIV>Alexis de Tocqueville (1805-1859) was a French political thinker and historian best known for his Democracy in America and The Old Regime and the Revolution. In both of these works, he explored the effects of the rising equality of social conditions on the individual and the state in western societies. He also coauthored The U.S. Penitentiary System and Its Application in France with Gustave de Beaumont and penned Recollections, which was published after his death. John Pruden is a professional voice actor who, through his own voice-over company, Voice Acting With Character, records audiobooks, corporate and online training narrations, animation and video game characters, and radio and TV commercials. His exposure to many people, places, and experiences throughout his life---from his many jobs while a young man; to his Army service as a UH-60 Black Hawk assault helicopter pilot; to his travels through forty-four U.S. states, South America, Europe, and Asia; to his experience in professional improv and singing---provides a solid creative foundation from which to draw for his intelligent audiobook narration and talented vocal characterizations. His audiobooks include Race for the Dying by Steven Havill, Telling the Truth by D. A. Carson, and On Night's Shore and Disquiet Heart, both from the Poe series by Randall Silvis.</div>\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Great Work, Provides Fuel for Thought - Another Great Value from Kindle!\\n\\nReview: This is a great work. It is also a great value. I was able to download this for free. I am very grateful.\\n\\nAs for the work, the writing is dated. It is not an easy read. One has to proceed slowly. A reader who is only looking for an easy, light, read will not enjoy this. Personally I mix my reading, a little heavy reading with some light reading. To much heavy reading makes me weary. If a reader is like me, try mixing this in with a popular novel. It makes it less dreary. I have read it twice while listening to an audiobook. But I just read a little at a time and then think about what I have just read.\\n\\nWhat I think is unique about this book is that it was composed by French nobleman about America, prior to the Civil War, when, of course, there was still slavery. The author seems to me to put the American form of government in its most favorable light. I often wonder if, even with our terrible social injustice of the time, we looked a lot better than anything going on in France.\\n\\nThe author seems almost oblivious to slavery. I often wonder if he is trying to advocate Democracy to the people of France and therefor avoids our most obvious shortcoming.\\n\\nI am completely uncredentialed when it comes to this sort of analysis. But I have also read some of the writings of Thomas Paine that are that of an America, and directed towards Europe. Mr. Paine provides all sorts of \\\"helpful advice\\\" on how Europe can improve things if only they act more like America. So what? Well Mr. Paine is resides in the American South at the time of slavery and has little to say on the subject, compared to all the helpful advice he provides to Europe about how to get their house in order.\\n\\nI still feel this is a very great work and provides great fuel for thought as it exists. I do not think it is a perfect work in the sense of a completely objective analysis of a perfectly fair American form of government. Again, I also think this is an outstanding value from Kindle. Thank You...\",\n \"Product: A Family Party\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Thus Far My Least Favorite Work by John O'Hara\\n\\nReview: I like most of John O'Hara's work very much. I am from Pennsylvania and particularly enjoy his writing about the fictional town of Gibbsville and the surrounding area. Gibbsville is a substitute for Pottsville, Pa., where Mr. O'Hara grew up. This is one such work. The fictional town is Lyons, Pa., which, according to my studies is substitute for Lykens, Pa. I am very familiar with this area. I highly recommend John O'Hara, especially if you are from \\\"The Region\\\" as it is called.\\n\\nHowever, this particular work did not enthrall me. It is in the form of a rambling, unpolished speech that is a tribute to a local beloved doctor. It could very well appeal to another reader. But I could not help but place myself at the event in question, listening to the speech. It went on and on. It brought up painful parts of the doctor's life. As a participant at the event I would have found the whole affair excruciating. It may have just have been the format that bothered me... (My wife says I am too literal and over analyze...)\",\n \"Product: Vintage paperback\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I Love Carson McCullers - The Novella Is Good But Not Her Best - The Short Stories Are Excellent\\n\\nReview: This is a fine novella by one of my personal very favorite authors, Carson McCullers. Specifically, as to the novella, \\\"The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe\\\", this is probably my least favorite work of hers that I have read thus far. My favorite would be \\\"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter\\\", which to me is a masterpiece.\\n\\nAs a possible irrelevant aside, this particular novella is part of \\\"The Best American Short Stories 1944\\\". It is also a published novella of a collection and is followed by a series of excellent short stories as described below.\\n\\nIf one has never read Southern Gothic, this is classic Southern Gothic. For whatever reason some characters in Southern Gothic literature have either physical, psychological, and intellectual challenges. One will find some aspects of this in \\\"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter\\\". One will find this in the works of William Faulkner, Flannery O'Connor, and Erskin Caldwell. I cannot say I completely understand Southern Gothic as a genre, but I have become enthralled with it.\\n\\nSo why the \\\"Five Star\\\" rating? \\\"The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe\\\" was published with a collection of short stories by Carson McCullers. These stories include \\\"Wunderkind\\\" which is a very early short story by Carson McCullers. If one has read only \\\"The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe\\\" by Carson McCullers and is not enthralled by it, please consider \\\"Wunderkind\\\". The collection that follows is just a wonderful collection of short stories.\\n\\n\\\"Wunderkind\\\" is an Excellent Short Story and reminds me of a short story version of a Willa Cather novel, \\\"The Song Of The Lark\\\". \\\"Wunderkind\\\" is not Southern Gothic.\\n\\nThe next story in the collection is \\\"The Jockey\\\". I loved that story also. It too is not Southern Gothic. It left me asking questions about the larger story.\\n\\nThe next story is \\\"Madame Zelinsky And The King Of Finland\\\" which I loved. It is the most humorous of this collection. It is also not Southern Gothic.\\n\\n\\\"The Sojourner\\\" is the next story and it is excellent. Again, not Southern Gothic, it is poignant and sophisticated.\\n\\n\\\"A Domestic Dilemma\\\" is next. This is a story of the complexity of marital love. Again this is quite poignant and also not Southern Gothic.\\n\\n\\\"A Tree, A Rock, A Cloud\\\" is the final story in this collection. It is a sad and somewhat dark story. I was glad to read it, but did not know exactly what to make of it.\\n\\nI completely love Carson McCullers as an author. This particular novella is a good, but not great example of her work. If you read it and don't really care for it, please don't make this the only work of hers that you read. The short stories included with the novella are all very good, but they are not Southern Gothic. \\\"The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter\\\" is voluminous but a very great work. Thank You...\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":69,"string":"69"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1365,"string":"1,365"}}},{"rowIdx":1366,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3GQKB1KF0CRPE"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"VHS\". The summary of the review text is \"moody, atmospheric non-Lee & Cushing vamp flick\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Chris Lee and Peter Cushing's battles through several of Hammer's Dracula films really burned into people's thinking that Hammer Vamps meant these two in their clash of the Titans - Dracula and Van Helsing. However, Hammer did a handful of vampire flicks with a more sensual quality, like Lust for a Vampire and this gem, The Kiss of the Vampire. Because viewers missed the formidable presence of Lee and Cushing having at it again, I think this film was rather dismissed. It really needs a second -- and third -- look.\n\nIt's moody, atmospheric with a sensual quality stronger than the Lee-Cushing Drac flicks. I think it's mostly undermined by Noel Willman as the head vampire. Had they had someone of the raw sexuality of the commanding Lee, this likely would have been considered one of the best Hammer Vamps. Willman just does not imbue the film with that pull -- the repulsion against the bloodsucking ways, but the power that draws against all. He just doesn't put it over like Lee. But then few men could! Alas, where was Ian McShane when you needed him?\n\nWillman is a nobleman - what else - over a tiny hamlet where he is actually doing rather better than Drac ever did. His castle is richly appointed and full of fellow vamps. Old Noel has his own Vamp Camp going. Naturally, the villagers live in terror as not only do they have a master vamp in residents, they have to fear all his vamp friends, too. Rather a large drain on the locals.\n\nWhen a young honeymoon couple's car breaks down outside the castle, they come under the control of the evil vamp Count. You have the counter balance of evil with Professor Zimmer played, again, with less flair than Cushing, by Clifford Evans.\n\nDespite Zimmer's warnings the couple come under the control of the Vamp master and his cronies, who have decided the young bride would make a delectable feast and new member to Happy Vamp Camp. Zimmer is fairly strong as his Van Helsing type role than Willman is as head vamp. The plot while predictable is lavishly filmed, complete with costume ball.\n\nBecause the lack of the two Hammer legends and the \"we've been down this road before\" causes people to initially dismiss the beauty of this film.\n\nGive it a chance. Don't compare it, just judge it on it's own merits, and I think you will find it a richly done, impressive film that is very underrated."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Chris Lee and Peter Cushing's battles through several of Hammer's Dracula films really burned into people's thinking that Hammer Vamps meant these two in their clash of the Titans - Dracula and Van Helsing. However, Hammer did a handful of vampire flicks with a more sensual quality, like Lust for a Vampire and this gem, The Kiss of the Vampire. Because viewers missed the formidable presence of Lee and Cushing having at it again, I think this film was rather dismissed. It really needs a second -- and third -- look.\n\nIt's moody, atmospheric with a sensual quality stronger than the Lee-Cushing Drac flicks. I think it's mostly undermined by Noel Willman as the head vampire. Had they had someone of the raw sexuality of the commanding Lee, this likely would have been considered one of the best Hammer Vamps. Willman just does not imbue the film with that pull -- the repulsion against the bloodsucking ways, but the power that draws against all. He just doesn't put it over like Lee. But then few men could! Alas, where was Ian McShane when you needed him?\n\nWillman is a nobleman - what else - over a tiny hamlet where he is actually doing rather better than Drac ever did. His castle is richly appointed and full of fellow vamps. Old Noel has his own Vamp Camp going. Naturally, the villagers live in terror as not only do they have a master vamp in residents, they have to fear all his vamp friends, too. Rather a large drain on the locals.\n\nWhen a young honeymoon couple's car breaks down outside the castle, they come under the control of the evil vamp Count. You have the counter balance of evil with Professor Zimmer played, again, with less flair than Cushing, by Clifford Evans.\n\nDespite Zimmer's warnings the couple come under the control of the Vamp master and his cronies, who have decided the young bride would make a delectable feast and new member to Happy Vamp Camp. Zimmer is fairly strong as his Van Helsing type role than Willman is as head vamp. The plot while predictable is lavishly filmed, complete with costume ball.\n\nBecause the lack of the two Hammer legends and the \"we've been down this road before\" causes people to initially dismiss the beauty of this film.\n\nGive it a chance. Don't compare it, just judge it on it's own merits, and I think you will find it a richly done, impressive film that is very underrated."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Ziploc Vacuum Seal Bags: Extra large bags, 25.6X39.5, for 1 queen size comforter and 2 pillows. Large Bags, 21.5 in X 33.5 in, for 10-12 sweaters. Medium bags, 18 in X22.5 in, for 5-6 sweaters. Suitcase roll up bags, 18 in X22.5 in for 1 Jacket, 2 shirts, and 2 sweaters. Total is 15 bags combo, 4 medium, 5 large, 2 X-large, and 4 travel roll up bags.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: They don't live up to Ziploc name\n\nReview: I hated the little baggies when you had to force the seal tracks together for sandwiches. They never seemed to work correctly. They came out with a zipper style, and you just slid the zipper across and the bag seal tight. Those were great. These DO NOT worth with that ease. The old fashioned slide and force the tracks together are those hateful little bags all grown up. I injured my hands a couple years ago so forcing the tracks together were painful. Generally, after they were together and you tried to get all the air out, the seal popped and you have to fight with it all over again.\n\nOnce they have on television uses a vacuum to suck out the air to flatten them. I have three vacuums and none work with these. I was trying to put a sleeping bag away. After the battle to get it sealed, I had to push the air out myself.\n\nPoorly designed, not tough enough, don't work as they should, isn't easy if you have stiff fingers...as I said, those annoying little baggies all grown up. Ugh!!","Product: This heavy-duty commercial nylon mesh laundry bag is designed to hold a weeks worth of laundry. Drawstring closure mesh laundry bags provide security that items wont spill out. Its made of sturdy TA97 polyester mesh material and comes in white. The expandable mesh laundry bag measures a jumbo 24 inches by 36 inches. Mesh material allows for items to breathe, which keeps dampness and odors away. If youre looking for an easy way to sort your dirty laundry; or to transport it to the college dorm washer (or take it home to mom); or you live in an apartment and want to drop your laundry off at the laundromat, you have to get it there without losing anything. Thats why this heavy-duty mesh laundry bag in white will work for you. Its made of sturdy TA97 polyester mesh material. Its designed to hold a weeks worth of soiled laundry. But because of the mesh construction, you dont have to worry that damp clothes will get moldy or that odor will build up. The design means that plenty of air continues to flow through the bag until you have time to do the washing. The sliding drawstring cord lock closure provides security that items wont spill out when it comes time to transport them. But these bags are roomy enough to use in a hamper or other sorting method. The mesh laundry bag is also machine-washable, so you can reuse it over and over again. Its an ideal bag for dorm and apartment dwellers or anyone who prefers a bag to a laundry basket.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: but the poor thing doesn't trust carriers at all\n\nReview: Up front, I bought the bag to catch a cat. Winston, one of my foundlings needed to go to the vet for care, but the poor thing doesn't trust carriers at all. I fear who had him before mistreated him. I have been trying to get him into a carrier for five months...lol. Then someone suggested I used a messed laundry bag. You can drop it over them, scoop them up and in the carrier before they know what is happened. I got him, not a scratch on me or the wonderful vet clinic. He was handled without trauma to us all. It's a large bag. VERY tough. He would have sliced through some of the softer versions. So I haven't used it for a laundry bag, but his Jack the Ripper claws couldn't get through this bag. And boy was he trying. So if it stood up to the abuse he was giving it, it would do well as a laundry bag.","Product: Leave your high heating and cooling costs out in the cold with this Twin Draft Guard! Forget jamming towels under your door. Slide the double-sided Draft Guard under the door instead. It's easy to install and stays in place, no need to reposition it each time like a towel. It works on all floor surfaces too, even carpet! It saves energy in the winter by preventing cold drafts; energy in the summer by keeping cold air in and hot air out. It can be used on exterior and interior doors of all types. The removable foam tubes can be cut to custom fit doors of all sizes. And the fabric cover with adjustable Velcro closure is machine washable. Measures approx. 36 x 5 1/2\" and weighs 5 ozs. Order ONLINE Today! !!! Limited Quantities !!! Twin Draft Guard, Brown\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: really does what it says\n\nReview: Rather light weight. I figured it to be more \"bean-bag\" sense, with denser material. Very light weight material and Styrofoam tubes on each side, so gives you a sense of being cheaply made. Easy to install, you just slipped it under the door. It would stop draft, so does what it says.\n\nHOWEVER, if you have cats, they will HATE this. I mostly bought this to stop two cats from play pattycake under the door. Mouse nearly put out Boots eye when he was peaking under, so I assumed this would be a good solution. No one could see under the door, so no more pattycake. WRONG. Boots hated he couldn't see under the door and about drove me NUTS pulling it under the door. I doubt I could tug it under the door, but muscle boy did, ruining the cover in the process. So if you have cats, you might want to save the money.\n\nUpdated as Jan 5th:\n\nI am updating this review of this because of new experience. As of this morning it's nearly 10 below zero windchill factor. I just got a new kitty - Loki - a foundling that I took in just before this bad weather hit. I knew he couldn't stay out and survive in this coming weather. It is a heated carport room, but the draft was blowing like crazy. I needed to stop the draft. I recalled I had bought it for Boots and went to get it. Again, it was easy to put in, and BOY was I impressed. It totally stopped the icy blast from this sub zero temperatures. This door is opened to the outside, and yet, the blast of cold air was totally stopped.","Product: This set of Sony Ear Clip Headphones is lightweight, flexible and comfortable but gives you high-quality sound. Clip-on, open-air headphones feature a powerful neodymium magnet, soft hangers and an easy on/ off function.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Middle ground on these\n\nReview: They have great sound, but then this is Sony, I wouldn't expect anything less. Problems with design. I don't use the for running, but can see this would cause problems. The \"earhook\" are very nice is you are not moving about. Easy on your ears, very comfortable. But the slightest movement dislodges them. This could have been corrected if they had made the earhook longer. As if, for exercise these are the pits. I used them hooked to my laptop to listen to my writing being reread back on ReadPlease. Even with as little movement as that take they were constantly falling off!\n\nI also didn't like the cord design. Instead of the Y shape with equal cords, that generally are adjustable. The has a very short side that goes under your chin and then the long lead comes from the one side. Nice concept, but it's the pits for something with very long hair. Feels like I have a chin strap.\n\nSorry, cheap ones half the prices are much better.","Product: Sony Camcorder/Audio (MDR-101LP) LT WT STER HDPHN\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sony for this price???\n\nReview: I used ReadPlease - a super program that reads back anything you past into it - to edit my novels. I enjoy the headphones because it keeps me focused. I was using the earbud styles (...)and running through them because they just too flimsily made. Plus, when you are editing for 13 hours straight having the buds in you ear begins to make me feel like I have earaches.\n\nThese are SUPER. First, Sony -- enough said. They are VERY lightweight. I often forget I have them on, so when I am going for long hours, these are so easy. They have nice long slid adjustments so they will fit any head in comfort.\n\nBut comfort means nothing if you are getting muffled or distorted sound. Not that case. I love is the deep, rich base, yet the treble is pure, too.\n\nSo these are more than worth the price, giving you real comfort and sound for pennies.","Product: SimpleTech's 128 MB SmartMedia card is one of the thinnest options for removable solid-state memory. About one-third the size of a credit card and just as thin, the card is small but durable. Built with solid-state construction--no moving parts to wear down over time--the SmartMedia card will securely store your music, images, and data. The card's structure is simpler than that of conventional memory cards. Its NAND-type flash memory chip offers small write-block sizes and a sequential nature that improving its performance during continuous data recording.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: simply magick!!! perfect pictures and no extra cost\n\nReview: I cannot estimate the endless fortune this will save me. I have a SLR and developed my own film, till I got so tired of the darkroom and the cost! Still, having it developed even from 'quickie' mail order sites cost a fortune. Worse, when you are trying to take a good picture of kitty and she goes zoom zoom zoom and ruin nearly a whole roll of film you want to scream. With this, pop it into my camera and click all day. I held on to my SLR for so long because I felt there was no way something so simply could have such quality! Wow! the colours are true, the images brilliant and SO SHARP. Too a picture of kitty four foot away and you could see a flea on her nose in the picture!\nGet a good camera like the Fuji FinePix 2800 Zoom, get one of these cards and takes 100s of pictures. It puts the fun back in taking pics!!","Product: Great colorful toe socks that will sure get your feet noticed. The tube construction allows for great, comfortable fit for feet of all sizes. Adds some fun, colorful accent to your daily routine. Wear them as pair or mix-matched. You get 12 pairs, assorted-color toe socks with this purchase. Available in masculine or feminine color assortment. Colors and designs may be different than that presented in the pictures.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: great buy that really stays on\n\nReview: The assortment show isn't quite right. There are a lot of duplicates, but whatever. They are comfortably made, separating toes. I have been experiencing a problem of my second toe starting to crash in to the side of the big toe and cause bruising. This doesn't totally stop that, but it's been a big aid in controlling the problem.\n\nEasy to get on, and they stay on. The are comfortable to where I don't notice I am wearing toed socks. So many of the footies just won't stay on. This is made with a special heel grabber, that catches the footie and keeps it in place. Quite unexpected in a sock of this price range. I end up tossing footies away because they keep sliding off my heel. These do not. Plenty big. Again many footies tend to be stingy in material. These cover my toes and heels they way they should.\n\nAt this price I expected less quality, frankly. I am glad to see they are such good socks for such a reasonable price.","Product: Dracula a.D. 1972 [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1972]\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Dracula moves to \"modern day\" England\n\nReview: Hammer brought Cushing (11 year absence since Brides) and Lee in yet another Dracula film, and broke the taboo keeping them in the past, and moved them into present day (well, it was then...lol) England. It starts - set in past - with a wild galloping fight between Cushing and Lee atop a runaway carrage, ending with Lee getting a stake through the heart from a broke carriage wheel spoke.\nCut to the very modern and hip swinging 70s. Very mod and bored rock and rollers summon Dracula and he is off at a merry clip, showing it is too hard to teach an old dog new tricks! He discovers there is a look alike Van Helsing descendant around, and goes after his granddaughter (Stephanie Beacham).\nLee was still very imposing at the bloodsucker in the black cape, but it was just jarring to see Drac in swinging 70s! Caroline Munro and Beacham pretty up the screen well, and Cushing and Lee still have their old magic, but it's indifferently directed by Alan Gibson and written weakly by Don Houghton.\nSigh...Hammer is showing signs of wear here sadly. I give it four stars instead of three for the terrific work by Cushing and Lee. When they are on screen is super. Rest of the film is thin.\nFor Dracula fans or admirers of Lee and Cushing. Everyone else will be bored stiff. One can begin to understand Lee's current apathy toward the role that made him famous.","Product: Richard Boone, Lisa Lu. Meet Paladin, a high-society gentleman who leads a double life as a justice-seeking gunfighter. Includes all 39 first-season episodes from this classic Western TV series: Three Bells to Perdido\" (pilot episode), The Outlaw\" (with Charles Bronson), Hey Boy's Revenge\" and more. 39 episodes on 6 DVDs. 1957-58/b&w/17 hrs/NR/fullscreen.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Classic western with Boone firmly in control\n\nReview: Richard Boone was one of the most natural actors ever to grace the screen. Good guys, bad guys, he did them all with such a grace and ease that he made it seem so effortless. Paladin was a product of the post-Civil War. A West Point Graduate, he was an educated man, a man who appreciated literature, opera, culture. So it was not surprising he settled in San Franscisco after the war. Though a man of refinement, he made his living by hiring his gun out to those in need. He passed his little cards around - \"Have Gun, Will Travel. Wire Paladin, San Fransisco\" and waited for clients to find him.\nWhile a cultured man, he was just as comfortable in the deadly knight errant persona, the man in black. Boone excelled at making you believe both sides could exist within one man. While he was a hired gun, he often spent more time talking to people making them listen to reason.\nA loved all these Westerns. Have enjoyed the reruns on TVLand, Starz Westerns, and the Hallmark Channel. But so many of the old Westerns don't hold up well. I was surprised how well Rawhide and Have Gun, Will Travel hold their quality. So these are a super addition to any video maven's collection. Sadly, I don't think Boone ever got the true recognition his talent deserved, but those of us who appreciated him can now watch his talent shine.","Product: Lewis Black stars in his first-ever HBO solo special, an hour of frenetic, take-no-prisoners stand-up comedy, taped before a live audience at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in New York City. Featuring new material included in the comic's current Rules of Enragement tour and CD of the same name, Lewis Black: Black on Broadway will feature Black's dead-on insights into such disparate issues as homeland security, tax-cut benefits, international travel, Martha Stewart, cold weather, health myths in America, who's fucking who, and, of course, WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is way too much excitement, gentle snowflakes!\n\nReview: A man with many hats, outrageous, ranting comedian/author/playwright/pundit, Lewis Black is simply amazing. His dry, pointed rants are one of the funniest stand up performances since comedian George Carlin did his `seven little words'. Recently on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, here he gets to cut loose in his first HBO solo special - first but hopefully not his last. Filmed before a live - and very entertained - audience in Brooks Atkinson Theatre in New York City, it's one hour of absolute perfection! No frills mind you, but then would Lewis really have frills? I am sure he could do a routine about he told the HBO executives what to do with their voice-overs and behind the scenes segments!\n\nFrom where is Global Warming where you need it?; US Government Deficit - and no one explaining where over 5 Trillion dollars went!; Lewis chows down on Republicans and Democrats alike; Homeland security; tax-cuts; coupons; travel to New Zealand; Corporate Greed; how to stretch you money; milk that isn't milk; bottled water and it's nutritional values; where cold air comes from; why his government stopped lying to him; George Bush; diet; how to live longer; and Martha Stewart's body parts!\n\nHis razor-edge humor is dead bang on target and requires repeated viewing because you are laughing so hard at one joke, you might miss part of another!!\n\nHey, my cat even loves Lewis! Seriously, she watches him like he is the god of Catdom! Maybe he is because he sure is the cat's whiskers!! lol.","Product: Sherlock Holmes investigates the murders commited by Jack the Ripper and discovers a conspiracy to protect the killer. Director: Bob Clark Writers: Arthur Conan Doyle (characters), John Hopkins (screenplay) Stars: Christopher Plummer, James Mason, David Hemmings\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of the Best movies ever made!\n\nReview: I love Sherlock Holmes movies in their many incarnations, especially Robert Stephens version in The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (PLEASE RELEASE ON DVD in Billy Wilder's original LONG FORM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!).\nHowever, I must think Christopher Plummer is the best Sherlock ever. He brings so many textures and depth to his Sherlock, for once, making him a living, breathing man. In Private Life...Robert Stephens gives you a brilliant, heart-wrenching performance - at the point he realises he was been betrayed, and with no words he conveys SO MUCH it nearly tears you apart. Plummer gives you a similar heart-shredder, as he find Annie Crook in Bedlam, tortured, no longer sane, having retreated from the horrors around her and inflicted upon her, and in the following scene on the train ride back to London. In a masterpiece of blocking, you don't even see Holmes, you just his reflection in the train window while he talks about Annie. Compelling, heartbreaking, utterly BRILLIANT, demonstrating Plummer is one of the BEST actors ever to grace the screen.\nThe story line of Sherlock Holmes meeting Jack the Ripper was first explored by Ellery Queen novel. In it, Holmes identified the wrong person as the Ripper, hence the one Holmes story never published. It is brought to Queen and he must solved the 100 year old case. In Study in Scarlet, with John Neville as Holmes (another superior version, but cannot compare to Decree) the Ellery Queen beginning and end was dropped and the middle part of Holmes chasing Jack was turned into the movie in the 1960s. Neville is a marvellous actor, but pales by comparison to the virtuoso performance of Plummer. This version of the Ripper vs Holmes, follows the Stephen Knight book exposing the Annie Crook connection.\nLots of super support from a dream cast, such as Genevieve Bujold as Annie Crook, James Mason as Watson, David Hemmings as Foxborough, Susan Clark (Sister of producer/director Bob Clark - YES, people it is HARD TO BELIEVE the man who brought you Porkies create this masterpiece) as Mary Kelly, Frank Finlay as Lestrade, Donald Sutherland as Robert Lees the psychic, Anthony Quayle as Sir Charles Warren and John Giegud as Lord Sailsbury.\nI cannot say how delighted I am this is finally out on DVD!!!","Product: Body Snatcher [VHS] [VHStape] [1992]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Classy Classic for the horror connoisseur\n\nReview: Oh, Wow! I just was doing a happy dance over Hammer's release of their films I have long wanted and now here is the ultimate Val Lewton Horror Collection. Jacques Tourneur and Lewton created very special horror films. They were thinking man's horror film. Film in glorious black and white where shadows were long and dark (never achieved in colour films because of the bright lights needed), these films are moody, sinister, dark tales that whisper from the shadows instead of screaming boo!\n\n\"The Cat People\" is more familiar to most people. This deals with a female who is a marmaluke (in Scotland we call them Greymalkins or Cait Sidhe), a female who can turn into a cat. The sequel \"Curse of the Cat People\" was slightly oddball. A sequel and yet some of it seems off. In the first film, Kent Smith who plays Oliver Reed (joke there!!) falls for Simone Simon is Irena who is a marmaluke. Later, as her nature reveals itself Smith turns to Jane Randolf (Alice), sending Simone in to a rage. In Curse of the Cat People, Oliver and Jane have married and now have a daughter. She is a little odd and lonely and suddenly starts seeing Irena's ghost. Then an old lady and her daughter come into her life, both recognizing the child as a \"cat person\" EXCUSE ME? did something get left on the cutting room floor. Irena died. The child is Alice's so WHY is the child touched by the Cat People. This is never explained well. Still, it's a very moody film and is enjoyable.\n\nOne of my Fav films of all times is the silly titled \"I Walked With a Zombie\" This is Tourneur and Lewton adapting Bronte's tale into a modern day version of Jane Eyre! It dark, moody and simply a classic.\n\nThe great Karloff turns up in another Lewton adaptation - this time Robert Louis Stevenson's The Body Snatcher\", though not directed by Tourneur but another director I really respect Robert Wise. A young doctor needs a body for his medical experiment and Karloff is more than willing to get the - one way or another!\n\nThe Leopard Man was again the teaming of Lewton and Tourneur and shows horror can be set in many places. This is in the desert resort town in Mexico. For a publicity stunt, an agent gets his talented star to make an entrance with a leopard on a leash. A jealousy rival scares the cat and it flees. Later a girl is killed. Then another. But it's it the cat or something more sinister?\n\nThe Ghost Ship has the mysterious captain who may not have both oars in the water. Not Lewton's best effort, but still very enjoyable.\n\nKarloff is back in \"Isle of the Dead\" and \"Bedlam\". In the first, Karloff plays Greek general traveling with others. Soon the plague is following them so Karloff quarantines the house. If that is not enough worries. Karloff becomes convinced one girl is a vampire. St. Mary's of Bethlehem Asylum in 1761 London is the setting for Bedlam. Karloff gives a super performance as the head doctor who controls all.\n\nThe Seventh Victim is another great film that is often overlooked. A devil cult is thriving in Greenwich Village. Six people vowed to secrecy. The six are now dead. And now a new member the seventh of the group is missing. A young Kim Hunter comes asearching for her sister the seventh missing member.\n\nMovies for cold, dark nights when the wind howls!","Product: Enemy Below [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1957] 6301662954\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: great cat and mouse game by two great actors!\n\nReview: This is not the average sub-film that centers on the crews of the sub and the sub-chaser. This is a two-man cat and mouse film, marvelously done with style and incisive insight.\nRobert Mitchum is the man who rises to do what is needed. Not a superhero, but a very human man who goes into war and does what is required. He is the Captain of a U.S. destroyer sent out to track U-boats. Curt Jurgens is his mirror reflection - below - a Captain of the U-Boat that becomes the target of Mitchum's search. He is not a product of the Nazi war-machine, but again, a very likable man just defending his country. This is demonstrated with deft humor when Jurgens very deliberately hangs his jacket over the plaque of Hitler's propaganda.\nThe script eschews the stereotypical \"Nazi monsters\", and portrays a German crew with very real - and universal - emotions. They, too, were just men doing their job and what is required. Instead of having us root for the Americans to blow up the evil Germans, you are put in the position of caring equally for both sides. You comprehend that they are men, offering their lives for their command, not in a political way, but in a time-honoured fashion of a man going to war. You understand both sides REALLY do not want to be here, to kill or be killed; they would rather home. No rousing stereotypical propaganda. In the end, they will kill each other if they must, but given the choice, they would rather not. Very different for that period of war films.\nA little dated appearance on the boat scenes by today's standards. It's obvious toy models when the boats crash, but easily overlooked and dismissed when balanced with the very impressive lack of finger-pointing and flag-waving for either nationality. Both Mitchum and Jurgens are dead-bang on target in their lead roles, with David Hedison, Theodore Bickel and Doug McClure round out a super cast","Product: VHS TAPE. 138 minutes, color, narrated by Richard Burton. Michael Caine, Stanley Baker, and Jack Hawkins. \"Truly spectacular and exciting.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Abosulute Knock out of an Epic!!!\n\nReview: Based on a true story in British History in South Africa, this is aboslutely one of the best films of all times. The late Sir Stanley Baker (whose superb performaces are mostly lost to past few generations), same with the late Jack Hawkins (Ben Hur), James Booth and Nigel Green, it was the film that introduced Michael Caine to the world, showing what a natural actor he was from the start. (Caine, who originally tried out for the role of Hookie but lost to Booth, was almost fired from the film because the American backer, Joseph E. Levine, did not think Caine knew 'what to do with his hands'!! Caine was imitating Prince Albert!!). Fortunately, Baker ignored him.\nProduced by Baker and Cy Enfield (of the Hollywood Blacklist fame) and written by the great historian John Prebble (Lion of the North - he also did the screenplay for Mysterious Island, another of Enfield's productions), the main focus of the film tells the story of a small pocket of British soldiers at Rorke's Drift on the edge of ZuluLand in 1879. These soldiers were left there for two purposes: some were sick with fever so were in hospital, the posting commanded by Gonville Bromhead (Caine), and the rest to build a bridge across the Bufalo River commanded by royal engineer, John Chard.\nJust 10 miles down the road a force of over 4000 thousand British Solders camped on the hill of Islandlhwana were slaughtered by 10,000 Zulus. The worst defeat in British history of a modern army facing a native force. Over 4400 Zulu arrived too late for the attack, so they turned their attention to Rorke's drift and the little band of 100 men left there to defend it.\nBaker and Caine (though not close in real life) worked magnificiently together, giving powerhouse performances, with a great supporting cast of relative unknowns. The filming of South Africa is breathtaking, the enormity of what the soldier faced having 100 to 4400 odds, and how they held out until the main force of Chelmsford's army arrived, is an epic, but also a personal story of two men who stood resolute in the face of terror with a stiff upperlip and did what had to be done.\nMoving Scoring by John Barry (Bond films, Raise the Titanic), with a foreword from Sir Richard Burton (a friend of Baker's both being Welsh).\nIn 1979, a prequel was filmed Zulu Dawn, nearly rising to this level, starring Burt Lancaster, Simon Ward and Nigel Davenport, that tells the story of the the massive defeat at Islandlhwana. It is a shame they are not presented as a set.\nInteresting note, at the start of the film showing King Chetewayo of the Zulus at Ulundi, Chetewayo is played by the real Zulu Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi, who is involved in South African Politics today.","Product: Civil War Saga\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A wonderful emotional view of the Civil War\n\nReview: First off, yes there are a lot of problems with this as factual history. This is not Gettysburg or Gods and General. Don't think they ever set out for it to be. This is for the person who wants more personalities, more emotions and less history. So PLEASE do not judge this against the two movies based on the Shaaras' Books. This whole intent of this was distinctive different and it achieves what it set out to do.\nThis is not for historians, this is for the people who have a little knowledge and interest in the Civil War - and likely that is all they want.\nFor someone looking for a more emotional view of the Civil War, with more 'people and feelings' than true history, then this is a very nice read. It is the fictionalised account of the Geyers and the Hales, cousins - one family of the South, the other from the North, that find themselves divided and fighting each other during the War Between the States in the US. The Geyers were farmers, of the land, though were not slave owners, and the story focuses around their eldest son, John, an artist who went into the war as an artist correspondent, torn by his love for both families and seeing both sides of the argument. He hates the institution of Slavery, a hatred amplified by the hanging of his black friend, a freed man for hiding fugitive slaves. The Hales were city-folk. Not only were they divided on their views, but by their styles of life. You see all the various scenes of how families were divided, how the glory of war could turn sour for the many boys simply looking for adventure.\nThere was a real John Geyser, and he did draw a lot of pictures as his time as a soldier. But he was not a war correspondent, and not that professional of an artists. Still is immature drawing carry a power to convey the horrors of war.\nSo take the 'history' with a grain of salt and enjoy the 'emotions' of the great conflict that ripped families and friends apart.\nStacey Keech is simply marvellous as Jonas Steel, and I defy anyone not to be moved by his and Julia Duffy's Mary performance as Mary, the woman Jonas loves and loves. Duffy, best known for Designing Women and Bob Newheart, show a charming, heart-wrenching portrayal of sweet Mary. Peck is super as Lincoln, in a roll he really wanted to play.\nSo pop the popcorn and sit back and enjoy the sweeping 'Gone With the Wind' Hollywood version of the Civil War. There is fine acting and a lot of nice 'historical' touches since Bruce Catton was consultant to the film.\nThe DVD is the full length version. Many video copies are a shortened version, so you you will be thrilled the see it in its intended form.","Product: vhs\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cold War heats up on the ice!\n\nReview: This movie has a strong star name cast - Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Rock Hudson and Jim Brown. McGoohan is brilliant as ever. A perfectionist of an actor, he once again is play a Brit super-spy (Secret Agent, Prisoner). It's a role he is comfortable with and he brings his subtle, yet incisive touches to conjur this character alive. Borgnine, never gives less than 110% to a role is perfect at the anti-Russian Russian. Brown to fierce as the man no one really likes and suspects he might be more than he pretends. Hudson is the weakest link. His lines were written to come out of an actor with the same power and presence as McGoohan and Borgnine - Robert Mitchum. Had Mitchum played the role this movie would have been dead on target. Against McGoohan and Borgnine, Hudson shows he had all the range from A-B. In the very dramatic scene where McGoohan is telling how to wreck a sub, he is dead on perfect - every word every gesture. Hudson gives his rebuttal and comes across as trying to echo McGoohan's strength. Mitchum could have looked McGoohan in the eye and it would have been a long staring contest before either blinked!\n\nIt's a race to the North Pole to reach a weather station that has gone out of contact after a camera that contained spy film lands there. You have the Russians rushes to reach there, and the US group with their multinational spies trying to make it there first.\n\nGreat adventure from start to finish a good adaptation of Alistair MacLean's best-selling book.","Product: movie comes in original vhs case.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Price has a ball\n\nReview: Price decided to ham it up for the Abominable Dr. Phibes and Dr. Phibes Rides again. Riding on a tide, he took up this high camp film, and some of England's biggest name actors came out to play his victims. In Phibes style, you have a series of set victims - in this case, Stage critics - and the much scorned Shakespearian Actor Edward Lionheart extracting his revenge by killing his victims through acting out a scene from Shakespeare's plays. Deliciously witty Diana Rigg is there to support Price as his doting, darling daughter Edwina, who mourns her father's recent death, and hisses at the critics who refused to honor his talent while he was alive.\n\nPrice's all-star victims include his real-life wife, Coral Browne, Harry Andrews, Ian Hendry, Jack Hawkins, Robert Morley (especially funny twist on the tale!), Denis Price and Diana Dors and more. Hot on the trail of the killer, with Hendry in tow, are Inspector Boot (Milo O'Shea) and Sergeant Dogge (Eric Sykes), but Price and his \"helper\" are one step ahead.\n\nIt's Price at his wickedly delightful best. And great to see the funny takes of the Bards tales being used as a murder medium. Douglas Hickox (Zulu Dawn, Sitting Target), ably orchestrated the marvelously talent crew of actors through this\n\nblack humor marathon.","Product: very good\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hestson's best and a must for fans of Medieval History!!\n\nReview: Heston did a lot of films in his career, but some were overlooked because they were not the bigger than life Epics like Ben Hur and 10 Commandments.\nBut I have found Heston's works, The Naked Jungle, Diamond Head, Secret of the Incas (where Indiana Jones came from right down to the hat and leather jacket!!), The Big Country and The Warlord to be much more statisfying.\nThe War Lord especially is a rarely noticed and unappreciated film.\nSet in Norman-Saxon England, he has been 'awarded' a small fief to hold against Frisans invaders (the same invaders that captured his father and bankrupted his family to ransom him). Tired of war, tired of the struggle, he is more than content with his lot - though not his younger brother, well played by Guy Stockwell. Heston only wants one thing more....the woman, a peasant promised to another. He can take her by right of being the lord, but he wants her heart and a woman's love.\nRealisit portrayal of the fuedal person of post Saxon era of the Norman invasion of England, the performances are solid making this one special film, most notable the late Richard Boone (Have Gun Will Travel), one of the most natural actors ever to fill the screen. Solid action and battle scenes.\nA must for Heston fans that want more than just the flash, a must for fans of medieval history, and an absolute must if you are a romantic at heart and love knights of auld and damsels in distress.","Product: vhs\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: heartfelt look at America's most tragic battle\n\nReview: First off, anyone gripping about the small budget effect of battle about this film needs to STOP and understand it WAS a small budget film. This film was NEVER EVER intended for Theatrical release. Only, the power of the film, demanded it be shown on big screen. Michael Shaara's book \"Killer Angels\" on of the most moving look of the men that set the nightmare of Gettysburg into action, was given a new life with Ted Turner's group. It was created to be run on TNT, his cable/satellite station in two parts. So yes, the casting went with actors more in line with Telly than Theatre, yes, it had to cut corners on budget. Does that affect the quality of the film? No one bit. Anyone grumping about the cannons not recoiling is nitpicking.\nAnd for people fusing about 5000 Civil War re-enactors (including Ted Turner manning one of the non-recoiling cannons) being unpaid. Well, ASK THEM. The re-enactors thought this was a chance of a lifetime to record what they do annually anyway!\nThe movie was intended to address the personal side of the war, the friendships torn apart by deferences in belief, the frustration, the futility.\nRichard Jordon's Emmy nominated performance alone is worth the price. With fine work by numerous supporting actors such as Sam Elliot and Stephan Lang.\nSo one should not grip about what it is not - and was never intended to be - but appreciate the fine effort that is it. One of the most moving looks at such a tragic period in history.","Product: In 1879 South Africa, the administrators of the British Cape Colony have designs to eliminate the Zulus as a hindrance to their colonial economy. To that end, the British present King Cetshwayo with an impossible ultimatum to provoke a war they are sure they can win easily with their rifles and artillery against native spears. However, that war proves more difficult than the arrogant British commander, Lord Chelmsford, expects as his overburdened army fruitlessly searches for the elusive enemy. However, in the shadow of a hill called Isandlwana, the overconfident British army learns to its sorrow just how badly they have underestimated the tactical skill and might of the Zulu nation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: excellent example of Military arrogance\n\nReview: First off DO NOT compare this to the Stanley-Baker 1964 epic. This is different kettle of fish entirely. I made that the mistake the first time I watched it and I came away dissatisfied. If you are familiar with Zulu, you go in with preconceived expectations. The comparison off the bat can make you prejudice against a fine work.\n\nCy Endfield co-wrote the epic prequel Zulu Dawn 15 years after his enormously popular Zulu. It was intended to be a trio of films - with a third movie Ulundi to round out what Cy had to say about British imperialism - the \"Little England\" mentality.\n\nFrom point one the contracts are seen. In Zulu you have a small pocket of a few over 100 Brits holding out against 4,400 Zulu - fresh from Islandlwana (the story told in Zulu Dawn). This is a story of courage, will and determination. Is a positive movie. Zulu dawn on the other hand is a heart-rendering movie. Nearly 1400 soldiers and native levies were slaughter in a a matter of hours by over 10,000 Zulus. Why because of Brit arrogance. Lord Chelmsford (Victoria's cousin by the way - which may be why he wasn't punished for this fiasco!!) Treated the Zulu campaign as a lark in the park. He divided his forces in the face of the enemy, not once, but several times, resulting in the disaster at Islandlwana, as well as leaving other pockets of solders held up in the fashion you saw Baker and Caine - for months, in some cases over a year. These death had to fall on Chelmsford's head.\n\nThe second contracts Zulu saw is a picture of the whole army under Chelmsford. A contrast into the Brits lifestyle vs the Zulu. The contrast of arrogance vs might and true military genius. So the story is less focused on just one or two individuals such as Chard and Bromhead, but only the various commanders and officers. So the personal involvement isn't there.\n\nBeautifully filmed, is a a good companion piece to Zulu and Shaka Zulu. Some of my favourite films.\n\nJust don't compare it to Zulu and you will find you enjoy the film. However, it does tear the heart, instead of uplifting it as Zulu does. It's a very a very realistic look at the worse military blunder until modern times, and likely STILL the worst defeat by a \"modern\" equipped army against native warrior warmed with only spears.\n\nJust so sad the third film was never completed.","Product: .\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: One of King's overlooked better works\n\nReview: Okay, it needed an editor to get a hold of this, but it is King and they don't edit his books near enough, so a tale where he had a hand in production, even directed part of it, was sure to be the same.\nDespite that, it is a marvelous tale, not so horrific as most King stories, so most King fans will find it dull. It is more that horror or Sci Fi, it is a gentle tale and romantic, in its own fashion.\nKeith Szarabajka (Mickey Kostmayer of the Equilizer; Angel; Nighlight) is a superb, underrated talent. In his middle 30's in real life at the time, he portrays an old man nearing retirement working at a top secret lab as a janitor. There is (UNFORTUNATELY) the mad scientist that King should have been ashamed for creating in the stereotypical fashion straight from 1930's horror films, but there is also so really neat characters that round at the tale and make up for the deficiencies. Ed Lauter is great, in a range of role he does not usually play.\nIn a lab accident, Szarajabka is accidently exposed to a substance that reverses his age. And that is what makes the tale work so well. The fine, subtle talents of Szarabajka and the amazing Francis Sternhagen as his wife, who is watching her beloved husband grow younger day and day, make up for the uneven writing by King and sloppy editing.\nMaybe everyone should forget this is Stephan King, and just judge the film on its own merits and I think you will be surprised.\nI nice way to pass a rainy day.","Product: Horror film on VHS TAPE.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Stunning, an absolute must!!\n\nReview: This is a POWERHOUSE of a movie that will blow your mind!!!\nIt is listed as a horror film, when actually it is SO MUCH MORE. If one classify the genre, I would say Mystery.\nIt begins with an anonymous letter to the Scottish Constable ( Edward Woodward of Equilizer fame) telling of Summer Isle. A local girl is missing and none of the villagers seems to show any interest. Flying to the small Isle, Woodward arrives just before Beltane, the pagan May Day Festivals and the find the Island completely immersed in the Pagan ways of Auld. Head of the Isle is Lord Summerisle (British horror legend Christopher Lee - Dracula for Hammer Films - in his favourite performance), the leader of his pagan island, and it is clear he not only is aware of the villagers beliefs, he encourages them!\nSlowly, Woodward comes to believe the girl is being held for Sacrifice on May Day as he races to save her.\nBrilliant performance from Britt Eckland (former Mrs. Peter Sellers and one of the great beauties of her time - * though most of the nude shots are not her since she was pregnant at the time) Hammer horror actress Ingrid Pitt and Diane Cilento (the first Mrs. Sean Connery, mother of Jason) contribute to the eerie feel.\nThe movie portrays pagan beliefs in an unHollywood style, that goes for substance and facts, rather than sensationalism. The scenery is beautiful and the music written for the film is haunting.\nThe film faced many production problems, to being passed through several production companies, a lot of lost footage from the film editor - a devoutly religious man who thought is sinful to be filming this and was systematically destroying as much as he could, and indifferent reediting by Roger Corman, and then nearly dying in bad handly in the theatres. Was not seen for nearly two decades, and the version in existence was Corman's poorly edited one, missing over 20 minutes of the 101 minute original verson.\nI spent years and year trying to track down a copy, and finally for a short time news was good. The director found that he had an original copy still in his position. This was released the VHS - first time the 101 version had been seen in nearly two decades!! Shortly after, it was pulled from the shelves. Corman's version ( a nice companion piece so it was made of a lot of out takes) came out for a spell.\nSo I am delighted to see this one on DVD and protected for all time.\nWarning: some flashes of Eckland and her stand-in nude, and people of a very religious nature will not like the content. Otherwise, this is one fabulous knock out of a film.","Product: Supernatural Horror\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: By the Pricking of my Thumbs Something Wicked this Way Comes\n\nReview: I am a sucker for old B&W horror films, and Jacques Tourneur was the best, rivalled only by maybe Mario Bava. Both men understood that shadow and light and the grey/silver play in between could set the mood as no colour film movie could. The black and white film could be lensed at such lower light settings, they achieve spooky shadows and the looming sense that something could be hiding in them as no modern colour film ever could.\nAnd Night/Curse of the Demon is the genre at its best. This movie takes a premise that demons can be called forth and 'sicked' upon a person by the mere passing of a slip of paper of runic symbols - and proceeds to make believers of the audience. The only sour note in the wonderful production is the monotone perform by Dana Andrews who seems determined not to take the role serious. It is quite a shame it could not have had an actor with the deftness of Ian McShane give breath to the doubting thomas professor. Still, even Andrews lack luster performance cannot sink this marvellous film.\nAndrews plays a parapsychologist who has come to England to debunk a witch-cult. Once he arrives, he finds the man who asked him to come has been killed under very mysterious circumstances. His niece is convinced he was killed by Carlson, the head of the witch, for she finds a reference in her uncle's diary saying Carlson passed him the slip of paper with runic symbols and then he found his diary had all the pages torn from them after a certain date - the date Carlson said something would come for him. Andrews is a confirmed doubter, but even his faith in logic is rattled has he comes face to face with people of the Auld Ways. He also have been passed a slip with the symbols and Carlson has informed him his time allotted nears - and his diary is found with all the pages torn from it.\nIt is horror films at their best, Jacques Tourneur the master showing how it was done. Be sure to keep an eye out for his I Walked with A Zombie - another masterpiece despite it stupid title.","Product: movie based on hg wells book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good fodder for B movie addicts!\n\nReview: I am a big fan of the underrated, marvellously talented late Robert Lancing, so I collect his stuff. And he did some wonderful B flicks that are B Movie Addicts delight. My favourite 4D man is one of the best, but this one is not too shabby.\nJoan Collins is head of a group pushing an island paradise resort - yet to be built - and Lancing is the pilot of the boat that brings in the latest boatload of suckers....I mean investors...to view the imaginary golf course and club house. Only problem, refugees from THEM! are lurking in the woods making off with islanders and soon to investors of Joan's resort. The effects are typical Drive-in B movie quality (but hey, I miss the old drive-ins!! When I visited Kentucky they would have dusk to dawn creature features and that is where I first saw this movie), but Lancing as always is better than the material he is given and makes this worth the ticket.\nSo stack up four of five our your best Vincent Price and Chris Lee films, add Empire of the Ants (and watch the wonderful and well missed Robert Lancing), pop a bowl of popcorn , turn out the lights and imagine you are in a car with a speaker hanging from the window. Have your own dusk to dawn creature features.\nOff to see if I can hunt up a copy of 4D man in DVD.....","Product: Vhs tape in good condition\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Look out Mike Myers...Dr. Goldfoot might get you\n\nReview: The successful spoofs Mike Meyers has been doing, most recently \"Goldmember\" owes it's mad capped nonsense to those who have boldly gone before him...namely Vincent Prince! In his run of movies for AIP and Roger Corman, he also did a couple of gems - the other \"Comedy of Terrors\" *****, and they make a great popcorn double-feature for a Saturday Night. Both movies showcase the rarely seen fun-side of the very talented Vincent Price.\nIn Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine - total mindless fun - Dr. Goldfoot (Price - a sly, wicked performance having a hoot of a time) has made a machine to manufacture a bikini clad army of robots who are programmed to seek out wealthy men, marry them and charm them into signing over their assets, before bumping them off. With passing pokes at Princes own AIP films and the Bond films, it is good giggles. Not as sharp as \"Comedy of Terrors\", it's still great for Prince Fans, people who enjoyed Myers spy spoofs, or those looking for a time-capsule blast from the past, this is an enjoyable diversion!\nWith Frankie Avalon, Craig Steven, Dwayne Hickman, Deborah Wally turning in good support performances, the Supremes giving a catching theme song, and claymation credits it's perfect popcorn fun. Give a skip on the sequel - Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs - not as stylishly done.","Product: Ex-rental tape and cover in good condition\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This movies is a scream...in more ways than one.\n\nReview: I admit it! I am a sucker for old Black and White horror films. They are quite tame by today's buckets of bloody special effect big budgets ones, but they hold a fun all their own. Especially when the ringmaster is the oh so talented Vincent Price. He was always the odd mix of silky mannered menace, with that sprinkle of humour that set him apart from so many actors. It was that devilish twinkle in his eye that always told you he enjoyed what he was doing.\nThe Tingler is another of the Castle low budget treats. Price plays a mild mannered doctor/research scientist married to a rich wife who is a floozy. She runs around on Price, cares little that he knows it, controls her younger sister's life, but Price is not a man you push too far. Obsessed with discovered the results fear has on the body, he finds out there is a critter that increases in our bodies when we are frightened, the more fear the bigger and stronger it grows and the only thing that can destroy it is screaming. Feed up with his wife's wicked ways, he convinces her he is going to kill her so he can X-ray her trying to prove the existence of the Tingler.\nPrice gets mixed up with Olly, a husband of a theatre owner who is a deaf-mute. She goes bonkers and passes out when she sees blood. Price wonders what would happen in her, if the Tingler is unleashed, but she cannot scream. Later, someone deliberately scares her to death, and Price operates and removed the Tingler. But then, wife tries to use the Tingler to strangle Price...all in good loving fun, mind you. The pesky beastie dashes off and heads to the theatre to menace everyone there.\nOne note, though the film was shot in Black and White, the sequence where Olly's wife is driven to death was shot in colour emphasize the red of the blood scaring her.\nGreat fun and it's a bit of a walk down memory lane! A must for any fan of Castle or Price.","Product: Avenger's '67, set 3, vols. 5&6. 2 DVD set with outer sleeve\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 3rd set for 1967\n\nReview: Third set for 1967, this series is fully established with dapper John Steed, and sexy but very capable Mrs. Peel. The trademark wit and tongue-through-cheek continues with these episodes:\n\n1) \"A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Station\" - \"Steed goes off the rails - and Emma finds her station in life\" has out super sleuths trying to foil an assassination of the Queen.\n\n2) \"Something Nasty in the Nursery\" - \"Steed Acquires a Nanny - and Emma shops for toys\" Emma and Steed must stop nasty nannies with deadly toys in a plot to take over Britain\n\n3) \"The Joker\" - \"Steed trumps an ace - and Emma plays a lone hand\" has Emma lured to a remote house where an escape lunatic plans to murder her. He does not count on Steed riding to her rescue\n\n4) \"Who's Who???\" - \"Steed goes out of his mind - and Emma is beside herself\" a quirky episode that has a master criminal switching the minds of Steed and Mrs. Peel with two \"common\" agents, showing you cannot judge a book or an agent by their cover!\n\n5) Return of the Cybernauts - \"Steed pulls some strings - Emma becomes a puppet\" is the sequel to The Cybernauts. In this episode, beloved veteran horror actor Peter Cushing plays the brother to the mad scientist (Michael Gough) and is seeking his revenge on Emma and Steed. He has perfected the Cybernaut process to where a person wearing a watch becomes a human cybernaut.\n\n6) \"Death's Door\" - \"Steed relives a nightmare - and Emma sees Daylight\" has dream-influencing drugs used to disrupt an important conference. Important conference members suddenly start having clairvoyant experiences of impending doom stopping them from attending the meetings.\n\nA must for Avengers fans. Directed by Robert Day, John Moxey, James Hill and others; stories from Brian Clemens and Philip Levene.","Product: Haunting, passionate and unforgettable, this lovely, scenically rich (Newsweek) version of Emily Bront's timeless masterpiece stars Emmy winner Anna Calder-Marshall and Timothy Dalton (Licence to Kill) as Cathy and Heathcliff, two star-crossed lovers destined for doomed romance. 'realistic [and] with authentic locations and atmosphere (Leonard Maltin), Wuthering Heights is a riveting, heartbreaking and beautifully realized telling of a classic. Inside the dark and austere farmhouse of Wuthering Heights, the impetuous Cathy first meets Heathcliff an orphan her father rescued from the streets of London. As the two grow up, they spend endless days exploring the sprawling moors of Yorkshire, eventually discovering in each other a fiery, powerful love. But when Cathy is introduced to their wealthy neighbors and promised to marry their son, her social equal a fury is ignited within Heathcliff that can only be extinguished by one thing revenge!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: atmospheric, haunting, well acted!!!!!!\n\nReview: Okay, the story is well known and this naturally will run comparisons to Lord Larry and Merle Oberon's 1939 version. But this is a gentle, atmospheric retelling that is well acted.\nExcellently cast, Caulder-Marshall is super as the willful Cathy that loves Heathcliff, but must face choices in her life to save them both, which ultimately drives them apart, changes them, but cannot alter the deep love that drives them - even if it drives them to destroy each other. Dalton is properly Welsh, dark and brooding, very adapt at showing his younger vunerability, and later the darker, sensual side. The gorgeous Ian Ogilvy is a perfect contrast to Dalton's dark, the fair haired beautiful husband that cannot touch her soul.\nAn interesting note: in this movie Ogilvy's sister is played by the same woman that played his wife in the excellent Witchfinder General with Vincent Price.\nWell worth the viewing again and again.","Product: Guaranteed to work or your money back - PLEASE NOTE ALL MONIES FROM THIS SALE GO TO A 501 (C)3 NO KILL ANIMAL SHELTER\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crowe rose to the occassion!! Outstanding\n\nReview: I first noticed the solid work of Russell Crowe as Preacher in Sharon Stone's gunfighting flick, and with each performance since he has shown he has the makings of a superstar. LA Confidential was hot at the time when they announced he was doing Gladiator and I thought, I believe this man is going places but a Gladiator???...P>His performance is strong, stoic and yet very moving, showing a fine range. The secondary leads are magnificent, especially Richard Harris and Oliver Reed. The computer work more than convinces us of the 'cast of thousands' in the battle scenes and the arena.\nIt's great to see this sort of historical drama once again being made and receiving such recognition.\nAs I said, Outstanding!!!","Product: A Horror video .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This benefits from repeat viewing!\n\nReview: I loved the first in the series, so eagerly awaited this one, and went, yeah, well...not as good.\nAnd in many ways it is not, the quiet character development that so was so charming in the first one is rather pushed aside in this head long rush into a pace that never stops for breath. You are nearly exhausted by the end!!\nHowever, after the initial grump about it not being as good, I have since viewed it several times. And the more I view it the more I like it. The humour is there, brilliantly delivered by Brandon Fraser, like after rescuing his wife from being killed by the resurrected mummy, they are escaping and she pauses to pull a bench to block a door, and he gently said in his typically comic Brandon voice, \"Honey, what are you doing? Those guys don't use doors.\" The kid is precious without being TOO CUTE. Especially fun is his interplay with his kidnappers - ala Ransom of Red Chief, bugging them with \"are we there yet?\" so typically bored kid!! Also, with the female captor when she tells him to behave and he replies, \"I don't behave for my parents, so what make you think I will for you?\"\nYou get eye candy in the female fight scenes, wonderfully staged. A whole returning crew, the the minor leads in the first one playing much more prominent roles, and with reason!!\nSo if you enjoyed it, just not as much, trying a few repeat viewings and you might be surprised. I was. I found I liked it more each time!!","Product: Adventure rules! As the spectacular Mummy series explodes into a new realm of breathtaking, non-stop action in The Scorpion King! Unleashing WWE superstar The Rock as the most feared warrior of the ancient world, The Scorpion King plunges you into a sweeping tale filled with stunning fight sequences, awe-inspiring battles and pulse-pounding thrills. It's the ultimate special effects-powered epic and the must-see-and-see again adventure of the year!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Entertaining, but just missed...\n\nReview: The Roc made a splashy appearance in the Return of the Mummy, and got so much attention, the producers rushed to come up with a vehicle for him. They vaguely hint this movie is connected to the Mummy films, but basically the name Scorpion King is all they have in common. When they announced they were doing a remake of the Mummy, I groaned as remakes are usually the pits you think why did they bother, but was pleasantly thrilled with the results. It was wonderful!! I own both Mummy movies on DVD and play them often, for they are movies that can be view again and again and one never tires of them.\nThe Problem with this film???? What made the Mummy films so perfect and the Scorpion King just miss?? I think it is because of Brendan Fraser. He is a powerhouse talent, that is super action star, but his marvellous humour, funny voices and true screen presence, backed with the wonderful Hallam as a foil,makes the Mummy movies work and work well.\nScorpion King draws on the same rich texture, the expensive sets and computer work, that made the Mummy movies so opulent. The Rock is a great action star with a bankable presence in Conan the Barbarian vein, but the movie lacks the sharp repartee, wit, heart and dry humour of the first two films and suffers because of it. The action is nearly nonstop, it is wonderfully staged, but there is so much missing.\nI enjoyed the film and liked the alternative scenes and other bonus selections, but basically, a wee tad sorry I went ahead and bought the DVD solely because I enjoyed them Mummy films. While they will continued to get use, I fear Scorpion Kings is more of a once a year film and will gather dust.\nThe action is great, the costumes and staging on par with the Mummy films...but I hear Peggy Lee singing in the background....is that all there is....???\nIf you have seen the film before and wish to own a copy, you will be thrilled with the DVD version. The sounds and film quality is super, the bonus goodies great. But do not buy this film on the rep of the two mummy films or you might be disappoint, see it first!\nI am sure The Rock and his OTT WWF charm will see him a huge action star. His fans will not be disappointed. It is a great action film, just missing bullseye.","Product: The acting, photography and score are tops (Leonard Maltin) in this lively satirical homage from seven-time Academy Award(r) winner* Billy Wilder (Sunset Boulevard) and his long-time writing partner I.A.L. Diamond (The Apartment). When a beautiful woman claims that her dear husband has disappeared, the investigation takes Sherlock Holmes (Robert Stephens) and Dr. Watson (Colin Blakely) to Scotland, whereto their surprisethey uncover a plot involving clandestine society, Her Majesty's Secret Service and the Loch Ness Monster! But before he can deduce matters to the elementary, Holmes makes an error that may jeopardize the national safety of Britain and ruin his reputation! *1960: The Apartment (Best Picture, Director, Original Screenplay (with I.A.L.Diamond)); 1950: Sunset Boulevard (Original Screenplay (with Charles Brackett and D.M. Marshman, Jr.)); 1945: The Lost Weekend (Director, Adapted Screenplay (with Charles Brackett)); 1987: Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: So much was LOST!\n\nReview: This film is a cult classic and well deserving of that status. It's one of my favourite films and for YEARS we were promised the excised footage would be replaced and we could finally see this marvellous film in the form Billy Wilder meant it to be. Well, I am sure like all fans of the film, we waited with hope that NOW they would include all these scenes. And while the film transfer is great and I was sad to see there is NO footage to speak of to be added. There are snippets of film of other adventures, stills flashed over a poor soundtrack, but according to MGM there is no extra scenes, they have been lost.\nWHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!\nThe film is still a must for Billy Wilder, Robert Stephens, Chris Lee or Sherlock Holmes Fans. But just do not expect all the lost footage to be restored.\nIt is a very very funny look at Holmes, a more human look perhaps. This is a mirthful look at the adventures of Sherlock Holmes, lovingly portrayed with a twinkle in his eye by the late great Sir Robert Stephens. The adventures are fun (the ones we see) but mainly centre around a woman's missing husband. Toss in several hundred canaries, the Loch Ness Monster, missing midgets - the Tumbling Pickaloes to be precise - the mysterious red runner, Queen Victoria, some Trappist monks, an ageing ballerina that does not 'look 39' - that is because she is 49!! -who wants Holmes to father her child and an amnesiac damsel in distress that temps Holmes, all done with the best British wit and droll sense of humour...and you have a mix that cannot miss.\nIncisive writing and direction, this fill pay homage to Holmes and Watson, with tongue firmly planted in cheek...\nEven so, the currently version is a true gem, and so overlooked,\nall we have left of Billy Wilder genius vision.","Product: The sudden discovery of a pyramid frozen under the ice of Antartica results in the dispatchment of a team of scientists and adventurers to investigate. Once they enter the underground pyramid, the team comes face to face with an ancient battle between two alien species - a battle that will come to a head on Earth.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: wrong title - Studio vs Director\n\nReview: Sorry, if you really are into the Alien and Predator movies, then I suggest you watch this on Cinemax (now running it and see if you want to buy it this version). With the protracted and harmful battle between the director and, once again 20th Century Outfoxed winning to make it good for the kiddies, adults lose out. So guess what will come down the road 6 months to a year from now? AVP-Director's Cut (THANKFULLY). I will wait to buy until then.\n\nMovie makers are going to have to learn that the under 16 crowd is the movie goers these days. Movie theatres are used as a \"babysitter\". But you CANNOT gear all movies to that audience and have to make choices that stop this dumbing-down of movies. Why there are so many box office failures of late.\n\nSo great premise, one we have waited for since Predator 2. Shame that had to short change us in order to make it for the children's bucks.\n\nWait for the Director's Cut Edition which will be coming shortly, I am sure.","Product: This classic of British horror has been painstakingly restored by VCI (with the cooperation of the British Film Institute) and is now complete and uncut; including more than 2 minutes of additional footage, which had been cut from the U.S. version, titled HORROR HOTEL. This also marks the first time ever this uncut version has been seen on video with its original title. THE CITY OF THE DEAD is an extraordinarily good chiller scripted by George Baxt, which still has the power to frighten fans of the horror genre. A college student, Nan Barlow is researching the history of witchcraft. Taunted by her brother and fianc, who have voiced their concern over her silly notions, Nan arms herself with resolve and drives into the small New England village of Whitewood. She is glad that at least she was able to count on the support of her professor. A bit anxious but consumed with curiosity, she will soon embark herself on the journey of her life! Introducing: Venetia Stevenson.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Chris Lee Gem!\n\nReview: Christopher Lee has been an amazing actor, and in the twilight of this career at over 80 years old he is still doing fine work in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Star Wars II and III(coming). However, most of us grew to love his body of work back in the period of Hammer Studios heyday. Hammer, to lovers of horror, gave us some of the greatest film. Cheap on budget, high on quality, they gave you fun from vampires, to outer-space monster to witches. Directed by the marvelous John Llewellyn Moxey, Horror Hotel was it's alternative title.\nChris Lee is Professor Alan Driscole, in Massachusetts in the US, and he is teaching a course on the witchcraft burnings of a near by town called Whitewater, similar to the Salem hysteria. A student, Nan Driscole, is looking to do more in-depth research, so Driscole suggests she travel to Whitewater and sends her to stay at an inn there on her winter vacation. Raven's Inn is run by Mrs. Neils, a friend of Driscole, and she welcomes Nan though says the hotel is closing. Nan learns a witch, Elizabeth Sewlyn. was burned on the spot where the inn stands. Newlis is a strange woman and it quickly becomes apparent there are dark doings at Raven's Inn. Nan is welcome for reasons Nan knows nothing about, and quickly finds herself marked for sacrifice.\nWhen Nan fails to return, her brother travels to the strange village that seems trapped in time. It is dark, brooding and literally reeks atmosphere (as only good Black and White horror films can!). Nan is not to be found and Mrs. Newlis claims Nan left after only a few days stay. However, the woman who runs the bookstore believes something happened to Nan and helps him in trying to find out what.\nA eerie Black and White film that is super for a late Saturday night horror fest! The Quality of the transfer is super crisp!","Product: A terrifying secret darkens the halls of the Fengriffen estate, where beautiful young bride Catherine (Stephanie Beacham) finds her romantic wedding night turning to horror when she's ravaged by an eyeless ghost. Meanwhile, a disembodied hand lurks in the darkest corners of the house, unbeknownst to Catherine's aristocratic husband, Charles (Ian Ogilvy). As the newlyweds soon discover, the Fengriffen bloodline has been tainted by a vicious curse passed down from generation to generation, and only with the help of Dr. Pope (Peter Cushing) can the latest victims hope to conquer a supernatural evil which has been lying in wait for centuries. A stellar cast, breathtaking period settings and chilling special effect highlight this stylish gothic shocker. Bolt your doors, secure your windows and turn down the lights--it's time to scream!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Amicus' Beautiful film is a delight for the eyes!!\n\nReview: Beacham (Tam Lin) comes to Fengriffen to marry Ogilvy(The Sorcerers with Karloff, Witchfinder General with Price, Return of the Saint as Simon Templar) in Regency period England. Immediately, we are made aware of the menacing presence of Ogilvy's dead grandfather who died before Ogilvy was born. As she is starting at Henry's portrait on the wall, a hand push through it and tries to grab her. Beacham soon is aware that something is off at the ancestral home, when she is rape by an ghostly presence, a man with a stump instead of a hand, Ogilvy treats it as if she imagined it. No one will reveal the big secret of the Fengriffen curse - and anyone who tries is suddenly found dead. Is it the ghost of the man wronged by Ogilvy's grandfather or is it the son of that man, the woodsman living on the estate with the sole purpose of seeing the curse of Fengriffen fulfilled?\nEnters the beloved veteran horror actor, Peter Cushing, as the doctor sent for to heal Beachman's troubled mind. But is it her mind or the ghost that troubles her? After she overhears Ogilvy telling Cushing of the curse, she tries to take matters in her own hands, only to discover there is no escaping.\nAmicus, Hammer's chief rival on the 1970's horror market, delivers a tale of the Sins of the Father (in this case Grandfather) visited upon the generations following. Based on the book \"Fengriffen\" by David Case, Amicus presents us with a beautiful, almost poetically, filmed horror tale. Gorgeous eye to historical detail,rich in location work and meticulous period costuming, and well acted by the leads Ian Ogilvy and Stephanie Beacham, this is beautiful to enjoy - though some areas are often a little dark in the film ( aka English style of filming night scenes). Peter Cushing adds that refined elegance that he does in every performance, always the perfect gentleman ( an much beloved gentle actor).\n(The one low point of the movie is the poorly done crawling hand - OH PLEASE, the movie could have well done without that!!!!). A stunning tale from beginning to end and a delight for Hammer, Amicus and Cushing fans. (Ignore the crawling hand!!!)\nBeacham is gorgeous to watch, well matched with Ogivly, eyecandy for the Ladies.\nOn The DVD versions, you get the added track with Ogily discussing the film in voice over. Very interesting in details.\nAnother note: The House used as Fengriffin, it also the house used for the cult classy Rocky Horror Films.\nI also have the twice on Video, the DVD is very superior in quality.","Product: Academy Award(R)-winning stars Kevin Spacey (AMERICAN BEAUTY, Best Actor, 1998) and Judi Dench (SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, Best Supporting Actress, 1998) join talents with Julianne Moore (HANNIBAL) and Cate Blanchett (THE LORD OF THE RINGS) in this deeply moving motion picture from the director of CHOCOLAT and THE CIDER HOUSE RULES. After tragedy strikes, Quoyle (Spacey) moves with his daughter from upstate New York to his ancestral home in a small Newfoundland fishing village. With a job at the local newspaper and developing romance with a woman (Moore) who lives with her own demons, Quoyle is transformed by this place of magic, beauty, and hardship. In a compelling story based on the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, Quoyle's past melds with his present in an inspirational journey of self-discovery and second chances.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Beautiful, Gentle GEM!!\n\nReview: Kevin Spacey first snapped my attention as Mel Proffit on the CBS telly series WISEGUY. He played a drug dealing, jet-setting, psycho that went around killing people, freaking out and saying things like \"only the toes knows...\". Well, if the toes knew, they must have know what a big star Spacey would be in just a few years. He choses films that stretch his untouchable range in the Usual Suspects, the serial killer in 7, the gentle soul claiming to be an alien in the wonderfully moving K-Pax to this gem of a film The Shipping News. This was a gentle, loving, heart-lifting book, so I feared when it came to the screen, all the quirkiness that made it so special might be lost. Instead, it is beautiful realised under Spacey brilliant performance, backed by the ever eternal and radiant Juliana Moore and the utterly marvellous Judy Dench and the solid Pete Postlethwaite, and another super tour de force for the ever solid Scott Glen.\nThis is a story that touches your heart, the way so many of Hollywood films fail to do, and leave you smiling at the end, and maybe even leaves you missing these near friends you have come to love. It is good to see films like that do so well, just a shame there is not more.\nIt is brilliantly written, with all the quirkiness you find in a small knit community, the isolation tend to make the locals revel in their bizarre personalities and even sort of wear them like a badge. I have seen this same 'wee tight isle' in Scotland and in Ireland and small towns in the US. Everyone knows everyone - knows the history as far back as it goes. The past is not so distant, where people with the sight is just an everyday occurrence.\nKevin Spacey plays a gentle soul, driven by an overbearing, likely abusive father to believing he was nothing. He felt the world pasted him by until Petal jumped into his car. Petal is typical Hussy type, a lass out for fun and little else. For the first time, Kevin's character feels that he no invisible. Petal gets pregnant, have a baby girl, Bunny, and then precedes to live life just as she always had, with good time guys and honky-tonks. She checks in long enough to upset Spacey, and pat the kid on the head. When the child is about 8, she slips away with child in tow, running away with the latest boyfriend. If that is not upsetting enough, Spacey's father and mother decided life is the pits and check out.\nIn the midst of finding out Petal died in a car crash with her boyfriend, but sold Bunny to a black-market child adoption ring for six thousand dollars, Spacey's long lost aunt,(Dench) turns up to steal her brothers ashes. (Won't reveal what she does with them!! She encourages Spacey to take his daughter and move back to New Foundland to where his family comes from. Once there his daughter shows tendencies of 'the sight' but it is taken in stride.\nScott Glen owns the local paper and hired Spacey to write the shipping news. He fears failure in this, since Petal just reinforced his worthlessness instilled by his father. However, instead, he comes into his own. He also begins a tentative romance with Moore, with his daughter taking to her son, who suffered brain damage during birth.\nSpacey faces his demons and learns to heal, as Dench confronts her own secrets and shames, and loves to move on.\nThe scenery is gorgeous, raining and foggy ( sorry I am a Scot and love a bit of the wet and fog makes me want to walk in it forever. This captures the moodiness, though the snow in May does make one shudder!)\nThis is just one beautiful movie. You cannot say anything higher.","Product: John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, Victor McLaglen. An American prizefighter moves to Ireland to become a peaceful man-only to face constant turmoil. 1952/color/153 min/NR/fullscreen.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Grand movie it is!!\n\nReview: When one thinks of John Wayne they usually imagine Calvary, Indians and the Old West. But John, on occasion, did venture into other areas. In this instance, Ireland, and produced one of his most beloved films. It teams him with long time friends, Maureen O'Hara, Ward Bond, Victor McLaglen, Arthur Shields and Barry Fitzgerald (Shields & Fitzgerald were real life brothers), in a project that was near and dear to John Ford. If you think the old town patriarch resembles Ford, it's with reason - it was his father. Stocked with wonderful Irish character actors like David Farrar and Sean McClory, the ever delightful Jack MacGowan, Ken Curtis (Festus of TV's Gunsmoke as Dermot Fahy uncredited and singing! Former Sons of the Pioneers!!), Mildred Natwick as the Widow Tillane, along with Wayne's kids at the horse race scene.\nWayne is Sean Thornton, a quite peace loving man come home to Ireland. There is much speculation about the Yanks and why he has returned to the wee humble Irish village where his family was from. He was a fighter in the States named Trooper Thornton, but accidentally killed a man in the ring. Haunted by this he wants to go 'home' to his mother's Ireland and find peace. But his factious neighbours do not understand his reluctance to take on the town Bully Red Will Danaher in order to win the love of his wife O'Hara.\nOften this movie is criticised as being the \"Brigadoon\" of Ireland, and that is so, but it's the Ireland of our hearts and imagination and obvious of Ford's heart and imagination. The dialogue is Witty, full of Irish quirkiness. Beautiful location work and the dynamite teaming of O'Hara and Wayne. With marvelous songs like Turalye Anne, Galway Bay, Isle of Innisfree and The Humour is On Me Now and more ( There is a soundtrack available on CD this movie as well).\nFor many years the version on VHS was a pale washed out copy, but this version gives you the 40 shades of green of Eire and the brilliant red hair of O'Hara, they way it should be. The DVD is so sharp, it's truly like seeing it for the first time.\nAt this steal of a price, every DVD should have a copy.\n'Tis Grand, Aye, Grand indeed!","Product: Historical drama exposing the famous love triangle in King Arthur's Court.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: feast for the eyes, but little else\n\nReview: With the cast this movie had, I would have expected a bit more life. First bit of trouble is Robert Taylor. Why the man rose to the star he did is amazing because he had all the range from A-B. His performance is very monotone, but oddly enough everyone seems to try for that flat, non emotional level. Maybe they think Brits talk like that???\nThe costumes are gorgeous, as is the radiant Ava. But there is no fire in the leads and all seem to barely know their lines continually uttered with one tone indifference, let alone FEELING the part. The passion is missing in the Lancelot-Guinevere-Arthur triangle, because of lack luster performances by all three, most especially Taylor. He is a dead dull which really sinks the movie. The only one really showing any spark of true swashbuckle was the late Sir Stanley Baker (Zulu) as Mordred (all connections to being Arthur's son sanitised from the script!!!).\nIf you just want a pleasingly dated look at a richly coloured costumer in MGM wide screen, this is nice watch. Great for Stanley Baker Fans or Ava Gardner addicts. However, if you are true fan of the round table or good acting take a miss, for by the end you will be yawning......","Product: Directed by Academy Award winner William Friedkin, THE HUNTED follows FBI agent Abby Durrell (Nielson) and her new recruit, L.T. Bonham (Jones) - a specialist in deep-woods tracking, as they team up to track and hunt down trained assassin, Aaron Hallam (Del Toro), who made a sport out of fatally shooting deer hunters in the forests outside Portland, Oregon. Using his well-honed nature skills to locate Hallam, Bonham soon finds himself and his partner lured into a gut-wrenching game of cat and mouse. With ruthless precision and murderous skill, Hallam remains one step ahead of his pursuers as Bonham and Durrell try to outwit him in the natural and urban wildernesses before Hallem turns them into his next victims.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Great TLJ performance, so so movie\n\nReview: Tommy Lee Jones can make any movie worth watching, even limp ones and this ones is so lame. Actually a waste of his powerhouse talents. Tommy Lee Jones is a trainer of assassins, and he trains Benicio Del Toro (The Usual Suspects) into the perfect killing machine. We have given reasons (VAGUE REASONS) why suddenly Del Toro cannot stomach being a killing machine any longer, so what does he do...goes rogue and kills. There is only one person who can catch him, Tommy Lee Jones, who is ageing.\nSo starts a nice cat and mouse game - but who is the cat and mouse. Nice watch, but will soon fade. Doubt most people would want repeat views of this movie, is do, suggest getting a used copy. Tommy Lee is worth that. His performance is marvellous, just the rest of the film does not match his level.","Product: Sean Connery as a Scandinavian security chief who must find and rescue a British ambassador smuggled into his country. Ian mcshane is the bad guy.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: gritty cat and mouse game with terrorists\n\nReview: This movie also goes by the title of Ransom in Britain. It is a tense drama with Ian McShane and Sean Connery (need I say more!!???). Connery is the head of a security force sent in to negotiate with terrorist holding an ambassador and his servants. The terrorist demand transport to the airport, where they learn an aeroplane has been hijacked and is awaiting the arrival of the terrorists and their hostages. Connery is determined to stop them at all costs. It is a taught game of move-counter move, with nearly everyone involved running their own game within a game, and Connery can trust no one. McShane is very believable at the head of the hijacking team, that has more than one mask he is wearing.","Product: After one year too many on the road with a ramshackle jazz band, Lem Siddons (Fred MacMurray) decides to put down roots. He marries sweetheart Vida Downey (Vera Miles) and embarks on a lifelong roller-coaster ride as a scoutmaster to a steady stream of high-spirited youngsters. Set against lovingly recreated scenes of 1930s America, this family classic shines with all the warmth and humor of Disney entertainment at its nostalgic best.|The movie marks Kurt Russell's Disney film debut, as Whitey.|Variety wrote, \"The production catches the spirit of rural America in the '30s with moving charm, blending comedy, drama, and romance in a buildup toward an emotionally charged climax.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: very wonderful family film\n\nReview: Likely a lot of kids will not relate to this film, because this sort of family film is rarely made these days. Fred MacMurry (My Three Sons) decides three sons is not enough and takes on a whole troop of them - other peoples as he becomes a reluctant scoutmaster. Slowly he throws himself into the idea. As I say, kids my not warm to this Baden-Powell wholesomeness, but who knows, they might surprise you. A very young Kurt Russell plays tough boy that MacMurry wins over.\nInteresting point: at the end when you see his \"boys\" all grown up, take note of William Reynolds as Hoodoo Henderson as a Man (FBI, The Thing That Couldn't Die). He played MacMurray's son in There's Always Tomorrow (1956).","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: excellent vamp vs horror film\n\nReview: Blade was interesting, but to me it failed emotionally. You just do not connect with the film on the personal level. The effects were super, but that was the main impact...\"wow what amazing effects\". You feel like breaking out in a chorus of Peggy Lee's Is That All There Is. Special effects alone cannot make a movie great.\n\nUnderworld makes that jump, great FX work, but also gives you characters you really care about, ones that you really love to hate. A strong plot line designed to hook you and keep you, just does that. With the emotional involvement, there is a greater impact, a movie that will demand repeat viewing. Instant Cult Status.\n\nThe movie grabs you from the opening and never lets up with the pace. Firm direction and with a driving score, the movie reaches for perfection. You have a 1000-year-old war between Lycons and Vampires, and it's all coming to a head. It's a well thought out and executed premise and Kate Beckinsale shines! She is an amazing talent. I first adored her work in Cold Comfort Farm as Robert Post's child Flora. When you compare that gentle, deft bit of humour with this kick a*** vampire hunter, it proves what an overlooked talent she is. With Van Helsing out now (and I am sure this movie led to her landing the role), she is finally getting a spotlight she so well deserves.\n\nA gloomy, atmospheric ambiance to the whole movie is maintained all the way through, adding a strong foundation for the otherworld premise. I am sure some will nitpick things, as all vampire film faces, but kudos for the vibrant energy and sheer edgy feel to the film.\n\nIt leaves you hanging, clearly open for a sequel...one can but hope it maintains this high quality.\n\nKate rocks...you don't need to know anymore! It has about 13 minutes of footage not in the original. A great battle scene and some backstory on Michael. Rounds out the film nicely without dragging it down. A great pounding soundtrack, too!","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kate rocks!! Say no more, say no more...\n\nReview: Blade was interesting, but to me it failed emotionally. You just do not connect with the film on the personal level. The effects were super, but that was the main impact...\"wow what amazing effects\". You feel like breaking out in a chorus of Peggy Lee's Is That All There Is. Special effects alone cannot make a movie great.\nUnderworld makes that jump, great FX work, but also gives you characters you really care about, ones that you really love to hate. A strong plot line designed to hook you and keep you, just does that. With the emotional involvement, there is a greater impact, a movie that will demand repeat viewing. Instant Cult Status.\nThe movie grabs you from the opening and never lets up with the pace. Firm direction and with a driving score, the movie reaches for perfection. You have a 1000-year-old war between Lycons and Vampires, and it's all coming to a head. It's a well thought out and executed premise and Kate Beckinsale shines! She is an amazing talent. I first adored her work in Cold Comfort Farm as Robert Post's child Flora. When you compare that gentle, deft bit of humor with this kick a*** vampire hunter, it proves what an overlooked talent she is. With Van Helsing out now (and I am sure this movie led to her landing the role), she is finally getting a spotlight she so well deserves.\nA gloomy, atmospheric ambiance to the whole movie is maintained all the way through, adding a strong foundation for the otherworld premise. I am sure some will nitpick things, as all vampire film faces, but kudos for the vibrant energy and sheer edgy feel to the film.\nIt leaves you hanging, clearly open for a sequel...one can but hope it maintains this high quality.\nKate rocks...you don't need to know anymore!","Product: Presented here for the first time ever in its full-length uncut version, this is one of the great films of Italian Gothic horror. In the style of the late Mario Bava, this unforgettable classic contains scenes that rank among the very best the genre has to offer. In sparkling Technicolor (struck from a negative untouched for nearly 40 years), the film emerges as a truly stunning piece of cinematic mastery as well as a nightmare-inducing vision of hell. A young artist is hired to do a study of a famous local landmark, a windmill that contains stone statues of notorious female monsters of the past. One day he meets a mysterious, dangerously beautiful woman at the mill. Before long, he is drawn into her clutches. Just what is the terrible secret that keeps her hiding from the world? English & French with English subtitles\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: evocative Euro horror film\n\nReview: The movie trailer tag-line for this film was \"Why do warm-blooded beauties suddenly turn to stone?\" Well, you can generally bet there is an evil scientist behind these to dos! This creepy Gothic tale is directed by Italian director Giorgio Ferroni, is also known by a passel of other names - Drops of Blood, Horrible Mill Women, Horror of the Stone Women, Le Moulin des Supplices, and has that spooky feel of the Mario Bava era. Hans von Arnam (Pierre Brice) arrives in the small town outside of Amsterdam, to research and write a story about a reclusive sculptor, one Prof. Gregorius Wahl (Robert Boehme). Wahl lives on an island in an old mill, the locals, in typical hushed tones, call the Mill of the Stone Women. Hans meets the professor's gorgeous daughter, Elfi Wahl (Scilla Gabel) and quickly falls in love with her (big surprise, yeah!). As Hans grows to know Wahl and his daughter, he learns the surreptitious Dr. Loren Bolem (Wolfgang Preiss) and Wahl are conduction some sort of experiments. As they putter in the lab, local women continue to disappear. The setting is very evocative of the black and white work done by Bava, and since I had seen this film only in B&W release, I was shocked to find it was actually in colour!\n\nAs Hans becomes aware of the secret behind the Professors \"lifelike\" statues, tensions mount. Like Vincent Price's The Tingler, it features an \"acid trip\", which is quite dated and comes off more humorous than scary.\n\nIt's a tad slow in places, and by today's horror standards very trite, but the fog-shrouded landscapes and sinister mill make this one enjoyable trip for connoisseurs of old horror films.","Product: Mystic River tells the story of three men whose dark, interwoven history forces them to come to terms with a brutal murder on the mean streets of Boston. When one of their daughters is brutally killed, one of the men suffers, while another investigates the case that seems to pointing to their third friend. All three men must confront their personal demons and a tragic childhood experience to make sense of their present pain and suffering.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Eastwood must have lost his marbles\n\nReview: I cannot go into how many ways this films bothers me or I would be playing spoiler. Oh, how I wished I had read the spoilers first!\nIt was tightly directed, though with a style and feel that echoed a much better film, A Perfect World. But unlike A Perfect World, where the were good guys, bad buys and bad guys who had good in them, this film has no one that is likeable, no one you can respect. Worse, it has no remorse, and that is SO sad, no redemption.\nBacon, Penn, and Robinson put in strong performances in their going nowhere roles. I admired Eastwood's flair in A Perfect World, an emotional film that touched you on all levels. Only this movie...well, you want to wash after watching it. You cannot empathize with Penn's character, even though the murder of his 19-year-old daughter is the focal point of the film. Sorry, to point all the problems of this film one would have to go into spoilers left and right (I wish someone had told me the spoilers before!). There are devises that have no place in the film, that do nothing to further the storyline, just Eastwood's sense of quirky? Quirky worked in A Perfect World, quirky worked in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Quirky in this films was an insult to the intelligence of the viewer. I have loved Eastwood since his Rowdy Yates days, and marveled all the films he has starred in or directed ever since. But this one just is so pointless. This movie has a lack of honor, of true caring, of heart and it just hurts to see such talent put to such a useless waste of 2 hours.\nMy best advice - Rent this film before you buy or - be sure to read all the BAD reviews before making up your mind. Most people will not enjoy the senseless violence and to no end. Most people will not like the total remorse in nearly all the characters.","Product: Legendary monster hunter Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) is summoned to mysterious Transylvania on a mission that will thrust him into a sweeping battle against the forces of darkness! With non-stop action and electrifying special effects, Van Helsing is an adrenaline-powered motion picture event Roger Ebert calls \"Spectacular!\"\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: everything but the bloody kitchen sink\n\nReview: Wow...I'm exhausted! Hugh Jackman is wonderful; you cannot fault him, though you do chuckle - again, he is a man with power who cannot recall his past. And Kate Beckinsale is really showing her stuff. When you look at Cold Comfort Farm, Underworld and now Van Helsing, it shows there is little this lass cannot do and do well. The action is non-stop - literally. It must have more near escapes than any ten - make that twenty - movies put together. The sets are moody and properly monster movie Gothic. And you get Vlad Dracul, his brides and a horde of baby vampires - the children of the night - that Drac is trying to bring to life.\n\nBut that is only the start. There is Dr. Jekyll and Robbie Coltraine as Mr. Hyde - as an appetizer. You mustn't forget a werewolf or two and Frankenstein's monster. Oops, almost forgot Igor! By this time, you are ready for Bobby \"Boris\" Pickett to break into The Monster Mash! The same bunch that did such a bang on job with The Mummy, which I thoroughly enjoyed, does this. Only someone needs to tell Stephan Sommers often less is more and more is just too much. This movie is a perfect example of so much going for it - too much going for it - that it overwhelms you.\n\nVan Helsing (Jackman) is an immortal who has memories at being at Masada. The Church sends him out to hunt down evil and smote it by any means needed. After taking down and dispatching Jekyll/Hyde, they send him to Transylvania to handle Drac the naughty vamp. Seems Dracula and his three brides are making a nuisance of themselves at a local village, and only thing keeping them and the werewolves in line as the ancient family Valerious, but they are now down to a brother and sister. Anna Valerious watched as her brother battles a werewolf. The brother saves her, but goes over the cliffs, later to become a werewolf. Van Helsing and Carl, his religious sidekick, arrives on the scene, but the villagers are not so happy to see them. Seems the vamps only want one or two villagers a month, not too bad, they think. Carl please note is David Wenham (Faramir from Lord of the Rings!), in case he seems familiar.\n\nVan Helsing, Anna and Carl join forces and the villagers attitude soon changes as they learn the Dracula is trying to bring his thousands of bat babies to life. The key is Frankenstein's monster, very sympathetically portrayed Shuler Hensley. It comes down to a battle of the titans between Dracula and Van Helsing, (they second time they have gone down this road) and this time the town ain't big for two these two; one has to bite the dust or each other!\n\nThe is no pace to this movie, it's totally pedal to the metal the whole way, where The Mummy movies see slow in comparison! Shame. This could have been one really great movie. The cast was right. Great special effects, it was just you feel like you have been beat over the head with every cinema monster ever to lumber through Universal's backlot.\n\nObviously, this is left open for a sequel. And despite this disappointment, I will be eagerly watching. Maybe if they look at this one and see what they did wrong, second time around they might get it right. Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi this ain't; it's not even the classy stylized battle of Lee and Cushing. But they I didn't want it to be. I just wanted a few moments to catch my breath. The ending is very beautiful filmed and the emotions reach you, almost poetically. Shame more of that could not have be sprinkled into this rest of the script.","Product: M. Night Shyamalan (SIGNS, UNBREAKABLE, THE SIXTH SENSE), the director who brought you the world's greatest thrillers on DVD, now creates his most thought-provoking triumph yet ... breaking international records and dazzling audiences around the globe! THE VILLAGE is a smart, edge-of-your-seat chiller crawling with terrifying surprises and frightening twists and turns. An isolated, tight-knit community lives in mortal fear of an oppressive evil inhabiting the forbidden forest just beyond their tiny village. So frightening that no one ventures into the woods ... until one villager dares to face the unknown. With unforgettable performances from Joaquin Phoenix, Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Adrien Brody, and newcomer Bryce Dallas Howard, this powerful motion picture is one of Hollywood's best psychological thrillers and ranks with the best of Hitchcock!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: sigh.....someday he will hit!\n\nReview: It's a Hitchcock craft lensing, very slow on details, reveling in the blocking for imagery, and the beauty of a simpler times, a style of life gone by. Sheer poetry to watch. However, like all M. Night's works you get so much build up, then a flat ending. I always feel like breaking into a rendition of Peggy Lee's \"Is that all there is?\" after watching his works. There is no surprise. You see this one coming the whole way.\n\nI enjoy this moving, the imagery is stunning, rarely achieved in any film coming out of Hollywood. M. Night is a virtuoso as a cinematographer. And he teases, lures and torments you into expecting so much, thinking this is great.\n\nThen whatzzadat? The ending is flat, leaving you disappointed. Maybe he needs to pay someone to write his endings, give him one that matches the body of the work.\n\nFour stars for the sheer beauty and the heart of a storyteller. One star for another weak M. Night ending. Very worth repeat watching, but expect to feel let down each time. An exercise of near perfection, of what might have been, that just didn't deliver in the end.","Product: THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT: Original Theatrical Trailer THE PEOPLE THAT TIME FORGOT:\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Silly Dinos but still fun\n\nReview: This is a great double-feature Drive-In fair. The monsters are hokey, but this is still great family type fun. They were done on a shoestring so what do you expect? Based on Edgar Rice Burroughs novel The Land People Forgot has sort of a Lost World premise. Americans and Brits are travelling to South America when they are torpedoed by a German U-Boat. Later the survivors manage to catch up and overtake the submarine. They end up finding a lost continent, before you can say \"Is Barney Purple\" there are monsters trying to make lunch out of our explorers. Instead, they make Barney Burgers. Then they find T-Tex, cavemen and all sorts of adventures. However, Doug McClure (Travis of The Virginian) and Susan Penhaligon are left behind in the final brouhaha, which leaves the opening for the second movie. The People Time Forgot.\n\nPatrick Wayne and Sarah Douglas star in the second film. It has the feel of the second Planet of the Apes where they come to find what happened to Chuck-baby. This time Wayne and Douglas are flying into the island to see if they can find McClure and Penhaligon. There is more monster chompings, a sexy gal in a One Million Years B.C. costume that says she knows McClure and can lead them to him. It's a race of time to keep away from the bad guys and find McClure before the whole bloody isle goes BOOM!\n\nSo pop the popcorn, turn out the lights and pretend you are at a Drive-In. They play better!","Product: Hammer Films, one of the most celebrated horror studios in the history of cinema, presents 8 classic horror films in one collection. From Dracula to Frankenstein, werewolves to phantoms, the Hammer Horror Series showcases some of the most terrifying monsters in the history of cinema and features legendary performances by Peter Cushing, Oliver Reed and Janette Scott.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hammer Heaven for this lass!\n\nReview: Oh, my, this lass is in Hammer Horror Heaven!!!!!! Films I have wanted on VHS and then DVD FINALLY coming out. I am a dyed in the wool horror fan, and especially a Hammer fan. To me they spoke to the fast, sexy, stylish horror film that rose in the late 50s and carried Hammer through for nearly 4 decades. Gone were the stuffy Universal monster flicks in black and white - Hammer worked with lush colour. Gone were the cheakly made (thought enjoyable William Castle and Roger Corman quickies). Hammer did a lot of location work, and even the sets they created were rich in details and so beautiful with full colour. This contains some of their best works, some well-known and heralded by critics such as \"Brides of Dracula\", others are lesser known yet - to me are ones that I wanted to my collection. Some now unseen for decades! Most of these were never released in US on VHS or DVD. So pop the popcorn and have a Hammer night of horror!\n\n\"Brides of Dracula\" has a misleading title. Clearly they made a mistake turning Chris Lee to dust. Dracula (Lee) isn't in this film at all. The head vampire is David Peal and he isn't even connected to Drac. Van Helsing (the great Peter Cushing) helps a young woman whose carriage broke down. She was taken to a castle by a mysterious Baroness. Once there, she discovers the Baroness keeps her mad son chained within quarters in the castle. He sees her, calls her to come. She finds the sexy son not mad at all, so she releases him. Later young girls begin to have fang marks. Cushing helped the young woman to her new post as teacher after the Baroness is found dead. Sonny boy comes to call on the teacher, and naturally, Cushing must rush to the rescue. One of Hammer's Best.\n\n\"Curse of the Werewolf\" is an understated, moody tale with Oliver Reed in the title role. A man is tossed into the dungeon. Later mad, when a young servant girl is tossed to him as sport, he rapes her. Leon (Reed) is the result of that. As he grows, he learns he is cursed. Darkly handsome Reed (nephew of Carol Reed) was perfect for the roll.\n\nCushing and Lee team against in \"The Evil of Frankenstein\". A big flack ensured from Universal. That had Boris Karloff's original monster makeup copyrighted, so Hammer had to \"rethink\" Lee's monster. He brings a poignancy to the role that makes it his own. With Hazel Court.\n\n\"Paranoic\" with Oliver Reed again. Sharp script by Jimmy Sangster is obviously a knock off version of Psycho, but has plenty of twist to keep you guess. Also smartly direction by Freddie Francis. Reed is coming into his own here.\n\nYes, yet another \"Phantom of the Opera\" What is it 12 versions now? Terrance Fisher's remake has Herbert Lom as the scarred phantom. Very underrated or little scene film that requires some\nattention.\n\n\"Kiss of the Vampire\" is another vampire flick, no Cushing or Lee to make it a super classic, but still a worthy Hammer effort. A man and wife wander into the wrong area again and the head vampire decides he wants the wife for his vampire cult.\n\n \"Captain Clegg\" was originally called \"Night Creatures\" and a couple other names. This is a remake of Dr. Syn (recall the Disney film with Patrick McGoohan \"The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh? Same story!) Peter Cushing is the kindly reverend who is really the head of a smuggling ring trying to outwit the King's men. Oliver Reed is his sidekick. A super film I have long wanted and kept hoping Hammer would put it out.\n\nWorth EVERY penny.\n\nFilm quality is sharp and in letter box. Love it!","Product: Literary classics become screen horror classics when given the Lewton touch. Take the gothic romance of Jane Eyre reset it in the West Indies add the direction of Jacques Tourneur (Cat People) and the overriding terror of the living dead and you have I Walked with a Zombie. Frances Dee plays the nurse who witnesses the strange power of voodoo. Boris Karloff plays the title role in the Lewton adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson's The Body Snatcher directed with subtle calculation by versatile Robert Wise. A doctor (Henry Daniell) needs cadavers for medical studies and Karloff is willing to provide them one way or another. Don't miss his scene with fellow horror icon Bela Lugosi.Running Time: 147 min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR UPC: 053939724325\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: super spooky films - pure classics\n\nReview: These are two of Lewton's Classic films, though a wee bit mismatched.\n\n\"I Walked with a Zombie\" must win the award for the most ridiculous title for a super movie. During a period when screenwriters were on strike they had to keep making movies, so they turned to the classics. In this one they took Jane Eyre and moved it to the tropics and added a sprinkle of Voodoo and came out with a very atmospheric film. Any young film director looking to learn the technique of evocative atmosphere needs to start here. This movie oozes a melancholy ambiance that is more sinister than horror. One my my favourite all time films.\n\nThe second, they dusted off and trotted out was a Robert Lewis Stephenson tale about evil-doings in the period of body snatching. A very understated yet menacing Karloff is the sinister body snatcher willing to provide a young doctor the much needed corpses he needs for his medical experiments - even if they are still alive and protesting. It's a very understate film, no sensational acting. Costuming for the period Scotland it's wonderful. Excellent direction from the master Robert Wise.\n\nThere are theatrical trailers, it has subtitles in England, French and Spanish (but on the feature films only). Also included are commentary by Film Historians Kim Newman and Steve Jones for Zombie and Steve Haberman for Body Snatcher.\n\nThese are two of the very best Lewton films. Not to be missed for the power of each does not lessen with time.","Product: RACHEL CARSON IS A SUCCESSFUL MYSTERY WRITER WHOSE LIFE IS SHATTERED FOLLOWING THE ACCIDENTAL DROWNING OF HER 5 YEAR OLD SON. TO GET SOME REST, SHE GOES TO A SECLUDED COTTAGE. BUT INSTEAD OF A PEACEFUL RETREAT, RACHEL FINDS HERSELF CAUGHT UP IN A SUPERNATURAL MURDER THAT THREATENS HER SANITY & HER LIFE.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: overall enjoyable turn of the screw - gaslight thriller\n\nReview: Looking for a good old fashioned mystery, a true turn of the screw - gaslight story with jealousy, envy, ghosts, second-sight, double-dealings, triple-dealings, adultery ...and more?\n\nI am not a huge fan of Demi Moore, so I almost passed on this one, but she gives a moving performance as a brilliant mystery author whose life is about to crash around her. Though success in publishing sees her rich and with accolades most authors can only dream of, she is saddled with a distant, unimaginative writer husband, who collects rejection slips and secretly seethes over his wife's meteoric achievements. The simple accident of not locking a gate results in the death of her small son. Faced with that crippling devastation, she retreats alone to an isolated Scottish isle, where she hopes to recover from her grief, and finish her four-million-dollar advance novel.\n\nOnce there, she begins to see the ghost of her son. Is her mind cracking under the grief, the guilt? Or could it be as the local medium reveals that the ghost-child is trying to warn her of a great danger near her? When she meets the charming lighthouse keeper, Angus, life starts to come around. No sooner than she feels hope that life is worth living again, things begin to quickly unravel. The villagers swear Angus died seven years ago after murdering his wife and her lover, and then jumped from the lighthouse himself. Demi doesn't believe them, doesn't want to accept her mind could be creating these sightings. But what other explanation is there? In the Henry James style of are the ghosts real or in her mind, the viewer follows Demi through the spiraling battle to figure out what is real and what is not. It's a deft race to unravel the riddle before it's too late.\n\nIt bit transparent in a couple places and a minor plot hole here or there are easily overlooked in this good popcorn thriller.","Product: The tale of Gil Favor, the trail boss, as he drives cattle across the old west. Along the way they meet up with adventure and drama.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Head 'em up, Move 'em out!\n\nReview: Ah, teeny lass time! When I came to visit my cousins they were always on about Mr. Favor. They would drag out the cap-pistols and stick horses and play Rawhide. No one wanted be Rowdy Yates. They always forced my younger brother David to play Rowdy and he'd cry. Everyone wanted to be Mr. Favor. Handsome, sexy voiced Eric Fleming was a star on the rise. We saw him in various Sci-Fi flicks in the 50s like that horrid thing with Zaa-Zaa as Queen of Outer Space, and some nifty who dun its, but it was as Ms. Favor he was rising to the top. Hard to recall gravelly-voiced Eastwood was considered a wimp!\n\nFavor was filming a flick in the Amazon during summer break and drowned. Hollywood lost a rising star and Rawhide lost Mr. Favor, dooming the series. It lumbered on with Rowdy taking over as trail boss for a time, only the series lack the force without the dominating presence of Fleming. It would be curious if we could turn back time and alter events--one wonders if Eastwood would have finally come out of Fleming's shadow and become the superstar he did had Fleming not died.\n\nThe series ran for 8 years, and holds up well. There were so many westerns during this period, and when you go back to view them, they are sadly quite dated. NOT Rawhide. The strength of the acting, the vision of the producers and directors, kept Rawhide popular back then, but also gives you stories which stands the test of time. Rawhide dates like a fine wine.\n\nYou also have the treat of see fading stars and up and coming stars in the stories.\n\nIt just doesn't get any better than this.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: WOW!!! Universal and Hammer was never like this!!\n\nReview: Brandan Fraser delivers a super performance a la Indiana Jones, in this remake of the Mummy. Instead of the lumbering mummy of the old Universal films and, later in the remakes with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee for Hammer, this mummy is really something to fear. I always thought why would anyone fear the mummy in the old films, he plods along so even a granny with a walker could outrun him!!! As the mummy gains power, it is a very vital being with amazing powers. The pace starts out fast, and keeps up the roller coaster ride, with AMAZING special effects. Brilliant comedic support from John Hallam, ads to the mix of adventure, romance and mild-blowing effects. An Absolute must!!!","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: WOW!!! Universal and Hammer was never like this!!\n\nReview: Brandan Fraser delivers a super performance a la Indiana Jones, in this remake of the Mummy. Instead of the lumbering mummy of the old Universal films and, later in the remakes with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee for Hammer, this mummy is really something to fear. I always thought why would anyone fear the mummy in the old films, he plods along so even a granny with a walker could outrun him!!! As the mummy gains power, it is a very vital being with amazing powers. The pace starts out fast, and keeps up the roller coaster ride, with AMAZING special effects. Brilliant comedic support from John Hallam, ads to the mix of adventure, romance and mild-blowing effects. An Absolute must!!!","Product: NOTICE: Polish Release, cover may contain Polish text/markings. The disk has English audio and subtitles. In the Far East, Alex O'Connell, the son of famed mummy fighters Rick and Evy O'Connell, unearths the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin -- a sha...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: WOW!!! Universal and Hammer was never like this!!\n\nReview: Brandan Fraser delivers a super performance a la Indiana Jones, in this remake of the Mummy. Instead of the lumbering mummy of the old Universal films and, later in the remakes with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee for Hammer, this mummy is really something to fear. I always thought why would anyone fear the mummy in the old films, he plods along so even a granny with a walker could outrun him!!! As the mummy gains power, it is a very vital being with amazing powers. The pace starts out fast, and keeps up the roller coaster ride, with AMAZING special effects. Brilliant comedic support from John Hallam, ads to the mix of adventure, romance and mild-blowing effects. An Absolute must!!!","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: short but sweet review...so you can read the others!\n\nReview: It never fails to amaze me how well Fellowship, Two Towers and Return of the King fit together, yet each has their own pace, style and flavor.\nThe movie is AMAZING. 100s of reviews atest to that. So the question - are you rabid enough you cannot wait until the extended version? Okay, I am, so I preordered this. I will buy the extended version too, because as long as this movie is it does not begin to handle everything. If you would never watch the expected 5 hour version, go for this copy. Regular screen you LOSE TOO MUCH of the movie lopped off the sides.\nAll those of you who get this and intend to get the extended version as I shall - there is coupon to get bucks back so don't lose that.\nSimply amazing to put all three movies on and let them runs one right after another.\nBrilliance, magic, a century from now the power will still be there! This is the Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz and Star Wars of our era. Long may it reign!","Product: Lord of the Rings Return of the King DVD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: short but sweet review...so you can read the others!\n\nReview: It never fails to amaze me how well Fellowship, Two Towers and Return of the King fit together, yet each has their own pace, style and flavor.\nThe movie is AMAZING. 100s of reviews atest to that. So the question - are you rabid enough you cannot wait until the extended version? Okay, I am, so I preordered this. I will buy the extended version too, because as long as this movie is it does not begin to handle everything. If you would never watch the expected 5 hour version, go for this copy. Regular screen you LOSE TOO MUCH of the movie lopped off the sides.\nAll those of you who get this and intend to get the extended version as I shall - there is coupon to get bucks back so don't lose that.\nSimply amazing to put all three movies on and let them runs one right after another.\nBrilliance, magic, a century from now the power will still be there! This is the Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz and Star Wars of our era. Long may it reign!","Product: vhs tape\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Attack of the Killer B Movie!!\n\nReview: Okay, I agree some of the monsters in this movie are rather weak, but all in all, because of the likable cast, this is a perfect Drive-in Black and White film. I am sure kids of today raised with all colour films and with the high quality computer generated effects, will sniff their noses at this film, but to the baby-boomers that loved Drive-In B movies, this is one of the better ones.\nJock Mahoney (TV's Yancy Derringer and later a Tarazon for movies) stars with the gorgeous William Reynolds (TV's FBI and also from The Thing that Would Not Die another perfect B movie) in this tale of a polar expedition that crashes over the South Pole due to crashing into a Pterodactyl. There is a hot pocket where all sorts of prehistoric (make it in this case prehysteric!!) monsters still exist. Three men and a woman crash and await rescue, but due to one of the running the battery down they cannot get word where they are hidden in the tropics jungle at the centre of the Pole. They discover there was another party, with one man still surviving, and since there is only one female, tempers flare up naturally.\nI am a sucker for the old Black & White B horror, Sci-fi and mysteries. It's not the quality of the monsters...its the experience. So pop some popcorn, turn out the lights and enjoy a kinder gentler Jurassic Park....","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: the best Thunder/Rainstorms with no music\n\nReview: I have about 5 CD thunder and rain only - no music - and I love this one best of all. I am a storm freak. There is nothing more soothing, more refreshing. To listen to rain on a tin roof or up in the hayloft, hear the thunder roll was something I adored. I could never grow tired of it. Some CD just don't capture the true sound. This one does. Thunderstorm in the Wilderness is very good, but this one is so much more real.\nYou hear rain on pavement, rising and falling. Sometimes is a nice soft pattern, other times near deafening downpour. The tree frogs chirping. Then lightning strikes and the thunder comes. Sometimes close, sometimes in the distance.\nJust like opening the windows and listening to a good storm. So if you cannot spend the day lazying in the hayloft, this is the next best thing!","Product: The only collection with all of this British folk-rock duo's major chart hits! Includes A Summer's Song; Willow Weep for Me; Before and After; Yesterday's Gone; If I Loved You; Distant Shores; I Don't Wanna Lose You Baby; What Do You Want with Me; From a Window; Teenage Failure; Now and Forever , and seven more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Chad and Jeremy still rock!!\n\nReview: I shall admit, looking at the pictures of them in that period is a shocker....they were so YOUNG!! As a wee lassie adoring the fav duo, they seemed so handsome and mature! It's great to see pre-teen idols, still come through on the talent all these years later, though maybe to a slight lesser degree to contemporary artists Peter and Gordon. It's to be noted that Peter Asher was brother to Jane Asher, McCartney's girlfriend at the time, so he wrote with John Lennon several songs for the duo. That gave them a leg up in 'polish' of the songs, as Chad & Jeremy tended to go with a lot of original material. What set Chad and Jeremy apart and made them special, was their perfect blend of voices that create such beautiful harmony.\n\nThe album has most of their biggest hits - lacking When I Was Seventeen. They used soft instruments, such as harpsichord, and 12 string guitars rather than electric rock - counter to the British Invasion sounds. It's also to be noted Chad Stuart co-wrote many of their hits, with even Jeremy Clyde writing a bit, too.\n\nThe album holds up well, is still great easy listening. The only flaw is ones of omission, not including all the hits.","Product: BUNNYK EXANDABLE GARDEN HOSES\nTurn the water on,and these hoses will expand in lenght up to 3 times of original sizes.Super light weight ,newly designed,stronger with metal fittings we provide the best quality expandable hoses in the market.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: don't waste your money...very disappointing\n\nReview: the concept of these hoses are great. Contract to nothing that is easily stored, expand with water pressure. THERE the good ends. I have bought two different sets of these - the original green ones and two of the blue ones. Of the four, two have the inner rubber lining explode from water pressure. One had the inner rubber lining pull away from the attachment fitting. They never contracted as good as they said. If they could make one that is quality that will live up to what the promise, then you will have a good hose. Unfortunately, so far they are junk. I really enjoyed them for the couple weeks they worked, but they are way too expensive to be replaced twice a month.","Product: All natural, no preservatives, made in the USA. A complete food source for orphaned or rejected kittens or those nursing, but needing supplemental feeding. Also recommended for growing kittens or adult cats that are stressed and require a source of highly digestible nutrients. KMR is a complete diet for kittens fortified with vitamins and minerals. KMR's life saving formula closely matches queen's milk in protein and energy and also contains taurine. Powder formula is easy to mix with water.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: useful for more than kitten\n\nReview: This is great replacement for mum cat's milk if something happened, but I have found it very handy for sick cats or ageing cats. They suggest a bottle, but I have found this method iffy at best. I suggest use a hypodermic syringe (minus needle of course!). Mix up the formula and the used the syringe to dispence this. Advise wrapping kitty in a towel securely so that don't have wiggle room. Put the syringe at the side of their mouth and gentle feed it to them. When a cat goes off food, it's vital to get him eating as soon as possible. With colds etc., they will stop eating because they cannot smell. This often leads to decline and then not having enough strength to battle the illness. Without older cats, I treat this as Ensure for the older ones. Just give them some on a saucer. It helps keep them weight up\n\nI keep the powder on hand and at first sign of illness or for the old times, I have the perfect way to keep them strong and healthy.","Product: Petmate's Indigo Dog House is a sturdy and spacious shelter designed to provide comfort for pets year-round. The insulated dog house features a heavy-duty construction that keeps pets cool in the summer and warm in the winter. The outdoor dog house's extended, offset doorway helps protect pets inside from wind and rain. To promote air flow, the vented top of the dog igloo circulates fresh air inside. The raised floors are equipped with side moats that are designed to drain off moisture and keep floors dry. Microban Antimicrobial Product Protection helps prevent the growth of stain and odor-causing bacteria. A wide range of pets can enjoy the outdoor pet house, available in medium, large, and extra large sizes to accommodate pets weighing 25 to 175 pounds. For added comfort, pet parents can customize the Indigo Dog House with accessories like the Petmate Indigo Door and Petmate Indigo Pad, available for purchase separately.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My outdoor kitties love it.\n\nReview: I have indoor cats that never go out, but I had to take in a mother and two kittens last winter. I kept them safe in the carport room through winter, but come Spring they left that home and moved onto my porch. They refuse to go back. With winter coming on, I had to do something. I bought this because of the features. I put it where they could check it out all summer. They ignored it. But the other night it was chilly. I put a heated blanket in there with a bunch of catnip. The nip got them in there, the heat kept them inside. Now, every evening all three go into their igloo and sleep until daylight. They love it. It's plenty room for three grown cats. It's dry against rain, insulated. They can sit close to the opening and have plenty of fresh air. Or go into the back and cuddle when it's cooler. They LOVE it.","Product: The Cat Playpen (model 130) by MidWest Homes for Pets is designed with your cat's instincts & lifestyle in mind. This roomy cat playpen measures 36L x 23.5W x 50.50H inches when assembled (wire mesh spacing is 1W x 5.5H inches) and includes 3 adjustable cat platforms providing ample room for rest & play. Our cat playpen includes a FREE comfortable chenille cat bed that can be securely attached to any of the 3 shelves & is perfect for cat naps! We also designed our cat playpen to make maintenance & access easy for the pet parent. Each cat pen features two large cabinet style front doors (top & bottom) w/ secure door latches allowing easy access to your cat & maintenance of the cat's litter box (if used inside the cat cage). A convenient slide-out and leak-proof tray is included to catch stray cat litter. Simply slide the tray out of the cat playpen and dump the loose litter in the trash. The slide-out tray, cage & shelves can be cleaned with a mild detergent and allowed to air dry. Each playpen is equipped with 4-locking wheel casters for easy positioning in your home and the cat pen can fold down for easy storage when not in use. A contemporary black e-coat finish complements your dcor, protects against rust and is easy to clean while the large base provides space to include toys, scratching posts or a litter box if desired. Want to add a 4th shelf or another cat bed to your cage? We also sell the cat beds and shelves individually so you can customize the cat playpen to your specific needs. We at MidWest Homes for Pets understand that your cat is a part of your family and that's why we ensure our products are manufactured with the highest quality control standards creating a safe home for your pet that you can feel confident with. MidWest Homes for Pets stands behind the quality of our products with a 1-Year Quality Guarantee Manufacturer's Warranty. If you have any questions about our products our customer service department would be glad to help you. MidWest customer service can be contacted at: 1-800-428-8560, available 9:00 AM - 4:00 PM, Monday - Friday.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Well made kitty cage\n\nReview: I ordered this to help Algie and Boots learn to share the carport room. Well, that was a bust. Simply no way to get them to be pals - unless Jackson Galaxy takes pity on me and helps. Boots inside now. Algie is using the cage for kitty cave. I have subzero king size sleeping back over the cage, and a second sleeping back inside. I put it close to the heater and he stays toasty. So it's working for me - just in another fashion.\n\nEasy to put together, but really a to man job as it's nearly five foot tall. Well done, strong, with double turn locks on each door. Down the road at the feed store they put hammocks across them and the cats love them. There is enough room.\n\nEasy to move around since it's on wheels. Well worth the price.","Product: The Birdsbesafe Cat Collar Cover will help songbirds see your hunting cat because birds notice bright colors like these. Birds see these colors quickly and easily. The bird then usually has time to fly away to safety. Most cat owners find that their cat catches significantly fewer birds as a result. Some birds may still be caught. No guarrantee is made that all birds be protected from all cats, but in 2015, a scientific study was published that showed an 87% reduction in birds killed by cats wearing our product. (Use your own cat collar or purchase separately/not included)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: so far so good\n\nReview: Mamadoodle is outdoor kitty. I generally don't like having cats outside, but in this instance I took in a mama and two babies to keep them from going to the pound. They are great kitties. Mostly stay on my front porch, and the babies (now full grown) don't bother the birds. But Mamadoodle does-- not for food, for entertainment. I tried a soaker squirt gun -- didn't slow her down. So it's a battle all day to keep her away from the birds. I noticed the birds just didn't seem to see her. I tried the collar with bells. Again, it didn't help. Then I saw this and it began to make sense. Cats - especially tabbies, have such good natural camouflage the birds are not seeing her. Between grass, mulch, tree bark and bushes, she just becomes invisible. I was skeptical about this item, but at this juncture, I was desperate.\n\nI had a breakaway collar on her already (with the useless bells). I slid this one figuring she would have it off in two minutes. Instead, she seems to like it. It doesn't bother her. She eats, sleeps, scratches and grooms the same as she always did. She just has a costume on now...lol. She looks adorable. And immediately, I saw the difference in the birds. For a chance they saw her, and would move to higher limbs. She hasn't gotten near a big in over a week.\n\nI will update this changes, but so far it's been the first real chance to slow her down. She still goes on the mighty hunter routine, but the birds are able to stay far out of reach now. The collar has a glow in the dark piping that helps the birds see her right at dusk, too.","Product: The BOSTITCH BTE300K 15 Amp 7-1/4\" Circular Saw Kit features a powerful 15 amp motor which delivers plenty of power and torque for tough applications. Its' lightweight 9.5 lbs design improves handling and reduces user fatigue. It has a 55 degree bevel capacity with detents at 45 and 22.5 degrees for fast and accurate bevel adjustment. A magnesium shoe delivers improved durability, accuracy and reduces tools weight and a durable 10 ft. cord provides cutting reach past a 4x8 sheet of material. The clear line of sight provides improved blade visibility. Kit includes: (1) BTE300 7-1/4\" Circular Saw, (1) 7-1/4\" Carbide Tipped Blade, (1) Rip Fence, (1) Blade Wrench and Kit Box.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very impressive circular saw\n\nReview: I got this for hubby, since he is the handyman in the family, though I have been doing more while DIY decorating. We had a Skill Circular saw. I have to say this one impressed me more. It cut so quickly, so easily. The blade went through a treated 2 x 4 like it was cutting through butter, much better than the one we had. Well made, easy to use, and built to last from the looks. It impressed me enough that I will be checking out Bostitch for other tools. It also comes with great hard plastic protective case making it easy to carry from site-to site. Hubby gave it two thumbs up too. I saw from the expression on his face, he was impressed how easily it sliced through the wood. My first Bostitch tool, but won't be last.","Product: In honor of the film trilogy, Mattel presents Collector’s Edition Lord of the Rings Barbie and Ken. These two stunning recreations of Arwen and Aragorn are displayed on stands with a background inspired by Middle Earth. Arwen is dressed in a beautiful green gown of stunning textures, including luxurious brocade trimmed in glistening thread. A beaded, metallic headpiece crowns her long, dark hair. Aragorn carries a sword and has a black cape draped over his broad shoulders. He wears a breastplate and the silvery chain mail uniform of a warrior king. Imported.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: They're Gorgeous!!! What a wonderful set!!\n\nReview: As a LOTRs fan and a Barbie Collector, this is a MUST!! I mean this is THE BEST Barbie and Ken set they have ever put out. Oh, moan, what I would not have given to have THIS Aragon Ken instead of that felt-headed one we had!!\nI thought they could not outdo the ROmance Book Set they did earlier this year, but WOW they did. The Costumes are stunning. Arwen is so beautiful in her peridot coloured gown. Gorgeous little elven ears keep through the long hard hard. The gown has full, long medieval sleeves and she alone would be one of the best Barbies. But Aragon/Ken is stunning. His breastplate, chain and sword are so details and the face!!!! he looks so like Viggo rather than Ken. Matel did right by Lord of the Rings with this set.\nSo is a much for Rings Collections and a must for Barbie collections.\nWould give it 10 stars if I could","Product: Collectible Barbie\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of the most beautiful Barbies!\n\nReview: This is another of the Ireland dolls that are simply stunning. They have the Princess of Ireland and I thought it could not be topped. This one does. I bought one for my self and sent my cousin in California one for St. Paddy's Day. They have another Legend of Ireland due out shortly and she is stunning as well. She has the perfect Celtic coloured hair - not red and not blond, I never quite know what to call it and it's my hair colour. We call it Crabby Tabby, because it looks like my tabby moggie! She has small braids over the ears and her costume is stunning. A medieval style, with the rouched, tight fitted sleeves, it has the long draped over sleep done in rust. The skirt if in a pale ice green, with the top of it in rust and ice green paisleys. Her lips stick nearly matches the rust colour and he eye make-up carries the ice-green into the eyeshadow.\nJust gorgeous! And prices do right for St. Paddy's day gifts!","Product: Inspired by one of Shakespeare's most enduring heroines, Barbie as Juliet is romantic and perfectly lovely in this period costume and graceful pose. Barbie as Juliet wears a fitted bodice and skirt with an overlay of gold chiffon. Golden cording also highlights the bodice and sleeves, and a golden ribbon is threaded through her long dark hair. Delicate pink \"toe\" shoes complete her classic costume. Measures approximately 12\" tall.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a beautiful addition to the ballerina collection\n\nReview: Having gone through the Nutcrackers, they have moved on to Shakespeare's heroines. Barbie as Juliet is simply gorgeous. The black haired Barbie's are very rare, so this is an extra plus to collectors. Romantic and perfectly lovely, the dolls portrays the poignancy of Juliet's star-crossed love.\n\nThe costume has a fitted bodice. The skirt is overlaid with gold chiffon. Golden cording also highlights the bodice and sleeves. It's repeated with a gold ribbon through her long dark hair. Delicate pink \"toe\" shoes complete the classic costume.\n\nAs a former ballet dancers, I appreciate the care they are using in fashioning the toes shoes to look real.\n\nGorgeous doll, a must for those collecting the ballerinas, a must for those seeking the rare black haired ones.","Product: Jude Fisher was born in Cornwall and now lives outside London. She has worked in the book industry, as a bookseller and a publisher, for nearly twenty years, has a Master's degree in Scandinavian Studies, specializing in Old Icelandic texts, and has published, under the pseudonym of Gabriel King, four novels.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Absolute must for Ring Addicts!!\n\nReview: This is a hardback book, oversize so it can accommodate the quality of images and text. A \"coffee table\" edition is what people would label it. This book is a more definitive version than the photo guide, and it goes into the story with more details and more images.\nIn the first chapter \"The Great Task\", it recaps the first two movies and what all the characters were doing. Then for Return of the King, Chapter Two pick up with the Kingdom of Gondor, the Realm Aragon is destined to rule. Under the rule of Denethor, father of Boromir and Faramir, he is only the Steward of Gondor. Discovering Boromir's death through one of the seeing-stones has made him power-mad in his grief and bordering on insanity. He is determined to hold on to the throne of Gondor and blames his son, Faramir, for setting Frodo with the One Ring free, and means to stand against Aragon's return as the King of Gondor.\nThe book adds background for people who love the Rings movies, but have not read Tolkien books, and maybe have a few questions. This is not only a wonderful showcase, super packed with gorgeous photos, but explains little nuances to the non-reader of the books, the film assumes you understand.\nSo this book is highly recommended to Ring Collectors, but also for lovers of the movie wanting to know a little more. The images are stunning, well selected and give you a piece of the movie to keep forever.\nGreat Christmas or birthday gift for your LOTR fan.","Product: Chris Smith has worked in bookselling and publishing, specialising in the fantasy genre, and has worked with authors as diverse as Robin Hobb and Stephen King. He has been the Tolkien editor at HarperCollins for five years, and he brings together his knowledge of Tolkien's works and the relationships he has developed with the Lord of the Rings filmmakers to write this new book.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Simply Amazing!! Outstanding work on LOTR films\n\nReview: This book is a perfect give for your LOTR addict, but hey, LOTRs fans you might not want to wait till someone gives this to you! This is simply worth every penny! Outside of the films, if someone asked me which was THE best LOTR gift to give or receive for LOTR fans, I would hands down recommend this wonderful book. It is just loaded with so much background, answers so many details, that I cannot image doing without this book in my LOTR collection.\nAs one who collects swords and knives, loves fencing and enjoys all sorts of books on weaponry and a hopeless LOTRs addict, this is one gem of a book. It is not thin volume, but a jam-packed book loaded with 100s of photos, maps & artwork and a forward by Christopher Lee.\n217 pages of high quality pages covering every aspect of the rings. It starts with the history of the War of the Ring, the last alliance of Elves and Men, covers the Dead Marshes, with chapters on ever main character in all three films, going into the armour and the weapons they used. At the end is a glossary for quick reference.\nThere is not enough praise for this book. It is just likely THE BEST collectors item for the Rings and if you don't have one you are missing a wonderful item for your collection.","Product: Eats-Shoots-and-Leaves\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: funny and makes a point...but not good teaching book\n\nReview: Since I am Brit, raised in US part-time, I always find myself with one foot on each side of the Pond in situations such as this. I love droll British humour. If you do not, then skip this book. If you are looking for some way to brush up your writing, look for something better since this is not for Americans. Also, please understand, despite her self \"rant\" of doing it \"write\", she has errors in her books (even on the cover)! Also, a book on punctuation for Britain is NOT good punctuation book for America. There are many differences So, if you snatch up this book and use it to brush up - you might be doing a lot of things very wrong in punctuation.\nBritain has a \"Tight Little Island\" feel, they often do not bother to look at the rest of the world and see their way is not the only way. This book is a prime example of that.\nAlso, I was dismayed by the writer's obsessing with a comma, to the point of displaying VERY BAD MANNERS. One should never make fun of shortcomings in other; one should never do it publicly as she claims she does. It shows a distinct lack of breeding. Manner should never go out of style.\nSo, if you want a wee giggle and love dry Brit humour, you might enjoy this. If you want a real book for American usages buy \"New York Public Library Writer's Guide to Style and Usage\".","Product: Intellectual Sophia Bennett knew what kind of man she wanted: a rugged cowboy. And in Texas they were everywhere! So why couldnt she take her eyes off brilliant professor Max Travers? He was a Wizard in mathematics who surely made love by the numbers. Yet every inch of him no Stetson, no dusty boots added up to dangerously sexy.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lively oldie for JAK!\n\nReview: Wizard is Jayne Ann Krentz writing for Silhouette Desire in June 1985 as Stephanie James. The books, naturally, shows a bit of dating, but JAK's sparkling repartee, interesting characters and wit save this from dating too badly.\nShe is Sophia Athena Bennett, daughter of two geniuses. She refers to herself as 'the disaster' because she felt she could never measure up to her parents expectations. So, she removes herself to Texas and becomes a secretary (with hopes of opening her own design boutique) and dates cowboys. She is quite content with her 'down-to-earth' real world, until the Wizard shows up. HE is Dr. Max Travers, a mathematical professor, friend of her parents - and a genius- in other words - a wizard. Once again, all those feelings of not measuring up comes into play. She is very attracted to Max, but tries to keep him at arms length fearing his disappointment in dating a non-wizard. However, Max will have none of it. He wants Sophia and is willing to go to all sorts of lengths to get her.\nIt's funny, its sexy, it's warm...its JAK all the way.","Product: Lisa Jackson is a #1 New York Times bestselling author of more than seventy books including romantic suspense, thrillers and contemporary and historical romances. She is a recipient of the RT Book Reviews Reviewers’ Choice Award and has also been honored with their Career Achievement Award for Romantic Suspense. Born in Oregon, she continues to make her home among family, friends and dogs in the Pacific Northwest. Visit her at www.lisajackson.com.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: quickie read, good writing, not much substance\n\nReview: Lisa Jackson's strong voice makes this quickie read pleasurable. The book is so fast-paced, due to the Desire low word count. This makes it hard to develop any sort of \"real\" story or character development. It hardly takes an hour to read this. You don't get a chance to really get to know the characters or why they act or react as they do. You're just told they do, accept it, and move on - quickly!\nRandi McCaffery's tale (fourth in the series following stories with her three older brothers) picks up with someone still trying to kill her. Presumably, someone wants her dead because she bore a child out of wedlock, even though she refuses to name the daddy. There have been two attempts on her life, nearly killing her and causing to give birth to her baby prematurely. Now, she is determined to leave the family ranch for fear of putting her brothers in danger. Frankly, this pigheaded determination to \"do it on her own\" is contrived. When a person has someone trying to kill her, she does not run away from the very people that can help you. But that is what Randi does. She claims she is trying to lure the killer away from her brothers, but it's hard to accept as logical. She is also fleeing away from Kurt Striker. Their one night of passion sending Randi running heedless of the danger to her and her baby. Oh, she makes an attempt to hide the child, but not really.\nStriker is hired by her brothers to go after Randi and be her bodyguard. She kicks and screams and walks into apartments where the-would-be murder has been. Finally, she is driven to flee the city with Striker in hopes of hiding from the killer.\nOf course, their romance picks up once again. Randi spends the whole book running!\nThe killer is transparent. Sorry, with these tiny books there is just no time to develop secondary characters or make their motivations believable. Jackson is a strong writer and has done some marvelous work in series romance. Just Silhouette Desire's short 185-page length just cramps her completely.","Product: From dust jacket notes: \"Ghosts along the Mississippi presents a vivid history of the rise and fall of the Louisiana plantation, as revealed through the architectural forms of the region. It is clear from the one hundred superb photographs contained in this volume that beauty resides amid ruins just as it does at restoration sites. The imaginative scope of the photographs and the often poetic nature of the accompanying text leave an indelible impression of the grandeur and graciousness that were embodied in these beautiful southern homes. Clarence John Laughlin does not assert that these plantation structures were inherently original in design. Rather, he acknowledges certain derivations of style from French and classical forms. Tracing the modification, adaptation, and refinement of these forms, he chronicles the development of an architecture peculiar to Louisiana. Through word and picture, Mr. Laughlin demonstrates how climate and indigenous building materials played such an important role in this evolution; for the first time in nineteenth-century America, certain houses appeared in the lower Mississippi valley whose design actually grew out of the nature of the materials used - plastered brick and cypress wood. Since one of the fundamental concerns of the modern architect is to respect the innate character of materials, certain Louisiana plantation houses may be considered important native roots of modern architecture. In this sense, these houses possess a significance that extends beyond aesthetic appeal, romantic legend, or historical fact. Combining a deep feeling for his native Louisiana with his imaginative and masterful photography, Mr. Laughlin has produced a magnificent volume that belongs in the collection of photography buffs and admirers of fine architecture everywhere....\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: the best of it's kind!\n\nReview: This is a stunning portrait of history gone of the graceful architecture that was to epitomise the South in the US - the antebellum ladies. The oversize black and white photos so the decay nipping at the great ladies (some now sadly lost) with the haunting skill of a painter. Not just the houses themselves, but the smaller touches like the decorations, the outer buildings, the grave-markers. And not, pictures of perfection, so showing with time's ravage has done to them. He effectively catches the by-gone slice of history with a little camera magic, so at the superimposed image of a ghostly woman in the a mirror on the wall pf Parlange Plantation or the pencil portrait of the child of Voisin Plantation.\nThere are other plantation books that go into more detail of the history of these dying giants of America. But but none captured their spirit as well, and it's too late in many cases for anyone else to even try.\nA beautiful work.","Product: Anne Stuart loves Japanese rock and roll, wearable art, Spike, her two kids, Clairefontaine paper, quilting, her delicious husband of thirty-four years, fellow writers, her three cats, telling stories and living in Vermont. She’s not too crazy about politics and diets and a winter that never ends, but then, life’s always a trade-off. Visit her at www.Anne-Stuart.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A brilliant Medieval from the resident genius of romance\n\nReview: It's delightful to finally have another Anne Stuart Historical. Few writers are at home in both medieval sagas or dark, deadly erotic suspense as this writer is. But it has been a few years since we were treated to a Historical Romance from Stuart. Hope it won't be so long until another one comes along! Hidden Honor is simply wonderful.\nElizabeth of Bredon has grown up in a house full of men. Her father is an arrogant lout, given to using his ham size fists. Her mother died in childbirth, and since Elizabeth has been little more than a glorified servant to the fifty or so males in\nher fathers castle. Never time for the things she wishes to learn, she spends her time hiding her intelligence from her less than fatherly father. So she views entering the convent of St. Anne as a suitable choice for her life. No more violent, brutish men, no more endless work for little appreciation. She tells herself she is blest being overly tall and with bright red hair, for no man has ever offered for her. Thus, she will not die in birthing endless children as her mother did.\nHowever, her peaceful future is suddenly thrown in turmoil. She is to travel to St. Anne's in the company of knights escorting Prince William to do penance. The illegitimate son of King John, the Princeling is a worthless debauched excuse of\na man - inheriting all the King's bad traits. He killed a daughter of a Baron, and has been forced to do penance to atone.\nOnly, when Elizabeth meets Prince William, she's totally puzzled. He is nothing like she expected. For one, he is tall, but not as tall as most of the Plantagenets. He is dark, where they are known for their golden beauty. William is a strong man, a lean, calloused-hands warrior, yet there is a gentleness in him that disarms her. All rather at odds with the soft man who spends his time in drink and debauching maidens. She also notices the Prince is going prematurely bald. Or is he? Elizabeth knows she should hate the Prince, but finds she cannot resist his seriousness, the troubled look in the dark eyes, eyes that seem to look into her soul. He is so kind to her, on their journey, again, contrary to the tales of William being utterly cruel. Very sharp, Elizabeth becomes convinced this man may not be all he says he is.\nElizabeth discovers there is more than one man in the party wearing masks as their two-day journey takes a treacherous turn. Their group is attacked by men wearing Prince William's colors! Many of the monks traveling with Elizabeth and \"William\" are slaughtered. \"William\" and Elizabeth escape, but they must race against time to foil a murderous plot of revenge. Toss in a vow that keeps \"William\" and Elizabeth apart, one really wicked super-mean villain, you have Stuart at her best. With vivid, heart stealing characters, this is another keeper on your Stuart shelf! It's a richly textured medieval romance, with Stuart realistically portraying the realities of women's treatment in this period.\nStuart once again amazes me with her genius, her insight, her imagination. Don't ever stop, lass!","Product: In 1863, Amsterdam Vallon returns to the Five Points area of New York City seeking revenge against Bill the Butcher, his father's killer.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: violent, ugly film, just so disappointing\n\nReview: This was pushed as THE film of the year. Since I love history, and this is based on historical fact, and it was loaded with a powerhouse cast, I thought wow...\nThen I saw it and I said wow...but with a different inflection.\nThis film was brutal, an ugly film that was an exercise in wallowing in violence with nothing to redeem the film. Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio are miscast, completely. Diaz's role seems so unclear, like they said hey, let's stick Diaz in here for star power. DiCaprio, usually a very talented actor, looks like a little boy trying to play big boy and worse, his performance was so dull as if we walked through the whole film. At time, his efforts are near comical. Daniel Day-Lewis turned in a stunning performance, but nearly stomach churning at times. Liam Neeson, another fine actor is there for a thankless near cameo role.\nSorry, for the money that went into this film, it's such a disappointment.","Product: New. Never Opened. Still in original shrink wrap.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: don't call him DADDY!!!!!!!!!\n\nReview: This film is one of the better later-day John Wayne films, though strangely violent for a Wayne film. The Duke stars Jacob MacCandles (maybe a reflection of his real life family situation) as a tough man, estranged from his wife and grown sons. Bobby Vinton gives a quickie performance as Wayne's eldest son, shot when (the great) Richard Boone and his band of cutthroats nearly slaughter all on Jacob's ranch in the kidnapping of his grandson (played by Wayne youngest son Ethan). Patrick Wayne, his real son, plays second eldest son and youngest son, Michael, is played by Christopher Mitchum (Robert Mitchum's son!).\nIn tow are Wayne regulars, Harry Carey (disgusting tobacco chewing baddie), Bruce Cabot as the Indian tracker showing age with Jacob, Glen Corbett as breed the fast gun that faces off against Patrick Wayne in a gun fight, the most natural actor to ever grace the screen, the late Richard Boone, and a lovely appearance by the eternally beautiful Maureen O'Hara, once again playing John's long suffering wife whot loves him, but cannot live with him.\nIt is super to watch Wayne with Cabot, Carey, Boone and O'Hara, and Jim Davis (later rose to fame once more as Jock Ewing of Dallas) and though the film is intensely violent, I don't see it was gratuitous. The violence came from the end of a very violent era, times were changing, but not fast enough. The violence of the kidnappers had to be there to show Wayne's to-the-wall rescue of his small grandson was called for. Wayne's character was a violent man when the times called for it, but it was just as willing to let things go - if ONLY the other person walked away.\nHe worked well with his sons and Mitchum, and the interaction between Jacob and his two sons provides the Wayne brand humour in the film.\nThe times were changing for the code of the old west, and in the same way, times were changing for John Wayne....\nI give Wayne credit for not pulling punches in a film that does him credit.","Product: With its wealth of rapid-fire repartee and smoldering sex scenes, Claudia Dane's To Burn lives up to its title, spinning a red-hot, medieval-era romance between Wulfred, a vengeful Saxon conqueror intent on bending Rome and its people to his will, and Melania, Wulfred's proud and plucky Roman prisoner. As Wulfred and Melania engage in a delightful battle of wills he deems she should live and suffer as his slave, so she tries every method to kill herself and thwart him the romantic tension between the pair mounts, but their old enmities may be too great to overcome. An overwrought but seductive romance by one of the genre's fastest rising stars, Dane's newest (after The Marriage Bed) brims with beguiling characters and historical richness.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dain not only burns, she shines!!\n\nReview: I have long admired Dorchester Publishing, finding I read more and more of their writers such as Melanie Jackson and Trish Jensen. They are fresh, super storytellers and Dorchester gives them the leeway to shine. And Claudia Dain not only shines in this novel, she burns!!! What a super read!!\nThere is a trend toward the light whimsical historicals and I utterly adore to leader of this pack Lynsay Sands. But while I cannot wait for one of her new books to come out, I also love 'heavy' historicals such as Danegeld by Susan Squires (both Dorchester writers), and Claudia Dain gives one super strong historical.\nWriting of a period that many have overlooked in the romance market: the void left as the Romans pulled out of England and the Saxons rose to power - she paints the canvass not only with strong bold, sure strokes, but with vivid colours.\nI have been in writers chat several times with Dain, and found her a lively person with a super sense of humour, but she also loves history, and being a history lover myself, I was intrigued recently as she discussed To Burn. So naturally, I rushed out to buy it and am very glad I did.\nShe gives us two very strong alpha leads. She is Melania, the roman woman who detests the loathsome Saxon. He is Wulfred, the Saxon who kills her father and destroys her villa and hates all things Roman. She calls him Oaf, he calls her snake and they utterly HATE each other. He finds her hiding in a bolthole, and sets it afire to force her out. In Valiant, almost Viking mentality, she accepts dying there, because it would be on her own terms, not his. He plans on killing her, but sees that is just want she wants. A quick death in warrior fashion. And since he hates her and all she stands for, he perversely denies her the death she so wants, and makes her his slave intending to break her spirit before he grants her death.\nBut he finds breaking her spirit an impossible task. She is constantly provoking him with diatribes against him and all things Saxon, she scratches, kick and bites anytime he gets near, deliberately trying to provoke his temper into murdering her. She continually tries to kill herself. Not as a Ophelia whiner I-cannot-face-life, but as a strong warrior wanting life and death on her own terms, and if she cannot have life as she knows it, then will faces death with open arms. So Wulfred spend more time tries to stop her, than breaking her spirit.\nThese are two well-drawn, uncompromising characters for an uncompromising period in Britain's history. And this will be a book you will remember long after you put it down.\nThank you the super book, Claudia!! And I am off to buy the rest of your works!!\nWISE Writers and Readers Book of the Month for June 2002","Product: The Woo Woo Inn has a new night manager: harpy Daria Abarr. Cursed with surprisingly good looksa real drawback in the harpy businessDariahopes to find a suitableguest totake back to Tartarus and win the favor of Hades. Butshe finds that her plans to climb the corporate ladder in hell are complicated by tall, dark, and dangerous vampire Declan Mackenziewho is not only scaring the guests but alsosnacking on a few of themand sexy cosmic troublemaker Sparkle Stardust and her cat counterpart, Ganymede. Bangs delivers another outrageously fun and scorchingly sensualparanormal romance in the latest creative addition to her loosely connected Woo Woo Inn series. --John Charles\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bangs is a howl!\n\nReview: Woo woo - we are back to the Woo Woo Inn!! And about time. Nina Bangs has two series running, but I simply love when we head back to Ganymede's and Sparkle's stomping ground. Bangs has to be one of the best at utterly sexy, wacky vamps, and other were-creatures that tramp through the lobby of the Inn. She has a sly humour that catches you from the start, and has you laughing out loud. The rare person occasionally doesn't get her. Well, that is your right. Your loss. For those of us who adore her, no one can touch her style. She is likely the best at this, the most underrated author out there. No matter how down I am when I pick up a Bangs' book, it's like a dose of happy juice! Few writers can do that every time.\n\nThis story she gives us a heroine who is a Harpy. (I still loved the werekitty though!). Put aside the blue and purple creatures you saw in \"Jason and the Argonauts\" in the 1960s. This Harpy, Daria, doesn't fit that mode, atall! Seems her mommy dearest was playing footsie with Apollo, so instead of a Harpy Daddy, she got a sun god for a Pop. It really messed up her genes! She tries very hard to be a big bad Harpy, but just doesn't quite make it. Instead, she flits into the radar of one Declain Mackenzie, vampire. She is up to no good at the Woo Woo Inn, and her plans could see Declan soaking his feet in the hot water of Hades, but Declan cannot resist the intrigue delectable Daria poses.\n\nThey are facing an Armageddon that could see the Woo Woo Inn short of guests if they cannot stop it. Of course, never fear, Sparkle and Ganymede are not about to let things progress smoothly when there is mischief to stir.\n\nI sincerely hope this is not the last stay at the Woo Woo Inn, because Ganymede, Sparkle and I would be very displeased!\n\nJust the thing to chase away the mid-winter blues.","Product: Piccard/Data vs Borg\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a very enjoyable entry in the long line of ST films\n\nReview: I am not going to argue if the film's plot is like another. I don't watch a film to hold comparisons. I judge the film strictly on its merits. And frankly, I really enjoyed this ST entry. I love the series and have always thought the films never reached the greatness of the series that spun them. It was bigger, fancier, but ST always revolved around the people not the plot. And in that this film is one of the best ST films.\nIt maintains that esprit de corps and spectacular film. Maybe expectations hurt this. Everyone went in expecting this or that from the film. I did not, so I truly enjoyed it. I have watched if several times and each time I am impressed.\nSo kick by and stop analyzing and enjoy the fun.","Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: For Rings fans looking for the roots\n\nReview: This book started out as the \"first\" tales of the tales of Middle Earth, but was never published during his lift time. At points, he took it out and worried with it, redid it, polishing it. I think as his other tales came to life the saw the need for adjustments in the roots of his tales. Still when he died it remained unpublished. His son, Christopher, picked up the threads and edited the book tells a tale of the Elder Days, when Elves and Men became estranged by the Dark Lord and it was finally published, but to the thrill of Tolkien fans, four years after his death.\nMany new fans of his thrilling works have come to know his tales through the Ring Movies, but will have questions, want to know more. So I recommend this for all Tolkien fans, old and new wanting to have more depth to the Beginning.\nA super gift for your Tolkien friend!","Product: The resplendent image of the medieval knight is concentrated in the symbolism of his sword. The straight, two-edged, cross-hilted knightly sword of the European Middle Ages was an object of vital importance, a lethal weapon on the battlefield and a badge of chivalry in that complex social code. Ewart Oakeshott draws on his extensive research and expert eye (and hand, for he has a special sense for the feel of a sword) to develop a typology for and recount the history of the sword, from the knightly successors of the Viking weapon to the emergence of the Renaissance sword - that is, roughly from 1050 to 1550. Within this time-span, two distinct groups of swords successively evolved. Problems of dating are acute, and evidence is adduced from literature and art as well as from archaeology, for a sword (or some parts of a sword) could have been in use several generations after it first saw battle. To deal with such overlap, Ewart Oakeshott develops and refines a detailed typology of swords which takes in entire swords, pommel-forms, cross-guards, and the grip and scabbard. Extensive reference to specific weapons is accompanied on the page by line illustrations and a further 48 pages of photographs illustrate over a hundred splendid weapons or parts of weapons, accompanied by detailed captions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a marvellous work on the Sword and it's impact\n\nReview: I think I have all of Ewart Oakeshott books, and find them an invaluable source of information on Knights, Weaponry, Armour and how the knight lived, girded himself for battle and their function in the Medieval feudal system. This book is no expect ion, but rather the rule to quality works.\n\nIt's full of just about everything you would want to know about the swords, their use, and construction. There are hundreds of sketches to help you understand his discussions, lots of black and white plate photos. The book is broken down to groups - Swords 1050-1350, Group 2 1350-1550, then breaks down into Pommel-Forms, Cross-Guards, Grips and Scabbards.\n\nA wonderful references for the writer, sword collector and same the passing enthusiast.","Product: Book by Hamre, Bonnie, Paul, Susan, Knight, Angela, Desalvo, Doreen, Hamre,Bonnie, Knight,Angela, Paul,Susan, DeSalvo,Doreen\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: steaming stories and one PERFECT gem!!\n\nReview: The tales put out by Red Sage are cutting edge steamy, and all are very good. However, most fade from memory as soon as I put them down. Not so with Angela Knight. Everyone one of her tales alone are enough to make you buy the book. But in Roarke's Prisoner WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is best one!!!\nWHY this is not made into a movie I have no idea!!\nIt is a SCi-FI tale that is about some of the best reading I have seen anywhere!! He is the Captain of a rebel ship, and she is on the other side. They have a 'close encounter' before, she got away. This time he intend to keep his prisoner - for more reasons than one!! This is one of those tales that will stick in your mind for decades to come.","Product: The folklore of the Scottish Highlands is unique and very much alive. Dr Anne Ross, a Gaelic-speaking Celtic scholar and archaeologist, has lived and worked in crofting communities, enabling her to collect information at first hand and to assess the veracity of material already published. She portrays the beliefs and customs of Scottish Gaelic society in the light of Celtic and more recent Scottish history, including: seasonal customs deriving from Celtic festivals; the famous waulking songs; the Highland tradition of seers and second sight; omens and taboos, both good and bad; chilling experiences of witchcraft and the Evil Eye; rituals associated with life and death. Dr Anne Ross, formerly Lecturer in the Extramural Department of the University of Southampton, where she taught Iron Age and general Celtic topics, now lives near Aberystwyth and teaches part time at the University. She is the author of several books including Roman Celtic Britain and of the Pagan Celts, as well as numerous papers and teaches part time.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An excellent introduction on Highland lore\n\nReview: Anne Ross gives a wonderful introduction to the lore of the Scottish Highlands and the Isles. She covers Clan lore, Second Sight and the Seer, Witchcraft both black and white, Folk cures, meaning of omens and social customs. The covers the festivals dates through the year and gives you a nifty list of Folk Museums, with drawings and maps to aid the readers unfamiliar with Scotland. Gaelic speaking, Celtic scholar and archaeologists, she brings her knowledge to bear on looking at death rights, and try to remove the veneer of Christianity and look at the origins in Pagan customs that date back to the dawn of time.\nIts a small book only 170 pages, but she does a wonderful job bringing this part of All Things Scottish into the spotlight.\nHighly Recommended.","Product: Mark Rector is an actor, playwright, stage combatant and fight choreographer, as well as a student and practitioner of historical swordplay. He is the translator and editor of Medieval Combat, Hans Talhoffers Fechtbuch (\"Fight Book\") of 1467.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A very interesting resource for writers\n\nReview: This books is a wonderful resource for writers or reinactors. It pays ode to the romanticising of Scottish fighters such as Rob Roy, Wallace, The Bruce and Bonnie Prince Charlie, but goes past these legendary images to show you the reasons for certain practices. It covers the basics of offence and defence,especially in the fencing techniques of the 17th through 19th centuries. I do wish I would have covered the medieval aspects of Highland swordsmanship: The Claymore. The movements for using the longest two handed sword is wonderful to see in action, so I had hoped this book would cover that.\nLots of diagrams and photos so the non fencer can follow precisely what they are demonstrating.\nVery detailed in who did what in duels, the protocol and history.\nAll in all a very good work."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Ziploc Vacuum Seal Bags: Extra large bags, 25.6X39.5, for 1 queen size comforter and 2 pillows. Large Bags, 21.5 in X 33.5 in, for 10-12 sweaters. Medium bags, 18 in X22.5 in, for 5-6 sweaters. Suitcase roll up bags, 18 in X22.5 in for 1 Jacket, 2 shirts, and 2 sweaters. Total is 15 bags combo, 4 medium, 5 large, 2 X-large, and 4 travel roll up bags.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: They don't live up to Ziploc name\\n\\nReview: I hated the little baggies when you had to force the seal tracks together for sandwiches. They never seemed to work correctly. They came out with a zipper style, and you just slid the zipper across and the bag seal tight. Those were great. These DO NOT worth with that ease. The old fashioned slide and force the tracks together are those hateful little bags all grown up. I injured my hands a couple years ago so forcing the tracks together were painful. Generally, after they were together and you tried to get all the air out, the seal popped and you have to fight with it all over again.\\n\\nOnce they have on television uses a vacuum to suck out the air to flatten them. I have three vacuums and none work with these. I was trying to put a sleeping bag away. After the battle to get it sealed, I had to push the air out myself.\\n\\nPoorly designed, not tough enough, don't work as they should, isn't easy if you have stiff fingers...as I said, those annoying little baggies all grown up. Ugh!!\",\n \"Product: This heavy-duty commercial nylon mesh laundry bag is designed to hold a weeks worth of laundry. Drawstring closure mesh laundry bags provide security that items wont spill out. Its made of sturdy TA97 polyester mesh material and comes in white. The expandable mesh laundry bag measures a jumbo 24 inches by 36 inches. Mesh material allows for items to breathe, which keeps dampness and odors away. If youre looking for an easy way to sort your dirty laundry; or to transport it to the college dorm washer (or take it home to mom); or you live in an apartment and want to drop your laundry off at the laundromat, you have to get it there without losing anything. Thats why this heavy-duty mesh laundry bag in white will work for you. Its made of sturdy TA97 polyester mesh material. Its designed to hold a weeks worth of soiled laundry. But because of the mesh construction, you dont have to worry that damp clothes will get moldy or that odor will build up. The design means that plenty of air continues to flow through the bag until you have time to do the washing. The sliding drawstring cord lock closure provides security that items wont spill out when it comes time to transport them. But these bags are roomy enough to use in a hamper or other sorting method. The mesh laundry bag is also machine-washable, so you can reuse it over and over again. Its an ideal bag for dorm and apartment dwellers or anyone who prefers a bag to a laundry basket.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: but the poor thing doesn't trust carriers at all\\n\\nReview: Up front, I bought the bag to catch a cat. Winston, one of my foundlings needed to go to the vet for care, but the poor thing doesn't trust carriers at all. I fear who had him before mistreated him. I have been trying to get him into a carrier for five months...lol. Then someone suggested I used a messed laundry bag. You can drop it over them, scoop them up and in the carrier before they know what is happened. I got him, not a scratch on me or the wonderful vet clinic. He was handled without trauma to us all. It's a large bag. VERY tough. He would have sliced through some of the softer versions. So I haven't used it for a laundry bag, but his Jack the Ripper claws couldn't get through this bag. And boy was he trying. So if it stood up to the abuse he was giving it, it would do well as a laundry bag.\",\n \"Product: Leave your high heating and cooling costs out in the cold with this Twin Draft Guard! Forget jamming towels under your door. Slide the double-sided Draft Guard under the door instead. It's easy to install and stays in place, no need to reposition it each time like a towel. It works on all floor surfaces too, even carpet! It saves energy in the winter by preventing cold drafts; energy in the summer by keeping cold air in and hot air out. It can be used on exterior and interior doors of all types. The removable foam tubes can be cut to custom fit doors of all sizes. And the fabric cover with adjustable Velcro closure is machine washable. Measures approx. 36 x 5 1/2\\\" and weighs 5 ozs. Order ONLINE Today! !!! Limited Quantities !!! Twin Draft Guard, Brown\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: really does what it says\\n\\nReview: Rather light weight. I figured it to be more \\\"bean-bag\\\" sense, with denser material. Very light weight material and Styrofoam tubes on each side, so gives you a sense of being cheaply made. Easy to install, you just slipped it under the door. It would stop draft, so does what it says.\\n\\nHOWEVER, if you have cats, they will HATE this. I mostly bought this to stop two cats from play pattycake under the door. Mouse nearly put out Boots eye when he was peaking under, so I assumed this would be a good solution. No one could see under the door, so no more pattycake. WRONG. Boots hated he couldn't see under the door and about drove me NUTS pulling it under the door. I doubt I could tug it under the door, but muscle boy did, ruining the cover in the process. So if you have cats, you might want to save the money.\\n\\nUpdated as Jan 5th:\\n\\nI am updating this review of this because of new experience. As of this morning it's nearly 10 below zero windchill factor. I just got a new kitty - Loki - a foundling that I took in just before this bad weather hit. I knew he couldn't stay out and survive in this coming weather. It is a heated carport room, but the draft was blowing like crazy. I needed to stop the draft. I recalled I had bought it for Boots and went to get it. Again, it was easy to put in, and BOY was I impressed. It totally stopped the icy blast from this sub zero temperatures. This door is opened to the outside, and yet, the blast of cold air was totally stopped.\",\n \"Product: This set of Sony Ear Clip Headphones is lightweight, flexible and comfortable but gives you high-quality sound. Clip-on, open-air headphones feature a powerful neodymium magnet, soft hangers and an easy on/ off function.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Middle ground on these\\n\\nReview: They have great sound, but then this is Sony, I wouldn't expect anything less. Problems with design. I don't use the for running, but can see this would cause problems. The \\\"earhook\\\" are very nice is you are not moving about. Easy on your ears, very comfortable. But the slightest movement dislodges them. This could have been corrected if they had made the earhook longer. As if, for exercise these are the pits. I used them hooked to my laptop to listen to my writing being reread back on ReadPlease. Even with as little movement as that take they were constantly falling off!\\n\\nI also didn't like the cord design. Instead of the Y shape with equal cords, that generally are adjustable. The has a very short side that goes under your chin and then the long lead comes from the one side. Nice concept, but it's the pits for something with very long hair. Feels like I have a chin strap.\\n\\nSorry, cheap ones half the prices are much better.\",\n \"Product: Sony Camcorder/Audio (MDR-101LP) LT WT STER HDPHN\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sony for this price???\\n\\nReview: I used ReadPlease - a super program that reads back anything you past into it - to edit my novels. I enjoy the headphones because it keeps me focused. I was using the earbud styles (...)and running through them because they just too flimsily made. Plus, when you are editing for 13 hours straight having the buds in you ear begins to make me feel like I have earaches.\\n\\nThese are SUPER. First, Sony -- enough said. They are VERY lightweight. I often forget I have them on, so when I am going for long hours, these are so easy. They have nice long slid adjustments so they will fit any head in comfort.\\n\\nBut comfort means nothing if you are getting muffled or distorted sound. Not that case. I love is the deep, rich base, yet the treble is pure, too.\\n\\nSo these are more than worth the price, giving you real comfort and sound for pennies.\",\n \"Product: SimpleTech's 128 MB SmartMedia card is one of the thinnest options for removable solid-state memory. About one-third the size of a credit card and just as thin, the card is small but durable. Built with solid-state construction--no moving parts to wear down over time--the SmartMedia card will securely store your music, images, and data. The card's structure is simpler than that of conventional memory cards. Its NAND-type flash memory chip offers small write-block sizes and a sequential nature that improving its performance during continuous data recording.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: simply magick!!! perfect pictures and no extra cost\\n\\nReview: I cannot estimate the endless fortune this will save me. I have a SLR and developed my own film, till I got so tired of the darkroom and the cost! Still, having it developed even from 'quickie' mail order sites cost a fortune. Worse, when you are trying to take a good picture of kitty and she goes zoom zoom zoom and ruin nearly a whole roll of film you want to scream. With this, pop it into my camera and click all day. I held on to my SLR for so long because I felt there was no way something so simply could have such quality! Wow! the colours are true, the images brilliant and SO SHARP. Too a picture of kitty four foot away and you could see a flea on her nose in the picture!\\nGet a good camera like the Fuji FinePix 2800 Zoom, get one of these cards and takes 100s of pictures. It puts the fun back in taking pics!!\",\n \"Product: Great colorful toe socks that will sure get your feet noticed. The tube construction allows for great, comfortable fit for feet of all sizes. Adds some fun, colorful accent to your daily routine. Wear them as pair or mix-matched. You get 12 pairs, assorted-color toe socks with this purchase. Available in masculine or feminine color assortment. Colors and designs may be different than that presented in the pictures.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: great buy that really stays on\\n\\nReview: The assortment show isn't quite right. There are a lot of duplicates, but whatever. They are comfortably made, separating toes. I have been experiencing a problem of my second toe starting to crash in to the side of the big toe and cause bruising. This doesn't totally stop that, but it's been a big aid in controlling the problem.\\n\\nEasy to get on, and they stay on. The are comfortable to where I don't notice I am wearing toed socks. So many of the footies just won't stay on. This is made with a special heel grabber, that catches the footie and keeps it in place. Quite unexpected in a sock of this price range. I end up tossing footies away because they keep sliding off my heel. These do not. Plenty big. Again many footies tend to be stingy in material. These cover my toes and heels they way they should.\\n\\nAt this price I expected less quality, frankly. I am glad to see they are such good socks for such a reasonable price.\",\n \"Product: Dracula a.D. 1972 [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1972]\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Dracula moves to \\\"modern day\\\" England\\n\\nReview: Hammer brought Cushing (11 year absence since Brides) and Lee in yet another Dracula film, and broke the taboo keeping them in the past, and moved them into present day (well, it was then...lol) England. It starts - set in past - with a wild galloping fight between Cushing and Lee atop a runaway carrage, ending with Lee getting a stake through the heart from a broke carriage wheel spoke.\\nCut to the very modern and hip swinging 70s. Very mod and bored rock and rollers summon Dracula and he is off at a merry clip, showing it is too hard to teach an old dog new tricks! He discovers there is a look alike Van Helsing descendant around, and goes after his granddaughter (Stephanie Beacham).\\nLee was still very imposing at the bloodsucker in the black cape, but it was just jarring to see Drac in swinging 70s! Caroline Munro and Beacham pretty up the screen well, and Cushing and Lee still have their old magic, but it's indifferently directed by Alan Gibson and written weakly by Don Houghton.\\nSigh...Hammer is showing signs of wear here sadly. I give it four stars instead of three for the terrific work by Cushing and Lee. When they are on screen is super. Rest of the film is thin.\\nFor Dracula fans or admirers of Lee and Cushing. Everyone else will be bored stiff. One can begin to understand Lee's current apathy toward the role that made him famous.\",\n \"Product: Richard Boone, Lisa Lu. Meet Paladin, a high-society gentleman who leads a double life as a justice-seeking gunfighter. Includes all 39 first-season episodes from this classic Western TV series: Three Bells to Perdido\\\" (pilot episode), The Outlaw\\\" (with Charles Bronson), Hey Boy's Revenge\\\" and more. 39 episodes on 6 DVDs. 1957-58/b&w/17 hrs/NR/fullscreen.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Classic western with Boone firmly in control\\n\\nReview: Richard Boone was one of the most natural actors ever to grace the screen. Good guys, bad guys, he did them all with such a grace and ease that he made it seem so effortless. Paladin was a product of the post-Civil War. A West Point Graduate, he was an educated man, a man who appreciated literature, opera, culture. So it was not surprising he settled in San Franscisco after the war. Though a man of refinement, he made his living by hiring his gun out to those in need. He passed his little cards around - \\\"Have Gun, Will Travel. Wire Paladin, San Fransisco\\\" and waited for clients to find him.\\nWhile a cultured man, he was just as comfortable in the deadly knight errant persona, the man in black. Boone excelled at making you believe both sides could exist within one man. While he was a hired gun, he often spent more time talking to people making them listen to reason.\\nA loved all these Westerns. Have enjoyed the reruns on TVLand, Starz Westerns, and the Hallmark Channel. But so many of the old Westerns don't hold up well. I was surprised how well Rawhide and Have Gun, Will Travel hold their quality. So these are a super addition to any video maven's collection. Sadly, I don't think Boone ever got the true recognition his talent deserved, but those of us who appreciated him can now watch his talent shine.\",\n \"Product: Lewis Black stars in his first-ever HBO solo special, an hour of frenetic, take-no-prisoners stand-up comedy, taped before a live audience at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in New York City. Featuring new material included in the comic's current Rules of Enragement tour and CD of the same name, Lewis Black: Black on Broadway will feature Black's dead-on insights into such disparate issues as homeland security, tax-cut benefits, international travel, Martha Stewart, cold weather, health myths in America, who's fucking who, and, of course, WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is way too much excitement, gentle snowflakes!\\n\\nReview: A man with many hats, outrageous, ranting comedian/author/playwright/pundit, Lewis Black is simply amazing. His dry, pointed rants are one of the funniest stand up performances since comedian George Carlin did his `seven little words'. Recently on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, here he gets to cut loose in his first HBO solo special - first but hopefully not his last. Filmed before a live - and very entertained - audience in Brooks Atkinson Theatre in New York City, it's one hour of absolute perfection! No frills mind you, but then would Lewis really have frills? I am sure he could do a routine about he told the HBO executives what to do with their voice-overs and behind the scenes segments!\\n\\nFrom where is Global Warming where you need it?; US Government Deficit - and no one explaining where over 5 Trillion dollars went!; Lewis chows down on Republicans and Democrats alike; Homeland security; tax-cuts; coupons; travel to New Zealand; Corporate Greed; how to stretch you money; milk that isn't milk; bottled water and it's nutritional values; where cold air comes from; why his government stopped lying to him; George Bush; diet; how to live longer; and Martha Stewart's body parts!\\n\\nHis razor-edge humor is dead bang on target and requires repeated viewing because you are laughing so hard at one joke, you might miss part of another!!\\n\\nHey, my cat even loves Lewis! Seriously, she watches him like he is the god of Catdom! Maybe he is because he sure is the cat's whiskers!! lol.\",\n \"Product: Sherlock Holmes investigates the murders commited by Jack the Ripper and discovers a conspiracy to protect the killer. Director: Bob Clark Writers: Arthur Conan Doyle (characters), John Hopkins (screenplay) Stars: Christopher Plummer, James Mason, David Hemmings\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the Best movies ever made!\\n\\nReview: I love Sherlock Holmes movies in their many incarnations, especially Robert Stephens version in The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (PLEASE RELEASE ON DVD in Billy Wilder's original LONG FORM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!).\\nHowever, I must think Christopher Plummer is the best Sherlock ever. He brings so many textures and depth to his Sherlock, for once, making him a living, breathing man. In Private Life...Robert Stephens gives you a brilliant, heart-wrenching performance - at the point he realises he was been betrayed, and with no words he conveys SO MUCH it nearly tears you apart. Plummer gives you a similar heart-shredder, as he find Annie Crook in Bedlam, tortured, no longer sane, having retreated from the horrors around her and inflicted upon her, and in the following scene on the train ride back to London. In a masterpiece of blocking, you don't even see Holmes, you just his reflection in the train window while he talks about Annie. Compelling, heartbreaking, utterly BRILLIANT, demonstrating Plummer is one of the BEST actors ever to grace the screen.\\nThe story line of Sherlock Holmes meeting Jack the Ripper was first explored by Ellery Queen novel. In it, Holmes identified the wrong person as the Ripper, hence the one Holmes story never published. It is brought to Queen and he must solved the 100 year old case. In Study in Scarlet, with John Neville as Holmes (another superior version, but cannot compare to Decree) the Ellery Queen beginning and end was dropped and the middle part of Holmes chasing Jack was turned into the movie in the 1960s. Neville is a marvellous actor, but pales by comparison to the virtuoso performance of Plummer. This version of the Ripper vs Holmes, follows the Stephen Knight book exposing the Annie Crook connection.\\nLots of super support from a dream cast, such as Genevieve Bujold as Annie Crook, James Mason as Watson, David Hemmings as Foxborough, Susan Clark (Sister of producer/director Bob Clark - YES, people it is HARD TO BELIEVE the man who brought you Porkies create this masterpiece) as Mary Kelly, Frank Finlay as Lestrade, Donald Sutherland as Robert Lees the psychic, Anthony Quayle as Sir Charles Warren and John Giegud as Lord Sailsbury.\\nI cannot say how delighted I am this is finally out on DVD!!!\",\n \"Product: Body Snatcher [VHS] [VHStape] [1992]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Classy Classic for the horror connoisseur\\n\\nReview: Oh, Wow! I just was doing a happy dance over Hammer's release of their films I have long wanted and now here is the ultimate Val Lewton Horror Collection. Jacques Tourneur and Lewton created very special horror films. They were thinking man's horror film. Film in glorious black and white where shadows were long and dark (never achieved in colour films because of the bright lights needed), these films are moody, sinister, dark tales that whisper from the shadows instead of screaming boo!\\n\\n\\\"The Cat People\\\" is more familiar to most people. This deals with a female who is a marmaluke (in Scotland we call them Greymalkins or Cait Sidhe), a female who can turn into a cat. The sequel \\\"Curse of the Cat People\\\" was slightly oddball. A sequel and yet some of it seems off. In the first film, Kent Smith who plays Oliver Reed (joke there!!) falls for Simone Simon is Irena who is a marmaluke. Later, as her nature reveals itself Smith turns to Jane Randolf (Alice), sending Simone in to a rage. In Curse of the Cat People, Oliver and Jane have married and now have a daughter. She is a little odd and lonely and suddenly starts seeing Irena's ghost. Then an old lady and her daughter come into her life, both recognizing the child as a \\\"cat person\\\" EXCUSE ME? did something get left on the cutting room floor. Irena died. The child is Alice's so WHY is the child touched by the Cat People. This is never explained well. Still, it's a very moody film and is enjoyable.\\n\\nOne of my Fav films of all times is the silly titled \\\"I Walked With a Zombie\\\" This is Tourneur and Lewton adapting Bronte's tale into a modern day version of Jane Eyre! It dark, moody and simply a classic.\\n\\nThe great Karloff turns up in another Lewton adaptation - this time Robert Louis Stevenson's The Body Snatcher\\\", though not directed by Tourneur but another director I really respect Robert Wise. A young doctor needs a body for his medical experiment and Karloff is more than willing to get the - one way or another!\\n\\nThe Leopard Man was again the teaming of Lewton and Tourneur and shows horror can be set in many places. This is in the desert resort town in Mexico. For a publicity stunt, an agent gets his talented star to make an entrance with a leopard on a leash. A jealousy rival scares the cat and it flees. Later a girl is killed. Then another. But it's it the cat or something more sinister?\\n\\nThe Ghost Ship has the mysterious captain who may not have both oars in the water. Not Lewton's best effort, but still very enjoyable.\\n\\nKarloff is back in \\\"Isle of the Dead\\\" and \\\"Bedlam\\\". In the first, Karloff plays Greek general traveling with others. Soon the plague is following them so Karloff quarantines the house. If that is not enough worries. Karloff becomes convinced one girl is a vampire. St. Mary's of Bethlehem Asylum in 1761 London is the setting for Bedlam. Karloff gives a super performance as the head doctor who controls all.\\n\\nThe Seventh Victim is another great film that is often overlooked. A devil cult is thriving in Greenwich Village. Six people vowed to secrecy. The six are now dead. And now a new member the seventh of the group is missing. A young Kim Hunter comes asearching for her sister the seventh missing member.\\n\\nMovies for cold, dark nights when the wind howls!\",\n \"Product: Enemy Below [VHS] [VHS Tape] [1957] 6301662954\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: great cat and mouse game by two great actors!\\n\\nReview: This is not the average sub-film that centers on the crews of the sub and the sub-chaser. This is a two-man cat and mouse film, marvelously done with style and incisive insight.\\nRobert Mitchum is the man who rises to do what is needed. Not a superhero, but a very human man who goes into war and does what is required. He is the Captain of a U.S. destroyer sent out to track U-boats. Curt Jurgens is his mirror reflection - below - a Captain of the U-Boat that becomes the target of Mitchum's search. He is not a product of the Nazi war-machine, but again, a very likable man just defending his country. This is demonstrated with deft humor when Jurgens very deliberately hangs his jacket over the plaque of Hitler's propaganda.\\nThe script eschews the stereotypical \\\"Nazi monsters\\\", and portrays a German crew with very real - and universal - emotions. They, too, were just men doing their job and what is required. Instead of having us root for the Americans to blow up the evil Germans, you are put in the position of caring equally for both sides. You comprehend that they are men, offering their lives for their command, not in a political way, but in a time-honoured fashion of a man going to war. You understand both sides REALLY do not want to be here, to kill or be killed; they would rather home. No rousing stereotypical propaganda. In the end, they will kill each other if they must, but given the choice, they would rather not. Very different for that period of war films.\\nA little dated appearance on the boat scenes by today's standards. It's obvious toy models when the boats crash, but easily overlooked and dismissed when balanced with the very impressive lack of finger-pointing and flag-waving for either nationality. Both Mitchum and Jurgens are dead-bang on target in their lead roles, with David Hedison, Theodore Bickel and Doug McClure round out a super cast\",\n \"Product: VHS TAPE. 138 minutes, color, narrated by Richard Burton. Michael Caine, Stanley Baker, and Jack Hawkins. \\\"Truly spectacular and exciting.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Abosulute Knock out of an Epic!!!\\n\\nReview: Based on a true story in British History in South Africa, this is aboslutely one of the best films of all times. The late Sir Stanley Baker (whose superb performaces are mostly lost to past few generations), same with the late Jack Hawkins (Ben Hur), James Booth and Nigel Green, it was the film that introduced Michael Caine to the world, showing what a natural actor he was from the start. (Caine, who originally tried out for the role of Hookie but lost to Booth, was almost fired from the film because the American backer, Joseph E. Levine, did not think Caine knew 'what to do with his hands'!! Caine was imitating Prince Albert!!). Fortunately, Baker ignored him.\\nProduced by Baker and Cy Enfield (of the Hollywood Blacklist fame) and written by the great historian John Prebble (Lion of the North - he also did the screenplay for Mysterious Island, another of Enfield's productions), the main focus of the film tells the story of a small pocket of British soldiers at Rorke's Drift on the edge of ZuluLand in 1879. These soldiers were left there for two purposes: some were sick with fever so were in hospital, the posting commanded by Gonville Bromhead (Caine), and the rest to build a bridge across the Bufalo River commanded by royal engineer, John Chard.\\nJust 10 miles down the road a force of over 4000 thousand British Solders camped on the hill of Islandlhwana were slaughtered by 10,000 Zulus. The worst defeat in British history of a modern army facing a native force. Over 4400 Zulu arrived too late for the attack, so they turned their attention to Rorke's drift and the little band of 100 men left there to defend it.\\nBaker and Caine (though not close in real life) worked magnificiently together, giving powerhouse performances, with a great supporting cast of relative unknowns. The filming of South Africa is breathtaking, the enormity of what the soldier faced having 100 to 4400 odds, and how they held out until the main force of Chelmsford's army arrived, is an epic, but also a personal story of two men who stood resolute in the face of terror with a stiff upperlip and did what had to be done.\\nMoving Scoring by John Barry (Bond films, Raise the Titanic), with a foreword from Sir Richard Burton (a friend of Baker's both being Welsh).\\nIn 1979, a prequel was filmed Zulu Dawn, nearly rising to this level, starring Burt Lancaster, Simon Ward and Nigel Davenport, that tells the story of the the massive defeat at Islandlhwana. It is a shame they are not presented as a set.\\nInteresting note, at the start of the film showing King Chetewayo of the Zulus at Ulundi, Chetewayo is played by the real Zulu Chief Mangosuthu Buthelezi, who is involved in South African Politics today.\",\n \"Product: Civil War Saga\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A wonderful emotional view of the Civil War\\n\\nReview: First off, yes there are a lot of problems with this as factual history. This is not Gettysburg or Gods and General. Don't think they ever set out for it to be. This is for the person who wants more personalities, more emotions and less history. So PLEASE do not judge this against the two movies based on the Shaaras' Books. This whole intent of this was distinctive different and it achieves what it set out to do.\\nThis is not for historians, this is for the people who have a little knowledge and interest in the Civil War - and likely that is all they want.\\nFor someone looking for a more emotional view of the Civil War, with more 'people and feelings' than true history, then this is a very nice read. It is the fictionalised account of the Geyers and the Hales, cousins - one family of the South, the other from the North, that find themselves divided and fighting each other during the War Between the States in the US. The Geyers were farmers, of the land, though were not slave owners, and the story focuses around their eldest son, John, an artist who went into the war as an artist correspondent, torn by his love for both families and seeing both sides of the argument. He hates the institution of Slavery, a hatred amplified by the hanging of his black friend, a freed man for hiding fugitive slaves. The Hales were city-folk. Not only were they divided on their views, but by their styles of life. You see all the various scenes of how families were divided, how the glory of war could turn sour for the many boys simply looking for adventure.\\nThere was a real John Geyser, and he did draw a lot of pictures as his time as a soldier. But he was not a war correspondent, and not that professional of an artists. Still is immature drawing carry a power to convey the horrors of war.\\nSo take the 'history' with a grain of salt and enjoy the 'emotions' of the great conflict that ripped families and friends apart.\\nStacey Keech is simply marvellous as Jonas Steel, and I defy anyone not to be moved by his and Julia Duffy's Mary performance as Mary, the woman Jonas loves and loves. Duffy, best known for Designing Women and Bob Newheart, show a charming, heart-wrenching portrayal of sweet Mary. Peck is super as Lincoln, in a roll he really wanted to play.\\nSo pop the popcorn and sit back and enjoy the sweeping 'Gone With the Wind' Hollywood version of the Civil War. There is fine acting and a lot of nice 'historical' touches since Bruce Catton was consultant to the film.\\nThe DVD is the full length version. Many video copies are a shortened version, so you you will be thrilled the see it in its intended form.\",\n \"Product: vhs\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cold War heats up on the ice!\\n\\nReview: This movie has a strong star name cast - Patrick McGoohan, Ernest Borgnine, Rock Hudson and Jim Brown. McGoohan is brilliant as ever. A perfectionist of an actor, he once again is play a Brit super-spy (Secret Agent, Prisoner). It's a role he is comfortable with and he brings his subtle, yet incisive touches to conjur this character alive. Borgnine, never gives less than 110% to a role is perfect at the anti-Russian Russian. Brown to fierce as the man no one really likes and suspects he might be more than he pretends. Hudson is the weakest link. His lines were written to come out of an actor with the same power and presence as McGoohan and Borgnine - Robert Mitchum. Had Mitchum played the role this movie would have been dead on target. Against McGoohan and Borgnine, Hudson shows he had all the range from A-B. In the very dramatic scene where McGoohan is telling how to wreck a sub, he is dead on perfect - every word every gesture. Hudson gives his rebuttal and comes across as trying to echo McGoohan's strength. Mitchum could have looked McGoohan in the eye and it would have been a long staring contest before either blinked!\\n\\nIt's a race to the North Pole to reach a weather station that has gone out of contact after a camera that contained spy film lands there. You have the Russians rushes to reach there, and the US group with their multinational spies trying to make it there first.\\n\\nGreat adventure from start to finish a good adaptation of Alistair MacLean's best-selling book.\",\n \"Product: movie comes in original vhs case.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Price has a ball\\n\\nReview: Price decided to ham it up for the Abominable Dr. Phibes and Dr. Phibes Rides again. Riding on a tide, he took up this high camp film, and some of England's biggest name actors came out to play his victims. In Phibes style, you have a series of set victims - in this case, Stage critics - and the much scorned Shakespearian Actor Edward Lionheart extracting his revenge by killing his victims through acting out a scene from Shakespeare's plays. Deliciously witty Diana Rigg is there to support Price as his doting, darling daughter Edwina, who mourns her father's recent death, and hisses at the critics who refused to honor his talent while he was alive.\\n\\nPrice's all-star victims include his real-life wife, Coral Browne, Harry Andrews, Ian Hendry, Jack Hawkins, Robert Morley (especially funny twist on the tale!), Denis Price and Diana Dors and more. Hot on the trail of the killer, with Hendry in tow, are Inspector Boot (Milo O'Shea) and Sergeant Dogge (Eric Sykes), but Price and his \\\"helper\\\" are one step ahead.\\n\\nIt's Price at his wickedly delightful best. And great to see the funny takes of the Bards tales being used as a murder medium. Douglas Hickox (Zulu Dawn, Sitting Target), ably orchestrated the marvelously talent crew of actors through this\\n\\nblack humor marathon.\",\n \"Product: very good\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hestson's best and a must for fans of Medieval History!!\\n\\nReview: Heston did a lot of films in his career, but some were overlooked because they were not the bigger than life Epics like Ben Hur and 10 Commandments.\\nBut I have found Heston's works, The Naked Jungle, Diamond Head, Secret of the Incas (where Indiana Jones came from right down to the hat and leather jacket!!), The Big Country and The Warlord to be much more statisfying.\\nThe War Lord especially is a rarely noticed and unappreciated film.\\nSet in Norman-Saxon England, he has been 'awarded' a small fief to hold against Frisans invaders (the same invaders that captured his father and bankrupted his family to ransom him). Tired of war, tired of the struggle, he is more than content with his lot - though not his younger brother, well played by Guy Stockwell. Heston only wants one thing more....the woman, a peasant promised to another. He can take her by right of being the lord, but he wants her heart and a woman's love.\\nRealisit portrayal of the fuedal person of post Saxon era of the Norman invasion of England, the performances are solid making this one special film, most notable the late Richard Boone (Have Gun Will Travel), one of the most natural actors ever to fill the screen. Solid action and battle scenes.\\nA must for Heston fans that want more than just the flash, a must for fans of medieval history, and an absolute must if you are a romantic at heart and love knights of auld and damsels in distress.\",\n \"Product: vhs\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: heartfelt look at America's most tragic battle\\n\\nReview: First off, anyone gripping about the small budget effect of battle about this film needs to STOP and understand it WAS a small budget film. This film was NEVER EVER intended for Theatrical release. Only, the power of the film, demanded it be shown on big screen. Michael Shaara's book \\\"Killer Angels\\\" on of the most moving look of the men that set the nightmare of Gettysburg into action, was given a new life with Ted Turner's group. It was created to be run on TNT, his cable/satellite station in two parts. So yes, the casting went with actors more in line with Telly than Theatre, yes, it had to cut corners on budget. Does that affect the quality of the film? No one bit. Anyone grumping about the cannons not recoiling is nitpicking.\\nAnd for people fusing about 5000 Civil War re-enactors (including Ted Turner manning one of the non-recoiling cannons) being unpaid. Well, ASK THEM. The re-enactors thought this was a chance of a lifetime to record what they do annually anyway!\\nThe movie was intended to address the personal side of the war, the friendships torn apart by deferences in belief, the frustration, the futility.\\nRichard Jordon's Emmy nominated performance alone is worth the price. With fine work by numerous supporting actors such as Sam Elliot and Stephan Lang.\\nSo one should not grip about what it is not - and was never intended to be - but appreciate the fine effort that is it. One of the most moving looks at such a tragic period in history.\",\n \"Product: In 1879 South Africa, the administrators of the British Cape Colony have designs to eliminate the Zulus as a hindrance to their colonial economy. To that end, the British present King Cetshwayo with an impossible ultimatum to provoke a war they are sure they can win easily with their rifles and artillery against native spears. However, that war proves more difficult than the arrogant British commander, Lord Chelmsford, expects as his overburdened army fruitlessly searches for the elusive enemy. However, in the shadow of a hill called Isandlwana, the overconfident British army learns to its sorrow just how badly they have underestimated the tactical skill and might of the Zulu nation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: excellent example of Military arrogance\\n\\nReview: First off DO NOT compare this to the Stanley-Baker 1964 epic. This is different kettle of fish entirely. I made that the mistake the first time I watched it and I came away dissatisfied. If you are familiar with Zulu, you go in with preconceived expectations. The comparison off the bat can make you prejudice against a fine work.\\n\\nCy Endfield co-wrote the epic prequel Zulu Dawn 15 years after his enormously popular Zulu. It was intended to be a trio of films - with a third movie Ulundi to round out what Cy had to say about British imperialism - the \\\"Little England\\\" mentality.\\n\\nFrom point one the contracts are seen. In Zulu you have a small pocket of a few over 100 Brits holding out against 4,400 Zulu - fresh from Islandlwana (the story told in Zulu Dawn). This is a story of courage, will and determination. Is a positive movie. Zulu dawn on the other hand is a heart-rendering movie. Nearly 1400 soldiers and native levies were slaughter in a a matter of hours by over 10,000 Zulus. Why because of Brit arrogance. Lord Chelmsford (Victoria's cousin by the way - which may be why he wasn't punished for this fiasco!!) Treated the Zulu campaign as a lark in the park. He divided his forces in the face of the enemy, not once, but several times, resulting in the disaster at Islandlwana, as well as leaving other pockets of solders held up in the fashion you saw Baker and Caine - for months, in some cases over a year. These death had to fall on Chelmsford's head.\\n\\nThe second contracts Zulu saw is a picture of the whole army under Chelmsford. A contrast into the Brits lifestyle vs the Zulu. The contrast of arrogance vs might and true military genius. So the story is less focused on just one or two individuals such as Chard and Bromhead, but only the various commanders and officers. So the personal involvement isn't there.\\n\\nBeautifully filmed, is a a good companion piece to Zulu and Shaka Zulu. Some of my favourite films.\\n\\nJust don't compare it to Zulu and you will find you enjoy the film. However, it does tear the heart, instead of uplifting it as Zulu does. It's a very a very realistic look at the worse military blunder until modern times, and likely STILL the worst defeat by a \\\"modern\\\" equipped army against native warrior warmed with only spears.\\n\\nJust so sad the third film was never completed.\",\n \"Product: .\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: One of King's overlooked better works\\n\\nReview: Okay, it needed an editor to get a hold of this, but it is King and they don't edit his books near enough, so a tale where he had a hand in production, even directed part of it, was sure to be the same.\\nDespite that, it is a marvelous tale, not so horrific as most King stories, so most King fans will find it dull. It is more that horror or Sci Fi, it is a gentle tale and romantic, in its own fashion.\\nKeith Szarabajka (Mickey Kostmayer of the Equilizer; Angel; Nighlight) is a superb, underrated talent. In his middle 30's in real life at the time, he portrays an old man nearing retirement working at a top secret lab as a janitor. There is (UNFORTUNATELY) the mad scientist that King should have been ashamed for creating in the stereotypical fashion straight from 1930's horror films, but there is also so really neat characters that round at the tale and make up for the deficiencies. Ed Lauter is great, in a range of role he does not usually play.\\nIn a lab accident, Szarajabka is accidently exposed to a substance that reverses his age. And that is what makes the tale work so well. The fine, subtle talents of Szarabajka and the amazing Francis Sternhagen as his wife, who is watching her beloved husband grow younger day and day, make up for the uneven writing by King and sloppy editing.\\nMaybe everyone should forget this is Stephan King, and just judge the film on its own merits and I think you will be surprised.\\nI nice way to pass a rainy day.\",\n \"Product: Horror film on VHS TAPE.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Stunning, an absolute must!!\\n\\nReview: This is a POWERHOUSE of a movie that will blow your mind!!!\\nIt is listed as a horror film, when actually it is SO MUCH MORE. If one classify the genre, I would say Mystery.\\nIt begins with an anonymous letter to the Scottish Constable ( Edward Woodward of Equilizer fame) telling of Summer Isle. A local girl is missing and none of the villagers seems to show any interest. Flying to the small Isle, Woodward arrives just before Beltane, the pagan May Day Festivals and the find the Island completely immersed in the Pagan ways of Auld. Head of the Isle is Lord Summerisle (British horror legend Christopher Lee - Dracula for Hammer Films - in his favourite performance), the leader of his pagan island, and it is clear he not only is aware of the villagers beliefs, he encourages them!\\nSlowly, Woodward comes to believe the girl is being held for Sacrifice on May Day as he races to save her.\\nBrilliant performance from Britt Eckland (former Mrs. Peter Sellers and one of the great beauties of her time - * though most of the nude shots are not her since she was pregnant at the time) Hammer horror actress Ingrid Pitt and Diane Cilento (the first Mrs. Sean Connery, mother of Jason) contribute to the eerie feel.\\nThe movie portrays pagan beliefs in an unHollywood style, that goes for substance and facts, rather than sensationalism. The scenery is beautiful and the music written for the film is haunting.\\nThe film faced many production problems, to being passed through several production companies, a lot of lost footage from the film editor - a devoutly religious man who thought is sinful to be filming this and was systematically destroying as much as he could, and indifferent reediting by Roger Corman, and then nearly dying in bad handly in the theatres. Was not seen for nearly two decades, and the version in existence was Corman's poorly edited one, missing over 20 minutes of the 101 minute original verson.\\nI spent years and year trying to track down a copy, and finally for a short time news was good. The director found that he had an original copy still in his position. This was released the VHS - first time the 101 version had been seen in nearly two decades!! Shortly after, it was pulled from the shelves. Corman's version ( a nice companion piece so it was made of a lot of out takes) came out for a spell.\\nSo I am delighted to see this one on DVD and protected for all time.\\nWarning: some flashes of Eckland and her stand-in nude, and people of a very religious nature will not like the content. Otherwise, this is one fabulous knock out of a film.\",\n \"Product: Supernatural Horror\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: By the Pricking of my Thumbs Something Wicked this Way Comes\\n\\nReview: I am a sucker for old B&W horror films, and Jacques Tourneur was the best, rivalled only by maybe Mario Bava. Both men understood that shadow and light and the grey/silver play in between could set the mood as no colour film movie could. The black and white film could be lensed at such lower light settings, they achieve spooky shadows and the looming sense that something could be hiding in them as no modern colour film ever could.\\nAnd Night/Curse of the Demon is the genre at its best. This movie takes a premise that demons can be called forth and 'sicked' upon a person by the mere passing of a slip of paper of runic symbols - and proceeds to make believers of the audience. The only sour note in the wonderful production is the monotone perform by Dana Andrews who seems determined not to take the role serious. It is quite a shame it could not have had an actor with the deftness of Ian McShane give breath to the doubting thomas professor. Still, even Andrews lack luster performance cannot sink this marvellous film.\\nAndrews plays a parapsychologist who has come to England to debunk a witch-cult. Once he arrives, he finds the man who asked him to come has been killed under very mysterious circumstances. His niece is convinced he was killed by Carlson, the head of the witch, for she finds a reference in her uncle's diary saying Carlson passed him the slip of paper with runic symbols and then he found his diary had all the pages torn from them after a certain date - the date Carlson said something would come for him. Andrews is a confirmed doubter, but even his faith in logic is rattled has he comes face to face with people of the Auld Ways. He also have been passed a slip with the symbols and Carlson has informed him his time allotted nears - and his diary is found with all the pages torn from it.\\nIt is horror films at their best, Jacques Tourneur the master showing how it was done. Be sure to keep an eye out for his I Walked with A Zombie - another masterpiece despite it stupid title.\",\n \"Product: movie based on hg wells book\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good fodder for B movie addicts!\\n\\nReview: I am a big fan of the underrated, marvellously talented late Robert Lancing, so I collect his stuff. And he did some wonderful B flicks that are B Movie Addicts delight. My favourite 4D man is one of the best, but this one is not too shabby.\\nJoan Collins is head of a group pushing an island paradise resort - yet to be built - and Lancing is the pilot of the boat that brings in the latest boatload of suckers....I mean investors...to view the imaginary golf course and club house. Only problem, refugees from THEM! are lurking in the woods making off with islanders and soon to investors of Joan's resort. The effects are typical Drive-in B movie quality (but hey, I miss the old drive-ins!! When I visited Kentucky they would have dusk to dawn creature features and that is where I first saw this movie), but Lancing as always is better than the material he is given and makes this worth the ticket.\\nSo stack up four of five our your best Vincent Price and Chris Lee films, add Empire of the Ants (and watch the wonderful and well missed Robert Lancing), pop a bowl of popcorn , turn out the lights and imagine you are in a car with a speaker hanging from the window. Have your own dusk to dawn creature features.\\nOff to see if I can hunt up a copy of 4D man in DVD.....\",\n \"Product: Vhs tape in good condition\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Look out Mike Myers...Dr. Goldfoot might get you\\n\\nReview: The successful spoofs Mike Meyers has been doing, most recently \\\"Goldmember\\\" owes it's mad capped nonsense to those who have boldly gone before him...namely Vincent Prince! In his run of movies for AIP and Roger Corman, he also did a couple of gems - the other \\\"Comedy of Terrors\\\" *****, and they make a great popcorn double-feature for a Saturday Night. Both movies showcase the rarely seen fun-side of the very talented Vincent Price.\\nIn Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine - total mindless fun - Dr. Goldfoot (Price - a sly, wicked performance having a hoot of a time) has made a machine to manufacture a bikini clad army of robots who are programmed to seek out wealthy men, marry them and charm them into signing over their assets, before bumping them off. With passing pokes at Princes own AIP films and the Bond films, it is good giggles. Not as sharp as \\\"Comedy of Terrors\\\", it's still great for Prince Fans, people who enjoyed Myers spy spoofs, or those looking for a time-capsule blast from the past, this is an enjoyable diversion!\\nWith Frankie Avalon, Craig Steven, Dwayne Hickman, Deborah Wally turning in good support performances, the Supremes giving a catching theme song, and claymation credits it's perfect popcorn fun. Give a skip on the sequel - Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs - not as stylishly done.\",\n \"Product: Ex-rental tape and cover in good condition\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This movies is a scream...in more ways than one.\\n\\nReview: I admit it! I am a sucker for old Black and White horror films. They are quite tame by today's buckets of bloody special effect big budgets ones, but they hold a fun all their own. Especially when the ringmaster is the oh so talented Vincent Price. He was always the odd mix of silky mannered menace, with that sprinkle of humour that set him apart from so many actors. It was that devilish twinkle in his eye that always told you he enjoyed what he was doing.\\nThe Tingler is another of the Castle low budget treats. Price plays a mild mannered doctor/research scientist married to a rich wife who is a floozy. She runs around on Price, cares little that he knows it, controls her younger sister's life, but Price is not a man you push too far. Obsessed with discovered the results fear has on the body, he finds out there is a critter that increases in our bodies when we are frightened, the more fear the bigger and stronger it grows and the only thing that can destroy it is screaming. Feed up with his wife's wicked ways, he convinces her he is going to kill her so he can X-ray her trying to prove the existence of the Tingler.\\nPrice gets mixed up with Olly, a husband of a theatre owner who is a deaf-mute. She goes bonkers and passes out when she sees blood. Price wonders what would happen in her, if the Tingler is unleashed, but she cannot scream. Later, someone deliberately scares her to death, and Price operates and removed the Tingler. But then, wife tries to use the Tingler to strangle Price...all in good loving fun, mind you. The pesky beastie dashes off and heads to the theatre to menace everyone there.\\nOne note, though the film was shot in Black and White, the sequence where Olly's wife is driven to death was shot in colour emphasize the red of the blood scaring her.\\nGreat fun and it's a bit of a walk down memory lane! A must for any fan of Castle or Price.\",\n \"Product: Avenger's '67, set 3, vols. 5&6. 2 DVD set with outer sleeve\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 3rd set for 1967\\n\\nReview: Third set for 1967, this series is fully established with dapper John Steed, and sexy but very capable Mrs. Peel. The trademark wit and tongue-through-cheek continues with these episodes:\\n\\n1) \\\"A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Station\\\" - \\\"Steed goes off the rails - and Emma finds her station in life\\\" has out super sleuths trying to foil an assassination of the Queen.\\n\\n2) \\\"Something Nasty in the Nursery\\\" - \\\"Steed Acquires a Nanny - and Emma shops for toys\\\" Emma and Steed must stop nasty nannies with deadly toys in a plot to take over Britain\\n\\n3) \\\"The Joker\\\" - \\\"Steed trumps an ace - and Emma plays a lone hand\\\" has Emma lured to a remote house where an escape lunatic plans to murder her. He does not count on Steed riding to her rescue\\n\\n4) \\\"Who's Who???\\\" - \\\"Steed goes out of his mind - and Emma is beside herself\\\" a quirky episode that has a master criminal switching the minds of Steed and Mrs. Peel with two \\\"common\\\" agents, showing you cannot judge a book or an agent by their cover!\\n\\n5) Return of the Cybernauts - \\\"Steed pulls some strings - Emma becomes a puppet\\\" is the sequel to The Cybernauts. In this episode, beloved veteran horror actor Peter Cushing plays the brother to the mad scientist (Michael Gough) and is seeking his revenge on Emma and Steed. He has perfected the Cybernaut process to where a person wearing a watch becomes a human cybernaut.\\n\\n6) \\\"Death's Door\\\" - \\\"Steed relives a nightmare - and Emma sees Daylight\\\" has dream-influencing drugs used to disrupt an important conference. Important conference members suddenly start having clairvoyant experiences of impending doom stopping them from attending the meetings.\\n\\nA must for Avengers fans. Directed by Robert Day, John Moxey, James Hill and others; stories from Brian Clemens and Philip Levene.\",\n \"Product: Haunting, passionate and unforgettable, this lovely, scenically rich (Newsweek) version of Emily Bront's timeless masterpiece stars Emmy winner Anna Calder-Marshall and Timothy Dalton (Licence to Kill) as Cathy and Heathcliff, two star-crossed lovers destined for doomed romance. 'realistic [and] with authentic locations and atmosphere (Leonard Maltin), Wuthering Heights is a riveting, heartbreaking and beautifully realized telling of a classic. Inside the dark and austere farmhouse of Wuthering Heights, the impetuous Cathy first meets Heathcliff an orphan her father rescued from the streets of London. As the two grow up, they spend endless days exploring the sprawling moors of Yorkshire, eventually discovering in each other a fiery, powerful love. But when Cathy is introduced to their wealthy neighbors and promised to marry their son, her social equal a fury is ignited within Heathcliff that can only be extinguished by one thing revenge!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: atmospheric, haunting, well acted!!!!!!\\n\\nReview: Okay, the story is well known and this naturally will run comparisons to Lord Larry and Merle Oberon's 1939 version. But this is a gentle, atmospheric retelling that is well acted.\\nExcellently cast, Caulder-Marshall is super as the willful Cathy that loves Heathcliff, but must face choices in her life to save them both, which ultimately drives them apart, changes them, but cannot alter the deep love that drives them - even if it drives them to destroy each other. Dalton is properly Welsh, dark and brooding, very adapt at showing his younger vunerability, and later the darker, sensual side. The gorgeous Ian Ogilvy is a perfect contrast to Dalton's dark, the fair haired beautiful husband that cannot touch her soul.\\nAn interesting note: in this movie Ogilvy's sister is played by the same woman that played his wife in the excellent Witchfinder General with Vincent Price.\\nWell worth the viewing again and again.\",\n \"Product: Guaranteed to work or your money back - PLEASE NOTE ALL MONIES FROM THIS SALE GO TO A 501 (C)3 NO KILL ANIMAL SHELTER\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crowe rose to the occassion!! Outstanding\\n\\nReview: I first noticed the solid work of Russell Crowe as Preacher in Sharon Stone's gunfighting flick, and with each performance since he has shown he has the makings of a superstar. LA Confidential was hot at the time when they announced he was doing Gladiator and I thought, I believe this man is going places but a Gladiator???...P>His performance is strong, stoic and yet very moving, showing a fine range. The secondary leads are magnificent, especially Richard Harris and Oliver Reed. The computer work more than convinces us of the 'cast of thousands' in the battle scenes and the arena.\\nIt's great to see this sort of historical drama once again being made and receiving such recognition.\\nAs I said, Outstanding!!!\",\n \"Product: A Horror video .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This benefits from repeat viewing!\\n\\nReview: I loved the first in the series, so eagerly awaited this one, and went, yeah, well...not as good.\\nAnd in many ways it is not, the quiet character development that so was so charming in the first one is rather pushed aside in this head long rush into a pace that never stops for breath. You are nearly exhausted by the end!!\\nHowever, after the initial grump about it not being as good, I have since viewed it several times. And the more I view it the more I like it. The humour is there, brilliantly delivered by Brandon Fraser, like after rescuing his wife from being killed by the resurrected mummy, they are escaping and she pauses to pull a bench to block a door, and he gently said in his typically comic Brandon voice, \\\"Honey, what are you doing? Those guys don't use doors.\\\" The kid is precious without being TOO CUTE. Especially fun is his interplay with his kidnappers - ala Ransom of Red Chief, bugging them with \\\"are we there yet?\\\" so typically bored kid!! Also, with the female captor when she tells him to behave and he replies, \\\"I don't behave for my parents, so what make you think I will for you?\\\"\\nYou get eye candy in the female fight scenes, wonderfully staged. A whole returning crew, the the minor leads in the first one playing much more prominent roles, and with reason!!\\nSo if you enjoyed it, just not as much, trying a few repeat viewings and you might be surprised. I was. I found I liked it more each time!!\",\n \"Product: Adventure rules! As the spectacular Mummy series explodes into a new realm of breathtaking, non-stop action in The Scorpion King! Unleashing WWE superstar The Rock as the most feared warrior of the ancient world, The Scorpion King plunges you into a sweeping tale filled with stunning fight sequences, awe-inspiring battles and pulse-pounding thrills. It's the ultimate special effects-powered epic and the must-see-and-see again adventure of the year!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Entertaining, but just missed...\\n\\nReview: The Roc made a splashy appearance in the Return of the Mummy, and got so much attention, the producers rushed to come up with a vehicle for him. They vaguely hint this movie is connected to the Mummy films, but basically the name Scorpion King is all they have in common. When they announced they were doing a remake of the Mummy, I groaned as remakes are usually the pits you think why did they bother, but was pleasantly thrilled with the results. It was wonderful!! I own both Mummy movies on DVD and play them often, for they are movies that can be view again and again and one never tires of them.\\nThe Problem with this film???? What made the Mummy films so perfect and the Scorpion King just miss?? I think it is because of Brendan Fraser. He is a powerhouse talent, that is super action star, but his marvellous humour, funny voices and true screen presence, backed with the wonderful Hallam as a foil,makes the Mummy movies work and work well.\\nScorpion King draws on the same rich texture, the expensive sets and computer work, that made the Mummy movies so opulent. The Rock is a great action star with a bankable presence in Conan the Barbarian vein, but the movie lacks the sharp repartee, wit, heart and dry humour of the first two films and suffers because of it. The action is nearly nonstop, it is wonderfully staged, but there is so much missing.\\nI enjoyed the film and liked the alternative scenes and other bonus selections, but basically, a wee tad sorry I went ahead and bought the DVD solely because I enjoyed them Mummy films. While they will continued to get use, I fear Scorpion Kings is more of a once a year film and will gather dust.\\nThe action is great, the costumes and staging on par with the Mummy films...but I hear Peggy Lee singing in the background....is that all there is....???\\nIf you have seen the film before and wish to own a copy, you will be thrilled with the DVD version. The sounds and film quality is super, the bonus goodies great. But do not buy this film on the rep of the two mummy films or you might be disappoint, see it first!\\nI am sure The Rock and his OTT WWF charm will see him a huge action star. His fans will not be disappointed. It is a great action film, just missing bullseye.\",\n \"Product: The acting, photography and score are tops (Leonard Maltin) in this lively satirical homage from seven-time Academy Award(r) winner* Billy Wilder (Sunset Boulevard) and his long-time writing partner I.A.L. Diamond (The Apartment). When a beautiful woman claims that her dear husband has disappeared, the investigation takes Sherlock Holmes (Robert Stephens) and Dr. Watson (Colin Blakely) to Scotland, whereto their surprisethey uncover a plot involving clandestine society, Her Majesty's Secret Service and the Loch Ness Monster! But before he can deduce matters to the elementary, Holmes makes an error that may jeopardize the national safety of Britain and ruin his reputation! *1960: The Apartment (Best Picture, Director, Original Screenplay (with I.A.L.Diamond)); 1950: Sunset Boulevard (Original Screenplay (with Charles Brackett and D.M. Marshman, Jr.)); 1945: The Lost Weekend (Director, Adapted Screenplay (with Charles Brackett)); 1987: Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: So much was LOST!\\n\\nReview: This film is a cult classic and well deserving of that status. It's one of my favourite films and for YEARS we were promised the excised footage would be replaced and we could finally see this marvellous film in the form Billy Wilder meant it to be. Well, I am sure like all fans of the film, we waited with hope that NOW they would include all these scenes. And while the film transfer is great and I was sad to see there is NO footage to speak of to be added. There are snippets of film of other adventures, stills flashed over a poor soundtrack, but according to MGM there is no extra scenes, they have been lost.\\nWHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!\\nThe film is still a must for Billy Wilder, Robert Stephens, Chris Lee or Sherlock Holmes Fans. But just do not expect all the lost footage to be restored.\\nIt is a very very funny look at Holmes, a more human look perhaps. This is a mirthful look at the adventures of Sherlock Holmes, lovingly portrayed with a twinkle in his eye by the late great Sir Robert Stephens. The adventures are fun (the ones we see) but mainly centre around a woman's missing husband. Toss in several hundred canaries, the Loch Ness Monster, missing midgets - the Tumbling Pickaloes to be precise - the mysterious red runner, Queen Victoria, some Trappist monks, an ageing ballerina that does not 'look 39' - that is because she is 49!! -who wants Holmes to father her child and an amnesiac damsel in distress that temps Holmes, all done with the best British wit and droll sense of humour...and you have a mix that cannot miss.\\nIncisive writing and direction, this fill pay homage to Holmes and Watson, with tongue firmly planted in cheek...\\nEven so, the currently version is a true gem, and so overlooked,\\nall we have left of Billy Wilder genius vision.\",\n \"Product: The sudden discovery of a pyramid frozen under the ice of Antartica results in the dispatchment of a team of scientists and adventurers to investigate. Once they enter the underground pyramid, the team comes face to face with an ancient battle between two alien species - a battle that will come to a head on Earth.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: wrong title - Studio vs Director\\n\\nReview: Sorry, if you really are into the Alien and Predator movies, then I suggest you watch this on Cinemax (now running it and see if you want to buy it this version). With the protracted and harmful battle between the director and, once again 20th Century Outfoxed winning to make it good for the kiddies, adults lose out. So guess what will come down the road 6 months to a year from now? AVP-Director's Cut (THANKFULLY). I will wait to buy until then.\\n\\nMovie makers are going to have to learn that the under 16 crowd is the movie goers these days. Movie theatres are used as a \\\"babysitter\\\". But you CANNOT gear all movies to that audience and have to make choices that stop this dumbing-down of movies. Why there are so many box office failures of late.\\n\\nSo great premise, one we have waited for since Predator 2. Shame that had to short change us in order to make it for the children's bucks.\\n\\nWait for the Director's Cut Edition which will be coming shortly, I am sure.\",\n \"Product: This classic of British horror has been painstakingly restored by VCI (with the cooperation of the British Film Institute) and is now complete and uncut; including more than 2 minutes of additional footage, which had been cut from the U.S. version, titled HORROR HOTEL. This also marks the first time ever this uncut version has been seen on video with its original title. THE CITY OF THE DEAD is an extraordinarily good chiller scripted by George Baxt, which still has the power to frighten fans of the horror genre. A college student, Nan Barlow is researching the history of witchcraft. Taunted by her brother and fianc, who have voiced their concern over her silly notions, Nan arms herself with resolve and drives into the small New England village of Whitewood. She is glad that at least she was able to count on the support of her professor. A bit anxious but consumed with curiosity, she will soon embark herself on the journey of her life! Introducing: Venetia Stevenson.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Chris Lee Gem!\\n\\nReview: Christopher Lee has been an amazing actor, and in the twilight of this career at over 80 years old he is still doing fine work in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Star Wars II and III(coming). However, most of us grew to love his body of work back in the period of Hammer Studios heyday. Hammer, to lovers of horror, gave us some of the greatest film. Cheap on budget, high on quality, they gave you fun from vampires, to outer-space monster to witches. Directed by the marvelous John Llewellyn Moxey, Horror Hotel was it's alternative title.\\nChris Lee is Professor Alan Driscole, in Massachusetts in the US, and he is teaching a course on the witchcraft burnings of a near by town called Whitewater, similar to the Salem hysteria. A student, Nan Driscole, is looking to do more in-depth research, so Driscole suggests she travel to Whitewater and sends her to stay at an inn there on her winter vacation. Raven's Inn is run by Mrs. Neils, a friend of Driscole, and she welcomes Nan though says the hotel is closing. Nan learns a witch, Elizabeth Sewlyn. was burned on the spot where the inn stands. Newlis is a strange woman and it quickly becomes apparent there are dark doings at Raven's Inn. Nan is welcome for reasons Nan knows nothing about, and quickly finds herself marked for sacrifice.\\nWhen Nan fails to return, her brother travels to the strange village that seems trapped in time. It is dark, brooding and literally reeks atmosphere (as only good Black and White horror films can!). Nan is not to be found and Mrs. Newlis claims Nan left after only a few days stay. However, the woman who runs the bookstore believes something happened to Nan and helps him in trying to find out what.\\nA eerie Black and White film that is super for a late Saturday night horror fest! The Quality of the transfer is super crisp!\",\n \"Product: A terrifying secret darkens the halls of the Fengriffen estate, where beautiful young bride Catherine (Stephanie Beacham) finds her romantic wedding night turning to horror when she's ravaged by an eyeless ghost. Meanwhile, a disembodied hand lurks in the darkest corners of the house, unbeknownst to Catherine's aristocratic husband, Charles (Ian Ogilvy). As the newlyweds soon discover, the Fengriffen bloodline has been tainted by a vicious curse passed down from generation to generation, and only with the help of Dr. Pope (Peter Cushing) can the latest victims hope to conquer a supernatural evil which has been lying in wait for centuries. A stellar cast, breathtaking period settings and chilling special effect highlight this stylish gothic shocker. Bolt your doors, secure your windows and turn down the lights--it's time to scream!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Amicus' Beautiful film is a delight for the eyes!!\\n\\nReview: Beacham (Tam Lin) comes to Fengriffen to marry Ogilvy(The Sorcerers with Karloff, Witchfinder General with Price, Return of the Saint as Simon Templar) in Regency period England. Immediately, we are made aware of the menacing presence of Ogilvy's dead grandfather who died before Ogilvy was born. As she is starting at Henry's portrait on the wall, a hand push through it and tries to grab her. Beacham soon is aware that something is off at the ancestral home, when she is rape by an ghostly presence, a man with a stump instead of a hand, Ogilvy treats it as if she imagined it. No one will reveal the big secret of the Fengriffen curse - and anyone who tries is suddenly found dead. Is it the ghost of the man wronged by Ogilvy's grandfather or is it the son of that man, the woodsman living on the estate with the sole purpose of seeing the curse of Fengriffen fulfilled?\\nEnters the beloved veteran horror actor, Peter Cushing, as the doctor sent for to heal Beachman's troubled mind. But is it her mind or the ghost that troubles her? After she overhears Ogilvy telling Cushing of the curse, she tries to take matters in her own hands, only to discover there is no escaping.\\nAmicus, Hammer's chief rival on the 1970's horror market, delivers a tale of the Sins of the Father (in this case Grandfather) visited upon the generations following. Based on the book \\\"Fengriffen\\\" by David Case, Amicus presents us with a beautiful, almost poetically, filmed horror tale. Gorgeous eye to historical detail,rich in location work and meticulous period costuming, and well acted by the leads Ian Ogilvy and Stephanie Beacham, this is beautiful to enjoy - though some areas are often a little dark in the film ( aka English style of filming night scenes). Peter Cushing adds that refined elegance that he does in every performance, always the perfect gentleman ( an much beloved gentle actor).\\n(The one low point of the movie is the poorly done crawling hand - OH PLEASE, the movie could have well done without that!!!!). A stunning tale from beginning to end and a delight for Hammer, Amicus and Cushing fans. (Ignore the crawling hand!!!)\\nBeacham is gorgeous to watch, well matched with Ogivly, eyecandy for the Ladies.\\nOn The DVD versions, you get the added track with Ogily discussing the film in voice over. Very interesting in details.\\nAnother note: The House used as Fengriffin, it also the house used for the cult classy Rocky Horror Films.\\nI also have the twice on Video, the DVD is very superior in quality.\",\n \"Product: Academy Award(R)-winning stars Kevin Spacey (AMERICAN BEAUTY, Best Actor, 1998) and Judi Dench (SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, Best Supporting Actress, 1998) join talents with Julianne Moore (HANNIBAL) and Cate Blanchett (THE LORD OF THE RINGS) in this deeply moving motion picture from the director of CHOCOLAT and THE CIDER HOUSE RULES. After tragedy strikes, Quoyle (Spacey) moves with his daughter from upstate New York to his ancestral home in a small Newfoundland fishing village. With a job at the local newspaper and developing romance with a woman (Moore) who lives with her own demons, Quoyle is transformed by this place of magic, beauty, and hardship. In a compelling story based on the Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, Quoyle's past melds with his present in an inspirational journey of self-discovery and second chances.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Beautiful, Gentle GEM!!\\n\\nReview: Kevin Spacey first snapped my attention as Mel Proffit on the CBS telly series WISEGUY. He played a drug dealing, jet-setting, psycho that went around killing people, freaking out and saying things like \\\"only the toes knows...\\\". Well, if the toes knew, they must have know what a big star Spacey would be in just a few years. He choses films that stretch his untouchable range in the Usual Suspects, the serial killer in 7, the gentle soul claiming to be an alien in the wonderfully moving K-Pax to this gem of a film The Shipping News. This was a gentle, loving, heart-lifting book, so I feared when it came to the screen, all the quirkiness that made it so special might be lost. Instead, it is beautiful realised under Spacey brilliant performance, backed by the ever eternal and radiant Juliana Moore and the utterly marvellous Judy Dench and the solid Pete Postlethwaite, and another super tour de force for the ever solid Scott Glen.\\nThis is a story that touches your heart, the way so many of Hollywood films fail to do, and leave you smiling at the end, and maybe even leaves you missing these near friends you have come to love. It is good to see films like that do so well, just a shame there is not more.\\nIt is brilliantly written, with all the quirkiness you find in a small knit community, the isolation tend to make the locals revel in their bizarre personalities and even sort of wear them like a badge. I have seen this same 'wee tight isle' in Scotland and in Ireland and small towns in the US. Everyone knows everyone - knows the history as far back as it goes. The past is not so distant, where people with the sight is just an everyday occurrence.\\nKevin Spacey plays a gentle soul, driven by an overbearing, likely abusive father to believing he was nothing. He felt the world pasted him by until Petal jumped into his car. Petal is typical Hussy type, a lass out for fun and little else. For the first time, Kevin's character feels that he no invisible. Petal gets pregnant, have a baby girl, Bunny, and then precedes to live life just as she always had, with good time guys and honky-tonks. She checks in long enough to upset Spacey, and pat the kid on the head. When the child is about 8, she slips away with child in tow, running away with the latest boyfriend. If that is not upsetting enough, Spacey's father and mother decided life is the pits and check out.\\nIn the midst of finding out Petal died in a car crash with her boyfriend, but sold Bunny to a black-market child adoption ring for six thousand dollars, Spacey's long lost aunt,(Dench) turns up to steal her brothers ashes. (Won't reveal what she does with them!! She encourages Spacey to take his daughter and move back to New Foundland to where his family comes from. Once there his daughter shows tendencies of 'the sight' but it is taken in stride.\\nScott Glen owns the local paper and hired Spacey to write the shipping news. He fears failure in this, since Petal just reinforced his worthlessness instilled by his father. However, instead, he comes into his own. He also begins a tentative romance with Moore, with his daughter taking to her son, who suffered brain damage during birth.\\nSpacey faces his demons and learns to heal, as Dench confronts her own secrets and shames, and loves to move on.\\nThe scenery is gorgeous, raining and foggy ( sorry I am a Scot and love a bit of the wet and fog makes me want to walk in it forever. This captures the moodiness, though the snow in May does make one shudder!)\\nThis is just one beautiful movie. You cannot say anything higher.\",\n \"Product: John Wayne, Maureen O'Hara, Victor McLaglen. An American prizefighter moves to Ireland to become a peaceful man-only to face constant turmoil. 1952/color/153 min/NR/fullscreen.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Grand movie it is!!\\n\\nReview: When one thinks of John Wayne they usually imagine Calvary, Indians and the Old West. But John, on occasion, did venture into other areas. In this instance, Ireland, and produced one of his most beloved films. It teams him with long time friends, Maureen O'Hara, Ward Bond, Victor McLaglen, Arthur Shields and Barry Fitzgerald (Shields & Fitzgerald were real life brothers), in a project that was near and dear to John Ford. If you think the old town patriarch resembles Ford, it's with reason - it was his father. Stocked with wonderful Irish character actors like David Farrar and Sean McClory, the ever delightful Jack MacGowan, Ken Curtis (Festus of TV's Gunsmoke as Dermot Fahy uncredited and singing! Former Sons of the Pioneers!!), Mildred Natwick as the Widow Tillane, along with Wayne's kids at the horse race scene.\\nWayne is Sean Thornton, a quite peace loving man come home to Ireland. There is much speculation about the Yanks and why he has returned to the wee humble Irish village where his family was from. He was a fighter in the States named Trooper Thornton, but accidentally killed a man in the ring. Haunted by this he wants to go 'home' to his mother's Ireland and find peace. But his factious neighbours do not understand his reluctance to take on the town Bully Red Will Danaher in order to win the love of his wife O'Hara.\\nOften this movie is criticised as being the \\\"Brigadoon\\\" of Ireland, and that is so, but it's the Ireland of our hearts and imagination and obvious of Ford's heart and imagination. The dialogue is Witty, full of Irish quirkiness. Beautiful location work and the dynamite teaming of O'Hara and Wayne. With marvelous songs like Turalye Anne, Galway Bay, Isle of Innisfree and The Humour is On Me Now and more ( There is a soundtrack available on CD this movie as well).\\nFor many years the version on VHS was a pale washed out copy, but this version gives you the 40 shades of green of Eire and the brilliant red hair of O'Hara, they way it should be. The DVD is so sharp, it's truly like seeing it for the first time.\\nAt this steal of a price, every DVD should have a copy.\\n'Tis Grand, Aye, Grand indeed!\",\n \"Product: Historical drama exposing the famous love triangle in King Arthur's Court.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: feast for the eyes, but little else\\n\\nReview: With the cast this movie had, I would have expected a bit more life. First bit of trouble is Robert Taylor. Why the man rose to the star he did is amazing because he had all the range from A-B. His performance is very monotone, but oddly enough everyone seems to try for that flat, non emotional level. Maybe they think Brits talk like that???\\nThe costumes are gorgeous, as is the radiant Ava. But there is no fire in the leads and all seem to barely know their lines continually uttered with one tone indifference, let alone FEELING the part. The passion is missing in the Lancelot-Guinevere-Arthur triangle, because of lack luster performances by all three, most especially Taylor. He is a dead dull which really sinks the movie. The only one really showing any spark of true swashbuckle was the late Sir Stanley Baker (Zulu) as Mordred (all connections to being Arthur's son sanitised from the script!!!).\\nIf you just want a pleasingly dated look at a richly coloured costumer in MGM wide screen, this is nice watch. Great for Stanley Baker Fans or Ava Gardner addicts. However, if you are true fan of the round table or good acting take a miss, for by the end you will be yawning......\",\n \"Product: Directed by Academy Award winner William Friedkin, THE HUNTED follows FBI agent Abby Durrell (Nielson) and her new recruit, L.T. Bonham (Jones) - a specialist in deep-woods tracking, as they team up to track and hunt down trained assassin, Aaron Hallam (Del Toro), who made a sport out of fatally shooting deer hunters in the forests outside Portland, Oregon. Using his well-honed nature skills to locate Hallam, Bonham soon finds himself and his partner lured into a gut-wrenching game of cat and mouse. With ruthless precision and murderous skill, Hallam remains one step ahead of his pursuers as Bonham and Durrell try to outwit him in the natural and urban wildernesses before Hallem turns them into his next victims.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Great TLJ performance, so so movie\\n\\nReview: Tommy Lee Jones can make any movie worth watching, even limp ones and this ones is so lame. Actually a waste of his powerhouse talents. Tommy Lee Jones is a trainer of assassins, and he trains Benicio Del Toro (The Usual Suspects) into the perfect killing machine. We have given reasons (VAGUE REASONS) why suddenly Del Toro cannot stomach being a killing machine any longer, so what does he do...goes rogue and kills. There is only one person who can catch him, Tommy Lee Jones, who is ageing.\\nSo starts a nice cat and mouse game - but who is the cat and mouse. Nice watch, but will soon fade. Doubt most people would want repeat views of this movie, is do, suggest getting a used copy. Tommy Lee is worth that. His performance is marvellous, just the rest of the film does not match his level.\",\n \"Product: Sean Connery as a Scandinavian security chief who must find and rescue a British ambassador smuggled into his country. Ian mcshane is the bad guy.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: gritty cat and mouse game with terrorists\\n\\nReview: This movie also goes by the title of Ransom in Britain. It is a tense drama with Ian McShane and Sean Connery (need I say more!!???). Connery is the head of a security force sent in to negotiate with terrorist holding an ambassador and his servants. The terrorist demand transport to the airport, where they learn an aeroplane has been hijacked and is awaiting the arrival of the terrorists and their hostages. Connery is determined to stop them at all costs. It is a taught game of move-counter move, with nearly everyone involved running their own game within a game, and Connery can trust no one. McShane is very believable at the head of the hijacking team, that has more than one mask he is wearing.\",\n \"Product: After one year too many on the road with a ramshackle jazz band, Lem Siddons (Fred MacMurray) decides to put down roots. He marries sweetheart Vida Downey (Vera Miles) and embarks on a lifelong roller-coaster ride as a scoutmaster to a steady stream of high-spirited youngsters. Set against lovingly recreated scenes of 1930s America, this family classic shines with all the warmth and humor of Disney entertainment at its nostalgic best.|The movie marks Kurt Russell's Disney film debut, as Whitey.|Variety wrote, \\\"The production catches the spirit of rural America in the '30s with moving charm, blending comedy, drama, and romance in a buildup toward an emotionally charged climax.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: very wonderful family film\\n\\nReview: Likely a lot of kids will not relate to this film, because this sort of family film is rarely made these days. Fred MacMurry (My Three Sons) decides three sons is not enough and takes on a whole troop of them - other peoples as he becomes a reluctant scoutmaster. Slowly he throws himself into the idea. As I say, kids my not warm to this Baden-Powell wholesomeness, but who knows, they might surprise you. A very young Kurt Russell plays tough boy that MacMurry wins over.\\nInteresting point: at the end when you see his \\\"boys\\\" all grown up, take note of William Reynolds as Hoodoo Henderson as a Man (FBI, The Thing That Couldn't Die). He played MacMurray's son in There's Always Tomorrow (1956).\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: excellent vamp vs horror film\\n\\nReview: Blade was interesting, but to me it failed emotionally. You just do not connect with the film on the personal level. The effects were super, but that was the main impact...\\\"wow what amazing effects\\\". You feel like breaking out in a chorus of Peggy Lee's Is That All There Is. Special effects alone cannot make a movie great.\\n\\nUnderworld makes that jump, great FX work, but also gives you characters you really care about, ones that you really love to hate. A strong plot line designed to hook you and keep you, just does that. With the emotional involvement, there is a greater impact, a movie that will demand repeat viewing. Instant Cult Status.\\n\\nThe movie grabs you from the opening and never lets up with the pace. Firm direction and with a driving score, the movie reaches for perfection. You have a 1000-year-old war between Lycons and Vampires, and it's all coming to a head. It's a well thought out and executed premise and Kate Beckinsale shines! She is an amazing talent. I first adored her work in Cold Comfort Farm as Robert Post's child Flora. When you compare that gentle, deft bit of humour with this kick a*** vampire hunter, it proves what an overlooked talent she is. With Van Helsing out now (and I am sure this movie led to her landing the role), she is finally getting a spotlight she so well deserves.\\n\\nA gloomy, atmospheric ambiance to the whole movie is maintained all the way through, adding a strong foundation for the otherworld premise. I am sure some will nitpick things, as all vampire film faces, but kudos for the vibrant energy and sheer edgy feel to the film.\\n\\nIt leaves you hanging, clearly open for a sequel...one can but hope it maintains this high quality.\\n\\nKate rocks...you don't need to know anymore! It has about 13 minutes of footage not in the original. A great battle scene and some backstory on Michael. Rounds out the film nicely without dragging it down. A great pounding soundtrack, too!\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kate rocks!! Say no more, say no more...\\n\\nReview: Blade was interesting, but to me it failed emotionally. You just do not connect with the film on the personal level. The effects were super, but that was the main impact...\\\"wow what amazing effects\\\". You feel like breaking out in a chorus of Peggy Lee's Is That All There Is. Special effects alone cannot make a movie great.\\nUnderworld makes that jump, great FX work, but also gives you characters you really care about, ones that you really love to hate. A strong plot line designed to hook you and keep you, just does that. With the emotional involvement, there is a greater impact, a movie that will demand repeat viewing. Instant Cult Status.\\nThe movie grabs you from the opening and never lets up with the pace. Firm direction and with a driving score, the movie reaches for perfection. You have a 1000-year-old war between Lycons and Vampires, and it's all coming to a head. It's a well thought out and executed premise and Kate Beckinsale shines! She is an amazing talent. I first adored her work in Cold Comfort Farm as Robert Post's child Flora. When you compare that gentle, deft bit of humor with this kick a*** vampire hunter, it proves what an overlooked talent she is. With Van Helsing out now (and I am sure this movie led to her landing the role), she is finally getting a spotlight she so well deserves.\\nA gloomy, atmospheric ambiance to the whole movie is maintained all the way through, adding a strong foundation for the otherworld premise. I am sure some will nitpick things, as all vampire film faces, but kudos for the vibrant energy and sheer edgy feel to the film.\\nIt leaves you hanging, clearly open for a sequel...one can but hope it maintains this high quality.\\nKate rocks...you don't need to know anymore!\",\n \"Product: Presented here for the first time ever in its full-length uncut version, this is one of the great films of Italian Gothic horror. In the style of the late Mario Bava, this unforgettable classic contains scenes that rank among the very best the genre has to offer. In sparkling Technicolor (struck from a negative untouched for nearly 40 years), the film emerges as a truly stunning piece of cinematic mastery as well as a nightmare-inducing vision of hell. A young artist is hired to do a study of a famous local landmark, a windmill that contains stone statues of notorious female monsters of the past. One day he meets a mysterious, dangerously beautiful woman at the mill. Before long, he is drawn into her clutches. Just what is the terrible secret that keeps her hiding from the world? English & French with English subtitles\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: evocative Euro horror film\\n\\nReview: The movie trailer tag-line for this film was \\\"Why do warm-blooded beauties suddenly turn to stone?\\\" Well, you can generally bet there is an evil scientist behind these to dos! This creepy Gothic tale is directed by Italian director Giorgio Ferroni, is also known by a passel of other names - Drops of Blood, Horrible Mill Women, Horror of the Stone Women, Le Moulin des Supplices, and has that spooky feel of the Mario Bava era. Hans von Arnam (Pierre Brice) arrives in the small town outside of Amsterdam, to research and write a story about a reclusive sculptor, one Prof. Gregorius Wahl (Robert Boehme). Wahl lives on an island in an old mill, the locals, in typical hushed tones, call the Mill of the Stone Women. Hans meets the professor's gorgeous daughter, Elfi Wahl (Scilla Gabel) and quickly falls in love with her (big surprise, yeah!). As Hans grows to know Wahl and his daughter, he learns the surreptitious Dr. Loren Bolem (Wolfgang Preiss) and Wahl are conduction some sort of experiments. As they putter in the lab, local women continue to disappear. The setting is very evocative of the black and white work done by Bava, and since I had seen this film only in B&W release, I was shocked to find it was actually in colour!\\n\\nAs Hans becomes aware of the secret behind the Professors \\\"lifelike\\\" statues, tensions mount. Like Vincent Price's The Tingler, it features an \\\"acid trip\\\", which is quite dated and comes off more humorous than scary.\\n\\nIt's a tad slow in places, and by today's horror standards very trite, but the fog-shrouded landscapes and sinister mill make this one enjoyable trip for connoisseurs of old horror films.\",\n \"Product: Mystic River tells the story of three men whose dark, interwoven history forces them to come to terms with a brutal murder on the mean streets of Boston. When one of their daughters is brutally killed, one of the men suffers, while another investigates the case that seems to pointing to their third friend. All three men must confront their personal demons and a tragic childhood experience to make sense of their present pain and suffering.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Eastwood must have lost his marbles\\n\\nReview: I cannot go into how many ways this films bothers me or I would be playing spoiler. Oh, how I wished I had read the spoilers first!\\nIt was tightly directed, though with a style and feel that echoed a much better film, A Perfect World. But unlike A Perfect World, where the were good guys, bad buys and bad guys who had good in them, this film has no one that is likeable, no one you can respect. Worse, it has no remorse, and that is SO sad, no redemption.\\nBacon, Penn, and Robinson put in strong performances in their going nowhere roles. I admired Eastwood's flair in A Perfect World, an emotional film that touched you on all levels. Only this movie...well, you want to wash after watching it. You cannot empathize with Penn's character, even though the murder of his 19-year-old daughter is the focal point of the film. Sorry, to point all the problems of this film one would have to go into spoilers left and right (I wish someone had told me the spoilers before!). There are devises that have no place in the film, that do nothing to further the storyline, just Eastwood's sense of quirky? Quirky worked in A Perfect World, quirky worked in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Quirky in this films was an insult to the intelligence of the viewer. I have loved Eastwood since his Rowdy Yates days, and marveled all the films he has starred in or directed ever since. But this one just is so pointless. This movie has a lack of honor, of true caring, of heart and it just hurts to see such talent put to such a useless waste of 2 hours.\\nMy best advice - Rent this film before you buy or - be sure to read all the BAD reviews before making up your mind. Most people will not enjoy the senseless violence and to no end. Most people will not like the total remorse in nearly all the characters.\",\n \"Product: Legendary monster hunter Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) is summoned to mysterious Transylvania on a mission that will thrust him into a sweeping battle against the forces of darkness! With non-stop action and electrifying special effects, Van Helsing is an adrenaline-powered motion picture event Roger Ebert calls \\\"Spectacular!\\\"\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: everything but the bloody kitchen sink\\n\\nReview: Wow...I'm exhausted! Hugh Jackman is wonderful; you cannot fault him, though you do chuckle - again, he is a man with power who cannot recall his past. And Kate Beckinsale is really showing her stuff. When you look at Cold Comfort Farm, Underworld and now Van Helsing, it shows there is little this lass cannot do and do well. The action is non-stop - literally. It must have more near escapes than any ten - make that twenty - movies put together. The sets are moody and properly monster movie Gothic. And you get Vlad Dracul, his brides and a horde of baby vampires - the children of the night - that Drac is trying to bring to life.\\n\\nBut that is only the start. There is Dr. Jekyll and Robbie Coltraine as Mr. Hyde - as an appetizer. You mustn't forget a werewolf or two and Frankenstein's monster. Oops, almost forgot Igor! By this time, you are ready for Bobby \\\"Boris\\\" Pickett to break into The Monster Mash! The same bunch that did such a bang on job with The Mummy, which I thoroughly enjoyed, does this. Only someone needs to tell Stephan Sommers often less is more and more is just too much. This movie is a perfect example of so much going for it - too much going for it - that it overwhelms you.\\n\\nVan Helsing (Jackman) is an immortal who has memories at being at Masada. The Church sends him out to hunt down evil and smote it by any means needed. After taking down and dispatching Jekyll/Hyde, they send him to Transylvania to handle Drac the naughty vamp. Seems Dracula and his three brides are making a nuisance of themselves at a local village, and only thing keeping them and the werewolves in line as the ancient family Valerious, but they are now down to a brother and sister. Anna Valerious watched as her brother battles a werewolf. The brother saves her, but goes over the cliffs, later to become a werewolf. Van Helsing and Carl, his religious sidekick, arrives on the scene, but the villagers are not so happy to see them. Seems the vamps only want one or two villagers a month, not too bad, they think. Carl please note is David Wenham (Faramir from Lord of the Rings!), in case he seems familiar.\\n\\nVan Helsing, Anna and Carl join forces and the villagers attitude soon changes as they learn the Dracula is trying to bring his thousands of bat babies to life. The key is Frankenstein's monster, very sympathetically portrayed Shuler Hensley. It comes down to a battle of the titans between Dracula and Van Helsing, (they second time they have gone down this road) and this time the town ain't big for two these two; one has to bite the dust or each other!\\n\\nThe is no pace to this movie, it's totally pedal to the metal the whole way, where The Mummy movies see slow in comparison! Shame. This could have been one really great movie. The cast was right. Great special effects, it was just you feel like you have been beat over the head with every cinema monster ever to lumber through Universal's backlot.\\n\\nObviously, this is left open for a sequel. And despite this disappointment, I will be eagerly watching. Maybe if they look at this one and see what they did wrong, second time around they might get it right. Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi this ain't; it's not even the classy stylized battle of Lee and Cushing. But they I didn't want it to be. I just wanted a few moments to catch my breath. The ending is very beautiful filmed and the emotions reach you, almost poetically. Shame more of that could not have be sprinkled into this rest of the script.\",\n \"Product: M. Night Shyamalan (SIGNS, UNBREAKABLE, THE SIXTH SENSE), the director who brought you the world's greatest thrillers on DVD, now creates his most thought-provoking triumph yet ... breaking international records and dazzling audiences around the globe! THE VILLAGE is a smart, edge-of-your-seat chiller crawling with terrifying surprises and frightening twists and turns. An isolated, tight-knit community lives in mortal fear of an oppressive evil inhabiting the forbidden forest just beyond their tiny village. So frightening that no one ventures into the woods ... until one villager dares to face the unknown. With unforgettable performances from Joaquin Phoenix, Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Adrien Brody, and newcomer Bryce Dallas Howard, this powerful motion picture is one of Hollywood's best psychological thrillers and ranks with the best of Hitchcock!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: sigh.....someday he will hit!\\n\\nReview: It's a Hitchcock craft lensing, very slow on details, reveling in the blocking for imagery, and the beauty of a simpler times, a style of life gone by. Sheer poetry to watch. However, like all M. Night's works you get so much build up, then a flat ending. I always feel like breaking into a rendition of Peggy Lee's \\\"Is that all there is?\\\" after watching his works. There is no surprise. You see this one coming the whole way.\\n\\nI enjoy this moving, the imagery is stunning, rarely achieved in any film coming out of Hollywood. M. Night is a virtuoso as a cinematographer. And he teases, lures and torments you into expecting so much, thinking this is great.\\n\\nThen whatzzadat? The ending is flat, leaving you disappointed. Maybe he needs to pay someone to write his endings, give him one that matches the body of the work.\\n\\nFour stars for the sheer beauty and the heart of a storyteller. One star for another weak M. Night ending. Very worth repeat watching, but expect to feel let down each time. An exercise of near perfection, of what might have been, that just didn't deliver in the end.\",\n \"Product: THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT: Original Theatrical Trailer THE PEOPLE THAT TIME FORGOT:\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Silly Dinos but still fun\\n\\nReview: This is a great double-feature Drive-In fair. The monsters are hokey, but this is still great family type fun. They were done on a shoestring so what do you expect? Based on Edgar Rice Burroughs novel The Land People Forgot has sort of a Lost World premise. Americans and Brits are travelling to South America when they are torpedoed by a German U-Boat. Later the survivors manage to catch up and overtake the submarine. They end up finding a lost continent, before you can say \\\"Is Barney Purple\\\" there are monsters trying to make lunch out of our explorers. Instead, they make Barney Burgers. Then they find T-Tex, cavemen and all sorts of adventures. However, Doug McClure (Travis of The Virginian) and Susan Penhaligon are left behind in the final brouhaha, which leaves the opening for the second movie. The People Time Forgot.\\n\\nPatrick Wayne and Sarah Douglas star in the second film. It has the feel of the second Planet of the Apes where they come to find what happened to Chuck-baby. This time Wayne and Douglas are flying into the island to see if they can find McClure and Penhaligon. There is more monster chompings, a sexy gal in a One Million Years B.C. costume that says she knows McClure and can lead them to him. It's a race of time to keep away from the bad guys and find McClure before the whole bloody isle goes BOOM!\\n\\nSo pop the popcorn, turn out the lights and pretend you are at a Drive-In. They play better!\",\n \"Product: Hammer Films, one of the most celebrated horror studios in the history of cinema, presents 8 classic horror films in one collection. From Dracula to Frankenstein, werewolves to phantoms, the Hammer Horror Series showcases some of the most terrifying monsters in the history of cinema and features legendary performances by Peter Cushing, Oliver Reed and Janette Scott.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hammer Heaven for this lass!\\n\\nReview: Oh, my, this lass is in Hammer Horror Heaven!!!!!! Films I have wanted on VHS and then DVD FINALLY coming out. I am a dyed in the wool horror fan, and especially a Hammer fan. To me they spoke to the fast, sexy, stylish horror film that rose in the late 50s and carried Hammer through for nearly 4 decades. Gone were the stuffy Universal monster flicks in black and white - Hammer worked with lush colour. Gone were the cheakly made (thought enjoyable William Castle and Roger Corman quickies). Hammer did a lot of location work, and even the sets they created were rich in details and so beautiful with full colour. This contains some of their best works, some well-known and heralded by critics such as \\\"Brides of Dracula\\\", others are lesser known yet - to me are ones that I wanted to my collection. Some now unseen for decades! Most of these were never released in US on VHS or DVD. So pop the popcorn and have a Hammer night of horror!\\n\\n\\\"Brides of Dracula\\\" has a misleading title. Clearly they made a mistake turning Chris Lee to dust. Dracula (Lee) isn't in this film at all. The head vampire is David Peal and he isn't even connected to Drac. Van Helsing (the great Peter Cushing) helps a young woman whose carriage broke down. She was taken to a castle by a mysterious Baroness. Once there, she discovers the Baroness keeps her mad son chained within quarters in the castle. He sees her, calls her to come. She finds the sexy son not mad at all, so she releases him. Later young girls begin to have fang marks. Cushing helped the young woman to her new post as teacher after the Baroness is found dead. Sonny boy comes to call on the teacher, and naturally, Cushing must rush to the rescue. One of Hammer's Best.\\n\\n\\\"Curse of the Werewolf\\\" is an understated, moody tale with Oliver Reed in the title role. A man is tossed into the dungeon. Later mad, when a young servant girl is tossed to him as sport, he rapes her. Leon (Reed) is the result of that. As he grows, he learns he is cursed. Darkly handsome Reed (nephew of Carol Reed) was perfect for the roll.\\n\\nCushing and Lee team against in \\\"The Evil of Frankenstein\\\". A big flack ensured from Universal. That had Boris Karloff's original monster makeup copyrighted, so Hammer had to \\\"rethink\\\" Lee's monster. He brings a poignancy to the role that makes it his own. With Hazel Court.\\n\\n\\\"Paranoic\\\" with Oliver Reed again. Sharp script by Jimmy Sangster is obviously a knock off version of Psycho, but has plenty of twist to keep you guess. Also smartly direction by Freddie Francis. Reed is coming into his own here.\\n\\nYes, yet another \\\"Phantom of the Opera\\\" What is it 12 versions now? Terrance Fisher's remake has Herbert Lom as the scarred phantom. Very underrated or little scene film that requires some\\nattention.\\n\\n\\\"Kiss of the Vampire\\\" is another vampire flick, no Cushing or Lee to make it a super classic, but still a worthy Hammer effort. A man and wife wander into the wrong area again and the head vampire decides he wants the wife for his vampire cult.\\n\\n \\\"Captain Clegg\\\" was originally called \\\"Night Creatures\\\" and a couple other names. This is a remake of Dr. Syn (recall the Disney film with Patrick McGoohan \\\"The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh? Same story!) Peter Cushing is the kindly reverend who is really the head of a smuggling ring trying to outwit the King's men. Oliver Reed is his sidekick. A super film I have long wanted and kept hoping Hammer would put it out.\\n\\nWorth EVERY penny.\\n\\nFilm quality is sharp and in letter box. Love it!\",\n \"Product: Literary classics become screen horror classics when given the Lewton touch. Take the gothic romance of Jane Eyre reset it in the West Indies add the direction of Jacques Tourneur (Cat People) and the overriding terror of the living dead and you have I Walked with a Zombie. Frances Dee plays the nurse who witnesses the strange power of voodoo. Boris Karloff plays the title role in the Lewton adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson's The Body Snatcher directed with subtle calculation by versatile Robert Wise. A doctor (Henry Daniell) needs cadavers for medical studies and Karloff is willing to provide them one way or another. Don't miss his scene with fellow horror icon Bela Lugosi.Running Time: 147 min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR UPC: 053939724325\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: super spooky films - pure classics\\n\\nReview: These are two of Lewton's Classic films, though a wee bit mismatched.\\n\\n\\\"I Walked with a Zombie\\\" must win the award for the most ridiculous title for a super movie. During a period when screenwriters were on strike they had to keep making movies, so they turned to the classics. In this one they took Jane Eyre and moved it to the tropics and added a sprinkle of Voodoo and came out with a very atmospheric film. Any young film director looking to learn the technique of evocative atmosphere needs to start here. This movie oozes a melancholy ambiance that is more sinister than horror. One my my favourite all time films.\\n\\nThe second, they dusted off and trotted out was a Robert Lewis Stephenson tale about evil-doings in the period of body snatching. A very understated yet menacing Karloff is the sinister body snatcher willing to provide a young doctor the much needed corpses he needs for his medical experiments - even if they are still alive and protesting. It's a very understate film, no sensational acting. Costuming for the period Scotland it's wonderful. Excellent direction from the master Robert Wise.\\n\\nThere are theatrical trailers, it has subtitles in England, French and Spanish (but on the feature films only). Also included are commentary by Film Historians Kim Newman and Steve Jones for Zombie and Steve Haberman for Body Snatcher.\\n\\nThese are two of the very best Lewton films. Not to be missed for the power of each does not lessen with time.\",\n \"Product: RACHEL CARSON IS A SUCCESSFUL MYSTERY WRITER WHOSE LIFE IS SHATTERED FOLLOWING THE ACCIDENTAL DROWNING OF HER 5 YEAR OLD SON. TO GET SOME REST, SHE GOES TO A SECLUDED COTTAGE. BUT INSTEAD OF A PEACEFUL RETREAT, RACHEL FINDS HERSELF CAUGHT UP IN A SUPERNATURAL MURDER THAT THREATENS HER SANITY & HER LIFE.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: overall enjoyable turn of the screw - gaslight thriller\\n\\nReview: Looking for a good old fashioned mystery, a true turn of the screw - gaslight story with jealousy, envy, ghosts, second-sight, double-dealings, triple-dealings, adultery ...and more?\\n\\nI am not a huge fan of Demi Moore, so I almost passed on this one, but she gives a moving performance as a brilliant mystery author whose life is about to crash around her. Though success in publishing sees her rich and with accolades most authors can only dream of, she is saddled with a distant, unimaginative writer husband, who collects rejection slips and secretly seethes over his wife's meteoric achievements. The simple accident of not locking a gate results in the death of her small son. Faced with that crippling devastation, she retreats alone to an isolated Scottish isle, where she hopes to recover from her grief, and finish her four-million-dollar advance novel.\\n\\nOnce there, she begins to see the ghost of her son. Is her mind cracking under the grief, the guilt? Or could it be as the local medium reveals that the ghost-child is trying to warn her of a great danger near her? When she meets the charming lighthouse keeper, Angus, life starts to come around. No sooner than she feels hope that life is worth living again, things begin to quickly unravel. The villagers swear Angus died seven years ago after murdering his wife and her lover, and then jumped from the lighthouse himself. Demi doesn't believe them, doesn't want to accept her mind could be creating these sightings. But what other explanation is there? In the Henry James style of are the ghosts real or in her mind, the viewer follows Demi through the spiraling battle to figure out what is real and what is not. It's a deft race to unravel the riddle before it's too late.\\n\\nIt bit transparent in a couple places and a minor plot hole here or there are easily overlooked in this good popcorn thriller.\",\n \"Product: The tale of Gil Favor, the trail boss, as he drives cattle across the old west. Along the way they meet up with adventure and drama.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Head 'em up, Move 'em out!\\n\\nReview: Ah, teeny lass time! When I came to visit my cousins they were always on about Mr. Favor. They would drag out the cap-pistols and stick horses and play Rawhide. No one wanted be Rowdy Yates. They always forced my younger brother David to play Rowdy and he'd cry. Everyone wanted to be Mr. Favor. Handsome, sexy voiced Eric Fleming was a star on the rise. We saw him in various Sci-Fi flicks in the 50s like that horrid thing with Zaa-Zaa as Queen of Outer Space, and some nifty who dun its, but it was as Ms. Favor he was rising to the top. Hard to recall gravelly-voiced Eastwood was considered a wimp!\\n\\nFavor was filming a flick in the Amazon during summer break and drowned. Hollywood lost a rising star and Rawhide lost Mr. Favor, dooming the series. It lumbered on with Rowdy taking over as trail boss for a time, only the series lack the force without the dominating presence of Fleming. It would be curious if we could turn back time and alter events--one wonders if Eastwood would have finally come out of Fleming's shadow and become the superstar he did had Fleming not died.\\n\\nThe series ran for 8 years, and holds up well. There were so many westerns during this period, and when you go back to view them, they are sadly quite dated. NOT Rawhide. The strength of the acting, the vision of the producers and directors, kept Rawhide popular back then, but also gives you stories which stands the test of time. Rawhide dates like a fine wine.\\n\\nYou also have the treat of see fading stars and up and coming stars in the stories.\\n\\nIt just doesn't get any better than this.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: WOW!!! Universal and Hammer was never like this!!\\n\\nReview: Brandan Fraser delivers a super performance a la Indiana Jones, in this remake of the Mummy. Instead of the lumbering mummy of the old Universal films and, later in the remakes with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee for Hammer, this mummy is really something to fear. I always thought why would anyone fear the mummy in the old films, he plods along so even a granny with a walker could outrun him!!! As the mummy gains power, it is a very vital being with amazing powers. The pace starts out fast, and keeps up the roller coaster ride, with AMAZING special effects. Brilliant comedic support from John Hallam, ads to the mix of adventure, romance and mild-blowing effects. An Absolute must!!!\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: WOW!!! Universal and Hammer was never like this!!\\n\\nReview: Brandan Fraser delivers a super performance a la Indiana Jones, in this remake of the Mummy. Instead of the lumbering mummy of the old Universal films and, later in the remakes with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee for Hammer, this mummy is really something to fear. I always thought why would anyone fear the mummy in the old films, he plods along so even a granny with a walker could outrun him!!! As the mummy gains power, it is a very vital being with amazing powers. The pace starts out fast, and keeps up the roller coaster ride, with AMAZING special effects. Brilliant comedic support from John Hallam, ads to the mix of adventure, romance and mild-blowing effects. An Absolute must!!!\",\n \"Product: NOTICE: Polish Release, cover may contain Polish text/markings. The disk has English audio and subtitles. In the Far East, Alex O'Connell, the son of famed mummy fighters Rick and Evy O'Connell, unearths the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin -- a sha...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: WOW!!! Universal and Hammer was never like this!!\\n\\nReview: Brandan Fraser delivers a super performance a la Indiana Jones, in this remake of the Mummy. Instead of the lumbering mummy of the old Universal films and, later in the remakes with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee for Hammer, this mummy is really something to fear. I always thought why would anyone fear the mummy in the old films, he plods along so even a granny with a walker could outrun him!!! As the mummy gains power, it is a very vital being with amazing powers. The pace starts out fast, and keeps up the roller coaster ride, with AMAZING special effects. Brilliant comedic support from John Hallam, ads to the mix of adventure, romance and mild-blowing effects. An Absolute must!!!\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: short but sweet review...so you can read the others!\\n\\nReview: It never fails to amaze me how well Fellowship, Two Towers and Return of the King fit together, yet each has their own pace, style and flavor.\\nThe movie is AMAZING. 100s of reviews atest to that. So the question - are you rabid enough you cannot wait until the extended version? Okay, I am, so I preordered this. I will buy the extended version too, because as long as this movie is it does not begin to handle everything. If you would never watch the expected 5 hour version, go for this copy. Regular screen you LOSE TOO MUCH of the movie lopped off the sides.\\nAll those of you who get this and intend to get the extended version as I shall - there is coupon to get bucks back so don't lose that.\\nSimply amazing to put all three movies on and let them runs one right after another.\\nBrilliance, magic, a century from now the power will still be there! This is the Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz and Star Wars of our era. Long may it reign!\",\n \"Product: Lord of the Rings Return of the King DVD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: short but sweet review...so you can read the others!\\n\\nReview: It never fails to amaze me how well Fellowship, Two Towers and Return of the King fit together, yet each has their own pace, style and flavor.\\nThe movie is AMAZING. 100s of reviews atest to that. So the question - are you rabid enough you cannot wait until the extended version? Okay, I am, so I preordered this. I will buy the extended version too, because as long as this movie is it does not begin to handle everything. If you would never watch the expected 5 hour version, go for this copy. Regular screen you LOSE TOO MUCH of the movie lopped off the sides.\\nAll those of you who get this and intend to get the extended version as I shall - there is coupon to get bucks back so don't lose that.\\nSimply amazing to put all three movies on and let them runs one right after another.\\nBrilliance, magic, a century from now the power will still be there! This is the Gone With the Wind, Wizard of Oz and Star Wars of our era. Long may it reign!\",\n \"Product: vhs tape\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Attack of the Killer B Movie!!\\n\\nReview: Okay, I agree some of the monsters in this movie are rather weak, but all in all, because of the likable cast, this is a perfect Drive-in Black and White film. I am sure kids of today raised with all colour films and with the high quality computer generated effects, will sniff their noses at this film, but to the baby-boomers that loved Drive-In B movies, this is one of the better ones.\\nJock Mahoney (TV's Yancy Derringer and later a Tarazon for movies) stars with the gorgeous William Reynolds (TV's FBI and also from The Thing that Would Not Die another perfect B movie) in this tale of a polar expedition that crashes over the South Pole due to crashing into a Pterodactyl. There is a hot pocket where all sorts of prehistoric (make it in this case prehysteric!!) monsters still exist. Three men and a woman crash and await rescue, but due to one of the running the battery down they cannot get word where they are hidden in the tropics jungle at the centre of the Pole. They discover there was another party, with one man still surviving, and since there is only one female, tempers flare up naturally.\\nI am a sucker for the old Black & White B horror, Sci-fi and mysteries. It's not the quality of the monsters...its the experience. So pop some popcorn, turn out the lights and enjoy a kinder gentler Jurassic Park....\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: the best Thunder/Rainstorms with no music\\n\\nReview: I have about 5 CD thunder and rain only - no music - and I love this one best of all. I am a storm freak. There is nothing more soothing, more refreshing. To listen to rain on a tin roof or up in the hayloft, hear the thunder roll was something I adored. I could never grow tired of it. Some CD just don't capture the true sound. This one does. Thunderstorm in the Wilderness is very good, but this one is so much more real.\\nYou hear rain on pavement, rising and falling. Sometimes is a nice soft pattern, other times near deafening downpour. The tree frogs chirping. Then lightning strikes and the thunder comes. Sometimes close, sometimes in the distance.\\nJust like opening the windows and listening to a good storm. So if you cannot spend the day lazying in the hayloft, this is the next best thing!\",\n \"Product: The only collection with all of this British folk-rock duo's major chart hits! Includes A Summer's Song; Willow Weep for Me; Before and After; Yesterday's Gone; If I Loved You; Distant Shores; I Don't Wanna Lose You Baby; What Do You Want with Me; From a Window; Teenage Failure; Now and Forever , and seven more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Chad and Jeremy still rock!!\\n\\nReview: I shall admit, looking at the pictures of them in that period is a shocker....they were so YOUNG!! As a wee lassie adoring the fav duo, they seemed so handsome and mature! It's great to see pre-teen idols, still come through on the talent all these years later, though maybe to a slight lesser degree to contemporary artists Peter and Gordon. It's to be noted that Peter Asher was brother to Jane Asher, McCartney's girlfriend at the time, so he wrote with John Lennon several songs for the duo. That gave them a leg up in 'polish' of the songs, as Chad & Jeremy tended to go with a lot of original material. What set Chad and Jeremy apart and made them special, was their perfect blend of voices that create such beautiful harmony.\\n\\nThe album has most of their biggest hits - lacking When I Was Seventeen. They used soft instruments, such as harpsichord, and 12 string guitars rather than electric rock - counter to the British Invasion sounds. It's also to be noted Chad Stuart co-wrote many of their hits, with even Jeremy Clyde writing a bit, too.\\n\\nThe album holds up well, is still great easy listening. The only flaw is ones of omission, not including all the hits.\",\n \"Product: BUNNYK EXANDABLE GARDEN HOSES\\nTurn the water on,and these hoses will expand in lenght up to 3 times of original sizes.Super light weight ,newly designed,stronger with metal fittings we provide the best quality expandable hoses in the market.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: don't waste your money...very disappointing\\n\\nReview: the concept of these hoses are great. Contract to nothing that is easily stored, expand with water pressure. THERE the good ends. I have bought two different sets of these - the original green ones and two of the blue ones. Of the four, two have the inner rubber lining explode from water pressure. One had the inner rubber lining pull away from the attachment fitting. They never contracted as good as they said. If they could make one that is quality that will live up to what the promise, then you will have a good hose. Unfortunately, so far they are junk. I really enjoyed them for the couple weeks they worked, but they are way too expensive to be replaced twice a month.\",\n \"Product: All natural, no preservatives, made in the USA. A complete food source for orphaned or rejected kittens or those nursing, but needing supplemental feeding. Also recommended for growing kittens or adult cats that are stressed and require a source of highly digestible nutrients. KMR is a complete diet for kittens fortified with vitamins and minerals. KMR's life saving formula closely matches queen's milk in protein and energy and also contains taurine. Powder formula is easy to mix with water.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: useful for more than kitten\\n\\nReview: This is great replacement for mum cat's milk if something happened, but I have found it very handy for sick cats or ageing cats. They suggest a bottle, but I have found this method iffy at best. I suggest use a hypodermic syringe (minus needle of course!). Mix up the formula and the used the syringe to dispence this. Advise wrapping kitty in a towel securely so that don't have wiggle room. Put the syringe at the side of their mouth and gentle feed it to them. When a cat goes off food, it's vital to get him eating as soon as possible. With colds etc., they will stop eating because they cannot smell. This often leads to decline and then not having enough strength to battle the illness. Without older cats, I treat this as Ensure for the older ones. Just give them some on a saucer. It helps keep them weight up\\n\\nI keep the powder on hand and at first sign of illness or for the old times, I have the perfect way to keep them strong and healthy.\",\n \"Product: Petmate's Indigo Dog House is a sturdy and spacious shelter designed to provide comfort for pets year-round. The insulated dog house features a heavy-duty construction that keeps pets cool in the summer and warm in the winter. The outdoor dog house's extended, offset doorway helps protect pets inside from wind and rain. To promote air flow, the vented top of the dog igloo circulates fresh air inside. The raised floors are equipped with side moats that are designed to drain off moisture and keep floors dry. Microban Antimicrobial Product Protection helps prevent the growth of stain and odor-causing bacteria. A wide range of pets can enjoy the outdoor pet house, available in medium, large, and extra large sizes to accommodate pets weighing 25 to 175 pounds. For added comfort, pet parents can customize the Indigo Dog House with accessories like the Petmate Indigo Door and Petmate Indigo Pad, available for purchase separately.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My outdoor kitties love it.\\n\\nReview: I have indoor cats that never go out, but I had to take in a mother and two kittens last winter. I kept them safe in the carport room through winter, but come Spring they left that home and moved onto my porch. They refuse to go back. With winter coming on, I had to do something. I bought this because of the features. I put it where they could check it out all summer. They ignored it. But the other night it was chilly. I put a heated blanket in there with a bunch of catnip. The nip got them in there, the heat kept them inside. Now, every evening all three go into their igloo and sleep until daylight. They love it. It's plenty room for three grown cats. It's dry against rain, insulated. They can sit close to the opening and have plenty of fresh air. Or go into the back and cuddle when it's cooler. They LOVE it.\",\n \"Product: The Cat Playpen (model 130) by MidWest Homes for Pets is designed with your cat's instincts & lifestyle in mind. This roomy cat playpen measures 36L x 23.5W x 50.50H inches when assembled (wire mesh spacing is 1W x 5.5H inches) and includes 3 adjustable cat platforms providing ample room for rest & play. Our cat playpen includes a FREE comfortable chenille cat bed that can be securely attached to any of the 3 shelves & is perfect for cat naps! We also designed our cat playpen to make maintenance & access easy for the pet parent. Each cat pen features two large cabinet style front doors (top & bottom) w/ secure door latches allowing easy access to your cat & maintenance of the cat's litter box (if used inside the cat cage). A convenient slide-out and leak-proof tray is included to catch stray cat litter. Simply slide the tray out of the cat playpen and dump the loose litter in the trash. The slide-out tray, cage & shelves can be cleaned with a mild detergent and allowed to air dry. Each playpen is equipped with 4-locking wheel casters for easy positioning in your home and the cat pen can fold down for easy storage when not in use. A contemporary black e-coat finish complements your dcor, protects against rust and is easy to clean while the large base provides space to include toys, scratching posts or a litter box if desired. Want to add a 4th shelf or another cat bed to your cage? We also sell the cat beds and shelves individually so you can customize the cat playpen to your specific needs. We at MidWest Homes for Pets understand that your cat is a part of your family and that's why we ensure our products are manufactured with the highest quality control standards creating a safe home for your pet that you can feel confident with. MidWest Homes for Pets stands behind the quality of our products with a 1-Year Quality Guarantee Manufacturer's Warranty. If you have any questions about our products our customer service department would be glad to help you. MidWest customer service can be contacted at: 1-800-428-8560, available 9:00 AM - 4:00 PM, Monday - Friday.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Well made kitty cage\\n\\nReview: I ordered this to help Algie and Boots learn to share the carport room. Well, that was a bust. Simply no way to get them to be pals - unless Jackson Galaxy takes pity on me and helps. Boots inside now. Algie is using the cage for kitty cave. I have subzero king size sleeping back over the cage, and a second sleeping back inside. I put it close to the heater and he stays toasty. So it's working for me - just in another fashion.\\n\\nEasy to put together, but really a to man job as it's nearly five foot tall. Well done, strong, with double turn locks on each door. Down the road at the feed store they put hammocks across them and the cats love them. There is enough room.\\n\\nEasy to move around since it's on wheels. Well worth the price.\",\n \"Product: The Birdsbesafe Cat Collar Cover will help songbirds see your hunting cat because birds notice bright colors like these. Birds see these colors quickly and easily. The bird then usually has time to fly away to safety. Most cat owners find that their cat catches significantly fewer birds as a result. Some birds may still be caught. No guarrantee is made that all birds be protected from all cats, but in 2015, a scientific study was published that showed an 87% reduction in birds killed by cats wearing our product. (Use your own cat collar or purchase separately/not included)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: so far so good\\n\\nReview: Mamadoodle is outdoor kitty. I generally don't like having cats outside, but in this instance I took in a mama and two babies to keep them from going to the pound. They are great kitties. Mostly stay on my front porch, and the babies (now full grown) don't bother the birds. But Mamadoodle does-- not for food, for entertainment. I tried a soaker squirt gun -- didn't slow her down. So it's a battle all day to keep her away from the birds. I noticed the birds just didn't seem to see her. I tried the collar with bells. Again, it didn't help. Then I saw this and it began to make sense. Cats - especially tabbies, have such good natural camouflage the birds are not seeing her. Between grass, mulch, tree bark and bushes, she just becomes invisible. I was skeptical about this item, but at this juncture, I was desperate.\\n\\nI had a breakaway collar on her already (with the useless bells). I slid this one figuring she would have it off in two minutes. Instead, she seems to like it. It doesn't bother her. She eats, sleeps, scratches and grooms the same as she always did. She just has a costume on now...lol. She looks adorable. And immediately, I saw the difference in the birds. For a chance they saw her, and would move to higher limbs. She hasn't gotten near a big in over a week.\\n\\nI will update this changes, but so far it's been the first real chance to slow her down. She still goes on the mighty hunter routine, but the birds are able to stay far out of reach now. The collar has a glow in the dark piping that helps the birds see her right at dusk, too.\",\n \"Product: The BOSTITCH BTE300K 15 Amp 7-1/4\\\" Circular Saw Kit features a powerful 15 amp motor which delivers plenty of power and torque for tough applications. Its' lightweight 9.5 lbs design improves handling and reduces user fatigue. It has a 55 degree bevel capacity with detents at 45 and 22.5 degrees for fast and accurate bevel adjustment. A magnesium shoe delivers improved durability, accuracy and reduces tools weight and a durable 10 ft. cord provides cutting reach past a 4x8 sheet of material. The clear line of sight provides improved blade visibility. Kit includes: (1) BTE300 7-1/4\\\" Circular Saw, (1) 7-1/4\\\" Carbide Tipped Blade, (1) Rip Fence, (1) Blade Wrench and Kit Box.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very impressive circular saw\\n\\nReview: I got this for hubby, since he is the handyman in the family, though I have been doing more while DIY decorating. We had a Skill Circular saw. I have to say this one impressed me more. It cut so quickly, so easily. The blade went through a treated 2 x 4 like it was cutting through butter, much better than the one we had. Well made, easy to use, and built to last from the looks. It impressed me enough that I will be checking out Bostitch for other tools. It also comes with great hard plastic protective case making it easy to carry from site-to site. Hubby gave it two thumbs up too. I saw from the expression on his face, he was impressed how easily it sliced through the wood. My first Bostitch tool, but won't be last.\",\n \"Product: In honor of the film trilogy, Mattel presents Collector’s Edition Lord of the Rings Barbie and Ken. These two stunning recreations of Arwen and Aragorn are displayed on stands with a background inspired by Middle Earth. Arwen is dressed in a beautiful green gown of stunning textures, including luxurious brocade trimmed in glistening thread. A beaded, metallic headpiece crowns her long, dark hair. Aragorn carries a sword and has a black cape draped over his broad shoulders. He wears a breastplate and the silvery chain mail uniform of a warrior king. Imported.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: They're Gorgeous!!! What a wonderful set!!\\n\\nReview: As a LOTRs fan and a Barbie Collector, this is a MUST!! I mean this is THE BEST Barbie and Ken set they have ever put out. Oh, moan, what I would not have given to have THIS Aragon Ken instead of that felt-headed one we had!!\\nI thought they could not outdo the ROmance Book Set they did earlier this year, but WOW they did. The Costumes are stunning. Arwen is so beautiful in her peridot coloured gown. Gorgeous little elven ears keep through the long hard hard. The gown has full, long medieval sleeves and she alone would be one of the best Barbies. But Aragon/Ken is stunning. His breastplate, chain and sword are so details and the face!!!! he looks so like Viggo rather than Ken. Matel did right by Lord of the Rings with this set.\\nSo is a much for Rings Collections and a must for Barbie collections.\\nWould give it 10 stars if I could\",\n \"Product: Collectible Barbie\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the most beautiful Barbies!\\n\\nReview: This is another of the Ireland dolls that are simply stunning. They have the Princess of Ireland and I thought it could not be topped. This one does. I bought one for my self and sent my cousin in California one for St. Paddy's Day. They have another Legend of Ireland due out shortly and she is stunning as well. She has the perfect Celtic coloured hair - not red and not blond, I never quite know what to call it and it's my hair colour. We call it Crabby Tabby, because it looks like my tabby moggie! She has small braids over the ears and her costume is stunning. A medieval style, with the rouched, tight fitted sleeves, it has the long draped over sleep done in rust. The skirt if in a pale ice green, with the top of it in rust and ice green paisleys. Her lips stick nearly matches the rust colour and he eye make-up carries the ice-green into the eyeshadow.\\nJust gorgeous! And prices do right for St. Paddy's day gifts!\",\n \"Product: Inspired by one of Shakespeare's most enduring heroines, Barbie as Juliet is romantic and perfectly lovely in this period costume and graceful pose. Barbie as Juliet wears a fitted bodice and skirt with an overlay of gold chiffon. Golden cording also highlights the bodice and sleeves, and a golden ribbon is threaded through her long dark hair. Delicate pink \\\"toe\\\" shoes complete her classic costume. Measures approximately 12\\\" tall.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a beautiful addition to the ballerina collection\\n\\nReview: Having gone through the Nutcrackers, they have moved on to Shakespeare's heroines. Barbie as Juliet is simply gorgeous. The black haired Barbie's are very rare, so this is an extra plus to collectors. Romantic and perfectly lovely, the dolls portrays the poignancy of Juliet's star-crossed love.\\n\\nThe costume has a fitted bodice. The skirt is overlaid with gold chiffon. Golden cording also highlights the bodice and sleeves. It's repeated with a gold ribbon through her long dark hair. Delicate pink \\\"toe\\\" shoes complete the classic costume.\\n\\nAs a former ballet dancers, I appreciate the care they are using in fashioning the toes shoes to look real.\\n\\nGorgeous doll, a must for those collecting the ballerinas, a must for those seeking the rare black haired ones.\",\n \"Product: Jude Fisher was born in Cornwall and now lives outside London. She has worked in the book industry, as a bookseller and a publisher, for nearly twenty years, has a Master's degree in Scandinavian Studies, specializing in Old Icelandic texts, and has published, under the pseudonym of Gabriel King, four novels.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Absolute must for Ring Addicts!!\\n\\nReview: This is a hardback book, oversize so it can accommodate the quality of images and text. A \\\"coffee table\\\" edition is what people would label it. This book is a more definitive version than the photo guide, and it goes into the story with more details and more images.\\nIn the first chapter \\\"The Great Task\\\", it recaps the first two movies and what all the characters were doing. Then for Return of the King, Chapter Two pick up with the Kingdom of Gondor, the Realm Aragon is destined to rule. Under the rule of Denethor, father of Boromir and Faramir, he is only the Steward of Gondor. Discovering Boromir's death through one of the seeing-stones has made him power-mad in his grief and bordering on insanity. He is determined to hold on to the throne of Gondor and blames his son, Faramir, for setting Frodo with the One Ring free, and means to stand against Aragon's return as the King of Gondor.\\nThe book adds background for people who love the Rings movies, but have not read Tolkien books, and maybe have a few questions. This is not only a wonderful showcase, super packed with gorgeous photos, but explains little nuances to the non-reader of the books, the film assumes you understand.\\nSo this book is highly recommended to Ring Collectors, but also for lovers of the movie wanting to know a little more. The images are stunning, well selected and give you a piece of the movie to keep forever.\\nGreat Christmas or birthday gift for your LOTR fan.\",\n \"Product: Chris Smith has worked in bookselling and publishing, specialising in the fantasy genre, and has worked with authors as diverse as Robin Hobb and Stephen King. He has been the Tolkien editor at HarperCollins for five years, and he brings together his knowledge of Tolkien's works and the relationships he has developed with the Lord of the Rings filmmakers to write this new book.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Simply Amazing!! Outstanding work on LOTR films\\n\\nReview: This book is a perfect give for your LOTR addict, but hey, LOTRs fans you might not want to wait till someone gives this to you! This is simply worth every penny! Outside of the films, if someone asked me which was THE best LOTR gift to give or receive for LOTR fans, I would hands down recommend this wonderful book. It is just loaded with so much background, answers so many details, that I cannot image doing without this book in my LOTR collection.\\nAs one who collects swords and knives, loves fencing and enjoys all sorts of books on weaponry and a hopeless LOTRs addict, this is one gem of a book. It is not thin volume, but a jam-packed book loaded with 100s of photos, maps & artwork and a forward by Christopher Lee.\\n217 pages of high quality pages covering every aspect of the rings. It starts with the history of the War of the Ring, the last alliance of Elves and Men, covers the Dead Marshes, with chapters on ever main character in all three films, going into the armour and the weapons they used. At the end is a glossary for quick reference.\\nThere is not enough praise for this book. It is just likely THE BEST collectors item for the Rings and if you don't have one you are missing a wonderful item for your collection.\",\n \"Product: Eats-Shoots-and-Leaves\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: funny and makes a point...but not good teaching book\\n\\nReview: Since I am Brit, raised in US part-time, I always find myself with one foot on each side of the Pond in situations such as this. I love droll British humour. If you do not, then skip this book. If you are looking for some way to brush up your writing, look for something better since this is not for Americans. Also, please understand, despite her self \\\"rant\\\" of doing it \\\"write\\\", she has errors in her books (even on the cover)! Also, a book on punctuation for Britain is NOT good punctuation book for America. There are many differences So, if you snatch up this book and use it to brush up - you might be doing a lot of things very wrong in punctuation.\\nBritain has a \\\"Tight Little Island\\\" feel, they often do not bother to look at the rest of the world and see their way is not the only way. This book is a prime example of that.\\nAlso, I was dismayed by the writer's obsessing with a comma, to the point of displaying VERY BAD MANNERS. One should never make fun of shortcomings in other; one should never do it publicly as she claims she does. It shows a distinct lack of breeding. Manner should never go out of style.\\nSo, if you want a wee giggle and love dry Brit humour, you might enjoy this. If you want a real book for American usages buy \\\"New York Public Library Writer's Guide to Style and Usage\\\".\",\n \"Product: Intellectual Sophia Bennett knew what kind of man she wanted: a rugged cowboy. And in Texas they were everywhere! So why couldnt she take her eyes off brilliant professor Max Travers? He was a Wizard in mathematics who surely made love by the numbers. Yet every inch of him no Stetson, no dusty boots added up to dangerously sexy.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lively oldie for JAK!\\n\\nReview: Wizard is Jayne Ann Krentz writing for Silhouette Desire in June 1985 as Stephanie James. The books, naturally, shows a bit of dating, but JAK's sparkling repartee, interesting characters and wit save this from dating too badly.\\nShe is Sophia Athena Bennett, daughter of two geniuses. She refers to herself as 'the disaster' because she felt she could never measure up to her parents expectations. So, she removes herself to Texas and becomes a secretary (with hopes of opening her own design boutique) and dates cowboys. She is quite content with her 'down-to-earth' real world, until the Wizard shows up. HE is Dr. Max Travers, a mathematical professor, friend of her parents - and a genius- in other words - a wizard. Once again, all those feelings of not measuring up comes into play. She is very attracted to Max, but tries to keep him at arms length fearing his disappointment in dating a non-wizard. However, Max will have none of it. He wants Sophia and is willing to go to all sorts of lengths to get her.\\nIt's funny, its sexy, it's warm...its JAK all the way.\",\n \"Product: Lisa Jackson is a #1 New York Times bestselling author of more than seventy books including romantic suspense, thrillers and contemporary and historical romances. She is a recipient of the RT Book Reviews Reviewers’ Choice Award and has also been honored with their Career Achievement Award for Romantic Suspense. Born in Oregon, she continues to make her home among family, friends and dogs in the Pacific Northwest. Visit her at www.lisajackson.com.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: quickie read, good writing, not much substance\\n\\nReview: Lisa Jackson's strong voice makes this quickie read pleasurable. The book is so fast-paced, due to the Desire low word count. This makes it hard to develop any sort of \\\"real\\\" story or character development. It hardly takes an hour to read this. You don't get a chance to really get to know the characters or why they act or react as they do. You're just told they do, accept it, and move on - quickly!\\nRandi McCaffery's tale (fourth in the series following stories with her three older brothers) picks up with someone still trying to kill her. Presumably, someone wants her dead because she bore a child out of wedlock, even though she refuses to name the daddy. There have been two attempts on her life, nearly killing her and causing to give birth to her baby prematurely. Now, she is determined to leave the family ranch for fear of putting her brothers in danger. Frankly, this pigheaded determination to \\\"do it on her own\\\" is contrived. When a person has someone trying to kill her, she does not run away from the very people that can help you. But that is what Randi does. She claims she is trying to lure the killer away from her brothers, but it's hard to accept as logical. She is also fleeing away from Kurt Striker. Their one night of passion sending Randi running heedless of the danger to her and her baby. Oh, she makes an attempt to hide the child, but not really.\\nStriker is hired by her brothers to go after Randi and be her bodyguard. She kicks and screams and walks into apartments where the-would-be murder has been. Finally, she is driven to flee the city with Striker in hopes of hiding from the killer.\\nOf course, their romance picks up once again. Randi spends the whole book running!\\nThe killer is transparent. Sorry, with these tiny books there is just no time to develop secondary characters or make their motivations believable. Jackson is a strong writer and has done some marvelous work in series romance. Just Silhouette Desire's short 185-page length just cramps her completely.\",\n \"Product: From dust jacket notes: \\\"Ghosts along the Mississippi presents a vivid history of the rise and fall of the Louisiana plantation, as revealed through the architectural forms of the region. It is clear from the one hundred superb photographs contained in this volume that beauty resides amid ruins just as it does at restoration sites. The imaginative scope of the photographs and the often poetic nature of the accompanying text leave an indelible impression of the grandeur and graciousness that were embodied in these beautiful southern homes. Clarence John Laughlin does not assert that these plantation structures were inherently original in design. Rather, he acknowledges certain derivations of style from French and classical forms. Tracing the modification, adaptation, and refinement of these forms, he chronicles the development of an architecture peculiar to Louisiana. Through word and picture, Mr. Laughlin demonstrates how climate and indigenous building materials played such an important role in this evolution; for the first time in nineteenth-century America, certain houses appeared in the lower Mississippi valley whose design actually grew out of the nature of the materials used - plastered brick and cypress wood. Since one of the fundamental concerns of the modern architect is to respect the innate character of materials, certain Louisiana plantation houses may be considered important native roots of modern architecture. In this sense, these houses possess a significance that extends beyond aesthetic appeal, romantic legend, or historical fact. Combining a deep feeling for his native Louisiana with his imaginative and masterful photography, Mr. Laughlin has produced a magnificent volume that belongs in the collection of photography buffs and admirers of fine architecture everywhere....\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: the best of it's kind!\\n\\nReview: This is a stunning portrait of history gone of the graceful architecture that was to epitomise the South in the US - the antebellum ladies. The oversize black and white photos so the decay nipping at the great ladies (some now sadly lost) with the haunting skill of a painter. Not just the houses themselves, but the smaller touches like the decorations, the outer buildings, the grave-markers. And not, pictures of perfection, so showing with time's ravage has done to them. He effectively catches the by-gone slice of history with a little camera magic, so at the superimposed image of a ghostly woman in the a mirror on the wall pf Parlange Plantation or the pencil portrait of the child of Voisin Plantation.\\nThere are other plantation books that go into more detail of the history of these dying giants of America. But but none captured their spirit as well, and it's too late in many cases for anyone else to even try.\\nA beautiful work.\",\n \"Product: Anne Stuart loves Japanese rock and roll, wearable art, Spike, her two kids, Clairefontaine paper, quilting, her delicious husband of thirty-four years, fellow writers, her three cats, telling stories and living in Vermont. She’s not too crazy about politics and diets and a winter that never ends, but then, life’s always a trade-off. Visit her at www.Anne-Stuart.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A brilliant Medieval from the resident genius of romance\\n\\nReview: It's delightful to finally have another Anne Stuart Historical. Few writers are at home in both medieval sagas or dark, deadly erotic suspense as this writer is. But it has been a few years since we were treated to a Historical Romance from Stuart. Hope it won't be so long until another one comes along! Hidden Honor is simply wonderful.\\nElizabeth of Bredon has grown up in a house full of men. Her father is an arrogant lout, given to using his ham size fists. Her mother died in childbirth, and since Elizabeth has been little more than a glorified servant to the fifty or so males in\\nher fathers castle. Never time for the things she wishes to learn, she spends her time hiding her intelligence from her less than fatherly father. So she views entering the convent of St. Anne as a suitable choice for her life. No more violent, brutish men, no more endless work for little appreciation. She tells herself she is blest being overly tall and with bright red hair, for no man has ever offered for her. Thus, she will not die in birthing endless children as her mother did.\\nHowever, her peaceful future is suddenly thrown in turmoil. She is to travel to St. Anne's in the company of knights escorting Prince William to do penance. The illegitimate son of King John, the Princeling is a worthless debauched excuse of\\na man - inheriting all the King's bad traits. He killed a daughter of a Baron, and has been forced to do penance to atone.\\nOnly, when Elizabeth meets Prince William, she's totally puzzled. He is nothing like she expected. For one, he is tall, but not as tall as most of the Plantagenets. He is dark, where they are known for their golden beauty. William is a strong man, a lean, calloused-hands warrior, yet there is a gentleness in him that disarms her. All rather at odds with the soft man who spends his time in drink and debauching maidens. She also notices the Prince is going prematurely bald. Or is he? Elizabeth knows she should hate the Prince, but finds she cannot resist his seriousness, the troubled look in the dark eyes, eyes that seem to look into her soul. He is so kind to her, on their journey, again, contrary to the tales of William being utterly cruel. Very sharp, Elizabeth becomes convinced this man may not be all he says he is.\\nElizabeth discovers there is more than one man in the party wearing masks as their two-day journey takes a treacherous turn. Their group is attacked by men wearing Prince William's colors! Many of the monks traveling with Elizabeth and \\\"William\\\" are slaughtered. \\\"William\\\" and Elizabeth escape, but they must race against time to foil a murderous plot of revenge. Toss in a vow that keeps \\\"William\\\" and Elizabeth apart, one really wicked super-mean villain, you have Stuart at her best. With vivid, heart stealing characters, this is another keeper on your Stuart shelf! It's a richly textured medieval romance, with Stuart realistically portraying the realities of women's treatment in this period.\\nStuart once again amazes me with her genius, her insight, her imagination. Don't ever stop, lass!\",\n \"Product: In 1863, Amsterdam Vallon returns to the Five Points area of New York City seeking revenge against Bill the Butcher, his father's killer.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: violent, ugly film, just so disappointing\\n\\nReview: This was pushed as THE film of the year. Since I love history, and this is based on historical fact, and it was loaded with a powerhouse cast, I thought wow...\\nThen I saw it and I said wow...but with a different inflection.\\nThis film was brutal, an ugly film that was an exercise in wallowing in violence with nothing to redeem the film. Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio are miscast, completely. Diaz's role seems so unclear, like they said hey, let's stick Diaz in here for star power. DiCaprio, usually a very talented actor, looks like a little boy trying to play big boy and worse, his performance was so dull as if we walked through the whole film. At time, his efforts are near comical. Daniel Day-Lewis turned in a stunning performance, but nearly stomach churning at times. Liam Neeson, another fine actor is there for a thankless near cameo role.\\nSorry, for the money that went into this film, it's such a disappointment.\",\n \"Product: New. Never Opened. Still in original shrink wrap.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: don't call him DADDY!!!!!!!!!\\n\\nReview: This film is one of the better later-day John Wayne films, though strangely violent for a Wayne film. The Duke stars Jacob MacCandles (maybe a reflection of his real life family situation) as a tough man, estranged from his wife and grown sons. Bobby Vinton gives a quickie performance as Wayne's eldest son, shot when (the great) Richard Boone and his band of cutthroats nearly slaughter all on Jacob's ranch in the kidnapping of his grandson (played by Wayne youngest son Ethan). Patrick Wayne, his real son, plays second eldest son and youngest son, Michael, is played by Christopher Mitchum (Robert Mitchum's son!).\\nIn tow are Wayne regulars, Harry Carey (disgusting tobacco chewing baddie), Bruce Cabot as the Indian tracker showing age with Jacob, Glen Corbett as breed the fast gun that faces off against Patrick Wayne in a gun fight, the most natural actor to ever grace the screen, the late Richard Boone, and a lovely appearance by the eternally beautiful Maureen O'Hara, once again playing John's long suffering wife whot loves him, but cannot live with him.\\nIt is super to watch Wayne with Cabot, Carey, Boone and O'Hara, and Jim Davis (later rose to fame once more as Jock Ewing of Dallas) and though the film is intensely violent, I don't see it was gratuitous. The violence came from the end of a very violent era, times were changing, but not fast enough. The violence of the kidnappers had to be there to show Wayne's to-the-wall rescue of his small grandson was called for. Wayne's character was a violent man when the times called for it, but it was just as willing to let things go - if ONLY the other person walked away.\\nHe worked well with his sons and Mitchum, and the interaction between Jacob and his two sons provides the Wayne brand humour in the film.\\nThe times were changing for the code of the old west, and in the same way, times were changing for John Wayne....\\nI give Wayne credit for not pulling punches in a film that does him credit.\",\n \"Product: With its wealth of rapid-fire repartee and smoldering sex scenes, Claudia Dane's To Burn lives up to its title, spinning a red-hot, medieval-era romance between Wulfred, a vengeful Saxon conqueror intent on bending Rome and its people to his will, and Melania, Wulfred's proud and plucky Roman prisoner. As Wulfred and Melania engage in a delightful battle of wills he deems she should live and suffer as his slave, so she tries every method to kill herself and thwart him the romantic tension between the pair mounts, but their old enmities may be too great to overcome. An overwrought but seductive romance by one of the genre's fastest rising stars, Dane's newest (after The Marriage Bed) brims with beguiling characters and historical richness.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dain not only burns, she shines!!\\n\\nReview: I have long admired Dorchester Publishing, finding I read more and more of their writers such as Melanie Jackson and Trish Jensen. They are fresh, super storytellers and Dorchester gives them the leeway to shine. And Claudia Dain not only shines in this novel, she burns!!! What a super read!!\\nThere is a trend toward the light whimsical historicals and I utterly adore to leader of this pack Lynsay Sands. But while I cannot wait for one of her new books to come out, I also love 'heavy' historicals such as Danegeld by Susan Squires (both Dorchester writers), and Claudia Dain gives one super strong historical.\\nWriting of a period that many have overlooked in the romance market: the void left as the Romans pulled out of England and the Saxons rose to power - she paints the canvass not only with strong bold, sure strokes, but with vivid colours.\\nI have been in writers chat several times with Dain, and found her a lively person with a super sense of humour, but she also loves history, and being a history lover myself, I was intrigued recently as she discussed To Burn. So naturally, I rushed out to buy it and am very glad I did.\\nShe gives us two very strong alpha leads. She is Melania, the roman woman who detests the loathsome Saxon. He is Wulfred, the Saxon who kills her father and destroys her villa and hates all things Roman. She calls him Oaf, he calls her snake and they utterly HATE each other. He finds her hiding in a bolthole, and sets it afire to force her out. In Valiant, almost Viking mentality, she accepts dying there, because it would be on her own terms, not his. He plans on killing her, but sees that is just want she wants. A quick death in warrior fashion. And since he hates her and all she stands for, he perversely denies her the death she so wants, and makes her his slave intending to break her spirit before he grants her death.\\nBut he finds breaking her spirit an impossible task. She is constantly provoking him with diatribes against him and all things Saxon, she scratches, kick and bites anytime he gets near, deliberately trying to provoke his temper into murdering her. She continually tries to kill herself. Not as a Ophelia whiner I-cannot-face-life, but as a strong warrior wanting life and death on her own terms, and if she cannot have life as she knows it, then will faces death with open arms. So Wulfred spend more time tries to stop her, than breaking her spirit.\\nThese are two well-drawn, uncompromising characters for an uncompromising period in Britain's history. And this will be a book you will remember long after you put it down.\\nThank you the super book, Claudia!! And I am off to buy the rest of your works!!\\nWISE Writers and Readers Book of the Month for June 2002\",\n \"Product: The Woo Woo Inn has a new night manager: harpy Daria Abarr. Cursed with surprisingly good looksa real drawback in the harpy businessDariahopes to find a suitableguest totake back to Tartarus and win the favor of Hades. Butshe finds that her plans to climb the corporate ladder in hell are complicated by tall, dark, and dangerous vampire Declan Mackenziewho is not only scaring the guests but alsosnacking on a few of themand sexy cosmic troublemaker Sparkle Stardust and her cat counterpart, Ganymede. Bangs delivers another outrageously fun and scorchingly sensualparanormal romance in the latest creative addition to her loosely connected Woo Woo Inn series. --John Charles\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bangs is a howl!\\n\\nReview: Woo woo - we are back to the Woo Woo Inn!! And about time. Nina Bangs has two series running, but I simply love when we head back to Ganymede's and Sparkle's stomping ground. Bangs has to be one of the best at utterly sexy, wacky vamps, and other were-creatures that tramp through the lobby of the Inn. She has a sly humour that catches you from the start, and has you laughing out loud. The rare person occasionally doesn't get her. Well, that is your right. Your loss. For those of us who adore her, no one can touch her style. She is likely the best at this, the most underrated author out there. No matter how down I am when I pick up a Bangs' book, it's like a dose of happy juice! Few writers can do that every time.\\n\\nThis story she gives us a heroine who is a Harpy. (I still loved the werekitty though!). Put aside the blue and purple creatures you saw in \\\"Jason and the Argonauts\\\" in the 1960s. This Harpy, Daria, doesn't fit that mode, atall! Seems her mommy dearest was playing footsie with Apollo, so instead of a Harpy Daddy, she got a sun god for a Pop. It really messed up her genes! She tries very hard to be a big bad Harpy, but just doesn't quite make it. Instead, she flits into the radar of one Declain Mackenzie, vampire. She is up to no good at the Woo Woo Inn, and her plans could see Declan soaking his feet in the hot water of Hades, but Declan cannot resist the intrigue delectable Daria poses.\\n\\nThey are facing an Armageddon that could see the Woo Woo Inn short of guests if they cannot stop it. Of course, never fear, Sparkle and Ganymede are not about to let things progress smoothly when there is mischief to stir.\\n\\nI sincerely hope this is not the last stay at the Woo Woo Inn, because Ganymede, Sparkle and I would be very displeased!\\n\\nJust the thing to chase away the mid-winter blues.\",\n \"Product: Piccard/Data vs Borg\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a very enjoyable entry in the long line of ST films\\n\\nReview: I am not going to argue if the film's plot is like another. I don't watch a film to hold comparisons. I judge the film strictly on its merits. And frankly, I really enjoyed this ST entry. I love the series and have always thought the films never reached the greatness of the series that spun them. It was bigger, fancier, but ST always revolved around the people not the plot. And in that this film is one of the best ST films.\\nIt maintains that esprit de corps and spectacular film. Maybe expectations hurt this. Everyone went in expecting this or that from the film. I did not, so I truly enjoyed it. I have watched if several times and each time I am impressed.\\nSo kick by and stop analyzing and enjoy the fun.\",\n \"Product: Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. 100% Money Back Guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: For Rings fans looking for the roots\\n\\nReview: This book started out as the \\\"first\\\" tales of the tales of Middle Earth, but was never published during his lift time. At points, he took it out and worried with it, redid it, polishing it. I think as his other tales came to life the saw the need for adjustments in the roots of his tales. Still when he died it remained unpublished. His son, Christopher, picked up the threads and edited the book tells a tale of the Elder Days, when Elves and Men became estranged by the Dark Lord and it was finally published, but to the thrill of Tolkien fans, four years after his death.\\nMany new fans of his thrilling works have come to know his tales through the Ring Movies, but will have questions, want to know more. So I recommend this for all Tolkien fans, old and new wanting to have more depth to the Beginning.\\nA super gift for your Tolkien friend!\",\n \"Product: The resplendent image of the medieval knight is concentrated in the symbolism of his sword. The straight, two-edged, cross-hilted knightly sword of the European Middle Ages was an object of vital importance, a lethal weapon on the battlefield and a badge of chivalry in that complex social code. Ewart Oakeshott draws on his extensive research and expert eye (and hand, for he has a special sense for the feel of a sword) to develop a typology for and recount the history of the sword, from the knightly successors of the Viking weapon to the emergence of the Renaissance sword - that is, roughly from 1050 to 1550. Within this time-span, two distinct groups of swords successively evolved. Problems of dating are acute, and evidence is adduced from literature and art as well as from archaeology, for a sword (or some parts of a sword) could have been in use several generations after it first saw battle. To deal with such overlap, Ewart Oakeshott develops and refines a detailed typology of swords which takes in entire swords, pommel-forms, cross-guards, and the grip and scabbard. Extensive reference to specific weapons is accompanied on the page by line illustrations and a further 48 pages of photographs illustrate over a hundred splendid weapons or parts of weapons, accompanied by detailed captions.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a marvellous work on the Sword and it's impact\\n\\nReview: I think I have all of Ewart Oakeshott books, and find them an invaluable source of information on Knights, Weaponry, Armour and how the knight lived, girded himself for battle and their function in the Medieval feudal system. This book is no expect ion, but rather the rule to quality works.\\n\\nIt's full of just about everything you would want to know about the swords, their use, and construction. There are hundreds of sketches to help you understand his discussions, lots of black and white plate photos. The book is broken down to groups - Swords 1050-1350, Group 2 1350-1550, then breaks down into Pommel-Forms, Cross-Guards, Grips and Scabbards.\\n\\nA wonderful references for the writer, sword collector and same the passing enthusiast.\",\n \"Product: Book by Hamre, Bonnie, Paul, Susan, Knight, Angela, Desalvo, Doreen, Hamre,Bonnie, Knight,Angela, Paul,Susan, DeSalvo,Doreen\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: steaming stories and one PERFECT gem!!\\n\\nReview: The tales put out by Red Sage are cutting edge steamy, and all are very good. However, most fade from memory as soon as I put them down. Not so with Angela Knight. Everyone one of her tales alone are enough to make you buy the book. But in Roarke's Prisoner WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is best one!!!\\nWHY this is not made into a movie I have no idea!!\\nIt is a SCi-FI tale that is about some of the best reading I have seen anywhere!! He is the Captain of a rebel ship, and she is on the other side. They have a 'close encounter' before, she got away. This time he intend to keep his prisoner - for more reasons than one!! This is one of those tales that will stick in your mind for decades to come.\",\n \"Product: The folklore of the Scottish Highlands is unique and very much alive. Dr Anne Ross, a Gaelic-speaking Celtic scholar and archaeologist, has lived and worked in crofting communities, enabling her to collect information at first hand and to assess the veracity of material already published. She portrays the beliefs and customs of Scottish Gaelic society in the light of Celtic and more recent Scottish history, including: seasonal customs deriving from Celtic festivals; the famous waulking songs; the Highland tradition of seers and second sight; omens and taboos, both good and bad; chilling experiences of witchcraft and the Evil Eye; rituals associated with life and death. Dr Anne Ross, formerly Lecturer in the Extramural Department of the University of Southampton, where she taught Iron Age and general Celtic topics, now lives near Aberystwyth and teaches part time at the University. She is the author of several books including Roman Celtic Britain and of the Pagan Celts, as well as numerous papers and teaches part time.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An excellent introduction on Highland lore\\n\\nReview: Anne Ross gives a wonderful introduction to the lore of the Scottish Highlands and the Isles. She covers Clan lore, Second Sight and the Seer, Witchcraft both black and white, Folk cures, meaning of omens and social customs. The covers the festivals dates through the year and gives you a nifty list of Folk Museums, with drawings and maps to aid the readers unfamiliar with Scotland. Gaelic speaking, Celtic scholar and archaeologists, she brings her knowledge to bear on looking at death rights, and try to remove the veneer of Christianity and look at the origins in Pagan customs that date back to the dawn of time.\\nIts a small book only 170 pages, but she does a wonderful job bringing this part of All Things Scottish into the spotlight.\\nHighly Recommended.\",\n \"Product: Mark Rector is an actor, playwright, stage combatant and fight choreographer, as well as a student and practitioner of historical swordplay. He is the translator and editor of Medieval Combat, Hans Talhoffers Fechtbuch (\\\"Fight Book\\\") of 1467.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A very interesting resource for writers\\n\\nReview: This books is a wonderful resource for writers or reinactors. It pays ode to the romanticising of Scottish fighters such as Rob Roy, Wallace, The Bruce and Bonnie Prince Charlie, but goes past these legendary images to show you the reasons for certain practices. It covers the basics of offence and defence,especially in the fencing techniques of the 17th through 19th centuries. I do wish I would have covered the medieval aspects of Highland swordsmanship: The Claymore. The movements for using the longest two handed sword is wonderful to see in action, so I had hoped this book would cover that.\\nLots of diagrams and photos so the non fencer can follow precisely what they are demonstrating.\\nVery detailed in who did what in duels, the protocol and history.\\nAll in all a very good work.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":86,"string":"86"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1366,"string":"1,366"}}},{"rowIdx":1367,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2T843EQCN1QMQ"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"N.R. Walker is an Australian author, who loves her genre of gay romance. She loves writing and spends far too much time doing it, but wouldn't have it any other way. She is many things; a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. She has pretty, pretty boys who live in her head, who don't let her sleep at night unless she gives them life with words. She likes it when they do dirty, dirty things...but likes it even more when they fall in love. She used to think having people in her head talking to her was weird, until one day she happened across other writers who told her it was normal. She's been writing ever since...\". The summary of the review text is \"The End of a Saga\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The end of an era - this has been an amazing series, and Im sorry that there won't be any more. What a delightful experience this has been from start to finish!\n\nParadigm shift - this one is told from Travis perspective, and what fun it is to see the world through his eyes! An additional bit of fun is seeing the red dirt-bound Charlie uprooted and transplanted to Texas, where he meets Travis family and gains some intense understanding of the issues Travis faced with wrong-side driving and American colloquialisms. I enjoyed the overall storyline, and the pacing was good until the epilogue. I must admit I didn't care for the epilogue at all. A single piece would have been good, but what was presented was entirely too much for me. In the end, I am sad to see this series end, and I look forward to more epic sagas from this wonderful author!\n\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"The end of an era - this has been an amazing series, and Im sorry that there won't be any more. What a delightful experience this has been from start to finish!\n\nParadigm shift - this one is told from Travis perspective, and what fun it is to see the world through his eyes! An additional bit of fun is seeing the red dirt-bound Charlie uprooted and transplanted to Texas, where he meets Travis family and gains some intense understanding of the issues Travis faced with wrong-side driving and American colloquialisms. I enjoyed the overall storyline, and the pacing was good until the epilogue. I must admit I didn't care for the epilogue at all. A single piece would have been good, but what was presented was entirely too much for me. In the end, I am sad to see this series end, and I look forward to more epic sagas from this wonderful author!\n\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The contemporary design of this rubber bath mat with an embellished pattern of circles in a classic white will complement any bathroom dcor. This cushioned mat provides a soft standing surface with maximum comfort and anti-slip protection. Bath mat is latex-free, gentle to the skin, drains easily and is machine washable. Simply moisten bath tub floor and firmly press all suction cups in place. Step carefully onto mat to make sure it is secure to the tub. After use, pull up, rinse, hand and air dry. With our latest innovative and fashion-forward products in sophisticated colors and patterns, Con-Tact Brand bath and shower mats continue to lead the industry. Item #BMAT-C4L04-04. Measures 24\" x 14\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Stops a Slip-N-Sliding Kitty!\n\nReview: I actually purchased this for the top of a chest of drawers upon which our cat likes to lounge. Every time he would jump up there from our bed, he'd slide directly into the window and/or the screen if the window was open, the latter of which necessitated putting the screen back in place a few times! While it didn't stick particularly well to the wooden surface (nor would I have expected it to), it serves its purpose beautifully and we are both happy campers - hubs and I because he no longer crashes loudly into the window or knocks the screen onto the back patio, and him because...well, the same reason, I would suppose. He's fairly quiet about the entire matter, to be honest.","Product: Who am I? Good question... I am many things; a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. I have pretty, pretty boys who live in my head, who don't let me sleep at night unless I give them life with words. I like it when they do dirty, dirty things...but I like it even more when they fall in love. I used to think having people in my head talking to me was weird, until one day I happened across other writers who told me it was normal. I've been writing ever since...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Wonderful Continuation of the Series!\n\nReview: Second verse, same as the first - this is an amazing book! I was highly impressed with the first book in this series, and this one just adds to it. With complex characters, witty dialogue, and vivid descriptions of absolutely everything, it is truly like stepping onto an Australian ranch and living the life!\n\nWritten from Charlies perspective, this book starts six months later and walks the reader through his mental anguish as he works to come to terms with the fact that Travis really does love him and isn't going to turn away. Dealing with the emotional trauma inflicted by his father is a grueling task, one that Charlie strives to work through, but rather than insta-success, Ms. Walker really plays up the real life angle, in that he struggles and the people around him are affected by it.\n\nTheres another amazing ability of this author - the peripheral characters. Written in stunning depth, they add vast amounts of incredible to this series, and then theres Matilda - Travis soft heart refuses to allow anyone to tell him that kangaroos are a nuisance, and the reader falls in love with this little girl just as deeply as Travis does.\n\nThe plot is a continuation of the previous and walks the reader through the next stages at a comfortable pace. The chemistry remains strong between the two men, and I found myself emotionally invested in the characters - ALL of the characters, not just Charlie and Travis - a feat that has never happened to me previously. Five solid stars of brilliance!\n\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***","Product: Who am I? Good question... I am many things; a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. I have pretty, pretty boys who live in my head, who don't let me sleep at night unless I give them life with words. I like it when they do dirty, dirty things...but I like it even more when they fall in love. I used to think having people in my head talking to me was weird, until one day I happened across other writers who told me it was normal. I've been writing ever since...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Beautiful Start to a Series!\n\nReview: Oh wow - what a book! This was my first experience with this author, and it was AH-mazing! Charlie has taken over a mammoth station (called a ranch in the US) of multiple million acres following the death of his father, a man to whom he was fairly estranged. However, despite that estrangement, Charlie truly loves what he does, right down to his bones. Hes also accepted that hell be a bachelor for life, since the nearest town is three hours away by car and the demands on Charlies time are great, not to mention the fact that he is far from out and proud.\n\nHis station regularly takes on student interns looking to gain practical experience, and this season it is Travis, an agronomy student from Texas (agronomy is the study of field-crop production and soil management, in case you didn't know - I didnt). However, Travis hits Charlie all kinds of wrong ways, because he is all kinds of exactly what Charlie wants in a man, and then the intern is given Charlies bedroom the night he gets there, making things that much more tempting!\n\nThe premise of this story was solid, and the pacing was perfect. The peripheral characters added so much dimension to the overall work, leaving you caring as much about them as you do about the main characters. The emotions evoked in this book are staggering - the heat Charlie and Travis develop between them, the travesty of Charlies fathers attitude and lack of anything remotely positive being directed toward his son, the love and caring of Charlies self-appointed surrogate parents, and the animals - oh, the animals! Charlies love of his horse Shelby is reflected from start to finish, and then add Texas to the mix and what fun!\n\nCharlies self-doubt is tempered by the acceptance and support of George, Ma, as well as the unending well of support from Travis. I appreciated that the only real angst in the book stems from inside Charlies brain, as well as the wonderful way Walker presented the Australian desert, a place Ive never seen, and yet it feels like I walked side-by-side with this cast of characters. This was wonderful, and I am very much looking forward to book two! Five solid stars!\n\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***","Product: N.R. Walker is an Australian author, who loves her genre of gay romance. She loves writing and spends far too much time doing it, but wouldn't have it any other way. She is many things; a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. She has pretty, pretty boys who live in her head, who don't let her sleep at night unless she gives them life with words. She likes it when they do dirty, dirty things...but likes it even more when they fall in love. She used to think having people in her head talking to her was weird, until one day she happened across other writers who told her it was normal. She's been writing ever since...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Five stars - but only because I cant rate it higher!\n\nReview: Such changes have been wrought in Charlie - for the good! Finally believing his world is a better place and that he deserves it, firmly and irrevocably in love with his happy-go-lucky American boyfriend, Travis, life is going along swimmingly for the cattle rancher.\n\nWith Matilda now happily ensconced in a kangaroo rescue, Travis has found and brought home a new critter to love, a wombat dubbed Nugget. In a twist, though, Nugget latches on to Charlie instead of Travis, but the fun part is that Charlie latches on just as tightly!\n\nHowever, surprises abound in this installment, and not all for the positive. Travis introduces Charlie to a potential beef buyer to bulk up the ranchs profits while on a plane trip, and it is clear that excellent things are going to happen there. Back at home, however, Ma isn't doing well and Trudy has become completely irascible, two baffling predicaments. What is going on, and can Charlie handle the biggest shocks of them all - the return of someone he never expected to see, and the startling news that hes not as an only?\n\nThis was a wild ride from start to finish! I thoroughly enjoyed this book, worried about Ma, was by turns annoyed, then worried, then thrilled for Trudy and Bacon, and I felt Charlies sadness at the news of his most vehement industry rival. With a scintillating premise and quick pacing, each page of the book brought about something new and exciting. Charlie and Travis are just as in love as ever, and their enjoyment of each other physically as well as emotionally is reflected in juicy detail.\n\nBy now I shouldnt be so surprised by my reaction, but I am just absolutely in awe of the talent of this writer! Her superb descriptions of the characters, scenes, and events create a portrait so realistic that you feel as though you are sharing the world her characters inhabit. Five stars - but only because I cant rate it higher!\n\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***","Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Solid Five-Star Book That Absolutely Will NOT Disappoint!\n\nReview: Its always sad to see the end of a series, but Full Domain is fully worth every second of the journey. Comparatively quite a long novel at 434 pages, it is amazing from page one to the beautiful conclusion. As has become the standard, the writers encompassing the Kindle Alexander moniker have put together a story that flows seamlessly from one scene to the next and has witty dialogue paired with dynamic characters embedded in a plot that is altogether too realistic a possibility for comfort.\n\nKreed Sinacola is a US Deputy Marshall who has stepped into an ongoing investigation that was spearheaded by his partner, US Deputy Marshall Mitch Knox. Because Mitch is now too close to the case for objectivity, hes been sidelined, leaving Kreed to take over.\n\nEnter Aaron Stuart, hacker extraordinaire who has become an alphabet agency employee through the theory of \"if you cant kill him or quell him, HIRE HIM!\" His unique skill set allows him to track and trace information, and his brilliant mind allows him to anticipate the needs of his team and have them ready to deliver with almost unerring accuracy.\n\nKreed knew just from seeing the younger man on-screen in a virtual meeting that he was interested, but his first full look in real life of the six-foot-two Aaron cements his desire. Aaron, for his part, is just as interested from the moment he lays eyes on the stunning six-foot-five man, but doesnt want to engage the all-too-tempting Deputy Marshall. He just wants to keep his head down, do his job, and fly back home. Unfortunately, his plans are almost instantaneously thwarted, and he is instead thrust undercover with Kreed as his handler. Normally an astute and quickly accurate judge of character, Kreed is a bit lost at his inability to get a clear picture of the enigmatic Aaron, but in typical Kreed fashion, he plows forward while paying attention to every nuance.\n\nI loved the way the story ebbed and flowed with no stagnation anywhere in the plot. Add in repeat visits from the main characters from the previous two novels, Double Full and Full Disclosure, and it set up a work of art that left me in stitches more often than not, and oh, the heat! Kreed and Aaron burn up the pages with all the innuendos and sidelong looks, until that first very first kiss, which threatened to combust my ereader on the spot! It only got hotter from there!\n\nYou will not go wrong if you pick this up - even if you've not read the other two in the series, though I HIGHLY recommend that you do. There are nuances that will be missed and jokes that will not make as much sense if you don't have the whole background. But if you absolutely must read just this one, you'll still love it - I promise!!","Product: Rhys Ford admits to sharing the house with three cats of varying degrees of black fur and a ginger Cairn terrorist. Rhys is also enslaved to the upkeep of a 1979 Pontiac Firebird, a Toshiba laptop, and an overworked red coffee maker.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Which Way is Up?\n\nReview: In book two of what is emerging as a fun and wild ride of a series, Rhys Ford has enriched and expanded her Half Moon Bay world in remarkable ways. Angel Daniels has finally made a home for himself and his eleven year old brother as well as creating a successful bakery in a renovated pizza place. The only thing he doesnt have is love.\n\nWeston Harris is the very definition of the man his father expected him to be. Carefully molded from childhood, West has a hard time letting go of the past, but when he sees the Angel of his dreams and faces the memories of their teenage romance, he is left in a quandary.\n\nUnfortunately, theres a killer on the loose who has these two men in their sights. For every moment of pleasure to be had, there is an equal amount of danger. But who would want to kill them, and for what reason?\n\nI thoroughly enjoyed this story. While not as compelling as the first book, <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Fish-Stick-Fridays-Half-Moon-Bay-Book-1/dp/B0186R7S6M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Fish Stick Fridays (Half Moon Bay Book 1)</a>, it nevertheless grabbed my heart because of the way Ms. Ford so carefully crafts her words. You are inevitably drawn in and locked in the worlds created in her mind. That said, the book felt somewhat rushed, which took away from my personal enjoyment.\n\nWhile initially avoiding any personal contact with Angel, the moment they actually stand face to face is blasted into sexual overdrive. There is no questioning of what transpired in their youth, no anger displayed for what was an extremely painful parting. It actually felt a bit contrived, which is not something I would ordinarily ever say of this authors work. Additionally, I am used to angst and drama, and while there was plenty of drama and conflict, very little of it was between the main characters, leaving me feeling a touch empty.\n\nThat said, let me talk about the great points of this book. Angel is a waking dream. Unwilling to compromise on the care of his brother Roman, his take-charge attitude breathed fresh air into every scene. All of the characters have depth and breadth that Ive come to expect from this author. The chemistry between the pair is combustible, and any time they have the chance to be together, they take advantage of it, keeping that flame alight through the entirety of the book.\n\nThe character development in West is huge, and it created a soft spot in my heart for him as I watched him learn how to connect to the human race on a personal level. Roman is a pivotal peripheral character throughout the book, acting as the impetus for a multitude of positive changes. The end is adorably annoying, watching these two men fumble for their happily ever after, and there is one teenage task that I will definitely never look at quite the same way again!\n\nI voluntarily read an Advance Reader Copy for Divine Magazine.\n**Same worded review will appear on Goodreads, Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com.**","Product: Avon Gale wrote her first story at the age of seven, about a \"Space Hat\" hanging on a rack and waiting for that special person to come along and purchase it-even if it was a bit weirder than the other hats. Like all of Avon's characters, the space hat did get its happily ever after-though she's pretty sure it was with a unicorn. She likes to think her vocabulary has improved since then, but the theme of quirky people waiting for their perfect match is still one of her favorites. Avon grew up in the southern United States and now lives with her very patient husband in a liberal Midwestern college town. By day, Avon is a hair stylist who loves her job, her clients, and the opportunity to spend her time being creative and making people feel happy and look fabulous. When she's not writing, she's either doing some kind of craft project that makes a huge mess, reading, watching horror movies, listening to music, or yelling at her favorite hockey team to get it together already. Avon is always up for a road trip, adores Kentucky bourbon, thinks nothing is as stress relieving as a good rock concert, and will never say no to candy. At one point, Avon was the mayor of both Jazzercise and Lollicup on Foursquare. This tells you basically all you need to know about her as a person. Website: www.avongalewrites.com Email: avongalewrites@gmail.com Twitter: @avongalewrites Facebook: www.facebook.com/avongalewrites Pinterest: www.pinterest.com/avongalewrites\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 5 Stars - Simply Incredible!\n\nReview: What a wild ride this was! The previous books in this series have all had a fairly light tone to them - a feel-good, if you will. Empty Net takes a rather abrupt turn to the dark side of sports. This is the side where being the child of a sports legend isn't always what its cracked up to be. That said, this is far and away my favorite of the entire series. Its THAT good!\n\nLaurent devastated me...theres no other way to put it. He was nearly irretrievably broken, and his reason for ending up on the Spartanburg Spitfires team was shocking. His constant battling with players while on his dads team has caused the entirety of the Spitfires to loathe him, and hes fine with that, but for reasons completely contrary to what one might think. Laurent is in pieces, but Isaac may be the mortar that allows those pieces to fit together again and build a stronger man.\n\nIsaac has finally found his home. He loves being captain of the Spitfires, hes comfortably ensconced in Mischa and Maxs home, and hes found a surrogate family for the one that didn't want their child if he didn't fit their views on life. He has more reason than any other to hate Laurent, but hes inexorably drawn to the beautiful goalie. When he discovers a shocking truth, he can no more turn his back on Laurent than he could have previously fathomed being friends with the man.\n\nThe plot to this is filled with so much heartbreaking sadness, and angst, and forgiveness, and friendship, and acceptance, and finally, finally, true happiness. The subplots are interesting and provide a break from the heavy nature of the story. Laurents eating disorders are the only thing hes in control of, and watching him try to let them go and learn to accept his own worth is an incredible journey all on its own. The main characters are stunning in their intensity. The peripheral characters keep things from going too dark, and as per usual, provide much levity.\n\nThe chemistry between Laurent and Isaac is stunning, and theres a surprise here, as well (you have to read the story to find out what that is). Isaac gets to take on a new role in the bedroom, and the dynamics between the two men will rock you! By the end, I was cheering and crying at the same time.\n\nThis is a stellar new pinnacle from an author who just keeps raising the bar!\n\n***I voluntarily read an Advance Reader Copy for Dreamspinner Press. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***","Product: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Ava Drake grew up in the heart of the rural Midwest but beat a hasty retreat to the big city and bright lights as fast as humanly possible. Armed with a pilot's license, fluency in several languages, a large dose of daring, and her dashing good looks, she took off to travel the world. She flew everything from single-seat private airplanes to supersonic jets and the western world's largest airplane, the mighty C-5 Galaxy. In her adventures, she visited forty-two countries on five continents, was detained by the KGB and East German secret police, got shot at, flew in the first Gulf War, met her shockingly handsome husband, and amassed a lifetime's worth of war stories. Along the way, she engaged in a little light espionage and met more than her share of dark, dangerous, and good-looking men. Travel weary at last, she came home and settled down to the business of writing stories of romance and adventure, which may or may not be autobiographical. Winner of a Golden Heart and Holt Medallion for writing, Ava is a five-time finalist and two-time winner of the prestigious RITA Award for Romance Fiction. She's also a two-time winner of RT Book Review's Best Harlequin Romantic Suspense Novel of the Year, and is a Romantic Times Lifetime Career Achievement nominee.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Missing Senators and Illicit Affairs, Oh My!\n\nReview: ***Missing Senators and Illicit Affairs, Oh My!***\n\nThis book is seriously over the top - and it was so much fun! Stone is a rough-around-the-edges, take-no-crap, top notch bodyguard, and hes been assigned to one of the biggest security nightmares in his career. The senator hes been sent to wants nothing to do with security and, in fact, is staying at the worst possible hotel for security completely on purpose! Death threats? Bah, who cares?! When the senator goes missing of his own free will, well, whats a bodyguard to do?\n\nChristian loathes his boss, but he loves his job as aide to a senator. Desperately needing a break one evening, he heads to the bar of the hotel. When he sees a gorgeous guy hanging out, he has no qualms about hooking up with the handsome stranger - until said stranger turns out to be the newest member of Christians boss security team. Awkward!\n\nI giggled my way through this book. I felt so badly for Stone. Despite the fact that he agreed to masquerade, he was so obviously out of his element that it was nearly farcical. Ms. Drake did an excellent job portraying the moral dilemmas Stone faced repeatedly. The plot is rather predictable, but Ive come to realize that is the norm with a Dreamspun Desires book, so okay. The characters are fleshed out well, there is sizzling chemistry between the two main characters from the start, and the frustration they face in trying to not be together for the sake of the job is written nicely. The whodunit wasn't glaringly obvious, though it wasn't particularly difficult, either. This is a fun read, and Im rating it at 3.5 stars, rounding up for sites that don't take halves. Give it a try - Im looking forward to the next in the series!\n\n***ARC provided by Dreamspinner Press in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***","Product: Kate Fierro spent ten years translating, editing, and reviewing other people's words before making an impulse decision to write down some of her own. She hasn't been able to stop ever since. Kate lives in Europe and is bilingual, with more love for her adopted language than her native one. With nearly a million words under her belt, Love Starved is Kate's debut novel.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 3.5 Rounded Up to Four Stars for a Good Debut Novel\n\nReview: Im not a big fan of the fake boyfriend trope, so I wasn't sure what I was going to think about this when I realized that was where it was headed. However, I ended up loving this book, for a multitude of reasons. Angel/Aiden is a realist - in order to do what he needs done, he must do what he might not have considered previously. These reasons aren't explained until way far into the book, and Im not revealing them here! :)\n\nMicah has dedicated himself to the singular pursuit of his business success, so when his best friend presents him with a card for an escort that she has used, hes hesitant to do anything with it. A few drinks later (and a few more drinks after that), and Micah reaches out to the inimitable Angel, and for an astronomical amount of money, Angel agrees to create the perfect date over the course of four hours on the evening of Micahs choice.\n\nWhen they're spotted by someone on their date, Micahs sister goes over the moon, demands to meet him, and things begin to spiral out of control from there. The chemistry is off the charts strong, and I found the plot to be both amusing as well as heartbreaking. The pacing, on the other hand, was all over the place, but I understand that this is a debut novel, and no one is perfect on the first try. Stick with it - you won't regret it!\n\nThese characters will touch your heart, tickle your funny bone, and make you devastatingly angry by turns. Im rating this at three and a half stars, rounding up to four for sites that don't take halves - and Im looking forward to more by this author!\n\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***"],"string":"[\n \"Product: The contemporary design of this rubber bath mat with an embellished pattern of circles in a classic white will complement any bathroom dcor. This cushioned mat provides a soft standing surface with maximum comfort and anti-slip protection. Bath mat is latex-free, gentle to the skin, drains easily and is machine washable. Simply moisten bath tub floor and firmly press all suction cups in place. Step carefully onto mat to make sure it is secure to the tub. After use, pull up, rinse, hand and air dry. With our latest innovative and fashion-forward products in sophisticated colors and patterns, Con-Tact Brand bath and shower mats continue to lead the industry. Item #BMAT-C4L04-04. Measures 24\\\" x 14\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Stops a Slip-N-Sliding Kitty!\\n\\nReview: I actually purchased this for the top of a chest of drawers upon which our cat likes to lounge. Every time he would jump up there from our bed, he'd slide directly into the window and/or the screen if the window was open, the latter of which necessitated putting the screen back in place a few times! While it didn't stick particularly well to the wooden surface (nor would I have expected it to), it serves its purpose beautifully and we are both happy campers - hubs and I because he no longer crashes loudly into the window or knocks the screen onto the back patio, and him because...well, the same reason, I would suppose. He's fairly quiet about the entire matter, to be honest.\",\n \"Product: Who am I? Good question... I am many things; a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. I have pretty, pretty boys who live in my head, who don't let me sleep at night unless I give them life with words. I like it when they do dirty, dirty things...but I like it even more when they fall in love. I used to think having people in my head talking to me was weird, until one day I happened across other writers who told me it was normal. I've been writing ever since...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Wonderful Continuation of the Series!\\n\\nReview: Second verse, same as the first - this is an amazing book! I was highly impressed with the first book in this series, and this one just adds to it. With complex characters, witty dialogue, and vivid descriptions of absolutely everything, it is truly like stepping onto an Australian ranch and living the life!\\n\\nWritten from Charlies perspective, this book starts six months later and walks the reader through his mental anguish as he works to come to terms with the fact that Travis really does love him and isn't going to turn away. Dealing with the emotional trauma inflicted by his father is a grueling task, one that Charlie strives to work through, but rather than insta-success, Ms. Walker really plays up the real life angle, in that he struggles and the people around him are affected by it.\\n\\nTheres another amazing ability of this author - the peripheral characters. Written in stunning depth, they add vast amounts of incredible to this series, and then theres Matilda - Travis soft heart refuses to allow anyone to tell him that kangaroos are a nuisance, and the reader falls in love with this little girl just as deeply as Travis does.\\n\\nThe plot is a continuation of the previous and walks the reader through the next stages at a comfortable pace. The chemistry remains strong between the two men, and I found myself emotionally invested in the characters - ALL of the characters, not just Charlie and Travis - a feat that has never happened to me previously. Five solid stars of brilliance!\\n\\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***\",\n \"Product: Who am I? Good question... I am many things; a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. I have pretty, pretty boys who live in my head, who don't let me sleep at night unless I give them life with words. I like it when they do dirty, dirty things...but I like it even more when they fall in love. I used to think having people in my head talking to me was weird, until one day I happened across other writers who told me it was normal. I've been writing ever since...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Beautiful Start to a Series!\\n\\nReview: Oh wow - what a book! This was my first experience with this author, and it was AH-mazing! Charlie has taken over a mammoth station (called a ranch in the US) of multiple million acres following the death of his father, a man to whom he was fairly estranged. However, despite that estrangement, Charlie truly loves what he does, right down to his bones. Hes also accepted that hell be a bachelor for life, since the nearest town is three hours away by car and the demands on Charlies time are great, not to mention the fact that he is far from out and proud.\\n\\nHis station regularly takes on student interns looking to gain practical experience, and this season it is Travis, an agronomy student from Texas (agronomy is the study of field-crop production and soil management, in case you didn't know - I didnt). However, Travis hits Charlie all kinds of wrong ways, because he is all kinds of exactly what Charlie wants in a man, and then the intern is given Charlies bedroom the night he gets there, making things that much more tempting!\\n\\nThe premise of this story was solid, and the pacing was perfect. The peripheral characters added so much dimension to the overall work, leaving you caring as much about them as you do about the main characters. The emotions evoked in this book are staggering - the heat Charlie and Travis develop between them, the travesty of Charlies fathers attitude and lack of anything remotely positive being directed toward his son, the love and caring of Charlies self-appointed surrogate parents, and the animals - oh, the animals! Charlies love of his horse Shelby is reflected from start to finish, and then add Texas to the mix and what fun!\\n\\nCharlies self-doubt is tempered by the acceptance and support of George, Ma, as well as the unending well of support from Travis. I appreciated that the only real angst in the book stems from inside Charlies brain, as well as the wonderful way Walker presented the Australian desert, a place Ive never seen, and yet it feels like I walked side-by-side with this cast of characters. This was wonderful, and I am very much looking forward to book two! Five solid stars!\\n\\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***\",\n \"Product: N.R. Walker is an Australian author, who loves her genre of gay romance. She loves writing and spends far too much time doing it, but wouldn't have it any other way. She is many things; a mother, a wife, a sister, a writer. She has pretty, pretty boys who live in her head, who don't let her sleep at night unless she gives them life with words. She likes it when they do dirty, dirty things...but likes it even more when they fall in love. She used to think having people in her head talking to her was weird, until one day she happened across other writers who told her it was normal. She's been writing ever since...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Five stars - but only because I cant rate it higher!\\n\\nReview: Such changes have been wrought in Charlie - for the good! Finally believing his world is a better place and that he deserves it, firmly and irrevocably in love with his happy-go-lucky American boyfriend, Travis, life is going along swimmingly for the cattle rancher.\\n\\nWith Matilda now happily ensconced in a kangaroo rescue, Travis has found and brought home a new critter to love, a wombat dubbed Nugget. In a twist, though, Nugget latches on to Charlie instead of Travis, but the fun part is that Charlie latches on just as tightly!\\n\\nHowever, surprises abound in this installment, and not all for the positive. Travis introduces Charlie to a potential beef buyer to bulk up the ranchs profits while on a plane trip, and it is clear that excellent things are going to happen there. Back at home, however, Ma isn't doing well and Trudy has become completely irascible, two baffling predicaments. What is going on, and can Charlie handle the biggest shocks of them all - the return of someone he never expected to see, and the startling news that hes not as an only?\\n\\nThis was a wild ride from start to finish! I thoroughly enjoyed this book, worried about Ma, was by turns annoyed, then worried, then thrilled for Trudy and Bacon, and I felt Charlies sadness at the news of his most vehement industry rival. With a scintillating premise and quick pacing, each page of the book brought about something new and exciting. Charlie and Travis are just as in love as ever, and their enjoyment of each other physically as well as emotionally is reflected in juicy detail.\\n\\nBy now I shouldnt be so surprised by my reaction, but I am just absolutely in awe of the talent of this writer! Her superb descriptions of the characters, scenes, and events create a portrait so realistic that you feel as though you are sharing the world her characters inhabit. Five stars - but only because I cant rate it higher!\\n\\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***\",\n \"Product: Amazon international number one best selling and award winning author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes contemporary male male romance and erotica. Its always a surprise to see whats coming next! Happily married with too many children and dogs, living in the suburbs of Dallas. Usually I try for funny. Humor is an important part of my life I love to laugh and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations regardless of the situation, but jokes can be a tricky deal. I dont want to offend anyone and humor tends to offend. So instead, Im going to tell you about Kindle. I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been at home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. Ill never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didnt have to be alone. That time in my life was terrible. Its everything you imagine times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have her ripped away so suddenly broke me. Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon announced their brand new ereader. She had no idea the Kindle was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it...Never happened. Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to know my writing partner. I would have never gotten through those dark days without her unwavering support and guidance. There wasnt a time she wasnt there for me. For the first time I used the hand offered. I know without question I wouldnt be here today without her. It takes a special person to stand beside someone at a time like that. I will love her forever. I could go on and on about both of them, but I wont and now you know a little more About Us.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Solid Five-Star Book That Absolutely Will NOT Disappoint!\\n\\nReview: Its always sad to see the end of a series, but Full Domain is fully worth every second of the journey. Comparatively quite a long novel at 434 pages, it is amazing from page one to the beautiful conclusion. As has become the standard, the writers encompassing the Kindle Alexander moniker have put together a story that flows seamlessly from one scene to the next and has witty dialogue paired with dynamic characters embedded in a plot that is altogether too realistic a possibility for comfort.\\n\\nKreed Sinacola is a US Deputy Marshall who has stepped into an ongoing investigation that was spearheaded by his partner, US Deputy Marshall Mitch Knox. Because Mitch is now too close to the case for objectivity, hes been sidelined, leaving Kreed to take over.\\n\\nEnter Aaron Stuart, hacker extraordinaire who has become an alphabet agency employee through the theory of \\\"if you cant kill him or quell him, HIRE HIM!\\\" His unique skill set allows him to track and trace information, and his brilliant mind allows him to anticipate the needs of his team and have them ready to deliver with almost unerring accuracy.\\n\\nKreed knew just from seeing the younger man on-screen in a virtual meeting that he was interested, but his first full look in real life of the six-foot-two Aaron cements his desire. Aaron, for his part, is just as interested from the moment he lays eyes on the stunning six-foot-five man, but doesnt want to engage the all-too-tempting Deputy Marshall. He just wants to keep his head down, do his job, and fly back home. Unfortunately, his plans are almost instantaneously thwarted, and he is instead thrust undercover with Kreed as his handler. Normally an astute and quickly accurate judge of character, Kreed is a bit lost at his inability to get a clear picture of the enigmatic Aaron, but in typical Kreed fashion, he plows forward while paying attention to every nuance.\\n\\nI loved the way the story ebbed and flowed with no stagnation anywhere in the plot. Add in repeat visits from the main characters from the previous two novels, Double Full and Full Disclosure, and it set up a work of art that left me in stitches more often than not, and oh, the heat! Kreed and Aaron burn up the pages with all the innuendos and sidelong looks, until that first very first kiss, which threatened to combust my ereader on the spot! It only got hotter from there!\\n\\nYou will not go wrong if you pick this up - even if you've not read the other two in the series, though I HIGHLY recommend that you do. There are nuances that will be missed and jokes that will not make as much sense if you don't have the whole background. But if you absolutely must read just this one, you'll still love it - I promise!!\",\n \"Product: Rhys Ford admits to sharing the house with three cats of varying degrees of black fur and a ginger Cairn terrorist. Rhys is also enslaved to the upkeep of a 1979 Pontiac Firebird, a Toshiba laptop, and an overworked red coffee maker.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Which Way is Up?\\n\\nReview: In book two of what is emerging as a fun and wild ride of a series, Rhys Ford has enriched and expanded her Half Moon Bay world in remarkable ways. Angel Daniels has finally made a home for himself and his eleven year old brother as well as creating a successful bakery in a renovated pizza place. The only thing he doesnt have is love.\\n\\nWeston Harris is the very definition of the man his father expected him to be. Carefully molded from childhood, West has a hard time letting go of the past, but when he sees the Angel of his dreams and faces the memories of their teenage romance, he is left in a quandary.\\n\\nUnfortunately, theres a killer on the loose who has these two men in their sights. For every moment of pleasure to be had, there is an equal amount of danger. But who would want to kill them, and for what reason?\\n\\nI thoroughly enjoyed this story. While not as compelling as the first book, <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Fish-Stick-Fridays-Half-Moon-Bay-Book-1/dp/B0186R7S6M/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Fish Stick Fridays (Half Moon Bay Book 1)</a>, it nevertheless grabbed my heart because of the way Ms. Ford so carefully crafts her words. You are inevitably drawn in and locked in the worlds created in her mind. That said, the book felt somewhat rushed, which took away from my personal enjoyment.\\n\\nWhile initially avoiding any personal contact with Angel, the moment they actually stand face to face is blasted into sexual overdrive. There is no questioning of what transpired in their youth, no anger displayed for what was an extremely painful parting. It actually felt a bit contrived, which is not something I would ordinarily ever say of this authors work. Additionally, I am used to angst and drama, and while there was plenty of drama and conflict, very little of it was between the main characters, leaving me feeling a touch empty.\\n\\nThat said, let me talk about the great points of this book. Angel is a waking dream. Unwilling to compromise on the care of his brother Roman, his take-charge attitude breathed fresh air into every scene. All of the characters have depth and breadth that Ive come to expect from this author. The chemistry between the pair is combustible, and any time they have the chance to be together, they take advantage of it, keeping that flame alight through the entirety of the book.\\n\\nThe character development in West is huge, and it created a soft spot in my heart for him as I watched him learn how to connect to the human race on a personal level. Roman is a pivotal peripheral character throughout the book, acting as the impetus for a multitude of positive changes. The end is adorably annoying, watching these two men fumble for their happily ever after, and there is one teenage task that I will definitely never look at quite the same way again!\\n\\nI voluntarily read an Advance Reader Copy for Divine Magazine.\\n**Same worded review will appear on Goodreads, Amazon.co.uk and Amazon.com.**\",\n \"Product: Avon Gale wrote her first story at the age of seven, about a \\\"Space Hat\\\" hanging on a rack and waiting for that special person to come along and purchase it-even if it was a bit weirder than the other hats. Like all of Avon's characters, the space hat did get its happily ever after-though she's pretty sure it was with a unicorn. She likes to think her vocabulary has improved since then, but the theme of quirky people waiting for their perfect match is still one of her favorites. Avon grew up in the southern United States and now lives with her very patient husband in a liberal Midwestern college town. By day, Avon is a hair stylist who loves her job, her clients, and the opportunity to spend her time being creative and making people feel happy and look fabulous. When she's not writing, she's either doing some kind of craft project that makes a huge mess, reading, watching horror movies, listening to music, or yelling at her favorite hockey team to get it together already. Avon is always up for a road trip, adores Kentucky bourbon, thinks nothing is as stress relieving as a good rock concert, and will never say no to candy. At one point, Avon was the mayor of both Jazzercise and Lollicup on Foursquare. This tells you basically all you need to know about her as a person. Website: www.avongalewrites.com Email: avongalewrites@gmail.com Twitter: @avongalewrites Facebook: www.facebook.com/avongalewrites Pinterest: www.pinterest.com/avongalewrites\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 5 Stars - Simply Incredible!\\n\\nReview: What a wild ride this was! The previous books in this series have all had a fairly light tone to them - a feel-good, if you will. Empty Net takes a rather abrupt turn to the dark side of sports. This is the side where being the child of a sports legend isn't always what its cracked up to be. That said, this is far and away my favorite of the entire series. Its THAT good!\\n\\nLaurent devastated me...theres no other way to put it. He was nearly irretrievably broken, and his reason for ending up on the Spartanburg Spitfires team was shocking. His constant battling with players while on his dads team has caused the entirety of the Spitfires to loathe him, and hes fine with that, but for reasons completely contrary to what one might think. Laurent is in pieces, but Isaac may be the mortar that allows those pieces to fit together again and build a stronger man.\\n\\nIsaac has finally found his home. He loves being captain of the Spitfires, hes comfortably ensconced in Mischa and Maxs home, and hes found a surrogate family for the one that didn't want their child if he didn't fit their views on life. He has more reason than any other to hate Laurent, but hes inexorably drawn to the beautiful goalie. When he discovers a shocking truth, he can no more turn his back on Laurent than he could have previously fathomed being friends with the man.\\n\\nThe plot to this is filled with so much heartbreaking sadness, and angst, and forgiveness, and friendship, and acceptance, and finally, finally, true happiness. The subplots are interesting and provide a break from the heavy nature of the story. Laurents eating disorders are the only thing hes in control of, and watching him try to let them go and learn to accept his own worth is an incredible journey all on its own. The main characters are stunning in their intensity. The peripheral characters keep things from going too dark, and as per usual, provide much levity.\\n\\nThe chemistry between Laurent and Isaac is stunning, and theres a surprise here, as well (you have to read the story to find out what that is). Isaac gets to take on a new role in the bedroom, and the dynamics between the two men will rock you! By the end, I was cheering and crying at the same time.\\n\\nThis is a stellar new pinnacle from an author who just keeps raising the bar!\\n\\n***I voluntarily read an Advance Reader Copy for Dreamspinner Press. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***\",\n \"Product: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Ava Drake grew up in the heart of the rural Midwest but beat a hasty retreat to the big city and bright lights as fast as humanly possible. Armed with a pilot's license, fluency in several languages, a large dose of daring, and her dashing good looks, she took off to travel the world. She flew everything from single-seat private airplanes to supersonic jets and the western world's largest airplane, the mighty C-5 Galaxy. In her adventures, she visited forty-two countries on five continents, was detained by the KGB and East German secret police, got shot at, flew in the first Gulf War, met her shockingly handsome husband, and amassed a lifetime's worth of war stories. Along the way, she engaged in a little light espionage and met more than her share of dark, dangerous, and good-looking men. Travel weary at last, she came home and settled down to the business of writing stories of romance and adventure, which may or may not be autobiographical. Winner of a Golden Heart and Holt Medallion for writing, Ava is a five-time finalist and two-time winner of the prestigious RITA Award for Romance Fiction. She's also a two-time winner of RT Book Review's Best Harlequin Romantic Suspense Novel of the Year, and is a Romantic Times Lifetime Career Achievement nominee.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Missing Senators and Illicit Affairs, Oh My!\\n\\nReview: ***Missing Senators and Illicit Affairs, Oh My!***\\n\\nThis book is seriously over the top - and it was so much fun! Stone is a rough-around-the-edges, take-no-crap, top notch bodyguard, and hes been assigned to one of the biggest security nightmares in his career. The senator hes been sent to wants nothing to do with security and, in fact, is staying at the worst possible hotel for security completely on purpose! Death threats? Bah, who cares?! When the senator goes missing of his own free will, well, whats a bodyguard to do?\\n\\nChristian loathes his boss, but he loves his job as aide to a senator. Desperately needing a break one evening, he heads to the bar of the hotel. When he sees a gorgeous guy hanging out, he has no qualms about hooking up with the handsome stranger - until said stranger turns out to be the newest member of Christians boss security team. Awkward!\\n\\nI giggled my way through this book. I felt so badly for Stone. Despite the fact that he agreed to masquerade, he was so obviously out of his element that it was nearly farcical. Ms. Drake did an excellent job portraying the moral dilemmas Stone faced repeatedly. The plot is rather predictable, but Ive come to realize that is the norm with a Dreamspun Desires book, so okay. The characters are fleshed out well, there is sizzling chemistry between the two main characters from the start, and the frustration they face in trying to not be together for the sake of the job is written nicely. The whodunit wasn't glaringly obvious, though it wasn't particularly difficult, either. This is a fun read, and Im rating it at 3.5 stars, rounding up for sites that don't take halves. Give it a try - Im looking forward to the next in the series!\\n\\n***ARC provided by Dreamspinner Press in exchange for an honest review. Read and reviewed by Cat from Alpha Book Club.***\",\n \"Product: Kate Fierro spent ten years translating, editing, and reviewing other people's words before making an impulse decision to write down some of her own. She hasn't been able to stop ever since. Kate lives in Europe and is bilingual, with more love for her adopted language than her native one. With nearly a million words under her belt, Love Starved is Kate's debut novel.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 3.5 Rounded Up to Four Stars for a Good Debut Novel\\n\\nReview: Im not a big fan of the fake boyfriend trope, so I wasn't sure what I was going to think about this when I realized that was where it was headed. However, I ended up loving this book, for a multitude of reasons. Angel/Aiden is a realist - in order to do what he needs done, he must do what he might not have considered previously. These reasons aren't explained until way far into the book, and Im not revealing them here! :)\\n\\nMicah has dedicated himself to the singular pursuit of his business success, so when his best friend presents him with a card for an escort that she has used, hes hesitant to do anything with it. A few drinks later (and a few more drinks after that), and Micah reaches out to the inimitable Angel, and for an astronomical amount of money, Angel agrees to create the perfect date over the course of four hours on the evening of Micahs choice.\\n\\nWhen they're spotted by someone on their date, Micahs sister goes over the moon, demands to meet him, and things begin to spiral out of control from there. The chemistry is off the charts strong, and I found the plot to be both amusing as well as heartbreaking. The pacing, on the other hand, was all over the place, but I understand that this is a debut novel, and no one is perfect on the first try. Stick with it - you won't regret it!\\n\\nThese characters will touch your heart, tickle your funny bone, and make you devastatingly angry by turns. Im rating this at three and a half stars, rounding up to four for sites that don't take halves - and Im looking forward to more by this author!\\n\\n***ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. 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The summary of the review text is \"A new way to clean up\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"<div id=\"video-block-R1NOYWRQ61SJH4\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/E1zN2WVaP8S.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91jKhDj82lS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> This is not the kind of book this old redneck would ordinarily read. However, I was browsing our Amazon affiliate reports and found that this book is the number one book purchased by our readers.\n\nFurthermore, this is the number one book recommended to our blog readers by Amazon based on their prior purchases and views.\n\nThe author of this book, Marie Kondo, has spent her entire life, at least from the time she was five, studying the art of tidying the house. We see so much about minimalist living and tiny house living that it seems everyone has an idea about how to go about reducing the amount of clutter in ones life. Ms. Kondo has a very no-nonsense approach that she teaches in the book regarding decluttering your living space beyond anything else I have read before.\n\nI believe very much a good bit of what is taught in this book. For instance, I have noticed that when our house is neat and clean, our finances are better off.\n\nMs. Kondo speaks as if she believes that homes have spirits or feelings. My family and I have felt this very much in houses we have lived as well as houses we have tried to purchase in the past. Sometimes it appears that a house just loves you.\n\nMany people experience this with a car. After a while, they become one with the car when they are driving it. My wife, Suzanne, feels very much at one with our car we call Zoomie. Years ago, I felt this way about a car I called Bird-2. It was as if the car could read my mind.\n\nThis book is a good light read with a good deal of insight. Grab a copy online at Amazon or borrow it free from your local library.\n\nFTC required notice: This blog author has no affiliation what-so-ever with the author of this book. We purchased the hardback copy from Amazon at the regular Amazon price. This author was in no way influenced or encouraged to write a positive review."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"<div id=\"video-block-R1NOYWRQ61SJH4\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/E1zN2WVaP8S.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91jKhDj82lS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> This is not the kind of book this old redneck would ordinarily read. However, I was browsing our Amazon affiliate reports and found that this book is the number one book purchased by our readers.\n\nFurthermore, this is the number one book recommended to our blog readers by Amazon based on their prior purchases and views.\n\nThe author of this book, Marie Kondo, has spent her entire life, at least from the time she was five, studying the art of tidying the house. We see so much about minimalist living and tiny house living that it seems everyone has an idea about how to go about reducing the amount of clutter in ones life. Ms. Kondo has a very no-nonsense approach that she teaches in the book regarding decluttering your living space beyond anything else I have read before.\n\nI believe very much a good bit of what is taught in this book. For instance, I have noticed that when our house is neat and clean, our finances are better off.\n\nMs. Kondo speaks as if she believes that homes have spirits or feelings. My family and I have felt this very much in houses we have lived as well as houses we have tried to purchase in the past. Sometimes it appears that a house just loves you.\n\nMany people experience this with a car. After a while, they become one with the car when they are driving it. My wife, Suzanne, feels very much at one with our car we call Zoomie. Years ago, I felt this way about a car I called Bird-2. It was as if the car could read my mind.\n\nThis book is a good light read with a good deal of insight. Grab a copy online at Amazon or borrow it free from your local library.\n\nFTC required notice: This blog author has no affiliation what-so-ever with the author of this book. We purchased the hardback copy from Amazon at the regular Amazon price. This author was in no way influenced or encouraged to write a positive review."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Premium nonstick finish, inside and out for stick-free cooking and easy cleaning, fully immiscible and dishwasher safe with heat control removed. 120 volts, 60 Hz only\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A redneck tells it all.\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R2GMJFCXKG8ROO\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/E1FeL-z-eBS.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/01gsNrxQtUS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> Our family is a mix of many religions: Pentecostal Holiness, Church of God, Southern Baptist, Independent Baptist, Mormon, and Catholic.\n\nWe do our best to observe the holidays from as many religions as possible. Our Muslim friends help us to understand their holy days and we do our best to honor them as we can.\n\nIt is Lent, a Catholic holy season. Part of the observance of this holy season is to have fish on Friday. It really does not seem to matter if the fish is a tuna sandwich, or fried catfish, or any other type of fish, for that matter.\n\nAll the restaurants around have a Lenten special this time of year because our area is heavily Roman Catholic. We cant afford to eat out like that, but we did want to observe the holiday. So, we bought the Presto Big Kettle 8-Quart Multi-Cooker/Steamer.\n\nWith it, we can fry catfish for much less than it would cost to eat out every Friday.\n\nThis deep fryer is great. Just fill the kettle up to the oil line with cooking oil and let the oil get to the desired 400-degree temperature.\n\nThen, we just bread the catfish, put it in the basket, and put the basket in the oil. Let it cook till the desired level of doneness and then drain. The fish comes out perfectly. No more burns from hot oil from trying to fry it in the frying pan.\n\nThe basket makes removing the hot fish easy.\n\nWe Southerners deep-fry everything. It cooked our fried okra perfectly. The Presto Big Kettle 8-Quart Multi-Cooker/Steamer makes frying a decent amount of French fries a snap.\n\nWe purchased this not knowing how well it would work out. We are so glad we did. Clean up is easy since everything is immersible except for the cord and temperature control. The kettle, lid, and strainer are all dishwasher-safe.","Product: Upgrade your home entertainment system with the Sanyo DVD recorder with VCR. It uses Dolby digital stream out and progressive scan video out. This player combo Features parental lock, DVD/CD compatibility and a variety of inputs and outputs. It includes a remote with AA batteries and an a/V cable. It has 5-speed recording for up to 6 hours of recording time. It also Features 2-way dubbing. 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And, we would have to trust the United States Postal Service with priceless, irreplaceable memories.\n\nWe decided to try to find a way to do it ourselves. We still had a few VCRs. We had a DVD recorder. The problem was finding a power supply for the DVD recorder. We began to look for one.\n\nAlong the way, we discovered the Sanyo DVD Recorder/VCR. We were able to dub those old VHS tapes to a DVD and then take the DVD and use Freemake software to convert the DVDs to MP4.\n\nWe were able to create some great videos using the Sanyo DVD Recorder/VCR. Dubbing is simple and easy. The results are great even though some of our tapes are thirty years old. This is a great way to save those VHS tapes.","Product: Paw Pods eco-friendly, biodegradable pet burial pods and urns help provide closure for your customers during one of life’s most difficult times. Paw Pods make the terrible experience of losing a pet better by delivering the body of the beloved family member in a dignified manner. At Paw Pods we want to do our part to protect the environment. Our Pods are made from 100% biodegradable materials. Our remarkable durable pods and urns are constructed of bamboo fiber and rice husk. Each Pod is accompanied with a sympathy card and seeded leaf designed for planting with the pod to create a living memorial. Our green-conscious philosophy underlies all of our development and production activities.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What a Great Idea\n\nReview: Losing a pet is a very hard thing to do. For most of us, our pets are family. If only there were an affordable way to bury our little furry family with dignity and proper respect.\n\nWell, now there is. The people over at PawPods have developed a biodegradable pet coffin designed to inter our loved ones in a way that is affordable and dignified. These pet coffins range from about $100-150 on Amazon.com.\n\nNo one wants to think about the time when our little family member will no longer be with us. However, having a biodegradable way to protect them from other animals and the elements for a while is very comforting. I wish we had one of these when we had to bury little Xerxes. It would have been much more comforting had we already had one on hand at the time.\n\nPaw Pods are made out of bamboo and rice and come with a sympathy card and seed packet as a way to remember our little fur babies.\n\nWe were sent a complimentary Paw Pod. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\n\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255.","Product: Jack Welch knows how to win. During his forty-year career at General Electric, he led the company to year-after-year success around the globe, in multiple markets, against brutal competition. His honest, be-the-best style of management became the gold standard in business, with his relentless focus on people, teamwork, and profits.\\n\\nWelch has written a philosophical and pragmatic book that is destined to become the bible of business for generations to come. It clearly lays out the answers to the most difficult and important questions people face both on and off the job. Welch's optimistic, no excuses, get-it-done mind-set is riveting. Packed with personal anecdotes and written in Jack's distinctive no b.s. voice, Winning is a great read and a great business book.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Winning by Jack Welch is a great follow-up to his book\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R1LEPXTKO0SI7Z\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/D1NbqB0bOtS.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91BTE8sxVUS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> Winning by Jack Welch is a great follow-up to his book, jack: Straight from the Gut. The concept of Winning is not to tell Jacks story; that is what he did in the first book. The concept is to give some guidance to managers and would-be managers on how to manage, from Jacks perspective.\n\nThe book takes a second look at Welchs concept of Differentiation. Differentiation and the Differentiation Vitality Curve are two of the most misunderstood ideas to come on the management scene. Welch attempts to put his ideas of differentiation into a proper perspective.\n\nSince his retirement, Welch has been giving speeches and presentations around the world attempting to answer many management questions. Welch also sits on several corporate boards and is a consultant to several organizations.\n\nWinning is a compilation of the most asked questions Welch has run into during his talks and while consulting and sitting on corporate boards.\n\nWinning is a direct contrast to Alfred Sloanss book My Years with General Motors. Welch attempts to provide the How to whereas Sloan attempts to tell how he and his contemporaries did what they did without blowing his own horn.\n\nThis is not the type of book where one would say, The only management book you will ever need. It does, however, provide some basic insight into the world of management and how to move up the corporate ladder.","Product: Growing old has been the greatest surprise of my life, says Billy Graham,known by many as Gods Ambassador. I would have never guessed what God had in store for me, and I know that as I am nearing home, He will not forsake me the last mile of the way. In Nearing Home this man of faith-now in his nineties-explores the challenges of aging while gleaning foundational truths from Scripture. Billy Graham invites us to journey with him as he considers the golden years while anticipating the hope of being reunited with his wife, Ruth, in his heavenly home that eclipses this world.When granted many years of life, growing old in age is natural, but growing old with grace is a choice, says the author. Growing older with grace is possible for all who will set their hearts and minds on the Giver of grace, the Lord Jesus Christ.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The beginning of the end.\n\nReview: Billy Graham is known by almost everybody around the world. He has been an evangelist for a long time. Millions have given their hearts to God while attending one of his crusades or watching them on television. Dr. Graham is a great evangelist with a great life story.\n\nIn Nearing Home, Reverend Billy Graham seeks to give some insight into the aging process while encouraging us to prepare for the time when we make it home to be with our Heavenly Father. Dr. Graham speaks lovingly of his wife, who made it home before he did, and how he looks forward to being reunited with her in God's Glorious Kingdom.\n\nThis book is an easy read, but it takes time to get through it because it is so thought-provoking. I found my mind thinking deeply about the different things that Billy Graham wrote about.\n\nNo matter how old you are it is always a good time to think about preparing for the journey and to look forward to Nearing Home.\n\nI received a copy of this book free of charge from the publisher through booksneeze.com. Although I received this book for the purpose of making a review the opinions expressed by me are in no way influenced by the publisher. I am free to express any opinion I have of the book.\nI am making this statement in accordance with FTC Regulation 16 CFR, Part 255","Product: Charles Capps is a retired farmer, land developer, and ordained minister who travels throughout the United States sharing the truth of God's Word. He has taught Bible seminars for thirty years, sharing how Christians can apply the Word to the circumstances of life and live victoriously. Besides authoring several books, including the bestselling The Tongue-A Creative Force, and the minibook God's Creative Power, which has sold over 3 million copies, Charles Capps Ministries has a national daily syndicated radio broadcast and a weekly television broadcast aired over several networks called "Concepts of Faith."\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Claim your finances in Jesus Name!\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-ROTFMYO01FK3H\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/F1VHVaZj3cS.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/118FVB7Lr-S.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> Call it what you will; The Law of Attraction, The Power of Positive Thinking, or whatever, the bottom line is that God is in control of the universe and He has great gifts for you.\n\nCharles and Annette Capps have written Gods Creative Power For Finances to teach us how to claim our financial and other miracles in Jesus Name.\n\nGod does not want us Christians to suffer and starve. He wants us to ask for what we desire and CLAIM it in Jesus Name.\n\nGod has healed our finances. He has supplied all our needs. He will heal your finances, too, if you will call on Him.\n\nThis little book is chock full of the Biblical principles that control our financial lives. You can claim better finances from God and He WILL provide.\n\nWe give this book all five stars. It is very well-written and packs a great deal of wealth and inspiration.\n\nWe claim and abundance in Jesus Name.","Product: Tim Cole is the Founder and Chief Executive Officer of The Compass Alliance. His experience is exceptionally broad across sales, marketing, human resources, training, market access, and leadership development. He has enjoyed a number of senior level positions in the pharmaceutical industry literally managing billions of dollars in portfolio and thousands of employees over the course of his career. He played an instrumental role in the growth of a small Midwestern firm into one of the largest healthcare companies in the world. Along the way hes been intimately involved in sourcing and developing talent and his mentorship of scores of individuals who have gone on to assume senior level roles with other companies has earned him industry wide accolades. Hes helped launched 20 new brands to the market and played key roles in 6 legitimate blockbusters. He is a multiple winner of Excellence in Leadership Awards and is regarded as one of the most highly respected veterans in the healthcare arena. He is the architect of Strategic Performance Planning, has contributed to multiple books on leadership and the future of healthcare, and is himself, a published author. But much of his journey transcends the roles assigned. He counts among his most significant accomplishments the ability to survive and thrive in the face of over 2-dozen restructures and 5 mergers and acquisitions, becoming over time one of the few industry veterans to successfully weather the waves of downsizings that swept the pharmaceutical world. The experiences and the insights gained inform the book The Compass Solution. Tim is married to his high school sweetheart Nancy and they are the proud parents of two sons, one daughter-in-law and one brand new grandson.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Guide to Winning Your Career as the next best thing. Cole mentors those younger than himself on ...\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R32VUYPNCJ8ZW1\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/E1-5NEGrgtS.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/118FVB7Lr-S.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> Have you ever wished you could go back and talk to your younger self and tell yourself the right thing to do in situations that were new to your younger self?\n\nWell, since Tim Cole cant do that, he wrote The Compass Solution: A Guide to Winning Your Career as the next best thing.\n\nCole mentors those younger than himself on how to survive the corporate world. He explains leadership and management and the difference between the two.\n\nHe gives a host of great books to read to help younger people navigate the corporate world they are woefully unprepared for after college.\n\nThis is the type of book we wish had been available when we were first starting out in the world. This would have come in handy back when we were wet behind the ears.\n\nCole managed to survive employment with the the same company for over thirty years. Part of this was dumb luck. Part of it, though, was very astute planning and learning from past mistakes.\n\nCole provides very sage advice and a dose of common sense which is not so common these days. This would make a great gift for a soon-to-be college graduate.\nThe Compass Solution is a great read. We give it all five stars. The advice in this book could be very helpful for anyone who is first entering a career.\n\nWe were sent a complimentary copy of this book. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\n\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255.","Product: Are you searching for your next challenge? Are you tempted to go to business school? Before you do, save your money and read \"The Personal MBA\". Getting an MBA takes two years of your life. And most of it is spent on PowerPoint presentations and outdated financial models, rather than learning what it takes to run a real business. \"The Personal MBA\" distils the most valuable lessons of the finest business schools and the best business books of all time into simple, memorable ideas and tools. It covers concepts such as The Iron Law of the Market, The 12 Forms of Value, The Pricing Uncertainty Principle, and The 4 Methods to Increase Revenue. This book is all you need to learn the fundamentals of business quickly, and discover exactly how to apply them to transform your career.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A must read book\n\nReview: The Personal MBA: Master the Art of Business by Josh Kaufman is one of those \"have to read\" books. The whole premise behind The Personal MBA: Master the Art of Business is the same as for the Redneck MBA. That is, one does not have to go to a business school or even takes courses on-line to have the equivalent of an MBA.\n\nKaufman provides explanations of many different concepts and defines numerous terms in a simple, easy to read, format. The only problem I saw with the book was that 8% of the book was used to tell the reader why they should read the book and why they did not need an MBA.\n\nI am an MBA and I could not agree with Kaufman more. The only real reason I see for one to pursue an MBA is to have that piece of paper to show credibility to get one's foot in the door. If a person already has their foot in the door, so to speak, then the credentials aren't necessary.\nOne of the best parts of this book is that Kaufman provides a list of the books he thinks are most important for a business student to read. Most of them I have read and have reviewed on line or will be reviewing. Some others I have had on my reading list for a long time. A few I had never heard of, but do intend to read in the future.\n\nWill reading this book give you all the information you need for business? No, it won't, but it will give you some background and provide some resources to point you further down the road.\nAs you get started in trying to learn more about the world of business, it might well be a good idea to read The Personal MBA: Master the Art of Business by Josh Kaufman and visit his web site at [...]","Product: Charles Capps is a retired farmer, land developer, and ordained minister who travels throughout the United States sharing the truth of God's Word. He has taught Bible seminars for thirty years, sharing how Christians can apply the Word to the circumstances of life and live victoriously. Besides authoring several books, including the bestselling The Tongue-A Creative Force, and the minibook God's Creative Power, which has sold over 3 million copies, Charles Capps Ministries has a national daily syndicated radio broadcast and a weekly television broadcast aired over several networks called "Concepts of Faith."\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: God is in control of everything.\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R3EBNPWXH697CZ\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/F1E1xuoE-1S.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/118FVB7Lr-S.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> You can call it The Law of Attraction, The Power of Positive Thinking, or whatever. The thing is, God is in control of everything and He wants the best for you. He has given us the power to claim miracles in His name and He will do it.\n\nGod wants what is best for us. He gave us the ability to control our lives through the simple principle of asking for what we desire, and claiming the positive outcome in His name.\n\nThe author, Charles Capps, gives his readers the How to guide about how to claim miracles in Jesus Name, simply by speaking them into being.\n\nWe give Calling Things That Are Not by Charles Capps all five stars. It is very well-written. It is short, concise, and authoritative. You will learn a great deal about God and the universe by reading this short book.\n\nGod has given us great health, excellent vision and financial abundance. We just have to call on Him to get it.","Product: Felicia Di John, author of The Cutie Series Books, has long been an animal lover, and is passionate in her support for dog rescue. She created The Cutie Series based on her own rescue chihuahua, Cutie, whom she adores, and who has brought so much love and joy into her home. She hopes her books will help educate young readers about life lessons and instill in them a love for animals. She lives in the desert Southwest with her family and her own little Cutie.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great Kids' Book\n\nReview: <div id=\"video-block-R2ZO6HLUAB6C7J\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\"></div><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/D1aq6qWccaS.mp4\" class=\"video-url\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"\" value=\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/01gsNrxQtUS.png\" class=\"video-slate-img-url\"> We have to say that Cutie Meets Mr. Lizard is a very sweet and cute book. The illustrations are wonderful. In fact, if one did not know that some of the trees in it were not real, they would have a difficult time telling it.\n\nCutie gets tired of eating the same old thing day after day, so she starts off on an adventure while her mom is at school. This leads to her realizing that she has things pretty good at home.\n\nWe give this book all five stars. It is well-written and well-illustrated. We think the child on your list will love it, too.\n\nWe were sent a complimentary copy of this book. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\n\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255.","Product: Susan is a retired LNFA in Stamford, Texas. This is her first book. You can contact Susan at ABreachofTrust2016@gmail.com.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This Book is scary because it is true!\n\nReview: We have recently spent time in a nursing home. This is Davids second time in one in the last five years. Suzanne goes with him.\n\nWe have all heard horror stories of terrible care inside nursing homes and skilled nursing centers. A Breach of Trust goes even further.\n\nIn the State of Texas, a person of any age can be declared incompetent by a probate judge on the say so of any doctor, competent or not. It gets worse. Once that person is declared incompetent, the court decides what happens to that persons assets. Most of time, they are eaten up by legal fees.\n\nA Breach of Trust is eye-opening. Anyone who lives in Texas should read this book, then reach out to their elected officials and stop the madness.\n\nWhat happens in a prison is bad. What happens in a nursing home is even worse. But to make things unbearable, the court often forces competent people into nursing homes against their will and then rapes them financially.\n\nWe give A Breach of Trust all five stars. This book is very well-written and hard to put down. We won't go so far as to call it entertaining. What it is is downright horrifying.\n\nWe were sent a complimentary copy of this book. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\n\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Premium nonstick finish, inside and out for stick-free cooking and easy cleaning, fully immiscible and dishwasher safe with heat control removed. 120 volts, 60 Hz only\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A redneck tells it all.\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R2GMJFCXKG8ROO\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/E1FeL-z-eBS.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/01gsNrxQtUS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> Our family is a mix of many religions: Pentecostal Holiness, Church of God, Southern Baptist, Independent Baptist, Mormon, and Catholic.\\n\\nWe do our best to observe the holidays from as many religions as possible. Our Muslim friends help us to understand their holy days and we do our best to honor them as we can.\\n\\nIt is Lent, a Catholic holy season. Part of the observance of this holy season is to have fish on Friday. It really does not seem to matter if the fish is a tuna sandwich, or fried catfish, or any other type of fish, for that matter.\\n\\nAll the restaurants around have a Lenten special this time of year because our area is heavily Roman Catholic. We cant afford to eat out like that, but we did want to observe the holiday. So, we bought the Presto Big Kettle 8-Quart Multi-Cooker/Steamer.\\n\\nWith it, we can fry catfish for much less than it would cost to eat out every Friday.\\n\\nThis deep fryer is great. Just fill the kettle up to the oil line with cooking oil and let the oil get to the desired 400-degree temperature.\\n\\nThen, we just bread the catfish, put it in the basket, and put the basket in the oil. Let it cook till the desired level of doneness and then drain. The fish comes out perfectly. No more burns from hot oil from trying to fry it in the frying pan.\\n\\nThe basket makes removing the hot fish easy.\\n\\nWe Southerners deep-fry everything. It cooked our fried okra perfectly. The Presto Big Kettle 8-Quart Multi-Cooker/Steamer makes frying a decent amount of French fries a snap.\\n\\nWe purchased this not knowing how well it would work out. We are so glad we did. Clean up is easy since everything is immersible except for the cord and temperature control. The kettle, lid, and strainer are all dishwasher-safe.\",\n \"Product: Upgrade your home entertainment system with the Sanyo DVD recorder with VCR. It uses Dolby digital stream out and progressive scan video out. This player combo Features parental lock, DVD/CD compatibility and a variety of inputs and outputs. It includes a remote with AA batteries and an a/V cable. It has 5-speed recording for up to 6 hours of recording time. It also Features 2-way dubbing. Now you can have line-in recording through your cable or satellite box.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An economical way to transfer VHS to DVD and the other way around.\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-RWAB83WAPTSV6\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/E10KhMsz62S.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/01gsNrxQtUS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> Recently we were going through a bunch of old VHS tapes and found tapes that we had recorded long ago. We had not forgotten them. We often wondered if they were even still watchable.\\n\\nWe decided to try to get them converted from VHS to DVD and then ultimately to MP4. But how do you do that? We found places online that would convert one tape for $12.95, plus shipping and tax. This sounded a bit costly. And, we would have to trust the United States Postal Service with priceless, irreplaceable memories.\\n\\nWe decided to try to find a way to do it ourselves. We still had a few VCRs. We had a DVD recorder. The problem was finding a power supply for the DVD recorder. We began to look for one.\\n\\nAlong the way, we discovered the Sanyo DVD Recorder/VCR. We were able to dub those old VHS tapes to a DVD and then take the DVD and use Freemake software to convert the DVDs to MP4.\\n\\nWe were able to create some great videos using the Sanyo DVD Recorder/VCR. Dubbing is simple and easy. The results are great even though some of our tapes are thirty years old. This is a great way to save those VHS tapes.\",\n \"Product: Paw Pods eco-friendly, biodegradable pet burial pods and urns help provide closure for your customers during one of life’s most difficult times. Paw Pods make the terrible experience of losing a pet better by delivering the body of the beloved family member in a dignified manner. At Paw Pods we want to do our part to protect the environment. Our Pods are made from 100% biodegradable materials. Our remarkable durable pods and urns are constructed of bamboo fiber and rice husk. Each Pod is accompanied with a sympathy card and seeded leaf designed for planting with the pod to create a living memorial. Our green-conscious philosophy underlies all of our development and production activities.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What a Great Idea\\n\\nReview: Losing a pet is a very hard thing to do. For most of us, our pets are family. If only there were an affordable way to bury our little furry family with dignity and proper respect.\\n\\nWell, now there is. The people over at PawPods have developed a biodegradable pet coffin designed to inter our loved ones in a way that is affordable and dignified. These pet coffins range from about $100-150 on Amazon.com.\\n\\nNo one wants to think about the time when our little family member will no longer be with us. However, having a biodegradable way to protect them from other animals and the elements for a while is very comforting. I wish we had one of these when we had to bury little Xerxes. It would have been much more comforting had we already had one on hand at the time.\\n\\nPaw Pods are made out of bamboo and rice and come with a sympathy card and seed packet as a way to remember our little fur babies.\\n\\nWe were sent a complimentary Paw Pod. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\\n\\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255.\",\n \"Product: Jack Welch knows how to win. During his forty-year career at General Electric, he led the company to year-after-year success around the globe, in multiple markets, against brutal competition. His honest, be-the-best style of management became the gold standard in business, with his relentless focus on people, teamwork, and profits.\\\\n\\\\nWelch has written a philosophical and pragmatic book that is destined to become the bible of business for generations to come. It clearly lays out the answers to the most difficult and important questions people face both on and off the job. Welch's optimistic, no excuses, get-it-done mind-set is riveting. Packed with personal anecdotes and written in Jack's distinctive no b.s. voice, Winning is a great read and a great business book.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Winning by Jack Welch is a great follow-up to his book\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R1LEPXTKO0SI7Z\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/D1NbqB0bOtS.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91BTE8sxVUS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> Winning by Jack Welch is a great follow-up to his book, jack: Straight from the Gut. The concept of Winning is not to tell Jacks story; that is what he did in the first book. The concept is to give some guidance to managers and would-be managers on how to manage, from Jacks perspective.\\n\\nThe book takes a second look at Welchs concept of Differentiation. Differentiation and the Differentiation Vitality Curve are two of the most misunderstood ideas to come on the management scene. Welch attempts to put his ideas of differentiation into a proper perspective.\\n\\nSince his retirement, Welch has been giving speeches and presentations around the world attempting to answer many management questions. Welch also sits on several corporate boards and is a consultant to several organizations.\\n\\nWinning is a compilation of the most asked questions Welch has run into during his talks and while consulting and sitting on corporate boards.\\n\\nWinning is a direct contrast to Alfred Sloanss book My Years with General Motors. Welch attempts to provide the How to whereas Sloan attempts to tell how he and his contemporaries did what they did without blowing his own horn.\\n\\nThis is not the type of book where one would say, The only management book you will ever need. It does, however, provide some basic insight into the world of management and how to move up the corporate ladder.\",\n \"Product: Growing old has been the greatest surprise of my life, says Billy Graham,known by many as Gods Ambassador. I would have never guessed what God had in store for me, and I know that as I am nearing home, He will not forsake me the last mile of the way. In Nearing Home this man of faith-now in his nineties-explores the challenges of aging while gleaning foundational truths from Scripture. Billy Graham invites us to journey with him as he considers the golden years while anticipating the hope of being reunited with his wife, Ruth, in his heavenly home that eclipses this world.When granted many years of life, growing old in age is natural, but growing old with grace is a choice, says the author. Growing older with grace is possible for all who will set their hearts and minds on the Giver of grace, the Lord Jesus Christ.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The beginning of the end.\\n\\nReview: Billy Graham is known by almost everybody around the world. He has been an evangelist for a long time. Millions have given their hearts to God while attending one of his crusades or watching them on television. Dr. Graham is a great evangelist with a great life story.\\n\\nIn Nearing Home, Reverend Billy Graham seeks to give some insight into the aging process while encouraging us to prepare for the time when we make it home to be with our Heavenly Father. Dr. Graham speaks lovingly of his wife, who made it home before he did, and how he looks forward to being reunited with her in God's Glorious Kingdom.\\n\\nThis book is an easy read, but it takes time to get through it because it is so thought-provoking. I found my mind thinking deeply about the different things that Billy Graham wrote about.\\n\\nNo matter how old you are it is always a good time to think about preparing for the journey and to look forward to Nearing Home.\\n\\nI received a copy of this book free of charge from the publisher through booksneeze.com. Although I received this book for the purpose of making a review the opinions expressed by me are in no way influenced by the publisher. I am free to express any opinion I have of the book.\\nI am making this statement in accordance with FTC Regulation 16 CFR, Part 255\",\n \"Product: Charles Capps is a retired farmer, land developer, and ordained minister who travels throughout the United States sharing the truth of God's Word. He has taught Bible seminars for thirty years, sharing how Christians can apply the Word to the circumstances of life and live victoriously. Besides authoring several books, including the bestselling The Tongue-A Creative Force, and the minibook God's Creative Power, which has sold over 3 million copies, Charles Capps Ministries has a national daily syndicated radio broadcast and a weekly television broadcast aired over several networks called "Concepts of Faith."\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Claim your finances in Jesus Name!\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-ROTFMYO01FK3H\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/F1VHVaZj3cS.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/118FVB7Lr-S.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> Call it what you will; The Law of Attraction, The Power of Positive Thinking, or whatever, the bottom line is that God is in control of the universe and He has great gifts for you.\\n\\nCharles and Annette Capps have written Gods Creative Power For Finances to teach us how to claim our financial and other miracles in Jesus Name.\\n\\nGod does not want us Christians to suffer and starve. He wants us to ask for what we desire and CLAIM it in Jesus Name.\\n\\nGod has healed our finances. He has supplied all our needs. He will heal your finances, too, if you will call on Him.\\n\\nThis little book is chock full of the Biblical principles that control our financial lives. You can claim better finances from God and He WILL provide.\\n\\nWe give this book all five stars. It is very well-written and packs a great deal of wealth and inspiration.\\n\\nWe claim and abundance in Jesus Name.\",\n \"Product: Tim Cole is the Founder and Chief Executive Officer of The Compass Alliance. His experience is exceptionally broad across sales, marketing, human resources, training, market access, and leadership development. He has enjoyed a number of senior level positions in the pharmaceutical industry literally managing billions of dollars in portfolio and thousands of employees over the course of his career. He played an instrumental role in the growth of a small Midwestern firm into one of the largest healthcare companies in the world. Along the way hes been intimately involved in sourcing and developing talent and his mentorship of scores of individuals who have gone on to assume senior level roles with other companies has earned him industry wide accolades. Hes helped launched 20 new brands to the market and played key roles in 6 legitimate blockbusters. He is a multiple winner of Excellence in Leadership Awards and is regarded as one of the most highly respected veterans in the healthcare arena. He is the architect of Strategic Performance Planning, has contributed to multiple books on leadership and the future of healthcare, and is himself, a published author. But much of his journey transcends the roles assigned. He counts among his most significant accomplishments the ability to survive and thrive in the face of over 2-dozen restructures and 5 mergers and acquisitions, becoming over time one of the few industry veterans to successfully weather the waves of downsizings that swept the pharmaceutical world. The experiences and the insights gained inform the book The Compass Solution. Tim is married to his high school sweetheart Nancy and they are the proud parents of two sons, one daughter-in-law and one brand new grandson.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Guide to Winning Your Career as the next best thing. Cole mentors those younger than himself on ...\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R32VUYPNCJ8ZW1\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/E1-5NEGrgtS.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/118FVB7Lr-S.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> Have you ever wished you could go back and talk to your younger self and tell yourself the right thing to do in situations that were new to your younger self?\\n\\nWell, since Tim Cole cant do that, he wrote The Compass Solution: A Guide to Winning Your Career as the next best thing.\\n\\nCole mentors those younger than himself on how to survive the corporate world. He explains leadership and management and the difference between the two.\\n\\nHe gives a host of great books to read to help younger people navigate the corporate world they are woefully unprepared for after college.\\n\\nThis is the type of book we wish had been available when we were first starting out in the world. This would have come in handy back when we were wet behind the ears.\\n\\nCole managed to survive employment with the the same company for over thirty years. Part of this was dumb luck. Part of it, though, was very astute planning and learning from past mistakes.\\n\\nCole provides very sage advice and a dose of common sense which is not so common these days. This would make a great gift for a soon-to-be college graduate.\\nThe Compass Solution is a great read. We give it all five stars. The advice in this book could be very helpful for anyone who is first entering a career.\\n\\nWe were sent a complimentary copy of this book. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\\n\\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255.\",\n \"Product: Are you searching for your next challenge? Are you tempted to go to business school? Before you do, save your money and read \\\"The Personal MBA\\\". Getting an MBA takes two years of your life. And most of it is spent on PowerPoint presentations and outdated financial models, rather than learning what it takes to run a real business. \\\"The Personal MBA\\\" distils the most valuable lessons of the finest business schools and the best business books of all time into simple, memorable ideas and tools. It covers concepts such as The Iron Law of the Market, The 12 Forms of Value, The Pricing Uncertainty Principle, and The 4 Methods to Increase Revenue. This book is all you need to learn the fundamentals of business quickly, and discover exactly how to apply them to transform your career.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A must read book\\n\\nReview: The Personal MBA: Master the Art of Business by Josh Kaufman is one of those \\\"have to read\\\" books. The whole premise behind The Personal MBA: Master the Art of Business is the same as for the Redneck MBA. That is, one does not have to go to a business school or even takes courses on-line to have the equivalent of an MBA.\\n\\nKaufman provides explanations of many different concepts and defines numerous terms in a simple, easy to read, format. The only problem I saw with the book was that 8% of the book was used to tell the reader why they should read the book and why they did not need an MBA.\\n\\nI am an MBA and I could not agree with Kaufman more. The only real reason I see for one to pursue an MBA is to have that piece of paper to show credibility to get one's foot in the door. If a person already has their foot in the door, so to speak, then the credentials aren't necessary.\\nOne of the best parts of this book is that Kaufman provides a list of the books he thinks are most important for a business student to read. Most of them I have read and have reviewed on line or will be reviewing. Some others I have had on my reading list for a long time. A few I had never heard of, but do intend to read in the future.\\n\\nWill reading this book give you all the information you need for business? No, it won't, but it will give you some background and provide some resources to point you further down the road.\\nAs you get started in trying to learn more about the world of business, it might well be a good idea to read The Personal MBA: Master the Art of Business by Josh Kaufman and visit his web site at [...]\",\n \"Product: Charles Capps is a retired farmer, land developer, and ordained minister who travels throughout the United States sharing the truth of God's Word. He has taught Bible seminars for thirty years, sharing how Christians can apply the Word to the circumstances of life and live victoriously. Besides authoring several books, including the bestselling The Tongue-A Creative Force, and the minibook God's Creative Power, which has sold over 3 million copies, Charles Capps Ministries has a national daily syndicated radio broadcast and a weekly television broadcast aired over several networks called "Concepts of Faith."\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: God is in control of everything.\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R3EBNPWXH697CZ\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/F1E1xuoE-1S.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/118FVB7Lr-S.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> You can call it The Law of Attraction, The Power of Positive Thinking, or whatever. The thing is, God is in control of everything and He wants the best for you. He has given us the power to claim miracles in His name and He will do it.\\n\\nGod wants what is best for us. He gave us the ability to control our lives through the simple principle of asking for what we desire, and claiming the positive outcome in His name.\\n\\nThe author, Charles Capps, gives his readers the How to guide about how to claim miracles in Jesus Name, simply by speaking them into being.\\n\\nWe give Calling Things That Are Not by Charles Capps all five stars. It is very well-written. It is short, concise, and authoritative. You will learn a great deal about God and the universe by reading this short book.\\n\\nGod has given us great health, excellent vision and financial abundance. We just have to call on Him to get it.\",\n \"Product: Felicia Di John, author of The Cutie Series Books, has long been an animal lover, and is passionate in her support for dog rescue. She created The Cutie Series based on her own rescue chihuahua, Cutie, whom she adores, and who has brought so much love and joy into her home. She hopes her books will help educate young readers about life lessons and instill in them a love for animals. She lives in the desert Southwest with her family and her own little Cutie.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Kids' Book\\n\\nReview: <div id=\\\"video-block-R2ZO6HLUAB6C7J\\\" class=\\\"a-section a-spacing-small a-spacing-top-mini video-block\\\"></div><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/D1aq6qWccaS.mp4\\\" class=\\\"video-url\\\"><input type=\\\"hidden\\\" name=\\\"\\\" value=\\\"https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/01gsNrxQtUS.png\\\" class=\\\"video-slate-img-url\\\"> We have to say that Cutie Meets Mr. Lizard is a very sweet and cute book. The illustrations are wonderful. In fact, if one did not know that some of the trees in it were not real, they would have a difficult time telling it.\\n\\nCutie gets tired of eating the same old thing day after day, so she starts off on an adventure while her mom is at school. This leads to her realizing that she has things pretty good at home.\\n\\nWe give this book all five stars. It is well-written and well-illustrated. We think the child on your list will love it, too.\\n\\nWe were sent a complimentary copy of this book. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\\n\\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255.\",\n \"Product: Susan is a retired LNFA in Stamford, Texas. This is her first book. You can contact Susan at ABreachofTrust2016@gmail.com.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This Book is scary because it is true!\\n\\nReview: We have recently spent time in a nursing home. This is Davids second time in one in the last five years. Suzanne goes with him.\\n\\nWe have all heard horror stories of terrible care inside nursing homes and skilled nursing centers. A Breach of Trust goes even further.\\n\\nIn the State of Texas, a person of any age can be declared incompetent by a probate judge on the say so of any doctor, competent or not. It gets worse. Once that person is declared incompetent, the court decides what happens to that persons assets. Most of time, they are eaten up by legal fees.\\n\\nA Breach of Trust is eye-opening. Anyone who lives in Texas should read this book, then reach out to their elected officials and stop the madness.\\n\\nWhat happens in a prison is bad. What happens in a nursing home is even worse. But to make things unbearable, the court often forces competent people into nursing homes against their will and then rapes them financially.\\n\\nWe give A Breach of Trust all five stars. This book is very well-written and hard to put down. We won't go so far as to call it entertaining. What it is is downright horrifying.\\n\\nWe were sent a complimentary copy of this book. We are under no obligation to write any review, positive or negative.\\n\\nWe are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission's 16 CFR, Part 255.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":11,"string":"11"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1368,"string":"1,368"}}},{"rowIdx":1369,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2IK9YLARCZ9YG"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"The last studio effort from their Warner Bros. era, this 1975 LP nearly went Top 40 and features the late, great Tommy Bolin on guitar. Includes Comin' Home; Lady Luck; Dealer; Love Child; Drifter , and more!\". The summary of the review text is \"Like Wine, This Album Has Aged Perfectly\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Whichever line-up you prefer, it has to be said that Deep Purple remained a tight and powerful unit even after the classic Blackmore-Gillan-Glover-Lord-Paice version had fractured. 1973-75 were uneasy years for the group, and \"Come Taste the Band\" is the best album from this shaky put productive era. Guitarist Ritchie Blackmore had gone by this time, preceeded in 1973 by bassist Roger Glover and lead screamer Ian Gillan. Their respective replacements were the late Tommy Bolin, Glenn Hughes, and David Coverdale, steered by faithful members Jon Lord and Ian Paice, to make this solid and charged effort.\n\"Come Taste the Band\" is often tight and limited in its structures, which actually helps the songs achieve their heights. It rocks ('Dealer'), it rolls ('You Keep On Moving,' 'Comin' Home'), it swoons (Bolin's interesting 'Owed To 'G,' a section of the track 'This Time Around'). The production is very meticulous and as a result, is very fitting to DP's brand of hard rock. In addition, much of the material translated very well onto the live stage, as many of the songs would become thrilling pieces of Deep Purple concerts throughout the brief remainder of their 70s career (see \"This Time Around: Live in Tokyo '75\").\nIts predecessors, \"Burn\" and \"Stormbringer,\" were fine efforts, but neither have aged as well as \"Come Taste the Band.\" Upon first listen, without knowing the history, this album hardly sounds as if it were recorded by a band that was ready to buckle under professional and personal pressures. Rather, it sounds like a band just getting started, mainly because it's not as complex as earlier efforts. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case, and \"Come Taste the Band\" would be Deep Purple's last album for nearly a decade."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Whichever line-up you prefer, it has to be said that Deep Purple remained a tight and powerful unit even after the classic Blackmore-Gillan-Glover-Lord-Paice version had fractured. 1973-75 were uneasy years for the group, and \"Come Taste the Band\" is the best album from this shaky put productive era. Guitarist Ritchie Blackmore had gone by this time, preceeded in 1973 by bassist Roger Glover and lead screamer Ian Gillan. Their respective replacements were the late Tommy Bolin, Glenn Hughes, and David Coverdale, steered by faithful members Jon Lord and Ian Paice, to make this solid and charged effort.\n\"Come Taste the Band\" is often tight and limited in its structures, which actually helps the songs achieve their heights. It rocks ('Dealer'), it rolls ('You Keep On Moving,' 'Comin' Home'), it swoons (Bolin's interesting 'Owed To 'G,' a section of the track 'This Time Around'). The production is very meticulous and as a result, is very fitting to DP's brand of hard rock. In addition, much of the material translated very well onto the live stage, as many of the songs would become thrilling pieces of Deep Purple concerts throughout the brief remainder of their 70s career (see \"This Time Around: Live in Tokyo '75\").\nIts predecessors, \"Burn\" and \"Stormbringer,\" were fine efforts, but neither have aged as well as \"Come Taste the Band.\" Upon first listen, without knowing the history, this album hardly sounds as if it were recorded by a band that was ready to buckle under professional and personal pressures. Rather, it sounds like a band just getting started, mainly because it's not as complex as earlier efforts. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case, and \"Come Taste the Band\" would be Deep Purple's last album for nearly a decade."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: PINK FLOYD The Endless River CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Music Reclaims the Pink Floyd Banner\n\nReview: The sort-of-new Pink Floyd album is not a concept album; it's not a scathing commentary on Mary Whitehouse or the Falklands Conflict; it's not fraught with behind-the-scenes drama, there's no tug-of-war between Dave Gilmour and erstwhile Floydmate Roger Waters. \"The Endless River\" is, in its simplest description, just a bunch of beautiful and intriguing music, augmented and expanded remnants from the last breath of studio-Floyd twenty years ago. Those expecting to find Orwellian themes will be disappointed. Listeners will be delighted however, if they long to hear something that echoes the pre-\"Dark Side of the Moon\" explosion in Floyd's popularity, when soundscapes and music were the focus, before the weight shifted in the late 70s to lyrics that preached of the evil and insanity within all of us. The music here approaches the varied and striking moods of \"Meddle,\" or the more cohesive moments of \"Ummagumma.\" Again, simply put, it's just a collection of beautifully crafted music.\nThere's a general consensus about Pink Floyd's mystique and legend, at least among those not obsessed with the in-fighting that cast a pall over the already gloomy but masterful \"Animals\" and \"The Wall\" for so many years. That consensus is that somehow the music was always greater than the individuals creating it, no matter whether there were four members, five (briefly), four again, three, three again, or now only two. Floyd's legendary \"faceless\" album covers were one of the things that made them so anonymous in the 70s and allowed the music to take the lead role.\nThen came the internet, and all of that was spoiled.\nBut \"The Endless River\" restores some of that faceless aura, where the music is in the spotlight - not Maggie Thatcher, not EMI's lawyers. For that matter, not even Dave Gilmour or Nick Mason are the focus. The album is indeed a tribute to late Floyd member Rick Wright, and, the politics and the disputes have vanished - the music has again reclaimed the Pink Floyd name. There is no better way to end this band's catalog than with \"The Endless River.\"","Product: Tracklisting:\n1 Confusion / \n2 Voices / \n3 Private person / \n4 Strange rhythm \n5 Cuts like a diamond / \n6 By touching / \n7 How do you do it / \n8 Seems we were dreaming /\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: One of the Most Obscure, Curious Items in the 'Pink Floyd: Solo' Catalog\n\nReview: In 1984, Pink Floyd's erstwhile keyboardist Richard Wright (who had been acrimoniously ousted from the group for a few years by this point) teamed with Fashion member Dave Harris for a one-off album, \"Identity,\" released oddly under the moniker Zee. Before re-joining Floyd, Wright would call \"Identity\" a mistake; \"the quiet one\" of Pink Floyd had often been critical of his own efforts in and out of the band, but many fans would agree with him this time. \"Identity\" was purely-1984, bathed in synth and keyboards and other production techniques that make the album sound quite dated in 2013 (though let's be fair - if \"Identity\" is dated because of its musical sound, fellow Floyd member Roger Waters' 80s efforts are just as dated for their discourses on Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher).\nHowever, if a diehard Floyd fan dives into the album knowing it's a curious venture in studio-sterile synth-pop, and if you're into that sort of thing, it's not as bad as its obscurity suggests. The vocals are strong throughout, and there are surprisingly more than a few worth-repeating moments. The album's best track is, not surprisingly, the most Floydian, 'Cuts Like a Diamond,' while even its least Floyd-like piece, 'Private Person' is worth listening to.\nIt would be twelve years before Rick Wright released another solo album, but the wait would be worth it - 1996's \"Broken China\" ranks with Syd Barrett's two albums as the most intriguing solo releases from a Pink Floyd member.","Product: Boomtown Rats frontman Bob Geldof (in his screen debut) is a fine choice to play Waters's alter ego--an alienated, \"comfortably numb\" rock star whose psychosis manifests itself as an emotional (and symbolically physical) wall between himself and the cold, cruel world.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Disappointing Screen Adaption of a Great Album\n\nReview: Ever since his departure from Pink Floyd, Roger Waters (bassist and principle songwriter for the album and much of the band's '70's material) has used every source of media to reignite the fortunes he made from the 1979 blockbuster \"The Wall.\" From books to live stage adaptions, Waters has yet to let go. Few of these \"revivals\" have been as successful, and 1982's film adaption of the hit record may be why.\nCombine Pink Floyd's \"The Wall\"--a smash hit--with an acclaimed two year tour and add a somewhat relentless visionary--Roger Waters, and a silver screen adaption is guaranteed. But \"The Wall\" movie was not to be well received with the critics. Director Alan Parker describes it as \"one of the most miserable experiences\" of his directing career...a fine director being wasted on an ego-trip like this is definitely one of the elements of the film's lack of luster. For anyone who is familiar with the album, the movie is undeniably predictable, with each scene following the songs to a T, and adding nothing new or redeeming, except Gerald Scarfe's stark animation, one of the few highlights. Bob Geldof portrays the depressed rock star that the story follows, and gives the viewer nothing to appreciate, doing little but staring into space, throwing an occasional tantrum, and a bit of singing and screaming. The sequences for the songs 'Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)' and 'When the Tigers Broke Free' are nice enough but would have done better has promos.\nHad this movie been...well, an actual movie instead of a somewhat uninspired two hour promo for the album, it would have fared slightly better. There is a limit of dialogue in the film. Though a few scenes do contain spoken parts, they're usually taken straight from the album (for example, the scene with the American groupie who finds herself in the middle of yet another one of \"Pink\"'s unprovoked, pointless tantrums), except for the scene with the wicked schoolteacher (though even that sequence takes a line from Pink Floyd's \"Dark Side of the Moon\" album). This is definitely one of the things that limits the depth of \"The Wall\" film. One other major mistake is the dimension of the main character, Pink--at least the album had music to create a surrounding atmosphere and explanation for his severe isolation, but the film only tells us this is a man whose father died, had an overprotective mother, married a harlot, and became a big rich famous rock star...and shows us such a severe dementia that the viewer will wind up concluding that Pink is just a crybaby whose anger is unfounded. Yet the biggest mistake overall is that Roger Waters forgets that he's a songwriter, not a screenwriter. Perhaps Alan Parker should have hired a professional who was unfamiliar with the album, and only given a copy of the lyrics. Surely they would have refrained from delving into their own ego, as does Waters. Long story short, \"The Wall\" film is one long music video, adding no dimension or depth to the characters or story.","Product: Music video\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Does Nothing To Remember Syd Barrett, The Musician\n\nReview: This fifteen minute homemade film of former Pink Floyd songwriter (1965-68) Syd Barrett taking mushrooms and other drugs is absolutely degrading. Instead of remembering Syd as a brilliant songwriter and musician, it instead elevates his reputation as a reclusive drug addict. Syd was once a bright musician, with a lot of great ideas, and a brilliancy when it came to songwriting. But sadly he turned to drugs, and it severely damaged his mental health. Barrett has even made it clear through relatives and \"representatives\" that he does not want this part of his past flaunted by anyone or any company, and for good reason. This \"document\" is an insult to Roger Keith Barrett, the person. Drug addiction is a sad thing, but exploiting it on camera and releasing it to the public for their viewing pleasure is absolutely degrading.","Product: George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. One of the greatest but most complex military geniuses ever is depicted in Oscar-winning form by Scott who won and abruptly refused the coveted Best Actor Award for his extraordinary performance. DVD released 11/6/2001.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Marks Both the End, and A New Beginning of a Genre\n\nReview: The year was 1970, a time for the motion picture indistry when epic war-glory films were dwindling in demand, and a younger generation of self-proclaimed social commentators was moving in fast. It seemed a breed of films was dying, but fortunately, \"Patton,\" a poignant biography of the decorated General George S. Patton, gave the genre something to hang its hat on--and set the standard for epic war films, for those to come, and somehow for those in the past.\nContrary to the popular summary, this is not a glorification of General Patton, or of war itself; \"Patton\" is the insight of a man absorbed in a world of guts-n-glory, a world of conflict between himself, his duty, and the threat of being overun by ego and arrogance. George C. Scott's portrayal of the general will take the viewer's breath away with his brilliant and detailed performance; the brilliance and accuracy of the directing and screenwriting go without saying when one sees the power of the film for the first time. There is no better way to end a genre than to summarize it all with one film; \"Patton.\"","Product: every night is saturday night\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Unavailable on DVD for Obvious Reasons\n\nReview: The producers of this film took an already tasteless and exploitative book (Bob Woodward's \"biography\" of John Belushi) and turned it into a bloated, senseless, still tasteless and exploitative movie. Notorious for both its controversial depiction of Belushi and disastrous reception upon release, \"Wired\" follows the too-soon-gone comic/actor (played by Michael Chiklis) in a Charles Dickens-like journey through his life (that is, if Charles Dickens had been a vulture), guided by his guardian angel...named Angel (Ray Sharkey).\nThe ill-advised scene attempting to comically depict Belushi's autopsy should be enough to keep anyone away, but add a stale script and you've got one bad movie. Although, despite its reckless abandon of taste, \"Wired\" does feature a burgeoning Chiklis trying his best, though weighed down by poor writing. The character he plays is certainly effective, even if it's not quite John Belushi he's portraying. Ray Sharkey is also somehow entertaining in his role as the angel of death, finding the often-underrated late actor managing to pull off a watchable performance of a bad character.\nThere was certainly a movie that could have been made about the life of one of America's most popular comic actors, but \"Wired\" blew it.","Product: Tape cassette\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Nebraska\" With An 80s Pop & Synthesizer Touch\n\nReview: Bruce Springsteen's 1984 achievement \"Born in the USA\" might have been more respected had two things that surrounded it been put aside; the clueless fans that packed stadium shows but had no idea what the album's message really was at the time, and the politicians who mistook it for an oppurtunity to tap into the hearts of the young voters. Also, many critics will label \"Born in the USA\" as one of those albums that proves a performer's best-seller is not always his best work artistically. All of that aside, \"Born in the USA\" is no doubt one of the most successful pop/rock influenced albums that actually has the purpose of making such a cynical, social statement.\nTo understand the merit of this album, one must rewind two years back to 1982, when Springsteen released the eerie vocal/harmonica dominated \"Nebraska.\" The album wasn't his biggest seller of course, but the success of \"Born in the USA\" more than made up for its commercial stiffness. And indeed, quite a few songs here (including 'Downbound Train' and the sarcastic title track) were written for \"Nebraska,\" which explains this album's raw, and powerful atmosphere, with that human touch (no pun intended) that only the Boss can deliver. It just has a more 80's pop-n-synthesizer approach, that's all. 'Working on the Highway' (which displays a narrative of humorous irony), 'Glory Days' and 'Dancin' in the Dark'--all of these are pop radio-friendly tunes with characters who are all-out bitter losers. There are many other ironically radio-friendly tracks like 'I'm On Fire,' which explores the dementia of a lovelorn man and 'My Hometown' is one of Springsteen's most real-life influenced tunes since anything from \"Nebraska.\"\n\"Born in the USA\" is one of the most rock-pop dominated, yet realistic and cynical albums of all-time. Record sales do not determine the merit of an album--some say if an album doesn't sell enough, it must not be very good, and others claim if it's a blockbuster then it's merely a conform-to-the-norm of pop radio. All of those theories aside, \"Born in the USA\" is absolute proof that music can at times be pop radio friendly, and meaningful at the same time.","Product: vhs tape\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Now, You Too Can Watch Other People Watch Lasers!\n\nReview: Pink Floyd were always a visual band, that's for sure. Whether it be their iconic album covers or their architecturally innovative stage sets, Floyd were as appealing to the eyes as to the ears. Having said that, however, the \"Pulse\" DVD suggests that the visual experience was best enjoyed live, in person, right then. In other words, it was something we'll never experience again. The music on the \"Pulse\" album was good enough, though most of it differs quite little from the studio versions - at some points, especially during the \"Division Bell\" material, one would think they were the actual studio tracks with crowd noise overdubbed, they differ so little. Unfortunately, the DVD doesn't enhance the experience much. Though brilliant musicians, no one in Pink Floyd (and yes, that includes former member Roger Waters) had a stage presence to make a concert film interesting. Their charisma and flashiness was in their music, not their stage performance; there was no one with the flamboyance or acrobatics of a Freddie Mercury, Ian Anderson, or Ray Davies to make a home video experience as exciting as the experience in Earls Court. But, much of the Floyd and extra musicians are often lost in the spectacle of the legendary lighting effects anyway. The lights are great, don't get me wrong, but after one or two views, the interest begins to wane. The viewer is basically watching other people watching lasers. The DVD is great for documenting the three-man Floyd, but other than that, and some nice bonus features, don't expect to be blown away.","Product: Steely Dan has not had a new studio album in twenty years--\"Two Against Nature\" was worth the wait! This concert, recorded live in New York at the Sony Studios, contains new songs as well as classic hits from the minds of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker. Together, they deliver a unique music experience that is truly unforgettable. Songs: Green Earrings, Cousin Dupree, Bad Sneakers, Janie Runaway, Josie, FM, Gaslighting Abbie, Black Friday, Babylon Sisters, Kid Charlemagne, Jack of Speed, Peg, What a Shame About Me, Pretzel Logic.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Steely Dan Wakes Up to Middle-Aged Uncertainties\n\nReview: Most people said that Steely Dan's reunion tours of the early 90s were some of the most \"unlikely\" musical events of the decade. So naturally, when \"Two Against Nature\" was released in 2000, fans and critics were elated with both glee and anxiety; it was their first studio release in twenty years, but after those twenty years, perhaps the odds were not looking kindly on Walter Becker and Donald Fagen. Becker said \"I think the audience for Limp Bizkit is probably not going to be interested.\" Fagen added \"Compare the names Steely Dan and Limp Bizkit, you have the answer right there.\" But a break in the Top Ten and four Grammys proved everyone wrong; \"Two Against Nature\" won Album of the Year, fortunately beating Eminem for the honor, a feat that's not bad for your first album of new material in twenty years.\nWhen one puts the whole thing in perspective, Steely Dan are the perfect \"band\" (i.e. duo) for this day and age; their self-criticizing cynicism and sardonic outlooks were just aching to address the musical world of the new millenium. The material cynically embraces a slew of characters who fit seamlessly with those created by Becker and Fagen in the 70s; Steely Dan sarcastically charms the self-absorbed girls one might encounter at the local mall ('Almost Gothic,' 'Negative Girl'), the narrators of the songs humorously getting nowhere as they are \"hit with cryptic stuff\" and \"jerked around.\" Other tracks continue the dismal marches of the male characters one would have found in previous works like 'Midnite Cruiser' or 'Deacon Blues'; 'Jack of Speed' is a sharp example, while 'What a Shame About Me' is lyrically devastating and, as always with Becker and Fagen, musically misleading. Smooth, cool, and addictive music ironically tells the lyrical tales that are unusual and disturbing ('Cousin Dupree'), almost-sincere (almost being the key word) longings for something past (the title track, 'West of Hollywood') and just-out-of-reach romances ('Gaslighting Abbie,' 'Janie Runaway').\nAs always, the stories from the gutter and the more beautiful gutters are masked behind such sleek, glossy instrumentation, and Steely Dan seem as if they spent those twenty years plotting to address the year 2000. But the truth is, \"Two Against Nature\" proves that this kind of musical achievement can only come from a duo that knows exactly what to say and when to say it.","Product: OUT OF PRINT MOBILE FIDELITY SOUND LAB ULTRADISC EDITION OF 1980 album in signature jewel case (jewel case VG+, CD EX+).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The End of Steely Dan's First Era\n\nReview: Just like \"The Royal Scam\" was the darker predecessor of the already-grim \"Katy Lied,\" likewise \"Gaucho\" is the darker sister of \"Aja.\" The last album from the first lifespan of Walter Becker and Donald Fagen (better known as the sardonic Steely Dan), \"Gaucho\" was released a long three years after the stunning success of \"Aja\" (which is still hailed by many to be their masterpiece). Several factors contributed to this long interval, but most notably was a contractual dispute between MCA (ABC) and Warner Brothers, with whom Steely Dan had signed a new contract. The battle wouldn't end even when MCA won the rights to the new album, as Becker and Fagen fought (to no avail) to stop a price increase for their new record.\nNonetheless, when it was finally released, \"Gaucho\" gave fans the dose of Dan that they'd been craving for three years. Not surprisingly, a lot of the album's content was substantially more sardonic than that of \"Aja.\" The former album had been just slightly less pessimistic than their previous works; for instance there was the brightness of 'Peg,' and the care-free 'Josie' (the doomsday feeling was echoed best through 'Deacon Blues'). But with \"Gaucho,\" Becker and Fagen had convinced themselves that they had already spent their musical zenith, which understandably made the creation of this album a daunting task. The familiar pessimism of old times was the result, but here it was finally matched with the perfectionist gloss of studio sterility that had made \"Aja\" such a hit; examples being the death knells of \"illegal fun under the sun\" in 'Glamour Profession,' the paranoia of the title track and 'My Rival,' and the irnoy of 'Third World Man.' Some moments do resemble \"Aja\" to a T; 'Babylon Sisters,' 'Time Out Of Mind,' and 'Hey Nineteen,' the view of a man who finds himself out of touch with what's new. Still, even these tracks are executed with a weariness that was even more evident within Steely Dan than before.\n\"Gaucho\" would ultimately signal the end for this first era of Steely Dan; Fagen would find solo success with a Top 20 album, and Becker would pursue low-key projects. Of course, the duo re-united by the 90s and would eventually release two more widely acclaimed and popular albums. Knowing this makes \"Gaucho\" easier to listen to. If it had been the definite end of Steely Dan, it would be an unsatisfying breaking point, but fortunately for us, it wasn't.","Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! A Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab Ultradisc II, limited edition 24-karat gold plated. Catalog UDCD 505. In the original jewel case.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Dazzling Splash Into the Mainstream, Still Full of Merit\n\nReview: If there is one band that has made such a strong entrance into the musical mainstream while still keeping their artistic dignity, it is no doubt Supertramp. And though it's hard to choose just one release from their excellent catalogue of albums that exemplifies this musical transition, 1974's \"Crime Of the Century\" is probably the best way to start.\nMany musicians envy the position of keyboardist Rick Davies in 1969. He recruited Supertramp, and all was funded by a Dutch millionaire. After releasing two mediocre albums which hardly made a dent in the charts (one of which was probably only best known for its cover art), their millionaire supporter withdrew his funding, leaving a somewhat bleak future in Supertramp's way. But nonetheless, Davies reformed his band, consisting of Rodger Hodgson, John Helliwell, Bob Siebenberg and Dougie Thompson, and in 1974 released the acclaimed \"Crime Of the Century.\"\nThe music within is nothing short of a dazzling spectacle. Blending R&B, jazzy roots, rock-n-roll, and a unique pop element, \"Crime Of the Century\" is the backdrop for Supertramp's three other splendid albums of the 70s, and maybe even further on than that. The songwriting of Davies and Hodgson shows them becoming the next Lennon & McCartney (with the exception that the Supertramp duo actually writes quality pop music). The musicianship of the entire fivesome is astounding, topped with sleek production. A great deal of the band's most musically accomplished classics are found on \"Crime Of the Century,\" such as the symphonic title track, the dead-on radio staple 'Bloody Well Right,' and the blunt humorless 'School' (you may know it as being more or less ripped off by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd as 'Another Brick in the Wall Part 2' in 1979).\n\"Crime Of the Century\" is, simply put, definitely one of the most dignified pop albums ever made. But the true 'crime of the century' if you will, is the underappreciation of Supertramp's brilliant music. Sure, their albums sold millions, but it remains true that the band remains overlooked for being major contributors to dignified pop music. Nonetheless, recognized or not, \"Crime Of the Century\"--like the band's entire lexicon-- remains solid proof that Supertramp are indeed among the true perfectors of quality pop music.","Product: DEEP PURPLE - PERFECT STRANGERS - CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Deep Purple Being Honest With Themselves\n\nReview: This 1984 release--one of the most anticipated of that year, eventually going platinum--saw Deep Purple's most successful line-up in a somewhat tentative reunion, fortunately bowing to pressure from their public to record and tour again. The first (and best) document of Purple's 80s reunion era, \"Perfect Strangers\" is a thrilling album, one of the supergroup's finest. The compositional output of Roger Glover, Ritchie Blackmore, and Ian Gillan is rough and gutsy, while remaining mystic and intriguing.\nThe near lack of sincerity of Deep Purple's reunited friendship is showcased in the hard-hitting, gripping songs, such as the agressive 'Under the Gun,' 'A Gypsy's Kiss,' and the anti-preachy 'Nobody's Home,' as the shaky reunion is captured more sympathetically on the ominous title cut. 'Hungry Daze' and 'Wasted Sunsets' are a gaze back at Purple's fast-living days past (one full of fury, the other longing and lonesome), and 'Knocking At Your Back Door' gave the group a smash hit single. 'Son Of Alerik' is a bonus track for this remaster, a driven and alluring studio jam.\nThe sound of the musicianship on this album could not be immitated; Blackmore's trademark guitar is facinating, Glover's bass reaches brilliant madness, Gillan's barbed wire voice soars, as Jon Lord's organ is a highlight as usual, and drummer Ian Paice remains out of his head. This album is a landmark for Deep Purple, and is aptly titled--the band was reunited only by pressure from their public, making them no longer musical mates, but \"Perfect Strangers.\" Not withstanding, the group were not strangers at all when it came to their common goal of making music.","Product: Their hit 1974 debut: Can I Tell You; Lonely Wind; Apercu; Belexis , and more. Bonus track: Bringing It Back (live).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Introducing One of Prog-Rock's Most Unique Bands\n\nReview: In the passion-play of progressive rock, there are several unique (and odd) characters, but one of the most original in this field is Kansas. This six-man band brought about an honest image of innocence, of midwest farmboys dying to break out of \"one of the most non-musical places\" in the world and express their perplexing, challenging blend of hard blues-rock and a love for British prog-rock. Their self-titled 1974 debut worked as a bridge connecting these two wildly different fields, with both punchy rock numbers and grandeuresque prog pieces that would have drawn confused stares from barroom patrons.\n\nAfter kicking off with 'Can I Tell You,' a song that, thirty years later, can be used to address America in our Iraq War situation, \"Kansas\" pulls some grand tricks even when performing blues-rock like the cover of 'Bringing It Back.' Meanwhile 'The Pilgrimage' is the only prog-rock song on the album that could have safely been performed in a midwestern bar, with Robbie Steinhardt's aggressive violin work (which would become one of the band's trademarks). But the other tracks are progressive rock at its most genuine; 'Belexes,' 'Apercu,' and 'Journey From Mariabronn' are gutsy moves, the bravest piece on the album being the lengthy, doleful 'Death of Mother Nature Suite,' an angry sermon for the modern world. All of this is balanced by the sad, wonderfully sung 'Lonely Wind.'\n\nDevised by the songwriting of Kerry Livgren and Steve Walsh and accented by a six-man attack, \"Kansas\" is stunning by itself, but for a debut album it is even more amazing; the music is tightly arranged and performed with hard-eyed perfectionism that one would usually only find in veteran performers. As hinted at by the ominous album cover depicting abolitionist John Brown, Kansas would become a progressive rock force to be reckoned with, and sooner than anyone would have thought.","Product: A perfect blend of the Fort Worth and Fort Collins shows that were part of the Rolling Thunder Revue tour. Maggie's Farm; Lay Lady Lay; Oh, Sister; You're a Big Girl Now; One Too Many Mornings , and more!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Curio from One of Rock n' Roll's Most Legendary Tours\n\nReview: There's something oddly poignant about an audience member drunkenly shouting \"'LAY LADY LAY!'\" before Bob Dylan and his gypsy band rip into the then-recently released 'Oh, Sister.'\n\"Hard Rain\" is the first official document of the 1975-76 Rolling Thunder Revue, released thirty years before the ominous \"Bootleg Series Volume 5.\" Despite being one of the most legendary tours in rock history, \"Hard Rain\" received lukewarm reviews upon release, probably because the performances were taken from near the end of the tour, and has since become slightly obscured by the wealth of recordings offered by the fifth installment of Dylan's \"Bootleg Series.\"\nBut what \"Hard Rain\" has that its successor doesn't is grit. The lack of polish in recording and performance seems to be more fitting for the Rolling Thunder Revue, and for the song selection in particular. 'Maggie's Farm,' 'Stuck Inside of Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again,' and 'Shelter From the Storm' are all treated like rental cars, with reckless abandon, and more delicate treatment is not given to more balladic songs like 'Lay Lady Lay,' 'I Threw It All Away,' and 'Oh, Sister,' the version here actually topping the version found on \"The Bootleg Series.\"","Product: Be sure to check out our other deals on, Rare and Hard to find jazz and rock cds !!!\n*********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Venomous Social Commentary Triumphs\n\nReview: Pink Floyd's 1977 attack on society, \"Animals\" was produced right at the time that tensions in the band were beginning to peak; bassist Roger Waters had become the dominating principle songwriter, guitarist David Gilmour's ego was beginning to climax (\"I was the driving musical force...\"), and keyboardist Rick Wright was experiencing a bad case of writer's block, all of this leaving drummer Nick Mason in the dark.\nBut the friction between the members of Pink Floyd couldn't have come at a better time; Waters was ready to write an album that dared to attack politics and society, a record full of venomous bombardment on such political figures as Margaret Thatcher, and censorship campaigner Mary Whitehouse.\nThe bitterness within Pink Floyd itself certainly shows on \"Animals.\" But for such a rude and outlandish album, that compares everyday human evil to the behavior of animals, it certainly helps the stunning atmosphere.\nRoger Waters' singing and lyrical/musical writing abilities foreshadow what directions he would take with his solo career (which kicked off in the 1980's). Nevertheless, \"Animals\" is a disturbing album that literally breaks down the behavior of human beings and compares them to that of dogs, pigs, and sheep; the \"dogs\" are those that will step on anyone to get to the top, the \"pigs\" are the ones that force their beliefs on the meak, while the \"sheep\" are forced to take the abuse, easily compared to the events of the cult headed by the \"Reverend\" Jim Jones.\nGreat rock music for the cravers of outlandish lyrics, as opposed to, quoting the Ramones, \"Tenth-generation Elton John, tenth-generation Led Zeppelin, or just over-produced.\"\n\"Animals\" is most likely one of the many roots of inspiration for other acts that dared to criticize the most powerful figures in the world.","Product: David Gilmour David Gilmour US CD album\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Captures the Lost Period Between \"Animals\" and \"The Wall\"\n\nReview: It's now been an entire decade since Pink Floyd released a new studio album, and the likelihood of a forthcoming album or tour is getting drearier. So, once new fans have collected all of the albums of those legendary titans, and are perplexed as to where the \"next Floyd album\" is, they can find a silver lining in collecting the solo albums of the five past and present members. Aside from being a great place to start, David Gilmour's eponymous solo debut (along with fellow PF member Richard Wright's \"Wet Dream\") is significant for students of Floyd history; it captures the missing period of time between the 1977 \"Animals\" album and the long, tension-racked sessions for 1979's epic \"The Wall.\" Released in 1978, Gilmour's first album is both as atmospheric and varied as \"The Wall\" due to his signature guitar work, and often as rough as \"Animals.\" The opening instrumental 'Mihalis' and another interesting instrumental 'Raise My Rent' are like the instrumental demos Gilmour recorded during these sessions which would eventually become 'Comfortably Numb' and 'Run Like Hell.' But the top songs on the album present Gilmour as a strong songwriter, or in the case of the melodic 'There's No Way Out Of Here,' an interpreter. 'So Far Away' and 'I Can't Breathe Anymore' prove the guitarist is an excellent crafter of songs, and it's been speculated that 'No Way' could be Gilmour's description of Floyd's dominant presence Roger Waters, while 'Short and Sweet' (co-written with Roy Harper) is the kind of radio-friendly song that makes this album such a joy for even non-Floyd fans to listen to.","Product: Journey ~ Infinity\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Infinity\" Sets the Stage For Musical Excellence to Come\n\nReview: Of course, Journey reached their peak point of radio dominance during the 80's, ruling both the airwaves and the touring road. But 1978's rock and roll acheivement \"Infinity\" sets the stage for their craft of musical excellence that would become their trademark in the next decade.\nHere, Journey, with frontman Steve Perry debuting, shapes the form of their classic rock and roll--a blend of soft magical melodies ('Lights'), Neal Schon's hard rocking riffs (the carnie's ballad 'Wheel in the Sky'), FM radio gems ('Anytime'), and of course, the element of Journey that sets them apart from other graduates of their genre, their slightly enigmatic genuine poignancy (captured here on 'Winds of March'). All throughout \"Infinity,\" Journey introduces us to their unique stylings; soft keyboard and piano arrangements (specialty of Greg Rollie) combined with profound rhythms and beats (thanks to Ross Valory & Aynsley Dunbar, who soon departed after this set's release), matched with Steve Perry's uncomparable vocals and Neal Schon's classically trained guitars.\nJourney in many ways set up the radio pop-rock sound that was so evident in the '80's, combining synth and genuine rock. However, this pop sound of the next decade was soured by such other acts as the Culture Club and countless other burn-outs, but Journey was one of the few bands to turn that sound of theirs into a perfected musical craft. This lovely little thing called Journey was formed by a harmonic musical perfection, and \"Infinity\" displays that excellency in all its glory, as would a string of successful albums throughout the next decade.","Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original CBS release. Catalog CK 33453. There is a drill hole through the UPC.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Unforgettable Eulogy To An Overshadowed Person\n\nReview: At least three-fifths of Pink Floyd's remarkable 1975 opus \"Wish You Were Here\" is a moving eulogy to their original vocalist and songwriter Syd Barrett, who unfortunately suffered a mental breakdown induced by hallucenogenic drug use. One of their most appreciated albums, it is no wonder that \"Wish You Were Here\" is considered the 'best' Pink Floyd record by at least two Floyd members, guitarist David Gilmour and keyboardist Rick Wright. \"I will listen to that album for pleasure,\" Wright says, \"There's not many of the Floyd albums I can.\"\nA worthy follow-up to 1973's phenomenal seller \"Dark Side of the Moon,\" \"Wish You Were Here\" has a principle theme: absence. The absence of Syd Barrett, and the empty feeling of \"selling out\" that is ultimately the result of pressure from a cold music industry. The set was almost called \"Wish We Were Here,\" a statement expressing the absence of awareness and purpose, strongly represented by the album's glorious artwork; a man swimming in sand, a salesman with no soul trapped in a desert, and most recognizably the album's cover, a business man \"getting burnt\" on a deal with his double.\nBoth parts of the album's introduction and exit, respectively, 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond,' have a musical flow that has yet to be topped, even by Pink Floyd themselves. The music seems to fit Barrett perfectly; pleasant, yet enigmatic, with a hint of meloncholy.\nTwo tracks cynically attack the facelessness (refer to the photo of the soulless salesman) of the record business, particularly\n'Welcome to the Machine.' 'Have a Cigar' follows, with flawless guest vocals from Roy Harper. It is a humorous yet grim look at the pressure of the industry.\nAnd the climax of the album is found in the title cut, a lyrical triumph by bassist Roger Waters. It sums up the entire album with a such a natural lyrical flow, it seems unreal. Although, the music to the track is built around one instrument (the guitar...but what can we expect from David Gilmour?), which doesn't seem very fitting moodwise at all.\n\"Wish You Were Here\" is regarded as the last Pink Floyd album in which the band worked 'as a team'...ironic, seeing as how a lyric from 'Have a Cigar' states, \"It could be made into a monster, if we all pull together as a team.\" This is just one of the supernatural effects of the album. Although \"Wish You Were Here\" is incomplete both in its message and as a tribute, so far there is no better way to remember a great musician overshadowed by his mistakes of the past.","Product: Out of print tin the U.S.! 1981 album from Mr. Dylan featuring musical backing from Ron Wood, Danny Kortchmar, Steve Douglas, Benmont Tench, Jim Keltner, Donald 'Duck' Dunn and others. 11 tracks. Sony.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Wrath of God Never Sounded So Good\n\nReview: 1981's \"Shot of Love\" is the last, hardest-rocking, and most accessible of Bob Dylan's trio of \"Born-again\" albums that began in 1979, and many fans call this the best of his Christian-oriented albums, all of which were (and still are) widely criticized. All the scorn and empty accusations of judgemental dogma that Dylan took may have fuelled all of the roughness and energy that packs the album, making it one of the most realistic, down-to-Earth Christian albums ever made.\nIt's ironic that \"Shot of Love\" may be the easiest for non-Christian fans to enjoy, because it still has God written all over it, starting with the quote of Matthew 11:25 in the liner notes. This album is full of a sense that a God-less society is falling apart, but Dylan pulls off the task of turning the end of times/Armageddon stew into vigorous, enjoyable rockers (case in point, 'Trouble'). In the blistering title track, Dylan speaks of those who mocked his God, and desires an escape from all the condemnation he took, and from the morbid side of the world in general. 'Property of Jesus' is self-explanatory, and 'Watered Down Love' seems to speak out against organized religion blocking man's relationship with God. Amidst the rocking world-gone-wrong of 'The Groom's Still Waiting At the Altar,' Dylan assures the listener that \"God has mercy on them who are slandered and humiliated,\" a great anthem for any weary Christian, and the feeling that the world is falling apart is evident throughout this album; 'Dead Man, Dead Man' shares the same message of an earlier song 'When You Gonna Wake Up' and describes \"politics of sin\" and those who \"curse God with every move.\" On the ballad-like 'In the Summertime,' he speaks of \"Fools they made a mock of sin\" but things get brighter as he sings of a gift that will \"be with me unto the grave, and then unto eternity.\" Also in this song, Dylan seems to address his audience and/or his critics; Did you respect me for what I did, Or for what I didn't do, or for keeping it hid? Did I lose my mind when I tried to get rid of everything you see?\"\nOnly two songs here don't bear a Christian-oriented message (at least one that's not as obvious as the other songs). The simplistic, sad piano-and-vocal 'Lenny Bruce' finds Dylan doing something that Christian bands today should be doing more often; Lenny Bruce was not exactly what you'd call a \"Christian role model\" but who says Christian music has to only give sympathy to Christian martyrs? And Bruce was a martyr in his own field, and the song named after him is a forthright, straight salute to the lost comedian. 'Heart of Mine' meanwhile is a song of self-exploration, like the closing ballad 'Every Grain of Sand,' probably the most recognized tune on the album, and a pleasantly mild end to a mostly rollicking set of songs. Here it appears that Dylan was consciously bringing an end to his \"Christian era\" because obviously he still had other messages to deliver. It is a poignant bridge that connects the end of the Born-again era to the beginning of the ups and downs he would take throughout the 80s.\n\"Shot of Love\" is the one album that other Christian bands should use as their blueprint; it is full of both the anger and the peace that accompany the decision to find faith. For fans of Dylan and not the faith however, it is still a welcome return to craftiness and daring that made such classics as \"Bringing It All Back Home\" and \"Blonde on Blonde\" so incomparable to other artists.","Product: *********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Document of Pink Floyd's Theatrical Stage Presentation\n\nReview: Pink Floyd's 1979 smash hit \"The Wall\" has already gone down in music history as one of the most popular albums of all time. The innovative rock-opera told the story of an isolated rock star, and judging from Floyd's visually striking arena concerts since \"Dark Side Of the Moon,\" it was obvious that the tour for \"The Wall\" would be equally innovative. The proof of this came as bassist/songwriter Roger Waters placed his granduresque vision on the stage, building an actual wall between the band and the audience, expressing the noncommunication that comes from a life of stardom, adding huge inflatable characters, animated projections, and much more.\nHowever, it's the surreal music of \"The Wall\" which ultimately supports the purpose of all these visual presentations, which doesn't make the lack of a DVD or home video too much of a disappointment (though it would have been a great compliment for the rest of the album). Nonetheless, \"Is There Anybody Out There: The Wall, Live\" is the supreme document of all the glory of the theatrical rock presentation. Though some consider it to be just another double live album that Pink Floyd tends to release during their no-studio-recording hiatuses (and they may be right), \"Is There Anybody Out There\" separates itself from other live sets \"Delicate Sound of Thunder\" and \"Pulse\" in that it actually has a point. The music within, recorded 1980-81 during the Earls Court performances, \"The Wall Live\" is a clear, atmospheric live recording, yet still packing the sterile punch of the studio album. Many of the songs, like 'The Show Must Go On' and 'Empty Spaces' contain additional or alternate lyrics, while some songs didn't appear on the studio album at all, like 'What Shall We Do Now?' and the instrumental 'The Last Few Bricks.' There are also many musical changes that add a new dimension to \"The Wall\" while still appreciating the original album. This is most notable in 'Another Brick in the Wall Part 1' and 'Outside the Wall.' Even announcements by the master of ceremonies are included, one at a slow speed to express the delusional mind of the main character of the musical concept. Roger Waters' vocals are also more maniacal throughout this telling.\nIt's a fact that \"The Wall\" has been exploited time and time again to reignite its fortunes, but \"Is There Anybody Out There\" exceeds them all (including the ill-fated 1982 film version). Aside from being the best of the \"Wall\"-revivals (although its purpose isn't very inspired), this live document is also no doubt one of Pink Floyd's most worthy live offerings, even though it isn't a new studio release fans have been praying for.","Product: *********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Phenomenal Concept Album Has Yet To Be Topped\n\nReview: It's ironic that Pink Floyd's ominous double concept album \"The Wall\" was released at a time when, to quote drummer Nick Mason, \"There was no friendship within the four members.\" And as Mark Fisher (stage designer for the extravagant live performances of \"The Wall\") pointed out, \"There was this metaphor for the problems in life that arise due to noncommunication being executed by a band that was absolutely failing to communicate [amongst themselves].\"\nBut nonetheless, the album is relatively flawless. No artist has done anything quite like it since. Its power, its strength, its gloomy atmosphere all remain one of Pink Floyd's lasting trademarks, and one of the biggest selling albums ever (currently in the top forty highest sellers of all time).\nPink Floyd--always hailed as the perfectors of the concept album--present their most complex story to date; \"The Wall\" is the story of a pop singer, \"And there it ends,\" says Bob Geldof, who portrayed the character in the film version (the fact that it was turned into a film alone should tell you how phenomenal the record was). Tracing his emotionally damaged life, the album builds the character without missing a detail, although sometimes speeding through things; shortly before the character is born, his father is killed in action in World War II ('Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1'. This is based on a true event that happened to Pink Floyd's principle songwriter Roger Waters). A related 'brick' is the war that left his homeland scarred ('Goodbye Blue Sky'). From there, he is faced with an overprotective mother ('Mother') and a harsh, faceless, cruel life at school ('The Happiest Days of Our Lives', 'Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2'). After growing up, the character becomes a rock star, a desperate attempt at escaping the pain of his childhood. He also gets married, unfortunately to the woman who scars him even further by cheating on him ('One of My Turns', 'Don't Leave Me Now'). Finally, the last few bricks to his metaphorical wall of emotions are added, and he closes himself from the rest of the world ('Another Brick in the Wall, Part 3', 'Goodbye Cruel World').\nThe second half of the album partly depicts the character in his hotel room, dwelling on his painful past, and unhappy position as a rock star ('Is There Anybody Out There?', 'Nobody Home'). One of the strongest studies of the character is 'Comfortably Numb,' which shows how all of the pain he has endured, added with a drug addiction, has transformed him into an emotionless being. Further expressing this are 'In the Flesh', and 'Waiting For the Worms' which depict how his rock star life and dominating peers have turned him into a fascist, yet still causing him to fear for his life.\nUndoubtedly the most powerful piece in \"The Wall\" is 'The Trial,' which fantastically depicts the character's decision to 'tear down the wall' and face his past, his present, and his future.\nAll of these things form a metaphorical 'brick' in a wall that the character used to fence himself from his feelings, and from the rest of the world. Although \"The Wall\" is mostly the work of Roger Waters, every contribution from each member of Pink Floyd is key to the album's power--though their contributions were limited; keyboardist Rick Wright was forced out of the band by Waters during the album's production, and drummer Nick Mason was even replaced entirely on one track. And though the tension that surrounded the band at that time is evident, it somehow adds to the gloomy atmosphere of \"The Wall\", almost strengthening the entire album. Truly ironic. Every piece of the album is necessary in order to tell the story--even the seemingly diminutive and forgettable pieces like 'Vera' or 'Bring the Boys Back Home.' To use a shopworn cliche`, \"The Wall\" is a masterpiece that was truly ahead of its time. It has yet to be matched, much less topped in quality.","Product: bob dylan infidels 2004 USA red columbia logo on cd. my own copy to complete collection, played 1xs/no cut out. MINT\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Infidels\" is Not as \"Secular\" as It's Paraded To Be\n\nReview: It's baffling that any critic can call 1983's \"Infidels\" a return to \"secular recording\" for Bob Dylan. After three straight Christian albums, the record was certainly more broad in its horizons, at least when compared to its predecessor, the rollicking \"Shot of Love\" or the second Born-Again album \"Saved,\" but its attitude is still as straightforward and uncompromising as Dylan's first Christian release, \"Slow Train Coming.\"\n\nHe may look ticked on the album cover, but in truth, Bob Dylan sounds musically and lyrically comfortable all throughout the wittingly titled \"Infidels\", and artistically he is still as free as he sounded on his Born-Again albums. But his lyricism here is much more deliciously complex than on the three predecessors; a glance at 'Don't Fall Apart On Me Tonight' may suggest that its a cliched song about sex, but it's not, it's much deeper and much more creative than that. 'Jokerman' boasts a slight reggae influence and Dylan's alluring attempt to try and reveal false prophets, as he does elsewhere when he clearly states that sometimes Satan disguises himself as a 'Man of Peace.' The driving 'Neighborhood Bully' reminds one of the rocking \"Shot of Love,\" but with a much more complex political message, unlike the straightforward social statements of 'License To Kill' and 'Union Sundown.' And like 'Don't Fall Apart On Me Tonight,' the second track 'Sweetheart Like You' may have a cliched title, but the content within is bursting with originality and mystery, much like 'I and I.'\n\nIronically titled, this album is a must-have in Dylan's cannon and arguably the last great album he made for years, as critics claim he went into an up-and-down spin throughout the rest of the 80s. The different spiritual elements that make up \"Infidels\" (Christianity and Judaism among them) would put many other artists in a creative pretzel-twist, but here Bob Dylan handles them all with integrity and delivers one of his most effective albums.","Product: Pink Floyd ~ A Momentary Lapse Of Reason\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A 'Lapse' In Quality, But Still a Mixed Blessing\n\nReview: The next time Pink Floyd's current self-proclaimed \"leader\" David Gilmour complains about the tyranny of former band member Roger Waters, this album should be brought to his attention; his egotism and lack of confidence in fellow band members is appalling.\nPink Floyd's first album without main composer Roger Waters, who departed in 1983, would not come without a fight. Waters claimed the right to the band name, and guitarist David Gilmour disagreed, resulting in a dreadful court battle that fortunately resulted in a ruling that denied the ex-bassist's claim. With all of this built up in the press, Pink Floyd fans were expecting a flawless acheivement full of the true Floyd sound they'd done before--instead, they got \"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\" released in 1987.\nThe album is full of advances (good and bad), and is overall a mixed blessing. Normally, a flawed comeback after a shaky hiatus would be expected from a lesser band, but not for the accomplished Floyd. The album's high points are dazzling, and overshadow some of the low points, but definitely not always. The biggest mistakes that Pink Floyd (or here, David Gilmour and crew) makes on \"A Momentary Lapse of Reason\" are impossible to overlook; the heavy reliance on session musicians and composers is ridiculous and absurd, wounding the natural Floyd ore. With all of the justified complaining about the domination of Waters, and the players' claims that the ex-bassist did little to let band-members Nick Mason and Richard Wright contribute very much, one must observe how \"Momentary Lapse\" marks the rightly labelled era of 'Gilmour Domination,' which even continued to 1994's \"The Division Bell.\" In both production, arrangement, and composing, Gilmour does little (or next to nothing) to allow Mason to contribute, much less Wright, who was not called in until late in the album's sessions (and even then he was still at session player status). So it's no surprise that Gilmour pays tribute to his own overdone guitar work at least once in each song (especially on the grimly poetic 'Sorrow'). Four songs, the half-track 'Round and Around,' 'Terminal Frost' and the two-part 'A New Machine' are brief and unimaginative, leaving the listener to become curious at the length of time it took to finish the album (though some of it was due to court battles). There are many gracious qualities of \"A Momentary Lapse of Reason\" however, like the marvelous studio recording quality and the balance of sound effects is very impressive (much of this was due to Nick Mason, though his production credit was muted.) This is apparent on the swirling keyboard-synthesizer masterpiece 'Signs of Life' and the memorable 'Learning to Fly.' There are also some musical innovations, even for the already accomplished Floyd, in the overlooked and misinterpereted 'Dogs of War.' 'One Slip' is a great lyrical feat, though its arrangement is disappointing. 'On the Turning Away' is promising but could have been better, and 'Yet Another Movie' contains flaws that are more puzzling than they are disappointing.\nNonetheless, \"A Momentary Lapse of Reason\" is poetic in its approach, overall tone, and mood. More important, it re-established Pink Floyd's progressive sound, which had formerly been the responsibility of Roger Waters. This album sounds more surreal and three dimensional than Waters' limited sombre works. And if departing from Waters' boundaries was one of the goals of \"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\" Pink Floyd surely succeeds at that.","Product: Cheap Trick ~ Lap Of Luxury\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Multi-Platinum Success Costs Cheap Trick Their Class\n\nReview: The time prior to Cheap Trick's 1988 release \"Lap of Luxury\" must have been a confusing era in the band's history. Since 1980, they had begun a commercial and critical slump, slowly slipping further and further down the charts (and down the approval of critics). But leave it to the fresh and unique Cheap Trick to keep their originality, when most bands in this situation would have conformed to the dreaded 80's pop sound as soon as they could. Though it was clear the band had kept its cool, any band would want at least one hit to pull them out of a slump. Unfortunately, the band bowed to the pressure (it's amazing they survived as long as they did) and with \"Lap of Luxury\" Cheap Trick employed outside writers to compose a good deal of the album's songs.\nFull of synthed-up pop tunes, \"Lap of Luxury\" is an example of Cheap Trick keeping in step with the times, but in many places, it costs them their class. Nonetheless, Top 40 tracks such as 'The Flame' and an oddball version of Elvis Presely's classic 'Don't Be Cruel' are consummate Cheap Trick performances. Aside from the aforementioned tracks, 'Space' and 'Ghost Town' are two of the album's highlights, while the conformity to the one-dimensional 80's sound is way too evident on 'Never Had a Lot to Lose' and 'Wrong Side of Love' (though 'All We Need is a Dream' is the better of these kinds of songs).\nWhen a band relies too heavily on session musicians to do the composing, it's usually a sign that all is not well. But fortunately for Cheap Trick, they already had a decade's worth of original and unique material under their belt, so the result is not as devastating as it would be with many other bands. And though the outside contributions are too often frustrating, the trick must have worked, for \"Lap of Luxury\" acheived multi-platinum status, confirming their dramatic re-entrance in US rock and roll.","Product: 1990 CBS Records INC.\n8 tracks\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Does its Best to Make Up For \"Lap of Luxury\"'s Flaws\n\nReview: Cheap Trick's previous record, 1988's \"Lap of Luxury\" sure brought them out of an eight-year commercial slump, but its reliance on session writers was disappointing. But thankfully in 1990, Cheap Trick released \"Busted.\" The album scaled the similar platinum status as its predecessor, but more importantly, it re-introduced the band's fans to Cheap Trick's innovative originality.\nThough their label, Epic, had it in their heads to control track selection, the band does their best with an otherwise bleak situation, by pouring their unique musical combination of cynycial glam, pop, heavy blistering rock, and emotionally vivid tunes. \"Busted\" is (so far) the best example of Cheap Trick keeping in step with the times (while avoiding conformity) without completely losing their uncompromising flare. In some places, such as 'Walk Away' and 'Had to Make You Mine,' fans are reminded of the pop loved by screaming teenage girls, as reflected in 70's albums \"Heaven Tonight\" and \"Live at Budokan.\" The hit 'Can't Stop Fallin' Into Love' is one of the few good early 90's pop-rock songs, while excellent tunes such as 'Back 'N Blue,' 'Busted,' 'You Drive I'll Steer' and a version of Roy Wood's 'Rock and Roll Tonight' re-confirm Cheap Trick's hard rocking talent and witty humor.\nWhile \"Busted\" was a disappointment to the fans who were stuck in the 70's, it still proves their broad range of musical territory and rock-n-roll progression.","Product: 11 songs\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lyrically Void, But Possibly Wright's Best Musical Quality\n\nReview: Although I can't vouch for the album's lyrical quality, I can whole-heartedly say that Pink Floyd's 1994 studio effort \"The Division Bell\" could quite possibly boast the finest music writing since 1975's \"Wish You Were Here.\" Much of the album's musical excellence comes from the writing of keyboardist Rick Wright, who comes into full play on \"The Division Bell.\"\nHe was asked to leave the band in 1979 by Roger Waters (former bassist, principle songwriter), but returned for Pink Floyd's 1987 studio set \"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\" their first without Waters. Wright was brought into those sessions rather late in the recording process, so naturally his contributions didn't show much.\nBut with \"The Division Bell,\" we are introduced once again to the true musical capabilities of Wright and the rest of the band; notably the album's opening track, the instrumental 'Cluster One.' The music is incredibly tranquil, yet glazed with a hint of sorrow. Another instrumental, the Grammy-winning 'Marooned' (for best Instrumental Performance), applies to the senses, following the passion of each musician.\n'Keep Talking,' a track in which the lyrics really disappoint, is kept alive by its entrancing music, giving the song an atmosphere all its own. Wright's musical talent on 'Wearing the Inside Out' speaks for itself with an appreciation for many different instruments.\nAll throughout \"The Division Bell,\" the listener is placed into a world of musical alchemy. But, unfortunately, the album has its disappointments.\nSubtract one star for three flaws; (1. The dependance on 'outside' musicians. Though thankfully, the reliance on session musicians to write songs and perform isn't as near as heavy as that of \"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\" something about the fact that other people had to be called in to assist in writing the album causes its merit to pale in comparison to earlier works.\n(2. The uninspiring lyrics. Maybe I'm just comparing them to the legendary Waters lyrics, but still, the music has to stand on its own.\n And 3.), the unceasing musical ego of guitarist David Gilmour, which attempts to out-do Rick Wright's work with (surprise) many drawn out guitar solos. This leaves the listener to sigh with relief when Wright saves the album with his tranquil atmospheric melodies. So, for any Pink Floyd fan, \"The Division Bell\" is a necessity. For fans of wonderful music from a great musical composer, this album deserves a listen to. But for cravers of great lyrics, try an older Floyd album instead.","Product: The 1969 release, with unreleased alternate versions of Lay Lady Lay (no choir!); This Wheel's on Fire; Nashville West , and the My Back Pages/B.J. Blues/Baby What You Want Me to Do medley, plus Stanley's Song .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dr. Rock & Mr. Country Plays the Lead In the Byrds' Rebirth\n\nReview: After the disintegration of the original Byrds line-up, and a transitional country-rock album that was hated at least by the hardcore country-western music population, Roger McGuinn could hardly be blamed if he was found in a bad mood. But somehow he found the will to keep the group alive and continue to make Byrds music. In interviews years later, McGuinn would later express unsatisfaction over certain aspects of the latter-day Byrds era (despite positive interviews in the 60s), but musical history is extremely fortunate that he carried on, and \"Dr. Byrds & Mr. Hyde\" is the first souvenir from this productive era, despite the fact it failed to even break into the Top 150 on Billboard's album chart.\nIronically, this album contained more original material than its much more successful follow-up \"Ballad of Easy Rider,\" and McGuinn decided to take lead vocals on all of the numbers here, at least for the time being until the audience was used to the change, but their playing here proves that vocals would be no challenge. Guitarist Clarence White had participated in numerous sessions with the group over the years, and his musical contributions to the latter-day Byrds are rivaled in importance only by friend and drummer Gene Parsons who, much like White, had become a veteran of the road. John York was brought in as the new bassist and though his stay in the group was short, it was nonetheless important, as here he proves to be a flexible and talented bass player (this is evident on the in-concert release \"Live at the Fillmore,\" and his creative input was more apparent on \"Ballad of Easy Rider\").\nThe product of this new beginning certainly deserved its title; it showed two sides of the Byrds, a progressing experimental spirit and one that showed a great appreciation for country and southern roots. On any other album, the sequencing of two different styles would be uneven, but given Dr. Byrds' admission of the theme, it works surprisingly well. McGuinn's bitterness over the country music scene's negative reaction to the \"Sweetheart of the Rodeo\" album, and a general disillusionment with the hippie-era \"age of aquarius\" is apparent as the album opens up with a haunting, driven cover of Bob Dylan & The Band's `This Wheel's On Fire,' signalling doomsday and disdain. The Byrds' version of this much-covered song is the best ever recorded (next to Dylan & The Band's \"Basement Tapes\" version, and The Band's solo version). `King Apathy III' can be seen as McGuinn's accusations of hypocrisy towards the flower-power hippie movement as he sings of naive \"Middleclass suburban children, wearing costumes that reveal / Blindly follow recent pipers, with their mystical appeal.\" `Candy' (meant for the soundtrack of a film of the same name) could have cynicism under its unassuming nature, while `Child of the Universe' (for the same film) boasts stirring, dark music (highlighted by an effective kick-drum) that contradicts the lyrical content addressing the film's main character, proving that perhaps McGuinn was not persuaded by the movie's ideas. Throughout the album, the title's reference to the split personality of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is more and more fitting; the laid back country of `Old Blue' and `Your Gentle Way of Loving Me' contradicts the cosmic rock of `Wheel's On Fire' and `Child of the Universe,' which surprisingly is followed by White and Parsons' rowdy but organic country instrumental `Nashville West.' McGuinn and former member Gram Parson's `Drug Store Truck Drivin' Man' may be country, but it is actually a cynical reaction to the Nashville world's resentment of \"Sweetheart of the Rodeo\" (aimed at one disc jockey in particular). Some songs actually blend the different personalities; `King Apathy III' and `Bad Night at the Whiskey' have both slightly psychedelic/progressive tinges and country touches. The closing medley is a joy as well, containing a verse of Dylan's `My Back Pages' mixed with `B.J. Blues' and `Baby What You Want Me To Do,' McGuinn's vocals on the alternate version in this re-issue being a real treat.\nUnfortunately, the public reactions to \"Dr. Byrds & Mr. Hyde\" were as mixed as the country and rock influences it contained. But time has aged the album well, as it is a glimpse at the Beginning of the End for the illusions of the flower-power age, and it is a refreshing example of a band starting from scratch while keeping their feet in two musical pools at once.","Product: An expansive, 24-track live set from Floyd's blockbuster Division Bell tour. A complete performance of Dark Side Of The Moon is joined by Shine On You Crazy Diamond; Astronomy Domine; Wish You Were Here; Comfortably Numb; Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2; Run Like Hell, and more.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Overrated and Uninspired Live Album\n\nReview: It is so disappointing that a magnificent group of musicians like Pink Floyd could release an album of this low caliber, it's almost enough to make one cry. After the success of their 1994 studio accomplishment \"The Division Bell,\" a trademark flashy arena tour was guaranteed, but unfortunately the band stopped any chances of having a continuation in quality by releasing the uninspired, obligatory live double album \"Pulse.\"\nThough fans flocked to buy it upon release, sending \"Pulse\" to the top of the charts, this live album is nothing special and is entirely overrated. At least TEN of the tracks here were included on 1988's live album (also a double-disc set) \"Delicate Sound Of Thunder;\" there's the usual performances of 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond,' 'Another Brick In the Wall (Part 2),' 'Run Like Hell,' 'Wish You Were Here,' 'Comfortably Numb,' among countless others. But what's this? Disc two comes with Pink Floyd's first live performance of \"Dark Side Of the Moon\" in twenty years! This should be great, right? Wrong. The music becomes unlistenable due to the hooting and hollering of the clueless fans in the audience, and the rendition is tissue-thin ('Money' is ruined by the abundance of backup singers).\nHad \"Pulse\" not come right after \"The Division Bell,\" Pink Floyd might have been able to continue their streak of quality. But now, years later, it's apparent two things will stop that--self-proclaimed \"leader\" David Gilmour's laziness and egotism, and this uninspired live album which had no place being released.","Product: Brand new\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Encapsulates the Film Perfectly\n\nReview: The brilliant film \"The Shawshank Redemption\" had Stephen King written all over it (it was based on his short novel), and the moods and themes of this marvelous soundtrack probably capture his unique imagination as well as the movie did. The creative spark of composer Thomas Newman passes through various themes and concepts, matched with the likes of Hank Williams and the Ink Spots (with 'If I Didn't Care,' a song that was a favorite of Redd Foxx's famous TV character Fred Sanford). The album also contains an opera piece that was best described by Morgan Freeman's character Red in the film, \"They were singing about something so beautiful that it can't be expressed in words...and makes your heart ache because of it.\"","Product: Born to Run Thunder Road The River 18 Tracks Total\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: A Very Incomplete Retrospective\n\nReview: In the days before the rarity packed \"Tracks\" box set (which contained over SIXTY B-sides, rarities, and out-takes), Bruce Springsteen's \"Greatest Hits\" was the official awaited compilation...unfortunately, its track selection is obviously less than complete, and in many ways, goes against what Springsteen stands for--giving in to the notion of celebrating only the \"hits\" and not what truly holds merit seems to be a bit of a sell-out. And of course, the usual defense for compilation albums is that it \"introduces new fans,\" but it's far more worthwhile to buy the complete albums. Nonetheless, there are many classic chart toppers, but again, it is obvious that the Boss's truly best work is being ignored--the absence of any material from the overlooked \"Greetings From Asbury Park, NJ\" and \"The Wild, The Innocent, & the E Street Shuffle\" is a downer, and the very limited selection of songs from the albums \"Darkness on the Edge of Town,\" \"The River,\" and \"Nebraska\" is an injustice. Even the seldom-noted \"Human Touch\" and \"Lucky Town\" albums could have been represented much better. A two disc set would have been more appropriate. Including the soundtrack single \"Streets of Philedelphia\" was a good move, and \"Secret Garden\" and \"Murder, Incorporated\" are two fine, unreleased tracks. But the other two new songs, \"Blood Brothers\" and especially \"This Hard Land\" are extremely predictable, uninspired and generic Springsteen rockers. An overall poor compilation from a magnificent artist.","Product: This Scottish band rocked hard on this 1975 LP, but it was Love Hurts -the original power ballad-that finally brought them stateside fame. The song hit #8, the album reached #17; you'll also find heavy hitters like Hair of the Dog; Miss Misery , and Changin' Times .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Landmark Recording For the Hard Rock Genre\n\nReview: If there were a museum that showcased the most essential albums in hard rock, Nazareth's \"Hair of the Dog\" would surely be behind a glass display case. It streamlined all of the important aspects that characterized the genre; gritty, riff-driven rock and a great level of accessibility. The album is full of talking-guitar techniques, powerhouse structures, and most importantly, a flexibility that is rarely found in most heavy metal albums: ballads that meant something and rockers that meant even more. Nazareth was one of the few bands that could pull off an equal balance of driving rock and power ballads that didn't sound overdone and empty. For instance, it's hard to find a band that could execute the anthemic title track, then craft a ballad such as the rendition of 'Love Hurts.' (It's a shame however that the power-ballad category would be turned into nothing more than a musical joke in the next decade, due to acts like Poison, Whitesnake, or Warrant.) Some more interesting moments are found in 'Rose in the Heather,' the doom of 'Miss Misery,' and the paranoid closer 'Please Don't Judas Me,' one of the songs that shows that not all songs associated with the word 'experiment' are wastes of time. All told, \"Hair of the Dog\" is an essential piece of rock music, the blueprint for many acts to follow.","Product: Supertramp ~ Brother Where You Bound\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A New Sound Costs Supertramp Their Acclaim\n\nReview: When this one-of-a-kind pop rock band released their chart-topping hit album, \"Breakfast In America\" in 1979, critics claimed that Supertramp could become, quote, \"the best-sounding art-rock band in existence\" if they centered in on the sophisticated English pop they had become renowned for. But in an act of near bravery, Supertramp denied the critics and continued to move in a more bluesier direction, which soon resulted in the departure of primary co-songwriter Roger Hodgson. The decision to forge on with a much more R&B flavored sound cost the band a crucial member, a piece of their fan-base, not to mention most of their popular acclaim and record sales, but perhaps these hard facts make 1985's \"Brother Where You Bound\" so unique.\nThis set captures the now four-man Supertramp at the start of a new era, led by songwriter Rick Davies, rounded out by veteran members Dougie Thomson, John Helliwell, and Bob Siebenberg. Bravely discarding the advice and obvious perferences of their critics, they created a maverick piece of work. From track one, Supertramp grabs your attention with the gripping, lovelorn suite 'Cannonball.' From there, the band adds their trademark sense of sophistication and style, with the mysteriously poignant 'No Inbetween,' and especially the title track, one of the band's most accomplished and intriguing songs, as the album is wrapped up with the glimmers of 'Ever Open Door.'\nHowever, the door was actually closed with this promising set; \"Brother Where You Bound\" was Supertramp's last album to enter the top 40, and subsequent releases would find only modest success. Nonetheless, the quality would remain the same. A hard price to pay for such great music.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ex-Genesis Singer Showcases His Talents In One Effort\n\nReview: While fans were still reeling from the shock of Peter Gabriel's exodus from prog-rock supergroup Genesis, he gave the music world another rattle to the brain with his first LP, a bold and remarkable collection that put several of Gabriel's talents under the microscope and put them in the public's consciousness with one swift blow. Decades later, the album is still as fresh and meticulous as any world-music recording being released today.\n\nMaybe the term \"world music\" isn't as applicable here as it would later be throughout the performer's career, but the artist was obviously embracing a wide range of genres, especially the quirk of new wave art rock. Peter Gabriel's mood however seems to lead one to believe he was observing an impending doom, and he blasted that message through the speakers on the ominous opener `Moribund the Burgermeister,' a perfect choice for the album's first track, showcasing the singer's anguished voice, a giant horn arrangement, and bizarre but enjoyable vocal sound effects. `Down the Dolce Vita' embodies some straightforward rock (albeit with dramatic horn and string pieces) with the same gloom of the opener, the unusual nightclub blues of `Waiting For the Big One,' and the album's climactic finale, `Here Comes the Flood.' To many, the most notable moments were Gabriel's trademark ability to craft genius ballads like the personal `Solsbury Hill' and `Humdrum.' Then, almost as a \"just because I can\" gesture, Gabriel included `Excuse Me,' an odd step into barber shop quartet.\n\nOne of the defining art rock albums of all time, Peter Gabriel's first solo flight is certainly that; a soaring flight into an array of musical horizons. It also contained some of the most meticulous and clinical production on any album of the late 70s, without the flaw of being pompous or over-produced. But more importantly it set in stone Peter Gabriel's long list of talents, and as his many albums that followed would show, he had many more to share, as both he and his former band Genesis ventured into their respective commercial successes with fresh starts.","Product: Dc Ac ~ Who Made Who\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Creative in the Use of Hard Rock for a Horror Movie Score\n\nReview: At first glance at the track list, it would appear that this disc is a small best-of/greatest hits package, but obviously that's not the purpose of this album due to the absence of obligatory tracks like 'Highway To Hell,' 'Back in Black,' 'Dirty Deeds,' the list goes on. Actually, \"Who Made Who\" is the official soundtrack (minus Roger Miller's 'King of the Road') to Stephen King's 80s horror movie \"Maximum Overdrive,\" a film that has since become a minor cult classic about a day machines and other electronic devices begin to take over the world and kill their human inventors.\nThe fact that someone like Stephen King chose AC/DC to supply the music to his deliciously tongue-in-cheek movie seems ironic, but it actually fits, and once you watch the film you'll get it (he would do it again by using punk pioneers The Ramones for 'Pet Sematary').\nAs for the music, the album contains only three then-unreleased songs, but the others are a neat sampler for those interested in material from the first few AC/DC albums with Brian Johnson, with one song from the Bon Scott era ('Ride On'), which is a great song--one of the few, if not the only, sympathetic ballads in AC/DC's catalog--but it's not exactly the best song to use when introducing someone to Bon Scott's contributions to the group, one of the many factors that dispell the \"best of\" label some put on the album.\nAs for the three songs written for the film, the track 'Who Made Who' is surprisingly sincere, and slightly more restrained in its approach when compared to AC/DC's signature sound. It's hard to say what the lyrics are about; there are a few references to machines like video games and satellites, so they may relate to the film's theme, but the rest is hard to figure out, but the song is a great one anyway, making it the best AC/DC song that's not about women and/or booze (other good examples being 'Spellbound,' 'Night of the Long Knives,' 'Let There Be Rock,' 'Back in Black,' the rarity 'Cold Hearted Man,' and many others). The two instrumentals meanwhile, 'D.T' and 'Chase the Ace' both display infectious guitar hooks, and probably would have become two more AC/DC classics if lyrics and had been given to them.\nApparently, some different versions and/or mixes were used in the film for some of the songs, and there were even a few brief guitar pieces used that are not present on the album, which would be great to have, but even so \"Who Made Who\" is a delightful album to own. And as usual, it's fitting for fans to blare from their speakers, even if it's an odds and ends collection.","Product: Audio CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Album That Affirmed AC/DC's Stance in Rock-n-Roll\n\nReview: Prior to \"The Razor's Edge,\" AC/DC's first album of the 1990's, and throughout a good deal of the 80's, the band had found itself being gradually overshadowed by a musical world of glam-pop and synthesizers, of hairspray and power ballads, but amazingly they never once negotiated their rock-n-roll prowess. And now the near-twenty year veterans of rock were entering the early '90's--the days of Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, and a movement of wannabe punk bands from Seattle angry at nothing. If AC/DC's first offering of this decade failed to hit the Top Twenty, it certainly wouldn't be a surprise to many--however, with the accomplished \"The Razor's Edge\" AC/DC found themselves in the Billboard Top Ten (this set hit #2) for the first time in nearly seven years.\n\"The Razor's Edge\" is a marvelous set of twelve finely crafted songs, all of them holding a delightful sneer, notably the classic opener 'Thunderstruck,' 'Are You Ready,' and the title track (which could be one of AC/DC's most adept songs ever). 'Moneytalks' shows Brian Johnson's vocal ability going beyond its former limits (though the album's absence of his lyrics is puzzling) while the blue collar salute 'Goodbye and Good Riddance to Bad Luck' goes great with the rest of the album's songs.\nYielding a superior recording quality and fine arrangements and productions, \"The Razor's Edge\" is a fundamental element in the lexicon of a band who refused to compromise their traditional yet unique brand of hard rock.","Product: Dc Ac ~ Powerage\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Powerage\" is Not For the Narrow-Minded AC/DC Fan\n\nReview: If the title of my review is a bit misleading, let me start by clarifying that in my view, 1978's \"Powerage\" is the best of AC/DC's era with the late singer Bon Scott (God rest his soul). But be warned, all you narrow-minded rockers who only expect the standard guitar-driven salutes to booze and women, \"Powerage\" is different, and far exceeds the limitations of AC/DC's previous works (and even some material after it). This record is far more accomplished, making it the most progressed and traditionally intelligent album of their '70's era.\nGraced with Bon Scott's sneering howl and an unexpected bluesy spark, \"Powerage\" shows AC/DC at one of their peaks; the tracks are excellent and fit the band perfectly. 'Rock and Roll Damnation' is one of the most poignantly written blistering rock songs of all time, while 'Down Payment Blues,' 'Riff Raff,' 'Gimme a Bullet,' and 'Kicked in the Teeth' make it seem as if a Delta blues band attended an AC/DC concert and changed their tune. 'Sin City' is a growling and dare I say forewarning look at Las Vegas infidelity, while 'Up to My Neck in You' and 'Gone Shootin' (a true classic) are superb. But the highlight of \"Powerage\" is no doubt 'What's Next to the Moon,' which is sheer poetry from the view of a gritty rock and roller.\nIt's a shame that \"Powerage\" has been slightly obscured by its predecessor (1977's \"Let There Be Rock\") and its follow-up (the hit \"Highway to Hell\") because this set exceeds both of them. And though it is superior than AC/DC's other 70's material, it still matches them perfectly--even if it shines brighter.","Product: Lightfoot,Gordon ~ Summertime Dream\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Only Lightfoot Could Create a \"Dream\" Like This\n\nReview: Shipwrecks, old seadogs who would storm the gates of hell, a room full of ghosts and desolation, and an ocean of ruins are not exactly the things one would find in a summertime dream, a reference so pure that the listener finds that they've been wonderfully misled once they dive into this, one of Gordon Lightfoot's greatest albums. Irony is something that has always drifted into Lightfoot's music, and has always made it all the more unique. Unfortunately, an ironic fact here is that \"Summertime Dream,\" released in 1976, was the last album of the singer/songwriter's wave of popularity.\nIn characteristic fashion, Lightfoot ends his era of commercial popularity with a bang, and \"Summertime Dream\" boasts a body of some of the most solid, conscious songs ever produced in the 70s. Most of the songs here contain some reference to the ocean, a metaphorical symbol that would be cliched with any other artist, but Lightfoot keeps his lyrical prowess flowing like the waters he describes. The first notes of \"Summertime Dream\" are misleading, as an upbeat tune describes a 'Race Among the Ruins,' one of many Lightfoot songs that should have been more commercially successful than it actually was. The album's biggest hit, the harrowing true story 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' remains popular to this day, and is a lasting example of the soft-spoken folk era gritting its teeth and unleashing a powerful, ominous tale that defies the old acoustic formula. But it doesn't end there, as some of Lightfoot's most stirring imagery unveils itself in 'Too Many Clues in This Room,' and 'Protocol,' but the title track seems to be an honest, lyrically whistful song set amidst such deep tunes as these. There's even some old wisdom appearing in the nearly 40 year old Lightfoot (as of 1976) in 'The House You Live In,' seemingly reflecting New Testament teachings (\"And the house you live in will never fall down if you pity the stranger who stands at your gate\").\nLike most of Gordon Lightfoot's material, this album is more dense and meaningful than his associations with the \"folk\" genre allow people to realize. \"Summertime Dream\" may have been among the last of Lightfoot's commercially successful releases, but it certainly wasn't the last breath of his poignancy and musical determination.","Product: 1973 album by legendary rockers Deep Purple.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The Purple Arena-Eater is Slain (Pardon the Terrible Metaphor)\n\nReview: For an album that even the band's members call their worst, \"Who Do We Think We Are\" holds up surprisingly well. What keeps the album together, ironically, is the tension and exhaustion that runs through it. Deep Purple were at the crest of a wave of meteoric success that had seen now-legendary albums \"In Rock,\" \"Fireball,\" \"Machine Head\" and \"Made in Japan.\" But as inevitable as a rich, boring white guy in a Republican primary, Deep Purple began to come apart; enmity between singer Ian Gillan and guitarist Ritchie Blackmore culminated in the former's departure after the album (their feud, and at one time friendship, is captured brilliantly on the manic 'Smooth Dancer'), exiting along with bassist Roger Glover.\nAs usual when things fell apart with the rest of the band, organist Jon Lord and drummer Ian Paice are the lifeguards of the music (see the restored \"Last Concert in Japan\" for a great later example of this); Lord's playing on the hit 'Woman From Tokyo' seems to replace and overshadow the disenchanted Blackmore (who recorded most of his parts separately from Gillan), and Paice's calculated fury is all over the album. But 'Mary Long' finds the group predictably attacking \"clean-up TV\" spokeswoman Mary Whitehouse, an obligatory subject in 70s rock (see Pink Floyd's \"Pigs\"), 'Place in Line' is a boring, lifeless blues number, and though it's plenty beaty, 'Rat Bat Blue' doesn't help matters. 'Super Trouper' however is a strange, if fascinating, lament for a rock n' roll casualty, the narratives that Gillan has always captured so well, and 'Our Lady' ends the album on an unexpected but somehow beautiful note, like a plane crash in slow motion in which no one is hurt, but the passengers simply leave the wreckage and go their separate ways.\nPurple would of course continue for a few more years without Gillan and Glover, replacing them with David Coverdale and Glenn Hughes respectably, and recording two respectable albums, \"Burn\" and \"Stormbringer.\" But neither of those albums would fully capture the hard-edged metal this lineup had helped to innovate. \"Who Do We Think We Are,\" though not a classic like its immediate predecessors, was like hearing a juggernaut machine grind to a halt, its gears emitting beautiful rock n' roll screeches as it died.\n(This remastered and expanded edition of \"Who Do We Think We Are\" is well worth the price, not only for the restoration of the neurotic record, but also for Roger Glover's copious liner notes.)","Product: Certified Gold by the RIAA (11/97).\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: What a Breakup Album Should Be\n\nReview: Breakup albums should not be pretty. They shouldn't be full of introspective emotion like \"Bridge Over Troubled Water,\" nor should they be solid, cohesive efforts like \"Synchronicity.\" Albums recorded by bands in danger of falling apart should be scattered, uneven, and should sound as if the band could implode at any moment. Though Black Sabbath's \"Never Say Die!\" wasn't a breakup album in the strictest sense, it did signal the end of their partnership with frontman Ozzy Osbourne, who would soon be booted out for being too messed up on drugs, by a band messed up on drugs. The unsteady state of the entire band, however, makes \"Never Say Die!\" a textbook definition of what an album should sound like when it signals the end of an era. The opening title track is exciting, and by far the album's best song, and 'Shock Wave,' 'Johnny Blade,' and 'Junior's Eyes' have enough of the doom and gloom that made Black Sabbath the greatest heavy metal band of the 70s. But elsewhere, the record lacks any direction. 'A Hard Road,' despite being catchy enough, shows the band had no great ideas at the time, and other songs like 'Over To You,' 'Air Dance,' and 'Swinging the Chain' echo the same, but cross the line into boring.","Product: RAMONES PLEASANT DREAMS\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Pleasant Dreams,\" an Apology for \"End Of the Century\"\n\nReview: The Ramones' 1981 album \"Pleasant Dreams\" followed \"End Of the Century,\" released the previous year. Produced by Phil Spector, that album was one of the punk pioneers' most curious releases and was later labelled by some of the band members themselves as being their worst album. \"Pleasant Dreams\" however takes much of the departures in sound that were found on \"End Of the Century,\" and puts them back in tune so that they broaden the Ramones' limited sound, while still appreciating their punk essence.\n'We Want the Airwaves' is a perfect example; it finds that Johnny Ramone has forgotten the three-chord buzzsaw guitar hooks that were so evident on their debut. The song remains one of his best guitar moments. The album carries on in suitable form with 'All's Quiet On the Eastern Front' and the grin-inducing but repetitve 'The KKK Took My Baby Away.' Joey Ramones' vocals are most flexible on 'It's Not My Place,' while 'You Didn't Mean Anything To Me' and 'This Business is Killing Me' are worthy additions to the band's lexicon.\nAs with most of the recent re-issues, \"Pleasant Dreams\" contains a slew of bonus tracks that are surely worth having, while not overbearing the album's original content, which is worth having even on its own. On the bleaker side, \"Pleasant Dreams\" was a reminder at the time that proved the acts that they had inspired (i.e., the punk bands that ripped them off) were now unrightfully overshadowing their punk forefathers.","Product: Talking Heads ~ Stop Making Sense: Talking Head\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Startling, Innovative (If Overlooked) Concert Presentation\n\nReview: This 1984 concert journal by the Talking Heads--in my opinion the most unique and inventive new wave band of all time--has long been hailed for its originality and poignancy, but has never quite received the appreciation it deserves. But perhaps this very worthwhile re-issue of \"Stop Making Sense\" will persuade critics to give it another look.\nBut as for the classic original in 1984, if the Talking Heads' critics didn't fully know what they were about before, they sure knew it when they were graced with \"Stop Making Sense.\" The glorious result of the band's tour for their previous studio set \"Speaking in Tongues,\" \"Stop Making Sense\" was the soundtrack to the Talking Heads' concert film/documentary, directed by Jonathan Demme.\nThis will sound cliched and naive, but I think that \"Stop Making Sense\"--aside from being a marvelous concert film--boasts some of the purest live recordings ever. Instead of gritty and inaudible music, barely noticable compared to the hooping and hollering of the audience, the Talking Heads and their guest musicians execute a power and a graceful and delicate force. The performances of their studio gems hold completely different and interesting arrangements, both vocally and musically, giving each song a new dimension and flexibility (as if they did not have them before). But overall, the product is listenable, with no drawn out improvisations to make up for a lack of material--each note is worked to perfection. \"Stop Making Sense\" proves to anyone the unique and brilliant world of the Talking Heads, and is a perfect accompanyment to an equally striking film.\nThis re-issue is worth the wait. The extra tracks are well chosen and well balanced, while still appreciating the original product. In fact, I recommend the \"Stop Making Sense\" re-issue as opposed to the original. Not to sound like a greedy salesman, but you'll definitely get the best for your buck.","Product: Released 1985 MCA Records, Inc.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: For the Listener Who Only Wants the Hits\n\nReview: The later released 2-disc set \"Show Biz Kids\" was for the fan who wasn't ready for a relationship, yet still wanted a lesson in the musical tapestry of Steely Dan...but \"A Decade Of\" is strictly for the listener who wants only the radio favorites and none of the details. These 14 songs document Steely Dan's first era before their 1980 dissolution, with two tracks from each album, except \"The Royal Scam\" which is only represented by one. If you don't want a musical commitment, or are on a very tight musical budget, \"A Decade of Steely Dan\" is for you. You'll get the hits and steal a small glimpse at the minds of their creators, Walter Becker and Donald Fagen; the pop of 'FM,' 'Babylon Sisters,' 'Peg,' and the gutters of 'Black Friday' and 'Kid Charlemagne' will still teach you something.","Product: Sounds great, Plays perfect.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Youthanasia\" Gives Heavy Metal A Decent Name\n\nReview: In most ways, heavy metal foursome Megadeth is a more intelligent and musically flexible version of Metallica; this is not made surprising (or derivative), as guitarist/vocalist Dave Mustaine was the former's original lead guitarist, and his writing influence was even felt by Metallica to their second album--all after he had been fired from the band. Relevant comparisons aside, Mustaine, Nick Menza, Marty Friedman, & David Ellefson continue to prove their dominance of heavy metal (and give Metallica a run for their money when it comes to merit) with their 1994 masterpiece, the inventive, yet underappreciated, \"Youthanasia.\"\nThe tracks contained on this disc are pure heavy metal, and still hold a powerful musical and lyrical element of classical arrangements, as heard in the intro of 'Blood Of Heroes' (which also displays great vocal mixing) and the harrowing 'A Tout Le Monde.' 'Train Of Consequences' sounds like an updated rock version of Alfred Noyes' poem \"The Highwayman\" while other songs like the title track, 'Family Tree,' and 'Addicted To Chaos' are so genuinely real they are nearly heartwrenching.\n\"Youthanasia\" remains a surreal heavy metal accomplishment, though slightly obscured by some of Megadeth's more often-noted albums. The band attributes its label as \"below standards\" to producer Max Norman's theory that the tracks had to be 250 beats a minute in order to get on the radio (as they contend in an interview with the magazine \"Maximum Guitar\"). Nonetheless, \"Youthanasia\" is solid, and its heavy metal foundation is both blistering and gutwrenching.","Product: With Broken China, Pink Floyd's resident keyboard genius looks profoundly toward the future. This album explores deep musical terrain with evocative polyrhythms, world music influences and classical-sonic landscapes; as one would expect from Wright, the overall feeling is mysterious and brooding. Noted musicians include drummer Manu Katche (Peter Gabriel) and influential bassist Pino Palladino. Two tracks, \"Reaching for the Rail\" and \"Breakthrough,\" feature compelling vocals by Sinead O'Connor.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great Musician Regains his Confidence\n\nReview: As if Pink Floyd keyboard virtuoso Richard Wright hadn't already made himself a \"mystery musician\" with his complex dazzling music and one-sided empty grin, his 1996 solo fare \"Broken China\" firmly established that enigmatic tone his music has always seemed to take.\nPerhaps the most fulfilling thing about Wright's \"Broken China\" is that the keyboardist is found back in tune with himself, his purpose, and his music. Wright is often known to be unsatisfied with a lot of his work, and a bad case of writer's block in the late 1970s resulted in his exodus from Pink Floyd and two less than perfect solo projects. However, with \"Broken China,\" the confidence which Wright regained from his reunion with Floyd has obviously paid off as he goes solo once more.\nThis 16-song cycle is a semi-conceptual piece dealing with the state of depression, something Wright's music expresses without flaws; his glistening musical arrangements blend together in a surreal flow, with the classic electronic touch. Former Pink Floyd session-contributor Anthony Moore's assistance is worthwhile on such great tracks as 'Night Of a Thousand Furry Toys,' 'Woman Of Custom,' and especially 'Reaching For the Rail' and 'Breakthrough' (both of which see Sinead O'Connor in guest spots). But Wright's work alone in the musical value makes \"Broken China\" the great work it is, evident on 'Satellite' and 'Sweet July.'\n\"Broken China\" may very well be Richard Wright's masterpiece so far, even if the \"new age\" label is a bit far fetched. The confidence of a great musician is back and gleaming, and the album's ultimate result is above satisfactory.","Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original 1993 Rhino/Pyramid Records release. Catalog R2-71564. There is a hole punch through the UPC and booklet.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: \"Another victory for The Band...\"\n\nReview: It seems I've changed my mind about this album a couple times, but this time I've changed it for good.\nThere are many cases in rock and roll history when a principle songwriter leaves a group and assumes he's left his bandmates in the dust; the remaining members regroup and go on to continued success, but their fan base and their critics become divided as to whether they're still \"the real deal\" or not (the likes of Pink Floyd and Supertramp come to mind). And who knew The Band would join those ranks when they released \"Jericho\" in 1993, their first studio album since 1977's \"Islands,\" and their first without former songwriter Robbie Robertson (and member Richard Manuel, who committed suicide in 1986).\nRobertson's claim as to why he has not participated with his former colleagues is as follows; \"We'd made a movie [The Last Waltz] about it and everything. I didn't want to say 'Just kidding!'\" However, the album \"Jericho\" itself has not made \"The Last Waltz\" a lie; even Robertson says that the Waltz was meant to be an end to their touring days only, and that The Band had intentions of continuing their studio career. In fact, Band members were talking about the possibility of another studio album as late as 1980. However, the \"reunion tours\" of the 80s did make \"The Last Waltz\" a questionable event. But since the Waltz only represented the end of touring, a new studio album does not hender the original meaning of one of the greatest concert films of all time. If that was the case, \"Islands\" would have made The Band liars in 1977. But since that's not the case, \"Jericho\" is nothing more than a triumph for The Band.\nLongtime members Rick Danko, Garth Hudson, and Levon Helm welcome sidemen Jim Weider, Richard Bell, and Randy Ciarlante to make one of their most sincere, honest albums. Of course, the reunited Band now has the same symptom as the reunited Pink Floyd...that is adding a slew of unnecessary sidemen and outside songwriters. But once you ignore that, \"Jericho\" is a moving and powerful album; 'Too Soon Gone' finds The Band mourning for their lost mate Richard Manuel, while the ghostly but lovely 'Country Boy' includes vocals by the late singer, recorded just five months before his suicide. 'The Caves of Jericho' features a great vocal performance from Helm, and 'Blind Willie McTell' is The Band's first version of a Bob Dylan song since 1971, and a rousing cover of Bruce Springsteen's overlooked 'Atlantic City' is The Band at their best.","Product: Featuring the classic King Crimson lineup of Robert Fripp, John Wetton (Asia), Bill Bruford (Yes) and David Cross, this historical concert recorded live at the Amsterdam Concertgebouw on November 15, 1973, previously only heard as part of the BBC in concert series and on a number of poor quality bootlegs. All tracks have been completely remixed form the 16-track master tapes, packaged with a 20 page booklet. Track highlights include: \"Easy Money, \" \"Exiles, \" \"The Night Watch, \" \"The Talking Drum\" and more!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of Rock's Finest Moments Caught on Tape\n\nReview: Fans of the legendary King Crimson should be thankful that co-founder and mainstay Robert Fripp has such an obsessive pattern of archiving the Crims' various live performances. This late 1973 gig at the Concertgebouw in Amsterdam features the most hailed Crimson line-up of Fripp (guitars), John Wetton (bass/vocals), David Cross (violins, etc) and Bill Bruford (percussion), in a furry of musical bliss from the frightening to the beautiful, from the ominous textures to the shadowy lines, from the words of anger to the words of mourning.\n\"The Night Watch\" is, simply put, one of the greatest rock concerts ever caught on tape. Today, live albums have become stop-gap releases more than ever, available mostly through TV offers, with a tacky keychain or poster thrown in. And unfortunately, since this performance was released over twenty years after it happened, it will probably only be seen by many as a nostalgia release. But we know better.\nKing Crimson blew fans away with their studio albums, but as a live entity they were an unmovable mountain. Despite all its mind-boggling complexity (and Fripp's own criticism, evident in his extensive liner notes), this band invaded whatever venue they were scheduled and produced a sound that could fill a stadium yet still possess enough grace to fit in a concert hall. Selections such as 'Easy Money,' 'Lament,' and '21st Century Schizoid Man,' would have made a stadium audience stamp their feet and hold lighters high in the air, while 'The Night Watch,' 'Trio,' and 'Fracture' mesmerized those in the more intimate venues.\nIf you only buy one live album by King Crimson (there are many), \"The Night Watch\" is perfect. Around 26 minutes of these exact recordings were supposedly used for the \"Starless and Bible Black\" album (after overdubbs and studio polishing), but nonetheless, \"The Night Watch\" is a moving piece of history from these musical heroes.","Product: Journey ~ Greatest Hits Live\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An Amazing Document of Journey's Live Conquest of the 80s\n\nReview: Prompted by the ecstatic success of their 1996 reunion album \"Trial By Fire,\" Journey issued \"Greatest Hits Live,\" a startling document of their domination of the 1980s touring grounds. Despite the title, this is definitely not a mere re-release of hits, presented live in an empty manner of sweetening the deal. And though most of the tracks here were indeed hits, Journey soldiers through a fine canon of work with an explosive energy that challenges the original versions.\nDespite some re-mixing by Kevin Shirley (who produced \"Trial By Fire\"), \"Greatest Hits Live\" possesses a truly live feel due to the fact that no overdubs were included. Culled from 1981 and 83 performances in Tokyo, Oklahoma, and Texas, Journey triumphs with the enduring and well-chosen introduction 'Don't Stop Believin,' and brilliantly shifts tempos and strengths on tracks like 'Lights,' 'Send Her My Love,' and 'Still They Ride.' 'Wheel in the Sky' was a great choice to end concerts with, as the subject of carnival life applies to a life of a touring rock band. The output of vocalist Steve Perry, guitarist Neal Schon, and keyboardist Jonathan Cain shine bright, but it's also worth noting that the rhythm section of Ross Valory and Steve Smith (bass and drums, respectively) are particularly worth mentioning, as the recording techniques bring justice to the their tight and energetic rhythms.\nJourney was one of the biggest bands of the 1980s, despite the critical association with the dreaded \"80s pop\" sound. As if the earlier released \"Captured\" didn't show their power on stage, \"Greatest Hits Live\" showcases the ominous, unlimited spectacle that is Journey.","Product: 1975 album for Epic. Nine tracks, including 'The Grind', 'Homeward Strut', 'Dreamer' and the title track.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Review of the song \"Wild Dogs\"\n\nReview: At first glance, this song doesn't look very creative on paper. A hard rock artist with a song named 'Wild Dogs' doesn't conjure much to the imagination. For one thing it was recorded and co-written by a notoriously fast-living guitarist, who had played with the rock and roll likes of The James Gang and hard rock legends Deep Purple. And besides all of that, the title 'Wild Dogs' seems like one of the most over-used, generic titles for a rock song.\nBut it's not; Tommy Bolin's 'Wild Dogs' is one of those rock songs that brings a unique, emotional viewpoint to a subject that was turned into a mere cliche by other rock bands throughout the years. The song finds this accomplished guitarist playing the part of a lonely, wandering drifter, a theme that makes it tempting to say the song was autobiographical. The slight melancholy in Bolin's voice is contrasted and strengthened by able backing instrumentation and a melody that is rough for the ears to form, but enjoyable nonetheless, as the musician sings of the weary, sad sounds of \"wild dogs howling in the night.\"\nThe song was played during Deep Purple's late 1975 tour of Japan, and a great version from those shows is available on their live archival release \"This Time Around: Live In Tokyo '75,\" and of course Bolin's solo versions, live and in the studio. 'Wild Dogs' is an overlooked gem in hard rock, a great song that demonstrates a reality in the fast-living life of a rock and roll man, and a sadly prophetic one at that, due to Bolin's death from a drug overdose.","Product: 1990 album from legendary rockers Deep Purple.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: The Dubious Distinction of Deep Purple's Worst Album\n\nReview: In a 2008 interview, former Rainbow crooner Joe Lynn Turner and his hair painted a somewhat euphoric picture of \"Slaves & Masters,\" the only album he recorded with Deep Purple. He had replaced the recently fired Ian Gillan, whose notoriously strained relationship with guitarist Ritchie Blackmore had led to his second (or third) exit from the band. Turner said he had urged Deep Purple to go into a more \"commercial\" direction, \"much like Desmond Child and Aerosmith.\"\n...what? Turning Deep Purple into a glam-commercial pop-rock group is like giving Jason Statham a role written for Michael Cera. If 1987's \"The House of Blue Light\" had been (unfairly) called \"Deep Purple trying uncomfortably to sound like Rainbow,\" then \"Slaves & Masters\" was a full-blown foray into wuss-rock. Not that Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow had been wuss-rock, but...well, it was, but they sounded far better, and wuss-rocked far harder, than \"Slaves & Masters.\"\nSo, on this 1990 album, Turner, Blackmore, Roger Glover, Ian Paice, and Jon Lord churn out an embarrassing mix of a Warranty, Def Leppardy, Bon Jovi...y, glammy, distinctly late 80s/early 90s generic rock. Many Purple fans - and Purple themselves - have called 1973's \"Who Do We Think We Are?\" the band's worst album, but at least it embodied the band in its turmoil, fitting for the unsung heroes of heavy metal. Jon Lord does some impressive work, even if he uses some now-heavily dated equipment, and Ian Paice anchors things with his drumming, but it seems Roger Glover's bass is buried, as the album is terribly mixed. The attempt at a bluesy sound in 'Fire in the Basement' is watered down and weak, while tracks like 'Truth Hurts' find Turner crooning as if he's fronting Cinderella, the rest of the band all the while trying to keep the nails-for-breakfast metal they innovated from clawing through the weak production.\nDon't get me wrong - the presence of the extremely talented Turner did not make this album lame. What made \"Slaves & Masters\" a poor effort was that it didn't need to happen; there was no inspiration, motivation, and no Gillan. Deep Purple's heralded \"Perfect Strangers\" reunion in 1984 produced two great studio albums and awesome sold-out concert performances, but the reunion of the MkII lineup was dragged on too long. Their post-Blackmore efforts have been outstanding, but the initial spark of the MkII reunion was gone, and \"Slaves & Masters\" did not have the sound or the power to reinvigorate it.","Product: The Band The Band UK CD album\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Brilliant Backwoods Americana Amidst the Swinging 60s\n\nReview: \"The Brown Album\" is no \"Music From Big Pink.\" But then again, \"Music From Big Pink\" is no Brown Album. The Band followed their brilliant, acclaimed debut without missing a beat in the heart of their flowing creativity. The sound of \"Big Pink\" had been so unique that it was impossible to attach it to a specific era, while \"The Brown Album\" is a distinct musical vision of an electrified \"old days\" matched with an acoustic backwoods accent. Each of the original twelve songs on the album seem as if they originated from an innocent jam session from the 1800's era Appalachian Mountains, and whisked away into a modern studio in 1969.\n\"The Brown Album\" was officially titled simply \"The Band\" (like the Beatles' \"White Album\" is also called \"The Beatles\" and Metallica's \"Black Album\" is also called \"Metallica\"; but neither of those albums deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as this accomplishment). From the moment they cross the Great Divide, The Band harps from their own land of Americana, but the feelings they proclaim on the album are still applicable to the times, as genuine as a bottle of moonshine that could have been brewed in 1969 or 1869. Rick Danko's fiddle on 'Rag Mama Rag' sounds as if he travelled back in time with a tape recorder, while Levon Helm's distinctly Southern voice punctuates this song and several others. 'The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down' is an emotion-stirring portrait from the Civil War, while the \"drunkard's dream\" 'Up On Cripple Creek' portrays a funky Delta epoch, with Garth Hudson taking a turn at the clavinette, with brilliantly quirky results. Richard Manuel meanwhile gives a typically astounding vocal on 'King Harvest,' a character study of determination and hardship, capped off by a sonic \"minimalism\" guitar solo from Robbie Robertson. It's nothing short of amazing that a group could make such a solid, believable statement during the swinging 60s with songs like 'Jemima Surrender,' 'Whispering Pines,' or 'Rockin' Chair.'\nAside from becoming one of The Band's most acclaimed pieces of work, \"The Brown Album\" also proved the group was strong and creative even without former employer Bob Dylan in front of them (though \"Music From Big Pink\" had already done much to prove that fact). No other band in history has painted such a stirring vision of the past to contradict an overbearing modern grain.","Product: Signs Of A Vacant Soul by VIRGOS MERLOT\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best Album By a Modern Band in Years\n\nReview: Had it garnered more recognition upon its release, \"Signs of a Vacant Soul\" would have probably melted into the grooves of all the other modern rock that was coming out in 1999, and Virgos Merlot would have been seen as just another generic alternative goth-rock band. And knowing how record execs are, they would have been pressured to produce more of the same formula, and Virgos Merlot would have lost their originality. So maybe it's for the best that \"Signs of a Vacant Soul\" didn't immediately gain the success it had the potential to reach (though 'Gain' was moderately successful on the Mainstream Rock chart). Listeners can now analyze the album by itself, without any other \"standards\" set by critics to compare it to.\nA textbook-perfect recording for 1999, \"Signs of a Vacant Soul\" is an album rich in melody and accessibility, and boasts a careful detailed production ethic for a band in their debut...or for any band for that matter (the vocal spots are particularly well engineered). What's most remarkable though is despite the fact that the instrumentation is narrowed down to a vocal-guitars-bass-drums formula, there is an amazing amount of flexibility in the music. The material of course benefits from this, opening with 'The Cycle' and demonstrating irresistible but layered textures on songs like 'Winning' and 'Trouble,' which has a chorus of simple catchy lyrics which sound like those of 70s classic rock, while there are more complex elements elsewhere; there is a (perhaps intentional) themed interplay between 'More' and 'Knowing Burns,' neither of which seem complete without the other. The musical body and form of 'Beautiful Lie' hints at a prog-rock influence, but the album's two best tracks are also its most beautiful and inspiring; 'Gain' and 'Kiss My Disease' contradict Virgos Merlot's spooky-looking image as seen in CD's foldout. 'Disregarding' meanwhile spots an amazing, driven guitar sound that closes the album.\nThe music of the five-man Virgos Merlot can best be described as a battery of heavy rhythms and crunching guitars, out of which emerge beauty, bravery, and a driving force. \"Signs of a Vacant Soul\" is a top candidate for an album that could become a true \"lost\" album in ten to twenty years.","Product: The 1976 debut album by New York's beloved punk rockers, unavailable as an individual title on CD in the U.S. 14 tracks, including 'Blitzkrieg Bop', 'Beat on the Brat', 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue', 'Loudmouth' and 'I Don't Wanna Walk Around with You'. Also features the original artwork & full lyrics.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One Of Music's Greatest Contributions\n\nReview: The story of the Ramones has been told so many times, it has become a cliche` of history; from New York's infamous CBGB's Club, four shaggy-looking young men known as The Ramones (taken from a legend that ex-Beatle Paul McCartney had used the pseudonym to check into a hotel), played over a dozen songs in less than thirty minutes, all with a sonic deadpan approach that would become their unmistakable trademark.\nThe Ramones were the innovators, if not the inventors of what we know as punk music. They inspired such punk legends as the Clash, Johnny Rotten, and Sid Vicious, just to name a few. But, as time passed, they became overshadowed by the acts they had inspired, yet the Ramones somehow maintained their undeniable status as unquestionable legends.\nAnd this was the album that started it all, from the band that started it all. The Ramones' self-titled debut, recorded in a few days for less that six thousand dollars, is not only one of the greatest contributions to punk, but one of the greatest contributions to music. All of the Ramones' brilliant trademarks are represented here: heavy three-chord alchemy, simple, punkish, sometimes repeatitive lyrics, and a hint of tribute to the rock and roll of the 1950's.\nThough I am not a fan of any other punk band, the Ramones remain my all-time favorites; they did one thing, did it greatly, and moved on to their next triumph.\nAny band, any album such as this one, that can have the power and exhiliration to actually breathe life into a form of music must definitely be a masterpiece of music, from Mozart to John Lennon to what we are hearing now.","Product: 2000 Fantasy Records 20-bit K2 super coding release housed in standard shipping charge inside cardboard outer slipcase.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Stirring, Vividly Affective\n\nReview: By 1972, Creedence Clearwater Revival--among the most popular bands of the previous five years--had reached the classic rock and roll band \"breaking point;\" A year earlier, a frustrated Tom Fogerty (guitars) had left the group. The rhythm section of Stu Cook and Doug Clifford were becoming more and more vocal on their demands for democratic compositional rights. And leader John Fogerty was undergoing personal problems, and was fed up with the entire state of things.\nThe result was CCR's final and almost inevitable studio album, 1972's \"Mardi Gras\"--ironically titled, using the banner of a festive celebration to mark the grave end for a troubled band who had previously scaled historical rock music heights. Though the state of a tension-racked CCR was visible on the record, the overall musical and lyrical result was utterly remarkable.\nNever before, in my opinion, has their been a \"break-up\" album so affective in music and lyrics than \"Mardi Gras.\" This is \"Let It Be\" with grit. The lyrics and vocals of the previously ignored Cook and Clifford, clashing with Fogerty's classic meloncholoy and boogie tunes, set the perfect tone for what was going on with the band at the time; it seems as though the members were all speaking to each other. This is obvious in Cook's 'Take it Like a Friend' in which he moans, \"Took special pride in all your well laid plans, forgot about the others--we moved toward the light, showing empty hands.\" Cook and Clifford knew their songs would be bashed and never as appreciated as those from Fogerty. Every track serves its purpose, even the standard cover version of \"Hello Mary Lou.\"\nThe band speaks volumes without intending to. Although \"Rolling Stone\" labelled it 'Fogerty's Revenge,' and nearly every critic at the time (and still) call Cook and Clifford's contributions simply awful, this was the perfect final chapter for CCR--vivid and real, never attempting to cover up the tension. Unappreciated excellency all the way through.","Product: A year before his shocking death at age 25, guitar whiz Tommy Bolin stepped in for Ritchie Blackmore in Deep Purple. This Japanese concert shows just how awesome that lineup-Coverdale/Bolin/Paice/Lord/Hughes-was, as they play Burn; Highway Star; Smoke on the Water/Georgia on My Mind; Lazy (with drum solo), and several \"Mark IV\" (as that Deep Purple lineup was known) originals. 2 CDs of live 'n' loud heavy-metal brilliance!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Recommended Addition to Live Purists\n\nReview: Being one of the hugest concert acts of the 70s, Deep Purple had set a high standard for itself, which is why many DP live sets without the title \"Made In Japan\" often go unclaimed. But the rambunctious performance of \"This Time Around\" captures a blaze of musical and emotional fire, and also serves as a time capsule for this particular period of the band; Deep Purple had been put through a slow and agonizing series of line-up changes, when they hit the jackpot with their best line-up (the so-called MkII line-up); Ritchie Blackmore, Roger Glover, Ian Gillan, Jon Lord, and Ian Paice. But the ultimate cliche of rock and roll unravelled as both Gillan and Glover exited, followed soon by Blackmore (after he completed work on 1974's \"Stormbringer\"). In them, Deep Purple had lost a great frontman, bassist/arranger, and a guitar hero, respectively. Paice and Lord (both of whom have always been brilliant even on their own) kept the band together and recorded three respectable albums and keeping itself alive by connecting to audiences in lifehouses captured here on \"This Time Around.\"\nFever-burning, blistering, trademark Purple attacks on many songs from their post-MkII's success era give them a whole new breath of life. Anyone who complains that the recordings on the 1974-75 albums lack spark should definitely hear \"This Time Around\"; it will give them a chance to hear those \"need-improvement\" versions brought back to life and beyond, such as 'Burn,' 'Stormbringer,' 'Drifter,' and 'You Keep On Moving.' And it's always nice to hear any live version of 'Smoke on the Water' and 'Highway Star,' while Deep Purple never forgets to boggle the musical senses with complex solo spotlights. It's hard to ignore the fact that these, some of Deep Purple's last concerts before splintering for nearly a decade, are marred by the personal state of the band; drugs and a heavy schedule took their toll, but not before DP had one last punch.","Product: LED ZEPPELIN HOW THE WEST WAS WON (3CD)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Long Overdue Historical Document\n\nReview: Neither \"The Song Remains the Same\" nor \"BBC Sessions\" have done Led Zeppelin's live concert legacy much justice, but the recently released 3 disc set \"How the West Was Won\" documents both a long overdue look at Zep's power on stage and an example of how this monster rock band established itself in the U.S. What's more, for a triple CD set in a foldout package, the album is surprisingly cheap.\n\"How the West Was Won\" is culled from 1972 Led performances at the L.A. Forum and Long Beach arena, displaying three CD's worth of outstanding selections. The sound quality is exceptionally clear for tapes just recently unearthed, as Robert Plant's screaming vocals are never drowned out by the exceptional circumstances of Zeppelin's sonic musicianship or packed houses of cheering fans. 'Stairway To Heaven' is finally given an all-electric treatment that outweighs its studio counterpart, but acoustic moments like 'That's the Way' are never out of place. 'Dazed and Confused' and 'Whole Lotta Love' meanwhile have been ballooned into twenty-minute plus epics.\nThough one can argue that room should have been made for other perennial live favorites like 'When the Levee Breaks' or 'Babe I'm Gonna Leave You' to name a few, \"How the West Was Won\" is finally a great deal of justice to a band with such a legendary concert resume. One can only hope that a package of equal length documenting Led Zeppelin's 1973-79 live era will soon be released as well.","Product: The Granddaddies of Heavy Metal Rock Celebrate their 35th Year with this Fresh 2003 Lineup. The Players Include Longtime Members Ian Paice, Roger Glover and Ian Gillan, Been-there-awhile Guitarist Steve Morse and Don Airey, who Joins in the Wake of Jon Lord's Departure for Greener Classical Pastures. Airey's Cv Includes Stints with Rainbow, Gary Moore and Ozzy Osbourne and it was Quite Logical to Turn to Him to Fill Lord's Shoes. The Songs Here Are Characteristic of the Purple Tradition with Yet Another Fresh Infusion of Energy and their Seeming Perennial Vitality. While Each Member is a Solo Artist in his Own Right, Collectively the Magic is Something Very Special and Crucial to Rock N Roll. Already an Audience Favorite, the Song \"Haunted\" features Backing Vocals by Beth Hart and a String Arrangement by Paul Buckmaster (Elton John, David Bowie, Nilsson, Lloyd Cole and Many More).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Unlikely Candidate For Entry in DP's Top 5\n\nReview: In an interview given after he left the band, Deep Purple's organist extraordinaire Jon Lord said of their 1996 release \"Purpendicular,\" \"I think it's one of our best albums. It was much better than 'Abandon' [DP's 1998 album], which I felt had no direction.\" And indeed Lord was right about \"Abandon,\" but it's a lack of direction that ironically makes 2003's \"Bananas\" so great.\nLord left Deep Purple after thirty-plus years in the band before recording on \"Bananas\" could commence, though he does have a couple songwriting credits here. \"Fortunately,\" vocalist Ian Gillan said in 2005, \"we were blessed with the talents of Mr. Don Airey.\" Immensely talented, Airey had been a journeyman keyboardist for decades, recording and/or touring with the likes of Rainbow, Ozzy Osbourne, Jethro Tull, and UFO.\n\"Bananas\" has the least appealing (horrible pun not intended) album title and cover in Deep Purple's catalog, but I doubt the band themselves cared what the critics would think. They obviously had the same attitude towards the music within, making \"Bananas\" a tremendously entertaining and enjoyable album. \"Bananas\" gets a great sound thanks to producer Michael Bradford, and the arrangements are perfect. Don Airey proves to be a worthy replacement for the incomparable Jon Lord, whether he's tickling the keys like nobody's business on the title track, or tastefully playing with restraint on the surprisingly gorgeous 'Never a Word.' Ian Gillan's trademark scream opens the album on 'House of Pain,' the lyrics of which are somehow delightfully hackneyed, but again, it's about time Deep Purple stopped listening to the legions of rock critics. 'Haunted' is a gorgeous ballad (one of only a few in Purple's catalog), and other highlights are surreal tracks like 'Walk On,' 'Picture of Innocence,' 'I Got Your Number' (which has remained in DP's live repertoire since its release), and the encore-worthy and sleazily reflective 'Doing it Tonight.'\n\"Bananas\" will most likely never be as heralded as \"In Rock\" or \"Machine Head,\" but Deep Purple's focus here was to please their audience and play the kind of music they wanted to play. Throughout the entire disc, they sound relaxed and careless, rocking and confident. Now for the intentional horrible pun - fans would truly be \"Bananas\" not to add this disc to their collection.","Product: WHO THE ENDLESSWIRE\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Tricky Affair, But Worth the Effort Most of the Time\n\nReview: Pete Townshend has always been a brilliant, but complicated figure in rock n' roll. So it's no surprise that The Who's first studio album in 24 years, recorded with only two surviving original members, Townshend and roaring vocalist Roger Daltrey, would be a tricky affair. Then again, \"Tommy\" or the abandoned but legendary \"Lifehouse\" project weren't conventional affairs either.\nDaltrey's vocals are still throaty and potent, best described by the legendary singer himself in the liner notes to \"Endless Wire\" as being like Olivier interpreting Shakespeare through acting; likewise Daltrey interprets Townshend through singing. Unfortunately, there are several tracks where Daltrey is left with nothing to do, as Townshend takes over the vocal helm on weaker tracks such as 'God Speaks of Marty Robbins,' 'Trilby's Piano,' and the awful - yes, unfortunately one of rock's greatest names' first album in a quarter-century contains an \"awful\" track - 'In the Ether.' But when Roger Daltrey is spotlighted, he runs with it, his voice penetrating such great tracks as 'It's Not Enough,' the mournfully reflective 'Tea & Theatre,' and Townshend's intriguing look at Stockholm syndrome, 'Black Widow's Eyes.'\nBut the best moments of \"Endless Wire\" are the ones where the listener gets the feeling that, despite Townshend's overwhelming responsibility with multiple instruments, and despite any sidemen, it's just Roger and Pete, two longtime mates brought closer together by decades of triumph and tragedy. 'Tea & Theatre' is the most obvious triumph, as well as the extended bonus cut of the title track, and the melodic, bare vocal-plus-acoustic guitar touch of 'A Man in a Purple Dress.'\n\"Endless Wire\" is half made up of the \"mini-opera\" \"Wire & Glass,\" which fills the second half of the disc. And as with most concept-pieces in rock n' roll, you need liner notes or some outside source to know what the heck it's about: \"Wire & Glass\" is about Ray High, an aging rocker in an insane asylum who...meditates and...has a vision of three kids who form a band or...something? Heck, I don't know, but the music is rich and never depends on former glories, even if Daltrey is underutilized in the mini-opera.\nOverall, \"Endless Wire\" is a fitting return to recording under The Who banner for Daltrey and Townshend; its structure, energy, and extremely broad horizons would make an exceptional album for any rocker in their twilight...or for the young punks, for that matter.","Product: Orange labels 2nd pressing.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Another Fantastic \"Worst Album Ever Made\"\n\nReview: It's ironic that most of the albums the public chooses to label as the \"worst ever recorded\" are often made by those who are acclaimed giants in the music world; like John Lennon and Yoko Ono's \"Unfinished Music\" sound collages, or Creedence Clearwater Revival's underrated, hated \"Mardi Gras.\" And like a majority of albums critics hate, Bob Dylan's \"Self Portrait\" actually turns out to be a very worthy listen, even if it takes a few listens to get used to for the average Dylan fan.\nReleased as a double album in 1970, \"Self Portrait\" was condemned by both reviewers and fans, who were shocked that the spokesman of their generation had not lived up to their standards. But if a performer can release a record that is regarded as a pitiful disappointment after a decade of publicly-embraced masterpieces, but with a grin on his face while doing it, it's not such a bad thing--the album saw critics claiming Dylan had somehow turned his back on his principles and was indulging in a \"commercialization\" of his music; critic Ralph Gleason even called for a boycott of Dylan's albums. But the bottom line was that Dylan was fed up with being hailed as a leader; in a biography by Anthony Scaduto, Dylan was quoted about this era: \"I wasn't going to fall for that, for being any kind of leader...and because I wanted out, they all started to rap me.\" And that's the goal that makes this album so enjoyable. Didn't he tell us not to follow leaders in the first place?\nThe title suggests that \"Self Portrait\" will resemble some kind of personal diary, but rather it's more of a curio, featuring some lesser known original material, a few ragged live cuts with The Band from the Isle of Wight festival, and covers of songs by the likes of the Everly Brothers, Simon & Garfunkel, and the equally brilliant singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot. The album often finds Dylan in a musical limbo--there's pieces of his folk period, his rock period and even his country period; it's almost like he can't decide which style would be best to use, so he employs them all. Strings and overdubbed vocals tread through the album. There's even that honky-tonk voice that first appeared on \"Nashville Skyline\" that comes straight from Dylan's nasal tones--it sounds like a mix of the voices of Warren Zevon, Hank Williams Jr., and Supertramp's Rick Davies. But it's an enjoyable voice nonetheless, and Dylan offers some very good music; songs that resemble the \"Basement Tapes\" like 'Woogie Boogie' or 'Little Sadie' add a loose feeling that suggests Dylan wanted to have as much fun as he could, knowing \"Self-Portrait\" would be despised. Despite any bizarreness, the album is packed full of fine moments like 'Days of 49,' the absolutely delightful 'Bell Isle,' and infamously dogged covers of 'Early Morning Rain,' 'The Boxer,' 'Blue Moon,' 'Let it Be Me,' and an exquisite if eyebrow-raising version of 'I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know.'\nConsider it as Bob Dylan's own experience of \"Stage Fright;\" his former backing group The Band released the album of that name the same year, their reaction to the dregs of being made a public figure. But it only took them two years to reach that disdain, while if Dylan had taken ten to reach his, it certainly didn't show until in shocking confrontational form when \"Self Portrait\" was released.\n\"Self Portrait\" may always be recognized only as an infamously disappointing release, but it's actually one more reason to ignore the widely accepted opinion. \"Self Portrait\" is more of a statement than most people choose to recognize; Bob Dylan wanted desperately to discourage those who saw him as a prophet. And that's not a bad reason to make an album if you think about it.","Product: This special limited edition release of THICK AS A BRICK - 25 th ANNIVERSARY contains one previously unreleased live track and interviews with Ian Anderson, Martin Barre and Jeffrey Hammond. Jethro Tull: Ian Anderson (vocals, flute, guitar, violin, saxophone, trumpet); Martin Barre (guitar, lute); John Evan (organ, piano, harpsichord); Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond (bass); Barriemore Barlow (tympani, percussion). Recorded at Morgan Studios, London, England. All tracks have been digitally remastered. While never as high-minded or technically facile as the likes of Yes or ELP, Tull began incorporating complex time changes, sophisticated harmonic structures and highly developed lyrical themes on THICK AS A BRICK, the realization of the artistic growth begun on AQUALUNG. It's here that Tull finally bursts into full-blown prog-rock mode. While AQUALUNG was a group of discrete compositions united by a theme, THICK AS A BRICK consists of one extended piece that occupies the leng th of the album. Lyrically, Anderson's intentions are a bit more obscure here, but the sophisticated arrangements and virtuosic performances are enough to carry the show. John Evan's piano and organ are at the heart of this complex piece, which moves through an endless succession of tempos, moods and modes in a manner similar to vintage Genesis or the aforementioned Yes, but with a grittier edge. Most importantly, the whole things flows in a cohesive manner. THICK AS A BRICK demands close attention, but rewards the same handsomely. Originally released in 1972. Replicates original Chrysalis release exactly with 12 page newspaper insert inside jewel-case.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Jethro Tull: Heroes of Progressive Rock; Musically, Mentally\n\nReview: After the transitional and daring \"Aqualung\" album turned Jethro Tull into hard rock heroes and stadium giants, the group made one of the gutsiest moves they could; their next album, 1972's \"Thick As a Brick\" consisted of a single, LP-length song, full of winding structures and movements, at just around 44 minutes long. Of course in those days one would have to get up and flip the vinyl record over to hear the whole thing, but CD technology allows us to hear the entire song uninterrupted. \"Thick As a Brick\" stands as one of progressive rock's defining milestones, a brave gamble that took as much guts as The Who's rock opera \"Tommy,\" or Pink Floyd's \"Wall\" concerts where an actual giant wall was constructed around them, or Yes member Rick Wakeman making a solo career highlight when he performed his \"King Arthur\" show on ice at Wembley's Empire Pool (though it cost him a pretty penny to set up the stunt).\n\nEverything about the album is innovative, or at the least a wild idea, from the music right down to the album cover; it featured a batch of made-up news stories, the front page story depicting a young boy's epic poem (titled of course \"Thick As a Brick\") being disqualified from a literary contest because of its author's unfair advantage over the other entries due to his high intellect, and for other nonsensical reasons. And certainly it would be a marvel of music and science if any young child-or any 30 year old modern musician for that matter-could manage to come up with the lyrics Ian Anderson penned for this epic. At first listen they seem to tell one story, but the next listen will have the listener toying with another idea, until they're starving to know what they mean. The music would confound even the most rebellious of 19th century classical composers, going through a color-bending and challenging obstacle course of structures and bridges, many of which so strong that Tull could have sculpted entire songs out of them.\n\nThe album is a masterpiece, from the opening gentle acoustic lines, through the boisterous, animated 40-minute marathon, and concluding with Anderson's quivery emotional reading of, \"Your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick...as a brick.\"","Product: Although New Brunswick, NJ's Gaslight Anthem have only been around a couple years, they've become one of the punk underground's most celebrated acts. They've toured with Against Me, The Loved Ones, and The Bouncing Souls. Their Side One Dummy debut reconciles their love of classic rock and soul icons Bruce Springsteen, Otis Redding, and Tom Petty with their NJ punk roots to create a unique musical amalgam.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: There's Hope For My Musical Generation Yet\n\nReview: After releasing a promising first album and an EP, The Gaslight Anthem released \"The '59 Sound\" last year. Although it's the Jersey quartet's sophomore album, this disc sounds more like a strong, rip-roaring debut from a very focused band. The Gaslight Anthem have managed to record an album full of energy, cranked-up guitars, and deep lyrics without sounding muddy, confused or aimless, something few bands can achieve, especially in only their second full-length release.\nThe group's often-noted fondness for classic rock, Bruce Springsteen in particular, is evident in the lyrics, as lead vocalist Brian Fallon sings (key word: \"sings\" not \"screams\") Springsteenish observations of normal life and its hardships and celebrations, and never comes off as being generic. Fallon even borrows the lyrics of Bob Seger's \"Night Moves\" in the assault of an opening track, 'Great Expectations.'\nThe best songs on \"The '59 Sound\" (though they're all great) - 'Great Expectations,' the title track, 'Miles Davis & the Cool,' 'The Patient Ferris Wheel,' and 'Here's Looking At You, Kid' - would make a convincing seller for anyone who wants to show a grumpy disgruntled classic rock advocate that the Gaslight Anthem are a band who respectfully learn from their predecessors while forging ahead.\nThe energy and soul in \"The '59 Sound\" is amazing, and based on that, one can only hope that the Gaslight Anthem released an official live album soon.","Product: Although New Brunswick, NJ's Gaslight Anthem have only been around a couple years, they've become one of the punk underground's most celebrated acts. They've toured with Against Me, The Loved Ones, and The Bouncing Souls. Their Side One Dummy debut reconciles their love of classic rock and soul icons Bruce Springsteen, Otis Redding, and Tom Petty with their NJ punk roots to create a unique musical amalgam.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: There's Hope For My Musical Generation Yet\n\nReview: After releasing a promising first album and an EP, The Gaslight Anthem released \"The '59 Sound\" last year. Although it's the Jersey quartet's sophomore album, this disc sounds more like a strong, rip-roaring debut from a very focused band. The Gaslight Anthem have managed to record an album full of energy, cranked-up guitars, and deep lyrics without sounding muddy, confused or aimless, something few bands can achieve, especially in only their second full-length release.\nThe group's often-noted fondness for classic rock, Bruce Springsteen in particular, is evident in the lyrics, as lead vocalist Brian Fallon sings (key word: \"sings\" not \"screams\") Springsteenish observations of normal life and its hardships and celebrations, and never comes off as being generic. Fallon even borrows the lyrics of Bob Seger's \"Night Moves\" in the assault of an opening track, 'Great Expectations.'\nThe best songs on \"The '59 Sound\" (though they're all great) - 'Great Expectations,' the title track, 'Miles Davis & the Cool,' 'The Patient Ferris Wheel,' and 'Here's Looking At You, Kid' - would make a convincing seller for anyone who wants to show a grumpy disgruntled classic rock advocate that the Gaslight Anthem are a band who respectfully learn from their predecessors while forging ahead.\nThe energy and soul in \"The '59 Sound\" is amazing, and based on that, one can only hope that the Gaslight Anthem released an official live album soon.","Product: AC/DC BLACK ICE\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Still in Therapy After the Disappointment...Electric Shock Therapy! (*snare and cymbal*)\n\nReview: When buying a new AC/DC album, which have become increasingly far between, you mustn't let the critics set you up for disappointment - it seems with each new studio release, the critics complain that AC/DC's sound hasn't changed in thirty-plus years. This is much like a wife seeing her husband in his underwear every morning for thirty years, his gut overflowing from constant Pabst Blue Ribbon consumption, and suddenly expecting him to have a Thor-like physique at the next sunrise. But AC/DC's refusal to change their sound by any drastic lengths - yet still providing decades of some of the best hard rock ever known to man - is part of their charm.\nHowever, upon buying \"Black Ice\" in 2008, I was disappointed. Not by the lack of musical expansion (who in their right mind would want AC/DC to begin employing strings and Eastern influences?), but by the lack of passion. I still remember the trek to Wal-Mart...backpacking through the Himalayas to reach the store, two of my guides devoured by wild beasts (I managed to fend off the animals using a broken Quiet Riot disc - the only good kind - as a shiv). When I finally got there, I stood in awe at the array of differently colored versions of the CD (I bought the red one, in case you were wondering, though I'm sure you weren't).\nBut what I remember most is being greatly let down when I played the album.\n'Rock N' Roll Train,' one of four tracks on a single disc containing the word \"rock\" or a variation thereof in the title, started things off promisingly enough, though by now I was desperately wishing Brian Johnson would take back the lyrical reigns from the Young brothers (still scratching my head at what they mean when they insist I \"pick it up and move it, give it to the spot\"). A large fraction of the rest of \"Black Ice\" was a bore - it seemed AC/DC was just going through the motions, with no direction, and certainly lacking the frenzied attack of previous albums. As brilliant a producer as Brendan O'Brien is, a producer is still left with little to improve upon with weak material. The riffs mostly seem like the first thing that came to the Angus and Malcolm's heads in order to fill space.\nHowever, a few tracks are worth repetition; 'Rock n' Roll Train,' a guilty pleasure in that it seems like every AC/DC cliche packed into four minutes, the infectious 'Anything Goes,' 'Stormy May Day' (for Angus' interesting use of slide guitar), the growling title track, the downright awesome 'Spoilin' For a Fight,' and there's a reason Brian Johnson cites 'Money Made' as his favorite track from \"Black Ice\" - its arrangement and approach are more soulful than hard rock, fitting Johnson's still-potent, exciting vocals.\nAnd, one must note that it's great to still hear hard rock's greatest rhythm section, Cliff Williams and Phil Rudd, playing with such determination, even on lackluster material. It's actually great to hear AC/DC play anything, even if it's a cover of 'We've Only Just Begun' - but I couldn't help but be disappointed by the seemingly unmotivated material after eight years of waiting for the next AC/DC attack.","Product: Most of us know Brian Fallon as the frontman for the Gaslight Anthem, an act who started out in Jersey basements and slowly built their way up to headlining New York s Radio City Music Hall. Despite the success Fallon has had with his main band he s always loved decidedly less rocking acts such as the Afghan Whigs and Tom Waits. The Horrible Crowes his new side-project alongside longtime friend Ian Perkins is his lounge-friendly tip of the hat to the acts who have shaped another side of his musical vision.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Overlooked Candidate For Album of the Year, 2011\n\nReview: The Gaslight Anthem's gravel-voiced statesman Brian Fallon has always had an astounding ability to sing the most cryptic, soul-piercing lyrics with such ease, as if he were singing the Archies' 'Sugar Sugar.' This side project, with friend and guitarist Ian Perkins, further establishes Fallon as one of my generation's greatest songwriters and vocalists. If \"Elsie\" had been released as the Gaslight Anthem's fourth album rather than a solo effort by Fallon, it would have been the band's third masterpiece in a row.\nIt's not surprising that \"Elsie\" sounds a lot like the Gaslight Anthem, but its horizons expand in subtle ways. Fallon's words are, as always, deep and hauntingly poetic, whether it's the should-have-been-hit-singles 'Behold the Hurricane,' 'I Witnessed a Crime,' and 'Ladykiller,' or the slower, more intricately wound laments like 'Cherry Blossoms' and the painful but ferocious 'Blood Loss.'\n\"Elsie\" is, in my opinion, the best album released in 2011. Whether it was Adele's inane moaning that sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, or Dwight Yoakum's comeback \"Bald Spot Or Not\" album that kept this album from the Billboard 200 (though it did peak on the Independent Albums chart at #6), Fallon and Perkins crafted a flawless album. Look for the Gaslight Anthem's next release in mid-July - Fallon will have a tough act to follow.","Product: David Palmer ~ Orchestral Maneuvers: The Music\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Best Floyd-Tribute So Far\n\nReview: There have been a number of Pink Floyd tribute albums in the past ten years, few of them any good, from electronic tributes to bluegrass sendups. But \"Orchestral Maneuvers: The Music Of Pink Floyd\" places the band's work in a form that fits them better. It's a shame this tribute was ripped off and overshadowed by \"Us And Them: The Symphonic Pink Floyd\" a few years later; David Palmer's brilliant arrangements and conducting of the skilled Royal Philharmonic Orchestra shine bright in variations on 'Run Like Hell' and especially the 'Brick In the Wall' series. One wouldn't expect 'Hey You' to appear here, but it works anyway, just like the subtle choir on 'Goodbye Blue Sky' and the curiosity-provoking take on 'Wish You Were Here.' The highlight is no doubt a variation on 'When the Tigers Broke Free,' which fares far better than its original version (from \"The Wall\" movie in 1982). \"Orchestral Maneuvers\" is classical variations at its finest, fitting and just short of essential for any Floyd fan's collection.","Product: Audio CD.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Definitive Live Crimson Collection\n\nReview: The only thing better than King Crimson in the studio is King Crimson on the stage. Despite their notorious trademark of awe-inspiring complexity, these legendary progressive pioneers have always been perfectors of the live transition, unleashing a musical spectacle that still has yet to be topped--or even matched--by anyone else.\nIt may be true that the Crims have released a wealth of live collections in their day, mostly due to founder Robert Fripp's heavy archiving over the years. And, it may be true that just about any of these releases can serve as proof of their live talents, but \"Cirkus\" is one that spans King Crimson's entire career (or at least up to the end of the 1990s). The tracks here are gathered from several live performances from 1969-99, ranging in venues from Fillmore West to Montreal to Mexico City. Every era in the band's existence is observed; an invigorating overview of King Crimson's history, \"Cirkus\" captures the heavy prog symphonics of their beginnings ('In the Court Of the Crimson King'), their amazing transition in the mid-70s ('Easy Money,' 'Starless'), the accessible complexity of their 80s stint ('Indiscipline,' 'Three Of A Perfect Pair'), and the exhausting territory of the 90s ('Thrak,' 'Dinosaur').\nTotalling twenty-five tracks in all, each is a quintessential view of the sonic spectacle that is King Crimson, and is one of the few collections that approaches the term \"definitive.\"","Product: 2000 Fantasy Records 20-bit 2K Coding remastered release housed in standard jewel case inside cardboard outer slipcase.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Late Sixties Rock Meets Bayou-Boys...From California\n\nReview: Along with The Band's \"Music From Big Pink,\" CCR's debut album was one of the two records that took the late sixties music world by surprise by using a down-home flare of rural Americana; the year the two albums were released, psychedelic acid rock had been born, and the hippie love-and-peace movement was in swing. The Band and Creedence however were exceptional in the fact that they kept themselves firmly clenched to rock and roll's bare-knuckled roots.\nThis album, and anything subsequently released by CCR, will always sound different from anything else that's popular; the fact that a group could make such an impact and become worldly known by going against the grain of the times is nothing short of amazing. Two rock and roll classics, 'Suzie Q' and Screamin' Jay Hawkins' 'I Put A Spell On You' are given surprisingly dark and grim treatments, turning a pair of pop songs into two haunting jams. John Fogerty's new-born originals were tough and true; these four Berkely, California bred musicians conjured an image of rural bayou life better than most country singers at the time. 'Porterville' is a gritty tale of a man given an ill reputation because of his father's crime, its angst punctuated by Fogerty's repeated screams of \"I don't care!\" 'Walk On the Water' is just as eerie, and features an extended riff working from Tom Fogerty. 'The Working Man' strongly reflects the group's blues influence, echoed in the line \"I was born on a Sunday, on Thursday I had me a job,\" a remark that sounds as if it could have come from Muddy Waters. 'Get Down Woman' meanwhile manifests the feeling of a flow of Southern creole that flows like the Mississippi river.\nCreedence Clearwater Revival had been performing together under various banners since the 50s, but their run as CCR would unfortunately only last from 1967-72, before splintering under the obligatory inner tension that often surfaces within rock bands. Notwithstanding, the group were still prolific, releasing seven albums in such a short time, and this brilliant set was the starting line.","Product: The most affordable collection of the early recordings by Walter Becker & Donald Fagen's jazzy pop duo that just won the Album Of The Year Grammy for 'Two Against Nature' (2000). Amongst the 28 tracks included here are different versions of such Steely Da\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Worthwhile Artifact From Steely Dan's Past\n\nReview: Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, the two main creative outlets of Steely Dan, have often criticized the constant marketing by Dan-described \"fly-by night companies\" of their pre-fame demos, but despite the disapproval of their creators, these gems hold a wealth of quality and integrity in their own right. These demos have been repackaged and re-polished again and again under several different titles, but \"The Legends Collection\" is probably the most affordable. The sound quality is average to less-than-average, but this is expected considering the circumstances under which they were recorded. \"The Legends Collection\" is also a bit of a historical musical document; despite their sarcasm and perfectionist ways, Steely Dan started out as innocent and as honest as any band struggling to make it. Becker and Fagen peddled many of these songs to several shlock producers, hoping someone would take an interest, becoming discouraged but never giving up, and all of those soap-opera dramas are reflected throughout these grainy demos.\nThere are obvious flashes of Becker and Fagen's attempts at writing simple and unremarkable pop so that producers would take notice, such as 'You Go Where I Go' or 'Come Back Baby.' But then again, there are many pop-attempts that also prelude the grim, sardonic wit that became Steely Dan's trademark; refer to 'Undecided,' 'Don't Let Me In,' or 'A Little With Sugar.' But of course these demos are also sprinkled with strong emotion and heart-achingly desperate characters, like 'Oh Wow It's You,' 'Roaring Of the Lamb,' an early version of 'Any World That I'm Welcome To' (which would later appear on 1975's \"Katy Lied\"), and several others.\nA word of caution should be sounded that \"The Legends Collection\" is strictly worth buying for the music; despite a lovely if misleading box packaging, there are no liner notes or credits whatsoever in the deal. And although its title seems to suggest that this is a best-of or greatest hits set, it is not; it is a worthwhile curio of interesting and intriguing demos that foreshadowed the greatness to come from Steely Dan.","Product: Deluxe UK reissue of the punk legends' 1993 album features 13 tracks (all cover versions of 60's tunes) including 1 ultra-rare bonus track 'Surfin' Safari' (prev. A Japanese exclusive bonus track), packaged in a slipcase. Captain Oi! 2004.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Oddly Dull For a Band So Great at Cover Tunes\n\nReview: It's a mystery that a band so exceptionally good at breathing new energy into classic songs could turn in an all-covers album so ho-hum (though the fact that the Ramones were near the end of their career probably has something to do with it). The punk pioneers already had a slew of great covers under their belts, including but not limited to 'Indian Giver,' 'California Sun,' 'Do You Wanna Dance,' 'Baby I Love You,' and 'Needles and Pins.' But here, the band turns in exactly what the album describes, and not much else - the Ramones playing Dylan sounds like the Ramones playing Dylan; the Ramones playing Jefferson Airplane sounds like the Ramones playing Jefferson Airplane. There's not much life in the recordings, save for maybe CJ's vocal on 'Journey to the Center of the Mind,' a wise choice in a fairly superb version of the Animals' 'When I Was Young,' a flash of the familiar fury in The Who's 'Substitute,' and Joey's characteristic heartbreak on 'Can't Seem To Make You Mine.' But other than that, \"Acid Eaters\" has little of the unique punk charm the Ramones had previously been able to bring to AM oldies.","Product: Deluxe two CD 20th Anniversary Edition includes the final recordings by the reunited Mk2 line-up of the British Hard Rock legends (Blackmore/Gillan/Glover/Lord/Paice). Released in July 1993, the Battle Rages on features some classic, ballsy Hard Rock, including the single 'Anya'. Despite playing what many consider to be some of their best ever shows in mainland Europe, especially during a lengthy 13 date German tour, Blackmore dropped the bombshell midway through the European leg that these would his last concerts with the band, making this a unique document of this remarkable band. Fortunately, two shows (in Stuttgart and Birmingham) were recorded, released in 1994 as Come Hell Or High Water, which makes up the second disc of this release.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The Battle Overshadows Some Forgotten Great Tracks\n\nReview: There's something special about albums recorded by bands in a state of inner turmoil - they can either be triumphs like Pink Floyd's \"The Wall,\" or disastrous like CCR's \"Mardi Gras.\" The circumstances that surrounded \"The Battles Rages On\" are as legendary as Deep Purple themselves, with guitarist Ritchie Blackmore refusing to let erstwhile singer Ian Gillan back in the band, until record company pressure, and a quarter of a million dollars in his bank account reputedly, changed his mind. Three years prior, the band had recruited former Rainbow vocalist Joe Lynn Turner on vocals for \"Slaves and Masters,\" probably the group's worst album (yes, worse than \"Who Do We Think We Are\"), and a record that can best be described as later-day Foreigner dressing up like Deep Purple for Halloween.\nLong story short, Gillan was brought back in the fold, and \"The Battles Rages On\" was the result. Recorded as familiar tensions between Blackmore and Gillan mounted, the album isn't a triumph, but it's certainly not a disaster. Roger Glover's production showed that Purple had certainly become aware of this thing called the 90s, as \"Slaves and Masters\" was still stuck in very hammy 80s territory. There are several throwaway songs - 'Nasty Piece of Work,' 'Lick It Up,' and 'Ramshackle Man' among them - but there are also some great tracks that prevent the album from being a total loss. The opener certainly lives up to its title, rocking harder than anything on \"Slaves,\" or even \"The House of Blue Light\" for that matter, as the unsettling autobiographical \"A Twist in the Tale\" is as vicious as Gillan and Blackmore's feelings toward one another. 'Talk About Love' and 'Time To Kill' reach for melodic pop-metal with \"meh\" results, but the ominous 'Anya' and the dark 'Solitaire' (a true hidden gem in Purple's cannon) make the album stronger. Perhaps what's best about the disc is keyboardist Jon Lord, whose organ work really bursts through the seams, outdoing Blackmore's guitar, which seems unmotivated most of the time (for obvious reasons).\nThough Blackmore would soon after quit the band for good, and Deep Purple would be revitalized with the addition of guitarist Steve Morse and the excellent \"Purpendicular\" album, \"The Battle Rages On\" showed a giant of 70s arena rock entering the age of Nirvana and Metallica while keeping their wits and dignity about them.","Product: One of the most fascinating rock bands ever, Pink Floyd was formed in 1965. After a year in the London 'underground' when they experimented with revolutionary techniques like lights which matched their music, they released their first single in 1966. Their breakthrough album, THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, was released in 1973 and stayed in the charts until 1982, the longest a record has ever been continuously in the charts, becoming one of the best-selling all-time albums. In 1975 they released WISH YOU WERE HERE which reached iconic status. THE WALL in 1979 went to number 1 in almost every country in the world. The movie version of THE WALL staring Bob Geldof was released in 1982 becoming a cult favorite. In the 1980s a rift developed between the band members which culminated in law suits. Only recently have there been reconciliations which have allowed founder member Nick Mason to write the definitive history of the band.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Englishly Witty and Full of Photos and Facts\n\nReview: The politics, events, dates, and discographies of Pink Floyd have been exhaustingly well-documented over the years, particularly on internet fan sites. But the first official history of the band by one of its members, drummer (and only member to remain in the band and never leave throughout its multi-decade run) Nick Mason, is worth the thirty bucks or so...as long as it's the only Pink Floyd biography you plan to buy in your lifetime.\nMason's structure of Pink Floyd's story is solid, even if his account of the more tense \"battle of words\" period from the late 70s to mid-80s leaves quite a bit to be desired, lacking a lot of juicy he-said/she-said gossip and tidbits.\nThough Mason has scant songwriting credits under his marching-hammer belt buckle, \"Inside Out\" shows that he was still deeply involved in the creative process, even after self-imposed leader and bassist Roger Waters left the band in the 80s. Mason's wit and humor are distinctly English, sharp and articulate but never laugh-out-loud funny. His amusing but wise fashion of telling the story of one of the most celebrated rock bands on the planet make it a worthwhile read, but what really makes the giant book a good buy is the massive load of photographs, many previously unseen, from both Mason's own private archive and other sources.\nThe more thorough fans will appreciate the many bits of trivia they can pick up from reading \"Inside Out\"; as a Floyd freak myself, it took reading this book to discover that one of the considered titles for 1994's \"The Division Bell\" album was \"Pow Wow,\" or that album designer Storm Thorgerson was nearly shot while trying to take pictures of the Egyptian pyramids for the \"Dark Side of the Moon\" sleeve. However, some fans may be compelled to skip over Mason's many details about stage and sound equipment.\n\"Inside Out\" gets the story right, and coming from its most neutral member, it is an unbiased, honest and witty account of the history of Pink Floyd. Unless the other two surviving members, Roger Waters and David Gilmour, decide to collaborate on a new Pink Floyd historical document (which will happen when \"Dark Side of the Moon\" finally stops selling), Nick Mason's unbiased version is the only Floyd file you'll need for a while.","Product: Christian Studies, Theolgy, Religon\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: More Than Just a Collection of Quotes\n\nReview: If you're anything like me, you find C.S. Lewis hard to follow because of his ominous intellect, but also because he's so terribly...British (yes, I know, he was born in Ireland). The distinct Englishness may at times make reading \"Mere Christianity\" or \"Surprised By Joy\" seem like reading Pink Floyd, if Pink Floyd weren't atheists. Fortunately, \"The Joyful Christian\" contains well over a hundred excerpts from Lewis's various works on Christianity, a \"best of,\" so to speak, segued in cohesive harmony...like a Pink Floyd album. This book is a wonderful purchase for those of us best described by Proverbs 30:2, or who can only handle such wit and intelligence in healthy doses. Each of Lewis's words is deep, edifying, and crafted with love."],"string":"[\n \"Product: PINK FLOYD The Endless River CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Music Reclaims the Pink Floyd Banner\\n\\nReview: The sort-of-new Pink Floyd album is not a concept album; it's not a scathing commentary on Mary Whitehouse or the Falklands Conflict; it's not fraught with behind-the-scenes drama, there's no tug-of-war between Dave Gilmour and erstwhile Floydmate Roger Waters. \\\"The Endless River\\\" is, in its simplest description, just a bunch of beautiful and intriguing music, augmented and expanded remnants from the last breath of studio-Floyd twenty years ago. Those expecting to find Orwellian themes will be disappointed. Listeners will be delighted however, if they long to hear something that echoes the pre-\\\"Dark Side of the Moon\\\" explosion in Floyd's popularity, when soundscapes and music were the focus, before the weight shifted in the late 70s to lyrics that preached of the evil and insanity within all of us. The music here approaches the varied and striking moods of \\\"Meddle,\\\" or the more cohesive moments of \\\"Ummagumma.\\\" Again, simply put, it's just a collection of beautifully crafted music.\\nThere's a general consensus about Pink Floyd's mystique and legend, at least among those not obsessed with the in-fighting that cast a pall over the already gloomy but masterful \\\"Animals\\\" and \\\"The Wall\\\" for so many years. That consensus is that somehow the music was always greater than the individuals creating it, no matter whether there were four members, five (briefly), four again, three, three again, or now only two. Floyd's legendary \\\"faceless\\\" album covers were one of the things that made them so anonymous in the 70s and allowed the music to take the lead role.\\nThen came the internet, and all of that was spoiled.\\nBut \\\"The Endless River\\\" restores some of that faceless aura, where the music is in the spotlight - not Maggie Thatcher, not EMI's lawyers. For that matter, not even Dave Gilmour or Nick Mason are the focus. The album is indeed a tribute to late Floyd member Rick Wright, and, the politics and the disputes have vanished - the music has again reclaimed the Pink Floyd name. There is no better way to end this band's catalog than with \\\"The Endless River.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Tracklisting:\\n1 Confusion / \\n2 Voices / \\n3 Private person / \\n4 Strange rhythm \\n5 Cuts like a diamond / \\n6 By touching / \\n7 How do you do it / \\n8 Seems we were dreaming /\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the Most Obscure, Curious Items in the 'Pink Floyd: Solo' Catalog\\n\\nReview: In 1984, Pink Floyd's erstwhile keyboardist Richard Wright (who had been acrimoniously ousted from the group for a few years by this point) teamed with Fashion member Dave Harris for a one-off album, \\\"Identity,\\\" released oddly under the moniker Zee. Before re-joining Floyd, Wright would call \\\"Identity\\\" a mistake; \\\"the quiet one\\\" of Pink Floyd had often been critical of his own efforts in and out of the band, but many fans would agree with him this time. \\\"Identity\\\" was purely-1984, bathed in synth and keyboards and other production techniques that make the album sound quite dated in 2013 (though let's be fair - if \\\"Identity\\\" is dated because of its musical sound, fellow Floyd member Roger Waters' 80s efforts are just as dated for their discourses on Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher).\\nHowever, if a diehard Floyd fan dives into the album knowing it's a curious venture in studio-sterile synth-pop, and if you're into that sort of thing, it's not as bad as its obscurity suggests. The vocals are strong throughout, and there are surprisingly more than a few worth-repeating moments. The album's best track is, not surprisingly, the most Floydian, 'Cuts Like a Diamond,' while even its least Floyd-like piece, 'Private Person' is worth listening to.\\nIt would be twelve years before Rick Wright released another solo album, but the wait would be worth it - 1996's \\\"Broken China\\\" ranks with Syd Barrett's two albums as the most intriguing solo releases from a Pink Floyd member.\",\n \"Product: Boomtown Rats frontman Bob Geldof (in his screen debut) is a fine choice to play Waters's alter ego--an alienated, \\\"comfortably numb\\\" rock star whose psychosis manifests itself as an emotional (and symbolically physical) wall between himself and the cold, cruel world.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Disappointing Screen Adaption of a Great Album\\n\\nReview: Ever since his departure from Pink Floyd, Roger Waters (bassist and principle songwriter for the album and much of the band's '70's material) has used every source of media to reignite the fortunes he made from the 1979 blockbuster \\\"The Wall.\\\" From books to live stage adaptions, Waters has yet to let go. Few of these \\\"revivals\\\" have been as successful, and 1982's film adaption of the hit record may be why.\\nCombine Pink Floyd's \\\"The Wall\\\"--a smash hit--with an acclaimed two year tour and add a somewhat relentless visionary--Roger Waters, and a silver screen adaption is guaranteed. But \\\"The Wall\\\" movie was not to be well received with the critics. Director Alan Parker describes it as \\\"one of the most miserable experiences\\\" of his directing career...a fine director being wasted on an ego-trip like this is definitely one of the elements of the film's lack of luster. For anyone who is familiar with the album, the movie is undeniably predictable, with each scene following the songs to a T, and adding nothing new or redeeming, except Gerald Scarfe's stark animation, one of the few highlights. Bob Geldof portrays the depressed rock star that the story follows, and gives the viewer nothing to appreciate, doing little but staring into space, throwing an occasional tantrum, and a bit of singing and screaming. The sequences for the songs 'Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)' and 'When the Tigers Broke Free' are nice enough but would have done better has promos.\\nHad this movie been...well, an actual movie instead of a somewhat uninspired two hour promo for the album, it would have fared slightly better. There is a limit of dialogue in the film. Though a few scenes do contain spoken parts, they're usually taken straight from the album (for example, the scene with the American groupie who finds herself in the middle of yet another one of \\\"Pink\\\"'s unprovoked, pointless tantrums), except for the scene with the wicked schoolteacher (though even that sequence takes a line from Pink Floyd's \\\"Dark Side of the Moon\\\" album). This is definitely one of the things that limits the depth of \\\"The Wall\\\" film. One other major mistake is the dimension of the main character, Pink--at least the album had music to create a surrounding atmosphere and explanation for his severe isolation, but the film only tells us this is a man whose father died, had an overprotective mother, married a harlot, and became a big rich famous rock star...and shows us such a severe dementia that the viewer will wind up concluding that Pink is just a crybaby whose anger is unfounded. Yet the biggest mistake overall is that Roger Waters forgets that he's a songwriter, not a screenwriter. Perhaps Alan Parker should have hired a professional who was unfamiliar with the album, and only given a copy of the lyrics. Surely they would have refrained from delving into their own ego, as does Waters. Long story short, \\\"The Wall\\\" film is one long music video, adding no dimension or depth to the characters or story.\",\n \"Product: Music video\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Does Nothing To Remember Syd Barrett, The Musician\\n\\nReview: This fifteen minute homemade film of former Pink Floyd songwriter (1965-68) Syd Barrett taking mushrooms and other drugs is absolutely degrading. Instead of remembering Syd as a brilliant songwriter and musician, it instead elevates his reputation as a reclusive drug addict. Syd was once a bright musician, with a lot of great ideas, and a brilliancy when it came to songwriting. But sadly he turned to drugs, and it severely damaged his mental health. Barrett has even made it clear through relatives and \\\"representatives\\\" that he does not want this part of his past flaunted by anyone or any company, and for good reason. This \\\"document\\\" is an insult to Roger Keith Barrett, the person. Drug addiction is a sad thing, but exploiting it on camera and releasing it to the public for their viewing pleasure is absolutely degrading.\",\n \"Product: George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates. One of the greatest but most complex military geniuses ever is depicted in Oscar-winning form by Scott who won and abruptly refused the coveted Best Actor Award for his extraordinary performance. DVD released 11/6/2001.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Marks Both the End, and A New Beginning of a Genre\\n\\nReview: The year was 1970, a time for the motion picture indistry when epic war-glory films were dwindling in demand, and a younger generation of self-proclaimed social commentators was moving in fast. It seemed a breed of films was dying, but fortunately, \\\"Patton,\\\" a poignant biography of the decorated General George S. Patton, gave the genre something to hang its hat on--and set the standard for epic war films, for those to come, and somehow for those in the past.\\nContrary to the popular summary, this is not a glorification of General Patton, or of war itself; \\\"Patton\\\" is the insight of a man absorbed in a world of guts-n-glory, a world of conflict between himself, his duty, and the threat of being overun by ego and arrogance. George C. Scott's portrayal of the general will take the viewer's breath away with his brilliant and detailed performance; the brilliance and accuracy of the directing and screenwriting go without saying when one sees the power of the film for the first time. There is no better way to end a genre than to summarize it all with one film; \\\"Patton.\\\"\",\n \"Product: every night is saturday night\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Unavailable on DVD for Obvious Reasons\\n\\nReview: The producers of this film took an already tasteless and exploitative book (Bob Woodward's \\\"biography\\\" of John Belushi) and turned it into a bloated, senseless, still tasteless and exploitative movie. Notorious for both its controversial depiction of Belushi and disastrous reception upon release, \\\"Wired\\\" follows the too-soon-gone comic/actor (played by Michael Chiklis) in a Charles Dickens-like journey through his life (that is, if Charles Dickens had been a vulture), guided by his guardian angel...named Angel (Ray Sharkey).\\nThe ill-advised scene attempting to comically depict Belushi's autopsy should be enough to keep anyone away, but add a stale script and you've got one bad movie. Although, despite its reckless abandon of taste, \\\"Wired\\\" does feature a burgeoning Chiklis trying his best, though weighed down by poor writing. The character he plays is certainly effective, even if it's not quite John Belushi he's portraying. Ray Sharkey is also somehow entertaining in his role as the angel of death, finding the often-underrated late actor managing to pull off a watchable performance of a bad character.\\nThere was certainly a movie that could have been made about the life of one of America's most popular comic actors, but \\\"Wired\\\" blew it.\",\n \"Product: Tape cassette\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Nebraska\\\" With An 80s Pop & Synthesizer Touch\\n\\nReview: Bruce Springsteen's 1984 achievement \\\"Born in the USA\\\" might have been more respected had two things that surrounded it been put aside; the clueless fans that packed stadium shows but had no idea what the album's message really was at the time, and the politicians who mistook it for an oppurtunity to tap into the hearts of the young voters. Also, many critics will label \\\"Born in the USA\\\" as one of those albums that proves a performer's best-seller is not always his best work artistically. All of that aside, \\\"Born in the USA\\\" is no doubt one of the most successful pop/rock influenced albums that actually has the purpose of making such a cynical, social statement.\\nTo understand the merit of this album, one must rewind two years back to 1982, when Springsteen released the eerie vocal/harmonica dominated \\\"Nebraska.\\\" The album wasn't his biggest seller of course, but the success of \\\"Born in the USA\\\" more than made up for its commercial stiffness. And indeed, quite a few songs here (including 'Downbound Train' and the sarcastic title track) were written for \\\"Nebraska,\\\" which explains this album's raw, and powerful atmosphere, with that human touch (no pun intended) that only the Boss can deliver. It just has a more 80's pop-n-synthesizer approach, that's all. 'Working on the Highway' (which displays a narrative of humorous irony), 'Glory Days' and 'Dancin' in the Dark'--all of these are pop radio-friendly tunes with characters who are all-out bitter losers. There are many other ironically radio-friendly tracks like 'I'm On Fire,' which explores the dementia of a lovelorn man and 'My Hometown' is one of Springsteen's most real-life influenced tunes since anything from \\\"Nebraska.\\\"\\n\\\"Born in the USA\\\" is one of the most rock-pop dominated, yet realistic and cynical albums of all-time. Record sales do not determine the merit of an album--some say if an album doesn't sell enough, it must not be very good, and others claim if it's a blockbuster then it's merely a conform-to-the-norm of pop radio. All of those theories aside, \\\"Born in the USA\\\" is absolute proof that music can at times be pop radio friendly, and meaningful at the same time.\",\n \"Product: vhs tape\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Now, You Too Can Watch Other People Watch Lasers!\\n\\nReview: Pink Floyd were always a visual band, that's for sure. Whether it be their iconic album covers or their architecturally innovative stage sets, Floyd were as appealing to the eyes as to the ears. Having said that, however, the \\\"Pulse\\\" DVD suggests that the visual experience was best enjoyed live, in person, right then. In other words, it was something we'll never experience again. The music on the \\\"Pulse\\\" album was good enough, though most of it differs quite little from the studio versions - at some points, especially during the \\\"Division Bell\\\" material, one would think they were the actual studio tracks with crowd noise overdubbed, they differ so little. Unfortunately, the DVD doesn't enhance the experience much. Though brilliant musicians, no one in Pink Floyd (and yes, that includes former member Roger Waters) had a stage presence to make a concert film interesting. Their charisma and flashiness was in their music, not their stage performance; there was no one with the flamboyance or acrobatics of a Freddie Mercury, Ian Anderson, or Ray Davies to make a home video experience as exciting as the experience in Earls Court. But, much of the Floyd and extra musicians are often lost in the spectacle of the legendary lighting effects anyway. The lights are great, don't get me wrong, but after one or two views, the interest begins to wane. The viewer is basically watching other people watching lasers. The DVD is great for documenting the three-man Floyd, but other than that, and some nice bonus features, don't expect to be blown away.\",\n \"Product: Steely Dan has not had a new studio album in twenty years--\\\"Two Against Nature\\\" was worth the wait! This concert, recorded live in New York at the Sony Studios, contains new songs as well as classic hits from the minds of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker. Together, they deliver a unique music experience that is truly unforgettable. Songs: Green Earrings, Cousin Dupree, Bad Sneakers, Janie Runaway, Josie, FM, Gaslighting Abbie, Black Friday, Babylon Sisters, Kid Charlemagne, Jack of Speed, Peg, What a Shame About Me, Pretzel Logic.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Steely Dan Wakes Up to Middle-Aged Uncertainties\\n\\nReview: Most people said that Steely Dan's reunion tours of the early 90s were some of the most \\\"unlikely\\\" musical events of the decade. So naturally, when \\\"Two Against Nature\\\" was released in 2000, fans and critics were elated with both glee and anxiety; it was their first studio release in twenty years, but after those twenty years, perhaps the odds were not looking kindly on Walter Becker and Donald Fagen. Becker said \\\"I think the audience for Limp Bizkit is probably not going to be interested.\\\" Fagen added \\\"Compare the names Steely Dan and Limp Bizkit, you have the answer right there.\\\" But a break in the Top Ten and four Grammys proved everyone wrong; \\\"Two Against Nature\\\" won Album of the Year, fortunately beating Eminem for the honor, a feat that's not bad for your first album of new material in twenty years.\\nWhen one puts the whole thing in perspective, Steely Dan are the perfect \\\"band\\\" (i.e. duo) for this day and age; their self-criticizing cynicism and sardonic outlooks were just aching to address the musical world of the new millenium. The material cynically embraces a slew of characters who fit seamlessly with those created by Becker and Fagen in the 70s; Steely Dan sarcastically charms the self-absorbed girls one might encounter at the local mall ('Almost Gothic,' 'Negative Girl'), the narrators of the songs humorously getting nowhere as they are \\\"hit with cryptic stuff\\\" and \\\"jerked around.\\\" Other tracks continue the dismal marches of the male characters one would have found in previous works like 'Midnite Cruiser' or 'Deacon Blues'; 'Jack of Speed' is a sharp example, while 'What a Shame About Me' is lyrically devastating and, as always with Becker and Fagen, musically misleading. Smooth, cool, and addictive music ironically tells the lyrical tales that are unusual and disturbing ('Cousin Dupree'), almost-sincere (almost being the key word) longings for something past (the title track, 'West of Hollywood') and just-out-of-reach romances ('Gaslighting Abbie,' 'Janie Runaway').\\nAs always, the stories from the gutter and the more beautiful gutters are masked behind such sleek, glossy instrumentation, and Steely Dan seem as if they spent those twenty years plotting to address the year 2000. But the truth is, \\\"Two Against Nature\\\" proves that this kind of musical achievement can only come from a duo that knows exactly what to say and when to say it.\",\n \"Product: OUT OF PRINT MOBILE FIDELITY SOUND LAB ULTRADISC EDITION OF 1980 album in signature jewel case (jewel case VG+, CD EX+).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The End of Steely Dan's First Era\\n\\nReview: Just like \\\"The Royal Scam\\\" was the darker predecessor of the already-grim \\\"Katy Lied,\\\" likewise \\\"Gaucho\\\" is the darker sister of \\\"Aja.\\\" The last album from the first lifespan of Walter Becker and Donald Fagen (better known as the sardonic Steely Dan), \\\"Gaucho\\\" was released a long three years after the stunning success of \\\"Aja\\\" (which is still hailed by many to be their masterpiece). Several factors contributed to this long interval, but most notably was a contractual dispute between MCA (ABC) and Warner Brothers, with whom Steely Dan had signed a new contract. The battle wouldn't end even when MCA won the rights to the new album, as Becker and Fagen fought (to no avail) to stop a price increase for their new record.\\nNonetheless, when it was finally released, \\\"Gaucho\\\" gave fans the dose of Dan that they'd been craving for three years. Not surprisingly, a lot of the album's content was substantially more sardonic than that of \\\"Aja.\\\" The former album had been just slightly less pessimistic than their previous works; for instance there was the brightness of 'Peg,' and the care-free 'Josie' (the doomsday feeling was echoed best through 'Deacon Blues'). But with \\\"Gaucho,\\\" Becker and Fagen had convinced themselves that they had already spent their musical zenith, which understandably made the creation of this album a daunting task. The familiar pessimism of old times was the result, but here it was finally matched with the perfectionist gloss of studio sterility that had made \\\"Aja\\\" such a hit; examples being the death knells of \\\"illegal fun under the sun\\\" in 'Glamour Profession,' the paranoia of the title track and 'My Rival,' and the irnoy of 'Third World Man.' Some moments do resemble \\\"Aja\\\" to a T; 'Babylon Sisters,' 'Time Out Of Mind,' and 'Hey Nineteen,' the view of a man who finds himself out of touch with what's new. Still, even these tracks are executed with a weariness that was even more evident within Steely Dan than before.\\n\\\"Gaucho\\\" would ultimately signal the end for this first era of Steely Dan; Fagen would find solo success with a Top 20 album, and Becker would pursue low-key projects. Of course, the duo re-united by the 90s and would eventually release two more widely acclaimed and popular albums. Knowing this makes \\\"Gaucho\\\" easier to listen to. If it had been the definite end of Steely Dan, it would be an unsatisfying breaking point, but fortunately for us, it wasn't.\",\n \"Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! A Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab Ultradisc II, limited edition 24-karat gold plated. Catalog UDCD 505. In the original jewel case.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Dazzling Splash Into the Mainstream, Still Full of Merit\\n\\nReview: If there is one band that has made such a strong entrance into the musical mainstream while still keeping their artistic dignity, it is no doubt Supertramp. And though it's hard to choose just one release from their excellent catalogue of albums that exemplifies this musical transition, 1974's \\\"Crime Of the Century\\\" is probably the best way to start.\\nMany musicians envy the position of keyboardist Rick Davies in 1969. He recruited Supertramp, and all was funded by a Dutch millionaire. After releasing two mediocre albums which hardly made a dent in the charts (one of which was probably only best known for its cover art), their millionaire supporter withdrew his funding, leaving a somewhat bleak future in Supertramp's way. But nonetheless, Davies reformed his band, consisting of Rodger Hodgson, John Helliwell, Bob Siebenberg and Dougie Thompson, and in 1974 released the acclaimed \\\"Crime Of the Century.\\\"\\nThe music within is nothing short of a dazzling spectacle. Blending R&B, jazzy roots, rock-n-roll, and a unique pop element, \\\"Crime Of the Century\\\" is the backdrop for Supertramp's three other splendid albums of the 70s, and maybe even further on than that. The songwriting of Davies and Hodgson shows them becoming the next Lennon & McCartney (with the exception that the Supertramp duo actually writes quality pop music). The musicianship of the entire fivesome is astounding, topped with sleek production. A great deal of the band's most musically accomplished classics are found on \\\"Crime Of the Century,\\\" such as the symphonic title track, the dead-on radio staple 'Bloody Well Right,' and the blunt humorless 'School' (you may know it as being more or less ripped off by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd as 'Another Brick in the Wall Part 2' in 1979).\\n\\\"Crime Of the Century\\\" is, simply put, definitely one of the most dignified pop albums ever made. But the true 'crime of the century' if you will, is the underappreciation of Supertramp's brilliant music. Sure, their albums sold millions, but it remains true that the band remains overlooked for being major contributors to dignified pop music. Nonetheless, recognized or not, \\\"Crime Of the Century\\\"--like the band's entire lexicon-- remains solid proof that Supertramp are indeed among the true perfectors of quality pop music.\",\n \"Product: DEEP PURPLE - PERFECT STRANGERS - CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Deep Purple Being Honest With Themselves\\n\\nReview: This 1984 release--one of the most anticipated of that year, eventually going platinum--saw Deep Purple's most successful line-up in a somewhat tentative reunion, fortunately bowing to pressure from their public to record and tour again. The first (and best) document of Purple's 80s reunion era, \\\"Perfect Strangers\\\" is a thrilling album, one of the supergroup's finest. The compositional output of Roger Glover, Ritchie Blackmore, and Ian Gillan is rough and gutsy, while remaining mystic and intriguing.\\nThe near lack of sincerity of Deep Purple's reunited friendship is showcased in the hard-hitting, gripping songs, such as the agressive 'Under the Gun,' 'A Gypsy's Kiss,' and the anti-preachy 'Nobody's Home,' as the shaky reunion is captured more sympathetically on the ominous title cut. 'Hungry Daze' and 'Wasted Sunsets' are a gaze back at Purple's fast-living days past (one full of fury, the other longing and lonesome), and 'Knocking At Your Back Door' gave the group a smash hit single. 'Son Of Alerik' is a bonus track for this remaster, a driven and alluring studio jam.\\nThe sound of the musicianship on this album could not be immitated; Blackmore's trademark guitar is facinating, Glover's bass reaches brilliant madness, Gillan's barbed wire voice soars, as Jon Lord's organ is a highlight as usual, and drummer Ian Paice remains out of his head. This album is a landmark for Deep Purple, and is aptly titled--the band was reunited only by pressure from their public, making them no longer musical mates, but \\\"Perfect Strangers.\\\" Not withstanding, the group were not strangers at all when it came to their common goal of making music.\",\n \"Product: Their hit 1974 debut: Can I Tell You; Lonely Wind; Apercu; Belexis , and more. Bonus track: Bringing It Back (live).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Introducing One of Prog-Rock's Most Unique Bands\\n\\nReview: In the passion-play of progressive rock, there are several unique (and odd) characters, but one of the most original in this field is Kansas. This six-man band brought about an honest image of innocence, of midwest farmboys dying to break out of \\\"one of the most non-musical places\\\" in the world and express their perplexing, challenging blend of hard blues-rock and a love for British prog-rock. Their self-titled 1974 debut worked as a bridge connecting these two wildly different fields, with both punchy rock numbers and grandeuresque prog pieces that would have drawn confused stares from barroom patrons.\\n\\nAfter kicking off with 'Can I Tell You,' a song that, thirty years later, can be used to address America in our Iraq War situation, \\\"Kansas\\\" pulls some grand tricks even when performing blues-rock like the cover of 'Bringing It Back.' Meanwhile 'The Pilgrimage' is the only prog-rock song on the album that could have safely been performed in a midwestern bar, with Robbie Steinhardt's aggressive violin work (which would become one of the band's trademarks). But the other tracks are progressive rock at its most genuine; 'Belexes,' 'Apercu,' and 'Journey From Mariabronn' are gutsy moves, the bravest piece on the album being the lengthy, doleful 'Death of Mother Nature Suite,' an angry sermon for the modern world. All of this is balanced by the sad, wonderfully sung 'Lonely Wind.'\\n\\nDevised by the songwriting of Kerry Livgren and Steve Walsh and accented by a six-man attack, \\\"Kansas\\\" is stunning by itself, but for a debut album it is even more amazing; the music is tightly arranged and performed with hard-eyed perfectionism that one would usually only find in veteran performers. As hinted at by the ominous album cover depicting abolitionist John Brown, Kansas would become a progressive rock force to be reckoned with, and sooner than anyone would have thought.\",\n \"Product: A perfect blend of the Fort Worth and Fort Collins shows that were part of the Rolling Thunder Revue tour. Maggie's Farm; Lay Lady Lay; Oh, Sister; You're a Big Girl Now; One Too Many Mornings , and more!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Curio from One of Rock n' Roll's Most Legendary Tours\\n\\nReview: There's something oddly poignant about an audience member drunkenly shouting \\\"'LAY LADY LAY!'\\\" before Bob Dylan and his gypsy band rip into the then-recently released 'Oh, Sister.'\\n\\\"Hard Rain\\\" is the first official document of the 1975-76 Rolling Thunder Revue, released thirty years before the ominous \\\"Bootleg Series Volume 5.\\\" Despite being one of the most legendary tours in rock history, \\\"Hard Rain\\\" received lukewarm reviews upon release, probably because the performances were taken from near the end of the tour, and has since become slightly obscured by the wealth of recordings offered by the fifth installment of Dylan's \\\"Bootleg Series.\\\"\\nBut what \\\"Hard Rain\\\" has that its successor doesn't is grit. The lack of polish in recording and performance seems to be more fitting for the Rolling Thunder Revue, and for the song selection in particular. 'Maggie's Farm,' 'Stuck Inside of Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again,' and 'Shelter From the Storm' are all treated like rental cars, with reckless abandon, and more delicate treatment is not given to more balladic songs like 'Lay Lady Lay,' 'I Threw It All Away,' and 'Oh, Sister,' the version here actually topping the version found on \\\"The Bootleg Series.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Be sure to check out our other deals on, Rare and Hard to find jazz and rock cds !!!\\n*********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Venomous Social Commentary Triumphs\\n\\nReview: Pink Floyd's 1977 attack on society, \\\"Animals\\\" was produced right at the time that tensions in the band were beginning to peak; bassist Roger Waters had become the dominating principle songwriter, guitarist David Gilmour's ego was beginning to climax (\\\"I was the driving musical force...\\\"), and keyboardist Rick Wright was experiencing a bad case of writer's block, all of this leaving drummer Nick Mason in the dark.\\nBut the friction between the members of Pink Floyd couldn't have come at a better time; Waters was ready to write an album that dared to attack politics and society, a record full of venomous bombardment on such political figures as Margaret Thatcher, and censorship campaigner Mary Whitehouse.\\nThe bitterness within Pink Floyd itself certainly shows on \\\"Animals.\\\" But for such a rude and outlandish album, that compares everyday human evil to the behavior of animals, it certainly helps the stunning atmosphere.\\nRoger Waters' singing and lyrical/musical writing abilities foreshadow what directions he would take with his solo career (which kicked off in the 1980's). Nevertheless, \\\"Animals\\\" is a disturbing album that literally breaks down the behavior of human beings and compares them to that of dogs, pigs, and sheep; the \\\"dogs\\\" are those that will step on anyone to get to the top, the \\\"pigs\\\" are the ones that force their beliefs on the meak, while the \\\"sheep\\\" are forced to take the abuse, easily compared to the events of the cult headed by the \\\"Reverend\\\" Jim Jones.\\nGreat rock music for the cravers of outlandish lyrics, as opposed to, quoting the Ramones, \\\"Tenth-generation Elton John, tenth-generation Led Zeppelin, or just over-produced.\\\"\\n\\\"Animals\\\" is most likely one of the many roots of inspiration for other acts that dared to criticize the most powerful figures in the world.\",\n \"Product: David Gilmour David Gilmour US CD album\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Captures the Lost Period Between \\\"Animals\\\" and \\\"The Wall\\\"\\n\\nReview: It's now been an entire decade since Pink Floyd released a new studio album, and the likelihood of a forthcoming album or tour is getting drearier. So, once new fans have collected all of the albums of those legendary titans, and are perplexed as to where the \\\"next Floyd album\\\" is, they can find a silver lining in collecting the solo albums of the five past and present members. Aside from being a great place to start, David Gilmour's eponymous solo debut (along with fellow PF member Richard Wright's \\\"Wet Dream\\\") is significant for students of Floyd history; it captures the missing period of time between the 1977 \\\"Animals\\\" album and the long, tension-racked sessions for 1979's epic \\\"The Wall.\\\" Released in 1978, Gilmour's first album is both as atmospheric and varied as \\\"The Wall\\\" due to his signature guitar work, and often as rough as \\\"Animals.\\\" The opening instrumental 'Mihalis' and another interesting instrumental 'Raise My Rent' are like the instrumental demos Gilmour recorded during these sessions which would eventually become 'Comfortably Numb' and 'Run Like Hell.' But the top songs on the album present Gilmour as a strong songwriter, or in the case of the melodic 'There's No Way Out Of Here,' an interpreter. 'So Far Away' and 'I Can't Breathe Anymore' prove the guitarist is an excellent crafter of songs, and it's been speculated that 'No Way' could be Gilmour's description of Floyd's dominant presence Roger Waters, while 'Short and Sweet' (co-written with Roy Harper) is the kind of radio-friendly song that makes this album such a joy for even non-Floyd fans to listen to.\",\n \"Product: Journey ~ Infinity\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Infinity\\\" Sets the Stage For Musical Excellence to Come\\n\\nReview: Of course, Journey reached their peak point of radio dominance during the 80's, ruling both the airwaves and the touring road. But 1978's rock and roll acheivement \\\"Infinity\\\" sets the stage for their craft of musical excellence that would become their trademark in the next decade.\\nHere, Journey, with frontman Steve Perry debuting, shapes the form of their classic rock and roll--a blend of soft magical melodies ('Lights'), Neal Schon's hard rocking riffs (the carnie's ballad 'Wheel in the Sky'), FM radio gems ('Anytime'), and of course, the element of Journey that sets them apart from other graduates of their genre, their slightly enigmatic genuine poignancy (captured here on 'Winds of March'). All throughout \\\"Infinity,\\\" Journey introduces us to their unique stylings; soft keyboard and piano arrangements (specialty of Greg Rollie) combined with profound rhythms and beats (thanks to Ross Valory & Aynsley Dunbar, who soon departed after this set's release), matched with Steve Perry's uncomparable vocals and Neal Schon's classically trained guitars.\\nJourney in many ways set up the radio pop-rock sound that was so evident in the '80's, combining synth and genuine rock. However, this pop sound of the next decade was soured by such other acts as the Culture Club and countless other burn-outs, but Journey was one of the few bands to turn that sound of theirs into a perfected musical craft. This lovely little thing called Journey was formed by a harmonic musical perfection, and \\\"Infinity\\\" displays that excellency in all its glory, as would a string of successful albums throughout the next decade.\",\n \"Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original CBS release. Catalog CK 33453. There is a drill hole through the UPC.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Unforgettable Eulogy To An Overshadowed Person\\n\\nReview: At least three-fifths of Pink Floyd's remarkable 1975 opus \\\"Wish You Were Here\\\" is a moving eulogy to their original vocalist and songwriter Syd Barrett, who unfortunately suffered a mental breakdown induced by hallucenogenic drug use. One of their most appreciated albums, it is no wonder that \\\"Wish You Were Here\\\" is considered the 'best' Pink Floyd record by at least two Floyd members, guitarist David Gilmour and keyboardist Rick Wright. \\\"I will listen to that album for pleasure,\\\" Wright says, \\\"There's not many of the Floyd albums I can.\\\"\\nA worthy follow-up to 1973's phenomenal seller \\\"Dark Side of the Moon,\\\" \\\"Wish You Were Here\\\" has a principle theme: absence. The absence of Syd Barrett, and the empty feeling of \\\"selling out\\\" that is ultimately the result of pressure from a cold music industry. The set was almost called \\\"Wish We Were Here,\\\" a statement expressing the absence of awareness and purpose, strongly represented by the album's glorious artwork; a man swimming in sand, a salesman with no soul trapped in a desert, and most recognizably the album's cover, a business man \\\"getting burnt\\\" on a deal with his double.\\nBoth parts of the album's introduction and exit, respectively, 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond,' have a musical flow that has yet to be topped, even by Pink Floyd themselves. The music seems to fit Barrett perfectly; pleasant, yet enigmatic, with a hint of meloncholy.\\nTwo tracks cynically attack the facelessness (refer to the photo of the soulless salesman) of the record business, particularly\\n'Welcome to the Machine.' 'Have a Cigar' follows, with flawless guest vocals from Roy Harper. It is a humorous yet grim look at the pressure of the industry.\\nAnd the climax of the album is found in the title cut, a lyrical triumph by bassist Roger Waters. It sums up the entire album with a such a natural lyrical flow, it seems unreal. Although, the music to the track is built around one instrument (the guitar...but what can we expect from David Gilmour?), which doesn't seem very fitting moodwise at all.\\n\\\"Wish You Were Here\\\" is regarded as the last Pink Floyd album in which the band worked 'as a team'...ironic, seeing as how a lyric from 'Have a Cigar' states, \\\"It could be made into a monster, if we all pull together as a team.\\\" This is just one of the supernatural effects of the album. Although \\\"Wish You Were Here\\\" is incomplete both in its message and as a tribute, so far there is no better way to remember a great musician overshadowed by his mistakes of the past.\",\n \"Product: Out of print tin the U.S.! 1981 album from Mr. Dylan featuring musical backing from Ron Wood, Danny Kortchmar, Steve Douglas, Benmont Tench, Jim Keltner, Donald 'Duck' Dunn and others. 11 tracks. Sony.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Wrath of God Never Sounded So Good\\n\\nReview: 1981's \\\"Shot of Love\\\" is the last, hardest-rocking, and most accessible of Bob Dylan's trio of \\\"Born-again\\\" albums that began in 1979, and many fans call this the best of his Christian-oriented albums, all of which were (and still are) widely criticized. All the scorn and empty accusations of judgemental dogma that Dylan took may have fuelled all of the roughness and energy that packs the album, making it one of the most realistic, down-to-Earth Christian albums ever made.\\nIt's ironic that \\\"Shot of Love\\\" may be the easiest for non-Christian fans to enjoy, because it still has God written all over it, starting with the quote of Matthew 11:25 in the liner notes. This album is full of a sense that a God-less society is falling apart, but Dylan pulls off the task of turning the end of times/Armageddon stew into vigorous, enjoyable rockers (case in point, 'Trouble'). In the blistering title track, Dylan speaks of those who mocked his God, and desires an escape from all the condemnation he took, and from the morbid side of the world in general. 'Property of Jesus' is self-explanatory, and 'Watered Down Love' seems to speak out against organized religion blocking man's relationship with God. Amidst the rocking world-gone-wrong of 'The Groom's Still Waiting At the Altar,' Dylan assures the listener that \\\"God has mercy on them who are slandered and humiliated,\\\" a great anthem for any weary Christian, and the feeling that the world is falling apart is evident throughout this album; 'Dead Man, Dead Man' shares the same message of an earlier song 'When You Gonna Wake Up' and describes \\\"politics of sin\\\" and those who \\\"curse God with every move.\\\" On the ballad-like 'In the Summertime,' he speaks of \\\"Fools they made a mock of sin\\\" but things get brighter as he sings of a gift that will \\\"be with me unto the grave, and then unto eternity.\\\" Also in this song, Dylan seems to address his audience and/or his critics; Did you respect me for what I did, Or for what I didn't do, or for keeping it hid? Did I lose my mind when I tried to get rid of everything you see?\\\"\\nOnly two songs here don't bear a Christian-oriented message (at least one that's not as obvious as the other songs). The simplistic, sad piano-and-vocal 'Lenny Bruce' finds Dylan doing something that Christian bands today should be doing more often; Lenny Bruce was not exactly what you'd call a \\\"Christian role model\\\" but who says Christian music has to only give sympathy to Christian martyrs? And Bruce was a martyr in his own field, and the song named after him is a forthright, straight salute to the lost comedian. 'Heart of Mine' meanwhile is a song of self-exploration, like the closing ballad 'Every Grain of Sand,' probably the most recognized tune on the album, and a pleasantly mild end to a mostly rollicking set of songs. Here it appears that Dylan was consciously bringing an end to his \\\"Christian era\\\" because obviously he still had other messages to deliver. It is a poignant bridge that connects the end of the Born-again era to the beginning of the ups and downs he would take throughout the 80s.\\n\\\"Shot of Love\\\" is the one album that other Christian bands should use as their blueprint; it is full of both the anger and the peace that accompany the decision to find faith. For fans of Dylan and not the faith however, it is still a welcome return to craftiness and daring that made such classics as \\\"Bringing It All Back Home\\\" and \\\"Blonde on Blonde\\\" so incomparable to other artists.\",\n \"Product: *********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Document of Pink Floyd's Theatrical Stage Presentation\\n\\nReview: Pink Floyd's 1979 smash hit \\\"The Wall\\\" has already gone down in music history as one of the most popular albums of all time. The innovative rock-opera told the story of an isolated rock star, and judging from Floyd's visually striking arena concerts since \\\"Dark Side Of the Moon,\\\" it was obvious that the tour for \\\"The Wall\\\" would be equally innovative. The proof of this came as bassist/songwriter Roger Waters placed his granduresque vision on the stage, building an actual wall between the band and the audience, expressing the noncommunication that comes from a life of stardom, adding huge inflatable characters, animated projections, and much more.\\nHowever, it's the surreal music of \\\"The Wall\\\" which ultimately supports the purpose of all these visual presentations, which doesn't make the lack of a DVD or home video too much of a disappointment (though it would have been a great compliment for the rest of the album). Nonetheless, \\\"Is There Anybody Out There: The Wall, Live\\\" is the supreme document of all the glory of the theatrical rock presentation. Though some consider it to be just another double live album that Pink Floyd tends to release during their no-studio-recording hiatuses (and they may be right), \\\"Is There Anybody Out There\\\" separates itself from other live sets \\\"Delicate Sound of Thunder\\\" and \\\"Pulse\\\" in that it actually has a point. The music within, recorded 1980-81 during the Earls Court performances, \\\"The Wall Live\\\" is a clear, atmospheric live recording, yet still packing the sterile punch of the studio album. Many of the songs, like 'The Show Must Go On' and 'Empty Spaces' contain additional or alternate lyrics, while some songs didn't appear on the studio album at all, like 'What Shall We Do Now?' and the instrumental 'The Last Few Bricks.' There are also many musical changes that add a new dimension to \\\"The Wall\\\" while still appreciating the original album. This is most notable in 'Another Brick in the Wall Part 1' and 'Outside the Wall.' Even announcements by the master of ceremonies are included, one at a slow speed to express the delusional mind of the main character of the musical concept. Roger Waters' vocals are also more maniacal throughout this telling.\\nIt's a fact that \\\"The Wall\\\" has been exploited time and time again to reignite its fortunes, but \\\"Is There Anybody Out There\\\" exceeds them all (including the ill-fated 1982 film version). Aside from being the best of the \\\"Wall\\\"-revivals (although its purpose isn't very inspired), this live document is also no doubt one of Pink Floyd's most worthy live offerings, even though it isn't a new studio release fans have been praying for.\",\n \"Product: *********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Phenomenal Concept Album Has Yet To Be Topped\\n\\nReview: It's ironic that Pink Floyd's ominous double concept album \\\"The Wall\\\" was released at a time when, to quote drummer Nick Mason, \\\"There was no friendship within the four members.\\\" And as Mark Fisher (stage designer for the extravagant live performances of \\\"The Wall\\\") pointed out, \\\"There was this metaphor for the problems in life that arise due to noncommunication being executed by a band that was absolutely failing to communicate [amongst themselves].\\\"\\nBut nonetheless, the album is relatively flawless. No artist has done anything quite like it since. Its power, its strength, its gloomy atmosphere all remain one of Pink Floyd's lasting trademarks, and one of the biggest selling albums ever (currently in the top forty highest sellers of all time).\\nPink Floyd--always hailed as the perfectors of the concept album--present their most complex story to date; \\\"The Wall\\\" is the story of a pop singer, \\\"And there it ends,\\\" says Bob Geldof, who portrayed the character in the film version (the fact that it was turned into a film alone should tell you how phenomenal the record was). Tracing his emotionally damaged life, the album builds the character without missing a detail, although sometimes speeding through things; shortly before the character is born, his father is killed in action in World War II ('Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1'. This is based on a true event that happened to Pink Floyd's principle songwriter Roger Waters). A related 'brick' is the war that left his homeland scarred ('Goodbye Blue Sky'). From there, he is faced with an overprotective mother ('Mother') and a harsh, faceless, cruel life at school ('The Happiest Days of Our Lives', 'Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2'). After growing up, the character becomes a rock star, a desperate attempt at escaping the pain of his childhood. He also gets married, unfortunately to the woman who scars him even further by cheating on him ('One of My Turns', 'Don't Leave Me Now'). Finally, the last few bricks to his metaphorical wall of emotions are added, and he closes himself from the rest of the world ('Another Brick in the Wall, Part 3', 'Goodbye Cruel World').\\nThe second half of the album partly depicts the character in his hotel room, dwelling on his painful past, and unhappy position as a rock star ('Is There Anybody Out There?', 'Nobody Home'). One of the strongest studies of the character is 'Comfortably Numb,' which shows how all of the pain he has endured, added with a drug addiction, has transformed him into an emotionless being. Further expressing this are 'In the Flesh', and 'Waiting For the Worms' which depict how his rock star life and dominating peers have turned him into a fascist, yet still causing him to fear for his life.\\nUndoubtedly the most powerful piece in \\\"The Wall\\\" is 'The Trial,' which fantastically depicts the character's decision to 'tear down the wall' and face his past, his present, and his future.\\nAll of these things form a metaphorical 'brick' in a wall that the character used to fence himself from his feelings, and from the rest of the world. Although \\\"The Wall\\\" is mostly the work of Roger Waters, every contribution from each member of Pink Floyd is key to the album's power--though their contributions were limited; keyboardist Rick Wright was forced out of the band by Waters during the album's production, and drummer Nick Mason was even replaced entirely on one track. And though the tension that surrounded the band at that time is evident, it somehow adds to the gloomy atmosphere of \\\"The Wall\\\", almost strengthening the entire album. Truly ironic. Every piece of the album is necessary in order to tell the story--even the seemingly diminutive and forgettable pieces like 'Vera' or 'Bring the Boys Back Home.' To use a shopworn cliche`, \\\"The Wall\\\" is a masterpiece that was truly ahead of its time. It has yet to be matched, much less topped in quality.\",\n \"Product: bob dylan infidels 2004 USA red columbia logo on cd. my own copy to complete collection, played 1xs/no cut out. MINT\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Infidels\\\" is Not as \\\"Secular\\\" as It's Paraded To Be\\n\\nReview: It's baffling that any critic can call 1983's \\\"Infidels\\\" a return to \\\"secular recording\\\" for Bob Dylan. After three straight Christian albums, the record was certainly more broad in its horizons, at least when compared to its predecessor, the rollicking \\\"Shot of Love\\\" or the second Born-Again album \\\"Saved,\\\" but its attitude is still as straightforward and uncompromising as Dylan's first Christian release, \\\"Slow Train Coming.\\\"\\n\\nHe may look ticked on the album cover, but in truth, Bob Dylan sounds musically and lyrically comfortable all throughout the wittingly titled \\\"Infidels\\\", and artistically he is still as free as he sounded on his Born-Again albums. But his lyricism here is much more deliciously complex than on the three predecessors; a glance at 'Don't Fall Apart On Me Tonight' may suggest that its a cliched song about sex, but it's not, it's much deeper and much more creative than that. 'Jokerman' boasts a slight reggae influence and Dylan's alluring attempt to try and reveal false prophets, as he does elsewhere when he clearly states that sometimes Satan disguises himself as a 'Man of Peace.' The driving 'Neighborhood Bully' reminds one of the rocking \\\"Shot of Love,\\\" but with a much more complex political message, unlike the straightforward social statements of 'License To Kill' and 'Union Sundown.' And like 'Don't Fall Apart On Me Tonight,' the second track 'Sweetheart Like You' may have a cliched title, but the content within is bursting with originality and mystery, much like 'I and I.'\\n\\nIronically titled, this album is a must-have in Dylan's cannon and arguably the last great album he made for years, as critics claim he went into an up-and-down spin throughout the rest of the 80s. The different spiritual elements that make up \\\"Infidels\\\" (Christianity and Judaism among them) would put many other artists in a creative pretzel-twist, but here Bob Dylan handles them all with integrity and delivers one of his most effective albums.\",\n \"Product: Pink Floyd ~ A Momentary Lapse Of Reason\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A 'Lapse' In Quality, But Still a Mixed Blessing\\n\\nReview: The next time Pink Floyd's current self-proclaimed \\\"leader\\\" David Gilmour complains about the tyranny of former band member Roger Waters, this album should be brought to his attention; his egotism and lack of confidence in fellow band members is appalling.\\nPink Floyd's first album without main composer Roger Waters, who departed in 1983, would not come without a fight. Waters claimed the right to the band name, and guitarist David Gilmour disagreed, resulting in a dreadful court battle that fortunately resulted in a ruling that denied the ex-bassist's claim. With all of this built up in the press, Pink Floyd fans were expecting a flawless acheivement full of the true Floyd sound they'd done before--instead, they got \\\"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\\\" released in 1987.\\nThe album is full of advances (good and bad), and is overall a mixed blessing. Normally, a flawed comeback after a shaky hiatus would be expected from a lesser band, but not for the accomplished Floyd. The album's high points are dazzling, and overshadow some of the low points, but definitely not always. The biggest mistakes that Pink Floyd (or here, David Gilmour and crew) makes on \\\"A Momentary Lapse of Reason\\\" are impossible to overlook; the heavy reliance on session musicians and composers is ridiculous and absurd, wounding the natural Floyd ore. With all of the justified complaining about the domination of Waters, and the players' claims that the ex-bassist did little to let band-members Nick Mason and Richard Wright contribute very much, one must observe how \\\"Momentary Lapse\\\" marks the rightly labelled era of 'Gilmour Domination,' which even continued to 1994's \\\"The Division Bell.\\\" In both production, arrangement, and composing, Gilmour does little (or next to nothing) to allow Mason to contribute, much less Wright, who was not called in until late in the album's sessions (and even then he was still at session player status). So it's no surprise that Gilmour pays tribute to his own overdone guitar work at least once in each song (especially on the grimly poetic 'Sorrow'). Four songs, the half-track 'Round and Around,' 'Terminal Frost' and the two-part 'A New Machine' are brief and unimaginative, leaving the listener to become curious at the length of time it took to finish the album (though some of it was due to court battles). There are many gracious qualities of \\\"A Momentary Lapse of Reason\\\" however, like the marvelous studio recording quality and the balance of sound effects is very impressive (much of this was due to Nick Mason, though his production credit was muted.) This is apparent on the swirling keyboard-synthesizer masterpiece 'Signs of Life' and the memorable 'Learning to Fly.' There are also some musical innovations, even for the already accomplished Floyd, in the overlooked and misinterpereted 'Dogs of War.' 'One Slip' is a great lyrical feat, though its arrangement is disappointing. 'On the Turning Away' is promising but could have been better, and 'Yet Another Movie' contains flaws that are more puzzling than they are disappointing.\\nNonetheless, \\\"A Momentary Lapse of Reason\\\" is poetic in its approach, overall tone, and mood. More important, it re-established Pink Floyd's progressive sound, which had formerly been the responsibility of Roger Waters. This album sounds more surreal and three dimensional than Waters' limited sombre works. And if departing from Waters' boundaries was one of the goals of \\\"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\\\" Pink Floyd surely succeeds at that.\",\n \"Product: Cheap Trick ~ Lap Of Luxury\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Multi-Platinum Success Costs Cheap Trick Their Class\\n\\nReview: The time prior to Cheap Trick's 1988 release \\\"Lap of Luxury\\\" must have been a confusing era in the band's history. Since 1980, they had begun a commercial and critical slump, slowly slipping further and further down the charts (and down the approval of critics). But leave it to the fresh and unique Cheap Trick to keep their originality, when most bands in this situation would have conformed to the dreaded 80's pop sound as soon as they could. Though it was clear the band had kept its cool, any band would want at least one hit to pull them out of a slump. Unfortunately, the band bowed to the pressure (it's amazing they survived as long as they did) and with \\\"Lap of Luxury\\\" Cheap Trick employed outside writers to compose a good deal of the album's songs.\\nFull of synthed-up pop tunes, \\\"Lap of Luxury\\\" is an example of Cheap Trick keeping in step with the times, but in many places, it costs them their class. Nonetheless, Top 40 tracks such as 'The Flame' and an oddball version of Elvis Presely's classic 'Don't Be Cruel' are consummate Cheap Trick performances. Aside from the aforementioned tracks, 'Space' and 'Ghost Town' are two of the album's highlights, while the conformity to the one-dimensional 80's sound is way too evident on 'Never Had a Lot to Lose' and 'Wrong Side of Love' (though 'All We Need is a Dream' is the better of these kinds of songs).\\nWhen a band relies too heavily on session musicians to do the composing, it's usually a sign that all is not well. But fortunately for Cheap Trick, they already had a decade's worth of original and unique material under their belt, so the result is not as devastating as it would be with many other bands. And though the outside contributions are too often frustrating, the trick must have worked, for \\\"Lap of Luxury\\\" acheived multi-platinum status, confirming their dramatic re-entrance in US rock and roll.\",\n \"Product: 1990 CBS Records INC.\\n8 tracks\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Does its Best to Make Up For \\\"Lap of Luxury\\\"'s Flaws\\n\\nReview: Cheap Trick's previous record, 1988's \\\"Lap of Luxury\\\" sure brought them out of an eight-year commercial slump, but its reliance on session writers was disappointing. But thankfully in 1990, Cheap Trick released \\\"Busted.\\\" The album scaled the similar platinum status as its predecessor, but more importantly, it re-introduced the band's fans to Cheap Trick's innovative originality.\\nThough their label, Epic, had it in their heads to control track selection, the band does their best with an otherwise bleak situation, by pouring their unique musical combination of cynycial glam, pop, heavy blistering rock, and emotionally vivid tunes. \\\"Busted\\\" is (so far) the best example of Cheap Trick keeping in step with the times (while avoiding conformity) without completely losing their uncompromising flare. In some places, such as 'Walk Away' and 'Had to Make You Mine,' fans are reminded of the pop loved by screaming teenage girls, as reflected in 70's albums \\\"Heaven Tonight\\\" and \\\"Live at Budokan.\\\" The hit 'Can't Stop Fallin' Into Love' is one of the few good early 90's pop-rock songs, while excellent tunes such as 'Back 'N Blue,' 'Busted,' 'You Drive I'll Steer' and a version of Roy Wood's 'Rock and Roll Tonight' re-confirm Cheap Trick's hard rocking talent and witty humor.\\nWhile \\\"Busted\\\" was a disappointment to the fans who were stuck in the 70's, it still proves their broad range of musical territory and rock-n-roll progression.\",\n \"Product: 11 songs\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lyrically Void, But Possibly Wright's Best Musical Quality\\n\\nReview: Although I can't vouch for the album's lyrical quality, I can whole-heartedly say that Pink Floyd's 1994 studio effort \\\"The Division Bell\\\" could quite possibly boast the finest music writing since 1975's \\\"Wish You Were Here.\\\" Much of the album's musical excellence comes from the writing of keyboardist Rick Wright, who comes into full play on \\\"The Division Bell.\\\"\\nHe was asked to leave the band in 1979 by Roger Waters (former bassist, principle songwriter), but returned for Pink Floyd's 1987 studio set \\\"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\\\" their first without Waters. Wright was brought into those sessions rather late in the recording process, so naturally his contributions didn't show much.\\nBut with \\\"The Division Bell,\\\" we are introduced once again to the true musical capabilities of Wright and the rest of the band; notably the album's opening track, the instrumental 'Cluster One.' The music is incredibly tranquil, yet glazed with a hint of sorrow. Another instrumental, the Grammy-winning 'Marooned' (for best Instrumental Performance), applies to the senses, following the passion of each musician.\\n'Keep Talking,' a track in which the lyrics really disappoint, is kept alive by its entrancing music, giving the song an atmosphere all its own. Wright's musical talent on 'Wearing the Inside Out' speaks for itself with an appreciation for many different instruments.\\nAll throughout \\\"The Division Bell,\\\" the listener is placed into a world of musical alchemy. But, unfortunately, the album has its disappointments.\\nSubtract one star for three flaws; (1. The dependance on 'outside' musicians. Though thankfully, the reliance on session musicians to write songs and perform isn't as near as heavy as that of \\\"A Momentary Lapse of Reason,\\\" something about the fact that other people had to be called in to assist in writing the album causes its merit to pale in comparison to earlier works.\\n(2. The uninspiring lyrics. Maybe I'm just comparing them to the legendary Waters lyrics, but still, the music has to stand on its own.\\n And 3.), the unceasing musical ego of guitarist David Gilmour, which attempts to out-do Rick Wright's work with (surprise) many drawn out guitar solos. This leaves the listener to sigh with relief when Wright saves the album with his tranquil atmospheric melodies. So, for any Pink Floyd fan, \\\"The Division Bell\\\" is a necessity. For fans of wonderful music from a great musical composer, this album deserves a listen to. But for cravers of great lyrics, try an older Floyd album instead.\",\n \"Product: The 1969 release, with unreleased alternate versions of Lay Lady Lay (no choir!); This Wheel's on Fire; Nashville West , and the My Back Pages/B.J. Blues/Baby What You Want Me to Do medley, plus Stanley's Song .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dr. Rock & Mr. Country Plays the Lead In the Byrds' Rebirth\\n\\nReview: After the disintegration of the original Byrds line-up, and a transitional country-rock album that was hated at least by the hardcore country-western music population, Roger McGuinn could hardly be blamed if he was found in a bad mood. But somehow he found the will to keep the group alive and continue to make Byrds music. In interviews years later, McGuinn would later express unsatisfaction over certain aspects of the latter-day Byrds era (despite positive interviews in the 60s), but musical history is extremely fortunate that he carried on, and \\\"Dr. Byrds & Mr. Hyde\\\" is the first souvenir from this productive era, despite the fact it failed to even break into the Top 150 on Billboard's album chart.\\nIronically, this album contained more original material than its much more successful follow-up \\\"Ballad of Easy Rider,\\\" and McGuinn decided to take lead vocals on all of the numbers here, at least for the time being until the audience was used to the change, but their playing here proves that vocals would be no challenge. Guitarist Clarence White had participated in numerous sessions with the group over the years, and his musical contributions to the latter-day Byrds are rivaled in importance only by friend and drummer Gene Parsons who, much like White, had become a veteran of the road. John York was brought in as the new bassist and though his stay in the group was short, it was nonetheless important, as here he proves to be a flexible and talented bass player (this is evident on the in-concert release \\\"Live at the Fillmore,\\\" and his creative input was more apparent on \\\"Ballad of Easy Rider\\\").\\nThe product of this new beginning certainly deserved its title; it showed two sides of the Byrds, a progressing experimental spirit and one that showed a great appreciation for country and southern roots. On any other album, the sequencing of two different styles would be uneven, but given Dr. Byrds' admission of the theme, it works surprisingly well. McGuinn's bitterness over the country music scene's negative reaction to the \\\"Sweetheart of the Rodeo\\\" album, and a general disillusionment with the hippie-era \\\"age of aquarius\\\" is apparent as the album opens up with a haunting, driven cover of Bob Dylan & The Band's `This Wheel's On Fire,' signalling doomsday and disdain. The Byrds' version of this much-covered song is the best ever recorded (next to Dylan & The Band's \\\"Basement Tapes\\\" version, and The Band's solo version). `King Apathy III' can be seen as McGuinn's accusations of hypocrisy towards the flower-power hippie movement as he sings of naive \\\"Middleclass suburban children, wearing costumes that reveal / Blindly follow recent pipers, with their mystical appeal.\\\" `Candy' (meant for the soundtrack of a film of the same name) could have cynicism under its unassuming nature, while `Child of the Universe' (for the same film) boasts stirring, dark music (highlighted by an effective kick-drum) that contradicts the lyrical content addressing the film's main character, proving that perhaps McGuinn was not persuaded by the movie's ideas. Throughout the album, the title's reference to the split personality of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is more and more fitting; the laid back country of `Old Blue' and `Your Gentle Way of Loving Me' contradicts the cosmic rock of `Wheel's On Fire' and `Child of the Universe,' which surprisingly is followed by White and Parsons' rowdy but organic country instrumental `Nashville West.' McGuinn and former member Gram Parson's `Drug Store Truck Drivin' Man' may be country, but it is actually a cynical reaction to the Nashville world's resentment of \\\"Sweetheart of the Rodeo\\\" (aimed at one disc jockey in particular). Some songs actually blend the different personalities; `King Apathy III' and `Bad Night at the Whiskey' have both slightly psychedelic/progressive tinges and country touches. The closing medley is a joy as well, containing a verse of Dylan's `My Back Pages' mixed with `B.J. Blues' and `Baby What You Want Me To Do,' McGuinn's vocals on the alternate version in this re-issue being a real treat.\\nUnfortunately, the public reactions to \\\"Dr. Byrds & Mr. Hyde\\\" were as mixed as the country and rock influences it contained. But time has aged the album well, as it is a glimpse at the Beginning of the End for the illusions of the flower-power age, and it is a refreshing example of a band starting from scratch while keeping their feet in two musical pools at once.\",\n \"Product: An expansive, 24-track live set from Floyd's blockbuster Division Bell tour. A complete performance of Dark Side Of The Moon is joined by Shine On You Crazy Diamond; Astronomy Domine; Wish You Were Here; Comfortably Numb; Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2; Run Like Hell, and more.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Overrated and Uninspired Live Album\\n\\nReview: It is so disappointing that a magnificent group of musicians like Pink Floyd could release an album of this low caliber, it's almost enough to make one cry. After the success of their 1994 studio accomplishment \\\"The Division Bell,\\\" a trademark flashy arena tour was guaranteed, but unfortunately the band stopped any chances of having a continuation in quality by releasing the uninspired, obligatory live double album \\\"Pulse.\\\"\\nThough fans flocked to buy it upon release, sending \\\"Pulse\\\" to the top of the charts, this live album is nothing special and is entirely overrated. At least TEN of the tracks here were included on 1988's live album (also a double-disc set) \\\"Delicate Sound Of Thunder;\\\" there's the usual performances of 'Shine On You Crazy Diamond,' 'Another Brick In the Wall (Part 2),' 'Run Like Hell,' 'Wish You Were Here,' 'Comfortably Numb,' among countless others. But what's this? Disc two comes with Pink Floyd's first live performance of \\\"Dark Side Of the Moon\\\" in twenty years! This should be great, right? Wrong. The music becomes unlistenable due to the hooting and hollering of the clueless fans in the audience, and the rendition is tissue-thin ('Money' is ruined by the abundance of backup singers).\\nHad \\\"Pulse\\\" not come right after \\\"The Division Bell,\\\" Pink Floyd might have been able to continue their streak of quality. But now, years later, it's apparent two things will stop that--self-proclaimed \\\"leader\\\" David Gilmour's laziness and egotism, and this uninspired live album which had no place being released.\",\n \"Product: Brand new\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Encapsulates the Film Perfectly\\n\\nReview: The brilliant film \\\"The Shawshank Redemption\\\" had Stephen King written all over it (it was based on his short novel), and the moods and themes of this marvelous soundtrack probably capture his unique imagination as well as the movie did. The creative spark of composer Thomas Newman passes through various themes and concepts, matched with the likes of Hank Williams and the Ink Spots (with 'If I Didn't Care,' a song that was a favorite of Redd Foxx's famous TV character Fred Sanford). The album also contains an opera piece that was best described by Morgan Freeman's character Red in the film, \\\"They were singing about something so beautiful that it can't be expressed in words...and makes your heart ache because of it.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Born to Run Thunder Road The River 18 Tracks Total\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: A Very Incomplete Retrospective\\n\\nReview: In the days before the rarity packed \\\"Tracks\\\" box set (which contained over SIXTY B-sides, rarities, and out-takes), Bruce Springsteen's \\\"Greatest Hits\\\" was the official awaited compilation...unfortunately, its track selection is obviously less than complete, and in many ways, goes against what Springsteen stands for--giving in to the notion of celebrating only the \\\"hits\\\" and not what truly holds merit seems to be a bit of a sell-out. And of course, the usual defense for compilation albums is that it \\\"introduces new fans,\\\" but it's far more worthwhile to buy the complete albums. Nonetheless, there are many classic chart toppers, but again, it is obvious that the Boss's truly best work is being ignored--the absence of any material from the overlooked \\\"Greetings From Asbury Park, NJ\\\" and \\\"The Wild, The Innocent, & the E Street Shuffle\\\" is a downer, and the very limited selection of songs from the albums \\\"Darkness on the Edge of Town,\\\" \\\"The River,\\\" and \\\"Nebraska\\\" is an injustice. Even the seldom-noted \\\"Human Touch\\\" and \\\"Lucky Town\\\" albums could have been represented much better. A two disc set would have been more appropriate. Including the soundtrack single \\\"Streets of Philedelphia\\\" was a good move, and \\\"Secret Garden\\\" and \\\"Murder, Incorporated\\\" are two fine, unreleased tracks. But the other two new songs, \\\"Blood Brothers\\\" and especially \\\"This Hard Land\\\" are extremely predictable, uninspired and generic Springsteen rockers. An overall poor compilation from a magnificent artist.\",\n \"Product: This Scottish band rocked hard on this 1975 LP, but it was Love Hurts -the original power ballad-that finally brought them stateside fame. The song hit #8, the album reached #17; you'll also find heavy hitters like Hair of the Dog; Miss Misery , and Changin' Times .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Landmark Recording For the Hard Rock Genre\\n\\nReview: If there were a museum that showcased the most essential albums in hard rock, Nazareth's \\\"Hair of the Dog\\\" would surely be behind a glass display case. It streamlined all of the important aspects that characterized the genre; gritty, riff-driven rock and a great level of accessibility. The album is full of talking-guitar techniques, powerhouse structures, and most importantly, a flexibility that is rarely found in most heavy metal albums: ballads that meant something and rockers that meant even more. Nazareth was one of the few bands that could pull off an equal balance of driving rock and power ballads that didn't sound overdone and empty. For instance, it's hard to find a band that could execute the anthemic title track, then craft a ballad such as the rendition of 'Love Hurts.' (It's a shame however that the power-ballad category would be turned into nothing more than a musical joke in the next decade, due to acts like Poison, Whitesnake, or Warrant.) Some more interesting moments are found in 'Rose in the Heather,' the doom of 'Miss Misery,' and the paranoid closer 'Please Don't Judas Me,' one of the songs that shows that not all songs associated with the word 'experiment' are wastes of time. All told, \\\"Hair of the Dog\\\" is an essential piece of rock music, the blueprint for many acts to follow.\",\n \"Product: Supertramp ~ Brother Where You Bound\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A New Sound Costs Supertramp Their Acclaim\\n\\nReview: When this one-of-a-kind pop rock band released their chart-topping hit album, \\\"Breakfast In America\\\" in 1979, critics claimed that Supertramp could become, quote, \\\"the best-sounding art-rock band in existence\\\" if they centered in on the sophisticated English pop they had become renowned for. But in an act of near bravery, Supertramp denied the critics and continued to move in a more bluesier direction, which soon resulted in the departure of primary co-songwriter Roger Hodgson. The decision to forge on with a much more R&B flavored sound cost the band a crucial member, a piece of their fan-base, not to mention most of their popular acclaim and record sales, but perhaps these hard facts make 1985's \\\"Brother Where You Bound\\\" so unique.\\nThis set captures the now four-man Supertramp at the start of a new era, led by songwriter Rick Davies, rounded out by veteran members Dougie Thomson, John Helliwell, and Bob Siebenberg. Bravely discarding the advice and obvious perferences of their critics, they created a maverick piece of work. From track one, Supertramp grabs your attention with the gripping, lovelorn suite 'Cannonball.' From there, the band adds their trademark sense of sophistication and style, with the mysteriously poignant 'No Inbetween,' and especially the title track, one of the band's most accomplished and intriguing songs, as the album is wrapped up with the glimmers of 'Ever Open Door.'\\nHowever, the door was actually closed with this promising set; \\\"Brother Where You Bound\\\" was Supertramp's last album to enter the top 40, and subsequent releases would find only modest success. Nonetheless, the quality would remain the same. A hard price to pay for such great music.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ex-Genesis Singer Showcases His Talents In One Effort\\n\\nReview: While fans were still reeling from the shock of Peter Gabriel's exodus from prog-rock supergroup Genesis, he gave the music world another rattle to the brain with his first LP, a bold and remarkable collection that put several of Gabriel's talents under the microscope and put them in the public's consciousness with one swift blow. Decades later, the album is still as fresh and meticulous as any world-music recording being released today.\\n\\nMaybe the term \\\"world music\\\" isn't as applicable here as it would later be throughout the performer's career, but the artist was obviously embracing a wide range of genres, especially the quirk of new wave art rock. Peter Gabriel's mood however seems to lead one to believe he was observing an impending doom, and he blasted that message through the speakers on the ominous opener `Moribund the Burgermeister,' a perfect choice for the album's first track, showcasing the singer's anguished voice, a giant horn arrangement, and bizarre but enjoyable vocal sound effects. `Down the Dolce Vita' embodies some straightforward rock (albeit with dramatic horn and string pieces) with the same gloom of the opener, the unusual nightclub blues of `Waiting For the Big One,' and the album's climactic finale, `Here Comes the Flood.' To many, the most notable moments were Gabriel's trademark ability to craft genius ballads like the personal `Solsbury Hill' and `Humdrum.' Then, almost as a \\\"just because I can\\\" gesture, Gabriel included `Excuse Me,' an odd step into barber shop quartet.\\n\\nOne of the defining art rock albums of all time, Peter Gabriel's first solo flight is certainly that; a soaring flight into an array of musical horizons. It also contained some of the most meticulous and clinical production on any album of the late 70s, without the flaw of being pompous or over-produced. But more importantly it set in stone Peter Gabriel's long list of talents, and as his many albums that followed would show, he had many more to share, as both he and his former band Genesis ventured into their respective commercial successes with fresh starts.\",\n \"Product: Dc Ac ~ Who Made Who\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Creative in the Use of Hard Rock for a Horror Movie Score\\n\\nReview: At first glance at the track list, it would appear that this disc is a small best-of/greatest hits package, but obviously that's not the purpose of this album due to the absence of obligatory tracks like 'Highway To Hell,' 'Back in Black,' 'Dirty Deeds,' the list goes on. Actually, \\\"Who Made Who\\\" is the official soundtrack (minus Roger Miller's 'King of the Road') to Stephen King's 80s horror movie \\\"Maximum Overdrive,\\\" a film that has since become a minor cult classic about a day machines and other electronic devices begin to take over the world and kill their human inventors.\\nThe fact that someone like Stephen King chose AC/DC to supply the music to his deliciously tongue-in-cheek movie seems ironic, but it actually fits, and once you watch the film you'll get it (he would do it again by using punk pioneers The Ramones for 'Pet Sematary').\\nAs for the music, the album contains only three then-unreleased songs, but the others are a neat sampler for those interested in material from the first few AC/DC albums with Brian Johnson, with one song from the Bon Scott era ('Ride On'), which is a great song--one of the few, if not the only, sympathetic ballads in AC/DC's catalog--but it's not exactly the best song to use when introducing someone to Bon Scott's contributions to the group, one of the many factors that dispell the \\\"best of\\\" label some put on the album.\\nAs for the three songs written for the film, the track 'Who Made Who' is surprisingly sincere, and slightly more restrained in its approach when compared to AC/DC's signature sound. It's hard to say what the lyrics are about; there are a few references to machines like video games and satellites, so they may relate to the film's theme, but the rest is hard to figure out, but the song is a great one anyway, making it the best AC/DC song that's not about women and/or booze (other good examples being 'Spellbound,' 'Night of the Long Knives,' 'Let There Be Rock,' 'Back in Black,' the rarity 'Cold Hearted Man,' and many others). The two instrumentals meanwhile, 'D.T' and 'Chase the Ace' both display infectious guitar hooks, and probably would have become two more AC/DC classics if lyrics and had been given to them.\\nApparently, some different versions and/or mixes were used in the film for some of the songs, and there were even a few brief guitar pieces used that are not present on the album, which would be great to have, but even so \\\"Who Made Who\\\" is a delightful album to own. And as usual, it's fitting for fans to blare from their speakers, even if it's an odds and ends collection.\",\n \"Product: Audio CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Album That Affirmed AC/DC's Stance in Rock-n-Roll\\n\\nReview: Prior to \\\"The Razor's Edge,\\\" AC/DC's first album of the 1990's, and throughout a good deal of the 80's, the band had found itself being gradually overshadowed by a musical world of glam-pop and synthesizers, of hairspray and power ballads, but amazingly they never once negotiated their rock-n-roll prowess. And now the near-twenty year veterans of rock were entering the early '90's--the days of Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, and a movement of wannabe punk bands from Seattle angry at nothing. If AC/DC's first offering of this decade failed to hit the Top Twenty, it certainly wouldn't be a surprise to many--however, with the accomplished \\\"The Razor's Edge\\\" AC/DC found themselves in the Billboard Top Ten (this set hit #2) for the first time in nearly seven years.\\n\\\"The Razor's Edge\\\" is a marvelous set of twelve finely crafted songs, all of them holding a delightful sneer, notably the classic opener 'Thunderstruck,' 'Are You Ready,' and the title track (which could be one of AC/DC's most adept songs ever). 'Moneytalks' shows Brian Johnson's vocal ability going beyond its former limits (though the album's absence of his lyrics is puzzling) while the blue collar salute 'Goodbye and Good Riddance to Bad Luck' goes great with the rest of the album's songs.\\nYielding a superior recording quality and fine arrangements and productions, \\\"The Razor's Edge\\\" is a fundamental element in the lexicon of a band who refused to compromise their traditional yet unique brand of hard rock.\",\n \"Product: Dc Ac ~ Powerage\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Powerage\\\" is Not For the Narrow-Minded AC/DC Fan\\n\\nReview: If the title of my review is a bit misleading, let me start by clarifying that in my view, 1978's \\\"Powerage\\\" is the best of AC/DC's era with the late singer Bon Scott (God rest his soul). But be warned, all you narrow-minded rockers who only expect the standard guitar-driven salutes to booze and women, \\\"Powerage\\\" is different, and far exceeds the limitations of AC/DC's previous works (and even some material after it). This record is far more accomplished, making it the most progressed and traditionally intelligent album of their '70's era.\\nGraced with Bon Scott's sneering howl and an unexpected bluesy spark, \\\"Powerage\\\" shows AC/DC at one of their peaks; the tracks are excellent and fit the band perfectly. 'Rock and Roll Damnation' is one of the most poignantly written blistering rock songs of all time, while 'Down Payment Blues,' 'Riff Raff,' 'Gimme a Bullet,' and 'Kicked in the Teeth' make it seem as if a Delta blues band attended an AC/DC concert and changed their tune. 'Sin City' is a growling and dare I say forewarning look at Las Vegas infidelity, while 'Up to My Neck in You' and 'Gone Shootin' (a true classic) are superb. But the highlight of \\\"Powerage\\\" is no doubt 'What's Next to the Moon,' which is sheer poetry from the view of a gritty rock and roller.\\nIt's a shame that \\\"Powerage\\\" has been slightly obscured by its predecessor (1977's \\\"Let There Be Rock\\\") and its follow-up (the hit \\\"Highway to Hell\\\") because this set exceeds both of them. And though it is superior than AC/DC's other 70's material, it still matches them perfectly--even if it shines brighter.\",\n \"Product: Lightfoot,Gordon ~ Summertime Dream\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Only Lightfoot Could Create a \\\"Dream\\\" Like This\\n\\nReview: Shipwrecks, old seadogs who would storm the gates of hell, a room full of ghosts and desolation, and an ocean of ruins are not exactly the things one would find in a summertime dream, a reference so pure that the listener finds that they've been wonderfully misled once they dive into this, one of Gordon Lightfoot's greatest albums. Irony is something that has always drifted into Lightfoot's music, and has always made it all the more unique. Unfortunately, an ironic fact here is that \\\"Summertime Dream,\\\" released in 1976, was the last album of the singer/songwriter's wave of popularity.\\nIn characteristic fashion, Lightfoot ends his era of commercial popularity with a bang, and \\\"Summertime Dream\\\" boasts a body of some of the most solid, conscious songs ever produced in the 70s. Most of the songs here contain some reference to the ocean, a metaphorical symbol that would be cliched with any other artist, but Lightfoot keeps his lyrical prowess flowing like the waters he describes. The first notes of \\\"Summertime Dream\\\" are misleading, as an upbeat tune describes a 'Race Among the Ruins,' one of many Lightfoot songs that should have been more commercially successful than it actually was. The album's biggest hit, the harrowing true story 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald' remains popular to this day, and is a lasting example of the soft-spoken folk era gritting its teeth and unleashing a powerful, ominous tale that defies the old acoustic formula. But it doesn't end there, as some of Lightfoot's most stirring imagery unveils itself in 'Too Many Clues in This Room,' and 'Protocol,' but the title track seems to be an honest, lyrically whistful song set amidst such deep tunes as these. There's even some old wisdom appearing in the nearly 40 year old Lightfoot (as of 1976) in 'The House You Live In,' seemingly reflecting New Testament teachings (\\\"And the house you live in will never fall down if you pity the stranger who stands at your gate\\\").\\nLike most of Gordon Lightfoot's material, this album is more dense and meaningful than his associations with the \\\"folk\\\" genre allow people to realize. \\\"Summertime Dream\\\" may have been among the last of Lightfoot's commercially successful releases, but it certainly wasn't the last breath of his poignancy and musical determination.\",\n \"Product: 1973 album by legendary rockers Deep Purple.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The Purple Arena-Eater is Slain (Pardon the Terrible Metaphor)\\n\\nReview: For an album that even the band's members call their worst, \\\"Who Do We Think We Are\\\" holds up surprisingly well. What keeps the album together, ironically, is the tension and exhaustion that runs through it. Deep Purple were at the crest of a wave of meteoric success that had seen now-legendary albums \\\"In Rock,\\\" \\\"Fireball,\\\" \\\"Machine Head\\\" and \\\"Made in Japan.\\\" But as inevitable as a rich, boring white guy in a Republican primary, Deep Purple began to come apart; enmity between singer Ian Gillan and guitarist Ritchie Blackmore culminated in the former's departure after the album (their feud, and at one time friendship, is captured brilliantly on the manic 'Smooth Dancer'), exiting along with bassist Roger Glover.\\nAs usual when things fell apart with the rest of the band, organist Jon Lord and drummer Ian Paice are the lifeguards of the music (see the restored \\\"Last Concert in Japan\\\" for a great later example of this); Lord's playing on the hit 'Woman From Tokyo' seems to replace and overshadow the disenchanted Blackmore (who recorded most of his parts separately from Gillan), and Paice's calculated fury is all over the album. But 'Mary Long' finds the group predictably attacking \\\"clean-up TV\\\" spokeswoman Mary Whitehouse, an obligatory subject in 70s rock (see Pink Floyd's \\\"Pigs\\\"), 'Place in Line' is a boring, lifeless blues number, and though it's plenty beaty, 'Rat Bat Blue' doesn't help matters. 'Super Trouper' however is a strange, if fascinating, lament for a rock n' roll casualty, the narratives that Gillan has always captured so well, and 'Our Lady' ends the album on an unexpected but somehow beautiful note, like a plane crash in slow motion in which no one is hurt, but the passengers simply leave the wreckage and go their separate ways.\\nPurple would of course continue for a few more years without Gillan and Glover, replacing them with David Coverdale and Glenn Hughes respectably, and recording two respectable albums, \\\"Burn\\\" and \\\"Stormbringer.\\\" But neither of those albums would fully capture the hard-edged metal this lineup had helped to innovate. \\\"Who Do We Think We Are,\\\" though not a classic like its immediate predecessors, was like hearing a juggernaut machine grind to a halt, its gears emitting beautiful rock n' roll screeches as it died.\\n(This remastered and expanded edition of \\\"Who Do We Think We Are\\\" is well worth the price, not only for the restoration of the neurotic record, but also for Roger Glover's copious liner notes.)\",\n \"Product: Certified Gold by the RIAA (11/97).\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: What a Breakup Album Should Be\\n\\nReview: Breakup albums should not be pretty. They shouldn't be full of introspective emotion like \\\"Bridge Over Troubled Water,\\\" nor should they be solid, cohesive efforts like \\\"Synchronicity.\\\" Albums recorded by bands in danger of falling apart should be scattered, uneven, and should sound as if the band could implode at any moment. Though Black Sabbath's \\\"Never Say Die!\\\" wasn't a breakup album in the strictest sense, it did signal the end of their partnership with frontman Ozzy Osbourne, who would soon be booted out for being too messed up on drugs, by a band messed up on drugs. The unsteady state of the entire band, however, makes \\\"Never Say Die!\\\" a textbook definition of what an album should sound like when it signals the end of an era. The opening title track is exciting, and by far the album's best song, and 'Shock Wave,' 'Johnny Blade,' and 'Junior's Eyes' have enough of the doom and gloom that made Black Sabbath the greatest heavy metal band of the 70s. But elsewhere, the record lacks any direction. 'A Hard Road,' despite being catchy enough, shows the band had no great ideas at the time, and other songs like 'Over To You,' 'Air Dance,' and 'Swinging the Chain' echo the same, but cross the line into boring.\",\n \"Product: RAMONES PLEASANT DREAMS\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Pleasant Dreams,\\\" an Apology for \\\"End Of the Century\\\"\\n\\nReview: The Ramones' 1981 album \\\"Pleasant Dreams\\\" followed \\\"End Of the Century,\\\" released the previous year. Produced by Phil Spector, that album was one of the punk pioneers' most curious releases and was later labelled by some of the band members themselves as being their worst album. \\\"Pleasant Dreams\\\" however takes much of the departures in sound that were found on \\\"End Of the Century,\\\" and puts them back in tune so that they broaden the Ramones' limited sound, while still appreciating their punk essence.\\n'We Want the Airwaves' is a perfect example; it finds that Johnny Ramone has forgotten the three-chord buzzsaw guitar hooks that were so evident on their debut. The song remains one of his best guitar moments. The album carries on in suitable form with 'All's Quiet On the Eastern Front' and the grin-inducing but repetitve 'The KKK Took My Baby Away.' Joey Ramones' vocals are most flexible on 'It's Not My Place,' while 'You Didn't Mean Anything To Me' and 'This Business is Killing Me' are worthy additions to the band's lexicon.\\nAs with most of the recent re-issues, \\\"Pleasant Dreams\\\" contains a slew of bonus tracks that are surely worth having, while not overbearing the album's original content, which is worth having even on its own. On the bleaker side, \\\"Pleasant Dreams\\\" was a reminder at the time that proved the acts that they had inspired (i.e., the punk bands that ripped them off) were now unrightfully overshadowing their punk forefathers.\",\n \"Product: Talking Heads ~ Stop Making Sense: Talking Head\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Startling, Innovative (If Overlooked) Concert Presentation\\n\\nReview: This 1984 concert journal by the Talking Heads--in my opinion the most unique and inventive new wave band of all time--has long been hailed for its originality and poignancy, but has never quite received the appreciation it deserves. But perhaps this very worthwhile re-issue of \\\"Stop Making Sense\\\" will persuade critics to give it another look.\\nBut as for the classic original in 1984, if the Talking Heads' critics didn't fully know what they were about before, they sure knew it when they were graced with \\\"Stop Making Sense.\\\" The glorious result of the band's tour for their previous studio set \\\"Speaking in Tongues,\\\" \\\"Stop Making Sense\\\" was the soundtrack to the Talking Heads' concert film/documentary, directed by Jonathan Demme.\\nThis will sound cliched and naive, but I think that \\\"Stop Making Sense\\\"--aside from being a marvelous concert film--boasts some of the purest live recordings ever. Instead of gritty and inaudible music, barely noticable compared to the hooping and hollering of the audience, the Talking Heads and their guest musicians execute a power and a graceful and delicate force. The performances of their studio gems hold completely different and interesting arrangements, both vocally and musically, giving each song a new dimension and flexibility (as if they did not have them before). But overall, the product is listenable, with no drawn out improvisations to make up for a lack of material--each note is worked to perfection. \\\"Stop Making Sense\\\" proves to anyone the unique and brilliant world of the Talking Heads, and is a perfect accompanyment to an equally striking film.\\nThis re-issue is worth the wait. The extra tracks are well chosen and well balanced, while still appreciating the original product. In fact, I recommend the \\\"Stop Making Sense\\\" re-issue as opposed to the original. Not to sound like a greedy salesman, but you'll definitely get the best for your buck.\",\n \"Product: Released 1985 MCA Records, Inc.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: For the Listener Who Only Wants the Hits\\n\\nReview: The later released 2-disc set \\\"Show Biz Kids\\\" was for the fan who wasn't ready for a relationship, yet still wanted a lesson in the musical tapestry of Steely Dan...but \\\"A Decade Of\\\" is strictly for the listener who wants only the radio favorites and none of the details. These 14 songs document Steely Dan's first era before their 1980 dissolution, with two tracks from each album, except \\\"The Royal Scam\\\" which is only represented by one. If you don't want a musical commitment, or are on a very tight musical budget, \\\"A Decade of Steely Dan\\\" is for you. You'll get the hits and steal a small glimpse at the minds of their creators, Walter Becker and Donald Fagen; the pop of 'FM,' 'Babylon Sisters,' 'Peg,' and the gutters of 'Black Friday' and 'Kid Charlemagne' will still teach you something.\",\n \"Product: Sounds great, Plays perfect.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Youthanasia\\\" Gives Heavy Metal A Decent Name\\n\\nReview: In most ways, heavy metal foursome Megadeth is a more intelligent and musically flexible version of Metallica; this is not made surprising (or derivative), as guitarist/vocalist Dave Mustaine was the former's original lead guitarist, and his writing influence was even felt by Metallica to their second album--all after he had been fired from the band. Relevant comparisons aside, Mustaine, Nick Menza, Marty Friedman, & David Ellefson continue to prove their dominance of heavy metal (and give Metallica a run for their money when it comes to merit) with their 1994 masterpiece, the inventive, yet underappreciated, \\\"Youthanasia.\\\"\\nThe tracks contained on this disc are pure heavy metal, and still hold a powerful musical and lyrical element of classical arrangements, as heard in the intro of 'Blood Of Heroes' (which also displays great vocal mixing) and the harrowing 'A Tout Le Monde.' 'Train Of Consequences' sounds like an updated rock version of Alfred Noyes' poem \\\"The Highwayman\\\" while other songs like the title track, 'Family Tree,' and 'Addicted To Chaos' are so genuinely real they are nearly heartwrenching.\\n\\\"Youthanasia\\\" remains a surreal heavy metal accomplishment, though slightly obscured by some of Megadeth's more often-noted albums. The band attributes its label as \\\"below standards\\\" to producer Max Norman's theory that the tracks had to be 250 beats a minute in order to get on the radio (as they contend in an interview with the magazine \\\"Maximum Guitar\\\"). Nonetheless, \\\"Youthanasia\\\" is solid, and its heavy metal foundation is both blistering and gutwrenching.\",\n \"Product: With Broken China, Pink Floyd's resident keyboard genius looks profoundly toward the future. This album explores deep musical terrain with evocative polyrhythms, world music influences and classical-sonic landscapes; as one would expect from Wright, the overall feeling is mysterious and brooding. Noted musicians include drummer Manu Katche (Peter Gabriel) and influential bassist Pino Palladino. Two tracks, \\\"Reaching for the Rail\\\" and \\\"Breakthrough,\\\" feature compelling vocals by Sinead O'Connor.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Musician Regains his Confidence\\n\\nReview: As if Pink Floyd keyboard virtuoso Richard Wright hadn't already made himself a \\\"mystery musician\\\" with his complex dazzling music and one-sided empty grin, his 1996 solo fare \\\"Broken China\\\" firmly established that enigmatic tone his music has always seemed to take.\\nPerhaps the most fulfilling thing about Wright's \\\"Broken China\\\" is that the keyboardist is found back in tune with himself, his purpose, and his music. Wright is often known to be unsatisfied with a lot of his work, and a bad case of writer's block in the late 1970s resulted in his exodus from Pink Floyd and two less than perfect solo projects. However, with \\\"Broken China,\\\" the confidence which Wright regained from his reunion with Floyd has obviously paid off as he goes solo once more.\\nThis 16-song cycle is a semi-conceptual piece dealing with the state of depression, something Wright's music expresses without flaws; his glistening musical arrangements blend together in a surreal flow, with the classic electronic touch. Former Pink Floyd session-contributor Anthony Moore's assistance is worthwhile on such great tracks as 'Night Of a Thousand Furry Toys,' 'Woman Of Custom,' and especially 'Reaching For the Rail' and 'Breakthrough' (both of which see Sinead O'Connor in guest spots). But Wright's work alone in the musical value makes \\\"Broken China\\\" the great work it is, evident on 'Satellite' and 'Sweet July.'\\n\\\"Broken China\\\" may very well be Richard Wright's masterpiece so far, even if the \\\"new age\\\" label is a bit far fetched. The confidence of a great musician is back and gleaming, and the album's ultimate result is above satisfactory.\",\n \"Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original 1993 Rhino/Pyramid Records release. Catalog R2-71564. There is a hole punch through the UPC and booklet.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: \\\"Another victory for The Band...\\\"\\n\\nReview: It seems I've changed my mind about this album a couple times, but this time I've changed it for good.\\nThere are many cases in rock and roll history when a principle songwriter leaves a group and assumes he's left his bandmates in the dust; the remaining members regroup and go on to continued success, but their fan base and their critics become divided as to whether they're still \\\"the real deal\\\" or not (the likes of Pink Floyd and Supertramp come to mind). And who knew The Band would join those ranks when they released \\\"Jericho\\\" in 1993, their first studio album since 1977's \\\"Islands,\\\" and their first without former songwriter Robbie Robertson (and member Richard Manuel, who committed suicide in 1986).\\nRobertson's claim as to why he has not participated with his former colleagues is as follows; \\\"We'd made a movie [The Last Waltz] about it and everything. I didn't want to say 'Just kidding!'\\\" However, the album \\\"Jericho\\\" itself has not made \\\"The Last Waltz\\\" a lie; even Robertson says that the Waltz was meant to be an end to their touring days only, and that The Band had intentions of continuing their studio career. In fact, Band members were talking about the possibility of another studio album as late as 1980. However, the \\\"reunion tours\\\" of the 80s did make \\\"The Last Waltz\\\" a questionable event. But since the Waltz only represented the end of touring, a new studio album does not hender the original meaning of one of the greatest concert films of all time. If that was the case, \\\"Islands\\\" would have made The Band liars in 1977. But since that's not the case, \\\"Jericho\\\" is nothing more than a triumph for The Band.\\nLongtime members Rick Danko, Garth Hudson, and Levon Helm welcome sidemen Jim Weider, Richard Bell, and Randy Ciarlante to make one of their most sincere, honest albums. Of course, the reunited Band now has the same symptom as the reunited Pink Floyd...that is adding a slew of unnecessary sidemen and outside songwriters. But once you ignore that, \\\"Jericho\\\" is a moving and powerful album; 'Too Soon Gone' finds The Band mourning for their lost mate Richard Manuel, while the ghostly but lovely 'Country Boy' includes vocals by the late singer, recorded just five months before his suicide. 'The Caves of Jericho' features a great vocal performance from Helm, and 'Blind Willie McTell' is The Band's first version of a Bob Dylan song since 1971, and a rousing cover of Bruce Springsteen's overlooked 'Atlantic City' is The Band at their best.\",\n \"Product: Featuring the classic King Crimson lineup of Robert Fripp, John Wetton (Asia), Bill Bruford (Yes) and David Cross, this historical concert recorded live at the Amsterdam Concertgebouw on November 15, 1973, previously only heard as part of the BBC in concert series and on a number of poor quality bootlegs. All tracks have been completely remixed form the 16-track master tapes, packaged with a 20 page booklet. Track highlights include: \\\"Easy Money, \\\" \\\"Exiles, \\\" \\\"The Night Watch, \\\" \\\"The Talking Drum\\\" and more!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of Rock's Finest Moments Caught on Tape\\n\\nReview: Fans of the legendary King Crimson should be thankful that co-founder and mainstay Robert Fripp has such an obsessive pattern of archiving the Crims' various live performances. This late 1973 gig at the Concertgebouw in Amsterdam features the most hailed Crimson line-up of Fripp (guitars), John Wetton (bass/vocals), David Cross (violins, etc) and Bill Bruford (percussion), in a furry of musical bliss from the frightening to the beautiful, from the ominous textures to the shadowy lines, from the words of anger to the words of mourning.\\n\\\"The Night Watch\\\" is, simply put, one of the greatest rock concerts ever caught on tape. Today, live albums have become stop-gap releases more than ever, available mostly through TV offers, with a tacky keychain or poster thrown in. And unfortunately, since this performance was released over twenty years after it happened, it will probably only be seen by many as a nostalgia release. But we know better.\\nKing Crimson blew fans away with their studio albums, but as a live entity they were an unmovable mountain. Despite all its mind-boggling complexity (and Fripp's own criticism, evident in his extensive liner notes), this band invaded whatever venue they were scheduled and produced a sound that could fill a stadium yet still possess enough grace to fit in a concert hall. Selections such as 'Easy Money,' 'Lament,' and '21st Century Schizoid Man,' would have made a stadium audience stamp their feet and hold lighters high in the air, while 'The Night Watch,' 'Trio,' and 'Fracture' mesmerized those in the more intimate venues.\\nIf you only buy one live album by King Crimson (there are many), \\\"The Night Watch\\\" is perfect. Around 26 minutes of these exact recordings were supposedly used for the \\\"Starless and Bible Black\\\" album (after overdubbs and studio polishing), but nonetheless, \\\"The Night Watch\\\" is a moving piece of history from these musical heroes.\",\n \"Product: Journey ~ Greatest Hits Live\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An Amazing Document of Journey's Live Conquest of the 80s\\n\\nReview: Prompted by the ecstatic success of their 1996 reunion album \\\"Trial By Fire,\\\" Journey issued \\\"Greatest Hits Live,\\\" a startling document of their domination of the 1980s touring grounds. Despite the title, this is definitely not a mere re-release of hits, presented live in an empty manner of sweetening the deal. And though most of the tracks here were indeed hits, Journey soldiers through a fine canon of work with an explosive energy that challenges the original versions.\\nDespite some re-mixing by Kevin Shirley (who produced \\\"Trial By Fire\\\"), \\\"Greatest Hits Live\\\" possesses a truly live feel due to the fact that no overdubs were included. Culled from 1981 and 83 performances in Tokyo, Oklahoma, and Texas, Journey triumphs with the enduring and well-chosen introduction 'Don't Stop Believin,' and brilliantly shifts tempos and strengths on tracks like 'Lights,' 'Send Her My Love,' and 'Still They Ride.' 'Wheel in the Sky' was a great choice to end concerts with, as the subject of carnival life applies to a life of a touring rock band. The output of vocalist Steve Perry, guitarist Neal Schon, and keyboardist Jonathan Cain shine bright, but it's also worth noting that the rhythm section of Ross Valory and Steve Smith (bass and drums, respectively) are particularly worth mentioning, as the recording techniques bring justice to the their tight and energetic rhythms.\\nJourney was one of the biggest bands of the 1980s, despite the critical association with the dreaded \\\"80s pop\\\" sound. As if the earlier released \\\"Captured\\\" didn't show their power on stage, \\\"Greatest Hits Live\\\" showcases the ominous, unlimited spectacle that is Journey.\",\n \"Product: 1975 album for Epic. Nine tracks, including 'The Grind', 'Homeward Strut', 'Dreamer' and the title track.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Review of the song \\\"Wild Dogs\\\"\\n\\nReview: At first glance, this song doesn't look very creative on paper. A hard rock artist with a song named 'Wild Dogs' doesn't conjure much to the imagination. For one thing it was recorded and co-written by a notoriously fast-living guitarist, who had played with the rock and roll likes of The James Gang and hard rock legends Deep Purple. And besides all of that, the title 'Wild Dogs' seems like one of the most over-used, generic titles for a rock song.\\nBut it's not; Tommy Bolin's 'Wild Dogs' is one of those rock songs that brings a unique, emotional viewpoint to a subject that was turned into a mere cliche by other rock bands throughout the years. The song finds this accomplished guitarist playing the part of a lonely, wandering drifter, a theme that makes it tempting to say the song was autobiographical. The slight melancholy in Bolin's voice is contrasted and strengthened by able backing instrumentation and a melody that is rough for the ears to form, but enjoyable nonetheless, as the musician sings of the weary, sad sounds of \\\"wild dogs howling in the night.\\\"\\nThe song was played during Deep Purple's late 1975 tour of Japan, and a great version from those shows is available on their live archival release \\\"This Time Around: Live In Tokyo '75,\\\" and of course Bolin's solo versions, live and in the studio. 'Wild Dogs' is an overlooked gem in hard rock, a great song that demonstrates a reality in the fast-living life of a rock and roll man, and a sadly prophetic one at that, due to Bolin's death from a drug overdose.\",\n \"Product: 1990 album from legendary rockers Deep Purple.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: The Dubious Distinction of Deep Purple's Worst Album\\n\\nReview: In a 2008 interview, former Rainbow crooner Joe Lynn Turner and his hair painted a somewhat euphoric picture of \\\"Slaves & Masters,\\\" the only album he recorded with Deep Purple. He had replaced the recently fired Ian Gillan, whose notoriously strained relationship with guitarist Ritchie Blackmore had led to his second (or third) exit from the band. Turner said he had urged Deep Purple to go into a more \\\"commercial\\\" direction, \\\"much like Desmond Child and Aerosmith.\\\"\\n...what? Turning Deep Purple into a glam-commercial pop-rock group is like giving Jason Statham a role written for Michael Cera. If 1987's \\\"The House of Blue Light\\\" had been (unfairly) called \\\"Deep Purple trying uncomfortably to sound like Rainbow,\\\" then \\\"Slaves & Masters\\\" was a full-blown foray into wuss-rock. Not that Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow had been wuss-rock, but...well, it was, but they sounded far better, and wuss-rocked far harder, than \\\"Slaves & Masters.\\\"\\nSo, on this 1990 album, Turner, Blackmore, Roger Glover, Ian Paice, and Jon Lord churn out an embarrassing mix of a Warranty, Def Leppardy, Bon Jovi...y, glammy, distinctly late 80s/early 90s generic rock. Many Purple fans - and Purple themselves - have called 1973's \\\"Who Do We Think We Are?\\\" the band's worst album, but at least it embodied the band in its turmoil, fitting for the unsung heroes of heavy metal. Jon Lord does some impressive work, even if he uses some now-heavily dated equipment, and Ian Paice anchors things with his drumming, but it seems Roger Glover's bass is buried, as the album is terribly mixed. The attempt at a bluesy sound in 'Fire in the Basement' is watered down and weak, while tracks like 'Truth Hurts' find Turner crooning as if he's fronting Cinderella, the rest of the band all the while trying to keep the nails-for-breakfast metal they innovated from clawing through the weak production.\\nDon't get me wrong - the presence of the extremely talented Turner did not make this album lame. What made \\\"Slaves & Masters\\\" a poor effort was that it didn't need to happen; there was no inspiration, motivation, and no Gillan. Deep Purple's heralded \\\"Perfect Strangers\\\" reunion in 1984 produced two great studio albums and awesome sold-out concert performances, but the reunion of the MkII lineup was dragged on too long. Their post-Blackmore efforts have been outstanding, but the initial spark of the MkII reunion was gone, and \\\"Slaves & Masters\\\" did not have the sound or the power to reinvigorate it.\",\n \"Product: The Band The Band UK CD album\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Brilliant Backwoods Americana Amidst the Swinging 60s\\n\\nReview: \\\"The Brown Album\\\" is no \\\"Music From Big Pink.\\\" But then again, \\\"Music From Big Pink\\\" is no Brown Album. The Band followed their brilliant, acclaimed debut without missing a beat in the heart of their flowing creativity. The sound of \\\"Big Pink\\\" had been so unique that it was impossible to attach it to a specific era, while \\\"The Brown Album\\\" is a distinct musical vision of an electrified \\\"old days\\\" matched with an acoustic backwoods accent. Each of the original twelve songs on the album seem as if they originated from an innocent jam session from the 1800's era Appalachian Mountains, and whisked away into a modern studio in 1969.\\n\\\"The Brown Album\\\" was officially titled simply \\\"The Band\\\" (like the Beatles' \\\"White Album\\\" is also called \\\"The Beatles\\\" and Metallica's \\\"Black Album\\\" is also called \\\"Metallica\\\"; but neither of those albums deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as this accomplishment). From the moment they cross the Great Divide, The Band harps from their own land of Americana, but the feelings they proclaim on the album are still applicable to the times, as genuine as a bottle of moonshine that could have been brewed in 1969 or 1869. Rick Danko's fiddle on 'Rag Mama Rag' sounds as if he travelled back in time with a tape recorder, while Levon Helm's distinctly Southern voice punctuates this song and several others. 'The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down' is an emotion-stirring portrait from the Civil War, while the \\\"drunkard's dream\\\" 'Up On Cripple Creek' portrays a funky Delta epoch, with Garth Hudson taking a turn at the clavinette, with brilliantly quirky results. Richard Manuel meanwhile gives a typically astounding vocal on 'King Harvest,' a character study of determination and hardship, capped off by a sonic \\\"minimalism\\\" guitar solo from Robbie Robertson. It's nothing short of amazing that a group could make such a solid, believable statement during the swinging 60s with songs like 'Jemima Surrender,' 'Whispering Pines,' or 'Rockin' Chair.'\\nAside from becoming one of The Band's most acclaimed pieces of work, \\\"The Brown Album\\\" also proved the group was strong and creative even without former employer Bob Dylan in front of them (though \\\"Music From Big Pink\\\" had already done much to prove that fact). No other band in history has painted such a stirring vision of the past to contradict an overbearing modern grain.\",\n \"Product: Signs Of A Vacant Soul by VIRGOS MERLOT\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best Album By a Modern Band in Years\\n\\nReview: Had it garnered more recognition upon its release, \\\"Signs of a Vacant Soul\\\" would have probably melted into the grooves of all the other modern rock that was coming out in 1999, and Virgos Merlot would have been seen as just another generic alternative goth-rock band. And knowing how record execs are, they would have been pressured to produce more of the same formula, and Virgos Merlot would have lost their originality. So maybe it's for the best that \\\"Signs of a Vacant Soul\\\" didn't immediately gain the success it had the potential to reach (though 'Gain' was moderately successful on the Mainstream Rock chart). Listeners can now analyze the album by itself, without any other \\\"standards\\\" set by critics to compare it to.\\nA textbook-perfect recording for 1999, \\\"Signs of a Vacant Soul\\\" is an album rich in melody and accessibility, and boasts a careful detailed production ethic for a band in their debut...or for any band for that matter (the vocal spots are particularly well engineered). What's most remarkable though is despite the fact that the instrumentation is narrowed down to a vocal-guitars-bass-drums formula, there is an amazing amount of flexibility in the music. The material of course benefits from this, opening with 'The Cycle' and demonstrating irresistible but layered textures on songs like 'Winning' and 'Trouble,' which has a chorus of simple catchy lyrics which sound like those of 70s classic rock, while there are more complex elements elsewhere; there is a (perhaps intentional) themed interplay between 'More' and 'Knowing Burns,' neither of which seem complete without the other. The musical body and form of 'Beautiful Lie' hints at a prog-rock influence, but the album's two best tracks are also its most beautiful and inspiring; 'Gain' and 'Kiss My Disease' contradict Virgos Merlot's spooky-looking image as seen in CD's foldout. 'Disregarding' meanwhile spots an amazing, driven guitar sound that closes the album.\\nThe music of the five-man Virgos Merlot can best be described as a battery of heavy rhythms and crunching guitars, out of which emerge beauty, bravery, and a driving force. \\\"Signs of a Vacant Soul\\\" is a top candidate for an album that could become a true \\\"lost\\\" album in ten to twenty years.\",\n \"Product: The 1976 debut album by New York's beloved punk rockers, unavailable as an individual title on CD in the U.S. 14 tracks, including 'Blitzkrieg Bop', 'Beat on the Brat', 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue', 'Loudmouth' and 'I Don't Wanna Walk Around with You'. Also features the original artwork & full lyrics.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One Of Music's Greatest Contributions\\n\\nReview: The story of the Ramones has been told so many times, it has become a cliche` of history; from New York's infamous CBGB's Club, four shaggy-looking young men known as The Ramones (taken from a legend that ex-Beatle Paul McCartney had used the pseudonym to check into a hotel), played over a dozen songs in less than thirty minutes, all with a sonic deadpan approach that would become their unmistakable trademark.\\nThe Ramones were the innovators, if not the inventors of what we know as punk music. They inspired such punk legends as the Clash, Johnny Rotten, and Sid Vicious, just to name a few. But, as time passed, they became overshadowed by the acts they had inspired, yet the Ramones somehow maintained their undeniable status as unquestionable legends.\\nAnd this was the album that started it all, from the band that started it all. The Ramones' self-titled debut, recorded in a few days for less that six thousand dollars, is not only one of the greatest contributions to punk, but one of the greatest contributions to music. All of the Ramones' brilliant trademarks are represented here: heavy three-chord alchemy, simple, punkish, sometimes repeatitive lyrics, and a hint of tribute to the rock and roll of the 1950's.\\nThough I am not a fan of any other punk band, the Ramones remain my all-time favorites; they did one thing, did it greatly, and moved on to their next triumph.\\nAny band, any album such as this one, that can have the power and exhiliration to actually breathe life into a form of music must definitely be a masterpiece of music, from Mozart to John Lennon to what we are hearing now.\",\n \"Product: 2000 Fantasy Records 20-bit K2 super coding release housed in standard shipping charge inside cardboard outer slipcase.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Stirring, Vividly Affective\\n\\nReview: By 1972, Creedence Clearwater Revival--among the most popular bands of the previous five years--had reached the classic rock and roll band \\\"breaking point;\\\" A year earlier, a frustrated Tom Fogerty (guitars) had left the group. The rhythm section of Stu Cook and Doug Clifford were becoming more and more vocal on their demands for democratic compositional rights. And leader John Fogerty was undergoing personal problems, and was fed up with the entire state of things.\\nThe result was CCR's final and almost inevitable studio album, 1972's \\\"Mardi Gras\\\"--ironically titled, using the banner of a festive celebration to mark the grave end for a troubled band who had previously scaled historical rock music heights. Though the state of a tension-racked CCR was visible on the record, the overall musical and lyrical result was utterly remarkable.\\nNever before, in my opinion, has their been a \\\"break-up\\\" album so affective in music and lyrics than \\\"Mardi Gras.\\\" This is \\\"Let It Be\\\" with grit. The lyrics and vocals of the previously ignored Cook and Clifford, clashing with Fogerty's classic meloncholoy and boogie tunes, set the perfect tone for what was going on with the band at the time; it seems as though the members were all speaking to each other. This is obvious in Cook's 'Take it Like a Friend' in which he moans, \\\"Took special pride in all your well laid plans, forgot about the others--we moved toward the light, showing empty hands.\\\" Cook and Clifford knew their songs would be bashed and never as appreciated as those from Fogerty. Every track serves its purpose, even the standard cover version of \\\"Hello Mary Lou.\\\"\\nThe band speaks volumes without intending to. Although \\\"Rolling Stone\\\" labelled it 'Fogerty's Revenge,' and nearly every critic at the time (and still) call Cook and Clifford's contributions simply awful, this was the perfect final chapter for CCR--vivid and real, never attempting to cover up the tension. Unappreciated excellency all the way through.\",\n \"Product: A year before his shocking death at age 25, guitar whiz Tommy Bolin stepped in for Ritchie Blackmore in Deep Purple. This Japanese concert shows just how awesome that lineup-Coverdale/Bolin/Paice/Lord/Hughes-was, as they play Burn; Highway Star; Smoke on the Water/Georgia on My Mind; Lazy (with drum solo), and several \\\"Mark IV\\\" (as that Deep Purple lineup was known) originals. 2 CDs of live 'n' loud heavy-metal brilliance!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Recommended Addition to Live Purists\\n\\nReview: Being one of the hugest concert acts of the 70s, Deep Purple had set a high standard for itself, which is why many DP live sets without the title \\\"Made In Japan\\\" often go unclaimed. But the rambunctious performance of \\\"This Time Around\\\" captures a blaze of musical and emotional fire, and also serves as a time capsule for this particular period of the band; Deep Purple had been put through a slow and agonizing series of line-up changes, when they hit the jackpot with their best line-up (the so-called MkII line-up); Ritchie Blackmore, Roger Glover, Ian Gillan, Jon Lord, and Ian Paice. But the ultimate cliche of rock and roll unravelled as both Gillan and Glover exited, followed soon by Blackmore (after he completed work on 1974's \\\"Stormbringer\\\"). In them, Deep Purple had lost a great frontman, bassist/arranger, and a guitar hero, respectively. Paice and Lord (both of whom have always been brilliant even on their own) kept the band together and recorded three respectable albums and keeping itself alive by connecting to audiences in lifehouses captured here on \\\"This Time Around.\\\"\\nFever-burning, blistering, trademark Purple attacks on many songs from their post-MkII's success era give them a whole new breath of life. Anyone who complains that the recordings on the 1974-75 albums lack spark should definitely hear \\\"This Time Around\\\"; it will give them a chance to hear those \\\"need-improvement\\\" versions brought back to life and beyond, such as 'Burn,' 'Stormbringer,' 'Drifter,' and 'You Keep On Moving.' And it's always nice to hear any live version of 'Smoke on the Water' and 'Highway Star,' while Deep Purple never forgets to boggle the musical senses with complex solo spotlights. It's hard to ignore the fact that these, some of Deep Purple's last concerts before splintering for nearly a decade, are marred by the personal state of the band; drugs and a heavy schedule took their toll, but not before DP had one last punch.\",\n \"Product: LED ZEPPELIN HOW THE WEST WAS WON (3CD)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Long Overdue Historical Document\\n\\nReview: Neither \\\"The Song Remains the Same\\\" nor \\\"BBC Sessions\\\" have done Led Zeppelin's live concert legacy much justice, but the recently released 3 disc set \\\"How the West Was Won\\\" documents both a long overdue look at Zep's power on stage and an example of how this monster rock band established itself in the U.S. What's more, for a triple CD set in a foldout package, the album is surprisingly cheap.\\n\\\"How the West Was Won\\\" is culled from 1972 Led performances at the L.A. Forum and Long Beach arena, displaying three CD's worth of outstanding selections. The sound quality is exceptionally clear for tapes just recently unearthed, as Robert Plant's screaming vocals are never drowned out by the exceptional circumstances of Zeppelin's sonic musicianship or packed houses of cheering fans. 'Stairway To Heaven' is finally given an all-electric treatment that outweighs its studio counterpart, but acoustic moments like 'That's the Way' are never out of place. 'Dazed and Confused' and 'Whole Lotta Love' meanwhile have been ballooned into twenty-minute plus epics.\\nThough one can argue that room should have been made for other perennial live favorites like 'When the Levee Breaks' or 'Babe I'm Gonna Leave You' to name a few, \\\"How the West Was Won\\\" is finally a great deal of justice to a band with such a legendary concert resume. One can only hope that a package of equal length documenting Led Zeppelin's 1973-79 live era will soon be released as well.\",\n \"Product: The Granddaddies of Heavy Metal Rock Celebrate their 35th Year with this Fresh 2003 Lineup. The Players Include Longtime Members Ian Paice, Roger Glover and Ian Gillan, Been-there-awhile Guitarist Steve Morse and Don Airey, who Joins in the Wake of Jon Lord's Departure for Greener Classical Pastures. Airey's Cv Includes Stints with Rainbow, Gary Moore and Ozzy Osbourne and it was Quite Logical to Turn to Him to Fill Lord's Shoes. The Songs Here Are Characteristic of the Purple Tradition with Yet Another Fresh Infusion of Energy and their Seeming Perennial Vitality. While Each Member is a Solo Artist in his Own Right, Collectively the Magic is Something Very Special and Crucial to Rock N Roll. Already an Audience Favorite, the Song \\\"Haunted\\\" features Backing Vocals by Beth Hart and a String Arrangement by Paul Buckmaster (Elton John, David Bowie, Nilsson, Lloyd Cole and Many More).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Unlikely Candidate For Entry in DP's Top 5\\n\\nReview: In an interview given after he left the band, Deep Purple's organist extraordinaire Jon Lord said of their 1996 release \\\"Purpendicular,\\\" \\\"I think it's one of our best albums. It was much better than 'Abandon' [DP's 1998 album], which I felt had no direction.\\\" And indeed Lord was right about \\\"Abandon,\\\" but it's a lack of direction that ironically makes 2003's \\\"Bananas\\\" so great.\\nLord left Deep Purple after thirty-plus years in the band before recording on \\\"Bananas\\\" could commence, though he does have a couple songwriting credits here. \\\"Fortunately,\\\" vocalist Ian Gillan said in 2005, \\\"we were blessed with the talents of Mr. Don Airey.\\\" Immensely talented, Airey had been a journeyman keyboardist for decades, recording and/or touring with the likes of Rainbow, Ozzy Osbourne, Jethro Tull, and UFO.\\n\\\"Bananas\\\" has the least appealing (horrible pun not intended) album title and cover in Deep Purple's catalog, but I doubt the band themselves cared what the critics would think. They obviously had the same attitude towards the music within, making \\\"Bananas\\\" a tremendously entertaining and enjoyable album. \\\"Bananas\\\" gets a great sound thanks to producer Michael Bradford, and the arrangements are perfect. Don Airey proves to be a worthy replacement for the incomparable Jon Lord, whether he's tickling the keys like nobody's business on the title track, or tastefully playing with restraint on the surprisingly gorgeous 'Never a Word.' Ian Gillan's trademark scream opens the album on 'House of Pain,' the lyrics of which are somehow delightfully hackneyed, but again, it's about time Deep Purple stopped listening to the legions of rock critics. 'Haunted' is a gorgeous ballad (one of only a few in Purple's catalog), and other highlights are surreal tracks like 'Walk On,' 'Picture of Innocence,' 'I Got Your Number' (which has remained in DP's live repertoire since its release), and the encore-worthy and sleazily reflective 'Doing it Tonight.'\\n\\\"Bananas\\\" will most likely never be as heralded as \\\"In Rock\\\" or \\\"Machine Head,\\\" but Deep Purple's focus here was to please their audience and play the kind of music they wanted to play. Throughout the entire disc, they sound relaxed and careless, rocking and confident. Now for the intentional horrible pun - fans would truly be \\\"Bananas\\\" not to add this disc to their collection.\",\n \"Product: WHO THE ENDLESSWIRE\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Tricky Affair, But Worth the Effort Most of the Time\\n\\nReview: Pete Townshend has always been a brilliant, but complicated figure in rock n' roll. So it's no surprise that The Who's first studio album in 24 years, recorded with only two surviving original members, Townshend and roaring vocalist Roger Daltrey, would be a tricky affair. Then again, \\\"Tommy\\\" or the abandoned but legendary \\\"Lifehouse\\\" project weren't conventional affairs either.\\nDaltrey's vocals are still throaty and potent, best described by the legendary singer himself in the liner notes to \\\"Endless Wire\\\" as being like Olivier interpreting Shakespeare through acting; likewise Daltrey interprets Townshend through singing. Unfortunately, there are several tracks where Daltrey is left with nothing to do, as Townshend takes over the vocal helm on weaker tracks such as 'God Speaks of Marty Robbins,' 'Trilby's Piano,' and the awful - yes, unfortunately one of rock's greatest names' first album in a quarter-century contains an \\\"awful\\\" track - 'In the Ether.' But when Roger Daltrey is spotlighted, he runs with it, his voice penetrating such great tracks as 'It's Not Enough,' the mournfully reflective 'Tea & Theatre,' and Townshend's intriguing look at Stockholm syndrome, 'Black Widow's Eyes.'\\nBut the best moments of \\\"Endless Wire\\\" are the ones where the listener gets the feeling that, despite Townshend's overwhelming responsibility with multiple instruments, and despite any sidemen, it's just Roger and Pete, two longtime mates brought closer together by decades of triumph and tragedy. 'Tea & Theatre' is the most obvious triumph, as well as the extended bonus cut of the title track, and the melodic, bare vocal-plus-acoustic guitar touch of 'A Man in a Purple Dress.'\\n\\\"Endless Wire\\\" is half made up of the \\\"mini-opera\\\" \\\"Wire & Glass,\\\" which fills the second half of the disc. And as with most concept-pieces in rock n' roll, you need liner notes or some outside source to know what the heck it's about: \\\"Wire & Glass\\\" is about Ray High, an aging rocker in an insane asylum who...meditates and...has a vision of three kids who form a band or...something? Heck, I don't know, but the music is rich and never depends on former glories, even if Daltrey is underutilized in the mini-opera.\\nOverall, \\\"Endless Wire\\\" is a fitting return to recording under The Who banner for Daltrey and Townshend; its structure, energy, and extremely broad horizons would make an exceptional album for any rocker in their twilight...or for the young punks, for that matter.\",\n \"Product: Orange labels 2nd pressing.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Another Fantastic \\\"Worst Album Ever Made\\\"\\n\\nReview: It's ironic that most of the albums the public chooses to label as the \\\"worst ever recorded\\\" are often made by those who are acclaimed giants in the music world; like John Lennon and Yoko Ono's \\\"Unfinished Music\\\" sound collages, or Creedence Clearwater Revival's underrated, hated \\\"Mardi Gras.\\\" And like a majority of albums critics hate, Bob Dylan's \\\"Self Portrait\\\" actually turns out to be a very worthy listen, even if it takes a few listens to get used to for the average Dylan fan.\\nReleased as a double album in 1970, \\\"Self Portrait\\\" was condemned by both reviewers and fans, who were shocked that the spokesman of their generation had not lived up to their standards. But if a performer can release a record that is regarded as a pitiful disappointment after a decade of publicly-embraced masterpieces, but with a grin on his face while doing it, it's not such a bad thing--the album saw critics claiming Dylan had somehow turned his back on his principles and was indulging in a \\\"commercialization\\\" of his music; critic Ralph Gleason even called for a boycott of Dylan's albums. But the bottom line was that Dylan was fed up with being hailed as a leader; in a biography by Anthony Scaduto, Dylan was quoted about this era: \\\"I wasn't going to fall for that, for being any kind of leader...and because I wanted out, they all started to rap me.\\\" And that's the goal that makes this album so enjoyable. Didn't he tell us not to follow leaders in the first place?\\nThe title suggests that \\\"Self Portrait\\\" will resemble some kind of personal diary, but rather it's more of a curio, featuring some lesser known original material, a few ragged live cuts with The Band from the Isle of Wight festival, and covers of songs by the likes of the Everly Brothers, Simon & Garfunkel, and the equally brilliant singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot. The album often finds Dylan in a musical limbo--there's pieces of his folk period, his rock period and even his country period; it's almost like he can't decide which style would be best to use, so he employs them all. Strings and overdubbed vocals tread through the album. There's even that honky-tonk voice that first appeared on \\\"Nashville Skyline\\\" that comes straight from Dylan's nasal tones--it sounds like a mix of the voices of Warren Zevon, Hank Williams Jr., and Supertramp's Rick Davies. But it's an enjoyable voice nonetheless, and Dylan offers some very good music; songs that resemble the \\\"Basement Tapes\\\" like 'Woogie Boogie' or 'Little Sadie' add a loose feeling that suggests Dylan wanted to have as much fun as he could, knowing \\\"Self-Portrait\\\" would be despised. Despite any bizarreness, the album is packed full of fine moments like 'Days of 49,' the absolutely delightful 'Bell Isle,' and infamously dogged covers of 'Early Morning Rain,' 'The Boxer,' 'Blue Moon,' 'Let it Be Me,' and an exquisite if eyebrow-raising version of 'I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know.'\\nConsider it as Bob Dylan's own experience of \\\"Stage Fright;\\\" his former backing group The Band released the album of that name the same year, their reaction to the dregs of being made a public figure. But it only took them two years to reach that disdain, while if Dylan had taken ten to reach his, it certainly didn't show until in shocking confrontational form when \\\"Self Portrait\\\" was released.\\n\\\"Self Portrait\\\" may always be recognized only as an infamously disappointing release, but it's actually one more reason to ignore the widely accepted opinion. \\\"Self Portrait\\\" is more of a statement than most people choose to recognize; Bob Dylan wanted desperately to discourage those who saw him as a prophet. And that's not a bad reason to make an album if you think about it.\",\n \"Product: This special limited edition release of THICK AS A BRICK - 25 th ANNIVERSARY contains one previously unreleased live track and interviews with Ian Anderson, Martin Barre and Jeffrey Hammond. Jethro Tull: Ian Anderson (vocals, flute, guitar, violin, saxophone, trumpet); Martin Barre (guitar, lute); John Evan (organ, piano, harpsichord); Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond (bass); Barriemore Barlow (tympani, percussion). Recorded at Morgan Studios, London, England. All tracks have been digitally remastered. While never as high-minded or technically facile as the likes of Yes or ELP, Tull began incorporating complex time changes, sophisticated harmonic structures and highly developed lyrical themes on THICK AS A BRICK, the realization of the artistic growth begun on AQUALUNG. It's here that Tull finally bursts into full-blown prog-rock mode. While AQUALUNG was a group of discrete compositions united by a theme, THICK AS A BRICK consists of one extended piece that occupies the leng th of the album. Lyrically, Anderson's intentions are a bit more obscure here, but the sophisticated arrangements and virtuosic performances are enough to carry the show. John Evan's piano and organ are at the heart of this complex piece, which moves through an endless succession of tempos, moods and modes in a manner similar to vintage Genesis or the aforementioned Yes, but with a grittier edge. Most importantly, the whole things flows in a cohesive manner. THICK AS A BRICK demands close attention, but rewards the same handsomely. Originally released in 1972. Replicates original Chrysalis release exactly with 12 page newspaper insert inside jewel-case.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Jethro Tull: Heroes of Progressive Rock; Musically, Mentally\\n\\nReview: After the transitional and daring \\\"Aqualung\\\" album turned Jethro Tull into hard rock heroes and stadium giants, the group made one of the gutsiest moves they could; their next album, 1972's \\\"Thick As a Brick\\\" consisted of a single, LP-length song, full of winding structures and movements, at just around 44 minutes long. Of course in those days one would have to get up and flip the vinyl record over to hear the whole thing, but CD technology allows us to hear the entire song uninterrupted. \\\"Thick As a Brick\\\" stands as one of progressive rock's defining milestones, a brave gamble that took as much guts as The Who's rock opera \\\"Tommy,\\\" or Pink Floyd's \\\"Wall\\\" concerts where an actual giant wall was constructed around them, or Yes member Rick Wakeman making a solo career highlight when he performed his \\\"King Arthur\\\" show on ice at Wembley's Empire Pool (though it cost him a pretty penny to set up the stunt).\\n\\nEverything about the album is innovative, or at the least a wild idea, from the music right down to the album cover; it featured a batch of made-up news stories, the front page story depicting a young boy's epic poem (titled of course \\\"Thick As a Brick\\\") being disqualified from a literary contest because of its author's unfair advantage over the other entries due to his high intellect, and for other nonsensical reasons. And certainly it would be a marvel of music and science if any young child-or any 30 year old modern musician for that matter-could manage to come up with the lyrics Ian Anderson penned for this epic. At first listen they seem to tell one story, but the next listen will have the listener toying with another idea, until they're starving to know what they mean. The music would confound even the most rebellious of 19th century classical composers, going through a color-bending and challenging obstacle course of structures and bridges, many of which so strong that Tull could have sculpted entire songs out of them.\\n\\nThe album is a masterpiece, from the opening gentle acoustic lines, through the boisterous, animated 40-minute marathon, and concluding with Anderson's quivery emotional reading of, \\\"Your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick...as a brick.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Although New Brunswick, NJ's Gaslight Anthem have only been around a couple years, they've become one of the punk underground's most celebrated acts. They've toured with Against Me, The Loved Ones, and The Bouncing Souls. Their Side One Dummy debut reconciles their love of classic rock and soul icons Bruce Springsteen, Otis Redding, and Tom Petty with their NJ punk roots to create a unique musical amalgam.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: There's Hope For My Musical Generation Yet\\n\\nReview: After releasing a promising first album and an EP, The Gaslight Anthem released \\\"The '59 Sound\\\" last year. Although it's the Jersey quartet's sophomore album, this disc sounds more like a strong, rip-roaring debut from a very focused band. The Gaslight Anthem have managed to record an album full of energy, cranked-up guitars, and deep lyrics without sounding muddy, confused or aimless, something few bands can achieve, especially in only their second full-length release.\\nThe group's often-noted fondness for classic rock, Bruce Springsteen in particular, is evident in the lyrics, as lead vocalist Brian Fallon sings (key word: \\\"sings\\\" not \\\"screams\\\") Springsteenish observations of normal life and its hardships and celebrations, and never comes off as being generic. Fallon even borrows the lyrics of Bob Seger's \\\"Night Moves\\\" in the assault of an opening track, 'Great Expectations.'\\nThe best songs on \\\"The '59 Sound\\\" (though they're all great) - 'Great Expectations,' the title track, 'Miles Davis & the Cool,' 'The Patient Ferris Wheel,' and 'Here's Looking At You, Kid' - would make a convincing seller for anyone who wants to show a grumpy disgruntled classic rock advocate that the Gaslight Anthem are a band who respectfully learn from their predecessors while forging ahead.\\nThe energy and soul in \\\"The '59 Sound\\\" is amazing, and based on that, one can only hope that the Gaslight Anthem released an official live album soon.\",\n \"Product: Although New Brunswick, NJ's Gaslight Anthem have only been around a couple years, they've become one of the punk underground's most celebrated acts. They've toured with Against Me, The Loved Ones, and The Bouncing Souls. Their Side One Dummy debut reconciles their love of classic rock and soul icons Bruce Springsteen, Otis Redding, and Tom Petty with their NJ punk roots to create a unique musical amalgam.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: There's Hope For My Musical Generation Yet\\n\\nReview: After releasing a promising first album and an EP, The Gaslight Anthem released \\\"The '59 Sound\\\" last year. Although it's the Jersey quartet's sophomore album, this disc sounds more like a strong, rip-roaring debut from a very focused band. The Gaslight Anthem have managed to record an album full of energy, cranked-up guitars, and deep lyrics without sounding muddy, confused or aimless, something few bands can achieve, especially in only their second full-length release.\\nThe group's often-noted fondness for classic rock, Bruce Springsteen in particular, is evident in the lyrics, as lead vocalist Brian Fallon sings (key word: \\\"sings\\\" not \\\"screams\\\") Springsteenish observations of normal life and its hardships and celebrations, and never comes off as being generic. Fallon even borrows the lyrics of Bob Seger's \\\"Night Moves\\\" in the assault of an opening track, 'Great Expectations.'\\nThe best songs on \\\"The '59 Sound\\\" (though they're all great) - 'Great Expectations,' the title track, 'Miles Davis & the Cool,' 'The Patient Ferris Wheel,' and 'Here's Looking At You, Kid' - would make a convincing seller for anyone who wants to show a grumpy disgruntled classic rock advocate that the Gaslight Anthem are a band who respectfully learn from their predecessors while forging ahead.\\nThe energy and soul in \\\"The '59 Sound\\\" is amazing, and based on that, one can only hope that the Gaslight Anthem released an official live album soon.\",\n \"Product: AC/DC BLACK ICE\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Still in Therapy After the Disappointment...Electric Shock Therapy! (*snare and cymbal*)\\n\\nReview: When buying a new AC/DC album, which have become increasingly far between, you mustn't let the critics set you up for disappointment - it seems with each new studio release, the critics complain that AC/DC's sound hasn't changed in thirty-plus years. This is much like a wife seeing her husband in his underwear every morning for thirty years, his gut overflowing from constant Pabst Blue Ribbon consumption, and suddenly expecting him to have a Thor-like physique at the next sunrise. But AC/DC's refusal to change their sound by any drastic lengths - yet still providing decades of some of the best hard rock ever known to man - is part of their charm.\\nHowever, upon buying \\\"Black Ice\\\" in 2008, I was disappointed. Not by the lack of musical expansion (who in their right mind would want AC/DC to begin employing strings and Eastern influences?), but by the lack of passion. I still remember the trek to Wal-Mart...backpacking through the Himalayas to reach the store, two of my guides devoured by wild beasts (I managed to fend off the animals using a broken Quiet Riot disc - the only good kind - as a shiv). When I finally got there, I stood in awe at the array of differently colored versions of the CD (I bought the red one, in case you were wondering, though I'm sure you weren't).\\nBut what I remember most is being greatly let down when I played the album.\\n'Rock N' Roll Train,' one of four tracks on a single disc containing the word \\\"rock\\\" or a variation thereof in the title, started things off promisingly enough, though by now I was desperately wishing Brian Johnson would take back the lyrical reigns from the Young brothers (still scratching my head at what they mean when they insist I \\\"pick it up and move it, give it to the spot\\\"). A large fraction of the rest of \\\"Black Ice\\\" was a bore - it seemed AC/DC was just going through the motions, with no direction, and certainly lacking the frenzied attack of previous albums. As brilliant a producer as Brendan O'Brien is, a producer is still left with little to improve upon with weak material. The riffs mostly seem like the first thing that came to the Angus and Malcolm's heads in order to fill space.\\nHowever, a few tracks are worth repetition; 'Rock n' Roll Train,' a guilty pleasure in that it seems like every AC/DC cliche packed into four minutes, the infectious 'Anything Goes,' 'Stormy May Day' (for Angus' interesting use of slide guitar), the growling title track, the downright awesome 'Spoilin' For a Fight,' and there's a reason Brian Johnson cites 'Money Made' as his favorite track from \\\"Black Ice\\\" - its arrangement and approach are more soulful than hard rock, fitting Johnson's still-potent, exciting vocals.\\nAnd, one must note that it's great to still hear hard rock's greatest rhythm section, Cliff Williams and Phil Rudd, playing with such determination, even on lackluster material. It's actually great to hear AC/DC play anything, even if it's a cover of 'We've Only Just Begun' - but I couldn't help but be disappointed by the seemingly unmotivated material after eight years of waiting for the next AC/DC attack.\",\n \"Product: Most of us know Brian Fallon as the frontman for the Gaslight Anthem, an act who started out in Jersey basements and slowly built their way up to headlining New York s Radio City Music Hall. Despite the success Fallon has had with his main band he s always loved decidedly less rocking acts such as the Afghan Whigs and Tom Waits. The Horrible Crowes his new side-project alongside longtime friend Ian Perkins is his lounge-friendly tip of the hat to the acts who have shaped another side of his musical vision.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Overlooked Candidate For Album of the Year, 2011\\n\\nReview: The Gaslight Anthem's gravel-voiced statesman Brian Fallon has always had an astounding ability to sing the most cryptic, soul-piercing lyrics with such ease, as if he were singing the Archies' 'Sugar Sugar.' This side project, with friend and guitarist Ian Perkins, further establishes Fallon as one of my generation's greatest songwriters and vocalists. If \\\"Elsie\\\" had been released as the Gaslight Anthem's fourth album rather than a solo effort by Fallon, it would have been the band's third masterpiece in a row.\\nIt's not surprising that \\\"Elsie\\\" sounds a lot like the Gaslight Anthem, but its horizons expand in subtle ways. Fallon's words are, as always, deep and hauntingly poetic, whether it's the should-have-been-hit-singles 'Behold the Hurricane,' 'I Witnessed a Crime,' and 'Ladykiller,' or the slower, more intricately wound laments like 'Cherry Blossoms' and the painful but ferocious 'Blood Loss.'\\n\\\"Elsie\\\" is, in my opinion, the best album released in 2011. Whether it was Adele's inane moaning that sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead, or Dwight Yoakum's comeback \\\"Bald Spot Or Not\\\" album that kept this album from the Billboard 200 (though it did peak on the Independent Albums chart at #6), Fallon and Perkins crafted a flawless album. Look for the Gaslight Anthem's next release in mid-July - Fallon will have a tough act to follow.\",\n \"Product: David Palmer ~ Orchestral Maneuvers: The Music\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Best Floyd-Tribute So Far\\n\\nReview: There have been a number of Pink Floyd tribute albums in the past ten years, few of them any good, from electronic tributes to bluegrass sendups. But \\\"Orchestral Maneuvers: The Music Of Pink Floyd\\\" places the band's work in a form that fits them better. It's a shame this tribute was ripped off and overshadowed by \\\"Us And Them: The Symphonic Pink Floyd\\\" a few years later; David Palmer's brilliant arrangements and conducting of the skilled Royal Philharmonic Orchestra shine bright in variations on 'Run Like Hell' and especially the 'Brick In the Wall' series. One wouldn't expect 'Hey You' to appear here, but it works anyway, just like the subtle choir on 'Goodbye Blue Sky' and the curiosity-provoking take on 'Wish You Were Here.' The highlight is no doubt a variation on 'When the Tigers Broke Free,' which fares far better than its original version (from \\\"The Wall\\\" movie in 1982). \\\"Orchestral Maneuvers\\\" is classical variations at its finest, fitting and just short of essential for any Floyd fan's collection.\",\n \"Product: Audio CD.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Definitive Live Crimson Collection\\n\\nReview: The only thing better than King Crimson in the studio is King Crimson on the stage. Despite their notorious trademark of awe-inspiring complexity, these legendary progressive pioneers have always been perfectors of the live transition, unleashing a musical spectacle that still has yet to be topped--or even matched--by anyone else.\\nIt may be true that the Crims have released a wealth of live collections in their day, mostly due to founder Robert Fripp's heavy archiving over the years. And, it may be true that just about any of these releases can serve as proof of their live talents, but \\\"Cirkus\\\" is one that spans King Crimson's entire career (or at least up to the end of the 1990s). The tracks here are gathered from several live performances from 1969-99, ranging in venues from Fillmore West to Montreal to Mexico City. Every era in the band's existence is observed; an invigorating overview of King Crimson's history, \\\"Cirkus\\\" captures the heavy prog symphonics of their beginnings ('In the Court Of the Crimson King'), their amazing transition in the mid-70s ('Easy Money,' 'Starless'), the accessible complexity of their 80s stint ('Indiscipline,' 'Three Of A Perfect Pair'), and the exhausting territory of the 90s ('Thrak,' 'Dinosaur').\\nTotalling twenty-five tracks in all, each is a quintessential view of the sonic spectacle that is King Crimson, and is one of the few collections that approaches the term \\\"definitive.\\\"\",\n \"Product: 2000 Fantasy Records 20-bit 2K Coding remastered release housed in standard jewel case inside cardboard outer slipcase.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Late Sixties Rock Meets Bayou-Boys...From California\\n\\nReview: Along with The Band's \\\"Music From Big Pink,\\\" CCR's debut album was one of the two records that took the late sixties music world by surprise by using a down-home flare of rural Americana; the year the two albums were released, psychedelic acid rock had been born, and the hippie love-and-peace movement was in swing. The Band and Creedence however were exceptional in the fact that they kept themselves firmly clenched to rock and roll's bare-knuckled roots.\\nThis album, and anything subsequently released by CCR, will always sound different from anything else that's popular; the fact that a group could make such an impact and become worldly known by going against the grain of the times is nothing short of amazing. Two rock and roll classics, 'Suzie Q' and Screamin' Jay Hawkins' 'I Put A Spell On You' are given surprisingly dark and grim treatments, turning a pair of pop songs into two haunting jams. John Fogerty's new-born originals were tough and true; these four Berkely, California bred musicians conjured an image of rural bayou life better than most country singers at the time. 'Porterville' is a gritty tale of a man given an ill reputation because of his father's crime, its angst punctuated by Fogerty's repeated screams of \\\"I don't care!\\\" 'Walk On the Water' is just as eerie, and features an extended riff working from Tom Fogerty. 'The Working Man' strongly reflects the group's blues influence, echoed in the line \\\"I was born on a Sunday, on Thursday I had me a job,\\\" a remark that sounds as if it could have come from Muddy Waters. 'Get Down Woman' meanwhile manifests the feeling of a flow of Southern creole that flows like the Mississippi river.\\nCreedence Clearwater Revival had been performing together under various banners since the 50s, but their run as CCR would unfortunately only last from 1967-72, before splintering under the obligatory inner tension that often surfaces within rock bands. Notwithstanding, the group were still prolific, releasing seven albums in such a short time, and this brilliant set was the starting line.\",\n \"Product: The most affordable collection of the early recordings by Walter Becker & Donald Fagen's jazzy pop duo that just won the Album Of The Year Grammy for 'Two Against Nature' (2000). Amongst the 28 tracks included here are different versions of such Steely Da\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Worthwhile Artifact From Steely Dan's Past\\n\\nReview: Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, the two main creative outlets of Steely Dan, have often criticized the constant marketing by Dan-described \\\"fly-by night companies\\\" of their pre-fame demos, but despite the disapproval of their creators, these gems hold a wealth of quality and integrity in their own right. These demos have been repackaged and re-polished again and again under several different titles, but \\\"The Legends Collection\\\" is probably the most affordable. The sound quality is average to less-than-average, but this is expected considering the circumstances under which they were recorded. \\\"The Legends Collection\\\" is also a bit of a historical musical document; despite their sarcasm and perfectionist ways, Steely Dan started out as innocent and as honest as any band struggling to make it. Becker and Fagen peddled many of these songs to several shlock producers, hoping someone would take an interest, becoming discouraged but never giving up, and all of those soap-opera dramas are reflected throughout these grainy demos.\\nThere are obvious flashes of Becker and Fagen's attempts at writing simple and unremarkable pop so that producers would take notice, such as 'You Go Where I Go' or 'Come Back Baby.' But then again, there are many pop-attempts that also prelude the grim, sardonic wit that became Steely Dan's trademark; refer to 'Undecided,' 'Don't Let Me In,' or 'A Little With Sugar.' But of course these demos are also sprinkled with strong emotion and heart-achingly desperate characters, like 'Oh Wow It's You,' 'Roaring Of the Lamb,' an early version of 'Any World That I'm Welcome To' (which would later appear on 1975's \\\"Katy Lied\\\"), and several others.\\nA word of caution should be sounded that \\\"The Legends Collection\\\" is strictly worth buying for the music; despite a lovely if misleading box packaging, there are no liner notes or credits whatsoever in the deal. And although its title seems to suggest that this is a best-of or greatest hits set, it is not; it is a worthwhile curio of interesting and intriguing demos that foreshadowed the greatness to come from Steely Dan.\",\n \"Product: Deluxe UK reissue of the punk legends' 1993 album features 13 tracks (all cover versions of 60's tunes) including 1 ultra-rare bonus track 'Surfin' Safari' (prev. A Japanese exclusive bonus track), packaged in a slipcase. Captain Oi! 2004.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Oddly Dull For a Band So Great at Cover Tunes\\n\\nReview: It's a mystery that a band so exceptionally good at breathing new energy into classic songs could turn in an all-covers album so ho-hum (though the fact that the Ramones were near the end of their career probably has something to do with it). The punk pioneers already had a slew of great covers under their belts, including but not limited to 'Indian Giver,' 'California Sun,' 'Do You Wanna Dance,' 'Baby I Love You,' and 'Needles and Pins.' But here, the band turns in exactly what the album describes, and not much else - the Ramones playing Dylan sounds like the Ramones playing Dylan; the Ramones playing Jefferson Airplane sounds like the Ramones playing Jefferson Airplane. There's not much life in the recordings, save for maybe CJ's vocal on 'Journey to the Center of the Mind,' a wise choice in a fairly superb version of the Animals' 'When I Was Young,' a flash of the familiar fury in The Who's 'Substitute,' and Joey's characteristic heartbreak on 'Can't Seem To Make You Mine.' But other than that, \\\"Acid Eaters\\\" has little of the unique punk charm the Ramones had previously been able to bring to AM oldies.\",\n \"Product: Deluxe two CD 20th Anniversary Edition includes the final recordings by the reunited Mk2 line-up of the British Hard Rock legends (Blackmore/Gillan/Glover/Lord/Paice). Released in July 1993, the Battle Rages on features some classic, ballsy Hard Rock, including the single 'Anya'. Despite playing what many consider to be some of their best ever shows in mainland Europe, especially during a lengthy 13 date German tour, Blackmore dropped the bombshell midway through the European leg that these would his last concerts with the band, making this a unique document of this remarkable band. Fortunately, two shows (in Stuttgart and Birmingham) were recorded, released in 1994 as Come Hell Or High Water, which makes up the second disc of this release.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The Battle Overshadows Some Forgotten Great Tracks\\n\\nReview: There's something special about albums recorded by bands in a state of inner turmoil - they can either be triumphs like Pink Floyd's \\\"The Wall,\\\" or disastrous like CCR's \\\"Mardi Gras.\\\" The circumstances that surrounded \\\"The Battles Rages On\\\" are as legendary as Deep Purple themselves, with guitarist Ritchie Blackmore refusing to let erstwhile singer Ian Gillan back in the band, until record company pressure, and a quarter of a million dollars in his bank account reputedly, changed his mind. Three years prior, the band had recruited former Rainbow vocalist Joe Lynn Turner on vocals for \\\"Slaves and Masters,\\\" probably the group's worst album (yes, worse than \\\"Who Do We Think We Are\\\"), and a record that can best be described as later-day Foreigner dressing up like Deep Purple for Halloween.\\nLong story short, Gillan was brought back in the fold, and \\\"The Battles Rages On\\\" was the result. Recorded as familiar tensions between Blackmore and Gillan mounted, the album isn't a triumph, but it's certainly not a disaster. Roger Glover's production showed that Purple had certainly become aware of this thing called the 90s, as \\\"Slaves and Masters\\\" was still stuck in very hammy 80s territory. There are several throwaway songs - 'Nasty Piece of Work,' 'Lick It Up,' and 'Ramshackle Man' among them - but there are also some great tracks that prevent the album from being a total loss. The opener certainly lives up to its title, rocking harder than anything on \\\"Slaves,\\\" or even \\\"The House of Blue Light\\\" for that matter, as the unsettling autobiographical \\\"A Twist in the Tale\\\" is as vicious as Gillan and Blackmore's feelings toward one another. 'Talk About Love' and 'Time To Kill' reach for melodic pop-metal with \\\"meh\\\" results, but the ominous 'Anya' and the dark 'Solitaire' (a true hidden gem in Purple's cannon) make the album stronger. Perhaps what's best about the disc is keyboardist Jon Lord, whose organ work really bursts through the seams, outdoing Blackmore's guitar, which seems unmotivated most of the time (for obvious reasons).\\nThough Blackmore would soon after quit the band for good, and Deep Purple would be revitalized with the addition of guitarist Steve Morse and the excellent \\\"Purpendicular\\\" album, \\\"The Battle Rages On\\\" showed a giant of 70s arena rock entering the age of Nirvana and Metallica while keeping their wits and dignity about them.\",\n \"Product: One of the most fascinating rock bands ever, Pink Floyd was formed in 1965. After a year in the London 'underground' when they experimented with revolutionary techniques like lights which matched their music, they released their first single in 1966. Their breakthrough album, THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, was released in 1973 and stayed in the charts until 1982, the longest a record has ever been continuously in the charts, becoming one of the best-selling all-time albums. In 1975 they released WISH YOU WERE HERE which reached iconic status. THE WALL in 1979 went to number 1 in almost every country in the world. The movie version of THE WALL staring Bob Geldof was released in 1982 becoming a cult favorite. In the 1980s a rift developed between the band members which culminated in law suits. Only recently have there been reconciliations which have allowed founder member Nick Mason to write the definitive history of the band.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Englishly Witty and Full of Photos and Facts\\n\\nReview: The politics, events, dates, and discographies of Pink Floyd have been exhaustingly well-documented over the years, particularly on internet fan sites. But the first official history of the band by one of its members, drummer (and only member to remain in the band and never leave throughout its multi-decade run) Nick Mason, is worth the thirty bucks or so...as long as it's the only Pink Floyd biography you plan to buy in your lifetime.\\nMason's structure of Pink Floyd's story is solid, even if his account of the more tense \\\"battle of words\\\" period from the late 70s to mid-80s leaves quite a bit to be desired, lacking a lot of juicy he-said/she-said gossip and tidbits.\\nThough Mason has scant songwriting credits under his marching-hammer belt buckle, \\\"Inside Out\\\" shows that he was still deeply involved in the creative process, even after self-imposed leader and bassist Roger Waters left the band in the 80s. Mason's wit and humor are distinctly English, sharp and articulate but never laugh-out-loud funny. His amusing but wise fashion of telling the story of one of the most celebrated rock bands on the planet make it a worthwhile read, but what really makes the giant book a good buy is the massive load of photographs, many previously unseen, from both Mason's own private archive and other sources.\\nThe more thorough fans will appreciate the many bits of trivia they can pick up from reading \\\"Inside Out\\\"; as a Floyd freak myself, it took reading this book to discover that one of the considered titles for 1994's \\\"The Division Bell\\\" album was \\\"Pow Wow,\\\" or that album designer Storm Thorgerson was nearly shot while trying to take pictures of the Egyptian pyramids for the \\\"Dark Side of the Moon\\\" sleeve. However, some fans may be compelled to skip over Mason's many details about stage and sound equipment.\\n\\\"Inside Out\\\" gets the story right, and coming from its most neutral member, it is an unbiased, honest and witty account of the history of Pink Floyd. Unless the other two surviving members, Roger Waters and David Gilmour, decide to collaborate on a new Pink Floyd historical document (which will happen when \\\"Dark Side of the Moon\\\" finally stops selling), Nick Mason's unbiased version is the only Floyd file you'll need for a while.\",\n \"Product: Christian Studies, Theolgy, Religon\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: More Than Just a Collection of Quotes\\n\\nReview: If you're anything like me, you find C.S. Lewis hard to follow because of his ominous intellect, but also because he's so terribly...British (yes, I know, he was born in Ireland). The distinct Englishness may at times make reading \\\"Mere Christianity\\\" or \\\"Surprised By Joy\\\" seem like reading Pink Floyd, if Pink Floyd weren't atheists. Fortunately, \\\"The Joyful Christian\\\" contains well over a hundred excerpts from Lewis's various works on Christianity, a \\\"best of,\\\" so to speak, segued in cohesive harmony...like a Pink Floyd album. This book is a wonderful purchase for those of us best described by Proverbs 30:2, or who can only handle such wit and intelligence in healthy doses. Each of Lewis's words is deep, edifying, and crafted with love.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":71,"string":"71"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1369,"string":"1,369"}}},{"rowIdx":1370,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A20BC3R2NBN646"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Valve-action marker writes on virtually any surface: glass, metal, wood, rubber, stone, plastic, paper, vinyl, leather, canvas and more. Quick drying ink marks opaque and glossy on light and dark surfaces. The archival-quality, acid-free, oil-paint ink is fade-, water, and abrasion-resistant, ideal for projects that need to last. Ink is permanent and certified AP-non-toxic. Includes 1 each of Black, Dark Blue, Gold, Green, Light Blue, Orange, Pink, Red, Silver, Violet, White, and Yellow.\". The summary of the review text is \"My favorite purse pen\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I have purchased this pen so many times I cannot count. This is the pen I keep in my purse to write in my checkbook ledger etc. Here is what I love about this pen:\n\n1) The Squishy and comfortable holding section. This is probably the most comfortable pen you can find. You'll never have those pen indentations on your finger from holding the pen and has a very nice feel between your fingers.\n2) Ink flow: Gel Roller Ball pen with an ink flow somewhere between medium and bold. I am a bold pen person and the ink flow of this pen is just right. Smooth writing, fluidity of the ink, and bold enough to see clearly.\n3) Retractable...very easy on the go to just use the push pen to retract the tip and throw back in my purse without worrying about losing the cap while writing on the go.\n\nUniball is the only pen I have bought for years. The Vision Elite is the only pen I use at work and this is my favorite purse pen for on the go."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I have purchased this pen so many times I cannot count. This is the pen I keep in my purse to write in my checkbook ledger etc. Here is what I love about this pen:\n\n1) The Squishy and comfortable holding section. This is probably the most comfortable pen you can find. You'll never have those pen indentations on your finger from holding the pen and has a very nice feel between your fingers.\n2) Ink flow: Gel Roller Ball pen with an ink flow somewhere between medium and bold. I am a bold pen person and the ink flow of this pen is just right. Smooth writing, fluidity of the ink, and bold enough to see clearly.\n3) Retractable...very easy on the go to just use the push pen to retract the tip and throw back in my purse without worrying about losing the cap while writing on the go.\n\nUniball is the only pen I have bought for years. The Vision Elite is the only pen I use at work and this is my favorite purse pen for on the go."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Repairs Scratches on Furniture, Cabinets, Floors and More !\nFix it Quick with this versatile set of 6 furniture repair markers for a perfect match every time.\nHelps restore scratched furniture, cabinets and floors.\nHides wood imperfections, nails, holes and scratches. \nPerfect for vintage furniture. \n\n\nSet of Six. \nMaple, Oak, Cherry, Walnut, Mahogany and Black shades. \nColor fast, Long Lasting, Dries in Seconds. \nPerfect match every time !\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Simply markers in wood colors...but they work!\n\nReview: I purchased these to touch up some scratched areas on my mom's hardwood floor for her. The markers are just that, they are markers, and yes by using them to color in the scratched areas it did make those areas less visible on the floor. The one thing I would recommend is starting with a lighter color than you think matches your floor or furniture and if it is too light, then go up to the next darkest color, because just because it says \"cherry\" it may not match your furniture exactly. Just a recommendation from my experience. What makes this product convenient is that the markers come in different wood colors. Is this a a miracle product? No. Is it is simple way to make damaged wood less visible? Yes. I will keep these around for those small wood fixes that stick out like a sore thumb.","Product: The EDGE is THE ORIGINAL 300 grade stainless steel tool for assisted soft tissue manipulation from Buffalo, NY. I have always been interested in other big name approaches but did not want to pay the prices. I am an orthopaedic manual therapist who teaches in both APTA and AAOMPT accredited fellowship programs. I developed my own tool with different edges for different areas of the body. It is lightweight, has a comfortable grip, and even certified practitioners of the \"other\" techniques have used it and found it more comfortable and easier to use. It's several tools in one! The EDGE is used by professionals all over the world! Some organizations that use the EDGE: NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, division 1 schools, smaller colleges, high school ATCs and of in the capable hands of PTs, DCs, MTs, and ATCs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An alternative to PT Graston tools...\n\nReview: I was in physical therapy for 3 months due to tendinosis in several of my calf and lower leg tendons. During that time I was introduced to the Graston Technique by my physical therapist and the treatment worked wonders at breaking down the scar tissue that had formed on my tendons. I of course wanted to use this technique to maintain healthy tendons after PT was over, and it turns out it is VERY hard to find these kinds of tools available to the general public. I decided to give this a shot due to the inability to find the same tools that the PT used. This is much different than what the PT used. This tool was thin, light and precise. This took is heavy with a wider edge. While the tool is different, I have used it and it does provide relief when I feel my tendons are tight or need some maintenance. So yes, it works. If I had access to the tools my PT is able to get I would choose those over this but with limited options out there, if you are familiar with Graston technique and want something for home maintenance this is definitely worth giving a shot.","Product: A necessity for any chef's kitchen. Perfect for keeping your pies staying fresh. The high dome provides ample room so that the top of the pie does not get squashed by the cover. The pan is constructed of even heating rust proof aluminum and features a galvanized steel wire around the rims for added strength. The 10 inch pie pan comes with a domed plastic cover which allows room for toppings on pies. Proudly made in the USA by Nordic Ware.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Finally a pie pan with a lid!!\n\nReview: I always wondered why it was so hard to find a pie pan that came with a lid so I didn't have to use plastic wrap or tin foil to cover up a pan and put it in the fridge. I finally found this one on Amazon.com. The pan itself is very solid and has some weight to it and it little extra depth so as far as a pan goes, it is good quality and there are no worries about it being cheap quality. It should be noted that it is not a non-stick pan so you will need to use some sort of non-stick product. Other than that, it is pretty simple...it is a pie pan and it comes with a lid to preserve your pie if you don't eat it all in one sitting, so if that is what you are looking for this will do the job.","Product: Refrigerate or freeze in this compact freezer / refrigerator with full range thermostatic control by EdgeStar. Plus, this compact freezer / refrigerator (model CRF150SS-1) features a true stainless steel door- for uncommon style in a compact freezer / refrigerator. This 1.1 cubic foot compact freezer also features a lock for added security, energy-saving manual defrost, space-saving flush back design, and true 0 freezing Undoubtedly the best feature of this compact freezer / refrigerator is the full range temperature control. The entire unit can hold most temperatures from 0 F to 40 F. Just turn the thermostat to select the appropriate temperature for your application! Another great feature is the true stainless steel doors. Coupled with the black trim and black cabinet, this is one of the most modern, best looking compact freezer / refrigerator units available! Energy Guide Specifications: Estimated Yearly Operating Cost of This Model: $24.64 Energy Use (kWh/Year) Range of all Similar Models: 280kWh - 320kWh Estimated Yearly Electricity Use: 272 kWh/Year External Dimensions: 19 1/4 H x 18 1/2 W x 17 3/4 D Internal Dimensions: 13.5\" H x 14\" W x 13\" D\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A power house mini freezer\n\nReview: I needed a freezer to keep all my ice packs in so that they were not taking up so much space in my food freezer. There are not a lot of small freezer's out there but I did find this one. This bugger is actually more powerfull than my food freezer? As far as being able to keep things frozen, this is more than qualified to do so. I actually had to turn the freezer settings down a little because it was making my ice packs rock hard. I keep this in my bedroom and it is extremely quit, I cannot hear it at all other than just a light humming every once in a while for a few moments then it stops. If there is one negative I can say about it is that it builds up frost fairly quickly if you use it as a freezer. I have been unplugging it every week or too to shave off the frost that builds up. This appears to be likely due to the hot summer air and humidity surrounding the unit. But this process literally takes me a few minutes to shave off the frost (it actually comes with a little plastic tool for this purpose). But the positive is that this thing gets back to freezing within a couple of hours. The stainless steel look is also much more attrative than a black or white unit. It is really a little power house freezer. I am very happy with my purchase and if you need a little unit this is a great choice.","Product: CDN ProAccurate Quick-Read Digital Thermometer: NSF approved. 6-8 second response. Water proof and shatter proof. Data-hold. Big digit. Food-safe abs plastic. Recalibratable. On/off button. Temperature guide on sheath. Sheath can be used as handle extension. Mounting: pocket clip. Lr44 button battery included.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: More accurate temperature than non-digital thermometer\n\nReview: This digital meat thermometer gives a more exact temperature than the non-digital ones, mainly because they give you the temp to the nearest tenth and it is easier to read. It is obviously easy to use, you just stick it in the food and let it read the temperature. It does take a minute or so to reach the point where it stops increasing and slows down to the accurate area of temperature but I have had the same experience with non-digital ones as well, where they reach a certain point and then slowly increase. It is a simple product and does what it is supposed to do, and if you prefer a digital thermometer this will do the job.","Product: The Twist & Pour 1 Gallon Pitcher is a classic, round beverage pitcher with an easy-twist lid that contains an open hole and a strainer option for pouring. The see-through base allows for easy identification of the contents inside, and a contoured handle provides a comfortable surface for natural pouring. This pitcher is freezer and dishwasher safe. Sterilite beverage pitchers are BPA-free and phthalate-free. (9 1/8\" L x 6 1/2\" W x 11 1/8\" H 1 Gal / 3.8 L) - Comfort grip handle for natural pouring - Dishwasher, freezer, and refrigerator safe - BPA-free and phthalate-free - Made in the USA\\nWe are an authorized Sterilite Dealer\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good quality plastic pitcher...\n\nReview: It is crazy how hard it is to find plastic gallon pitcher's. I had 2 Sterlite pitchers for years but it was time for a new one so I found this on Amazon because I could not find any good ones at Walmart or Target. This is a good replacement to the oval shaped Sterlite pitchers I had before. It is sturdy and I like that it gives you two different pouring options with a slotted opening and regular opening to pour through. I also like how you can completely close up the spout by twisting the top if you want to make sure there are no spills when not pouring. If you're looking for a plastic pitcher rather than a glass one this is probably the best you will find.","Product: This silicone ring forms round shaped eggs ideal for breakfast sandwiches. Heat resistant up to 280-Celsius/ 536-farenheit\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: If you have some extra time and want a PERFECT shaped egg...\n\nReview: I decided to get this egg ring just for the fun of it and since it was cheap. First, you definitely need to put some non-stick spray on the inside of the ring so the egg doesnt get stuck to it. Be prepared to wait a few extra minutes for your egg to cook if you're going to use this. Since the egg does not expand as far as it would without the ring, naturally it will have more depth to it which means it will need a couple extra minutes to cook all the way though. I got impatient for breakfast the first time and removed the ring so it would cook faster. All in all, if you want a PERFECTLY round fried egg, or if you want a perfectly round egg sandwich egg, then give this a shot since it's cheap. Otherwise, if you don't mind your egg being a little less perfectly shaped then I would say don't bother. I have this in my kitchen drawer but I definitely don't plan on using it on a regular basis as I don't really find it necessary and just adds more work to breakfast.","Product: Convenient 10-1/2 by 16-inch cooking surface is great for any meal. Cool touch surrounds the base on the front and both sides. Built in slope and backstop ledge for easy food handling.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Better than a frying pan!\n\nReview: I purchased this Griddle to avoid having eggs or pancakes running into each other in a frying pan due to lack of space. I am very happy with my purchase. This griddle is big enough to cook probably 3 or 4 pancakes or 2 or 4 eggs at a time, with bacon on the side and everything spaced out well.\nThe griddle is fairly flat, I keep it in a drawer with other frying pans stacked on top of it. The power cord/temperature controller actually gets inserted into one side so I remove it to make storage easier and just insert it and plug it in for use and it sits right on my counter top as I cook.\n It heats up very quickly, it has with a temperature knob that you set the actual degree's instead of a high/medium/low setting like a stove but it comes with a little chart that tells you what temperature to used based on different types of food. It provides even and consistent heat and cooks eggs, pancakes, and bacon very well. There is a grease trap for any bacon grease ect. and it is very easy to clean. I just lean it in the sink and wash it with dish soap and soft sponge and it cleans up very easily and quickly.\n\nAll in all this is a great product. It is reliable, performs well, and is fairly convenient. The only thing I would bring to reviewers attention was I had to buy this for about $36 from a 3rd party seller as it was not available for sale by Amazon or prime and 2 days after I received it I saw it on sale at Macy's for $19.99. Just a memo in case it helps anyone save a few dollars.","Product: The 5-Speed Hand Blender is one countertop appliance with limitless options and versatility. The 8-Inch blending arm reaches perfectly into deeper pots. The Industry's First Interchangeable Bell Blade Assemblies can be easily changed with no tools required; Simply twist off and on to switch from one bell blade assembly to another. The S-blade is ideal for blending, the multi-purpose blade crushes ice and the frother/beater blade froths milk. Also included, a whisk and chopper attachment for even greater versatility.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very convenient hand blender\n\nReview: I was looking for a hand blender for small kitchen projects so I wouldn't have to bust out the full sized blender all the time for small tasks. After doing research it seemed to me like this was the best quality hand blender out there and had the best reviews so I settled on this KitchenAid Hand Blender. This is a very nice, good quality product. It comes in a case with spots for each of the attachments and blender itself. It works very well and is much easier than taking out the full sized blender. The varying 5 speeds is a plus to adjust to whatever you are working with and the attachment tools allow this to become a multi-tasking product. I feel it is better to spend a little more and get something this is good quality than go cheaper and had a product that will not provide the same features or last as long. This hand blender is a great supplement to anyone's kitchen.","Product: Dial Industries Adjustable Spring Loaded Drawer Dividers Keeps drawers neat and tidy. No tools are required and these dividers are easy to install. They fit most drawers and can expand from 13\" to 18\" long and 4.5\" high. Strong spring loaded mechanism holds dividers securely in place and rubber pads at end of each divider protect drawers. Dial Industries has been in business producing quality plastics for over four decades. We are proud that over 90% of our product line is Made In America.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: They work pretty simply.\n\nReview: I am an organization freak. When I discovered these drawer organizers, I ended up purchasing about 10 of them to use in all of my clothing drawers. They work pretty simply...you squeeze them into a drawer and then the springs expand and the separator expands from one side to another. I haven't had any problems with the 20 or so expanders I have in my drawers. Sometimes they might shift a little but no big deal. I haven't had any of them break or not work properly. I use them in all my clothing drawers, to keep stacks of jeans, t-shirts, etc. separated into neat piles and when I pull something from one pile it doesn't disturb the other pile as it stays in place nicely between the separators. If you want nicely neat and organized drawers these will do the job.","Product: Wickman Fleur De Lis Wick Dipper/Candle Snuffer - Gift Boxed\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A wick dipper that does the job...\n\nReview: In all my candle burning I learned that dipping the wick was a much better option than dealing with the smoke when blowing it out or even snuffing it. I ended up using my wick trimmer to dip the wick untiL i realized that they make wick dipper's specifically for that purpose. There are not a lot of options on Amazon.com so I went with this one that was available and didn't have any weird designs like a buddha. This product is very lightweight and a lot thinner than I expected. Does it do it's job of dipping the wick? Yes, so the other details don't bother me. It has a little \"foot\" on the end that you can use to push down the wick into the wax and then life the wick back up. If your'e someone who burns candles a lot like me and likes to dip the wick, this makes it much easier than trying to find something else to do it with. Recommended!!","Product: Sony ICF-S80 Splash Proof Shower Radio with Speaker\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good little shower radio\n\nReview: I purchased this shower radio about a year ago. After a couple of months I quickly realized that the radio I received was a lemon. I was constantly having to change the batteries and the buttons and power were randomly working. I was very unhappy with the how the product was working so I returned to Amazon with the hopes that I had just received a dud. I received a new shower radio and I have not had a single problem with it since. I keep in in the shower and use it a couple of times a day. It works great. It gets great reception and all my usual radio stations come in fine. It is also plenty loud to drowned out any shower singing at the top of your lungs and I have not even had to use it at full volume. Now that I got rid of the lemon radio I received I am very happy with this radio. If you purchase this and find it is working funny in any way I would contact Amazon to exchange it within the return period because as long as you get a normally working radio it should be just fine to keep you singing in the shower.","Product: Sony ICF-S80 Splash Proof Shower Radio with Speaker\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good little shower radio\n\nReview: I purchased this shower radio about a year ago. After a couple of months I quickly realized that the radio I received was a lemon. I was constantly having to change the batteries and the buttons and power were randomly working. I was very unhappy with the how the product was working so I returned to Amazon with the hopes that I had just received a dud. I received a new shower radio and I have not had a single problem with it since. I keep in in the shower and use it a couple of times a day. It works great. It gets great reception and all my usual radio stations come in fine. It is also plenty loud to drowned out any shower singing at the top of your lungs and I have not even had to use it at full volume. Now that I got rid of the lemon radio I received I am very happy with this radio. If you purchase this and find it is working funny in any way I would contact Amazon to exchange it within the return period because as long as you get a normally working radio it should be just fine to keep you singing in the shower.","Product: Mount a soundbar, surroundbar or speaker directly onto a TV (above or below) instead of mounting it to the wall.\n\nWorks with or without other TV mounts, in corners, and also if TV is being left on it's stand.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good quality, high cost\n\nReview: There are not a lot of choices out as far as sound bar speaker brackets. I decided to pay the extra to ensure I got a good quality bracket set. Good quality they definitely are. These metal brackets are thick and sturdy so there is no question that these are good quality and will do the job. As far as the installation process, the hardest part of the process is making sure the brackets are level and even and that the sound bar will be centered, level and even as well. I had to take my 50 inch tv off the wall, mount the brackets, measure them as best I could to make sure the same amount of space was left on both sides of the brackets to the edges of the tv and that the brackets poked out the top of the tv at the same height and enough to mount the sound bar without them showing. Once I had the measurements I was able to attach the sound bar and mount the tv back on the wall. My recommendation is not to rush. Make sure you measure and get everything even and level before mounting your tv if that is what you are doing. Again, the product is very good quality. They are just metal though and Im sure the reason for the $50 price tag is the lack of competition for this product. If you have the extra money to spend on these I would recommend ensuring you get the reliable good quality product to keep your tv and speaker protected.","Product: iPearl mCoverA Collection for  MacBooks Product Highlights: + Designed to fit perfectly with the latest 11.6\" MacBook Air, A1465 model (with part number MD711LL/A or MD712LL/A released in June 2013 and part number MD223LL/A or MD224LL/A released in Summer 2012) and 1st Gen. A1370 model (with part # MC505LL/A or MC506LL/A or MC968LL/A or MC969LL/A) + Made of High-Quality High-Strength DOW polycarbonate plastic + Built-in ergonomically designed foldable feet to let you type more comfortably. It also helps your MacBook Air to stay cool + Rubber feet on the front side to prevent from slipping on smooth surface + No interference with Open/Close of MacBook and access to all ports (USB, ThunderBolt, SD Card, Power, Audio, etc.) + The MacBook Air's original heat ventilation grill is NOT blocked. Extra slots on the bottom cover were built in for better heat dissipation all the time + 9 vibrant colors (Aqua/Blue/Black/Clear/Green/Orange/Pink/Purple/Red) available + Made under license of US Patent 7, 643, 274 This case is NOT compatible with: - All 13.3\" MacBook Air (model A1237/A1304/A1369/A1466) - 13\" white MacBook, 13.3\"/15.4\" MacBook Pro iPearl Inc is proud of being an \"A+\"-Rating BBB Accredited Business with 33, 000+ reviews and 99%+ positive feedbacks at Merchant. iPearl offers protective cases for ALL current MacBook & Chromebook models and selected popular PC laptops, protecting 1, 500, 000+ Mac | PC | Chromebook laptops and iPad | Kindle | Nook readers around the world so far! (Updated on 10/16/2015)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Protects well but doesnt completly snap on\n\nReview: I purchased this hard shell cover case for my MacBook Air. I like the color and it does provide good protection to my laptop. You can also see the apple logo through the case so it looks like a purple tinted apple. The only negative is that I cannot for the life of me get the top shell to snap on all 4 sides. There is always one side that barely grips the corner of the laptop screen no matter how hard I try to get it to stay snapped on. The only reason I am not considering this a major negative is because it stays on just enough that it SEEMS to be completely snapped on. It doesn't hang off or feel loose, the only time I can tell it is not snapped on tightly is if I feel the corner with my fingers and I can tell it is not completely tight. This small issue does not effect the effectiveness of the product in my opinion and I still like it. That is why I gave it 4 stars, but not 5, because it should snap on perfectly, it doesn't, but you can't really tell. If this is something you are worried about you have to weigh how badly you want the product over the POSSIBILITY of this small unnoticeable issue.","Product: Panasonic DMP-BDT210 3D Blu-ray Disc Player with Built-in WiFi. The 2D-3D conversion makes it possible to convert images from DVDs and Blu-ray Discs into 3D with natural depth perception. The 3D effect controller lets you moderate the leaping effects of 3D images. It also lets you adjust the amount of depth, so you can view expansive images and enjoy movies with exactly the kind of 3D effects you want. Features Include: Blu-ray Disc Playback Dolby Digital Plus/Dolby TrueHD HDMI (Output) Wi-Fi Ready DLNA Certified Dimensions: 7.1\"L x 16.9\"W x 1.4\"H\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent Choice for a Blu Ray Player\n\nReview: I purchased this Panasonic DMP-BDT220 after seeing that it was recommended by CNET and there were a lot of positive consumer reviews for it. As expected, this is a great Blu-Ray player. The playback quality is perfect and I have not experienced any issues with it at all. The set up to connect to my wireless network was easy as well. This Blu-Ray provides lots of additional features and options as well. It can connect to almost every streaming video service that you have a subscription too (Vudu, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc), it connects to You Tube and Pandora and you also have the ability to download additional apps to the blu-ray player. This, all in addition to being a great dvd/blu-ray player itself makes it an excellent choice. I am very happy with my purchase and highly recommend this product.\n\nUPDATE: I would highly recommend purchasing a SD memory card to supplement this player. I was having trouble with a blu ray disc stuck in the loading stage so I contacted Panasonic and found out that some blu ray discs carry so much information that if you do not have an SD card in the player to provide additional memory, as it allows for, then there may not be enough memory to load up all the information on the disc. They recommended a 2 GB SD card, which is only a few dollars. Sure enough, I went to the store and got an SD card and simply loaded it into the front of the player, went into the settings to format it, and then the blu ray disc I was having trouble with played right away when I loaded it. I have played dozens of discs on this player and have only had this problem on one or two discs, but seeing as though SD cards are fairly cheap, it cannot hurt to purchase one to supplement the player and ensure it plays to the best of it's ability.","Product: Women's ROAD RUNNER SPORTS UNDERCOVER SEAMLESS HIPSTER :: Ever wish you could get the comfort of your workout clothes in your everyday-wear? That's exactly what the women's Undercover Seamless Hipster from Road Runner Sports delivers. It's underwear for the active woman. Enjoy unbelievably soft seamless fabric that feels like velvet on your skin.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best Workout Underwear I Have Found\n\nReview: I have been wearing under armour mesh boy shorts for running and working out for years. But once they were discontinued and I needed some new workout underwear, the new under armour options just didn't cut it. I did some research and came across the Road Runner Sports R-Gear Seamless Hipster. These are without a doubt my new favorite workout underwear. The most important thing about these is that they DO NOT ride up. They stay perfectly in place and honestly it feels like you're not wearing anything. They confirm to the skin perfectly. I wear compression shorts and pants for my workouts (depending on the weather) and these were extremely comfortable under my compression gear. They wick sweat wonderfully and do not lose their shape (some UA underwear stretches out to high heavens when sweat hits it!) I was so impressed with these I went back to buy more for every workout day of the week. This is a great option for anyone looking for compfortable workout underwear that won't ride up!!","Product: iBungee *Reflective is the best stretch lace in the world and provides a supremely comfortable, plush feel for the foot. iBungee *Reflective converts any shoe into a slip-on and the comfort and flexibility is addictive. Our high-quality cord locks will never slip and you'll never tie laces again! Rated \"Best in Test\" by Triathlete Magazine and recommended by Runner's World.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I love that can just slip them on and not have ...\n\nReview: I wish I discovered these laces years ago. I cam across these while looking for some replacement laces for my running sneaks and the idea of not having to tie my sneakers and to have some elasticity in the lace sounded very attractive. Lets just say that now that I have tried these laces I will never use regular laces in my workout or running sneaks again. Working out at six in the morning evening tying sneakers can be difficult. I love that can just slip them on and not have to worry about double tying my laces, or hearing long laces flapping around or irritating me during a workout or run, or having to stop because the laces are either too tight or too loose or coming undone. These laces just give me one less thing to worry about with my running sneakers and they make my sneakers even more comfortable. As far as size, I wear a womans size 9 running sneaker and typically wear just Mizuno's. I leave the last lace hole free and tie my laces one hole from the top. I ordered the 36 inch laces and they fit perfectly with just enough room to give some stretch, not be too tight, and allow me to tie off the ends right at the lace hole I prefer. If any of this sounds good to you give these a try!!","Product: Lined zippered jumpsuit with leg snaps for easy diaper change, hood, plus slip-on booties with skid resistant bottoms\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A hit at Halloween\n\nReview: I purchased this for my niece who was 10 months old. At first it was definitely a challenge to get her used to the head part of the costume, which is separate from the rest and you velcro it under the chin. I think it felt too heavy on her head or she didn't like the feel of it. But come Halloween night when my family took my nieces and nephew's trick or treating, it didn't seem to bother her at all. She sat in her stroller as we pushed her around and was completely fine. And of course everyone who saw her got a kick out of the costume with plenty of facebook comments too. The costume was definitely a hit. It fit well and was good quality. Definitely happy we decided on this.","Product: Black Mountain Products (B.M.P.) resistance bands are made from the highest quality rubber to ensure maximum life. This set of resistance bands includes five stackable resistance bands, two handles, door anchor, carrying bag, and exercise manual. This set of exercise bands optimizes the advantage of using any single or multiple (1-5) bands at once to achieve multiple levels of resistance. B.M.P.'s stackable set of exercise bands allow for a much wider range of resistance, (4lbs to 75lbs) then traditional resistance bands sets. Any combination of bands may be used at one time, without the hassles of having multiple handles on each band. This increase in range and ease of use makes this set perfect for anyone from beginners and experts. Stackable bands allow you to achieve the highest levels of resistance possible.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Effective & great quality\n\nReview: This is a great set of resistance bands. It comes with a variety of bands equaling different amounts of pound resistance. It also comes with the ankle straps if you want to use the bands to do leg exercises as well 2 handles to clip the band(s) onto for arm exercises. There is a bag if you care to store them in the bag and a small paper booklet giving you some examples of different exercises you can do. These are a good alternative to free weights or weight machines. You can do so many different exercises with them and work a variety of muscles. Keep in mind, if one band doesn't satisfy your weight resistance desire, you can double or triple them up, just hook them onto the handle or ankle strap and work with the combined resistance. I have been using these for a little over a month and stretching them pretty good during my use, and I see no signs of wear or tear. Anyone looking to add a little variety to their workout or for an alternative to weights or machines, I would definitely give these a try.","Product: Extra-heavy cushioning will keep your feet warm and dry when you're mountaineering, ice climbing or multi-day backpacking. Arch brace holds the sock in place.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: As warm and cushy as you can get\n\nReview: I purchased this Smartwool Mountaineer socks mainly to wear when I am outside for extended periods of time, whether it be shoveling snow or walking the dog in the 30 degree temps. These socks are very cushioned and extra thick and my feet stay completely warm when Im outside in the cold. The length is longer than other Smartwool socks, going up to at least my mid-calf and I am 5'5\". The wool keeps my feet warm and dry. My main recommendation is to make sure that your feet are warm either before you put on the socks or before you put boots on with the socks. It makes it much easier to keep your feet warm rather than wait for them to warm up after putting them on. Also, make sure you get the right sized socks because if they are too tight they will reduce circulation, which also would make your feet cold. All in all, Smartwool socks are the warmest socks I have found and these Moutaineering socks are as warm and cushy as you can get.","Product: The Spill-Proof Bottle that makes it easy to stay hydrated on the go.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A challenging way to drink...but good!\n\nReview: What makes this different than the typical water bottle is the bit valve and straw. Basically in order to get to your liquid you have to bit or squeeze the rubber valve that you drink out of. For me, if I bite it and then drink the back of my teeth get cold so I try to squeeze it with my lips while I drink or find the right place to bite it so that the liquid doesnt make my teeth cold. It may sound funny but I sort of enjoy this challenging way to get to my drink (Im always up for a challenge). What I have noticed is that for some reason, drinking a liter of water or whatever you want to drink out of this seems a lot easier and faster. Im not sure why but I seem to be able to drink it much faster out of this container, which is good if you're trying to stay hydrated and take in a certain amount of fluid every day. The only other thing I should mention is the other thing that makes this bottle different is that you don't have to tip it. A straw is attached to the cap and valve so you are basically drinking out of a straw. I see it as a plus except the straw doesnt not go all the way to the bottom of the bottle so it's hard to get to the last sip of drink without taking off the cap and drinking it. Those are the main details I can give about this water bottle. I personally like it better than any other water bottle I have had.","Product: The Skwoosh Master Row Pad is an advanced pressure-relieving gel row pad (AGP) that is designed specifically for serious rowers. AGP Technology enables the patented TekPad Gel Packs to be welded directly under the ischial tuberosity, aka 'sitz' bones located at the lowest part of the pelvis, which bears the weight of the body when sitting. Using a Master Row Pad helps maintain circulation and prevent numbness and discomfort in the legs and lower back, regardless of the amount of time spent rowing. This lightweight, low profile cushion fits a standard row seat and is waterproof. Maintenance free construction functions in all temperatures. Made in USA.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not great on it's own but I made it work...\n\nReview: I purchased a Concept 2 rower and immediately knew that I needed something to help cushion the seat. For my first purchase from Amazon, I bought the Concept 2 Rower Foam Seat Pad. The rower was awesome so the seat pad from the same brand should be great too right? Nope. If you row for a half hour and your butt is killing you, then the product is not doing the job. I came back to Amazon after looking everywhere else online too and decided to try out this Skwoosh Master Row Pad. Apparently these 2 products are the only seat pads for a rowing machine. I did not find anything anywhere else on the internet at all, only ones designed for actual boats and kayak's. So, I purchased this product, removed the foam seat pad, and this really was no better. It is flat as a pancake and the small amount of gel in the butt circles does not provide enough cushioning to keep me comfortable during a rowing session. After that, I decided to make my own solution on the problem, since there were really no other options out there that I found. I put the Concept 2 Foam Pad back on the seat, and then put this Skwoosh Row Pad on top of that. Surprisingly, it actually works. I can now go through a good 30 minute rowing session without any discomfort on my bum.\n\nMy conclusion, this product alone will not keep you comfortable. The Concept 2 Foam Pad on its own will not keep you comfortable. But I decided to share my solution of using the two together in case anyone else wants to give it a try.","Product: The RumbleRoller Manipulates Soft Tissue - Like a Massage Therapist. The surface of the RumbleRoller contains specially designed bumps that are firm, but flexible, much like the thumbs of a massage therapist. As you roll over the top of the RumbleRoller, the bumps continuously knead the contours of your body, gently stretching soft tissue (muscle and fascia) in multiple directions. This action erodes trigger points, helps restore flexibility, and brings quick relief to common types of muscular pain. By design, the RumbleRoller's bumps are firmer than muscle tissue, but much softer than bone, so they deflect out of the way if they contact your spine or other bony protrusions. Through simple techniques, you can control the amount of pressure the bumps apply to your body. The bumps are closely spaced to one another (< 2\" apart), so several of them simultaneously contact your body during most exercises. However, with a slight shift of your body, you can reduce your area of contact with the RumbleRoller, which increases pressure and provides deeper, more penetrating relief.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Black is for people who like pain!!\n\nReview: I have issues with getting really tight muscles and knots in my upper back and shoulders. I get regular massages and have a different foam roller that is more smooth but decided to purchase this deep tissue black massage roller since it said it works like a therapist's thumbs. Unfortunately the black 31 inch was just too painful for me so I had to send it back. It is so hard that it feels like laying on a bunch of pointed rocks. Im sure this thing could help to loosen up tight muscles but you have to be willing to endure the pain that comes with how hard the knobs are. I could barely roll across it twice for a couple seconds before having to stop. I am a 33 year old very active and in shape female. This was just too tough on my skin. I sent it back and am going to try out the blue roller with the hope it won't be as painful.","Product: classic Gripad lifting grips. Specifically designed to provide maximum protection and grip with minimum coverage. Great for regular/frequent gym users, machine based training programs, and free-weight based training. One size fits most, for men and women. Available in Red, Black, Blue, Camo, Pink & Purple.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Helps with grip calluses\n\nReview: I needed some protection on my hands because I was getting calluses in the middle of my fingers from doing pull ups and using the pull up bar to do reverse crunches. I decided to give these a shot to help provide some cushioning to my grip to prevent calluses. I have been using these Gripad Workout Grips for about a month and they are great. I use them when working out every day and they have not shown any wear at all. They are still in perfect condition. They are very comfortable, you just slip a few fingers through the finder holds and grip away. They have prevented my calluses from getting any worse and have solved the problem I was having completely. Im sure they will last me a while but whenever they do wear down I will be coming back for more.","Product: CEP compresson socks provide medical compression to help ahtletes maximize performance and recovery\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for Support, Performance, and Recovery\n\nReview: I have achilles and heel issues for about a year and look for anything I can to help with relief from the pain, especially after a workout or a day of being on my feet all day. These CEP Compression socks have been amazing at helping with recovery and pain relief. I usually throw them on after I shower after a workout and I have noticed a large reduction in pain at night. The compression socks help with circulation and to reduce and deter swelling. They are tight enough to do the job but not so tight that they are uncomfortable. They can also be worn during a workout to help with muscle performance by keeping the muscles secured so that they do not tire as quickly and the extra circulation helps with muscle building and performance. I have purchased a couple of pairs and definitely will purchase a few more to add to the collection. I highly recommend trying them out if you are an athlete looking for an extra boost to your run or workout, or to help with recovery of your muscles afterward. As for this product being a \"night sock\", I wouldnt count on it making you visible at night. There are small reflective-like specks along the sock but even standing in a dark room the sock doesnt really stand out or seem any different than any other sock. Other than that this performs the same as every other CEP sock...great for support, performance, and recovery.","Product: Articulated finger loops. Anti-Shock Rev-Tech Gel™ Padding. Neoprene for extra comfort. Exclusive Ultra-Lock™ Hook and Loop Closure. Built-in 120\" Elastic Wrap. Can be worn under gloves. Size: One size fits most.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Too snug inside Muy Thai gloves...\n\nReview: I was looking for hand wraps to go under the new muy thai gloves for use with a heavy bag, without having to get the extremely long wraps that would take longer to put on. Unfortunately, these gel hand wraps were just too thick to fit into my glove. I think you would have to purchase a larger glove than you may otherwise, if you want to fit these in. I also found that the thumb loop on this glove was pretty small and did not feel comfortable at all, and there was no way to loosen it. It was way too tight around the base of my thumb, and I am a woman, so I cannot imagine how it would fit for men with larger hands. Unfortunately, this product did not suit my need as it did not fit in my gloves and the thumb loop was too tight, so I ended up returning and just getting regular hand wraps, which fit fine in my muy thai gloves and wrap much more comfortably around the thumb.","Product: Champion Sports Lacrosse Ball\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Use it for tight muscles\n\nReview: I cannot attest for how this works in the actual sport of Lacrosse but a massage therapist recommended I get a Lacrosse Ball to help get out knots in my muscles. If you google online there are a lot of recommendations to use a tennis ball to help work out knots but I have tried both and a Lacrosse ball is much more effective than a tennis ball. The tennis ball has the ability to squish a little bit while a Lacrosse Ball is heavier and harder and doesnt collapse in a tennis ball can. I have used this for knots in my back just by lying it on on the floor, and also use it for tightness in my neck and shoulders, just using it to press down on the tight muscles, which is much easier than using your hands. If you're looking for a lacrosse ball for muscle tension issues I can attest to the fact that this is a good product and does work much better than a tennis ball or your own hands at helping to relieve knots and tension.","Product: Targeting the calf muscle, 2XU Calf Sleeves with PWX Power fabric are a great muscle containment device that can be worn during training or competition but are designed especially for recovery. Supporting the calf muscle reduces muscle vibration allowing the calf muscle to operate more efficiently reducing fatigue and muscle cramping, increasing power and strength and mitigating shin splint issues. The 2XU Calf Sleeves will protect your calves from fatigue, muscle soreness and cramping while helping you recover faster. Sold in Pairs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good for recovery post-workout\n\nReview: These 2XU Compression Recovery Calf Sleeves are a great supplement to recovery post-workout, especially if you're a runner or doing a workout that really works the calf muscles. I had been getting really tight calves and decided to wear some compression sleeves during and post-workout. While I chose a tighter compression sleeve for intra-workout, these 2XU recovery sleeves provide just enough compression post-workout to provide support, recovery, and keep the blood flowing in my calves to prevent them from tightening up. They are very comfortable and I have even work them while I sleep to supplement recovery overnight. If you're looking for a post-workout compression sleeve I would recommend giving these a try. 2XU is a great compression brand and I wear their compression shorts as well.","Product: BREAK THROUGH THE WALL. CEP Progressive Compression Run Socks help you break through the wall that hits you when you push yourself to the limit. The progressive compression technology, which has been scientifically proven to increase circulation by up to 40%, helps you will feel lighter on your feet, and less fatigued no matter the distance. Unparalleled Wearability. CEPs high-tech compression fibers and toe-box elasticity, form a barrier between you and your shoe. The socks mold to your feet like a second-skin, giving you a superior shoe fit with guaranteed blister prevention and wearing comfort. Stay Cool! Built in air-conditioning allows air to flow through the ribbed pattern on the front of the shin. Air will hit moisture that has been pulled from the surface of your skin and reduce skin temperature up-to 6 degrees Fahrenheit. Goodbye Shin Splints. CEPs high-tech compression fibers provide maximum support and stability, which helps prevent micro tears in the connective tissues that cause shin splints. Buy with Confidence. We hold our products to the highest quality standards in manufacturing, which guarantees the comfort and durability of every product we make. When you wear CEP you are wearing a long history of proven success in medicine and sports. We also back up our products with a 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed. Buy with confidence, buy CEP. Who We Are? CEP is the performance brand of medi, a global leader in the healthcare market known for its innovative medical products. For over 65 years, medi headquartered in Bayreuth, Germany has been developing and enhancing its unique medi compression as the core technology and other technologies that have a positive effect on the human body. Every single CEP product combines decades of knowledge and expertise in sports and medicine.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great for performance and recovery\n\nReview: I have achilles and heel issues for about a year and look for anything I can to help with relief from the pain, especially after a workout or a day of being on my feet all day. These CEP Compression socks have been amazing at helping with recovery and pain relief. I usually throw them on after I shower after a workout and I have noticed a large reduction in pain at night. The compression socks help with circulation and to reduce and deter swelling. They are tight enough to do the job but not so tight that they are uncomfortable. They can also be worn during a workout to help with muscle performance by keeping the muscles secured so that they do not tire as quickly and the extra circulation helps with muscle building and performance. I have purchased a couple of pairs and definitely will purchase a few more to add to the collection. I highly recommend trying them out if you are an athlete looking for an extra boost to your run or workout, or to help with recovery of your muscles afterward.","Product: A privileged rich debutante and a cynical struggling entertainer share a turbulent, but strong childhood friendship over the years.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A classic on blu ray...\n\nReview: Beaches is a classic movie. I had the vhs movie as a teenager and now I purchased the blu-ray. This is a great movie about life, love, and especially friendship. It is incredibly funny, dramatic, sad...it's got a little bit of everything. I have seen this so many times I can recite the lines. If you are purchasing this it is likely because you have already seen it and love it as I do. If you have not seen it and like the kind of movies that make you laugh one minute and cry the next, this is for you. I feel this is a classic I will keep in my movie collection with me throughout my life. I love it!!","Product: The most innovative snap-on cases, Acase Superleggera Pro Dual Protection Case, is now available for Samsung Galaxy S3.Easily removable with detail cut-out design, this form-fitted case gives you an easy access to all S3 features. Made by Silicone and polycarbonate, the dual layer case is not only light-weighted and slim, but it is also strong and protective. While the polycarbonate anti-fingerprint cover provides you with a comfortable grip, the flexible Silicone skin gently protects your S3 from getting any scratch and impact. In addition, the Silicone pads cover the headphone jack and charging port of S3, preventing dusts from entering into the ports. Slightly thicker than the S3body, the bulged fringe of case can prevent the S3 display from touching the ground directly when falling on to the ground. Acase Superleggera Pro Dual Protection Case makes your phone look like a new one every day!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Attractive, high quality phone case\n\nReview: I ordered this phone case for my new Samsung Galaxy III mainly for the color and other positive ratings. When I first got it I was having a hard time getting the case to completely fit around the phone. I then realized this had nothing to do with the phone case being defective, but it was much easier to get it to fit correctly by removing the inner and outer case and covering from each other and putting them on one at a time. You have the inner rubber skin-like covering that you put on first, and then the harder outer shell that goes over that, creating 2 layers of protection for the phone. All in all I have to say this is a great case and it provides good protection without adding bulk to the phone. I wanted to share my experience with how to put the case on in case this helps other purchasers in the future.","Product: Debi Hron's \"Simple Inspirations\" is a charming exploration of gorgeous flowers and nature scenes accented with heartfelt quotations. Decorate your home or office with this Simple Inspirations 2014 Wall Calendar. Lang Wall Calendars are the timeless favorite of all Lang customers. These decorative calendars truly start with great art from the beautiful talents of our world renowned artists. LANG crafts exceptional, high quality calendars that you are proud to display all year long. Show off your taste in artwork to everyone that visits or walks by, they'll be sure to comment! Look forward to flipping your calendar each month to another lovely work of art by nationally recognized artists. Plus, this makes the perfect gift for that special someone in your life! Go ahead and plan your year with this Simple Inspirations 2014 Wall Calendar.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My favorite calendar brand\n\nReview: I purchase a Lang calendar every year in December for the new year. I love their line of calendar's with the festive and seasonally appropriate pictures and cute little quotes every month. The Simple Inspirations wall calendar is colorful and full of inspiring and heart warming sayings to accompany the picture for each month. I hang this in my kitchen every year and I feel it adds a nice homey touch and compliments the kitchen well. If you can't see the photos and quotes for each month here on Amazon you can go onto the Lang website and it allows you to see each month so you can decide if this is the calendar of your choice. It is for me every year!!","Product: The Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle Heavy duty - withstands abuse Fire hose nozzle construction Adjustable spray pattern for all jobs Turns any standard garden hose into multi-function spray tool Patented two-way shutoff Comfort-grip soft rubber Fiberglass reinforced nylon Aircraft aluminum Stainless steel The perfect stream of water for any job\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good for washing cars\n\nReview: I was looking for a good hose nozzle to use for washing my car in the driveway so based on the positive reviews I decided to give this a shot. It works by simply twisting the head of the nozzle to adjust the strength and power of the water stream. It does have a fairly powerful water flow but I subtract a star because it is not very versatile. It doesnt offer different types of streams of water, such as a shower-like stream that has a slightly softer water flow but would cover a larger area. It's basically just a strong hard stream of water like a fire hose provides (although not that powerful obviously). If that is what you are looking for, this does a good job at providing a hard strong stream of water. As far as using it to wash off my car, it gets the job done well.","Product: For a beautiful garden and lawn, proper watering is essential. At Gilmour, we offer a wide range of watering tools that make the job a pleasure. No matter the size or shape of your lawn, Gilmour has a sprinkler to fit your needs. This Impulse sprinkler has a wide, heavy duty polymer sled base for stability and a built in timer that automatically shuts water off. The dial selects up to 2 hours of watering or you can just put it in the ON setting for continuous watering. The patented impulse arm saves water by eliminating back and side splash and the diffuser screw allows easy fingertip adjustment of water stream for even coverage up to 5800 sq. ft. (86 ft. diameter).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: As good as you can get\n\nReview: I did a lot of research on sprinklers to find which one would be reliable and have features I would use. I mainly chose this sprinkler based on the fact that you can set the timer as well as make adjustments to where and how is sprays. I have had this sprinkler for several weeks and I have to say that it is definitely worth the cost. I often forget to the shut off the water so having a timer where you simply set it the same way you would an oven timer, by twisting a knob to the set amount of time you want it to sprinkle for in 15 minute increments, and then walk away and not worry about it, is definitely a useful feature. I also use the adjustment setting which allows you to set the area that the sprinkler covers. Once it reaches the adjusted setting it heads back in the other direction and recovers the area you want it to spray.\n\nOverall I am very pleased with this sprinkler and I see no negatives to it. I would say it is a top of the line choice unless you want to have a professional sprinkler system installed.","Product: Kalaya Emu Oil Pet Spray an antistatic aqueous based spray. Provides moisture to the skin for a healthy hair follicle. May be used daily as a moisturizing grooming spray.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Smells great, moisturizes and refreshes...\n\nReview: I purchased this Kalaya Emu Oil Moisturizing Spay along with the Shampoo in this product line. My dog has always had a rough coat but over the summer he had an allergic reaction to something that caused him to itch, flake, and shed really bad. I was looking for a moisturizer for a dog to help with his very dry skin and coat. The shampoo in this product line is amazing but I don't like to shampoo my dog too often so I purchased this spray to use as well. Every few nights I lay him down and spray some of this in my hands and rub it all through his coat. The first thing I have to say is that it smells amazing. It has a very fruity smell and after I use it on my dog I have the smell on my hands and I love it. I would use this myself (I have seen other reviewers say they have used it on their own hair). Second, this product does a great job at keeping the flakiness away in his skin and coat, keeping him moisturized, refreshing, and giving his coat a bit of a soft boost. I am really happy I found this product line and will continue to use it on my dog from here on out. Highly recommended if you are looking for a moisturizer for your dog.","Product: C.E.T. Tartar Control Toothpaste for dogs and cats is designed for pets who are rapid plaque formers. The Tartar Control Toothpastes contain a strengthened enzyme system and are more abrasive than regular toothpastes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My dog actually likes this flavor!!\n\nReview: I have been using CET toothpaste on my dog for years. I have used the chicken and beef flavors in the past but decided to give this vanilla mint flavor a try with him. Even though I brush his teeth 4 times a week for years, he still gives me a hard time and tries to shrug away every time I have to brush his teeth. I can honestly say that I swear he actually enjoys this Vanilla mint flavor toothpaste. He is not giving me as hard of a time when I brush his teeth with this and seems to actually like it. As far as the effectiveness of the product, I have been using this for years and my six year old dog has whiter teeth than many people, so I would say it's working well when used frequently. If you care about your dogs oral health definitely give this toothpaste a try. I have found that CET products are the best oral health products that you can find for dogs.","Product: The Dogswell Veggie Life Vitality Sweet Potato Chew, 5-Ounce Orange Pouches (Pack of 6)is made in china.Its good for eyes, skin, and Coated with Flax seed & Vitamins.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My dog's favorite treat\n\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \"made in China\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )","Product: Dogswell Veggie Life Happy Hips Treats are made with sweet potatoes that are high in vitamins, calcium, iron and potassium. They are also an excellent source of beta-carotene. With glucosamine and chondroitin from natural sources to help maintain joint mobility. It is also a vitamin E supplement.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My Dog's Favorite Treat...\n\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \"made in China\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )","Product: ZYMOX Ear Cleanser provides a, non-toxic way to manage problem ears. The addition of Lactoferrin, Lacoperoxidase and Lysozyme make Zymox Ear Cleanser great for maintenance and prevention. Zymox Ear Cleanser is the only ear cleaner recommended for use with Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution because it will not interfere with the activity of the Zymox Three Point Enzyme System.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I will continue to use this for my dog...\n\nReview: I noticed my dog was doing some major out-of-the-ordinary head shaking so I did a little research and thought he might have an ear infection, possibly from getting water in his ears during these hot summer days. Before bringing him to the vet I decided to purchase this ear cleanser as well as the Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution. Once received I used the Otic Enzymatic Solution and put a drop in each ear and then used this ear cleanser to clean out his ears as well. Within 2 days the head shaking completely stopped so I can only attribute it to using the Zymox products. I am going to continue the routine of cleaning his ears with this cleanser and would recommend this to anyone who is experiencing ear problems with their dog.","Product: The Dogswell Veggie Life Vitality Sweet Potato Chew, 5-Ounce Orange Pouches (Pack of 6)is made in china.Its good for eyes, skin, and Coated with Flax seed & Vitamins.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My dog's favorite treat\n\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \"made in China\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )","Product: Dogswell Veggie Life Happy Hips Treats are made with sweet potatoes that are high in vitamins, calcium, iron and potassium. They are also an excellent source of beta-carotene. With glucosamine and chondroitin from natural sources to help maintain joint mobility. It is also a vitamin E supplement.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: My Dog's Favorite Treat...\n\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \"made in China\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )","Product: ZYMOX Ear Cleanser provides a, non-toxic way to manage problem ears. The addition of Lactoferrin, Lacoperoxidase and Lysozyme make Zymox Ear Cleanser great for maintenance and prevention. Zymox Ear Cleanser is the only ear cleaner recommended for use with Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution because it will not interfere with the activity of the Zymox Three Point Enzyme System.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I will continue to use this for my dog...\n\nReview: I noticed my dog was doing some major out-of-the-ordinary head shaking so I did a little research and thought he might have an ear infection, possibly from getting water in his ears during these hot summer days. Before bringing him to the vet I decided to purchase this ear cleanser as well as the Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution. Once received I used the Otic Enzymatic Solution and put a drop in each ear and then used this ear cleanser to clean out his ears as well. Within 2 days the head shaking completely stopped so I can only attribute it to using the Zymox products. I am going to continue the routine of cleaning his ears with this cleanser and would recommend this to anyone who is experiencing ear problems with their dog.","Product: ZYMOX Topical Zymox Topical cream provides a powerful natural enzyme formula to aid in the treatment of skin infections\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Worked like a charm\n\nReview: My dog had a heat rash that he turned into a hot spot under his armpit. I tried wound and hot spot sprays, and even used a cotton ball to apply the spray, but my dog just wanted to lick it off, which only made the area worse. Im not sure if it stung or what but he didn't like it. I decided to try this product with the hope it would work like neosporin or polysporin. I needed something to provide some healing and moisture to the area because when it got dry he wanted to scratch, which also just made it worse. I have used this product for only 3 days and his rash and scabbed areas he created are almost 100% healed. He has not had the desire to lick it off as well and it seems to me like it provided some sort of relief to him. I am more than relieved and happy about how fast this product worked and the relief it provided to my dog and will keep this on hand for the rest of his life!","Product: Nordic Naturals Omega-3 Pet Soft Gels products are an excellent source of the important omega-3 fatty acids EPA and DHA. EPA and DHA help support skin and coat health, joint health, heart health, immune system health, cellular health, and brain and eye development and maintenance. Daily supplementation with Omega-3 Pet Soft Gels products is a proactive way to help maintain overall health for your dog companion. All Nordic Naturals pet products are made with the same exceptional quality oil as our human products, but have been specially formulated for dogs or cats. Please use only our pet products for your dog or cat, not our human products. Please refer to the product label for additional information and guidelines. Omega-3 Pet Soft Gels products should be used within two years of opening.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best choice I can find for omega's for my dog\n\nReview: I purchased the Nordic Naturals Omega-3 Pet for my dog because I actually use Nordic Naturals myself. I have done a lot of research on quality omega products and brands for myself and have found that Nordic Natural's is a top-of-the-line brand for Omega supplements. It is important to me that I pay as much attention to my dog's health as I do my own so when I found that Nordic Naturals' offered a pet Omega 3 this was my first choice. I feel Omega's have multiple positive benefits to both a person's and dog's health but the main one I have seen is that giving this product to my dog daily has helped to soften his prickly coat. All I do is poke a hole in the pill and squirt the omega oil on his dry food once a day and it's as easy as that. It doesnt have any unpleasant fishy smell or anything. Purchasing this for $30 will last you about 5 months so spending $30 twice a year or so to improve my dog's health is well worth it. I will continue to use this product for my dog in the future.","Product: Nutri-Vet Grass Guard Max liver flavor chewables for dogs contain a unique blend of probiotics, digestive enzymes, amino acids and botanicals to help prevent lawn burn and yellow spots on grass. Nutri-Vet Grass Guard Max liver flavor chewables for dogs contain a unique blend of probiotics, digestive enzymes, amino acids and botanicals to help prevent lawn burn and yellow spots on grass. Nutri-Vet Grass Guard Max liver flavor chewables for dogs contain a unique blend of probiotics, digestive enzymes, amino acids and botanicals to help prevent lawn burn and yellow spots on grass.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Didnt work for my dog and he didn't like it either.\n\nReview: Last year I used Dr's Foster & Smith lawn product to prevent the lawn burns all summer long from my dog's pee.\nI decided to try something new for some reason and purchased this product thinking it was a treat-like chewable. First, it is a chewable tablet. I have a an 11 lb. small dog and there was nothing I could do to get him to eat this chewable. There was nothing \"treat-like\" about it at all and nothing about it that intrigued him enough to eat it.\nNot wanting to immediately return the product, I decided to grind up the tablets in a food processor and put a teaspoon in his food to get him to eat it that way. I tried that for over a month and not only did it deter him from wanting to eat his food but it didn't help with the lawn burn at all.\nI ended up throwing out the product and purchasing the product I did last year from Drs Foster & Smith, which is a more treat like alternative and I feel it actually works.\nOverall I would not recommend this product because most importantly, I don't believe it works as neutralizing a dog's pee, but unless you have a dog who will eat anything it may be hard to get them to even take it to begin with.","Product: 10\" wrought iron stand with single stainless steel feeder bowl in Black stand with bone design. Capacity of the bowl is 2.5L.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for my min pin\n\nReview: I needed a solo water stand for my 13 lb miniature pinscher to keep in my bedroom because he always wakes up during the night and wants water. This stand is PERFECT. I am very pleased with this purchase. The stand is the perfect height for my small dog. It is excellent quality and classy enough not to look like a eye sore in the corner of my bedroom. The stainless steel bowl is nice but because he doesnt need that much water I night I actually place a smaller bowl I have right inside the bowl it comes with and it works perfectly that way. If you are looking for a stand-alone water stand and bowl for a smaller dog I would definitely recommend this YML 5-Inch Wrought Iron Stand.","Product: The BAT-200 Battery Tester indicates the amount of charge remaining in standard and rechargeable batteries. The analog display needle moves on a color-coded, calibrated scale to quickly identify 'good' (green), 'low' (yellow), and 'replace/recharge' (red) battery status.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Simple and does the job\n\nReview: This is a pretty simple but effective little product. It does exactly as it's supposed to do, telling you if your batter is good, low, or needs to be replaced. It works with all kinds of regular household batteries. I can already tell Im going to save money because many times when my smoke alarm is beeping or I think other things aren't working correctly because of the battery being dead so I throw it out and replace it, with this battery tester Ive already saved myself from throwing out several batteries just by testing them first to see if the battery is the issue and it turns out it isn't. For the price this is a household must have and I am very happy I purchased this."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Repairs Scratches on Furniture, Cabinets, Floors and More !\\nFix it Quick with this versatile set of 6 furniture repair markers for a perfect match every time.\\nHelps restore scratched furniture, cabinets and floors.\\nHides wood imperfections, nails, holes and scratches. \\nPerfect for vintage furniture. \\n\\n\\nSet of Six. \\nMaple, Oak, Cherry, Walnut, Mahogany and Black shades. \\nColor fast, Long Lasting, Dries in Seconds. \\nPerfect match every time !\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Simply markers in wood colors...but they work!\\n\\nReview: I purchased these to touch up some scratched areas on my mom's hardwood floor for her. The markers are just that, they are markers, and yes by using them to color in the scratched areas it did make those areas less visible on the floor. The one thing I would recommend is starting with a lighter color than you think matches your floor or furniture and if it is too light, then go up to the next darkest color, because just because it says \\\"cherry\\\" it may not match your furniture exactly. Just a recommendation from my experience. What makes this product convenient is that the markers come in different wood colors. Is this a a miracle product? No. Is it is simple way to make damaged wood less visible? Yes. I will keep these around for those small wood fixes that stick out like a sore thumb.\",\n \"Product: The EDGE is THE ORIGINAL 300 grade stainless steel tool for assisted soft tissue manipulation from Buffalo, NY. I have always been interested in other big name approaches but did not want to pay the prices. I am an orthopaedic manual therapist who teaches in both APTA and AAOMPT accredited fellowship programs. I developed my own tool with different edges for different areas of the body. It is lightweight, has a comfortable grip, and even certified practitioners of the \\\"other\\\" techniques have used it and found it more comfortable and easier to use. It's several tools in one! The EDGE is used by professionals all over the world! Some organizations that use the EDGE: NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, division 1 schools, smaller colleges, high school ATCs and of in the capable hands of PTs, DCs, MTs, and ATCs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An alternative to PT Graston tools...\\n\\nReview: I was in physical therapy for 3 months due to tendinosis in several of my calf and lower leg tendons. During that time I was introduced to the Graston Technique by my physical therapist and the treatment worked wonders at breaking down the scar tissue that had formed on my tendons. I of course wanted to use this technique to maintain healthy tendons after PT was over, and it turns out it is VERY hard to find these kinds of tools available to the general public. I decided to give this a shot due to the inability to find the same tools that the PT used. This is much different than what the PT used. This tool was thin, light and precise. This took is heavy with a wider edge. While the tool is different, I have used it and it does provide relief when I feel my tendons are tight or need some maintenance. So yes, it works. If I had access to the tools my PT is able to get I would choose those over this but with limited options out there, if you are familiar with Graston technique and want something for home maintenance this is definitely worth giving a shot.\",\n \"Product: A necessity for any chef's kitchen. Perfect for keeping your pies staying fresh. The high dome provides ample room so that the top of the pie does not get squashed by the cover. The pan is constructed of even heating rust proof aluminum and features a galvanized steel wire around the rims for added strength. The 10 inch pie pan comes with a domed plastic cover which allows room for toppings on pies. Proudly made in the USA by Nordic Ware.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Finally a pie pan with a lid!!\\n\\nReview: I always wondered why it was so hard to find a pie pan that came with a lid so I didn't have to use plastic wrap or tin foil to cover up a pan and put it in the fridge. I finally found this one on Amazon.com. The pan itself is very solid and has some weight to it and it little extra depth so as far as a pan goes, it is good quality and there are no worries about it being cheap quality. It should be noted that it is not a non-stick pan so you will need to use some sort of non-stick product. Other than that, it is pretty simple...it is a pie pan and it comes with a lid to preserve your pie if you don't eat it all in one sitting, so if that is what you are looking for this will do the job.\",\n \"Product: Refrigerate or freeze in this compact freezer / refrigerator with full range thermostatic control by EdgeStar. Plus, this compact freezer / refrigerator (model CRF150SS-1) features a true stainless steel door- for uncommon style in a compact freezer / refrigerator. This 1.1 cubic foot compact freezer also features a lock for added security, energy-saving manual defrost, space-saving flush back design, and true 0 freezing Undoubtedly the best feature of this compact freezer / refrigerator is the full range temperature control. The entire unit can hold most temperatures from 0 F to 40 F. Just turn the thermostat to select the appropriate temperature for your application! Another great feature is the true stainless steel doors. Coupled with the black trim and black cabinet, this is one of the most modern, best looking compact freezer / refrigerator units available! Energy Guide Specifications: Estimated Yearly Operating Cost of This Model: $24.64 Energy Use (kWh/Year) Range of all Similar Models: 280kWh - 320kWh Estimated Yearly Electricity Use: 272 kWh/Year External Dimensions: 19 1/4 H x 18 1/2 W x 17 3/4 D Internal Dimensions: 13.5\\\" H x 14\\\" W x 13\\\" D\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A power house mini freezer\\n\\nReview: I needed a freezer to keep all my ice packs in so that they were not taking up so much space in my food freezer. There are not a lot of small freezer's out there but I did find this one. This bugger is actually more powerfull than my food freezer? As far as being able to keep things frozen, this is more than qualified to do so. I actually had to turn the freezer settings down a little because it was making my ice packs rock hard. I keep this in my bedroom and it is extremely quit, I cannot hear it at all other than just a light humming every once in a while for a few moments then it stops. If there is one negative I can say about it is that it builds up frost fairly quickly if you use it as a freezer. I have been unplugging it every week or too to shave off the frost that builds up. This appears to be likely due to the hot summer air and humidity surrounding the unit. But this process literally takes me a few minutes to shave off the frost (it actually comes with a little plastic tool for this purpose). But the positive is that this thing gets back to freezing within a couple of hours. The stainless steel look is also much more attrative than a black or white unit. It is really a little power house freezer. I am very happy with my purchase and if you need a little unit this is a great choice.\",\n \"Product: CDN ProAccurate Quick-Read Digital Thermometer: NSF approved. 6-8 second response. Water proof and shatter proof. Data-hold. Big digit. Food-safe abs plastic. Recalibratable. On/off button. Temperature guide on sheath. Sheath can be used as handle extension. Mounting: pocket clip. Lr44 button battery included.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: More accurate temperature than non-digital thermometer\\n\\nReview: This digital meat thermometer gives a more exact temperature than the non-digital ones, mainly because they give you the temp to the nearest tenth and it is easier to read. It is obviously easy to use, you just stick it in the food and let it read the temperature. It does take a minute or so to reach the point where it stops increasing and slows down to the accurate area of temperature but I have had the same experience with non-digital ones as well, where they reach a certain point and then slowly increase. It is a simple product and does what it is supposed to do, and if you prefer a digital thermometer this will do the job.\",\n \"Product: The Twist & Pour 1 Gallon Pitcher is a classic, round beverage pitcher with an easy-twist lid that contains an open hole and a strainer option for pouring. The see-through base allows for easy identification of the contents inside, and a contoured handle provides a comfortable surface for natural pouring. This pitcher is freezer and dishwasher safe. Sterilite beverage pitchers are BPA-free and phthalate-free. (9 1/8\\\" L x 6 1/2\\\" W x 11 1/8\\\" H 1 Gal / 3.8 L) - Comfort grip handle for natural pouring - Dishwasher, freezer, and refrigerator safe - BPA-free and phthalate-free - Made in the USA\\\\nWe are an authorized Sterilite Dealer\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality plastic pitcher...\\n\\nReview: It is crazy how hard it is to find plastic gallon pitcher's. I had 2 Sterlite pitchers for years but it was time for a new one so I found this on Amazon because I could not find any good ones at Walmart or Target. This is a good replacement to the oval shaped Sterlite pitchers I had before. It is sturdy and I like that it gives you two different pouring options with a slotted opening and regular opening to pour through. I also like how you can completely close up the spout by twisting the top if you want to make sure there are no spills when not pouring. If you're looking for a plastic pitcher rather than a glass one this is probably the best you will find.\",\n \"Product: This silicone ring forms round shaped eggs ideal for breakfast sandwiches. Heat resistant up to 280-Celsius/ 536-farenheit\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: If you have some extra time and want a PERFECT shaped egg...\\n\\nReview: I decided to get this egg ring just for the fun of it and since it was cheap. First, you definitely need to put some non-stick spray on the inside of the ring so the egg doesnt get stuck to it. Be prepared to wait a few extra minutes for your egg to cook if you're going to use this. Since the egg does not expand as far as it would without the ring, naturally it will have more depth to it which means it will need a couple extra minutes to cook all the way though. I got impatient for breakfast the first time and removed the ring so it would cook faster. All in all, if you want a PERFECTLY round fried egg, or if you want a perfectly round egg sandwich egg, then give this a shot since it's cheap. Otherwise, if you don't mind your egg being a little less perfectly shaped then I would say don't bother. I have this in my kitchen drawer but I definitely don't plan on using it on a regular basis as I don't really find it necessary and just adds more work to breakfast.\",\n \"Product: Convenient 10-1/2 by 16-inch cooking surface is great for any meal. Cool touch surrounds the base on the front and both sides. Built in slope and backstop ledge for easy food handling.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Better than a frying pan!\\n\\nReview: I purchased this Griddle to avoid having eggs or pancakes running into each other in a frying pan due to lack of space. I am very happy with my purchase. This griddle is big enough to cook probably 3 or 4 pancakes or 2 or 4 eggs at a time, with bacon on the side and everything spaced out well.\\nThe griddle is fairly flat, I keep it in a drawer with other frying pans stacked on top of it. The power cord/temperature controller actually gets inserted into one side so I remove it to make storage easier and just insert it and plug it in for use and it sits right on my counter top as I cook.\\n It heats up very quickly, it has with a temperature knob that you set the actual degree's instead of a high/medium/low setting like a stove but it comes with a little chart that tells you what temperature to used based on different types of food. It provides even and consistent heat and cooks eggs, pancakes, and bacon very well. There is a grease trap for any bacon grease ect. and it is very easy to clean. I just lean it in the sink and wash it with dish soap and soft sponge and it cleans up very easily and quickly.\\n\\nAll in all this is a great product. It is reliable, performs well, and is fairly convenient. The only thing I would bring to reviewers attention was I had to buy this for about $36 from a 3rd party seller as it was not available for sale by Amazon or prime and 2 days after I received it I saw it on sale at Macy's for $19.99. Just a memo in case it helps anyone save a few dollars.\",\n \"Product: The 5-Speed Hand Blender is one countertop appliance with limitless options and versatility. The 8-Inch blending arm reaches perfectly into deeper pots. The Industry's First Interchangeable Bell Blade Assemblies can be easily changed with no tools required; Simply twist off and on to switch from one bell blade assembly to another. The S-blade is ideal for blending, the multi-purpose blade crushes ice and the frother/beater blade froths milk. Also included, a whisk and chopper attachment for even greater versatility.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very convenient hand blender\\n\\nReview: I was looking for a hand blender for small kitchen projects so I wouldn't have to bust out the full sized blender all the time for small tasks. After doing research it seemed to me like this was the best quality hand blender out there and had the best reviews so I settled on this KitchenAid Hand Blender. This is a very nice, good quality product. It comes in a case with spots for each of the attachments and blender itself. It works very well and is much easier than taking out the full sized blender. The varying 5 speeds is a plus to adjust to whatever you are working with and the attachment tools allow this to become a multi-tasking product. I feel it is better to spend a little more and get something this is good quality than go cheaper and had a product that will not provide the same features or last as long. This hand blender is a great supplement to anyone's kitchen.\",\n \"Product: Dial Industries Adjustable Spring Loaded Drawer Dividers Keeps drawers neat and tidy. No tools are required and these dividers are easy to install. They fit most drawers and can expand from 13\\\" to 18\\\" long and 4.5\\\" high. Strong spring loaded mechanism holds dividers securely in place and rubber pads at end of each divider protect drawers. Dial Industries has been in business producing quality plastics for over four decades. We are proud that over 90% of our product line is Made In America.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: They work pretty simply.\\n\\nReview: I am an organization freak. When I discovered these drawer organizers, I ended up purchasing about 10 of them to use in all of my clothing drawers. They work pretty simply...you squeeze them into a drawer and then the springs expand and the separator expands from one side to another. I haven't had any problems with the 20 or so expanders I have in my drawers. Sometimes they might shift a little but no big deal. I haven't had any of them break or not work properly. I use them in all my clothing drawers, to keep stacks of jeans, t-shirts, etc. separated into neat piles and when I pull something from one pile it doesn't disturb the other pile as it stays in place nicely between the separators. If you want nicely neat and organized drawers these will do the job.\",\n \"Product: Wickman Fleur De Lis Wick Dipper/Candle Snuffer - Gift Boxed\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A wick dipper that does the job...\\n\\nReview: In all my candle burning I learned that dipping the wick was a much better option than dealing with the smoke when blowing it out or even snuffing it. I ended up using my wick trimmer to dip the wick untiL i realized that they make wick dipper's specifically for that purpose. There are not a lot of options on Amazon.com so I went with this one that was available and didn't have any weird designs like a buddha. This product is very lightweight and a lot thinner than I expected. Does it do it's job of dipping the wick? Yes, so the other details don't bother me. It has a little \\\"foot\\\" on the end that you can use to push down the wick into the wax and then life the wick back up. If your'e someone who burns candles a lot like me and likes to dip the wick, this makes it much easier than trying to find something else to do it with. Recommended!!\",\n \"Product: Sony ICF-S80 Splash Proof Shower Radio with Speaker\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good little shower radio\\n\\nReview: I purchased this shower radio about a year ago. After a couple of months I quickly realized that the radio I received was a lemon. I was constantly having to change the batteries and the buttons and power were randomly working. I was very unhappy with the how the product was working so I returned to Amazon with the hopes that I had just received a dud. I received a new shower radio and I have not had a single problem with it since. I keep in in the shower and use it a couple of times a day. It works great. It gets great reception and all my usual radio stations come in fine. It is also plenty loud to drowned out any shower singing at the top of your lungs and I have not even had to use it at full volume. Now that I got rid of the lemon radio I received I am very happy with this radio. If you purchase this and find it is working funny in any way I would contact Amazon to exchange it within the return period because as long as you get a normally working radio it should be just fine to keep you singing in the shower.\",\n \"Product: Sony ICF-S80 Splash Proof Shower Radio with Speaker\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good little shower radio\\n\\nReview: I purchased this shower radio about a year ago. After a couple of months I quickly realized that the radio I received was a lemon. I was constantly having to change the batteries and the buttons and power were randomly working. I was very unhappy with the how the product was working so I returned to Amazon with the hopes that I had just received a dud. I received a new shower radio and I have not had a single problem with it since. I keep in in the shower and use it a couple of times a day. It works great. It gets great reception and all my usual radio stations come in fine. It is also plenty loud to drowned out any shower singing at the top of your lungs and I have not even had to use it at full volume. Now that I got rid of the lemon radio I received I am very happy with this radio. If you purchase this and find it is working funny in any way I would contact Amazon to exchange it within the return period because as long as you get a normally working radio it should be just fine to keep you singing in the shower.\",\n \"Product: Mount a soundbar, surroundbar or speaker directly onto a TV (above or below) instead of mounting it to the wall.\\n\\nWorks with or without other TV mounts, in corners, and also if TV is being left on it's stand.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality, high cost\\n\\nReview: There are not a lot of choices out as far as sound bar speaker brackets. I decided to pay the extra to ensure I got a good quality bracket set. Good quality they definitely are. These metal brackets are thick and sturdy so there is no question that these are good quality and will do the job. As far as the installation process, the hardest part of the process is making sure the brackets are level and even and that the sound bar will be centered, level and even as well. I had to take my 50 inch tv off the wall, mount the brackets, measure them as best I could to make sure the same amount of space was left on both sides of the brackets to the edges of the tv and that the brackets poked out the top of the tv at the same height and enough to mount the sound bar without them showing. Once I had the measurements I was able to attach the sound bar and mount the tv back on the wall. My recommendation is not to rush. Make sure you measure and get everything even and level before mounting your tv if that is what you are doing. Again, the product is very good quality. They are just metal though and Im sure the reason for the $50 price tag is the lack of competition for this product. If you have the extra money to spend on these I would recommend ensuring you get the reliable good quality product to keep your tv and speaker protected.\",\n \"Product: iPearl mCoverA Collection for  MacBooks Product Highlights: + Designed to fit perfectly with the latest 11.6\\\" MacBook Air, A1465 model (with part number MD711LL/A or MD712LL/A released in June 2013 and part number MD223LL/A or MD224LL/A released in Summer 2012) and 1st Gen. A1370 model (with part # MC505LL/A or MC506LL/A or MC968LL/A or MC969LL/A) + Made of High-Quality High-Strength DOW polycarbonate plastic + Built-in ergonomically designed foldable feet to let you type more comfortably. It also helps your MacBook Air to stay cool + Rubber feet on the front side to prevent from slipping on smooth surface + No interference with Open/Close of MacBook and access to all ports (USB, ThunderBolt, SD Card, Power, Audio, etc.) + The MacBook Air's original heat ventilation grill is NOT blocked. Extra slots on the bottom cover were built in for better heat dissipation all the time + 9 vibrant colors (Aqua/Blue/Black/Clear/Green/Orange/Pink/Purple/Red) available + Made under license of US Patent 7, 643, 274 This case is NOT compatible with: - All 13.3\\\" MacBook Air (model A1237/A1304/A1369/A1466) - 13\\\" white MacBook, 13.3\\\"/15.4\\\" MacBook Pro iPearl Inc is proud of being an \\\"A+\\\"-Rating BBB Accredited Business with 33, 000+ reviews and 99%+ positive feedbacks at Merchant. iPearl offers protective cases for ALL current MacBook & Chromebook models and selected popular PC laptops, protecting 1, 500, 000+ Mac | PC | Chromebook laptops and iPad | Kindle | Nook readers around the world so far! (Updated on 10/16/2015)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Protects well but doesnt completly snap on\\n\\nReview: I purchased this hard shell cover case for my MacBook Air. I like the color and it does provide good protection to my laptop. You can also see the apple logo through the case so it looks like a purple tinted apple. The only negative is that I cannot for the life of me get the top shell to snap on all 4 sides. There is always one side that barely grips the corner of the laptop screen no matter how hard I try to get it to stay snapped on. The only reason I am not considering this a major negative is because it stays on just enough that it SEEMS to be completely snapped on. It doesn't hang off or feel loose, the only time I can tell it is not snapped on tightly is if I feel the corner with my fingers and I can tell it is not completely tight. This small issue does not effect the effectiveness of the product in my opinion and I still like it. That is why I gave it 4 stars, but not 5, because it should snap on perfectly, it doesn't, but you can't really tell. If this is something you are worried about you have to weigh how badly you want the product over the POSSIBILITY of this small unnoticeable issue.\",\n \"Product: Panasonic DMP-BDT210 3D Blu-ray Disc Player with Built-in WiFi. The 2D-3D conversion makes it possible to convert images from DVDs and Blu-ray Discs into 3D with natural depth perception. The 3D effect controller lets you moderate the leaping effects of 3D images. It also lets you adjust the amount of depth, so you can view expansive images and enjoy movies with exactly the kind of 3D effects you want. Features Include: Blu-ray Disc Playback Dolby Digital Plus/Dolby TrueHD HDMI (Output) Wi-Fi Ready DLNA Certified Dimensions: 7.1\\\"L x 16.9\\\"W x 1.4\\\"H\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent Choice for a Blu Ray Player\\n\\nReview: I purchased this Panasonic DMP-BDT220 after seeing that it was recommended by CNET and there were a lot of positive consumer reviews for it. As expected, this is a great Blu-Ray player. The playback quality is perfect and I have not experienced any issues with it at all. The set up to connect to my wireless network was easy as well. This Blu-Ray provides lots of additional features and options as well. It can connect to almost every streaming video service that you have a subscription too (Vudu, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc), it connects to You Tube and Pandora and you also have the ability to download additional apps to the blu-ray player. This, all in addition to being a great dvd/blu-ray player itself makes it an excellent choice. I am very happy with my purchase and highly recommend this product.\\n\\nUPDATE: I would highly recommend purchasing a SD memory card to supplement this player. I was having trouble with a blu ray disc stuck in the loading stage so I contacted Panasonic and found out that some blu ray discs carry so much information that if you do not have an SD card in the player to provide additional memory, as it allows for, then there may not be enough memory to load up all the information on the disc. They recommended a 2 GB SD card, which is only a few dollars. Sure enough, I went to the store and got an SD card and simply loaded it into the front of the player, went into the settings to format it, and then the blu ray disc I was having trouble with played right away when I loaded it. I have played dozens of discs on this player and have only had this problem on one or two discs, but seeing as though SD cards are fairly cheap, it cannot hurt to purchase one to supplement the player and ensure it plays to the best of it's ability.\",\n \"Product: Women's ROAD RUNNER SPORTS UNDERCOVER SEAMLESS HIPSTER :: Ever wish you could get the comfort of your workout clothes in your everyday-wear? That's exactly what the women's Undercover Seamless Hipster from Road Runner Sports delivers. It's underwear for the active woman. Enjoy unbelievably soft seamless fabric that feels like velvet on your skin.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best Workout Underwear I Have Found\\n\\nReview: I have been wearing under armour mesh boy shorts for running and working out for years. But once they were discontinued and I needed some new workout underwear, the new under armour options just didn't cut it. I did some research and came across the Road Runner Sports R-Gear Seamless Hipster. These are without a doubt my new favorite workout underwear. The most important thing about these is that they DO NOT ride up. They stay perfectly in place and honestly it feels like you're not wearing anything. They confirm to the skin perfectly. I wear compression shorts and pants for my workouts (depending on the weather) and these were extremely comfortable under my compression gear. They wick sweat wonderfully and do not lose their shape (some UA underwear stretches out to high heavens when sweat hits it!) I was so impressed with these I went back to buy more for every workout day of the week. This is a great option for anyone looking for compfortable workout underwear that won't ride up!!\",\n \"Product: iBungee *Reflective is the best stretch lace in the world and provides a supremely comfortable, plush feel for the foot. iBungee *Reflective converts any shoe into a slip-on and the comfort and flexibility is addictive. Our high-quality cord locks will never slip and you'll never tie laces again! Rated \\\"Best in Test\\\" by Triathlete Magazine and recommended by Runner's World.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I love that can just slip them on and not have ...\\n\\nReview: I wish I discovered these laces years ago. I cam across these while looking for some replacement laces for my running sneaks and the idea of not having to tie my sneakers and to have some elasticity in the lace sounded very attractive. Lets just say that now that I have tried these laces I will never use regular laces in my workout or running sneaks again. Working out at six in the morning evening tying sneakers can be difficult. I love that can just slip them on and not have to worry about double tying my laces, or hearing long laces flapping around or irritating me during a workout or run, or having to stop because the laces are either too tight or too loose or coming undone. These laces just give me one less thing to worry about with my running sneakers and they make my sneakers even more comfortable. As far as size, I wear a womans size 9 running sneaker and typically wear just Mizuno's. I leave the last lace hole free and tie my laces one hole from the top. I ordered the 36 inch laces and they fit perfectly with just enough room to give some stretch, not be too tight, and allow me to tie off the ends right at the lace hole I prefer. If any of this sounds good to you give these a try!!\",\n \"Product: Lined zippered jumpsuit with leg snaps for easy diaper change, hood, plus slip-on booties with skid resistant bottoms\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A hit at Halloween\\n\\nReview: I purchased this for my niece who was 10 months old. At first it was definitely a challenge to get her used to the head part of the costume, which is separate from the rest and you velcro it under the chin. I think it felt too heavy on her head or she didn't like the feel of it. But come Halloween night when my family took my nieces and nephew's trick or treating, it didn't seem to bother her at all. She sat in her stroller as we pushed her around and was completely fine. And of course everyone who saw her got a kick out of the costume with plenty of facebook comments too. The costume was definitely a hit. It fit well and was good quality. Definitely happy we decided on this.\",\n \"Product: Black Mountain Products (B.M.P.) resistance bands are made from the highest quality rubber to ensure maximum life. This set of resistance bands includes five stackable resistance bands, two handles, door anchor, carrying bag, and exercise manual. This set of exercise bands optimizes the advantage of using any single or multiple (1-5) bands at once to achieve multiple levels of resistance. B.M.P.'s stackable set of exercise bands allow for a much wider range of resistance, (4lbs to 75lbs) then traditional resistance bands sets. Any combination of bands may be used at one time, without the hassles of having multiple handles on each band. This increase in range and ease of use makes this set perfect for anyone from beginners and experts. Stackable bands allow you to achieve the highest levels of resistance possible.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Effective & great quality\\n\\nReview: This is a great set of resistance bands. It comes with a variety of bands equaling different amounts of pound resistance. It also comes with the ankle straps if you want to use the bands to do leg exercises as well 2 handles to clip the band(s) onto for arm exercises. There is a bag if you care to store them in the bag and a small paper booklet giving you some examples of different exercises you can do. These are a good alternative to free weights or weight machines. You can do so many different exercises with them and work a variety of muscles. Keep in mind, if one band doesn't satisfy your weight resistance desire, you can double or triple them up, just hook them onto the handle or ankle strap and work with the combined resistance. I have been using these for a little over a month and stretching them pretty good during my use, and I see no signs of wear or tear. Anyone looking to add a little variety to their workout or for an alternative to weights or machines, I would definitely give these a try.\",\n \"Product: Extra-heavy cushioning will keep your feet warm and dry when you're mountaineering, ice climbing or multi-day backpacking. Arch brace holds the sock in place.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: As warm and cushy as you can get\\n\\nReview: I purchased this Smartwool Mountaineer socks mainly to wear when I am outside for extended periods of time, whether it be shoveling snow or walking the dog in the 30 degree temps. These socks are very cushioned and extra thick and my feet stay completely warm when Im outside in the cold. The length is longer than other Smartwool socks, going up to at least my mid-calf and I am 5'5\\\". The wool keeps my feet warm and dry. My main recommendation is to make sure that your feet are warm either before you put on the socks or before you put boots on with the socks. It makes it much easier to keep your feet warm rather than wait for them to warm up after putting them on. Also, make sure you get the right sized socks because if they are too tight they will reduce circulation, which also would make your feet cold. All in all, Smartwool socks are the warmest socks I have found and these Moutaineering socks are as warm and cushy as you can get.\",\n \"Product: The Spill-Proof Bottle that makes it easy to stay hydrated on the go.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A challenging way to drink...but good!\\n\\nReview: What makes this different than the typical water bottle is the bit valve and straw. Basically in order to get to your liquid you have to bit or squeeze the rubber valve that you drink out of. For me, if I bite it and then drink the back of my teeth get cold so I try to squeeze it with my lips while I drink or find the right place to bite it so that the liquid doesnt make my teeth cold. It may sound funny but I sort of enjoy this challenging way to get to my drink (Im always up for a challenge). What I have noticed is that for some reason, drinking a liter of water or whatever you want to drink out of this seems a lot easier and faster. Im not sure why but I seem to be able to drink it much faster out of this container, which is good if you're trying to stay hydrated and take in a certain amount of fluid every day. The only other thing I should mention is the other thing that makes this bottle different is that you don't have to tip it. A straw is attached to the cap and valve so you are basically drinking out of a straw. I see it as a plus except the straw doesnt not go all the way to the bottom of the bottle so it's hard to get to the last sip of drink without taking off the cap and drinking it. Those are the main details I can give about this water bottle. I personally like it better than any other water bottle I have had.\",\n \"Product: The Skwoosh Master Row Pad is an advanced pressure-relieving gel row pad (AGP) that is designed specifically for serious rowers. AGP Technology enables the patented TekPad Gel Packs to be welded directly under the ischial tuberosity, aka 'sitz' bones located at the lowest part of the pelvis, which bears the weight of the body when sitting. Using a Master Row Pad helps maintain circulation and prevent numbness and discomfort in the legs and lower back, regardless of the amount of time spent rowing. This lightweight, low profile cushion fits a standard row seat and is waterproof. Maintenance free construction functions in all temperatures. Made in USA.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not great on it's own but I made it work...\\n\\nReview: I purchased a Concept 2 rower and immediately knew that I needed something to help cushion the seat. For my first purchase from Amazon, I bought the Concept 2 Rower Foam Seat Pad. The rower was awesome so the seat pad from the same brand should be great too right? Nope. If you row for a half hour and your butt is killing you, then the product is not doing the job. I came back to Amazon after looking everywhere else online too and decided to try out this Skwoosh Master Row Pad. Apparently these 2 products are the only seat pads for a rowing machine. I did not find anything anywhere else on the internet at all, only ones designed for actual boats and kayak's. So, I purchased this product, removed the foam seat pad, and this really was no better. It is flat as a pancake and the small amount of gel in the butt circles does not provide enough cushioning to keep me comfortable during a rowing session. After that, I decided to make my own solution on the problem, since there were really no other options out there that I found. I put the Concept 2 Foam Pad back on the seat, and then put this Skwoosh Row Pad on top of that. Surprisingly, it actually works. I can now go through a good 30 minute rowing session without any discomfort on my bum.\\n\\nMy conclusion, this product alone will not keep you comfortable. The Concept 2 Foam Pad on its own will not keep you comfortable. But I decided to share my solution of using the two together in case anyone else wants to give it a try.\",\n \"Product: The RumbleRoller Manipulates Soft Tissue - Like a Massage Therapist. The surface of the RumbleRoller contains specially designed bumps that are firm, but flexible, much like the thumbs of a massage therapist. As you roll over the top of the RumbleRoller, the bumps continuously knead the contours of your body, gently stretching soft tissue (muscle and fascia) in multiple directions. This action erodes trigger points, helps restore flexibility, and brings quick relief to common types of muscular pain. By design, the RumbleRoller's bumps are firmer than muscle tissue, but much softer than bone, so they deflect out of the way if they contact your spine or other bony protrusions. Through simple techniques, you can control the amount of pressure the bumps apply to your body. The bumps are closely spaced to one another (< 2\\\" apart), so several of them simultaneously contact your body during most exercises. However, with a slight shift of your body, you can reduce your area of contact with the RumbleRoller, which increases pressure and provides deeper, more penetrating relief.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Black is for people who like pain!!\\n\\nReview: I have issues with getting really tight muscles and knots in my upper back and shoulders. I get regular massages and have a different foam roller that is more smooth but decided to purchase this deep tissue black massage roller since it said it works like a therapist's thumbs. Unfortunately the black 31 inch was just too painful for me so I had to send it back. It is so hard that it feels like laying on a bunch of pointed rocks. Im sure this thing could help to loosen up tight muscles but you have to be willing to endure the pain that comes with how hard the knobs are. I could barely roll across it twice for a couple seconds before having to stop. I am a 33 year old very active and in shape female. This was just too tough on my skin. I sent it back and am going to try out the blue roller with the hope it won't be as painful.\",\n \"Product: classic Gripad lifting grips. Specifically designed to provide maximum protection and grip with minimum coverage. Great for regular/frequent gym users, machine based training programs, and free-weight based training. One size fits most, for men and women. Available in Red, Black, Blue, Camo, Pink & Purple.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Helps with grip calluses\\n\\nReview: I needed some protection on my hands because I was getting calluses in the middle of my fingers from doing pull ups and using the pull up bar to do reverse crunches. I decided to give these a shot to help provide some cushioning to my grip to prevent calluses. I have been using these Gripad Workout Grips for about a month and they are great. I use them when working out every day and they have not shown any wear at all. They are still in perfect condition. They are very comfortable, you just slip a few fingers through the finder holds and grip away. They have prevented my calluses from getting any worse and have solved the problem I was having completely. Im sure they will last me a while but whenever they do wear down I will be coming back for more.\",\n \"Product: CEP compresson socks provide medical compression to help ahtletes maximize performance and recovery\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for Support, Performance, and Recovery\\n\\nReview: I have achilles and heel issues for about a year and look for anything I can to help with relief from the pain, especially after a workout or a day of being on my feet all day. These CEP Compression socks have been amazing at helping with recovery and pain relief. I usually throw them on after I shower after a workout and I have noticed a large reduction in pain at night. The compression socks help with circulation and to reduce and deter swelling. They are tight enough to do the job but not so tight that they are uncomfortable. They can also be worn during a workout to help with muscle performance by keeping the muscles secured so that they do not tire as quickly and the extra circulation helps with muscle building and performance. I have purchased a couple of pairs and definitely will purchase a few more to add to the collection. I highly recommend trying them out if you are an athlete looking for an extra boost to your run or workout, or to help with recovery of your muscles afterward. As for this product being a \\\"night sock\\\", I wouldnt count on it making you visible at night. There are small reflective-like specks along the sock but even standing in a dark room the sock doesnt really stand out or seem any different than any other sock. Other than that this performs the same as every other CEP sock...great for support, performance, and recovery.\",\n \"Product: Articulated finger loops. Anti-Shock Rev-Tech Gel™ Padding. Neoprene for extra comfort. Exclusive Ultra-Lock™ Hook and Loop Closure. Built-in 120\\\" Elastic Wrap. Can be worn under gloves. Size: One size fits most.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Too snug inside Muy Thai gloves...\\n\\nReview: I was looking for hand wraps to go under the new muy thai gloves for use with a heavy bag, without having to get the extremely long wraps that would take longer to put on. Unfortunately, these gel hand wraps were just too thick to fit into my glove. I think you would have to purchase a larger glove than you may otherwise, if you want to fit these in. I also found that the thumb loop on this glove was pretty small and did not feel comfortable at all, and there was no way to loosen it. It was way too tight around the base of my thumb, and I am a woman, so I cannot imagine how it would fit for men with larger hands. Unfortunately, this product did not suit my need as it did not fit in my gloves and the thumb loop was too tight, so I ended up returning and just getting regular hand wraps, which fit fine in my muy thai gloves and wrap much more comfortably around the thumb.\",\n \"Product: Champion Sports Lacrosse Ball\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Use it for tight muscles\\n\\nReview: I cannot attest for how this works in the actual sport of Lacrosse but a massage therapist recommended I get a Lacrosse Ball to help get out knots in my muscles. If you google online there are a lot of recommendations to use a tennis ball to help work out knots but I have tried both and a Lacrosse ball is much more effective than a tennis ball. The tennis ball has the ability to squish a little bit while a Lacrosse Ball is heavier and harder and doesnt collapse in a tennis ball can. I have used this for knots in my back just by lying it on on the floor, and also use it for tightness in my neck and shoulders, just using it to press down on the tight muscles, which is much easier than using your hands. If you're looking for a lacrosse ball for muscle tension issues I can attest to the fact that this is a good product and does work much better than a tennis ball or your own hands at helping to relieve knots and tension.\",\n \"Product: Targeting the calf muscle, 2XU Calf Sleeves with PWX Power fabric are a great muscle containment device that can be worn during training or competition but are designed especially for recovery. Supporting the calf muscle reduces muscle vibration allowing the calf muscle to operate more efficiently reducing fatigue and muscle cramping, increasing power and strength and mitigating shin splint issues. The 2XU Calf Sleeves will protect your calves from fatigue, muscle soreness and cramping while helping you recover faster. Sold in Pairs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for recovery post-workout\\n\\nReview: These 2XU Compression Recovery Calf Sleeves are a great supplement to recovery post-workout, especially if you're a runner or doing a workout that really works the calf muscles. I had been getting really tight calves and decided to wear some compression sleeves during and post-workout. While I chose a tighter compression sleeve for intra-workout, these 2XU recovery sleeves provide just enough compression post-workout to provide support, recovery, and keep the blood flowing in my calves to prevent them from tightening up. They are very comfortable and I have even work them while I sleep to supplement recovery overnight. If you're looking for a post-workout compression sleeve I would recommend giving these a try. 2XU is a great compression brand and I wear their compression shorts as well.\",\n \"Product: BREAK THROUGH THE WALL. CEP Progressive Compression Run Socks help you break through the wall that hits you when you push yourself to the limit. The progressive compression technology, which has been scientifically proven to increase circulation by up to 40%, helps you will feel lighter on your feet, and less fatigued no matter the distance. Unparalleled Wearability. CEPs high-tech compression fibers and toe-box elasticity, form a barrier between you and your shoe. The socks mold to your feet like a second-skin, giving you a superior shoe fit with guaranteed blister prevention and wearing comfort. Stay Cool! Built in air-conditioning allows air to flow through the ribbed pattern on the front of the shin. Air will hit moisture that has been pulled from the surface of your skin and reduce skin temperature up-to 6 degrees Fahrenheit. Goodbye Shin Splints. CEPs high-tech compression fibers provide maximum support and stability, which helps prevent micro tears in the connective tissues that cause shin splints. Buy with Confidence. We hold our products to the highest quality standards in manufacturing, which guarantees the comfort and durability of every product we make. When you wear CEP you are wearing a long history of proven success in medicine and sports. We also back up our products with a 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed. Buy with confidence, buy CEP. Who We Are? CEP is the performance brand of medi, a global leader in the healthcare market known for its innovative medical products. For over 65 years, medi headquartered in Bayreuth, Germany has been developing and enhancing its unique medi compression as the core technology and other technologies that have a positive effect on the human body. Every single CEP product combines decades of knowledge and expertise in sports and medicine.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for performance and recovery\\n\\nReview: I have achilles and heel issues for about a year and look for anything I can to help with relief from the pain, especially after a workout or a day of being on my feet all day. These CEP Compression socks have been amazing at helping with recovery and pain relief. I usually throw them on after I shower after a workout and I have noticed a large reduction in pain at night. The compression socks help with circulation and to reduce and deter swelling. They are tight enough to do the job but not so tight that they are uncomfortable. They can also be worn during a workout to help with muscle performance by keeping the muscles secured so that they do not tire as quickly and the extra circulation helps with muscle building and performance. I have purchased a couple of pairs and definitely will purchase a few more to add to the collection. I highly recommend trying them out if you are an athlete looking for an extra boost to your run or workout, or to help with recovery of your muscles afterward.\",\n \"Product: A privileged rich debutante and a cynical struggling entertainer share a turbulent, but strong childhood friendship over the years.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A classic on blu ray...\\n\\nReview: Beaches is a classic movie. I had the vhs movie as a teenager and now I purchased the blu-ray. This is a great movie about life, love, and especially friendship. It is incredibly funny, dramatic, sad...it's got a little bit of everything. I have seen this so many times I can recite the lines. If you are purchasing this it is likely because you have already seen it and love it as I do. If you have not seen it and like the kind of movies that make you laugh one minute and cry the next, this is for you. I feel this is a classic I will keep in my movie collection with me throughout my life. I love it!!\",\n \"Product: The most innovative snap-on cases, Acase Superleggera Pro Dual Protection Case, is now available for Samsung Galaxy S3.Easily removable with detail cut-out design, this form-fitted case gives you an easy access to all S3 features. Made by Silicone and polycarbonate, the dual layer case is not only light-weighted and slim, but it is also strong and protective. While the polycarbonate anti-fingerprint cover provides you with a comfortable grip, the flexible Silicone skin gently protects your S3 from getting any scratch and impact. In addition, the Silicone pads cover the headphone jack and charging port of S3, preventing dusts from entering into the ports. Slightly thicker than the S3body, the bulged fringe of case can prevent the S3 display from touching the ground directly when falling on to the ground. Acase Superleggera Pro Dual Protection Case makes your phone look like a new one every day!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Attractive, high quality phone case\\n\\nReview: I ordered this phone case for my new Samsung Galaxy III mainly for the color and other positive ratings. When I first got it I was having a hard time getting the case to completely fit around the phone. I then realized this had nothing to do with the phone case being defective, but it was much easier to get it to fit correctly by removing the inner and outer case and covering from each other and putting them on one at a time. You have the inner rubber skin-like covering that you put on first, and then the harder outer shell that goes over that, creating 2 layers of protection for the phone. All in all I have to say this is a great case and it provides good protection without adding bulk to the phone. I wanted to share my experience with how to put the case on in case this helps other purchasers in the future.\",\n \"Product: Debi Hron's \\\"Simple Inspirations\\\" is a charming exploration of gorgeous flowers and nature scenes accented with heartfelt quotations. Decorate your home or office with this Simple Inspirations 2014 Wall Calendar. Lang Wall Calendars are the timeless favorite of all Lang customers. These decorative calendars truly start with great art from the beautiful talents of our world renowned artists. LANG crafts exceptional, high quality calendars that you are proud to display all year long. Show off your taste in artwork to everyone that visits or walks by, they'll be sure to comment! Look forward to flipping your calendar each month to another lovely work of art by nationally recognized artists. Plus, this makes the perfect gift for that special someone in your life! Go ahead and plan your year with this Simple Inspirations 2014 Wall Calendar.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My favorite calendar brand\\n\\nReview: I purchase a Lang calendar every year in December for the new year. I love their line of calendar's with the festive and seasonally appropriate pictures and cute little quotes every month. The Simple Inspirations wall calendar is colorful and full of inspiring and heart warming sayings to accompany the picture for each month. I hang this in my kitchen every year and I feel it adds a nice homey touch and compliments the kitchen well. If you can't see the photos and quotes for each month here on Amazon you can go onto the Lang website and it allows you to see each month so you can decide if this is the calendar of your choice. It is for me every year!!\",\n \"Product: The Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle Heavy duty - withstands abuse Fire hose nozzle construction Adjustable spray pattern for all jobs Turns any standard garden hose into multi-function spray tool Patented two-way shutoff Comfort-grip soft rubber Fiberglass reinforced nylon Aircraft aluminum Stainless steel The perfect stream of water for any job\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for washing cars\\n\\nReview: I was looking for a good hose nozzle to use for washing my car in the driveway so based on the positive reviews I decided to give this a shot. It works by simply twisting the head of the nozzle to adjust the strength and power of the water stream. It does have a fairly powerful water flow but I subtract a star because it is not very versatile. It doesnt offer different types of streams of water, such as a shower-like stream that has a slightly softer water flow but would cover a larger area. It's basically just a strong hard stream of water like a fire hose provides (although not that powerful obviously). If that is what you are looking for, this does a good job at providing a hard strong stream of water. As far as using it to wash off my car, it gets the job done well.\",\n \"Product: For a beautiful garden and lawn, proper watering is essential. At Gilmour, we offer a wide range of watering tools that make the job a pleasure. No matter the size or shape of your lawn, Gilmour has a sprinkler to fit your needs. This Impulse sprinkler has a wide, heavy duty polymer sled base for stability and a built in timer that automatically shuts water off. The dial selects up to 2 hours of watering or you can just put it in the ON setting for continuous watering. The patented impulse arm saves water by eliminating back and side splash and the diffuser screw allows easy fingertip adjustment of water stream for even coverage up to 5800 sq. ft. (86 ft. diameter).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: As good as you can get\\n\\nReview: I did a lot of research on sprinklers to find which one would be reliable and have features I would use. I mainly chose this sprinkler based on the fact that you can set the timer as well as make adjustments to where and how is sprays. I have had this sprinkler for several weeks and I have to say that it is definitely worth the cost. I often forget to the shut off the water so having a timer where you simply set it the same way you would an oven timer, by twisting a knob to the set amount of time you want it to sprinkle for in 15 minute increments, and then walk away and not worry about it, is definitely a useful feature. I also use the adjustment setting which allows you to set the area that the sprinkler covers. Once it reaches the adjusted setting it heads back in the other direction and recovers the area you want it to spray.\\n\\nOverall I am very pleased with this sprinkler and I see no negatives to it. I would say it is a top of the line choice unless you want to have a professional sprinkler system installed.\",\n \"Product: Kalaya Emu Oil Pet Spray an antistatic aqueous based spray. Provides moisture to the skin for a healthy hair follicle. May be used daily as a moisturizing grooming spray.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Smells great, moisturizes and refreshes...\\n\\nReview: I purchased this Kalaya Emu Oil Moisturizing Spay along with the Shampoo in this product line. My dog has always had a rough coat but over the summer he had an allergic reaction to something that caused him to itch, flake, and shed really bad. I was looking for a moisturizer for a dog to help with his very dry skin and coat. The shampoo in this product line is amazing but I don't like to shampoo my dog too often so I purchased this spray to use as well. Every few nights I lay him down and spray some of this in my hands and rub it all through his coat. The first thing I have to say is that it smells amazing. It has a very fruity smell and after I use it on my dog I have the smell on my hands and I love it. I would use this myself (I have seen other reviewers say they have used it on their own hair). Second, this product does a great job at keeping the flakiness away in his skin and coat, keeping him moisturized, refreshing, and giving his coat a bit of a soft boost. I am really happy I found this product line and will continue to use it on my dog from here on out. Highly recommended if you are looking for a moisturizer for your dog.\",\n \"Product: C.E.T. Tartar Control Toothpaste for dogs and cats is designed for pets who are rapid plaque formers. The Tartar Control Toothpastes contain a strengthened enzyme system and are more abrasive than regular toothpastes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My dog actually likes this flavor!!\\n\\nReview: I have been using CET toothpaste on my dog for years. I have used the chicken and beef flavors in the past but decided to give this vanilla mint flavor a try with him. Even though I brush his teeth 4 times a week for years, he still gives me a hard time and tries to shrug away every time I have to brush his teeth. I can honestly say that I swear he actually enjoys this Vanilla mint flavor toothpaste. He is not giving me as hard of a time when I brush his teeth with this and seems to actually like it. As far as the effectiveness of the product, I have been using this for years and my six year old dog has whiter teeth than many people, so I would say it's working well when used frequently. If you care about your dogs oral health definitely give this toothpaste a try. I have found that CET products are the best oral health products that you can find for dogs.\",\n \"Product: The Dogswell Veggie Life Vitality Sweet Potato Chew, 5-Ounce Orange Pouches (Pack of 6)is made in china.Its good for eyes, skin, and Coated with Flax seed & Vitamins.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: My dog's favorite treat\\n\\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \\\"made in China\\\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )\",\n \"Product: Dogswell Veggie Life Happy Hips Treats are made with sweet potatoes that are high in vitamins, calcium, iron and potassium. They are also an excellent source of beta-carotene. With glucosamine and chondroitin from natural sources to help maintain joint mobility. It is also a vitamin E supplement.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: My Dog's Favorite Treat...\\n\\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \\\"made in China\\\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )\",\n \"Product: ZYMOX Ear Cleanser provides a, non-toxic way to manage problem ears. The addition of Lactoferrin, Lacoperoxidase and Lysozyme make Zymox Ear Cleanser great for maintenance and prevention. Zymox Ear Cleanser is the only ear cleaner recommended for use with Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution because it will not interfere with the activity of the Zymox Three Point Enzyme System.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I will continue to use this for my dog...\\n\\nReview: I noticed my dog was doing some major out-of-the-ordinary head shaking so I did a little research and thought he might have an ear infection, possibly from getting water in his ears during these hot summer days. Before bringing him to the vet I decided to purchase this ear cleanser as well as the Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution. Once received I used the Otic Enzymatic Solution and put a drop in each ear and then used this ear cleanser to clean out his ears as well. Within 2 days the head shaking completely stopped so I can only attribute it to using the Zymox products. I am going to continue the routine of cleaning his ears with this cleanser and would recommend this to anyone who is experiencing ear problems with their dog.\",\n \"Product: The Dogswell Veggie Life Vitality Sweet Potato Chew, 5-Ounce Orange Pouches (Pack of 6)is made in china.Its good for eyes, skin, and Coated with Flax seed & Vitamins.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: My dog's favorite treat\\n\\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \\\"made in China\\\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )\",\n \"Product: Dogswell Veggie Life Happy Hips Treats are made with sweet potatoes that are high in vitamins, calcium, iron and potassium. They are also an excellent source of beta-carotene. With glucosamine and chondroitin from natural sources to help maintain joint mobility. It is also a vitamin E supplement.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: My Dog's Favorite Treat...\\n\\nReview: These apple/chicken treats from Dogswell are without a doubt my dog's favorite treat. He always get excited when he gets one of these. I know there has been a lot of information out there about chicken jerky treats that are made in China and here is what I have to say regarding that. Upon hearing about the issues with chicken jerky treats made in China I decided to try to see if there was any apple wrapped chicken treats out there that were made in the US. I searched the internet for hours and asked all of the local pet stores if they knew of any. The unfortunate finding was that there are very few made in USA dog treats at all. I feed my dog Blue Buffalo dog food and jerky strips, and those are high quality organic made in the USA dog treats. I myself am a very health conscious person and I carry that over to my dog. But as far as apply wrapped chicken treats, I could not find any at all that were not made in China. So I was left with a decision, either stop giving my dog his favorite treat that he has been getting for years, or not. I decided that based on the fact that my dog has been getting these treats for years and has never gotten sick from them, I was not going to deprive him of his favorite treat. Dogswell also addresses this \\\"made in China\\\" issue on their website and confirms their process and that their products are safe, so if anything ever happened to my dog I would sue their butts off. All in all, I have to give this product 4 stars. 4 stars because my dog loves the more than any other treat and has never gotten sick from them or had any side effects, but minus a star because if they were made in the USA they would be perfect : )\",\n \"Product: ZYMOX Ear Cleanser provides a, non-toxic way to manage problem ears. The addition of Lactoferrin, Lacoperoxidase and Lysozyme make Zymox Ear Cleanser great for maintenance and prevention. Zymox Ear Cleanser is the only ear cleaner recommended for use with Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution because it will not interfere with the activity of the Zymox Three Point Enzyme System.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I will continue to use this for my dog...\\n\\nReview: I noticed my dog was doing some major out-of-the-ordinary head shaking so I did a little research and thought he might have an ear infection, possibly from getting water in his ears during these hot summer days. Before bringing him to the vet I decided to purchase this ear cleanser as well as the Zymox Otic Enzymatic Solution. Once received I used the Otic Enzymatic Solution and put a drop in each ear and then used this ear cleanser to clean out his ears as well. Within 2 days the head shaking completely stopped so I can only attribute it to using the Zymox products. I am going to continue the routine of cleaning his ears with this cleanser and would recommend this to anyone who is experiencing ear problems with their dog.\",\n \"Product: ZYMOX Topical Zymox Topical cream provides a powerful natural enzyme formula to aid in the treatment of skin infections\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Worked like a charm\\n\\nReview: My dog had a heat rash that he turned into a hot spot under his armpit. I tried wound and hot spot sprays, and even used a cotton ball to apply the spray, but my dog just wanted to lick it off, which only made the area worse. Im not sure if it stung or what but he didn't like it. I decided to try this product with the hope it would work like neosporin or polysporin. I needed something to provide some healing and moisture to the area because when it got dry he wanted to scratch, which also just made it worse. I have used this product for only 3 days and his rash and scabbed areas he created are almost 100% healed. He has not had the desire to lick it off as well and it seems to me like it provided some sort of relief to him. I am more than relieved and happy about how fast this product worked and the relief it provided to my dog and will keep this on hand for the rest of his life!\",\n \"Product: Nordic Naturals Omega-3 Pet Soft Gels products are an excellent source of the important omega-3 fatty acids EPA and DHA. EPA and DHA help support skin and coat health, joint health, heart health, immune system health, cellular health, and brain and eye development and maintenance. Daily supplementation with Omega-3 Pet Soft Gels products is a proactive way to help maintain overall health for your dog companion. All Nordic Naturals pet products are made with the same exceptional quality oil as our human products, but have been specially formulated for dogs or cats. Please use only our pet products for your dog or cat, not our human products. Please refer to the product label for additional information and guidelines. Omega-3 Pet Soft Gels products should be used within two years of opening.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best choice I can find for omega's for my dog\\n\\nReview: I purchased the Nordic Naturals Omega-3 Pet for my dog because I actually use Nordic Naturals myself. I have done a lot of research on quality omega products and brands for myself and have found that Nordic Natural's is a top-of-the-line brand for Omega supplements. It is important to me that I pay as much attention to my dog's health as I do my own so when I found that Nordic Naturals' offered a pet Omega 3 this was my first choice. I feel Omega's have multiple positive benefits to both a person's and dog's health but the main one I have seen is that giving this product to my dog daily has helped to soften his prickly coat. All I do is poke a hole in the pill and squirt the omega oil on his dry food once a day and it's as easy as that. It doesnt have any unpleasant fishy smell or anything. Purchasing this for $30 will last you about 5 months so spending $30 twice a year or so to improve my dog's health is well worth it. I will continue to use this product for my dog in the future.\",\n \"Product: Nutri-Vet Grass Guard Max liver flavor chewables for dogs contain a unique blend of probiotics, digestive enzymes, amino acids and botanicals to help prevent lawn burn and yellow spots on grass. Nutri-Vet Grass Guard Max liver flavor chewables for dogs contain a unique blend of probiotics, digestive enzymes, amino acids and botanicals to help prevent lawn burn and yellow spots on grass. Nutri-Vet Grass Guard Max liver flavor chewables for dogs contain a unique blend of probiotics, digestive enzymes, amino acids and botanicals to help prevent lawn burn and yellow spots on grass.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Didnt work for my dog and he didn't like it either.\\n\\nReview: Last year I used Dr's Foster & Smith lawn product to prevent the lawn burns all summer long from my dog's pee.\\nI decided to try something new for some reason and purchased this product thinking it was a treat-like chewable. First, it is a chewable tablet. I have a an 11 lb. small dog and there was nothing I could do to get him to eat this chewable. There was nothing \\\"treat-like\\\" about it at all and nothing about it that intrigued him enough to eat it.\\nNot wanting to immediately return the product, I decided to grind up the tablets in a food processor and put a teaspoon in his food to get him to eat it that way. I tried that for over a month and not only did it deter him from wanting to eat his food but it didn't help with the lawn burn at all.\\nI ended up throwing out the product and purchasing the product I did last year from Drs Foster & Smith, which is a more treat like alternative and I feel it actually works.\\nOverall I would not recommend this product because most importantly, I don't believe it works as neutralizing a dog's pee, but unless you have a dog who will eat anything it may be hard to get them to even take it to begin with.\",\n \"Product: 10\\\" wrought iron stand with single stainless steel feeder bowl in Black stand with bone design. Capacity of the bowl is 2.5L.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for my min pin\\n\\nReview: I needed a solo water stand for my 13 lb miniature pinscher to keep in my bedroom because he always wakes up during the night and wants water. This stand is PERFECT. I am very pleased with this purchase. The stand is the perfect height for my small dog. It is excellent quality and classy enough not to look like a eye sore in the corner of my bedroom. The stainless steel bowl is nice but because he doesnt need that much water I night I actually place a smaller bowl I have right inside the bowl it comes with and it works perfectly that way. If you are looking for a stand-alone water stand and bowl for a smaller dog I would definitely recommend this YML 5-Inch Wrought Iron Stand.\",\n \"Product: The BAT-200 Battery Tester indicates the amount of charge remaining in standard and rechargeable batteries. The analog display needle moves on a color-coded, calibrated scale to quickly identify 'good' (green), 'low' (yellow), and 'replace/recharge' (red) battery status.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Simple and does the job\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty simple but effective little product. It does exactly as it's supposed to do, telling you if your batter is good, low, or needs to be replaced. It works with all kinds of regular household batteries. I can already tell Im going to save money because many times when my smoke alarm is beeping or I think other things aren't working correctly because of the battery being dead so I throw it out and replace it, with this battery tester Ive already saved myself from throwing out several batteries just by testing them first to see if the battery is the issue and it turns out it isn't. For the price this is a household must have and I am very happy I purchased this.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":48,"string":"48"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1370,"string":"1,370"}}},{"rowIdx":1371,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A10XN3J1JEXLTJ"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Ruby dreams of escaping the Congregation. Escape from slaver Darwin West and his cruel Overseers. Escape from the backbreaking work of gathering Water. Escape from living as if it is still 1812, the year they were all enslaved. When Ruby meets Ford an irresistible, kind, forbidden new Overseer she longs to run away with him to the modern world where she could live a normal teenage life. Escape with Ford would be so simple.\nBut if Ruby\". The summary of the review text is \"Such a Fantastic Book!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Drought is a unique, riveting, and disturbing tale of one girl's struggle over loyalty, love, and the ties that bring them together in a dysptioan setting.\n\nDrought tells the story of Ruby, a girl who's been enslaved along with the rest of her people by Darwin West since the 1800s. At the hands of Darwin and his Overseers, Ruby and her Congregation face cruel punishment and have to collect water from the forest every day, no matter how dry it may be. But then Ruby meets Ford. Ford is a new Overseer but he's nothing like the typical one. He's kind, sweet, and starts a friendship with Ruby, promising her an escape- a life of freedom and a regular teenage life. But is Ruby ready to leave her family and friends, especially since her blood is the reason why they survive? And what about Ford? Is he nearly as nice and caring as he appears? Only time will tell in this in Pam Bachorz's sophomore novel!\n\nRuby was a character who I liked from the start, because not only is she someone who manages to save her people time and time again through her blood giving, but she also acts as one of their unofficial leaders- someone, who along with her mother, keeps everyone together and as safe as they can be. I thought Pam did a fantastic job of showing Ruby's distraught and confusion over which side to choose in her situation- freedom or staying with and loyal to the people who made her. It was an intriguing one, basically the backbone of Drought. Adding to this, I loved seeing how Ruby's relationship with Ford developed over time because not only was it sweet and simple but it was interesting to see how Ruby dealt with her feelings for Ford and what came with them. Pam also did a great job of developing the side characters, such as Ruby's mother to the scary, perfect villain type Darwin West.\n\nOne of the first things that drew to read Drought was the premise, and thankfully, the execution was even better than I expected. As mentioned before, Ruby's internal struggles were not only one of the big backbones of the plot but also something that made this book move in a swift, easy pace. I liked how throughout the novel Pam lead the reader to make their own decisions about Ruby and her people's somewhat obsession with Otto. It was a scary thing and cased a lot of thought on my part about people and their \"heroes\" so to say.\n\nJust like in Candor, Pam's writing was fantastic. I thought she did a great job of moving the story along at a fast pace, all while establishing a lot of character and plot development. She's one who doesn't shy away from the hard-hitting scenes, and I respect her for that because it leaves a bigger and better impact on the reader, even though some scenes involving the torture and starvation in Ruby's world may be hard for some to read.\n\nIn all, Drought is no sophomore slump for Ms. Bachorz. Instead it's a novel filled with intrigue, romance, and one girl's internal struggle- one that may throw everything in flames or make the best changes possible. I simply can't wait to read more by Pam!\n\nGrade: A+"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Drought is a unique, riveting, and disturbing tale of one girl's struggle over loyalty, love, and the ties that bring them together in a dysptioan setting.\n\nDrought tells the story of Ruby, a girl who's been enslaved along with the rest of her people by Darwin West since the 1800s. At the hands of Darwin and his Overseers, Ruby and her Congregation face cruel punishment and have to collect water from the forest every day, no matter how dry it may be. But then Ruby meets Ford. Ford is a new Overseer but he's nothing like the typical one. He's kind, sweet, and starts a friendship with Ruby, promising her an escape- a life of freedom and a regular teenage life. But is Ruby ready to leave her family and friends, especially since her blood is the reason why they survive? And what about Ford? Is he nearly as nice and caring as he appears? Only time will tell in this in Pam Bachorz's sophomore novel!\n\nRuby was a character who I liked from the start, because not only is she someone who manages to save her people time and time again through her blood giving, but she also acts as one of their unofficial leaders- someone, who along with her mother, keeps everyone together and as safe as they can be. I thought Pam did a fantastic job of showing Ruby's distraught and confusion over which side to choose in her situation- freedom or staying with and loyal to the people who made her. It was an intriguing one, basically the backbone of Drought. Adding to this, I loved seeing how Ruby's relationship with Ford developed over time because not only was it sweet and simple but it was interesting to see how Ruby dealt with her feelings for Ford and what came with them. Pam also did a great job of developing the side characters, such as Ruby's mother to the scary, perfect villain type Darwin West.\n\nOne of the first things that drew to read Drought was the premise, and thankfully, the execution was even better than I expected. As mentioned before, Ruby's internal struggles were not only one of the big backbones of the plot but also something that made this book move in a swift, easy pace. I liked how throughout the novel Pam lead the reader to make their own decisions about Ruby and her people's somewhat obsession with Otto. It was a scary thing and cased a lot of thought on my part about people and their \"heroes\" so to say.\n\nJust like in Candor, Pam's writing was fantastic. I thought she did a great job of moving the story along at a fast pace, all while establishing a lot of character and plot development. She's one who doesn't shy away from the hard-hitting scenes, and I respect her for that because it leaves a bigger and better impact on the reader, even though some scenes involving the torture and starvation in Ruby's world may be hard for some to read.\n\nIn all, Drought is no sophomore slump for Ms. Bachorz. Instead it's a novel filled with intrigue, romance, and one girl's internal struggle- one that may throw everything in flames or make the best changes possible. I simply can't wait to read more by Pam!\n\nGrade: A+"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: One cold night in a most unlikely corner of Chicago Will Grayson crosses paths with Will Grayson Two guys with the same name running in two very different circles suddenly find their lives going in new and unexpected directions and culminating in epic turnsofheart and the most fabulous musical ever to grace the highschool stage\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good but not Great\n\nReview: When you combine two rock star authors like John Green and David Levithan together you start to get really high hopes for sure. Well, I did at least. Since, for one, I ADORE John Green's books and while I haven't read anything by David Levithan before ( I know, I'm bad) I've heard some really great things about him. And for two, the premise for this? Kick-butt! I mean, how cool would it be to meet someone with the SAME exact name as you? I think very!\n\nSo, as I began this, I had abnormally high hopes for a book that contained rock-my-socks amazingness, and while it did live somewhat up to my expectations, I have to say that I was just a wee bit disappointed. Because quite honestly, I've read better books than Will Grayson, Will Grayson this year (cue sad face). Though don't get me wrong, it was good.\n\nFor instance I really liked the two protagonists.\n\nWilly Grayson #1, who I'm pretty sure was written by Green, was hilarious, charming, and just out right adorable with his geekiness and his wanting to stay under the radar. Plus, his friendship with Tiny was inspiring and something that made you think of you're best friend and how lucky you are to have them.\n\nWill Grayson #2, who was written by Levithan probably, was the darker and moodier of the two, so it did take a bit longer to warm up to him, but once you did, you couldn't help but have this wanting to tell him that he shouldn't be so hard of himself and that he was amazing even if he didn't always see it.\n\nThough, my favorite character was Tiny, without a doubt. Because he was just an easy guy to adore and I think anyone could relate to his wanting/need to be told that he was appreciated and loved.\n\nThe plot and writing were straight forward and easy to get caught up leaving it to be very easy to get caught right up in the Will Graysons' story. But with that being said, I felt that Will Grayson, Will Grayson was missing a big bang moment that truly had you on your toes, which is the reason why this wasn't as loved by me as I thought it was going to be. Since, quite honestly, when I read a book as highly as anticipated as this one was, I want a big bang moment that makes me go WOW.\n\nThe aspect, though, that gave me gave me hope again was the messages it had of acceptance and love among many that made Will Grayson, Will Gryason to be poignant and inspiring, a book that even with it's faults, I still recommend you go out and buy because it is good. Just not fantastic.\n\nOh, and I think it goes without saying that I will be reading more by the amazing John Gree and some of Levithan, too!\n\nGrade: B","Product: THIS IS BRAND NEW BOOK.WE PROVIDE 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not my Favorite Dessen Book but Still Enjoyable\n\nReview: To start with, I'm a huge fan of Sarah Dessen. Ever since I read Just Listen, she's been my YA idol, and that's only increased with every book of hers I've read. Therefore, when I was received a copy of The Moon and More for review, I was BEYOND excited! I'm pretty sure I even squealed out loud a little bit. As it turns out, I had every reason to be excited because The Moon and More was classic Sarah Dessen: beautifully written and full of realistic and charming main characters that any girl can relate to in some way.\n\nThe Moon and More begins the story of Emaline, a girl who lives in a beach town where nothing ever seems to be permanent. She's content with this though. She has loving parents, best friends who she can count on , and the one of the nicest boyfriends around. Sure, she has some problems involving her real dad and dealing with the change of going from high school to college, but it's nothing too major. However, everything changes when Theo, a new city boy arrives in town. Theo starts to challenge all the notions Colby has about herself and her town. This is only made worse when her father suddenly show up out of the blue. What's about to happen will change Colby's life but will she loose herself in the process? You'll have to read it to find out!\n\nOne of my favorite things about books by Sarah Dessen are the characters, and this rang especially true with The Moon and More. From the first page, I adored Emaline. She was smart and funny. Best of all, I found it easy to relate to her. I could understand her frustration of living in a small town (been there and still there) and more importantly, a lot of thoughts she was having about college and the next chapter of her life are thoughts that I'm currently having as a senior in high school. It's a crazy time in life- as anyone knows- and Sarah Dessen really manged to do an amazing job of portraying the excitement, fear, and worry that comes with it. I also enjoyed seeing the variety of other people involved in Emaline's life. I adored her best friends, Mason and Daisy. Daisy managed to bring some spunk and lightness to the book as did Mason. Better yet, they were also characters I came to relate to and root for. I also loved Emaline's crazy family, but I'll get to more about this later on.\n\nAnother aspect of this book I enjoyed was the beach setting. Sarah always does such an awesome job of portraying Colby in her books, so I loved being back there for this one. With every page, I could perfectly imagine the beach houses and the ocean as well as the hot temps, and as a Northeastern currently dealing with a brutal PA winter, this was a wonderful change of scenery.\n\nNext up: the plot. The Moon and More has a lot to do with Emaline's feelings about the next chapter in her life-college- and what it means for her and her friends and family and life in general. Throughout the book and Emaline's summer, she goes through a lot of change, and it was always interesting to see where her decisions took her. It really kept the book moving along, and it added a lot to character development. One thing I especially enjoyed about the plot was seeing Emaline interact with her family. From her sisters to her mom to her dad to her father to her half brother, Emaline's relationships with each played a huge part in the book, and given that that kind of stuff isn't often seen in YAs, it was a welcomed change, in my opinion.\n\nThe only aspect of this book I wasn't too keen on was the romance part. In The Moon and More, Emaline gets herself involved in a love triangle. It was a love triangle that actually did a lot for the book, so I can't bash it there. Theo was the \"city boy,\" and he was probably one of the most obnoxious characters ever. I couldn't stand how much he bashed Colby and its residents. Plus I always thought he was just a wee bit creepy with Emaline. Luke, Emaline's high school boyfriend, on the other hand, I did like quite a bit. He was kind and the prince charming type guy. However, where either of these boys reach the awesomeness of Owen (from Just Listen) or Dexter (from This Lullaby)? No, they were just kind of there, and to be fair, if I didn't have such a love for Dessen's early boys, I probably would have liked Luke a lot more (Theo not so much). It didn't work that way so I was craving for something better the whole way through, and even when everything was said and done, I was like \"really, that's all?!!\"\n\nRegardless, The Moon and More is still an emotional and well written coming of age, one that any fan of Sarah's will just love- especially if they too will soon be making their way to college.\n\nGrade: A-","Product: Amanda Ashby lives in New Zealand.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Funny and Sweet Read\n\nReview: If you are looking for a fun, feel-good type of read, look no further because Amanda Ashby's Fairy Bad Day is the book for you. Full of frilly entertainment, delightful romance, and plenty of intense fight scenes, this book is nothing short of addicting.\n\nFairy Bad Day starts the day Burtonwood Academy's sophomores are receiving their slaying assignments, and for Emma Jones, this is no biggie, as it's basically a given she'll be given the assignment she's been working towards since she was born- dragon slaying. Much to her surprise and horror, her precious assignment is given to Curtis Green, leaving her with fairies, tiny, annoying fairies- an assignment no one has been giving before, not because it is dangerous, but because killing fairies is laughable on so many levels. However, she is not settling for this because if she does one thing, it will be to get her assignment changed, but the problem is she is seeing a killer fairy on campus, and everyone else...is not. Except for Curtis, but she cannot recruit him to help, can she? Better yet, will she ever get her assignment changed? Moreover, what happens when she starts liking Curtis? Will everything turn out okay? Only time and more pages can tell in this fast-paced addition to YA contemporary fantasy.\n\nEmma Jones was a character I liked from the start. Witty, smart, and unbeatable, there truly was nothing not to love about this girl. It was always fun to see her slowly embrace her fairy slaying destiny because not only did it cause some funny moments, but it also lead to much character growth on her end. Better yet, I adored her friendship with Curtis. Curtis is the typical \"hottie\" with a heart of gold, though he still had plenty of secrets, which will keep any reader guessing as to what they exactly are. I also loved the banter between Emma and her two best friends, Lonni and Tyler. However, I have to admit, I would have loved some more development into each.\n\nWith paranormal novels these days, it is either a big hit or a big miss. Thankfully, Fairy Bad Day landed somewhere in the middle, closer to the big hit rather than the miss, because while Amanda put a great, unique spin to fairies, I still found this book to be a bit clichd at times, especially when it came to Emma's past. However, given the many twists and turns, as well as the stellar fighting scenes between Emma and a certain rouge fairy, there was not much room to complain.\n\nAshby's writing was also decent. I remember reading and adoring Amanda's first book You Had Me at Halo and with this one, her writing and world building has defiantly approved. The only aspects I was not too wild about where the lack of development into secondary characters as well as the fact that the story was told in third person. However, with the later, I do admit to be a stickler for first person, so that is probably why I felt the way I did.\n\nIn all, with reading Fairy Bad Day is the perfect way to start your summer season, thanks to not only its June release date, but also its fun contents as well as action. I am unquestionably looking forward to reading more by Ms. Ashby.\n\nGrade: B","Product: Michelle Warren is the author of the Seraphina Parrish Trilogy. She didn't travel the road to writer immediately. She spent over a decade as professional Illustrator and designer. Her artistic creativity combined with her love of science fiction, paranormal and fantasy led her to write her first YA novel, Wander Dust. Michelle loves reading and traveling to places that inspire her to create. She resides in downtown Chicago, not far from her imaginary Wandering world.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Fun and Magical Read!\n\nReview: Wander Dust by Michelle Warren is another book that's been sitting on my eReader for the longest of times, and even though, I've been dying to read it, I didn't take the time to read it until recently. The Good? Wander Dust is an amazing book...spellbinding, intriguing, and full of magic and fun, I couldn't get enough! The Bad? Based on how great this one was, I'm now hitting myself over the head for not reading it sooner. But that's the way these things go, right?\n\nAnyhow, there was so much I loved about Wander Dust, and one of those aspects was the characters. Sera was someone I liked from the start. She was kind and just a bit naive but also strong and determined, especially when when it came to her future. Through out the book, I was constantly rooting for Sera ....to find her place in the world, to finally get out from under her father's thumb, etc. What I liked most about Sera's character, though, was seeing her make bonds with the other characters. Her Aunt Mona was such a great lady, and it was fun to see how close she was to Sera . I also enjoyed the various people Sera meets at her new school. From Bishop to Sam to Scarlet, everyone was a bunch of fun to read about, and I especially loved the occasional evil one such as the Woman in Black.\n\nThe plot in this was a time of fun as well. When I first started this one, I didn't really know all that much about it, so I was so pleasantly surprised to see it involved time travel as well as other magical abilities. Michelle Warren did a great job of making the plot in this one was fresh and unique, and I just loved how she didn't allow it to fall into the typical paranormal cliches. The one thing, though, I really liked about the plot in this one was how little romance it contained. There's some, but it wasn't the main focus, and I have to say, I liked Sera's new life as well as her abilities being the main focus over it.\n\nThe writing in this one was also great! Michelle did a fantastic job of crafting the world in this one, and even though, I found some parts to drag a little, it was all worth it in the long run. Plus I just loved how well she described the setting in this one...it really helped to make the book come to life.\n\nIn all, Wander Dust by Michelle Warren is another great debut, perfect for fans of Timeless by Alexandra Monir! I simply can't wait to read the next one!\n\nGrade: B+","Product: Magic is dangerous but love is more dangerous still... When sixteen-year-old tessa gray arrives in england during the reign of queen victoria, something terrifying is waiting for her in london's downworld, where vampires, warlocks and other supernatural fold stalk the gaslit streets. Friendless and hunted, tessa seeks refuge with the shadowhunters, a band of warriors dedicated to ridding the world of demons. Drawn ever deeper into their world, she finds herself fascinated by and torn between two best friends and quickly realizes that love may be the most dangerous magic of all.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not Nearly as Amazing as the Mortal Instruments series\n\nReview: When this first arrived in the mail, I have to admit I squealed and jumped up and down for at least a minute. But seriously what Mortal Instruments fan wouldn't? This is the PREQUEL were talking about. And at first it was amazing, just the thing I was hoping for, but then it took a turn for the worst, becoming boring and just a little bit too much like MI for my tastes. Thankfully, it did get a LOT better by the end, but still, I was disappointed big time overall.\n\nClockwork Angel takes you back to a time before Jace, Clary, and Simon, back before some major damage in the Shadowhunter world occurred; the late 1800s in rainy London to be specific. In this addition, the story's new focus is Tessa, an orphan who's on the way to meet her beloved older brother in London so that she can start a new and better life than the one she had in America. Though waiting for in London isn't her brother but too scary sisters who call themselves the \"Dark Sisters\", and without any hesitation she goes of with them, not giving it a second thought. But as she is soon to learn this was a bad decision, one that might change everything she ever knew, and before she knows it she's thrown into the world of the Shadowhunters, which include two very dreamy but unattainable boys, with a talent she couldn't even begun to imagine she would have.\n\nI think Tessa is basically supposed to be the polar opposite of Clary. Because she's tall (Clary's short), she's an orphan (Clary's not), and so on. This bugged me to no end, especially when you added in the fact that Tessa lacked the spunk and charm I love about Clary's character. And while the main boys, Will and James, in this were swoon-worthy and adorable, they were just like Simon and Jace but with British accents and slightly different characteristics that lead them to being fragile (James/Simon) and brooding (Will/Jace), and lacking in this was the connection I always felt between Clary and James and Clary and Simon, as well as heart Though, with saying that I did love most of the secondary characters such as Charlotte, Henry, Sophie, and the always lovely Magnus Bane. But I will say that each of the main characters I had a hard time liking for most of the book, were starting to grow on me by the end, so hopefully by the second book I'll end adoring them just as much as I do the MI characters.\n\nThe plot of this was decent and interesting enough but until the end it didn't have enough action to keep me interested fully. Instead it had back story and world building and lots of it.\n\nIn all, Clockwork Angel was decent but nearly as great as Cassandra's prior books but by the end I did see promise, so hopefully the next one will be something I simply love and adore to the max.\n\nGrade: B-","Product: Author and actress Melissa Peterman currently star's in ABC Familys new hit series Baby Daddy Peterman is best known for her starring role as \"Barbra Jean\" on the ever-popular series \"Reba. Aimee Pitta, is an Award winning Writer/Producer and Marketing Executive with over 20 years experience creating cutting edge theatrical marketing campaigns Melissa and Aimee met at Book Club, which over the years devolved into Eating Club, and then, into the ether. They maintained their friendship and always toyed with the idea of writing together. While brainstorming one day, Melissa and Aimee hit upon the concept for \"Happily Ever Before\" and when Aimee suggested that it might make a great book, Melissa gamely went along and this is their baby. Melissa currently resides in Los Angeles with her husband and son. Aimee currently resides in Los Angeles with her couch and DVR.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Highly Enjoyable Read\n\nReview: So a little back story first: I'm a huge fan of Melissa Peterman, co-author of Happily Ever Before. She played a role on one of my favorite TV shows, Reba, and she's also on the new and just as hilarious Baby Daddy. She's does a fantastic job acting wise, so when I found out she was one of the people behind this book, I jumped at the chance to read it. I was curious to see how her switch as an actress to writer would go as well as how the story would turn out. The plot seemed potentially disastrous or amazingly original, but luckily enough, it was the later of the two!\n\nHappily Ever Before tells the story of Grace and Clair, two completely different sisters. Grace has always been the wild child of the family, marching to her own drum, and doing whatever she makes her happy, because after witnessing her dad's death all those years ago, she knows life is short. Clair, on the other hand, is the major planner of the family. Over the years, she managed to accomplish most of the things on her life plan: landing a great job, meeting an amazing guy, and starting the life she dreamed off when she was little. There's only one tiny problem, Clair can't seal the perfect picture with a baby or two, because as it turns out, she's unable to have them. Not sure what to do, Clair turns to Grace, and asks her an unimaginable question: \"Will you carry my baby?\" This question sets them off a journey they could have never possibly imagine, but they know one thing for sure: nothing will ever be the same.\n\nI have to admit something: I was a worried when I first began this. The writing style was a little different to what I was used to, and the plot just seemed crazy. However, as I continued reading, and found out more about the characters and plot, the more I began to enjoy it, and eventually adore it. One of the big reasons for this was the characters. I loved the two personalities Aimee and Melissa presented with the characters of Clair and Grace. They played off each other perfectly, which caused for lots of laughs as well as \"Awww\" moments. Better yet, I found both to be 100% likable. Grace was hilarious and witty, and I admired her greatly for risking everything to help her sister. Clair, on the other hand, was serious and a little anal with things, but that made her actions come out as sweet and funny more times then one. I also really enjoyed the variety of side characters. My favorite would have had to be George! She was a riot, and I'm really hoping Aimee and Melissa will decide to do a book about her exclusively in the future. I feel like there's a lot of potential there. Grace's love interest was also great, and I loved Clair and Grace's family as well as Clair's in laws.\n\nThe plot in this was also another high point. Once I got past the craziness of the plot, I began to really enjoy it. It was interesting to see everything that goes into surrogacy, and I especially enjoyed how Aimee and Melissa didn't make the situation picture perfect. There was problems and tension, and it made for a very good book to tell the truth. Some of the details about the graphic details about the pregnancy complications, though, I could have lived without.\n\nThe writing was overall good. There were some rough patches here and there, but besides that I thought the authors did a great job with presenting the book. I enjoyed the switch up off POVs as well as the \"narrator\" featured.\n\nHeartwarming and hilarious, Happily Ever Before is a fantastic addition to the chick lit genre, and I can't wait to see what Melissa and Aimee have planned for book #2!\n\nGrade: B+","Product: Kari Lynn West writes contemporary YA fantasynormally while drinking far too much coffee. She likes to create character-driven stories that are set in the real world with a twist, weaving fantastical elements into everyday life. She lives in North Carolina with her husband and two daughters.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for Fans of YA Fantasy!\n\nReview: YA fantasy is the one genre of YA that I'm always meaning to read more of but never seem to do; therefore, when I was given the opportunity to read and review Kari Lynn West's The Secret of Islayne, a contemporary fantasy read, I jumped at the chance. As it turns out, The Secrets of Islayne was a slam-dunk of a debut - the YA fantasy book I didn't know I had been so desperately craving.\n\nMy absolute, hands down favorite aspect of this book? The premise.\n\nForgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever read a book about luminators before. I found the idea of them to be fascinating. The ability to be able to go into ones mind and brighten memories? It's so incredibly interesting, and better yet, extremely fun to read about. The level of responsibility and even danger that comes with it alone amazes me.\n\nKari Lynn West did such a fantastic job of developing the world of the luminators. In The Secrets of Islalyne, two different types of luminators are encountered: ones coming from the old, original families and the ones coming from new residents of the Island. A class conflict was created within these two groups - old versus new - and it was always interesting to see the problems as well as the twists and turns that came up because of it. I especially liked that the book gave me a viewpoint from a boy of an \"old\" luminator family and a boy from a \"new\" luminator family. Kari Lynn West also did an excellent job of creating the history of the luminators and their special Island. It really managed to flesh out the story, in my opinion.\n\nBesides the premise, I also adored the characters. In The Secrets of Islayne, the viewpoints of Ronan, Ronan's friends - Cassie, Adele, and Eli - and Cassie's dad Alister and Ronan's boss Ben were included. While this seems like a daunting amount of POVs, it actually worked out quite well, making the story more three-demisional and intricate. Ronan, the primary main character, was my favorite out of the bunch though. In this story, he's the initial underdog. Coming from a \"new\" family, he's not blessed with the advantages older families have, especially when it comes to finding an apprenticeship. Throughout the book, though, Ronan doesn't let these disadvantages get him down for too long; instead, he always managed to barrel through and try to become the best luminator possible. I admired his determination. I don't think many in his place would have his \"eye on the prize\" behavior.\n\nThe plot of this was incredibly faced paced as well as thrilling. Throughout the book I was on the edge of my seat, dying to know what would happen next. There was so many twists and turns, especially towards the ending, that completely blew me away. I don't want to talk too much about the plot because I don't want to give anything away. However, I will say that the ultimate bad guy in this one? I didn't see him coming at all!\n\nIn all, The Secrets of Islayne had it all. An adventure? Check! An exotic setting? Check! A well developed fantasy storyline? Check! A touch of romance? Double Check! I simply cannot wait to see what Kari Lynn West writes next. A small part of me is hoping it may be a sequel to this.\n\nGrade: A-","Product: Sara Jane currently lives near New Yorks Hudson River with her very supportive real-life hero, two lively young children, a pair of mischievous kittens, and a very active dog. When she is not hiking with the kids, she loves writing sexy stories, staying up past her bedtime reading red-hot romance, and chatting with her readers on Facebook at facebook.com/SaraJaneStone.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Quick & Fun Read!\n\nReview: With an adorable title AND a sexy cover Sara Jane Stone's The Cinderella Fantasy is one book I simply couldn't resist. Thankfully, The Cinderella Fantasy ended up being the perfect light-hearted weekend read - romantic, sexy, and funny!\n\nLucy Linden has learned one thing in the past few months - never settle for a prince charming who won't make you his top priority. Lucy used to think she had her whole life figured out - she had an okay career, a great group of friends, and a fianc who was going places in life. The problem? Her fianc no longer wants a life with her, choosing instead to pack his bags and head East with his nurse. From this horrible misfortunate, Lucy has come up with a strict set of rules and a game plan for finding her next prince charming...the only problem? Online dating isn't making that search any easier, especially when she ends up on a date with a guy who cares more about her thigh gap then her personality. Hiding out in her brother's restaurant's kitchen after that horrible date, Lucy runs into Jared Mitchell, her brother's best friend and business partner. Jared is sexy and charming, but given his billionaire status and his womanizer ways, he's way off from Lucy's idea of a perfect man. Jared begs to differ, though, and he's willing to do anything to prove her wrong...\n\nLucy was without a doubt my favorite part of The Cinderella Fantasy. There was just something so likable about her, so incredibly relatable. I think what I liked the most about her character, however, was how relentless she was. Here's this girl who got her heart completely shattered only months ago, but she's already trying to pick up the pieces and move on with her life. It's truly admirable. I also loved her line of work. I found it interesting that she was a Disney princess - someone who would pose for pictures with children and perform in little shows - turned princess party planner with her 2 best, former princess fiends. It was different from the usual type of job, and it added in a fun component to the book. It was also interesting to see the opinions Lucy and her friends formed based on their jobs and parties as well as how the job brought them close together. They were three best friends no one should mess with for sure!\n\nJared, on the other hand, I struggled with at times. At first, I adored him. He was sweet and charming, and even though he was a womanizer in his past, it was easy to see he was trying to get as far away from that reputation as possible. His interactions with Lucy were adorable and sexy...I loved how he tried to capture her heart with juice boxes. My problems with him, however, started towards the middle. Suddenly, he became the guy who he promised he wouldn't become - the guy who put Lucy second,placing his own needs in front of hers. It bothered me, especially when Lucy was so willing to forgive him the majority of the time.\n\nThe plot in this mainly focused on Jared and Lucy's respective jobs as well as their developing relationship. As I've hinted to above, I enjoyed that Sara included their careers in this as well as the good and bad that came with them. It added a fun little side component to the book, and truly managed to balance out the romance. The relationship between Jared and Lucy was a lot of fun to watch develop. It took a lot of time and a lot of effort on Jared's part but the end result was perfect. I found it fun that Sara introduced somewhat of a mystery component to it, which I won't really comment too much on but it was fun! Thankfully, there also was a lot of good hot chemistry between Jared and Lucy.\n\nUnfortunately, I did have two slight problems with The Cinderella Fantasy. One being the lack of character development at times. For the most part, Lucy and Jared were well developed; however, at times, I wished we had know a little more about them and their passions and desires. I felt that the third person narrative didn't always help this problem. I also wanted to know more about Lucy's two best friends, but considering they're getting their own books, I'm sure they'll be plenty of time for that in the future. I also wasn't the biggest fan of of the pacing towards the end. I felt that there was a good steady build up until the last 40 or so pages, and then suddenly, everything got insanely crazy and busy that my mind was reeling by the end and I was thinking wait what?\n\nEven with those two slight issues, The Cinderella Fantasy is still a great romance read! Lucy and Jared's romance is sure to steam up your Kindle, and you'll be dying to know what happens in the next installment, featuring one of Lucy's roommates and business partners.\n\nGrade: B","Product: Lisa Manterfield is the award-winning author of A Strange Companion and Im Taking My Eggs and Going Home: How One Woman Dared to Say No to Motherhood. Her work has appeared in The Saturday Evening Post, Los Angeles Times, and Psychology Today. Originally from northern England, she now lives in Southern California with her husband and over-indulged cat. Learn more at LisaManterfield.com.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Well Executed Story\n\nReview: The science nerd in me has always been fascinated by plagues. So when I caught wind that Lisa Manterfield's The Smallest Thing was inspired by the plague that wrecked havoc on Eyam, I was intrigued. I was curious to see how she gave this historical story a modern twist through the eyes of modern day teenager. The end result? I wasn't disappointed one bit. Harrowing, intense, and compelling, The Smallest Thing is a book focuses not only on how tragedy effects us inside and out but also on how hope and humanity are possibility two of the most important qualities to possess.\n\nThe Smallest Thing introduces us to Emmott Syddall, a 17-year-old who can't wait to escape her suffocating and dull small hometown. Emmott dreams of a big, rewarding life in London, laced onto the arm of her boyfriend Ro. The only person standing in her way? Her father. He doesn't want her to leave, especially with a boy like Ro. Emmott, however, is determined. She has her bags packed and ready to go. However, her plans are soon ruined when her town's residents start dying left and right. At first everyone thinks it's a rare occurrence - most of them are old - however as the deaths start pilling up and the people dying keep getting younger and healthier, everyone knows that something is amiss. Soon the government comes in, quarantining the entire town, leaving Emmott completely stuck in the one place she dislikes the most...Emmott knows she has to leave, has to escape, especially before this illness, this plague hits her, but will she make it out in time and unscathed?\n\nEmmott is a character I think any one - old or young - can easily relate to, because we've all been there before, wanting to get out of the town we've always known, knowing that the only way to spread our wings is to go into the unknown.\n\nAs someone who's grew up in a small town with the same people day-in-and-day-out, I, for one, found it incredibly easy to relate to Em. I easily understood her frustrations, her desire for new and unknown, and the chance to do just that with someone think she's loves.\n\nI especially admired her determination regarding this - she's one girl who knows what she wants and will do anything to get there. Over the course of the book, however, we see a new Em in some respects - she goes from someone who's so quick to leave to someone who begins to wonder how she can leave the people she loves the most - her dad, her best friend, even the boy she just meet - behind when their respective futures are so incredibly up in the air. She also begins to see people, especially her dad, in a new light - seeing that maybe a strong, tight community isn't the worst thing, and that her dad, bless his heart, is the town spokesperson because, really, he doesn't now how not to be one.\n\nI loved seeing this change in Emmott, seeing her go from this one way of thinking type of person to someone who sees the whole word in a 3D view...it brought incredible growth for her character and it was a rewarding process to see. However, I will admit my heart ached incredibly bad when it took bad situations turned worse to really drive certain points home.\n\nAs for the plot, I thought Lisa did a fantastic job of creating the plague related storyline as well as ultimately making this book a coming-of-age at its heart. While I don't know everything there is to known about plagues, I feel that Lisa did an accurate job of portraying once, especially regarding the timelines given as well as the tent system set up. She also did a great job of using the plague to build up this uncertain yet addictive quality to the story lines...I was always dying to know what would happen next, especially in regard to when the plague would end. What I also enjoyed about the The Smallest Thing, was that it didn't include much romance (I know that's a surprise right?!). It left more time for character development and growth as well as for plot development, and the story truly managed to benefit from it. I loved seeing Em become this kick-a$$ main character, who doesn't necessarily need a man to reach her dreams.\n\nThe ending, though, broke my heart into a million pieces. Some parts of me was expecting Lisa to go to certain places there, but still, I was 100% shook when my predictions did come true. However, it really managed to drive certain points home and make this story incredibly worth reading.\n\nIn all, The Smallest Thing is an compelling look at how one plague can change one girl's life. I highly suggest this one to those who love character driven stories with the addition of some suspense and drama.\n\nGrade: B+","Product: Linda grew up on a dairy farm in the Midwest as the youngest of eight children. Now she lives in Kansas with her husband, daughter, and their nine cuckoo clocks. Her life's been blessed with lots of people to learn from and love. Writing's always been a major part her world, and shes so happy to finally share some of her stories with other romance lovers. Please visit her at her website http://www.lindakage.com/\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Linda Kage Does it Again!\n\nReview: After reading last year's The Color of Grace, Linda Kage officially became one of my favorite contemporary authors. Therefore, as soon as I heard about Price of a Kiss, her newest book, I knew I had to read it. It had an interesting premise. Plus I was curious to see how well she would transition to New Adult. Luckily, Price of a Kiss was a spectacular read, one that has made me remember once again just how good a New Adult book can be.\n\nPrice of a Kiss begins the story of Reese, a girl who's had to run across the country and change her name to get away from a horrible ex-boyfriend. It wasn't just that he was mean and possessive, but he also tried to kill her, leaving her with the nastiest of all scars on her neck. Deciding it's best to stay away from boys in her new life, Reese throws herself into starting classes in her new town's local community college and hanging out with her cousin. However, everything changes the moment Mason Lowe walks into her life. There's just something that attracts Reese to him, no matter how much he and she try to stop it. Plus his much talked about secret job doesn't help anything. But what happens when these two are thrown together in a surprising way? Will they get past the self-built walls and be together? Only time and more pages can tell!\n\nMy ABSOLUTE favorite part of this book was hands down the characters! Reese was so naive and bubbly, but I still really liked her. I love how she didn't let anything get her down, not even the fact that her crazy ex-boyfriend was after her. She just kept living her life to the fullest, and learned from her past and mistakes in the process. Then there was Mason. Sexy, adorable, and kind of bookish, I LOVED Mason, even though he did have some shifty parts about him. I loved seeing him and Reese interact with each other, because not only did it lead to some steamy moments but it also led to some hilarious banter. The side characters in this one where also pretty great. I enjoyed seeing Mason's family as well as Reese's cousin.\n\nThe plot in this was equally good. As mentioned in the book's summary, Mason is in all ways a gigolo, so it lead for some pretty intense and suspenseful parts in the book, as he tried to figure out whether he should stay with it, or give it up. I probably should have been more disgusted by Mason's profession, but I couldn't help but feel sad for him for getting involved in it more than anything. Throughout the book, I was continually rooting for him to leave it all behind. The parts about Mason's sister and mom where also great. I loved seeing Reese get close to Mason's sister, because it led to some pretty cute moments and character development. Lastly, the romance between Mason and Reese was EPIC. It was a constant \"will they or won't they?\" and I love every single second of it. There was so much suspense to their relationship and build up, all of which led them to be a well developed pair to tell the truth.\n\nKage's writing was also great. She did a good job of capturing Reese's voice, and she did a great job of handling Mason's profession. She never once sugar coated anything, and I admired her for that. The only part of the book, though, I wasn't to wild about was the ending. It was adorable, but everything sort of fell together too perfectly.\n\nSexy, suspenseful, and funny, Price of a Kiss is a FANTASTIC addition to NA.\n\nGrade: A+"],"string":"[\n \"Product: One cold night in a most unlikely corner of Chicago Will Grayson crosses paths with Will Grayson Two guys with the same name running in two very different circles suddenly find their lives going in new and unexpected directions and culminating in epic turnsofheart and the most fabulous musical ever to grace the highschool stage\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good but not Great\\n\\nReview: When you combine two rock star authors like John Green and David Levithan together you start to get really high hopes for sure. Well, I did at least. Since, for one, I ADORE John Green's books and while I haven't read anything by David Levithan before ( I know, I'm bad) I've heard some really great things about him. And for two, the premise for this? Kick-butt! I mean, how cool would it be to meet someone with the SAME exact name as you? I think very!\\n\\nSo, as I began this, I had abnormally high hopes for a book that contained rock-my-socks amazingness, and while it did live somewhat up to my expectations, I have to say that I was just a wee bit disappointed. Because quite honestly, I've read better books than Will Grayson, Will Grayson this year (cue sad face). Though don't get me wrong, it was good.\\n\\nFor instance I really liked the two protagonists.\\n\\nWilly Grayson #1, who I'm pretty sure was written by Green, was hilarious, charming, and just out right adorable with his geekiness and his wanting to stay under the radar. Plus, his friendship with Tiny was inspiring and something that made you think of you're best friend and how lucky you are to have them.\\n\\nWill Grayson #2, who was written by Levithan probably, was the darker and moodier of the two, so it did take a bit longer to warm up to him, but once you did, you couldn't help but have this wanting to tell him that he shouldn't be so hard of himself and that he was amazing even if he didn't always see it.\\n\\nThough, my favorite character was Tiny, without a doubt. Because he was just an easy guy to adore and I think anyone could relate to his wanting/need to be told that he was appreciated and loved.\\n\\nThe plot and writing were straight forward and easy to get caught up leaving it to be very easy to get caught right up in the Will Graysons' story. But with that being said, I felt that Will Grayson, Will Grayson was missing a big bang moment that truly had you on your toes, which is the reason why this wasn't as loved by me as I thought it was going to be. Since, quite honestly, when I read a book as highly as anticipated as this one was, I want a big bang moment that makes me go WOW.\\n\\nThe aspect, though, that gave me gave me hope again was the messages it had of acceptance and love among many that made Will Grayson, Will Gryason to be poignant and inspiring, a book that even with it's faults, I still recommend you go out and buy because it is good. Just not fantastic.\\n\\nOh, and I think it goes without saying that I will be reading more by the amazing John Gree and some of Levithan, too!\\n\\nGrade: B\",\n \"Product: THIS IS BRAND NEW BOOK.WE PROVIDE 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not my Favorite Dessen Book but Still Enjoyable\\n\\nReview: To start with, I'm a huge fan of Sarah Dessen. Ever since I read Just Listen, she's been my YA idol, and that's only increased with every book of hers I've read. Therefore, when I was received a copy of The Moon and More for review, I was BEYOND excited! I'm pretty sure I even squealed out loud a little bit. As it turns out, I had every reason to be excited because The Moon and More was classic Sarah Dessen: beautifully written and full of realistic and charming main characters that any girl can relate to in some way.\\n\\nThe Moon and More begins the story of Emaline, a girl who lives in a beach town where nothing ever seems to be permanent. She's content with this though. She has loving parents, best friends who she can count on , and the one of the nicest boyfriends around. Sure, she has some problems involving her real dad and dealing with the change of going from high school to college, but it's nothing too major. However, everything changes when Theo, a new city boy arrives in town. Theo starts to challenge all the notions Colby has about herself and her town. This is only made worse when her father suddenly show up out of the blue. What's about to happen will change Colby's life but will she loose herself in the process? You'll have to read it to find out!\\n\\nOne of my favorite things about books by Sarah Dessen are the characters, and this rang especially true with The Moon and More. From the first page, I adored Emaline. She was smart and funny. Best of all, I found it easy to relate to her. I could understand her frustration of living in a small town (been there and still there) and more importantly, a lot of thoughts she was having about college and the next chapter of her life are thoughts that I'm currently having as a senior in high school. It's a crazy time in life- as anyone knows- and Sarah Dessen really manged to do an amazing job of portraying the excitement, fear, and worry that comes with it. I also enjoyed seeing the variety of other people involved in Emaline's life. I adored her best friends, Mason and Daisy. Daisy managed to bring some spunk and lightness to the book as did Mason. Better yet, they were also characters I came to relate to and root for. I also loved Emaline's crazy family, but I'll get to more about this later on.\\n\\nAnother aspect of this book I enjoyed was the beach setting. Sarah always does such an awesome job of portraying Colby in her books, so I loved being back there for this one. With every page, I could perfectly imagine the beach houses and the ocean as well as the hot temps, and as a Northeastern currently dealing with a brutal PA winter, this was a wonderful change of scenery.\\n\\nNext up: the plot. The Moon and More has a lot to do with Emaline's feelings about the next chapter in her life-college- and what it means for her and her friends and family and life in general. Throughout the book and Emaline's summer, she goes through a lot of change, and it was always interesting to see where her decisions took her. It really kept the book moving along, and it added a lot to character development. One thing I especially enjoyed about the plot was seeing Emaline interact with her family. From her sisters to her mom to her dad to her father to her half brother, Emaline's relationships with each played a huge part in the book, and given that that kind of stuff isn't often seen in YAs, it was a welcomed change, in my opinion.\\n\\nThe only aspect of this book I wasn't too keen on was the romance part. In The Moon and More, Emaline gets herself involved in a love triangle. It was a love triangle that actually did a lot for the book, so I can't bash it there. Theo was the \\\"city boy,\\\" and he was probably one of the most obnoxious characters ever. I couldn't stand how much he bashed Colby and its residents. Plus I always thought he was just a wee bit creepy with Emaline. Luke, Emaline's high school boyfriend, on the other hand, I did like quite a bit. He was kind and the prince charming type guy. However, where either of these boys reach the awesomeness of Owen (from Just Listen) or Dexter (from This Lullaby)? No, they were just kind of there, and to be fair, if I didn't have such a love for Dessen's early boys, I probably would have liked Luke a lot more (Theo not so much). It didn't work that way so I was craving for something better the whole way through, and even when everything was said and done, I was like \\\"really, that's all?!!\\\"\\n\\nRegardless, The Moon and More is still an emotional and well written coming of age, one that any fan of Sarah's will just love- especially if they too will soon be making their way to college.\\n\\nGrade: A-\",\n \"Product: Amanda Ashby lives in New Zealand.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Funny and Sweet Read\\n\\nReview: If you are looking for a fun, feel-good type of read, look no further because Amanda Ashby's Fairy Bad Day is the book for you. Full of frilly entertainment, delightful romance, and plenty of intense fight scenes, this book is nothing short of addicting.\\n\\nFairy Bad Day starts the day Burtonwood Academy's sophomores are receiving their slaying assignments, and for Emma Jones, this is no biggie, as it's basically a given she'll be given the assignment she's been working towards since she was born- dragon slaying. Much to her surprise and horror, her precious assignment is given to Curtis Green, leaving her with fairies, tiny, annoying fairies- an assignment no one has been giving before, not because it is dangerous, but because killing fairies is laughable on so many levels. However, she is not settling for this because if she does one thing, it will be to get her assignment changed, but the problem is she is seeing a killer fairy on campus, and everyone else...is not. Except for Curtis, but she cannot recruit him to help, can she? Better yet, will she ever get her assignment changed? Moreover, what happens when she starts liking Curtis? Will everything turn out okay? Only time and more pages can tell in this fast-paced addition to YA contemporary fantasy.\\n\\nEmma Jones was a character I liked from the start. Witty, smart, and unbeatable, there truly was nothing not to love about this girl. It was always fun to see her slowly embrace her fairy slaying destiny because not only did it cause some funny moments, but it also lead to much character growth on her end. Better yet, I adored her friendship with Curtis. Curtis is the typical \\\"hottie\\\" with a heart of gold, though he still had plenty of secrets, which will keep any reader guessing as to what they exactly are. I also loved the banter between Emma and her two best friends, Lonni and Tyler. However, I have to admit, I would have loved some more development into each.\\n\\nWith paranormal novels these days, it is either a big hit or a big miss. Thankfully, Fairy Bad Day landed somewhere in the middle, closer to the big hit rather than the miss, because while Amanda put a great, unique spin to fairies, I still found this book to be a bit clichd at times, especially when it came to Emma's past. However, given the many twists and turns, as well as the stellar fighting scenes between Emma and a certain rouge fairy, there was not much room to complain.\\n\\nAshby's writing was also decent. I remember reading and adoring Amanda's first book You Had Me at Halo and with this one, her writing and world building has defiantly approved. The only aspects I was not too wild about where the lack of development into secondary characters as well as the fact that the story was told in third person. However, with the later, I do admit to be a stickler for first person, so that is probably why I felt the way I did.\\n\\nIn all, with reading Fairy Bad Day is the perfect way to start your summer season, thanks to not only its June release date, but also its fun contents as well as action. I am unquestionably looking forward to reading more by Ms. Ashby.\\n\\nGrade: B\",\n \"Product: Michelle Warren is the author of the Seraphina Parrish Trilogy. She didn't travel the road to writer immediately. She spent over a decade as professional Illustrator and designer. Her artistic creativity combined with her love of science fiction, paranormal and fantasy led her to write her first YA novel, Wander Dust. Michelle loves reading and traveling to places that inspire her to create. She resides in downtown Chicago, not far from her imaginary Wandering world.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Fun and Magical Read!\\n\\nReview: Wander Dust by Michelle Warren is another book that's been sitting on my eReader for the longest of times, and even though, I've been dying to read it, I didn't take the time to read it until recently. The Good? Wander Dust is an amazing book...spellbinding, intriguing, and full of magic and fun, I couldn't get enough! The Bad? Based on how great this one was, I'm now hitting myself over the head for not reading it sooner. But that's the way these things go, right?\\n\\nAnyhow, there was so much I loved about Wander Dust, and one of those aspects was the characters. Sera was someone I liked from the start. She was kind and just a bit naive but also strong and determined, especially when when it came to her future. Through out the book, I was constantly rooting for Sera ....to find her place in the world, to finally get out from under her father's thumb, etc. What I liked most about Sera's character, though, was seeing her make bonds with the other characters. Her Aunt Mona was such a great lady, and it was fun to see how close she was to Sera . I also enjoyed the various people Sera meets at her new school. From Bishop to Sam to Scarlet, everyone was a bunch of fun to read about, and I especially loved the occasional evil one such as the Woman in Black.\\n\\nThe plot in this was a time of fun as well. When I first started this one, I didn't really know all that much about it, so I was so pleasantly surprised to see it involved time travel as well as other magical abilities. Michelle Warren did a great job of making the plot in this one was fresh and unique, and I just loved how she didn't allow it to fall into the typical paranormal cliches. The one thing, though, I really liked about the plot in this one was how little romance it contained. There's some, but it wasn't the main focus, and I have to say, I liked Sera's new life as well as her abilities being the main focus over it.\\n\\nThe writing in this one was also great! Michelle did a fantastic job of crafting the world in this one, and even though, I found some parts to drag a little, it was all worth it in the long run. Plus I just loved how well she described the setting in this one...it really helped to make the book come to life.\\n\\nIn all, Wander Dust by Michelle Warren is another great debut, perfect for fans of Timeless by Alexandra Monir! I simply can't wait to read the next one!\\n\\nGrade: B+\",\n \"Product: Magic is dangerous but love is more dangerous still... When sixteen-year-old tessa gray arrives in england during the reign of queen victoria, something terrifying is waiting for her in london's downworld, where vampires, warlocks and other supernatural fold stalk the gaslit streets. Friendless and hunted, tessa seeks refuge with the shadowhunters, a band of warriors dedicated to ridding the world of demons. Drawn ever deeper into their world, she finds herself fascinated by and torn between two best friends and quickly realizes that love may be the most dangerous magic of all.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Nearly as Amazing as the Mortal Instruments series\\n\\nReview: When this first arrived in the mail, I have to admit I squealed and jumped up and down for at least a minute. But seriously what Mortal Instruments fan wouldn't? This is the PREQUEL were talking about. And at first it was amazing, just the thing I was hoping for, but then it took a turn for the worst, becoming boring and just a little bit too much like MI for my tastes. Thankfully, it did get a LOT better by the end, but still, I was disappointed big time overall.\\n\\nClockwork Angel takes you back to a time before Jace, Clary, and Simon, back before some major damage in the Shadowhunter world occurred; the late 1800s in rainy London to be specific. In this addition, the story's new focus is Tessa, an orphan who's on the way to meet her beloved older brother in London so that she can start a new and better life than the one she had in America. Though waiting for in London isn't her brother but too scary sisters who call themselves the \\\"Dark Sisters\\\", and without any hesitation she goes of with them, not giving it a second thought. But as she is soon to learn this was a bad decision, one that might change everything she ever knew, and before she knows it she's thrown into the world of the Shadowhunters, which include two very dreamy but unattainable boys, with a talent she couldn't even begun to imagine she would have.\\n\\nI think Tessa is basically supposed to be the polar opposite of Clary. Because she's tall (Clary's short), she's an orphan (Clary's not), and so on. This bugged me to no end, especially when you added in the fact that Tessa lacked the spunk and charm I love about Clary's character. And while the main boys, Will and James, in this were swoon-worthy and adorable, they were just like Simon and Jace but with British accents and slightly different characteristics that lead them to being fragile (James/Simon) and brooding (Will/Jace), and lacking in this was the connection I always felt between Clary and James and Clary and Simon, as well as heart Though, with saying that I did love most of the secondary characters such as Charlotte, Henry, Sophie, and the always lovely Magnus Bane. But I will say that each of the main characters I had a hard time liking for most of the book, were starting to grow on me by the end, so hopefully by the second book I'll end adoring them just as much as I do the MI characters.\\n\\nThe plot of this was decent and interesting enough but until the end it didn't have enough action to keep me interested fully. Instead it had back story and world building and lots of it.\\n\\nIn all, Clockwork Angel was decent but nearly as great as Cassandra's prior books but by the end I did see promise, so hopefully the next one will be something I simply love and adore to the max.\\n\\nGrade: B-\",\n \"Product: Author and actress Melissa Peterman currently star's in ABC Familys new hit series Baby Daddy Peterman is best known for her starring role as \\\"Barbra Jean\\\" on the ever-popular series \\\"Reba. Aimee Pitta, is an Award winning Writer/Producer and Marketing Executive with over 20 years experience creating cutting edge theatrical marketing campaigns Melissa and Aimee met at Book Club, which over the years devolved into Eating Club, and then, into the ether. They maintained their friendship and always toyed with the idea of writing together. While brainstorming one day, Melissa and Aimee hit upon the concept for \\\"Happily Ever Before\\\" and when Aimee suggested that it might make a great book, Melissa gamely went along and this is their baby. Melissa currently resides in Los Angeles with her husband and son. Aimee currently resides in Los Angeles with her couch and DVR.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Highly Enjoyable Read\\n\\nReview: So a little back story first: I'm a huge fan of Melissa Peterman, co-author of Happily Ever Before. She played a role on one of my favorite TV shows, Reba, and she's also on the new and just as hilarious Baby Daddy. She's does a fantastic job acting wise, so when I found out she was one of the people behind this book, I jumped at the chance to read it. I was curious to see how her switch as an actress to writer would go as well as how the story would turn out. The plot seemed potentially disastrous or amazingly original, but luckily enough, it was the later of the two!\\n\\nHappily Ever Before tells the story of Grace and Clair, two completely different sisters. Grace has always been the wild child of the family, marching to her own drum, and doing whatever she makes her happy, because after witnessing her dad's death all those years ago, she knows life is short. Clair, on the other hand, is the major planner of the family. Over the years, she managed to accomplish most of the things on her life plan: landing a great job, meeting an amazing guy, and starting the life she dreamed off when she was little. There's only one tiny problem, Clair can't seal the perfect picture with a baby or two, because as it turns out, she's unable to have them. Not sure what to do, Clair turns to Grace, and asks her an unimaginable question: \\\"Will you carry my baby?\\\" This question sets them off a journey they could have never possibly imagine, but they know one thing for sure: nothing will ever be the same.\\n\\nI have to admit something: I was a worried when I first began this. The writing style was a little different to what I was used to, and the plot just seemed crazy. However, as I continued reading, and found out more about the characters and plot, the more I began to enjoy it, and eventually adore it. One of the big reasons for this was the characters. I loved the two personalities Aimee and Melissa presented with the characters of Clair and Grace. They played off each other perfectly, which caused for lots of laughs as well as \\\"Awww\\\" moments. Better yet, I found both to be 100% likable. Grace was hilarious and witty, and I admired her greatly for risking everything to help her sister. Clair, on the other hand, was serious and a little anal with things, but that made her actions come out as sweet and funny more times then one. I also really enjoyed the variety of side characters. My favorite would have had to be George! She was a riot, and I'm really hoping Aimee and Melissa will decide to do a book about her exclusively in the future. I feel like there's a lot of potential there. Grace's love interest was also great, and I loved Clair and Grace's family as well as Clair's in laws.\\n\\nThe plot in this was also another high point. Once I got past the craziness of the plot, I began to really enjoy it. It was interesting to see everything that goes into surrogacy, and I especially enjoyed how Aimee and Melissa didn't make the situation picture perfect. There was problems and tension, and it made for a very good book to tell the truth. Some of the details about the graphic details about the pregnancy complications, though, I could have lived without.\\n\\nThe writing was overall good. There were some rough patches here and there, but besides that I thought the authors did a great job with presenting the book. I enjoyed the switch up off POVs as well as the \\\"narrator\\\" featured.\\n\\nHeartwarming and hilarious, Happily Ever Before is a fantastic addition to the chick lit genre, and I can't wait to see what Melissa and Aimee have planned for book #2!\\n\\nGrade: B+\",\n \"Product: Kari Lynn West writes contemporary YA fantasynormally while drinking far too much coffee. She likes to create character-driven stories that are set in the real world with a twist, weaving fantastical elements into everyday life. She lives in North Carolina with her husband and two daughters.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for Fans of YA Fantasy!\\n\\nReview: YA fantasy is the one genre of YA that I'm always meaning to read more of but never seem to do; therefore, when I was given the opportunity to read and review Kari Lynn West's The Secret of Islayne, a contemporary fantasy read, I jumped at the chance. As it turns out, The Secrets of Islayne was a slam-dunk of a debut - the YA fantasy book I didn't know I had been so desperately craving.\\n\\nMy absolute, hands down favorite aspect of this book? The premise.\\n\\nForgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever read a book about luminators before. I found the idea of them to be fascinating. The ability to be able to go into ones mind and brighten memories? It's so incredibly interesting, and better yet, extremely fun to read about. The level of responsibility and even danger that comes with it alone amazes me.\\n\\nKari Lynn West did such a fantastic job of developing the world of the luminators. In The Secrets of Islalyne, two different types of luminators are encountered: ones coming from the old, original families and the ones coming from new residents of the Island. A class conflict was created within these two groups - old versus new - and it was always interesting to see the problems as well as the twists and turns that came up because of it. I especially liked that the book gave me a viewpoint from a boy of an \\\"old\\\" luminator family and a boy from a \\\"new\\\" luminator family. Kari Lynn West also did an excellent job of creating the history of the luminators and their special Island. It really managed to flesh out the story, in my opinion.\\n\\nBesides the premise, I also adored the characters. In The Secrets of Islayne, the viewpoints of Ronan, Ronan's friends - Cassie, Adele, and Eli - and Cassie's dad Alister and Ronan's boss Ben were included. While this seems like a daunting amount of POVs, it actually worked out quite well, making the story more three-demisional and intricate. Ronan, the primary main character, was my favorite out of the bunch though. In this story, he's the initial underdog. Coming from a \\\"new\\\" family, he's not blessed with the advantages older families have, especially when it comes to finding an apprenticeship. Throughout the book, though, Ronan doesn't let these disadvantages get him down for too long; instead, he always managed to barrel through and try to become the best luminator possible. I admired his determination. I don't think many in his place would have his \\\"eye on the prize\\\" behavior.\\n\\nThe plot of this was incredibly faced paced as well as thrilling. Throughout the book I was on the edge of my seat, dying to know what would happen next. There was so many twists and turns, especially towards the ending, that completely blew me away. I don't want to talk too much about the plot because I don't want to give anything away. However, I will say that the ultimate bad guy in this one? I didn't see him coming at all!\\n\\nIn all, The Secrets of Islayne had it all. An adventure? Check! An exotic setting? Check! A well developed fantasy storyline? Check! A touch of romance? Double Check! I simply cannot wait to see what Kari Lynn West writes next. A small part of me is hoping it may be a sequel to this.\\n\\nGrade: A-\",\n \"Product: Sara Jane currently lives near New Yorks Hudson River with her very supportive real-life hero, two lively young children, a pair of mischievous kittens, and a very active dog. When she is not hiking with the kids, she loves writing sexy stories, staying up past her bedtime reading red-hot romance, and chatting with her readers on Facebook at facebook.com/SaraJaneStone.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Quick & Fun Read!\\n\\nReview: With an adorable title AND a sexy cover Sara Jane Stone's The Cinderella Fantasy is one book I simply couldn't resist. Thankfully, The Cinderella Fantasy ended up being the perfect light-hearted weekend read - romantic, sexy, and funny!\\n\\nLucy Linden has learned one thing in the past few months - never settle for a prince charming who won't make you his top priority. Lucy used to think she had her whole life figured out - she had an okay career, a great group of friends, and a fianc who was going places in life. The problem? Her fianc no longer wants a life with her, choosing instead to pack his bags and head East with his nurse. From this horrible misfortunate, Lucy has come up with a strict set of rules and a game plan for finding her next prince charming...the only problem? Online dating isn't making that search any easier, especially when she ends up on a date with a guy who cares more about her thigh gap then her personality. Hiding out in her brother's restaurant's kitchen after that horrible date, Lucy runs into Jared Mitchell, her brother's best friend and business partner. Jared is sexy and charming, but given his billionaire status and his womanizer ways, he's way off from Lucy's idea of a perfect man. Jared begs to differ, though, and he's willing to do anything to prove her wrong...\\n\\nLucy was without a doubt my favorite part of The Cinderella Fantasy. There was just something so likable about her, so incredibly relatable. I think what I liked the most about her character, however, was how relentless she was. Here's this girl who got her heart completely shattered only months ago, but she's already trying to pick up the pieces and move on with her life. It's truly admirable. I also loved her line of work. I found it interesting that she was a Disney princess - someone who would pose for pictures with children and perform in little shows - turned princess party planner with her 2 best, former princess fiends. It was different from the usual type of job, and it added in a fun component to the book. It was also interesting to see the opinions Lucy and her friends formed based on their jobs and parties as well as how the job brought them close together. They were three best friends no one should mess with for sure!\\n\\nJared, on the other hand, I struggled with at times. At first, I adored him. He was sweet and charming, and even though he was a womanizer in his past, it was easy to see he was trying to get as far away from that reputation as possible. His interactions with Lucy were adorable and sexy...I loved how he tried to capture her heart with juice boxes. My problems with him, however, started towards the middle. Suddenly, he became the guy who he promised he wouldn't become - the guy who put Lucy second,placing his own needs in front of hers. It bothered me, especially when Lucy was so willing to forgive him the majority of the time.\\n\\nThe plot in this mainly focused on Jared and Lucy's respective jobs as well as their developing relationship. As I've hinted to above, I enjoyed that Sara included their careers in this as well as the good and bad that came with them. It added a fun little side component to the book, and truly managed to balance out the romance. The relationship between Jared and Lucy was a lot of fun to watch develop. It took a lot of time and a lot of effort on Jared's part but the end result was perfect. I found it fun that Sara introduced somewhat of a mystery component to it, which I won't really comment too much on but it was fun! Thankfully, there also was a lot of good hot chemistry between Jared and Lucy.\\n\\nUnfortunately, I did have two slight problems with The Cinderella Fantasy. One being the lack of character development at times. For the most part, Lucy and Jared were well developed; however, at times, I wished we had know a little more about them and their passions and desires. I felt that the third person narrative didn't always help this problem. I also wanted to know more about Lucy's two best friends, but considering they're getting their own books, I'm sure they'll be plenty of time for that in the future. I also wasn't the biggest fan of of the pacing towards the end. I felt that there was a good steady build up until the last 40 or so pages, and then suddenly, everything got insanely crazy and busy that my mind was reeling by the end and I was thinking wait what?\\n\\nEven with those two slight issues, The Cinderella Fantasy is still a great romance read! Lucy and Jared's romance is sure to steam up your Kindle, and you'll be dying to know what happens in the next installment, featuring one of Lucy's roommates and business partners.\\n\\nGrade: B\",\n \"Product: Lisa Manterfield is the award-winning author of A Strange Companion and Im Taking My Eggs and Going Home: How One Woman Dared to Say No to Motherhood. Her work has appeared in The Saturday Evening Post, Los Angeles Times, and Psychology Today. Originally from northern England, she now lives in Southern California with her husband and over-indulged cat. Learn more at LisaManterfield.com.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Well Executed Story\\n\\nReview: The science nerd in me has always been fascinated by plagues. So when I caught wind that Lisa Manterfield's The Smallest Thing was inspired by the plague that wrecked havoc on Eyam, I was intrigued. I was curious to see how she gave this historical story a modern twist through the eyes of modern day teenager. The end result? I wasn't disappointed one bit. Harrowing, intense, and compelling, The Smallest Thing is a book focuses not only on how tragedy effects us inside and out but also on how hope and humanity are possibility two of the most important qualities to possess.\\n\\nThe Smallest Thing introduces us to Emmott Syddall, a 17-year-old who can't wait to escape her suffocating and dull small hometown. Emmott dreams of a big, rewarding life in London, laced onto the arm of her boyfriend Ro. The only person standing in her way? Her father. He doesn't want her to leave, especially with a boy like Ro. Emmott, however, is determined. She has her bags packed and ready to go. However, her plans are soon ruined when her town's residents start dying left and right. At first everyone thinks it's a rare occurrence - most of them are old - however as the deaths start pilling up and the people dying keep getting younger and healthier, everyone knows that something is amiss. Soon the government comes in, quarantining the entire town, leaving Emmott completely stuck in the one place she dislikes the most...Emmott knows she has to leave, has to escape, especially before this illness, this plague hits her, but will she make it out in time and unscathed?\\n\\nEmmott is a character I think any one - old or young - can easily relate to, because we've all been there before, wanting to get out of the town we've always known, knowing that the only way to spread our wings is to go into the unknown.\\n\\nAs someone who's grew up in a small town with the same people day-in-and-day-out, I, for one, found it incredibly easy to relate to Em. I easily understood her frustrations, her desire for new and unknown, and the chance to do just that with someone think she's loves.\\n\\nI especially admired her determination regarding this - she's one girl who knows what she wants and will do anything to get there. Over the course of the book, however, we see a new Em in some respects - she goes from someone who's so quick to leave to someone who begins to wonder how she can leave the people she loves the most - her dad, her best friend, even the boy she just meet - behind when their respective futures are so incredibly up in the air. She also begins to see people, especially her dad, in a new light - seeing that maybe a strong, tight community isn't the worst thing, and that her dad, bless his heart, is the town spokesperson because, really, he doesn't now how not to be one.\\n\\nI loved seeing this change in Emmott, seeing her go from this one way of thinking type of person to someone who sees the whole word in a 3D view...it brought incredible growth for her character and it was a rewarding process to see. However, I will admit my heart ached incredibly bad when it took bad situations turned worse to really drive certain points home.\\n\\nAs for the plot, I thought Lisa did a fantastic job of creating the plague related storyline as well as ultimately making this book a coming-of-age at its heart. While I don't know everything there is to known about plagues, I feel that Lisa did an accurate job of portraying once, especially regarding the timelines given as well as the tent system set up. She also did a great job of using the plague to build up this uncertain yet addictive quality to the story lines...I was always dying to know what would happen next, especially in regard to when the plague would end. What I also enjoyed about the The Smallest Thing, was that it didn't include much romance (I know that's a surprise right?!). It left more time for character development and growth as well as for plot development, and the story truly managed to benefit from it. I loved seeing Em become this kick-a$$ main character, who doesn't necessarily need a man to reach her dreams.\\n\\nThe ending, though, broke my heart into a million pieces. Some parts of me was expecting Lisa to go to certain places there, but still, I was 100% shook when my predictions did come true. However, it really managed to drive certain points home and make this story incredibly worth reading.\\n\\nIn all, The Smallest Thing is an compelling look at how one plague can change one girl's life. I highly suggest this one to those who love character driven stories with the addition of some suspense and drama.\\n\\nGrade: B+\",\n \"Product: Linda grew up on a dairy farm in the Midwest as the youngest of eight children. Now she lives in Kansas with her husband, daughter, and their nine cuckoo clocks. Her life's been blessed with lots of people to learn from and love. Writing's always been a major part her world, and shes so happy to finally share some of her stories with other romance lovers. Please visit her at her website http://www.lindakage.com/\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Linda Kage Does it Again!\\n\\nReview: After reading last year's The Color of Grace, Linda Kage officially became one of my favorite contemporary authors. Therefore, as soon as I heard about Price of a Kiss, her newest book, I knew I had to read it. It had an interesting premise. Plus I was curious to see how well she would transition to New Adult. Luckily, Price of a Kiss was a spectacular read, one that has made me remember once again just how good a New Adult book can be.\\n\\nPrice of a Kiss begins the story of Reese, a girl who's had to run across the country and change her name to get away from a horrible ex-boyfriend. It wasn't just that he was mean and possessive, but he also tried to kill her, leaving her with the nastiest of all scars on her neck. Deciding it's best to stay away from boys in her new life, Reese throws herself into starting classes in her new town's local community college and hanging out with her cousin. However, everything changes the moment Mason Lowe walks into her life. There's just something that attracts Reese to him, no matter how much he and she try to stop it. Plus his much talked about secret job doesn't help anything. But what happens when these two are thrown together in a surprising way? Will they get past the self-built walls and be together? Only time and more pages can tell!\\n\\nMy ABSOLUTE favorite part of this book was hands down the characters! Reese was so naive and bubbly, but I still really liked her. I love how she didn't let anything get her down, not even the fact that her crazy ex-boyfriend was after her. She just kept living her life to the fullest, and learned from her past and mistakes in the process. Then there was Mason. Sexy, adorable, and kind of bookish, I LOVED Mason, even though he did have some shifty parts about him. I loved seeing him and Reese interact with each other, because not only did it lead to some steamy moments but it also led to some hilarious banter. The side characters in this one where also pretty great. I enjoyed seeing Mason's family as well as Reese's cousin.\\n\\nThe plot in this was equally good. As mentioned in the book's summary, Mason is in all ways a gigolo, so it lead for some pretty intense and suspenseful parts in the book, as he tried to figure out whether he should stay with it, or give it up. I probably should have been more disgusted by Mason's profession, but I couldn't help but feel sad for him for getting involved in it more than anything. Throughout the book, I was continually rooting for him to leave it all behind. The parts about Mason's sister and mom where also great. I loved seeing Reese get close to Mason's sister, because it led to some pretty cute moments and character development. Lastly, the romance between Mason and Reese was EPIC. It was a constant \\\"will they or won't they?\\\" and I love every single second of it. There was so much suspense to their relationship and build up, all of which led them to be a well developed pair to tell the truth.\\n\\nKage's writing was also great. She did a good job of capturing Reese's voice, and she did a great job of handling Mason's profession. She never once sugar coated anything, and I admired her for that. The only part of the book, though, I wasn't to wild about was the ending. It was adorable, but everything sort of fell together too perfectly.\\n\\nSexy, suspenseful, and funny, Price of a Kiss is a FANTASTIC addition to NA.\\n\\nGrade: A+\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":10,"string":"10"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1371,"string":"1,371"}}},{"rowIdx":1372,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A11ZCZ874OORU0"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Founded in 1939, Duralex has been manufacturing glassware and tabletop products in La Chapelle-Saint-Mesmin, a city in the heart of France. Since 1939, when Duralex invented the glass tempering process, the name Duralex has been associated with resilient glassware, thanks to their proprietary tempering process. The original tempered (toughened) Picardie glasses are still in production in France and are known as the \"Original French Tumblers.\" The Picardie glass is the perfect weight: functional yet stylish and feels extremely comfortable in the hand. They are equally suitable for cold or hot drinks, conveniently stackable, impact and chip resistant, microwave and dishwasher safe. With the help of continuous investments and commitment to quality, Duralex has reached a level of excellence that makes its products recognized throughout the world. Duralex is and will always remain a true French manufacturer of glassware and tabletop products, and is the only glass manufacturer that makes 100% of their products in France.\". The summary of the review text is \"Some imperfections in the glass but so far shatterproof!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Starting with the obvious: These are a beautiful French glass with a classic shape that fits great in the hand. If you look at the picture and you like it, you'll love it when you get it. The large 16 7/8 size is great for a glass of ice water, lemonade or iced tea...any smaller and you keep refilling it!\n\nBut the question I think most people are asking is...given the changes in this company's ownership is the quality of the glasses the same?\n\nSo far I've had mine three weeks and this is what I've observed:\n\n--Most or all of the glasses when held up to sunlight at a window have small areas of roughness, which look like little raised dots. One of the dozen I bought has a very tiny air bubble. None of these imperfections are visible in normal use and they don't bother me. The key factor is that I don't know if \"old\" Duralex glasses have these imperfections as well, or whether this is a new thing suggesting lower quality control. I will look when I am next in a French caf and update this review.\n\n--I have dropped two glasses from the height of my counter to the floor. Yes, I'm clumsy that way! Both bounced off the floor and survived intact wth no chips. (Updated to say I've dropped glasses a total of maybe ten times. So in my hands, they break about ten percent of the time they are dropped! )\n\n--I have poured boiling water into the glasses with ice cubes to make ice tea and had no issue. I know this isn't the best way to do this but I can report that the glasses have withstood this treatment as of now.\n\nI am very concerned about the comments about spontaneous shattering in other reviews. I searched on the Internet and did find several reports of this happening with vintage Duralex glasses; there is even such a report here in one of the product reviews.\n\nI bought these to replace less expensive Turkish-made Palaks, which I found were durable and pleasant to use. I like the Duralex shape slightly better and they slightly more attractive; I think for the budget-conscious the Palaks (which I think I bought at Crate & Barrel but which are not currently sold there) are a fine alternative. While I'm a bit worried about my expensive new Duralex shattering I am basing my five-star review entirely on my experience so far. If I have any issues I will update it right away!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Starting with the obvious: These are a beautiful French glass with a classic shape that fits great in the hand. If you look at the picture and you like it, you'll love it when you get it. The large 16 7/8 size is great for a glass of ice water, lemonade or iced tea...any smaller and you keep refilling it!\n\nBut the question I think most people are asking is...given the changes in this company's ownership is the quality of the glasses the same?\n\nSo far I've had mine three weeks and this is what I've observed:\n\n--Most or all of the glasses when held up to sunlight at a window have small areas of roughness, which look like little raised dots. One of the dozen I bought has a very tiny air bubble. None of these imperfections are visible in normal use and they don't bother me. The key factor is that I don't know if \"old\" Duralex glasses have these imperfections as well, or whether this is a new thing suggesting lower quality control. I will look when I am next in a French caf and update this review.\n\n--I have dropped two glasses from the height of my counter to the floor. Yes, I'm clumsy that way! Both bounced off the floor and survived intact wth no chips. (Updated to say I've dropped glasses a total of maybe ten times. So in my hands, they break about ten percent of the time they are dropped! )\n\n--I have poured boiling water into the glasses with ice cubes to make ice tea and had no issue. I know this isn't the best way to do this but I can report that the glasses have withstood this treatment as of now.\n\nI am very concerned about the comments about spontaneous shattering in other reviews. I searched on the Internet and did find several reports of this happening with vintage Duralex glasses; there is even such a report here in one of the product reviews.\n\nI bought these to replace less expensive Turkish-made Palaks, which I found were durable and pleasant to use. I like the Duralex shape slightly better and they slightly more attractive; I think for the budget-conscious the Palaks (which I think I bought at Crate & Barrel but which are not currently sold there) are a fine alternative. While I'm a bit worried about my expensive new Duralex shattering I am basing my five-star review entirely on my experience so far. If I have any issues I will update it right away!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Wholesome Fair Trade Organic Cane Sugar is made from certified organic sugar cane grown in South America. The cane juice, rich in molasses, is squeezed from fresh sugar cane, evaporated and crystallized. The result is a blonde-colored, perfectly sweet natural sugar that will enhance your favorite coffee, tea, cereal or baked good. Organic sugar is naturally gluten free and can be used as a one-for-one replacement for refined white sugar. Wholesome has a strong commitment to sustainable Non-GMO agriculture. In adherence with strict organic standards, the organic sugar cane fields are green cut and are not burned or treated with herbicides or synthetic fertilizers. This is better for the environment, which ultimately, is better for everyone. This also creates the highest quality, most delicious-tasting unrefined sugar you can find. No chemicals or animal by-products are used to make or decolorize this sugar making it ideal for vegans. The Fair Trade Certified logo is Wholesomes guarantee that our farming cooperatives are paid directly for the cane they grow and mill. This means that farmers can compete with factory farms, cultivate the quality of their crops, send their kids to school and build thriving communities. Thank you for choosing Wholesome\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Delicious, completely unrefined and vegan. Slightly darker color than 'regular' sugar\n\nReview: This sugar is golden, light beige instead of bright white like most sugar. That's because it is unbleached--the cane juice is squeezed, heated and crystallized.\n\nThis contrasts with most sugar which is made bright white in a refining process using cow bones. For this reason, most sugar is not vegan, while this (and everything in this product line) is. I'm not vegan, but often cook for large gatherings where vegans or vegetarians are present, so it's vegan-ness makes this sugar more versatile for me.\n\nI also like it for myself since I see no reason for the additional processing...it's delicious as it is!\n\nThe slightly beige color will occasionally color a drink slightly--so you may need to adjust expectations. For example, in making limoncello, our end result was beige-yellow instead of clear pale yellow. We thought about buying regular sugar, and then decided we didn't care...we'd rather have organic and a slightly off-color product!\n\nI buy the 10-pound size of this since it is more economical. I tried another organic brand in this same size (from Costco) and while the taste was similar, that brand didn't have the handy zip closure on top, which I need since my sugar container (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/OXO-Good-Grips-POP-Big-Square-4-Quart-Storage-Container/dp/B000UHYB9E/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">OXO Good Grips POP Big Square 4-Quart Storage Container</a>) holds only 5 pounds.","Product: Wholesome Fair Trade Organic Cane Sugar is made from certified organic sugar cane grown in South America. The cane juice, rich in molasses, is squeezed from fresh sugar cane, evaporated and crystallized. The result is a blonde-colored, perfectly sweet natural sugar that will enhance your favorite coffee, tea, cereal or baked good. Organic sugar is naturally gluten free and can be used as a one-for-one replacement for refined white sugar. Wholesome has a strong commitment to sustainable Non-GMO agriculture. In adherence with strict organic standards, the organic sugar cane fields are green cut and are not burned or treated with herbicides or synthetic fertilizers. This is better for the environment, which ultimately, is better for everyone. This also creates the highest quality, most delicious-tasting unrefined sugar you can find. No chemicals or animal by-products are used to make or decolorize this sugar making it ideal for vegans. The Fair Trade Certified logo is Wholesomes guarantee that our farming cooperatives are paid directly for the cane they grow and mill. This means that farmers can compete with factory farms, cultivate the quality of their crops, send their kids to school and build thriving communities. Thank you for choosing Wholesome\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Delicious, completely unrefined and vegan. Slightly darker color than 'regular' sugar\n\nReview: This sugar is golden, light beige instead of bright white like most sugar. That's because it is unbleached--the cane juice is squeezed, heated and crystallized.\n\nThis contrasts with most sugar which is made bright white in a refining process using cow bones. For this reason, most sugar is not vegan, while this (and everything in this product line) is. I'm not vegan, but often cook for large gatherings where vegans or vegetarians are present, so it's vegan-ness makes this sugar more versatile for me.\n\nI also like it for myself since I see no reason for the additional processing...it's delicious as it is!\n\nThe slightly beige color will occasionally color a drink slightly--so you may need to adjust expectations. For example, in making limoncello, our end result was beige-yellow instead of clear pale yellow. We thought about buying regular sugar, and then decided we didn't care...we'd rather have organic and a slightly off-color product!\n\nI buy the 10-pound size of this since it is more economical. I tried another organic brand in this same size (from Costco) and while the taste was similar, that brand didn't have the handy zip closure on top, which I need since my sugar container (<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/OXO-Good-Grips-POP-Big-Square-4-Quart-Storage-Container/dp/B000UHYB9E/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">OXO Good Grips POP Big Square 4-Quart Storage Container</a>) holds only 5 pounds.","Product: The Orei DA21X Premium Digital to Analog Audio Converter is designed for either home or professional audio application. It converts S/PDIF or optical (Toslink) digital audio signals to analog L/R audio or 3.5mm audio for use with amplifiers or headphones via standard RCA jacks. The Orei DA21X Premium plays various devices; Here are just a few of the devices supported:- Digital TVs and HDTVs- CD, DVD, Blu-Ray, and HD-DVD players- Apple TV, Google TV (Revue)- Game consoles: PS3 (All), XBOX 360 (Slim)- Satellite/Cable receivers and DVRs, TiVo- AV Receivers and Integrated Amplifiers- Digital media players and streamers The Orei DA21X Premium is easy to use and is just a plug and play.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works flawlessly and no fuss!\n\nReview: Like many people who outfitted their entertainment systems with nice audio systems years ago, I'm between a rock and a hard place as a growing number of companies are no longer including standard RCA analog outputs on their equipment.\n\nSpecifically, I purchased a Sony Blu-Ray/DVD player and it will output only HDMI or digital coaxial sound. That means for me that I can play it through my modern tv speakers only, but not through my twenty year old gorgeous sounding audio system which I love!\n\nEnter this nifty little converter, which was easy to use with only one difficulty, which was quickly resolved. First I hooked it up in the most obvious way possible. (In case anyone wants the obvious details: Plug one end of a digital coaxial cable into your Blu-Ray/DVD player and the other end into this converter box. Then plug a pair of red-and-white RCA cables into the converter and the other end into stereo receiver's input. Then plug the converter into a/c power outlet.)\n\n First result? Noise. So I looked at the box and noticed a red sticker that said \"Important notice! please set the digital output of the audio source to PCM, otherwise there will be noise.\" I did that, and it worked like a charm. I had thought that since my device was set to \"auto\" it would automatically pick the right format, but it did not.\n\nThe red sticker also warns you that the product doesn't decode dolby digital or DTS audio stream. So I guess if you have either of those, don't buy this!\n\nFor me it worked great. If you do buy it, make sure you have a digital cable (coaxial or SPDIF optical) and a pair of red-and-white RCA cables. Neither are included.\n\nPROS\nWorks great to hook up modern digital sound devices (Blu-Ray/DVD players for example) to an older audio receiver and speakers.\nCan also be used to hook up a device with digital sound output (ie. a DVD/Blu-Ray player) to stereo headphones via a simple headphone jack.\nSimple to use and good sound quality\nDirections minimal but essential info included via a red sticker on the box. Read the red sticker!\n\nCONS\nDoesn't work for dolby digital or DTS audio stream.\nCables not included---buy your own first!","Product: We do not know of any candles more sensuous to hold, smell or burn than these. Many beeswax pillars have difficulty burning because the particulate in beeswax clogs the wick, resulting in a weak flame and tunneling. Our pillars burn perfectly because we use lightly filtered beeswax. Light filtration takes out the right amount of particulate but keeps the sweet honey scent.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful Quality Candles; Exact measurements below!\n\nReview: I just bought two of these. They are beautiful quality and I'm very pleased. Results of my first six hours of burning below.\n\nBut first, for those (like me) who care about exact measurements I would like to note that both the candles I received are 2 7/8 inches in diameter, not three inches. This is important because if (like me) you have a holder exactly three inches in diameter, they do fit! I did discuss this with the company (see link below for the discussion) and they said the mold is three inches so the size is \"officially\" three inches but in fact the wax may contract slightly as it cools. I've suggested the company add this information to the description and I hope they do. But for now, for those who would like to read it, here is the discussion:\nhttp://www.amazon.com/review/R1H53MYU9X45NL/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0001OPI6Q&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=#wasThisHelpful\n\nSo, the burning test. The beeswax is a a beautiful natural color which, when seen through the flame, is a lovely warm amber--one of my favorite colors. I have been burning the candle for just a little under six hours and there is no detectable aroma in the room; if I walk up close to the candle it has a pleasant natural scent.\n\nThe candle comes with detailed instructions on how to make it last longer. For example, a six-inch pillar should be burned at least six hours each time to prevent it from \"tunneling.\" Also, when the wick gets long it needs to be trimmed to a quarter inch. So far I've burned mine just six hours: The level of wax has dipped a little more than a half inch--suggesting that it is in fact very long-burning. I will update this review when it burns to the bottom.\n\nEDITED TO ADD BURN DATA:\n\nAs promised I *finally* kept a burn log of a 3x6 candle. It burned exactly 81.5 hours in my hands. That compares with 90 hours on the product listing. That's a reasonable variation to me. I imagine quite a few things contribute to exact burn time. Here are the details of my test:\n\n--I burned it between 1.5 and 7 hours at a time, with an average of 4.2 hours per burn.\n--I followed the instructions to trim the wick when it got long. I also molded the wax after burning, turning down the edges to reduce the \"tunnel\" effect that eventually causes it to run out of air if you don't.\n\nOverall I remain very happy with the quality of these candles and they have now officially become my \"house\" brand. I buy in bulk on the company's Web site. I also buy the tapers, which are of the same good quality as these pillars. Despite my overall loyalty to Amazon, this is one case where I get a better price by going directly to the company. But shhh, don't tell Amazon I said so.","Product: Natural wood floor easel is functional and economical for classroom presentation. Adjustable wood easel with chain and plastic tips on legs. Easy assemble with hardware included. Artist can choose from floor or table top styles. Measures-65-high. Made in China.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great if you want a cheap, lightweight portable, easy to store easel\n\nReview: The reviews on this are all over the map, and I think for the simple reason that people's expectations are different.\n\nIf you are looking for an easel for occasional light use, and if price and the ability to take it apart for easy storage and transport are paramount, you will probably be thrilled with this. If you are looking for a heavy, sturdy, high-quality easel for daily use in your home, honestly, get out your credit card and go higher end.\n\nFor my purpose--I need an occasional lightweight easel to hold paper for presentations and which travels well--this is ideal, and the price is right.\n\nFor cheaper shipping, three tall posts come in two piece each, which must be screwed together.\n\nI'm about of average handiness and it took me about 20 minutes to figure out and assemble the first time, and (as stated) the instructions weren't terribly good--but even not being particularly mechanically inclined I did figure it out. The most difficult part for me was realizing that the enclosed metal chain is intended to keep the back leg from extending too wide, which could cause the unit to topple...so you attach the chain to the back leg and to the center of the front crossbar. Aha.\n\nOnce I got how it worked, it now takes me about five minutes to disassemble and put back together. For presentations in which I need to simply place a pad on this and write on it during the talk, this easel is amply sturdy.; I have never had it tumble. When I'm done, I take it mostly apart and store it n a corner of my attic. If I were using this regularly for holding an oil canvas, and in an application where the possibility of knocking it over would ruin my painting, I'd definitely go sturdy and higher end.","Product: Natural wood floor easel is functional and economical for classroom presentation. Adjustable wood easel with chain and plastic tips on legs. Easy assemble with hardware included. Artist can choose from floor or table top styles. Measures-65-high. Made in China.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great if you want a cheap, lightweight portable, easy to store easel\n\nReview: The reviews on this are all over the map, and I think for the simple reason that people's expectations are different.\n\nIf you are looking for an easel for occasional light use, and if price and the ability to take it apart for easy storage and transport are paramount, you will probably be thrilled with this. If you are looking for a heavy, sturdy, high-quality easel for daily use in your home, honestly, get out your credit card and go higher end.\n\nFor my purpose--I need an occasional lightweight easel to hold paper for presentations and which travels well--this is ideal, and the price is right.\n\nFor cheaper shipping, three tall posts come in two piece each, which must be screwed together.\n\nI'm about of average handiness and it took me about 20 minutes to figure out and assemble the first time, and (as stated) the instructions weren't terribly good--but even not being particularly mechanically inclined I did figure it out. The most difficult part for me was realizing that the enclosed metal chain is intended to keep the back leg from extending too wide, which could cause the unit to topple...so you attach the chain to the back leg and to the center of the front crossbar. Aha.\n\nOnce I got how it worked, it now takes me about five minutes to disassemble and put back together. For presentations in which I need to simply place a pad on this and write on it during the talk, this easel is amply sturdy.; I have never had it tumble. When I'm done, I take it mostly apart and store it n a corner of my attic. If I were using this regularly for holding an oil canvas, and in an application where the possibility of knocking it over would ruin my painting, I'd definitely go sturdy and higher end.","Product: These liquid chalk ink markers create a stunning chalk like effect on a variety of hard, non porous surfaces. See images above. Odor free, they are an excellent choice for children and adults alike. The dust free formulation makes them a perfect solution for allergy sufferers. Easy clean up with a damp cloth means no more mess, saving you time and effort. Backed by our Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun, bright colors and great quality; Don't skip the detailed instructions\n\nReview: These are very nice quality markers with a varied mix of vibrant and pastel colors, from fire engine red to sky blue. Tips are very nice and give a very professional-looking result, even if you aren't super talented artistically.\n\nI bought this to use with the same company's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Premium-Chalkboard-Paper-Wall-Sticker-17-7-Inch-x-6-6-Feet-Matte-Self-Adhesive-Easily-Removable-Create-Your-Own-Chalkboard-Labels-Decals-Cut-To-Any-Size-Required-Use-With-Chalk-Markers-Or-Chalk-Erasable-Produces-Brilliant-Colorful-Results/dp/B00GEPPMFI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Premium Chalkboard Paper Wall Sticker 17.7 Inch x 6.6 Feet - Matte, Self-Adhesive, Easily Removable! Create Your Own Chalkboard Labels & Decals, Cut To Any Size Required, Use With Chalk Markers Or Chalk. Erasable, Produces Brilliant Colorful Results!</a>, but also discovered I can write directly on many objects in my kitchen--including glass jars, metal lids to canning jars, hard plastic tupperware, wine glasses, china plates, mugs and bowls. I think my favorite use will be placing a cut-up square of the chalkboard paper on large plastic tubs and spice jars to label their contents ie. all purpose flour, or nutmeg. The results are very attractive--much more so than using masking tape, and I'll be able to erase them and re-label if I change the contents.\n\nBut first, a word on the instructions, some of which are a bit unexpected. Skipping the instructions may be at least in part the reason these markers are getting some negative reviews, each review drawing an injured-sounding comment from the company that the customer should have written to resolve the issue before leaving a negative review. So here's the deal: While it might be entirely reasonable to assume that. like most markers with which we are familiar, you need only to remove the lid and write, this is not the case with these.\n\nWith my purchase, I received a 22-page e-book of instructions and creative tips. The first thing it says is do not use these on anything porous ie. wood, surfaces painted with 'chalkboard' paint etc. as the ink is water based and it won't come off easily. A lot of people are complaining in reviews because they used these markers on porous surfaces and then couldn't erase them. If you want to erase using a damp cloth as the product is intended, all non-porous surfaces are appropriate, including the company's chalkboard paper, glass, metal, china plates etc.\n\nI'd pretty much figured before buying that the markers would only erase on certain surfaces. Less expected for me was the process of \"priming\" the marker, which I hadn't encountered as this is my first chalk-like marker. These things have a reservoir of ink. To \"prime\" the marker you have to get the ink in the reservoir to penetrate into the tip, which means you press down what feels like FOREVER. The company's instructions varied slightly from the e-book to the instructions on the package, but here's what worked for me. Since I'm a geek I experimented and wrote down the results:\n\n--Shake five times slowly, turning upside down and right side up again. (I tried shaking a variety of different times, up to 30, and longer shaking did not improve results for me.)\n--On a piece of paper, holding the pen vertically, tap LIGHTLY and quickly until the ink fills the tip. This took 40 seconds to 1 minute 50 seconds for me, depending on the marker. I ruined the first marker tip while learning by pressing too hard--it got frayed and now is not performing well. I recommend you pick your least favorite color for the first one in case you inadvertently press too hard while you're getting the hang of the priming.\n--You can see when you're almost done as the ink begins to color the white/beige tip. Continue to tap lightly a few more seconds until the entire tip is penetrated.\n\nOnce the pen is primed once, you only have to tap lightly once or twice the next time you use it. I found I could get a thin line, a thick line or a medium line depending on which part of the tip I used. The quality of the tip is very nice, and I got as nice a visual result as is possible for a talentless person with poor penmanship. An artistic or talented person could do wonders with these!\n\nTo erase, I used a paper towel heavily soaked with water. The ink visibly comes off on the paper towel, and there is a lot of it. On glass, china and plastic, the writing came off instantly and completely. On the chalkboard, I found I needed to wipe thoroughly TWICE to get all the ink off. When I washed only once a shadow of my original marks remained. Removal of the ink from the chalkboard paper is a job for an adult or a child who is patient and coordinated; a young or impatient child would probably get ink all over him or herself!\n\nFor kitchen use, I was able to cut the chalkboard paper to make very attractive labels for my spice jars and plastic tubs I use for flour, rice etc. I also found I can write directly on china plates and wine glasses, but due to the water solubility of this, a wet finger or a splash of liquid smudges the writing, so I think for party plate and cup labeling I am going to stick to a regular Sharpie marker. (Yes, believe it or not on a lot of china plates and glasses you can write with Sharpie and have it come off in the dishwasher. I do this at parties all the time. I can't guarantee it works on ALL China so do a small test first.)\n\nFor glass, metal and hard plastics, compared with a Sharpie these chalk markers will come off easier and is more likely to smudge with water. If you want it to come off easily, you may prefer these; a Sharpie is better if you want the writing to come off only with intense scrubbing or in the dishwasher. These chalk markers are also more fun for your guests than Sharpies because the colors are fun and pretty and they can make art on your glasses. (Please note that I asked the company in the comments section of this review if this is food safe (I was thinking of children writing on plates, and perhaps ending up eating some ink if they get food on the writing) and company responded that they don't recommend this use as it's nontoxic but not specifically certified as food safe.)\n\nThe markers must be stored horizontally. Some people complained of them drying up quickly, and possibly not following this maxim is the reason. I don't have any convenient place to store all ten of these horizontally so I'm going to choose my three favorite colors and keep them handy (and horizontal) and put the rest of these in a drawer in the basement.\n\nSo overall, I've had these just a day and labeled a few dozen jars. I am very pleased so far. I will be seeing how long they last when stored properly and also see what happens when I try to erase a label that was written a while ago. I'll come back and update my review and my star rating once I've had a longer experience with the product.","Product: Bandleader and inventor Fred Warring introduced the first blender in 1936, and this model pays tribute to that early version in its retro styling. A tall, old-fashioned-looking blender, it will crush ice and blend frozen fruit beautifully in a few seconds. This blender feels sturdy: the lid, with a cap that doubles as a 1-ounce measurer, fits securely, and the pitcher, made of thick, ridged glass, won't wobble. Many chefs prefer a blender rather than a food processor for soups and creamy sauces--the blades of a good blender whirl more quickly than those of a food processor and will refine a thin liquid such as cream of tomato soup to an incomparably silky texture. This blender is definitely up to that task. The fixed, self-cleaning stainless-steel blades on the base of the pitcher mean the lid is the only separate part to wash.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Innovative and wonderful design. Mediocre blending power.\n\nReview: If you like the way \"traditional\" blenders are designed, with screw off bottoms, stop reading. There are better, more powerful blenders out there for you.\n\nHowever, if like me, you hate screw-off bottoms (and have traumatic memories of epic messes caused when you didn't screw it on quite right), this blender offers an alternative one-piece design. It's simply a jar with a non-removable blade fastened in the bottom; the only thing that comes off is the lid. To clean it, you simply fill with water(add a very tiny amount of soap since it foams majorly) and whir it a few times. I was skeptical when I read that in reviews here, but it turned out to be much easier than taking the other blender apart and putting it in the dishwasher.\n\nThis blender advertises commercial power with 550 Watts. It does seem POWERFUL but the result isn't good blending. The four blades are really tiny and even though there is a lot of power coming out of the blender, this machine is not chopping food or ice as effectively as my old blender, which was a Krups. I would only buy this if, like me, your blending needs are minimal and you want a blender that is easy to use and reasonably sized.\n\nFor example, this Waring works great for my regular needs, which is mainly a few cups of almond milk in the mornings and an occasional banana milkshake. But if I were making margaritas for ten, I'd get a Vitamix.\n\nWhen I tried crushing ice on the Waring (I put in about 1.5 cups at first), the tiny blades pulverized the ice right around them but left the rest untouched. I tried putting in 5 or 6 cubes at a time, spooning out the crushed ice to completely empty the blender, putting in five or six more cubes etc.; That worked pretty well in that about 90% of the ice was perfectly crushed but there were still a few larger chunks (about the size of cherries) I had to either pick out or just live with in my slush. Since the blender is very lightweight, this process was reasonably fast and, for my limited needs, acceptable. But do NOT buy this blender if you have visions of picnic tables covered with large pitchers of lemonade full of crushed ice.\n\nI will also note (though I didn't take off stars for it since size is noted in the description) that the 32-ounce size feels REALLY small. My old blender, 64 ounces, is usually too big for me...but the Waring is so small I probably will have to do two batches of many things I make.\n\nI got the stainless jug. I was worried it would annoy me not to see the progress of the blending but so far that has not been an issue. You can see a little through the see-through plastic middle of the top and if that's not enough.it's easy to take off the whole top and look.\n\nIn summary, things I like about this blender:\n\n1. Great one-piece design which eliminates hassle of screw-on bottom\n2. Hygenic stainless steel jug\n3. Simple design with two speeds. Who needs more anyway?\n4. Nice metal switch for on/off and speed change, instead of those annoying press buttons that get gummy and dirty\n\nThings I don't like:\n1. Doesn't blend particularly well ...Blades are small and don't seem to have good reach\n2. The top has a little plastic center and small amounts of liquid seep through it during blending.\n3. Small: I expected to find 32 ounces adequate but it feels barely so.\n\nThings I sometimes like and sometimes don't:\nIt tends to foam the heck out of liquids, particularly on high. This is really nice for my almond milk because it makes a really nice frothy liquid. I didn't like the foam on my frozen lemonade.","Product: Bandleader and inventor Fred Warring introduced the first blender in 1936, and this model pays tribute to that early version in its retro styling. A tall, old-fashioned-looking blender, it will crush ice and blend frozen fruit beautifully in a few seconds. This blender feels sturdy: the lid, with a cap that doubles as a 1-ounce measurer, fits securely, and the pitcher, made of thick, ridged glass, won't wobble. Many chefs prefer a blender rather than a food processor for soups and creamy sauces--the blades of a good blender whirl more quickly than those of a food processor and will refine a thin liquid such as cream of tomato soup to an incomparably silky texture. This blender is definitely up to that task. The fixed, self-cleaning stainless-steel blades on the base of the pitcher mean the lid is the only separate part to wash.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Innovative and wonderful design. Mediocre blending power.\n\nReview: If you like the way \"traditional\" blenders are designed, with screw off bottoms, stop reading. There are better, more powerful blenders out there for you.\n\nHowever, if like me, you hate screw-off bottoms (and have traumatic memories of epic messes caused when you didn't screw it on quite right), this blender offers an alternative one-piece design. It's simply a jar with a non-removable blade fastened in the bottom; the only thing that comes off is the lid. To clean it, you simply fill with water(add a very tiny amount of soap since it foams majorly) and whir it a few times. I was skeptical when I read that in reviews here, but it turned out to be much easier than taking the other blender apart and putting it in the dishwasher.\n\nThis blender advertises commercial power with 550 Watts. It does seem POWERFUL but the result isn't good blending. The four blades are really tiny and even though there is a lot of power coming out of the blender, this machine is not chopping food or ice as effectively as my old blender, which was a Krups. I would only buy this if, like me, your blending needs are minimal and you want a blender that is easy to use and reasonably sized.\n\nFor example, this Waring works great for my regular needs, which is mainly a few cups of almond milk in the mornings and an occasional banana milkshake. But if I were making margaritas for ten, I'd get a Vitamix.\n\nWhen I tried crushing ice on the Waring (I put in about 1.5 cups at first), the tiny blades pulverized the ice right around them but left the rest untouched. I tried putting in 5 or 6 cubes at a time, spooning out the crushed ice to completely empty the blender, putting in five or six more cubes etc.; That worked pretty well in that about 90% of the ice was perfectly crushed but there were still a few larger chunks (about the size of cherries) I had to either pick out or just live with in my slush. Since the blender is very lightweight, this process was reasonably fast and, for my limited needs, acceptable. But do NOT buy this blender if you have visions of picnic tables covered with large pitchers of lemonade full of crushed ice.\n\nI will also note (though I didn't take off stars for it since size is noted in the description) that the 32-ounce size feels REALLY small. My old blender, 64 ounces, is usually too big for me...but the Waring is so small I probably will have to do two batches of many things I make.\n\nI got the stainless jug. I was worried it would annoy me not to see the progress of the blending but so far that has not been an issue. You can see a little through the see-through plastic middle of the top and if that's not enough.it's easy to take off the whole top and look.\n\nIn summary, things I like about this blender:\n\n1. Great one-piece design which eliminates hassle of screw-on bottom\n2. Hygenic stainless steel jug\n3. Simple design with two speeds. Who needs more anyway?\n4. Nice metal switch for on/off and speed change, instead of those annoying press buttons that get gummy and dirty\n\nThings I don't like:\n1. Doesn't blend particularly well ...Blades are small and don't seem to have good reach\n2. The top has a little plastic center and small amounts of liquid seep through it during blending.\n3. Small: I expected to find 32 ounces adequate but it feels barely so.\n\nThings I sometimes like and sometimes don't:\nIt tends to foam the heck out of liquids, particularly on high. This is really nice for my almond milk because it makes a really nice frothy liquid. I didn't like the foam on my frozen lemonade.","Product: Joyce Chen's slogan \"Eastern Cookware for the Western Kitchen,\" reflects her focus on providing high-quality, versatile tools and products that have Asian flair, but can be used in a western kitchen. This 6\" Bamboo Steamer has two tiers to enable you to steam twice as much at the same time as a traditional steamer. On the lower level where the steam is more direct place your heavier vegetables like carrots, potatoes, or cauliflower. On the upper level place items that cook quicker like broccoli, zucchini, and asparagus. Steaming is a healthy, delicious cooking method -- adding no fat or grease while bringing out food's natural flavor. The perfect addition for any kitchen Bamboo will not swell, split, or absorb moisture. Bamboo is a grass - not wood - and an abundant renewable resource, so each time you use a bamboo kitchen tool, you may save the life of a beautiful tree. Bamboo is stronger than wood, dishwasher safe and will not scratch even your finest cookware. Good cooks everywhere will tell you that the proper accessories can make the difference between a cooking success and disaster. Joyce Chen opened her first restaurant in Cambridge, Massachusetts in 1958. The restaurant flourished, and in 1973 a larger Cambridge restaurant was opened. Chen also began writing Chinese cookbooks and in the 1970s began hosting a cooking show on public television. She found that the selection and quality of Chinese cookware in America didn't live up to her high standards so she developed her own. Today, Joyce Chen Products come from all over the Pacific Rim to bring the best of Asia to you.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nicely made and do a nice job steaming dumplings!\n\nReview: I bought this to make Chinese pork buns in Eileen Yin-Fe Lo's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Chinese-Kitchen-Recipes-Techniques-Ingredients-History-And-Memories-From-America-s-Leading-Authority-On-Chinese-Cooking/dp/0688158269/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Chinese Kitchen: Recipes, Techniques, Ingredients, History, And Memories From America's Leading Authority On Chinese Cooking</a>. I was immediately happy with the nice solid construction of these, was not disappointed when I tested them using the recipe. This can also be used to heat up frozen dumplings, such as Trader Joe's which are pretty good.\n\nHow to use: This steamer can be used directly in a wok over water without any other equipment. To figure out how much water to use, first place the steamer in the wok and see how much space is left underneath. Then remove the steamer, add water, bring to boil and place steamer directly on top; The sides of the wok will prevent it from slipping and touching the water. As the dumplings steam you can see the steam coming up through the top.\n\nThe FIRST time you use this, first wash thoroughly and rinse, soak all parts including the lid completely submerged in very hot water for a half hour (I used my sink plugged up for this). Then put the entire thing together and steam for a half hour while empty, turn off heat, and let cool. This causes the bamboo to expand and contract and the layers to fit together perfectly--I have used others without taking this step and I do see the difference in how nicely they fit together.\n\nThis item has two tiers. My dumplings came out identical in the top and bottom tiers, which is awesome.\n\nMy one disappointment with this is that there is ring adaptor attachment available that can allow this to fit on a regular pot rather than a wok. I do often use mine on a regular pot because I don't like putting water in my woks regularly. However, most regular pots are slightly smaller in diameter than this, resulting in the steamer hanging a bit off the edge. The result is if the heat is high, the flames can lap up and scorch the outside. I've ruined several and one time actually started a fire I had to put out! To combat this problem, there is a metal ring available (not from Joyce Chen) for the 10-inch steamers, but sadly not for this one! My solution is to turn the heat down a bit and sometimes moisten the bottom portion during steaming with a wet towel. Still, I sure would like an adaptor!","Product: Regency reusable cookie sheet liner\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Handy, easy to cut, long-lasting and economical; Do note, they are Teflon coated\n\nReview: I purchased one of these for a simple purpose, making tuile (those curled French cookies), and ended up using it so often I bought several more.\n\nThese are an excellent non-stick paper. The size is 13 x17 size, but the super convenient thing is that they can easily be cut to fit your cookie sheets or other pans exactly. I cut several to fit my professional-sized baking sheets and a couple more in circles to fit my round layer cake pan ,which I usually line with a fresh sheet of parchment paper each time.\n\nMy original purpose was making tuile, which are small circles of cookies that are removed while hot and folded into the shape you want. You need to be able to get the cookie off the sheet fast, and oiling was a pain for large volume so I got these and my results were great, with a lot less fuss than trying to grease the sheet first.\n\nAfter finishing the tulle project, I realized this is very handy for making other recipes for which I normally use parchment paper underneath, such as baked Chinese pork buns. Another use was for making dumplings: instead of greasing and flouring the cookie sheet to store the just-made dumplings without sticking, I used this. Basically, whenever I might use parchment paper, I use this instead and wash instead of throwing out.\n\nSeveral reviews note it stains with grease. I haven't used any oil or butter on it since it's nonstick--if I use oil or butter I'd just put it directly on metal. My tuile cookies have a good amount of butter in the batter, but they aren't leaving a stain on this.\n\nAnd another caveat: I have not used this as a liner to make cookie other than the tuile, so I can't vouch for this use. That isn't to say it wouldn't work, but it isn't an application I'm interested in. Cookies bake great directly metal baking sheets (with no grease usually or sometimes with a thin layer) so I don't have any desire to change, especially given that this is, in fact, a chemically coated product.\n\nAnd yes, another review helpfully states, this product is made with Teflon non-stick coating. Amazon's listing does not state this, but I did check Regency's site to confirm. I am not a fan of Teflon, as well, it's a chemical and I prefer not to have it near my food. I do not have any other Teflon cooking items in my kitchen. However, I knew this was Teflon when I purchased it, and decided to make an exception due to its convenience.\n\n FYI, you can also get silicone baking liners, which tend to be more expensive. Some top experts (like Alton Brown) swear by them and say they are inert, and don't react with food. Others argue there just isn't enough research on them yet to know they are safe.\n\nFor me, these things are a matter of moderation. I don't think science is going to absolutely resolve the safety of this in our lifetime. Personally, I wouldn't have a kitchen full of Teflon or silicone I used daily, but once and a while is probably okay. Make your own call of course. Since I'm not certain silicone is better safety-wise than Teflon, and I like these, I'm happy with the product.\n\nTo clean, I rinse, or wipe lightly with a soapy sponge as needed, and drape over various kitchen objects to dry if I don't feel like towel drying it.\n\nAs of this writing, I have used and washed each sheet a dozen times or so and they show no sign of wear.","Product: Made in Thailand of carved granite, this durable high quality product is an important tool for Thai cooking as well as around the world. Won't chip or crack. Each mortar is cut from a solid granite rock and carefully carved by hand. Hefty 15 lb weight, this product has remarkable visual appeal and is the finest mortar and pestle on the market. We use the finest raw material available. Also mentioned as the best mortar and pestle in America by magzine (Feb 16, 2007). Aslo recently got top endorsement from famous on TV Chef.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not just a mortar and pestle... A lifestyle!\n\nReview: I've had two marble mortar and pestles in my life. They were small and inefficient and fussy. I only used them when a recipe called for them. The rest of the time they sat in a drawer ... until I broke them accidentally.\n\nThis mortar and pestle--beautiful, rugged and large-- is an entirely different story. As soon as I took it out of the box it was love at first sight. I tried it out and quickly found that it is fun and satisfying to use. It is solid enough that you feel safe pounding stuff really hard. That makes it very efficient to use, and me, meditatively mind-cleansing!\n\nIn the first eight hours I owned it, I pulverized salt, crushed garlic, ground caraway seeds, whipped together a cashew butter mushed up an olive tapenade, crafted a butter-blue cheese spread and made the most amazing pesto ever. I've made a pesto a day since then and I\"m still just awed by how good it is.\n\nPurists say pesto is better in the mortar and pestle than in food processors, which is how I've always made it. I'm not sure if there's a meta reason why, but I can say mine came out the best in my life-at least in part because the hand method makes it easy to improvise and add ingredients until the flavor and texture is perfect.\n\nThe reason I say it is lifestyle changing as I immediately realized I am going to hardly ever use my food processor again. I was making a sweet-potato pie and I did the first batch of sweet potatoes in my excellent Cuisinart, I did the second one in the mortar just as fast and more pleasurably. After that there's no going back.... it's going to be a rare day I take out the food processor, plug it in, adjust the blade right, put the ingredients in, adjust the top, pulse, then take off the lid to scrape ingredients off the sides, pulse again etc. . And of course afterwards, take it apart and clean it. The mortar and pestle was WAY easier to use and a breeze to clean afterwards.\n\n It is also much more suited than the food processor to making small batches of anything--and since I typically cook for only one or two, that is going to mean a lot more impromptu pestos! Today I was able to make enough pesto in moments to dress a small bowl of orzo with no waste and no leftovers. I was also able to make just enough cashew butter for a sandwich in literally a minute. It was incredibly delicious, easy and cheap; I don't see any reason why I will ever buy a commercial nut butter again!\n\nI purchased the 2+ cup size of this item. I love this size. It is large enough to do a big batch of pesto or blend butter or smash potatoes efficiently. However it's still small enough that I can grind a teaspoon of spices without feeling they get lost in a giant cavern. The size of this item is just large enough so I can store it on the back edge of my counter and it doesn't impinge on my work space. The 3+ cup size is one inch larger in diameter--8 inches--which is a bit bigger than I want on my countertop permanently; the 1.5 cup size seems too small to me...why buy something that might be too small for some tasks when you can get one that takes up just a little more real-estate and will be more useful?\n\nWhen you first get this item, the directions say it must be cleaned first using an abrasive pad and then, they suggest, you can cut a lemon in quarters and crush it for practice and additional cleansing. My mortar and pestle looked clean out of the box but I decided to clean it anyway. All my Brillo pads are pre-treated with soap and that felt unappetizing to me for this item so I followed tips in these reviews to crush white rice. I added a little water and crushed up a couple of cups of rice to a paste, and then I crushed a lemon and I was done.\n\nThe instructions also say to fold a dishtowel and put it underneath to absorb impact and protect your countertop. I didn't like that idea since it adds another step (finding a dishtowel and folding it) every time I use this. If the dishtowel gets dirty, then it needs to be washed. So instead I bought this rubber mat: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Packing-Mat-8-x-6/dp/B001QD8VM4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Packing Mat, 8 x 6</a>. The mat is the perfect size to fit under the 2+ cup mortar and pestle and it works perfectly to absorb the impact. I love the combination and would recommend it to anyone.\n\nThe directions do not say how to clean after every use. This book <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Alchemy-of-the-Mortar-Pestle-The-Culinary-Library-Volume-1/dp/1451507119/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Alchemy of the Mortar & Pestle: The Culinary Library Volume 1</a> says to avoid soap and detergent because perfume particles can get into the stone and taint your food. I have been rinsing and wiping lightly dry with a paper towel, and so far so good! The book also says you can sanitize a stone mortar and pestle by heating in the oven at 350 degrees for ten minutes then turning off oven, opening door and letting cool until safe to take it out. If the manufacturer is reading this post I would love it if you could say if this is safe to do with your product! It seems like a smart idea to me if the product is ever used to smash up meat or raw dairy.","Product: Beautifully designed serving bowl. Made in Italy. Classic enough for any entertaining need but perfect for everyday use. A perfect complement to Michelangelo Masterpiece stemware and barware.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice quality attractive bowls of a size and shape that make them very versatile.\n\nReview: It is nice heavy glass, and the shape and construction of the bowl is attractive.\n\nI bought two of these to use as smallish punch bowls. They worked great for that purpose. I was able to put 12 cups of punch in each one and have it look just full but not overfull. (You need at least 10 cups when using this as a punch bowl or it looks too empty.) To serve the punch, I purchased a [[ASIN:B00008WV43 Rosle Hook Portioning Ladle with Pouring Rim, 1.6 ounce].\n\nI'm doubly happy because I realized immediately that these are very versatile bowls which I'll use frequently. For example they will be just dandy for serving salad for a dinner party or on a buffet line. If I need another large mixing bowl when my others are used, I'll also reach for these.","Product: Emile Henry Flame Top cookware, a technological innovation. An innovation in ceramics technology, Emile Henry's new line of Burgundy Clay Flame-Top ceramics products work directly on a gas flame or an electric or halogen hob without a diffuser, without any fear of cracking or breaking. Much lighter, (30%), than many types of comparable metal cookware products, Flame-Top is microwave and dishwasher-safe, cleans up very easily, is extremely strong and durable, goes under the broiler, and can go directly from a freezer or a refrigerator to a hot oven to the table, where it will retain the cooking heat for a very long time. This recent innovation from Emile Henry is a break-through in ceramics technology. Unlike most metal cookware products, Flame-Top cookware can sit on a very hot open flame for an extended period of time without any ingredients in the cook pot, and they will not crack, discolor or break. Perfect for braising, browning and slow cooking due to the incredibly gentle heat distribution properties of Burgundy Clay, Flame-Top products cook evenly and thoroughly when used on top of the stove, in the oven or even in the microwave. Enhancing this gentle cooking action are raised dots on the underneath side of each lid that evenly distribute evaporated juices directly back into the cooking food. This self-basting technique produces a more thoroughly cooked, tender and moist dish than with traditional lids, which force liquids to run down the sides of the pot, and which contribute to uneven cooking. Emile Henry Flame-Top ceramic cookware is light and versatile, and better brings out the flavors of all cooked foods.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beauty and Function...What more could you want?\n\nReview: While I have many metal stewpots, I purchased this to make recipes from <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Mediterranean-Clay-Pot-Cooking-Traditional-and-Modern-Recipes-to-Savor-and-Share/dp/076457633X/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Mediterranean Clay Pot Cooking: Traditional and Modern Recipes to Savor and Share</a> by Paula Wolfert.\n\nWhen it arrived, the color and workmanship was more stunningly beautiful than I expected--even though I have other Emile Henry pieces!\n\nAnd my first effort, a Corsican soup called Minestra, was amazing--probably the best soup I've ever made in my life.\n\nThis soup is traditionally made in a clay pot, not in metal. Would it have tasted as good if I made it in a metal pot? I honestly don't know. If ever I am cooking this soup for a large group, I'll make one recipe in a metal pot and one in this pot and post about the difference!\n\nBut what I can say objectively is it is clear that this pot holds heat a long time, which was handy when I used it as a serving dish. We ate our first bowls of soup in a leisurely way, with much conversation and caught up on each other's lives. It was easily a half hour before we wanted seconds (and you can bet everyone had seconds!) and the soup was still nice and hot in the clay pot!\n\nIn terms of using this on the stovetop, I followed the directions for its first use--boiling milk and letting the milk cool in the dish before washing. And then I followed good general procedures for clay pots on the stovetop and started on low heat and gradually raised it. I did not use a heat diffuser and had no problems on my first use, even though I put it at medium-high to bring it to a boil. I also have the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Emile-Henry-3-7-Quart-Tagine-Figue/dp/B001S94BR0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Emile Henry 3.7-Quart Tagine, Figue</a> (made of the same material as this) and have used it many times for nearly a year with no issues even at medium-high heat.\n\nAnd when I say \"medium high\" that is not because I'm necessarily afraid of putting them on high heat as long as I've raised the heat gradually. I don't mention high heat simply because this clay heats food so well the food is boiling easily at medium high. I've occasionally used my tagine on high but never for very long as it hasn't been necessary.","Product: Luminarc is the oldest brand currently sold by Arc, launched in 1948. Arc International is a French manufacturer and distributor of household goods. The company was established in Arques, Pas-de-Calais, where it is still headquartered, as a glass-making firm under the name Verrerie des Sept Ecluses in 1825.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Hard plastic cap is terrible...why oh why did you ruin this classic product?\n\nReview: I have an older version of this jug...or rather I can say I had one because I dropped it and it shattered.\n\nI went online to Amazon to buy the same brand again. Well, when it arrived, the cap is completely different. My old cap is a wonderful soft plastic that fits tightly. I could shake the contents to mix without any escaping, or even turn it completely upside down.\n\nThe new cap is a flimsy annoying hard plastic that doesn't fit tightly in the top. In the closed setting if you try to shake the jar liquid spurts out the top. If you turn it over it leaks out on the edges. This is terrible for two reasons. First, I make a lot of drinks (lemonade with crushed mint for example) which need to be shaken to remix each time before pouring. And second, if the container isn't airtight, it won't keep as well in the fridge and will absorb odors.\n\nAnd to add insult to injury, while this plastic cap provides no useful seal it is also a PAIN to remove. So, how much worse can you get?\n\nIn any case, the good news is that my old soft plastic cap fits perfectly in the new pitcher. But since I also bought a smaller version of this (which also came with the hard annoying cap), I now have one good cap for two pitchers. When I use both, I skip the hard plastic cap and cover the top with tin foil. I see that Sur La Table has a similar-looking pitcher and I am going to go visit the store and see what the caps are like; I will repost if they have a better version than the one available here on Amazon.\n\nShame on you Arc/Luminarc for ruining a great product!\n\nfind a source I will post here.\n\nEdited to add that after a long hunt, I found a perfect replacement! <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Frigoverre-Glass-Beverage-Pitcher-Jug-with-Hermetic-Frosted-Lid-1-2-Liter/dp/B001JA5CSK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Frigoverre Glass Beverage Pitcher / Jug with Hermetic Frosted Lid. 1.2 Liter</a> This wonderful glass jar has a top that does seal completely, though you have to take the extra step of sealing it by turning the inner ring on the lid while holding the outer ring in place. I liked the old soft plastic cap on the Quadro better, but given that it no longer exists, I'm at least happy to find a well-made product that has a real airtight seal and can be turned upside down to shake.","Product: Emile Henry Flame Top cookware, a technological innovation. An innovation in ceramics technology, Emile Henry's new line of Burgundy Clay Flame-Top ceramics products work directly on a gas flame or an electric or halogen hob without a diffuser, without any fear of cracking or breaking. Much lighter, (30%), than many types of comparable metal cookware products, Flame-Top is microwave and dishwasher-safe, cleans up very easily, is extremely strong and durable, goes under the broiler, and can go directly from a freezer or a refrigerator to a hot oven to the table, where it will retain the cooking heat for a very long time. This recent innovation from Emile Henry is a break-through in ceramics technology. Unlike most metal cookware products, Flame-Top cookware can sit on a very hot open flame for an extended period of time without any ingredients in the cook pot, and they will not crack, discolor or break. Perfect for braising, browning and slow cooking due to the incredibly gentle heat distribution properties of Burgundy Clay, Flame-Top products cook evenly and thoroughly when used on top of the stove, in the oven or even in the microwave. Enhancing this gentle cooking action are raised dots on the underneath side of each lid that evenly distribute evaporated juices directly back into the cooking food. This self-basting technique produces a more thoroughly cooked, tender and moist dish than with traditional lids, which force liquids to run down the sides of the pot, and which contribute to uneven cooking. Emile Henry Flame-Top ceramic cookware is light and versatile, and better brings out the flavors of all cooked foods.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful and makes the most amazing food!\n\nReview: I was worried when I read reports of cracking, but I searched high and low and didn't find a better stovetop-capable tagine available for sale at any price. So I bought it, and prepped as specified in the instructions by pouring in hot milk and letting it cool.\n\nI've used it twice and so far the results have been stunning! I love the way it slowly cooks things on low or medium heat. Onions turn in just a few minutes into the most beautiful softest most scrumptious ones I've ever seen. Meat and chicken cooks slowly and evenly and ends up moist and tender.\n\nThe size is just right to cook for four people--or to cook for one with a few days of leftovers. The size has been good for everything I've made so far from Paula Wolfert's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Food-of-Morocco/dp/0061957550/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Food of Morocco</a>, which I've also reviewed.\n\nThe tagine is beautiful to look at and I'm glad I chose the figue color which is deep and rich and more understated than the red or blue--which are also beautiful as I have these colors in lasagna pans and meatloaf pans. The material is easy to clean--a couple times it got a little crust on it where the meat browned but it came off easily.\n\nNote in May 2014: I am revisiting this review after 14 months of use and my opinion hasn't changed. I've used it once (or sometimes even twice a week) since I got it. The results are perfect every time, and the tagine has not cracked even on medium heat and occasionally on high. (Mostly there's no reason to go past medium when cooking a tagine, so I haven't tested on high often). If it ever cracks or wears, I will post an update!","Product: Shake up your favorite salad dressing with this dressing shaker from Eva Solo. The three-piece set includes a 0.25-liter glass container, a spout, and a stopper. Just add oil, vinegar, and your favorite spices, shake well and serve. Eva Solo imparts exclusive Danish design to everyday objects in the home. Simplicity, distinct lines and a high degree of functionality characterize the products in the collection. Winner of a reddot design award. Designer: TOOLS.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best designed salad dressing dispenser in the world\n\nReview: Okay, I haven't tried every salad dressing dispenser in the world. But this is the best I've ever used, by a long shot. It's also gorgeous!\n\nThe rubber plug assembly has two stoppers--one at the bottom to keep the contents airtight and another at the top to stop the metal tube used to dispense the dressing. When the inner part is removed, you have a tiny carafe--fairly wide-mouthed--like a mini wine carafe.\n\nTo make your dressing, you just remove the inner part and pour the ingredients in. Then put the inner part back in and shake. When you're ready to serve, take off the top rubber stopper and you have a gorgeous metal tube to dispense the dressing.\n\nThis is a huge improvement over others I've used which have narrow necks so I had to mix in a bowl with a whisk and then pour into the recipient with a funnel. The rubber stopper also is much easier to use and clean that cork dispensers on others I've used. And I love the two-cork design. You can shake vigorously and nothing leaks.\n\nI also love that it's glass. I don't enjoy eating from plastic, even though I'm sure the better brands are bpa free.\n\nI like this so much I am immediately buying another one. It will serve for times I have two kinds of dressing to serve.","Product: For five generations, the Henry family has been making tableware and bakeware in Marcigny, France. True to tradition all Emile Henry pieces are carefully crafted from Burgundy clay, found naturally in the region. The mineral-rich clay is combined with 100-percent natural ingredients to create a product unsurpassed for even heat distribution. Through the unique Ceradon process, each piece is fired with an extremely durable glaze that gives the finished product a naturally non-stick surface- which will not scratch from use or cleaning. All Emile Henry product is freezer, oven, broiler, microwave and dishwasher safe. Emile Henry is now proud to introduce a new line of dinner and cookware that combines hearty tradition and natural technology with modern form and hues. With the Urban Colors Collection, Emile Henry renews everyday oven and tableware with new shapes and colors. Warm, earthy tones: Slate, Sky, Sand, Figue and Nougat are the perfect addition to the modern home. The small rectangular dish is the essential baking piece. It can be used for side dishes, perfect for an entre for 2, or even desserts such as brownies. The urban design adds to any table setting when serving and the clean up is a breeze as it is dishwasher safe\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful and Functional! Recipe may take 10 minutes longer.\n\nReview: As soon as I found out that new Pyrex is made out of soda lime, not borosilicate, and that there have been complaints of shattering, I started looking for European alternatives to the new stuff.\n\nI found Emile Henry. All of the products can be taken directly from the freezer and put into the oven--a huge convenience if you want to make something ahead and bake it fresh! I love the beautiful blue color--even more gorgeous in person than in the pic--and the white interior.\n\nOne thing I'm not sure I like is that, because of the way the clay heats, recipes tend to take a few moments longer. I haven't remove a star for this because frankly, I like the Emile Henry so much I'm still grabbing it while the Pyrex in my cabinet is sitting unused. But this is a bit annoying, particularly when trying new recipes. So far I haven't seen any difference in quality--in fact the meatloaf and breads I've made in this seem if anything better.\n\nI haven't done a head-to-head test with Pyrex, and if I do, I'll post!","Product: Full size 10-cup Food processor - for large batch processing Has 525 watts of power with 2 speeds plus pulse speed option for maximum versatility- 4 functions- slcing- shredding, crinkle cutting, & fine shredding f rom 2 reversible discs . Has large stainless steel chopping blade & oversized feed chute. Dishwasher safe bowl & blades .Internal cord storage\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The little food processor that could...\n\nReview: For basic needs, such as chopping vegetables, this is a great product for the price and probably exactly what you need. If you spend a lot of your free time cooking, and want to make salad dressings, doughs etc., you might want to invest in a more powerful more fully featured model.\n\nA bit of background: I bought this when my $250 Cuisinart, <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Cuisinart-FP-14DC-Elite-Collection-14-Cup-Food-Processor-Die-Cast/dp/B002I5DMU0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Cuisinart FP-14DC Elite Collection 14-Cup Food Processor, Die Cast</a>, died after six months of light use. I didn't want to buy another machine in that price range, because based both on my experience and some of the reviews, the build of the higher-end models does not justify the price. The very high end, Robot Coupe, starts at $600 or so...I want one, but it's well, very very expensive.\n\nSo enter Hamilton Beach. This is a great machine for the price--I paid $50 but it is now on sale for $30. Its overall quality--lighter plastic styling etc.--is below higher end products and it lacks wattage and features. My Cuisinart was 1000 Watts and had three bowls and a little gizmo that controls the speed liquids enter into the bowl, freeing you up to do other tasks when you need to slowly pour in a liquid, such as oil from salad dressing.\n\nThat said, it dices onions and other veggies like a champ. Whirrr, it's done and just as well as a much more expensive machine. It's simple design and wattage seem perfectly made for these tasks.\n\nIf vegetable cutting was my main use for food processors, I would be thrilled with this purchase. However, while I do often chop onions in the food processor, my main two uses for it are making bread dough and salad dressings. For the latter, I miss the little gizmo with holes to slowly release the oil so I don't have to stand over it and pour it in slowly so it emulsifies; I thought all food processors had this, but I guess not!\n\nAnd, at 525 Watts, it's a bit underpowered for bread dough. I've started to call this \"the little food processor that could\" since it struggles so mightily to mix thick doughs. And so far, with three loaves successfully completed, the Hamilton Beach has been up to the task. But it's obviously working hard, and once I smelled a burning smell from the motor and had to stop and rest it. I wouldn't be surprised if it dies pretty soon if I keep making bread in it. If you want to occasionally make a bread dough, it should be fine, but it probably wasn't a good choice for me as I'm constantly making bread.\n\nAnother issue I've had while making dough and salad dressings is that the contents seep up under the blade and into the central shaft. It's just a small amount of leakage, but it does mean extra cleaning. I'm not sure why this is happening as the bowl has not been overfull when this happened. I had no issues with solid stuff like onions--just llquids and gooey stuff like dough.\n\nAll those criticism aside, there is one thing I love, and I mean LOVE about this machine. Compared with my two Cuisinarts, the safety lock mechanism is simple, easy and hassle free. Both the Cuisinarts, and especially the newest \"Elite\" model linked above, were very fussy to get started. The Elite had to be secured down perfectly in six places for the safety lock mechanism to greenlight the motor to start...it felt like it took FOREVER to make sure everything was lined up right. (In fact that's what ultimately broke it...some issue with the safety lock.) This Hamilton Beach machine is as it should be. You put the bowl on, turn it, put the lid on and zoom, your motor is starting! It was such a relief after all that nonsense with the Cuisinart that I almost cried.\n\nOverall, I give this 2.5 stars as a food processor overall but four stars in its $50 and under price category....if that's what you want to spend, I doubt you'll do much better than this.\n\nUpdate: This item is still going strong nine months after purchase, which is more than I can say for my pricey Cuisinart. I'll come back and update if it dies, but so far, for the price, this is a very solid offering.","Product: The little \"No Dial\" Crock-Pot 1.5-quart Round Manual Slow Cooker is a great accessory for small gatherings, impromptu get-togethers, and quick meals. It cooks and warms dips, sauces, single-person meals, and more in no time. No matter the recipe or the occasion, this small slow cooker keeps the temperature steady so your food tastes scrumptious.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cute and nice size--but no temperature control\n\nReview: This crock pot is the perfect size to make steel cut oats overnight. It perfectly holds my normal recipe of four cups water to 1 cup oats.\n\nBut I should have read the reviews before buying as I did not realize there would be no temperature control! This crockpot's single setting is supposed to be equivalent to low on most crockpots, but as other reviews note it is a little warmer than that. I sleep eight or nine hours and that is way too long to cook oatmeal on low-medium. I will be buying another brand of 1.5 quart crockpot to cook my oatmeal, with three temperature settings. I plan to add an external timer to it made by Rival; Rival claims its Timer works on most brands of crockpot, so I'm going to give it a try!\n\nThis crock pot would be excellent for keeping gravy warm at a buffet. I'm going to keep it for that. However, if I were buying again I definitely would buy one of the several brands which have a temperature settings. Those models are the same price and offer an additional feature.","Product: The user-friendly OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is ideal for weighing ingredients --baking essentials, meat, produce, herbs, spices and more. The easy-to-read digital display features large numbers and measures in 1/8-ounce (US) and 1-gram (metric) increments for exceptional accuracy. Place food directly on the stainless steel platform or on a plate or in a bowl. The digital display easily pulls away from the base to prevent shadowing from large plates or bowls. An optional backlight illuminates the display for extra visibility and a convenient weight indicator shows how much of the 11-lb capacity is left. Press the Zero button to offset the weight of a container or to reset the weight before adding additional ingredients. The Scales stainless steel platform can be removed for quick handwashing and thin profile and cordless design ensure easy setup, cleanup and storage. Intended for cooking, baking, diet portion measurement and more, the OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is highly recommended by Cooks Illustrated. Four AAA batteries included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gorgeous, simple to use and easy to clean!\n\nReview: I almost didn't buy this scale because the reviews here complained about an annoying three-minute shutoff feature. When it arrived, I was delighted to see that the instructions say the scale shuts off after six minutes, and retains the data. I put a stick of butter on the scale, started a stopwatch and waited; sure enough, it shut off after exactly six minutes. Touch any key and it turns back on again--with the information saved. So it sounds as if Oxo listened to the complaints and made a design change....if so, yay for Amazon reviewers.\n\nI've only used this scale a few times, so below is my initial impressions. I will update this review if my opinion changes:\n\nPROS\n*The scale is gorgeous. It is black with a stainless weighing surface and the 'look' of it is the nicest I've seen.\n*It is very easy to use and intuitive. I went hunting for the instrucitons and they ended up being a tiny little two page booklet...super simple!\n*I love the pullout display, which is attached by a cable to the main unit. I have always had a huge issue seeing the display on scales when the bowl I'm weighing covers the display or casts a shadow.\n*The backlight feature, which you can activate with a touch of a button, makes a beautiful blue glow that makes the display super easy to read. This feature has been gently mocked in other reviews, but in fact for those of us a bit older who don't see as well it is super handy!\n*The stainless top removes for cleaning. Nice!\n*The max weight of 11 pounds is awesome. My old one was four pounds, which meant I couldn't use my favorite bowl on it as the bowl alone is about four pounds. this scale allows me to place my large mixing bowl and as much flour as can fit in it and still not max out. Yay!\n*The batteries go in easily and fit properly in the unit. I threw out my old Tanita because it was a giant pain to insert them end to end without them popping out...and ultimately they never got in fully and the scale was showing as low battery even with four new batteries installed.\n\nCONS:\n*The removable top isn't dishwasher safe. You need to wash it by hand.\n*When you turn it on, the display takes about three seconds to get ready. While you're waiting you see a countdown with the numbers 3-2-1 and then it is ready for use. I find this annoying since I hate to wait...but I suppose making an instant on feature would cost a lot more so perhaps a fair trade-off.\n*Instructions do not state its accuracy. The Oxo web site says it measures in 1/8 ounce increments. Does that mean it is accurate to 1/8 ounces? I have a scientific background and would prefer to know the margin of error. I can say that I weighed a stick of butter and it came up as exactly four ounces.\n\nFor me at least, the cons are minor and I LOVE this scale. The one remaining issue is how long it lasts. I'll check in and update this review if I have any problems.","Product: Rubbermaid Ice Bin Bin holds 4 full trays of loose cubes. Compact design takes up minimum space. White. 12.1\" x 5.5\" x 6.12\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Serviceable little ice bin...But not pretty!\n\nReview: At least one of my four stars is for Made in USA which I really appreciate.\n\nThis is a serviceable little plastic ice bin, about the right size and shape to fit into most refrigerators and use most ice trays.\n\nI'm not crazy about it, primarily because it is not the exact size and shape I want in my particular fridge, so I'm using until I find better. I particularly dislike the tapered bottom. Why is it smaller at the bottom? That's a waste of space since it's still going to take up the footprint of the top part on your shelf.\n\nI also find it pretty cheap and unattractive looking. Many many not care in an ice tray, but I do as I'm kind of aeverything-gorgeous-in-my-kitchen kinda girl.\n\nBut I can't in fairness take off more than one star for it being pedestrian looking so...there you go, objectively four stars for a product that does what it says it will and which looks only a little uglier in person than it's pic.\n\nPROS\n\nAbout the right size and shape to hold ice\nLightweight.\nDishwasher safe\n\nCONS\n\nNo lid to keep out smells. I suppose people who use ice trays put them on top. I have automatic ice but also like to have a bin of ready-made ice available in the freezer.\nKind of ugly and cheap looking in design. It looks kind of like anything you might buy at Target. Can I fault it? No. But I don't like it.\nTapered at the bottom which seems like a waste of space. Why not make it the same size all the way up and down because otherwise you are just wasting space in your freezer.","Product: The little \"No Dial\" Crock-Pot 1.5-quart Round Manual Slow Cooker is a great accessory for small gatherings, impromptu get-togethers, and quick meals. It cooks and warms dips, sauces, single-person meals, and more in no time. No matter the recipe or the occasion, this small slow cooker keeps the temperature steady so your food tastes scrumptious.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cute and nice size--but no temperature control\n\nReview: This crock pot is the perfect size to make steel cut oats overnight. It perfectly holds my normal recipe of four cups water to 1 cup oats.\n\nBut I should have read the reviews before buying as I did not realize there would be no temperature control! This crockpot's single setting is supposed to be equivalent to low on most crockpots, but as other reviews note it is a little warmer than that. I sleep eight or nine hours and that is way too long to cook oatmeal on low-medium. I will be buying another brand of 1.5 quart crockpot to cook my oatmeal, with three temperature settings. I plan to add an external timer to it made by Rival; Rival claims its Timer works on most brands of crockpot, so I'm going to give it a try!\n\nThis crock pot would be excellent for keeping gravy warm at a buffet. I'm going to keep it for that. However, if I were buying again I definitely would buy one of the several brands which have a temperature settings. Those models are the same price and offer an additional feature.","Product: The user-friendly OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is ideal for weighing ingredients --baking essentials, meat, produce, herbs, spices and more. The easy-to-read digital display features large numbers and measures in 1/8-ounce (US) and 1-gram (metric) increments for exceptional accuracy. Place food directly on the stainless steel platform or on a plate or in a bowl. The digital display easily pulls away from the base to prevent shadowing from large plates or bowls. An optional backlight illuminates the display for extra visibility and a convenient weight indicator shows how much of the 11-lb capacity is left. Press the Zero button to offset the weight of a container or to reset the weight before adding additional ingredients. The Scales stainless steel platform can be removed for quick handwashing and thin profile and cordless design ensure easy setup, cleanup and storage. Intended for cooking, baking, diet portion measurement and more, the OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is highly recommended by Cooks Illustrated. Four AAA batteries included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gorgeous, simple to use and easy to clean!\n\nReview: I almost didn't buy this scale because the reviews here complained about an annoying three-minute shutoff feature. When it arrived, I was delighted to see that the instructions say the scale shuts off after six minutes, and retains the data. I put a stick of butter on the scale, started a stopwatch and waited; sure enough, it shut off after exactly six minutes. Touch any key and it turns back on again--with the information saved. So it sounds as if Oxo listened to the complaints and made a design change....if so, yay for Amazon reviewers.\n\nI've only used this scale a few times, so below is my initial impressions. I will update this review if my opinion changes:\n\nPROS\n*The scale is gorgeous. It is black with a stainless weighing surface and the 'look' of it is the nicest I've seen.\n*It is very easy to use and intuitive. I went hunting for the instrucitons and they ended up being a tiny little two page booklet...super simple!\n*I love the pullout display, which is attached by a cable to the main unit. I have always had a huge issue seeing the display on scales when the bowl I'm weighing covers the display or casts a shadow.\n*The backlight feature, which you can activate with a touch of a button, makes a beautiful blue glow that makes the display super easy to read. This feature has been gently mocked in other reviews, but in fact for those of us a bit older who don't see as well it is super handy!\n*The stainless top removes for cleaning. Nice!\n*The max weight of 11 pounds is awesome. My old one was four pounds, which meant I couldn't use my favorite bowl on it as the bowl alone is about four pounds. this scale allows me to place my large mixing bowl and as much flour as can fit in it and still not max out. Yay!\n*The batteries go in easily and fit properly in the unit. I threw out my old Tanita because it was a giant pain to insert them end to end without them popping out...and ultimately they never got in fully and the scale was showing as low battery even with four new batteries installed.\n\nCONS:\n*The removable top isn't dishwasher safe. You need to wash it by hand.\n*When you turn it on, the display takes about three seconds to get ready. While you're waiting you see a countdown with the numbers 3-2-1 and then it is ready for use. I find this annoying since I hate to wait...but I suppose making an instant on feature would cost a lot more so perhaps a fair trade-off.\n*Instructions do not state its accuracy. The Oxo web site says it measures in 1/8 ounce increments. Does that mean it is accurate to 1/8 ounces? I have a scientific background and would prefer to know the margin of error. I can say that I weighed a stick of butter and it came up as exactly four ounces.\n\nFor me at least, the cons are minor and I LOVE this scale. The one remaining issue is how long it lasts. I'll check in and update this review if I have any problems.","Product: Rubbermaid Ice Bin Bin holds 4 full trays of loose cubes. Compact design takes up minimum space. White. 12.1\" x 5.5\" x 6.12\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Serviceable little ice bin...But not pretty!\n\nReview: At least one of my four stars is for Made in USA which I really appreciate.\n\nThis is a serviceable little plastic ice bin, about the right size and shape to fit into most refrigerators and use most ice trays.\n\nI'm not crazy about it, primarily because it is not the exact size and shape I want in my particular fridge, so I'm using until I find better. I particularly dislike the tapered bottom. Why is it smaller at the bottom? That's a waste of space since it's still going to take up the footprint of the top part on your shelf.\n\nI also find it pretty cheap and unattractive looking. Many many not care in an ice tray, but I do as I'm kind of aeverything-gorgeous-in-my-kitchen kinda girl.\n\nBut I can't in fairness take off more than one star for it being pedestrian looking so...there you go, objectively four stars for a product that does what it says it will and which looks only a little uglier in person than it's pic.\n\nPROS\n\nAbout the right size and shape to hold ice\nLightweight.\nDishwasher safe\n\nCONS\n\nNo lid to keep out smells. I suppose people who use ice trays put them on top. I have automatic ice but also like to have a bin of ready-made ice available in the freezer.\nKind of ugly and cheap looking in design. It looks kind of like anything you might buy at Target. Can I fault it? No. But I don't like it.\nTapered at the bottom which seems like a waste of space. Why not make it the same size all the way up and down because otherwise you are just wasting space in your freezer.","Product: A one handed, easy squeeze garlic press with oversized chamber that accommodates several cloves at once including elephant cloves.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Long learning curve--and then it breaks\n\nReview: I am editing my earlier review to say that once I learned to use the darn thing, it broke. I used it about three or four times before it broke. Do NOT buy this press. I wasted my money and don't want anyone else to!\n\nHere is what I wrote originally:\n\nThis press works great, but there is a huge learning curve. At first I was totally lost, as the instructions that came with it were not clear. Two of us spent 15 minutes in the kitchen trying to take it apart for cleaning, until extreme frustration set in. Then I discovered the video at [...]. That taught me how to use it, and now I love it!\n\nI love this press because it fits more garlic than any other press I've used, and it is so strong you don't even have to take off the skin. The skin stays inside the press and the good part squeezes out. That's huge when you eat as much garlic as I do!\n\nIt also comes apart for cleaning, which is a huge time saver.","Product: Regency Natural Cheesecloth is made of 100% natural cotton. Bleach free. The Ultra fine grade is ideal for straining, steaming, basting, canning and hundreds of uses in the kitchen and around the home.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nice quality, and finer than other \"natural\" cheesecloths I've bought\n\nReview: This is my favorite natural cheesecloth so far, so I'm inspired to write a review. One problem I've had with natural cheesecloths is that several brands have fairly large holes, even if they are labeled fine. The \"ultra fine\" designation on this one is actually accurate. This morning in making almond milk I doubled the cheesecloth out of habit and it was so fine that the milk didn't strain through at all. From now on I will be using just a single thickness of this product for most uses!\n\nThe price of $5 for a 9 inch square is a bit higher than other brands, but I will save money by not needing to double it. I usually use a square about 6 inches by 6 inches, so I expect to get about 18 uses out of it--or about 27 cents per use.\n\nFor my purposes that's cheap enough. For those who use a lot of cheesecloth, you might consider buying in bulk at a fabric store or online fabric retailer.\n\nMany readers may already be here because they want a natural cheesecloth. For those used to \"conventional\" bright white supermarket cheesecloth, I'd like to note that this is muslin beige color. I prefer natural cheesecloth since I see no reason to put bleach in the environment as this color is just as nice as the white. I also find the idea of bleach having been on the fabric unappetizing, though I'm sure it's all washed off.","Product: The panacea log tote easily carries your logs from the log rack to your fireplace. This sturdy carrier features a strong canvas-like body, with reinforced fabric handles. The enclosed ends prevent logs from slipping out, and the extra depth allows you to carry several logs at once. The black canvas-like and cream colored trim add a classic look to the piece, and it can be folded for easy storage when not in use. Bring your fire logs indoors with help from this log tote. Available in black color. Measures 27-inch width by 12-inch height by 12-inch depth.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Canvas is a big lie! But mine is holding up under heavy use.\n\nReview: The description, which says canvas, is in fact a big FAT LIE and they should change it. The label clearly says polyester/PVC and Made in China.\n\nHowever, as much as I loathe companies that misrepresent stuff, I have to say that for $12 this is a darn nifty product which, at least for me, has held up very well under heavy use for a year. I don't discount the experience of the folks who say they've got holes from light use--I believe them--but my two totes have been used to carry about 1.5 cords of wood each and the material is showing no holes or signs of wear. I'll update this review if I have any problems!\n\nThe handles are sturdy and comfortable. Looks wise, these are attractive, or at least not ugly! From a few feet away they do look like canvas! The sides are designed to help keep wood chips off your floor, but personally I'm lazy and in a hurry so I throw the tote on the ground, toss the wood on 'em, fold 'em up like a taco and hightail it back inside. With this method, the \"sides\" are flat, under the wood. If you want to use the sides as shown in the pic you have to load the wood more carefully. I don't find wood chips fall out using the taco method, and if one does, I can always sweep it up later.\n\nI bought two, and I'm glad I did as it's much more comfortable to carry two moderately heavy loads than one big one. And of course I want to carry the wood as efficiently as possible! Each tote can easily hold 7 or 8 logs but I put in only about 5 or 6 and take one in each hand. So with each trip out, I can carry 10 or 12 logs. That's more than double per load what I can carry cradled in my arms and way more comfortable!\n\nI knocked off one star in my review for the misrepresentation in the headline; if it weren't for that I'd have to give this five stars!\n\nAnother note for those that are comparison shopping: When I originally bought these a year or so ago, I hunted for a quality American made canvas product and did not find a product I liked better. Frontgate has some leather products in the $200 price range but the handles didn't look sturdy, leather is heavy and I just don't like the design--especially for that price. LL Bean has a nice one called Dura-Tough now selling for $34.50, but it is shaped more like a open gym bag with stiff sides, making the taco method impractical! I even went to a fancy boutique fire place store and guess what they had? This exact Panacea model, but at a big markup! If you are going to buy this utilitarian, made-in-China but well-designed little tote, this seller's price is a good deal.\n\n If you want the sides to be firmer (which means you DON'T adhere to the taco method) you might want to spring a few more bucks for the LL Bean model. For non-taco loaders (burrito?) that one looks a lot easier to load because you can just place it there and toss the wood in it without fussing to make sure the floppy sides stay up. But, to be clear, even for double the price that one is also synthetic! It is labeled \"polyester canvas.\" What the heck is polyester canvas? To me, canvas is a natural fiber and the dictionary definies it as \"a firm closely woven cloth usually of linen, hemp, or cotton used for clothing and formerly much used for tents and sails.\" I guess polyester canvas is marketing term meaning a canvas-like material made out of polyester. Nice spin guys; we wouldn't buy it if it said polyester cloth. In any case at least, unlike this item, LL Bean's description clearly gives you a red flag that it isn't \"real\" canvas!","Product: MAT, PACKING, 8 X 6 210775\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Solid and great for use under a mortar and pestle!\n\nReview: I know this is for coffee tamping, but I bought it to use under a large, heavy mortar and pestle. It works great! It is just the right size for my 7-inch diameter mortar with a little bit of material left on either side. I bought it to use with the 2+ cup version of this item: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Stone-Granite-Mortar-and-Pestle-7-in-2-cup-capacity/dp/B000163N6G/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Stone (Granite) Mortar and Pestle, 7 in, 2+ cup capacity</a>\n\n The mat provides a good solid cushion and does not slip on my countertop. I felt very safe pounding hard with the pestle without worrying about my countertop.\n\nThe one thing I didn't like is that when I took this out of the box it smelled like a rubber factory. I never thought of rubber as smelling that strong! REVIEW UPDATED to say that this smell faded within a week and I love this mat. After using it more, and now that the smell is gone, I am updating my stars to five.","Product: Holds 100' of hose. Material: Wrought Iron. Powder Coated. Color: Flat Black. Satisfaction ensured. Manufactured to the Highest Quality Available.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Pretty but narrow base makes it hard to insert screws\n\nReview: First of all, this is a lovely looking little hook. I like that it is cast iron and the design is very pretty.\n\nHowever, I was disappointed to see that the base was so narrow that it is not easy to insert the screws without your screwdriver or drill jamming into the arc of the hook. In fact, for me, it was impossible and I had to enter the screws at an angle. This made installation harder and resulted in screws not completely flat. It would have been easy to make the back plate just a bit bigger to make installation easier.\n\nAlso, the screws supplied with this appear to be regular indoor screws covered with black paint. They will likely rust. I substituted some of the greenish rust-free outdoor screws. I don't like that the makers of this product thought only of appearance and not about durability.\n\nAnother thing to consider before you buy this is that if your house has siding, it won't attach easily. I attached mine to the wood trim at the base of my house, but it's a bit low and the hose touches the ground. I think if I keep this hook I will eventually construct a vertical wood beam to attach it to. I didn't take off points for this issue, as of course it's not the product's fault I don't have a wood house. But I\"m putting it here because it's something to consider before buying.","Product: This pizza peel will keep pizzas flying into the oven without making a mess or risking a burn. Peels is made of aluminum material and handle is made of wood. This aluminum pizza peel works best for placing pizzas into the oven because the surface is slick enough to prevent the dough from sticking to the peel and the rectangular shape prevents an uncooked pizza from sagging over the edge. Blade measures 12-inch width by 14-inch length and handle 12-inch length.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nice long handle, easy to clean and nice slippery surface\n\nReview: A pizza peel is used to slide prepared raw pizza, or a round of bread dough, onto a hot pizza stone in the oven. To prevent the dough from sticking, you first put flour or cornmeal on the peel, then place the dough on it. Supposedly, then, you place the tip of the pizza peel where you want the far end of the pizza to land, then do a skillful little maneuver in which you shove the peel away from you to get the pizza sliding away from you then smoothly pull the peel back toward you, leaving the gorgeous pizza on the stone.\n\nAs anyone who has tried it knows, it's not as easy as it sounds. The first few times you do it the pizza sticks to the peel before finally tumbling onto the stone, resulting in a surrealistic looking shape and possibly pizza topping everywhere and a cook's bruised ego.\n\nI have learned to do this with a wooden peel <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Pizza-Peel-Paddle-Amish-Made-in-the-USA/dp/B009Z4Z5S4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Pizza Peel / Paddle, Amish Made in the USA</a>. However, I must say the metal one makes it easier, and I highly recommend this one for anyone new to using a pizza peel. Overall, there are two big advantages of a metal peel over a wooden one:\n\n1. It is very slippery so the pizza or bread slides off more easily. The wooden one requires using more cornmeal. In addition, I do a small movement to 'test slide' the pizza before putting it on the stone. If it appears any part of it is sticking, I add more cornmeal under that spot. The metal board is much more forgiving. Out of habit I still jiggle it to confirm the pizza is slipping on it like a newbie skater on the ice--but so far I've used it a dozen times and never had to add cornmeal.\n2. It is easier to clean.\n\nAn additional advantage of this particular metal one is the super long handle, which allows you to transfer the pizza to the stone with your hands even further away, and for me at least it leads to a slightly speedier and stress free operation.\n\nThe long handle has one disadvantage for me: It doesn't fit into any of my kitchen cabinets. I keep my wooden peel (with shorter handle) next to cookie sheets in a cabinet with shelves for such objects, but this one is just too long. I ended up keeping at the back of my kitchen counter, propped up against the wall behind the mixmaster; works for me but if this is a deal breaker make sure you have a place to put this before purchasing.","Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 5 year warranty against defects.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I keep washing them so I don't have to use any other bowls!\n\nReview: I got these bowls at the height of holiday baking and I loved them as soon as I took them out of the box. They are gorgeous, perfectly shaped for baking, mixing meatloafs etc. They are such a pleasure to use that I keep rewashing them immediately so I don't have to use any of my 'lesser' bowls. (They are dishwaster safe though.)\n\nI love the vibrant blue on the outside, and the white on the inside--since I like a white surface touching my food just for asthetic reasons.\n\nSince these are mixing bowls I don't care much about the feature that they can be taken from the freezer to go directly into the oven--but it's great to know they can withstand massive temperature variations if they need to.\n\nOne note about the shape: Since they are ideally shaped for cooking and mixing stuff (on the tall side) they wouldn't make attractive serving bowls. You could use them as a serving bowl, but the shape just screams \"mixing bowl.\" So don't buy them expecting that they''ll do double duty as mixing and serving bowls.","Product: For five generations, Emile Henry has been making bakeware, cookware and tableware in Marcigny, France. True to tradition, all Emile Henry pieces are carefully hand-crafted from Burgundy clay which is found naturally in the region. The mineral-rich clay is combined with 100-percent natural ingredients to create Flame Top, an innovative line of ceramic cookware that is lightweight, versatile, and unsurpassed for even heat distribution. The Emile Henry Pizza Stone features the superior heat properties of Burgundy clay with Flame Top technology turning your grill into an outdoor pizza oven. This pizza stone is designed to be used on grills; gas, charcoal and natural wood; in ovens; conventional and convection; can also be used under the broiler over an open flame. The stone heats very quickly and evenly, can withstand high temperatures and is resistant to mechanical or thermal shock. The Emile Henry Pizza stone is lighter than other stones and has integrated handles for easy transportation. A unique micro-crazed glazing makes a crispy, well-baked crust and is stain resistant. It will not become sticky or stained over time and you can cut directly on the stone without cutting or scratching the surface. Clean up is easy with soap and water and unlike non-glazed stones-it is also dishwasher safe. The stone can also be used as a grilling platter and is ideal for baking breads. Microwave, broiler, convection and conventional oven safe is has a 2 year warranty against manufacturing defects.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful and makes great bread!\n\nReview: This is pretty and a pleasure to use. The glaze gives me the impression that it's clean and hygenic, and the breads come out delicious with a crunchy crust and soft inside.\n\nWhile it's labeled a pizza stone I've been using it to make Middle Eastern style flatbreads. Flatbreads are surprisingly simple: Mix it in the food processor, let it rise 45 minutes and put it on the stone. I've used this product both in the oven (my breads baked 400 degrees for 20 minutes) and on my charcoal grill. The size is perfect to fit my 18 inch round Weber grill, and my guests really enjoy watching bread being made on the grill!\n\n If anyone wants some recipes, check out<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-Food-of-Morocco/dp/0061957550/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The Food of Morocco</a>. I particularly like the super easy Marrakech Tagine Bread and the Berber Skillet Bread, which also easy but must be planned 48 hours in advance because there's a garlic starter to ferment.\n\nOther than the appearance, the difference between this and other pizza stones I've used are:\n\n* This product has handles on the sides, which are convenient, particularly for removing it from a hot BBQ grill.\n\n* It has a nice heft to it, which contributes to the pleasure of using it though I don't know (yet) if it improves cooking. My other round pizza stone is much lighter.\n\n* I like the glaze, which is common to all Emile Henry products.\n\nThe glaze is shiny and easy to clean. Most of the time I need only to rinse and everything comes off quickly. Occasionally, when I've cooked a particularly sticky bread, I use a blue scrunchy with no soap...still very easy.\n\nThe other thing I like about the glaze is that it gives me the impression that it is hygienic and and makes my food look appetizing. My other pizza stones are porous beige ones (the kind you see everywhere) and stain easily, giving the impression that they're dirty. I admit, this is probably more about how I feel than logic. A pizza stone is heated in the oven at 400 degrees, so what could be possibly living on there? But food is fun for me, and I like the clean-looking pretty glaze!\n\nI just did a head-to-head bake off between the Emile Henry and an inexpensive Made in China porous beige pizza stone. I used the Marrakech Tagine Bread, which cooks 20 minutes at 400 degrees. I put the stones in two separate side-by-side ovens and preheated both for an hour. I put two small loaves on each stone and baked for 20 minutes. When the timer rang, I lifted the the Emile Henry easily out of the oven by its handles. With the beige stone, I fumbled trying to get my fingers underneath the sides and I burned my finger on the oven rack.\n\n Performance-wise, they were similar. The bread baked on the Emile Henry was ready at exactly 20 minutes, as specified by the recipe. The bread cooked on the less expensive beige stone was not quite done, and needed to be returned to the oven for two more minutes. This is most likely because the Emile Henry is thicker and radiates and holds more heat. Oddly I have the opposite issue with Emile Henry baking dishes--they take a long time to heat up and so food takes *longer* to cook. Once both breads were perfectly cooked they were identical. Both had a golden-brown slightly crunchy crust on the bottom. Both were equally delicious!\n\nSo overall, I would say that if you can afford it, you will get a lot of pleasure out of the Emile Henry pizza stone. But at least on this one test baking flatbreads I got equally good results using a budget product. UPDATE: Since writing this initial review I have also started making pizza on this stone. I preheat the oven at 500 degrees for 40 minutes and I get the same nice crunchy crust on this stone and on budget stones.\n\n My conclusion is that this premium product does not perform better than less expensive stones but it is equivalent in performance, and I like it for the handles and the easy-to-clean surface.","Product: Prepping, cooking and cleaning up your favorite meals takes enough time and effort, so storing leftovers or toting lunch to the office should be easy and mess-free. Thats why the OXO Good Grips LockTop Containers were designed with leakproof, airtight lids that snap on easily and confidently. Just push the outer frame down onto the lid to engage the inner locking tabs and silicone ring for an instant, spill-proof seal. Durable, BPA-free Tritan Container bodies resist warping and staining, and are crystal clear to reveal contents inside. Lids are also clear to make contents viewable from above. Containers safely go from the freezer, to the microwave, to the dishwasher. LockTop bodies nest inside each other for convenient storage and each lid fits multiple Container sizes. Containers stack neatly without toppling, to optimize space in the refrigerator or freezer. 101.4-ounce Large Rectangle is ideal size for lasagna, brownies and more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The one missing piece in Oxo's Locktop collection\n\nReview: Say I have half a can tomato paste left after making a recipe. Or a few nuts for lunch. Some honey for my yogurt on the go. A half a lemon etc. For those applications you want a really tiny container.\n\nI had the rest of the Oxo Locktop collection, but the the one complaint I had is that the smallest \"regular\" container in the collection is too big for those uses.\n\nThis new set fills the gap and allows me to have 100% Oxo in my \"tupperware\" drawer. Which makes me very happy since I love the design and quality of this Locktop set. The Locktops are all made from a nice plastic which does not stain from foods with tomato in them, which is a huge relief as I make a lot of pasta sauces! The lids clip on solidly and when you tip them over, nothing leaks out.\n\nYou can't quite tell from the picture, but this set is square and contains two very tiny containers and two small ones. It comes only in a green top. For the rest of the collection, you can choose white or green tops. I'm using this option to color code--white for the rectangular ones and green for the square so it's easy to find the tops in the drawer. If you can't find the colors you want on Amazon, you can go direct to the Oxo website, which sometimes has more choice and is the same price; I bought these there.","Product: Prepping, cooking and cleaning up your favorite meals takes enough time and effort, so storing leftovers or toting lunch to the office should be easy and mess-free. Thats why the OXO Good Grips LockTop Containers were designed with leakproof, airtight lids that snap on easily and confidently. Just push the outer frame down onto the lid to engage the inner locking tabs and silicone ring for an instant, spill-proof seal. Durable, BPA-free Tritan Container bodies resist warping and staining, and are crystal clear to reveal contents inside. Lids are also clear to make contents viewable from above. Containers safely go from the freezer, to the microwave, to the dishwasher. LockTop bodies nest inside each other for convenient storage and each lid fits multiple Container sizes. Containers stack neatly without toppling, to optimize space in the refrigerator or freezer.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Finally...an intelligent lid system and hard stain-free plastic!\n\nReview: Ever spend what seems like hours digging around the tupperware drawer for the right lid, gritting your teeth in annoyance?\n\nI am one of those people who absolutely HATES searching for tupperware tops. So when I got this set I was in heaven. In this set there are seven sizes of containers but only four lids!\n\nThe way they do this is quite simple--to keep the lid size the same among many containers, volume is added to the containers by making them taller. There are four sizes of square containers, 1.7 cup, 2.5 cup, 3.8 cup and 6.3 cup; the smallest lid fits the smallest two and the larger lid fits the larger two. For the rectangular containers, the small rectangular lid fits the 3.8 cup size and the 5.5 cup; the large 9.3-cup size has its own lid. I keep the square lids on one side of my drawer and the rectangular lids on the other side and it is SO easy to grab the right one.\n\nThis set contains seven of the nine OXO Locktop container sizes which are available on the market. I am buying the other two not included--the small rectangle, 2.8 cups, and several large rectangles, which are 12.7 cups and for large pots of stuff like spaghetti and meatballs for six or a giant pot of chili. With the entire collection, you have nine sizes of containers (all you really need) and five lids.\n\nOther things I like about this set is that:\n\n--The plastic is hard and doesn't stain when I put tomato-based stuff in it. My old tupperware stains all the time and I hate that!\n\n--Everything is square, which fits better with less wasted space in the fridge and freezer.\n\nThings I don't like:\n\n--- There is no very tiny size for stuff like chopped parsley or leftover chopped onions; the 1.7 cup size is too large for this. Edited to say that Oxo just came out with a smaller size. It is not part of this set but you can buy it separately. <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/OXO-Good-Grips-Mini-LockTop-Containers/dp/B007OWBGXW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">OXO Good Grips Mini LockTop Containers</a>. I'm going to get it and review it.\n\n--The lid, advertised as being two pieces, is actually three--an outer rim, a flat inner piece and a gasket which is removable. So far I find that the lids sometimes pop apart when I don't want them to (when using the containers) but yet when I try to take them apart it is a hassle! I'm not taking off a star for this because they pop together easily when they come off accidentally. And it isn't necessary to take them apart for cleaning; in ordinary use they come very clean in my dishwasher without dissassembling them.\n\nWhen buying additional sizes, I didn't find everything I wanted from Amazon so I went to the Oxo website. It offers comparable prices and free shipping over $50.\n\nThe product is not labeled with information about where it is made; I checked Oxo's site and could not easily find the info.","Product: Biedermann & Sons has been designing, producing, and importing distinctive candles and giftware since 1956. From exclusive Christmas ornaments highly valued by collectors, to your basic candle needs, you're sure to find what you need in decor, candles, and candleholders at Biedermann.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Very useful object...but break easily!\n\nReview: I never knew what a \"bobeche\" was until recently but after my candles dripped wax all over my mantle and down over the side and onto the candle holders, well, I realized I had to do something!\n\nThese are very attractive and made of a clear glass that does not ruin the look of your candlesticks. The opening is fairly large and fits all the various tapers I have in my home. And they work great--the wax drips down onto the bobeche and stays there.\n\nThe reason I'm giving them only three stars is that they break very fast. A couple have already broken in a few weeks of use just from the heat of the candle. One broke when I was putting the candle in. Definitely on the fragile side of things. Since it's a pack of a dozen, and I only needed four, I'm set for a while. But when I buy again, I'll probably try another brand to see if it is sturdier!","Product: Weekends are even better when you make pizza with our Amish crafted pizza paddle. Uniquely designed with chamfered edges all the way around to allow the paddle to easily slip underneath pizza crust, breads or biscuits to remove them from your oven wrack or baking stone. You can even cut and serve your pizza right from the paddle, no need to dirty another pan. The 18 long design keeps you away from the heat. Constructed from quality Baltic Birch plywood this paddle will not warp unlike other solid wood paddles on the market. To clean just wipe with a damp cloth and frequently apply food-grade oil to maintain the surface. This dual-use paddle measures approx. 18 by 14 inches.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lovely despite rough sanding job\n\nReview: I bought this as a tool in my new obsession: Artisan Bread in Five Minutes A Day <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/The-New-Artisan-Bread-in-Five-Minutes-a-Day-The-Discovery-That-Revolutionizes-Home-Baking/dp/1250018285/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">The New Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day: The Discovery That Revolutionizes Home Baking</a>. The book teaches you a wet no-knead method of making sourdough bread. You shape the dough into a ball and let it \"rest\" on a floured pizza peel and then slide it from the peel onto the pizza stone in the oven.\n\nThis pizza peel was ideal for this, despite a couple of caveats. First, the good: It's just the right size for a half-pound ball of dough, specified in the book. It's nicely made, apparently hand-crafted, attractive, and a pleasure to use.\n\nAs for my caveats, the first is that, like other reviewers, mine was roughly sanded. However, I did run my fingers all over it and did not get a splinter, and the sanding job did not interfere with the function. It is just a contrast from the smooth perfect machine surfaces we're used to.\n\nAlso, like some cutting boards, it comes unfinished. You can oil with a food-grade mineral oil, avoiding olive oil or other oils that can go rancid. I used this oil: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Snow-River-8-Ounce-Wood-Oil/dp/B0000CFSV9/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Snow River 8-Ounce Wood Oil</a> .\n\nI used the peel several times before I got around to finishing, and it worked fine. The rough surface was not an issue either before or after oiling it.\n\nOther caveats: If you are using this for pizza, it is only large enough for a personal-size pizza, not a full-size pizza. And also, the handle is very short, which is fine for my home oven but if you need to reach way into a hot oven (for example a giant wood stovein a restaurant), you will prefer a longer handle.\n\nIf you prefer a metal peel, another worthy product I've reviewed is <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Update-International-APP-1226-Aluminum-Pizza-Peels-with-Wood-Handle-26-Inch/dp/B0029SXIOG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Update International APP-1226 Aluminum Pizza Peels with Wood Handle, 26-Inch</a>.","Product: BeanSafe has a patented one-way Pressure Release Valve that keeps out air and moisture while permitting carbon dioxide to escape. Thats essential, because CO2 buildup degrades coffee flavor. This valve never needs replacing.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Convenient and Well Made.... Black and Mocha colors look very similar!\n\nReview: I bought two of these containers. The lid snaps shut easily to make an airtight seal, with four tabs. The size and shape are just what I want for my cabinet, and it holds a couple weeks coffee for my needs.\n\nI haven't done a head-to-head test, but I do think my coffee tastes better compared with my previous method of storing in the bag I bought it and rolling up the top. Before I owned this, I also tended to a few days worth of beans in my grinder hopper (where they can get stale as it's not airtight). The simplicity of opening and closing this encourages me to put just a few beans in the grinder and leave the rest in here to stay fresh.\n\nOne caveat: I purchased both the black and the mocha, initially hoping to store regular coffee in one and decaf in the other and tell them apart by the color. However, the color is nearly the same...I can only tell the difference if I take the two containers out of the cabinet, hold them up to the light and look carefully. As a result I've used tape to label my decaf.","Product: 4 Pcs. X 3.0\" Wooden Small Spoons Salt Sugar Seasoning Spoon Hand Carved Palm Wood. Whether you're looking for a gift to give or a gift for yourself; whether you're looking for something for the holidays, special occasions or every day use, our product is an exceptional choice. The exquisite craftsmanship, gorgeous color and natural design will make a special occasion out of any occasion. Our product also means \"easy care\". Hand wash with warm soapy water and air dry. It doesn't typically require oil but, if for some reason it appears to be drying out, simply use a non-toxic mineral oil to restore the wood grain to its original beauty.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great little spoons for condiments at the table\n\nReview: I bought these on the recommendation of a friend.\n\nI make my own condiments, such as ketchup and harissa, and store them in small clay pots. I also make homemade jam.\n\nI need an attractive way to serve all these delights, as a knife or regular spoon is too big. A small metal spoon is an option, but I like the shape of these better. The bowl is proportionally larger compared with the handle, compared with most spoons--which is exactly what I want in a condiment spoon. Also, the wood is beautiful and feels smooth and pleasing in my hands.\n\nThey are easy to clean, as the finish is slippery. In addition to my homemade condiments, I use them as serving spoons for commercial jars of mustard. They are just the perfect size!","Product: The OXO Good Grips Complete Grate & Slice Set includes everything you need for a variety of grating and slicing tasks. This colorful, convenient Set features coarse and medium graters as well as straight and julienne slicers, plus a tined food holder to protect your fingers. Each color-coded grating or slicing surface can be used directly over bowls or plates, or placed on top of the Set lid to easily collect and measure food. The comfort-grip handle provides a secure hold, and non-slip feet keep the container steady while working. Finished slicing and grating? The four surfaces and food holder fit neatly into the easy-to-store container. Stainless steel, top-rack dishwasher safe.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The vegetable slicers are great, but the graters are practically useless.\n\nReview: The set, including two graters and two vegetable slicers, comes packaged nicely in a plastic base with a hand protector; the cover services as your 'catch basin' when grating or slicing.\n\nI would appreciate this nifty design more if half of the enclosed blades weren't so useless. The two vegetable slicers (the red and the green blades) are great. The graters (fine and coarse) don't even compare in performance to standalone OXO products such as <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/OXO-Good-Grips-Two-Fold-Grater/dp/B004VLYQHM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">OXO-Good-Grips-Two-Fold-Grater</a>, or a good box grater. They aren't sharp, and the angle isn't particularly effective for grating...I tried them each a couple times and now am wondering how to get rid of them. If you're looking for a good grater, move on now; do not pass go, do not collect $200.\n\n If, however, you want a reasonably priced yet powerful and versatile vegetable slicer, this is very effective option. I've sliced onions, celery, potatoes and cucumbers on this with great results. The red blade makes a single slice, while the green blade 'chiffons\" it ie. slices both vertically and horizontally at once to give you very narrow ribbons.\n\nThe main pro of this device, compared with a mandolin, is that it's a lot cheaper, as a decent mandolin easily costs $100. It's probably a bit less dangerous (though still plenty dangerous--see below.) It also has less adjustability, making it potentially easier and less hassle if your needs are basic.\n\nHowever, there are a few cons:\n\n1. The blade is not adjustable, leaving you with one size only. I measured the veggies coming out of the vegetable slicer (the red one) and they are about 1/16 of an inch or a little smaller. For me, this is the perfect size --just a little thinner than I can easily cut with a knife. I don't miss the adjustability since I never need thinner than this, and if I need thicker I can easily do it with a knie.. Onions slice up beautifully thin--great for salads or top of pizza. Celery ends up in perfect little crescents, ideal for a salad, and cucumber slices are beautifully thin, great for munching or pickling. I tried Russett and Yukkon gold potatoes and they ended up slicing a bit different depending on the angle and my hand stroke, but overall betwee 1/8 of an inch and 1/16-- perfect for scalloped potatoes.\n\n2. The blade is not replaceable. After a lot of use, this will dull. And then you'll be faced with replacing it or deciding to buy an expensive mandolin with replaceable blade. If you don't use it a lot, this is not an issue. I cook a ton so I expect mine to die pretty soon. When it wears out, I'll be buying a higher-end device with replaceable blade or a food processor with a vegetable cutting attachment. I will update this review when my blade wears out and let you all know how long it lasted with heavy use.\n\n3. The catch basin is very small, so you have to frequently dump it out and put it back together. It holds about one medium potato's worth, for example. I cook for large groups and this is annoying. I would prefer a standard mandolin design where the cut items fall on the work surface and you continually scoop them into a bowl.\n\n4. A blade on a high end mandolin is probably sharper, but I can say that's not necessarily a good thing. This blade is plenty sharp. I washed it, put it in the dish drain, and when I reached in to grab it,I sliced a large flap off my finger--worst cut I've ever had in decades of cooking. This is not OXO's fault, so I'm not marking it down, but I can say this blade is plenty sharp. Be careful.\n\n5. This last con is the BIGGEST con, and made my initial experience with this a big disappointment. The hand protector is made of soft plastic and if it gets too close to the blade, the plastic shaves off into your food. The first time I used it I didn't see this was happening until I cooked my potato dauphin. The potatoes were delicious, but the slices of plastic, not so much. On a higher-end device you get a metal hand protector which won't get sliced by the blade. With this device, you have to leave a margin (maybe 1/4 inch) of your vegetable rather than trying to slice the whole thing. This means you either waste that item, or simply save it for another use later. I don't like that, but it's better than eating more plastic.\n\nFor full disclosure, I realized later that the worst issue I had with plastic was when I was holding the protector at a 90 degree angle to how it is intended to be used. (It's not very clear!). You can minimize the issue I had by taking care to hold in the proper direction. However, even then, as your hand slips a bit, you can get plastic in your food.\n\nBecause of the poor quality of the graters, and the obvious downside to the soft plastic hand protector, I can't recommend this set as wholeheartedly as I do all other OXO products I've tried. However, as long as you know the cons before you buy this, it might be a good compromise. You probably can't get slicing this good at this price very easily...at Williams Sonoma, where I bought it, the staff said this is the only one in this price range they have that works well. I would not buy this again for myself, however, I would recommend it to anyone who likes the price and is okay with the downsides I listed.","Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Results of my one-week test...and some other thoughts\n\nReview: The theory behind this category of product, broadly known as \"butter bells,\" is that you store the butter over a layer of water which makes an airtight seal and keeps it fresh. So how does this work? Underneath the lid is a bell-shaped container. You mush up already-softened butter into the bell and place it in the container. You put a half inch or so of cold water in the bottom and put the bell back in, creating the airtight seal.\n\nThe first thing you notice is that your butter is upside down and you wonder...isn't it just going to fall out of the bell and into the water? After a week of testing, during winter in which my kitchen is at 70 degrees, the butter actually did defy gravity. Sorry, Isaac! A piece of it finally did fall down into the water on the ninth day--but in a real-life situation that butter would have already been eaten by then. It also stayed fresher longer than a \"control\" stick of butter.\n\nFor my test, I took two sticks of salted butter. I mushed one up into the bell (it fit exactly) and left another on the counter, completely wrapped. Every day for a week I visually examined both sticks, smelled and tasted. Starting on the third day of the test, I could taste a difference between the two... a slight bitterness in the wrapped stick compared with the bell one. That difference grew more intense with each passing day. I changed the water every three days as specified in the instructions. Within a week, the wrapped stick became unappetizing, though not completely rancid, and was a darker yellow; the butter bell one was light yellow and still good.\n\nIf you need spreadable butter all the time, and you like the look of the butter bell, it would be a good purchase. If you just occasionally need spreadable butter, or if you have a big family and use it up quickly, it's probably easier just to leave butter on the countertop on a dish. That is what most people in France (where this bell comes from) do. I have traveled extensively in France and do not actually know anyone with a butter bell. On the other hand, most of my friends do not refrigerate butter.\n\nIf you want this product to be your ace-in-the-hole for those times when the recipe says \"Take a stick of softened butter...,\" forget it. It only holds one stick, and if you've used any at all, you'll be short. After trying various methods of quickly softening butter for recipes, the best one I found is to take cold butter, put between two sheets of wax and parchment paper and roll it out. Presto! Softened butter. A mortar and pestle also does the trick. i don't like the microwave since it melts the middle which is not good for most recipes.\n\nSo this is for spreading only, and I suspect it is less useful in summer. I'm betting on a super hot day the butter will go for a swim in the water underneath. I probably will put this in the fridge in the summer.. butter softens so quickly anyway in summer that this product seems less useful.\n\nI did some reading on this and found that some people put salt in the water to limit mold formation. I did not have any mold formation, but I would say in summer, adding a pinch of salt might be a good idea.","Product: A quick spin of a lazy susan makes it easy to serve a whole table of guests. Never say pass the salt again. Place this lazy susan at the center of your table, and keep condiments and napkins within everyone's reach. The smooth, easy-spin tray is made of northern hardwood. Grande epicure is best known for producing premium wood cutting boards that are hand finished by experienced craftsmen for quality workmanship at a great value. The wood is dried in a tightly controlled process to ensure a consistent moisture content which is critical in avoiding wood cracks and splitting. All sawdust from production is recycled into wood pellets for pellet stoves. 21-Inch by 3/4-inch.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nicely made good quality wood--Size is very large\n\nReview: This is a very nice, well designed and constructed Lazy Susan.\n\nThe wood is a pretty unfinished blonde, which you can leave as it is, or apply varnish as you choose. The item I got was nicely sanded and smooth.\n\nI purchased this to serve Chinese meals on for a group, but returned it because I misjudged how it would work for my particular table. The good part is this will hold 3-4 serving platters nicely, but the bad news (for me at least) is that on my table it is so large that it felt cramped when we added the place settings.\n\nMy miscalculation is not the vendor's fault, and the vendor was prompt and professional about the return, so I'm still giving the item five stars. My caveat is that this size is only going to work on an unusually large dining room table or other big surface; I recommend prior to purchasing that you actually place a test object of this size on your table and then actually set the table to make sure you like the fit before purchasing.","Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful and functional--but inside coating scratches easily\n\nReview: They are just the right size and shape for many of my meals--oatmeal at breakfast, stew for lunch. They are gorgeous and feel great in my hands. If I had to have just one eating surface in my life, it would be this!\n\nThere seems to be some controversy in reviews as whether when you microwave food in Emile Henry products the food gets hot and the Emile Henry doesn't. In my test, I heated a bowl of rice in the microwave for a minute on high, the rice was hot and the bowl was not. I usually heat rice in some Crate & Barrel bowls which do get hot. So awesome!\n\nAlso, since this can go from freezer to oven or microwave directly it raises the intriguing possibility of making one-serving meals in them which can be frozen and reheated directly in the bowl! I don't like microwaving in tupperware (ick, pthalates) and I also prefer oven heating for most foods. So when I do frozen meals I soils three containers--the tupperware, the reheating dish and the plate I eat it on. With this bowl I can soil only one container and also have a lot less hassle for the reheat!\n\nNote January 2015: Two years after I purchased this, I am downgrading the star rating from 5 stars to 4 stars. The reason is that there are silver-colored scratches on the inside of most of the bowls I purchased, caused when metal utensils scraped them. I suspect most of the problem is caused by using a whisk or fork to beat eggs or to vigorously mix sauces.\n\nI am taking off only one star, and not more, because these bowls are clearly intended to be used as food/cereal bowls. I just ended up using them regularly for food prep since I don't have enough food prep bowls of this small size. I would say that if you buy these, plan to use for eating only, not for whisking an egg or mixing anything, such as a sauce, which would require you to scrape the bottom and sides with a metal utensil.\n\nI'm disappointed and will be replacing these, as I do want cereal bowls which double as food prep bowls...saves on storage space!","Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Even more gorgeous than the picture!\n\nReview: I thought these bowls would be nice looking based on the picture, but when I got them, I was blown away. I was afraid they would be too big, but in fact they are perfectly sized for a hearty soup appetizer. The shape is just perfect and festive and I've been using them for my amazing Moroccan lentil-chickpea soup recipe.\n\n I also love that these bowls are blue on the outside and white on the inside. I love the rich blue, but I really like eating on white since the colors in the food show up better and because it feels cleaner somehow. (I know...colored glazes on high-quality products these days are food safe, but still, I like eating on white!)\n\nI first started buying Emile Henry baking dishes because they are made of a clay which handles temperature fluctuations extremely well. Emile Henry products can go directly from the freezer to the microwave or oven...no worries, no hassle. The old Pyrex used to be made out of borosilicate, which also handles temperature fluctuations well. But these days it is made out of soda lime and there have been reports of cracking with temperature fluctations. I have enough to do in life. No way do I want to be babying my Pyrex!\n\nAnyway, in the process of converting my baking dishes, I discovered that Emile Henry's plates, bowls and dishes are made of the same material. That was a huge selling point, particularly as I was looking for a new set of dishes anyway. It's rare for me to put a dish in the oven, but I have tried in a pinch, and I have had them crack! These are great because my lentil soup tastes great with a poached egg. I simmer the soup to reheat it, pour it into the bowl, add the egg and pop in the oven (on a cookie sheet) at 350 degrees for ten minutes and the egg is perfectly cooked! And I definitely plan to make French onion soup and melt cheese on top in the oven. Instructions say it can be heated up to 480 degrees Fahrenheit and that you can put in broiler briefly as long as it is 3/4 full and not too close.","Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The perfect elegant, but practical everyday plates!\n\nReview: I'm one of those people who likes to keep the fancy set for guests. But I'm also very fussy about my dishes so for more than a decade I've been using a mish-mash of plates looking for the perfect everyday set...everything I saw was either too expensive, too fancy, or too cheap (made in China) or just not my taste.\n\nBut this is it: elegant but simple, durable, practical--everything I want in an everyday set. First, the plates are a very bright white, compared with ivory of many, which I like better for showing off the colorful food I cook. The rims are minimalist and fairly narrow--giving the plate a lot of \"eating surface.\" The plates have nice heft that makes them feel substantial, but they are not annoyingly heavy.\n\nThe underside of each plate has two concentric rings of rough beige colored ceramic, which results in a nice substantial sound when you place the plate on the table--like the thuddy sound a clay pot makes rather than the \"ringing\" thin sound many plates make. Small detail, but I like it. I also suspect this ceramic wears better than the smooth ceramic of the plate--which is great for the bottom as it will get a lot of abuse. The friction from the rougher rings will also reduce the glide of the plate across the counter--annoying if you are using plates as projectiles in a diner but preferable for home use.\n\nAnd while I like the plates look and design, the main wow factor selling point was that the plates can be put in the oven up to 480 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm not much for microwaved food, so every now and then I succumb to the temptation to put a (regular) plate in the oven to heat or keep warm. And more than once I've opened the oven to find a cracked plate! I don't need to put plates in the oven on a daily basis but now and then it's great to have that convenience.","Product: Established in 1992, Home Essentials and Beyond, Inc. strives to provide quality products to consumers nationwide. The Home Essentials brand can be found in most retail chain stores on products including glass, lighting, ceramics, and more. Our Home Decr line can be found with the Apropos Home brand.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Leaky and Poor Design\n\nReview: I purchased two of these dispensers, and I was very excited to have a nice-looking, large capacity unit for parties.\n\nWell, a half hour before everyone arrived, I filled one with water and the other with cold ice tea. Within moments both were leaking from the spout, all over the counter and floor. We mopped, took them apart, put the spouts back on carefully and tried again--same result. By that time, my guests were already there and we were serving them drinks by hand.\n\nI have tried again, spending an additional hour with this product. By fiddling perfectly, I can get one to work--but not the other. This is an extremely cheap, poorly made product and I strongly suggest that no one waste their time and money on it\n\nI'm reviewing it here to warn people. Rarely do I encounter a product this poor and this annoying so I want to spare others the trouble!\n\nAnd by the way, this exact dispenser has been placed for sale here on Amazon under other listings. It has gotten negative reviews; the listings with the negative reviews have been removed and now new listings are up with Del Sol products. If the consumer review system works at all this product should be completely off the market!\n\nI have since purchased William Sonoma's dispenser which is larger and all glass with an all-metal spigot. It is a good bit more expensive, but totally worth it!","Product: Luminarc is the oldest brand currently sold by Arc, launched in 1948. Arc International is a French manufacturer and distributor of household goods. The company was established in Arques, Pas-de-Calais, where it is still headquartered, as a glass-making firm under the name Verrerie des Sept Ecluses in 1825.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful cup...and I believe made out of high-quality borosilicate glass!\n\nReview: Nice quality, attractive and pleasant to hold and use.\n\nI also bought this on the belief that this French company makes higher quality products than today's American Pyrex. Pyrex in this country used to be made out of borosilicate, which is more expensive, and is now made out of soda lime. There have been some reports of shattering with temperature changes ... which is just nuts since you buy Pyrex precisely because it is supposed to be temperature resistant! Life is short--the last thing I need is to have to baby my Pyrex!\n\nAnyway, I can't find a statement from the manufacturer that this item is borosilicate. However I have two pieces of evidence that suggests it is. One, the manucturer, Arc International, is the licensee for European Pyrex, which is still made of borosilicate. And secondly, there is no blueish tint to the glass on this, which is a telltale sign that it's made of soda lime.\n\nSo far so good, so five stars.","Product: The \"Mini is a Giant in both legendary status and quality, one of the many in a line of Mazzer grinders upheld as the gold standard in the specialty coffee industry.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Five stars for quality and construction; I returned because it was not suited to low-volume home use\n\nReview: I can't give this anything less than five stars as it is really a beautiful machine. The build and design are superb and the grinder churns out uniform grains rapidly with nearly infinite adjustability.\n\nI returned it because essentially, as a first-time Mazzer buyer, I had not yet been educated on some fundamental issues. So, for other newbies, here's the mistake I made that you shouldn't make. I thought that the \"doser\" would mean that as a home user I could program the dose and have the machine grind just that...easy peasy. Boy was I wrong. The \"doser\" is actually a container of little wedge-shaped openings. For it to dose coffee as a barista would do it, in convenient shots, you have to grind a LOT of coffee and fill up most of the wedge-shaped openings.\n\nFor home use, it was a major pain in the neck. Your options include grinding a ton of coffee so the doser is full, but unless you have 20 of your closest friends over for espresso, that's nuts as your coffee will just get stale in there, defeating the purpose of grinding it yourself! The other option is to grind a small amount of coffee (maybe even measure out what you need as some suggest) and then keep pulling the lever like a gambling addict at a slot machine until you fill up your portafilter. And then when you're done making your coffee, time to open up the doser and use the little brush to clean out all the stray coffee grinds.\n\nThere are people who don't mind doing that, and more power to them. But for me, it was a big hassle, and really just not for me. So I found the perfect solution in The Mazzer Mini Electronic Grinder Type B. It was a good bit more expensive (not putting price here as it will change anyway, but you can Google it). The Type B is \"doserless\" but despite the name does allow you to very conveniently press a button and get a defined dose (which you set with a screw) of one or two cups worth. The doserless version is super super easy to clean, in fact I don't clean at all as the coffee just slides through the funnel. At the time of this writing the Type B was not available on Amazon.\n\nThere is also a Mazzer Mini Electronic Grinder Type A, very similar to the B I described above except that the controls are on the top. I liked the B more both for looks and functionality, as I prefer to tap to start with the portafilter than hold the portafilter with one hand and tap a button on top with the other. The A also has a little coiled cord which attaches the lid of the cone onto the top, which strikes me as annoying in home use. (Review edited one year after purchase on Feb. 1, 2015 to say that my doserless electronic Type B has held up with no issues, and I still love it.)\n\nBack to this model. A few enterprising people have modified this to make it doserless, essentially getting the convenience for home use of the doserless model for the price of this one. If you like tinkering, might be for you, but once I'm spending upwards of $600 I'm good with spending a little more to get exactly what I want.\n\nEdited a year later","Product: Power Strip.The Tripp Lite 8-Outlet Vertical power Strip provides a 15-amp, 120-volt power strip with 8 standard NEMA 5-15 outlets in a rugged, all-metal, mountable housing. It allows for both vertical and horizontal mounting, making it ideal for a variety of uses, including office, rack-mount, workbench and industrial applications. With a NEMA 5-15P, 15 ft. power cord, you don't have to install the PS2408 next to outlets you already have. It can be mounted across the room and deliver reliable service where you need it most. A lighted and covered on/off switch helps prevent accidental shut-offs, while a 15-amp circuit breaker guards against dangerous circuit overloads. Its sturdy, all-metal extruded aluminum housing stands up to a demanding network, laboratory or factory environments.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nicely made power strip!\n\nReview: First, this is a nice-looking power strip with chrome and black coloring. In this age of made-in-China plastic everywhere, so nice to have a real metal product!\n\nThe main two things I like about this are that it's very thin, allowing it to hide in a small area beside my desk while the wider ones interfered with the placement of the desk right against the wall. I also like that it's long and thin, meaning there's room between each plug so big fat transformers don't end up taking two slots.\n\nAnother nice design feature is that the on-off switch is in a little plastic box, with a door to prevent it from being accidentally pressed. This is nice for when the cleaning people come as I have another strip that constantly gets tripped during cleaning and I have to move the cabinet to turn it back on.\n\nThis item also has a 15 foot cord, which is way longer than most! Depending on your location, this could be a pro or a con. I only needed five feet so I coiled the rest and it's fine.","Product: The ACK-540 Mini-Touch Keyboard provides an 88-key layout with an embedded numeric keypad, 12 dedicated function keys and built-in touchpad technology, in a small compact size. The keyboard's touchpad offers precise cursor control and left and right mouse buttons, eliminating the need for a mouse. The keyboard's integrated touchpad is conveniently located in a central position on the built-in wrist rest for additional comfort and minimal wrist strain. The keyboard is also compact and portable, so you can take with you just about anywhere.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Complete piece of junk...\n\nReview: I bought this with the idea of putting it on the pullout keypad shelf to make using my laptop more ergonomic. The big advantage of this keyboard was it was the only Mac-specific one I could find that has a trackpad on the keyboard. The Mac bluetooth keyboard (which is nicely built) has no built-in trackpad so must be used with an external mouse or trackpad.\n\nI really really wanted a built-in trackpad since I find it more convenient...I hate taking my hand off the keyboard all the way to the right every time I have to do something. For people who prefer external trackpads or mice (which are probably the majority), I heartily recommend you skip this product and buy a nice keyboard, either the official mac one or another. Practically anything will be better than this one.\n\nThe picture looked sleek and nice, and I clicked \"buy\" before reading the reviews. Big mistake. When I took it out of the box, I was immediately disappointed. The plastic is cheap and lightweight. Two AAA batteries needed, not included. Eager to use it, I ran to the kitchen and took some out of the baking scale.\n\nBluetooth setup with my Macbook Pro took seconds and worked flawlessly, so I stayed optimistic. But typing on this thing was like driving a plastic car on the highway....rattle, rattle, rattle.\n\n For full disclosure, I type 100 wpm and expect a keyboard to perform. But this didn't even come close and I wouldn't recommend it even to someone with lower standards. The keys are spongy and annoying and slow and every stroke reminded you that you were typing on a cheap piece of plastic.\n\nBut the real dealbreaker is the trackpad, which after all is a main reason to consider this over the Mac version. It is jumpy and uses 1990 technology . While it's billed as a Mac keyboard it doesn't include any of the keypad functions, such as scroll up and down or swipe, of the modern OS. I can't even tap to click--you have to use the hard keys, which require a very firm press which takes time and effort. I really tried for an hour to make myself use this keyboard, but every time I needed a mouse action, my hand kept flying to the laptop high on the desk--defeating the purpose of having a separate, lower keyboard!\n\nAnd the straw that broke the camel's back? The 'a' key didn't work at least half the time. nd truly, tht is nnoying.\n\nAbove, I mentioned that batteries are not included. Which brings me to this: If you use your keyboard a lot, I would expect you are going to be constantly replacing these batteries. This is not good design. Unlike the official Mac wireless keyboard, this one won't turn off automatically when not in use...you have to remember to flip the switch. People buying external keyboards often want them for ergonomic reasons, which means they are using them a LOT.\n\nSo, when panning a product I try to suggest alternatives. If you are looking for a media-server keyboard, consider this tiny little beauty: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/FAVI-Entertainment-Mini-Wireless-Keyboard-with-Mouse-Touchpad-and-Laser-Pointer-FE01-GR-Green/dp/B00556NMMW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">FAVI Entertainment Mini Wireless Keyboard with Mouse Touchpad and Laser Pointer (FE01-GR) - Green</a>. I also will be checking out the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Logitech-diNovo-Edge-Keyboard-Black/dp/B000J43HJ8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Logitech diNovo Edge Keyboard (Black)</a>Logitech, which has been discontinued but they are still selling the stock. This is not a Mac specific keyboard, but it can be used with Mac as long as you are willing to take the time to figure out the corresponding keys for the Mac-specific functions. I have one I used for years as for my media server, and I liked the rechargeability--just plop it in the stand when done and no batteries needed. I never had the issues of the battery dying prematurely (mine lasted five years) posted in other reviews. However, I've never used it as an external keyboard for Macbook, so after I do I will post a review.","Product: photo albums: Take formal presentations to the next level This is the New 'Profolio Professional Presentation Book album by Itoya of Japan. Features an exclusive PolyGlass pocket sheet material that achieves an amazing clarity and texture-free glass smooth surface. Art and photos appear unobstructed with crisp sharp lines and vivid colors. Made of advanced synthetic materials that give the album a look and feel of natural leather while being resilient to wear and maintaining long-term beauty. For print sizes up to 8.50\"x11\". Each of the 24 pages 48 views back and front are pre-loaded with black mounting paper. Pages lie flat while open. 100 archival safe - acid-free and PVC-free. Simply slide your artwork into the Poly-glass 'pocket' pages for a highly organized and ever lasting artistic presentation. Note This item does not accept refills. To view all styles click Itoya Photo Filing Systems\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Worth the Extra Money if you are using it for Photos or Art\n\nReview: I was making a photo album of gorgeous 8x10 prints. I had purchased a book similar to this, but a lesser model, at a local photo store.\n\nWith the less expensive \"standard\" portfolio by the same company, I was disappointed that there was kind of a haze over my photos plus some glare.\n\nThis book was just what I wanted--crystal clear sheets that protected my photos while being practically invisible!\n\nI used the other book for a non-photo presentation where the clarity didn't matter as much.\n\nOverall, this company's products are excellent. If you are using it for a power-point presentation for work with regular bar-chart printouts etc., save yourself some money and buy the Itoya \"Original.\" If you have very high quality photos or artwork to display, look for this one...key words to find it are \"professional\" and \"polyglass\" which is the company's name for its better, clearest pocket sheets.","Product: High mileage and puncture resistance team up in this fast-rolling, wire bead road tire from Continental. Made with DuraSkin polyamide fabric to ensure excellent sidewall protection without compromising weight or ride quality. Smooth in the center and grippy on the shoulders, this durable tire provides superior cornering in any condition. Designed for bike commuting, touring and serious training. The Continental Gatorskin wire bead road tire is made with DuraSkin polyamide fabric to ensure excellent sidewall protection without compromising weight or ride quality Smooth in the center and grippy on the shoulders, this durable road bicycle tire provides superior cornering in any condition Designed for bike commuting, cycle touring and serious cycing training\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My favorite bike tires!\n\nReview: I do intense recreational riding--often doing 50 miles on Saturday or Sunday.\n\nThere are high-end racing tires that are faster and sleeker and higher performance, but these are an excellent balance between performance and flat protection.\n\nThey have a really nice \"feel\" on the road--definitely not draggy--and seem to flat less frequently than other types of tires. The bead is a tiny bit challenging to put back on after a flat, but not so much so that I can't do it without frustration with my thumbs aloneand I would say my thumbs are average strength. I have had \"flat proof\" tires with metal beads so stiff it took ten minutes of frustration and near desperation to get them oncompared with those, these feel easy!","Product: Lezyne Pressure Drive Small Hand Pump\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fits under my rear saddle bag!\n\nReview: I wanted to add a second water bottle cage on my road bike and quickly ran into a real-estate problem. My pump was taking up the spot I wanted to put it the extra water bottle! My friendly local bike shop guy spent about an hour trying to find a new spot for the pump on my small bike frame, but there was no place he put it where it didn't rub against something or get in the way.\n\nHe gave up, but did give me a tip that smaller pumps exist--though he doesn't sell them. So Amazon to the rescue. I bought this little gem online. I purchased the \"small\" size of the Lezyne pump. Separately, I bought the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Topeak-Aero-Wedge-Pack-with-Buckle-Medium/dp/B000FIAU8O/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Topeak Aero Wedge Pack with Buckle (Medium)</a>, which has little rings on the bottom to fit a six-inch pump. Great combination. The pump is now under my seat and out of the way. (I reviewed the bag separately.)\n\nOverall, this is a really nifty little pump--attractive and well-designed. To save space, the hose stores inside the pump. You remove it, choose presta or schrader side (easy) and screw it into the business end of the pump. You thread it onto your valve and pump.\n\nPerformance-wise it is similar to most portable pumps on the market--even some that are twice its size. And by that I mean it's enough to get you home or to a gas station to top off but not enough to inflate to 100+ PSI...no matter what they say, it's not true!\n\nThis pump is supposed to inflate to 120 PSI. But is that with Arnold Schwarzenager pumping? Or a different bike than mine? I used the following test on this and my <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Topeak-Road-Morph-G-Bike-Pump-with-Gauge/dp/B000FI6YOS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Topeak Road Morph G Bike Pump with Gauge</a>, on the same 27 x 1.25 inch presta tube: I deflated completely and then pumped up with the mini pumps; when it got initially difficult to pump, I continued pumping a while longer until it got to the \"are you kidding me\" point, which I define as it becomes molasses-like slow on each pump stroke and my elbow starts to hurt. Scientific, I know, but it is how I will actually be using it!\n\nAnd now, the results: The Topeak took 75 strokes to get to the \"are you kidding me\" point, and my tire was about 45 psi when tested with a guage. the Lezyne took 150 strokes, and inflated my tire to... 45 psi! Lest you think the Lezyne took longer, not at all. The pump is shorter, so the strokes are faster. I didn't use a stopwatch, but it was roughly equivalent. This performance is pretty much equivalent to any portable pump I've owned, and I've had several different brands. I am not surprised it doesn't go near 120 psi...I never believed that anyway, so I'm not disappointed\n\nEdited to add that I realized that my Topeak Road Morph has a foot rest I had forgotten about. I did the test again, using the foot rest to make it into a mini floor pump and used the extensible hand rest and went for as long a I could go--around 175 strokes. Since I was able to use my body weight to push, I could go longer--and I got it up to a little over 90 psi. To make sure I wasn't shortchanging the Lezyne, I redid that test going as far as I possibly could--about 210 strokes, using my bike jacket to cushion the palm of my hand so I could push hard without hurting it. Even then I still got up to only about 55 psi.\n\nSo the larger Topeak is much better performance-wise but I'm not (yet) taking off a star because for me it's a fair trade off to have a pump that fits under my seat. However, if I become aware of an alternative the size of the Lezyne which can get much higher psi, I will likely buy it and come back and knock a star off of this one! For now, as far as I know if you want the tiniest of tiny, this is the best I've found.\n\nPROS\n\n*Only six inches long--about half of your \"standard\" portable bike bump\n\n*Fits in a saddlebag so you don't have to have it on your frame (it does come with a frame clip and the pump may be small enough that it can share real-estate with your water bottle. But why, if you can put it under your saddlebag?)\n\n*Attractive, well-designed and easy-to-use.\n\n*Has a hose to prevent shock and stress to your valve. Even if you don't buy this pump, believe me, do NOT buy a pump without a hose, particularly if you have presta. You risk breaking your valve while on the road....which unless you have yet another spare tube, means you are stranded.\n\n*The hose screws onto the valve rather than being just pushed on like all other pumps I've tried. I LOVE this. It takes about 20 seconds longer but it is very gentle on your valve and you get an airtight seal EVERY TIME. With the standard push it on hard method every now and then you don't get a seal and you have to redo.\n\n*The presta-schrader conversion is the simplest I've seen. To switch from one to the other, simply choose the appropriate end of the hose before screwing it into the pump. Most pumps have annoying little gizmos where you have to fiddle with the innards and read the directions. If you're on the road and need to help someone with a different system, you'll never remember what to do!\n\n*Pumps about as well and about as quickly as most portable pumps I've used about twice this size. On my bike and others' bikes I've used probably half a dozen models and this one is neither better nor worse..pretty much average.\n\nCONS\n\n*A little pricier than some.\n\n*120 psi is a fantasy. In my hands, it's about 45 psi until I'm just so done. If I killed myself I might get it to 50 psi. It's enough to finish your ride if you're almost done anyway, or to get to a place where you can pump it to the proper pressure.\n\n*Does not have a pressure guage. It's a fair tradeoff for the size. Plus what's the point of a guage if even Atilla the Hun couldn't overinflate a tire using this?\n\nThis is a good choice for someone who wants a six-inch pump small enough to fit under a saddle bag or nest next to your water bottle on the frame without taking up its own slot. Even if you have room for a larger pump now, remember that in a few years, you may change things around and want to add another water bottle or a triangle style frame pack. The additional features--such as the easy schrader-presta conversion and the nice screw on seal also might be worth a little extra coin.\n\nBut if none of those advantages is worth extra money to you, I would suggest buying one of the Topeak models. I've used several of them, and they are great for the price.","Product: Lezyne Pressure Drive Small Hand Pump\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fits under my rear saddle bag!\n\nReview: I wanted to add a second water bottle cage on my road bike and quickly ran into a real-estate problem. My pump was taking up the spot I wanted to put it the extra water bottle! My friendly local bike shop guy spent about an hour trying to find a new spot for the pump on my small bike frame, but there was no place he put it where it didn't rub against something or get in the way.\n\nHe gave up, but did give me a tip that smaller pumps exist--though he doesn't sell them. So Amazon to the rescue. I bought this little gem online. I purchased the \"small\" size of the Lezyne pump. Separately, I bought the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Topeak-Aero-Wedge-Pack-with-Buckle-Medium/dp/B000FIAU8O/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Topeak Aero Wedge Pack with Buckle (Medium)</a>, which has little rings on the bottom to fit a six-inch pump. Great combination. The pump is now under my seat and out of the way. (I reviewed the bag separately.)\n\nOverall, this is a really nifty little pump--attractive and well-designed. To save space, the hose stores inside the pump. You remove it, choose presta or schrader side (easy) and screw it into the business end of the pump. You thread it onto your valve and pump.\n\nPerformance-wise it is similar to most portable pumps on the market--even some that are twice its size. And by that I mean it's enough to get you home or to a gas station to top off but not enough to inflate to 100+ PSI...no matter what they say, it's not true!\n\nThis pump is supposed to inflate to 120 PSI. But is that with Arnold Schwarzenager pumping? Or a different bike than mine? I used the following test on this and my <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Topeak-Road-Morph-G-Bike-Pump-with-Gauge/dp/B000FI6YOS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Topeak Road Morph G Bike Pump with Gauge</a>, on the same 27 x 1.25 inch presta tube: I deflated completely and then pumped up with the mini pumps; when it got initially difficult to pump, I continued pumping a while longer until it got to the \"are you kidding me\" point, which I define as it becomes molasses-like slow on each pump stroke and my elbow starts to hurt. Scientific, I know, but it is how I will actually be using it!\n\nAnd now, the results: The Topeak took 75 strokes to get to the \"are you kidding me\" point, and my tire was about 45 psi when tested with a guage. the Lezyne took 150 strokes, and inflated my tire to... 45 psi! Lest you think the Lezyne took longer, not at all. The pump is shorter, so the strokes are faster. I didn't use a stopwatch, but it was roughly equivalent. This performance is pretty much equivalent to any portable pump I've owned, and I've had several different brands. I am not surprised it doesn't go near 120 psi...I never believed that anyway, so I'm not disappointed\n\nEdited to add that I realized that my Topeak Road Morph has a foot rest I had forgotten about. I did the test again, using the foot rest to make it into a mini floor pump and used the extensible hand rest and went for as long a I could go--around 175 strokes. Since I was able to use my body weight to push, I could go longer--and I got it up to a little over 90 psi. To make sure I wasn't shortchanging the Lezyne, I redid that test going as far as I possibly could--about 210 strokes, using my bike jacket to cushion the palm of my hand so I could push hard without hurting it. Even then I still got up to only about 55 psi.\n\nSo the larger Topeak is much better performance-wise but I'm not (yet) taking off a star because for me it's a fair trade off to have a pump that fits under my seat. However, if I become aware of an alternative the size of the Lezyne which can get much higher psi, I will likely buy it and come back and knock a star off of this one! For now, as far as I know if you want the tiniest of tiny, this is the best I've found.\n\nPROS\n\n*Only six inches long--about half of your \"standard\" portable bike bump\n\n*Fits in a saddlebag so you don't have to have it on your frame (it does come with a frame clip and the pump may be small enough that it can share real-estate with your water bottle. But why, if you can put it under your saddlebag?)\n\n*Attractive, well-designed and easy-to-use.\n\n*Has a hose to prevent shock and stress to your valve. Even if you don't buy this pump, believe me, do NOT buy a pump without a hose, particularly if you have presta. You risk breaking your valve while on the road....which unless you have yet another spare tube, means you are stranded.\n\n*The hose screws onto the valve rather than being just pushed on like all other pumps I've tried. I LOVE this. It takes about 20 seconds longer but it is very gentle on your valve and you get an airtight seal EVERY TIME. With the standard push it on hard method every now and then you don't get a seal and you have to redo.\n\n*The presta-schrader conversion is the simplest I've seen. To switch from one to the other, simply choose the appropriate end of the hose before screwing it into the pump. Most pumps have annoying little gizmos where you have to fiddle with the innards and read the directions. If you're on the road and need to help someone with a different system, you'll never remember what to do!\n\n*Pumps about as well and about as quickly as most portable pumps I've used about twice this size. On my bike and others' bikes I've used probably half a dozen models and this one is neither better nor worse..pretty much average.\n\nCONS\n\n*A little pricier than some.\n\n*120 psi is a fantasy. In my hands, it's about 45 psi until I'm just so done. If I killed myself I might get it to 50 psi. It's enough to finish your ride if you're almost done anyway, or to get to a place where you can pump it to the proper pressure.\n\n*Does not have a pressure guage. It's a fair tradeoff for the size. Plus what's the point of a guage if even Atilla the Hun couldn't overinflate a tire using this?\n\nThis is a good choice for someone who wants a six-inch pump small enough to fit under a saddle bag or nest next to your water bottle on the frame without taking up its own slot. Even if you have room for a larger pump now, remember that in a few years, you may change things around and want to add another water bottle or a triangle style frame pack. The additional features--such as the easy schrader-presta conversion and the nice screw on seal also might be worth a little extra coin.\n\nBut if none of those advantages is worth extra money to you, I would suggest buying one of the Topeak models. I've used several of them, and they are great for the price.","Product: Upgrade or replace your 100 oz, 3L, reservoir with the Antidote Reservoir -- the ultimate cure for dehydration.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Less leaky than earlier models!\n\nReview: I have a love-hate relationship with CamelBak's, which I use for biking and hiking. They do a great job of keeping water on my back so I can be conveniently hydrated, and they have good insulation so a little ice in the pack keeps the water chilled for hours--unlike normal water bottles.\n\nThe thing I hate about CamelBak's is that they sometimes leak, either from the spout you add water (resulting in a big wet uncomfortable mess all down my back and on my shorts or pants) or from nozzle you drink from, creating a mess anywhere you may put it down--in my case, it once embarrassed the heck out of me in a group situation in a restaurant.\n\nThe new CamelBak Antidote still leaks, occasionally. But it has several safeguards. First, a small yellow valve on the drinking nozzle can be closed, eliminating the possibility of an embarrassing incident such as the one I still remember from years ago. Second, the spout where you add water has a different closing mechanism. WIthout going into the technical part (which I don't know), it has to be perfectly flat when you start to screw it and you can feel when it is in properly; if you make a mistake instead of leaking gradually, the problem is IMMEDIATE AND CATASTROPHIC. This is a good thing, since I notice it before I leave and can unscrew the cap and put it back on before I put it on my back.\n\nSo, problem not entirely solved but it is better.\n\nPROS:\nIn the backpack, nicely insulated so it keeps ice water cold and the ice doesn't fully melt for hours.\nNice big pack which lasts me three or four hours when outside exercising on a hot day.\nDrinking nozzle can be closed when not in use, so it doesn't drip.\nThe new main spout leaks only when you don't put it on--and it tends to be immediately obvious so you can fix it asap.\n\nCONS:\nLike other CamelBaks, not dishwasher safe. Cleaning can be a hassle (but see my method below.)\nThe lid on the main spout is a little finicky and you need to align it flat before screwing so it closes properly.\n\nOkay, cleaning. If you leave the inside moist (even with water), mold and bacteria can grow--making your water taste terrible and maybe even making you sick. You can tell if this has happened because the inside of your reservoir will actually be slimy to the touch!\n\nCamelBak's solution is to suggest you prop open the spout to air dry. If that fails, there are also little tablets you can use to wash it out.\n\nThose methods probably work, but seem like a pain to me. I have another method I prefer! After each use I do a quick rinse and put it in the freezer. Miracle. I never have to use the tablets or air dry it or anything. If I ever forget to put one in the freezer, I turn it inside out and clean with ordinary dish soap then rinse THOROUGHLY...like six times. Then I leave it inside out to dry completely in the sun and then ...the freezer. Works great for me.","Product: The Lighthouse can be charged four different ways including by solar, crank, AC or DC; and to top it off, you can charge your handheld device from the lantern.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not just for Africa...\n\nReview: I read somewhere that this item was invented for traveling in Africa in areas without electricity. I first tried it when a friend and I purchased one for a friend who lives without electricity there.\n\nHe loved it...but I played with it and I just HAD to have one for myself too. It's beautifully made, gives a nice light for tasks, reading or ambiance while camping--and even charges your iphone or other USB charging cell phone.\n\n Full confession, I can be disorganized about some things and putting batteries in things--particularly things I use sporadically-is really not my strong point. It feels like I just put batteries in some of this stuff and already, just a few days later, they need new ones...of course it's really been six months, but that's not how it FEELS. Anyway, I already have a battery-operated lantern of this general style (not this brand) in my basement. It never works because the four D batteries it uses are always dead. Then the other day I went to radio shack and put in four more D batteries and it STILL didn't work.\n\nAt that point I'd had enough and I bought this nifty little thing. No more D batteries, ever!\n\nTo charge this you have three options: Juice it up in your car on the way to your camping trip in the cig lighter, charge it in the wall in a regular outlet, or turn the crank. The crank is more efficient than you'd think and works great when you just need light for a few minutes. If you're planning to use the lantern to illuminate your campsite an entire night, plan ahead and charge it with real electricity. You can also solar charge it but you need an expensive solar panel (around the size of an ipad) which is sold separately; the solar charger works great (I\"ve tested it in Africa under bright sunlight) but is probably not worth it unless you are really going into the wilds!\n\nIn addition to task lights, you can set this to a red flashing light to signal you need roadside assistance. Possible uses in developed countries for the device are:\n\n1. Power failure. In a power failure, this is stress free. Just crank it and you have both light and some juice to charge your cell phone. No more anxiety about being in the dark without communication! If you get tired of cranking it you can put it in your car and charge it!\n\n2. Camping trip. It's a natural on a camping trip. It serves as light and cell charger in the dry safety of your tent.\n\nOverall, if you have any need for any of the above, this is a great purchase.","Product: A precision high-pressure floor pump featuring a CNC-machined aluminum barrel and base, a steel piston, and a varnished wood handle. ABS Flip-Thread Chuck and 43\" | 130cm extra long rubber hose easily reach both Presta and Schrader valves. The included Speed Chuck makes the pump compatible with disc wheels. The 2.5\" oversized gauge is precise and easy to read. An anodized high-polish finish makes this pump stylish and durable.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great pump! I love using it.\n\nReview: This is a very sleek-looking pump, which makes it fun to use. It's main advantage, however, is its unusual screw on chuck design, which is simple to use, gentle on the valve cores and does not let air escape during removal.\n\nIf you've always liked the standard push on pump type with the little lever (and clearly a lot of people do!) read no further. You can get great standard-design pumps for a lot less money than this one! If, like me, you've always hated that ubiquitous shove-the-pump-onto-the-valve design, read on. This might be the gadget you've been looking for!\n\nThe beef I have with the standard push-on type is twofold 1. Even when you're careful, especially you pump daily like I do, the screw on design will weaken your valve cores and they'll eventually snap when you least want them to. You know, Murphy's law. 2. With standard push-on pumps (and I've used many brands) it often takes me several tries to get the pump onto the valve perfectly.\n\nThis pump, instead, attaches to the valve with a very nicely designed metal screw-on chuck. This is a gentle but very powerful method of making the connection! Some reviewers say they sometimes need to go through the screw-on process twice to get it right. I don't dispute that, but maybe it's how your brain is wired? I find it screws on easily and is perfectly attached *every single time* for me, while push-on type pumps often require multiple tries for me, even though I've been using them for years.\n\nThis pump also screws off simply with no release of air (I love that!) and no stress on the valve core. I bought this pump since I've started pumping nearly daily and I wanted to reduce the number of times my valve cores snap due to stress. So far, three weeks and no snaps!\n\nThe big con of this pump, if you use Presta removable cores, such as Contis, is that the unscrewing action of this pump can unscrew your valve core along with the pump and WHOOSH, you've lost all your air! This is moderately annoying. It has happened to me twice in three weeks of nearly daily pumping. I didn't take off a star since Lezyne discloses this openly. The company suggests adding Loctite to your valve cores to keep them stable. I use a different method. I just bought one of these little puppies<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/No-Tubes-PRESTA-SCHRADER-Valve-Core-Remover/dp/B001S98NLU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">No Tubes PRESTA/SCHRADER Valve Core Remover</a> so I can tighten my valve cores now and then (making the problem less likely) or, if needed, just put the core back in, which takes just a few seconds. Unlike when the push-on pump damages the valve, the core is not harmed at all...it just needs to be put back in!\n\nAnother solution to this problem is to use tubes with non-removable cores. I like the removable cores because if one ever does snap I can replace it. Now that I'm using a more gentle pumping interface I may find my valves never snap anyway. If that's the case I may eventually switch to non-removable cores.\n\nPROS\n\nReally sleek and pretty. A joy to use!\nWooden handle is comfortable\nPumps well. It takes me 50-60 strokes to get from zero to 100 psi. Offhand impression is it's the same as other pumps I've used but since I gave my old one away when I got this I don't have it to do a head-to-head comparison.\nScrew on connection is easier to use and gentler on the valve cores\nRemoves without losing any air (no whoosh sound like my other pump!)\n\nCONS\n\nOccasionally removes Presta valve cores, if you use the removable kind like Contis. Easily fixed just by screwing the valve core back in and pumping up again.\nDial is on bottom and hard for people with old eyes to see. Not a big deal as I've now memorized where my 100 psi mark ...\nMore expensive than other pumps that pump just as well. If pumping is your main concern, you can do better price-wise with other brands.","Product: Those fancy new tires you bought aren't worth much without a great set of inner tubes to keep them inflated. Put the Continental 26\" presta valve tubes in your deep profile rims to shed some grams and keep the air in your tires. Unitube system allows greater compatibility with more tires sizes. Seamless construction eliminates weak points, Mold-cured and vulcanized for uniform roundness and improved reliability at the valve stem insertion. Every tube must pass 100% quality control inspection 42mm Presta valve has a removable valve core.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My favorite bike tubes\n\nReview: I've tried a lot of bike tubes, and these are my favorite. They are sturdy and well made and I have not had any problems with them splitting at the seams or at the valves as I have had with some less expensive tubes.\n\nThe presta cores are removable, unlike some other brands. This is a slight downside if you use a pump such as the Lezyne brand which screws on...over time you may pull out the valve core resulting in a big Whoosh! It's easy to screw back in using a valve core tool <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/NoTubes-Core-Remover-Tool/dp/B001S98NLU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">NoTubes Core Remover Tool</a>, but some people don't want the hassle so they glue the cores in.\n\nI like them removable on the theory that if a valve core dies I can simply replace it with a new one (I have some spares as they are sold separately) without having to throw out the tube. This has not happened in years, but the thrifty in me likes the idea that I could.","Product: The backless yoga chair is an excellent prop for practicing Yoga. This chair can assist in certain poses such as supported shoulder stands, setubandu, back bends, seated twists, etc. This prop can be used in conjunction with yoga blocks and yoga blankets. CAUTION: Please practice under the instruction of a professional trainer. DO NOT place your hands on the connection plate. 200lb weight limit.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nice sturdy chair, and good customer service! (But do some price shopping first.)\n\nReview: I purchased this yoga chair over another much less expensive one on Amazon because a review said the other one was flimsy.\n\nI was not disappointed, as this chair is sturdy and well made. It is comparable to the best yoga chairs I have used in Iyengar studios--heavy substantial-feeling, which you really want if you are draped all over it!\n\nFirst a bit of background for those new to this concept: Yoga chairs are essentially regular folding chairs with the back rest removed, so you can stick your feet or even your whole body inside to do poses. Some yoga chairs, including this one, also lack rungs on the front, freeing up a little more space for certain poses.\n\nMy favorite poses to do on a yoga chair are backbends (your body is draped over the chair with your shoulder blades at the edge and your feet going through the back and hanging over the other end) and Iyengar-style chair shoulder stand, in which the chair is used to hold some of your weight for a very relaxing pose.\n\nI also want to note that this chair arrived without a pair of small plastic caps that usually go on the top of the back legs to protect them from bending as you open the chair and the chair legs make contact with the curved back. It is also possible these caps were in the bottom of the box and I missed them--so if you buy one of these, look carefully before throwing out the packaging!\n\nWhen I realized they were missing a few weeks later, I wrote the company and sent a pic of the problem area of the chair, which had ugly (and possibly dangerous) bent exposed metal due to the lack of caps. They apologized, said it was an issue with the manufacturer, and promptly sent the plastic caps to me. I was happy with the great customer service!\n\nPlease note that this review is based on the QUALITY of the chair and the great customer service, not on the price, which I find excessive. As of the writing of this review, this product is currently priced at $92, which is at the high end of yoga chairs available anywhere. I am happy to pay extra for quality, however, further shopping has determined the same quality is available elsewhere at a fraction of this price. I never tried the cheaper one on Amazon, but for my second yoga chair (I need two for when friends come over) I purchased one from yoga chair prop dot com for $60 and it appears to be identical--looks to me like the same manufacturer with a different branding label.","Product: The Handle Band is a universal smartphone bar mount that provides a secure attachment and instant access to almost any device on almost any sized handle bar. This item allows you to securely attach most mobile phones, with or without a case, to be easily seen and conveniently accessible to use while riding, walking, or running. Made with a lightweight expandable silicone with an aluminum base at its core, the single band securely wraps around nearly any sized bar - including bicycles, jogging strollers and shopping carts. It can be positioned wherever you want, attached and removed as often as you need, and is designed to allow full functionality of your smartphone while it's in place. View maps, talk to Siri, use your training apps, or video camera - or even use your phone as a bike light at night - all while keeping your smartphone safe and accessible. The flexible nature of silicone gives the Handle Band the capability to secure and wrap other devices, too (like flashlights or bike pumps) for functionality that fits your lifestyle. Simple, versatile and with a streamlined design, the Handle Band is the perfect way to stay Connected on even the longest rides. Bonus: it functions as a bottle opener, too.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Brilliant invention: Held up on the bumpiest bicycle route I know!\n\nReview: Yes. Just YES!\n\nThis is the simplest design one could imagine--just a very sturdy adjustable rubber band that holds the phone in place over a soft rubber backing. It's exactly what I would have jury-rigged if I made one myself out of what I had lying around the basement. And it's brilliant in its simplicity.\n\nTo use it, you simply place it on your bicycle either vertically on the handlebar stem (my choice) or horizontally on the handlebars themselves. It's one-size-fits all so you just pull the rubber band until it's tight over your smartphone. I have an iPhone 4s with a bulky Mophie case and it fit beautifully.\n\nThe downside, compared with some holders that encase the phone around the edges, is that--depending on where you place it--you may you lose up to an inch of visibility. In my case, I was able to place the rubber band on the bottom portion of my 4s below the screen and did not cover any of my screen.\n\nThe advantage over other types of designs is that NOTHING (barring putting a bank vault on your handlebars to hold the phone) is more stable than a strong band of rubber with a phone held on a bed of soft rubber. And the proof, I took it today for a 15-mile ride that happens to be the very bumpiest ride I know: potholes galore, poorly placed manhole covers, a bike path with sections of giant pepples and tree roots bulging through the concrete. I bounced along happily and the phone didn't budge at...it didn't even rattle. It was part of the bicycle. (UPDATED October 5, 2014: I've had this on my bicycle for 250+ miles and it still hasn't budged.)\n\nAnd mind you, I am fussy. I have been looking for a handlebar smartphone mount for years, but never found one that met my standards. I spent an entire afternoon once reading all the reviews of handlebar mounts on Amazon and all over the Web, and every single one of them seemed fussy, annoying and worst of all, likely to drop your phone. Every time I saw reports of dropped phones and shattered screens, I moved on.\n\nGiven the lack of options, I've been keeping my iphone in my handlebar bag--majorly suboptimal given that I navigate using GPS on the phone. I used Cyclemeter to log my rides, and whenever I wasn't sure where to go I had to unzip the bag, take out the phone and look at the map. Since Cyclemeter didn't have turn by turn directions, I needed a cue sheet anyway so having it stowed away was not a complete tragedy...it was basically a fallback for when I got lost.\n\nWell, just a few days ago Ride with GPS just came out with its awesome new app with turn by turn navigation (I'll review that separately after I have more time to test it!). Based on this sweet new technologyI became strongly motivated to get a handlebar mount. Ride with GPS recommended the Handleband, and sells it on its site, but Amazon's price was better so I bought it here.\n\nI was skeptical, at first, but after I read the reviews here I purchased and I am thrilled! The only downside I can think of is that removing it and putting it back feels a little bit fussy. It is not time consuming at all--no more than 30 seconds to remove or place it in the holder. I was a bit clumsy though, and in grasping the phone near the top to place it in, I kept turning off the phone. That was mildly annoying, but I suspect with practice this will feel easier.\n\nAnd a note on fit. The mount is designed to fit most bicycles. I have three--two road bikes and a hybrid--and it fit all of them just fine. The tilt mechanism is rudimentary, but for my setup worked great. It's amazing how simplest is best sometimes! When the phone is in horizontal position on the handlebars, you can (ideally before you tighten the rubber) tilt it toward or away from you to place it at the best angle for you. In the vertical position on the stem, you can only tilt it right or left (not useful!) but its only possible position happens to be at a great angle for me.\n\nIf you are a person who needs an easy-in, easy-out solution for your phone while riding (for example if you may get an important phone call and need to stop and remove it quickly) this may not be your best option. However, if you're like me, using it to run a bicycle GPS app, Google maps or other navigation, you'll love it.","Product: DVD for Yoga\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not a good DVD for a first-timer\n\nReview: There seems to be a good amount of controversy over whether this is a \"beginner\" DVD, and I think it's a question of how you define beginner. I think this is an appropriate DVD for someone who has taken four or five classes *at least* and preferably worked with a simpler beginning DVD at home. Even then, it will be most appreciated by Type A people who want a good foundation in proper yoga form and are interested in a more athletic, and less meditative, type of practice.\n\nI first tried this DVD after having taken one class. I'm a fairly athletic and ambitious perfectionist, and even I was simply overwhelmed and frustrated. I was shouting at Natasha \"you BITCH,\" and I finally turned it off and did a simpler enjoyable video at my level, the one by Ann Richmond, also on sale at Amazon. I tried this video again today after two more yoga classes (I've taken a total of three) and after having done the Ann Richmond DVD with great pleasure four times. It was hard work, but I was able to follow the instructions and get something from the DVD, and I did enjoy the 20-minute routine. I only cursed at Natasha once, and I will do the DVD again.\n\nThe video is clearly aimed at people who already have some foundation in yoga. Natasha focuses obsessively on proper form in each pose, but gives little help to the actual beginner. In the three classes I have taken (all at a resort with a very mixed level of student) the instructor always started by saying something like, \"leave your inner critic at the door,\" and \"don't push yourself\" or \"each person will come to his or her expression of the pose for today, and that's okay.\" Another thing I learned from the classes and another video is that you can start in a less extreme version of the pose, and gradually move further into it with each exhale. This has been the single most important thing for me in starting my practice--and Natasha doesn't explain that.\n\nShe creates a fairly difficult routine, then she turns to the camera and says basically, if you can't do what I can do with my amazing body, here is what Jason does. And then the video shows Jason looking awkward and dorky. I felt like the dunce of the class, there in the corner with Jason. For my first approach, I would have much preferred a simpler routine I actually could do!\n\nHowever, if you've been doing yoga for a few months or years and want to do rigorous work on basic poses, this is a great video. I will be using it and working with it intensely for the next few months. I have to breathe deeply and meditate first so that I don't shout obscenities at Natasha.","Product: Globe-Weis products make organizing easier, filing faster, and information more accessible. Globe-Weis File Folder Pockets are the perfect way to organize, store, and reference your important forms, letters, papers and reports. These hassle-free expanding file pockets are constructed from a durable poly material, which provides excellent protection from spills and stains. The flexible gussets fold outward to provide easy access, yet do not interfere with the inner paperwork. Double top, 1/3 cut tabs are aligned in the left position to allow for consistent file organization. These versatile files can either lay flat or expand up to 0.75 inches to hold up to 150 sheets of paperwork. Each pocket contains a minimum of 10 percent post-consumer recycled materials, providing storage that's built to last! Globe-Weis provides a wide range of solutions to help you manage papers and documents of all kinds at the office, home, school, and anywhere in between.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nicely made and very handy\n\nReview: While 150 sheets may sound like a lot, these are actually smaller than other folder pockets I have.\n\nFor me, they fill a niche between an ordinary file folder and a large fat mega pocket. If you have a lot of items, or a lot of smaller pieces, a normal file folder is going to get overstuffed or spill out smaller items. This is very handy for that.\n\nI did find in several cases these files were not large enough and I needed to use some of the fatter folders.\n\nThe colors are appealing--they look even nicer in person than in the pic--an the quality of the cardboard is good. It is sturdy but not too rigid. I did overstuff a little and it bent to accommodate. ;-)","Product: Globe-Weis products make organizing easier, filing faster, and information more accessible. Globe-Weis File Folder Pockets are the perfect way to organize, store, and reference your important forms, letters, papers and reports. These hassle-free expanding file pockets are constructed from a durable poly material, which provides excellent protection from spills and stains. The flexible gussets fold outward to provide easy access, yet do not interfere with the inner paperwork. Double top, 1/3 cut tabs are aligned in the left position to allow for consistent file organization. These versatile files can either lay flat or expand up to 0.75 inches to hold up to 150 sheets of paperwork. Each pocket contains a minimum of 10 percent post-consumer recycled materials, providing storage that's built to last! Globe-Weis provides a wide range of solutions to help you manage papers and documents of all kinds at the office, home, school, and anywhere in between.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nicely made and very handy\n\nReview: While 150 sheets may sound like a lot, these are actually smaller than other folder pockets I have.\n\nFor me, they fill a niche between an ordinary file folder and a large fat mega pocket. If you have a lot of items, or a lot of smaller pieces, a normal file folder is going to get overstuffed or spill out smaller items. This is very handy for that.\n\nI did find in several cases these files were not large enough and I needed to use some of the fatter folders.\n\nThe colors are appealing--they look even nicer in person than in the pic--an the quality of the cardboard is good. It is sturdy but not too rigid. I did overstuff a little and it bent to accommodate. ;-)","Product: Apache Ecomat Squares mat, recycled rubber, tread prevents shifting. Like tires to the road, matting stays in place on carpet and hard floor surfaces alike. Crush-resistant, bi-level carpet matting brings wet, dirty floors to a screeching halt. Dual-fiber carpet dries quickly and resists staining and fading for durability. Double border traps dirt and moisture on the mat. Molded rubber base provides heft and durability. With each 15 square feet of squares matting made, one scrap tire and thirteen plastic bottles are saved from entering landfills.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Enormous mat, sturdy, a pleasure to wipe your feet on!\n\nReview: This mat is the Hummer of doormats. I had trouble finding room for it in my small front hallway, but once I did, I am delighted with it. In this snow-filled Boston winter, a zillion people are trekking dirt and snow and salt in on their boots and this unobtrusively catches most of it. Even when people don't take the time to wipe, this absorbs a lot just by being underneath for the first few steps.\n\nThe material is very solid and a pleasure to walk on and catches a lot of grit. The only reason I don't give it five stars (and this is possibly unfair) is that it's hard to vacuum. The grit gets into the nooks and crannies and you need to spend a good amount of time to get it clean.\n\nAnother issue I had, which I am not marking down for but which I want people to know, is that the thickness means that you may not be able to open the door if you put it right in front. My front door won't swing open with this in front, so I ended up placing it a few feet inside, which works fine. I probably buy another, thinner doormat to cover the gap.","Product: Wellness Complete Health Natural Grain Free Wet Canned Cat Food Recipes are healthy, natural cat foods for adult cats with excellent sources of protein and essential fatty acids for complete and balanced nutrition. Theyre made with high quality proteins, are free of added growth hormones and steroids and also include other key ingredients like sweet potatoes and carrots, essential vitamins and minerals, and fresh, whole cranberries and blueberries which are added to help maintain proper urinary tract health. In addition, hydration is extremely important to a cat's overall health and since cats do not have a strong thirst drive, Wellness Complete Health wet canned cat food recipes are a delicious and healthy way to increase your cat's moisture intake.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very high quality food\n\nReview: I like this food because it is grain-free and very high quality meat. Cats, as obligate carnivores, don't need grain, and in fact--if you give them something with a lot of carbs, they will continue eating until they have enough protein.\n\nSince I switched my cats a few years back to this brand, both lost weight even though I feed them as much of this as they will eat. It completely transformed one of my cats. He was dumpy, overweight and middle-aged and since the food transition he lost weight and has become more active. His fur looks amazing! I also recommended this food to a friend, forgot I made the recommendation and six months later was over his house and said, wow, your cat looks amazing! He said, yeah, it's the food change we talked about.\n\nThat said, the Wellness line is not my cat's favorite by any means. The reason is that it's like switching a person from potato chips and McDonald's to good healthy food. The supermarket brands such as Fancy Feast are filled with rendered fat, which smells great and makes cats go crazy. This has none of this, so they miss it. I transitioned VERY slowly, mixing the food they liked with a small amount of this and gradually increasing the proportion over months.\n\nNow, years later, my cat eats this with gusto--though, of course, if I brought Fancy Feast back he would go nuts again for that, but I don't. This is is his second favorite flavor after this one: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Wellness-Canned-Cat-Food-Chicken-and-Herring-Recipe-12-Pack-of-12-1-2-Ounce-Cans/dp/B000WFPJIG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Wellness Canned Cat Food, Chicken and Herring Recipe, 12-Pack of 12-1/2-Ounce Cans</a>.\n\nThe nice thing about this food is that, while he now eats it with apparent pleasure, my cat never overeats. I can give him as much as he wants/asks for and he stays the same weight. I'd say he eats an average of a half 12-ounce can a day, but it varies--some days he eats almost a full can, other days less than half. So essentially he self regulates, whereas with the kitty crack and dried food, full of grain, he overate.\n\nThese large cans must be opened with a can opener. I buy them because they are a better value economically--the small cans of this brand are way expensive. Even this is expensive per ounce,, but if you actually do a calculation of dollars paid per protein this one stacks up just fine to the less expensive brands. Which means my cat gets the nutrition he needs in fewer ounces. Any wet food is more expensive than dried food, but based on my cat's consumption, feeding Wellness is not significantly more expensive than feeding mass-market wet food.","Product: Wellness Complete Health Natural Grain Free Wet Canned Cat Food Recipes are healthy, natural cat foods for adult cats with excellent sources of protein and essential fatty acids for complete and balanced nutrition. Theyre made with high quality proteins, are free of added growth hormones and steroids and also include other key ingredients like sweet potatoes and carrots, essential vitamins and minerals, and fresh, whole cranberries and blueberries which are added to help maintain proper urinary tract health. In addition, hydration is extremely important to a cat's overall health and since cats do not have a strong thirst drive, Wellness Complete Health wet canned cat food recipes are a delicious and healthy way to increase your cat's moisture intake.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Cat's Favorite Flavor...And Healthy Food!\n\nReview: I have been feeding my cats Wellness Food for four years now.\n\nWhat I like most is that, like most of the Wellness line, this Chicken and Herring blend is made without grains. Cats are obligate carnivores, meaning they only need meat...in the wild they only get grains in the stomach of prey they eat. If you put grains in food, cats continue to eat until they've had enough protein. So the grain is just added calories for nothing. Since grains are cheaper per ounce, it's a great way to save the manufacturer money, but it's not good for your cats.\n\nIn the first year after switching from dried food and lower-quality grain-filled wet food, both my cats lost weight and their fur became softer and shinier. The difference was most evident in my plump, dumb inactive cat; he lost a couple of pounds and went from middle-aged dumpy to sleek and active. He has gotten a lot smarter and is more lively in general.\n\nI also like that this food doesn't have any rendered animal fat or meat byproducts, which are disgusting slaughterhouse waste it is illegal to sell to humans.\n\nAs far as how my cats feel, they think this is just okay. They would give it three stars for the smell/taste. They always prefer the cheap stuff, like fancy feast, because it is swimming in rendered fat which smells delicious to cats just like potato chips do to humans. I call it \"kitty crack.\" Cats choose food mainly on smell, not taste, which works great in the wild but not so much with commercial foods where their quality sensor is way off. To get my cats to eat this food at first, I needed to mix it with kitty crack--first only a quarter good to 3/4 kitty crack and gradually building up to 100% over about six months. It's never a good idea to get into a battle of will with cats...first of all, you'll lose, and second it is not safe for them to go more than 24 hours without food because of potentially fatal liver issues.\n\nAfter the initial break-in period, my cats ate this happily. This is the favorite of both my cats, followed by Turkey/Salmon blend as second favorite. I buy a variety to mix it up nutritionally and to make sure they don't get too fussy. Since they never overeat this, I simply feed them as much as they want...if they ask for more, I give it.\n\nOne can is enough to feed one cat per day. This size must be opened with a can opener and stored in between uses. For this reason not as convenient as the 5.5 ounce sizes which you just pull open, but the cost difference over a year is substantial. It's not too much of a pain as on days that aren't too hot I leave this on the counter at room temperature between feedings. If for any reason it's not done by bedtime I put it in the fridge. Cat's digestion is much faster and a bit of bacteria in food is less likely to cause problems.\n\nCost-wise, these are about $2 a day, and Amazon's price is competitive with big-box pet food stores. When I first started using this, the price seemed prohibitive so I took out the calculator and did a serious analysis. Compared with the Fancy Feast I was buying at a big-box store, per ounce this is a LOT more expensive. But then I realized that since Fancy Feast is packed with grains and junk cats don't need, comparing price by weight isn't fair. I redid the analysis based on daily servings of protein, calories etc. and the two foods turned out identical in cost. It would still be cheaper to feed dried food but if I'm going to go 100% wet the price of this is actually comparable to supermarket foods.\n\nWellness also sells a Core brand which is even higher quality, but it doesn't come in the larger more economical cans, making it prohibitively expensive.\n\nNote: I read the one star reviews from here. Looks like there have been some quality-control issues with a new plant. I have not experienced this issue...the quality appears the same in the 4+ years I've been buying this. However, I will post if I experience a problem and update my review immediately.","Product: The Stimulo is an interactive cat food activity center. By necessity, animals in nature spend much of their time hunting and foraging for their meals. Cats in particular are adept at seeking and finding food. Unfortunately, this innate problem solving skill is often under exercised in domesticated animals sometimes leading to unwanted behaviors around the home. The Stimulo bowl was developed with this in mind. Food is hidden inside the bowl's many tubes, which your cat can access by using their paws. Allowing your cat to exercise his or her problem solving instincts with the Stimulo bowl fun and rewarding for you and your pet.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My cat immediately loved it!\n\nReview: My cat is not the brightest bulb on the tree, but he got this instantly.\n\nIt seems to tap into his natural instincts to hunt for food and fish it out! He instantly started purring, looking in each tube, sniffing and digging. As far as I can tell he seems to really enjoy it. For me, it leaves no mess since my cat immediately eats everything he fishes out.\n\nI mainly feed him wet food so I use these for Greenies dental treats, which he loves. Instead of giving him the treats randomly in his dish, I put them in here and make him work for them!\n\nThe toy comes with three heights of tubes in the box, and one extra-long \"level three\" set you can buy to increase difficulty. The higher the tube, the more of a challenge since the cat has to dig deep to get the treat. My cat had no problem with the easiest two heights, and little problem with the middle size. The longest one, after a week, still remains a challenge--but if I fill it partially with kibble he'll fish out a dental treat from the top!","Product: Prevue Pet Products Naturals Large Rope Ladder bird toy 62807 is handmade from 100-percent natural, sustainable, materials providing your bird with mental stimulation and rugged physical play. Made with environmentally conscious hevea wood branches and natural sisal rope, the irregular shape of this bird toy encourages foot exercise. Toy connects easily to cage with quick-link attachments and is hand made - actual measurements may vary slightly. As always, supervise birds at play. Our Naturals Large Rope Ladder bird toy is approximately 26-inch long and 6-inch wide, ideal for medium to large sized birds.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Shoddy construction with glue that doesn't hold\n\nReview: When I saw this product was made with all natural materials, it sounded like a win! It looked like rope, and wood.\n\nNot exactly. When it arrived, not only did I notice that the rungs are held together with glue, it was poorly applied--resulting in visible glue spots on many of the rungs--one of them the size of a quarter.\n\nThat in itself might have been okay. But then I noticed that several of the rungs were completely loose, sliding up and down on the rope. I gently pushed one that seemed solid, and it, too, moved.\n\nRather than return it, I fixed it by taking it apart and using another (longer) piece of rope. I placed a knot under and above each rung. Now the rungs are solid.","Product: G7 Power introduces the Terra Series of LED bulbs. At 900 lumens, this A21 size bulb will replace up to a 65-Watt incandescent bulb in nearly all fixtures and a 75-Watt bulb in down-light fixtures. This bulb will pay for itself in energy savings in six months when compared to a 65-Watt incandescent used eight hours a day at the rate of $0.12 per kilowatt hour. This versatile bulb has a standard E26 base and A21 size. It will replace A19 bulbs in nearly all fixtures and R20/R25/PAR20 reflector floods in most recessed and track lighting applications. Recommended uses include: recessed can lighting, kitchen, bathroom, garage, down-light fixtures and other high use areas. The bulb's warm white color temperature (3,000 Kelvin) falls between an incandescent's light and pure white light. The lens is designed to be shatter resistant. This bulb is for use in open luminaries only, enclosed fixtures can cause this bulb to overheat. It is for use with standard household switches; may not be compatible with some remote controlled switches, dimmers and back-lit switches. This bulb is RoHS and CE certified and does not emit UV light. G7 Power is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions are welcomed at support@G7Power.com.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Great Light for Filming Sci Fi Horror Films!\n\nReview: The company's website says its bulbs display \"a warm, white light that most people find homey and appealing.\"\n\nNot so much for me. I would describe it more as a ghoulish light bulb from Mars.\n\nThe reasons for that are likely multiple: the color spectrum, the quality of the chip inside and the way the bulb is built.\n\n First, for the color spectrum, this light is labeled \"warm white\" but does not seem so to me. I'm not sure who sets the definition of \"warm white\" or if there is an official definition, but the light bulb I used as a standard in my testing, the Sylvania \"soft white\" incandescent is 2700 Kelvin. That's what I define as warm (subjectively, I admit) and the spectrum I want in my living space. This bulb is 3000 Kelvin. I might not mind 3000 Kelvins for a task light in the basement (not this one, for reasons described below) but it is too glaring to put in my living space.\n\nThe chip inside LED bulbs, which vary in quality depending on manufacturers, also affects the pleasingness of the light; I have no way of examining the chip but I can say that both this and the omnidirectional bulb from this maker was less pleasing to my eye than the Tess Bulb with the Cree chip. And then there's the fact that it is \"directional,\" meaning its light comes out of the bottom third only.\n\nI put it in an overhead fixture and the overall effect was completely shocking. It the most ugly light I've seen so far in any bulb of any type.\n\nSo put it in a covered fixture, you say? Well, you can't--at least if the fixture is fully enclosed. This restriction is one of several annoying limitations which--combined with its stunning ugliness--made this completely useless in my home.\n\n*You can't use it outdoors.\n*You can't use it in any enclosed fixtures, for example a glass ceiling globe.\n*You can't put it on a dimmer switch or it emits an annoying buzz and flickers madly. (In fairness, the Amazon description does say it \"may not be compatible\" with some dimmer switches.)\n\nSo much for the promise in the Amazon listing that this can replace a 65 Watt or below bulb in \"nearly all\" fixtures. I downgraded this product from two stars to one after additional testing and comparing it to two other LED bulbs. This was the only one of the three LED bulbs I bought so far that I was unable to use anywhere in my home.\n\nI also reviewed the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/G7-Power-G7A19W10-800-Lumen-10-watt-Omni-Directional-LED-Dimmable-Light-Bulb-A19-Warm-White/dp/B00AN1OQMO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">G7 Power G7A19W10 800 Lumen 10-watt Omni-Directional LED Dimmable Light Bulb, A19, Warm White</a> and the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Tess-12W-Daylight-White-Omnidirectional-LED-Light-Bulb-A19-1000-Lumens-Replaces-75W-Bulb/dp/B00BD7NCCM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Tess 12W Daylight White Omnidirectional LED Light Bulb A19 1000 Lumens, Replaces 75W Bulb</a>. While both were much better than this one I can't heartily recommend either. I have ordered several models, including the <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/SWITCH-SWITCH60-12-Watt-2700K-Soft-White-Clear-LED-Light-Bulb-800-Lumen/dp/B00AHFM5EW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">SWITCH - SWITCH60 - 12 Watt - 2700K Soft White - Clear LED Light Bulb - 800 Lumen</a>, and will review them once I get a chance to try them.","Product: The SWITCH bulb demonstrates the way an everyday object can be elevated into art. Carefully crafted with an industrial aesthetic, our bulb is so good-looking that it might steal some of the spotlight. The brightest idea in light bulbs in over 100 years, the SWITCH light bulb is a remarkable piece of digital technology. Powered by a unique driver and tricked out with the most technically advanced cooling system, this is not your grandfather's light bulb. All this and it's just as easy to screw in. The sculpted curves of the SWITCH bulb don't only look good - they're also highly functional. With a metal base that disperses heat and an intelligent system that continually monitors the bulb's temperature, our LEDs never get too hot - allowing them to last for thousands of hours. A SWITCH bulb isn't a commodity - it's an asset. We designed our light bulbs to use minimal energy and last a long time, making them a worthwhile investment. Getting more out than you put in makes this relationship a keeper. The bulb that pays for itself - and then some. Save energy and make money by getting back an average of 150 over the lifetime of each bulb. With its self-cooling technology, the SWITCH bulb dramatically reduces energy consumption by requiring only a fraction of the power used by an incandescent. That converts to extra cash for you. A light that won't drain your energy, the SWITCH bulb has an average lifespan of 25,000 hours - so you'll rarely have to replace it. Performing a ladder-top balancing act to change a bulb doesn't have to be on your regular to-do list. Think how much more you can accomplish when you leave your lighting to SWITCH.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Can be used when enclosed in glass globes! Helpful company.\n\nReview: I purchased several LED bulbs and discovered out, to my extreme dismay, that they can't be used in \"enclosed fixtures,\" I believe because they get too hot. For me this was a dealbreaker, because all the high-up hallway lights I most wanted LEDs for are enclosed in glass globes on the ceilings. I hate climbing up high on the ladder and unscrewing the glass globes to change those, and would love to do it, say, once every two decades!\n\nWith this bulb, presuming you believe that it remains functional for 25,000 hours (which I sort of do, see below) that is finally possible. The Switch bulbs, made by a California company with manufacturing done in Thailand, is constructed with a special cooling system that allows it to be used in enclosed fixtures. I did a couple of tests in floor lamps, and was shocked to see the bulb got *extremely* hot--comparable to an incandescent I couldn't remove it without using a towel to protect my hands. I was concerned about this and called Switch Lighting, San Jose, Calif., and asked whether I might have a bum bulb. I got the following reassuring response a few hours later by email:\n\nThe bulb is supposed to get warm because we use the entire surface of the bulb to dissipate heat. When it is warm on the outside, it means that the heat has been more efficiently removed from the inside where the LEDs and other electronic components are. However, it is running at about half of the surface temperature of an incandescent.\n\nI like buying from a company that responds quickly and personally! Right out of the box, the bulb impressed. it was the fifth LED bulb I've purchased in the past week or so, and there was no comparison with the others. From the printing on the box to the construction and beauty of the bulb, this struck me as a quality product. It's subjective, I know, but that's the impression I got.\n\nThe company estimates the bulb is going to have a 25,000-hour life. If the fixture is on three hours a day, that should mean it will last 23 years; an hour a day and I'll be dead before it runs out! But...here's the catch bulb life for LEDs is determined by testing for a much shorter time and then extrapolating...so on the face of it, I tend to be skeptical of such claims. Also, unlike other bulbs, LEDs don't typically die with age--they just fade. The life estimate means at the end of the listed life, the bulb will be 70% as bright. For some areas, that's fine. For other places, if I need a brighter light, I may need to replace much sooner.\n\nThat said, if it even lasts ten years, it's a bargain and a major savings in hassle! There are two reasons why I'm willing to bet my money on this one: 1. The build on this looks great, and the fact that it has fewer restrictions than other bulbs on its use (more on this below) suggests a superior construction. I am happy to pay for this superior construction. 2. The company offers a lifetime warranty for residential use. Will I really bother to go find Switch Lighting in ten years if my first floor hallway light burns out? Probably not. But it's nice to know the company stands behind the product.\n\nThe light on this bulb is decent--a good 2700 color spectrum like my favorite incandescents. But still for me--and this is why I'm taking off a star from an otherwise excellent product--the quality of light is not as good as an incandescent. I may be reacting to Color Rendering Index, or the way it renders colors; incandescents are 100 and most good LEDs (like this one) are 80 or so. Or it could be something else, I tried this first in a floor lamp in my living room and I couldn't handle it there. It gave me a mild headache sitting next to it and if I ever glanced at it, it felt glaring and dizzying. Since the color spectrum was identical to the incandescent that was there before, I was puzzled. My first thought was maybe it was brighter--but I checked the lumen count and it is the same. Not sure if others respond this way, but I don't think LED lights are usable for me in places where I want to sit and relax. I ended up installing this in my first floor hallway (which is where I most wanted it anyway) and even now it is a bit jarring ...somehow less cozy in my otherwise very warm and friendly hallway. I'm going to live with it a few months and see if I get used to it.\n\nSo here's the rundown on this bulb:\n\nPROS:\n\nMore flexible than other LED bulbs. Can be used in fully enclosed fixtures and also it is also UL listed for \"damp locations.\" That means I can put these on my front porch where the light burns out all the time! Score.\n\nOmnidirectional. Light comes from the entire globe of the bulb, making this light more usable in a variety of applications. Directional LEDs shine straight down and are best when you just want a narrow beam under them...like in a can light application.\n\nDimmable. I did not test the dimming.\n\nGorgeous. Hard to describe, but you have to see it for yourself. It's impressive.\n\nEvident good build.\n\nSpectrum is 2700 Kelvin, the same as a standard incandescent. Many other LED lights are labeled \"warm white\" but several I purchased are really 3000 Kelvin, which feels kind of cold to me--like halfway between a good home light and the kind of light in corporate offices, hospitals etc.\n\nCompany is responsive and helpful.\n\nLifetime warranty for residential consumers. Company says the bulb will last 25,000 hours. Since the location in which I put it probably is on about 45 minutes a day or so it should last about ten years.\n\nCONS\n\nMore expensive than other bulbs. I think the additional cost is justified by superior light and better construction.\n\nFor reasons I don't quite understand, all LED bulbs (including this one) give me a headache when I put them in a floor lamp in my living room where I spend a lot of time sitting. Even in a glass globe in the hallway the incandescent glow is still cozier and mellower to me. I don't think this is psychological as this bulb is so gorgeous I really was favorably disposed to want it to be perfect. I can say the light of this is among the best I've tested....way better than the G7 for example.\n\nI'm doing my best to get used to LED lights, since I don't want those mercury-filled CFLs in my life. It's been a rough road for me so far. I don't think I'll be doing a full-scale LED changeover any time soon, but I have installed four of the five bulbs I've tried in my home. I will repost on reliability, energy savings and my tolerance level once I've tried them all for a few months.","Product: G7 Power introduces the LED answer to the standard 60W incandescent A19, and it comes without a bright yellow top. G7's new revision produces more light with less power (80 lumens per Watt) which reduces the bulb's overall heat output. At 800 lumens, it will replace a standard 60-watt incandescent bulb in nearly all fixtures. (A 60-watt incandescent puts out approximately 840 lumens.) This bulb uses 1/6th of the power of a standard 60 watt incandescent bulb, and like an incandescent, it distributes light in all directions. Unlike a CFL, this bulb turns on at full brightness and does not contain mercury. The bulb's warm white color temperature (3,000 Kelvin) falls between an incandescent' s light and pure white light. This bulb will pay for itself in energy savings after approximately one year when compared to a 60 watt incandescent used eight hours a day at the rate of 0.12 Dollars per kilowatt hour. This bulb is Energy Star and UL certified, does not emit UV light, and is RoHS compliant. Manufacturing quality control standards meet or exceed ISO9001. Notes: LED bulbs should be used in open luminaries to prevent overheating. They should not be used where they may be exposed to water. G7 is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions are welcomed at support@G7Power.com.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: One of my least favorite LEDs\n\nReview: UPDATE 15 MONTHS AFTER ORIGINAL REVIEW: This bulb has been operating without problems for 15 months now. It is in a little-used area in my attic, so perhaps I'm not putting as much stress on it as the reviewers who had failures. Its light quality is fine for the spot high on my attic ceiling. I turn on this light on average once every week or two. I would not purchase this bulb again, as there are better bulbs for the price and I'm not a fan of this company overall. However, I have not, as of yet, had the failure issues others have experienced.\n\nORIGINAL REVIEW:\nThe good news is that, unlike some other LEDs, this one is dimmable. But it comes with many annoying restrictions common to other LEDs: You can't put it outdoors anywhere it might get wet, and you can't put it in an enclosed fixture such as a ceiling light in a glass globe.\n\nThat unfortunately leaves very few applications in my house at least. Practically the only spots left are table and floor lamps--ie. in the living room--which I want to have a homey warm feel. And this is not warm and homey, at least to me. Though this one is labeled \"warm white\" to my eye the temperature and quality of the light is just not nice enough for a living space.\n\nPROS:\n\nOmnidirectional. This means it gives off light in all directions rather than straight down like all LEDs until recently. This makes it useful for ambient lighting, not just task lighting.\n\nDimmable. I tested it in a Lutron slider dimmer switch and it worked great--no buzz, no flicker and excellent performance dimming.\n\nComes on instantly with no delay.\n\nCONS:\n\nHarsh. The company's website says its lights display \"a warm, white light that most people find homey and appealing.\" I can't say I've polled \"most people\" but homey is about the last adjective I'd apply to this bulb. I would say it would be about the spectrum of light I'd expect at the office...and that's why I get paid to go there!\n\nCan't be used outdoors anywhere it might get wet...so that rules out the front and back porch, two of the main places that inspired me to buy LED bulbs.\n\nCan't be used in any fully enclosed light fixtures. Wait, what? Most of the fixtures in my house are fully enclosed, like hallway lights in glass globes. What am I supposed to put there now? Looking for a solution that isn't filled with mercury and is still legal...maybe halogen incandescents?\n\nALSO NOTE:\n\nMade in China. For me, that's a con. Not a dealbreaker as most bulbs are made in China now that GE closed its U.S. plants, but at least one competitor (the Tess) is made in Taiwan, which I prefer.\n\nFinding a place for this light was a major treasure hunt in my home. It had so many restrictions. I tried it in the living room and no, just NO. This is where we unwind, not where we do interrogation sessions. Next step, front and back porch. Box says it's for indoor use or \"weather protected\" fixtures. Okay, can't use it there.\n\nMoving on, how about the first second and third floor hallway landing lights? I would LOVE LEDs there since they are high up , heavily used and a major hassle to change. But the box says not to put it in \"completely enclosed\" fixtures. Sigh. Okay, how about the closets? No go there, either. All my closets have globes, except an upstairs walk-in and I absolutely want a warm light.\n\nGetting desperate now, I checked out the basement, which on the face of it seems good. I have bare bulbs there and don't care much about warmth as I'm usually there doing chores and in \"work\" mode anyway. But an immediate hurdle: All but one of the lights in my basement are on motion detectors. I checked the motion detector package and it's rated for CFLs and incandescents only. (UPDATE in 2014: I did test my First Alert motion detectors and they seem to be working with the Switch 75 LED; haven't tried them with this one.)\n\nOkay, so one slot left in the basement which is not on a motion detector. It's actually a PERFECT place for an LED as I always forget to turn it off, wasting energy. I put in this bulb and tried it for an hour...working under it, walking by it etc. Couldn't hack it. It's just too close to a pathway and too low over my head and this bulb is too harsh. Oddly the Tess bulb which has the same Kelvin score and I believe a very similar CRI (both terms defined below at end of the review) was less harsh and I put this bulb there. I don't know why the Tess is nicer to me. Some reviewers have said good things about the \"Cree chip\" in it.\n\nLast step in my saga: An attic light that's very high up--about ten feet. First, it's a pain to change with a ladder and second, from that height the cool light is not harsh to my eyes. It actually looks BETTER in this spot than the 60 watt incandescent it replaced. Items under it actually look better illuminated and brighter and I like the light in this spot a lot. So finally, a win! I will use it here and update my review as I see how it performs.\n\nMy three star rating is a \"meh.\" It works great in the one spot I could find for it, but it has so many disadvantages I could only find one good spot for it in a household of dozens of sockets!\n\nDEFINITIONS/SPECS:\n\nLumens: The brightness of a light. This bulb gives off 800 lumens of light, equivalent to a standard 60 watt.\n\nKelvins: Measure of the warmness or coolness of light, with the higher numbers being cooler. A lot of CFLs and LED lights these days are labeled \"warm white,\" including this one, which is 3000 Kelvin. I'm not sure who gets to define \"warm white\"--is there an official definition or is it just consensus among manufacturers who want to sell us stuff and \"cool, harsh, ugly\" doesn't sell? I would advise everyone to save yourselves some hassle by testing your own personal limits. My tests found my personal definition of \"warm enough to like in my living space\" is 2700-2800--the Kelvins, such as a Sylvania soft white incandescent or GE Reveal. Anything else for me gives me the impression I'm in a hospital, prison or office.\n\nCRI: The :Color Rendering Index,\" is a measure of how naturally and accurately a light shows colors. A standard fluorescent will be around 60, which is why everything looks so sickly under them. Standard incandescents, now increasingly unavailable, are 100. This bulb is 80 according to the manufacturer's website. So far I'm not seeing CRI disclosed on packages of products but I'd love to see it there. I'd love to see some LEDs with 90."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Wholesome Fair Trade Organic Cane Sugar is made from certified organic sugar cane grown in South America. The cane juice, rich in molasses, is squeezed from fresh sugar cane, evaporated and crystallized. The result is a blonde-colored, perfectly sweet natural sugar that will enhance your favorite coffee, tea, cereal or baked good. Organic sugar is naturally gluten free and can be used as a one-for-one replacement for refined white sugar. Wholesome has a strong commitment to sustainable Non-GMO agriculture. In adherence with strict organic standards, the organic sugar cane fields are green cut and are not burned or treated with herbicides or synthetic fertilizers. This is better for the environment, which ultimately, is better for everyone. This also creates the highest quality, most delicious-tasting unrefined sugar you can find. No chemicals or animal by-products are used to make or decolorize this sugar making it ideal for vegans. The Fair Trade Certified logo is Wholesomes guarantee that our farming cooperatives are paid directly for the cane they grow and mill. This means that farmers can compete with factory farms, cultivate the quality of their crops, send their kids to school and build thriving communities. Thank you for choosing Wholesome\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Delicious, completely unrefined and vegan. Slightly darker color than 'regular' sugar\\n\\nReview: This sugar is golden, light beige instead of bright white like most sugar. That's because it is unbleached--the cane juice is squeezed, heated and crystallized.\\n\\nThis contrasts with most sugar which is made bright white in a refining process using cow bones. For this reason, most sugar is not vegan, while this (and everything in this product line) is. I'm not vegan, but often cook for large gatherings where vegans or vegetarians are present, so it's vegan-ness makes this sugar more versatile for me.\\n\\nI also like it for myself since I see no reason for the additional processing...it's delicious as it is!\\n\\nThe slightly beige color will occasionally color a drink slightly--so you may need to adjust expectations. For example, in making limoncello, our end result was beige-yellow instead of clear pale yellow. We thought about buying regular sugar, and then decided we didn't care...we'd rather have organic and a slightly off-color product!\\n\\nI buy the 10-pound size of this since it is more economical. I tried another organic brand in this same size (from Costco) and while the taste was similar, that brand didn't have the handy zip closure on top, which I need since my sugar container (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/OXO-Good-Grips-POP-Big-Square-4-Quart-Storage-Container/dp/B000UHYB9E/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">OXO Good Grips POP Big Square 4-Quart Storage Container</a>) holds only 5 pounds.\",\n \"Product: Wholesome Fair Trade Organic Cane Sugar is made from certified organic sugar cane grown in South America. The cane juice, rich in molasses, is squeezed from fresh sugar cane, evaporated and crystallized. The result is a blonde-colored, perfectly sweet natural sugar that will enhance your favorite coffee, tea, cereal or baked good. Organic sugar is naturally gluten free and can be used as a one-for-one replacement for refined white sugar. Wholesome has a strong commitment to sustainable Non-GMO agriculture. In adherence with strict organic standards, the organic sugar cane fields are green cut and are not burned or treated with herbicides or synthetic fertilizers. This is better for the environment, which ultimately, is better for everyone. This also creates the highest quality, most delicious-tasting unrefined sugar you can find. No chemicals or animal by-products are used to make or decolorize this sugar making it ideal for vegans. The Fair Trade Certified logo is Wholesomes guarantee that our farming cooperatives are paid directly for the cane they grow and mill. This means that farmers can compete with factory farms, cultivate the quality of their crops, send their kids to school and build thriving communities. Thank you for choosing Wholesome\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Delicious, completely unrefined and vegan. Slightly darker color than 'regular' sugar\\n\\nReview: This sugar is golden, light beige instead of bright white like most sugar. That's because it is unbleached--the cane juice is squeezed, heated and crystallized.\\n\\nThis contrasts with most sugar which is made bright white in a refining process using cow bones. For this reason, most sugar is not vegan, while this (and everything in this product line) is. I'm not vegan, but often cook for large gatherings where vegans or vegetarians are present, so it's vegan-ness makes this sugar more versatile for me.\\n\\nI also like it for myself since I see no reason for the additional processing...it's delicious as it is!\\n\\nThe slightly beige color will occasionally color a drink slightly--so you may need to adjust expectations. For example, in making limoncello, our end result was beige-yellow instead of clear pale yellow. We thought about buying regular sugar, and then decided we didn't care...we'd rather have organic and a slightly off-color product!\\n\\nI buy the 10-pound size of this since it is more economical. I tried another organic brand in this same size (from Costco) and while the taste was similar, that brand didn't have the handy zip closure on top, which I need since my sugar container (<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/OXO-Good-Grips-POP-Big-Square-4-Quart-Storage-Container/dp/B000UHYB9E/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">OXO Good Grips POP Big Square 4-Quart Storage Container</a>) holds only 5 pounds.\",\n \"Product: The Orei DA21X Premium Digital to Analog Audio Converter is designed for either home or professional audio application. It converts S/PDIF or optical (Toslink) digital audio signals to analog L/R audio or 3.5mm audio for use with amplifiers or headphones via standard RCA jacks. The Orei DA21X Premium plays various devices; Here are just a few of the devices supported:- Digital TVs and HDTVs- CD, DVD, Blu-Ray, and HD-DVD players- Apple TV, Google TV (Revue)- Game consoles: PS3 (All), XBOX 360 (Slim)- Satellite/Cable receivers and DVRs, TiVo- AV Receivers and Integrated Amplifiers- Digital media players and streamers The Orei DA21X Premium is easy to use and is just a plug and play.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works flawlessly and no fuss!\\n\\nReview: Like many people who outfitted their entertainment systems with nice audio systems years ago, I'm between a rock and a hard place as a growing number of companies are no longer including standard RCA analog outputs on their equipment.\\n\\nSpecifically, I purchased a Sony Blu-Ray/DVD player and it will output only HDMI or digital coaxial sound. That means for me that I can play it through my modern tv speakers only, but not through my twenty year old gorgeous sounding audio system which I love!\\n\\nEnter this nifty little converter, which was easy to use with only one difficulty, which was quickly resolved. First I hooked it up in the most obvious way possible. (In case anyone wants the obvious details: Plug one end of a digital coaxial cable into your Blu-Ray/DVD player and the other end into this converter box. Then plug a pair of red-and-white RCA cables into the converter and the other end into stereo receiver's input. Then plug the converter into a/c power outlet.)\\n\\n First result? Noise. So I looked at the box and noticed a red sticker that said \\\"Important notice! please set the digital output of the audio source to PCM, otherwise there will be noise.\\\" I did that, and it worked like a charm. I had thought that since my device was set to \\\"auto\\\" it would automatically pick the right format, but it did not.\\n\\nThe red sticker also warns you that the product doesn't decode dolby digital or DTS audio stream. So I guess if you have either of those, don't buy this!\\n\\nFor me it worked great. If you do buy it, make sure you have a digital cable (coaxial or SPDIF optical) and a pair of red-and-white RCA cables. Neither are included.\\n\\nPROS\\nWorks great to hook up modern digital sound devices (Blu-Ray/DVD players for example) to an older audio receiver and speakers.\\nCan also be used to hook up a device with digital sound output (ie. a DVD/Blu-Ray player) to stereo headphones via a simple headphone jack.\\nSimple to use and good sound quality\\nDirections minimal but essential info included via a red sticker on the box. Read the red sticker!\\n\\nCONS\\nDoesn't work for dolby digital or DTS audio stream.\\nCables not included---buy your own first!\",\n \"Product: We do not know of any candles more sensuous to hold, smell or burn than these. Many beeswax pillars have difficulty burning because the particulate in beeswax clogs the wick, resulting in a weak flame and tunneling. Our pillars burn perfectly because we use lightly filtered beeswax. Light filtration takes out the right amount of particulate but keeps the sweet honey scent.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful Quality Candles; Exact measurements below!\\n\\nReview: I just bought two of these. They are beautiful quality and I'm very pleased. Results of my first six hours of burning below.\\n\\nBut first, for those (like me) who care about exact measurements I would like to note that both the candles I received are 2 7/8 inches in diameter, not three inches. This is important because if (like me) you have a holder exactly three inches in diameter, they do fit! I did discuss this with the company (see link below for the discussion) and they said the mold is three inches so the size is \\\"officially\\\" three inches but in fact the wax may contract slightly as it cools. I've suggested the company add this information to the description and I hope they do. But for now, for those who would like to read it, here is the discussion:\\nhttp://www.amazon.com/review/R1H53MYU9X45NL/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0001OPI6Q&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=#wasThisHelpful\\n\\nSo, the burning test. The beeswax is a a beautiful natural color which, when seen through the flame, is a lovely warm amber--one of my favorite colors. I have been burning the candle for just a little under six hours and there is no detectable aroma in the room; if I walk up close to the candle it has a pleasant natural scent.\\n\\nThe candle comes with detailed instructions on how to make it last longer. For example, a six-inch pillar should be burned at least six hours each time to prevent it from \\\"tunneling.\\\" Also, when the wick gets long it needs to be trimmed to a quarter inch. So far I've burned mine just six hours: The level of wax has dipped a little more than a half inch--suggesting that it is in fact very long-burning. I will update this review when it burns to the bottom.\\n\\nEDITED TO ADD BURN DATA:\\n\\nAs promised I *finally* kept a burn log of a 3x6 candle. It burned exactly 81.5 hours in my hands. That compares with 90 hours on the product listing. That's a reasonable variation to me. I imagine quite a few things contribute to exact burn time. Here are the details of my test:\\n\\n--I burned it between 1.5 and 7 hours at a time, with an average of 4.2 hours per burn.\\n--I followed the instructions to trim the wick when it got long. I also molded the wax after burning, turning down the edges to reduce the \\\"tunnel\\\" effect that eventually causes it to run out of air if you don't.\\n\\nOverall I remain very happy with the quality of these candles and they have now officially become my \\\"house\\\" brand. I buy in bulk on the company's Web site. I also buy the tapers, which are of the same good quality as these pillars. Despite my overall loyalty to Amazon, this is one case where I get a better price by going directly to the company. But shhh, don't tell Amazon I said so.\",\n \"Product: Natural wood floor easel is functional and economical for classroom presentation. Adjustable wood easel with chain and plastic tips on legs. Easy assemble with hardware included. Artist can choose from floor or table top styles. Measures-65-high. Made in China.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great if you want a cheap, lightweight portable, easy to store easel\\n\\nReview: The reviews on this are all over the map, and I think for the simple reason that people's expectations are different.\\n\\nIf you are looking for an easel for occasional light use, and if price and the ability to take it apart for easy storage and transport are paramount, you will probably be thrilled with this. If you are looking for a heavy, sturdy, high-quality easel for daily use in your home, honestly, get out your credit card and go higher end.\\n\\nFor my purpose--I need an occasional lightweight easel to hold paper for presentations and which travels well--this is ideal, and the price is right.\\n\\nFor cheaper shipping, three tall posts come in two piece each, which must be screwed together.\\n\\nI'm about of average handiness and it took me about 20 minutes to figure out and assemble the first time, and (as stated) the instructions weren't terribly good--but even not being particularly mechanically inclined I did figure it out. The most difficult part for me was realizing that the enclosed metal chain is intended to keep the back leg from extending too wide, which could cause the unit to topple...so you attach the chain to the back leg and to the center of the front crossbar. Aha.\\n\\nOnce I got how it worked, it now takes me about five minutes to disassemble and put back together. For presentations in which I need to simply place a pad on this and write on it during the talk, this easel is amply sturdy.; I have never had it tumble. When I'm done, I take it mostly apart and store it n a corner of my attic. If I were using this regularly for holding an oil canvas, and in an application where the possibility of knocking it over would ruin my painting, I'd definitely go sturdy and higher end.\",\n \"Product: Natural wood floor easel is functional and economical for classroom presentation. Adjustable wood easel with chain and plastic tips on legs. Easy assemble with hardware included. Artist can choose from floor or table top styles. Measures-65-high. Made in China.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great if you want a cheap, lightweight portable, easy to store easel\\n\\nReview: The reviews on this are all over the map, and I think for the simple reason that people's expectations are different.\\n\\nIf you are looking for an easel for occasional light use, and if price and the ability to take it apart for easy storage and transport are paramount, you will probably be thrilled with this. If you are looking for a heavy, sturdy, high-quality easel for daily use in your home, honestly, get out your credit card and go higher end.\\n\\nFor my purpose--I need an occasional lightweight easel to hold paper for presentations and which travels well--this is ideal, and the price is right.\\n\\nFor cheaper shipping, three tall posts come in two piece each, which must be screwed together.\\n\\nI'm about of average handiness and it took me about 20 minutes to figure out and assemble the first time, and (as stated) the instructions weren't terribly good--but even not being particularly mechanically inclined I did figure it out. The most difficult part for me was realizing that the enclosed metal chain is intended to keep the back leg from extending too wide, which could cause the unit to topple...so you attach the chain to the back leg and to the center of the front crossbar. Aha.\\n\\nOnce I got how it worked, it now takes me about five minutes to disassemble and put back together. For presentations in which I need to simply place a pad on this and write on it during the talk, this easel is amply sturdy.; I have never had it tumble. When I'm done, I take it mostly apart and store it n a corner of my attic. If I were using this regularly for holding an oil canvas, and in an application where the possibility of knocking it over would ruin my painting, I'd definitely go sturdy and higher end.\",\n \"Product: These liquid chalk ink markers create a stunning chalk like effect on a variety of hard, non porous surfaces. See images above. Odor free, they are an excellent choice for children and adults alike. The dust free formulation makes them a perfect solution for allergy sufferers. Easy clean up with a damp cloth means no more mess, saving you time and effort. Backed by our Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun, bright colors and great quality; Don't skip the detailed instructions\\n\\nReview: These are very nice quality markers with a varied mix of vibrant and pastel colors, from fire engine red to sky blue. Tips are very nice and give a very professional-looking result, even if you aren't super talented artistically.\\n\\nI bought this to use with the same company's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Premium-Chalkboard-Paper-Wall-Sticker-17-7-Inch-x-6-6-Feet-Matte-Self-Adhesive-Easily-Removable-Create-Your-Own-Chalkboard-Labels-Decals-Cut-To-Any-Size-Required-Use-With-Chalk-Markers-Or-Chalk-Erasable-Produces-Brilliant-Colorful-Results/dp/B00GEPPMFI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Premium Chalkboard Paper Wall Sticker 17.7 Inch x 6.6 Feet - Matte, Self-Adhesive, Easily Removable! Create Your Own Chalkboard Labels & Decals, Cut To Any Size Required, Use With Chalk Markers Or Chalk. Erasable, Produces Brilliant Colorful Results!</a>, but also discovered I can write directly on many objects in my kitchen--including glass jars, metal lids to canning jars, hard plastic tupperware, wine glasses, china plates, mugs and bowls. I think my favorite use will be placing a cut-up square of the chalkboard paper on large plastic tubs and spice jars to label their contents ie. all purpose flour, or nutmeg. The results are very attractive--much more so than using masking tape, and I'll be able to erase them and re-label if I change the contents.\\n\\nBut first, a word on the instructions, some of which are a bit unexpected. Skipping the instructions may be at least in part the reason these markers are getting some negative reviews, each review drawing an injured-sounding comment from the company that the customer should have written to resolve the issue before leaving a negative review. So here's the deal: While it might be entirely reasonable to assume that. like most markers with which we are familiar, you need only to remove the lid and write, this is not the case with these.\\n\\nWith my purchase, I received a 22-page e-book of instructions and creative tips. The first thing it says is do not use these on anything porous ie. wood, surfaces painted with 'chalkboard' paint etc. as the ink is water based and it won't come off easily. A lot of people are complaining in reviews because they used these markers on porous surfaces and then couldn't erase them. If you want to erase using a damp cloth as the product is intended, all non-porous surfaces are appropriate, including the company's chalkboard paper, glass, metal, china plates etc.\\n\\nI'd pretty much figured before buying that the markers would only erase on certain surfaces. Less expected for me was the process of \\\"priming\\\" the marker, which I hadn't encountered as this is my first chalk-like marker. These things have a reservoir of ink. To \\\"prime\\\" the marker you have to get the ink in the reservoir to penetrate into the tip, which means you press down what feels like FOREVER. The company's instructions varied slightly from the e-book to the instructions on the package, but here's what worked for me. Since I'm a geek I experimented and wrote down the results:\\n\\n--Shake five times slowly, turning upside down and right side up again. (I tried shaking a variety of different times, up to 30, and longer shaking did not improve results for me.)\\n--On a piece of paper, holding the pen vertically, tap LIGHTLY and quickly until the ink fills the tip. This took 40 seconds to 1 minute 50 seconds for me, depending on the marker. I ruined the first marker tip while learning by pressing too hard--it got frayed and now is not performing well. I recommend you pick your least favorite color for the first one in case you inadvertently press too hard while you're getting the hang of the priming.\\n--You can see when you're almost done as the ink begins to color the white/beige tip. Continue to tap lightly a few more seconds until the entire tip is penetrated.\\n\\nOnce the pen is primed once, you only have to tap lightly once or twice the next time you use it. I found I could get a thin line, a thick line or a medium line depending on which part of the tip I used. The quality of the tip is very nice, and I got as nice a visual result as is possible for a talentless person with poor penmanship. An artistic or talented person could do wonders with these!\\n\\nTo erase, I used a paper towel heavily soaked with water. The ink visibly comes off on the paper towel, and there is a lot of it. On glass, china and plastic, the writing came off instantly and completely. On the chalkboard, I found I needed to wipe thoroughly TWICE to get all the ink off. When I washed only once a shadow of my original marks remained. Removal of the ink from the chalkboard paper is a job for an adult or a child who is patient and coordinated; a young or impatient child would probably get ink all over him or herself!\\n\\nFor kitchen use, I was able to cut the chalkboard paper to make very attractive labels for my spice jars and plastic tubs I use for flour, rice etc. I also found I can write directly on china plates and wine glasses, but due to the water solubility of this, a wet finger or a splash of liquid smudges the writing, so I think for party plate and cup labeling I am going to stick to a regular Sharpie marker. (Yes, believe it or not on a lot of china plates and glasses you can write with Sharpie and have it come off in the dishwasher. I do this at parties all the time. I can't guarantee it works on ALL China so do a small test first.)\\n\\nFor glass, metal and hard plastics, compared with a Sharpie these chalk markers will come off easier and is more likely to smudge with water. If you want it to come off easily, you may prefer these; a Sharpie is better if you want the writing to come off only with intense scrubbing or in the dishwasher. These chalk markers are also more fun for your guests than Sharpies because the colors are fun and pretty and they can make art on your glasses. (Please note that I asked the company in the comments section of this review if this is food safe (I was thinking of children writing on plates, and perhaps ending up eating some ink if they get food on the writing) and company responded that they don't recommend this use as it's nontoxic but not specifically certified as food safe.)\\n\\nThe markers must be stored horizontally. Some people complained of them drying up quickly, and possibly not following this maxim is the reason. I don't have any convenient place to store all ten of these horizontally so I'm going to choose my three favorite colors and keep them handy (and horizontal) and put the rest of these in a drawer in the basement.\\n\\nSo overall, I've had these just a day and labeled a few dozen jars. I am very pleased so far. I will be seeing how long they last when stored properly and also see what happens when I try to erase a label that was written a while ago. I'll come back and update my review and my star rating once I've had a longer experience with the product.\",\n \"Product: Bandleader and inventor Fred Warring introduced the first blender in 1936, and this model pays tribute to that early version in its retro styling. A tall, old-fashioned-looking blender, it will crush ice and blend frozen fruit beautifully in a few seconds. This blender feels sturdy: the lid, with a cap that doubles as a 1-ounce measurer, fits securely, and the pitcher, made of thick, ridged glass, won't wobble. Many chefs prefer a blender rather than a food processor for soups and creamy sauces--the blades of a good blender whirl more quickly than those of a food processor and will refine a thin liquid such as cream of tomato soup to an incomparably silky texture. This blender is definitely up to that task. The fixed, self-cleaning stainless-steel blades on the base of the pitcher mean the lid is the only separate part to wash.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Innovative and wonderful design. Mediocre blending power.\\n\\nReview: If you like the way \\\"traditional\\\" blenders are designed, with screw off bottoms, stop reading. There are better, more powerful blenders out there for you.\\n\\nHowever, if like me, you hate screw-off bottoms (and have traumatic memories of epic messes caused when you didn't screw it on quite right), this blender offers an alternative one-piece design. It's simply a jar with a non-removable blade fastened in the bottom; the only thing that comes off is the lid. To clean it, you simply fill with water(add a very tiny amount of soap since it foams majorly) and whir it a few times. I was skeptical when I read that in reviews here, but it turned out to be much easier than taking the other blender apart and putting it in the dishwasher.\\n\\nThis blender advertises commercial power with 550 Watts. It does seem POWERFUL but the result isn't good blending. The four blades are really tiny and even though there is a lot of power coming out of the blender, this machine is not chopping food or ice as effectively as my old blender, which was a Krups. I would only buy this if, like me, your blending needs are minimal and you want a blender that is easy to use and reasonably sized.\\n\\nFor example, this Waring works great for my regular needs, which is mainly a few cups of almond milk in the mornings and an occasional banana milkshake. But if I were making margaritas for ten, I'd get a Vitamix.\\n\\nWhen I tried crushing ice on the Waring (I put in about 1.5 cups at first), the tiny blades pulverized the ice right around them but left the rest untouched. I tried putting in 5 or 6 cubes at a time, spooning out the crushed ice to completely empty the blender, putting in five or six more cubes etc.; That worked pretty well in that about 90% of the ice was perfectly crushed but there were still a few larger chunks (about the size of cherries) I had to either pick out or just live with in my slush. Since the blender is very lightweight, this process was reasonably fast and, for my limited needs, acceptable. But do NOT buy this blender if you have visions of picnic tables covered with large pitchers of lemonade full of crushed ice.\\n\\nI will also note (though I didn't take off stars for it since size is noted in the description) that the 32-ounce size feels REALLY small. My old blender, 64 ounces, is usually too big for me...but the Waring is so small I probably will have to do two batches of many things I make.\\n\\nI got the stainless jug. I was worried it would annoy me not to see the progress of the blending but so far that has not been an issue. You can see a little through the see-through plastic middle of the top and if that's not enough.it's easy to take off the whole top and look.\\n\\nIn summary, things I like about this blender:\\n\\n1. Great one-piece design which eliminates hassle of screw-on bottom\\n2. Hygenic stainless steel jug\\n3. Simple design with two speeds. Who needs more anyway?\\n4. Nice metal switch for on/off and speed change, instead of those annoying press buttons that get gummy and dirty\\n\\nThings I don't like:\\n1. Doesn't blend particularly well ...Blades are small and don't seem to have good reach\\n2. The top has a little plastic center and small amounts of liquid seep through it during blending.\\n3. Small: I expected to find 32 ounces adequate but it feels barely so.\\n\\nThings I sometimes like and sometimes don't:\\nIt tends to foam the heck out of liquids, particularly on high. This is really nice for my almond milk because it makes a really nice frothy liquid. I didn't like the foam on my frozen lemonade.\",\n \"Product: Bandleader and inventor Fred Warring introduced the first blender in 1936, and this model pays tribute to that early version in its retro styling. A tall, old-fashioned-looking blender, it will crush ice and blend frozen fruit beautifully in a few seconds. This blender feels sturdy: the lid, with a cap that doubles as a 1-ounce measurer, fits securely, and the pitcher, made of thick, ridged glass, won't wobble. Many chefs prefer a blender rather than a food processor for soups and creamy sauces--the blades of a good blender whirl more quickly than those of a food processor and will refine a thin liquid such as cream of tomato soup to an incomparably silky texture. This blender is definitely up to that task. The fixed, self-cleaning stainless-steel blades on the base of the pitcher mean the lid is the only separate part to wash.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Innovative and wonderful design. Mediocre blending power.\\n\\nReview: If you like the way \\\"traditional\\\" blenders are designed, with screw off bottoms, stop reading. There are better, more powerful blenders out there for you.\\n\\nHowever, if like me, you hate screw-off bottoms (and have traumatic memories of epic messes caused when you didn't screw it on quite right), this blender offers an alternative one-piece design. It's simply a jar with a non-removable blade fastened in the bottom; the only thing that comes off is the lid. To clean it, you simply fill with water(add a very tiny amount of soap since it foams majorly) and whir it a few times. I was skeptical when I read that in reviews here, but it turned out to be much easier than taking the other blender apart and putting it in the dishwasher.\\n\\nThis blender advertises commercial power with 550 Watts. It does seem POWERFUL but the result isn't good blending. The four blades are really tiny and even though there is a lot of power coming out of the blender, this machine is not chopping food or ice as effectively as my old blender, which was a Krups. I would only buy this if, like me, your blending needs are minimal and you want a blender that is easy to use and reasonably sized.\\n\\nFor example, this Waring works great for my regular needs, which is mainly a few cups of almond milk in the mornings and an occasional banana milkshake. But if I were making margaritas for ten, I'd get a Vitamix.\\n\\nWhen I tried crushing ice on the Waring (I put in about 1.5 cups at first), the tiny blades pulverized the ice right around them but left the rest untouched. I tried putting in 5 or 6 cubes at a time, spooning out the crushed ice to completely empty the blender, putting in five or six more cubes etc.; That worked pretty well in that about 90% of the ice was perfectly crushed but there were still a few larger chunks (about the size of cherries) I had to either pick out or just live with in my slush. Since the blender is very lightweight, this process was reasonably fast and, for my limited needs, acceptable. But do NOT buy this blender if you have visions of picnic tables covered with large pitchers of lemonade full of crushed ice.\\n\\nI will also note (though I didn't take off stars for it since size is noted in the description) that the 32-ounce size feels REALLY small. My old blender, 64 ounces, is usually too big for me...but the Waring is so small I probably will have to do two batches of many things I make.\\n\\nI got the stainless jug. I was worried it would annoy me not to see the progress of the blending but so far that has not been an issue. You can see a little through the see-through plastic middle of the top and if that's not enough.it's easy to take off the whole top and look.\\n\\nIn summary, things I like about this blender:\\n\\n1. Great one-piece design which eliminates hassle of screw-on bottom\\n2. Hygenic stainless steel jug\\n3. Simple design with two speeds. Who needs more anyway?\\n4. Nice metal switch for on/off and speed change, instead of those annoying press buttons that get gummy and dirty\\n\\nThings I don't like:\\n1. Doesn't blend particularly well ...Blades are small and don't seem to have good reach\\n2. The top has a little plastic center and small amounts of liquid seep through it during blending.\\n3. Small: I expected to find 32 ounces adequate but it feels barely so.\\n\\nThings I sometimes like and sometimes don't:\\nIt tends to foam the heck out of liquids, particularly on high. This is really nice for my almond milk because it makes a really nice frothy liquid. I didn't like the foam on my frozen lemonade.\",\n \"Product: Joyce Chen's slogan \\\"Eastern Cookware for the Western Kitchen,\\\" reflects her focus on providing high-quality, versatile tools and products that have Asian flair, but can be used in a western kitchen. This 6\\\" Bamboo Steamer has two tiers to enable you to steam twice as much at the same time as a traditional steamer. On the lower level where the steam is more direct place your heavier vegetables like carrots, potatoes, or cauliflower. On the upper level place items that cook quicker like broccoli, zucchini, and asparagus. Steaming is a healthy, delicious cooking method -- adding no fat or grease while bringing out food's natural flavor. The perfect addition for any kitchen Bamboo will not swell, split, or absorb moisture. Bamboo is a grass - not wood - and an abundant renewable resource, so each time you use a bamboo kitchen tool, you may save the life of a beautiful tree. Bamboo is stronger than wood, dishwasher safe and will not scratch even your finest cookware. Good cooks everywhere will tell you that the proper accessories can make the difference between a cooking success and disaster. Joyce Chen opened her first restaurant in Cambridge, Massachusetts in 1958. The restaurant flourished, and in 1973 a larger Cambridge restaurant was opened. Chen also began writing Chinese cookbooks and in the 1970s began hosting a cooking show on public television. She found that the selection and quality of Chinese cookware in America didn't live up to her high standards so she developed her own. Today, Joyce Chen Products come from all over the Pacific Rim to bring the best of Asia to you.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nicely made and do a nice job steaming dumplings!\\n\\nReview: I bought this to make Chinese pork buns in Eileen Yin-Fe Lo's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Chinese-Kitchen-Recipes-Techniques-Ingredients-History-And-Memories-From-America-s-Leading-Authority-On-Chinese-Cooking/dp/0688158269/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Chinese Kitchen: Recipes, Techniques, Ingredients, History, And Memories From America's Leading Authority On Chinese Cooking</a>. I was immediately happy with the nice solid construction of these, was not disappointed when I tested them using the recipe. This can also be used to heat up frozen dumplings, such as Trader Joe's which are pretty good.\\n\\nHow to use: This steamer can be used directly in a wok over water without any other equipment. To figure out how much water to use, first place the steamer in the wok and see how much space is left underneath. Then remove the steamer, add water, bring to boil and place steamer directly on top; The sides of the wok will prevent it from slipping and touching the water. As the dumplings steam you can see the steam coming up through the top.\\n\\nThe FIRST time you use this, first wash thoroughly and rinse, soak all parts including the lid completely submerged in very hot water for a half hour (I used my sink plugged up for this). Then put the entire thing together and steam for a half hour while empty, turn off heat, and let cool. This causes the bamboo to expand and contract and the layers to fit together perfectly--I have used others without taking this step and I do see the difference in how nicely they fit together.\\n\\nThis item has two tiers. My dumplings came out identical in the top and bottom tiers, which is awesome.\\n\\nMy one disappointment with this is that there is ring adaptor attachment available that can allow this to fit on a regular pot rather than a wok. I do often use mine on a regular pot because I don't like putting water in my woks regularly. However, most regular pots are slightly smaller in diameter than this, resulting in the steamer hanging a bit off the edge. The result is if the heat is high, the flames can lap up and scorch the outside. I've ruined several and one time actually started a fire I had to put out! To combat this problem, there is a metal ring available (not from Joyce Chen) for the 10-inch steamers, but sadly not for this one! My solution is to turn the heat down a bit and sometimes moisten the bottom portion during steaming with a wet towel. Still, I sure would like an adaptor!\",\n \"Product: Regency reusable cookie sheet liner\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Handy, easy to cut, long-lasting and economical; Do note, they are Teflon coated\\n\\nReview: I purchased one of these for a simple purpose, making tuile (those curled French cookies), and ended up using it so often I bought several more.\\n\\nThese are an excellent non-stick paper. The size is 13 x17 size, but the super convenient thing is that they can easily be cut to fit your cookie sheets or other pans exactly. I cut several to fit my professional-sized baking sheets and a couple more in circles to fit my round layer cake pan ,which I usually line with a fresh sheet of parchment paper each time.\\n\\nMy original purpose was making tuile, which are small circles of cookies that are removed while hot and folded into the shape you want. You need to be able to get the cookie off the sheet fast, and oiling was a pain for large volume so I got these and my results were great, with a lot less fuss than trying to grease the sheet first.\\n\\nAfter finishing the tulle project, I realized this is very handy for making other recipes for which I normally use parchment paper underneath, such as baked Chinese pork buns. Another use was for making dumplings: instead of greasing and flouring the cookie sheet to store the just-made dumplings without sticking, I used this. Basically, whenever I might use parchment paper, I use this instead and wash instead of throwing out.\\n\\nSeveral reviews note it stains with grease. I haven't used any oil or butter on it since it's nonstick--if I use oil or butter I'd just put it directly on metal. My tuile cookies have a good amount of butter in the batter, but they aren't leaving a stain on this.\\n\\nAnd another caveat: I have not used this as a liner to make cookie other than the tuile, so I can't vouch for this use. That isn't to say it wouldn't work, but it isn't an application I'm interested in. Cookies bake great directly metal baking sheets (with no grease usually or sometimes with a thin layer) so I don't have any desire to change, especially given that this is, in fact, a chemically coated product.\\n\\nAnd yes, another review helpfully states, this product is made with Teflon non-stick coating. Amazon's listing does not state this, but I did check Regency's site to confirm. I am not a fan of Teflon, as well, it's a chemical and I prefer not to have it near my food. I do not have any other Teflon cooking items in my kitchen. However, I knew this was Teflon when I purchased it, and decided to make an exception due to its convenience.\\n\\n FYI, you can also get silicone baking liners, which tend to be more expensive. Some top experts (like Alton Brown) swear by them and say they are inert, and don't react with food. Others argue there just isn't enough research on them yet to know they are safe.\\n\\nFor me, these things are a matter of moderation. I don't think science is going to absolutely resolve the safety of this in our lifetime. Personally, I wouldn't have a kitchen full of Teflon or silicone I used daily, but once and a while is probably okay. Make your own call of course. Since I'm not certain silicone is better safety-wise than Teflon, and I like these, I'm happy with the product.\\n\\nTo clean, I rinse, or wipe lightly with a soapy sponge as needed, and drape over various kitchen objects to dry if I don't feel like towel drying it.\\n\\nAs of this writing, I have used and washed each sheet a dozen times or so and they show no sign of wear.\",\n \"Product: Made in Thailand of carved granite, this durable high quality product is an important tool for Thai cooking as well as around the world. Won't chip or crack. Each mortar is cut from a solid granite rock and carefully carved by hand. Hefty 15 lb weight, this product has remarkable visual appeal and is the finest mortar and pestle on the market. We use the finest raw material available. Also mentioned as the best mortar and pestle in America by magzine (Feb 16, 2007). Aslo recently got top endorsement from famous on TV Chef.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not just a mortar and pestle... A lifestyle!\\n\\nReview: I've had two marble mortar and pestles in my life. They were small and inefficient and fussy. I only used them when a recipe called for them. The rest of the time they sat in a drawer ... until I broke them accidentally.\\n\\nThis mortar and pestle--beautiful, rugged and large-- is an entirely different story. As soon as I took it out of the box it was love at first sight. I tried it out and quickly found that it is fun and satisfying to use. It is solid enough that you feel safe pounding stuff really hard. That makes it very efficient to use, and me, meditatively mind-cleansing!\\n\\nIn the first eight hours I owned it, I pulverized salt, crushed garlic, ground caraway seeds, whipped together a cashew butter mushed up an olive tapenade, crafted a butter-blue cheese spread and made the most amazing pesto ever. I've made a pesto a day since then and I\\\"m still just awed by how good it is.\\n\\nPurists say pesto is better in the mortar and pestle than in food processors, which is how I've always made it. I'm not sure if there's a meta reason why, but I can say mine came out the best in my life-at least in part because the hand method makes it easy to improvise and add ingredients until the flavor and texture is perfect.\\n\\nThe reason I say it is lifestyle changing as I immediately realized I am going to hardly ever use my food processor again. I was making a sweet-potato pie and I did the first batch of sweet potatoes in my excellent Cuisinart, I did the second one in the mortar just as fast and more pleasurably. After that there's no going back.... it's going to be a rare day I take out the food processor, plug it in, adjust the blade right, put the ingredients in, adjust the top, pulse, then take off the lid to scrape ingredients off the sides, pulse again etc. . And of course afterwards, take it apart and clean it. The mortar and pestle was WAY easier to use and a breeze to clean afterwards.\\n\\n It is also much more suited than the food processor to making small batches of anything--and since I typically cook for only one or two, that is going to mean a lot more impromptu pestos! Today I was able to make enough pesto in moments to dress a small bowl of orzo with no waste and no leftovers. I was also able to make just enough cashew butter for a sandwich in literally a minute. It was incredibly delicious, easy and cheap; I don't see any reason why I will ever buy a commercial nut butter again!\\n\\nI purchased the 2+ cup size of this item. I love this size. It is large enough to do a big batch of pesto or blend butter or smash potatoes efficiently. However it's still small enough that I can grind a teaspoon of spices without feeling they get lost in a giant cavern. The size of this item is just large enough so I can store it on the back edge of my counter and it doesn't impinge on my work space. The 3+ cup size is one inch larger in diameter--8 inches--which is a bit bigger than I want on my countertop permanently; the 1.5 cup size seems too small to me...why buy something that might be too small for some tasks when you can get one that takes up just a little more real-estate and will be more useful?\\n\\nWhen you first get this item, the directions say it must be cleaned first using an abrasive pad and then, they suggest, you can cut a lemon in quarters and crush it for practice and additional cleansing. My mortar and pestle looked clean out of the box but I decided to clean it anyway. All my Brillo pads are pre-treated with soap and that felt unappetizing to me for this item so I followed tips in these reviews to crush white rice. I added a little water and crushed up a couple of cups of rice to a paste, and then I crushed a lemon and I was done.\\n\\nThe instructions also say to fold a dishtowel and put it underneath to absorb impact and protect your countertop. I didn't like that idea since it adds another step (finding a dishtowel and folding it) every time I use this. If the dishtowel gets dirty, then it needs to be washed. So instead I bought this rubber mat: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Packing-Mat-8-x-6/dp/B001QD8VM4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Packing Mat, 8 x 6</a>. The mat is the perfect size to fit under the 2+ cup mortar and pestle and it works perfectly to absorb the impact. I love the combination and would recommend it to anyone.\\n\\nThe directions do not say how to clean after every use. This book <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Alchemy-of-the-Mortar-Pestle-The-Culinary-Library-Volume-1/dp/1451507119/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Alchemy of the Mortar & Pestle: The Culinary Library Volume 1</a> says to avoid soap and detergent because perfume particles can get into the stone and taint your food. I have been rinsing and wiping lightly dry with a paper towel, and so far so good! The book also says you can sanitize a stone mortar and pestle by heating in the oven at 350 degrees for ten minutes then turning off oven, opening door and letting cool until safe to take it out. If the manufacturer is reading this post I would love it if you could say if this is safe to do with your product! It seems like a smart idea to me if the product is ever used to smash up meat or raw dairy.\",\n \"Product: Beautifully designed serving bowl. Made in Italy. Classic enough for any entertaining need but perfect for everyday use. A perfect complement to Michelangelo Masterpiece stemware and barware.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice quality attractive bowls of a size and shape that make them very versatile.\\n\\nReview: It is nice heavy glass, and the shape and construction of the bowl is attractive.\\n\\nI bought two of these to use as smallish punch bowls. They worked great for that purpose. I was able to put 12 cups of punch in each one and have it look just full but not overfull. (You need at least 10 cups when using this as a punch bowl or it looks too empty.) To serve the punch, I purchased a [[ASIN:B00008WV43 Rosle Hook Portioning Ladle with Pouring Rim, 1.6 ounce].\\n\\nI'm doubly happy because I realized immediately that these are very versatile bowls which I'll use frequently. For example they will be just dandy for serving salad for a dinner party or on a buffet line. If I need another large mixing bowl when my others are used, I'll also reach for these.\",\n \"Product: Emile Henry Flame Top cookware, a technological innovation. An innovation in ceramics technology, Emile Henry's new line of Burgundy Clay Flame-Top ceramics products work directly on a gas flame or an electric or halogen hob without a diffuser, without any fear of cracking or breaking. Much lighter, (30%), than many types of comparable metal cookware products, Flame-Top is microwave and dishwasher-safe, cleans up very easily, is extremely strong and durable, goes under the broiler, and can go directly from a freezer or a refrigerator to a hot oven to the table, where it will retain the cooking heat for a very long time. This recent innovation from Emile Henry is a break-through in ceramics technology. Unlike most metal cookware products, Flame-Top cookware can sit on a very hot open flame for an extended period of time without any ingredients in the cook pot, and they will not crack, discolor or break. Perfect for braising, browning and slow cooking due to the incredibly gentle heat distribution properties of Burgundy Clay, Flame-Top products cook evenly and thoroughly when used on top of the stove, in the oven or even in the microwave. Enhancing this gentle cooking action are raised dots on the underneath side of each lid that evenly distribute evaporated juices directly back into the cooking food. This self-basting technique produces a more thoroughly cooked, tender and moist dish than with traditional lids, which force liquids to run down the sides of the pot, and which contribute to uneven cooking. Emile Henry Flame-Top ceramic cookware is light and versatile, and better brings out the flavors of all cooked foods.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beauty and Function...What more could you want?\\n\\nReview: While I have many metal stewpots, I purchased this to make recipes from <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Mediterranean-Clay-Pot-Cooking-Traditional-and-Modern-Recipes-to-Savor-and-Share/dp/076457633X/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Mediterranean Clay Pot Cooking: Traditional and Modern Recipes to Savor and Share</a> by Paula Wolfert.\\n\\nWhen it arrived, the color and workmanship was more stunningly beautiful than I expected--even though I have other Emile Henry pieces!\\n\\nAnd my first effort, a Corsican soup called Minestra, was amazing--probably the best soup I've ever made in my life.\\n\\nThis soup is traditionally made in a clay pot, not in metal. Would it have tasted as good if I made it in a metal pot? I honestly don't know. If ever I am cooking this soup for a large group, I'll make one recipe in a metal pot and one in this pot and post about the difference!\\n\\nBut what I can say objectively is it is clear that this pot holds heat a long time, which was handy when I used it as a serving dish. We ate our first bowls of soup in a leisurely way, with much conversation and caught up on each other's lives. It was easily a half hour before we wanted seconds (and you can bet everyone had seconds!) and the soup was still nice and hot in the clay pot!\\n\\nIn terms of using this on the stovetop, I followed the directions for its first use--boiling milk and letting the milk cool in the dish before washing. And then I followed good general procedures for clay pots on the stovetop and started on low heat and gradually raised it. I did not use a heat diffuser and had no problems on my first use, even though I put it at medium-high to bring it to a boil. I also have the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Emile-Henry-3-7-Quart-Tagine-Figue/dp/B001S94BR0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Emile Henry 3.7-Quart Tagine, Figue</a> (made of the same material as this) and have used it many times for nearly a year with no issues even at medium-high heat.\\n\\nAnd when I say \\\"medium high\\\" that is not because I'm necessarily afraid of putting them on high heat as long as I've raised the heat gradually. I don't mention high heat simply because this clay heats food so well the food is boiling easily at medium high. I've occasionally used my tagine on high but never for very long as it hasn't been necessary.\",\n \"Product: Luminarc is the oldest brand currently sold by Arc, launched in 1948. Arc International is a French manufacturer and distributor of household goods. The company was established in Arques, Pas-de-Calais, where it is still headquartered, as a glass-making firm under the name Verrerie des Sept Ecluses in 1825.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Hard plastic cap is terrible...why oh why did you ruin this classic product?\\n\\nReview: I have an older version of this jug...or rather I can say I had one because I dropped it and it shattered.\\n\\nI went online to Amazon to buy the same brand again. Well, when it arrived, the cap is completely different. My old cap is a wonderful soft plastic that fits tightly. I could shake the contents to mix without any escaping, or even turn it completely upside down.\\n\\nThe new cap is a flimsy annoying hard plastic that doesn't fit tightly in the top. In the closed setting if you try to shake the jar liquid spurts out the top. If you turn it over it leaks out on the edges. This is terrible for two reasons. First, I make a lot of drinks (lemonade with crushed mint for example) which need to be shaken to remix each time before pouring. And second, if the container isn't airtight, it won't keep as well in the fridge and will absorb odors.\\n\\nAnd to add insult to injury, while this plastic cap provides no useful seal it is also a PAIN to remove. So, how much worse can you get?\\n\\nIn any case, the good news is that my old soft plastic cap fits perfectly in the new pitcher. But since I also bought a smaller version of this (which also came with the hard annoying cap), I now have one good cap for two pitchers. When I use both, I skip the hard plastic cap and cover the top with tin foil. I see that Sur La Table has a similar-looking pitcher and I am going to go visit the store and see what the caps are like; I will repost if they have a better version than the one available here on Amazon.\\n\\nShame on you Arc/Luminarc for ruining a great product!\\n\\nfind a source I will post here.\\n\\nEdited to add that after a long hunt, I found a perfect replacement! <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Frigoverre-Glass-Beverage-Pitcher-Jug-with-Hermetic-Frosted-Lid-1-2-Liter/dp/B001JA5CSK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Frigoverre Glass Beverage Pitcher / Jug with Hermetic Frosted Lid. 1.2 Liter</a> This wonderful glass jar has a top that does seal completely, though you have to take the extra step of sealing it by turning the inner ring on the lid while holding the outer ring in place. I liked the old soft plastic cap on the Quadro better, but given that it no longer exists, I'm at least happy to find a well-made product that has a real airtight seal and can be turned upside down to shake.\",\n \"Product: Emile Henry Flame Top cookware, a technological innovation. An innovation in ceramics technology, Emile Henry's new line of Burgundy Clay Flame-Top ceramics products work directly on a gas flame or an electric or halogen hob without a diffuser, without any fear of cracking or breaking. Much lighter, (30%), than many types of comparable metal cookware products, Flame-Top is microwave and dishwasher-safe, cleans up very easily, is extremely strong and durable, goes under the broiler, and can go directly from a freezer or a refrigerator to a hot oven to the table, where it will retain the cooking heat for a very long time. This recent innovation from Emile Henry is a break-through in ceramics technology. Unlike most metal cookware products, Flame-Top cookware can sit on a very hot open flame for an extended period of time without any ingredients in the cook pot, and they will not crack, discolor or break. Perfect for braising, browning and slow cooking due to the incredibly gentle heat distribution properties of Burgundy Clay, Flame-Top products cook evenly and thoroughly when used on top of the stove, in the oven or even in the microwave. Enhancing this gentle cooking action are raised dots on the underneath side of each lid that evenly distribute evaporated juices directly back into the cooking food. This self-basting technique produces a more thoroughly cooked, tender and moist dish than with traditional lids, which force liquids to run down the sides of the pot, and which contribute to uneven cooking. Emile Henry Flame-Top ceramic cookware is light and versatile, and better brings out the flavors of all cooked foods.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful and makes the most amazing food!\\n\\nReview: I was worried when I read reports of cracking, but I searched high and low and didn't find a better stovetop-capable tagine available for sale at any price. So I bought it, and prepped as specified in the instructions by pouring in hot milk and letting it cool.\\n\\nI've used it twice and so far the results have been stunning! I love the way it slowly cooks things on low or medium heat. Onions turn in just a few minutes into the most beautiful softest most scrumptious ones I've ever seen. Meat and chicken cooks slowly and evenly and ends up moist and tender.\\n\\nThe size is just right to cook for four people--or to cook for one with a few days of leftovers. The size has been good for everything I've made so far from Paula Wolfert's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Food-of-Morocco/dp/0061957550/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Food of Morocco</a>, which I've also reviewed.\\n\\nThe tagine is beautiful to look at and I'm glad I chose the figue color which is deep and rich and more understated than the red or blue--which are also beautiful as I have these colors in lasagna pans and meatloaf pans. The material is easy to clean--a couple times it got a little crust on it where the meat browned but it came off easily.\\n\\nNote in May 2014: I am revisiting this review after 14 months of use and my opinion hasn't changed. I've used it once (or sometimes even twice a week) since I got it. The results are perfect every time, and the tagine has not cracked even on medium heat and occasionally on high. (Mostly there's no reason to go past medium when cooking a tagine, so I haven't tested on high often). If it ever cracks or wears, I will post an update!\",\n \"Product: Shake up your favorite salad dressing with this dressing shaker from Eva Solo. The three-piece set includes a 0.25-liter glass container, a spout, and a stopper. Just add oil, vinegar, and your favorite spices, shake well and serve. Eva Solo imparts exclusive Danish design to everyday objects in the home. Simplicity, distinct lines and a high degree of functionality characterize the products in the collection. Winner of a reddot design award. Designer: TOOLS.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best designed salad dressing dispenser in the world\\n\\nReview: Okay, I haven't tried every salad dressing dispenser in the world. But this is the best I've ever used, by a long shot. It's also gorgeous!\\n\\nThe rubber plug assembly has two stoppers--one at the bottom to keep the contents airtight and another at the top to stop the metal tube used to dispense the dressing. When the inner part is removed, you have a tiny carafe--fairly wide-mouthed--like a mini wine carafe.\\n\\nTo make your dressing, you just remove the inner part and pour the ingredients in. Then put the inner part back in and shake. When you're ready to serve, take off the top rubber stopper and you have a gorgeous metal tube to dispense the dressing.\\n\\nThis is a huge improvement over others I've used which have narrow necks so I had to mix in a bowl with a whisk and then pour into the recipient with a funnel. The rubber stopper also is much easier to use and clean that cork dispensers on others I've used. And I love the two-cork design. You can shake vigorously and nothing leaks.\\n\\nI also love that it's glass. I don't enjoy eating from plastic, even though I'm sure the better brands are bpa free.\\n\\nI like this so much I am immediately buying another one. It will serve for times I have two kinds of dressing to serve.\",\n \"Product: For five generations, the Henry family has been making tableware and bakeware in Marcigny, France. True to tradition all Emile Henry pieces are carefully crafted from Burgundy clay, found naturally in the region. The mineral-rich clay is combined with 100-percent natural ingredients to create a product unsurpassed for even heat distribution. Through the unique Ceradon process, each piece is fired with an extremely durable glaze that gives the finished product a naturally non-stick surface- which will not scratch from use or cleaning. All Emile Henry product is freezer, oven, broiler, microwave and dishwasher safe. Emile Henry is now proud to introduce a new line of dinner and cookware that combines hearty tradition and natural technology with modern form and hues. With the Urban Colors Collection, Emile Henry renews everyday oven and tableware with new shapes and colors. Warm, earthy tones: Slate, Sky, Sand, Figue and Nougat are the perfect addition to the modern home. The small rectangular dish is the essential baking piece. It can be used for side dishes, perfect for an entre for 2, or even desserts such as brownies. The urban design adds to any table setting when serving and the clean up is a breeze as it is dishwasher safe\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful and Functional! Recipe may take 10 minutes longer.\\n\\nReview: As soon as I found out that new Pyrex is made out of soda lime, not borosilicate, and that there have been complaints of shattering, I started looking for European alternatives to the new stuff.\\n\\nI found Emile Henry. All of the products can be taken directly from the freezer and put into the oven--a huge convenience if you want to make something ahead and bake it fresh! I love the beautiful blue color--even more gorgeous in person than in the pic--and the white interior.\\n\\nOne thing I'm not sure I like is that, because of the way the clay heats, recipes tend to take a few moments longer. I haven't remove a star for this because frankly, I like the Emile Henry so much I'm still grabbing it while the Pyrex in my cabinet is sitting unused. But this is a bit annoying, particularly when trying new recipes. So far I haven't seen any difference in quality--in fact the meatloaf and breads I've made in this seem if anything better.\\n\\nI haven't done a head-to-head test with Pyrex, and if I do, I'll post!\",\n \"Product: Full size 10-cup Food processor - for large batch processing Has 525 watts of power with 2 speeds plus pulse speed option for maximum versatility- 4 functions- slcing- shredding, crinkle cutting, & fine shredding f rom 2 reversible discs . Has large stainless steel chopping blade & oversized feed chute. Dishwasher safe bowl & blades .Internal cord storage\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The little food processor that could...\\n\\nReview: For basic needs, such as chopping vegetables, this is a great product for the price and probably exactly what you need. If you spend a lot of your free time cooking, and want to make salad dressings, doughs etc., you might want to invest in a more powerful more fully featured model.\\n\\nA bit of background: I bought this when my $250 Cuisinart, <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Cuisinart-FP-14DC-Elite-Collection-14-Cup-Food-Processor-Die-Cast/dp/B002I5DMU0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Cuisinart FP-14DC Elite Collection 14-Cup Food Processor, Die Cast</a>, died after six months of light use. I didn't want to buy another machine in that price range, because based both on my experience and some of the reviews, the build of the higher-end models does not justify the price. The very high end, Robot Coupe, starts at $600 or so...I want one, but it's well, very very expensive.\\n\\nSo enter Hamilton Beach. This is a great machine for the price--I paid $50 but it is now on sale for $30. Its overall quality--lighter plastic styling etc.--is below higher end products and it lacks wattage and features. My Cuisinart was 1000 Watts and had three bowls and a little gizmo that controls the speed liquids enter into the bowl, freeing you up to do other tasks when you need to slowly pour in a liquid, such as oil from salad dressing.\\n\\nThat said, it dices onions and other veggies like a champ. Whirrr, it's done and just as well as a much more expensive machine. It's simple design and wattage seem perfectly made for these tasks.\\n\\nIf vegetable cutting was my main use for food processors, I would be thrilled with this purchase. However, while I do often chop onions in the food processor, my main two uses for it are making bread dough and salad dressings. For the latter, I miss the little gizmo with holes to slowly release the oil so I don't have to stand over it and pour it in slowly so it emulsifies; I thought all food processors had this, but I guess not!\\n\\nAnd, at 525 Watts, it's a bit underpowered for bread dough. I've started to call this \\\"the little food processor that could\\\" since it struggles so mightily to mix thick doughs. And so far, with three loaves successfully completed, the Hamilton Beach has been up to the task. But it's obviously working hard, and once I smelled a burning smell from the motor and had to stop and rest it. I wouldn't be surprised if it dies pretty soon if I keep making bread in it. If you want to occasionally make a bread dough, it should be fine, but it probably wasn't a good choice for me as I'm constantly making bread.\\n\\nAnother issue I've had while making dough and salad dressings is that the contents seep up under the blade and into the central shaft. It's just a small amount of leakage, but it does mean extra cleaning. I'm not sure why this is happening as the bowl has not been overfull when this happened. I had no issues with solid stuff like onions--just llquids and gooey stuff like dough.\\n\\nAll those criticism aside, there is one thing I love, and I mean LOVE about this machine. Compared with my two Cuisinarts, the safety lock mechanism is simple, easy and hassle free. Both the Cuisinarts, and especially the newest \\\"Elite\\\" model linked above, were very fussy to get started. The Elite had to be secured down perfectly in six places for the safety lock mechanism to greenlight the motor to start...it felt like it took FOREVER to make sure everything was lined up right. (In fact that's what ultimately broke it...some issue with the safety lock.) This Hamilton Beach machine is as it should be. You put the bowl on, turn it, put the lid on and zoom, your motor is starting! It was such a relief after all that nonsense with the Cuisinart that I almost cried.\\n\\nOverall, I give this 2.5 stars as a food processor overall but four stars in its $50 and under price category....if that's what you want to spend, I doubt you'll do much better than this.\\n\\nUpdate: This item is still going strong nine months after purchase, which is more than I can say for my pricey Cuisinart. I'll come back and update if it dies, but so far, for the price, this is a very solid offering.\",\n \"Product: The little \\\"No Dial\\\" Crock-Pot 1.5-quart Round Manual Slow Cooker is a great accessory for small gatherings, impromptu get-togethers, and quick meals. It cooks and warms dips, sauces, single-person meals, and more in no time. No matter the recipe or the occasion, this small slow cooker keeps the temperature steady so your food tastes scrumptious.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute and nice size--but no temperature control\\n\\nReview: This crock pot is the perfect size to make steel cut oats overnight. It perfectly holds my normal recipe of four cups water to 1 cup oats.\\n\\nBut I should have read the reviews before buying as I did not realize there would be no temperature control! This crockpot's single setting is supposed to be equivalent to low on most crockpots, but as other reviews note it is a little warmer than that. I sleep eight or nine hours and that is way too long to cook oatmeal on low-medium. I will be buying another brand of 1.5 quart crockpot to cook my oatmeal, with three temperature settings. I plan to add an external timer to it made by Rival; Rival claims its Timer works on most brands of crockpot, so I'm going to give it a try!\\n\\nThis crock pot would be excellent for keeping gravy warm at a buffet. I'm going to keep it for that. However, if I were buying again I definitely would buy one of the several brands which have a temperature settings. Those models are the same price and offer an additional feature.\",\n \"Product: The user-friendly OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is ideal for weighing ingredients --baking essentials, meat, produce, herbs, spices and more. The easy-to-read digital display features large numbers and measures in 1/8-ounce (US) and 1-gram (metric) increments for exceptional accuracy. Place food directly on the stainless steel platform or on a plate or in a bowl. The digital display easily pulls away from the base to prevent shadowing from large plates or bowls. An optional backlight illuminates the display for extra visibility and a convenient weight indicator shows how much of the 11-lb capacity is left. Press the Zero button to offset the weight of a container or to reset the weight before adding additional ingredients. The Scales stainless steel platform can be removed for quick handwashing and thin profile and cordless design ensure easy setup, cleanup and storage. Intended for cooking, baking, diet portion measurement and more, the OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is highly recommended by Cooks Illustrated. Four AAA batteries included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gorgeous, simple to use and easy to clean!\\n\\nReview: I almost didn't buy this scale because the reviews here complained about an annoying three-minute shutoff feature. When it arrived, I was delighted to see that the instructions say the scale shuts off after six minutes, and retains the data. I put a stick of butter on the scale, started a stopwatch and waited; sure enough, it shut off after exactly six minutes. Touch any key and it turns back on again--with the information saved. So it sounds as if Oxo listened to the complaints and made a design change....if so, yay for Amazon reviewers.\\n\\nI've only used this scale a few times, so below is my initial impressions. I will update this review if my opinion changes:\\n\\nPROS\\n*The scale is gorgeous. It is black with a stainless weighing surface and the 'look' of it is the nicest I've seen.\\n*It is very easy to use and intuitive. I went hunting for the instrucitons and they ended up being a tiny little two page booklet...super simple!\\n*I love the pullout display, which is attached by a cable to the main unit. I have always had a huge issue seeing the display on scales when the bowl I'm weighing covers the display or casts a shadow.\\n*The backlight feature, which you can activate with a touch of a button, makes a beautiful blue glow that makes the display super easy to read. This feature has been gently mocked in other reviews, but in fact for those of us a bit older who don't see as well it is super handy!\\n*The stainless top removes for cleaning. Nice!\\n*The max weight of 11 pounds is awesome. My old one was four pounds, which meant I couldn't use my favorite bowl on it as the bowl alone is about four pounds. this scale allows me to place my large mixing bowl and as much flour as can fit in it and still not max out. Yay!\\n*The batteries go in easily and fit properly in the unit. I threw out my old Tanita because it was a giant pain to insert them end to end without them popping out...and ultimately they never got in fully and the scale was showing as low battery even with four new batteries installed.\\n\\nCONS:\\n*The removable top isn't dishwasher safe. You need to wash it by hand.\\n*When you turn it on, the display takes about three seconds to get ready. While you're waiting you see a countdown with the numbers 3-2-1 and then it is ready for use. I find this annoying since I hate to wait...but I suppose making an instant on feature would cost a lot more so perhaps a fair trade-off.\\n*Instructions do not state its accuracy. The Oxo web site says it measures in 1/8 ounce increments. Does that mean it is accurate to 1/8 ounces? I have a scientific background and would prefer to know the margin of error. I can say that I weighed a stick of butter and it came up as exactly four ounces.\\n\\nFor me at least, the cons are minor and I LOVE this scale. The one remaining issue is how long it lasts. I'll check in and update this review if I have any problems.\",\n \"Product: Rubbermaid Ice Bin Bin holds 4 full trays of loose cubes. Compact design takes up minimum space. White. 12.1\\\" x 5.5\\\" x 6.12\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Serviceable little ice bin...But not pretty!\\n\\nReview: At least one of my four stars is for Made in USA which I really appreciate.\\n\\nThis is a serviceable little plastic ice bin, about the right size and shape to fit into most refrigerators and use most ice trays.\\n\\nI'm not crazy about it, primarily because it is not the exact size and shape I want in my particular fridge, so I'm using until I find better. I particularly dislike the tapered bottom. Why is it smaller at the bottom? That's a waste of space since it's still going to take up the footprint of the top part on your shelf.\\n\\nI also find it pretty cheap and unattractive looking. Many many not care in an ice tray, but I do as I'm kind of aeverything-gorgeous-in-my-kitchen kinda girl.\\n\\nBut I can't in fairness take off more than one star for it being pedestrian looking so...there you go, objectively four stars for a product that does what it says it will and which looks only a little uglier in person than it's pic.\\n\\nPROS\\n\\nAbout the right size and shape to hold ice\\nLightweight.\\nDishwasher safe\\n\\nCONS\\n\\nNo lid to keep out smells. I suppose people who use ice trays put them on top. I have automatic ice but also like to have a bin of ready-made ice available in the freezer.\\nKind of ugly and cheap looking in design. It looks kind of like anything you might buy at Target. Can I fault it? No. But I don't like it.\\nTapered at the bottom which seems like a waste of space. Why not make it the same size all the way up and down because otherwise you are just wasting space in your freezer.\",\n \"Product: The little \\\"No Dial\\\" Crock-Pot 1.5-quart Round Manual Slow Cooker is a great accessory for small gatherings, impromptu get-togethers, and quick meals. It cooks and warms dips, sauces, single-person meals, and more in no time. No matter the recipe or the occasion, this small slow cooker keeps the temperature steady so your food tastes scrumptious.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cute and nice size--but no temperature control\\n\\nReview: This crock pot is the perfect size to make steel cut oats overnight. It perfectly holds my normal recipe of four cups water to 1 cup oats.\\n\\nBut I should have read the reviews before buying as I did not realize there would be no temperature control! This crockpot's single setting is supposed to be equivalent to low on most crockpots, but as other reviews note it is a little warmer than that. I sleep eight or nine hours and that is way too long to cook oatmeal on low-medium. I will be buying another brand of 1.5 quart crockpot to cook my oatmeal, with three temperature settings. I plan to add an external timer to it made by Rival; Rival claims its Timer works on most brands of crockpot, so I'm going to give it a try!\\n\\nThis crock pot would be excellent for keeping gravy warm at a buffet. I'm going to keep it for that. However, if I were buying again I definitely would buy one of the several brands which have a temperature settings. Those models are the same price and offer an additional feature.\",\n \"Product: The user-friendly OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is ideal for weighing ingredients --baking essentials, meat, produce, herbs, spices and more. The easy-to-read digital display features large numbers and measures in 1/8-ounce (US) and 1-gram (metric) increments for exceptional accuracy. Place food directly on the stainless steel platform or on a plate or in a bowl. The digital display easily pulls away from the base to prevent shadowing from large plates or bowls. An optional backlight illuminates the display for extra visibility and a convenient weight indicator shows how much of the 11-lb capacity is left. Press the Zero button to offset the weight of a container or to reset the weight before adding additional ingredients. The Scales stainless steel platform can be removed for quick handwashing and thin profile and cordless design ensure easy setup, cleanup and storage. Intended for cooking, baking, diet portion measurement and more, the OXO Good Grips Food Scale with Pull-Out Display is highly recommended by Cooks Illustrated. Four AAA batteries included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gorgeous, simple to use and easy to clean!\\n\\nReview: I almost didn't buy this scale because the reviews here complained about an annoying three-minute shutoff feature. When it arrived, I was delighted to see that the instructions say the scale shuts off after six minutes, and retains the data. I put a stick of butter on the scale, started a stopwatch and waited; sure enough, it shut off after exactly six minutes. Touch any key and it turns back on again--with the information saved. So it sounds as if Oxo listened to the complaints and made a design change....if so, yay for Amazon reviewers.\\n\\nI've only used this scale a few times, so below is my initial impressions. I will update this review if my opinion changes:\\n\\nPROS\\n*The scale is gorgeous. It is black with a stainless weighing surface and the 'look' of it is the nicest I've seen.\\n*It is very easy to use and intuitive. I went hunting for the instrucitons and they ended up being a tiny little two page booklet...super simple!\\n*I love the pullout display, which is attached by a cable to the main unit. I have always had a huge issue seeing the display on scales when the bowl I'm weighing covers the display or casts a shadow.\\n*The backlight feature, which you can activate with a touch of a button, makes a beautiful blue glow that makes the display super easy to read. This feature has been gently mocked in other reviews, but in fact for those of us a bit older who don't see as well it is super handy!\\n*The stainless top removes for cleaning. Nice!\\n*The max weight of 11 pounds is awesome. My old one was four pounds, which meant I couldn't use my favorite bowl on it as the bowl alone is about four pounds. this scale allows me to place my large mixing bowl and as much flour as can fit in it and still not max out. Yay!\\n*The batteries go in easily and fit properly in the unit. I threw out my old Tanita because it was a giant pain to insert them end to end without them popping out...and ultimately they never got in fully and the scale was showing as low battery even with four new batteries installed.\\n\\nCONS:\\n*The removable top isn't dishwasher safe. You need to wash it by hand.\\n*When you turn it on, the display takes about three seconds to get ready. While you're waiting you see a countdown with the numbers 3-2-1 and then it is ready for use. I find this annoying since I hate to wait...but I suppose making an instant on feature would cost a lot more so perhaps a fair trade-off.\\n*Instructions do not state its accuracy. The Oxo web site says it measures in 1/8 ounce increments. Does that mean it is accurate to 1/8 ounces? I have a scientific background and would prefer to know the margin of error. I can say that I weighed a stick of butter and it came up as exactly four ounces.\\n\\nFor me at least, the cons are minor and I LOVE this scale. The one remaining issue is how long it lasts. I'll check in and update this review if I have any problems.\",\n \"Product: Rubbermaid Ice Bin Bin holds 4 full trays of loose cubes. Compact design takes up minimum space. White. 12.1\\\" x 5.5\\\" x 6.12\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Serviceable little ice bin...But not pretty!\\n\\nReview: At least one of my four stars is for Made in USA which I really appreciate.\\n\\nThis is a serviceable little plastic ice bin, about the right size and shape to fit into most refrigerators and use most ice trays.\\n\\nI'm not crazy about it, primarily because it is not the exact size and shape I want in my particular fridge, so I'm using until I find better. I particularly dislike the tapered bottom. Why is it smaller at the bottom? That's a waste of space since it's still going to take up the footprint of the top part on your shelf.\\n\\nI also find it pretty cheap and unattractive looking. Many many not care in an ice tray, but I do as I'm kind of aeverything-gorgeous-in-my-kitchen kinda girl.\\n\\nBut I can't in fairness take off more than one star for it being pedestrian looking so...there you go, objectively four stars for a product that does what it says it will and which looks only a little uglier in person than it's pic.\\n\\nPROS\\n\\nAbout the right size and shape to hold ice\\nLightweight.\\nDishwasher safe\\n\\nCONS\\n\\nNo lid to keep out smells. I suppose people who use ice trays put them on top. I have automatic ice but also like to have a bin of ready-made ice available in the freezer.\\nKind of ugly and cheap looking in design. It looks kind of like anything you might buy at Target. Can I fault it? No. But I don't like it.\\nTapered at the bottom which seems like a waste of space. Why not make it the same size all the way up and down because otherwise you are just wasting space in your freezer.\",\n \"Product: A one handed, easy squeeze garlic press with oversized chamber that accommodates several cloves at once including elephant cloves.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Long learning curve--and then it breaks\\n\\nReview: I am editing my earlier review to say that once I learned to use the darn thing, it broke. I used it about three or four times before it broke. Do NOT buy this press. I wasted my money and don't want anyone else to!\\n\\nHere is what I wrote originally:\\n\\nThis press works great, but there is a huge learning curve. At first I was totally lost, as the instructions that came with it were not clear. Two of us spent 15 minutes in the kitchen trying to take it apart for cleaning, until extreme frustration set in. Then I discovered the video at [...]. That taught me how to use it, and now I love it!\\n\\nI love this press because it fits more garlic than any other press I've used, and it is so strong you don't even have to take off the skin. The skin stays inside the press and the good part squeezes out. That's huge when you eat as much garlic as I do!\\n\\nIt also comes apart for cleaning, which is a huge time saver.\",\n \"Product: Regency Natural Cheesecloth is made of 100% natural cotton. Bleach free. The Ultra fine grade is ideal for straining, steaming, basting, canning and hundreds of uses in the kitchen and around the home.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice quality, and finer than other \\\"natural\\\" cheesecloths I've bought\\n\\nReview: This is my favorite natural cheesecloth so far, so I'm inspired to write a review. One problem I've had with natural cheesecloths is that several brands have fairly large holes, even if they are labeled fine. The \\\"ultra fine\\\" designation on this one is actually accurate. This morning in making almond milk I doubled the cheesecloth out of habit and it was so fine that the milk didn't strain through at all. From now on I will be using just a single thickness of this product for most uses!\\n\\nThe price of $5 for a 9 inch square is a bit higher than other brands, but I will save money by not needing to double it. I usually use a square about 6 inches by 6 inches, so I expect to get about 18 uses out of it--or about 27 cents per use.\\n\\nFor my purposes that's cheap enough. For those who use a lot of cheesecloth, you might consider buying in bulk at a fabric store or online fabric retailer.\\n\\nMany readers may already be here because they want a natural cheesecloth. For those used to \\\"conventional\\\" bright white supermarket cheesecloth, I'd like to note that this is muslin beige color. I prefer natural cheesecloth since I see no reason to put bleach in the environment as this color is just as nice as the white. I also find the idea of bleach having been on the fabric unappetizing, though I'm sure it's all washed off.\",\n \"Product: The panacea log tote easily carries your logs from the log rack to your fireplace. This sturdy carrier features a strong canvas-like body, with reinforced fabric handles. The enclosed ends prevent logs from slipping out, and the extra depth allows you to carry several logs at once. The black canvas-like and cream colored trim add a classic look to the piece, and it can be folded for easy storage when not in use. Bring your fire logs indoors with help from this log tote. Available in black color. Measures 27-inch width by 12-inch height by 12-inch depth.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Canvas is a big lie! But mine is holding up under heavy use.\\n\\nReview: The description, which says canvas, is in fact a big FAT LIE and they should change it. The label clearly says polyester/PVC and Made in China.\\n\\nHowever, as much as I loathe companies that misrepresent stuff, I have to say that for $12 this is a darn nifty product which, at least for me, has held up very well under heavy use for a year. I don't discount the experience of the folks who say they've got holes from light use--I believe them--but my two totes have been used to carry about 1.5 cords of wood each and the material is showing no holes or signs of wear. I'll update this review if I have any problems!\\n\\nThe handles are sturdy and comfortable. Looks wise, these are attractive, or at least not ugly! From a few feet away they do look like canvas! The sides are designed to help keep wood chips off your floor, but personally I'm lazy and in a hurry so I throw the tote on the ground, toss the wood on 'em, fold 'em up like a taco and hightail it back inside. With this method, the \\\"sides\\\" are flat, under the wood. If you want to use the sides as shown in the pic you have to load the wood more carefully. I don't find wood chips fall out using the taco method, and if one does, I can always sweep it up later.\\n\\nI bought two, and I'm glad I did as it's much more comfortable to carry two moderately heavy loads than one big one. And of course I want to carry the wood as efficiently as possible! Each tote can easily hold 7 or 8 logs but I put in only about 5 or 6 and take one in each hand. So with each trip out, I can carry 10 or 12 logs. That's more than double per load what I can carry cradled in my arms and way more comfortable!\\n\\nI knocked off one star in my review for the misrepresentation in the headline; if it weren't for that I'd have to give this five stars!\\n\\nAnother note for those that are comparison shopping: When I originally bought these a year or so ago, I hunted for a quality American made canvas product and did not find a product I liked better. Frontgate has some leather products in the $200 price range but the handles didn't look sturdy, leather is heavy and I just don't like the design--especially for that price. LL Bean has a nice one called Dura-Tough now selling for $34.50, but it is shaped more like a open gym bag with stiff sides, making the taco method impractical! I even went to a fancy boutique fire place store and guess what they had? This exact Panacea model, but at a big markup! If you are going to buy this utilitarian, made-in-China but well-designed little tote, this seller's price is a good deal.\\n\\n If you want the sides to be firmer (which means you DON'T adhere to the taco method) you might want to spring a few more bucks for the LL Bean model. For non-taco loaders (burrito?) that one looks a lot easier to load because you can just place it there and toss the wood in it without fussing to make sure the floppy sides stay up. But, to be clear, even for double the price that one is also synthetic! It is labeled \\\"polyester canvas.\\\" What the heck is polyester canvas? To me, canvas is a natural fiber and the dictionary definies it as \\\"a firm closely woven cloth usually of linen, hemp, or cotton used for clothing and formerly much used for tents and sails.\\\" I guess polyester canvas is marketing term meaning a canvas-like material made out of polyester. Nice spin guys; we wouldn't buy it if it said polyester cloth. In any case at least, unlike this item, LL Bean's description clearly gives you a red flag that it isn't \\\"real\\\" canvas!\",\n \"Product: MAT, PACKING, 8 X 6 210775\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Solid and great for use under a mortar and pestle!\\n\\nReview: I know this is for coffee tamping, but I bought it to use under a large, heavy mortar and pestle. It works great! It is just the right size for my 7-inch diameter mortar with a little bit of material left on either side. I bought it to use with the 2+ cup version of this item: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Stone-Granite-Mortar-and-Pestle-7-in-2-cup-capacity/dp/B000163N6G/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Stone (Granite) Mortar and Pestle, 7 in, 2+ cup capacity</a>\\n\\n The mat provides a good solid cushion and does not slip on my countertop. I felt very safe pounding hard with the pestle without worrying about my countertop.\\n\\nThe one thing I didn't like is that when I took this out of the box it smelled like a rubber factory. I never thought of rubber as smelling that strong! REVIEW UPDATED to say that this smell faded within a week and I love this mat. After using it more, and now that the smell is gone, I am updating my stars to five.\",\n \"Product: Holds 100' of hose. Material: Wrought Iron. Powder Coated. Color: Flat Black. Satisfaction ensured. Manufactured to the Highest Quality Available.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Pretty but narrow base makes it hard to insert screws\\n\\nReview: First of all, this is a lovely looking little hook. I like that it is cast iron and the design is very pretty.\\n\\nHowever, I was disappointed to see that the base was so narrow that it is not easy to insert the screws without your screwdriver or drill jamming into the arc of the hook. In fact, for me, it was impossible and I had to enter the screws at an angle. This made installation harder and resulted in screws not completely flat. It would have been easy to make the back plate just a bit bigger to make installation easier.\\n\\nAlso, the screws supplied with this appear to be regular indoor screws covered with black paint. They will likely rust. I substituted some of the greenish rust-free outdoor screws. I don't like that the makers of this product thought only of appearance and not about durability.\\n\\nAnother thing to consider before you buy this is that if your house has siding, it won't attach easily. I attached mine to the wood trim at the base of my house, but it's a bit low and the hose touches the ground. I think if I keep this hook I will eventually construct a vertical wood beam to attach it to. I didn't take off points for this issue, as of course it's not the product's fault I don't have a wood house. But I\\\"m putting it here because it's something to consider before buying.\",\n \"Product: This pizza peel will keep pizzas flying into the oven without making a mess or risking a burn. Peels is made of aluminum material and handle is made of wood. This aluminum pizza peel works best for placing pizzas into the oven because the surface is slick enough to prevent the dough from sticking to the peel and the rectangular shape prevents an uncooked pizza from sagging over the edge. Blade measures 12-inch width by 14-inch length and handle 12-inch length.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice long handle, easy to clean and nice slippery surface\\n\\nReview: A pizza peel is used to slide prepared raw pizza, or a round of bread dough, onto a hot pizza stone in the oven. To prevent the dough from sticking, you first put flour or cornmeal on the peel, then place the dough on it. Supposedly, then, you place the tip of the pizza peel where you want the far end of the pizza to land, then do a skillful little maneuver in which you shove the peel away from you to get the pizza sliding away from you then smoothly pull the peel back toward you, leaving the gorgeous pizza on the stone.\\n\\nAs anyone who has tried it knows, it's not as easy as it sounds. The first few times you do it the pizza sticks to the peel before finally tumbling onto the stone, resulting in a surrealistic looking shape and possibly pizza topping everywhere and a cook's bruised ego.\\n\\nI have learned to do this with a wooden peel <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Pizza-Peel-Paddle-Amish-Made-in-the-USA/dp/B009Z4Z5S4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Pizza Peel / Paddle, Amish Made in the USA</a>. However, I must say the metal one makes it easier, and I highly recommend this one for anyone new to using a pizza peel. Overall, there are two big advantages of a metal peel over a wooden one:\\n\\n1. It is very slippery so the pizza or bread slides off more easily. The wooden one requires using more cornmeal. In addition, I do a small movement to 'test slide' the pizza before putting it on the stone. If it appears any part of it is sticking, I add more cornmeal under that spot. The metal board is much more forgiving. Out of habit I still jiggle it to confirm the pizza is slipping on it like a newbie skater on the ice--but so far I've used it a dozen times and never had to add cornmeal.\\n2. It is easier to clean.\\n\\nAn additional advantage of this particular metal one is the super long handle, which allows you to transfer the pizza to the stone with your hands even further away, and for me at least it leads to a slightly speedier and stress free operation.\\n\\nThe long handle has one disadvantage for me: It doesn't fit into any of my kitchen cabinets. I keep my wooden peel (with shorter handle) next to cookie sheets in a cabinet with shelves for such objects, but this one is just too long. I ended up keeping at the back of my kitchen counter, propped up against the wall behind the mixmaster; works for me but if this is a deal breaker make sure you have a place to put this before purchasing.\",\n \"Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 5 year warranty against defects.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I keep washing them so I don't have to use any other bowls!\\n\\nReview: I got these bowls at the height of holiday baking and I loved them as soon as I took them out of the box. They are gorgeous, perfectly shaped for baking, mixing meatloafs etc. They are such a pleasure to use that I keep rewashing them immediately so I don't have to use any of my 'lesser' bowls. (They are dishwaster safe though.)\\n\\nI love the vibrant blue on the outside, and the white on the inside--since I like a white surface touching my food just for asthetic reasons.\\n\\nSince these are mixing bowls I don't care much about the feature that they can be taken from the freezer to go directly into the oven--but it's great to know they can withstand massive temperature variations if they need to.\\n\\nOne note about the shape: Since they are ideally shaped for cooking and mixing stuff (on the tall side) they wouldn't make attractive serving bowls. You could use them as a serving bowl, but the shape just screams \\\"mixing bowl.\\\" So don't buy them expecting that they''ll do double duty as mixing and serving bowls.\",\n \"Product: For five generations, Emile Henry has been making bakeware, cookware and tableware in Marcigny, France. True to tradition, all Emile Henry pieces are carefully hand-crafted from Burgundy clay which is found naturally in the region. The mineral-rich clay is combined with 100-percent natural ingredients to create Flame Top, an innovative line of ceramic cookware that is lightweight, versatile, and unsurpassed for even heat distribution. The Emile Henry Pizza Stone features the superior heat properties of Burgundy clay with Flame Top technology turning your grill into an outdoor pizza oven. This pizza stone is designed to be used on grills; gas, charcoal and natural wood; in ovens; conventional and convection; can also be used under the broiler over an open flame. The stone heats very quickly and evenly, can withstand high temperatures and is resistant to mechanical or thermal shock. The Emile Henry Pizza stone is lighter than other stones and has integrated handles for easy transportation. A unique micro-crazed glazing makes a crispy, well-baked crust and is stain resistant. It will not become sticky or stained over time and you can cut directly on the stone without cutting or scratching the surface. Clean up is easy with soap and water and unlike non-glazed stones-it is also dishwasher safe. The stone can also be used as a grilling platter and is ideal for baking breads. Microwave, broiler, convection and conventional oven safe is has a 2 year warranty against manufacturing defects.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful and makes great bread!\\n\\nReview: This is pretty and a pleasure to use. The glaze gives me the impression that it's clean and hygenic, and the breads come out delicious with a crunchy crust and soft inside.\\n\\nWhile it's labeled a pizza stone I've been using it to make Middle Eastern style flatbreads. Flatbreads are surprisingly simple: Mix it in the food processor, let it rise 45 minutes and put it on the stone. I've used this product both in the oven (my breads baked 400 degrees for 20 minutes) and on my charcoal grill. The size is perfect to fit my 18 inch round Weber grill, and my guests really enjoy watching bread being made on the grill!\\n\\n If anyone wants some recipes, check out<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-Food-of-Morocco/dp/0061957550/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The Food of Morocco</a>. I particularly like the super easy Marrakech Tagine Bread and the Berber Skillet Bread, which also easy but must be planned 48 hours in advance because there's a garlic starter to ferment.\\n\\nOther than the appearance, the difference between this and other pizza stones I've used are:\\n\\n* This product has handles on the sides, which are convenient, particularly for removing it from a hot BBQ grill.\\n\\n* It has a nice heft to it, which contributes to the pleasure of using it though I don't know (yet) if it improves cooking. My other round pizza stone is much lighter.\\n\\n* I like the glaze, which is common to all Emile Henry products.\\n\\nThe glaze is shiny and easy to clean. Most of the time I need only to rinse and everything comes off quickly. Occasionally, when I've cooked a particularly sticky bread, I use a blue scrunchy with no soap...still very easy.\\n\\nThe other thing I like about the glaze is that it gives me the impression that it is hygienic and and makes my food look appetizing. My other pizza stones are porous beige ones (the kind you see everywhere) and stain easily, giving the impression that they're dirty. I admit, this is probably more about how I feel than logic. A pizza stone is heated in the oven at 400 degrees, so what could be possibly living on there? But food is fun for me, and I like the clean-looking pretty glaze!\\n\\nI just did a head-to-head bake off between the Emile Henry and an inexpensive Made in China porous beige pizza stone. I used the Marrakech Tagine Bread, which cooks 20 minutes at 400 degrees. I put the stones in two separate side-by-side ovens and preheated both for an hour. I put two small loaves on each stone and baked for 20 minutes. When the timer rang, I lifted the the Emile Henry easily out of the oven by its handles. With the beige stone, I fumbled trying to get my fingers underneath the sides and I burned my finger on the oven rack.\\n\\n Performance-wise, they were similar. The bread baked on the Emile Henry was ready at exactly 20 minutes, as specified by the recipe. The bread cooked on the less expensive beige stone was not quite done, and needed to be returned to the oven for two more minutes. This is most likely because the Emile Henry is thicker and radiates and holds more heat. Oddly I have the opposite issue with Emile Henry baking dishes--they take a long time to heat up and so food takes *longer* to cook. Once both breads were perfectly cooked they were identical. Both had a golden-brown slightly crunchy crust on the bottom. Both were equally delicious!\\n\\nSo overall, I would say that if you can afford it, you will get a lot of pleasure out of the Emile Henry pizza stone. But at least on this one test baking flatbreads I got equally good results using a budget product. UPDATE: Since writing this initial review I have also started making pizza on this stone. I preheat the oven at 500 degrees for 40 minutes and I get the same nice crunchy crust on this stone and on budget stones.\\n\\n My conclusion is that this premium product does not perform better than less expensive stones but it is equivalent in performance, and I like it for the handles and the easy-to-clean surface.\",\n \"Product: Prepping, cooking and cleaning up your favorite meals takes enough time and effort, so storing leftovers or toting lunch to the office should be easy and mess-free. Thats why the OXO Good Grips LockTop Containers were designed with leakproof, airtight lids that snap on easily and confidently. Just push the outer frame down onto the lid to engage the inner locking tabs and silicone ring for an instant, spill-proof seal. Durable, BPA-free Tritan Container bodies resist warping and staining, and are crystal clear to reveal contents inside. Lids are also clear to make contents viewable from above. Containers safely go from the freezer, to the microwave, to the dishwasher. LockTop bodies nest inside each other for convenient storage and each lid fits multiple Container sizes. Containers stack neatly without toppling, to optimize space in the refrigerator or freezer. 101.4-ounce Large Rectangle is ideal size for lasagna, brownies and more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The one missing piece in Oxo's Locktop collection\\n\\nReview: Say I have half a can tomato paste left after making a recipe. Or a few nuts for lunch. Some honey for my yogurt on the go. A half a lemon etc. For those applications you want a really tiny container.\\n\\nI had the rest of the Oxo Locktop collection, but the the one complaint I had is that the smallest \\\"regular\\\" container in the collection is too big for those uses.\\n\\nThis new set fills the gap and allows me to have 100% Oxo in my \\\"tupperware\\\" drawer. Which makes me very happy since I love the design and quality of this Locktop set. The Locktops are all made from a nice plastic which does not stain from foods with tomato in them, which is a huge relief as I make a lot of pasta sauces! The lids clip on solidly and when you tip them over, nothing leaks out.\\n\\nYou can't quite tell from the picture, but this set is square and contains two very tiny containers and two small ones. It comes only in a green top. For the rest of the collection, you can choose white or green tops. I'm using this option to color code--white for the rectangular ones and green for the square so it's easy to find the tops in the drawer. If you can't find the colors you want on Amazon, you can go direct to the Oxo website, which sometimes has more choice and is the same price; I bought these there.\",\n \"Product: Prepping, cooking and cleaning up your favorite meals takes enough time and effort, so storing leftovers or toting lunch to the office should be easy and mess-free. Thats why the OXO Good Grips LockTop Containers were designed with leakproof, airtight lids that snap on easily and confidently. Just push the outer frame down onto the lid to engage the inner locking tabs and silicone ring for an instant, spill-proof seal. Durable, BPA-free Tritan Container bodies resist warping and staining, and are crystal clear to reveal contents inside. Lids are also clear to make contents viewable from above. Containers safely go from the freezer, to the microwave, to the dishwasher. LockTop bodies nest inside each other for convenient storage and each lid fits multiple Container sizes. Containers stack neatly without toppling, to optimize space in the refrigerator or freezer.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Finally...an intelligent lid system and hard stain-free plastic!\\n\\nReview: Ever spend what seems like hours digging around the tupperware drawer for the right lid, gritting your teeth in annoyance?\\n\\nI am one of those people who absolutely HATES searching for tupperware tops. So when I got this set I was in heaven. In this set there are seven sizes of containers but only four lids!\\n\\nThe way they do this is quite simple--to keep the lid size the same among many containers, volume is added to the containers by making them taller. There are four sizes of square containers, 1.7 cup, 2.5 cup, 3.8 cup and 6.3 cup; the smallest lid fits the smallest two and the larger lid fits the larger two. For the rectangular containers, the small rectangular lid fits the 3.8 cup size and the 5.5 cup; the large 9.3-cup size has its own lid. I keep the square lids on one side of my drawer and the rectangular lids on the other side and it is SO easy to grab the right one.\\n\\nThis set contains seven of the nine OXO Locktop container sizes which are available on the market. I am buying the other two not included--the small rectangle, 2.8 cups, and several large rectangles, which are 12.7 cups and for large pots of stuff like spaghetti and meatballs for six or a giant pot of chili. With the entire collection, you have nine sizes of containers (all you really need) and five lids.\\n\\nOther things I like about this set is that:\\n\\n--The plastic is hard and doesn't stain when I put tomato-based stuff in it. My old tupperware stains all the time and I hate that!\\n\\n--Everything is square, which fits better with less wasted space in the fridge and freezer.\\n\\nThings I don't like:\\n\\n--- There is no very tiny size for stuff like chopped parsley or leftover chopped onions; the 1.7 cup size is too large for this. Edited to say that Oxo just came out with a smaller size. It is not part of this set but you can buy it separately. <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/OXO-Good-Grips-Mini-LockTop-Containers/dp/B007OWBGXW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">OXO Good Grips Mini LockTop Containers</a>. I'm going to get it and review it.\\n\\n--The lid, advertised as being two pieces, is actually three--an outer rim, a flat inner piece and a gasket which is removable. So far I find that the lids sometimes pop apart when I don't want them to (when using the containers) but yet when I try to take them apart it is a hassle! I'm not taking off a star for this because they pop together easily when they come off accidentally. And it isn't necessary to take them apart for cleaning; in ordinary use they come very clean in my dishwasher without dissassembling them.\\n\\nWhen buying additional sizes, I didn't find everything I wanted from Amazon so I went to the Oxo website. It offers comparable prices and free shipping over $50.\\n\\nThe product is not labeled with information about where it is made; I checked Oxo's site and could not easily find the info.\",\n \"Product: Biedermann & Sons has been designing, producing, and importing distinctive candles and giftware since 1956. From exclusive Christmas ornaments highly valued by collectors, to your basic candle needs, you're sure to find what you need in decor, candles, and candleholders at Biedermann.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Very useful object...but break easily!\\n\\nReview: I never knew what a \\\"bobeche\\\" was until recently but after my candles dripped wax all over my mantle and down over the side and onto the candle holders, well, I realized I had to do something!\\n\\nThese are very attractive and made of a clear glass that does not ruin the look of your candlesticks. The opening is fairly large and fits all the various tapers I have in my home. And they work great--the wax drips down onto the bobeche and stays there.\\n\\nThe reason I'm giving them only three stars is that they break very fast. A couple have already broken in a few weeks of use just from the heat of the candle. One broke when I was putting the candle in. Definitely on the fragile side of things. Since it's a pack of a dozen, and I only needed four, I'm set for a while. But when I buy again, I'll probably try another brand to see if it is sturdier!\",\n \"Product: Weekends are even better when you make pizza with our Amish crafted pizza paddle. Uniquely designed with chamfered edges all the way around to allow the paddle to easily slip underneath pizza crust, breads or biscuits to remove them from your oven wrack or baking stone. You can even cut and serve your pizza right from the paddle, no need to dirty another pan. The 18 long design keeps you away from the heat. Constructed from quality Baltic Birch plywood this paddle will not warp unlike other solid wood paddles on the market. To clean just wipe with a damp cloth and frequently apply food-grade oil to maintain the surface. This dual-use paddle measures approx. 18 by 14 inches.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lovely despite rough sanding job\\n\\nReview: I bought this as a tool in my new obsession: Artisan Bread in Five Minutes A Day <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/The-New-Artisan-Bread-in-Five-Minutes-a-Day-The-Discovery-That-Revolutionizes-Home-Baking/dp/1250018285/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">The New Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day: The Discovery That Revolutionizes Home Baking</a>. The book teaches you a wet no-knead method of making sourdough bread. You shape the dough into a ball and let it \\\"rest\\\" on a floured pizza peel and then slide it from the peel onto the pizza stone in the oven.\\n\\nThis pizza peel was ideal for this, despite a couple of caveats. First, the good: It's just the right size for a half-pound ball of dough, specified in the book. It's nicely made, apparently hand-crafted, attractive, and a pleasure to use.\\n\\nAs for my caveats, the first is that, like other reviewers, mine was roughly sanded. However, I did run my fingers all over it and did not get a splinter, and the sanding job did not interfere with the function. It is just a contrast from the smooth perfect machine surfaces we're used to.\\n\\nAlso, like some cutting boards, it comes unfinished. You can oil with a food-grade mineral oil, avoiding olive oil or other oils that can go rancid. I used this oil: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Snow-River-8-Ounce-Wood-Oil/dp/B0000CFSV9/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Snow River 8-Ounce Wood Oil</a> .\\n\\nI used the peel several times before I got around to finishing, and it worked fine. The rough surface was not an issue either before or after oiling it.\\n\\nOther caveats: If you are using this for pizza, it is only large enough for a personal-size pizza, not a full-size pizza. And also, the handle is very short, which is fine for my home oven but if you need to reach way into a hot oven (for example a giant wood stovein a restaurant), you will prefer a longer handle.\\n\\nIf you prefer a metal peel, another worthy product I've reviewed is <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Update-International-APP-1226-Aluminum-Pizza-Peels-with-Wood-Handle-26-Inch/dp/B0029SXIOG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Update International APP-1226 Aluminum Pizza Peels with Wood Handle, 26-Inch</a>.\",\n \"Product: BeanSafe has a patented one-way Pressure Release Valve that keeps out air and moisture while permitting carbon dioxide to escape. Thats essential, because CO2 buildup degrades coffee flavor. This valve never needs replacing.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Convenient and Well Made.... Black and Mocha colors look very similar!\\n\\nReview: I bought two of these containers. The lid snaps shut easily to make an airtight seal, with four tabs. The size and shape are just what I want for my cabinet, and it holds a couple weeks coffee for my needs.\\n\\nI haven't done a head-to-head test, but I do think my coffee tastes better compared with my previous method of storing in the bag I bought it and rolling up the top. Before I owned this, I also tended to a few days worth of beans in my grinder hopper (where they can get stale as it's not airtight). The simplicity of opening and closing this encourages me to put just a few beans in the grinder and leave the rest in here to stay fresh.\\n\\nOne caveat: I purchased both the black and the mocha, initially hoping to store regular coffee in one and decaf in the other and tell them apart by the color. However, the color is nearly the same...I can only tell the difference if I take the two containers out of the cabinet, hold them up to the light and look carefully. As a result I've used tape to label my decaf.\",\n \"Product: 4 Pcs. X 3.0\\\" Wooden Small Spoons Salt Sugar Seasoning Spoon Hand Carved Palm Wood. Whether you're looking for a gift to give or a gift for yourself; whether you're looking for something for the holidays, special occasions or every day use, our product is an exceptional choice. The exquisite craftsmanship, gorgeous color and natural design will make a special occasion out of any occasion. Our product also means \\\"easy care\\\". Hand wash with warm soapy water and air dry. It doesn't typically require oil but, if for some reason it appears to be drying out, simply use a non-toxic mineral oil to restore the wood grain to its original beauty.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great little spoons for condiments at the table\\n\\nReview: I bought these on the recommendation of a friend.\\n\\nI make my own condiments, such as ketchup and harissa, and store them in small clay pots. I also make homemade jam.\\n\\nI need an attractive way to serve all these delights, as a knife or regular spoon is too big. A small metal spoon is an option, but I like the shape of these better. The bowl is proportionally larger compared with the handle, compared with most spoons--which is exactly what I want in a condiment spoon. Also, the wood is beautiful and feels smooth and pleasing in my hands.\\n\\nThey are easy to clean, as the finish is slippery. In addition to my homemade condiments, I use them as serving spoons for commercial jars of mustard. They are just the perfect size!\",\n \"Product: The OXO Good Grips Complete Grate & Slice Set includes everything you need for a variety of grating and slicing tasks. This colorful, convenient Set features coarse and medium graters as well as straight and julienne slicers, plus a tined food holder to protect your fingers. Each color-coded grating or slicing surface can be used directly over bowls or plates, or placed on top of the Set lid to easily collect and measure food. The comfort-grip handle provides a secure hold, and non-slip feet keep the container steady while working. Finished slicing and grating? The four surfaces and food holder fit neatly into the easy-to-store container. Stainless steel, top-rack dishwasher safe.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The vegetable slicers are great, but the graters are practically useless.\\n\\nReview: The set, including two graters and two vegetable slicers, comes packaged nicely in a plastic base with a hand protector; the cover services as your 'catch basin' when grating or slicing.\\n\\nI would appreciate this nifty design more if half of the enclosed blades weren't so useless. The two vegetable slicers (the red and the green blades) are great. The graters (fine and coarse) don't even compare in performance to standalone OXO products such as <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/OXO-Good-Grips-Two-Fold-Grater/dp/B004VLYQHM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">OXO-Good-Grips-Two-Fold-Grater</a>, or a good box grater. They aren't sharp, and the angle isn't particularly effective for grating...I tried them each a couple times and now am wondering how to get rid of them. If you're looking for a good grater, move on now; do not pass go, do not collect $200.\\n\\n If, however, you want a reasonably priced yet powerful and versatile vegetable slicer, this is very effective option. I've sliced onions, celery, potatoes and cucumbers on this with great results. The red blade makes a single slice, while the green blade 'chiffons\\\" it ie. slices both vertically and horizontally at once to give you very narrow ribbons.\\n\\nThe main pro of this device, compared with a mandolin, is that it's a lot cheaper, as a decent mandolin easily costs $100. It's probably a bit less dangerous (though still plenty dangerous--see below.) It also has less adjustability, making it potentially easier and less hassle if your needs are basic.\\n\\nHowever, there are a few cons:\\n\\n1. The blade is not adjustable, leaving you with one size only. I measured the veggies coming out of the vegetable slicer (the red one) and they are about 1/16 of an inch or a little smaller. For me, this is the perfect size --just a little thinner than I can easily cut with a knife. I don't miss the adjustability since I never need thinner than this, and if I need thicker I can easily do it with a knie.. Onions slice up beautifully thin--great for salads or top of pizza. Celery ends up in perfect little crescents, ideal for a salad, and cucumber slices are beautifully thin, great for munching or pickling. I tried Russett and Yukkon gold potatoes and they ended up slicing a bit different depending on the angle and my hand stroke, but overall betwee 1/8 of an inch and 1/16-- perfect for scalloped potatoes.\\n\\n2. The blade is not replaceable. After a lot of use, this will dull. And then you'll be faced with replacing it or deciding to buy an expensive mandolin with replaceable blade. If you don't use it a lot, this is not an issue. I cook a ton so I expect mine to die pretty soon. When it wears out, I'll be buying a higher-end device with replaceable blade or a food processor with a vegetable cutting attachment. I will update this review when my blade wears out and let you all know how long it lasted with heavy use.\\n\\n3. The catch basin is very small, so you have to frequently dump it out and put it back together. It holds about one medium potato's worth, for example. I cook for large groups and this is annoying. I would prefer a standard mandolin design where the cut items fall on the work surface and you continually scoop them into a bowl.\\n\\n4. A blade on a high end mandolin is probably sharper, but I can say that's not necessarily a good thing. This blade is plenty sharp. I washed it, put it in the dish drain, and when I reached in to grab it,I sliced a large flap off my finger--worst cut I've ever had in decades of cooking. This is not OXO's fault, so I'm not marking it down, but I can say this blade is plenty sharp. Be careful.\\n\\n5. This last con is the BIGGEST con, and made my initial experience with this a big disappointment. The hand protector is made of soft plastic and if it gets too close to the blade, the plastic shaves off into your food. The first time I used it I didn't see this was happening until I cooked my potato dauphin. The potatoes were delicious, but the slices of plastic, not so much. On a higher-end device you get a metal hand protector which won't get sliced by the blade. With this device, you have to leave a margin (maybe 1/4 inch) of your vegetable rather than trying to slice the whole thing. This means you either waste that item, or simply save it for another use later. I don't like that, but it's better than eating more plastic.\\n\\nFor full disclosure, I realized later that the worst issue I had with plastic was when I was holding the protector at a 90 degree angle to how it is intended to be used. (It's not very clear!). You can minimize the issue I had by taking care to hold in the proper direction. However, even then, as your hand slips a bit, you can get plastic in your food.\\n\\nBecause of the poor quality of the graters, and the obvious downside to the soft plastic hand protector, I can't recommend this set as wholeheartedly as I do all other OXO products I've tried. However, as long as you know the cons before you buy this, it might be a good compromise. You probably can't get slicing this good at this price very easily...at Williams Sonoma, where I bought it, the staff said this is the only one in this price range they have that works well. I would not buy this again for myself, however, I would recommend it to anyone who likes the price and is okay with the downsides I listed.\",\n \"Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Results of my one-week test...and some other thoughts\\n\\nReview: The theory behind this category of product, broadly known as \\\"butter bells,\\\" is that you store the butter over a layer of water which makes an airtight seal and keeps it fresh. So how does this work? Underneath the lid is a bell-shaped container. You mush up already-softened butter into the bell and place it in the container. You put a half inch or so of cold water in the bottom and put the bell back in, creating the airtight seal.\\n\\nThe first thing you notice is that your butter is upside down and you wonder...isn't it just going to fall out of the bell and into the water? After a week of testing, during winter in which my kitchen is at 70 degrees, the butter actually did defy gravity. Sorry, Isaac! A piece of it finally did fall down into the water on the ninth day--but in a real-life situation that butter would have already been eaten by then. It also stayed fresher longer than a \\\"control\\\" stick of butter.\\n\\nFor my test, I took two sticks of salted butter. I mushed one up into the bell (it fit exactly) and left another on the counter, completely wrapped. Every day for a week I visually examined both sticks, smelled and tasted. Starting on the third day of the test, I could taste a difference between the two... a slight bitterness in the wrapped stick compared with the bell one. That difference grew more intense with each passing day. I changed the water every three days as specified in the instructions. Within a week, the wrapped stick became unappetizing, though not completely rancid, and was a darker yellow; the butter bell one was light yellow and still good.\\n\\nIf you need spreadable butter all the time, and you like the look of the butter bell, it would be a good purchase. If you just occasionally need spreadable butter, or if you have a big family and use it up quickly, it's probably easier just to leave butter on the countertop on a dish. That is what most people in France (where this bell comes from) do. I have traveled extensively in France and do not actually know anyone with a butter bell. On the other hand, most of my friends do not refrigerate butter.\\n\\nIf you want this product to be your ace-in-the-hole for those times when the recipe says \\\"Take a stick of softened butter...,\\\" forget it. It only holds one stick, and if you've used any at all, you'll be short. After trying various methods of quickly softening butter for recipes, the best one I found is to take cold butter, put between two sheets of wax and parchment paper and roll it out. Presto! Softened butter. A mortar and pestle also does the trick. i don't like the microwave since it melts the middle which is not good for most recipes.\\n\\nSo this is for spreading only, and I suspect it is less useful in summer. I'm betting on a super hot day the butter will go for a swim in the water underneath. I probably will put this in the fridge in the summer.. butter softens so quickly anyway in summer that this product seems less useful.\\n\\nI did some reading on this and found that some people put salt in the water to limit mold formation. I did not have any mold formation, but I would say in summer, adding a pinch of salt might be a good idea.\",\n \"Product: A quick spin of a lazy susan makes it easy to serve a whole table of guests. Never say pass the salt again. Place this lazy susan at the center of your table, and keep condiments and napkins within everyone's reach. The smooth, easy-spin tray is made of northern hardwood. Grande epicure is best known for producing premium wood cutting boards that are hand finished by experienced craftsmen for quality workmanship at a great value. The wood is dried in a tightly controlled process to ensure a consistent moisture content which is critical in avoiding wood cracks and splitting. All sawdust from production is recycled into wood pellets for pellet stoves. 21-Inch by 3/4-inch.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nicely made good quality wood--Size is very large\\n\\nReview: This is a very nice, well designed and constructed Lazy Susan.\\n\\nThe wood is a pretty unfinished blonde, which you can leave as it is, or apply varnish as you choose. The item I got was nicely sanded and smooth.\\n\\nI purchased this to serve Chinese meals on for a group, but returned it because I misjudged how it would work for my particular table. The good part is this will hold 3-4 serving platters nicely, but the bad news (for me at least) is that on my table it is so large that it felt cramped when we added the place settings.\\n\\nMy miscalculation is not the vendor's fault, and the vendor was prompt and professional about the return, so I'm still giving the item five stars. My caveat is that this size is only going to work on an unusually large dining room table or other big surface; I recommend prior to purchasing that you actually place a test object of this size on your table and then actually set the table to make sure you like the fit before purchasing.\",\n \"Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful and functional--but inside coating scratches easily\\n\\nReview: They are just the right size and shape for many of my meals--oatmeal at breakfast, stew for lunch. They are gorgeous and feel great in my hands. If I had to have just one eating surface in my life, it would be this!\\n\\nThere seems to be some controversy in reviews as whether when you microwave food in Emile Henry products the food gets hot and the Emile Henry doesn't. In my test, I heated a bowl of rice in the microwave for a minute on high, the rice was hot and the bowl was not. I usually heat rice in some Crate & Barrel bowls which do get hot. So awesome!\\n\\nAlso, since this can go from freezer to oven or microwave directly it raises the intriguing possibility of making one-serving meals in them which can be frozen and reheated directly in the bowl! I don't like microwaving in tupperware (ick, pthalates) and I also prefer oven heating for most foods. So when I do frozen meals I soils three containers--the tupperware, the reheating dish and the plate I eat it on. With this bowl I can soil only one container and also have a lot less hassle for the reheat!\\n\\nNote January 2015: Two years after I purchased this, I am downgrading the star rating from 5 stars to 4 stars. The reason is that there are silver-colored scratches on the inside of most of the bowls I purchased, caused when metal utensils scraped them. I suspect most of the problem is caused by using a whisk or fork to beat eggs or to vigorously mix sauces.\\n\\nI am taking off only one star, and not more, because these bowls are clearly intended to be used as food/cereal bowls. I just ended up using them regularly for food prep since I don't have enough food prep bowls of this small size. I would say that if you buy these, plan to use for eating only, not for whisking an egg or mixing anything, such as a sauce, which would require you to scrape the bottom and sides with a metal utensil.\\n\\nI'm disappointed and will be replacing these, as I do want cereal bowls which double as food prep bowls...saves on storage space!\",\n \"Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Even more gorgeous than the picture!\\n\\nReview: I thought these bowls would be nice looking based on the picture, but when I got them, I was blown away. I was afraid they would be too big, but in fact they are perfectly sized for a hearty soup appetizer. The shape is just perfect and festive and I've been using them for my amazing Moroccan lentil-chickpea soup recipe.\\n\\n I also love that these bowls are blue on the outside and white on the inside. I love the rich blue, but I really like eating on white since the colors in the food show up better and because it feels cleaner somehow. (I know...colored glazes on high-quality products these days are food safe, but still, I like eating on white!)\\n\\nI first started buying Emile Henry baking dishes because they are made of a clay which handles temperature fluctuations extremely well. Emile Henry products can go directly from the freezer to the microwave or oven...no worries, no hassle. The old Pyrex used to be made out of borosilicate, which also handles temperature fluctuations well. But these days it is made out of soda lime and there have been reports of cracking with temperature fluctations. I have enough to do in life. No way do I want to be babying my Pyrex!\\n\\nAnyway, in the process of converting my baking dishes, I discovered that Emile Henry's plates, bowls and dishes are made of the same material. That was a huge selling point, particularly as I was looking for a new set of dishes anyway. It's rare for me to put a dish in the oven, but I have tried in a pinch, and I have had them crack! These are great because my lentil soup tastes great with a poached egg. I simmer the soup to reheat it, pour it into the bowl, add the egg and pop in the oven (on a cookie sheet) at 350 degrees for ten minutes and the egg is perfectly cooked! And I definitely plan to make French onion soup and melt cheese on top in the oven. Instructions say it can be heated up to 480 degrees Fahrenheit and that you can put in broiler briefly as long as it is 3/4 full and not too close.\",\n \"Product: Marcigny, a small town nestled between the hills of Southern Burgundy, has been home to Emile Henry for the past 150 years. Faithful to its origins, the entire production is carried out here. Thanks to its clay, rich in refractory properties, Burgundy has remained a fertile area for potters, passing on their savoir-faire from generation to generation. Clay, a natural and noble material, has been used since the mists of the time to cook or preserve food. While respecting the traditional techniques, Emile Henry has introduced technological improvements (Ceradon ) so that the dishes are more resistant to mechanical and thermal shock. Strong and durable, all Emile Henry pieces can be taken directly from the freezer to a hot oven, can go under a broiler and are microwave, freezer and dishwasher safe. The natural clay is unsurpassed for conducting and retaining heat. All pieces are perfect for everyday use and carry a 3 year warranty against defects.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The perfect elegant, but practical everyday plates!\\n\\nReview: I'm one of those people who likes to keep the fancy set for guests. But I'm also very fussy about my dishes so for more than a decade I've been using a mish-mash of plates looking for the perfect everyday set...everything I saw was either too expensive, too fancy, or too cheap (made in China) or just not my taste.\\n\\nBut this is it: elegant but simple, durable, practical--everything I want in an everyday set. First, the plates are a very bright white, compared with ivory of many, which I like better for showing off the colorful food I cook. The rims are minimalist and fairly narrow--giving the plate a lot of \\\"eating surface.\\\" The plates have nice heft that makes them feel substantial, but they are not annoyingly heavy.\\n\\nThe underside of each plate has two concentric rings of rough beige colored ceramic, which results in a nice substantial sound when you place the plate on the table--like the thuddy sound a clay pot makes rather than the \\\"ringing\\\" thin sound many plates make. Small detail, but I like it. I also suspect this ceramic wears better than the smooth ceramic of the plate--which is great for the bottom as it will get a lot of abuse. The friction from the rougher rings will also reduce the glide of the plate across the counter--annoying if you are using plates as projectiles in a diner but preferable for home use.\\n\\nAnd while I like the plates look and design, the main wow factor selling point was that the plates can be put in the oven up to 480 degrees Fahrenheit. I'm not much for microwaved food, so every now and then I succumb to the temptation to put a (regular) plate in the oven to heat or keep warm. And more than once I've opened the oven to find a cracked plate! I don't need to put plates in the oven on a daily basis but now and then it's great to have that convenience.\",\n \"Product: Established in 1992, Home Essentials and Beyond, Inc. strives to provide quality products to consumers nationwide. The Home Essentials brand can be found in most retail chain stores on products including glass, lighting, ceramics, and more. Our Home Decr line can be found with the Apropos Home brand.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Leaky and Poor Design\\n\\nReview: I purchased two of these dispensers, and I was very excited to have a nice-looking, large capacity unit for parties.\\n\\nWell, a half hour before everyone arrived, I filled one with water and the other with cold ice tea. Within moments both were leaking from the spout, all over the counter and floor. We mopped, took them apart, put the spouts back on carefully and tried again--same result. By that time, my guests were already there and we were serving them drinks by hand.\\n\\nI have tried again, spending an additional hour with this product. By fiddling perfectly, I can get one to work--but not the other. This is an extremely cheap, poorly made product and I strongly suggest that no one waste their time and money on it\\n\\nI'm reviewing it here to warn people. Rarely do I encounter a product this poor and this annoying so I want to spare others the trouble!\\n\\nAnd by the way, this exact dispenser has been placed for sale here on Amazon under other listings. It has gotten negative reviews; the listings with the negative reviews have been removed and now new listings are up with Del Sol products. If the consumer review system works at all this product should be completely off the market!\\n\\nI have since purchased William Sonoma's dispenser which is larger and all glass with an all-metal spigot. It is a good bit more expensive, but totally worth it!\",\n \"Product: Luminarc is the oldest brand currently sold by Arc, launched in 1948. Arc International is a French manufacturer and distributor of household goods. The company was established in Arques, Pas-de-Calais, where it is still headquartered, as a glass-making firm under the name Verrerie des Sept Ecluses in 1825.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful cup...and I believe made out of high-quality borosilicate glass!\\n\\nReview: Nice quality, attractive and pleasant to hold and use.\\n\\nI also bought this on the belief that this French company makes higher quality products than today's American Pyrex. Pyrex in this country used to be made out of borosilicate, which is more expensive, and is now made out of soda lime. There have been some reports of shattering with temperature changes ... which is just nuts since you buy Pyrex precisely because it is supposed to be temperature resistant! Life is short--the last thing I need is to have to baby my Pyrex!\\n\\nAnyway, I can't find a statement from the manufacturer that this item is borosilicate. However I have two pieces of evidence that suggests it is. One, the manucturer, Arc International, is the licensee for European Pyrex, which is still made of borosilicate. And secondly, there is no blueish tint to the glass on this, which is a telltale sign that it's made of soda lime.\\n\\nSo far so good, so five stars.\",\n \"Product: The \\\"Mini is a Giant in both legendary status and quality, one of the many in a line of Mazzer grinders upheld as the gold standard in the specialty coffee industry.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Five stars for quality and construction; I returned because it was not suited to low-volume home use\\n\\nReview: I can't give this anything less than five stars as it is really a beautiful machine. The build and design are superb and the grinder churns out uniform grains rapidly with nearly infinite adjustability.\\n\\nI returned it because essentially, as a first-time Mazzer buyer, I had not yet been educated on some fundamental issues. So, for other newbies, here's the mistake I made that you shouldn't make. I thought that the \\\"doser\\\" would mean that as a home user I could program the dose and have the machine grind just that...easy peasy. Boy was I wrong. The \\\"doser\\\" is actually a container of little wedge-shaped openings. For it to dose coffee as a barista would do it, in convenient shots, you have to grind a LOT of coffee and fill up most of the wedge-shaped openings.\\n\\nFor home use, it was a major pain in the neck. Your options include grinding a ton of coffee so the doser is full, but unless you have 20 of your closest friends over for espresso, that's nuts as your coffee will just get stale in there, defeating the purpose of grinding it yourself! The other option is to grind a small amount of coffee (maybe even measure out what you need as some suggest) and then keep pulling the lever like a gambling addict at a slot machine until you fill up your portafilter. And then when you're done making your coffee, time to open up the doser and use the little brush to clean out all the stray coffee grinds.\\n\\nThere are people who don't mind doing that, and more power to them. But for me, it was a big hassle, and really just not for me. So I found the perfect solution in The Mazzer Mini Electronic Grinder Type B. It was a good bit more expensive (not putting price here as it will change anyway, but you can Google it). The Type B is \\\"doserless\\\" but despite the name does allow you to very conveniently press a button and get a defined dose (which you set with a screw) of one or two cups worth. The doserless version is super super easy to clean, in fact I don't clean at all as the coffee just slides through the funnel. At the time of this writing the Type B was not available on Amazon.\\n\\nThere is also a Mazzer Mini Electronic Grinder Type A, very similar to the B I described above except that the controls are on the top. I liked the B more both for looks and functionality, as I prefer to tap to start with the portafilter than hold the portafilter with one hand and tap a button on top with the other. The A also has a little coiled cord which attaches the lid of the cone onto the top, which strikes me as annoying in home use. (Review edited one year after purchase on Feb. 1, 2015 to say that my doserless electronic Type B has held up with no issues, and I still love it.)\\n\\nBack to this model. A few enterprising people have modified this to make it doserless, essentially getting the convenience for home use of the doserless model for the price of this one. If you like tinkering, might be for you, but once I'm spending upwards of $600 I'm good with spending a little more to get exactly what I want.\\n\\nEdited a year later\",\n \"Product: Power Strip.The Tripp Lite 8-Outlet Vertical power Strip provides a 15-amp, 120-volt power strip with 8 standard NEMA 5-15 outlets in a rugged, all-metal, mountable housing. It allows for both vertical and horizontal mounting, making it ideal for a variety of uses, including office, rack-mount, workbench and industrial applications. With a NEMA 5-15P, 15 ft. power cord, you don't have to install the PS2408 next to outlets you already have. It can be mounted across the room and deliver reliable service where you need it most. A lighted and covered on/off switch helps prevent accidental shut-offs, while a 15-amp circuit breaker guards against dangerous circuit overloads. Its sturdy, all-metal extruded aluminum housing stands up to a demanding network, laboratory or factory environments.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nicely made power strip!\\n\\nReview: First, this is a nice-looking power strip with chrome and black coloring. In this age of made-in-China plastic everywhere, so nice to have a real metal product!\\n\\nThe main two things I like about this are that it's very thin, allowing it to hide in a small area beside my desk while the wider ones interfered with the placement of the desk right against the wall. I also like that it's long and thin, meaning there's room between each plug so big fat transformers don't end up taking two slots.\\n\\nAnother nice design feature is that the on-off switch is in a little plastic box, with a door to prevent it from being accidentally pressed. This is nice for when the cleaning people come as I have another strip that constantly gets tripped during cleaning and I have to move the cabinet to turn it back on.\\n\\nThis item also has a 15 foot cord, which is way longer than most! Depending on your location, this could be a pro or a con. I only needed five feet so I coiled the rest and it's fine.\",\n \"Product: The ACK-540 Mini-Touch Keyboard provides an 88-key layout with an embedded numeric keypad, 12 dedicated function keys and built-in touchpad technology, in a small compact size. The keyboard's touchpad offers precise cursor control and left and right mouse buttons, eliminating the need for a mouse. The keyboard's integrated touchpad is conveniently located in a central position on the built-in wrist rest for additional comfort and minimal wrist strain. The keyboard is also compact and portable, so you can take with you just about anywhere.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Complete piece of junk...\\n\\nReview: I bought this with the idea of putting it on the pullout keypad shelf to make using my laptop more ergonomic. The big advantage of this keyboard was it was the only Mac-specific one I could find that has a trackpad on the keyboard. The Mac bluetooth keyboard (which is nicely built) has no built-in trackpad so must be used with an external mouse or trackpad.\\n\\nI really really wanted a built-in trackpad since I find it more convenient...I hate taking my hand off the keyboard all the way to the right every time I have to do something. For people who prefer external trackpads or mice (which are probably the majority), I heartily recommend you skip this product and buy a nice keyboard, either the official mac one or another. Practically anything will be better than this one.\\n\\nThe picture looked sleek and nice, and I clicked \\\"buy\\\" before reading the reviews. Big mistake. When I took it out of the box, I was immediately disappointed. The plastic is cheap and lightweight. Two AAA batteries needed, not included. Eager to use it, I ran to the kitchen and took some out of the baking scale.\\n\\nBluetooth setup with my Macbook Pro took seconds and worked flawlessly, so I stayed optimistic. But typing on this thing was like driving a plastic car on the highway....rattle, rattle, rattle.\\n\\n For full disclosure, I type 100 wpm and expect a keyboard to perform. But this didn't even come close and I wouldn't recommend it even to someone with lower standards. The keys are spongy and annoying and slow and every stroke reminded you that you were typing on a cheap piece of plastic.\\n\\nBut the real dealbreaker is the trackpad, which after all is a main reason to consider this over the Mac version. It is jumpy and uses 1990 technology . While it's billed as a Mac keyboard it doesn't include any of the keypad functions, such as scroll up and down or swipe, of the modern OS. I can't even tap to click--you have to use the hard keys, which require a very firm press which takes time and effort. I really tried for an hour to make myself use this keyboard, but every time I needed a mouse action, my hand kept flying to the laptop high on the desk--defeating the purpose of having a separate, lower keyboard!\\n\\nAnd the straw that broke the camel's back? The 'a' key didn't work at least half the time. nd truly, tht is nnoying.\\n\\nAbove, I mentioned that batteries are not included. Which brings me to this: If you use your keyboard a lot, I would expect you are going to be constantly replacing these batteries. This is not good design. Unlike the official Mac wireless keyboard, this one won't turn off automatically when not in use...you have to remember to flip the switch. People buying external keyboards often want them for ergonomic reasons, which means they are using them a LOT.\\n\\nSo, when panning a product I try to suggest alternatives. If you are looking for a media-server keyboard, consider this tiny little beauty: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/FAVI-Entertainment-Mini-Wireless-Keyboard-with-Mouse-Touchpad-and-Laser-Pointer-FE01-GR-Green/dp/B00556NMMW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">FAVI Entertainment Mini Wireless Keyboard with Mouse Touchpad and Laser Pointer (FE01-GR) - Green</a>. I also will be checking out the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Logitech-diNovo-Edge-Keyboard-Black/dp/B000J43HJ8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Logitech diNovo Edge Keyboard (Black)</a>Logitech, which has been discontinued but they are still selling the stock. This is not a Mac specific keyboard, but it can be used with Mac as long as you are willing to take the time to figure out the corresponding keys for the Mac-specific functions. I have one I used for years as for my media server, and I liked the rechargeability--just plop it in the stand when done and no batteries needed. I never had the issues of the battery dying prematurely (mine lasted five years) posted in other reviews. However, I've never used it as an external keyboard for Macbook, so after I do I will post a review.\",\n \"Product: photo albums: Take formal presentations to the next level This is the New 'Profolio Professional Presentation Book album by Itoya of Japan. Features an exclusive PolyGlass pocket sheet material that achieves an amazing clarity and texture-free glass smooth surface. Art and photos appear unobstructed with crisp sharp lines and vivid colors. Made of advanced synthetic materials that give the album a look and feel of natural leather while being resilient to wear and maintaining long-term beauty. For print sizes up to 8.50\\\"x11\\\". Each of the 24 pages 48 views back and front are pre-loaded with black mounting paper. Pages lie flat while open. 100 archival safe - acid-free and PVC-free. Simply slide your artwork into the Poly-glass 'pocket' pages for a highly organized and ever lasting artistic presentation. Note This item does not accept refills. To view all styles click Itoya Photo Filing Systems\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Worth the Extra Money if you are using it for Photos or Art\\n\\nReview: I was making a photo album of gorgeous 8x10 prints. I had purchased a book similar to this, but a lesser model, at a local photo store.\\n\\nWith the less expensive \\\"standard\\\" portfolio by the same company, I was disappointed that there was kind of a haze over my photos plus some glare.\\n\\nThis book was just what I wanted--crystal clear sheets that protected my photos while being practically invisible!\\n\\nI used the other book for a non-photo presentation where the clarity didn't matter as much.\\n\\nOverall, this company's products are excellent. If you are using it for a power-point presentation for work with regular bar-chart printouts etc., save yourself some money and buy the Itoya \\\"Original.\\\" If you have very high quality photos or artwork to display, look for this one...key words to find it are \\\"professional\\\" and \\\"polyglass\\\" which is the company's name for its better, clearest pocket sheets.\",\n \"Product: High mileage and puncture resistance team up in this fast-rolling, wire bead road tire from Continental. Made with DuraSkin polyamide fabric to ensure excellent sidewall protection without compromising weight or ride quality. Smooth in the center and grippy on the shoulders, this durable tire provides superior cornering in any condition. Designed for bike commuting, touring and serious training. The Continental Gatorskin wire bead road tire is made with DuraSkin polyamide fabric to ensure excellent sidewall protection without compromising weight or ride quality Smooth in the center and grippy on the shoulders, this durable road bicycle tire provides superior cornering in any condition Designed for bike commuting, cycle touring and serious cycing training\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My favorite bike tires!\\n\\nReview: I do intense recreational riding--often doing 50 miles on Saturday or Sunday.\\n\\nThere are high-end racing tires that are faster and sleeker and higher performance, but these are an excellent balance between performance and flat protection.\\n\\nThey have a really nice \\\"feel\\\" on the road--definitely not draggy--and seem to flat less frequently than other types of tires. The bead is a tiny bit challenging to put back on after a flat, but not so much so that I can't do it without frustration with my thumbs aloneand I would say my thumbs are average strength. I have had \\\"flat proof\\\" tires with metal beads so stiff it took ten minutes of frustration and near desperation to get them oncompared with those, these feel easy!\",\n \"Product: Lezyne Pressure Drive Small Hand Pump\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits under my rear saddle bag!\\n\\nReview: I wanted to add a second water bottle cage on my road bike and quickly ran into a real-estate problem. My pump was taking up the spot I wanted to put it the extra water bottle! My friendly local bike shop guy spent about an hour trying to find a new spot for the pump on my small bike frame, but there was no place he put it where it didn't rub against something or get in the way.\\n\\nHe gave up, but did give me a tip that smaller pumps exist--though he doesn't sell them. So Amazon to the rescue. I bought this little gem online. I purchased the \\\"small\\\" size of the Lezyne pump. Separately, I bought the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Topeak-Aero-Wedge-Pack-with-Buckle-Medium/dp/B000FIAU8O/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Topeak Aero Wedge Pack with Buckle (Medium)</a>, which has little rings on the bottom to fit a six-inch pump. Great combination. The pump is now under my seat and out of the way. (I reviewed the bag separately.)\\n\\nOverall, this is a really nifty little pump--attractive and well-designed. To save space, the hose stores inside the pump. You remove it, choose presta or schrader side (easy) and screw it into the business end of the pump. You thread it onto your valve and pump.\\n\\nPerformance-wise it is similar to most portable pumps on the market--even some that are twice its size. And by that I mean it's enough to get you home or to a gas station to top off but not enough to inflate to 100+ PSI...no matter what they say, it's not true!\\n\\nThis pump is supposed to inflate to 120 PSI. But is that with Arnold Schwarzenager pumping? Or a different bike than mine? I used the following test on this and my <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Topeak-Road-Morph-G-Bike-Pump-with-Gauge/dp/B000FI6YOS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Topeak Road Morph G Bike Pump with Gauge</a>, on the same 27 x 1.25 inch presta tube: I deflated completely and then pumped up with the mini pumps; when it got initially difficult to pump, I continued pumping a while longer until it got to the \\\"are you kidding me\\\" point, which I define as it becomes molasses-like slow on each pump stroke and my elbow starts to hurt. Scientific, I know, but it is how I will actually be using it!\\n\\nAnd now, the results: The Topeak took 75 strokes to get to the \\\"are you kidding me\\\" point, and my tire was about 45 psi when tested with a guage. the Lezyne took 150 strokes, and inflated my tire to... 45 psi! Lest you think the Lezyne took longer, not at all. The pump is shorter, so the strokes are faster. I didn't use a stopwatch, but it was roughly equivalent. This performance is pretty much equivalent to any portable pump I've owned, and I've had several different brands. I am not surprised it doesn't go near 120 psi...I never believed that anyway, so I'm not disappointed\\n\\nEdited to add that I realized that my Topeak Road Morph has a foot rest I had forgotten about. I did the test again, using the foot rest to make it into a mini floor pump and used the extensible hand rest and went for as long a I could go--around 175 strokes. Since I was able to use my body weight to push, I could go longer--and I got it up to a little over 90 psi. To make sure I wasn't shortchanging the Lezyne, I redid that test going as far as I possibly could--about 210 strokes, using my bike jacket to cushion the palm of my hand so I could push hard without hurting it. Even then I still got up to only about 55 psi.\\n\\nSo the larger Topeak is much better performance-wise but I'm not (yet) taking off a star because for me it's a fair trade off to have a pump that fits under my seat. However, if I become aware of an alternative the size of the Lezyne which can get much higher psi, I will likely buy it and come back and knock a star off of this one! For now, as far as I know if you want the tiniest of tiny, this is the best I've found.\\n\\nPROS\\n\\n*Only six inches long--about half of your \\\"standard\\\" portable bike bump\\n\\n*Fits in a saddlebag so you don't have to have it on your frame (it does come with a frame clip and the pump may be small enough that it can share real-estate with your water bottle. But why, if you can put it under your saddlebag?)\\n\\n*Attractive, well-designed and easy-to-use.\\n\\n*Has a hose to prevent shock and stress to your valve. Even if you don't buy this pump, believe me, do NOT buy a pump without a hose, particularly if you have presta. You risk breaking your valve while on the road....which unless you have yet another spare tube, means you are stranded.\\n\\n*The hose screws onto the valve rather than being just pushed on like all other pumps I've tried. I LOVE this. It takes about 20 seconds longer but it is very gentle on your valve and you get an airtight seal EVERY TIME. With the standard push it on hard method every now and then you don't get a seal and you have to redo.\\n\\n*The presta-schrader conversion is the simplest I've seen. To switch from one to the other, simply choose the appropriate end of the hose before screwing it into the pump. Most pumps have annoying little gizmos where you have to fiddle with the innards and read the directions. If you're on the road and need to help someone with a different system, you'll never remember what to do!\\n\\n*Pumps about as well and about as quickly as most portable pumps I've used about twice this size. On my bike and others' bikes I've used probably half a dozen models and this one is neither better nor worse..pretty much average.\\n\\nCONS\\n\\n*A little pricier than some.\\n\\n*120 psi is a fantasy. In my hands, it's about 45 psi until I'm just so done. If I killed myself I might get it to 50 psi. It's enough to finish your ride if you're almost done anyway, or to get to a place where you can pump it to the proper pressure.\\n\\n*Does not have a pressure guage. It's a fair tradeoff for the size. Plus what's the point of a guage if even Atilla the Hun couldn't overinflate a tire using this?\\n\\nThis is a good choice for someone who wants a six-inch pump small enough to fit under a saddle bag or nest next to your water bottle on the frame without taking up its own slot. Even if you have room for a larger pump now, remember that in a few years, you may change things around and want to add another water bottle or a triangle style frame pack. The additional features--such as the easy schrader-presta conversion and the nice screw on seal also might be worth a little extra coin.\\n\\nBut if none of those advantages is worth extra money to you, I would suggest buying one of the Topeak models. I've used several of them, and they are great for the price.\",\n \"Product: Lezyne Pressure Drive Small Hand Pump\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits under my rear saddle bag!\\n\\nReview: I wanted to add a second water bottle cage on my road bike and quickly ran into a real-estate problem. My pump was taking up the spot I wanted to put it the extra water bottle! My friendly local bike shop guy spent about an hour trying to find a new spot for the pump on my small bike frame, but there was no place he put it where it didn't rub against something or get in the way.\\n\\nHe gave up, but did give me a tip that smaller pumps exist--though he doesn't sell them. So Amazon to the rescue. I bought this little gem online. I purchased the \\\"small\\\" size of the Lezyne pump. Separately, I bought the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Topeak-Aero-Wedge-Pack-with-Buckle-Medium/dp/B000FIAU8O/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Topeak Aero Wedge Pack with Buckle (Medium)</a>, which has little rings on the bottom to fit a six-inch pump. Great combination. The pump is now under my seat and out of the way. (I reviewed the bag separately.)\\n\\nOverall, this is a really nifty little pump--attractive and well-designed. To save space, the hose stores inside the pump. You remove it, choose presta or schrader side (easy) and screw it into the business end of the pump. You thread it onto your valve and pump.\\n\\nPerformance-wise it is similar to most portable pumps on the market--even some that are twice its size. And by that I mean it's enough to get you home or to a gas station to top off but not enough to inflate to 100+ PSI...no matter what they say, it's not true!\\n\\nThis pump is supposed to inflate to 120 PSI. But is that with Arnold Schwarzenager pumping? Or a different bike than mine? I used the following test on this and my <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Topeak-Road-Morph-G-Bike-Pump-with-Gauge/dp/B000FI6YOS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Topeak Road Morph G Bike Pump with Gauge</a>, on the same 27 x 1.25 inch presta tube: I deflated completely and then pumped up with the mini pumps; when it got initially difficult to pump, I continued pumping a while longer until it got to the \\\"are you kidding me\\\" point, which I define as it becomes molasses-like slow on each pump stroke and my elbow starts to hurt. Scientific, I know, but it is how I will actually be using it!\\n\\nAnd now, the results: The Topeak took 75 strokes to get to the \\\"are you kidding me\\\" point, and my tire was about 45 psi when tested with a guage. the Lezyne took 150 strokes, and inflated my tire to... 45 psi! Lest you think the Lezyne took longer, not at all. The pump is shorter, so the strokes are faster. I didn't use a stopwatch, but it was roughly equivalent. This performance is pretty much equivalent to any portable pump I've owned, and I've had several different brands. I am not surprised it doesn't go near 120 psi...I never believed that anyway, so I'm not disappointed\\n\\nEdited to add that I realized that my Topeak Road Morph has a foot rest I had forgotten about. I did the test again, using the foot rest to make it into a mini floor pump and used the extensible hand rest and went for as long a I could go--around 175 strokes. Since I was able to use my body weight to push, I could go longer--and I got it up to a little over 90 psi. To make sure I wasn't shortchanging the Lezyne, I redid that test going as far as I possibly could--about 210 strokes, using my bike jacket to cushion the palm of my hand so I could push hard without hurting it. Even then I still got up to only about 55 psi.\\n\\nSo the larger Topeak is much better performance-wise but I'm not (yet) taking off a star because for me it's a fair trade off to have a pump that fits under my seat. However, if I become aware of an alternative the size of the Lezyne which can get much higher psi, I will likely buy it and come back and knock a star off of this one! For now, as far as I know if you want the tiniest of tiny, this is the best I've found.\\n\\nPROS\\n\\n*Only six inches long--about half of your \\\"standard\\\" portable bike bump\\n\\n*Fits in a saddlebag so you don't have to have it on your frame (it does come with a frame clip and the pump may be small enough that it can share real-estate with your water bottle. But why, if you can put it under your saddlebag?)\\n\\n*Attractive, well-designed and easy-to-use.\\n\\n*Has a hose to prevent shock and stress to your valve. Even if you don't buy this pump, believe me, do NOT buy a pump without a hose, particularly if you have presta. You risk breaking your valve while on the road....which unless you have yet another spare tube, means you are stranded.\\n\\n*The hose screws onto the valve rather than being just pushed on like all other pumps I've tried. I LOVE this. It takes about 20 seconds longer but it is very gentle on your valve and you get an airtight seal EVERY TIME. With the standard push it on hard method every now and then you don't get a seal and you have to redo.\\n\\n*The presta-schrader conversion is the simplest I've seen. To switch from one to the other, simply choose the appropriate end of the hose before screwing it into the pump. Most pumps have annoying little gizmos where you have to fiddle with the innards and read the directions. If you're on the road and need to help someone with a different system, you'll never remember what to do!\\n\\n*Pumps about as well and about as quickly as most portable pumps I've used about twice this size. On my bike and others' bikes I've used probably half a dozen models and this one is neither better nor worse..pretty much average.\\n\\nCONS\\n\\n*A little pricier than some.\\n\\n*120 psi is a fantasy. In my hands, it's about 45 psi until I'm just so done. If I killed myself I might get it to 50 psi. It's enough to finish your ride if you're almost done anyway, or to get to a place where you can pump it to the proper pressure.\\n\\n*Does not have a pressure guage. It's a fair tradeoff for the size. Plus what's the point of a guage if even Atilla the Hun couldn't overinflate a tire using this?\\n\\nThis is a good choice for someone who wants a six-inch pump small enough to fit under a saddle bag or nest next to your water bottle on the frame without taking up its own slot. Even if you have room for a larger pump now, remember that in a few years, you may change things around and want to add another water bottle or a triangle style frame pack. The additional features--such as the easy schrader-presta conversion and the nice screw on seal also might be worth a little extra coin.\\n\\nBut if none of those advantages is worth extra money to you, I would suggest buying one of the Topeak models. I've used several of them, and they are great for the price.\",\n \"Product: Upgrade or replace your 100 oz, 3L, reservoir with the Antidote Reservoir -- the ultimate cure for dehydration.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Less leaky than earlier models!\\n\\nReview: I have a love-hate relationship with CamelBak's, which I use for biking and hiking. They do a great job of keeping water on my back so I can be conveniently hydrated, and they have good insulation so a little ice in the pack keeps the water chilled for hours--unlike normal water bottles.\\n\\nThe thing I hate about CamelBak's is that they sometimes leak, either from the spout you add water (resulting in a big wet uncomfortable mess all down my back and on my shorts or pants) or from nozzle you drink from, creating a mess anywhere you may put it down--in my case, it once embarrassed the heck out of me in a group situation in a restaurant.\\n\\nThe new CamelBak Antidote still leaks, occasionally. But it has several safeguards. First, a small yellow valve on the drinking nozzle can be closed, eliminating the possibility of an embarrassing incident such as the one I still remember from years ago. Second, the spout where you add water has a different closing mechanism. WIthout going into the technical part (which I don't know), it has to be perfectly flat when you start to screw it and you can feel when it is in properly; if you make a mistake instead of leaking gradually, the problem is IMMEDIATE AND CATASTROPHIC. This is a good thing, since I notice it before I leave and can unscrew the cap and put it back on before I put it on my back.\\n\\nSo, problem not entirely solved but it is better.\\n\\nPROS:\\nIn the backpack, nicely insulated so it keeps ice water cold and the ice doesn't fully melt for hours.\\nNice big pack which lasts me three or four hours when outside exercising on a hot day.\\nDrinking nozzle can be closed when not in use, so it doesn't drip.\\nThe new main spout leaks only when you don't put it on--and it tends to be immediately obvious so you can fix it asap.\\n\\nCONS:\\nLike other CamelBaks, not dishwasher safe. Cleaning can be a hassle (but see my method below.)\\nThe lid on the main spout is a little finicky and you need to align it flat before screwing so it closes properly.\\n\\nOkay, cleaning. If you leave the inside moist (even with water), mold and bacteria can grow--making your water taste terrible and maybe even making you sick. You can tell if this has happened because the inside of your reservoir will actually be slimy to the touch!\\n\\nCamelBak's solution is to suggest you prop open the spout to air dry. If that fails, there are also little tablets you can use to wash it out.\\n\\nThose methods probably work, but seem like a pain to me. I have another method I prefer! After each use I do a quick rinse and put it in the freezer. Miracle. I never have to use the tablets or air dry it or anything. If I ever forget to put one in the freezer, I turn it inside out and clean with ordinary dish soap then rinse THOROUGHLY...like six times. Then I leave it inside out to dry completely in the sun and then ...the freezer. Works great for me.\",\n \"Product: The Lighthouse can be charged four different ways including by solar, crank, AC or DC; and to top it off, you can charge your handheld device from the lantern.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not just for Africa...\\n\\nReview: I read somewhere that this item was invented for traveling in Africa in areas without electricity. I first tried it when a friend and I purchased one for a friend who lives without electricity there.\\n\\nHe loved it...but I played with it and I just HAD to have one for myself too. It's beautifully made, gives a nice light for tasks, reading or ambiance while camping--and even charges your iphone or other USB charging cell phone.\\n\\n Full confession, I can be disorganized about some things and putting batteries in things--particularly things I use sporadically-is really not my strong point. It feels like I just put batteries in some of this stuff and already, just a few days later, they need new ones...of course it's really been six months, but that's not how it FEELS. Anyway, I already have a battery-operated lantern of this general style (not this brand) in my basement. It never works because the four D batteries it uses are always dead. Then the other day I went to radio shack and put in four more D batteries and it STILL didn't work.\\n\\nAt that point I'd had enough and I bought this nifty little thing. No more D batteries, ever!\\n\\nTo charge this you have three options: Juice it up in your car on the way to your camping trip in the cig lighter, charge it in the wall in a regular outlet, or turn the crank. The crank is more efficient than you'd think and works great when you just need light for a few minutes. If you're planning to use the lantern to illuminate your campsite an entire night, plan ahead and charge it with real electricity. You can also solar charge it but you need an expensive solar panel (around the size of an ipad) which is sold separately; the solar charger works great (I\\\"ve tested it in Africa under bright sunlight) but is probably not worth it unless you are really going into the wilds!\\n\\nIn addition to task lights, you can set this to a red flashing light to signal you need roadside assistance. Possible uses in developed countries for the device are:\\n\\n1. Power failure. In a power failure, this is stress free. Just crank it and you have both light and some juice to charge your cell phone. No more anxiety about being in the dark without communication! If you get tired of cranking it you can put it in your car and charge it!\\n\\n2. Camping trip. It's a natural on a camping trip. It serves as light and cell charger in the dry safety of your tent.\\n\\nOverall, if you have any need for any of the above, this is a great purchase.\",\n \"Product: A precision high-pressure floor pump featuring a CNC-machined aluminum barrel and base, a steel piston, and a varnished wood handle. ABS Flip-Thread Chuck and 43\\\" | 130cm extra long rubber hose easily reach both Presta and Schrader valves. The included Speed Chuck makes the pump compatible with disc wheels. The 2.5\\\" oversized gauge is precise and easy to read. An anodized high-polish finish makes this pump stylish and durable.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great pump! I love using it.\\n\\nReview: This is a very sleek-looking pump, which makes it fun to use. It's main advantage, however, is its unusual screw on chuck design, which is simple to use, gentle on the valve cores and does not let air escape during removal.\\n\\nIf you've always liked the standard push on pump type with the little lever (and clearly a lot of people do!) read no further. You can get great standard-design pumps for a lot less money than this one! If, like me, you've always hated that ubiquitous shove-the-pump-onto-the-valve design, read on. This might be the gadget you've been looking for!\\n\\nThe beef I have with the standard push-on type is twofold 1. Even when you're careful, especially you pump daily like I do, the screw on design will weaken your valve cores and they'll eventually snap when you least want them to. You know, Murphy's law. 2. With standard push-on pumps (and I've used many brands) it often takes me several tries to get the pump onto the valve perfectly.\\n\\nThis pump, instead, attaches to the valve with a very nicely designed metal screw-on chuck. This is a gentle but very powerful method of making the connection! Some reviewers say they sometimes need to go through the screw-on process twice to get it right. I don't dispute that, but maybe it's how your brain is wired? I find it screws on easily and is perfectly attached *every single time* for me, while push-on type pumps often require multiple tries for me, even though I've been using them for years.\\n\\nThis pump also screws off simply with no release of air (I love that!) and no stress on the valve core. I bought this pump since I've started pumping nearly daily and I wanted to reduce the number of times my valve cores snap due to stress. So far, three weeks and no snaps!\\n\\nThe big con of this pump, if you use Presta removable cores, such as Contis, is that the unscrewing action of this pump can unscrew your valve core along with the pump and WHOOSH, you've lost all your air! This is moderately annoying. It has happened to me twice in three weeks of nearly daily pumping. I didn't take off a star since Lezyne discloses this openly. The company suggests adding Loctite to your valve cores to keep them stable. I use a different method. I just bought one of these little puppies<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/No-Tubes-PRESTA-SCHRADER-Valve-Core-Remover/dp/B001S98NLU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">No Tubes PRESTA/SCHRADER Valve Core Remover</a> so I can tighten my valve cores now and then (making the problem less likely) or, if needed, just put the core back in, which takes just a few seconds. Unlike when the push-on pump damages the valve, the core is not harmed at all...it just needs to be put back in!\\n\\nAnother solution to this problem is to use tubes with non-removable cores. I like the removable cores because if one ever does snap I can replace it. Now that I'm using a more gentle pumping interface I may find my valves never snap anyway. If that's the case I may eventually switch to non-removable cores.\\n\\nPROS\\n\\nReally sleek and pretty. A joy to use!\\nWooden handle is comfortable\\nPumps well. It takes me 50-60 strokes to get from zero to 100 psi. Offhand impression is it's the same as other pumps I've used but since I gave my old one away when I got this I don't have it to do a head-to-head comparison.\\nScrew on connection is easier to use and gentler on the valve cores\\nRemoves without losing any air (no whoosh sound like my other pump!)\\n\\nCONS\\n\\nOccasionally removes Presta valve cores, if you use the removable kind like Contis. Easily fixed just by screwing the valve core back in and pumping up again.\\nDial is on bottom and hard for people with old eyes to see. Not a big deal as I've now memorized where my 100 psi mark ...\\nMore expensive than other pumps that pump just as well. If pumping is your main concern, you can do better price-wise with other brands.\",\n \"Product: Those fancy new tires you bought aren't worth much without a great set of inner tubes to keep them inflated. Put the Continental 26\\\" presta valve tubes in your deep profile rims to shed some grams and keep the air in your tires. Unitube system allows greater compatibility with more tires sizes. Seamless construction eliminates weak points, Mold-cured and vulcanized for uniform roundness and improved reliability at the valve stem insertion. Every tube must pass 100% quality control inspection 42mm Presta valve has a removable valve core.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My favorite bike tubes\\n\\nReview: I've tried a lot of bike tubes, and these are my favorite. They are sturdy and well made and I have not had any problems with them splitting at the seams or at the valves as I have had with some less expensive tubes.\\n\\nThe presta cores are removable, unlike some other brands. This is a slight downside if you use a pump such as the Lezyne brand which screws on...over time you may pull out the valve core resulting in a big Whoosh! It's easy to screw back in using a valve core tool <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/NoTubes-Core-Remover-Tool/dp/B001S98NLU/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">NoTubes Core Remover Tool</a>, but some people don't want the hassle so they glue the cores in.\\n\\nI like them removable on the theory that if a valve core dies I can simply replace it with a new one (I have some spares as they are sold separately) without having to throw out the tube. This has not happened in years, but the thrifty in me likes the idea that I could.\",\n \"Product: The backless yoga chair is an excellent prop for practicing Yoga. This chair can assist in certain poses such as supported shoulder stands, setubandu, back bends, seated twists, etc. This prop can be used in conjunction with yoga blocks and yoga blankets. CAUTION: Please practice under the instruction of a professional trainer. DO NOT place your hands on the connection plate. 200lb weight limit.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice sturdy chair, and good customer service! (But do some price shopping first.)\\n\\nReview: I purchased this yoga chair over another much less expensive one on Amazon because a review said the other one was flimsy.\\n\\nI was not disappointed, as this chair is sturdy and well made. It is comparable to the best yoga chairs I have used in Iyengar studios--heavy substantial-feeling, which you really want if you are draped all over it!\\n\\nFirst a bit of background for those new to this concept: Yoga chairs are essentially regular folding chairs with the back rest removed, so you can stick your feet or even your whole body inside to do poses. Some yoga chairs, including this one, also lack rungs on the front, freeing up a little more space for certain poses.\\n\\nMy favorite poses to do on a yoga chair are backbends (your body is draped over the chair with your shoulder blades at the edge and your feet going through the back and hanging over the other end) and Iyengar-style chair shoulder stand, in which the chair is used to hold some of your weight for a very relaxing pose.\\n\\nI also want to note that this chair arrived without a pair of small plastic caps that usually go on the top of the back legs to protect them from bending as you open the chair and the chair legs make contact with the curved back. It is also possible these caps were in the bottom of the box and I missed them--so if you buy one of these, look carefully before throwing out the packaging!\\n\\nWhen I realized they were missing a few weeks later, I wrote the company and sent a pic of the problem area of the chair, which had ugly (and possibly dangerous) bent exposed metal due to the lack of caps. They apologized, said it was an issue with the manufacturer, and promptly sent the plastic caps to me. I was happy with the great customer service!\\n\\nPlease note that this review is based on the QUALITY of the chair and the great customer service, not on the price, which I find excessive. As of the writing of this review, this product is currently priced at $92, which is at the high end of yoga chairs available anywhere. I am happy to pay extra for quality, however, further shopping has determined the same quality is available elsewhere at a fraction of this price. I never tried the cheaper one on Amazon, but for my second yoga chair (I need two for when friends come over) I purchased one from yoga chair prop dot com for $60 and it appears to be identical--looks to me like the same manufacturer with a different branding label.\",\n \"Product: The Handle Band is a universal smartphone bar mount that provides a secure attachment and instant access to almost any device on almost any sized handle bar. This item allows you to securely attach most mobile phones, with or without a case, to be easily seen and conveniently accessible to use while riding, walking, or running. Made with a lightweight expandable silicone with an aluminum base at its core, the single band securely wraps around nearly any sized bar - including bicycles, jogging strollers and shopping carts. It can be positioned wherever you want, attached and removed as often as you need, and is designed to allow full functionality of your smartphone while it's in place. View maps, talk to Siri, use your training apps, or video camera - or even use your phone as a bike light at night - all while keeping your smartphone safe and accessible. The flexible nature of silicone gives the Handle Band the capability to secure and wrap other devices, too (like flashlights or bike pumps) for functionality that fits your lifestyle. Simple, versatile and with a streamlined design, the Handle Band is the perfect way to stay Connected on even the longest rides. Bonus: it functions as a bottle opener, too.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Brilliant invention: Held up on the bumpiest bicycle route I know!\\n\\nReview: Yes. Just YES!\\n\\nThis is the simplest design one could imagine--just a very sturdy adjustable rubber band that holds the phone in place over a soft rubber backing. It's exactly what I would have jury-rigged if I made one myself out of what I had lying around the basement. And it's brilliant in its simplicity.\\n\\nTo use it, you simply place it on your bicycle either vertically on the handlebar stem (my choice) or horizontally on the handlebars themselves. It's one-size-fits all so you just pull the rubber band until it's tight over your smartphone. I have an iPhone 4s with a bulky Mophie case and it fit beautifully.\\n\\nThe downside, compared with some holders that encase the phone around the edges, is that--depending on where you place it--you may you lose up to an inch of visibility. In my case, I was able to place the rubber band on the bottom portion of my 4s below the screen and did not cover any of my screen.\\n\\nThe advantage over other types of designs is that NOTHING (barring putting a bank vault on your handlebars to hold the phone) is more stable than a strong band of rubber with a phone held on a bed of soft rubber. And the proof, I took it today for a 15-mile ride that happens to be the very bumpiest ride I know: potholes galore, poorly placed manhole covers, a bike path with sections of giant pepples and tree roots bulging through the concrete. I bounced along happily and the phone didn't budge at...it didn't even rattle. It was part of the bicycle. (UPDATED October 5, 2014: I've had this on my bicycle for 250+ miles and it still hasn't budged.)\\n\\nAnd mind you, I am fussy. I have been looking for a handlebar smartphone mount for years, but never found one that met my standards. I spent an entire afternoon once reading all the reviews of handlebar mounts on Amazon and all over the Web, and every single one of them seemed fussy, annoying and worst of all, likely to drop your phone. Every time I saw reports of dropped phones and shattered screens, I moved on.\\n\\nGiven the lack of options, I've been keeping my iphone in my handlebar bag--majorly suboptimal given that I navigate using GPS on the phone. I used Cyclemeter to log my rides, and whenever I wasn't sure where to go I had to unzip the bag, take out the phone and look at the map. Since Cyclemeter didn't have turn by turn directions, I needed a cue sheet anyway so having it stowed away was not a complete tragedy...it was basically a fallback for when I got lost.\\n\\nWell, just a few days ago Ride with GPS just came out with its awesome new app with turn by turn navigation (I'll review that separately after I have more time to test it!). Based on this sweet new technologyI became strongly motivated to get a handlebar mount. Ride with GPS recommended the Handleband, and sells it on its site, but Amazon's price was better so I bought it here.\\n\\nI was skeptical, at first, but after I read the reviews here I purchased and I am thrilled! The only downside I can think of is that removing it and putting it back feels a little bit fussy. It is not time consuming at all--no more than 30 seconds to remove or place it in the holder. I was a bit clumsy though, and in grasping the phone near the top to place it in, I kept turning off the phone. That was mildly annoying, but I suspect with practice this will feel easier.\\n\\nAnd a note on fit. The mount is designed to fit most bicycles. I have three--two road bikes and a hybrid--and it fit all of them just fine. The tilt mechanism is rudimentary, but for my setup worked great. It's amazing how simplest is best sometimes! When the phone is in horizontal position on the handlebars, you can (ideally before you tighten the rubber) tilt it toward or away from you to place it at the best angle for you. In the vertical position on the stem, you can only tilt it right or left (not useful!) but its only possible position happens to be at a great angle for me.\\n\\nIf you are a person who needs an easy-in, easy-out solution for your phone while riding (for example if you may get an important phone call and need to stop and remove it quickly) this may not be your best option. However, if you're like me, using it to run a bicycle GPS app, Google maps or other navigation, you'll love it.\",\n \"Product: DVD for Yoga\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a good DVD for a first-timer\\n\\nReview: There seems to be a good amount of controversy over whether this is a \\\"beginner\\\" DVD, and I think it's a question of how you define beginner. I think this is an appropriate DVD for someone who has taken four or five classes *at least* and preferably worked with a simpler beginning DVD at home. Even then, it will be most appreciated by Type A people who want a good foundation in proper yoga form and are interested in a more athletic, and less meditative, type of practice.\\n\\nI first tried this DVD after having taken one class. I'm a fairly athletic and ambitious perfectionist, and even I was simply overwhelmed and frustrated. I was shouting at Natasha \\\"you BITCH,\\\" and I finally turned it off and did a simpler enjoyable video at my level, the one by Ann Richmond, also on sale at Amazon. I tried this video again today after two more yoga classes (I've taken a total of three) and after having done the Ann Richmond DVD with great pleasure four times. It was hard work, but I was able to follow the instructions and get something from the DVD, and I did enjoy the 20-minute routine. I only cursed at Natasha once, and I will do the DVD again.\\n\\nThe video is clearly aimed at people who already have some foundation in yoga. Natasha focuses obsessively on proper form in each pose, but gives little help to the actual beginner. In the three classes I have taken (all at a resort with a very mixed level of student) the instructor always started by saying something like, \\\"leave your inner critic at the door,\\\" and \\\"don't push yourself\\\" or \\\"each person will come to his or her expression of the pose for today, and that's okay.\\\" Another thing I learned from the classes and another video is that you can start in a less extreme version of the pose, and gradually move further into it with each exhale. This has been the single most important thing for me in starting my practice--and Natasha doesn't explain that.\\n\\nShe creates a fairly difficult routine, then she turns to the camera and says basically, if you can't do what I can do with my amazing body, here is what Jason does. And then the video shows Jason looking awkward and dorky. I felt like the dunce of the class, there in the corner with Jason. For my first approach, I would have much preferred a simpler routine I actually could do!\\n\\nHowever, if you've been doing yoga for a few months or years and want to do rigorous work on basic poses, this is a great video. I will be using it and working with it intensely for the next few months. I have to breathe deeply and meditate first so that I don't shout obscenities at Natasha.\",\n \"Product: Globe-Weis products make organizing easier, filing faster, and information more accessible. Globe-Weis File Folder Pockets are the perfect way to organize, store, and reference your important forms, letters, papers and reports. These hassle-free expanding file pockets are constructed from a durable poly material, which provides excellent protection from spills and stains. The flexible gussets fold outward to provide easy access, yet do not interfere with the inner paperwork. Double top, 1/3 cut tabs are aligned in the left position to allow for consistent file organization. These versatile files can either lay flat or expand up to 0.75 inches to hold up to 150 sheets of paperwork. Each pocket contains a minimum of 10 percent post-consumer recycled materials, providing storage that's built to last! Globe-Weis provides a wide range of solutions to help you manage papers and documents of all kinds at the office, home, school, and anywhere in between.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nicely made and very handy\\n\\nReview: While 150 sheets may sound like a lot, these are actually smaller than other folder pockets I have.\\n\\nFor me, they fill a niche between an ordinary file folder and a large fat mega pocket. If you have a lot of items, or a lot of smaller pieces, a normal file folder is going to get overstuffed or spill out smaller items. This is very handy for that.\\n\\nI did find in several cases these files were not large enough and I needed to use some of the fatter folders.\\n\\nThe colors are appealing--they look even nicer in person than in the pic--an the quality of the cardboard is good. It is sturdy but not too rigid. I did overstuff a little and it bent to accommodate. ;-)\",\n \"Product: Globe-Weis products make organizing easier, filing faster, and information more accessible. Globe-Weis File Folder Pockets are the perfect way to organize, store, and reference your important forms, letters, papers and reports. These hassle-free expanding file pockets are constructed from a durable poly material, which provides excellent protection from spills and stains. The flexible gussets fold outward to provide easy access, yet do not interfere with the inner paperwork. Double top, 1/3 cut tabs are aligned in the left position to allow for consistent file organization. These versatile files can either lay flat or expand up to 0.75 inches to hold up to 150 sheets of paperwork. Each pocket contains a minimum of 10 percent post-consumer recycled materials, providing storage that's built to last! Globe-Weis provides a wide range of solutions to help you manage papers and documents of all kinds at the office, home, school, and anywhere in between.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nicely made and very handy\\n\\nReview: While 150 sheets may sound like a lot, these are actually smaller than other folder pockets I have.\\n\\nFor me, they fill a niche between an ordinary file folder and a large fat mega pocket. If you have a lot of items, or a lot of smaller pieces, a normal file folder is going to get overstuffed or spill out smaller items. This is very handy for that.\\n\\nI did find in several cases these files were not large enough and I needed to use some of the fatter folders.\\n\\nThe colors are appealing--they look even nicer in person than in the pic--an the quality of the cardboard is good. It is sturdy but not too rigid. I did overstuff a little and it bent to accommodate. ;-)\",\n \"Product: Apache Ecomat Squares mat, recycled rubber, tread prevents shifting. Like tires to the road, matting stays in place on carpet and hard floor surfaces alike. Crush-resistant, bi-level carpet matting brings wet, dirty floors to a screeching halt. Dual-fiber carpet dries quickly and resists staining and fading for durability. Double border traps dirt and moisture on the mat. Molded rubber base provides heft and durability. With each 15 square feet of squares matting made, one scrap tire and thirteen plastic bottles are saved from entering landfills.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Enormous mat, sturdy, a pleasure to wipe your feet on!\\n\\nReview: This mat is the Hummer of doormats. I had trouble finding room for it in my small front hallway, but once I did, I am delighted with it. In this snow-filled Boston winter, a zillion people are trekking dirt and snow and salt in on their boots and this unobtrusively catches most of it. Even when people don't take the time to wipe, this absorbs a lot just by being underneath for the first few steps.\\n\\nThe material is very solid and a pleasure to walk on and catches a lot of grit. The only reason I don't give it five stars (and this is possibly unfair) is that it's hard to vacuum. The grit gets into the nooks and crannies and you need to spend a good amount of time to get it clean.\\n\\nAnother issue I had, which I am not marking down for but which I want people to know, is that the thickness means that you may not be able to open the door if you put it right in front. My front door won't swing open with this in front, so I ended up placing it a few feet inside, which works fine. I probably buy another, thinner doormat to cover the gap.\",\n \"Product: Wellness Complete Health Natural Grain Free Wet Canned Cat Food Recipes are healthy, natural cat foods for adult cats with excellent sources of protein and essential fatty acids for complete and balanced nutrition. Theyre made with high quality proteins, are free of added growth hormones and steroids and also include other key ingredients like sweet potatoes and carrots, essential vitamins and minerals, and fresh, whole cranberries and blueberries which are added to help maintain proper urinary tract health. In addition, hydration is extremely important to a cat's overall health and since cats do not have a strong thirst drive, Wellness Complete Health wet canned cat food recipes are a delicious and healthy way to increase your cat's moisture intake.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very high quality food\\n\\nReview: I like this food because it is grain-free and very high quality meat. Cats, as obligate carnivores, don't need grain, and in fact--if you give them something with a lot of carbs, they will continue eating until they have enough protein.\\n\\nSince I switched my cats a few years back to this brand, both lost weight even though I feed them as much of this as they will eat. It completely transformed one of my cats. He was dumpy, overweight and middle-aged and since the food transition he lost weight and has become more active. His fur looks amazing! I also recommended this food to a friend, forgot I made the recommendation and six months later was over his house and said, wow, your cat looks amazing! He said, yeah, it's the food change we talked about.\\n\\nThat said, the Wellness line is not my cat's favorite by any means. The reason is that it's like switching a person from potato chips and McDonald's to good healthy food. The supermarket brands such as Fancy Feast are filled with rendered fat, which smells great and makes cats go crazy. This has none of this, so they miss it. I transitioned VERY slowly, mixing the food they liked with a small amount of this and gradually increasing the proportion over months.\\n\\nNow, years later, my cat eats this with gusto--though, of course, if I brought Fancy Feast back he would go nuts again for that, but I don't. This is is his second favorite flavor after this one: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Wellness-Canned-Cat-Food-Chicken-and-Herring-Recipe-12-Pack-of-12-1-2-Ounce-Cans/dp/B000WFPJIG/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Wellness Canned Cat Food, Chicken and Herring Recipe, 12-Pack of 12-1/2-Ounce Cans</a>.\\n\\nThe nice thing about this food is that, while he now eats it with apparent pleasure, my cat never overeats. I can give him as much as he wants/asks for and he stays the same weight. I'd say he eats an average of a half 12-ounce can a day, but it varies--some days he eats almost a full can, other days less than half. So essentially he self regulates, whereas with the kitty crack and dried food, full of grain, he overate.\\n\\nThese large cans must be opened with a can opener. I buy them because they are a better value economically--the small cans of this brand are way expensive. Even this is expensive per ounce,, but if you actually do a calculation of dollars paid per protein this one stacks up just fine to the less expensive brands. Which means my cat gets the nutrition he needs in fewer ounces. Any wet food is more expensive than dried food, but based on my cat's consumption, feeding Wellness is not significantly more expensive than feeding mass-market wet food.\",\n \"Product: Wellness Complete Health Natural Grain Free Wet Canned Cat Food Recipes are healthy, natural cat foods for adult cats with excellent sources of protein and essential fatty acids for complete and balanced nutrition. Theyre made with high quality proteins, are free of added growth hormones and steroids and also include other key ingredients like sweet potatoes and carrots, essential vitamins and minerals, and fresh, whole cranberries and blueberries which are added to help maintain proper urinary tract health. In addition, hydration is extremely important to a cat's overall health and since cats do not have a strong thirst drive, Wellness Complete Health wet canned cat food recipes are a delicious and healthy way to increase your cat's moisture intake.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Cat's Favorite Flavor...And Healthy Food!\\n\\nReview: I have been feeding my cats Wellness Food for four years now.\\n\\nWhat I like most is that, like most of the Wellness line, this Chicken and Herring blend is made without grains. Cats are obligate carnivores, meaning they only need meat...in the wild they only get grains in the stomach of prey they eat. If you put grains in food, cats continue to eat until they've had enough protein. So the grain is just added calories for nothing. Since grains are cheaper per ounce, it's a great way to save the manufacturer money, but it's not good for your cats.\\n\\nIn the first year after switching from dried food and lower-quality grain-filled wet food, both my cats lost weight and their fur became softer and shinier. The difference was most evident in my plump, dumb inactive cat; he lost a couple of pounds and went from middle-aged dumpy to sleek and active. He has gotten a lot smarter and is more lively in general.\\n\\nI also like that this food doesn't have any rendered animal fat or meat byproducts, which are disgusting slaughterhouse waste it is illegal to sell to humans.\\n\\nAs far as how my cats feel, they think this is just okay. They would give it three stars for the smell/taste. They always prefer the cheap stuff, like fancy feast, because it is swimming in rendered fat which smells delicious to cats just like potato chips do to humans. I call it \\\"kitty crack.\\\" Cats choose food mainly on smell, not taste, which works great in the wild but not so much with commercial foods where their quality sensor is way off. To get my cats to eat this food at first, I needed to mix it with kitty crack--first only a quarter good to 3/4 kitty crack and gradually building up to 100% over about six months. It's never a good idea to get into a battle of will with cats...first of all, you'll lose, and second it is not safe for them to go more than 24 hours without food because of potentially fatal liver issues.\\n\\nAfter the initial break-in period, my cats ate this happily. This is the favorite of both my cats, followed by Turkey/Salmon blend as second favorite. I buy a variety to mix it up nutritionally and to make sure they don't get too fussy. Since they never overeat this, I simply feed them as much as they want...if they ask for more, I give it.\\n\\nOne can is enough to feed one cat per day. This size must be opened with a can opener and stored in between uses. For this reason not as convenient as the 5.5 ounce sizes which you just pull open, but the cost difference over a year is substantial. It's not too much of a pain as on days that aren't too hot I leave this on the counter at room temperature between feedings. If for any reason it's not done by bedtime I put it in the fridge. Cat's digestion is much faster and a bit of bacteria in food is less likely to cause problems.\\n\\nCost-wise, these are about $2 a day, and Amazon's price is competitive with big-box pet food stores. When I first started using this, the price seemed prohibitive so I took out the calculator and did a serious analysis. Compared with the Fancy Feast I was buying at a big-box store, per ounce this is a LOT more expensive. But then I realized that since Fancy Feast is packed with grains and junk cats don't need, comparing price by weight isn't fair. I redid the analysis based on daily servings of protein, calories etc. and the two foods turned out identical in cost. It would still be cheaper to feed dried food but if I'm going to go 100% wet the price of this is actually comparable to supermarket foods.\\n\\nWellness also sells a Core brand which is even higher quality, but it doesn't come in the larger more economical cans, making it prohibitively expensive.\\n\\nNote: I read the one star reviews from here. Looks like there have been some quality-control issues with a new plant. I have not experienced this issue...the quality appears the same in the 4+ years I've been buying this. However, I will post if I experience a problem and update my review immediately.\",\n \"Product: The Stimulo is an interactive cat food activity center. By necessity, animals in nature spend much of their time hunting and foraging for their meals. Cats in particular are adept at seeking and finding food. Unfortunately, this innate problem solving skill is often under exercised in domesticated animals sometimes leading to unwanted behaviors around the home. The Stimulo bowl was developed with this in mind. Food is hidden inside the bowl's many tubes, which your cat can access by using their paws. Allowing your cat to exercise his or her problem solving instincts with the Stimulo bowl fun and rewarding for you and your pet.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My cat immediately loved it!\\n\\nReview: My cat is not the brightest bulb on the tree, but he got this instantly.\\n\\nIt seems to tap into his natural instincts to hunt for food and fish it out! He instantly started purring, looking in each tube, sniffing and digging. As far as I can tell he seems to really enjoy it. For me, it leaves no mess since my cat immediately eats everything he fishes out.\\n\\nI mainly feed him wet food so I use these for Greenies dental treats, which he loves. Instead of giving him the treats randomly in his dish, I put them in here and make him work for them!\\n\\nThe toy comes with three heights of tubes in the box, and one extra-long \\\"level three\\\" set you can buy to increase difficulty. The higher the tube, the more of a challenge since the cat has to dig deep to get the treat. My cat had no problem with the easiest two heights, and little problem with the middle size. The longest one, after a week, still remains a challenge--but if I fill it partially with kibble he'll fish out a dental treat from the top!\",\n \"Product: Prevue Pet Products Naturals Large Rope Ladder bird toy 62807 is handmade from 100-percent natural, sustainable, materials providing your bird with mental stimulation and rugged physical play. Made with environmentally conscious hevea wood branches and natural sisal rope, the irregular shape of this bird toy encourages foot exercise. Toy connects easily to cage with quick-link attachments and is hand made - actual measurements may vary slightly. As always, supervise birds at play. Our Naturals Large Rope Ladder bird toy is approximately 26-inch long and 6-inch wide, ideal for medium to large sized birds.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Shoddy construction with glue that doesn't hold\\n\\nReview: When I saw this product was made with all natural materials, it sounded like a win! It looked like rope, and wood.\\n\\nNot exactly. When it arrived, not only did I notice that the rungs are held together with glue, it was poorly applied--resulting in visible glue spots on many of the rungs--one of them the size of a quarter.\\n\\nThat in itself might have been okay. But then I noticed that several of the rungs were completely loose, sliding up and down on the rope. I gently pushed one that seemed solid, and it, too, moved.\\n\\nRather than return it, I fixed it by taking it apart and using another (longer) piece of rope. I placed a knot under and above each rung. Now the rungs are solid.\",\n \"Product: G7 Power introduces the Terra Series of LED bulbs. At 900 lumens, this A21 size bulb will replace up to a 65-Watt incandescent bulb in nearly all fixtures and a 75-Watt bulb in down-light fixtures. This bulb will pay for itself in energy savings in six months when compared to a 65-Watt incandescent used eight hours a day at the rate of $0.12 per kilowatt hour. This versatile bulb has a standard E26 base and A21 size. It will replace A19 bulbs in nearly all fixtures and R20/R25/PAR20 reflector floods in most recessed and track lighting applications. Recommended uses include: recessed can lighting, kitchen, bathroom, garage, down-light fixtures and other high use areas. The bulb's warm white color temperature (3,000 Kelvin) falls between an incandescent's light and pure white light. The lens is designed to be shatter resistant. This bulb is for use in open luminaries only, enclosed fixtures can cause this bulb to overheat. It is for use with standard household switches; may not be compatible with some remote controlled switches, dimmers and back-lit switches. This bulb is RoHS and CE certified and does not emit UV light. G7 Power is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions are welcomed at support@G7Power.com.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Light for Filming Sci Fi Horror Films!\\n\\nReview: The company's website says its bulbs display \\\"a warm, white light that most people find homey and appealing.\\\"\\n\\nNot so much for me. I would describe it more as a ghoulish light bulb from Mars.\\n\\nThe reasons for that are likely multiple: the color spectrum, the quality of the chip inside and the way the bulb is built.\\n\\n First, for the color spectrum, this light is labeled \\\"warm white\\\" but does not seem so to me. I'm not sure who sets the definition of \\\"warm white\\\" or if there is an official definition, but the light bulb I used as a standard in my testing, the Sylvania \\\"soft white\\\" incandescent is 2700 Kelvin. That's what I define as warm (subjectively, I admit) and the spectrum I want in my living space. This bulb is 3000 Kelvin. I might not mind 3000 Kelvins for a task light in the basement (not this one, for reasons described below) but it is too glaring to put in my living space.\\n\\nThe chip inside LED bulbs, which vary in quality depending on manufacturers, also affects the pleasingness of the light; I have no way of examining the chip but I can say that both this and the omnidirectional bulb from this maker was less pleasing to my eye than the Tess Bulb with the Cree chip. And then there's the fact that it is \\\"directional,\\\" meaning its light comes out of the bottom third only.\\n\\nI put it in an overhead fixture and the overall effect was completely shocking. It the most ugly light I've seen so far in any bulb of any type.\\n\\nSo put it in a covered fixture, you say? Well, you can't--at least if the fixture is fully enclosed. This restriction is one of several annoying limitations which--combined with its stunning ugliness--made this completely useless in my home.\\n\\n*You can't use it outdoors.\\n*You can't use it in any enclosed fixtures, for example a glass ceiling globe.\\n*You can't put it on a dimmer switch or it emits an annoying buzz and flickers madly. (In fairness, the Amazon description does say it \\\"may not be compatible\\\" with some dimmer switches.)\\n\\nSo much for the promise in the Amazon listing that this can replace a 65 Watt or below bulb in \\\"nearly all\\\" fixtures. I downgraded this product from two stars to one after additional testing and comparing it to two other LED bulbs. This was the only one of the three LED bulbs I bought so far that I was unable to use anywhere in my home.\\n\\nI also reviewed the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/G7-Power-G7A19W10-800-Lumen-10-watt-Omni-Directional-LED-Dimmable-Light-Bulb-A19-Warm-White/dp/B00AN1OQMO/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">G7 Power G7A19W10 800 Lumen 10-watt Omni-Directional LED Dimmable Light Bulb, A19, Warm White</a> and the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Tess-12W-Daylight-White-Omnidirectional-LED-Light-Bulb-A19-1000-Lumens-Replaces-75W-Bulb/dp/B00BD7NCCM/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Tess 12W Daylight White Omnidirectional LED Light Bulb A19 1000 Lumens, Replaces 75W Bulb</a>. While both were much better than this one I can't heartily recommend either. I have ordered several models, including the <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/SWITCH-SWITCH60-12-Watt-2700K-Soft-White-Clear-LED-Light-Bulb-800-Lumen/dp/B00AHFM5EW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">SWITCH - SWITCH60 - 12 Watt - 2700K Soft White - Clear LED Light Bulb - 800 Lumen</a>, and will review them once I get a chance to try them.\",\n \"Product: The SWITCH bulb demonstrates the way an everyday object can be elevated into art. Carefully crafted with an industrial aesthetic, our bulb is so good-looking that it might steal some of the spotlight. The brightest idea in light bulbs in over 100 years, the SWITCH light bulb is a remarkable piece of digital technology. Powered by a unique driver and tricked out with the most technically advanced cooling system, this is not your grandfather's light bulb. All this and it's just as easy to screw in. The sculpted curves of the SWITCH bulb don't only look good - they're also highly functional. With a metal base that disperses heat and an intelligent system that continually monitors the bulb's temperature, our LEDs never get too hot - allowing them to last for thousands of hours. A SWITCH bulb isn't a commodity - it's an asset. We designed our light bulbs to use minimal energy and last a long time, making them a worthwhile investment. Getting more out than you put in makes this relationship a keeper. The bulb that pays for itself - and then some. Save energy and make money by getting back an average of 150 over the lifetime of each bulb. With its self-cooling technology, the SWITCH bulb dramatically reduces energy consumption by requiring only a fraction of the power used by an incandescent. That converts to extra cash for you. A light that won't drain your energy, the SWITCH bulb has an average lifespan of 25,000 hours - so you'll rarely have to replace it. Performing a ladder-top balancing act to change a bulb doesn't have to be on your regular to-do list. Think how much more you can accomplish when you leave your lighting to SWITCH.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Can be used when enclosed in glass globes! Helpful company.\\n\\nReview: I purchased several LED bulbs and discovered out, to my extreme dismay, that they can't be used in \\\"enclosed fixtures,\\\" I believe because they get too hot. For me this was a dealbreaker, because all the high-up hallway lights I most wanted LEDs for are enclosed in glass globes on the ceilings. I hate climbing up high on the ladder and unscrewing the glass globes to change those, and would love to do it, say, once every two decades!\\n\\nWith this bulb, presuming you believe that it remains functional for 25,000 hours (which I sort of do, see below) that is finally possible. The Switch bulbs, made by a California company with manufacturing done in Thailand, is constructed with a special cooling system that allows it to be used in enclosed fixtures. I did a couple of tests in floor lamps, and was shocked to see the bulb got *extremely* hot--comparable to an incandescent I couldn't remove it without using a towel to protect my hands. I was concerned about this and called Switch Lighting, San Jose, Calif., and asked whether I might have a bum bulb. I got the following reassuring response a few hours later by email:\\n\\nThe bulb is supposed to get warm because we use the entire surface of the bulb to dissipate heat. When it is warm on the outside, it means that the heat has been more efficiently removed from the inside where the LEDs and other electronic components are. However, it is running at about half of the surface temperature of an incandescent.\\n\\nI like buying from a company that responds quickly and personally! Right out of the box, the bulb impressed. it was the fifth LED bulb I've purchased in the past week or so, and there was no comparison with the others. From the printing on the box to the construction and beauty of the bulb, this struck me as a quality product. It's subjective, I know, but that's the impression I got.\\n\\nThe company estimates the bulb is going to have a 25,000-hour life. If the fixture is on three hours a day, that should mean it will last 23 years; an hour a day and I'll be dead before it runs out! But...here's the catch bulb life for LEDs is determined by testing for a much shorter time and then extrapolating...so on the face of it, I tend to be skeptical of such claims. Also, unlike other bulbs, LEDs don't typically die with age--they just fade. The life estimate means at the end of the listed life, the bulb will be 70% as bright. For some areas, that's fine. For other places, if I need a brighter light, I may need to replace much sooner.\\n\\nThat said, if it even lasts ten years, it's a bargain and a major savings in hassle! There are two reasons why I'm willing to bet my money on this one: 1. The build on this looks great, and the fact that it has fewer restrictions than other bulbs on its use (more on this below) suggests a superior construction. I am happy to pay for this superior construction. 2. The company offers a lifetime warranty for residential use. Will I really bother to go find Switch Lighting in ten years if my first floor hallway light burns out? Probably not. But it's nice to know the company stands behind the product.\\n\\nThe light on this bulb is decent--a good 2700 color spectrum like my favorite incandescents. But still for me--and this is why I'm taking off a star from an otherwise excellent product--the quality of light is not as good as an incandescent. I may be reacting to Color Rendering Index, or the way it renders colors; incandescents are 100 and most good LEDs (like this one) are 80 or so. Or it could be something else, I tried this first in a floor lamp in my living room and I couldn't handle it there. It gave me a mild headache sitting next to it and if I ever glanced at it, it felt glaring and dizzying. Since the color spectrum was identical to the incandescent that was there before, I was puzzled. My first thought was maybe it was brighter--but I checked the lumen count and it is the same. Not sure if others respond this way, but I don't think LED lights are usable for me in places where I want to sit and relax. I ended up installing this in my first floor hallway (which is where I most wanted it anyway) and even now it is a bit jarring ...somehow less cozy in my otherwise very warm and friendly hallway. I'm going to live with it a few months and see if I get used to it.\\n\\nSo here's the rundown on this bulb:\\n\\nPROS:\\n\\nMore flexible than other LED bulbs. Can be used in fully enclosed fixtures and also it is also UL listed for \\\"damp locations.\\\" That means I can put these on my front porch where the light burns out all the time! Score.\\n\\nOmnidirectional. Light comes from the entire globe of the bulb, making this light more usable in a variety of applications. Directional LEDs shine straight down and are best when you just want a narrow beam under them...like in a can light application.\\n\\nDimmable. I did not test the dimming.\\n\\nGorgeous. Hard to describe, but you have to see it for yourself. It's impressive.\\n\\nEvident good build.\\n\\nSpectrum is 2700 Kelvin, the same as a standard incandescent. Many other LED lights are labeled \\\"warm white\\\" but several I purchased are really 3000 Kelvin, which feels kind of cold to me--like halfway between a good home light and the kind of light in corporate offices, hospitals etc.\\n\\nCompany is responsive and helpful.\\n\\nLifetime warranty for residential consumers. Company says the bulb will last 25,000 hours. Since the location in which I put it probably is on about 45 minutes a day or so it should last about ten years.\\n\\nCONS\\n\\nMore expensive than other bulbs. I think the additional cost is justified by superior light and better construction.\\n\\nFor reasons I don't quite understand, all LED bulbs (including this one) give me a headache when I put them in a floor lamp in my living room where I spend a lot of time sitting. Even in a glass globe in the hallway the incandescent glow is still cozier and mellower to me. I don't think this is psychological as this bulb is so gorgeous I really was favorably disposed to want it to be perfect. I can say the light of this is among the best I've tested....way better than the G7 for example.\\n\\nI'm doing my best to get used to LED lights, since I don't want those mercury-filled CFLs in my life. It's been a rough road for me so far. I don't think I'll be doing a full-scale LED changeover any time soon, but I have installed four of the five bulbs I've tried in my home. I will repost on reliability, energy savings and my tolerance level once I've tried them all for a few months.\",\n \"Product: G7 Power introduces the LED answer to the standard 60W incandescent A19, and it comes without a bright yellow top. G7's new revision produces more light with less power (80 lumens per Watt) which reduces the bulb's overall heat output. At 800 lumens, it will replace a standard 60-watt incandescent bulb in nearly all fixtures. (A 60-watt incandescent puts out approximately 840 lumens.) This bulb uses 1/6th of the power of a standard 60 watt incandescent bulb, and like an incandescent, it distributes light in all directions. Unlike a CFL, this bulb turns on at full brightness and does not contain mercury. The bulb's warm white color temperature (3,000 Kelvin) falls between an incandescent' s light and pure white light. This bulb will pay for itself in energy savings after approximately one year when compared to a 60 watt incandescent used eight hours a day at the rate of 0.12 Dollars per kilowatt hour. This bulb is Energy Star and UL certified, does not emit UV light, and is RoHS compliant. Manufacturing quality control standards meet or exceed ISO9001. Notes: LED bulbs should be used in open luminaries to prevent overheating. They should not be used where they may be exposed to water. G7 is located in Reno, Nevada and is dedicated to efficient solutions. Questions, comments and suggestions are welcomed at support@G7Power.com.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: One of my least favorite LEDs\\n\\nReview: UPDATE 15 MONTHS AFTER ORIGINAL REVIEW: This bulb has been operating without problems for 15 months now. It is in a little-used area in my attic, so perhaps I'm not putting as much stress on it as the reviewers who had failures. Its light quality is fine for the spot high on my attic ceiling. I turn on this light on average once every week or two. I would not purchase this bulb again, as there are better bulbs for the price and I'm not a fan of this company overall. However, I have not, as of yet, had the failure issues others have experienced.\\n\\nORIGINAL REVIEW:\\nThe good news is that, unlike some other LEDs, this one is dimmable. But it comes with many annoying restrictions common to other LEDs: You can't put it outdoors anywhere it might get wet, and you can't put it in an enclosed fixture such as a ceiling light in a glass globe.\\n\\nThat unfortunately leaves very few applications in my house at least. Practically the only spots left are table and floor lamps--ie. in the living room--which I want to have a homey warm feel. And this is not warm and homey, at least to me. Though this one is labeled \\\"warm white\\\" to my eye the temperature and quality of the light is just not nice enough for a living space.\\n\\nPROS:\\n\\nOmnidirectional. This means it gives off light in all directions rather than straight down like all LEDs until recently. This makes it useful for ambient lighting, not just task lighting.\\n\\nDimmable. I tested it in a Lutron slider dimmer switch and it worked great--no buzz, no flicker and excellent performance dimming.\\n\\nComes on instantly with no delay.\\n\\nCONS:\\n\\nHarsh. The company's website says its lights display \\\"a warm, white light that most people find homey and appealing.\\\" I can't say I've polled \\\"most people\\\" but homey is about the last adjective I'd apply to this bulb. I would say it would be about the spectrum of light I'd expect at the office...and that's why I get paid to go there!\\n\\nCan't be used outdoors anywhere it might get wet...so that rules out the front and back porch, two of the main places that inspired me to buy LED bulbs.\\n\\nCan't be used in any fully enclosed light fixtures. Wait, what? Most of the fixtures in my house are fully enclosed, like hallway lights in glass globes. What am I supposed to put there now? Looking for a solution that isn't filled with mercury and is still legal...maybe halogen incandescents?\\n\\nALSO NOTE:\\n\\nMade in China. For me, that's a con. Not a dealbreaker as most bulbs are made in China now that GE closed its U.S. plants, but at least one competitor (the Tess) is made in Taiwan, which I prefer.\\n\\nFinding a place for this light was a major treasure hunt in my home. It had so many restrictions. I tried it in the living room and no, just NO. This is where we unwind, not where we do interrogation sessions. Next step, front and back porch. Box says it's for indoor use or \\\"weather protected\\\" fixtures. Okay, can't use it there.\\n\\nMoving on, how about the first second and third floor hallway landing lights? I would LOVE LEDs there since they are high up , heavily used and a major hassle to change. But the box says not to put it in \\\"completely enclosed\\\" fixtures. Sigh. Okay, how about the closets? No go there, either. All my closets have globes, except an upstairs walk-in and I absolutely want a warm light.\\n\\nGetting desperate now, I checked out the basement, which on the face of it seems good. I have bare bulbs there and don't care much about warmth as I'm usually there doing chores and in \\\"work\\\" mode anyway. But an immediate hurdle: All but one of the lights in my basement are on motion detectors. I checked the motion detector package and it's rated for CFLs and incandescents only. (UPDATE in 2014: I did test my First Alert motion detectors and they seem to be working with the Switch 75 LED; haven't tried them with this one.)\\n\\nOkay, so one slot left in the basement which is not on a motion detector. It's actually a PERFECT place for an LED as I always forget to turn it off, wasting energy. I put in this bulb and tried it for an hour...working under it, walking by it etc. Couldn't hack it. It's just too close to a pathway and too low over my head and this bulb is too harsh. Oddly the Tess bulb which has the same Kelvin score and I believe a very similar CRI (both terms defined below at end of the review) was less harsh and I put this bulb there. I don't know why the Tess is nicer to me. Some reviewers have said good things about the \\\"Cree chip\\\" in it.\\n\\nLast step in my saga: An attic light that's very high up--about ten feet. First, it's a pain to change with a ladder and second, from that height the cool light is not harsh to my eyes. It actually looks BETTER in this spot than the 60 watt incandescent it replaced. Items under it actually look better illuminated and brighter and I like the light in this spot a lot. So finally, a win! I will use it here and update my review as I see how it performs.\\n\\nMy three star rating is a \\\"meh.\\\" It works great in the one spot I could find for it, but it has so many disadvantages I could only find one good spot for it in a household of dozens of sockets!\\n\\nDEFINITIONS/SPECS:\\n\\nLumens: The brightness of a light. This bulb gives off 800 lumens of light, equivalent to a standard 60 watt.\\n\\nKelvins: Measure of the warmness or coolness of light, with the higher numbers being cooler. A lot of CFLs and LED lights these days are labeled \\\"warm white,\\\" including this one, which is 3000 Kelvin. I'm not sure who gets to define \\\"warm white\\\"--is there an official definition or is it just consensus among manufacturers who want to sell us stuff and \\\"cool, harsh, ugly\\\" doesn't sell? I would advise everyone to save yourselves some hassle by testing your own personal limits. My tests found my personal definition of \\\"warm enough to like in my living space\\\" is 2700-2800--the Kelvins, such as a Sylvania soft white incandescent or GE Reveal. Anything else for me gives me the impression I'm in a hospital, prison or office.\\n\\nCRI: The :Color Rendering Index,\\\" is a measure of how naturally and accurately a light shows colors. A standard fluorescent will be around 60, which is why everything looks so sickly under them. Standard incandescents, now increasingly unavailable, are 100. This bulb is 80 according to the manufacturer's website. So far I'm not seeing CRI disclosed on packages of products but I'd love to see it there. 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The continuous drain option increases flexibility by allowing you to continuously drain the condensate water for long unattended operation. A smart digital humidistat control system automatically senses room moisture levels and activates dehumidification to accurately maintain desired humidity levels to reduce allergy & odor causing mold & mildew, while a washable air filter helps catch unwanted dust from the air.\". The summary of the review text is \"Honeywell 70-Pint Energy Star Portable Dehumidifer\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Our basement is a few yards from several underground springs that bubble to the surface. This water coupled with humid summers in Georgia make our basement seem like a sauna. Lastly, our a/c and furnace unit is in the basement as well as the septic alarm.\n\nWe've woken up to our basement flooded from a clogged a/c pipe. Septic has overflowed (yuck, yuck, yuck). Suffice to say, we need a dehumidifier in our basement at all times--not just summer.\n\nWe've had a Whirlpool 70 pint dehumidifier and a GE 70 pint in the past and liked it but the constant use has us replacing it in a few years. I was excited to try this and so far, it's a winner.\n\nThe hookup is so easy. I can't fake ignorance of appliance use (like the mower and hot water tank). It's a bit heavy but we won't be hauling it upstairs at all and I like the lines if this one. The Whirlpool vent is much bigger and noticeable. Noise level is minimal too. It being an Energy Star is a nice bonus"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Our basement is a few yards from several underground springs that bubble to the surface. This water coupled with humid summers in Georgia make our basement seem like a sauna. Lastly, our a/c and furnace unit is in the basement as well as the septic alarm.\n\nWe've woken up to our basement flooded from a clogged a/c pipe. Septic has overflowed (yuck, yuck, yuck). Suffice to say, we need a dehumidifier in our basement at all times--not just summer.\n\nWe've had a Whirlpool 70 pint dehumidifier and a GE 70 pint in the past and liked it but the constant use has us replacing it in a few years. I was excited to try this and so far, it's a winner.\n\nThe hookup is so easy. I can't fake ignorance of appliance use (like the mower and hot water tank). It's a bit heavy but we won't be hauling it upstairs at all and I like the lines if this one. The Whirlpool vent is much bigger and noticeable. Noise level is minimal too. It being an Energy Star is a nice bonus"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: This versatile addition to the Artist Series features a new multi-stage flat grille design for precise positioning close to the sound source. Equipped with a neodymium magnet for high-output performance, the ATM650 has a frequency response tailored for clear sound reproduction of guitar cabinets, snare and percussion. A-Ts innovative dual-wall floating construction banishes handling noise.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Audio-Technica ATM Hypercardioid Dynamic Instrument Microphone\n\nReview: I didn't mean to order this but the school where I work needed to use it. I sent it to the music/band teacher and here are her thoughts on it.\n\n1. Set up was super easy for her. I, as a tone-deaf novice, tried to help her but she waved me away and this set up with thirty minutes.\n\n2. She loves this brand. Most of her smaller equipment is from Audio-Technica. She said when she actually gets a choice for equipment, this is the brand she chooses\n\n3. Piggybacking on #2, it's durable. It has to be because the musicians that use this are in grades 6, 7, and 8.\n\n4. Sound quality is, in her words, phenomenal.\n\n5. The price for similar products is comparable. It may be a little high but for the quality she likes it.","Product: No controller adapters, no cables, just completely wireless DTS Headphone: X 7.1 Channel Surround Sound that puts you in the center of the action. Designed for Xbox One, the powerful Ear Force Stealth 500X delivers incredible interference-free wireless audio and chat through a comfortable, functional headset design. The Stealth 500X also includes a mobile cable for making calls, mobile gaming or for connecting a phone to get text or call notifications while gaming.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Turtle Beach Ear Force Stealth 500X Premium\n\nReview: My 13 year old son pounced on this product like a ninja. It's been four hours and we've not heard a peep out of him in the game room.\n\nAfter wafting a slice of pepperoni pizza under his nose, he surfaced to give me his review.\n\nGood sound quality and compatibility with Xbox.\nDue to the design, it eliminates background noises as well as a parent's plea to empty the trash.\nSnug fit ensures this.\nHe loves, loves, loves the microphone. All of his friends said there was no static or mumbling\nIt's comfortable\nLikes the wireless aspect\nEasy to start using right out of the box.\n\nETA: I have downgraded this from 5 to 1 stars. This microphone broke with no apparent reason. The actual earphones stopped working a two weeks ago. We have tried several times to contact Turtle Beach customer support but there has been no response. Save your money and buy another brand.","Product: Volume plus mascara creates full body, high volume lashes in a single stroke. This rich creamy formula is clinically proven to naturally increase lash thickness and promote lash growth\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Vincent Longo Volume Plus Mascara\n\nReview: I liked this. I didn't love it. If I pay $25.00 for a mascara, you better believe I would love it. I usually buy Boots mascara at the local Target.\n\nI have sparse, skimpy eyelashes. I have problems with allergic reactions so it was with a great deal of trepidation that I tried this. I used it for a week at work (I work in school). The weather fluctuated between cold (36 F) to warm (75 F). It rained and it was windy and sunny.\n\nIt didn't cause any reactions. The volume was there and the color was consistent. Removal at night was a breeze.\n\nThe reason it didn't get 5 stars was because around 3:00 p.m. I would catch a look in a mirror and I had raccoon eyes. The wind and rain made me look like I had two black eyes.","Product: La Cuisine's Saute 3.75 Qt. Cast Iron Casserole provides a beautiful presentation for rice or potato dishes. La Cuisine's cast iron cookware is crafted using sand molds, which are used only once, forging a lighter product with a very fine enamel finish that is truly unique. Wonderfully versatile, La Cuisine's saute casseroles are suited to the oven and all cooktops, including induction. Food heats through evenly and remains hot until served. The non-toxic cream enamel interior surface gives excellent food release that improves through continued use, and is simple to clean just wash in warm water. Whatever your skill level, La Cuisine is perfect for no-fuss, healthy cooking and looks great as it goes straight from cooking on the stovetop or in the oven to serving at the table or buffet (our trivets, sold separately, are recommended for table/buffet use).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: La Cuisine LC 3100 Cast Iron Casserole\n\nReview: Now THIS is what all cast iron products should be compared to because this dutch oven is the best. Pricey but totally worth it.\n\nIt's super heavy but I like the edges around the pot and top. Sort of bumpy or ridged? I don't know the exact why to describe it but I bet these notches help with keeping the food inside from drying out. I did a lasagna type bake that I usually bake in a large pyrex glass pan and it cooked nicely. I took off the lid to \"crust\" the cheese. The handles are also large enough to fit my oven mitt hands with no trouble.\n\nThe color is a true red and with black accents. I will probably be buying one for my best friend's Christmas present as she is a huge UGA Bulldog fan and the colors fit nicely in her kitchen.\n\nBeing cast iron and smooth enamel, cleaning is not as easy as other pots and pans but I didn't have to soak it overnight like I do some Pyrex glass baking pans. I am also betting this will be one of those dishes that you never throw away. After","Product: The 5 Inch Memory Foam Mattress will work with most daybeds, trundle beds, and bunk beds, providing conforming comfort with a memory foam layer that molds to the natural shape of your body. The full support high density foam base layer provides long lasting durability and stability. Pink and blue terry cover versions include a moisture barrier. Smartly Shipped - Our patented technology allows our mattresses to be efficiently compressed, rolled and shipped in a box conveniently to your door. Please open your mattress package within 72 hours of receipt and allow 48 hours for your new mattress to return to its original, plush shape. Worry free 10 year limited warranty. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sleep Master Memory Foam Mattress\n\nReview: My daughter just inherited her twin bed from her older brother who grew out of it. She was wanting a new mattress so she wouldn't have to sleep on her brother's old one and get teen age boy germs.\n\nThis mattress came in by FedEx. It was in a three foot tall box but extremely light. Unpacking it from its protective outer cover was a challenge. I don't suggest using a razor or knife because both the outer cover and inner bag are wrapped very tight around mattress. Use a smaller pair of scissors.\n\nThe first night, we laid it out on the living room floor to make sure it unrolled. We detected no smell or any odor. My daughter's bed does not have a box spring for support. Instead she has a bunky board. We were concerned that the foam mattress would not have enough padding to cover the the hardness of the board. However, it does. My husband laid on the bed and couldn't feel anything but the supportive foam. Daughter loves it.\n\nThe only con is that it is very low. Our bed has a headboard and the pillow will be wedged between the mattress and headboard so we stuffed several stuffed animals to block the opening.","Product: DIIs silicone kitchen cookware accessories are high quality products made to protect you from heat. DIIs silicone products are heat proof up to 475 degrees Fahrenheit and heat resistant up to 600 degrees Fahrenheit. DII produces quality you can count on. DII kitchen silicone cookware accessories are made with pure FDA Grade, 100% BPA Free Silicone. DII hygienic silicone lids are designed in a single body uniform, continuous silicone that has no crevices for bacteria and food particles to hide in and collect over time. DIIs silicone lids have a convenient hanging hole that allows for quick access in the kitchen and easy hanging storage. Silicone Lids are the perfect way to add lids to pots, pans, and baking dishes that previously had none. DIIs silicone lids offer a suction seal for easy food storage, cooking, baking & serving. These lids withstand heat up to 475 degrees Fahrenheit, making them perfect on the stove, in the oven, or in the microwave. These lids double as a splatter guard for cooking greasy items, such as bacon. Easily fits on different sizes of pots, pans & bowls. DII silicone lids come in these different sizes: 11.25 inch diameter, 8.75 inch diameter & 6.75 inch diameter. Place these wonderful silicone lids on your bowls, pots, pans, and more. DII silicone lids come in a variety of sizes to provide you with the perfect sizes for you! DII silicone lids are perfect for cooking on the stove. These easy to use boil over lids provide you with no messy overflow to clean while cooking. 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The power to go beyond blending; blend faster and smoother with the Kenwood blend-x pro. Kenwood's patented MultiZone blade technology, powered by a high torque QuattroPolemotor, has 30% more cutting action for perfectly smooth, consistent results. With 6 pre-set programs for blending drinks, soups, fine or coarse chopping and ice crushing, you can easily create your favorite recipes all in less than 60 seconds! blend your favorite, healthy smoothies in less than 60 seconds, chop fresh guacamole in only 10 seconds and more original recipes with the help of the bonus recipe book. The unique variable speed control allows fine tuning and precision blending to customize any recipe. Blend hot and cold ingredients in the ThermoResist carafe without fear of cracking or shattering. Clean up is easier than ever with the auto rinse feature, removable blades and dishwasher safe components. Equipped with a sleek, brushed aluminum face and internal cord housing, the blend-x pro is a professionally-inspired blender with a contemporary design for the home countertop.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Kenwood BM800GY Blend-X Pro Blender.\n\nReview: When your chef niece is jealous of your blender, you know this is a good one. I almost had to resort to searching her purse when she left. While she admired the motor, her fiance liked the sleek silver bullet look. Very modern feeling but heavy. This blender will not \"walk\" across the counter like the blender we received at our wedding 17 years ago.\n\nMixing margaritas was a snap and making slushies were a breeze. The motor is a bit loud but it is not unexpected. It is not a problem as it obliterates anything in its pitcher within seconds so the motor is not on that long.\n\nCleaning is typical of a blender. Some are dishwasher safe but I typically hand wash and wipe down all parts. To me, it seems to extend appliance life,\n\nWith its' performance, I'm tempted into throwing a \"blender party\" to see how many different food and drink items this baby can make.","Product: DIIs silicone kitchen utensils and cookware accessories are high quality products made to protect you from heat. DIIs silicone products are heat proof up to 480 F and heat resistant up to 600 F. DII produces quality you can count on. DII kitchen silicone utensils and cookware accessories are made with pure FDA Grade, 100% BPA Free Silicone. DII hygienic silicone utensils have a flexible metal core in a single body uniform, continuous silicone that has no crevices for bacteria and food particles to hide in and collect over time. The durable metal interior gives flexibility plus stiffness for easy grip and use. DIIs silicone utensils and silicone cookware are non-stick and flexible for easy food release. All DIIs silicone spatulas and products fit comfortably in your hand for all multiple-use purposes. DIIs cooking utensils has a convenient hanging hole that allows for quick access in the kitchen and easy hanging storage. DIIs premium cooking utensils and cookware are bright and colorful to enhance your cooking, baking and dining experiences. DIIs colorful silicone utensils brighten your cooking and baking involvement. Cook and bake like a professional with DIIs high quality silicone kitchen utensils and cookware. DII offers silicone spatula sets, silicone kitchen tools, silicone baking sets, silicone suction and food cover lids, silicone potholder with spoon rest set, and silicone boil over sets. DIIs silicone baking set comes with two wonderful non-stick silicone baking mats. These baking mats are 16 inches by 12 inches to fit perfectly into an 18 inch by 13 inch cookie sheet or baking pan. DIIs silicone baking mats are perfect for baking chicken, fish, and all your yummy baked goods. Bring a pop of color to your baking experience with DIIs silicone baking set in either purple or red. Simplify your baking hassles by using these silicones baking sheet that replaces the use of parchment paper. Not only will it save you money on parchment paper, these baking mats will replace your need for non-stick spray and oil. DII baking sets baking mats will extend the life and use of your metal baking and cookie sheets. DIIs silicone baking set is not complete without its extraordinary, compacted, oven gripper. These pot and oven grippers are heat resistant up to 600 degrees protecting you while cooking, barbecuing, and serving. Protect your hands with DII oven and pot grippers. Throw out your old pot holders and oven mitts, these modern silicone pot and oven grippers will grip and withstand higher heat levels than cloth oven mitt and potholders. DIIs durable oven grippers are a kitchen essential. These oven and pot grippers are great for gripping hard to open jars and canning. DIIs baking set comes with a flexible and sturdy basting brush. Use this amazing pastry brush for baking, brushing, icing, barbequing, and so much more. Bake and cook away without worrying about the basting brush melting. These silicone pastry brushes are heat resistant to 600 degrees. DIIs pastry brush allows you to spread oil, butter, spices, soy sauce, marinades, and sauces with an easy movement of the wrist. The slick modern bristle design is handy for any time you need to spread liquids without scratching surfaces. To view more product visit www.amazon.com/dii\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: DII Kitchen Heat Resistant Trivets\n\nReview: DII continues to produce inexpensive yet durable cooking items.\n\nI like this color. It's a tomato red and goes great with my kitchen--decorated in what loosely can be described as French countryside--green and butter yellow with warm red accents.\n\nI use this primarily as a trivet set. It's not thick but it is thick enough for Pyrex dishes not touch my granite counter top. It doesn't slide so it beats a traditional pot holder. I like the fact that it is dishwasher safe. We did use the dishwasher the first time we used these but any spillover washes out pretty easily. However, you need to clean it quickly after something spills because if it dries in between the bumps, it is difficult to clean without the dishwasher.","Product: Lenox offers a truly legendary collection of ornaments that has been a treasured part of American holidays for generations. Unmatched quality and hand craftsmanship result in exquisite collectibles that bring a special glow to your home. No other gift expresses the joy of the season more than a specially-chosen ornament for the people who mean the most to you. Best of all, this remarkable collection is created by Lenox, the name more closely associated with holiday entertaining than any other. The confidence that Lenox has in the unmatched durability of every product they offer is backed up by a lifetime breakage replacement policy to guarantee many years of enjoyment to each customer. Enjoy a winter wonderland as a holiday fantasy comes to beautiful life in this miniature snowglobe. Crafted of Lenox porcelain, this ornament includes a lustrous gold rope with tassel for hanging and comes beautifully packaged in an iconic seasonal red box to make a perfect gift.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Lenox Nutcracker Snowglobe Ornament\n\nReview: I love Lenox. My nativity display is the China Jewels. The craftsmanship is apparent. It was pricey but worth it.\n\nThis ornament disappoints both in appearance and quality. The nutcracker has no real definition and no detail in the the features. The globe is small and I think that is where it goes wrong. The porcelain overwhelms the snow globe. The ivory seems much bigger in reality than the picture. It is a poor design. Good idea but not so good execution.\n\nThe paint on the porcelain on my ornament is straight and up to Lenox standards which is why I am giving it two stars.\n\nThe picture is an extreme close up so you can see how indistinct nutcracker is","Product: Serta's stable-base foundation provides consistent support across the bottom of the mattress and lasting durability to the mattress sleep set. The unique construction of this foundation isolates the impact of your sleep partners movements, so you can sleep undisturbed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Serta Low Profile Foundation\n\nReview: 5 stars for the foundation. -5 stars for abysmal delivery company\n\nMy husband is a heavy sleeper. While he is able to sleep through an alien attack, I will wake up to the slightest movement.\n\nWe have recently bought a new mattress through the Original Mattress Factory based in Atlanta as we always do every 8 years or so. This fit nicely with the new mattress. I had my doubts about weight and effectiveness. It's very light and low but I am very pleasantly surprised. I barely feel any movement when I took a nap and oddly, my husband's snoring has decreased. I don't know if it's because of the support.\n\nThe stitching is strong and the outer rim is a deep midnight blue. If you don't have a bed skirt, it looks nice on it's own. There was a slight smell. It was not bad but we sprayed it down with Febreeze.\n\nLastly, the shipping company is a nightmare. I an email from Amazon saying that the shipping company has not been able to reach me. That is flat out lie by the shipper. A few minutes later the company called to tell me they will be out the next day between 1:00 pm and 7:00 pm. That's a huge window and when I asked to narrow it down to a four hour, the person said no. Poor shipping so just be aware of it.","Product: As more people seek healthier lifestyles, they're including gluten free choices in their diet. And with the premium Panasonic YR2500, it's easy to make, bake and enjoy tasty, gluten free breads, and doughs for pasta, pizza and more. But gluten free is only one of the eight bread and eight dough modes you can choose from with this full-featured, fully automatic bread maker. Those who like the tastes and textures of traditional breads and doughs can select their favorite styles as well - and savor the same fresh, scrumptious results. Whatever your preference, this smart, easy-to-use bread maker is ideally suited for all types of flour. Use your own recipes, or an included recipe book features step-by-step directions for the creation of delicious breads and doughs. Choose from basic white, whole wheat and multi-grain breads, French, fruit and nut breads, as well as doughs for pastas, pizza, rolls, croissants and tea cakes. Convenient touch-pad controls and a large LCD screen let you select your style of bread, loaf size (medium or extra large) and light or dark crust. From there, the YR2500 automatically mixes, kneads, rises and bakes your bread to perfection. In the process, smart dispensers automatically add and evenly distribute yeast, plus raisins, dried fruits or chopped nuts at all the right intervals. When done, the non-stick, diamond fluorine-coated inner pan and stay-cool loop handle make removing bread and dough safe and simple, and cleanup quick and easy. A 13-hour preset timer lets you bake bread overnight to enjoy at breakfast, or during the day for fresh bread with dinner.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Panasonic SD-YR2500 GF Bread Maker\n\nReview: I have had several bread makers in the past. Three died from overuse and I'm on number 4. This is number 5. Although no one has been diagnosed in my family as sensitive to gluten products, I suspect my husband is. The directions for use are very well-written and understandable.\n\nI did a basic white bread recipe and it was gobbled up in two hours by my kids. My husband used it to make open face sandwich with ground beef, gravy and provolone cheese. It was crispy on the outside and very soft in the middle. It really held up to the open face sandwich. Very even taste.\n\nI tried the gluten free and since I have no frame of reference, the taste had no depth. What I mean is that when you bite into a regular loaf, there's a yeasty aftertaste. The gluten free loaf reminded me of plain white rice. Filling but not a lot of flavor. Appearance was slightly darker but the texture was gritty. I did try a gluten free recipe I found on[...]. The taste was out of this world.","Product: Our Euro10 Mattress is truly constructed unlike any other mattress. The Zenapur foam base layer has sculpted and crafted channels ergonomically place throughout the core to contours precisely to your body providing the ideal level of support. These channels also capture and circulate air which keeps the mattress fresh and cool, whisking away any heat build-up, so you sleep cool and comfortable. The top comfort layer is a bio renewable Soy based gel memory foam which reduces pressure, eliminating tossing and turning. The soy gel memory foam also regulates temperature and moisture for a nearly perfect nights sleep. The mattress fabric contains a unique technology called Phase Change which manages your sleeping climate keeping it temperate neutral at all times.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Toende Queen Luxury Gel Mattress\n\nReview: My husband has back problems and a mild sleep apnea problem. He doesn't use a c-pac but can't sleep on his back. Our previous interspring mattress was tailor made for him at a high price. It's a great mattress but this one is better.\n\nThe delivery was a breeze. It was vacuumed packed in a large roll about five feet. The USPS man said it weighed about 75 lbs when he put it on our porch.\n\nBe careful when you unseal it. Make sure it is on your bed before you open the plastic covering so you can unroll it into place. It expands rapidly and eventually reaches its' full size in about 2 minutes.\n\nAfter three nights on it, my husband pronounced it \"wonderful\". Although it is not advertised as a heat reducing or cooling mattress, hubby said it doesn't seem to be heat retention. It conforms to his body nicely but supports it. Morning back pain is gone. I caught him sleeping on his back with no apnea problems. I'm not saying it cured it but it's a wonderful that proper support can help back pain.\n\nThe only problem is getting out of the bed takes some getting used to. Rolling out of this mattress for my husband is difficult. You must sit up and put your feet down and pull yourself up.","Product: Serta's stable-base foundation provides consistent support across the bottom of the mattress and lasting durability to the mattress sleep set. The unique construction of this foundation isolates the impact of your sleep partners movements, so you can sleep undisturbed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Serta Low Profile Foundation\n\nReview: 5 stars for the foundation. -5 stars for abysmal delivery company\n\nMy husband is a heavy sleeper. While he is able to sleep through an alien attack, I will wake up to the slightest movement.\n\nWe have recently bought a new mattress through the Original Mattress Factory based in Atlanta as we always do every 8 years or so. This fit nicely with the new mattress. I had my doubts about weight and effectiveness. It's very light and low but I am very pleasantly surprised. I barely feel any movement when I took a nap and oddly, my husband's snoring has decreased. I don't know if it's because of the support.\n\nThe stitching is strong and the outer rim is a deep midnight blue. If you don't have a bed skirt, it looks nice on it's own. There was a slight smell. It was not bad but we sprayed it down with Febreeze.\n\nLastly, the shipping company is a nightmare. I an email from Amazon saying that the shipping company has not been able to reach me. That is flat out lie by the shipper. A few minutes later the company called to tell me they will be out the next day between 1:00 pm and 7:00 pm. That's a huge window and when I asked to narrow it down to a four hour, the person said no. Poor shipping so just be aware of it.","Product: Function and fashion come together to deliver the best in style and performance. These sleek, stainless steel Cuisinart toasters are designed to accommodate all types of bread selections and shade preferences. High-lift carriages, generous slots and precision settings, make these the toasters everyone will want to trade up to!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cuisinart 4 slice Metal Toaster\n\nReview: My son has started a frozen waffle phase--you know, when your kid eats nothing but a certain food for a month and then moves on. As a 15 year old boy, he eats and eats and eats....This makes his foraging less invasive. He can toast four waffles at a time and he is out of my kitchen in a few minutes.\n\nIt is a bit slow to toast but I'm willing to trade that for the four slots. My daughter toasts her breakfast bagel every morning along side of my toast. My husband likes to eat the frozen pastry pop tart things. We've cleaned it with no problem and although it looks a bit retro, it's fits in with my \"French country\" kitchen. I like the toasting options since we all seem to have four different toasting issues.","Product: The Zinus Modern Studio Collection is an ideal combination of function and style. The TV Media Stand/ Table is functional for many purposes in your main living space. At 40 inches long it can accommodate a larger TV and includes an additional lower shelf for accessory and gaming storage. The sturdy, black square steel tubing and high density panel with rich brown wood grain finish will add an elegant touch to any dcor. Easy to assemble. Worry free limited 1 year warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Zinus Modern Studio Collection TV Media Stand\n\nReview: My teens stay downstairs to play on the Xbox and Playstation. We had a cheap table from Wally World that did good but with the weight of the large TV it started bowing in the middle.\n\nWe got this for a replacement. It was very easy to put together--really didn't need the directions but my Boy Scout son did follow them. It's a bit shorter than I realized but in the end, it worked out since the kids sit on bean bags while playing. It seems sturdier than the old table but very sleek almost post modern. It has some good weight to it also.\n\nWhat I don't like about it are the corners. Very painful when you jab your knee on it.","Product: Right-size seating designed just for them, the Foam Snuggle Chair from Delta Children will go anywhere they do. Perfect for the playroom, living room or your child's bedroom, this cozy foam chair is lightweight enough to move from room to room. The slipcover is constructed of soft fabric that's easy to clean and features contrasting piping for added interest.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Delta Children Foam Snuggle Chair\n\nReview: As with the other reviewers, I find myself wondering why this is priced so high? Foam and slipcover. That's all. Then you have to put it together. When I saw the box, I thought maybe it was like one of those foam mattresses--the ones you cut the seal and it self inflates into the right shape. This isn't like that. My husband put it together and it looks sort of like the picture.\n\nI gave it an extra star because before our nephew sat it in, the dog hacked up a lung on it. We pulled it apart, pretreated it with <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Zout-Triple-Enzyme-Formula-Laundry-Stain-Remover-Spray-22-Ounce/dp/B000QR94VI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Zout Triple Enzyme Formula Laundry Stain Remover Spray, 22 Ounce</a> and immediately cleaned it. 99% of the stain came out but I still see a faint outline. Juice and milk will probably come out all the way.","Product: The Honeywell hl Series portable air conditioner combines 3-in-1 technology into one luscious and sleek body, cooling and dehumidifying areas 450-550 square feet. It features an auto-evaporation system, a reliable dehumidifying function as well as a traditional three speed fan only function delivering optimum cooling, dehumidification and fresh ventilation. The full-function remote control allows you to operate each feature from across the room. Unlike a fixed air conditioner unit, the Honeywell portable air conditioner requires no permanent installation and the smooth-gliding caster wheels provide easy mobility from room to room. A special sleep mode setting allows you to control the temperature for comfort during the night. This portable air conditioner comes with everything needed including a flexible exhaust hose and an easy-to-install window venting kit. The window vent can be removed when the unit is not in use.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Honeywell HL12CESWG HL Portable Unit.\n\nReview: Living in the Deep South with an aging central air conditioner,, our unit goes out at least once a summer usually on Friday night. We call and two days later because we don't want to pay off-hour rates, our a/c guy comes out and patches it up. I say a little prayer asking God to keep the unit running for the rest of the hot season.\n\nThe days or hours before the repair visit are a nightmare. We living in a split level so the vast majority of our living space is upstairs. Our lot is wooded so we do get some shade but by 5:30 p.m. when I start dinner, the bedrooms, kitchen and family room are sweltering.\n\nAnd sure enough, the first heat wave (90's with 100% humidity and no rain), Old Faithful conked out last night. Now as I write this, it is Sunday morning. We stuck it in the family room (reasoning below). My kids slept in the family room last night with no problem. My husband and I slept in the extra bedroom downstairs with two fans. We got this as a back up for days like these. We didn't want to invest in a permanent wall unit so this seemed like a great choice.\n\nExcept it's just a good choice.\n\nPros:\n1. The unit is quiet and does pump out some cooled air in the family room (about 450 square feet). We do have high cathedral ceilings so it didn't quite reach the desired cooling temp.\n2. It's as quiet as a window unit.\n3. It's a dehumidifier and heater. The directions in the owners manual refer to fan as a heater but as one astute customer pointed out, it is not a \"heater\" in the strictest sense.\n4. Due to the low amount of hot air it expels, we've opted not to use the exhaust hose.\n5. As a safety precaution, you even try to re-position it, the unit stops working for a second and turns back on.\n6. We use the \"drain as necessary approach\" as opposed to the continuous drain and there is an indicator light when the unit needs to be drained. Since we've had high humidity, we noticed a drop in thirty minutes. My husband is paranoid so he drained this morning and very little liquid came out.\n7. The remote control works well within sight distance. My husband is a big proponent of this since he is lazy (his words not mine). The display in the remote has the same display values as the unit itself.\n8. The sleep mode (we used last night) and the sleep program worked according to directions however it didn't suit our cooling needs. It changes temperatures on its own to conserve electricity (goes up a degree during the night and then maintains it until hour 8 and it starts cooling again). We like our house crypt-like at night (cold and dark).\n9. It's portable. It rolls across hardwood, tile and carpet with no problem.\n\nCons:\n1. It's huge; takes up a lot of floor space.\n2 The exhaust pipe must be 20 inches from window to the unit so it sticks out from the wall to three feet.\n3. In a home built in the 1990's, the bedrooms are very small. Even though the unit would cool the bedrooms with no problem, it's too big for the room because of the floor space if we use the exhaust hose. It's almost too big if we don't use the hose.\n4. And for biggest problem: We have standard builder windows. All store curtains fit as well as blinds without trimming. The window bracket kit that goes into the window to allow the exhaust hose to expel hot air is so big, it doesn't fit our 32 inch windows. It is the oddly sized expandable plastic piece that braces the window and hose. It would definitely fit a larger window or even a smaller but the design is flawed. The kit is 2 pieces of plastic that expand and contract and you can use just one of the 2. Using 1, you get about 26.5 inches but due to the exhaust port, when you put the second piece in, the minimum size grows to a minimum of 33.5 making it a full 1.5 inches too wide. We will likely end up trimming the second piece if our make-shift wood block doesn't work or the hot air exhaust gets excessive.","Product: The Winix HR1000 air cleaner combines advanced air cleaning technologies with user Centric elegant design, to create an Elite member of the Winix family; best used in any area of the home (rooms up to 400 square feet). sporting a 5-Stage air purification system with washable Pre-Filter, coated Deodorization (CD) carbon filter, anti-microbial true HEPA filter and Winix PlasmaWave technology. The HR1000 is one of our premier Wi-Fi enabled products; compatible with the Winix smart app.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Winix HR1000 5 Stage Air Clearner\n\nReview: My seven year old niece, Sam, has severe allergies (pollen, peanuts, pet dander, dust mites). She carries an Epi-pen wherever she goes so she has it in case of severe reaction for the peanuts. The other allergens are more annoyance. She's on a couple of different meds including a breathing treatment. Because of this, she never has been able to spend the night because we live in a rural area of Atlanta and we have two indoor hairy dogs and honestly, I am not the best housekeeper.\n\nThis lifesaver arrived packaged well and with no damage. It is lightweight and picking it up and moving it around the house is no problem. Assembly was a snap and it's actually quiet. It reminds me of \"white noise\" and actually is soothing. It comes with three filters and will be easy to change when needed. The first one is a prefilter and is completely washable. There is a timer and Sam was able to operate it by herself. It's a very intuitive machine. We have not used the Wifi feature since we have only had it a few days but I will update if needed.\n\nMy brother has a Honeywell air purifier at his house but this one blows (no pun intended) that one away. Granted it is about half the cost but given the fact that Sam woke up the first morning at my house with no stopped up nose was a blessing.","Product: TP-LINK's Archer C20i comes with the next generation Wi-Fi standard - 802.11ac, backward compatible with 802.11n and 3 times faster than wireless N speeds. With higher power efficiency and robust security, 802.11ac is the perfect way to accelerate a home multimedia network and solve congestion that multiple devices may cause.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: TP-LINK Archer C20i AC750 Dual Band Wireless AC Router\n\nReview: 4 stars\nEasy set up. The wizard (set up disk) that came with the unit seemed pretty intuitive and easy for this novice to work with but Im not a big fan of mini CDs. I had some concern about the through put based on the distance within about 50 feet is was a screaming machine, as I moved further from the unit, the signal degraded to about what I get with my previous unit. I run it downstairs and most of my internet activity is upstairs. We have always had a bit of an issue with rooms beyond the line of sight with a fireplace that tends to absorb a good amount of the signal.\n\nSecurity settings were pretty straight forward, not unlike my old Linksys and Netgear units however, I never did locate any instructions either in the box or disk on how to disable the SSID broadcast. I ended up on the website but accomplished that goal.\n\nOverall Id say a mixed review. I like the setup and using the Xbox on it, improved the gaming performance but I had hoped for greater all home coverage from a single unit, that is, not having to use my signal booster. So, would I get rid of a working unit and consider this an upgrade, no, but if Im replacing a burned out or out of date unit, yes, Id buy it again.","Product: The D-Link AC3150 Ultra Wi-Fi Router (DIR-885L/R) is packed with advanced features, like 4x4 data streams, dual band speeds of up to 3,150Mbps (1000Mbps in 2.4GHz and 2167Mbps in 5GHz), Smart Connect and Advanced AC Smart Beam technologies to deliver premium performance for today's most demanding tasks like HD streaming and gaming to multiple devices. The AC3150 is designed with four high-performance external antennas and high power amplifiers to deliver maximum range around your home and yard. The DIR-885L is equipped with MU-MIMO to provide high-bandwidth Wi-Fi signal to multiple devices at the same time.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: D-Link AC3150 Dual Band Wireless Gigabit Router\n\nReview: We got this to replace our <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Linksys-AC1900-Dual-Band-Open-Source-WiFi-Wireless-Router-WRT1900ACS/dp/B014MIBLSA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Linksys AC1900 Dual Band Open Source WiFi Wireless Router (WRT1900ACS)</a>. We loved the Linksys but the dog got to it behind the desk and promptly chewed it to pieces.\nWe have four cell phones, three laptops, one desktop and two Kindles running off this.\n\nPros:\nMy hubby (works in IT) and my computer geek son installed this in a few minutes.\nBigger than expected. It's about the size of a Harry Potter book with four poles sticking up. It's not discreet.\nCost wise it's less expensive than our previous router\nSpeed wise we have seen no loss of speed while connected--we have Xfinity as our internet provider.\n\nCons:\nRuns warm. I'm not sure if I'd put this under a desk or where ventilation is poor.\n****Drops signal without warning**** Hubby can't trace the break in signal to anything except this router.","Product: Designed for iPad Air 2, this QODE Ultimate Keyboard Case offers comfortable, natural typing reminiscent of working on a laptop's keyboard. The keys are well-spaced and responsive, so you can type faster and more accurately than you can with your tablet's touchscreen alone. The keyboard also includes iPad specific shortcut keys. Choose from three viewing angles, each secured by dual neodymium magnets that will hold your iPad Air 2 at the exact angle you want it-no shifting or slipping, even while typing on your lap. The keyboard is so smart, there's no need for a power button--it turns on when you need it and off when you don't. The long-lasting battery offers 264 hours of active battery life and 4,300 hours of standby. The keyboard folds away when you don't need it, making it easy to comfortably watch videos or browse the internet. Convenient cutouts in the keyboard case give you access to all the tablet's ports and buttons. You can charge your tablet or snap a quick photo with ease--there's no need to remove the iPad Air 2 cover. The QODE Ultimate Keyboard Case is compatible with iPad Air 2 devices.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Belkin QODE Ultimate Lite Keyboard Case\n\nReview: I work in a school district that uses Ipads instead of textbooks for all of high school and some of middle school. All the 8th graders have them and all the teachers are issued one.\n\nI use a Kindle at home but the district requires me to use this while at work. I'm not a big Ipad fan anyway so when I saw this, I jumped on it. I am not a graceful person so I need a heavy duty cover.\n\nPros:\nOf course, it fits snugly with no danger of falling out.\nThe keys are big enough to actually type with and not peck at like the Ipad itself\nIt's not \"pretty\" but it is made of very tough plastic so the Ipad is protected\nI like the magnetic strip that props up and holds the Ipad to the keyboard.\nBattery life for the keyboard seems to be good.\nI was able to attach a sticker to it (my name) and it has not peeled off.\n\nCons\nNone that I can tell. I just wish there was a comparable one for the Kindle Fire (Old Gen)","Product: LUMIX Wi-Fi Enabled Tough Adventure Camera\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Panasonic NEC-TS6D Linux WiFi Camera\n\nReview: My son took the to a week long camp. The weight of this is heavier than the typical digital camera but it is not excessive. While regular pictures came out pretty good, the water pictures were a little blurry. I am not sure if it's the camera or my son. Because it's waterproof, there is no way to protect the lens. The lens has not gotten scratched but be aware that it might due to normal wear and tear.\n\nThe resolution of the pictures is excellent. It is slow to autofocus compared to cell phone cameras. Battery life is good and I love the fact that it is rechargeable and I won't go into debt buying batteries.\n\nThe biggest con is the ambiguity of actual picture taking and recording. It is very easy to inadvertently create a recording when you think you are taking a picture. The reason I bring this up is that you run out of disk space quickly.\n\nMenu operation is simple and connecting to WiFi at home to upload to laptop is a breeze. At this time, we had tested the connectivity to cell phones. We will edit this review when we do.","Product: Quickly and securely transfer photos, videos, and files with the affordable, high-performance Lexar Jump Drive S35 USB 3.0 drive. With speeds up to 150MB/s read and 60MB/s write, you can now transfer a 3GB HD video clip in less than 1 minute, compared to the 4 minutes it takes using a standard USB 2.0 drive. And for added versatility, the drive is backwards compatible with USB 2.0 devices. Jump Drive S35 includes Encrypt Stick Lite software, an advanced security solution with 256-bit AES encryption to help protect your essential files against corruption, loss, and deletion. Easily create a password-protected vault that automatically encrypts data. Beyond its performance and good looks, Jump Drive S35 is designed for convenience. Its small slim, swivel design includes an automatically retractable connector, which means there's no cap to lose. It also has a key ring loop so you can easily attach it to your keychain, computer bag, backpack, or purse. Jump Drive S35 comes in a range of colors, and is available in capacities from 16GB-128GB.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Lexar JumpDrive S35 USB 3.0 Flash Drive\n\nReview: One of our computers does not support USB 3.0 technologies but the other (the newer laptop) does. The overall dimensions are nice. It fits nicely in a shirt pocket. The storage space is generous. We were able to put a few hundred photos which is no where near capacity. We use it also for music.\n\nWhat impressed me the most was the speed of the interaction both up and down on the Windows 8 UP laptop. It was probably the fastest I have seen in awhile.\n\nBig downside: The port retracts to protect the connection but there is no way to cap it so dirt or lint can enter the connection so we will use this strictly storage.\n\nWhile it has no effect on the actual product, the color is nice.","Product: Trainer combines the freedom of wireless Bluetooth technology, a secure fit, and exceptional sound quality, to take your music and your workouts to the next level.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Gibson Trainer TH100/27 Sports Headphones\n\nReview: I like the new headset design. It fits comfortably. The speakers are good but due to some volume limitations, its kind of hard to hear in a noisy gym. The battery is fine for standby use but when you blue tooth the connection, it drains it. (In defense of the manufacturer, I don't know of any that do not.) I have used it on a few phone calls. The clarity is there but seems to lag a bit on Skype calls. The extra support head band is interesting, it does seem to create stability and is kind of novel. The claim about the strategically placed light being a safety feature is a bit of a stretch but being blue tooth, it does flash when Im doing a late night walk. As a music snob, the highs and lows were there on my favorite artists.\n\nOverall, its not bad. I like them as much as I like my beat headphones and roughly the same price point. About the only thing that makes them stand out from the others is the support band. If purchasing again, Id see which were less expensive and get them.","Product: Introducing the worlds first 1 (1.0-type) stacked CMOS image sensor with DRAM chip and a blazingly fast shutter speed of up to 1/32000. This new Exmor RS sensor not only enhances efficiency and speed of A/D conversion through its stacked structure with more circuit sections; it also realizes over five times faster readout speed of the previous RX100 III\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sony DSC-RX100M IV Cyber-shot Digital Still Camera\n\nReview: The camera is impressive for a point and shoot device.\n\nI didn't expect to behave in such a professional way. I don't consider myself an amateur photographer. Im just a typical parent who has two kids in sports. My sister-in-law has a high-end camera with lots of accessories totaling in the thousands of dollars. This bad boy blows her out of the water.\n\n1. Still shots, twenty megapixels. What can I saw? The pictures were spectacular. The panoramic images were breathtaking. The details in the images and high resolution were incredible. The color and clarity were among the best Ive seen. Wide angle view is good but the zoom didn't go as close as I thought it would. Zooming features go from 24MM to 70MM.\n\n2. Recording an MP4: the video capture was extremely high definition. Ive used my phone before to take recording but there is no comparison. The slow motion capture is a feature I have yet to figure out.\n\n3. Out of the box: assembly of the necessary components was a snap. The directions were very clear. Menu navigation is pretty simple as I have very little experience with cameras. The menu is intuitive and makes sense. The slow motion piece I am sure I will figure it out. Its probably a setting that I don't have correct.\n\nI took it to a friend of mine at work who is a hobby photographer. Without any instructions at all, she was taking pictures, recording video and doing all sorts of things I didn't know it could do.\n\n4. Battery life so far is very long. I personally don't like the view finderits very small but using it as opposed to the LED display on the back of the camera will extend battery life. We used the 64 GB SDXC storage card. You need this card or better to do slow motion video. Installation for this card is simple.\n\n5. Now about the LED display. It flips upside down so you can take selfies with the camera. My daughter likes this as she likes to take selfies. My favorite part of that is the ability to tilt it downward so you can hold the camera over your head and take shots and actually see what you're photographing. They call it articulationI call it brilliant.\n\n6. The flash allows you to point it away from the subject however it doesnt lock into place so you have to be nimble with your fingers to make it work consistently. I like this feature because it reduces red eye and other haloing issues.\n\n7. Unloading the camera to the laptop was simple with the available software from the Sony site. Upload of image to Facebook required no modifications. Upload of videos to Youtube required no special steps.\n\n8. For the size, the weight is heavy but not ridiculous. If you decide to buy this, I strongly recommend buying the hard sided Sony case designed for it.\n\nA feature we have not used yet is plugging the camera directly into our TV. This requires a micro HDMI wire which were not ready to buy. Another feature yet untested is connectivity to my cell phone. I stepped through the menu and it seems like an easy process but I have not done it yet. You can use a WiFi network or NFC.\n\nIn all my reviews on Amazon (and there are 300 or so), this was a five star rating that I have no problem recommending so highly.","Product: Put yourself in the center of an immersive 360 Degree sound field complete with all-day all-night comfort for unstoppable gaming. Lightweight and durable, swivel ear cups are designed for best-in-class comfort and sound isolation making this 7.1 surround sound headset with detachable noise-cancelling MIC your newest ally. Command with ease using the built-in control box to quickly mute and voice adjust.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lenovo Y Gaming Surround Sound Headset\n\nReview: My son is an avid gamer. He has Playstation, Xbox Live, and two laptops. The kid knows computers and accessories like the back of his hand. We've tried Turtle Beach, Logitech, Microsoft and a few others. The prices ranged from $15.99 to $150.00. My husband uses this brand at his work and likes it.\n\nMy son loves these. The sound cancelling aspect is his favorite. We have our laptops set up near the family room/kitchen so there is a lot of noise from TVs to talking to cooking. Not once did he gripe about loud talking or the TV.\n\nThe sound quality is \"awesome\" (his words). He played Call of Duty last night and when we pried him away from the computer, he said he could hear everything. Another game involved zombies who sneak up on unsuspecting gamers and eat them. He had been using the Turtle Beach ones but with these, he heard them creeping up before he saw them.\n\nOne other aspect is that it's portable. His high school has gone exclusively to using IPads in place of text books and he brought them to school. The detachable microphone is a great feature. He typically won't need the microphone at school so he leaves it at home.\n\nHe doesn't see a con but when I tried them on (I wear reading glasses), it was a bit uncomfortable. I also don't know how long they will last since it is a hard plastic but if it lasts more than six months, it's a winner.\n\nAll in all, he loves it and hasn't complained about one thing. On that alone, thanks Lenovo.","Product: The pocket-sized Sound Blaster G5 delivers massively superior gaming audio performance in a compellingly tiny form-factor. This virtual 7.1 24-bit/192kHz, 120dB USB Digital Audio Converter (DAC) and headphone amplifier delivers for the ultimate headphone gaming audio experience - whether it is for your PC or for your gaming console. Supported Operating Systems: Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows Vista, Windows 8.1, Windows 10, Mac OS X v10.8 and above.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Creative Sound BlasterX Headphone\n\nReview: Pros\nCompact and very small\nVarious outputs (USB and connect it to your Xbox One only and PS4)\nThree different modes--high/low base, SBX and scout mode\nEnhances sound quality to the point you must turn it down. Amplified to the point my teenage son had to turn it down.\nSound dial is sturdy\nTwo input ports for headphones\nIntuitive and simple to use.\nMultiple connections\nCan use two separate devices on it.\n\nCons:\nCannot use a USB headset on it. Must have a separate connector (USB to 3.5 connector) to use for it.\nMust have a spliter that splits your sound from your mike.\nCan't use mike or headset at the some time if you do not have a spliter\nA bit pricey---comps are $100.\n\nIt comes with written letters by the people who make it. Customer support is very good. The verdict is get it if you are a gamer or some sort of sound producer.","Product: The real tree camo lining in this sandstone active jacket adds interest to a tough jacket. With 12-ounce, 100 percent cotton sandstone duck and real tree camouflage pattern quilted-flannel lining in body and quilted-nylon lining in sleeves, this jacket has and attached quilted-flannel lined hood with draw cord closure, two large lower front pockets, two inside pockets, rib-knit cuffs and waistband and tripled-stitched main seams with a back length of 27 1/2 inches.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Carhartt Women's Sandstone Active Jacket\n\nReview: After constantly doing morning car rider duty at school for three years, my previous coat ripped. When I saw this, I knew I had to get this.\n\nI usually don't care about labels but my mom had a Carhartt jacket she wore. My father used it for his postal route for as long as I could remember (about 35 years). When he passed, it was one of the few articles of clothing she kept. She used it everywhere and finally it wore out a year before she died. So I am very familiar about Carhartt.\n\nThe initial impression was \"it's rough\" but I washed it. I also have been wearing it the past two days and it has lost its' inflexibility. The color is a beautiful color of lavender and the camo lining is soft and very warm. I'm not a big fan of the camo but honestly, I zip it up and no one sees it. I don't use the hood but I did for one morning just to see how it wore. Stitching is even and strong. One of the reasons my previous coat ripped is my habit of jabbing pencils and pens in the pocket. This has survived my pen stabbing.","Product: Luxurious Geoffrey Beene 100% pure silk charmeuse shawl collar robe features contrast piping, two front pockets, separate belt that is stitched down at the back, double belt loops, back patch and locker loop. Give the gift of comfortable luxury.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Geoffrey Beane Men's Silk Shawl Collar Robe\n\nReview: It's a beautiful robe. The color is deep, deep blue. The fabric, of course, is silk but a true silk and not like some \"silk\" you can get at a Walmart. I actually got this for myself since my husband doesn't wear silk. His very rough working hands snag most fabric.\n\nSince it's a man's robe, I had to role up the sleeves a few times. I'm 5'2'' so the robe's bottom goes near my ankles. It wraps well and the cleaning is as expected. I hand wash all silk and delicates.\n\nThe only problem is the packaging. It came in a clear plastic bag. If you are giving it as a gift, you'll need to find a box for presentation. But that's just a small inconvenience.","Product: Water resistant soft shell classic zipper front jacket\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tommy Hilfiger Men's Soft Jacket\n\nReview: My son has experienced a growth spurt. Four weeks ago he was in junior sizes and now he towers over both my husband and me. His letterman school jacket no longer fits so we were looking for a light weight coat so our loan application could be processed by the bank for the next letterman school jacket (no joke $500 a jacket).\n\nWhen I pulled this out, my son grunted--which in modern teen language means he approves. It's a good fall jacket for here in Georgia. He runs cross country during the fall and in the winter so this will be good as a rain repellent when he walks to practice fields. It's heavier than it looks but not too warm (?). The outer coat is rougher than expected. It's definitely for outdoors. Zippers work and there is a tiny Hilfiger flag in the upper left corner.","Product: One of the lightest and most durable cases on the market. Delsey patented built-in overweight indicator allows you to determine if your bag is over 50 lbs. Two front pockets including easy-access bottom pocket convenient for toiletries, shoes, umbrella and chargers. Fully lined interior with tie down straps and two interior pockets. Removable cable pouch. Spinner wheels assure smooth maneuverability. Expands 2 inches maximizing space and packing flexibility. Zippered compartment in the lid with suiter clip and folding bar.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Delsey Luggage Expandable Bag\n\nReview: My husband travels about 1x a month. And I mean by plane out of Hartsfield Airport out of Atlanta so it is imperative that everything goes smooth because you don't want to deal with luggage problems while negotiating that massive airport.\n\nHe used this past week and loved it. No problem with security screening--it went through the x-ray with no stopping The rolling action is smooth and can switch directions as easily as you do which is good for riding the concourses to the gate. The nylon material is super strong and a bright blue (not an obnoxious color--just bright). He did get questioned at the gate about it being carry-on size and when he plopped it in the measure box, it fit. Now, he didn't have to use the expandable option so I don't know if it will be carry on if he did use it. It's also very lightweight.\n\nHe also liked many of the features from the inside tie-down features to the extra pockets in front. What he liked best was the fabric. He spilled coffee on it. It rolled off with no staining. It didn't bleed through to his clothes.","Product: Influenced by european styling this low-heeled collection features burnish leathers and adjustable straps for a tailored look and sure fit.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rockport Cobb Hill Boots\n\nReview: I have a wide foot--sometimes double wide. Always have and it's horrible trying to find fashionable shoes that don't look like orthopedic sneakers. Wearing heels is a big no-no. I ordered this accidentally. I just knew I would not be able to squeeze my wide right foot in it.\n\nTo my complete and utter surprise, I actually could wear these. I didn't even have to do that foot wiggle you do when you try to squeeze into a shoe that is too small for you. Zipping it up was a bit unnerving as I prayed that the zipper would not take a few skin cells.\n\nI've had these on all day. The first 15 minutes were uncomfortable. I could feel the leather compressing onto my foot almost making my toes fall asleep but after that, there was no problem. The heel is about an inch and has a rubber bottom that has protected my hardwood floors from scuffing. They are stylish. The finish is a matte and not a shiny leather.","Product: The Willow Crop top is your go-to garment to layer to-and-from the studio. Soft cotton blend Slub fabric Drapes beautifully and layers Great over bras or tanks. Playful graphics, ombre dip-dye, and raw edge details add subtle interest. Front length - 20 1/2 inch\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Gaiam Women's Willow Crop Top\n\nReview: My daughter who is 5'6\" and weighs 120 pounds runs cross country so she is at 1-2 hours a day. She is in a women's 6/8 so we got this for her.\n\nOur tank ran big and when I mean big, I mean it's too big for her to run with just a running bra and this. She has to wear a tee under it which defeats the purpose of wearing a tank. The first time she wear it (yes she's a teenager so her judgment is, well, poor), she was training at the local high school. The coach immediately corrected her and told her to wear her tee over it.\n\nShe did say she liked it though. It was cool and kept her from overheating in the mile she ran before the coach caught her. The saying is cute.","Product: 9.5 ounce stretch denim fabric is made with two percent spandex for added movement, comfort and recovery. Jean is extremely fitted from hip to leg opening.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Dickies Girls' Big Girls' Jeans\n\nReview: My daughter is in that strange age where it's difficult to dress her. She is in misses' tops but girls' pants. While she doesn't normally fit into a big girls' jeans I thought it might work. It did fit her but she will not be wearing these to school.\n\nPerhaps I am a prude but these were very tight. I understand skinny jeans but these hugged her hips just like they are supposed to so my 13 year old girl will not highlight her assets this soon.\n\nThe reason for the 3 stars is not the fit but the fabric. It's very stiff and although it stretches when she sits, my daughter said it was hard to cross her legs because the denim was so stiff. We washed them twice but still have the stiffness problem. There was no stretch problems because it covered what it was designed to do. And the price point is a bit expensive for what you get.","Product: we like to think of this cute kate spade new york scallop tracker as a personal cheerleader: it links automatically to the kate spade new york connected app to provide bursts of motivation, celebrations with every success and the tools to stay stylishly organized. track your steps, sleep and other habits, set personal goals, count down to lifes merriest moments (big and small!) and get inspired every single day. your tracker alerts you with light notifications, controls music, takes selfies and never needs chargingand, with a black polyurethane strap, a bow closure and dainty scalloped gold-tone topring, its as chic as it is functional.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Kate Spade NY Black Scallop Activity Tracker\n\nReview: I've had a few fitness trackers. This is number four in the process. The list includes Fitbit, Jawbone and Garmin. My Fitbit fell off my wrist (my fault) and I ran over it. The Jawbone lasted two days and when I perspired, it short circuited. The Garmin just plain broke.\n\nThis is pretty as I'm sure it's supposed to be. It's a bit of a let down though--no time and I did have a few connectivity problems with my cell (a Motorola Droid 2). It's smaller than I would have liked. It's not a statement piece by any means. It's tracked my walking accurately. I walk sixty minutes a day for a total of three miles (based on my Fitbit). And it's hung in there even with sweat and some accidental misting. I'm not so sure about the battery life yet.","Product: Grabbing your board wrong looks as bad as it feels--and so does unsheathing your hands to be vulnerable to the dark side of the elements just to check your media player or smart phone. Pull on the Burton Empire Glove and don't let foul weather tell you who your daddy is.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Burton Men's Empire Gloves\n\nReview: My hubby smokes (yuck) so he has to go off work campus for a smoke break. He has to drive (yes, drive) a mile to a back fenced in area. There are no trees, no bench or anything that would resemble a shelter. He needed gloves.\n\nI got these for him and yesterday he went to work in 39 degree weather with high winds. He was able to manipulate the lighter and cigarette box with no problem.\n\nPros:\nThey're nice looking gloves--deep black with a grayish undertone.\nThey kept his hands warm while he inhaled the black wind of death.\nHe didn't have to take them off to get a cigarette out and light it.\nThe wrist elastic did not cut into his skin but kept a firm grip around it. He has big hands and wrists so it should fit just about anyone.\n\nThe only thing I don't like is that it retained that cigarette smoke smell. But that is not worth subtracting a star.","Product: Whatever your sport, the SKINS DNAmic compression tights with gradient compression technology will boost your circulation, bringing more oxygen-rich blood to your muscles so you can perform better, stronger, and longer with less fatigue and a quicker post activity recovery. This enhanced circulation also forces blood lactate to circulate more effectively, further improving muscle efficiency and power. By strategically wrapping and supporting your muscles, SKINS compression clothing also dramatically reduces muscle vibration/oscillation, leading to fewer muscle tears and lowering the risk of injury as well as reducing DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness) after activity. By containing muscles in their firing position, SKINS also helps you maintain your posture and technique as you push through your fatigue curve during activity. In addition to the strategic mapping of our compression panels, the other secret lies in SKINS' proprietary material - powerful, yet lightweight and breathable and structured to offer precise compression where needed. The SKINS dynamic compression tights can be worn during activity for more power and endurance with less fatigue and/or post activity for a quicker, more comfortable recovery. Whether your a dedicated sports fiend or a weekend warrior, you'll notice that these are a better pair of tights with some definable, quite obvious performance and recovery benefits. These tights also feature an internal key pocket and a wide waistband for maximum comfort. Perfect for all activity and sports from hardcore training to game/race day.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: SKINS Men's DNAmic Compression Long Tights\n\nReview: My 16 year old son has been running cross country for the school for four years. We have used similar SKINS products and loved them. Cross Country is a fall sport and while Georgia is not known for cold climate conditions, he needs the longer compression tights for the early morning mountain meets.\n\nThe team is in conditioning now. Although we are still in summer, he wore these this week. The CC trail is overgrown (football field takes precedence over other sports) and this past Wednesday, he told me thorny vines and poison ivy has invaded the trail. I like that these tights provide a modicum of protection against vines when he runs past the ivy and thorns.\n\nCleaning is easy and the stitching is strong.\n\nMany people may balk at the price but I have willingly paid $120 for long tights per season. My advice to parents---get your son these. The price is good and if they are anything like our previous SKINS tights, they will last for a season or more.","Product: Quartz movement with analog and digital multifunction display\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Armitron Sport Men's 20/5062GRN Analog-Digital Watch\n\nReview: Pros\nSurprisingly good feel to the plastic band\nLight weight despite the size\nIllumination of digital numbers\n\nCons\nOverall cheap feel\nAnalog hands do not illuminate\nNothing captivating\n\nThis is a standard, no frills digital watch with an analog face slapped on top of it. While the material of the band does feel nice to the touch, the body is very plastic feeling. The light weight of the unit allows you to forget that you're wearing it, however, this is only during any activity where you're not required to pivot your hands. The large and thick body infringes motion at the wrist. I can only imagine this would be worse in anyone with larger hands. The color fits its intended outdoors use, however, the design could not be confused for a fashion statement. The illumination of the digital face is very clear in no light situations, but I would have liked to see that illumination translate to the hands.","Product: The Hipster Racer is built for speed and comfort. This soft stretchy training pak has been updated with racing stripes to accentuate your race day mojo.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Hipster Training Pak, Medium black\n\nReview: My son, the cross country runner for his high school, saw this and begged me to get it. I was hesitant because the size was listed as medium and my son is a tall, skinny, bony kid. He still wears boys' size since his waist is non-existent. But he said he could rig it tighter if needed.\n\nWhen this came, it fit him perfectly so the size M ran smaller than I expected. It wasn't snug. He liked it because it holds his ear buds, phone and his wallet when running on days when he is not at school. The fabric doesn't get icky or sweaty so that's a plus. He likes the black but my daughter who is also in cross country has been badgering me for the pink one. For the money, it's a good buy.","Product: Quartz movement\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Armitron Sport Men's Quartz Watch\n\nReview: This is a great basic watch for the price. My son wears this while running cross country. The face is big and the strap is big enough where it doesn't cut into his wrist.\n\nHe likes the color. At 15 years old, he wanted some color but not camouflage so this fit perfectly. But his favorite parts are the bells and whistles (ie. lap time/alarm/etc). It helps in his conditioning so he can monitor his time instead of waiting for the coach to tell him.\n\nWhat I like is that it is water-resistant so sweat and rain won't affect it. I don't know about the battery life since he does use it for more than telling time so I will edit as necessary if it drains it too much.","Product: From the producer of Alice in Wonderland comes a new vision that turns a legendary tale into an action-adventure epic. The evil Queen Ravenna (Academy Award winner Charlize Theron) will rule forever if she can take the life of Snow White (Kristen Stewart), so she dispatches the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) to track her down. But the wicked ruler never imagined that the Huntsman would train the girl to become a brave warrior, skilled in the art of war. Filled with intense battles and spectacular visual effects, Snow White & the Huntsman is a thrilling experience that shouldnt be missed Shawn Edwards, Fox-TV.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: That's 2 hours I'll never get back\n\nReview: The movie starts with Snow White's mom wishing for a baby, pricks her finger and BAM next thing you know, she has a baby. Fortunately for the actress who played the mom, she was killed off early so she won't be associated with this film. Unfortunately for us, the baby grows up to be Kristen Stewart. The king falls in lust with Charlize Theron who promptly kills the putz and puts Snow in a tower where Snow saves herself with a nail after her bird friend shows it to her. Yes, you read that right--a nail and a bird.\n\nThe movie missed on so many levels. The plot was barely plausible and so many people or things were introduced and then killed. The magic mirror was even downgraded to a large shield that morphed into a blob.\n\nFor Pete's sake, could we not see more of Chris Helmsworth's body? Where and what this \"light\" that Snow White had that everyone commented on? Why were we subjected to Kristen's poor acting? I found myself cheering on Ravenna (Charlize Theron) to kill Snow in one of the last scenes. Gosh, put everyone out of their misery and kill her.\n\nI'm tempted to write the producers and demand my $4.99 rental from cable.","Product: The high-performance Slim-Fit Plus Galaxy S6 Armband doesn't just protect your phone while you're exercising - it's also incredibly comfortable to wear. The secure fit and slim design stays out of your way, so you forget you're even wearing it. Now you can concentrate on your workout, not your device.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Belkin Sport-Fit Plus Armband\n\nReview: We just bought our son a Galaxy S6 this past month. He is in cross country in the fall but he runs throughout the year. He loves it. We paired it with a good pair of ear buds and he is off and running.\n\nSome tips:\n\nYou have to take the Otterbox cover or anything other case off before using this. There is no spare room in this armband which makes sense because you are exercising and you don't want any slippage.\n\nIt velcros on but my son is a beanpole with not a lot of muscle definition in his upper arms. It tightens just enough for him. If you have skinny arms, please be aware that if your arms are too skinny, it may not fit.\n\nYour phone goes in upside down because the port for the earbuds is at the bottom of the Galaxy.\n\nThe fabric breaths well and although he sweats, it beads off.","Product: Griot's Garage has combined some of our newest and finest car care products into this wash kit, providing the highest quality for basic car care needs. The Ultimate Wash Bucket is fully decked out with wheels and a lid, making it a much easier and smoother washing experience. Included is our 64oz Brilliant Finish Car Wash, perfect for providing slicker and richer suds for a longer lasting, high gloss appearance. New Micro Fiber Detailing Mitt, with its deep, plush-nap, it excels over the competition at cleaning all interior and exterior surfaces. Brand New Terry Weave Towel, which gives you the speed and convenience of one-pass drying, making it the only towel needed in your drying arsenal.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Griot's Garage Washing Kit\n\nReview: So it's pollen season here in Georgia and everything has been tinged with a puke green veneer. We're not fanatics about washing our cars but when my silver car turns green, it's time to wash.\n\nMy husband looked at this and requested it. When it came, he was impressed. What he liked the most out of the soap, mitt, drying towel and bucket was the bucket. It has wheels for easy rolling and a sieve which separates the dirt (or in our case pollen) from the clean water. You won't be washing your car with dirty water nor do you have have to constantly refill the bucket. And it's a hefty bucket. When it was full, I couldn't lift it but that's okay because I'm not the car washer in the family.\n\nI don't know often we'll be washing our cars so I can't speak to how long the soap lasted but we did use a minuscule amount to clean my car. We ended up washing three cars and honestly I can't tell just from glancing at it that's the soap bottle been used.","Product: Canon CanoScan LiDE 220 Flatbed Scanner - 4800 dpi Optical\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cannon LiDE 220 Document Scanner\n\nReview: I am amazed that as a regular schmuck with a family, I would use this scanner so much. I didn't want a heavy-duty since I thought I would use it once or twice a week. So far, I've used it everyday since I got it. And it has exceeded my expectations.\n\nThe software was a snap to install and the directions are clear and easy to follow. The scan is looks like the original. I like it that it is not overly wide or huge. It fits nicely on a small end table in my office. I can't find a single thing I don't like about it.\n\nIf you need a basic, easy to use scanner for non-office work, this is a good one.","Product: Kill the toughest weeds & grasses down to the root with RoundUp ready-to-use Weed & grass Killer III! the formula is ideal for use in & around vegetable gardens, flower beds, tree rings, & mulched beds, as well as on cracks in driveways, walkways, & patios. This convenient, no-mix formula is rainproof in just ten minand you get visible results in 3 hours. Kill weeds faster with RoundUp.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Roundup 50032140 Weed and Grass Killer\n\nReview: I swear by Roundup. My husband and I own acreage in a rural outskirts of Atlanta so we have lots of weeds and other pesky foliage. For those who don't know, kudzu is a seriously invasive plant that is slowly taking over the South. We have tried every product Home Depot, Lowes, Ace Hardware and Amazon sells but Roundup outstrips them all. We have even tried DIY products like bleach and vinegar compounds. It did nothing. In fact, I believe some kudzu was laughing at us.\n\nThis is the only product we have used that affects the kudzu. Kudzu strongly resembles ivy both in appearance and texture. Most weed killers roll off without any killing. The Roundup manages to grab hold and make its way to the roots to kill it.\n\nSet up was easy and within 24 hours after application, we could see significant withering/discoloration. I know it's very toxic but it is the Kudzu Killer.","Product: Ortho MAX Poison Ivy and Tough Brush Killer Ready-To-Use kills over 60 types of tough brush and weeds. This product is specially formulated to kill the toughest brush weeds, including poison ivy, poison oak, kudzu, and wild blackberries. Plus, once applied, the Poison Ivy & Tough Brush Killer is rainproof in two hours!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ortho Max Poison Ivy and Tough Brush Killer\n\nReview: This advertises that it is tough on poison ivy, other ivy and kudzu. For those who don't know what kudzu is, it's an extremely invasive plant imported from the Far East for erosion control for the Deep South in the early part of the last century. Kudzu has spread like, well, kudzu. It is the plant that has eaten the South.\n\nHowever, our usual Roundup has not been effective on poison ivy, kudzu and other ivy. It seems that these plants have a fuzzy coating on the leaves that stops the poison from actually getting down to the plant roots and leaves to kill it.\n\nIn addition, we have \"mother-in-law\" vines (aka Greenbriar Smilex--google it--it's a horrible plant) Thorny, thick vines that climb trees and eventually chokes the life out. Difficult to cut or pull and unless you poison with an industrial strength plant killer it or dig it up, it's very hardy.\n\nI sprayed this product on the vine's roots at 9:00 a.m. By 2:00, I was cautiously optimistic. The leaves were wilting. Two thumbs up.","Product: The Cuisinart Cross Action Grill Brush is the latest innovation in grill cleaning. The brush head has been designed with bristles that are in a criss cross pattern to attack grill grime from every angle. The brush head is 3.5\" x 3.5\" to cover a wide swath of grill surface with every pass, and the ergonomically shaped handle also features a rubberized grip so you can clean with ease and comfort.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cuisinart CCB-395 Cross Action Grill Cleaning Tool\n\nReview: My husband loves to use his Char Boil grill. Right now he has a standard 4 burner grill with one on the side for boiling water, corn or other side item. Recently, we decided to make baked potatoes. However we didn't puncture one of them and it exploded during cooking on the grill. Made a total carb-y mess. This cleaned it up like it was butter. We did have to apply weight to scrub but it made short work of the potato.\n\nThe picture is to compare the size of this tool with the grill. Good size and not bulky at all. The handle has a 33 degree angle so it angles well into to clean the bottom layer. We used the hose to spray it clean and left it to dry in our sink. Great product.","Product: The Miracle-Gro UltraLite Garden Hose is the ideal tool to help maintain your lawn, flower beds, and garden and is compact, light-weight, and built to last while being used in smaller spaces like patios and decks when not stored in a garage or basement during winter months. While the hose is made of light-weight, compact material it is also backed by reinforcements at critical stress points to ensure a long-lasting, dependable hose with a bust strength of 400 PSI. Features Lay-Flat technology that prevents the hose form twisting while you move around your lawn and includes crush-resistant couplings that withstand daily use as well as being stepped or rolled on with a car or truck and hose armor that prevents kinking at the spigot; making it ideal for both big and small jobs while eliminating the need to go back and unwind your garden hose during use. Each hose is lead-free and drinking water safe, meeting both the lead-free standard under the Federal Safe Drinking Water Act and Californias standards on phthalate content.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Miracle Gro Ultra LIte Hose\n\nReview: The Collie Mom family is very hard on hoses. When our Collie was puppy and my son was a four year old, they played tug of war with our backyard hose. It died soon after receiving puncture marks from a puppy and mud stuffed down it by the kid.\n\nNow that the Collie is a senior dog and the son is now 14 years old, our hoses don't get ripped apart but the sun and heat do a good job of killing hoses annually, We've bought different hoses, different weights different colors, etc\n\nI was hesitant about this. It's Ultra Lite? Really? But we've had it for a month. The repeated freezes in the Deep South area and rapid heating up causes weak spots in previous purchases. This so far has held really, really well. I like the weight and the kinking I've had with light hoses is not there.","Product: Ortho Hornet & Wasp Killer6 is the one product you need to protect against stinging insects like hornets, wasps, and yellow jackets. You no longer have to stand as far away as possible; the jet spray reaches nests 20 feet about the ground! The foaming spray traps wasps & hornets inside the nest, providing rapid knockdown and kill. It also kills the hornets & wasps that return to the nest after it has been sprayed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ortho Hornet and Wasp Killer\n\nReview: Our house is on a heavily wooded acreage. We get a lot of pests--wasps especially in the house. My husband has a mild allergy to any sort of stings so it's up to me to do bug killing.\n\nOur family room has 15 foot ceilings so we need a spray that will go the distance and kill. This provides a steady stream that reached the wasp at the top of our ceiling. Within a few seconds, the wasp dropped and was clearly dying. I picked it up with toilet paper and gave it a water funeral via our toilet. We don't get hornets so I can' speak to that.\n\nI can't pronounce any of the ingredients but I'm not one to be uneasy at using chemicals in my house. If this spray/poison stops my husband from going into anaphylactic shock, I'm good with poisoning the wasps. It works quickly and it doesn't \"spray\" but stream in a neat line.","Product: Good 'n' Fun brand contains a savory smorgasbord of flavors that dogs love most. These delicious chew treats are made from the finest ingredients, including premium beef hide and real chicken, to create truly delightful, long-lasting treats your dog will love. Good 'n' Fun Triple Flavor Twists contain a delicious combination of three flavors that dogs love most. These all natural chew treats are made from the finest pork and beef hides, then wrapped with real chicken jerky to create this truly delightful, long lasting treat your dog will love. These uniquely shaped treats are high in protein and 98% fat free. Satisfy your dog's natural urge to chew with a healthy and delicious gourmet dog treat. Triple flavor Twists help promote better dental hygeine by reducing tartar and calculus buildup. The natural chewing action helps reduce tartar buildup and remove plaque at the same time! Give your pup a flavorful snack you can feel good about.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good 'n' Food Triple Treats\n\nReview: For the first time in her life, my dog had to sit down for 10 minutes to eat this treat. Darby is an Aussie and for those who are not familiar with them, Aussie, if they had thumbs, would be running the world. She has tried the Chicken Liver flavor but prefers this over them.\n\nShe couldn't break in half. She gnawed on it, twisted it around and finally finished it off after 10 minutes. There was no odor about the treats or even when she ate them but they did cause major gas that Amnesty International would classified as a biological weapon. Aussie flatulence is not to be taken lightly.\n\nThis will last about two weeks in our house which equals out every two-three days.","Product: The causes of oral health discomfort in dogs are the same as in humans. Not maintaining your pet’s teeth can lead to a build-up of dental tartar, as well as other dental issues. That is why it is so important to use a premium quality dog dental care product to keep your pet’s teeth in top shape. This proprietary tartar reducing complex starts working immediately against tartar and dog bad breath. The refreshing, apple flavor, dental gel creates a barrier to new tartar formation long after it has been applied. It is the only proven oral health gel that prevents tartar build up without brushing and is formulated to flow naturally throughout your dog’s mouth after it has been applied, meaning clean teeth and gums with the added benefit of fresh breath.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Pettura Oral Gel Supplement\n\nReview: I'm sure many people believe their dog has the worst breath but I'm here to tell you, my dog, Zack, does have halitosis worthy of year old zombie eating road kill. My dog's breath will take your appetite away with one sniff. And since Zack is an inside dog, we've tried several things from dental chew bones to tooth brushing to dropping Altoids near him.\n\nThis neutralizes the breath good enough for him to stay inside. I put a little on his toothbrush and rub into his gums. I've not noticed any difference in color/plaque, etc but there is a marked reduction in halitosis. Interestingly, he does not like the taste and runs when he sees me pull it out. But it helps with the smell so much, I'm okay chasing him down.","Product: Are you looking for a durable versatile glove that will be perfect for any project? This pair of ToughTask slip-on activity gloves by Dickies features lightweight black and red spandex back material, a gray synthetic leather palm and fingers with foam padding for added protection. The 40-gram Thinsulate lining is an ideal thickness for maximum warmth. Grab a pair today!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dickies D77991 ToughTask 40-gram Gloves\n\nReview: Our house is surrounded by trees which means lots of leaves in the fall. This year we have had so much rain that the leaves have mildewed. My son (slave as he calls himself) had to blow off the driveway and rake the leaves into our neighbors' yard--neighbor likes the leaves because it prevents grass from growing.\n\nIt took him two hours because the mildew stuck the leaves to the driveway. He loved the gloves. They held up to the scraping and while it was not cold, the wet leaves made it chilly. Flexibility and dexterity was great as he could bend his fingers and get the smallest leaf. However when he finished, the gloves were a total mess. Stinky, greenish black mildew on the fingers and even inside his glove.\n\nThey came clean after only one wash. It reverted back to the original shape and color","Product: The World Famous Crescent Brand Tool Sets Contain a Carefully Selected Assortment of Crescent Mechanic and Hand Tools. All Tools in This Set Meet New ANSI and ASME Specifications and Come with a Full Satisfaction Guarantee. Crescent, Providing Quality Tools since 1907. Set Includes: One 3/8\" Drive 72-tooth quick release ratchet, one 3/8\" Drive 3\" Extension, 3/8\" Drive 12 Point sockets sizes 5/16\", 3/8\", 7/16\", 1/2\", 9/16\", 5/8\", 11/16\", 3/4\", 13/16\"; 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17 & 19mm.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crescent CSWS12 2 1/2 inch Drive Socket Wrench\n\nReview: Now, I am no super builder or contractor so this review is for homeowner who muddled through repairs before calling a professional.\n\nMy mountain bike had a flat a few days ago. Instead of taking it to the bike shop as usual, I decided to fix it myself. The weight of this wrench is solid. It gripped my hands (small for a girl) nicely. A very nice aspect of these sockets is the size etched. It is not so tiny where I needed my reading glasses-in metric and US standard units. They cleaned easily.\n\nMy husband who is more familiar with these tools loved these. He used it to tune up his riding mower. His biggest attribute is the extended handle which provided great leverage.\n\nSo far these inexpensive set has saved us a few hundred dollars because we did the work ourselves.","Product: The WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set lets you control, schedule and dim your wireless LED lighting from anywhere. Controlling them individually or as a group is easy and all you'll need is the free WeMo App. The WeMo LED Blubs can be dimmed, set to schedules so they turn on at sunset and be set to automatically turn on and off to simulate occupancy, which is great when you're away from home. They can also be set to gradually dim at night, so you fall asleep in a more natural way. The WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set comes with two WeMo Smart LED bulbs and also includes the WeMo Link, which can control up to 50 WeMo Smart LED Bulbs. With warm light, similar to a traditional incandescent, the WeMo Smart LED Bulbs and the WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set are the perfect companion to your home. For any further queries please contact BelkinsTechnical Support Number/ Customer Support Number @ 1-800-223-5546. To Resolve the SETUP issue please folow the link http://www.belkin.com/us/support-article?articleNum=117679.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Belkin WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set\n\nReview: My techie husband loves this product. Easy to use, easy to install and easy to execute. Ease of installation and the app was a breeze and the biggest advantage of this product. The app was available on Google Play for our android phones. You can control many lights (up to 50) with a single receiver. You can use your app as a dimmer without having to install a dimmer switch.\n\nI like it because we live in literally the middle of no where in metro Atlanta (confusing but true). Our house is surrounded by trees and our neighbors are acres away. I like the fact that we can turn on and off the lights to confuse would be burglars. Granted, our very large dogs act as a deterrent but these lights act as a backup.\n\nThe biggest downside is the price of the bulbs and the fact that we can't go to the local hardware store to buy them. However they are online. Another problem is that you have to leave the light switch on all the time to control it. Basically it means that if you want to control the light, you have to have your phone handy. But you can turn off the power to the lamp but you must remember to turn the light switch on before you leave.","Product: This garage door opener feature a rugged and reliable 1/2 hp AC motor. The single 100-watt lighting produces enough light to safely move around your garage. The tri-band frequency remote offer better range, performance and less interference. Includes auto force and electronic limits; which make getting your door moving with the press of a button. Designed specifically for 7ft. Sectional doors - extension kits required for 8 ft. And 10 ft. Doors.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Chamberlain PD510 1/2 Chain Drive Garage Door Opener\n\nReview: Our garage door opener broke two months ago. When I saw this, I jumped on it. I should have jumped over it and not gotten it.\n\nIt's noisy and has the most annoying closing quirk. Because it's chain driven, it stops about a foot from the ground and then drops. Although it has sensors, I would hate to get a toe stuck at that time.\n\nInstallation was easy. The instructions were clear. My handyman husband did this in an afternoon with help from our 15 year old son. Our universal remotes work on it fine. Shipping was quick and it was packed very well. No damage during shipping which is important because you don't want the delicate sensors to break.\n\nIt is what it says. It's a basic garage door opener. It's what you expect for the price point. Durability is unknown since we've only had it for a day. We'll use this for a month or so but we will upgrade as soon as we know how much income taxes we'll have to pay :)\n\nEdit 3/9/16: We have had this for a few weeks and my husband adjusted the chain so the annoying quirk I described above (it stops a foot from the ground and drops) has stopped. It's still rather noisy--my neighbor from across the street hears it in her kitchen.","Product: Do you have to stretch and twist in the shower to ensure your wash cloth or mesh sponge is reaching every square inch of your body? Now you can get pore level clean in hard-to-reach places like the back, neck and shoulders with the Deep Cleansing Body Brush. Developed with an extended handle, this body brush is designed to be easier and more effective than cleansing by hand. A removable super-soft, silicone cleansing head helps to give your skin a squeaky-clean finish. Perfect for problem area cleansing, this portable Deep Cleansing Body Brush ensures thorough cleansing of all those hard-to-reach places.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Proactiv Deep Cleansing Body Brush\n\nReview: My son is in the throes of teen acne on his back. Not bad but just wear he can't reach it. So I got this hoping it would help clean the skin around the acne to prevent any infection. I had also used Proactiv Clear Skin system a few years ago to combat rosacea and that worked great.\n\nThe acne he gets are the hard nodules that are very painful, raised and red. This seemed like a Godsend. Sadly it's not. It comes together from three pieces. Assembly is a no-brainer but it looks cheap. The head is a silicon based scrubbie thing that actually hurt my son's back. He backed off the pressure and it was better. But he's had this for a bit and there's been no improvement. The cysts' cycles remain the same.\n\nWhat I don't like is the replacement heads are an additional cost and you'll need to replace to maintain hygiene. This lasted only a few showers before two of the \"teeth\" on the head came off. I think he'll just rely on an OTC acne med that you apply topically rather than incorporating this.","Product: The Rain shower experience that you can control is available in the velocity(tm) showerhead with immersion technology. A flip of a lever allows either a calming Rain rinse function or a self-pressurized spray.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Moen S6345 Velocity Two-Function Shower Head\n\nReview: We have never owned a Moen product before. Our house came with Delta brand faucets and we never changed them. After taking my first shower with this Moen faucet, I will now replace all the Delta faucets with Moen. It will be pricey but worth it.\n\nMy handy husband made quick work of replacing our shower head. He did use plumber's tape just like the other reviewers had recommended. It took all of fifteen minutes (with, of course, coffee breaks and phone calls).\n\nI like the less intense shower (the less jets you use the more gentle the shower). It rinsed my long hair nicely. My husband has arthritis so he liked the ease of the switch that changed the settings--not too little for him to grab.","Product: Light up your living room, bedroom or office with this sleek and modern LED 5-arched satin nickel floor lamp from Artiva USA. A perfect addition to any rooms with modern or contemporary decors. The micah Plus floor lamp hold bright and warms LED lights with a dimmer function. The curved design adds a soft note to your decor. Standing over 7 feet, the fixture has a statuesque appearance and draws attention. This Artiva exclusive LED floor lamp allows you to direct the light wherever you need it and provides ample lighting suitable for reading, writing or creating a spot light in the setting behind the couch, in the corner or in the center of your living room. The heavy-weighted base grants perfect balance and prevents the lamp from tipping. Artiva USA exclusive, true 360-Degree view angle LED dimmable bulbs included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Artiva USA Micah Plus Modern LED lamp\n\nReview: I will admit that this is not my usual style I like but my son, the Trekker nerd, wanted it for his room.\n\nIt's heavy. You should carry it upstairs (if you have stairs) in the box before you assemble it. If we didn't, the finished lamp would be too unwieldy to make it up our stairs and corner without hitting the wall.\n\nThat's the bad news. The good news is that this modern type lamp has grown on me. It's tall and for the height it doesn't take up too much room. We put it in my son's room over his bed and he loves it. It does almost look Star Trek-like. Assembly, thought it took awhile for me, was not difficult. The directions were clear and I was able to follow them without a problem.\n\nHe likes to move the individual lamps around for effect (he's 15 so we indulge him). Although he doesn't use it for reading, he does use it to light for computer games. It's not glaring too much and he has used the dimmer during the day. He's thinking about seeing if he could use different color lights so it's off to the home improvement store...","Product: Why go through the awkward, itchy hassle of growing a real beard when you can just keep one of these Inflatable Beards in your pocket and be bearded in a matter of seconds? Makes you look rugged enough to hang out at the biker bar and distinguished enough to hobnob at the gentleman's club.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beard = Bikini Bottom\n\nReview: My cousin Vivian is always ready to push the fashion envelope. Meat dress by Lady GaGa? Hello, Vivian wore that baby four months prior to the Monster Momma. Granted the raccoons did not take kindly to being tied together as a dress. Lady GaGa just happened to make sure the meat was properly processed and safe to wear so she gets the fashion kudos.\n\nThis inflatable beard came in quite handy during our last long weekend in St. Augustine, Florida. Vivian was pretty upset that the beaches down there were clothing mandatory so she ordered this as a substitute for a bikini bottom. Most of her lady parts where covered up and she managed to convince that nice lifeguard that she had just gotten a new bikini wax to explain the \"lip area\" of the beard.\n\nSadly, it didn't last because after trying to shoplift an alligator tooth from the St. Augustine Alligator Farm, the tooth popped the beard and Vivian was arrested for indecent exposure.","Product: Protect from invaders with the Dragon Battle Ship. This floating boat comes equipped with two figures, blue battle dragon, functioning cannon, dragon masthead, wing-shaped sail and other accessories. Dimensions: 16.5 x 8.7 x 13.8 in (LxWxH). Recommended for age five to twelve. Playmobil, Germany's largest toy manufacturer, is headquartered in Zirndorf, Germany and has been producing and distributing toys for more than 36 years. The miniature worlds of Playmobil encourage children to explore and learn while having fun. Children's imaginations are transported to medieval times with the Playmobil castle, to the adventurous seas with Playmobil pirates and many other themed playworlds. The figures can bend, sit, stand and turn their heads to make realistic role play possible.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: PLAYMOBIL Dragon Battle Ship\n\nReview: I started to keep this for later this month for a five year old nephew but I couldn't resist. My 11 year old daughter loves dragons so she was so excited to open this. We \"put it together\" for the five year old because we were concerned he couldn't do it--LOL.\n\nThis was very easy to put together. Seemed very sturdy and loved the fact that it floats. The colors are bold and striking. When he came over, the 5 year old immediately ran to the bathtub to play with it (and still in his clothes)\n\nIt's been two days since he started to play with it and it has held up remarkably well. It's been scratched but that doesn't retract from the product. I am not familiar with this company as some other reviewers so I can't speak to how it compares to other products but this was a hit from day one.","Product: Although the Tyrannosaurus Rex looked Quite threatening, it could hardly use its front legs armed with just two claws since they did not even reach his mouth. Nearly seven meters tall and thirteen meters long, The Tyrannosaurus Rex was probably not a very skilled hunter, but rather a scavenger which probably fed on the leavings of other animals. It had more than fifty teeth measuring more than 15 centimeters in length which it used not for chewing but rather for tearing, since it swallowed its food in large chunks. To improve depth-perception when searching for food, the eyes of the Tyrannosaurus Rex were oriented toward the front such that the fields of vision of both eyes overlapped.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Schleich North America T-Rex Toy\n\nReview: I babysit a friend's child who has been diagnosed with Autism. He is high functioning but retains a lot of autism like qualities. He is obsessed with dinosaurs but actively dislikes toys with noise capabilities. When he saw this, his eyes lit up.\n\nThe colors are vibrant and it is very sturdy. I was worried that after a few hours of rough play, the t-rex's little arms would tear off. They didn't. He drug this outside and buried it under some pinestraw and \"discovered\" it (he was playing paleontologist). No scraping on the paint either even though he used my garden trowel to dig it up. He also put a small rubber ball into its mouth and it stayed. He loves it.","Product: Capture the Dinosaur on the Loose! For every mission, there's a vehicle. Alert! There have been reports of Tyrannosaurus rex sightings in this area and it's up to you to send a truck out to investigate. Did you hear that roar in the distance? Better bring a trailer and capture gear just in case you encounter the savage prehistoric beast. Uh-oh! There he is and he's heading your way with his glowing eyes! Quickly shoot the \"tranquilizer\" darts from your truck. If you manage to hit the dinosaur multiple times with the projectiles, he'll roar in defeat and \"collapse.\" Load him onto the trailer with the silvery capture chain, attach the collar, and haul the dino far, far away. Kids will love the thrill of capturing the dinosaur, hearing him roar and seeing his eyes flash. Offers lots of imaginative adventure and push-around play. Each sold separately.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Matchbox Dino Trapper Trailer\n\nReview: I got this for a friend who has an autistic child (name is Gerry) who loves dinosaurs. Gerry stays at my house a few times a week so I was certain he would like this. It's very bright in color and feels reasonably sturdy.\n\nAt first, Gerry didn't want to play with it but after we got it unpacked, he was mesmerized by it especially the dinosaur. The t-rex has a button on the back which makes a dinosaur roar and opens the mouth. The t-rex also bends down like a dog--actually reminds me of \"Rexy\" from the Night in the Museum movies. The next part was the nerf-like guns on top of the jeep. They shoot pretty far about 6 feet but we gave up aiming because the actual cannon doesn't move.\n\nThe only flaw in this is the trailer. It was very easy to put together but the straps that holds t-rex down keep flipping off. This will be the first part of the toy to be lost.\n\nBut Gerry loves it and that's all that matters. He has already gathered all his other dinosaurs to introduce this one to the herd.","Product: Who knew Smart could be so cute? Meet Smart Toy Monkey -- an interactive learning friend with all the brains of a computer, without the screen. The more your child plays with Smart Toy, the more this remarkable furry friend adapts to create personalized adventures the two of them will love! Sounds like the start of a true friendship one that will help your child grow socially and emotionally, too. And thanks to unlimited Wi-Fi content updates through the free app, the fun keeps growing! What makes Smart Toy so smart? Revolutionary technology! Smart Toy listens and adapts to your child to figure out their favorite activities. With the help of voice and image recognition, Smart Toy recognizes your childs voice and his Smart Cards so your child can choose what they want to do! And remember, with unlimited Wi-Fi content updates, theres something new to learn and do every day. BTW parents: NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFIABLE DATA is transmitted by Smart Toy. Good news, right?\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fisher-Price Smart Toy Bear\n\nReview: I saw this on a commercial four days ago and again on a local TV news station stating this was going to be one of the hot toys of this Christmas season. I looked this up on the Fisher-Price website and fell in love with the bear (it's not a traditional looking bear). I immediately got this for my toddler nephew who I babysit on the weekends occasionally. Although he is going on two, I thought it might be a good fit for him in the coming year (toy states it is for 3 years to 8 years).\n\nI got the bear and started to play with it immediately. The padding isn't as soft as it looks. But then again, it's for older toddlers and not two year olds. It has so many activities from riddles to stories to music. I like the parental app for my droid so I can tailor what Will (my nephew) can play with. The voice is at a great cadence (not as robotic as you might think) and you control the volume. It recharges on a standard USB charger. It has so many cool features from voice recognition to knowing when the bear is tossed into the air.\n\nOne thing that I worried about was the app and updates. The bear can help Will pronounce his name and more. I didn't want any personal information of Will's sent over and possibly be stolen by predators or whoever but so far, the safeguards that Fisher-Price has in place (I can't begin to tell you but my IT hubby assured me that information is safe)","Product: Harley Davidson officially licensed custom radio control vehicle. Full function radio control vehicle\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Maisto Harley-Davidson Custom VW Van\n\nReview: I got this for my husband of 20 years. He took it to work because he needed a new toy to play with while waiting for the computer to run his reports.\n\nThe detail on this van is nothing short of amazing. It actually reminds me of the Mystery Machine from Scooby--not the colors but the overall funkiness. The colors are crisp and bright and the paint is cut in perfectly. He ran down the batteries (AA and AAA) in the space of five hours. Granted he was constantly using it or letting a co-worker play. The floor was an industrial type carpet. Very flat and hard. He used in the parking lot and on the tile in the lobby. So far no problems. Control works as you would imagine so no surprises there.","Product: This beautiful jeweled necklace features a very special surpriseyour best friends Shimmer and Shine hiding inside! Press the gem at the top of the bottle to see the bottle light up and the genies appear! Fun phrases and a song add to the magic!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fisher-Price Shimmer and Shine Wish and Wear Necklace\n\nReview: Unbeknownst to this unhip person, Shimmer and Shine is a show on Nick Jr. My four year old nephew's \"girlfriend\" from school had a playdate this past weekend at my house. The first thing she did was to make a beeline for this toy, ignoring my poor nephew. The little diva!!\n\nFor the price, it's not too bad a toy. It's colorful and big. The genie bottle is huge and almost too huge for the necklace. But then again it's a toy for a young child not to be confused as a fashion statement. But don't expect long lasting play with this. After repeated (and I mean repeated) it finally died off after five hours. There was quite a few sayings but alas I could not make any out over the squeals of the girlfriend/diva.","Product: With this set teach your little farmer how to transport the goods that they grow to the market place. This will allow them to link the train to the land! What else mixes fun with quality and commitment better than a John Deere and train?.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lionel John Deere Ready to Play Train Set\n\nReview: My sister in law has one of those porcelain Victorian \"Christmas Villages\" complete with period toy train. It's cute but this far beats that train for cuteness.\n\nThe colors are crisp and bright as you would expect from a John Deere marketing product. It's a very sturdy plastic material as my four year old nephew knocked this over more times than I can count in the space of fifteen minutes. The paint/color didn't even chip though a inch scratch on the engine but that happened when the dog grabbed it and Will pulled it out and it scratched near the wheel.\n\nIt's not overly loud and runs smooth once the tracks are laid. The whistle is cute and sounds like a train whistle as you might expect. Be careful about letting it run off though. The engine went a few feet and dog hair wrapped in the gears (?) and wheels.","Product: Hop in the saddle and go for a ride on the gallop and rock learning pony by VTech. This interactive 2-in-1 pony grows with your child and quickly transforms from a rocking horse to a ride-on toy. Brightly colored buttons introduce colors, action words and play realistic horse sounds for imaginative play. The pony also features a motion sensor that detects your child's movement and responds with cheerful music and horse sounds to encourage them to rock and ride! Requires 2 AA batteries (batteries included for demo purposes only; new batteries recommended for regular use). intended for ages 1 to 3 years.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: VTech Gallop and Rock Learning Pony\n\nReview: Our nephew is two years old. We also sit for a neighbor's child (Henry) who is almost 18 months. They fight over this constantly. Henry is content to sit on it and talk jibberish to it while Will (the nephew) will try to push him off.\n\n*So far the battery life has been excellent.\n*We like the fact that one toy can serve as a rocking horse and riding toy.\n*My husband took this out with Will to be a riding toy. Since it's fall and we have acorns all over, the wheels couldn't run over the acorns. The wheels stopped and Will flew over onto the ground. It's not a criticism just a \"watch out\". The toy is fine as well as the yard--Will wasn't hurt either. The path needs to be clear if it's a riding toy.\n*Very colorful and seems to be durable. Even with the rough riding and accident, the plastic has not scratched or faded.\n\nNo cons at all.","Product: Go for a drive on Ryders ATV with the PAW Patrol Pups to the Rescue Driver by VTech. Just like Ryders ATV, this interactive driver also transforms into a snowmobile and a hovercraft for exciting role-play. Turn the handlebars to steer the vehicle to save Mr. Porters van and more. Press the pup buttons to hear Ryder introduce all your favorite pups and tell you all about them. Go on exciting rescue missions and use the turn signals, check the rearview mirror and honk the horn to learn numbers, road safety and more. No job is too big, no pup is too small! Requires 2 AA batteries (batteries included for demo purposes only; new batteries recommended for regular use). Intended for ages 2 to 5 years.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: VTech Paw Patrol Pups to the Rescue\n\nReview: I used this in a self contained classroom for lower functioning students (3-5 years developmentally but 12-13 years old). Because my students' hands are bigger, they had some difficulty grasping and manipulating the buttons. But they loved it. The noises/music were a big hit and the voice enunciates well enough that I could understand it ten feet away. The handle grip was perfectly spaced. One child's hands don't quite grip all the way but it was big enough for him to maneuver the handles. They played on it for a few hours and the batteries (we replaced the original batteries with Duracell batteries). It's still going.\n\nThe reason I gave it four instead of five was that one of the mirrors broke off after an hour. Now I know the students did it because they do have more strength than a toddler, it still broke. I used gorilla glue to reattach it but the crack is there. It's scratched up along the side but the voices/gears/handles still are hard at work.","Product: Ace Collins defines himself as a storyteller. He has authored more than sixty books that have sold more than 2.5 million copies. His catalog includes novels, biographies, children&rsquo;s works as well as books on history, culture and faith. He has also been the featured speaker at the National Archives Distinguished Lecture Series, hosted a network television special and does college basketball play-by-play. Ace lives in Arkansas. Learn more about him by visiting AceCollins.com.&nbsp;\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year\n\nReview: I love Christmas books. And not just general Christmas. I have Bible based books, coloring books, Christmas around the world, etc. My collection ranges from toddler to adult and has about 75 books in all. When I saw this, I grabbed it and after reading it, I wanted to immediately start shopping.\n\nUnabashed Christian based, this will get a great deal of use this year. This book is arranged daily--entries start on December 1st and end December 31. Think Chicken Soup for the Soul but with a side of Bible verses, Christmas songs, holiday recipes and reflections. The recipes include both edible and non-edible (bath salts, etc). I earmarked one recipe for Dutch Apple Pie Cookies.\n\nI do wish it was hardcover and had an index for the recipes but overall, it is a heartwarming little book."],"string":"[\n \"Product: This versatile addition to the Artist Series features a new multi-stage flat grille design for precise positioning close to the sound source. Equipped with a neodymium magnet for high-output performance, the ATM650 has a frequency response tailored for clear sound reproduction of guitar cabinets, snare and percussion. A-Ts innovative dual-wall floating construction banishes handling noise.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Audio-Technica ATM Hypercardioid Dynamic Instrument Microphone\\n\\nReview: I didn't mean to order this but the school where I work needed to use it. I sent it to the music/band teacher and here are her thoughts on it.\\n\\n1. Set up was super easy for her. I, as a tone-deaf novice, tried to help her but she waved me away and this set up with thirty minutes.\\n\\n2. She loves this brand. Most of her smaller equipment is from Audio-Technica. She said when she actually gets a choice for equipment, this is the brand she chooses\\n\\n3. Piggybacking on #2, it's durable. It has to be because the musicians that use this are in grades 6, 7, and 8.\\n\\n4. Sound quality is, in her words, phenomenal.\\n\\n5. The price for similar products is comparable. It may be a little high but for the quality she likes it.\",\n \"Product: No controller adapters, no cables, just completely wireless DTS Headphone: X 7.1 Channel Surround Sound that puts you in the center of the action. Designed for Xbox One, the powerful Ear Force Stealth 500X delivers incredible interference-free wireless audio and chat through a comfortable, functional headset design. The Stealth 500X also includes a mobile cable for making calls, mobile gaming or for connecting a phone to get text or call notifications while gaming.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Turtle Beach Ear Force Stealth 500X Premium\\n\\nReview: My 13 year old son pounced on this product like a ninja. It's been four hours and we've not heard a peep out of him in the game room.\\n\\nAfter wafting a slice of pepperoni pizza under his nose, he surfaced to give me his review.\\n\\nGood sound quality and compatibility with Xbox.\\nDue to the design, it eliminates background noises as well as a parent's plea to empty the trash.\\nSnug fit ensures this.\\nHe loves, loves, loves the microphone. All of his friends said there was no static or mumbling\\nIt's comfortable\\nLikes the wireless aspect\\nEasy to start using right out of the box.\\n\\nETA: I have downgraded this from 5 to 1 stars. This microphone broke with no apparent reason. The actual earphones stopped working a two weeks ago. We have tried several times to contact Turtle Beach customer support but there has been no response. Save your money and buy another brand.\",\n \"Product: Volume plus mascara creates full body, high volume lashes in a single stroke. This rich creamy formula is clinically proven to naturally increase lash thickness and promote lash growth\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Vincent Longo Volume Plus Mascara\\n\\nReview: I liked this. I didn't love it. If I pay $25.00 for a mascara, you better believe I would love it. I usually buy Boots mascara at the local Target.\\n\\nI have sparse, skimpy eyelashes. I have problems with allergic reactions so it was with a great deal of trepidation that I tried this. I used it for a week at work (I work in school). The weather fluctuated between cold (36 F) to warm (75 F). It rained and it was windy and sunny.\\n\\nIt didn't cause any reactions. The volume was there and the color was consistent. Removal at night was a breeze.\\n\\nThe reason it didn't get 5 stars was because around 3:00 p.m. I would catch a look in a mirror and I had raccoon eyes. The wind and rain made me look like I had two black eyes.\",\n \"Product: La Cuisine's Saute 3.75 Qt. Cast Iron Casserole provides a beautiful presentation for rice or potato dishes. La Cuisine's cast iron cookware is crafted using sand molds, which are used only once, forging a lighter product with a very fine enamel finish that is truly unique. Wonderfully versatile, La Cuisine's saute casseroles are suited to the oven and all cooktops, including induction. Food heats through evenly and remains hot until served. The non-toxic cream enamel interior surface gives excellent food release that improves through continued use, and is simple to clean just wash in warm water. Whatever your skill level, La Cuisine is perfect for no-fuss, healthy cooking and looks great as it goes straight from cooking on the stovetop or in the oven to serving at the table or buffet (our trivets, sold separately, are recommended for table/buffet use).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: La Cuisine LC 3100 Cast Iron Casserole\\n\\nReview: Now THIS is what all cast iron products should be compared to because this dutch oven is the best. Pricey but totally worth it.\\n\\nIt's super heavy but I like the edges around the pot and top. Sort of bumpy or ridged? I don't know the exact why to describe it but I bet these notches help with keeping the food inside from drying out. I did a lasagna type bake that I usually bake in a large pyrex glass pan and it cooked nicely. I took off the lid to \\\"crust\\\" the cheese. The handles are also large enough to fit my oven mitt hands with no trouble.\\n\\nThe color is a true red and with black accents. I will probably be buying one for my best friend's Christmas present as she is a huge UGA Bulldog fan and the colors fit nicely in her kitchen.\\n\\nBeing cast iron and smooth enamel, cleaning is not as easy as other pots and pans but I didn't have to soak it overnight like I do some Pyrex glass baking pans. I am also betting this will be one of those dishes that you never throw away. After\",\n \"Product: The 5 Inch Memory Foam Mattress will work with most daybeds, trundle beds, and bunk beds, providing conforming comfort with a memory foam layer that molds to the natural shape of your body. The full support high density foam base layer provides long lasting durability and stability. Pink and blue terry cover versions include a moisture barrier. Smartly Shipped - Our patented technology allows our mattresses to be efficiently compressed, rolled and shipped in a box conveniently to your door. Please open your mattress package within 72 hours of receipt and allow 48 hours for your new mattress to return to its original, plush shape. Worry free 10 year limited warranty. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sleep Master Memory Foam Mattress\\n\\nReview: My daughter just inherited her twin bed from her older brother who grew out of it. She was wanting a new mattress so she wouldn't have to sleep on her brother's old one and get teen age boy germs.\\n\\nThis mattress came in by FedEx. It was in a three foot tall box but extremely light. Unpacking it from its protective outer cover was a challenge. I don't suggest using a razor or knife because both the outer cover and inner bag are wrapped very tight around mattress. Use a smaller pair of scissors.\\n\\nThe first night, we laid it out on the living room floor to make sure it unrolled. We detected no smell or any odor. My daughter's bed does not have a box spring for support. Instead she has a bunky board. We were concerned that the foam mattress would not have enough padding to cover the the hardness of the board. However, it does. My husband laid on the bed and couldn't feel anything but the supportive foam. Daughter loves it.\\n\\nThe only con is that it is very low. Our bed has a headboard and the pillow will be wedged between the mattress and headboard so we stuffed several stuffed animals to block the opening.\",\n \"Product: DIIs silicone kitchen cookware accessories are high quality products made to protect you from heat. DIIs silicone products are heat proof up to 475 degrees Fahrenheit and heat resistant up to 600 degrees Fahrenheit. DII produces quality you can count on. DII kitchen silicone cookware accessories are made with pure FDA Grade, 100% BPA Free Silicone. DII hygienic silicone lids are designed in a single body uniform, continuous silicone that has no crevices for bacteria and food particles to hide in and collect over time. DIIs silicone lids have a convenient hanging hole that allows for quick access in the kitchen and easy hanging storage. Silicone Lids are the perfect way to add lids to pots, pans, and baking dishes that previously had none. DIIs silicone lids offer a suction seal for easy food storage, cooking, baking & serving. These lids withstand heat up to 475 degrees Fahrenheit, making them perfect on the stove, in the oven, or in the microwave. These lids double as a splatter guard for cooking greasy items, such as bacon. Easily fits on different sizes of pots, pans & bowls. DII silicone lids come in these different sizes: 11.25 inch diameter, 8.75 inch diameter & 6.75 inch diameter. Place these wonderful silicone lids on your bowls, pots, pans, and more. DII silicone lids come in a variety of sizes to provide you with the perfect sizes for you! DII silicone lids are perfect for cooking on the stove. These easy to use boil over lids provide you with no messy overflow to clean while cooking. Also great for the microwave, cover your plate to prevent splattering! To view more products from DII visit www.amazon.com/dii\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: DII Kitchen Millennium Tops\\n\\nReview: These are handy little items to own--especially if you have a small kitchen or if your kitchen is larger but you have so many items you can't find the lid in a hurry (that's me). Uses very little space and it could fold over to make smaller although we haven't since we don't want crease it.\\n\\nWe have a porcelain electric stove top and my husband cooks a lot of rice. Sometimes after adding the rice to the boiling water, the traditional lid allows boiling rice/water to escape before it gets down to simmer. This molded to fit perfectly over the pot while cooking and did not allow any steam/water/rice to boil over to cook on the stove top.\\n\\nEasy cleaning. We rinsed it off and put it in the top part of the dishwasher and it come out sparkly.\",\n \"Product: Expertise in the kitchen since 1947. The power to go beyond blending; blend faster and smoother with the Kenwood blend-x pro. Kenwood's patented MultiZone blade technology, powered by a high torque QuattroPolemotor, has 30% more cutting action for perfectly smooth, consistent results. With 6 pre-set programs for blending drinks, soups, fine or coarse chopping and ice crushing, you can easily create your favorite recipes all in less than 60 seconds! blend your favorite, healthy smoothies in less than 60 seconds, chop fresh guacamole in only 10 seconds and more original recipes with the help of the bonus recipe book. The unique variable speed control allows fine tuning and precision blending to customize any recipe. Blend hot and cold ingredients in the ThermoResist carafe without fear of cracking or shattering. Clean up is easier than ever with the auto rinse feature, removable blades and dishwasher safe components. Equipped with a sleek, brushed aluminum face and internal cord housing, the blend-x pro is a professionally-inspired blender with a contemporary design for the home countertop.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Kenwood BM800GY Blend-X Pro Blender.\\n\\nReview: When your chef niece is jealous of your blender, you know this is a good one. I almost had to resort to searching her purse when she left. While she admired the motor, her fiance liked the sleek silver bullet look. Very modern feeling but heavy. This blender will not \\\"walk\\\" across the counter like the blender we received at our wedding 17 years ago.\\n\\nMixing margaritas was a snap and making slushies were a breeze. The motor is a bit loud but it is not unexpected. It is not a problem as it obliterates anything in its pitcher within seconds so the motor is not on that long.\\n\\nCleaning is typical of a blender. Some are dishwasher safe but I typically hand wash and wipe down all parts. To me, it seems to extend appliance life,\\n\\nWith its' performance, I'm tempted into throwing a \\\"blender party\\\" to see how many different food and drink items this baby can make.\",\n \"Product: DIIs silicone kitchen utensils and cookware accessories are high quality products made to protect you from heat. DIIs silicone products are heat proof up to 480 F and heat resistant up to 600 F. DII produces quality you can count on. DII kitchen silicone utensils and cookware accessories are made with pure FDA Grade, 100% BPA Free Silicone. DII hygienic silicone utensils have a flexible metal core in a single body uniform, continuous silicone that has no crevices for bacteria and food particles to hide in and collect over time. The durable metal interior gives flexibility plus stiffness for easy grip and use. DIIs silicone utensils and silicone cookware are non-stick and flexible for easy food release. All DIIs silicone spatulas and products fit comfortably in your hand for all multiple-use purposes. DIIs cooking utensils has a convenient hanging hole that allows for quick access in the kitchen and easy hanging storage. DIIs premium cooking utensils and cookware are bright and colorful to enhance your cooking, baking and dining experiences. DIIs colorful silicone utensils brighten your cooking and baking involvement. Cook and bake like a professional with DIIs high quality silicone kitchen utensils and cookware. DII offers silicone spatula sets, silicone kitchen tools, silicone baking sets, silicone suction and food cover lids, silicone potholder with spoon rest set, and silicone boil over sets. DIIs silicone baking set comes with two wonderful non-stick silicone baking mats. These baking mats are 16 inches by 12 inches to fit perfectly into an 18 inch by 13 inch cookie sheet or baking pan. DIIs silicone baking mats are perfect for baking chicken, fish, and all your yummy baked goods. Bring a pop of color to your baking experience with DIIs silicone baking set in either purple or red. Simplify your baking hassles by using these silicones baking sheet that replaces the use of parchment paper. Not only will it save you money on parchment paper, these baking mats will replace your need for non-stick spray and oil. DII baking sets baking mats will extend the life and use of your metal baking and cookie sheets. DIIs silicone baking set is not complete without its extraordinary, compacted, oven gripper. These pot and oven grippers are heat resistant up to 600 degrees protecting you while cooking, barbecuing, and serving. Protect your hands with DII oven and pot grippers. Throw out your old pot holders and oven mitts, these modern silicone pot and oven grippers will grip and withstand higher heat levels than cloth oven mitt and potholders. DIIs durable oven grippers are a kitchen essential. These oven and pot grippers are great for gripping hard to open jars and canning. DIIs baking set comes with a flexible and sturdy basting brush. Use this amazing pastry brush for baking, brushing, icing, barbequing, and so much more. Bake and cook away without worrying about the basting brush melting. These silicone pastry brushes are heat resistant to 600 degrees. DIIs pastry brush allows you to spread oil, butter, spices, soy sauce, marinades, and sauces with an easy movement of the wrist. The slick modern bristle design is handy for any time you need to spread liquids without scratching surfaces. To view more product visit www.amazon.com/dii\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: DII Kitchen Heat Resistant Trivets\\n\\nReview: DII continues to produce inexpensive yet durable cooking items.\\n\\nI like this color. It's a tomato red and goes great with my kitchen--decorated in what loosely can be described as French countryside--green and butter yellow with warm red accents.\\n\\nI use this primarily as a trivet set. It's not thick but it is thick enough for Pyrex dishes not touch my granite counter top. It doesn't slide so it beats a traditional pot holder. I like the fact that it is dishwasher safe. We did use the dishwasher the first time we used these but any spillover washes out pretty easily. However, you need to clean it quickly after something spills because if it dries in between the bumps, it is difficult to clean without the dishwasher.\",\n \"Product: Lenox offers a truly legendary collection of ornaments that has been a treasured part of American holidays for generations. Unmatched quality and hand craftsmanship result in exquisite collectibles that bring a special glow to your home. No other gift expresses the joy of the season more than a specially-chosen ornament for the people who mean the most to you. Best of all, this remarkable collection is created by Lenox, the name more closely associated with holiday entertaining than any other. The confidence that Lenox has in the unmatched durability of every product they offer is backed up by a lifetime breakage replacement policy to guarantee many years of enjoyment to each customer. Enjoy a winter wonderland as a holiday fantasy comes to beautiful life in this miniature snowglobe. Crafted of Lenox porcelain, this ornament includes a lustrous gold rope with tassel for hanging and comes beautifully packaged in an iconic seasonal red box to make a perfect gift.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Lenox Nutcracker Snowglobe Ornament\\n\\nReview: I love Lenox. My nativity display is the China Jewels. The craftsmanship is apparent. It was pricey but worth it.\\n\\nThis ornament disappoints both in appearance and quality. The nutcracker has no real definition and no detail in the the features. The globe is small and I think that is where it goes wrong. The porcelain overwhelms the snow globe. The ivory seems much bigger in reality than the picture. It is a poor design. Good idea but not so good execution.\\n\\nThe paint on the porcelain on my ornament is straight and up to Lenox standards which is why I am giving it two stars.\\n\\nThe picture is an extreme close up so you can see how indistinct nutcracker is\",\n \"Product: Serta's stable-base foundation provides consistent support across the bottom of the mattress and lasting durability to the mattress sleep set. The unique construction of this foundation isolates the impact of your sleep partners movements, so you can sleep undisturbed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Serta Low Profile Foundation\\n\\nReview: 5 stars for the foundation. -5 stars for abysmal delivery company\\n\\nMy husband is a heavy sleeper. While he is able to sleep through an alien attack, I will wake up to the slightest movement.\\n\\nWe have recently bought a new mattress through the Original Mattress Factory based in Atlanta as we always do every 8 years or so. This fit nicely with the new mattress. I had my doubts about weight and effectiveness. It's very light and low but I am very pleasantly surprised. I barely feel any movement when I took a nap and oddly, my husband's snoring has decreased. I don't know if it's because of the support.\\n\\nThe stitching is strong and the outer rim is a deep midnight blue. If you don't have a bed skirt, it looks nice on it's own. There was a slight smell. It was not bad but we sprayed it down with Febreeze.\\n\\nLastly, the shipping company is a nightmare. I an email from Amazon saying that the shipping company has not been able to reach me. That is flat out lie by the shipper. A few minutes later the company called to tell me they will be out the next day between 1:00 pm and 7:00 pm. That's a huge window and when I asked to narrow it down to a four hour, the person said no. Poor shipping so just be aware of it.\",\n \"Product: As more people seek healthier lifestyles, they're including gluten free choices in their diet. And with the premium Panasonic YR2500, it's easy to make, bake and enjoy tasty, gluten free breads, and doughs for pasta, pizza and more. But gluten free is only one of the eight bread and eight dough modes you can choose from with this full-featured, fully automatic bread maker. Those who like the tastes and textures of traditional breads and doughs can select their favorite styles as well - and savor the same fresh, scrumptious results. Whatever your preference, this smart, easy-to-use bread maker is ideally suited for all types of flour. Use your own recipes, or an included recipe book features step-by-step directions for the creation of delicious breads and doughs. Choose from basic white, whole wheat and multi-grain breads, French, fruit and nut breads, as well as doughs for pastas, pizza, rolls, croissants and tea cakes. Convenient touch-pad controls and a large LCD screen let you select your style of bread, loaf size (medium or extra large) and light or dark crust. From there, the YR2500 automatically mixes, kneads, rises and bakes your bread to perfection. In the process, smart dispensers automatically add and evenly distribute yeast, plus raisins, dried fruits or chopped nuts at all the right intervals. When done, the non-stick, diamond fluorine-coated inner pan and stay-cool loop handle make removing bread and dough safe and simple, and cleanup quick and easy. A 13-hour preset timer lets you bake bread overnight to enjoy at breakfast, or during the day for fresh bread with dinner.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Panasonic SD-YR2500 GF Bread Maker\\n\\nReview: I have had several bread makers in the past. Three died from overuse and I'm on number 4. This is number 5. Although no one has been diagnosed in my family as sensitive to gluten products, I suspect my husband is. The directions for use are very well-written and understandable.\\n\\nI did a basic white bread recipe and it was gobbled up in two hours by my kids. My husband used it to make open face sandwich with ground beef, gravy and provolone cheese. It was crispy on the outside and very soft in the middle. It really held up to the open face sandwich. Very even taste.\\n\\nI tried the gluten free and since I have no frame of reference, the taste had no depth. What I mean is that when you bite into a regular loaf, there's a yeasty aftertaste. The gluten free loaf reminded me of plain white rice. Filling but not a lot of flavor. Appearance was slightly darker but the texture was gritty. I did try a gluten free recipe I found on[...]. The taste was out of this world.\",\n \"Product: Our Euro10 Mattress is truly constructed unlike any other mattress. The Zenapur foam base layer has sculpted and crafted channels ergonomically place throughout the core to contours precisely to your body providing the ideal level of support. These channels also capture and circulate air which keeps the mattress fresh and cool, whisking away any heat build-up, so you sleep cool and comfortable. The top comfort layer is a bio renewable Soy based gel memory foam which reduces pressure, eliminating tossing and turning. The soy gel memory foam also regulates temperature and moisture for a nearly perfect nights sleep. The mattress fabric contains a unique technology called Phase Change which manages your sleeping climate keeping it temperate neutral at all times.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Toende Queen Luxury Gel Mattress\\n\\nReview: My husband has back problems and a mild sleep apnea problem. He doesn't use a c-pac but can't sleep on his back. Our previous interspring mattress was tailor made for him at a high price. It's a great mattress but this one is better.\\n\\nThe delivery was a breeze. It was vacuumed packed in a large roll about five feet. The USPS man said it weighed about 75 lbs when he put it on our porch.\\n\\nBe careful when you unseal it. Make sure it is on your bed before you open the plastic covering so you can unroll it into place. It expands rapidly and eventually reaches its' full size in about 2 minutes.\\n\\nAfter three nights on it, my husband pronounced it \\\"wonderful\\\". Although it is not advertised as a heat reducing or cooling mattress, hubby said it doesn't seem to be heat retention. It conforms to his body nicely but supports it. Morning back pain is gone. I caught him sleeping on his back with no apnea problems. I'm not saying it cured it but it's a wonderful that proper support can help back pain.\\n\\nThe only problem is getting out of the bed takes some getting used to. Rolling out of this mattress for my husband is difficult. You must sit up and put your feet down and pull yourself up.\",\n \"Product: Serta's stable-base foundation provides consistent support across the bottom of the mattress and lasting durability to the mattress sleep set. The unique construction of this foundation isolates the impact of your sleep partners movements, so you can sleep undisturbed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Serta Low Profile Foundation\\n\\nReview: 5 stars for the foundation. -5 stars for abysmal delivery company\\n\\nMy husband is a heavy sleeper. While he is able to sleep through an alien attack, I will wake up to the slightest movement.\\n\\nWe have recently bought a new mattress through the Original Mattress Factory based in Atlanta as we always do every 8 years or so. This fit nicely with the new mattress. I had my doubts about weight and effectiveness. It's very light and low but I am very pleasantly surprised. I barely feel any movement when I took a nap and oddly, my husband's snoring has decreased. I don't know if it's because of the support.\\n\\nThe stitching is strong and the outer rim is a deep midnight blue. If you don't have a bed skirt, it looks nice on it's own. There was a slight smell. It was not bad but we sprayed it down with Febreeze.\\n\\nLastly, the shipping company is a nightmare. I an email from Amazon saying that the shipping company has not been able to reach me. That is flat out lie by the shipper. A few minutes later the company called to tell me they will be out the next day between 1:00 pm and 7:00 pm. That's a huge window and when I asked to narrow it down to a four hour, the person said no. Poor shipping so just be aware of it.\",\n \"Product: Function and fashion come together to deliver the best in style and performance. These sleek, stainless steel Cuisinart toasters are designed to accommodate all types of bread selections and shade preferences. High-lift carriages, generous slots and precision settings, make these the toasters everyone will want to trade up to!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cuisinart 4 slice Metal Toaster\\n\\nReview: My son has started a frozen waffle phase--you know, when your kid eats nothing but a certain food for a month and then moves on. As a 15 year old boy, he eats and eats and eats....This makes his foraging less invasive. He can toast four waffles at a time and he is out of my kitchen in a few minutes.\\n\\nIt is a bit slow to toast but I'm willing to trade that for the four slots. My daughter toasts her breakfast bagel every morning along side of my toast. My husband likes to eat the frozen pastry pop tart things. We've cleaned it with no problem and although it looks a bit retro, it's fits in with my \\\"French country\\\" kitchen. I like the toasting options since we all seem to have four different toasting issues.\",\n \"Product: The Zinus Modern Studio Collection is an ideal combination of function and style. The TV Media Stand/ Table is functional for many purposes in your main living space. At 40 inches long it can accommodate a larger TV and includes an additional lower shelf for accessory and gaming storage. The sturdy, black square steel tubing and high density panel with rich brown wood grain finish will add an elegant touch to any dcor. Easy to assemble. Worry free limited 1 year warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Zinus Modern Studio Collection TV Media Stand\\n\\nReview: My teens stay downstairs to play on the Xbox and Playstation. We had a cheap table from Wally World that did good but with the weight of the large TV it started bowing in the middle.\\n\\nWe got this for a replacement. It was very easy to put together--really didn't need the directions but my Boy Scout son did follow them. It's a bit shorter than I realized but in the end, it worked out since the kids sit on bean bags while playing. It seems sturdier than the old table but very sleek almost post modern. It has some good weight to it also.\\n\\nWhat I don't like about it are the corners. Very painful when you jab your knee on it.\",\n \"Product: Right-size seating designed just for them, the Foam Snuggle Chair from Delta Children will go anywhere they do. Perfect for the playroom, living room or your child's bedroom, this cozy foam chair is lightweight enough to move from room to room. The slipcover is constructed of soft fabric that's easy to clean and features contrasting piping for added interest.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Delta Children Foam Snuggle Chair\\n\\nReview: As with the other reviewers, I find myself wondering why this is priced so high? Foam and slipcover. That's all. Then you have to put it together. When I saw the box, I thought maybe it was like one of those foam mattresses--the ones you cut the seal and it self inflates into the right shape. This isn't like that. My husband put it together and it looks sort of like the picture.\\n\\nI gave it an extra star because before our nephew sat it in, the dog hacked up a lung on it. We pulled it apart, pretreated it with <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Zout-Triple-Enzyme-Formula-Laundry-Stain-Remover-Spray-22-Ounce/dp/B000QR94VI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Zout Triple Enzyme Formula Laundry Stain Remover Spray, 22 Ounce</a> and immediately cleaned it. 99% of the stain came out but I still see a faint outline. Juice and milk will probably come out all the way.\",\n \"Product: The Honeywell hl Series portable air conditioner combines 3-in-1 technology into one luscious and sleek body, cooling and dehumidifying areas 450-550 square feet. It features an auto-evaporation system, a reliable dehumidifying function as well as a traditional three speed fan only function delivering optimum cooling, dehumidification and fresh ventilation. The full-function remote control allows you to operate each feature from across the room. Unlike a fixed air conditioner unit, the Honeywell portable air conditioner requires no permanent installation and the smooth-gliding caster wheels provide easy mobility from room to room. A special sleep mode setting allows you to control the temperature for comfort during the night. This portable air conditioner comes with everything needed including a flexible exhaust hose and an easy-to-install window venting kit. The window vent can be removed when the unit is not in use.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Honeywell HL12CESWG HL Portable Unit.\\n\\nReview: Living in the Deep South with an aging central air conditioner,, our unit goes out at least once a summer usually on Friday night. We call and two days later because we don't want to pay off-hour rates, our a/c guy comes out and patches it up. I say a little prayer asking God to keep the unit running for the rest of the hot season.\\n\\nThe days or hours before the repair visit are a nightmare. We living in a split level so the vast majority of our living space is upstairs. Our lot is wooded so we do get some shade but by 5:30 p.m. when I start dinner, the bedrooms, kitchen and family room are sweltering.\\n\\nAnd sure enough, the first heat wave (90's with 100% humidity and no rain), Old Faithful conked out last night. Now as I write this, it is Sunday morning. We stuck it in the family room (reasoning below). My kids slept in the family room last night with no problem. My husband and I slept in the extra bedroom downstairs with two fans. We got this as a back up for days like these. We didn't want to invest in a permanent wall unit so this seemed like a great choice.\\n\\nExcept it's just a good choice.\\n\\nPros:\\n1. The unit is quiet and does pump out some cooled air in the family room (about 450 square feet). We do have high cathedral ceilings so it didn't quite reach the desired cooling temp.\\n2. It's as quiet as a window unit.\\n3. It's a dehumidifier and heater. The directions in the owners manual refer to fan as a heater but as one astute customer pointed out, it is not a \\\"heater\\\" in the strictest sense.\\n4. Due to the low amount of hot air it expels, we've opted not to use the exhaust hose.\\n5. As a safety precaution, you even try to re-position it, the unit stops working for a second and turns back on.\\n6. We use the \\\"drain as necessary approach\\\" as opposed to the continuous drain and there is an indicator light when the unit needs to be drained. Since we've had high humidity, we noticed a drop in thirty minutes. My husband is paranoid so he drained this morning and very little liquid came out.\\n7. The remote control works well within sight distance. My husband is a big proponent of this since he is lazy (his words not mine). The display in the remote has the same display values as the unit itself.\\n8. The sleep mode (we used last night) and the sleep program worked according to directions however it didn't suit our cooling needs. It changes temperatures on its own to conserve electricity (goes up a degree during the night and then maintains it until hour 8 and it starts cooling again). We like our house crypt-like at night (cold and dark).\\n9. It's portable. It rolls across hardwood, tile and carpet with no problem.\\n\\nCons:\\n1. It's huge; takes up a lot of floor space.\\n2 The exhaust pipe must be 20 inches from window to the unit so it sticks out from the wall to three feet.\\n3. In a home built in the 1990's, the bedrooms are very small. Even though the unit would cool the bedrooms with no problem, it's too big for the room because of the floor space if we use the exhaust hose. It's almost too big if we don't use the hose.\\n4. And for biggest problem: We have standard builder windows. All store curtains fit as well as blinds without trimming. The window bracket kit that goes into the window to allow the exhaust hose to expel hot air is so big, it doesn't fit our 32 inch windows. It is the oddly sized expandable plastic piece that braces the window and hose. It would definitely fit a larger window or even a smaller but the design is flawed. The kit is 2 pieces of plastic that expand and contract and you can use just one of the 2. Using 1, you get about 26.5 inches but due to the exhaust port, when you put the second piece in, the minimum size grows to a minimum of 33.5 making it a full 1.5 inches too wide. We will likely end up trimming the second piece if our make-shift wood block doesn't work or the hot air exhaust gets excessive.\",\n \"Product: The Winix HR1000 air cleaner combines advanced air cleaning technologies with user Centric elegant design, to create an Elite member of the Winix family; best used in any area of the home (rooms up to 400 square feet). sporting a 5-Stage air purification system with washable Pre-Filter, coated Deodorization (CD) carbon filter, anti-microbial true HEPA filter and Winix PlasmaWave technology. The HR1000 is one of our premier Wi-Fi enabled products; compatible with the Winix smart app.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Winix HR1000 5 Stage Air Clearner\\n\\nReview: My seven year old niece, Sam, has severe allergies (pollen, peanuts, pet dander, dust mites). She carries an Epi-pen wherever she goes so she has it in case of severe reaction for the peanuts. The other allergens are more annoyance. She's on a couple of different meds including a breathing treatment. Because of this, she never has been able to spend the night because we live in a rural area of Atlanta and we have two indoor hairy dogs and honestly, I am not the best housekeeper.\\n\\nThis lifesaver arrived packaged well and with no damage. It is lightweight and picking it up and moving it around the house is no problem. Assembly was a snap and it's actually quiet. It reminds me of \\\"white noise\\\" and actually is soothing. It comes with three filters and will be easy to change when needed. The first one is a prefilter and is completely washable. There is a timer and Sam was able to operate it by herself. It's a very intuitive machine. We have not used the Wifi feature since we have only had it a few days but I will update if needed.\\n\\nMy brother has a Honeywell air purifier at his house but this one blows (no pun intended) that one away. Granted it is about half the cost but given the fact that Sam woke up the first morning at my house with no stopped up nose was a blessing.\",\n \"Product: TP-LINK's Archer C20i comes with the next generation Wi-Fi standard - 802.11ac, backward compatible with 802.11n and 3 times faster than wireless N speeds. With higher power efficiency and robust security, 802.11ac is the perfect way to accelerate a home multimedia network and solve congestion that multiple devices may cause.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: TP-LINK Archer C20i AC750 Dual Band Wireless AC Router\\n\\nReview: 4 stars\\nEasy set up. The wizard (set up disk) that came with the unit seemed pretty intuitive and easy for this novice to work with but Im not a big fan of mini CDs. I had some concern about the through put based on the distance within about 50 feet is was a screaming machine, as I moved further from the unit, the signal degraded to about what I get with my previous unit. I run it downstairs and most of my internet activity is upstairs. We have always had a bit of an issue with rooms beyond the line of sight with a fireplace that tends to absorb a good amount of the signal.\\n\\nSecurity settings were pretty straight forward, not unlike my old Linksys and Netgear units however, I never did locate any instructions either in the box or disk on how to disable the SSID broadcast. I ended up on the website but accomplished that goal.\\n\\nOverall Id say a mixed review. I like the setup and using the Xbox on it, improved the gaming performance but I had hoped for greater all home coverage from a single unit, that is, not having to use my signal booster. So, would I get rid of a working unit and consider this an upgrade, no, but if Im replacing a burned out or out of date unit, yes, Id buy it again.\",\n \"Product: The D-Link AC3150 Ultra Wi-Fi Router (DIR-885L/R) is packed with advanced features, like 4x4 data streams, dual band speeds of up to 3,150Mbps (1000Mbps in 2.4GHz and 2167Mbps in 5GHz), Smart Connect and Advanced AC Smart Beam technologies to deliver premium performance for today's most demanding tasks like HD streaming and gaming to multiple devices. The AC3150 is designed with four high-performance external antennas and high power amplifiers to deliver maximum range around your home and yard. The DIR-885L is equipped with MU-MIMO to provide high-bandwidth Wi-Fi signal to multiple devices at the same time.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: D-Link AC3150 Dual Band Wireless Gigabit Router\\n\\nReview: We got this to replace our <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Linksys-AC1900-Dual-Band-Open-Source-WiFi-Wireless-Router-WRT1900ACS/dp/B014MIBLSA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Linksys AC1900 Dual Band Open Source WiFi Wireless Router (WRT1900ACS)</a>. We loved the Linksys but the dog got to it behind the desk and promptly chewed it to pieces.\\nWe have four cell phones, three laptops, one desktop and two Kindles running off this.\\n\\nPros:\\nMy hubby (works in IT) and my computer geek son installed this in a few minutes.\\nBigger than expected. It's about the size of a Harry Potter book with four poles sticking up. It's not discreet.\\nCost wise it's less expensive than our previous router\\nSpeed wise we have seen no loss of speed while connected--we have Xfinity as our internet provider.\\n\\nCons:\\nRuns warm. I'm not sure if I'd put this under a desk or where ventilation is poor.\\n****Drops signal without warning**** Hubby can't trace the break in signal to anything except this router.\",\n \"Product: Designed for iPad Air 2, this QODE Ultimate Keyboard Case offers comfortable, natural typing reminiscent of working on a laptop's keyboard. The keys are well-spaced and responsive, so you can type faster and more accurately than you can with your tablet's touchscreen alone. The keyboard also includes iPad specific shortcut keys. Choose from three viewing angles, each secured by dual neodymium magnets that will hold your iPad Air 2 at the exact angle you want it-no shifting or slipping, even while typing on your lap. The keyboard is so smart, there's no need for a power button--it turns on when you need it and off when you don't. The long-lasting battery offers 264 hours of active battery life and 4,300 hours of standby. The keyboard folds away when you don't need it, making it easy to comfortably watch videos or browse the internet. Convenient cutouts in the keyboard case give you access to all the tablet's ports and buttons. You can charge your tablet or snap a quick photo with ease--there's no need to remove the iPad Air 2 cover. The QODE Ultimate Keyboard Case is compatible with iPad Air 2 devices.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Belkin QODE Ultimate Lite Keyboard Case\\n\\nReview: I work in a school district that uses Ipads instead of textbooks for all of high school and some of middle school. All the 8th graders have them and all the teachers are issued one.\\n\\nI use a Kindle at home but the district requires me to use this while at work. I'm not a big Ipad fan anyway so when I saw this, I jumped on it. I am not a graceful person so I need a heavy duty cover.\\n\\nPros:\\nOf course, it fits snugly with no danger of falling out.\\nThe keys are big enough to actually type with and not peck at like the Ipad itself\\nIt's not \\\"pretty\\\" but it is made of very tough plastic so the Ipad is protected\\nI like the magnetic strip that props up and holds the Ipad to the keyboard.\\nBattery life for the keyboard seems to be good.\\nI was able to attach a sticker to it (my name) and it has not peeled off.\\n\\nCons\\nNone that I can tell. I just wish there was a comparable one for the Kindle Fire (Old Gen)\",\n \"Product: LUMIX Wi-Fi Enabled Tough Adventure Camera\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Panasonic NEC-TS6D Linux WiFi Camera\\n\\nReview: My son took the to a week long camp. The weight of this is heavier than the typical digital camera but it is not excessive. While regular pictures came out pretty good, the water pictures were a little blurry. I am not sure if it's the camera or my son. Because it's waterproof, there is no way to protect the lens. The lens has not gotten scratched but be aware that it might due to normal wear and tear.\\n\\nThe resolution of the pictures is excellent. It is slow to autofocus compared to cell phone cameras. Battery life is good and I love the fact that it is rechargeable and I won't go into debt buying batteries.\\n\\nThe biggest con is the ambiguity of actual picture taking and recording. It is very easy to inadvertently create a recording when you think you are taking a picture. The reason I bring this up is that you run out of disk space quickly.\\n\\nMenu operation is simple and connecting to WiFi at home to upload to laptop is a breeze. At this time, we had tested the connectivity to cell phones. We will edit this review when we do.\",\n \"Product: Quickly and securely transfer photos, videos, and files with the affordable, high-performance Lexar Jump Drive S35 USB 3.0 drive. With speeds up to 150MB/s read and 60MB/s write, you can now transfer a 3GB HD video clip in less than 1 minute, compared to the 4 minutes it takes using a standard USB 2.0 drive. And for added versatility, the drive is backwards compatible with USB 2.0 devices. Jump Drive S35 includes Encrypt Stick Lite software, an advanced security solution with 256-bit AES encryption to help protect your essential files against corruption, loss, and deletion. Easily create a password-protected vault that automatically encrypts data. Beyond its performance and good looks, Jump Drive S35 is designed for convenience. Its small slim, swivel design includes an automatically retractable connector, which means there's no cap to lose. It also has a key ring loop so you can easily attach it to your keychain, computer bag, backpack, or purse. Jump Drive S35 comes in a range of colors, and is available in capacities from 16GB-128GB.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Lexar JumpDrive S35 USB 3.0 Flash Drive\\n\\nReview: One of our computers does not support USB 3.0 technologies but the other (the newer laptop) does. The overall dimensions are nice. It fits nicely in a shirt pocket. The storage space is generous. We were able to put a few hundred photos which is no where near capacity. We use it also for music.\\n\\nWhat impressed me the most was the speed of the interaction both up and down on the Windows 8 UP laptop. It was probably the fastest I have seen in awhile.\\n\\nBig downside: The port retracts to protect the connection but there is no way to cap it so dirt or lint can enter the connection so we will use this strictly storage.\\n\\nWhile it has no effect on the actual product, the color is nice.\",\n \"Product: Trainer combines the freedom of wireless Bluetooth technology, a secure fit, and exceptional sound quality, to take your music and your workouts to the next level.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Gibson Trainer TH100/27 Sports Headphones\\n\\nReview: I like the new headset design. It fits comfortably. The speakers are good but due to some volume limitations, its kind of hard to hear in a noisy gym. The battery is fine for standby use but when you blue tooth the connection, it drains it. (In defense of the manufacturer, I don't know of any that do not.) I have used it on a few phone calls. The clarity is there but seems to lag a bit on Skype calls. The extra support head band is interesting, it does seem to create stability and is kind of novel. The claim about the strategically placed light being a safety feature is a bit of a stretch but being blue tooth, it does flash when Im doing a late night walk. As a music snob, the highs and lows were there on my favorite artists.\\n\\nOverall, its not bad. I like them as much as I like my beat headphones and roughly the same price point. About the only thing that makes them stand out from the others is the support band. If purchasing again, Id see which were less expensive and get them.\",\n \"Product: Introducing the worlds first 1 (1.0-type) stacked CMOS image sensor with DRAM chip and a blazingly fast shutter speed of up to 1/32000. This new Exmor RS sensor not only enhances efficiency and speed of A/D conversion through its stacked structure with more circuit sections; it also realizes over five times faster readout speed of the previous RX100 III\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sony DSC-RX100M IV Cyber-shot Digital Still Camera\\n\\nReview: The camera is impressive for a point and shoot device.\\n\\nI didn't expect to behave in such a professional way. I don't consider myself an amateur photographer. Im just a typical parent who has two kids in sports. My sister-in-law has a high-end camera with lots of accessories totaling in the thousands of dollars. This bad boy blows her out of the water.\\n\\n1. Still shots, twenty megapixels. What can I saw? The pictures were spectacular. The panoramic images were breathtaking. The details in the images and high resolution were incredible. The color and clarity were among the best Ive seen. Wide angle view is good but the zoom didn't go as close as I thought it would. Zooming features go from 24MM to 70MM.\\n\\n2. Recording an MP4: the video capture was extremely high definition. Ive used my phone before to take recording but there is no comparison. The slow motion capture is a feature I have yet to figure out.\\n\\n3. Out of the box: assembly of the necessary components was a snap. The directions were very clear. Menu navigation is pretty simple as I have very little experience with cameras. The menu is intuitive and makes sense. The slow motion piece I am sure I will figure it out. Its probably a setting that I don't have correct.\\n\\nI took it to a friend of mine at work who is a hobby photographer. Without any instructions at all, she was taking pictures, recording video and doing all sorts of things I didn't know it could do.\\n\\n4. Battery life so far is very long. I personally don't like the view finderits very small but using it as opposed to the LED display on the back of the camera will extend battery life. We used the 64 GB SDXC storage card. You need this card or better to do slow motion video. Installation for this card is simple.\\n\\n5. Now about the LED display. It flips upside down so you can take selfies with the camera. My daughter likes this as she likes to take selfies. My favorite part of that is the ability to tilt it downward so you can hold the camera over your head and take shots and actually see what you're photographing. They call it articulationI call it brilliant.\\n\\n6. The flash allows you to point it away from the subject however it doesnt lock into place so you have to be nimble with your fingers to make it work consistently. I like this feature because it reduces red eye and other haloing issues.\\n\\n7. Unloading the camera to the laptop was simple with the available software from the Sony site. Upload of image to Facebook required no modifications. Upload of videos to Youtube required no special steps.\\n\\n8. For the size, the weight is heavy but not ridiculous. If you decide to buy this, I strongly recommend buying the hard sided Sony case designed for it.\\n\\nA feature we have not used yet is plugging the camera directly into our TV. This requires a micro HDMI wire which were not ready to buy. Another feature yet untested is connectivity to my cell phone. I stepped through the menu and it seems like an easy process but I have not done it yet. You can use a WiFi network or NFC.\\n\\nIn all my reviews on Amazon (and there are 300 or so), this was a five star rating that I have no problem recommending so highly.\",\n \"Product: Put yourself in the center of an immersive 360 Degree sound field complete with all-day all-night comfort for unstoppable gaming. Lightweight and durable, swivel ear cups are designed for best-in-class comfort and sound isolation making this 7.1 surround sound headset with detachable noise-cancelling MIC your newest ally. Command with ease using the built-in control box to quickly mute and voice adjust.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lenovo Y Gaming Surround Sound Headset\\n\\nReview: My son is an avid gamer. He has Playstation, Xbox Live, and two laptops. The kid knows computers and accessories like the back of his hand. We've tried Turtle Beach, Logitech, Microsoft and a few others. The prices ranged from $15.99 to $150.00. My husband uses this brand at his work and likes it.\\n\\nMy son loves these. The sound cancelling aspect is his favorite. We have our laptops set up near the family room/kitchen so there is a lot of noise from TVs to talking to cooking. Not once did he gripe about loud talking or the TV.\\n\\nThe sound quality is \\\"awesome\\\" (his words). He played Call of Duty last night and when we pried him away from the computer, he said he could hear everything. Another game involved zombies who sneak up on unsuspecting gamers and eat them. He had been using the Turtle Beach ones but with these, he heard them creeping up before he saw them.\\n\\nOne other aspect is that it's portable. His high school has gone exclusively to using IPads in place of text books and he brought them to school. The detachable microphone is a great feature. He typically won't need the microphone at school so he leaves it at home.\\n\\nHe doesn't see a con but when I tried them on (I wear reading glasses), it was a bit uncomfortable. I also don't know how long they will last since it is a hard plastic but if it lasts more than six months, it's a winner.\\n\\nAll in all, he loves it and hasn't complained about one thing. On that alone, thanks Lenovo.\",\n \"Product: The pocket-sized Sound Blaster G5 delivers massively superior gaming audio performance in a compellingly tiny form-factor. This virtual 7.1 24-bit/192kHz, 120dB USB Digital Audio Converter (DAC) and headphone amplifier delivers for the ultimate headphone gaming audio experience - whether it is for your PC or for your gaming console. Supported Operating Systems: Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows Vista, Windows 8.1, Windows 10, Mac OS X v10.8 and above.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Creative Sound BlasterX Headphone\\n\\nReview: Pros\\nCompact and very small\\nVarious outputs (USB and connect it to your Xbox One only and PS4)\\nThree different modes--high/low base, SBX and scout mode\\nEnhances sound quality to the point you must turn it down. Amplified to the point my teenage son had to turn it down.\\nSound dial is sturdy\\nTwo input ports for headphones\\nIntuitive and simple to use.\\nMultiple connections\\nCan use two separate devices on it.\\n\\nCons:\\nCannot use a USB headset on it. Must have a separate connector (USB to 3.5 connector) to use for it.\\nMust have a spliter that splits your sound from your mike.\\nCan't use mike or headset at the some time if you do not have a spliter\\nA bit pricey---comps are $100.\\n\\nIt comes with written letters by the people who make it. Customer support is very good. The verdict is get it if you are a gamer or some sort of sound producer.\",\n \"Product: The real tree camo lining in this sandstone active jacket adds interest to a tough jacket. With 12-ounce, 100 percent cotton sandstone duck and real tree camouflage pattern quilted-flannel lining in body and quilted-nylon lining in sleeves, this jacket has and attached quilted-flannel lined hood with draw cord closure, two large lower front pockets, two inside pockets, rib-knit cuffs and waistband and tripled-stitched main seams with a back length of 27 1/2 inches.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Carhartt Women's Sandstone Active Jacket\\n\\nReview: After constantly doing morning car rider duty at school for three years, my previous coat ripped. When I saw this, I knew I had to get this.\\n\\nI usually don't care about labels but my mom had a Carhartt jacket she wore. My father used it for his postal route for as long as I could remember (about 35 years). When he passed, it was one of the few articles of clothing she kept. She used it everywhere and finally it wore out a year before she died. So I am very familiar about Carhartt.\\n\\nThe initial impression was \\\"it's rough\\\" but I washed it. I also have been wearing it the past two days and it has lost its' inflexibility. The color is a beautiful color of lavender and the camo lining is soft and very warm. I'm not a big fan of the camo but honestly, I zip it up and no one sees it. I don't use the hood but I did for one morning just to see how it wore. Stitching is even and strong. One of the reasons my previous coat ripped is my habit of jabbing pencils and pens in the pocket. This has survived my pen stabbing.\",\n \"Product: Luxurious Geoffrey Beene 100% pure silk charmeuse shawl collar robe features contrast piping, two front pockets, separate belt that is stitched down at the back, double belt loops, back patch and locker loop. Give the gift of comfortable luxury.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Geoffrey Beane Men's Silk Shawl Collar Robe\\n\\nReview: It's a beautiful robe. The color is deep, deep blue. The fabric, of course, is silk but a true silk and not like some \\\"silk\\\" you can get at a Walmart. I actually got this for myself since my husband doesn't wear silk. His very rough working hands snag most fabric.\\n\\nSince it's a man's robe, I had to role up the sleeves a few times. I'm 5'2'' so the robe's bottom goes near my ankles. It wraps well and the cleaning is as expected. I hand wash all silk and delicates.\\n\\nThe only problem is the packaging. It came in a clear plastic bag. If you are giving it as a gift, you'll need to find a box for presentation. But that's just a small inconvenience.\",\n \"Product: Water resistant soft shell classic zipper front jacket\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tommy Hilfiger Men's Soft Jacket\\n\\nReview: My son has experienced a growth spurt. Four weeks ago he was in junior sizes and now he towers over both my husband and me. His letterman school jacket no longer fits so we were looking for a light weight coat so our loan application could be processed by the bank for the next letterman school jacket (no joke $500 a jacket).\\n\\nWhen I pulled this out, my son grunted--which in modern teen language means he approves. It's a good fall jacket for here in Georgia. He runs cross country during the fall and in the winter so this will be good as a rain repellent when he walks to practice fields. It's heavier than it looks but not too warm (?). The outer coat is rougher than expected. It's definitely for outdoors. Zippers work and there is a tiny Hilfiger flag in the upper left corner.\",\n \"Product: One of the lightest and most durable cases on the market. Delsey patented built-in overweight indicator allows you to determine if your bag is over 50 lbs. Two front pockets including easy-access bottom pocket convenient for toiletries, shoes, umbrella and chargers. Fully lined interior with tie down straps and two interior pockets. Removable cable pouch. Spinner wheels assure smooth maneuverability. Expands 2 inches maximizing space and packing flexibility. Zippered compartment in the lid with suiter clip and folding bar.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Delsey Luggage Expandable Bag\\n\\nReview: My husband travels about 1x a month. And I mean by plane out of Hartsfield Airport out of Atlanta so it is imperative that everything goes smooth because you don't want to deal with luggage problems while negotiating that massive airport.\\n\\nHe used this past week and loved it. No problem with security screening--it went through the x-ray with no stopping The rolling action is smooth and can switch directions as easily as you do which is good for riding the concourses to the gate. The nylon material is super strong and a bright blue (not an obnoxious color--just bright). He did get questioned at the gate about it being carry-on size and when he plopped it in the measure box, it fit. Now, he didn't have to use the expandable option so I don't know if it will be carry on if he did use it. It's also very lightweight.\\n\\nHe also liked many of the features from the inside tie-down features to the extra pockets in front. What he liked best was the fabric. He spilled coffee on it. It rolled off with no staining. It didn't bleed through to his clothes.\",\n \"Product: Influenced by european styling this low-heeled collection features burnish leathers and adjustable straps for a tailored look and sure fit.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rockport Cobb Hill Boots\\n\\nReview: I have a wide foot--sometimes double wide. Always have and it's horrible trying to find fashionable shoes that don't look like orthopedic sneakers. Wearing heels is a big no-no. I ordered this accidentally. I just knew I would not be able to squeeze my wide right foot in it.\\n\\nTo my complete and utter surprise, I actually could wear these. I didn't even have to do that foot wiggle you do when you try to squeeze into a shoe that is too small for you. Zipping it up was a bit unnerving as I prayed that the zipper would not take a few skin cells.\\n\\nI've had these on all day. The first 15 minutes were uncomfortable. I could feel the leather compressing onto my foot almost making my toes fall asleep but after that, there was no problem. The heel is about an inch and has a rubber bottom that has protected my hardwood floors from scuffing. They are stylish. The finish is a matte and not a shiny leather.\",\n \"Product: The Willow Crop top is your go-to garment to layer to-and-from the studio. Soft cotton blend Slub fabric Drapes beautifully and layers Great over bras or tanks. Playful graphics, ombre dip-dye, and raw edge details add subtle interest. Front length - 20 1/2 inch\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Gaiam Women's Willow Crop Top\\n\\nReview: My daughter who is 5'6\\\" and weighs 120 pounds runs cross country so she is at 1-2 hours a day. She is in a women's 6/8 so we got this for her.\\n\\nOur tank ran big and when I mean big, I mean it's too big for her to run with just a running bra and this. She has to wear a tee under it which defeats the purpose of wearing a tank. The first time she wear it (yes she's a teenager so her judgment is, well, poor), she was training at the local high school. The coach immediately corrected her and told her to wear her tee over it.\\n\\nShe did say she liked it though. It was cool and kept her from overheating in the mile she ran before the coach caught her. The saying is cute.\",\n \"Product: 9.5 ounce stretch denim fabric is made with two percent spandex for added movement, comfort and recovery. Jean is extremely fitted from hip to leg opening.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Dickies Girls' Big Girls' Jeans\\n\\nReview: My daughter is in that strange age where it's difficult to dress her. She is in misses' tops but girls' pants. While she doesn't normally fit into a big girls' jeans I thought it might work. It did fit her but she will not be wearing these to school.\\n\\nPerhaps I am a prude but these were very tight. I understand skinny jeans but these hugged her hips just like they are supposed to so my 13 year old girl will not highlight her assets this soon.\\n\\nThe reason for the 3 stars is not the fit but the fabric. It's very stiff and although it stretches when she sits, my daughter said it was hard to cross her legs because the denim was so stiff. We washed them twice but still have the stiffness problem. There was no stretch problems because it covered what it was designed to do. And the price point is a bit expensive for what you get.\",\n \"Product: we like to think of this cute kate spade new york scallop tracker as a personal cheerleader: it links automatically to the kate spade new york connected app to provide bursts of motivation, celebrations with every success and the tools to stay stylishly organized. track your steps, sleep and other habits, set personal goals, count down to lifes merriest moments (big and small!) and get inspired every single day. your tracker alerts you with light notifications, controls music, takes selfies and never needs chargingand, with a black polyurethane strap, a bow closure and dainty scalloped gold-tone topring, its as chic as it is functional.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Kate Spade NY Black Scallop Activity Tracker\\n\\nReview: I've had a few fitness trackers. This is number four in the process. The list includes Fitbit, Jawbone and Garmin. My Fitbit fell off my wrist (my fault) and I ran over it. The Jawbone lasted two days and when I perspired, it short circuited. The Garmin just plain broke.\\n\\nThis is pretty as I'm sure it's supposed to be. It's a bit of a let down though--no time and I did have a few connectivity problems with my cell (a Motorola Droid 2). It's smaller than I would have liked. It's not a statement piece by any means. It's tracked my walking accurately. I walk sixty minutes a day for a total of three miles (based on my Fitbit). And it's hung in there even with sweat and some accidental misting. I'm not so sure about the battery life yet.\",\n \"Product: Grabbing your board wrong looks as bad as it feels--and so does unsheathing your hands to be vulnerable to the dark side of the elements just to check your media player or smart phone. Pull on the Burton Empire Glove and don't let foul weather tell you who your daddy is.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Burton Men's Empire Gloves\\n\\nReview: My hubby smokes (yuck) so he has to go off work campus for a smoke break. He has to drive (yes, drive) a mile to a back fenced in area. There are no trees, no bench or anything that would resemble a shelter. He needed gloves.\\n\\nI got these for him and yesterday he went to work in 39 degree weather with high winds. He was able to manipulate the lighter and cigarette box with no problem.\\n\\nPros:\\nThey're nice looking gloves--deep black with a grayish undertone.\\nThey kept his hands warm while he inhaled the black wind of death.\\nHe didn't have to take them off to get a cigarette out and light it.\\nThe wrist elastic did not cut into his skin but kept a firm grip around it. He has big hands and wrists so it should fit just about anyone.\\n\\nThe only thing I don't like is that it retained that cigarette smoke smell. But that is not worth subtracting a star.\",\n \"Product: Whatever your sport, the SKINS DNAmic compression tights with gradient compression technology will boost your circulation, bringing more oxygen-rich blood to your muscles so you can perform better, stronger, and longer with less fatigue and a quicker post activity recovery. This enhanced circulation also forces blood lactate to circulate more effectively, further improving muscle efficiency and power. By strategically wrapping and supporting your muscles, SKINS compression clothing also dramatically reduces muscle vibration/oscillation, leading to fewer muscle tears and lowering the risk of injury as well as reducing DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness) after activity. By containing muscles in their firing position, SKINS also helps you maintain your posture and technique as you push through your fatigue curve during activity. In addition to the strategic mapping of our compression panels, the other secret lies in SKINS' proprietary material - powerful, yet lightweight and breathable and structured to offer precise compression where needed. The SKINS dynamic compression tights can be worn during activity for more power and endurance with less fatigue and/or post activity for a quicker, more comfortable recovery. Whether your a dedicated sports fiend or a weekend warrior, you'll notice that these are a better pair of tights with some definable, quite obvious performance and recovery benefits. These tights also feature an internal key pocket and a wide waistband for maximum comfort. Perfect for all activity and sports from hardcore training to game/race day.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: SKINS Men's DNAmic Compression Long Tights\\n\\nReview: My 16 year old son has been running cross country for the school for four years. We have used similar SKINS products and loved them. Cross Country is a fall sport and while Georgia is not known for cold climate conditions, he needs the longer compression tights for the early morning mountain meets.\\n\\nThe team is in conditioning now. Although we are still in summer, he wore these this week. The CC trail is overgrown (football field takes precedence over other sports) and this past Wednesday, he told me thorny vines and poison ivy has invaded the trail. I like that these tights provide a modicum of protection against vines when he runs past the ivy and thorns.\\n\\nCleaning is easy and the stitching is strong.\\n\\nMany people may balk at the price but I have willingly paid $120 for long tights per season. My advice to parents---get your son these. The price is good and if they are anything like our previous SKINS tights, they will last for a season or more.\",\n \"Product: Quartz movement with analog and digital multifunction display\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Armitron Sport Men's 20/5062GRN Analog-Digital Watch\\n\\nReview: Pros\\nSurprisingly good feel to the plastic band\\nLight weight despite the size\\nIllumination of digital numbers\\n\\nCons\\nOverall cheap feel\\nAnalog hands do not illuminate\\nNothing captivating\\n\\nThis is a standard, no frills digital watch with an analog face slapped on top of it. While the material of the band does feel nice to the touch, the body is very plastic feeling. The light weight of the unit allows you to forget that you're wearing it, however, this is only during any activity where you're not required to pivot your hands. The large and thick body infringes motion at the wrist. I can only imagine this would be worse in anyone with larger hands. The color fits its intended outdoors use, however, the design could not be confused for a fashion statement. The illumination of the digital face is very clear in no light situations, but I would have liked to see that illumination translate to the hands.\",\n \"Product: The Hipster Racer is built for speed and comfort. This soft stretchy training pak has been updated with racing stripes to accentuate your race day mojo.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Hipster Training Pak, Medium black\\n\\nReview: My son, the cross country runner for his high school, saw this and begged me to get it. I was hesitant because the size was listed as medium and my son is a tall, skinny, bony kid. He still wears boys' size since his waist is non-existent. But he said he could rig it tighter if needed.\\n\\nWhen this came, it fit him perfectly so the size M ran smaller than I expected. It wasn't snug. He liked it because it holds his ear buds, phone and his wallet when running on days when he is not at school. The fabric doesn't get icky or sweaty so that's a plus. He likes the black but my daughter who is also in cross country has been badgering me for the pink one. For the money, it's a good buy.\",\n \"Product: Quartz movement\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Armitron Sport Men's Quartz Watch\\n\\nReview: This is a great basic watch for the price. My son wears this while running cross country. The face is big and the strap is big enough where it doesn't cut into his wrist.\\n\\nHe likes the color. At 15 years old, he wanted some color but not camouflage so this fit perfectly. But his favorite parts are the bells and whistles (ie. lap time/alarm/etc). It helps in his conditioning so he can monitor his time instead of waiting for the coach to tell him.\\n\\nWhat I like is that it is water-resistant so sweat and rain won't affect it. I don't know about the battery life since he does use it for more than telling time so I will edit as necessary if it drains it too much.\",\n \"Product: From the producer of Alice in Wonderland comes a new vision that turns a legendary tale into an action-adventure epic. The evil Queen Ravenna (Academy Award winner Charlize Theron) will rule forever if she can take the life of Snow White (Kristen Stewart), so she dispatches the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) to track her down. But the wicked ruler never imagined that the Huntsman would train the girl to become a brave warrior, skilled in the art of war. Filled with intense battles and spectacular visual effects, Snow White & the Huntsman is a thrilling experience that shouldnt be missed Shawn Edwards, Fox-TV.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: That's 2 hours I'll never get back\\n\\nReview: The movie starts with Snow White's mom wishing for a baby, pricks her finger and BAM next thing you know, she has a baby. Fortunately for the actress who played the mom, she was killed off early so she won't be associated with this film. Unfortunately for us, the baby grows up to be Kristen Stewart. The king falls in lust with Charlize Theron who promptly kills the putz and puts Snow in a tower where Snow saves herself with a nail after her bird friend shows it to her. Yes, you read that right--a nail and a bird.\\n\\nThe movie missed on so many levels. The plot was barely plausible and so many people or things were introduced and then killed. The magic mirror was even downgraded to a large shield that morphed into a blob.\\n\\nFor Pete's sake, could we not see more of Chris Helmsworth's body? Where and what this \\\"light\\\" that Snow White had that everyone commented on? Why were we subjected to Kristen's poor acting? I found myself cheering on Ravenna (Charlize Theron) to kill Snow in one of the last scenes. Gosh, put everyone out of their misery and kill her.\\n\\nI'm tempted to write the producers and demand my $4.99 rental from cable.\",\n \"Product: The high-performance Slim-Fit Plus Galaxy S6 Armband doesn't just protect your phone while you're exercising - it's also incredibly comfortable to wear. The secure fit and slim design stays out of your way, so you forget you're even wearing it. Now you can concentrate on your workout, not your device.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Belkin Sport-Fit Plus Armband\\n\\nReview: We just bought our son a Galaxy S6 this past month. He is in cross country in the fall but he runs throughout the year. He loves it. We paired it with a good pair of ear buds and he is off and running.\\n\\nSome tips:\\n\\nYou have to take the Otterbox cover or anything other case off before using this. There is no spare room in this armband which makes sense because you are exercising and you don't want any slippage.\\n\\nIt velcros on but my son is a beanpole with not a lot of muscle definition in his upper arms. It tightens just enough for him. If you have skinny arms, please be aware that if your arms are too skinny, it may not fit.\\n\\nYour phone goes in upside down because the port for the earbuds is at the bottom of the Galaxy.\\n\\nThe fabric breaths well and although he sweats, it beads off.\",\n \"Product: Griot's Garage has combined some of our newest and finest car care products into this wash kit, providing the highest quality for basic car care needs. The Ultimate Wash Bucket is fully decked out with wheels and a lid, making it a much easier and smoother washing experience. Included is our 64oz Brilliant Finish Car Wash, perfect for providing slicker and richer suds for a longer lasting, high gloss appearance. New Micro Fiber Detailing Mitt, with its deep, plush-nap, it excels over the competition at cleaning all interior and exterior surfaces. Brand New Terry Weave Towel, which gives you the speed and convenience of one-pass drying, making it the only towel needed in your drying arsenal.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Griot's Garage Washing Kit\\n\\nReview: So it's pollen season here in Georgia and everything has been tinged with a puke green veneer. We're not fanatics about washing our cars but when my silver car turns green, it's time to wash.\\n\\nMy husband looked at this and requested it. When it came, he was impressed. What he liked the most out of the soap, mitt, drying towel and bucket was the bucket. It has wheels for easy rolling and a sieve which separates the dirt (or in our case pollen) from the clean water. You won't be washing your car with dirty water nor do you have have to constantly refill the bucket. And it's a hefty bucket. When it was full, I couldn't lift it but that's okay because I'm not the car washer in the family.\\n\\nI don't know often we'll be washing our cars so I can't speak to how long the soap lasted but we did use a minuscule amount to clean my car. We ended up washing three cars and honestly I can't tell just from glancing at it that's the soap bottle been used.\",\n \"Product: Canon CanoScan LiDE 220 Flatbed Scanner - 4800 dpi Optical\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cannon LiDE 220 Document Scanner\\n\\nReview: I am amazed that as a regular schmuck with a family, I would use this scanner so much. I didn't want a heavy-duty since I thought I would use it once or twice a week. So far, I've used it everyday since I got it. And it has exceeded my expectations.\\n\\nThe software was a snap to install and the directions are clear and easy to follow. The scan is looks like the original. I like it that it is not overly wide or huge. It fits nicely on a small end table in my office. I can't find a single thing I don't like about it.\\n\\nIf you need a basic, easy to use scanner for non-office work, this is a good one.\",\n \"Product: Kill the toughest weeds & grasses down to the root with RoundUp ready-to-use Weed & grass Killer III! the formula is ideal for use in & around vegetable gardens, flower beds, tree rings, & mulched beds, as well as on cracks in driveways, walkways, & patios. This convenient, no-mix formula is rainproof in just ten minand you get visible results in 3 hours. Kill weeds faster with RoundUp.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Roundup 50032140 Weed and Grass Killer\\n\\nReview: I swear by Roundup. My husband and I own acreage in a rural outskirts of Atlanta so we have lots of weeds and other pesky foliage. For those who don't know, kudzu is a seriously invasive plant that is slowly taking over the South. We have tried every product Home Depot, Lowes, Ace Hardware and Amazon sells but Roundup outstrips them all. We have even tried DIY products like bleach and vinegar compounds. It did nothing. In fact, I believe some kudzu was laughing at us.\\n\\nThis is the only product we have used that affects the kudzu. Kudzu strongly resembles ivy both in appearance and texture. Most weed killers roll off without any killing. The Roundup manages to grab hold and make its way to the roots to kill it.\\n\\nSet up was easy and within 24 hours after application, we could see significant withering/discoloration. I know it's very toxic but it is the Kudzu Killer.\",\n \"Product: Ortho MAX Poison Ivy and Tough Brush Killer Ready-To-Use kills over 60 types of tough brush and weeds. This product is specially formulated to kill the toughest brush weeds, including poison ivy, poison oak, kudzu, and wild blackberries. Plus, once applied, the Poison Ivy & Tough Brush Killer is rainproof in two hours!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ortho Max Poison Ivy and Tough Brush Killer\\n\\nReview: This advertises that it is tough on poison ivy, other ivy and kudzu. For those who don't know what kudzu is, it's an extremely invasive plant imported from the Far East for erosion control for the Deep South in the early part of the last century. Kudzu has spread like, well, kudzu. It is the plant that has eaten the South.\\n\\nHowever, our usual Roundup has not been effective on poison ivy, kudzu and other ivy. It seems that these plants have a fuzzy coating on the leaves that stops the poison from actually getting down to the plant roots and leaves to kill it.\\n\\nIn addition, we have \\\"mother-in-law\\\" vines (aka Greenbriar Smilex--google it--it's a horrible plant) Thorny, thick vines that climb trees and eventually chokes the life out. Difficult to cut or pull and unless you poison with an industrial strength plant killer it or dig it up, it's very hardy.\\n\\nI sprayed this product on the vine's roots at 9:00 a.m. By 2:00, I was cautiously optimistic. The leaves were wilting. Two thumbs up.\",\n \"Product: The Cuisinart Cross Action Grill Brush is the latest innovation in grill cleaning. The brush head has been designed with bristles that are in a criss cross pattern to attack grill grime from every angle. The brush head is 3.5\\\" x 3.5\\\" to cover a wide swath of grill surface with every pass, and the ergonomically shaped handle also features a rubberized grip so you can clean with ease and comfort.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cuisinart CCB-395 Cross Action Grill Cleaning Tool\\n\\nReview: My husband loves to use his Char Boil grill. Right now he has a standard 4 burner grill with one on the side for boiling water, corn or other side item. Recently, we decided to make baked potatoes. However we didn't puncture one of them and it exploded during cooking on the grill. Made a total carb-y mess. This cleaned it up like it was butter. We did have to apply weight to scrub but it made short work of the potato.\\n\\nThe picture is to compare the size of this tool with the grill. Good size and not bulky at all. The handle has a 33 degree angle so it angles well into to clean the bottom layer. We used the hose to spray it clean and left it to dry in our sink. Great product.\",\n \"Product: The Miracle-Gro UltraLite Garden Hose is the ideal tool to help maintain your lawn, flower beds, and garden and is compact, light-weight, and built to last while being used in smaller spaces like patios and decks when not stored in a garage or basement during winter months. While the hose is made of light-weight, compact material it is also backed by reinforcements at critical stress points to ensure a long-lasting, dependable hose with a bust strength of 400 PSI. Features Lay-Flat technology that prevents the hose form twisting while you move around your lawn and includes crush-resistant couplings that withstand daily use as well as being stepped or rolled on with a car or truck and hose armor that prevents kinking at the spigot; making it ideal for both big and small jobs while eliminating the need to go back and unwind your garden hose during use. Each hose is lead-free and drinking water safe, meeting both the lead-free standard under the Federal Safe Drinking Water Act and Californias standards on phthalate content.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Miracle Gro Ultra LIte Hose\\n\\nReview: The Collie Mom family is very hard on hoses. When our Collie was puppy and my son was a four year old, they played tug of war with our backyard hose. It died soon after receiving puncture marks from a puppy and mud stuffed down it by the kid.\\n\\nNow that the Collie is a senior dog and the son is now 14 years old, our hoses don't get ripped apart but the sun and heat do a good job of killing hoses annually, We've bought different hoses, different weights different colors, etc\\n\\nI was hesitant about this. It's Ultra Lite? Really? But we've had it for a month. The repeated freezes in the Deep South area and rapid heating up causes weak spots in previous purchases. This so far has held really, really well. I like the weight and the kinking I've had with light hoses is not there.\",\n \"Product: Ortho Hornet & Wasp Killer6 is the one product you need to protect against stinging insects like hornets, wasps, and yellow jackets. You no longer have to stand as far away as possible; the jet spray reaches nests 20 feet about the ground! The foaming spray traps wasps & hornets inside the nest, providing rapid knockdown and kill. It also kills the hornets & wasps that return to the nest after it has been sprayed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ortho Hornet and Wasp Killer\\n\\nReview: Our house is on a heavily wooded acreage. We get a lot of pests--wasps especially in the house. My husband has a mild allergy to any sort of stings so it's up to me to do bug killing.\\n\\nOur family room has 15 foot ceilings so we need a spray that will go the distance and kill. This provides a steady stream that reached the wasp at the top of our ceiling. Within a few seconds, the wasp dropped and was clearly dying. I picked it up with toilet paper and gave it a water funeral via our toilet. We don't get hornets so I can' speak to that.\\n\\nI can't pronounce any of the ingredients but I'm not one to be uneasy at using chemicals in my house. If this spray/poison stops my husband from going into anaphylactic shock, I'm good with poisoning the wasps. It works quickly and it doesn't \\\"spray\\\" but stream in a neat line.\",\n \"Product: Good 'n' Fun brand contains a savory smorgasbord of flavors that dogs love most. These delicious chew treats are made from the finest ingredients, including premium beef hide and real chicken, to create truly delightful, long-lasting treats your dog will love. Good 'n' Fun Triple Flavor Twists contain a delicious combination of three flavors that dogs love most. These all natural chew treats are made from the finest pork and beef hides, then wrapped with real chicken jerky to create this truly delightful, long lasting treat your dog will love. These uniquely shaped treats are high in protein and 98% fat free. Satisfy your dog's natural urge to chew with a healthy and delicious gourmet dog treat. Triple flavor Twists help promote better dental hygeine by reducing tartar and calculus buildup. The natural chewing action helps reduce tartar buildup and remove plaque at the same time! Give your pup a flavorful snack you can feel good about.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good 'n' Food Triple Treats\\n\\nReview: For the first time in her life, my dog had to sit down for 10 minutes to eat this treat. Darby is an Aussie and for those who are not familiar with them, Aussie, if they had thumbs, would be running the world. She has tried the Chicken Liver flavor but prefers this over them.\\n\\nShe couldn't break in half. She gnawed on it, twisted it around and finally finished it off after 10 minutes. There was no odor about the treats or even when she ate them but they did cause major gas that Amnesty International would classified as a biological weapon. Aussie flatulence is not to be taken lightly.\\n\\nThis will last about two weeks in our house which equals out every two-three days.\",\n \"Product: The causes of oral health discomfort in dogs are the same as in humans. Not maintaining your pet’s teeth can lead to a build-up of dental tartar, as well as other dental issues. That is why it is so important to use a premium quality dog dental care product to keep your pet’s teeth in top shape. This proprietary tartar reducing complex starts working immediately against tartar and dog bad breath. The refreshing, apple flavor, dental gel creates a barrier to new tartar formation long after it has been applied. It is the only proven oral health gel that prevents tartar build up without brushing and is formulated to flow naturally throughout your dog’s mouth after it has been applied, meaning clean teeth and gums with the added benefit of fresh breath.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Pettura Oral Gel Supplement\\n\\nReview: I'm sure many people believe their dog has the worst breath but I'm here to tell you, my dog, Zack, does have halitosis worthy of year old zombie eating road kill. My dog's breath will take your appetite away with one sniff. And since Zack is an inside dog, we've tried several things from dental chew bones to tooth brushing to dropping Altoids near him.\\n\\nThis neutralizes the breath good enough for him to stay inside. I put a little on his toothbrush and rub into his gums. I've not noticed any difference in color/plaque, etc but there is a marked reduction in halitosis. Interestingly, he does not like the taste and runs when he sees me pull it out. But it helps with the smell so much, I'm okay chasing him down.\",\n \"Product: Are you looking for a durable versatile glove that will be perfect for any project? This pair of ToughTask slip-on activity gloves by Dickies features lightweight black and red spandex back material, a gray synthetic leather palm and fingers with foam padding for added protection. The 40-gram Thinsulate lining is an ideal thickness for maximum warmth. Grab a pair today!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dickies D77991 ToughTask 40-gram Gloves\\n\\nReview: Our house is surrounded by trees which means lots of leaves in the fall. This year we have had so much rain that the leaves have mildewed. My son (slave as he calls himself) had to blow off the driveway and rake the leaves into our neighbors' yard--neighbor likes the leaves because it prevents grass from growing.\\n\\nIt took him two hours because the mildew stuck the leaves to the driveway. He loved the gloves. They held up to the scraping and while it was not cold, the wet leaves made it chilly. Flexibility and dexterity was great as he could bend his fingers and get the smallest leaf. However when he finished, the gloves were a total mess. Stinky, greenish black mildew on the fingers and even inside his glove.\\n\\nThey came clean after only one wash. It reverted back to the original shape and color\",\n \"Product: The World Famous Crescent Brand Tool Sets Contain a Carefully Selected Assortment of Crescent Mechanic and Hand Tools. All Tools in This Set Meet New ANSI and ASME Specifications and Come with a Full Satisfaction Guarantee. Crescent, Providing Quality Tools since 1907. Set Includes: One 3/8\\\" Drive 72-tooth quick release ratchet, one 3/8\\\" Drive 3\\\" Extension, 3/8\\\" Drive 12 Point sockets sizes 5/16\\\", 3/8\\\", 7/16\\\", 1/2\\\", 9/16\\\", 5/8\\\", 11/16\\\", 3/4\\\", 13/16\\\"; 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17 & 19mm.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crescent CSWS12 2 1/2 inch Drive Socket Wrench\\n\\nReview: Now, I am no super builder or contractor so this review is for homeowner who muddled through repairs before calling a professional.\\n\\nMy mountain bike had a flat a few days ago. Instead of taking it to the bike shop as usual, I decided to fix it myself. The weight of this wrench is solid. It gripped my hands (small for a girl) nicely. A very nice aspect of these sockets is the size etched. It is not so tiny where I needed my reading glasses-in metric and US standard units. They cleaned easily.\\n\\nMy husband who is more familiar with these tools loved these. He used it to tune up his riding mower. His biggest attribute is the extended handle which provided great leverage.\\n\\nSo far these inexpensive set has saved us a few hundred dollars because we did the work ourselves.\",\n \"Product: The WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set lets you control, schedule and dim your wireless LED lighting from anywhere. Controlling them individually or as a group is easy and all you'll need is the free WeMo App. The WeMo LED Blubs can be dimmed, set to schedules so they turn on at sunset and be set to automatically turn on and off to simulate occupancy, which is great when you're away from home. They can also be set to gradually dim at night, so you fall asleep in a more natural way. The WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set comes with two WeMo Smart LED bulbs and also includes the WeMo Link, which can control up to 50 WeMo Smart LED Bulbs. With warm light, similar to a traditional incandescent, the WeMo Smart LED Bulbs and the WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set are the perfect companion to your home. For any further queries please contact BelkinsTechnical Support Number/ Customer Support Number @ 1-800-223-5546. To Resolve the SETUP issue please folow the link http://www.belkin.com/us/support-article?articleNum=117679.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Belkin WeMo LED Lighting Starter Set\\n\\nReview: My techie husband loves this product. Easy to use, easy to install and easy to execute. Ease of installation and the app was a breeze and the biggest advantage of this product. The app was available on Google Play for our android phones. You can control many lights (up to 50) with a single receiver. You can use your app as a dimmer without having to install a dimmer switch.\\n\\nI like it because we live in literally the middle of no where in metro Atlanta (confusing but true). Our house is surrounded by trees and our neighbors are acres away. I like the fact that we can turn on and off the lights to confuse would be burglars. Granted, our very large dogs act as a deterrent but these lights act as a backup.\\n\\nThe biggest downside is the price of the bulbs and the fact that we can't go to the local hardware store to buy them. However they are online. Another problem is that you have to leave the light switch on all the time to control it. Basically it means that if you want to control the light, you have to have your phone handy. But you can turn off the power to the lamp but you must remember to turn the light switch on before you leave.\",\n \"Product: This garage door opener feature a rugged and reliable 1/2 hp AC motor. The single 100-watt lighting produces enough light to safely move around your garage. The tri-band frequency remote offer better range, performance and less interference. Includes auto force and electronic limits; which make getting your door moving with the press of a button. Designed specifically for 7ft. Sectional doors - extension kits required for 8 ft. And 10 ft. Doors.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Chamberlain PD510 1/2 Chain Drive Garage Door Opener\\n\\nReview: Our garage door opener broke two months ago. When I saw this, I jumped on it. I should have jumped over it and not gotten it.\\n\\nIt's noisy and has the most annoying closing quirk. Because it's chain driven, it stops about a foot from the ground and then drops. Although it has sensors, I would hate to get a toe stuck at that time.\\n\\nInstallation was easy. The instructions were clear. My handyman husband did this in an afternoon with help from our 15 year old son. Our universal remotes work on it fine. Shipping was quick and it was packed very well. No damage during shipping which is important because you don't want the delicate sensors to break.\\n\\nIt is what it says. It's a basic garage door opener. It's what you expect for the price point. Durability is unknown since we've only had it for a day. We'll use this for a month or so but we will upgrade as soon as we know how much income taxes we'll have to pay :)\\n\\nEdit 3/9/16: We have had this for a few weeks and my husband adjusted the chain so the annoying quirk I described above (it stops a foot from the ground and drops) has stopped. It's still rather noisy--my neighbor from across the street hears it in her kitchen.\",\n \"Product: Do you have to stretch and twist in the shower to ensure your wash cloth or mesh sponge is reaching every square inch of your body? Now you can get pore level clean in hard-to-reach places like the back, neck and shoulders with the Deep Cleansing Body Brush. Developed with an extended handle, this body brush is designed to be easier and more effective than cleansing by hand. A removable super-soft, silicone cleansing head helps to give your skin a squeaky-clean finish. Perfect for problem area cleansing, this portable Deep Cleansing Body Brush ensures thorough cleansing of all those hard-to-reach places.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Proactiv Deep Cleansing Body Brush\\n\\nReview: My son is in the throes of teen acne on his back. Not bad but just wear he can't reach it. So I got this hoping it would help clean the skin around the acne to prevent any infection. I had also used Proactiv Clear Skin system a few years ago to combat rosacea and that worked great.\\n\\nThe acne he gets are the hard nodules that are very painful, raised and red. This seemed like a Godsend. Sadly it's not. It comes together from three pieces. Assembly is a no-brainer but it looks cheap. The head is a silicon based scrubbie thing that actually hurt my son's back. He backed off the pressure and it was better. But he's had this for a bit and there's been no improvement. The cysts' cycles remain the same.\\n\\nWhat I don't like is the replacement heads are an additional cost and you'll need to replace to maintain hygiene. This lasted only a few showers before two of the \\\"teeth\\\" on the head came off. I think he'll just rely on an OTC acne med that you apply topically rather than incorporating this.\",\n \"Product: The Rain shower experience that you can control is available in the velocity(tm) showerhead with immersion technology. A flip of a lever allows either a calming Rain rinse function or a self-pressurized spray.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Moen S6345 Velocity Two-Function Shower Head\\n\\nReview: We have never owned a Moen product before. Our house came with Delta brand faucets and we never changed them. After taking my first shower with this Moen faucet, I will now replace all the Delta faucets with Moen. It will be pricey but worth it.\\n\\nMy handy husband made quick work of replacing our shower head. He did use plumber's tape just like the other reviewers had recommended. It took all of fifteen minutes (with, of course, coffee breaks and phone calls).\\n\\nI like the less intense shower (the less jets you use the more gentle the shower). It rinsed my long hair nicely. My husband has arthritis so he liked the ease of the switch that changed the settings--not too little for him to grab.\",\n \"Product: Light up your living room, bedroom or office with this sleek and modern LED 5-arched satin nickel floor lamp from Artiva USA. A perfect addition to any rooms with modern or contemporary decors. The micah Plus floor lamp hold bright and warms LED lights with a dimmer function. The curved design adds a soft note to your decor. Standing over 7 feet, the fixture has a statuesque appearance and draws attention. This Artiva exclusive LED floor lamp allows you to direct the light wherever you need it and provides ample lighting suitable for reading, writing or creating a spot light in the setting behind the couch, in the corner or in the center of your living room. The heavy-weighted base grants perfect balance and prevents the lamp from tipping. Artiva USA exclusive, true 360-Degree view angle LED dimmable bulbs included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Artiva USA Micah Plus Modern LED lamp\\n\\nReview: I will admit that this is not my usual style I like but my son, the Trekker nerd, wanted it for his room.\\n\\nIt's heavy. You should carry it upstairs (if you have stairs) in the box before you assemble it. If we didn't, the finished lamp would be too unwieldy to make it up our stairs and corner without hitting the wall.\\n\\nThat's the bad news. The good news is that this modern type lamp has grown on me. It's tall and for the height it doesn't take up too much room. We put it in my son's room over his bed and he loves it. It does almost look Star Trek-like. Assembly, thought it took awhile for me, was not difficult. The directions were clear and I was able to follow them without a problem.\\n\\nHe likes to move the individual lamps around for effect (he's 15 so we indulge him). Although he doesn't use it for reading, he does use it to light for computer games. It's not glaring too much and he has used the dimmer during the day. He's thinking about seeing if he could use different color lights so it's off to the home improvement store...\",\n \"Product: Why go through the awkward, itchy hassle of growing a real beard when you can just keep one of these Inflatable Beards in your pocket and be bearded in a matter of seconds? Makes you look rugged enough to hang out at the biker bar and distinguished enough to hobnob at the gentleman's club.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beard = Bikini Bottom\\n\\nReview: My cousin Vivian is always ready to push the fashion envelope. Meat dress by Lady GaGa? Hello, Vivian wore that baby four months prior to the Monster Momma. Granted the raccoons did not take kindly to being tied together as a dress. Lady GaGa just happened to make sure the meat was properly processed and safe to wear so she gets the fashion kudos.\\n\\nThis inflatable beard came in quite handy during our last long weekend in St. Augustine, Florida. Vivian was pretty upset that the beaches down there were clothing mandatory so she ordered this as a substitute for a bikini bottom. Most of her lady parts where covered up and she managed to convince that nice lifeguard that she had just gotten a new bikini wax to explain the \\\"lip area\\\" of the beard.\\n\\nSadly, it didn't last because after trying to shoplift an alligator tooth from the St. Augustine Alligator Farm, the tooth popped the beard and Vivian was arrested for indecent exposure.\",\n \"Product: Protect from invaders with the Dragon Battle Ship. This floating boat comes equipped with two figures, blue battle dragon, functioning cannon, dragon masthead, wing-shaped sail and other accessories. Dimensions: 16.5 x 8.7 x 13.8 in (LxWxH). Recommended for age five to twelve. Playmobil, Germany's largest toy manufacturer, is headquartered in Zirndorf, Germany and has been producing and distributing toys for more than 36 years. The miniature worlds of Playmobil encourage children to explore and learn while having fun. Children's imaginations are transported to medieval times with the Playmobil castle, to the adventurous seas with Playmobil pirates and many other themed playworlds. The figures can bend, sit, stand and turn their heads to make realistic role play possible.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: PLAYMOBIL Dragon Battle Ship\\n\\nReview: I started to keep this for later this month for a five year old nephew but I couldn't resist. My 11 year old daughter loves dragons so she was so excited to open this. We \\\"put it together\\\" for the five year old because we were concerned he couldn't do it--LOL.\\n\\nThis was very easy to put together. Seemed very sturdy and loved the fact that it floats. The colors are bold and striking. When he came over, the 5 year old immediately ran to the bathtub to play with it (and still in his clothes)\\n\\nIt's been two days since he started to play with it and it has held up remarkably well. It's been scratched but that doesn't retract from the product. I am not familiar with this company as some other reviewers so I can't speak to how it compares to other products but this was a hit from day one.\",\n \"Product: Although the Tyrannosaurus Rex looked Quite threatening, it could hardly use its front legs armed with just two claws since they did not even reach his mouth. Nearly seven meters tall and thirteen meters long, The Tyrannosaurus Rex was probably not a very skilled hunter, but rather a scavenger which probably fed on the leavings of other animals. It had more than fifty teeth measuring more than 15 centimeters in length which it used not for chewing but rather for tearing, since it swallowed its food in large chunks. To improve depth-perception when searching for food, the eyes of the Tyrannosaurus Rex were oriented toward the front such that the fields of vision of both eyes overlapped.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Schleich North America T-Rex Toy\\n\\nReview: I babysit a friend's child who has been diagnosed with Autism. He is high functioning but retains a lot of autism like qualities. He is obsessed with dinosaurs but actively dislikes toys with noise capabilities. When he saw this, his eyes lit up.\\n\\nThe colors are vibrant and it is very sturdy. I was worried that after a few hours of rough play, the t-rex's little arms would tear off. They didn't. He drug this outside and buried it under some pinestraw and \\\"discovered\\\" it (he was playing paleontologist). No scraping on the paint either even though he used my garden trowel to dig it up. He also put a small rubber ball into its mouth and it stayed. He loves it.\",\n \"Product: Capture the Dinosaur on the Loose! For every mission, there's a vehicle. Alert! There have been reports of Tyrannosaurus rex sightings in this area and it's up to you to send a truck out to investigate. Did you hear that roar in the distance? Better bring a trailer and capture gear just in case you encounter the savage prehistoric beast. Uh-oh! There he is and he's heading your way with his glowing eyes! Quickly shoot the \\\"tranquilizer\\\" darts from your truck. If you manage to hit the dinosaur multiple times with the projectiles, he'll roar in defeat and \\\"collapse.\\\" Load him onto the trailer with the silvery capture chain, attach the collar, and haul the dino far, far away. Kids will love the thrill of capturing the dinosaur, hearing him roar and seeing his eyes flash. Offers lots of imaginative adventure and push-around play. Each sold separately.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Matchbox Dino Trapper Trailer\\n\\nReview: I got this for a friend who has an autistic child (name is Gerry) who loves dinosaurs. Gerry stays at my house a few times a week so I was certain he would like this. It's very bright in color and feels reasonably sturdy.\\n\\nAt first, Gerry didn't want to play with it but after we got it unpacked, he was mesmerized by it especially the dinosaur. The t-rex has a button on the back which makes a dinosaur roar and opens the mouth. The t-rex also bends down like a dog--actually reminds me of \\\"Rexy\\\" from the Night in the Museum movies. The next part was the nerf-like guns on top of the jeep. They shoot pretty far about 6 feet but we gave up aiming because the actual cannon doesn't move.\\n\\nThe only flaw in this is the trailer. It was very easy to put together but the straps that holds t-rex down keep flipping off. This will be the first part of the toy to be lost.\\n\\nBut Gerry loves it and that's all that matters. He has already gathered all his other dinosaurs to introduce this one to the herd.\",\n \"Product: Who knew Smart could be so cute? Meet Smart Toy Monkey -- an interactive learning friend with all the brains of a computer, without the screen. The more your child plays with Smart Toy, the more this remarkable furry friend adapts to create personalized adventures the two of them will love! Sounds like the start of a true friendship one that will help your child grow socially and emotionally, too. And thanks to unlimited Wi-Fi content updates through the free app, the fun keeps growing! What makes Smart Toy so smart? Revolutionary technology! Smart Toy listens and adapts to your child to figure out their favorite activities. With the help of voice and image recognition, Smart Toy recognizes your childs voice and his Smart Cards so your child can choose what they want to do! And remember, with unlimited Wi-Fi content updates, theres something new to learn and do every day. BTW parents: NO PERSONALLY IDENTIFIABLE DATA is transmitted by Smart Toy. Good news, right?\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fisher-Price Smart Toy Bear\\n\\nReview: I saw this on a commercial four days ago and again on a local TV news station stating this was going to be one of the hot toys of this Christmas season. I looked this up on the Fisher-Price website and fell in love with the bear (it's not a traditional looking bear). I immediately got this for my toddler nephew who I babysit on the weekends occasionally. Although he is going on two, I thought it might be a good fit for him in the coming year (toy states it is for 3 years to 8 years).\\n\\nI got the bear and started to play with it immediately. The padding isn't as soft as it looks. But then again, it's for older toddlers and not two year olds. It has so many activities from riddles to stories to music. I like the parental app for my droid so I can tailor what Will (my nephew) can play with. The voice is at a great cadence (not as robotic as you might think) and you control the volume. It recharges on a standard USB charger. It has so many cool features from voice recognition to knowing when the bear is tossed into the air.\\n\\nOne thing that I worried about was the app and updates. The bear can help Will pronounce his name and more. I didn't want any personal information of Will's sent over and possibly be stolen by predators or whoever but so far, the safeguards that Fisher-Price has in place (I can't begin to tell you but my IT hubby assured me that information is safe)\",\n \"Product: Harley Davidson officially licensed custom radio control vehicle. Full function radio control vehicle\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Maisto Harley-Davidson Custom VW Van\\n\\nReview: I got this for my husband of 20 years. He took it to work because he needed a new toy to play with while waiting for the computer to run his reports.\\n\\nThe detail on this van is nothing short of amazing. It actually reminds me of the Mystery Machine from Scooby--not the colors but the overall funkiness. The colors are crisp and bright and the paint is cut in perfectly. He ran down the batteries (AA and AAA) in the space of five hours. Granted he was constantly using it or letting a co-worker play. The floor was an industrial type carpet. Very flat and hard. He used in the parking lot and on the tile in the lobby. So far no problems. Control works as you would imagine so no surprises there.\",\n \"Product: This beautiful jeweled necklace features a very special surpriseyour best friends Shimmer and Shine hiding inside! Press the gem at the top of the bottle to see the bottle light up and the genies appear! Fun phrases and a song add to the magic!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fisher-Price Shimmer and Shine Wish and Wear Necklace\\n\\nReview: Unbeknownst to this unhip person, Shimmer and Shine is a show on Nick Jr. My four year old nephew's \\\"girlfriend\\\" from school had a playdate this past weekend at my house. The first thing she did was to make a beeline for this toy, ignoring my poor nephew. The little diva!!\\n\\nFor the price, it's not too bad a toy. It's colorful and big. The genie bottle is huge and almost too huge for the necklace. But then again it's a toy for a young child not to be confused as a fashion statement. But don't expect long lasting play with this. After repeated (and I mean repeated) it finally died off after five hours. There was quite a few sayings but alas I could not make any out over the squeals of the girlfriend/diva.\",\n \"Product: With this set teach your little farmer how to transport the goods that they grow to the market place. This will allow them to link the train to the land! What else mixes fun with quality and commitment better than a John Deere and train?.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lionel John Deere Ready to Play Train Set\\n\\nReview: My sister in law has one of those porcelain Victorian \\\"Christmas Villages\\\" complete with period toy train. It's cute but this far beats that train for cuteness.\\n\\nThe colors are crisp and bright as you would expect from a John Deere marketing product. It's a very sturdy plastic material as my four year old nephew knocked this over more times than I can count in the space of fifteen minutes. The paint/color didn't even chip though a inch scratch on the engine but that happened when the dog grabbed it and Will pulled it out and it scratched near the wheel.\\n\\nIt's not overly loud and runs smooth once the tracks are laid. The whistle is cute and sounds like a train whistle as you might expect. Be careful about letting it run off though. The engine went a few feet and dog hair wrapped in the gears (?) and wheels.\",\n \"Product: Hop in the saddle and go for a ride on the gallop and rock learning pony by VTech. This interactive 2-in-1 pony grows with your child and quickly transforms from a rocking horse to a ride-on toy. Brightly colored buttons introduce colors, action words and play realistic horse sounds for imaginative play. The pony also features a motion sensor that detects your child's movement and responds with cheerful music and horse sounds to encourage them to rock and ride! Requires 2 AA batteries (batteries included for demo purposes only; new batteries recommended for regular use). intended for ages 1 to 3 years.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: VTech Gallop and Rock Learning Pony\\n\\nReview: Our nephew is two years old. We also sit for a neighbor's child (Henry) who is almost 18 months. They fight over this constantly. Henry is content to sit on it and talk jibberish to it while Will (the nephew) will try to push him off.\\n\\n*So far the battery life has been excellent.\\n*We like the fact that one toy can serve as a rocking horse and riding toy.\\n*My husband took this out with Will to be a riding toy. Since it's fall and we have acorns all over, the wheels couldn't run over the acorns. The wheels stopped and Will flew over onto the ground. It's not a criticism just a \\\"watch out\\\". The toy is fine as well as the yard--Will wasn't hurt either. The path needs to be clear if it's a riding toy.\\n*Very colorful and seems to be durable. Even with the rough riding and accident, the plastic has not scratched or faded.\\n\\nNo cons at all.\",\n \"Product: Go for a drive on Ryders ATV with the PAW Patrol Pups to the Rescue Driver by VTech. Just like Ryders ATV, this interactive driver also transforms into a snowmobile and a hovercraft for exciting role-play. Turn the handlebars to steer the vehicle to save Mr. Porters van and more. Press the pup buttons to hear Ryder introduce all your favorite pups and tell you all about them. Go on exciting rescue missions and use the turn signals, check the rearview mirror and honk the horn to learn numbers, road safety and more. No job is too big, no pup is too small! Requires 2 AA batteries (batteries included for demo purposes only; new batteries recommended for regular use). Intended for ages 2 to 5 years.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: VTech Paw Patrol Pups to the Rescue\\n\\nReview: I used this in a self contained classroom for lower functioning students (3-5 years developmentally but 12-13 years old). Because my students' hands are bigger, they had some difficulty grasping and manipulating the buttons. But they loved it. The noises/music were a big hit and the voice enunciates well enough that I could understand it ten feet away. The handle grip was perfectly spaced. One child's hands don't quite grip all the way but it was big enough for him to maneuver the handles. They played on it for a few hours and the batteries (we replaced the original batteries with Duracell batteries). It's still going.\\n\\nThe reason I gave it four instead of five was that one of the mirrors broke off after an hour. Now I know the students did it because they do have more strength than a toddler, it still broke. I used gorilla glue to reattach it but the crack is there. It's scratched up along the side but the voices/gears/handles still are hard at work.\",\n \"Product: Ace Collins defines himself as a storyteller. He has authored more than sixty books that have sold more than 2.5 million copies. His catalog includes novels, biographies, children&rsquo;s works as well as books on history, culture and faith. He has also been the featured speaker at the National Archives Distinguished Lecture Series, hosted a network television special and does college basketball play-by-play. Ace lives in Arkansas. Learn more about him by visiting AceCollins.com.&nbsp;\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year\\n\\nReview: I love Christmas books. And not just general Christmas. I have Bible based books, coloring books, Christmas around the world, etc. My collection ranges from toddler to adult and has about 75 books in all. When I saw this, I grabbed it and after reading it, I wanted to immediately start shopping.\\n\\nUnabashed Christian based, this will get a great deal of use this year. This book is arranged daily--entries start on December 1st and end December 31. Think Chicken Soup for the Soul but with a side of Bible verses, Christmas songs, holiday recipes and reflections. The recipes include both edible and non-edible (bath salts, etc). I earmarked one recipe for Dutch Apple Pie Cookies.\\n\\nI do wish it was hardcover and had an index for the recipes but overall, it is a heartwarming little book.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":69,"string":"69"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1373,"string":"1,373"}}},{"rowIdx":1374,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"ABK6QL1MM7LYQ"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"1.0\" for a product with description \"USB 2.0, 4-Port Mini Hub, Black Color, ON/OFF Switch and LED\". The summary of the review text is \"AVOID! And that goes for any brand using this item's stock number, SY-HUB5044.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"If I had noticed, before placing the order, that this item had exactly the same stock or model designation as the identical item sold under the SYBA brand, I would not have wasted my time on it. To date, my experience with SYBA products has been absolutely abysmal; 100% of them (three out of three, and not all bought on Amazon) have been defective as received. One, a Cardbus USB adapter for an older notebook, not only failed but got hot enough when inserted into the laptop that it was nearly painful to touch. This one simply did nothing and went completely unrecognized by both of the systems in which I tried it. At this point, I'm adding InfoZone to my personal brand blacklist. I doesn't matter whether they are SYBA with a box makeover, or a supplier with such poor product sourcing that they're willingly reselling that line; I've been bitten by what looks like a familiar cur here, and it's not getting another chance."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"If I had noticed, before placing the order, that this item had exactly the same stock or model designation as the identical item sold under the SYBA brand, I would not have wasted my time on it. To date, my experience with SYBA products has been absolutely abysmal; 100% of them (three out of three, and not all bought on Amazon) have been defective as received. One, a Cardbus USB adapter for an older notebook, not only failed but got hot enough when inserted into the laptop that it was nearly painful to touch. This one simply did nothing and went completely unrecognized by both of the systems in which I tried it. At this point, I'm adding InfoZone to my personal brand blacklist. I doesn't matter whether they are SYBA with a box makeover, or a supplier with such poor product sourcing that they're willingly reselling that line; I've been bitten by what looks like a familiar cur here, and it's not getting another chance."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: FiberFix 10X Tape is the solution to all your breaks, tears, and cracks. Use your pocket knife for to cut this heavy duty tape that WONT TEAR, WONT BREAK, AND WONT GIVE. Repair in just one roll, the FiberFix 10X Tape can be stored just about anywhere; your glove box, garage, tool box, purse, or trunk. A compact all-in-one repair kit within arms reach! This residue-free adhesive tape makes for quick repairs and easy fixes. Why pay a professional to fix something when you can do it yourself and have a durable and dependable repair? If you like to break things and want to unbreak them, FiberFix 10X Tape is just the thing to fix all of your garden tools, farm equipment, and even your roll cage. There is no better way to prepare yourself than the FiberFix 10X Tape. Comes with 2 inches x 20 yards of industrial strong tape and a durable pocket sized box knife. Keep knife out of reach of children.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Goes on smooth and solid, but doesn't resist heat very well.\n\nReview: The adhesion initially seems very strong, but it has a tendency to creep loose if there's tension involved unless the overlap across the seam is large. Additionally, if the repaired or assembled item gets hot, as is the case for an item stashed in a car on a hot day in the sun, the two layers of the tape will expand at different rates resulting in heaved-up areas of the clear top layer while the black base layer stays mostly where it was applied. Overall, it's still very useful for things that will always be at room temperatures, but it's not as useful for outdoor applications or for things that may get warm in use as I'd have liked. It sticks very well to smooth surfaces, but it may not have enough grip on things that are rougher, such as simple varnished plywood. For assembling parts sins from pattern-cut coroplast, it was top notch; for securing a wiring harness in place in a minivan, not as great.","Product: Elmer's Painters make any craft or painting project easy. Paint and decorate almost any surface from wood to walls from plastic to cloth and more. Any project that calls for acrylic paint will look great with Painters. Painters markers are also perfect for personalizing backpacks, shoes, toys and more. These markers are easy to use, with no mess to mix, no brushes or containers to clean - just shake and depress the nib until the paint flows and you are ready to paint. These opaque acrylic paint markers make decorating quick and fun. They are ideal for use on wood, plastic, clay, glass, metal, foam board, fabric, and terra cotta. Permanent and streak free, non-toxic and acid free, Painters are available in a variety of point sizes. Elmer's is proud to be a trusted brand that consumers have grown up with. Throughout its history, Elmer's has continued to grow based on its longstanding commitment to quality and innovation to meet changing customer needs.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: One of the best, in my experience\n\nReview: I've tried paint markers from several manufacturers, and in my experience, these are the ones that you can count on still being useful two months later. If you only need to use it for one or two projects, and expect to use up all of the paint in one go, then most of the brands will work well - and many will give better results than these on glossy surfaces. But if your needs are like mine, and you want an opaque marker that you can use just once in a while for a few quick stokes, then these are the only ones to use; they don't dry out anywhere near as fast, if at all. With all of the others, and particularly the Sharpie brand, if you put it away for a couple of weeks, you have to completely resaturate the tip - and it may already be fully plugged with dried paint at that point. Wait two months, and it's pretty much hopeless. Of course, the color selection is very limited, so you may not be able to find the shade that you want, but at least it's likely to work.","Product: The Catamount CG4717 2-1/2-quart. Microwave Sun Tea Maker includes plastic lid. Now you can enjoy refreshing, thirst-quenching sun tea anytime of the year in just mins with this microwave sun tea maker. To prepare, add desired amount of tea bags to the sun tea maker, fill the container with fresh water, and microwave on high for approximately 8 mins. Remove plastic lid before microwaving. Pour over ice and sweeten to taste. To prepare sun tea with nature's help, add the desired amount of tea bags to the microwave sun tea maker, fill container with fresh water, place in the sunshine and brew to desired strength. Comes with loose fitting, plastic lid for depressurization. Remove lid to pour. Measures 8-1/4-inch by 6 by 7-1/4-inch. Imprinted in yellow. Made of Borosilicate (laboratory) glass. Borosilicate glass is prized for being resistant to heat and breakage. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Complete with User Guide and Care Instructions. Decorated with organic ink. For best results, hand wash. Decorated in the USA.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Absolutely essential gear for arctic winters.\n\nReview: One of the most frustrating things about the endless nights north of the Arctic Circle is the impossibility of brewing sun tea; with our blessed solar orb always below the horizon, there's just not enough light and warmth to keep the water liquid, let alone bring it up to the gentle near-scald that produces the best flavor and color. But all is not lost; enter the wonderful microwave sun tea brewer, whose magic takes sunlight that was stored far away and/or long ago, and employs it here and now to produce the needed result! No more must we settle for merely boiling water and pouring it over the leaves, we can recreate the tedium of waiting for the sun tea to be done as a way to while away the weeks until sunrise!","Product: Large black bold numbers against white face creates easy viewing. Precise quartz movements to guarantee accurate time New production with silent non-ticking, sweeping movement mechanism. Enjoy a quiet environment! Sturdy plastic case and glass lens, makes it easy to clean and keeps dust away from dial The perfect wall clock for an office, classroom, bedroom, bathroom and any room in your home Easy To Hang. Uses 1 \"AA\" battery - not included (Note: Plus side of your battery should be inserted first)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Okay, not great, most of the time.\n\nReview: Most of the time, these work well, although the light output is not anywhere near the top of the class for LED flashlights using three AAA cells for power. Unfortunately, there is a known issue with the multi-function electronic switch circuitry that can cause the batteries to drain even when the light is off. If you get one that has this problem (and it's almost never more than one in a three-pack), there are several ways to solve the problem. The one I employed was to scavenge the old-style mechanical switch from a freebie 9-led flashlight from a certain cheap tools chain store, and use it by following the instructions in a video I found online. This also deleted the two annoying operational modes that I never use anyway; low-light and flashing. I'm seriously considering converting the ones that *haven't* got the battery drain issue just because I *like* the simple on/off operation of the no-brain switch.","Product: This 3-Port PCI USB 2.0 Adapter Card adds two external USB 2.0 ports as well as one internal USB 2.0 port, through simple installation in a single PCI slot. The PCI USB 2.0 card supports plug and play installation as well as hot-swappable connectivity with USB 2.0 devices, ensuring convenient, hassle-free connections without having to reboot the computer. The 3-port PCI USB 2.0 adapter card features a low-profile design that's suited for small form factor cases and is backed by StarTech.com's Lifetime Warranty and free lifetime technical support.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It works. It doesn't need to be sexy.\n\nReview: For PC add-on hardware, the main question is first and always \"Will it work?\" I needed to add USB3.0 ports to a system that had only regular PCI slots (not the newer PCIe \"Express\" ones), and this was one of the less costly cards available. That's not always an indicator of either a bargain or a problem, as pricing is too often a matter of \"What can we get away with?\" On this one, it appears to have been a bargain; the system is an older HP desktop, running XP, and the installation had no hiccups at all. External hard drive transfer speeds through the new ports (using a USB3.0 housing with the old drives) were FAR faster than they had been with the same drives in USB2.0 housings. That's all I wanted, and it's good enough.","Product: Just plug-and-play for hard drive enclosures, printers, modems, cameras, and other SuperSpeed USB peripherals. This cable provides a transfer rate of up to 4.8 Gbps when connected with a USB 3.0 compliant host and device. Foil and braid shielding reduces EMI/RFI interference and twisted pair contruction helps reduce crosstalk thus ensuring SuperSpeed, error-free data transfer. Protective overmolded connector is color-coded blue to highlight USB 3.0 connectivity compatibility.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Seldom-required cable; read the details before buying it.\n\nReview: Useful for the very, very few instances where a device that you need to connect to a USB 3.0 port has a regular \"Type A\" socket on it. That's not usually the case, so these aren't often needed. Note: NEVER use this cable to connect two PCs together, nor to connect laptops together or connect a laptop to a PC! You will probably just cause them both to shut down abruptly (which can trash the hard disk's file system), but you might also cause physical damage to some components inside either or both of them. This cable is for connection of a *USB DEVICE* to your computer, NOTHING ELSE. If you have a Windows 8 tablet with a full-size USB port, READ THE MANUAL before trying to use a cable like this to connect it to a PC. If they say not to try that, DON'T!","Product: The new RoadMate 9212T-LM is top-in-class navigator. The extra-large 7 high-resolution touchscreen makes viewing easier while driving. You also get premium features such as Free Lifetime Map Updates, Free Lifetime Traffic Alerts. Also, the 9212T-LM is compatible with the award-winning Magellan Wireless Back-up Camera for added safety while backing out of your driveway and ease of parallel parking. (camera sold separately).\n\nMagellans next generation features make navigation easier. With the new Landmark Guidance feature, you receive directions using landmarks as your guide, making it a more intuitive way to navigate. Youll hear instructions like In 200 feet, turn left at the Shell Gas Station. The upgraded Junction View feature provides you with realistic images of freeway signs and arrows to guide you to the correct lane, making driving easier, safer and less stressful. Traffic Camera Alerts, provided by PhantomALERT, help to avoid traffic tickets by providing audible and visual warnings that alert you to fixed red lights and speed cameras along your route. PhantomALERT upgrades are available for an extra cost which include alerts for: dangerous curves, blackspots (high accident areas), school zones, and dangerous intersections.\n\nBest Parking is a great feature that makes parking in the city much easier. Best Parking provides parking garage locations with both their hours of operation and the location of their entrance. With a touch, choose a garage that is close to your destination and you are guided directly to the entrance. No more searching for how to get in! The included AAA TourBook gives you detailed information on hotels, restaurants, and attractions so that you have the information you need to make your destination decisions. And what happens if you break down out on the road? On the special Where am I? screen youll have your present location given for the tow truck driver, the AAA phone number, and your pre-entered AAA membership number. Youll have the necessary information when you need it most.\n\nThe OneTouch Favorites Menu gives you immediate access to your favorite addresses, preferred places and favored searches. QuickSpell automatically assists to find your target destination. SayWhere technology speaks the street names throughout the preloaded premium maps of the United States, Canada and Puerto Rico.\n\nThe RoadMate 9212T-LM provides an intuitive navigation experience to make your daily driving safer and hassle-free\"\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: All things considered, I'd rather have the 5635.\n\nReview: I didn't buy a 9612. I didn't want a 9612, really; I prefer the smaller 5 inch screen of many of their other units due to its less obtrusive presence on the dash. But when the speaker failed in the 5635T-LM that I'd bought in March, the folks at Magellan upgraded me to a refurbished 9612 as a replacement.\n\nFunctionally, the 9612 is distinguishable from the 5635 in three ways; it's bigger (and therefore obscures slightly more of your field of view), it's somewhat less responsive to touchscreen input (the input response delays are perceptibly longer), and the mounting bracket is FAR more difficult to deal with when snapping the unit in and when unsnapping it to safely store while the vehicle is parked. The bracket for the 5635 was well-designed; the unit basically couldn't be misaligned, and the unit popped in and out easily. This one? Not so much. There's nothing on the bracket to indicate when you've got the unit centered, the tiny protrusions on the lower flange don't easily and immediately self-align with the corresponding slots on the unit, and the upper tab is VERY difficult to unlatch. Often, two hands are required in order to get the unit in or out, and you can forget about the idea of snapping it into the bracket at the next traffic light. That thing's going to go green - usually twice - and the air around the driver's seat is likely to get very blue - before you achieve a secure latch-in.\n\nOnce the unit is secure, it's reasonably accurate and predictable. For regular users of Google maps, it is important to note that Magellan does not provide an easy, drag-and-drop way to tell it which way you'd prefer to be routed. If you have a preferred route that isn't the one that Magellan wants you to accept, you might need to give it a known midpoint on your selected path as an intermediate destination - and even then it may have its own opinions about the best way to go *there*. On the other hand, you can tell it to avoid toll roads, which is not always easy with Google Maps.\n\nAs for the traffic information, it's not terribly useful. When it receives traffic data indicating a slowdown, it will usually offer to give you an alternate routing - but it's not terribly informative about what that alternate will be, and sometimes its \"alternate\" is just plain pointless. The speed limit data, on the other hand, is usually accurate if the maps are sufficiently up to date. (It *never* accounts for construction zones, though, so be aware that it's almost always going to be giving you a number that's too high there.)\n\nAt least the word \"Recalculating\" is not in its vocabulary. The frequency of repetition of that word by the two Garmins I once borrowed was enough to put me off that brand for life.\n\nBe aware that the antenna for the traffic data is built into the power cord that's supplied with the unit. If you lose that cord, or buy a generic replacement to use with the unit in another vehicle, the traffic data goes away. And traffic data broadcasts are generally only available in large urban areas.","Product: Ting is offered with the simple premise that people tend to pay too much for mobile phone service. By buying into bloated or Unlimited plans, people are buying more than they need to and wasting a lot each month. The industry calls it \"breakage.\" we call it Crazy. With Ting, you don't pick a plan. Instead, you just use your phone as you want to and at the end of the month, you pay for what you used. Each month, the counters reset to 0 and you start Fresh.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good for people who are detail-oriented and frugal; may not be the best choice for handing to your teenager.\n\nReview: What's outstanding: From their web interface, you can turn off as much of the service as you want, paring it down to just one thing if that's all you use. Text messaging, various kinds of call forwarding and other specialized voice service, data access; if all you want is a phone that can make and receive voice calls, you can set it up so that *everything* else is shut off - and keep from getting billed for accidental things or for incoming things from others like text spammers. Plus, if you know that you will not need this phone at all for an extended period, you can simply deactivate it on their web interface, and if you go through the entire next full billing cycle with it shut off, you'll pay nothing for that cycle.\n\nWhat's okay: If you make *moderate* use of the separately billed services, you can indeed keep your monthly cost down to a very low level. The minimums for each service type are currently $3, so if you have fifty text messages (incoming plus outgoing; both count), they'll each cost you under 7 cents, which isn't terrible by comparison to some other carriers' plans.\n\nWhat's not so great: If you forget to turn off something that you don't plan to use at all, the actions of a spammer (or someone who just picks the wrong number) can cause you to pay the minimum $3 charge for (for instance) *one* text message. So it's important to turn off unneeded services, because text spammers (like email spammers) will send an unlimited number of text spams, one to each cell number that *might* exist, whether they have any way of knowing if it's active or not. And no part of the service is \"unlimited\"; run past the relatively reasonable limits for any of the $3 minimums, and you're into additional cost. And the only way to pay *nothing* for a given month is to deactivate the device for the *entire* billing cycle involved; if it's active *at all* during that cycle, you're down for at least the $6 charge for having the device active. There's no pro-rating of anything that has a minimum.","Product: This automatic onboard battery charger is a high output portable charger, is completely automatic, and great for professional mechanics as they can be used for deep cycle batteries. Its 75-amps helps engines for emergency starting and the 12-amp fast charge helps to charge a battery in 2-5 hours. The 2-amp trickle charge charges a small 12-volt battery in 2-12 hours. It includes 2 LEDs which light up when the battery is fully charged and a 6 function rotary switch prevents overcharging of batteries.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Sort of works. Will charge a battery. Won't tell you anything useful about the battery's condition.\n\nReview: I would be far more satisfied with this charger if the charge meter on it actually gave information that meant anything. It doesn't. Right now, I have a car battery hooked up whose state of charge (measured with a hydrometer, which is increasingly difficult these days) is somewhere around 40%. The needle keeps cycling between 0 (with the green \"full charge\" light lit) and 60%-ish (somewhere in the undefined land between 50 and 75%). Yes, the charger does, in fact, charge the battery. It does so more noisily than I've come to expect from this class of device, it gives nothing in the way of a reliable indicator of the battery's real state, it provides no way to see what the resting voltage might be, and, oh yes, the 75A \"booster\" function is so electrically \"noisy\" that the engine control module on one of my vehicles just refuses to work when that feature is engaged. (And it won't operate as a battery quick-charge on a discharged battery either, which would at least justify its existence as a feature.) I have had this charger for at least four years, and although it has never stopped working (in very light, infrequent service), it also has never operated in the manner expected. By contrast, a friend bought one of the Stanley chargers with the \"recondition battery\" function two years ago, and has found it totally reliable in frequent use on his farm. I wish that one had been available when I bought this.","Product: AC Delco Engine Coolant Level Indicator Sensor is engineered to meet all the high standards set by the industry. It is known for its quality, performance and dependability and provides long, maintenance free life. This unit is put through a variety of tests under extreme and unusual conditions to ensure high quality and dependability.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Better than the non-genuine-GM competitors.\n\nReview: I've tried a total of five brands of this part on our 2000 Montana in the 8 years we have had it, and none have been trouble-free. This one, which is the actual OEM part, has been at least less prone to giving false alarms than the majority of the aftermarket units. In fact, the only aftermarket unit that never gave a false alarm was eventually discovered to not be working at all, which is rather troubling on a vehicle whose engine is well known for its uncommon propensity for intake manifold gasket failures that cause unsuspected loss of coolant. If you buy one of these, and get the occasional brief warning of low coolant which appears to be unwarranted, I'd counsel against being overly concerned. Apparently, this is just something that happens with these units. You can test its accuracy by draining out enough of the coolant to get the level below the sensor; if it *doesn't* trigger a warning, that *is* cause for concern.","Product: Professional installers require professional parts. DuraGo caters to the automotive professional by providing the highest quality parts. We ensure our Water Pumps quality through extensive testing of each water pump. We perform 100% quality tests at multiple stages in the manufacturing process. This may seem redundant to some, but the professional installer can rest easy that they wont have costly comebacks with DuraGo Water Pumps. Some other DuraGo Water Pump product features and benefits are 100% new all new components and castings, over 400 individual part numbers, over 97% of passenger car and light truck water pumps sales are covered by the DuraGo water pump line and all Water Pumps include gaskets and hardware (when applicable).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fits well, works well.\n\nReview: The durability of a water pump is an issue that one cannot evaluate quickly, but I intentionally chose this one over several other alternatives on the basis of its use of a cast iron impeller instead of a plastic one. Although the original Chrysler unit had a plastic impeller, the technology of usage of resins in critical applications is not something that is easy to get right, and a water pump *is* a critical item. It's very easy to get a cast iron impeller right, so I decided that I'd go for the higher likelihood of trouble-free operation of that material. Installation of this part is a minor pain in the neck due to the pump's location, and it is absolutely essential to get all five mounting bolts started prior to snugging down and tightening any of them. Although the rubber seal for the housing does not require a coating of sealant, it's advisable to use a few spots of a suitable adhesive to keep it in place in the groove while mounting the pump.","Product: Easily and affordably restore the anti-lock brake system to proper, safe functioning with Dorman's anti-lock brake wheel speed sensor wire harness. It is sold separately, enabling you to replace only the failed harness, instead of the entire assembly.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A good place to start if you are getting a speed sensor circuit trouble code.\n\nReview: Fits and works perfectly, as expected. This wiring harness gets flexed constantly in use, and it can be expected to fail eventually; when it does, replacing it is fairly fast and easy. Be aware that it is often difficult to determine whether a trouble code for the speed sensor circuit is being caused by the sensor in the wheel bearing or by a failure in this harness. If you have a lot of miles on the vehicle, and the bearing isn't noisy, replacing this harness *first* can save you a lot of money if this is where the problem lies. If it doesn't clear the error, then you still have more troubleshooting to do, and the problem could still be in the wheel bearing assembly.","Product: Easily repair a leaking A/C port with Dorman's A/C Service Valve Cap. Re-engineered by Dorman, now you can replace the failed port without the expense and hassle of replacing an entire A/C line, saving time, money and labor.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It fits the threads that are inside the service port, and seals the leak without replacing the valve; GREAT SUCCESS.\n\nReview: Slow leaks on the high-side service port of the A/C of many GM products - all the way back to the first ones that used R134a - have been a pain in the neck for mechanics and owners alike. Even more aggravating, however, is when you've just finished servicing something on the system, and when the high side gauge set line is disconnected, the service valve leaks - when it was sound and sealed up until then. Fixing it The GM Way would require either losing the entire load of R134a (that you may have just installed), or if your shop has one, dragging the recycler over to pull the refrigerant back out of the system so that the service valve can be replaced. And did I mention that sometimes the brand new valve will leak, too? Enter Dorman with their 902-025 brass plug, which seals the port securely whether the service valve is leaking or not. And since a lot of A/C service can be done without needing to connect the high side gauge line anyway, you might never need to pull it back out. If you keep one of these handy, the port can be sealed as soon as the leak is noticed; I plan on keeping a spare on hand \"for next time\", because the one thing that's certain about these systems is that there WILL BE a \"next time\".","Product: The wait is over! Nick and Thomas cherry-picked the musicians who perform on this album. Keeping up with the tradition of Two Steps from Hell, there's great emphasis on power and memorable melodies, supported by a large orchestra and choirs. If you liked Invincible and Archangel, you will enjoy SkyWorld.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: this should be an excellent addition to your collection\n\nReview: If you're a fan of orchestral action-adventure movie soundtracks, this should be an excellent addition to your collection. Two Steps From Hell specializes in the increasingly popular genre known as \"Trailer Music\"; compositions that are clearly in the style of action-adventure symphonic scores, but which are clearly not from movies you've ever seen. Sometimes they end up being used with movie trailers, which is a welcome departure from the long-standing tradition of using bits of earlier movies' soundtracks. I use my collection of these pieces as my \"stay awake on the road\" playlist, and there are lots of them; look for Immediate Music to find another good bunch. By the way, I have noted in the past that pressings of the CDs from Two Steps From Hell tend to be short, and sell out quickly; grab it while it's in stock.","Product: Matte Finish, Micro Perforated for Clean Separation, Inkjet and Laser Compatible. Royal Brites Matte White Business Cards micro-perforated for clean separation. Print your business cards, name cards, call cards and place cards on quality Royal Brites Business Cards perforated on 65 lb white card stock. Use Click'n print to personalize your cads fast and easy. Free business cards templates available in Word format and Click'n print. Compatible with all major brands of inkjet and laser printers the business cards matte have wide application possibilities. Print: business cards, address change cards, place cards, name tags, gift tags, customized tickets, coupons and more.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: This was once a solid, reliable, useful product.\n\nReview: I have been buying this product from Sam's Club for years, and until recently they were a reliably good value; the cards may not have had the smoothest-feeling edges, but they felt crisp, and they had visually sharp lines and corners. Best of all, I could stack four (or more) sheets at a time, and with a couple of quick folds along the perforation lines, they came right apart. That was the old version, which was Made in USA. The new ones I bought recently, showing the same name and description, are Made in China, and they're AWFUL. They are slightly brighter white, but the card stock is flimsier, and the perforations are terrible; it's nearly impossible to get 10 clean cards from a sheet even when folding and ripping them one at a time, and none of the cards produced are as professional-looking as the WORST of the old version. This product has gone from a solid thumbs-up to a double-thumbs-down-with-a-clothespin-over-the-nose in my opinion. I don't want to put MY name - and reputation - on them.","Product: Achieve big results with a very big marker. This Marks-A-Lot Jumbo Chisel Tip Permanent Marker features an extra-large barrel that houses a generous, long-lasting ink supply. The ink is low-odor, nontoxic and certified. The jumbo 2/3\" chisel tip makes it ideal for creating posters, signs and banners where bold strokes and high visibility are key. Permanent ink dries fast and marks virtually any surface, including metal and plastic, and is designed to endure even against rubbing and water. This is one big, bold marker that will make you want to give a big round of applause. Jumbo 2/3\" chisel tip marks in a variety of line widths. Generous ink supply lasts a long time. Marks virtually any surface, including cardboard, metal and plastic. Dries quickly and is rub-resistant to minimize smudging. Nontoxic, low-odor formula is safe for both children and adults. ACMI certified. Conforms to ASTM D 4236.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'm glad Amazon still carries these!\n\nReview: This marker has distinct advantages over the Sharpie brand. First it doesn't dry out as easily. (But don't leave the cap off of either of them when not actually using them; they both will dry out if you do.) Second, it happily marks over every kind of tape and label I have encountered when reusing shipping boxes. That's really important; when shipping things via UPS and FedEx, it is crucial to make sure that ALL barcodes on old labels are completely obliterated. Even if they're stock number labels for the merchandise that was originally in the carton, they might cause the automated scan-and-sort equipment to misdirect or delay the handling of a package. This marker can cover just about any barcode or address label with just one or two swipes.","Product: DISCONTINUED\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Functional, fast, inexpensive; what more did you want?\n\nReview: This chip reader won't do ApplePay like their Bluetooth version, but in over 500 transactions at a major event, we had just one person ask to use ApplePay. This reader is $20 less, works with more phones, and you can get it faster via Amazon than you can get either version direct from Square. Yes, you still have to keep the internal battery charged - and if you are going to be using it all day, it might run its battery down. Keep your mag-stripe reader around and plug it into the phone when the battery gets low, and then swap the partly-recharged chip reader back in when somebody hands you that kind of card, and you don't have to worry. (At least, not until all of the cards are chipped, anyway.)\n\nSome background: I had been a dyed-in-the-wool PayPal merchant for years on eBay, and I'd swapped to the PayPal phone app to run cards at conventions and festivals a couple of years ago when I figured out that the fake \"1.7%\" rate from my conventional merchant account was actually more like 5.96% when I figured in all of the various fees and rewards charges. And it was great, by comparison. Going back to cash-only would have probably been great by comparison, for that matter.\n\nThen I tried Square.\n\nOH WHAT A DIFFERENCE! PayPal's app has handed me misleading error messages that said transactions had failed when they didn't (and there's nothing worse for a merchant than charging a customer twice in error), but Square's app has never hiccupped once. I've had PayPal's system fail mysteriously for hours at a time, and although their debit card lets me spend the charges right away, I have to manually ask for the money to be transferred to my bank, and their deposits are not always \"next business day\" - which they warn you about up front, but still, it's annoying; Square has *always worked* as long as I could get any kind of data connection, and their deposits are *automatic*; I do not have to stop and think about whether I've set up the transfer. I'll keep my PayPal account as a backup, but the Square account is my main corridor for charges now, and this chip reader is a pretty important part of why; many conventional merchant account providers still don't support chip readers, and that's a disaster waiting to happen for the merchant.","Product: Is your mobile device not charging properly, and you suspect the new charger that you bought recently?Do you want to check If your solar charger is giving proper current for your mobile device?Specification: Input voltage : 3.20 - 15.0V Resolution: 0.01V (/=10V) Measuring current: 0.00 -3.00a (10a max, but cannot work in 10a for long time) Resolution: 0.01A Capacitance measurement: 0-99999 MA/H Capacitance accumulation: Yes Power testing: 0.00-9.99-99.9W Over-voltage alarm: when voltage >/=5.6V, voltage digital point will Flash quickly Lacking-voltage alarm Over-current alarm : when current >/=3A, current digital point will Flash quickly Short-circuit alarm: current digital point will Flash quickly dual USB output Output I (dual function - device charging and data transfer)The charging current, in this case, is determined by compatibility. you can view the voltage and current values at the same time. Output II (device charging only)The built-in intelligent charging control IC matches the most appropriate and safest current for your devices automatically. It is used mainly for non-original chargers, but it is suitable for original chargers as well. This universal USB gadget is suitable for most of the mobile phones, mobile power, tablet PCS and other USB devices, like BC1.2, yt/d1591-2009 and non-bc1.2 (including iPad, iPhone and Samsung Galaxy).Get yours today by clicking “add to cart” above!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A valuable tool for the tech-savvy\n\nReview: Realtime monitoring of the rate and voltage from your USB chargers and ports allows you to immediately see which chargers or ports aren't able to supply enough power. Many USB chargers claim to provide 2.1A (as per the current standard) but actually don't deliver it, even when connected to a device that needs it. This meter gives you a constant (updating at least once or twice per second) readout of the voltage and current actually being provided. It also allows you to spot when a cheap, low-capacity USB cable can't carry the load that your phone or tablet needs. Samsung phones are notoriously finicky about their charging cables, and this meter verified that yes, in fact, the Samsung cable allows more power to be delivered to the phone than a cheap generic that I had on hand could carry."],"string":"[\n \"Product: FiberFix 10X Tape is the solution to all your breaks, tears, and cracks. Use your pocket knife for to cut this heavy duty tape that WONT TEAR, WONT BREAK, AND WONT GIVE. Repair in just one roll, the FiberFix 10X Tape can be stored just about anywhere; your glove box, garage, tool box, purse, or trunk. A compact all-in-one repair kit within arms reach! This residue-free adhesive tape makes for quick repairs and easy fixes. Why pay a professional to fix something when you can do it yourself and have a durable and dependable repair? If you like to break things and want to unbreak them, FiberFix 10X Tape is just the thing to fix all of your garden tools, farm equipment, and even your roll cage. There is no better way to prepare yourself than the FiberFix 10X Tape. Comes with 2 inches x 20 yards of industrial strong tape and a durable pocket sized box knife. Keep knife out of reach of children.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Goes on smooth and solid, but doesn't resist heat very well.\\n\\nReview: The adhesion initially seems very strong, but it has a tendency to creep loose if there's tension involved unless the overlap across the seam is large. Additionally, if the repaired or assembled item gets hot, as is the case for an item stashed in a car on a hot day in the sun, the two layers of the tape will expand at different rates resulting in heaved-up areas of the clear top layer while the black base layer stays mostly where it was applied. Overall, it's still very useful for things that will always be at room temperatures, but it's not as useful for outdoor applications or for things that may get warm in use as I'd have liked. It sticks very well to smooth surfaces, but it may not have enough grip on things that are rougher, such as simple varnished plywood. For assembling parts sins from pattern-cut coroplast, it was top notch; for securing a wiring harness in place in a minivan, not as great.\",\n \"Product: Elmer's Painters make any craft or painting project easy. Paint and decorate almost any surface from wood to walls from plastic to cloth and more. Any project that calls for acrylic paint will look great with Painters. Painters markers are also perfect for personalizing backpacks, shoes, toys and more. These markers are easy to use, with no mess to mix, no brushes or containers to clean - just shake and depress the nib until the paint flows and you are ready to paint. These opaque acrylic paint markers make decorating quick and fun. They are ideal for use on wood, plastic, clay, glass, metal, foam board, fabric, and terra cotta. Permanent and streak free, non-toxic and acid free, Painters are available in a variety of point sizes. Elmer's is proud to be a trusted brand that consumers have grown up with. Throughout its history, Elmer's has continued to grow based on its longstanding commitment to quality and innovation to meet changing customer needs.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the best, in my experience\\n\\nReview: I've tried paint markers from several manufacturers, and in my experience, these are the ones that you can count on still being useful two months later. If you only need to use it for one or two projects, and expect to use up all of the paint in one go, then most of the brands will work well - and many will give better results than these on glossy surfaces. But if your needs are like mine, and you want an opaque marker that you can use just once in a while for a few quick stokes, then these are the only ones to use; they don't dry out anywhere near as fast, if at all. With all of the others, and particularly the Sharpie brand, if you put it away for a couple of weeks, you have to completely resaturate the tip - and it may already be fully plugged with dried paint at that point. Wait two months, and it's pretty much hopeless. Of course, the color selection is very limited, so you may not be able to find the shade that you want, but at least it's likely to work.\",\n \"Product: The Catamount CG4717 2-1/2-quart. Microwave Sun Tea Maker includes plastic lid. Now you can enjoy refreshing, thirst-quenching sun tea anytime of the year in just mins with this microwave sun tea maker. To prepare, add desired amount of tea bags to the sun tea maker, fill the container with fresh water, and microwave on high for approximately 8 mins. Remove plastic lid before microwaving. Pour over ice and sweeten to taste. To prepare sun tea with nature's help, add the desired amount of tea bags to the microwave sun tea maker, fill container with fresh water, place in the sunshine and brew to desired strength. Comes with loose fitting, plastic lid for depressurization. Remove lid to pour. Measures 8-1/4-inch by 6 by 7-1/4-inch. Imprinted in yellow. Made of Borosilicate (laboratory) glass. Borosilicate glass is prized for being resistant to heat and breakage. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Complete with User Guide and Care Instructions. Decorated with organic ink. For best results, hand wash. Decorated in the USA.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Absolutely essential gear for arctic winters.\\n\\nReview: One of the most frustrating things about the endless nights north of the Arctic Circle is the impossibility of brewing sun tea; with our blessed solar orb always below the horizon, there's just not enough light and warmth to keep the water liquid, let alone bring it up to the gentle near-scald that produces the best flavor and color. But all is not lost; enter the wonderful microwave sun tea brewer, whose magic takes sunlight that was stored far away and/or long ago, and employs it here and now to produce the needed result! No more must we settle for merely boiling water and pouring it over the leaves, we can recreate the tedium of waiting for the sun tea to be done as a way to while away the weeks until sunrise!\",\n \"Product: Large black bold numbers against white face creates easy viewing. Precise quartz movements to guarantee accurate time New production with silent non-ticking, sweeping movement mechanism. Enjoy a quiet environment! Sturdy plastic case and glass lens, makes it easy to clean and keeps dust away from dial The perfect wall clock for an office, classroom, bedroom, bathroom and any room in your home Easy To Hang. Uses 1 \\\"AA\\\" battery - not included (Note: Plus side of your battery should be inserted first)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Okay, not great, most of the time.\\n\\nReview: Most of the time, these work well, although the light output is not anywhere near the top of the class for LED flashlights using three AAA cells for power. Unfortunately, there is a known issue with the multi-function electronic switch circuitry that can cause the batteries to drain even when the light is off. If you get one that has this problem (and it's almost never more than one in a three-pack), there are several ways to solve the problem. The one I employed was to scavenge the old-style mechanical switch from a freebie 9-led flashlight from a certain cheap tools chain store, and use it by following the instructions in a video I found online. This also deleted the two annoying operational modes that I never use anyway; low-light and flashing. I'm seriously considering converting the ones that *haven't* got the battery drain issue just because I *like* the simple on/off operation of the no-brain switch.\",\n \"Product: This 3-Port PCI USB 2.0 Adapter Card adds two external USB 2.0 ports as well as one internal USB 2.0 port, through simple installation in a single PCI slot. The PCI USB 2.0 card supports plug and play installation as well as hot-swappable connectivity with USB 2.0 devices, ensuring convenient, hassle-free connections without having to reboot the computer. The 3-port PCI USB 2.0 adapter card features a low-profile design that's suited for small form factor cases and is backed by StarTech.com's Lifetime Warranty and free lifetime technical support.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It works. It doesn't need to be sexy.\\n\\nReview: For PC add-on hardware, the main question is first and always \\\"Will it work?\\\" I needed to add USB3.0 ports to a system that had only regular PCI slots (not the newer PCIe \\\"Express\\\" ones), and this was one of the less costly cards available. That's not always an indicator of either a bargain or a problem, as pricing is too often a matter of \\\"What can we get away with?\\\" On this one, it appears to have been a bargain; the system is an older HP desktop, running XP, and the installation had no hiccups at all. External hard drive transfer speeds through the new ports (using a USB3.0 housing with the old drives) were FAR faster than they had been with the same drives in USB2.0 housings. That's all I wanted, and it's good enough.\",\n \"Product: Just plug-and-play for hard drive enclosures, printers, modems, cameras, and other SuperSpeed USB peripherals. This cable provides a transfer rate of up to 4.8 Gbps when connected with a USB 3.0 compliant host and device. Foil and braid shielding reduces EMI/RFI interference and twisted pair contruction helps reduce crosstalk thus ensuring SuperSpeed, error-free data transfer. Protective overmolded connector is color-coded blue to highlight USB 3.0 connectivity compatibility.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Seldom-required cable; read the details before buying it.\\n\\nReview: Useful for the very, very few instances where a device that you need to connect to a USB 3.0 port has a regular \\\"Type A\\\" socket on it. That's not usually the case, so these aren't often needed. Note: NEVER use this cable to connect two PCs together, nor to connect laptops together or connect a laptop to a PC! You will probably just cause them both to shut down abruptly (which can trash the hard disk's file system), but you might also cause physical damage to some components inside either or both of them. This cable is for connection of a *USB DEVICE* to your computer, NOTHING ELSE. If you have a Windows 8 tablet with a full-size USB port, READ THE MANUAL before trying to use a cable like this to connect it to a PC. If they say not to try that, DON'T!\",\n \"Product: The new RoadMate 9212T-LM is top-in-class navigator. The extra-large 7 high-resolution touchscreen makes viewing easier while driving. You also get premium features such as Free Lifetime Map Updates, Free Lifetime Traffic Alerts. Also, the 9212T-LM is compatible with the award-winning Magellan Wireless Back-up Camera for added safety while backing out of your driveway and ease of parallel parking. (camera sold separately).\\n\\nMagellans next generation features make navigation easier. With the new Landmark Guidance feature, you receive directions using landmarks as your guide, making it a more intuitive way to navigate. Youll hear instructions like In 200 feet, turn left at the Shell Gas Station. The upgraded Junction View feature provides you with realistic images of freeway signs and arrows to guide you to the correct lane, making driving easier, safer and less stressful. Traffic Camera Alerts, provided by PhantomALERT, help to avoid traffic tickets by providing audible and visual warnings that alert you to fixed red lights and speed cameras along your route. PhantomALERT upgrades are available for an extra cost which include alerts for: dangerous curves, blackspots (high accident areas), school zones, and dangerous intersections.\\n\\nBest Parking is a great feature that makes parking in the city much easier. Best Parking provides parking garage locations with both their hours of operation and the location of their entrance. With a touch, choose a garage that is close to your destination and you are guided directly to the entrance. No more searching for how to get in! The included AAA TourBook gives you detailed information on hotels, restaurants, and attractions so that you have the information you need to make your destination decisions. And what happens if you break down out on the road? On the special Where am I? screen youll have your present location given for the tow truck driver, the AAA phone number, and your pre-entered AAA membership number. Youll have the necessary information when you need it most.\\n\\nThe OneTouch Favorites Menu gives you immediate access to your favorite addresses, preferred places and favored searches. QuickSpell automatically assists to find your target destination. SayWhere technology speaks the street names throughout the preloaded premium maps of the United States, Canada and Puerto Rico.\\n\\nThe RoadMate 9212T-LM provides an intuitive navigation experience to make your daily driving safer and hassle-free\\\"\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: All things considered, I'd rather have the 5635.\\n\\nReview: I didn't buy a 9612. I didn't want a 9612, really; I prefer the smaller 5 inch screen of many of their other units due to its less obtrusive presence on the dash. But when the speaker failed in the 5635T-LM that I'd bought in March, the folks at Magellan upgraded me to a refurbished 9612 as a replacement.\\n\\nFunctionally, the 9612 is distinguishable from the 5635 in three ways; it's bigger (and therefore obscures slightly more of your field of view), it's somewhat less responsive to touchscreen input (the input response delays are perceptibly longer), and the mounting bracket is FAR more difficult to deal with when snapping the unit in and when unsnapping it to safely store while the vehicle is parked. The bracket for the 5635 was well-designed; the unit basically couldn't be misaligned, and the unit popped in and out easily. This one? Not so much. There's nothing on the bracket to indicate when you've got the unit centered, the tiny protrusions on the lower flange don't easily and immediately self-align with the corresponding slots on the unit, and the upper tab is VERY difficult to unlatch. Often, two hands are required in order to get the unit in or out, and you can forget about the idea of snapping it into the bracket at the next traffic light. That thing's going to go green - usually twice - and the air around the driver's seat is likely to get very blue - before you achieve a secure latch-in.\\n\\nOnce the unit is secure, it's reasonably accurate and predictable. For regular users of Google maps, it is important to note that Magellan does not provide an easy, drag-and-drop way to tell it which way you'd prefer to be routed. If you have a preferred route that isn't the one that Magellan wants you to accept, you might need to give it a known midpoint on your selected path as an intermediate destination - and even then it may have its own opinions about the best way to go *there*. On the other hand, you can tell it to avoid toll roads, which is not always easy with Google Maps.\\n\\nAs for the traffic information, it's not terribly useful. When it receives traffic data indicating a slowdown, it will usually offer to give you an alternate routing - but it's not terribly informative about what that alternate will be, and sometimes its \\\"alternate\\\" is just plain pointless. The speed limit data, on the other hand, is usually accurate if the maps are sufficiently up to date. (It *never* accounts for construction zones, though, so be aware that it's almost always going to be giving you a number that's too high there.)\\n\\nAt least the word \\\"Recalculating\\\" is not in its vocabulary. The frequency of repetition of that word by the two Garmins I once borrowed was enough to put me off that brand for life.\\n\\nBe aware that the antenna for the traffic data is built into the power cord that's supplied with the unit. If you lose that cord, or buy a generic replacement to use with the unit in another vehicle, the traffic data goes away. And traffic data broadcasts are generally only available in large urban areas.\",\n \"Product: Ting is offered with the simple premise that people tend to pay too much for mobile phone service. By buying into bloated or Unlimited plans, people are buying more than they need to and wasting a lot each month. The industry calls it \\\"breakage.\\\" we call it Crazy. With Ting, you don't pick a plan. Instead, you just use your phone as you want to and at the end of the month, you pay for what you used. Each month, the counters reset to 0 and you start Fresh.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for people who are detail-oriented and frugal; may not be the best choice for handing to your teenager.\\n\\nReview: What's outstanding: From their web interface, you can turn off as much of the service as you want, paring it down to just one thing if that's all you use. Text messaging, various kinds of call forwarding and other specialized voice service, data access; if all you want is a phone that can make and receive voice calls, you can set it up so that *everything* else is shut off - and keep from getting billed for accidental things or for incoming things from others like text spammers. Plus, if you know that you will not need this phone at all for an extended period, you can simply deactivate it on their web interface, and if you go through the entire next full billing cycle with it shut off, you'll pay nothing for that cycle.\\n\\nWhat's okay: If you make *moderate* use of the separately billed services, you can indeed keep your monthly cost down to a very low level. The minimums for each service type are currently $3, so if you have fifty text messages (incoming plus outgoing; both count), they'll each cost you under 7 cents, which isn't terrible by comparison to some other carriers' plans.\\n\\nWhat's not so great: If you forget to turn off something that you don't plan to use at all, the actions of a spammer (or someone who just picks the wrong number) can cause you to pay the minimum $3 charge for (for instance) *one* text message. So it's important to turn off unneeded services, because text spammers (like email spammers) will send an unlimited number of text spams, one to each cell number that *might* exist, whether they have any way of knowing if it's active or not. And no part of the service is \\\"unlimited\\\"; run past the relatively reasonable limits for any of the $3 minimums, and you're into additional cost. And the only way to pay *nothing* for a given month is to deactivate the device for the *entire* billing cycle involved; if it's active *at all* during that cycle, you're down for at least the $6 charge for having the device active. There's no pro-rating of anything that has a minimum.\",\n \"Product: This automatic onboard battery charger is a high output portable charger, is completely automatic, and great for professional mechanics as they can be used for deep cycle batteries. Its 75-amps helps engines for emergency starting and the 12-amp fast charge helps to charge a battery in 2-5 hours. The 2-amp trickle charge charges a small 12-volt battery in 2-12 hours. It includes 2 LEDs which light up when the battery is fully charged and a 6 function rotary switch prevents overcharging of batteries.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Sort of works. Will charge a battery. Won't tell you anything useful about the battery's condition.\\n\\nReview: I would be far more satisfied with this charger if the charge meter on it actually gave information that meant anything. It doesn't. Right now, I have a car battery hooked up whose state of charge (measured with a hydrometer, which is increasingly difficult these days) is somewhere around 40%. The needle keeps cycling between 0 (with the green \\\"full charge\\\" light lit) and 60%-ish (somewhere in the undefined land between 50 and 75%). Yes, the charger does, in fact, charge the battery. It does so more noisily than I've come to expect from this class of device, it gives nothing in the way of a reliable indicator of the battery's real state, it provides no way to see what the resting voltage might be, and, oh yes, the 75A \\\"booster\\\" function is so electrically \\\"noisy\\\" that the engine control module on one of my vehicles just refuses to work when that feature is engaged. (And it won't operate as a battery quick-charge on a discharged battery either, which would at least justify its existence as a feature.) I have had this charger for at least four years, and although it has never stopped working (in very light, infrequent service), it also has never operated in the manner expected. By contrast, a friend bought one of the Stanley chargers with the \\\"recondition battery\\\" function two years ago, and has found it totally reliable in frequent use on his farm. I wish that one had been available when I bought this.\",\n \"Product: AC Delco Engine Coolant Level Indicator Sensor is engineered to meet all the high standards set by the industry. It is known for its quality, performance and dependability and provides long, maintenance free life. This unit is put through a variety of tests under extreme and unusual conditions to ensure high quality and dependability.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Better than the non-genuine-GM competitors.\\n\\nReview: I've tried a total of five brands of this part on our 2000 Montana in the 8 years we have had it, and none have been trouble-free. This one, which is the actual OEM part, has been at least less prone to giving false alarms than the majority of the aftermarket units. In fact, the only aftermarket unit that never gave a false alarm was eventually discovered to not be working at all, which is rather troubling on a vehicle whose engine is well known for its uncommon propensity for intake manifold gasket failures that cause unsuspected loss of coolant. If you buy one of these, and get the occasional brief warning of low coolant which appears to be unwarranted, I'd counsel against being overly concerned. Apparently, this is just something that happens with these units. You can test its accuracy by draining out enough of the coolant to get the level below the sensor; if it *doesn't* trigger a warning, that *is* cause for concern.\",\n \"Product: Professional installers require professional parts. DuraGo caters to the automotive professional by providing the highest quality parts. We ensure our Water Pumps quality through extensive testing of each water pump. We perform 100% quality tests at multiple stages in the manufacturing process. This may seem redundant to some, but the professional installer can rest easy that they wont have costly comebacks with DuraGo Water Pumps. Some other DuraGo Water Pump product features and benefits are 100% new all new components and castings, over 400 individual part numbers, over 97% of passenger car and light truck water pumps sales are covered by the DuraGo water pump line and all Water Pumps include gaskets and hardware (when applicable).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits well, works well.\\n\\nReview: The durability of a water pump is an issue that one cannot evaluate quickly, but I intentionally chose this one over several other alternatives on the basis of its use of a cast iron impeller instead of a plastic one. Although the original Chrysler unit had a plastic impeller, the technology of usage of resins in critical applications is not something that is easy to get right, and a water pump *is* a critical item. It's very easy to get a cast iron impeller right, so I decided that I'd go for the higher likelihood of trouble-free operation of that material. Installation of this part is a minor pain in the neck due to the pump's location, and it is absolutely essential to get all five mounting bolts started prior to snugging down and tightening any of them. Although the rubber seal for the housing does not require a coating of sealant, it's advisable to use a few spots of a suitable adhesive to keep it in place in the groove while mounting the pump.\",\n \"Product: Easily and affordably restore the anti-lock brake system to proper, safe functioning with Dorman's anti-lock brake wheel speed sensor wire harness. It is sold separately, enabling you to replace only the failed harness, instead of the entire assembly.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A good place to start if you are getting a speed sensor circuit trouble code.\\n\\nReview: Fits and works perfectly, as expected. This wiring harness gets flexed constantly in use, and it can be expected to fail eventually; when it does, replacing it is fairly fast and easy. Be aware that it is often difficult to determine whether a trouble code for the speed sensor circuit is being caused by the sensor in the wheel bearing or by a failure in this harness. If you have a lot of miles on the vehicle, and the bearing isn't noisy, replacing this harness *first* can save you a lot of money if this is where the problem lies. If it doesn't clear the error, then you still have more troubleshooting to do, and the problem could still be in the wheel bearing assembly.\",\n \"Product: Easily repair a leaking A/C port with Dorman's A/C Service Valve Cap. Re-engineered by Dorman, now you can replace the failed port without the expense and hassle of replacing an entire A/C line, saving time, money and labor.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It fits the threads that are inside the service port, and seals the leak without replacing the valve; GREAT SUCCESS.\\n\\nReview: Slow leaks on the high-side service port of the A/C of many GM products - all the way back to the first ones that used R134a - have been a pain in the neck for mechanics and owners alike. Even more aggravating, however, is when you've just finished servicing something on the system, and when the high side gauge set line is disconnected, the service valve leaks - when it was sound and sealed up until then. Fixing it The GM Way would require either losing the entire load of R134a (that you may have just installed), or if your shop has one, dragging the recycler over to pull the refrigerant back out of the system so that the service valve can be replaced. And did I mention that sometimes the brand new valve will leak, too? Enter Dorman with their 902-025 brass plug, which seals the port securely whether the service valve is leaking or not. And since a lot of A/C service can be done without needing to connect the high side gauge line anyway, you might never need to pull it back out. If you keep one of these handy, the port can be sealed as soon as the leak is noticed; I plan on keeping a spare on hand \\\"for next time\\\", because the one thing that's certain about these systems is that there WILL BE a \\\"next time\\\".\",\n \"Product: The wait is over! Nick and Thomas cherry-picked the musicians who perform on this album. Keeping up with the tradition of Two Steps from Hell, there's great emphasis on power and memorable melodies, supported by a large orchestra and choirs. If you liked Invincible and Archangel, you will enjoy SkyWorld.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: this should be an excellent addition to your collection\\n\\nReview: If you're a fan of orchestral action-adventure movie soundtracks, this should be an excellent addition to your collection. Two Steps From Hell specializes in the increasingly popular genre known as \\\"Trailer Music\\\"; compositions that are clearly in the style of action-adventure symphonic scores, but which are clearly not from movies you've ever seen. Sometimes they end up being used with movie trailers, which is a welcome departure from the long-standing tradition of using bits of earlier movies' soundtracks. I use my collection of these pieces as my \\\"stay awake on the road\\\" playlist, and there are lots of them; look for Immediate Music to find another good bunch. By the way, I have noted in the past that pressings of the CDs from Two Steps From Hell tend to be short, and sell out quickly; grab it while it's in stock.\",\n \"Product: Matte Finish, Micro Perforated for Clean Separation, Inkjet and Laser Compatible. Royal Brites Matte White Business Cards micro-perforated for clean separation. Print your business cards, name cards, call cards and place cards on quality Royal Brites Business Cards perforated on 65 lb white card stock. Use Click'n print to personalize your cads fast and easy. Free business cards templates available in Word format and Click'n print. Compatible with all major brands of inkjet and laser printers the business cards matte have wide application possibilities. Print: business cards, address change cards, place cards, name tags, gift tags, customized tickets, coupons and more.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: This was once a solid, reliable, useful product.\\n\\nReview: I have been buying this product from Sam's Club for years, and until recently they were a reliably good value; the cards may not have had the smoothest-feeling edges, but they felt crisp, and they had visually sharp lines and corners. Best of all, I could stack four (or more) sheets at a time, and with a couple of quick folds along the perforation lines, they came right apart. That was the old version, which was Made in USA. The new ones I bought recently, showing the same name and description, are Made in China, and they're AWFUL. They are slightly brighter white, but the card stock is flimsier, and the perforations are terrible; it's nearly impossible to get 10 clean cards from a sheet even when folding and ripping them one at a time, and none of the cards produced are as professional-looking as the WORST of the old version. This product has gone from a solid thumbs-up to a double-thumbs-down-with-a-clothespin-over-the-nose in my opinion. I don't want to put MY name - and reputation - on them.\",\n \"Product: Achieve big results with a very big marker. This Marks-A-Lot Jumbo Chisel Tip Permanent Marker features an extra-large barrel that houses a generous, long-lasting ink supply. The ink is low-odor, nontoxic and certified. The jumbo 2/3\\\" chisel tip makes it ideal for creating posters, signs and banners where bold strokes and high visibility are key. Permanent ink dries fast and marks virtually any surface, including metal and plastic, and is designed to endure even against rubbing and water. This is one big, bold marker that will make you want to give a big round of applause. Jumbo 2/3\\\" chisel tip marks in a variety of line widths. Generous ink supply lasts a long time. Marks virtually any surface, including cardboard, metal and plastic. Dries quickly and is rub-resistant to minimize smudging. Nontoxic, low-odor formula is safe for both children and adults. ACMI certified. Conforms to ASTM D 4236.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm glad Amazon still carries these!\\n\\nReview: This marker has distinct advantages over the Sharpie brand. First it doesn't dry out as easily. (But don't leave the cap off of either of them when not actually using them; they both will dry out if you do.) Second, it happily marks over every kind of tape and label I have encountered when reusing shipping boxes. That's really important; when shipping things via UPS and FedEx, it is crucial to make sure that ALL barcodes on old labels are completely obliterated. Even if they're stock number labels for the merchandise that was originally in the carton, they might cause the automated scan-and-sort equipment to misdirect or delay the handling of a package. This marker can cover just about any barcode or address label with just one or two swipes.\",\n \"Product: DISCONTINUED\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Functional, fast, inexpensive; what more did you want?\\n\\nReview: This chip reader won't do ApplePay like their Bluetooth version, but in over 500 transactions at a major event, we had just one person ask to use ApplePay. This reader is $20 less, works with more phones, and you can get it faster via Amazon than you can get either version direct from Square. Yes, you still have to keep the internal battery charged - and if you are going to be using it all day, it might run its battery down. Keep your mag-stripe reader around and plug it into the phone when the battery gets low, and then swap the partly-recharged chip reader back in when somebody hands you that kind of card, and you don't have to worry. (At least, not until all of the cards are chipped, anyway.)\\n\\nSome background: I had been a dyed-in-the-wool PayPal merchant for years on eBay, and I'd swapped to the PayPal phone app to run cards at conventions and festivals a couple of years ago when I figured out that the fake \\\"1.7%\\\" rate from my conventional merchant account was actually more like 5.96% when I figured in all of the various fees and rewards charges. And it was great, by comparison. Going back to cash-only would have probably been great by comparison, for that matter.\\n\\nThen I tried Square.\\n\\nOH WHAT A DIFFERENCE! PayPal's app has handed me misleading error messages that said transactions had failed when they didn't (and there's nothing worse for a merchant than charging a customer twice in error), but Square's app has never hiccupped once. I've had PayPal's system fail mysteriously for hours at a time, and although their debit card lets me spend the charges right away, I have to manually ask for the money to be transferred to my bank, and their deposits are not always \\\"next business day\\\" - which they warn you about up front, but still, it's annoying; Square has *always worked* as long as I could get any kind of data connection, and their deposits are *automatic*; I do not have to stop and think about whether I've set up the transfer. I'll keep my PayPal account as a backup, but the Square account is my main corridor for charges now, and this chip reader is a pretty important part of why; many conventional merchant account providers still don't support chip readers, and that's a disaster waiting to happen for the merchant.\",\n \"Product: Is your mobile device not charging properly, and you suspect the new charger that you bought recently?Do you want to check If your solar charger is giving proper current for your mobile device?Specification: Input voltage : 3.20 - 15.0V Resolution: 0.01V (/=10V) Measuring current: 0.00 -3.00a (10a max, but cannot work in 10a for long time) Resolution: 0.01A Capacitance measurement: 0-99999 MA/H Capacitance accumulation: Yes Power testing: 0.00-9.99-99.9W Over-voltage alarm: when voltage >/=5.6V, voltage digital point will Flash quickly Lacking-voltage alarm Over-current alarm : when current >/=3A, current digital point will Flash quickly Short-circuit alarm: current digital point will Flash quickly dual USB output Output I (dual function - device charging and data transfer)The charging current, in this case, is determined by compatibility. you can view the voltage and current values at the same time. Output II (device charging only)The built-in intelligent charging control IC matches the most appropriate and safest current for your devices automatically. It is used mainly for non-original chargers, but it is suitable for original chargers as well. This universal USB gadget is suitable for most of the mobile phones, mobile power, tablet PCS and other USB devices, like BC1.2, yt/d1591-2009 and non-bc1.2 (including iPad, iPhone and Samsung Galaxy).Get yours today by clicking “add to cart” above!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A valuable tool for the tech-savvy\\n\\nReview: Realtime monitoring of the rate and voltage from your USB chargers and ports allows you to immediately see which chargers or ports aren't able to supply enough power. Many USB chargers claim to provide 2.1A (as per the current standard) but actually don't deliver it, even when connected to a device that needs it. This meter gives you a constant (updating at least once or twice per second) readout of the voltage and current actually being provided. It also allows you to spot when a cheap, low-capacity USB cable can't carry the load that your phone or tablet needs. Samsung phones are notoriously finicky about their charging cables, and this meter verified that yes, in fact, the Samsung cable allows more power to be delivered to the phone than a cheap generic that I had on hand could carry.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":18,"string":"18"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1374,"string":"1,374"}}},{"rowIdx":1375,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2TO2BN3P4C00L"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Printing from your Tablet, Smartphone, or the Cloud can be easy. With the Cloud print function you can print directly from select online cloud services either at the printer itself or with your mobile device using the free PPS app.\". The summary of the review text is \"A bit difficult to set up, but I'm quite satisfied with its performance\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I've been using the same HP OfficeJet printer for years and recently tried out an Epson wireless printer. The Epson's print quality was pretty good, though I was frustrated that I could not get it to print duplex. Setting up this Canon printer to work via wifi was more difficult than the Epson, and that's the principal reason I gave this product 4 rather than 5 stars. Unless I missed it, there didn't seem to be a way to simply enter my network name and password, even though I was attempting to do a manual setup. In the end I had to log onto my router to broadcast my SSID and then have the printer automatically connect to my network.\n\nI'm quite impressed by most aspects of this printer now that I've been using it for a couple of weeks. The print quality is slightly better than the Epson, with slightly cleaner lines when using high quality mode. The Canon is surprisingly just as sharp as a fairly expensive color laser printer I use at work. Most importantly, the Canon not only prints double-sided but it also does so automatically. With my HP, I would see a prompt to remove the paper, flip it around, reinsert it, and then click OK to print the second side. The Canon actually has automatic duplexing.\n\nAnother aspect of this printer that I like a lot is that the paper loads in a tray that is fully enclosed in the printer. In fact, when the printer is turned off, it looks just like the photo here -- in other words, a black box with various buttons on it. There are no paper trays sticking out. When the printer is on, the paper output tray automatically extends out of the front of the printer. The only real downside is that the paper tray is quite small. I didn't attempt to quantify how much paper it will hold, but it's surely much less than I'm used to being able to load in a printer.\n\nPrint and scan speeds are reasonable. There is a \"quiet mode\" available that supposedly reduces the noise the printer makes when it's active, but I haven't yet experimented with that setting. I don't find the normal operation to be particularly noisy, though I suppose that if someone shares a small space with another person one may want to reduce the noise the printer makes during certain times of day.\n\nAll in all, I'm quite satisfied with with this printer. Given my frustration with the Epson not printing two-sided, I anticipated keeping the HP printer in my system. Now that I have this Canon, I think it will nicely serve all of my printing needs."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I've been using the same HP OfficeJet printer for years and recently tried out an Epson wireless printer. The Epson's print quality was pretty good, though I was frustrated that I could not get it to print duplex. Setting up this Canon printer to work via wifi was more difficult than the Epson, and that's the principal reason I gave this product 4 rather than 5 stars. Unless I missed it, there didn't seem to be a way to simply enter my network name and password, even though I was attempting to do a manual setup. In the end I had to log onto my router to broadcast my SSID and then have the printer automatically connect to my network.\n\nI'm quite impressed by most aspects of this printer now that I've been using it for a couple of weeks. The print quality is slightly better than the Epson, with slightly cleaner lines when using high quality mode. The Canon is surprisingly just as sharp as a fairly expensive color laser printer I use at work. Most importantly, the Canon not only prints double-sided but it also does so automatically. With my HP, I would see a prompt to remove the paper, flip it around, reinsert it, and then click OK to print the second side. The Canon actually has automatic duplexing.\n\nAnother aspect of this printer that I like a lot is that the paper loads in a tray that is fully enclosed in the printer. In fact, when the printer is turned off, it looks just like the photo here -- in other words, a black box with various buttons on it. There are no paper trays sticking out. When the printer is on, the paper output tray automatically extends out of the front of the printer. The only real downside is that the paper tray is quite small. I didn't attempt to quantify how much paper it will hold, but it's surely much less than I'm used to being able to load in a printer.\n\nPrint and scan speeds are reasonable. There is a \"quiet mode\" available that supposedly reduces the noise the printer makes when it's active, but I haven't yet experimented with that setting. I don't find the normal operation to be particularly noisy, though I suppose that if someone shares a small space with another person one may want to reduce the noise the printer makes during certain times of day.\n\nAll in all, I'm quite satisfied with with this printer. Given my frustration with the Epson not printing two-sided, I anticipated keeping the HP printer in my system. Now that I have this Canon, I think it will nicely serve all of my printing needs."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The new Philips Norelco 7110X shaving system uses Philips' core technology to provide the world's closest rotary shave.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: average quality, not as good as i expected\n\nReview: I bought this directly from Amazon about a week ago for a blowout price. It already looks like Amazon is not selling this item anymore as it is currently only listed as available from various Marketplace sellers.\n\nFor the three ten-spots I paid, I'm satisfied. It basically cost what replacement blades for my other shaver cost. I will say that this shaver doesn't appear to have the same quality of build as my last Norelco. It is lighter, doesn't feel as good in the hand, and has a cheap plastic feel. The motor sounds like it's less powerful than my older model (which listed for a similar full retail price when new); even with a full charge it doesn't sound like the blades and spinning around very fast. That being said, the thing isn't particularly quiet either.\n\nGives an adequate if mediocre shave. Requires lots of passes over the same area of skin in order to get everything. All in all not a terrible buy, but not a great find either.","Product: This product is not eligible for Priority Shipping.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: works well, feels nice in hand, charging function is confusing\n\nReview: I just received this razor as an upgrade to the Philips Norelco 7110X which I had been using for the past 19 months. While one would expect this razor to perform better given its list price (approximately double what the 7110X is currently), I was frankly surprised by how much better it is in almost every regard.\n\nI previously reviewed the 7110X, so if you want to see what I found lacking in that razor the review is available under that product listing. As to the superior qualities of the 8240XL, they are:\n\n1. Shaves are closer and do not require as many passes over the same area. I still don't think it gives me as good of a shave as a manual razor and shaving cream, but I've never found an electric shaver that could compete with a manual razor in terms of closeness of shave. Sometimes I prefer the convenience of the electric shaver, however, so that's why I use both methods on occasion.\n\n2. Feels more solid in the hand.\n\n3. While it isn't quiet, it sounds less annoying when it's running.\n\nThe only serious problem I've encountered so far is with respect to charging the razor. The manual indicates it may take 12 hours to fully charge the razor before the first use. I had mine plugged in for over 15 hours and the light on the razor indicated that it was not yet fully charged. I decided to keep the razor plugged in and use it. After I completed shaving, the charging light briefly indicated it was fully charged but then started indicating it was still charging again. I decided to unplug the razor anyway. I re-checked the manual. Unfortunately, it's written to cover three different models, so not everything in the manual pertains to this specific model. Even so, the drawings indicate charging lights on the razor that simply don't correspond to what's on the actual unit (for example, I don't see anywhere on the unit that the word \"Full\" would illuminate), and there's no indication in the manual that these drawings only pertain to other units. Strange.\n\nBefore owning my Philips Norelco 7110X, I had also owned another Norelco model (more similar in quality to this razor than the 7110X) and some other models from Braun. I've generally been pleased with Norelco electric razors, and this one is another winner.","Product: This is a lifestyle magazine for men and women interested in building their bodies and minds. It contains advice on getting in shape and staying fit. Each issue includes articles on exercise routines, diet, nutrition, sexual fitness, psychology, sports medicine, kinesiology, physiology, weight control and personal appearance.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: good information buried between all of the ads\n\nReview: Like many other reviews have pointed out, this magazine has A LOT of ads, some of which attempt to pass themselves off as articles but are clearly labeled \"4 page advertising supplement.\" If you don't mind skipping past all of that junk, there are some good exercise and nutrition tips here and there. I still consider myself a beginner, so perhaps the magazine is more worthwhile for me than someone who has been lifting for 10+ years. Though it's true that the magazine has features on the same body parts over and over, I'm not sure what anyone who is critical of that expects. Should the magazine instead have a feature devoted to exercising your facial muscles? Of course an exercise magazine is going to be repetitive in terms of body parts covered because we have limited body parts to exercise.\n\nOne of the things I like about this magazine is that aside from the one \"pin up girl\" per issue, the magazine really is devoted to muscle and fitness. Some other magazines in this genre are too similar to Playboy to be taken seriously; I don't want to read articles about sex in a bodybuilding magazine. M&F also seems to keep their images of men as neutral as possible, showing the reader the models' musculature without adding anything to make the poses more sexual. (Some other magazines, I've noticed, will show models tugging on their shorts or other such things, making them appear to be stripping and not posing to show off their musculature.) Obviously sex-laden bodybuilding magazines have their fans, but it's nice that, for the most part, M&F's editorial content focuses on the sport itself and not provocative pictures of women or men.","Product: Clear Complete Scalp Care Anti Dandruff Shampoo and Conditioner relieve your scalp. Our CUCUMBER and MINT infused formulas silken hair, and contain Zinc Pyrithione to help eliminate flakes. With a fresh and invigorating scent, our Complete Scalp Care system helps sooth itchy, flaky scalp. Infused with CUCUMBER, known to alleviate dryness, and MINT, our formulas are designed to leave your hair and scalp feeling nourished and refreshed. Used daily with the conditioner, the shampoo alleviates itchy, flaky scalp and your hair feels moisturized and is free of visible flakes.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: As effective as Head & Shoulders, cucumber adds nice scent\n\nReview: I have been using dandruff shampoos since my teenage years (and those ended quite a few decades ago!), so I know my way around them quite well. After trying shampoos with different antidandruff ingredients, I finally settled back on the basic formula that's most common and used in products such as this and Head & Shoulders: pyrithione zinc. It does the job when used regularly and it doesn't smell bad like some other products. The concentration of pyrithione zinc in this product is 1%, just like in Head & Shoulders.\n\nI like the addition of cucumber scent to this product. It adds a refreshing element to the usual subtle minty scent. I haven't noticed this product making my hair any more shiny or healthy, so as far as I am concerned the cucumber is just there for the aroma while shampooing.","Product: Everybody loves a bright white smile. Safely enhance your smile every day without giving up the foods and drinks you love! The Philips Sonicare HealthyWhite+ rechargeable toothbrush is proven to remove up to 100% more stains for whiter teeth in only 1 week versus a manual toothbrush.TROUBLESHOOTING STEPS :If the electric toothbrush does not power up, Ensure the correct button is being pushed (power button vs. mode button). The mode button will not turn the handle on. Reinstall the brush head as it is shown in your toothbrush users manual If there is not a brush head on the handle it may not be easily heard. Try placing a brush head on the handle and turning it on. Place the handle in the charger and charge for 24 hours before turning it back on\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Didn't whiten my teeth, but cleans them well\n\nReview: I bought my first Sonicare toothbrush nearly 20 years ago. Surprisingly, this model works about the same as the first one I bought. The main differences are that it has a \"whitening mode,\" but it seems like the only distinguishing factor is that that mode is 30 seconds more brush time. One can also set an intensity level for both the cleaning and whitening mode, with three intensity levels available for each.\n\nWhat is the same? The \"quadpacer\" is still here. If you've never used a Sonicare brush, quadpacer is basically a timer that encourages the user to brush for a full two minutes, with a signal every 30 seconds that it's time to move from one area of the mouth to another. If you're like me, it will seem like brushing for a full two minutes is a long time, but that definitely results in cleaner teeth.\n\nOne issue I always have with Sonicare if I haven't used one for a while is that certain areas of my gums tickle a little bit when I use it, particularly the roof of my mouth. When I continue to use Sonicare, however, I get used to the sensation of the brush head's quick movement in my mouth and this no longer bothers me.\n\nI didn't notice any whitening of my teeth using this product, but I've never noticed any whitening using any other product, either. I've tried whitening toothpastes, white strips, and at-home bleaching trays. I think I just have teeth that are slightly yellow due to previous antibiotic use, and I'm sure it doesn't help that I've been a daily coffee drinker for more years than I can remember. I still think this is a good brush, however, since it does a very good job at cleaning my teeth. I just thought I would point out that one shouldn't necessarily expect dramatic whitening of one's teeth, regardless of what the manufacturer claims.","Product: Cooking for family dinners, special events or to take to a sick friend is much easier with the Reynolds 13\" x 9\" Non-stick Cake Pans. No spray is needed for your foods to turn out fabulous every time. Bake in them just like with your regular pans but with no worries about getting them returned. The cake pans with lids are easy to transport and are ideal when cooking on the go.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Disposable pans/lids, good for parties/pot-lucks\n\nReview: Just as this product's description indicates, these pans are good for situations where you want to take something to a party and don't want to worry about clean up or having a pan to bring home. In fact, these pans are thin enough that even if you wanted to be frugal and reuse them I imagine that they wouldn't go through many uses before giving out.\n\nMy reason for giving four rather than five stars is that after taking off the plastic wrapper that holds these two pans and lids together, I noticed a few dark flecks in the pans. Maybe it's reasonable to wash something like this prior to use any way, but given that I didn't know what these flecks were (probably aluminum) I certainly didn't want to put food into the pans without making sure that the pans were thoroughly washed.","Product: PowerDirector 13 Ultimate Suite is designed for video creative experts, and includes 3 award-winning offerings from CyberLink - video editing software PowerDirector, audio editing software AudioDirector and color grading software ColorDirector. It includes all the essential tools for every facet of world-class video production. With PowerDirector Ultimate Suite, you can quickly and easily achieve the results you want, with superior color, sound, and video effects.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Did not work well for me at all -- excruciatingly slow and other bugs make this useless\n\nReview: I hesitate to write such a negative review as I really wanted to like this software, but whether it's just a poorly written program or there is something incompatible in my set-up I found this program seriously underperformed.\n\nWhen I initially got this and saw that my previous PC was underpowered in terms of using this, I used that as an excuse to finally replace my pc. I installed this on a new Dell pc with an Intel i5 4460 processor with 12GB of RAM and a 1TB hard drive with plenty of free space.\n\nHere are the problems I've encountered over the past three weeks that I've tried to use this software:\n\n1. A couple of crashes for unknown reasons. I saw that someone from Cyberlink suggested to another reviewer that they update their software to resolve this issue. I applied the update and while I haven't had a crash since that time, I have continued to see another very odd symptom, namely that sometimes the screen does not update when a different menu or item is selected. For example, I might be on the timeline and want to apply a MagicFix and yet the panel showing the MagicFix settings doesn't appear until I click somewhere else on the timeline and then back to the original item. I haven't seen this symptom on any other program I've used on my new pc so far and, in fact, I've seldom come across this symptom in my multiple decades of using computers.\n\n2. While the user interface is good, some of the design aspects aren't. Back to MagicFix. I had some old home movies that I had previously copied from a VHS tape (originally shot in the 1960s on, I think, 16mm film) to a dvd burner. Since I had done no video processing on the resulting dvd, I thought it would be interesting to see how much MagicFix could improve the look of my old home movies. For a while I thought that maybe something was wrong with the installation of my software because most of the Edit options were grayed out. Turns out that one cannot simply import a file into a project and then apply processing to it. One has to drag that file down to the timeline to enable many of the Edit options, including the various image stabilization/color correction fixes. Imagine my chagrin when, for whatever reason, Cyberlink PowerDirector decided to break up that file into a couple of hundred 2 minute long pieces in the timeline. Try as I might, I wasn't able to undo that. I did finally figure out how to switch to chapter view so I wasn't having to apply the MagicFix to each individual 2-minute chunk (yes, one cannot \"select all\" to elements on the timeline and then apply the MagicFix!), but this whole endeavor wore me out. The feature I was most looking forward to exploring in this software left me feeling like it isn't worth the bother, even though the side-by-side preview indicated that the results would be quite good.\n\n3. The final -- and most serious -- flaw is the processing time. I've gotten inconsistent results, so I honestly don't know what's going on. With the aforementioned home movies, I was able to process it adding music (no video fixes) in a reasonable amount of time -- around one hour. Then, when I realized what I was doing wrong in terms of being able to apply Magic video fixes, I started a new project with the same home movie file I originally used, added the same music, and then applied the MagicFix to stabilize the image, etc. It seemed to me that the MagicFix was being done while in Edit mode, so I assumed that once it got time to Produce the disc that it would take about the same amount of time as the first attempt. Imagine my surprise when, 16 hours later (yes, that's 16 hours!!!), my video was only 45% rendered. It actually seemed like it was stuck and not doing anything, but after careful inspection of the various times reported I noticed that it was still rendering the video -- at a rate of about 10 seconds every hour. This was while there was no other load on my pc! I've read others' reviews that talk about Cyberlink's speed, but either other software is even more unusable or there's something wrong with the way this software is working on my pc.\n\nFor the record, this is the first software package I've used that has some of these features such as the MagicFix video editing, but I do have Nero 12 Suite installed on the same pc. Just for kicks I tried to convert a short video file to an AVI file. Nero accomplished the task in under 15 minutes. In the same amount of time, Cyberlink's software indicated that it had only processed about 2 minutes of video. I abandoned the test so I'm not sure whether that estimate was correct since, in my first home movies conversion test, Cyberlink indicated that it was a very short way into the rendering process and then all of a sudden it was done!","Product: Undetectable, the CAMO Concealer is the worlds first concealing agent designed for men. This discreet face product is formulated to withstand the higher oil output of mens skin. Our grape seed oil-based cosmetic is infused with vitamins and SPF 8 protection. Dermatologist recommended. Available in three tones to reduce dark circles, hide scars, bumps and blemishes. Hypoallergenic and fragrance free. Lip-balm sized applicator for easy carry and discreet spot checks.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Subtly diminishes appearance of various blemishes, but does not entirely conceal them\n\nReview: I've never tried a concealer before. Truth be told, I have an aversion to men wearing make-up unless they are doing some sort of performance. Even when it comes to women, I think the more subtle the make-up is applied, the better. So with that point of view, I wasn't sure I would like this product but given that I'm am fair skinned and have various issues (freckles, various keratoses which I have removed by my dermatologist when possible, etc), I figured that it would be interesting to see if I could cover up some of these blemishes without the make-up being obvious.\n\nWhen you first apply this concealer, it's definitely noticeable. It's not supposed to be just applied to one's skin like lip balm to one's lips, though; it's designed to be rubbed in. Once the product is lightly rubbed in, it does a very good job at blending in with my complexion. It subtly masks my skin's blemishes but does not entirely hide them. I think that if it did entirely hide blemishes as dark as freckles, the product would appear more obvious one one's skin.\n\nThe product has some sun protection built in, but I honestly cannot imagine applying so much of this product that it would substitute for my normal sunscreen. Besides, it's only SPF 8.","Product: New from Krups, this 12-cup programmable coffee maker has 1,100 watts to provide fast and efficient brewing. The programmable timer/auto on sets the start time each day and has a 1-3 cup flavor setting to maximize flavor extraction from small quantities of coffee. There is an audible signal indicating when the machine is done brewing and a popular pause and serve feature allows interruption anytime during brewing. After brewing, the heating plate time is adjustable from 1 to 5 hours. The 60 ounce water reservoir has a detection feature which shuts the unit off if completely empty has a built in water filtration system to remove chlorine and limescale buildup. Beautifully styled with a blue illuminated LED control panel for easy of use, it has a solid stainless steel swing out filter holder with soft eject motion and easy pour 12 cup glass carafe with no drip spout and ergonomic handle design. The descaling indicator measures brew time and calculates when descaling is necessary. Comes with a 1-year warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good coffeemaker, works as promised; a little cheaply built\n\nReview: I don't know how to understand some of the previous, extremely negative reviews.\n\nI have not had any problem pouring a cup of coffee without dripping/spilling.\n\nI think that the 1-3 cup feature is great: With my previous coffeemaker, it really wasn't possible to brew a small amount of coffee and have it taste good; with this Krups' machine's 1-3 cup setting, I get a few nice, strong cups of coffee without having to use too many coffee beans.\n\nThe programming feature is easy to use. I read the manual once and then, two days later, remembered how to program the coffeemaker to brew at a specific time. It's really as simple as pressing the \"Prog\" button quickly, toggling with the \"hour/minutes\" button\" to set the timer. As to the fear that the machine will be a fire hazard by turning itself on without water because the timer is set, the manual clearly states that there is a safety feature that will turn the machine off if it gets turned on without any water in the reservoir. Yes, I would prefer a separate button to turn on/off the timer setting, but it isn't that big of a deal.\n\nI haven't had any problem with water spilling out the back of the unit. In fact, I don't even see the overfill hole in the back of the unit that a previous reviewer mentioned. I seldom brew 12 cups of coffee at once, so perhaps I'm not the best person to judge whether this is a problem. I did do the initial \"clean the machine\" routine by filling it up all the way to run clean water through it and I didn't notice and spilling at that time.\n\nI agree that the coffeemaker is somewhat cheaply built -- surprisingly flimsy for a coffeemaker with a list price this high. I actually bought mine locally and chose the more expensive FME4-14 model because the stainless steel front added some solidity to the machine. The FME1 and FME2 models, all plastic, seemed extremely cheap and light. They all use the same filter basket mechanism, though, which appears to be fragile. This is not a machine for those people who are impatient or treat their possessions in a rough manner. I can see breaking the swing out door or the filter holder because of how thin the plastic is. On the other hand, I bought this coffeemaker to replace an even more expensive Cuisinart model that broke just out of warranty. (Well, the coffemaker still worked but the brew-and-pour feature stopped working because a piece of plastic in the filter basket broke. Actually, I couldn't even use the thing at all until I bought a 10 cent washer at a local hardware store and jimmied the thing back into somewhat of a workable condition -- at least it no longer just spewed coffee all over my counter, but the brew-and-pour feature still didn't work. And, of course, I couldn't find the replacement part I needed to actually make the machine whole again. Also, the water level meter in that machine stopped working after just a few months and the clock was so poor that it gained over one minute EVERY DAY, interfering with the machine's ability to actually brew at a specific time each day using it's programming function.)\n\nI agree that there should be markings on both sides of the carafe. This pot is designed for right-handed people because the markings are visible when it's picked up in the right hand. However, given the water level read out on the machine itself (which, despite others' experiences, I haven't had a problem with yet), this doesn't seem to be a big deal.\n\nAs to the warming plate's surface flaking off, I have to wonder what that person was using to clean the machine. The manual specifically states not to use ANYTHING abrasive on the machine and that reviewer used the word \"scour.\" Really, when cleaning off the small drips of coffee that inevitably get on a warming plate when using a brew-and-pour feature (I've never seen a coffee maker that was perfect about stopping coffee from dripping when the pot is removed during brewing), all one needs to use is the soft side of a kitchen sponge for a quick wipe.\n\nMy biggest gripe about this machine is the manual. It is poorly laid out: there is a picture of the machine on one page with letters pointing to various features, but the legend of what those letters means appears a few pages later. Obviously the legend needs to be on the facing page of the manual. I was also a little concerned when initially unpacking the thing. There's a large piece of styrofoam holding the pot in place and I was concerned about breaking the filter basket door when I was ripping it out of the machine. The manual contains NO instructions about unpacking the machine. Normally instructions for something this basic aren't necessary, but if Krups is going to pack something this delicate in such a screwy way, they should provide better information to the end consumer. Perhaps this is how some reviewers' filter holder doors became broken in the first place. Another problem with the manual was the instruction to \"rotate\" the water filter holder open in order to insert the filter. No illustrations were provided. I don't know about you, but I consider \"rotating\" to mean twisting something off. But the filter holder is actually designed to be flipped open (one side should remain attached while the other flips down). Given how flimsy the plastic is on this part, too, I could easily see someone breaking the filter holder if they weren't careful and actually tried to rotate the end of it off.\n\nI cannot speak to the longevity of the machine as I've only owned it for less than one month, but so far I'm liking its features and, more importantly, the taste of the coffee it produces.","Product: Redi Shade Room Darkening Vinyl is an easy to use corded shade that provides light blocking and shadow-proof privacy. The Redi Shade not only provides instant maximum privacy with style but installs in two easy steps; peel and stick. The vinyl shade is easy to trim to fit your window or may be overlapped to cover larger windows. The vinyl shade is durable and washable.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: inexpensive, gets the job done\n\nReview: I was a little disappointed that this shade does not actually \"darken\" my room, but since I already have another window covering (standard mini-blinds) they do a sufficient job at further reducing the light that makes it into my room at night.\n\nI didn't find the shade quite as easy to cut as some other reviewers indicated. (I used a standard, serrated kitchen knife.) Because of this, the edges of my shade are a little messy looking. Again, this isn't a problem for my installation since the shade is simply hanging behind my blinds anyway. If I intended this shade to remain up long term as my principal window covering, however, I wouldn't be too thrilled by how cheap it all looks.\n\nSo, my bottom line is that this is a good deal for the money as long as you know what you're getting.\n\nEDIT ON 8/11/08:\n\nI just wanted to add that only a couple of months after putting this shade up, the \"stickies\" that are used to hold it up failed -- this despite me normally not even moving the shade up and down each day, so the only force put on this shade most days was the weight of the shade itself. Very disappointing. I tried to find something to put and keep the shade back up and ended up just using a couple of nails so this thing would for sure stay put. I therefore would downgrade this to 3 stars.","Product: 100-Percent Made in Germany: Koziol has been creating fun award winning designs for the home since 1927 from their factory in Erbach Germany. 100-Percent Environmentally Aware: Less energy is needed to make Koziol products than items made of porcelain, ceramic or glass which results in generating the lowest CO2 emissions. The company's directive is to make desirable designs responsibly, which means they only use thermoplastics that are 100-Percent recyclable with non-toxic pigments and any waste created during manufacturing is always recycled. Koziol's award winning designs bring fun in to the home where people least expect it and at a very affordable price, so spread the word and make your house a Koziol home.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice shape, silly spoon, wish the lid locked in place\n\nReview: I honestly have mixed feelings about this set but I am liking it the more I use it, so I am going to give it the benefit of the doubt and give it four stars. What do I like:\n\n1. Integrated scoop/spoon. Very nice to have a cut out on the lid for the spoon, especially since I'm used to storing my coffee in a container without this feature and the scoop I use frequently falls off the top of that container as I reach for the coffee.\n\n2. Nice shape. I am used to using a round, Rubbermaid container to store my coffee. I like that this is more of a slim rectangular shape since it effectively uses less space in the cupboard.\n\n3. Lightweight. The plastic is light, not adding much weight on its own.\n\nWhat I am conflicted about: The scoop/spoon. It's sort of an odd, smiley face, almost ghost-like figure. It's sort of cute, but also seems sort of childish. Good thing I am sometimes a fan of childish things (like cartoons), so this doesn't bother me too much. Still, it definitely adds a playfulness to the design that some might find off-putting, particularly those who like to store their coffee on their counters next to their coffeemakers.\n\nWhat I am worried about but so far have not had an issue with: The lid just sort of rests in place. It doesn't snap in place to create any sort of seal. The container I have been using for a long time has a lid that locks in place, so on the rare occasion that I accidentally dropped that container it didn't cause the coffee to go spilling all over the floor. I fear that that could very easily happen with this container if I'm not especially careful while handling it since, as I wrote about, it's very lightweight and the lid seems like it would easily come off if the container fell off the counter and landed on its side.","Product: 100-Percent Made in Germany: Koziol has been creating fun award winning designs for the home since 1927 from their factory in Erbach Germany. 100-Percent Environmentally Aware: Less energy is needed to make Koziol products than items made of porcelain, ceramic or glass which results in generating the lowest CO2 emissions. The company's directive is to make desirable designs responsibly, which means they only use thermoplastics that are 100-Percent recyclable with non-toxic pigments and any waste created during manufacturing is always recycled. Koziol's award winning designs bring fun in to the home where people least expect it and at a very affordable price, so spread the word and make your house a Koziol home.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice shape, silly spoon, wish the lid locked in place\n\nReview: I honestly have mixed feelings about this set but I am liking it the more I use it, so I am going to give it the benefit of the doubt and give it four stars. What do I like:\n\n1. Integrated scoop/spoon. Very nice to have a cut out on the lid for the spoon, especially since I'm used to storing my coffee in a container without this feature and the scoop I use frequently falls off the top of that container as I reach for the coffee.\n\n2. Nice shape. I am used to using a round, Rubbermaid container to store my coffee. I like that this is more of a slim rectangular shape since it effectively uses less space in the cupboard.\n\n3. Lightweight. The plastic is light, not adding much weight on its own.\n\nWhat I am conflicted about: The scoop/spoon. It's sort of an odd, smiley face, almost ghost-like figure. It's sort of cute, but also seems sort of childish. Good thing I am sometimes a fan of childish things (like cartoons), so this doesn't bother me too much. Still, it definitely adds a playfulness to the design that some might find off-putting, particularly those who like to store their coffee on their counters next to their coffeemakers.\n\nWhat I am worried about but so far have not had an issue with: The lid just sort of rests in place. It doesn't snap in place to create any sort of seal. The container I have been using for a long time has a lid that locks in place, so on the rare occasion that I accidentally dropped that container it didn't cause the coffee to go spilling all over the floor. I fear that that could very easily happen with this container if I'm not especially careful while handling it since, as I wrote about, it's very lightweight and the lid seems like it would easily come off if the container fell off the counter and landed on its side.","Product: Automatic and programmable coffee quantity (Espresso and Lungo), includes the sample of the Grand Crus.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very easy to use and makes great espresso\n\nReview: I've owned a few espresso machines over the years: Many years ago, I owned one of those stovetop metal machines. It's been so long since I've had one of those that I'm not even going to comment on the quality of espresso it made. Subsequently I purchased a few different pump machines made by Krups. They both made decent espresso, but nothing compared to what I could get at a decent cafe.\n\nI moved several months ago and discovered that my espresso machine didn't survive the move. After fruitlessly trying to figure out how to get it running again, I decided I'd just buy a new machine. What to buy? I looked at Krups again, but thought it might be nice to get something that would hopefully make even better espresso. I looked at Breville and a few other brands, but my frugal side kept pulling me back to inexpensive machines by Krups and a few others. Meanwhile I was seeking out opinions from others, both in person and online, and finally decided to give the Nespresso brand a try. I was initially extremely put off by the notion of buying into a system where I'd have to buy my coffee from the manufacturer, but I did have to admit that the ease of use seemed great and I wasn't particularly enamored by all that was entailed in using a manual machine.\n\nI've now had my CitiZ for nearly three months and have to say that, along with my Nespresso Aerocino, it is one of the best consumer electronics purchases I've ever made. I like strong espresso, so my preferred pods are the more intense ones: Ristretto, Arpeggio, Roma, Decaf Intenso, and the limited edition Kazaar. I've had espresso at a few cafes since buying my CitiZ and I honestly have found all of them inferior to what I get from my CitiZ. The CitiZ is so easy to use that you could probably make your first cup of coffee while half asleep.\n\nI just descaled my machine for the first time yesterday, and that was quite a breeze to do as well. (Look for a helpful YouTube video on descaling the CitiZ versus trying to figure out Nespresso's illustrated instructions.)\n\nIn closing, yes this machine cost me more than I initially wanted to spend. Yes, the capsules cost WAY more than buying coffee beans, grinding them yourself, and then using them in a machine where you have to measure, tamp, etc. But what you get in exchange for the premium cost is consistently great espresso. I'm frequently a budget minded person, but this is one indulgence I'm happy to have developed. I haven't enjoyed drinking coffee this much in years. And, no, I'm not a Nespresso employee -- I just sound like one. :)","Product: Essenza Auto C101 US Black Nespresso; 6-1/2 by 11-1/2 by 10-inch water tank: 30.4-ounces.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Essenza is good, but not as good as CitiZ; Aeroccino redesign is better\n\nReview: I purchased a CitiZ and the latest model of the Aeroccino for my home and loved them both so much that I purchased this more affordable bundle for my office.\n\nThe quality of the coffee and steamed milk/froth is the same, so I have no complaints as to quality in that regard. There are a couple of issues I'd like to highlight to distinguish these machines from the CitiZ and newer Aeroccino:\n\nCitiZ versus Essenza:\n\nEssenza machine has VERY short distance between spout and drip tray. Even with tray removed, there isn't a great distance between the spout and the table the Essenza is sitting on. This means that you either need to use proper espresso glasses or another cup/mug that's relatively short. The CitiZ, in contrast, can handle (just barely) a standard sized mug under the spout with the flap down, and an even larger mug with the flap up.\n\nIt's much easier to add water to the CitiZ's reservoir: Just remove the reservoir cover and add water! With the Essenza, you have to pull the water tank out/off of the machine to fill it -- not a big deal, but I'm afraid that at some point I might drop and damage the tank.\n\nThe Essenza takes a little longer to heat up in order to make your first shot, but the time difference isn't large.\n\nCitiZ just looks nicer.\n\nNow, onto the two Aeroccinos:\n\nThere are two main differences. The old model doesn't have a power button; just a button to press once you want it to start working. To actually turn it off, so to speak, you have to unplug it. (I may not have normally even mentioned this but according to some reviews I've read online, it seems like leaving this plugged in might not only be a fire hazard but also might lead to the product's premature malfunction.)\n\nThe other main difference is that the newer Aeroccino has a place in its base to store the wisk not currently being used; on the older model, there is a place under the lid to store it, but that means that if you leave the wisk there while using the machine that you'll end up having to wash it, too, after using the machine.\n\nAs with the CitiZ versus the Essenza, the newer model of the Aeroccino simply looks better, though in terms of form some people might prefer the older model since it has a handle while the newer model does not.\n\nI received both of these as a bundle from Amazon's Warehouse Deals, and while the item description indicated that the unit may have slight cosmetic issues (indicating it might have been a customer return), the only \"defect\" I could notice was that the cardboard box was ever so slightly dented in one corner. Everything else was as new.","Product: Impress im-708 8-Inch 3-speed high velocity fan black.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: surprisingly powerful for its size\n\nReview: I bought this to lug to the gym so I can have air circulation while I'm on the rowing machine. Though it takes up more room in my backpack than I anticipated, it is very light. It also moves a lot more air than I anticipated. I've tried some very small fans before that left me feeling very disappointed (and hot!), but this one exceeded my expectations.\n\nI've had no problem with it moving around on the floor, though I'm not using it on wood but rather some sort of rubberized tile. I'm surprised that it would move around on a wood floor, though, since my unit doesn't seem to vibrate much when it's on. Maybe some are just built better than others?\n\nUpdate on 9/2/13: My fan still works and hasn't developed any of the problems some of the other reviewers complain about.","Product: The Anchor Coffee Pod Drawer is the new generation of coffee pod storage! Choose from three models: K-Cups (holds 36, and available in black or white), Vue Packs (holds 20) or Nespresso Capsules (holds 50). NOTE: The K-Cup model is compatible with Verismo pods, CBTL pods, Dolce Gusto pods (42), and Rivo Pods (72) The Vue model is also compatible with Tassimo T-Discs (48) Forget the cheap wire mesh holders with sticky drawers and flimsy construction that eventually sag. This holder is built to last with attention to detail and superior materials. Strong durable construction means you can safely place your coffee machine directly on top of the drawer without worrying that it will eventually sag or that the heat will compromise the coffee pods underneath. Choose from three models: K-Cups (holds 36, available in Black, White, Red, Silver, and wood veneer), Vue Packs (holds 20) or Nespresso Capsules (holds 50, available in Black, Red and Silver). clean and modern design perfect for home or office chrome handles Five rows to help organize your favorite flavors K-cup model: 13.5W x 3.2H x 13.2D Nespresso model: 9.2W x 2.2H x 15.2D Vue model: 13.39W x 3.19H x 13.62D Why buy the Anchor over cheaper products? Simple, because you get what you pay for. The Anchor looks great (much better than wire mesh!) and is made with quality materials so the drawers will remain smooth even with the weight of a coffee machine over it. The superior structure means the capsules will not be compromised over time by the constant heat from the machine, unlike all other models in the market. fresh coffee is the whole point, right?\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Could be better designed; quite expensive for what it really is\n\nReview: I purchased this storage drawer for Nespresso capsules. If you want a realistic description of what this item is, it's an inexpensive plastic tray housed inside an inexpensive plastic shell. The tray (calling it a drawer is misleading since it doesn't glide on any rollers or tracks) can be pulled out when my CitiZ is sitting on top of the unit, but it definitely takes a bit of effort and isn't a smooth gliding motion like a cupboard or dresser drawer. Perhaps that could not be expected at this price point, however, it should be noted lest someone think \"drawer\" means this is going to function just like a real drawer.\n\nAnother issue I have with this unit is that the individual rows that hold the capsules don't really seem to be designed specifically for Nespresso capsules even though that's what this product description and the box it shipped in says. The rows are a little too wide, allowing capsules to wiggle back and forth a little when the tray is pulled or pushed. Why does that matter? Well, one cannot reach the capsules in the back of each row without pulling the tray all the way out. Because of this, I don't entirely fill each row but instead leave a bit of empty space so that I don't have to pull the tray entirely out to be sure I've used all of the capsules. The problem is that when one pulls the tray or picks up a capsule from the row, the lack of a tight fit causes the capsules to move. and I find that even though I purposefully don't put capsules all the way back that the capsules end up getting pushed far back during ordinary usage of this storage tray. A far better design would have been to have had a very mild, spring loaded pressure pad at the end of each row that could keep capsules from being pushed back AND that would force capsules to the front of the tray as capsules were removed. Is that expecting too much for an item that costs so little? I'm not sure, but I don't think so.\n\nIn the end, this really is just a pretty piece of plastic and not something that seems to have had much thought put into its functionality. It's nice to have somewhere to store my capsules near my CitiZ, but I wish this tray offered more than a simple black plastic enclosure.","Product: Whynter is going GREEN! With this new CFC free, lead free and high energy efficiency portable air conditioner, you can stay cool while keeping with better environmental standards and reducing energy consumption. This Whynter GREEN ARC-12SDH portable air conditioner features the CFC free GREEN R-410A refrigerant and lead free RoHS compliant components\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A/C is adequate, but don't buy this for use as a fan; window mount needs improvements\n\nReview: I'll start my review by stating that I've never owned another air conditioning unit, whether a \"portable\" one like this model or something else. I did a fair amount of research before buying this unit, though, and decided on this model because of the dual hoses and because the BTU rating seemed appropriate for my living area.\n\nHere are the pluses of this unit as I see it: Easy to follow installation instructions until it gets to the window plate. (More on that under the cons.) Okay looking for what it is. Has remote control. Puts out cold air when set to a/c, as promised. Not too loud. (I'm not sure whether other people who've commented on the loudness just got defective units or have different expectations.)\n\nHere are the cons/minuses:\n\n1. Window plate. Who designed this thing? I anticipated, based on the manufacturer's description, that I would simply be able to slide out a panel or two and lock the panel in place somehow since my window is in the size range this is supposed to fit. Well, when I used the small plate in conjunction with the one that the hoses go into, it was too small to cover the entire vertical space. When I used the long one, it was too big to put into the window. I had to cut the larger one down to size, and given that I don't have a saw (don't have much use for tools, generally speaking) it was quite a task to cut through the thing with a pair of scissors! The other issue I don't quite understand with the wall plates is why aren't designed to simply be more accommodating to different lengths. I'm not sure how to describe what I was expecting, but I used to have a dual window fan with slide-out accordian panels and I expected something a little more easy like that.\n\n2. Fan mode. One of the reasons I bought this model was the dual hoses, and I thought this would not only be useful when the unit was in a/c mode (exhausting hot air outside while drawing in new air to be cooled so as not to create a negative air pressure issue) but also in fan mode. Well, the unit does not draw air in from outside while in fan mode; it simply circulates the air that's already in the room. This makes sense when the unit is set in \"auto\" mode because you certainly wouldn't want it to draw in hot air from outside in between the a/c compressor's cycles. But when the outside temperature is actually cooler than it is inside, not being able to simply use this unit as a fan to draw in cool air is a MAJOR design flaw. Had I known this about this unit, I surely would not have purchased it. My need for this unit was actually more that I have difficulty getting an exchange of air from outside my condo with what's inside due to the builder's poor decision to install only one operating window. I figured that instead of simply getting a dual window fan like I had before that was really only effective in the area immediately adjacent to the fan due to a lack of power that I would get something like this that would surely be more effective at drawing in outside air while exhausting existing inside air. I figured that I'd really only need the a/c a few times per year when it's extremely hot outside where I live. When the evening air is 60 degrees but the inside of my condo is in the upper 70s, I can cool it down just as fast with a fan in the window as I can using this unit in a/c mode, using only about 20% of the energy. So I guess I'll be happy when it is actually hot outside and I have something that will actually provide cool air, but that only happens where I live on rare occasions.\n\nMy other major beef about this unit is the designer's decision to have the a/c unit deliberately miscalibrated by 5 degrees. Want your room cooled down to 73 degrees? You must set the a/c to cool down to 68 degrees. If you set it to 73 degrees and it's currently under 78 degrees inside, the a/c unit won't even turn on. I understand the manufacturer's logic that this will save energy, but that's only true if the unit is being used by someone stupid. It's the equivalent of deliberately setting one's clock to the wrong time in order to trick one into getting up on time. I don't know about you, but if I know the clock is set 10 minutes fast then I'll simply compensate for that in my mind; I don't be fooled into thinking that 6:00 am is really 6:10 am.\n\nIn a way, I feel like my star rating is overly generous since I actually do regret this purchase. To give it less than 3 stars when it basically does what it's supposed to do, though, doesn't seem fair. It's just the case that the product doesn't suit my needs very well and I probably would have been just as well served buying a new dual window fan for 10% of the cost of this unit.","Product: The FusionBlade Digital Blender from BLACK+DECKER is a game changer for any kitchen. Craft iced drinks and blended creations in no time with the unique blade shape and jar design that combine to deliver maximum blending power. A pulse button joins 4 speed options to give you full control over the 700 watts of power, easily crushing ice and blending fruits. Plus, a pre-programmed smoothie setting will whip up a tasty blended treat in just 30 seconds. This set includes a 20oz personal blending jar that works great for customized drinks on the go. Endless possibilities await with this attractive, chrome-accented blender that can transform the way you cook and eat.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Superior to my old Osterizer in most respects\n\nReview: This blender is replacing an Osterizer 12 speed model I've been using for well over a decade.\n\nBoth blenders do a good job. The Oster has more speeds available, but quite honestly I seldom used most of them. I typically either want to blend something at a low speed or a high speed, and sometimes use the pulse feature. Both blenders are able to do that.\n\nA plus with this blender is that it ships with a smaller container suitable for making an individual sized smoothie to go. I had to separately purchase that attachment for my Oster.\n\nAnother plus with this blender is the design of how the blending container fits onto the base. The Oster was a little more finicky in terms of placement of the container, and I think that's how I burned out a fuse early on in its life. It also was easy to inadvertently twist the container on the base and loosen the bottom, causing leaks. The Black and Decker has a much more substantial design in terms of how the bottom piece containing the blade screws onto the container, and then putting it on the base in the correct position is more straightforward. Perhaps I'm not describing this well, but the bottom line is that the industrial design of this blender is superior.\n\nThe only thing I like less about the Black and Decker is its lid. I suppose for some this lid's design might be preferable, but I find it unnecessarily snug.","Product: The Rabbit Flexing Whiskey Ice Cube Tray creates the perfect cubes to chill whiskey without diluting it. This sleek ice mold stores flat in the freezer; simply flex the BPA mold to pop ice cubes into a drink glass. The mold's larger ice cubes melt more slowly, keeping drinks cooler longer. Features a convenient vertical fill for ease of use. The mold is completely sealed, locking out odors that could taint the flavor of the whiskey. The tray produces two cubes per use.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: So far, so good; only time will tell if sealed design prevents odor absorption\n\nReview: A little background first: I used a couple of silicone ice cube trays made by Tovolo for several years without problem, but then noticed that the ice in my drinks started smelling bad. Turns out that a lot of people had this problem with those ice cube trays, but some people reported having the problem almost as soon as they started using the trays. My trays didn't pick up an odor for several years, but once they started smelling bad there was nothing I could do to rescue them. (I tried the various remedies suggested by people online including soaking in bleach, ammonia, and coffee grounds; the only thing I didn't try was soaking them in kitty litter!)\n\nSo I suppose the purpose of this tray's design is to prevent the tray from absorbing odors from one's freezer since it has a cap that seals it when it's in the freezer. Only time will tell whether this system actually does prevent the tray from absorbing freezer odor, but I'm actually thinking that eventually the tray will smell bad simply because the body of it will absorb odor from the outside that will transfer in.\n\nAs to the functionality of the tray, it's easy to use. The fill line could perhaps be more obvious, but if you overfill you can always pour some water out before putting the cap on. Removing the cubes once frozen was as easy as twisting the tray a few times and then dumping the cubes out. One tray produces enough ice to fill one large glass -- definitely not as much ice as one would get from a traditional tray with a similar footprint. That's basically because the cubes themselves are fairly slender (as depicted in the product's photo here). After filling the tray, putting the cap on, and resting it on its side in the freezer, the water is really only filling about 1/4 of the tray since there's air space to allow for expansion of the water when it freezes as well as quite a lot of air space to facilitate removing the ice cubes.\n\nOne last note: My first shipment arrived without the end cap even though the package did not appear to be tampered with, making the product unusable. If you're like me and sometimes get things and don't use them right away, you should probably at least look at your product right away to make sure that both the tray and the end cap were provided.\n\nUPDATE: I got two of these trays. (The first one I received was missing the cap, so I was sent a second tray with cap. I used the cap for both trays, alternating them.) They both picked up a bad odor relatively quickly. I think I'm done with soft ice cube trays like this; the old ones made of harder plastic or -- better yet, metal -- don't pick up an off odor during use.","Product: A classic design reinvented, simplicity and style combined are the hallmarks of the DHP modern canopy metal bed. Its sleek square lines finished in a rich, gun metal gray has a timeless look perfect for any setting. Featuring 22 metal slats to provide support and comfort, this bed does not require a box spring or additional foundation. Pair the canopy bed with curtains for a romantic, personal touch. Whatever your style, the DHP modern canopy metal bed is magical in every way.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Difficult assembly; looks cheaper than I anticipated\n\nReview: I will update this later depending on how the manufacturer handles my issues.\n\n1. The box was a bit damaged looking, but the contents do not appear to have been damaged in transit. One piece has an area where the gray paint was poorly applied, revealing an orange colored undercoat. I have asked for this to be replaced along with other parts that seem more problematic.\n\n2. I got to step 2 and was halted because there was no way to attach the bracket U to post K. Thinking that maybe I messed up in step 1 and that the lack of alignment was due to my error, I tried linking up U and K without U being attached to the parts assembled in the first step. It's clear that the holes do not line up. I'm thinking the problem is with the posts K and not the bracket U, but regardless of the reason for the misalignment there is no way for me to proceed beyond this step.\n\nWhat this means is that I have a mattress scheduled for delivery on Tuesday and now I do not have a bed frame to support that mattress. Given that the manufacturer is only open Monday through Friday, I had to leave a message (this being Saturday) and the earliest I will get a response is Monday. Unless they overnight parts (and I highly doubt they will), I will likely not have a bed frame for my new mattress for a week since the manufacturer is on the East Coast and I am on the West Coast. (The last time I ordered furniture online that needed to be assembled, I had to wait over one week to receive replacement parts by UPS ground.)\n\nIf this box hadn't been so heavy (close to 100 pounds) I would simply return it to Amazon. I may still end up doing that, though, depending on how quickly the manufacturer responds to my issue.\n\nFor the record, I don't think this product looks nearly as nice as I anticipated. I expected just some coated steel but it's actually painted with a thick coat of paint that was not very well applied. Only one piece is so bad that it warrants replacement, but really the entire thing has minor defects in the paint application. Even if the manufacturer makes good on the bad parts and ships them to me quickly, at most this product deserves 3 stars.\n\nUpdate to follow.\n\nEDIT on 6/1/2015: It came to me in a half-awake state. Could I simply have a part turned around backwards? Upon waking, I checked and, in fact, I was trying to put two pieces together incorrectly. Now that I have finished assembling my bed, here's my updated feedback.\n\nIt IS possible to assemble this by yourself. Only a couple of steps are a little awkward due to needing to hold onto a part in suspension while inserting a bolt. It is, however, a fair amount of work. I had no idea when I ordered this bed how many parts it was going to ship in. Just counting the main posts, there are are close to twenty. Then there are a dozen brackets. The bed's platform consists of individual slats that must be inserted and then secured in place with little plastic tabs, about 20 slats and 40 plastic tabs. Then there are hooks that connect the slats; I didn't count them but there are probably 30 or so of those. All told I think I spent about 3 to 4 hours putting this together myself. For the money, I wish I had just purchased a bed locally that would either come assembled or that would require minimal assembly. I knew this bed was going to require some effort to put together, but there are definitely pieces that could have been manufactured in a way that wouldn't have required so much effort for the consumer to put the bed together. I'm already thinking about what a nightmare this thing will be to take apart should I move in the future.\n\nAs to the bed itself, as I previously stated I would give this 3 stars at most. Now that it's assembled, I actually think it's more worthy of two stars. I'm not a fan of cheap looking and feeling furniture, and this piece has both of those traits. Had I seen this in a showroom, there is no way I would have purchased it. I wasn't expecting something grand for the current price on Amazon, but I was expecting something a little more solid feeling (not something that's held together in a hundred places by little bolts or plastic tabs). I also expected a more rustic look -- simple coated metal, not metal that's had a coat of gray paint unevenly applied to it.\n\nI wasn't anticipating surrounding my bed with curtains, but given the way this thing looks I think I'm going to go that route so I can disguise the cheap look of this bed.\n\nFor the record, I received neither a return email nor return call from the manufacturer today, and it's near the end of their business day. For that I would give DHP low marks for customer service, especially since I had to abandon another call I placed to them today after waiting in a queue for a while with no indication of how long the wait time would be.\n\nUPDATE #2: I just received a response from the manufacturer via email on 6/4/15, or more than three business days after my initial contact, even though I had already sent a second message to disregard my request for assistance since I realized the assembly error was mine. In their email, they basically asked for more information and for me to send photos to them. I'm adding this update to the review just to give prospective buyers an idea of the level of assembly assistance they might receive from DHP -- too little, too late.","Product: Vac, dust and reach- versatility to clean where your upright vacuum can't. 360 Degree Reach Pro speeds through messes from floor to ceiling with 4 multipurpose tools that easily switch this vacuum from a stick to a handheld and back again. Use the 6\" wide powered tool to easily convert the 360 to a hand vacuum. It's powerful brush roll is perfect for stairs and upholstery inside as well as a handy car vacuum. Snap back on the extension wand to convert to a stick vacuum and reach up to 12 feet high and low. Use the crevice tool to tackle the toughest cleaning spots and hard to reach cracks. For ceiling fan blades, use the Vac+Dust Ceiling Fan Tool that comes complete with a Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. For floorwork, attach the Vac+Dust Hard Floor Tool with Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. It's the combination of a powerful vacuum and the Swipes Microfiber pad that allows you to pick up the dust and debris rather than just pushing it around on the floor. When done simply flip a switch to empty the dirt cup on the bottom and put everything back in the storage bag. The 360 Degree Reach is everything you need for in between cleaning with your upright vacuum and comes with a 3 year warranty.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy to use and does a good job\n\nReview: I was more impressed with this item than I anticipated. It's easy to put together. It's easy to take apart to clean. It provides a good amount of suction. It comes with a nice bag in which you can put the vacuum as well as the various attachments for storage. Speaking of attachments, this comes with a good assortment to handle a variety of tasks including cleaning hardwood floors, ceiling fans, crevices, and upholstery. The telescoping wand was long enough that I could easily reach my ceilings and the backs of the walls next to my dryer and there's a little piece that can also be attached that bends at a right angle to help reach even harder to reach places.","Product: This Sabatier Stainless Steel Electronic Kitchen Scale can measure in grams, pounds, fluid ounces, and milliliters, with a maximum capacity of 22 pounds or 10 Kilograms. A stainless steel platform features a no-finger-print proof coating and measures approximately 7.85-inch square. A large LCD screen with blue backlight for easy reading. Additional options include a kitchen timer, temperature (F/C), auto zero, auto off in 30 seconds without operation, and manual on/off. Operates on (2) CR2032 lithium batteries, included. To clean, wipe the scale's surface with a slightly damp cloth.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Accurate scale with display problems\n\nReview: As a digital food scale, I quite like this item. It displays weight to two decimal places; it's easy to tare the scale after putting a container on it; it automatically turns itself off after 30 seconds when not used; and it looks nice. Based on my comparisons with the grocery store scale (weighing things on this scale that I had to weigh at the store), this scale is accurate.\n\nWhy only three stars? Well, when there is a defect in a new item out of the box it's difficult to rate it higher than just okay. In addition to weight this scale displays room temperature and time; the area of the display for room temperature on mine has some \"dead\" areas so that the temperature in my kitchen reads \"6 F\" instead of the 60-whatever it happens to be at the time. And, in my experience, if a digital display has a problem like this when new it will likely develop other problems in short order. I will amend my review if I encounter additional problems with the display.","Product: Westcott's Full Size Retractable Ceramic Utility Cutter is not only capable of cutting the largest of boxes the blade retracts for easy storage! Allowing you to open boxes with ease. Perfect for home or office. Also, featuring safe and easy blade change.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sharp, but I wish the blade was able to be held in place while cutting\n\nReview: When I opened the package, my first reaction was \"Is this a joke?\" I looked at this little tool with what looked like a little plastic nub at the end and thought that there was no way this thing was up to the task of cutting up the many cardboard boxes I get from Amazon. How wrong I was. The little \"nub\" on this thing is sharp and is actually ceramic, not plastic!\n\nI am deducting one star from my rating, however, because I don't have the same understanding of the word \"retractable\" that the manufacturer appears to have. To me, that means that the blade can be held in place either outside the handle when in use or inside the handle for storage. With this product, however, one has to hold a button in the forward position in order for the blade to be outside of the device so it can cut. The end result is that this product is less good for large jobs since it gets a little tiring to have to continue to press the button forward to keep the blade engaged.","Product: Accommodating in every way, this attractive canister keeps a whole pound of ground coffee aroma-fresh. The scoop is integrated in the lid - so it's always there when you need it.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice shape, silly spoon, wish the lid locked in place\n\nReview: I honestly have mixed feelings about this set but I am liking it the more I use it, so I am going to give it the benefit of the doubt and give it four stars. What do I like:\n\n1. Integrated scoop/spoon. Very nice to have a cut out on the lid for the spoon, especially since I'm used to storing my coffee in a container without this feature and the scoop I use frequently falls off the top of that container as I reach for the coffee.\n\n2. Nice shape. I am used to using a round, Rubbermaid container to store my coffee. I like that this is more of a slim rectangular shape since it effectively uses less space in the cupboard.\n\n3. Lightweight. The plastic is light, not adding much weight on its own.\n\nWhat I am conflicted about: The scoop/spoon. It's sort of an odd, smiley face, almost ghost-like figure. It's sort of cute, but also seems sort of childish. Good thing I am sometimes a fan of childish things (like cartoons), so this doesn't bother me too much. Still, it definitely adds a playfulness to the design that some might find off-putting, particularly those who like to store their coffee on their counters next to their coffeemakers.\n\nWhat I am worried about but so far have not had an issue with: The lid just sort of rests in place. It doesn't snap in place to create any sort of seal. The container I have been using for a long time has a lid that locks in place, so on the rare occasion that I accidentally dropped that container it didn't cause the coffee to go spilling all over the floor. I fear that that could very easily happen with this container if I'm not especially careful while handling it since, as I wrote about, it's very lightweight and the lid seems like it would easily come off if the container fell off the counter and landed on its side.","Product: Fashionista. A Coco Puff Chair is a sophisticated mix of texture and color. Like a good wool coat, this piece will stand out while perfectly complimenting your fashion forward style. This Coco Coral piece is 66% polyester 34% acrylic finished in rich terra cotta red-orange. Overall item dimensions: 40-inches wide by 37-inches deep by 40-inches high. The high-style design and high-end materials in the chairs are what set Howard Elliott apart from the competition. Howard Elliotts innovative product line is carefully designed and packaged to ensure low damage rates for their high quality and custom items. Howard Elliott has been redefining the home furnishing and hospitality industry with innovative designs of decorative mirrors, accessories, and occasional furniture since 2001. Lifestyles change the way we live and Howard Elliotts mission is to create exceptional products which truly finish a room. Howard Elliott distinguishes itself from competitors with the effortless adaptability of their product line. Versatility, style and customization are just a few of the features built into every item produced. Howard Elliott is constantly refreshing their look with new finishes, fabrics and designs to stay ahead of the game. With everything they offer, Howard Elliott is sure to be a valuable accessory and occasional furniture resource. Cleaning Instructions: Dry Clean Only.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Easy to assemble, looks good in a casual way\n\nReview: As others have written, this piece is fairly easy to put together. My only confusion is that the cushion has two instruction sheets inside included in its protective plastic bag, one of them for this frame and one for another frame. I happened to look at the wrong instruction sheet first and was confused as to why the hardware it discussed was different than what I had. Then I noticed that the drawing of the frame was different as well, so I looked at the other sheet and realized that instead of four pages of assembly instructions there were actually two 2-page instruction sheets. Looking at the correct instruction sheet, all went smoothly. Unlike a few other reviewers, I had no problem assembling the frame or attaching the cushion by myself, but I'm a fairly athletic man. (The frame truly is easy to put together and the pieces are light, but I can see that maybe some would find attaching the cushion to require a bit of effort.)\n\nThe chair looks decent put together. I'm not sure I would rave about it to the extent that some others have. Despite the frame being packed well, the wood itself looks like it wasn't in 100% perfect condition before it was stained. And the cushion itself, once attached to the frame, has a bit more of a casual look than I prefer. I cannot imagine leaving this in a living room, for example, unless one's other furniture is similarly casual. Its appearance is much more suitable for a rec room.\n\nI haven't spent a lot of time sitting in the chair, but so far I find it comfortable. Given that the frame is quite light, I can see that some might find getting in and out of the chair a bit treacherous. In other words, this is probably not a good chair for senior citizens or people with mobility issues. I have no issues with it, but I can feel the frame being a bit wobbly as I rise out of the chair.","Product: The Pearce Plush mattress features Serta's Cool Action Gel Memory Foam, the world's first premium memory foam infused with the support and cooling touch of Serta's MicroSupport gel now available for the first time in Perfect Sleeper. It is designed with a unique set of features to help solve 5 common sleep problems: 1. Helps reduce tossing and turning with Cool Action Gel Memory Foam 2. Encourages proper back support and alignment with the Custom Support Individual Advantage 886 Innerspring 3. Promotes a balanced sleep temperature with Cool Balance Elite Technology 4. Minimizes impact from partner movement with our TrueSense 4.0 design with 4-way motion isolation 5. Resists sagging and edge roll-off with Serta's ComfortLast Construction plus Total Edge Foam Encasement This mattress also features a layer of Serta PillowSoft Foam for enhanced cushioning and is compatible with Serta's adjustable foundations, including the Pivot Head-Up and Motion Essentials II models. Serta's plush mattresses have classic tailoring with more \"give\", or softness, at the sleep surface when compared to a firm mattress. These mattresses are perfect for those who like a softer feel at the sleep surface, but don't want the additional upholstery layer used in a pillow top mattress.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good option for mid-range level mattress, but I wish it had a tad more support\n\nReview: This is a comfortable mattress with a good amount of support but also a bit of a soft surface so it doesn't feel too firm. This mattress is in the middle of the range of Serta's products, I believe, so there are definitely more comfortable mattresses available if one wants to spend more. I went mattress shopping with a friend shortly after I received this mattress and was able to try out mattresses retailing -- at \"sale\" prices -- everywhere from half the cost of this one to those that cost five times as much. The much more expensive mattress did, in fact, feel spectacular but I don't know anyone whose budget would allow that level of indulgence. (I know there are people who can afford that, but I don't personally know any of them.) My friend initially thought about getting this mattress, but ended up splurging and buying one that cost nearly twice as much. I'm not sure that I would have made the same decision since I'm fairly frugal, but I might have been willing to go a bit above this mattress' price since I find this mattress to be generally comfortable but lacking in that \"wow\" factor that one experiences when one lies down on a very comfortable mattress. I just wish it had a tad more support. I am giving this mattress four stars, however, because I think it is a good option at its price point.","Product: Sound and silence in perfect harmony! InMotion earphones with Etymotic Research technology deliver a perfect combination of near-perfect sound reproduction and dead-quiet noise isolation. While musicians, audiophiles and acoustic engineers have utilized this (ER) technology since the mid 80s, it is now available to enthusiasts anywhere with the introduction of the new inMotion earphones. Engineered to provide a genuinely accurate music stream, these micro earphones assure smooth treble, clear and natural piano, crisp percussion and rich orchestral music. The earphones are shaped to comfort-fit like earplugs, capturing awesome bass within the ear. Importantly, this earplug design blocks out external sound, allowing lower level listening volume and preventing hearing damage and overload distortion from otherwise excessive noise. Perfect silence for beautiful music. Just listen\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: good sound quality at discounted price; has some ergonomic issues\n\nReview: I replaced my Etymotic 6is with these because the Etys developed a short in the cord. My immediate impression was that these do have superior sound quality to the Ety 6is. I've never heard the Ety 4s, so perhaps these are more comparable to those -- and the Altec Lansing IM616's comparable to the Ety 6is -- a common assertion I keep running across on the 'Net.\n\nThe IM716s have a bit better bass in the HD position (and A LOT more in the Bass position) than the Ety 6is. They also sound a bit more detailed. Quite nice considering I got these for about the same price as the 6is.\n\nAs for eartips, I dislike foamies so I didn't even try those. I don't like the 3-flange tips that come with the IM716s because they have to be pushed farther into the ear that I'm comfortable with in order to provide decent bass response. Fortunately the eartips for the Ety 6is also fit the IM716s, so I was able to put some 2-flange tips on the IM716s -- comfortable fit and good sound!\n\nI don't know whether any of the filters for any of Etymotics' models fit the Altec Lansing 'phones; I suspect not because the barrel that holds the speakers looks larger on the Altec Lansing 'phones than on the Etys.\n\nMy main complaint about the Altec Lansing is the inline module that allows the listener to switch between Bass and HD modes. The module adds considerable weight to the cord. This wouldn't be so bad if the clip on the module was designed well, but it's a shallow metal clip that isn't easily attached to clothing. (In contrast, the clip in the middle of the Ety's cord is a plastic alligator clip that allows you to open it up and \"pinch\" it on any kind of fabric area you want.) Having a clip like this -- particularly in the position it is in -- is not good for exercise clothes. The module and the clip would have been much better with a better clip design and a better location on the cord (much closer to the jack that plugs into the player instead of a foot away from the listener's ears). The end result of this poor design is that when I exercise, the cord is left to flop around. Given the microphonics issues involved in many IEMs, having a cord flopping around like this is far from ideal.\n\nOverall I am happy with my purchase. I definitely prefer the sound quality of these to the Ety 6is, though I do like the design of the 6is more.","Product: The Mac Cooling Pad has two built-in fans that are powered directly from your notebook's USB port to provide continuous air flow under your notebook that prevents overheating for maximum performance. You can also adjust the cooling pad's width to the size of any notebook for a secure fit. It fits Macbook 13-Inch, Macbook Air 11-Inch and 13-Inch, and Macbook Pro 13-Inch, 15-Inch, and 17-Inch.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: works well, but a few design flaws\n\nReview: I am actually using this product to provide cooling for my home theater preamp/processor, which malfunctions when it gets too warm (which is on almost every day it's warm outside where I live). Much to my surprise and happiness, the small amount of air circulation provided by this device cools the preamp sufficiently that I now no longer need to aim a large room fan at it to cool it off. The unit is extremely quiet and, if it weren't for the light it emits (more on that below), you might not even know it's on.\n\nMy only negative observations about this product are (a) the on-off switch is extremely small and recessed and (b) there is a fairly bright blue light emanating from the unit whenever it's on.","Product: Built with an ultra-durable all aluminum housing, the Patriot Memory Xporter Xpress is the best worry free solution for busy professionals, digital hobbyists, or students who are looking to have their data with them at all times. Providing fast read and write speeds in an extremely portable form factor, the Patriot Memory Xporter Xpress will not sacrifice performance for extreme portability. Compatible with all the major platforms, the Patriot Memory Xporter Xpress offers plug and play functionality with Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Linux 2.4 and later, Mac OS9, X and later. Back by Patriot Memory's award winning customer service, the Xporter Xpress comes with a 1 year warranty and is available in 4GB, 8GB, 16GB, 32GB and 64GB densities.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: affordable, but beware of Windows formatting limitation on large drives\n\nReview: I bought this to use with a tablet computer that has a USB port but will only accept USB drives formatted in FAT or FAT32. This drive comes formatted in xFAT. My tablet recognized that this drive was plugged into the port, but it couldn't access the data on it.\n\nAfter learning that all versions of Windows after Windows 98 will not permit formatting devices larger than 32GB as FAT or FAT32, I spent a considerable amount of time on line trying to figure out how to work around this limitation. I did find a formatting tool made my HP that allowed me to format this as FAT32, but my tablet still wouldn't recognize it. I was finally able to format it on a machine running the Ubuntu OS, and my tablet finally fully recognized the drive.\n\nI provide the forgoing information in case someone is contemplating buying this drive to work with a device that needs FAT or FAT32 yet only has access to a Windows pc. Note, however, that if you're at all computer literate you can simply download and install Ubuntu online for free, creating a dual boot machine while keeping your Windows installation intact.\n\nAs to other aspects of the drive -- how much can you say about a thumb drive? I like that this has a cap instead of being retractable since I've had issues with some retractable ones not inserting well. As to the write speed of this device, I found I was able to get a rate around 7-8 MB/second during my limited testing.","Product: All times! Protect your Samsung Galaxy Tab Pro 8.4 with this ThanksCase Trifold case. The Trifold case sports a simple and classy design made from good quality owls canvas,and the interior is lined with non-scratch material so you do not need to worry about any damages. There is also a magnetic strip built inside for a secure closure.The cover is uniquely designed to flip back and transform the case into a comfortable viewing stand that offers two different viewing angles, this capability allows the viewer to use the tablet hands-free whatever your position may be without strain whether it is being used for viewing or for a keypad. All features of the tablet are accessible. The compact structure of the case offers convenient mobility so you can just grab your tablet and be ready to go knowing it will be protected at all times! (Colors shown in pictures may slightly differ from actual product due to lighting and color settings), This product is sold only by THANKSCASE.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Cheaply made, unsubstantial, smells bad\n\nReview: I'm disappointed with this case. It's okay but seems priced too high for the quality. It's made of very thin, cheap material. It looks and feels cheap. As a screen cover it serves a purpose, but it's so minimal that I doubt it would offer any significant protection if you were to drop your tablet.\n\nWhen I opened the envelope in which the case arrived, I noticed a horrible smell. Two days after receiving the case, it still smells pretty bad but not nearly as bad as when I first opened it. Hopefully it will totally air out eventually.\n\nI would not purchase this again and would recommend that people get a different case if you actually want something decent to protect your tablet.\n\nI would return it but it isn't worth my time or money to do so.","Product: Keystone's kstfa060uag 6 in. USB desk fan can be plugged into the USB port of your computer or plugged into an ac wall outlet with the USB plug adaptor. Small and lightweight it includes a dc cord with USB plug to run off your computer's battery, making this versatile fan easily portable. Battery low? no worries, just use the included USB plug adaptor to plug into an ac wall outlet. With variable speed settings from low to high and a 15-degree vertical tilt adjustment you can cool off anytime, anywhere.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Just the right amount of power/air flow for cooling while using a computer, but died after about 18 months\n\nReview: What this fan is: Lightweight, relatively quiet, powerful enough to feel a breeze from 6-12 inches away, powered by USB. It can also be plugged into a standard electrical outlet using the included adapter plug. The fan itself can be tilted slightly up and down but not back and forth; I didn't measure the angle of movement, but it's very slight. Though the fan is very light and easy to move from one room to another, if desired, I wish the case had been designed with an indentation large enough to grip it between the thumb and fingers; this really is just a minor quibble, though, and I assume that most people won't even want to move this fan around once it's installed.\n\nWhat this fan isn't: Large, strong air mover that will cool you down from across the room. In other words, this is exactly what the description indicates -- a desk fan. Don't get this hoping to cool an entire office.\n\nI'm rating this fan highly because it does exactly what I'd expect it to do given its description.\n\nI am editing this review on 12/1/2016. The fan stopped working reliably about one month ago. Sometimes the fan would turn on and other times it wouldn't. I have tried different usb ports and, at this point, can never get the fan to work again. This has been connected to the same computer at work since I wrote my review about a year and a half ago, meaning it's only been used during the day five days per week at most, and there were definitely work days where it wasn't used. I have certainly had fans at home that I used daily for much longer periods that kept running, so I find this premature death to be inexcusable. A fan should not have a useful life of fewer than two years, particularly when it's only used fewer than forty hours per week.\n\nGiven the above, I am downgrading my review to 2 stars. Buyer beware.","Product: Audio-Technica ATH-MSR7 SonicPro Over-Ear Headphones - (Black)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A bit on the aggressive side in terms of sound and fit; I prefer Senneheiser's house sound\n\nReview: Maybe someday Amazon will allow for 1/2 stars. Truth be told, I struggled between rating these three and four stars. Because I think they might suit many other listeners better than they suited me, I initially decided to be generous and round up my rating. However, after writing my review, I returned to the rating and changed it to three stars because, in all fairness, I think there are better headphones at the same price point. Here are my impressions now that I've had a chance to listen to these for nearly two weeks. My listening was through two sources, one a portable mp3 player (a Cowon J3) and the other my preamp/processor, an Arcam FMJ-AV888 listening to a variety of sources but mostly the digital out of my Oppo 93 universal disc player. I've listened to both cds and SACDs, mostly pop and r&b but also some jazz.\n\nIt's interesting that some other reviewers have perceived these headphones as bass heavy and others as a bit bass shy. I wouldn't say that either is true. It's actually the midrange, particularly the upper midrange, where these headphones seem to deviate significantly from neutral. There's a forwardness to the sound that's obvious, particularly when compared to a more musical sounding headphone like Sennheiser's HD 580. Yes, I know that it might not be fair to compare an open back design to a closed one, but I'm not one to wear a large headset like this out in public so the fact that these have a closed back doesn't matter to me. (For portable listening I prefer a decent earbud like the Ultimated Ears triple.fi pro 10.) Oddly, the higher quality the source the more obvious the slightly strident sound of the ATH-MSR7GM becomes. Listening to the Cowon through these headphones is quite enjoyable, but once I'm listening to higher resolution digital via the Arcam the stridency becomes a bit irritating. Perhaps the best analogy I can give is that the Sennheiser 'phones have a timbre that's similar to an audiophile remastering of an album (a la Steve Hoffman's work with DCC and Audio Fidelity) while these Audio-Technica 'phones are more like a mainstream remaster that jacks up the presence region in an effort to give a sense of more realism but which, in the end, actually sounds less realistic. Again, the better the source the more this difference can be heard.\n\nSince an open back headphone isn't practical for public use and since some people don't like wearing earbuds, I think that a set like this has a market. And if you generally like a bit for sizzle when listening to music, the presentation of these 'phones may be up your alley. For my tastes, however, their musicality suffers because of the excessive upper midrange energy. If portability/sound leakage isn't important to you, I'd heartily recommend that you check out Sennheiser's 600 instead, at this writing about the same price as this set. (The Sennheiser 580 is no longer being manufactured, but the 600 is very similar in sound to the 580.)\n\nI should also chime in on comfort: I find the Audio-Technica a bit too forceful in terms of the clamping on my head. They are a bit more comfortable now after two weeks' use, but still a bit too firm on my head.","Product: The Dell Active Stylus is designed to work with select Dell tablets, giving you better interaction, more precision and improved productivity.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Couldn't use with any device I own; finding information specific to this Pen is very difficult\n\nReview: I hesitate to write this obligatory review since I couldn't get this pen to work with any of the four devices I tried it with. After struggling a bit with the battery instructions (why have so many manufacturers abandoned all words, exclusively relying on drawings with a lack of detail?), I did get it to pair and connect with two of them but couldn't use then Pen with either of them. I did watch someone use this pen on a YouTube video, but it obviously wouldn't be fair for me to judge its performance based on watching someone else using it.\n\nI am giving it two stars versus one because I assume it will work for some people, but whether it will work with any of your devices is the big question. Unfortunately, neither Amazon nor Dell makes it easy to figure out which devices are compatible with this pen. Part of the problem here is that reviews for both this new \"Dell Active Pen\" that uses Wacom technology are mixed with reviews for the older \"Dell Active Stylus\" that uses different, incompatible technology. Dell adds to the confusion by using nearly identical names for both old and new products. One of Dell's tablet's that's allegedly compatible with the Dell Active Pen is the \"New Venue 8 Pro,\" the only difference in the name being that they added the word \"new\" to the beginning. What's worse is that the newer model is, I believe, numbered 5056 while the old one is 5055, but many websites simply refer to \"Series 5000\" without specifying whether they are referring to the 5056 or 5055. Searching on Dell's website is also an incredibly frustrating affair. Only by accident was I able to find this Pen on their website; when I looked at the list of stylus/pens, this was not among them. I similarly had a hard time finding the \"new\" Venue 8 pro, but once I did that's when I finally saw the Active Pen (versus Stylus).\n\nConfused? I know I am. Given that a lot of tablets and 2-in-1 devices ship with compatible pens, I would suggest simply buying something that's bundled if you really want a device with a stylus/pen that's able to draw and/or take notes on your device. If you already have a device you believe will be compatible with this Pen, I suggest that you do your homework before buying this so that you're sure you get the correct device for your tablet/laptop.","Product: TP-LINK's Archer T8E is equipped with the next-generation Wi-Fi standard - 802.11ac, three times faster than wireless N. Able to reach speeds of 1300Mbps over the crystal clear 5GHz band and 450Mbps over the 2.4GHz band, the Archer T8E can easily handle bandwidth-intensive tasks such as HD video streaming and online gaming. As a Wireless AC dual band adapter, the T8E gives users the ability to simultaneously access the newer 5GHz Wi-Fi band as well as the legacy 2.4GHz channel, upgrading PC's to take full advantage of AC router speed. In addition, WPA/WPA2 encryption standards ensure Wi-Fi connections remain safe and secure.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Relatively easy to install, is working well so far\n\nReview: This is relatively easy to install (assuming you have some experience opening up computers to add or swap components). Unless I overlooked it, though, the quick installation guide neglects to mention attaching the antennae after you insert the card. I also thought the main set up screen that auto-runs when you insert the cd-rom was far from the best in that the button one needs to click to install the driver is relatively small and not just labeled something like \"install driver.\" But I have to stay that everything else was very easy. As soon as I installed the driver, I was able to disable my old NIC, enable this one, and then connect to my network at a slightly greater speed than before. (My previous NIC was not able to use the faster ac protocol.) I didn't notice quite the speed increase I anticipated, but perhaps that's because my speed is limited by my broadband provider. I don't send files over my network within my residence, and I suspect I would notice a greater speed difference if I was doing that.","Product: Quickly and securely transfer photos, videos, and files with the affordable, high-performance Lexar Jump Drive S35 USB 3.0 drive. With speeds up to 150MB/s read and 60MB/s write, you can now transfer a 3GB HD video clip in less than 1 minute, compared to the 4 minutes it takes using a standard USB 2.0 drive. And for added versatility, the drive is backwards compatible with USB 2.0 devices. Jump Drive S35 includes Encrypt Stick Lite software, an advanced security solution with 256-bit AES encryption to help protect your essential files against corruption, loss, and deletion. Easily create a password-protected vault that automatically encrypts data. Beyond its performance and good looks, Jump Drive S35 is designed for convenience. Its small slim, swivel design includes an automatically retractable connector, which means there's no cap to lose. It also has a key ring loop so you can easily attach it to your keychain, computer bag, backpack, or purse. Jump Drive S35 comes in a range of colors, and is available in capacities from 16GB-128GB.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lightweight, fast; can be used with OR without included encryption software\n\nReview: I am comparing this product to another USB 3.0 Flash Drive I recently received that also features encryption, the Kanguru Defender Elite. I much prefer the Lexar drive for the following reasons, but I will also highlight why some users might prefer something like the Kanguru:\n\nThe Lexar works right out of the box. In other words, you can read and write to it without running any programs or formatting it. The Kanguru is unusable until you run the encryption software that's on the drive, and running that software requires the user to at least provide some minimal contact information in order to create an account. It is not possible to access the Kanguru drive for storage until the encryption software is run the first time, and subsequent use of the drive requires use of the same software. The Lexar, on the other hand, offers two options: Run the encryption software that's on the drive and then use that software to add/delete files to a \"locked\" box on the drive or simply use Windows Explorer to copy/paste/delete contents. I much prefer Lexar's solution because I require very little of my data to be encrypted and it's a bit of a hassle to have to use encryption software if I just want to, say, copy a music album onto the drive. I can see the value in Kanguru's approach, however, if the drive is being supplied by an employer to employees who must carry confidential information with them on a USB drive. With the Lexar, a careless or lazy employee could simply chose to bypass encryption and leave the sensitive data vulnerable; with the Kanguru, this isn't possible unless the employee choses to store his password on or near the USB drive.\n\nBoth drives perform read/write activities at fast (USB 3.0) speeds.\n\nThe Kanguru's weight is similar to every other USB drive I've used --- except the Lexar. I was surprised when I opened the Lexar's package how extremely light it is. Whether the lighter weight is a benefit or a drawback is open to interpretation. I personally like that it's so light, but I could see others being annoyed that it's so light that they might not even notice that theyve already put it in their pocket, for example.\n\nNB: The photo on Amazon and the manufacturer's website indicate that this drive swivels. The drive I received does not seem to have this ability, and it also looks slightly different in other ways (the fact that it's USB 3.0 is in the center of the drive's case, not the end, and the part that plugs into the computer's USB port can be retracted).","Product: The new Sennheiser MOMENTUM Wireless lets you experience crystal-clear MOMENTUM sound without being attached to a cable. This high-resolution headset sets the benchmark for performance, style and comfort in the wireless headphone category. Bluetooth technology is integrated with engineering expertise to ensure MOMENTUM signature sound remains intact. Near Field Communication (NFC) is provided for effortless at a touch Bluetooth pairing with any NFC-enabled device. Further enhancing the audio experience is Noise Gard hybrid active noise cancellation that virtually eliminates unwanted ambient sound. Your voice will sound crystal clear during phone calls thanks to Voice Max; dual built-in microphones that dynamically cancel out external interference for perfect speech intelligibility. MOMENTUM Wireless features an iconic design using premium materials like stainless steel and real leather. New, slightly larger ear cups using ergonomically designed, memory foam cushions provide extreme comfort for long listening sessions. The stainless steel headband is now foldable for easy and compact storage in the supplied premium carry case. You can enjoy MOMENTUM Wireless everywhere!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Comfortable and great sound quality with a few issues\n\nReview: I'm a big fan of Sennheiser's headphones. I currently have the following: these Momentum 2/M2 along with the HD 700, HD 580, HD 280, and HD 598. I also have a pair of their IEMs that are no longer in production, though I cannot recall their model number. I've had headphones and IEMs from other manufacturers over the years (currently also have Ultimate Ears triple.fi pro earbuds as well as the Audio-Technica ATH-MSR7GM. Previous sets owned and used include the Bose SoundLink On Ear (the most comparable set to the M2), Sony MDR CD 6, and the Stax Lambda Pro.\n\nI'll start with the positives of the M2: Very comfortable. Attractive looking (for a full size headset). Nice construction. And, most importantly, very good sound. I would place these between my HD 700 and HD 580. If you know the sound of either of those sets, then you will know that is high praise. The Bose bluetooth headphones I used to own were a gift, and they were my first bluetooth headphones. I liked them well enough for the several months I used them, forgiving their unnaturally bright presentation because I finally didn't have to have a wire connected to my music player at the gym. The M2 provides an entirely different level of music experience. Some have claimed that the bass is a bit bloated, and I will admit that it is perhaps a tad too present on recordings that have a lot of mid bass information. In reality, though, on most tracks I don't get the sense that the bass is obscuring other frequencies. The midrange and treble are very nice. This is where Sennheiser typically shines, even on their less expensive headphones. Instead of accentuating the treble to give a sense of excitement, Sennheiser is typically a bit more laid back. As a result, the listener can actually distinguish the different sound quality between different recordings. That might not sound like a good thing to someone who just wants accentuated bass and treble so the music comes screaming out at them. For people who prefer a greater sense of realism and who understand that the midrange is the most important spectrum to get right in terms of audio equipment, I much prefer Sennheiser's philosophy to focus on midrange clarity.\n\nAs I write this review, I am listening to the M2 wirelessly streaming from my tablet, playing a collection of popular hits from the 1970s. Tracks that are well recorded in that they have a full frequency spectrum along with some sense of soundstage sound wonderful. When a track comes on that wasn't recorded and/or mixed so well, the M2 presents those flaws.\n\nOne might expect a 5-star review given my comments above, but here are the things I don't like about the M2: Bluetooth connectivity is spotty with some devices. I don't seem to have the same problem with dropouts on my Samsung tablet that I do with my Nexus 6 phone, and the dropouts on the Nexus are inconsistent. Some listening sessions have few to none and others are plagued with multiple instances where the sound cuts out for a split second. Sennheiser supposedly addressed this issue with the Revision 2 model of this headphone but my box indicates \"Rev 02\" and I still have this issue.\n\nMy other real complaint is that exorbitant price of the replacement earpads which seem to only be available direct from Sennheiser, with no generics available (at least not that I have been able to find). Even Sennheiser doesn't list the earpads on their parts website; I had to email them to learn that they were, in fact, available at a cost that's close to 15% of buying another pair of M2 wireless headphones and about 1/3 the cost of the wired version. Given that people buying a pair of bluetooth headphones might be wearing them out and about and sweating while wearing them, pricing replacement earpads that high is simply not customer friendly. I've only had my set about 9 months and I am already wanting to replace the earpads due to salt stains from sweat.\n\nThe astute reader might notice that I didn't address the noise canceling feature of these headphones. I cannot really say much about this since this is my first set of headphones with this feature. I can definitely tell when I turn the headphones on that some of the room noise is significantly attenuated, so their performance in this regard is good enough for me. A word of caution, however: the noise cancellation feature is always on when these are used wirelessly. The only way to turn off the noise cancellation is to connect these via the included cord and then leave the headphones powered off.","Product: vizor for Sansa E200 series - Black leather - Carry your Sansa in style with Griffin's vizor for Sansa E200 series. This custom fit case has a unique design with a secure flip cover and clip. The vizor is the ultimate way to protect and personalize your Sansa. Integrated protective screen cover. Flip cover with latchless closure for on the go security. Secure clip for belt bag or armband. Genuine leather.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: nice leather case serves its purpose, but why do these things cost so much?\n\nReview: I like this little, leather case designed for the Sansa e200 series. The belt clip functions well and the player controls are accessible while the player is in the case. I like the leather flap that closes over the front of the player and also that it has a clear, plastic substance covering the player's screen when the flap is open.\n\nMy only complaint about this product -- and it applies to every product in this category -- is that they are terribly overpriced for what they are. This item has a very small amount of leather and not much else to it, yet this item costs about as much as a pair of Skechers sneakers. Even worse are the ones that are made entirely out of plastic and polyurethane yet cost even more!","Product: The Calvin Klein Straight Fit Denim Jean sits below the natural waist, straight through the hip and thigh, and straight from the leg to ankle. Available in multiple inseams and features a 17\" leg opening\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Like the looks, but not the smell or the apparent need for multiple washings\n\nReview: I like Calvin Klein jeans and own several pairs in various shades of blue. This was my first pair of black CK jeans.\n\nAnother reviewer noted that these need to be laundered before wearing, so I followed those instructions. I noticed, however, that the jeans still had a fairly strong smell to them after washing -- evident even to me when I was wearing them, with my nose obviously a few feet away from the jeans. I washed them a second time and they still smelled of some chemical smell. The first time I wore the jeans, I wore black underwear. The second time, I had on light colored underwear. I was quite disappointed to see at the end of the day that the jeans had transferred a large spot of black dye to the underwear, making it look like I was incontinent. I've since laundered those undies a few times using a few different types of stain removers and they still have a slight discoloration.\n\nI'm still rating these 3 stars because I do think I'll like these jeans once I can wash and/or air the smell out of them, but I'll have to remember to only wear other black clothes when I wear these just in case the color continues to rub off on other garments.\n\nIn summary, I like the look of the dark black die but I wish the manufacturer had finished the fabric dye process with enough rinsing to remove the odor and tendency for the dye to transfer to other fabrics.","Product: Reverse cir mock eyelet sleeveless top. Ribbed crew neck. Applied dazzle 3-Stripes on shoulders. Embroidered adidas brandmark at front center chest.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very loose/generous fit, fabric a bit thicker than I expected\n\nReview: It's a mystery to me why brands like adidas have so many variations on the same product and then don't properly name them so the customer knows what he is getting before putting the item on. In this case, I purchased what looked like the same product at a local store -- a tank top with three stripes on top of each shoulder, and the adidas logo in the middle of the chest on the front. The tank I purchased locally has a somewhat loose fit, but the tanks I received from Amazon are even looser. In fact, this tank is probably the loosest fitting athletic shirt I've ever encountered. If you don't want to have something with a very loose fit, then either order a size smaller than you normally would or simply buy a different shirt. The looseness doesn't really bother me, though the shirt is a wee bit longer than I'd prefer. What's also of note is that the fabric on the tanks I received from Amazon is definitely thicker than the fabric used for the similar looking tank I purchased locally; the locally purchased one actually has fabric that's on the thin side. Unfortunately, this thicker fabric makes this a more difficult shirt to exercise in since it results in sweat accumulating on the shirt and then the shirt sticking to my skin more.\n\nI still rated the shirt 4-stars because I do like it, but I thought other prospective purchasers should know more about the feel and fit of this shirt.","Product: This Timberland 7831A Men's Earthkeepers Crawley Slip-On Shoe is rawley the best, featuring: Premium full-grain leather from an LWG Silver-rated tannery provides comfort and durability; 100% recycled PET lining made from recycled plastic bottles is comfortable, breathable and environmentally conscious; OrthoLite(R) footbed provides all-day cushioning and support; Compression-molded EVA midsole provides lightweight cushioning and shock absorption for all-day comfort; Green Rubber(TM) outsole made from 42% recycled rubber is designed for traction and durability.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Uncomfortable, not enough support/cushioning\n\nReview: I used to wear Timberland shoes and boots a lot about two decades ago, and about a year ago I started to reacquaint myself with the brand. I really liked my first pair (City Adventure); comfortable out of the box, feel good enough to wear all day, and provide good enough support that I didn't feel compelled to replace their sockliner with a different aftermarket product. I had hoped that this shoe would offer similar comfort but, sadly, it not only doesn't fit as well (it's too tight around the top of my foot, making it feel like the circulation to my feet is being cut off) but the insole/sockliner doesn't provide nearly as much support as the City Adventure model (which, sadly, seems to be discontinued).","Product: For nearly 70 years, Wrangler has staked its claim as a global leader in jeanswear, casual apparel and fashion-forward westerninspiredattire. Built upon the nostalgic undercurrent of Americana heritage, the brand celebrates a rich legacy of authentic products consumers crave.Wrangler continues to preserve their American legacy while continuously developing innovative products that harnesstraditional roots, while expanding on its mainstream appeal as a fashion-forward label. Wrangler will prepare you for whatever the day may hold. So go ahead, be bold. Be adventurous.Be comfortable in your own jeans.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nicer than I expected, with thick denim and nice color\n\nReview: I haven't owned any Wrangler jeans for a long time. When I was offered a chance to review these in the Vine program, I will confess that I anticipated receiving jeans that seemed cheap, with thin denim and a bad dye job. I was pleasantly surprised that these are not only substantial in weight but also look like nice.\n\nAs to the comfort waist, what's nice about it compared to the original fit jeans (which I also received for review) is that it adds just a slight amount of give in the waist to make the jeans more comfortable. Because the added flexibility is subtle -- i.e., these aren't stretch pants -- the jeans look the same when you're wearing them. If you're concerned that someone would see you wearing these and know that you've chosen a \"comfort waist\" product, you needn't be. I like the cut of the rest of the jean as well. It fits like one would expect an average pair of jeans to fit, meaning it isn't skin tight but it isn't overly baggy, either.","Product: This coated four pocket calvin klein outerwear piece is the perfect weight for fall. Military detailing is trend right and will elevate any outfit\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: nice jacket, but low quality zipper\n\nReview: I know this product is no longer available as I write this review, but I'm submitting this review anyway just in case this product becomes available again.\n\nI like this jacket's look and fit. It's roomy, so if you're looking for a slim fit this wouldn't be a good choice for you.\n\nMy main issue with this coat is that I wore it probably about 40 times and laundered it twice; now the zipper doesn't function. It sticks just after I start zipping it up, and if I can get it to keep moving it doesn't properly zip but instead the mechanism simply moves up the zipper with the teeth not being interlocked. Then it's even more difficult to move the zipper back down. I've tried doing various things I've read online to \"fix\" problematic zippers (waxing, using needle nosed pliers) and this zipper still malfunctions. Given the price of this jacket, I expected it to last through more than two launderings.","Product: Sleeveless active mesh muscle top with side accents\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: breathes well, somewhat sheer\n\nReview: I have purchased many different muscle/tank tops over the years. When I can find them at a good price, I generally prefer Adidas tank tops since they fit me well. (Some brands are more snug, others more loose.) I would say that this Southpole tank top fits me pretty much like the ones made by Adidas. It might be just a tad smaller around the waist, but the torso area fits the same. I normally wear large shirts and the large Southpole tank top fits me just fine, with a little bagginess to it.\n\nAs the photo indicates (particularly the blue one), this shirt is somewhat sheer. The mesh is fairly wide, which presumably increases air flow and moisture wicking, but it definitely would not be a good choice for someone exceedingly modest.","Product: The 143 Men's Pro Gloves have been updated with new palm and wrist closure designs. Featuring double leather palms to protect the hands with finger length to increase contact with the grip surface while not losing touch with the bar. The fully adjustable wrist closure gives a custom fit, while the wrap-around thumb protection offers more coverage. These gloves can be washed by hand and air dried.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I like these gloves, but there have been inconsistencies over time\n\nReview: I think I got my first pair of Harbinger 143 gloves from Amazon nearly three years ago now. That pair lasted quite a long time before I decided to replace them due to wear (seams coming apart) and odor (after a while, it seems like no pair of leather gloves is immune to stinking, even after repeated washing). I quite liked my first pair and was surprised to find some less than good reviews here, including comments from people about how their gloves fell apart rather quickly. Well, I ordered another pair of these only about a year ago and they are already in much worse shape than the previous pair that lasted twice as long, despite getting the same amount of use from me. I also noticed that some other reviewers mentioned how these gloves were tighter than they should be, and that didn't describe my first pair but definitely described my second.\n\nJust a few days ago, I ordered another replacement pair. I obviously cannot say whether they will hold up better than the second pair I had, but I can report that even though the gloves are ostensibly the same size the new pair is, in fact, not nearly as tight on my had as my second pair.\n\nI'm a bit frustrated by the lack of consistency in what is supposed to be the same product, but I do like these gloves overall. (I guess that's obvious or I would not have ordered another pair again!)","Product: The FlexFit Ultra Wristwrap from Harbinger Fitness features two new technologies that take fitness gloves to a new level of performance and responsiveness. The first, Tri-Flex Palm provides three dimensional movement to your hand, mimicking the hand's natural motion for the best possible fitting glove. The benefit of the Tri-Flex Palm is that it allows the hand to move naturally and comfortably when training, maximizing control and feel of the training surface. It's the perfect union of comfort and performance. The second new innovation, the Adaptive Cushioning System features ACS pads which grab and morph both to the shape of the hand and the training surface, giving a customized and controlled grip. The benefit of the Adaptive Cushioning System is the combination of the perfect ergonomic placement of the ACS pads and the cushioning material within them. This proprietary material softens with body heat, and as it softens, adapts to the shape of the hand, and the training surface, without taking a permanent set. When the grip is changed or a new piece of equipment is used, the ACS pads will adapt to that change, continuously customizing the fit of the glove to the training environment. The patented graduated WristWrap with Fit Lock, insures a customized fit while maintaining the proper positioning of the glove, wrist and hand during lifting. The ergonomic curved finger design fits the natural shape of the hand increasing flexibility and comfort and the extended finger length maximizes hand protection. Hand washing/air drying removes salts and oils, maintaining suppleness, the original fit, and helps the gloves last longer. Improve your workout with the latest advances in fitness gloves from the #1 workout glove manufacturer, Harbinger.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: good padding, fit is a little odd\n\nReview: I'm used to using non-wristwrap Harbinger gloves (the model 1250 Training Grip gloves), and this is my first experience wearing a wristwrap model. While I've worn a large in every other exercise glove I've purchased over the years, the large of this FlexFit Ultra WristWrap glove is a little odd. All of the fingers are slightly on the loose side, but the thumb is a little snug. The palm area fits fine, but the wristwrap area is a little too small. The gloves are still usable, but it just seemed odd to me that in some respects it seems to small but in others just right or slightly large.\n\nWhat I like most about these gloves so far are the slightly longer fingers. These gloves extend past the last knuckle on each of my fingers, so if I use these regularly hopefully the callouses I've developed on most of my fingers on the palm side of my last knuckles will fade away.","Product: The FlexFit Classic Wristwrap from Harbinger Fitness features a new technology that takes fitness gloves to a new level of performance and responsiveness. The innovative Tri-Flex Palm provides three dimensional movement to your hand, mimicking the hand's natural motion for the best possible fitting glove. The benefit of the Tri-Flex Palm is that it allows the hand to move naturally and comfortably when training, maximizing control and feel of the training surface. It's the perfect union of comfort and performance. The patented graduated WristWrap with Fit Lock, insures a customized fit while maintaining the proper positioning of the glove, wrist and hand during lifting. A Close Contact design minimizes bulk, supporting and protecting hands for maximum feel on the bar. The ergonomic curved finger design fits the natural shape of the hand increasing flexibility and comfort and the extended finger length maximizes hand protection. Exclusive Wash & Dry leathers and Comfort Tech fabrics stay supple, breathable and last longer. Improve your workout with the latest advances in fitness gloves from the #1 workout glove manufacturer, Harbinger.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not much padding, wrist wraps a bit small\n\nReview: My favorite Harbinger gloves so far are the 1260, which have just the right amount of padding as far as I am concerned. I know that padding is an individual preference, and some people might like the lower amount of padding these gloves provide. I find, however, that pushing exercises are simply less comfortable using these gloves.\n\nThe other issue I have with these is that the body of the glove itself fits me fine, but the wrist wraps are a bit on the small side.\n\nThese issues aren't so significant that I'm not using these gloves, but when they wear out (or develop an odor that cannot be washed away), I'll definitely replace them with the 1260s or another glove.","Product: Train harder longer with fingerless hand protection wrap around hand design for total palm coverage with no leather bunching between fingers. Use for pull ups, toes to bar and any other movement that stresses your grip.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Look nice, fairly thin leather grip material; ink transfers to skin\n\nReview: This is the second set of grips I've received from Harbinger over the past month and I'm quite puzzled as to why both were not manufactured in a way to prevent the dyes used from transferring to the user's skin after they are used. I used these for the first time yesterday and looked like I had been badly bruised around my wrists after my work out was finished. Unfortunately, just as with the other grips, mere soap and water didn't wash off the stain. It took several hand and wrist washings over the next day to finally rid myself of the bluish black marks.\n\nBeyond this dye transfer issue, the grips worked okay but not as well as the slightly more expensive Lifting Grips simply because the latter has more sufficient padding. They're decent for lifts using barbells or dumbells, but if you're doing anything with handles (like a cable cross machine), the flare on the grips makes it a little awkward to get your hands into the handles. I do like using a grip versus a glove while using the Concept 2 rower because my hands get quite sweaty, but I doubt I will use these grips again since their width made the handle feel a bit awkward in my hands. The Lifting Grips have more slender grip pads (even though the padding is thicker) and were far better for rowing.","Product: 2 in 1 Training Tool Palm Protector and Lifting Strap lays flat as palm protection OR wrap around bar with paten-pending BioForm clay between hand and bar, transferring the load in a leather hook style lifting strap. Our Exclusive Un Glove design offers full finger range of motion while the super tough Harbinger Spider Grip Durahide leather prevents calluses and blisters. Instructions for use included in each package.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Decent functionality but serious manufacturing flaw\n\nReview: I nearly gave this product 1 star because of a serious flaw in it, but I have to admit that for some exercises I actually like these lifting grips. First, I'll start with the serious flaw:\n\nI wore these grips the first time this morning for a work out that involved lifting various weights (dumbells, barbells, and a cable cross). I kept them on and then used the stationary rower for a half hour. When I took off the grips, I noticed my hands looked like they were bruised all over. I was not bruised, however; the dye from the grips had transferred to my skin on my hands and wrists. I was unable to wash the dye off using the soap and water at the gym, and unable to get it off using soap and water at home. I got most of it off using a mildly abrasive facial wash at home, but a fairly significant stain remains on the outside of both of my hands just above the wrist area. To me, this is unacceptable. Hopefully I can launder these a few times before using them again and the excess dye will have washed away, but it's ridiculous to have to wash work out gloves before using them. I have purchased several pairs of Harbinger leather work out gloves over the years that have been black dyed leather and none of them have ever transferred dye to my skin.\n\nAs to my sole use of these grips this morning, my initial impression is that I like these quite a lot for using the rowing machine. They are also good for exercises involving dumbells and barbells, but I found them better for pulling exercises than pushing exercises. With some pushing exercises the design of the grip caused the metal buckle that the strap goes through to push against my hand in a slightly uncomfortable way. Then again, maybe I'll discover a way to wear these that addresses this issue once I get them sufficiently laundered. I did not like these grips at all when using the cable cross machine.\n\nIf Harbinger addresses the dye transfer issue, I'd certainly raise my rating to at least three stars or possibly four. As it stands, however, I wouldn't recommend the purchase of these to anyone.","Product: Protect your hands and extend your workout. These all-leather grips provide protection and grip-enhancement during kettlebell, parallette, pull-up and ring training. Durable leather helps prevent blistering and skin rips that can cut workouts short. Fingerless design is more breathable than gloves - important during intense training sessions.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Best grips I've tried, but I'm a glove man\n\nReview: These are the best grips I've tried, but I'm giving them only four stars because I still find that I prefer gloves for a couple of reasons. What makes me like these grips more than some of the others I've tried:\n\n1. The dye didn't transfer to my skin during the workout. Another brand's grips made me look bruised after my workout.\n\n2. The grip is narrow enough so as not to be awkward when using handles on a cable cross machine. At the same time, the grip is wide enough to provide adequate palm and finger protection.\n\n3. The plastic \"fastener\" (not really sure what to call this piece) is placed so it doesn't get forced into my wrists during pushing exercises.\n\nWhy I still prefer gloves:\n\n1. For most exercises, gloves still feel more natural to me. I'm typically not aware of my gloves until I'm done with my workout and I'm ready to take them off. I'm always aware of grips because I need to pay attention to where the grip is before I grab a bar or handle.\n\n2. Even though the plastic \"fastener\" on these is in a better position than on some other grips, I still felt like it pressed into my wrist a bit during some pushing exercises in a way that wasn't entirely comfortable.\n\nI suppose gloves versus grips is a personal preference. Grips certainly have their benefits, the main one being that they allow one's hands to breathe better during workouts. Perhaps if I switched to grips on an ongoing basis I'd become less bothered by some of their shortcomings. For now, however, I think I'll stick to gloves except when I row -- grips are great for rowing.","Product: Versatile soccer inspired short with graphic print.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Odd sizing, graphic element feels very plastic-y\n\nReview: I've worn many different types of adidas athletic shorts over the past several years, and I always get mediums. Oddly this is the first time that a medium fit more like a small. Curious, I got out all of my other pairs of shorts and compared them to this one. It's obvious when their waistbands are next to each other that the medium in this short is at least two inches smaller than the medium in all of the other adidas shorts I own.\n\nI should also point out that the graphic element on the side is a mixture of fabric and then, apparently, some sort of plastic applied to the fabric. At least that's what it feels like to me. I'm guessing that the plastic part will start to deteriorate before too long, particularly if exposed to high heat.","Product: Pure Protein Bars feature the winning combination of high quality protein, and great taste. This delicious Dark Chocolate Coconut bar is loaded with 19 grams of protein to help fuel your busy day. Take your Pure Protein Bar with you anywhere for a sensationally nutrious snack you can enjoy whenever hunger strikes.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A lot of coconut and dark chocolate flavor\n\nReview: Pure Protein is one of my go-to brands when it comes to protein bars. I particularly like the chocolate peanut butter flavor, but I also like S'mores (not sure if that one is still available) a lot. This was my first time trying this flavor. The good news is that it has a lot of coconut flavor with some actual pieces of coconut in it. Unfortunately the chocolate flavor is just a little strong. I know it's described as dark chocolate and maybe that's why it comes across so strong (I generally prefer milk to dark chocolate), but there is a tad of bitterness to this bar that surprised me a bit because I haven't detected that in any other variety of Pure Protein bar. If you like dark chocolate and coconut, I'm sure you'd like this bar.\n\nLike other varieties in Pure Protein's line, this one packs a good amount of protein per calorie: 19 grams of protein in a 190 calorie bar, meaning that 40% of the calories in this bar come from protein.","Product: Introducing new Balance flavors that are smart and crazy delicious. Chocolate Caramel Peanut Nougat taste along with lean protein and an excellent source of fiber all for under 200 calories Finally, you can enjoy a scrumptious treat that is also nutritionally balanced\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Very sweet, high fiber bar\n\nReview: I was a bit surprised by the taste of these bars. I have purchased other Balance Bars where the protein content was double for the same calorie count. These bars are extremely sweet, so they are probably more properly considered a candy bar alternative than a protein or meal replacement bar. I also did not notice the high fiber content (due to the inclusion of chicory root) before ordering these. For those who do not get enough fiber from their regular diets, consuming products with boosted fiber content is a reasonable idea. For someone like me who enjoys whole grains along with fruits and vegetables, however, I find that products such as this just end up causing bloating and gas.\n\nThe flavor is good (very sweet chocolate and caramel flavor with a hint of nuts), but I would not order these again.","Product: In the tradition of Urban Legends and Final Destination, Donnie Darko is an edgy, psychological thriller about a suburban teen coming face-to-face wit his dark destiny. Jake Gyllenhaal leads a star-filled cast (including Drew Barrymore, Noah Wyle, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze and Mary McDonnell) as a delusional high-school student visited by a demonic rabbit with eerie visions of the past - and deadly predictions for the future. This \"excitingly original\" (Entertainment Weekly) nail-biter will keep you on the edge of your seat until the mind-bending climax.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: What's all the fuss about this film?\n\nReview: I honestly don't get why this film has received the amount of attention it has. I liked it but I certainly did not find it great. It seems to have impressed a large number of viewers (and critics), so perhaps I'm just missing something. I do like films that require me to think, but unfortunately the thought required to enjoy this film didn't feel rewarding in the end. Other reviewers here have referred to this film as a puzzle. That's the way it seemed to me, too; unfortunately after the puzzle is put together (and I believe that there is more than one way to interpret this film), one is left with a feeling of \"so what?\" There isn't anything profound about this film; it doesn't shed any new light on \"the human condition\" as far as I can tell. Perhaps this film appeals most to people who enjoy puzzles purely for the mental exercise. I would like a little emotional payoff/insight in the end.\n\nI read the most recent 50 or so reviews and did not see anyone comment on the age of the cast. I must say that I was distracted by the casting of Jake Gyllenhaal as an alleged high school student. Yes, he was only 20-21 when this was filmed, but he definitely looked to be in his twenties and not an adolescent. Some of the other actors also looked too old to be playing their parts. Jena Malone, on the other hand, whose looks match her age (four years younger than Jake Gyllenhaal) only served to call attention to the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal looked more like a man and less like a teenager. I thought Jake Gyllenhaal's performance was good (though I haven't seen him in anything else and some people are criticizing him by saying he essential comes across the same in every film), but he just wasn't believable as a high school student. The casting wasn't as bad as, say, the film version of \"The Wiz\" (where a forties-ish Diana Ross tried to pretend to be a young teen), but I was definitely distracted by some of the choices made.","Product: The complete first season of the Comedy Network's hit television series. It takes place in a halfway house for very bad puppets and features four felonious puppet inmates who are doing time with their human caseworker as they wait until that glorious day\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Show's premise is funnier than its \"execution\"\n\nReview: I bought this dvd set without having seen the show based on the title the and preceding review. Unfortunately I did not find this show nearly as enjoyable as the previous reviewer.\n\nThe problem I had with this show is that it is just seldom laugh out loud funny. \"South Park\" makes me laugh out loud when it's good. Ditto \"Reno 911,\" another currently popular dark comedy. But aside from a few of the truly twisted puppet-sex scenes and Cuddles' killing rampage in one of the episodes, I rarely experienced more than a slight smile watching these 13 episodes. Truth be told, I did not find \"Kids In the Hall\" to be funny, either, so perhaps I should have considered myself warned when I read about that connection to this show's creative team.\n\nI think that what was most disappointing about these shows is that it would be more accurate to call it \"Puppets Who Killed\" rather than \"...Kill\", as very few of these episodes feature that ultimate antisocial act. Instead the sort of antisocial behavior the puppets are up to these days involve more mundane things like starting a urine sample company to provide \"clean\" urine to people who use drugs. Worth a little giggle, I guess, but not nearly as twisted as I anticipated.\n\nTo be fair, the later episodes on this 2-dvd set seem to be better than the earlier ones (with the exception of the early episode where Cuddles' killing rampage occurs), so perhaps this show got better over time and subsequent seasons were better.\n\nI found the picture quality to be fine on my 32\" HDTV monitor -- not a spectacular picture, but as good as the many other TV shows I have purchased on dvd.\n\nDVD set features a few bonuses, including a commentary track for one of the episodes as well as a \"behind the scenes\" short that introduces the viewer to the puppeteers behind the characters.","Product: Game show in which 6 guest stars (which change from week to week) are given a humorous phrase with one word missing. The stars write down a word they think would be most appropriate for the missing word and then two contestants try to guess what the stars have chosen. A point is given for each correct match and the one with the most points wins.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVISION/SERIES & SEQUELS Rating: TV-PG UPC: 787364750894\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: I love the Match Game, but this dvd set is disappointing\n\nReview: Given that I love the Match Game, why only a 3-star rating? Well, the most disappointing aspect of this set is that the episodes are NOT unedited -- contrary to the information on the box cover itself. I haven't watched every episode yet, but the longest one I've watched so far ran only about 23 minutes. That's about how long a TV show runs today, but TV shows had far fewer commercials during the 1970s so it's obvious that portions of the shows as they originally aired are missing from this dvd set. Some of the edits are obvious as well: jumps during the background music while the stars write their answers as well as periods of time so short that you know the stars could not actually have written their answers in that little time. Basically these are the same chopped up versions running on GSN; the only difference is that none of it is sped up and the closing credits are intact.\n\nAs to the extras, I must admit to being quite disappointed with much of it. The Q&A with Brett Somers was interesting to watch once. The tribute to Gene Rayburn is okay but perfunctory. The alleged best of Match Game moments feature is actually just clips from episodes on that disc itself with a couple of introdutions by Brett; unfortunately most of the clips are far from what I would call the best of the Match Game. And while it was interesting to watch how the Match Game began in the 1960s, that episode was pretty dull. Speaking of which, it's amazing to see some of the earliest episodes from the 1970s and to realize that without Brett, Charles, and some of the other zanier semi-regulars, this show would never have caught on. Kudos to those involved at the time who realized that this show needed to be spiced up to be fun.\n\nVideo quality is very good but the audio suffers from inconsistent volume.\n\nIf you can get this set at a bargain price and love the Match Game (as I do), I think that this set is worth having despite all of my criticisms outlined above. The Match Game is still my all-time favorite game show.\n\nEDIT added 11/26/06:\n\nAfter discussing this issue with another friend and people at another website, I've come to the conclusion that I am probably wrong and that the episodes on this box set are, indeed, the length of their original broadcasts. I had assumed that daytime shows were similar in length to nighttime shows and I have learned that that was frequently not the case (daytime shows frequently had more commercials). I would now upgrade my rating to 4 stars if I could.","Product: SOMETHING WEIRD VIDEO CULT CLASSICS\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: just bad, not enjoyably bad\n\nReview: I guess I'm the lone reviewer here to date that found this film just bad/boring, not bad/fun. The production qualities (bad lighting, sound, \"special effects,\" etc) are, for the most part, just annoyances. In \"Plan 9 From Outer Space,\" it's fun to watch a scene turn from day to night and back -- or to see the strings the hubcap spaceships are dangling on. In \"Blood Freak,\" the cheap plastic prosthetic leg that gets chopped off looks bad enough to elicit some laughs, but other mistakes (such as a long scene shot with such insufficient light that you can't see what's happening) are just poor workmanship, not fun. Am I supposed to keep laughing for several minutes because the director didn't know how to light a scene so he could capture it on film? I think not.\n\nSorry, but this movie is just not in the same camp league as Russ Meyers, John Waters, or Ed Wood. If you're a fan of camp movies, I suggest renting this before buying it so you can decide for yourself whether this is is bad/good or just plain bad.\n\nThe dvd is packed with lots of extras. I watched probably 3/4 of them and cannot say that I found any of them particularly fun, either. There is a soft core porn movie masquerading as a moralistic tale about the dangers of being a [...]. There is a very lame nudist colony movie which is neither funny nor titillating. Obviously compiled by someone who likes terrible \"B\" movies, most of these extras miss the mark by a wide margin as well. All in all, this dvd was enough to put me to sleep on my couch early.","Product: J.C., a bisexual hustler with a mama fixation, sells himself to anyone who'll pay his price: \"I said, ten bucks or I'll break your hand!\" Turning tricks in the balcony of a movie theater, cruising a bathhouse, or hanging out along The Meat Rack, J.C.'s only interested in cheap sex and quick cash. But when he sees an old coot attacking a Jersey-girl named Jean, J.C. rescues her -- and is immediately forced into making a porno by two knife-wielding transvestites! Plus: Peter and Buddy are throwing a 4th of July Fire Island Party and you're all invited! Leather-Queen George will be there, bragging about his rubber bed sheets. So will The Lavender Guru, a loquacious flower child incessantly babbling hippiespeak, and Bobby, who's \"new to this whole thing,\" will be having a panic attack. Two very different but equally nostalgic time capsules of the 1970 Gay Scene, full of love, lust, and naked butts.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Thumbs up for Meatrack, not Sticks and Stones\n\nReview: I thoroughly enjoyed the first feature on this dvd, The Meatrack. It actually surpassed my expectations based on my previous Something Weird video experiences, with more depth to it than most of the stuff they release. On the one hand, it's similar to the heterosexual \"nudie\" movies SW Video frequently releases in that there is frequent male nudity (mostly back side), but the film itself is far more interesting than SW Video fare such as Country Cuzzins or the Chesty Morgan films. If anything, I would compare The Meatrack to Cher's early film, Chastity. As in Chastity, The Meatrack's protagonist is haunted by early childhood experiences, experiences which cause him to sometimes make questionable decisions in his later life.\n\nI have to say that I could only sit through about 25 minutes of Sticks and Stones. While the actors were generally attractive and scantily clad, the dialog was incredibly boring.\n\nThe extras were generally not particularly interesting, either. The first couple were sort of interesting from a historical perspective, but most of the extras are silly soft-core films with bad music and horseplay. The final extra is an early soft-core video featuring legendary John Holmes; I finally understand why he became so famous (or is that infamous?). The Meatrack, indeed.","Product: Contains full 78-minute concert performance, 30-minute documentary, 12-minute documentary, 'Comfortably Numb' video, two 'Laura' videos, 'Take Your Mama' video & 'Mary' video. Universal. 2005.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: fun but doesn't live up to the hype; bad video quality\n\nReview: Perhaps it's a generation thing, because I think I would be more enthusiastic about this band if I were in my 20's instead of my 40's. I do think that their cover of Pink Floyd's \"Comfortably Numb\" is amusing and a couple of their other songs are catchy. Co-lead singiner Ana Matronic comes across as interesting in the many interview clips here, but it's strange that there's so little in the way of interview footage with Jake Shears.\n\nI assume that many people like this band because they are flamboyant, outrageous, and Jake Shears is cute. Hey, the band obviously knows what a lot of fans want -- Ana talks about Jake's go-go boy past and even compares him, on stage, to hustlers in Times Square pre-Guiliani days. They've even included an \"easter egg\" on the dvd in which the viewer can see Jake in the buff. And it isn't even necessary to look for hidden footage to see Jake's backside in all its glory as the dvd offers many glimpses of that.\n\nI may have given this dvd 4 stars instead of 3 if the video quality wasn't so poor. The main program (the concert) has A LOT of pixelation throughout. Apparently they used a low budget digital camera that could not resolve fast moving shots and shots where the contrast changes too quickly. And some of the music videos themselves offer far lower resolution than consumer grade VHS machines. I know that this band isn't big in the United States, but one would think that for a band that is selling millions of records in Europe could afford to make their videos with better equipment. This dvd, by far, contains some of the worst looking videos I have seen.","Product: Another amazing Motown DVD collection from Smokey Robinson & The Miracles. Features for the first time on DVD 14 classic full-length performances from archival television appearances spanning three decades. This 2 1/2 hour DVD is the first official video anthology by one of the most successful singing groups of all time. Not only do we get the classic Miracles lineup - especially the rare Apollo footage - this collection includes clips from Smokey's solo career and the Miracles' smash hits with Billy Griffin on lead. Interspersed between the performances and filmed exclusively for this DVD, is the first ever in-depth interview with Smokey and original Miracles Pete Moore and Bobby Rogers. Throughout the insightful interview the three Miracles reminisce about the entire history of the group, Motown, the legendary Apollo Theatre and the inspiration behind many of their classic hits. As with all other UMe/Motown DVD collections, all audio has been significantly upgraded; where the group has lip-synced to the record, you'll now hear remastered stereo right from the Motown vault.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Extremely entertaining, chock full of great performances and interview segments\n\nReview: Universal has been issuing some really good music dvds for various Motown acts within the past year or so, and this is one of the best of them. Not only does this contain about 10 performances by Smokey and the Miracles (some with live audio from the TV shows back in the '60s, some with newly synched stereo audio for improved sound quality), a couple of '70s hits from the Miracles after Smokey left, and then a few solo Smokey hits; but before each track there are reminiscences by some of the Miracles about the creation of these wonderful songs. Also included are some a cappella mixes of the songs. If you have the similarly wonderful Marvin Gaye dvd that came out about a year ago, then you'll have a reference point as to how good this is. The recently released Supremes dvd may surpass this in terms of number of music performances, but it pales when compared based on additional features (perhaps because it would be impossible to have the surviving Supremes sit down together and have a pleasant interview).","Product: 1985 Elektra 60390-1\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: howard's second best album\n\nReview: This is probably Howard's most \"commercial\" album (in the States, anyway) and was a worthy follow up to \"Human's Lib\". HoJo wrote all of the lyrics AND music here (well, he \"adapted\" \"Is There A Difference?\" from the Tao Te Ching). I actually think that this album suffers somewhat as a result because some of the best songs on HoJo's debut had lyrics written by someone else (whose name I believe was William Bryant). Still, this is an excellent album.\n\nA note about the cd release: The original European vinyl release did not contain the tracks \"Bounce Right Back\" and \"Like To Get To Know You Well\" but instead contained \"Specialty\" and \"Why Look For The Key\". \"Bounce Right Back\" and \"Like To...\" were originally released as a single between HoJo's first two albums in Europe. In the US, Elektra took off \"Specialty\" and \"Why Look...\" and substituted \"Bounce Right Back\" and \"Like To...\" on the vinyl lp. This cd release -- the same in all countries -- contains the all four tracks, with the original European running order followed by \"Bounce..\" and \"Like To...\". I no longer have either vinyl disc, but I BELIEVE that the version of \"Bounce\" on the US vinyl was different than that which appears on the cd.","Product: 1985 Elektra 60390-1\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: howard's second best album\n\nReview: This is probably Howard's most \"commercial\" album (in the States, anyway) and was a worthy follow up to \"Human's Lib\". HoJo wrote all of the lyrics AND music here (well, he \"adapted\" \"Is There A Difference?\" from the Tao Te Ching). I actually think that this album suffers somewhat as a result because some of the best songs on HoJo's debut had lyrics written by someone else (whose name I believe was William Bryant). Still, this is an excellent album.\n\nA note about the cd release: The original European vinyl release did not contain the tracks \"Bounce Right Back\" and \"Like To Get To Know You Well\" but instead contained \"Specialty\" and \"Why Look For The Key\". \"Bounce Right Back\" and \"Like To...\" were originally released as a single between HoJo's first two albums in Europe. In the US, Elektra took off \"Specialty\" and \"Why Look...\" and substituted \"Bounce Right Back\" and \"Like To...\" on the vinyl lp. This cd release -- the same in all countries -- contains the all four tracks, with the original European running order followed by \"Bounce..\" and \"Like To...\". I no longer have either vinyl disc, but I BELIEVE that the version of \"Bounce\" on the US vinyl was different than that which appears on the cd.","Product: This CD is not shrink wrapped but is new and has never been played. The jewel case has a minor wear.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Blown away after more than 35 years\n\nReview: Call me embarrassed. I was in high school when these albums were released. I was a huge disco fan. I definitely heard Cherchez La Femme a lot back then. For whatever reason, though, I never bought the single or album. I liked it well enough, but there was a lot of other new music that I liked more.\n\nFast forward (over 35 years) and I finally decided to get this cd due to the fact that I've actually come to love Cherchez La Femme/Se Si Bon, having acquired it on several compilations over the years. I found that I loved this entire cd. I guess not everyone who likes the hit single likes the rest of the tracks, but I think that most people who like the fusion of big band, latin, and disco that make up the hit will also find that same blending appealing on the other tracks here.\n\nAnother good thing: Nice mastering job on this cd, with a natural tone throughout the frequency range, no excessive energy in the upper midrange/treble and a nice amount of bottom end.","Product: Originall;y released in 1979. This landmark album for Debbie Jacobs was produced by Paul Sabu and has been rematered from the original master tapes. Contains the hits Don't You Want My Love, Hot Hot (Give It All You Got) and the title track Undercover Lover. Don't You Want My Love has also been featured in many episodes of Sex In The City among many others.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: This is a classic disco album that's unfortunately butchered on this cd\n\nReview: How disappointed I was when I finally got this disc and put it in my player. My first clue that this was a shoddy release was the quality of the graphics. The blacks in the cover art have an odd uneveness to them. I would not be surprised to learn that the disc inserts (which only include the back card and front cover; no liner notes or other photos included) were printed on a home printer by whomever is running this \"getdisconnected\" label.\n\nWhen the first note of \"Undercover Lover\" began, I immediately thought that perhaps I had not listened carefully. How could it be that part of the first note could be cut off? So I hit the \"back up\" button on my cd player remote and discovered that, in fact, the first note is slightly truncated.\n\nI was listening with a friend who doesn't even know the title track of this album that well, though he did recently buy the original 45 rpm single after I played him my copy of the 12\" single. We both quickly noticed that the tape (or turntable, since I'm not actually convinced that this cd came from a master tape) used to source the cd was running fast.\n\nOnly 30 seconds into playing this cd and I was already lamenting having purchased. I continued playing the title track and was unimpressed with the sound quality. If this was taken from a master tape, the EQ choices used in the remastering were poor. This cd sounds much more \"thin\" than the original vinyl and, though I didn't think it possible, sounds worse than the title track does on an early Unidisc label compilation I have that is notorious for marginal sound quality. I would not be surprised to learn that this cd was sourced from vinyl and processed using consumer level computer tools to attempt to mask the noise from the vinyl playback. (This would also explain the truncation of the first note.) Even if this cd is vinyl sourced, the quality of the cartridge used and/or the EQ choices were poor since good vinyl playback is much, much better than what's delivered here.\n\nThe kicker for me was that when the title track was ending, I got the feeling that it was faded early. I'll have to check it out again later to be certain, but the fade certainly didn't match my memory.\n\nIf you're interested in this cd, you probably already have the vinyl lp. If you do already have the vinyl lp, don't bother with this cd. Perhaps someday Universal Music (which now presumably controls this material having acquired the MCA catalog) will give this a proper cd release. For now, however, the original album is the way to go.","Product: True to its name, the compact Dynamo does it all. This antimicrobial stapler amazingly has a pencil sharpener, staple remover, and a discreet StapleStore compartment (for two staple strips), integrated into the unit. The ergonomic, curved body has a soft rubber grip and base for comfort. Opens 180-degrees for bulletin board tacking and craft use. Stands vertically or horizontally for easy storage or grabbing. Made of 70% post-consumer content recycled plastic. 20 sheet capacity. Uses Premium Standard Staples. Perfect for school, work, or the home office.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice, compact, multifunction device\n\nReview: This is a handy, compact device. I like that it has a pencil sharpener built in (yes, I still use a pencil on a daily basis), and it's nice that it has storage for a couple of rows of staples in the base of the unit. The unit feels comfortable in the hand, though given its compact size is lacks the solid feeling in the hand of a traditional stapler like a Swingline. I had no difficulty stapling with it, though I don't typically have need to staple more than a few pages together at a time so I cannot address how well this would handle a thick stack of papers.\n\nI noticed that the packaging indicates it has an antimicrobial surface, and I suppose that's a good feature, though truth be told I'm more in favor of simply using good hygiene (washing one's hands, particularly before eating) than seeking out antimicrobial products.","Product: A space-saving, all-in-one printer that brings you fast speeds and a robust design. It prints from tablets and smartphones and features affordable individual ink cartridges.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good print quality; easy to set up basics, but I'm struggling with two-sided printing\n\nReview: This product replaces an HP Officejet 5600 which I have owned for over a decade. I have long wanted a printer that was capable of wireless printing, so I was happy to find this product in my Vine queue.\n\nThe good: It's a big more quiet than the HP, particularly at the end of printing. (The HP makes quite a lot of noise as it docks the print heads back in their home position.) Quality of output is similar to -- perhaps indistinguishable from -- the HP. I like that it has separate cartridges for the various ink colors versus one tri-color cartridge, though since I haven't had the printer long enough to need to replace cartridges only time will tell whether one color of ink actually does get used up faster than another. Setup was relatively easy with one exception, and this is something I still haven't figured out: I typically prefer to print double sided in order to save paper. I found where to select this under the printer's preferences, but when I navigate around to check the various print speeds it changes from duplex printing to single sided printing. More on this under \"the bad.\"\n\nThe bad (not that bad): Output is not as clear as a color laser printer. No surprise there.\n\nThe bad: Aforementioned duplex printing. For the time being, I've simply chosen to print one page at a time and then manually feed the same piece of paper back into the printer to print the second side. Since I tend to print only small documents and not very frequently, this isn't a big hassle for me. If I printed a lot more at home I would find this a nuisance. Maybe some day I'll have enough time to figure out why Epson's software isn't properly locking in duplex printing on my system. The second issue involves unpacking. Why Epson had to put about a dozen pieces of tape in various locations on the printer is beyond me, and some of them weren't even in obvious places. Seems like they could just use more foam or cardboard to secure the printer in the box for shipping.\n\nAddendum: I just checked this product's Amazon page again and I see that it does not have automatic 2-sided printing. I suppose that's why even though 2-sided printing is available for me to select when looking at the printer preferences in Epson's software, there is no way to apply or save that setting. Downgrading my rating from 4 to 3 stars because of this as I view the ability to print duplex as basic, not a luxury that should only be available on more expensive options."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The new Philips Norelco 7110X shaving system uses Philips' core technology to provide the world's closest rotary shave.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: average quality, not as good as i expected\\n\\nReview: I bought this directly from Amazon about a week ago for a blowout price. It already looks like Amazon is not selling this item anymore as it is currently only listed as available from various Marketplace sellers.\\n\\nFor the three ten-spots I paid, I'm satisfied. It basically cost what replacement blades for my other shaver cost. I will say that this shaver doesn't appear to have the same quality of build as my last Norelco. It is lighter, doesn't feel as good in the hand, and has a cheap plastic feel. The motor sounds like it's less powerful than my older model (which listed for a similar full retail price when new); even with a full charge it doesn't sound like the blades and spinning around very fast. That being said, the thing isn't particularly quiet either.\\n\\nGives an adequate if mediocre shave. Requires lots of passes over the same area of skin in order to get everything. All in all not a terrible buy, but not a great find either.\",\n \"Product: This product is not eligible for Priority Shipping.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: works well, feels nice in hand, charging function is confusing\\n\\nReview: I just received this razor as an upgrade to the Philips Norelco 7110X which I had been using for the past 19 months. While one would expect this razor to perform better given its list price (approximately double what the 7110X is currently), I was frankly surprised by how much better it is in almost every regard.\\n\\nI previously reviewed the 7110X, so if you want to see what I found lacking in that razor the review is available under that product listing. As to the superior qualities of the 8240XL, they are:\\n\\n1. Shaves are closer and do not require as many passes over the same area. I still don't think it gives me as good of a shave as a manual razor and shaving cream, but I've never found an electric shaver that could compete with a manual razor in terms of closeness of shave. Sometimes I prefer the convenience of the electric shaver, however, so that's why I use both methods on occasion.\\n\\n2. Feels more solid in the hand.\\n\\n3. While it isn't quiet, it sounds less annoying when it's running.\\n\\nThe only serious problem I've encountered so far is with respect to charging the razor. The manual indicates it may take 12 hours to fully charge the razor before the first use. I had mine plugged in for over 15 hours and the light on the razor indicated that it was not yet fully charged. I decided to keep the razor plugged in and use it. After I completed shaving, the charging light briefly indicated it was fully charged but then started indicating it was still charging again. I decided to unplug the razor anyway. I re-checked the manual. Unfortunately, it's written to cover three different models, so not everything in the manual pertains to this specific model. Even so, the drawings indicate charging lights on the razor that simply don't correspond to what's on the actual unit (for example, I don't see anywhere on the unit that the word \\\"Full\\\" would illuminate), and there's no indication in the manual that these drawings only pertain to other units. Strange.\\n\\nBefore owning my Philips Norelco 7110X, I had also owned another Norelco model (more similar in quality to this razor than the 7110X) and some other models from Braun. I've generally been pleased with Norelco electric razors, and this one is another winner.\",\n \"Product: This is a lifestyle magazine for men and women interested in building their bodies and minds. It contains advice on getting in shape and staying fit. Each issue includes articles on exercise routines, diet, nutrition, sexual fitness, psychology, sports medicine, kinesiology, physiology, weight control and personal appearance.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: good information buried between all of the ads\\n\\nReview: Like many other reviews have pointed out, this magazine has A LOT of ads, some of which attempt to pass themselves off as articles but are clearly labeled \\\"4 page advertising supplement.\\\" If you don't mind skipping past all of that junk, there are some good exercise and nutrition tips here and there. I still consider myself a beginner, so perhaps the magazine is more worthwhile for me than someone who has been lifting for 10+ years. Though it's true that the magazine has features on the same body parts over and over, I'm not sure what anyone who is critical of that expects. Should the magazine instead have a feature devoted to exercising your facial muscles? Of course an exercise magazine is going to be repetitive in terms of body parts covered because we have limited body parts to exercise.\\n\\nOne of the things I like about this magazine is that aside from the one \\\"pin up girl\\\" per issue, the magazine really is devoted to muscle and fitness. Some other magazines in this genre are too similar to Playboy to be taken seriously; I don't want to read articles about sex in a bodybuilding magazine. M&F also seems to keep their images of men as neutral as possible, showing the reader the models' musculature without adding anything to make the poses more sexual. (Some other magazines, I've noticed, will show models tugging on their shorts or other such things, making them appear to be stripping and not posing to show off their musculature.) Obviously sex-laden bodybuilding magazines have their fans, but it's nice that, for the most part, M&F's editorial content focuses on the sport itself and not provocative pictures of women or men.\",\n \"Product: Clear Complete Scalp Care Anti Dandruff Shampoo and Conditioner relieve your scalp. Our CUCUMBER and MINT infused formulas silken hair, and contain Zinc Pyrithione to help eliminate flakes. With a fresh and invigorating scent, our Complete Scalp Care system helps sooth itchy, flaky scalp. Infused with CUCUMBER, known to alleviate dryness, and MINT, our formulas are designed to leave your hair and scalp feeling nourished and refreshed. Used daily with the conditioner, the shampoo alleviates itchy, flaky scalp and your hair feels moisturized and is free of visible flakes.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: As effective as Head & Shoulders, cucumber adds nice scent\\n\\nReview: I have been using dandruff shampoos since my teenage years (and those ended quite a few decades ago!), so I know my way around them quite well. After trying shampoos with different antidandruff ingredients, I finally settled back on the basic formula that's most common and used in products such as this and Head & Shoulders: pyrithione zinc. It does the job when used regularly and it doesn't smell bad like some other products. The concentration of pyrithione zinc in this product is 1%, just like in Head & Shoulders.\\n\\nI like the addition of cucumber scent to this product. It adds a refreshing element to the usual subtle minty scent. I haven't noticed this product making my hair any more shiny or healthy, so as far as I am concerned the cucumber is just there for the aroma while shampooing.\",\n \"Product: Everybody loves a bright white smile. Safely enhance your smile every day without giving up the foods and drinks you love! The Philips Sonicare HealthyWhite+ rechargeable toothbrush is proven to remove up to 100% more stains for whiter teeth in only 1 week versus a manual toothbrush.TROUBLESHOOTING STEPS :If the electric toothbrush does not power up, Ensure the correct button is being pushed (power button vs. mode button). The mode button will not turn the handle on. Reinstall the brush head as it is shown in your toothbrush users manual If there is not a brush head on the handle it may not be easily heard. Try placing a brush head on the handle and turning it on. Place the handle in the charger and charge for 24 hours before turning it back on\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Didn't whiten my teeth, but cleans them well\\n\\nReview: I bought my first Sonicare toothbrush nearly 20 years ago. Surprisingly, this model works about the same as the first one I bought. The main differences are that it has a \\\"whitening mode,\\\" but it seems like the only distinguishing factor is that that mode is 30 seconds more brush time. One can also set an intensity level for both the cleaning and whitening mode, with three intensity levels available for each.\\n\\nWhat is the same? The \\\"quadpacer\\\" is still here. If you've never used a Sonicare brush, quadpacer is basically a timer that encourages the user to brush for a full two minutes, with a signal every 30 seconds that it's time to move from one area of the mouth to another. If you're like me, it will seem like brushing for a full two minutes is a long time, but that definitely results in cleaner teeth.\\n\\nOne issue I always have with Sonicare if I haven't used one for a while is that certain areas of my gums tickle a little bit when I use it, particularly the roof of my mouth. When I continue to use Sonicare, however, I get used to the sensation of the brush head's quick movement in my mouth and this no longer bothers me.\\n\\nI didn't notice any whitening of my teeth using this product, but I've never noticed any whitening using any other product, either. I've tried whitening toothpastes, white strips, and at-home bleaching trays. I think I just have teeth that are slightly yellow due to previous antibiotic use, and I'm sure it doesn't help that I've been a daily coffee drinker for more years than I can remember. I still think this is a good brush, however, since it does a very good job at cleaning my teeth. I just thought I would point out that one shouldn't necessarily expect dramatic whitening of one's teeth, regardless of what the manufacturer claims.\",\n \"Product: Cooking for family dinners, special events or to take to a sick friend is much easier with the Reynolds 13\\\" x 9\\\" Non-stick Cake Pans. No spray is needed for your foods to turn out fabulous every time. Bake in them just like with your regular pans but with no worries about getting them returned. The cake pans with lids are easy to transport and are ideal when cooking on the go.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Disposable pans/lids, good for parties/pot-lucks\\n\\nReview: Just as this product's description indicates, these pans are good for situations where you want to take something to a party and don't want to worry about clean up or having a pan to bring home. In fact, these pans are thin enough that even if you wanted to be frugal and reuse them I imagine that they wouldn't go through many uses before giving out.\\n\\nMy reason for giving four rather than five stars is that after taking off the plastic wrapper that holds these two pans and lids together, I noticed a few dark flecks in the pans. Maybe it's reasonable to wash something like this prior to use any way, but given that I didn't know what these flecks were (probably aluminum) I certainly didn't want to put food into the pans without making sure that the pans were thoroughly washed.\",\n \"Product: PowerDirector 13 Ultimate Suite is designed for video creative experts, and includes 3 award-winning offerings from CyberLink - video editing software PowerDirector, audio editing software AudioDirector and color grading software ColorDirector. It includes all the essential tools for every facet of world-class video production. With PowerDirector Ultimate Suite, you can quickly and easily achieve the results you want, with superior color, sound, and video effects.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Did not work well for me at all -- excruciatingly slow and other bugs make this useless\\n\\nReview: I hesitate to write such a negative review as I really wanted to like this software, but whether it's just a poorly written program or there is something incompatible in my set-up I found this program seriously underperformed.\\n\\nWhen I initially got this and saw that my previous PC was underpowered in terms of using this, I used that as an excuse to finally replace my pc. I installed this on a new Dell pc with an Intel i5 4460 processor with 12GB of RAM and a 1TB hard drive with plenty of free space.\\n\\nHere are the problems I've encountered over the past three weeks that I've tried to use this software:\\n\\n1. A couple of crashes for unknown reasons. I saw that someone from Cyberlink suggested to another reviewer that they update their software to resolve this issue. I applied the update and while I haven't had a crash since that time, I have continued to see another very odd symptom, namely that sometimes the screen does not update when a different menu or item is selected. For example, I might be on the timeline and want to apply a MagicFix and yet the panel showing the MagicFix settings doesn't appear until I click somewhere else on the timeline and then back to the original item. I haven't seen this symptom on any other program I've used on my new pc so far and, in fact, I've seldom come across this symptom in my multiple decades of using computers.\\n\\n2. While the user interface is good, some of the design aspects aren't. Back to MagicFix. I had some old home movies that I had previously copied from a VHS tape (originally shot in the 1960s on, I think, 16mm film) to a dvd burner. Since I had done no video processing on the resulting dvd, I thought it would be interesting to see how much MagicFix could improve the look of my old home movies. For a while I thought that maybe something was wrong with the installation of my software because most of the Edit options were grayed out. Turns out that one cannot simply import a file into a project and then apply processing to it. One has to drag that file down to the timeline to enable many of the Edit options, including the various image stabilization/color correction fixes. Imagine my chagrin when, for whatever reason, Cyberlink PowerDirector decided to break up that file into a couple of hundred 2 minute long pieces in the timeline. Try as I might, I wasn't able to undo that. I did finally figure out how to switch to chapter view so I wasn't having to apply the MagicFix to each individual 2-minute chunk (yes, one cannot \\\"select all\\\" to elements on the timeline and then apply the MagicFix!), but this whole endeavor wore me out. The feature I was most looking forward to exploring in this software left me feeling like it isn't worth the bother, even though the side-by-side preview indicated that the results would be quite good.\\n\\n3. The final -- and most serious -- flaw is the processing time. I've gotten inconsistent results, so I honestly don't know what's going on. With the aforementioned home movies, I was able to process it adding music (no video fixes) in a reasonable amount of time -- around one hour. Then, when I realized what I was doing wrong in terms of being able to apply Magic video fixes, I started a new project with the same home movie file I originally used, added the same music, and then applied the MagicFix to stabilize the image, etc. It seemed to me that the MagicFix was being done while in Edit mode, so I assumed that once it got time to Produce the disc that it would take about the same amount of time as the first attempt. Imagine my surprise when, 16 hours later (yes, that's 16 hours!!!), my video was only 45% rendered. It actually seemed like it was stuck and not doing anything, but after careful inspection of the various times reported I noticed that it was still rendering the video -- at a rate of about 10 seconds every hour. This was while there was no other load on my pc! I've read others' reviews that talk about Cyberlink's speed, but either other software is even more unusable or there's something wrong with the way this software is working on my pc.\\n\\nFor the record, this is the first software package I've used that has some of these features such as the MagicFix video editing, but I do have Nero 12 Suite installed on the same pc. Just for kicks I tried to convert a short video file to an AVI file. Nero accomplished the task in under 15 minutes. In the same amount of time, Cyberlink's software indicated that it had only processed about 2 minutes of video. I abandoned the test so I'm not sure whether that estimate was correct since, in my first home movies conversion test, Cyberlink indicated that it was a very short way into the rendering process and then all of a sudden it was done!\",\n \"Product: Undetectable, the CAMO Concealer is the worlds first concealing agent designed for men. This discreet face product is formulated to withstand the higher oil output of mens skin. Our grape seed oil-based cosmetic is infused with vitamins and SPF 8 protection. Dermatologist recommended. Available in three tones to reduce dark circles, hide scars, bumps and blemishes. Hypoallergenic and fragrance free. Lip-balm sized applicator for easy carry and discreet spot checks.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Subtly diminishes appearance of various blemishes, but does not entirely conceal them\\n\\nReview: I've never tried a concealer before. Truth be told, I have an aversion to men wearing make-up unless they are doing some sort of performance. Even when it comes to women, I think the more subtle the make-up is applied, the better. So with that point of view, I wasn't sure I would like this product but given that I'm am fair skinned and have various issues (freckles, various keratoses which I have removed by my dermatologist when possible, etc), I figured that it would be interesting to see if I could cover up some of these blemishes without the make-up being obvious.\\n\\nWhen you first apply this concealer, it's definitely noticeable. It's not supposed to be just applied to one's skin like lip balm to one's lips, though; it's designed to be rubbed in. Once the product is lightly rubbed in, it does a very good job at blending in with my complexion. It subtly masks my skin's blemishes but does not entirely hide them. I think that if it did entirely hide blemishes as dark as freckles, the product would appear more obvious one one's skin.\\n\\nThe product has some sun protection built in, but I honestly cannot imagine applying so much of this product that it would substitute for my normal sunscreen. Besides, it's only SPF 8.\",\n \"Product: New from Krups, this 12-cup programmable coffee maker has 1,100 watts to provide fast and efficient brewing. The programmable timer/auto on sets the start time each day and has a 1-3 cup flavor setting to maximize flavor extraction from small quantities of coffee. There is an audible signal indicating when the machine is done brewing and a popular pause and serve feature allows interruption anytime during brewing. After brewing, the heating plate time is adjustable from 1 to 5 hours. The 60 ounce water reservoir has a detection feature which shuts the unit off if completely empty has a built in water filtration system to remove chlorine and limescale buildup. Beautifully styled with a blue illuminated LED control panel for easy of use, it has a solid stainless steel swing out filter holder with soft eject motion and easy pour 12 cup glass carafe with no drip spout and ergonomic handle design. The descaling indicator measures brew time and calculates when descaling is necessary. Comes with a 1-year warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good coffeemaker, works as promised; a little cheaply built\\n\\nReview: I don't know how to understand some of the previous, extremely negative reviews.\\n\\nI have not had any problem pouring a cup of coffee without dripping/spilling.\\n\\nI think that the 1-3 cup feature is great: With my previous coffeemaker, it really wasn't possible to brew a small amount of coffee and have it taste good; with this Krups' machine's 1-3 cup setting, I get a few nice, strong cups of coffee without having to use too many coffee beans.\\n\\nThe programming feature is easy to use. I read the manual once and then, two days later, remembered how to program the coffeemaker to brew at a specific time. It's really as simple as pressing the \\\"Prog\\\" button quickly, toggling with the \\\"hour/minutes\\\" button\\\" to set the timer. As to the fear that the machine will be a fire hazard by turning itself on without water because the timer is set, the manual clearly states that there is a safety feature that will turn the machine off if it gets turned on without any water in the reservoir. Yes, I would prefer a separate button to turn on/off the timer setting, but it isn't that big of a deal.\\n\\nI haven't had any problem with water spilling out the back of the unit. In fact, I don't even see the overfill hole in the back of the unit that a previous reviewer mentioned. I seldom brew 12 cups of coffee at once, so perhaps I'm not the best person to judge whether this is a problem. I did do the initial \\\"clean the machine\\\" routine by filling it up all the way to run clean water through it and I didn't notice and spilling at that time.\\n\\nI agree that the coffeemaker is somewhat cheaply built -- surprisingly flimsy for a coffeemaker with a list price this high. I actually bought mine locally and chose the more expensive FME4-14 model because the stainless steel front added some solidity to the machine. The FME1 and FME2 models, all plastic, seemed extremely cheap and light. They all use the same filter basket mechanism, though, which appears to be fragile. This is not a machine for those people who are impatient or treat their possessions in a rough manner. I can see breaking the swing out door or the filter holder because of how thin the plastic is. On the other hand, I bought this coffeemaker to replace an even more expensive Cuisinart model that broke just out of warranty. (Well, the coffemaker still worked but the brew-and-pour feature stopped working because a piece of plastic in the filter basket broke. Actually, I couldn't even use the thing at all until I bought a 10 cent washer at a local hardware store and jimmied the thing back into somewhat of a workable condition -- at least it no longer just spewed coffee all over my counter, but the brew-and-pour feature still didn't work. And, of course, I couldn't find the replacement part I needed to actually make the machine whole again. Also, the water level meter in that machine stopped working after just a few months and the clock was so poor that it gained over one minute EVERY DAY, interfering with the machine's ability to actually brew at a specific time each day using it's programming function.)\\n\\nI agree that there should be markings on both sides of the carafe. This pot is designed for right-handed people because the markings are visible when it's picked up in the right hand. However, given the water level read out on the machine itself (which, despite others' experiences, I haven't had a problem with yet), this doesn't seem to be a big deal.\\n\\nAs to the warming plate's surface flaking off, I have to wonder what that person was using to clean the machine. The manual specifically states not to use ANYTHING abrasive on the machine and that reviewer used the word \\\"scour.\\\" Really, when cleaning off the small drips of coffee that inevitably get on a warming plate when using a brew-and-pour feature (I've never seen a coffee maker that was perfect about stopping coffee from dripping when the pot is removed during brewing), all one needs to use is the soft side of a kitchen sponge for a quick wipe.\\n\\nMy biggest gripe about this machine is the manual. It is poorly laid out: there is a picture of the machine on one page with letters pointing to various features, but the legend of what those letters means appears a few pages later. Obviously the legend needs to be on the facing page of the manual. I was also a little concerned when initially unpacking the thing. There's a large piece of styrofoam holding the pot in place and I was concerned about breaking the filter basket door when I was ripping it out of the machine. The manual contains NO instructions about unpacking the machine. Normally instructions for something this basic aren't necessary, but if Krups is going to pack something this delicate in such a screwy way, they should provide better information to the end consumer. Perhaps this is how some reviewers' filter holder doors became broken in the first place. Another problem with the manual was the instruction to \\\"rotate\\\" the water filter holder open in order to insert the filter. No illustrations were provided. I don't know about you, but I consider \\\"rotating\\\" to mean twisting something off. But the filter holder is actually designed to be flipped open (one side should remain attached while the other flips down). Given how flimsy the plastic is on this part, too, I could easily see someone breaking the filter holder if they weren't careful and actually tried to rotate the end of it off.\\n\\nI cannot speak to the longevity of the machine as I've only owned it for less than one month, but so far I'm liking its features and, more importantly, the taste of the coffee it produces.\",\n \"Product: Redi Shade Room Darkening Vinyl is an easy to use corded shade that provides light blocking and shadow-proof privacy. The Redi Shade not only provides instant maximum privacy with style but installs in two easy steps; peel and stick. The vinyl shade is easy to trim to fit your window or may be overlapped to cover larger windows. The vinyl shade is durable and washable.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: inexpensive, gets the job done\\n\\nReview: I was a little disappointed that this shade does not actually \\\"darken\\\" my room, but since I already have another window covering (standard mini-blinds) they do a sufficient job at further reducing the light that makes it into my room at night.\\n\\nI didn't find the shade quite as easy to cut as some other reviewers indicated. (I used a standard, serrated kitchen knife.) Because of this, the edges of my shade are a little messy looking. Again, this isn't a problem for my installation since the shade is simply hanging behind my blinds anyway. If I intended this shade to remain up long term as my principal window covering, however, I wouldn't be too thrilled by how cheap it all looks.\\n\\nSo, my bottom line is that this is a good deal for the money as long as you know what you're getting.\\n\\nEDIT ON 8/11/08:\\n\\nI just wanted to add that only a couple of months after putting this shade up, the \\\"stickies\\\" that are used to hold it up failed -- this despite me normally not even moving the shade up and down each day, so the only force put on this shade most days was the weight of the shade itself. Very disappointing. I tried to find something to put and keep the shade back up and ended up just using a couple of nails so this thing would for sure stay put. I therefore would downgrade this to 3 stars.\",\n \"Product: 100-Percent Made in Germany: Koziol has been creating fun award winning designs for the home since 1927 from their factory in Erbach Germany. 100-Percent Environmentally Aware: Less energy is needed to make Koziol products than items made of porcelain, ceramic or glass which results in generating the lowest CO2 emissions. The company's directive is to make desirable designs responsibly, which means they only use thermoplastics that are 100-Percent recyclable with non-toxic pigments and any waste created during manufacturing is always recycled. Koziol's award winning designs bring fun in to the home where people least expect it and at a very affordable price, so spread the word and make your house a Koziol home.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice shape, silly spoon, wish the lid locked in place\\n\\nReview: I honestly have mixed feelings about this set but I am liking it the more I use it, so I am going to give it the benefit of the doubt and give it four stars. What do I like:\\n\\n1. Integrated scoop/spoon. Very nice to have a cut out on the lid for the spoon, especially since I'm used to storing my coffee in a container without this feature and the scoop I use frequently falls off the top of that container as I reach for the coffee.\\n\\n2. Nice shape. I am used to using a round, Rubbermaid container to store my coffee. I like that this is more of a slim rectangular shape since it effectively uses less space in the cupboard.\\n\\n3. Lightweight. The plastic is light, not adding much weight on its own.\\n\\nWhat I am conflicted about: The scoop/spoon. It's sort of an odd, smiley face, almost ghost-like figure. It's sort of cute, but also seems sort of childish. Good thing I am sometimes a fan of childish things (like cartoons), so this doesn't bother me too much. Still, it definitely adds a playfulness to the design that some might find off-putting, particularly those who like to store their coffee on their counters next to their coffeemakers.\\n\\nWhat I am worried about but so far have not had an issue with: The lid just sort of rests in place. It doesn't snap in place to create any sort of seal. The container I have been using for a long time has a lid that locks in place, so on the rare occasion that I accidentally dropped that container it didn't cause the coffee to go spilling all over the floor. I fear that that could very easily happen with this container if I'm not especially careful while handling it since, as I wrote about, it's very lightweight and the lid seems like it would easily come off if the container fell off the counter and landed on its side.\",\n \"Product: 100-Percent Made in Germany: Koziol has been creating fun award winning designs for the home since 1927 from their factory in Erbach Germany. 100-Percent Environmentally Aware: Less energy is needed to make Koziol products than items made of porcelain, ceramic or glass which results in generating the lowest CO2 emissions. The company's directive is to make desirable designs responsibly, which means they only use thermoplastics that are 100-Percent recyclable with non-toxic pigments and any waste created during manufacturing is always recycled. Koziol's award winning designs bring fun in to the home where people least expect it and at a very affordable price, so spread the word and make your house a Koziol home.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice shape, silly spoon, wish the lid locked in place\\n\\nReview: I honestly have mixed feelings about this set but I am liking it the more I use it, so I am going to give it the benefit of the doubt and give it four stars. What do I like:\\n\\n1. Integrated scoop/spoon. Very nice to have a cut out on the lid for the spoon, especially since I'm used to storing my coffee in a container without this feature and the scoop I use frequently falls off the top of that container as I reach for the coffee.\\n\\n2. Nice shape. I am used to using a round, Rubbermaid container to store my coffee. I like that this is more of a slim rectangular shape since it effectively uses less space in the cupboard.\\n\\n3. Lightweight. The plastic is light, not adding much weight on its own.\\n\\nWhat I am conflicted about: The scoop/spoon. It's sort of an odd, smiley face, almost ghost-like figure. It's sort of cute, but also seems sort of childish. Good thing I am sometimes a fan of childish things (like cartoons), so this doesn't bother me too much. Still, it definitely adds a playfulness to the design that some might find off-putting, particularly those who like to store their coffee on their counters next to their coffeemakers.\\n\\nWhat I am worried about but so far have not had an issue with: The lid just sort of rests in place. It doesn't snap in place to create any sort of seal. The container I have been using for a long time has a lid that locks in place, so on the rare occasion that I accidentally dropped that container it didn't cause the coffee to go spilling all over the floor. I fear that that could very easily happen with this container if I'm not especially careful while handling it since, as I wrote about, it's very lightweight and the lid seems like it would easily come off if the container fell off the counter and landed on its side.\",\n \"Product: Automatic and programmable coffee quantity (Espresso and Lungo), includes the sample of the Grand Crus.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very easy to use and makes great espresso\\n\\nReview: I've owned a few espresso machines over the years: Many years ago, I owned one of those stovetop metal machines. It's been so long since I've had one of those that I'm not even going to comment on the quality of espresso it made. Subsequently I purchased a few different pump machines made by Krups. They both made decent espresso, but nothing compared to what I could get at a decent cafe.\\n\\nI moved several months ago and discovered that my espresso machine didn't survive the move. After fruitlessly trying to figure out how to get it running again, I decided I'd just buy a new machine. What to buy? I looked at Krups again, but thought it might be nice to get something that would hopefully make even better espresso. I looked at Breville and a few other brands, but my frugal side kept pulling me back to inexpensive machines by Krups and a few others. Meanwhile I was seeking out opinions from others, both in person and online, and finally decided to give the Nespresso brand a try. I was initially extremely put off by the notion of buying into a system where I'd have to buy my coffee from the manufacturer, but I did have to admit that the ease of use seemed great and I wasn't particularly enamored by all that was entailed in using a manual machine.\\n\\nI've now had my CitiZ for nearly three months and have to say that, along with my Nespresso Aerocino, it is one of the best consumer electronics purchases I've ever made. I like strong espresso, so my preferred pods are the more intense ones: Ristretto, Arpeggio, Roma, Decaf Intenso, and the limited edition Kazaar. I've had espresso at a few cafes since buying my CitiZ and I honestly have found all of them inferior to what I get from my CitiZ. The CitiZ is so easy to use that you could probably make your first cup of coffee while half asleep.\\n\\nI just descaled my machine for the first time yesterday, and that was quite a breeze to do as well. (Look for a helpful YouTube video on descaling the CitiZ versus trying to figure out Nespresso's illustrated instructions.)\\n\\nIn closing, yes this machine cost me more than I initially wanted to spend. Yes, the capsules cost WAY more than buying coffee beans, grinding them yourself, and then using them in a machine where you have to measure, tamp, etc. But what you get in exchange for the premium cost is consistently great espresso. I'm frequently a budget minded person, but this is one indulgence I'm happy to have developed. I haven't enjoyed drinking coffee this much in years. And, no, I'm not a Nespresso employee -- I just sound like one. :)\",\n \"Product: Essenza Auto C101 US Black Nespresso; 6-1/2 by 11-1/2 by 10-inch water tank: 30.4-ounces.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Essenza is good, but not as good as CitiZ; Aeroccino redesign is better\\n\\nReview: I purchased a CitiZ and the latest model of the Aeroccino for my home and loved them both so much that I purchased this more affordable bundle for my office.\\n\\nThe quality of the coffee and steamed milk/froth is the same, so I have no complaints as to quality in that regard. There are a couple of issues I'd like to highlight to distinguish these machines from the CitiZ and newer Aeroccino:\\n\\nCitiZ versus Essenza:\\n\\nEssenza machine has VERY short distance between spout and drip tray. Even with tray removed, there isn't a great distance between the spout and the table the Essenza is sitting on. This means that you either need to use proper espresso glasses or another cup/mug that's relatively short. The CitiZ, in contrast, can handle (just barely) a standard sized mug under the spout with the flap down, and an even larger mug with the flap up.\\n\\nIt's much easier to add water to the CitiZ's reservoir: Just remove the reservoir cover and add water! With the Essenza, you have to pull the water tank out/off of the machine to fill it -- not a big deal, but I'm afraid that at some point I might drop and damage the tank.\\n\\nThe Essenza takes a little longer to heat up in order to make your first shot, but the time difference isn't large.\\n\\nCitiZ just looks nicer.\\n\\nNow, onto the two Aeroccinos:\\n\\nThere are two main differences. The old model doesn't have a power button; just a button to press once you want it to start working. To actually turn it off, so to speak, you have to unplug it. (I may not have normally even mentioned this but according to some reviews I've read online, it seems like leaving this plugged in might not only be a fire hazard but also might lead to the product's premature malfunction.)\\n\\nThe other main difference is that the newer Aeroccino has a place in its base to store the wisk not currently being used; on the older model, there is a place under the lid to store it, but that means that if you leave the wisk there while using the machine that you'll end up having to wash it, too, after using the machine.\\n\\nAs with the CitiZ versus the Essenza, the newer model of the Aeroccino simply looks better, though in terms of form some people might prefer the older model since it has a handle while the newer model does not.\\n\\nI received both of these as a bundle from Amazon's Warehouse Deals, and while the item description indicated that the unit may have slight cosmetic issues (indicating it might have been a customer return), the only \\\"defect\\\" I could notice was that the cardboard box was ever so slightly dented in one corner. Everything else was as new.\",\n \"Product: Impress im-708 8-Inch 3-speed high velocity fan black.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: surprisingly powerful for its size\\n\\nReview: I bought this to lug to the gym so I can have air circulation while I'm on the rowing machine. Though it takes up more room in my backpack than I anticipated, it is very light. It also moves a lot more air than I anticipated. I've tried some very small fans before that left me feeling very disappointed (and hot!), but this one exceeded my expectations.\\n\\nI've had no problem with it moving around on the floor, though I'm not using it on wood but rather some sort of rubberized tile. I'm surprised that it would move around on a wood floor, though, since my unit doesn't seem to vibrate much when it's on. Maybe some are just built better than others?\\n\\nUpdate on 9/2/13: My fan still works and hasn't developed any of the problems some of the other reviewers complain about.\",\n \"Product: The Anchor Coffee Pod Drawer is the new generation of coffee pod storage! Choose from three models: K-Cups (holds 36, and available in black or white), Vue Packs (holds 20) or Nespresso Capsules (holds 50). NOTE: The K-Cup model is compatible with Verismo pods, CBTL pods, Dolce Gusto pods (42), and Rivo Pods (72) The Vue model is also compatible with Tassimo T-Discs (48) Forget the cheap wire mesh holders with sticky drawers and flimsy construction that eventually sag. This holder is built to last with attention to detail and superior materials. Strong durable construction means you can safely place your coffee machine directly on top of the drawer without worrying that it will eventually sag or that the heat will compromise the coffee pods underneath. Choose from three models: K-Cups (holds 36, available in Black, White, Red, Silver, and wood veneer), Vue Packs (holds 20) or Nespresso Capsules (holds 50, available in Black, Red and Silver). clean and modern design perfect for home or office chrome handles Five rows to help organize your favorite flavors K-cup model: 13.5W x 3.2H x 13.2D Nespresso model: 9.2W x 2.2H x 15.2D Vue model: 13.39W x 3.19H x 13.62D Why buy the Anchor over cheaper products? Simple, because you get what you pay for. The Anchor looks great (much better than wire mesh!) and is made with quality materials so the drawers will remain smooth even with the weight of a coffee machine over it. The superior structure means the capsules will not be compromised over time by the constant heat from the machine, unlike all other models in the market. fresh coffee is the whole point, right?\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Could be better designed; quite expensive for what it really is\\n\\nReview: I purchased this storage drawer for Nespresso capsules. If you want a realistic description of what this item is, it's an inexpensive plastic tray housed inside an inexpensive plastic shell. The tray (calling it a drawer is misleading since it doesn't glide on any rollers or tracks) can be pulled out when my CitiZ is sitting on top of the unit, but it definitely takes a bit of effort and isn't a smooth gliding motion like a cupboard or dresser drawer. Perhaps that could not be expected at this price point, however, it should be noted lest someone think \\\"drawer\\\" means this is going to function just like a real drawer.\\n\\nAnother issue I have with this unit is that the individual rows that hold the capsules don't really seem to be designed specifically for Nespresso capsules even though that's what this product description and the box it shipped in says. The rows are a little too wide, allowing capsules to wiggle back and forth a little when the tray is pulled or pushed. Why does that matter? Well, one cannot reach the capsules in the back of each row without pulling the tray all the way out. Because of this, I don't entirely fill each row but instead leave a bit of empty space so that I don't have to pull the tray entirely out to be sure I've used all of the capsules. The problem is that when one pulls the tray or picks up a capsule from the row, the lack of a tight fit causes the capsules to move. and I find that even though I purposefully don't put capsules all the way back that the capsules end up getting pushed far back during ordinary usage of this storage tray. A far better design would have been to have had a very mild, spring loaded pressure pad at the end of each row that could keep capsules from being pushed back AND that would force capsules to the front of the tray as capsules were removed. Is that expecting too much for an item that costs so little? I'm not sure, but I don't think so.\\n\\nIn the end, this really is just a pretty piece of plastic and not something that seems to have had much thought put into its functionality. It's nice to have somewhere to store my capsules near my CitiZ, but I wish this tray offered more than a simple black plastic enclosure.\",\n \"Product: Whynter is going GREEN! With this new CFC free, lead free and high energy efficiency portable air conditioner, you can stay cool while keeping with better environmental standards and reducing energy consumption. This Whynter GREEN ARC-12SDH portable air conditioner features the CFC free GREEN R-410A refrigerant and lead free RoHS compliant components\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A/C is adequate, but don't buy this for use as a fan; window mount needs improvements\\n\\nReview: I'll start my review by stating that I've never owned another air conditioning unit, whether a \\\"portable\\\" one like this model or something else. I did a fair amount of research before buying this unit, though, and decided on this model because of the dual hoses and because the BTU rating seemed appropriate for my living area.\\n\\nHere are the pluses of this unit as I see it: Easy to follow installation instructions until it gets to the window plate. (More on that under the cons.) Okay looking for what it is. Has remote control. Puts out cold air when set to a/c, as promised. Not too loud. (I'm not sure whether other people who've commented on the loudness just got defective units or have different expectations.)\\n\\nHere are the cons/minuses:\\n\\n1. Window plate. Who designed this thing? I anticipated, based on the manufacturer's description, that I would simply be able to slide out a panel or two and lock the panel in place somehow since my window is in the size range this is supposed to fit. Well, when I used the small plate in conjunction with the one that the hoses go into, it was too small to cover the entire vertical space. When I used the long one, it was too big to put into the window. I had to cut the larger one down to size, and given that I don't have a saw (don't have much use for tools, generally speaking) it was quite a task to cut through the thing with a pair of scissors! The other issue I don't quite understand with the wall plates is why aren't designed to simply be more accommodating to different lengths. I'm not sure how to describe what I was expecting, but I used to have a dual window fan with slide-out accordian panels and I expected something a little more easy like that.\\n\\n2. Fan mode. One of the reasons I bought this model was the dual hoses, and I thought this would not only be useful when the unit was in a/c mode (exhausting hot air outside while drawing in new air to be cooled so as not to create a negative air pressure issue) but also in fan mode. Well, the unit does not draw air in from outside while in fan mode; it simply circulates the air that's already in the room. This makes sense when the unit is set in \\\"auto\\\" mode because you certainly wouldn't want it to draw in hot air from outside in between the a/c compressor's cycles. But when the outside temperature is actually cooler than it is inside, not being able to simply use this unit as a fan to draw in cool air is a MAJOR design flaw. Had I known this about this unit, I surely would not have purchased it. My need for this unit was actually more that I have difficulty getting an exchange of air from outside my condo with what's inside due to the builder's poor decision to install only one operating window. I figured that instead of simply getting a dual window fan like I had before that was really only effective in the area immediately adjacent to the fan due to a lack of power that I would get something like this that would surely be more effective at drawing in outside air while exhausting existing inside air. I figured that I'd really only need the a/c a few times per year when it's extremely hot outside where I live. When the evening air is 60 degrees but the inside of my condo is in the upper 70s, I can cool it down just as fast with a fan in the window as I can using this unit in a/c mode, using only about 20% of the energy. So I guess I'll be happy when it is actually hot outside and I have something that will actually provide cool air, but that only happens where I live on rare occasions.\\n\\nMy other major beef about this unit is the designer's decision to have the a/c unit deliberately miscalibrated by 5 degrees. Want your room cooled down to 73 degrees? You must set the a/c to cool down to 68 degrees. If you set it to 73 degrees and it's currently under 78 degrees inside, the a/c unit won't even turn on. I understand the manufacturer's logic that this will save energy, but that's only true if the unit is being used by someone stupid. It's the equivalent of deliberately setting one's clock to the wrong time in order to trick one into getting up on time. I don't know about you, but if I know the clock is set 10 minutes fast then I'll simply compensate for that in my mind; I don't be fooled into thinking that 6:00 am is really 6:10 am.\\n\\nIn a way, I feel like my star rating is overly generous since I actually do regret this purchase. To give it less than 3 stars when it basically does what it's supposed to do, though, doesn't seem fair. It's just the case that the product doesn't suit my needs very well and I probably would have been just as well served buying a new dual window fan for 10% of the cost of this unit.\",\n \"Product: The FusionBlade Digital Blender from BLACK+DECKER is a game changer for any kitchen. Craft iced drinks and blended creations in no time with the unique blade shape and jar design that combine to deliver maximum blending power. A pulse button joins 4 speed options to give you full control over the 700 watts of power, easily crushing ice and blending fruits. Plus, a pre-programmed smoothie setting will whip up a tasty blended treat in just 30 seconds. This set includes a 20oz personal blending jar that works great for customized drinks on the go. Endless possibilities await with this attractive, chrome-accented blender that can transform the way you cook and eat.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Superior to my old Osterizer in most respects\\n\\nReview: This blender is replacing an Osterizer 12 speed model I've been using for well over a decade.\\n\\nBoth blenders do a good job. The Oster has more speeds available, but quite honestly I seldom used most of them. I typically either want to blend something at a low speed or a high speed, and sometimes use the pulse feature. Both blenders are able to do that.\\n\\nA plus with this blender is that it ships with a smaller container suitable for making an individual sized smoothie to go. I had to separately purchase that attachment for my Oster.\\n\\nAnother plus with this blender is the design of how the blending container fits onto the base. The Oster was a little more finicky in terms of placement of the container, and I think that's how I burned out a fuse early on in its life. It also was easy to inadvertently twist the container on the base and loosen the bottom, causing leaks. The Black and Decker has a much more substantial design in terms of how the bottom piece containing the blade screws onto the container, and then putting it on the base in the correct position is more straightforward. Perhaps I'm not describing this well, but the bottom line is that the industrial design of this blender is superior.\\n\\nThe only thing I like less about the Black and Decker is its lid. I suppose for some this lid's design might be preferable, but I find it unnecessarily snug.\",\n \"Product: The Rabbit Flexing Whiskey Ice Cube Tray creates the perfect cubes to chill whiskey without diluting it. This sleek ice mold stores flat in the freezer; simply flex the BPA mold to pop ice cubes into a drink glass. The mold's larger ice cubes melt more slowly, keeping drinks cooler longer. Features a convenient vertical fill for ease of use. The mold is completely sealed, locking out odors that could taint the flavor of the whiskey. The tray produces two cubes per use.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: So far, so good; only time will tell if sealed design prevents odor absorption\\n\\nReview: A little background first: I used a couple of silicone ice cube trays made by Tovolo for several years without problem, but then noticed that the ice in my drinks started smelling bad. Turns out that a lot of people had this problem with those ice cube trays, but some people reported having the problem almost as soon as they started using the trays. My trays didn't pick up an odor for several years, but once they started smelling bad there was nothing I could do to rescue them. (I tried the various remedies suggested by people online including soaking in bleach, ammonia, and coffee grounds; the only thing I didn't try was soaking them in kitty litter!)\\n\\nSo I suppose the purpose of this tray's design is to prevent the tray from absorbing odors from one's freezer since it has a cap that seals it when it's in the freezer. Only time will tell whether this system actually does prevent the tray from absorbing freezer odor, but I'm actually thinking that eventually the tray will smell bad simply because the body of it will absorb odor from the outside that will transfer in.\\n\\nAs to the functionality of the tray, it's easy to use. The fill line could perhaps be more obvious, but if you overfill you can always pour some water out before putting the cap on. Removing the cubes once frozen was as easy as twisting the tray a few times and then dumping the cubes out. One tray produces enough ice to fill one large glass -- definitely not as much ice as one would get from a traditional tray with a similar footprint. That's basically because the cubes themselves are fairly slender (as depicted in the product's photo here). After filling the tray, putting the cap on, and resting it on its side in the freezer, the water is really only filling about 1/4 of the tray since there's air space to allow for expansion of the water when it freezes as well as quite a lot of air space to facilitate removing the ice cubes.\\n\\nOne last note: My first shipment arrived without the end cap even though the package did not appear to be tampered with, making the product unusable. If you're like me and sometimes get things and don't use them right away, you should probably at least look at your product right away to make sure that both the tray and the end cap were provided.\\n\\nUPDATE: I got two of these trays. (The first one I received was missing the cap, so I was sent a second tray with cap. I used the cap for both trays, alternating them.) They both picked up a bad odor relatively quickly. I think I'm done with soft ice cube trays like this; the old ones made of harder plastic or -- better yet, metal -- don't pick up an off odor during use.\",\n \"Product: A classic design reinvented, simplicity and style combined are the hallmarks of the DHP modern canopy metal bed. Its sleek square lines finished in a rich, gun metal gray has a timeless look perfect for any setting. Featuring 22 metal slats to provide support and comfort, this bed does not require a box spring or additional foundation. Pair the canopy bed with curtains for a romantic, personal touch. Whatever your style, the DHP modern canopy metal bed is magical in every way.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Difficult assembly; looks cheaper than I anticipated\\n\\nReview: I will update this later depending on how the manufacturer handles my issues.\\n\\n1. The box was a bit damaged looking, but the contents do not appear to have been damaged in transit. One piece has an area where the gray paint was poorly applied, revealing an orange colored undercoat. I have asked for this to be replaced along with other parts that seem more problematic.\\n\\n2. I got to step 2 and was halted because there was no way to attach the bracket U to post K. Thinking that maybe I messed up in step 1 and that the lack of alignment was due to my error, I tried linking up U and K without U being attached to the parts assembled in the first step. It's clear that the holes do not line up. I'm thinking the problem is with the posts K and not the bracket U, but regardless of the reason for the misalignment there is no way for me to proceed beyond this step.\\n\\nWhat this means is that I have a mattress scheduled for delivery on Tuesday and now I do not have a bed frame to support that mattress. Given that the manufacturer is only open Monday through Friday, I had to leave a message (this being Saturday) and the earliest I will get a response is Monday. Unless they overnight parts (and I highly doubt they will), I will likely not have a bed frame for my new mattress for a week since the manufacturer is on the East Coast and I am on the West Coast. (The last time I ordered furniture online that needed to be assembled, I had to wait over one week to receive replacement parts by UPS ground.)\\n\\nIf this box hadn't been so heavy (close to 100 pounds) I would simply return it to Amazon. I may still end up doing that, though, depending on how quickly the manufacturer responds to my issue.\\n\\nFor the record, I don't think this product looks nearly as nice as I anticipated. I expected just some coated steel but it's actually painted with a thick coat of paint that was not very well applied. Only one piece is so bad that it warrants replacement, but really the entire thing has minor defects in the paint application. Even if the manufacturer makes good on the bad parts and ships them to me quickly, at most this product deserves 3 stars.\\n\\nUpdate to follow.\\n\\nEDIT on 6/1/2015: It came to me in a half-awake state. Could I simply have a part turned around backwards? Upon waking, I checked and, in fact, I was trying to put two pieces together incorrectly. Now that I have finished assembling my bed, here's my updated feedback.\\n\\nIt IS possible to assemble this by yourself. Only a couple of steps are a little awkward due to needing to hold onto a part in suspension while inserting a bolt. It is, however, a fair amount of work. I had no idea when I ordered this bed how many parts it was going to ship in. Just counting the main posts, there are are close to twenty. Then there are a dozen brackets. The bed's platform consists of individual slats that must be inserted and then secured in place with little plastic tabs, about 20 slats and 40 plastic tabs. Then there are hooks that connect the slats; I didn't count them but there are probably 30 or so of those. All told I think I spent about 3 to 4 hours putting this together myself. For the money, I wish I had just purchased a bed locally that would either come assembled or that would require minimal assembly. I knew this bed was going to require some effort to put together, but there are definitely pieces that could have been manufactured in a way that wouldn't have required so much effort for the consumer to put the bed together. I'm already thinking about what a nightmare this thing will be to take apart should I move in the future.\\n\\nAs to the bed itself, as I previously stated I would give this 3 stars at most. Now that it's assembled, I actually think it's more worthy of two stars. I'm not a fan of cheap looking and feeling furniture, and this piece has both of those traits. Had I seen this in a showroom, there is no way I would have purchased it. I wasn't expecting something grand for the current price on Amazon, but I was expecting something a little more solid feeling (not something that's held together in a hundred places by little bolts or plastic tabs). I also expected a more rustic look -- simple coated metal, not metal that's had a coat of gray paint unevenly applied to it.\\n\\nI wasn't anticipating surrounding my bed with curtains, but given the way this thing looks I think I'm going to go that route so I can disguise the cheap look of this bed.\\n\\nFor the record, I received neither a return email nor return call from the manufacturer today, and it's near the end of their business day. For that I would give DHP low marks for customer service, especially since I had to abandon another call I placed to them today after waiting in a queue for a while with no indication of how long the wait time would be.\\n\\nUPDATE #2: I just received a response from the manufacturer via email on 6/4/15, or more than three business days after my initial contact, even though I had already sent a second message to disregard my request for assistance since I realized the assembly error was mine. In their email, they basically asked for more information and for me to send photos to them. I'm adding this update to the review just to give prospective buyers an idea of the level of assembly assistance they might receive from DHP -- too little, too late.\",\n \"Product: Vac, dust and reach- versatility to clean where your upright vacuum can't. 360 Degree Reach Pro speeds through messes from floor to ceiling with 4 multipurpose tools that easily switch this vacuum from a stick to a handheld and back again. Use the 6\\\" wide powered tool to easily convert the 360 to a hand vacuum. It's powerful brush roll is perfect for stairs and upholstery inside as well as a handy car vacuum. Snap back on the extension wand to convert to a stick vacuum and reach up to 12 feet high and low. Use the crevice tool to tackle the toughest cleaning spots and hard to reach cracks. For ceiling fan blades, use the Vac+Dust Ceiling Fan Tool that comes complete with a Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. For floorwork, attach the Vac+Dust Hard Floor Tool with Swipes Washable Microfiber Pad. It's the combination of a powerful vacuum and the Swipes Microfiber pad that allows you to pick up the dust and debris rather than just pushing it around on the floor. When done simply flip a switch to empty the dirt cup on the bottom and put everything back in the storage bag. The 360 Degree Reach is everything you need for in between cleaning with your upright vacuum and comes with a 3 year warranty.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy to use and does a good job\\n\\nReview: I was more impressed with this item than I anticipated. It's easy to put together. It's easy to take apart to clean. It provides a good amount of suction. It comes with a nice bag in which you can put the vacuum as well as the various attachments for storage. Speaking of attachments, this comes with a good assortment to handle a variety of tasks including cleaning hardwood floors, ceiling fans, crevices, and upholstery. The telescoping wand was long enough that I could easily reach my ceilings and the backs of the walls next to my dryer and there's a little piece that can also be attached that bends at a right angle to help reach even harder to reach places.\",\n \"Product: This Sabatier Stainless Steel Electronic Kitchen Scale can measure in grams, pounds, fluid ounces, and milliliters, with a maximum capacity of 22 pounds or 10 Kilograms. A stainless steel platform features a no-finger-print proof coating and measures approximately 7.85-inch square. A large LCD screen with blue backlight for easy reading. Additional options include a kitchen timer, temperature (F/C), auto zero, auto off in 30 seconds without operation, and manual on/off. Operates on (2) CR2032 lithium batteries, included. To clean, wipe the scale's surface with a slightly damp cloth.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Accurate scale with display problems\\n\\nReview: As a digital food scale, I quite like this item. It displays weight to two decimal places; it's easy to tare the scale after putting a container on it; it automatically turns itself off after 30 seconds when not used; and it looks nice. Based on my comparisons with the grocery store scale (weighing things on this scale that I had to weigh at the store), this scale is accurate.\\n\\nWhy only three stars? Well, when there is a defect in a new item out of the box it's difficult to rate it higher than just okay. In addition to weight this scale displays room temperature and time; the area of the display for room temperature on mine has some \\\"dead\\\" areas so that the temperature in my kitchen reads \\\"6 F\\\" instead of the 60-whatever it happens to be at the time. And, in my experience, if a digital display has a problem like this when new it will likely develop other problems in short order. I will amend my review if I encounter additional problems with the display.\",\n \"Product: Westcott's Full Size Retractable Ceramic Utility Cutter is not only capable of cutting the largest of boxes the blade retracts for easy storage! Allowing you to open boxes with ease. Perfect for home or office. Also, featuring safe and easy blade change.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sharp, but I wish the blade was able to be held in place while cutting\\n\\nReview: When I opened the package, my first reaction was \\\"Is this a joke?\\\" I looked at this little tool with what looked like a little plastic nub at the end and thought that there was no way this thing was up to the task of cutting up the many cardboard boxes I get from Amazon. How wrong I was. The little \\\"nub\\\" on this thing is sharp and is actually ceramic, not plastic!\\n\\nI am deducting one star from my rating, however, because I don't have the same understanding of the word \\\"retractable\\\" that the manufacturer appears to have. To me, that means that the blade can be held in place either outside the handle when in use or inside the handle for storage. With this product, however, one has to hold a button in the forward position in order for the blade to be outside of the device so it can cut. The end result is that this product is less good for large jobs since it gets a little tiring to have to continue to press the button forward to keep the blade engaged.\",\n \"Product: Accommodating in every way, this attractive canister keeps a whole pound of ground coffee aroma-fresh. The scoop is integrated in the lid - so it's always there when you need it.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice shape, silly spoon, wish the lid locked in place\\n\\nReview: I honestly have mixed feelings about this set but I am liking it the more I use it, so I am going to give it the benefit of the doubt and give it four stars. What do I like:\\n\\n1. Integrated scoop/spoon. Very nice to have a cut out on the lid for the spoon, especially since I'm used to storing my coffee in a container without this feature and the scoop I use frequently falls off the top of that container as I reach for the coffee.\\n\\n2. Nice shape. I am used to using a round, Rubbermaid container to store my coffee. I like that this is more of a slim rectangular shape since it effectively uses less space in the cupboard.\\n\\n3. Lightweight. The plastic is light, not adding much weight on its own.\\n\\nWhat I am conflicted about: The scoop/spoon. It's sort of an odd, smiley face, almost ghost-like figure. It's sort of cute, but also seems sort of childish. Good thing I am sometimes a fan of childish things (like cartoons), so this doesn't bother me too much. Still, it definitely adds a playfulness to the design that some might find off-putting, particularly those who like to store their coffee on their counters next to their coffeemakers.\\n\\nWhat I am worried about but so far have not had an issue with: The lid just sort of rests in place. It doesn't snap in place to create any sort of seal. The container I have been using for a long time has a lid that locks in place, so on the rare occasion that I accidentally dropped that container it didn't cause the coffee to go spilling all over the floor. I fear that that could very easily happen with this container if I'm not especially careful while handling it since, as I wrote about, it's very lightweight and the lid seems like it would easily come off if the container fell off the counter and landed on its side.\",\n \"Product: Fashionista. A Coco Puff Chair is a sophisticated mix of texture and color. Like a good wool coat, this piece will stand out while perfectly complimenting your fashion forward style. This Coco Coral piece is 66% polyester 34% acrylic finished in rich terra cotta red-orange. Overall item dimensions: 40-inches wide by 37-inches deep by 40-inches high. The high-style design and high-end materials in the chairs are what set Howard Elliott apart from the competition. Howard Elliotts innovative product line is carefully designed and packaged to ensure low damage rates for their high quality and custom items. Howard Elliott has been redefining the home furnishing and hospitality industry with innovative designs of decorative mirrors, accessories, and occasional furniture since 2001. Lifestyles change the way we live and Howard Elliotts mission is to create exceptional products which truly finish a room. Howard Elliott distinguishes itself from competitors with the effortless adaptability of their product line. Versatility, style and customization are just a few of the features built into every item produced. Howard Elliott is constantly refreshing their look with new finishes, fabrics and designs to stay ahead of the game. With everything they offer, Howard Elliott is sure to be a valuable accessory and occasional furniture resource. Cleaning Instructions: Dry Clean Only.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy to assemble, looks good in a casual way\\n\\nReview: As others have written, this piece is fairly easy to put together. My only confusion is that the cushion has two instruction sheets inside included in its protective plastic bag, one of them for this frame and one for another frame. I happened to look at the wrong instruction sheet first and was confused as to why the hardware it discussed was different than what I had. Then I noticed that the drawing of the frame was different as well, so I looked at the other sheet and realized that instead of four pages of assembly instructions there were actually two 2-page instruction sheets. Looking at the correct instruction sheet, all went smoothly. Unlike a few other reviewers, I had no problem assembling the frame or attaching the cushion by myself, but I'm a fairly athletic man. (The frame truly is easy to put together and the pieces are light, but I can see that maybe some would find attaching the cushion to require a bit of effort.)\\n\\nThe chair looks decent put together. I'm not sure I would rave about it to the extent that some others have. Despite the frame being packed well, the wood itself looks like it wasn't in 100% perfect condition before it was stained. And the cushion itself, once attached to the frame, has a bit more of a casual look than I prefer. I cannot imagine leaving this in a living room, for example, unless one's other furniture is similarly casual. Its appearance is much more suitable for a rec room.\\n\\nI haven't spent a lot of time sitting in the chair, but so far I find it comfortable. Given that the frame is quite light, I can see that some might find getting in and out of the chair a bit treacherous. In other words, this is probably not a good chair for senior citizens or people with mobility issues. I have no issues with it, but I can feel the frame being a bit wobbly as I rise out of the chair.\",\n \"Product: The Pearce Plush mattress features Serta's Cool Action Gel Memory Foam, the world's first premium memory foam infused with the support and cooling touch of Serta's MicroSupport gel now available for the first time in Perfect Sleeper. It is designed with a unique set of features to help solve 5 common sleep problems: 1. Helps reduce tossing and turning with Cool Action Gel Memory Foam 2. Encourages proper back support and alignment with the Custom Support Individual Advantage 886 Innerspring 3. Promotes a balanced sleep temperature with Cool Balance Elite Technology 4. Minimizes impact from partner movement with our TrueSense 4.0 design with 4-way motion isolation 5. Resists sagging and edge roll-off with Serta's ComfortLast Construction plus Total Edge Foam Encasement This mattress also features a layer of Serta PillowSoft Foam for enhanced cushioning and is compatible with Serta's adjustable foundations, including the Pivot Head-Up and Motion Essentials II models. Serta's plush mattresses have classic tailoring with more \\\"give\\\", or softness, at the sleep surface when compared to a firm mattress. These mattresses are perfect for those who like a softer feel at the sleep surface, but don't want the additional upholstery layer used in a pillow top mattress.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good option for mid-range level mattress, but I wish it had a tad more support\\n\\nReview: This is a comfortable mattress with a good amount of support but also a bit of a soft surface so it doesn't feel too firm. This mattress is in the middle of the range of Serta's products, I believe, so there are definitely more comfortable mattresses available if one wants to spend more. I went mattress shopping with a friend shortly after I received this mattress and was able to try out mattresses retailing -- at \\\"sale\\\" prices -- everywhere from half the cost of this one to those that cost five times as much. The much more expensive mattress did, in fact, feel spectacular but I don't know anyone whose budget would allow that level of indulgence. (I know there are people who can afford that, but I don't personally know any of them.) My friend initially thought about getting this mattress, but ended up splurging and buying one that cost nearly twice as much. I'm not sure that I would have made the same decision since I'm fairly frugal, but I might have been willing to go a bit above this mattress' price since I find this mattress to be generally comfortable but lacking in that \\\"wow\\\" factor that one experiences when one lies down on a very comfortable mattress. I just wish it had a tad more support. I am giving this mattress four stars, however, because I think it is a good option at its price point.\",\n \"Product: Sound and silence in perfect harmony! InMotion earphones with Etymotic Research technology deliver a perfect combination of near-perfect sound reproduction and dead-quiet noise isolation. While musicians, audiophiles and acoustic engineers have utilized this (ER) technology since the mid 80s, it is now available to enthusiasts anywhere with the introduction of the new inMotion earphones. Engineered to provide a genuinely accurate music stream, these micro earphones assure smooth treble, clear and natural piano, crisp percussion and rich orchestral music. The earphones are shaped to comfort-fit like earplugs, capturing awesome bass within the ear. Importantly, this earplug design blocks out external sound, allowing lower level listening volume and preventing hearing damage and overload distortion from otherwise excessive noise. Perfect silence for beautiful music. Just listen\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: good sound quality at discounted price; has some ergonomic issues\\n\\nReview: I replaced my Etymotic 6is with these because the Etys developed a short in the cord. My immediate impression was that these do have superior sound quality to the Ety 6is. I've never heard the Ety 4s, so perhaps these are more comparable to those -- and the Altec Lansing IM616's comparable to the Ety 6is -- a common assertion I keep running across on the 'Net.\\n\\nThe IM716s have a bit better bass in the HD position (and A LOT more in the Bass position) than the Ety 6is. They also sound a bit more detailed. Quite nice considering I got these for about the same price as the 6is.\\n\\nAs for eartips, I dislike foamies so I didn't even try those. I don't like the 3-flange tips that come with the IM716s because they have to be pushed farther into the ear that I'm comfortable with in order to provide decent bass response. Fortunately the eartips for the Ety 6is also fit the IM716s, so I was able to put some 2-flange tips on the IM716s -- comfortable fit and good sound!\\n\\nI don't know whether any of the filters for any of Etymotics' models fit the Altec Lansing 'phones; I suspect not because the barrel that holds the speakers looks larger on the Altec Lansing 'phones than on the Etys.\\n\\nMy main complaint about the Altec Lansing is the inline module that allows the listener to switch between Bass and HD modes. The module adds considerable weight to the cord. This wouldn't be so bad if the clip on the module was designed well, but it's a shallow metal clip that isn't easily attached to clothing. (In contrast, the clip in the middle of the Ety's cord is a plastic alligator clip that allows you to open it up and \\\"pinch\\\" it on any kind of fabric area you want.) Having a clip like this -- particularly in the position it is in -- is not good for exercise clothes. The module and the clip would have been much better with a better clip design and a better location on the cord (much closer to the jack that plugs into the player instead of a foot away from the listener's ears). The end result of this poor design is that when I exercise, the cord is left to flop around. Given the microphonics issues involved in many IEMs, having a cord flopping around like this is far from ideal.\\n\\nOverall I am happy with my purchase. I definitely prefer the sound quality of these to the Ety 6is, though I do like the design of the 6is more.\",\n \"Product: The Mac Cooling Pad has two built-in fans that are powered directly from your notebook's USB port to provide continuous air flow under your notebook that prevents overheating for maximum performance. You can also adjust the cooling pad's width to the size of any notebook for a secure fit. It fits Macbook 13-Inch, Macbook Air 11-Inch and 13-Inch, and Macbook Pro 13-Inch, 15-Inch, and 17-Inch.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: works well, but a few design flaws\\n\\nReview: I am actually using this product to provide cooling for my home theater preamp/processor, which malfunctions when it gets too warm (which is on almost every day it's warm outside where I live). Much to my surprise and happiness, the small amount of air circulation provided by this device cools the preamp sufficiently that I now no longer need to aim a large room fan at it to cool it off. The unit is extremely quiet and, if it weren't for the light it emits (more on that below), you might not even know it's on.\\n\\nMy only negative observations about this product are (a) the on-off switch is extremely small and recessed and (b) there is a fairly bright blue light emanating from the unit whenever it's on.\",\n \"Product: Built with an ultra-durable all aluminum housing, the Patriot Memory Xporter Xpress is the best worry free solution for busy professionals, digital hobbyists, or students who are looking to have their data with them at all times. Providing fast read and write speeds in an extremely portable form factor, the Patriot Memory Xporter Xpress will not sacrifice performance for extreme portability. Compatible with all the major platforms, the Patriot Memory Xporter Xpress offers plug and play functionality with Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Linux 2.4 and later, Mac OS9, X and later. Back by Patriot Memory's award winning customer service, the Xporter Xpress comes with a 1 year warranty and is available in 4GB, 8GB, 16GB, 32GB and 64GB densities.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: affordable, but beware of Windows formatting limitation on large drives\\n\\nReview: I bought this to use with a tablet computer that has a USB port but will only accept USB drives formatted in FAT or FAT32. This drive comes formatted in xFAT. My tablet recognized that this drive was plugged into the port, but it couldn't access the data on it.\\n\\nAfter learning that all versions of Windows after Windows 98 will not permit formatting devices larger than 32GB as FAT or FAT32, I spent a considerable amount of time on line trying to figure out how to work around this limitation. I did find a formatting tool made my HP that allowed me to format this as FAT32, but my tablet still wouldn't recognize it. I was finally able to format it on a machine running the Ubuntu OS, and my tablet finally fully recognized the drive.\\n\\nI provide the forgoing information in case someone is contemplating buying this drive to work with a device that needs FAT or FAT32 yet only has access to a Windows pc. Note, however, that if you're at all computer literate you can simply download and install Ubuntu online for free, creating a dual boot machine while keeping your Windows installation intact.\\n\\nAs to other aspects of the drive -- how much can you say about a thumb drive? I like that this has a cap instead of being retractable since I've had issues with some retractable ones not inserting well. As to the write speed of this device, I found I was able to get a rate around 7-8 MB/second during my limited testing.\",\n \"Product: All times! Protect your Samsung Galaxy Tab Pro 8.4 with this ThanksCase Trifold case. The Trifold case sports a simple and classy design made from good quality owls canvas,and the interior is lined with non-scratch material so you do not need to worry about any damages. There is also a magnetic strip built inside for a secure closure.The cover is uniquely designed to flip back and transform the case into a comfortable viewing stand that offers two different viewing angles, this capability allows the viewer to use the tablet hands-free whatever your position may be without strain whether it is being used for viewing or for a keypad. All features of the tablet are accessible. The compact structure of the case offers convenient mobility so you can just grab your tablet and be ready to go knowing it will be protected at all times! (Colors shown in pictures may slightly differ from actual product due to lighting and color settings), This product is sold only by THANKSCASE.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheaply made, unsubstantial, smells bad\\n\\nReview: I'm disappointed with this case. It's okay but seems priced too high for the quality. It's made of very thin, cheap material. It looks and feels cheap. As a screen cover it serves a purpose, but it's so minimal that I doubt it would offer any significant protection if you were to drop your tablet.\\n\\nWhen I opened the envelope in which the case arrived, I noticed a horrible smell. Two days after receiving the case, it still smells pretty bad but not nearly as bad as when I first opened it. Hopefully it will totally air out eventually.\\n\\nI would not purchase this again and would recommend that people get a different case if you actually want something decent to protect your tablet.\\n\\nI would return it but it isn't worth my time or money to do so.\",\n \"Product: Keystone's kstfa060uag 6 in. USB desk fan can be plugged into the USB port of your computer or plugged into an ac wall outlet with the USB plug adaptor. Small and lightweight it includes a dc cord with USB plug to run off your computer's battery, making this versatile fan easily portable. Battery low? no worries, just use the included USB plug adaptor to plug into an ac wall outlet. With variable speed settings from low to high and a 15-degree vertical tilt adjustment you can cool off anytime, anywhere.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Just the right amount of power/air flow for cooling while using a computer, but died after about 18 months\\n\\nReview: What this fan is: Lightweight, relatively quiet, powerful enough to feel a breeze from 6-12 inches away, powered by USB. It can also be plugged into a standard electrical outlet using the included adapter plug. The fan itself can be tilted slightly up and down but not back and forth; I didn't measure the angle of movement, but it's very slight. Though the fan is very light and easy to move from one room to another, if desired, I wish the case had been designed with an indentation large enough to grip it between the thumb and fingers; this really is just a minor quibble, though, and I assume that most people won't even want to move this fan around once it's installed.\\n\\nWhat this fan isn't: Large, strong air mover that will cool you down from across the room. In other words, this is exactly what the description indicates -- a desk fan. Don't get this hoping to cool an entire office.\\n\\nI'm rating this fan highly because it does exactly what I'd expect it to do given its description.\\n\\nI am editing this review on 12/1/2016. The fan stopped working reliably about one month ago. Sometimes the fan would turn on and other times it wouldn't. I have tried different usb ports and, at this point, can never get the fan to work again. This has been connected to the same computer at work since I wrote my review about a year and a half ago, meaning it's only been used during the day five days per week at most, and there were definitely work days where it wasn't used. I have certainly had fans at home that I used daily for much longer periods that kept running, so I find this premature death to be inexcusable. A fan should not have a useful life of fewer than two years, particularly when it's only used fewer than forty hours per week.\\n\\nGiven the above, I am downgrading my review to 2 stars. Buyer beware.\",\n \"Product: Audio-Technica ATH-MSR7 SonicPro Over-Ear Headphones - (Black)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A bit on the aggressive side in terms of sound and fit; I prefer Senneheiser's house sound\\n\\nReview: Maybe someday Amazon will allow for 1/2 stars. Truth be told, I struggled between rating these three and four stars. Because I think they might suit many other listeners better than they suited me, I initially decided to be generous and round up my rating. However, after writing my review, I returned to the rating and changed it to three stars because, in all fairness, I think there are better headphones at the same price point. Here are my impressions now that I've had a chance to listen to these for nearly two weeks. My listening was through two sources, one a portable mp3 player (a Cowon J3) and the other my preamp/processor, an Arcam FMJ-AV888 listening to a variety of sources but mostly the digital out of my Oppo 93 universal disc player. I've listened to both cds and SACDs, mostly pop and r&b but also some jazz.\\n\\nIt's interesting that some other reviewers have perceived these headphones as bass heavy and others as a bit bass shy. I wouldn't say that either is true. It's actually the midrange, particularly the upper midrange, where these headphones seem to deviate significantly from neutral. There's a forwardness to the sound that's obvious, particularly when compared to a more musical sounding headphone like Sennheiser's HD 580. Yes, I know that it might not be fair to compare an open back design to a closed one, but I'm not one to wear a large headset like this out in public so the fact that these have a closed back doesn't matter to me. (For portable listening I prefer a decent earbud like the Ultimated Ears triple.fi pro 10.) Oddly, the higher quality the source the more obvious the slightly strident sound of the ATH-MSR7GM becomes. Listening to the Cowon through these headphones is quite enjoyable, but once I'm listening to higher resolution digital via the Arcam the stridency becomes a bit irritating. Perhaps the best analogy I can give is that the Sennheiser 'phones have a timbre that's similar to an audiophile remastering of an album (a la Steve Hoffman's work with DCC and Audio Fidelity) while these Audio-Technica 'phones are more like a mainstream remaster that jacks up the presence region in an effort to give a sense of more realism but which, in the end, actually sounds less realistic. Again, the better the source the more this difference can be heard.\\n\\nSince an open back headphone isn't practical for public use and since some people don't like wearing earbuds, I think that a set like this has a market. And if you generally like a bit for sizzle when listening to music, the presentation of these 'phones may be up your alley. For my tastes, however, their musicality suffers because of the excessive upper midrange energy. If portability/sound leakage isn't important to you, I'd heartily recommend that you check out Sennheiser's 600 instead, at this writing about the same price as this set. (The Sennheiser 580 is no longer being manufactured, but the 600 is very similar in sound to the 580.)\\n\\nI should also chime in on comfort: I find the Audio-Technica a bit too forceful in terms of the clamping on my head. They are a bit more comfortable now after two weeks' use, but still a bit too firm on my head.\",\n \"Product: The Dell Active Stylus is designed to work with select Dell tablets, giving you better interaction, more precision and improved productivity.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Couldn't use with any device I own; finding information specific to this Pen is very difficult\\n\\nReview: I hesitate to write this obligatory review since I couldn't get this pen to work with any of the four devices I tried it with. After struggling a bit with the battery instructions (why have so many manufacturers abandoned all words, exclusively relying on drawings with a lack of detail?), I did get it to pair and connect with two of them but couldn't use then Pen with either of them. I did watch someone use this pen on a YouTube video, but it obviously wouldn't be fair for me to judge its performance based on watching someone else using it.\\n\\nI am giving it two stars versus one because I assume it will work for some people, but whether it will work with any of your devices is the big question. Unfortunately, neither Amazon nor Dell makes it easy to figure out which devices are compatible with this pen. Part of the problem here is that reviews for both this new \\\"Dell Active Pen\\\" that uses Wacom technology are mixed with reviews for the older \\\"Dell Active Stylus\\\" that uses different, incompatible technology. Dell adds to the confusion by using nearly identical names for both old and new products. One of Dell's tablet's that's allegedly compatible with the Dell Active Pen is the \\\"New Venue 8 Pro,\\\" the only difference in the name being that they added the word \\\"new\\\" to the beginning. What's worse is that the newer model is, I believe, numbered 5056 while the old one is 5055, but many websites simply refer to \\\"Series 5000\\\" without specifying whether they are referring to the 5056 or 5055. Searching on Dell's website is also an incredibly frustrating affair. Only by accident was I able to find this Pen on their website; when I looked at the list of stylus/pens, this was not among them. I similarly had a hard time finding the \\\"new\\\" Venue 8 pro, but once I did that's when I finally saw the Active Pen (versus Stylus).\\n\\nConfused? I know I am. Given that a lot of tablets and 2-in-1 devices ship with compatible pens, I would suggest simply buying something that's bundled if you really want a device with a stylus/pen that's able to draw and/or take notes on your device. If you already have a device you believe will be compatible with this Pen, I suggest that you do your homework before buying this so that you're sure you get the correct device for your tablet/laptop.\",\n \"Product: TP-LINK's Archer T8E is equipped with the next-generation Wi-Fi standard - 802.11ac, three times faster than wireless N. Able to reach speeds of 1300Mbps over the crystal clear 5GHz band and 450Mbps over the 2.4GHz band, the Archer T8E can easily handle bandwidth-intensive tasks such as HD video streaming and online gaming. As a Wireless AC dual band adapter, the T8E gives users the ability to simultaneously access the newer 5GHz Wi-Fi band as well as the legacy 2.4GHz channel, upgrading PC's to take full advantage of AC router speed. In addition, WPA/WPA2 encryption standards ensure Wi-Fi connections remain safe and secure.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Relatively easy to install, is working well so far\\n\\nReview: This is relatively easy to install (assuming you have some experience opening up computers to add or swap components). Unless I overlooked it, though, the quick installation guide neglects to mention attaching the antennae after you insert the card. I also thought the main set up screen that auto-runs when you insert the cd-rom was far from the best in that the button one needs to click to install the driver is relatively small and not just labeled something like \\\"install driver.\\\" But I have to stay that everything else was very easy. As soon as I installed the driver, I was able to disable my old NIC, enable this one, and then connect to my network at a slightly greater speed than before. (My previous NIC was not able to use the faster ac protocol.) I didn't notice quite the speed increase I anticipated, but perhaps that's because my speed is limited by my broadband provider. I don't send files over my network within my residence, and I suspect I would notice a greater speed difference if I was doing that.\",\n \"Product: Quickly and securely transfer photos, videos, and files with the affordable, high-performance Lexar Jump Drive S35 USB 3.0 drive. With speeds up to 150MB/s read and 60MB/s write, you can now transfer a 3GB HD video clip in less than 1 minute, compared to the 4 minutes it takes using a standard USB 2.0 drive. And for added versatility, the drive is backwards compatible with USB 2.0 devices. Jump Drive S35 includes Encrypt Stick Lite software, an advanced security solution with 256-bit AES encryption to help protect your essential files against corruption, loss, and deletion. Easily create a password-protected vault that automatically encrypts data. Beyond its performance and good looks, Jump Drive S35 is designed for convenience. Its small slim, swivel design includes an automatically retractable connector, which means there's no cap to lose. It also has a key ring loop so you can easily attach it to your keychain, computer bag, backpack, or purse. Jump Drive S35 comes in a range of colors, and is available in capacities from 16GB-128GB.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lightweight, fast; can be used with OR without included encryption software\\n\\nReview: I am comparing this product to another USB 3.0 Flash Drive I recently received that also features encryption, the Kanguru Defender Elite. I much prefer the Lexar drive for the following reasons, but I will also highlight why some users might prefer something like the Kanguru:\\n\\nThe Lexar works right out of the box. In other words, you can read and write to it without running any programs or formatting it. The Kanguru is unusable until you run the encryption software that's on the drive, and running that software requires the user to at least provide some minimal contact information in order to create an account. It is not possible to access the Kanguru drive for storage until the encryption software is run the first time, and subsequent use of the drive requires use of the same software. The Lexar, on the other hand, offers two options: Run the encryption software that's on the drive and then use that software to add/delete files to a \\\"locked\\\" box on the drive or simply use Windows Explorer to copy/paste/delete contents. I much prefer Lexar's solution because I require very little of my data to be encrypted and it's a bit of a hassle to have to use encryption software if I just want to, say, copy a music album onto the drive. I can see the value in Kanguru's approach, however, if the drive is being supplied by an employer to employees who must carry confidential information with them on a USB drive. With the Lexar, a careless or lazy employee could simply chose to bypass encryption and leave the sensitive data vulnerable; with the Kanguru, this isn't possible unless the employee choses to store his password on or near the USB drive.\\n\\nBoth drives perform read/write activities at fast (USB 3.0) speeds.\\n\\nThe Kanguru's weight is similar to every other USB drive I've used --- except the Lexar. I was surprised when I opened the Lexar's package how extremely light it is. Whether the lighter weight is a benefit or a drawback is open to interpretation. I personally like that it's so light, but I could see others being annoyed that it's so light that they might not even notice that theyve already put it in their pocket, for example.\\n\\nNB: The photo on Amazon and the manufacturer's website indicate that this drive swivels. The drive I received does not seem to have this ability, and it also looks slightly different in other ways (the fact that it's USB 3.0 is in the center of the drive's case, not the end, and the part that plugs into the computer's USB port can be retracted).\",\n \"Product: The new Sennheiser MOMENTUM Wireless lets you experience crystal-clear MOMENTUM sound without being attached to a cable. This high-resolution headset sets the benchmark for performance, style and comfort in the wireless headphone category. Bluetooth technology is integrated with engineering expertise to ensure MOMENTUM signature sound remains intact. Near Field Communication (NFC) is provided for effortless at a touch Bluetooth pairing with any NFC-enabled device. Further enhancing the audio experience is Noise Gard hybrid active noise cancellation that virtually eliminates unwanted ambient sound. Your voice will sound crystal clear during phone calls thanks to Voice Max; dual built-in microphones that dynamically cancel out external interference for perfect speech intelligibility. MOMENTUM Wireless features an iconic design using premium materials like stainless steel and real leather. New, slightly larger ear cups using ergonomically designed, memory foam cushions provide extreme comfort for long listening sessions. The stainless steel headband is now foldable for easy and compact storage in the supplied premium carry case. You can enjoy MOMENTUM Wireless everywhere!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Comfortable and great sound quality with a few issues\\n\\nReview: I'm a big fan of Sennheiser's headphones. I currently have the following: these Momentum 2/M2 along with the HD 700, HD 580, HD 280, and HD 598. I also have a pair of their IEMs that are no longer in production, though I cannot recall their model number. I've had headphones and IEMs from other manufacturers over the years (currently also have Ultimate Ears triple.fi pro earbuds as well as the Audio-Technica ATH-MSR7GM. Previous sets owned and used include the Bose SoundLink On Ear (the most comparable set to the M2), Sony MDR CD 6, and the Stax Lambda Pro.\\n\\nI'll start with the positives of the M2: Very comfortable. Attractive looking (for a full size headset). Nice construction. And, most importantly, very good sound. I would place these between my HD 700 and HD 580. If you know the sound of either of those sets, then you will know that is high praise. The Bose bluetooth headphones I used to own were a gift, and they were my first bluetooth headphones. I liked them well enough for the several months I used them, forgiving their unnaturally bright presentation because I finally didn't have to have a wire connected to my music player at the gym. The M2 provides an entirely different level of music experience. Some have claimed that the bass is a bit bloated, and I will admit that it is perhaps a tad too present on recordings that have a lot of mid bass information. In reality, though, on most tracks I don't get the sense that the bass is obscuring other frequencies. The midrange and treble are very nice. This is where Sennheiser typically shines, even on their less expensive headphones. Instead of accentuating the treble to give a sense of excitement, Sennheiser is typically a bit more laid back. As a result, the listener can actually distinguish the different sound quality between different recordings. That might not sound like a good thing to someone who just wants accentuated bass and treble so the music comes screaming out at them. For people who prefer a greater sense of realism and who understand that the midrange is the most important spectrum to get right in terms of audio equipment, I much prefer Sennheiser's philosophy to focus on midrange clarity.\\n\\nAs I write this review, I am listening to the M2 wirelessly streaming from my tablet, playing a collection of popular hits from the 1970s. Tracks that are well recorded in that they have a full frequency spectrum along with some sense of soundstage sound wonderful. When a track comes on that wasn't recorded and/or mixed so well, the M2 presents those flaws.\\n\\nOne might expect a 5-star review given my comments above, but here are the things I don't like about the M2: Bluetooth connectivity is spotty with some devices. I don't seem to have the same problem with dropouts on my Samsung tablet that I do with my Nexus 6 phone, and the dropouts on the Nexus are inconsistent. Some listening sessions have few to none and others are plagued with multiple instances where the sound cuts out for a split second. Sennheiser supposedly addressed this issue with the Revision 2 model of this headphone but my box indicates \\\"Rev 02\\\" and I still have this issue.\\n\\nMy other real complaint is that exorbitant price of the replacement earpads which seem to only be available direct from Sennheiser, with no generics available (at least not that I have been able to find). Even Sennheiser doesn't list the earpads on their parts website; I had to email them to learn that they were, in fact, available at a cost that's close to 15% of buying another pair of M2 wireless headphones and about 1/3 the cost of the wired version. Given that people buying a pair of bluetooth headphones might be wearing them out and about and sweating while wearing them, pricing replacement earpads that high is simply not customer friendly. I've only had my set about 9 months and I am already wanting to replace the earpads due to salt stains from sweat.\\n\\nThe astute reader might notice that I didn't address the noise canceling feature of these headphones. I cannot really say much about this since this is my first set of headphones with this feature. I can definitely tell when I turn the headphones on that some of the room noise is significantly attenuated, so their performance in this regard is good enough for me. A word of caution, however: the noise cancellation feature is always on when these are used wirelessly. The only way to turn off the noise cancellation is to connect these via the included cord and then leave the headphones powered off.\",\n \"Product: vizor for Sansa E200 series - Black leather - Carry your Sansa in style with Griffin's vizor for Sansa E200 series. This custom fit case has a unique design with a secure flip cover and clip. The vizor is the ultimate way to protect and personalize your Sansa. Integrated protective screen cover. Flip cover with latchless closure for on the go security. Secure clip for belt bag or armband. Genuine leather.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: nice leather case serves its purpose, but why do these things cost so much?\\n\\nReview: I like this little, leather case designed for the Sansa e200 series. The belt clip functions well and the player controls are accessible while the player is in the case. I like the leather flap that closes over the front of the player and also that it has a clear, plastic substance covering the player's screen when the flap is open.\\n\\nMy only complaint about this product -- and it applies to every product in this category -- is that they are terribly overpriced for what they are. This item has a very small amount of leather and not much else to it, yet this item costs about as much as a pair of Skechers sneakers. Even worse are the ones that are made entirely out of plastic and polyurethane yet cost even more!\",\n \"Product: The Calvin Klein Straight Fit Denim Jean sits below the natural waist, straight through the hip and thigh, and straight from the leg to ankle. Available in multiple inseams and features a 17\\\" leg opening\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Like the looks, but not the smell or the apparent need for multiple washings\\n\\nReview: I like Calvin Klein jeans and own several pairs in various shades of blue. This was my first pair of black CK jeans.\\n\\nAnother reviewer noted that these need to be laundered before wearing, so I followed those instructions. I noticed, however, that the jeans still had a fairly strong smell to them after washing -- evident even to me when I was wearing them, with my nose obviously a few feet away from the jeans. I washed them a second time and they still smelled of some chemical smell. The first time I wore the jeans, I wore black underwear. The second time, I had on light colored underwear. I was quite disappointed to see at the end of the day that the jeans had transferred a large spot of black dye to the underwear, making it look like I was incontinent. I've since laundered those undies a few times using a few different types of stain removers and they still have a slight discoloration.\\n\\nI'm still rating these 3 stars because I do think I'll like these jeans once I can wash and/or air the smell out of them, but I'll have to remember to only wear other black clothes when I wear these just in case the color continues to rub off on other garments.\\n\\nIn summary, I like the look of the dark black die but I wish the manufacturer had finished the fabric dye process with enough rinsing to remove the odor and tendency for the dye to transfer to other fabrics.\",\n \"Product: Reverse cir mock eyelet sleeveless top. Ribbed crew neck. Applied dazzle 3-Stripes on shoulders. Embroidered adidas brandmark at front center chest.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very loose/generous fit, fabric a bit thicker than I expected\\n\\nReview: It's a mystery to me why brands like adidas have so many variations on the same product and then don't properly name them so the customer knows what he is getting before putting the item on. In this case, I purchased what looked like the same product at a local store -- a tank top with three stripes on top of each shoulder, and the adidas logo in the middle of the chest on the front. The tank I purchased locally has a somewhat loose fit, but the tanks I received from Amazon are even looser. In fact, this tank is probably the loosest fitting athletic shirt I've ever encountered. If you don't want to have something with a very loose fit, then either order a size smaller than you normally would or simply buy a different shirt. The looseness doesn't really bother me, though the shirt is a wee bit longer than I'd prefer. What's also of note is that the fabric on the tanks I received from Amazon is definitely thicker than the fabric used for the similar looking tank I purchased locally; the locally purchased one actually has fabric that's on the thin side. Unfortunately, this thicker fabric makes this a more difficult shirt to exercise in since it results in sweat accumulating on the shirt and then the shirt sticking to my skin more.\\n\\nI still rated the shirt 4-stars because I do like it, but I thought other prospective purchasers should know more about the feel and fit of this shirt.\",\n \"Product: This Timberland 7831A Men's Earthkeepers Crawley Slip-On Shoe is rawley the best, featuring: Premium full-grain leather from an LWG Silver-rated tannery provides comfort and durability; 100% recycled PET lining made from recycled plastic bottles is comfortable, breathable and environmentally conscious; OrthoLite(R) footbed provides all-day cushioning and support; Compression-molded EVA midsole provides lightweight cushioning and shock absorption for all-day comfort; Green Rubber(TM) outsole made from 42% recycled rubber is designed for traction and durability.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Uncomfortable, not enough support/cushioning\\n\\nReview: I used to wear Timberland shoes and boots a lot about two decades ago, and about a year ago I started to reacquaint myself with the brand. I really liked my first pair (City Adventure); comfortable out of the box, feel good enough to wear all day, and provide good enough support that I didn't feel compelled to replace their sockliner with a different aftermarket product. I had hoped that this shoe would offer similar comfort but, sadly, it not only doesn't fit as well (it's too tight around the top of my foot, making it feel like the circulation to my feet is being cut off) but the insole/sockliner doesn't provide nearly as much support as the City Adventure model (which, sadly, seems to be discontinued).\",\n \"Product: For nearly 70 years, Wrangler has staked its claim as a global leader in jeanswear, casual apparel and fashion-forward westerninspiredattire. Built upon the nostalgic undercurrent of Americana heritage, the brand celebrates a rich legacy of authentic products consumers crave.Wrangler continues to preserve their American legacy while continuously developing innovative products that harnesstraditional roots, while expanding on its mainstream appeal as a fashion-forward label. Wrangler will prepare you for whatever the day may hold. So go ahead, be bold. Be adventurous.Be comfortable in your own jeans.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nicer than I expected, with thick denim and nice color\\n\\nReview: I haven't owned any Wrangler jeans for a long time. When I was offered a chance to review these in the Vine program, I will confess that I anticipated receiving jeans that seemed cheap, with thin denim and a bad dye job. I was pleasantly surprised that these are not only substantial in weight but also look like nice.\\n\\nAs to the comfort waist, what's nice about it compared to the original fit jeans (which I also received for review) is that it adds just a slight amount of give in the waist to make the jeans more comfortable. Because the added flexibility is subtle -- i.e., these aren't stretch pants -- the jeans look the same when you're wearing them. If you're concerned that someone would see you wearing these and know that you've chosen a \\\"comfort waist\\\" product, you needn't be. I like the cut of the rest of the jean as well. It fits like one would expect an average pair of jeans to fit, meaning it isn't skin tight but it isn't overly baggy, either.\",\n \"Product: This coated four pocket calvin klein outerwear piece is the perfect weight for fall. Military detailing is trend right and will elevate any outfit\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: nice jacket, but low quality zipper\\n\\nReview: I know this product is no longer available as I write this review, but I'm submitting this review anyway just in case this product becomes available again.\\n\\nI like this jacket's look and fit. It's roomy, so if you're looking for a slim fit this wouldn't be a good choice for you.\\n\\nMy main issue with this coat is that I wore it probably about 40 times and laundered it twice; now the zipper doesn't function. It sticks just after I start zipping it up, and if I can get it to keep moving it doesn't properly zip but instead the mechanism simply moves up the zipper with the teeth not being interlocked. Then it's even more difficult to move the zipper back down. I've tried doing various things I've read online to \\\"fix\\\" problematic zippers (waxing, using needle nosed pliers) and this zipper still malfunctions. Given the price of this jacket, I expected it to last through more than two launderings.\",\n \"Product: Sleeveless active mesh muscle top with side accents\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: breathes well, somewhat sheer\\n\\nReview: I have purchased many different muscle/tank tops over the years. When I can find them at a good price, I generally prefer Adidas tank tops since they fit me well. (Some brands are more snug, others more loose.) I would say that this Southpole tank top fits me pretty much like the ones made by Adidas. It might be just a tad smaller around the waist, but the torso area fits the same. I normally wear large shirts and the large Southpole tank top fits me just fine, with a little bagginess to it.\\n\\nAs the photo indicates (particularly the blue one), this shirt is somewhat sheer. The mesh is fairly wide, which presumably increases air flow and moisture wicking, but it definitely would not be a good choice for someone exceedingly modest.\",\n \"Product: The 143 Men's Pro Gloves have been updated with new palm and wrist closure designs. Featuring double leather palms to protect the hands with finger length to increase contact with the grip surface while not losing touch with the bar. The fully adjustable wrist closure gives a custom fit, while the wrap-around thumb protection offers more coverage. These gloves can be washed by hand and air dried.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I like these gloves, but there have been inconsistencies over time\\n\\nReview: I think I got my first pair of Harbinger 143 gloves from Amazon nearly three years ago now. That pair lasted quite a long time before I decided to replace them due to wear (seams coming apart) and odor (after a while, it seems like no pair of leather gloves is immune to stinking, even after repeated washing). I quite liked my first pair and was surprised to find some less than good reviews here, including comments from people about how their gloves fell apart rather quickly. Well, I ordered another pair of these only about a year ago and they are already in much worse shape than the previous pair that lasted twice as long, despite getting the same amount of use from me. I also noticed that some other reviewers mentioned how these gloves were tighter than they should be, and that didn't describe my first pair but definitely described my second.\\n\\nJust a few days ago, I ordered another replacement pair. I obviously cannot say whether they will hold up better than the second pair I had, but I can report that even though the gloves are ostensibly the same size the new pair is, in fact, not nearly as tight on my had as my second pair.\\n\\nI'm a bit frustrated by the lack of consistency in what is supposed to be the same product, but I do like these gloves overall. (I guess that's obvious or I would not have ordered another pair again!)\",\n \"Product: The FlexFit Ultra Wristwrap from Harbinger Fitness features two new technologies that take fitness gloves to a new level of performance and responsiveness. The first, Tri-Flex Palm provides three dimensional movement to your hand, mimicking the hand's natural motion for the best possible fitting glove. The benefit of the Tri-Flex Palm is that it allows the hand to move naturally and comfortably when training, maximizing control and feel of the training surface. It's the perfect union of comfort and performance. The second new innovation, the Adaptive Cushioning System features ACS pads which grab and morph both to the shape of the hand and the training surface, giving a customized and controlled grip. The benefit of the Adaptive Cushioning System is the combination of the perfect ergonomic placement of the ACS pads and the cushioning material within them. This proprietary material softens with body heat, and as it softens, adapts to the shape of the hand, and the training surface, without taking a permanent set. When the grip is changed or a new piece of equipment is used, the ACS pads will adapt to that change, continuously customizing the fit of the glove to the training environment. The patented graduated WristWrap with Fit Lock, insures a customized fit while maintaining the proper positioning of the glove, wrist and hand during lifting. The ergonomic curved finger design fits the natural shape of the hand increasing flexibility and comfort and the extended finger length maximizes hand protection. Hand washing/air drying removes salts and oils, maintaining suppleness, the original fit, and helps the gloves last longer. Improve your workout with the latest advances in fitness gloves from the #1 workout glove manufacturer, Harbinger.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: good padding, fit is a little odd\\n\\nReview: I'm used to using non-wristwrap Harbinger gloves (the model 1250 Training Grip gloves), and this is my first experience wearing a wristwrap model. While I've worn a large in every other exercise glove I've purchased over the years, the large of this FlexFit Ultra WristWrap glove is a little odd. All of the fingers are slightly on the loose side, but the thumb is a little snug. The palm area fits fine, but the wristwrap area is a little too small. The gloves are still usable, but it just seemed odd to me that in some respects it seems to small but in others just right or slightly large.\\n\\nWhat I like most about these gloves so far are the slightly longer fingers. These gloves extend past the last knuckle on each of my fingers, so if I use these regularly hopefully the callouses I've developed on most of my fingers on the palm side of my last knuckles will fade away.\",\n \"Product: The FlexFit Classic Wristwrap from Harbinger Fitness features a new technology that takes fitness gloves to a new level of performance and responsiveness. The innovative Tri-Flex Palm provides three dimensional movement to your hand, mimicking the hand's natural motion for the best possible fitting glove. The benefit of the Tri-Flex Palm is that it allows the hand to move naturally and comfortably when training, maximizing control and feel of the training surface. It's the perfect union of comfort and performance. The patented graduated WristWrap with Fit Lock, insures a customized fit while maintaining the proper positioning of the glove, wrist and hand during lifting. A Close Contact design minimizes bulk, supporting and protecting hands for maximum feel on the bar. The ergonomic curved finger design fits the natural shape of the hand increasing flexibility and comfort and the extended finger length maximizes hand protection. Exclusive Wash & Dry leathers and Comfort Tech fabrics stay supple, breathable and last longer. Improve your workout with the latest advances in fitness gloves from the #1 workout glove manufacturer, Harbinger.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not much padding, wrist wraps a bit small\\n\\nReview: My favorite Harbinger gloves so far are the 1260, which have just the right amount of padding as far as I am concerned. I know that padding is an individual preference, and some people might like the lower amount of padding these gloves provide. I find, however, that pushing exercises are simply less comfortable using these gloves.\\n\\nThe other issue I have with these is that the body of the glove itself fits me fine, but the wrist wraps are a bit on the small side.\\n\\nThese issues aren't so significant that I'm not using these gloves, but when they wear out (or develop an odor that cannot be washed away), I'll definitely replace them with the 1260s or another glove.\",\n \"Product: Train harder longer with fingerless hand protection wrap around hand design for total palm coverage with no leather bunching between fingers. Use for pull ups, toes to bar and any other movement that stresses your grip.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Look nice, fairly thin leather grip material; ink transfers to skin\\n\\nReview: This is the second set of grips I've received from Harbinger over the past month and I'm quite puzzled as to why both were not manufactured in a way to prevent the dyes used from transferring to the user's skin after they are used. I used these for the first time yesterday and looked like I had been badly bruised around my wrists after my work out was finished. Unfortunately, just as with the other grips, mere soap and water didn't wash off the stain. It took several hand and wrist washings over the next day to finally rid myself of the bluish black marks.\\n\\nBeyond this dye transfer issue, the grips worked okay but not as well as the slightly more expensive Lifting Grips simply because the latter has more sufficient padding. They're decent for lifts using barbells or dumbells, but if you're doing anything with handles (like a cable cross machine), the flare on the grips makes it a little awkward to get your hands into the handles. I do like using a grip versus a glove while using the Concept 2 rower because my hands get quite sweaty, but I doubt I will use these grips again since their width made the handle feel a bit awkward in my hands. The Lifting Grips have more slender grip pads (even though the padding is thicker) and were far better for rowing.\",\n \"Product: 2 in 1 Training Tool Palm Protector and Lifting Strap lays flat as palm protection OR wrap around bar with paten-pending BioForm clay between hand and bar, transferring the load in a leather hook style lifting strap. Our Exclusive Un Glove design offers full finger range of motion while the super tough Harbinger Spider Grip Durahide leather prevents calluses and blisters. Instructions for use included in each package.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent functionality but serious manufacturing flaw\\n\\nReview: I nearly gave this product 1 star because of a serious flaw in it, but I have to admit that for some exercises I actually like these lifting grips. First, I'll start with the serious flaw:\\n\\nI wore these grips the first time this morning for a work out that involved lifting various weights (dumbells, barbells, and a cable cross). I kept them on and then used the stationary rower for a half hour. When I took off the grips, I noticed my hands looked like they were bruised all over. I was not bruised, however; the dye from the grips had transferred to my skin on my hands and wrists. I was unable to wash the dye off using the soap and water at the gym, and unable to get it off using soap and water at home. I got most of it off using a mildly abrasive facial wash at home, but a fairly significant stain remains on the outside of both of my hands just above the wrist area. To me, this is unacceptable. Hopefully I can launder these a few times before using them again and the excess dye will have washed away, but it's ridiculous to have to wash work out gloves before using them. I have purchased several pairs of Harbinger leather work out gloves over the years that have been black dyed leather and none of them have ever transferred dye to my skin.\\n\\nAs to my sole use of these grips this morning, my initial impression is that I like these quite a lot for using the rowing machine. They are also good for exercises involving dumbells and barbells, but I found them better for pulling exercises than pushing exercises. With some pushing exercises the design of the grip caused the metal buckle that the strap goes through to push against my hand in a slightly uncomfortable way. Then again, maybe I'll discover a way to wear these that addresses this issue once I get them sufficiently laundered. I did not like these grips at all when using the cable cross machine.\\n\\nIf Harbinger addresses the dye transfer issue, I'd certainly raise my rating to at least three stars or possibly four. As it stands, however, I wouldn't recommend the purchase of these to anyone.\",\n \"Product: Protect your hands and extend your workout. These all-leather grips provide protection and grip-enhancement during kettlebell, parallette, pull-up and ring training. Durable leather helps prevent blistering and skin rips that can cut workouts short. Fingerless design is more breathable than gloves - important during intense training sessions.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Best grips I've tried, but I'm a glove man\\n\\nReview: These are the best grips I've tried, but I'm giving them only four stars because I still find that I prefer gloves for a couple of reasons. What makes me like these grips more than some of the others I've tried:\\n\\n1. The dye didn't transfer to my skin during the workout. Another brand's grips made me look bruised after my workout.\\n\\n2. The grip is narrow enough so as not to be awkward when using handles on a cable cross machine. At the same time, the grip is wide enough to provide adequate palm and finger protection.\\n\\n3. The plastic \\\"fastener\\\" (not really sure what to call this piece) is placed so it doesn't get forced into my wrists during pushing exercises.\\n\\nWhy I still prefer gloves:\\n\\n1. For most exercises, gloves still feel more natural to me. I'm typically not aware of my gloves until I'm done with my workout and I'm ready to take them off. I'm always aware of grips because I need to pay attention to where the grip is before I grab a bar or handle.\\n\\n2. Even though the plastic \\\"fastener\\\" on these is in a better position than on some other grips, I still felt like it pressed into my wrist a bit during some pushing exercises in a way that wasn't entirely comfortable.\\n\\nI suppose gloves versus grips is a personal preference. Grips certainly have their benefits, the main one being that they allow one's hands to breathe better during workouts. Perhaps if I switched to grips on an ongoing basis I'd become less bothered by some of their shortcomings. For now, however, I think I'll stick to gloves except when I row -- grips are great for rowing.\",\n \"Product: Versatile soccer inspired short with graphic print.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Odd sizing, graphic element feels very plastic-y\\n\\nReview: I've worn many different types of adidas athletic shorts over the past several years, and I always get mediums. Oddly this is the first time that a medium fit more like a small. Curious, I got out all of my other pairs of shorts and compared them to this one. It's obvious when their waistbands are next to each other that the medium in this short is at least two inches smaller than the medium in all of the other adidas shorts I own.\\n\\nI should also point out that the graphic element on the side is a mixture of fabric and then, apparently, some sort of plastic applied to the fabric. At least that's what it feels like to me. I'm guessing that the plastic part will start to deteriorate before too long, particularly if exposed to high heat.\",\n \"Product: Pure Protein Bars feature the winning combination of high quality protein, and great taste. This delicious Dark Chocolate Coconut bar is loaded with 19 grams of protein to help fuel your busy day. Take your Pure Protein Bar with you anywhere for a sensationally nutrious snack you can enjoy whenever hunger strikes.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A lot of coconut and dark chocolate flavor\\n\\nReview: Pure Protein is one of my go-to brands when it comes to protein bars. I particularly like the chocolate peanut butter flavor, but I also like S'mores (not sure if that one is still available) a lot. This was my first time trying this flavor. The good news is that it has a lot of coconut flavor with some actual pieces of coconut in it. Unfortunately the chocolate flavor is just a little strong. I know it's described as dark chocolate and maybe that's why it comes across so strong (I generally prefer milk to dark chocolate), but there is a tad of bitterness to this bar that surprised me a bit because I haven't detected that in any other variety of Pure Protein bar. If you like dark chocolate and coconut, I'm sure you'd like this bar.\\n\\nLike other varieties in Pure Protein's line, this one packs a good amount of protein per calorie: 19 grams of protein in a 190 calorie bar, meaning that 40% of the calories in this bar come from protein.\",\n \"Product: Introducing new Balance flavors that are smart and crazy delicious. Chocolate Caramel Peanut Nougat taste along with lean protein and an excellent source of fiber all for under 200 calories Finally, you can enjoy a scrumptious treat that is also nutritionally balanced\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Very sweet, high fiber bar\\n\\nReview: I was a bit surprised by the taste of these bars. I have purchased other Balance Bars where the protein content was double for the same calorie count. These bars are extremely sweet, so they are probably more properly considered a candy bar alternative than a protein or meal replacement bar. I also did not notice the high fiber content (due to the inclusion of chicory root) before ordering these. For those who do not get enough fiber from their regular diets, consuming products with boosted fiber content is a reasonable idea. For someone like me who enjoys whole grains along with fruits and vegetables, however, I find that products such as this just end up causing bloating and gas.\\n\\nThe flavor is good (very sweet chocolate and caramel flavor with a hint of nuts), but I would not order these again.\",\n \"Product: In the tradition of Urban Legends and Final Destination, Donnie Darko is an edgy, psychological thriller about a suburban teen coming face-to-face wit his dark destiny. Jake Gyllenhaal leads a star-filled cast (including Drew Barrymore, Noah Wyle, Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze and Mary McDonnell) as a delusional high-school student visited by a demonic rabbit with eerie visions of the past - and deadly predictions for the future. This \\\"excitingly original\\\" (Entertainment Weekly) nail-biter will keep you on the edge of your seat until the mind-bending climax.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: What's all the fuss about this film?\\n\\nReview: I honestly don't get why this film has received the amount of attention it has. I liked it but I certainly did not find it great. It seems to have impressed a large number of viewers (and critics), so perhaps I'm just missing something. I do like films that require me to think, but unfortunately the thought required to enjoy this film didn't feel rewarding in the end. Other reviewers here have referred to this film as a puzzle. That's the way it seemed to me, too; unfortunately after the puzzle is put together (and I believe that there is more than one way to interpret this film), one is left with a feeling of \\\"so what?\\\" There isn't anything profound about this film; it doesn't shed any new light on \\\"the human condition\\\" as far as I can tell. Perhaps this film appeals most to people who enjoy puzzles purely for the mental exercise. I would like a little emotional payoff/insight in the end.\\n\\nI read the most recent 50 or so reviews and did not see anyone comment on the age of the cast. I must say that I was distracted by the casting of Jake Gyllenhaal as an alleged high school student. Yes, he was only 20-21 when this was filmed, but he definitely looked to be in his twenties and not an adolescent. Some of the other actors also looked too old to be playing their parts. Jena Malone, on the other hand, whose looks match her age (four years younger than Jake Gyllenhaal) only served to call attention to the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal looked more like a man and less like a teenager. I thought Jake Gyllenhaal's performance was good (though I haven't seen him in anything else and some people are criticizing him by saying he essential comes across the same in every film), but he just wasn't believable as a high school student. The casting wasn't as bad as, say, the film version of \\\"The Wiz\\\" (where a forties-ish Diana Ross tried to pretend to be a young teen), but I was definitely distracted by some of the choices made.\",\n \"Product: The complete first season of the Comedy Network's hit television series. It takes place in a halfway house for very bad puppets and features four felonious puppet inmates who are doing time with their human caseworker as they wait until that glorious day\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Show's premise is funnier than its \\\"execution\\\"\\n\\nReview: I bought this dvd set without having seen the show based on the title the and preceding review. Unfortunately I did not find this show nearly as enjoyable as the previous reviewer.\\n\\nThe problem I had with this show is that it is just seldom laugh out loud funny. \\\"South Park\\\" makes me laugh out loud when it's good. Ditto \\\"Reno 911,\\\" another currently popular dark comedy. But aside from a few of the truly twisted puppet-sex scenes and Cuddles' killing rampage in one of the episodes, I rarely experienced more than a slight smile watching these 13 episodes. Truth be told, I did not find \\\"Kids In the Hall\\\" to be funny, either, so perhaps I should have considered myself warned when I read about that connection to this show's creative team.\\n\\nI think that what was most disappointing about these shows is that it would be more accurate to call it \\\"Puppets Who Killed\\\" rather than \\\"...Kill\\\", as very few of these episodes feature that ultimate antisocial act. Instead the sort of antisocial behavior the puppets are up to these days involve more mundane things like starting a urine sample company to provide \\\"clean\\\" urine to people who use drugs. Worth a little giggle, I guess, but not nearly as twisted as I anticipated.\\n\\nTo be fair, the later episodes on this 2-dvd set seem to be better than the earlier ones (with the exception of the early episode where Cuddles' killing rampage occurs), so perhaps this show got better over time and subsequent seasons were better.\\n\\nI found the picture quality to be fine on my 32\\\" HDTV monitor -- not a spectacular picture, but as good as the many other TV shows I have purchased on dvd.\\n\\nDVD set features a few bonuses, including a commentary track for one of the episodes as well as a \\\"behind the scenes\\\" short that introduces the viewer to the puppeteers behind the characters.\",\n \"Product: Game show in which 6 guest stars (which change from week to week) are given a humorous phrase with one word missing. The stars write down a word they think would be most appropriate for the missing word and then two contestants try to guess what the stars have chosen. A point is given for each correct match and the one with the most points wins.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVISION/SERIES & SEQUELS Rating: TV-PG UPC: 787364750894\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: I love the Match Game, but this dvd set is disappointing\\n\\nReview: Given that I love the Match Game, why only a 3-star rating? Well, the most disappointing aspect of this set is that the episodes are NOT unedited -- contrary to the information on the box cover itself. I haven't watched every episode yet, but the longest one I've watched so far ran only about 23 minutes. That's about how long a TV show runs today, but TV shows had far fewer commercials during the 1970s so it's obvious that portions of the shows as they originally aired are missing from this dvd set. Some of the edits are obvious as well: jumps during the background music while the stars write their answers as well as periods of time so short that you know the stars could not actually have written their answers in that little time. Basically these are the same chopped up versions running on GSN; the only difference is that none of it is sped up and the closing credits are intact.\\n\\nAs to the extras, I must admit to being quite disappointed with much of it. The Q&A with Brett Somers was interesting to watch once. The tribute to Gene Rayburn is okay but perfunctory. The alleged best of Match Game moments feature is actually just clips from episodes on that disc itself with a couple of introdutions by Brett; unfortunately most of the clips are far from what I would call the best of the Match Game. And while it was interesting to watch how the Match Game began in the 1960s, that episode was pretty dull. Speaking of which, it's amazing to see some of the earliest episodes from the 1970s and to realize that without Brett, Charles, and some of the other zanier semi-regulars, this show would never have caught on. Kudos to those involved at the time who realized that this show needed to be spiced up to be fun.\\n\\nVideo quality is very good but the audio suffers from inconsistent volume.\\n\\nIf you can get this set at a bargain price and love the Match Game (as I do), I think that this set is worth having despite all of my criticisms outlined above. The Match Game is still my all-time favorite game show.\\n\\nEDIT added 11/26/06:\\n\\nAfter discussing this issue with another friend and people at another website, I've come to the conclusion that I am probably wrong and that the episodes on this box set are, indeed, the length of their original broadcasts. I had assumed that daytime shows were similar in length to nighttime shows and I have learned that that was frequently not the case (daytime shows frequently had more commercials). I would now upgrade my rating to 4 stars if I could.\",\n \"Product: SOMETHING WEIRD VIDEO CULT CLASSICS\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: just bad, not enjoyably bad\\n\\nReview: I guess I'm the lone reviewer here to date that found this film just bad/boring, not bad/fun. The production qualities (bad lighting, sound, \\\"special effects,\\\" etc) are, for the most part, just annoyances. In \\\"Plan 9 From Outer Space,\\\" it's fun to watch a scene turn from day to night and back -- or to see the strings the hubcap spaceships are dangling on. In \\\"Blood Freak,\\\" the cheap plastic prosthetic leg that gets chopped off looks bad enough to elicit some laughs, but other mistakes (such as a long scene shot with such insufficient light that you can't see what's happening) are just poor workmanship, not fun. Am I supposed to keep laughing for several minutes because the director didn't know how to light a scene so he could capture it on film? I think not.\\n\\nSorry, but this movie is just not in the same camp league as Russ Meyers, John Waters, or Ed Wood. If you're a fan of camp movies, I suggest renting this before buying it so you can decide for yourself whether this is is bad/good or just plain bad.\\n\\nThe dvd is packed with lots of extras. I watched probably 3/4 of them and cannot say that I found any of them particularly fun, either. There is a soft core porn movie masquerading as a moralistic tale about the dangers of being a [...]. There is a very lame nudist colony movie which is neither funny nor titillating. Obviously compiled by someone who likes terrible \\\"B\\\" movies, most of these extras miss the mark by a wide margin as well. All in all, this dvd was enough to put me to sleep on my couch early.\",\n \"Product: J.C., a bisexual hustler with a mama fixation, sells himself to anyone who'll pay his price: \\\"I said, ten bucks or I'll break your hand!\\\" Turning tricks in the balcony of a movie theater, cruising a bathhouse, or hanging out along The Meat Rack, J.C.'s only interested in cheap sex and quick cash. But when he sees an old coot attacking a Jersey-girl named Jean, J.C. rescues her -- and is immediately forced into making a porno by two knife-wielding transvestites! Plus: Peter and Buddy are throwing a 4th of July Fire Island Party and you're all invited! Leather-Queen George will be there, bragging about his rubber bed sheets. So will The Lavender Guru, a loquacious flower child incessantly babbling hippiespeak, and Bobby, who's \\\"new to this whole thing,\\\" will be having a panic attack. Two very different but equally nostalgic time capsules of the 1970 Gay Scene, full of love, lust, and naked butts.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Thumbs up for Meatrack, not Sticks and Stones\\n\\nReview: I thoroughly enjoyed the first feature on this dvd, The Meatrack. It actually surpassed my expectations based on my previous Something Weird video experiences, with more depth to it than most of the stuff they release. On the one hand, it's similar to the heterosexual \\\"nudie\\\" movies SW Video frequently releases in that there is frequent male nudity (mostly back side), but the film itself is far more interesting than SW Video fare such as Country Cuzzins or the Chesty Morgan films. If anything, I would compare The Meatrack to Cher's early film, Chastity. As in Chastity, The Meatrack's protagonist is haunted by early childhood experiences, experiences which cause him to sometimes make questionable decisions in his later life.\\n\\nI have to say that I could only sit through about 25 minutes of Sticks and Stones. While the actors were generally attractive and scantily clad, the dialog was incredibly boring.\\n\\nThe extras were generally not particularly interesting, either. The first couple were sort of interesting from a historical perspective, but most of the extras are silly soft-core films with bad music and horseplay. The final extra is an early soft-core video featuring legendary John Holmes; I finally understand why he became so famous (or is that infamous?). The Meatrack, indeed.\",\n \"Product: Contains full 78-minute concert performance, 30-minute documentary, 12-minute documentary, 'Comfortably Numb' video, two 'Laura' videos, 'Take Your Mama' video & 'Mary' video. Universal. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: fun but doesn't live up to the hype; bad video quality\\n\\nReview: Perhaps it's a generation thing, because I think I would be more enthusiastic about this band if I were in my 20's instead of my 40's. I do think that their cover of Pink Floyd's \\\"Comfortably Numb\\\" is amusing and a couple of their other songs are catchy. Co-lead singiner Ana Matronic comes across as interesting in the many interview clips here, but it's strange that there's so little in the way of interview footage with Jake Shears.\\n\\nI assume that many people like this band because they are flamboyant, outrageous, and Jake Shears is cute. Hey, the band obviously knows what a lot of fans want -- Ana talks about Jake's go-go boy past and even compares him, on stage, to hustlers in Times Square pre-Guiliani days. They've even included an \\\"easter egg\\\" on the dvd in which the viewer can see Jake in the buff. And it isn't even necessary to look for hidden footage to see Jake's backside in all its glory as the dvd offers many glimpses of that.\\n\\nI may have given this dvd 4 stars instead of 3 if the video quality wasn't so poor. The main program (the concert) has A LOT of pixelation throughout. Apparently they used a low budget digital camera that could not resolve fast moving shots and shots where the contrast changes too quickly. And some of the music videos themselves offer far lower resolution than consumer grade VHS machines. I know that this band isn't big in the United States, but one would think that for a band that is selling millions of records in Europe could afford to make their videos with better equipment. This dvd, by far, contains some of the worst looking videos I have seen.\",\n \"Product: Another amazing Motown DVD collection from Smokey Robinson & The Miracles. Features for the first time on DVD 14 classic full-length performances from archival television appearances spanning three decades. This 2 1/2 hour DVD is the first official video anthology by one of the most successful singing groups of all time. Not only do we get the classic Miracles lineup - especially the rare Apollo footage - this collection includes clips from Smokey's solo career and the Miracles' smash hits with Billy Griffin on lead. Interspersed between the performances and filmed exclusively for this DVD, is the first ever in-depth interview with Smokey and original Miracles Pete Moore and Bobby Rogers. Throughout the insightful interview the three Miracles reminisce about the entire history of the group, Motown, the legendary Apollo Theatre and the inspiration behind many of their classic hits. As with all other UMe/Motown DVD collections, all audio has been significantly upgraded; where the group has lip-synced to the record, you'll now hear remastered stereo right from the Motown vault.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Extremely entertaining, chock full of great performances and interview segments\\n\\nReview: Universal has been issuing some really good music dvds for various Motown acts within the past year or so, and this is one of the best of them. Not only does this contain about 10 performances by Smokey and the Miracles (some with live audio from the TV shows back in the '60s, some with newly synched stereo audio for improved sound quality), a couple of '70s hits from the Miracles after Smokey left, and then a few solo Smokey hits; but before each track there are reminiscences by some of the Miracles about the creation of these wonderful songs. Also included are some a cappella mixes of the songs. If you have the similarly wonderful Marvin Gaye dvd that came out about a year ago, then you'll have a reference point as to how good this is. The recently released Supremes dvd may surpass this in terms of number of music performances, but it pales when compared based on additional features (perhaps because it would be impossible to have the surviving Supremes sit down together and have a pleasant interview).\",\n \"Product: 1985 Elektra 60390-1\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: howard's second best album\\n\\nReview: This is probably Howard's most \\\"commercial\\\" album (in the States, anyway) and was a worthy follow up to \\\"Human's Lib\\\". HoJo wrote all of the lyrics AND music here (well, he \\\"adapted\\\" \\\"Is There A Difference?\\\" from the Tao Te Ching). I actually think that this album suffers somewhat as a result because some of the best songs on HoJo's debut had lyrics written by someone else (whose name I believe was William Bryant). Still, this is an excellent album.\\n\\nA note about the cd release: The original European vinyl release did not contain the tracks \\\"Bounce Right Back\\\" and \\\"Like To Get To Know You Well\\\" but instead contained \\\"Specialty\\\" and \\\"Why Look For The Key\\\". \\\"Bounce Right Back\\\" and \\\"Like To...\\\" were originally released as a single between HoJo's first two albums in Europe. In the US, Elektra took off \\\"Specialty\\\" and \\\"Why Look...\\\" and substituted \\\"Bounce Right Back\\\" and \\\"Like To...\\\" on the vinyl lp. This cd release -- the same in all countries -- contains the all four tracks, with the original European running order followed by \\\"Bounce..\\\" and \\\"Like To...\\\". I no longer have either vinyl disc, but I BELIEVE that the version of \\\"Bounce\\\" on the US vinyl was different than that which appears on the cd.\",\n \"Product: 1985 Elektra 60390-1\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: howard's second best album\\n\\nReview: This is probably Howard's most \\\"commercial\\\" album (in the States, anyway) and was a worthy follow up to \\\"Human's Lib\\\". HoJo wrote all of the lyrics AND music here (well, he \\\"adapted\\\" \\\"Is There A Difference?\\\" from the Tao Te Ching). I actually think that this album suffers somewhat as a result because some of the best songs on HoJo's debut had lyrics written by someone else (whose name I believe was William Bryant). Still, this is an excellent album.\\n\\nA note about the cd release: The original European vinyl release did not contain the tracks \\\"Bounce Right Back\\\" and \\\"Like To Get To Know You Well\\\" but instead contained \\\"Specialty\\\" and \\\"Why Look For The Key\\\". \\\"Bounce Right Back\\\" and \\\"Like To...\\\" were originally released as a single between HoJo's first two albums in Europe. In the US, Elektra took off \\\"Specialty\\\" and \\\"Why Look...\\\" and substituted \\\"Bounce Right Back\\\" and \\\"Like To...\\\" on the vinyl lp. This cd release -- the same in all countries -- contains the all four tracks, with the original European running order followed by \\\"Bounce..\\\" and \\\"Like To...\\\". I no longer have either vinyl disc, but I BELIEVE that the version of \\\"Bounce\\\" on the US vinyl was different than that which appears on the cd.\",\n \"Product: This CD is not shrink wrapped but is new and has never been played. The jewel case has a minor wear.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Blown away after more than 35 years\\n\\nReview: Call me embarrassed. I was in high school when these albums were released. I was a huge disco fan. I definitely heard Cherchez La Femme a lot back then. For whatever reason, though, I never bought the single or album. I liked it well enough, but there was a lot of other new music that I liked more.\\n\\nFast forward (over 35 years) and I finally decided to get this cd due to the fact that I've actually come to love Cherchez La Femme/Se Si Bon, having acquired it on several compilations over the years. I found that I loved this entire cd. I guess not everyone who likes the hit single likes the rest of the tracks, but I think that most people who like the fusion of big band, latin, and disco that make up the hit will also find that same blending appealing on the other tracks here.\\n\\nAnother good thing: Nice mastering job on this cd, with a natural tone throughout the frequency range, no excessive energy in the upper midrange/treble and a nice amount of bottom end.\",\n \"Product: Originall;y released in 1979. This landmark album for Debbie Jacobs was produced by Paul Sabu and has been rematered from the original master tapes. Contains the hits Don't You Want My Love, Hot Hot (Give It All You Got) and the title track Undercover Lover. Don't You Want My Love has also been featured in many episodes of Sex In The City among many others.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a classic disco album that's unfortunately butchered on this cd\\n\\nReview: How disappointed I was when I finally got this disc and put it in my player. My first clue that this was a shoddy release was the quality of the graphics. The blacks in the cover art have an odd uneveness to them. I would not be surprised to learn that the disc inserts (which only include the back card and front cover; no liner notes or other photos included) were printed on a home printer by whomever is running this \\\"getdisconnected\\\" label.\\n\\nWhen the first note of \\\"Undercover Lover\\\" began, I immediately thought that perhaps I had not listened carefully. How could it be that part of the first note could be cut off? So I hit the \\\"back up\\\" button on my cd player remote and discovered that, in fact, the first note is slightly truncated.\\n\\nI was listening with a friend who doesn't even know the title track of this album that well, though he did recently buy the original 45 rpm single after I played him my copy of the 12\\\" single. We both quickly noticed that the tape (or turntable, since I'm not actually convinced that this cd came from a master tape) used to source the cd was running fast.\\n\\nOnly 30 seconds into playing this cd and I was already lamenting having purchased. I continued playing the title track and was unimpressed with the sound quality. If this was taken from a master tape, the EQ choices used in the remastering were poor. This cd sounds much more \\\"thin\\\" than the original vinyl and, though I didn't think it possible, sounds worse than the title track does on an early Unidisc label compilation I have that is notorious for marginal sound quality. I would not be surprised to learn that this cd was sourced from vinyl and processed using consumer level computer tools to attempt to mask the noise from the vinyl playback. (This would also explain the truncation of the first note.) Even if this cd is vinyl sourced, the quality of the cartridge used and/or the EQ choices were poor since good vinyl playback is much, much better than what's delivered here.\\n\\nThe kicker for me was that when the title track was ending, I got the feeling that it was faded early. I'll have to check it out again later to be certain, but the fade certainly didn't match my memory.\\n\\nIf you're interested in this cd, you probably already have the vinyl lp. If you do already have the vinyl lp, don't bother with this cd. Perhaps someday Universal Music (which now presumably controls this material having acquired the MCA catalog) will give this a proper cd release. For now, however, the original album is the way to go.\",\n \"Product: True to its name, the compact Dynamo does it all. This antimicrobial stapler amazingly has a pencil sharpener, staple remover, and a discreet StapleStore compartment (for two staple strips), integrated into the unit. The ergonomic, curved body has a soft rubber grip and base for comfort. Opens 180-degrees for bulletin board tacking and craft use. Stands vertically or horizontally for easy storage or grabbing. Made of 70% post-consumer content recycled plastic. 20 sheet capacity. Uses Premium Standard Staples. Perfect for school, work, or the home office.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice, compact, multifunction device\\n\\nReview: This is a handy, compact device. I like that it has a pencil sharpener built in (yes, I still use a pencil on a daily basis), and it's nice that it has storage for a couple of rows of staples in the base of the unit. The unit feels comfortable in the hand, though given its compact size is lacks the solid feeling in the hand of a traditional stapler like a Swingline. I had no difficulty stapling with it, though I don't typically have need to staple more than a few pages together at a time so I cannot address how well this would handle a thick stack of papers.\\n\\nI noticed that the packaging indicates it has an antimicrobial surface, and I suppose that's a good feature, though truth be told I'm more in favor of simply using good hygiene (washing one's hands, particularly before eating) than seeking out antimicrobial products.\",\n \"Product: A space-saving, all-in-one printer that brings you fast speeds and a robust design. It prints from tablets and smartphones and features affordable individual ink cartridges.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good print quality; easy to set up basics, but I'm struggling with two-sided printing\\n\\nReview: This product replaces an HP Officejet 5600 which I have owned for over a decade. I have long wanted a printer that was capable of wireless printing, so I was happy to find this product in my Vine queue.\\n\\nThe good: It's a big more quiet than the HP, particularly at the end of printing. (The HP makes quite a lot of noise as it docks the print heads back in their home position.) Quality of output is similar to -- perhaps indistinguishable from -- the HP. I like that it has separate cartridges for the various ink colors versus one tri-color cartridge, though since I haven't had the printer long enough to need to replace cartridges only time will tell whether one color of ink actually does get used up faster than another. Setup was relatively easy with one exception, and this is something I still haven't figured out: I typically prefer to print double sided in order to save paper. I found where to select this under the printer's preferences, but when I navigate around to check the various print speeds it changes from duplex printing to single sided printing. More on this under \\\"the bad.\\\"\\n\\nThe bad (not that bad): Output is not as clear as a color laser printer. No surprise there.\\n\\nThe bad: Aforementioned duplex printing. For the time being, I've simply chosen to print one page at a time and then manually feed the same piece of paper back into the printer to print the second side. Since I tend to print only small documents and not very frequently, this isn't a big hassle for me. If I printed a lot more at home I would find this a nuisance. Maybe some day I'll have enough time to figure out why Epson's software isn't properly locking in duplex printing on my system. The second issue involves unpacking. Why Epson had to put about a dozen pieces of tape in various locations on the printer is beyond me, and some of them weren't even in obvious places. Seems like they could just use more foam or cardboard to secure the printer in the box for shipping.\\n\\nAddendum: I just checked this product's Amazon page again and I see that it does not have automatic 2-sided printing. I suppose that's why even though 2-sided printing is available for me to select when looking at the printer preferences in Epson's software, there is no way to apply or save that setting. Downgrading my rating from 4 to 3 stars because of this as I view the ability to print duplex as basic, not a luxury that should only be available on more expensive options.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":65,"string":"65"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1375,"string":"1,375"}}},{"rowIdx":1376,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3E68QNSCABRVW"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Starship Troopers introduces a world of war with alien \"bugs\", as you experience the sci-fi military action of the hit book, film and TV series! Become an Elite Marauder as you fight to restore peace, as millions of killer bugs run amuck and threaten life as we know it. Voice-over commentary by Casper van Dien, aka Johnny Rico, now the general who introduces each mission\". The summary of the review text is \"One of the more intense games I've played\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Despite the fact that the second film was terrible I decided to see how well it translated into a first person shooter. The RTS game was quite a bit of fun, but as with most RTS games they lack the in your face intensity of an FPS or the engrossing story of an RPG. So RTS games tend to be the games I gravitate towards the least, I find them fun... but only for so long. When I saw they turned this into an FPS I was immediately enthused. If they could at least generate a sub-par story that brought the user into the war they would likely succeed. As the box advertises, it seems one of the greatest challenges the developer faced was creating the intense swarm function that would be the real nature and challenge of dealing with the bugs.\n\nNow that I've completed this game, I really think I got more than my moneys worth. The games story line is better than the direction the franchise seems to be heading and it really captures the intensity of being in the field of battle. Like Half Life there's an introductory stage where you have to wander around the ship and get used to the controls. You have to go find your marauder suit, which is armored and can take more damage than the rest of the marines. It feels a bit like Halo in the sense that you're the only one with this special armor that can regenerate its shields and everyone is surprised to see you. The Marauder armor, unfortunately, doesn't look the same as what we got to see in the RTS. When you are first dropped onto the planet to start your first mission the bugs feel pretty easy to beat. Cutting down the general rank and file warrior bugs is pretty easy with your gun that never runs out of ammo and just needs to recharge when it over heats. It definitely isn't that easy, as you will quickly realize. The challenge isn't in the difficulty of being able to kill your enemy; it's in the sheer number of the enemies! I actually found this fairly difficult on the easiest setting! As the game progresses you face much stronger bugs and the challenges become much more difficult to complete, especially since your unlimited weapon can't penetrate some of the bug armor. Ultimately ammunition conservation becomes a challenge in itself.\n\nIn terms of missions it feels a bit like the RTS where you are dropped into an area and required to complete a specific mission. There is very little contiguous story line like we find in games such as Half Life, Halo, or Marathon, for example. While this would typically hurt my interest in a game, it was just so much fun cutting down hordes of bugs that it held my interest through the whole game. The levels for the game don't disappoint in this regard, they're huge and they take a long time to finally complete! The one misgiving in functionality is that the game doesn't automatically save at certain check points; instead you have to use quick save frequently. I'll let this minor quibble slide as the game ended up being a lot of fun. Anyway, there is a bit of an underlying story to tie the missions together, but it really captures the feel of being in the Mobile Infantry and being dropped on a planet to complete single missions by having everything being somewhat disjointed. The games design overall was pretty nice and it even includes video clips from the film here and there to really make it feel like the game ties into the movies as well. The only thing I didn't like was the couple of timed missions in the game. That's more of a pet peeve of mine; I really just hate having to complete timed missions in general!\n\nGetting a Starship Troopers game, you shouldn't expect to do more than kill lots of bugs and if that is your aim, then I highly recommend this game. I wouldn't expect ground breaking interaction with the environment or the highest quality graphics imaginable, the developers weren't going for that. They wanted bugs. Lots of bugs and that's what we got. Frankly there are so many bugs you don't have a lot of time to sit down and appreciate the environment, so play this game for what it's worth. I personally found the graphics to be quite decent. I think they're on par with the original Half Life at the very least, probably a bit smoother and better than that. It may not have the most replay value out there, but it sure is a fun game to play while it lasts!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Despite the fact that the second film was terrible I decided to see how well it translated into a first person shooter. The RTS game was quite a bit of fun, but as with most RTS games they lack the in your face intensity of an FPS or the engrossing story of an RPG. So RTS games tend to be the games I gravitate towards the least, I find them fun... but only for so long. When I saw they turned this into an FPS I was immediately enthused. If they could at least generate a sub-par story that brought the user into the war they would likely succeed. As the box advertises, it seems one of the greatest challenges the developer faced was creating the intense swarm function that would be the real nature and challenge of dealing with the bugs.\n\nNow that I've completed this game, I really think I got more than my moneys worth. The games story line is better than the direction the franchise seems to be heading and it really captures the intensity of being in the field of battle. Like Half Life there's an introductory stage where you have to wander around the ship and get used to the controls. You have to go find your marauder suit, which is armored and can take more damage than the rest of the marines. It feels a bit like Halo in the sense that you're the only one with this special armor that can regenerate its shields and everyone is surprised to see you. The Marauder armor, unfortunately, doesn't look the same as what we got to see in the RTS. When you are first dropped onto the planet to start your first mission the bugs feel pretty easy to beat. Cutting down the general rank and file warrior bugs is pretty easy with your gun that never runs out of ammo and just needs to recharge when it over heats. It definitely isn't that easy, as you will quickly realize. The challenge isn't in the difficulty of being able to kill your enemy; it's in the sheer number of the enemies! I actually found this fairly difficult on the easiest setting! As the game progresses you face much stronger bugs and the challenges become much more difficult to complete, especially since your unlimited weapon can't penetrate some of the bug armor. Ultimately ammunition conservation becomes a challenge in itself.\n\nIn terms of missions it feels a bit like the RTS where you are dropped into an area and required to complete a specific mission. There is very little contiguous story line like we find in games such as Half Life, Halo, or Marathon, for example. While this would typically hurt my interest in a game, it was just so much fun cutting down hordes of bugs that it held my interest through the whole game. The levels for the game don't disappoint in this regard, they're huge and they take a long time to finally complete! The one misgiving in functionality is that the game doesn't automatically save at certain check points; instead you have to use quick save frequently. I'll let this minor quibble slide as the game ended up being a lot of fun. Anyway, there is a bit of an underlying story to tie the missions together, but it really captures the feel of being in the Mobile Infantry and being dropped on a planet to complete single missions by having everything being somewhat disjointed. The games design overall was pretty nice and it even includes video clips from the film here and there to really make it feel like the game ties into the movies as well. The only thing I didn't like was the couple of timed missions in the game. That's more of a pet peeve of mine; I really just hate having to complete timed missions in general!\n\nGetting a Starship Troopers game, you shouldn't expect to do more than kill lots of bugs and if that is your aim, then I highly recommend this game. I wouldn't expect ground breaking interaction with the environment or the highest quality graphics imaginable, the developers weren't going for that. They wanted bugs. Lots of bugs and that's what we got. Frankly there are so many bugs you don't have a lot of time to sit down and appreciate the environment, so play this game for what it's worth. I personally found the graphics to be quite decent. I think they're on par with the original Half Life at the very least, probably a bit smoother and better than that. It may not have the most replay value out there, but it sure is a fun game to play while it lasts!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Enter this futuristic science-fiction world of MechAssault and take control of your gigantic walking tank called a BattleMech. Choose from a dozen Mechs and lay waste to your enemies and everything around them. Gameplay environments are fully destructible. Every bridge, tower, bus or structure is fully destructible. Customize your Mech to destroy all who oppose you.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Giant Robots are awesome!\n\nReview: If you're a long time fan of Mechwarrior and were thrilled to see this title hit Xbox like I was, I think you were pleasantly surprised upon playing this! Now I'm not as die hard a follower of the Mechwarrior titles as some people and I've only played a few here and there including Mechcommander 2. I think some people who were really into the PC version of this game will be slightly disappointed in a few things. The control and views of the Mech are a little dumbed down for the users; I think this has more to do with controller limitations because there's no keyboard. The second major difference is you can only use in game stock Mechs during the campaign. You can't customize any of them unfortunately. However, if you can get over these changes I think you will still have fun with the game.\n\nI felt like Mechassault had a bit more of a cogent story line than some of the other Mechwarrior titles. In Mechassault you are playing the role of a member of the Wolf Dragoons and you've been commissioned to infiltrate a planet controlled by the Word of Blake. For some reason I never felt like I had this precise of a purpose in Mechwarrior game before. The campaign mode is pretty much a solo mission where you have to do everything on your own; unfortunately you don't get any help from another group of Dragoons, even though you hear about reports of them fighting in other parts of the planet. The new stock Mech designs are actually pretty cool along with some old favorites and I did like using most of them. The favorite Mech called the Atlas is available in this game as well, but I found myself using the Timberwolf a lot when I played this game through a second time. Although, I think I favored the MadCat IV my first time through and I outright hate the Summoner. You do get lots of Mechs to choose from so I'm sure any Mechwarrior can find their favored machine to use. Unfortunately there are a couple missions where you are forced to fight with a specific Mech, this is alright because it's only for like two missions worth.\n\nThe graphics and environment are quite awesome. The graphics are pretty comparable to the Mechwarrior IV game for the PC. While I have seen better graphics on other Xbox games, I felt these were decent enough for Mechassault. The environment you get to interact with is really awesome though. You can destroy anything to your hearts little desire. Even though you're trying to save the people of the planet from the Word of Blake faction... you can still destroy all their houses and cities in the process! One major downfall of this game is the saving function. There is no mid-mission save ability. If you do not complete the mission you fail and thus have to restart the mission. This is incredibly annoying if the mission is kind of long. This happened to me a couple times; I made it to the final part of the mission to essentially fight the boss Mech and was destroyed at the very last part. I had to restart the mission in order to get back to where I left off which took another hour of game play. While I'm not complaining about a game being challenging, I'm complaining that as a user I don't have save options which is really annoying not to have.\n\nOverall I think this game was quite a lot of fun with a better story line to follow as well. There are a few things I would change here and there, but they are technically minor over all. I've enjoyed Mechs and Battletech stuff ever since I was a little kid, being able to enjoy this on Xbox was a lot of fun for me. I have to spend a lot of time in front of a computer for my job, so being able to have this in a console format when I don't want to play a computer game was great fun!","Product: Star Wars Battlefront II adds all-new space combat, playable Jedi characters, and never-before-seen environments straight out of Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith. Fans of the original Star Wars Battlefront will also enjoy an all-new single-player experience that takes players through an epic, story-based saga centering on Darth Vader's elite 501st Legion of Stormtroopers where every action the player takes impacts the battlefront and, ultimately, the fate of the Star Wars galaxy. The game features an all-new single-player experience that takes players through an epic, story-based saga where every action the player takes impacts the battlefront and, ultimately, the fate of the Star Wars galaxy. The sequel features improved flight control, complex space combat that allows players to board enemy capital ships and battle to take over flying command posts or sabotage the ship to be used against the other faction, increased total online player numbers, and memorable multiplayer encounters in 12 new locations. All-new classic trilogy locations including the Death Star interior, classic space battles and the fight aboard the Tantive IV, Princess Leia's blockade runner Online Play capable (monthly fee may be required)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Support the Rise of the Empire!\n\nReview: I was really hesitant to get this game after playing \"Battlefront I\". However, I got a good recommendation for it and praise that it was far superior to the first. That's pretty much exactly what I wanted to hear. \"Battlefront I\" is really cool in concept, but it was lacking a ton. Co-op was practically useless, too fast, and virtually no story. It was just boring! Luckily just about all these misgivings I had for \"Battlefront I\" were fixed in \"Battlefront II\".\n\nI'm personally more into co-op based games than the online multiplayer scenarios and when it came to purchasing \"Battlefront I\" I felt like they forgot about the fans that play co-op. Not so with \"Battlefront II\". My friend and I spent quite a long time playing through this games campaign setting. It was absolutely awesome! Not to mention quite challenging at times. Basically you play as part of an elite squad of Storm Troopers called the 501st. You go with them on their campaigns as the growing empire sends them out to squash dissidents. It starts off around where \"Episode III\" leaves off and brings you into parts of \"The Empire Strikes Back\". It's really interesting because you get to see where the empire started to make a decisive stranglehold on the various systems we're all familiar with. My favorite part was being able to participate in the battle at Hoth from \"The Empire Strikes Back\". Yes! You get to drive an AT-AT, one of my favorite weapons of the Empire! My only disappointment is that I could not fly a Star Destroyer... although I imagine that would be clunky and I would've crashed it into all kinds of things... like planets.\n\nAnyway, the missions are pretty fun to play. They're almost way too chaotic at times though. You have defined goals and points to conquer in each mission area and you have to complete all of them in order to move onto the next mission. So in mission one you could be asked to defend a location and they have a marker there for you to stand next to. When you succeed at that objective you get more orders to complete another task and so on until that particular mission/campaign is completed. In most cases you have a finite number of troops so if you keep dying and have to keep using bodies you will fail the mission. Once you get the hang of it, it's pretty fun. Usually at the start of any new area you're pretty confused until you map it out in your head what you're supposed to do and where you're supposed to go. One mission that was especially confusing was when you play the part in \"A New Hope\" as Darth Vader's storm troopers board Leia's ship. At the end you're supposed to find Leia, but there's no marker and enemies respawn infinitely, so my friend and I were insanely confused on that level for a little while. It was really fun to play as Darth Vader though. Anyway, aside from intense amounts of chaos it was really fun and the maps you get to explore are huge!\n\nNow judging by my rating you can see there were some things that I didn't like about the game. The chaotic factor in the battles can get to you after a while, but I think that's a pretty realistic feature, so my gripe really isn't with that. The worst part of this was the space battles. Luckily it gives you the option to skip these, but I would have preferred not to, honestly. The space battles are simply the most confusing thing I've ever come across! They're absolutely insane and I found the ships fairly hard to control. I could rarely figure out where I was going half the time. Maybe I just have a natural aversion to flight simulator styled games, but I was very lost on these. For another perspective, my friend who actually does like flying games hated this part of the game too. He also got lost and incredibly confused, so I guess it doesn't work like other games of this nature. Other than that the only things I wish I had access to were more character options and more access to force powers when playing a Jedi. They do give you some options to play as different storm troopers, but I think it would've been cool to have the option to play as various aliens and so forth. Maybe the game was already too big with what little they had so they had to limit it.\n\nAnyway, as you can see this is far superior to \"Battlefront I\". If you're thinking about getting a Star Wars game like this, definitely get this one. You won't be disappointed and if there are parts of the campaign you don't want to do the game allows you to skip them without it hindering your ability to complete the full campaign sequence. Of course if you skip it you don't get to see the story or cinematic sequences for that level. This is also really fun because you play entirely from the Dark Side! If you really liked that part of Star Wars you'll love this. All hail the Empire!\n\nOverall Rating: 3.3 out of 5","Product: The legendary arcade classic Gauntlet is reborn with a new vision, story and gameplay in Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows. Seeking to undo the past, a powerful emperor is lost in his own dreams and nightmares. After being imprisoned by him for two centuries, four immortal heroes set out to undo their tormentor's lifetime of regrets. In the process, they must deal with the consequences of their own actions and watch as the world shakes apart around them. Seven Sorrows is the fusion of fantasy fighting action with the strategy and fascination of user friendly RPG elements, challenging gamers in solo play, co-op and a thriving online community. Junction Skills. Featuring avant-garde Junction Skills, players can band together to use their skills and abilities to unleash a number of devastating attacks upon their unsuspecting enemies. Amazing Graphics. A cutting edge rendering process brings the gorgeous character models, breath taking environments and animations to life\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Potentially awesome... but ultimately a sad follow-up\n\nReview: At first glance this game looks like quite an improvement on Gauntlet: Dark Legacy. Alas, it really is not in the grand scheme of things. I picked this up because of the cooperative multiplayer and the fact that it seemed to be a pretty interesting role playing game. In order to properly review this game I first had to go back and play \"Dark Legacy\" to see what the difference was. Boy, are there some huge ones. Some go in the right direction, but some are just horrible.\n\nOne benefit I will point out is that the graphics were improved upon immensely. They're heavily detailed and actually use the Xbox graphic abilities the way it's supposed to be used. You don't have that major overhead view anymore and it's more like playing a Tomb Raider third person view. However, despite all this grand improvement, the camera is still fixed! Why they improved the graphics on a grand scale and didn't make a rotating camera is anyone's guess. \"Here's this grand lush world to look at... but you can only see it from one camera view, sorry.\" Great, thanks. Overall it was one of the dumbest things they could have done. They also dropped the whole \"everyone has long ranged attack\" type of combat and actually had their melee characters fight like regular melee characters. Sure they can get special abilities/magic to give them a more long distance attack, but they're not on the same level as the sorcerer. Along with this added melee attack feature you can do some pretty awesome combo's and basically every character has this option, though naturally the sorcerer's melee attacks won't be of the same strength as the Valkyrie. I thought these were some pretty cool additions to the game. Oh and they also fixed that pesky walking problem like I mentioned in my \"Dark Legacy\" review, your characters no longer trip over each other when they walk next to each other.\n\nSome of the things they kept the same were the way the enemies spawn. They come from those strange spawning gates and constantly keep being created until you destroy their spawn point. This is pretty awesome if you want to sit down and just kill a bunch of stuff to try and level up your characters faster. The cast of characters is mostly the same, but they really did cut a lot out of this game. Leveling up is loosely the same, only I think it's based on kills now, not hits and you can't buy any nifty items from a \"store\". There are no unlockable characters like we had in the previous game, and that's one of the things that made that game kind of fun. I guess this leads me into the negatives.\n\nThe absolute worst part about this game is that it took my friends and I only four hours to beat this thing. Frankly, this just isn't worth the money! FOUR hours. Seriously, \"Dark Legacy\" took a long time to beat and the follow-up takes only four? Despite the faults of \"Dark Legacy\" it's a heck of a lot better than this given the four hour playtime. It's like they spent all their time making graphical improvements and then spent twenty minutes throwing together some lame story line. Yes, the story line for this one is even lamer than \"Dark Legacy\". At least \"Dark Legacy\" was overly clich, but this is about some emperor who took over the land and committed great evil. Now he feels remorseful and the seven creatures he put in charge of the land need to be destroyed. That would kind of be cool, but they do look kind of lame and non-threatening. I don't know, the real problem is this game starts out and you think it's kind of fun regardless of the silly story. Then you get to the end in such a short time, with no major revelation, that you just feel you wasted your time. I would've rather they designed the standard overhead modeling for the graphics and just wrote a game with a length that didn't make me feel ripped off.\n\nCombined with the non-rotating camera and the ridiculously short length of the game, I just can't give this my hearty endorsement. There are far superior games out there and this definitely doesn't live up to the spirit of Gauntlet, from what I can tell. Even the maps are more confusing this time around. There's no crystals you need to find to unlock areas, there are no secret areas to get into. There are just the seven sorrows and then you're done. It's practically less than a single area from \"Dark Legacy\", what a wasted follow-up. The game is fun in it's own right, but there just should've been more.","Product: Bullet Witch is set on a bleak Earth, in the year 2013. The human race is almost extinct as hideous demons and monsters dominate the planet. It's been decided that only a combination of ancient and modern combat can beat the se creatures. Alicia is a highly-trained soldier who also know ancient magic. The fate of the human race is in her hands, as she ventures into the world of monsters and fights them with her mix of magical arts and military equipment. Manage Alicia's health & magic meters to avoid running out of ammo or power -- be strategic & play it safe, or the world dies with her.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: An average time killer\n\nReview: I seriously picked this game up on a complete whim. The games concept, to me, was hilarious, at best, and this game would either be very sad or mediocre, again, at best. I will admit I was mildly drawn in by the main characters looks and costume; I was actually looking forward to battling my way through hordes of enemies with her, much like I did with Blood Rayne. On that note, I think users can expect a bit of influence from the Blood Rayne concept that has seen a good amount of success.\n\nYou play as Alicia, who is a scantily clad witch that also happens to walk around in stiletto heals and carry an oversized gun. I really don't understand this penchant with oversized weapons like we see in Final Fantasy, for example. They're just unwieldy and no one could logically use these things. I realize the developers want it to look like her \"broom\", but that's just kind of goofy. Ah well, either way she is definitely the best developed character in this game and basically the best scripted during the video sequences. You end up learning about her history as the game goes on, but when it starts you're in a small suburban town on the outside of New York City and it's being attacked by these undead looking creatures. Apparently demons are attacking the world and when the army was sent in they were possessed or something, because there are vast amounts of soldier demons. However, Alicia certainly isn't defenseless for she has magical powers and a gun rod at her disposal. Basically you fight your way through the stages, meet up with some other human defenders, and learn more about the story behind why the demons are attacking.\n\nYeah, it's a pretty basic game, but it was decently fun while it lasted. There are some really cool things you can do in this game, but there are some major hang ups as well. Character control was pretty decent, I really like the fact that Alicia can jump really high in the air. She manages to execute some really intense jumps; similar to what we saw on Blood Rayne, but it naturally makes me wonder how she lands in those high heels... Anyway, the user view feels a little weird because you're basically always focusing off to the right and even more so when you use the zoom function. The zoom function is hugely necessary, but it has some serious problems too. Such as if you're trying to hide or have some sort of cover and there's something behind you don't expect to be looking at the enemy you're aiming at... yeah the camera doesn't compensate for objects behind you so you see the inside of them. This is even more frustrating with some of the human defenders that follow you from time to time, they constantly step in front of you while you're trying to aim at something or stand RIGHT in the way blocking the camera. They seriously need to adjust some parts of the AI for this game, because it's pretty twitchy. Like the game should know I'm trying to zoom because the view is so limiting so get those extras out of the way! I was pretty glad when they were eventually killed off half the time. The same goes for the enemy AI. A lot of times you're in a situation where you need to completely kill all the enemies in the area before you can progress only to find out there's some random soldier demon too stupid to realize he's walking into a box.\n\nThe world you're put in is very lush and well developed. I would put it on par with Half Life 2 even, in terms of quality. However, it's much less interactive. I really wanted to be able to go into houses and explore many different areas. You really don't get to do any of that with Bullet Witch, unfortunately. The world and levels is actually surprisingly large and there are a lot of places your character can go, this is especially good in a city setting because you get to explore a lot of cool alley ways. However, Bullet Witch left out some very important things for maps this large. Basically, there is no map function. I have basically no idea where I'm going or what my position is and when you're in the forest it's sometimes hard to tell if you've gotten turned around until you find that tank you blew up. It looks like the developers learned from Halo only half the time, a Nav point does show up from time to time to help you out, but it's quite a rarity. With levels this long and large where there is a lot of walking, and you have no map, a Nav point is almost essential to your success without wandering around for an hour like I did in some cases. Don't get me wrong, I like to explore the game; I just don't like it when it's forced on me.\n\nAnother part that was really cool about this game was that it has a degree of Role Playing feature in the fact that you get points and you can upgrade your weapon and magic abilities. I thought this was a great feature and I'm really glad they included it so I could choose what I wanted. These options and the different feel of guns or magic that you could use was probably the best part of the game. My favorite magic weapons were the \"rose spear\" and \"lightning\". Lightning was absolutely essential for this game when you came across tanks or large enemies. Meteor Shower was awesome in concept, but somewhat impractical because it caused so much destruction. However, the destruction it wreaks is quite awesome. The one problem with the magic is that you have to go through a menu of sorts to pick out what you want to use. However, the game isn't paused while you choose your spell, things just keep going. The most annoying aspect was when you use a big spell like Lightning or Meteor Shower it goes to a cut cinematic every time when you summon the power. Again the enemies don't pause they keep shooting at you and they keep moving, I realize that's more realistic, but it's not useful in a game. This is immensely frustrating with Lightning because after the cut sequence you then have to aim where you want to fire the lightning and the enemy you want to shoot may have moved by then and is now out of range!\n\nOverall this game had its good moments and its bad moments. The story wasn't anything spectacular and the script during the cinematic sequences was pretty terrible at times. Like the guy playing the male love interest (which I don't know why that's even in this game) he has the worst lines. To the point where he just sounds stupid and annoying! Regardless the graphics during the videos was great and rather akin to Final Fantasy's \"The Spirits Within\" movie. As a gamer I wouldn't expect a huge amount out of this game. It can be frustrating and challenging at times (especially that lengthy final boss battle), but I think the degree of fun I got out of it outweighed those poorer moments. The length is pretty decent and took maybe ten plus hours on easy, granted a lot of that is because I got lost in some areas for a while. Either way, I'd recommend this if you're really itching to play a game of this style. The closing scene kind of left it open for a possible sequel, I can only hope they improve upon some of the parts that made this game annoying, because it certainly has the potential to be quite good.","Product: The galaxy is trapped in an endless cycle of extinction. Every 50,000 years, an ancient machine race invades the galaxy. With ruthless efficiency, the machines wipe out all advanced organic civilization. They leave behind only the scattered ruins of technology, destroying all evidence of their own existence.Few believe this ancient legend. You, however, know it to be true. The fight to stop this extinction event has become the most important mission in the galaxy.\"You must act without remorse, without hesitation, and outside the limits of the law.\"It is your mission. As Commander Shepard of the SS Normandy, you will take your elite recon squad across a galaxy in turmoil, in a desperate race to stop the return of an enemy without mercy. To stop this enemy, you must act without remorse, without hesitation, and outside the limits of the law. Your only imperative is to preserve the safety of civilized life in the galaxy - at any cost. You must become the tip of the spear of humanity, for you alone know the full extent of what is at stake if you should fail.Science-fiction Role-playing: PerfectedMass Effect allows you to create your own customizable version of Commander Shepard (or jump in and use the pre-created character) and plunge yourself into the center of an epic science-fiction story. Choose your squad-mates, your weapons, skills and abilities, and customize your vehicles, armor and appearance - you are in complete control over your experience.In the course of your mission to stop the machine invasion, you may choose to follow the path of the soldier, the tech-specialist, or the biotics-specialisteach of which brings an arsenal of unique yet equally powerful abilities to use against the enemy. Wield a multitude of weapon types with precision accuracyutilize your technical skill to turn enemy war machines against their creatorsor unleash the full power of Dark Energy against your foe with devastating effects. CAN ONLY BE EXCHANGED FOR SAME ITEM IF DEFECTIVE\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Take from: Mass Effect: Limited Edition\n\nReview: I will simply say this game is awesome! It's intensly epic and if you're a fan of the RPG format, this is a must play. There are naturally some comparisons being made to the two Knights of the Old Republic video games. I think these comparisons are very appropriate because the general game design is a fairly similar, though I'm sure many Star Wars fans are disappointed to not see laser swords in this game. Anyway, both games are very epic in scale, however, I think Mass Effect improved and built on from some areas.\n\nNow anyone who plays RPG styled games HAS to realize that the screen view offers quite a bit design limitations. For example you're not going to have super high-detailed characters that look life-like all the time, though Mass Effect does a damn good job. People have to remember you're not seeing things through a first person view, so those who complain that it's not as \"detailed\" need to get over themselves, I grew up with Diablo, which I still think has a pretty good design. The screen interface to me is one of the most important, however, Mass Effect is a little hard to figure out at first. Such as when you want to change weapons quickly or use your special abilities. After having gone through the game, I realize now that it is by far the absolutely most logical control development for the user to interface with the screen.\n\nEverything is in 3rd person view so the user is sitting sort of \"far away\" in perspective, aside from video sequences of course. Despite this, I think the graphic design is very well done. I see people complain about things not being \"Next Gen\" on a Next Gen console, seriously, what do these people expect to see? Graphic design wise Mass Effect is probably comparable to Half Life 2, and really, is that such a bad thing? I'd rather have developers spend their time developing a really epic game with an awesome story line than spend all their time amping up the graphics to the point where systems can't process all the detail so they have to shorten the game to compensate for data overflow. Which, is something I will complain about in Halo 3, because it was far too short, despite how beautifully designed the game was.\n\nAnother thing that was really interesting was the weapon designs. You get new weapons as the game goes on, but they're energy based weapons so you have unlimited ammo. I thought this was a really interesting way to treat the weapons, granted I enjoyed the unlimited ammo because running out of ammo in a game really sucks. You basically have access to all the weapons from the start of the game, but you have to put points into being trained on them to actually get good at using them. If you don't have access to build up points for the Sniper Rifle your character will always be really bad at using that weapon, but each character has the ability to build up at least one of the options!\n\nThe real part to focus on in Mass Effect is the highly original world and engrossing story line! You're thrust into a future universe of humanity where we have contact with other alien cultures and we are trying to work our way into the politics of the situation. I would say the story line is somewhat influenced by Carl Sagan's \"Contact\" because it starts with teh discovery of something called a Mass Relay, which can send vehicles far into distant reaches very quickly... yeah, kind of like \"Contact, but this takes place long after that initial contact. I found the story-line very intelligent and very well thought out, to the point where it's believable in that situation. I haven't played through that many excellent Science Fiction RPG's, but this is probably my favorite as much as I liked Knights of the Old Republic. The story line does have a serious shock ending that I really didn't predict in the least, whereas I found Knights of the Old Republic II's story line slightly predictable.\n\nMass Effect really shines in my book. I was one of the lucky few to pick up the Limited Edition version and it comes with a bonus disc, which I haven't watched yet, but I will add to this review when I see it. It also comes with an added booklet with extra information about the historical time-line, which I thought was a really cool game addition.\n\nAs anyone can see, this game is VERY highly rated by users and I personally have no complaints about this game whatsoever. I found it to be challenging and intriguing. I don't have a lot of time to play games and this thing kept me occupied for two months (I do spend most of my day at work and only can play like an hour or two a night). Most games I can beat pretty quickly, but the grand scale took me as long as Knights of the Old Republic. Seriously, get this game!","Product: As a passenger of Oceanic flight 815, you survived the crash and find yourself on an uncharted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. As you begin to unravel mysteries of the island, you begin to discover secrets of your own. You will have to understand your past mistakes in order to survive and find your way home.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only an average game overall\n\nReview: I'm a pretty big fan of Lost and normally I don't play games that are based on movies or television. Why? Because they usually end up being terrible and really can't capture the essence of the show. This game appears to be no exception to that rule. I should've known based on the novels written outside the series, which also weren't all that great. One thing I will say though, this game is better than those novels. Maybe once the full mythos is revealed and the spin off literature can use the full breadth of Lost, then it will be excellent. Until that happens... I fear we are doomed to mediocre stories based on Lost that can't reveal anything very new to us.\n\nThat being said one of the main reasons I did not like this game very much is the game play in general. I feel like the controls were a little clunky and the environments can be somewhat hard to navigate. Though this is the whole point when you go out in the jungle, and for that it's okay. As an example, though, whenever you go into the Banyan trees to escape the smoke monster you emerge facing toward the camera so pressing forward brings you back into the trees. In a section where escape and time are important this is ridiculous. The missions where you have to run to escape something are more frustrating than fun. It's very difficult, at times, to see what it is you need to jump over. So this kind of functionality wasn't winning any points from the video game perspective.\n\nAnother point of contention was the voice actors. Locke sounded completely different, which is kind of annoying. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but if you're going to make an official game I like the original people involved. That probably costs too much though, and this is yet another reason I tend to stay away from these off shoot games.\n\nAs far as the level design goes it's actually not too bad. Ubisoft is big with things like Myst, so I would expect them to be able to capture an environment competently. On this point the game scores pretty well with me. I love exploring the various stations like the Pearl and the Flame. I loved being responsible to push the buttons and seeing the maps. I loved that I could explore much more of the Flame than we get to see in the show. All of this was great and I enjoyed doing it. Going to the Dark Territory and going through the slaver ship was awesome as well. If you get that out of the game it's quite fun.\n\nHere's where it sort of fell apart. The story line. The story line is just okay, in my opinion. I think it breaks some Lost rules and brings up events that are too specific that they wouldn't be known in the show, such as your character saving Jack and Kate. It's a bit too significant for it to never be brought up. You basically play as someone who has lost their memory and upon waking up on the island after the plane crash you can't remember who you are. The pace is almost way too fast, Jack appears to distrust you for no apparent reason for most of your time in the group. Aside from going into the jungle when he told no one to go there, which in the show is a really minor offense for Jack, it seems to ruin his entire perception of you. I guess I don't get it, while the characters were a bit close, they don't seem to be close enough to the show. Their actions and motivations seem a bit odd to me.\n\nIn the end, if you're a die hard Lost fan then you will enjoy some aspect of this game. I loved exploring the island and doing things in the various stations. I did not like some of the controls from a gamer's perspective. So there's a little give and take with this game, which is why I think it's only an average game at best.","Product: As a passenger of Oceanic flight 815, you survived the crash and find yourself on an uncharted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. As you begin to unravel mysteries of the island, you begin to discover secrets of your own. You will have to understand your past mistakes in order to survive and find your way home.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only an average game overall\n\nReview: I'm a pretty big fan of Lost and normally I don't play games that are based on movies or television. Why? Because they usually end up being terrible and really can't capture the essence of the show. This game appears to be no exception to that rule. I should've known based on the novels written outside the series, which also weren't all that great. One thing I will say though, this game is better than those novels. Maybe once the full mythos is revealed and the spin off literature can use the full breadth of Lost, then it will be excellent. Until that happens... I fear we are doomed to mediocre stories based on Lost that can't reveal anything very new to us.\n\nThat being said one of the main reasons I did not like this game very much is the game play in general. I feel like the controls were a little clunky and the environments can be somewhat hard to navigate. Though this is the whole point when you go out in the jungle, and for that it's okay. As an example, though, whenever you go into the Banyan trees to escape the smoke monster you emerge facing toward the camera so pressing forward brings you back into the trees. In a section where escape and time are important this is ridiculous. The missions where you have to run to escape something are more frustrating than fun. It's very difficult, at times, to see what it is you need to jump over. So this kind of functionality wasn't winning any points from the video game perspective.\n\nAnother point of contention was the voice actors. Locke sounded completely different, which is kind of annoying. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but if you're going to make an official game I like the original people involved. That probably costs too much though, and this is yet another reason I tend to stay away from these off shoot games.\n\nAs far as the level design goes it's actually not too bad. Ubisoft is big with things like Myst, so I would expect them to be able to capture an environment competently. On this point the game scores pretty well with me. I love exploring the various stations like the Pearl and the Flame. I loved being responsible to push the buttons and seeing the maps. I loved that I could explore much more of the Flame than we get to see in the show. All of this was great and I enjoyed doing it. Going to the Dark Territory and going through the slaver ship was awesome as well. If you get that out of the game it's quite fun.\n\nHere's where it sort of fell apart. The story line. The story line is just okay, in my opinion. I think it breaks some Lost rules and brings up events that are too specific that they wouldn't be known in the show, such as your character saving Jack and Kate. It's a bit too significant for it to never be brought up. You basically play as someone who has lost their memory and upon waking up on the island after the plane crash you can't remember who you are. The pace is almost way too fast, Jack appears to distrust you for no apparent reason for most of your time in the group. Aside from going into the jungle when he told no one to go there, which in the show is a really minor offense for Jack, it seems to ruin his entire perception of you. I guess I don't get it, while the characters were a bit close, they don't seem to be close enough to the show. Their actions and motivations seem a bit odd to me.\n\nIn the end, if you're a die hard Lost fan then you will enjoy some aspect of this game. I loved exploring the island and doing things in the various stations. I did not like some of the controls from a gamer's perspective. So there's a little give and take with this game, which is why I think it's only an average game at best.","Product: Maintaining law and society order is veteran Headhunter Jack Wade and rebellious street kid Leeza X. Whether solving crime in the glittering metropolis 'Above' or stalking criminal masterminds of the shadowy underworld 'Below', they are led into the greatest danger of their lives and must overcome something much more sinister than a simple human threat...each must face their darkest fears. Together they must redeem a world facing chaos!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: One of the worst combat systems\n\nReview: I rarely ever review games I haven't played through to completion. Even if I think the game isn't that fun, I still try to stick with it to give a full comprehensive review. This game, however, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. As my title suggests, the main reason I couldn't do it was the combat system.\n\nWhen I first loaded the game I thought the opening sequence took far too long. I was afraid this game was going to be trying way too hard to be cinematic. Sometimes this works out well, but other times it's just overdone. I feel like \"Headhunter: Redemption\" is overdone. When I was first playing around with the controls I thought you could do some pretty cool stuff with your character. When I first used the combat system I didn't think it would be that much of a detriment. Then I went into live combat...\n\nBasically the aiming reticule moves around like your hands are shaking uncontrollably. Even when your character is standing still it does this. Now, I've fired guns in real life, I can hold my hand far more still than this game. You spend most of your time aiming all over the place waiting for the \"auto aim\" to lock onto the target. If you're moving this is ten times more difficult. And yes, you have to use this functionality because you have to hold down the trigger to go into the aiming mode then hit \"A\" if you want to actually fire the gun. It's stupid and I hate it.\n\nA way to balance the dysfunctional combat would be to have health packs all over the place or make your character invincible to enemy bullets. Neither of these is true and the latter is usually absurd in a video game as standard functionality. There are health packs, but they don't work the same way in other games. They're more like medkits that you pick up and then you have to \"equip\" them in a totally different screen. So, if you're in a major fire fight there's nothing you can really do about it, but die. There's no health you will run over and it will automatically heal you, you have to stop and go into that other screen. Granted the game pauses when you do this, but it disrupts the combat elements so much that getting back into it could be a death sentence in the long run.\n\nI've never played the first game, but if it's like this I don't want to. The story line is based in the future and you're trying to help the \"authority\" in that universe control the criminal underground. I think it wants to sort of be a \"secret agent\" type of game, but it just wasn't fun at all. You go in and investigate security breeches and what not, but once the combat starts the fun ends. I think this could've been a decent game.","Product: Trapped in a dark and unwelcoming world awaiting your purification you must fight your way through over 50 species of Hells wildest incarnations as you attempt to stop the imminent unholy war.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Another game where you fight your way through Hell\n\nReview: I picked this up because I usually enjoy first person shooter games. I didn't think this would top my favorite games like, Half Life, Marathon, or Halo, but I figured it had potential for being time well spent. I was fairly right, but this version for the Xbox can be a little twitchy at times. I'll give a basic overview first then go over what glitches I came across.\n\nFirst off, let me say that if you are a Doom/Doom II fan, then you will absolutely enjoy playing this game. That game's basic formula is followed almost to a T, but without it starting out on Mars. You play as Daniel Gardner, a man who died in a tragic accident, with wife Catherine. Anyway, she went to Heaven and he ended up going someplace else. It's not exactly Hell, but it's a terrifying place between the two realms, I'll say Purgatory for now. It's a plane of existence where both angels and demons can walk and basically Lucifer is planning on mounting a major army to storm Heaven. Naturally \"God\" doesn't want this to happen, so you meet with an emissary of \"God\" and he tells you that you can see your wife again if you take out the four generals that Hell has maneuvered into place for the assault. (Obvious boss battles coming up, I know). Anyway, this emissaries name is Sammael, something I found very interesting. When you read about demonology or angelology you will find that Sammael's name is not associated with the Angelic host... he's in fact a demon, a very high ranking one actually. I don't know if this is foreshadowing by the developers, or if they looked through a book that showed him as being in the heavenly host, either way I know for a fact Sammael's name has been heavily demonized since the onset of that monotheistic religion. Anyway, Daniel takes the offer to run through this Purgatory styled place and kill the four generals. Overall the storyline is a little weak and you end up running into Eve in your travels and she helps you navigate your way through the land. The cinematic sequences that tell you all this are kind of poor from my perspective. Honestly they should have used the game engine to deal with the cinematics, instead they used some sort of 3D animation that rendered the characters super smooth and fake looking. I'm not sure why they decided to go with this, ah well, it wasn't horrible at least.\n\nSo now that you have your orders it's up to you to stop them and fight through five levels of, what I would say is an absolute killing spree. If you like fighting lots of monsters this game is definitely for you. The game is split up into five levels with five chapters in each level. I have to admit that I loved the maps and level design. I thought they were by far the best part of the game. The levels are usually pretty huge, unfortunately there are some areas that I got lost, but that's for another reason. Anyway, if you like those games where you get to search around for stuff you'll like this game as well. In each level there are secret areas and holy artifacts for you to find. I didn't really sit down and try to find everything, but I stumbled upon a few here and there. If you're up for a serious challenge then you'll love searching for all these items. Most people will be more focused on killing all the monsters though. You do fight hordes of enemies and the monster designs were pretty cool. In one sequence you end up fighting against Templar knights and then in another you're in a World War I scenario. As you can see you meet all kinds of characters on your travels through Purgatory and Hell. I did like the weapons you get to use, but one thing I didn't like was that scrolling through the weapons was kind of annoying. I suppose they were trying to solve the problem of using it on the Xbox, so you just use the D-pad, but you can only queue up two weapons at a time, as well as the standard Painkiller weapon which is always equipped. Last time I checked there were four buttons to choose from and this only accounts for three. I would have much preferred to be able to choose through four different weapons than just three.\n\nI guess this leads me to the section where I should complain about what I didn't like. One thing that was really frustrating was that in order to get on to the next section you basically have to kill all the enemies. Sounds like no problem right? Wrong, sometimes what will happen is an enemy is in some obscure location. Frequently this is on a roof very far from your current location. I know that sounds clever and makes the game more challenging, but after a while it really did get annoying, especially during level four when it kept being the way to move on to the next section. Not to mention, sometimes there are guys in windows and the windows aren't very big so it's really hard to see. Now I don't know how it is for the PC version, but the Xbox version lagged a little bit in places (though I suspect this would be more about what kind of PC specs you have). The worst part was when your direction arrow stops moving. At this point I have no idea where to go sometimes, because the maps are so huge. I'm very glad they included that compass like thing in the HUD to help you navigate where to go next, but when it doesn't work you just end up running around aimlessly after you've killed everyone.\n\nOverall I thought this game was quite fun. It would've been way better with a much more solid story line, but in the end I didn't feel like I was wasting my time or anything playing this game. Some of the boss battles can get kind of confusing at first, but most people should be able to figure them out (hint: most bosses don't die just by shooting them). One thing people should note is that this game IS different from the PC version. Not in a huge way, but Chapter five has distinctly different chapters. Such as there's an Orphanage chapter and that's not in the PC. I found this out when I was horribly lost someplace and looked for FAQ's online. (I did physically beat the game eventually though.) This just means I'm going to probably go out and get the PC version to see what's different and what I like more. Being the avid PC gamer I am, I suspect I'll like the PC version more. The game ends on a sort of cliffhanger note where you just know there will be a follow-up game. This closing cinematic was by far the best in the whole game. The level designs are wonderful and fun, but overall I don't see this particular gaming franchise being huge in the future, it certainly can't compete with the already classic Doom or what Half Life 2 is doing at the moment. So if you're bored and itching to play a decent, but different, first person shooter I would say give this one a whirl for a while.","Product: Join leading scientists as they turn up clues to the origin and evolution of the universe, as this lavishly-filmed program explores today's most exciting and far-reaching theories. Among these fascinating investigations is the theory that the universe could have appeared spontaneously out of a perfect vacuum. Spectacular special effects and animation dramatize the birth of the universe. Nobel Prize winner Carlo Rubbia, Murray Gell-Man and world-famous physicist Stephen Hawking explain their complex theories in easy-to-follow terms.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An Older, but Decent Documentary\n\nReview: For 1985, I'm sure this documentary was pretty well done. However, now that I'm reviewing this in 2008, I kind of expect a little more from documentaries. I know that sounds somewhat unfair, but bear with me and let me explain. I really love Cosmology; I find it to be an utterly fascinating subject. I've read books by some of the people interviewed on here, namely Stephen Hawking. However, I can't help but find this to be a fairly dry documentary. It doesn't feel like it's geared towards the general public, but more for people at the college level in some field of science. This was done both in a good and bad way in my opinion.\n\nFirst off it was really cool to visit many locations and science facilities as we journey with Timothy Ferris around the world. He takes us inside particle accelerators and to different observatories to help us see what scientists are working on in these fields at that time. This is a great documentary from a historical perspective and it's very timeless in that nature. I thought seeing Ferris sit down at some of those ancient computers was quite humorous. I do think the information held within was interesting, but there's just something about the way it's presented that was a bit too dry. This would be an alright form if the documentary was shorter, but then you'd be hard pressed to fit all of the information in there!\n\nSome sections of this are also overly technical. It says it's something for the \"whole family\", but unless your whole family understands a little bit about particle physics you might find this a little tough to follow. When he goes over the strong and weak nuclear forces and how Z or X particles relate, it gets kind of convoluted. I realize that this is pretty much the most basic explanation you'll get for anything on particles or quantum physics, but still it's kind of tough to follow and then retain that for the full story on the creation of the universe. And this is coming from someone who gets the general concept behind how particle physics works. I'm not saying you need a PhD to really understand this documentary, but I think things are explained a little TOO fast, so if you're looking for a basic overview for a high school class or anything on that level you really should rethink that. Or at the very least view this well beforehand and even then I would only recommend showing this to Advanced Placement students outside of the college venue. If you want something a little more basic that gives a great general overview then I highly recommend \"Hyperspace\". This is great introductory material and it has stunning graphics to accompany all the explanations. You don't get to see the real scientific facilities, but students will walk away being mystified by scientific concepts. \"The Creation of the Universe\" is great for students who want to see the actual facilities and see how things are actually being done in reality. \"Hyperspace\" is great if you want to teach concepts and want to wow the viewer, but again, it's very basic.\n\nThe one other problem with this documentary is the interview sequence. I can't express enough how much respect I have for Hawking, his research, and his discoveries! But he's given a lot more talking time than he should in this documentary. I realize the disease he has is a tragedy, but this is prior to when he had a computer that could talk for him. In this documentary he has a student that can understand him translate for him. Unfortunately this goes back and forth like any interpretation method, so Hawking speaks, the audience doesn't understand a word of it then the translator speaks. However, this is not a good method to convey that brilliant man's ideas. He doesn't speak in full sentences, so it's not like a normal linguistics interpretation and the sentence structure sometimes feels like it's lost, especially when the translator has to have him repeat once in a while. Its one thing to show it once, but this happens a couple times on this documentary. He's a brilliant mind, and he should get credit for his research, but if you're trying to convey those ideas to an audience, I felt they were simply lost in translation. It felt more like they had him on there for the sake of filming him. However, this documentary seems to be heavily based on the reality of the situation science is in and we get that feeling with other interviews, like with Wheeler and Hawking. I just felt at the end of the interviews with Hawking that they were more of a detriment than a help.\n\nAt the end Ferris goes over some religious analogies and talks about historical scientists that were all religious. He relates the worldview of monotheism to the scientific concept of a grand unified theory. I'm sure Ferris is very sincere in his presentation of this, but I felt like he was playing too much to apologetics at this point. Granted the creation concept is a hot topic in any religious belief, but it just felt so out of place at the end. I realize many Christian viewers will enjoy this, since he does play a focus on that, but he does point out that science is rather impartial and it doesn't matter if you're agnostic, atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or whatever to do good science. But I just didn't fully get where he was going with this section of the argument. It just felt like it was a time filler to play apologetics for whatever religion doesn't fit into the scientific view of the Big Bang.\n\nOverall this is incredibly well researched. It gives you a lot of information about what scientists have worked on, but mainly sticks with things that are between Einstein and the 1980's. So don't expect a major history lesson, though there is a little bit of historical reference thrown in for good measure, such as Galileo inventing the telescope and going on location to see where it was used by him. I don't think this documentary will interest many people unless you really have an interest in particle physics. They spend a huge amount of time on that, the first few seconds of the big bang and what particles were doing then. It's filled with cheesy 1980's computer graphics, but you should expect that. So remember, if you want to wow students and have something basic, go for \"Hyperspace\" and if you want something more intermediate that focuses on realistic scientific research get \"The Creation of the Universe\".\n\n3.5 out of 5","Product: vhs\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: This was fun to watch\n\nReview: I probably never would have watched or heard of this movie if it wasn't for my boss. He warned me that the movie is pretty cheesy, but in a good way. Sometimes I'm into cheesy films, but the premise of this film just seemed too goofy, so I was prepared for quite a flop. Much to my surprise I ended up rather enjoying this movie.\n\nBasically a cosmic anomaly interferes with Earth and all the machines start coming to life, including vehicles and so forth, and start attacking people. The story is set in a very small town and despite the fact this problem is happening everywhere, this is about how those specific people tried to survive the horror. It's kind of a ridiculous concept, but it's written by Stephen King and usually he has a pretty creative take on such things. I'm not sure other writers would have been able to make this concept interesting, but King sure does, he really makes you wonder what's going to happen and there's plenty of dark humor to be had... in a sick and twisted way of course. I may not be much of an avid King reader, but I do enjoy the movies that are taken from his library.\n\nThis is sort of an a-typical mid-80's film, so those in my age group will probably know what it means. It means the cinematography isn't going to hugely compete with newer films, which will always have newer and better technology. The acting is a little over acted in many scenes, which seems to be another common thread for under produced films in the 1980's. Regardless of budget, I thought they put together a pretty interesting story and made it fun to watch overall. It's got a lot of bad qualities which make it funny, but the way it plays out, its kind of obvious that it's intentional, so can't knock them for that! I mean, it's kind of obvious this is supposed to have a degree of dark humor and fun to it when you see the soundtrack is done by AC/DC.\n\nOverall this was definitely worth the watch for me. It's just a fun movie, regardless of how stupid some of the scenarios are. It's not overly gory and it focuses more on the people struggling to survive and how they plan their escape. So it does have a bit of that campy horror quality to it. It certainly won't be the greatest movie you ever see, but it sure is fun when you watch it.","Product: Vampirella VHS\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: The actress is pretty and wears shiny red vinyl... that's about it\n\nReview: This movie is terrible. I'll tell it like it is. I never read the original 1970's comic magazine, but I have the comics that come after 1992, so I don't know how well this follows the original story line. From reading other reviews, it apparently doesn't.\n\nSome people may remember in the 80's when they started trying to get comic books into the movies. This is probably the worst attempt during the first stint at trying to transfer comics to movies (though this came out in like '96). Even \"The Punisher\" with Dolf Lundgren is ten times better than this film. Granted I'm pretty sure \"Vampirella\" had a much lower budget... which is kind of shocking, I know. The basics in the Vampirella story are that vampires are really from another planet, Drakulon, that flows with blood for rivers and they feed off of this regularly. Vampirella's arch nemesis is Vlad and he was a criminal on her planet. He gets away and comes to Earth, only after killing her father. Naturally Vampirella wants vengeance, so she follows Vlad and his cronies.\n\nAs you can see the movie starts off pretty cheesy on some \"futuristic\" world that looks like any other 1970's sci-fi set. After she gets off planet it goes from stupid to dumber, because all of a sudden she has this vinyl costume, but in Drakulon she had nothing of the kind. Apparently she left the planet with this though? At least that's what the movie implies. I don't know, in the beginning she was relatively modestly dressed, so maybe after her father died she felt less inhibitive and decided to go with something sexier? Sure, that works for me. The only problem I had with this was that it wasn't her costume from the comic... it was some amalgamation of it. I know her costume was supposed to be satin in the comics, not vinyl though. I guess they were trying to play up some sort of dominatrix type of look. Either way, the costume change wasn't all that great, and yes they are big deals in comics for those who don't know.\n\nAnyway, so her first appearance on Earth is probably one of the more absurd scenarios. There's this ridiculously nerdy kid walking in a back alley with a computer system (old computer... like the size of a microwave, yes this is filmed in 1996, unless this is some lost film) and he's being mugged. For some reason Vampirella appears out of nowhere and rescues him by beating up the thugs. Of course computer nerd kid thinks she's really hot. So they go back to his place, no idea why, and he tells her some answers to these totally random questions she has, because of course he knows the answer and can look them up on the internet. The internet is a veritable smorgasbord of information, because you can clearly look up the names of ultra hidden vampires because they are using their original names from Drakulon... makes sense to me. Then he gives her a coat because she can't go out wearing a vinyl bikini, and then she kisses him? The highlight of this scene was the poster for \"Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome\" in the background, which is hilarious.\n\nSo she seeks vengeance then proceeds to hunt down Vlad's friends and kill them so she can finally find Vlad. All the while there is this top secret government organization searching for vampires too and their lead agent is Adam Van Helsing... of course. Anyway, they cross paths, Vampirella has to convince Adam they're on the same side, and then a whole bunch of other clich and predictable things happen. They capture one of Vlad's henchmen and they find out that Vlad has turned into a rock star... played by some musician named Daltry. Of course this gives them the excuse to actually perform some sort of rock song? It's about being a vampire... who could've guessed.\n\nJust to finish this up, Adam and Vampirella work together to bring Vlad and team down in a very random and silly way that was predictable from the beginning. Trust me; the comic books are far better than this. If you're a fan of the comic book you may want to go ahead and NOT see this. Otherwise, if you want to sit around with your friends and make sarcastic comments about a movie, this is definitely what you're after. At least the girl in the movie is actually pretty good looking, so it's not like it hurts your eyes to watch... though Vlad's monster make-up was pretty goofy looking and that did kind of hurt to look at. So I guess it ends up netting to zero for viewability since it doesn't technically have a positive constant, mathematically speaking.","Product: B-24 Trilogy: The Victory Bombers [VHS] Rated: NR (Not Rated) Format: VHS Tape , Format: Box set, Color, NTSC Language: English Rated: NR (Not Rated) Number of tapes: 3 Studio: Goldhill Home Media VHS Release Date: November 16, 1999 Run Time: 180 minutes,\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Just what the series needed\n\nReview: This is definitely what the 24 series needed! So what would 24 be like if Jack Bauer wasn't at CTU? What would it be like if it wasn't set in Los Angeles, California? Awesome is the answer to these questions. Season 6 had me wavering as a 24 fan. Granted I still think the character is great, but Season 6 was just plagued with bad writing! Jack's dad was the cause behind the problems way too many times for it to be shocking by the end and it lost that edge of your seat action feel without the shocking conclusions.\n\nAnyway \"Redemption\" has Jack on the run, which is no secret to those who saw the end of last season. Apparently he's already fled to a bunch of different places and we finally catch up with Jack in Africa. It does sort of feel like a clich rip off of the \"Blood Diamond\" story in some respects, but honestly they managed to keep me entertained well enough. This really isn't a movie by any stretch of the imagination; this is more of a prequel to Season 7. Which, judging by the way this ended, should be a very interesting season. I won't really give much more than that away as the story is very intriguing and was as action packed as you'd expect from 24.\n\nWith missing a whole year of 24, I think this prequel was a great idea in order to bring people up to speed with the next season and to give more depth to Jack's character. The new setting with the war torn Africa was a pretty good choice in my opinion and definitely kept viewers on the edge of their seat, as 24 is supposed to do. At this point I don't think anyone who isn't a fan already will pick this up, so if you're a fan of the show I can't imagine you wouldn't find this enjoyable.","Product: vhs\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: An excellent general overview of this enigmatic inventor!\n\nReview: I picked up this documentary because I got really interested in Tesla after watching \"The Prestige\" starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman. I suspect I'm one of many that fall into this category. I mean, I knew who Tesla was prior to seeing the movie, but I realized that outside of the Tesla Coil, I really didn't know much else about the man. So I took it upon myself to do a little research, I picked up this DVD and picked up a biography by Margaret Cheney (who actually is interviewed on this DVD to my surprise!). I'm a little over half done the biography as I'm writing this.\n\nAnyway, this documentary was put out by PBS and I've been quite pleased with their documentaries and television shows in the past, so I didn't feel I had anything to worry about in terms of quality. I was quite correct for the most part. It's really not a very light hearted documentary and I would say it's even a bit dry at times. However, the content is very fascinating and tells you all the major things you need to know about this phenomenal inventor. Basically we would be dealing with a lot of power issues today if it wasn't for Tesla's alternating current. Usually in the United States (at least while I was in school) everyone talks about Thomas Edison and all his amazing accomplishments, but there are very few who mention Tesla, whom essentially enabled the world TO be lit with Edison's invention.\n\nThe documentary takes us from Tesla's humble beginnings in Serbia and his rising interest in engineering during the industrial explosion in the late 1800's. The documentary goes into detail on all his major accomplishments and some of the controversies he had to deal with. It touches on the war of the currents between Direct Current and Alternating Current. It also shows that Marconi for a long time was credited as the inventor of radio, but later it was decided Tesla should technically have that honor. It also touches on Tesla's first work on robotics with his remote control boat. From there it goes into his later years when Tesla fell more into himself with little public appearance and would make grandiose public announcements, but none of which came out of them (publicly at least). I found this last section the most interesting, especially things concerning the lost Tesla papers (which there wasn't much depth on, unfortunately).\n\nThe details of all of the above are very fascinating and the documentary is rife with all kinds of photographs of the time. However, this feels like a general overview of Tesla's life and accomplishments. It doesn't really delve into the nitty gritty of the situations like you would get in the biography I'm reading. Though the documentary goes more in chronological order of Tesla's life, which is something I like, because some books seem to be formatted based on his inventions and he invented a lot in the late 1800's, but they never got major recognition until later, so it was nice to see it spelled out for me in terms of a real chronological order.\n\nI would definitely recommend this documentary to anyone who wants a broad overview of Tesla's life. If you're already well versed in Tesla and his works, this probably isn't what you want to get, because it's very rudimentary in its information. I thought the documentary could have had a little more to it with such a quirky character. Tesla's phobias were certainly well known to the community around him! Unfortunately we are left with strictly an information exchange and it does feel a little dry towards the end. However, having known somewhat little about Tesla and his fascinating life, I did walk away feeling much more informed and I suppose that is the major point of a documentary. Personally, I'd recommend it.","Product: Director and Cast Filmographies Panic Room Teaser English Aspect Ratio 2.40:1\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A thrilling and dramatic experience\n\nReview: As you can see by the rating I really just thought this movie was okay. There isn't a huge amount to go into beyond that concept because the movie is fairly basic in concept. Though, I have to admit that the way they generated the drama with the location was quite impressive.\n\nThis is a movie based around the story of a robbery gone wrong. The robbers didn't expect anyone to be in the house, but Jodi Foster's character and her daughter had already moved in early. The house has some unusual features, such as an elevator and a panic room. The panic room, which the movie is named after, is a small room that people can hide in and survive if attacked. It's behind very thick steel, so it's nigh impossible to get through and it comes complete with a camera surveillance system. Naturally the robbers were expecting the room to be empty, but Foster really throws that wrench in their plans. What they're after is in that room, it just so happens that one of the robbers installs those kinds of rooms, thus enter Forest Whittaker. As you can see the stage is set for a very suspenseful ride. The whole movie takes place in this house and really doesn't go anywhere else. That alone is fairly impressive. Seriously, to stay on screen for two hours and not leave the same location, that takes pretty good writing and they do manage to pull it off. Not to mention this is all done with like five actors and a sixth enters later with almost no lines.\n\nDespite the very competent acting, the film still felt a tad drawn out. This is a shock to hear me say because I'm usually the guy wanting more out of the movie! The suspense was certainly great and the acting was very well done. However, I can't see myself watching this numerous times in the future and that's what really separates a great movie from an okay movie for me. I did like the interaction with the robbers the most once they realized their carefully laid plans weren't going very smooth. The audience is meant to eventually sympathize with Whittaker's character, which I thought was a bit of an interesting twist, though I really don't think Whittaker would make a really good down and dirty robber with loads of violent experience. Seriously, it's just not him, so he was perfect for this role of a man who was in over his head, so to speak.\n\nI think this is definitely a movie worth seeing once, at the very least. If you're a fan of Jodi Foster films I don't see how this could possibly disappoint you. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but I typically enjoy the films she puts out. That's about all I can think to say on this, just a good thrilling and suspenseful movie if you ask me.","Product: John Cusack, Noah Taylor, Leelee Sobieski. A tangled and emotional what-if\" drama about a Jewish German WWI veteran who is running an art gallery and takes a promising painter under his wing-a young Adolf Hitler. 2002/color/108 min/R/widescreen.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: An Interesting What If Scenario\n\nReview: I first caught a glimpse of this film when I was flipping through the premium channels and I came across a film that appeared to have a relatively interesting premise. Needless to say I found it intriguing enough to attempt to track down. Well I finally found it and I've watched it in it's full. The movie starts off very strongly, but unfortunately it takes a fairly weak turn towards the end. I'll go over this in some detail.\n\nNow I will say that what really caught my attention was the fact that this is a movie about Adolf Hitler, for the most part, and post World War I Germany. Basically the premise is between the end of World War I and Hitler's rise to power, what if Hitler had returned to realistically pursue his art career rather than go immediately into politics. I have to admit, it's a very interesting and ambitious supposition. To further make this of interest to us the primary encouragement Hitler has to pursue art is an art dealer named Rothman, who also happens to be Jewish. Surely this throws a kink into the character of the anti-Semitic ruler history knows. Again, another ambitious supposition. Unfortunately the movie has some striking weak points and a lot of that had to do with Hitler's character.\n\nFirst I'll talk about Cusak's character Rothman. It's pretty clear the viewer is supposed to really like this character and also dislike him. Both Rothman and Hitler have this duality in the film. He's an enjoyable and cynical fellow, but his infidelity puts a black mark on his character, so he's not flawless. There's certainly no taking the high road here. I thought this was wonderfully played by Cusak and I think Rothman was the better developed character in the end. This is probably also due to the fact that I didn't have any preconceived notions of who he was prior to going into the film.\n\nAs far as Hitler is concerned I think they got his character wrong on many fronts. It was as if Noah Taylor never actually studied anything about the historical Hitler except for a few snippets of what pop-culture has to show us, but there was no depth! I feel I should point out here that I have read \"Mein Kampf,\" I've read \"The Protocols of the Elders of Zion,\" and I've read a few speeches given by Hitler. Unfortunately the Hitler that these writings portray is not the one we have in this film. Taylor's Hitler is a very meek man, one who is uncertain of his abilities on every front. However, it is alluded to that he understands a great deal about the political situation of the times and is very well read (this is close to the historical Hitler). In this film you are intended to pity Hitler and I can't help but think that you are supposed to believe that Hitler didn't want to be anti-Semitic. Sure he harbored the beliefs in the film, but due to his friendship with Rothman you are led to believe that he may not have really believed any of it.\n\nHowever, when one sits down and reads Mein Kampf he truly believed everything. In fact he believed it passionately through and through. In this movie it is the military that urges him to begin speaking in public. However, Taylor doesn't exude the strength the true Hitler had for public speaking. Most of the speeches presented in the movie are far from eloquent or even remotely rational. Having read a couple of speeches that Hitler had given, even early on in 1921, I am confronted with a Hitler that really thought out his position. He was very rational in connecting the dots to his conclusions. Granted they were entirely wrong on many fronts, but it doesn't change the fact that they were very methodical. The speeches Taylor gives in this film are not eloquent in the least, they're not rationally presented and they did nothing to make me feel like I was watching the confident leader of the Third Reich. Most of the speeches consist of saying \"We were stabbed in the back\" numerous times and in one speech that supposedly swayed the crowd on a major scale concluded with him yelling \"Bloodjew\" numerous times. I'm sorry, these lines just lacked passion and they were the majority of the \"speech\". Only in the final speech does he deliver a single sentence that even remotely goes down the path the real Hitler would have, but the movie does not keep that up. Just because Taylor is physically yelling the line does not mean he gives off a feel of passion.\n\nI fully understand what \"Max\" was trying to do in their portrayal of Hitler. It has the added \"what if\" scenario in terms of Hitler being primarily influenced by the army to go into public speaking when he really wants to commit to an art career. I realize that art was a major influence in Hitler's life growing up and as he got older. In fact he goes on quite a bit about the importance of art in \"Mein Kampf\", so you can tell he still had a passion for that subject. The movie ends in a manner that shows no matter what happens history cannot be changed. It's also a film that focuses quite a bit on art concepts, so it is helpful if you're fairly open minded as a viewer. I do consider myself to be fairly open minded, but I just wasn't buying into their portrayal of Hitler. I think Taylor did a good job acting this out, but I don't think he was distinctly trying to be the historical Hitler; this may not have been his decision. He may have been doing what the writers and directors asked. If they asked him to play Hitler in this fashion, then he did it perfectly. Nevertheless, for the historian in me, I couldn't buy into it and it really put an end to the film for me.\n\nI have no doubt that many would consider this kind of movie somewhat controversial and provocative. It does make you think about the different possibilities that exist within any kind of timeline (don't worry; I will avoid the drawn out concepts of parallel universe theory in light of quantum physics). I honestly can't fully recommend the film as a good drama, because it just didn't pan out in a sensible way. It was almost like there were too many \"what if\" scenarios for me to really get behind the plausibility factor. Maybe if you're a much more forgiving person you can find some real merit in this. I mean, I thought the premise and acting was pretty good, just the overall execution didn't pan out for me in the end.","Product: The year is 2015, and half of the Earths population is dead, victims of the disaster called Second Impact! Answering a summons from his enigmatic father, 14-year-old Shinji Ikari arrives in the rebuilt city of New Tokyo-3 just as a gigantic creature identified as an \"Angel\" attacks! Forced into the cockpit of a giant bio-mechanical construct known as an Evangelion, Shinji must defend the city from the rampaging Angel or die trying! The future is back like youve never seen it before, in Neon Genesis Evangelion: Platinum Edition!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very good watch overall\n\nReview: Based on the reviews I've read so far it would seem that when one decides to delve into the world of anime they will eventually come upon this series. While I did not give this a full five stars, I can definitely see why it is praised highly. On the flip side I can also see why a few people disliked it, thanks to the way the series ended. Regardless, I personally found it a very enjoyable series, but I don't think it's the greatest thing ever made. Not to me at least. I'll admit that at first I had a little trouble getting into the characters, but once I did I was definitely into the whole series. Shinji is just such a hard guy to like watching sometimes.\n\nAnyway, Neon Genesis Evangelion puts us in a world that is nearly destroyed. The reason this happened is because of these strange beings called \"angels\". The show takes us on quite an adventure centered on a boy named Shinji who has a destiny to fulfill. The series opens with an attack by one of these angels and Shinji is caught in the midst of it, but is due to be picked up by someone. She is charged to bring him back to the secret government base his father works at called Nerv. Needless to say she succeeds, since its episode one and we wouldn't have much of a series if the main character died there. Anyway, Shinji will prove to be instrumental in the defeat of these angels thanks to a machine his father built called the Eva. They are sort of like giant robots, which is why I would class this as a Mecha, but the Evas have an organic/genetic component in their designing (you find out more about this towards the end of the series and I won't ruin the full breadth of the revelation for you). Anyway, Shinji, never having piloted one of these machines before, refuses, but is sort of forced into it and thus his career as an Eva pilot started in the very first episode. Sounds like most everything is explained huh? Not in the least, there is SO much more to this series and that's one of the reasons it's so great. You see there's more than just one Eva in the world and thus more than one pilot because the Eva has to genetically mesh with its pilot so it's a lot more than driving the machines we see in other Mecha or what we find in things like Battletech. The other requirement is the pilot has to be fourteen. The other pilot already with us is Rei, but she really was too injured in a prior accident to pilot on that fateful day while seeing her so injured and his fathers immovable lack of compassion, Shinji felt the weight of the battle was on him.\n\nAs you can see Shinji's father is not a likeable person and we are shown this in the first episode as well. From there we are introduced to an array of varying characters, especially when Shinji gets entered into the school at Nerv headquarters. Shinji is sort of out of touch with reality, but still wants something out of it, so he's kind of in between. Rei on the other hand is completely removed and she's more like a robotic human just going through the motions. We see a couple hints of her humanity show up every now and again, but she does come across as incredibly bright and observant. Later we become introduced to the third pilot from Germany, Ayako. She was one of my favorites next to Rei and she's very in touch with the world. She's very engaged with the world around her and she's very motivated to be an Eva pilot, unlike Shinji who doesn't want to be and Rei who just does as she's told. Despite the action sequences where the Evas have to face the Angel enemies there is a major dramatic component to this series that focuses on how these children have to deal with their very intense responsibility. One wonders how the mind of someone so young can truly cope with what they're doing.\n\nIf you're really just in it for the action you might not get as into this because the dramatic sequences are just as necessary and on screen just as much. In fact, on some levels, I felt like there was sometimes too much action. From the way they present the story it seems like an Angel attack is a rare occurrence, but in almost every episode there's an attack. Our characters don't even get a rest to deal with their social problems or the problems they have to deal with in their job. Shinji clearly has the most mental stress because he's now under the command of a father who doesn't even seem to like him and favors Rei over his own son! Rei... who isn't even his daughter! As you can see there's a lot of strife and struggle for this, but Shinji's father has a lot to deal with as well, especially when it comes to those who control Nerv called Seele. This doesn't change the fact that he seems to be a very immoral person, especially when we see the background episodes.\n\nThat pretty much covers the premise for episodes one through twenty-four and if you like a dramatic based Mecha with some decent action sequences you'll love this. However, when we get to the last two episodes things make almost no sense... to the point where the creators have actually already tried to rewrite this ending twice! I will admit that the last two episodes are awesome, especially on a philosophical/psychological level. They are absolutely profound and they really moved me to think about things in a very strange and new light. You can get a lot out of those two episodes if you view them in their own right, however, if you try to put them in conjunction with the rest of the series it makes almost no sense. On the \"Platinum\" edition of the box set there are director's cut episodes and upon re-watching those I see hints of the \"Human Instrumentality Project\", which is where I think the last two episodes seem to culminate, but again, it really doesn't mesh with the rest at all. It just leaves us with no sensible conclusion to what was going on with the angels and Nerv in general. The built up such a mysterious world in the first twenty-four episodes that to have such an off key conclusion... we're just left feeling unsatisfied. Apparently I'm not the only one who thought these things made no sense, because I've talked to a few other people and they definitely agree. In the end, after watching these two, I'll call them \"wtf episodes\", I'm left wondering if Shinji just made up this whole thing in his head and it never really happened. Apparently that's a very real possibility.\n\nThe art and premise of the show is very well done. It just begins to fall apart towards the end and there's no major ending that really turns the light on in our heads to make us understand. I'm not looking for a blatant hand out, but at least a somewhat logical progression would be nice and this show never really ends that way. I think it's good for what it is, but I think it had so much potential that never got truly fulfilled. I realize everything has meaning, I mean they went to the lengths to name the angels and give them REAL angelic names so there must be some relational concept between apocalypse and angels. After the last two episodes I'm less sure of what that concept is, even though I felt like I was on to something to figuring it out at first. In the end if you enjoy Mecha's with very deep concepts and drama then you'll love this. If you like the philosophical aspects found in Anime you'll love the last episodes too, but treating them as separate works seems to make more sense. Both things are great in their own right, but together it just doesn't flow, if you know what I mean. It really is difficult to convey in words, especially if you've never seen it before. I still recommend watching it at least once.","Product: Every culture has one - the horrible monster fueling young children's nightmares. But for Tim, the Boogeyman still lives in his memories as a creature that devoured his father 16 years earlier. Is the Boogeyman real? Or did Tim make him up to explain why his father abandoned his family? The answerlies hidden behind every dark corner and half-opened closet of his childhood home - a place he mustreturn to and face the chilling unanswered question does the Boogeyman really exist?\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: It actually beat my rock bottom expectations... yes, I'm surprised\n\nReview: I just need to first say that I would probably really give this 2.5 stars instead of a flat out 2. That being said, this movie actually managed to beat the incredibly low expectations I had for it. Not that this ended up being a really great film, it just wasn't as terrible as I thought it would be. I wouldn't even remotely class this as a horror film after seeing it; it's more like a suspense or thriller film from my point of view. The story line is hardly original, as I'm sure anyone could guess by the title, but it was a fairly interesting take on the old childhood tale.\n\nBasically the premise of the film is that as a child Barry Watson's character, Tim, witnessed his father being taken by the Boogeyman. Naturally no one believed his story and said he manifested the idea because his father really ran off. However, he spends the rest of his life being frightened of closets and so forth. So, when the other reviewers say the first portion of the film spends a good deal of time staring at slightly ajar closets, they're right. Personally, these parts are hilarious and give your friends and you time to laugh at the sequence and its general absurdity. The fact that Barry Watson is actually a good actor really made this movie fairly decent. His blonde girlfriend on the other hand was just annoying. Anyway, the Boogeyman never stops pestering Tim and those around him and really adds to the general concept that all the stories are real, which makes the movie suspenseful. However, I have to say I really didn't find it scary and as another reviewer pointed out can easily be watched with some younger people (it is rated PG-13 after all), because there is very little violence or gore.\n\nThis movie was fairly decent up until the end. The end was pretty cheesy in my opinion. I understand what they were doing and how the Boogeyman was created/made up, but it was still kind of silly (again, it's a children's story, I know). I was hoping for more of an adult revelation towards the end though, like some sort of occult/ancient dark spirit concept that just flowed and would actually be more frightening. We didn't get that in this film though, it almost went in that direction when Tim learned about a guy who tried to understand the entity, but they never really built up that more realistic fear factor.\n\nNaturally this type of movie isn't going to blow me away and it's certainly not something I'll be watching over and over again. It's an overly simple and basic movie and it really doesn't hold a huge amount of merit in that, but up till the end I did enjoy the mystery and the adventure of trying to figure things out. I thought that part was at least fairly well written. If you really have nothing to do and this movie is playing on TV then I wouldn't say you're going to waste your time watching it, but other than that I wouldn't really seek this movie out. Just don't have high expectations and you'll get some enjoyment I suspect. Maybe I just have a more positive outlook on this because I was expecting an actually terrible film with absolutely no coherent story or good acting! But hey, that's just me.","Product: Nyc, Year 2095. A Floating Pyramid Has Emerged In The Skiesabove, Inhabited By Ancient Egyptian Gods. They Have Castjudgment Down Upon Horus, One Of Their Own. Now He Must Find Ahuman Host Body To Inhabit & Search For A Mate To Continue Hisown Life.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Great visuals, incredible story, rather poor execution\n\nReview: I was just perusing Amazon when this recommendation came upon my screen. The cover alone captivated me. So I took the next step to start reading reviews and found it got fairly decent reviews. I'm a pretty big science fiction buff and the premise sounded hugely unique, that sealed it for me, I had to try it.\n\nSo my friends and I sat down to watch this movie and we all agreed that the visualizations were well done. Except for one point... when the film shifted from having real humans to having CG humans and then it shifted back and forth. In a few scenes it was humans interacting with CG characters, but those were few and far between. The change was so sudden that it just felt weird, and we were left wondering why the director thought this was a good idea. Later we theorized that it was probably the people that had some sort of disease that was referenced in the film. However, I would've liked to have gotten more explanation on this. Then we saw the senator and thought maybe it wasn't all for those people. Ultimately... we got confused.\n\nMost of the script is pretty interesting and conceptually it's quite enthralling. The black mark against this film is that they leave a lot of questions out there. Such as why the gods are doing what they do? I realize it's to mate with a female, but what's the point of that? They never really explain the reason for the need... just that they want to do it. It certainly brings up some very interesting parallels to history and the birth of demigods, which are fraught throughout historical writings. It is pretty obvious that the director is into history, especially the religious kind judging by his name. Enki is a Sumerian/Persian deity and \"Bilal\", I assume, is some perversion of the name Belial, also of Persian origin.\n\nIf you pay close attention to the film, you'll follow it on a decent level. But there are parts that you just get lost with. This obviously happens when the gods are speaking Egyptian and there are no words on the screen to tell me the translation unlike in \"Stargate.\" Imagine how lost you would be watching \"Stargate\" with no translations! That's kind of the effect I walked away with on this film during those scenes.\n\nOverall it's a decent movie. I think the director was a little over ambitious in creating this world. It felt like he tried to cram thousands of years of history into a two hour package and hope that the audience could fill in the gaps logically. I mean some of it was obvious, like the flying car stints, I can definitely figure out they are influenced by films like \"The Fifth Element.\" Only he tried to combine the design with like a 1920's styled vehicle and an electric subway type of design... only all this is in the air. See, that kind of thing I can backtrack. The strange mutants because of a disease were a little harder to figure out, since I really don't have much of a historical reference for mutation other than the atomic bombs being dropped and the accident at Chernobyl. Either way, I think you get my point. The world is too big for people to just figure out on their own. The visuals do make up for this in their own way, because it's a beautifully dark film in its own right. I say give it a chance, but I hardly think it's worth owning as I don't see it to have all that much re-watch value.","Product: Get ready for temperatures to rise as the sexiest sci-fi series ever, Cleopatra 2525, explodes on to DVD for the first time! Action goddess Gina Torres stars in the sizzling series about a cryogenically frozen exotic dancer who, after accidentally being thawed in the year 2525, joins two sexy freedom fighters in their battle against evil robots called Bailies. Led by the mysterious \"Voice,\" this tempestuous trio must out-fight, out-seduce and out-maneuver the forces that threaten to destroy the world. From executive producer Sam Raimi (director of Spider-Man and Evil Dead) comes all 28 action-packed episodes and exclusive bonus features from the series that has the New York Daily News declaring \"the sexy factor is way in the red zone.\"\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: A serious, dramatic, action, yet comedic Sci-Fi? Yeah, I'm not really sure either...\n\nReview: There's something for everyone out there, or so the saying goes. Well this something really isn't for me. Based on Amazon's description I wasn't exactly expecting something hugely competent since it appears the main goal was to make the sexiest sci-fi on TV. While that may be a noble goal, there needs to be more than just beautiful women to really get me into a show. Sci-fi needs to seriously appeal to my intellect on some kind of a level, and this show does try that, I was just expecting something a little more. Anyway, I really snagged this because I saw that Gina Torres was in this show and she is also in \"Firefly\" and I really enjoyed \"Firefly\" and \"Serenity\" a lot. So I figured why not, this is probably half-way decent. Boy were my expectations still too high. I mean it is really cheesy, and maybe it's supposed to be because it's pretty goofy overall. I'm not sure, because it's mingled with very serious concepts and moments, so I'm up in the air for what the authors were really going for.\n\nSo, the premise of the show is that the Earth has been taken over by these machines called Bailies and mankind has been driven into the underground. As you can see this is a highly original concept. No one has ever thought of this before, certainly not in the Matrix. Things are a little less orderly with the human population in \"Cleopatra 2525\" though. So there are these Special Forces teams of sorts, kind of like in the Matrix, where they try to fight against the Bailies. They're called voice teams and it's organized by this voice, aptly named \"Voice\", who pulls it all together. Only the team leader has the voice implant in her head so she can hear Voice all the time. Hel, played by Gina Torres, is the team leader and while she and Sarge were in a battle they ended up in a cryogenic facility where Cleopatra was accidentally thawed out. She's an exotic dancer, but they decide to have her be part of the team anyway. Most realistic and best idea ever! I realize the warrior woman concept is hugely popular; I love it myself, but at least have some good writing! Take Xena for example; that at least had pretty interesting stories and Lucy Lawless can actually act! Jennifer Sky, Cleopatra, did a terrible job in this show. She absolutely overacted almost every single scene. Maybe that's what they wanted her to do? But seriously, twenty-eight episodes... it just gets annoying after a while. They gave her terrible lines to follow also, like goofy sayings from the 20th century that everyone in our time knows, but no on knows in 2525, they just sound incredibly goofy. Not to mention their arch nemesis is this guy named Creegan who has his face painted like a clown and has bright red hair. Yes, horrifying person... except he's dressed in red vinyl. Maybe this is some relation to the scary clown concept like in \"It\" or \"Killer Clowns from Outer Space\", who knows, either way it seems like a bad idea.\n\nOkay, that's basically everything I didn't like about the show mingled with what the shows general premise was. I seriously struggled through this show. Episode after episode of grueling bad acting and just as bad writing. Why is everyone dressed like they're at a Goth dance club anyway? I seriously have a hard time figuring this out. I like seeing girls in tight leather or vinyl as much as the next guy, but the whole population? Despite all this eye candy it was still tough to make it through the series. Anyway, I'm glad I did, because I did find something positive after a while. On the second half of disc two, the story-line featuring Creegan actually gets really good and intriguing. You learn a lot more about Creegan's history and Hel's. In the end Creegan ended up being my favorite character. He was actually one of the stronger actors in this series as well, actually better than Hel in my opinion. This is, of course, all despite his looks. I also liked the way the series ended, it was definitely somewhat unexpected from my end and I thought it had a strong ending. Yes, you find out who voice is. This is really what got it the extra star, unfortunately the strength the last episodes had couldn't save the whole series.\n\nOverall, this was a tough series to get into. The fact it's pressed on dual-discs didn't help me with my rating either, though I'm not as disappointed since I won't be watching this over and over. It has some cool ideas here and there in terms of Sci-fi, but there wasn't enough to really pull me in. The acting by most of the characters was horrible and a lot of the scripts were weak. The acting did get a little better as the series went on, but by then it was too late for me. Honestly the next time these people decide to write a show, they should focus more on actually writing a good story rather than checking out their cast. The sexual jokes in the script felt forced and out of placed and there's no seamlessness to the writing at all. Lots of shows manage to incorporate good looking people with good writing, so I know it's a possible feat to accomplish. Like I said before, there will certainly be many people who find this show great, but for me, I need a little more backing up my Sci-fi, sorry to those hardcore fans out there for giving this a low rating.","Product: A GROUP OF COLLEGE STUDENTS TAKE A TRIP TO A JURASSIC PARK-TYPE RESORT WITH MALFUNCTIONING SECURITY DEVICES. THE PARK SECURITY MEASURES FAIL COMPLETELY RELEASING CARNIVOROUS SABRETOOTH TIGERS TO PREY UPON THE PARK VISITORS.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Jurassic Park vs. Ice Age\n\nReview: A couple weeks ago a co-worker of mine, Greg, asked me what were the top three worst movies I have ever seen. \"Manitou\" from the 70's was my number one pick, but I couldn't think of anything else off hand. Well, I'm happy to report to him that \"Attack of the Sabretooth\" is now holding the number two slot in that award!\n\nThis movie was released in 2005. I want you keep that fact in the back of your head throughout this review. The Sci-Fi Channel threw this thing together (literally, I would assume) and I don't think it was a made for TV movie. It actually is rated and has enough gore where I don't think it could get on the air without being edited. Either way, they should've just stopped making the film when the title was proposed. The movie seriously caters to some of the most inept writing I think I've encountered.\n\nFor some reason someone got it in their head and decided that ripping off Jurassic Park would be a great idea, but instead of dinosaurs we'll have that pre-historic mammalian era, you know like those creatures we see in Ice Age's animated movies. These animals are animated too, but they're supposed to be interacting with real humans, at this point they should've just animated the humans also. Anyway, some billionaire spends like all his money making some resort called Valalula... what a horrid name, that's enough to close up shop right there. Anyway, for some reason he thought it would be genius, so he is having some investors party where some elite few can get to see the park before anyone else... oh it's called \"Primal Park\" also, no idea what the duel name had to do with, but the latter makes more sense. Anyway, so he spends all his money to put together this resort on some tropical island and apparently in that process he forgot to put in a dock because his guests arrive by boat and they have to walk through some water to get to the beach... yeah real high quality. I wanted to invest in this idea right away!\n\nHe spent all this money, at least that's what we're led to believe, and got together some scientists and they extract Sabretooth Tiger DNA and bring them back to life. The science is never explained, unlike in Jurassic Park, perhaps it wasn't in this movie's budget. So the guy breeds some Sabretooth Tigers thinking it would be a great live attraction for people. In the beginning of the film a guard leaves the ground cages open because he tears out a page in a girly magazine and it blows over the fence, surprise he gets eaten. As if that's not predictable. Furthermore, we shortly find out that the tigers apparently see in blotchy Predator vision. Not sure why their eye functions like alien technology, but sure, I'll run with that idea. I think it was supposed to be some sort of heat vision at least... I mean the people were red and yellow... I could be completely wrong because the tiger/Predator vision made no real sense. (As if the rest of this film did.)\n\nIn the midst of this, some college students arrive on the island for a scavenger hunt, sent by their sorority and fraternity. Naturally they would have access to the island during the investor kick-off, because that makes perfect sense. I, of course, loved the token goth girl that was nothing but out of place for this group... because real goth's who are rather anti-social by principle and think society has something against them really try to get into sororities. Clearly this wasn't written by someone who hangs out with the goth crowd, rather someone who decided to write a character in to make everyone happy... right. So the college kids are running around the island and they need to get places that have higher security, so this \"genius\" hacker kid shuts down the security system... kind of like in that other movie I saw with dinosaurs and Sam Niell, only it was some guy that played Newman on Seinfeld that shut the system down.\n\nAt this point the security officers go to tell the owner that the security system was shut down and they can't figure out how to turn it back on. The owner exclaims that he paid 2.8 million dollars for the system and how could it go down. From what I know about business and security systems, if you're spending 2.8 million dollars you probably didn't buy something very high tech. This becomes painfully clear when you watch the security guards looking at the camera interface in the back room. Also the fact that they only seem to either carry single shot or double barrel shot guns, rather than guns you can reload quickly. Naturally when you want to handle animals like cats, which are very fast, you want to use a gun that is slow to reload.\n\nSo the tigers are out running around and killing people. The kids have to get away, but surprise there's this gruesome CGI cat that weighs like one ton and has its hind legs mutated. But the owner insisted on keeping that one alive, along with the two normal ones... that clearly made sense. I don't know what else to say at this point. The premise of the film is bad, the acting is bad, and the characters that were supposed to be portrayed were poorly written anyway.\n\nThe movie attempts to have some layer of intrigue with the owner's brother-in-law competing for his technology. But the kids apparently threw a kink into that system. Nothing even remotely stands out about this movie. I seriously can't talk about it anymore. The CGI is actually pretty poorly done for what kind of technology was available in 2005, so I definitely recommend people skip this film. Unless you and your friends want to put together a parody showing of Mystery Science Theater 3,000, in which case this has to be added to your list.","Product: Terry Jones embarks on a humor filled journey to discover the amazing tale that lies behind the simplest number we have. Using computer graphics, 1 is brought to life for the program, in all his various guises. 1's story reveals how the most celebrated civilizations in history were achieved, where our modern numbers came from and how the invention of zero changed the world forever and saved us from having to use Roman numerals today.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very fun documentary, but a very brief overview\n\nReview: This was a really fun documentary to watch, regardless of how elementary it was overall. However, the documentary is only about an hour long so you can't really recount the history of civilization (which goes with math) in that short period of time. This documentary does give the viewer a clearly defined impression that the number one is far more complex in history than most people might have thought. Granted there are assuredly more numbers than just one, the friends 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 do make a cameo appearance every now and again, but as the DVD points out... they're all made up of units of one when broken down! That is until the rise of zero comes into play.\n\nMath and history are probably two of my most favored subjects and I've been getting into documentaries as of late, so to combine the two in one setting was a great find! All this and to top it off with having it narrated by Terry Jones from Monty Python fame. With that kind of a narrator I was expecting a fair degree of silliness throughout the documentary. Granted it's not nearly as off the wall as we get in Monty Python skits (unfortunately there are no silly walks), but it did have its humorous moments. I suppose the concept derived from the fact that most people find math boring or cumbersome so they wanted to lighten the mood. Most of this silliness is generated via computer graphics with representations of numbers getting into mischief and so forth. Terry Jones certainly has his witty quips thrown in to make it entertaining as well. I must reference what he said the Egyptians liked to do for those who have seen this already.\n\nThis documentary goes over how essential mathematics was for building civilization even in ancient times dating back to Sumer. It goes over some of the most major breakthroughs in mathematics in history and how those affected the world we know today. One part I found particularly fascinating was when they were going over the Roman system and how cumbersome it was to use to make even some of the most simplistic calculations, especially if you wanted to deal with large numbers! The effects would hamper the rise of Europe's civilization for generations until the numerals from India were eventually introduced via the Arab nations who refined them a little. Eventually the documentary brings us into the digital and goes over binary, don't worry you don't really have to know how to read the binary system to really get what's going on at the end.\n\nIf you did pick this up to show to a class then I'm sort of torn on this topic. Some of the information is probably too complex for younger students, but also might be too silly for those in high school. Lets admit it, not all high school students find mathematics all that riveting and to see dancing numbers on the screen just might not grab their interest. A junior high level class may be more acceptable, but still there might be some subjects touched upon that few will truly grasp and understand, depending on their schooling level at that age. Just some thoughts for teachers who may decide to purchase this.\n\nAmidst all this it really is an excellent brief overview. So if you have a general interest in history and you want to see how math really made our civilization possible then this is definitely something worth watching. On the flip side if you're into math and you want to see how math influenced society and civilization in history then this is also a must see! If you already have a decent handle on both subjects don't plan on finding any new information here, because this really is a brief overview, kind of plants the seeds of curiosity for more in depth research, if you will. However brief this is, it is fun to watch and even if you know the history and have a decent math background like myself, then I have to say I spent an hour being entertained by subjects I already love with a very smart script to pull it all together.","Product: IN 18TH CENTURY ROMANIA, RAYNE, A DHAMPIR (HALF-HUMAN, HALF-VAMPIRE), PRONE TO FITS OF BLIND BLOOD RAGE BUT SADDLED WITH A COMPUNCTION FOR HUMANS, STRIVES TO AVENGE HER MOTHER'S RAPE BY HER FATHER, KAGAN, KING OF VAMPIRES. TWO VAMPIRE HUNTERS PERSUADE HER TO JOIN THEIR CAUSE.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Exceeds the 1 Star Reports given Here:\n\nReview: Before I watched this movie I read a lot of the one star reviews here on Amazon. I must say they significantly lowered my expectations for this movie. Now, this isn't a good movie by any means, but after reading all the negativity, I was expecting something much much worse... like worst movie I could ever imagine, but this movie is better than Manitou (that's one of the worst films I ever saw).\n\nNow, my review is strictly based on the movie for this is my first experience with the Bloodrayne universe. I've been desperate to find another Femme Fatale character I could get into since Chaos! Comics closed up shop and stopped printing Purgatori. I found out they were also making Bloodrayne comics and her character looked interesting. I'm very backlogged in my video games and I have not been able to play the games yet, but I plan on playing them soon!\n\nAs I've already mentioned, this movie actually beat what I was expecting based on the reviews I read here... that or I am quite easily amused. There are some absolutely horrible parts of this movie though; like Michael Madson's character, Vladamir, always felt out of place. He just didn't act well in this movie, it's not Resovoir Dogs. Kristanna Loken did an alright job as Rayne though, better than I was expecting. The love making scene was absolutely hilarious though because it was so over exaggerated. And, yes, she is seen topless, for those who only wanted to see the movie for that fact alone. Ben Kingsley did a fairly poor performance throughout the whole film, up until the very end during the fight scene. I thought he finally held the air of royalty as the vampire lord during that scene.\n\nThe other part of the movie that was absolutely laughable was the gore from the fight scenes. Seriously, they're absolutely absurd, even for a medieval enactment. There's one scene where this one guy puts a sword through another guys face then lets go of the sword. Who does that? No, you KEEP your blade or else you're screwed; you don't let go for the sake of a good camera gore shot. Then there's a part where it shows this guy on the ground and a group of men hitting him in the face with maces. The \"guy\" or mannequin's face is turned to pulp, but do they stop after he's dead? Nope, five guys stand there and keep hitting the ground. They even looked bored doing it... there's nothing maniacal about these evil attackers.\n\nIn the end, I was actually entertained. It doesn't have a lot of re-watch value, but it's good enough to watch with friends... especially those who will offer up the perfect sarcastic comment at just the right time. One thing I will warn, do NOT pay full price for this film. Wait till it costs six dollars used. It is an absolute waste of 20 dollars full price, even if it comes with the Bloodrayne 2 video game.","Product: Comedy \"A gruff sargent. An unlucky ghost.A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. Two morons. A tank... War is hell. In the distant future, ten soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe - a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One of the Funniest things I've Ever Seen!\n\nReview: I first heard about this from a friend of mine in college. Both being Halo fans he figured I would enjoy it immensely. I have to say this is incredibly inventive! It's almost an entirely new way to think of animation. It's actually called \"machinima\". This first started off as an internet craze and sure you can see episodes there, but to have it on DVD is just SO much better in my opinion. It's definitely my preferred medium for watching anything. I think most anyone into gaming will find some serious comedic factor in this, but I think it helps a lot more if you've ever done some multiplayer gaming. Namely scenarios like death match or capture the flag. Most people in my generation have some experience with a game called Counterstrike (based off of Half Life) and that's the one I used to play. I didn't do much multiplayer gaming with Halo, but I think having that base knowledge in some form of multiplayer made Red vs. Blue all the more hilarious!\n\nThis whole series is recorded \"in game\" on Halo! One of the most, if not most popular, game released for the Xbox. Basically this takes place on a multiplayer map called \"Blood Gulch\" and it's loaded with a capture the flag scenario. Here we have the red team versus the blue team, as the title obviously states. Now most people grasp this concept and expect a huge amount of battling and war to ensue. This doesn't happen. Instead this has a script and follows a very interesting notion that what if this was a major scale war! This means you have large military backing to support this silly capture the flag scenario in a box canyon that you can only air lift people out of. It also helps that both sides, for the most part, are completely inept! It's a very silly show that will have people roaring in laughter. It definitely helps if you have a very sarcastic and cynical sense of humor. Also this whole thing isn't very \"innocent\" for there is a load of harsh language and very adult concepts. Naturally we're talking teenager to college demographic for the most part. Personally, I'll probably always find things like this funny.\n\nWe actually have a very interesting array of characters on both teams. However, this being volume one, I can tell they were still in the process of truly developing the characters. Even some of the voices used change over the series as they refined points that made the characters funnier. I've watched all five volumes by now and recently went to revisit this, Caboose's voice, for example, developed into something far sillier and made his character all the better in later episodes. We see a quick shift between Sarge's episode one voice and quickly shifts to the more known Sarge voice in either episode two or three. The only problem I really had with the voice overs is that at times it peaks (makes static) too much. This especially happens whenever someone is yelling. This is probably due more to the fact that they didn't exactly have top notch equipment at their fingertips for this first run. Eventually as the seasons continue the quality gets way better, so if you were greatly troubled by this, it's really only on \"Volume 1\". I've actually been wondering if it would be a good idea for them to go back and essentially re-dub \"Volume 1\" with the higher quality equipment and currently used voice tones. Might be a good idea...\n\nBasically this show revolves around very random circumstances and the characters dealing with that generates all the humor. Such as the blue side receives a tank no one is certified to drive. They make general crack jokes related specifically to Halo that the fans will surely get and recognize. Honestly I can't recommend this DVD enough. It's by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The only black mark, as I said, is the production quality on the voice over production. If you're a fan of Halo and find nuances in multiplayer scenarios a riot, then this is definitely for you!\n\nOverall Rating: 4.5 out of 5","Product: Gorgeous animation, breakthrough character designs, and stunning visuals make this addictive tale of mystery, magic, and espionage the first gothic anime masterpiece of the new millennium.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Very creative series, not a lot of re-watch value for me\n\nReview: I picked this anime up for two reasons. I've watched enough anime now to realize that I really do like a lot of it and I've studied a lot of ancient Sumerian/Mesopotamian history, which naturally leads to the reading of Gilgamesh. I was really curious to see what capacity that would be included in this anime. Gilgamesh does not take place in the ancient past but in the future and has more of a science fiction feel to it.\n\nGilgamesh is a very bleakly animated series. I say that because everything seems to be dark all the time and has a seemingly gothic element thrown into the artistic feel. Gilgamesh is centered on a catastrophic event that happened called \"twin x\" or XX. Strangely the series actually seems to be set in the Middle East, but it looks more like a regular modern city setting than any kind of Arabic element. Basically they found the tomb of Gilgamesh and it turns out the original tale of him being part god was true because for whatever reason it's giving off these special properties. So naturally a group of special scientists are pulled together to research this phenomenon under a corporate entity called Heaven's Gate. However, something starts to go wrong where a new life form appears in some strange test chamber. They call it Tear and it seems fairly benign, but one scientist projects that it will cause a catastrophe and no one listens to him. As a parallel to the story his nickname is Enkidu. Anyway, the last thing we see of him is that he's going into the chamber and about to come in contact with Tear when everything just explodes. It sends of this burst of radiation or something into the sky and turns the sky this shimmering color that has strange magnetic properties. The end result is that computers and other kinds of technology will no longer work. So after humanity has gotten fairly dependent on these elements they are forced to try and live without them. That's basically the entire setting we are brought into and all the above explained in pretty much the first episode.\n\nThe story really takes place a decent amount of time after twin X. The story centers on the children of Enkidu who lost their father in the accident and lost their mother shortly thereafter. So now they have nowhere to go. They stumble upon a group of children, ages fourteen and up, that have something to do with Gilgamesh and exhibit telekinetic abilities. Then some other children appear and start fighting with them. These other kids also have telekinetic powers, so there seems to be some kind of strange war. Ultimately the two children that are related to Enkidu end up in the hands of these other people and they live with this lady called the Countess who used to work at Heaven's Gate. It's a strange story and has a lot of twists. It actually has a lot of the thematic feel of a post-apocalyptic story, but actually isn't. It's pre-apocalyptic, but it feels post apocalyptic because people feel very isolated and humanity is struggling to continue on with life after they no longer have connection with the rest of the world at their fingertips. I thought the story was very well designed in that element alone. I found the characters very well developed overall and enough well written plot twists to be very intrigued by a lot of the conclusions to the questions the viewer develops throughout the series. In some ways the story is very well written and in others it kind of isn't, like you never really grasp why the kids have those special powers... or maybe I just missed it. The real black mark on this series is that the story ends very poorly in my opinion. I like how it ended, I just disliked why it ended that way.\n\nThe art is pretty good for the most part. One small part that kind of threw me off artistically is that they made a careful effort to give all their characters lips so they look more realistic. Now normally I would say this is a great idea, especially since I collect a lot of comic books and most of that art includes that feature of realism. I don't know why, but seeing it used in an anime made it feel less usual, I've already gotten used to the tiny mouth aspect of anime. I really just think it looks better because with lips the faces seem crowded to me for some reason, their mouths just look far too big. I don't know, it's a very odd reason to knock this series, but it was a stylistic element that I didn't like. Everything else was beautifully done and artistically they really capture that very bleak feel, which I suppose is sort of a foreshadowing artistic element since it's pre-apocalyptic.\n\nI really did want to like this anime a ton. It had all the elements that I would seemingly enjoy. Extremely dark atmosphere, human society struggling to survive, accurate ancient historical representations... I really did try to get into it. As you can see by my rating it didn't really succeed. It has a lot of interesting elements and asks really tough moral/ethical questions which I usually love on a philosophical level. There's just something about Gilgamesh that didn't follow through with a major revelation. I suppose that's not accurate, there is a major revelation, but it's kind of stupid. This series did not end on a high note for me and instead tries to teach something about love in the end. For such a bleakly designed series this just felt like a rip off. Unfortunately I don't think this has very much re-watch value for me. It's like a few other series I've encountered that start off strong but just taper off in the end. While Gilgamesh does some things right it really doesn't hold together fully for me, so I wouldn't recommend to rush out and get it. It is kind of worth watching once because a lot of it is pretty good, but the conclusion will ultimately kill the high in the end.","Product: ZOO is an extraordinary glimpse into the life of a seemingly normal Seattle family man whose secret sexual appetites led to his shocking death. Directed by acclaimed filmmaker Robinson Devor (Woman Chaser, Police Beat), the film explores the ensuing media coverage and public outcry that uncovered a secret community of zoophiles, who call themselves \"zoos.\" This expressionistic rendering of how apparently upstanding citizens banded together and videotaped their journey into the most taboo realms of behavior, reveals the enormous gulf between what we appear to be and who we really are.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: An interesting case on a subject that is not oft heard of\n\nReview: I guess buying all those other documentaries has ultimately led me down this path. I do quite enjoy documentaries, particularly about nature, history, and astrophysics... then there's this one. When this first hit my recommendation list I initially thought it was something about zoos or animals, just goes to show my general naivet on this topic. Of course I read the description, and sometimes it's hard to be a curious fellow, but I really wanted to see what this was all about regardless of ratings. I confess that the general topic of bestiality is something that interests me, but particularly from a psychological level. I've read a few other books on aberrant sexual behavior, probably one of the most well known is \"The 120 Days of Sodom\" and while this is not a scientific book, it does have a great deal to read into and think about without the bias of some scientists. I've also read \"Rogue Messiah\" which relates extreme religious cults with a penchant for outrageous overpowered sexual behavior. I guess I'm saying this because I don't want to be labeled as something I'm not and pointing out that the subject in general is something that interests me.\n\nThat being said, I was rather disappointed in the documentary. I had never heard of this case until I stumbled upon this film and I think it's presented in a way that requires people to have a decent amount of foreknowledge about the case. For someone like me it felt kind of disjointed and I really don't like the way it's been kind of thrown together. I would've preferred a solid fifteen minute introduction into what prompted this documentary, going over the case and news etc. However, they don't do that, instead they stick to this clandestine ominous feel throughout the documentary with a strange soundtrack that lends to this feeling. Something is going on? Something very abnormal by society's standards... what could it be? This is how it feels to watch this. Towards the end I learned what happened and I think I know why they filmed it this way. Basically it feels like this film tries to engender sympathy for the Zoo's that were chastised for their involvement even though Mr. Hands, who died, was fully consenting to what he did with the horses.\n\nWhile I think they failed on all fronts to make me want to go hang out with these fellows and be friends, I am glad it gave the subject neutral treatment overall. I have actually gone to further lengths to peruse some forums that cater to this kind of interest, for as the documentary points out, the internet is what brought everyone together. Anyway, one thing struck me as I was reading through the forum; there are many that take this as a sexual orientation. I have to be honest, this never occurred to me before. I always considered that it followed down a path of fetishism, which is something I can identify with a little more. But in that form the objects or actions are what a person responds to, a lot of these people speak of love as if to a regular human mate. Personally, I'm neutral on this subject, to be perfectly frank. I don't care if you think it's sick or disgusting, many people say this about homosexuality or transvestites.\n\nBased on a lot of things I've read and seen, I cannot deny the overwhelming motivator that is gratification of this sort. I have to try and see this documentary for what it is and try to see things from the world view of these people if I can ever hope to grasp some concept, and I have to question myself. If this was the only way I could ever actually have real pleasure in this world would it be worth the risk? Sure, you'll naturally go through motions of trying out the normal stuff society deems acceptable, but what if that's not enough and you keep searching. Eventually you end up in a very lonely state and the need builds up until you have to follow through. It's not necessarily insanity, it's just that you know what you need is out there and it's in your power to obtain it and perhaps share in that lovingly. So at that point you just weigh the risk. Is it better to be shunned by society for something that makes you feel loved or not? While I'm not about to go track down a local barnyard personally, I do understand to a degree, because even desires that may be considered tame are still shunned by society. Even bondage, which has become more readily practiced today, is still considered, by and large, an abnormality by the greater populace. Many people shun this, but as the concept becomes more and more mentioned people become desensitized to the subject. I'm not a psychologist, but as others have mentioned, I wish they would have included some commentary from one on this documentary, because I would really like to know the answer to \"is this a legitimate sexual orientation?\" Society will yell a resounding \"no!\" and the Zoo's may yell a resounding \"yes!\" I have to admit, society can be wrong, it was wrong that the world was flat now wasn't it?\n\nI know I went off tangent, but I couldn't help it, this documentary leaves way too many questions. Sure I know what happened about the case. I now know there is an animal abuse law on the books in Washington, in case this should happen again. But what I don't know is what really makes the human tick on this level. I don't care if you think it's wrong, or immoral, people are doing it. People are not only doing it, they are finding it a great pleasure and do it without regret. They take great care of their animals and love them dearly as you or I would love a spouse or a child, as the film states. I still want to hear some theories on why! But no one ever asked them that question, no one even tries to speculate here. It did get an extra half star for staying neutral on the topic and not condemning the people, instant condemnation doesn't necessarily give you honest answers and I doubt these people would've allowed themselves to be interviewed if they were being demonized. For that I have nothing but respect for the makers of this.","Product: Accepting that by the time people get to season seven they tend to know the formula of 24 inside out, the creative minds behind the show respond here by emptying out every cupboard to throw everything they can at you. The core of the show remains the adventures of Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, as he battles to save the world from yet another terrorist threat. With the action taking place in real time, we get 24 episodes set across a single day, and its one filled with twists, turns, action and surprise. That much were expecting. Surprise number one in 24 - Season 7 though arrives within 20 minutes of the season starting, as the character of Tony Almeida seemingly returns from the dead. So whats happened? Has Tony turned? What kind of threat is brewing? Ah, its these and many questions that are resolved at the shows usual breakneck pace. 24 - Season 7 also wisely gets on board a roster of enviable acting talent. Cherry Jones ably takes on the role of President Allison Taylor, while Jon Voight makes a suitably sneery Secretary Of Defense. Add in the likes of Kurtwood Smith, Bob Gunton, Janeane Garofalo and Tony Todd, and its an impressive roster who put a straight face on the occasionally silly narrative. Season 7 does find 24 inevitably lacking some of that original spark, and a few more ideas wouldnt hurt it. But its still a confident season of arguably the best thriller currently on television. And, bluntly, theres nobody who does all this quite like Jack Bauer, even if the mans best days may be behind him --Jon Foster\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Just when I thought 24 was losing my interest...\n\nReview: After seeing the \"Redemption\" two hour special I was very excited to see this season. After seeing Season 6, I was starting to get concerned that the writers behind 24 were running out of ideas. The fact that Jack's dad was constantly coming up got incredibly tedious after a while. Luckily in Season 7 this doesn't happen. The villains change and get bigger as the show goes on, like we would normally find in a season of 24.\n\nOne of the things that made this season especially strong was the change in location. The fact that this season takes place in Washington D.C. really gives it a breath of fresh air in my opinion. As you can guess this involves a threat to the White House and it is connected to \"Redemption\", but I won't say anything more than that. At first with the setting in Los Angeles with David Palmer it was really great, but after a while the terrorists always attacking this one location got a little run of the mill after a while. For whatever reason the change of location makes everything better. In fact I think it would be awesome to let Jack's character go to different locations in future seasons.\n\nThe season kicks off with Jack on trial with Congress for his use of torture tactics. This is a theme that gets revisited quite a bit throughout the season. Obviously this reflects the U.S.'s current questions on how effective torture tactics are. I like seeing those sort of questions being reflected in popular media. I also like that they don't force their character to completely change to popular thinking, and then of course we wouldn't have Jack Bauer.\n\nAs some people have mentioned the packaging for this DVD is excellent. I have to agree, it's the size of a regular DVD case, yet has six discs in it! This saves on space and it does not require the use of Dual Disc. I hate Dual Disc because you run a higher risk of scratching a surface of a disc, with these DVD's all of them have the top coated surface. I think all large DVD sets should use this form of packaging; the sheer space saving aspect is completely worth it.\n\nIf you felt that 24 was starting to flounder like I was, you might be pleasantly surprised at this season. Sure the events are over the top, but that gives us the action packed episodes we all want. If you're a total action fan then you can't go wrong with this season of 24.","Product: Accepting that by the time people get to season seven they tend to know the formula of 24 inside out, the creative minds behind the show respond here by emptying out every cupboard to throw everything they can at you. The core of the show remains the adventures of Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, as he battles to save the world from yet another terrorist threat. With the action taking place in real time, we get 24 episodes set across a single day, and its one filled with twists, turns, action and surprise. That much were expecting. Surprise number one in 24 - Season 7 though arrives within 20 minutes of the season starting, as the character of Tony Almeida seemingly returns from the dead. So whats happened? Has Tony turned? What kind of threat is brewing? Ah, its these and many questions that are resolved at the shows usual breakneck pace. 24 - Season 7 also wisely gets on board a roster of enviable acting talent. Cherry Jones ably takes on the role of President Allison Taylor, while Jon Voight makes a suitably sneery Secretary Of Defense. Add in the likes of Kurtwood Smith, Bob Gunton, Janeane Garofalo and Tony Todd, and its an impressive roster who put a straight face on the occasionally silly narrative. Season 7 does find 24 inevitably lacking some of that original spark, and a few more ideas wouldnt hurt it. But its still a confident season of arguably the best thriller currently on television. And, bluntly, theres nobody who does all this quite like Jack Bauer, even if the mans best days may be behind him --Jon Foster\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Just when I thought 24 was losing my interest...\n\nReview: After seeing the \"Redemption\" two hour special I was very excited to see this season. After seeing Season 6, I was starting to get concerned that the writers behind 24 were running out of ideas. The fact that Jack's dad was constantly coming up got incredibly tedious after a while. Luckily in Season 7 this doesn't happen. The villains change and get bigger as the show goes on, like we would normally find in a season of 24.\n\nOne of the things that made this season especially strong was the change in location. The fact that this season takes place in Washington D.C. really gives it a breath of fresh air in my opinion. As you can guess this involves a threat to the White House and it is connected to \"Redemption\", but I won't say anything more than that. At first with the setting in Los Angeles with David Palmer it was really great, but after a while the terrorists always attacking this one location got a little run of the mill after a while. For whatever reason the change of location makes everything better. In fact I think it would be awesome to let Jack's character go to different locations in future seasons.\n\nThe season kicks off with Jack on trial with Congress for his use of torture tactics. This is a theme that gets revisited quite a bit throughout the season. Obviously this reflects the U.S.'s current questions on how effective torture tactics are. I like seeing those sort of questions being reflected in popular media. I also like that they don't force their character to completely change to popular thinking, and then of course we wouldn't have Jack Bauer.\n\nAs some people have mentioned the packaging for this DVD is excellent. I have to agree, it's the size of a regular DVD case, yet has six discs in it! This saves on space and it does not require the use of Dual Disc. I hate Dual Disc because you run a higher risk of scratching a surface of a disc, with these DVD's all of them have the top coated surface. I think all large DVD sets should use this form of packaging; the sheer space saving aspect is completely worth it.\n\nIf you felt that 24 was starting to flounder like I was, you might be pleasantly surprised at this season. Sure the events are over the top, but that gives us the action packed episodes we all want. If you're a total action fan then you can't go wrong with this season of 24.","Product: Big science has expelled smart new ideas from the classroom ... What they forgot is that every generation has its Rebel! That rebel, Ben Stein (Ferris Buellers Day Off) travels the world on his quest, and learns an awe-inspiring truth that educators and scientists are being ridiculed, denied tenure and even fired for the crime of merely believing that there might be evidence of design in nature, and that perhaps life is not just the result of accidental, random chance. To which Ben Says: Enough! And then gets busy. NOBODY messes with Ben.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: A complete sham, I can't believe I paid money to see this in the theater\n\nReview: **UPDATE: 9/24/08 - After numerous requests I have ultimately decided to rewrite this review, almost in its entirety. The first review was posted on 7/14/2008. My rating has not changed nor have my opinions on this documentary. However, people have made suggestions in format changes as well as making the content more concise and I think they are good suggestions. It doesn't matter whether you support ID or Evolution, the review should help people make an educated decision about this product. Thank you to those who helped with their suggestions and didn't simply write this off because I gave it one star. This applies to people on both sides of the ID and Evolution argument, you people are truly taking the high road and I appreciate that.\n\nI believe I should clarify something before I delve into the full breadth of my review. When I first saw this I was ready to give it three stars. I didn't see any point in questioning Ben Stein's report about people losing their jobs because of their beliefs. Humanity can be cruel no matter where you are and prejudice can rear its head no matter what the belief. That being said, I walked out thinking there was a problem starting to sweep the academic community and the only issue I had with the film was its association of Darwin and the Nazis (I'll go more in depth on this later). I've been quite a fan of Ben Stein's commentary on the economy and many other things. He seems to be very fair and balanced, thus, based on that perception I didn't have any reason to question his work here. Until I started doing some research on it, that is. I went to expelledexposed.com to read the scientific communities response. I was shocked. I didn't stop there; I went to freegonzalez.com one of the scientists featured in the documentary. I may not have looked at every scientist interviewed in detail, but I've seen enough.\n\nBen Stein shows us a world where Academia's freedom of inquiry might not be so free. This should be a concern for anyone and everyone. This undermines the concept that we will be teaching facts and truth in our universities. However, if you watch how this documentary is formatted you will find that this documentary is overly biased, delving into spectrums of propaganda! Let me explain. Stein sets about proving his premise by interviewing scientists that have been rejected by the establishment. Scientists who have allegedly had their lives ruined because of their belief in something called \"Intelligent Design.\" Science isn't here to persecute people's beliefs and this concept would probably outrage anyone... that is until you realize the lengths he goes to paint science as the root of this evil.\n\nSo, we have Stein interviewing scientists that have had their qualifications ruined by the establishment, wouldn't you think Stein should interview people working in the scientific community at the time about this issue? If this persecution of dissidents was happening I would think he'd go and talk to people still working in the field and cite his examples for scrutiny. This never happens. Either Stein is a just a terrible host for a documentary and should stick to the game shows, or he has an agenda. Stein does interview PZ Myers, Michael Ruse, Eugenie Scott, and the mighty Richard Dawkins for his grand finale, but he never once asks them about the people that were fired or denied tenure. He only sticks to questions concerning how life began. He doesn't even really talk to them about why Intelligent Design is rejected by the scientific community versus why evolution is taught. He never asks these questions. Michael Ruse, who isn't even credited during his interview (more sloppy documentary work), proposes a possible life beginning scenario involving crystals. This results in Stein asking him again how it's possible... after Ruse just told him and results in what can be interpreted as a rude response from Ruse. This style of filming to show scientists as unwilling to entertain the idea of Intelligent Design pushes the viewer to see science as intolerable. In our overly politically correct society this seems \"mean\" or whatever to people. Science isn't a democracy; it's based on factual observations. Intelligent Design cannot provide something observable that can be repeated in a laboratory, that's a fact, not a belief. So why should science also be politically correct and show \"tolerance\" for things that are blatantly unscientific. (I know some people will cry conspiracy about evolution, but that's not the point of this documentary.)\n\nStein also interviewed Berlinski and played favoritism to him in this film, I think, because he was giving the kind of answers Stein could agree with. That shouldn't be the point of something you're making to generate awareness. He goes into his grand finale with Dawkins. I'm not going to try and defend Dawkins' embarrassing answer for him; I agree with others that he's a better writer (though I do admire him for trying to speak out for the side of science). Long story short, Stein pushed Dawkins to come up with an answer of how life began and Dawkins naturally replied that he didn't know. He actually replied with \"I don't know\" multiple times until we come to a cut scene where it shows Dawkins proposing that aliens could have possibly seeded life on the planet. If you notice Dawkins' tone of voice and mannerisms it's pretty clear he didn't even believe his comment. So why say it? I have no idea; I also have no idea how long this paltry debate between Dawkins and Stein went on until Stein finally got some ammunition to help his point along.\n\nAs further proof of this rather slanted take on the subject, I submit the whole Nazi/Holocaust association with science. I'm sorry, but what does that have to do with freedom of inquiry in the present day academic community? For me Stein is simply reaching at straws and he's really out to demonize science. As someone told me, he was quoted as saying \"Science leads to killing.\" After seeing this relation in the midst of his documentary I can see why he believes it, but that doesn't mean he's right. Not to mention Hitler was influenced by a lot more than just Darwinian Theory, just read \"Mein Kampf\" and you'll see him quote another document called \"The Protcol's of the Elders Zion.\" Hitler basically repeated the anti-Semitic theories from that document almost verbatim concerning his prejudice. Not to mention the Nazi practice of \"survival of the fittest\" doesn't even correlate with Darwin, because mankind is meddling at that specific point. Nature isn't in control over who is the \"fittest\" the Nazi party and other humans were. Just because the Nazis don't understand what it means or want to skew it doesn't mean it was all Darwin's fault. Either way, apparently he forgets why we understand the cause of Small Pox and can create a vaccine or how penicillin works and is just focusing on those who made things like the atomic bomb. I'm well aware that Darwin influenced the Nazi scientists, but this has nothing to do with the scientists supposedly being fired today.\n\nIn the end I was left realizing the immense piece of propaganda I had viewed. After I sat down and analyzed what I saw and did some research this swiftly dropped to a one star rating. There is simply no excuse for this and whether you support Intelligent Design or Evolution, it doesn't matter; you should not want Stein representing you on this case. You should not want this documentary to be used as your \"proof\" against the establishment. \"Expelled\" is propaganda and you can even tell that from the way it's filmed. If you must see it, then do the research to back it up on both sides. Regardless if you believe his points or think that Gonzalez should be freed, you have to ask yourself \"why didn't he ask Richard Dawkins or PZ Myers or any of the other scientists about the firings and losing of tenure?\" If you don't have an answer for this then you know this film isn't on the level.\n\nP.S. This is an abridged review from the original. I think this stands as my full review for just the film. Hopefully this improved/rewritten review will come across as being more useful for those reading.","Product: Young, nubile, and virginal Justine (Romina Power, Tyrone Power's 18-year-old daughter) is cast out of a French orphanage and thrust into a depraved world of prostitution, predatory lesbians, a fugitive murderess (Mercedes McCambridge), bondage, branding, and one supremely sadistic monk (an outrageous performance by Jack Palance). It's a twisted tale of strange desires, perverse pleasures, and the ultimate corruption of innocence as told by the Marquis de Sade. One of the most lavish and bizarre erotic shockers ever made by the notorious Jess Franco, \"Justine\" is bursting with wanton nudity, sexual perversion, and an all-star cast including Akim Tamiroff (Touch of Evil), Maria Rohm (Venus in Furs), and Klaus Kinski (Nosferatu) as the Marquis de Sade. Originally released with over 30 minutes cut, this infamous film is presented here fully restored and completely uncensored for the first time!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Since when did \"Justine\" get a happy ending??\n\nReview: I hope you weren't planning on seeing anything remotely related to the Marquis de Sade's great work \"Justine\" in this film. This is practically a completely different story, the most this movie should say is that it's inspired by \"Justine\" not that it IS \"Justine\". This most certainly is not \"Justine\". If you want to see \"Justine\" go pick up the French film \"Justine de Sade\" that is far more faithful to the original story. This \"Justine\" by Franco is a very artistic version and they take a lot of artistic license, to the point where they completely change the ending and have a \"happily ever after\" version. I think Sade would consider this an insult.\n\nI have no illusions that filming a De Sade film in the 60's would prove to be quite difficult in terms of censorship, heck it was even more of a problem for the author himself... as we all know of his prison sentence for it. So, in some ways, I'm not surprised they took a lot out, but to change such drastic amounts of the story... I don't know, I'm just not sold on it. A few of the more memorable moments are certainly there, like the band of thugs with Dubois after the prison break, Justine being taken in by the guy that wanted to kill his aunt (though it's his wife in this film) and the monks at the monastery. However, this is very much a softly erotic film and barely touches on the atrocities De Sade talked about (thought probably quite explicit by that times standards). I don't mind that they took out the brutality all that much, but my problem was the script was so far off base that I just couldn't buy into the changes. Like there's this painter that Justine runs into and he is then her rescuer later in the film, as well as love interest. \"Justine\" by De Sade doesn't have any of this and it leaves me wondering how they thought working in this random character wouldn't be very obvious. It's as if they were trying to take something that is purely debauched and trying to make the audience feel that virtue will triumph. Anyone who has read De Sade, truly, knows that his writings don't work that way!\n\nThe one additional concept that I sort of liked was showing De Sade in prison, played by Klaus Kinski, and having visions that apparently influenced him to write \"Justine.\" I thought it was a nifty inclusion, but I don't like the execution that much. The audience views this as a man in prison going insane and being tormented by his dark visions. Based on what I've read of Sade's history, it didn't really work that way. De Sade was making bold statements against society and religious oppression in the most lascivious way he could think of. Sort of an \"F you!\" to the establishment that had locked him away. The way the scenes with Sade pan out in this film makes me feel that we're supposed to sympathize and feel bad for Sade, because he actually looks as if he regrets what he sees and the tortures he writes about. If that was truly the case he would've stopped with \"120 Days of Sodom\" instead of writing a vast amount of other tales along similar lines.\n\nThe quality of acting is a bit better than the 1970's version I recommended above and I do agree that Romina Power made a very beautiful Justine. Now for those begging to know, there is a decent amount of nudity in this. Nowhere to the degree of \"Justine de Sade\", but enough to entertain the perverse, though bear in mind this film is far more artistic. I think they played up the fact that Sade was genuinely into theater and they upped that factor a ton. Jack Palance played a superb Father Antonin, for how he is portrayed in the film, considering he was drunk all the time. It did give a very maniacal feel.\n\nUnfortunately they had to deviate drastically from the original story to make this. Not even \"Justine de Sade\" has detailed footage of the perversions Sade wrote about, but it has a great deal more than in here. It also stays true to the Sadean philosophy and story in general! I feel that Franco's \"Justine\" deviates from Sade's philosophical concepts greatly. Luckily in terms of directing Franco did do a great job in this department, if only the writer he was working with stayed true to Sade... One thing that is worth watching after the movie is the twenty minute interview with Franco, I found that very interesting and excellent. Take it or leave it, if you're a Franco fan in general, you might find merit in this, but if you're like me and a fan of Sade you will be sorely disappointed... possibly insulted even. I have never seen a film change a story so much. A happy ending to \"Justine\"... that's almost laughable!","Product: Long awaited release (10 years! In the making) for one of the most anticipated albums in the history of Black Metal. Featuring Hellhammer of Mayhem on drums, Aldrahn of DHG on vocals & Satyr from Satyricon on vocals & as co-producer. A very diverse and original album for the hard-core Black Metal fan. 2001 release.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Finally a full length by this incredible band!\n\nReview: Thorns is a band that has been dabbling in the world of Black Metal since 1989. I first came across this band on the Nordic Metal compilation released by Necropolis, with the song \"rie Descent.\" Of that compilation this is one of the songs that had the most profound affect on me as a listener. One of the most infuriating parts of this is that I could not track down anymore Thorns tracks, nor could I find any bands that even remotely came close to their genius. So you can easily imagine that when I found out Thorns was releasing new material again I was very excited.\n\nThe main musician behind this project, Snorre Ruch, has a rather critical history in the forming of this genre and it's eventually explosion of publicity because of one man's murder. Ruch (a.k.a Blackthorn) and Euronymous knew each other in the early 90's, and eventually Ruch would become the second guitarist in Mayhem. Ruch would also be a creative force in the composition of the now infamous \"De Mysteriis dom Sathanas\" recording, as is evident by the use of his riffs from the \"Grymyrk\" demo tape. Euronymous saw something special in his composition and writing ability, which is obvious to all of us now. Ruch had his own problems as well, such as mental problems of his own, and his outlet was clearly art and music. However, knowing Euronymous eventually led to making an acquaintance with Varg Vikernes, the man who would eventually murder Euronymous. Ruch's role was fairly minimal in the actual murder, he merely drove the car. He was later sentenced to prison for eight years because of his accomplice to the murder. There has been some speculation as to whether or not Ruch actually knew Varg was going to murder Euronymous on that night. I figure he drove away because after seeing Varg stab someone and get into the car with a knife, I would probably drive off when ordered as well. I think Ruch may have been a victim of circumstance, rather than a genuine accomplice, and I think that belief is held up by the fact that he is still friends with Hellhammer and Faust.\n\nThorns' return was announced with the split with Emperor, featuring the music completely composed and recorded by Ruch and vocals by Satyr. While the album is fairly decent, it did not live up to my expectations of the older recordings. I really didn't expect it to, mostly since Ruch would have a lot more technology available to him. That album also featured reworked songs of earlier material and some new stuff. However, now that the self titled has been released it not only met my expectations, but in some ways exceeded them. I wanted that eerie chord structure that was present in the first songs, and Ruch built on that style and enhanced it so much more on this recording. He also added in some ambient and other electronic sounds to give it more of an ominous, yet spatial feel to the album. So it sounds otherworldly and surreal through most of the recording.\n\nRuch pulled together some other well known figures in the industry to perform some of the elements of his album, probably to achieve a level of perfection he felt he couldn't achieve simply by himself. \"Thorns\" features Satyr (Satyricon) and Bjrn Denker, a.k.a. Aldrahn, (Ddheimsgard, Zyklon-B) on vocals. I have always enjoyed Satyr's vocals and I think his work on \"Stellar Master Elite\" gave the song the presence it really deserved. Aldrahn has always seemed like a very versatile vocalist to me, and that was made ever clearer on \"666 International\" and his opening work on \"Existence\" gave the song a heavier and more emotionally driven feel than Satyr's dryer vocal style would have given it. However, Satyr's vocals sound all the more vile and angry by comparison so that's where he fits into the picture. I think this is why Ruch used more than one vocalist, because their styles give the songs a different feel altogether. Hellhammer, obviously, played drums on this recording and he has more than outdone himself here. While the drum work is fairly straight forward on most of the album, it is by far a lesson in endurance. There is no fast blast beating that would rival the likes of Frost, but the real feature here is the double bass work. By far some of the fastest endured double bass is played on this album. When you listen to tracks like \"Interface to God\" and the song shifts in tempo from fast to even faster, any musician will be shocked to hear that shift. I'm not entirely disappointed that the drumming is fairly straight forward because it shifts the listener's focus to the guitar work and gives the album a fairly mechanical feel. And judging by Ruch's use of such elements, it's what he wanted the listener to get out of it as well.\n\nBy far one of the most impressive features on this album are the lyrics. Ruch has proven to be a very impressive and meaningful writer, while nothing that would rival great poets of the past, he does write songs that I can identify with. Such as \"Existence\", which he stated in an interview is how he best views humanity. The fact that humanity is presented as a parasite makes sense to me. When a human is born they are, by all rights, a parasite growing within the mother. They change the mother's body and chemical structure to fit their own needs so that they can feed off of her. Tracks like \"Stellar Master Elite\" and \"Interface to God\" stay in line with Black Metal ideology that religion is a conspiracy of the ones in power on this world and that God is far from a \"real\" God. Lyrically the album gives off the ever present feel of a general evil in the universe without stating specifically that Satan is behind it all. Something I felt was a fresh move. Far too many bands venerate Satan whether they follow the being or not, and many just spout the name to anger the Christians. While angering Christians is great fun, it does become a tiring lyrical concept after a time. Thorns lyrics delve deeper than that, and I think this is a good influence into the growing Black Metal genre. Many other lyrics deal with the concepts of dream versus reality, which is a concept I think was obviously influenced by the Matrix, which made everyone question such concepts.\n\nObviously this will be getting album of the year from me. I think this album is an elevation to the ideology of Black Metal and Ruch has proved again that he can develop very new sounding music even when a genre is getting fairly generic as a whole. While I do enjoy some bands that stagnate, I do enjoy some bands that can push the envelope correctly. Thorns is doing just that, but I doubt there will be anyone out there who can truly pull off a sound that is similar and presented as perfectly as this album, other than possibly Ruch himself.","Product: Bow to this, the blackest of all black metal DVDs! Packed with uncensored videos, exclusive interviews, and killer live performances, you'll be in the presence of some of the most extreme bands ever including Cradle of Filth, Emperor, Borknagar, Celtic Fr\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Where's the Black Metal?\n\nReview: For a DVD proclaiming tons of Black Metal... this is certainly missing a major portion of it! When has Cradle of Filth ever been Black Metal? The strongest claim could be their first album, but they quickly began to deviate from that kind of a style. So how they are a force in Black Metal is well beyond me...\n\nMorbid Angel? Wait what? Are you kidding me?? I've been listening to Black Metal for a very long time now and this band has NEVER been Black Metal. Not even \"Altars of Madness\" could ever be confused for a Black Metal release. I can't believe someone would produce this and try and cash in on the name of \"Black Metal\".\n\nBorknagar? Maybe the first album... but with the onset of \"The Olden Domain\" they weren't exactly \"pure\" Black Metal. They delved a lot further into Viking Metal a la Enslaved. Celtic Frost? Yeah, I know they influenced Black Metal bands, but I would say their Hellhammer work has a much better case. I just can't believe someone would buy this an think they were getting \"Black Metal\". More like nonsense... don't support this diary of misinformation if you want to hear real Black Metal!","Product: After twenty years of relentless live performances and classic album releases, Dismember is back with their most crushing album to date! Dismember is the ultimate Death Metal album from one of the finest Swedish bands. These guys have lost nothing in terms of intensity. The sheer pace and passion of the songs are blistering and the vocal sounds as pissed off as ever. Powerful riffs that are not in short demand, plenty of lead works and amazingly melodic harmonies are what the metal scene needed and Dismember have them in huge spades. Band members are Matti Krki - vocals, David Blomqvist - guitars, Martin Persson - guitars,Tobias Cristiansson - bass and Thomas Daun - drums.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Dismember, probably at their heaviest!\n\nReview: The rating for this should really be 4.5, in my opinion.\n\nThis album is simply awesome! I really wasn't expecting this release from Dismember, I have to say. I know they started downplaying the whole Melodic Death Metal thing, but this album has basically three riffs and the rest is pure Death Metal. As soon as \"Death Conquers All\" kicks in you just know we're dealing with a heavier and more aggressive Dismember.\n\nThis is definitely one of the heaviest and most aggressive Dismember albums to date. I am usually loathe to use this statement to describe the music, but they have definitely heralded back to the older days. Now it's obviously not going to be just like they were playing in the days of \"Like an Everflowing Stream\" again, but some songs definitely have that kind of a feel. Albeit the sound is pretty cleaned up by comparison, so they're maintaining the pristine recording quality they adopted in the later years. Most of the melodic sections are used as either an intro or an outro, but the primary parts of all the songs are just pure Death Metal. Maybe it's just me, but one of the melodic sections sounds like absolute Megadeth worship, done with the Dismember tone of course. They returned to writing parts that have catchier sections here and there, which was something that I think was left out of \"The God that Never Was\", but for the self titled they've brought it back a little bit more. However, unlike \"Massive Killing Capacity\" it's not a full album of Rock induced Death Metal, no this one is just Death Metal through and through!\n\nThey've had another line-up change this time around as well, and probably one of the biggest changes to date. Fred Estby is not performing on this album. Not only was he the drummer he was also a major writing force so I can only assume that his absence has affected this fairly drastic shift in their compositional approach. Not to worry though, they found a rather surprising replacement with Thomas Daun who played for Repugnant and Insision. If you've heard either band you know this guy is an accomplished man behind the kit. Maybe it's just my bias, but \"Conquer All\" has some parts that vaguely remind me of a Repugnant vibe. Either way, I loved it and I think he's a great replacement and addition to the band. Martin Persson the guitarist they picked up on \"The God that Never Was\" seems to have stuck around, so maybe we're finally back to a full line-up, since they've also added a new bassist to the mix with Tobias Christensson.\n\nThe album focuses more on being heavy than fast or melodic and in that we have songs like \"Dark Depths\" that are much slower and brooding, but still incredibly heavy. I liken it to the early days of Grave, who also began to make a very strong comeback as of late in the Death Metal scene. Think \"Brutally Deceased\" off of \"You'll Never See...\" if you want a reference point. \"Dismember\" was a much more aggressive album from my perspective, but there aren't any overly memorable tracks on here like there was with songs like \"Casket Garden\". \"Europa Burns\" is about one of the only ones that I remember off hand with a catchy chorus riff. This is one unfortunate aspect of an otherwise incredible release.\n\nIf you're a long time Dismember fan then I really don't think there is anything for you to get disappointed about. In fact, on some levels, I think this album outdoes \"Where Ironcrosses Grow\". This aggressive and vicious approach to the album really stood out to me and definitely kept it spinning more than once in my world. I definitely recommend this, especially if you were more of a fan of what they were doing with \"Indecent & Obscene\" versus \"Death Metal\". If you were someone who preferred the latter, then you might not find this nearly as compelling of an album.","Product: The hauntingly prophetic classic novel set in a not-too-distant future where books are burned by a special task force of firemen. Guy Montag is a fireman. His job is to burn books, which are forbidden, being the source of all discord and unhappiness. Even so, Montag is unhappy; there is discord in his marriage. Are books hidden in his house? The Mechanical Hound of the Fire Department, armed with a lethal hypodermic, escorted by helicopters, is ready to track down those dissidents who defy society to preserve and read books. The classic novel of a post-literate future, 'Fahrenheit 451' stands alongside Orwell's '1984' and Huxley's 'Brave New World' as a prophetic account of Western civilization's enslavement by the media, drugs and conformity. Bradbury's powerful and poetic prose combines with uncanny insight into the potential of technology to create a novel which over fifty years from first publication, still has the power to dazzle and shock.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not the most well developed story, but an excellent philosophical motivator\n\nReview: I am a few years out of college and most people are shocked to find out that I have never read \"Fahrenheit 451.\" Given how much of an avid reader I am, it is rather shocking that I had never read this. I was never assigned this in High School, though in retrospect I would have rather read this than the books I read in High School, such as John Steinbeck novels, my arch nemesis. I was also shocked to see that as I'm writing this 79 people gave this book a rating of one star. Clearly these people do not know what is out there; this book is not that bad. Granted I have some misgivings about the book, but it brings up some excellent concepts and I can't help but feel these people lack the education level to go beyond what the book is about. Maybe I am simply thinking on this level because I am older and can no longer truly identify with the High School mentality, but I don't think I ever did. There is this factor and the fact that their reviews were quite poorly written for the most part, so they clearly lacked literary prowess and their reviews do not hold much weight.\n\nEither way you look at it this book is now considered quite the classic. It is usually lumped together with Orwell's \"1984\" and I do agree with others that \"1984\" was the better story. Orwell created a much more vibrant and tangible world, Bradbury on the other hand did not succeed nearly as well. I can't help but think that Bradbury likely had read \"1984\" and thought of a slightly different worldview and thus did not feel the need to flesh his ideas out nearly as much. Whatever was the motivation for this, it was not a great move. This book starts off fairly slowly and ends on a rather sour note making the reader want to know what happened after.\n\nEssentially the reader is thrust into a futuristic world where it is illegal to read or own books. Thus most of the population is borderline mentally challenged and gets most of its information through news blips on their television screens or these radio earbud things. (Strangely we have earbud headphones now that are quite popular.) During this technological advancement they also made houses fireproof and thus no longer needed firemen, but they eventually developed a new job for them... burning books. Guy Montag, a fireman, is our protagonist throughout the story and after meeting a young girl that sends his mind reeling he ends up unconsciously working against this perverted society. He starts to slowly figure out that his wife is essentially a zombie to this society and she doesn't have any substance to her person. The book focuses more on his emotional responses to learning all of these things, and thus in heightened emotional states he doesn't make very great decisions. Although, his Fire Chief, Beatty, is the main antagonist and pursues Montag after he figures out what is really going on with his employee. Beatty was probably one of my favorite characters because he was so eloquently spoken. Unfortunately Montag was no real match for such a man's intellect and there was never a real battle of wits between them. Eventually Montag's disgust for society grows to paramount levels and he naturally becomes the outlaw of the land. Naturally, I couldn't help but see the parallel to 1984's characters. A great fugitive chase takes place and his chased by a robot dog, which is pretty much the only major weak part of this futuristic world, mostly due to the fact it's a goofy idea. Anyway, Montag covers his scent, though I can't help but think this is unrealistic even for this novel knowing what I do about genetics, pheromones and computer systems. Technically a robot dog primarily used for its olfactory sense should be able to detect him no matter what, because on a molecular level you still emit your scent.\n\nI don't want to give too much away, but suffice to say the book eventually abruptly ends. I felt like it was rather lacking at this point because I wanted to know what happened afterwards. I can't really give away the ending of the book because there really wasn't an ending. Of which, I left a ton of stuff out here and never even explained what actually happened in full, so don't feel cheated out of the adventure of the book. Once you get into this book the middle section is great and moves along quite briskly, but it trails off eventually.\n\nThe book is important from a literary perspective because it really shows some of the major dangers in censorship. It even outlines things that are done now. How about the part of this book that points out that it all started off catering to the minorities... how often is that done today. We need to accommodate the small groups so that everyone is happy, it doesn't matter if it's wrong? This is happening more and more in the world today, like if a child has problems learning then it's not the parents fault, it's the schools fault, or it's some obscure genetic related fault, thus it is no the child's responsibility to learn anything anymore. How about making books abridged today to bolster a High Schoolers interest in getting to read a classic? Snip off a few words here, a few words there. Obviously they wouldn't find these books interesting so we have to dumb them down to their intellectual level. Naturally this will help progress society?\n\nThat's how it all starts, and then people start to wonder why they need the full text at all, why not a paragraph summary? Why not a single sentence? Bradbury spells it out plainly for us in this book that that is exactly what happened in his imagined future. How long before simplicity replaces completeness in our society? Now we learn today that blurbs mean everything and people get a major amount of information from quick blurbs to feed our fast paced society, so they just write clever headlines and people think they have the news. It's progressively happening more and more. People don't want to take the time to read, so they get Cliff Notes. They don't desire to comprehend on their own half the time, so they watch a movie about it where there is less internal struggle to see from the characters. People who think that the problems this novel portrays aren't happening today aren't living in the same world the rest of the intellectual community is living. Those people are living in Orwell's world, in Bradbury's world. And pretty soon they will be the ones making decisions for everyone else in this world when they are the ones who eventually come into power because they are the best at writing clever headlines for two bit readers.","Product: RPG based on the Aliens movie.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Aliens: Non-Adventure Game (or Let's Look at Tables)\n\nReview: I am still shaking my head in dismay at this travesty. Aliens is, by far, one of my all time favorite settings. I fully admit that. I have just about all the action figures from when I was a kid; I'll still buy figures in this particular series even now! I have all the video games, I have the collectible card game, I have all the comics, and I even have all the novels! So imagine my excitement when I found out a Role Playing Game was produced in this universe. I really enjoy tabletop RPG's quite a bit, so I was pretty excited to delve into this and maybe run some games with my gaming group. After reading this, that is definitely not going to happen.\n\nGranted this game came out in the early 90's, well before Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, and well before major stories in the comics took hold and pre-Alien 3. (This is early writing is also painfully obvious when you read about how they think internet shopping will be in the future. I got a chuckle out of that actually.) The fact it was pre-Alien 3 gave me a little hope for it, because that movie was a terrible follow-up to the action packed Aliens movie. I am disappointed in Leading Edge for producing a game like this and it kind of turned me off to trying to track down some other games they've produced as well. After reading this I'm not too surprised the company did not survive over the years, however, their miniatures line for the Terminator 2 and Aliens series are quite awesome. In that they certainly succeeded. Anyway, I should get into what I dislike about this.\n\nMaybe it's because I'm reading it way after the fact, but I simply hate their system. I don't actually need to play through a campaign to know it's not going to be fun, I've played enough RPG's in my day to understand game mechanics very well and I know what I do and don't find fun. Going into combat with this system is a grueling exercise. It is entirely based on tables. Tables are not a terrible thing, I mean I enjoy playing Warhammer 40k, but there is seriously a limit to how many tables you have to look at versus when you stop having fun. In certain combat scenarios, if you hit things just right, you could look at up to NINE tables to figure out what happened to your character. For a SINGLE combat sequence, which is only supposed to last a few seconds at most in game time! I'm sorry, but that just doesn't sound like a lot of fun. I understand they wanted to add a degree of realism into the system, but this is absurd. Part of the interest in gaming is that you can do things that you can't do in the real world! While the Aliens setting is incredibly realistic, all the table searching will have any player inundated with tables rather than actual game play.\n\nOne mechanic that they particular harp on is how \"this isn't like your other role playing games\", by that they mean they got rid of hit points. Hit Points are a pretty simplistic and fast paced process to judge damage. Instead this system has a couple different kinds of damage factors, but they both deal Physical Damage. You then have to check your physical damage to your Knockout Value. (This has a huge range and the examples tout numbers in the three thousand ranges!) Anyway, if you hit a specific value you have to then get medical treatment, which you have to cross reference with ANOTHER table to find out how long you can last without being healed. Naturally this is after cross referencing your Physical Damage table with your Damage Total table to see if you can be revived! All of this stuff is abbreviated too, so we have your PD, referenced with your DT, to see if you get an RR. Of course if you're trying to hit something everything goes against your SRM. Ugh... I'm already NOT having fun playing this game!\n\nAlright, so the combat system is an absolute travesty. Maybe the other content isn't so bad. That's not entirely true. It does have its good points, but it certainly doesn't outweigh the bad. For the record though, they do say that anything here should be modified by the GM, which is fine to say if you don't have to virtually overhaul their entire game system! For example, the treatment of Alien physiology in this is absolutely god awful in my opinion. Granted at the time the Adventure Game was written, they might not have had a lot of these details, but I seriously think some of them were quite implicit from the film. One of the most blatant errors is the part on Alien vision. Aliens don't have eyes. It's blatantly obvious they don't, I have no idea why they have this in the book and relate it to have a visual spectrum. They are not like the Predator! I also disagreed heavily with the concept that the Alien warriors also lay eggs. This is another aspect that I thought was pretty clear did not happen in the film. Finally, the other major issue I had with the Aliens was the face huggers can also implant embryos in dead bodies. That just seems plain counter intuitive to how an organism like this should work. The Chestburster only eats the dead flesh AFTER it comes out. It's supposed to grow inside a living host first! This was so disappointing. Luckily the Comics never used any of this tripe to move their stories along.\n\nOne thing I did like about this was the Marine character sheets. Despite all the table viewing, I thought the development and treatment of Marine characters was decently well done. It's basically one of the only things I'm not going to have to overhaul and rewrite if I want to competently play in the Aliens universe the way I believe it should be played! The book also feels very disorganized and disjointed sometimes. Like the table methods are so interrelated that it made the explanation on how to use them feel out of place. Like one chapter will discuss how a certain mechanic works, but it relates to this other thing a few chapters later and by the time you've gotten to that after reading three other chapters, you've already basically forgotten how to connect the two. They also try to grow the Aliens universe by introducing the whole ICC system of planets, which is very cool. I liked that a lot. However, they introduce these new insect like creatures on one planet called Harvesters. Are there any illustrations of these? Nope, we don't have illustrations, instead they went with movie screen shots, which are cool, but they're useless when trying to envision new creatures. They seem to keep touting these new encounters with the Harvesters over encounters with the Aliens... seriously; I bought this RPG to play against Aliens, not some other facsimile. I do agree that it's a good idea to introduce new material, but to use it in examples as much as they did was disappointing.\n\nIn the end I'm going to have to seriously rewrite this game in order to make it even remotely fun to play. The only salvageable aspect of this game is in chapter 8, when they give you ideas for campaigns to run. Some of the campaign suggestions are really great and are definitely something I could see my friends and me playing through. I just wish they had more detail for them, like a full module. A final thing that bothered me about this book is they kept making reference to another game they wrote called \"Phoenix Command\". They would reference this in case we wanted clarification on rules... seriously... the rules in this should be complete! I like the Aliens series so much that I just might rewrite most of this game! I'll probably borrow the Marine character sheets and development from this book, but seriously I'm putting hit points back in. This added \"realism\" they've included by referencing a bunch of tables is not fun. This will be a huge project for me, but I really think I can do it better and more competently.\n\nP.S. It IS worth getting if you're a collector like me though, I'll say that much."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Enter this futuristic science-fiction world of MechAssault and take control of your gigantic walking tank called a BattleMech. Choose from a dozen Mechs and lay waste to your enemies and everything around them. Gameplay environments are fully destructible. Every bridge, tower, bus or structure is fully destructible. Customize your Mech to destroy all who oppose you.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Giant Robots are awesome!\\n\\nReview: If you're a long time fan of Mechwarrior and were thrilled to see this title hit Xbox like I was, I think you were pleasantly surprised upon playing this! Now I'm not as die hard a follower of the Mechwarrior titles as some people and I've only played a few here and there including Mechcommander 2. I think some people who were really into the PC version of this game will be slightly disappointed in a few things. The control and views of the Mech are a little dumbed down for the users; I think this has more to do with controller limitations because there's no keyboard. The second major difference is you can only use in game stock Mechs during the campaign. You can't customize any of them unfortunately. However, if you can get over these changes I think you will still have fun with the game.\\n\\nI felt like Mechassault had a bit more of a cogent story line than some of the other Mechwarrior titles. In Mechassault you are playing the role of a member of the Wolf Dragoons and you've been commissioned to infiltrate a planet controlled by the Word of Blake. For some reason I never felt like I had this precise of a purpose in Mechwarrior game before. The campaign mode is pretty much a solo mission where you have to do everything on your own; unfortunately you don't get any help from another group of Dragoons, even though you hear about reports of them fighting in other parts of the planet. The new stock Mech designs are actually pretty cool along with some old favorites and I did like using most of them. The favorite Mech called the Atlas is available in this game as well, but I found myself using the Timberwolf a lot when I played this game through a second time. Although, I think I favored the MadCat IV my first time through and I outright hate the Summoner. You do get lots of Mechs to choose from so I'm sure any Mechwarrior can find their favored machine to use. Unfortunately there are a couple missions where you are forced to fight with a specific Mech, this is alright because it's only for like two missions worth.\\n\\nThe graphics and environment are quite awesome. The graphics are pretty comparable to the Mechwarrior IV game for the PC. While I have seen better graphics on other Xbox games, I felt these were decent enough for Mechassault. The environment you get to interact with is really awesome though. You can destroy anything to your hearts little desire. Even though you're trying to save the people of the planet from the Word of Blake faction... you can still destroy all their houses and cities in the process! One major downfall of this game is the saving function. There is no mid-mission save ability. If you do not complete the mission you fail and thus have to restart the mission. This is incredibly annoying if the mission is kind of long. This happened to me a couple times; I made it to the final part of the mission to essentially fight the boss Mech and was destroyed at the very last part. I had to restart the mission in order to get back to where I left off which took another hour of game play. While I'm not complaining about a game being challenging, I'm complaining that as a user I don't have save options which is really annoying not to have.\\n\\nOverall I think this game was quite a lot of fun with a better story line to follow as well. There are a few things I would change here and there, but they are technically minor over all. I've enjoyed Mechs and Battletech stuff ever since I was a little kid, being able to enjoy this on Xbox was a lot of fun for me. I have to spend a lot of time in front of a computer for my job, so being able to have this in a console format when I don't want to play a computer game was great fun!\",\n \"Product: Star Wars Battlefront II adds all-new space combat, playable Jedi characters, and never-before-seen environments straight out of Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith. Fans of the original Star Wars Battlefront will also enjoy an all-new single-player experience that takes players through an epic, story-based saga centering on Darth Vader's elite 501st Legion of Stormtroopers where every action the player takes impacts the battlefront and, ultimately, the fate of the Star Wars galaxy. The game features an all-new single-player experience that takes players through an epic, story-based saga where every action the player takes impacts the battlefront and, ultimately, the fate of the Star Wars galaxy. The sequel features improved flight control, complex space combat that allows players to board enemy capital ships and battle to take over flying command posts or sabotage the ship to be used against the other faction, increased total online player numbers, and memorable multiplayer encounters in 12 new locations. All-new classic trilogy locations including the Death Star interior, classic space battles and the fight aboard the Tantive IV, Princess Leia's blockade runner Online Play capable (monthly fee may be required)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Support the Rise of the Empire!\\n\\nReview: I was really hesitant to get this game after playing \\\"Battlefront I\\\". However, I got a good recommendation for it and praise that it was far superior to the first. That's pretty much exactly what I wanted to hear. \\\"Battlefront I\\\" is really cool in concept, but it was lacking a ton. Co-op was practically useless, too fast, and virtually no story. It was just boring! Luckily just about all these misgivings I had for \\\"Battlefront I\\\" were fixed in \\\"Battlefront II\\\".\\n\\nI'm personally more into co-op based games than the online multiplayer scenarios and when it came to purchasing \\\"Battlefront I\\\" I felt like they forgot about the fans that play co-op. Not so with \\\"Battlefront II\\\". My friend and I spent quite a long time playing through this games campaign setting. It was absolutely awesome! Not to mention quite challenging at times. Basically you play as part of an elite squad of Storm Troopers called the 501st. You go with them on their campaigns as the growing empire sends them out to squash dissidents. It starts off around where \\\"Episode III\\\" leaves off and brings you into parts of \\\"The Empire Strikes Back\\\". It's really interesting because you get to see where the empire started to make a decisive stranglehold on the various systems we're all familiar with. My favorite part was being able to participate in the battle at Hoth from \\\"The Empire Strikes Back\\\". Yes! You get to drive an AT-AT, one of my favorite weapons of the Empire! My only disappointment is that I could not fly a Star Destroyer... although I imagine that would be clunky and I would've crashed it into all kinds of things... like planets.\\n\\nAnyway, the missions are pretty fun to play. They're almost way too chaotic at times though. You have defined goals and points to conquer in each mission area and you have to complete all of them in order to move onto the next mission. So in mission one you could be asked to defend a location and they have a marker there for you to stand next to. When you succeed at that objective you get more orders to complete another task and so on until that particular mission/campaign is completed. In most cases you have a finite number of troops so if you keep dying and have to keep using bodies you will fail the mission. Once you get the hang of it, it's pretty fun. Usually at the start of any new area you're pretty confused until you map it out in your head what you're supposed to do and where you're supposed to go. One mission that was especially confusing was when you play the part in \\\"A New Hope\\\" as Darth Vader's storm troopers board Leia's ship. At the end you're supposed to find Leia, but there's no marker and enemies respawn infinitely, so my friend and I were insanely confused on that level for a little while. It was really fun to play as Darth Vader though. Anyway, aside from intense amounts of chaos it was really fun and the maps you get to explore are huge!\\n\\nNow judging by my rating you can see there were some things that I didn't like about the game. The chaotic factor in the battles can get to you after a while, but I think that's a pretty realistic feature, so my gripe really isn't with that. The worst part of this was the space battles. Luckily it gives you the option to skip these, but I would have preferred not to, honestly. The space battles are simply the most confusing thing I've ever come across! They're absolutely insane and I found the ships fairly hard to control. I could rarely figure out where I was going half the time. Maybe I just have a natural aversion to flight simulator styled games, but I was very lost on these. For another perspective, my friend who actually does like flying games hated this part of the game too. He also got lost and incredibly confused, so I guess it doesn't work like other games of this nature. Other than that the only things I wish I had access to were more character options and more access to force powers when playing a Jedi. They do give you some options to play as different storm troopers, but I think it would've been cool to have the option to play as various aliens and so forth. Maybe the game was already too big with what little they had so they had to limit it.\\n\\nAnyway, as you can see this is far superior to \\\"Battlefront I\\\". If you're thinking about getting a Star Wars game like this, definitely get this one. You won't be disappointed and if there are parts of the campaign you don't want to do the game allows you to skip them without it hindering your ability to complete the full campaign sequence. Of course if you skip it you don't get to see the story or cinematic sequences for that level. This is also really fun because you play entirely from the Dark Side! If you really liked that part of Star Wars you'll love this. All hail the Empire!\\n\\nOverall Rating: 3.3 out of 5\",\n \"Product: The legendary arcade classic Gauntlet is reborn with a new vision, story and gameplay in Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows. Seeking to undo the past, a powerful emperor is lost in his own dreams and nightmares. After being imprisoned by him for two centuries, four immortal heroes set out to undo their tormentor's lifetime of regrets. In the process, they must deal with the consequences of their own actions and watch as the world shakes apart around them. Seven Sorrows is the fusion of fantasy fighting action with the strategy and fascination of user friendly RPG elements, challenging gamers in solo play, co-op and a thriving online community. Junction Skills. Featuring avant-garde Junction Skills, players can band together to use their skills and abilities to unleash a number of devastating attacks upon their unsuspecting enemies. Amazing Graphics. A cutting edge rendering process brings the gorgeous character models, breath taking environments and animations to life\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Potentially awesome... but ultimately a sad follow-up\\n\\nReview: At first glance this game looks like quite an improvement on Gauntlet: Dark Legacy. Alas, it really is not in the grand scheme of things. I picked this up because of the cooperative multiplayer and the fact that it seemed to be a pretty interesting role playing game. In order to properly review this game I first had to go back and play \\\"Dark Legacy\\\" to see what the difference was. Boy, are there some huge ones. Some go in the right direction, but some are just horrible.\\n\\nOne benefit I will point out is that the graphics were improved upon immensely. They're heavily detailed and actually use the Xbox graphic abilities the way it's supposed to be used. You don't have that major overhead view anymore and it's more like playing a Tomb Raider third person view. However, despite all this grand improvement, the camera is still fixed! Why they improved the graphics on a grand scale and didn't make a rotating camera is anyone's guess. \\\"Here's this grand lush world to look at... but you can only see it from one camera view, sorry.\\\" Great, thanks. Overall it was one of the dumbest things they could have done. They also dropped the whole \\\"everyone has long ranged attack\\\" type of combat and actually had their melee characters fight like regular melee characters. Sure they can get special abilities/magic to give them a more long distance attack, but they're not on the same level as the sorcerer. Along with this added melee attack feature you can do some pretty awesome combo's and basically every character has this option, though naturally the sorcerer's melee attacks won't be of the same strength as the Valkyrie. I thought these were some pretty cool additions to the game. Oh and they also fixed that pesky walking problem like I mentioned in my \\\"Dark Legacy\\\" review, your characters no longer trip over each other when they walk next to each other.\\n\\nSome of the things they kept the same were the way the enemies spawn. They come from those strange spawning gates and constantly keep being created until you destroy their spawn point. This is pretty awesome if you want to sit down and just kill a bunch of stuff to try and level up your characters faster. The cast of characters is mostly the same, but they really did cut a lot out of this game. Leveling up is loosely the same, only I think it's based on kills now, not hits and you can't buy any nifty items from a \\\"store\\\". There are no unlockable characters like we had in the previous game, and that's one of the things that made that game kind of fun. I guess this leads me into the negatives.\\n\\nThe absolute worst part about this game is that it took my friends and I only four hours to beat this thing. Frankly, this just isn't worth the money! FOUR hours. Seriously, \\\"Dark Legacy\\\" took a long time to beat and the follow-up takes only four? Despite the faults of \\\"Dark Legacy\\\" it's a heck of a lot better than this given the four hour playtime. It's like they spent all their time making graphical improvements and then spent twenty minutes throwing together some lame story line. Yes, the story line for this one is even lamer than \\\"Dark Legacy\\\". At least \\\"Dark Legacy\\\" was overly clich, but this is about some emperor who took over the land and committed great evil. Now he feels remorseful and the seven creatures he put in charge of the land need to be destroyed. That would kind of be cool, but they do look kind of lame and non-threatening. I don't know, the real problem is this game starts out and you think it's kind of fun regardless of the silly story. Then you get to the end in such a short time, with no major revelation, that you just feel you wasted your time. I would've rather they designed the standard overhead modeling for the graphics and just wrote a game with a length that didn't make me feel ripped off.\\n\\nCombined with the non-rotating camera and the ridiculously short length of the game, I just can't give this my hearty endorsement. There are far superior games out there and this definitely doesn't live up to the spirit of Gauntlet, from what I can tell. Even the maps are more confusing this time around. There's no crystals you need to find to unlock areas, there are no secret areas to get into. There are just the seven sorrows and then you're done. It's practically less than a single area from \\\"Dark Legacy\\\", what a wasted follow-up. The game is fun in it's own right, but there just should've been more.\",\n \"Product: Bullet Witch is set on a bleak Earth, in the year 2013. The human race is almost extinct as hideous demons and monsters dominate the planet. It's been decided that only a combination of ancient and modern combat can beat the se creatures. Alicia is a highly-trained soldier who also know ancient magic. The fate of the human race is in her hands, as she ventures into the world of monsters and fights them with her mix of magical arts and military equipment. Manage Alicia's health & magic meters to avoid running out of ammo or power -- be strategic & play it safe, or the world dies with her.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: An average time killer\\n\\nReview: I seriously picked this game up on a complete whim. The games concept, to me, was hilarious, at best, and this game would either be very sad or mediocre, again, at best. I will admit I was mildly drawn in by the main characters looks and costume; I was actually looking forward to battling my way through hordes of enemies with her, much like I did with Blood Rayne. On that note, I think users can expect a bit of influence from the Blood Rayne concept that has seen a good amount of success.\\n\\nYou play as Alicia, who is a scantily clad witch that also happens to walk around in stiletto heals and carry an oversized gun. I really don't understand this penchant with oversized weapons like we see in Final Fantasy, for example. They're just unwieldy and no one could logically use these things. I realize the developers want it to look like her \\\"broom\\\", but that's just kind of goofy. Ah well, either way she is definitely the best developed character in this game and basically the best scripted during the video sequences. You end up learning about her history as the game goes on, but when it starts you're in a small suburban town on the outside of New York City and it's being attacked by these undead looking creatures. Apparently demons are attacking the world and when the army was sent in they were possessed or something, because there are vast amounts of soldier demons. However, Alicia certainly isn't defenseless for she has magical powers and a gun rod at her disposal. Basically you fight your way through the stages, meet up with some other human defenders, and learn more about the story behind why the demons are attacking.\\n\\nYeah, it's a pretty basic game, but it was decently fun while it lasted. There are some really cool things you can do in this game, but there are some major hang ups as well. Character control was pretty decent, I really like the fact that Alicia can jump really high in the air. She manages to execute some really intense jumps; similar to what we saw on Blood Rayne, but it naturally makes me wonder how she lands in those high heels... Anyway, the user view feels a little weird because you're basically always focusing off to the right and even more so when you use the zoom function. The zoom function is hugely necessary, but it has some serious problems too. Such as if you're trying to hide or have some sort of cover and there's something behind you don't expect to be looking at the enemy you're aiming at... yeah the camera doesn't compensate for objects behind you so you see the inside of them. This is even more frustrating with some of the human defenders that follow you from time to time, they constantly step in front of you while you're trying to aim at something or stand RIGHT in the way blocking the camera. They seriously need to adjust some parts of the AI for this game, because it's pretty twitchy. Like the game should know I'm trying to zoom because the view is so limiting so get those extras out of the way! I was pretty glad when they were eventually killed off half the time. The same goes for the enemy AI. A lot of times you're in a situation where you need to completely kill all the enemies in the area before you can progress only to find out there's some random soldier demon too stupid to realize he's walking into a box.\\n\\nThe world you're put in is very lush and well developed. I would put it on par with Half Life 2 even, in terms of quality. However, it's much less interactive. I really wanted to be able to go into houses and explore many different areas. You really don't get to do any of that with Bullet Witch, unfortunately. The world and levels is actually surprisingly large and there are a lot of places your character can go, this is especially good in a city setting because you get to explore a lot of cool alley ways. However, Bullet Witch left out some very important things for maps this large. Basically, there is no map function. I have basically no idea where I'm going or what my position is and when you're in the forest it's sometimes hard to tell if you've gotten turned around until you find that tank you blew up. It looks like the developers learned from Halo only half the time, a Nav point does show up from time to time to help you out, but it's quite a rarity. With levels this long and large where there is a lot of walking, and you have no map, a Nav point is almost essential to your success without wandering around for an hour like I did in some cases. Don't get me wrong, I like to explore the game; I just don't like it when it's forced on me.\\n\\nAnother part that was really cool about this game was that it has a degree of Role Playing feature in the fact that you get points and you can upgrade your weapon and magic abilities. I thought this was a great feature and I'm really glad they included it so I could choose what I wanted. These options and the different feel of guns or magic that you could use was probably the best part of the game. My favorite magic weapons were the \\\"rose spear\\\" and \\\"lightning\\\". Lightning was absolutely essential for this game when you came across tanks or large enemies. Meteor Shower was awesome in concept, but somewhat impractical because it caused so much destruction. However, the destruction it wreaks is quite awesome. The one problem with the magic is that you have to go through a menu of sorts to pick out what you want to use. However, the game isn't paused while you choose your spell, things just keep going. The most annoying aspect was when you use a big spell like Lightning or Meteor Shower it goes to a cut cinematic every time when you summon the power. Again the enemies don't pause they keep shooting at you and they keep moving, I realize that's more realistic, but it's not useful in a game. This is immensely frustrating with Lightning because after the cut sequence you then have to aim where you want to fire the lightning and the enemy you want to shoot may have moved by then and is now out of range!\\n\\nOverall this game had its good moments and its bad moments. The story wasn't anything spectacular and the script during the cinematic sequences was pretty terrible at times. Like the guy playing the male love interest (which I don't know why that's even in this game) he has the worst lines. To the point where he just sounds stupid and annoying! Regardless the graphics during the videos was great and rather akin to Final Fantasy's \\\"The Spirits Within\\\" movie. As a gamer I wouldn't expect a huge amount out of this game. It can be frustrating and challenging at times (especially that lengthy final boss battle), but I think the degree of fun I got out of it outweighed those poorer moments. The length is pretty decent and took maybe ten plus hours on easy, granted a lot of that is because I got lost in some areas for a while. Either way, I'd recommend this if you're really itching to play a game of this style. The closing scene kind of left it open for a possible sequel, I can only hope they improve upon some of the parts that made this game annoying, because it certainly has the potential to be quite good.\",\n \"Product: The galaxy is trapped in an endless cycle of extinction. Every 50,000 years, an ancient machine race invades the galaxy. With ruthless efficiency, the machines wipe out all advanced organic civilization. They leave behind only the scattered ruins of technology, destroying all evidence of their own existence.Few believe this ancient legend. You, however, know it to be true. The fight to stop this extinction event has become the most important mission in the galaxy.\\\"You must act without remorse, without hesitation, and outside the limits of the law.\\\"It is your mission. As Commander Shepard of the SS Normandy, you will take your elite recon squad across a galaxy in turmoil, in a desperate race to stop the return of an enemy without mercy. To stop this enemy, you must act without remorse, without hesitation, and outside the limits of the law. Your only imperative is to preserve the safety of civilized life in the galaxy - at any cost. You must become the tip of the spear of humanity, for you alone know the full extent of what is at stake if you should fail.Science-fiction Role-playing: PerfectedMass Effect allows you to create your own customizable version of Commander Shepard (or jump in and use the pre-created character) and plunge yourself into the center of an epic science-fiction story. Choose your squad-mates, your weapons, skills and abilities, and customize your vehicles, armor and appearance - you are in complete control over your experience.In the course of your mission to stop the machine invasion, you may choose to follow the path of the soldier, the tech-specialist, or the biotics-specialisteach of which brings an arsenal of unique yet equally powerful abilities to use against the enemy. Wield a multitude of weapon types with precision accuracyutilize your technical skill to turn enemy war machines against their creatorsor unleash the full power of Dark Energy against your foe with devastating effects. CAN ONLY BE EXCHANGED FOR SAME ITEM IF DEFECTIVE\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Take from: Mass Effect: Limited Edition\\n\\nReview: I will simply say this game is awesome! It's intensly epic and if you're a fan of the RPG format, this is a must play. There are naturally some comparisons being made to the two Knights of the Old Republic video games. I think these comparisons are very appropriate because the general game design is a fairly similar, though I'm sure many Star Wars fans are disappointed to not see laser swords in this game. Anyway, both games are very epic in scale, however, I think Mass Effect improved and built on from some areas.\\n\\nNow anyone who plays RPG styled games HAS to realize that the screen view offers quite a bit design limitations. For example you're not going to have super high-detailed characters that look life-like all the time, though Mass Effect does a damn good job. People have to remember you're not seeing things through a first person view, so those who complain that it's not as \\\"detailed\\\" need to get over themselves, I grew up with Diablo, which I still think has a pretty good design. The screen interface to me is one of the most important, however, Mass Effect is a little hard to figure out at first. Such as when you want to change weapons quickly or use your special abilities. After having gone through the game, I realize now that it is by far the absolutely most logical control development for the user to interface with the screen.\\n\\nEverything is in 3rd person view so the user is sitting sort of \\\"far away\\\" in perspective, aside from video sequences of course. Despite this, I think the graphic design is very well done. I see people complain about things not being \\\"Next Gen\\\" on a Next Gen console, seriously, what do these people expect to see? Graphic design wise Mass Effect is probably comparable to Half Life 2, and really, is that such a bad thing? I'd rather have developers spend their time developing a really epic game with an awesome story line than spend all their time amping up the graphics to the point where systems can't process all the detail so they have to shorten the game to compensate for data overflow. Which, is something I will complain about in Halo 3, because it was far too short, despite how beautifully designed the game was.\\n\\nAnother thing that was really interesting was the weapon designs. You get new weapons as the game goes on, but they're energy based weapons so you have unlimited ammo. I thought this was a really interesting way to treat the weapons, granted I enjoyed the unlimited ammo because running out of ammo in a game really sucks. You basically have access to all the weapons from the start of the game, but you have to put points into being trained on them to actually get good at using them. If you don't have access to build up points for the Sniper Rifle your character will always be really bad at using that weapon, but each character has the ability to build up at least one of the options!\\n\\nThe real part to focus on in Mass Effect is the highly original world and engrossing story line! You're thrust into a future universe of humanity where we have contact with other alien cultures and we are trying to work our way into the politics of the situation. I would say the story line is somewhat influenced by Carl Sagan's \\\"Contact\\\" because it starts with teh discovery of something called a Mass Relay, which can send vehicles far into distant reaches very quickly... yeah, kind of like \\\"Contact, but this takes place long after that initial contact. I found the story-line very intelligent and very well thought out, to the point where it's believable in that situation. I haven't played through that many excellent Science Fiction RPG's, but this is probably my favorite as much as I liked Knights of the Old Republic. The story line does have a serious shock ending that I really didn't predict in the least, whereas I found Knights of the Old Republic II's story line slightly predictable.\\n\\nMass Effect really shines in my book. I was one of the lucky few to pick up the Limited Edition version and it comes with a bonus disc, which I haven't watched yet, but I will add to this review when I see it. It also comes with an added booklet with extra information about the historical time-line, which I thought was a really cool game addition.\\n\\nAs anyone can see, this game is VERY highly rated by users and I personally have no complaints about this game whatsoever. I found it to be challenging and intriguing. I don't have a lot of time to play games and this thing kept me occupied for two months (I do spend most of my day at work and only can play like an hour or two a night). Most games I can beat pretty quickly, but the grand scale took me as long as Knights of the Old Republic. Seriously, get this game!\",\n \"Product: As a passenger of Oceanic flight 815, you survived the crash and find yourself on an uncharted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. As you begin to unravel mysteries of the island, you begin to discover secrets of your own. You will have to understand your past mistakes in order to survive and find your way home.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Only an average game overall\\n\\nReview: I'm a pretty big fan of Lost and normally I don't play games that are based on movies or television. Why? Because they usually end up being terrible and really can't capture the essence of the show. This game appears to be no exception to that rule. I should've known based on the novels written outside the series, which also weren't all that great. One thing I will say though, this game is better than those novels. Maybe once the full mythos is revealed and the spin off literature can use the full breadth of Lost, then it will be excellent. Until that happens... I fear we are doomed to mediocre stories based on Lost that can't reveal anything very new to us.\\n\\nThat being said one of the main reasons I did not like this game very much is the game play in general. I feel like the controls were a little clunky and the environments can be somewhat hard to navigate. Though this is the whole point when you go out in the jungle, and for that it's okay. As an example, though, whenever you go into the Banyan trees to escape the smoke monster you emerge facing toward the camera so pressing forward brings you back into the trees. In a section where escape and time are important this is ridiculous. The missions where you have to run to escape something are more frustrating than fun. It's very difficult, at times, to see what it is you need to jump over. So this kind of functionality wasn't winning any points from the video game perspective.\\n\\nAnother point of contention was the voice actors. Locke sounded completely different, which is kind of annoying. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but if you're going to make an official game I like the original people involved. That probably costs too much though, and this is yet another reason I tend to stay away from these off shoot games.\\n\\nAs far as the level design goes it's actually not too bad. Ubisoft is big with things like Myst, so I would expect them to be able to capture an environment competently. On this point the game scores pretty well with me. I love exploring the various stations like the Pearl and the Flame. I loved being responsible to push the buttons and seeing the maps. I loved that I could explore much more of the Flame than we get to see in the show. All of this was great and I enjoyed doing it. Going to the Dark Territory and going through the slaver ship was awesome as well. If you get that out of the game it's quite fun.\\n\\nHere's where it sort of fell apart. The story line. The story line is just okay, in my opinion. I think it breaks some Lost rules and brings up events that are too specific that they wouldn't be known in the show, such as your character saving Jack and Kate. It's a bit too significant for it to never be brought up. You basically play as someone who has lost their memory and upon waking up on the island after the plane crash you can't remember who you are. The pace is almost way too fast, Jack appears to distrust you for no apparent reason for most of your time in the group. Aside from going into the jungle when he told no one to go there, which in the show is a really minor offense for Jack, it seems to ruin his entire perception of you. I guess I don't get it, while the characters were a bit close, they don't seem to be close enough to the show. Their actions and motivations seem a bit odd to me.\\n\\nIn the end, if you're a die hard Lost fan then you will enjoy some aspect of this game. I loved exploring the island and doing things in the various stations. I did not like some of the controls from a gamer's perspective. So there's a little give and take with this game, which is why I think it's only an average game at best.\",\n \"Product: As a passenger of Oceanic flight 815, you survived the crash and find yourself on an uncharted island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. As you begin to unravel mysteries of the island, you begin to discover secrets of your own. You will have to understand your past mistakes in order to survive and find your way home.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Only an average game overall\\n\\nReview: I'm a pretty big fan of Lost and normally I don't play games that are based on movies or television. Why? Because they usually end up being terrible and really can't capture the essence of the show. This game appears to be no exception to that rule. I should've known based on the novels written outside the series, which also weren't all that great. One thing I will say though, this game is better than those novels. Maybe once the full mythos is revealed and the spin off literature can use the full breadth of Lost, then it will be excellent. Until that happens... I fear we are doomed to mediocre stories based on Lost that can't reveal anything very new to us.\\n\\nThat being said one of the main reasons I did not like this game very much is the game play in general. I feel like the controls were a little clunky and the environments can be somewhat hard to navigate. Though this is the whole point when you go out in the jungle, and for that it's okay. As an example, though, whenever you go into the Banyan trees to escape the smoke monster you emerge facing toward the camera so pressing forward brings you back into the trees. In a section where escape and time are important this is ridiculous. The missions where you have to run to escape something are more frustrating than fun. It's very difficult, at times, to see what it is you need to jump over. So this kind of functionality wasn't winning any points from the video game perspective.\\n\\nAnother point of contention was the voice actors. Locke sounded completely different, which is kind of annoying. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but if you're going to make an official game I like the original people involved. That probably costs too much though, and this is yet another reason I tend to stay away from these off shoot games.\\n\\nAs far as the level design goes it's actually not too bad. Ubisoft is big with things like Myst, so I would expect them to be able to capture an environment competently. On this point the game scores pretty well with me. I love exploring the various stations like the Pearl and the Flame. I loved being responsible to push the buttons and seeing the maps. I loved that I could explore much more of the Flame than we get to see in the show. All of this was great and I enjoyed doing it. Going to the Dark Territory and going through the slaver ship was awesome as well. If you get that out of the game it's quite fun.\\n\\nHere's where it sort of fell apart. The story line. The story line is just okay, in my opinion. I think it breaks some Lost rules and brings up events that are too specific that they wouldn't be known in the show, such as your character saving Jack and Kate. It's a bit too significant for it to never be brought up. You basically play as someone who has lost their memory and upon waking up on the island after the plane crash you can't remember who you are. The pace is almost way too fast, Jack appears to distrust you for no apparent reason for most of your time in the group. Aside from going into the jungle when he told no one to go there, which in the show is a really minor offense for Jack, it seems to ruin his entire perception of you. I guess I don't get it, while the characters were a bit close, they don't seem to be close enough to the show. Their actions and motivations seem a bit odd to me.\\n\\nIn the end, if you're a die hard Lost fan then you will enjoy some aspect of this game. I loved exploring the island and doing things in the various stations. I did not like some of the controls from a gamer's perspective. So there's a little give and take with this game, which is why I think it's only an average game at best.\",\n \"Product: Maintaining law and society order is veteran Headhunter Jack Wade and rebellious street kid Leeza X. Whether solving crime in the glittering metropolis 'Above' or stalking criminal masterminds of the shadowy underworld 'Below', they are led into the greatest danger of their lives and must overcome something much more sinister than a simple human threat...each must face their darkest fears. Together they must redeem a world facing chaos!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the worst combat systems\\n\\nReview: I rarely ever review games I haven't played through to completion. Even if I think the game isn't that fun, I still try to stick with it to give a full comprehensive review. This game, however, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. As my title suggests, the main reason I couldn't do it was the combat system.\\n\\nWhen I first loaded the game I thought the opening sequence took far too long. I was afraid this game was going to be trying way too hard to be cinematic. Sometimes this works out well, but other times it's just overdone. I feel like \\\"Headhunter: Redemption\\\" is overdone. When I was first playing around with the controls I thought you could do some pretty cool stuff with your character. When I first used the combat system I didn't think it would be that much of a detriment. Then I went into live combat...\\n\\nBasically the aiming reticule moves around like your hands are shaking uncontrollably. Even when your character is standing still it does this. Now, I've fired guns in real life, I can hold my hand far more still than this game. You spend most of your time aiming all over the place waiting for the \\\"auto aim\\\" to lock onto the target. If you're moving this is ten times more difficult. And yes, you have to use this functionality because you have to hold down the trigger to go into the aiming mode then hit \\\"A\\\" if you want to actually fire the gun. It's stupid and I hate it.\\n\\nA way to balance the dysfunctional combat would be to have health packs all over the place or make your character invincible to enemy bullets. Neither of these is true and the latter is usually absurd in a video game as standard functionality. There are health packs, but they don't work the same way in other games. They're more like medkits that you pick up and then you have to \\\"equip\\\" them in a totally different screen. So, if you're in a major fire fight there's nothing you can really do about it, but die. There's no health you will run over and it will automatically heal you, you have to stop and go into that other screen. Granted the game pauses when you do this, but it disrupts the combat elements so much that getting back into it could be a death sentence in the long run.\\n\\nI've never played the first game, but if it's like this I don't want to. The story line is based in the future and you're trying to help the \\\"authority\\\" in that universe control the criminal underground. I think it wants to sort of be a \\\"secret agent\\\" type of game, but it just wasn't fun at all. You go in and investigate security breeches and what not, but once the combat starts the fun ends. I think this could've been a decent game.\",\n \"Product: Trapped in a dark and unwelcoming world awaiting your purification you must fight your way through over 50 species of Hells wildest incarnations as you attempt to stop the imminent unholy war.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Another game where you fight your way through Hell\\n\\nReview: I picked this up because I usually enjoy first person shooter games. I didn't think this would top my favorite games like, Half Life, Marathon, or Halo, but I figured it had potential for being time well spent. I was fairly right, but this version for the Xbox can be a little twitchy at times. I'll give a basic overview first then go over what glitches I came across.\\n\\nFirst off, let me say that if you are a Doom/Doom II fan, then you will absolutely enjoy playing this game. That game's basic formula is followed almost to a T, but without it starting out on Mars. You play as Daniel Gardner, a man who died in a tragic accident, with wife Catherine. Anyway, she went to Heaven and he ended up going someplace else. It's not exactly Hell, but it's a terrifying place between the two realms, I'll say Purgatory for now. It's a plane of existence where both angels and demons can walk and basically Lucifer is planning on mounting a major army to storm Heaven. Naturally \\\"God\\\" doesn't want this to happen, so you meet with an emissary of \\\"God\\\" and he tells you that you can see your wife again if you take out the four generals that Hell has maneuvered into place for the assault. (Obvious boss battles coming up, I know). Anyway, this emissaries name is Sammael, something I found very interesting. When you read about demonology or angelology you will find that Sammael's name is not associated with the Angelic host... he's in fact a demon, a very high ranking one actually. I don't know if this is foreshadowing by the developers, or if they looked through a book that showed him as being in the heavenly host, either way I know for a fact Sammael's name has been heavily demonized since the onset of that monotheistic religion. Anyway, Daniel takes the offer to run through this Purgatory styled place and kill the four generals. Overall the storyline is a little weak and you end up running into Eve in your travels and she helps you navigate your way through the land. The cinematic sequences that tell you all this are kind of poor from my perspective. Honestly they should have used the game engine to deal with the cinematics, instead they used some sort of 3D animation that rendered the characters super smooth and fake looking. I'm not sure why they decided to go with this, ah well, it wasn't horrible at least.\\n\\nSo now that you have your orders it's up to you to stop them and fight through five levels of, what I would say is an absolute killing spree. If you like fighting lots of monsters this game is definitely for you. The game is split up into five levels with five chapters in each level. I have to admit that I loved the maps and level design. I thought they were by far the best part of the game. The levels are usually pretty huge, unfortunately there are some areas that I got lost, but that's for another reason. Anyway, if you like those games where you get to search around for stuff you'll like this game as well. In each level there are secret areas and holy artifacts for you to find. I didn't really sit down and try to find everything, but I stumbled upon a few here and there. If you're up for a serious challenge then you'll love searching for all these items. Most people will be more focused on killing all the monsters though. You do fight hordes of enemies and the monster designs were pretty cool. In one sequence you end up fighting against Templar knights and then in another you're in a World War I scenario. As you can see you meet all kinds of characters on your travels through Purgatory and Hell. I did like the weapons you get to use, but one thing I didn't like was that scrolling through the weapons was kind of annoying. I suppose they were trying to solve the problem of using it on the Xbox, so you just use the D-pad, but you can only queue up two weapons at a time, as well as the standard Painkiller weapon which is always equipped. Last time I checked there were four buttons to choose from and this only accounts for three. I would have much preferred to be able to choose through four different weapons than just three.\\n\\nI guess this leads me to the section where I should complain about what I didn't like. One thing that was really frustrating was that in order to get on to the next section you basically have to kill all the enemies. Sounds like no problem right? Wrong, sometimes what will happen is an enemy is in some obscure location. Frequently this is on a roof very far from your current location. I know that sounds clever and makes the game more challenging, but after a while it really did get annoying, especially during level four when it kept being the way to move on to the next section. Not to mention, sometimes there are guys in windows and the windows aren't very big so it's really hard to see. Now I don't know how it is for the PC version, but the Xbox version lagged a little bit in places (though I suspect this would be more about what kind of PC specs you have). The worst part was when your direction arrow stops moving. At this point I have no idea where to go sometimes, because the maps are so huge. I'm very glad they included that compass like thing in the HUD to help you navigate where to go next, but when it doesn't work you just end up running around aimlessly after you've killed everyone.\\n\\nOverall I thought this game was quite fun. It would've been way better with a much more solid story line, but in the end I didn't feel like I was wasting my time or anything playing this game. Some of the boss battles can get kind of confusing at first, but most people should be able to figure them out (hint: most bosses don't die just by shooting them). One thing people should note is that this game IS different from the PC version. Not in a huge way, but Chapter five has distinctly different chapters. Such as there's an Orphanage chapter and that's not in the PC. I found this out when I was horribly lost someplace and looked for FAQ's online. (I did physically beat the game eventually though.) This just means I'm going to probably go out and get the PC version to see what's different and what I like more. Being the avid PC gamer I am, I suspect I'll like the PC version more. The game ends on a sort of cliffhanger note where you just know there will be a follow-up game. This closing cinematic was by far the best in the whole game. The level designs are wonderful and fun, but overall I don't see this particular gaming franchise being huge in the future, it certainly can't compete with the already classic Doom or what Half Life 2 is doing at the moment. So if you're bored and itching to play a decent, but different, first person shooter I would say give this one a whirl for a while.\",\n \"Product: Join leading scientists as they turn up clues to the origin and evolution of the universe, as this lavishly-filmed program explores today's most exciting and far-reaching theories. Among these fascinating investigations is the theory that the universe could have appeared spontaneously out of a perfect vacuum. Spectacular special effects and animation dramatize the birth of the universe. Nobel Prize winner Carlo Rubbia, Murray Gell-Man and world-famous physicist Stephen Hawking explain their complex theories in easy-to-follow terms.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An Older, but Decent Documentary\\n\\nReview: For 1985, I'm sure this documentary was pretty well done. However, now that I'm reviewing this in 2008, I kind of expect a little more from documentaries. I know that sounds somewhat unfair, but bear with me and let me explain. I really love Cosmology; I find it to be an utterly fascinating subject. I've read books by some of the people interviewed on here, namely Stephen Hawking. However, I can't help but find this to be a fairly dry documentary. It doesn't feel like it's geared towards the general public, but more for people at the college level in some field of science. This was done both in a good and bad way in my opinion.\\n\\nFirst off it was really cool to visit many locations and science facilities as we journey with Timothy Ferris around the world. He takes us inside particle accelerators and to different observatories to help us see what scientists are working on in these fields at that time. This is a great documentary from a historical perspective and it's very timeless in that nature. I thought seeing Ferris sit down at some of those ancient computers was quite humorous. I do think the information held within was interesting, but there's just something about the way it's presented that was a bit too dry. This would be an alright form if the documentary was shorter, but then you'd be hard pressed to fit all of the information in there!\\n\\nSome sections of this are also overly technical. It says it's something for the \\\"whole family\\\", but unless your whole family understands a little bit about particle physics you might find this a little tough to follow. When he goes over the strong and weak nuclear forces and how Z or X particles relate, it gets kind of convoluted. I realize that this is pretty much the most basic explanation you'll get for anything on particles or quantum physics, but still it's kind of tough to follow and then retain that for the full story on the creation of the universe. And this is coming from someone who gets the general concept behind how particle physics works. I'm not saying you need a PhD to really understand this documentary, but I think things are explained a little TOO fast, so if you're looking for a basic overview for a high school class or anything on that level you really should rethink that. Or at the very least view this well beforehand and even then I would only recommend showing this to Advanced Placement students outside of the college venue. If you want something a little more basic that gives a great general overview then I highly recommend \\\"Hyperspace\\\". This is great introductory material and it has stunning graphics to accompany all the explanations. You don't get to see the real scientific facilities, but students will walk away being mystified by scientific concepts. \\\"The Creation of the Universe\\\" is great for students who want to see the actual facilities and see how things are actually being done in reality. \\\"Hyperspace\\\" is great if you want to teach concepts and want to wow the viewer, but again, it's very basic.\\n\\nThe one other problem with this documentary is the interview sequence. I can't express enough how much respect I have for Hawking, his research, and his discoveries! But he's given a lot more talking time than he should in this documentary. I realize the disease he has is a tragedy, but this is prior to when he had a computer that could talk for him. In this documentary he has a student that can understand him translate for him. Unfortunately this goes back and forth like any interpretation method, so Hawking speaks, the audience doesn't understand a word of it then the translator speaks. However, this is not a good method to convey that brilliant man's ideas. He doesn't speak in full sentences, so it's not like a normal linguistics interpretation and the sentence structure sometimes feels like it's lost, especially when the translator has to have him repeat once in a while. Its one thing to show it once, but this happens a couple times on this documentary. He's a brilliant mind, and he should get credit for his research, but if you're trying to convey those ideas to an audience, I felt they were simply lost in translation. It felt more like they had him on there for the sake of filming him. However, this documentary seems to be heavily based on the reality of the situation science is in and we get that feeling with other interviews, like with Wheeler and Hawking. I just felt at the end of the interviews with Hawking that they were more of a detriment than a help.\\n\\nAt the end Ferris goes over some religious analogies and talks about historical scientists that were all religious. He relates the worldview of monotheism to the scientific concept of a grand unified theory. I'm sure Ferris is very sincere in his presentation of this, but I felt like he was playing too much to apologetics at this point. Granted the creation concept is a hot topic in any religious belief, but it just felt so out of place at the end. I realize many Christian viewers will enjoy this, since he does play a focus on that, but he does point out that science is rather impartial and it doesn't matter if you're agnostic, atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, or whatever to do good science. But I just didn't fully get where he was going with this section of the argument. It just felt like it was a time filler to play apologetics for whatever religion doesn't fit into the scientific view of the Big Bang.\\n\\nOverall this is incredibly well researched. It gives you a lot of information about what scientists have worked on, but mainly sticks with things that are between Einstein and the 1980's. So don't expect a major history lesson, though there is a little bit of historical reference thrown in for good measure, such as Galileo inventing the telescope and going on location to see where it was used by him. I don't think this documentary will interest many people unless you really have an interest in particle physics. They spend a huge amount of time on that, the first few seconds of the big bang and what particles were doing then. It's filled with cheesy 1980's computer graphics, but you should expect that. So remember, if you want to wow students and have something basic, go for \\\"Hyperspace\\\" and if you want something more intermediate that focuses on realistic scientific research get \\\"The Creation of the Universe\\\".\\n\\n3.5 out of 5\",\n \"Product: vhs\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: This was fun to watch\\n\\nReview: I probably never would have watched or heard of this movie if it wasn't for my boss. He warned me that the movie is pretty cheesy, but in a good way. Sometimes I'm into cheesy films, but the premise of this film just seemed too goofy, so I was prepared for quite a flop. Much to my surprise I ended up rather enjoying this movie.\\n\\nBasically a cosmic anomaly interferes with Earth and all the machines start coming to life, including vehicles and so forth, and start attacking people. The story is set in a very small town and despite the fact this problem is happening everywhere, this is about how those specific people tried to survive the horror. It's kind of a ridiculous concept, but it's written by Stephen King and usually he has a pretty creative take on such things. I'm not sure other writers would have been able to make this concept interesting, but King sure does, he really makes you wonder what's going to happen and there's plenty of dark humor to be had... in a sick and twisted way of course. I may not be much of an avid King reader, but I do enjoy the movies that are taken from his library.\\n\\nThis is sort of an a-typical mid-80's film, so those in my age group will probably know what it means. It means the cinematography isn't going to hugely compete with newer films, which will always have newer and better technology. The acting is a little over acted in many scenes, which seems to be another common thread for under produced films in the 1980's. Regardless of budget, I thought they put together a pretty interesting story and made it fun to watch overall. It's got a lot of bad qualities which make it funny, but the way it plays out, its kind of obvious that it's intentional, so can't knock them for that! I mean, it's kind of obvious this is supposed to have a degree of dark humor and fun to it when you see the soundtrack is done by AC/DC.\\n\\nOverall this was definitely worth the watch for me. It's just a fun movie, regardless of how stupid some of the scenarios are. It's not overly gory and it focuses more on the people struggling to survive and how they plan their escape. So it does have a bit of that campy horror quality to it. It certainly won't be the greatest movie you ever see, but it sure is fun when you watch it.\",\n \"Product: Vampirella VHS\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: The actress is pretty and wears shiny red vinyl... that's about it\\n\\nReview: This movie is terrible. I'll tell it like it is. I never read the original 1970's comic magazine, but I have the comics that come after 1992, so I don't know how well this follows the original story line. From reading other reviews, it apparently doesn't.\\n\\nSome people may remember in the 80's when they started trying to get comic books into the movies. This is probably the worst attempt during the first stint at trying to transfer comics to movies (though this came out in like '96). Even \\\"The Punisher\\\" with Dolf Lundgren is ten times better than this film. Granted I'm pretty sure \\\"Vampirella\\\" had a much lower budget... which is kind of shocking, I know. The basics in the Vampirella story are that vampires are really from another planet, Drakulon, that flows with blood for rivers and they feed off of this regularly. Vampirella's arch nemesis is Vlad and he was a criminal on her planet. He gets away and comes to Earth, only after killing her father. Naturally Vampirella wants vengeance, so she follows Vlad and his cronies.\\n\\nAs you can see the movie starts off pretty cheesy on some \\\"futuristic\\\" world that looks like any other 1970's sci-fi set. After she gets off planet it goes from stupid to dumber, because all of a sudden she has this vinyl costume, but in Drakulon she had nothing of the kind. Apparently she left the planet with this though? At least that's what the movie implies. I don't know, in the beginning she was relatively modestly dressed, so maybe after her father died she felt less inhibitive and decided to go with something sexier? Sure, that works for me. The only problem I had with this was that it wasn't her costume from the comic... it was some amalgamation of it. I know her costume was supposed to be satin in the comics, not vinyl though. I guess they were trying to play up some sort of dominatrix type of look. Either way, the costume change wasn't all that great, and yes they are big deals in comics for those who don't know.\\n\\nAnyway, so her first appearance on Earth is probably one of the more absurd scenarios. There's this ridiculously nerdy kid walking in a back alley with a computer system (old computer... like the size of a microwave, yes this is filmed in 1996, unless this is some lost film) and he's being mugged. For some reason Vampirella appears out of nowhere and rescues him by beating up the thugs. Of course computer nerd kid thinks she's really hot. So they go back to his place, no idea why, and he tells her some answers to these totally random questions she has, because of course he knows the answer and can look them up on the internet. The internet is a veritable smorgasbord of information, because you can clearly look up the names of ultra hidden vampires because they are using their original names from Drakulon... makes sense to me. Then he gives her a coat because she can't go out wearing a vinyl bikini, and then she kisses him? The highlight of this scene was the poster for \\\"Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome\\\" in the background, which is hilarious.\\n\\nSo she seeks vengeance then proceeds to hunt down Vlad's friends and kill them so she can finally find Vlad. All the while there is this top secret government organization searching for vampires too and their lead agent is Adam Van Helsing... of course. Anyway, they cross paths, Vampirella has to convince Adam they're on the same side, and then a whole bunch of other clich and predictable things happen. They capture one of Vlad's henchmen and they find out that Vlad has turned into a rock star... played by some musician named Daltry. Of course this gives them the excuse to actually perform some sort of rock song? It's about being a vampire... who could've guessed.\\n\\nJust to finish this up, Adam and Vampirella work together to bring Vlad and team down in a very random and silly way that was predictable from the beginning. Trust me; the comic books are far better than this. If you're a fan of the comic book you may want to go ahead and NOT see this. Otherwise, if you want to sit around with your friends and make sarcastic comments about a movie, this is definitely what you're after. At least the girl in the movie is actually pretty good looking, so it's not like it hurts your eyes to watch... though Vlad's monster make-up was pretty goofy looking and that did kind of hurt to look at. So I guess it ends up netting to zero for viewability since it doesn't technically have a positive constant, mathematically speaking.\",\n \"Product: B-24 Trilogy: The Victory Bombers [VHS] Rated: NR (Not Rated) Format: VHS Tape , Format: Box set, Color, NTSC Language: English Rated: NR (Not Rated) Number of tapes: 3 Studio: Goldhill Home Media VHS Release Date: November 16, 1999 Run Time: 180 minutes,\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Just what the series needed\\n\\nReview: This is definitely what the 24 series needed! So what would 24 be like if Jack Bauer wasn't at CTU? What would it be like if it wasn't set in Los Angeles, California? Awesome is the answer to these questions. Season 6 had me wavering as a 24 fan. Granted I still think the character is great, but Season 6 was just plagued with bad writing! Jack's dad was the cause behind the problems way too many times for it to be shocking by the end and it lost that edge of your seat action feel without the shocking conclusions.\\n\\nAnyway \\\"Redemption\\\" has Jack on the run, which is no secret to those who saw the end of last season. Apparently he's already fled to a bunch of different places and we finally catch up with Jack in Africa. It does sort of feel like a clich rip off of the \\\"Blood Diamond\\\" story in some respects, but honestly they managed to keep me entertained well enough. This really isn't a movie by any stretch of the imagination; this is more of a prequel to Season 7. Which, judging by the way this ended, should be a very interesting season. I won't really give much more than that away as the story is very intriguing and was as action packed as you'd expect from 24.\\n\\nWith missing a whole year of 24, I think this prequel was a great idea in order to bring people up to speed with the next season and to give more depth to Jack's character. The new setting with the war torn Africa was a pretty good choice in my opinion and definitely kept viewers on the edge of their seat, as 24 is supposed to do. At this point I don't think anyone who isn't a fan already will pick this up, so if you're a fan of the show I can't imagine you wouldn't find this enjoyable.\",\n \"Product: vhs\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: An excellent general overview of this enigmatic inventor!\\n\\nReview: I picked up this documentary because I got really interested in Tesla after watching \\\"The Prestige\\\" starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman. I suspect I'm one of many that fall into this category. I mean, I knew who Tesla was prior to seeing the movie, but I realized that outside of the Tesla Coil, I really didn't know much else about the man. So I took it upon myself to do a little research, I picked up this DVD and picked up a biography by Margaret Cheney (who actually is interviewed on this DVD to my surprise!). I'm a little over half done the biography as I'm writing this.\\n\\nAnyway, this documentary was put out by PBS and I've been quite pleased with their documentaries and television shows in the past, so I didn't feel I had anything to worry about in terms of quality. I was quite correct for the most part. It's really not a very light hearted documentary and I would say it's even a bit dry at times. However, the content is very fascinating and tells you all the major things you need to know about this phenomenal inventor. Basically we would be dealing with a lot of power issues today if it wasn't for Tesla's alternating current. Usually in the United States (at least while I was in school) everyone talks about Thomas Edison and all his amazing accomplishments, but there are very few who mention Tesla, whom essentially enabled the world TO be lit with Edison's invention.\\n\\nThe documentary takes us from Tesla's humble beginnings in Serbia and his rising interest in engineering during the industrial explosion in the late 1800's. The documentary goes into detail on all his major accomplishments and some of the controversies he had to deal with. It touches on the war of the currents between Direct Current and Alternating Current. It also shows that Marconi for a long time was credited as the inventor of radio, but later it was decided Tesla should technically have that honor. It also touches on Tesla's first work on robotics with his remote control boat. From there it goes into his later years when Tesla fell more into himself with little public appearance and would make grandiose public announcements, but none of which came out of them (publicly at least). I found this last section the most interesting, especially things concerning the lost Tesla papers (which there wasn't much depth on, unfortunately).\\n\\nThe details of all of the above are very fascinating and the documentary is rife with all kinds of photographs of the time. However, this feels like a general overview of Tesla's life and accomplishments. It doesn't really delve into the nitty gritty of the situations like you would get in the biography I'm reading. Though the documentary goes more in chronological order of Tesla's life, which is something I like, because some books seem to be formatted based on his inventions and he invented a lot in the late 1800's, but they never got major recognition until later, so it was nice to see it spelled out for me in terms of a real chronological order.\\n\\nI would definitely recommend this documentary to anyone who wants a broad overview of Tesla's life. If you're already well versed in Tesla and his works, this probably isn't what you want to get, because it's very rudimentary in its information. I thought the documentary could have had a little more to it with such a quirky character. Tesla's phobias were certainly well known to the community around him! Unfortunately we are left with strictly an information exchange and it does feel a little dry towards the end. However, having known somewhat little about Tesla and his fascinating life, I did walk away feeling much more informed and I suppose that is the major point of a documentary. Personally, I'd recommend it.\",\n \"Product: Director and Cast Filmographies Panic Room Teaser English Aspect Ratio 2.40:1\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A thrilling and dramatic experience\\n\\nReview: As you can see by the rating I really just thought this movie was okay. There isn't a huge amount to go into beyond that concept because the movie is fairly basic in concept. Though, I have to admit that the way they generated the drama with the location was quite impressive.\\n\\nThis is a movie based around the story of a robbery gone wrong. The robbers didn't expect anyone to be in the house, but Jodi Foster's character and her daughter had already moved in early. The house has some unusual features, such as an elevator and a panic room. The panic room, which the movie is named after, is a small room that people can hide in and survive if attacked. It's behind very thick steel, so it's nigh impossible to get through and it comes complete with a camera surveillance system. Naturally the robbers were expecting the room to be empty, but Foster really throws that wrench in their plans. What they're after is in that room, it just so happens that one of the robbers installs those kinds of rooms, thus enter Forest Whittaker. As you can see the stage is set for a very suspenseful ride. The whole movie takes place in this house and really doesn't go anywhere else. That alone is fairly impressive. Seriously, to stay on screen for two hours and not leave the same location, that takes pretty good writing and they do manage to pull it off. Not to mention this is all done with like five actors and a sixth enters later with almost no lines.\\n\\nDespite the very competent acting, the film still felt a tad drawn out. This is a shock to hear me say because I'm usually the guy wanting more out of the movie! The suspense was certainly great and the acting was very well done. However, I can't see myself watching this numerous times in the future and that's what really separates a great movie from an okay movie for me. I did like the interaction with the robbers the most once they realized their carefully laid plans weren't going very smooth. The audience is meant to eventually sympathize with Whittaker's character, which I thought was a bit of an interesting twist, though I really don't think Whittaker would make a really good down and dirty robber with loads of violent experience. Seriously, it's just not him, so he was perfect for this role of a man who was in over his head, so to speak.\\n\\nI think this is definitely a movie worth seeing once, at the very least. If you're a fan of Jodi Foster films I don't see how this could possibly disappoint you. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but I typically enjoy the films she puts out. That's about all I can think to say on this, just a good thrilling and suspenseful movie if you ask me.\",\n \"Product: John Cusack, Noah Taylor, Leelee Sobieski. A tangled and emotional what-if\\\" drama about a Jewish German WWI veteran who is running an art gallery and takes a promising painter under his wing-a young Adolf Hitler. 2002/color/108 min/R/widescreen.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: An Interesting What If Scenario\\n\\nReview: I first caught a glimpse of this film when I was flipping through the premium channels and I came across a film that appeared to have a relatively interesting premise. Needless to say I found it intriguing enough to attempt to track down. Well I finally found it and I've watched it in it's full. The movie starts off very strongly, but unfortunately it takes a fairly weak turn towards the end. I'll go over this in some detail.\\n\\nNow I will say that what really caught my attention was the fact that this is a movie about Adolf Hitler, for the most part, and post World War I Germany. Basically the premise is between the end of World War I and Hitler's rise to power, what if Hitler had returned to realistically pursue his art career rather than go immediately into politics. I have to admit, it's a very interesting and ambitious supposition. To further make this of interest to us the primary encouragement Hitler has to pursue art is an art dealer named Rothman, who also happens to be Jewish. Surely this throws a kink into the character of the anti-Semitic ruler history knows. Again, another ambitious supposition. Unfortunately the movie has some striking weak points and a lot of that had to do with Hitler's character.\\n\\nFirst I'll talk about Cusak's character Rothman. It's pretty clear the viewer is supposed to really like this character and also dislike him. Both Rothman and Hitler have this duality in the film. He's an enjoyable and cynical fellow, but his infidelity puts a black mark on his character, so he's not flawless. There's certainly no taking the high road here. I thought this was wonderfully played by Cusak and I think Rothman was the better developed character in the end. This is probably also due to the fact that I didn't have any preconceived notions of who he was prior to going into the film.\\n\\nAs far as Hitler is concerned I think they got his character wrong on many fronts. It was as if Noah Taylor never actually studied anything about the historical Hitler except for a few snippets of what pop-culture has to show us, but there was no depth! I feel I should point out here that I have read \\\"Mein Kampf,\\\" I've read \\\"The Protocols of the Elders of Zion,\\\" and I've read a few speeches given by Hitler. Unfortunately the Hitler that these writings portray is not the one we have in this film. Taylor's Hitler is a very meek man, one who is uncertain of his abilities on every front. However, it is alluded to that he understands a great deal about the political situation of the times and is very well read (this is close to the historical Hitler). In this film you are intended to pity Hitler and I can't help but think that you are supposed to believe that Hitler didn't want to be anti-Semitic. Sure he harbored the beliefs in the film, but due to his friendship with Rothman you are led to believe that he may not have really believed any of it.\\n\\nHowever, when one sits down and reads Mein Kampf he truly believed everything. In fact he believed it passionately through and through. In this movie it is the military that urges him to begin speaking in public. However, Taylor doesn't exude the strength the true Hitler had for public speaking. Most of the speeches presented in the movie are far from eloquent or even remotely rational. Having read a couple of speeches that Hitler had given, even early on in 1921, I am confronted with a Hitler that really thought out his position. He was very rational in connecting the dots to his conclusions. Granted they were entirely wrong on many fronts, but it doesn't change the fact that they were very methodical. The speeches Taylor gives in this film are not eloquent in the least, they're not rationally presented and they did nothing to make me feel like I was watching the confident leader of the Third Reich. Most of the speeches consist of saying \\\"We were stabbed in the back\\\" numerous times and in one speech that supposedly swayed the crowd on a major scale concluded with him yelling \\\"Bloodjew\\\" numerous times. I'm sorry, these lines just lacked passion and they were the majority of the \\\"speech\\\". Only in the final speech does he deliver a single sentence that even remotely goes down the path the real Hitler would have, but the movie does not keep that up. Just because Taylor is physically yelling the line does not mean he gives off a feel of passion.\\n\\nI fully understand what \\\"Max\\\" was trying to do in their portrayal of Hitler. It has the added \\\"what if\\\" scenario in terms of Hitler being primarily influenced by the army to go into public speaking when he really wants to commit to an art career. I realize that art was a major influence in Hitler's life growing up and as he got older. In fact he goes on quite a bit about the importance of art in \\\"Mein Kampf\\\", so you can tell he still had a passion for that subject. The movie ends in a manner that shows no matter what happens history cannot be changed. It's also a film that focuses quite a bit on art concepts, so it is helpful if you're fairly open minded as a viewer. I do consider myself to be fairly open minded, but I just wasn't buying into their portrayal of Hitler. I think Taylor did a good job acting this out, but I don't think he was distinctly trying to be the historical Hitler; this may not have been his decision. He may have been doing what the writers and directors asked. If they asked him to play Hitler in this fashion, then he did it perfectly. Nevertheless, for the historian in me, I couldn't buy into it and it really put an end to the film for me.\\n\\nI have no doubt that many would consider this kind of movie somewhat controversial and provocative. It does make you think about the different possibilities that exist within any kind of timeline (don't worry; I will avoid the drawn out concepts of parallel universe theory in light of quantum physics). I honestly can't fully recommend the film as a good drama, because it just didn't pan out in a sensible way. It was almost like there were too many \\\"what if\\\" scenarios for me to really get behind the plausibility factor. Maybe if you're a much more forgiving person you can find some real merit in this. I mean, I thought the premise and acting was pretty good, just the overall execution didn't pan out for me in the end.\",\n \"Product: The year is 2015, and half of the Earths population is dead, victims of the disaster called Second Impact! Answering a summons from his enigmatic father, 14-year-old Shinji Ikari arrives in the rebuilt city of New Tokyo-3 just as a gigantic creature identified as an \\\"Angel\\\" attacks! Forced into the cockpit of a giant bio-mechanical construct known as an Evangelion, Shinji must defend the city from the rampaging Angel or die trying! The future is back like youve never seen it before, in Neon Genesis Evangelion: Platinum Edition!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very good watch overall\\n\\nReview: Based on the reviews I've read so far it would seem that when one decides to delve into the world of anime they will eventually come upon this series. While I did not give this a full five stars, I can definitely see why it is praised highly. On the flip side I can also see why a few people disliked it, thanks to the way the series ended. Regardless, I personally found it a very enjoyable series, but I don't think it's the greatest thing ever made. Not to me at least. I'll admit that at first I had a little trouble getting into the characters, but once I did I was definitely into the whole series. Shinji is just such a hard guy to like watching sometimes.\\n\\nAnyway, Neon Genesis Evangelion puts us in a world that is nearly destroyed. The reason this happened is because of these strange beings called \\\"angels\\\". The show takes us on quite an adventure centered on a boy named Shinji who has a destiny to fulfill. The series opens with an attack by one of these angels and Shinji is caught in the midst of it, but is due to be picked up by someone. She is charged to bring him back to the secret government base his father works at called Nerv. Needless to say she succeeds, since its episode one and we wouldn't have much of a series if the main character died there. Anyway, Shinji will prove to be instrumental in the defeat of these angels thanks to a machine his father built called the Eva. They are sort of like giant robots, which is why I would class this as a Mecha, but the Evas have an organic/genetic component in their designing (you find out more about this towards the end of the series and I won't ruin the full breadth of the revelation for you). Anyway, Shinji, never having piloted one of these machines before, refuses, but is sort of forced into it and thus his career as an Eva pilot started in the very first episode. Sounds like most everything is explained huh? Not in the least, there is SO much more to this series and that's one of the reasons it's so great. You see there's more than just one Eva in the world and thus more than one pilot because the Eva has to genetically mesh with its pilot so it's a lot more than driving the machines we see in other Mecha or what we find in things like Battletech. The other requirement is the pilot has to be fourteen. The other pilot already with us is Rei, but she really was too injured in a prior accident to pilot on that fateful day while seeing her so injured and his fathers immovable lack of compassion, Shinji felt the weight of the battle was on him.\\n\\nAs you can see Shinji's father is not a likeable person and we are shown this in the first episode as well. From there we are introduced to an array of varying characters, especially when Shinji gets entered into the school at Nerv headquarters. Shinji is sort of out of touch with reality, but still wants something out of it, so he's kind of in between. Rei on the other hand is completely removed and she's more like a robotic human just going through the motions. We see a couple hints of her humanity show up every now and again, but she does come across as incredibly bright and observant. Later we become introduced to the third pilot from Germany, Ayako. She was one of my favorites next to Rei and she's very in touch with the world. She's very engaged with the world around her and she's very motivated to be an Eva pilot, unlike Shinji who doesn't want to be and Rei who just does as she's told. Despite the action sequences where the Evas have to face the Angel enemies there is a major dramatic component to this series that focuses on how these children have to deal with their very intense responsibility. One wonders how the mind of someone so young can truly cope with what they're doing.\\n\\nIf you're really just in it for the action you might not get as into this because the dramatic sequences are just as necessary and on screen just as much. In fact, on some levels, I felt like there was sometimes too much action. From the way they present the story it seems like an Angel attack is a rare occurrence, but in almost every episode there's an attack. Our characters don't even get a rest to deal with their social problems or the problems they have to deal with in their job. Shinji clearly has the most mental stress because he's now under the command of a father who doesn't even seem to like him and favors Rei over his own son! Rei... who isn't even his daughter! As you can see there's a lot of strife and struggle for this, but Shinji's father has a lot to deal with as well, especially when it comes to those who control Nerv called Seele. This doesn't change the fact that he seems to be a very immoral person, especially when we see the background episodes.\\n\\nThat pretty much covers the premise for episodes one through twenty-four and if you like a dramatic based Mecha with some decent action sequences you'll love this. However, when we get to the last two episodes things make almost no sense... to the point where the creators have actually already tried to rewrite this ending twice! I will admit that the last two episodes are awesome, especially on a philosophical/psychological level. They are absolutely profound and they really moved me to think about things in a very strange and new light. You can get a lot out of those two episodes if you view them in their own right, however, if you try to put them in conjunction with the rest of the series it makes almost no sense. On the \\\"Platinum\\\" edition of the box set there are director's cut episodes and upon re-watching those I see hints of the \\\"Human Instrumentality Project\\\", which is where I think the last two episodes seem to culminate, but again, it really doesn't mesh with the rest at all. It just leaves us with no sensible conclusion to what was going on with the angels and Nerv in general. The built up such a mysterious world in the first twenty-four episodes that to have such an off key conclusion... we're just left feeling unsatisfied. Apparently I'm not the only one who thought these things made no sense, because I've talked to a few other people and they definitely agree. In the end, after watching these two, I'll call them \\\"wtf episodes\\\", I'm left wondering if Shinji just made up this whole thing in his head and it never really happened. Apparently that's a very real possibility.\\n\\nThe art and premise of the show is very well done. It just begins to fall apart towards the end and there's no major ending that really turns the light on in our heads to make us understand. I'm not looking for a blatant hand out, but at least a somewhat logical progression would be nice and this show never really ends that way. I think it's good for what it is, but I think it had so much potential that never got truly fulfilled. I realize everything has meaning, I mean they went to the lengths to name the angels and give them REAL angelic names so there must be some relational concept between apocalypse and angels. After the last two episodes I'm less sure of what that concept is, even though I felt like I was on to something to figuring it out at first. In the end if you enjoy Mecha's with very deep concepts and drama then you'll love this. If you like the philosophical aspects found in Anime you'll love the last episodes too, but treating them as separate works seems to make more sense. Both things are great in their own right, but together it just doesn't flow, if you know what I mean. It really is difficult to convey in words, especially if you've never seen it before. I still recommend watching it at least once.\",\n \"Product: Every culture has one - the horrible monster fueling young children's nightmares. But for Tim, the Boogeyman still lives in his memories as a creature that devoured his father 16 years earlier. Is the Boogeyman real? Or did Tim make him up to explain why his father abandoned his family? The answerlies hidden behind every dark corner and half-opened closet of his childhood home - a place he mustreturn to and face the chilling unanswered question does the Boogeyman really exist?\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: It actually beat my rock bottom expectations... yes, I'm surprised\\n\\nReview: I just need to first say that I would probably really give this 2.5 stars instead of a flat out 2. That being said, this movie actually managed to beat the incredibly low expectations I had for it. Not that this ended up being a really great film, it just wasn't as terrible as I thought it would be. I wouldn't even remotely class this as a horror film after seeing it; it's more like a suspense or thriller film from my point of view. The story line is hardly original, as I'm sure anyone could guess by the title, but it was a fairly interesting take on the old childhood tale.\\n\\nBasically the premise of the film is that as a child Barry Watson's character, Tim, witnessed his father being taken by the Boogeyman. Naturally no one believed his story and said he manifested the idea because his father really ran off. However, he spends the rest of his life being frightened of closets and so forth. So, when the other reviewers say the first portion of the film spends a good deal of time staring at slightly ajar closets, they're right. Personally, these parts are hilarious and give your friends and you time to laugh at the sequence and its general absurdity. The fact that Barry Watson is actually a good actor really made this movie fairly decent. His blonde girlfriend on the other hand was just annoying. Anyway, the Boogeyman never stops pestering Tim and those around him and really adds to the general concept that all the stories are real, which makes the movie suspenseful. However, I have to say I really didn't find it scary and as another reviewer pointed out can easily be watched with some younger people (it is rated PG-13 after all), because there is very little violence or gore.\\n\\nThis movie was fairly decent up until the end. The end was pretty cheesy in my opinion. I understand what they were doing and how the Boogeyman was created/made up, but it was still kind of silly (again, it's a children's story, I know). I was hoping for more of an adult revelation towards the end though, like some sort of occult/ancient dark spirit concept that just flowed and would actually be more frightening. We didn't get that in this film though, it almost went in that direction when Tim learned about a guy who tried to understand the entity, but they never really built up that more realistic fear factor.\\n\\nNaturally this type of movie isn't going to blow me away and it's certainly not something I'll be watching over and over again. It's an overly simple and basic movie and it really doesn't hold a huge amount of merit in that, but up till the end I did enjoy the mystery and the adventure of trying to figure things out. I thought that part was at least fairly well written. If you really have nothing to do and this movie is playing on TV then I wouldn't say you're going to waste your time watching it, but other than that I wouldn't really seek this movie out. Just don't have high expectations and you'll get some enjoyment I suspect. Maybe I just have a more positive outlook on this because I was expecting an actually terrible film with absolutely no coherent story or good acting! But hey, that's just me.\",\n \"Product: Nyc, Year 2095. A Floating Pyramid Has Emerged In The Skiesabove, Inhabited By Ancient Egyptian Gods. They Have Castjudgment Down Upon Horus, One Of Their Own. Now He Must Find Ahuman Host Body To Inhabit & Search For A Mate To Continue Hisown Life.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Great visuals, incredible story, rather poor execution\\n\\nReview: I was just perusing Amazon when this recommendation came upon my screen. The cover alone captivated me. So I took the next step to start reading reviews and found it got fairly decent reviews. I'm a pretty big science fiction buff and the premise sounded hugely unique, that sealed it for me, I had to try it.\\n\\nSo my friends and I sat down to watch this movie and we all agreed that the visualizations were well done. Except for one point... when the film shifted from having real humans to having CG humans and then it shifted back and forth. In a few scenes it was humans interacting with CG characters, but those were few and far between. The change was so sudden that it just felt weird, and we were left wondering why the director thought this was a good idea. Later we theorized that it was probably the people that had some sort of disease that was referenced in the film. However, I would've liked to have gotten more explanation on this. Then we saw the senator and thought maybe it wasn't all for those people. Ultimately... we got confused.\\n\\nMost of the script is pretty interesting and conceptually it's quite enthralling. The black mark against this film is that they leave a lot of questions out there. Such as why the gods are doing what they do? I realize it's to mate with a female, but what's the point of that? They never really explain the reason for the need... just that they want to do it. It certainly brings up some very interesting parallels to history and the birth of demigods, which are fraught throughout historical writings. It is pretty obvious that the director is into history, especially the religious kind judging by his name. Enki is a Sumerian/Persian deity and \\\"Bilal\\\", I assume, is some perversion of the name Belial, also of Persian origin.\\n\\nIf you pay close attention to the film, you'll follow it on a decent level. But there are parts that you just get lost with. This obviously happens when the gods are speaking Egyptian and there are no words on the screen to tell me the translation unlike in \\\"Stargate.\\\" Imagine how lost you would be watching \\\"Stargate\\\" with no translations! That's kind of the effect I walked away with on this film during those scenes.\\n\\nOverall it's a decent movie. I think the director was a little over ambitious in creating this world. It felt like he tried to cram thousands of years of history into a two hour package and hope that the audience could fill in the gaps logically. I mean some of it was obvious, like the flying car stints, I can definitely figure out they are influenced by films like \\\"The Fifth Element.\\\" Only he tried to combine the design with like a 1920's styled vehicle and an electric subway type of design... only all this is in the air. See, that kind of thing I can backtrack. The strange mutants because of a disease were a little harder to figure out, since I really don't have much of a historical reference for mutation other than the atomic bombs being dropped and the accident at Chernobyl. Either way, I think you get my point. The world is too big for people to just figure out on their own. The visuals do make up for this in their own way, because it's a beautifully dark film in its own right. I say give it a chance, but I hardly think it's worth owning as I don't see it to have all that much re-watch value.\",\n \"Product: Get ready for temperatures to rise as the sexiest sci-fi series ever, Cleopatra 2525, explodes on to DVD for the first time! Action goddess Gina Torres stars in the sizzling series about a cryogenically frozen exotic dancer who, after accidentally being thawed in the year 2525, joins two sexy freedom fighters in their battle against evil robots called Bailies. Led by the mysterious \\\"Voice,\\\" this tempestuous trio must out-fight, out-seduce and out-maneuver the forces that threaten to destroy the world. From executive producer Sam Raimi (director of Spider-Man and Evil Dead) comes all 28 action-packed episodes and exclusive bonus features from the series that has the New York Daily News declaring \\\"the sexy factor is way in the red zone.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: A serious, dramatic, action, yet comedic Sci-Fi? Yeah, I'm not really sure either...\\n\\nReview: There's something for everyone out there, or so the saying goes. Well this something really isn't for me. Based on Amazon's description I wasn't exactly expecting something hugely competent since it appears the main goal was to make the sexiest sci-fi on TV. While that may be a noble goal, there needs to be more than just beautiful women to really get me into a show. Sci-fi needs to seriously appeal to my intellect on some kind of a level, and this show does try that, I was just expecting something a little more. Anyway, I really snagged this because I saw that Gina Torres was in this show and she is also in \\\"Firefly\\\" and I really enjoyed \\\"Firefly\\\" and \\\"Serenity\\\" a lot. So I figured why not, this is probably half-way decent. Boy were my expectations still too high. I mean it is really cheesy, and maybe it's supposed to be because it's pretty goofy overall. I'm not sure, because it's mingled with very serious concepts and moments, so I'm up in the air for what the authors were really going for.\\n\\nSo, the premise of the show is that the Earth has been taken over by these machines called Bailies and mankind has been driven into the underground. As you can see this is a highly original concept. No one has ever thought of this before, certainly not in the Matrix. Things are a little less orderly with the human population in \\\"Cleopatra 2525\\\" though. So there are these Special Forces teams of sorts, kind of like in the Matrix, where they try to fight against the Bailies. They're called voice teams and it's organized by this voice, aptly named \\\"Voice\\\", who pulls it all together. Only the team leader has the voice implant in her head so she can hear Voice all the time. Hel, played by Gina Torres, is the team leader and while she and Sarge were in a battle they ended up in a cryogenic facility where Cleopatra was accidentally thawed out. She's an exotic dancer, but they decide to have her be part of the team anyway. Most realistic and best idea ever! I realize the warrior woman concept is hugely popular; I love it myself, but at least have some good writing! Take Xena for example; that at least had pretty interesting stories and Lucy Lawless can actually act! Jennifer Sky, Cleopatra, did a terrible job in this show. She absolutely overacted almost every single scene. Maybe that's what they wanted her to do? But seriously, twenty-eight episodes... it just gets annoying after a while. They gave her terrible lines to follow also, like goofy sayings from the 20th century that everyone in our time knows, but no on knows in 2525, they just sound incredibly goofy. Not to mention their arch nemesis is this guy named Creegan who has his face painted like a clown and has bright red hair. Yes, horrifying person... except he's dressed in red vinyl. Maybe this is some relation to the scary clown concept like in \\\"It\\\" or \\\"Killer Clowns from Outer Space\\\", who knows, either way it seems like a bad idea.\\n\\nOkay, that's basically everything I didn't like about the show mingled with what the shows general premise was. I seriously struggled through this show. Episode after episode of grueling bad acting and just as bad writing. Why is everyone dressed like they're at a Goth dance club anyway? I seriously have a hard time figuring this out. I like seeing girls in tight leather or vinyl as much as the next guy, but the whole population? Despite all this eye candy it was still tough to make it through the series. Anyway, I'm glad I did, because I did find something positive after a while. On the second half of disc two, the story-line featuring Creegan actually gets really good and intriguing. You learn a lot more about Creegan's history and Hel's. In the end Creegan ended up being my favorite character. He was actually one of the stronger actors in this series as well, actually better than Hel in my opinion. This is, of course, all despite his looks. I also liked the way the series ended, it was definitely somewhat unexpected from my end and I thought it had a strong ending. Yes, you find out who voice is. This is really what got it the extra star, unfortunately the strength the last episodes had couldn't save the whole series.\\n\\nOverall, this was a tough series to get into. The fact it's pressed on dual-discs didn't help me with my rating either, though I'm not as disappointed since I won't be watching this over and over. It has some cool ideas here and there in terms of Sci-fi, but there wasn't enough to really pull me in. The acting by most of the characters was horrible and a lot of the scripts were weak. The acting did get a little better as the series went on, but by then it was too late for me. Honestly the next time these people decide to write a show, they should focus more on actually writing a good story rather than checking out their cast. The sexual jokes in the script felt forced and out of placed and there's no seamlessness to the writing at all. Lots of shows manage to incorporate good looking people with good writing, so I know it's a possible feat to accomplish. Like I said before, there will certainly be many people who find this show great, but for me, I need a little more backing up my Sci-fi, sorry to those hardcore fans out there for giving this a low rating.\",\n \"Product: A GROUP OF COLLEGE STUDENTS TAKE A TRIP TO A JURASSIC PARK-TYPE RESORT WITH MALFUNCTIONING SECURITY DEVICES. THE PARK SECURITY MEASURES FAIL COMPLETELY RELEASING CARNIVOROUS SABRETOOTH TIGERS TO PREY UPON THE PARK VISITORS.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Jurassic Park vs. Ice Age\\n\\nReview: A couple weeks ago a co-worker of mine, Greg, asked me what were the top three worst movies I have ever seen. \\\"Manitou\\\" from the 70's was my number one pick, but I couldn't think of anything else off hand. Well, I'm happy to report to him that \\\"Attack of the Sabretooth\\\" is now holding the number two slot in that award!\\n\\nThis movie was released in 2005. I want you keep that fact in the back of your head throughout this review. The Sci-Fi Channel threw this thing together (literally, I would assume) and I don't think it was a made for TV movie. It actually is rated and has enough gore where I don't think it could get on the air without being edited. Either way, they should've just stopped making the film when the title was proposed. The movie seriously caters to some of the most inept writing I think I've encountered.\\n\\nFor some reason someone got it in their head and decided that ripping off Jurassic Park would be a great idea, but instead of dinosaurs we'll have that pre-historic mammalian era, you know like those creatures we see in Ice Age's animated movies. These animals are animated too, but they're supposed to be interacting with real humans, at this point they should've just animated the humans also. Anyway, some billionaire spends like all his money making some resort called Valalula... what a horrid name, that's enough to close up shop right there. Anyway, for some reason he thought it would be genius, so he is having some investors party where some elite few can get to see the park before anyone else... oh it's called \\\"Primal Park\\\" also, no idea what the duel name had to do with, but the latter makes more sense. Anyway, so he spends all his money to put together this resort on some tropical island and apparently in that process he forgot to put in a dock because his guests arrive by boat and they have to walk through some water to get to the beach... yeah real high quality. I wanted to invest in this idea right away!\\n\\nHe spent all this money, at least that's what we're led to believe, and got together some scientists and they extract Sabretooth Tiger DNA and bring them back to life. The science is never explained, unlike in Jurassic Park, perhaps it wasn't in this movie's budget. So the guy breeds some Sabretooth Tigers thinking it would be a great live attraction for people. In the beginning of the film a guard leaves the ground cages open because he tears out a page in a girly magazine and it blows over the fence, surprise he gets eaten. As if that's not predictable. Furthermore, we shortly find out that the tigers apparently see in blotchy Predator vision. Not sure why their eye functions like alien technology, but sure, I'll run with that idea. I think it was supposed to be some sort of heat vision at least... I mean the people were red and yellow... I could be completely wrong because the tiger/Predator vision made no real sense. (As if the rest of this film did.)\\n\\nIn the midst of this, some college students arrive on the island for a scavenger hunt, sent by their sorority and fraternity. Naturally they would have access to the island during the investor kick-off, because that makes perfect sense. I, of course, loved the token goth girl that was nothing but out of place for this group... because real goth's who are rather anti-social by principle and think society has something against them really try to get into sororities. Clearly this wasn't written by someone who hangs out with the goth crowd, rather someone who decided to write a character in to make everyone happy... right. So the college kids are running around the island and they need to get places that have higher security, so this \\\"genius\\\" hacker kid shuts down the security system... kind of like in that other movie I saw with dinosaurs and Sam Niell, only it was some guy that played Newman on Seinfeld that shut the system down.\\n\\nAt this point the security officers go to tell the owner that the security system was shut down and they can't figure out how to turn it back on. The owner exclaims that he paid 2.8 million dollars for the system and how could it go down. From what I know about business and security systems, if you're spending 2.8 million dollars you probably didn't buy something very high tech. This becomes painfully clear when you watch the security guards looking at the camera interface in the back room. Also the fact that they only seem to either carry single shot or double barrel shot guns, rather than guns you can reload quickly. Naturally when you want to handle animals like cats, which are very fast, you want to use a gun that is slow to reload.\\n\\nSo the tigers are out running around and killing people. The kids have to get away, but surprise there's this gruesome CGI cat that weighs like one ton and has its hind legs mutated. But the owner insisted on keeping that one alive, along with the two normal ones... that clearly made sense. I don't know what else to say at this point. The premise of the film is bad, the acting is bad, and the characters that were supposed to be portrayed were poorly written anyway.\\n\\nThe movie attempts to have some layer of intrigue with the owner's brother-in-law competing for his technology. But the kids apparently threw a kink into that system. Nothing even remotely stands out about this movie. I seriously can't talk about it anymore. The CGI is actually pretty poorly done for what kind of technology was available in 2005, so I definitely recommend people skip this film. Unless you and your friends want to put together a parody showing of Mystery Science Theater 3,000, in which case this has to be added to your list.\",\n \"Product: Terry Jones embarks on a humor filled journey to discover the amazing tale that lies behind the simplest number we have. Using computer graphics, 1 is brought to life for the program, in all his various guises. 1's story reveals how the most celebrated civilizations in history were achieved, where our modern numbers came from and how the invention of zero changed the world forever and saved us from having to use Roman numerals today.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very fun documentary, but a very brief overview\\n\\nReview: This was a really fun documentary to watch, regardless of how elementary it was overall. However, the documentary is only about an hour long so you can't really recount the history of civilization (which goes with math) in that short period of time. This documentary does give the viewer a clearly defined impression that the number one is far more complex in history than most people might have thought. Granted there are assuredly more numbers than just one, the friends 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 do make a cameo appearance every now and again, but as the DVD points out... they're all made up of units of one when broken down! That is until the rise of zero comes into play.\\n\\nMath and history are probably two of my most favored subjects and I've been getting into documentaries as of late, so to combine the two in one setting was a great find! All this and to top it off with having it narrated by Terry Jones from Monty Python fame. With that kind of a narrator I was expecting a fair degree of silliness throughout the documentary. Granted it's not nearly as off the wall as we get in Monty Python skits (unfortunately there are no silly walks), but it did have its humorous moments. I suppose the concept derived from the fact that most people find math boring or cumbersome so they wanted to lighten the mood. Most of this silliness is generated via computer graphics with representations of numbers getting into mischief and so forth. Terry Jones certainly has his witty quips thrown in to make it entertaining as well. I must reference what he said the Egyptians liked to do for those who have seen this already.\\n\\nThis documentary goes over how essential mathematics was for building civilization even in ancient times dating back to Sumer. It goes over some of the most major breakthroughs in mathematics in history and how those affected the world we know today. One part I found particularly fascinating was when they were going over the Roman system and how cumbersome it was to use to make even some of the most simplistic calculations, especially if you wanted to deal with large numbers! The effects would hamper the rise of Europe's civilization for generations until the numerals from India were eventually introduced via the Arab nations who refined them a little. Eventually the documentary brings us into the digital and goes over binary, don't worry you don't really have to know how to read the binary system to really get what's going on at the end.\\n\\nIf you did pick this up to show to a class then I'm sort of torn on this topic. Some of the information is probably too complex for younger students, but also might be too silly for those in high school. Lets admit it, not all high school students find mathematics all that riveting and to see dancing numbers on the screen just might not grab their interest. A junior high level class may be more acceptable, but still there might be some subjects touched upon that few will truly grasp and understand, depending on their schooling level at that age. Just some thoughts for teachers who may decide to purchase this.\\n\\nAmidst all this it really is an excellent brief overview. So if you have a general interest in history and you want to see how math really made our civilization possible then this is definitely something worth watching. On the flip side if you're into math and you want to see how math influenced society and civilization in history then this is also a must see! If you already have a decent handle on both subjects don't plan on finding any new information here, because this really is a brief overview, kind of plants the seeds of curiosity for more in depth research, if you will. However brief this is, it is fun to watch and even if you know the history and have a decent math background like myself, then I have to say I spent an hour being entertained by subjects I already love with a very smart script to pull it all together.\",\n \"Product: IN 18TH CENTURY ROMANIA, RAYNE, A DHAMPIR (HALF-HUMAN, HALF-VAMPIRE), PRONE TO FITS OF BLIND BLOOD RAGE BUT SADDLED WITH A COMPUNCTION FOR HUMANS, STRIVES TO AVENGE HER MOTHER'S RAPE BY HER FATHER, KAGAN, KING OF VAMPIRES. TWO VAMPIRE HUNTERS PERSUADE HER TO JOIN THEIR CAUSE.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Exceeds the 1 Star Reports given Here:\\n\\nReview: Before I watched this movie I read a lot of the one star reviews here on Amazon. I must say they significantly lowered my expectations for this movie. Now, this isn't a good movie by any means, but after reading all the negativity, I was expecting something much much worse... like worst movie I could ever imagine, but this movie is better than Manitou (that's one of the worst films I ever saw).\\n\\nNow, my review is strictly based on the movie for this is my first experience with the Bloodrayne universe. I've been desperate to find another Femme Fatale character I could get into since Chaos! Comics closed up shop and stopped printing Purgatori. I found out they were also making Bloodrayne comics and her character looked interesting. I'm very backlogged in my video games and I have not been able to play the games yet, but I plan on playing them soon!\\n\\nAs I've already mentioned, this movie actually beat what I was expecting based on the reviews I read here... that or I am quite easily amused. There are some absolutely horrible parts of this movie though; like Michael Madson's character, Vladamir, always felt out of place. He just didn't act well in this movie, it's not Resovoir Dogs. Kristanna Loken did an alright job as Rayne though, better than I was expecting. The love making scene was absolutely hilarious though because it was so over exaggerated. And, yes, she is seen topless, for those who only wanted to see the movie for that fact alone. Ben Kingsley did a fairly poor performance throughout the whole film, up until the very end during the fight scene. I thought he finally held the air of royalty as the vampire lord during that scene.\\n\\nThe other part of the movie that was absolutely laughable was the gore from the fight scenes. Seriously, they're absolutely absurd, even for a medieval enactment. There's one scene where this one guy puts a sword through another guys face then lets go of the sword. Who does that? No, you KEEP your blade or else you're screwed; you don't let go for the sake of a good camera gore shot. Then there's a part where it shows this guy on the ground and a group of men hitting him in the face with maces. The \\\"guy\\\" or mannequin's face is turned to pulp, but do they stop after he's dead? Nope, five guys stand there and keep hitting the ground. They even looked bored doing it... there's nothing maniacal about these evil attackers.\\n\\nIn the end, I was actually entertained. It doesn't have a lot of re-watch value, but it's good enough to watch with friends... especially those who will offer up the perfect sarcastic comment at just the right time. One thing I will warn, do NOT pay full price for this film. Wait till it costs six dollars used. It is an absolute waste of 20 dollars full price, even if it comes with the Bloodrayne 2 video game.\",\n \"Product: Comedy \\\"A gruff sargent. An unlucky ghost.A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. Two morons. A tank... War is hell. In the distant future, ten soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe - a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One of the Funniest things I've Ever Seen!\\n\\nReview: I first heard about this from a friend of mine in college. Both being Halo fans he figured I would enjoy it immensely. I have to say this is incredibly inventive! It's almost an entirely new way to think of animation. It's actually called \\\"machinima\\\". This first started off as an internet craze and sure you can see episodes there, but to have it on DVD is just SO much better in my opinion. It's definitely my preferred medium for watching anything. I think most anyone into gaming will find some serious comedic factor in this, but I think it helps a lot more if you've ever done some multiplayer gaming. Namely scenarios like death match or capture the flag. Most people in my generation have some experience with a game called Counterstrike (based off of Half Life) and that's the one I used to play. I didn't do much multiplayer gaming with Halo, but I think having that base knowledge in some form of multiplayer made Red vs. Blue all the more hilarious!\\n\\nThis whole series is recorded \\\"in game\\\" on Halo! One of the most, if not most popular, game released for the Xbox. Basically this takes place on a multiplayer map called \\\"Blood Gulch\\\" and it's loaded with a capture the flag scenario. Here we have the red team versus the blue team, as the title obviously states. Now most people grasp this concept and expect a huge amount of battling and war to ensue. This doesn't happen. Instead this has a script and follows a very interesting notion that what if this was a major scale war! This means you have large military backing to support this silly capture the flag scenario in a box canyon that you can only air lift people out of. It also helps that both sides, for the most part, are completely inept! It's a very silly show that will have people roaring in laughter. It definitely helps if you have a very sarcastic and cynical sense of humor. Also this whole thing isn't very \\\"innocent\\\" for there is a load of harsh language and very adult concepts. Naturally we're talking teenager to college demographic for the most part. Personally, I'll probably always find things like this funny.\\n\\nWe actually have a very interesting array of characters on both teams. However, this being volume one, I can tell they were still in the process of truly developing the characters. Even some of the voices used change over the series as they refined points that made the characters funnier. I've watched all five volumes by now and recently went to revisit this, Caboose's voice, for example, developed into something far sillier and made his character all the better in later episodes. We see a quick shift between Sarge's episode one voice and quickly shifts to the more known Sarge voice in either episode two or three. The only problem I really had with the voice overs is that at times it peaks (makes static) too much. This especially happens whenever someone is yelling. This is probably due more to the fact that they didn't exactly have top notch equipment at their fingertips for this first run. Eventually as the seasons continue the quality gets way better, so if you were greatly troubled by this, it's really only on \\\"Volume 1\\\". I've actually been wondering if it would be a good idea for them to go back and essentially re-dub \\\"Volume 1\\\" with the higher quality equipment and currently used voice tones. Might be a good idea...\\n\\nBasically this show revolves around very random circumstances and the characters dealing with that generates all the humor. Such as the blue side receives a tank no one is certified to drive. They make general crack jokes related specifically to Halo that the fans will surely get and recognize. Honestly I can't recommend this DVD enough. It's by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The only black mark, as I said, is the production quality on the voice over production. If you're a fan of Halo and find nuances in multiplayer scenarios a riot, then this is definitely for you!\\n\\nOverall Rating: 4.5 out of 5\",\n \"Product: Gorgeous animation, breakthrough character designs, and stunning visuals make this addictive tale of mystery, magic, and espionage the first gothic anime masterpiece of the new millennium.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Very creative series, not a lot of re-watch value for me\\n\\nReview: I picked this anime up for two reasons. I've watched enough anime now to realize that I really do like a lot of it and I've studied a lot of ancient Sumerian/Mesopotamian history, which naturally leads to the reading of Gilgamesh. I was really curious to see what capacity that would be included in this anime. Gilgamesh does not take place in the ancient past but in the future and has more of a science fiction feel to it.\\n\\nGilgamesh is a very bleakly animated series. I say that because everything seems to be dark all the time and has a seemingly gothic element thrown into the artistic feel. Gilgamesh is centered on a catastrophic event that happened called \\\"twin x\\\" or XX. Strangely the series actually seems to be set in the Middle East, but it looks more like a regular modern city setting than any kind of Arabic element. Basically they found the tomb of Gilgamesh and it turns out the original tale of him being part god was true because for whatever reason it's giving off these special properties. So naturally a group of special scientists are pulled together to research this phenomenon under a corporate entity called Heaven's Gate. However, something starts to go wrong where a new life form appears in some strange test chamber. They call it Tear and it seems fairly benign, but one scientist projects that it will cause a catastrophe and no one listens to him. As a parallel to the story his nickname is Enkidu. Anyway, the last thing we see of him is that he's going into the chamber and about to come in contact with Tear when everything just explodes. It sends of this burst of radiation or something into the sky and turns the sky this shimmering color that has strange magnetic properties. The end result is that computers and other kinds of technology will no longer work. So after humanity has gotten fairly dependent on these elements they are forced to try and live without them. That's basically the entire setting we are brought into and all the above explained in pretty much the first episode.\\n\\nThe story really takes place a decent amount of time after twin X. The story centers on the children of Enkidu who lost their father in the accident and lost their mother shortly thereafter. So now they have nowhere to go. They stumble upon a group of children, ages fourteen and up, that have something to do with Gilgamesh and exhibit telekinetic abilities. Then some other children appear and start fighting with them. These other kids also have telekinetic powers, so there seems to be some kind of strange war. Ultimately the two children that are related to Enkidu end up in the hands of these other people and they live with this lady called the Countess who used to work at Heaven's Gate. It's a strange story and has a lot of twists. It actually has a lot of the thematic feel of a post-apocalyptic story, but actually isn't. It's pre-apocalyptic, but it feels post apocalyptic because people feel very isolated and humanity is struggling to continue on with life after they no longer have connection with the rest of the world at their fingertips. I thought the story was very well designed in that element alone. I found the characters very well developed overall and enough well written plot twists to be very intrigued by a lot of the conclusions to the questions the viewer develops throughout the series. In some ways the story is very well written and in others it kind of isn't, like you never really grasp why the kids have those special powers... or maybe I just missed it. The real black mark on this series is that the story ends very poorly in my opinion. I like how it ended, I just disliked why it ended that way.\\n\\nThe art is pretty good for the most part. One small part that kind of threw me off artistically is that they made a careful effort to give all their characters lips so they look more realistic. Now normally I would say this is a great idea, especially since I collect a lot of comic books and most of that art includes that feature of realism. I don't know why, but seeing it used in an anime made it feel less usual, I've already gotten used to the tiny mouth aspect of anime. I really just think it looks better because with lips the faces seem crowded to me for some reason, their mouths just look far too big. I don't know, it's a very odd reason to knock this series, but it was a stylistic element that I didn't like. Everything else was beautifully done and artistically they really capture that very bleak feel, which I suppose is sort of a foreshadowing artistic element since it's pre-apocalyptic.\\n\\nI really did want to like this anime a ton. It had all the elements that I would seemingly enjoy. Extremely dark atmosphere, human society struggling to survive, accurate ancient historical representations... I really did try to get into it. As you can see by my rating it didn't really succeed. It has a lot of interesting elements and asks really tough moral/ethical questions which I usually love on a philosophical level. There's just something about Gilgamesh that didn't follow through with a major revelation. I suppose that's not accurate, there is a major revelation, but it's kind of stupid. This series did not end on a high note for me and instead tries to teach something about love in the end. For such a bleakly designed series this just felt like a rip off. Unfortunately I don't think this has very much re-watch value for me. It's like a few other series I've encountered that start off strong but just taper off in the end. While Gilgamesh does some things right it really doesn't hold together fully for me, so I wouldn't recommend to rush out and get it. It is kind of worth watching once because a lot of it is pretty good, but the conclusion will ultimately kill the high in the end.\",\n \"Product: ZOO is an extraordinary glimpse into the life of a seemingly normal Seattle family man whose secret sexual appetites led to his shocking death. Directed by acclaimed filmmaker Robinson Devor (Woman Chaser, Police Beat), the film explores the ensuing media coverage and public outcry that uncovered a secret community of zoophiles, who call themselves \\\"zoos.\\\" This expressionistic rendering of how apparently upstanding citizens banded together and videotaped their journey into the most taboo realms of behavior, reveals the enormous gulf between what we appear to be and who we really are.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: An interesting case on a subject that is not oft heard of\\n\\nReview: I guess buying all those other documentaries has ultimately led me down this path. I do quite enjoy documentaries, particularly about nature, history, and astrophysics... then there's this one. When this first hit my recommendation list I initially thought it was something about zoos or animals, just goes to show my general naivet on this topic. Of course I read the description, and sometimes it's hard to be a curious fellow, but I really wanted to see what this was all about regardless of ratings. I confess that the general topic of bestiality is something that interests me, but particularly from a psychological level. I've read a few other books on aberrant sexual behavior, probably one of the most well known is \\\"The 120 Days of Sodom\\\" and while this is not a scientific book, it does have a great deal to read into and think about without the bias of some scientists. I've also read \\\"Rogue Messiah\\\" which relates extreme religious cults with a penchant for outrageous overpowered sexual behavior. I guess I'm saying this because I don't want to be labeled as something I'm not and pointing out that the subject in general is something that interests me.\\n\\nThat being said, I was rather disappointed in the documentary. I had never heard of this case until I stumbled upon this film and I think it's presented in a way that requires people to have a decent amount of foreknowledge about the case. For someone like me it felt kind of disjointed and I really don't like the way it's been kind of thrown together. I would've preferred a solid fifteen minute introduction into what prompted this documentary, going over the case and news etc. However, they don't do that, instead they stick to this clandestine ominous feel throughout the documentary with a strange soundtrack that lends to this feeling. Something is going on? Something very abnormal by society's standards... what could it be? This is how it feels to watch this. Towards the end I learned what happened and I think I know why they filmed it this way. Basically it feels like this film tries to engender sympathy for the Zoo's that were chastised for their involvement even though Mr. Hands, who died, was fully consenting to what he did with the horses.\\n\\nWhile I think they failed on all fronts to make me want to go hang out with these fellows and be friends, I am glad it gave the subject neutral treatment overall. I have actually gone to further lengths to peruse some forums that cater to this kind of interest, for as the documentary points out, the internet is what brought everyone together. Anyway, one thing struck me as I was reading through the forum; there are many that take this as a sexual orientation. I have to be honest, this never occurred to me before. I always considered that it followed down a path of fetishism, which is something I can identify with a little more. But in that form the objects or actions are what a person responds to, a lot of these people speak of love as if to a regular human mate. Personally, I'm neutral on this subject, to be perfectly frank. I don't care if you think it's sick or disgusting, many people say this about homosexuality or transvestites.\\n\\nBased on a lot of things I've read and seen, I cannot deny the overwhelming motivator that is gratification of this sort. I have to try and see this documentary for what it is and try to see things from the world view of these people if I can ever hope to grasp some concept, and I have to question myself. If this was the only way I could ever actually have real pleasure in this world would it be worth the risk? Sure, you'll naturally go through motions of trying out the normal stuff society deems acceptable, but what if that's not enough and you keep searching. Eventually you end up in a very lonely state and the need builds up until you have to follow through. It's not necessarily insanity, it's just that you know what you need is out there and it's in your power to obtain it and perhaps share in that lovingly. So at that point you just weigh the risk. Is it better to be shunned by society for something that makes you feel loved or not? While I'm not about to go track down a local barnyard personally, I do understand to a degree, because even desires that may be considered tame are still shunned by society. Even bondage, which has become more readily practiced today, is still considered, by and large, an abnormality by the greater populace. Many people shun this, but as the concept becomes more and more mentioned people become desensitized to the subject. I'm not a psychologist, but as others have mentioned, I wish they would have included some commentary from one on this documentary, because I would really like to know the answer to \\\"is this a legitimate sexual orientation?\\\" Society will yell a resounding \\\"no!\\\" and the Zoo's may yell a resounding \\\"yes!\\\" I have to admit, society can be wrong, it was wrong that the world was flat now wasn't it?\\n\\nI know I went off tangent, but I couldn't help it, this documentary leaves way too many questions. Sure I know what happened about the case. I now know there is an animal abuse law on the books in Washington, in case this should happen again. But what I don't know is what really makes the human tick on this level. I don't care if you think it's wrong, or immoral, people are doing it. People are not only doing it, they are finding it a great pleasure and do it without regret. They take great care of their animals and love them dearly as you or I would love a spouse or a child, as the film states. I still want to hear some theories on why! But no one ever asked them that question, no one even tries to speculate here. It did get an extra half star for staying neutral on the topic and not condemning the people, instant condemnation doesn't necessarily give you honest answers and I doubt these people would've allowed themselves to be interviewed if they were being demonized. For that I have nothing but respect for the makers of this.\",\n \"Product: Accepting that by the time people get to season seven they tend to know the formula of 24 inside out, the creative minds behind the show respond here by emptying out every cupboard to throw everything they can at you. The core of the show remains the adventures of Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, as he battles to save the world from yet another terrorist threat. With the action taking place in real time, we get 24 episodes set across a single day, and its one filled with twists, turns, action and surprise. That much were expecting. Surprise number one in 24 - Season 7 though arrives within 20 minutes of the season starting, as the character of Tony Almeida seemingly returns from the dead. So whats happened? Has Tony turned? What kind of threat is brewing? Ah, its these and many questions that are resolved at the shows usual breakneck pace. 24 - Season 7 also wisely gets on board a roster of enviable acting talent. Cherry Jones ably takes on the role of President Allison Taylor, while Jon Voight makes a suitably sneery Secretary Of Defense. Add in the likes of Kurtwood Smith, Bob Gunton, Janeane Garofalo and Tony Todd, and its an impressive roster who put a straight face on the occasionally silly narrative. Season 7 does find 24 inevitably lacking some of that original spark, and a few more ideas wouldnt hurt it. But its still a confident season of arguably the best thriller currently on television. And, bluntly, theres nobody who does all this quite like Jack Bauer, even if the mans best days may be behind him --Jon Foster\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Just when I thought 24 was losing my interest...\\n\\nReview: After seeing the \\\"Redemption\\\" two hour special I was very excited to see this season. After seeing Season 6, I was starting to get concerned that the writers behind 24 were running out of ideas. The fact that Jack's dad was constantly coming up got incredibly tedious after a while. Luckily in Season 7 this doesn't happen. The villains change and get bigger as the show goes on, like we would normally find in a season of 24.\\n\\nOne of the things that made this season especially strong was the change in location. The fact that this season takes place in Washington D.C. really gives it a breath of fresh air in my opinion. As you can guess this involves a threat to the White House and it is connected to \\\"Redemption\\\", but I won't say anything more than that. At first with the setting in Los Angeles with David Palmer it was really great, but after a while the terrorists always attacking this one location got a little run of the mill after a while. For whatever reason the change of location makes everything better. In fact I think it would be awesome to let Jack's character go to different locations in future seasons.\\n\\nThe season kicks off with Jack on trial with Congress for his use of torture tactics. This is a theme that gets revisited quite a bit throughout the season. Obviously this reflects the U.S.'s current questions on how effective torture tactics are. I like seeing those sort of questions being reflected in popular media. I also like that they don't force their character to completely change to popular thinking, and then of course we wouldn't have Jack Bauer.\\n\\nAs some people have mentioned the packaging for this DVD is excellent. I have to agree, it's the size of a regular DVD case, yet has six discs in it! This saves on space and it does not require the use of Dual Disc. I hate Dual Disc because you run a higher risk of scratching a surface of a disc, with these DVD's all of them have the top coated surface. I think all large DVD sets should use this form of packaging; the sheer space saving aspect is completely worth it.\\n\\nIf you felt that 24 was starting to flounder like I was, you might be pleasantly surprised at this season. Sure the events are over the top, but that gives us the action packed episodes we all want. If you're a total action fan then you can't go wrong with this season of 24.\",\n \"Product: Accepting that by the time people get to season seven they tend to know the formula of 24 inside out, the creative minds behind the show respond here by emptying out every cupboard to throw everything they can at you. The core of the show remains the adventures of Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, as he battles to save the world from yet another terrorist threat. With the action taking place in real time, we get 24 episodes set across a single day, and its one filled with twists, turns, action and surprise. That much were expecting. Surprise number one in 24 - Season 7 though arrives within 20 minutes of the season starting, as the character of Tony Almeida seemingly returns from the dead. So whats happened? Has Tony turned? What kind of threat is brewing? Ah, its these and many questions that are resolved at the shows usual breakneck pace. 24 - Season 7 also wisely gets on board a roster of enviable acting talent. Cherry Jones ably takes on the role of President Allison Taylor, while Jon Voight makes a suitably sneery Secretary Of Defense. Add in the likes of Kurtwood Smith, Bob Gunton, Janeane Garofalo and Tony Todd, and its an impressive roster who put a straight face on the occasionally silly narrative. Season 7 does find 24 inevitably lacking some of that original spark, and a few more ideas wouldnt hurt it. But its still a confident season of arguably the best thriller currently on television. And, bluntly, theres nobody who does all this quite like Jack Bauer, even if the mans best days may be behind him --Jon Foster\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Just when I thought 24 was losing my interest...\\n\\nReview: After seeing the \\\"Redemption\\\" two hour special I was very excited to see this season. After seeing Season 6, I was starting to get concerned that the writers behind 24 were running out of ideas. The fact that Jack's dad was constantly coming up got incredibly tedious after a while. Luckily in Season 7 this doesn't happen. The villains change and get bigger as the show goes on, like we would normally find in a season of 24.\\n\\nOne of the things that made this season especially strong was the change in location. The fact that this season takes place in Washington D.C. really gives it a breath of fresh air in my opinion. As you can guess this involves a threat to the White House and it is connected to \\\"Redemption\\\", but I won't say anything more than that. At first with the setting in Los Angeles with David Palmer it was really great, but after a while the terrorists always attacking this one location got a little run of the mill after a while. For whatever reason the change of location makes everything better. In fact I think it would be awesome to let Jack's character go to different locations in future seasons.\\n\\nThe season kicks off with Jack on trial with Congress for his use of torture tactics. This is a theme that gets revisited quite a bit throughout the season. Obviously this reflects the U.S.'s current questions on how effective torture tactics are. I like seeing those sort of questions being reflected in popular media. I also like that they don't force their character to completely change to popular thinking, and then of course we wouldn't have Jack Bauer.\\n\\nAs some people have mentioned the packaging for this DVD is excellent. I have to agree, it's the size of a regular DVD case, yet has six discs in it! This saves on space and it does not require the use of Dual Disc. I hate Dual Disc because you run a higher risk of scratching a surface of a disc, with these DVD's all of them have the top coated surface. I think all large DVD sets should use this form of packaging; the sheer space saving aspect is completely worth it.\\n\\nIf you felt that 24 was starting to flounder like I was, you might be pleasantly surprised at this season. Sure the events are over the top, but that gives us the action packed episodes we all want. If you're a total action fan then you can't go wrong with this season of 24.\",\n \"Product: Big science has expelled smart new ideas from the classroom ... What they forgot is that every generation has its Rebel! That rebel, Ben Stein (Ferris Buellers Day Off) travels the world on his quest, and learns an awe-inspiring truth that educators and scientists are being ridiculed, denied tenure and even fired for the crime of merely believing that there might be evidence of design in nature, and that perhaps life is not just the result of accidental, random chance. To which Ben Says: Enough! And then gets busy. NOBODY messes with Ben.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: A complete sham, I can't believe I paid money to see this in the theater\\n\\nReview: **UPDATE: 9/24/08 - After numerous requests I have ultimately decided to rewrite this review, almost in its entirety. The first review was posted on 7/14/2008. My rating has not changed nor have my opinions on this documentary. However, people have made suggestions in format changes as well as making the content more concise and I think they are good suggestions. It doesn't matter whether you support ID or Evolution, the review should help people make an educated decision about this product. Thank you to those who helped with their suggestions and didn't simply write this off because I gave it one star. This applies to people on both sides of the ID and Evolution argument, you people are truly taking the high road and I appreciate that.\\n\\nI believe I should clarify something before I delve into the full breadth of my review. When I first saw this I was ready to give it three stars. I didn't see any point in questioning Ben Stein's report about people losing their jobs because of their beliefs. Humanity can be cruel no matter where you are and prejudice can rear its head no matter what the belief. That being said, I walked out thinking there was a problem starting to sweep the academic community and the only issue I had with the film was its association of Darwin and the Nazis (I'll go more in depth on this later). I've been quite a fan of Ben Stein's commentary on the economy and many other things. He seems to be very fair and balanced, thus, based on that perception I didn't have any reason to question his work here. Until I started doing some research on it, that is. I went to expelledexposed.com to read the scientific communities response. I was shocked. I didn't stop there; I went to freegonzalez.com one of the scientists featured in the documentary. I may not have looked at every scientist interviewed in detail, but I've seen enough.\\n\\nBen Stein shows us a world where Academia's freedom of inquiry might not be so free. This should be a concern for anyone and everyone. This undermines the concept that we will be teaching facts and truth in our universities. However, if you watch how this documentary is formatted you will find that this documentary is overly biased, delving into spectrums of propaganda! Let me explain. Stein sets about proving his premise by interviewing scientists that have been rejected by the establishment. Scientists who have allegedly had their lives ruined because of their belief in something called \\\"Intelligent Design.\\\" Science isn't here to persecute people's beliefs and this concept would probably outrage anyone... that is until you realize the lengths he goes to paint science as the root of this evil.\\n\\nSo, we have Stein interviewing scientists that have had their qualifications ruined by the establishment, wouldn't you think Stein should interview people working in the scientific community at the time about this issue? If this persecution of dissidents was happening I would think he'd go and talk to people still working in the field and cite his examples for scrutiny. This never happens. Either Stein is a just a terrible host for a documentary and should stick to the game shows, or he has an agenda. Stein does interview PZ Myers, Michael Ruse, Eugenie Scott, and the mighty Richard Dawkins for his grand finale, but he never once asks them about the people that were fired or denied tenure. He only sticks to questions concerning how life began. He doesn't even really talk to them about why Intelligent Design is rejected by the scientific community versus why evolution is taught. He never asks these questions. Michael Ruse, who isn't even credited during his interview (more sloppy documentary work), proposes a possible life beginning scenario involving crystals. This results in Stein asking him again how it's possible... after Ruse just told him and results in what can be interpreted as a rude response from Ruse. This style of filming to show scientists as unwilling to entertain the idea of Intelligent Design pushes the viewer to see science as intolerable. In our overly politically correct society this seems \\\"mean\\\" or whatever to people. Science isn't a democracy; it's based on factual observations. Intelligent Design cannot provide something observable that can be repeated in a laboratory, that's a fact, not a belief. So why should science also be politically correct and show \\\"tolerance\\\" for things that are blatantly unscientific. (I know some people will cry conspiracy about evolution, but that's not the point of this documentary.)\\n\\nStein also interviewed Berlinski and played favoritism to him in this film, I think, because he was giving the kind of answers Stein could agree with. That shouldn't be the point of something you're making to generate awareness. He goes into his grand finale with Dawkins. I'm not going to try and defend Dawkins' embarrassing answer for him; I agree with others that he's a better writer (though I do admire him for trying to speak out for the side of science). Long story short, Stein pushed Dawkins to come up with an answer of how life began and Dawkins naturally replied that he didn't know. He actually replied with \\\"I don't know\\\" multiple times until we come to a cut scene where it shows Dawkins proposing that aliens could have possibly seeded life on the planet. If you notice Dawkins' tone of voice and mannerisms it's pretty clear he didn't even believe his comment. So why say it? I have no idea; I also have no idea how long this paltry debate between Dawkins and Stein went on until Stein finally got some ammunition to help his point along.\\n\\nAs further proof of this rather slanted take on the subject, I submit the whole Nazi/Holocaust association with science. I'm sorry, but what does that have to do with freedom of inquiry in the present day academic community? For me Stein is simply reaching at straws and he's really out to demonize science. As someone told me, he was quoted as saying \\\"Science leads to killing.\\\" After seeing this relation in the midst of his documentary I can see why he believes it, but that doesn't mean he's right. Not to mention Hitler was influenced by a lot more than just Darwinian Theory, just read \\\"Mein Kampf\\\" and you'll see him quote another document called \\\"The Protcol's of the Elders Zion.\\\" Hitler basically repeated the anti-Semitic theories from that document almost verbatim concerning his prejudice. Not to mention the Nazi practice of \\\"survival of the fittest\\\" doesn't even correlate with Darwin, because mankind is meddling at that specific point. Nature isn't in control over who is the \\\"fittest\\\" the Nazi party and other humans were. Just because the Nazis don't understand what it means or want to skew it doesn't mean it was all Darwin's fault. Either way, apparently he forgets why we understand the cause of Small Pox and can create a vaccine or how penicillin works and is just focusing on those who made things like the atomic bomb. I'm well aware that Darwin influenced the Nazi scientists, but this has nothing to do with the scientists supposedly being fired today.\\n\\nIn the end I was left realizing the immense piece of propaganda I had viewed. After I sat down and analyzed what I saw and did some research this swiftly dropped to a one star rating. There is simply no excuse for this and whether you support Intelligent Design or Evolution, it doesn't matter; you should not want Stein representing you on this case. You should not want this documentary to be used as your \\\"proof\\\" against the establishment. \\\"Expelled\\\" is propaganda and you can even tell that from the way it's filmed. If you must see it, then do the research to back it up on both sides. Regardless if you believe his points or think that Gonzalez should be freed, you have to ask yourself \\\"why didn't he ask Richard Dawkins or PZ Myers or any of the other scientists about the firings and losing of tenure?\\\" If you don't have an answer for this then you know this film isn't on the level.\\n\\nP.S. This is an abridged review from the original. I think this stands as my full review for just the film. Hopefully this improved/rewritten review will come across as being more useful for those reading.\",\n \"Product: Young, nubile, and virginal Justine (Romina Power, Tyrone Power's 18-year-old daughter) is cast out of a French orphanage and thrust into a depraved world of prostitution, predatory lesbians, a fugitive murderess (Mercedes McCambridge), bondage, branding, and one supremely sadistic monk (an outrageous performance by Jack Palance). It's a twisted tale of strange desires, perverse pleasures, and the ultimate corruption of innocence as told by the Marquis de Sade. One of the most lavish and bizarre erotic shockers ever made by the notorious Jess Franco, \\\"Justine\\\" is bursting with wanton nudity, sexual perversion, and an all-star cast including Akim Tamiroff (Touch of Evil), Maria Rohm (Venus in Furs), and Klaus Kinski (Nosferatu) as the Marquis de Sade. Originally released with over 30 minutes cut, this infamous film is presented here fully restored and completely uncensored for the first time!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Since when did \\\"Justine\\\" get a happy ending??\\n\\nReview: I hope you weren't planning on seeing anything remotely related to the Marquis de Sade's great work \\\"Justine\\\" in this film. This is practically a completely different story, the most this movie should say is that it's inspired by \\\"Justine\\\" not that it IS \\\"Justine\\\". This most certainly is not \\\"Justine\\\". If you want to see \\\"Justine\\\" go pick up the French film \\\"Justine de Sade\\\" that is far more faithful to the original story. This \\\"Justine\\\" by Franco is a very artistic version and they take a lot of artistic license, to the point where they completely change the ending and have a \\\"happily ever after\\\" version. I think Sade would consider this an insult.\\n\\nI have no illusions that filming a De Sade film in the 60's would prove to be quite difficult in terms of censorship, heck it was even more of a problem for the author himself... as we all know of his prison sentence for it. So, in some ways, I'm not surprised they took a lot out, but to change such drastic amounts of the story... I don't know, I'm just not sold on it. A few of the more memorable moments are certainly there, like the band of thugs with Dubois after the prison break, Justine being taken in by the guy that wanted to kill his aunt (though it's his wife in this film) and the monks at the monastery. However, this is very much a softly erotic film and barely touches on the atrocities De Sade talked about (thought probably quite explicit by that times standards). I don't mind that they took out the brutality all that much, but my problem was the script was so far off base that I just couldn't buy into the changes. Like there's this painter that Justine runs into and he is then her rescuer later in the film, as well as love interest. \\\"Justine\\\" by De Sade doesn't have any of this and it leaves me wondering how they thought working in this random character wouldn't be very obvious. It's as if they were trying to take something that is purely debauched and trying to make the audience feel that virtue will triumph. Anyone who has read De Sade, truly, knows that his writings don't work that way!\\n\\nThe one additional concept that I sort of liked was showing De Sade in prison, played by Klaus Kinski, and having visions that apparently influenced him to write \\\"Justine.\\\" I thought it was a nifty inclusion, but I don't like the execution that much. The audience views this as a man in prison going insane and being tormented by his dark visions. Based on what I've read of Sade's history, it didn't really work that way. De Sade was making bold statements against society and religious oppression in the most lascivious way he could think of. Sort of an \\\"F you!\\\" to the establishment that had locked him away. The way the scenes with Sade pan out in this film makes me feel that we're supposed to sympathize and feel bad for Sade, because he actually looks as if he regrets what he sees and the tortures he writes about. If that was truly the case he would've stopped with \\\"120 Days of Sodom\\\" instead of writing a vast amount of other tales along similar lines.\\n\\nThe quality of acting is a bit better than the 1970's version I recommended above and I do agree that Romina Power made a very beautiful Justine. Now for those begging to know, there is a decent amount of nudity in this. Nowhere to the degree of \\\"Justine de Sade\\\", but enough to entertain the perverse, though bear in mind this film is far more artistic. I think they played up the fact that Sade was genuinely into theater and they upped that factor a ton. Jack Palance played a superb Father Antonin, for how he is portrayed in the film, considering he was drunk all the time. It did give a very maniacal feel.\\n\\nUnfortunately they had to deviate drastically from the original story to make this. Not even \\\"Justine de Sade\\\" has detailed footage of the perversions Sade wrote about, but it has a great deal more than in here. It also stays true to the Sadean philosophy and story in general! I feel that Franco's \\\"Justine\\\" deviates from Sade's philosophical concepts greatly. Luckily in terms of directing Franco did do a great job in this department, if only the writer he was working with stayed true to Sade... One thing that is worth watching after the movie is the twenty minute interview with Franco, I found that very interesting and excellent. Take it or leave it, if you're a Franco fan in general, you might find merit in this, but if you're like me and a fan of Sade you will be sorely disappointed... possibly insulted even. I have never seen a film change a story so much. A happy ending to \\\"Justine\\\"... that's almost laughable!\",\n \"Product: Long awaited release (10 years! In the making) for one of the most anticipated albums in the history of Black Metal. Featuring Hellhammer of Mayhem on drums, Aldrahn of DHG on vocals & Satyr from Satyricon on vocals & as co-producer. A very diverse and original album for the hard-core Black Metal fan. 2001 release.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Finally a full length by this incredible band!\\n\\nReview: Thorns is a band that has been dabbling in the world of Black Metal since 1989. I first came across this band on the Nordic Metal compilation released by Necropolis, with the song \\\"rie Descent.\\\" Of that compilation this is one of the songs that had the most profound affect on me as a listener. One of the most infuriating parts of this is that I could not track down anymore Thorns tracks, nor could I find any bands that even remotely came close to their genius. So you can easily imagine that when I found out Thorns was releasing new material again I was very excited.\\n\\nThe main musician behind this project, Snorre Ruch, has a rather critical history in the forming of this genre and it's eventually explosion of publicity because of one man's murder. Ruch (a.k.a Blackthorn) and Euronymous knew each other in the early 90's, and eventually Ruch would become the second guitarist in Mayhem. Ruch would also be a creative force in the composition of the now infamous \\\"De Mysteriis dom Sathanas\\\" recording, as is evident by the use of his riffs from the \\\"Grymyrk\\\" demo tape. Euronymous saw something special in his composition and writing ability, which is obvious to all of us now. Ruch had his own problems as well, such as mental problems of his own, and his outlet was clearly art and music. However, knowing Euronymous eventually led to making an acquaintance with Varg Vikernes, the man who would eventually murder Euronymous. Ruch's role was fairly minimal in the actual murder, he merely drove the car. He was later sentenced to prison for eight years because of his accomplice to the murder. There has been some speculation as to whether or not Ruch actually knew Varg was going to murder Euronymous on that night. I figure he drove away because after seeing Varg stab someone and get into the car with a knife, I would probably drive off when ordered as well. I think Ruch may have been a victim of circumstance, rather than a genuine accomplice, and I think that belief is held up by the fact that he is still friends with Hellhammer and Faust.\\n\\nThorns' return was announced with the split with Emperor, featuring the music completely composed and recorded by Ruch and vocals by Satyr. While the album is fairly decent, it did not live up to my expectations of the older recordings. I really didn't expect it to, mostly since Ruch would have a lot more technology available to him. That album also featured reworked songs of earlier material and some new stuff. However, now that the self titled has been released it not only met my expectations, but in some ways exceeded them. I wanted that eerie chord structure that was present in the first songs, and Ruch built on that style and enhanced it so much more on this recording. He also added in some ambient and other electronic sounds to give it more of an ominous, yet spatial feel to the album. So it sounds otherworldly and surreal through most of the recording.\\n\\nRuch pulled together some other well known figures in the industry to perform some of the elements of his album, probably to achieve a level of perfection he felt he couldn't achieve simply by himself. \\\"Thorns\\\" features Satyr (Satyricon) and Bjrn Denker, a.k.a. Aldrahn, (Ddheimsgard, Zyklon-B) on vocals. I have always enjoyed Satyr's vocals and I think his work on \\\"Stellar Master Elite\\\" gave the song the presence it really deserved. Aldrahn has always seemed like a very versatile vocalist to me, and that was made ever clearer on \\\"666 International\\\" and his opening work on \\\"Existence\\\" gave the song a heavier and more emotionally driven feel than Satyr's dryer vocal style would have given it. However, Satyr's vocals sound all the more vile and angry by comparison so that's where he fits into the picture. I think this is why Ruch used more than one vocalist, because their styles give the songs a different feel altogether. Hellhammer, obviously, played drums on this recording and he has more than outdone himself here. While the drum work is fairly straight forward on most of the album, it is by far a lesson in endurance. There is no fast blast beating that would rival the likes of Frost, but the real feature here is the double bass work. By far some of the fastest endured double bass is played on this album. When you listen to tracks like \\\"Interface to God\\\" and the song shifts in tempo from fast to even faster, any musician will be shocked to hear that shift. I'm not entirely disappointed that the drumming is fairly straight forward because it shifts the listener's focus to the guitar work and gives the album a fairly mechanical feel. And judging by Ruch's use of such elements, it's what he wanted the listener to get out of it as well.\\n\\nBy far one of the most impressive features on this album are the lyrics. Ruch has proven to be a very impressive and meaningful writer, while nothing that would rival great poets of the past, he does write songs that I can identify with. Such as \\\"Existence\\\", which he stated in an interview is how he best views humanity. The fact that humanity is presented as a parasite makes sense to me. When a human is born they are, by all rights, a parasite growing within the mother. They change the mother's body and chemical structure to fit their own needs so that they can feed off of her. Tracks like \\\"Stellar Master Elite\\\" and \\\"Interface to God\\\" stay in line with Black Metal ideology that religion is a conspiracy of the ones in power on this world and that God is far from a \\\"real\\\" God. Lyrically the album gives off the ever present feel of a general evil in the universe without stating specifically that Satan is behind it all. Something I felt was a fresh move. Far too many bands venerate Satan whether they follow the being or not, and many just spout the name to anger the Christians. While angering Christians is great fun, it does become a tiring lyrical concept after a time. Thorns lyrics delve deeper than that, and I think this is a good influence into the growing Black Metal genre. Many other lyrics deal with the concepts of dream versus reality, which is a concept I think was obviously influenced by the Matrix, which made everyone question such concepts.\\n\\nObviously this will be getting album of the year from me. I think this album is an elevation to the ideology of Black Metal and Ruch has proved again that he can develop very new sounding music even when a genre is getting fairly generic as a whole. While I do enjoy some bands that stagnate, I do enjoy some bands that can push the envelope correctly. Thorns is doing just that, but I doubt there will be anyone out there who can truly pull off a sound that is similar and presented as perfectly as this album, other than possibly Ruch himself.\",\n \"Product: Bow to this, the blackest of all black metal DVDs! Packed with uncensored videos, exclusive interviews, and killer live performances, you'll be in the presence of some of the most extreme bands ever including Cradle of Filth, Emperor, Borknagar, Celtic Fr\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Where's the Black Metal?\\n\\nReview: For a DVD proclaiming tons of Black Metal... this is certainly missing a major portion of it! When has Cradle of Filth ever been Black Metal? The strongest claim could be their first album, but they quickly began to deviate from that kind of a style. So how they are a force in Black Metal is well beyond me...\\n\\nMorbid Angel? Wait what? Are you kidding me?? I've been listening to Black Metal for a very long time now and this band has NEVER been Black Metal. Not even \\\"Altars of Madness\\\" could ever be confused for a Black Metal release. I can't believe someone would produce this and try and cash in on the name of \\\"Black Metal\\\".\\n\\nBorknagar? Maybe the first album... but with the onset of \\\"The Olden Domain\\\" they weren't exactly \\\"pure\\\" Black Metal. They delved a lot further into Viking Metal a la Enslaved. Celtic Frost? Yeah, I know they influenced Black Metal bands, but I would say their Hellhammer work has a much better case. I just can't believe someone would buy this an think they were getting \\\"Black Metal\\\". More like nonsense... don't support this diary of misinformation if you want to hear real Black Metal!\",\n \"Product: After twenty years of relentless live performances and classic album releases, Dismember is back with their most crushing album to date! Dismember is the ultimate Death Metal album from one of the finest Swedish bands. These guys have lost nothing in terms of intensity. The sheer pace and passion of the songs are blistering and the vocal sounds as pissed off as ever. Powerful riffs that are not in short demand, plenty of lead works and amazingly melodic harmonies are what the metal scene needed and Dismember have them in huge spades. Band members are Matti Krki - vocals, David Blomqvist - guitars, Martin Persson - guitars,Tobias Cristiansson - bass and Thomas Daun - drums.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Dismember, probably at their heaviest!\\n\\nReview: The rating for this should really be 4.5, in my opinion.\\n\\nThis album is simply awesome! I really wasn't expecting this release from Dismember, I have to say. I know they started downplaying the whole Melodic Death Metal thing, but this album has basically three riffs and the rest is pure Death Metal. As soon as \\\"Death Conquers All\\\" kicks in you just know we're dealing with a heavier and more aggressive Dismember.\\n\\nThis is definitely one of the heaviest and most aggressive Dismember albums to date. I am usually loathe to use this statement to describe the music, but they have definitely heralded back to the older days. Now it's obviously not going to be just like they were playing in the days of \\\"Like an Everflowing Stream\\\" again, but some songs definitely have that kind of a feel. Albeit the sound is pretty cleaned up by comparison, so they're maintaining the pristine recording quality they adopted in the later years. Most of the melodic sections are used as either an intro or an outro, but the primary parts of all the songs are just pure Death Metal. Maybe it's just me, but one of the melodic sections sounds like absolute Megadeth worship, done with the Dismember tone of course. They returned to writing parts that have catchier sections here and there, which was something that I think was left out of \\\"The God that Never Was\\\", but for the self titled they've brought it back a little bit more. However, unlike \\\"Massive Killing Capacity\\\" it's not a full album of Rock induced Death Metal, no this one is just Death Metal through and through!\\n\\nThey've had another line-up change this time around as well, and probably one of the biggest changes to date. Fred Estby is not performing on this album. Not only was he the drummer he was also a major writing force so I can only assume that his absence has affected this fairly drastic shift in their compositional approach. Not to worry though, they found a rather surprising replacement with Thomas Daun who played for Repugnant and Insision. If you've heard either band you know this guy is an accomplished man behind the kit. Maybe it's just my bias, but \\\"Conquer All\\\" has some parts that vaguely remind me of a Repugnant vibe. Either way, I loved it and I think he's a great replacement and addition to the band. Martin Persson the guitarist they picked up on \\\"The God that Never Was\\\" seems to have stuck around, so maybe we're finally back to a full line-up, since they've also added a new bassist to the mix with Tobias Christensson.\\n\\nThe album focuses more on being heavy than fast or melodic and in that we have songs like \\\"Dark Depths\\\" that are much slower and brooding, but still incredibly heavy. I liken it to the early days of Grave, who also began to make a very strong comeback as of late in the Death Metal scene. Think \\\"Brutally Deceased\\\" off of \\\"You'll Never See...\\\" if you want a reference point. \\\"Dismember\\\" was a much more aggressive album from my perspective, but there aren't any overly memorable tracks on here like there was with songs like \\\"Casket Garden\\\". \\\"Europa Burns\\\" is about one of the only ones that I remember off hand with a catchy chorus riff. This is one unfortunate aspect of an otherwise incredible release.\\n\\nIf you're a long time Dismember fan then I really don't think there is anything for you to get disappointed about. In fact, on some levels, I think this album outdoes \\\"Where Ironcrosses Grow\\\". This aggressive and vicious approach to the album really stood out to me and definitely kept it spinning more than once in my world. I definitely recommend this, especially if you were more of a fan of what they were doing with \\\"Indecent & Obscene\\\" versus \\\"Death Metal\\\". If you were someone who preferred the latter, then you might not find this nearly as compelling of an album.\",\n \"Product: The hauntingly prophetic classic novel set in a not-too-distant future where books are burned by a special task force of firemen. Guy Montag is a fireman. His job is to burn books, which are forbidden, being the source of all discord and unhappiness. Even so, Montag is unhappy; there is discord in his marriage. Are books hidden in his house? The Mechanical Hound of the Fire Department, armed with a lethal hypodermic, escorted by helicopters, is ready to track down those dissidents who defy society to preserve and read books. The classic novel of a post-literate future, 'Fahrenheit 451' stands alongside Orwell's '1984' and Huxley's 'Brave New World' as a prophetic account of Western civilization's enslavement by the media, drugs and conformity. Bradbury's powerful and poetic prose combines with uncanny insight into the potential of technology to create a novel which over fifty years from first publication, still has the power to dazzle and shock.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not the most well developed story, but an excellent philosophical motivator\\n\\nReview: I am a few years out of college and most people are shocked to find out that I have never read \\\"Fahrenheit 451.\\\" Given how much of an avid reader I am, it is rather shocking that I had never read this. I was never assigned this in High School, though in retrospect I would have rather read this than the books I read in High School, such as John Steinbeck novels, my arch nemesis. I was also shocked to see that as I'm writing this 79 people gave this book a rating of one star. Clearly these people do not know what is out there; this book is not that bad. Granted I have some misgivings about the book, but it brings up some excellent concepts and I can't help but feel these people lack the education level to go beyond what the book is about. Maybe I am simply thinking on this level because I am older and can no longer truly identify with the High School mentality, but I don't think I ever did. There is this factor and the fact that their reviews were quite poorly written for the most part, so they clearly lacked literary prowess and their reviews do not hold much weight.\\n\\nEither way you look at it this book is now considered quite the classic. It is usually lumped together with Orwell's \\\"1984\\\" and I do agree with others that \\\"1984\\\" was the better story. Orwell created a much more vibrant and tangible world, Bradbury on the other hand did not succeed nearly as well. I can't help but think that Bradbury likely had read \\\"1984\\\" and thought of a slightly different worldview and thus did not feel the need to flesh his ideas out nearly as much. Whatever was the motivation for this, it was not a great move. This book starts off fairly slowly and ends on a rather sour note making the reader want to know what happened after.\\n\\nEssentially the reader is thrust into a futuristic world where it is illegal to read or own books. Thus most of the population is borderline mentally challenged and gets most of its information through news blips on their television screens or these radio earbud things. (Strangely we have earbud headphones now that are quite popular.) During this technological advancement they also made houses fireproof and thus no longer needed firemen, but they eventually developed a new job for them... burning books. Guy Montag, a fireman, is our protagonist throughout the story and after meeting a young girl that sends his mind reeling he ends up unconsciously working against this perverted society. He starts to slowly figure out that his wife is essentially a zombie to this society and she doesn't have any substance to her person. The book focuses more on his emotional responses to learning all of these things, and thus in heightened emotional states he doesn't make very great decisions. Although, his Fire Chief, Beatty, is the main antagonist and pursues Montag after he figures out what is really going on with his employee. Beatty was probably one of my favorite characters because he was so eloquently spoken. Unfortunately Montag was no real match for such a man's intellect and there was never a real battle of wits between them. Eventually Montag's disgust for society grows to paramount levels and he naturally becomes the outlaw of the land. Naturally, I couldn't help but see the parallel to 1984's characters. A great fugitive chase takes place and his chased by a robot dog, which is pretty much the only major weak part of this futuristic world, mostly due to the fact it's a goofy idea. Anyway, Montag covers his scent, though I can't help but think this is unrealistic even for this novel knowing what I do about genetics, pheromones and computer systems. Technically a robot dog primarily used for its olfactory sense should be able to detect him no matter what, because on a molecular level you still emit your scent.\\n\\nI don't want to give too much away, but suffice to say the book eventually abruptly ends. I felt like it was rather lacking at this point because I wanted to know what happened afterwards. I can't really give away the ending of the book because there really wasn't an ending. Of which, I left a ton of stuff out here and never even explained what actually happened in full, so don't feel cheated out of the adventure of the book. Once you get into this book the middle section is great and moves along quite briskly, but it trails off eventually.\\n\\nThe book is important from a literary perspective because it really shows some of the major dangers in censorship. It even outlines things that are done now. How about the part of this book that points out that it all started off catering to the minorities... how often is that done today. We need to accommodate the small groups so that everyone is happy, it doesn't matter if it's wrong? This is happening more and more in the world today, like if a child has problems learning then it's not the parents fault, it's the schools fault, or it's some obscure genetic related fault, thus it is no the child's responsibility to learn anything anymore. How about making books abridged today to bolster a High Schoolers interest in getting to read a classic? Snip off a few words here, a few words there. Obviously they wouldn't find these books interesting so we have to dumb them down to their intellectual level. Naturally this will help progress society?\\n\\nThat's how it all starts, and then people start to wonder why they need the full text at all, why not a paragraph summary? Why not a single sentence? Bradbury spells it out plainly for us in this book that that is exactly what happened in his imagined future. How long before simplicity replaces completeness in our society? Now we learn today that blurbs mean everything and people get a major amount of information from quick blurbs to feed our fast paced society, so they just write clever headlines and people think they have the news. It's progressively happening more and more. People don't want to take the time to read, so they get Cliff Notes. They don't desire to comprehend on their own half the time, so they watch a movie about it where there is less internal struggle to see from the characters. People who think that the problems this novel portrays aren't happening today aren't living in the same world the rest of the intellectual community is living. Those people are living in Orwell's world, in Bradbury's world. And pretty soon they will be the ones making decisions for everyone else in this world when they are the ones who eventually come into power because they are the best at writing clever headlines for two bit readers.\",\n \"Product: RPG based on the Aliens movie.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Aliens: Non-Adventure Game (or Let's Look at Tables)\\n\\nReview: I am still shaking my head in dismay at this travesty. Aliens is, by far, one of my all time favorite settings. I fully admit that. I have just about all the action figures from when I was a kid; I'll still buy figures in this particular series even now! I have all the video games, I have the collectible card game, I have all the comics, and I even have all the novels! So imagine my excitement when I found out a Role Playing Game was produced in this universe. I really enjoy tabletop RPG's quite a bit, so I was pretty excited to delve into this and maybe run some games with my gaming group. After reading this, that is definitely not going to happen.\\n\\nGranted this game came out in the early 90's, well before Dungeons and Dragons 3.5, and well before major stories in the comics took hold and pre-Alien 3. (This is early writing is also painfully obvious when you read about how they think internet shopping will be in the future. I got a chuckle out of that actually.) The fact it was pre-Alien 3 gave me a little hope for it, because that movie was a terrible follow-up to the action packed Aliens movie. I am disappointed in Leading Edge for producing a game like this and it kind of turned me off to trying to track down some other games they've produced as well. After reading this I'm not too surprised the company did not survive over the years, however, their miniatures line for the Terminator 2 and Aliens series are quite awesome. In that they certainly succeeded. Anyway, I should get into what I dislike about this.\\n\\nMaybe it's because I'm reading it way after the fact, but I simply hate their system. I don't actually need to play through a campaign to know it's not going to be fun, I've played enough RPG's in my day to understand game mechanics very well and I know what I do and don't find fun. Going into combat with this system is a grueling exercise. It is entirely based on tables. Tables are not a terrible thing, I mean I enjoy playing Warhammer 40k, but there is seriously a limit to how many tables you have to look at versus when you stop having fun. In certain combat scenarios, if you hit things just right, you could look at up to NINE tables to figure out what happened to your character. For a SINGLE combat sequence, which is only supposed to last a few seconds at most in game time! I'm sorry, but that just doesn't sound like a lot of fun. I understand they wanted to add a degree of realism into the system, but this is absurd. Part of the interest in gaming is that you can do things that you can't do in the real world! While the Aliens setting is incredibly realistic, all the table searching will have any player inundated with tables rather than actual game play.\\n\\nOne mechanic that they particular harp on is how \\\"this isn't like your other role playing games\\\", by that they mean they got rid of hit points. Hit Points are a pretty simplistic and fast paced process to judge damage. Instead this system has a couple different kinds of damage factors, but they both deal Physical Damage. You then have to check your physical damage to your Knockout Value. (This has a huge range and the examples tout numbers in the three thousand ranges!) Anyway, if you hit a specific value you have to then get medical treatment, which you have to cross reference with ANOTHER table to find out how long you can last without being healed. Naturally this is after cross referencing your Physical Damage table with your Damage Total table to see if you can be revived! All of this stuff is abbreviated too, so we have your PD, referenced with your DT, to see if you get an RR. Of course if you're trying to hit something everything goes against your SRM. Ugh... I'm already NOT having fun playing this game!\\n\\nAlright, so the combat system is an absolute travesty. Maybe the other content isn't so bad. That's not entirely true. It does have its good points, but it certainly doesn't outweigh the bad. For the record though, they do say that anything here should be modified by the GM, which is fine to say if you don't have to virtually overhaul their entire game system! For example, the treatment of Alien physiology in this is absolutely god awful in my opinion. Granted at the time the Adventure Game was written, they might not have had a lot of these details, but I seriously think some of them were quite implicit from the film. One of the most blatant errors is the part on Alien vision. Aliens don't have eyes. It's blatantly obvious they don't, I have no idea why they have this in the book and relate it to have a visual spectrum. They are not like the Predator! I also disagreed heavily with the concept that the Alien warriors also lay eggs. This is another aspect that I thought was pretty clear did not happen in the film. Finally, the other major issue I had with the Aliens was the face huggers can also implant embryos in dead bodies. That just seems plain counter intuitive to how an organism like this should work. The Chestburster only eats the dead flesh AFTER it comes out. It's supposed to grow inside a living host first! This was so disappointing. Luckily the Comics never used any of this tripe to move their stories along.\\n\\nOne thing I did like about this was the Marine character sheets. Despite all the table viewing, I thought the development and treatment of Marine characters was decently well done. It's basically one of the only things I'm not going to have to overhaul and rewrite if I want to competently play in the Aliens universe the way I believe it should be played! The book also feels very disorganized and disjointed sometimes. Like the table methods are so interrelated that it made the explanation on how to use them feel out of place. Like one chapter will discuss how a certain mechanic works, but it relates to this other thing a few chapters later and by the time you've gotten to that after reading three other chapters, you've already basically forgotten how to connect the two. They also try to grow the Aliens universe by introducing the whole ICC system of planets, which is very cool. I liked that a lot. However, they introduce these new insect like creatures on one planet called Harvesters. Are there any illustrations of these? Nope, we don't have illustrations, instead they went with movie screen shots, which are cool, but they're useless when trying to envision new creatures. They seem to keep touting these new encounters with the Harvesters over encounters with the Aliens... seriously; I bought this RPG to play against Aliens, not some other facsimile. I do agree that it's a good idea to introduce new material, but to use it in examples as much as they did was disappointing.\\n\\nIn the end I'm going to have to seriously rewrite this game in order to make it even remotely fun to play. The only salvageable aspect of this game is in chapter 8, when they give you ideas for campaigns to run. Some of the campaign suggestions are really great and are definitely something I could see my friends and me playing through. I just wish they had more detail for them, like a full module. A final thing that bothered me about this book is they kept making reference to another game they wrote called \\\"Phoenix Command\\\". They would reference this in case we wanted clarification on rules... seriously... the rules in this should be complete! I like the Aliens series so much that I just might rewrite most of this game! I'll probably borrow the Marine character sheets and development from this book, but seriously I'm putting hit points back in. This added \\\"realism\\\" they've included by referencing a bunch of tables is not fun. This will be a huge project for me, but I really think I can do it better and more competently.\\n\\nP.S. 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This is the story of a boy and a cityjonah kirks childhood has been punctuated by extraordinary moments like the time a generous stranger helped him realize his dream of learning the piano. Nothing is more important to him than his family and friends, and the electrifying power of music. But now jonah has a terrifying secret. And it sets him on a collision course with a group of dangerous people who will change his life forever. For one bright morning, a single earth-shattering event will show jonah that in his city, good is entwined with malice, and sometimes the dark side of humanity triumphs. But it will also teach him that courage and honour are found in the most unexpected places, and the way forward lies buried deep inside the heart. If he can just survive to find it\". The summary of the review text is \"Extremely slow start, but leads to a gripping conclusion\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Thank you to Netgalley and Bantam for providing me with an advanced review copy of this title.\n\nThis was an odd book for me. For a couple decades, I religiously purchased and devoured every title he published. I fell off the reading wagon some time after I finished the third Odd Thomas book, so it has been a long time since I read Koontz.\n\nThe first third of this book did not feel at all Koontzian. It was terribly slow and was almost like an historical novel about music. I almost abandoned it several times. Thankfully, it picked up with when I was about to give up for good.\n\nThe story opens with the narrator, whom we learn is Jonah Kirk, having a brief conversation with his friend, Malcolm, who urges Jonah to tell the story of his life - specifically, the dark time in his life. From that point forward, the story is told in first person perspective as Jonah relates events occurring in his life from the time he was 9 to about 11. What I found a little odd is that none of the dialogue sounded like that of a child, but in retrospect it makes sense since the story is literally a late-50s Jonah verbally telling his story to someone recording it.\n\nJonah is a musical prodigy who comes from a family of musically inclined people. His mother is a gifted singer, and his grandfather a gifted pianist. Unfortunately, the book spends the first third giving a long-winded history of their life before \"The Event.\" (My characterization, not Koontz's). This led to some horribly slow pacing, and while I appreciated that Koontz wanted to move away from his typical formula, it caught me off guard because I went into this thinking I was reading a Koontz book.\n\nUnfair, right? That he should be penalized for being formulaic, but penalized when he tries to do something different? In this book he gets much more philosophical, touching on mysticism and religion, even, but never becoming preachy in the process.\n\nIn any event, we get this long background on all these bad things that happened to his mother - all her lows, from her father leaving to her inability to find suitable work as a singer - and it was just...dry. I felt like the book was about musical history, and Jonah's quest to become a professional musician. It bored me.\n\nThere wasn't a hint of anything supernatural apart from these vague moments Jonah had with a woman who claimed to be the physical (human?) embodiment of the city itself. Those moments were too few and far between during the first third, however, that they were quickly forgotten in those chapters. This woman gave Jonah hints of things to come, prophetic dreams, even, but no hint as to where the story was going.\n\nSo there I was, meandering along, debating whether or not to abandon the book that seemed to just be a coming-of-age tale about this fledgling musician when things finally picked up with the introduction of Fiona Cassidy, who becomes a central character in \"The Event.\" That's when the book really started to hold my interest. Fiona was such a nasty woman, such a piece of work, that it kept me interested enough to learn more about her. Then I met Mr. Yoshioma, who was yet more interesting. Then various events started to fall into place and the plot really picked up, making the book feel decidedly more Koontzian.\n\nI will not spoil, but I will just say that Jonah and his friends became entangled in plots Fiona, among others, had planned for the city (Chicago), and only then did it become clear what role the City (in its physical embodiment) played in the story (note: it was pretty minor and this is probably the least supernatural I've ever seen Koontz be).\n\nMinor gripes with minor spoilers: I disliked that we never learned what Dreckman's \"cause\" was. He and all the players in his plotting believed in \"The Cause,\" yet we never heard anything about it. I'd have liked to know about their motivations. Also, some people might not like that there's such an (unlikely) happy ending, particularly as concerns the City's role in that ending.\n\nThe writing, as always, was excellent (I would hope so after some 30-odd years of writing!). I took no issue with it at all, save for the previous mention of the dialogue involving children, which felt a little too adult (but made sense if you consider an adult is telling a story about events occurring when he's a child).\n\nThe characters themselves, I loved. Jonah's mother was absolutely wonderful - she's the epitome of the single mother who's been kicked when she's down, but gets up stronger each time and devotes every moment of her life to making the life of her child better. It's rare to see such a devoted mother in literature. Mr. Yoshioma was equally fascinating, as a Japanese man who experienced internment following WWII, and became an unlikely friend to a curious Jonah. Jonah's grandfather is such a protective alpha bear, though you'd never know it by his gentle nature. Even Malcolm had his moments.\n\nIn any event, while the story starts out horribly slow, if you like mysteries and thrillers, it's worth pushing through the slow parts to get to the actual meat of the story. The background underlying it all could have been shaved substantially to keep the pacing up throughout, but once it picks up, it stays up. This would have been a 4 star for me if not for the first third of the book."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Thank you to Netgalley and Bantam for providing me with an advanced review copy of this title.\n\nThis was an odd book for me. For a couple decades, I religiously purchased and devoured every title he published. I fell off the reading wagon some time after I finished the third Odd Thomas book, so it has been a long time since I read Koontz.\n\nThe first third of this book did not feel at all Koontzian. It was terribly slow and was almost like an historical novel about music. I almost abandoned it several times. Thankfully, it picked up with when I was about to give up for good.\n\nThe story opens with the narrator, whom we learn is Jonah Kirk, having a brief conversation with his friend, Malcolm, who urges Jonah to tell the story of his life - specifically, the dark time in his life. From that point forward, the story is told in first person perspective as Jonah relates events occurring in his life from the time he was 9 to about 11. What I found a little odd is that none of the dialogue sounded like that of a child, but in retrospect it makes sense since the story is literally a late-50s Jonah verbally telling his story to someone recording it.\n\nJonah is a musical prodigy who comes from a family of musically inclined people. His mother is a gifted singer, and his grandfather a gifted pianist. Unfortunately, the book spends the first third giving a long-winded history of their life before \"The Event.\" (My characterization, not Koontz's). This led to some horribly slow pacing, and while I appreciated that Koontz wanted to move away from his typical formula, it caught me off guard because I went into this thinking I was reading a Koontz book.\n\nUnfair, right? That he should be penalized for being formulaic, but penalized when he tries to do something different? In this book he gets much more philosophical, touching on mysticism and religion, even, but never becoming preachy in the process.\n\nIn any event, we get this long background on all these bad things that happened to his mother - all her lows, from her father leaving to her inability to find suitable work as a singer - and it was just...dry. I felt like the book was about musical history, and Jonah's quest to become a professional musician. It bored me.\n\nThere wasn't a hint of anything supernatural apart from these vague moments Jonah had with a woman who claimed to be the physical (human?) embodiment of the city itself. Those moments were too few and far between during the first third, however, that they were quickly forgotten in those chapters. This woman gave Jonah hints of things to come, prophetic dreams, even, but no hint as to where the story was going.\n\nSo there I was, meandering along, debating whether or not to abandon the book that seemed to just be a coming-of-age tale about this fledgling musician when things finally picked up with the introduction of Fiona Cassidy, who becomes a central character in \"The Event.\" That's when the book really started to hold my interest. Fiona was such a nasty woman, such a piece of work, that it kept me interested enough to learn more about her. Then I met Mr. Yoshioma, who was yet more interesting. Then various events started to fall into place and the plot really picked up, making the book feel decidedly more Koontzian.\n\nI will not spoil, but I will just say that Jonah and his friends became entangled in plots Fiona, among others, had planned for the city (Chicago), and only then did it become clear what role the City (in its physical embodiment) played in the story (note: it was pretty minor and this is probably the least supernatural I've ever seen Koontz be).\n\nMinor gripes with minor spoilers: I disliked that we never learned what Dreckman's \"cause\" was. He and all the players in his plotting believed in \"The Cause,\" yet we never heard anything about it. I'd have liked to know about their motivations. Also, some people might not like that there's such an (unlikely) happy ending, particularly as concerns the City's role in that ending.\n\nThe writing, as always, was excellent (I would hope so after some 30-odd years of writing!). I took no issue with it at all, save for the previous mention of the dialogue involving children, which felt a little too adult (but made sense if you consider an adult is telling a story about events occurring when he's a child).\n\nThe characters themselves, I loved. Jonah's mother was absolutely wonderful - she's the epitome of the single mother who's been kicked when she's down, but gets up stronger each time and devotes every moment of her life to making the life of her child better. It's rare to see such a devoted mother in literature. Mr. Yoshioma was equally fascinating, as a Japanese man who experienced internment following WWII, and became an unlikely friend to a curious Jonah. Jonah's grandfather is such a protective alpha bear, though you'd never know it by his gentle nature. Even Malcolm had his moments.\n\nIn any event, while the story starts out horribly slow, if you like mysteries and thrillers, it's worth pushing through the slow parts to get to the actual meat of the story. The background underlying it all could have been shaved substantially to keep the pacing up throughout, but once it picks up, it stays up. This would have been a 4 star for me if not for the first third of the book."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: There's a reason they call it beauty sleep: during the night, your skin puts all its energy into repair and rejuvenation. Make the most of that skin-fixing session with this potent PM potion. Not only does it deliver all the age-battling benefits of The Youth As We Know It Moisture Cream (plumping, retexturizing, brightening and visibly reducing the appearance of fine lines, to name a few), it's made with twice the active wrinkle fighting power and half the weight. Its feather-light texture sinks deep into skin to pack a serious age-defying punchso get ready to wake up with the skin of your dreams'.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Smells fantastic, but filmy and not very long lasting for dry skin\n\nReview: The best thing about this cream is the scent. It reminds me of an orange creamsicle. It smells delightful and I don't find it overpowering at all.\n\nI am in my late 30s, have few signs of aging, but very dry skin. To my dismay, this product, like many others before it, not only doesn't provide enough hydration (especially for a night cream), but it leaves a film on my skin that sort of balls up and rubs off as it \"absorbs,\" which kinda defeats the purpose of the cream. It's a shame because its texture in the jar feels wonderuful - it's silky, smooth, and when initially slathering it on my face, it feels luxurious. I have used other creams, like Cetaphil (inexpensive drug store brand) and Shiseido's Benefiance night cream with much better results, at least as far as dryness and moisturization is concerned. I cannot really comment on its age-defying benefits, since I have few signs of aging at this point, but in terms of a night cream one might use for moisturization, I cannot recommend this, especially with that price tag.","Product: This stunning upholstered platform bed by Zinus will transform your bedroom. It ships in one carton with the frame, legs and ten wooden slats conveniently located in the zippered compartment in the back of the headboard for easy assembly. This classic upholstered platform bed features a square stitched headboard and low profile footboard style frame, with wood slats and exposed feet for support. The dark grey square stitched upholstery adds softness and provides a classic framework for your mattress. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful, sturdy, and easy to assemble.\n\nReview: This is one of those rare products that compelled me to write a review. I get a ton of items from Amazon. I rarely review them these days. We just got done putting the bed together about an hour ago and here I am, reviewing. We bought this for a guest room. We do not expect said room to get a ton of use, but wanted a nice-looking and comfortable bed. In other words, I cannot review how well this bed will hold up with extensive use.\n\nFirst, the packaging is genius. It was well organized inside the headboard, and it was zipped up. This means it can be placed back into the headboard should we ever move.\n\nSecond, it took one person only 30 minutes to put the bed together. That includes actually unpacking it from the box and taking all the parts out of the headboard. He came out of the room and proclaimed that it was the \"easiest piece of furniture I have ever put together in my life.\"\n\nThird, it looks fantastic. It looks exactly as pictured. It does not look cheap. Given how inexpensive it is, I expected it to look a little shabbier than the photos. It does not. Seriously, it's beautiful, with nice lines and great color.\n\nFourth, and finally, it feels sturdy when you sit on it. We also purchased the Zinus 8-inch memory foam mattress to go with it. It felt comfortable to sit and lay on, and it did not feel That is really my only complaint - because the headboard has a couple inches of plushness, it is difficult to get the mattress to sit totally flush at the end of the bed. With a memory foam mattress, however, you can just stick the edge of the mattress into the platform bed and it will stay. Plus, it sticks up only about an inch or so, so you can really only tell when you're close to the floor, looking at it, and it has no duvet on it.\n\nSuper happy with this purchase.","Product: The Champion shape scoop bra: the ultimate in shape and support for those seeking full support.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Could be better for busty gals especially at this price\n\nReview: I'm a very busty gal, so finding a sports bra isn't the easiest thing in the world. This is a fairly traditional compression style sports bra and it fits as expected. What makes it different from others I have tried, however, is that it has adjustable back straps and clasps in the back to close (I have traditionally used the racerback, pull-over styles). Because of the compression, I find I usually have to clasp it in the front, then shimmy it around to put it on.\n\nThe back straps are adjustable, but use large plastic clips, as most bras do. Again because this is a tight-fitting compression bra, the clips sometimes dig slightly into my back, especially when the bra has been freshly washed. This can be uncomfortable, but I have gotten used to it.\n\nI purchased mine in a store and the tags indicated it was designed for high impact sports. I have to disagree. Now, I imagine it would be impossible to get rid of all bounce, but especially with the way this fits I expected it would really absorb some impact. I have no problems wearing it for yoga, pilates, and similar type activities, but I really notice the bounce during high-impact activities, like running and jumping (even power walking, to a degree). Sometimes it feels like the girls are slipping out during these activities, in fact.\n\nIt's not the worst sports bra in the world for top heavy girls, but especially at this price, I expected better.","Product: After waking from a coma in an abandoned hospital, police officer Rick Grimes finds the world he knew gone - ravaged by a zombie epidemic of apocalyptic proportions. Nearby, on the outskirts of Atlanta, a small encampment struggles to survive as 'the dead' stalk them at every turn. Can Rick and the others hold onto their humanity as they fight to live in this terrifying new world? And, amidst dire conditions and personal rivalries, will they ultimately survive one another? AMCs The Walking Dead is an epic, survival adventure series from the director of The Shawshank Redemption and the producer of The Terminator and Aliens.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent show, excellent product\n\nReview: Obviously I love the show, else I wouldn't have bought the blu-ray discs, and there are loads of reviews here and elsewhere that describe the content of the show itself, so I won't comment on the show (except to note that the show is pretty graphic in its gore, so if that bothers you, you might want to pass).\n\nThe product arrived with typical BD packaging and the discs were secured well in the case. There's not much to say about the quality, since it's blu-ray and it's quality is pretty established - beautiful, clear, high-definition picture.\n\nI did not observe any edits from the original show (which I did watch during its first run). I loved the featurettes and deleted scenes, but I always find those enjoyable to watch.\n\nAll in all, an excellent purchase for fans of the show and fans of the zombie genre.","Product: Are you ready to sculpt your whole body lean while having fun? POP Pilates is the new, upbeat way to flatten your abs, lift your booty, tone up your thighs, and chisel those sleek arms you've always wanted. In this full 60 minute routine, Cassey Ho, YouTube Fitness Star and certified instructor, will take you through a total body POP Pilates mat workout that will leave you smiling...but sore the next day! It's just like being in a live class with Cassey motivating you through every move - pushing you to your best potential with her bubbly and inspirational personality. PLEASE NOTE: Once DVD has been opened, no returns or refunds. 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But if you're looking for a great motivator and instructor, you really should check out her website and video collection.\n\nNow, if you think her personality means she wouldn't be a great instructor, you'd be completely wrong. She takes great care to instruct on proper form and reminds you throughout her workouts to watch your breath, your core, etc. I find this incredibly helpful because when a move becomes tough, I often forget to pay attention to these important basics. I need the constant reminders about form.\n\nWhat I find great about her videos is that she does them with beginners and advanced gurus in mind - she always demonstrates beginners and advanced methods and makes it so that even the most out-of-shape person can get in a great workout (her workouts are TOUGH!). While I really like using equipment, her videos are largely equipment free, so as long as you have a somewhat comfortable floor, you can start her routines with absolutely nothing but a DVD/video.","Product: New\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Gorgeous cover of YA trickery conceals the emptiness inside\n\nReview: Where to begin with this one? So, it has this gorgeous cover and was marketed as \"The Hunger Games meets The Bachelor.\" I read this at a time when I was very into A Song of Ice and Fire, so I was looking for a \"palate cleanser\" to read in between audio chapters of SoIF. This book sounded perfect - a super easy read, short, fluffy, and most of all, I was looking forward to the high drama of a Bachelor-like setting (juxtaposed against SoIF, this type of drama would be even more deliciously ridiculous and fun in its pettiness).\n\nI confess - I like a lot of reality TV. I like it way too much. My significant other thinks I'm out of my mind because it is all those things that people say it is - vapid, ridiculous, (probably) at least partially scripted, and cast with mostly ridiculous people doing and saying ridiculous things. I won't pretend this is remotely high-brow or intellectually stimulating, nor will I recommend anyone go out of their way to watch it, but when you're looking for something mindless to entertain or clear your brain? Sometimes there is nothing better.\n\nThis book sounded perfect. The concept itself intrigued me. The execution, not so much. Above all, I think this author is lazy. Maybe it's because she is a new author, I don't know, but this book did not feel like a labor of love. It's like she threw ideas against a wall and went with whatever she thought was popular in order to sell books. She panders so much, it borders on disgusting. Like she knows there are sociopolitical controversies in the world at large, but unlike Neal Shusterman|'s \"Unwind\" series, Cass has no idea how to weave those political goings-on into the story in any coherent and thought-provoking way.\n\nThis dystopian society is run by a monarchy. Whenever the Prince heir comes of age, a \"Selection\" takes place to find his wife. Of-age girls submit applications to enter the contest, then the chosen are whisked away to the palace where they will live, much like The Bachelor, get to know the Prince, and go on dates with him, all while learning how to behave like royalty. Over the course of an unspecified time period, girls will be eliminated until only the Elite few are left, and, eventually, The One.\n\nDetails about the society itself are interspersed few and far between throughout the book, leaving the reader a bit confused about this world. See, there are eight castes. \"Ones\" are the royal family. \"Eights\" are, as far as I can tell, the homeless. The MC is a \"five,\" which is the caste for artists, including musicians, painters, sculptors, and singers. A \"Six\" belongs to the labor caste of maids. You are born into your caste and remain there your entire life, your employment options limited to those within your caste (which makes zero sense when considering trades that require learned skills). Not surprisingly, the lower the caste, the poorer you are. It is never made explicit, but this is definitely a patriarchal society, as the women can marry up into a higher caste and improve their station, but they can likewise marry down into a lower caste (provided the proper paperwork and waiting periods are observed). It seems that for a man to improve his station, he must purchase his way into it - again this is not made clear, but the MC mentions a couple times that her older brother is very successful as an artist and his ambition is to buy his way into the caste of Twos. The author's personal beliefs tend to seep through the book, which is understandable, but she definitely has this agenda of the man being the provider, which completely cuts against any notion that the females in her story are strong. Example: the MC's illicit boyfriend gets angry when she brings him extra food because it humiliates him that she is providing for him and not vice versa.\n\nIn terms of how this at all resembles The Hunger Games, it's obvious she borrowed several ideas from Collins. The caste system sounds suspiciously like districting, where every district/caste serves a specific purpose and for all intents and purposes remains there for lire. The selected girls, once in the palace, also have maid servants, who serve the exact purpose of the stylists in THG (they create clothing, style the girls, etc). There are rebel factions. There end the similarities.\n\nThis book would have worked far better had Cass eliminated the history/origin of this society and let it simply act as a stand alone world, much like in a low fantasy book. She did very little world building, and the building she did is nonsensical. Her explanation is ridiculous and so implausible that it's obvious she did not research it at all - she simply took a hot-button political issue and used it as a means to an end. See, World War 3 began when the USA was unable to pay its \"massive debt\" to China and China invaded, eventually forming the American State of China. Eventually, Russia (wtf?) got involved for unexplained reasons, and while China was fighting off Russia, the USA was able to rally and rebel, liberating itself from China. However, because the name of our country was so \"stained,\" it decided to rename itself after the General who led the rebellion. And apparently from there, we regressed several centuries and decided to go ahead and be a monarchy again. Wtf? I won't pretend that I understand all the socioeconomic and political ramifications of this premise, but even giving it cursory thought reveals so many holes and questions that it's impossible to swallow this as an origin story. Like I said before, it's like Cass picked up a newspaper and said, \"wow, we owe a lot of money to China and people don't like that; that should sell books,\" without actually giving any thought as to how this would be remotely plausible. She gave no consideration to the actual fallout of this reality, and she does not care to answer some of the more obvious questions. Namely, if this book is set in our same time line, why in seven hells would people fight so hard for their liberation only to submit themselves to a totalitarian monarchy? This isn't North Korea. Some of these dystopian writers need to understand that not every society has to exist in our existing world.\n\nOther examples of the political climate here that make no sense, are never explained, and are just thrown in to give the impression that this world is terrible: You can only regulate the number of children you have if you are wealthy. But, get this, premarital sex apparently results in jail time. If you are poor, you typically have more because that means more workers to bring in money for food. How does this make sense? If there are so many available jobs that having more kids will help feed the family, then it seems the demand for these workers is high enough that wages would/should be higher, yes? This world seems to have more jobs than there are workers. Another example: there are curfews. No explanation as to why there are curfews, there just are. Stealing, even food, can result in death or flogging. Sixes and sevens go to public school - everyone else is home schooled. Again, why?\n\nImagine if China invaded today. What would our country look like 100 or so years from now. Would it honestly erase all the progress that humanity and the Western worlds have made over the centuries and throw us back into Medieval times? Cass even seems to recognize how flawed her story is. The MC says:\n\n\"It seemed really unreasonable to limit everyone's life choices based on your ancestors' ability to help the government, but that was how it all worked out.\"\n\nSo, her explanation is just, \"that's how it worked out.\" An eight is described as homeless or wandering. How, exactly, did that caste propagate? How is that inherited?! Oh yea, bastard children are thrown into the streets to become homeless.\n\nThere are two separate rebel factions - one violent, and the other not - but no one seems to know what they want or who they are, other than the non-violent faction seems to be looking for something. Of course, no one knows what they are looking for. Even the castes do not make much sense. As far as I can tell, you can only perform jobs that your caste is allowed to perform - once the MC is selected, she automatically becomes a Three. This means she cannot perform anymore, apparently, so she talks about maybe becoming a music teacher. So, she is skilled at music, but knows nothing about teaching, but since she is in a new caste she has to change her profession? What about her brother trying to buy his way into a higher caste? Wouldn't that be self-defeating since he could no longer perform the job that allowed him the fame and fortune to rise above? Also, explain to me how models are not in the artist caste. No, models are \"Twos,\" one below royalty, along with soldiers. What?! This world is dubious, at best.\n\nThe MC, oh, the MC. She is everything I hate about teenagers. She is 16, and like everyone in the lower castes, she works and helps to support her family (because they could not eat otherwise). She is primarily a singer, but also talented with myriad instruments. Her name, get this, is America Singer. That retching you hear is me. On the second page, she complains about how her mother \"shames\" her for not wanting the same things - her example is \"not wanting to work a particular job because the family hiring her is rude,\" or they are hired for a large cleaning job, but cannot afford to hire an actual maid to help them. She talks about knowing her mother has a lot to \"carry\" to keep this family together and fed, using that as an explanation for why her mother is \"manipulative.\" Eye roll. Really? You're so poor that you have to struggle for food, but your mother is manipulative because she makes you perform jobs for rude people? She makes you take on labor intensive jobs?! Doing what your parents tell you when you're 16 is them manipulating you? Ugh, grow up. This petty attitude does not jibe with a girl who grew up in abject poverty and is thankful to just get a meal. (What also doesn't make sense is that Cass sets up all this time talking about how poor their family of five is, but describes them preparing a dinner with chicken, pasta, apples, and iced tea with lemon).\n\nA few pages in, she says, \"Except for the times when we were hungry, I was quite content to be a Five.\" So, being poor is great, except when we are starving, and despite our hunger, I'm going to act like a self-righteous mean girl - an ordinary modern teenager, and refuse jobs because I don't like the employer. There is a complete disconnect between the type of girl she is and the life she actually lives. She is a mega drama queen - and not in the fun, delicious way I was hoping; at one point she slapped her boyfriend while she whispered about loving and hating him simultaneously. I might also point out that while she complains about doing things at her parents' behest, she has zero problems doing as her BF instructs her.\n\nHere's the weird thing - with absolutely no growth or inner reflection, she seems to become a completely different person once she gets to the palace. She exhibits none of this petulance. It's like she's the most mature, pragmatic girl there.\n\nAll the characters, of course, are gorgeous, without any real rationale for being such. There is nothing paranormal in this book; their beauty cannot be explained by the fact that they are a Siren or Seraphim - they just are. Cass, however, is very lazy when it comes to actually describing characters, what they are wearing, and how they look. One girl is described as \"very pretty,\" with hair that's \"not too light, not too dark, and very full.\" That's it. That's all we get. Another is described as \"very beautiful, in a typical way.\" I still have no idea what she actually looks like. When the girls are all first presented to the Prince, the MC noticed a \"theme\" - that theme was they all \"looked phenomenal.\" That's not a theme, Cass. She again does not describe the any of it, other than to give generic descriptions that they wore their hair up, had pretty dresses, and meticulous makeup. In one scene, the MC observes all these flowers in the room - she tells us she knows the names of none of these flowers. She does not describe them at all. So, all we know is that there are a bunch of flowers.\n\nThis continues throughout the book - she fails to describe the surroundings, their costumes, their looks, and in failing to do so, left the book without the type of atmosphere that would make some of its other major flaws easy to overlook. It's just lazy, lazy, lazy.\n\nCass is not very good at subtle foreshadowing. It is painfully obvious very early on that a love triangle will develop. After all, the MC has been in a relationship for two years and is very in love with her BF. Yet, she enters this contest, at his bidding, of course, and gets selected. They \"break up\" before the contest, but c'mon. We all know where this is going. What we don't know is how he will be weaved into her life when she is being shipped off to the palace. At least, we don't know until the two discuss his future plans, at which point it become obvious what will happen later on.\n\nAnother example involves the rebels. They attack the palace and ransack it, but never steal anything. They just look the place looking for something. I won't spoiler tag this, because it is simply my theory, but again, c'mon, it's obvious. They remark at some point that history isn't something that is read in a book, it's just something \"you know.\" History books have apparently been destroyed, and seem to be illicit propaganda. Again without spoiling, it's painfully obvious where this is going.\n\nThere is no emotional impact whatsoever when girls are eliminated. We never get to know half of them, sadly, so when she tells me X, Y, and Z were eliminated with little fanfare, I just can't be bothered to give a crap. I didn't even know they existed in the first place.\n\nThis book has so many, SO. MANY., problems, yet I did not hate it. To my dismay, there was less of the Bachelor type drama I was looking for, and way more of the romance and resultant triangle. The one true mean girl of the bunch barely gets any screen time - it's practically anecdotal, so she does not serve much as a villainess. This reminded me much more of the The Chemical Garden series by Lauren DeStefano than it does THG, but the former series was not nearly the runaway success of THG, so it will not do for marketing purposes.\n\nThe book did have its moments, however. The Prince is written as pretty sheltered, but progressive and open. He does not like the idea that his constituents suffer, but until his eyes are opened to it he remains unaware (let's overlook the fact that as a prince, he really ought to know what's going on in his kingdom). The MC serves to open his eyes. Their relationship actually develops pretty organically, which is nice for a change, and although it is clear the MC has feelings for him by the end, she never describes it as love. More like, the possibility she could love him. Moreover, it develops over the course of months, not days. That notwithstanding, he's written as this almost Victorian style of man and he's a bit misogynistic at times - he doesn't respect the MC's wishes or feelings.\n\nPerhaps Cass just needs to hone her writing skills. Honing that will make up for a lot of flaws in the actual origin story. She has a voice, it indeed seeps into the story, but it seems like she does not know what she actually wants to say. The lack of descriptions made the book kind of bland. She needs to work on her characterizations, because the MC in particular was very inconsistent. Like I said before, who she was at the beginning was a far cry from who she was at the palace, and character growth is not to blame for this change.\n\nThe manners trainer was also inconsistent, at times using language very out of character to teach history to the girls. I suspect this is partially a byproduct of the poor origin story, and partially a product of Cass's limited vocabulary, but she used dialogue that did not fit the character. This prim, proper woman teaching them how to behave like royalty tells the girls that the \"Chinese were pulling strings behind the scenes...\" and mentions the \"massive debt\" owed to China, before stating that the US \"was beyond bankruptcy.\" It just didn't fit for me. This type of woman would not speak in hyperbole, she would be very precise.\n\nThat said, I will probably at least crack open The Elite, but my hopes are not terribly high. It was a very quick read and while it was not what I hoped for, it did give me some respite from the heavily plotted and detailed books I've been reading. In short, it was like the Master Cleanse for the brain - no real substance, but serviceable for its intended purpose.","Product: Neal Shusterman, New York Times bestselling author, has written more than thirty award-winning books for children, teens, and adults, including the Unwind Dystology (Unwind, UnWholly, UnSouled, and UnDivided), the Skinjacker Trilogy (Everlost, Everwild, and Everfound), Full Tilt, Bruiser, and The Schwa Was Here, which won the Boston Globe–Horn Book Award for fiction. Several of his books are now in development as feature films. Neal lives in Southern California when he’s not traveling the globe.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fantastic sequel to the original\n\nReview: Loved this book about as much as the original. I really enjoyed how Shusterman took some of the political themes and expanded on them to illustrate to the reader that the surface issues pervasive in our society are not usually what motivates those making our political choices. More specifically, the pro-life/pro-choice conflict that led to the Heartland wars, and was claimed to be the impetus for the Unwind Accords, was really a smokescreen for what was really going on - corporate greed and power, and a desire to control the unruly teens who were revolting due to the poor state of the economy and their inability to, among other things, find jobs and have a future. What I found most interesting about this is that our current politicians often use social issues, like their stance on abortion, to draw attention away from their policies on other issues, which are oftentimes not good for their citizenry, and ensure that voters continue to vote for them.\n\nLike I said, a smokescreen. Quite relevant to our current political landscape, and I again applaud Shusterman for raising these issues in a somewhat objective way.\n\nSpeaking of objective, Miracolina. She was like Lev 2.0, only unlike Lev, she had full faith in her upbringing despite her parents' decision to change their minds and despite her exposure to different types of thinking. She was the yin to Lev's yang. I liked that he showed it is ok to hold steadfast to one's beliefs, provided, of course, that one is exposed to the contravening arguments.\n\nSparkey. Oh how I hated him. I mean, I was meant to, but the depth of my hatred knows no bounds. His myopic view of the world made me want to grab his shoulders and shake the ever living crap out of him, smack him across the face and yell, \"get ahold of yourself!\" At one point, I actually disgusted myself by thinking, \"he should have been unwound.\" Ugh! That's how I knew he wrote a great character. Thing is, as much as I hated Sparkey's fixation on the storks (he was so \"wah wah, poor me,\" without a thought for the other kids in his exact situation who arguably should have been more affected by their unwind orders, seeing as how they were birth children who thought they had loving parents), I thought it was a very accurate portrayal of how many teenagers can be. He had not yet been given the chance to grow and mature like many of the other characters.\n\nThis book was quite action-packed, just like the first one, and the pacing was good."],"string":"[\n \"Product: There's a reason they call it beauty sleep: during the night, your skin puts all its energy into repair and rejuvenation. Make the most of that skin-fixing session with this potent PM potion. Not only does it deliver all the age-battling benefits of The Youth As We Know It Moisture Cream (plumping, retexturizing, brightening and visibly reducing the appearance of fine lines, to name a few), it's made with twice the active wrinkle fighting power and half the weight. Its feather-light texture sinks deep into skin to pack a serious age-defying punchso get ready to wake up with the skin of your dreams'.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Smells fantastic, but filmy and not very long lasting for dry skin\\n\\nReview: The best thing about this cream is the scent. It reminds me of an orange creamsicle. It smells delightful and I don't find it overpowering at all.\\n\\nI am in my late 30s, have few signs of aging, but very dry skin. To my dismay, this product, like many others before it, not only doesn't provide enough hydration (especially for a night cream), but it leaves a film on my skin that sort of balls up and rubs off as it \\\"absorbs,\\\" which kinda defeats the purpose of the cream. It's a shame because its texture in the jar feels wonderuful - it's silky, smooth, and when initially slathering it on my face, it feels luxurious. I have used other creams, like Cetaphil (inexpensive drug store brand) and Shiseido's Benefiance night cream with much better results, at least as far as dryness and moisturization is concerned. I cannot really comment on its age-defying benefits, since I have few signs of aging at this point, but in terms of a night cream one might use for moisturization, I cannot recommend this, especially with that price tag.\",\n \"Product: This stunning upholstered platform bed by Zinus will transform your bedroom. 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It felt comfortable to sit and lay on, and it did not feel That is really my only complaint - because the headboard has a couple inches of plushness, it is difficult to get the mattress to sit totally flush at the end of the bed. With a memory foam mattress, however, you can just stick the edge of the mattress into the platform bed and it will stay. Plus, it sticks up only about an inch or so, so you can really only tell when you're close to the floor, looking at it, and it has no duvet on it.\\n\\nSuper happy with this purchase.\",\n \"Product: The Champion shape scoop bra: the ultimate in shape and support for those seeking full support.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Could be better for busty gals especially at this price\\n\\nReview: I'm a very busty gal, so finding a sports bra isn't the easiest thing in the world. This is a fairly traditional compression style sports bra and it fits as expected. What makes it different from others I have tried, however, is that it has adjustable back straps and clasps in the back to close (I have traditionally used the racerback, pull-over styles). Because of the compression, I find I usually have to clasp it in the front, then shimmy it around to put it on.\\n\\nThe back straps are adjustable, but use large plastic clips, as most bras do. Again because this is a tight-fitting compression bra, the clips sometimes dig slightly into my back, especially when the bra has been freshly washed. This can be uncomfortable, but I have gotten used to it.\\n\\nI purchased mine in a store and the tags indicated it was designed for high impact sports. I have to disagree. Now, I imagine it would be impossible to get rid of all bounce, but especially with the way this fits I expected it would really absorb some impact. I have no problems wearing it for yoga, pilates, and similar type activities, but I really notice the bounce during high-impact activities, like running and jumping (even power walking, to a degree). Sometimes it feels like the girls are slipping out during these activities, in fact.\\n\\nIt's not the worst sports bra in the world for top heavy girls, but especially at this price, I expected better.\",\n \"Product: After waking from a coma in an abandoned hospital, police officer Rick Grimes finds the world he knew gone - ravaged by a zombie epidemic of apocalyptic proportions. Nearby, on the outskirts of Atlanta, a small encampment struggles to survive as 'the dead' stalk them at every turn. Can Rick and the others hold onto their humanity as they fight to live in this terrifying new world? And, amidst dire conditions and personal rivalries, will they ultimately survive one another? AMCs The Walking Dead is an epic, survival adventure series from the director of The Shawshank Redemption and the producer of The Terminator and Aliens.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent show, excellent product\\n\\nReview: Obviously I love the show, else I wouldn't have bought the blu-ray discs, and there are loads of reviews here and elsewhere that describe the content of the show itself, so I won't comment on the show (except to note that the show is pretty graphic in its gore, so if that bothers you, you might want to pass).\\n\\nThe product arrived with typical BD packaging and the discs were secured well in the case. There's not much to say about the quality, since it's blu-ray and it's quality is pretty established - beautiful, clear, high-definition picture.\\n\\nI did not observe any edits from the original show (which I did watch during its first run). I loved the featurettes and deleted scenes, but I always find those enjoyable to watch.\\n\\nAll in all, an excellent purchase for fans of the show and fans of the zombie genre.\",\n \"Product: Are you ready to sculpt your whole body lean while having fun? POP Pilates is the new, upbeat way to flatten your abs, lift your booty, tone up your thighs, and chisel those sleek arms you've always wanted. In this full 60 minute routine, Cassey Ho, YouTube Fitness Star and certified instructor, will take you through a total body POP Pilates mat workout that will leave you smiling...but sore the next day! It's just like being in a live class with Cassey motivating you through every move - pushing you to your best potential with her bubbly and inspirational personality. PLEASE NOTE: Once DVD has been opened, no returns or refunds. If defective, you may exchange for another copy.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: She's a fantastic and motivating instructor; yes, I am a fangirl(woman)\\n\\nReview: Having made the commitment to get back into shape as a middle-aged woman, I took to Youtube to find videos and instructors who would help ease me back into the fitness fold. Blogilates has been a HUGE asset in that regard.\\n\\nCassey is a fantastic instructor, but her style might be off-putting to some (she's obviously aiming for a younger target audience, which is evident through her personality and use of modern pop music for her videos). For my part, I love it. She's very perky, bubbly, and energetic, and her videos are upbeat, which is a really big help in the motivation department. If you're looking for someone solemn, you won't find it here. If you think that personality would annoy you, you won't like her. But if you're looking for a great motivator and instructor, you really should check out her website and video collection.\\n\\nNow, if you think her personality means she wouldn't be a great instructor, you'd be completely wrong. She takes great care to instruct on proper form and reminds you throughout her workouts to watch your breath, your core, etc. I find this incredibly helpful because when a move becomes tough, I often forget to pay attention to these important basics. I need the constant reminders about form.\\n\\nWhat I find great about her videos is that she does them with beginners and advanced gurus in mind - she always demonstrates beginners and advanced methods and makes it so that even the most out-of-shape person can get in a great workout (her workouts are TOUGH!). While I really like using equipment, her videos are largely equipment free, so as long as you have a somewhat comfortable floor, you can start her routines with absolutely nothing but a DVD/video.\",\n \"Product: New\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Gorgeous cover of YA trickery conceals the emptiness inside\\n\\nReview: Where to begin with this one? So, it has this gorgeous cover and was marketed as \\\"The Hunger Games meets The Bachelor.\\\" I read this at a time when I was very into A Song of Ice and Fire, so I was looking for a \\\"palate cleanser\\\" to read in between audio chapters of SoIF. This book sounded perfect - a super easy read, short, fluffy, and most of all, I was looking forward to the high drama of a Bachelor-like setting (juxtaposed against SoIF, this type of drama would be even more deliciously ridiculous and fun in its pettiness).\\n\\nI confess - I like a lot of reality TV. I like it way too much. My significant other thinks I'm out of my mind because it is all those things that people say it is - vapid, ridiculous, (probably) at least partially scripted, and cast with mostly ridiculous people doing and saying ridiculous things. I won't pretend this is remotely high-brow or intellectually stimulating, nor will I recommend anyone go out of their way to watch it, but when you're looking for something mindless to entertain or clear your brain? Sometimes there is nothing better.\\n\\nThis book sounded perfect. The concept itself intrigued me. The execution, not so much. Above all, I think this author is lazy. Maybe it's because she is a new author, I don't know, but this book did not feel like a labor of love. It's like she threw ideas against a wall and went with whatever she thought was popular in order to sell books. She panders so much, it borders on disgusting. Like she knows there are sociopolitical controversies in the world at large, but unlike Neal Shusterman|'s \\\"Unwind\\\" series, Cass has no idea how to weave those political goings-on into the story in any coherent and thought-provoking way.\\n\\nThis dystopian society is run by a monarchy. Whenever the Prince heir comes of age, a \\\"Selection\\\" takes place to find his wife. Of-age girls submit applications to enter the contest, then the chosen are whisked away to the palace where they will live, much like The Bachelor, get to know the Prince, and go on dates with him, all while learning how to behave like royalty. Over the course of an unspecified time period, girls will be eliminated until only the Elite few are left, and, eventually, The One.\\n\\nDetails about the society itself are interspersed few and far between throughout the book, leaving the reader a bit confused about this world. See, there are eight castes. \\\"Ones\\\" are the royal family. \\\"Eights\\\" are, as far as I can tell, the homeless. The MC is a \\\"five,\\\" which is the caste for artists, including musicians, painters, sculptors, and singers. A \\\"Six\\\" belongs to the labor caste of maids. You are born into your caste and remain there your entire life, your employment options limited to those within your caste (which makes zero sense when considering trades that require learned skills). Not surprisingly, the lower the caste, the poorer you are. It is never made explicit, but this is definitely a patriarchal society, as the women can marry up into a higher caste and improve their station, but they can likewise marry down into a lower caste (provided the proper paperwork and waiting periods are observed). It seems that for a man to improve his station, he must purchase his way into it - again this is not made clear, but the MC mentions a couple times that her older brother is very successful as an artist and his ambition is to buy his way into the caste of Twos. The author's personal beliefs tend to seep through the book, which is understandable, but she definitely has this agenda of the man being the provider, which completely cuts against any notion that the females in her story are strong. Example: the MC's illicit boyfriend gets angry when she brings him extra food because it humiliates him that she is providing for him and not vice versa.\\n\\nIn terms of how this at all resembles The Hunger Games, it's obvious she borrowed several ideas from Collins. The caste system sounds suspiciously like districting, where every district/caste serves a specific purpose and for all intents and purposes remains there for lire. The selected girls, once in the palace, also have maid servants, who serve the exact purpose of the stylists in THG (they create clothing, style the girls, etc). There are rebel factions. There end the similarities.\\n\\nThis book would have worked far better had Cass eliminated the history/origin of this society and let it simply act as a stand alone world, much like in a low fantasy book. She did very little world building, and the building she did is nonsensical. Her explanation is ridiculous and so implausible that it's obvious she did not research it at all - she simply took a hot-button political issue and used it as a means to an end. See, World War 3 began when the USA was unable to pay its \\\"massive debt\\\" to China and China invaded, eventually forming the American State of China. Eventually, Russia (wtf?) got involved for unexplained reasons, and while China was fighting off Russia, the USA was able to rally and rebel, liberating itself from China. However, because the name of our country was so \\\"stained,\\\" it decided to rename itself after the General who led the rebellion. And apparently from there, we regressed several centuries and decided to go ahead and be a monarchy again. Wtf? I won't pretend that I understand all the socioeconomic and political ramifications of this premise, but even giving it cursory thought reveals so many holes and questions that it's impossible to swallow this as an origin story. Like I said before, it's like Cass picked up a newspaper and said, \\\"wow, we owe a lot of money to China and people don't like that; that should sell books,\\\" without actually giving any thought as to how this would be remotely plausible. She gave no consideration to the actual fallout of this reality, and she does not care to answer some of the more obvious questions. Namely, if this book is set in our same time line, why in seven hells would people fight so hard for their liberation only to submit themselves to a totalitarian monarchy? This isn't North Korea. Some of these dystopian writers need to understand that not every society has to exist in our existing world.\\n\\nOther examples of the political climate here that make no sense, are never explained, and are just thrown in to give the impression that this world is terrible: You can only regulate the number of children you have if you are wealthy. But, get this, premarital sex apparently results in jail time. If you are poor, you typically have more because that means more workers to bring in money for food. How does this make sense? If there are so many available jobs that having more kids will help feed the family, then it seems the demand for these workers is high enough that wages would/should be higher, yes? This world seems to have more jobs than there are workers. Another example: there are curfews. No explanation as to why there are curfews, there just are. Stealing, even food, can result in death or flogging. Sixes and sevens go to public school - everyone else is home schooled. Again, why?\\n\\nImagine if China invaded today. What would our country look like 100 or so years from now. Would it honestly erase all the progress that humanity and the Western worlds have made over the centuries and throw us back into Medieval times? Cass even seems to recognize how flawed her story is. The MC says:\\n\\n\\\"It seemed really unreasonable to limit everyone's life choices based on your ancestors' ability to help the government, but that was how it all worked out.\\\"\\n\\nSo, her explanation is just, \\\"that's how it worked out.\\\" An eight is described as homeless or wandering. How, exactly, did that caste propagate? How is that inherited?! Oh yea, bastard children are thrown into the streets to become homeless.\\n\\nThere are two separate rebel factions - one violent, and the other not - but no one seems to know what they want or who they are, other than the non-violent faction seems to be looking for something. Of course, no one knows what they are looking for. Even the castes do not make much sense. As far as I can tell, you can only perform jobs that your caste is allowed to perform - once the MC is selected, she automatically becomes a Three. This means she cannot perform anymore, apparently, so she talks about maybe becoming a music teacher. So, she is skilled at music, but knows nothing about teaching, but since she is in a new caste she has to change her profession? What about her brother trying to buy his way into a higher caste? Wouldn't that be self-defeating since he could no longer perform the job that allowed him the fame and fortune to rise above? Also, explain to me how models are not in the artist caste. No, models are \\\"Twos,\\\" one below royalty, along with soldiers. What?! This world is dubious, at best.\\n\\nThe MC, oh, the MC. She is everything I hate about teenagers. She is 16, and like everyone in the lower castes, she works and helps to support her family (because they could not eat otherwise). She is primarily a singer, but also talented with myriad instruments. Her name, get this, is America Singer. That retching you hear is me. On the second page, she complains about how her mother \\\"shames\\\" her for not wanting the same things - her example is \\\"not wanting to work a particular job because the family hiring her is rude,\\\" or they are hired for a large cleaning job, but cannot afford to hire an actual maid to help them. She talks about knowing her mother has a lot to \\\"carry\\\" to keep this family together and fed, using that as an explanation for why her mother is \\\"manipulative.\\\" Eye roll. Really? You're so poor that you have to struggle for food, but your mother is manipulative because she makes you perform jobs for rude people? She makes you take on labor intensive jobs?! Doing what your parents tell you when you're 16 is them manipulating you? Ugh, grow up. This petty attitude does not jibe with a girl who grew up in abject poverty and is thankful to just get a meal. (What also doesn't make sense is that Cass sets up all this time talking about how poor their family of five is, but describes them preparing a dinner with chicken, pasta, apples, and iced tea with lemon).\\n\\nA few pages in, she says, \\\"Except for the times when we were hungry, I was quite content to be a Five.\\\" So, being poor is great, except when we are starving, and despite our hunger, I'm going to act like a self-righteous mean girl - an ordinary modern teenager, and refuse jobs because I don't like the employer. There is a complete disconnect between the type of girl she is and the life she actually lives. She is a mega drama queen - and not in the fun, delicious way I was hoping; at one point she slapped her boyfriend while she whispered about loving and hating him simultaneously. I might also point out that while she complains about doing things at her parents' behest, she has zero problems doing as her BF instructs her.\\n\\nHere's the weird thing - with absolutely no growth or inner reflection, she seems to become a completely different person once she gets to the palace. She exhibits none of this petulance. It's like she's the most mature, pragmatic girl there.\\n\\nAll the characters, of course, are gorgeous, without any real rationale for being such. There is nothing paranormal in this book; their beauty cannot be explained by the fact that they are a Siren or Seraphim - they just are. Cass, however, is very lazy when it comes to actually describing characters, what they are wearing, and how they look. One girl is described as \\\"very pretty,\\\" with hair that's \\\"not too light, not too dark, and very full.\\\" That's it. That's all we get. Another is described as \\\"very beautiful, in a typical way.\\\" I still have no idea what she actually looks like. When the girls are all first presented to the Prince, the MC noticed a \\\"theme\\\" - that theme was they all \\\"looked phenomenal.\\\" That's not a theme, Cass. She again does not describe the any of it, other than to give generic descriptions that they wore their hair up, had pretty dresses, and meticulous makeup. In one scene, the MC observes all these flowers in the room - she tells us she knows the names of none of these flowers. She does not describe them at all. So, all we know is that there are a bunch of flowers.\\n\\nThis continues throughout the book - she fails to describe the surroundings, their costumes, their looks, and in failing to do so, left the book without the type of atmosphere that would make some of its other major flaws easy to overlook. It's just lazy, lazy, lazy.\\n\\nCass is not very good at subtle foreshadowing. It is painfully obvious very early on that a love triangle will develop. After all, the MC has been in a relationship for two years and is very in love with her BF. Yet, she enters this contest, at his bidding, of course, and gets selected. They \\\"break up\\\" before the contest, but c'mon. We all know where this is going. What we don't know is how he will be weaved into her life when she is being shipped off to the palace. At least, we don't know until the two discuss his future plans, at which point it become obvious what will happen later on.\\n\\nAnother example involves the rebels. They attack the palace and ransack it, but never steal anything. They just look the place looking for something. I won't spoiler tag this, because it is simply my theory, but again, c'mon, it's obvious. They remark at some point that history isn't something that is read in a book, it's just something \\\"you know.\\\" History books have apparently been destroyed, and seem to be illicit propaganda. Again without spoiling, it's painfully obvious where this is going.\\n\\nThere is no emotional impact whatsoever when girls are eliminated. We never get to know half of them, sadly, so when she tells me X, Y, and Z were eliminated with little fanfare, I just can't be bothered to give a crap. I didn't even know they existed in the first place.\\n\\nThis book has so many, SO. MANY., problems, yet I did not hate it. To my dismay, there was less of the Bachelor type drama I was looking for, and way more of the romance and resultant triangle. The one true mean girl of the bunch barely gets any screen time - it's practically anecdotal, so she does not serve much as a villainess. This reminded me much more of the The Chemical Garden series by Lauren DeStefano than it does THG, but the former series was not nearly the runaway success of THG, so it will not do for marketing purposes.\\n\\nThe book did have its moments, however. The Prince is written as pretty sheltered, but progressive and open. He does not like the idea that his constituents suffer, but until his eyes are opened to it he remains unaware (let's overlook the fact that as a prince, he really ought to know what's going on in his kingdom). The MC serves to open his eyes. Their relationship actually develops pretty organically, which is nice for a change, and although it is clear the MC has feelings for him by the end, she never describes it as love. More like, the possibility she could love him. Moreover, it develops over the course of months, not days. That notwithstanding, he's written as this almost Victorian style of man and he's a bit misogynistic at times - he doesn't respect the MC's wishes or feelings.\\n\\nPerhaps Cass just needs to hone her writing skills. Honing that will make up for a lot of flaws in the actual origin story. She has a voice, it indeed seeps into the story, but it seems like she does not know what she actually wants to say. The lack of descriptions made the book kind of bland. She needs to work on her characterizations, because the MC in particular was very inconsistent. Like I said before, who she was at the beginning was a far cry from who she was at the palace, and character growth is not to blame for this change.\\n\\nThe manners trainer was also inconsistent, at times using language very out of character to teach history to the girls. I suspect this is partially a byproduct of the poor origin story, and partially a product of Cass's limited vocabulary, but she used dialogue that did not fit the character. This prim, proper woman teaching them how to behave like royalty tells the girls that the \\\"Chinese were pulling strings behind the scenes...\\\" and mentions the \\\"massive debt\\\" owed to China, before stating that the US \\\"was beyond bankruptcy.\\\" It just didn't fit for me. This type of woman would not speak in hyperbole, she would be very precise.\\n\\nThat said, I will probably at least crack open The Elite, but my hopes are not terribly high. It was a very quick read and while it was not what I hoped for, it did give me some respite from the heavily plotted and detailed books I've been reading. In short, it was like the Master Cleanse for the brain - no real substance, but serviceable for its intended purpose.\",\n \"Product: Neal Shusterman, New York Times bestselling author, has written more than thirty award-winning books for children, teens, and adults, including the Unwind Dystology (Unwind, UnWholly, UnSouled, and UnDivided), the Skinjacker Trilogy (Everlost, Everwild, and Everfound), Full Tilt, Bruiser, and The Schwa Was Here, which won the Boston Globe–Horn Book Award for fiction. Several of his books are now in development as feature films. Neal lives in Southern California when he’s not traveling the globe.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fantastic sequel to the original\\n\\nReview: Loved this book about as much as the original. I really enjoyed how Shusterman took some of the political themes and expanded on them to illustrate to the reader that the surface issues pervasive in our society are not usually what motivates those making our political choices. More specifically, the pro-life/pro-choice conflict that led to the Heartland wars, and was claimed to be the impetus for the Unwind Accords, was really a smokescreen for what was really going on - corporate greed and power, and a desire to control the unruly teens who were revolting due to the poor state of the economy and their inability to, among other things, find jobs and have a future. What I found most interesting about this is that our current politicians often use social issues, like their stance on abortion, to draw attention away from their policies on other issues, which are oftentimes not good for their citizenry, and ensure that voters continue to vote for them.\\n\\nLike I said, a smokescreen. Quite relevant to our current political landscape, and I again applaud Shusterman for raising these issues in a somewhat objective way.\\n\\nSpeaking of objective, Miracolina. She was like Lev 2.0, only unlike Lev, she had full faith in her upbringing despite her parents' decision to change their minds and despite her exposure to different types of thinking. She was the yin to Lev's yang. I liked that he showed it is ok to hold steadfast to one's beliefs, provided, of course, that one is exposed to the contravening arguments.\\n\\nSparkey. Oh how I hated him. I mean, I was meant to, but the depth of my hatred knows no bounds. His myopic view of the world made me want to grab his shoulders and shake the ever living crap out of him, smack him across the face and yell, \\\"get ahold of yourself!\\\" At one point, I actually disgusted myself by thinking, \\\"he should have been unwound.\\\" Ugh! That's how I knew he wrote a great character. Thing is, as much as I hated Sparkey's fixation on the storks (he was so \\\"wah wah, poor me,\\\" without a thought for the other kids in his exact situation who arguably should have been more affected by their unwind orders, seeing as how they were birth children who thought they had loving parents), I thought it was a very accurate portrayal of how many teenagers can be. He had not yet been given the chance to grow and mature like many of the other characters.\\n\\nThis book was quite action-packed, just like the first one, and the pacing was good.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":7,"string":"7"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1377,"string":"1,377"}}},{"rowIdx":1378,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2MTF17UI0UTL7"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Britain's greatest religious historian chronicles the rise and rise of fundamentalism. One of the most potent forces bedevilling the modern world is religious extremism, and the need to understand it has never been greater. Focusing in detail on Protestant fundamentalism in the United States, Jewish fundamentalism from sixteenth century Spain onwards and Muslim fundamentalism over the last four hundred years, Armstrong examines the patterns that underlie fundamentalism. These evolve from the clash between the conservative pre-modern mind that is governed by a love of myth, and the progressive rational society that relishes change. Fundamentalists view the contemporary world with horror, rejecting its claims to truth, and a state of war now exists over the future of our culture. They are not terrorists, rather, they are innovative, existing in a symbiotic relationship with an aggressive modernity, each urging the other on to greater excess. The Battle for God is original in its thesis and in its understanding; as a history of religious ideas it is fascinating, and as an explanation of one of the most destabilizing forces at large in the world today it is extraordinary.\". The summary of the review text is \"The Threat of Fundamentalism\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In \"The Battle for God: A History of Fundamentalism\" Karen Armstrong has produced a tour de force. I was inspired to read this book by having heard the author speak about the same subject (very eloquently) at our local university. In reading the current work I was impressed by her grasp of history (something I wish were true of those she writes about) and the circuitous route of that history to the modern world as we know it. As she suggests, the fundamentalists of Islam, Judaism and Christianity are indeed part of the modern world and in fact could not exist in any other.\n\nThere are many stripes of fundamentalism, not just Islamic, Jewish or Christian, but (as Ms. Armstrong notes) Hindu, Buddhist, and other religions. Even scientists, atheists, and other rationalists can have a fundamentalist mindset. Communism, Nazism and other non-theological ideologies have actually caused more death in the 20th Century than religious disputes, but then these were, in more ways than one, secular religions. As Armstrong points out, militant religious fundamentalism exists at least in part as a reaction to the threat posed by militant modernity (and vice versa). The humbling of William Jennings Bryant at Dayton, Tennessee, during the Scopes trial is a case in point. Although Scopes was convicted of illegally teaching evolution against state law, the unthinking Christian fundamentalism of Bryant (who was in many other ways a liberal reformer) was exposed to ridicule by Darrow and Mencken. This insult was not lost on the fundamentalists, who developed more radical views in their bitterness and this eventually led to the strident assaults on evolution in the schools by creationists and proponents of \"Intelligent Design\". Similarly Osama bin Laden in a video (not covered in this book as it happened too recently) stated that his attack on the United States was in part hatched when he watched US ships fire on targets in Lebanon during the Israeli invasion. Christian, Moslem, and Jewish fundamentalism are the result of a fearful reaction to the threat which, the fundamentalists believe, the modern secular world poses to their way of life.\n\nCertainly neither I nor Ms. Armstrong can exactly compare the creationist onslaught on public schools to the actual slaughter of innocent people by Islamic militants, but they are both a result of a deep resentment of the modern world's disdain of their most cherished beliefs. To be able to combat such acts they must be understood in that context.\n\nTo show how far from their supposed principles fundamentalists can go in pursuit of their goals Armstrong notes that several of the hijackers of the airliners that slammed into the World Trade Center acted in a most un-Islamic way prior to their mission, including drinking and entering nightclubs. Yet they thought that by sacrificing their lives in destroying the towers, they would enter the Islamic heaven. Many extreme fundamentalists believe that what you do on earth is no consequence if you are faithful in the performance of certain acts of violence in opposition to secularism. Extreme Christian fundamentalists also believe that they may need to help bring on the End Times, leading to the rule of Christ in a new age of righteousness. Some bitter fanatics would even resort to violence, much like the Islamic militants, as in the bombing of the federal building in Oklahoma City in response to the government destruction of the Branch Davidians. Extreme fundamentalists have indeed gone very far from their core teachings. In Christianity they tend to ignore Jesus' actual words (except for a few that fit their rather skewed view of reality) and yet claim to be true to every jot and title of the Bible. Millenarianists who \"need\" to bring on the End Times, or to protect themselves from a perceived (and sometimes real) threat by modernity, and believers who are convinced that they will be richly rewarded for an act of violence, are very dangerous to the society in which they live. How do we give people the maximum of religious liberty and at the same time discourage such dangerous tendencies toward nihilism?\n\nThis book is (as far as I know) the most complete current exposition on this very human difficulty. The abiding question of whether we can lessen the intolerance of both fundamentalism for the modern world and the modern world's intolerance for religious belief is very important for the future of our civilization. As an agnostic and a scientist who has contact with a number of religious groups it is my fervent hope that moderate and liberal religion can have more impact on religious thought, and that modernity, as represented by the secular state and science, can be more tolerant (and even respectful) of religion. By moderate and liberal religions I mean those that exhibit one of the best characteristics of all major religions- compassion! After all it is not exactly true that any of us, in our very core, is certain of our facts. None of us was there when the foundations of the universe was laid down! Thus we should be able to respect the right of every human to come to their own way of finding meaning in life, as long as they do not advocate physical harm to others who do not believe as they do. Like it or not we live in a pluralistic society and to maintain the benefits of that society, while tackling the difficult problems that beset us, we need to not be at each other's throats.\n Read this book if you would have some understanding of the historical background of the fundamentalist mindset. Even if you disagree with Karen Armstrong in her analysis, you will gain much insight as to how we got to this point in our history and how we may be able to pull back from disaster."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In \"The Battle for God: A History of Fundamentalism\" Karen Armstrong has produced a tour de force. I was inspired to read this book by having heard the author speak about the same subject (very eloquently) at our local university. In reading the current work I was impressed by her grasp of history (something I wish were true of those she writes about) and the circuitous route of that history to the modern world as we know it. As she suggests, the fundamentalists of Islam, Judaism and Christianity are indeed part of the modern world and in fact could not exist in any other.\n\nThere are many stripes of fundamentalism, not just Islamic, Jewish or Christian, but (as Ms. Armstrong notes) Hindu, Buddhist, and other religions. Even scientists, atheists, and other rationalists can have a fundamentalist mindset. Communism, Nazism and other non-theological ideologies have actually caused more death in the 20th Century than religious disputes, but then these were, in more ways than one, secular religions. As Armstrong points out, militant religious fundamentalism exists at least in part as a reaction to the threat posed by militant modernity (and vice versa). The humbling of William Jennings Bryant at Dayton, Tennessee, during the Scopes trial is a case in point. Although Scopes was convicted of illegally teaching evolution against state law, the unthinking Christian fundamentalism of Bryant (who was in many other ways a liberal reformer) was exposed to ridicule by Darrow and Mencken. This insult was not lost on the fundamentalists, who developed more radical views in their bitterness and this eventually led to the strident assaults on evolution in the schools by creationists and proponents of \"Intelligent Design\". Similarly Osama bin Laden in a video (not covered in this book as it happened too recently) stated that his attack on the United States was in part hatched when he watched US ships fire on targets in Lebanon during the Israeli invasion. Christian, Moslem, and Jewish fundamentalism are the result of a fearful reaction to the threat which, the fundamentalists believe, the modern secular world poses to their way of life.\n\nCertainly neither I nor Ms. Armstrong can exactly compare the creationist onslaught on public schools to the actual slaughter of innocent people by Islamic militants, but they are both a result of a deep resentment of the modern world's disdain of their most cherished beliefs. To be able to combat such acts they must be understood in that context.\n\nTo show how far from their supposed principles fundamentalists can go in pursuit of their goals Armstrong notes that several of the hijackers of the airliners that slammed into the World Trade Center acted in a most un-Islamic way prior to their mission, including drinking and entering nightclubs. Yet they thought that by sacrificing their lives in destroying the towers, they would enter the Islamic heaven. Many extreme fundamentalists believe that what you do on earth is no consequence if you are faithful in the performance of certain acts of violence in opposition to secularism. Extreme Christian fundamentalists also believe that they may need to help bring on the End Times, leading to the rule of Christ in a new age of righteousness. Some bitter fanatics would even resort to violence, much like the Islamic militants, as in the bombing of the federal building in Oklahoma City in response to the government destruction of the Branch Davidians. Extreme fundamentalists have indeed gone very far from their core teachings. In Christianity they tend to ignore Jesus' actual words (except for a few that fit their rather skewed view of reality) and yet claim to be true to every jot and title of the Bible. Millenarianists who \"need\" to bring on the End Times, or to protect themselves from a perceived (and sometimes real) threat by modernity, and believers who are convinced that they will be richly rewarded for an act of violence, are very dangerous to the society in which they live. How do we give people the maximum of religious liberty and at the same time discourage such dangerous tendencies toward nihilism?\n\nThis book is (as far as I know) the most complete current exposition on this very human difficulty. The abiding question of whether we can lessen the intolerance of both fundamentalism for the modern world and the modern world's intolerance for religious belief is very important for the future of our civilization. As an agnostic and a scientist who has contact with a number of religious groups it is my fervent hope that moderate and liberal religion can have more impact on religious thought, and that modernity, as represented by the secular state and science, can be more tolerant (and even respectful) of religion. By moderate and liberal religions I mean those that exhibit one of the best characteristics of all major religions- compassion! After all it is not exactly true that any of us, in our very core, is certain of our facts. None of us was there when the foundations of the universe was laid down! Thus we should be able to respect the right of every human to come to their own way of finding meaning in life, as long as they do not advocate physical harm to others who do not believe as they do. Like it or not we live in a pluralistic society and to maintain the benefits of that society, while tackling the difficult problems that beset us, we need to not be at each other's throats.\n Read this book if you would have some understanding of the historical background of the fundamentalist mindset. Even if you disagree with Karen Armstrong in her analysis, you will gain much insight as to how we got to this point in our history and how we may be able to pull back from disaster."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Muhammad: A Prophet for Our Time [ Muhammad: A Prophet for Our Time by Armstrong, Karen ( Author ) Paperback Aug- 2007 ] Paperback Aug- 28- 2007\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Basis for Understanding Islam\n\nReview: Islam, the faith founded by Muhammad, has usually been misunderstood by Westerners in the past, and perhaps even more so since a group of extreme fanatics attacked the United States on September 11, 2001. Like some violent extremists and literalists of all faiths, these people chose to commit a great crime in the belief that their religion required such an act against what they saw as an impious and decadent West. Similar attacks were launched against England, Spain and Australia (the latter in Indonesia) and led to the current impasse that threatens to become a violent religious war, not only between Islam and the West, but between branches of the faith itself.\n\nWhat is the background of this faith that inspired such fanatical violence? Is it truly more violent than other religions? Exactly who was Muhammad, how did he become the Prophet of Islam and what did he teach?\n\nThese questions are to a large degree answered in Karen Armstrong's masterful book \"Muhammad: A Biography of the Prophet.\" In it we learn about what is known and what was said about the life of Muhammad, the most recent of the great religious teachers (unless you count Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism). Karen Armstrong has produced an easy to read popular introduction to Islam and the Prophet. This is certainly not a scholarly study, but in general the story as told by a non-Muslim who is trying to portray Muhammad in as good a light as she can. Certainly many people have criticised her for this portrayal, especially in regard to the treatment of women in Islamic societies (not totally Muhammad's fault, as at least some the the problem comes from fairly brutal local traditions, not Islam), his polygamy (probably as much a result of the need for widows and orphaned girls to have husbands as for lust), and his massacre of the Bani Qurayzah, which was certainly violent, but under the circumstances and the times, not exactly unknown. Indeed, Islamic armies were often more merciful than Christian ones during the Crusades. This is not to say they were always so, however.\n\nDespite a few irritating typos, this book is the best popular treatment of the subject that I have encountered so far. Certainly it is a good introduction to the life of the Prophet for Westerners who are not blinded by the excesses of the few. As a non-Muslim I recommend this book as a antidote to the often venomous (and inaccurate) writings that have appeared, especially since 9/11, on Muhammad and the followers of Islam.","Product: Hardcover, Harper & Row, 1977, B & W Illustrations\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The History of a Very Troubled River\n\nReview: \"The River Congo: The Discovery, Exploration and Exploitation of the World's Most Dramatic River\" by Peter Forbath was intended to follow Alan Moorehead's two excellent books, \"The White Nile\" and the \"Blue Nile.\" Indeed, Forbath has done an admirable job in this regard. The human association with this river, often witness to horrible blood baths (including those still in progress) is minutely documented here up to the mid 1960s, from the first exploration of the West African coast and the discovery of the mouth of the Congo by the Portuguese explorer Diogo Cao in 1482 to the immediate aftermath to independence- the Simba uprising.\n\nIn all, the Congo River (called the Zaire for a time and now renamed the Congo) witnessed some of the bloodiest wars and genocides in recent history. Brought on to a large degree by the early slave trade, later misrule and cruelty under King Leopold (think \"Heart of Darkness\"), and benign neglect from Belgium after Leopold, the Congo still suffers from man's inhumanity to man to the present day. Yet at the same time the Congo is one of the mightiest of rivers and its basin encompasses some of the most biodiverse regions on earth, aside from the Amazon.\n\nForbath, once a foreign correspondent, has written a classic and definitive history of a great tropical river, whose very name \"Congo\" evokes a dangerous and exotic imagery.\n\nIf anyone would like to understand why the Congo has such a dark reputation, this is the book to read.","Product: Author, Herbert Spencer Zim and C and Publisher, Golden books pub co\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Still a Great Introduction to Insects for Young People\n\nReview: Almost the first book on insects that I ever acquired was a hardbound edition of this little guide in the early 1950s. Indeed, I wore out several copies before I graduated to Lutz's \"Field Book of Insects\" and later more up to date guides. While a bit behind in modern systematics, this guide still has enchanting pictures, mostly the same ones I poured over during my childhood. It was here I first caught the insect \"bug\" that eventually propelled me into a career in biological sciences. Zim's early \"Golden Guide to Insects\" was a magic carpet into the fantastic world of insects and I think that it must still be luring young people to at least appreciate the six-legged crowd. I know that the images in this book are still burned into my brain, especially that of the beautiful buckeye butterfly and the various horned scarab and carrion beetles.\n\nI highly recommend this book for children as a first insect book, but I sort of wish they had kept the original yellow cover!","Product: Non-fiction\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Very Best Inspirational Book for Beginning Star Gazers\n\nReview: Back in the 1960s I had to go to Phoenix for a draft physical. The Viet Nam War was raging and the bus load of potential conscripts were nervous to say the least. We were put up in the Phoenix YMCA and had our first evening free. I, being the geek that I am, walked into town to visit a local book store and in it I found the most delightful book on amateur astronomy that I have ever read. It is a personal chronicle of the life of Leslie Peltier, variable star enthusiast and comet discoverer and was titled \"Starlight Nights.\" While moving over the years I lost my copy and found it not so easy to replace. I recently repurchased it in First Edition (the one with which I was familier- with the very evocative dust cover) and reread it. I was, if possible, more enthralled.\n\nPeltier was raised on a farm near Delphos, Ohio. He apparently had the almost mystical idyllic childhood that is often presented and was so comfortable on the farm that he decided to stay, married a local girl, and eventually was employed as a designer for children's toys and furniture. This gave him time for a number of hobbies - butterfly collecting, botany, mineralogy, and most of all - astronomy. His story of how he became one of the top amateur astronomers in the United States is fascinating and should serve as an inspiration to amateurs in almost any natural history subject, but of course primarily astronomy. In addition Peltier, being an excellent draftsman, illustrated the book with charming drawings at the beginning of each chapter.\n\nThere have been a couple of paperback editions, one with photos of Peltier and his family, but I still love the original. Still, in whatever edition, I recommend this book especially to beginners in amateur astronomy. It is a must read!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Muhammad: A Prophet for Our Time [ Muhammad: A Prophet for Our Time by Armstrong, Karen ( Author ) Paperback Aug- 2007 ] Paperback Aug- 28- 2007\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Basis for Understanding Islam\\n\\nReview: Islam, the faith founded by Muhammad, has usually been misunderstood by Westerners in the past, and perhaps even more so since a group of extreme fanatics attacked the United States on September 11, 2001. Like some violent extremists and literalists of all faiths, these people chose to commit a great crime in the belief that their religion required such an act against what they saw as an impious and decadent West. Similar attacks were launched against England, Spain and Australia (the latter in Indonesia) and led to the current impasse that threatens to become a violent religious war, not only between Islam and the West, but between branches of the faith itself.\\n\\nWhat is the background of this faith that inspired such fanatical violence? Is it truly more violent than other religions? Exactly who was Muhammad, how did he become the Prophet of Islam and what did he teach?\\n\\nThese questions are to a large degree answered in Karen Armstrong's masterful book \\\"Muhammad: A Biography of the Prophet.\\\" In it we learn about what is known and what was said about the life of Muhammad, the most recent of the great religious teachers (unless you count Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism). Karen Armstrong has produced an easy to read popular introduction to Islam and the Prophet. This is certainly not a scholarly study, but in general the story as told by a non-Muslim who is trying to portray Muhammad in as good a light as she can. Certainly many people have criticised her for this portrayal, especially in regard to the treatment of women in Islamic societies (not totally Muhammad's fault, as at least some the the problem comes from fairly brutal local traditions, not Islam), his polygamy (probably as much a result of the need for widows and orphaned girls to have husbands as for lust), and his massacre of the Bani Qurayzah, which was certainly violent, but under the circumstances and the times, not exactly unknown. Indeed, Islamic armies were often more merciful than Christian ones during the Crusades. This is not to say they were always so, however.\\n\\nDespite a few irritating typos, this book is the best popular treatment of the subject that I have encountered so far. Certainly it is a good introduction to the life of the Prophet for Westerners who are not blinded by the excesses of the few. As a non-Muslim I recommend this book as a antidote to the often venomous (and inaccurate) writings that have appeared, especially since 9/11, on Muhammad and the followers of Islam.\",\n \"Product: Hardcover, Harper & Row, 1977, B & W Illustrations\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The History of a Very Troubled River\\n\\nReview: \\\"The River Congo: The Discovery, Exploration and Exploitation of the World's Most Dramatic River\\\" by Peter Forbath was intended to follow Alan Moorehead's two excellent books, \\\"The White Nile\\\" and the \\\"Blue Nile.\\\" Indeed, Forbath has done an admirable job in this regard. The human association with this river, often witness to horrible blood baths (including those still in progress) is minutely documented here up to the mid 1960s, from the first exploration of the West African coast and the discovery of the mouth of the Congo by the Portuguese explorer Diogo Cao in 1482 to the immediate aftermath to independence- the Simba uprising.\\n\\nIn all, the Congo River (called the Zaire for a time and now renamed the Congo) witnessed some of the bloodiest wars and genocides in recent history. Brought on to a large degree by the early slave trade, later misrule and cruelty under King Leopold (think \\\"Heart of Darkness\\\"), and benign neglect from Belgium after Leopold, the Congo still suffers from man's inhumanity to man to the present day. Yet at the same time the Congo is one of the mightiest of rivers and its basin encompasses some of the most biodiverse regions on earth, aside from the Amazon.\\n\\nForbath, once a foreign correspondent, has written a classic and definitive history of a great tropical river, whose very name \\\"Congo\\\" evokes a dangerous and exotic imagery.\\n\\nIf anyone would like to understand why the Congo has such a dark reputation, this is the book to read.\",\n \"Product: Author, Herbert Spencer Zim and C and Publisher, Golden books pub co\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Still a Great Introduction to Insects for Young People\\n\\nReview: Almost the first book on insects that I ever acquired was a hardbound edition of this little guide in the early 1950s. Indeed, I wore out several copies before I graduated to Lutz's \\\"Field Book of Insects\\\" and later more up to date guides. While a bit behind in modern systematics, this guide still has enchanting pictures, mostly the same ones I poured over during my childhood. It was here I first caught the insect \\\"bug\\\" that eventually propelled me into a career in biological sciences. Zim's early \\\"Golden Guide to Insects\\\" was a magic carpet into the fantastic world of insects and I think that it must still be luring young people to at least appreciate the six-legged crowd. I know that the images in this book are still burned into my brain, especially that of the beautiful buckeye butterfly and the various horned scarab and carrion beetles.\\n\\nI highly recommend this book for children as a first insect book, but I sort of wish they had kept the original yellow cover!\",\n \"Product: Non-fiction\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Very Best Inspirational Book for Beginning Star Gazers\\n\\nReview: Back in the 1960s I had to go to Phoenix for a draft physical. The Viet Nam War was raging and the bus load of potential conscripts were nervous to say the least. We were put up in the Phoenix YMCA and had our first evening free. I, being the geek that I am, walked into town to visit a local book store and in it I found the most delightful book on amateur astronomy that I have ever read. It is a personal chronicle of the life of Leslie Peltier, variable star enthusiast and comet discoverer and was titled \\\"Starlight Nights.\\\" While moving over the years I lost my copy and found it not so easy to replace. I recently repurchased it in First Edition (the one with which I was familier- with the very evocative dust cover) and reread it. I was, if possible, more enthralled.\\n\\nPeltier was raised on a farm near Delphos, Ohio. He apparently had the almost mystical idyllic childhood that is often presented and was so comfortable on the farm that he decided to stay, married a local girl, and eventually was employed as a designer for children's toys and furniture. This gave him time for a number of hobbies - butterfly collecting, botany, mineralogy, and most of all - astronomy. His story of how he became one of the top amateur astronomers in the United States is fascinating and should serve as an inspiration to amateurs in almost any natural history subject, but of course primarily astronomy. In addition Peltier, being an excellent draftsman, illustrated the book with charming drawings at the beginning of each chapter.\\n\\nThere have been a couple of paperback editions, one with photos of Peltier and his family, but I still love the original. Still, in whatever edition, I recommend this book especially to beginners in amateur astronomy. It is a must read!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":4,"string":"4"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1378,"string":"1,378"}}},{"rowIdx":1379,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1AP3A4UW8OJFV"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"NEW Combo BLUWAVS CD and FLAC FILE\". The summary of the review text is \"Memphis MAGIC!!!!! More Stars - get these guys more STARS!!!!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Wayne Jackson (trumpet, trombone) and Andrew Love (tenor saxophone) are The Memphis Horns.\nIt could be that you don't know their names (although highly improbable) but you sure as hell know their music.\nThey played with Otis Redding, Al Green, Etta James, Bobby Womack, Robert Cray, almost anything that STAX produced - the list is endless.\nTheir music IS magic. Much more than just a few horns tooting in the background, these two marvellous musicians created a feeling, fun, sadness, all that and more with their terrific playing.\nYou can pick them out instantly. What great talents, what creativity!!! Fabulous!!!\nOn this recording they invited a few old friends to participate to recreate that good ol' feeling.\nWAIT! Don't think this is old or washed out! It'll make you move in a second - guaranteed!\nA smile appears on your face the moment you hear Mavis Staples do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (Sad Song), you hurt when listening to the most amazing version of I've Been Loving You Too Long by Warren Haynes (terrific interpretation, marvellous guitar, my favorite on this one), you hope with William Bell's great Holding On To Love or Bobby Womack's terrific Somebody Have Mercy.\nThe love for the music jumps off the record. And it's not just the way they do it, rather spontaneously, or the great guests (most of the above plus Isaac Hayes, Leon Russell and many more). What I love most is the care for detail in The Memphis Horns' playing AND by all the terrific musicians on this recording.\nListen to the background singers: Jacqueline Johnson and Jacquelyn Reddick, Jack Holder and Michael Tales' guitars, Ernest Williamson's keys, Dywane Thomas' bass, Steve Potts' drums etc. etc.\nJust get it - and together with me hope for another one soon!"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Wayne Jackson (trumpet, trombone) and Andrew Love (tenor saxophone) are The Memphis Horns.\nIt could be that you don't know their names (although highly improbable) but you sure as hell know their music.\nThey played with Otis Redding, Al Green, Etta James, Bobby Womack, Robert Cray, almost anything that STAX produced - the list is endless.\nTheir music IS magic. Much more than just a few horns tooting in the background, these two marvellous musicians created a feeling, fun, sadness, all that and more with their terrific playing.\nYou can pick them out instantly. What great talents, what creativity!!! Fabulous!!!\nOn this recording they invited a few old friends to participate to recreate that good ol' feeling.\nWAIT! Don't think this is old or washed out! It'll make you move in a second - guaranteed!\nA smile appears on your face the moment you hear Mavis Staples do Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (Sad Song), you hurt when listening to the most amazing version of I've Been Loving You Too Long by Warren Haynes (terrific interpretation, marvellous guitar, my favorite on this one), you hope with William Bell's great Holding On To Love or Bobby Womack's terrific Somebody Have Mercy.\nThe love for the music jumps off the record. And it's not just the way they do it, rather spontaneously, or the great guests (most of the above plus Isaac Hayes, Leon Russell and many more). What I love most is the care for detail in The Memphis Horns' playing AND by all the terrific musicians on this recording.\nListen to the background singers: Jacqueline Johnson and Jacquelyn Reddick, Jack Holder and Michael Tales' guitars, Ernest Williamson's keys, Dywane Thomas' bass, Steve Potts' drums etc. etc.\nJust get it - and together with me hope for another one soon!"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The KitchenAid Pro Line Coffee Mill is made of handsome Die-Cast metal housing making for a rugged, stable, and easy to clean unit. With the Pro Line Coffee Mill, you can adjust the Commercial Quality Stainless Steel Cutting Burrs to 15 different Grind Sizes for that perfect Espresso, French Press, or cup of automatic drip. The 7 oz capacity bean hopper and coffee bin are glass to minimize the static \"cling\" of coffee grounds. The DC motor with gear reduction system makes for quiet grinding. System turns the cutting burrs at just 450 rpm, minimizing the frictional heating of the grinds and preserving coffee flavor and aroma. The Under-Cabinet design allows the unit to fit easily under wall cabinets on the countertop. The smooth metal housing is a snap to wipe clean. Bean hopper, hopper lid, and coffee bin are dishwasher-safe.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: P.E.R.F.E.C.T.!!!!!! But mine is RED!\n\nReview: I always loved KitchenAid's design. A little old fashioned but so very much KitchenAid you could blindly pull every one of their products from any line.\nThis one is no different. And I LOVE it!!!\nIt's HUUUUGE just for grinding coffee beans (I use Illy coffee only).\nBut my mom had one. Mom is gone (not from the planet, just to an elderly home), but the grinder still lives on (in my sister's kitchen).\nThe noise, well it's not exactly Pavarotti, but what do you expect? After all it does grind beans.\nThe housing is of course die-cast metal. I wouldn't know anything more durable than this...\nYou can choose between 15 different grind sizes/positions. And if that wouldn't satisfy you, you can pull the thing apart and create your own setting...\nIt probably grinds anything but so far I only tried beans. The Sopranos might have more creative suggestions at hand. All I know is that it's very good with the beans!\nThe coffee bin and the bean hopper are glass.\nOh, and you don't need to read the booklet (except after having pulled it apart for your own setting) to understand how the thing works. I wouldn't start trying to clean the bean hopper when it's on, though. Your coffee might have a hint of metal only true vampires will treasure.","Product: I'd say a lot more about NBC, but I don't want to be sued for slander. Suffice it to say that the day they canceled this show after only two airings in the TV-graveyard of Friday nights, I promised to never watch any new NBC drama again. This was one of the most well written dramas i have ever seen, with characters that really carried the series. It wasn't just a situation drama, the protagonists were flawed and human yet still larger than life. I am happy to see that it's coming out on DVD and I'm more than willing to pay up for it (and I don't usually buy TV shows on DVD). Hopefully DVD can do for \"Boomtown\" what it has done for \"Family Guy\"; resurrect it back for a new season in the future.\\r\\n\\r\\nIf you want to see good quality TV, watch this show. No one will ever remember \"Lyon's Den\" which killed it, or \"Kingpin\" which NBC tried to replace it with; but this show and NBC's shoddy treatment of it will be remembered as long as television exists.\\r\\n\\r\\nAmended on Nov 3, 2004\\r\\nI just wanted to say that I don't think Vanessa Williams ruined the show. I was willing to give it a chance and see where it would go from there, they never got a chance to focus an episode on her and it's only because NBC put her on at the same time that they forced the writers to be more \"procedural\" that we may think she brought the show down.\\r\\n\\r\\nMe, i'm just smiling at NBC's predicament now, what with Lost and Desparate Housewives bringing intelligent and gripping TV back to us and them wallowing in last place with not one critical or ratings hit in site. Ah, Karma is a female dog...\\r\\n\\r\\nAs of April 4 2006, the only new NBC show I have watched is My Name Is Earl, and NBC still refuses to do the intelligent thing by teaming it up with Scrubs. I follow the West Wing out of respect in the downtime between the Simpsons and The Sopranos, but never again will I view an NBC drama series.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: stories that change your everyday life\n\nReview: Woow, what a show! I live in Germany and never watch local tv because everything is dubbed. I found this just by chance. I own the set for about four months now and I believe to have watched the entire series about three times.\n\nDoesn't say enough? It's terrific! Awesome! What a great idea to show different sides to the story in each episode. My favorite character is Detective Smith, beautifully brought to life by Mykelti Williamson. The favorite episode \"The Freak\" just had me stunned for days. I still cannot forget the themes this show has touched in me and rarely a day goes by without me thinking in some way or another about the men and women portrayed so marvellously in this series. Shame on those who dared to stop it!","Product: Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie and Robert De Niro star in this powerful thriller about the birth of the CIA. Edward Wilson (Damon) believes in America, and will sacrifice everything he loves to protect it. But as one of the covert founders of the CIA, Edward's youthful idealism is slowly eroded by his growing suspicion of the people around him. Everybody has secretsbut will Edward's destroy him? With an all-star cast including Alec Baldwin, Billy Crudup, William Hurt, Timothy Hutton and John Turturro, it's the gripping story David Ansen of Newsweek hails as \"spellbinding.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Masterpiece About Sacrifice\n\nReview: Not the typical spy movie, more a beautifully directed intense psychological drama.\nFlashback: The six year old Edward Wilson watches his father prepare to commit suicide, although at that moment the boy doesn't realize it. His father discovers him, sends him away, closes the door and shoots himself. This traumatic experience ironically prepares Edward for a career in the CIA. It will take him around the globe, far away from home, maybe even away from his soul...\nEdward (wonderfully portrayed by Matt Damon) is almost unable to show his true feelings. He talks very little, gives up his true love to stay with the woman who will give birth to his son (marvelous: Angelina Jolie).\nFor all of his life he will sacrifice everything around him to serve his country. It is all he has.\nWhen, after the Bay of Pigs fiasco, he is asked to find the mole in the organization, he begins to realize there is not anyone he can trust, never was. Not his father, not his university teacher, not his so-called friends, not even his super.\nThere might have been loved ones who could have saved him from all his internal misery: his first love, his wife, his son. But it is too late. He cannot trust and there is betrayal all around. It becomes clear that he never got over that terrible shock when he entered the room and found his father lying dead on the floor.\nA wonderful film about fate and the choices we all make, where they lead us and what might have been had we taken another road...\nThe images are perfect, the actors magnificent, Robert De Niro's directing superb. A very complex must have to watch over and over again.\nAs to the length of the movie. I just noticed other reviewers had a problem with that. Not me. I never got bored for a second. I never even got pulled away from the storyline. Sure, it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long, but I didn't realize it until the credits started rolling.\nAs always (well, almost) the HD DVD's images are brilliant and the combo disc includes 16 minutes of deleted scenes (in HD), picture in picture access.","Product: UK Blu-ray/Region All pressing. 25th anniversary version, originally released in 2008, of the iconic sci-fi masterpiece Blade Runner, director Ridley Scott has gone back into post production to create the long-awaited definitive new version. Blade Runner: The Final Cut is spectacularly restored and remastered from original elements and contains never-before-seen added/extended scenes, added lines, new and improved special effects, director and filmmaker commentary, an all-new digital audio track and more. Special Features Disc 1: Digitally restored and remastered, incorporating new footage and special effects never before seen Soundtrack remastered in Dolby Digital 5.1 Introduction by director Ridley Scott Three filmmaker commentaries, including one by Ridley Scott Disc 2: Definitive documentary incorporating outtakes, deleted scenes and all-new interviews. The ultimate look at the movie's difficult creation and controversial legacy.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: No words needed except: get it, it's beyond magic.\n\nReview: What can I say? Words will fail you while watching this new transfer of the all time best SciFi film, Mr. Scott's exceptional masterpiece.\nI just did and the impression still has me speechless.\n\nThis review should just be a blank with ten stars and one advice: BUY IT!\n\nThe clarity of the picture, sharpness, sound, the tiny details, even in the darkness and the rain. It looks as if it has been shot yesterday.\nI prefer Ridley Scott's final version, included here on disc one. It has several added and extended scenes which makes it all a little easier to understand. Although I admit this has become difficult to judge after having watched the film so many times.\nAlso included are the 82 international and US theatrical versions, the 92 director's cut and the workprint version. For details on these see amazon's description above.\nI love Philip K. Dick's writing, so I was very happy to have a featurette and an audio interview included in the set.\nWhy this 5 disc box?\nPlease don't ask - as I said, this doesn't need words, please, just get it!\nYou won't be disappointed, you can't be.","Product: \"A High-Octane Action Movie.\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Action Flick - with Depth\n\nReview: O.k., I love Jamie Foxx - and Jennifer Garner - so I expected this to be what I was looking for. And it was, but also so much more.\nThe story in short: There has been a terrorist attack on an American compound in the Saudi Kingdom. A handful of FBI agents are sent over to search for clues. Although at first they have to learn to deal with the Saudi opposition, they succeed to win over the good guys and together they manage to solve the case.\nThis sounds very dry. Trust me, it isn't. The film will definitely keep you pinned to the edge of your seat for the 145 minutes.\nThe action is extremely well done. Of course there is a car chase, but I have never before seen one like this. And I'm usually not a fan of car chases either. This one had me though.\nYou all know Jennifer Garner has had a few lessons in how to fight, and she's showing off some good results, as does Jamie.\nThe movie's pace is terrific. It feels natural, never as if constructed.\nThe characters are well developed. Jamie, Jennifer and especially Chris Cooper use the little space they have perfectly to paint each individual. But also the Saudi military is portrayed in a credible way. Who wouldn't be mad when a foreign nation sends in his troops to solve your case? Add the differences in cultures and you've got a perfect clash. But good people can find a way out and here they do.\n(Of course this is an action flick, not a documentary. I wouldn't go as far as to say that the terrorists are one-dimensional, but they have less space to develop depth as do the good guys.)\nI will definitely be watching this one over and over again.\nThe HD DVD transfer is marvellous. Picture, depth, sound, all state of the art.\nSpecials include a history time line of the Saudi Kingdom which helps you understand the background to some of today's troubles.\nThe Apartment Shootout scene is awesome. It's intense, ultra violent, bloody, horrifying. They show it from 4 different perspectives. Makes you wish you never get into something like it.\nNow that Warner switched to Bluray they say HD DVD is doomed. This one proves what it can contain. Get it!","Product: UK Blu-ray/Region All pressing. 25th anniversary version, originally released in 2008, of the iconic sci-fi masterpiece Blade Runner, director Ridley Scott has gone back into post production to create the long-awaited definitive new version. Blade Runner: The Final Cut is spectacularly restored and remastered from original elements and contains never-before-seen added/extended scenes, added lines, new and improved special effects, director and filmmaker commentary, an all-new digital audio track and more. Special Features Disc 1: Digitally restored and remastered, incorporating new footage and special effects never before seen Soundtrack remastered in Dolby Digital 5.1 Introduction by director Ridley Scott Three filmmaker commentaries, including one by Ridley Scott Disc 2: Definitive documentary incorporating outtakes, deleted scenes and all-new interviews. The ultimate look at the movie's difficult creation and controversial legacy.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: No words needed except: get it, it's beyond magic.\n\nReview: What can I say? Words will fail you while watching this new transfer of the all time best SciFi film, Mr. Scott's exceptional masterpiece.\nI just did and the impression still has me speechless.\n\nThis review should just be a blank with ten stars and one advice: BUY IT!\n\nThe clarity of the picture, sharpness, sound, the tiny details, even in the darkness and the rain. It looks as if it has been shot yesterday.\nI prefer Ridley Scott's final version, included here on disc one. It has several added and extended scenes which makes it all a little easier to understand. Although I admit this has become difficult to judge after having watched the film so many times.\nAlso included are the 82 international and US theatrical versions, the 92 director's cut and the workprint version. For details on these see amazon's description above.\nI love Philip K. Dick's writing, so I was very happy to have a featurette and an audio interview included in the set.\nWhy this 5 disc box?\nPlease don't ask - as I said, this doesn't need words, please, just get it!\nYou won't be disappointed, you can't be.","Product: \"A High-Octane Action Movie.\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Action Flick - with Depth\n\nReview: O.k., I love Jamie Foxx - and Jennifer Garner - so I expected this to be what I was looking for. And it was, but also so much more.\nThe story in short: There has been a terrorist attack on an American compound in the Saudi Kingdom. A handful of FBI agents are sent over to search for clues. Although at first they have to learn to deal with the Saudi opposition, they succeed to win over the good guys and together they manage to solve the case.\nThis sounds very dry. Trust me, it isn't. The film will definitely keep you pinned to the edge of your seat for the 145 minutes.\nThe action is extremely well done. Of course there is a car chase, but I have never before seen one like this. And I'm usually not a fan of car chases either. This one had me though.\nYou all know Jennifer Garner has had a few lessons in how to fight, and she's showing off some good results, as does Jamie.\nThe movie's pace is terrific. It feels natural, never as if constructed.\nThe characters are well developed. Jamie, Jennifer and especially Chris Cooper use the little space they have perfectly to paint each individual. But also the Saudi military is portrayed in a credible way. Who wouldn't be mad when a foreign nation sends in his troops to solve your case? Add the differences in cultures and you've got a perfect clash. But good people can find a way out and here they do.\n(Of course this is an action flick, not a documentary. I wouldn't go as far as to say that the terrorists are one-dimensional, but they have less space to develop depth as do the good guys.)\nI will definitely be watching this one over and over again.\nThe HD DVD transfer is marvellous. Picture, depth, sound, all state of the art.\nSpecials include a history time line of the Saudi Kingdom which helps you understand the background to some of today's troubles.\nThe Apartment Shootout scene is awesome. It's intense, ultra violent, bloody, horrifying. They show it from 4 different perspectives. Makes you wish you never get into something like it.\nNow that Warner switched to Bluray they say HD DVD is doomed. This one proves what it can contain. Get it!","Product: Partnered with a hard-line officer Tony Stone (Academy AwardA Nominee Woody Harrelson), Ben Foster (3: 10 to Yuma) plays a battle-scarred war hero home from Iraq and newly assigned to the Armyas Casualty Notification service. He faces this formidable mission while seeking comfort and healing back on the home front when he falls for the wife of a fallen soldier (2-Time Academy Award nominee Samantha Morton).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Must-See that will stay with you forever\n\nReview: If you saw Black Hawk Down and The Hurt Locker you might have gotten an idea of modern warfare - what the Soldiers are going through on a daily basis. Although Hollywood made, these films do not glorify the violence or the people; they just get you there.\nOf course watching a movie - that is any movie - is nothing close to the real thing. But at least some films try to transmit an accurate picture of the situation, including the angst, shock, anger, and demonstrate the professionalism that so often is the Soldiers' only way out.\n\nThis one takes the war home, into the living rooms of the family members, lovers and children of the men and women who will never return.\nNo guns or battles, just pain and shock - but just as dramatic as the two previously mentioned. And just like them it shows us a part of the war most of us don't know anything about. Magazine articles, TV news and what not - nothing comes close to the scenes we're shown here where families are destroyed and lives forever changed.\nI feel we need to watch this, each and every one of us, so we better understand the next time we talk about war.\n\nWithout the Army's framework, Woody Harrelson's character would probably have ended up on the wrong side of the road. Married three times, AA, frustrated about having missed out on the real battle experience, it's his job to deliver the horrible message. He get's Ben Foster put to his side as a partner. A War-hero with his own demons to fight.\nSure, this is a fictional tale, with the characters' personalities adding to the drama. But with the excellent camera work and the fabulous script the story hits home from the first scene on.\nAnd when you think it's boring to watch these men deliver their message over and over again - think again. These two actors - and the others - are perfectly cast with each of them delivering award worthy performances of the highest order.\n\nThe Blu-ray comes packed in a plastic-free box and includes the dvd version on a separate disc. Another plus: the disc loads and there are no disturbing commercials or other previews messing with the experience. Press play and the film \"rolls\".\nThe picture is crisp and very detailed. A few night scenes lack depth in the blacks (didn't disturb me much) but all in all it's a great disc.","Product: CD ORG. MERCURY PRESSING\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ohio Players' Sexiest album - I mean the music, stupid!\n\nReview: I won't lie to you - the first time I bought this album, when I was 16, it was because of the cover. Other kids in school listened to the Beatles and The Police and stuff, I wanted Parliament, Earth Wind and Fire and - The Ohio Players.\nWhen I got home and opened the spread I was .. speechless. What a babe!\nBut then, as the needle hit those grooves and I turned up the volume, I finally got to know about The Ohio Players.\nThe cover's photographer is Richard Fegley - of Playboy fame. Here he did a nice variation to the Playboy covers: the monthly where's the bunny search turned into a where's the bee?\nMy all time favorite ballad is Sweet Sticky Thing.\nA great melody, or better two melodies, the slow ballad-like start and then the pushy chorus with those terrific horns; the perfect combination of pushing drums, high chant, sexy horns and ... Satch's amazing sax. Jazzy, seducing, it still amazes me when I listen to it for the tenthousandth time.\nLove Rollercoaster (say what?) is a close second. The same pushy drums and chant, but more of a midtempo tune. Or Fopp's hard funk. You need to have this, trust me.\nA stomping masterpiece with some of the greatest horns in history (and a great sense of humor)\nOh, and the babe's still good (although a bit small on cd...)","Product: The Larsen/Feiten Band was the melding of two highly regarded session musicians, keyboardist Neil Larsen & guitarist Buzzy Feiten. They recorded two excellent albums on Warner Brothers in the early 1980's, Larsen/Feiten Band & Full Moon. These albums are making their worldwide CD debut together on this two-on-one CD. Wounded Bird. 2005.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Terrific West Coast Jazz Rock Fusion to make you feel good\n\nReview: Most of you will probably know Neil Larsen and Buzz Feiten as session musicians from Rickie Lee Jones' debut Chuck E's In Love. At the time these two (Neil keys and Buzz guitar) were some of the best cats around.\nHere they got together with Lenny Castro - percussion, Art Rodriguez - drums, Willie Weeks - bass and Larry Williams, Kim Hutchcroft, Chuck Findley, Bill Reichenbach, David Sanborn, Jim Horn - horns. With Tommy Lipuma and Al Schmitt turning the knobs nothing can go wrong.\nWhat else you need to know? Sunny jazz rock feeling (more rock than jazz), warm air, wind, the waves, pretty girls, good looking guys, terrific music. Here you get both albums as one cd. What are you waiting for? Get it!!!","Product: 2009 album from the 'Prince Of Sophisticated Soul', who is celebrating his 20th Anniversary as a recording artist. Classique is an album where timeless meets modern-day to create an utterly unique sound that manages to feel both familiar And brand new. This all-new recording proves, without a doubt, that Will Downing is truly one of the preeminent R&B singers today. He possesses the smoothest, most soothing baritone and is a direct descendant of jazzy Soul vocal artists Anita Baker, Luther Vandross and Barry White.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Classique - a CLASSIC!\n\nReview: This is the real thing, believe me.\nYou want classic soul, a voice that makes your baby's heart melt along with yours - get this. Classic soul has never been better.\nI was never a big fan of Will Downing. Don't get me wrong, this guy sure knows his stuff and made some fine albums over the years. But somehow they never stuck with me as albums. A song here and there, yes, a beautiful voice, great covers and originals but never an album that I l.o.v.e.d.\nThis - this is perfection. Silky soul of the highest order.\nWill Downing has found his place alongside the likes of Teddy Pendergrass, maybe even a touch of Barry White.\nThe first song Ride made me think of the O'Jays - which in itself is saying enough, smooth as ooooooh.\nIf you like mid-tempo sexy grooves: put down the lights, make some Love Suggestions, cook Something Special, invite your lady, tell her I'm Gonna Love Just A Little Bit More Baby and enjoy a trip to heaven with Classique","Product: A treasure trove for Pete Yorn fans as well as the perfect introduction to the scope of Pete's music, Live From New Jersey brings together new renditions of songs from both of Pete's critically-acclaimed Columbia Records albums--musicforthemorningafter & Day I Forgot--as well as Pete's versions of the Junior Kimbrough blues tune 'I Feel Good Again,' Bobby Freeman's 'Do You Wanna Dance,' Elvis Presley's 'Suspicious Minds' (written by Mark James), & Bruce Springsteen's 'Atlantic City.'\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Pete Yorn at his best\n\nReview: Pete Yorn is one of those guys that will never fit in a box. He just loves to make music. Sometimes you'd say he's a singer/songwriter - one of the best around. Next time you pick an album he's rocking the house like crazy - like on Nightcrawler.\nWhatever you think he is, you've got to admit he's got character. As to writing songs, he's pure genius.\nThis magnificent live set, recorded in Morristown on October 29, 2003 (yes, just on one night), has PY shining with some of his greatest songs from the first two albums - but he of course doesn't stop there.\nCheck out the opener I Feel Good Again by Junior Kimbrough (terrific keys by Joe Kennedy)\nYou thought you knew Suspicious Minds? Take in Pete's version and think again.\nThe recording is state of the art - like being there, lost amidst the fans.\nWhile you get this one, please also click into the samples of Break Up, the album he did with Scarlett Johansson. A lot of people don't seem to like her voice but I think they add up perfectly. Four stars for that one.","Product: KCs 1979 album came at the tail end of the disco boom, so it didnt achieve quite the commercial success of its predecessors (though Top 40 aint bad!), but it is still another infectious, brilliantly-arranged piece of work. A Collectors Choice Music exclusive!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Who Do Ya Love? What a question! KC of course!!!\n\nReview: First, KC never made \"disco\". Dance music, that's what this is. But even for a non-dancer like me this feels GREAT! I've never heard horn sections like the one KC used, or think of Richard Finch's bass, KC's keys: terrific. You either want to be there drumming with the band or move your ..... feet. You got no other choice. This music makes you feel happy all over.\n\nI don't like Best Of's so I was So Happy when this one came out. An underrated album at the time. Sure, KC repeats the chorus until you humm it in your sleep, but still he always makes me feel happy. My favorite track: Sho Nuff' - a bit different from the usual KC up-tempo songs. But hey, what do you say to the \"Boom\" at the start? and then those horns? OOOOoooh they hit you right on the spot. Come To My Island is soooo nice, the laid back guitar, dreaming of the sunshine, a nice girl by your side, what more can you want? But what am I telling you here, words can't express the feeling triggering your butt - or like with me, the non-dancer, the smiles. KC will forever make you happy. And while you're at it, also check out \"Do It Good\", \"KC and the Sunshine Band\", \"Part 3\", Jimmy \"Bo\" Horne, George McCrae.","Product: Rose is a simple yet captivating artsit which songs are like poetry, as she is tells us songs, humming us stories. 12 featured tracks of her take of this world that is funny, grating, occasionally obscure she gives true reflection of herself, in fact.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Aah, Rose, quelle merveille!\n\nReview: If Rose doesn't enchant you I don't know who ever will.\nThe first time you listen to Rose sing, don't think, just take it in and let go.\nThe music feels light like a summer breeze, uplifting and liberating. Marvelous melodies, terrific musicians - and then there is of course Rose, her voice, seducing and sweet, dreamy and playful all at the same time.\nBut with Rose once is not enough. Once the last (hidden) song is over you just have to push replay.\nThe second time around, listen to what she has to say and let her pull you along and into her world. You'll be surprised at what you'll find.\nSure, Rose sounds tender and her voice beautiful, almost innocent. Listening to the lyrics will take you onto the next level.\nRose's use of the French language is magic. The rhymes are funny and sad, angry and hurt - or suddenly simply bored for a day.\nForget what you think you know about The French chanson. This is different.\nRose is unique. Think of a warm summer breeze, the sun as it colors La Provence, the waves of the Mediterranean rolling onto the shores, a 2CV, a bikini, a strong coffee, a good book, a chocolat chaud with a croissant, or wine with a fresh baguette. There are a few thunderclouds in the distance but they never get close.\nSweet, funny, jazzy and sexy, yes, all of that - so very French.\nI swear Rose will always have you wanting for more.\nBy the way: Amazon's note that it has been discontinued is false. You can get it from amazon.fr, amazon.de and probably amazon.ca","Product: Luke S. Larson was born and raised in Washington State and grew up on the Olympic Peninsula. He attended University of Arizona on an NROTC scholarship and graduated with honors with a degree in Journalism. He served as a Marine infantry officer and saw action in two tours to Ar Ramadi, Iraq in 2005 and then again in 2007. He was awarded the Bronze Star with V for valor on his first tour. He studied non-lethal weapons, policies and procedures at Penn State's continuing education program and is currently pursuing an MBA at Thunderbird School of Global Management. He lives in Phoenix with his wife and daughter.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A terrific read on why COIN makes sense\n\nReview: When we first heard about COIN (Counter-Insurgency) most of us probably thought it made a hell of a lot of sense. Why hadn't anybody thought of it before?\n\nThe problem with most of the people talking, be it politicians or other civilians, they had no idea what they were talking about.\nDeveloping new ideas and strategies from behind a desk with the TV blaring the news reports in the background may make some sense but it's never going to bring you close to reality.\nGetting rid of a dictator is one thing. Dealing with the mess afterward while trying to help the locals to build their nation - now that's something else.\n\nThe Senator's Son takes you there, minute by minute, day by day, step by step.\nHow do you make the real choice, can you even, with IEDs exploding around you, bullets flying right and left - and that is when you're lucky?\nHow can you ever stay focused, tell right from wrong - and by what standards - having to make split-second decisions with fear, anger and anxiety clouding your judgment.\nWhat is it like to try to reach out to whoever is hiding behind the next corner?\n\nAfter two deployments to Iraq Luke Larson knows what he is talking about.\nHis writing style, a novel with short sentences straight on target, and strong emotions seemingly thrown in at random, is shocking. And a must read.\nIt helps us to better understand that COIN is the only way to go.\n\nGet it!\n\nFor further reading I suggest the Counterinsurgency Field Manual, H. John Poole's books on guerrilla warfare and Bing West's books on the Iraq war.","Product: The character of Lucky Luke became a myth thanks to Morris (his creator) and Goscinny. These two giants of the 9th art collaborated with passion for more than 20 years until the death of the famous scriptwriter. Goscinny is the author of the well-known Astrix, which he launched with Uderzo. He also co-authored Iznogoud with Tabary. In 1992, Morris received the 'Grand Prix Spcial 20me Anniversaire' from the international comics show at Angoulme, and in 1998, the French Minister of Culture decorated him with the rank of 'Officier des Arts et des Lettres'.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My favorite Western! ...\n\nReview: Ever thought about the fact that The Daltons must have had a Mom?\nHere in Europe the creative team of Morris and Goscinny have millions of fans (sadly, both have passed away). Goscinny also wrote and together with Uderzo developed the Asterix series.\nWell, just for a second imagine the Daltons were as stupid as stupid goes. That they always get caught and end up in prison. That they a.l.w.a.y.s. find a way to escape, and that there is Lucky Luke, the man who shoots faster than his shadow.\nSo, what's this (comic - in the truest sense of the word)book about?\nWell, as I said, once again the Daltons escaped and are being chased by Lucky Luke. In an unexpected flash of intelligence, Joe Dalton, the smallest of the gang, has the idea to dress up as their beloved mother. They hide at her place and start a series of bank robberies the West has not seen before...\nBut don't worry, as always, everything is going to be all right in the end...\nIf you want a lesson on how to raise your kids you should read this, as should they. And all the others of course.\nA great start for those who never heard of Lucky Luke."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The KitchenAid Pro Line Coffee Mill is made of handsome Die-Cast metal housing making for a rugged, stable, and easy to clean unit. With the Pro Line Coffee Mill, you can adjust the Commercial Quality Stainless Steel Cutting Burrs to 15 different Grind Sizes for that perfect Espresso, French Press, or cup of automatic drip. The 7 oz capacity bean hopper and coffee bin are glass to minimize the static \\\"cling\\\" of coffee grounds. The DC motor with gear reduction system makes for quiet grinding. System turns the cutting burrs at just 450 rpm, minimizing the frictional heating of the grinds and preserving coffee flavor and aroma. The Under-Cabinet design allows the unit to fit easily under wall cabinets on the countertop. The smooth metal housing is a snap to wipe clean. Bean hopper, hopper lid, and coffee bin are dishwasher-safe.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: P.E.R.F.E.C.T.!!!!!! But mine is RED!\\n\\nReview: I always loved KitchenAid's design. A little old fashioned but so very much KitchenAid you could blindly pull every one of their products from any line.\\nThis one is no different. And I LOVE it!!!\\nIt's HUUUUGE just for grinding coffee beans (I use Illy coffee only).\\nBut my mom had one. Mom is gone (not from the planet, just to an elderly home), but the grinder still lives on (in my sister's kitchen).\\nThe noise, well it's not exactly Pavarotti, but what do you expect? After all it does grind beans.\\nThe housing is of course die-cast metal. I wouldn't know anything more durable than this...\\nYou can choose between 15 different grind sizes/positions. And if that wouldn't satisfy you, you can pull the thing apart and create your own setting...\\nIt probably grinds anything but so far I only tried beans. The Sopranos might have more creative suggestions at hand. All I know is that it's very good with the beans!\\nThe coffee bin and the bean hopper are glass.\\nOh, and you don't need to read the booklet (except after having pulled it apart for your own setting) to understand how the thing works. I wouldn't start trying to clean the bean hopper when it's on, though. Your coffee might have a hint of metal only true vampires will treasure.\",\n \"Product: I'd say a lot more about NBC, but I don't want to be sued for slander. Suffice it to say that the day they canceled this show after only two airings in the TV-graveyard of Friday nights, I promised to never watch any new NBC drama again. This was one of the most well written dramas i have ever seen, with characters that really carried the series. It wasn't just a situation drama, the protagonists were flawed and human yet still larger than life. I am happy to see that it's coming out on DVD and I'm more than willing to pay up for it (and I don't usually buy TV shows on DVD). Hopefully DVD can do for \\\"Boomtown\\\" what it has done for \\\"Family Guy\\\"; resurrect it back for a new season in the future.\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nIf you want to see good quality TV, watch this show. No one will ever remember \\\"Lyon's Den\\\" which killed it, or \\\"Kingpin\\\" which NBC tried to replace it with; but this show and NBC's shoddy treatment of it will be remembered as long as television exists.\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nAmended on Nov 3, 2004\\\\r\\\\nI just wanted to say that I don't think Vanessa Williams ruined the show. I was willing to give it a chance and see where it would go from there, they never got a chance to focus an episode on her and it's only because NBC put her on at the same time that they forced the writers to be more \\\"procedural\\\" that we may think she brought the show down.\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nMe, i'm just smiling at NBC's predicament now, what with Lost and Desparate Housewives bringing intelligent and gripping TV back to us and them wallowing in last place with not one critical or ratings hit in site. Ah, Karma is a female dog...\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nAs of April 4 2006, the only new NBC show I have watched is My Name Is Earl, and NBC still refuses to do the intelligent thing by teaming it up with Scrubs. I follow the West Wing out of respect in the downtime between the Simpsons and The Sopranos, but never again will I view an NBC drama series.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: stories that change your everyday life\\n\\nReview: Woow, what a show! I live in Germany and never watch local tv because everything is dubbed. I found this just by chance. I own the set for about four months now and I believe to have watched the entire series about three times.\\n\\nDoesn't say enough? It's terrific! Awesome! What a great idea to show different sides to the story in each episode. My favorite character is Detective Smith, beautifully brought to life by Mykelti Williamson. The favorite episode \\\"The Freak\\\" just had me stunned for days. I still cannot forget the themes this show has touched in me and rarely a day goes by without me thinking in some way or another about the men and women portrayed so marvellously in this series. Shame on those who dared to stop it!\",\n \"Product: Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie and Robert De Niro star in this powerful thriller about the birth of the CIA. Edward Wilson (Damon) believes in America, and will sacrifice everything he loves to protect it. But as one of the covert founders of the CIA, Edward's youthful idealism is slowly eroded by his growing suspicion of the people around him. Everybody has secretsbut will Edward's destroy him? With an all-star cast including Alec Baldwin, Billy Crudup, William Hurt, Timothy Hutton and John Turturro, it's the gripping story David Ansen of Newsweek hails as \\\"spellbinding.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Masterpiece About Sacrifice\\n\\nReview: Not the typical spy movie, more a beautifully directed intense psychological drama.\\nFlashback: The six year old Edward Wilson watches his father prepare to commit suicide, although at that moment the boy doesn't realize it. His father discovers him, sends him away, closes the door and shoots himself. This traumatic experience ironically prepares Edward for a career in the CIA. It will take him around the globe, far away from home, maybe even away from his soul...\\nEdward (wonderfully portrayed by Matt Damon) is almost unable to show his true feelings. He talks very little, gives up his true love to stay with the woman who will give birth to his son (marvelous: Angelina Jolie).\\nFor all of his life he will sacrifice everything around him to serve his country. It is all he has.\\nWhen, after the Bay of Pigs fiasco, he is asked to find the mole in the organization, he begins to realize there is not anyone he can trust, never was. Not his father, not his university teacher, not his so-called friends, not even his super.\\nThere might have been loved ones who could have saved him from all his internal misery: his first love, his wife, his son. But it is too late. He cannot trust and there is betrayal all around. It becomes clear that he never got over that terrible shock when he entered the room and found his father lying dead on the floor.\\nA wonderful film about fate and the choices we all make, where they lead us and what might have been had we taken another road...\\nThe images are perfect, the actors magnificent, Robert De Niro's directing superb. A very complex must have to watch over and over again.\\nAs to the length of the movie. I just noticed other reviewers had a problem with that. Not me. I never got bored for a second. I never even got pulled away from the storyline. Sure, it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long, but I didn't realize it until the credits started rolling.\\nAs always (well, almost) the HD DVD's images are brilliant and the combo disc includes 16 minutes of deleted scenes (in HD), picture in picture access.\",\n \"Product: UK Blu-ray/Region All pressing. 25th anniversary version, originally released in 2008, of the iconic sci-fi masterpiece Blade Runner, director Ridley Scott has gone back into post production to create the long-awaited definitive new version. Blade Runner: The Final Cut is spectacularly restored and remastered from original elements and contains never-before-seen added/extended scenes, added lines, new and improved special effects, director and filmmaker commentary, an all-new digital audio track and more. Special Features Disc 1: Digitally restored and remastered, incorporating new footage and special effects never before seen Soundtrack remastered in Dolby Digital 5.1 Introduction by director Ridley Scott Three filmmaker commentaries, including one by Ridley Scott Disc 2: Definitive documentary incorporating outtakes, deleted scenes and all-new interviews. The ultimate look at the movie's difficult creation and controversial legacy.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: No words needed except: get it, it's beyond magic.\\n\\nReview: What can I say? Words will fail you while watching this new transfer of the all time best SciFi film, Mr. Scott's exceptional masterpiece.\\nI just did and the impression still has me speechless.\\n\\nThis review should just be a blank with ten stars and one advice: BUY IT!\\n\\nThe clarity of the picture, sharpness, sound, the tiny details, even in the darkness and the rain. It looks as if it has been shot yesterday.\\nI prefer Ridley Scott's final version, included here on disc one. It has several added and extended scenes which makes it all a little easier to understand. Although I admit this has become difficult to judge after having watched the film so many times.\\nAlso included are the 82 international and US theatrical versions, the 92 director's cut and the workprint version. For details on these see amazon's description above.\\nI love Philip K. Dick's writing, so I was very happy to have a featurette and an audio interview included in the set.\\nWhy this 5 disc box?\\nPlease don't ask - as I said, this doesn't need words, please, just get it!\\nYou won't be disappointed, you can't be.\",\n \"Product: \\\"A High-Octane Action Movie.\\\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Action Flick - with Depth\\n\\nReview: O.k., I love Jamie Foxx - and Jennifer Garner - so I expected this to be what I was looking for. And it was, but also so much more.\\nThe story in short: There has been a terrorist attack on an American compound in the Saudi Kingdom. A handful of FBI agents are sent over to search for clues. Although at first they have to learn to deal with the Saudi opposition, they succeed to win over the good guys and together they manage to solve the case.\\nThis sounds very dry. Trust me, it isn't. The film will definitely keep you pinned to the edge of your seat for the 145 minutes.\\nThe action is extremely well done. Of course there is a car chase, but I have never before seen one like this. And I'm usually not a fan of car chases either. This one had me though.\\nYou all know Jennifer Garner has had a few lessons in how to fight, and she's showing off some good results, as does Jamie.\\nThe movie's pace is terrific. It feels natural, never as if constructed.\\nThe characters are well developed. Jamie, Jennifer and especially Chris Cooper use the little space they have perfectly to paint each individual. But also the Saudi military is portrayed in a credible way. Who wouldn't be mad when a foreign nation sends in his troops to solve your case? Add the differences in cultures and you've got a perfect clash. But good people can find a way out and here they do.\\n(Of course this is an action flick, not a documentary. I wouldn't go as far as to say that the terrorists are one-dimensional, but they have less space to develop depth as do the good guys.)\\nI will definitely be watching this one over and over again.\\nThe HD DVD transfer is marvellous. Picture, depth, sound, all state of the art.\\nSpecials include a history time line of the Saudi Kingdom which helps you understand the background to some of today's troubles.\\nThe Apartment Shootout scene is awesome. It's intense, ultra violent, bloody, horrifying. They show it from 4 different perspectives. Makes you wish you never get into something like it.\\nNow that Warner switched to Bluray they say HD DVD is doomed. This one proves what it can contain. Get it!\",\n \"Product: UK Blu-ray/Region All pressing. 25th anniversary version, originally released in 2008, of the iconic sci-fi masterpiece Blade Runner, director Ridley Scott has gone back into post production to create the long-awaited definitive new version. Blade Runner: The Final Cut is spectacularly restored and remastered from original elements and contains never-before-seen added/extended scenes, added lines, new and improved special effects, director and filmmaker commentary, an all-new digital audio track and more. Special Features Disc 1: Digitally restored and remastered, incorporating new footage and special effects never before seen Soundtrack remastered in Dolby Digital 5.1 Introduction by director Ridley Scott Three filmmaker commentaries, including one by Ridley Scott Disc 2: Definitive documentary incorporating outtakes, deleted scenes and all-new interviews. The ultimate look at the movie's difficult creation and controversial legacy.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: No words needed except: get it, it's beyond magic.\\n\\nReview: What can I say? Words will fail you while watching this new transfer of the all time best SciFi film, Mr. Scott's exceptional masterpiece.\\nI just did and the impression still has me speechless.\\n\\nThis review should just be a blank with ten stars and one advice: BUY IT!\\n\\nThe clarity of the picture, sharpness, sound, the tiny details, even in the darkness and the rain. It looks as if it has been shot yesterday.\\nI prefer Ridley Scott's final version, included here on disc one. It has several added and extended scenes which makes it all a little easier to understand. Although I admit this has become difficult to judge after having watched the film so many times.\\nAlso included are the 82 international and US theatrical versions, the 92 director's cut and the workprint version. For details on these see amazon's description above.\\nI love Philip K. Dick's writing, so I was very happy to have a featurette and an audio interview included in the set.\\nWhy this 5 disc box?\\nPlease don't ask - as I said, this doesn't need words, please, just get it!\\nYou won't be disappointed, you can't be.\",\n \"Product: \\\"A High-Octane Action Movie.\\\" -A. O. Scott, The New York Times Oscar winners Jamie Foxx (Collateral) and Chris Cooper (Breach) and Golden Globe winners Jennifer Garner (Daredevil) and Jason Bateman (Smokin' Aces) ignite the screen in this high-intensity thriller about a team of elite FBI agents sent to Saudi Arabia to solve a brutal mass murder and find a killer before he strikes again. Out of their element and under heavy fire, the team must join forces with their Saudi counterparts. As these unlikely allies begin to unlock the secrets of the crime scene, the team is led into a heart-stopping, do-or-die confrontation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Action Flick - with Depth\\n\\nReview: O.k., I love Jamie Foxx - and Jennifer Garner - so I expected this to be what I was looking for. And it was, but also so much more.\\nThe story in short: There has been a terrorist attack on an American compound in the Saudi Kingdom. A handful of FBI agents are sent over to search for clues. Although at first they have to learn to deal with the Saudi opposition, they succeed to win over the good guys and together they manage to solve the case.\\nThis sounds very dry. Trust me, it isn't. The film will definitely keep you pinned to the edge of your seat for the 145 minutes.\\nThe action is extremely well done. Of course there is a car chase, but I have never before seen one like this. And I'm usually not a fan of car chases either. This one had me though.\\nYou all know Jennifer Garner has had a few lessons in how to fight, and she's showing off some good results, as does Jamie.\\nThe movie's pace is terrific. It feels natural, never as if constructed.\\nThe characters are well developed. Jamie, Jennifer and especially Chris Cooper use the little space they have perfectly to paint each individual. But also the Saudi military is portrayed in a credible way. Who wouldn't be mad when a foreign nation sends in his troops to solve your case? Add the differences in cultures and you've got a perfect clash. But good people can find a way out and here they do.\\n(Of course this is an action flick, not a documentary. I wouldn't go as far as to say that the terrorists are one-dimensional, but they have less space to develop depth as do the good guys.)\\nI will definitely be watching this one over and over again.\\nThe HD DVD transfer is marvellous. Picture, depth, sound, all state of the art.\\nSpecials include a history time line of the Saudi Kingdom which helps you understand the background to some of today's troubles.\\nThe Apartment Shootout scene is awesome. It's intense, ultra violent, bloody, horrifying. They show it from 4 different perspectives. Makes you wish you never get into something like it.\\nNow that Warner switched to Bluray they say HD DVD is doomed. This one proves what it can contain. Get it!\",\n \"Product: Partnered with a hard-line officer Tony Stone (Academy AwardA Nominee Woody Harrelson), Ben Foster (3: 10 to Yuma) plays a battle-scarred war hero home from Iraq and newly assigned to the Armyas Casualty Notification service. He faces this formidable mission while seeking comfort and healing back on the home front when he falls for the wife of a fallen soldier (2-Time Academy Award nominee Samantha Morton).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Must-See that will stay with you forever\\n\\nReview: If you saw Black Hawk Down and The Hurt Locker you might have gotten an idea of modern warfare - what the Soldiers are going through on a daily basis. Although Hollywood made, these films do not glorify the violence or the people; they just get you there.\\nOf course watching a movie - that is any movie - is nothing close to the real thing. But at least some films try to transmit an accurate picture of the situation, including the angst, shock, anger, and demonstrate the professionalism that so often is the Soldiers' only way out.\\n\\nThis one takes the war home, into the living rooms of the family members, lovers and children of the men and women who will never return.\\nNo guns or battles, just pain and shock - but just as dramatic as the two previously mentioned. And just like them it shows us a part of the war most of us don't know anything about. Magazine articles, TV news and what not - nothing comes close to the scenes we're shown here where families are destroyed and lives forever changed.\\nI feel we need to watch this, each and every one of us, so we better understand the next time we talk about war.\\n\\nWithout the Army's framework, Woody Harrelson's character would probably have ended up on the wrong side of the road. Married three times, AA, frustrated about having missed out on the real battle experience, it's his job to deliver the horrible message. He get's Ben Foster put to his side as a partner. A War-hero with his own demons to fight.\\nSure, this is a fictional tale, with the characters' personalities adding to the drama. But with the excellent camera work and the fabulous script the story hits home from the first scene on.\\nAnd when you think it's boring to watch these men deliver their message over and over again - think again. These two actors - and the others - are perfectly cast with each of them delivering award worthy performances of the highest order.\\n\\nThe Blu-ray comes packed in a plastic-free box and includes the dvd version on a separate disc. Another plus: the disc loads and there are no disturbing commercials or other previews messing with the experience. Press play and the film \\\"rolls\\\".\\nThe picture is crisp and very detailed. A few night scenes lack depth in the blacks (didn't disturb me much) but all in all it's a great disc.\",\n \"Product: CD ORG. MERCURY PRESSING\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ohio Players' Sexiest album - I mean the music, stupid!\\n\\nReview: I won't lie to you - the first time I bought this album, when I was 16, it was because of the cover. Other kids in school listened to the Beatles and The Police and stuff, I wanted Parliament, Earth Wind and Fire and - The Ohio Players.\\nWhen I got home and opened the spread I was .. speechless. What a babe!\\nBut then, as the needle hit those grooves and I turned up the volume, I finally got to know about The Ohio Players.\\nThe cover's photographer is Richard Fegley - of Playboy fame. Here he did a nice variation to the Playboy covers: the monthly where's the bunny search turned into a where's the bee?\\nMy all time favorite ballad is Sweet Sticky Thing.\\nA great melody, or better two melodies, the slow ballad-like start and then the pushy chorus with those terrific horns; the perfect combination of pushing drums, high chant, sexy horns and ... Satch's amazing sax. Jazzy, seducing, it still amazes me when I listen to it for the tenthousandth time.\\nLove Rollercoaster (say what?) is a close second. The same pushy drums and chant, but more of a midtempo tune. Or Fopp's hard funk. You need to have this, trust me.\\nA stomping masterpiece with some of the greatest horns in history (and a great sense of humor)\\nOh, and the babe's still good (although a bit small on cd...)\",\n \"Product: The Larsen/Feiten Band was the melding of two highly regarded session musicians, keyboardist Neil Larsen & guitarist Buzzy Feiten. They recorded two excellent albums on Warner Brothers in the early 1980's, Larsen/Feiten Band & Full Moon. These albums are making their worldwide CD debut together on this two-on-one CD. Wounded Bird. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Terrific West Coast Jazz Rock Fusion to make you feel good\\n\\nReview: Most of you will probably know Neil Larsen and Buzz Feiten as session musicians from Rickie Lee Jones' debut Chuck E's In Love. At the time these two (Neil keys and Buzz guitar) were some of the best cats around.\\nHere they got together with Lenny Castro - percussion, Art Rodriguez - drums, Willie Weeks - bass and Larry Williams, Kim Hutchcroft, Chuck Findley, Bill Reichenbach, David Sanborn, Jim Horn - horns. With Tommy Lipuma and Al Schmitt turning the knobs nothing can go wrong.\\nWhat else you need to know? Sunny jazz rock feeling (more rock than jazz), warm air, wind, the waves, pretty girls, good looking guys, terrific music. Here you get both albums as one cd. What are you waiting for? Get it!!!\",\n \"Product: 2009 album from the 'Prince Of Sophisticated Soul', who is celebrating his 20th Anniversary as a recording artist. Classique is an album where timeless meets modern-day to create an utterly unique sound that manages to feel both familiar And brand new. This all-new recording proves, without a doubt, that Will Downing is truly one of the preeminent R&B singers today. He possesses the smoothest, most soothing baritone and is a direct descendant of jazzy Soul vocal artists Anita Baker, Luther Vandross and Barry White.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Classique - a CLASSIC!\\n\\nReview: This is the real thing, believe me.\\nYou want classic soul, a voice that makes your baby's heart melt along with yours - get this. Classic soul has never been better.\\nI was never a big fan of Will Downing. Don't get me wrong, this guy sure knows his stuff and made some fine albums over the years. But somehow they never stuck with me as albums. A song here and there, yes, a beautiful voice, great covers and originals but never an album that I l.o.v.e.d.\\nThis - this is perfection. Silky soul of the highest order.\\nWill Downing has found his place alongside the likes of Teddy Pendergrass, maybe even a touch of Barry White.\\nThe first song Ride made me think of the O'Jays - which in itself is saying enough, smooth as ooooooh.\\nIf you like mid-tempo sexy grooves: put down the lights, make some Love Suggestions, cook Something Special, invite your lady, tell her I'm Gonna Love Just A Little Bit More Baby and enjoy a trip to heaven with Classique\",\n \"Product: A treasure trove for Pete Yorn fans as well as the perfect introduction to the scope of Pete's music, Live From New Jersey brings together new renditions of songs from both of Pete's critically-acclaimed Columbia Records albums--musicforthemorningafter & Day I Forgot--as well as Pete's versions of the Junior Kimbrough blues tune 'I Feel Good Again,' Bobby Freeman's 'Do You Wanna Dance,' Elvis Presley's 'Suspicious Minds' (written by Mark James), & Bruce Springsteen's 'Atlantic City.'\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Pete Yorn at his best\\n\\nReview: Pete Yorn is one of those guys that will never fit in a box. He just loves to make music. Sometimes you'd say he's a singer/songwriter - one of the best around. Next time you pick an album he's rocking the house like crazy - like on Nightcrawler.\\nWhatever you think he is, you've got to admit he's got character. As to writing songs, he's pure genius.\\nThis magnificent live set, recorded in Morristown on October 29, 2003 (yes, just on one night), has PY shining with some of his greatest songs from the first two albums - but he of course doesn't stop there.\\nCheck out the opener I Feel Good Again by Junior Kimbrough (terrific keys by Joe Kennedy)\\nYou thought you knew Suspicious Minds? Take in Pete's version and think again.\\nThe recording is state of the art - like being there, lost amidst the fans.\\nWhile you get this one, please also click into the samples of Break Up, the album he did with Scarlett Johansson. A lot of people don't seem to like her voice but I think they add up perfectly. Four stars for that one.\",\n \"Product: KCs 1979 album came at the tail end of the disco boom, so it didnt achieve quite the commercial success of its predecessors (though Top 40 aint bad!), but it is still another infectious, brilliantly-arranged piece of work. A Collectors Choice Music exclusive!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Who Do Ya Love? What a question! KC of course!!!\\n\\nReview: First, KC never made \\\"disco\\\". Dance music, that's what this is. But even for a non-dancer like me this feels GREAT! I've never heard horn sections like the one KC used, or think of Richard Finch's bass, KC's keys: terrific. You either want to be there drumming with the band or move your ..... feet. You got no other choice. This music makes you feel happy all over.\\n\\nI don't like Best Of's so I was So Happy when this one came out. An underrated album at the time. Sure, KC repeats the chorus until you humm it in your sleep, but still he always makes me feel happy. My favorite track: Sho Nuff' - a bit different from the usual KC up-tempo songs. But hey, what do you say to the \\\"Boom\\\" at the start? and then those horns? OOOOoooh they hit you right on the spot. Come To My Island is soooo nice, the laid back guitar, dreaming of the sunshine, a nice girl by your side, what more can you want? But what am I telling you here, words can't express the feeling triggering your butt - or like with me, the non-dancer, the smiles. KC will forever make you happy. And while you're at it, also check out \\\"Do It Good\\\", \\\"KC and the Sunshine Band\\\", \\\"Part 3\\\", Jimmy \\\"Bo\\\" Horne, George McCrae.\",\n \"Product: Rose is a simple yet captivating artsit which songs are like poetry, as she is tells us songs, humming us stories. 12 featured tracks of her take of this world that is funny, grating, occasionally obscure she gives true reflection of herself, in fact.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Aah, Rose, quelle merveille!\\n\\nReview: If Rose doesn't enchant you I don't know who ever will.\\nThe first time you listen to Rose sing, don't think, just take it in and let go.\\nThe music feels light like a summer breeze, uplifting and liberating. Marvelous melodies, terrific musicians - and then there is of course Rose, her voice, seducing and sweet, dreamy and playful all at the same time.\\nBut with Rose once is not enough. Once the last (hidden) song is over you just have to push replay.\\nThe second time around, listen to what she has to say and let her pull you along and into her world. You'll be surprised at what you'll find.\\nSure, Rose sounds tender and her voice beautiful, almost innocent. Listening to the lyrics will take you onto the next level.\\nRose's use of the French language is magic. The rhymes are funny and sad, angry and hurt - or suddenly simply bored for a day.\\nForget what you think you know about The French chanson. This is different.\\nRose is unique. Think of a warm summer breeze, the sun as it colors La Provence, the waves of the Mediterranean rolling onto the shores, a 2CV, a bikini, a strong coffee, a good book, a chocolat chaud with a croissant, or wine with a fresh baguette. There are a few thunderclouds in the distance but they never get close.\\nSweet, funny, jazzy and sexy, yes, all of that - so very French.\\nI swear Rose will always have you wanting for more.\\nBy the way: Amazon's note that it has been discontinued is false. You can get it from amazon.fr, amazon.de and probably amazon.ca\",\n \"Product: Luke S. Larson was born and raised in Washington State and grew up on the Olympic Peninsula. He attended University of Arizona on an NROTC scholarship and graduated with honors with a degree in Journalism. He served as a Marine infantry officer and saw action in two tours to Ar Ramadi, Iraq in 2005 and then again in 2007. He was awarded the Bronze Star with V for valor on his first tour. He studied non-lethal weapons, policies and procedures at Penn State's continuing education program and is currently pursuing an MBA at Thunderbird School of Global Management. He lives in Phoenix with his wife and daughter.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A terrific read on why COIN makes sense\\n\\nReview: When we first heard about COIN (Counter-Insurgency) most of us probably thought it made a hell of a lot of sense. Why hadn't anybody thought of it before?\\n\\nThe problem with most of the people talking, be it politicians or other civilians, they had no idea what they were talking about.\\nDeveloping new ideas and strategies from behind a desk with the TV blaring the news reports in the background may make some sense but it's never going to bring you close to reality.\\nGetting rid of a dictator is one thing. Dealing with the mess afterward while trying to help the locals to build their nation - now that's something else.\\n\\nThe Senator's Son takes you there, minute by minute, day by day, step by step.\\nHow do you make the real choice, can you even, with IEDs exploding around you, bullets flying right and left - and that is when you're lucky?\\nHow can you ever stay focused, tell right from wrong - and by what standards - having to make split-second decisions with fear, anger and anxiety clouding your judgment.\\nWhat is it like to try to reach out to whoever is hiding behind the next corner?\\n\\nAfter two deployments to Iraq Luke Larson knows what he is talking about.\\nHis writing style, a novel with short sentences straight on target, and strong emotions seemingly thrown in at random, is shocking. And a must read.\\nIt helps us to better understand that COIN is the only way to go.\\n\\nGet it!\\n\\nFor further reading I suggest the Counterinsurgency Field Manual, H. John Poole's books on guerrilla warfare and Bing West's books on the Iraq war.\",\n \"Product: The character of Lucky Luke became a myth thanks to Morris (his creator) and Goscinny. These two giants of the 9th art collaborated with passion for more than 20 years until the death of the famous scriptwriter. Goscinny is the author of the well-known Astrix, which he launched with Uderzo. He also co-authored Iznogoud with Tabary. In 1992, Morris received the 'Grand Prix Spcial 20me Anniversaire' from the international comics show at Angoulme, and in 1998, the French Minister of Culture decorated him with the rank of 'Officier des Arts et des Lettres'.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My favorite Western! ...\\n\\nReview: Ever thought about the fact that The Daltons must have had a Mom?\\nHere in Europe the creative team of Morris and Goscinny have millions of fans (sadly, both have passed away). Goscinny also wrote and together with Uderzo developed the Asterix series.\\nWell, just for a second imagine the Daltons were as stupid as stupid goes. That they always get caught and end up in prison. That they a.l.w.a.y.s. find a way to escape, and that there is Lucky Luke, the man who shoots faster than his shadow.\\nSo, what's this (comic - in the truest sense of the word)book about?\\nWell, as I said, once again the Daltons escaped and are being chased by Lucky Luke. In an unexpected flash of intelligence, Joe Dalton, the smallest of the gang, has the idea to dress up as their beloved mother. They hide at her place and start a series of bank robberies the West has not seen before...\\nBut don't worry, as always, everything is going to be all right in the end...\\nIf you want a lesson on how to raise your kids you should read this, as should they. And all the others of course.\\nA great start for those who never heard of Lucky Luke.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":16,"string":"16"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1379,"string":"1,379"}}},{"rowIdx":1380,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A11FNXJY7K666M"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"The 34498 chromed steel telescopic wand features a nylon ring collar, home to a female friction and male friction fits. The 34498's compressed length is 23.5\" (597mm) and extends to 39\" (990mm). The versatility of a telescopic wand should be obvious it allows the user to do above the floor cleaning and adjust the height to the operator and the job.\". The summary of the review text is \"Excellent, works perfectly with Kirby!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I feel like a complete nerd for loving this wand so much but I do! I have a Kirby Sentra I bought at a divorce sale, but it was missing the extension wand and a few other pieces. No big, but after laying on my belly to vacuum under a bed I was over it. This fit right onto the house. I do have to push it fairly hard to get it to stay, and occasionally it slips. Still completely fine because I love it! It's the perfect length to accept a hardwood floor brush and make short work of vacuuming. The click lock works great, I shortened it to dust ceiling fan blades then extended it for a light fixture in the stairwell. Just right. I know this is marketed for a specific system but it does work with other standard sized systems, including Kirby. It's far superior quality to the plasticy wand the Kirby is supposed to have. I'm going to check out this brand for any other random pieces needed before bothering with the branded stuff."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I feel like a complete nerd for loving this wand so much but I do! I have a Kirby Sentra I bought at a divorce sale, but it was missing the extension wand and a few other pieces. No big, but after laying on my belly to vacuum under a bed I was over it. This fit right onto the house. I do have to push it fairly hard to get it to stay, and occasionally it slips. Still completely fine because I love it! It's the perfect length to accept a hardwood floor brush and make short work of vacuuming. The click lock works great, I shortened it to dust ceiling fan blades then extended it for a light fixture in the stairwell. Just right. I know this is marketed for a specific system but it does work with other standard sized systems, including Kirby. It's far superior quality to the plasticy wand the Kirby is supposed to have. I'm going to check out this brand for any other random pieces needed before bothering with the branded stuff."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Made with 86% pure olive oil for superior moisturizing. pack of three 4 ounce bars is a 33% savings over individual bar purchase. A natural cleansing and moisturizing soap. For centuries, the people of the Mediterranean have recognized the benefits of olive oil to the skin. Long lasting and made from the purest natural ingredients, it is a superb moisturizer suitable for all skin types. It's simple and pure. This moisturizing bar was created without animal ingredients, artificial colors, unnecessary chemicals or animal testing. Made in Greece.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Highly recommend for dry or sensitive skin\n\nReview: I just gave birth so my skin is incredibly dry and sensitive. I was using some fancy, expensive facial soap but it got to the point that it was irritating. My doctor vaguely recommended an olive oil based soap so I searched the prime pantry options and this popped up. The cost was low enough that it was worth a gamble to try it. If it didn't work out it could end up as hand soap, no love lost. However, this works exceptionally well on my skin! I use it daily, including in the shower. I've also been using it on my neck, and it's the only thing I use to wash my chest with. If you are nursing or have ever nursed you may know how dry and sensitive things can get. This leaves no strange residue that I worry about my baby ingesting and it is very soothing.\nThe smell as you use it is odd. That's the only word I can think of for it. It's not unpleasant nor is it attractive. It's just odd. But the payoff is soft, gently cleansed skin. Combine this with an occasional exfoliant, preferred moisturizers, maybe a toner, and my skin looks better than it ever did with the expensive fancy stuff.","Product: Arrow Plastic 745 slimline durable refillable 1.25 gallon beverage container. Refillable, transparent blue plastic with white easy touch spout dispenser and top. Convenient carrying handle. They are stain resistant, no unpleasant plastic odor or leaching. Fits inside refrigerator for easy dispensing, BPA free. Made in the USA.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: I'm a little disappointed with this product\n\nReview: We bought 2 of these about one year ago. Our well water is not safe to drink so we tote these jugs into town about once every week. I put about one teaspoon of bleach in, a few cups of water, and sterilize it every month or so, but it's difficult to clean the spigot. Once we figured out how to secure the spigot it no longer leaks, but if it's not exactly right it develops a tiny leak, requiring me to remove it, dry the rim completely, and reseat it.\nMy biggest complaint is that the plastic on this is not thick enough. One of the bottles cracked last night in the bottom corner and leaked at least one full gallon of water, which we didn't find until early this morning when my son slipped in the puddle. We didn't drop it or do anything to justify this, just slid it forward on the counter to get a cup of water and slid it back. I've compared it to other brands available in local stores and this was the thinnest, but I hoped it would still be okay. It is not.\nI'm a little disappointed with this product, but have to say we did get about one year of continuous use out of it before it crapped out. We have to replace this and I will not be purchasing another, even though it's half the cost of other brands. We will keep the one we have left until it breaks, which looks like it may be sooner than we're ready for.","Product: Everybody loves homemade bread, but not everybody has time to make it. Now Cuisinart does it for you! Our versatile Bread Maker offers a variety of crust colors and loaf sizes, and 12 preprogrammed menu options. Foolproof recipes include low carb and gluten-free breads, as well as jams and sauces. With a convenient 13-hour Delay Start Timer, that wonderful aroma of just-baked bread can be waiting for you when you walk in the door.\n--PLUS-- Bamboo Cutting Board\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tasty, nearly foolproof bread!\n\nReview: I know there are a lot of critics around that trash the very idea of bread machines but if you can get over that, and you really want to make your own bread, this machine is GREAT. It really could not be easier to have fresh bread at home now. Put things in bucket, put bucket in machine, press buttons, BOOM. It's magical. There's bread.\nThe breadmaker is simple to use and doesn't require much to get it to work. There are three basic options you select- type of bread (there are 12 options), size, and desired crust color (light, medium, dark). It's preset to basic white bread, 2 pound, medium crust. The loaf itself has a strange shape that takes a ittle getting used to. It's almost square. I thought that this was a horizontal pan but it's not exactly, although it's definitely not a vertical style that looks like a tube. The slices come out a little too large for a kids sandwich but my family usually devours the entire lof before we get around to putting anything on it.\nI have only two minor \"complaints\" about this thing, and they're sort of petty. First, the beeping is very loud. I can hear it from the basement. For the \"add in\" and \"remove paddle\" beeps this is very annoying, but it's okay for the \"get this loaf outta here\" beeping. It is not ear piercing, it's ear shredding. Don't stand beside it. The second gripe is getting the paddle out. I've had notoriously bad luck kneading bread so I haven't wanted to remove the paddle before baking. I just leave it. When the bread is done and I try to get it out of the pan to cool it takes quite a bit of coaxing to get it to drop out. When it does, the paddle stays in the pan but the bottom of the loaf loses a chunk of bread. It's a detail, and once I'm feeling a little braver I'll remove it when those six loud-asterisk beeps tell me to.\nOther things to consider are the size of the machine, overall. I'm on the petite size and have difficulty peering through the little window on top when this sits on a standard size counter. This isn't unusual, I've seen other machines and they're all sort of big. I like how simple this looks- even though it takes up a little real estate in the kitchen it isn't fussy or ugly. Helps keep things looking a little less cluttered and simple. It's well built overall, not too heavy, and I have no problems moving it around or lifting it. Operations aren't silent but it has enough weight to it that it doesn't vibrate on the counters. So far, nothing has changed and I've used this at least once a day since we got it.\nBe sure to use quality, fresh ingredients. The first thing to start with is unbleached bread flour (the bleached stuff is gross, pay the extra five cents for unbleached) and unexpired yeast. The Cuisinart website has a reader-contributed recipe section that has been great for getting some new recipes. All the recipes included in the book it comes with have been very good and we will certainly continue to use them. The Rustic Italian is probably our favorite so far. I don't know that I would ever make jam in this but it's fun to have that option.\nOverall I love this thing. I'm glad I held out for the better quality and reputation of Cuisinart without going too crazy. If you're like me and love homemade bread but can't really bake it (I'm a good cook and baker, I have no idea why my breadmaking skills are so poor) then get this stainless steel beast of breadmakers. It makes a great gift and eventually it will pay for itself in the savings over bakery or store breads. Plus, the taste of fresh bread just can't be beat.","Product: Beautiful set of 4 cobalt blue colored glasses, some say it is a sapphire blue.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: These are blue glasses\n\nReview: I wasn't sure what to expect from these. I needed \"pure\" glass and wasn't clear if these might have plastics in them. They don't, so bonus. The color is consistent and pretty true to the pictures. Walls are great- not too thin and not too thick. I found that I could buy a case of 12 glasses for nearly the same price as these four but I didn't need that many.\nThe only drawback to these is the bottoms don't seem to be perfectly even. They rock just a tiny bit an a flat, very rigid surface. I don't notice that on something like a wood surface and it's very slight. I looked at the bottoms and can see a couple uneven or rough spots from manufacturing. It's not that big of a deal, and will probably even out in time.","Product: The Hoover Floor Mate deluxe hard floor cleaner does the scrubbing for you on sealed hardwood, vinyl, ceramic tile, laminate and marble. Specially designed brushes are interchangeable and feature Spin Scrub technology to gently wash and scrub from all angles. It's lightweight and makes hard floors easy to clean with controls like wash and dry mode selector, fingertip solution control, clean boost control and dual tank technology.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent on engineered hardwood!\n\nReview: We have white oak engineered hardwood floors. They have a micro bevel and have proven to be a huge pain in the rear to clean. I've tried mops off all shapes and sizes, cleaning products both chemical and homemade with natural ingredients, hand scrubbing, you name it. I've read that steam mops are not good, but this was mentioned a few times so, fed up with everything else, I figured I'd try it. Thank goodness for Prime, if it ended up not up to the task I had that to back me up.\nAnyway, so I hit the kitchen first. I couldn't tell you the last time I mopped it. When we installed them they were shiny and had a nice glow. Up until one hour ago my shoes were sticking to a few spots and they were disgusting (I was holding off and letting them get extra gross so I could really test this). There was food, grease, dirty water, milk, spaghetti sauce, I'm pretty sure the cat killed a mouse in there so probably blood and fur, and the usual for traffic junk a family of six that includes three children under 8 years old and a massive remodeling project downstairs with lots of drywall dust.\nI've attached pictures because I'm THRILLED with how well this works on our floors. They don't just look clean, they are clean. It comes with a little jug of Hoover cleaning detergent, which did well on this kind of flooring. I might try another type to get a little polish on the wood but this stuff is fine. Honestly, it's going to get gross again in a week. My shoes don't stick. Stuff mashed into the bevels, which I've had to clean with a tooth brush, are gone. I was worried the water would sit in the levels and damage the wood but as long as I moved slowly it pretty much left the floors dry. Go forward, it's scrubbing and cleaning. Go backwards, it's sucking up the nasty water. I won't bother with a picture of the dirty water, it looks like what everyone else gets.\nThis was all done with about half the water tank used, two passes over most of the center of the room. I'd estimate it cleaned about 150-200 square feet.\nI'm looking forward to trying it on other high traffic areas, vinyl bathroom floors (just the cheap kind, I'm hesitant to try it on the luxury planks after reading another review), ceramic tile, and a solid epoxy floor. I really do not expect to be disappointed after seeing how well it did on the kitchen floor. I would recommend this product!\nOnly con is it's the same size as a regular vacuum. I'm not sure where to store it but it's definitely staying at this point so I'll figure it out. I should have got the style with the folding handle but I didn't see that option on my phone when I ordered it. If you think that might be useful definitely get that option.","Product: Now Super Fun Penis Candy comes in a larger size package!! WOO HOO!! Maybe now we should start calling it Super Duper Fun Penis Candy. Just in case there weren't quite enough little penises for you to chew on in the 100 pack (which, let's be honest, there never were), now you can opt to get this large and satisfying double order of 200 penises! Most people were ordering a lot of the small packages anyways. It seems people just can't get enough of these crunchy fruit-flavored peckers. So we made it easier (and a better deal) to get them in the quantity you really want. The new size of the package make these Super Fun Penis Candies more versatile than ever. You can leave these out in a candy dish at the Bachelorette Party, give them out as prizes, include them in gift bags, or just give them out to your party guests! With this many little penises, there's plenty to go around! Of course, they still come in all the same delicious fruity flavors as the smaller package. And although the package is bigger, the candies are still the same perfect size. 200 Penis Candies (2 bags of 100)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: which works out better so I'm not handing her 100 of these\n\nReview: OK, seriously... you see what you're ordering here, right? This is obviously a novelty item. I purchased these as a prank gift. I received two bags of 50 pcs, which works out better so I'm not handing her 100 of these. Now I can bless a second friend with this item.\nTaste? Does it matter? I don't think the point is to experience a taste sensation. If that is your goal though, these taste a bit like less-tart sprees. Just some kind of vague, sugary taste. Again, I don't think taste is the purpose in ordering these.\nI'm trying really hard to avoid all the puns here folks. Really, really hard.\nOh, and since size might matter... these are about as long as a nickel. One bag of 50 pieces is about 4\" x 6\".","Product: The Hoover Floor Mate deluxe hard floor cleaner does the scrubbing for you on sealed hardwood, vinyl, ceramic tile, laminate and marble. Specially designed brushes are interchangeable and feature Spin Scrub technology to gently wash and scrub from all angles. It's lightweight and makes hard floors easy to clean with controls like wash and dry mode selector, fingertip solution control, clean boost control and dual tank technology.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent on engineered hardwood!\n\nReview: We have white oak engineered hardwood floors. They have a micro bevel and have proven to be a huge pain in the rear to clean. I've tried mops off all shapes and sizes, cleaning products both chemical and homemade with natural ingredients, hand scrubbing, you name it. I've read that steam mops are not good, but this was mentioned a few times so, fed up with everything else, I figured I'd try it. Thank goodness for Prime, if it ended up not up to the task I had that to back me up.\nAnyway, so I hit the kitchen first. I couldn't tell you the last time I mopped it. When we installed them they were shiny and had a nice glow. Up until one hour ago my shoes were sticking to a few spots and they were disgusting (I was holding off and letting them get extra gross so I could really test this). There was food, grease, dirty water, milk, spaghetti sauce, I'm pretty sure the cat killed a mouse in there so probably blood and fur, and the usual for traffic junk a family of six that includes three children under 8 years old and a massive remodeling project downstairs with lots of drywall dust.\nI've attached pictures because I'm THRILLED with how well this works on our floors. They don't just look clean, they are clean. It comes with a little jug of Hoover cleaning detergent, which did well on this kind of flooring. I might try another type to get a little polish on the wood but this stuff is fine. Honestly, it's going to get gross again in a week. My shoes don't stick. Stuff mashed into the bevels, which I've had to clean with a tooth brush, are gone. I was worried the water would sit in the levels and damage the wood but as long as I moved slowly it pretty much left the floors dry. Go forward, it's scrubbing and cleaning. Go backwards, it's sucking up the nasty water. I won't bother with a picture of the dirty water, it looks like what everyone else gets.\nThis was all done with about half the water tank used, two passes over most of the center of the room. I'd estimate it cleaned about 150-200 square feet.\nI'm looking forward to trying it on other high traffic areas, vinyl bathroom floors (just the cheap kind, I'm hesitant to try it on the luxury planks after reading another review), ceramic tile, and a solid epoxy floor. I really do not expect to be disappointed after seeing how well it did on the kitchen floor. I would recommend this product!\nOnly con is it's the same size as a regular vacuum. I'm not sure where to store it but it's definitely staying at this point so I'll figure it out. I should have got the style with the folding handle but I didn't see that option on my phone when I ordered it. If you think that might be useful definitely get that option.","Product: Our classic Tablecloth combines a beautiful textured, Vinyl Clover-Check pattern on the surface, with a thick layer of Skid-Proof, Polyester Flannel on the back, making it perfect for indoor and outdoor use. Hand-sewn edges insure that the pattern is properly centered. The Vinyl surface contains a layer of protective coating, insuring an easy cleanup. The structured nature of the Vinyl presents an easy fold and store when not in use.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'm really pleased with this tablecloth\n\nReview: I'm really pleased with this tablecloth. I inherited a 1940s maple table that doesn't have a great sealant or finish. I also have young children and this is our only dining table.\nI've had this on for a couple weeks and I'm impressed with how easy this is to keep clean by just wiping it down. It also has a good flannel backing so it has a little bit of cushioning for heavier items that get thrown on the table. I ordered the yellow and the color is cheerful without bordering on harsh.\nI plan to order others in different colors in the near future. This is the kind of tablecloth I have looked for locally and always been disappointed by.\nBonus: made in the USA!","Product: Griffin Survivor rugged case for iPad2 - Black\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This thing is AWESOME\n\nReview: Our kids are 2 and 4 so some sort of protection is a must... and something that ACTUALLY protects is even better. Our iPad has been thrown, dropped, sat on, fallen asleep on, every single water or food you can imagine has been spilled on it, and short of something truly violent it has not failed us yet.\nNo, if you're all about the slimness of the iPad and can't handle thinking of that being swathed in black rubber then you'll hate this. It is a little bulkier but we've used it nearly from the start so we don't miss that. The rubber is sometimes happy to hold lint but it cleans easily. We've taken it apart and gently cleaned it with regular old dish soap, then dried it with a lint free towel. Like new.\nThe kick stand thing can only work in one side location so it's sort of useless to us. Meh. If I could change anything about it I would make the part that covers the back photo viewer somehow easier to hold aside or just not there at all. And I'd put a cover over the front one with the same removability or whatever. Ever since I saw an episode of a certain crime show about those things being hacked into... just saying. That iPad spends a lot of time in some, um, interesting places.\nI would recommend this case over any other case that claims to protect to this extent. You can't go diving with it or shoot it but if that's what you need an iPad for you need to get a grip. And probably a different product. We haven't noticed any real reduction in screen sensitivity, though the screen pens don't seem to work as well. Great product!","Product: -[1Byone Patent ]Easy Chime Series(Professional Version): unlimitted receivers can work with unlimitted mention sensors/transmitters at the same time. -DIY your home/office/warehouse/Store/Garage alarm alert system by adding more Receivers or Sensors by Matching Button. -The Infrared Wireless system alerts you the moment someone enters your property. -With this system, you'll always have advanced notice that someone's on their way to your door -The Compact, discreet motion-sensor unit installs on garage, mailbox, fencepost... nearly anywhere. -when PIR triggered, it sends a wireless signal to the receiver unit, up to 328 feet(100m) away! -Installs in minutes, no tools needed\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: We have some unfortunate neighbors that really like to steal things\n\nReview: This sensor almost does what it's supposed to do- sense vehicles and people that might come up our rural, private driveway. We have some unfortunate neighbors that really like to steal things, so this sensor has actually alerted us to someone coming up our driveway one evening, up to no good. We were able to chase him off before he broke into our vehicle, so I'm grateful for that.\nHowever- only one sensor will ever work. We've followed the instruction booklet, looked online, tried everything to get both to work at the same time but they simply will not work. One of the sensors is literally sitting on my desk right now. The red light goes off, on both, but the alarm will not sound. And which one works will change, which is annoying when it's time to change batteries.\nAbout that alarm- holy crap, what an annoying sound. It has two volumes, ear piercing and not quite so ear piercing. To maximize how well it works we have it in the window sill that faces the sensor mounted about 50 feet away and is in clear \"site\". I'd say it works about 80% of the time, but for those 20% times when it doesn't work you can walk right beside the sensor, jump up and down in front of it, and it won't sound. The little red light usually comes on, but not every time. (We actually plan to cover the red light, it defeats the hope that we can respond to someone coming up the drive before they know they've been detected.\nAnnoyingly, it also alarms if sunlight filters through the trees at 6:30am on a summer morning, if a cat or possum creeps up the drive (but only at night), or if leaves are falling on dry autumn days. Oh, we live in the woods... this happens a lot. It's really annoying.\nWe'll keep it and continue to use it but I can't say I would recommend this to everyone.","Product: Ergonomically designed wired USB mouse with adjustable high resolution optical sensor\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: the reviews indicated that this was a good product, and it works for what we need ...\n\nReview: We purchased this mouse because my old Logitech (at least 13 years old!) finally bit the dust and we needed something quickly. The price was right, the reviews indicated that this was a good product, and it works for what we need it for. No one in our house plays online games but we both work with media- high tech audio and professional design- so we needed something responsive and capable of smooth reactions to small movements. It does that.\nThe only cons: the shape is a little strange. There are these wing-like curves to the side that aren't quite where either of our hands naturally falls. Maybe it just takes some getting used to, maybe not.\nThe color changing LED thing is nice but I wish it would either power off when the computer goes to sleep or have a switch to turn it off. It's not overly bright or anything, it simply seems to be a waste of electricity to be running all the time. It's also very mildly distracting to see it out of the corner of your eye from across the room. Not a big deal, just a minor thing.\nI would recommend this product overall though. It doesn't feel grossly cheap in your hand, the scrolling is smooth and almost completely silent, DPI works fine (it's a subtle difference, some people may not even notice), and the braided cord is tangle free.\nOh, and this has nothing to do with the product- the packaging was woefully inadequate. It was in a padded envelope that felt like every bubble had been popped in, and the box was smashed. The plastic molded sleeve it was in seems to have protected it, but this is the first time I've ever taken pictures of a product packaging. It also did not arrive when it said it would (day late) and there is no option to refund the extra we paid for expedited shipping. Again, nothing to do with the product, just a heads up to other buyers.","Product: Mesh microfiber Balcony-style design Underwire support Lightweight microfiber mesh with embroidered floral detail Ideal support for larger cup sizes Bow details at center and top of straps Adjustable elastic straps with picot edging Paneled cups for shaping The Panache Ariza Balconette Underwire Bra technical details: 3/8 inch wide adjustable straps Back wings taper from 3 3/4 inches to 1 1/4 inches 3 column, 2 row hook and eye closure The Panache Ariza Balconette Underwire Bra, from the Panache lingerie collection, is a balcony-style bra in fine mesh with embroidered floral detail. Mesh microfiber and underwire cups give this Panache bra ideal support for larger cup sizes. Soft support band and enclosed wire offer supreme comfort. The Panache Ariza Balconette Underwire Bra is the ideal feminine bra with all-day support. Specs based on size 32E \n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I really like Panache bras\n\nReview: I really like Panache bras. First of all, there aren't a lot of makers for my cup size out there. Second, they're a good value. Well made, nice materials, maybe more than other folks will pay for big box store junk but much less than custom or specialty stores.\nAnyway, I have a similar style bra by Panache in the same size. These two fit nothing like each other. I would actually prefer the fit this one provides but the size isn't right. I think it would be helpful to know that, if you are wearing a large cup size like a K and are going by the sizing guidelines provided, you need to account for the difference between a \"full\" cup towards the \"resting\" size. So, let's say you measure across your chest while standing up and get one number, but when you bend over to be horizontal to the ground and measure at the same place and get a number that is 10 inches more, you don't have a full cup size. However, if that measurement is more like a six inch difference, you probably have a full cup. I have a small frame and I'm petite so the breast tissue tends to be more distributed instead of concentrated right in front. I do plan to try another size in this bra in hopes it fits because I would like to have a fit in this style but I'm not holding my breathe. I think this is maybe just not the style for me.\nAnyway, the fabrics are nice. This is NOT lined by any stretch of the imagination and is structured, not stretchy. Right out of the package it does fell stiff and itchy but washing it will take care of that issue. The \"Blossom\" color is like a nude or beige with just a hint of pink to it. It matches well to my medium skin tone. I really like that Panache relies on a good fit instead of a million hook-eyes and super wide straps. If you get the right size band that sits correctly around your ribs (the gore, that little vee spot on the band between your breasts should sit completely against your body, not gaping away) all that wide support stuff isn't necessary. I've found with Panache that I great band fit also reduces shoulder and neck pain so seriously, check yoself before yo wreck yoself. It makes a significant difference.\nSo, all that said, even with the fit being off I still give this at least 4 stars. I only took one star off because I measure spot on to what I ordered but this does not fit correctly. It's a nice bra and with Prime, it's definitely worth a try.","Product: Relaxed Fit, Straight Leg Traditional Carpenter Styling With Hammer Loop. Scuff Gard And Fits Over Boots.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great quality, great price\n\nReview: These are great! I've worn overalls for work (professionally and around the house) for more than 20 years. These are probably my favorite at this point. I like the deep indigo color (note: wash before wearing!) and I like that there are no ridiculous belt loops on the back. There are two on the front but those are actually functional.\nSome things to know about the sizing: I ordered the XL although the size chart and other comments made me think I should have ordered a large. I had my third c-section a few months ago and I loathe having my pants dig into the scar area, plus I'm cursed with a stupid swath of skin the makes sizing things correctly difficult. Pants, even well fitted ones, tend to gap at the waist, mold around my lower abdomen, and hang too loose from my hips. I wear around a size 14, although that's only for the looser fit on the scar. If that wasn't a problem area I think I wear a 12, maybe 10. So the XL is bigger than I need... but I really like them this loose!\nThe length: tall ladies, you're in luck. These are easily more than 12\" longer than I need. I'm 5'2ish and generally my inseam is 30\". I have these rolled three times in a wide cuff, and I plan to tailor them to length after a few more washings. My fellow shorties, don't complain. You can always cut fabric off, but you can't exactly add length.\nThe fabric is not very thick. I'd say it even feels rather thin, but it also feels quite sturdy. There's just a bit of stretch in the fabric, which makes bending, climbing, sitting, etc comfortable and keeps you from getting a sudden frontal wedgie.\nI've worn them for outdoor work in 90 degree weather with high humidity, and these were just light enough to not feel suffocating but thick enough to protect my skin from brush and insects. This was followed by a day indoors, perched on the top of ladders while running electrical wiring. There were plenty of handy pockets to keep tools close at hand and roomy, real-sized pockets to actually put things in. You know how women's jeans sometimes have itty bitty pockets you can't even get your hand into? Not the problem with these. I could keep my thicker-than-average cell phone in one and actually get it out with one hand.\nI think the only thing I don't like as much is that the straps are as short as they can be and the crotch is still a little lower than I like; however, I'm certain it's because I ordered them in a bigger size than I need. I'll also add that I'm much bustier than average. The bib on these is actually wide and long enough to fit correctly. The buckles/catches are not in my armpits, not are they too close to center. I can freely move my arms around without the buttons slipping into a painful spot.\nThere's one feature that's on them I wasn't expecting- on the back of each leg-cuff, the fabric is doubled and thicker. Having stepped on the back of my pantlegs often, this is a really nice detail. I usually wear thicker soled work boots, and stepping on the cuff a lot can mean quickly ripping holes into the cuff. This should help reduce that from happening, at least as quickly as it could.\nOverall, I'd recommend these for anyone from professional wear-every-day types to a fun and comfortable everyday wear item. I plan to purchase a second pair since I wear these so often, but I think I'll wait a few more months for the rest of the baby weight to shed or settle down and order something that fits just a little tighter. These are better quality than any of the other brands I currently own and have a lower price point than the closest comparable I have... starts with the letter C and sounds like bar part.","Product: The Alysha is a soft pre-nursing bra in a pretty pearl with ivory trims, wire free for your comfort with side slings in the cups add extra support\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Not a nursing bra!!!\n\nReview: The bra pictured is not what I received. It is not pearl white, nor does it have clips for nursing. I have the correct size but the fit is odd, maybe because I need a nursing bra and not a basic, non nursing bra. The gore does not sit flat. The cups fall in a weird place and create a bit of overflow. The cups seem to be made for \"shallow\" breasts, which at a J cup isn't the case.\nI gave it an extra star because the fabric is nice and it seems well made. I have several Panache bras, this is the first one I've been disappointed by.\nDO NOT BUY THIS IF YOU NEED A NURSING BRA. This is not a nursing bra!!!","Product: The ultimate sports bra especially designed for the full busted women combines comfort, maximum support and reduces bounce by 83 percent. Wide padded straps disperse pressure on the shoulders for extra comfort. Smooth inner molded cups reduce friction and improve comfort. Underwire are wrapped in silicone and sewn between fabric layers for comfortable support. Firm underband anchors the bra to the body. Lightweight microfiber fabric wicks moisture away from the skin and breathable mesh panels keep skin cool. Rather than compressing your breasts against your rib cage like most sports bras, panache sports bra individually encapsulates each one-lifting, shaping and supporting from all sides.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cue the Halleluiah chorus, your girls will rejoice\n\nReview: No seriously, this sports bra is hands down the best sports bra I have ever owned. How much do I love it? This is the 7th one I've purchased and I'm getting ready to order another.\nSo let's just stick this out front and in the open: I'm a short person with huge bosoms. I play a high impact sport and am very active at least 6 hours every week in addition to several more hours of mild to moderate activity. I'm a mother of three that breastfed and the tissue changes show this. Up until this little wonder came into my life I've been relying on a a brand that rhymes with Thunder Farmer to tame the girls. At best I would call that experience \"meh,\" especially compared to this bra. I was actually wearing two, sometimes three different brass at once. In retrospect I was clearly wearing the wrong size- actually, I would say I've been wearing the wrong size since that first awkward trip with my mom to find my first training bra.\nI digress: if you are relying on what the old lady with the paper tape measure at the big box chain store told you is your size you are probably wearing the wrong size. If you walk into a fitting and they tell you to add four inches, just walk away. This is a big fat lie. Why would you do that? If your band (or underboob, whatever you want to call it) is 30 why would you suddenly and arbitrarily say it's a 34? Once you get that through your head it's a really simple thing to figure out your cup size. Bend over, let the hanging baskets descend in all their glory, measure loosely, and you're done. For UK sizing, my underboob measured 29 (went with 30), the baskets hit 37 inches, so that says I'm a 30FF. Eight inches difference from the original band measurement. Simple. Moving on.\nIn the Thunder Farmer I was wearing a 34DD because that's as big as they get. It never felt like it was as supportive as a high impact sports bra should be but it seemed like it was the best out there. Man, was I wrong. I was skeptical that I was wearing the wrong size, and even more skeptical that this bra would be the magical rainbow unicorn of sports bras. Amazon has been fabulous to work with and the return policy for Prime is more than fair, so I figured I had nothing to lose. A gamble, add to cart, two days later the box arrives, and I tried it on.\nJust trying it on was a whole other adventure that I won't spoil for other newcomers that are coming to the light from the dark side of vicki's (dirty little) secret. \"Is it seriously supposed to be this tight?\" \"And now I'm supposed to bend over and wiggle everything into the cups HOW?\" \"But this is a sports bra, why are there two distinct bumps instead of tubeboob?\" And my favorite \"holy crap, I can see my feet when I look down. Is that what's supposed to happen when the gore actually rests against your skin?\" (Note: look up what bra parts are if you don't know what the gore is).\nAgain, I was skeptical, but luckily I had a three hour high intensity event the following morning and felt like it was the perfect time to take it for a test drive. First up: jumping. Let's just say that busty girls do not like jumping. Not even a little. Even if you manage to tame the girls into minor submission you can still feel your breast tissue shifting across the top of your chest, across your pectoralis muscles. After a while you start to feel it in your neck and shoulders, and eventually it creeps all the way into your lower back and ribs. So jump I did, keenly aware that this was a great test of the \"86% reduction in bounce\" claim. Especially since the breasts were actually separated and not mushed together into the equivalent of wrapping an elastic bandage around your chest. I'm not exaggerating when I saw I felt NOTHING. Not even a little jiggle. Jumped again. and Again. Over and over, and not once did I feel that familiar tug across my chest.\nThen it was a bunch of lateral agility stuff, then hitting (for the record, I play roller derby). And being hit. After three hours I noticed that I had zero pain associated with bounce and fatigue from trying to compensate for the bounce. I had a serious neck injury a couple years ago so I've been keenly aware of just how much pain the bounce can create in a matter of minutes. Did I say I had zero pain? Because that's a really important detail.\nOnce the event was over I had another event to plan for that night, a full game with a four hour drive. When I got home I took this off. Warning- it takes a couple times wearing it to get used to the difference in how tight the band is in comparison to the poorly fitting band you may have been wearing until then. My skin was a little red where the wires sat, and there were a couple other marks on my back and small ones on the back of my shoulders from where you can clip it together for a racerback style. No biggie. After a quick lunch and clean-up I noticed that two of the three hooks had pulled away from the band rather significantly, and not in a way that I could fix, so I knew I would need to exchange it. Shrugged it off, I had to go, so I put it back on and left it alone for almost seven more hours.\nSince setting up to exchange with the first one until now I have had no problems with the replacement. I wear this for every single practice, event, work-out, and even the days I'm just going to be moving around a little more than usual. It is honestly the perfect sports bra. I love that it can be easily converted to a racerback style that provides a little bonus lift, and I can disconnect it with one hand. The straps are just the right width. They do not cut or dig into my skin but are not too wide to stick out or sit uncomfortably on my shoulder blades. I do not notice any cutting into my under arms, but it does sit a little higher than I'm used to. The fabric is lined to create support and modesty, but not heavily padded to create shapes that do not occur in nature. The underwires are slightly wider than what I find in everyday-type bras, and this creates a lot more stability in the support I experience.\nIn summary: make sure you're wearing the CORRECT size bra, not what that little old lady told you it was, then give this sports bra a shot if you want great support, great shaping, and comfort. It will take some getting used to but it's worth it. If it didn't look so much like a censor bar I would wear this every. single. day. And if you have a Prime account you have no excuse to not try this. If you've read this far then take my advice and just buy it.\nUpdate: I lost a lot of weight after baby #3 and went down two cup sizes. I love this bra so much that I rarely wear any other bra, even for every day wear. If you take care of it by washing correctly and never putting it in the dryer it lasts and lasts and lasts. Of the seven I have one did have a wire poke out under one arm. I simply used moleskin (same kind you use for blisters) over the hole and it's been fine for over a year now. I've added pictures, including one with a thin and tight fitting tank over it so you can see that faint seams can appear with some fabrics. I'm not the fittest person and let's just say I'm no longer in my thirties so it may look like it creates rolls but it does not. That's just how I'm built, it's worse in other bras. The first few hours I wrote this I thought it was a cup size too small but it now fits perfectly. (It looked like there was the chest version of muffin top, I'm not including that picture).","Product: Juna ballonet bra features 2-part, underwire cups that are lightly padded for modesty and a naturally uplifting silhouette.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This is an intense beast\n\nReview: First off, if you've never tried to measure yourself for UK sizes, stop everything you're doing and do it. Do NOT just convert the cup size. Completely remeasure everything and be prepared to make a switch.\nThat said... I'm petite, ahtletic, and busty. For several years I've been wearing a 34 band, usually a DDD cup. Age and gravity are not my friends, so slowly the girls and their lack of support are starting to fight back. A good friend that has the classiest style of any person I've ever met recommended converting to UK sizing and I thought \"why not?\" Amazon Prime has a nifty return policy so I only have a few minutes of time to lose. The first thing you learn with UK sizing is to STOP adding 4 inches to your band size. So I measured. 29 inches... hmmm. Then just measure correctly for the cup size and look at the handy dandy chart and... \"wait a cotton pickin' second, whuck is a GG??? I've never even heard of a 30GG!!!\"\nBut I tried it anyway and, expecting it on Friday I slipped what I thought my most supportive, twin friendly bra on and waited. I'll note that when I wear that one I cannot jump, bend over, run, or really do more than sit around and look pretty unless I plan to do the fish and lift after every bounce. As soon as this Juna arrived I pulled it out and gave it a go.\nThe first donning is vastly different. The band is tight. Much tighter than anything I've worn before, and the cups look massive. I twisted into it, using the same sizing guide that outlined how to test the size and make sure it was accurate. I bent over, let everything I could reach squirm forward and into the cups, stood back up, and lightly tucked everything in... then I just stared. The gore actually sits directly on my chest and I can see my own feet. That has NEVER happened. Since this particular bra is a balconette it lifts everything up and together. I stuck the shirt I had been wearing on and looked again. Do you have any idea what your shirts look like when the twins are where they are supposed to be? Yeah, I didn't either. I've had that shirt for years and suddenly it was like a whole new shirt. I was excited to see what everything else looked like so I pulled out everything I could find. It was all the same. I even tried jumping, running, bending over repeatedly, and all the other things I really can't do in the other bra. Everything stayed put!\nSo seriously, don't be afraid of trying a true UK size. Yes, the band is going to be very different if you've been adding 4 inches. The cup size is going to come out feeling different in the varying styles but you'll know easily if a style isn't working for you.\nI would have given this a five star but a couple minor things keep that from happening. I'll list it out, pros vs cons:\nPros:\nThe nude color is nice, very neutral and pleasant\nThe straps are smooth and extremely comfortable\nYay for 2 hooks!\nThe lace detail is pretty without being froo-froo\nPadding is just enough for modesty and shape, not too much to add mass and layer\nUnderwires are nicely padded so they don't dig or poke through\n\nCons:\nThe seam going vertically down the cups was visible under my shirt(s)\nThe lace, while pretty, didn't lay as flat as the rest of the bra so it stuck out a little, also visible under my shirts\nAlmost seems like this should be a 3 hook at this size- the band felt undersized in the back and created insane back muffin that I've never had before\n\nI haven't decided if I'm going to return this and try another style in this brand or not. I'm not sure if I just need to adjust it, ate too many nachos this weekend, or if the cups are just not quite right for me and my body. I ordered the same size in another brand and don't have thie same issue, so I'm thinking it might just be this style. I'm a little bummed because I'm still reeling in amazement over the difference in going with a UK size. This is an excellent bra to start with if you're not sure what to try, and I'm guessing that it's going to work for most people.\n\n*I wanted to add this, because it's kind of an important detail: I have a large-ish tumor in my breast that will be surgically removed soon. My \"old\" bras in the 34 band size have started to rub a little over the tumor and it hurts (either the seaming or end of the underwire rests against it). The fit was just loose enough to create that rubbing feeling, hence why I tried the UK sizing. This bra actually encompasses the entire breast and all the breast tissue, so there is nothing to sit over top of the tumor and rub against it. My dr recommended better support, both for now and after it's removed. A lot of other women have or are experiencing something similar to this, so I wanted to share this. Get a better sized bra!\nUPDATE: Unfortunately I am returning this item. It's just not the right fit for my body type. I'm sure that this is the right size and that this is a great maker, just not the style I need. I would still recommend this bra and this maker, it's very well made and I'm bummed that it won't work out for me.","Product: Smooth ribbon finish and soft, foam lined cups, the daily boost bra not only supports you in all the right places but its unique shaping design will uplift you from day to night. Fully adjustable straps and soft microfiber finish allow for a clean, smooth silhouette.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: It's not me, it's you. You're terrible.\n\nReview: I don't hate it, but I certainly don't like it. I had to choose something about the fit, and it's strange- it fits a bit too large in the band, but the cups seem to be off. Maybe too small? Maybe spaced/aimed odd? I don't know. All I do know is that this thing gives me crazy quadboob.\nI also do not like that white piping and white trim as seen in the picture. If you don't think the white will show, you're wrong. It stands out something terrible, and I'm glowing like the P-bury doughgirl right now. There's something about those bows that make them stand out as well and I think it's the placement of the straps. They show through fabric, and because the straps are sort of wide they even show up around the sides of sleeves.\nI've tried to make this work because finding bras that fit me in a 30GG is a headache. I've lost a bit of weight (~10 pounds) so I thought maybe it would help with the quadboob, but it actually makes it worse. How that happens I have no idea. If I could return it I would, but I can't so I keep trying to make it work. The structure is off, that trim is a terrible idea, and this fell very short of what I expected. I have other brands and styles in my size that fit very differently, so I know it's not improper sizing. It's this bra. The band has a little too much elasticity to it, which with a GG cup it's more important to have some support/structure. I've even tried using those strap clips to turn this into a racerback style because that sometimes helps with fit, but it makes no difference. I would not recommend this.\nThe only positive thing I can say is that the fabrics used are soft and seem to be good quality, and the workmanship is also good. Other than that... keep looking.","Product: New Balance is dedicated to helping athletes achieve their goals. It's been their mission for more than a century to focus on research and development. It's why they don't design products to fit an image. They design them to fit. New Balance is driven to make the finest shoes for the same reason athletes lace them up: to achieve the very best.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The memory cushioning stuff provides a comfortable foundation and the shoe itself is sturdy without being ...\n\nReview: These were purchased for my husband, who works up to 16 hours per day at two jobs. He loves these shoes. The memory cushioning stuff provides a comfortable foundation and the shoe itself is sturdy without being too stiff or tight. He has flat feet so the question about arch support is a little irrelevant in this case, but for his flat feet it seems to provide support without pushing into his foot.\nThese replace another pair of NB shoes he has had for at least five years, so we expect to get similar wear from them. The will be used for everyday wear since he's on his feet a lot for a few hours at a time, and will also be worn for running on asphalt and concrete (up to 3 miles per week). He also wears them for light exercise (about 2 hours per week) and an occasional 20 minutes on a treadmill. Nothing too strenuous or extreme. These shoes seem to be well suited for his needs.","Product: The photo does not show actual size, please refer to description for size details. We do our best to represent our stones and jewelry accurately. Sometimes because of the flash used in the photography or enlarging the photo or settings of computer monitors there are possible slight variations in the color. all we offer are the best, please don't worry for the quality problems the price we offer is low than market price, please contact me if you have any special require\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The stone is nice and the polish on the face is nice\n\nReview: I purchased this for my husband as a \"worry stone\" while he is nervously seeking a new job. The stone is nice and the polish on the face is nice. The flat back is not polished, I don't see that explicitly mentioned in the description. It's not a big deal if using this stone in a setting, but as a loose item it wasn't quite as good as expected. Otherwise this is described correctly in size, color, polish, etc. I don't know of any reason to ever order this again but if I did need one, and the flat back was appropriate, I'd probably look here first. Just a heads up if you are expecting the back to be polished.","Product: Hilarious I'm Not Dead Yet T-shirt based upon skit will keep you rolling on the floor. Black 100% cotton T-shirt.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great gift for a friend\n\nReview: I bought this for a dear friend that was in a bad car accident that she miraculously survived... but not without visible, painful injuries unfortunately. After those of us that love her got over how easily she could have been killed the jokes started. I consider myself the winner of the joking about something serious contest. Her jokes about looking like the caveman lawyer came in a close second but there isn't a shirt for that I could find.\nShe's also a big Monty Python fan and routinely quotes lines from the movies and shows whenever possible. I'm not nearly as diehard a fan as she is but yeah, this I can get behind.\nBesides, it's funny shirt that is well made of good fabric that cheered up my friend and made her laugh (but maybe that wasn't the best idea since laughing hurts?). Anyway, all around we're all happy with the product.","Product: Sonar Zen Outdoor skate wheels -Great soft wheel for outdoor skating. Fits almost all skates with precision bearings. These wheels come in 5 colors - Black, Pink, Red, Purple, Blue\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great standard wheel for outdoor skating\n\nReview: This is actually my second set of this wheel. I use them for outdoor quad skating, usually on asphalt or other surfaces that may have bumps, rocks, or other imperfections. If you've ever been skating on a rigid wheel that hits even a tiny object and stops dead you can appreciate the fact that these wheels are soft enough to flex and roll right over those objects. These are narrower than the wheels I use for indoor skating, which allows for a little more lateral agility and compensates for the sensation of \"drag\" ( the wheels tend to stick to the skating surface and can feel sluggish). Since my personal skating style tends to not involve as much lateral agility as I'd like, this is kinda nice since it forces me to use other skills I might avoid in other settings. These wheels have zero slide on asphalt so I can't rely on these wheels for certain types of speed checks or stops. Derby language: don't plow or hockey stop in a parking lot, transition and use your toe stops. Power slides are not the best either.","Product: The Oslo M427 All Purpose Stopwatch by Robic is the best Choice when economy is the key factor. Who says all low cost stopwatches are the same? Select the Oslo M427 if you wish to enjoy the fit and finish of a stopwatch form the world's most renowned company. Use it to accurately time Single Events; take as many Split Times as you need; run with 1/100 second resolution. The oversized Pushbuttons and extra large LCD with huge digits make the oslo M427 easy to use and easy to read. This inexpensive timer is ideal for timing most Atheltic and Recreational events or activities. Get yours today with ther coinfidence it is from a compnay with over 28 years in the business of amking the worlds best Stopwatches...Robic.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The only drawbacks are the buttons aren't the most intuitive and the batteries aren't much fun if removal/replacement is needed\n\nReview: Several of these were ordered for a major sporting event as replacements for the ones our officials prefer. This model has been used before and is what was requested. The only drawbacks are the buttons aren't the most intuitive and the batteries aren't much fun if removal/replacement is needed. We store these for a few months and will pull the batteries so they don't corrode.\nThe other drawback, and it's minor- I had a box of these on my desk and they all had one or both alarms set. I hadn't planned on programming all of them since the officials prefer to set their own equipment, but for the sake of my sanity as I worked I had to pull them all out of the packaging, set them all and turn off whatever alarm it had programmed, and return them to the package.\nOne nice thing: the case is made of the kind of plastic that takes engraving easily. I engraved all of them after the officials approved them and it took about ten seconds on a low setting engraver. Some plastic casings are too brittle or thin to permit engraving.","Product: Lasts All Year. Guaranteed!, 3 pocket expanding file, Exterior zipper pocket; Pen loops, Secure internal zipper pocket, Sheet capacity - 300 sheets on ring fixture, 200 sheets in expanding file.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Rather nice binder. A few things keep it from getting ...\n\nReview: Rather nice binder. A few things keep it from getting five stars from me.\nI'll start with the good. It's well made and I'm thinking my third grader will still be using this by the end of this school year. The school probably meant one of those plastic binders that fall apart a few weeks in when they requested it on the supply list. The teacher liked this a lot and wished she could put it on the supply list but alas, people balk at a supply that costs more than $1. The rings function smoothly and line up perfectly. I like that this has the rings mounted on the back instead of the side. Things in the binder don't get warped or shoved all over the place. The exterior pocket is handy for last minute stuff or extra stuff, but doesn't provide nearly as much protection as the interior. Pencils can easily be snapped.\nThe bad... Well, the file folder feature is difficult to use. The cover rises high and you cannot see anything in the files. You *could* get a lot of papers in there but you lose the binder. It's also unnecessary. I like having an extra pocket for little stuff but do not three dividers for things to get lost in. I may cut the dividers out if this continues to be an issue. Fortunately it's thin plastic, no big deal.\nAs mentioned, the exterior pocket won't protect much. Totally fine, just don't expect it. I also wish this had some sort of way to carry it, even loops that someone could clip their own strap to. It's bulky for small kids to maneuver. Finally, this is a little nitpicky, I think my idea of purple and this folder have different definitions. It's like a weird almost fuschia but dingy. I looked in the 64 crayon box, there's nothing in there.\nI would buy this again if needed, but would be open to a different product with a few tweaks to this one.","Product: Pet heating pads provides a warm and soothing place for your pet to sit or sleep when uncomfortably chilly days or nights. Designed to give your pet a sweet sleep, Keeps your pet warm in the cold winter, Waterproof and anti - wear, easy to use and clean Simply place it in the pet house or outdoors.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My rugs thank me\n\nReview: Within seconds of putting this down, rubbing a little catnip into it, and stepping out of the way, my two cranky beasts set to ripping this to shreds. It's their new mission in life apparently. They love this thing. I sat it at the bottom of the basement steps to reduce the mounds of shredded cardboard they can produce, plus the hollow sound of mass destruction is quite loud.\nI have noticed that I'm finding less claw ghosts laying around. Before this came into our lives they would get their scratch on with the area rugs. Now they don't mess with them. The angry weird cat, Huckleberry, will actually startle out of a dead sleep and run downstairs to scratch. It's either the nip is actually cat smack or the sensation of tearing this thing to shreds is a new obsession. Either way, my rugs thank me.","Product: Used for glazing wood and metal sash both in shop and on-site. This is a modern glazing compound that remains elastic throughout its service life. The only glazing compound that meets every requirement of the glazier, painter and homeowner. Dual Glaze is a slow skinning product, usually forming a strong enough surface skin to be painted in 2-3 weeks depending on temperature. Now packaged in a convenient quart or gallon sized bucket with resealable lid\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best glaze putty brand, period\n\nReview: Sarco makes what is arguably the best glazing products available. I work professional with older and historic structures and bought this and a quart of the type M to restore about 40 different window panes. Some windows could not be removed from the structure and needed to be glazed in place, others could be removed and put in a workshop. This product was used in the workshop because it needs a little longer to cure but develops an excellent glaze. Since it's linseed oil based it's incredibly simple to add compatible products to restore windows. Remove loose paint, repair damaged wood with a quality linseed oil based putty, prep wood with boiled linseed oil overnight, use oil based exterior-appropriate primers, and paint with the best quality exterior paints. I've personally seen Sarco compared side by side with the two other popular brands available in big box retailers... this is without a doubt the superior product. Properly applied and maintained, this glaze can last for decades. The cheap junk from big boxes might hold out for a few years, at best, so Sarco will pay for itself the second time you have to reglaze windows and use choice adult word as you scrape the failed junk out and redo all your work. Reglazing in general isn't for the non-handy weekend warrior, this is what you use when you understand that doing the job right the first time will always be worth the cost. (And honestly, this really isn't cost prohibitive, it's not even twice the cost of the junk glaze).\nCheck out some online tutorials about glazing techniques and get one of the Sarco glazing putties. As long as it stays relatively free of dirt and debris you can remove this and keep reworking it until you get it right. Prep is always key, so take the little bit of extra time to set yourself up for success.","Product: Fun Express Rubber Duck 100 pc Mega Ducky Duckie Assortment\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Chuck a duck luck\n\nReview: This was a repeat order. I am just a tiny bit disappointed because there were only 99 ducks but in a previous order there were 101... so I guess we're even.\nMy last order was almost 2 years ago. I was expecting a variety similar to the other order so I was pleasantly surprised to find most, if not all, the ducks were completely different designs. There were some really cute ones that looked like ladybugs and bees, some kind of cat, footballs, jungle animals, and silly designs. Not one plain old yellow duck.\nI doubt any of them float, but our organization uses them for a duck toss at events so that's totally fine. They bounce around and are small enough for kids to chuck them easily in the game. At this price point we don't mind that a few always disappear in little hands that don't want to throw their chosen duckies. This raises funds for us and it certainly accomplishes that.\nAs for repeats, I think the most I counted in this batch was four of one that is textured and decorated like a basketball. I would absolutely order these again, and actually plan to when we need to replace them or want to expand our offerings. This is a smooth, simple transaction and I really appreciate that.","Product: They are made from Ty's best selling fabric - Ty Silk, and are created with fantastic custom eyes. Peek-a-Boo they want to come home with you!.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A real Ty product, thank goodness!\n\nReview: We gave our daughter several of these kitties from different sources... this is one of the only ones I would not hesitate to say is an authentic product. I personally don't give two hoots about that kind of stuff but as we were wrapping her gift and they were all sitting together it was incredibly obvious that *most* of them were not the real deal. Since it's not like these are super expensive that blows my mind and if I were a collector it would really burn my biscuits. Then again, they are also not free and dropping money on a lie is never going to leave a good taste in your mouth.\nAnyway, this little kitty is very cute and what we received is pretty much exactly the same as what is pictured (color, shape, etc). The patter of course varies. For whatever reason she likes Beanie Boos, I like this one myself because it's rather cute and doesn't feel like a lie. Plus, she loves it.","Product: 12 Books and Audio CD in handy carrying case.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for a 4 y.o. young reader\n\nReview: These books are oddly difficult to find so if you have a little Hello Kitty fan that is learning to read, grab these! The stories are easy to follow and fun to read. My daughter turns five in a few weeks and has been starting to read thanks to PBS. We bought these books to help her and they bridged the gap between simple memorizing what simple words are based on sight to actually \"reading.\" Now she is able to recognize the vowels and sound out more complex words easily.\nThese are great for very early readers. They are so enjoyable to readers they don't feel like work. We look forward to finding more books like these to help her skills in the future."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Made with 86% pure olive oil for superior moisturizing. pack of three 4 ounce bars is a 33% savings over individual bar purchase. A natural cleansing and moisturizing soap. For centuries, the people of the Mediterranean have recognized the benefits of olive oil to the skin. Long lasting and made from the purest natural ingredients, it is a superb moisturizer suitable for all skin types. It's simple and pure. This moisturizing bar was created without animal ingredients, artificial colors, unnecessary chemicals or animal testing. Made in Greece.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Highly recommend for dry or sensitive skin\\n\\nReview: I just gave birth so my skin is incredibly dry and sensitive. I was using some fancy, expensive facial soap but it got to the point that it was irritating. My doctor vaguely recommended an olive oil based soap so I searched the prime pantry options and this popped up. The cost was low enough that it was worth a gamble to try it. If it didn't work out it could end up as hand soap, no love lost. However, this works exceptionally well on my skin! I use it daily, including in the shower. I've also been using it on my neck, and it's the only thing I use to wash my chest with. If you are nursing or have ever nursed you may know how dry and sensitive things can get. This leaves no strange residue that I worry about my baby ingesting and it is very soothing.\\nThe smell as you use it is odd. That's the only word I can think of for it. It's not unpleasant nor is it attractive. It's just odd. But the payoff is soft, gently cleansed skin. Combine this with an occasional exfoliant, preferred moisturizers, maybe a toner, and my skin looks better than it ever did with the expensive fancy stuff.\",\n \"Product: Arrow Plastic 745 slimline durable refillable 1.25 gallon beverage container. Refillable, transparent blue plastic with white easy touch spout dispenser and top. Convenient carrying handle. They are stain resistant, no unpleasant plastic odor or leaching. Fits inside refrigerator for easy dispensing, BPA free. Made in the USA.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm a little disappointed with this product\\n\\nReview: We bought 2 of these about one year ago. Our well water is not safe to drink so we tote these jugs into town about once every week. I put about one teaspoon of bleach in, a few cups of water, and sterilize it every month or so, but it's difficult to clean the spigot. Once we figured out how to secure the spigot it no longer leaks, but if it's not exactly right it develops a tiny leak, requiring me to remove it, dry the rim completely, and reseat it.\\nMy biggest complaint is that the plastic on this is not thick enough. One of the bottles cracked last night in the bottom corner and leaked at least one full gallon of water, which we didn't find until early this morning when my son slipped in the puddle. We didn't drop it or do anything to justify this, just slid it forward on the counter to get a cup of water and slid it back. I've compared it to other brands available in local stores and this was the thinnest, but I hoped it would still be okay. It is not.\\nI'm a little disappointed with this product, but have to say we did get about one year of continuous use out of it before it crapped out. We have to replace this and I will not be purchasing another, even though it's half the cost of other brands. We will keep the one we have left until it breaks, which looks like it may be sooner than we're ready for.\",\n \"Product: Everybody loves homemade bread, but not everybody has time to make it. Now Cuisinart does it for you! Our versatile Bread Maker offers a variety of crust colors and loaf sizes, and 12 preprogrammed menu options. Foolproof recipes include low carb and gluten-free breads, as well as jams and sauces. With a convenient 13-hour Delay Start Timer, that wonderful aroma of just-baked bread can be waiting for you when you walk in the door.\\n--PLUS-- Bamboo Cutting Board\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tasty, nearly foolproof bread!\\n\\nReview: I know there are a lot of critics around that trash the very idea of bread machines but if you can get over that, and you really want to make your own bread, this machine is GREAT. It really could not be easier to have fresh bread at home now. Put things in bucket, put bucket in machine, press buttons, BOOM. It's magical. There's bread.\\nThe breadmaker is simple to use and doesn't require much to get it to work. There are three basic options you select- type of bread (there are 12 options), size, and desired crust color (light, medium, dark). It's preset to basic white bread, 2 pound, medium crust. The loaf itself has a strange shape that takes a ittle getting used to. It's almost square. I thought that this was a horizontal pan but it's not exactly, although it's definitely not a vertical style that looks like a tube. The slices come out a little too large for a kids sandwich but my family usually devours the entire lof before we get around to putting anything on it.\\nI have only two minor \\\"complaints\\\" about this thing, and they're sort of petty. First, the beeping is very loud. I can hear it from the basement. For the \\\"add in\\\" and \\\"remove paddle\\\" beeps this is very annoying, but it's okay for the \\\"get this loaf outta here\\\" beeping. It is not ear piercing, it's ear shredding. Don't stand beside it. The second gripe is getting the paddle out. I've had notoriously bad luck kneading bread so I haven't wanted to remove the paddle before baking. I just leave it. When the bread is done and I try to get it out of the pan to cool it takes quite a bit of coaxing to get it to drop out. When it does, the paddle stays in the pan but the bottom of the loaf loses a chunk of bread. It's a detail, and once I'm feeling a little braver I'll remove it when those six loud-asterisk beeps tell me to.\\nOther things to consider are the size of the machine, overall. I'm on the petite size and have difficulty peering through the little window on top when this sits on a standard size counter. This isn't unusual, I've seen other machines and they're all sort of big. I like how simple this looks- even though it takes up a little real estate in the kitchen it isn't fussy or ugly. Helps keep things looking a little less cluttered and simple. It's well built overall, not too heavy, and I have no problems moving it around or lifting it. Operations aren't silent but it has enough weight to it that it doesn't vibrate on the counters. So far, nothing has changed and I've used this at least once a day since we got it.\\nBe sure to use quality, fresh ingredients. The first thing to start with is unbleached bread flour (the bleached stuff is gross, pay the extra five cents for unbleached) and unexpired yeast. The Cuisinart website has a reader-contributed recipe section that has been great for getting some new recipes. All the recipes included in the book it comes with have been very good and we will certainly continue to use them. The Rustic Italian is probably our favorite so far. I don't know that I would ever make jam in this but it's fun to have that option.\\nOverall I love this thing. I'm glad I held out for the better quality and reputation of Cuisinart without going too crazy. If you're like me and love homemade bread but can't really bake it (I'm a good cook and baker, I have no idea why my breadmaking skills are so poor) then get this stainless steel beast of breadmakers. It makes a great gift and eventually it will pay for itself in the savings over bakery or store breads. Plus, the taste of fresh bread just can't be beat.\",\n \"Product: Beautiful set of 4 cobalt blue colored glasses, some say it is a sapphire blue.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: These are blue glasses\\n\\nReview: I wasn't sure what to expect from these. I needed \\\"pure\\\" glass and wasn't clear if these might have plastics in them. They don't, so bonus. The color is consistent and pretty true to the pictures. Walls are great- not too thin and not too thick. I found that I could buy a case of 12 glasses for nearly the same price as these four but I didn't need that many.\\nThe only drawback to these is the bottoms don't seem to be perfectly even. They rock just a tiny bit an a flat, very rigid surface. I don't notice that on something like a wood surface and it's very slight. I looked at the bottoms and can see a couple uneven or rough spots from manufacturing. It's not that big of a deal, and will probably even out in time.\",\n \"Product: The Hoover Floor Mate deluxe hard floor cleaner does the scrubbing for you on sealed hardwood, vinyl, ceramic tile, laminate and marble. Specially designed brushes are interchangeable and feature Spin Scrub technology to gently wash and scrub from all angles. It's lightweight and makes hard floors easy to clean with controls like wash and dry mode selector, fingertip solution control, clean boost control and dual tank technology.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent on engineered hardwood!\\n\\nReview: We have white oak engineered hardwood floors. They have a micro bevel and have proven to be a huge pain in the rear to clean. I've tried mops off all shapes and sizes, cleaning products both chemical and homemade with natural ingredients, hand scrubbing, you name it. I've read that steam mops are not good, but this was mentioned a few times so, fed up with everything else, I figured I'd try it. Thank goodness for Prime, if it ended up not up to the task I had that to back me up.\\nAnyway, so I hit the kitchen first. I couldn't tell you the last time I mopped it. When we installed them they were shiny and had a nice glow. Up until one hour ago my shoes were sticking to a few spots and they were disgusting (I was holding off and letting them get extra gross so I could really test this). There was food, grease, dirty water, milk, spaghetti sauce, I'm pretty sure the cat killed a mouse in there so probably blood and fur, and the usual for traffic junk a family of six that includes three children under 8 years old and a massive remodeling project downstairs with lots of drywall dust.\\nI've attached pictures because I'm THRILLED with how well this works on our floors. They don't just look clean, they are clean. It comes with a little jug of Hoover cleaning detergent, which did well on this kind of flooring. I might try another type to get a little polish on the wood but this stuff is fine. Honestly, it's going to get gross again in a week. My shoes don't stick. Stuff mashed into the bevels, which I've had to clean with a tooth brush, are gone. I was worried the water would sit in the levels and damage the wood but as long as I moved slowly it pretty much left the floors dry. Go forward, it's scrubbing and cleaning. Go backwards, it's sucking up the nasty water. I won't bother with a picture of the dirty water, it looks like what everyone else gets.\\nThis was all done with about half the water tank used, two passes over most of the center of the room. I'd estimate it cleaned about 150-200 square feet.\\nI'm looking forward to trying it on other high traffic areas, vinyl bathroom floors (just the cheap kind, I'm hesitant to try it on the luxury planks after reading another review), ceramic tile, and a solid epoxy floor. I really do not expect to be disappointed after seeing how well it did on the kitchen floor. I would recommend this product!\\nOnly con is it's the same size as a regular vacuum. I'm not sure where to store it but it's definitely staying at this point so I'll figure it out. I should have got the style with the folding handle but I didn't see that option on my phone when I ordered it. If you think that might be useful definitely get that option.\",\n \"Product: Now Super Fun Penis Candy comes in a larger size package!! WOO HOO!! Maybe now we should start calling it Super Duper Fun Penis Candy. Just in case there weren't quite enough little penises for you to chew on in the 100 pack (which, let's be honest, there never were), now you can opt to get this large and satisfying double order of 200 penises! Most people were ordering a lot of the small packages anyways. It seems people just can't get enough of these crunchy fruit-flavored peckers. So we made it easier (and a better deal) to get them in the quantity you really want. The new size of the package make these Super Fun Penis Candies more versatile than ever. You can leave these out in a candy dish at the Bachelorette Party, give them out as prizes, include them in gift bags, or just give them out to your party guests! With this many little penises, there's plenty to go around! Of course, they still come in all the same delicious fruity flavors as the smaller package. And although the package is bigger, the candies are still the same perfect size. 200 Penis Candies (2 bags of 100)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: which works out better so I'm not handing her 100 of these\\n\\nReview: OK, seriously... you see what you're ordering here, right? This is obviously a novelty item. I purchased these as a prank gift. I received two bags of 50 pcs, which works out better so I'm not handing her 100 of these. Now I can bless a second friend with this item.\\nTaste? Does it matter? I don't think the point is to experience a taste sensation. If that is your goal though, these taste a bit like less-tart sprees. Just some kind of vague, sugary taste. Again, I don't think taste is the purpose in ordering these.\\nI'm trying really hard to avoid all the puns here folks. Really, really hard.\\nOh, and since size might matter... these are about as long as a nickel. One bag of 50 pieces is about 4\\\" x 6\\\".\",\n \"Product: The Hoover Floor Mate deluxe hard floor cleaner does the scrubbing for you on sealed hardwood, vinyl, ceramic tile, laminate and marble. Specially designed brushes are interchangeable and feature Spin Scrub technology to gently wash and scrub from all angles. It's lightweight and makes hard floors easy to clean with controls like wash and dry mode selector, fingertip solution control, clean boost control and dual tank technology.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent on engineered hardwood!\\n\\nReview: We have white oak engineered hardwood floors. They have a micro bevel and have proven to be a huge pain in the rear to clean. I've tried mops off all shapes and sizes, cleaning products both chemical and homemade with natural ingredients, hand scrubbing, you name it. I've read that steam mops are not good, but this was mentioned a few times so, fed up with everything else, I figured I'd try it. Thank goodness for Prime, if it ended up not up to the task I had that to back me up.\\nAnyway, so I hit the kitchen first. I couldn't tell you the last time I mopped it. When we installed them they were shiny and had a nice glow. Up until one hour ago my shoes were sticking to a few spots and they were disgusting (I was holding off and letting them get extra gross so I could really test this). There was food, grease, dirty water, milk, spaghetti sauce, I'm pretty sure the cat killed a mouse in there so probably blood and fur, and the usual for traffic junk a family of six that includes three children under 8 years old and a massive remodeling project downstairs with lots of drywall dust.\\nI've attached pictures because I'm THRILLED with how well this works on our floors. They don't just look clean, they are clean. It comes with a little jug of Hoover cleaning detergent, which did well on this kind of flooring. I might try another type to get a little polish on the wood but this stuff is fine. Honestly, it's going to get gross again in a week. My shoes don't stick. Stuff mashed into the bevels, which I've had to clean with a tooth brush, are gone. I was worried the water would sit in the levels and damage the wood but as long as I moved slowly it pretty much left the floors dry. Go forward, it's scrubbing and cleaning. Go backwards, it's sucking up the nasty water. I won't bother with a picture of the dirty water, it looks like what everyone else gets.\\nThis was all done with about half the water tank used, two passes over most of the center of the room. I'd estimate it cleaned about 150-200 square feet.\\nI'm looking forward to trying it on other high traffic areas, vinyl bathroom floors (just the cheap kind, I'm hesitant to try it on the luxury planks after reading another review), ceramic tile, and a solid epoxy floor. I really do not expect to be disappointed after seeing how well it did on the kitchen floor. I would recommend this product!\\nOnly con is it's the same size as a regular vacuum. I'm not sure where to store it but it's definitely staying at this point so I'll figure it out. I should have got the style with the folding handle but I didn't see that option on my phone when I ordered it. If you think that might be useful definitely get that option.\",\n \"Product: Our classic Tablecloth combines a beautiful textured, Vinyl Clover-Check pattern on the surface, with a thick layer of Skid-Proof, Polyester Flannel on the back, making it perfect for indoor and outdoor use. Hand-sewn edges insure that the pattern is properly centered. The Vinyl surface contains a layer of protective coating, insuring an easy cleanup. The structured nature of the Vinyl presents an easy fold and store when not in use.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm really pleased with this tablecloth\\n\\nReview: I'm really pleased with this tablecloth. I inherited a 1940s maple table that doesn't have a great sealant or finish. I also have young children and this is our only dining table.\\nI've had this on for a couple weeks and I'm impressed with how easy this is to keep clean by just wiping it down. It also has a good flannel backing so it has a little bit of cushioning for heavier items that get thrown on the table. I ordered the yellow and the color is cheerful without bordering on harsh.\\nI plan to order others in different colors in the near future. This is the kind of tablecloth I have looked for locally and always been disappointed by.\\nBonus: made in the USA!\",\n \"Product: Griffin Survivor rugged case for iPad2 - Black\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This thing is AWESOME\\n\\nReview: Our kids are 2 and 4 so some sort of protection is a must... and something that ACTUALLY protects is even better. Our iPad has been thrown, dropped, sat on, fallen asleep on, every single water or food you can imagine has been spilled on it, and short of something truly violent it has not failed us yet.\\nNo, if you're all about the slimness of the iPad and can't handle thinking of that being swathed in black rubber then you'll hate this. It is a little bulkier but we've used it nearly from the start so we don't miss that. The rubber is sometimes happy to hold lint but it cleans easily. We've taken it apart and gently cleaned it with regular old dish soap, then dried it with a lint free towel. Like new.\\nThe kick stand thing can only work in one side location so it's sort of useless to us. Meh. If I could change anything about it I would make the part that covers the back photo viewer somehow easier to hold aside or just not there at all. And I'd put a cover over the front one with the same removability or whatever. Ever since I saw an episode of a certain crime show about those things being hacked into... just saying. That iPad spends a lot of time in some, um, interesting places.\\nI would recommend this case over any other case that claims to protect to this extent. You can't go diving with it or shoot it but if that's what you need an iPad for you need to get a grip. And probably a different product. We haven't noticed any real reduction in screen sensitivity, though the screen pens don't seem to work as well. Great product!\",\n \"Product: -[1Byone Patent ]Easy Chime Series(Professional Version): unlimitted receivers can work with unlimitted mention sensors/transmitters at the same time. -DIY your home/office/warehouse/Store/Garage alarm alert system by adding more Receivers or Sensors by Matching Button. -The Infrared Wireless system alerts you the moment someone enters your property. -With this system, you'll always have advanced notice that someone's on their way to your door -The Compact, discreet motion-sensor unit installs on garage, mailbox, fencepost... nearly anywhere. -when PIR triggered, it sends a wireless signal to the receiver unit, up to 328 feet(100m) away! -Installs in minutes, no tools needed\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: We have some unfortunate neighbors that really like to steal things\\n\\nReview: This sensor almost does what it's supposed to do- sense vehicles and people that might come up our rural, private driveway. We have some unfortunate neighbors that really like to steal things, so this sensor has actually alerted us to someone coming up our driveway one evening, up to no good. We were able to chase him off before he broke into our vehicle, so I'm grateful for that.\\nHowever- only one sensor will ever work. We've followed the instruction booklet, looked online, tried everything to get both to work at the same time but they simply will not work. One of the sensors is literally sitting on my desk right now. The red light goes off, on both, but the alarm will not sound. And which one works will change, which is annoying when it's time to change batteries.\\nAbout that alarm- holy crap, what an annoying sound. It has two volumes, ear piercing and not quite so ear piercing. To maximize how well it works we have it in the window sill that faces the sensor mounted about 50 feet away and is in clear \\\"site\\\". I'd say it works about 80% of the time, but for those 20% times when it doesn't work you can walk right beside the sensor, jump up and down in front of it, and it won't sound. The little red light usually comes on, but not every time. (We actually plan to cover the red light, it defeats the hope that we can respond to someone coming up the drive before they know they've been detected.\\nAnnoyingly, it also alarms if sunlight filters through the trees at 6:30am on a summer morning, if a cat or possum creeps up the drive (but only at night), or if leaves are falling on dry autumn days. Oh, we live in the woods... this happens a lot. It's really annoying.\\nWe'll keep it and continue to use it but I can't say I would recommend this to everyone.\",\n \"Product: Ergonomically designed wired USB mouse with adjustable high resolution optical sensor\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: the reviews indicated that this was a good product, and it works for what we need ...\\n\\nReview: We purchased this mouse because my old Logitech (at least 13 years old!) finally bit the dust and we needed something quickly. The price was right, the reviews indicated that this was a good product, and it works for what we need it for. No one in our house plays online games but we both work with media- high tech audio and professional design- so we needed something responsive and capable of smooth reactions to small movements. It does that.\\nThe only cons: the shape is a little strange. There are these wing-like curves to the side that aren't quite where either of our hands naturally falls. Maybe it just takes some getting used to, maybe not.\\nThe color changing LED thing is nice but I wish it would either power off when the computer goes to sleep or have a switch to turn it off. It's not overly bright or anything, it simply seems to be a waste of electricity to be running all the time. It's also very mildly distracting to see it out of the corner of your eye from across the room. Not a big deal, just a minor thing.\\nI would recommend this product overall though. It doesn't feel grossly cheap in your hand, the scrolling is smooth and almost completely silent, DPI works fine (it's a subtle difference, some people may not even notice), and the braided cord is tangle free.\\nOh, and this has nothing to do with the product- the packaging was woefully inadequate. It was in a padded envelope that felt like every bubble had been popped in, and the box was smashed. The plastic molded sleeve it was in seems to have protected it, but this is the first time I've ever taken pictures of a product packaging. It also did not arrive when it said it would (day late) and there is no option to refund the extra we paid for expedited shipping. Again, nothing to do with the product, just a heads up to other buyers.\",\n \"Product: Mesh microfiber Balcony-style design Underwire support Lightweight microfiber mesh with embroidered floral detail Ideal support for larger cup sizes Bow details at center and top of straps Adjustable elastic straps with picot edging Paneled cups for shaping The Panache Ariza Balconette Underwire Bra technical details: 3/8 inch wide adjustable straps Back wings taper from 3 3/4 inches to 1 1/4 inches 3 column, 2 row hook and eye closure The Panache Ariza Balconette Underwire Bra, from the Panache lingerie collection, is a balcony-style bra in fine mesh with embroidered floral detail. Mesh microfiber and underwire cups give this Panache bra ideal support for larger cup sizes. Soft support band and enclosed wire offer supreme comfort. The Panache Ariza Balconette Underwire Bra is the ideal feminine bra with all-day support. Specs based on size 32E \\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I really like Panache bras\\n\\nReview: I really like Panache bras. First of all, there aren't a lot of makers for my cup size out there. Second, they're a good value. Well made, nice materials, maybe more than other folks will pay for big box store junk but much less than custom or specialty stores.\\nAnyway, I have a similar style bra by Panache in the same size. These two fit nothing like each other. I would actually prefer the fit this one provides but the size isn't right. I think it would be helpful to know that, if you are wearing a large cup size like a K and are going by the sizing guidelines provided, you need to account for the difference between a \\\"full\\\" cup towards the \\\"resting\\\" size. So, let's say you measure across your chest while standing up and get one number, but when you bend over to be horizontal to the ground and measure at the same place and get a number that is 10 inches more, you don't have a full cup size. However, if that measurement is more like a six inch difference, you probably have a full cup. I have a small frame and I'm petite so the breast tissue tends to be more distributed instead of concentrated right in front. I do plan to try another size in this bra in hopes it fits because I would like to have a fit in this style but I'm not holding my breathe. I think this is maybe just not the style for me.\\nAnyway, the fabrics are nice. This is NOT lined by any stretch of the imagination and is structured, not stretchy. Right out of the package it does fell stiff and itchy but washing it will take care of that issue. The \\\"Blossom\\\" color is like a nude or beige with just a hint of pink to it. It matches well to my medium skin tone. I really like that Panache relies on a good fit instead of a million hook-eyes and super wide straps. If you get the right size band that sits correctly around your ribs (the gore, that little vee spot on the band between your breasts should sit completely against your body, not gaping away) all that wide support stuff isn't necessary. I've found with Panache that I great band fit also reduces shoulder and neck pain so seriously, check yoself before yo wreck yoself. It makes a significant difference.\\nSo, all that said, even with the fit being off I still give this at least 4 stars. I only took one star off because I measure spot on to what I ordered but this does not fit correctly. It's a nice bra and with Prime, it's definitely worth a try.\",\n \"Product: Relaxed Fit, Straight Leg Traditional Carpenter Styling With Hammer Loop. Scuff Gard And Fits Over Boots.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great quality, great price\\n\\nReview: These are great! I've worn overalls for work (professionally and around the house) for more than 20 years. These are probably my favorite at this point. I like the deep indigo color (note: wash before wearing!) and I like that there are no ridiculous belt loops on the back. There are two on the front but those are actually functional.\\nSome things to know about the sizing: I ordered the XL although the size chart and other comments made me think I should have ordered a large. I had my third c-section a few months ago and I loathe having my pants dig into the scar area, plus I'm cursed with a stupid swath of skin the makes sizing things correctly difficult. Pants, even well fitted ones, tend to gap at the waist, mold around my lower abdomen, and hang too loose from my hips. I wear around a size 14, although that's only for the looser fit on the scar. If that wasn't a problem area I think I wear a 12, maybe 10. So the XL is bigger than I need... but I really like them this loose!\\nThe length: tall ladies, you're in luck. These are easily more than 12\\\" longer than I need. I'm 5'2ish and generally my inseam is 30\\\". I have these rolled three times in a wide cuff, and I plan to tailor them to length after a few more washings. My fellow shorties, don't complain. You can always cut fabric off, but you can't exactly add length.\\nThe fabric is not very thick. I'd say it even feels rather thin, but it also feels quite sturdy. There's just a bit of stretch in the fabric, which makes bending, climbing, sitting, etc comfortable and keeps you from getting a sudden frontal wedgie.\\nI've worn them for outdoor work in 90 degree weather with high humidity, and these were just light enough to not feel suffocating but thick enough to protect my skin from brush and insects. This was followed by a day indoors, perched on the top of ladders while running electrical wiring. There were plenty of handy pockets to keep tools close at hand and roomy, real-sized pockets to actually put things in. You know how women's jeans sometimes have itty bitty pockets you can't even get your hand into? Not the problem with these. I could keep my thicker-than-average cell phone in one and actually get it out with one hand.\\nI think the only thing I don't like as much is that the straps are as short as they can be and the crotch is still a little lower than I like; however, I'm certain it's because I ordered them in a bigger size than I need. I'll also add that I'm much bustier than average. The bib on these is actually wide and long enough to fit correctly. The buckles/catches are not in my armpits, not are they too close to center. I can freely move my arms around without the buttons slipping into a painful spot.\\nThere's one feature that's on them I wasn't expecting- on the back of each leg-cuff, the fabric is doubled and thicker. Having stepped on the back of my pantlegs often, this is a really nice detail. I usually wear thicker soled work boots, and stepping on the cuff a lot can mean quickly ripping holes into the cuff. This should help reduce that from happening, at least as quickly as it could.\\nOverall, I'd recommend these for anyone from professional wear-every-day types to a fun and comfortable everyday wear item. I plan to purchase a second pair since I wear these so often, but I think I'll wait a few more months for the rest of the baby weight to shed or settle down and order something that fits just a little tighter. These are better quality than any of the other brands I currently own and have a lower price point than the closest comparable I have... starts with the letter C and sounds like bar part.\",\n \"Product: The Alysha is a soft pre-nursing bra in a pretty pearl with ivory trims, wire free for your comfort with side slings in the cups add extra support\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Not a nursing bra!!!\\n\\nReview: The bra pictured is not what I received. It is not pearl white, nor does it have clips for nursing. I have the correct size but the fit is odd, maybe because I need a nursing bra and not a basic, non nursing bra. The gore does not sit flat. The cups fall in a weird place and create a bit of overflow. The cups seem to be made for \\\"shallow\\\" breasts, which at a J cup isn't the case.\\nI gave it an extra star because the fabric is nice and it seems well made. I have several Panache bras, this is the first one I've been disappointed by.\\nDO NOT BUY THIS IF YOU NEED A NURSING BRA. This is not a nursing bra!!!\",\n \"Product: The ultimate sports bra especially designed for the full busted women combines comfort, maximum support and reduces bounce by 83 percent. Wide padded straps disperse pressure on the shoulders for extra comfort. Smooth inner molded cups reduce friction and improve comfort. Underwire are wrapped in silicone and sewn between fabric layers for comfortable support. Firm underband anchors the bra to the body. Lightweight microfiber fabric wicks moisture away from the skin and breathable mesh panels keep skin cool. Rather than compressing your breasts against your rib cage like most sports bras, panache sports bra individually encapsulates each one-lifting, shaping and supporting from all sides.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cue the Halleluiah chorus, your girls will rejoice\\n\\nReview: No seriously, this sports bra is hands down the best sports bra I have ever owned. How much do I love it? This is the 7th one I've purchased and I'm getting ready to order another.\\nSo let's just stick this out front and in the open: I'm a short person with huge bosoms. I play a high impact sport and am very active at least 6 hours every week in addition to several more hours of mild to moderate activity. I'm a mother of three that breastfed and the tissue changes show this. Up until this little wonder came into my life I've been relying on a a brand that rhymes with Thunder Farmer to tame the girls. At best I would call that experience \\\"meh,\\\" especially compared to this bra. I was actually wearing two, sometimes three different brass at once. In retrospect I was clearly wearing the wrong size- actually, I would say I've been wearing the wrong size since that first awkward trip with my mom to find my first training bra.\\nI digress: if you are relying on what the old lady with the paper tape measure at the big box chain store told you is your size you are probably wearing the wrong size. If you walk into a fitting and they tell you to add four inches, just walk away. This is a big fat lie. Why would you do that? If your band (or underboob, whatever you want to call it) is 30 why would you suddenly and arbitrarily say it's a 34? Once you get that through your head it's a really simple thing to figure out your cup size. Bend over, let the hanging baskets descend in all their glory, measure loosely, and you're done. For UK sizing, my underboob measured 29 (went with 30), the baskets hit 37 inches, so that says I'm a 30FF. Eight inches difference from the original band measurement. Simple. Moving on.\\nIn the Thunder Farmer I was wearing a 34DD because that's as big as they get. It never felt like it was as supportive as a high impact sports bra should be but it seemed like it was the best out there. Man, was I wrong. I was skeptical that I was wearing the wrong size, and even more skeptical that this bra would be the magical rainbow unicorn of sports bras. Amazon has been fabulous to work with and the return policy for Prime is more than fair, so I figured I had nothing to lose. A gamble, add to cart, two days later the box arrives, and I tried it on.\\nJust trying it on was a whole other adventure that I won't spoil for other newcomers that are coming to the light from the dark side of vicki's (dirty little) secret. \\\"Is it seriously supposed to be this tight?\\\" \\\"And now I'm supposed to bend over and wiggle everything into the cups HOW?\\\" \\\"But this is a sports bra, why are there two distinct bumps instead of tubeboob?\\\" And my favorite \\\"holy crap, I can see my feet when I look down. Is that what's supposed to happen when the gore actually rests against your skin?\\\" (Note: look up what bra parts are if you don't know what the gore is).\\nAgain, I was skeptical, but luckily I had a three hour high intensity event the following morning and felt like it was the perfect time to take it for a test drive. First up: jumping. Let's just say that busty girls do not like jumping. Not even a little. Even if you manage to tame the girls into minor submission you can still feel your breast tissue shifting across the top of your chest, across your pectoralis muscles. After a while you start to feel it in your neck and shoulders, and eventually it creeps all the way into your lower back and ribs. So jump I did, keenly aware that this was a great test of the \\\"86% reduction in bounce\\\" claim. Especially since the breasts were actually separated and not mushed together into the equivalent of wrapping an elastic bandage around your chest. I'm not exaggerating when I saw I felt NOTHING. Not even a little jiggle. Jumped again. and Again. Over and over, and not once did I feel that familiar tug across my chest.\\nThen it was a bunch of lateral agility stuff, then hitting (for the record, I play roller derby). And being hit. After three hours I noticed that I had zero pain associated with bounce and fatigue from trying to compensate for the bounce. I had a serious neck injury a couple years ago so I've been keenly aware of just how much pain the bounce can create in a matter of minutes. Did I say I had zero pain? Because that's a really important detail.\\nOnce the event was over I had another event to plan for that night, a full game with a four hour drive. When I got home I took this off. Warning- it takes a couple times wearing it to get used to the difference in how tight the band is in comparison to the poorly fitting band you may have been wearing until then. My skin was a little red where the wires sat, and there were a couple other marks on my back and small ones on the back of my shoulders from where you can clip it together for a racerback style. No biggie. After a quick lunch and clean-up I noticed that two of the three hooks had pulled away from the band rather significantly, and not in a way that I could fix, so I knew I would need to exchange it. Shrugged it off, I had to go, so I put it back on and left it alone for almost seven more hours.\\nSince setting up to exchange with the first one until now I have had no problems with the replacement. I wear this for every single practice, event, work-out, and even the days I'm just going to be moving around a little more than usual. It is honestly the perfect sports bra. I love that it can be easily converted to a racerback style that provides a little bonus lift, and I can disconnect it with one hand. The straps are just the right width. They do not cut or dig into my skin but are not too wide to stick out or sit uncomfortably on my shoulder blades. I do not notice any cutting into my under arms, but it does sit a little higher than I'm used to. The fabric is lined to create support and modesty, but not heavily padded to create shapes that do not occur in nature. The underwires are slightly wider than what I find in everyday-type bras, and this creates a lot more stability in the support I experience.\\nIn summary: make sure you're wearing the CORRECT size bra, not what that little old lady told you it was, then give this sports bra a shot if you want great support, great shaping, and comfort. It will take some getting used to but it's worth it. If it didn't look so much like a censor bar I would wear this every. single. day. And if you have a Prime account you have no excuse to not try this. If you've read this far then take my advice and just buy it.\\nUpdate: I lost a lot of weight after baby #3 and went down two cup sizes. I love this bra so much that I rarely wear any other bra, even for every day wear. If you take care of it by washing correctly and never putting it in the dryer it lasts and lasts and lasts. Of the seven I have one did have a wire poke out under one arm. I simply used moleskin (same kind you use for blisters) over the hole and it's been fine for over a year now. I've added pictures, including one with a thin and tight fitting tank over it so you can see that faint seams can appear with some fabrics. I'm not the fittest person and let's just say I'm no longer in my thirties so it may look like it creates rolls but it does not. That's just how I'm built, it's worse in other bras. The first few hours I wrote this I thought it was a cup size too small but it now fits perfectly. (It looked like there was the chest version of muffin top, I'm not including that picture).\",\n \"Product: Juna ballonet bra features 2-part, underwire cups that are lightly padded for modesty and a naturally uplifting silhouette.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This is an intense beast\\n\\nReview: First off, if you've never tried to measure yourself for UK sizes, stop everything you're doing and do it. Do NOT just convert the cup size. Completely remeasure everything and be prepared to make a switch.\\nThat said... I'm petite, ahtletic, and busty. For several years I've been wearing a 34 band, usually a DDD cup. Age and gravity are not my friends, so slowly the girls and their lack of support are starting to fight back. A good friend that has the classiest style of any person I've ever met recommended converting to UK sizing and I thought \\\"why not?\\\" Amazon Prime has a nifty return policy so I only have a few minutes of time to lose. The first thing you learn with UK sizing is to STOP adding 4 inches to your band size. So I measured. 29 inches... hmmm. Then just measure correctly for the cup size and look at the handy dandy chart and... \\\"wait a cotton pickin' second, whuck is a GG??? I've never even heard of a 30GG!!!\\\"\\nBut I tried it anyway and, expecting it on Friday I slipped what I thought my most supportive, twin friendly bra on and waited. I'll note that when I wear that one I cannot jump, bend over, run, or really do more than sit around and look pretty unless I plan to do the fish and lift after every bounce. As soon as this Juna arrived I pulled it out and gave it a go.\\nThe first donning is vastly different. The band is tight. Much tighter than anything I've worn before, and the cups look massive. I twisted into it, using the same sizing guide that outlined how to test the size and make sure it was accurate. I bent over, let everything I could reach squirm forward and into the cups, stood back up, and lightly tucked everything in... then I just stared. The gore actually sits directly on my chest and I can see my own feet. That has NEVER happened. Since this particular bra is a balconette it lifts everything up and together. I stuck the shirt I had been wearing on and looked again. Do you have any idea what your shirts look like when the twins are where they are supposed to be? Yeah, I didn't either. I've had that shirt for years and suddenly it was like a whole new shirt. I was excited to see what everything else looked like so I pulled out everything I could find. It was all the same. I even tried jumping, running, bending over repeatedly, and all the other things I really can't do in the other bra. Everything stayed put!\\nSo seriously, don't be afraid of trying a true UK size. Yes, the band is going to be very different if you've been adding 4 inches. The cup size is going to come out feeling different in the varying styles but you'll know easily if a style isn't working for you.\\nI would have given this a five star but a couple minor things keep that from happening. I'll list it out, pros vs cons:\\nPros:\\nThe nude color is nice, very neutral and pleasant\\nThe straps are smooth and extremely comfortable\\nYay for 2 hooks!\\nThe lace detail is pretty without being froo-froo\\nPadding is just enough for modesty and shape, not too much to add mass and layer\\nUnderwires are nicely padded so they don't dig or poke through\\n\\nCons:\\nThe seam going vertically down the cups was visible under my shirt(s)\\nThe lace, while pretty, didn't lay as flat as the rest of the bra so it stuck out a little, also visible under my shirts\\nAlmost seems like this should be a 3 hook at this size- the band felt undersized in the back and created insane back muffin that I've never had before\\n\\nI haven't decided if I'm going to return this and try another style in this brand or not. I'm not sure if I just need to adjust it, ate too many nachos this weekend, or if the cups are just not quite right for me and my body. I ordered the same size in another brand and don't have thie same issue, so I'm thinking it might just be this style. I'm a little bummed because I'm still reeling in amazement over the difference in going with a UK size. This is an excellent bra to start with if you're not sure what to try, and I'm guessing that it's going to work for most people.\\n\\n*I wanted to add this, because it's kind of an important detail: I have a large-ish tumor in my breast that will be surgically removed soon. My \\\"old\\\" bras in the 34 band size have started to rub a little over the tumor and it hurts (either the seaming or end of the underwire rests against it). The fit was just loose enough to create that rubbing feeling, hence why I tried the UK sizing. This bra actually encompasses the entire breast and all the breast tissue, so there is nothing to sit over top of the tumor and rub against it. My dr recommended better support, both for now and after it's removed. A lot of other women have or are experiencing something similar to this, so I wanted to share this. Get a better sized bra!\\nUPDATE: Unfortunately I am returning this item. It's just not the right fit for my body type. I'm sure that this is the right size and that this is a great maker, just not the style I need. I would still recommend this bra and this maker, it's very well made and I'm bummed that it won't work out for me.\",\n \"Product: Smooth ribbon finish and soft, foam lined cups, the daily boost bra not only supports you in all the right places but its unique shaping design will uplift you from day to night. Fully adjustable straps and soft microfiber finish allow for a clean, smooth silhouette.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: It's not me, it's you. You're terrible.\\n\\nReview: I don't hate it, but I certainly don't like it. I had to choose something about the fit, and it's strange- it fits a bit too large in the band, but the cups seem to be off. Maybe too small? Maybe spaced/aimed odd? I don't know. All I do know is that this thing gives me crazy quadboob.\\nI also do not like that white piping and white trim as seen in the picture. If you don't think the white will show, you're wrong. It stands out something terrible, and I'm glowing like the P-bury doughgirl right now. There's something about those bows that make them stand out as well and I think it's the placement of the straps. They show through fabric, and because the straps are sort of wide they even show up around the sides of sleeves.\\nI've tried to make this work because finding bras that fit me in a 30GG is a headache. I've lost a bit of weight (~10 pounds) so I thought maybe it would help with the quadboob, but it actually makes it worse. How that happens I have no idea. If I could return it I would, but I can't so I keep trying to make it work. The structure is off, that trim is a terrible idea, and this fell very short of what I expected. I have other brands and styles in my size that fit very differently, so I know it's not improper sizing. It's this bra. The band has a little too much elasticity to it, which with a GG cup it's more important to have some support/structure. I've even tried using those strap clips to turn this into a racerback style because that sometimes helps with fit, but it makes no difference. I would not recommend this.\\nThe only positive thing I can say is that the fabrics used are soft and seem to be good quality, and the workmanship is also good. Other than that... keep looking.\",\n \"Product: New Balance is dedicated to helping athletes achieve their goals. It's been their mission for more than a century to focus on research and development. It's why they don't design products to fit an image. They design them to fit. New Balance is driven to make the finest shoes for the same reason athletes lace them up: to achieve the very best.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The memory cushioning stuff provides a comfortable foundation and the shoe itself is sturdy without being ...\\n\\nReview: These were purchased for my husband, who works up to 16 hours per day at two jobs. He loves these shoes. The memory cushioning stuff provides a comfortable foundation and the shoe itself is sturdy without being too stiff or tight. He has flat feet so the question about arch support is a little irrelevant in this case, but for his flat feet it seems to provide support without pushing into his foot.\\nThese replace another pair of NB shoes he has had for at least five years, so we expect to get similar wear from them. The will be used for everyday wear since he's on his feet a lot for a few hours at a time, and will also be worn for running on asphalt and concrete (up to 3 miles per week). He also wears them for light exercise (about 2 hours per week) and an occasional 20 minutes on a treadmill. Nothing too strenuous or extreme. These shoes seem to be well suited for his needs.\",\n \"Product: The photo does not show actual size, please refer to description for size details. We do our best to represent our stones and jewelry accurately. Sometimes because of the flash used in the photography or enlarging the photo or settings of computer monitors there are possible slight variations in the color. all we offer are the best, please don't worry for the quality problems the price we offer is low than market price, please contact me if you have any special require\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The stone is nice and the polish on the face is nice\\n\\nReview: I purchased this for my husband as a \\\"worry stone\\\" while he is nervously seeking a new job. The stone is nice and the polish on the face is nice. The flat back is not polished, I don't see that explicitly mentioned in the description. It's not a big deal if using this stone in a setting, but as a loose item it wasn't quite as good as expected. Otherwise this is described correctly in size, color, polish, etc. I don't know of any reason to ever order this again but if I did need one, and the flat back was appropriate, I'd probably look here first. Just a heads up if you are expecting the back to be polished.\",\n \"Product: Hilarious I'm Not Dead Yet T-shirt based upon skit will keep you rolling on the floor. Black 100% cotton T-shirt.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great gift for a friend\\n\\nReview: I bought this for a dear friend that was in a bad car accident that she miraculously survived... but not without visible, painful injuries unfortunately. After those of us that love her got over how easily she could have been killed the jokes started. I consider myself the winner of the joking about something serious contest. Her jokes about looking like the caveman lawyer came in a close second but there isn't a shirt for that I could find.\\nShe's also a big Monty Python fan and routinely quotes lines from the movies and shows whenever possible. I'm not nearly as diehard a fan as she is but yeah, this I can get behind.\\nBesides, it's funny shirt that is well made of good fabric that cheered up my friend and made her laugh (but maybe that wasn't the best idea since laughing hurts?). Anyway, all around we're all happy with the product.\",\n \"Product: Sonar Zen Outdoor skate wheels -Great soft wheel for outdoor skating. Fits almost all skates with precision bearings. These wheels come in 5 colors - Black, Pink, Red, Purple, Blue\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great standard wheel for outdoor skating\\n\\nReview: This is actually my second set of this wheel. I use them for outdoor quad skating, usually on asphalt or other surfaces that may have bumps, rocks, or other imperfections. If you've ever been skating on a rigid wheel that hits even a tiny object and stops dead you can appreciate the fact that these wheels are soft enough to flex and roll right over those objects. These are narrower than the wheels I use for indoor skating, which allows for a little more lateral agility and compensates for the sensation of \\\"drag\\\" ( the wheels tend to stick to the skating surface and can feel sluggish). Since my personal skating style tends to not involve as much lateral agility as I'd like, this is kinda nice since it forces me to use other skills I might avoid in other settings. These wheels have zero slide on asphalt so I can't rely on these wheels for certain types of speed checks or stops. Derby language: don't plow or hockey stop in a parking lot, transition and use your toe stops. Power slides are not the best either.\",\n \"Product: The Oslo M427 All Purpose Stopwatch by Robic is the best Choice when economy is the key factor. Who says all low cost stopwatches are the same? Select the Oslo M427 if you wish to enjoy the fit and finish of a stopwatch form the world's most renowned company. Use it to accurately time Single Events; take as many Split Times as you need; run with 1/100 second resolution. The oversized Pushbuttons and extra large LCD with huge digits make the oslo M427 easy to use and easy to read. This inexpensive timer is ideal for timing most Atheltic and Recreational events or activities. Get yours today with ther coinfidence it is from a compnay with over 28 years in the business of amking the worlds best Stopwatches...Robic.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The only drawbacks are the buttons aren't the most intuitive and the batteries aren't much fun if removal/replacement is needed\\n\\nReview: Several of these were ordered for a major sporting event as replacements for the ones our officials prefer. This model has been used before and is what was requested. The only drawbacks are the buttons aren't the most intuitive and the batteries aren't much fun if removal/replacement is needed. We store these for a few months and will pull the batteries so they don't corrode.\\nThe other drawback, and it's minor- I had a box of these on my desk and they all had one or both alarms set. I hadn't planned on programming all of them since the officials prefer to set their own equipment, but for the sake of my sanity as I worked I had to pull them all out of the packaging, set them all and turn off whatever alarm it had programmed, and return them to the package.\\nOne nice thing: the case is made of the kind of plastic that takes engraving easily. I engraved all of them after the officials approved them and it took about ten seconds on a low setting engraver. Some plastic casings are too brittle or thin to permit engraving.\",\n \"Product: Lasts All Year. Guaranteed!, 3 pocket expanding file, Exterior zipper pocket; Pen loops, Secure internal zipper pocket, Sheet capacity - 300 sheets on ring fixture, 200 sheets in expanding file.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Rather nice binder. A few things keep it from getting ...\\n\\nReview: Rather nice binder. A few things keep it from getting five stars from me.\\nI'll start with the good. It's well made and I'm thinking my third grader will still be using this by the end of this school year. The school probably meant one of those plastic binders that fall apart a few weeks in when they requested it on the supply list. The teacher liked this a lot and wished she could put it on the supply list but alas, people balk at a supply that costs more than $1. The rings function smoothly and line up perfectly. I like that this has the rings mounted on the back instead of the side. Things in the binder don't get warped or shoved all over the place. The exterior pocket is handy for last minute stuff or extra stuff, but doesn't provide nearly as much protection as the interior. Pencils can easily be snapped.\\nThe bad... Well, the file folder feature is difficult to use. The cover rises high and you cannot see anything in the files. You *could* get a lot of papers in there but you lose the binder. It's also unnecessary. I like having an extra pocket for little stuff but do not three dividers for things to get lost in. I may cut the dividers out if this continues to be an issue. Fortunately it's thin plastic, no big deal.\\nAs mentioned, the exterior pocket won't protect much. Totally fine, just don't expect it. I also wish this had some sort of way to carry it, even loops that someone could clip their own strap to. It's bulky for small kids to maneuver. Finally, this is a little nitpicky, I think my idea of purple and this folder have different definitions. It's like a weird almost fuschia but dingy. I looked in the 64 crayon box, there's nothing in there.\\nI would buy this again if needed, but would be open to a different product with a few tweaks to this one.\",\n \"Product: Pet heating pads provides a warm and soothing place for your pet to sit or sleep when uncomfortably chilly days or nights. Designed to give your pet a sweet sleep, Keeps your pet warm in the cold winter, Waterproof and anti - wear, easy to use and clean Simply place it in the pet house or outdoors.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My rugs thank me\\n\\nReview: Within seconds of putting this down, rubbing a little catnip into it, and stepping out of the way, my two cranky beasts set to ripping this to shreds. It's their new mission in life apparently. They love this thing. I sat it at the bottom of the basement steps to reduce the mounds of shredded cardboard they can produce, plus the hollow sound of mass destruction is quite loud.\\nI have noticed that I'm finding less claw ghosts laying around. Before this came into our lives they would get their scratch on with the area rugs. Now they don't mess with them. The angry weird cat, Huckleberry, will actually startle out of a dead sleep and run downstairs to scratch. It's either the nip is actually cat smack or the sensation of tearing this thing to shreds is a new obsession. Either way, my rugs thank me.\",\n \"Product: Used for glazing wood and metal sash both in shop and on-site. This is a modern glazing compound that remains elastic throughout its service life. The only glazing compound that meets every requirement of the glazier, painter and homeowner. Dual Glaze is a slow skinning product, usually forming a strong enough surface skin to be painted in 2-3 weeks depending on temperature. Now packaged in a convenient quart or gallon sized bucket with resealable lid\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best glaze putty brand, period\\n\\nReview: Sarco makes what is arguably the best glazing products available. I work professional with older and historic structures and bought this and a quart of the type M to restore about 40 different window panes. Some windows could not be removed from the structure and needed to be glazed in place, others could be removed and put in a workshop. This product was used in the workshop because it needs a little longer to cure but develops an excellent glaze. Since it's linseed oil based it's incredibly simple to add compatible products to restore windows. Remove loose paint, repair damaged wood with a quality linseed oil based putty, prep wood with boiled linseed oil overnight, use oil based exterior-appropriate primers, and paint with the best quality exterior paints. I've personally seen Sarco compared side by side with the two other popular brands available in big box retailers... this is without a doubt the superior product. Properly applied and maintained, this glaze can last for decades. The cheap junk from big boxes might hold out for a few years, at best, so Sarco will pay for itself the second time you have to reglaze windows and use choice adult word as you scrape the failed junk out and redo all your work. Reglazing in general isn't for the non-handy weekend warrior, this is what you use when you understand that doing the job right the first time will always be worth the cost. (And honestly, this really isn't cost prohibitive, it's not even twice the cost of the junk glaze).\\nCheck out some online tutorials about glazing techniques and get one of the Sarco glazing putties. As long as it stays relatively free of dirt and debris you can remove this and keep reworking it until you get it right. Prep is always key, so take the little bit of extra time to set yourself up for success.\",\n \"Product: Fun Express Rubber Duck 100 pc Mega Ducky Duckie Assortment\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Chuck a duck luck\\n\\nReview: This was a repeat order. I am just a tiny bit disappointed because there were only 99 ducks but in a previous order there were 101... so I guess we're even.\\nMy last order was almost 2 years ago. I was expecting a variety similar to the other order so I was pleasantly surprised to find most, if not all, the ducks were completely different designs. There were some really cute ones that looked like ladybugs and bees, some kind of cat, footballs, jungle animals, and silly designs. Not one plain old yellow duck.\\nI doubt any of them float, but our organization uses them for a duck toss at events so that's totally fine. They bounce around and are small enough for kids to chuck them easily in the game. At this price point we don't mind that a few always disappear in little hands that don't want to throw their chosen duckies. This raises funds for us and it certainly accomplishes that.\\nAs for repeats, I think the most I counted in this batch was four of one that is textured and decorated like a basketball. I would absolutely order these again, and actually plan to when we need to replace them or want to expand our offerings. This is a smooth, simple transaction and I really appreciate that.\",\n \"Product: They are made from Ty's best selling fabric - Ty Silk, and are created with fantastic custom eyes. Peek-a-Boo they want to come home with you!.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A real Ty product, thank goodness!\\n\\nReview: We gave our daughter several of these kitties from different sources... this is one of the only ones I would not hesitate to say is an authentic product. I personally don't give two hoots about that kind of stuff but as we were wrapping her gift and they were all sitting together it was incredibly obvious that *most* of them were not the real deal. Since it's not like these are super expensive that blows my mind and if I were a collector it would really burn my biscuits. Then again, they are also not free and dropping money on a lie is never going to leave a good taste in your mouth.\\nAnyway, this little kitty is very cute and what we received is pretty much exactly the same as what is pictured (color, shape, etc). The patter of course varies. For whatever reason she likes Beanie Boos, I like this one myself because it's rather cute and doesn't feel like a lie. Plus, she loves it.\",\n \"Product: 12 Books and Audio CD in handy carrying case.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for a 4 y.o. young reader\\n\\nReview: These books are oddly difficult to find so if you have a little Hello Kitty fan that is learning to read, grab these! The stories are easy to follow and fun to read. My daughter turns five in a few weeks and has been starting to read thanks to PBS. We bought these books to help her and they bridged the gap between simple memorizing what simple words are based on sight to actually \\\"reading.\\\" Now she is able to recognize the vowels and sound out more complex words easily.\\nThese are great for very early readers. They are so enjoyable to readers they don't feel like work. We look forward to finding more books like these to help her skills in the future.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":28,"string":"28"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1380,"string":"1,380"}}},{"rowIdx":1381,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2X1S02C0HB9UU"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"ACE FIRST PRINTING: No marks or tears to pages. Spine is slightly broken, but tight, NO reader creases. Cover has very minimal shelf wear. Tanning to fore pages.\". The summary of the review text is \"Good entry point for those new to Vance\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"CVIE\n\nMiro Hetzel is an effectuator - in effect, a private investigator. This book contains two of his cases.\n\nDespite the unusual-for-Vance title \"Dogtown Tourist Agency\", the story is straightforward Vance, with effectuatory Miro Hetzel traveling to the planet Maz to track down a mysterious shipping company. Maz contains the usual mix of weird races and aloof characters, though the fun language and footnotes are toned down a bit from the Vance usual. It's a fun if not outstanding story.\n\n\"Freitzke's Turn\" is a more limited but still enjoyable story in which Hetzel searches for a brilliant but twisted old schoolmate. The setup is fairly thin, and we mostly just follow along as Hetzel solves the case. The end, however, is satisfying, and more upbeat (in some ways) than usual.\n\nAll in all, very enjoyable exemplars of the standard Vance, though with slightly less unusual vocabulary. A must for Vance fans, fun for occasional Vance readers, and a good entry point for new readers."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"CVIE\n\nMiro Hetzel is an effectuator - in effect, a private investigator. This book contains two of his cases.\n\nDespite the unusual-for-Vance title \"Dogtown Tourist Agency\", the story is straightforward Vance, with effectuatory Miro Hetzel traveling to the planet Maz to track down a mysterious shipping company. Maz contains the usual mix of weird races and aloof characters, though the fun language and footnotes are toned down a bit from the Vance usual. It's a fun if not outstanding story.\n\n\"Freitzke's Turn\" is a more limited but still enjoyable story in which Hetzel searches for a brilliant but twisted old schoolmate. The setup is fairly thin, and we mostly just follow along as Hetzel solves the case. The end, however, is satisfying, and more upbeat (in some ways) than usual.\n\nAll in all, very enjoyable exemplars of the standard Vance, though with slightly less unusual vocabulary. A must for Vance fans, fun for occasional Vance readers, and a good entry point for new readers."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: 1973 album by legendary rockers Deep Purple.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Deep Purple tries to decide who it is\n\nReview: F3 *\nAnother disregarded album by the Mark II lineup, though this one somewhat more deservedly so. Aside from Woman from Tokyo, this album had no real singles on it, and the songs were less commercially friendly. In addition, the band seems less enthusiastic (perhaps due to internal tensions). But that's not to say the songs aren't good, just that they're uneven. On the plus side, the band takes chances with some fairly non-traditional (for DP) material, and for the most part, those are the songs that work best.\n\nKey tracks:\n\"Woman from Tokyo\" - a case where the radio edit (minus the strange, ballady interlude) is actually better. Still, a genuine classic.\n\"Mary Long\" - one of DP's few attempts at social criticism, it takes sharp aim at British figures of the day. But even if you don't know or care about that, it's a fun song, though the lyrics sometimes stumble.\n\"Our Lady\" - an unusual ballad for Deep Purple. No idea what the lyrics are about, but the song is Deep Purple at its melodic best.\n\"Place in Line\" - another unusual effort from the band, especially for Gillan's slow, almost talking intro. Strange but affecting lyrics, and a compelling rhythm. One of their best.\n\"Painted horse\" - previously released on compilations, this is one of Deep Purple's best non-album songs. More pop than rock, and with somewhat mystical (at least, vague) lyrics, it's a great song, if not exactly traditional DP material.\n\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.","Product: Deep Purple ~ Fireball\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Deep Purple at its Mark II best\n\nReview: F5 *\n\nAlthough usually disregarded, Fireball was in fact one the Mark II lineup's best albums. They showed more balance and cohesion than in their first album (\"In Rock\"), along with a lighter sense of humour. With only seven tracks, virtually all over 5 minutes long, this was album-oriented rock at its best. Gillan's vocals, Lord's keyboard's, Blackmore's guitar, and Glover/Paice's solid backing makes this one of the absolute best Deep Purple albums, if one of the lesser-known. Every track is strong. Of particular note, the lyrics here (probably written by Gillan and Glover), are more confident and substantially more interesting than the largely simplistic texts of \"In Rock\". The anniversary edition has several strong additional tracks. In short, a must for fans and casual listeners alike.\n\nKey tracks:\n\"Fireball\" - the opening track is, as was usual for Mark II, full of energy, with excellent solos.\n\"No, no, no\" - of particular note for the lyrics and the terrific, slow guitar solos throughout.\n\"Demon's eye\" - a solid rock song, of particular note for its keyboard solos.\n\"Anyone's daughter\" - giving equal room to keyboard and guitar solos and humorous lyrics, this is one of Deep Purple's best songs of all time. While mostly ignored, it's an amazing showcase for the band's ability to put together catchy, fun music, and for Lord and Blackmore's terrific instrumental skills - not in playing faster and faster, but in playing good music. Sadly, this is one of the short tracks on the album - if only this had been giving an extended, 10 minute treatment!\n\"Fools\" - a hard rock song with biting social commentary - something for which Deep Purple was not well known, but carried off well on this album. An appealing, calm, slightly classical, instrumental bridge forms the center of the song.\n\"No one came\" - another example of the band's humor coming to the fore. \"No one came for miles around, and said 'Man, your music is really hot'\". The fun, clever lyrics are the centerpiece of this song; the music is good, but not outstanding, and the solos are flat. But the lyrics make up for it.\n\"Strange kind of woman\" - a non-album track that's a great addition - excellent music, fun lyrics.\n\"I'm alone\" - a throwback to the early Mark II, before they quite figured out what they wanted to be.\n\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.","Product: 1990 album from legendary rockers Deep Purple.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not bad, but not Deep Purple\n\nReview: F4*\n\nThis isn't a Deep Purple album. If it's anything, it's a Rainbow album. I know, it says Deep Purple right there on the front cover, but take my word for it. Joe Lynn Turner was okay (not great) in Rainbow, but to take Ian Gillan's place? Even after the crap that was House of Blue Light? He just wasn't the singer for it.\n\nI say it's not Deep Purple, even though the lineup was mostly unchanged, the songs were apparently written for/with Gillan originally, and the musicians have more energy than in the previous album. But the whole thing just doesn't sound like Purple. In fact, it sounds like Generic Rock Band #2. Blackmore's guitar, Lord's organ, even Glover's bass - none of it stands out.\n\nMy guess is that the band were just as tired as they were on House of Blue Light, but this time they went back to the overproduced sound, and their new lead singer gave the whole thing some energy.\n\nInterestingly, this is actually a much better (well somewhat better) album than House of Blue Light. It's a decent, fairly forgettable rock album. But it's not Deep Purple. In my collection, it's filed under Rainbow. And Love Conquers All should be under Foreigner.\n\nKey tracks:\nKing of Dreams - catchy, energetic\nFire in the Basement - good guitar riff, catchy, schoolboy lyrics\n\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.","Product: This is the final original studio album of the \"EMI\" period to be remastered and features the Mark IV line-up featuring David Coverdale, Jon Lord, Ian Paice, Glenn Hughes and Tommy Bolin. The CD features the original album remastered on CD 1 and the whole album remixed by Kevin Shirley (Iron Maiden production supremo) on CD 2 along with 2 previously unreleased tracks.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The end of the first era\n\nReview: F2*\n\nCome Taste the Band was effectively a last-ditch attempt to keep things going as the band broke up. They brought in talented guitarist Tommy Bolin to replace Ritchie Blackmore, and he did a decent job, but it wasn't even close to the same thing.\nBolin was also a decent singer, but the last thing a band with David Coverdale in it was another singer. And Bolin's guitar talent, while impressive, was of a completely different style than the band played in.\n\nSome people like this album a lot, but I'm not sure why. Some of the songs are good, and it's energetic, but to my taste, it's just inside the edge of 'real Deep Purple' album. Jon Lord at last got a chance to play a little more, but it was too late, and the mix just didn't work as well as it had before. There are some good songs, but I think that for fans, the album is more of a curiosity than a favorite.\n\nThe front half of the album is much stronger, and more Purple than the second.\n\nKey tracks:\nComin' Home - fast moving song with a nice piano riff\nLady Luck - catchy refrain, nice guitar work\nI Need Love - Tommy Bolin shows his stuff, and Coverdale indicates what his solo albums will sound like\n\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.","Product: NEW Combo BLUWAVS CD and FLAC FILE\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The down side of the cycle\n\nReview: Rodney Crowell is a talented songwriter, but inconsistent at best. Occasional hits on his early records led to two extremely strong albums: <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Street-Language/dp/B000008EPR/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Street Language</a> and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Diamonds-Dirt/dp/B0012GN008/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Diamonds & Dirt</a>. Unfortunately, these were followed by a fair amount of schlock mixed with intermittent quality. With <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Fate-s-Right-Hand/dp/B002HMHSMC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Fate's Right Hand</a>, however, he came back strong.\n\nSadly, The Outsider is another low point in the cycle. Not bad, exactly, but clearly not what Crowell is capable of at his best. It's an album heavy on social commentary, but the political songs veer from heavy handed to incoherent. Crowell normally excels at both upbeat rocking country and quiet, sentimental tunes, but neither variety comes off successfully here - the rocking songs are a bit off kilter, and the quiet songs are dull rather than melodic. All in all, a disappointing outing, and no match to either the preceding Fate's Right Hand or the succeeding (and more successful) <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Sex-and-Gasoline/dp/B001AZFZL8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Sex and Gasoline</a>.\n\nUnless you're a die-hard fan, skip this one, and get the album before or after."],"string":"[\n \"Product: 1973 album by legendary rockers Deep Purple.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Deep Purple tries to decide who it is\\n\\nReview: F3 *\\nAnother disregarded album by the Mark II lineup, though this one somewhat more deservedly so. Aside from Woman from Tokyo, this album had no real singles on it, and the songs were less commercially friendly. In addition, the band seems less enthusiastic (perhaps due to internal tensions). But that's not to say the songs aren't good, just that they're uneven. On the plus side, the band takes chances with some fairly non-traditional (for DP) material, and for the most part, those are the songs that work best.\\n\\nKey tracks:\\n\\\"Woman from Tokyo\\\" - a case where the radio edit (minus the strange, ballady interlude) is actually better. Still, a genuine classic.\\n\\\"Mary Long\\\" - one of DP's few attempts at social criticism, it takes sharp aim at British figures of the day. But even if you don't know or care about that, it's a fun song, though the lyrics sometimes stumble.\\n\\\"Our Lady\\\" - an unusual ballad for Deep Purple. No idea what the lyrics are about, but the song is Deep Purple at its melodic best.\\n\\\"Place in Line\\\" - another unusual effort from the band, especially for Gillan's slow, almost talking intro. Strange but affecting lyrics, and a compelling rhythm. One of their best.\\n\\\"Painted horse\\\" - previously released on compilations, this is one of Deep Purple's best non-album songs. More pop than rock, and with somewhat mystical (at least, vague) lyrics, it's a great song, if not exactly traditional DP material.\\n\\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.\",\n \"Product: Deep Purple ~ Fireball\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Deep Purple at its Mark II best\\n\\nReview: F5 *\\n\\nAlthough usually disregarded, Fireball was in fact one the Mark II lineup's best albums. They showed more balance and cohesion than in their first album (\\\"In Rock\\\"), along with a lighter sense of humour. With only seven tracks, virtually all over 5 minutes long, this was album-oriented rock at its best. Gillan's vocals, Lord's keyboard's, Blackmore's guitar, and Glover/Paice's solid backing makes this one of the absolute best Deep Purple albums, if one of the lesser-known. Every track is strong. Of particular note, the lyrics here (probably written by Gillan and Glover), are more confident and substantially more interesting than the largely simplistic texts of \\\"In Rock\\\". The anniversary edition has several strong additional tracks. In short, a must for fans and casual listeners alike.\\n\\nKey tracks:\\n\\\"Fireball\\\" - the opening track is, as was usual for Mark II, full of energy, with excellent solos.\\n\\\"No, no, no\\\" - of particular note for the lyrics and the terrific, slow guitar solos throughout.\\n\\\"Demon's eye\\\" - a solid rock song, of particular note for its keyboard solos.\\n\\\"Anyone's daughter\\\" - giving equal room to keyboard and guitar solos and humorous lyrics, this is one of Deep Purple's best songs of all time. While mostly ignored, it's an amazing showcase for the band's ability to put together catchy, fun music, and for Lord and Blackmore's terrific instrumental skills - not in playing faster and faster, but in playing good music. Sadly, this is one of the short tracks on the album - if only this had been giving an extended, 10 minute treatment!\\n\\\"Fools\\\" - a hard rock song with biting social commentary - something for which Deep Purple was not well known, but carried off well on this album. An appealing, calm, slightly classical, instrumental bridge forms the center of the song.\\n\\\"No one came\\\" - another example of the band's humor coming to the fore. \\\"No one came for miles around, and said 'Man, your music is really hot'\\\". The fun, clever lyrics are the centerpiece of this song; the music is good, but not outstanding, and the solos are flat. But the lyrics make up for it.\\n\\\"Strange kind of woman\\\" - a non-album track that's a great addition - excellent music, fun lyrics.\\n\\\"I'm alone\\\" - a throwback to the early Mark II, before they quite figured out what they wanted to be.\\n\\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.\",\n \"Product: 1990 album from legendary rockers Deep Purple.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not bad, but not Deep Purple\\n\\nReview: F4*\\n\\nThis isn't a Deep Purple album. If it's anything, it's a Rainbow album. I know, it says Deep Purple right there on the front cover, but take my word for it. Joe Lynn Turner was okay (not great) in Rainbow, but to take Ian Gillan's place? Even after the crap that was House of Blue Light? He just wasn't the singer for it.\\n\\nI say it's not Deep Purple, even though the lineup was mostly unchanged, the songs were apparently written for/with Gillan originally, and the musicians have more energy than in the previous album. But the whole thing just doesn't sound like Purple. In fact, it sounds like Generic Rock Band #2. Blackmore's guitar, Lord's organ, even Glover's bass - none of it stands out.\\n\\nMy guess is that the band were just as tired as they were on House of Blue Light, but this time they went back to the overproduced sound, and their new lead singer gave the whole thing some energy.\\n\\nInterestingly, this is actually a much better (well somewhat better) album than House of Blue Light. It's a decent, fairly forgettable rock album. But it's not Deep Purple. In my collection, it's filed under Rainbow. And Love Conquers All should be under Foreigner.\\n\\nKey tracks:\\nKing of Dreams - catchy, energetic\\nFire in the Basement - good guitar riff, catchy, schoolboy lyrics\\n\\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.\",\n \"Product: This is the final original studio album of the \\\"EMI\\\" period to be remastered and features the Mark IV line-up featuring David Coverdale, Jon Lord, Ian Paice, Glenn Hughes and Tommy Bolin. The CD features the original album remastered on CD 1 and the whole album remixed by Kevin Shirley (Iron Maiden production supremo) on CD 2 along with 2 previously unreleased tracks.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The end of the first era\\n\\nReview: F2*\\n\\nCome Taste the Band was effectively a last-ditch attempt to keep things going as the band broke up. They brought in talented guitarist Tommy Bolin to replace Ritchie Blackmore, and he did a decent job, but it wasn't even close to the same thing.\\nBolin was also a decent singer, but the last thing a band with David Coverdale in it was another singer. And Bolin's guitar talent, while impressive, was of a completely different style than the band played in.\\n\\nSome people like this album a lot, but I'm not sure why. Some of the songs are good, and it's energetic, but to my taste, it's just inside the edge of 'real Deep Purple' album. Jon Lord at last got a chance to play a little more, but it was too late, and the mix just didn't work as well as it had before. There are some good songs, but I think that for fans, the album is more of a curiosity than a favorite.\\n\\nThe front half of the album is much stronger, and more Purple than the second.\\n\\nKey tracks:\\nComin' Home - fast moving song with a nice piano riff\\nLady Luck - catchy refrain, nice guitar work\\nI Need Love - Tommy Bolin shows his stuff, and Coverdale indicates what his solo albums will sound like\\n\\n* Where F# is a rating of how much of a fan you need to be to appreciate the album. F1 is an indication that only diehard, compulsive collectors are likely to want the album. F5 indicates that a complete newcomer to the band would appreciate it.\",\n \"Product: NEW Combo BLUWAVS CD and FLAC FILE\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The down side of the cycle\\n\\nReview: Rodney Crowell is a talented songwriter, but inconsistent at best. Occasional hits on his early records led to two extremely strong albums: <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Street-Language/dp/B000008EPR/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Street Language</a> and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Diamonds-Dirt/dp/B0012GN008/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Diamonds & Dirt</a>. Unfortunately, these were followed by a fair amount of schlock mixed with intermittent quality. With <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Fate-s-Right-Hand/dp/B002HMHSMC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Fate's Right Hand</a>, however, he came back strong.\\n\\nSadly, The Outsider is another low point in the cycle. Not bad, exactly, but clearly not what Crowell is capable of at his best. It's an album heavy on social commentary, but the political songs veer from heavy handed to incoherent. Crowell normally excels at both upbeat rocking country and quiet, sentimental tunes, but neither variety comes off successfully here - the rocking songs are a bit off kilter, and the quiet songs are dull rather than melodic. All in all, a disappointing outing, and no match to either the preceding Fate's Right Hand or the succeeding (and more successful) <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Sex-and-Gasoline/dp/B001AZFZL8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Sex and Gasoline</a>.\\n\\nUnless you're a die-hard fan, skip this one, and get the album before or after.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":5,"string":"5"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1381,"string":"1,381"}}},{"rowIdx":1382,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A2CGORRQGDEL37"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"The Lambswool pillow bed is the perfect bed for the dogs who think your couch is their own bed. Let your dog stretch out on his own comfortable new bed. The Lambswool pillow bed offers increased comfort, durability and support for your dog. The bed provides warmth to your dog and makes them feel good and relaxed. It is available in a variety of sizes and colors.\". The summary of the review text is \"Purrfect for cats and long-suffering dogs who must obey their cats\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I ordered one for my SIL's dog, who has arthritis, for Christmas. When it arrived, the box was huge and the pillow was fantastic. Immediately, I ordered another one for our dog because he's lost both of his large dog pillows to the cats (they rule the house). The pillow is very soft and doesn't flatten completely like some others I've bought. So, how did our tall, 80-lb. hound dog like it? He was able to lie on it for about 5 minutes before our 21-lb. cat pushed him off the pillow. Later he returned, pushed his back against the cat's back, and together they slept on this pillow in front of the fireplace on what was a chilly, damp day in our area. Even with all that weight on it, the pillow held its shape. It's a good product at a good price. Plus, I should be able to launder it in our washer like I do his other large pillows. Highly recommend this pillow."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I ordered one for my SIL's dog, who has arthritis, for Christmas. When it arrived, the box was huge and the pillow was fantastic. Immediately, I ordered another one for our dog because he's lost both of his large dog pillows to the cats (they rule the house). The pillow is very soft and doesn't flatten completely like some others I've bought. So, how did our tall, 80-lb. hound dog like it? He was able to lie on it for about 5 minutes before our 21-lb. cat pushed him off the pillow. Later he returned, pushed his back against the cat's back, and together they slept on this pillow in front of the fireplace on what was a chilly, damp day in our area. Even with all that weight on it, the pillow held its shape. It's a good product at a good price. Plus, I should be able to launder it in our washer like I do his other large pillows. Highly recommend this pillow."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Boost your productivity with Corel PDF Fusion, an all-in-one PDF creator that lets you view files, plus assemble, edit and create PDFs. View more than 100 different file types just by dragging and dropping them into the Welcome Screen. Take pages from multiple files, including documents, spreadsheets and presentations, and combine them into a single PDF to share with anyone. Add new text, bookmarks and comments. Plus, convert files to PDF, XPS and DOC formats with just a click.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Won't install -- useless\n\nReview: Tried two computers each far exceeding minimum installment requirements for this program. It starts to install then stops 3/4 of the way through. The program appears to be running and it states it takes several minutes. I left it alone for 45 minutes two out of the four times I tried to install it, twice on each machine, and it made no further progress. Turned off the virus protection. Didn't help. Turned off everything there was to turn off. Didn't help. It has two options for installation: (1) without the serial number which makes one program part expire in 30 days, and (2) with the serial number for the full program installation. I have no idea if the program is good or not because it doesn't install. Maybe you'll have better luck. I'll never buy or recommend this one again. Waste of time. Fortunately, Amazon.com took it back.","Product: This Magnetic Photo Album from PIONEER has a padded cover and comes in assorted colors. Its 3 ring metal binder style keeps all of your photos safe and organized. It also has 100 pages and 50 sheets to ensure that you have ample space to store your photos.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not great, but not bad for the price\n\nReview: I wanted a photo/scrap book for a special project, which involves multiple old postcards and several 4 x 6 and 5 x 7 photos, but I didn't want to spend a fortune on it. This fit my needs and wallet well. The negative part of this review is that the spine was creased horizontally in 3 places and a few pages looked dirty. The fact that ripples and bubbles occur on the pages when folding the plastic cover sheet back over the \"magnetic\" pages is common with this type of product. We have several and I've had a lot of practice trying to reduce or eliminate those problems. To overcome those I pull the plastic all the way back then slowly reapply it from the upper right corner diagonally towards the lower left corner, using the side of my right hand to smooth it out as I go. This works 90% or better of the time and sometimes needs to be done more than once. This time I used photo corners for the cards and photos because I did not want the backs to stick to the page because over time that stickiness can tear or damage items. I hope it'll work. If it doesn't, that's my fault and not a deficiency with the album.","Product: This non-stick coated 2 lb loaf pan makes clean up easy and can bake a 1 - 1 1/2 - or 2 lb loaf, the electronic settings offer 12 menu selections with different crust selections, the delay start feature allows you to wake up to fresh bread in the morning, or when you come home from work, 600 watts\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works well, bread rises\n\nReview: This bread maker does the job. It's inexpensive and so far I've had decent-sized loaves and no failures. We bought this to make our own low-sodium bread, particularly in hot weather when using my oven would make life inside unbearable. When salt is left out of the recipe, the yeast rises too fast. Ways to control the yeast so it doesn't cause the dough to explode out of the pan is to add no salt and less yeast (e.g., 1-1/2 tsp. of yeast instead of 2); or, add no more than 1/2 tsp. of salt or 1/2 tsp. of non-sodium baking powder (Ener-G) and the amount of yeast called for in the recipe. Also, adding 1 tsp. of fruit freshner (found in most grocer's canning section) to the recipe makes the dough airy like store bought bread and may help to preserve it. So far, West Bend's 2 lb. breadmaker has done a great job helping me create low and lower sodium bread. No complaints.","Product: This 8\" Full-size, microfiber futon mattress provides comfort and support with its 522 independently-encased coils. It is the perfect complement to any futon, and will provide a dreamy slumber that you never thought was possible on a futon mattress! Available in chocolate brown, black, charcoal and tan color. Futon arms and frame sold separately.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 6\" Futon Mattress is better than the 8\" Futon Mattress for couch purposes\n\nReview: This review is for the 6\" tan futon. I had the dark brown 8\" one which leached dye (it permanently stained a white vinyl mattress protector) and developed permanent large creases because we had it folded for a couch most of the time. The 6\" version works better for a couch. It unfolded and expanded to shape quickly. No leaching of dye. While the 8\" one was better as a bed, this 6\" mattress is better to use as a couch. I'm glad I took a chance on this company again. Long/short: if you need a futon mattress for a bed, go with the 8\" version; if you want a futon mattress for a couch, use the 6\" version. Avoid the dark brown color of the 8\" mattress that leached dye. So far, the tan one has not leached any dye. It seems to be the better product.","Product: Discover your inner pioneer with the Chef'n Buttercup Butter Maker. Everyone loves the charm of hand churned butter. Now you can make delicious homemade butter in minutes with this innovative mini churn. Simply fill jar with heavy whipping cream that has been stored at room temperature for six to eight hours and shake for three minutes (or until buttermilk separates from butter.) Strain off the buttermilk with the built-in sieve, rinse the butter two to three times with cold water, twist off the ramekin, salt to taste, and enjoy the finished product. Use the included recipes for honey and garlic butter printed right on the side, or mix in fresh herbs to create your own favorites. The bright yellow accents bring homemade charm to your kitchen. Your homemade butter will keep in the refrigerator for 5 to 7 days. This item is top-rack dishwasher safe. Choose smart, easy-to-use kitchen utensils that are built on tasteful design, new technologies, and the trusted reputation of Chef'n.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cheese cloth and a clean jar with a lid works just as well if not better\n\nReview: A clean jar with a lid would work just as well. The first time I used it, I shook it a lot longer than 3 minutes until it felt like there was a ball inside the container. The buttermilk didn't pour off the first time until I added cold water but each time I added cold water, more butter bits went down the drain. A YouTube video demonstrates this product well. My second batch failed miserably and all of it went down the drain after the first cold water rinse. The heavy cream (not ultra pasteurized) was at room temperature for about 7 hours; I shook it about 10 minutes, and used very little cold water to rinse it. When successfully made, the butter is soft, not hard, and tastes okay. Overall, it makes very expensive soft butter when I factor in the cost of the product, cream, and product loss (washing buttermilk down the drain is a big waste -- pour it into cheese cloth over a bowl and use the buttermilk for mashed potatoes or biscuits). It's cute but not worth the price paid. I can buy a lot of Kerry Gold butter for the price I paid for 4 tablespoons of homemade Buttercup butter.","Product: The Vicks Mini Filter Free Cool Mist Humidifier creates cool, visible mist to help temporarily relieve cough and congestion symptoms for better breathing and more comfortable sleep. Designed for small rooms, this 0.5-gallon personal humidifier has adjustable mist control to regulate the humidity level. The air humidifier can operate for up to 20 hours on the lowest setting, and it automatically shuts off when the tank is empty. The transparent tank has a wide opening that makes it easy to fill, use, and clean. This Vicks Cool Mist Humidifier utilizes ultrasonic technology for whisper-quiet operation that won't disturb sleep, and it has a built-in soft glow nightlight. The Vicks Mini Filter Free Cool Mist Humidifier requires no filters and works with Vicks VapoPads, so you can add soothing menthol vapors for added comfort. A sample Vicks VapoPad is included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Useful product, good price\n\nReview: Works well, one fill up lasts all night if not positioned on maximum setting. I found it's easier to clean if cleaned with a little bleach diluted in a cup of warm water after every other use by swishing the solution around in the top and bottom sections, then emptying it and wiping out the excess water solution with a paper towel before letting the bottom, top, and top plug air dry. This is the second one I have (one for husband, one for me). The cool mist humidifiers work better for us and for a couple cats who have asthma. In the winter our bedrooms' humidity is approx. 25%. Using this vaporizer raises it to at least 40%. Come summer when our household humidity tends to rise to 80%, we won't be using these and will use a dehumidifier instead. This unit helps with colds, sinus problems, allergies, and asthma. We don't use the Vicks VapoRub tab that came with the unit because we found it to be useless and I don't want the cats to get hold of it. Note: The two asthmatic cats like to lick the cool mist coming out the top; so please place your unit in a secure position to keep your pet or child from knocking it over to prevent injury to her or him if the plastic unit breaks and to prevent water from spilling all over the place. Fortunately, our cats are only fascinated with the mist for a few seconds before they curl up on bed pillows for their marathon nap sessions. The mist definitely helps with their asthma and mine (less coughing, less mucus, and easier breathing).","Product: With the Swann Window & Door Magnetic Alarm protecting your home, apartment or small business has never been so easy and affordable. Simply mount the alarm on your window or door with the included double-sided adhesive for a hassle free peel-and-stick installation. The alarm is battery powered, 100% wireless and has an easy to use on / off switch.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: For very loud alarms, double the devices per window\n\nReview: I have several of the GE brand of this alarm and most have lasted for years. Occasionally, all I need to do is replace the batteries (L-44, Energizer is my preference). Finally, one broke. So, I decided to try an experiment and put 2 alarms on each window. The old GE ones I have are loud, but the reviews of newer ones weren't that great. This time I decided to try Swann's alarms which are nearly identical to the GE ones (only difference is slight color variance and name). The first Swann one was only about half as loud as my GE ones; however, others in the pack were equally as loud as the old ones. Later I replaced the batteries in the first one then it, too, was as loud as the rest. Doubling the alarms per window, one on each side, makes a very loud noise when the window is opened. The switch for these alarms is inside the battery compartment and not on the outside like some other models where it's easier to disable. That said, shutting the window silences the alarm, but, hopefully, if someone tries to enter through the window, the noise will scare him (or her) off or at least awaken the dog and us.","Product: Model: Gas-1\nHeight: 8\nDiameter (Bottom of Can): 2.5\n8oz (227g) per Canister\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good quality, fast shipping, and perfect for our camp stove\n\nReview: We do not go camping. My mother does not go camping. So, why do we each have a camp stove and multiple bottles of butane fuel? Because we both live in areas where the power goes out if it snows, if it rains, if a butterfly lands on the electric lines ... things like that. Mom uses her camp stove to heat water for coffee. I use mine to cook both during power outages and when preparing large meals and need the extra burner or want to keep something warm at the table. I've used these for years without problem. However, I do recommend that you remove the container from the stove when not in use. If the gas canister is engaged, the butane may leak out and you'll wind up with an empty cansiter when you think you have a full one.","Product: The husband and wife comedy team of George Burns and Gracie Allen developed their popular routine over more than three decades of stage, radio, film and television. They were one of the best-known couples in Hollywood history. Burns left most of the laughs to Allen, who had a way of engaging in dialogues of "illogical logic" that left her verbal opponents dazed and confused and her audiences in stitches. Burns, entertainment's most nimble straight man, balanced Allen's scatterbrained antics. Their chemistry made The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show an instant hit when it moved from radio to television in 1950.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gracie was GREAT -- okay, George was good, too\n\nReview: This show originally aired when I was a baby. My grandparents used to talk about Gracie Allen but until the series aired on Antenna TV, I had never seen her. OMG, she was great. George Burns was a very lucky man. He's excellent, too, btw. The show may seem a bit dated at times but overall the jokes, gags, and situations are timeless. Their real son, Ronnie Burns, also starred in the show. Burns and Allen were television pioneers and used bits that some shows today use (e.g., George steps out of character periodically to address the audience directly or uses his television to spy on the rest of the cast). Good clean fun for the entire family and the quality of the discs was excellent.","Product: The husband and wife comedy team of George Burns and Gracie Allen developed their popular routine over more than three decades of stage, radio, film and television. They were one of the best-known couples in Hollywood history. Burns left most of the laughs to Allen, who had a way of engaging in dialogues of "illogical logic" that left her verbal opponents dazed and confused and her audiences in stitches. Burns, entertainment's most nimble straight man, balanced Allen's scatterbrained antics. Their chemistry made The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show an instant hit when it moved from radio to television in 1950.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gracie was GREAT -- okay, George was good, too\n\nReview: This show originally aired when I was a baby. My grandparents used to talk about Gracie Allen but until the series aired on Antenna TV, I had never seen her. OMG, she was great. George Burns was a very lucky man. He's excellent, too, btw. The show may seem a bit dated at times but overall the jokes, gags, and situations are timeless. Their real son, Ronnie Burns, also starred in the show. Burns and Allen were television pioneers and used bits that some shows today use (e.g., George steps out of character periodically to address the audience directly or uses his television to spy on the rest of the cast). Good clean fun for the entire family and the quality of the discs was excellent.","Product: In this new routine, Peggy Cappy demonstrates her signature yoga approach in a daily workout for people struggling with diabetes or pre-diabetes. Divided into 7 separate segments, the exercises can be done at home, all at once in just over an hour, or 1 segment at a time. A growing body of research suggests that yoga can be helpful for people living with diabetes and/or at risk for it, paired, paired, of course, with the right diet.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good video especially for those of us past a certain age\n\nReview: Years ago before I developed diabetes, I was in an accident and I live with metal holding my ankle together. This makes some exercises, like running, impossible to do without great pain and difficulty. I walk but that in itself wasn't enough. After my diabetes diagnosis, I started trying various exercise videos to help keep my glucose numbers down, and this DVD is one of the better videos. Ms. Cappy truly understands what it's like to be of a certain age, trying yoga for the first time, and dealing with type 2 diabetes. Pacing is good, volume is excellent, and movements are easy to understand. Give it a try. Hopefully, the rewards (better health and body) will be worth the price (which is already reasonable).","Product: He gained fame in the late 70's with hits like I Wanna to Be Your Lover & Why You Want to Treat me So Bad?. His rise to stardom was gradual, but inevitable. His passion for music has allowed him to sell over 100 million albums worldwide. In 2004, he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Prince was one of the hardest working men in show business. This is the true story of how a boy from Minneapolis picked up a guitar and became a legend.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Misleading about content -- YouTube videos (e.g., Larry King, George Lopez tv interviews), not biography or anything new\n\nReview: The write up for this DVD seemed like it would be something found on Biography. It is not. I love Prince but the first half of this was the Larry King interview back in 1998, which I've seen before on YouTube. This part of the DVD is high quality. It is followed by an interview in a hotel/night club overseas (I forgot where and haven't checked to see if it's on YouTube). There he's asked questions by reporters (prior to 2012). That part is darkly lit with the hand-held camera drifting, shaking, and moving. This entire segment is heavily purple (ironic, not intentional), including the participants, the room -- everything except a contrasting yellow background light over the bar. The quality suffers as a result. He talks about a concert the night before, fashion, dreams, CDs selling in Europe as compared to the U.S. (bootlegging problems, freedom to create, for example), and God. Next was the tv interview with George Lopez, also on YouTube. Here the quality is not very good. It's blurry, almost grainy for the most part. Bad fade to black. Next, Nov. 1985, Prince's first interview (MTV) which is also on YouTube. Picture quality again is blurry more often than not. Sound/volume is inconsistent on this part. FIN. If I had known this, I would not have bought it.\n\nI gave it 3 stars because it was about Prince even though I had seen these interviews before with the exception of the hotel/night club interview. The picture and sound quality varies after the King interview. This is not a biography. It is prior interviews compiled on a DVD. Nothing new.","Product: Resin glaze wax, 1 step cleaner & Polish restores oxidized vehicles like a paint job in a can, cleans shines & protects.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Generally, not for clear coat cars (do a test spot first)\n\nReview: TR-3 provides good protection for older cars without a clear coat finish and sewing machines but it is not good for clear coat. A few reviews on Amazon.com mention a red label across the cap stating that it's not for clear coat cars. The general recommendation on the warning label over the cap, which I saw at a local auto supply store, is that you should try it on a small section of a clear coat car to see if it works without damaging the finish. Otherwise, you may wish to use something else on clear coats. On sewing machines, like a Singer Treadle Model 27 or 66, if the decal still has a coating on it, avoid the decal because TR-3 could damage the decal. It works fine on the metal part of the machine but use it sparingly. It can be hard to take off even when doing a section at a time. Rub off, repeat -- several times.","Product: The original Bullet Space Pen was conceived in July of 1948. Paul Fisher was soon machining a new pen design shaped from solid aluminum. It became the first Fisher ball point pen, the #400 Bullet Pen, is arguably the most popular pen of the twentieth century. This pen is now all brass with a Rainbow Titanium Nitride finish.When closed, the Bullet Space Pen is the perfect size to carry in your wallet, pocket, purse, car glove box, organizer or toolbox. When open it's a full sized, evenly balanced writing instrument. The patented ink cartridge was designed by Paul Fisher for NASA in the 1960's enabling it to write in temperatures from -30 to +250 degrees Fahrenheit, under water, in zero gravity, at any angle, even upside down.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If I had it to do over, I'd buy two (one as a gift and one for me) -- I love it\n\nReview: I bought this as a Christmas present for a friend. She'll love it. I like it so much that I considered keeping it for myself, but then I'd have to figure out something else for my friend and I couldn't think of a better present. That said, I may buy another one for me. It's about the length of the palm of my hand, smooth, beautiful coloring, and well-made. If you want to add a clip to it, Amazon.com has sellers who offer black, silver, and gold clips for about $5 each. First, I bought the black clip for it but it made both the pen and clip look cheap. So, I ordered a different clip. The gold clip made it look even more spectacular than it already looks. The silver clip may look okay, but I didn't order that and can't tell you for sure how it would look. The pen itself has warm and gold tones throughout. If you want to give someone a very classy gift, I highly recommend this pen.","Product: 15 postcards tape-bound in a pad. Great travel companion for quick sketches in the field. 140lb. Cold Pressed, neutral ph. This item is manufactured in United States.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Will buy again/long-time user of Strathmore papers\n\nReview: Quality paper, holds ink and watercolor well. If I mail the cards, I prefer creating envelopes for them so the Post Office's equipment doesn't damage them. Great for creating unique place cards or miniature pictures. I've never used them in a printer so I can't tell you how well they'd hold up or if they'd leave residue (paper lint) behind in the printer itself which has been a problem when I used heavier (non-card stock) paper in my color laser printer. For hand-crafted art work, I think they are very good. Like most paper, it is possible to damage the surface by heavy scratching, but I have a light touch with pen and ink so scratching up the surface hasn't been a problem. Holds a wash well and doesn't warp unless I use too much water. Then I usually place a blank sheet of paper and a heavy book on it to flatten it back into shape while it dries.","Product: The Panasonic Bluetooth Cordless Phone KX-TG7875S Link2Cell with Enhanced Noise Reduction & Digital Answering Machine adds power and range to a home office or small business office system. Link2Cell syncs up to two smartphones to easily make and take cell calls from 5 portable handsets. A message forwarding feature keeps you connected by sending recorded messages to your cell phone. Other smart features include talking Caller ID, noise reduction, USB cell phone charging port, the ability to block up to 250 numbers with Call Block, one-touch cell phone pairing, a crystal clear 1.8-inch white backlit handset display, 18 minutes of voicemail, an energy saver mode and 3,000 number phonebook transfer.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Lots of options, easy to use, loud enough to hear throughout an average-sized one-story house\n\nReview: Excellent quality. I can hear the ring tones!!!! My last phones (Tech) had average ring tones which were sometimes hard to hear. With these, not only can I hear the rings well, I can set them individually for ring tones, some of which are bells and some music -- I love Melody 10. I'm so looking forward to setting them all to Jingle Bells (Melody 5) soon. (Husband says, \"Nooooooo, well, maybe.\") I use these directly connected to my cable company's internet/telecom cable box and do not back feed them through my old landline set up although they could be used that way, too. One big service with these is the ability to block calls directly using the phone. My cable company and my former landline telephone company dropped the call block feature. Both still have call screening but that generally blocks calls from unknown/anonymous callers. Blocking specific calls is more useful, IMHO, and these phones do that without using its answering system, which I have turned off in favor of the cable company's phone answering service. To use the block feature, hit \"menu,\" then #217 and follow the screen directions. To change ring tones, \"menu\" then #161 and follow the prompts. If you buy the key finder device, use \"menu\" then #655. This phone system came with a better-than-average instruction booklet, too. Highly recommend it.","Product: Laxatone is a laxative and hair ball remedy. This product is used as a laxative in dogs and cats. It is used as a hair ball remedy in cats. Dosages for dogs and cats are given on the label.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Different package, seems to be same product I've used in past\n\nReview: New packaging but it smells like the old product which one of my cats used to devour. Now he's older and more picky but he did try it. Laxatone helps settle his stomach and it does help him pass some of the fur he ingests during his weekly full body bath. The girl cats either like it a lot or consider it a great insult that they need anything to aid their digestion. For older cats, even those cats who disagree, I think this product helps to cut down on fur ball production and eruption. A little bit goes a long way although I wouldn't use it on my cat who has IBS or any cat with similar chronic issues without consulting my vet first.","Product: Petmate Le Bistro Single Pet Food Mat, Gray, Large\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Keeps food dishes in place and helps keep the area cleaner\n\nReview: Heavy duty. Grooves tend to keep cat food from travelling across the floor unless you have a cat like we have who thinks all food is \"take out.\" (He takes it out of the bowl and carries it elsewhere so he doesn't have to share with his sisters or the dog.) Easy to clean, especially if you have a sink sprayer to rinse out the grooves. Doesn't slip or slide and holds food dishes in place. I bought four, one for each feeding area (2 on the counter and 2 on the floor). Before I bought these, our rather large dog would pull his feeding dish halfway across the kitchen to keep it from the cats so he could eat in peace. Now this mat makes it harder for him to pull the dish onto the floor; as a result, my kitchen floor stays cleaner longer even though our very patient dog isn't fond of furry critters stealing his food while he's trying to eat it.","Product: Petmate Le Bistro Single Pet Food Mat, Gray, Large\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Keeps food dishes in place and helps keep the area cleaner\n\nReview: Heavy duty. Grooves tend to keep cat food from travelling across the floor unless you have a cat like we have who thinks all food is \"take out.\" (He takes it out of the bowl and carries it elsewhere so he doesn't have to share with his sisters or the dog.) Easy to clean, especially if you have a sink sprayer to rinse out the grooves. Doesn't slip or slide and holds food dishes in place. I bought four, one for each feeding area (2 on the counter and 2 on the floor). Before I bought these, our rather large dog would pull his feeding dish halfway across the kitchen to keep it from the cats so he could eat in peace. Now this mat makes it harder for him to pull the dish onto the floor; as a result, my kitchen floor stays cleaner longer even though our very patient dog isn't fond of furry critters stealing his food while he's trying to eat it.","Product: OurPets Cosmic Catnip has been grown to achieve the strongest, most aromatic catnip ever produced! The irresistible aroma in OurPets Cosmic Catnip will bring forth the fun and frolic in your favorite feline! OurPets Cosmic Catnip is a 100% natural herb that encourages a harmless, playful reaction in most cats. Sprinkle it on scratchers to make them more appealing and deter damage to furniture. Store your cats favorite toys in a bag of catnip to spice them up and make playtime intoxicating. Or, just give the lose catnip to your cat and watch the fun unfurl!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cats Gone Wild for Cosmic Catnip\n\nReview: It's hard to find Cosmic Catnip in the 4 oz. jar or tub. My cats open the tubs after much kicking, clawing, and biting but the plastic jar has so far defeated them. A few of my furry buddies couldn't care less about The 'Nip but the ones who do find Cosmic Catnip to be purrfect. Just a little bit goes a long way. I prefer sprinkling a little bit in a box. My cats prefer I dump the container on the floor, the heck with the box and that \"little bit\" nonsense. So, if your cat is into The 'Nip, I highly recommend this product. Just hide the container if you want it to last more than one day.","Product: The PetSafe Drinkwell Replacement Foam Pre-Filters trap any large debris and hair in the water, before they reach the pump, providing cleaner water to your pet. These foam filters help keep the pump cleaner in between cleanings and maintain the fountain's flow rate. These filters are sold in a 2-Pack and are compatible with the PetSafe Drinkwell Avalon, Pagoda, Sedona and Stainless Multi-Pet Fountains.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Replaces the original foam filter perfectly\n\nReview: These are somewhat fragile but so is the original. While cleaning the unit which I do daily, my original one disappeared. Later I found it in 3 pieces scattered across the house but, fortunately, all of it was found. Next time I'll keep a better eye on it when I'm cleaning the unit. Please don't let pets or children play with these because pieces could be easily ingested which may require a trip to the ER. The material is similar to rough plastic scrubbies or sponges although it's not as dense. That said, this product replaces the original one exactly. Buy one to use and hide the other one. The manufacturer recommends replacing these every 2 to 4 weeks. I rinse mine well every cleaning but it never looks dirty although the manufacturer cited pet slobber as the reason to replace these often. The unit uses this filter and a second charcoal filter. Some of my cats like it, some don't. My dog has no use for it so we keep it on our cats' food table. We think it reminds him of taking a bath.","Product: Effortlessly achieve convenience and affluence equivalent to built-in guide lighting with Mr. Beams' MB726 set of six motion-sensing LED nightlights. Ideal for stairways, bathrooms, kids' bedrooms, nurseries, and even in a boat or recreational vehicle, the units offer safety and sure footing without the obstacles of hardwiring and electrical demands. The lights' super-bright LED bulbs last up to 50,000 hours--which means years of energy-efficient, cost-effective illumination--and they operate on four AA batteries per light (not included) that last for approximately one year under normal use. Uniquely designed to activate when sensing motion up to 9 feet away, the lights remain on as needed before shutting off automatically after 30 seconds of no motion being detected, making them ideal for navigating the way to the bathroom or kitchen in the middle of the night. Furthermore, they only activate automatically when detecting darkness to conserve battery power during daylight hours. Sleek and stylish with a weatherproof design for indoor and outdoor use, the nightlights come with both tape and screws/mounting anchors for simple, custom-fit installation. Each light measures 1.2 inches long by 3.75 inches wide by 3.25 inches tall and comes in neutral white for easy integration into surrounding decor.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works well, good value\n\nReview: As we've gotten older, we find that we trip over or bump into things more, especially at night. We put one of these in or near each room so we no longer need to search for the light switch. Great during power outages. They detect motion and emit very bright lights. I've bought others that look a little nicer but cost at least twice this price, eat batteries, and work about the same. Easy to install. There's a plastic \"plate\" with 2 pegs that can be screwed into the wall and the device slipped down over the pegs. After my husband broke one of the pegs on the plate, he just used the plate to align the screws for the wall and placed the device directly on the wall over the screws. The device is triggered by motion when the room is dark and shuts off on its own after motion is no longer detected or another light source is used. I highly recommend this product to Seniors Citizens like myself and for parents with young children."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Boost your productivity with Corel PDF Fusion, an all-in-one PDF creator that lets you view files, plus assemble, edit and create PDFs. View more than 100 different file types just by dragging and dropping them into the Welcome Screen. Take pages from multiple files, including documents, spreadsheets and presentations, and combine them into a single PDF to share with anyone. Add new text, bookmarks and comments. Plus, convert files to PDF, XPS and DOC formats with just a click.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Won't install -- useless\\n\\nReview: Tried two computers each far exceeding minimum installment requirements for this program. It starts to install then stops 3/4 of the way through. The program appears to be running and it states it takes several minutes. I left it alone for 45 minutes two out of the four times I tried to install it, twice on each machine, and it made no further progress. Turned off the virus protection. Didn't help. Turned off everything there was to turn off. Didn't help. It has two options for installation: (1) without the serial number which makes one program part expire in 30 days, and (2) with the serial number for the full program installation. I have no idea if the program is good or not because it doesn't install. Maybe you'll have better luck. I'll never buy or recommend this one again. Waste of time. Fortunately, Amazon.com took it back.\",\n \"Product: This Magnetic Photo Album from PIONEER has a padded cover and comes in assorted colors. Its 3 ring metal binder style keeps all of your photos safe and organized. It also has 100 pages and 50 sheets to ensure that you have ample space to store your photos.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not great, but not bad for the price\\n\\nReview: I wanted a photo/scrap book for a special project, which involves multiple old postcards and several 4 x 6 and 5 x 7 photos, but I didn't want to spend a fortune on it. This fit my needs and wallet well. The negative part of this review is that the spine was creased horizontally in 3 places and a few pages looked dirty. The fact that ripples and bubbles occur on the pages when folding the plastic cover sheet back over the \\\"magnetic\\\" pages is common with this type of product. We have several and I've had a lot of practice trying to reduce or eliminate those problems. To overcome those I pull the plastic all the way back then slowly reapply it from the upper right corner diagonally towards the lower left corner, using the side of my right hand to smooth it out as I go. This works 90% or better of the time and sometimes needs to be done more than once. This time I used photo corners for the cards and photos because I did not want the backs to stick to the page because over time that stickiness can tear or damage items. I hope it'll work. If it doesn't, that's my fault and not a deficiency with the album.\",\n \"Product: This non-stick coated 2 lb loaf pan makes clean up easy and can bake a 1 - 1 1/2 - or 2 lb loaf, the electronic settings offer 12 menu selections with different crust selections, the delay start feature allows you to wake up to fresh bread in the morning, or when you come home from work, 600 watts\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works well, bread rises\\n\\nReview: This bread maker does the job. It's inexpensive and so far I've had decent-sized loaves and no failures. We bought this to make our own low-sodium bread, particularly in hot weather when using my oven would make life inside unbearable. When salt is left out of the recipe, the yeast rises too fast. Ways to control the yeast so it doesn't cause the dough to explode out of the pan is to add no salt and less yeast (e.g., 1-1/2 tsp. of yeast instead of 2); or, add no more than 1/2 tsp. of salt or 1/2 tsp. of non-sodium baking powder (Ener-G) and the amount of yeast called for in the recipe. Also, adding 1 tsp. of fruit freshner (found in most grocer's canning section) to the recipe makes the dough airy like store bought bread and may help to preserve it. So far, West Bend's 2 lb. breadmaker has done a great job helping me create low and lower sodium bread. No complaints.\",\n \"Product: This 8\\\" Full-size, microfiber futon mattress provides comfort and support with its 522 independently-encased coils. It is the perfect complement to any futon, and will provide a dreamy slumber that you never thought was possible on a futon mattress! Available in chocolate brown, black, charcoal and tan color. Futon arms and frame sold separately.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 6\\\" Futon Mattress is better than the 8\\\" Futon Mattress for couch purposes\\n\\nReview: This review is for the 6\\\" tan futon. I had the dark brown 8\\\" one which leached dye (it permanently stained a white vinyl mattress protector) and developed permanent large creases because we had it folded for a couch most of the time. The 6\\\" version works better for a couch. It unfolded and expanded to shape quickly. No leaching of dye. While the 8\\\" one was better as a bed, this 6\\\" mattress is better to use as a couch. I'm glad I took a chance on this company again. Long/short: if you need a futon mattress for a bed, go with the 8\\\" version; if you want a futon mattress for a couch, use the 6\\\" version. Avoid the dark brown color of the 8\\\" mattress that leached dye. So far, the tan one has not leached any dye. It seems to be the better product.\",\n \"Product: Discover your inner pioneer with the Chef'n Buttercup Butter Maker. Everyone loves the charm of hand churned butter. Now you can make delicious homemade butter in minutes with this innovative mini churn. Simply fill jar with heavy whipping cream that has been stored at room temperature for six to eight hours and shake for three minutes (or until buttermilk separates from butter.) Strain off the buttermilk with the built-in sieve, rinse the butter two to three times with cold water, twist off the ramekin, salt to taste, and enjoy the finished product. Use the included recipes for honey and garlic butter printed right on the side, or mix in fresh herbs to create your own favorites. The bright yellow accents bring homemade charm to your kitchen. Your homemade butter will keep in the refrigerator for 5 to 7 days. This item is top-rack dishwasher safe. Choose smart, easy-to-use kitchen utensils that are built on tasteful design, new technologies, and the trusted reputation of Chef'n.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheese cloth and a clean jar with a lid works just as well if not better\\n\\nReview: A clean jar with a lid would work just as well. The first time I used it, I shook it a lot longer than 3 minutes until it felt like there was a ball inside the container. The buttermilk didn't pour off the first time until I added cold water but each time I added cold water, more butter bits went down the drain. A YouTube video demonstrates this product well. My second batch failed miserably and all of it went down the drain after the first cold water rinse. The heavy cream (not ultra pasteurized) was at room temperature for about 7 hours; I shook it about 10 minutes, and used very little cold water to rinse it. When successfully made, the butter is soft, not hard, and tastes okay. Overall, it makes very expensive soft butter when I factor in the cost of the product, cream, and product loss (washing buttermilk down the drain is a big waste -- pour it into cheese cloth over a bowl and use the buttermilk for mashed potatoes or biscuits). It's cute but not worth the price paid. I can buy a lot of Kerry Gold butter for the price I paid for 4 tablespoons of homemade Buttercup butter.\",\n \"Product: The Vicks Mini Filter Free Cool Mist Humidifier creates cool, visible mist to help temporarily relieve cough and congestion symptoms for better breathing and more comfortable sleep. Designed for small rooms, this 0.5-gallon personal humidifier has adjustable mist control to regulate the humidity level. The air humidifier can operate for up to 20 hours on the lowest setting, and it automatically shuts off when the tank is empty. The transparent tank has a wide opening that makes it easy to fill, use, and clean. This Vicks Cool Mist Humidifier utilizes ultrasonic technology for whisper-quiet operation that won't disturb sleep, and it has a built-in soft glow nightlight. The Vicks Mini Filter Free Cool Mist Humidifier requires no filters and works with Vicks VapoPads, so you can add soothing menthol vapors for added comfort. A sample Vicks VapoPad is included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Useful product, good price\\n\\nReview: Works well, one fill up lasts all night if not positioned on maximum setting. I found it's easier to clean if cleaned with a little bleach diluted in a cup of warm water after every other use by swishing the solution around in the top and bottom sections, then emptying it and wiping out the excess water solution with a paper towel before letting the bottom, top, and top plug air dry. This is the second one I have (one for husband, one for me). The cool mist humidifiers work better for us and for a couple cats who have asthma. In the winter our bedrooms' humidity is approx. 25%. Using this vaporizer raises it to at least 40%. Come summer when our household humidity tends to rise to 80%, we won't be using these and will use a dehumidifier instead. This unit helps with colds, sinus problems, allergies, and asthma. We don't use the Vicks VapoRub tab that came with the unit because we found it to be useless and I don't want the cats to get hold of it. Note: The two asthmatic cats like to lick the cool mist coming out the top; so please place your unit in a secure position to keep your pet or child from knocking it over to prevent injury to her or him if the plastic unit breaks and to prevent water from spilling all over the place. Fortunately, our cats are only fascinated with the mist for a few seconds before they curl up on bed pillows for their marathon nap sessions. The mist definitely helps with their asthma and mine (less coughing, less mucus, and easier breathing).\",\n \"Product: With the Swann Window & Door Magnetic Alarm protecting your home, apartment or small business has never been so easy and affordable. Simply mount the alarm on your window or door with the included double-sided adhesive for a hassle free peel-and-stick installation. The alarm is battery powered, 100% wireless and has an easy to use on / off switch.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: For very loud alarms, double the devices per window\\n\\nReview: I have several of the GE brand of this alarm and most have lasted for years. Occasionally, all I need to do is replace the batteries (L-44, Energizer is my preference). Finally, one broke. So, I decided to try an experiment and put 2 alarms on each window. The old GE ones I have are loud, but the reviews of newer ones weren't that great. This time I decided to try Swann's alarms which are nearly identical to the GE ones (only difference is slight color variance and name). The first Swann one was only about half as loud as my GE ones; however, others in the pack were equally as loud as the old ones. Later I replaced the batteries in the first one then it, too, was as loud as the rest. Doubling the alarms per window, one on each side, makes a very loud noise when the window is opened. The switch for these alarms is inside the battery compartment and not on the outside like some other models where it's easier to disable. That said, shutting the window silences the alarm, but, hopefully, if someone tries to enter through the window, the noise will scare him (or her) off or at least awaken the dog and us.\",\n \"Product: Model: Gas-1\\nHeight: 8\\nDiameter (Bottom of Can): 2.5\\n8oz (227g) per Canister\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality, fast shipping, and perfect for our camp stove\\n\\nReview: We do not go camping. My mother does not go camping. So, why do we each have a camp stove and multiple bottles of butane fuel? Because we both live in areas where the power goes out if it snows, if it rains, if a butterfly lands on the electric lines ... things like that. Mom uses her camp stove to heat water for coffee. I use mine to cook both during power outages and when preparing large meals and need the extra burner or want to keep something warm at the table. I've used these for years without problem. However, I do recommend that you remove the container from the stove when not in use. If the gas canister is engaged, the butane may leak out and you'll wind up with an empty cansiter when you think you have a full one.\",\n \"Product: The husband and wife comedy team of George Burns and Gracie Allen developed their popular routine over more than three decades of stage, radio, film and television. They were one of the best-known couples in Hollywood history. Burns left most of the laughs to Allen, who had a way of engaging in dialogues of "illogical logic" that left her verbal opponents dazed and confused and her audiences in stitches. Burns, entertainment's most nimble straight man, balanced Allen's scatterbrained antics. Their chemistry made The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show an instant hit when it moved from radio to television in 1950.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gracie was GREAT -- okay, George was good, too\\n\\nReview: This show originally aired when I was a baby. My grandparents used to talk about Gracie Allen but until the series aired on Antenna TV, I had never seen her. OMG, she was great. George Burns was a very lucky man. He's excellent, too, btw. The show may seem a bit dated at times but overall the jokes, gags, and situations are timeless. Their real son, Ronnie Burns, also starred in the show. Burns and Allen were television pioneers and used bits that some shows today use (e.g., George steps out of character periodically to address the audience directly or uses his television to spy on the rest of the cast). Good clean fun for the entire family and the quality of the discs was excellent.\",\n \"Product: The husband and wife comedy team of George Burns and Gracie Allen developed their popular routine over more than three decades of stage, radio, film and television. They were one of the best-known couples in Hollywood history. Burns left most of the laughs to Allen, who had a way of engaging in dialogues of "illogical logic" that left her verbal opponents dazed and confused and her audiences in stitches. Burns, entertainment's most nimble straight man, balanced Allen's scatterbrained antics. Their chemistry made The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show an instant hit when it moved from radio to television in 1950.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gracie was GREAT -- okay, George was good, too\\n\\nReview: This show originally aired when I was a baby. My grandparents used to talk about Gracie Allen but until the series aired on Antenna TV, I had never seen her. OMG, she was great. George Burns was a very lucky man. He's excellent, too, btw. The show may seem a bit dated at times but overall the jokes, gags, and situations are timeless. Their real son, Ronnie Burns, also starred in the show. Burns and Allen were television pioneers and used bits that some shows today use (e.g., George steps out of character periodically to address the audience directly or uses his television to spy on the rest of the cast). Good clean fun for the entire family and the quality of the discs was excellent.\",\n \"Product: In this new routine, Peggy Cappy demonstrates her signature yoga approach in a daily workout for people struggling with diabetes or pre-diabetes. Divided into 7 separate segments, the exercises can be done at home, all at once in just over an hour, or 1 segment at a time. A growing body of research suggests that yoga can be helpful for people living with diabetes and/or at risk for it, paired, paired, of course, with the right diet.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good video especially for those of us past a certain age\\n\\nReview: Years ago before I developed diabetes, I was in an accident and I live with metal holding my ankle together. This makes some exercises, like running, impossible to do without great pain and difficulty. I walk but that in itself wasn't enough. After my diabetes diagnosis, I started trying various exercise videos to help keep my glucose numbers down, and this DVD is one of the better videos. Ms. Cappy truly understands what it's like to be of a certain age, trying yoga for the first time, and dealing with type 2 diabetes. Pacing is good, volume is excellent, and movements are easy to understand. Give it a try. Hopefully, the rewards (better health and body) will be worth the price (which is already reasonable).\",\n \"Product: He gained fame in the late 70's with hits like I Wanna to Be Your Lover & Why You Want to Treat me So Bad?. His rise to stardom was gradual, but inevitable. His passion for music has allowed him to sell over 100 million albums worldwide. In 2004, he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Prince was one of the hardest working men in show business. This is the true story of how a boy from Minneapolis picked up a guitar and became a legend.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Misleading about content -- YouTube videos (e.g., Larry King, George Lopez tv interviews), not biography or anything new\\n\\nReview: The write up for this DVD seemed like it would be something found on Biography. It is not. I love Prince but the first half of this was the Larry King interview back in 1998, which I've seen before on YouTube. This part of the DVD is high quality. It is followed by an interview in a hotel/night club overseas (I forgot where and haven't checked to see if it's on YouTube). There he's asked questions by reporters (prior to 2012). That part is darkly lit with the hand-held camera drifting, shaking, and moving. This entire segment is heavily purple (ironic, not intentional), including the participants, the room -- everything except a contrasting yellow background light over the bar. The quality suffers as a result. He talks about a concert the night before, fashion, dreams, CDs selling in Europe as compared to the U.S. (bootlegging problems, freedom to create, for example), and God. Next was the tv interview with George Lopez, also on YouTube. Here the quality is not very good. It's blurry, almost grainy for the most part. Bad fade to black. Next, Nov. 1985, Prince's first interview (MTV) which is also on YouTube. Picture quality again is blurry more often than not. Sound/volume is inconsistent on this part. FIN. If I had known this, I would not have bought it.\\n\\nI gave it 3 stars because it was about Prince even though I had seen these interviews before with the exception of the hotel/night club interview. The picture and sound quality varies after the King interview. This is not a biography. It is prior interviews compiled on a DVD. Nothing new.\",\n \"Product: Resin glaze wax, 1 step cleaner & Polish restores oxidized vehicles like a paint job in a can, cleans shines & protects.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Generally, not for clear coat cars (do a test spot first)\\n\\nReview: TR-3 provides good protection for older cars without a clear coat finish and sewing machines but it is not good for clear coat. A few reviews on Amazon.com mention a red label across the cap stating that it's not for clear coat cars. The general recommendation on the warning label over the cap, which I saw at a local auto supply store, is that you should try it on a small section of a clear coat car to see if it works without damaging the finish. Otherwise, you may wish to use something else on clear coats. On sewing machines, like a Singer Treadle Model 27 or 66, if the decal still has a coating on it, avoid the decal because TR-3 could damage the decal. It works fine on the metal part of the machine but use it sparingly. It can be hard to take off even when doing a section at a time. Rub off, repeat -- several times.\",\n \"Product: The original Bullet Space Pen was conceived in July of 1948. Paul Fisher was soon machining a new pen design shaped from solid aluminum. It became the first Fisher ball point pen, the #400 Bullet Pen, is arguably the most popular pen of the twentieth century. This pen is now all brass with a Rainbow Titanium Nitride finish.When closed, the Bullet Space Pen is the perfect size to carry in your wallet, pocket, purse, car glove box, organizer or toolbox. When open it's a full sized, evenly balanced writing instrument. The patented ink cartridge was designed by Paul Fisher for NASA in the 1960's enabling it to write in temperatures from -30 to +250 degrees Fahrenheit, under water, in zero gravity, at any angle, even upside down.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If I had it to do over, I'd buy two (one as a gift and one for me) -- I love it\\n\\nReview: I bought this as a Christmas present for a friend. She'll love it. I like it so much that I considered keeping it for myself, but then I'd have to figure out something else for my friend and I couldn't think of a better present. That said, I may buy another one for me. It's about the length of the palm of my hand, smooth, beautiful coloring, and well-made. If you want to add a clip to it, Amazon.com has sellers who offer black, silver, and gold clips for about $5 each. First, I bought the black clip for it but it made both the pen and clip look cheap. So, I ordered a different clip. The gold clip made it look even more spectacular than it already looks. The silver clip may look okay, but I didn't order that and can't tell you for sure how it would look. The pen itself has warm and gold tones throughout. If you want to give someone a very classy gift, I highly recommend this pen.\",\n \"Product: 15 postcards tape-bound in a pad. Great travel companion for quick sketches in the field. 140lb. Cold Pressed, neutral ph. This item is manufactured in United States.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Will buy again/long-time user of Strathmore papers\\n\\nReview: Quality paper, holds ink and watercolor well. If I mail the cards, I prefer creating envelopes for them so the Post Office's equipment doesn't damage them. Great for creating unique place cards or miniature pictures. I've never used them in a printer so I can't tell you how well they'd hold up or if they'd leave residue (paper lint) behind in the printer itself which has been a problem when I used heavier (non-card stock) paper in my color laser printer. For hand-crafted art work, I think they are very good. Like most paper, it is possible to damage the surface by heavy scratching, but I have a light touch with pen and ink so scratching up the surface hasn't been a problem. Holds a wash well and doesn't warp unless I use too much water. Then I usually place a blank sheet of paper and a heavy book on it to flatten it back into shape while it dries.\",\n \"Product: The Panasonic Bluetooth Cordless Phone KX-TG7875S Link2Cell with Enhanced Noise Reduction & Digital Answering Machine adds power and range to a home office or small business office system. Link2Cell syncs up to two smartphones to easily make and take cell calls from 5 portable handsets. A message forwarding feature keeps you connected by sending recorded messages to your cell phone. Other smart features include talking Caller ID, noise reduction, USB cell phone charging port, the ability to block up to 250 numbers with Call Block, one-touch cell phone pairing, a crystal clear 1.8-inch white backlit handset display, 18 minutes of voicemail, an energy saver mode and 3,000 number phonebook transfer.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Lots of options, easy to use, loud enough to hear throughout an average-sized one-story house\\n\\nReview: Excellent quality. I can hear the ring tones!!!! My last phones (Tech) had average ring tones which were sometimes hard to hear. With these, not only can I hear the rings well, I can set them individually for ring tones, some of which are bells and some music -- I love Melody 10. I'm so looking forward to setting them all to Jingle Bells (Melody 5) soon. (Husband says, \\\"Nooooooo, well, maybe.\\\") I use these directly connected to my cable company's internet/telecom cable box and do not back feed them through my old landline set up although they could be used that way, too. One big service with these is the ability to block calls directly using the phone. My cable company and my former landline telephone company dropped the call block feature. Both still have call screening but that generally blocks calls from unknown/anonymous callers. Blocking specific calls is more useful, IMHO, and these phones do that without using its answering system, which I have turned off in favor of the cable company's phone answering service. To use the block feature, hit \\\"menu,\\\" then #217 and follow the screen directions. To change ring tones, \\\"menu\\\" then #161 and follow the prompts. If you buy the key finder device, use \\\"menu\\\" then #655. This phone system came with a better-than-average instruction booklet, too. Highly recommend it.\",\n \"Product: Laxatone is a laxative and hair ball remedy. This product is used as a laxative in dogs and cats. It is used as a hair ball remedy in cats. Dosages for dogs and cats are given on the label.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Different package, seems to be same product I've used in past\\n\\nReview: New packaging but it smells like the old product which one of my cats used to devour. Now he's older and more picky but he did try it. Laxatone helps settle his stomach and it does help him pass some of the fur he ingests during his weekly full body bath. The girl cats either like it a lot or consider it a great insult that they need anything to aid their digestion. For older cats, even those cats who disagree, I think this product helps to cut down on fur ball production and eruption. A little bit goes a long way although I wouldn't use it on my cat who has IBS or any cat with similar chronic issues without consulting my vet first.\",\n \"Product: Petmate Le Bistro Single Pet Food Mat, Gray, Large\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Keeps food dishes in place and helps keep the area cleaner\\n\\nReview: Heavy duty. Grooves tend to keep cat food from travelling across the floor unless you have a cat like we have who thinks all food is \\\"take out.\\\" (He takes it out of the bowl and carries it elsewhere so he doesn't have to share with his sisters or the dog.) Easy to clean, especially if you have a sink sprayer to rinse out the grooves. Doesn't slip or slide and holds food dishes in place. I bought four, one for each feeding area (2 on the counter and 2 on the floor). Before I bought these, our rather large dog would pull his feeding dish halfway across the kitchen to keep it from the cats so he could eat in peace. Now this mat makes it harder for him to pull the dish onto the floor; as a result, my kitchen floor stays cleaner longer even though our very patient dog isn't fond of furry critters stealing his food while he's trying to eat it.\",\n \"Product: Petmate Le Bistro Single Pet Food Mat, Gray, Large\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Keeps food dishes in place and helps keep the area cleaner\\n\\nReview: Heavy duty. Grooves tend to keep cat food from travelling across the floor unless you have a cat like we have who thinks all food is \\\"take out.\\\" (He takes it out of the bowl and carries it elsewhere so he doesn't have to share with his sisters or the dog.) Easy to clean, especially if you have a sink sprayer to rinse out the grooves. Doesn't slip or slide and holds food dishes in place. I bought four, one for each feeding area (2 on the counter and 2 on the floor). Before I bought these, our rather large dog would pull his feeding dish halfway across the kitchen to keep it from the cats so he could eat in peace. Now this mat makes it harder for him to pull the dish onto the floor; as a result, my kitchen floor stays cleaner longer even though our very patient dog isn't fond of furry critters stealing his food while he's trying to eat it.\",\n \"Product: OurPets Cosmic Catnip has been grown to achieve the strongest, most aromatic catnip ever produced! The irresistible aroma in OurPets Cosmic Catnip will bring forth the fun and frolic in your favorite feline! OurPets Cosmic Catnip is a 100% natural herb that encourages a harmless, playful reaction in most cats. Sprinkle it on scratchers to make them more appealing and deter damage to furniture. Store your cats favorite toys in a bag of catnip to spice them up and make playtime intoxicating. Or, just give the lose catnip to your cat and watch the fun unfurl!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cats Gone Wild for Cosmic Catnip\\n\\nReview: It's hard to find Cosmic Catnip in the 4 oz. jar or tub. My cats open the tubs after much kicking, clawing, and biting but the plastic jar has so far defeated them. A few of my furry buddies couldn't care less about The 'Nip but the ones who do find Cosmic Catnip to be purrfect. Just a little bit goes a long way. I prefer sprinkling a little bit in a box. My cats prefer I dump the container on the floor, the heck with the box and that \\\"little bit\\\" nonsense. So, if your cat is into The 'Nip, I highly recommend this product. Just hide the container if you want it to last more than one day.\",\n \"Product: The PetSafe Drinkwell Replacement Foam Pre-Filters trap any large debris and hair in the water, before they reach the pump, providing cleaner water to your pet. These foam filters help keep the pump cleaner in between cleanings and maintain the fountain's flow rate. These filters are sold in a 2-Pack and are compatible with the PetSafe Drinkwell Avalon, Pagoda, Sedona and Stainless Multi-Pet Fountains.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Replaces the original foam filter perfectly\\n\\nReview: These are somewhat fragile but so is the original. While cleaning the unit which I do daily, my original one disappeared. Later I found it in 3 pieces scattered across the house but, fortunately, all of it was found. Next time I'll keep a better eye on it when I'm cleaning the unit. Please don't let pets or children play with these because pieces could be easily ingested which may require a trip to the ER. The material is similar to rough plastic scrubbies or sponges although it's not as dense. That said, this product replaces the original one exactly. Buy one to use and hide the other one. The manufacturer recommends replacing these every 2 to 4 weeks. I rinse mine well every cleaning but it never looks dirty although the manufacturer cited pet slobber as the reason to replace these often. The unit uses this filter and a second charcoal filter. Some of my cats like it, some don't. My dog has no use for it so we keep it on our cats' food table. We think it reminds him of taking a bath.\",\n \"Product: Effortlessly achieve convenience and affluence equivalent to built-in guide lighting with Mr. Beams' MB726 set of six motion-sensing LED nightlights. Ideal for stairways, bathrooms, kids' bedrooms, nurseries, and even in a boat or recreational vehicle, the units offer safety and sure footing without the obstacles of hardwiring and electrical demands. The lights' super-bright LED bulbs last up to 50,000 hours--which means years of energy-efficient, cost-effective illumination--and they operate on four AA batteries per light (not included) that last for approximately one year under normal use. Uniquely designed to activate when sensing motion up to 9 feet away, the lights remain on as needed before shutting off automatically after 30 seconds of no motion being detected, making them ideal for navigating the way to the bathroom or kitchen in the middle of the night. Furthermore, they only activate automatically when detecting darkness to conserve battery power during daylight hours. Sleek and stylish with a weatherproof design for indoor and outdoor use, the nightlights come with both tape and screws/mounting anchors for simple, custom-fit installation. Each light measures 1.2 inches long by 3.75 inches wide by 3.25 inches tall and comes in neutral white for easy integration into surrounding decor.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works well, good value\\n\\nReview: As we've gotten older, we find that we trip over or bump into things more, especially at night. We put one of these in or near each room so we no longer need to search for the light switch. Great during power outages. They detect motion and emit very bright lights. I've bought others that look a little nicer but cost at least twice this price, eat batteries, and work about the same. Easy to install. There's a plastic \\\"plate\\\" with 2 pegs that can be screwed into the wall and the device slipped down over the pegs. After my husband broke one of the pegs on the plate, he just used the plate to align the screws for the wall and placed the device directly on the wall over the screws. The device is triggered by motion when the room is dark and shuts off on its own after motion is no longer detected or another light source is used. I highly recommend this product to Seniors Citizens like myself and for parents with young children.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":22,"string":"22"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1382,"string":"1,382"}}},{"rowIdx":1383,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"APN6DO7VHDLTN"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"3.0\" for a product with description \"Out of print in the U.S.!\". The summary of the review text is \"Jackson branches out, not for the better\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In 1982, Jackson Browne struck gold with the irresistable big hit \"Somebody's Baby\", from the \"Fast Times at Ridgemont High\" soundtrack--written by Jackson & Danny Kortchmar, the tune is what they call pure pop, which was unusual for him, yet it was easy to get carried away by its infectiousness. This 1983 album, \"Lawyers In Love\", is, in some ways, a continuation of this direction, but actually it's much more than that. It also sees Jackson painfully branching out into slightly grating, commercialized corporate rock/ arena rock territory, & in the end the album does not yield consistently satisfying results--compared to much of his other work, this album utterly pales in comparison. For instance, the title track is a good example of the distressing move toward arena rock--with that vocal melody, the surf-style guitars, & the satire-laden lyrics, it manages to totally scream early '80s MTV all over. Furthermore, it sounds like it was mainly written to provide a backdrop for a kooky MTV video clip--it's kind of hard to believe it was written alone by Jackson (as were all but 2 of the songs on the album). Then there's the tune \"Downtown\". Lyrically it recalls \"Boulevard\", but more than that, it's so blatantly modelled after Petula Clark's \"Downtown\", it'll drive you crazy. Check out at 2:52 of the track--it sounds like he's flat out breaking into the actual Petula Clark tune. I have no problem with an artist letting their hair down, but the tunes are fairly weak & contrived--he just didn't manage to pull it off. \"Knock On Any Door\" strongly recalls \"Somebody's Baby\" (it's also reminiscent of the Pretenders' \"Brass In Pocket\") & unsurprisingly, was also partly written by Danny Kortchmar, & it's okay, but way too repetitive & not even close to as good. Another weak track is the arena rocker (again) \"For A Rocker\"--Jackson's way out of his element here, & the tune is a dud in any case, & again, the fact that it's a Jackson Browne solo composition is disheartening, demonstrating that he was, to a painful extent, on the wrong track and/ or artistically exhausted. None of these aforementioned tunes are so bad that they're unlistenable--certainly some of Jackson's lyrical craftiness is on display--but the efforts are largely wasted. The relative abundance of corny (and early 80s-sounding, of course) synths doesn't help. The absolute low point is the sluggish, tedious, & dull \"Say It Isn't True\" (additionally marred by an annoying spoken part). Once you're past all of these tracks, you're left with a few really strong tracks. \"On The Day\" is a lively minor-keyed rocker that drops the synths in favor of real organ. \"Cut It Away\" is absolutely brilliant--like \"Boulevard\" before it, the song shows Jackson can rock out with a vengeance--it's a cathartic tune of romantic desperation that brings back the \"hold out\" undercurrent theme of his previous album & features a passionate, exciting vocal from Jackson. This tune, as well as the album's one other great track, the feel-good, catchy \"Tender Is The Night\", have a bit of a reggae flavor that would become increasingly prominent on isolated tracks (\"Till I Go Down\", \"When The Stone Begins To Turn\", etc) on following albums. Interestingly, I believe this album was mostly, if not entirely, recorded outdoors--the credits inform us that it was recorded in Downtown Los Angeles, & you can catch a glimpse of this on the Jackson Browne \"Going Home\" DVD. I think it's quite clear that with this album Jackson really wanted to rock with a capital 'R', & although \"Cut It Away\" proves he can do so with total success, the arena rock trap that he fell quite deeply into is a disappointment, & unfortunately this direction would continue with his subsequent album as well. Overall, \"Lawyers In Love\" is a very disappointing album that's often misguided, & suggests that Jackson's well had run quite dry for the moment. Considering, however, how strongly he would bounce back later, it's easy to forgive him. Certainly it's a bad place to start for someone wanting to understand the magic Jackson was/ is capable of, but it's still not a total washout, & if you don't have too hard of feelings about all the mainstream, commercialized rock of its era, you might be able to forgive it even more, but definitely proceed with caution."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"In 1982, Jackson Browne struck gold with the irresistable big hit \"Somebody's Baby\", from the \"Fast Times at Ridgemont High\" soundtrack--written by Jackson & Danny Kortchmar, the tune is what they call pure pop, which was unusual for him, yet it was easy to get carried away by its infectiousness. This 1983 album, \"Lawyers In Love\", is, in some ways, a continuation of this direction, but actually it's much more than that. It also sees Jackson painfully branching out into slightly grating, commercialized corporate rock/ arena rock territory, & in the end the album does not yield consistently satisfying results--compared to much of his other work, this album utterly pales in comparison. For instance, the title track is a good example of the distressing move toward arena rock--with that vocal melody, the surf-style guitars, & the satire-laden lyrics, it manages to totally scream early '80s MTV all over. Furthermore, it sounds like it was mainly written to provide a backdrop for a kooky MTV video clip--it's kind of hard to believe it was written alone by Jackson (as were all but 2 of the songs on the album). Then there's the tune \"Downtown\". Lyrically it recalls \"Boulevard\", but more than that, it's so blatantly modelled after Petula Clark's \"Downtown\", it'll drive you crazy. Check out at 2:52 of the track--it sounds like he's flat out breaking into the actual Petula Clark tune. I have no problem with an artist letting their hair down, but the tunes are fairly weak & contrived--he just didn't manage to pull it off. \"Knock On Any Door\" strongly recalls \"Somebody's Baby\" (it's also reminiscent of the Pretenders' \"Brass In Pocket\") & unsurprisingly, was also partly written by Danny Kortchmar, & it's okay, but way too repetitive & not even close to as good. Another weak track is the arena rocker (again) \"For A Rocker\"--Jackson's way out of his element here, & the tune is a dud in any case, & again, the fact that it's a Jackson Browne solo composition is disheartening, demonstrating that he was, to a painful extent, on the wrong track and/ or artistically exhausted. None of these aforementioned tunes are so bad that they're unlistenable--certainly some of Jackson's lyrical craftiness is on display--but the efforts are largely wasted. The relative abundance of corny (and early 80s-sounding, of course) synths doesn't help. The absolute low point is the sluggish, tedious, & dull \"Say It Isn't True\" (additionally marred by an annoying spoken part). Once you're past all of these tracks, you're left with a few really strong tracks. \"On The Day\" is a lively minor-keyed rocker that drops the synths in favor of real organ. \"Cut It Away\" is absolutely brilliant--like \"Boulevard\" before it, the song shows Jackson can rock out with a vengeance--it's a cathartic tune of romantic desperation that brings back the \"hold out\" undercurrent theme of his previous album & features a passionate, exciting vocal from Jackson. This tune, as well as the album's one other great track, the feel-good, catchy \"Tender Is The Night\", have a bit of a reggae flavor that would become increasingly prominent on isolated tracks (\"Till I Go Down\", \"When The Stone Begins To Turn\", etc) on following albums. Interestingly, I believe this album was mostly, if not entirely, recorded outdoors--the credits inform us that it was recorded in Downtown Los Angeles, & you can catch a glimpse of this on the Jackson Browne \"Going Home\" DVD. I think it's quite clear that with this album Jackson really wanted to rock with a capital 'R', & although \"Cut It Away\" proves he can do so with total success, the arena rock trap that he fell quite deeply into is a disappointment, & unfortunately this direction would continue with his subsequent album as well. Overall, \"Lawyers In Love\" is a very disappointing album that's often misguided, & suggests that Jackson's well had run quite dry for the moment. Considering, however, how strongly he would bounce back later, it's easy to forgive him. Certainly it's a bad place to start for someone wanting to understand the magic Jackson was/ is capable of, but it's still not a total washout, & if you don't have too hard of feelings about all the mainstream, commercialized rock of its era, you might be able to forgive it even more, but definitely proceed with caution."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: \"Four superb young actresses\" (Newsweek)including two-time Oscar(r) winner* Jodie Fostershine in this \"intimate, astonishing and powerful\" (Los Angeles Times) film from director Adrian Lyne (Unfaithful) and screenwriter Gerald Ayres (Rich and Famous) that'll take you on a rock 'n' roll filled trip through the fast lane of teenage life in the San FernandoValley. Jeanie (Foster) has a lot to cope with. Her mom (Sally Kellerman) is divorced and desperate, her friends abuse drugs, and she has to deal with immature boys and \"boring\" North Hollywood High. Luckily, she's got rebel gal pals to party with till she drops! But when her best friend Annie (Cherie Currie) runs away from her abusive father, Jeanie has to grow up fast or lose her friendforever.*1991: Actress, The Silence of the Lambs; 1988: Actress, The Accused\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: a 'difficult' movie; unfortunately, it ain't very good either\n\nReview: It's always a shame to see a really talented actor/ actress star in a dud of a movie, but that's exactly what happened to Jodie Foster with 1979's \"Foxes\". Directed by Adrian Lyne, who would later go on to direct the notorious \"Fatal Attraction\", \"Foxes\" is a cheap, lame-brained attempt at a gritty look into the dark side of teenage life. The movie suffers from a painful lack of character development and goes in a seemingly incoherent fashion from one scene to another, making it hard to stay focused. The movie isn't a TOTAL waste--a few dramatic scenes do at least catch your attention; and Jodie Foster, still under 18 when this was filmed, has a real charisma about her despite the fact that she isn't given much to work with. Plus, that piano melody of Donna Summer's \"On The Radio\" which crops up throughout adds a nice melancholy feel. Overall though, \"Foxes\" really is pretty lousy and can't be given much of a recommendation.","Product: sottotitolato in italiano.un uomo, rimasto vedovo della moglie suicida, si aggira per parigi in preda a una irrefrenabile malinconia, dovuta, oltre che alla perdita della sua compagna, a un passato confuso e alla perdita della giovinezza. l'incontro con una giovanissima ragazza borghese e il loro fulmineo rapporto sessuale cambiera' la vita di entrambi. ma l'uomo sembra imprigionato in una sorta di ossessione erotica, che solo in un primo tempo e' condivisa dalla giovane. quando scemera' l'interesse della ragazza per quel rapporto senza futuro, questa uccidera' il suo amante. film discusso ma non discutibile, ultimo tango a parigi reca l'impronta di quello che puo' essere considerato il vero autore del film: marlon brando. bertolucci non sara' mai piu' cosi' sincero e ossequiente con la storia che racconta. a supporto di questa tesi resta il fatto che quando brando e' assente il regista cerca di reimpadronirsi della storia con uno stile \"truffaut\" fastidioso e ingiustificabile. la presenza di jean-pierre le'aud e' in tal senso indicativa. il solo modo di non essere travolto da brando era quello di mettersi al servizio delle studiate improvvisazioni del geniale attore. e bertolucci lo ha fatto, sia pure con qualche sofferenza. il risultato e' un film ibrido ma entusiasmante. quando il film fu distribuito era gia' stato preceduto dalle cronache scandalistiche, che avevano speculato su alcune sequenze di grande impatto erotico, per allora. in seguito abbiamo visto ben altro. e in quelli che si possono considerare anni contraddittori e che vengono denominati secondo i casi, anni di piombo, di restaurazione e altre definizioni pseudo storico-sociali, il film venne ritirato e i negativi distrutti; tutto con un furore da inquisizione. per fortuna si salvo' qualche copia, e ora il film viene venduto e svenduto anche nei supermarket, assieme alla nutella. e il furore scatenat\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: an infuriatingly tedious film that drags on... and on... and on...\n\nReview: As of 2006, \"Last Tango In Paris\" should be left to the dustbin of history. Even if you're a total Brando fanatic, you shouldn't have to subject yourself to this torturously slow film, which has no discernable point outside of its supposed shock value elements, which are only shocking because they're so tastelessly crass and boring, making the film utterly dated. Brando's character in the film feels miserable throughout, and I think I felt at least twice as miserable while watching. Even more annoying though are the laughably unconvincing scenes between Maria Schneider and Jean-Pierre Laud, the latter of whom turns in an utter ham act. After sludging through the first hour of this film, which drags on listlessly and at a snail's pace, you find that you just don't give a damn anymore what happens. Although I can't exactly give Brando a thumbs up for taking on this role, I place the blame for this atrocity squarely on Bernardo Bertolucci, who directed and co-wrote the screenplay--having seen a bit of Bertolucci's other work as well, it seems that this guy should have his filmmaking license revoked. About the best that can be said is that the picture quality of the film really is stunning, but even that ends up not being an advantage because it just makes the whole thing seem even more annoyingly 'arty' and pretentious. \"Last Tango In Paris\" is a life-draining movie-watching experience that can't be recommended, period.","Product: A fast-paced comedy about an innocent Oklahoma farm boy who courts a wealthy socialite, even though she is engaged to be married. He'll do anything to prove that he isn't just \"foolin' around.\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: solidly enjoyable--a feel-good movie if there ever was one\n\nReview: This 1979 movie, \"Foolin' Around\", is definitely a feel-good romantic comedy, and it's got a lot going for it. This is certainly not the most realistic movie you're ever going to see--often, it's downright outrageous in a very cartoonish sort of way--but it's often hilarious, and also, it has its moments of smile-inducing tenderness. The pairing of Gary Busey and Annette O'Toole is uncanny--both of them are undeniably charming and they deliver uniquely down-to-earth performances. Eddie Albert also does a great job as the veteran president of a construction company and has a wonderfully dramatic and surprisingly suspenseful 'coming-of-age'-type scene with Busey 50 stories up. With its blend of poignancy and over-the-top humor, \"Foolin' Around\" makes for a highly entertaining movie that's a pleasure to see. Also of note, Seals & Crofts contribute 2 tunes to the soundtrack which I'm quite sure were both written specifically for the movie (they aren't on any S & C album): the solid, easy-going, country-flavored title track (which sounds a lot like the Eagles' \"Peaceful Easy Feeling\"); and the decent ballad \"These Moments Never Live Again\".","Product: Wall Street\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: powerful tale zeroing in on greed and backstabbing in the world of business\n\nReview: Michael Douglas delivers a dynamite performance here as the ultra-rich, heartless, stop-at-nothing stock broker Gordon Gekko. Perhaps at the time people thought the Gekko role wasn't suited for Douglas, but in retrospect, it seems like a role that couldn't be more up his alley, and he really goes to town with it.\n\nCharlie Sheen does an excellent job as well playing the role of Bud Fox, a younger stock broker who finds himself drawn like a magnet to Gekko's world... ...at least for a while. Bud Fox's dad Carl is played by Charlie's real-life dad Martin Sheen, and the conflict of interests that occur between Gekko, his British rival Sir Larry Wildman (played by Terence Stamp), and the two Foxs, provide the movie with a healthy amount of edge-of-your-seat drama. Daryl Hannah's character is rather secondary, kind of like window dressing, but it works well in that respect and she does get the job done.\n\nInterestingly, the ending of \"Wall Street\" has something of an \"evil will prevail\" vibe to it which is an unsettling, but chillingly effective way of wrapping up this supremely entertaining 1987 movie.","Product: Wall Street\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: powerful tale zeroing in on greed and backstabbing in the world of business\n\nReview: Michael Douglas delivers a dynamite performance here as the ultra-rich, heartless, stop-at-nothing stock broker Gordon Gekko. Perhaps at the time people thought the Gekko role wasn't suited for Douglas, but in retrospect, it seems like a role that couldn't be more up his alley, and he really goes to town with it.\n\nCharlie Sheen does an excellent job as well playing the role of Bud Fox, a younger stock broker who finds himself drawn like a magnet to Gekko's world... ...at least for a while. Bud Fox's dad Carl is played by Charlie's real-life dad Martin Sheen, and the conflict of interests that occur between Gekko, his British rival Sir Larry Wildman (played by Terence Stamp), and the two Foxs, provide the movie with a healthy amount of edge-of-your-seat drama. Daryl Hannah's character is rather secondary, kind of like window dressing, but it works well in that respect and she does get the job done.\n\nInterestingly, the ending of \"Wall Street\" has something of an \"evil will prevail\" vibe to it which is an unsettling, but chillingly effective way of wrapping up this supremely entertaining 1987 movie.","Product: Track Listing\n1. Rebel Yell\n2. Daytime Drama\n3. Eyes Without A Face\n4. Blue Highway\n5. Flesh For Fantasy\n6. Catch My Fall\n7. Crank Call\n8. Stand In The Shadows, (Do Not)\n9. Dead Next Door, The\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: generally well-written, sometimes devastatingly rockin', but often overproduced\n\nReview: This second Billy Idol album, 1983's \"Rebel Yell\", finds his guitar wizard sideman Steve Stevens taking an increasingly prominent role in the proceedings. Stevens only got a couple co-writes on the debut; here, all of the original album's tracks were written by Idol & Stevens apart from a lone Idol solo composition (\"Catch My Fall\").\n\nStevens is one those guys that they reserve the term 'guitar hero' for. Yes, he's extremely flashy, with a penchant for outer space sound effects. But what's even more striking is his versatility and his knack for blurring the lines between lead & rhythm guitar--just look at his shimmering guitarwork on the verses of the irresistibly funky and lustful \"Flesh For Fantasy\".\n\nThe album sets an incredibly high standard for itself right off the bat. The uptempo minor-keyed title track is spellbinding--the chorus is raging; Idol does his trademark alterations between a baritone croon and blood-curdling screams; Stevens riffs away frenetically; and the chimey synths don't water the song down at all, in fact they help make it even edgier. The part where all the instruments fall out except for the drums, then it slowly builds all the way back up, with Stevens' chilling, atmospheric guitarwork--that's rock & roll nirvana.\n\nThe moody \"Daytime Drama\" does a great job of keeping things intense while also shifting gears--it mellows things out a bit, yet still rocks, with an infectious bass line doubled on keyboards and later played on electric guitar. It kinda craps out at the end, unwisely modulating to a major key, but still a heck of a good track overall.\n\n\"Eyes Without A Face\" is where the overproduction trap starts to really rear its head--primarily a ballad, it's quite pretty actually, with really nice chord changes, but it gets carried away with distracting electronic percussion; plus the 'rocking' mid-section feels underwritten and out of place. The watery synths on the chorus of \"Blue Highway\" give a distressing mid-'80s corporate rock feel to a song that already sounds pretty generic in the first place. \"Catch My Fall\" is also arranged unflatteringly, with bland synthesizer, saxophone, and drowned-out rhythm guitars. And the original album's last track, \"The Dead Next Door\", is a dreary, tedious mood piece.\n\nStill, the snappy uptempo rocker \"(Do Not) Stand In The Shadows\", with a neatly textured intro, is a definite keeper. And the mid-tempo rocker \"Crank Call\" is amusing.\n\nAs for this 1999 \"expanded edition\", the 5 bonus tracks add a lot of interest to the proceedings. The 'original demo' version of \"Catch My Fall\" is much better than the album version, bringing out its true potential--it loses the dull keyboards and saxophone and brings out the rhythm guitars which give it a '50s rockabilly feel. The 'original demo' of \"Blue Highway\", despite being the rather low fidelity, is also preferrable due to the absence of the annoying synths on the chorus. The 'session take' of the title track certainly isn't as powerful as the album version, but still, it's welcome to hear it in a relatively stripped-down form, plus the lyrics are a bit different, as is the arrangement which hadn't been perfected yet. And the 'session take' of \"Flesh For Fantasy\" is MUCH different than the album version; again, it's not as good, feeling rather disjointed, with much of the mid-tempo funkiness gone in favor of an uptempo rock feel, plus a different chorus, but it does spotlight Stevens' ringing guitar work which is a real pleasure to hear.\n\nOn the downside, the remastering on this 1999 reissue strikes me as being somewhat poor. I mean, if you've got an equalizer on your stereo, you can kinda even things out and you really won't have a problem. But the sound is kind of muffled, and compared to the 'leaping out of the speakers' sound of the 2002 reissue of Idol's self-titled debut, the difference is striking.\n\nSo, all in all, despite the frustrations, this is a highly worthwhile disc.","Product: All our books are brand new. We ship worldwide\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a very good, very underrated Stones album\n\nReview: I snapped up 1986's \"Dirty Work\" because I'd taken a real liking to 1989's \"Steel Wheels\", so I thought I'd kinda work my way backwards. And after seeing so many harsh reviews from fans, I was admittedly curious as to how bad it could possibly be.\n\nListening to this, I thought back on the numerous negative reviews I'd seen for it, and was asking myself, \"What the hell's so bad about it?\" Apart from a couple songs--\"Winning Ugly\" and \"Back To Zero\" in particular--it doesn't sound partcularly 'mid-'80s-ish at all--it just sounds like a well-produced rock & roll album. And the tunes are CATCHY--\"One Hit (To The Body)\", the mind-blowing raging rant \"Hold Back\" (with Jagger totally singing his head off), and the highly amusing title track are all infectious and kickass, and their cover of \"Harlem Shuffle\" really grooves. \"Fight\" and the horn-spiked \"Winning Ugly\" are solidly enjoyable as well. The Keith Richards reggae spotlight \"Too Rude\" is catchy too--it's rather sloppily executed, but amusingly so.\n\nSurprisingly, the boogying \"Had It With You\", which I've often seen cited as a highlight, is actually quite weak, sounding frustratingly dull and brittle, despite the venomous lyrics.\n\nI had a feeling \"Dirty Work\" would turn out to be better than its dubious reputation. I guess some fans prefer the Stones for their boring country songs and don't like it when they really ROCK?","Product: All our books are brand new. We ship worldwide\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: what the hell's so bad about it?\n\nReview: I snapped up 1986's \"Dirty Work\" because I'd taken a real liking to 1989's \"Steel Wheels\", so I thought I'd kinda work my way backwards. And after seeing so many harsh reviews from fans, I was admittedly curious as to how bad it could possibly be.\n\nListening to this, I thought back on the numerous negative reviews I'd seen for it, and was asking myself, \"What the hell's so bad about it?\" Apart from a couple songs--\"Winning Ugly\" and \"Back To Zero\" in particular--it doesn't sound partcularly 'mid-'80s-ish at all--it just sounds like a well-produced rock & roll album. And the tunes are CATCHY--\"One Hit (To The Body)\", the mind-blowing raging rant \"Hold Back\" (with Jagger totally singing his head off), and the highly amusing title track are all infectious and kickass, and their cover of \"Harlem Shuffle\" really grooves. \"Fight\" and the horn-spiked \"Winning Ugly\" are solidly enjoyable as well. The Keith Richards reggae spotlight \"Too Rude\" is catchy too--it's rather sloppily executed, but amusingly so.\n\nSurprisingly, the boogying \"Had It With You\", which I've often seen cited as a highlight, is actually quite weak, sounding frustratingly dull and brittle, despite the venomous lyrics.\n\nI had a feeling \"Dirty Work\" would turn out to be better than its dubious reputation. I guess some fans prefer the Stones for their boring country songs and don't like it when they really ROCK?","Product: CD\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: kind of half-hearted, but still reasonably enjoyable\n\nReview: Peter Tork's first ever solo album (think he'll ever release another one?). I raised an eyebrow when I learned of the existence of this album, & it got me wondering, what the heck does it sound like? Well, there's nothing really awesome here, & it ain't exactly the most profound album you ever heard, but it's clear Peter had a lot of fun making it, & the resulting album does indeed offer a solid dose of fun. The somewhat dreamy, album-opening title track features Tork going all out vocally, which is kinda cool as if he couldn't care less about all the criticism he's taken (even from fans) about his singing. Matched with a decent melody, this isn't bad. Of the 11 tracks, 6 are written by Peter (\"Gettin' In\" originally showed up on the Monkees' \"Pool It\" in a different version, & \"MGB-GT\", I believe, was a b-side also dating from the \"Pool It\" era), & they are generally okay--\"Get What You Pay For\" & \"Miracle\" are catchy, energetic rockers; but \"Tender Is\" feels quite half-hearted. His brother Nick contributes a decent song with \"Pirates\", & \"Milkshake\" is another catchy tune (Micky Dolenz & Mike Nesmith make cameo appearances on it) with some, uh, \"interesting\" lyrics. Certainly there is some lameness here (for instance, on the re-tooling of the Monkees tune \"Take A Giant Step\"), and Peter's often shaky vocals also detract considerably from the overall experience.\n\nIn short, \"Stranger Things...\" is a respectably crafted and slickly produced album (the running time is roughly 35 minutes long). It's certainly not great, but for those certain big Monkees' fans, this is worth hearing, & it's reasonably enjoyable in its own right.","Product: Every hit from Godley, Creme, Gouldman and Stewart, British pop- meisters extraordinaire ! Includes I'm Not in Love; The Things We Do for Love; Rubber Bullets; Dreadlock Holiday; I'm Mandy Fly Me; People in Love; Art for Art's Sake; For You and I; Good Morning Judge 14 in all.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: lots of brilliant songs here, but a drastically incomplete picture of one of the best bands ever\n\nReview: Don't be fooled by the title of this single CD anthology: \"The Very Best of 10cc\"; frankly, the title alone is basically criminal. 10cc are one of the very best bands ever, and this disc isn't even close to a definitive collection of their work. Yes, I realize the selections on this disc are based on chart success, and there's no arguing that a majority of the tracks do belong on any collection claiming to truly offer the very best of 10cc. However, there are numerous gripes with this disc.\n\nThe original 10cc lineup formed in 1972 and consisted of Eric Stewart, Graham Gouldman, Kevin Godley, and Lol Creme. Godley & Creme left in 1976 to focus on their own work together, and their big mid-'80s hit \"Cry\" is added at the end of this disc. Apart from \"Cry\", none of the tracks here are from past 1978--10cc's 1980-1983 albums typically get the short end of the stick as if they're mere hiccups, which is outright sad. As innovative and fun as their first couple albums are, they're not exactly the most tear-jerking albums ever made--in sharp contrast to this, 10cc 'matured' a great deal over the years, culminating in 1983's appallingly overlooked \"Windows In The Jungle\" which is one of the best albums ever made by anyone. Another problems is that some of the tracks on this disc, although hits, don't rank among their best work--the musically bubblegummy \"Rubber Bullets\" is catchy, but dumb in an eyeroll-inducing way; the rocker \"Silly Love\" has grating electric guitar chords; and \"Life Is A Minestrone\" is pompous and repetitive.\n\nInstead of getting this disc, you're much better off getting the \"Ultimate Collection\" which is a 2 CD set that also has a 3rd 'bonus disc'. The first disc of the \"Ultimate Collection\" is nearly an exact copy of \"The Very Best of 10cc\"--all of the tracks here are also on that set. In addition, you get a terrific sampling of their '80s work as well a couple brilliant songs from their early '90s comeback.\n\nAll that said, you do get a pile of terrific songs here that demonstrate their songwriting prowess as well as their chameleon-like stylistic variety--there's simply no arguing with the inclusion of the ultra-catchy doo-wop tune \"Donna\"; the bouncy, super-fun, hook-filled \"The Dean And I\"; the brilliant, lyrically incisive pop-rocker \"The Wall Street Shuffle\"; the super-lush, otherwordly US hit \"I'm Not In Love\"; the witty, multi-part \"Art For Art's Sake\"; the infectious funk-rocker \"Good Morning Judge\"; the infectious reggae tune \"Dreadlock Holiday\"; a couple of lovely ballads with \"People In Love\" and \"For You and I\"; and the masterfully harmonized pop-rock confection and huge US hit \"The Things We Do For Love\".\n\n10cc don't receive anywhere near the accolades they deserve. Their body of work merits serious attention. Although I was impressed with 10cc from the start, it took me quite a while to realize the staggering depth of their brilliance, both as a band and in terms of the individual members, partly because of the out-of-print/ 'buried treasure' nature of a ton of their work. In a just world, songs like \"Yes I Am!\" (from \"Windows In The Jungle\") and \"Don't Turn Me Away\" (from 1981's \"Ten Out of 10\") would have been huge international hits. \"Don't Break The Promises\" (co-written by Paul McCartney) from the 1992 \"...Meanwhile\" album is one of the most heart-breakingly beautiful songs ever recorded. Even with \"I'm Not In Love\" being a ubiquitous hit, I don't think most people would think to put \"10cc\" and \"heart-breakingly beautiful\" together in the same sentence very often, demonstrating how misunderstood they remain. Godley & Creme, though at times excessive, were unstoppably imaginative and had brilliant composing talent. Graham Gouldman is one of the best songwriters ever, and Eric Stewart is one of the best vocalists ever and one of the top musical geniuses in history. Despite some flaws here and there, the \"Ultimate Collection\" is a great place to start with 10cc and a recommended alternative to this collection.","Product: In a career full of triumphs, this 1986 LP might have been the pinnacle for Winwood; it sold three million copies and gave him his first #1, the Grammy-winning Higher Love . It joins the infectious title tune; the hit Freedom Overspill; Split Decision , and more pop gems with guests Joe Walsh, James Taylor and others!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a really good 'chill out' album--catchy & fun\n\nReview: It's not at all hard to see why Steve Winwood's album \"Back in the High Life\", originally released in mid-1986, was considered a comeback. It had been close to 4 years since his previous album, 1982's \"Talking Back to the Night\"--that previous album had received a lukewarm commercial reception, & the one-man-band approach did not result in a great album. \"Back in the High Life\", on the other hand, was a commercial blockbuster, and more than that, it really did represent a musical rebirth of sorts for Winwood--he's got a load of other musicians on board this time, & the difference is huge--\"Back in the High Life\" is certainly well-produced , & it has lots of liveliness, something that \"Talking Back to the Night\" was painfully lacking. However, one big similarity to the previous album is that Winwood was still frequently co-writing with Will Jennings. 5 of the 8 songs here are Winwood/ Jennings compositions, & none of them are even close to bad, but the thing is, they tend to have a sugariness that detracts a bit from their enjoyment--\"Higher Love\", \"Take It As It Comes\", \"The Finer Things\", & \"Wake Me Up On Judgment Day\" are all fun, upbeat, catchy feel-good songs, but they all come up short of being truly transcendent (characteristically obnoxious 'trying-to-steal-the-show' vocals from Chaka Khan on \"Higher Love\" don't help); & the almost title track \"Back in the High Life Again\" is a nicely tuneful feel-good ballad that strongly recalls \"While You See A Chance\", but likewise, it's frustratingly hollow. However, as previously stated, none of those aforementioned tracks are bad, & you do get the stomping, ominous \"Freedom Overspill\" which is funky & infectious, with irresistible Hammond organ & slide guitar from Steve & Joe Walsh respectively; and the album closes with the moving ballad \"My Love's Leavin'\", which was written by Winwood & the late Vivian Stanshall. \"Split Decision\", written by Winwood & Walsh, has a nice moodiness to it, but it's a bit sluggish & has an annoying, overly repeated chorus. Overall, \"Back in the High Life\" is certainly a strong, solidly enjoyable album that's worth checking out--one on hand, there's not a single track here that's less than good, but it's just that it's frustratingly low on REALLY GREAT tracks. If the sugariness doesn't bother you though, you probably will indeed find this album to be a masterpiece.","Product: A classic album for any collection.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: partly a crass ripoff/ partly an entertaining document\n\nReview: The fact that this CD doesn't make it clear on the outside that these are not the original versions of the songs is a cruel move. However, if you want to hear the sound of Chuck in the latter half of the '60s, here you go. How DID he sound? Well, he had basically tuned a deaf ear to the musical innovations of the era, & never updated his songwriting at all, continuing to endlessly milk basic standard blues/ rock & roll chord progressions, so the differences end up being the reverb-heavy late '60s sound & the prominent electric keyboards, & that's about it. So, maybe it's best to think of this as a standard live album, if that helps make the re-recordings excusable in your mind. Certainly these versions won't make anyone forget the originals, & there are some hokey moments, however, some tracks features slightly altered lyrics, and there are some great guitar moments, so ultimately, this is an interesting document. Plus, the one new song, \"Club Nitty Gritty\" IS catchy & fun. Clearly a tossoff that Chuck cranked out, diehards will still find a certain value in it all.","Product: David Gilmour David Gilmour US CD album\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: DG's first solo album remastered--a treat for diehard fans\n\nReview: Originally released in 1978, David Gilmour's first solo album now appears here in excellently remastered form.\n\nThis 2006 reissue is a treat for diehard fans because many of the songs feature longer fade-outs than the original CD (and presumably the original LP as well). For instance, the superb \"No Way\" runs more than 30 seconds longer, and the extension of the track really feels right. \"Raise My Rent\" also gets a roughly 15-20 second extension, which maybe doesn't sound like a big deal on paper, but Gilmour really tears the roof off the sucker on this track, so letting the tape run a little longer is most welcome.\n\nAs for the album as a whole, it's pretty easy to see why some listeners would tag it as \"Pink Floyd lite\", but I think that gets to the core of its appeal--this is a really good album to put on for just plain chilling out.\n\nGilmour's blues influence really bubbles to the surface on many of the tracks here. Just take a look at the simple-but-irresistible bluesy riffs on \"Cry From The Street\" and \"No Way\", and his extended soloing on \"Raise My Rent\". Even the radio hit \"There's No Way Out Of Here\" has a swampy opening hook that sounds like its being played in unison by an electric guitar and a blues harmonica.\n\nThe moody, slide guitar-fortified \"No Way\" grooves along irresistibly, as does \"Cry From The Street\" with its crunchy rhythm guitar (the latter does have a ho-hum speeded-up fade, but it's quite brief). The instrumental \"Raise My Rent\" features a lush-sounding, arpegiatted electric guitar riff--again, simple but irresistible--and it serves as a canvas for Gilmour's superb soloing, plus the subtle electric piano and organ flesh out the sound to excellent effect. The harmony-fest \"Short And Sweet\" is another splendid track, with its catchy, droning guitar riffery.\n\nThe rest is generally enjoyable too even if it's underwhelming. The tender \"So Far Away\" is a pretty piano-based ballad, but somewhat lacking in focus. The album-opening instrumental \"Mihalis\" is nice enough, although it leans too far toward listless, generic Muzak for its own good. \"There's No Way Out Of Here\" is a good song, with Floyd-style female backing vocals, although it feels kind of routine and passionless. \"Deafinitely\", another instrumental, with a skittering \"Sheep\"-style rhythm, unfortunately overdoes its repetitive and gimmicky sound effects and ends up falling quite flat. The album-closer \"I Can't Breathe Anymore\" starts off nice, but it's ultimately underdeveloped and feels rushed through.\n\nSo, the album is disappointing on some level. Gilmour does seem to be coasting a bit here, and if he would have brought some more passion and focus to the proceedings (like he would do on his subsequent \"About Face\"), this maybe could have been a great album. Still though, it's a really good listen even as it is, and it's interesting to see how it contrasts to the Floyd albums that it's sandwiched in between (\"Animals\" and \"The Wall\").","Product: David Gilmour David Gilmour US CD album\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: maybe this IS \"Pink Floyd lite\", but it makes for some great chill out music\n\nReview: Released in 1978, David Gilmour's debut solo album is a generally low-key effort. It's pretty easy to see why some listeners would tag it as \"Pink Floyd lite\", but I think that gets to the core of the album's appeal--this is a really good album to put on for just plain chilling out.\n\nGilmour's blues influence really bubbles to the surface on many of the tracks here. Check out the simple-but-irresistible bluesy riffs on \"Cry From The Street\" and \"No Way\", or his extended soloing on \"Raise My Rent\" for proof. Even the radio hit \"There's No Way Out Of Here\" has a swampy opening hook that sounds like its being played in unison by an electric guitar and a blues harmonica.\n\nThe moody, slide guitar-fortified \"No Way\" grooves along irresistibly, as does \"Cry From The Street\" with its crunchy rhythm guitar (the latter does have a ho-hum speeded-up fade, but it's quite brief). The instrumental \"Raise My Rent\" features a lush-sounding, arpegiatted electric guitar riff--again, simple but irresistible--and it serves as a canvas for Gilmour's superb soloing, plus the subtle electric piano and organ flesh out the sound to excellent effect. The harmony-fest \"Short And Sweet\" is another splendid track, with its catchy, droning guitar riffery.\n\nThe rest is generally enjoyable too even if it's underwhelming. The tender \"So Far Away\" is a pretty piano-based ballad, but somewhat lacking in focus. The album-opening instrumental \"Mihalis\" is nice enough, although it leans too far toward listless, generic Muzak for its own good. \"There's No Way Out Of Here\" is a good song, with Floyd-style female backing vocals, although it feels kind of routine and passionless. \"Deafinitely\", another instrumental, with a skittering \"Sheep\"-style rhythm, unfortunately overdoes its repetitive and gimmicky sound effects and ends up falling quite flat. The album-closer \"I Can't Breathe Anymore\" starts off nice, but it's ultimately underdeveloped and feels rushed through.\n\nSo, the album is disappointing on some level. Gilmour does seem to be coasting a bit here, and if he would have brought some more passion and focus to the proceedings (like he would do on his subsequent \"About Face\"), this maybe could have been a great album. Still though, it's a really good listen even as it is, and it's interesting to see how it contrasts to the Floyd albums that it's sandwiched in between (\"Animals\" and \"The Wall\").","Product: Karla Bonoff - Karla Bonoff, Disc NM, Case NM, Format: Music CD, Columbia Records. Rock music CD release from Karla Bonoff with the album Karla Bonoff. Released on the label Columbia Records. Rock music CD. This hard to find pre-owned music CD is fully guaranteed.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a few sub-par tracks, but mostly a great debut from the wonderfully talented Karla Bonoff\n\nReview: Karla Bonoff, along with Kenny Edwards, Wendy Waldman, & Andrew Gold consisted of the group Bryndle who released their self-titled debut in 1995. However, this group, consisting of the exact same members, had already formed all the way back in the late '60s/ early '70s--they signed to A&M Records & recorded an album, and although I believe a single was released, the album, curiously, was never released. Waldman & Gold both contribute performances on this 1977 self-titled debut, as does Edwards who also produced the album. Although this album, which came out in or around September of '77, is largely excellent & never awful, it's not hard to see why cynical critics and cynical music listeners in general would have been rather straight-faced with it when you take some other facts into consideration. Linda Ronstadt's \"Hasten Down the Wind\" album came out in August of `76, so in other words, basically a year before this album appeared, & it featured 3 Bonoff songs--\"Someone To Lay Down Beside Me\", \"Lose Again\", & \"If He's Ever Near\"--all of which Bonoff does herself on here. Also, the song \"Home\" had been done by Bonnie Raitt on her \"Sweet Forgiveness\" album which had come out earlier in the same year that this did, & the song \"Isn't It Always Love\" had been done by an artist named Karen Alexander & was released on her 1975 album which was also titled \"Isn't It Always Love\" (it was released on Elektra/Asylum). Alexander wasn't really a singer-songwriter by definition, but she did sing & write all of her own material with \"Isn't It Always Love\" being the only exception I know of--also, Andrew Gold, of all people, appeared on Alexander's version, & I believe it was released as a single as well. So, that's 5 out of 10 songs from this album that had already been released quite recently on albums by other artists. Plus, although Karla's piano & vocal version of the tender \"Lose Again\" is terrific, it easily could have originally been the demo for the forceful, powerful full band version that had been unleashed on Ronstadt's album the year before. Certainly Bonoff had every right to do her own versions of her own songs, but it seems that quite a few people found this album overly redundant. Of the remaining 5 tracks on the album, two of them weren't written by Karla, & they`re both really bland--\"Faces In the Wind\" is a musically limp ballad, & \"Flying High\" is a dull, sugary coming-of-age tune. All the rest of the tracks on the album are Bonoff solo compositions, & a couple are good-but-not-great--the waltzing \"Home\" is a somewhat saccharine-y feel good tune (no wonder Bonnie Raitt recorded it), and the album closer \"Rose In My Garden\" is nice, but a little underdeveloped. Still, like I said, the album is largely excellent. Bonoff's version of \"Someone To Lay Down Beside Me\" does away with the intro portion that Ronstadt's version contains, but otherwise it's very similar, but it is ultimately superior--it has a brilliant, haunting piano riff, great Bonoff vocals, & is additionally punctuated by the brilliant, perfectly executed lead guitar work by Waddy Wachtel. The easy-riding \"I Can't Hold On\", a song about frustration with a boyfriend, is extremely catchy, as is the bouncy \"Isn't It Always Love\" which is about the `necessary evil' nature of love. \"Falling Star\" very much sounds like a blend of James Taylor, Jackson Browne, & Linda Ronstadt, & it's a wonderfully melodic, beautifully sung acoustic guitar-dominated ballad, & the wistful ballad \"If He's Ever Near\" is a gem as well--both of these songs, along with \"Lose Again\", put Karla's winningly intimate magic on full display. Lots of legendary musicians appear on the album including, in addition to the ones I already mentioned, Russell Kunkel, Leland Sklar, Greg Ladanyi, & Jai Winding, & even Linda Ronstadt herself appears on background vocals, as do Glenn Frey & J.D. Souther, resulting in an extremely well-performed album. You can get 7 of the 10 tracks from this album, including all of the must-haves, on Karla's 1999 compilation \"All My Life--The Best of Karla Bonoff\", so if you only want to have a couple CDs worth of Bonoff in your collection, skip this & go for the \"All My Life\" disc which also supplies you with a bunch of other gems from Karla's discography. However, definitely make sure you pick up her second album, 1979's \"Restless Nights\", which is terrific--stylistically and sonically, it's basically identical to this debut, but it's even better, so if you like this, you simply can't go wrong with it.","Product: A 1980 Top Five smash thanks to the huge hit Longer and 9 more immaculate soft rock jewels.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a flawed, but worthwhile album from an ambitious artist\n\nReview: Over the course of Dan Fogelberg's career, he has demonstrated that he is an extremely talented artist. He had a lot of capability and was quite ambitious, & he aimed high, & this resulted in a very mixed output, but there are many fantastic songs to be found. His 6th album (including the \"duet\" album with Tim Weisberg, \"Twin Sons of Different Mothers\"), \"Phoenix\", was released in November of 1979, & it's a strong introduction to his work--although his weaknesses are in evidence, they are far outweighed by his strengths. He handles all of the lead & background vocals on the album, all of the guitars (aside from \"Face the Fire\", which presumably features Joe Walsh on slide, though the credits don't flat out say so) & nearly all of the keyboards as well, & he wrote all the songs himself & also served as the primary producer--all that said, Fogelberg is running the show in a big way. Over the years he has displayed a taste for having brief (minute & a half or so) instrumental album openers, a tactic he got excellent mileage out of here with the outstanding \"Tullamore Dew\", featuring a haunting guitar melody which is punctuated by light, but very effective use of phasing, as well as atmospheric synthesizer & percussion. It also serves as a terrific prelude to the exciting, driving title track, with masterful, thick layers of guitar--lyrically, it's about breaking free from one's troubles, \"getting out there\", & being yourself, & despite their simplicity, he sings them passionately & convicingly. \"Gypsy Wind\" & \"The Last To Know\" are both nice, tuneful, somewhat country-fied ballads, although the former highlights him slipping into the annoying vocal inflections that at times get in the way (the way he sings the line \"It's only when you listen that you learn\" is a perfect example). (\"The Last To Know\", at 2:27, just after the guitar solo, is entirely reminiscent of the Doobie Brothers/ Carly Simon tune \"You Belong To Me\".) \"Face the Fire\" features very direct, angry lyrics regarding the fears/ dangers of nuclear energy, and the tune ends up being kind of a drag--it exhaustingly beats the simple, endlessly repeated riff into the ground, & the chorus feels badly forced, though the extended guitar soloing that ends the song is engaging. On the other hand, \"Wishing On The Moon\" is a solidly enjoyable, melodic mid-tempo rocker (the half-baked chorus leaves a bit to be desired though), & features a cool, riffy instrumental break. A pair of hit singles are placed side-by-side. I'm not going to say \"Longer\" is a sap-free ballad--it certainly isn't, but it's not EXCRUCIATINGLY sappy, & it's pretty, & also relatively stripped down (though there are a couple of slightly, yet gratingly, off-key notes in the harmony vocals). Even better though is the outstanding \"Heart Hotels\"--a lyrically clever song about romantic desperation, it starts out with bright, rich piano chords shaded with electric piano (played in unison), before morphing into an irresistibly bouncy song, additionally graced with an effective lyricon solo. However, \"Beggars Game\", is a solid example of Fogelberg aiming high & not being able to carry out his ambitions in a fully satisfying manner. It's a minor-keyed story song about a man who falls prey to a seductive woman--the guy expresses his realization that he's another \"fool\" to fall for her, but a blink of an eye later, the music swells & switches to a major key for what's supposedly the chorus (though it doesn`t feel like a chorus), & the \"chains fall free\"--then there's an instrumental break, after which Fogelberg, seemingly out of steam, goes back & repeats the first verse & the chorus again. It's painfully anti-climactic, & the verses are additionally marred by the annoyingly melodramatic vocals, despite the strong melody. He does end the album in fine fashion with the melodic ballad \"Along The Road\" (which reprises the \"Tullamore Dew\" sound, & features a refreshingly mellow vocal). In the end, the album really does strongly capture of essence of Dan Fogelberg, warts and all--the excellent tracks that are here, & the fact that the album is consistently strong overall, make it worth checking out, & it`s also a good place to start if you`re new to him/ curious about him.","Product: Toto ~ Toto\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: respectable first effort from the guys...\n\nReview: The formation of Toto was a logical idea from the beginning. Founding members David Paich and Jeff Porcaro had both worked as session musicians and played on a number of the same albums--they both played on Seals & Crofts' 1974 album \"Unborn Child\" before they were even 20 years old, a record that also featured original Toto bass guitarist David Hungate. Paich, Porcaro, and Hungate all played on Boz Scaggs' 1976 album \"Silk Degrees\" which has writing contributions from Paich on a majority of its tracks including the classic \"Lowdown\". Steve Lukather had begun to make a name for himself as a session guitarist in his own right by 1978, & vocalist Bobby Kimball had done sessions also. So, the formation of Toto allowed its members to make their own records in addition to contributing to the records of others. All that said, Toto obviously had no shortage of stellar musicianship, plus they were able to handle a variety of styles with ease.\n\nThere was another crucial key factor as well. David Paich was already an accomplished songwriter by the time Toto formed, and he dominated the songwriting on the first couple Toto albums--8 of the 10 tracks here are Paich solo compositions. That said, it seems clear that Toto was, at the beginning, largely Paich's baby and an outlet for his songwriting.\n\nToto's debut album is ultimately an uneven affair. There's a frustratingly high amount of pomposity here, as if the group was trying to compensate for a lack of strong material by mixing in exaggerated crescendos all over the place, generally to annoying effect--the relatively short album-opening instrumental \"Child's Anthem\" is a prime example. \"I'll Supply the Love\" has arena-ready (if overly slick) hooks, but it's underdeveloped and has a tacked on and overblown instrumental coda. Kimball's \"You Are The Flower\" has him delivering an overwrought vocal and has an annoyingly tuneless melody. \"Girl Goodbye\" repeats a simple riff excessively to headache-inducing effect and also suffers from its aimlessness. The main ballad portion of the album closer \"Angela\" is stately but dull.\n\nOn the more positive side of the coin... \"Georgy Porgy\" is an infectious R&B-flavored tune very reminiscent of Boz Scaggs with its flutes & Steve Lukather's vocals seemingly trying to imitate Scaggs somewhat--unfortunately, it's let down a little by the obnoxious Cheryl Lynn vocals toward the end. \"Manuela Run\" and \"Rockmaker\" are both rocked-up pop tunes with nice hooks, and the big hit \"Hold the Line\" is an undeniably catchy song that neatly mixes doo-wop with hard rock.\n\nThe best song though is Steve Porcaro's transcendent, wistful ballad \"Takin' It Back\", additionally graced by a really nice (though brief) acoustic guitar solo; again, it is marred a little by the annoying sudden musical \"pows\", but it's a minor complaint in this case. The reflectiveness and personal nature of \"Takin' It Back\", not to mention its sheer sincerity, is striking in the context of the album--it's perhaps a shame Steve didn't pursue a solo album during this period.\n\nOverall, QUITE a mixed bag of an album, but a respectable debut from the guys.","Product: Toto ~ Toto Iv\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: catchy stuff, but insubstantial and overly slick\n\nReview: \"Toto IV\" was a huge smash hit, but it's REALLY stretching it to call it a classic.\n\n\"Rosanna\" and \"Africa\" are two of the most ubiquitously-familiar songs of the '80s--they're certainly catchy, and David Paich's craftsmanship is impressive, plus it was wise to give at least portions of the lead vocals to Steve Lukather and Paich respectively.\n\nAlso, Steve Porcaro does get in one of his characteristically sincere-sounding reflective ballads with the enjoyable \"It's A Feeling\".\n\nBy and large though, the music is a case of style-over-substance, with obnoxiously-flashy synthesizer flourishes, lame-brained lyrics, and the ultra-slick, professional-yet-rote vocals of Bobby Kimball. The band does get a really good groove going on \"Waiting For Your Love\", but then Kimball's annoyingly insincere vocals come in and drag the song down. \"Make Believe\" brings back the doo-wop flavor of the first album's big hit \"Hold The Line\", but not as effectively. Lukather's \"I Won't Hold You Back\" is a reasonably tasteful ballad, but it's simply dull.\n\n\"Toto IV\" is proof positive that it takes more than just great chops to make a great album.","Product: Electric Light Orchest ~ Secret Messages\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a solid, well-produced collection\n\nReview: I've been getting back into ELO yet again, and beginning to appreciate Jeff Lynne's talent more than ever. Electric Light Orchestra's 1983 album \"Secret Messages\" strikes me as a solid, badly underrated album.\n\nJeff Lynne was onto something here, and although it was hardly without precedent, he really hit upon an in-your-face ear-candy production style that can be strongly detected in his subsequent production work with George Harrison and Tom Petty. Lynne hadn't entirely abandoned real orchestration here, although to a large extent he had. There are lots of synthesizers--he admits in the liner notes of this 2001 reissue of the album that he was after a more hi-tech sound, and the results are mostly impressive.\n\nHe also wrote a bunch of quality songs. The uptempo title track is a highly catchy harmony-fest with earthy and atmospheric electric guitar. The tempo-shifting \"Loser Gone Wild\" is a terrific track with an engagingly bluesy feel on the verses and an extremely catchy, richly harmonized chorus. \"Bluebird\" is a wistful and affecting, if slightly melodramatic, mid-tempo pop-rocker. The reflective \"Stranger\" is a supremely enjoyable ballad that sounds very similar to Al Stewart's \"Song On The Radio\". \"Take Me On and On\", with its ringing arpegiatted guitars and hushed moody feel, is sumptuous. \"Four Little Diamonds\" is a lot of fun, with masterfully executed chorus harmonies. Even \"Rock 'N' Roll Is King\" is hardly as lousy as I used to feel it was.\n\nI haven't changed my mind though about \"Letter From Spain\", which is a dull 'atmospheric' piece with that annoying repetition of \"lettah\" [sic] running throughout.\n\nIn the end, \"Secret Messages\" is a highly enjoyable piece of work with some true essential gems--very much worth discovering if you perhaps haven't heard it in many years. Make sure you get the bonus track fortified reissue though, because this older CD, for whatever reason, doesn't contain the song \"Time After Time\", and that's a noteworthy loss in my book.","Product: Wham ! ~ Fantastic\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: so catchy that you can't resist, regardless of the silliness\n\nReview: Wham!'s 1983 debut album \"Fantastic\" was released when George Michael was just 20 years old, & it demonstrates conclusively that he already had an incredible knack for writing and crafting catchy songs. George and his partner Andrew Ridgeley had a \"rebel\" image going at this time--admittedly, you'd have to be nuts to take all of the over-the-top \"tough guy\" posturing on here seriously (something that George Michael himself would be the first to admit), but at the same time, it sure does offer a load of amusement value, and when you add to this the huge hooks and crisp, high energy dance-pop performances (including Michael's enthusiastic vocals) on track after track, the result is an album that, for the most part, is so irresitibly fun it's almost beyond belief. The laugh-out-loud hilarious \"Young Guns (Go For It)\" and the hilariously anthemic \"Wham Rap (Enjoy What You Do)\" both put Michael's already excellent falsetto vocals on display, and despite a little bit of grating synth on the former & excessive repetitiveness on the latter, they're both massively catchy. \"Wham Rap\" is actually a comment on what Michael viewed as a general lack of aspirations/ hopefulness among English people; it's intended to be tongue-in-cheek, encouraging people to, as Michael put it, \"get off their asses\", & the track really hits the nail on the head. Also massively catchy are \"Bad Boys\" and \"Club Tropicana\", the latter of which is still uptempo, but mellower and without the posturing. Wham!'s obvious disco influence comes through on \"A Ray of Sunshine\" and \"Come On\"--both of which are really catchy--as well as a rather needless, but respectable cover of the Miracles' \"Love Machine\". Unfortunately, the album's one ballad, \"Nothing Looks the Same In the Light\", is quite a drag--musically, it's quite thin with a dull, minimal melody, and it's excessively dragged out--still though, it does have a certain contemplative quality and provides a bit of a hint of the excellent ballads Michael would subsequently deliver. Andrew Ridgeley has been tagged as having been Michael's \"silent parter\" in Wham!, but to be fair, Ridgeley is credited for co-writing \"Wham Rap\" and \"Club Tropicana\" with Michael, plus he played guitar on all but one track. Of course, George Michael evolved a lot in subsequent years--by all means, don't expect to find on \"Fantastic\" any of the kind of emotionally moving music you'll find on Michael solo records such as \"Older\". Still, if you've got a sense of humor and can appreciate the catchiness and craft, you'll realize this is a damn good album in its own right.","Product: [Note: This product is an authorized CD-R and is manufactured on demand]\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: very strong effort--has some of Dan's very best work\n\nReview: Not counting his 1982 \"Greatest Hits\" release which contained a couple new songs, \"Windows and Walls\" was Dan Fogelberg's first album since his 1981 double album \"The Innocent Age\". Fogelberg was clearly trying hard to make a 'Big Statement' with \"The Innocent Age\" which received a remarkable level of commercial success for a double album, hitting the Billboard top 10 and going platinum within its first four months of release, as well as yielding 4 considerably big hit singles. \"Windows and Walls\", a single LP originally released in January of 1984, did make it to #15 on the Billboard charts and went gold quickly, but it basically marked the end of Fogelberg's period of highest popularity, and it seems that it didn't receive even close to the kind of critical praise that \"The Innocent Age\" did.\n\nAll that said, some might suspect \"Windows and Walls\" to be something of a hiccup or a last gasp, especially considering the gap of well over 2 years between \"The Innocent Age\" and this album, but actually, \"Windows and Walls\" is a characteristically ambitious effort from Dan with several of the very best tracks he's ever done. Plus, I must admit that I really like how Fogelberg, a prominent `70s artist, is staying true to himself on this effort and not trying in the slightest to `update` his sound to fit in with the popular trends of the mid-'80s. This album VERY much sounds like it could have come out 5 years earlier than it did, and I mean that as a compliment.\n\nThe opening 4 song sequence (`side 1' in vinyl terms) is great--it shows you how good Fogelberg can be. \"The Language of Love\" is a catchy rocker with stop and start riffery that recalls AC/DC, and Dan's rough-edged vocal puts the lyrics over which are somewhat simple, but fun and right on the money. The atmospheric title track is a haunting, powerful cautionary tale about ageing--again, the lyrics are right on the money, almost frighteningly so. The splendidly tuneful \"The Loving Cup\", one of his 'romantic desperation' songs, kind of straddles the line between being a ballad and a rocker and has a really nice mid-song guitar solo; it's a very strong track overall, but it's a tad slight--for the third verse, instead of coming up with something new, he splices together the first two lines from the first verse with the last two lines from the second; and it's also marred a bit by the overdone outro which blatantly imitates \"While My Guitar Gently Weeps\" and has an annoying `pull the plug' ending. The `side-closer' \"Tucson, Arizona (Gazette)\" is a marvelous accomplishment, an excellently melodic and captivating 8+ minute story-song that's rich with detail, very strongly reminiscent of Al Stewart--classical guitar & all--and also suspiciously similar musically to the Hollies' \"Tell Me To My Face\" which Fogelberg had already covered on his 1978 duet album with Tim Weisberg; in any case, the song shows Fogelberg carrying out his ambitiousness in such a way that his earlier attempt at an epic story song with \"Beggar's Game\" (from his \"Phoenix\" album) did not--it`s no wonder that Fogelberg himself has cited this as his \"all-time favorite track\".\n\nUnfortunately, it's as if Fogelberg burnt himself out with these first 4 tracks, because `side 2' is much weaker. \"Let Her Go\" is a rocker that's not even quite mid-tempo, and it's decent, but rote. Then there are a pair of orchestrated ballads including the drippy and dull \"Sweet Magnolia (And The Travelling Salesman)\"; and the tender \"Believe In Me\" which is decent, but still frustratingly slight. He does end the album with the moody environmentally-themed rocker \"Gone Too Far\" which, despite unimaginative lyrics, is excellently catchy.\n\nSo, it's rough sailing at times with this album, but with all of the excellent material that it does contain, it's very worthwhile and a must for any serious fan, and it makes for a solid starting point for new/ casual fans as well.","Product: [Note: This product is an authorized CD-R and is manufactured on demand]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: who could resist this?\n\nReview: The debut solo album from Basia (last name Trzetrzelewska) continues her collaboration with Danny White, the two of whom had previously worked together as members of the group Matt Bianco on the 1984 album \"Who's Side Are You On\". That album includes the popular \"Half A Minute\", which has Basia on lead vocals, and it clearly paved the way for this album. Basia has a somewhat muted presence on \"Whose Side Are You On\", not contributing to any of the songwriting, and contributing far less vocally than one, in hindsight, would expect. On one hand, this \"Time And Tide\" album is cut from a similar cloth as \"Whose Side Are You On\", but I find this disc to be a huge step forward. With better songwriting, a less gimmicky/ less 'dated' sound, and of course, Basia completely taking over the lead vocals, the pair struck gold here--this is a terrific album, simply put.\n\nBasia is out of this world as a vocalist. She's got a total command of her huge, riveting voice, alternating brilliantly between tender, seductive passages and powerful, thrilling climaxes, and she does so without shipping over into show-biz schmaltz. She's got a huge vocal range that she gets a ton of mileage out of. Although the liner notes don't explicitly say so, I believe Basia also handles ALL of the harmony vocals on the entire CD, to glorious effect.\n\nBasia and her \"silent partner\" Danny White produced the album, and they also handled all of the songwriting except for Peter Ross' lyrics on 5 of the 10 songs (including the US top 10 adult contemporary hits \"Promises\" and \"New Day For You\").\n\nInspiration and class run rampant here. There are loads of great instrumental flavorings such as the sudden blasts of 'xylophone' (synthesizer?) on \"Run For Cover\", moody 'clavinet' that comes in on the second verse of \"Freeze Thaw\", vibraphone on \"New Day For You\", funky electric guitar on \"Prime Time TV\", and Fender Rhodes-style keyboards on many of the songs.\n\nOn the one hand, this is a dance-pop album, with a majority of the songs being uptempo and beat-oriented--the sassy \"Run For Cover\", the raging \"Freeze Thaw\", the upbeat yet contemplative \"New Day For You\", and the slyly humorous \"Prime Time TV\" (partly reminiscent of \"Dance Hall Days\" by Wang Chung) are all mind-bogglingly catchy and infectious. At the same time, this is a mature adult contemporary pop album, with lots of fun and witty lyrics and barely anything that even remotely resembles sappiness. Songs such as \"Promises\" and \"New Day For You\", as their respective chart placings indicate, fall easily into both categories.\n\nUnlike a lot of dance-pop records, this one DOESN'T come to a grinding halt with the ballads. Actually, the only time they really slow the tempo is on the hit title track, an excellently tuneful ballad. Other quasi-ballads like the breezy, stripped-down \"From Now On\" and the Astrud Gilberto tribute \"Astrud\" give you something of a breather from the more rousing tracks, and yet they're taken at brisk tempos and saturated with Latin rhythms, and like virtually everything, these songs are wonderfully melodic and catchy.\n\nAnything at all to complain about? Well, there are some quite minor gripes (few things in life are truly perfect, I suppose). Basia's warning cries of \"I'll get mad!\" on the swinging \"How Dare You\" are corny, but otherwise the song is in the same league as the aforementioned dance-pop gems contained herein. \"Promises\" has a slightly sugary, repeated chorus, but it's still a fine, fine way to start the album. And the gently-swinging \"Miles Away\", although a fine song in its own right, does reek ever-so-slightly of being a forced attempt to end the album on an upbeat feel-good note. These are just minor gripes of an overall terrific CD.\n\nAnd I can't finish without making a special mention of \"New Day For You\", one of the best pop songs of the '80s, a song so great it practically makes the whole CD worth owning on its own. With a looping three chord keyboard sequence seemingly nicked from Sister Sledge's \"Reach Your Peak\" (and later 'borrowed' again by George Michael for \"Too Funky\"), this is one of those songs with such a deathless groove that it just never gets old no matter how many times I hear it. Basia's vocals never come across any better, and of course, this is the one with that orgasmic extended high note which she belts out in full voice at the end of the first chorus, and the whole song works absolutely ravishingly.\n\nAs an interesting sidenote, Danny White is the younger brother of Peter White. Peter, who is probably best-known for his lengthy association with Al Stewart, even appears on this record--witness his unmistakable acoustic guitar solo on \"Promises\".\n\nIf you're fanatical about 1980s pop-rock/ dance-pop, this is a unique and indispensable entry for your collection. \"Time And Tide\" definitely ranks as a must-have.","Product: .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: lacks variety, but an excellently crafted and powerful album\n\nReview: Originally released in October of 1995, \"Ozzmosis\" is an fantastic CD. Although there is a clear lack of variety, both tonally and stylistically, it's more than made up for by the terrific craftsmanship of the material, including expert use of dynamics, plus Ozzy's uniquely sincere and expressive vocals. The end result is a gripping listen, with soaring metal ballads like \"Ghost Behind My Eyes\", \"See You On The Other Side\", and \"Tomorrow\"; and super-heavy kickass rockers like \"Perry Mason\", \"Thunder Underground\", and \"My Jekyll Doesn't Hide\". The hit power ballad \"I Just Want You\" is also haunting and undeniably powerful. The only real weak track on the disc is also the least characteristic--the schlocky, piano-laden album closing ballad \"Old L.A. Tonight\". They also mix things up with the compelling, sitar-drenched ballad \"My Little Man\".\n\nI'm always skeptical as to how much Ozzy really contributes to the writing of the material on his albums, and indeed there are a ton of outside writers here, including 'hacks' like Jim Vallance, Mark Hudson, Steve Dudas, and John Purdell. Naturally, Geezer Butler (who happens to be on bass here) and guitarist Zakk Wylde also get some co-writes. In the end, I think Ozzy, Zakk, and producer Michael Beinhorn deserve a lot of credit for bringing it all together into a cohesive, sincere-sounding, and powerful disc. \"Ozzmosis\" is a must-have.","Product: 22 Bit SBM Digital Re-Master of the original 8 tracks plus bonus track not available on the original album. TRACKS: 1. Bark At The Moon 2. You're No Different 3. Now You See It(Now You Don't) 4. Rock 'N' Roll Rebel 5. Centre Of Eternity 6. So Tired 7. Slow Down 8. Waiting For Darkness BONUS TRACK - Spiders In The Night\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: well-crafted and highly enjoyable... in its original form, anyway\n\nReview: It feels a bit weird reviewing Ozzy's 1983 album \"Bark At The Moon\" in light of the \"remastered\" version that came out on CD in 2002. According to certain fans, the 2002 version of \"Bark...\" is a travesty due to drastic remixing and/ or re-recording of parts, or whatever. \"Bark...\" had already come out on CD in 1995, not just with a bonus track, but also with what was claimed to be a 22-bit digital remaster, so it's quite sad to think this very well done reissue was pulled out of print in favor of a tainted version of the album. Ideally, I'd be able to post separate reviews for each of these two versions of \"Bark At The Moon\", but unfortunately, here at Amazon, the reviews for both versions are all lumped together instead of separated on their respective pages like they should be.\n\nThat said, my rating applies to the 1995 remastered CD. Making no reference to the 2002 version, \"Bark At The Moon\" is a real good hard rocking album. The late Randy Rhoads was replaced by Jake E. Lee, and in all fairness, Lee was a hell of a guitarist in his own right--okay, maybe the guy does get a little carried away with the whammy bar at times, but it's a very minor quibble. You've also got to figure that Lee was heavily involved in the songwriting, despite not being credited, and Bob Daisley was probably chipping in as well, although perhaps to a lesser extent. It's extremely surprising, as well as suspicious, that Ozzy receives the sole writing credit for all the songs on the album.\n\nIn any case, Ozzy's in excellent vocal form here, not counting \"So Tired\". Ozzy really has a great voice for this kind of stuff, and he's well captured in the mix--not too far out front, but not overly buried either.\n\nThe hook-heavy title track, with its rapid-fire riffing, gets the album off to a great, exciting start, with that 3 note snippet of the vocal melody recalling \"Sabbath Bloody Sabbath\". \"Now You See It (Now You Don't)\" is a superbly crafted mid-tempo tune packed with great riffs and vocal hooks. \"Centre Of Eternity\" has a 1+ minute long church-y intro before finally kicking into a thrilling fast-paced rocker with an edgy main riff and excellent guitar fills/ soloing. The main album portion ends with the nicely moody \"Waiting For Darkness\".\n\nA couple tunes find Ozzy 'fighting back' against his detractors. \"Rock 'N' Roll Rebel\" is a pretty lame lyrically, but it's really catchy and energetic. The keyboard-based power ballad \"You're No Different\" is arrestingly creepy and engagingly melodic--it really gets under your skin.\n\nThere are some cheesy keyboards that crop up here and there, especially on the somewhat corny \"Slow Down\"--it's not a bad tune, but it is a rather uncomfortable mix of hard rock and synth-pop.\n\nThe one genuinely lousy track is the incredibly sappy, painfully forced orchestrated ballad \"So Tired\"--it sticks out like a total sore thumb on here. Give me a break, who in the right mind is going to find this kind of ill-conceived wannabe schlock convincing?\n\nThe bonus track is interesting though. \"Spiders In The Night\" actually incorporates some swing-jazz flavoring, and it works quite well, making for an intriguing departure.\n\nOverall, a really good album, and although the remastered CD version from 1995 is out of print, at the moment it seems to be pretty easy to get a used copy of it at a very reasonable price, so keep your eyes peeled for it if you don't already have it.","Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\n\nReview: Ozzy's \"The Ultimate Sin\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\n\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \"Shot In The Dark\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\n\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\n\n\"The Ultimate Sin\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \"Bark At The Moon\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \"The Ultimate Sin\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.","Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\n\nReview: Ozzy's \"The Ultimate Sin\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\n\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \"Shot In The Dark\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\n\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\n\n\"The Ultimate Sin\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \"Bark At The Moon\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \"The Ultimate Sin\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.","Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\n\nReview: Ozzy's \"The Ultimate Sin\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\n\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \"Shot In The Dark\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\n\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\n\n\"The Ultimate Sin\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \"Bark At The Moon\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \"The Ultimate Sin\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.","Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\n\nReview: Ozzy's \"The Ultimate Sin\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\n\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \"Shot In The Dark\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\n\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\n\n\"The Ultimate Sin\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \"Bark At The Moon\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \"The Ultimate Sin\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.","Product: Excessive, coke fuelled monster from '97, fts \"D'You Know What I Mean?\" & \"Stand By Me\".\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: riding a wave of glory--a gloriously epic, hook-heavy 3rd album from Oasis\n\nReview: Released in August of 1997, Oasis' 3rd album \"Be Here Now\" has been much maligned over the years, not just by critics and fans, but by Noel Gallagher himself, which is a real shame because this is actually a great album that finds Oasis embracing their strengths wholeheartedly. One highly noticeable difference with \"Be Here Now\" is that Oasis dropped that late '60s-style reverb-heavy sound that's so prominent on tracks like \"Don't Look Back In Anger\". Oasis' huge sound had already been in full force on \"Definitely Maybe\" and to a lesser extent \"(What's The Story) Morning Glory?\", but Noel wanted to take this a step further yet--the clear goal with \"Be Here Now\" was to make a huge, sweeping, epic rock & roll album, and regardless of what Noel may say, they succeeded beyond all belief. Noel wrote all the songs on \"Be Here Now\"; he has confessed that certain songs here had been written prior to the first album \"Definitely Maybe, but frankly, that's just a further testament to the mass quantity of great songs he had at his disposal in his songbook. Seriously, Noel Gallagher was 27 years old when \"Definitely Maybe\" came out in August of 1994, and it's an easy guess that he'd been doing plenty of songwriting before that time, so it makes sense he had a lot of material at hand considering his level of songwriting talent. Song after song on \"Be Here Now\" has ultra-catchy hooks, and the album's extremely dense sound gives the album an all-encompassing feel, not unlike George Harrison's \"All Things Must Pass\", and this sound really works wonders here. Don't get the wrong idea that the huge sound of \"Be Here Now\" is indicative of it being music to knuckleheadedly chant along to in big arenas; think more along the lines of \"Hey Jude\"--the anthemic feel is mostly genuine, and there really is depth here. I want to point out that the lyrics here are actually far more sincere and emotional than a lot of people would lead you to believe--it's not just a bunch of obvious hippy-dippy rhyming of the kind that John Power from Cast specialized in, just to make a comparison. Oasis don't rush through things here, and that's another positive aspect--most of the songs are fittingly taken at that 'laidback Oasis tempo', and the album's pacing is masterful, using extended intros and outtros to sort of ease you along. Apart from Noel's excellent feature on \"Magic Pie\", it's Liam Gallagher on lead vocals for all of the songs, and his rough-around-the-edges vocals are superb--always convicing and carrying a great deal of emotional weight. To name a handful of the terrific songs here, there the anthemic \"D'You Know What I Mean?\"; the rip-roaring high-speed rocker \"My Big Mouth\"; the wistful \"Magic Pie\"; the cautionary, Allman Brothers-ish, roadhouse blues-flavored \"Fade In-Out\"; and the rousing, uplifting rocker \"It's Getting Better (Man!!)\". I'm not going to say that the album NEVER goes at all overboard--I won't argue that it was really necessary to include a reprise of \"All Around The World\" when the song itself is already over 9 minutes long, and the jokey, out-of-place tacked-on ending of \"Magic Pie\" sounds foolish. \"Stand By Me\" does have a little bridge section that very briefly pushes the song into melodramatic territory, but otherwise it's a wonderfully bittersweet power ballad with a singalong chorus. \"All Around The World\" does have some admittedly hokey lyrics, but the enormous build-up really gets under your skin. The title track and the uptempo \"I Hope, I Think, I Know\" are a lot of fun as well, and \"Don't Go Away\" is a lovely tender ballad with a refreshingly stripped-down coda. Regardless of how derivative Oasis may be, they really did hit upon a great distinctive signature sound which is heard in all of its glory on \"Be Here Now\", a genuine '90s masterpiece.","Product: Quite an impressive debut album from the 23 year old Jackson Browne! Includes the 1972 top ten hit Doctor My Eyes plus Song for Adam; A Child in These Hills; Something Fine; Looking Into You and more.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: a good start, but not as powerful as what was soon to come\n\nReview: Jackson Browne's fans typically claim his debut album to be a masterpiece, more or less at the same level as \"Late For The Sky\". In actuality though, it's quite a way off from that level. Basically, this album serves as a rough template of things to come, and it sounds a lot different than any other album he ever made. This has a much stronger folk-rock leaning than even his very next album (1973's \"For Everyman\"). Another thing is that Jackson's vocals hadn't fully matured, and he actually sounds raspier and more low-toned here than he does on 1976's \"The Pretender\", undoubtedly due to cigarettes and/ or other drugs--it's no coincidence that the closest his vocals ever came to sounding like this again is on the track \"Cocaine\" from the \"Running On Empty\" album. As for Jackson's songwriting, he's covering the same kind of lyrical territory as he would subsequently on \"Late For The Sky\", but the lyrics here aren't as striking. On \"Song For Adam\" for instance, the lyrics are rather pretentious with certain lines being very predictable, though at the same time, musically the song does have an arresting, haunting quality. One of the stronger tracks here is \"A Child In These Hills\" which is about adapting to an unfamiliar place--it's very melodically pretty with a strong Jackson vocal, and it's winningly earnest, although the lyrics are slightly unimaginative and repetitive, and it's marred by the annoyingly repetitive harmonica at the end. \"From Silver Lake\", which has a counter song sung by Leah Kunkel (once the wife of drummer Russ Kunkel), is also solid. A couple tracks suffer from the arrangements--the uptempo, jazzy arrangement of \"Doctor My Eyes\" undercuts the serious intent of the song, although it probably has a lot to do with why it became a hit; and the manic congas on \"Under The Falling Sky\" are overkill. There's a sugariness to both \"Doctor My Eyes\" and \"Rock Me On The Water\", and that leads to another thing working against the album: David Crosby's sickly-sweet layered harmony vocals as heard on \"Jamaica Say You Will\" and \"Doctor My Eyes\". Jackson does end the album in terrific, moving fashion with the gentle \"My Opening Farewell\" which proves he was already capable of greatness. Quite a flawed album, but also *quite* promising, and in retrospect he certainly followed through on his promise, to say the least. \"Late For The Sky\" is definitely one of the best albums ever, no question about that. However, with this first one, it's really exaggerating to say this is one of his best albums--I think it gets overrated largely due to sentimental reasons. It is pretty good though, and interesting for any true fan, but it's not where you should start if you're new to his music.","Product: Certified Multi-Platinum (4 times) by the RIAA. (11/01)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: not as brilliantly-conceived as the classic debut, but a highly enjoyable sophomore album\n\nReview: I somewhat disagree with those who say that 1979's \"Candy-O\" is a carbon copy of the Cars' debut. Granted, it's not a drastic departure by any means, but the vibe is distinctly different--the rhythm guitars generally get pushed to the background and sound brittle; Greg Hawkes' synthesizer work is more prominent; and Elliot Easton is given more room to shine with his brilliant lead guitar work. The result is an intriguingly claustrophobic listening experience.\n\nAll the songs here are written by Ric Ocasek, and it's a fine batch indeed. A couple of the tunes are forgettable, particularly \"You Can't Hold On Too Long\" and the wimpily-harmonized \"Since I Held You\". And there's also the annoying, forced-sounding, albeit mercifully-brief experimental number \"Shoo Be Doo\". But otherwise the album is extremely pleasing, with great tunes such as the lovely mid-tempo ballad \"It's All I Can Do\"; the stipped-down, yet neatly textured and hook-heavy pop-rocker \"Double Life\" (great licks from Easton); and the riffy, ominously rocking \"Night Spots\". There are minor gripes you could make here and there--\"Let's Go\" feels kinda disjointed and insubstantial, the title track feels a bit TOO 'hip' for its own good, and the uptempo \"Got A Lot On My Head\" suffers a little from the overly cheesy 'Farfisa' organ, but these same tunes are still stuffed with irresistibly catchy hooks.\n\nAll in all, not as consistent or brilliantly-conceived as the self-titled debut, \"Candy-O\" is lots of fun regardless.","Product: CD Org. 1987 Usa Pressing\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: drastically underrated, great final album from The Cars\n\nReview: It`s really hard for me to understand why the Cars' final album, 1987's \"Door to Door\", is so commonly referred to as a disappointment. Accusations such as this being a \"last gasp\" or that the band was \"out of gas\" are typical with this album--that's incredibly unfair & inaccurate.\n\nIronically, although a lot of music from this era suffered from `synth-mania' & bad production in general, this album actually used the modernized production values to its advantage--the album was produced by Ric Ocasek with additional production from his band-mate Greg Hawkes, & they did a great job, providing the album with a sound that jumps out at you, and the only time it gets annoying is on the opening song, the overly-'hip' rocker \"Leave Or Stay\".\n\nAlthough \"Door to Door\" is certainly not without similarity to the previous album \"Heartbeat City\", the overall vibe is considerably different--this was clearly an intentional move, & maybe it's part of what turns fans off--here, there's more of an emphasis on Rock & less of an emphasis on synth-pop, despite the fact that there are, unsurprisingly, a lot of synthesizers on here. \"Double Trouble\" is a great, moody rocker--it largely wavers back & forth between two power chords, but it has an arresting, ominous feel & a great lead vocal from the late Benjamin Orr. The catchy \"Everything You Say\" is an up tempo, yet haunting minor-keyed song with jangly rhythm guitar. The album closes with the propulsive, fast-paced title track which has an irresistible song-opening guitar riff--it's kind of a cross between hardcore punk & speed metal--it sure does sound a heck of a lot different than anything on \"Heartbeat City\", but it works. The mid-tempo rocker \"Strap Me In\" is characteristic Ocasek, and it's a solid, catchy tune & has a great guitar solo from Elliot Easton.\n\nThere are a couple terrific ballads. \"Wound Up On You\" has some chord changes that are unusually imaginative for Ocasek, & they're highly effective & help give the song a dreamy quality. \"Fine Line\" is one of the most arrestingly gloomy songs ever recorded--it chills you to the core, featuring Easton's brilliant, powerful guitar work. The up tempo, wistful & breezy \"Go Away\" is another damn good song, with a great chorus--it was co-written by Ocasek & Hawkes, with the rest of the songs being written solely by Ocasek. \"You Are the Girl\" does very much recall the feel of \"You Might Think\" from \"Heartbeat City\", & it's sugary, but it's a fun feel-good tune. \"Coming Up You\", with its drum machine & `toy' keyboard sound, strongly recalls the \"Shake It Up\" era, & it's a bit tired sounding, but it's still nicely tuneful. A couple tracks had originally been recorded by the group in 1977 & were re-recorded for this album--the aforementioned \"Leave Or Stay\" is rather dumb & has a frustratingly slight chorus, but the upbeat, rocking, ultra-catchy \"Ta Ta Wayo Wayo\" is a blast.\n\n\"Door to Door\" is an album I keep coming back to over time. I really don't see why so many listeners are so hard on it. There's so much great stuff here, and it's so thoroughly enjoyable overall, that it really does rank as a must-have.","Product: Bread ~ Baby Im A Want You\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: pleasant, but very average\n\nReview: Bread's \"Baby I'm-A Want You\" album, originally released in January of 1972, is a pleasant affair, but it wallows around in averageness. It sounds as though the band just wasn't that inspired.\n\nSix of the twelve songs are David Gates solo compositions, and though his talent for songcraft is clearly in evidence, he's considerably off his game. The breezy title track was a big time hit, and the melody is certainly very nice, but it's a tad corny lyrically, and in retrospect, the song sounds like a dry run of sorts for David's 1974 version of \"Never Let Her Go\" (a song he'd actually written in the mid-'60s). \"Everything I Own\", written for David's father who had passed away, is pretty and well-written, but David oversings it a little. The album-opening \"Mother Freedom\" is reasonably catchy, but this attempt at rocking out feels forced, and the lyrics are corny and strained. The fiddle-laced \"This Isn't What The Governmeant\" (no, that's NOT a typo) again suffers from strained lyrics. The \"If\"-style ballad \"Diary\" is neatly arranged and has some really nice imagery and flow to the lyrics, but it's disappointingly anti-climactic. \"Daughter\" is a nice little McCartney-esque ballad-rocker with David and James sharing the lead vocals, though it's no great shakes.\n\nThe songwriting duo of James Griffin and former Bread member Robb Royer have just two songs here, but each of them are surprisingly strong. \"Dream Lady\" starts off dreamy indeed, solidly melodic and well-sung by James, and the song eventually gives way to a middle section that rocks out nicely with organ and guitar soloing. The fine acoustic-based ballad \"Games Of Magic\" is another dreamy tune with great keyboard work from Larry Knechtel.\n\nThe album ends with two solo compositions from Griffin. \"Just Like Yesterday\" is a nice piano-based ballad. However, \"I Don't Love You\" recalls the overwrought Griffin-Royer 'rockers' on \"On The Waters\", with James singing in an incredibly annoying 'blues' voice on the first verse, although mercifully he goes back to a more normal voice for the rest of the song apart from a brief snippet on the fade.\n\nThere's also an annoying jazzy 'soul' number with \"Nobody Like You\", sung by Griffin and written by Knechtel, Griffin, and Gates. The jangly uptempo pop-rocker \"Down On My Knees\", written by Griffin and Gates, again suffers from those annoying 'gutsy' Griffin vocals.\n\nSo, all in all, this really isn't a bad album, and Bread fans will find it enjoyably listenable, but it sure is a disappointment, not least due to the fact that Gates seems to have been in a considerable rut at the time.","Product: I'm Alive\nJackson Browne | Format: Audio CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: terrific--spellbinding--a brilliant record by Jackson Browne\n\nReview: In all honesty, I didn't have high expectations for Jackson Browne's 1993 album \"I'm Alive\". It's not that I had LOW expectations, but it's just that I'm used to key '70s artists being, not necessarily washed up by the mid-'90s, but generally past their prime. I started listening to \"I'm Alive\", getting deeper into it... It wasn't long before I realized that this is not just another album. It's no wonder this was hailed as a comeback--the 4+ year time span between this album & his previous album \"World In Motion\" was the longest gap he'd ever had between albums--but it's not the kind of deal where some artist has put out a bunch of misguided albums, & then goes back to their \"classic sound\" & ends up with an album that's at least decent as opposed to poor. Quite simply, this is a masterpiece. Jackson wrote every song here himself, & the album is supremely tasteful--you won't find a single drop of the distressing arena rock leanings that are found (on certain tracks) on the \"Lawyers In Love\" & \"Lives In The Balance\" albums. This album is not without a '90s adult contemporary sheen, with the occasional atmospheric synthesizer & \"politely\"-distorted guitars, but it works beautifully thanks to one primary ingredient: Jackson Browne. Yes, the melodies are great & the lyrics are great, but there's something else to it--a charisma element coming from Jackson... When he starts to sing, it captivates & you can't help but become immersed in it. Even when he sings a simple line like \"I don't want to live without your love again\", from \"I'll Do Anything\", he does it with such gentle desperation, it's captivating. There are a couple of spellbinding, haunting minor-keyed songs on here with \"I'll Do Anything\" & \"Too Many Angels\", & a great bluesy-rocker with \"Miles Away\" (with a melody reminiscent of \"Disco Apocalypse\"), but all the other songs are in major keys, & even with so much sorrow in the lyrics, the songs are breathtakingly bittersweet & life affirming. For instance, on \"My Problem Is You\", the lyric is about the frustration of waiting for a lover to come around, but with the music & Jackson's vocal, it expresses these feelings in a wistful, upbeat, laid back way that is absolutely beautiful--it even masks that the verse melody is a carbon copy of \"Somebody's Baby\"--it doesn't FEEL like a recycling of it (the song also strongly recalls \"Enough Of The Night\" from \"World In Motion\"). Also notice Jackson slipping some great humor into the album--the sarcastic lyrics (which have an ad-libbed feel) on the fade of \"My Problem Is You\", & his reggae raps on the giddy, irresistible reggae-flavored \"pop\"-rock tune \"Everywhere I Go\". The album-opener, the brilliantly-crafted, driving title track, is a reflection on a very serious relationship that has just ended, & it's so defiant & full of hope, it's overwhelmingly cathartic. \"Take This Rain\" & the heart-wrenching \"Two of Me, Two of You\" both display eloquent, beautfully sad, hard hitting romantic lyrics which are beautfully sung by Jackson--he is in *outstanding* vocal form for the entire album. Clearly Jackson is still an obsessive perfectionist when it comes to his vocals--on \"My Problem Is You\" alone, there are noticeable \"cuts\" as if different vocal takes have been spliced together--but you can't blame the guy when he's in such terrific voice. The epic, \"Late For the Sky\"-ish \"Sky Blue and Black\" masterfully brings closure to the album. In a way, it makes the last song, \"All Good Things\", feel like a bonus track. With its message--that although \"all good things got to come to an end\", other good things will come & take their place in one's life--it seems that Jackson wanted to end the album on a little bit more of an upbeat style as opposed to the extremely sad (but beautiful) \"Sky Blue and Black\", although ending the album saying that \"all good things got to come to an end\" is not exactly a cheerful album closer. \"All Good Things\" is a bit slight & feels somewhat like a toss-off, but it's still strong--every other song on the album though, is flat-out superb, & I really mean it. I'd like to mention \"Sky Blue and Black\" again... Wow, almost beyond belief--it finds Jackson basically taking all the blame for a broken relationship, & it's such an overwhelmingly bittersweet, tender, heart-tugging love song, it's impossible--impossible, that is, for anyone except Jackson--it's no wonder listeners would say it's the best song he's ever done. Jackson had already repeatedly proven himself a unquestionable master of resonating songwriting & performance well over a decade before this album came out, & with this album, it doesn't feel at all like he was trying to make a \"comeback\" per se--he simply dug deep down once again, drawing from his own personal misfortunte, & shared his insightful wisdom with us, expressing himself in a profound, poetic, deeply inspiring way. He gives everything on here & how can you ask for more than that? Seriously, I can't even tell you how great this album is. If the compliments I've given to this album sound like the same things you could say about the \"Late For The Sky\" album, well, that's because like \"Late For The Sky\", this is classic Jackson Browne. I don't mean it's merely in his classic STYLE--this is truly another masterpiece in his discography. If you've ever been moved by Jackson's music & haven't given this album a try yet, grab a copy & really listen to it--it's essential. By coming out with an album this special & stunning at this point in his career, if anything, he showed to us all he's even more of a genius than some may have given him credit for. Listening to \"I'm Alive\", it makes you feel glad that you're alive too.","Product: Out-of-print in the US. Q (8/00, p.123) - 4 stars out of 5 - \"...Finds the singer/songwriter on the top of his game....blues-rock gold...\" . Warner.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a lesser, but worthy sequel to his self-titled debut\n\nReview: Much has been made about 1971's \"Stephen Stills 2\" being a major disappointment that suffers from egregious overproduction. Yes, this is a clear dropoff in quality from Stills' first solo album from 1970, but not a HUGE dropoff. Even with its flaws, this is still a solid effort.\n\n\"Nothin' To Do But Today\" is a super fun, laidback country-blues rocker. The droning folk tune \"Know You Got To Run\" is captivating and hypnotic, with revealing lyrics reportedly written about Neil Young (and partially recycled from \"Everybody I Love You\"). \"Singin' Call\" is a soothing acoustic ballad. \"Marianne\" is an irresistible, swinging pop-rocker graced by Stephen's excellent falsetto vocals. \"Fishes And Scorpions\" starts off ultra-dreamy, with its intertwining layers of reverb-laden guitar and Stephen's smooth vocals, and it works up to a fiery guitar solo. \"Relaxing Town\" rocks, although it has a sadly anti-climactic sudden ending. \"Sugar Babe\", extremely similar to the previous album's \"Church (Part of Someone)\", is well-written and effective in its own right, although marred by the excessive fuzz bass/ guitar.\n\nIn all likelihood, the most well-known/ well-remembered song from the album is the album-opener \"Change Partners\"--it's a nicely-melodic country pop-rocker, but it's a little overcooked, with disjointed shifts from the 3/4 verses to the 4/4 chorus. \"Marianne\", like \"Change Partners\", also reached the top 50 of the US Billboard Singles chart. But probably the second most well-known song here is the Dylan-esque \"Word Game\", which is a mixed bag--blatantly structured like \"It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)\", Stephen resorts to misguided sloppy rambling, despite his excellent, moody acoustic guitar backing.\n\nSpeaking of misguided... For whatever reason, Stills seems to have taken fancy to Chicago--the band that is--as evident by the three horn-soaked numbers \"Open Secret\", \"Ecology Song\", and \"Bluebird Revisited\", and considering Chicago's incredible lameness up to that time (in large part anyway, the classic \"Beginnings\" notwithstanding), this is a damn shame indeed. The horn arrangement on \"Ecology Song\" is laughably schlocky and obnoxious, sounding EXACTLY like late '60s/ early '70s Chicago, plus it's got an awful song-ending trumpet/ flugelhorn solo. The extended, conga-heavy instrumental coda on \"Open Secret\" is again unmistakeably reminiscent of contemporaneous Chicago; however, the main song portion of it is excellently-written and even moving, and thankfully doesn't suffer TOO badly from horn excess.\n\nStephen Stills was a real ambitious dude back in the early '70s, and although his ambitions didn't serve him as well on \"Stephen Stills 2\" as they had on its predecessor, this is still a strong collection with Stills' enormous talent very much in evidence.","Product: Audio Cassette\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a glorious end to a glorious era\n\nReview: It's said that good things can never last. Genesis reeled off one brilliant album after another in the '80s, as did Phil Collins with his solo career. Although Phil has teased us with the idea of recording with Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford again, 1991's \"We Can't Dance\" remains their last album together to date. In retrospect, Tony has admitted he was surprised at the time that Phil wanted to do another Genesis album in light of his massive commercial success as a solo artist, and it's been said repeatedly that people feel Phil was really running the show on \"We Can't Dance\". All of this is extremely surprising. Way back around the time of the album's release, there was a wonderful special on The Disney Channel called \"No Admittance\" which was basically a \"making of\" for \"We Can't Dance\"--it showed 3 guys who were great friends getting along extremely well, in great spirit, still brimming with creativity, and very much working as a unit; it also didn't try to pretend that the making of the album was entirely smooth sailing--it showed Phil having a very difficult time getting the lead vocal for \"Never A Time\" in tune. Quite simply, Genesis delivered yet another terrific album with \"We Can't Dance\".\n\nThe album runs over 70 minutes, and the guys used the long running time to really do some musical exploring. \"Since I Lost You\", written about the death of Eric Clapton's son, is a stately, doo-wop-flavored ballad that sounds very uncharacteristic for Genesis, and they pull it off very nicely. The album also harkens back to the sound of \"Abacab\" with Phil's crisp, live drumming, and the use of REAL drums opposed to the electronic drums heavily used on \"Invisible Touch\". \"Driving The Last Spike\" is a 10+ minute epic about the building of England's Railways in the early 1800s, with a bravura vocal performance from Phil, and simply packed with their trademark dynamics and tension-building drama. \"Way Of The World\" is a soaring, achingly bittersweet power ballad with a superb, nuanced Collins vocal. \"Dreaming While You Sleep\" is a chilling song about a hit-and-run accident sung from the point of view of the perpetrator. \"Living Forever\" is a somewhat whimsical song about the conflicting nature of health/ nutritional reports and to not let them distort your sense of reality (something that certainly does happen to people); it's catchy, with a moody bridge, very Beatle-esque backing vocals, and an extended instrumental coda. \"Tell Me Why\" is one of Phil's characteristic social comments--it's an enjoyable track, with excellent 12-string electric guitarwork, but the lyrics are admittedly quite rote and it feels like relative filler compared to all the gems contained herein. A whopping FIVE tracks from this album gave the band top 25 hit singles in the US. Of these, there are a couple of their trademark tender, beautifully melodic ballads--the soaring \"Never A Time\" which is like the \"Throwing It All Away\" of this album; and the smokey, atmospheric \"Hold On My Heart\" which is like the \"In Too Deep\". \"No Son Of Mine\" is a devastatingly powerful epic about a kid who's disowned from his father. The other two are quite ballsy--\"Jesus He Knows Me\" is a catchy uptempo track with lyrics, about a totally crass television evengelist, that are right on the money; and the bluesy \"I Can't Dance\" has grumbling rhythm guitar and lots of sound effects, plus cartoonish, self-mocking lyrics--again, really uncharacteristic of Genesis, but they were obviously trying to throw people for a loop with this song, and a lot of fun it is. The album ends with \"Fading Lights\", another 10+ minute track, and it stuffs an extended, progressive rock-style instrumental section in between a heart-breakingly beautiful ballad that suggests maybe Genesis really knew at the time this was the end of an era.\n\nAll in all, a great album--unquestionably a must-have. \"We Can't Dance\" was originally released in November of 1991, and like other albums from the early '90s that were major commercial successes, you can get this DIRT cheap on CD--if you see this on CD for $3 in a used bin in solid condition, it's an absolute STEAL.","Product: Both Sides Phil Collins CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a very serious (with a capital 'S') album, and powerfully so\n\nReview: With his 1993 album \"Both Sides\", Phil Collins made an even more deeply serious (with a capital 'S') album than he had with his 1989 predecessor \"...But Seriously\". Certainly serious songs were nothing new for Phil--after all, this is the man who wrote songs such as \"Man On The Corner\", \"Take Me Home\", \"Another Day In Paradise\", and so many others. Still, Phil really did turn a musical corner with \"Both Sides\"--that said, it perhaps figures then that this album marks the beginning of his considerable commercial decline in the US after having been absolutely huge from the mid-'80s to the early '90s. The thing is though, contrary to what certain people will try to lead you to believe, Phil was never a musical puppet, i.e., someone who just churns out mindless product in an attempt to cash in--through all of his massive commercial success, he's remained an ultra-sincere songwriter and performer. I was 12 years old when \"Both Sides\" came out in November of 1993, and I remember being extremely intrigued at the time to learn that Phil had played all of the instruments on \"Both Sides\". Don't get me wrong--Phil did indeed do an excellent job of doing the 'one-man-band' thing on here. The fact that he was able to make such a great album like this, writing everything himself, producing all by himself, doing all the vocals and playing all the instruments--i.e. a true SOLO album--is a major testament to Phil's incredible talent. However, I now realize that it wasn't really that much of a stretch--yes, Phil had gotten assistance on all of his previous solo albums from incredibly talented players, but he had basically always used his home demos as his basic masters, something he points out in the liner notes to \"Both Sides\". Here, he simply went the next step, doing all the bass parts himself & so forth. However, Phil playing all the instruments does have a major significance in a number of respects. One thing is that it results in an album with none of the signature horns that appear on all of his previous albums. Instead, Phil relied a lot on atmospheric keyboards, among other things, to fill out the sound, & he really pulled it off. Add to this that there isn't a single feel-good song on the entire album like a \"Sussudio\" or a \"Find A Way To My Heart\", this album ends up being a big change of pace for Phil.\n\nAnd like I said before, it works--track upon track is incredibly effective. \"Can't Turn Back The Years\", the ultra-slow \"I've Forgotten Everything\", & the minor-keyed \"Can't Find My Way\" with its circular rhythm are all haunting gems. The sighing \"Everyday\" is a deeply moving love song with a gorgeous intro consisting of piano & light use of synth. The arrestingly dramatic \"We Fly So Close\" sounds like it was inspired by the Dream Academy's \"The Power To Believe\" which itself was clearly influenced by Phil's \"In The Air Tonight\", and it has what is seemingly an incredible simulation of acoustic guitar on a synthesizer that sounds like something Steve Hackett might play. Phil gives a nod to his affection for jazz/ traditional pop on the wonderfully romantic and bittersweet \"There's A Place For Us\". \"Both Sides of the Story\", a rousing cry for compassion and understanding, gets the album off to a great start, and \"We Wait and We Wonder\" is a catchy, uptempo track about terrorism--both of these tracks find Phil interestingly and effectively incorporating bagpipe sounds. The album's other uptempo track is the infectiously uplifting \"Survivors\" (with a heart-melting middle-eight). Bringing the album to a fitting finale is the wishful ballad \"Please Come Out Tonight\".\n\nIt seems that \"Both Sides\" is not the album a lot of people wanted from Phil--indeed, if all you want is another \"Sussudio\" or \"Don't Lose My Number\", forget it. However, I say more power to Phil--this is the album he wanted to make, and in characteristic Collins style, the music is honest and affecting. If you're a serious fan/ listener, \"Both Sides\" is a treasure.\n\n\"Both Sides\" was originally released in November of 1993, and with it having been such a relative commercial disappointment, you can get this DIRT cheap on CD--if you see one in solid condition for $3, it's an absolute STEAL. (P.S. Also keep an eye out for the \"We Wait and We Wonder\" CD single which contains two great non-LP songs: \"For A Friend\" and \"Take Me With You\".)","Product: CD IN FLAWLESS CONDITION. SHIPS VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $25 FREE UPGRADE TO PRIORITY MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $50 SHIPPED WITH SIGNATURE CONFIRMATION.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: brilliant compositions, masterful dynamics, simply BRILLIANT\n\nReview: The very thought of Genesis' 1980 album \"Duke\" receiving a considerable amount of hostility is truly unjust and, frankly, ridiculous. \"Duke\", originally released on March 31, 1980, is, in some ways, a transitional record, but here's the thing... Serious fans realize that Genesis did not suddenly become a \"pop\" band overnight--the shift to a less progressive, more \"pop\"-ish sound was an extremely gradual one, & that said, a case can very much be made that every Genesis album from 1976 through 1983 are transitional ones. This album, sonically, is nearly identical to the previous album \"...And Then There Were Three\"--both albums featured production by David Hentschel.\n\nTo put it a certain way, I think if \"Duke\" had been released by an obscure band, it would have an absolutely fanatical cult following. As it is, it somehow seems to have gotten something of a bad rap with its increasing prominence of Phil Collins in the songwriting department. However, an album of this caliber can only be supplied by the likes of Banks, Collins, & Rutherford. If you think this is a straightforward pop-rock record, obviously the only tracks from it that you`re familiar with are \"Misunderstanding\" and \"Turn It On Again\".\n\nClassify the album however you want though--the bottom line is that this is a masterpiece. Tony Banks' compositional brilliance is in serious abundance on this album, displaying why he is so widely admired by so many progressive rock fans. Vocally, Phil is in a weirdly transitional phase on \"Duke\"--his vocals are expressive & powerful, yet throughout the album, there's a `little guy' humbleness to his vocals, something that, strangely, was almost completely washed away even by the time of Phil's debut solo album \"Face Value\" from early the following year. Listen to Phil's vocals on Tony's gloomy, soothing, and dreamy ballad \"Heathaze\", or on Mike Rutherford's slightly weepy, yet soulful, soaring ballad \"Alone Tonight\", and you'll see what I mean--you never really heard that timbre from Phil ever again. It's almost as if after this album was completed Phil got an extra shot of testosterone.\n\nAlso, I want to point out the drumming. Phil's crisp, fluent drumming on here, which is brilliantly captured in the mix, is incredible. I'm not exactly sure about the chronology, but I *think* the recording of \"Duke\" came just before Phil, along with Hugh Padgham and Steve Lillywhite (while working on the third \"Peter Gabriel\" album), hit upon the gated \"In the Air Tonight\" drum sound that was soon to become a trademark of his.\n\nThe album opens with \"Behind the Lines\", which has an exciting, fast-paced 2+ minute instrumental intro before the wonderfully melodic, mellower song portion begins. \"Duchess\" also starts off with a 2+ minute instrumental portion which features atmospheric drum machine, washes of guitar, and ethereal keyboard chord changes from Banks--it's really beautiful, and it builds into the main song portion which has soaring Phil vocals, singing a haunting tale about the rise and fall of a female singer. Rutherford's \"Man of Our Times\" is an anthemic song loaded with catchy riffs that explodes out of the speakers/ headphones--it features searing vocals from Collins that, strangely, are majorly buried in the dense mix.\n\nThe two hit singles are terrific as well. \"Misunderstanding\" (which is indeed highly reminiscent of Sly & the Family Stone's \"Hot Fun in the Summertime\") is a sophisticated, yearning mid-tempo love song. And \"Turn It On Again\" has an ultra-catchy Rutherford guitar riff, and it's sort of a feel-good tune, but with a highly contemplative feel to it.\n\nPhil also delivers a really hard-hittingly emotional ballad with \"Please Don't Ask\", a track which strongly underlines how unfair the criticism Phil has received about his songwriting over the years really is. Listen to the chord changes and the elegant shifts of key that masterfully intertwine with the lyrics of the song, heightening its emotional impact.\n\nGenesis bring closure to the album in emphatic fashion with the multi-part, mostly instrumental \"Duke's Travels\" which really takes you on a musical journey, and it segues into the last track, \"Duke's End\", which is a reprise of the intro to \"Behind the Lines\".\n\nAll that said, calling this album a sellout pop-rock simply doesn't pan out. \"Duke\" is an album that offers a wealth of astonishing musicality, masterful use of dynamics, and brilliant composition. I've been listening to \"Duke\" since I was a kid, and my understanding, respect, and admiration of it has only grown since then. And with so much emotionally resonant music here, it's an album that can go a long way to help pull you through the dark phases of your life as well. If you've got a serious love for music, you can't go wrong with this stunning must-have album.\n\n(P.S. One gripe I have with both this CD version and the later \"original recording remastered\" version is that the track mark dividing \"Dutchess\" & \"Guide Vocal\" was improperly inserted--that bit you hear at the beginning of track 3 is actually the closing portion of \"Dutchess\", not the intro to \"Guide Vocal\".)","Product: CD IN FLAWLESS CONDITION. SHIPS VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $25 FREE UPGRADE TO PRIORITY MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $50 SHIPPED WITH SIGNATURE CONFIRMATION.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: brilliant compositions, masterful dynamics, simply BRILLIANT\n\nReview: The very thought of Genesis' 1980 album \"Duke\" receiving a considerable amount of hostility is truly unjust and, frankly, ridiculous. \"Duke\", originally released on March 31, 1980, is, in some ways, a transitional record, but here's the thing... Serious fans realize that Genesis did not suddenly become a \"pop\" band overnight--the shift to a less progressive, more \"pop\"-ish sound was an extremely gradual one, & that said, a case can very much be made that every Genesis album from 1976 through 1983 are transitional ones. This album, sonically, is nearly identical to the previous album \"...And Then There Were Three\"--both albums featured production by David Hentschel.\n\nTo put it a certain way, I think if \"Duke\" had been released by an obscure band, it would have an absolutely fanatical cult following. As it is, it somehow seems to have gotten something of a bad rap with its increasing prominence of Phil Collins in the songwriting department. However, an album of this caliber can only be supplied by the likes of Banks, Collins, & Rutherford. If you think this is a straightforward pop-rock record, obviously the only tracks from it that you`re familiar with are \"Misunderstanding\" and \"Turn It On Again\".\n\nClassify the album however you want though--the bottom line is that this is a masterpiece. Tony Banks' compositional brilliance is in serious abundance on this album, displaying why he is so widely admired by so many progressive rock fans. Vocally, Phil is in a weirdly transitional phase on \"Duke\"--his vocals are expressive & powerful, yet throughout the album, there's a `little guy' humbleness to his vocals, something that, strangely, was almost completely washed away even by the time of Phil's debut solo album \"Face Value\" from early the following year. Listen to Phil's vocals on Tony's gloomy, soothing, and dreamy ballad \"Heathaze\", or on Mike Rutherford's slightly weepy, yet soulful, soaring ballad \"Alone Tonight\", and you'll see what I mean--you never really heard that timbre from Phil ever again. It's almost as if after this album was completed Phil got an extra shot of testosterone.\n\nAlso, I want to point out the drumming. Phil's crisp, fluent drumming on here, which is brilliantly captured in the mix, is incredible. I'm not exactly sure about the chronology, but I *think* the recording of \"Duke\" came just before Phil, along with Hugh Padgham and Steve Lillywhite (while working on the third \"Peter Gabriel\" album), hit upon the gated \"In the Air Tonight\" drum sound that was soon to become a trademark of his.\n\nThe album opens with \"Behind the Lines\", which has an exciting, fast-paced 2+ minute instrumental intro (reminiscent of the intro of Zeppelin's \"The Song Remains The Same\") before the wonderfully melodic, mellower song portion begins. \"Duchess\" also starts off with a 2+ minute instrumental portion which features atmospheric drum machine, washes of guitar, and ethereal keyboard chord changes from Banks--it's really beautiful, and it builds into the main song portion which has soaring Phil vocals, singing a haunting tale about the rise and fall of a female singer. Rutherford's \"Man of Our Times\" is an anthemic song loaded with catchy riffs that explodes out of the speakers/ headphones--it features searing vocals from Collins that, strangely, are majorly buried in the dense mix.\n\nThe two hit singles are terrific as well. \"Misunderstanding\" (which is indeed highly reminiscent of Sly & the Family Stone's \"Hot Fun in the Summertime\") is a sophisticated, yearning mid-tempo love song. And \"Turn It On Again\" has an ultra-catchy Rutherford guitar riff, and it's sort of a feel-good tune, but with a highly contemplative feel to it.\n\nPhil also delivers a really hard-hittingly emotional ballad with \"Please Don't Ask\", a track which strongly underlines how unfair the criticism Phil has received about his songwriting over the years really is. Listen to the chord changes and the elegant shifts of key that masterfully intertwine with the lyrics of the song, heightening its emotional impact.\n\nGenesis bring closure to the album in emphatic fashion with the multi-part, mostly instrumental \"Duke's Travels\" which really takes you on a musical journey, and it segues into the last track, \"Duke's End\", which is a reprise of the intro to \"Behind the Lines\".\n\nAll that said, calling this album a sellout pop-rock simply doesn't pan out. \"Duke\" is an album that offers a wealth of astonishing musicality, masterful use of dynamics, and brilliant composition. I've been listening to \"Duke\" since I was a kid, and my understanding, respect, and admiration of it has only grown since then. And with so much emotionally resonant music here, it's an album that can go a long way to help pull you through the dark phases of your life as well. If you've got a serious love for music, you can't go wrong with this stunning must-have album.\n\n(P.S. One gripe I have with both this \"original recording remastered\" version and the earlier CD version is that the track mark dividing \"Dutchess\" & \"Guide Vocal\" was improperly inserted--that bit you hear at the beginning of track 3 is actually the closing portion of \"Dutchess\", not the intro to \"Guide Vocal\".)","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: an uncanny blend of pop-rock and heavy duty prog\n\nReview: \"...And Then There Were Three\" was originally released in March of 1978, and it's the first Genesis album following Steve Hackett's departure from the band in 1977.\n\nNow, don't get me wrong here--I'm not denying Hackett's compositional talent or his distinctive fluid guitar style. However, many fans have grossly overstated the importance of Steve Hackett's departure from Genesis. The sound of \"And Then There Were Three\" is very, very similar to that of the previous album \"Wind & Wuthering\". Okay, so there aren't any classical guitar spotlights a la \"Blood On The Rooftops\" on here, but overall, the albums are very sonically similar, and Hackett just wasn't spotlighted enough on the two previous albums, either compositionally or performance-wise, for his loss to be felt all that much.\n\nTony Banks, Phil Collins, and Mike Rutherford had such an incredible working relationship and chemistry together, as Genesis' 1978-1991 output monumentally demonstrates, that Hackett's leaving the group was undoubtedly for the best. That's not to say things wouldn't have been interesting had Hackett stayed. What seems to be overlooked by most of the fans who accuse Genesis of 'going pop' following Hackett's departure, is that Hackett himself basically 'went pop' in his own right on his 1981 solo album \"Cured\". All that said, it seems obviously clear that Hackett didn't leave Genesis due to them becoming 'too poppy', he left because he felt suffocated by the other guys and wasn't getting enough of his own compositions in.\n\nIn any case, \"...And Then There Were Three\" finds Genesis brilliantly carrying on without Hackett. Mike Rutherford was a fine guitarist in his own right, and even Banks played guitar (although not on this album if I understand correctly), so filling in the guitar parts was no big deal. And either way, you've still got the dense layers of keyboards from Banks and the tremendous drumming from Collins.\n\nThe album starts off with the dynamite \"Down And Out\". An icy intro gives way to a frenetic rocker with manical Collins drumming on the verses which are in a 10-4 time signature, giving the song an incredibly powerful, hyperactive feel. This is heavy duty progressive rock, folks. The rumor is that the lyrics pertain to Hackett's depature from the band, but it seems to deal more with the band feeling at odds with the 'pop music scene' of the late '70s.\n\n\"Undertow\" is one of those wistful, lyrically vivid Banks ballads, with his beloved Yamaha CP-70 electric grand piano sound, and a soaring chorus--an absolutely beautiful song. Also beautiful is Rutherford's spiritually-oriented ballad \"Snowbound\", with Collins singing the verses in that incredibly tender, feathery 'little guy' voice that's characteristic of him for this era (although it would forever vanish by the time of 1981's \"Abacab\"). The melancholy \"Many Too Many\" is marred a tad by overly prominent synth-strings, but it's still undeniably moving, with stirringly emotional choruses; it's surprising that it's a Banks solo composition--it sounds very Rutherford-esque. And even if you're burnt out on the feel-good radio hit \"Follow You Follow Me\", there's no denying it's superbly melodic, and it's neatly enhanced by Rutherford's heavily chorused/ flangered electric guitar.\n\nThere's a surprising turn toward Wild West thematics on \"Ballad Of Big\" and Rutherford's \"Deep In The Motherlode\", great songs, each in the 4 or 5 minute range, with the usual huge hooks and dynamics that we expect from these guys. The fade on \"...Motherlode\" makes effective use of backwards reverb on the drums. Banks' longer, 7+ minute \"Burning Rope\" perhaps drags a tad, but that's splitting hairs--it's darn great, with a terrific intro featuring masterful Collins drum fills. The sprightly \"Scenes From A Night's Dream\" is a wonderfully catchy pop-rock flavored tune, with terrific ringing guitars and ethereal background vocals.\n\nBanks offers another 6+ minute epic with \"The Lady Lies\". It's a story-song somewhat along the lines of the previous album's \"All In A Mouse's Night\". The lyrics, about a femme fatale, are fairly lame and highly obvious, but the music is a different story... The verses are naturally sly and insinuating, and this is contrasted with an absolutely gorgeous chorus, plus there's a spine-tingling mid-section with a great Banks solo spot.\n\nAll in all, despite some minor gripes here and there, I can hardly say enough positive things about \"...And Then There Were Three\". This is the start of an unparalled streak of musical brilliance from the Banks-Collins-Rutherford lineup of Genesis.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: an uncanny blend of pop-rock and heavy duty prog\n\nReview: \"...And Then There Were Three\" was originally released in March of 1978, and it's the first Genesis album following Steve Hackett's departure from the band in 1977.\n\nNow, don't get me wrong here--I'm not denying Hackett's compositional talent or his distinctive fluid guitar style. However, many fans have grossly overstated the importance of Steve Hackett's departure from Genesis. The sound of \"And Then There Were Three\" is very, very similar to that of the previous album \"Wind & Wuthering\". Okay, so there aren't any classical guitar spotlights a la \"Blood On The Rooftops\" on here, but overall, the albums are very sonically similar, and Hackett just wasn't spotlighted enough on the two previous albums, either compositionally or performance-wise, for his loss to be felt all that much.\n\nTony Banks, Phil Collins, and Mike Rutherford had such an incredible working relationship and chemistry together, as Genesis' 1978-1991 output monumentally demonstrates, that Hackett's leaving the group was undoubtedly for the best. That's not to say things wouldn't have been interesting had Hackett stayed. What seems to be overlooked by most of the fans who accuse Genesis of 'going pop' following Hackett's departure, is that Hackett himself basically 'went pop' in his own right on his 1981 solo album \"Cured\". All that said, it seems obviously clear that Hackett didn't leave Genesis due to them becoming 'too poppy', he left because he felt suffocated by the other guys and wasn't getting enough of his own compositions in.\n\nIn any case, \"...And Then There Were Three\" finds Genesis brilliantly carrying on without Hackett. Mike Rutherford was a fine guitarist in his own right, and even Banks played guitar (although not on this album if I understand correctly), so filling in the guitar parts was no big deal. And either way, you've still got the dense layers of keyboards from Banks and the tremendous drumming from Collins.\n\nThe album starts off with the dynamite \"Down And Out\". An icy intro gives way to a frenetic rocker with manical Collins drumming on the verses which are in a 10-4 time signature, giving the song an incredibly powerful, hyperactive feel. This is heavy duty progressive rock, folks. The rumor is that the lyrics pertain to Hackett's depature from the band, but it seems to deal more with the band feeling at odds with the 'pop music scene' of the late '70s.\n\n\"Undertow\" is one of those wistful, lyrically vivid Banks ballads, with his beloved Yamaha CP-70 electric grand piano sound, and a soaring chorus--an absolutely beautiful song. Also beautiful is Rutherford's spiritually-oriented ballad \"Snowbound\", with Collins singing the verses in that incredibly tender, feathery 'little guy' voice that's characteristic of him for this era (although it would forever vanish by the time of 1981's \"Abacab\"). The melancholy \"Many Too Many\" is marred a tad by overly prominent synth-strings, but it's still undeniably moving, with stirringly emotional choruses; it's surprising that it's a Banks solo composition--it sounds very Rutherford-esque. And even if you're burnt out on the feel-good radio hit \"Follow You Follow Me\", there's no denying it's superbly melodic, and it's neatly enhanced by Rutherford's heavily chorused/ flangered electric guitar.\n\nThere's a surprising turn toward Wild West thematics on \"Ballad Of Big\" and Rutherford's \"Deep In The Motherlode\", great songs, each in the 4 or 5 minute range, with the usual huge hooks and dynamics that we expect from these guys. The fade on \"...Motherlode\" makes effective use of backwards reverb on the drums. Banks' longer, 7+ minute \"Burning Rope\" perhaps drags a tad, but that's splitting hairs--it's darn great, with a terrific intro featuring masterful Collins drum fills. The sprightly \"Scenes From A Night's Dream\" is a wonderfully catchy pop-rock flavored tune, with terrific ringing guitars and ethereal background vocals.\n\nBanks offers another 6+ minute epic with \"The Lady Lies\". It's a story-song somewhat along the lines of the previous album's \"All In A Mouse's Night\". The lyrics, about a femme fatale, are fairly lame and highly obvious, but the music is a different story... The verses are naturally sly and insinuating, and this is contrasted with an absolutely gorgeous chorus, plus there's a spine-tingling mid-section with a great Banks solo spot.\n\nAll in all, despite some minor gripes here and there, I can hardly say enough positive things about \"...And Then There Were Three\". This is the start of an unparalled streak of musical brilliance from the Banks-Collins-Rutherford lineup of Genesis.","Product: Audio CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: quintessential AC/DC--an incredibly ass-kicking album from these kings of hard rock\n\nReview: I've found this album getting some really mixed reviews, which is quite mind-blowing. Unless you're a total Bon Scott worshipper who refuses to give Brian Johnson his due, which of course is a big mistake, no hard rock lover should be without this album.\n\nOriginally released in September of 1990, \"The Razors Edge\" smokes and kicks major ass all over the place--you've got to take your hat off to the late Bruce Fairbairn for his production on this one.\n\nMuch has been made that Brian Johnson's voice sounds totally shot on here. Admittedly, by this time, he no longer had the kind of gloriously piercing edge that you can hear in full force on 1981's \"For Those About To Rock...\" and 1983's \"Flick of the Switch\". On the other hand, he's still singing his balls off on here in his usual high-pitched register, and he adds greatly to the album's excitement level. There's a certain on-the-edge intensity to his vocals here that really gets under your skin.\n\nThe big hit \"Thunderstruck\", with its classic single-string lead guitar line from Angus Young, gets the album off to a great anthemic start. \"Fire Your Guns\" is one of those thrilling fast-paced AC/DC gems that really gets the blood flowing. \"Money Talks\" has something of a barroom rock quality, but don't worry, it's hardly Hootie & the Blowfish, and it's got an incredibly catchy chorus. The arrestingly menacing title track is chillingly powerful. For proof positive that Angus and Malcolm Young are kings of hard rock riffery, you needn't look any further than the stomping \"Got You By The Balls\"--the main riff is uncanny: deceptively simple and absolutely bone-crunching. The album closes in intensely menacing fashion with the ingeniously crafted stomper \"If You Dare\". There's a load more excitement to be found as well with the driving \"Rock Your Heart Out\"; the chugging \"Shot Of Love\"; and a pair of good-timey party rockers: \"Are You Ready\" and \"Let's Make It\". Showing what a roll the boys are on, even the tracks that seem filler-ish work--the 'sleigh bells'-fortified \"Mistress For Christmas\" is amusingly dumb and irresistibly fun; and \"Goodbye And Good Riddance To Bad Luck\", with its utterly tossed off main riff, is also solidly amusing and enjoyable.\n\nMetaphorically speaking, the boys are simply on fire here, and the album is thoroughly a blast. If you're looking to, ahem, \"Rock Your Heart Out\", you can't go wrong with this essential hard rock masterpiece.","Product: Audio CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: quintessential AC/DC--an incredibly ass-kicking album from these kings of hard rock\n\nReview: I've found this album getting some really mixed reviews, which is quite mind-blowing. Unless you're a total Bon Scott worshipper who refuses to give Brian Johnson his due, which of course is a big mistake, no hard rock lover should be without this album.\n\nOriginally released in September of 1990, \"The Razors Edge\" smokes and kicks major ass all over the place--you've got to take your hat off to the late Bruce Fairbairn for his production on this one.\n\nMuch has been made that Brian Johnson's voice sounds totally shot on here. Admittedly, by this time, he no longer had the kind of gloriously piercing edge that you can hear in full force on 1981's \"For Those About To Rock...\" and 1983's \"Flick of the Switch\". On the other hand, he's still singing his balls off on here in his usual high-pitched register, and he adds greatly to the album's excitement level. There's a certain on-the-edge intensity to his vocals here that really gets under your skin.\n\nThe big hit \"Thunderstruck\", with its classic single-string lead guitar line from Angus Young, gets the album off to a great anthemic start. \"Fire Your Guns\" is one of those thrilling fast-paced AC/DC gems that really gets the blood flowing. \"Money Talks\" has something of a barroom rock quality, but don't worry, it's hardly Hootie & the Blowfish, and it's got an incredibly catchy chorus. The arrestingly menacing title track is chillingly powerful. For proof positive that Angus and Malcolm Young are kings of hard rock riffery, you needn't look any further than the stomping \"Got You By The Balls\"--the main riff is uncanny: deceptively simple and absolutely bone-crunching. The album closes in intensely menacing fashion with the ingeniously crafted stomper \"If You Dare\". There's a load more excitement to be found as well with the driving \"Rock Your Heart Out\"; the chugging \"Shot Of Love\"; and a pair of good-timey party rockers: \"Are You Ready\" and \"Let's Make It\". Showing what a roll the boys are on, even the tracks that seem filler-ish work--the 'sleigh bells'-fortified \"Mistress For Christmas\" is amusingly dumb and irresistibly fun; and \"Goodbye And Good Riddance To Bad Luck\", with its utterly tossed off main riff, is also solidly amusing and enjoyable.\n\nMetaphorically speaking, the boys are simply on fire here, and the album is thoroughly a blast. If you're looking to, ahem, \"Rock Your Heart Out\", you can't go wrong with this essential hard rock masterpiece.","Product: Audio CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: quintessential AC/DC--an incredibly ass-kicking album from these kings of hard rock\n\nReview: I've found this album getting some really mixed reviews, which is quite mind-blowing. Unless you're a total Bon Scott worshipper who refuses to give Brian Johnson his due, which of course is a big mistake, no hard rock lover should be without this album.\n\nOriginally released in September of 1990, \"The Razors Edge\" smokes and kicks major ass all over the place--you've got to take your hat off to the late Bruce Fairbairn for his production on this one.\n\nMuch has been made that Brian Johnson's voice sounds totally shot on here. Admittedly, by this time, he no longer had the kind of gloriously piercing edge that you can hear in full force on 1981's \"For Those About To Rock...\" and 1983's \"Flick of the Switch\". On the other hand, he's still singing his balls off on here in his usual high-pitched register, and he adds greatly to the album's excitement level. There's a certain on-the-edge intensity to his vocals here that really gets under your skin.\n\nThe big hit \"Thunderstruck\", with its classic single-string lead guitar line from Angus Young, gets the album off to a great anthemic start. \"Fire Your Guns\" is one of those thrilling fast-paced AC/DC gems that really gets the blood flowing. \"Money Talks\" has something of a barroom rock quality, but don't worry, it's hardly Hootie & the Blowfish, and it's got an incredibly catchy chorus. The arrestingly menacing title track is chillingly powerful. For proof positive that Angus and Malcolm Young are kings of hard rock riffery, you needn't look any further than the stomping \"Got You By The Balls\"--the main riff is uncanny: deceptively simple and absolutely bone-crunching. The album closes in intensely menacing fashion with the ingeniously crafted stomper \"If You Dare\". There's a load more excitement to be found as well with the driving \"Rock Your Heart Out\"; the chugging \"Shot Of Love\"; and a pair of good-timey party rockers: \"Are You Ready\" and \"Let's Make It\". Showing what a roll the boys are on, even the tracks that seem filler-ish work--the 'sleigh bells'-fortified \"Mistress For Christmas\" is amusingly dumb and irresistibly fun; and \"Goodbye And Good Riddance To Bad Luck\", with its utterly tossed off main riff, is also solidly amusing and enjoyable.\n\nMetaphorically speaking, the boys are simply on fire here, and the album is thoroughly a blast. If you're looking to, ahem, \"Rock Your Heart Out\", you can't go wrong with this essential hard rock masterpiece.","Product: What A Fool Believes highlights this 1978 smash!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: uplifting, soulful, fun--impossible to resist\n\nReview: \"Minute By Minute\", originally released in December of 1978, was the third official studio album from the Doobie Brothers with Michael McDonald as a member of the band, and I think it's clear that the third time was the charm, both artistically and commercially--although the previous two albums certainly weren't without solid commercial success in the US, this one was a bonafide blockbuster, topping the US charts, having gone platinum within the first four months of its original release, and having gone triple-platinum by 1985.\n\nI think the report of the band being dissatisfied with this album can be attributed to them feeling emotionally drained at the time of its recording/ release. The sessions weren't exactly smooth sailing--in the booklet for the Rhino \"Greatest Hits\" CD, Michael McDonald recalls how the band did countless takes just for \"What A Fool Believes\" alone and that they \"almost gave up\".\n\nWithout a doubt, the huge success of this album was deserved. It's really amazing how much better of an album \"Minute By Minute\" is compared to the first two Doobies' albums with McDonald--1976's \"Takin' It To The Streets\" and 1977's \"Livin' On The Fault Line\" respectively. Although respectable albums, the Doobies sound rather burnt out on \"...Streets\" and \"...Fault Line\" and often seem to be coasting on their (admittedly hugely respectable) instrumental chops to try and mask a lack of quality songwriting. With \"Minute By Minute\", energy and enthusiasm are back in a big way--it's like the band suddenly got a second wind.\n\nMichael McDonald's gasping, soulful vocals here pack a major wallop and are simply infectious, and he handles the lead vocals on a handful of classic tracks from this album. And of course, McDonald was one damn impressive songwriter as well--his album opening solo composition, the heavily syncopated \"Here To Love You\", is one of his characteristic \"soulful rants\" as I like to call them, and it's an irresistible, uplifting feel-good tune. \"What A Fool Believes\" was a huge hit, and with its crisp beat, rich & soaring harmonies, clever and incisive love lyrics, the sly key change on the chorus, and the extreme melodic catchiness, it's a total classic--it's true that you've probably heard it a 'zillion' times, but there's no denying the brilliance of it. The jazzy, arrestingly hushed and moody title track is also classic hit. \"Open Your Eyes\", with its pleading minor-keyed verses and extreme catchiness, is also a gem, and don't forget about the grooving album closer \"How Do The Fools Survive?\".\n\nThe greatness doesn't stop there. On the previous album, it was as if the band was either afraid to rock out or had forgotten how to do so, but they come gloriously roaring back in that department with Patrick Simmons' enthusiastic bluesy rocker \"Don't Stop To Watch The Wheels\", an irresistible song with a super fun guitar line and cool atmospheric stuff going on as well.\n\nI'll admit that not every song itself on the album is a classic, but still, \"Dependin' On You\" is a fun feel-good tune, and \"Streamer Lane Breakdown\" is a solid, country-flavored instrumental that adds a welcome diversity. The minor-keyed \"You Never Change\" is admittedly a bit slight, and yet it's still another piece of arrestingly catchy material. The quasi-ballad \"Sweet Feelin'\", with vocals from Nicolette Larson, is rather fluffish, but it's still catchy, under 3 minutes long, and nicely enjoyable.\n\nSo, despite some weaknesses, I have to admit I have a real weakness for this type of classy music, the kind of stuff that really holds up to repeated listening. Even \"What A Fool Believes\" is one of those songs that, despite its relentless airplay, has so much going on to make it one of those songs that's always 'worth one more listen', as the saying goes. On the whole, \"Minute By Minute\" is a great and timeless album.","Product: McVie, Welch and especially Danny Kirwin gave Fleetwood Mac some of their greatest songs of the era: Spare Me a Little of Your Love; Sentimental Lady; Dust; Danny's Chant; Bare Trees , and more. 1972 release.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: often pleasant, but feels rushed through\n\nReview: With Peter Green long gone, and the Buckingham-Nicks years still a few years down the road, Fleetwood Mac were clearly floundering with 1972's \"Bare Trees\". I'm suspecting that the band, especially Christine McVie, was really frustrated with the previous album, \"Future Games\", not having been more commercially successful at the time. \"Bare Trees\" is a respectable effort, generally very mellow as is \"Future Games\", and it's often pleasant, but it sounds as though the recording of the album was painfully rushed, as if they just wanted to get the experience over with, and it results in a frustratingly passionless listening experience. A perfect example of this is Christine McVie's toothless lead vocal on her \"Spare Me A Little Of Your Love\" which is additionally marred by the pompous, operatic background vocals (Johnny Rivers later recorded this tune in a far superior, more soulful version). 5 of the album's 10 tracks were written by Danny Kirwan, and his tracks hold up pretty well for the most part--\"Sunny Side Of Heaven\" is a nicely crafted, breezy instrumental; \"Dust\" has nice chord changes, although it feels quite insubstantial, despite the craftiness; the uptempo rocker \"Child Of Mine\" has an undeniably catchy chorus; and the rolling, riffy title track has some effective hooks, but feels rather half-hearted like so much of the rest. Kirwan does offer up a major dud with \"Danny's Chant\", a filler track if there ever was one--the mercilessly distorted, wah-wahed guitar intro is grating and amateurish, and the 'chant' is pompous and lame-brained. Bob Welch offers 2 nice tracks including the moody, flute-laden \"The Ghost\", but unfortunately the version of \"Sentimental Lady\" here is marred by his corny vocal inflections which sound like a dumbfounded Joe Walsh. It seems totally obvious that Christine McVie was fed up with the band at this point--in addition to her forced, passionless vocal on \"Spare Me A Little...\", just look at the lyrics on \"Homeward Bound\" where she confesses she'd prefer to \"sit at home in my rockin' chair\"--indeed--and musically, the tune is rather tossed-off. Adding insult to injury is \"Thoughts On A Grey Day\", an incredibly silly, rambling spoken word piece credited to \"Mrs. Scarrot\"--it's an utter embarrassment. In the end, there's some really nice stuff to listen to on here if you're in the mood to just chill out, but the album feels like a major missed opportunity.","Product: Christopher Cross Christopher Cross German CD album\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: blissfully straddles the line between '70s soft rock & '80s adult contemporary\n\nReview: This self-titled debut album from Christopher Cross came out at the tail end of 1979, & it does sound like a '70s record, but what's striking is how it manages to strike an uncanny balance between '70s soft rock & '80s adult contemporary, despite the fact that the '80s hadn't even dawned when this came out (although they nearly had--this came out in the period between Christmas & New Year's in 1979). For instance, \"Never Be the Same\" has a twinkly keyboard sound that strongly brings to mind Elton John's 1989 tune \"Sacrifice\", making it easy to see how casual fans would mistake this for a much later recording. Although there are certainly synthesizers on here, they're really not that prominent at all. Instead, the record's sound is dominated by lots of warm Fender Rhodes electric piano, acoustic piano, crisp drumming, jazzy guitar solos, etc (in other words, a \"70s sound\", if you will). It's the kind of record that stereo salesmen love to use when demonstrating the abilities of their equipment, & for good reason--the record puts to use the advancements that had been made in recording technology up to that time, yet without any of the '80s synth-mania that was a few years or so down the road.\n\nThe result is a brightly-polished, warm-sounding album, phenomenally produced by Michael Omartian who, not so coincidentally, had previously worked with Steely Dan (a definitive band for audiophiles). Check out the wondefully rich-sounding piano chords on \"Minstrel Gigolo\" for a perfect example. This CD release, though not an \"original recording remastered\" disc, still sounds great & does the album justice. Performance-wise, the album is also absolutely first-rate, with such legendary session musicians as Larry Carlton, Jay Graydon, Victor Feldman, Jim Horn, & Chuck Findley, all of whom also played for Steely Dan. Even future guitar god Eric Johnson plays the solo guitar on \"Minstrel Gigolo\". All that said, this ain't your run-of-the-mill \"adult contemporary\" record by a long shot. One could argue that all the big names such as Michael McDonald, Don Henley, & Nicolette Larson (who all contribute vocals) were merely an attempt to give the album some \"credentials\" (with Cross being an \"unknown\"), but the thing is, the guests were sincere & clearly into the material, & they contribute positively to the record. The difference is night and day versus having Nickelback guest with Santana, or the Rolling Stones snapping up Dave Matthews for a cameo--now THAT's crass.\n\nAs for Cross himself, his crystal clear tenor vocals were sincere & convincing, & he was also a first-rate guitarist in his own right (he played the excellent, extended solo on the fade of \"Ride Like the Wind\"). He also wrote every song on here himself, & there isn't a weak song on the entire album--in fact, the album is almost uniformly blissful, with extremely little to complain about whatsoever. Some of the songwriting is minimalistic, but effectively so, as on the minor-keyed, propulsive Lowell George-dedicated \"Ride Like The Wind\", with its simple, repetitive looping piano part & a somewhat minimal verse melody, or \"Spinning\" which is so invitingly melodic & lush-sounding that its lack of lyrics ends up not being a problem (although Valerie Carter, whose vocals are prominently featured on the track, does get typically carried away). Matching the immaculate production values with Cross' winningly sentimental, tuneful songwriting, the album stacks up gem after gem, whether it's the affecting, mellow ballads \"Sailing\", \"Minstrel Gigolo\", & \"The Light Is On\"; the fun, feel-good pop-rocker \"Say You'll Be Mine\"; or songs that combine those two elements such as the wonderfully dramatic and uplifting \"Poor Shirley\" which puts Cross' Beach Boys/ Brian Wilson influence on full display, and has cathartic high notes from Cross towards the end.\n\nThis is truly a landmark classic album that very much serves as a benchmark for what adult contemporary music should sound like (as opposed to what it SHOULDN'T sound like). One of my personal favorite albums of all time.","Product: FLEETWOOD MAC TANGO IN THE NIGHT\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: quite flawed, and embarassing in places... but lots of great stuff anyway\n\nReview: Released in April of 1987, \"Tango In The Night\" was another smash hit album for Fleetwood Mac. It's been reported that this was originally a Lindsey Buckingham solo album and that it morphed into a Fleetwood Mac album, which makes sense--the album was produced by Lindsey and Richard Dashut, and Lindsey is clearly in the driver's seat here.\n\nSonically, \"Tango...\" sounds a lot like Lindsey's \"Go Insane\" album--his trademark looping synth parts are on heavy display, and his trademark 'speaking-hopping' vocals are also very much in evidence. The key difference is that it sounds significantly more 'commercialized' than \"Go Insane\", which isn't surprising, not just because this is a Fleetwood Mac album, but also because \"Go Insane\" was a commercial disappointment (despite being an artistic triumph). You can clearly see Lindsey starting to tumble down the mountain here, a slide that would continue with his \"Out Of the Cradle\" and the 2003 Fleetwood Mac album \"Say You Will\", although he is still pretty close to his \"Go Insane\" peak on \"Tango In The Night\".\n\nLindsey has 3 solo compositions here. The album-opening \"Big Love\" was a big hit--it's arrestingly edgy, with great electric guitar soloing and a great punctuative guitar lick on the chorus, but it's woefully marred by the out of tune chant-like background vocals, the incredibly annoying orgasmic panting (a \"trick\" he already had used on the \"Go Insane\" album), and the pompous coda. \"Caroline\" has him going for his usual sexual intensity--it's catchy, has a cool jungle-ish atmosphere, and overall works quite well, but the song still feels rather unfinished and the verses have minimal, laughably easy-way-out lyrics. It's followed by the title track which is one of the truly terrific tracks here--evocative atmosphere on the quiet verses, a guitar-powered chorus with an exciting ultra-long high note from Lindsey, and a really really good David Gilmour-ish song-ending guitar solo.\n\nLindsey wrote the music for \"Family Man\" and shares the writing credit for the lyrics with Richard Dashut, which is kind of bewildering--it really took two people to come up with these lyrics? The song basically wavers back and forth between just a couple chords all the way through, has minimal lyrics, plus dumb caveman-style vocal snippets on the chorus, but it manages to be a great song anyway, thanks to the bracing and catchy chorus, cool arranging details, and the sumptuous flamenco-style acoustic guitar work.\n\nLindsey co-wrote 3 more songs with Christine McVie. Of these three, Christine sings lead on two of them--the airy \"Mystified\" is a throwaway with incredibly slight lyrics; but \"Isn't It Midnight\", additionally co-written by Eddy Quintela, is a driving uptempo song with great Christine vocals, and the only thing really bringing it down is the dishearteningly rote, overlong \"climactic\" song-ending guitar solo. The weirdly upbeat album-closer \"You And I, Part II\" is another irresistible tune, an excellently melodic pop-rock confection with great lead vocals from Lindsey.\n\nOf course, there are the pair of Christine McVie spotlights that were both big hits. Her lightweight solo composition \"Everywhere\" is an infectious, neatly-arranged feel-good tune, although it is marred a bit by the embarassingly tentative-sounding 'speaking hopping' vocals on the fade (come on Lindsey--this should have been executed much better). The minor-keyed \"Little Lies\", co-written by Quintela, is a gem, with a transcendant synth intro and a great vocal arrangement.\n\nThat leaves us with the trio of Stevie Nicks spotlights. The hit \"Seven Wonders\" is the only one that isn't a Nicks solo composition--it was written by Sandy Stewart with Nicks credited for additional lyrics--and it's the best of the lot with a nice ringing synth part, although it's a rather generic and sugary pop-rocker, and you can hear Stevie's voice faltering on it. Nicks sounds downright laughable on the unintentionally hilarious ballad \"When I See You Again\" with its corny wordplay and the endlessly-repeated \"what's the matter baby\" chorus. \"Welcome To The Room...Sara\" just kinda rambles along, lacking strong hooks, and has pompous Nicks vocals.\n\nSo, admittedly, it's not the smoothest of sailing on \"Tango In The Night\", but this is a very interesting album with lots of great stuff. Even \"When I See You Again\", as embarassing as it is, has definite camp value, as do a number of the other songs.","Product: CD ORG. TARGET PRESSING\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: highly enjoyable soft rock album\n\nReview: Christopher Cross' second album \"Another Page\" came out in January of 1983 after a 3+ year gap between this & his self-titled debut. His debut is a masterpiece & a key album in the history of soft rock & adult contemporary music. This follow up, despite the gap of time between, is very much a continuation of the same sound, so much so that it basically sounds as if it could have been recorded at the same sessions as his debut. Although there are fuzzy-sounding synths on \"All Right\" & \"Deal 'Em Again\", synths aren't really that much more prominent here than they were before. Acoustic guitar is spotlighted more regularly here, but in general, the sound of the previous album, with its prominent piano & electric piano and smooth drum sound, is fully carried over. His first album was a massive commercial success, & a massive artistic success as well, so, it`s not surprising that he continued to use the same style. As with the first album, this was produced by Michael Omartian, & apart from one co-write (on \"Deal 'Em Again\"), everything's again written by Cross alone. Michael McDonald & Don Henley both contribute vocals again, & this time Carl Wilson & Art Garfunkel both appear as well. This album did quickly go gold, but it wasn't even close to the blockbuster the previous album was. However, the quality of the album is indeed high.\n\nCross does go extremely heavy on romantic ballads here, but there's no denying Cross had a real knack for them. \"Nature of the Game\"; the heart-wrenchingly tender \"Talking In My Sleep\"; the yearning \"Long World\"; and the incredibly bittersweet ode to a murdered friend \"Think of Laura\" are each wonderfully melodic soothing ballads that are built upon Cross' acoustic guitar parts; his gentle, sighing vocals are ideal for this material. The contemplative, epic ballad \"Baby Says No\" is also superb and uplifting, with neatly-arranged background vocals.\n\n\"What Am I Supposed To Believe\" is a duet with Cross & Karla Bonoff, both great vocalists, & the track demonstrates how incredibly similar they sound to each other vocally. However, that song, as well as the album closing \"Words of Wisdom\", though not without enjoyable tunefulness, both go overboard & slip over into sappiness.\n\nHe does deliver a couple of upbeat, feel-good tunes--\"Deal `Em Again\" is infectiously catchy & fun, & although \"All Right\" is lyrically slight and very sugary, you can't deny its catchiness.\n\nThe album-opening \"No Time For Talk\" is somewhat ballad-ish, but it's bouncy and fairly uptempo--it's really a great song with an ultra-catchy chorus that features terrific harmony vocals from McDonald.\n\nOverall, if you're a big soft rock fan and/ or love his debut, this is a safe buy. The ballad-heaviness might scare some away, but on a song-by-song basis, this is a really strong record. It's not a dramatic step down in overall quality from his debut, & there are lots of terrific tracks that easily live up to the debut's high standard.\n\n(P.S. The default volume of the standard CD release of this album is unbelievably low, so be ready to crank the volume knob.)","Product: Released 1985 MCA Records, Inc.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 1 of many SD comps, but one oddity helps this disc stand out\n\nReview: Steely Dan, a definitive soft rock/ jazz rock group, have had a lot of greatest hits/ best of compilations released over the years with a lot of recycling of the same tracks. \"A Decade of Steely Dan\" was originally released in 1985, & it manages to somewhat stand apart from other Dan compilations such as \"Gold\" and the 1978 \"Greatest Hits\". With Steely Dan's 1972-1980 output being, in general, so astonishingly consistent and filled with brilliant songs, plus the fact that their biggest hits do tend to rank among their best work, it's pretty hard to screw things up when assembling a Steely Dan greatest hits/ best of. The tracks on \"Decade\" are not presented in chronological order, however there is at least one track from each of their '72-'80 albums, & with the track selection being as as strong as it is, this is a great listen and an effective overview of their career. The only inclusion that's particularly questionable is the Duke Ellington/ Bubber Miley-penned instrumental \"East St. Louis Toodle-Oo\"--yes, I like it, & it's certainly clever, but it's a questionable choice when such total Dan classics as \"Any Major Dude Will Tell You\", \"Any World (That I'm Welcome To)\", and \"Haitian Divorce\", among many others, are missing in action. Still, like I said, this is an effective overview of a band who had boundless creativity when it came to sophisticated, arresting compositions. The thing that really sets this compilation apart is something the previous reviewer has also pointed out--it contains a version of the soundtrack tune \"FM\" that has a haunting, extended song-ending guitar solo passage from Walter Becker; this is the only Steely Dan CD I know of that contains this superior version of this classic song--the \"Citizen\" box set, the 2 CD \"Show Biz Kids\" set, and the aforementioned \"Gold\" CD all contain the inferior version that ends with an extended sax solo instead. Also, the musician/ performance credits for each individual track are a solid bonus. With a band like Steely Dan, obviously there's a lot more you need than just what's on this disc, but still, it's filled with great songs and is an effective compilation.\n\n(P.S. Somewhere along the line the \"A Decade of Steely Dan\" CD was indeed re-released (\"original recording remastered\" as they say), but the packaging remained extremely similar. The sound quality on the older version certainly isn't BAD, so it's a solid bargain if you see it around for a couple bucks somewhere. I wouldn't recommend spending a LOT more for the newer version.)","Product: Released 1985 MCA Records, Inc.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 1 of many SD comps, but one oddity helps this disc stand out\n\nReview: Steely Dan, a definitive soft rock/ jazz rock group, have had a lot of greatest hits/ best of compilations released over the years with a lot of recycling of the same tracks. \"A Decade of Steely Dan\" was originally released in 1985, & it manages to somewhat stand apart from other Dan compilations such as \"Gold\" and the 1978 \"Greatest Hits\". With Steely Dan's 1972-1980 output being, in general, so astonishingly consistent and filled with brilliant songs, plus the fact that their biggest hits do tend to rank among their best work, it's pretty hard to screw things up when assembling a Steely Dan greatest hits/ best of. The tracks on \"Decade\" are not presented in chronological order, however there is at least one track from each of their '72-'80 albums, & with the track selection being as as strong as it is, this is a great listen and an effective overview of their career. The only inclusion that's particularly questionable is the Duke Ellington/ Bubber Miley-penned instrumental \"East St. Louis Toodle-Oo\"--yes, I like it, & it's certainly clever, but it's a questionable choice when such total Dan classics as \"Any Major Dude Will Tell You\", \"Any World (That I'm Welcome To)\", and \"Haitian Divorce\", among many others, are missing in action. Still, like I said, this is an effective overview of a band who had boundless creativity when it came to sophisticated, arresting compositions. The thing that really sets this compilation apart is that it contains a version of the soundtrack tune \"FM\" that has a haunting, extended song-ending guitar solo passage from Walter Becker; this is the only Steely Dan CD I know of that contains this superior version of this classic song--the \"Citizen\" box set, the 2 CD \"Show Biz Kids\" set, and the aforementioned \"Gold\" CD all contain the inferior version that ends with an extended sax solo instead. Also, the musician/ performance credits for each individual track are a solid bonus. With a band like Steely Dan, obviously there's a lot more you need than just what's on this disc, but still, it's filled with great songs and is an effective compilation.\n\n(P.S. Somewhere along the line the \"A Decade of Steely Dan\" CD was indeed re-released (\"original recording remastered\" as they say), but the packaging remained extremely similar. The sound quality on the older version certainly isn't BAD, so it's a solid bargain if you see it around for a couple bucks somewhere. I wouldn't recommend spending a LOT more for this newer version.)","Product: I Just Wasn't Made for These Times Brian Wilson Label: MCA Special Products Release Date: 8/15/1995 UPC: 008811127022 1 Meant for You - :50 2 This Whole World - 1:55 3 Caroline, No - 2:39 4 Let the Wind Blow - 2:44 5 Love and Mercy - 3:13 6 Do It Again - 2:44 7 The Warmth of the Sun - 3:47 8 Wonderful - 2:13 9 Still I Dream of It [Original Home Demo, 1976] - 3:35 10 Melt Away - 2:58 11 'Til I Die - 2:46\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: really not too good\n\nReview: The track listing on this album looks about as perfect as one could imagine, which makes the disappointment all that much more. I'll say right off the bat that the tacked-on 1976 demo of the wistful, bittersweet \"Still I Dream Of It\" (a full band/ fleshed out version of which appears on the \"Good Vibrations\" box set) is deeply moving. But as for the rest of the disc... These remakes, in general, just sound rote, at times hokey, overslick, & lifeless. It's amazing how Brian has become, & continues to be, so self-conscious about his past brilliance doing things such as remaking \"Let Him Run Wild\" (on IMAGINATION), claiming he thought his voice sounded like a whiny girl on the original, & claiming most of the versions on this album to surpass the originals. Some (including Brian himself) thought Brian was losing his good judgment around the time of \"Good Vibrations\" in 1966. It's really here in the 90s where we see his judgment is very blurred, but then again, the guy has had such a troubled past, it's very understandable. That said, it's great to see Brian still performing & hanging in there, being the towering musical legend he always will be. And no one can take away the wonderful original versions.","Product: Solid 1971 effort includes the David Gates penned \"Let Your Love Go\"\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: a really interesting effort, but ultimately uneven\n\nReview: Bread broke through commercially in 1970 with the David Gates-penned classic \"Make It With You\" which was released as a single in May of that year. \"Make It With You\" then went on to appear on Bread's second album \"On The Waters\" which is quite a showcase as far as the David Gates-penned material is concerned, but unfortunately that is not the case for the material by James Griffin and his writing partner Robb Royer.\n\n\"Manna\", Bread's 3rd album, was originally released in March of 1971. There's a heck of a lot going on stylistically here which gives the album sort of a tug-of-war feel, and although the results are ultimately uneven, it's still a really interesting effort. As far as the songwriting is concerned, the album is split down the middle, with 6 tunes written solely by Gates and the remaining 6 written by the Griffin/ Royer pairing.\n\nOn the whole, Gates is in pretty strong form here with his compositions. His weakest tune on the album by far is \"He's A Good Lad\"--it's got a lightweight McCartney-esque feel to it, but unfortunately it's annoyingly slight and dull, with toothless and excessively repetitive lyrics. The album-opening \"Let Your Love Go\" had been released as a single in late 1970 and peaked at #28--it's certainly catchy, but the attempt at a punchy and relatively hard-rocking sound sounds somewhat forced. \"Come Again\" is an extremely ambitious tune, starting off as a stately classical-inspired ballad, shifting into a jazzy nightclub feel, and containing a complexly melodic instrumental segment with piano and orchestration--it's quite intriguing, with impressive and effective melodicism, but unfortunately the song's melodrama takes away much of its impact. Gates does come up with three irresistible songs--there's the somewhat roots rock-flavored \"She Was My Lady\" in which he delivers an excellent echoing lead vocal and savvy lead guitar soloing; the breezy pop-rocker \"What A Change\" which has him soaring up to a blissful falsetto on the choruses; and of course, the immortal \"If\", a heart-wrenching, transcendant ballad of eternal devotion, fittingly enchanced by the 'underwater'-sounding electric guitar.\n\nAs for the Griffin/ Royer combo, they're showing signs of improvement over their \"On The Waters\" material, although Gates' production and arranging probably deserve a considerable amount of the credit for this, and the results still leave a lot to be desired. \"Take Comfort\" moves back and forth between a relatively hard-rocking section and a ballad section--the rockier part does have a catchy melody, but the song's 'meaningful' lyrics are lame-brained and obvious, and Griffin's typically overwrought vocals make them sound even worse. They go for edginess on the lustful, R&B-flavored \"Be Kind To Me\", but the tune sounds considerably like a throwaway, with lame lyrics and excess repetition of the title. They do come up with an engaging moody ballad with \"I Say Again\", a nice acoustic-based pop-rocker \"Too Much Love\", plus a couple other respectable tunes--the orchestrated ballad \"Live In Your Love\"; and the relatively revved-up album closer \"Truckin'\" which is typically overwrought but reasonably catchy.\n\nIn the end, \"Manna\" has its moments for sure, but it's frustratingly disjointed, with uneven songwriting. The 1995 CD release on Rhino does sweeten the pot with excellent, extensive liner notes and a typically valiant remastering effort--try to track it down for a reasonable price if you're a big-time Breadhead.","Product: This is Mike Pinder's first solo album. Originally released in the '70s during the band's hiatus between the albums "Seventh Sojourn" and "Octave," Pinder eventually regained the rights and released it on his own label. Not mentioned on the disc are the two bonus tracks. Track 10 is a remake of 'One Step Into the Light' originally from the 'Octave' album. Track 11 is 'Island to Island', an unreleased track from the 80's. Also not listed is track 6, an instrumental titled 'Air.' Mike Pinder composed all songs and plays piano, Arp Synthesizers, guitar and, of course, MELLOTRON!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: a lot of really nice songs, but comes up short\n\nReview: During the Moody Blues' mid-'70s hiatus, Mike Pinder put out his first solo album with \"The Promise\" in 1976. If you're a big fan of his Moody Blues work and are coming to this album looking for more from where that came from, you may be in for a surprise, because Pinder definitely turned a musical corner here. At times, the sound is still quite lush, but this is basically mid-'70s soft rock with little of the symphonic sound of the Moodies--it seems Pinder used the Mellotron mostly for 'ornamental' effects, and he actually went with an Arp synth for the 'string' sounds on \"You'll Make It Through\". Additionally, there's very much of a jazz flavor to the flute-laden \"Someone To Believe In\", as well as a heavy gospel vibe on \"You'll Make It Through\" and on the coda of \"Free As A Dove\". Pinder's vocals are generally mellow and typically earnest, though occasionally they're a bit shakey and at times slip over into sappiness. Certainly, Pinder's talent for engagingly tuneful songwriting is solidly on display on a majority of the songs here--the uptempo \"Free As A Dove\" is wonderfully melodic and has a contemplative instrumental break with a great, harmonized guitar line, although the good-timey coda does go a bit overboard; \"You'll Make It Through\" is uplifting; \"I Only Want To Love You\" is a little sappy, but still endearing; \"Carry On\" is breezy and quite catchy; and \"Message\" is stately and has a dreamy quality, although it suffers from some fairly overwrought lyrics. And that leads to another problem--the onslaught of New Age-style lyrics is overkill, especially considering how corny some of them are, as on the pompous spoken-word piece \"The Seed\". He really gets carried away on the largely dull, 6-minute title track, and that really hurts considering the shortness of the main album portion--less than 32 minutes. This CD version is lengthened with the inclusion of 2 bonus tracks which aren't listed anywhere on the package and were recorded much later than the rest of the tracks--unfortunately, one of them is an inferior re-recording of \"One Step Into The Light\" done in a late '80s adult contemporary style; the other is the mellow, nicely tuneful \"Island To Island\", a very pleasant tune, though it's a bit toothless. If you love Pinder's work with the Moodies, you will reap some rewards from this album--it's certainly not a disaster, but \"The Promise\" is an album that really feels like a frustrating missed opportunity.","Product: Their 1979 debut album that was never issued domestically. Features four tracks not on 'Boys Don't Cry' (the U.S. version of the debut,) a cover of Jimi Hendrix's 'Foxy Lady', 'Object', 'Meat Hook' & 'It's Not You'. 12 tracks total, also featuring '10:15 Saturday Night', 'Grinding Halt' and 'Fire in Cairo'. Fiction / Universal.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a highly impressive start to an astonishingly great career\n\nReview: Listening today to The Cure's debut album \"Three Imaginary Boys\", originally released in May of 1979, it's intriguing to see how it compares with their subsequent '80s records. But don't get the wrong idea--even though Robert Smith himself has admitted over the years to not being particularly happy with this album, \"Three Imaginary Boys\" is far more than a mere curiosity for diehard Cure fans; this is a highly impressive debut album. It's even more remarkable when you consider that Smith was less than 2 months past his 20th birthday when the album was released, and his vocals do have a youthful exuberance on many of these songs.\n\nThe group often displays a sense of humor here that's completely absent from the next few albums. Songs that point this out include \"Grinding Halt\", with its 'bouncing ball' intro and 'dying engine' ending; the amusing, cartoonishly creepy \"Subway Song\"; the rambling \"So What\" with its classified-section lyrics; and the Jimi Hendrix cover \"Foxy Lady\" which actually features then-bass guitarist Michael Dempsey on lead vocals, and sounds mind-bogglingly like Devo. Also, although not intentionally funny, notice how Lol Tolhurst, who was the drummer at the time, falls back on the same damn drum fill on all of the uptempo numbers, which does get to be a bit annoying--it's been reported he wasn't a very accomplished drummer at the time, and it really does show.\n\nThere are also no noticeable keyboards anywhere on the album. A harmonica crops up on \"Subway Song\", but that's basically the only deviation from the guitar-bass-drums instrumental arrangements. Somewhat ironically though, this album actually comes across as a bit more diverse than the next couple.\n\nAlthough many of the tunes sound underwritten, there's lots and lots of ear-catching stuff here. \"Object\" is surprisingly punkish; and the uptempo \"Grinding Halt\" has a great bass hook and sounds strikingly similar to The Jam. The skeletal, starkly-arranged \"10:15 Saturday Night\" is engagingly mysterious-sounding. \"Accuracy\" and \"Meathook\" each have crafty guitar licks. \"Another Day\", with its woozy-sounding guitar intro, is a very fine tune with a melancholy, yet strangely uplifting feel. \"So What\" has an irresistibly catchy, riffy backing track. \"Fire In Cairo\" is a wonderfully catchy, mellow, mid-tempo minor-keyed tune; and also excellent is the title track which strongly foreshadows the direction the band would take on the following album \"Seventeen Seconds\".\n\nSo, although it's not a masterpiece like so many of The Cure's '80s albums, \"Three Imaginary Boys\" is still a very fine start to their astonishingly great career.\n\n(P.S. \"Three Imaginary Boys\" in its entirety wasn't released in the US until Rhino issued it in a 2 CD \"deluxe\" format in December of 2004. In late '79 or early '80, the \"Boys Don't Cry\" album was released in the US which uses 8 tracks from the \"Three Imaginary Boys\" album, and adds the title track, \"Plastic Passion\", \"Jumping Someone Else's Train\", and \"Killing An Arab\" to the track list. If you're on a budget and/ or aren't a totally obsessive fan, you're probably better off just sticking to the \"Boys Don't Cry\" release for your fix of pre-'80s Cure.)","Product: The English pop-rock trio's sophomore outing, first released in 1987. 11 tracks, including 'Indian Summer' and 'Power To Believe'. Warner.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: somewhat disappointing when compared to the phenomenal debut, but still a lot of magic to be found\n\nReview: The Dream Academy's second album, 1987's \"Remembrance Days\", is not as great as their absolute masterpiece debut. David Gilmour, who co-produced all but one of the tracks from the debut, doesn't participate here. Every track here is co-produced by Hugh Padgham, who worked with closely with Phil Collins and Genesis throughout the `80s. Now, I'm a tremendous fan of '80s Genesis and '80s Phil, and the idea of bringing in Padgham to produce the Dream Academy seems totally promising. The results ARE generally very strong, but, it seems that Gilmour and Nick Laird-Clowes had a major chemistry that helped give the debut its unique, arresting atmosphere. The sound overall on \"Remembrance Days\" leans considerably more toward a typical late `80s pop-rock sound. Plus, the songwriting is overall a noticeable step down from the previous album.\n\nDon't get me wrong, though. There's still a lot of magic here. I wouldn't call this a sophomore slump--it's still well-worth checking out, with many tracks that rank among the Dream Academy's best ever, which is saying a lot. \"The Power To Believe\" is a terrifically melodic, haunting, atmospheric story-song--it does strongly recall Phil Collins' \"In the Air Tonight\", and in turn, it seems to have influenced Phil's subsequent \"We Fly So Close\" from his 1993 album \"Both Sides\". \"Humdrum\" is a mesmerizing, evocative song with incisive lyrics about the rat race people find themselves in, and it's additionally punctuated by a great saxophone solo from Kate St John. The wonderfully breezy \"Hampstead Girl\" spotlights elegant, dreamy background vocals from Kate, as does the brilliant, transcendant retooling of \"Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime\" which also displays her masterful use of oboe--the latter track was co-produced by Lindsey Buckingham, and it's clearly superior to the hit version by the group Korgis (thankfully they didn`t leave this track off the album as they had originally intended). Also, \"In The Hands of Love\" is an anthemic and highly effective track.\n\nA lot of the tracks though are frustrating because they're quite strong, but suffer from botched execution. \"The Lesson Of Love\", which was co-written and co-produced by Patrick Leonard (of Madonna fame) is a really nice, breezy song, but suffers from Nick's weak lead vocal. \"Here\" is pretty, but has a frustratingly rambling, aimless melody. The somewhat funky \"Doubleminded\" is infectiously melodic, but has some rather grating synth and is a bit slight. \"Indian Summer\" was also co-produced by Lindsey Buckingham (it also features him on background vocals), and it bears more than a passing resemblance to \"Life In A Northern Town\", right from the opening notes, as well as with the chanting on the fade--it's really strong, but the production doesn't really do it justice, and it ends up coming across as a bit sappy. The confessional \"Ballad In 4/4\", as the title perhaps suggests, is somewhat dull. And their reach exceeded their grasp on the album closing epic \"In Exile (For Rodrigo Rojas)\"--it's ambitious and it does grab you, but it fails to really hold on; it`s rather disjointed and lacking in direction--it doesn`t feel fully realized.\n\nIn the end, even with all of the weaknesses of the album, there's still very much to like/ love on \"Remembrance Days\". With a little more fine-tuning, this album could have easily been another masterpiece, but as it is, it falls tantalizingly short. Over the course of the album`s 50+ minute running time, there's quite a lot to mull over, and a lot of it's great, for sure. The debut album is a better place to start if you're new to the Dream, but you'll definitely want to move on to this one. Short-lived though they were, The Dream Academy were an incredible band, with Nick Laird-Clowes being one of the most brilliant artists in the history of music, and \"Remembrance Days\" is solidly recommended.","Product: The late vocalist's 1978 & top 20 debut album. Produced byTed Templeman, it contains 11 tracks, including her top 10cover of Neil Young's 'Lotta Love', plus 'Give A Little'. AWarner Brothers release.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: promising debut, but sadly uneven; leaves a lot to be desired\n\nReview: Following a stint with Commander Cody, Nicolette Larson struck out on her own for her solo career, and her debut album \"Nicolette\" was released in late September of 1978. If you had to sum up the overall quality of the \"Nicolette\" album in two words, 'mixed bag' would definitely fit the bill. With this album, the considerable stylistic variety is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, there are a bunch of high quality songs here. The album-opening big hit, the Neil Young-penned \"Lotta Love\", is an ultra-catchy, lushly and brilliantly textured pop-rock song with an uncanny guitar lick at the beginning and tasteful, effective use of strings--it easily beats out Neil's own folk-rock version which came out in the very same period on his \"Comes A Time\" album; if there's a complaint with Nicolette's version, it's that her vocals on it are rather rote & 'show-biz'-ish, though it's certainly not enough to greatly damage the song. Next up we get the infectiously funky and innocently sexy \"Rhumba Girl\" which is a cover of Jesse Winchester's \"Rhumba Man\", and also a gem is the gentle, supremely tuneful ballad \"Give A Little\". There are a couple more strong songs with the catchy rocker \"Can't Get Away From You\" (which features an uncredited guest appearance from Eddie Van Halen) and the funked-up Holland-Dozier-Holland tune \"Baby, Don't You Do It\". Unfortunately, the album just doesn't offer a whole heck of a lot beyond the handful of aforementioned tracks. Nicolette's vocals are impressively flexible on the cover of Sam Cooke's \"You Send Me\", but I'm sorry, the tune itself is generic fluff. There's more fluff on display in the service of a couple straight-up country/ western tunes--\"Come Early Mornin'\", and the stripped down duet \"Angels Rejoiced\" which is dull and slightly grating, though it's mercifully short. There's also a trio of syrupy, string-laden ballads--the silly \"Mexican Divorce\", the drippy album closer \"Last In Love\", & a cover of Adam Mitchell's \"French Waltz\" which is actually a strong piece of material, but it's been recorded quite a few times, including two different studio versions by Mitchell himself (Art Garfunkel covered it as well on his 1981 album \"Scissors Cut\"), & Nicolette's version here doesn't present it in a very flattering light. So, although Nicolette didn't write any of the songs here, her willingness to tackle different styles is admirable, but it just doesn't come off so great. This is still worth having for the handful of standout tracks which also point the way to her much stronger sophomore album \"In the Nick of Time\".","Product: All Original, Rare & Long OOP! - 1990 Original Master Recording - Mobile Fidelity UDCD535. A gem for serious Boz Scaggs fans & collectors. His Smash Hit CD with Hit after Hit...\"What Can I Say\", \"Lido Shuffle\", \"Lowdown\" etc...The Gold CD is in Very Good condition with some very minor surface marks. The Unique \"Lift Up\" Case has a couple of marks on the front but also in Very Good shape (no cracks etc.) and perfect working condition. Liner Notes - Front Cover,Back Cover as well as his Stand Alone Picture inside liner notes are in Good to Very Good shape. Remaining liner notes do have some water damage. Please see pictures - feel free to send me a question..\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Boz's 1976 commercial blockbuster... and deservedly so\n\nReview: Boz Scaggs' \"Silk Degrees\" was released in early 1976, & talk about a commercial breakthrough... All these years later, \"Lowdown\", \"Lido Shuffle\", \"What Can I Say\", \"It's Over\", & \"Georgia\" ALL still get a mind-boggling amount of airplay (in my area anyway). The \"Lowdown\" single went gold, plus Rita Coolidge did a version of \"We're All Alone\" that came out the following year & became a big time hit as well. By all means, \"Silk Degrees\" is an important album--future Toto members David Paich, David Hungate, & Jeff Porcaro are all part of the core band on \"Silk Degrees\", and this album had a significant impact on their formation, and that's really nothing to snicker at. Plus, with its lushness and its funked-up pop-rock/ R&B a la Steely Dan (small wonder than both Paich & Porcaro had played with the Dan), this is simply a great album. Scaggs' vocals are highly unique--his inflections are quite weird at times, yet there's no denying he sings with arresting passion; he sounds kind of like a mix of Donald Fagen & Van Morrison. Scaggs & Paich co-wrote half of the tracks here, 4 of which are among the album's staples--of course, there's the uptempo \"Lowdown\" which, with Porcaro's drumming, the haunting lyrics, & the deathless hooks piled over the 2-chord progression, it grooves along irresistibly; \"It's Over\" is ultra-catchy, as is \"What Can I Say\" which has Scaggs cutting loose vocally to irresistible effect; & \"Lido Shuffle\", with its skittering rhythm & wordless vocal hook on the chorus, is a lot of fun. Paich gets in one solo composition with \"Love Me Tomorrow\" which is a funky, infectious gem in its own right. Scaggs has 3 solo compositions--\"Georgia\", in characteristic Steely Dan fashion, mixes bright, upbeat music with lyrics of a guy being kept from his woman because he's stuck in jail, and the result is an optimistic hook-fest; the reflective \"Harbor Lights\" is a gorgeous, dreamy ballad with that 'rainy' intro and a Herb Alpert-style fade; and the album closer \"We're All Alone\" is a simply masterful composition with a truly beautiful melody (admittedly, he did borrow the chord progression on the chorus from his earlier tune \"You Make It So Hard (To Say No)\" nearly to a tee)--I think the version here, with its somewhat brittle, echo-y drum sound and excess orchestration, leaves a tad to be desired, but it still soars anyway (Rita Coolidge's hit version is also very good--it's the kind of song that'd take a significant effort to really screw up). \"What Do You Want The Girl To Do\", written by Allen Toussaint, is strong and swings along nicely. There is one major misfire here though with the Paich/ Scaggs composition \"Jump Street\"--it's an annoyingly tuneless rocker made even more annoying by its false ending/ reprise that pushes the song over the 5-minute mark; it's a textbook example of a 'bad song on a great album'. And indeed, with the rest of the album being as great as it is, it certainly makes up for it. You may have heard a majority of the songs here an endless number of times being played all over the place, but there's no denying \"Silk Degrees\" deserves to be hailed as a classic. (If you love \"Silk Degrees\", you're missing out if you don't check out his superb follow-up album \"Down Two Then Left\"!)","Product: Rosie Vela ~ Zazu\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rosie Vela unleashes her musical brilliance\n\nReview: Rosie Vela became a big name fashion model in the late '70s. Her fast-paced modeling career was in part an attempt to cope with the loss of her first husband, who died in 1974 at the young age of 21.\n\nAs the money rolled in from her modeling career, Vela was honing her musical craft. Vela was a huge fan of Steely Dan, and it shows. She was able to secure Dan producer Gary Katz for \"Zazu\", which in turn led to Walter Becker and Donald Fagen themselves playing on the album. \"Zazu\" was originally released in 1986. At the time, Becker and Fagen being back together in the studio got some people's hopes up that the officially disbanded Steely Dan might decide to reunite, but that shouldn't overshadow the fact that \"Zazu\" is a brilliant album, and more than anyone else, the credit goes to Vela, who wrote 8 of the 9 tracks on the album herself.\n\nIn a sense, this album is the very definition of cool. Gary Katz did an excellent job producing--synthesizers and electronic drums are heavily used, but everything is held in check, giving the songs plenty of room to 'breathe'. Like Steely Dan, Vela demonstrates an uncanny knack for sophisticated song structures and sly hooks. Rosie puts her own stamp on the proceedings with her terrific vocals which meld beautifully with the songs--look at the smile-inducing, off-hand sensuality she brings to \"Magic Smile\"; or how she handles the gorgeous, winding melody of the confessional, yearning mid-tempo ballad \"Interlude\". Lyrically, she mostly deals with romantic themes, but her lyrics are far from generic; sometimes the imagery she creates is downright wacky, but engagingly so, as on \"Boxs\" [sic].\n\nIn short, this is a terrific album that any serious music fan will want to listen to repeatedly--it's a must-have. It's no wonder that Jeff Lynne secured Rosie to sing backup on his short-lived ELO reunion tour. I'd love to hear more of Rosie's great vocals and songwriting--it really is a shame that the material Vela recorded for an intended second album remains unreleased all these years later.","Product: Rosie Vela ~ Zazu\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rosie Vela unleashes her musical brilliance\n\nReview: Rosie Vela became a big name fashion model in the late '70s. Her fast-paced modeling career was in part an attempt to cope with the loss of her first husband, who died in 1974 at the young age of 21.\n\nAs the money rolled in from her modeling career, Vela was honing her musical craft. Vela was a huge fan of Steely Dan, and it shows. She was able to secure Dan producer Gary Katz for \"Zazu\", which in turn led to Walter Becker and Donald Fagen themselves playing on the album. \"Zazu\" was originally released in 1986. At the time, Becker and Fagen being back together in the studio got some people's hopes up that the officially disbanded Steely Dan might decide to reunite, but that shouldn't overshadow the fact that \"Zazu\" is a brilliant album, and more than anyone else, the credit goes to Vela, who wrote 8 of the 9 tracks on the album herself.\n\nIn a sense, this album is the very definition of cool. Gary Katz did an excellent job producing--synthesizers and electronic drums are heavily used, but everything is held in check, giving the songs plenty of room to 'breathe'. Like Steely Dan, Vela demonstrates an uncanny knack for sophisticated song structures and sly hooks. Rosie puts her own stamp on the proceedings with her terrific vocals which meld beautifully with the songs--look at the smile-inducing, off-hand sensuality she brings to \"Magic Smile\"; or how she handles the gorgeous, winding melody of the confessional, yearning mid-tempo ballad \"Interlude\". Lyrically, she mostly deals with romantic themes, but her lyrics are far from generic; sometimes the imagery she creates is downright wacky, but engagingly so, as on \"Boxs\" [sic].\n\nIn short, this is a terrific album that any serious music fan will want to listen to repeatedly--it's a must-have. It's no wonder that Jeff Lynne secured Rosie to sing backup on his short-lived ELO reunion tour. I'd love to hear more of Rosie's great vocals and songwriting--it really is a shame that the material Vela recorded for an intended second album remains unreleased all these years later.","Product: Smash 1980 album ... and her first as co-producer! Cameo by Roy Harper. Includes \"Babooshka\" and \"Breathing\".\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a phenomenal album from an incredibly unique artist\n\nReview: Released in September of 1980, Kate Bush's 3rd album \"Never for Ever\" is, as the saying goes, \"through the roof\"--this is a phenomenal piece of work. It's very all over the map, yet it flows stunningly well as an album--in other words, \"Never for Ever\" takes you on an exhilirating journey. Kate is absolutely one of the most amazing vocalists ever--incredibly expressive, versatile, making great use of her extraordinary range, and a master of nuance. And of course, there's also Kate's astonishing songwriting abilities and her magical piano playing. The creepy album-opener \"Babooshka\" is, for lack of better term, a twisted pop-rocker, and it's incredibly tuneful with great tension and an explosive chorus; its tells a tale of a woman secretly playing tricks on her husband, making it rather reminiscent of \"The Pina Colada Song\" by Rupert Holmes in a lyrical sense, though it's a totally different ball of wax from a musical perspective. The drum machine-based \"Delius (Song of Summer)\" is gorgeous with its melodically rich piano and masterfully textured sound--with the music and Kate's soaring vocals, it evokes the feeling of a wonderful starry night. \"Blow Away (For Bill)\" is a remarkably intriguing tribute to pop/ rock stars who died young--the chorus features bizarre pronunciation (done this way intentionally, no doubt) and makes reference to Minnie Riperton, Keith Moon, Sid Vicious, Buddy Holly, and Sandy Denny, with Marc Bolan also referenced in the last verse; the song achieves an incredibly bittersweet quality, thanks to the wonderful sighing chord changes, soaring melodicism, and the heart-tuggingly emotional lyrics. She moves into Celtic-flavored territory on the enchanting \"All We Ever Look For\"--it's about relationships between children and their parents, and the lyrics ring very true indeed. \"The Wedding List\" features incredibly twisted lyrics sung from the point of view of a possessed, jealous woman--quite disturbing subject matter, but the drama and Kate's devilish vocals are captivating. Kate serves up a really fun rocker with the cartoonishly erotic \"Violin\" which fittingly features quasi-atonal violin work--she gets a little carried away with her orgasmic yelps, but the hilariously obsessive, manic chorus is a blast. The musically gentle, mandolin-laden \"Army Dreamers\" is another sumptuously melodic song and has extremely poignant lyrics. She ends the album with the chilling \"Breathing\"--sung from the point of view of an unborn child, it takes a brilliant look at problems of nuclear power which had become of great concern in the late '70s, and it also makes reference to mothers who smoke during pregnancy (one of the saddest things a woman can do); the song does suffer a bit from the melodramatic chant at the end, but it's a pretty minor complaint on an album that really blows you away. I really want to point out that the production values on this album are really amazing--pristinely recorded, sublime sound quality, cool use of sound effects, truly a timeless piece of work; ironically, no producer's credit is listed, though it's an easy guess that Kate was definitely calling the shots. You definitely have to give credit though to the numerous ace musicians she has on here helping her out. The fact that this album still sounds like such a startlingly original breakthrough after nearly 25 years after its original release is a testament to Kate's one-of-a-kind nature. \"Never for Ever\" is a definite must-have recording.","Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the 1998 remastered Velvel release. Catalog 63467-79725-2. There is a hole punch through the UPC.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a strong start to the Kinks' Arista Records years\n\nReview: Originally released in February of 1977, \"Sleepwalker\" was the first album the Kinks did for the Arista Records label which was founded, and at the time headed, by the notorious record industry mogul Clive Davis. This switch from RCA to Arista coincided with Ray Davies backing down from the seemingly endless string of Broadway-flavored, horn-laden concept albums he'd been writing in favor of a more-or-less straightahead rock 'n' roll approach.\n\nYou've probably read about how Arista Records wasn't going to accept any \"Preservation\"/ \"Soap Opera\"-style concept albums from the Kinks. However, in characteristic Ray Davies fashion, he wanted to have his cake and eat it too, so he devised \"Sleepwalker\" as a loosely thematic album about sleeplessness/ restlessness, a theme which can be detected just by glancing at some of the song titles such as the title track, \"Sleepless Night\", and \"Full Moon\".\n\nAnd this is a really solid, satisfying album. Although these years on Arista Records also tend to be referred to as the Kinks' \"arena rock\" years, \"arena rock\" really is not an accurate description for the music on this album. Granted, the group does rock out pretty hard on many of the songs here, but the group demonstrated that they hadn't entirely forgotten the concept of rocking out on the previous album \"Schoolboys In Disgrace\", and \"Sleepwalker\" is hardly a move toward Kiss-style territory.\n\nAs usual, Ray has sole writing credit for all the tracks on the album. And there are a bunch of great ones. \"Mr. Big Man\" is a raging rocker about a person who acheives fame and then proceeds to blow off the people who helped him get there. \"Juke Box Music\" has really curious lyrics about not taking music too seriously and how it's \"only there to dance to\", but regardless, it's an absolutely infectious rocker with a simple-but-irresistible riff, catchy melody, great Dave Davies lead guitar work, well-placed synthesized strings, and neat interplay between Ray and Dave's vocals. The bluesy \"Sleepless Night\" has some silly, seemingly unfinished lyrics, and Dave's lead vocals are a little shaky, but it's irresistible anyway, thanks to more great Dave Davies guitarwork, cool organ, and the sheer catchiness. \"Full Moon\" is a soaring, emotional song that builds up arrestingly, with Ray's vocals starting off gentle and working their way up to a wonderfully from-the-gut delivery.\n\nThere are more quality tunes as well. The album-opening story-song \"Life On The Road\" starts off mellow before transforming into an uptempo rocker with with some clever and funny lyrics. The title track is also fun and catchy, although somewhat underdeveloped. The album-closer \"Life Goes On\" is quite amusing with its sardonic lyrics about how we must carry on no matter how bad life gets, and yet the simple and memorable \"life goes on and on and on\" hook of the chorus is uncannily uplifting, which is seemingly what Ray was going for with the song.\n\nOnly a couple songs are considerably dull. One is \"Stormy Sky\"--the song does have atmosphere, but it's underdeveloped in terms of the songwriting and feels like filler. Even worse is the strained, 5+ minute ballad \"Brother\" which aims for a directly spiritual quality, and is loaded up with painfully predictable lyrics.\n\nAnother comment I can't help but make is that many of the songs here are strikingly similar to earlier songs. \"Mr. Big Man\" is extremely reminsicent of 10cc's \"The Wall Street Shuffle\", and some of Dave's lead guitar bits make the song very reminiscent of \"Layla\" as well. The title track sounds a lot like the Steve Miller Band's \"Take the Money and Run\" (even if \"Sleepwalker\" is the better song), and it also has a somewhat annoying \"Dear Prudence\"-style ending. The ending of \"Full Moon\" references the Kinks' own \"Johnny Thunder\". In other words, the album kinda doubles as a virtual name-that-tune fest.\n\nThe 1998 CD reissue of \"Sleepwalker\" on Velvel Records has great sound quality and superb liner notes. It also adds interest to the proceedings in the form of bonus tracks--\"Artificial Light\" is forgettable, and \"Price of the Punks\" is pretty amusing, but a bit ham-fisted and overdone; however, the moody \"The Poseur\" is arresting, as is the engaging ballad \"On The Outside\" (present in 2 slightly different versions). (Velvel have subsequently reissued \"Sleepwalker\" again in 2005 in hybrid SACD format with the bonus tracks intact.)\n\nOverall, a highly satisfying disc that ranks as a must for any Kinks fan.","Product: International pressing of the pop superstar's 1996 album, now deleted domestically. 11 tracks including the singles, 'Fastlove', 'Older', & 'Spinning the Wheel'. Virgin. 2004.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a captivating mood piece--splendidly melodic as well\n\nReview: Regardless of how corny you might find some of George Michael's Wham! work to be, it's totally obvious even on the first Wham! album that he had an incredible knack for catchy/ tuneful pop-rock songwriting. George had released some music in the time between 1990's \"Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1\" and this album, \"Older\", which was finally released in 1996--he contributed 3 tracks to the various artists \"Red Hot + Dance\" CD, plus there was the release of the \"Five Live\" EP which found him teaming up with the surviving members of Queen--however, this period is notorious for Michael's lawsuit with his record company, Sony/ Columbia, which he ultimately lost. To put it a certain way though, \"Older\" certainly was worth the wait because Michael really outdid himself here--this is a truly superb album. Overall, the album is very, very mellow and frequently haunting/ contemplative; don't get the wrong idea though thinking that mellow is synonymous with boring--with so much great melodicism, elegance, and tastefulness, plus with George being in absolutely terrific, expressive form vocally, the album ends up being captivating, piling up great track upon great track. Beyond that, \"Older\" is a deeply resonating album, very emotionally moving. A bunch of the tracks find George picking up where the song \"Cowboys and Angels\" left off--\"Jesus To A Child\" & \"You Have Been Loved\" are lush, reverb-heavy ballads that are both beautifully sad and incredibly soothing; and the yearning \"To Be Forgiven\" is really good also. \"Fastlove\" is an infectious dancefloor tune while at the same time capturing a feel of romantic desperation to chilling effect--you've got to admit though that George was rather crazy to think he could get away with lifting the main hook from Patrice Rushen's \"Forget Me Nots\" whole cloth without giving credit and get away with it (the song's break is also blatantly reminiscent of the one in \"Forget Me Nots\")--nevertheless, a brilliant song. \"Spinning the Wheel\" is a superbly soulful tune with a great swinging, jazzy feel and excellent falsetto vocals from George. The super mellow, starkly arranged and reflective \"It Doesn't Really Matter\" is another soothing gem (notice his near quoting of \"Always Something There To Remind Me\"). George also proves he can totally pull off a lounge jazz-style tune with the ultra-catchy \"Move On\" which finds a unique balance between being downbeat and uplifting. \"The Strangest Thing\" is a strong tune with a cool otherworldly/ atmospheric feel to it, and the ranting \"Star People\" is fun. You've really got to hand it to George Michael for what he accomplished on this album--he really managed to capture an essence here, one that reminds of me of what makes so much R&B and soft rock from the 1970s and early '80s so great, and certainly there are musical influences from much earlier as well, and it's an extremely winning blend. The fact that George convincingly pulls off the one-man-band approach--he plays all of the instruments on several tracks--just further demonstrates what an extremely talented artist he is. \"Older\" is an essential album--it's one of the best albums of the '90s.","Product: An unforgettable album from 1975 that soared to #6 with Carry Me; Love Work Out; Wind on the Water , and more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Crosby & Nash -- what a pairing\n\nReview: Originally released in September of 1975, \"Wind on the Water\" is the second proper album from the duo pairing of David Crosby and Graham Nash, and quite simply, it's a must-have.\n\nYou haven't truly lived if you haven't experienced the soaring beauty of Crosby's looping, aptly-titled \"Bittersweet\", and the dreamy contemplation of his \"Homeward Through The Haze\". Likewise, Nash's waltzing \"Mama Lion\" has striking lyrical imagery and an incredibly powerful buildup, with searingly emotional slide guitar from the extraordinary David Lindley. The album's ultimate 'forgotten gem', in that it doesn't appear on the \"CSN\" box set, and seems to have never been performed live by these guys (if it has, then just barely), is Nash's spellbindingly powerful and defiant anthem \"Love Work Out\"--Jackson Browne is credited for \"other vocals\" on it, and it features some of the richest vocal harmonies you could imagine, and the guitar interplay between Lindley and Danny Kortchmar is again extraordinary; CSN&Y should have seriously considered resurrecting this timeless inspirational gem for their 2006 Freedom of Speech tour, and hey, it'd have given Stills and Young a perfect vehicle for one of their guitar duels. Fittingly, Lindley brings out the fiddle, to excellent effect, for \"Cowboy of Dreams\", an excellent 3/4 country-western song that Nash claims to have written about Neil Young--heard today, the chorus sounds like a sly jab at those who are willing to go along with Young no matter what musical detour he chooses. \"Naked In The Rain\" is the first time Crosby and Nash shared a writing credit on a single song--it has a blissful, sun-kissed feel to it, with its blend of acoustic guitars, Craig Doerge's modulated electric piano, and Kortchmar's 'raining' electric guitar flourishes. Nash's protest number \"Fieldworker\" suffers from a somewhat lackluster execution, but it's still strong. Other great songs include Nash's angry \"Take The Money And Run\" and Crosby's dynamic, incredibly crafty \"Low Down Payment\". James Taylor is featured on at least two songs--Crosby's uplifting \"Carry Me\" (where he sings about a visit to his dying mother) and Nash's title song (a cautionary tale about the killing off of whales); it also sounds like Taylor playing acoustic guitar on \"Bittersweet\", although he is not credited (furthermore, no one at all is credited for playing acoustic guitar on it, although it's clearly audible, which just makes me all the more certain it's Taylor). Crosby's \"Critical Mass\", which serves as an intro to the title song, is magnificently arranged, bafflingly sophisticated, and beautiful--it's an a capella piece sung entirely by Crosby & Nash until the orchestra kicks in at the end; seemingly an outtake from Crosby's first solo album, it's kind of mind-blowing that Crosby's vocal parts had been recorded over 4 years before Nash got around to adding his.\n\nAs the liner notes for this 2000 reissue indicate, Crosby and Nash themselves hold this album in very high regard, and had incredibly good feelings about it as they were recording it. Indeed, with so much sumptuous, emotionally-wrenching material, \"Wind on the Water\" should be an indispensible part of any serious music lover's collection.","Product: This package chronicles 30 years of Moddy Blues recordings. Track includes \"Nights in White Satin,\" \"Question,\" \"The Voice,\" \"I'm Just a Singer (In a Rock And Roll Band).\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: not a weak track anywhere, but a pretty damn pointless CD anyway\n\nReview: Due to the extremely limited appeal of this CD, you'll most likely be able to get a used copy DIRT CHEAP. By limited appeal, I'm not saying that these songs are bad--in fact, none of them are bad. If you do see this dirt cheap and don't know a thing about the Moodies, it does provide you with a 'quick fix' of the group. But that's really the best that can be said because there are simply too many other Moody Blues compilations around that are easily superior. I wouldn't go so far as to say that this is THE most pointless Moodies' compilation ever released--I do give this one the edge over 1985's similarly scant \"Voices In The Sky\" comp--but still, with the single disc \"The Best of the Moody Blues\" having all of the tracks found here plus 6 more, this \"20th Century Masters\" disc is basically just a waste of space.","Product: Compact Disc\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: maddeningly uneven--has a lot going both for it & against it\n\nReview: Michael McDonald's long-awaited \"Blue Obsession\" was finally released in 2000, and it's almost beyond belief what a frustrating listen it is. Teaming up with Tommy Sims, who produced a majority of the album, \"Blue Obsession\" finds McDonald simultaneously trying to return to his classic late '70s/ early '80s sound while moving forward into gospel-flavored territory, and the results are uneven to say the least. The album gets off to a painfully flawed start with \"All I Need\"--it's actually quite a strong piece of raw material, plus it's got cool orchestration and effectively harkens back to the Philly Soul sound of the early '70s, but it suffers badly from Sims' obnoxious co-lead vocals and spoken word parts. Similarly, \"Kikwit Town\" starts off as a haunting, stripped-down ballad, but gets dragged down by the overloud drums that come in about 2 & 1/2 minutes into the song, as well as the distracting sound effects. \"Obsession Blues\" is a nice, bluesy rocker, but it fails to really get the blood flowing the way it so desperately wants to. The vamping \"No Love To Be Found\" is a pretty bland and generic piece of horn-laden R & B. \"Someday You Will\" is a dull attempt at an uplifting ballad. There are some minor standouts with the gloomy, soothing ballad \"Where Would I Be Now\"; the affecting, stripped-down album-closer \"You Can't Make It Love\"; and the pleasant adult contemporary ballad \"The Meaning Of Love\", though the latter is marred by Sims' overloud programmed drums. There are 2 covers--the version of Neil Young's \"Down By The River\", with backing vocals from Karla Bonoff and Christopher Cross (two voices that really go ideally together), is nicely done, although it sadly does away with harmony vocals on the chorus; and the Motown cover \"Ain't That Peculiar\", produced by David Pack of Ambrosia fame, is overdone, but still pretty funky and has infectious McDonald vocals. Two of the songs are absolute gems that really make the album as a whole feel like a major missed opportunity--\"Build Upon It\" is a rousing, massively funky anthem with an impassioned McDonald vocal; and the grooving \"Open The Door\" is a gloriously retro track that sounds like it came straight out of the early '80s and features splendid background/ counterpoint vocals from Michael's wife Amy Holland. \"Open The Door\" also shows what Tommy Sims can do when he gets his act together--McDonald & Sims wrote the song, plus Sims plays bass, Fender Rhodes piano, guitars, & synthesizer on it. McDonald is clearly trying hard on this album, and he comes through with some of his most soulful vocals ever; however, the soulful vocals alone do NOT make for a work of genius--overall, this album is severely botched, and listening to it, there's no escaping the feeling that it could have been so much better. \"Blue Obsession\" is still worth some time for any serious McDonald fan, especially for the pair of definite gems, but again, it's a frustrating missed opportunity.","Product: THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA Secret Messages CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a solid, well-produced collection\n\nReview: I've been getting back into ELO yet again, and beginning to appreciate Jeff Lynne's talent more than ever. Electric Light Orchestra's 1983 album \"Secret Messages\" strikes me as a solid, badly underrated album.\n\nJeff Lynne was onto something here, and although it was hardly without precedent, he really hit upon an in-your-face ear-candy production style that can be strongly detected in his subsequent production work with George Harrison and Tom Petty. Lynne hadn't entirely abandoned real orchestration here, although to a large extent he had. There are lots of synthesizers--he admits in the liner notes of this 2001 reissue of the album that he was after a more hi-tech sound, and the results are mostly impressive.\n\nHe also wrote a bunch of quality songs. The uptempo title track is a highly catchy harmony-fest with earthy and atmospheric electric guitar. The tempo-shifting \"Loser Gone Wild\" is a terrific track with an engagingly bluesy feel on the verses and an extremely catchy, richly harmonized chorus. \"Bluebird\" is a wistful and affecting, if slightly melodramatic, mid-tempo pop-rocker. The reflective \"Stranger\" is a supremely enjoyable ballad that sounds very similar to Al Stewart's \"Song On The Radio\". \"Take Me On and On\", with its ringing arpegiatted guitars and hushed moody feel, is sumptuous. I used to dislike \"Time After Time\", but I have to refute myself, as this is a spacy, wonderfully-harmonized and addictive track. \"Four Little Diamonds\" is rather slight, but still catchy and fun. Even \"Rock 'N' Roll Is King\" is hardly as lousy as I used to feel it was.\n\nI haven't changed my mind though about \"Letter From Spain\", which is a dull 'atmospheric' piece with that annoying repetition of \"lettah\" [sic] running throughout.\n\nSpecifically regarding the 2001 reissue of \"Secret Messages\"... The remastering is excellent. There are also a couple of flawed, but interesting, bonus tracks--the doo-wopping \"No Way Out\" has a really catchy harmonized bit; and \"Endless Lies\" has some nice melodicism, although Lynne gets carried away with his operatic vocal sections. On the downside, the third and final bonus track, the instrumental \"After All\" (used as a b-side for \"Rock 'N' Roll Is King\") is more dull 'atmospherics' along the lines of \"Letters From Spain\". Also, Lynne's track-by-track \"commentary\" in the booklet is for the most part incredibly tossed-off and perfunctory, with nearly no insight into the actual songwriting.\n\nIn the end, \"Secret Messages\" is a highly enjoyable piece of work with some true essential gems--very much worth discovering if you perhaps haven't heard it in many years.","Product: When Peter Gabriel, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford joined forces in the late sixties, their intentions were not to be recording artists but rather songwriters. That initial plan soon fell by the wayside when they secured a record deal and became Genesis, progressing from the underground scene with such albums as \"Trespass\" and \"Nursery Cryme,\" to become household names with the addition of drummer/singer Phil Collins and such chart topping albums as \"We Can't Dance\" and \"Invisible Touch.\" By talking to the individual members of the group, discover what they consider to be their favorite Genesis songs, and why certain songs have a special place in the Genesis story. Song include: I Can't Dance, Invisible Touch, Follow You Follow Me, The Musical Box, Supper's Ready, I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe), The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, Afterglow, Misunderstanding, Turn It On Again, Mama, Land of Confusion. 100 minutes.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: perhaps misleadingly titled, and redundant with \"A History\", but any true fan should get a blast out of it anyway\n\nReview: Yes, if you have the earlier \"A History\" video (released in the early '90s), much of this \"Songbook\" is redundant, in terms of interview content as well as archive footage. But still, we get more up-to-date interviews, with Phil commenting on leaving the band, and Tony Banks' feelings on the band continuing after Phil's depature. I always take great pleasure in hearing commentary from the underrated genius Tony Banks, and his insights and keyboard demonstrations of how \"Supper's Ready\" and \"Firth Of Fifth\" evolved are intelligent and fascinating. Mike Rutherford, with acoustic guitar in hand, discusses the creation of \"Turn It On Again\", alternated with comments from Phil about it's 13/8 time signature--great stuff. It would have been nice to hear more from Steve Hackett; we do get to see him do a nylon-stringed guitar solo performance of \"Horizons\". This runs neck-and-neck with the \"A History\" video in terms of sheer entertainment value, and any true fan should get a blast out of it.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: terrific place to start with Stephen Bishop\n\nReview: This Stephen Bishop compilation is a great entry in the \"20th Century Masters\" series. If you're not that familiar with Bish, it's a great place to start because pretty much every track here ranks among his very best work--there isn't a weak track anywhere to be found on this CD. In addition, the remastering is truly superb--some of the songs seem to be taken from different masters than the ones used for the \"On And On--The Hits Of Stephen Bishop\" (also an excellent collection). The version of \"Save It For A Rainy Day\" here is the \"Careless\" album version opposed to the version that tends to show up on Bish comps (presumably the single version). However, I'm stumped as to what makes this version of \"Looking For The Right One\" an \"alternate mix\". All but the last 2 tracks on here are from the '70s, which is not at all a bad thing, because in the late '80s & '90s his music was often plagued with dull, generic sappiness, as well as some atrocious production values (particularly on \"Bowling In Paris\", his worst album). The one '90s tune that is included is a terrific acoustic guitar & vocal version of \"Separate Lives\" that lets the beauty of the song shine brightly (it blows away the Phil Collins-Marilyn Martin hit version). Also a blessing is the inclusion of the sumptuous \"Tootsie\" theme \"It Might Be You\" (the one song here Bish didn't write). Tracks like \"On And On\", \"Never Letting Go\", \"Madge\", & \"One More Night\" are all terrific examples of his impressively tuneful & resonating acoustic guitar-based soft rock. \"Save It For A Rainy Day\", though woefully marred by Chaka Khan's characteristically obnoxious \"trying-to-steal-the-show\" vocals on the fade, is otherwise a great pop song. There's also the lighthearted, enjoyable \"Animal House\"; the ultra-catchy uptempo tune \"Everybody Needs Love\"; the affecting orchestrated ballad \"Looking For The Right One\"; & the breezy, Italian-flavored, & wonderfully melodic \"Little Italy\". Bishop's terrific vocals are flexible & full of feeling. Certainly this isn't even close to the last word on Bishop--for starters, there isn't a single track from Bish's best album, 1980's \"Red Cab To Manhattan\"; there are a pile of other great songs missing as well. Still, with all the disc's positives, including its careful avoidance of any of his weaker material, there's certainly enough here to win you over & make you a Bish fan.","Product: Their great 1966 debut, with bonus tracks High Flyin' Bird; It's Alright; Go to Her (version 1); an alternate, unedited version of Let Me in ; unreleased alternate versions of Chauffeur Blues and And I Like It.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a '60s landmark, and one of the best records ever\n\nReview: I picked up this CD on something of a lark, and what a mind-blower it's turned out to be. \"Jefferson Airplane Takes Off\", originally released in September of 1966, is an astonishing debut album.\n\nThe liner notes of this particular CD edition point out that this is basically a 'live in the studio' album, without much overdubbing or \"studio experimentation\", but that just makes the Airplane's accomplishment here all the more impressive--clearly these guys knew exactly what they were doing. The playing on this album is sensational. A ton of credit has to go to Marty Balin--not only is he one of the best, most expressive vocalists in all of '60s rock, but he seemed to have some kind of sixth sense in terms of assembling the original band lineup, and apart from 3 covers, he wrote or co-wrote the remaining 8 songs on the original album.\n\nYou CERTAINLY shouldn't get it in your head that this can't be as good as later albums due to the absence of Grace Slick. Yes, Grace is great, of course, and incredibly distinctive. But Signe Anderson, in her only album ever with the band, absolutely soars on her vocal spotlight \"Chauffeur Blues\", and although she's not involved in any of the songwriting, she plays a vital role in the group's frequent, rich harmony arrangements.\n\nAlso, don't let people who tag this as a 'folk-rock' record give you the wrong idea--it's actually an extremely versatile album. The album opener \"Blues From An Airplane\" (co-written by Skip Spence) is a superb, ominous acid rocker that captivates you immediately with its droning guitars and Jack Casady's thunderous bass. Paul Kantner steps up to the mic for a devastating lead vocal turn on the mind-blowingly awesome \"Let Me In\", a ferocious, cathartic, cleverly-timed garage rocker stuffed with blistering riffs and a smoking Jorma Kaukonen solo. The deviously laidback shuffle \"Bringing Me Down\" has sort of a Byrds-y jangle to it, matched with a quasi-bluesy pattern, melodic bass, and a great descending riff sequence. Marty Balin's one solo composition \"It's No Secret\" is a brilliant love song--Balin's exuberant, from the gut vocals on it are intoxicating, and the song's surprising bridge section elevates it to a whole other level of genius. The cover of \"Tobacco Road\" is superly done, with its moody opening guitar passage setting the stage perfectly. The 6/8 ballad \"Come Up The Years\" is an achingly lovely and bittersweet love song with an appropriately shimmering glockenspiel part. \"Run Around\" has a manic, arpegiatted guitar part that just knocks your socks off. Kaukonen brings on a full-blown slow blues vibe for \"And I Like It\", a defiant, yet deeply emotional epic with a wrenching solo vocal from Balin--it was a brilliant way to end the original album.\n\nYou can hardly even pick out favorite songs on here, and album plays out like a truly unified, ingeniously-conceived, timeless work of art.\n\nA big thumbs up to RCA for the inclusion of 9 bonus tracks, including a 'hidden' instrumental version of \"Blues From An Airplane\" at the end. We get the 'original uncensored version' of \"Let Me In\" which 'accidentally' appeared on a very limited number of early pressings of the original vinyl album--RCA had issues with some of the lyrics and the band re-recorded it from scratch, which proved to be a blessing because the subsequent 'regular' version of the song is more forcefully performed, although the 'uncensored' version is still terrific and fascinating from a historical standpoint. \"High Flying Bird\" wasn't included on the original album, perhaps because they felt they already had one gloomy cover song with \"Tobacco Road\", and \"...Bird\" does have a similar feel, but it's wisely appended here. The 'early version' of the rocker \"Go To Her\" and an 8+ minute take of \"And I Like It\" are just a couple more goodies that round out what appears to be THE definitive version of this beyond-classic album (although some fans may also want the version that presents the whole album in mono & stereo versions). An absolute must-have.","Product: Japanese pressing of 2003 album from the Ambrosia member. Cool Sound label.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: talk about a difference of opinion...\n\nReview: Good grief... I'm rather shocked by the 3 current/ previous reviews of this album so far, as well as the responses to them--talk about extreme. Listening to the tracks on this CD, they don't really sound ultra-contemporary in a 2003 kind of way, & and lo and behold, as David Pack explains in his self-penned liner notes, this is actually a collection of his favorite previously unreleased songs dating from 1985-1995. Why they have remained unreleased until now is a mystery to me--he never makes it quite clear, although his liners do give a clue, with him thanking his Japanese fans (this album has been released in Japan, but not in the US). It could be due to the disappointing commercial success of his previous solo album, 1985's \"Anywhere You Go\", but it still seems strange that none of these tracks have been officially released until now (although certain material had been performed live). Everything on here does sound like a completed track, professionally performed, fully fleshed out, & at release-level sound quality. As far as the actual QUALITY of the music on \"Unborn\" is concerned... David Pack writes specific liner notes (often quite detailed) regarding each track, & they are generally quite interesting--if only the music was as interesting. The disc is loaded up with often generic material that's a chore to sit through. There are sappy, tedious adult contemporary ballads such as \"U Make Love New\", \"I Love U Enough (To Tell U Goodbye)\", as well as the excruciating \"Future Glory\" which has an annoying, bombastic chorus, embarassing predictable lyrics, a limp verse melody, & a 7+ minute running time. It's not just the ballads either that are awful--the uptempo \"Beacon\" is horrendously sappy & annoying in its own right, & the slow-paced corporate rocker \"N 2 Deep\" with its grating vocalization of the annoying verse melody is another loser of a track (even with its noticeable resemblance to Don Henley's \"Dirty Laundry\" which Pack even refers to in the liner notes). (By the way, what's with these titles--\"U Make Love New\", \"N 2 Deep\", \"All 2 Real\"--is this a nod to Prince or what?) It adds insult to injury that Pack painfully oversings at certain points on the album. If everything on here was as bad as the previously mentioned tracks, this would be a total disaster. However, there are actually some terrific moments here as well, like the soaring, sincere, melancholy Natalie Wood-dedicated ballad \"Natalie's Song\"--wonderfully melodic & harmonized, with passionate Pack vocals, & punctuated by excellent guitar soloing, it fully justifies its 6+ minute running time--it's hard to believe how much better this is than most of the rest of the album. However, there's also \"Cool Down\" (written in response to when legendary session guitarist Larry Carlton was shot by an invader & was left devastatingly impaired) which is a catchy, forceful rocker, & also strong is \"Deliver Me\", with a memorable, effectively dramatic chorus. So, certainly the album is not COMPLETELY without merit (and his liner notes are an entertaining bonus). Admittedly though, these high points, which absolutely stick out like diamonds in the rough, very much form a minority, & there's not much middle ground (an exception being the decent, but certainly less-than-great \"Light My World\"). The high points are definitely worth salvaging, but geez, there are numerous painfully-low low points on here. For anyone who's heard the \"Anywhere You Go\" album from 1985, & with the knowledge that some of the \"Unborn\" tracks date from the late '80s, it's not at all surprising that Pack didn't lean towards his art-rock side on here, & I don't have a problem with this aspect, although it appears other fans really were hoping for him to deliver another \"Ice Age\" (which would have made the album a different kind of disaster). Certainly David Pack proved himself capable of masterful pop/ soft rock with the Ambrosia classics \"How Much I Feel\", \"Biggest Part of Me\", & \"You're the Only Woman\" (all of which he wrote himself). If you're part of a crowd that thinks THOSE songs are a disgrace, & that the \"real\" Ambrosia is the one that did musically virtuosic, yet pointless, overbearing wankathons like \"Ice Age\", then certainly you'll hate this, & I get the suspicion that this is what the people who bother to track this album down are looking for (hence the overwhelmingly negative reviews). Theoretically then, this album is targeted at his soft rock fans, yet, with all the weak adult contemporary on here, it's hard to see them not being disappointed as well. In the end, this CD will probably disappoint just about everybody.","Product: Digitally remastered edition of this 1977 by the groundbreaking American Country Rock outfit. Indian Summer was Timothy B. Schmidt's last album with the group before moving on and permanently replacing Randy Meisner in the Eagles. The album includes the U.S single \"Indian Summer\" and features a cameo appearance from Steely Dan's Donald Fagen. Lemon Records. 2010.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: the sound of a desperate band\n\nReview: Much has been made by Poco fans of how the Eagles 'stole Poco's sound' and proceeded to dominate the charts while Poco unjustly floundered commercially, but let's be realistic. The Eagles had released \"Hotel California\" by the time \"Indian Summer\" came out, the latter of which utterly pales in comparison to the former. \"Hotel California\" isn't a perfect album, but it IS pretty damn good anyway, and there's no denying that the Eagles had things to say. On \"Indian Summer\", Poco sound desperate, churning out routine songs with painfully unimaginative lyrics. At least 1975's \"Head Over Heels\" makes for thoroughly respectable background music--unfortunately, that's not the case here. Rusty Young goes way overboard with a strained, lame-brained attempt at SOMETHING with the 10-minute, 3-part 'suite' \"The Dance\"--I guess it's supposed to be uplifting, but it's pretty pathetic and lyrically weak. The first part is \"When The Dance Is Over\" which is at least respectably tuneful, but it really falls apart on the second part, the air-headed \"Go On And Dance\" which reuses the main riff from \"Makin' Love\" (from \"Head Over Heels\"); and then there's the mercilessly repetitive, sax-laden \"Never Gonna Stop\" part which is downright grating and obnoxious. \"Stay (Night Until Noon)\" is credited to Timothy B. Schmit and Noreen Schmit, and it's also very weak with its tossed off melodicism and piss-poor, annoyingly self-righteous 'tough guy' lyrics. The one other track Schmit co-wrote, the acoustic ballad \"Find Out In Time\", is much better with nice twelve-string guitar work, but it's flawed with some weak turns of phrase and sickly-sweet harmonies. Paul Cotton's got 4 solo compositions here, and they're mostly weak--the vamping funk-rocker \"Win Or Lose\" is another one of his tunes with an absolutely toothless verse melody; the uptempo riff-rocker \"Living In The Band\" has overwrought Cotton vocals and pathetic, senseless 'celebratory' lyrics; and \"Twenty Years\" is a tired shuffle. Cotton's best track is the title track which has a somewhat nice dreamy feel and a chorus that does catch the ear, but it's not particularly well-written, and like usual, the lyrics leave a lot to be desired. Young's \"Downfall\" has nice crunchy guitar work, but the song is half-baked with annoying repetition of the title, and the lyrics are so unimaginative and dull, it's eyeroll-inducing. Schmit's ballad \"Me And You\" is pretty good with a catchy chorus, though the opening verse is sadly rote. Ultimately, it's hard to feel sorry for the guys' lack of commercial success with an album as weak as this. There are solid ideas floating around, but the inability to focus them into quality, fully developed songs is incredibly frustrating and disappointing.","Product: Digitally remastered edition of this 1977 by the groundbreaking American Country Rock outfit. Indian Summer was Timothy B. Schmidt's last album with the group before moving on and permanently replacing Randy Meisner in the Eagles. The album includes the U.S single \"Indian Summer\" and features a cameo appearance from Steely Dan's Donald Fagen. Lemon Records. 2010.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: the sound of a desperate band\n\nReview: Much has been made by Poco fans of how the Eagles 'stole Poco's sound' and proceeded to dominate the charts while Poco unjustly floundered commercially, but let's be realistic. The Eagles had released \"Hotel California\" by the time \"Indian Summer\" came out, the latter of which utterly pales in comparison to the former. \"Hotel California\" isn't a perfect album, but it IS pretty damn good anyway, and there's no denying that the Eagles had things to say. On \"Indian Summer\", Poco sound desperate, churning out routine songs with painfully unimaginative lyrics. At least 1975's \"Head Over Heels\" makes for thoroughly respectable background music--unfortunately, that's not the case here. Rusty Young goes way overboard with a strained, lame-brained attempt at SOMETHING with the 10-minute, 3-part 'suite' \"The Dance\"--I guess it's supposed to be uplifting, but it's pretty pathetic and lyrically weak. The first part is \"When The Dance Is Over\" which is at least respectably tuneful, but it really falls apart on the second part, the air-headed \"Go On And Dance\" which reuses the main riff from \"Makin' Love\" (from \"Head Over Heels\"); and then there's the mercilessly repetitive, sax-laden \"Never Gonna Stop\" part which is downright grating and obnoxious. \"Stay (Night Until Noon)\" is credited to Timothy B. Schmit and Noreen Schmit, and it's also very weak with its tossed off melodicism and piss-poor, annoyingly self-righteous 'tough guy' lyrics. The one other track Schmit co-wrote, the acoustic ballad \"Find Out In Time\", is much better with nice twelve-string guitar work, but it's flawed with some weak turns of phrase and sickly-sweet harmonies. Paul Cotton's got 4 solo compositions here, and they're mostly weak--the vamping funk-rocker \"Win Or Lose\" is another one of his tunes with an absolutely toothless verse melody; the uptempo riff-rocker \"Living In The Band\" has overwrought Cotton vocals and pathetic, senseless 'celebratory' lyrics; and \"Twenty Years\" is a tired shuffle. Cotton's best track is the title track which has a somewhat nice dreamy feel and a chorus that does catch the ear, but it's not particularly well-written, and like usual, the lyrics leave a lot to be desired. Young's \"Downfall\" has nice crunchy guitar work, but the song is half-baked with annoying repetition of the title, and the lyrics are so unimaginative and dull, it's eyeroll-inducing. Schmit's ballad \"Me And You\" is pretty good with a catchy chorus, though the opening verse is sadly rote. Ultimately, it's hard to feel sorry for the guys' lack of commercial success with an album as weak as this. There are solid ideas floating around, but the inability to focus them into quality, fully developed songs is incredibly frustrating and disappointing.","Product: Digitally remastered edition of this 1977 by the groundbreaking American Country Rock outfit. Indian Summer was Timothy B. Schmidt's last album with the group before moving on and permanently replacing Randy Meisner in the Eagles. The album includes the U.S single \"Indian Summer\" and features a cameo appearance from Steely Dan's Donald Fagen. Lemon Records. 2010.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: the sound of a desperate band\n\nReview: Much has been made by Poco fans of how the Eagles 'stole Poco's sound' and proceeded to dominate the charts while Poco unjustly floundered commercially, but let's be realistic. The Eagles had released \"Hotel California\" by the time \"Indian Summer\" came out, the latter of which utterly pales in comparison to the former. \"Hotel California\" isn't a perfect album, but it IS pretty damn good anyway, and there's no denying that the Eagles had things to say. On \"Indian Summer\", Poco sound desperate, churning out routine songs with painfully unimaginative lyrics. At least 1975's \"Head Over Heels\" makes for thoroughly respectable background music--unfortunately, that's not the case here. Rusty Young goes way overboard with a strained, lame-brained attempt at SOMETHING with the 10-minute, 3-part 'suite' \"The Dance\"--I guess it's supposed to be uplifting, but it's pretty pathetic and lyrically weak. The first part is \"When The Dance Is Over\" which is at least respectably tuneful, but it really falls apart on the second part, the air-headed \"Go On And Dance\" which reuses the main riff from \"Makin' Love\" (from \"Head Over Heels\"); and then there's the mercilessly repetitive, sax-laden \"Never Gonna Stop\" part which is downright grating and obnoxious. \"Stay (Night Until Noon)\" is credited to Timothy B. Schmit and Noreen Schmit, and it's also very weak with its tossed off melodicism and piss-poor, annoyingly self-righteous 'tough guy' lyrics. The one other track Schmit co-wrote, the acoustic ballad \"Find Out In Time\", is much better with nice twelve-string guitar work, but it's flawed with some weak turns of phrase and sickly-sweet harmonies. Paul Cotton's got 4 solo compositions here, and they're mostly weak--the vamping funk-rocker \"Win Or Lose\" is another one of his tunes with an absolutely toothless verse melody; the uptempo riff-rocker \"Living In The Band\" has overwrought Cotton vocals and pathetic, senseless 'celebratory' lyrics; and \"Twenty Years\" is a tired shuffle. Cotton's best track is the title track which has a somewhat nice dreamy feel and a chorus that does catch the ear, but it's not particularly well-written, and like usual, the lyrics leave a lot to be desired. Young's \"Downfall\" has nice crunchy guitar work, but the song is half-baked with annoying repetition of the title, and the lyrics are so unimaginative and dull, it's eyeroll-inducing. Schmit's ballad \"Me And You\" is pretty good with a catchy chorus, though the opening verse is sadly rote. Ultimately, it's hard to feel sorry for the guys' lack of commercial success with an album as weak as this. There are solid ideas floating around, but the inability to focus them into quality, fully developed songs is incredibly frustrating and disappointing.","Product: Mike + The Mechanics return from a 5 year break to bring you 'Rewired' with co-writer and lead singer Paul Carrack. The band have spent almost 2 years creating this album which has all the hallmarks of great 'Mechanics' tunes with some sonically adventurous twists to every track. The DVD (PAL) includes 10 videos in total (a video for each track plus an extra single version video for 'One Left Standing' entitled 'Rabbit'). Each video has been created by new and talented film makers from around the world and includes animation and live action movies.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Mike Rutherford--the true \"sellout\" of Genesis\n\nReview: (In regard to a certain someone else's comment, this review is not a \"joke\". What IS a joke though is this album. As much as I love Mike Rutherford for his brilliant contributions to Genesis, I'm not just going to hand him a 4 or 5 star review for any old thing he puts out. And unfortunately, there's simply no getting around the fact that this album is terrible.)\n\nAside from Mike Rutherford's first solo album, 1980's \"Smallcreep's Day\" (which is very much resemblant of Genesis' \"Duke\"), he comes across as an almost completely different and nearly unrecognizable artist with his solo/ Mechanics projects compared to his contributions to the legendary Genesis. The main familiar element has tended to be Mike's rhythmically precise, looping guitar technique (I don't know how else to describe it). Mike & the Mechanics' music over the years has been relentlessly ultra-slick, ultra-contemporary pop-rock--with barely any detours at all, let alone interesting ones. Their albums generally have occasional bright spots, but are often exhausting, loaded with pedestrian songwriting, both musically & lyrically, & overproduction a-plenty. Anyone who thinks Phil Collins is a sellout who lead Genesis down the wrong path, or that his 2002 \"Testify\" album was lacking \"real instruments\" should get a good, ahem, \"wake up call\" from listening to \"Rewired\", a sad disaster of an album. \"Rewired\" was previously released in 2004, and now Rhino has given it a US release in September of 2005. To put it a certain way, this is an album that makes the first Mike & the Mechanics album sound like \"Abacab\". Even on Phil's \"Testify\", he was clearly staying true to himself, making music that was homegrown, sincere, & largely satisfying. True, not every song on that album is a masterpiece, but there's solid songwriting, hooks, & TASTEFUL PRODUCTION to be found. The soulless ultra-'modern' production values that Mike embraces on this piece of dreck make him sound desperate. It doesn't make a lick of sense to me how any long-term Genesis fan can trash Phil's \"Testify\" (or any of his other solo albums for that matter) & proceed to shower praise on this album.\n\nI don't know who's particularly to blame. The album was produced by Mike & Peter Van Hooke, but certainly Paul Carrack is no innocent bystander, even though this album sounds joltingly different from Carrack's solo work from the 2000s. Opposed to the first couple Mechanics albums where Carrack played the role of an outsider brought in to sing some leads, he's subsequently become a fully integrated member of the group. Here, they go as far as to deem this as a Mike + the Mechanics + Paul Carrack album on the cover, and he & Mike co-wrote every track on here (with others chipping in on certain tracks).\n\nListening to this album, I'm not sure what Mike is thinking... Is he desperately trying to strike it big commercially? Is he drinking some wine & having some fun with modern production stylings? Is he thinking that he's being innovative? Is he so burnt out that he doesn't know/ care what the hell he's doing? Based on the combination of songwriting & production, it sounds to me like an artist/ band, desparately trying to remain hip & contemporary, no matter how much it flaws the end product. In terms of songwriting, the album is quite familiar--songs that are supposed to be uplifting, yet are melodically limp & lyrically shallow (and on \"The Perfect Child\", gratingly lame-brained). The things that really make the album such an utter headache... First, not only are the tracks weak to start with, they're so bloated & go on way too long as if there was a law that they have to run at least 4 & 1/2 minutes long each (often, they're over 5). Second, they ran rampant here with techno/ electronica/ whatever \"influences\", filling up the album with grating sound textures & synthetic percussion that further suck the life out of the songs. It isn't simply because it sounds \"modern\" that I hate it--they did some respectable \"updating\" of their sound on the previous album, \"M6\"--it's because it sounds terrible; it's displeasing to listen to. You can just sense you're in trouble as soon as you hear that robot-style vocal effect on Carrack's voice on the opening song, \"One Left Standing\". It's not true that there isn't a single moment on the album with some promise--on another day, on another album, IN ANOTHER TIME, Mike could have perhaps put them to decent use, which is damning with faint praise indeed. This is Mike Rutherford here, a key member in one of the greatest bands of all time, Genesis.\n\nIt's rather scary to even think of where Mike & the Mechanics might head from here after this massively headache-inducing and disastrous attempt at staying contemporary and \"hip\". Don't even think about buying this album--it's a sad washout for Mike & The Mechanics.","Product: Mike + The Mechanics return from a 5 year break to bring you 'Rewired' with co-writer and lead singer Paul Carrack. The band have spent almost 2 years creating this album which has all the hallmarks of great 'Mechanics' tunes with some sonically adventurous twists to every track. The DVD (PAL) includes 10 videos in total (a video for each track plus an extra single version video for 'One Left Standing' entitled 'Rabbit'). Each video has been created by new and talented film makers from around the world and includes animation and live action movies.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Mike Rutherford--the true \"sellout\" of Genesis\n\nReview: Aside from Mike Rutherford's first solo album, 1980's \"Smallcreep's Day\" (which is very much resemblant of Genesis' \"Duke\"), he comes across as an almost completely different and nearly unrecognizable artist with his solo/ Mechanics projects compared to his contributions to the legendary Genesis. The main familiar element has tended to be Mike's rhythmically precise, looping guitar technique (I don't know how else to describe it). Mike & the Mechanics' music over the years has been relentlessly ultra-slick, ultra-contemporary pop-rock--with barely any detours at all, let alone interesting ones. Their albums generally have occasional bright spots, but are often exhausting, loaded with pedestrian songwriting, both musically & lyrically, & overproduction a-plenty. Anyone who thinks Phil Collins is a sellout who lead Genesis down the wrong path, or that his 2002 \"Testify\" album was lacking \"real instruments\" should get a good, ahem, \"wake up call\" from listening to this 2004 release, \"Rewired\", a sad disaster of an album. To put it a certain way, this is an album that makes the first Mike & the Mechanics album sound like \"Abacab\". Even on Phil's \"Testify\", he was clearly staying true to himself, making music that was homegrown, sincere, & largely satisfying. True, not every song on that album is a masterpiece, but there's solid songwriting, hooks, & TASTEFUL PRODUCTION to be found. The soulless ultra-'modern' production values that Mike embraces on this piece of dreck make him sound desperate. It doesn't make a lick of sense to me how any long-term Genesis fan can trash Phil's \"Testify\" (or any of his other solo albums for that matter) & proceed to shower praise on this album.\n\nI don't know who's particularly to blame. The album was produced by Mike & Peter Van Hooke, but certainly Paul Carrack is no innocent bystander, even though this album sounds joltingly different from Carrack's solo work from the 2000s. Opposed to the first couple Mechanics albums where Carrack played the role of an outsider brought in to sing some leads, he's subsequently become a fully integrated member of the group. Here, they go as far as to deem this as a Mike + the Mechanics + Paul Carrack album on the cover, and he & Mike co-wrote every track on here (with others chipping in on certain tracks).\n\nListening to this album, I'm not sure what Mike is thinking... Is he desperately trying to strike it big commercially? Is he drinking some wine & having some fun with modern production stylings? Is he thinking that he's being innovative? Is he so burnt out that he doesn't know/ care what the hell he's doing? Based on the combination of songwriting & production, it sounds to me like an artist/ band, desparately trying to remain hip & contemporary, no matter how much it flaws the end product. In terms of songwriting, the album is quite familiar--songs that are supposed to be uplifting, yet are melodically limp & lyrically shallow (and on \"The Perfect Child\", gratingly lame-brained). The things that really make the album such an utter headache... First, not only are the tracks weak to start with, they're so bloated & go on way too long as if there was a law that they have to run at least 4 & 1/2 minutes long each (often, they're over 5). Second, they ran rampant here with techno/ electronica/ whatever \"influences\", filling up the album with grating sound textures & synthetic percussion that further suck the life out of the songs. It isn't simply because it sounds \"modern\" that I hate it--they did some respectable \"updating\" of their sound on the previous album, \"M6\"--it's because it sounds terrible; it's displeasing to listen to. You can just sense you're in trouble as soon as you hear that robot-style vocal effect on Carrack's voice on the opening song, \"One Left Standing\". It's not true that there isn't a single moment on the album with some promise--on another day, on another album, IN ANOTHER TIME, Mike could have perhaps put them to decent use, which is damning with faint praise indeed. This is Mike Rutherford here, a key member in one of the greatest bands of all time, Genesis.\n\nIt's rather scary to even think of where Mike & the Mechanics might head from here after this massively headache-inducing and disastrous attempt at staying contemporary and \"hip\". Don't even think about buying this album--it's a sad washout for Mike & The Mechanics.","Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her debut album originally released in 1978. 2005.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: promising debut, but sadly uneven; leaves a lot to be desired\n\nReview: Following a stint with Commander Cody, Nicolette Larson struck out on her own for her solo career, and her debut album \"Nicolette\" was released in late September of 1978. If you had to sum up the overall quality of the \"Nicolette\" album in two words, 'mixed bag' would definitely fit the bill. With this album, the considerable stylistic variety is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, there are a bunch of high quality songs here. The album-opening big hit, the Neil Young-penned \"Lotta Love\", is an ultra-catchy, lushly and brilliantly textured pop-rock song with an uncanny guitar lick at the beginning and tasteful, effective use of strings--it easily beats out Neil's own folk-rock version which came out in the very same period on his \"Comes A Time\" album; if there's a complaint with Nicolette's version, it's that her vocals on it are rather rote & 'show-biz'-ish, though it's certainly not enough to greatly damage the song. Next up we get the infectiously funky and innocently sexy \"Rhumba Girl\" which is a cover of Jesse Winchester's \"Rhumba Man\", and also a gem is the gentle, supremely tuneful ballad \"Give A Little\". There are a couple more strong songs with the catchy rocker \"Can't Get Away From You\" (which features an uncredited guest appearance from Eddie Van Halen) and the funked-up Holland-Dozier-Holland tune \"Baby, Don't You Do It\". Unfortunately, the album just doesn't offer a whole heck of a lot beyond the handful of aforementioned tracks. Nicolette's vocals are impressively flexible on the cover of Sam Cooke's \"You Send Me\", but I'm sorry, the tune itself is generic fluff. There's more fluff on display in the service of a couple straight-up country/ western tunes--\"Come Early Mornin'\", and the stripped down duet \"Angels Rejoiced\" which is dull and slightly grating, though it's mercifully short. There's also a trio of syrupy, string-laden ballads--the silly \"Mexican Divorce\", the drippy album closer \"Last In Love\", & a cover of Adam Mitchell's \"French Waltz\" which is actually a strong piece of material, but it's been recorded quite a few times, including two different studio versions by Mitchell himself (Art Garfunkel covered it as well on his 1981 album \"Scissors Cut\"), & Nicolette's version here doesn't present it in a very flattering light. So, although Nicolette didn't write any of the songs here, her willingness to tackle different styles is admirable, but it just doesn't come off so great. This is still worth having for the handful of standout tracks which also point the way to her much stronger sophomore album \"In the Nick of Time\".","Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her 2nd album originally released in 1979. 2005.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: irresistible Nicolette--catchy, sexy, fun\n\nReview: If you're a big fan of that 'laidback '70s California pop-rock sound' (and who in the right mind isn't?), then the late Nicolette Larson's 1979 album \"In the Nick of Time\" is an album you should definitely have in your collection. This was Nicolette's follow up to her debut album, 1978's \"Nicolette\", and it's actually a better album, easing off of the sappy balladry & country/ western fluff that takes up a painful amount of space on \"Nicolette\" in favor of infectious, no-nonsense pop-rock. Although \"In the Nick of Time\" is a bit on the short side and has a few less-than-great tracks, it's largely a splendid album. Nicolette's fun, innocently sexy presence and her irresistible, husky vocals are on full display on a bunch of ultra-catchy tracks including a couple disco-flavored tunes with \"Dancin' Jones\" and \"Breaking Too Many Hearts\", the driving, riffy pop-rocker \"Just In the Nick of Time\", & \"Daddy\" which has a piano-and-vocal barroom-style prelude before kicking into that good ol' California sound. Also great is the breezy, feel-good ballad \"Fallen\", & the somewhat bossa-nova-flavored \"Rio De Janeiro Blue\" (which is suspiciously, and strikingly, reminiscent of Steely Dan's \"Your Gold Teeth\", especially with that little lick that appears at 1:56 of the track). \"Back In My Arms Again\", a Motown cover, isn't exactly a great song in the first place, but it's given an agreeably energetic performance. The cover of Karla Bonoff's \"Isn't It Always Love\" is nicely done, though it's quite similar to Karla's own version & not as strong, & the album ends in limp fashion with the dorky Little Feat cover \"Trouble\" which is quite annoying. The biggest hit to come from the album was the duet with Michael McDonald \"Let Me Go, Love\" which is a splendid, soothing ballad. As with the previous & subsequent albums, this one was produced by Ted Templeman, & it seems he & Nicolette were an ideal match. If all you have by Nicolette is her compilation CD \"The Very Best of Nicolette Larson\" on Rhino Records and you think it's all you need of her, think again--the only track from \"In the Nick of Time\" included on there is \"Let Me Go, Love\". Originally released in October of 1979 on Warner Bros., a big thumbs up to Wounded Bird Records for reissuing this highly recommended album on CD in February of 2005--the sound quality on this version is great. Wounded Bird commonly releases two-fers, i.e. CDs with two albums on 1 disc; it would have been perfectly logical to pair this album with her first album \"Nicolette\"--they would EASILY fit on a single CD--but it's still a pleasure to see that they've been re-released, and hopefully these reissues will help to introduce new listeners and remind old listeners of the numerous gems these albums contain. For any Nicolette fan, \"In the Nick of Time\" is unquestionably a must-have.","Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her 2nd album originally released in 1979. 2005.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: irresistible Nicolette--catchy, sexy, fun\n\nReview: If you're a big fan of that 'laidback '70s California pop-rock sound' (and who in the right mind isn't?), then the late Nicolette Larson's 1979 album \"In the Nick of Time\" is an album you should definitely have in your collection. This was Nicolette's follow up to her debut album, 1978's \"Nicolette\", and it's actually a better album, easing off of the sappy balladry & country/ western fluff that takes up a painful amount of space on \"Nicolette\" in favor of infectious, no-nonsense pop-rock. Although \"In the Nick of Time\" is a bit on the short side and has a few less-than-great tracks, it's largely a splendid album. Nicolette's fun, innocently sexy presence and her irresistible, husky vocals are on full display on a bunch of ultra-catchy tracks including a couple disco-flavored tunes with \"Dancin' Jones\" and \"Breaking Too Many Hearts\", the driving, riffy pop-rocker \"Just In the Nick of Time\", & \"Daddy\" which has a piano-and-vocal barroom-style prelude before kicking into that good ol' California sound. Also great is the breezy, feel-good ballad \"Fallen\", & the somewhat bossa-nova-flavored \"Rio De Janeiro Blue\" (which is suspiciously, and strikingly, reminiscent of Steely Dan's \"Your Gold Teeth\"). \"Back In My Arms Again\", a Motown cover, isn't exactly a great song in the first place, but it's given an agreeably energetic performance. The cover of Karla Bonoff's \"Isn't It Always Love\" is nicely done, though it's quite similar to Karla's own version & not as strong, & the album ends in limp fashion with the dorky Little Feat cover \"Trouble\" which is quite annoying. The biggest hit to come from the album was the duet with Michael McDonald \"Let Me Go, Love\" which is a splendid, soothing ballad. As with the previous & subsequent albums, this one was produced by Ted Templeman, & it seems he & Nicolette were an ideal match. If all you have by Nicolette is her compilation CD \"The Very Best of Nicolette Larson\" on Rhino Records and you think it's all you need of her, think again--the only track from \"In the Nick of Time\" included on there is \"Let Me Go, Love\". This album was originally released on Warner Bros., & it has been issued on CD (in Japan, I think), but don't expect to get it cheap. There are vinyl copies around though that can be snapped up at good prices, & you'd do very well to do just that--also, keep your eyes peeled for a CD reissue on Wounded Bird Records that hopefully will be forthcoming. This album is often terrific & very strongly recommended--for any Nicolette fan, it's unquestionably a must-have.","Product: There has been so little Seals & Crofts available on CD that the arrival of this Top 5 album from 1973 is like the gift of, well, a diamond! Includes Diamond Girl; Ruby Jean and Billy Lee; Intone My Servant; We May Never Pass This Way (Again) , and more.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: a great duo, but they were really off their game here\n\nReview: I think Seals & Crofts are a really underappreciated duo who made a lot of great music over the course of their initial run from 1969-1980. However, 1973's \"Diamond Girl\" is a painfully weak record which, ironically, was also their highest charting album in the US, peaking at #4--these two things don't sit together well, and as a result, it becomes easy to understand why many people would trash the group. It does start off great with the somewhat jazzy title track which was a big hit, and alas, has received an endless amount of airplay over the years, so it's likely that you may be rather sick of it. \"We May Never Pass This Way (Again)\" certainly displays songwriting craft and also has some touching sentimentality, but it's sickly-sweet and the merciless amount of airplay it's received over the years doesn't entirely help. \"Ruby Jean And Billie Lee\", written for the duo's wives who are featured on the back cover, is an overwrought ballad with some really clumsy and cringe-worthy turns of phrase. \"Nine Houses\" is one of their characteristic epic tributes to the Baha'i faith, and despite the accomplished musicianship, it feels thrown together and incoherent, failing to build up momentum, and it starts to really drag over the course of its 7-minute length. \"Jessica\" is a sickly-sweet pop tune that also suffers from some corny melodicism as well as the guitar + mandolin breaks that interrupt the flow of the song. \"Standin' On A Mountain Top\" and \"Dust On My Saddle\" are both tracks that James Seals had written in the '60s, and they sure do sound like they were hauled out in desperation as if the duo hadn't be able to come up with enough strong new material--the former is a generic bluesy rocker, and the latter is country-western fluff with silly 'spoken' sections and an overly-repeated chorus. The album closing instrumental \"Wisdom\", which sounds like something you're likely to hear in a driver's education feature from the early '70s, has James Seals demonstrating his technical proficiency on the saxophone, but his playing rambles on as if he was more interested in merely showing off than anything else. On the more positive side, \"Intone My Servant\" does have some catchiness and a nice bluesy feel on the chorus, and the ballad \"It's Gonna Come Down (On You)\" is okay, although it feels underdeveloped. All that said, this is NOT the album to use if you're trying to demonstrate the excellence that this duo frequently offered--writer's block seems to have been the key problem, but the strange thing is that their 1976 masterpiece album \"Get Closer\" contains 3 songs that are copyrighted no later than 1972, so it's a mystery why Seals would haul out a track like \"Dust On My Saddle\" when he had a gem like \"Don't Fail\" waiting in the wings. Even with the extremely low list price of $6.98 that this CD is currently going for, the album is so weak and lacking standout songs that it's really not the bargain you may initially think it is; apart from the title track, there's not a single track on the whole damn album that's truly a gem--you keep hoping with each passing song that there must be at least a gem or two, but to no avail. I do want to add though that one can't help but wonder if healthy sales of this CD would help to FINALLY spur Rhino to release other Seals & Crofts albums on CD which remain woefully unavailable. Still, \"Diamond Girl\" is a terrible introduction to their work and should really only be sought out by Seals & Crofts' biggest fans.","Product: England Dan & John Ford Coley were a pop duo from Austin, Texas. Dowdy Ferry Road was their second album, hitting #80 on the Billboard charts in 1977. It features the hit singles 'Gone Too Far' & 'It's Sad To Belong'. Wounded Bird. 2005.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: some gems here, but not a particularly great value at the current list price\n\nReview: England Dan & John Ford Coley's \"Dowdy Ferry Road\" album originally came out in March of 1977--it's their second in a string of 4 proper albums for Big Tree/ Atlantic Records in the latter half of the '70s, all of which have just been issued on CD on the Wounded Bird label. There are a bunch of compilation CDs out there for England Dan & John Ford Coley--there's Rhino's \"The Very Best Of England Dan & John Ford Coley\", Atlantic's \"The Essentials\", plus another one titled \"Essentials\" on WEA. If you were actually to have bought each of those aforementioned discs, you'd have 6 of the 10 tracks on this album, as well as a lot of overlapping tracks. Now, I have no complaints about Wounded Bird putting out these England Dan & John Ford Coley albums on CD--to my knowledge, the \"Dowdy Ferry Road\" album had never been released on CD before in its entirety, and of the 4 tracks that don't appear on any of the aforementioned compilations, all of which happen to be Dan Seals solo compositions, there are a couple gems. However, at the current list price of $14.98, with the total running time of the album clocking in at less than 33 minutes, plus with the album being rather uneven in terms of quality, it's not a particularly great value. In a number of instances, Wounded Bird has released two albums together on a single CD, and with this album being so short, it's practically screaming out to be paired up with \"Nights Are Forever\" or \"Some Things Don't Come Easy\", and it's unfortunate that this didn't happen. I realize the folks at Wounded Bird need to make money, and they really have made some great music easily available on CD, sometimes for the first time, but even if Wounded Bird had decided to raise the list price a few dollars for a twofer, it would have been a much better bargain that way.\n\nAs I said before, there are indeed a number of gems on here. It starts off with Dan Seals' brilliant title track--with its Bo Diddley rhythm on the verses and the surging choruses, it's an absolute hook-fest. Apart from that track, it's pretty much all ballads on here, and the quality varies considerably. The sighing Randy Goodrun composition \"It's Sad To Belong\", which was a solid hit, is a great, superbly melodic tune, even though Dan Seals himself has made it clear that he never liked the song's fidelity-themed lyrics. Also a sizable hit was John Ford Coley's \"Gone Too Far\", and although Coley stated in reference to this song that he wasn't trying to write a hit, it certainly sounds like an attempt at another \"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight\", both with the piano intro and the lyrics, and it's an irresistibly catchy uptempo song in its own right, although it feels a bit rushed through. Coley also wrote the lovely, gentle ballad \"Falling Stars\". Seals' \"Don't Feel The Way No More\" is a terrific, moody acoustic ballad--with its lyrics about not dragging out a relationship when the love is gone, it sounds like a response to \"It's Sad To Belong\".\n\nUnfortunately, some of the tracks aren't up to par. Parker McGee's \"Where Do I Go From Here\" is a decent tune along the lines of his \"I Just Can't Say No To You\", but it's weepy and has a dishearteningly cookie-cutter feel; the chorus is nice although it feels kinda throwaway-ish. A couple of Dan Seals' songs are also disappointing--\"Love Is The One Thing We Hide\" is a sappy ballad with dull cut-and-paste lyrics; and \"Holocaust\" is a nice attempt at an uplifting album closer and has excellent harmonies, but it suffers from sickly-sweetness. The duo-penned \"You Know We Belong Together\" is one of those take-it-or-leave-it type of songs--an inoffensive, if forgettable, ballad-ish pop-rocker. And the relatively lengthy \"Soldier In The Rain\" kinda bites off more than it can chew, although again, it's not a bad track, and it has a really memorable middle-eight.\n\nIt's too bad Wounded Bird never bothers with bonus tracks because there's a lovely, waltzing song called \"The Time Has Come\" which didn't make any of ED & JFC's albums--it turned up as a b-side for \"It's Sad To Belong\"'s single release and was also used in the film \"Joe Panther\".\n\nEngland Dan & John Ford Coley have such a pleasant sound, and there really isn't anything BAD here, but the album just strikes me as overall being too slight, and in the case of the Wounded Bird CD, overpriced--I can't bring myself to rate it higher. You will be rewarded with some gems if you pick this CD up--if you see it used for $6, that's one thing--but for the current list price, it's not a fantastic bargain.","Product: High Definition 24 bit remastered reissue of the original 1980 album. Magic Records.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: very fine soft-rock offering from Nash\n\nReview: The 1977 \"CSN\" album had been a smash hit for Crosby, Stills & Nash. In typical fashion, the guys just couldn't get their heads together for a follow-up, not least due to Crosby's descent into \"drug madness\" (as Nash puts it), which also did away with a reuniting of the Crosby * Nash duo team. So, Nash decided to carry on with a solo record, his third, with \"Earth & Sky\" coming out in early 1980.\n\nBasically, this album sounds exactly like you would expect. It's a soft rock album all the way, totally sounding like it was recorded in 1979 or '80--a booming drum sound, chorused rhythm guitars, tinkling electric pianos, etc. If you're a sucker for that kind of sound (and I don't fault you if you are!), you'll really like this album.\n\nNo, it's not a masterpiece. \"Skychild\" and \"Helicopter Song\" are forgettable, and the ballad \"Magical Child\" is okay but suffers from sickly sweetness.\n\nIt's often great though. The title track has that trademark lilting Graham Nash melodicism (it features instantly recognizable slide guitar from Joe Walsh). \"Love Has Come\" is a wonderful soft-rock ballad. The waltzing \"It's All Right\" is another soft-rock ballad, similar in theme to \"Love Has Come\", and it's a little cheesy and brought down by toothless female vocals toward the end, but it's still very pleasant. The starkly-arranged, yet dreamy, minor-keyed \"Out On The Island\" is simply blissful; and heard today, it curiously seems to foreshadow the title track for David Gilmour's \"On An Island\", the latter of which Nash even sings background vocals on! The anthemic \"Barrel Of Pain (Half-Life)\", another in a large stack of late '70s songs written about the dangers of nuclear waste, is quite powerful. And the rousing, quick-paced album-closer \"In The 80's\" is infectiously upbeat, optimistic, and catchy.\n\nAll in all, this is not quite as well-written as 1971's \"Songs For Beginners\", nor is it as insanely catchy as 1986's \"Innocent Eyes\", but \"Earth & Sky\" is still highly worthwhile.\n\nHowever, I recommend you steer clear of the Magic Records CD release of \"Earth & Sky\"; providing you have a quality turntable, you'd almost undoubtedly be better off with the original vinyl. I've gotten a couple of other CD reissues from Magic, and they each have incredibly cruddy remastering, clearly done from either vinyl or cassette copies--may the buyer beware.","Product: UK pressing. On An Island is the third David Gilmour solo album and his first studio recording since Pink Floyd's 1994 multi-platinum 'The Division Bell'. from the first moments of the sound collage that begins 'On An Island', you know it's a special experience that not only bears comparison with the best of Pink Floyd, but also confirms their lead guitarist and singer as an outstanding solo artist. Here he reveals a personal vision and a breadth of styles - folk, jazz, orchestral and rock - brought together as a unified piece by his lyrical guitar playing and instantly recognizable voice. On An Island is a collection of songs and instrumentals that had it's genus in the critically acclaimed 2002 London Festival Hall concerts. Gilmour has stepped out of his super-group to discover he's still at his peak - and he's rightly pleased. 'It's my best and most personal work,' he says. 'Making it with my musician friends has been a positive experience on so many levels.' EMI. 2006.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: a very low-volume effort, and highly satisfying, with excellent production values\n\nReview: David Gilmour really deserves credit for his \"On An Island\" album, released today. The man clearly doesn't give a damn about following any trends, and I say more power to him. The album does indeed sound very Floyd-ish, which Gilmour himself admits, but it's not merely some toothless rehash of past glories, and the production values here are really excellent (the album was produced by Gilmour, Phil Manzanera, and Chris Thomas). And Gilmour's in excellent voice too, sounding as though he's barely aged a day in the past 20 years. You needn't have any worries about this being a \"modernized\", high-tech disaster--the album sounds more like something that was recorded in 1980 than in the 2000s, and I really mean that as a compliment.\n\nI think it's off the mark and misleading to bluntly say that Gilmour has \"gone adult contemporary\" with this album--that might get certain people thinking he's chosen a bland synthesizer-heavy approach. Quite the contrary, synthesizer is only used for a light sprinkling of effects on the title track, and synths are nowhere to be heard on songs such as \"The Blue\" and \"Where We Start\"--instead, David favors real piano, real electric piano, and especially real Hammond organ (which all three of these have), and that plays a huge role in them sounding so wonderfully organic.\n\nYes, this is a VERY low volume album, but for the most part, it's very appealing, not just thanks to the production, but also because the songwriting is generally at a really high level. Frankly, I think you could throw the same kind of praise at much of the Floyd's work--\"Wish You Were Here\", great album as it is, never rocks very hard at all.\n\nMost of the lyrics here were written by Gilmour's wife Polly Samson, and although they occasionally lean towards the sickly-sweet end of things, as on \"Smile\", they're hardly as embarassing as some of the reviewers make them out to be. And ultimately, Gilmour makes up for it with the music. The title track is sumptuous--it sounds kind of like an acoustic modification of Floyd's \"Breathe\", featuring superb guitar work, live orchestration, and vocal harmonies from Crosby & Nash that really take the song to the next level (Richard Wright plays the Hammond on this track as well). The super-mellow \"The Blue\" has a wonderfully serene, blissful feel to it, with gentle harmonica and a remarkably effective back-and-forth piano line, and Gilmour's extended soloing, even if he overdoes those swooping sounds a bit, is still really really nice, with extremely impressive tone. The relatively short instrumental \"Red Sky At Night\" is an intriguing change of pace, with Gilmour switching over to saxophone, and to excellent effect--he brings the same kind of unique feeling to his sax soloing as he does to his emotional guitar leads. \"A Pocketful Of Stones\" is also a really fine ballad, with Gilmour's vocal making the most of the wonderful lilting melodicism on the verses. \"This Heaven\" adds a welcome diversity to the proceedings, shuffling along nicely and containing a nice bluesy acoustic riff. \"Smile\", like I said, is kind of on the sugary side, but the acoustic slide guitar work, Gilmour's somewhat jazz-tinged lead vocal, and the sheer tunefulness give it much appeal.\n\nGilmour's previous solo album, 1984's \"About Face\", ends with the song \"Near The End\", and he ends \"On An Island\" with \"Where We Start\" which seems like a sequel to the former song. \"Where We Start\" is the one non-instrumental track on the album that Gilmour wrote entirely himself. Yes, the lyrics leave a little to be desired, but the song has an undeniably soothing and reflective feel, somewhat melancholy and yet with hope for what's still to come, a trademark Gilmour touch. It makes for a highly fitting finale to the album.\n\nAs for the few remaining tracks... \"Castellorizon\", the obligatory album-opening instrumental, starts off as a sound collage before Gilmour starts wailing away backed by a full orchestra--it's certainly more enjoyable than the somewhat similar \"Let's Get Metaphysical\" from his \"About Face\" album, but it's still pretty forgettable. Likewise, the instrumental \"Then I Close My Eyes\" is okayish, but pretty dull. The one track that particularly sticks out like a sore thumb and that you're better off skipping happens to be the album's hardest-rocking song--\"Take A Breath\" has annoying, repetitive spoken chanting, plus it's sorely lacking in terms of melody and catchiness; it considerably hurts the overall flow of the album, and it suggests that Gilmour isn't sure how to rock out effectively anymore, making it easy to see why the album is so ballad-heavy.\n\nAll in all, I can't see anyone who loves '72-'75-era Floyd or Gilmour's previous solo work not taking a strong liking to \"On An Island\". I'm well aware that this album is taking quite a beating from a lot of so-called professional critics, and I can't help but suspect it's partly because of the album's mellow tone and a lack of patience on their part to really *listen*. Maybe some folks were hoping Gilmour would push the envelope more, and I'll admit I do understand the feeling that if an artist just cranks out an album that sounds like a copy of earlier work, there's no point to it. That said, this is an album for diehard David Gilmour/ mid-'70s Floyd fans who have listened to those records religiously and want something familiar, yet new, and for an artist of Gilmour's age and stature, it's understandable that he'd put out a record to fit that bill, and the fact that the result sounds this fresh and effective, it not only justifies the exercise, it actually provides an additional demonstration of just how deep Gilmour's talent is. It also underlines that this is clearly the album he wanted to make, and I give him a lot of credit for following his instincts.\n\n(P.S. My copy of \"On An Island\" includes a bonus disc featuring the laidback bluesy instrumental \"Island Jam\"--it's a nice little bonus. On the downside, the book-style packaging of the album is marred by the vulnerable foam rubber piece that's meant to hold the CD--you may very well end up needing a separate case to hold the disc itself.)","Product: Dave Loggins is a cousin of singer Kenny Loggins. He had a Top 100 Billboard charting album in 1974, \"Apprentice (In A Musical Workshop)\". It garnered a top 5 single ,\"Please Come To Boston\".\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: whiny, pathetically self-indulgent, and shallow; an offensive folk-rock album\n\nReview: Dave Loggins is the second cousin of the far more famous Kenny Loggins, and Dave had actually already contributed some material to Loggins & Messina records by the time of his own second album, 1974's \"Apprentice (In A Musical Workshop)\".\nI'll readily admit that Dave Loggins does have some excellent songwriting to his credit, such as the powerhouse rocker \"Stones (Dig A Little Deeper)\" as recorded by England Dan Seals. The respectable acoustic guitar accompaniment of this album suggests that something at least decent could have come out of all of this. However, \"Apprentice (In A Musical Workshop)\" turns out to be a disgraceful folk-rock album that presents Dave Loggins as a can't-be-trusted womanizer, and then tries to sugar-coat it with nauseatingly sickly-sweet orchestrations and Loggins' insincere, weepy, over-exaggerated vocals.\n\nDave Loggins has sole writing credit for all 10 songs on this album. The opening track \"Someday\", with its cheesy synthesizer washes and ridiculously out-of-place \"ooh la la...\" chorus, has him supposedly deeply in love with a woman, and he tries to string her along, promising over and over again that SOMEDAY, they'll be together forever, when it's clear, especially after taking in such subsequent tunes as \"Let Me Go Now\" and \"Wonder'n As The Days Go By\", that he has no intention of being true to her and that \"someday\" really means \"never\". On \"Let Me Go Now\", \"Second Hand Lady\", and \"Girl From Knoxville\", Loggins demonstrates that he sees women as having little or no value other than providing sex.\n\nThe album's claim to fame is the big hit \"Please Come To Boston\", a laughably 'sentimental' ballad where Loggins once again tries to string a woman along, first to Boston, then to Denver, then to L.A.--in real life, any woman in the right mind would have dumped him by the end of the song. Loggins even slips over into downright misogynistic territory on \"Sunset Woman\", where he accuses a woman of being \"worthless\" for doing the same kind of polygamous activity that he seems to think is acceptable for himself to engage in--he says to her \"no one needs you\", although he himself seems to take great pleasure in what he refers to as her \"wishing well of sin\", otherwise why would he be doing this 5+ minute super-slow 'tribute' to her?\n\nEven when Loggins switches gears and pays tribute to his family on the nostalgic, childhood reminiscence \"My Father's Fiddle\", you still have to deal with the overblown harmonies and Loggins grating vocals and sentimentality.\n\nJust look at the track sequence of the first three songs on 'side 2'. First we have \"Please Come To Boston\", where Loggins' companion wants him to forget about going to all these other places and come home to her in Tennessee. On the very next song, \"Girl From Knoxville\", he decides to do just that, figuring it's an effective way for him to get laid, as evidenced by the lyrics which describe how he looks forward to bathing her in a stream and using his arms for her blanket. Then, with the following song \"Sunset Woman\", after having gotten the sexual cravings temporarily out of his system and realizing he wants no long-term obligations, he accuses her of being \"worthless\". Loggins tries to wrap an overwrought \"woe is me\" schtick around it all, and the results are incredibly annoying and offensive.\n\nFor goodness sake, stick with James Taylor, and Jackson Browne, etc. Avoid this cloying disgrace.","Product: First time on CD for the sixth and final album from American soft-rockers Bread, which hit #36 on the Billboard Pop Albums chart. Originally released in 1977, nearly five years after their previous album, Guitar Man. This was a return to form for the band, featuring plenty of stunning ballads, country rockers and more, traveling familiar ground but remaining as melodic and earnest as ever. Features a guest appearance from Tom Scott. Wounded Bird. 2007.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bread's last--and best--album; a masterpiece finally available on CD\n\nReview: Bread's final album, \"Lost Without Your Love\", was originally released in January of 1977. Quite oddly, it has taken until December of 2006 for the album to be released on CD in its entirety. Fortunately, Wounded Bird Records has finally provided us with an official CD release for this masterpiece.\n\n\"Lost Without Your Love\" was something of a reunion album. Bread had broken up, with their last proper album prior to this being 1972's \"Guitar Man\". However, David Gates had continued to work with his Bread bandmates Mike Botts and Larry Knechtel on his solo albums, 1973's \"First\" and 1975's \"Never Let Her Go\" aka \"Second\". Obviously, the main reason for Bread's breakup was the tension between Gates and James Griffin. Gates was having a pretty mild amount of commercial success as a solo artist, so it's not surprising that Elektra Records urged Gates to give Bread another try. Gates was on good terms with Elektra, so he obliged, even though he wasn't really interested in reuniting the band with Griffin, hence the short-lived nature of the reunion.\n\nIn any case, Gates still had lots of gorgeous melodies up his sleeve. Unlike his previous two solo albums which find him branching out considerably, Gates really isn't pushing himself stylistically at all here. Still, there's no denying songs such as the irresistible warm-'n'-fuzzy pop-rocker \"Hooked On You\" and the super-tender orchestrated acoustic ballad \"Belonging\". As for \"The Chosen One\", it's simply one of the best soft rock songs ever recorded; it doesn't feature any orchestration, a decision which proves wise--it features a sumptuous blend of guitar harmonics, lush electric piano, a swaying groove, and silky-smooth vocals. The title track has an excellent and somewhat unexpected instrumental break, in addition to that masterful Gates touch of sighing melodicism that totally tugs at your heart. \"Hold Tight\" is a super fun, catchy, upbeat tune--it's been referred to as Gates' stab at disco-rock, and although it did get 'disco-fied' when covered by Vicki Sue Robinson, on here it's really just a '50s-style feel-good rocker, complete with carnival-esque organ, and given some rather low-key orchestration. \"Lay Your Money Down\" is a Griffin-sung rocker that does feel a bit forced somehow, but it's still fun, with super cool guitar licks, providing the album with a nice change of pace.\n\nThe thing that really allows \"Lost Without Your Love\" to become so thoroughly transcedant, in addition to Gates being on top of his game, is the maturity of James Griffin, both as a songwriter and vocalist. Griffin gets one co-write with Gates, the excellently melodic \"Change of Heart\". The rest of his tracks are co-written with his usual writing partner and former Bread member Robb Royer, and they demonstrate a quantum leap in songwriting maturity compared to, say, 1970's \"On The Waters\". The heart-wrenching album-closer \"Our Lady of Sorrow\" is a thoughtful and sympathetic meditation on the problems of drug addiction, with a beautiful Griffin vocal. Plus, the breezy \"She's The Only One\", the uplifting \"Fly Away\", and the sad-yet-hopeful ballad \"Today's The First Day\"--each of these are truly terrific songs.\n\nI think David Gates' opinion that this was a \"tentative\" album for the band is mainly a reflection of the tension between himself and Griffin while recording it. \"Lost Without Your Love\" is a treasure trove for fans of '70s soft rock--this is a masterful album, a must-have for any serious music listener.","Product: One of the most request catalogs for CD reissue we have ever had is the Seals & Crofts catalog. This duo consisting of Jim Seals & Dash Crofts had numerous charting albums in the 1970's. We are now proud to present pretty much their entire catalog of albums, beginning with their first eponymous album from 1969, all the way through their last charting album, \"Takin' It Easy\" from 1978.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: past their commercial prime, but still a high quality album\n\nReview: In a sense, Seals & Crofts' 1978 album \"Takin' It Easy\" is the proper follow-up to 1976's \"Get Closer\". However, in between those two, the 1976 'live' album \"Sudan Village\" was released, as was the 1977 \"One on One\" soundtrack which Seals & Crofts were significantly involved in.\n\nBy the time \"Takin' It Easy\" was finally released, it seems that the record buying public had lost a lot of interest in the duo. Compared to the several gold-selling albums that preceeded it, \"Takin' It Easy\" was a commercial disappointment, peaking at (coincidentally enough) number 78 on the Billboard album charts.\n\nOne gets the sense that even during the recording of \"Takin' It Easy\", there was concern of how Seals & Crofts would be received in the midst of the changing musical climate, and there are some clear attemps at 'keeping up with the times'. The most notorious example is the disco-fied Top 20 hit \"You're The Love\", which Dash Crofts himself claims that he \"Hated it!\"; that's a somewhat understandable, albeit harsh and unfair critique, because it's not really THAT much of a disco tune, and beyond that, the song is upbeat, insanely catchy, and downright FUN. They also take a half-hearted stab at a New Wave-ish rocker with the album-opening title track--it's a passable tune, and it was a minor hit in its own right, but the guys don't sound like their hearts are really in it, and the result feels forced. Note that neither of these two songs were at all written by the duo (\"You're The Love\" was written by David Batteau and their producer Louie Shelton).\n\nApart from the two aforementioned singles though, Seals & Crofts basically stick with the tasteful soft-rock approach of their '76 masterpiece album \"Get Closer\", and they offer up a bunch of great songs in the process. The Dash Crofts vocal spotlight \"One More Time\" is a sublime ballad with a somewhat hard-to-define appeal--it seems a tad schlocky on the surface, sort of like it's waiting to be resurrected for American Idol (again, it wasn't at all written by the duo, and actually, it had previously been recorded by the Carpenters), but Dash totally puts it over with his fantastic vocals, which, in typical fashion, are commanding yet mellifluous at the same time, plus to be fair, the melody is really gorgeous, and the harmonious intro will have you instantly thinking, \"Whoa, who put on The Beach Boys?\" (it's not them, but those ethereal harmonies sure sound like prime Beach Boys, definitely a compliment). Likewise, the epic, philisophical ballad \"Sunrise\" has a load of atmosphere with its swirling electric piano and synthesizer textures, and it features an excellent saxophone solo from Jim Seals. The bouncy \"Breakin' In A Brand New Love\" is an absolutely brilliant pop-rock song, the kind of thing that's a joy to rediscover and gets you thinking, \"Geez, why wasn't this a huge hit?\" \"Forever Like The Rose\" is another one of their great, heartstring-tugging ballads along the lines of \"Don't Fail\".\n\nOf the remaining tracks, \"Midnight Blue\" is quite good, with its moody, minor-keyed, country-blues feel, but it's somewhat annoying due to the overwrought, melodramatic story-song lyrics. \"Nobody Gets Over Lovin' You\" has a somewhat curious blend of tormented lyrics with an upbeat-sounding tune, and Jim hits a great vocal climax on the song's fade. \"Magnolia Moon\" is a pleasant low-key ballad, if rather forgettable. Likewise, the 5+ minute album-closer \"A Tribute To Abdu'l-Baha'\", though again loaded with atmosphere, and obviously very much from Jim & Dash's hearts, just fails to stick in the memory even after repeated listens.\n\nOn the whole, I wouldn't quite rank \"Takin' It Easy\" at masterpiece level, but any fan who seeks this album out definitely ought to get a lot of enjoyment out of it. Thanks to Wounded Bird Records for finally getting it out on CD.","Product: 10cc Live And Let Live - EX UK 2-LP vinyl set\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: some intriguing stuff here, but largely feels like a cash-in attempt\n\nReview: 10cc's live album \"Live And Let Live\" was originally released in late 1977 as a double LP. It has now been reissued as a double CD in July of 2006 on Mercury Records, supposedly a limited edition.\n\nI find the very idea of this album being released in the first place to be suspicious. Was this intended as a slap in the face regarding Godley & Creme's departure from the band in 1976? Their departure left Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman as the only original members left in the band, and Stewart himself has admitted that he \"was on a mission\" to prove the band could carry on as a viable commercial and artistic force.\n\nThe live performances on \"Live And Let Live\" were recorded in June and July of '77. Their first post-Godley & Creme album, \"Deceptive Bends\", had just come out in May of that year, with \"The Things We Do For Love\" having already become a huge US hit single earlier in the year.\n\nThe commercial success seems to have gotten to Stewart and Gouldman's heads, and \"Live And Let Live\" feels largely like a cash-in attempt.\n\nThere's a lot to gripe about here. With Godley & Creme gone, 10cc end up ignoring a whole lot of their early classics, and the track listing relies almost entirely on Stewart/ Gouldman compositions, which is understandable and everything, but they end up leaning way, way too heavily on material from the highly-flawed and overrated \"Deceptive Bends\" which consists entirely of Stewart/ Gouldman compositions--apart from the brief \"I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor\" ditty, they play every last track from that album; the 11+ minute \"Feel The Benefit\" suite wasn't so hot to begin with, and the even longer version here, with the ugly synthesized strings filling in for the real orchestra, is even worse, not to mention outright redundant. Apart from some extended jams, the boys barely bother making any alterations to the original studio arrangements, and considering how elaborately-produced the studio stuff is, it's just hard to really pull it off in concert--they even resort to using pre-recorded tapes for \"I'm Not In Love\" and on the intro to \"I'm Mandy Fly Me\"--making the record frequently unenlightening. Tony O'Malley, who wasn't with the band for \"Deceptive Bends\" and was already gone by the time of \"Bloody Tourists\", is bafflingly given a lead vocal spotlight, toothlessly staggering his way through \"Art For Art's Sake\" in place of Stewart.\n\nDespite all that, the album does have considerable value. A couple of the \"Deceptive Bends\" tunes are given a new lease on life in concert--\"Honeymoon With B Troop\" is a lot of fun, less gimmicky than its studio counterpart; and \"You've Got A Cold\" ditches the cloyingly slick overproduction of the studio recording, and with the double drums of Stuart Tosh and Paul Burgess, it's transformed into a truly funky gem. There are other ear-catching moments scattered around, like Stewart's lilting vocal turn on \"People In Love\", a previously buried key line from \"Ships Don't Disappear In The Night (Do They?\") being brought more upfront and clearly audible, and Stewart does have some entertaining spoken banter with the audience. And you certainly can't accuse the guys of not being well-practiced--the performances are thoroughly super-professional, even though this sometimes results in the band sounding distressingly like they're on autopilot.\n\nAll in all, an interesting document for fans of this great band, with some stuff definitely worth salvaging, but don't get your hopes TOO high.","Product: 10cc Live And Let Live - EX UK 2-LP vinyl set\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: some intriguing stuff here, but largely feels like a cash-in attempt\n\nReview: 10cc's live album \"Live And Let Live\" was originally released in late 1977 as a double LP. It has now been reissued as a double CD in July of 2006 on Mercury Records, supposedly a limited edition.\n\nI find the very idea of this album being released in the first place to be suspicious. Was this intended as a slap in the face regarding Godley & Creme's departure from the band in 1976? Their departure left Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman as the only original members left in the band, and Stewart himself has admitted that he \"was on a mission\" to prove the band could carry on as a viable commercial and artistic force.\n\nThe live performances on \"Live And Let Live\" were recorded in June and July of '77. Their first post-Godley & Creme album, \"Deceptive Bends\", had just come out in May of that year, with \"The Things We Do For Love\" having already become a huge US hit single earlier in the year.\n\nThe commercial success seems to have gotten to Stewart and Gouldman's heads, and \"Live And Let Live\" feels largely like a cash-in attempt.\n\nThere's a lot to gripe about here. With Godley & Creme gone, 10cc end up ignoring a whole lot of their early classics, and the track listing relies almost entirely on Stewart/ Gouldman compositions, which is understandable and everything, but they end up leaning way, way too heavily on material from the highly-flawed and overrated \"Deceptive Bends\" which consists entirely of Stewart/ Gouldman compositions--apart from the brief \"I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor\" ditty, they play every last track from that album; the 11+ minute \"Feel The Benefit\" suite wasn't so hot to begin with, and the even longer version here, with the ugly synthesized strings filling in for the real orchestra, is even worse, not to mention outright redundant. Apart from some extended jams, the boys barely bother making any alterations to the original studio arrangements, and considering how elaborately-produced the studio stuff is, it's just hard to really pull it off in concert--they even resort to using pre-recorded tapes for \"I'm Not In Love\" and on the intro to \"I'm Mandy Fly Me\"--making the record frequently unenlightening. Tony O'Malley, who wasn't with the band for \"Deceptive Bends\" and was already gone by the time of \"Bloody Tourists\", is bafflingly given a lead vocal spotlight, toothlessly staggering his way through \"Art For Art's Sake\" in place of Stewart.\n\nDespite all that, the album does have considerable value. A couple of the \"Deceptive Bends\" tunes are given a new lease on life in concert--\"Honeymoon With B Troop\" is a lot of fun, less gimmicky than its studio counterpart; and \"You've Got A Cold\" ditches the cloyingly slick overproduction of the studio recording, and with the double drums of Stuart Tosh and Paul Burgess, it's transformed into a truly funky gem. There are other ear-catching moments scattered around, like Stewart's lilting vocal turn on \"People In Love\", a previously buried key line from \"Ships Don't Disappear In The Night (Do They?\") being brought more upfront and clearly audible, and Stewart does have some entertaining spoken banter with the audience. And you certainly can't accuse the guys of not being well-practiced--the performances are thoroughly super-professional, even though this sometimes results in the band sounding distressingly like they're on autopilot.\n\nAll in all, an interesting document for fans of this great band, with some stuff definitely worth salvaging, but don't get your hopes TOO high.","Product: Noel Gallagher Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds UK CD album\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: stunned--Noel sounds reinvigorated on this post-Oasis debut\n\nReview: I was a huge Oasis fan from the get-go. The first time I heard \"Live Forever\" back in '94 or '95, I was not only hooked on that particular tune, but I felt an almost absurd level of excitement that Oasis would 'change the world', so to speak, and I could hardly wait to get my hands on the \"Definitely Maybe\" CD. Although I expected it would be great, \"Definitely Maybe\" took that a few steps further--it proved to be a monumental album that had a profound affect on me at that tender age. Oasis sounded like a sheer force of nature, and for all their admitted musical 'thievery', they still managed to sound completely fresh and distinctive with their blend of surging hard rock, psychedelia, and insanely catchy pop-rock hooks.\n\nOver the course of their next few albums, along with their slew of fantastic non-album b-sides for which they became somewhat notorious for over time, Oasis explored different variations on their trademark epic sound, by and large to brilliant effect.\n\nBut more than that, Noel Gallagher continually revealed a penchant for not just purely acoustic driven numbers such as \"Sad Song\", \"It's Better People\", and \"Angel Child\", but also a relatively stripped-down balladic style where the songs had a distinct blend of melancholy and introspection, a style exemplified on songs such as \"Going Nowhere\" and \"One Way Road\". Perhaps tellingly, the official versions of all of these aforementioned songs feature Noel himself on lead vocals as opposed to his brother Liam who was always the 'main' lead vocalist for Oasis.\n\nFor me, 2000's \"Standing on the Shoulder of Giants\" is the last great Oasis album. In retrospect, it's sort of transition piece, as original members Paul Arthurs and Paul McGuigan left the group in 1999 and didn't play on the album, but Gem Archer and Andy Bell didn't come on board until after the recording was completed, if I understand correctly. Nonetheless, terrific Noel songs such as \"Go Let It Out\", \"Gas Panic!\", and \"Roll It Over\", plus Liam's deceptively charming songwriting debut \"Little James\", all seemed to indicate that the Oasis tank was far from empty.\n\nHowever, when the whole 'second phase' of Oasis kicked in with 2002's \"Heathen Chemistry\", with Gem Archer and Andy Bell now fully integrated band members who even contributing some of the songwriting, it was the first real red flag that the magical Oasis formula was wearing thin. Most of the songs, although reassuringly Oasis-like initially, were starting to sound like second rate afterthoughts and leftovers, and in light of earlier triumphs, ultimately redundant and forgettable. It was probably in part due to the major shift in personnel that had occurred in the band that they began to sound slightly more polished, but that just made it feel even more as though one was listening to an Oasis sound-alike band. The fact that two of the songs, \"Little By Little\" and \"Better Man\", appeared on the album in weaker versions opposed to the better versions which had surfaced on the Internet prior the album's release, just added insult to injury and further gave the feeling that the band was suddenly losing it. Despite \"Little James\" and \"Songbird\", the increased prominence of Liam as a songwriter didn't seem to help much in the long term. In hindsight, it's almost as though, deep down, Noel knew his songwriting had dried up and that there was little to lose by letting other band members get their songs in. 2005's \"Don't Believe The Truth\" and 2008's almost maddeningly-mediocre \"Dig Out Your Soul\" proved that continuing to follow this band's music was a sadly unrewarding experience, basically just a pale reflection of past glories at best. The band who once seemed able to do little wrong musically now sounded like they were floundering to remain relevant. I was almost completely burnt out on them as far as their new output was concerned--it had gotten to feel like there just wasn't any point anymore.\n\nI feel all of that preface is important. The abudance of extraordinary music that Oasis made shouldn't be underestimated, but the group really did become a shadow of its former self musically for essentially the entire '00s (\"Standing On the Shoulder of Giants\" was actually recorded in 1999). In other words, it really had been a long while since I've been excited about Oasis/Noel Gallagher as a currently active entity. I generally try to avoid sounding all hyped up and claiming a record to be a big 'comeback', but with \"Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds\", it's undeniable and truly justified--I didn't think Noel would have anything like this up his sleeve at this point. After listening, it's easy to suspect that maybe Noel really HAD been fed up with Oasis for quite a while, but considering that many, if not most, of these songs were actually written BEFORE the Oasis split, it makes the whole situation all the more curious. But this record seems to make it clear that there was a considerable amount of pressure going on with the last few Oasis records to try and make 'Oasis-sounding product', whereas with this record, Noel is just letting his muse take him where it will, and as a result, his brilliance has re-emerged.\n\nNaturally, my expectations were initially low, and I just half-heartedly began listening to some of the tracks, figuring it would be more 'Oasis lite'. But nearly every song here highlights Noel's ability to create songs with a profound, all-encompassing feel that grab you instantly while maintaining their infectiousness upon repeated listens. Noel's vocals are almost uniformly breathtaking--he definitely underrates himself as a vocalist, and apart from maybe one or two songs, I didn't miss Liam's voice for a second. And I'm not joking about the infectiousness of the tunes--song after song is going to have you craving another listen.\n\nThe opening \"Everybody's On The Run\" instantly gives the impression that this is going to be a lot more than just more scrapings from the bottom of the Oasis barrel. The utter absence of lead guitar, mixed with the gorgeous orchestration and faint traces of choir, present a subtle but fascinating departure from Oasis' classic anthemic sound, the kind of thing that one might call 'growth' or 'maturity' as an artist, but in the best sense of the word. It preserves the suitably epic, albeit not overblown, feel that Oasis proved masters of time and time again, the kind of thing that cuts straight to the bone. Noel's impassioned, echo-slathered vocals simply soar, the minute-plus intro sets the scene marvelously, and altogether, this one of the best tracks he's ever recorded.\n\nI'm actually surprised at how much Gallagher has to say lyrically here--it would be easy to assume that the lyrics, which even Gallagher himself tends to point out as being a weakness for him, would all be throwaways, but they aren't. You sometimes hear about how pop music is supposed to capture the 'tenor of the times', and although I can't speak definitely about how much the wealthy Noel really worries about the state of the world, this record seems to have been dropped at the perfect time--it feels strikingly relevant and in tune with the widespread concern and uncertainty going on these days. I already mentioned \"Everybody's On The Run\", a truly BELIEVABLE inspirational number, the kind of thing U2 would try to do but would only sound overblown in their hands. \"Soldier Boys and Jesus Freaks\", with it's wonderfully Kinks-y \"Autumn Almanac\"-style rhythm, is an intriguing, sharply-etched commentary of a highly religious family whose son dies at war. \"Stranded On The Wrong Beach\" seamlessly combines somewhat gentle and yearning verses with a defiant and totally infectious chorus. And even if the lyrics to \"Dream On\" are 'nonsense', his sly wordplay is still incredibly entertaining.\n\n\"If I Had A Gun...\" is definitely reminiscent of earlier work, as you'll instantly think, \"This is SO Noel-sounding\" within the first ten seconds, but it's not a carbon copy by any means--the lyrics are beautifully-crafted--powerful and affectionate but not at all sappy--and along with the brilliantly-placed wordless vocals and subtle musical transitions, this is another absolutely terrific song.\n\nNoel also scores with the uptempo \"AKA...What A Life!\", with its heavy drums, pounding piano, a frenetic guitar solo, an ominous one-chord-style groove, and a great melody.\n\nAt times the album becomes slightly generic-sounding, as on \"AKA...Broken Arrow\", but even here, the album is still memorably tuneful and remarkably enjoyable, with this particular tune being lifted by crisp acoustic guitar layers, tasty percussion, and bass work that really fills out the sound.\n\nThe deluxe edition includes two extra songs added on at the end, including the highly haunting \"Let The Lord Shine A Light On Me\", which has a \"Dark Side Of The Moon\"-era Pink Floyd quality about it--Noel's voice is actually a bit rough here and frustratingly buried in the mix, which perhaps explains its 'bonus track' status, but it's still highly worthwhile.\n\nBut the main album portion ends with the song that Noel said was intended as the album-closer from the get-go, and understandably so. \"Stop The Clocks\" has been floating around the Internet in various versions for probably close to 10 years, and it finally gets a proper version here, and Noel has simply nailed it. I suppose it's fair to say that it was worth the wait, because it would have been a shame had it been saddled on one of the last few Oasis records in an inferior version. Noel's vocals are, once again, exquisite, and one could hardly ask for a more fitting album-closer. This is once again one of the absolute best tracks Noel has ever done.\n\nThe whole saying of \"no one buys music anymore\" has become a virtual cliche these days, but if you're an old-school Oasis fan who lost interest in them in the 2000s, go pick up the deluxe edition of \"Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds\" which includes a very interesting DVD, and set aside some time to listen to the CD portion straight through in one go. At the end of the day, I think you're going to feel like you got your money's worth on this one, and perhaps, it'll all come back to you why you loved Oasis to begin with. Things have indeed changed since \"Definitely Maybe\", but \"Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds\" is a great album, and unmistakeably Noel. An incredibly unexpected comeback for Noel Gallagher.","Product: Laura Marling's new album, 'Once I Was An Eagle', the follow up to 2011's stand out 'A Creature I Don't Know', is a hugely ambitious album reflecting the poise and confidence of a songwriter far beyond her years (23). Recorded in the English countryside with longtime collaborator and producer Ethan Johns, the album's loose narrative traverses heartbreak, vulnerability, resurgence, confidence, and lastly contemplation. 'Once I Was An Eagle' steps farther outside the conventions of Laura's previous albums, an opportunity to fully explore her songwriting process while abandoning expectations.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: a smidgen of maturity is detectable, but that's not saying much--listen to Johanna Warren instead\n\nReview: It never ends. Laura Marling is yet another monumentally overrated singer-songwriter who presumably had the absolute good fortune of knowing someone who knew someone who was able to land one of her amateurish, navel-gazing, near-tuneless compositions into a key scene of \"Grey's Anatomy\" or maybe \"Gossip Girl\", and hence her career was launched.\n\nThe persistent Joni Mitchell comparisons are inevitable. I find Joni monumentally overrated and guilty of excruciatingly self-indulgent ramblefests in her own right, and considering the high regard in which Joni is held in the rock/folk pantheon, the accolades for Marling become understandable by comparison.\n\nI will grant that Marling's vocals seem to have taken a step forward by this point--kind of amazing to notice a fellow reviewer expressing the exact opposite opinion, claiming that Marling has LOST her voice. She doesn't race through the words as if she's late for her latest dinner date, the way she did on \"Ghosts\", and she is able to conjure up some resonance, particularly on \"Undine\" which, with its ear-catching harmonized guitar runs, is one admittedly good track that you'll find on this album.\n\nBut for the most part, the song remains the same. Her relentless rat-in-a-cage lyrical preoccupation with dead-end 'romance' is exhausting, including her incessant telling off of former 'lovers' as if she's absolutely the bee's knees. She still doesn't pay much attention to melody either, which just heightens the inherent shallowness of the lyrics. She plays this whole 'you won't get to me' and 'I'm so hard to get' routine on \"Master Hunter\" (which is on the rock-ish side, a rarity on this album), and yet she still refers to her subject as \"babe\", as if she's some kind of completely sacred, irresistible temptress, and then uses her 'power' merely to cut every guy in her path right down for her own perverted pleasure--it's a schtick that's been done to death, and it's unimaginative and unimpressive.\n\nWay too big of a deal has been made over the supposed 'unity' of the tracks, where songs run seamlessly into another and melodic themes recur--you know, this is an album where it's hard enough as it is to even remember what song you're listening to after a while, and in this case, a gimmick like that smacks of a severe lack of ideas, if not downright laziness.\n\nI can sense a certain 'background music' appeal here, as the predominately somber, sometimes downright morbid tone, combined with the generally spartan arrangements does generate some kind of meditative vibe and could make for a passable sleeping aid, although even that gets disrupted thanks to Marling's infatuation for occasional pompous dynamic 'explosions', exemplified on the title track, not to mention out-of-place organ that crops up on \"Where Can I Go?\"\n\nMy best advice is, if you seriously think Laura Marling is a wonder to behold, you owe it to yourself to check out Johanna Warren, who has recently put out her debut solo album <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Fates/dp/B00G7HJHZY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Fates</a>. In simple terms, she blows away Marling at her own game, doing the exact kinds of things that Marling seemingly tries to accomplish, but Warren does it so very much better, with a truly beautiful voice and a real ear for melody to go with it. At least stream a few of her songs on a legitimate streaming platform, such as Spotify--if I had to cherry pick three, I'd go for <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Both-Worlds/dp/B00G7HJIYE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Both Worlds</a>,<a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Woods/dp/B00G7HJMBS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Woods</a>, and <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Your-Glow/dp/B00G7HJLPK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Your Glow</a>. Show some support for a compelling new artist who really deserves it, and you'll be glad for my referral, as those three aforementioned songs are terrific. And that's a recommendation also to the reviewer who claims it's \"painful\" to wait for the next Laura Marling release (come on, seriously?).","Product: Limited double vinyl LP pressing in gatefold jacket on silver foil stock. 2013 release, the third album from the Pop superstar. Artpop musically mirrors Gaga's creative process. Simply put, Artpop is a celebration of obsession set to a carefully crafted musical landscape that brings the listener on a truly unique audio journey. With producers White Shadow, Zedd, Madeon and others on board, Gaga's signature Dance/Pop sounds have risen to new heights, bringing a fresh experience that is destined to shake up the current state of Pop music.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: exactly what you'd expect--unoriginal, nauseating, and pompous beyond words\n\nReview: Get over it, folks. It's impossible to adequately express how unbelievably overhyped this 'artist' and album are. Based on the media frenzy she creates, Gaga's appeal presumably lies so much in her shock value, but when you divorce yourself from her ludicrous and exhaustingly tiresome image, the lyrics here are thoroughly BORING and uninspired, with run of the mill sexual crudities and vulgar imagery that add up to absolutely nothing. Asking if she wants to be seen naked, tossing in formulaic come-ons and interchanging the ideas of 'love' and 'sex' in such a catastrophically muddled way as if there's just plain no difference between the two, anyone who thinks there's any depth here needs to go back to Robert K. Merton. The disjointed free association nonsense of the cut-and-paste opening track \"Aura\" is absolutely pathetic. The title track finds her seemingly suggesting that her music (which she laughably and pretentiously refers to as \"artpop\") could mean \"anything\"--a more accurate assessment would be to say that it means NOTHING.\n\nWith attention deficit disorder running so rampant these days, I'm amazed at how anyone could stand to actually listen to this seemingly ENDLESS album from start to finish, as it takes the idea of tepid monotony to an extreme, and you're hard-pressed to even remember what song you're listening to after a while. Musically, Gaga has seemingly pounded it into the public's mind that her cacophonous, clattery sound is hyper-modern and totally on the cutting edge--people need to go back and listen to Giorgio Moroder's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/From-Here-To-Eternity/dp/B00D3CA782/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">From Here To Eternity</a>, which came out in freakin' 1977 people, and STILL sounds otherworldly today, not to mention that Moroder understood how to work up an arresting, hypnotizing atmosphere, and didn't have to beam in the proverbial kitchen sink and flagrantly stupid, in-your-face lyrics in a desperate and vain attempt to hold the listener's attention.\n\nI didn't pay anything for this album, nor have I ever been a fan of Gaga's, and admittedly, I really never planned to review this, but I AM a fan of pop music in general, and I happened to hear this record and felt that writing this review was important, as I had some things to get off my chest about the Gaga phenomenon. To be perfectly honest and fair, I can't deny that Lady Gaga does have very considerable talent. She's no less than credible on the piano, and she's clearly a trained vocalist with a tremendous ear for vocal layering--these abilities do provide some ammunition for apologist fans trying to defend Gaga against her army of detractors. \"Venus\" puts her vocal layering talent on full display and provides an undeniably ear-catching moment on the album, but naturally, even this gets ruined with the cliched sleazeball lyrics.\n\nI'm not as up to date with the pop music happenings of 2013 as I'd like to be. However, I feel like I've discovered records that run the gamut. On the great/really good side there has been David Becvar's remarkably inspired <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Obsolete/dp/B00DJWABIC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Obsolete</a>, Paul McCartney's better-than-expected <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/New-Deluxe-Edition/dp/B00EUS9JF0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">New [Deluxe Edition</a>], and Johanna Warren's captivating <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Fates/dp/B00G7HJHZY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Fates</a>. On the average side we've gotten Elton John's par-for-the-course \"The Diving Board\" and Sheryl Crow's uneven \"Feels Like Home\". Below average, there's been Laura Marling's tedious \"Once I Was An Eagle\". With \"ARTPOP\", I found an album to add firmly into the \"dreadful\" category. This is a royal disaster of an album that sounds about as calculated and factory-made as it can get, aiming squarely at her already massive fan-base, and cashing in big time. In a somehow predictable twist, Lady Gaga commented fairly recently that she doesn't care about money--you know, I kind of wish she DID, because then maybe she would just wander off, enjoy her $100+ million, and I wouldn't be stuck hearing about her in the news all the time.\n\nI'm inclined to say the whole album is wasted talent, but then again, considering the mass hysteria and money the album is generating, I suppose it's doing what it sets out to do. But I recommend avoiding this record at all costs--it's the kind of album where you can feel your brain cells dying as you listen to it, and the annoyance factor is through the roof. \"ARTPOP\" is probably one of these records too that helps give America such a terrible reputation to foreign countries. Why DOES Lady Gaga have so many fans? I only WISH I could give a rational explanation.","Product: (2LP) 2014 album produced by Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys.Includes the singles West Coast' & 'Shades Of Cool' plus 3 bonus tracks unavailable on the standard CD edition!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: The title of track #9 seems to sum it up--she's certainly not on top due to her musical talent\n\nReview: Well, well. The title of track #9 on this album seems to speak volumes: \"F***ed My Way Up To The Top\". Back in 2012, a friend of mine admitted to a sneaking captivation with Lana Del Rey. Me, I was put off instantly by Del Rey's rehashed Lolita presentation, and with this new album now plaguing the musical marketplace, and somewhat unavoidable for a pop music fan, I've lost it.\n\nI don't know where the whole \"anti-Gaga\" description exactly came from. Frankly, she strikes me as being PAINFULLY SIMILAR to Gaga. Both have some kind of bare bones interest in film noir, which they use as a cheap excuse for unimaginatively vulgar lyrics. Both have some degree of admitted vocal talent (Del Rey less so than Gaga) that just plain goes to waste amidst the dreadful overall packages of their respective music.\n\nI am past the point of no return as far as Lana Del Rey's music being deemed \"haunting\". Am I the only one who suggests that you need to do a bit more than sing-speak a bunch of mumbo jumbo about how you want to take drugs and be the world's ultimate boy toy? There have been numerous truly haunting gems that have come out within the past couple years, and seemingly fallen on deaf ears. Check out <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Little-Paper-Dolls/dp/B008O3JMGS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Little Paper Dolls</a> by Michelle Bourque, an ambigious-yet-striking rumination on the potential dangers of obsessive dieting. Or how about David Becvar's <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Crash-and-Burn/dp/B00G5T06JA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Crash and Burn</a>, a cautionary tale about not realizing what you really want to achieve in life until it's too late. Never heard these songs? That's largely because they are real songs from actual artists with an artistic mission and a purpose in their creation, not merely a product of a male-dominated entertainment industry which has become seemingly clueless of how to concoct a female pop star without making her look like she's primarily a PORN star. And as for the whole super-high \"airy\" vocal style that Del Rey uses on the aforementioned \"F***ed My Way Up To The Top\", Johanna Warren uses that style to REAL effect on her lovely <a data-hook=\"product-link-linked\" class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"/Both-Worlds/dp/B00G7HJIYE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\">Both Worlds</a>. But no, instead Lana Del Rey is the one garnering all the attention. Sad, AND PATHETIC. *sigh*\n\nIt's not like I had high expectations or anything, but this is an offensive album, very hard to stomach, and I hate it similarly to the way I hated Lady Gaga's \"Artpop\" last November (another album which I similarly had the misfortune of encountering). In closing, I recommend keeping \"Ultraviolence\" out of your life.","Product: Queen of the Clouds is the debut album from Tove Lo, out 9/30. The album is a unique love story divided into three parts: The Sex, The Love, and The Pain, staying true to the songwriter s honest, brazen storytelling that she began with her Truth Serum EP. Queen of the Clouds features three songs from the EP singles Habits (Stay High) and Not On Drugs, as well as the hugely popular Habits (Stay High) Hippie Sabotage remix.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tove Lo rocks--\"Talking Body\" is phenomenal, and most of the rest is great as well\n\nReview: I first took notice of Tove Lo thanks to her guest lead vocal on the magnificent Heroes (We Could Be), a huge hit for EDM artist Alesso (a fellow Swede, and a major talent in his own right, but thats for another review). The vocal prowess and sheer power of Tove Los delivery struck me as really exceptional, but it was even more intriguing to realize that this person was a bonafide songwriter and artist in her own right.\n\nThat said, I approached Queen of the Clouds with skepticism. The album title itself struck me as leaning on the side of pretentiousness, as did the noticeable presence of several short link tracks (all less than 10 seconds) announcing THE SEX, THE LOVE, and THE PAIN. I wasn't familiar with any of the songs from the radio or anything (even though Habits had already become a hit), so I had little idea what to expect. I thought this might be an overblown disaster, but for someone like me with an eternally keen interest in pop music, I was more than willing to give it a try. I figured if nothing else, her vocal ability would hopefully make the proceedings at least listenable.\n\nIn short, I got a lot more than I bargained for. Tove Lo doesnt even try to move beyond themes of sex and longing for love and affection, and the general concept of the album, tracing a relationship through an intensely exciting beginning, a more stabilized middle, and then a painful break up, isn't exactly innovative or brilliant on its own. The execution, however, is spellbinding. Clearly existing within the pop world, Tove Lo transcends it. She does overreach on rare occasion, but just saying that brings to mind the old adage that it takes a true genius to create something truly awful, and the missteps are part of an overall exhilarating package.\n\nWithout going any further, Talking Body. You think youve heard it all, then this comes along. What an unbelievable stroke of brilliance, a track that deserves its place in the upper echelon of all-time classics, although despite the popularity it has attained, I feel like people aren't getting it. If you were to only be familiar with this song from her woefully subpar performance of it on the Ellen DeGeneres show, its genius may have understandably evaded you. Plus, with the radio version having become very popular and received lots of airplay, the song has sparked significant debate, particularly over the lyrics which have been accused as being cheaply hedonistic, which I think is badly missing the point. The song is truly haunting, and the big comparison here that occurred to me is with the 1983 Genesis classic Mama, which details one mans obsession with a prostitute in a similarly scary, albeit powerful fashion. It may be a nutty coincidence, and perhaps not something Tove Lo would take as a great compliment, but the deep, unfussy synth-bass line of Talking Body, as well as its ghostly keyboard chords and ominously sexual lyrics, really bring to mind the aforementioned Genesis song, but as I consider Mama one of the absolute best tracks in rock history, thats incredibly high, HIGH praise--I never thought in all my life that a new song would come along that could scale those heights. But to be clear, in no way am I saying that Talking Body is a Mama rehash--actually, the comparison only really occurred to me after Id already listened to Talking Body probably about 100 times. The different melodic lines of Talking Body work so well that it masks the fact that the whole song rides the same chord progression (other songs here, such as Got Love and Habits, fascinatingly use the same strategy)--again, its only after countless listens that this really sinks in. Theres a magical touch of syncopation to the chord changes, particularly evident on the explosive chorus, with a spellbinding singalong hook that practically redefines insanely catchy. The airy bridge section, where Tove Los gently yearning, echo-tinged voice ethereally floats over the mix, is also noteworthy and takes the song to another level still. One other trick that is evident on the final chorus is where Tove Lo sings the words using just the tonic note over the top of the regular vocal line (a trick she uses to brilliant effect on Got Love as well), which has a menacing effect as the song is winding down. It works as a Rock song, a dance-pop song, a synth-pop song, its modern, its retro, its timeless. In sum, you can hardly praise this Talking Body enough--its phenomenal.\n\nWith a track like Talking Body on board, plus the fact that is appears pretty early on in the album, it sets the bar so ridiculously high that its destined to make the rest of the album pale by comparison. However, it turns out that most of the rest of the album is great in its own right.\n\nI learned that Tove Lo had a major vocal surgery quite soon after this albums release, and based on subsequent live performances (including the aforementioned appearance on the Ellen show), there does appear to be a difference. Singing live night after night is understandably straining in any case, especially for someone whos such a power singer, and long term, only time will tell how her voice holds out. But with the powerhouse vocals she delivers throughout Queen of the Clouds, Im grateful she managed to get this done before the operation. Her ravaged, warts-and-all delivery on the cavernous, emotionally supercharged The Way That I Am helps spiral the song through the stratosphere, and I cant imagine you wanting it any other way. Got Love is a transcendent uptempo pop-rock tune with a bracing chorus, suitably anthemic lyrics, and masterful production touches all around including a brilliantly-placed swooping orchestral hook, plus great variety in Tove Los vocal delivery (notice how she sings the middle-eight, with a somewhat offbeat melodic line that somehow works perfectly). Like Em Young is a lightweight, humorous song that comes across as a 21st century take on early 60s girl-group bubblegum pop, and once again shows what a total command of focused, catchy hooks Tove Lo has. Other fantastic songs include A Thousand Miles, with its gently-pulsating, tom-laden verses and perfectly-realized vocal melody; and Not On Drugs, with memorable interplay between the bass line, the echo-y guitar, and the stuttering hip-hop style rhythm. I think the ballad This Time Around is supposed to be the last song of the album proper (bonus tracks notwithstanding), and it brings the album to a tasteful, contemplative conclusion.\n\nAs I said before, there are some missteps, particularly the wretched Timebomb. Thankfully, Timebomb appears just after Talking Body as opposed to just before, or else you may be likely to turn the album off prematurely. Timebomb features Tove Lo doing this somewhat rapid-fire delivery, and although I suppose the intent was to capture a frenetic mad-rush of sexual excitement, the result is an inane ramblefest. Moments, where Tove Lo makes the pompously in-your-face declaration that most of the time she is actually charming as f*ck, is an iffy tune that seems more worthy of a third or fourth-rate pop artist than someone of Tove Los caliber.\n\nHowever, I don't have hard feelings about the three link tracks like I did initially. Tove Lo has explained that she was trying to make it clear to the iTunes/Spotify etc. listening crowd that the album had different chapters, and she felt that this was the best compromise as far as how she could accomplish this given the limitations of how those sites would be presenting the track listing. Learning that, I understood where she was coming from and sympathized with her plight, and what seemed a little dumb at first suddenly seemed astute and smart, plus they're all so short, its probably not worth getting to bent out of shape over them anyway.\n\nIt appears there are different versions of the album floating around. Depending on which you listen to, you may get to hear Run On Love, a great uptempo track which is the closest thing here to her aforementioned collaboration with Alesso. Love Ballad also may be in tow, which appears to be one of Tove Los early, somewhat embryonic attempts at songwriting, although despite the forced lyrics, the song does come to life with a soaring chorus.\n\nEven without Talking Body, Queen of the Clouds would be a more-than-worthy debut album, but with it, it becomes essential. All in all, Tove Lo rocks. Shes really an exceptional artist, and despite some understandable obstacles regarding her voice, as an artist she seems to be fully in command and making the most of every opportunity. Shes a rush of inspiration, and I know Ill be interested to see what comes of her musical career down the road.","Product: Following the immense success of Queen Of The Clouds Tove Lo is rereleasing her debut album on 10/2 to coincide with her first U.S. Headline Tour. Queen Of The Clouds gained pick up at Rolling Stone, Billboard, and many more. iHeart Radio ON THE VERGE Artist, multiplatinum selling superstar, and touring across all major festivals this summer, Tove Los rerelease is sure to keep fans begging for more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If you don't already own \"Queen of the Clouds\" (or \"Truth Serum\"), this basically renders the earlier releases obsolete\n\nReview: I first took notice of Tove Lo thanks to her guest lead vocal on the magnificent Heroes (We Could Be), a huge hit for EDM artist Alesso (a fellow Swede, and a major talent in his own right, but thats for another review). The vocal prowess and sheer power of Tove Los delivery struck me as really exceptional, but it was even more intriguing to realize that this person was a bonafide songwriter and artist in her own right.\n\nThat said, I approached Queen of the Clouds with skepticism. The album title itself struck me as leaning on the side of pretentiousness, as did the noticeable presence of several short link tracks (all less than 10 seconds) announcing THE SEX, THE LOVE, and THE PAIN. I wasn't familiar with any of the songs from the radio or anything (even though Habits had already become a hit), so I had little idea what to expect. I thought this might be an overblown disaster, but for someone like me with an eternally keen interest in pop music, I was more than willing to give it a try. I figured if nothing else, her vocal ability would hopefully make the proceedings at least listenable.\n\nIn short, I got a lot more than I bargained for. Tove Lo doesnt even try to move beyond themes of sex and longing for love and affection, and the general concept of the album, tracing a relationship through an intensely exciting beginning, a more stabilized middle, and then a painful break up, isn't exactly innovative or brilliant on its own. The execution, however, is spellbinding. Clearly existing within the pop world, Tove Lo transcends it. She does overreach on rare occasion, but just saying that brings to mind the old adage that it takes a true genius to create something truly awful, and the missteps are part of an overall exhilarating package.\n\nWith this newly released reissued version of \"Queen of the Clouds\", you get all the tracks from the album proper, the 'extra' tracks from her slightly earlier \"Truth Serum\" EP, plus more, all on 1 CD. If you already own \"Queen of the Clouds\" and \"Truth Serum\", you may understandably not want to bother with this, but on its own terms, it's logical and convenient to have all this material together one 1 disc, since it fits, and it gives you a great Tove Lo bang for your buck!\n\nWithout going any further, Talking Body. You think youve heard it all, then this comes along. What an unbelievable stroke of brilliance, a track that deserves its place in the upper echelon of all-time classics, although despite the popularity it has attained, I feel like people aren't getting it. If you were to only be familiar with this song from her woefully subpar performance of it on the Ellen DeGeneres show, its genius may have understandably evaded you. Plus, with the radio version having become very popular and received lots of airplay, the song has sparked significant debate, particularly over the lyrics which have been accused as being cheaply hedonistic, which I think is badly missing the point. The song is truly haunting, and the big comparison here that occurred to me is with the 1983 Genesis classic Mama, which details one mans obsession with a prostitute in a similarly scary, albeit powerful fashion. It may be a nutty coincidence, and perhaps not something Tove Lo would take as a great compliment, but the deep, unfussy synth-bass line of Talking Body, as well as its ghostly keyboard chords and ominously sexual lyrics, really bring to mind the aforementioned Genesis song, but as I consider Mama one of the absolute best tracks in rock history, thats incredibly high, HIGH praise--I never thought in all my life that a new song would come along that could scale those heights. But to be clear, in no way am I saying that Talking Body is a Mama rehash--actually, the comparison only really occurred to me after Id already listened to Talking Body probably about 100 times. The different melodic lines of Talking Body work so well that it masks the fact that the whole song rides the same chord progression (other songs here, such as Got Love and Habits, fascinatingly use the same strategy)--again, its only after countless listens that this really sinks in. Theres a magical touch of syncopation to the chord changes, particularly evident on the explosive chorus, with a spellbinding singalong hook that practically redefines insanely catchy. The airy bridge section, where Tove Los gently yearning, echo-tinged voice ethereally floats over the mix, is also noteworthy and takes the song to another level still. One other trick that is evident on the final chorus is where Tove Lo sings the words using just the tonic note over the top of the regular vocal line (a trick she uses to brilliant effect on Got Love as well), which has a menacing effect as the song is winding down. It works as a Rock song, a dance-pop song, a synth-pop song, its modern, its retro, its timeless. In sum, you can hardly praise this Talking Body enough--its phenomenal.\n\nWith a track like Talking Body on board, plus the fact that is appears pretty early on in the album, it sets the bar so ridiculously high that its destined to make the rest of the album pale by comparison. However, it turns out that most of the rest of the album is great in its own right. I learned that Tove Lo had a major vocal surgery quite soon after this albums release, and based on subsequent live performances (including the aforementioned appearance on the Ellen show), there does appear to be a difference. Singing live night after night is understandably straining in any case, especially for someone whos such a power singer, and long term, only time will tell how her voice holds out. But with the powerhouse vocals she delivers throughout Queen of the Clouds, Im grateful she managed to get this done before the operation. Her ravaged, warts-and-all delivery on the cavernous, emotionally supercharged The Way That I Am helps spiral the song through the stratosphere, and I cant imagine you wanting it any other way. Got Love is a transcendent uptempo pop-rock tune with a bracing chorus, suitably anthemic lyrics, and masterful production touches all around including a brilliantly-placed swooping orchestral hook, plus great variety in Tove Los vocal delivery (notice how she sings the middle-eight, with a somewhat offbeat melodic line that somehow works perfectly). Like Em Young is a lightweight, humorous song that comes across as a 21st century take on early 60s girl-group bubblegum pop, and once again shows what a total command of focused, catchy hooks Tove Lo has. Other fantastic songs include A Thousand Miles, with its gently-pulsating, tom-laden verses and perfectly-realized vocal melody; and Not On Drugs, with memorable interplay between the bass line, the echo-y guitar, and the stuttering hip-hop style rhythm. I think the ballad This Time Around is supposed to be the last song of the album proper (bonus tracks notwithstanding), and it brings the album to a tasteful, contemplative conclusion.\n\nAs I said before, there are some missteps, particularly the wretched Timebomb. Thankfully, Timebomb appears just after Talking Body as opposed to just before, or else you may be likely to turn the album off prematurely. Timebomb features Tove Lo doing this somewhat rapid-fire delivery, and although I suppose the intent was to capture a frenetic mad-rush of sexual excitement, the result is an inane ramblefest. Moments is where Tove Lo makes the pompously in-your-face declaration that most of the time she is actually charming as f*ck, and although the lyrics are obviously personal and somewhat effective, its still an iffy tune that seems more worthy of a third or fourth-rate pop artist than someone of Tove Los caliber.\n\nHowever, I don't have hard feelings about the three link tracks like I did initially. Tove Lo has explained that she was trying to make it clear to the iTunes/Spotify etc. listening crowd that the album had different chapters, and she felt that this was the best compromise as far as how she could accomplish this given the limitations of how those sites would be presenting the track listing. Learning that, I understood where she was coming from and sympathized with her plight, and what seemed a little dumb at first suddenly seemed astute and smart, plus they're all so short, its probably not worth getting to bent out of shape over them anyway.\n\nEver prior to the release of this deluxe Blue Print edition, it seems there were different versions of the album floating around, but as I said before, this one essentially renders all the earlier ones redundant. Run On Love is a great uptempo track which is the closest thing here to her aforementioned collaboration with Alesso. Speaking of which, Heroes (We Could Be), somewhat surprisingly, also gets included on this edition. Love Ballad appears to be one of Tove Los early, somewhat embryonic attempts at songwriting, although despite the forced lyrics, the song does come to life with a soaring chorus. Over also appears this time, and although its a bit distressingly commercial, its still memorable, with an unforgettable, urgent chorus. One song though that is somewhat strangely missing is \"Scream My Name\".\n\nEven without Talking Body, Queen of the Clouds would be a more-than-worthy debut album, but with it, it becomes essential. All in all, Tove Lo rocks. Shes really an exceptional artist, and despite some understandable obstacles regarding her voice, as an artist she seems to be fully in command and making the most of every opportunity. Shes a rush of inspiration, and I know Ill be interested to see what comes of her musical career down the road.","Product: The Cars: Ric Ocasek (vocals, guitar); Benjamin Orr (vocals, bass); Elliot Easton (guitar, background vocals); Gregg Hawkes (keyboards, saxophone, percussion, background vocals); David Robinson (drums, percussion, background vocals). Recorded at AIR Studios, London, England in Feburary, 1978. All tracks have been digitally remastered using HDCD technology. The Cars: Ric Ocasek (guitar, vocals), Elliot Easton (lead guitar, background vocals), Gregg Hawkes (keyboards, saxophone, percussion, background vocals), Benjamin Orr (bass, vocals), David Robinson (drums, percussion, background vocals). Recorded at AIR Recording Studios, London, England in February, 1978. Digitally remastered by Steve Hoffman (February 1993). The Cars: Ric Ocasek (vocals, guitar); Benjamin Orr (vocals, bass); Elliot Easton (guitar); Greg Hawkes (keyboards); David Robinson (drums). Producer: Roy Thomas Baker. Compilation producer: David McLees. Ric Ocasek's songs were influenced by the Velvet Underground and the punk rock movement, but had a slick pop/rock sheen which proved very successful. After a demo version of \"Just What I Needed\" became a listener favorite on WBCN in Boston (the bands' homebase), they were pursued by record companies. THE CARS was recorded in 2 weeks in London, England. This ranks as one of the best debut albums from a rock band. The Cars are filed under rock, but they are closer to power pop than any other genre. Ric Ocasek sounded like a cross between the Raspberries and Television, punk sound with a pop attitude. The giveaway was the irresistible harmony-ridden hooks in just about every one of his songs. Listen again to \"You're All I've Got Tonight,\" \"Just What I Needed\" or \"My Best Friend's Girl\" and be thrilled. Lots of chunka chunka guitar and Mamas And Papas harmonies, and rarely a dull moment. They managed only six albums in 20 years, but they never bettered this.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: endless radio airplay aside, this remains a truly great, kickass album\n\nReview: For many listeners, it might be hard at this point to listen to The Cars' 1978 debut album with fresh ears. Over half the songs here remain staples of classic rock radio stations, and even if you don't voluntarily listen to these stations, you're bound to be familiar with songs like \"Just What I Needed\", \"Good Times Roll\", etc. Even so, this is a great album, well-deserved of its classic status.\n\nDon't be fooled by The Cars' tendency to get pegged as a 'singles band'. This nine-song debut actually has the feel of a song cycle with its uncannily sequenced lineup of songs. One of the great appeals of Ric Ocasek is the playful, yet classy, and savagely witty way in which he wrote about sex, how there's so much more to it than just 'getting laid'--there's a certain desperation mixed with vulnerability in songs like \"Just What I Needed\" and \"You're All I've Got Tonight\".\n\nThe opening \"Good Times Roll\" sets the scene perfectly, with Ric offering us a feel-good anthem fed through his own warped sensibility. \"My Best Friend's Girl\" is a wonderfully entertaining 'modernization' of Buddy Holly's patented sound. \"Don't 'Cha Stop\", with its \"Pleasant Valley Sunday\"-ish opening riff, is album's sole uptempo track--the chorus feels rather tossed off, but it's still a very fine track, with great layered guitar lines on the verses. The \"I Can't Explain\"-esque \"Bye Bye Love\" has a very upbeat-sounding tune, but the ominous lyrics and Ben Orr's marvelously stylish vocal delivery help make it the perfect lead-in to the album's final two tracks...\n\n\"Moving In Stereo\" was cooked up by Ric and Greg Hawkes in Ric's basement, making it the one track on the album Ric didn't write on his own. And what a classic it is. David Robinson's drums are tweaked a bit, giving them a noticeably brash quality. Hawkes offers a synth line that's creepy and defiant without sounding melodramatic. Perfect vocals from Ben Orr--could this man ever sing.\n\n\"All Mixed Up\" ends the album in cathartic fashion--great dynamics, sumptuous vocal harmonies, and a stirringly emotional climax with a brilliantly-placed keyboard lick from Hawkes and Ben Orr once again working magic with his powerful, commanding vocals.\n\nI also must not fail to mention \"I'm In Touch With Your World\", another 'hidden' gem contained herein. It shows that Ric could wring a quirky chord progression out of his guitar if he really tried. Ric delivers an ultra-edgy lead vocal--it has a great, bugs-under-your-skin quality to it. And all the percussion, sudden blasts of sound effects, and 'tick-tock' synths on the chorus punctuate this mostly stripped-down track marvelously.\n\nLead guitarist Elliot Easton isn't spotlighted as much as he would be on the subsequent \"Candy-O\", but you can hear how the man was a big believer in 'serving the songs'--check out his well-placed rockabilly licks (instantly reminiscent of the Beatles' \"I Will) on \"My Best Friend's Girl\", or his fine, if rather brief, solo on \"Just What I Needed\".\n\nSo, you may think you know this album all too well already. But, I suggest perhaps there's a bit more to this than you realize--after all, with a group like The Cars, things are often not as they seem.","Product: Wild Heart of the Young is the third album by singer/songwriter Karla Bonoff. The album includes Bonoff's only Top 40 hit, \"Personally\", which peaked at No. 19 on the Billboard singles chart.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: writer's block--this is (mostly) NOT the REAL Karla on here!\n\nReview: Karla Bonoff's second album, 1979's \"Restless Nights\", wasn't a commercial bomb--it made it as high as #31 on the Billboard album charts--but presumably it didn't sell well enough to satisfy Columbia Records (perhaps Karla herself was considerably underwhelmed as well). It seems quite likely that, with this 1982 follow-up, Karla felt a lot of pressure to hit it big, which may have thrown her off track--this album is a devastating breakaway from the consistent excellence of her previous two albums.\n\nThe key problem, quite simply, is the songwriting. Karla rarely seems inspired here (which carries over into her vocals)--she sounds like she's under the gun, suffering from writer's block, just sleepwalking through the songwriting until there's enough to fill up an album. She ends up with a whole pile of weak songs, with exhausting (at times grating) cookie-cutter romance lyrics that seem totally fabricated and impersonal. There are occasional ear-catching snatches of melody which are overwhelmed by the overall listlessness, and in general, the tracks are weak and passionless beyond all belief, as if barely a finger was lifted at all to at least try and make the songs get off the ground.\n\nFor starters, \"I Don't Want To Miss You\" is a perfect example. You can just sense the song is going to be problematic based on Karla's forced-sounding, extended \"ooh\" that gets plastered on at the beginning. The song sluggishly drags through a standard I-VI-IV-V doo-wop style chord sequence in the chorus, and it features annoyingly obvious, fill-in-the-blank style lyrics about her not wanting a boy to act sweet to her because she knows the relationship won't work out (for whatever reason), so she just wants to watch him \"walkin' away\"--ridiculous, lame-brained teenage soap opera lyrics--plus, there's her \"emotive\", whiny vocals which make the bad lyrics sound even worse.\n\nAdditionally, we get \"It Just Takes One (To Say Goodbye)\", a song where she calls a boy a \"fool\" because he \"walked away\" from her, and then there's an ultra-slow tune CALLED \"Just Walk Away\" where SHE tells a boy to do just that, even though deep down she doesn't really want him to. The album closer \"Dream\" is another very slow (and very, very boring) track that's lyrically and melodically toothless. \"Even If\" strongly recalls \"Restless Nights\", but it's not even close to as good, and feels dishearteningly passionless, like so much of the rest. The slow-paced \"rocker\" \"Gonna Be Mine\" (co-written by Kenny Edwards who also produced) is musically rote and tedious (again using a I-VI-IV-V sequence), and has annoyingly in-your-face, \"confident\" sexual lyrics about Karla coming on to some guy that she wants. Check out the very first line of the song she sings, as well as the WAY she sings it--it seems like a BLATANT attempt at writing another \"Personally\".\n\nSpeaking of \"Personally\"... That's the first track on this album, and it was Karla's biggest hit single, cracking the Billboard top 20 (though this album still managed to have a lower chart peak than the previous one). It's a cover of a 1978 song written by Paul Kelly that was introduced to Karla by Glenn Frey (he'd had it in mind for Bonnie Raitt to do it). It is one damn annoying tune--it starts off with an incredibly grating blast of layered electric guitar and saxophone, and it's got the same sexual \"I'm comin' for you\" thing going on as \"Gonna Be Mine\".\n\nIt would have been one thing if \"Personally\" had been the album's big \"sellout pop tune\", and the rest of the album had been completely unlike it and was solid--the presence of the soundalike \"Gonna Be Mine\" is certainly bad news, but that still leaves the rest of the album, all of which Karla wrote herself, and the fact the her own songwriting ability was seemingly on vacation, this ends up being almost a total washout of an album.\n\nMercifully though, she does come up with two of her best songs ever. The first is the slowly-crawling \"Please Be the One\", an ominous, minor-keyed tune with prominent organ and punctuated by fantastic slide guitar work. The other is the title track, another one of her moving, reflective love ballads, where she hangs on/ extends the last word of the final verse to goosebump-inducing effect. These 2 must-have tracks stick out like a pair of diamonds in the rough to such a great extent, it's quite incredible. Otherwise, she managed to make an album so thoroughly unsatisfying, it's shocking. It seriously sounds like she was TRYING to make the album suck. The 2 gems aside, this album is NOT the REAL Karla, and it is a very much the wrong album to start for anyone new to Karla Bonoff's music--this album is exclusively for huge Karla fans (like myself). Great artists can indeed make very weak albums, and that's exactly what happened here. Proceed with great caution.","Product: Herb Alpert's best numbers from 1979 to 1985 are featured on this disc, and display the power and tenderness of Alpert and his band.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: a superb compilation of a great era in Herb's musical career\n\nReview: Back in the early days of CDs, A&M's \"Classics\" series appeared. Since, along with Jerry Moss, A&M was Alpert's label (A&M = Alpert & Moss), it was natural that the first disc in the series was a Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass collection. Smartly, this additional compilation, which focuses solely on the years 1979-1985 of Herb's career, was also released. Appropriately, this disc is credited just to Herb Alpert as opposed to Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass since he was crediting himself as a solo artist by now (although his 1984 album \"Bullish\" was, quite misleadingly, credited to \"Herb Alpert Tijuana Brass\"). Herb hit the charts in a big way in 1979 with the disco-flavored 12\" single \"Rise\" which did indeed rise to #1 on the US Billboard singles chart. Although Herb's music remained typically ambitious during this '79-'85 era, the \"Rise\" flavor was, in general, highly prominent throughout, hence the tag \"The 'Rise' Years\". He was doing a lot of funky groove music during this time, & yet he did this with a cool sophistication, & this resulted in a lot of irresistible music. There are a whole lot of terrific tracks from this era--certainly more than can be fit onto a single CD--however, this CD is an absolutely first-rate overview. There are some vocals on here (including Herb's wife Lani Hall on the cover of \"Maniac\"), but for the most part, it's an instrumental CD--the thing is though, Herb had an incredible ear for melody, & his trumpet, figuratively speaking, really WAS his voice. Yes, he was an outstanding & underrated vocalist, so in that sense it's strange that he didn't sing more often, but you can't really complain, because he really was a brilliant instrumental performer. \"Rise\", \"'8' Ball\", the riffy \"Rotation\", \"Red Hot\" (the 1983 \"Blow Your Own Horn\" version is used here), & the whomping \"Bullish\" are all infectiously catchy groove tunes. The uptempo, Latin pop flavored \"Route 101\", and the evocative, hypnotic, fittingly-titled \"Beyond\" (built upon a loop) are a couple more of the absolute gems you'll find here. The brilliant, easy-riding 1981 groove tune \"Magic Man\", which Alpert co-wrote, has a trumpet melody that points the way straight to the saxophone part on the subsequent 1984 Wham! hit \"Careless Whisper\"--it seems impossible George Michael wasn't inspired by it. If you haven't explored this period in Alpert's career, you seriously should, & this CD is a great place to start--it's got 14 tracks, runs well over an hour, the sound quality is great, & you get some nice liner notes. A couple tracks here--\"Garden Party\" & \"Street Life\"--are much shorter than their original album versions, but nothing else is seriously shortened. Typically grating vocals from Lani Hall do mar \"Maniac\", but still, there's not a single track on this entire CD that's even close to weak. Exploring Herb's individual albums from this period will expose you to a wealth of additional gems. He put out an album in each year from 1979-1985, and basically, each one sounds ever so slightly more high-tech than the one that preceeded it, & this disc conveniently stops before 1987's \"Keep Your Eye On Me\", which features Jam & Lewis, & is the album where Herb really did cross the line & slip over into overproduction. The out-of-print status of nearly all the music from this '79-'85 era is, to put it gently, a great shame. It adds insult to injury that this CD is out of print as well, because it's truly a superb compilation.","Product: Crosby Stills & Nash Live It Up German CD album\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: often lightweight, with very slick production, but mostly well-written (and saddled with an appallingly bad album cover)\n\nReview: Released in June of 1990, CSN's \"Live It Up\" album usually takes a beating from big fans of the group, and it's understandable in a sense, but the criticism also seems unfair and excessive.\n\nAdmittedly, based on this album, it seems CSN have almost completely forgotten how to rock out. Apart from the album-opening title track and \"If Anybody Had A Heart\"--the latter of which has a lame, overblown beamed-in bridge--not one track even remotely qualifies as a rocker. And even in regard to those two, the title track, written and largely played by Joe Vitale, is driven by a mid-'80s synth riff (the liner notes indicate it was actually recorded in February of 1986); and \"If Anybody Had A Heart\", written by J.D Souther and Danny Kortchmar, is a jarringly sugary pop-rock ballad (with wannabe-hard-rocker Kortchmar most likely responsible for the aforementioned bridge section).\n\nThere's also one more song that wasn't at all written by the group, the listenable-but-generic pop-rock tune \"Straight Line\", written by Tony Beard. There's also a co-write from, of all people, REO Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin on \"Haven't We Lost Enough?\".\n\n\"Yours and Mine\" and \"Arrows\" would have sounded right at home on Sting's debut solo album, and it's no wonder, because both of them feature Branford Marsalis adding his instantly recognizable soprano sax ornamentation. \"Arrows\" has a strikingly similar feel as the Sting song \"Children's Crusade\".\n\nAll that said, most listeners seem to feel the group had lost their edge at this point.\n\nWhen you get right down to it though, the album mostly works. The title track, even if it is a bit strained lyrically, is undeniably catchy and energetic (the chorus, with its echo-y effect, amusingly recalls \"Walking On The Moon\" by the Police). Stills' \"Tomboy\" is fun and amusingly lightweight, despite the lyrical twist at the end. \"Haven't We Lost Enough?\" is an excellent, edgy lost-love number with just Stills on acoustic guitar and vocals and the others joining in on harmonies. \"Yours And Mine\", despite some distractingly unimaginative sax work from Marsalis, has a surging chorus and is a powerful statement about teens/pre-teens with a predisposition toward violence. Co-written by Nash, \"(Got To Keep) Open\" is Stills' token Latin-pop number, and it's an irresistible, uplifting feel-good tune. The downbeat \"House Of Broken Dreams\", with its simple-but-engaging acoustic riff, is a no-nonsense Nash ballad, haunting and extremely moving. The pensive \"Arrows\", written Crosby and the late Michael Hedges, is a beautifully melodic, flowing, 3/4 time adult contemporary ballad.\n\nUnfortunately, the album ends in fairly weak fashion with the overwrought 'epic' \"After The Dolphin\" which, with its added soundbytes from news clips, presages Neil Young's \"Let's Impeach The President\".\n\nStill though, the positives definitely outweight the negatives of \"Live It Up\". This is a highly recommended album, and with so many dirt cheap copies floating around, this CD should be considered a steal for CSN fans who don't already have it.\n\n(P.S. Granted, the album cover, along with the back cover of the insert, is appalling--who the heck's idea was it to have hot dogs all over the place?? Ick!)","Product: CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: marred by some blatant filler, but it's still James Brown, and it's a heck of a lot of fun\n\nReview: Released in late 1980, \"Soul Syndrome\" is not generally considered a James Brown classic, and it's no mystery as to why. This is one of those albums that sounds like it was cranked out over the course of one long afternoon by a band that had barely any material on hand to record. This does become a big problem, particularly on the excessive, tediously repetitive, knuckleheaded swing number \"Mashed Potatoes\" which is a rehash of the 1960 Brown single \"(Do The) Mashed Potatoes, Pt. 1\", and a piece of blatant filler if there ever was one. The near-instrumental \"Honky Tonk\", which closes the main-album potion, is certainly less egregious, but it still reeks of filler.\n\nMake no mistake about it though, James has a hell of a great band behind him on this album. Additionally, James took back the production reins; the two previous studio albums, \"The Original Disco Man\" and \"People\", had been produced by Brad Shapiro.\n\nDiscounting the two aforementioned pieces of filler, this album is loads of fun. The opening \"Rapp Payback (Where Iz Moses?)\" ingeniously reprises the Brown classic \"The Payback\", and despite all the derivativeness of his own work, it's a blast that never loses steam for the duration of its 14 uptempo minutes. \"Funky Men\" is an insanely fun uptempo groover with a big relentless bass line. \"Smokin' & Drinkin'\" is a great funk number with vintage James Brown-style horn charts. Even the surprisingly pop-rock styled \"Stay With Me\" proves a winner.\n\nIf your taste leans more towards the smooth disco end of things as opposed to hard funk, \"Soul Syndrome\" might be the ideal place to start a James Brown collection. That's not to say this album isn't funky, or that it lacks energy, but there is an undeniable late '70s/ early '80s smoothness to the sound. Either way, \"Soul Syndrome\" is about 75% great, and no James Brown fan should be without it.","Product: Japanese exclusive reissue of the soft-rock singer/songwriter's 1978 sophomore album. Ten tracks. Sony. 1993.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: not BAD, but marred by Valerie's overwrought vocals\n\nReview: Valerie Carter's second album, 1978's \"Wild Child\", is a frustrating listen. The album was produced by James Newton Howard and is simply loaded with big name players--Jeff Porcaro, Steve Lukather, Victor Feldman, Jay Graydon, Chuck Rainey, Davey Johnstone, Fred Tackett, Lenny Castro, and the list goes on--and a valiant effort was made to make this a quality pop-rock album. Also, Valerie herself did co-write a couple catchy pieces of material with the uptempo, somewhat disco-ish album opener \"Crazy\" and the riffy, mid-tempo pop-rocker \"Lady In The Dark\", the latter of which was co-written by Lukather. Also a standout track is David Batteau's supremely haunting ballad title track which closes the album. However, Valerie's vocals are a problem--they do have an appealingly husky quality which is, in part, nicely lent to the lyrically naughty \"Crazy\", but they tend to be annoyingly pretentious & overwrought. In hindsight, at times, she actually sounds like Britney Spears in a late '70s pop-rock context. On the annoyingly whiny Carter/ Howard-penned ballad \"Taking the Long Way Home\", she also brings to mind the excruciatingly pretentious vocals of Paula Cole. Adding to the annoyance level are beamed in layers of 'soulful' background vocals. Plus, a lot of the material, though not awful, is certainly a long way off from greatness--there's \"Da Doo Rendezvous\" with its limp melodicism and excessive repetition; the drippy \"What's Become Of Us\"; a rather forced-sounding attempt at funk with \"The Story of Love\"; \"Change In Luck\" which starts off as a respectable groove but has weak lyrics, not to mention those annoying vocals; and there's the soul ballad \"Trying To Get To You\" which is rote filler. Carter's version of the David Lasley/ Allee Willis-penned ballad \"The Blue Side\" is decent, but for a great version, check out Crystal Gayle's masterful vocal treatment of it on her 1979 \"Miss The Mississippi\" album. There's certainly some enjoyment to be had on \"Wild Child\" for big time fans of that '70s \"L.A. pop-rock sound\", but the album sure does leave a lot to be desired and feels like a real missed opportunity.","Product: Michael's Debut Single on Polydor Records featuring the Explicit Version of the Song plus Two Mixes by Scumfrogs and Moogymen.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: not the ideal version of the \"Freeek!\" single to have\n\nReview: In a sense, George really went off the deep end with this 2002 song \"Freeek!\"--it's an absolutely intense, overwhelmingly ominous, thumping dance track that can barely be classified as mid-tempo, plus it's loaded with expletives--not exactly the most radio-friendly track you ever came across. It's true that sometimes less is more, but \"Freeek!\" shows that sometimes over-the-top is the way to go. This track is absolutely explosive and gets under your skin big time, stuffed with insanely catchy hooks, and unhinged sexual lyrics which make \"I Want Your Sex\" seem like baby food in comparison. It's rather surprising to see this song coming from George at this point in his career, because what he's really doing here is turning back to clocks to the tongue-in-cheek days of early Wham!. George has been determinted to mature musically over the years, and he has done so to terrific effect, and yet \"Freeek!\" ranks with \"Wham! Rap\" & other tracks from Wham!'s debut album as the most over-the-top thing George has ever done. And being the incredible artist he is, George stunningly pulls it off. With the computer terminology of the track, \"Freeek!\" is obviously about cybersex, and it's done in a wonderfully intense way, and yet with George's tongue firmly in cheek. Some may indeed cry \"sell out\" and/ or find this to be a regression for Michael, because if you're looking for the rewarding sophistication that's in abundance on his \"Older\" album, forget it. But what the hell, this is an irresistible track--the way George pulls it off is characteristic of his enormous talent, yet it's still beyond all belief. One thing though that I can't forget to mention is that George is still in absolute peak form vocally here.\n\nIf you own both \"Freeek!\" 1 & \"Freeek! 2, you're all set; however, all the contents of those 2 CD singles are found on the 5 track version of \"Freeek!\", thus making it the ideal version to have and highly recommended.","Product: Marty Balin was co-founder and along with Grace Slick the lead singer of San Francisco legends Jefferson Airplane. After he left the band in 1971 Marty produced and later joined the hot new San Francisco group Grootna. Grootna mutated into Bodaciouus DF featuring Marty Balin as the group's lead singer. This is all that remains of this recording career but is now released on CD for the very first time. A must for Jefferson Airplane fans!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: an amazing post-Airplane, pre-Starship 'comeback' for Marty Balin, although this CD issue leaves some to be desired\n\nReview: Marty Balin had grown fed up with Jefferson Airplane, the band that was basically his creation from the beginning, and he made it official in April of 1971 that he'd indeed left the group. Afterward, Marty got involved with a band called Grootna--he produced their lone, self-titled album from 1972, although he's not credited with actually playing or singing on the album. He did subsequently sing with Grootna for a while, prior to them being dropped by their record label, Columbia.\n\nFrom the dissolution of Grootna arose the formation of Bodacious D.F. Not counting Balin himself, the Bodacious D.F. lineup included two former Grootna members--guitarist Vic Smith and drummer Greg Dewey (or Dewey DaGreaze, as he's credited on the original album sleeve). Bodacious D.F.'s lone, self-titled album was released in 1973.\n\nAnd it turns out that this album is not just good, but a downright stunning gem, and although it was a commercial bust, it's an essential 'missing link' in Balin's amazing career. Apart from the somewhat dippy \"Roberta\", which is still entertaining, all of the songs here are terrific, and the album sets the stage for the long-and-winding grooves of the subsequent Jefferson Starship classics \"Caroline\" and \"Miracles\".\n\n\"Bodacious D.F.\" is one of those great albums where it sounds like the band went in and did their thing without a lot of fuss, sounding very much like a live album by a band who's playing is absolutely on fire. As a result, the album is very cohesive with a sound that's consistent from track to track, and yet within that framework, and with the players being so flexible, there's still much variety to be found. Several of the tunes sail on past the 6 minute mark, but it's absolutely not a 'jam-band' album--the arrangements are carefully-considered, and it seems like there's barely a note out-of-place.\n\nThe three tracks that last for over 6 minutes are all triumphs. \"Good Folks\", written by a preacher Balin knew named Lonnie Talbot, has hair-raising dynamics, terrific chord changes, a great guitar line that appears near the start and is brilliantly resurrected on the fade, plus deftly-executed gospel-ized backing vocals that are perfectly-suited to the song's subject matter. Balin & Smith's \"The Witcher\" starts off with super quiet electric piano matched to what's supposed to be the sound of a train bell (perhaps created with a cymbal), before exploding into a red-hot, lustfully unhinged, horn-spiked R&B workout with Balin's thrilling on-the-edge vocals. As for Vic Smith's \"Drivin' Me Crazy\", it's a sweeping, expansive, heart-breakingly beautiful epic about longing for someone's affection even after they've moved on--the instrumental interplay is marvelous, and Balin, of course, handles it masterfully, wringing every last drop of emotion out of it; it's simply one of the best love songs ever recorded.\n\nThe album-closing \"Twixt Two Worlds\" is a riffy, wah-wah fortified gem. And there are a couple of less-epic tunes that are well-placed in the track sequence and excellent in their own right, including the uptempo album-opener \"Drifting\" with its crafty modulations; and the laidback, somewhat defeatist groove tune \"Second Hand Information\". Marty had sung \"Drifting\" with the Airplane shortly before leaving them, as well as with the Airplane-spinoff band Hot Tuna whom he teamed up with briefly around the same time.\n\nUnfortunately, this CD issue on Acadia Records leaves some to be desired. For starters, the list price is ultra-high, which is typical of their releases; for those of us in the US, this disc isn't even an import, and yet the list price is still a whopping $25.99. On top of that, there are some sound quality issues, most glaringly on \"Drivin' Me Crazy\"--notice near the beginning where the left channel keeps dropping out to varying degrees, which is disastrously distracting; I'm not sure if there was a problem with the source tape, or if the person preparing this album for CD was spacing out temporarily, but this dropping out does NOT occur on RCA's vinyl release from 1973, and it's a real shame to hear it here, although mercifully, it doesn't run throughout the entire song. In compensation, the liner note booklet is excellent, if a tad bit inaccurate and/or marred by typos, featuring extensive information including commentary from Balin himself, plus an excellent quasi-recreation of the original vinyl album's gatefold sleeve.\n\nSo, I still recommend this CD despite its shortcomings (try to get it for about half of the list price though), although, if you're turntable-ready, an original vinyl copy is also desirable. As for the album itself, it's simply a hands-down must-have.","Product: Remastered VINYL edition of 1985 album featuring 'Sink The Pink' & 'Shake Your Foundations'.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: AC/DC in a slump? definitely NOT! an underrated classic!\n\nReview: Don't let anyone fool you into thinking that AC/DC were in the midst of a slump while recording the \"Fly On The Wall\" album which was originally released in June of 1985. The band had taken over the production reins for their 1983 predecessor \"Flick of the Switch\", and they elected once again to not bring in an outside producer for \"Fly...\" which was produced by Angus & Malcolm. And as strong of an album as \"Flick...\" is, this one is even better.\n\nYes, Brian Johnson's voice had lost something by this point--his vocals here just don't soar and rattle off the walls the way they do on the previous couple albums. Angus and Malcolm seemingly realized this, and responded by burying it in the mix somewhat, as well as using a lot of echo effects, and although Johnson's screams are occasionally a bit grating, it's a very minor quibble--he still adds greatly to the excitement level of the album.\n\nThe album opening title track doesn't get the record off to a promising start--it's a real messy bashfest of a song. Once it passes though, you're in for a hell of an exciting ride.\n\nAngus and Malcolm did a great job producing this--the guitars smoke, and the crisp-yet-booming drum sound works great. Sure, Simon Wright's drumming is about as no-frills as it can get, but come on--fancy drumming has never exactly been a key factor with AC/DC.\n\nMid-tempo hard rockers really don't come any better than \"Sink The Pink\"--the intro has a great eighth-note guitar line from Angus that makes the arrivial of the chorus riff all the more thrilling, and the whole tune is brilliantly structured for maximum ass-kicking impact. \"Hell Or High Water\" and \"Back In Business\" are also mid-tempo ass-kickers with irresistible riffs. \"Shake Your Foundations\" has that ultra-catchy singalong chorus. The stomping \"First Blood\" has an irresistibly 'dumb' core riff that'll get you banging your head in no time. The slow-paced \"Danger\" has an amusingly threatening vibe and is a ton of fun. The whomping \"Playing With Girls\" is an explosive funked-up boogie with a perfectly placed and gloriously unhinged Johnson scream at 1:58 of the track. The bluesy \"Stand Up\" is cleverly constructed and has an intoxicating, anthemic chorus. The album closes with the irresistibly moody stomper \"Send For The Man\".\n\nIn short, I'm really blown away by this album--it's definitely one of AC/DC's best. I certainly wasn't expecting it to be this great, but it is. Angus and Malcolm clearly didn't give a damn about the trends in hard rock/ heavy metal at the time, and more power to them. \"Fly...\" has none of the lame, commercialized cockrock sound that turns up on the \"Highway To Hell\" and \"Back In Black\" albums. If you're a hard rock lover, you can't go wrong with \"Fly On The Wall\".","Product: CD\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: disastrous comeback effort--his worst album\n\nReview: I love Stephen Bishop, but this is a painful listen.\n\nPrior to \"Bowling In Paris\" in 1989, Stephen Bishop hadn't had a bonafide studio album put out since 1980's \"Red Cab To Manhattan\", unless you count \"Sleeping With Girls\" which allegedly was released in Asia, albeit in extremely limited quantity. \"Red Cab To Manhattan\" has a pile of terrific songs, and \"Bowling In Paris\" shows you how much things can change over the course of 9 years--it's hard to accept that this is even the same artist.\n\nDespite his lack of '80s album releases, that's not to say he wasn't musically active during this period. He was busy writing songs/ doing movie soundtrack work/ recording songs for the \"Sleeping With Girls\" project (with a version of its presumed title track featuring characteristic Phil Collins' drumming appearing here). You can get a solid dose of what Bishop was doing in the mid '80s on the very fine 1988 Rhino Records compilation \"Best of Bish\" which actually features 3 tracks from that \"Sleeping With Girls\" album (including a Gus Dudgeon-produced version of \"Separate Lives\").\n\nIt seems pretty obvious Bishop was simply aiming for the stars commercially with this album, & left almost any artistic considerations in the dust, especially since on the whole he returned to much more tasteful, often acoustic-laden territory on 1996's \"Blue Guitars\". With \"Bowling In Paris\", not only is the passionless, robotic mid/ late '80s dance-pop-style production a headache, but Stephen seems to have altered his songwriting to \"meet\" these values (granted, there's also a considerable number of co-writes), loading up the tunes with sappy, cringe-worthy love lyrics that are light years removed from the intelligence/ resonance of \"On And On\"--the most outright offender is the vomit-inducing, vaucous \"Kari\".\n\nIt's really not a surprise in some ways--\"Red Cab To Manhattan\" already featured the wince-inducing filler piece \"Sex Kittens Go To College\", but it was brief. Bish clearly enjoyed letting his hair down, & often did it with refreshing & excellent results, but he ended up in mindless territory here.\n\nMaybe he was jealous of all the success his friend Phil Collins had over the course of the '80s. Collins was (is?) an enormous Bishop fan, & Phil didn't hide this fact--not only did he record \"Separate Lives\", but his huge hit \"One More Night\" borrowed the title from a Bishop song, he slipped in the phrase \"never letting go\" (another Bish song title) into the song \"This Must Be Love\" (which actually featured Bish on backing vocals), & \"All Of My Life\" from his \"But Seriously\" album has him singing the song's title words with the very same melody Bish had sung them with in \"It Might Be You\".\n\nPhil appears on a bunch of tracks on this album, lending both performance & production work, & he even writes some loving liner notes praising Bish & saying he hopes we enjoy the album, & as easy as it would be to say Bish was trying to follow in his footsteps with this album, Phil had never put out an album as crass/ in such poor taste as this. Phil really isn't to blame for this misguided disaster--I think Michael Omartian, who did a lot of brilliant work earlier in his career, yet had worked with Peter Cetera around the time of this album, is much more strongly to blame. Still, the songwriting itself is overall weak anyway.\n\nThere are a few bright spots though. \"Love On The Outside\" is a nice ballad with a dreamy chorus, & the other key high points, unsurprisingly, are tracks that strongly feature Collins' involvement. \"Walking On Air\", produced by Collins & Padgham, & featuring Collins on drums & background vocals, is remarkably similar sonically to Collins' \"But Seriously\" album from the same year, & it's a breezy, catchy feel-good pop song. The album does end powerfully with the lyrically dark, minor-keyed \"Hall Light\" which had mostly been recorded years earlier, not just with Collins on drums, but also Sting on bass & vocals, & Eric Clapton on guitar, and the song sticks out in a big way--it utterly lives & breathes compared to the synthetic production of most of the disc. It seems a little strange to end such an album with this track, yet it could be Bish trying to make you forget everything else you heard before it as if he's embarassed & knows fully it's almost a total sellout (ironically, the album ended up completely missing the US Billboard album charts anyway).\n\nTo put it simply, this album overall is a combination of low quality songwriting with awful production values that make the weak songs sound even worse. Granted, Bishop admitted in an interview from around this time that he was under a lot of pressure to have some hit singles, which helps to explain why he was writing with Peter Rafelson on the cloying, though admittedly somewhat catchy \"Mr. Heartbreak\". You can imagine the pressure Bish felt to 'strike it rich' considering the utter lack of commercial success he'd had for over 10 years, not counting Phil Collins taking Bishop's \"Separate Lives\" to the top in the mid-'80s. Bish thankfully backed away from such a numbingly corporate approach on 1996's \"Blue Guitars\" & 2003's all solo-acoustic \"Yardwork\" (which reinterprets a couple of the songs here), leaving \"Bowling In Paris\" as the weakest album in his career.\n\n(P.S. There's a promo LP floating around from the \"Bowling In Paris\" era called \"Bish Is Back\" that features lots of supremely entertaining and interesting chatter from Bish himself, and it also features full-length, mostly uninterrupted versions of the two best songs from \"Bowling...\": Walking On Air\" and \"Hall Light\". All that said, it's of great value to any serious Bish fan, and far more thoroughly enjoyable than the \"Bowling In Paris\" album itself.","Product: Japanese Limited Edition Issue of the Album Classic in a Deluxe, Miniaturized LP Sleeve Replica of the Original Vinyl Album Artwork.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: solid album from the six piece lineup of 10cc\n\nReview: March of 1980 saw the release of \"Look Hear?\", 10cc's seventh album and the follow up to 1978's \"Bloody Tourists\". 10cc were still officially the same six piece band as they were on the previous album, consisting of Eric Stewart, Graham Gouldman, Rick Fenn, Duncan Mackay, Paul Burgess, & Stuart Tosh. Unfortunately, Eric Stewart suffered a major automobile accident in early 1979, and this resulted in him no longer mixing 10cc albums alone--it was difficult for him to listen at loud volume for extended periods. For the most part, \"Look Hear?\" finds Stewart & Gouldman still handling most of the songwriting together with each of them getting one solo composition apiece. Despite the lukewarm commercial reception, it's a damn good album--\"One Two Five\" is a fun, amusing look at the disco craze; \"Lovers Anonymous\" is a catchy, uptempo pop-rock tune (with a few twists) that mixes a yearning quality with gentle humor; Graham's tender \"I Hate To Eat Alone\" is an affecting, splendidly melodic ballad; \"Strange Lover\" is a brilliantly crafted, hook-filled tune with seamless incorporation of different musical segments, one of 10cc's trademarks; the album closer \"L.A. Inflatable\" finds Stewart indulging in his love for rockabilly to cool effect. Additionally, guitarist Rick Fenn wrote/ co-wrote three quality tracks--\"Welcome To The World\", co-written by keyboardist Duncan Mackay, has an usually strong progressive rock flavor for 10cc; the highly amusing \"How'm I Ever Gonna Say Goodbye\", co-written by Gouldman, is a super mellow, reggae-flavored tune with amusing vocals and obsessive-compulsive-themed lyrics--it's solid 'dumb' fun; Fenn's solo composition \"Don't Send We Back\" is uptempo and ultra catchy with witty lyrics and irresistible, ingenious lead guitar licks played by Eric Stewart. Unfortunately, the original album's middle tracks are disappointing. There are a pair of tracks that put Stewart's obsession with lovelessness and sex on full display, but to tentative effect--Stewart's solo composition \"I Took You Home\" is a reflective song seemingly about a first sexual encounter, and it's a stately ballad, but it's rather dull, tedious, & suffers from weak lyrics; the next song, \"It Doesn't Matter At All\" is credited to Stewart/ Gouldman, but feels like a Stewart composition all the way--this time it's about someone (Stewart?) wanting to take a chance with a woman that they're obsessed with, figuring that they may as well because \"it doesn't matter at all\"--it's kind of a pretty song, but again, it's on the dull side. Also, \"Dressed To Kill\" is a respectably crafted funk-rocker, but it's desperately lacking energy & force. So, it's clear that \"Look Hear?\" isn't one of 10cc's very best albums, but it's still a really good one that no serious fan should be without.\n\nThis long overdue CD re-release of the album contains two bonus tracks--the single edit of \"One Two Five\" and its non-LP b-side \"Only Child\", the latter of which features Gouldman on lead vocals and is quite forgettable. Still, for collectors, the bonus tracks are a blessing.","Product: Japanese Limited Edition Issue of the Album Classic in a Deluxe, Miniaturized LP Sleeve Replica of the Original Vinyl Album Artwork.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: solid album from the six piece lineup of 10cc\n\nReview: March of 1980 saw the release of \"Look Hear?\", 10cc's seventh album and the follow up to 1978's \"Bloody Tourists\". 10cc were still officially the same six piece band as they were on the previous album, consisting of Eric Stewart, Graham Gouldman, Rick Fenn, Duncan Mackay, Paul Burgess, & Stuart Tosh. Unfortunately, Eric Stewart suffered a major automobile accident in early 1979, and this resulted in him no longer mixing 10cc albums alone--it was difficult for him to listen at loud volume for extended periods. For the most part, \"Look Hear?\" finds Stewart & Gouldman still handling most of the songwriting together with each of them getting one solo composition apiece. Despite the lukewarm commercial reception, it's a damn good album--\"One Two Five\" is a fun, amusing look at the disco craze; \"Lovers Anonymous\" is a catchy, uptempo pop-rock tune (with a few twists) that mixes a yearning quality with gentle humor; Graham's tender \"I Hate To Eat Alone\" is an affecting, splendidly melodic ballad; \"Strange Lover\" is a brilliantly crafted, hook-filled tune with seamless incorporation of different musical segments, one of 10cc's trademarks; the album closer \"L.A. Inflatable\" finds Stewart indulging in his love for rockabilly to cool effect. Additionally, guitarist Rick Fenn wrote/ co-wrote three quality tracks--\"Welcome To The World\", co-written by keyboardist Duncan Mackay, has an usually strong progressive rock flavor for 10cc; the highly amusing \"How'm I Ever Gonna Say Goodbye\", co-written by Gouldman, is a super mellow, reggae-flavored tune with amusing vocals and obsessive-compulsive-themed lyrics--it's solid 'dumb' fun; Fenn's solo composition \"Don't Send We Back\" is uptempo and ultra catchy with witty lyrics and irresistible, ingenious lead guitar licks played by Eric Stewart. Unfortunately, the album's middle tracks are disappointing. There are a pair of tracks that put Stewart's obsession with lovelessness and sex on full display, but to tentative effect--Stewart's solo composition \"I Took You Home\" is a reflective song seemingly about a first sexual encounter, and it's a stately ballad, but it's rather dull, tedious, & suffers from weak lyrics; the next song, \"It Doesn't Matter At All\" is credited to Stewart/ Gouldman, but feels like a Stewart composition all the way--this time it's about someone (Stewart?) wanting to take a chance with a woman that they're obsessed with, figuring that they may as well because \"it doesn't matter at all\"--it's kind of a pretty song, but again, it's on the dull side. Also, \"Dressed To Kill\" is a respectably crafted funk-rocker, but it's desperately lacking energy & force. So, it's clear that \"Look Hear?\" isn't one of 10cc's very best albums, but it's still a really good one that no serious fan should be without.","Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her 5th album originally released in 1982. 2005.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: very slickly produced; often sounds rote & tired\n\nReview: Looking at an original vinyl copy of the late, great Nicolette Larson's 4th solo album, 1982's \"All Dressed Up And No Place To Go\", you can't help but instantly be struck by the sexy front and back covers--there probably was a feeling of desperation on the part of Warner Bros. for this album to get noticed due to the fact that Nicolette's 2nd & 3rd albums did not live up to the solid commercial success of her debut. However, don't let the cover give you the wrong impression that this album is a painful sell-out. The production here is indeed very slick, but almost always tasteful, and the album sports solid, professional performances--Nicolette is in fine form (not that you'd expect anything less). Familiar names such as Linda Ronstadt, Valerie Carter, Wendy Waldman, Little Feat's Billy Payne, and virtual/ future Little Feat member Fred Tackett all contributed performances here. Ted Templeman, the producer of Nicolette's first three albums, `stepped down' here (he is credited as the executive producer)--instead, the album was produced by virtuoso multi-instrumentalist Andrew Gold who was once engaged to Nicolette, and Gold also played on all the tracks here. As much of a Nicolette fan as I am, the resulting album is undeniably a disappointment--track after track features ho-hum, routine love lyrics, & the album often sounds tired as if it was being made simply to meet a deadline. The album opener \"I`ll Fly Away (Without You)\", surprisingly, was written by Jackson Browne, Craig Doerge, & Rosemary Butler (it's never appeared on a Browne album), and it basically sets the stage for the album as a whole--it's an okay, decently tuneful pop song, but it feels rote and a bit underdeveloped. The mellow ballad \"Just Say I Love You\" (which does have a nice chorus), the up tempo \"Nathan Jones\" (which does have some cool backwards reverb used on Nicolette's voice), & the mid-tempo Larson/ Gold-penned pop tune \"I Want You So Bad\" are all decent tracks--they really don't sway you much one way or the other. On the weaker side, \"Say You Will\" is an overcooked feel-good tune with ultra corny synthesizer and a mariachi-style instrumental break that's highly annoying and even cornier, although it's mercifully brief; \"Love, Sweet, Love\", written by Paul Barrere of Little Feat, is just dull, Dixieland-flavored fluff with excessive, gospel-style background vocals that unmistakably recall Little Feat. \"I Only Want To Be With You\", although not as annoying as the famous Dusty Springfield version, is still a highly unfortunate choice of a song to cover--a super-sugary, ultra-slick, bubblegum pop tune, a major drag. The Little Feat/ Lowell George cover \"Two Trains\" has grating synth horns and feels like a forced attempt to \"rock things up\". On the other side of the coin, \"Talk To Me\", despite the typically ho-hum lyrics, has super cool, riffy electric piano, ringing electric guitars, & is melodically catchy; and the album ends with a wistful, moving cover of Gold's tender, melodic ballad \"Still You Linger On\" (as an aside, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, who dated Nicolette for a period of time, blatantly used this song as the basis for his \"You Don't Love Me Anymore\" from his 1992 album \"Off the Deep End\"). \"All Dressed Up And No Place To Go\" was not a great way for her to end her 4 album run with Warner Bros., but she did return with the interesting 1985 album \"Say When\" on MCA, which has generally more of a country-pop leaning than her earlier solo work. Still, \"All Dressed Up And No Place To Go\" certainly isn't without merit, & it's nice to see that Wounded Bird Records has reissued it on CD in 2005 (along with her previous 3 albums)--not a bad item to snap up if you see it cheap.","Product: One of the most request catalogs for CD reissue we have ever had is the Seals & Crofts catalog. This duo consisting of Jim Seals & Dash Crofts had numerous charting albums in the 1970's. We are now proud to present pretty much their entire catalog of albums, beginning with their first eponymous album from 1969, all the way through their last charting album, \"Takin' It Easy\" from 1978.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: enjoyable, no matter how much post-gig overdubbing was done\n\nReview: \"Sudan Village\", this so-called 'live' album from Seals & Crofts, often sounds more like a studio release with audience noise mixed in. The album opening title track makes it obvious from the get-go, as you can even hear Jim Seals' voice being multi-tracked.\n\nIt seems to me that with this album, Seals & Crofts had a couple clear goals in mind--recreate and showcase some of their personal favorites from their catalog; and use up some material that they had yet to include on album--and that the disguise of a live album was an ideal way to do these things. Just look at the track selection... \"Hummingbird\", \"Summer Breeze\", \"Diamond Girl\", \"We May Never Pass This Way (Again)\", \"I'll Play For You\", \"Get Closer\"--absolutely none of them are here. There isn't even a single track played from the \"Get Closer\" album which had come out earlier the same year this album did (1976).\n\nInstead, we are actually supplied with a lot of new material, such as the long, highly enjoyable fusion-esque instrumental \"Thunderfoot\" (with its memorable main riff), and a couple pop-rockers with \"Put Your Love In My Hands\" and the gospel-tinged \"Baby I'll Give It To You\", the latter of which was released as a single although it just barely scraped the charts and indeed does sound dull and by-numbers (not to mention like it was completely recorded in the studio).\n\nEven on album tracks that Seals & Crofts incorporate into the playlist, such as the title track and \"'Cause You Love\" (both originally from 1971's \"Year Of Sunday), the arrangements are brought 'up to date', emphasizing the soft rock slant of their concurrent studio work and losing the folk rock flavor of their respective studio originals. It works to great effect on the title track, but \"'Cause You Love\" comes off considerably less effectively, sounding murky despite the presence of Carolyn Willis (who had previously sung on \"Get Closer\").\n\nAnd just to make it clear, at least SOME of the album sounds like it's genuinely live. There is some entertaining spoken banter with the audience, especially from Dash, who seems to have been pretty animated on stage. Plus, the album ends with the hoedown/ fiddle routine which was a signature of their concerts and very much an audience participation segment. So, capturing at least some of the essence of a Seals & Crofts live show was certainly not off the list of considerations that the guys had.\n\nSeals & Crofts probably owed Warner Brothers a live album as part of their contract, and the guys deserve a lot of credit for not just churning out a boring, passionless retread of their biggest hits. This is a highly intriguing variation on the usual 'live album format', definitely of interest to fans. Still, with weaker material cluttering up proceedings (\"Baby I'll Give It To You\", \"East of Ginger Trees\"), prime material being rendered in so-so fashion (\"'Cause You Love\"), and the whole fiddle showcase not being the kind of thing you want to listen to that often (probably a lot more entertaining in person), the album overall can't be considered an unqualified success."],"string":"[\n \"Product: \\\"Four superb young actresses\\\" (Newsweek)including two-time Oscar(r) winner* Jodie Fostershine in this \\\"intimate, astonishing and powerful\\\" (Los Angeles Times) film from director Adrian Lyne (Unfaithful) and screenwriter Gerald Ayres (Rich and Famous) that'll take you on a rock 'n' roll filled trip through the fast lane of teenage life in the San FernandoValley. Jeanie (Foster) has a lot to cope with. Her mom (Sally Kellerman) is divorced and desperate, her friends abuse drugs, and she has to deal with immature boys and \\\"boring\\\" North Hollywood High. Luckily, she's got rebel gal pals to party with till she drops! But when her best friend Annie (Cherie Currie) runs away from her abusive father, Jeanie has to grow up fast or lose her friendforever.*1991: Actress, The Silence of the Lambs; 1988: Actress, The Accused\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: a 'difficult' movie; unfortunately, it ain't very good either\\n\\nReview: It's always a shame to see a really talented actor/ actress star in a dud of a movie, but that's exactly what happened to Jodie Foster with 1979's \\\"Foxes\\\". Directed by Adrian Lyne, who would later go on to direct the notorious \\\"Fatal Attraction\\\", \\\"Foxes\\\" is a cheap, lame-brained attempt at a gritty look into the dark side of teenage life. The movie suffers from a painful lack of character development and goes in a seemingly incoherent fashion from one scene to another, making it hard to stay focused. The movie isn't a TOTAL waste--a few dramatic scenes do at least catch your attention; and Jodie Foster, still under 18 when this was filmed, has a real charisma about her despite the fact that she isn't given much to work with. Plus, that piano melody of Donna Summer's \\\"On The Radio\\\" which crops up throughout adds a nice melancholy feel. Overall though, \\\"Foxes\\\" really is pretty lousy and can't be given much of a recommendation.\",\n \"Product: sottotitolato in italiano.un uomo, rimasto vedovo della moglie suicida, si aggira per parigi in preda a una irrefrenabile malinconia, dovuta, oltre che alla perdita della sua compagna, a un passato confuso e alla perdita della giovinezza. l'incontro con una giovanissima ragazza borghese e il loro fulmineo rapporto sessuale cambiera' la vita di entrambi. ma l'uomo sembra imprigionato in una sorta di ossessione erotica, che solo in un primo tempo e' condivisa dalla giovane. quando scemera' l'interesse della ragazza per quel rapporto senza futuro, questa uccidera' il suo amante. film discusso ma non discutibile, ultimo tango a parigi reca l'impronta di quello che puo' essere considerato il vero autore del film: marlon brando. bertolucci non sara' mai piu' cosi' sincero e ossequiente con la storia che racconta. a supporto di questa tesi resta il fatto che quando brando e' assente il regista cerca di reimpadronirsi della storia con uno stile \\\"truffaut\\\" fastidioso e ingiustificabile. la presenza di jean-pierre le'aud e' in tal senso indicativa. il solo modo di non essere travolto da brando era quello di mettersi al servizio delle studiate improvvisazioni del geniale attore. e bertolucci lo ha fatto, sia pure con qualche sofferenza. il risultato e' un film ibrido ma entusiasmante. quando il film fu distribuito era gia' stato preceduto dalle cronache scandalistiche, che avevano speculato su alcune sequenze di grande impatto erotico, per allora. in seguito abbiamo visto ben altro. e in quelli che si possono considerare anni contraddittori e che vengono denominati secondo i casi, anni di piombo, di restaurazione e altre definizioni pseudo storico-sociali, il film venne ritirato e i negativi distrutti; tutto con un furore da inquisizione. per fortuna si salvo' qualche copia, e ora il film viene venduto e svenduto anche nei supermarket, assieme alla nutella. e il furore scatenat\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: an infuriatingly tedious film that drags on... and on... and on...\\n\\nReview: As of 2006, \\\"Last Tango In Paris\\\" should be left to the dustbin of history. Even if you're a total Brando fanatic, you shouldn't have to subject yourself to this torturously slow film, which has no discernable point outside of its supposed shock value elements, which are only shocking because they're so tastelessly crass and boring, making the film utterly dated. Brando's character in the film feels miserable throughout, and I think I felt at least twice as miserable while watching. Even more annoying though are the laughably unconvincing scenes between Maria Schneider and Jean-Pierre Laud, the latter of whom turns in an utter ham act. After sludging through the first hour of this film, which drags on listlessly and at a snail's pace, you find that you just don't give a damn anymore what happens. Although I can't exactly give Brando a thumbs up for taking on this role, I place the blame for this atrocity squarely on Bernardo Bertolucci, who directed and co-wrote the screenplay--having seen a bit of Bertolucci's other work as well, it seems that this guy should have his filmmaking license revoked. About the best that can be said is that the picture quality of the film really is stunning, but even that ends up not being an advantage because it just makes the whole thing seem even more annoyingly 'arty' and pretentious. \\\"Last Tango In Paris\\\" is a life-draining movie-watching experience that can't be recommended, period.\",\n \"Product: A fast-paced comedy about an innocent Oklahoma farm boy who courts a wealthy socialite, even though she is engaged to be married. He'll do anything to prove that he isn't just \\\"foolin' around.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: solidly enjoyable--a feel-good movie if there ever was one\\n\\nReview: This 1979 movie, \\\"Foolin' Around\\\", is definitely a feel-good romantic comedy, and it's got a lot going for it. This is certainly not the most realistic movie you're ever going to see--often, it's downright outrageous in a very cartoonish sort of way--but it's often hilarious, and also, it has its moments of smile-inducing tenderness. The pairing of Gary Busey and Annette O'Toole is uncanny--both of them are undeniably charming and they deliver uniquely down-to-earth performances. Eddie Albert also does a great job as the veteran president of a construction company and has a wonderfully dramatic and surprisingly suspenseful 'coming-of-age'-type scene with Busey 50 stories up. With its blend of poignancy and over-the-top humor, \\\"Foolin' Around\\\" makes for a highly entertaining movie that's a pleasure to see. Also of note, Seals & Crofts contribute 2 tunes to the soundtrack which I'm quite sure were both written specifically for the movie (they aren't on any S & C album): the solid, easy-going, country-flavored title track (which sounds a lot like the Eagles' \\\"Peaceful Easy Feeling\\\"); and the decent ballad \\\"These Moments Never Live Again\\\".\",\n \"Product: Wall Street\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: powerful tale zeroing in on greed and backstabbing in the world of business\\n\\nReview: Michael Douglas delivers a dynamite performance here as the ultra-rich, heartless, stop-at-nothing stock broker Gordon Gekko. Perhaps at the time people thought the Gekko role wasn't suited for Douglas, but in retrospect, it seems like a role that couldn't be more up his alley, and he really goes to town with it.\\n\\nCharlie Sheen does an excellent job as well playing the role of Bud Fox, a younger stock broker who finds himself drawn like a magnet to Gekko's world... ...at least for a while. Bud Fox's dad Carl is played by Charlie's real-life dad Martin Sheen, and the conflict of interests that occur between Gekko, his British rival Sir Larry Wildman (played by Terence Stamp), and the two Foxs, provide the movie with a healthy amount of edge-of-your-seat drama. Daryl Hannah's character is rather secondary, kind of like window dressing, but it works well in that respect and she does get the job done.\\n\\nInterestingly, the ending of \\\"Wall Street\\\" has something of an \\\"evil will prevail\\\" vibe to it which is an unsettling, but chillingly effective way of wrapping up this supremely entertaining 1987 movie.\",\n \"Product: Wall Street\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: powerful tale zeroing in on greed and backstabbing in the world of business\\n\\nReview: Michael Douglas delivers a dynamite performance here as the ultra-rich, heartless, stop-at-nothing stock broker Gordon Gekko. Perhaps at the time people thought the Gekko role wasn't suited for Douglas, but in retrospect, it seems like a role that couldn't be more up his alley, and he really goes to town with it.\\n\\nCharlie Sheen does an excellent job as well playing the role of Bud Fox, a younger stock broker who finds himself drawn like a magnet to Gekko's world... ...at least for a while. Bud Fox's dad Carl is played by Charlie's real-life dad Martin Sheen, and the conflict of interests that occur between Gekko, his British rival Sir Larry Wildman (played by Terence Stamp), and the two Foxs, provide the movie with a healthy amount of edge-of-your-seat drama. Daryl Hannah's character is rather secondary, kind of like window dressing, but it works well in that respect and she does get the job done.\\n\\nInterestingly, the ending of \\\"Wall Street\\\" has something of an \\\"evil will prevail\\\" vibe to it which is an unsettling, but chillingly effective way of wrapping up this supremely entertaining 1987 movie.\",\n \"Product: Track Listing\\n1. Rebel Yell\\n2. Daytime Drama\\n3. Eyes Without A Face\\n4. Blue Highway\\n5. Flesh For Fantasy\\n6. Catch My Fall\\n7. Crank Call\\n8. Stand In The Shadows, (Do Not)\\n9. Dead Next Door, The\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: generally well-written, sometimes devastatingly rockin', but often overproduced\\n\\nReview: This second Billy Idol album, 1983's \\\"Rebel Yell\\\", finds his guitar wizard sideman Steve Stevens taking an increasingly prominent role in the proceedings. Stevens only got a couple co-writes on the debut; here, all of the original album's tracks were written by Idol & Stevens apart from a lone Idol solo composition (\\\"Catch My Fall\\\").\\n\\nStevens is one those guys that they reserve the term 'guitar hero' for. Yes, he's extremely flashy, with a penchant for outer space sound effects. But what's even more striking is his versatility and his knack for blurring the lines between lead & rhythm guitar--just look at his shimmering guitarwork on the verses of the irresistibly funky and lustful \\\"Flesh For Fantasy\\\".\\n\\nThe album sets an incredibly high standard for itself right off the bat. The uptempo minor-keyed title track is spellbinding--the chorus is raging; Idol does his trademark alterations between a baritone croon and blood-curdling screams; Stevens riffs away frenetically; and the chimey synths don't water the song down at all, in fact they help make it even edgier. The part where all the instruments fall out except for the drums, then it slowly builds all the way back up, with Stevens' chilling, atmospheric guitarwork--that's rock & roll nirvana.\\n\\nThe moody \\\"Daytime Drama\\\" does a great job of keeping things intense while also shifting gears--it mellows things out a bit, yet still rocks, with an infectious bass line doubled on keyboards and later played on electric guitar. It kinda craps out at the end, unwisely modulating to a major key, but still a heck of a good track overall.\\n\\n\\\"Eyes Without A Face\\\" is where the overproduction trap starts to really rear its head--primarily a ballad, it's quite pretty actually, with really nice chord changes, but it gets carried away with distracting electronic percussion; plus the 'rocking' mid-section feels underwritten and out of place. The watery synths on the chorus of \\\"Blue Highway\\\" give a distressing mid-'80s corporate rock feel to a song that already sounds pretty generic in the first place. \\\"Catch My Fall\\\" is also arranged unflatteringly, with bland synthesizer, saxophone, and drowned-out rhythm guitars. And the original album's last track, \\\"The Dead Next Door\\\", is a dreary, tedious mood piece.\\n\\nStill, the snappy uptempo rocker \\\"(Do Not) Stand In The Shadows\\\", with a neatly textured intro, is a definite keeper. And the mid-tempo rocker \\\"Crank Call\\\" is amusing.\\n\\nAs for this 1999 \\\"expanded edition\\\", the 5 bonus tracks add a lot of interest to the proceedings. The 'original demo' version of \\\"Catch My Fall\\\" is much better than the album version, bringing out its true potential--it loses the dull keyboards and saxophone and brings out the rhythm guitars which give it a '50s rockabilly feel. The 'original demo' of \\\"Blue Highway\\\", despite being the rather low fidelity, is also preferrable due to the absence of the annoying synths on the chorus. The 'session take' of the title track certainly isn't as powerful as the album version, but still, it's welcome to hear it in a relatively stripped-down form, plus the lyrics are a bit different, as is the arrangement which hadn't been perfected yet. And the 'session take' of \\\"Flesh For Fantasy\\\" is MUCH different than the album version; again, it's not as good, feeling rather disjointed, with much of the mid-tempo funkiness gone in favor of an uptempo rock feel, plus a different chorus, but it does spotlight Stevens' ringing guitar work which is a real pleasure to hear.\\n\\nOn the downside, the remastering on this 1999 reissue strikes me as being somewhat poor. I mean, if you've got an equalizer on your stereo, you can kinda even things out and you really won't have a problem. But the sound is kind of muffled, and compared to the 'leaping out of the speakers' sound of the 2002 reissue of Idol's self-titled debut, the difference is striking.\\n\\nSo, all in all, despite the frustrations, this is a highly worthwhile disc.\",\n \"Product: All our books are brand new. We ship worldwide\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a very good, very underrated Stones album\\n\\nReview: I snapped up 1986's \\\"Dirty Work\\\" because I'd taken a real liking to 1989's \\\"Steel Wheels\\\", so I thought I'd kinda work my way backwards. And after seeing so many harsh reviews from fans, I was admittedly curious as to how bad it could possibly be.\\n\\nListening to this, I thought back on the numerous negative reviews I'd seen for it, and was asking myself, \\\"What the hell's so bad about it?\\\" Apart from a couple songs--\\\"Winning Ugly\\\" and \\\"Back To Zero\\\" in particular--it doesn't sound partcularly 'mid-'80s-ish at all--it just sounds like a well-produced rock & roll album. And the tunes are CATCHY--\\\"One Hit (To The Body)\\\", the mind-blowing raging rant \\\"Hold Back\\\" (with Jagger totally singing his head off), and the highly amusing title track are all infectious and kickass, and their cover of \\\"Harlem Shuffle\\\" really grooves. \\\"Fight\\\" and the horn-spiked \\\"Winning Ugly\\\" are solidly enjoyable as well. The Keith Richards reggae spotlight \\\"Too Rude\\\" is catchy too--it's rather sloppily executed, but amusingly so.\\n\\nSurprisingly, the boogying \\\"Had It With You\\\", which I've often seen cited as a highlight, is actually quite weak, sounding frustratingly dull and brittle, despite the venomous lyrics.\\n\\nI had a feeling \\\"Dirty Work\\\" would turn out to be better than its dubious reputation. I guess some fans prefer the Stones for their boring country songs and don't like it when they really ROCK?\",\n \"Product: All our books are brand new. We ship worldwide\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: what the hell's so bad about it?\\n\\nReview: I snapped up 1986's \\\"Dirty Work\\\" because I'd taken a real liking to 1989's \\\"Steel Wheels\\\", so I thought I'd kinda work my way backwards. And after seeing so many harsh reviews from fans, I was admittedly curious as to how bad it could possibly be.\\n\\nListening to this, I thought back on the numerous negative reviews I'd seen for it, and was asking myself, \\\"What the hell's so bad about it?\\\" Apart from a couple songs--\\\"Winning Ugly\\\" and \\\"Back To Zero\\\" in particular--it doesn't sound partcularly 'mid-'80s-ish at all--it just sounds like a well-produced rock & roll album. And the tunes are CATCHY--\\\"One Hit (To The Body)\\\", the mind-blowing raging rant \\\"Hold Back\\\" (with Jagger totally singing his head off), and the highly amusing title track are all infectious and kickass, and their cover of \\\"Harlem Shuffle\\\" really grooves. \\\"Fight\\\" and the horn-spiked \\\"Winning Ugly\\\" are solidly enjoyable as well. The Keith Richards reggae spotlight \\\"Too Rude\\\" is catchy too--it's rather sloppily executed, but amusingly so.\\n\\nSurprisingly, the boogying \\\"Had It With You\\\", which I've often seen cited as a highlight, is actually quite weak, sounding frustratingly dull and brittle, despite the venomous lyrics.\\n\\nI had a feeling \\\"Dirty Work\\\" would turn out to be better than its dubious reputation. I guess some fans prefer the Stones for their boring country songs and don't like it when they really ROCK?\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: kind of half-hearted, but still reasonably enjoyable\\n\\nReview: Peter Tork's first ever solo album (think he'll ever release another one?). I raised an eyebrow when I learned of the existence of this album, & it got me wondering, what the heck does it sound like? Well, there's nothing really awesome here, & it ain't exactly the most profound album you ever heard, but it's clear Peter had a lot of fun making it, & the resulting album does indeed offer a solid dose of fun. The somewhat dreamy, album-opening title track features Tork going all out vocally, which is kinda cool as if he couldn't care less about all the criticism he's taken (even from fans) about his singing. Matched with a decent melody, this isn't bad. Of the 11 tracks, 6 are written by Peter (\\\"Gettin' In\\\" originally showed up on the Monkees' \\\"Pool It\\\" in a different version, & \\\"MGB-GT\\\", I believe, was a b-side also dating from the \\\"Pool It\\\" era), & they are generally okay--\\\"Get What You Pay For\\\" & \\\"Miracle\\\" are catchy, energetic rockers; but \\\"Tender Is\\\" feels quite half-hearted. His brother Nick contributes a decent song with \\\"Pirates\\\", & \\\"Milkshake\\\" is another catchy tune (Micky Dolenz & Mike Nesmith make cameo appearances on it) with some, uh, \\\"interesting\\\" lyrics. Certainly there is some lameness here (for instance, on the re-tooling of the Monkees tune \\\"Take A Giant Step\\\"), and Peter's often shaky vocals also detract considerably from the overall experience.\\n\\nIn short, \\\"Stranger Things...\\\" is a respectably crafted and slickly produced album (the running time is roughly 35 minutes long). It's certainly not great, but for those certain big Monkees' fans, this is worth hearing, & it's reasonably enjoyable in its own right.\",\n \"Product: Every hit from Godley, Creme, Gouldman and Stewart, British pop- meisters extraordinaire ! Includes I'm Not in Love; The Things We Do for Love; Rubber Bullets; Dreadlock Holiday; I'm Mandy Fly Me; People in Love; Art for Art's Sake; For You and I; Good Morning Judge 14 in all.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: lots of brilliant songs here, but a drastically incomplete picture of one of the best bands ever\\n\\nReview: Don't be fooled by the title of this single CD anthology: \\\"The Very Best of 10cc\\\"; frankly, the title alone is basically criminal. 10cc are one of the very best bands ever, and this disc isn't even close to a definitive collection of their work. Yes, I realize the selections on this disc are based on chart success, and there's no arguing that a majority of the tracks do belong on any collection claiming to truly offer the very best of 10cc. However, there are numerous gripes with this disc.\\n\\nThe original 10cc lineup formed in 1972 and consisted of Eric Stewart, Graham Gouldman, Kevin Godley, and Lol Creme. Godley & Creme left in 1976 to focus on their own work together, and their big mid-'80s hit \\\"Cry\\\" is added at the end of this disc. Apart from \\\"Cry\\\", none of the tracks here are from past 1978--10cc's 1980-1983 albums typically get the short end of the stick as if they're mere hiccups, which is outright sad. As innovative and fun as their first couple albums are, they're not exactly the most tear-jerking albums ever made--in sharp contrast to this, 10cc 'matured' a great deal over the years, culminating in 1983's appallingly overlooked \\\"Windows In The Jungle\\\" which is one of the best albums ever made by anyone. Another problems is that some of the tracks on this disc, although hits, don't rank among their best work--the musically bubblegummy \\\"Rubber Bullets\\\" is catchy, but dumb in an eyeroll-inducing way; the rocker \\\"Silly Love\\\" has grating electric guitar chords; and \\\"Life Is A Minestrone\\\" is pompous and repetitive.\\n\\nInstead of getting this disc, you're much better off getting the \\\"Ultimate Collection\\\" which is a 2 CD set that also has a 3rd 'bonus disc'. The first disc of the \\\"Ultimate Collection\\\" is nearly an exact copy of \\\"The Very Best of 10cc\\\"--all of the tracks here are also on that set. In addition, you get a terrific sampling of their '80s work as well a couple brilliant songs from their early '90s comeback.\\n\\nAll that said, you do get a pile of terrific songs here that demonstrate their songwriting prowess as well as their chameleon-like stylistic variety--there's simply no arguing with the inclusion of the ultra-catchy doo-wop tune \\\"Donna\\\"; the bouncy, super-fun, hook-filled \\\"The Dean And I\\\"; the brilliant, lyrically incisive pop-rocker \\\"The Wall Street Shuffle\\\"; the super-lush, otherwordly US hit \\\"I'm Not In Love\\\"; the witty, multi-part \\\"Art For Art's Sake\\\"; the infectious funk-rocker \\\"Good Morning Judge\\\"; the infectious reggae tune \\\"Dreadlock Holiday\\\"; a couple of lovely ballads with \\\"People In Love\\\" and \\\"For You and I\\\"; and the masterfully harmonized pop-rock confection and huge US hit \\\"The Things We Do For Love\\\".\\n\\n10cc don't receive anywhere near the accolades they deserve. Their body of work merits serious attention. Although I was impressed with 10cc from the start, it took me quite a while to realize the staggering depth of their brilliance, both as a band and in terms of the individual members, partly because of the out-of-print/ 'buried treasure' nature of a ton of their work. In a just world, songs like \\\"Yes I Am!\\\" (from \\\"Windows In The Jungle\\\") and \\\"Don't Turn Me Away\\\" (from 1981's \\\"Ten Out of 10\\\") would have been huge international hits. \\\"Don't Break The Promises\\\" (co-written by Paul McCartney) from the 1992 \\\"...Meanwhile\\\" album is one of the most heart-breakingly beautiful songs ever recorded. Even with \\\"I'm Not In Love\\\" being a ubiquitous hit, I don't think most people would think to put \\\"10cc\\\" and \\\"heart-breakingly beautiful\\\" together in the same sentence very often, demonstrating how misunderstood they remain. Godley & Creme, though at times excessive, were unstoppably imaginative and had brilliant composing talent. Graham Gouldman is one of the best songwriters ever, and Eric Stewart is one of the best vocalists ever and one of the top musical geniuses in history. Despite some flaws here and there, the \\\"Ultimate Collection\\\" is a great place to start with 10cc and a recommended alternative to this collection.\",\n \"Product: In a career full of triumphs, this 1986 LP might have been the pinnacle for Winwood; it sold three million copies and gave him his first #1, the Grammy-winning Higher Love . It joins the infectious title tune; the hit Freedom Overspill; Split Decision , and more pop gems with guests Joe Walsh, James Taylor and others!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a really good 'chill out' album--catchy & fun\\n\\nReview: It's not at all hard to see why Steve Winwood's album \\\"Back in the High Life\\\", originally released in mid-1986, was considered a comeback. It had been close to 4 years since his previous album, 1982's \\\"Talking Back to the Night\\\"--that previous album had received a lukewarm commercial reception, & the one-man-band approach did not result in a great album. \\\"Back in the High Life\\\", on the other hand, was a commercial blockbuster, and more than that, it really did represent a musical rebirth of sorts for Winwood--he's got a load of other musicians on board this time, & the difference is huge--\\\"Back in the High Life\\\" is certainly well-produced , & it has lots of liveliness, something that \\\"Talking Back to the Night\\\" was painfully lacking. However, one big similarity to the previous album is that Winwood was still frequently co-writing with Will Jennings. 5 of the 8 songs here are Winwood/ Jennings compositions, & none of them are even close to bad, but the thing is, they tend to have a sugariness that detracts a bit from their enjoyment--\\\"Higher Love\\\", \\\"Take It As It Comes\\\", \\\"The Finer Things\\\", & \\\"Wake Me Up On Judgment Day\\\" are all fun, upbeat, catchy feel-good songs, but they all come up short of being truly transcendent (characteristically obnoxious 'trying-to-steal-the-show' vocals from Chaka Khan on \\\"Higher Love\\\" don't help); & the almost title track \\\"Back in the High Life Again\\\" is a nicely tuneful feel-good ballad that strongly recalls \\\"While You See A Chance\\\", but likewise, it's frustratingly hollow. However, as previously stated, none of those aforementioned tracks are bad, & you do get the stomping, ominous \\\"Freedom Overspill\\\" which is funky & infectious, with irresistible Hammond organ & slide guitar from Steve & Joe Walsh respectively; and the album closes with the moving ballad \\\"My Love's Leavin'\\\", which was written by Winwood & the late Vivian Stanshall. \\\"Split Decision\\\", written by Winwood & Walsh, has a nice moodiness to it, but it's a bit sluggish & has an annoying, overly repeated chorus. Overall, \\\"Back in the High Life\\\" is certainly a strong, solidly enjoyable album that's worth checking out--one on hand, there's not a single track here that's less than good, but it's just that it's frustratingly low on REALLY GREAT tracks. If the sugariness doesn't bother you though, you probably will indeed find this album to be a masterpiece.\",\n \"Product: A classic album for any collection.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: partly a crass ripoff/ partly an entertaining document\\n\\nReview: The fact that this CD doesn't make it clear on the outside that these are not the original versions of the songs is a cruel move. However, if you want to hear the sound of Chuck in the latter half of the '60s, here you go. How DID he sound? Well, he had basically tuned a deaf ear to the musical innovations of the era, & never updated his songwriting at all, continuing to endlessly milk basic standard blues/ rock & roll chord progressions, so the differences end up being the reverb-heavy late '60s sound & the prominent electric keyboards, & that's about it. So, maybe it's best to think of this as a standard live album, if that helps make the re-recordings excusable in your mind. Certainly these versions won't make anyone forget the originals, & there are some hokey moments, however, some tracks features slightly altered lyrics, and there are some great guitar moments, so ultimately, this is an interesting document. Plus, the one new song, \\\"Club Nitty Gritty\\\" IS catchy & fun. Clearly a tossoff that Chuck cranked out, diehards will still find a certain value in it all.\",\n \"Product: David Gilmour David Gilmour US CD album\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: DG's first solo album remastered--a treat for diehard fans\\n\\nReview: Originally released in 1978, David Gilmour's first solo album now appears here in excellently remastered form.\\n\\nThis 2006 reissue is a treat for diehard fans because many of the songs feature longer fade-outs than the original CD (and presumably the original LP as well). For instance, the superb \\\"No Way\\\" runs more than 30 seconds longer, and the extension of the track really feels right. \\\"Raise My Rent\\\" also gets a roughly 15-20 second extension, which maybe doesn't sound like a big deal on paper, but Gilmour really tears the roof off the sucker on this track, so letting the tape run a little longer is most welcome.\\n\\nAs for the album as a whole, it's pretty easy to see why some listeners would tag it as \\\"Pink Floyd lite\\\", but I think that gets to the core of its appeal--this is a really good album to put on for just plain chilling out.\\n\\nGilmour's blues influence really bubbles to the surface on many of the tracks here. Just take a look at the simple-but-irresistible bluesy riffs on \\\"Cry From The Street\\\" and \\\"No Way\\\", and his extended soloing on \\\"Raise My Rent\\\". Even the radio hit \\\"There's No Way Out Of Here\\\" has a swampy opening hook that sounds like its being played in unison by an electric guitar and a blues harmonica.\\n\\nThe moody, slide guitar-fortified \\\"No Way\\\" grooves along irresistibly, as does \\\"Cry From The Street\\\" with its crunchy rhythm guitar (the latter does have a ho-hum speeded-up fade, but it's quite brief). The instrumental \\\"Raise My Rent\\\" features a lush-sounding, arpegiatted electric guitar riff--again, simple but irresistible--and it serves as a canvas for Gilmour's superb soloing, plus the subtle electric piano and organ flesh out the sound to excellent effect. The harmony-fest \\\"Short And Sweet\\\" is another splendid track, with its catchy, droning guitar riffery.\\n\\nThe rest is generally enjoyable too even if it's underwhelming. The tender \\\"So Far Away\\\" is a pretty piano-based ballad, but somewhat lacking in focus. The album-opening instrumental \\\"Mihalis\\\" is nice enough, although it leans too far toward listless, generic Muzak for its own good. \\\"There's No Way Out Of Here\\\" is a good song, with Floyd-style female backing vocals, although it feels kind of routine and passionless. \\\"Deafinitely\\\", another instrumental, with a skittering \\\"Sheep\\\"-style rhythm, unfortunately overdoes its repetitive and gimmicky sound effects and ends up falling quite flat. The album-closer \\\"I Can't Breathe Anymore\\\" starts off nice, but it's ultimately underdeveloped and feels rushed through.\\n\\nSo, the album is disappointing on some level. Gilmour does seem to be coasting a bit here, and if he would have brought some more passion and focus to the proceedings (like he would do on his subsequent \\\"About Face\\\"), this maybe could have been a great album. Still though, it's a really good listen even as it is, and it's interesting to see how it contrasts to the Floyd albums that it's sandwiched in between (\\\"Animals\\\" and \\\"The Wall\\\").\",\n \"Product: David Gilmour David Gilmour US CD album\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: maybe this IS \\\"Pink Floyd lite\\\", but it makes for some great chill out music\\n\\nReview: Released in 1978, David Gilmour's debut solo album is a generally low-key effort. It's pretty easy to see why some listeners would tag it as \\\"Pink Floyd lite\\\", but I think that gets to the core of the album's appeal--this is a really good album to put on for just plain chilling out.\\n\\nGilmour's blues influence really bubbles to the surface on many of the tracks here. Check out the simple-but-irresistible bluesy riffs on \\\"Cry From The Street\\\" and \\\"No Way\\\", or his extended soloing on \\\"Raise My Rent\\\" for proof. Even the radio hit \\\"There's No Way Out Of Here\\\" has a swampy opening hook that sounds like its being played in unison by an electric guitar and a blues harmonica.\\n\\nThe moody, slide guitar-fortified \\\"No Way\\\" grooves along irresistibly, as does \\\"Cry From The Street\\\" with its crunchy rhythm guitar (the latter does have a ho-hum speeded-up fade, but it's quite brief). The instrumental \\\"Raise My Rent\\\" features a lush-sounding, arpegiatted electric guitar riff--again, simple but irresistible--and it serves as a canvas for Gilmour's superb soloing, plus the subtle electric piano and organ flesh out the sound to excellent effect. The harmony-fest \\\"Short And Sweet\\\" is another splendid track, with its catchy, droning guitar riffery.\\n\\nThe rest is generally enjoyable too even if it's underwhelming. The tender \\\"So Far Away\\\" is a pretty piano-based ballad, but somewhat lacking in focus. The album-opening instrumental \\\"Mihalis\\\" is nice enough, although it leans too far toward listless, generic Muzak for its own good. \\\"There's No Way Out Of Here\\\" is a good song, with Floyd-style female backing vocals, although it feels kind of routine and passionless. \\\"Deafinitely\\\", another instrumental, with a skittering \\\"Sheep\\\"-style rhythm, unfortunately overdoes its repetitive and gimmicky sound effects and ends up falling quite flat. The album-closer \\\"I Can't Breathe Anymore\\\" starts off nice, but it's ultimately underdeveloped and feels rushed through.\\n\\nSo, the album is disappointing on some level. Gilmour does seem to be coasting a bit here, and if he would have brought some more passion and focus to the proceedings (like he would do on his subsequent \\\"About Face\\\"), this maybe could have been a great album. Still though, it's a really good listen even as it is, and it's interesting to see how it contrasts to the Floyd albums that it's sandwiched in between (\\\"Animals\\\" and \\\"The Wall\\\").\",\n \"Product: Karla Bonoff - Karla Bonoff, Disc NM, Case NM, Format: Music CD, Columbia Records. Rock music CD release from Karla Bonoff with the album Karla Bonoff. Released on the label Columbia Records. Rock music CD. This hard to find pre-owned music CD is fully guaranteed.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a few sub-par tracks, but mostly a great debut from the wonderfully talented Karla Bonoff\\n\\nReview: Karla Bonoff, along with Kenny Edwards, Wendy Waldman, & Andrew Gold consisted of the group Bryndle who released their self-titled debut in 1995. However, this group, consisting of the exact same members, had already formed all the way back in the late '60s/ early '70s--they signed to A&M Records & recorded an album, and although I believe a single was released, the album, curiously, was never released. Waldman & Gold both contribute performances on this 1977 self-titled debut, as does Edwards who also produced the album. Although this album, which came out in or around September of '77, is largely excellent & never awful, it's not hard to see why cynical critics and cynical music listeners in general would have been rather straight-faced with it when you take some other facts into consideration. Linda Ronstadt's \\\"Hasten Down the Wind\\\" album came out in August of `76, so in other words, basically a year before this album appeared, & it featured 3 Bonoff songs--\\\"Someone To Lay Down Beside Me\\\", \\\"Lose Again\\\", & \\\"If He's Ever Near\\\"--all of which Bonoff does herself on here. Also, the song \\\"Home\\\" had been done by Bonnie Raitt on her \\\"Sweet Forgiveness\\\" album which had come out earlier in the same year that this did, & the song \\\"Isn't It Always Love\\\" had been done by an artist named Karen Alexander & was released on her 1975 album which was also titled \\\"Isn't It Always Love\\\" (it was released on Elektra/Asylum). Alexander wasn't really a singer-songwriter by definition, but she did sing & write all of her own material with \\\"Isn't It Always Love\\\" being the only exception I know of--also, Andrew Gold, of all people, appeared on Alexander's version, & I believe it was released as a single as well. So, that's 5 out of 10 songs from this album that had already been released quite recently on albums by other artists. Plus, although Karla's piano & vocal version of the tender \\\"Lose Again\\\" is terrific, it easily could have originally been the demo for the forceful, powerful full band version that had been unleashed on Ronstadt's album the year before. Certainly Bonoff had every right to do her own versions of her own songs, but it seems that quite a few people found this album overly redundant. Of the remaining 5 tracks on the album, two of them weren't written by Karla, & they`re both really bland--\\\"Faces In the Wind\\\" is a musically limp ballad, & \\\"Flying High\\\" is a dull, sugary coming-of-age tune. All the rest of the tracks on the album are Bonoff solo compositions, & a couple are good-but-not-great--the waltzing \\\"Home\\\" is a somewhat saccharine-y feel good tune (no wonder Bonnie Raitt recorded it), and the album closer \\\"Rose In My Garden\\\" is nice, but a little underdeveloped. Still, like I said, the album is largely excellent. Bonoff's version of \\\"Someone To Lay Down Beside Me\\\" does away with the intro portion that Ronstadt's version contains, but otherwise it's very similar, but it is ultimately superior--it has a brilliant, haunting piano riff, great Bonoff vocals, & is additionally punctuated by the brilliant, perfectly executed lead guitar work by Waddy Wachtel. The easy-riding \\\"I Can't Hold On\\\", a song about frustration with a boyfriend, is extremely catchy, as is the bouncy \\\"Isn't It Always Love\\\" which is about the `necessary evil' nature of love. \\\"Falling Star\\\" very much sounds like a blend of James Taylor, Jackson Browne, & Linda Ronstadt, & it's a wonderfully melodic, beautifully sung acoustic guitar-dominated ballad, & the wistful ballad \\\"If He's Ever Near\\\" is a gem as well--both of these songs, along with \\\"Lose Again\\\", put Karla's winningly intimate magic on full display. Lots of legendary musicians appear on the album including, in addition to the ones I already mentioned, Russell Kunkel, Leland Sklar, Greg Ladanyi, & Jai Winding, & even Linda Ronstadt herself appears on background vocals, as do Glenn Frey & J.D. Souther, resulting in an extremely well-performed album. You can get 7 of the 10 tracks from this album, including all of the must-haves, on Karla's 1999 compilation \\\"All My Life--The Best of Karla Bonoff\\\", so if you only want to have a couple CDs worth of Bonoff in your collection, skip this & go for the \\\"All My Life\\\" disc which also supplies you with a bunch of other gems from Karla's discography. However, definitely make sure you pick up her second album, 1979's \\\"Restless Nights\\\", which is terrific--stylistically and sonically, it's basically identical to this debut, but it's even better, so if you like this, you simply can't go wrong with it.\",\n \"Product: A 1980 Top Five smash thanks to the huge hit Longer and 9 more immaculate soft rock jewels.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a flawed, but worthwhile album from an ambitious artist\\n\\nReview: Over the course of Dan Fogelberg's career, he has demonstrated that he is an extremely talented artist. He had a lot of capability and was quite ambitious, & he aimed high, & this resulted in a very mixed output, but there are many fantastic songs to be found. His 6th album (including the \\\"duet\\\" album with Tim Weisberg, \\\"Twin Sons of Different Mothers\\\"), \\\"Phoenix\\\", was released in November of 1979, & it's a strong introduction to his work--although his weaknesses are in evidence, they are far outweighed by his strengths. He handles all of the lead & background vocals on the album, all of the guitars (aside from \\\"Face the Fire\\\", which presumably features Joe Walsh on slide, though the credits don't flat out say so) & nearly all of the keyboards as well, & he wrote all the songs himself & also served as the primary producer--all that said, Fogelberg is running the show in a big way. Over the years he has displayed a taste for having brief (minute & a half or so) instrumental album openers, a tactic he got excellent mileage out of here with the outstanding \\\"Tullamore Dew\\\", featuring a haunting guitar melody which is punctuated by light, but very effective use of phasing, as well as atmospheric synthesizer & percussion. It also serves as a terrific prelude to the exciting, driving title track, with masterful, thick layers of guitar--lyrically, it's about breaking free from one's troubles, \\\"getting out there\\\", & being yourself, & despite their simplicity, he sings them passionately & convicingly. \\\"Gypsy Wind\\\" & \\\"The Last To Know\\\" are both nice, tuneful, somewhat country-fied ballads, although the former highlights him slipping into the annoying vocal inflections that at times get in the way (the way he sings the line \\\"It's only when you listen that you learn\\\" is a perfect example). (\\\"The Last To Know\\\", at 2:27, just after the guitar solo, is entirely reminiscent of the Doobie Brothers/ Carly Simon tune \\\"You Belong To Me\\\".) \\\"Face the Fire\\\" features very direct, angry lyrics regarding the fears/ dangers of nuclear energy, and the tune ends up being kind of a drag--it exhaustingly beats the simple, endlessly repeated riff into the ground, & the chorus feels badly forced, though the extended guitar soloing that ends the song is engaging. On the other hand, \\\"Wishing On The Moon\\\" is a solidly enjoyable, melodic mid-tempo rocker (the half-baked chorus leaves a bit to be desired though), & features a cool, riffy instrumental break. A pair of hit singles are placed side-by-side. I'm not going to say \\\"Longer\\\" is a sap-free ballad--it certainly isn't, but it's not EXCRUCIATINGLY sappy, & it's pretty, & also relatively stripped down (though there are a couple of slightly, yet gratingly, off-key notes in the harmony vocals). Even better though is the outstanding \\\"Heart Hotels\\\"--a lyrically clever song about romantic desperation, it starts out with bright, rich piano chords shaded with electric piano (played in unison), before morphing into an irresistibly bouncy song, additionally graced with an effective lyricon solo. However, \\\"Beggars Game\\\", is a solid example of Fogelberg aiming high & not being able to carry out his ambitions in a fully satisfying manner. It's a minor-keyed story song about a man who falls prey to a seductive woman--the guy expresses his realization that he's another \\\"fool\\\" to fall for her, but a blink of an eye later, the music swells & switches to a major key for what's supposedly the chorus (though it doesn`t feel like a chorus), & the \\\"chains fall free\\\"--then there's an instrumental break, after which Fogelberg, seemingly out of steam, goes back & repeats the first verse & the chorus again. It's painfully anti-climactic, & the verses are additionally marred by the annoyingly melodramatic vocals, despite the strong melody. He does end the album in fine fashion with the melodic ballad \\\"Along The Road\\\" (which reprises the \\\"Tullamore Dew\\\" sound, & features a refreshingly mellow vocal). In the end, the album really does strongly capture of essence of Dan Fogelberg, warts and all--the excellent tracks that are here, & the fact that the album is consistently strong overall, make it worth checking out, & it`s also a good place to start if you`re new to him/ curious about him.\",\n \"Product: Toto ~ Toto\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: respectable first effort from the guys...\\n\\nReview: The formation of Toto was a logical idea from the beginning. Founding members David Paich and Jeff Porcaro had both worked as session musicians and played on a number of the same albums--they both played on Seals & Crofts' 1974 album \\\"Unborn Child\\\" before they were even 20 years old, a record that also featured original Toto bass guitarist David Hungate. Paich, Porcaro, and Hungate all played on Boz Scaggs' 1976 album \\\"Silk Degrees\\\" which has writing contributions from Paich on a majority of its tracks including the classic \\\"Lowdown\\\". Steve Lukather had begun to make a name for himself as a session guitarist in his own right by 1978, & vocalist Bobby Kimball had done sessions also. So, the formation of Toto allowed its members to make their own records in addition to contributing to the records of others. All that said, Toto obviously had no shortage of stellar musicianship, plus they were able to handle a variety of styles with ease.\\n\\nThere was another crucial key factor as well. David Paich was already an accomplished songwriter by the time Toto formed, and he dominated the songwriting on the first couple Toto albums--8 of the 10 tracks here are Paich solo compositions. That said, it seems clear that Toto was, at the beginning, largely Paich's baby and an outlet for his songwriting.\\n\\nToto's debut album is ultimately an uneven affair. There's a frustratingly high amount of pomposity here, as if the group was trying to compensate for a lack of strong material by mixing in exaggerated crescendos all over the place, generally to annoying effect--the relatively short album-opening instrumental \\\"Child's Anthem\\\" is a prime example. \\\"I'll Supply the Love\\\" has arena-ready (if overly slick) hooks, but it's underdeveloped and has a tacked on and overblown instrumental coda. Kimball's \\\"You Are The Flower\\\" has him delivering an overwrought vocal and has an annoyingly tuneless melody. \\\"Girl Goodbye\\\" repeats a simple riff excessively to headache-inducing effect and also suffers from its aimlessness. The main ballad portion of the album closer \\\"Angela\\\" is stately but dull.\\n\\nOn the more positive side of the coin... \\\"Georgy Porgy\\\" is an infectious R&B-flavored tune very reminiscent of Boz Scaggs with its flutes & Steve Lukather's vocals seemingly trying to imitate Scaggs somewhat--unfortunately, it's let down a little by the obnoxious Cheryl Lynn vocals toward the end. \\\"Manuela Run\\\" and \\\"Rockmaker\\\" are both rocked-up pop tunes with nice hooks, and the big hit \\\"Hold the Line\\\" is an undeniably catchy song that neatly mixes doo-wop with hard rock.\\n\\nThe best song though is Steve Porcaro's transcendent, wistful ballad \\\"Takin' It Back\\\", additionally graced by a really nice (though brief) acoustic guitar solo; again, it is marred a little by the annoying sudden musical \\\"pows\\\", but it's a minor complaint in this case. The reflectiveness and personal nature of \\\"Takin' It Back\\\", not to mention its sheer sincerity, is striking in the context of the album--it's perhaps a shame Steve didn't pursue a solo album during this period.\\n\\nOverall, QUITE a mixed bag of an album, but a respectable debut from the guys.\",\n \"Product: Toto ~ Toto Iv\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: catchy stuff, but insubstantial and overly slick\\n\\nReview: \\\"Toto IV\\\" was a huge smash hit, but it's REALLY stretching it to call it a classic.\\n\\n\\\"Rosanna\\\" and \\\"Africa\\\" are two of the most ubiquitously-familiar songs of the '80s--they're certainly catchy, and David Paich's craftsmanship is impressive, plus it was wise to give at least portions of the lead vocals to Steve Lukather and Paich respectively.\\n\\nAlso, Steve Porcaro does get in one of his characteristically sincere-sounding reflective ballads with the enjoyable \\\"It's A Feeling\\\".\\n\\nBy and large though, the music is a case of style-over-substance, with obnoxiously-flashy synthesizer flourishes, lame-brained lyrics, and the ultra-slick, professional-yet-rote vocals of Bobby Kimball. The band does get a really good groove going on \\\"Waiting For Your Love\\\", but then Kimball's annoyingly insincere vocals come in and drag the song down. \\\"Make Believe\\\" brings back the doo-wop flavor of the first album's big hit \\\"Hold The Line\\\", but not as effectively. Lukather's \\\"I Won't Hold You Back\\\" is a reasonably tasteful ballad, but it's simply dull.\\n\\n\\\"Toto IV\\\" is proof positive that it takes more than just great chops to make a great album.\",\n \"Product: Electric Light Orchest ~ Secret Messages\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a solid, well-produced collection\\n\\nReview: I've been getting back into ELO yet again, and beginning to appreciate Jeff Lynne's talent more than ever. Electric Light Orchestra's 1983 album \\\"Secret Messages\\\" strikes me as a solid, badly underrated album.\\n\\nJeff Lynne was onto something here, and although it was hardly without precedent, he really hit upon an in-your-face ear-candy production style that can be strongly detected in his subsequent production work with George Harrison and Tom Petty. Lynne hadn't entirely abandoned real orchestration here, although to a large extent he had. There are lots of synthesizers--he admits in the liner notes of this 2001 reissue of the album that he was after a more hi-tech sound, and the results are mostly impressive.\\n\\nHe also wrote a bunch of quality songs. The uptempo title track is a highly catchy harmony-fest with earthy and atmospheric electric guitar. The tempo-shifting \\\"Loser Gone Wild\\\" is a terrific track with an engagingly bluesy feel on the verses and an extremely catchy, richly harmonized chorus. \\\"Bluebird\\\" is a wistful and affecting, if slightly melodramatic, mid-tempo pop-rocker. The reflective \\\"Stranger\\\" is a supremely enjoyable ballad that sounds very similar to Al Stewart's \\\"Song On The Radio\\\". \\\"Take Me On and On\\\", with its ringing arpegiatted guitars and hushed moody feel, is sumptuous. \\\"Four Little Diamonds\\\" is a lot of fun, with masterfully executed chorus harmonies. Even \\\"Rock 'N' Roll Is King\\\" is hardly as lousy as I used to feel it was.\\n\\nI haven't changed my mind though about \\\"Letter From Spain\\\", which is a dull 'atmospheric' piece with that annoying repetition of \\\"lettah\\\" [sic] running throughout.\\n\\nIn the end, \\\"Secret Messages\\\" is a highly enjoyable piece of work with some true essential gems--very much worth discovering if you perhaps haven't heard it in many years. Make sure you get the bonus track fortified reissue though, because this older CD, for whatever reason, doesn't contain the song \\\"Time After Time\\\", and that's a noteworthy loss in my book.\",\n \"Product: Wham ! ~ Fantastic\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: so catchy that you can't resist, regardless of the silliness\\n\\nReview: Wham!'s 1983 debut album \\\"Fantastic\\\" was released when George Michael was just 20 years old, & it demonstrates conclusively that he already had an incredible knack for writing and crafting catchy songs. George and his partner Andrew Ridgeley had a \\\"rebel\\\" image going at this time--admittedly, you'd have to be nuts to take all of the over-the-top \\\"tough guy\\\" posturing on here seriously (something that George Michael himself would be the first to admit), but at the same time, it sure does offer a load of amusement value, and when you add to this the huge hooks and crisp, high energy dance-pop performances (including Michael's enthusiastic vocals) on track after track, the result is an album that, for the most part, is so irresitibly fun it's almost beyond belief. The laugh-out-loud hilarious \\\"Young Guns (Go For It)\\\" and the hilariously anthemic \\\"Wham Rap (Enjoy What You Do)\\\" both put Michael's already excellent falsetto vocals on display, and despite a little bit of grating synth on the former & excessive repetitiveness on the latter, they're both massively catchy. \\\"Wham Rap\\\" is actually a comment on what Michael viewed as a general lack of aspirations/ hopefulness among English people; it's intended to be tongue-in-cheek, encouraging people to, as Michael put it, \\\"get off their asses\\\", & the track really hits the nail on the head. Also massively catchy are \\\"Bad Boys\\\" and \\\"Club Tropicana\\\", the latter of which is still uptempo, but mellower and without the posturing. Wham!'s obvious disco influence comes through on \\\"A Ray of Sunshine\\\" and \\\"Come On\\\"--both of which are really catchy--as well as a rather needless, but respectable cover of the Miracles' \\\"Love Machine\\\". Unfortunately, the album's one ballad, \\\"Nothing Looks the Same In the Light\\\", is quite a drag--musically, it's quite thin with a dull, minimal melody, and it's excessively dragged out--still though, it does have a certain contemplative quality and provides a bit of a hint of the excellent ballads Michael would subsequently deliver. Andrew Ridgeley has been tagged as having been Michael's \\\"silent parter\\\" in Wham!, but to be fair, Ridgeley is credited for co-writing \\\"Wham Rap\\\" and \\\"Club Tropicana\\\" with Michael, plus he played guitar on all but one track. Of course, George Michael evolved a lot in subsequent years--by all means, don't expect to find on \\\"Fantastic\\\" any of the kind of emotionally moving music you'll find on Michael solo records such as \\\"Older\\\". Still, if you've got a sense of humor and can appreciate the catchiness and craft, you'll realize this is a damn good album in its own right.\",\n \"Product: [Note: This product is an authorized CD-R and is manufactured on demand]\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: very strong effort--has some of Dan's very best work\\n\\nReview: Not counting his 1982 \\\"Greatest Hits\\\" release which contained a couple new songs, \\\"Windows and Walls\\\" was Dan Fogelberg's first album since his 1981 double album \\\"The Innocent Age\\\". Fogelberg was clearly trying hard to make a 'Big Statement' with \\\"The Innocent Age\\\" which received a remarkable level of commercial success for a double album, hitting the Billboard top 10 and going platinum within its first four months of release, as well as yielding 4 considerably big hit singles. \\\"Windows and Walls\\\", a single LP originally released in January of 1984, did make it to #15 on the Billboard charts and went gold quickly, but it basically marked the end of Fogelberg's period of highest popularity, and it seems that it didn't receive even close to the kind of critical praise that \\\"The Innocent Age\\\" did.\\n\\nAll that said, some might suspect \\\"Windows and Walls\\\" to be something of a hiccup or a last gasp, especially considering the gap of well over 2 years between \\\"The Innocent Age\\\" and this album, but actually, \\\"Windows and Walls\\\" is a characteristically ambitious effort from Dan with several of the very best tracks he's ever done. Plus, I must admit that I really like how Fogelberg, a prominent `70s artist, is staying true to himself on this effort and not trying in the slightest to `update` his sound to fit in with the popular trends of the mid-'80s. This album VERY much sounds like it could have come out 5 years earlier than it did, and I mean that as a compliment.\\n\\nThe opening 4 song sequence (`side 1' in vinyl terms) is great--it shows you how good Fogelberg can be. \\\"The Language of Love\\\" is a catchy rocker with stop and start riffery that recalls AC/DC, and Dan's rough-edged vocal puts the lyrics over which are somewhat simple, but fun and right on the money. The atmospheric title track is a haunting, powerful cautionary tale about ageing--again, the lyrics are right on the money, almost frighteningly so. The splendidly tuneful \\\"The Loving Cup\\\", one of his 'romantic desperation' songs, kind of straddles the line between being a ballad and a rocker and has a really nice mid-song guitar solo; it's a very strong track overall, but it's a tad slight--for the third verse, instead of coming up with something new, he splices together the first two lines from the first verse with the last two lines from the second; and it's also marred a bit by the overdone outro which blatantly imitates \\\"While My Guitar Gently Weeps\\\" and has an annoying `pull the plug' ending. The `side-closer' \\\"Tucson, Arizona (Gazette)\\\" is a marvelous accomplishment, an excellently melodic and captivating 8+ minute story-song that's rich with detail, very strongly reminiscent of Al Stewart--classical guitar & all--and also suspiciously similar musically to the Hollies' \\\"Tell Me To My Face\\\" which Fogelberg had already covered on his 1978 duet album with Tim Weisberg; in any case, the song shows Fogelberg carrying out his ambitiousness in such a way that his earlier attempt at an epic story song with \\\"Beggar's Game\\\" (from his \\\"Phoenix\\\" album) did not--it`s no wonder that Fogelberg himself has cited this as his \\\"all-time favorite track\\\".\\n\\nUnfortunately, it's as if Fogelberg burnt himself out with these first 4 tracks, because `side 2' is much weaker. \\\"Let Her Go\\\" is a rocker that's not even quite mid-tempo, and it's decent, but rote. Then there are a pair of orchestrated ballads including the drippy and dull \\\"Sweet Magnolia (And The Travelling Salesman)\\\"; and the tender \\\"Believe In Me\\\" which is decent, but still frustratingly slight. He does end the album with the moody environmentally-themed rocker \\\"Gone Too Far\\\" which, despite unimaginative lyrics, is excellently catchy.\\n\\nSo, it's rough sailing at times with this album, but with all of the excellent material that it does contain, it's very worthwhile and a must for any serious fan, and it makes for a solid starting point for new/ casual fans as well.\",\n \"Product: [Note: This product is an authorized CD-R and is manufactured on demand]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: who could resist this?\\n\\nReview: The debut solo album from Basia (last name Trzetrzelewska) continues her collaboration with Danny White, the two of whom had previously worked together as members of the group Matt Bianco on the 1984 album \\\"Who's Side Are You On\\\". That album includes the popular \\\"Half A Minute\\\", which has Basia on lead vocals, and it clearly paved the way for this album. Basia has a somewhat muted presence on \\\"Whose Side Are You On\\\", not contributing to any of the songwriting, and contributing far less vocally than one, in hindsight, would expect. On one hand, this \\\"Time And Tide\\\" album is cut from a similar cloth as \\\"Whose Side Are You On\\\", but I find this disc to be a huge step forward. With better songwriting, a less gimmicky/ less 'dated' sound, and of course, Basia completely taking over the lead vocals, the pair struck gold here--this is a terrific album, simply put.\\n\\nBasia is out of this world as a vocalist. She's got a total command of her huge, riveting voice, alternating brilliantly between tender, seductive passages and powerful, thrilling climaxes, and she does so without shipping over into show-biz schmaltz. She's got a huge vocal range that she gets a ton of mileage out of. Although the liner notes don't explicitly say so, I believe Basia also handles ALL of the harmony vocals on the entire CD, to glorious effect.\\n\\nBasia and her \\\"silent partner\\\" Danny White produced the album, and they also handled all of the songwriting except for Peter Ross' lyrics on 5 of the 10 songs (including the US top 10 adult contemporary hits \\\"Promises\\\" and \\\"New Day For You\\\").\\n\\nInspiration and class run rampant here. There are loads of great instrumental flavorings such as the sudden blasts of 'xylophone' (synthesizer?) on \\\"Run For Cover\\\", moody 'clavinet' that comes in on the second verse of \\\"Freeze Thaw\\\", vibraphone on \\\"New Day For You\\\", funky electric guitar on \\\"Prime Time TV\\\", and Fender Rhodes-style keyboards on many of the songs.\\n\\nOn the one hand, this is a dance-pop album, with a majority of the songs being uptempo and beat-oriented--the sassy \\\"Run For Cover\\\", the raging \\\"Freeze Thaw\\\", the upbeat yet contemplative \\\"New Day For You\\\", and the slyly humorous \\\"Prime Time TV\\\" (partly reminiscent of \\\"Dance Hall Days\\\" by Wang Chung) are all mind-bogglingly catchy and infectious. At the same time, this is a mature adult contemporary pop album, with lots of fun and witty lyrics and barely anything that even remotely resembles sappiness. Songs such as \\\"Promises\\\" and \\\"New Day For You\\\", as their respective chart placings indicate, fall easily into both categories.\\n\\nUnlike a lot of dance-pop records, this one DOESN'T come to a grinding halt with the ballads. Actually, the only time they really slow the tempo is on the hit title track, an excellently tuneful ballad. Other quasi-ballads like the breezy, stripped-down \\\"From Now On\\\" and the Astrud Gilberto tribute \\\"Astrud\\\" give you something of a breather from the more rousing tracks, and yet they're taken at brisk tempos and saturated with Latin rhythms, and like virtually everything, these songs are wonderfully melodic and catchy.\\n\\nAnything at all to complain about? Well, there are some quite minor gripes (few things in life are truly perfect, I suppose). Basia's warning cries of \\\"I'll get mad!\\\" on the swinging \\\"How Dare You\\\" are corny, but otherwise the song is in the same league as the aforementioned dance-pop gems contained herein. \\\"Promises\\\" has a slightly sugary, repeated chorus, but it's still a fine, fine way to start the album. And the gently-swinging \\\"Miles Away\\\", although a fine song in its own right, does reek ever-so-slightly of being a forced attempt to end the album on an upbeat feel-good note. These are just minor gripes of an overall terrific CD.\\n\\nAnd I can't finish without making a special mention of \\\"New Day For You\\\", one of the best pop songs of the '80s, a song so great it practically makes the whole CD worth owning on its own. With a looping three chord keyboard sequence seemingly nicked from Sister Sledge's \\\"Reach Your Peak\\\" (and later 'borrowed' again by George Michael for \\\"Too Funky\\\"), this is one of those songs with such a deathless groove that it just never gets old no matter how many times I hear it. Basia's vocals never come across any better, and of course, this is the one with that orgasmic extended high note which she belts out in full voice at the end of the first chorus, and the whole song works absolutely ravishingly.\\n\\nAs an interesting sidenote, Danny White is the younger brother of Peter White. Peter, who is probably best-known for his lengthy association with Al Stewart, even appears on this record--witness his unmistakable acoustic guitar solo on \\\"Promises\\\".\\n\\nIf you're fanatical about 1980s pop-rock/ dance-pop, this is a unique and indispensable entry for your collection. \\\"Time And Tide\\\" definitely ranks as a must-have.\",\n \"Product: .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: lacks variety, but an excellently crafted and powerful album\\n\\nReview: Originally released in October of 1995, \\\"Ozzmosis\\\" is an fantastic CD. Although there is a clear lack of variety, both tonally and stylistically, it's more than made up for by the terrific craftsmanship of the material, including expert use of dynamics, plus Ozzy's uniquely sincere and expressive vocals. The end result is a gripping listen, with soaring metal ballads like \\\"Ghost Behind My Eyes\\\", \\\"See You On The Other Side\\\", and \\\"Tomorrow\\\"; and super-heavy kickass rockers like \\\"Perry Mason\\\", \\\"Thunder Underground\\\", and \\\"My Jekyll Doesn't Hide\\\". The hit power ballad \\\"I Just Want You\\\" is also haunting and undeniably powerful. The only real weak track on the disc is also the least characteristic--the schlocky, piano-laden album closing ballad \\\"Old L.A. Tonight\\\". They also mix things up with the compelling, sitar-drenched ballad \\\"My Little Man\\\".\\n\\nI'm always skeptical as to how much Ozzy really contributes to the writing of the material on his albums, and indeed there are a ton of outside writers here, including 'hacks' like Jim Vallance, Mark Hudson, Steve Dudas, and John Purdell. Naturally, Geezer Butler (who happens to be on bass here) and guitarist Zakk Wylde also get some co-writes. In the end, I think Ozzy, Zakk, and producer Michael Beinhorn deserve a lot of credit for bringing it all together into a cohesive, sincere-sounding, and powerful disc. \\\"Ozzmosis\\\" is a must-have.\",\n \"Product: 22 Bit SBM Digital Re-Master of the original 8 tracks plus bonus track not available on the original album. TRACKS: 1. Bark At The Moon 2. You're No Different 3. Now You See It(Now You Don't) 4. Rock 'N' Roll Rebel 5. Centre Of Eternity 6. So Tired 7. Slow Down 8. Waiting For Darkness BONUS TRACK - Spiders In The Night\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: well-crafted and highly enjoyable... in its original form, anyway\\n\\nReview: It feels a bit weird reviewing Ozzy's 1983 album \\\"Bark At The Moon\\\" in light of the \\\"remastered\\\" version that came out on CD in 2002. According to certain fans, the 2002 version of \\\"Bark...\\\" is a travesty due to drastic remixing and/ or re-recording of parts, or whatever. \\\"Bark...\\\" had already come out on CD in 1995, not just with a bonus track, but also with what was claimed to be a 22-bit digital remaster, so it's quite sad to think this very well done reissue was pulled out of print in favor of a tainted version of the album. Ideally, I'd be able to post separate reviews for each of these two versions of \\\"Bark At The Moon\\\", but unfortunately, here at Amazon, the reviews for both versions are all lumped together instead of separated on their respective pages like they should be.\\n\\nThat said, my rating applies to the 1995 remastered CD. Making no reference to the 2002 version, \\\"Bark At The Moon\\\" is a real good hard rocking album. The late Randy Rhoads was replaced by Jake E. Lee, and in all fairness, Lee was a hell of a guitarist in his own right--okay, maybe the guy does get a little carried away with the whammy bar at times, but it's a very minor quibble. You've also got to figure that Lee was heavily involved in the songwriting, despite not being credited, and Bob Daisley was probably chipping in as well, although perhaps to a lesser extent. It's extremely surprising, as well as suspicious, that Ozzy receives the sole writing credit for all the songs on the album.\\n\\nIn any case, Ozzy's in excellent vocal form here, not counting \\\"So Tired\\\". Ozzy really has a great voice for this kind of stuff, and he's well captured in the mix--not too far out front, but not overly buried either.\\n\\nThe hook-heavy title track, with its rapid-fire riffing, gets the album off to a great, exciting start, with that 3 note snippet of the vocal melody recalling \\\"Sabbath Bloody Sabbath\\\". \\\"Now You See It (Now You Don't)\\\" is a superbly crafted mid-tempo tune packed with great riffs and vocal hooks. \\\"Centre Of Eternity\\\" has a 1+ minute long church-y intro before finally kicking into a thrilling fast-paced rocker with an edgy main riff and excellent guitar fills/ soloing. The main album portion ends with the nicely moody \\\"Waiting For Darkness\\\".\\n\\nA couple tunes find Ozzy 'fighting back' against his detractors. \\\"Rock 'N' Roll Rebel\\\" is a pretty lame lyrically, but it's really catchy and energetic. The keyboard-based power ballad \\\"You're No Different\\\" is arrestingly creepy and engagingly melodic--it really gets under your skin.\\n\\nThere are some cheesy keyboards that crop up here and there, especially on the somewhat corny \\\"Slow Down\\\"--it's not a bad tune, but it is a rather uncomfortable mix of hard rock and synth-pop.\\n\\nThe one genuinely lousy track is the incredibly sappy, painfully forced orchestrated ballad \\\"So Tired\\\"--it sticks out like a total sore thumb on here. Give me a break, who in the right mind is going to find this kind of ill-conceived wannabe schlock convincing?\\n\\nThe bonus track is interesting though. \\\"Spiders In The Night\\\" actually incorporates some swing-jazz flavoring, and it works quite well, making for an intriguing departure.\\n\\nOverall, a really good album, and although the remastered CD version from 1995 is out of print, at the moment it seems to be pretty easy to get a used copy of it at a very reasonable price, so keep your eyes peeled for it if you don't already have it.\",\n \"Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\\n\\nReview: Ozzy's \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\\n\\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \\\"Shot In The Dark\\\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\\n\\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\\n\\n\\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \\\"Bark At The Moon\\\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.\",\n \"Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\\n\\nReview: Ozzy's \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\\n\\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \\\"Shot In The Dark\\\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\\n\\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\\n\\n\\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \\\"Bark At The Moon\\\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.\",\n \"Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\\n\\nReview: Ozzy's \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\\n\\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \\\"Shot In The Dark\\\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\\n\\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\\n\\n\\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \\\"Bark At The Moon\\\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.\",\n \"Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: workmanlike and thoroughly respectable, but barely ever rises above the level of average\\n\\nReview: Ozzy's \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" was originally released in early 1986, and it seems a bit like something that was cranked out merely to satisfy the record company's thirst for another album. Don't get me wrong though--this is not a BAD album at all.\\n\\nRegardless of how much Ozzy hates the hit \\\"Shot In The Dark\\\" nowadays, it's quite a strong song: an engagingly melodic rock ballad with excellent guitarwork and atmospheric synth.\\n\\nAs for the remaining tracks... Well, this is one of the most average albums I've ever heard in my life. Again, this is not to say it's BAD, because it's not--track after track has moderately engaging melodicism, although none of the tunes are particularly catchy, and the lyrics tend to be on the weak side as well. Ozzy doesn't strike me as sounding particularly inspired vocally, but I think this goes hand-in-hand with the material being so-so. Ozzy aside, I don't have any bones to pick with the performances or the production, it's really just the material that's problematic. All that said, this is an album that you won't feel COMPELLED to turn off once it's playing, yet it never really makes you jump out of your seat either.\\n\\n\\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" is the second and last studio album from Ozzy featuring Jake E. Lee on guitar, and it certainly isn't as inspired as \\\"Bark At The Moon\\\", Lee's first with Ozzy. \\\"The Ultimate Sin\\\" isn't a must-miss, but it's best left for diehard Ozzy fans.\",\n \"Product: Excessive, coke fuelled monster from '97, fts \\\"D'You Know What I Mean?\\\" & \\\"Stand By Me\\\".\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: riding a wave of glory--a gloriously epic, hook-heavy 3rd album from Oasis\\n\\nReview: Released in August of 1997, Oasis' 3rd album \\\"Be Here Now\\\" has been much maligned over the years, not just by critics and fans, but by Noel Gallagher himself, which is a real shame because this is actually a great album that finds Oasis embracing their strengths wholeheartedly. One highly noticeable difference with \\\"Be Here Now\\\" is that Oasis dropped that late '60s-style reverb-heavy sound that's so prominent on tracks like \\\"Don't Look Back In Anger\\\". Oasis' huge sound had already been in full force on \\\"Definitely Maybe\\\" and to a lesser extent \\\"(What's The Story) Morning Glory?\\\", but Noel wanted to take this a step further yet--the clear goal with \\\"Be Here Now\\\" was to make a huge, sweeping, epic rock & roll album, and regardless of what Noel may say, they succeeded beyond all belief. Noel wrote all the songs on \\\"Be Here Now\\\"; he has confessed that certain songs here had been written prior to the first album \\\"Definitely Maybe, but frankly, that's just a further testament to the mass quantity of great songs he had at his disposal in his songbook. Seriously, Noel Gallagher was 27 years old when \\\"Definitely Maybe\\\" came out in August of 1994, and it's an easy guess that he'd been doing plenty of songwriting before that time, so it makes sense he had a lot of material at hand considering his level of songwriting talent. Song after song on \\\"Be Here Now\\\" has ultra-catchy hooks, and the album's extremely dense sound gives the album an all-encompassing feel, not unlike George Harrison's \\\"All Things Must Pass\\\", and this sound really works wonders here. Don't get the wrong idea that the huge sound of \\\"Be Here Now\\\" is indicative of it being music to knuckleheadedly chant along to in big arenas; think more along the lines of \\\"Hey Jude\\\"--the anthemic feel is mostly genuine, and there really is depth here. I want to point out that the lyrics here are actually far more sincere and emotional than a lot of people would lead you to believe--it's not just a bunch of obvious hippy-dippy rhyming of the kind that John Power from Cast specialized in, just to make a comparison. Oasis don't rush through things here, and that's another positive aspect--most of the songs are fittingly taken at that 'laidback Oasis tempo', and the album's pacing is masterful, using extended intros and outtros to sort of ease you along. Apart from Noel's excellent feature on \\\"Magic Pie\\\", it's Liam Gallagher on lead vocals for all of the songs, and his rough-around-the-edges vocals are superb--always convicing and carrying a great deal of emotional weight. To name a handful of the terrific songs here, there the anthemic \\\"D'You Know What I Mean?\\\"; the rip-roaring high-speed rocker \\\"My Big Mouth\\\"; the wistful \\\"Magic Pie\\\"; the cautionary, Allman Brothers-ish, roadhouse blues-flavored \\\"Fade In-Out\\\"; and the rousing, uplifting rocker \\\"It's Getting Better (Man!!)\\\". I'm not going to say that the album NEVER goes at all overboard--I won't argue that it was really necessary to include a reprise of \\\"All Around The World\\\" when the song itself is already over 9 minutes long, and the jokey, out-of-place tacked-on ending of \\\"Magic Pie\\\" sounds foolish. \\\"Stand By Me\\\" does have a little bridge section that very briefly pushes the song into melodramatic territory, but otherwise it's a wonderfully bittersweet power ballad with a singalong chorus. \\\"All Around The World\\\" does have some admittedly hokey lyrics, but the enormous build-up really gets under your skin. The title track and the uptempo \\\"I Hope, I Think, I Know\\\" are a lot of fun as well, and \\\"Don't Go Away\\\" is a lovely tender ballad with a refreshingly stripped-down coda. Regardless of how derivative Oasis may be, they really did hit upon a great distinctive signature sound which is heard in all of its glory on \\\"Be Here Now\\\", a genuine '90s masterpiece.\",\n \"Product: Quite an impressive debut album from the 23 year old Jackson Browne! Includes the 1972 top ten hit Doctor My Eyes plus Song for Adam; A Child in These Hills; Something Fine; Looking Into You and more.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: a good start, but not as powerful as what was soon to come\\n\\nReview: Jackson Browne's fans typically claim his debut album to be a masterpiece, more or less at the same level as \\\"Late For The Sky\\\". In actuality though, it's quite a way off from that level. Basically, this album serves as a rough template of things to come, and it sounds a lot different than any other album he ever made. This has a much stronger folk-rock leaning than even his very next album (1973's \\\"For Everyman\\\"). Another thing is that Jackson's vocals hadn't fully matured, and he actually sounds raspier and more low-toned here than he does on 1976's \\\"The Pretender\\\", undoubtedly due to cigarettes and/ or other drugs--it's no coincidence that the closest his vocals ever came to sounding like this again is on the track \\\"Cocaine\\\" from the \\\"Running On Empty\\\" album. As for Jackson's songwriting, he's covering the same kind of lyrical territory as he would subsequently on \\\"Late For The Sky\\\", but the lyrics here aren't as striking. On \\\"Song For Adam\\\" for instance, the lyrics are rather pretentious with certain lines being very predictable, though at the same time, musically the song does have an arresting, haunting quality. One of the stronger tracks here is \\\"A Child In These Hills\\\" which is about adapting to an unfamiliar place--it's very melodically pretty with a strong Jackson vocal, and it's winningly earnest, although the lyrics are slightly unimaginative and repetitive, and it's marred by the annoyingly repetitive harmonica at the end. \\\"From Silver Lake\\\", which has a counter song sung by Leah Kunkel (once the wife of drummer Russ Kunkel), is also solid. A couple tracks suffer from the arrangements--the uptempo, jazzy arrangement of \\\"Doctor My Eyes\\\" undercuts the serious intent of the song, although it probably has a lot to do with why it became a hit; and the manic congas on \\\"Under The Falling Sky\\\" are overkill. There's a sugariness to both \\\"Doctor My Eyes\\\" and \\\"Rock Me On The Water\\\", and that leads to another thing working against the album: David Crosby's sickly-sweet layered harmony vocals as heard on \\\"Jamaica Say You Will\\\" and \\\"Doctor My Eyes\\\". Jackson does end the album in terrific, moving fashion with the gentle \\\"My Opening Farewell\\\" which proves he was already capable of greatness. Quite a flawed album, but also *quite* promising, and in retrospect he certainly followed through on his promise, to say the least. \\\"Late For The Sky\\\" is definitely one of the best albums ever, no question about that. However, with this first one, it's really exaggerating to say this is one of his best albums--I think it gets overrated largely due to sentimental reasons. It is pretty good though, and interesting for any true fan, but it's not where you should start if you're new to his music.\",\n \"Product: Certified Multi-Platinum (4 times) by the RIAA. (11/01)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: not as brilliantly-conceived as the classic debut, but a highly enjoyable sophomore album\\n\\nReview: I somewhat disagree with those who say that 1979's \\\"Candy-O\\\" is a carbon copy of the Cars' debut. Granted, it's not a drastic departure by any means, but the vibe is distinctly different--the rhythm guitars generally get pushed to the background and sound brittle; Greg Hawkes' synthesizer work is more prominent; and Elliot Easton is given more room to shine with his brilliant lead guitar work. The result is an intriguingly claustrophobic listening experience.\\n\\nAll the songs here are written by Ric Ocasek, and it's a fine batch indeed. A couple of the tunes are forgettable, particularly \\\"You Can't Hold On Too Long\\\" and the wimpily-harmonized \\\"Since I Held You\\\". And there's also the annoying, forced-sounding, albeit mercifully-brief experimental number \\\"Shoo Be Doo\\\". But otherwise the album is extremely pleasing, with great tunes such as the lovely mid-tempo ballad \\\"It's All I Can Do\\\"; the stipped-down, yet neatly textured and hook-heavy pop-rocker \\\"Double Life\\\" (great licks from Easton); and the riffy, ominously rocking \\\"Night Spots\\\". There are minor gripes you could make here and there--\\\"Let's Go\\\" feels kinda disjointed and insubstantial, the title track feels a bit TOO 'hip' for its own good, and the uptempo \\\"Got A Lot On My Head\\\" suffers a little from the overly cheesy 'Farfisa' organ, but these same tunes are still stuffed with irresistibly catchy hooks.\\n\\nAll in all, not as consistent or brilliantly-conceived as the self-titled debut, \\\"Candy-O\\\" is lots of fun regardless.\",\n \"Product: CD Org. 1987 Usa Pressing\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: drastically underrated, great final album from The Cars\\n\\nReview: It`s really hard for me to understand why the Cars' final album, 1987's \\\"Door to Door\\\", is so commonly referred to as a disappointment. Accusations such as this being a \\\"last gasp\\\" or that the band was \\\"out of gas\\\" are typical with this album--that's incredibly unfair & inaccurate.\\n\\nIronically, although a lot of music from this era suffered from `synth-mania' & bad production in general, this album actually used the modernized production values to its advantage--the album was produced by Ric Ocasek with additional production from his band-mate Greg Hawkes, & they did a great job, providing the album with a sound that jumps out at you, and the only time it gets annoying is on the opening song, the overly-'hip' rocker \\\"Leave Or Stay\\\".\\n\\nAlthough \\\"Door to Door\\\" is certainly not without similarity to the previous album \\\"Heartbeat City\\\", the overall vibe is considerably different--this was clearly an intentional move, & maybe it's part of what turns fans off--here, there's more of an emphasis on Rock & less of an emphasis on synth-pop, despite the fact that there are, unsurprisingly, a lot of synthesizers on here. \\\"Double Trouble\\\" is a great, moody rocker--it largely wavers back & forth between two power chords, but it has an arresting, ominous feel & a great lead vocal from the late Benjamin Orr. The catchy \\\"Everything You Say\\\" is an up tempo, yet haunting minor-keyed song with jangly rhythm guitar. The album closes with the propulsive, fast-paced title track which has an irresistible song-opening guitar riff--it's kind of a cross between hardcore punk & speed metal--it sure does sound a heck of a lot different than anything on \\\"Heartbeat City\\\", but it works. The mid-tempo rocker \\\"Strap Me In\\\" is characteristic Ocasek, and it's a solid, catchy tune & has a great guitar solo from Elliot Easton.\\n\\nThere are a couple terrific ballads. \\\"Wound Up On You\\\" has some chord changes that are unusually imaginative for Ocasek, & they're highly effective & help give the song a dreamy quality. \\\"Fine Line\\\" is one of the most arrestingly gloomy songs ever recorded--it chills you to the core, featuring Easton's brilliant, powerful guitar work. The up tempo, wistful & breezy \\\"Go Away\\\" is another damn good song, with a great chorus--it was co-written by Ocasek & Hawkes, with the rest of the songs being written solely by Ocasek. \\\"You Are the Girl\\\" does very much recall the feel of \\\"You Might Think\\\" from \\\"Heartbeat City\\\", & it's sugary, but it's a fun feel-good tune. \\\"Coming Up You\\\", with its drum machine & `toy' keyboard sound, strongly recalls the \\\"Shake It Up\\\" era, & it's a bit tired sounding, but it's still nicely tuneful. A couple tracks had originally been recorded by the group in 1977 & were re-recorded for this album--the aforementioned \\\"Leave Or Stay\\\" is rather dumb & has a frustratingly slight chorus, but the upbeat, rocking, ultra-catchy \\\"Ta Ta Wayo Wayo\\\" is a blast.\\n\\n\\\"Door to Door\\\" is an album I keep coming back to over time. I really don't see why so many listeners are so hard on it. There's so much great stuff here, and it's so thoroughly enjoyable overall, that it really does rank as a must-have.\",\n \"Product: Bread ~ Baby Im A Want You\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: pleasant, but very average\\n\\nReview: Bread's \\\"Baby I'm-A Want You\\\" album, originally released in January of 1972, is a pleasant affair, but it wallows around in averageness. It sounds as though the band just wasn't that inspired.\\n\\nSix of the twelve songs are David Gates solo compositions, and though his talent for songcraft is clearly in evidence, he's considerably off his game. The breezy title track was a big time hit, and the melody is certainly very nice, but it's a tad corny lyrically, and in retrospect, the song sounds like a dry run of sorts for David's 1974 version of \\\"Never Let Her Go\\\" (a song he'd actually written in the mid-'60s). \\\"Everything I Own\\\", written for David's father who had passed away, is pretty and well-written, but David oversings it a little. The album-opening \\\"Mother Freedom\\\" is reasonably catchy, but this attempt at rocking out feels forced, and the lyrics are corny and strained. The fiddle-laced \\\"This Isn't What The Governmeant\\\" (no, that's NOT a typo) again suffers from strained lyrics. The \\\"If\\\"-style ballad \\\"Diary\\\" is neatly arranged and has some really nice imagery and flow to the lyrics, but it's disappointingly anti-climactic. \\\"Daughter\\\" is a nice little McCartney-esque ballad-rocker with David and James sharing the lead vocals, though it's no great shakes.\\n\\nThe songwriting duo of James Griffin and former Bread member Robb Royer have just two songs here, but each of them are surprisingly strong. \\\"Dream Lady\\\" starts off dreamy indeed, solidly melodic and well-sung by James, and the song eventually gives way to a middle section that rocks out nicely with organ and guitar soloing. The fine acoustic-based ballad \\\"Games Of Magic\\\" is another dreamy tune with great keyboard work from Larry Knechtel.\\n\\nThe album ends with two solo compositions from Griffin. \\\"Just Like Yesterday\\\" is a nice piano-based ballad. However, \\\"I Don't Love You\\\" recalls the overwrought Griffin-Royer 'rockers' on \\\"On The Waters\\\", with James singing in an incredibly annoying 'blues' voice on the first verse, although mercifully he goes back to a more normal voice for the rest of the song apart from a brief snippet on the fade.\\n\\nThere's also an annoying jazzy 'soul' number with \\\"Nobody Like You\\\", sung by Griffin and written by Knechtel, Griffin, and Gates. The jangly uptempo pop-rocker \\\"Down On My Knees\\\", written by Griffin and Gates, again suffers from those annoying 'gutsy' Griffin vocals.\\n\\nSo, all in all, this really isn't a bad album, and Bread fans will find it enjoyably listenable, but it sure is a disappointment, not least due to the fact that Gates seems to have been in a considerable rut at the time.\",\n \"Product: I'm Alive\\nJackson Browne | Format: Audio CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: terrific--spellbinding--a brilliant record by Jackson Browne\\n\\nReview: In all honesty, I didn't have high expectations for Jackson Browne's 1993 album \\\"I'm Alive\\\". It's not that I had LOW expectations, but it's just that I'm used to key '70s artists being, not necessarily washed up by the mid-'90s, but generally past their prime. I started listening to \\\"I'm Alive\\\", getting deeper into it... It wasn't long before I realized that this is not just another album. It's no wonder this was hailed as a comeback--the 4+ year time span between this album & his previous album \\\"World In Motion\\\" was the longest gap he'd ever had between albums--but it's not the kind of deal where some artist has put out a bunch of misguided albums, & then goes back to their \\\"classic sound\\\" & ends up with an album that's at least decent as opposed to poor. Quite simply, this is a masterpiece. Jackson wrote every song here himself, & the album is supremely tasteful--you won't find a single drop of the distressing arena rock leanings that are found (on certain tracks) on the \\\"Lawyers In Love\\\" & \\\"Lives In The Balance\\\" albums. This album is not without a '90s adult contemporary sheen, with the occasional atmospheric synthesizer & \\\"politely\\\"-distorted guitars, but it works beautifully thanks to one primary ingredient: Jackson Browne. Yes, the melodies are great & the lyrics are great, but there's something else to it--a charisma element coming from Jackson... When he starts to sing, it captivates & you can't help but become immersed in it. Even when he sings a simple line like \\\"I don't want to live without your love again\\\", from \\\"I'll Do Anything\\\", he does it with such gentle desperation, it's captivating. There are a couple of spellbinding, haunting minor-keyed songs on here with \\\"I'll Do Anything\\\" & \\\"Too Many Angels\\\", & a great bluesy-rocker with \\\"Miles Away\\\" (with a melody reminiscent of \\\"Disco Apocalypse\\\"), but all the other songs are in major keys, & even with so much sorrow in the lyrics, the songs are breathtakingly bittersweet & life affirming. For instance, on \\\"My Problem Is You\\\", the lyric is about the frustration of waiting for a lover to come around, but with the music & Jackson's vocal, it expresses these feelings in a wistful, upbeat, laid back way that is absolutely beautiful--it even masks that the verse melody is a carbon copy of \\\"Somebody's Baby\\\"--it doesn't FEEL like a recycling of it (the song also strongly recalls \\\"Enough Of The Night\\\" from \\\"World In Motion\\\"). Also notice Jackson slipping some great humor into the album--the sarcastic lyrics (which have an ad-libbed feel) on the fade of \\\"My Problem Is You\\\", & his reggae raps on the giddy, irresistible reggae-flavored \\\"pop\\\"-rock tune \\\"Everywhere I Go\\\". The album-opener, the brilliantly-crafted, driving title track, is a reflection on a very serious relationship that has just ended, & it's so defiant & full of hope, it's overwhelmingly cathartic. \\\"Take This Rain\\\" & the heart-wrenching \\\"Two of Me, Two of You\\\" both display eloquent, beautfully sad, hard hitting romantic lyrics which are beautfully sung by Jackson--he is in *outstanding* vocal form for the entire album. Clearly Jackson is still an obsessive perfectionist when it comes to his vocals--on \\\"My Problem Is You\\\" alone, there are noticeable \\\"cuts\\\" as if different vocal takes have been spliced together--but you can't blame the guy when he's in such terrific voice. The epic, \\\"Late For the Sky\\\"-ish \\\"Sky Blue and Black\\\" masterfully brings closure to the album. In a way, it makes the last song, \\\"All Good Things\\\", feel like a bonus track. With its message--that although \\\"all good things got to come to an end\\\", other good things will come & take their place in one's life--it seems that Jackson wanted to end the album on a little bit more of an upbeat style as opposed to the extremely sad (but beautiful) \\\"Sky Blue and Black\\\", although ending the album saying that \\\"all good things got to come to an end\\\" is not exactly a cheerful album closer. \\\"All Good Things\\\" is a bit slight & feels somewhat like a toss-off, but it's still strong--every other song on the album though, is flat-out superb, & I really mean it. I'd like to mention \\\"Sky Blue and Black\\\" again... Wow, almost beyond belief--it finds Jackson basically taking all the blame for a broken relationship, & it's such an overwhelmingly bittersweet, tender, heart-tugging love song, it's impossible--impossible, that is, for anyone except Jackson--it's no wonder listeners would say it's the best song he's ever done. Jackson had already repeatedly proven himself a unquestionable master of resonating songwriting & performance well over a decade before this album came out, & with this album, it doesn't feel at all like he was trying to make a \\\"comeback\\\" per se--he simply dug deep down once again, drawing from his own personal misfortunte, & shared his insightful wisdom with us, expressing himself in a profound, poetic, deeply inspiring way. He gives everything on here & how can you ask for more than that? Seriously, I can't even tell you how great this album is. If the compliments I've given to this album sound like the same things you could say about the \\\"Late For The Sky\\\" album, well, that's because like \\\"Late For The Sky\\\", this is classic Jackson Browne. I don't mean it's merely in his classic STYLE--this is truly another masterpiece in his discography. If you've ever been moved by Jackson's music & haven't given this album a try yet, grab a copy & really listen to it--it's essential. By coming out with an album this special & stunning at this point in his career, if anything, he showed to us all he's even more of a genius than some may have given him credit for. Listening to \\\"I'm Alive\\\", it makes you feel glad that you're alive too.\",\n \"Product: Out-of-print in the US. Q (8/00, p.123) - 4 stars out of 5 - \\\"...Finds the singer/songwriter on the top of his game....blues-rock gold...\\\" . Warner.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a lesser, but worthy sequel to his self-titled debut\\n\\nReview: Much has been made about 1971's \\\"Stephen Stills 2\\\" being a major disappointment that suffers from egregious overproduction. Yes, this is a clear dropoff in quality from Stills' first solo album from 1970, but not a HUGE dropoff. Even with its flaws, this is still a solid effort.\\n\\n\\\"Nothin' To Do But Today\\\" is a super fun, laidback country-blues rocker. The droning folk tune \\\"Know You Got To Run\\\" is captivating and hypnotic, with revealing lyrics reportedly written about Neil Young (and partially recycled from \\\"Everybody I Love You\\\"). \\\"Singin' Call\\\" is a soothing acoustic ballad. \\\"Marianne\\\" is an irresistible, swinging pop-rocker graced by Stephen's excellent falsetto vocals. \\\"Fishes And Scorpions\\\" starts off ultra-dreamy, with its intertwining layers of reverb-laden guitar and Stephen's smooth vocals, and it works up to a fiery guitar solo. \\\"Relaxing Town\\\" rocks, although it has a sadly anti-climactic sudden ending. \\\"Sugar Babe\\\", extremely similar to the previous album's \\\"Church (Part of Someone)\\\", is well-written and effective in its own right, although marred by the excessive fuzz bass/ guitar.\\n\\nIn all likelihood, the most well-known/ well-remembered song from the album is the album-opener \\\"Change Partners\\\"--it's a nicely-melodic country pop-rocker, but it's a little overcooked, with disjointed shifts from the 3/4 verses to the 4/4 chorus. \\\"Marianne\\\", like \\\"Change Partners\\\", also reached the top 50 of the US Billboard Singles chart. But probably the second most well-known song here is the Dylan-esque \\\"Word Game\\\", which is a mixed bag--blatantly structured like \\\"It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)\\\", Stephen resorts to misguided sloppy rambling, despite his excellent, moody acoustic guitar backing.\\n\\nSpeaking of misguided... For whatever reason, Stills seems to have taken fancy to Chicago--the band that is--as evident by the three horn-soaked numbers \\\"Open Secret\\\", \\\"Ecology Song\\\", and \\\"Bluebird Revisited\\\", and considering Chicago's incredible lameness up to that time (in large part anyway, the classic \\\"Beginnings\\\" notwithstanding), this is a damn shame indeed. The horn arrangement on \\\"Ecology Song\\\" is laughably schlocky and obnoxious, sounding EXACTLY like late '60s/ early '70s Chicago, plus it's got an awful song-ending trumpet/ flugelhorn solo. The extended, conga-heavy instrumental coda on \\\"Open Secret\\\" is again unmistakeably reminiscent of contemporaneous Chicago; however, the main song portion of it is excellently-written and even moving, and thankfully doesn't suffer TOO badly from horn excess.\\n\\nStephen Stills was a real ambitious dude back in the early '70s, and although his ambitions didn't serve him as well on \\\"Stephen Stills 2\\\" as they had on its predecessor, this is still a strong collection with Stills' enormous talent very much in evidence.\",\n \"Product: Audio Cassette\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a glorious end to a glorious era\\n\\nReview: It's said that good things can never last. Genesis reeled off one brilliant album after another in the '80s, as did Phil Collins with his solo career. Although Phil has teased us with the idea of recording with Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford again, 1991's \\\"We Can't Dance\\\" remains their last album together to date. In retrospect, Tony has admitted he was surprised at the time that Phil wanted to do another Genesis album in light of his massive commercial success as a solo artist, and it's been said repeatedly that people feel Phil was really running the show on \\\"We Can't Dance\\\". All of this is extremely surprising. Way back around the time of the album's release, there was a wonderful special on The Disney Channel called \\\"No Admittance\\\" which was basically a \\\"making of\\\" for \\\"We Can't Dance\\\"--it showed 3 guys who were great friends getting along extremely well, in great spirit, still brimming with creativity, and very much working as a unit; it also didn't try to pretend that the making of the album was entirely smooth sailing--it showed Phil having a very difficult time getting the lead vocal for \\\"Never A Time\\\" in tune. Quite simply, Genesis delivered yet another terrific album with \\\"We Can't Dance\\\".\\n\\nThe album runs over 70 minutes, and the guys used the long running time to really do some musical exploring. \\\"Since I Lost You\\\", written about the death of Eric Clapton's son, is a stately, doo-wop-flavored ballad that sounds very uncharacteristic for Genesis, and they pull it off very nicely. The album also harkens back to the sound of \\\"Abacab\\\" with Phil's crisp, live drumming, and the use of REAL drums opposed to the electronic drums heavily used on \\\"Invisible Touch\\\". \\\"Driving The Last Spike\\\" is a 10+ minute epic about the building of England's Railways in the early 1800s, with a bravura vocal performance from Phil, and simply packed with their trademark dynamics and tension-building drama. \\\"Way Of The World\\\" is a soaring, achingly bittersweet power ballad with a superb, nuanced Collins vocal. \\\"Dreaming While You Sleep\\\" is a chilling song about a hit-and-run accident sung from the point of view of the perpetrator. \\\"Living Forever\\\" is a somewhat whimsical song about the conflicting nature of health/ nutritional reports and to not let them distort your sense of reality (something that certainly does happen to people); it's catchy, with a moody bridge, very Beatle-esque backing vocals, and an extended instrumental coda. \\\"Tell Me Why\\\" is one of Phil's characteristic social comments--it's an enjoyable track, with excellent 12-string electric guitarwork, but the lyrics are admittedly quite rote and it feels like relative filler compared to all the gems contained herein. A whopping FIVE tracks from this album gave the band top 25 hit singles in the US. Of these, there are a couple of their trademark tender, beautifully melodic ballads--the soaring \\\"Never A Time\\\" which is like the \\\"Throwing It All Away\\\" of this album; and the smokey, atmospheric \\\"Hold On My Heart\\\" which is like the \\\"In Too Deep\\\". \\\"No Son Of Mine\\\" is a devastatingly powerful epic about a kid who's disowned from his father. The other two are quite ballsy--\\\"Jesus He Knows Me\\\" is a catchy uptempo track with lyrics, about a totally crass television evengelist, that are right on the money; and the bluesy \\\"I Can't Dance\\\" has grumbling rhythm guitar and lots of sound effects, plus cartoonish, self-mocking lyrics--again, really uncharacteristic of Genesis, but they were obviously trying to throw people for a loop with this song, and a lot of fun it is. The album ends with \\\"Fading Lights\\\", another 10+ minute track, and it stuffs an extended, progressive rock-style instrumental section in between a heart-breakingly beautiful ballad that suggests maybe Genesis really knew at the time this was the end of an era.\\n\\nAll in all, a great album--unquestionably a must-have. \\\"We Can't Dance\\\" was originally released in November of 1991, and like other albums from the early '90s that were major commercial successes, you can get this DIRT cheap on CD--if you see this on CD for $3 in a used bin in solid condition, it's an absolute STEAL.\",\n \"Product: Both Sides Phil Collins CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a very serious (with a capital 'S') album, and powerfully so\\n\\nReview: With his 1993 album \\\"Both Sides\\\", Phil Collins made an even more deeply serious (with a capital 'S') album than he had with his 1989 predecessor \\\"...But Seriously\\\". Certainly serious songs were nothing new for Phil--after all, this is the man who wrote songs such as \\\"Man On The Corner\\\", \\\"Take Me Home\\\", \\\"Another Day In Paradise\\\", and so many others. Still, Phil really did turn a musical corner with \\\"Both Sides\\\"--that said, it perhaps figures then that this album marks the beginning of his considerable commercial decline in the US after having been absolutely huge from the mid-'80s to the early '90s. The thing is though, contrary to what certain people will try to lead you to believe, Phil was never a musical puppet, i.e., someone who just churns out mindless product in an attempt to cash in--through all of his massive commercial success, he's remained an ultra-sincere songwriter and performer. I was 12 years old when \\\"Both Sides\\\" came out in November of 1993, and I remember being extremely intrigued at the time to learn that Phil had played all of the instruments on \\\"Both Sides\\\". Don't get me wrong--Phil did indeed do an excellent job of doing the 'one-man-band' thing on here. The fact that he was able to make such a great album like this, writing everything himself, producing all by himself, doing all the vocals and playing all the instruments--i.e. a true SOLO album--is a major testament to Phil's incredible talent. However, I now realize that it wasn't really that much of a stretch--yes, Phil had gotten assistance on all of his previous solo albums from incredibly talented players, but he had basically always used his home demos as his basic masters, something he points out in the liner notes to \\\"Both Sides\\\". Here, he simply went the next step, doing all the bass parts himself & so forth. However, Phil playing all the instruments does have a major significance in a number of respects. One thing is that it results in an album with none of the signature horns that appear on all of his previous albums. Instead, Phil relied a lot on atmospheric keyboards, among other things, to fill out the sound, & he really pulled it off. Add to this that there isn't a single feel-good song on the entire album like a \\\"Sussudio\\\" or a \\\"Find A Way To My Heart\\\", this album ends up being a big change of pace for Phil.\\n\\nAnd like I said before, it works--track upon track is incredibly effective. \\\"Can't Turn Back The Years\\\", the ultra-slow \\\"I've Forgotten Everything\\\", & the minor-keyed \\\"Can't Find My Way\\\" with its circular rhythm are all haunting gems. The sighing \\\"Everyday\\\" is a deeply moving love song with a gorgeous intro consisting of piano & light use of synth. The arrestingly dramatic \\\"We Fly So Close\\\" sounds like it was inspired by the Dream Academy's \\\"The Power To Believe\\\" which itself was clearly influenced by Phil's \\\"In The Air Tonight\\\", and it has what is seemingly an incredible simulation of acoustic guitar on a synthesizer that sounds like something Steve Hackett might play. Phil gives a nod to his affection for jazz/ traditional pop on the wonderfully romantic and bittersweet \\\"There's A Place For Us\\\". \\\"Both Sides of the Story\\\", a rousing cry for compassion and understanding, gets the album off to a great start, and \\\"We Wait and We Wonder\\\" is a catchy, uptempo track about terrorism--both of these tracks find Phil interestingly and effectively incorporating bagpipe sounds. The album's other uptempo track is the infectiously uplifting \\\"Survivors\\\" (with a heart-melting middle-eight). Bringing the album to a fitting finale is the wishful ballad \\\"Please Come Out Tonight\\\".\\n\\nIt seems that \\\"Both Sides\\\" is not the album a lot of people wanted from Phil--indeed, if all you want is another \\\"Sussudio\\\" or \\\"Don't Lose My Number\\\", forget it. However, I say more power to Phil--this is the album he wanted to make, and in characteristic Collins style, the music is honest and affecting. If you're a serious fan/ listener, \\\"Both Sides\\\" is a treasure.\\n\\n\\\"Both Sides\\\" was originally released in November of 1993, and with it having been such a relative commercial disappointment, you can get this DIRT cheap on CD--if you see one in solid condition for $3, it's an absolute STEAL. (P.S. Also keep an eye out for the \\\"We Wait and We Wonder\\\" CD single which contains two great non-LP songs: \\\"For A Friend\\\" and \\\"Take Me With You\\\".)\",\n \"Product: CD IN FLAWLESS CONDITION. SHIPS VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $25 FREE UPGRADE TO PRIORITY MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $50 SHIPPED WITH SIGNATURE CONFIRMATION.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: brilliant compositions, masterful dynamics, simply BRILLIANT\\n\\nReview: The very thought of Genesis' 1980 album \\\"Duke\\\" receiving a considerable amount of hostility is truly unjust and, frankly, ridiculous. \\\"Duke\\\", originally released on March 31, 1980, is, in some ways, a transitional record, but here's the thing... Serious fans realize that Genesis did not suddenly become a \\\"pop\\\" band overnight--the shift to a less progressive, more \\\"pop\\\"-ish sound was an extremely gradual one, & that said, a case can very much be made that every Genesis album from 1976 through 1983 are transitional ones. This album, sonically, is nearly identical to the previous album \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\"--both albums featured production by David Hentschel.\\n\\nTo put it a certain way, I think if \\\"Duke\\\" had been released by an obscure band, it would have an absolutely fanatical cult following. As it is, it somehow seems to have gotten something of a bad rap with its increasing prominence of Phil Collins in the songwriting department. However, an album of this caliber can only be supplied by the likes of Banks, Collins, & Rutherford. If you think this is a straightforward pop-rock record, obviously the only tracks from it that you`re familiar with are \\\"Misunderstanding\\\" and \\\"Turn It On Again\\\".\\n\\nClassify the album however you want though--the bottom line is that this is a masterpiece. Tony Banks' compositional brilliance is in serious abundance on this album, displaying why he is so widely admired by so many progressive rock fans. Vocally, Phil is in a weirdly transitional phase on \\\"Duke\\\"--his vocals are expressive & powerful, yet throughout the album, there's a `little guy' humbleness to his vocals, something that, strangely, was almost completely washed away even by the time of Phil's debut solo album \\\"Face Value\\\" from early the following year. Listen to Phil's vocals on Tony's gloomy, soothing, and dreamy ballad \\\"Heathaze\\\", or on Mike Rutherford's slightly weepy, yet soulful, soaring ballad \\\"Alone Tonight\\\", and you'll see what I mean--you never really heard that timbre from Phil ever again. It's almost as if after this album was completed Phil got an extra shot of testosterone.\\n\\nAlso, I want to point out the drumming. Phil's crisp, fluent drumming on here, which is brilliantly captured in the mix, is incredible. I'm not exactly sure about the chronology, but I *think* the recording of \\\"Duke\\\" came just before Phil, along with Hugh Padgham and Steve Lillywhite (while working on the third \\\"Peter Gabriel\\\" album), hit upon the gated \\\"In the Air Tonight\\\" drum sound that was soon to become a trademark of his.\\n\\nThe album opens with \\\"Behind the Lines\\\", which has an exciting, fast-paced 2+ minute instrumental intro before the wonderfully melodic, mellower song portion begins. \\\"Duchess\\\" also starts off with a 2+ minute instrumental portion which features atmospheric drum machine, washes of guitar, and ethereal keyboard chord changes from Banks--it's really beautiful, and it builds into the main song portion which has soaring Phil vocals, singing a haunting tale about the rise and fall of a female singer. Rutherford's \\\"Man of Our Times\\\" is an anthemic song loaded with catchy riffs that explodes out of the speakers/ headphones--it features searing vocals from Collins that, strangely, are majorly buried in the dense mix.\\n\\nThe two hit singles are terrific as well. \\\"Misunderstanding\\\" (which is indeed highly reminiscent of Sly & the Family Stone's \\\"Hot Fun in the Summertime\\\") is a sophisticated, yearning mid-tempo love song. And \\\"Turn It On Again\\\" has an ultra-catchy Rutherford guitar riff, and it's sort of a feel-good tune, but with a highly contemplative feel to it.\\n\\nPhil also delivers a really hard-hittingly emotional ballad with \\\"Please Don't Ask\\\", a track which strongly underlines how unfair the criticism Phil has received about his songwriting over the years really is. Listen to the chord changes and the elegant shifts of key that masterfully intertwine with the lyrics of the song, heightening its emotional impact.\\n\\nGenesis bring closure to the album in emphatic fashion with the multi-part, mostly instrumental \\\"Duke's Travels\\\" which really takes you on a musical journey, and it segues into the last track, \\\"Duke's End\\\", which is a reprise of the intro to \\\"Behind the Lines\\\".\\n\\nAll that said, calling this album a sellout pop-rock simply doesn't pan out. \\\"Duke\\\" is an album that offers a wealth of astonishing musicality, masterful use of dynamics, and brilliant composition. I've been listening to \\\"Duke\\\" since I was a kid, and my understanding, respect, and admiration of it has only grown since then. And with so much emotionally resonant music here, it's an album that can go a long way to help pull you through the dark phases of your life as well. If you've got a serious love for music, you can't go wrong with this stunning must-have album.\\n\\n(P.S. One gripe I have with both this CD version and the later \\\"original recording remastered\\\" version is that the track mark dividing \\\"Dutchess\\\" & \\\"Guide Vocal\\\" was improperly inserted--that bit you hear at the beginning of track 3 is actually the closing portion of \\\"Dutchess\\\", not the intro to \\\"Guide Vocal\\\".)\",\n \"Product: CD IN FLAWLESS CONDITION. SHIPS VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $25 FREE UPGRADE TO PRIORITY MAIL. ALL ORDERS OVER $50 SHIPPED WITH SIGNATURE CONFIRMATION.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: brilliant compositions, masterful dynamics, simply BRILLIANT\\n\\nReview: The very thought of Genesis' 1980 album \\\"Duke\\\" receiving a considerable amount of hostility is truly unjust and, frankly, ridiculous. \\\"Duke\\\", originally released on March 31, 1980, is, in some ways, a transitional record, but here's the thing... Serious fans realize that Genesis did not suddenly become a \\\"pop\\\" band overnight--the shift to a less progressive, more \\\"pop\\\"-ish sound was an extremely gradual one, & that said, a case can very much be made that every Genesis album from 1976 through 1983 are transitional ones. This album, sonically, is nearly identical to the previous album \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\"--both albums featured production by David Hentschel.\\n\\nTo put it a certain way, I think if \\\"Duke\\\" had been released by an obscure band, it would have an absolutely fanatical cult following. As it is, it somehow seems to have gotten something of a bad rap with its increasing prominence of Phil Collins in the songwriting department. However, an album of this caliber can only be supplied by the likes of Banks, Collins, & Rutherford. If you think this is a straightforward pop-rock record, obviously the only tracks from it that you`re familiar with are \\\"Misunderstanding\\\" and \\\"Turn It On Again\\\".\\n\\nClassify the album however you want though--the bottom line is that this is a masterpiece. Tony Banks' compositional brilliance is in serious abundance on this album, displaying why he is so widely admired by so many progressive rock fans. Vocally, Phil is in a weirdly transitional phase on \\\"Duke\\\"--his vocals are expressive & powerful, yet throughout the album, there's a `little guy' humbleness to his vocals, something that, strangely, was almost completely washed away even by the time of Phil's debut solo album \\\"Face Value\\\" from early the following year. Listen to Phil's vocals on Tony's gloomy, soothing, and dreamy ballad \\\"Heathaze\\\", or on Mike Rutherford's slightly weepy, yet soulful, soaring ballad \\\"Alone Tonight\\\", and you'll see what I mean--you never really heard that timbre from Phil ever again. It's almost as if after this album was completed Phil got an extra shot of testosterone.\\n\\nAlso, I want to point out the drumming. Phil's crisp, fluent drumming on here, which is brilliantly captured in the mix, is incredible. I'm not exactly sure about the chronology, but I *think* the recording of \\\"Duke\\\" came just before Phil, along with Hugh Padgham and Steve Lillywhite (while working on the third \\\"Peter Gabriel\\\" album), hit upon the gated \\\"In the Air Tonight\\\" drum sound that was soon to become a trademark of his.\\n\\nThe album opens with \\\"Behind the Lines\\\", which has an exciting, fast-paced 2+ minute instrumental intro (reminiscent of the intro of Zeppelin's \\\"The Song Remains The Same\\\") before the wonderfully melodic, mellower song portion begins. \\\"Duchess\\\" also starts off with a 2+ minute instrumental portion which features atmospheric drum machine, washes of guitar, and ethereal keyboard chord changes from Banks--it's really beautiful, and it builds into the main song portion which has soaring Phil vocals, singing a haunting tale about the rise and fall of a female singer. Rutherford's \\\"Man of Our Times\\\" is an anthemic song loaded with catchy riffs that explodes out of the speakers/ headphones--it features searing vocals from Collins that, strangely, are majorly buried in the dense mix.\\n\\nThe two hit singles are terrific as well. \\\"Misunderstanding\\\" (which is indeed highly reminiscent of Sly & the Family Stone's \\\"Hot Fun in the Summertime\\\") is a sophisticated, yearning mid-tempo love song. And \\\"Turn It On Again\\\" has an ultra-catchy Rutherford guitar riff, and it's sort of a feel-good tune, but with a highly contemplative feel to it.\\n\\nPhil also delivers a really hard-hittingly emotional ballad with \\\"Please Don't Ask\\\", a track which strongly underlines how unfair the criticism Phil has received about his songwriting over the years really is. Listen to the chord changes and the elegant shifts of key that masterfully intertwine with the lyrics of the song, heightening its emotional impact.\\n\\nGenesis bring closure to the album in emphatic fashion with the multi-part, mostly instrumental \\\"Duke's Travels\\\" which really takes you on a musical journey, and it segues into the last track, \\\"Duke's End\\\", which is a reprise of the intro to \\\"Behind the Lines\\\".\\n\\nAll that said, calling this album a sellout pop-rock simply doesn't pan out. \\\"Duke\\\" is an album that offers a wealth of astonishing musicality, masterful use of dynamics, and brilliant composition. I've been listening to \\\"Duke\\\" since I was a kid, and my understanding, respect, and admiration of it has only grown since then. And with so much emotionally resonant music here, it's an album that can go a long way to help pull you through the dark phases of your life as well. If you've got a serious love for music, you can't go wrong with this stunning must-have album.\\n\\n(P.S. One gripe I have with both this \\\"original recording remastered\\\" version and the earlier CD version is that the track mark dividing \\\"Dutchess\\\" & \\\"Guide Vocal\\\" was improperly inserted--that bit you hear at the beginning of track 3 is actually the closing portion of \\\"Dutchess\\\", not the intro to \\\"Guide Vocal\\\".)\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: an uncanny blend of pop-rock and heavy duty prog\\n\\nReview: \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\" was originally released in March of 1978, and it's the first Genesis album following Steve Hackett's departure from the band in 1977.\\n\\nNow, don't get me wrong here--I'm not denying Hackett's compositional talent or his distinctive fluid guitar style. However, many fans have grossly overstated the importance of Steve Hackett's departure from Genesis. The sound of \\\"And Then There Were Three\\\" is very, very similar to that of the previous album \\\"Wind & Wuthering\\\". Okay, so there aren't any classical guitar spotlights a la \\\"Blood On The Rooftops\\\" on here, but overall, the albums are very sonically similar, and Hackett just wasn't spotlighted enough on the two previous albums, either compositionally or performance-wise, for his loss to be felt all that much.\\n\\nTony Banks, Phil Collins, and Mike Rutherford had such an incredible working relationship and chemistry together, as Genesis' 1978-1991 output monumentally demonstrates, that Hackett's leaving the group was undoubtedly for the best. That's not to say things wouldn't have been interesting had Hackett stayed. What seems to be overlooked by most of the fans who accuse Genesis of 'going pop' following Hackett's departure, is that Hackett himself basically 'went pop' in his own right on his 1981 solo album \\\"Cured\\\". All that said, it seems obviously clear that Hackett didn't leave Genesis due to them becoming 'too poppy', he left because he felt suffocated by the other guys and wasn't getting enough of his own compositions in.\\n\\nIn any case, \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\" finds Genesis brilliantly carrying on without Hackett. Mike Rutherford was a fine guitarist in his own right, and even Banks played guitar (although not on this album if I understand correctly), so filling in the guitar parts was no big deal. And either way, you've still got the dense layers of keyboards from Banks and the tremendous drumming from Collins.\\n\\nThe album starts off with the dynamite \\\"Down And Out\\\". An icy intro gives way to a frenetic rocker with manical Collins drumming on the verses which are in a 10-4 time signature, giving the song an incredibly powerful, hyperactive feel. This is heavy duty progressive rock, folks. The rumor is that the lyrics pertain to Hackett's depature from the band, but it seems to deal more with the band feeling at odds with the 'pop music scene' of the late '70s.\\n\\n\\\"Undertow\\\" is one of those wistful, lyrically vivid Banks ballads, with his beloved Yamaha CP-70 electric grand piano sound, and a soaring chorus--an absolutely beautiful song. Also beautiful is Rutherford's spiritually-oriented ballad \\\"Snowbound\\\", with Collins singing the verses in that incredibly tender, feathery 'little guy' voice that's characteristic of him for this era (although it would forever vanish by the time of 1981's \\\"Abacab\\\"). The melancholy \\\"Many Too Many\\\" is marred a tad by overly prominent synth-strings, but it's still undeniably moving, with stirringly emotional choruses; it's surprising that it's a Banks solo composition--it sounds very Rutherford-esque. And even if you're burnt out on the feel-good radio hit \\\"Follow You Follow Me\\\", there's no denying it's superbly melodic, and it's neatly enhanced by Rutherford's heavily chorused/ flangered electric guitar.\\n\\nThere's a surprising turn toward Wild West thematics on \\\"Ballad Of Big\\\" and Rutherford's \\\"Deep In The Motherlode\\\", great songs, each in the 4 or 5 minute range, with the usual huge hooks and dynamics that we expect from these guys. The fade on \\\"...Motherlode\\\" makes effective use of backwards reverb on the drums. Banks' longer, 7+ minute \\\"Burning Rope\\\" perhaps drags a tad, but that's splitting hairs--it's darn great, with a terrific intro featuring masterful Collins drum fills. The sprightly \\\"Scenes From A Night's Dream\\\" is a wonderfully catchy pop-rock flavored tune, with terrific ringing guitars and ethereal background vocals.\\n\\nBanks offers another 6+ minute epic with \\\"The Lady Lies\\\". It's a story-song somewhat along the lines of the previous album's \\\"All In A Mouse's Night\\\". The lyrics, about a femme fatale, are fairly lame and highly obvious, but the music is a different story... The verses are naturally sly and insinuating, and this is contrasted with an absolutely gorgeous chorus, plus there's a spine-tingling mid-section with a great Banks solo spot.\\n\\nAll in all, despite some minor gripes here and there, I can hardly say enough positive things about \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\". This is the start of an unparalled streak of musical brilliance from the Banks-Collins-Rutherford lineup of Genesis.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: an uncanny blend of pop-rock and heavy duty prog\\n\\nReview: \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\" was originally released in March of 1978, and it's the first Genesis album following Steve Hackett's departure from the band in 1977.\\n\\nNow, don't get me wrong here--I'm not denying Hackett's compositional talent or his distinctive fluid guitar style. However, many fans have grossly overstated the importance of Steve Hackett's departure from Genesis. The sound of \\\"And Then There Were Three\\\" is very, very similar to that of the previous album \\\"Wind & Wuthering\\\". Okay, so there aren't any classical guitar spotlights a la \\\"Blood On The Rooftops\\\" on here, but overall, the albums are very sonically similar, and Hackett just wasn't spotlighted enough on the two previous albums, either compositionally or performance-wise, for his loss to be felt all that much.\\n\\nTony Banks, Phil Collins, and Mike Rutherford had such an incredible working relationship and chemistry together, as Genesis' 1978-1991 output monumentally demonstrates, that Hackett's leaving the group was undoubtedly for the best. That's not to say things wouldn't have been interesting had Hackett stayed. What seems to be overlooked by most of the fans who accuse Genesis of 'going pop' following Hackett's departure, is that Hackett himself basically 'went pop' in his own right on his 1981 solo album \\\"Cured\\\". All that said, it seems obviously clear that Hackett didn't leave Genesis due to them becoming 'too poppy', he left because he felt suffocated by the other guys and wasn't getting enough of his own compositions in.\\n\\nIn any case, \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\" finds Genesis brilliantly carrying on without Hackett. Mike Rutherford was a fine guitarist in his own right, and even Banks played guitar (although not on this album if I understand correctly), so filling in the guitar parts was no big deal. And either way, you've still got the dense layers of keyboards from Banks and the tremendous drumming from Collins.\\n\\nThe album starts off with the dynamite \\\"Down And Out\\\". An icy intro gives way to a frenetic rocker with manical Collins drumming on the verses which are in a 10-4 time signature, giving the song an incredibly powerful, hyperactive feel. This is heavy duty progressive rock, folks. The rumor is that the lyrics pertain to Hackett's depature from the band, but it seems to deal more with the band feeling at odds with the 'pop music scene' of the late '70s.\\n\\n\\\"Undertow\\\" is one of those wistful, lyrically vivid Banks ballads, with his beloved Yamaha CP-70 electric grand piano sound, and a soaring chorus--an absolutely beautiful song. Also beautiful is Rutherford's spiritually-oriented ballad \\\"Snowbound\\\", with Collins singing the verses in that incredibly tender, feathery 'little guy' voice that's characteristic of him for this era (although it would forever vanish by the time of 1981's \\\"Abacab\\\"). The melancholy \\\"Many Too Many\\\" is marred a tad by overly prominent synth-strings, but it's still undeniably moving, with stirringly emotional choruses; it's surprising that it's a Banks solo composition--it sounds very Rutherford-esque. And even if you're burnt out on the feel-good radio hit \\\"Follow You Follow Me\\\", there's no denying it's superbly melodic, and it's neatly enhanced by Rutherford's heavily chorused/ flangered electric guitar.\\n\\nThere's a surprising turn toward Wild West thematics on \\\"Ballad Of Big\\\" and Rutherford's \\\"Deep In The Motherlode\\\", great songs, each in the 4 or 5 minute range, with the usual huge hooks and dynamics that we expect from these guys. The fade on \\\"...Motherlode\\\" makes effective use of backwards reverb on the drums. Banks' longer, 7+ minute \\\"Burning Rope\\\" perhaps drags a tad, but that's splitting hairs--it's darn great, with a terrific intro featuring masterful Collins drum fills. The sprightly \\\"Scenes From A Night's Dream\\\" is a wonderfully catchy pop-rock flavored tune, with terrific ringing guitars and ethereal background vocals.\\n\\nBanks offers another 6+ minute epic with \\\"The Lady Lies\\\". It's a story-song somewhat along the lines of the previous album's \\\"All In A Mouse's Night\\\". The lyrics, about a femme fatale, are fairly lame and highly obvious, but the music is a different story... The verses are naturally sly and insinuating, and this is contrasted with an absolutely gorgeous chorus, plus there's a spine-tingling mid-section with a great Banks solo spot.\\n\\nAll in all, despite some minor gripes here and there, I can hardly say enough positive things about \\\"...And Then There Were Three\\\". This is the start of an unparalled streak of musical brilliance from the Banks-Collins-Rutherford lineup of Genesis.\",\n \"Product: Audio CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: quintessential AC/DC--an incredibly ass-kicking album from these kings of hard rock\\n\\nReview: I've found this album getting some really mixed reviews, which is quite mind-blowing. Unless you're a total Bon Scott worshipper who refuses to give Brian Johnson his due, which of course is a big mistake, no hard rock lover should be without this album.\\n\\nOriginally released in September of 1990, \\\"The Razors Edge\\\" smokes and kicks major ass all over the place--you've got to take your hat off to the late Bruce Fairbairn for his production on this one.\\n\\nMuch has been made that Brian Johnson's voice sounds totally shot on here. Admittedly, by this time, he no longer had the kind of gloriously piercing edge that you can hear in full force on 1981's \\\"For Those About To Rock...\\\" and 1983's \\\"Flick of the Switch\\\". On the other hand, he's still singing his balls off on here in his usual high-pitched register, and he adds greatly to the album's excitement level. There's a certain on-the-edge intensity to his vocals here that really gets under your skin.\\n\\nThe big hit \\\"Thunderstruck\\\", with its classic single-string lead guitar line from Angus Young, gets the album off to a great anthemic start. \\\"Fire Your Guns\\\" is one of those thrilling fast-paced AC/DC gems that really gets the blood flowing. \\\"Money Talks\\\" has something of a barroom rock quality, but don't worry, it's hardly Hootie & the Blowfish, and it's got an incredibly catchy chorus. The arrestingly menacing title track is chillingly powerful. For proof positive that Angus and Malcolm Young are kings of hard rock riffery, you needn't look any further than the stomping \\\"Got You By The Balls\\\"--the main riff is uncanny: deceptively simple and absolutely bone-crunching. The album closes in intensely menacing fashion with the ingeniously crafted stomper \\\"If You Dare\\\". There's a load more excitement to be found as well with the driving \\\"Rock Your Heart Out\\\"; the chugging \\\"Shot Of Love\\\"; and a pair of good-timey party rockers: \\\"Are You Ready\\\" and \\\"Let's Make It\\\". Showing what a roll the boys are on, even the tracks that seem filler-ish work--the 'sleigh bells'-fortified \\\"Mistress For Christmas\\\" is amusingly dumb and irresistibly fun; and \\\"Goodbye And Good Riddance To Bad Luck\\\", with its utterly tossed off main riff, is also solidly amusing and enjoyable.\\n\\nMetaphorically speaking, the boys are simply on fire here, and the album is thoroughly a blast. If you're looking to, ahem, \\\"Rock Your Heart Out\\\", you can't go wrong with this essential hard rock masterpiece.\",\n \"Product: Audio CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: quintessential AC/DC--an incredibly ass-kicking album from these kings of hard rock\\n\\nReview: I've found this album getting some really mixed reviews, which is quite mind-blowing. Unless you're a total Bon Scott worshipper who refuses to give Brian Johnson his due, which of course is a big mistake, no hard rock lover should be without this album.\\n\\nOriginally released in September of 1990, \\\"The Razors Edge\\\" smokes and kicks major ass all over the place--you've got to take your hat off to the late Bruce Fairbairn for his production on this one.\\n\\nMuch has been made that Brian Johnson's voice sounds totally shot on here. Admittedly, by this time, he no longer had the kind of gloriously piercing edge that you can hear in full force on 1981's \\\"For Those About To Rock...\\\" and 1983's \\\"Flick of the Switch\\\". On the other hand, he's still singing his balls off on here in his usual high-pitched register, and he adds greatly to the album's excitement level. There's a certain on-the-edge intensity to his vocals here that really gets under your skin.\\n\\nThe big hit \\\"Thunderstruck\\\", with its classic single-string lead guitar line from Angus Young, gets the album off to a great anthemic start. \\\"Fire Your Guns\\\" is one of those thrilling fast-paced AC/DC gems that really gets the blood flowing. \\\"Money Talks\\\" has something of a barroom rock quality, but don't worry, it's hardly Hootie & the Blowfish, and it's got an incredibly catchy chorus. The arrestingly menacing title track is chillingly powerful. For proof positive that Angus and Malcolm Young are kings of hard rock riffery, you needn't look any further than the stomping \\\"Got You By The Balls\\\"--the main riff is uncanny: deceptively simple and absolutely bone-crunching. The album closes in intensely menacing fashion with the ingeniously crafted stomper \\\"If You Dare\\\". There's a load more excitement to be found as well with the driving \\\"Rock Your Heart Out\\\"; the chugging \\\"Shot Of Love\\\"; and a pair of good-timey party rockers: \\\"Are You Ready\\\" and \\\"Let's Make It\\\". Showing what a roll the boys are on, even the tracks that seem filler-ish work--the 'sleigh bells'-fortified \\\"Mistress For Christmas\\\" is amusingly dumb and irresistibly fun; and \\\"Goodbye And Good Riddance To Bad Luck\\\", with its utterly tossed off main riff, is also solidly amusing and enjoyable.\\n\\nMetaphorically speaking, the boys are simply on fire here, and the album is thoroughly a blast. If you're looking to, ahem, \\\"Rock Your Heart Out\\\", you can't go wrong with this essential hard rock masterpiece.\",\n \"Product: Audio CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: quintessential AC/DC--an incredibly ass-kicking album from these kings of hard rock\\n\\nReview: I've found this album getting some really mixed reviews, which is quite mind-blowing. Unless you're a total Bon Scott worshipper who refuses to give Brian Johnson his due, which of course is a big mistake, no hard rock lover should be without this album.\\n\\nOriginally released in September of 1990, \\\"The Razors Edge\\\" smokes and kicks major ass all over the place--you've got to take your hat off to the late Bruce Fairbairn for his production on this one.\\n\\nMuch has been made that Brian Johnson's voice sounds totally shot on here. Admittedly, by this time, he no longer had the kind of gloriously piercing edge that you can hear in full force on 1981's \\\"For Those About To Rock...\\\" and 1983's \\\"Flick of the Switch\\\". On the other hand, he's still singing his balls off on here in his usual high-pitched register, and he adds greatly to the album's excitement level. There's a certain on-the-edge intensity to his vocals here that really gets under your skin.\\n\\nThe big hit \\\"Thunderstruck\\\", with its classic single-string lead guitar line from Angus Young, gets the album off to a great anthemic start. \\\"Fire Your Guns\\\" is one of those thrilling fast-paced AC/DC gems that really gets the blood flowing. \\\"Money Talks\\\" has something of a barroom rock quality, but don't worry, it's hardly Hootie & the Blowfish, and it's got an incredibly catchy chorus. The arrestingly menacing title track is chillingly powerful. For proof positive that Angus and Malcolm Young are kings of hard rock riffery, you needn't look any further than the stomping \\\"Got You By The Balls\\\"--the main riff is uncanny: deceptively simple and absolutely bone-crunching. The album closes in intensely menacing fashion with the ingeniously crafted stomper \\\"If You Dare\\\". There's a load more excitement to be found as well with the driving \\\"Rock Your Heart Out\\\"; the chugging \\\"Shot Of Love\\\"; and a pair of good-timey party rockers: \\\"Are You Ready\\\" and \\\"Let's Make It\\\". Showing what a roll the boys are on, even the tracks that seem filler-ish work--the 'sleigh bells'-fortified \\\"Mistress For Christmas\\\" is amusingly dumb and irresistibly fun; and \\\"Goodbye And Good Riddance To Bad Luck\\\", with its utterly tossed off main riff, is also solidly amusing and enjoyable.\\n\\nMetaphorically speaking, the boys are simply on fire here, and the album is thoroughly a blast. If you're looking to, ahem, \\\"Rock Your Heart Out\\\", you can't go wrong with this essential hard rock masterpiece.\",\n \"Product: What A Fool Believes highlights this 1978 smash!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: uplifting, soulful, fun--impossible to resist\\n\\nReview: \\\"Minute By Minute\\\", originally released in December of 1978, was the third official studio album from the Doobie Brothers with Michael McDonald as a member of the band, and I think it's clear that the third time was the charm, both artistically and commercially--although the previous two albums certainly weren't without solid commercial success in the US, this one was a bonafide blockbuster, topping the US charts, having gone platinum within the first four months of its original release, and having gone triple-platinum by 1985.\\n\\nI think the report of the band being dissatisfied with this album can be attributed to them feeling emotionally drained at the time of its recording/ release. The sessions weren't exactly smooth sailing--in the booklet for the Rhino \\\"Greatest Hits\\\" CD, Michael McDonald recalls how the band did countless takes just for \\\"What A Fool Believes\\\" alone and that they \\\"almost gave up\\\".\\n\\nWithout a doubt, the huge success of this album was deserved. It's really amazing how much better of an album \\\"Minute By Minute\\\" is compared to the first two Doobies' albums with McDonald--1976's \\\"Takin' It To The Streets\\\" and 1977's \\\"Livin' On The Fault Line\\\" respectively. Although respectable albums, the Doobies sound rather burnt out on \\\"...Streets\\\" and \\\"...Fault Line\\\" and often seem to be coasting on their (admittedly hugely respectable) instrumental chops to try and mask a lack of quality songwriting. With \\\"Minute By Minute\\\", energy and enthusiasm are back in a big way--it's like the band suddenly got a second wind.\\n\\nMichael McDonald's gasping, soulful vocals here pack a major wallop and are simply infectious, and he handles the lead vocals on a handful of classic tracks from this album. And of course, McDonald was one damn impressive songwriter as well--his album opening solo composition, the heavily syncopated \\\"Here To Love You\\\", is one of his characteristic \\\"soulful rants\\\" as I like to call them, and it's an irresistible, uplifting feel-good tune. \\\"What A Fool Believes\\\" was a huge hit, and with its crisp beat, rich & soaring harmonies, clever and incisive love lyrics, the sly key change on the chorus, and the extreme melodic catchiness, it's a total classic--it's true that you've probably heard it a 'zillion' times, but there's no denying the brilliance of it. The jazzy, arrestingly hushed and moody title track is also classic hit. \\\"Open Your Eyes\\\", with its pleading minor-keyed verses and extreme catchiness, is also a gem, and don't forget about the grooving album closer \\\"How Do The Fools Survive?\\\".\\n\\nThe greatness doesn't stop there. On the previous album, it was as if the band was either afraid to rock out or had forgotten how to do so, but they come gloriously roaring back in that department with Patrick Simmons' enthusiastic bluesy rocker \\\"Don't Stop To Watch The Wheels\\\", an irresistible song with a super fun guitar line and cool atmospheric stuff going on as well.\\n\\nI'll admit that not every song itself on the album is a classic, but still, \\\"Dependin' On You\\\" is a fun feel-good tune, and \\\"Streamer Lane Breakdown\\\" is a solid, country-flavored instrumental that adds a welcome diversity. The minor-keyed \\\"You Never Change\\\" is admittedly a bit slight, and yet it's still another piece of arrestingly catchy material. The quasi-ballad \\\"Sweet Feelin'\\\", with vocals from Nicolette Larson, is rather fluffish, but it's still catchy, under 3 minutes long, and nicely enjoyable.\\n\\nSo, despite some weaknesses, I have to admit I have a real weakness for this type of classy music, the kind of stuff that really holds up to repeated listening. Even \\\"What A Fool Believes\\\" is one of those songs that, despite its relentless airplay, has so much going on to make it one of those songs that's always 'worth one more listen', as the saying goes. On the whole, \\\"Minute By Minute\\\" is a great and timeless album.\",\n \"Product: McVie, Welch and especially Danny Kirwin gave Fleetwood Mac some of their greatest songs of the era: Spare Me a Little of Your Love; Sentimental Lady; Dust; Danny's Chant; Bare Trees , and more. 1972 release.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: often pleasant, but feels rushed through\\n\\nReview: With Peter Green long gone, and the Buckingham-Nicks years still a few years down the road, Fleetwood Mac were clearly floundering with 1972's \\\"Bare Trees\\\". I'm suspecting that the band, especially Christine McVie, was really frustrated with the previous album, \\\"Future Games\\\", not having been more commercially successful at the time. \\\"Bare Trees\\\" is a respectable effort, generally very mellow as is \\\"Future Games\\\", and it's often pleasant, but it sounds as though the recording of the album was painfully rushed, as if they just wanted to get the experience over with, and it results in a frustratingly passionless listening experience. A perfect example of this is Christine McVie's toothless lead vocal on her \\\"Spare Me A Little Of Your Love\\\" which is additionally marred by the pompous, operatic background vocals (Johnny Rivers later recorded this tune in a far superior, more soulful version). 5 of the album's 10 tracks were written by Danny Kirwan, and his tracks hold up pretty well for the most part--\\\"Sunny Side Of Heaven\\\" is a nicely crafted, breezy instrumental; \\\"Dust\\\" has nice chord changes, although it feels quite insubstantial, despite the craftiness; the uptempo rocker \\\"Child Of Mine\\\" has an undeniably catchy chorus; and the rolling, riffy title track has some effective hooks, but feels rather half-hearted like so much of the rest. Kirwan does offer up a major dud with \\\"Danny's Chant\\\", a filler track if there ever was one--the mercilessly distorted, wah-wahed guitar intro is grating and amateurish, and the 'chant' is pompous and lame-brained. Bob Welch offers 2 nice tracks including the moody, flute-laden \\\"The Ghost\\\", but unfortunately the version of \\\"Sentimental Lady\\\" here is marred by his corny vocal inflections which sound like a dumbfounded Joe Walsh. It seems totally obvious that Christine McVie was fed up with the band at this point--in addition to her forced, passionless vocal on \\\"Spare Me A Little...\\\", just look at the lyrics on \\\"Homeward Bound\\\" where she confesses she'd prefer to \\\"sit at home in my rockin' chair\\\"--indeed--and musically, the tune is rather tossed-off. Adding insult to injury is \\\"Thoughts On A Grey Day\\\", an incredibly silly, rambling spoken word piece credited to \\\"Mrs. Scarrot\\\"--it's an utter embarrassment. In the end, there's some really nice stuff to listen to on here if you're in the mood to just chill out, but the album feels like a major missed opportunity.\",\n \"Product: Christopher Cross Christopher Cross German CD album\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: blissfully straddles the line between '70s soft rock & '80s adult contemporary\\n\\nReview: This self-titled debut album from Christopher Cross came out at the tail end of 1979, & it does sound like a '70s record, but what's striking is how it manages to strike an uncanny balance between '70s soft rock & '80s adult contemporary, despite the fact that the '80s hadn't even dawned when this came out (although they nearly had--this came out in the period between Christmas & New Year's in 1979). For instance, \\\"Never Be the Same\\\" has a twinkly keyboard sound that strongly brings to mind Elton John's 1989 tune \\\"Sacrifice\\\", making it easy to see how casual fans would mistake this for a much later recording. Although there are certainly synthesizers on here, they're really not that prominent at all. Instead, the record's sound is dominated by lots of warm Fender Rhodes electric piano, acoustic piano, crisp drumming, jazzy guitar solos, etc (in other words, a \\\"70s sound\\\", if you will). It's the kind of record that stereo salesmen love to use when demonstrating the abilities of their equipment, & for good reason--the record puts to use the advancements that had been made in recording technology up to that time, yet without any of the '80s synth-mania that was a few years or so down the road.\\n\\nThe result is a brightly-polished, warm-sounding album, phenomenally produced by Michael Omartian who, not so coincidentally, had previously worked with Steely Dan (a definitive band for audiophiles). Check out the wondefully rich-sounding piano chords on \\\"Minstrel Gigolo\\\" for a perfect example. This CD release, though not an \\\"original recording remastered\\\" disc, still sounds great & does the album justice. Performance-wise, the album is also absolutely first-rate, with such legendary session musicians as Larry Carlton, Jay Graydon, Victor Feldman, Jim Horn, & Chuck Findley, all of whom also played for Steely Dan. Even future guitar god Eric Johnson plays the solo guitar on \\\"Minstrel Gigolo\\\". All that said, this ain't your run-of-the-mill \\\"adult contemporary\\\" record by a long shot. One could argue that all the big names such as Michael McDonald, Don Henley, & Nicolette Larson (who all contribute vocals) were merely an attempt to give the album some \\\"credentials\\\" (with Cross being an \\\"unknown\\\"), but the thing is, the guests were sincere & clearly into the material, & they contribute positively to the record. The difference is night and day versus having Nickelback guest with Santana, or the Rolling Stones snapping up Dave Matthews for a cameo--now THAT's crass.\\n\\nAs for Cross himself, his crystal clear tenor vocals were sincere & convincing, & he was also a first-rate guitarist in his own right (he played the excellent, extended solo on the fade of \\\"Ride Like the Wind\\\"). He also wrote every song on here himself, & there isn't a weak song on the entire album--in fact, the album is almost uniformly blissful, with extremely little to complain about whatsoever. Some of the songwriting is minimalistic, but effectively so, as on the minor-keyed, propulsive Lowell George-dedicated \\\"Ride Like The Wind\\\", with its simple, repetitive looping piano part & a somewhat minimal verse melody, or \\\"Spinning\\\" which is so invitingly melodic & lush-sounding that its lack of lyrics ends up not being a problem (although Valerie Carter, whose vocals are prominently featured on the track, does get typically carried away). Matching the immaculate production values with Cross' winningly sentimental, tuneful songwriting, the album stacks up gem after gem, whether it's the affecting, mellow ballads \\\"Sailing\\\", \\\"Minstrel Gigolo\\\", & \\\"The Light Is On\\\"; the fun, feel-good pop-rocker \\\"Say You'll Be Mine\\\"; or songs that combine those two elements such as the wonderfully dramatic and uplifting \\\"Poor Shirley\\\" which puts Cross' Beach Boys/ Brian Wilson influence on full display, and has cathartic high notes from Cross towards the end.\\n\\nThis is truly a landmark classic album that very much serves as a benchmark for what adult contemporary music should sound like (as opposed to what it SHOULDN'T sound like). One of my personal favorite albums of all time.\",\n \"Product: FLEETWOOD MAC TANGO IN THE NIGHT\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: quite flawed, and embarassing in places... but lots of great stuff anyway\\n\\nReview: Released in April of 1987, \\\"Tango In The Night\\\" was another smash hit album for Fleetwood Mac. It's been reported that this was originally a Lindsey Buckingham solo album and that it morphed into a Fleetwood Mac album, which makes sense--the album was produced by Lindsey and Richard Dashut, and Lindsey is clearly in the driver's seat here.\\n\\nSonically, \\\"Tango...\\\" sounds a lot like Lindsey's \\\"Go Insane\\\" album--his trademark looping synth parts are on heavy display, and his trademark 'speaking-hopping' vocals are also very much in evidence. The key difference is that it sounds significantly more 'commercialized' than \\\"Go Insane\\\", which isn't surprising, not just because this is a Fleetwood Mac album, but also because \\\"Go Insane\\\" was a commercial disappointment (despite being an artistic triumph). You can clearly see Lindsey starting to tumble down the mountain here, a slide that would continue with his \\\"Out Of the Cradle\\\" and the 2003 Fleetwood Mac album \\\"Say You Will\\\", although he is still pretty close to his \\\"Go Insane\\\" peak on \\\"Tango In The Night\\\".\\n\\nLindsey has 3 solo compositions here. The album-opening \\\"Big Love\\\" was a big hit--it's arrestingly edgy, with great electric guitar soloing and a great punctuative guitar lick on the chorus, but it's woefully marred by the out of tune chant-like background vocals, the incredibly annoying orgasmic panting (a \\\"trick\\\" he already had used on the \\\"Go Insane\\\" album), and the pompous coda. \\\"Caroline\\\" has him going for his usual sexual intensity--it's catchy, has a cool jungle-ish atmosphere, and overall works quite well, but the song still feels rather unfinished and the verses have minimal, laughably easy-way-out lyrics. It's followed by the title track which is one of the truly terrific tracks here--evocative atmosphere on the quiet verses, a guitar-powered chorus with an exciting ultra-long high note from Lindsey, and a really really good David Gilmour-ish song-ending guitar solo.\\n\\nLindsey wrote the music for \\\"Family Man\\\" and shares the writing credit for the lyrics with Richard Dashut, which is kind of bewildering--it really took two people to come up with these lyrics? The song basically wavers back and forth between just a couple chords all the way through, has minimal lyrics, plus dumb caveman-style vocal snippets on the chorus, but it manages to be a great song anyway, thanks to the bracing and catchy chorus, cool arranging details, and the sumptuous flamenco-style acoustic guitar work.\\n\\nLindsey co-wrote 3 more songs with Christine McVie. Of these three, Christine sings lead on two of them--the airy \\\"Mystified\\\" is a throwaway with incredibly slight lyrics; but \\\"Isn't It Midnight\\\", additionally co-written by Eddy Quintela, is a driving uptempo song with great Christine vocals, and the only thing really bringing it down is the dishearteningly rote, overlong \\\"climactic\\\" song-ending guitar solo. The weirdly upbeat album-closer \\\"You And I, Part II\\\" is another irresistible tune, an excellently melodic pop-rock confection with great lead vocals from Lindsey.\\n\\nOf course, there are the pair of Christine McVie spotlights that were both big hits. Her lightweight solo composition \\\"Everywhere\\\" is an infectious, neatly-arranged feel-good tune, although it is marred a bit by the embarassingly tentative-sounding 'speaking hopping' vocals on the fade (come on Lindsey--this should have been executed much better). The minor-keyed \\\"Little Lies\\\", co-written by Quintela, is a gem, with a transcendant synth intro and a great vocal arrangement.\\n\\nThat leaves us with the trio of Stevie Nicks spotlights. The hit \\\"Seven Wonders\\\" is the only one that isn't a Nicks solo composition--it was written by Sandy Stewart with Nicks credited for additional lyrics--and it's the best of the lot with a nice ringing synth part, although it's a rather generic and sugary pop-rocker, and you can hear Stevie's voice faltering on it. Nicks sounds downright laughable on the unintentionally hilarious ballad \\\"When I See You Again\\\" with its corny wordplay and the endlessly-repeated \\\"what's the matter baby\\\" chorus. \\\"Welcome To The Room...Sara\\\" just kinda rambles along, lacking strong hooks, and has pompous Nicks vocals.\\n\\nSo, admittedly, it's not the smoothest of sailing on \\\"Tango In The Night\\\", but this is a very interesting album with lots of great stuff. Even \\\"When I See You Again\\\", as embarassing as it is, has definite camp value, as do a number of the other songs.\",\n \"Product: CD ORG. TARGET PRESSING\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: highly enjoyable soft rock album\\n\\nReview: Christopher Cross' second album \\\"Another Page\\\" came out in January of 1983 after a 3+ year gap between this & his self-titled debut. His debut is a masterpiece & a key album in the history of soft rock & adult contemporary music. This follow up, despite the gap of time between, is very much a continuation of the same sound, so much so that it basically sounds as if it could have been recorded at the same sessions as his debut. Although there are fuzzy-sounding synths on \\\"All Right\\\" & \\\"Deal 'Em Again\\\", synths aren't really that much more prominent here than they were before. Acoustic guitar is spotlighted more regularly here, but in general, the sound of the previous album, with its prominent piano & electric piano and smooth drum sound, is fully carried over. His first album was a massive commercial success, & a massive artistic success as well, so, it`s not surprising that he continued to use the same style. As with the first album, this was produced by Michael Omartian, & apart from one co-write (on \\\"Deal 'Em Again\\\"), everything's again written by Cross alone. Michael McDonald & Don Henley both contribute vocals again, & this time Carl Wilson & Art Garfunkel both appear as well. This album did quickly go gold, but it wasn't even close to the blockbuster the previous album was. However, the quality of the album is indeed high.\\n\\nCross does go extremely heavy on romantic ballads here, but there's no denying Cross had a real knack for them. \\\"Nature of the Game\\\"; the heart-wrenchingly tender \\\"Talking In My Sleep\\\"; the yearning \\\"Long World\\\"; and the incredibly bittersweet ode to a murdered friend \\\"Think of Laura\\\" are each wonderfully melodic soothing ballads that are built upon Cross' acoustic guitar parts; his gentle, sighing vocals are ideal for this material. The contemplative, epic ballad \\\"Baby Says No\\\" is also superb and uplifting, with neatly-arranged background vocals.\\n\\n\\\"What Am I Supposed To Believe\\\" is a duet with Cross & Karla Bonoff, both great vocalists, & the track demonstrates how incredibly similar they sound to each other vocally. However, that song, as well as the album closing \\\"Words of Wisdom\\\", though not without enjoyable tunefulness, both go overboard & slip over into sappiness.\\n\\nHe does deliver a couple of upbeat, feel-good tunes--\\\"Deal `Em Again\\\" is infectiously catchy & fun, & although \\\"All Right\\\" is lyrically slight and very sugary, you can't deny its catchiness.\\n\\nThe album-opening \\\"No Time For Talk\\\" is somewhat ballad-ish, but it's bouncy and fairly uptempo--it's really a great song with an ultra-catchy chorus that features terrific harmony vocals from McDonald.\\n\\nOverall, if you're a big soft rock fan and/ or love his debut, this is a safe buy. The ballad-heaviness might scare some away, but on a song-by-song basis, this is a really strong record. It's not a dramatic step down in overall quality from his debut, & there are lots of terrific tracks that easily live up to the debut's high standard.\\n\\n(P.S. The default volume of the standard CD release of this album is unbelievably low, so be ready to crank the volume knob.)\",\n \"Product: Released 1985 MCA Records, Inc.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 1 of many SD comps, but one oddity helps this disc stand out\\n\\nReview: Steely Dan, a definitive soft rock/ jazz rock group, have had a lot of greatest hits/ best of compilations released over the years with a lot of recycling of the same tracks. \\\"A Decade of Steely Dan\\\" was originally released in 1985, & it manages to somewhat stand apart from other Dan compilations such as \\\"Gold\\\" and the 1978 \\\"Greatest Hits\\\". With Steely Dan's 1972-1980 output being, in general, so astonishingly consistent and filled with brilliant songs, plus the fact that their biggest hits do tend to rank among their best work, it's pretty hard to screw things up when assembling a Steely Dan greatest hits/ best of. The tracks on \\\"Decade\\\" are not presented in chronological order, however there is at least one track from each of their '72-'80 albums, & with the track selection being as as strong as it is, this is a great listen and an effective overview of their career. The only inclusion that's particularly questionable is the Duke Ellington/ Bubber Miley-penned instrumental \\\"East St. Louis Toodle-Oo\\\"--yes, I like it, & it's certainly clever, but it's a questionable choice when such total Dan classics as \\\"Any Major Dude Will Tell You\\\", \\\"Any World (That I'm Welcome To)\\\", and \\\"Haitian Divorce\\\", among many others, are missing in action. Still, like I said, this is an effective overview of a band who had boundless creativity when it came to sophisticated, arresting compositions. The thing that really sets this compilation apart is something the previous reviewer has also pointed out--it contains a version of the soundtrack tune \\\"FM\\\" that has a haunting, extended song-ending guitar solo passage from Walter Becker; this is the only Steely Dan CD I know of that contains this superior version of this classic song--the \\\"Citizen\\\" box set, the 2 CD \\\"Show Biz Kids\\\" set, and the aforementioned \\\"Gold\\\" CD all contain the inferior version that ends with an extended sax solo instead. Also, the musician/ performance credits for each individual track are a solid bonus. With a band like Steely Dan, obviously there's a lot more you need than just what's on this disc, but still, it's filled with great songs and is an effective compilation.\\n\\n(P.S. Somewhere along the line the \\\"A Decade of Steely Dan\\\" CD was indeed re-released (\\\"original recording remastered\\\" as they say), but the packaging remained extremely similar. The sound quality on the older version certainly isn't BAD, so it's a solid bargain if you see it around for a couple bucks somewhere. I wouldn't recommend spending a LOT more for the newer version.)\",\n \"Product: Released 1985 MCA Records, Inc.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 1 of many SD comps, but one oddity helps this disc stand out\\n\\nReview: Steely Dan, a definitive soft rock/ jazz rock group, have had a lot of greatest hits/ best of compilations released over the years with a lot of recycling of the same tracks. \\\"A Decade of Steely Dan\\\" was originally released in 1985, & it manages to somewhat stand apart from other Dan compilations such as \\\"Gold\\\" and the 1978 \\\"Greatest Hits\\\". With Steely Dan's 1972-1980 output being, in general, so astonishingly consistent and filled with brilliant songs, plus the fact that their biggest hits do tend to rank among their best work, it's pretty hard to screw things up when assembling a Steely Dan greatest hits/ best of. The tracks on \\\"Decade\\\" are not presented in chronological order, however there is at least one track from each of their '72-'80 albums, & with the track selection being as as strong as it is, this is a great listen and an effective overview of their career. The only inclusion that's particularly questionable is the Duke Ellington/ Bubber Miley-penned instrumental \\\"East St. Louis Toodle-Oo\\\"--yes, I like it, & it's certainly clever, but it's a questionable choice when such total Dan classics as \\\"Any Major Dude Will Tell You\\\", \\\"Any World (That I'm Welcome To)\\\", and \\\"Haitian Divorce\\\", among many others, are missing in action. Still, like I said, this is an effective overview of a band who had boundless creativity when it came to sophisticated, arresting compositions. The thing that really sets this compilation apart is that it contains a version of the soundtrack tune \\\"FM\\\" that has a haunting, extended song-ending guitar solo passage from Walter Becker; this is the only Steely Dan CD I know of that contains this superior version of this classic song--the \\\"Citizen\\\" box set, the 2 CD \\\"Show Biz Kids\\\" set, and the aforementioned \\\"Gold\\\" CD all contain the inferior version that ends with an extended sax solo instead. Also, the musician/ performance credits for each individual track are a solid bonus. With a band like Steely Dan, obviously there's a lot more you need than just what's on this disc, but still, it's filled with great songs and is an effective compilation.\\n\\n(P.S. Somewhere along the line the \\\"A Decade of Steely Dan\\\" CD was indeed re-released (\\\"original recording remastered\\\" as they say), but the packaging remained extremely similar. The sound quality on the older version certainly isn't BAD, so it's a solid bargain if you see it around for a couple bucks somewhere. I wouldn't recommend spending a LOT more for this newer version.)\",\n \"Product: I Just Wasn't Made for These Times Brian Wilson Label: MCA Special Products Release Date: 8/15/1995 UPC: 008811127022 1 Meant for You - :50 2 This Whole World - 1:55 3 Caroline, No - 2:39 4 Let the Wind Blow - 2:44 5 Love and Mercy - 3:13 6 Do It Again - 2:44 7 The Warmth of the Sun - 3:47 8 Wonderful - 2:13 9 Still I Dream of It [Original Home Demo, 1976] - 3:35 10 Melt Away - 2:58 11 'Til I Die - 2:46\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: really not too good\\n\\nReview: The track listing on this album looks about as perfect as one could imagine, which makes the disappointment all that much more. I'll say right off the bat that the tacked-on 1976 demo of the wistful, bittersweet \\\"Still I Dream Of It\\\" (a full band/ fleshed out version of which appears on the \\\"Good Vibrations\\\" box set) is deeply moving. But as for the rest of the disc... These remakes, in general, just sound rote, at times hokey, overslick, & lifeless. It's amazing how Brian has become, & continues to be, so self-conscious about his past brilliance doing things such as remaking \\\"Let Him Run Wild\\\" (on IMAGINATION), claiming he thought his voice sounded like a whiny girl on the original, & claiming most of the versions on this album to surpass the originals. Some (including Brian himself) thought Brian was losing his good judgment around the time of \\\"Good Vibrations\\\" in 1966. It's really here in the 90s where we see his judgment is very blurred, but then again, the guy has had such a troubled past, it's very understandable. That said, it's great to see Brian still performing & hanging in there, being the towering musical legend he always will be. And no one can take away the wonderful original versions.\",\n \"Product: Solid 1971 effort includes the David Gates penned \\\"Let Your Love Go\\\"\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: a really interesting effort, but ultimately uneven\\n\\nReview: Bread broke through commercially in 1970 with the David Gates-penned classic \\\"Make It With You\\\" which was released as a single in May of that year. \\\"Make It With You\\\" then went on to appear on Bread's second album \\\"On The Waters\\\" which is quite a showcase as far as the David Gates-penned material is concerned, but unfortunately that is not the case for the material by James Griffin and his writing partner Robb Royer.\\n\\n\\\"Manna\\\", Bread's 3rd album, was originally released in March of 1971. There's a heck of a lot going on stylistically here which gives the album sort of a tug-of-war feel, and although the results are ultimately uneven, it's still a really interesting effort. As far as the songwriting is concerned, the album is split down the middle, with 6 tunes written solely by Gates and the remaining 6 written by the Griffin/ Royer pairing.\\n\\nOn the whole, Gates is in pretty strong form here with his compositions. His weakest tune on the album by far is \\\"He's A Good Lad\\\"--it's got a lightweight McCartney-esque feel to it, but unfortunately it's annoyingly slight and dull, with toothless and excessively repetitive lyrics. The album-opening \\\"Let Your Love Go\\\" had been released as a single in late 1970 and peaked at #28--it's certainly catchy, but the attempt at a punchy and relatively hard-rocking sound sounds somewhat forced. \\\"Come Again\\\" is an extremely ambitious tune, starting off as a stately classical-inspired ballad, shifting into a jazzy nightclub feel, and containing a complexly melodic instrumental segment with piano and orchestration--it's quite intriguing, with impressive and effective melodicism, but unfortunately the song's melodrama takes away much of its impact. Gates does come up with three irresistible songs--there's the somewhat roots rock-flavored \\\"She Was My Lady\\\" in which he delivers an excellent echoing lead vocal and savvy lead guitar soloing; the breezy pop-rocker \\\"What A Change\\\" which has him soaring up to a blissful falsetto on the choruses; and of course, the immortal \\\"If\\\", a heart-wrenching, transcendant ballad of eternal devotion, fittingly enchanced by the 'underwater'-sounding electric guitar.\\n\\nAs for the Griffin/ Royer combo, they're showing signs of improvement over their \\\"On The Waters\\\" material, although Gates' production and arranging probably deserve a considerable amount of the credit for this, and the results still leave a lot to be desired. \\\"Take Comfort\\\" moves back and forth between a relatively hard-rocking section and a ballad section--the rockier part does have a catchy melody, but the song's 'meaningful' lyrics are lame-brained and obvious, and Griffin's typically overwrought vocals make them sound even worse. They go for edginess on the lustful, R&B-flavored \\\"Be Kind To Me\\\", but the tune sounds considerably like a throwaway, with lame lyrics and excess repetition of the title. They do come up with an engaging moody ballad with \\\"I Say Again\\\", a nice acoustic-based pop-rocker \\\"Too Much Love\\\", plus a couple other respectable tunes--the orchestrated ballad \\\"Live In Your Love\\\"; and the relatively revved-up album closer \\\"Truckin'\\\" which is typically overwrought but reasonably catchy.\\n\\nIn the end, \\\"Manna\\\" has its moments for sure, but it's frustratingly disjointed, with uneven songwriting. The 1995 CD release on Rhino does sweeten the pot with excellent, extensive liner notes and a typically valiant remastering effort--try to track it down for a reasonable price if you're a big-time Breadhead.\",\n \"Product: This is Mike Pinder's first solo album. Originally released in the '70s during the band's hiatus between the albums "Seventh Sojourn" and "Octave," Pinder eventually regained the rights and released it on his own label. Not mentioned on the disc are the two bonus tracks. Track 10 is a remake of 'One Step Into the Light' originally from the 'Octave' album. Track 11 is 'Island to Island', an unreleased track from the 80's. Also not listed is track 6, an instrumental titled 'Air.' Mike Pinder composed all songs and plays piano, Arp Synthesizers, guitar and, of course, MELLOTRON!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: a lot of really nice songs, but comes up short\\n\\nReview: During the Moody Blues' mid-'70s hiatus, Mike Pinder put out his first solo album with \\\"The Promise\\\" in 1976. If you're a big fan of his Moody Blues work and are coming to this album looking for more from where that came from, you may be in for a surprise, because Pinder definitely turned a musical corner here. At times, the sound is still quite lush, but this is basically mid-'70s soft rock with little of the symphonic sound of the Moodies--it seems Pinder used the Mellotron mostly for 'ornamental' effects, and he actually went with an Arp synth for the 'string' sounds on \\\"You'll Make It Through\\\". Additionally, there's very much of a jazz flavor to the flute-laden \\\"Someone To Believe In\\\", as well as a heavy gospel vibe on \\\"You'll Make It Through\\\" and on the coda of \\\"Free As A Dove\\\". Pinder's vocals are generally mellow and typically earnest, though occasionally they're a bit shakey and at times slip over into sappiness. Certainly, Pinder's talent for engagingly tuneful songwriting is solidly on display on a majority of the songs here--the uptempo \\\"Free As A Dove\\\" is wonderfully melodic and has a contemplative instrumental break with a great, harmonized guitar line, although the good-timey coda does go a bit overboard; \\\"You'll Make It Through\\\" is uplifting; \\\"I Only Want To Love You\\\" is a little sappy, but still endearing; \\\"Carry On\\\" is breezy and quite catchy; and \\\"Message\\\" is stately and has a dreamy quality, although it suffers from some fairly overwrought lyrics. And that leads to another problem--the onslaught of New Age-style lyrics is overkill, especially considering how corny some of them are, as on the pompous spoken-word piece \\\"The Seed\\\". He really gets carried away on the largely dull, 6-minute title track, and that really hurts considering the shortness of the main album portion--less than 32 minutes. This CD version is lengthened with the inclusion of 2 bonus tracks which aren't listed anywhere on the package and were recorded much later than the rest of the tracks--unfortunately, one of them is an inferior re-recording of \\\"One Step Into The Light\\\" done in a late '80s adult contemporary style; the other is the mellow, nicely tuneful \\\"Island To Island\\\", a very pleasant tune, though it's a bit toothless. If you love Pinder's work with the Moodies, you will reap some rewards from this album--it's certainly not a disaster, but \\\"The Promise\\\" is an album that really feels like a frustrating missed opportunity.\",\n \"Product: Their 1979 debut album that was never issued domestically. Features four tracks not on 'Boys Don't Cry' (the U.S. version of the debut,) a cover of Jimi Hendrix's 'Foxy Lady', 'Object', 'Meat Hook' & 'It's Not You'. 12 tracks total, also featuring '10:15 Saturday Night', 'Grinding Halt' and 'Fire in Cairo'. Fiction / Universal.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a highly impressive start to an astonishingly great career\\n\\nReview: Listening today to The Cure's debut album \\\"Three Imaginary Boys\\\", originally released in May of 1979, it's intriguing to see how it compares with their subsequent '80s records. But don't get the wrong idea--even though Robert Smith himself has admitted over the years to not being particularly happy with this album, \\\"Three Imaginary Boys\\\" is far more than a mere curiosity for diehard Cure fans; this is a highly impressive debut album. It's even more remarkable when you consider that Smith was less than 2 months past his 20th birthday when the album was released, and his vocals do have a youthful exuberance on many of these songs.\\n\\nThe group often displays a sense of humor here that's completely absent from the next few albums. Songs that point this out include \\\"Grinding Halt\\\", with its 'bouncing ball' intro and 'dying engine' ending; the amusing, cartoonishly creepy \\\"Subway Song\\\"; the rambling \\\"So What\\\" with its classified-section lyrics; and the Jimi Hendrix cover \\\"Foxy Lady\\\" which actually features then-bass guitarist Michael Dempsey on lead vocals, and sounds mind-bogglingly like Devo. Also, although not intentionally funny, notice how Lol Tolhurst, who was the drummer at the time, falls back on the same damn drum fill on all of the uptempo numbers, which does get to be a bit annoying--it's been reported he wasn't a very accomplished drummer at the time, and it really does show.\\n\\nThere are also no noticeable keyboards anywhere on the album. A harmonica crops up on \\\"Subway Song\\\", but that's basically the only deviation from the guitar-bass-drums instrumental arrangements. Somewhat ironically though, this album actually comes across as a bit more diverse than the next couple.\\n\\nAlthough many of the tunes sound underwritten, there's lots and lots of ear-catching stuff here. \\\"Object\\\" is surprisingly punkish; and the uptempo \\\"Grinding Halt\\\" has a great bass hook and sounds strikingly similar to The Jam. The skeletal, starkly-arranged \\\"10:15 Saturday Night\\\" is engagingly mysterious-sounding. \\\"Accuracy\\\" and \\\"Meathook\\\" each have crafty guitar licks. \\\"Another Day\\\", with its woozy-sounding guitar intro, is a very fine tune with a melancholy, yet strangely uplifting feel. \\\"So What\\\" has an irresistibly catchy, riffy backing track. \\\"Fire In Cairo\\\" is a wonderfully catchy, mellow, mid-tempo minor-keyed tune; and also excellent is the title track which strongly foreshadows the direction the band would take on the following album \\\"Seventeen Seconds\\\".\\n\\nSo, although it's not a masterpiece like so many of The Cure's '80s albums, \\\"Three Imaginary Boys\\\" is still a very fine start to their astonishingly great career.\\n\\n(P.S. \\\"Three Imaginary Boys\\\" in its entirety wasn't released in the US until Rhino issued it in a 2 CD \\\"deluxe\\\" format in December of 2004. In late '79 or early '80, the \\\"Boys Don't Cry\\\" album was released in the US which uses 8 tracks from the \\\"Three Imaginary Boys\\\" album, and adds the title track, \\\"Plastic Passion\\\", \\\"Jumping Someone Else's Train\\\", and \\\"Killing An Arab\\\" to the track list. If you're on a budget and/ or aren't a totally obsessive fan, you're probably better off just sticking to the \\\"Boys Don't Cry\\\" release for your fix of pre-'80s Cure.)\",\n \"Product: The English pop-rock trio's sophomore outing, first released in 1987. 11 tracks, including 'Indian Summer' and 'Power To Believe'. Warner.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: somewhat disappointing when compared to the phenomenal debut, but still a lot of magic to be found\\n\\nReview: The Dream Academy's second album, 1987's \\\"Remembrance Days\\\", is not as great as their absolute masterpiece debut. David Gilmour, who co-produced all but one of the tracks from the debut, doesn't participate here. Every track here is co-produced by Hugh Padgham, who worked with closely with Phil Collins and Genesis throughout the `80s. Now, I'm a tremendous fan of '80s Genesis and '80s Phil, and the idea of bringing in Padgham to produce the Dream Academy seems totally promising. The results ARE generally very strong, but, it seems that Gilmour and Nick Laird-Clowes had a major chemistry that helped give the debut its unique, arresting atmosphere. The sound overall on \\\"Remembrance Days\\\" leans considerably more toward a typical late `80s pop-rock sound. Plus, the songwriting is overall a noticeable step down from the previous album.\\n\\nDon't get me wrong, though. There's still a lot of magic here. I wouldn't call this a sophomore slump--it's still well-worth checking out, with many tracks that rank among the Dream Academy's best ever, which is saying a lot. \\\"The Power To Believe\\\" is a terrifically melodic, haunting, atmospheric story-song--it does strongly recall Phil Collins' \\\"In the Air Tonight\\\", and in turn, it seems to have influenced Phil's subsequent \\\"We Fly So Close\\\" from his 1993 album \\\"Both Sides\\\". \\\"Humdrum\\\" is a mesmerizing, evocative song with incisive lyrics about the rat race people find themselves in, and it's additionally punctuated by a great saxophone solo from Kate St John. The wonderfully breezy \\\"Hampstead Girl\\\" spotlights elegant, dreamy background vocals from Kate, as does the brilliant, transcendant retooling of \\\"Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime\\\" which also displays her masterful use of oboe--the latter track was co-produced by Lindsey Buckingham, and it's clearly superior to the hit version by the group Korgis (thankfully they didn`t leave this track off the album as they had originally intended). Also, \\\"In The Hands of Love\\\" is an anthemic and highly effective track.\\n\\nA lot of the tracks though are frustrating because they're quite strong, but suffer from botched execution. \\\"The Lesson Of Love\\\", which was co-written and co-produced by Patrick Leonard (of Madonna fame) is a really nice, breezy song, but suffers from Nick's weak lead vocal. \\\"Here\\\" is pretty, but has a frustratingly rambling, aimless melody. The somewhat funky \\\"Doubleminded\\\" is infectiously melodic, but has some rather grating synth and is a bit slight. \\\"Indian Summer\\\" was also co-produced by Lindsey Buckingham (it also features him on background vocals), and it bears more than a passing resemblance to \\\"Life In A Northern Town\\\", right from the opening notes, as well as with the chanting on the fade--it's really strong, but the production doesn't really do it justice, and it ends up coming across as a bit sappy. The confessional \\\"Ballad In 4/4\\\", as the title perhaps suggests, is somewhat dull. And their reach exceeded their grasp on the album closing epic \\\"In Exile (For Rodrigo Rojas)\\\"--it's ambitious and it does grab you, but it fails to really hold on; it`s rather disjointed and lacking in direction--it doesn`t feel fully realized.\\n\\nIn the end, even with all of the weaknesses of the album, there's still very much to like/ love on \\\"Remembrance Days\\\". With a little more fine-tuning, this album could have easily been another masterpiece, but as it is, it falls tantalizingly short. Over the course of the album`s 50+ minute running time, there's quite a lot to mull over, and a lot of it's great, for sure. The debut album is a better place to start if you're new to the Dream, but you'll definitely want to move on to this one. Short-lived though they were, The Dream Academy were an incredible band, with Nick Laird-Clowes being one of the most brilliant artists in the history of music, and \\\"Remembrance Days\\\" is solidly recommended.\",\n \"Product: The late vocalist's 1978 & top 20 debut album. Produced byTed Templeman, it contains 11 tracks, including her top 10cover of Neil Young's 'Lotta Love', plus 'Give A Little'. AWarner Brothers release.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: promising debut, but sadly uneven; leaves a lot to be desired\\n\\nReview: Following a stint with Commander Cody, Nicolette Larson struck out on her own for her solo career, and her debut album \\\"Nicolette\\\" was released in late September of 1978. If you had to sum up the overall quality of the \\\"Nicolette\\\" album in two words, 'mixed bag' would definitely fit the bill. With this album, the considerable stylistic variety is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, there are a bunch of high quality songs here. The album-opening big hit, the Neil Young-penned \\\"Lotta Love\\\", is an ultra-catchy, lushly and brilliantly textured pop-rock song with an uncanny guitar lick at the beginning and tasteful, effective use of strings--it easily beats out Neil's own folk-rock version which came out in the very same period on his \\\"Comes A Time\\\" album; if there's a complaint with Nicolette's version, it's that her vocals on it are rather rote & 'show-biz'-ish, though it's certainly not enough to greatly damage the song. Next up we get the infectiously funky and innocently sexy \\\"Rhumba Girl\\\" which is a cover of Jesse Winchester's \\\"Rhumba Man\\\", and also a gem is the gentle, supremely tuneful ballad \\\"Give A Little\\\". There are a couple more strong songs with the catchy rocker \\\"Can't Get Away From You\\\" (which features an uncredited guest appearance from Eddie Van Halen) and the funked-up Holland-Dozier-Holland tune \\\"Baby, Don't You Do It\\\". Unfortunately, the album just doesn't offer a whole heck of a lot beyond the handful of aforementioned tracks. Nicolette's vocals are impressively flexible on the cover of Sam Cooke's \\\"You Send Me\\\", but I'm sorry, the tune itself is generic fluff. There's more fluff on display in the service of a couple straight-up country/ western tunes--\\\"Come Early Mornin'\\\", and the stripped down duet \\\"Angels Rejoiced\\\" which is dull and slightly grating, though it's mercifully short. There's also a trio of syrupy, string-laden ballads--the silly \\\"Mexican Divorce\\\", the drippy album closer \\\"Last In Love\\\", & a cover of Adam Mitchell's \\\"French Waltz\\\" which is actually a strong piece of material, but it's been recorded quite a few times, including two different studio versions by Mitchell himself (Art Garfunkel covered it as well on his 1981 album \\\"Scissors Cut\\\"), & Nicolette's version here doesn't present it in a very flattering light. So, although Nicolette didn't write any of the songs here, her willingness to tackle different styles is admirable, but it just doesn't come off so great. This is still worth having for the handful of standout tracks which also point the way to her much stronger sophomore album \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\".\",\n \"Product: All Original, Rare & Long OOP! - 1990 Original Master Recording - Mobile Fidelity UDCD535. A gem for serious Boz Scaggs fans & collectors. His Smash Hit CD with Hit after Hit...\\\"What Can I Say\\\", \\\"Lido Shuffle\\\", \\\"Lowdown\\\" etc...The Gold CD is in Very Good condition with some very minor surface marks. The Unique \\\"Lift Up\\\" Case has a couple of marks on the front but also in Very Good shape (no cracks etc.) and perfect working condition. Liner Notes - Front Cover,Back Cover as well as his Stand Alone Picture inside liner notes are in Good to Very Good shape. Remaining liner notes do have some water damage. Please see pictures - feel free to send me a question..\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Boz's 1976 commercial blockbuster... and deservedly so\\n\\nReview: Boz Scaggs' \\\"Silk Degrees\\\" was released in early 1976, & talk about a commercial breakthrough... All these years later, \\\"Lowdown\\\", \\\"Lido Shuffle\\\", \\\"What Can I Say\\\", \\\"It's Over\\\", & \\\"Georgia\\\" ALL still get a mind-boggling amount of airplay (in my area anyway). The \\\"Lowdown\\\" single went gold, plus Rita Coolidge did a version of \\\"We're All Alone\\\" that came out the following year & became a big time hit as well. By all means, \\\"Silk Degrees\\\" is an important album--future Toto members David Paich, David Hungate, & Jeff Porcaro are all part of the core band on \\\"Silk Degrees\\\", and this album had a significant impact on their formation, and that's really nothing to snicker at. Plus, with its lushness and its funked-up pop-rock/ R&B a la Steely Dan (small wonder than both Paich & Porcaro had played with the Dan), this is simply a great album. Scaggs' vocals are highly unique--his inflections are quite weird at times, yet there's no denying he sings with arresting passion; he sounds kind of like a mix of Donald Fagen & Van Morrison. Scaggs & Paich co-wrote half of the tracks here, 4 of which are among the album's staples--of course, there's the uptempo \\\"Lowdown\\\" which, with Porcaro's drumming, the haunting lyrics, & the deathless hooks piled over the 2-chord progression, it grooves along irresistibly; \\\"It's Over\\\" is ultra-catchy, as is \\\"What Can I Say\\\" which has Scaggs cutting loose vocally to irresistible effect; & \\\"Lido Shuffle\\\", with its skittering rhythm & wordless vocal hook on the chorus, is a lot of fun. Paich gets in one solo composition with \\\"Love Me Tomorrow\\\" which is a funky, infectious gem in its own right. Scaggs has 3 solo compositions--\\\"Georgia\\\", in characteristic Steely Dan fashion, mixes bright, upbeat music with lyrics of a guy being kept from his woman because he's stuck in jail, and the result is an optimistic hook-fest; the reflective \\\"Harbor Lights\\\" is a gorgeous, dreamy ballad with that 'rainy' intro and a Herb Alpert-style fade; and the album closer \\\"We're All Alone\\\" is a simply masterful composition with a truly beautiful melody (admittedly, he did borrow the chord progression on the chorus from his earlier tune \\\"You Make It So Hard (To Say No)\\\" nearly to a tee)--I think the version here, with its somewhat brittle, echo-y drum sound and excess orchestration, leaves a tad to be desired, but it still soars anyway (Rita Coolidge's hit version is also very good--it's the kind of song that'd take a significant effort to really screw up). \\\"What Do You Want The Girl To Do\\\", written by Allen Toussaint, is strong and swings along nicely. There is one major misfire here though with the Paich/ Scaggs composition \\\"Jump Street\\\"--it's an annoyingly tuneless rocker made even more annoying by its false ending/ reprise that pushes the song over the 5-minute mark; it's a textbook example of a 'bad song on a great album'. And indeed, with the rest of the album being as great as it is, it certainly makes up for it. You may have heard a majority of the songs here an endless number of times being played all over the place, but there's no denying \\\"Silk Degrees\\\" deserves to be hailed as a classic. (If you love \\\"Silk Degrees\\\", you're missing out if you don't check out his superb follow-up album \\\"Down Two Then Left\\\"!)\",\n \"Product: Rosie Vela ~ Zazu\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rosie Vela unleashes her musical brilliance\\n\\nReview: Rosie Vela became a big name fashion model in the late '70s. Her fast-paced modeling career was in part an attempt to cope with the loss of her first husband, who died in 1974 at the young age of 21.\\n\\nAs the money rolled in from her modeling career, Vela was honing her musical craft. Vela was a huge fan of Steely Dan, and it shows. She was able to secure Dan producer Gary Katz for \\\"Zazu\\\", which in turn led to Walter Becker and Donald Fagen themselves playing on the album. \\\"Zazu\\\" was originally released in 1986. At the time, Becker and Fagen being back together in the studio got some people's hopes up that the officially disbanded Steely Dan might decide to reunite, but that shouldn't overshadow the fact that \\\"Zazu\\\" is a brilliant album, and more than anyone else, the credit goes to Vela, who wrote 8 of the 9 tracks on the album herself.\\n\\nIn a sense, this album is the very definition of cool. Gary Katz did an excellent job producing--synthesizers and electronic drums are heavily used, but everything is held in check, giving the songs plenty of room to 'breathe'. Like Steely Dan, Vela demonstrates an uncanny knack for sophisticated song structures and sly hooks. Rosie puts her own stamp on the proceedings with her terrific vocals which meld beautifully with the songs--look at the smile-inducing, off-hand sensuality she brings to \\\"Magic Smile\\\"; or how she handles the gorgeous, winding melody of the confessional, yearning mid-tempo ballad \\\"Interlude\\\". Lyrically, she mostly deals with romantic themes, but her lyrics are far from generic; sometimes the imagery she creates is downright wacky, but engagingly so, as on \\\"Boxs\\\" [sic].\\n\\nIn short, this is a terrific album that any serious music fan will want to listen to repeatedly--it's a must-have. It's no wonder that Jeff Lynne secured Rosie to sing backup on his short-lived ELO reunion tour. I'd love to hear more of Rosie's great vocals and songwriting--it really is a shame that the material Vela recorded for an intended second album remains unreleased all these years later.\",\n \"Product: Rosie Vela ~ Zazu\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rosie Vela unleashes her musical brilliance\\n\\nReview: Rosie Vela became a big name fashion model in the late '70s. Her fast-paced modeling career was in part an attempt to cope with the loss of her first husband, who died in 1974 at the young age of 21.\\n\\nAs the money rolled in from her modeling career, Vela was honing her musical craft. Vela was a huge fan of Steely Dan, and it shows. She was able to secure Dan producer Gary Katz for \\\"Zazu\\\", which in turn led to Walter Becker and Donald Fagen themselves playing on the album. \\\"Zazu\\\" was originally released in 1986. At the time, Becker and Fagen being back together in the studio got some people's hopes up that the officially disbanded Steely Dan might decide to reunite, but that shouldn't overshadow the fact that \\\"Zazu\\\" is a brilliant album, and more than anyone else, the credit goes to Vela, who wrote 8 of the 9 tracks on the album herself.\\n\\nIn a sense, this album is the very definition of cool. Gary Katz did an excellent job producing--synthesizers and electronic drums are heavily used, but everything is held in check, giving the songs plenty of room to 'breathe'. Like Steely Dan, Vela demonstrates an uncanny knack for sophisticated song structures and sly hooks. Rosie puts her own stamp on the proceedings with her terrific vocals which meld beautifully with the songs--look at the smile-inducing, off-hand sensuality she brings to \\\"Magic Smile\\\"; or how she handles the gorgeous, winding melody of the confessional, yearning mid-tempo ballad \\\"Interlude\\\". Lyrically, she mostly deals with romantic themes, but her lyrics are far from generic; sometimes the imagery she creates is downright wacky, but engagingly so, as on \\\"Boxs\\\" [sic].\\n\\nIn short, this is a terrific album that any serious music fan will want to listen to repeatedly--it's a must-have. It's no wonder that Jeff Lynne secured Rosie to sing backup on his short-lived ELO reunion tour. I'd love to hear more of Rosie's great vocals and songwriting--it really is a shame that the material Vela recorded for an intended second album remains unreleased all these years later.\",\n \"Product: Smash 1980 album ... and her first as co-producer! Cameo by Roy Harper. Includes \\\"Babooshka\\\" and \\\"Breathing\\\".\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a phenomenal album from an incredibly unique artist\\n\\nReview: Released in September of 1980, Kate Bush's 3rd album \\\"Never for Ever\\\" is, as the saying goes, \\\"through the roof\\\"--this is a phenomenal piece of work. It's very all over the map, yet it flows stunningly well as an album--in other words, \\\"Never for Ever\\\" takes you on an exhilirating journey. Kate is absolutely one of the most amazing vocalists ever--incredibly expressive, versatile, making great use of her extraordinary range, and a master of nuance. And of course, there's also Kate's astonishing songwriting abilities and her magical piano playing. The creepy album-opener \\\"Babooshka\\\" is, for lack of better term, a twisted pop-rocker, and it's incredibly tuneful with great tension and an explosive chorus; its tells a tale of a woman secretly playing tricks on her husband, making it rather reminiscent of \\\"The Pina Colada Song\\\" by Rupert Holmes in a lyrical sense, though it's a totally different ball of wax from a musical perspective. The drum machine-based \\\"Delius (Song of Summer)\\\" is gorgeous with its melodically rich piano and masterfully textured sound--with the music and Kate's soaring vocals, it evokes the feeling of a wonderful starry night. \\\"Blow Away (For Bill)\\\" is a remarkably intriguing tribute to pop/ rock stars who died young--the chorus features bizarre pronunciation (done this way intentionally, no doubt) and makes reference to Minnie Riperton, Keith Moon, Sid Vicious, Buddy Holly, and Sandy Denny, with Marc Bolan also referenced in the last verse; the song achieves an incredibly bittersweet quality, thanks to the wonderful sighing chord changes, soaring melodicism, and the heart-tuggingly emotional lyrics. She moves into Celtic-flavored territory on the enchanting \\\"All We Ever Look For\\\"--it's about relationships between children and their parents, and the lyrics ring very true indeed. \\\"The Wedding List\\\" features incredibly twisted lyrics sung from the point of view of a possessed, jealous woman--quite disturbing subject matter, but the drama and Kate's devilish vocals are captivating. Kate serves up a really fun rocker with the cartoonishly erotic \\\"Violin\\\" which fittingly features quasi-atonal violin work--she gets a little carried away with her orgasmic yelps, but the hilariously obsessive, manic chorus is a blast. The musically gentle, mandolin-laden \\\"Army Dreamers\\\" is another sumptuously melodic song and has extremely poignant lyrics. She ends the album with the chilling \\\"Breathing\\\"--sung from the point of view of an unborn child, it takes a brilliant look at problems of nuclear power which had become of great concern in the late '70s, and it also makes reference to mothers who smoke during pregnancy (one of the saddest things a woman can do); the song does suffer a bit from the melodramatic chant at the end, but it's a pretty minor complaint on an album that really blows you away. I really want to point out that the production values on this album are really amazing--pristinely recorded, sublime sound quality, cool use of sound effects, truly a timeless piece of work; ironically, no producer's credit is listed, though it's an easy guess that Kate was definitely calling the shots. You definitely have to give credit though to the numerous ace musicians she has on here helping her out. The fact that this album still sounds like such a startlingly original breakthrough after nearly 25 years after its original release is a testament to Kate's one-of-a-kind nature. \\\"Never for Ever\\\" is a definite must-have recording.\",\n \"Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the 1998 remastered Velvel release. Catalog 63467-79725-2. There is a hole punch through the UPC.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a strong start to the Kinks' Arista Records years\\n\\nReview: Originally released in February of 1977, \\\"Sleepwalker\\\" was the first album the Kinks did for the Arista Records label which was founded, and at the time headed, by the notorious record industry mogul Clive Davis. This switch from RCA to Arista coincided with Ray Davies backing down from the seemingly endless string of Broadway-flavored, horn-laden concept albums he'd been writing in favor of a more-or-less straightahead rock 'n' roll approach.\\n\\nYou've probably read about how Arista Records wasn't going to accept any \\\"Preservation\\\"/ \\\"Soap Opera\\\"-style concept albums from the Kinks. However, in characteristic Ray Davies fashion, he wanted to have his cake and eat it too, so he devised \\\"Sleepwalker\\\" as a loosely thematic album about sleeplessness/ restlessness, a theme which can be detected just by glancing at some of the song titles such as the title track, \\\"Sleepless Night\\\", and \\\"Full Moon\\\".\\n\\nAnd this is a really solid, satisfying album. Although these years on Arista Records also tend to be referred to as the Kinks' \\\"arena rock\\\" years, \\\"arena rock\\\" really is not an accurate description for the music on this album. Granted, the group does rock out pretty hard on many of the songs here, but the group demonstrated that they hadn't entirely forgotten the concept of rocking out on the previous album \\\"Schoolboys In Disgrace\\\", and \\\"Sleepwalker\\\" is hardly a move toward Kiss-style territory.\\n\\nAs usual, Ray has sole writing credit for all the tracks on the album. And there are a bunch of great ones. \\\"Mr. Big Man\\\" is a raging rocker about a person who acheives fame and then proceeds to blow off the people who helped him get there. \\\"Juke Box Music\\\" has really curious lyrics about not taking music too seriously and how it's \\\"only there to dance to\\\", but regardless, it's an absolutely infectious rocker with a simple-but-irresistible riff, catchy melody, great Dave Davies lead guitar work, well-placed synthesized strings, and neat interplay between Ray and Dave's vocals. The bluesy \\\"Sleepless Night\\\" has some silly, seemingly unfinished lyrics, and Dave's lead vocals are a little shaky, but it's irresistible anyway, thanks to more great Dave Davies guitarwork, cool organ, and the sheer catchiness. \\\"Full Moon\\\" is a soaring, emotional song that builds up arrestingly, with Ray's vocals starting off gentle and working their way up to a wonderfully from-the-gut delivery.\\n\\nThere are more quality tunes as well. The album-opening story-song \\\"Life On The Road\\\" starts off mellow before transforming into an uptempo rocker with with some clever and funny lyrics. The title track is also fun and catchy, although somewhat underdeveloped. The album-closer \\\"Life Goes On\\\" is quite amusing with its sardonic lyrics about how we must carry on no matter how bad life gets, and yet the simple and memorable \\\"life goes on and on and on\\\" hook of the chorus is uncannily uplifting, which is seemingly what Ray was going for with the song.\\n\\nOnly a couple songs are considerably dull. One is \\\"Stormy Sky\\\"--the song does have atmosphere, but it's underdeveloped in terms of the songwriting and feels like filler. Even worse is the strained, 5+ minute ballad \\\"Brother\\\" which aims for a directly spiritual quality, and is loaded up with painfully predictable lyrics.\\n\\nAnother comment I can't help but make is that many of the songs here are strikingly similar to earlier songs. \\\"Mr. Big Man\\\" is extremely reminsicent of 10cc's \\\"The Wall Street Shuffle\\\", and some of Dave's lead guitar bits make the song very reminiscent of \\\"Layla\\\" as well. The title track sounds a lot like the Steve Miller Band's \\\"Take the Money and Run\\\" (even if \\\"Sleepwalker\\\" is the better song), and it also has a somewhat annoying \\\"Dear Prudence\\\"-style ending. The ending of \\\"Full Moon\\\" references the Kinks' own \\\"Johnny Thunder\\\". In other words, the album kinda doubles as a virtual name-that-tune fest.\\n\\nThe 1998 CD reissue of \\\"Sleepwalker\\\" on Velvel Records has great sound quality and superb liner notes. It also adds interest to the proceedings in the form of bonus tracks--\\\"Artificial Light\\\" is forgettable, and \\\"Price of the Punks\\\" is pretty amusing, but a bit ham-fisted and overdone; however, the moody \\\"The Poseur\\\" is arresting, as is the engaging ballad \\\"On The Outside\\\" (present in 2 slightly different versions). (Velvel have subsequently reissued \\\"Sleepwalker\\\" again in 2005 in hybrid SACD format with the bonus tracks intact.)\\n\\nOverall, a highly satisfying disc that ranks as a must for any Kinks fan.\",\n \"Product: International pressing of the pop superstar's 1996 album, now deleted domestically. 11 tracks including the singles, 'Fastlove', 'Older', & 'Spinning the Wheel'. Virgin. 2004.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a captivating mood piece--splendidly melodic as well\\n\\nReview: Regardless of how corny you might find some of George Michael's Wham! work to be, it's totally obvious even on the first Wham! album that he had an incredible knack for catchy/ tuneful pop-rock songwriting. George had released some music in the time between 1990's \\\"Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1\\\" and this album, \\\"Older\\\", which was finally released in 1996--he contributed 3 tracks to the various artists \\\"Red Hot + Dance\\\" CD, plus there was the release of the \\\"Five Live\\\" EP which found him teaming up with the surviving members of Queen--however, this period is notorious for Michael's lawsuit with his record company, Sony/ Columbia, which he ultimately lost. To put it a certain way though, \\\"Older\\\" certainly was worth the wait because Michael really outdid himself here--this is a truly superb album. Overall, the album is very, very mellow and frequently haunting/ contemplative; don't get the wrong idea though thinking that mellow is synonymous with boring--with so much great melodicism, elegance, and tastefulness, plus with George being in absolutely terrific, expressive form vocally, the album ends up being captivating, piling up great track upon great track. Beyond that, \\\"Older\\\" is a deeply resonating album, very emotionally moving. A bunch of the tracks find George picking up where the song \\\"Cowboys and Angels\\\" left off--\\\"Jesus To A Child\\\" & \\\"You Have Been Loved\\\" are lush, reverb-heavy ballads that are both beautifully sad and incredibly soothing; and the yearning \\\"To Be Forgiven\\\" is really good also. \\\"Fastlove\\\" is an infectious dancefloor tune while at the same time capturing a feel of romantic desperation to chilling effect--you've got to admit though that George was rather crazy to think he could get away with lifting the main hook from Patrice Rushen's \\\"Forget Me Nots\\\" whole cloth without giving credit and get away with it (the song's break is also blatantly reminiscent of the one in \\\"Forget Me Nots\\\")--nevertheless, a brilliant song. \\\"Spinning the Wheel\\\" is a superbly soulful tune with a great swinging, jazzy feel and excellent falsetto vocals from George. The super mellow, starkly arranged and reflective \\\"It Doesn't Really Matter\\\" is another soothing gem (notice his near quoting of \\\"Always Something There To Remind Me\\\"). George also proves he can totally pull off a lounge jazz-style tune with the ultra-catchy \\\"Move On\\\" which finds a unique balance between being downbeat and uplifting. \\\"The Strangest Thing\\\" is a strong tune with a cool otherworldly/ atmospheric feel to it, and the ranting \\\"Star People\\\" is fun. You've really got to hand it to George Michael for what he accomplished on this album--he really managed to capture an essence here, one that reminds of me of what makes so much R&B and soft rock from the 1970s and early '80s so great, and certainly there are musical influences from much earlier as well, and it's an extremely winning blend. The fact that George convincingly pulls off the one-man-band approach--he plays all of the instruments on several tracks--just further demonstrates what an extremely talented artist he is. \\\"Older\\\" is an essential album--it's one of the best albums of the '90s.\",\n \"Product: An unforgettable album from 1975 that soared to #6 with Carry Me; Love Work Out; Wind on the Water , and more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Crosby & Nash -- what a pairing\\n\\nReview: Originally released in September of 1975, \\\"Wind on the Water\\\" is the second proper album from the duo pairing of David Crosby and Graham Nash, and quite simply, it's a must-have.\\n\\nYou haven't truly lived if you haven't experienced the soaring beauty of Crosby's looping, aptly-titled \\\"Bittersweet\\\", and the dreamy contemplation of his \\\"Homeward Through The Haze\\\". Likewise, Nash's waltzing \\\"Mama Lion\\\" has striking lyrical imagery and an incredibly powerful buildup, with searingly emotional slide guitar from the extraordinary David Lindley. The album's ultimate 'forgotten gem', in that it doesn't appear on the \\\"CSN\\\" box set, and seems to have never been performed live by these guys (if it has, then just barely), is Nash's spellbindingly powerful and defiant anthem \\\"Love Work Out\\\"--Jackson Browne is credited for \\\"other vocals\\\" on it, and it features some of the richest vocal harmonies you could imagine, and the guitar interplay between Lindley and Danny Kortchmar is again extraordinary; CSN&Y should have seriously considered resurrecting this timeless inspirational gem for their 2006 Freedom of Speech tour, and hey, it'd have given Stills and Young a perfect vehicle for one of their guitar duels. Fittingly, Lindley brings out the fiddle, to excellent effect, for \\\"Cowboy of Dreams\\\", an excellent 3/4 country-western song that Nash claims to have written about Neil Young--heard today, the chorus sounds like a sly jab at those who are willing to go along with Young no matter what musical detour he chooses. \\\"Naked In The Rain\\\" is the first time Crosby and Nash shared a writing credit on a single song--it has a blissful, sun-kissed feel to it, with its blend of acoustic guitars, Craig Doerge's modulated electric piano, and Kortchmar's 'raining' electric guitar flourishes. Nash's protest number \\\"Fieldworker\\\" suffers from a somewhat lackluster execution, but it's still strong. Other great songs include Nash's angry \\\"Take The Money And Run\\\" and Crosby's dynamic, incredibly crafty \\\"Low Down Payment\\\". James Taylor is featured on at least two songs--Crosby's uplifting \\\"Carry Me\\\" (where he sings about a visit to his dying mother) and Nash's title song (a cautionary tale about the killing off of whales); it also sounds like Taylor playing acoustic guitar on \\\"Bittersweet\\\", although he is not credited (furthermore, no one at all is credited for playing acoustic guitar on it, although it's clearly audible, which just makes me all the more certain it's Taylor). Crosby's \\\"Critical Mass\\\", which serves as an intro to the title song, is magnificently arranged, bafflingly sophisticated, and beautiful--it's an a capella piece sung entirely by Crosby & Nash until the orchestra kicks in at the end; seemingly an outtake from Crosby's first solo album, it's kind of mind-blowing that Crosby's vocal parts had been recorded over 4 years before Nash got around to adding his.\\n\\nAs the liner notes for this 2000 reissue indicate, Crosby and Nash themselves hold this album in very high regard, and had incredibly good feelings about it as they were recording it. Indeed, with so much sumptuous, emotionally-wrenching material, \\\"Wind on the Water\\\" should be an indispensible part of any serious music lover's collection.\",\n \"Product: This package chronicles 30 years of Moddy Blues recordings. Track includes \\\"Nights in White Satin,\\\" \\\"Question,\\\" \\\"The Voice,\\\" \\\"I'm Just a Singer (In a Rock And Roll Band).\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: not a weak track anywhere, but a pretty damn pointless CD anyway\\n\\nReview: Due to the extremely limited appeal of this CD, you'll most likely be able to get a used copy DIRT CHEAP. By limited appeal, I'm not saying that these songs are bad--in fact, none of them are bad. If you do see this dirt cheap and don't know a thing about the Moodies, it does provide you with a 'quick fix' of the group. But that's really the best that can be said because there are simply too many other Moody Blues compilations around that are easily superior. I wouldn't go so far as to say that this is THE most pointless Moodies' compilation ever released--I do give this one the edge over 1985's similarly scant \\\"Voices In The Sky\\\" comp--but still, with the single disc \\\"The Best of the Moody Blues\\\" having all of the tracks found here plus 6 more, this \\\"20th Century Masters\\\" disc is basically just a waste of space.\",\n \"Product: Compact Disc\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: maddeningly uneven--has a lot going both for it & against it\\n\\nReview: Michael McDonald's long-awaited \\\"Blue Obsession\\\" was finally released in 2000, and it's almost beyond belief what a frustrating listen it is. Teaming up with Tommy Sims, who produced a majority of the album, \\\"Blue Obsession\\\" finds McDonald simultaneously trying to return to his classic late '70s/ early '80s sound while moving forward into gospel-flavored territory, and the results are uneven to say the least. The album gets off to a painfully flawed start with \\\"All I Need\\\"--it's actually quite a strong piece of raw material, plus it's got cool orchestration and effectively harkens back to the Philly Soul sound of the early '70s, but it suffers badly from Sims' obnoxious co-lead vocals and spoken word parts. Similarly, \\\"Kikwit Town\\\" starts off as a haunting, stripped-down ballad, but gets dragged down by the overloud drums that come in about 2 & 1/2 minutes into the song, as well as the distracting sound effects. \\\"Obsession Blues\\\" is a nice, bluesy rocker, but it fails to really get the blood flowing the way it so desperately wants to. The vamping \\\"No Love To Be Found\\\" is a pretty bland and generic piece of horn-laden R & B. \\\"Someday You Will\\\" is a dull attempt at an uplifting ballad. There are some minor standouts with the gloomy, soothing ballad \\\"Where Would I Be Now\\\"; the affecting, stripped-down album-closer \\\"You Can't Make It Love\\\"; and the pleasant adult contemporary ballad \\\"The Meaning Of Love\\\", though the latter is marred by Sims' overloud programmed drums. There are 2 covers--the version of Neil Young's \\\"Down By The River\\\", with backing vocals from Karla Bonoff and Christopher Cross (two voices that really go ideally together), is nicely done, although it sadly does away with harmony vocals on the chorus; and the Motown cover \\\"Ain't That Peculiar\\\", produced by David Pack of Ambrosia fame, is overdone, but still pretty funky and has infectious McDonald vocals. Two of the songs are absolute gems that really make the album as a whole feel like a major missed opportunity--\\\"Build Upon It\\\" is a rousing, massively funky anthem with an impassioned McDonald vocal; and the grooving \\\"Open The Door\\\" is a gloriously retro track that sounds like it came straight out of the early '80s and features splendid background/ counterpoint vocals from Michael's wife Amy Holland. \\\"Open The Door\\\" also shows what Tommy Sims can do when he gets his act together--McDonald & Sims wrote the song, plus Sims plays bass, Fender Rhodes piano, guitars, & synthesizer on it. McDonald is clearly trying hard on this album, and he comes through with some of his most soulful vocals ever; however, the soulful vocals alone do NOT make for a work of genius--overall, this album is severely botched, and listening to it, there's no escaping the feeling that it could have been so much better. \\\"Blue Obsession\\\" is still worth some time for any serious McDonald fan, especially for the pair of definite gems, but again, it's a frustrating missed opportunity.\",\n \"Product: THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA Secret Messages CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a solid, well-produced collection\\n\\nReview: I've been getting back into ELO yet again, and beginning to appreciate Jeff Lynne's talent more than ever. Electric Light Orchestra's 1983 album \\\"Secret Messages\\\" strikes me as a solid, badly underrated album.\\n\\nJeff Lynne was onto something here, and although it was hardly without precedent, he really hit upon an in-your-face ear-candy production style that can be strongly detected in his subsequent production work with George Harrison and Tom Petty. Lynne hadn't entirely abandoned real orchestration here, although to a large extent he had. There are lots of synthesizers--he admits in the liner notes of this 2001 reissue of the album that he was after a more hi-tech sound, and the results are mostly impressive.\\n\\nHe also wrote a bunch of quality songs. The uptempo title track is a highly catchy harmony-fest with earthy and atmospheric electric guitar. The tempo-shifting \\\"Loser Gone Wild\\\" is a terrific track with an engagingly bluesy feel on the verses and an extremely catchy, richly harmonized chorus. \\\"Bluebird\\\" is a wistful and affecting, if slightly melodramatic, mid-tempo pop-rocker. The reflective \\\"Stranger\\\" is a supremely enjoyable ballad that sounds very similar to Al Stewart's \\\"Song On The Radio\\\". \\\"Take Me On and On\\\", with its ringing arpegiatted guitars and hushed moody feel, is sumptuous. I used to dislike \\\"Time After Time\\\", but I have to refute myself, as this is a spacy, wonderfully-harmonized and addictive track. \\\"Four Little Diamonds\\\" is rather slight, but still catchy and fun. Even \\\"Rock 'N' Roll Is King\\\" is hardly as lousy as I used to feel it was.\\n\\nI haven't changed my mind though about \\\"Letter From Spain\\\", which is a dull 'atmospheric' piece with that annoying repetition of \\\"lettah\\\" [sic] running throughout.\\n\\nSpecifically regarding the 2001 reissue of \\\"Secret Messages\\\"... The remastering is excellent. There are also a couple of flawed, but interesting, bonus tracks--the doo-wopping \\\"No Way Out\\\" has a really catchy harmonized bit; and \\\"Endless Lies\\\" has some nice melodicism, although Lynne gets carried away with his operatic vocal sections. On the downside, the third and final bonus track, the instrumental \\\"After All\\\" (used as a b-side for \\\"Rock 'N' Roll Is King\\\") is more dull 'atmospherics' along the lines of \\\"Letters From Spain\\\". Also, Lynne's track-by-track \\\"commentary\\\" in the booklet is for the most part incredibly tossed-off and perfunctory, with nearly no insight into the actual songwriting.\\n\\nIn the end, \\\"Secret Messages\\\" is a highly enjoyable piece of work with some true essential gems--very much worth discovering if you perhaps haven't heard it in many years.\",\n \"Product: When Peter Gabriel, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford joined forces in the late sixties, their intentions were not to be recording artists but rather songwriters. That initial plan soon fell by the wayside when they secured a record deal and became Genesis, progressing from the underground scene with such albums as \\\"Trespass\\\" and \\\"Nursery Cryme,\\\" to become household names with the addition of drummer/singer Phil Collins and such chart topping albums as \\\"We Can't Dance\\\" and \\\"Invisible Touch.\\\" By talking to the individual members of the group, discover what they consider to be their favorite Genesis songs, and why certain songs have a special place in the Genesis story. Song include: I Can't Dance, Invisible Touch, Follow You Follow Me, The Musical Box, Supper's Ready, I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe), The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway, Afterglow, Misunderstanding, Turn It On Again, Mama, Land of Confusion. 100 minutes.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: perhaps misleadingly titled, and redundant with \\\"A History\\\", but any true fan should get a blast out of it anyway\\n\\nReview: Yes, if you have the earlier \\\"A History\\\" video (released in the early '90s), much of this \\\"Songbook\\\" is redundant, in terms of interview content as well as archive footage. But still, we get more up-to-date interviews, with Phil commenting on leaving the band, and Tony Banks' feelings on the band continuing after Phil's depature. I always take great pleasure in hearing commentary from the underrated genius Tony Banks, and his insights and keyboard demonstrations of how \\\"Supper's Ready\\\" and \\\"Firth Of Fifth\\\" evolved are intelligent and fascinating. Mike Rutherford, with acoustic guitar in hand, discusses the creation of \\\"Turn It On Again\\\", alternated with comments from Phil about it's 13/8 time signature--great stuff. It would have been nice to hear more from Steve Hackett; we do get to see him do a nylon-stringed guitar solo performance of \\\"Horizons\\\". This runs neck-and-neck with the \\\"A History\\\" video in terms of sheer entertainment value, and any true fan should get a blast out of it.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: terrific place to start with Stephen Bishop\\n\\nReview: This Stephen Bishop compilation is a great entry in the \\\"20th Century Masters\\\" series. If you're not that familiar with Bish, it's a great place to start because pretty much every track here ranks among his very best work--there isn't a weak track anywhere to be found on this CD. In addition, the remastering is truly superb--some of the songs seem to be taken from different masters than the ones used for the \\\"On And On--The Hits Of Stephen Bishop\\\" (also an excellent collection). The version of \\\"Save It For A Rainy Day\\\" here is the \\\"Careless\\\" album version opposed to the version that tends to show up on Bish comps (presumably the single version). However, I'm stumped as to what makes this version of \\\"Looking For The Right One\\\" an \\\"alternate mix\\\". All but the last 2 tracks on here are from the '70s, which is not at all a bad thing, because in the late '80s & '90s his music was often plagued with dull, generic sappiness, as well as some atrocious production values (particularly on \\\"Bowling In Paris\\\", his worst album). The one '90s tune that is included is a terrific acoustic guitar & vocal version of \\\"Separate Lives\\\" that lets the beauty of the song shine brightly (it blows away the Phil Collins-Marilyn Martin hit version). Also a blessing is the inclusion of the sumptuous \\\"Tootsie\\\" theme \\\"It Might Be You\\\" (the one song here Bish didn't write). Tracks like \\\"On And On\\\", \\\"Never Letting Go\\\", \\\"Madge\\\", & \\\"One More Night\\\" are all terrific examples of his impressively tuneful & resonating acoustic guitar-based soft rock. \\\"Save It For A Rainy Day\\\", though woefully marred by Chaka Khan's characteristically obnoxious \\\"trying-to-steal-the-show\\\" vocals on the fade, is otherwise a great pop song. There's also the lighthearted, enjoyable \\\"Animal House\\\"; the ultra-catchy uptempo tune \\\"Everybody Needs Love\\\"; the affecting orchestrated ballad \\\"Looking For The Right One\\\"; & the breezy, Italian-flavored, & wonderfully melodic \\\"Little Italy\\\". Bishop's terrific vocals are flexible & full of feeling. Certainly this isn't even close to the last word on Bishop--for starters, there isn't a single track from Bish's best album, 1980's \\\"Red Cab To Manhattan\\\"; there are a pile of other great songs missing as well. Still, with all the disc's positives, including its careful avoidance of any of his weaker material, there's certainly enough here to win you over & make you a Bish fan.\",\n \"Product: Their great 1966 debut, with bonus tracks High Flyin' Bird; It's Alright; Go to Her (version 1); an alternate, unedited version of Let Me in ; unreleased alternate versions of Chauffeur Blues and And I Like It.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a '60s landmark, and one of the best records ever\\n\\nReview: I picked up this CD on something of a lark, and what a mind-blower it's turned out to be. \\\"Jefferson Airplane Takes Off\\\", originally released in September of 1966, is an astonishing debut album.\\n\\nThe liner notes of this particular CD edition point out that this is basically a 'live in the studio' album, without much overdubbing or \\\"studio experimentation\\\", but that just makes the Airplane's accomplishment here all the more impressive--clearly these guys knew exactly what they were doing. The playing on this album is sensational. A ton of credit has to go to Marty Balin--not only is he one of the best, most expressive vocalists in all of '60s rock, but he seemed to have some kind of sixth sense in terms of assembling the original band lineup, and apart from 3 covers, he wrote or co-wrote the remaining 8 songs on the original album.\\n\\nYou CERTAINLY shouldn't get it in your head that this can't be as good as later albums due to the absence of Grace Slick. Yes, Grace is great, of course, and incredibly distinctive. But Signe Anderson, in her only album ever with the band, absolutely soars on her vocal spotlight \\\"Chauffeur Blues\\\", and although she's not involved in any of the songwriting, she plays a vital role in the group's frequent, rich harmony arrangements.\\n\\nAlso, don't let people who tag this as a 'folk-rock' record give you the wrong idea--it's actually an extremely versatile album. The album opener \\\"Blues From An Airplane\\\" (co-written by Skip Spence) is a superb, ominous acid rocker that captivates you immediately with its droning guitars and Jack Casady's thunderous bass. Paul Kantner steps up to the mic for a devastating lead vocal turn on the mind-blowingly awesome \\\"Let Me In\\\", a ferocious, cathartic, cleverly-timed garage rocker stuffed with blistering riffs and a smoking Jorma Kaukonen solo. The deviously laidback shuffle \\\"Bringing Me Down\\\" has sort of a Byrds-y jangle to it, matched with a quasi-bluesy pattern, melodic bass, and a great descending riff sequence. Marty Balin's one solo composition \\\"It's No Secret\\\" is a brilliant love song--Balin's exuberant, from the gut vocals on it are intoxicating, and the song's surprising bridge section elevates it to a whole other level of genius. The cover of \\\"Tobacco Road\\\" is superly done, with its moody opening guitar passage setting the stage perfectly. The 6/8 ballad \\\"Come Up The Years\\\" is an achingly lovely and bittersweet love song with an appropriately shimmering glockenspiel part. \\\"Run Around\\\" has a manic, arpegiatted guitar part that just knocks your socks off. Kaukonen brings on a full-blown slow blues vibe for \\\"And I Like It\\\", a defiant, yet deeply emotional epic with a wrenching solo vocal from Balin--it was a brilliant way to end the original album.\\n\\nYou can hardly even pick out favorite songs on here, and album plays out like a truly unified, ingeniously-conceived, timeless work of art.\\n\\nA big thumbs up to RCA for the inclusion of 9 bonus tracks, including a 'hidden' instrumental version of \\\"Blues From An Airplane\\\" at the end. We get the 'original uncensored version' of \\\"Let Me In\\\" which 'accidentally' appeared on a very limited number of early pressings of the original vinyl album--RCA had issues with some of the lyrics and the band re-recorded it from scratch, which proved to be a blessing because the subsequent 'regular' version of the song is more forcefully performed, although the 'uncensored' version is still terrific and fascinating from a historical standpoint. \\\"High Flying Bird\\\" wasn't included on the original album, perhaps because they felt they already had one gloomy cover song with \\\"Tobacco Road\\\", and \\\"...Bird\\\" does have a similar feel, but it's wisely appended here. The 'early version' of the rocker \\\"Go To Her\\\" and an 8+ minute take of \\\"And I Like It\\\" are just a couple more goodies that round out what appears to be THE definitive version of this beyond-classic album (although some fans may also want the version that presents the whole album in mono & stereo versions). An absolute must-have.\",\n \"Product: Japanese pressing of 2003 album from the Ambrosia member. Cool Sound label.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: talk about a difference of opinion...\\n\\nReview: Good grief... I'm rather shocked by the 3 current/ previous reviews of this album so far, as well as the responses to them--talk about extreme. Listening to the tracks on this CD, they don't really sound ultra-contemporary in a 2003 kind of way, & and lo and behold, as David Pack explains in his self-penned liner notes, this is actually a collection of his favorite previously unreleased songs dating from 1985-1995. Why they have remained unreleased until now is a mystery to me--he never makes it quite clear, although his liners do give a clue, with him thanking his Japanese fans (this album has been released in Japan, but not in the US). It could be due to the disappointing commercial success of his previous solo album, 1985's \\\"Anywhere You Go\\\", but it still seems strange that none of these tracks have been officially released until now (although certain material had been performed live). Everything on here does sound like a completed track, professionally performed, fully fleshed out, & at release-level sound quality. As far as the actual QUALITY of the music on \\\"Unborn\\\" is concerned... David Pack writes specific liner notes (often quite detailed) regarding each track, & they are generally quite interesting--if only the music was as interesting. The disc is loaded up with often generic material that's a chore to sit through. There are sappy, tedious adult contemporary ballads such as \\\"U Make Love New\\\", \\\"I Love U Enough (To Tell U Goodbye)\\\", as well as the excruciating \\\"Future Glory\\\" which has an annoying, bombastic chorus, embarassing predictable lyrics, a limp verse melody, & a 7+ minute running time. It's not just the ballads either that are awful--the uptempo \\\"Beacon\\\" is horrendously sappy & annoying in its own right, & the slow-paced corporate rocker \\\"N 2 Deep\\\" with its grating vocalization of the annoying verse melody is another loser of a track (even with its noticeable resemblance to Don Henley's \\\"Dirty Laundry\\\" which Pack even refers to in the liner notes). (By the way, what's with these titles--\\\"U Make Love New\\\", \\\"N 2 Deep\\\", \\\"All 2 Real\\\"--is this a nod to Prince or what?) It adds insult to injury that Pack painfully oversings at certain points on the album. If everything on here was as bad as the previously mentioned tracks, this would be a total disaster. However, there are actually some terrific moments here as well, like the soaring, sincere, melancholy Natalie Wood-dedicated ballad \\\"Natalie's Song\\\"--wonderfully melodic & harmonized, with passionate Pack vocals, & punctuated by excellent guitar soloing, it fully justifies its 6+ minute running time--it's hard to believe how much better this is than most of the rest of the album. However, there's also \\\"Cool Down\\\" (written in response to when legendary session guitarist Larry Carlton was shot by an invader & was left devastatingly impaired) which is a catchy, forceful rocker, & also strong is \\\"Deliver Me\\\", with a memorable, effectively dramatic chorus. So, certainly the album is not COMPLETELY without merit (and his liner notes are an entertaining bonus). Admittedly though, these high points, which absolutely stick out like diamonds in the rough, very much form a minority, & there's not much middle ground (an exception being the decent, but certainly less-than-great \\\"Light My World\\\"). The high points are definitely worth salvaging, but geez, there are numerous painfully-low low points on here. For anyone who's heard the \\\"Anywhere You Go\\\" album from 1985, & with the knowledge that some of the \\\"Unborn\\\" tracks date from the late '80s, it's not at all surprising that Pack didn't lean towards his art-rock side on here, & I don't have a problem with this aspect, although it appears other fans really were hoping for him to deliver another \\\"Ice Age\\\" (which would have made the album a different kind of disaster). Certainly David Pack proved himself capable of masterful pop/ soft rock with the Ambrosia classics \\\"How Much I Feel\\\", \\\"Biggest Part of Me\\\", & \\\"You're the Only Woman\\\" (all of which he wrote himself). If you're part of a crowd that thinks THOSE songs are a disgrace, & that the \\\"real\\\" Ambrosia is the one that did musically virtuosic, yet pointless, overbearing wankathons like \\\"Ice Age\\\", then certainly you'll hate this, & I get the suspicion that this is what the people who bother to track this album down are looking for (hence the overwhelmingly negative reviews). Theoretically then, this album is targeted at his soft rock fans, yet, with all the weak adult contemporary on here, it's hard to see them not being disappointed as well. In the end, this CD will probably disappoint just about everybody.\",\n \"Product: Digitally remastered edition of this 1977 by the groundbreaking American Country Rock outfit. Indian Summer was Timothy B. Schmidt's last album with the group before moving on and permanently replacing Randy Meisner in the Eagles. The album includes the U.S single \\\"Indian Summer\\\" and features a cameo appearance from Steely Dan's Donald Fagen. Lemon Records. 2010.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: the sound of a desperate band\\n\\nReview: Much has been made by Poco fans of how the Eagles 'stole Poco's sound' and proceeded to dominate the charts while Poco unjustly floundered commercially, but let's be realistic. The Eagles had released \\\"Hotel California\\\" by the time \\\"Indian Summer\\\" came out, the latter of which utterly pales in comparison to the former. \\\"Hotel California\\\" isn't a perfect album, but it IS pretty damn good anyway, and there's no denying that the Eagles had things to say. On \\\"Indian Summer\\\", Poco sound desperate, churning out routine songs with painfully unimaginative lyrics. At least 1975's \\\"Head Over Heels\\\" makes for thoroughly respectable background music--unfortunately, that's not the case here. Rusty Young goes way overboard with a strained, lame-brained attempt at SOMETHING with the 10-minute, 3-part 'suite' \\\"The Dance\\\"--I guess it's supposed to be uplifting, but it's pretty pathetic and lyrically weak. The first part is \\\"When The Dance Is Over\\\" which is at least respectably tuneful, but it really falls apart on the second part, the air-headed \\\"Go On And Dance\\\" which reuses the main riff from \\\"Makin' Love\\\" (from \\\"Head Over Heels\\\"); and then there's the mercilessly repetitive, sax-laden \\\"Never Gonna Stop\\\" part which is downright grating and obnoxious. \\\"Stay (Night Until Noon)\\\" is credited to Timothy B. Schmit and Noreen Schmit, and it's also very weak with its tossed off melodicism and piss-poor, annoyingly self-righteous 'tough guy' lyrics. The one other track Schmit co-wrote, the acoustic ballad \\\"Find Out In Time\\\", is much better with nice twelve-string guitar work, but it's flawed with some weak turns of phrase and sickly-sweet harmonies. Paul Cotton's got 4 solo compositions here, and they're mostly weak--the vamping funk-rocker \\\"Win Or Lose\\\" is another one of his tunes with an absolutely toothless verse melody; the uptempo riff-rocker \\\"Living In The Band\\\" has overwrought Cotton vocals and pathetic, senseless 'celebratory' lyrics; and \\\"Twenty Years\\\" is a tired shuffle. Cotton's best track is the title track which has a somewhat nice dreamy feel and a chorus that does catch the ear, but it's not particularly well-written, and like usual, the lyrics leave a lot to be desired. Young's \\\"Downfall\\\" has nice crunchy guitar work, but the song is half-baked with annoying repetition of the title, and the lyrics are so unimaginative and dull, it's eyeroll-inducing. Schmit's ballad \\\"Me And You\\\" is pretty good with a catchy chorus, though the opening verse is sadly rote. Ultimately, it's hard to feel sorry for the guys' lack of commercial success with an album as weak as this. There are solid ideas floating around, but the inability to focus them into quality, fully developed songs is incredibly frustrating and disappointing.\",\n \"Product: Digitally remastered edition of this 1977 by the groundbreaking American Country Rock outfit. Indian Summer was Timothy B. Schmidt's last album with the group before moving on and permanently replacing Randy Meisner in the Eagles. The album includes the U.S single \\\"Indian Summer\\\" and features a cameo appearance from Steely Dan's Donald Fagen. Lemon Records. 2010.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: the sound of a desperate band\\n\\nReview: Much has been made by Poco fans of how the Eagles 'stole Poco's sound' and proceeded to dominate the charts while Poco unjustly floundered commercially, but let's be realistic. The Eagles had released \\\"Hotel California\\\" by the time \\\"Indian Summer\\\" came out, the latter of which utterly pales in comparison to the former. \\\"Hotel California\\\" isn't a perfect album, but it IS pretty damn good anyway, and there's no denying that the Eagles had things to say. On \\\"Indian Summer\\\", Poco sound desperate, churning out routine songs with painfully unimaginative lyrics. At least 1975's \\\"Head Over Heels\\\" makes for thoroughly respectable background music--unfortunately, that's not the case here. Rusty Young goes way overboard with a strained, lame-brained attempt at SOMETHING with the 10-minute, 3-part 'suite' \\\"The Dance\\\"--I guess it's supposed to be uplifting, but it's pretty pathetic and lyrically weak. The first part is \\\"When The Dance Is Over\\\" which is at least respectably tuneful, but it really falls apart on the second part, the air-headed \\\"Go On And Dance\\\" which reuses the main riff from \\\"Makin' Love\\\" (from \\\"Head Over Heels\\\"); and then there's the mercilessly repetitive, sax-laden \\\"Never Gonna Stop\\\" part which is downright grating and obnoxious. \\\"Stay (Night Until Noon)\\\" is credited to Timothy B. Schmit and Noreen Schmit, and it's also very weak with its tossed off melodicism and piss-poor, annoyingly self-righteous 'tough guy' lyrics. The one other track Schmit co-wrote, the acoustic ballad \\\"Find Out In Time\\\", is much better with nice twelve-string guitar work, but it's flawed with some weak turns of phrase and sickly-sweet harmonies. Paul Cotton's got 4 solo compositions here, and they're mostly weak--the vamping funk-rocker \\\"Win Or Lose\\\" is another one of his tunes with an absolutely toothless verse melody; the uptempo riff-rocker \\\"Living In The Band\\\" has overwrought Cotton vocals and pathetic, senseless 'celebratory' lyrics; and \\\"Twenty Years\\\" is a tired shuffle. Cotton's best track is the title track which has a somewhat nice dreamy feel and a chorus that does catch the ear, but it's not particularly well-written, and like usual, the lyrics leave a lot to be desired. Young's \\\"Downfall\\\" has nice crunchy guitar work, but the song is half-baked with annoying repetition of the title, and the lyrics are so unimaginative and dull, it's eyeroll-inducing. Schmit's ballad \\\"Me And You\\\" is pretty good with a catchy chorus, though the opening verse is sadly rote. Ultimately, it's hard to feel sorry for the guys' lack of commercial success with an album as weak as this. There are solid ideas floating around, but the inability to focus them into quality, fully developed songs is incredibly frustrating and disappointing.\",\n \"Product: Digitally remastered edition of this 1977 by the groundbreaking American Country Rock outfit. Indian Summer was Timothy B. Schmidt's last album with the group before moving on and permanently replacing Randy Meisner in the Eagles. The album includes the U.S single \\\"Indian Summer\\\" and features a cameo appearance from Steely Dan's Donald Fagen. Lemon Records. 2010.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: the sound of a desperate band\\n\\nReview: Much has been made by Poco fans of how the Eagles 'stole Poco's sound' and proceeded to dominate the charts while Poco unjustly floundered commercially, but let's be realistic. The Eagles had released \\\"Hotel California\\\" by the time \\\"Indian Summer\\\" came out, the latter of which utterly pales in comparison to the former. \\\"Hotel California\\\" isn't a perfect album, but it IS pretty damn good anyway, and there's no denying that the Eagles had things to say. On \\\"Indian Summer\\\", Poco sound desperate, churning out routine songs with painfully unimaginative lyrics. At least 1975's \\\"Head Over Heels\\\" makes for thoroughly respectable background music--unfortunately, that's not the case here. Rusty Young goes way overboard with a strained, lame-brained attempt at SOMETHING with the 10-minute, 3-part 'suite' \\\"The Dance\\\"--I guess it's supposed to be uplifting, but it's pretty pathetic and lyrically weak. The first part is \\\"When The Dance Is Over\\\" which is at least respectably tuneful, but it really falls apart on the second part, the air-headed \\\"Go On And Dance\\\" which reuses the main riff from \\\"Makin' Love\\\" (from \\\"Head Over Heels\\\"); and then there's the mercilessly repetitive, sax-laden \\\"Never Gonna Stop\\\" part which is downright grating and obnoxious. \\\"Stay (Night Until Noon)\\\" is credited to Timothy B. Schmit and Noreen Schmit, and it's also very weak with its tossed off melodicism and piss-poor, annoyingly self-righteous 'tough guy' lyrics. The one other track Schmit co-wrote, the acoustic ballad \\\"Find Out In Time\\\", is much better with nice twelve-string guitar work, but it's flawed with some weak turns of phrase and sickly-sweet harmonies. Paul Cotton's got 4 solo compositions here, and they're mostly weak--the vamping funk-rocker \\\"Win Or Lose\\\" is another one of his tunes with an absolutely toothless verse melody; the uptempo riff-rocker \\\"Living In The Band\\\" has overwrought Cotton vocals and pathetic, senseless 'celebratory' lyrics; and \\\"Twenty Years\\\" is a tired shuffle. Cotton's best track is the title track which has a somewhat nice dreamy feel and a chorus that does catch the ear, but it's not particularly well-written, and like usual, the lyrics leave a lot to be desired. Young's \\\"Downfall\\\" has nice crunchy guitar work, but the song is half-baked with annoying repetition of the title, and the lyrics are so unimaginative and dull, it's eyeroll-inducing. Schmit's ballad \\\"Me And You\\\" is pretty good with a catchy chorus, though the opening verse is sadly rote. Ultimately, it's hard to feel sorry for the guys' lack of commercial success with an album as weak as this. There are solid ideas floating around, but the inability to focus them into quality, fully developed songs is incredibly frustrating and disappointing.\",\n \"Product: Mike + The Mechanics return from a 5 year break to bring you 'Rewired' with co-writer and lead singer Paul Carrack. The band have spent almost 2 years creating this album which has all the hallmarks of great 'Mechanics' tunes with some sonically adventurous twists to every track. The DVD (PAL) includes 10 videos in total (a video for each track plus an extra single version video for 'One Left Standing' entitled 'Rabbit'). Each video has been created by new and talented film makers from around the world and includes animation and live action movies.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Mike Rutherford--the true \\\"sellout\\\" of Genesis\\n\\nReview: (In regard to a certain someone else's comment, this review is not a \\\"joke\\\". What IS a joke though is this album. As much as I love Mike Rutherford for his brilliant contributions to Genesis, I'm not just going to hand him a 4 or 5 star review for any old thing he puts out. And unfortunately, there's simply no getting around the fact that this album is terrible.)\\n\\nAside from Mike Rutherford's first solo album, 1980's \\\"Smallcreep's Day\\\" (which is very much resemblant of Genesis' \\\"Duke\\\"), he comes across as an almost completely different and nearly unrecognizable artist with his solo/ Mechanics projects compared to his contributions to the legendary Genesis. The main familiar element has tended to be Mike's rhythmically precise, looping guitar technique (I don't know how else to describe it). Mike & the Mechanics' music over the years has been relentlessly ultra-slick, ultra-contemporary pop-rock--with barely any detours at all, let alone interesting ones. Their albums generally have occasional bright spots, but are often exhausting, loaded with pedestrian songwriting, both musically & lyrically, & overproduction a-plenty. Anyone who thinks Phil Collins is a sellout who lead Genesis down the wrong path, or that his 2002 \\\"Testify\\\" album was lacking \\\"real instruments\\\" should get a good, ahem, \\\"wake up call\\\" from listening to \\\"Rewired\\\", a sad disaster of an album. \\\"Rewired\\\" was previously released in 2004, and now Rhino has given it a US release in September of 2005. To put it a certain way, this is an album that makes the first Mike & the Mechanics album sound like \\\"Abacab\\\". Even on Phil's \\\"Testify\\\", he was clearly staying true to himself, making music that was homegrown, sincere, & largely satisfying. True, not every song on that album is a masterpiece, but there's solid songwriting, hooks, & TASTEFUL PRODUCTION to be found. The soulless ultra-'modern' production values that Mike embraces on this piece of dreck make him sound desperate. It doesn't make a lick of sense to me how any long-term Genesis fan can trash Phil's \\\"Testify\\\" (or any of his other solo albums for that matter) & proceed to shower praise on this album.\\n\\nI don't know who's particularly to blame. The album was produced by Mike & Peter Van Hooke, but certainly Paul Carrack is no innocent bystander, even though this album sounds joltingly different from Carrack's solo work from the 2000s. Opposed to the first couple Mechanics albums where Carrack played the role of an outsider brought in to sing some leads, he's subsequently become a fully integrated member of the group. Here, they go as far as to deem this as a Mike + the Mechanics + Paul Carrack album on the cover, and he & Mike co-wrote every track on here (with others chipping in on certain tracks).\\n\\nListening to this album, I'm not sure what Mike is thinking... Is he desperately trying to strike it big commercially? Is he drinking some wine & having some fun with modern production stylings? Is he thinking that he's being innovative? Is he so burnt out that he doesn't know/ care what the hell he's doing? Based on the combination of songwriting & production, it sounds to me like an artist/ band, desparately trying to remain hip & contemporary, no matter how much it flaws the end product. In terms of songwriting, the album is quite familiar--songs that are supposed to be uplifting, yet are melodically limp & lyrically shallow (and on \\\"The Perfect Child\\\", gratingly lame-brained). The things that really make the album such an utter headache... First, not only are the tracks weak to start with, they're so bloated & go on way too long as if there was a law that they have to run at least 4 & 1/2 minutes long each (often, they're over 5). Second, they ran rampant here with techno/ electronica/ whatever \\\"influences\\\", filling up the album with grating sound textures & synthetic percussion that further suck the life out of the songs. It isn't simply because it sounds \\\"modern\\\" that I hate it--they did some respectable \\\"updating\\\" of their sound on the previous album, \\\"M6\\\"--it's because it sounds terrible; it's displeasing to listen to. You can just sense you're in trouble as soon as you hear that robot-style vocal effect on Carrack's voice on the opening song, \\\"One Left Standing\\\". It's not true that there isn't a single moment on the album with some promise--on another day, on another album, IN ANOTHER TIME, Mike could have perhaps put them to decent use, which is damning with faint praise indeed. This is Mike Rutherford here, a key member in one of the greatest bands of all time, Genesis.\\n\\nIt's rather scary to even think of where Mike & the Mechanics might head from here after this massively headache-inducing and disastrous attempt at staying contemporary and \\\"hip\\\". Don't even think about buying this album--it's a sad washout for Mike & The Mechanics.\",\n \"Product: Mike + The Mechanics return from a 5 year break to bring you 'Rewired' with co-writer and lead singer Paul Carrack. The band have spent almost 2 years creating this album which has all the hallmarks of great 'Mechanics' tunes with some sonically adventurous twists to every track. The DVD (PAL) includes 10 videos in total (a video for each track plus an extra single version video for 'One Left Standing' entitled 'Rabbit'). Each video has been created by new and talented film makers from around the world and includes animation and live action movies.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Mike Rutherford--the true \\\"sellout\\\" of Genesis\\n\\nReview: Aside from Mike Rutherford's first solo album, 1980's \\\"Smallcreep's Day\\\" (which is very much resemblant of Genesis' \\\"Duke\\\"), he comes across as an almost completely different and nearly unrecognizable artist with his solo/ Mechanics projects compared to his contributions to the legendary Genesis. The main familiar element has tended to be Mike's rhythmically precise, looping guitar technique (I don't know how else to describe it). Mike & the Mechanics' music over the years has been relentlessly ultra-slick, ultra-contemporary pop-rock--with barely any detours at all, let alone interesting ones. Their albums generally have occasional bright spots, but are often exhausting, loaded with pedestrian songwriting, both musically & lyrically, & overproduction a-plenty. Anyone who thinks Phil Collins is a sellout who lead Genesis down the wrong path, or that his 2002 \\\"Testify\\\" album was lacking \\\"real instruments\\\" should get a good, ahem, \\\"wake up call\\\" from listening to this 2004 release, \\\"Rewired\\\", a sad disaster of an album. To put it a certain way, this is an album that makes the first Mike & the Mechanics album sound like \\\"Abacab\\\". Even on Phil's \\\"Testify\\\", he was clearly staying true to himself, making music that was homegrown, sincere, & largely satisfying. True, not every song on that album is a masterpiece, but there's solid songwriting, hooks, & TASTEFUL PRODUCTION to be found. The soulless ultra-'modern' production values that Mike embraces on this piece of dreck make him sound desperate. It doesn't make a lick of sense to me how any long-term Genesis fan can trash Phil's \\\"Testify\\\" (or any of his other solo albums for that matter) & proceed to shower praise on this album.\\n\\nI don't know who's particularly to blame. The album was produced by Mike & Peter Van Hooke, but certainly Paul Carrack is no innocent bystander, even though this album sounds joltingly different from Carrack's solo work from the 2000s. Opposed to the first couple Mechanics albums where Carrack played the role of an outsider brought in to sing some leads, he's subsequently become a fully integrated member of the group. Here, they go as far as to deem this as a Mike + the Mechanics + Paul Carrack album on the cover, and he & Mike co-wrote every track on here (with others chipping in on certain tracks).\\n\\nListening to this album, I'm not sure what Mike is thinking... Is he desperately trying to strike it big commercially? Is he drinking some wine & having some fun with modern production stylings? Is he thinking that he's being innovative? Is he so burnt out that he doesn't know/ care what the hell he's doing? Based on the combination of songwriting & production, it sounds to me like an artist/ band, desparately trying to remain hip & contemporary, no matter how much it flaws the end product. In terms of songwriting, the album is quite familiar--songs that are supposed to be uplifting, yet are melodically limp & lyrically shallow (and on \\\"The Perfect Child\\\", gratingly lame-brained). The things that really make the album such an utter headache... First, not only are the tracks weak to start with, they're so bloated & go on way too long as if there was a law that they have to run at least 4 & 1/2 minutes long each (often, they're over 5). Second, they ran rampant here with techno/ electronica/ whatever \\\"influences\\\", filling up the album with grating sound textures & synthetic percussion that further suck the life out of the songs. It isn't simply because it sounds \\\"modern\\\" that I hate it--they did some respectable \\\"updating\\\" of their sound on the previous album, \\\"M6\\\"--it's because it sounds terrible; it's displeasing to listen to. You can just sense you're in trouble as soon as you hear that robot-style vocal effect on Carrack's voice on the opening song, \\\"One Left Standing\\\". It's not true that there isn't a single moment on the album with some promise--on another day, on another album, IN ANOTHER TIME, Mike could have perhaps put them to decent use, which is damning with faint praise indeed. This is Mike Rutherford here, a key member in one of the greatest bands of all time, Genesis.\\n\\nIt's rather scary to even think of where Mike & the Mechanics might head from here after this massively headache-inducing and disastrous attempt at staying contemporary and \\\"hip\\\". Don't even think about buying this album--it's a sad washout for Mike & The Mechanics.\",\n \"Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her debut album originally released in 1978. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: promising debut, but sadly uneven; leaves a lot to be desired\\n\\nReview: Following a stint with Commander Cody, Nicolette Larson struck out on her own for her solo career, and her debut album \\\"Nicolette\\\" was released in late September of 1978. If you had to sum up the overall quality of the \\\"Nicolette\\\" album in two words, 'mixed bag' would definitely fit the bill. With this album, the considerable stylistic variety is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, there are a bunch of high quality songs here. The album-opening big hit, the Neil Young-penned \\\"Lotta Love\\\", is an ultra-catchy, lushly and brilliantly textured pop-rock song with an uncanny guitar lick at the beginning and tasteful, effective use of strings--it easily beats out Neil's own folk-rock version which came out in the very same period on his \\\"Comes A Time\\\" album; if there's a complaint with Nicolette's version, it's that her vocals on it are rather rote & 'show-biz'-ish, though it's certainly not enough to greatly damage the song. Next up we get the infectiously funky and innocently sexy \\\"Rhumba Girl\\\" which is a cover of Jesse Winchester's \\\"Rhumba Man\\\", and also a gem is the gentle, supremely tuneful ballad \\\"Give A Little\\\". There are a couple more strong songs with the catchy rocker \\\"Can't Get Away From You\\\" (which features an uncredited guest appearance from Eddie Van Halen) and the funked-up Holland-Dozier-Holland tune \\\"Baby, Don't You Do It\\\". Unfortunately, the album just doesn't offer a whole heck of a lot beyond the handful of aforementioned tracks. Nicolette's vocals are impressively flexible on the cover of Sam Cooke's \\\"You Send Me\\\", but I'm sorry, the tune itself is generic fluff. There's more fluff on display in the service of a couple straight-up country/ western tunes--\\\"Come Early Mornin'\\\", and the stripped down duet \\\"Angels Rejoiced\\\" which is dull and slightly grating, though it's mercifully short. There's also a trio of syrupy, string-laden ballads--the silly \\\"Mexican Divorce\\\", the drippy album closer \\\"Last In Love\\\", & a cover of Adam Mitchell's \\\"French Waltz\\\" which is actually a strong piece of material, but it's been recorded quite a few times, including two different studio versions by Mitchell himself (Art Garfunkel covered it as well on his 1981 album \\\"Scissors Cut\\\"), & Nicolette's version here doesn't present it in a very flattering light. So, although Nicolette didn't write any of the songs here, her willingness to tackle different styles is admirable, but it just doesn't come off so great. This is still worth having for the handful of standout tracks which also point the way to her much stronger sophomore album \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\".\",\n \"Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her 2nd album originally released in 1979. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: irresistible Nicolette--catchy, sexy, fun\\n\\nReview: If you're a big fan of that 'laidback '70s California pop-rock sound' (and who in the right mind isn't?), then the late Nicolette Larson's 1979 album \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\" is an album you should definitely have in your collection. This was Nicolette's follow up to her debut album, 1978's \\\"Nicolette\\\", and it's actually a better album, easing off of the sappy balladry & country/ western fluff that takes up a painful amount of space on \\\"Nicolette\\\" in favor of infectious, no-nonsense pop-rock. Although \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\" is a bit on the short side and has a few less-than-great tracks, it's largely a splendid album. Nicolette's fun, innocently sexy presence and her irresistible, husky vocals are on full display on a bunch of ultra-catchy tracks including a couple disco-flavored tunes with \\\"Dancin' Jones\\\" and \\\"Breaking Too Many Hearts\\\", the driving, riffy pop-rocker \\\"Just In the Nick of Time\\\", & \\\"Daddy\\\" which has a piano-and-vocal barroom-style prelude before kicking into that good ol' California sound. Also great is the breezy, feel-good ballad \\\"Fallen\\\", & the somewhat bossa-nova-flavored \\\"Rio De Janeiro Blue\\\" (which is suspiciously, and strikingly, reminiscent of Steely Dan's \\\"Your Gold Teeth\\\", especially with that little lick that appears at 1:56 of the track). \\\"Back In My Arms Again\\\", a Motown cover, isn't exactly a great song in the first place, but it's given an agreeably energetic performance. The cover of Karla Bonoff's \\\"Isn't It Always Love\\\" is nicely done, though it's quite similar to Karla's own version & not as strong, & the album ends in limp fashion with the dorky Little Feat cover \\\"Trouble\\\" which is quite annoying. The biggest hit to come from the album was the duet with Michael McDonald \\\"Let Me Go, Love\\\" which is a splendid, soothing ballad. As with the previous & subsequent albums, this one was produced by Ted Templeman, & it seems he & Nicolette were an ideal match. If all you have by Nicolette is her compilation CD \\\"The Very Best of Nicolette Larson\\\" on Rhino Records and you think it's all you need of her, think again--the only track from \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\" included on there is \\\"Let Me Go, Love\\\". Originally released in October of 1979 on Warner Bros., a big thumbs up to Wounded Bird Records for reissuing this highly recommended album on CD in February of 2005--the sound quality on this version is great. Wounded Bird commonly releases two-fers, i.e. CDs with two albums on 1 disc; it would have been perfectly logical to pair this album with her first album \\\"Nicolette\\\"--they would EASILY fit on a single CD--but it's still a pleasure to see that they've been re-released, and hopefully these reissues will help to introduce new listeners and remind old listeners of the numerous gems these albums contain. For any Nicolette fan, \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\" is unquestionably a must-have.\",\n \"Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her 2nd album originally released in 1979. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: irresistible Nicolette--catchy, sexy, fun\\n\\nReview: If you're a big fan of that 'laidback '70s California pop-rock sound' (and who in the right mind isn't?), then the late Nicolette Larson's 1979 album \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\" is an album you should definitely have in your collection. This was Nicolette's follow up to her debut album, 1978's \\\"Nicolette\\\", and it's actually a better album, easing off of the sappy balladry & country/ western fluff that takes up a painful amount of space on \\\"Nicolette\\\" in favor of infectious, no-nonsense pop-rock. Although \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\" is a bit on the short side and has a few less-than-great tracks, it's largely a splendid album. Nicolette's fun, innocently sexy presence and her irresistible, husky vocals are on full display on a bunch of ultra-catchy tracks including a couple disco-flavored tunes with \\\"Dancin' Jones\\\" and \\\"Breaking Too Many Hearts\\\", the driving, riffy pop-rocker \\\"Just In the Nick of Time\\\", & \\\"Daddy\\\" which has a piano-and-vocal barroom-style prelude before kicking into that good ol' California sound. Also great is the breezy, feel-good ballad \\\"Fallen\\\", & the somewhat bossa-nova-flavored \\\"Rio De Janeiro Blue\\\" (which is suspiciously, and strikingly, reminiscent of Steely Dan's \\\"Your Gold Teeth\\\"). \\\"Back In My Arms Again\\\", a Motown cover, isn't exactly a great song in the first place, but it's given an agreeably energetic performance. The cover of Karla Bonoff's \\\"Isn't It Always Love\\\" is nicely done, though it's quite similar to Karla's own version & not as strong, & the album ends in limp fashion with the dorky Little Feat cover \\\"Trouble\\\" which is quite annoying. The biggest hit to come from the album was the duet with Michael McDonald \\\"Let Me Go, Love\\\" which is a splendid, soothing ballad. As with the previous & subsequent albums, this one was produced by Ted Templeman, & it seems he & Nicolette were an ideal match. If all you have by Nicolette is her compilation CD \\\"The Very Best of Nicolette Larson\\\" on Rhino Records and you think it's all you need of her, think again--the only track from \\\"In the Nick of Time\\\" included on there is \\\"Let Me Go, Love\\\". This album was originally released on Warner Bros., & it has been issued on CD (in Japan, I think), but don't expect to get it cheap. There are vinyl copies around though that can be snapped up at good prices, & you'd do very well to do just that--also, keep your eyes peeled for a CD reissue on Wounded Bird Records that hopefully will be forthcoming. This album is often terrific & very strongly recommended--for any Nicolette fan, it's unquestionably a must-have.\",\n \"Product: There has been so little Seals & Crofts available on CD that the arrival of this Top 5 album from 1973 is like the gift of, well, a diamond! Includes Diamond Girl; Ruby Jean and Billy Lee; Intone My Servant; We May Never Pass This Way (Again) , and more.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: a great duo, but they were really off their game here\\n\\nReview: I think Seals & Crofts are a really underappreciated duo who made a lot of great music over the course of their initial run from 1969-1980. However, 1973's \\\"Diamond Girl\\\" is a painfully weak record which, ironically, was also their highest charting album in the US, peaking at #4--these two things don't sit together well, and as a result, it becomes easy to understand why many people would trash the group. It does start off great with the somewhat jazzy title track which was a big hit, and alas, has received an endless amount of airplay over the years, so it's likely that you may be rather sick of it. \\\"We May Never Pass This Way (Again)\\\" certainly displays songwriting craft and also has some touching sentimentality, but it's sickly-sweet and the merciless amount of airplay it's received over the years doesn't entirely help. \\\"Ruby Jean And Billie Lee\\\", written for the duo's wives who are featured on the back cover, is an overwrought ballad with some really clumsy and cringe-worthy turns of phrase. \\\"Nine Houses\\\" is one of their characteristic epic tributes to the Baha'i faith, and despite the accomplished musicianship, it feels thrown together and incoherent, failing to build up momentum, and it starts to really drag over the course of its 7-minute length. \\\"Jessica\\\" is a sickly-sweet pop tune that also suffers from some corny melodicism as well as the guitar + mandolin breaks that interrupt the flow of the song. \\\"Standin' On A Mountain Top\\\" and \\\"Dust On My Saddle\\\" are both tracks that James Seals had written in the '60s, and they sure do sound like they were hauled out in desperation as if the duo hadn't be able to come up with enough strong new material--the former is a generic bluesy rocker, and the latter is country-western fluff with silly 'spoken' sections and an overly-repeated chorus. The album closing instrumental \\\"Wisdom\\\", which sounds like something you're likely to hear in a driver's education feature from the early '70s, has James Seals demonstrating his technical proficiency on the saxophone, but his playing rambles on as if he was more interested in merely showing off than anything else. On the more positive side, \\\"Intone My Servant\\\" does have some catchiness and a nice bluesy feel on the chorus, and the ballad \\\"It's Gonna Come Down (On You)\\\" is okay, although it feels underdeveloped. All that said, this is NOT the album to use if you're trying to demonstrate the excellence that this duo frequently offered--writer's block seems to have been the key problem, but the strange thing is that their 1976 masterpiece album \\\"Get Closer\\\" contains 3 songs that are copyrighted no later than 1972, so it's a mystery why Seals would haul out a track like \\\"Dust On My Saddle\\\" when he had a gem like \\\"Don't Fail\\\" waiting in the wings. Even with the extremely low list price of $6.98 that this CD is currently going for, the album is so weak and lacking standout songs that it's really not the bargain you may initially think it is; apart from the title track, there's not a single track on the whole damn album that's truly a gem--you keep hoping with each passing song that there must be at least a gem or two, but to no avail. I do want to add though that one can't help but wonder if healthy sales of this CD would help to FINALLY spur Rhino to release other Seals & Crofts albums on CD which remain woefully unavailable. Still, \\\"Diamond Girl\\\" is a terrible introduction to their work and should really only be sought out by Seals & Crofts' biggest fans.\",\n \"Product: England Dan & John Ford Coley were a pop duo from Austin, Texas. Dowdy Ferry Road was their second album, hitting #80 on the Billboard charts in 1977. It features the hit singles 'Gone Too Far' & 'It's Sad To Belong'. Wounded Bird. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: some gems here, but not a particularly great value at the current list price\\n\\nReview: England Dan & John Ford Coley's \\\"Dowdy Ferry Road\\\" album originally came out in March of 1977--it's their second in a string of 4 proper albums for Big Tree/ Atlantic Records in the latter half of the '70s, all of which have just been issued on CD on the Wounded Bird label. There are a bunch of compilation CDs out there for England Dan & John Ford Coley--there's Rhino's \\\"The Very Best Of England Dan & John Ford Coley\\\", Atlantic's \\\"The Essentials\\\", plus another one titled \\\"Essentials\\\" on WEA. If you were actually to have bought each of those aforementioned discs, you'd have 6 of the 10 tracks on this album, as well as a lot of overlapping tracks. Now, I have no complaints about Wounded Bird putting out these England Dan & John Ford Coley albums on CD--to my knowledge, the \\\"Dowdy Ferry Road\\\" album had never been released on CD before in its entirety, and of the 4 tracks that don't appear on any of the aforementioned compilations, all of which happen to be Dan Seals solo compositions, there are a couple gems. However, at the current list price of $14.98, with the total running time of the album clocking in at less than 33 minutes, plus with the album being rather uneven in terms of quality, it's not a particularly great value. In a number of instances, Wounded Bird has released two albums together on a single CD, and with this album being so short, it's practically screaming out to be paired up with \\\"Nights Are Forever\\\" or \\\"Some Things Don't Come Easy\\\", and it's unfortunate that this didn't happen. I realize the folks at Wounded Bird need to make money, and they really have made some great music easily available on CD, sometimes for the first time, but even if Wounded Bird had decided to raise the list price a few dollars for a twofer, it would have been a much better bargain that way.\\n\\nAs I said before, there are indeed a number of gems on here. It starts off with Dan Seals' brilliant title track--with its Bo Diddley rhythm on the verses and the surging choruses, it's an absolute hook-fest. Apart from that track, it's pretty much all ballads on here, and the quality varies considerably. The sighing Randy Goodrun composition \\\"It's Sad To Belong\\\", which was a solid hit, is a great, superbly melodic tune, even though Dan Seals himself has made it clear that he never liked the song's fidelity-themed lyrics. Also a sizable hit was John Ford Coley's \\\"Gone Too Far\\\", and although Coley stated in reference to this song that he wasn't trying to write a hit, it certainly sounds like an attempt at another \\\"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight\\\", both with the piano intro and the lyrics, and it's an irresistibly catchy uptempo song in its own right, although it feels a bit rushed through. Coley also wrote the lovely, gentle ballad \\\"Falling Stars\\\". Seals' \\\"Don't Feel The Way No More\\\" is a terrific, moody acoustic ballad--with its lyrics about not dragging out a relationship when the love is gone, it sounds like a response to \\\"It's Sad To Belong\\\".\\n\\nUnfortunately, some of the tracks aren't up to par. Parker McGee's \\\"Where Do I Go From Here\\\" is a decent tune along the lines of his \\\"I Just Can't Say No To You\\\", but it's weepy and has a dishearteningly cookie-cutter feel; the chorus is nice although it feels kinda throwaway-ish. A couple of Dan Seals' songs are also disappointing--\\\"Love Is The One Thing We Hide\\\" is a sappy ballad with dull cut-and-paste lyrics; and \\\"Holocaust\\\" is a nice attempt at an uplifting album closer and has excellent harmonies, but it suffers from sickly-sweetness. The duo-penned \\\"You Know We Belong Together\\\" is one of those take-it-or-leave-it type of songs--an inoffensive, if forgettable, ballad-ish pop-rocker. And the relatively lengthy \\\"Soldier In The Rain\\\" kinda bites off more than it can chew, although again, it's not a bad track, and it has a really memorable middle-eight.\\n\\nIt's too bad Wounded Bird never bothers with bonus tracks because there's a lovely, waltzing song called \\\"The Time Has Come\\\" which didn't make any of ED & JFC's albums--it turned up as a b-side for \\\"It's Sad To Belong\\\"'s single release and was also used in the film \\\"Joe Panther\\\".\\n\\nEngland Dan & John Ford Coley have such a pleasant sound, and there really isn't anything BAD here, but the album just strikes me as overall being too slight, and in the case of the Wounded Bird CD, overpriced--I can't bring myself to rate it higher. You will be rewarded with some gems if you pick this CD up--if you see it used for $6, that's one thing--but for the current list price, it's not a fantastic bargain.\",\n \"Product: High Definition 24 bit remastered reissue of the original 1980 album. Magic Records.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: very fine soft-rock offering from Nash\\n\\nReview: The 1977 \\\"CSN\\\" album had been a smash hit for Crosby, Stills & Nash. In typical fashion, the guys just couldn't get their heads together for a follow-up, not least due to Crosby's descent into \\\"drug madness\\\" (as Nash puts it), which also did away with a reuniting of the Crosby * Nash duo team. So, Nash decided to carry on with a solo record, his third, with \\\"Earth & Sky\\\" coming out in early 1980.\\n\\nBasically, this album sounds exactly like you would expect. It's a soft rock album all the way, totally sounding like it was recorded in 1979 or '80--a booming drum sound, chorused rhythm guitars, tinkling electric pianos, etc. If you're a sucker for that kind of sound (and I don't fault you if you are!), you'll really like this album.\\n\\nNo, it's not a masterpiece. \\\"Skychild\\\" and \\\"Helicopter Song\\\" are forgettable, and the ballad \\\"Magical Child\\\" is okay but suffers from sickly sweetness.\\n\\nIt's often great though. The title track has that trademark lilting Graham Nash melodicism (it features instantly recognizable slide guitar from Joe Walsh). \\\"Love Has Come\\\" is a wonderful soft-rock ballad. The waltzing \\\"It's All Right\\\" is another soft-rock ballad, similar in theme to \\\"Love Has Come\\\", and it's a little cheesy and brought down by toothless female vocals toward the end, but it's still very pleasant. The starkly-arranged, yet dreamy, minor-keyed \\\"Out On The Island\\\" is simply blissful; and heard today, it curiously seems to foreshadow the title track for David Gilmour's \\\"On An Island\\\", the latter of which Nash even sings background vocals on! The anthemic \\\"Barrel Of Pain (Half-Life)\\\", another in a large stack of late '70s songs written about the dangers of nuclear waste, is quite powerful. And the rousing, quick-paced album-closer \\\"In The 80's\\\" is infectiously upbeat, optimistic, and catchy.\\n\\nAll in all, this is not quite as well-written as 1971's \\\"Songs For Beginners\\\", nor is it as insanely catchy as 1986's \\\"Innocent Eyes\\\", but \\\"Earth & Sky\\\" is still highly worthwhile.\\n\\nHowever, I recommend you steer clear of the Magic Records CD release of \\\"Earth & Sky\\\"; providing you have a quality turntable, you'd almost undoubtedly be better off with the original vinyl. I've gotten a couple of other CD reissues from Magic, and they each have incredibly cruddy remastering, clearly done from either vinyl or cassette copies--may the buyer beware.\",\n \"Product: UK pressing. On An Island is the third David Gilmour solo album and his first studio recording since Pink Floyd's 1994 multi-platinum 'The Division Bell'. from the first moments of the sound collage that begins 'On An Island', you know it's a special experience that not only bears comparison with the best of Pink Floyd, but also confirms their lead guitarist and singer as an outstanding solo artist. Here he reveals a personal vision and a breadth of styles - folk, jazz, orchestral and rock - brought together as a unified piece by his lyrical guitar playing and instantly recognizable voice. On An Island is a collection of songs and instrumentals that had it's genus in the critically acclaimed 2002 London Festival Hall concerts. Gilmour has stepped out of his super-group to discover he's still at his peak - and he's rightly pleased. 'It's my best and most personal work,' he says. 'Making it with my musician friends has been a positive experience on so many levels.' EMI. 2006.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: a very low-volume effort, and highly satisfying, with excellent production values\\n\\nReview: David Gilmour really deserves credit for his \\\"On An Island\\\" album, released today. The man clearly doesn't give a damn about following any trends, and I say more power to him. The album does indeed sound very Floyd-ish, which Gilmour himself admits, but it's not merely some toothless rehash of past glories, and the production values here are really excellent (the album was produced by Gilmour, Phil Manzanera, and Chris Thomas). And Gilmour's in excellent voice too, sounding as though he's barely aged a day in the past 20 years. You needn't have any worries about this being a \\\"modernized\\\", high-tech disaster--the album sounds more like something that was recorded in 1980 than in the 2000s, and I really mean that as a compliment.\\n\\nI think it's off the mark and misleading to bluntly say that Gilmour has \\\"gone adult contemporary\\\" with this album--that might get certain people thinking he's chosen a bland synthesizer-heavy approach. Quite the contrary, synthesizer is only used for a light sprinkling of effects on the title track, and synths are nowhere to be heard on songs such as \\\"The Blue\\\" and \\\"Where We Start\\\"--instead, David favors real piano, real electric piano, and especially real Hammond organ (which all three of these have), and that plays a huge role in them sounding so wonderfully organic.\\n\\nYes, this is a VERY low volume album, but for the most part, it's very appealing, not just thanks to the production, but also because the songwriting is generally at a really high level. Frankly, I think you could throw the same kind of praise at much of the Floyd's work--\\\"Wish You Were Here\\\", great album as it is, never rocks very hard at all.\\n\\nMost of the lyrics here were written by Gilmour's wife Polly Samson, and although they occasionally lean towards the sickly-sweet end of things, as on \\\"Smile\\\", they're hardly as embarassing as some of the reviewers make them out to be. And ultimately, Gilmour makes up for it with the music. The title track is sumptuous--it sounds kind of like an acoustic modification of Floyd's \\\"Breathe\\\", featuring superb guitar work, live orchestration, and vocal harmonies from Crosby & Nash that really take the song to the next level (Richard Wright plays the Hammond on this track as well). The super-mellow \\\"The Blue\\\" has a wonderfully serene, blissful feel to it, with gentle harmonica and a remarkably effective back-and-forth piano line, and Gilmour's extended soloing, even if he overdoes those swooping sounds a bit, is still really really nice, with extremely impressive tone. The relatively short instrumental \\\"Red Sky At Night\\\" is an intriguing change of pace, with Gilmour switching over to saxophone, and to excellent effect--he brings the same kind of unique feeling to his sax soloing as he does to his emotional guitar leads. \\\"A Pocketful Of Stones\\\" is also a really fine ballad, with Gilmour's vocal making the most of the wonderful lilting melodicism on the verses. \\\"This Heaven\\\" adds a welcome diversity to the proceedings, shuffling along nicely and containing a nice bluesy acoustic riff. \\\"Smile\\\", like I said, is kind of on the sugary side, but the acoustic slide guitar work, Gilmour's somewhat jazz-tinged lead vocal, and the sheer tunefulness give it much appeal.\\n\\nGilmour's previous solo album, 1984's \\\"About Face\\\", ends with the song \\\"Near The End\\\", and he ends \\\"On An Island\\\" with \\\"Where We Start\\\" which seems like a sequel to the former song. \\\"Where We Start\\\" is the one non-instrumental track on the album that Gilmour wrote entirely himself. Yes, the lyrics leave a little to be desired, but the song has an undeniably soothing and reflective feel, somewhat melancholy and yet with hope for what's still to come, a trademark Gilmour touch. It makes for a highly fitting finale to the album.\\n\\nAs for the few remaining tracks... \\\"Castellorizon\\\", the obligatory album-opening instrumental, starts off as a sound collage before Gilmour starts wailing away backed by a full orchestra--it's certainly more enjoyable than the somewhat similar \\\"Let's Get Metaphysical\\\" from his \\\"About Face\\\" album, but it's still pretty forgettable. Likewise, the instrumental \\\"Then I Close My Eyes\\\" is okayish, but pretty dull. The one track that particularly sticks out like a sore thumb and that you're better off skipping happens to be the album's hardest-rocking song--\\\"Take A Breath\\\" has annoying, repetitive spoken chanting, plus it's sorely lacking in terms of melody and catchiness; it considerably hurts the overall flow of the album, and it suggests that Gilmour isn't sure how to rock out effectively anymore, making it easy to see why the album is so ballad-heavy.\\n\\nAll in all, I can't see anyone who loves '72-'75-era Floyd or Gilmour's previous solo work not taking a strong liking to \\\"On An Island\\\". I'm well aware that this album is taking quite a beating from a lot of so-called professional critics, and I can't help but suspect it's partly because of the album's mellow tone and a lack of patience on their part to really *listen*. Maybe some folks were hoping Gilmour would push the envelope more, and I'll admit I do understand the feeling that if an artist just cranks out an album that sounds like a copy of earlier work, there's no point to it. That said, this is an album for diehard David Gilmour/ mid-'70s Floyd fans who have listened to those records religiously and want something familiar, yet new, and for an artist of Gilmour's age and stature, it's understandable that he'd put out a record to fit that bill, and the fact that the result sounds this fresh and effective, it not only justifies the exercise, it actually provides an additional demonstration of just how deep Gilmour's talent is. It also underlines that this is clearly the album he wanted to make, and I give him a lot of credit for following his instincts.\\n\\n(P.S. My copy of \\\"On An Island\\\" includes a bonus disc featuring the laidback bluesy instrumental \\\"Island Jam\\\"--it's a nice little bonus. On the downside, the book-style packaging of the album is marred by the vulnerable foam rubber piece that's meant to hold the CD--you may very well end up needing a separate case to hold the disc itself.)\",\n \"Product: Dave Loggins is a cousin of singer Kenny Loggins. He had a Top 100 Billboard charting album in 1974, \\\"Apprentice (In A Musical Workshop)\\\". It garnered a top 5 single ,\\\"Please Come To Boston\\\".\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: whiny, pathetically self-indulgent, and shallow; an offensive folk-rock album\\n\\nReview: Dave Loggins is the second cousin of the far more famous Kenny Loggins, and Dave had actually already contributed some material to Loggins & Messina records by the time of his own second album, 1974's \\\"Apprentice (In A Musical Workshop)\\\".\\nI'll readily admit that Dave Loggins does have some excellent songwriting to his credit, such as the powerhouse rocker \\\"Stones (Dig A Little Deeper)\\\" as recorded by England Dan Seals. The respectable acoustic guitar accompaniment of this album suggests that something at least decent could have come out of all of this. However, \\\"Apprentice (In A Musical Workshop)\\\" turns out to be a disgraceful folk-rock album that presents Dave Loggins as a can't-be-trusted womanizer, and then tries to sugar-coat it with nauseatingly sickly-sweet orchestrations and Loggins' insincere, weepy, over-exaggerated vocals.\\n\\nDave Loggins has sole writing credit for all 10 songs on this album. The opening track \\\"Someday\\\", with its cheesy synthesizer washes and ridiculously out-of-place \\\"ooh la la...\\\" chorus, has him supposedly deeply in love with a woman, and he tries to string her along, promising over and over again that SOMEDAY, they'll be together forever, when it's clear, especially after taking in such subsequent tunes as \\\"Let Me Go Now\\\" and \\\"Wonder'n As The Days Go By\\\", that he has no intention of being true to her and that \\\"someday\\\" really means \\\"never\\\". On \\\"Let Me Go Now\\\", \\\"Second Hand Lady\\\", and \\\"Girl From Knoxville\\\", Loggins demonstrates that he sees women as having little or no value other than providing sex.\\n\\nThe album's claim to fame is the big hit \\\"Please Come To Boston\\\", a laughably 'sentimental' ballad where Loggins once again tries to string a woman along, first to Boston, then to Denver, then to L.A.--in real life, any woman in the right mind would have dumped him by the end of the song. Loggins even slips over into downright misogynistic territory on \\\"Sunset Woman\\\", where he accuses a woman of being \\\"worthless\\\" for doing the same kind of polygamous activity that he seems to think is acceptable for himself to engage in--he says to her \\\"no one needs you\\\", although he himself seems to take great pleasure in what he refers to as her \\\"wishing well of sin\\\", otherwise why would he be doing this 5+ minute super-slow 'tribute' to her?\\n\\nEven when Loggins switches gears and pays tribute to his family on the nostalgic, childhood reminiscence \\\"My Father's Fiddle\\\", you still have to deal with the overblown harmonies and Loggins grating vocals and sentimentality.\\n\\nJust look at the track sequence of the first three songs on 'side 2'. First we have \\\"Please Come To Boston\\\", where Loggins' companion wants him to forget about going to all these other places and come home to her in Tennessee. On the very next song, \\\"Girl From Knoxville\\\", he decides to do just that, figuring it's an effective way for him to get laid, as evidenced by the lyrics which describe how he looks forward to bathing her in a stream and using his arms for her blanket. Then, with the following song \\\"Sunset Woman\\\", after having gotten the sexual cravings temporarily out of his system and realizing he wants no long-term obligations, he accuses her of being \\\"worthless\\\". Loggins tries to wrap an overwrought \\\"woe is me\\\" schtick around it all, and the results are incredibly annoying and offensive.\\n\\nFor goodness sake, stick with James Taylor, and Jackson Browne, etc. Avoid this cloying disgrace.\",\n \"Product: First time on CD for the sixth and final album from American soft-rockers Bread, which hit #36 on the Billboard Pop Albums chart. Originally released in 1977, nearly five years after their previous album, Guitar Man. This was a return to form for the band, featuring plenty of stunning ballads, country rockers and more, traveling familiar ground but remaining as melodic and earnest as ever. Features a guest appearance from Tom Scott. Wounded Bird. 2007.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bread's last--and best--album; a masterpiece finally available on CD\\n\\nReview: Bread's final album, \\\"Lost Without Your Love\\\", was originally released in January of 1977. Quite oddly, it has taken until December of 2006 for the album to be released on CD in its entirety. Fortunately, Wounded Bird Records has finally provided us with an official CD release for this masterpiece.\\n\\n\\\"Lost Without Your Love\\\" was something of a reunion album. Bread had broken up, with their last proper album prior to this being 1972's \\\"Guitar Man\\\". However, David Gates had continued to work with his Bread bandmates Mike Botts and Larry Knechtel on his solo albums, 1973's \\\"First\\\" and 1975's \\\"Never Let Her Go\\\" aka \\\"Second\\\". Obviously, the main reason for Bread's breakup was the tension between Gates and James Griffin. Gates was having a pretty mild amount of commercial success as a solo artist, so it's not surprising that Elektra Records urged Gates to give Bread another try. Gates was on good terms with Elektra, so he obliged, even though he wasn't really interested in reuniting the band with Griffin, hence the short-lived nature of the reunion.\\n\\nIn any case, Gates still had lots of gorgeous melodies up his sleeve. Unlike his previous two solo albums which find him branching out considerably, Gates really isn't pushing himself stylistically at all here. Still, there's no denying songs such as the irresistible warm-'n'-fuzzy pop-rocker \\\"Hooked On You\\\" and the super-tender orchestrated acoustic ballad \\\"Belonging\\\". As for \\\"The Chosen One\\\", it's simply one of the best soft rock songs ever recorded; it doesn't feature any orchestration, a decision which proves wise--it features a sumptuous blend of guitar harmonics, lush electric piano, a swaying groove, and silky-smooth vocals. The title track has an excellent and somewhat unexpected instrumental break, in addition to that masterful Gates touch of sighing melodicism that totally tugs at your heart. \\\"Hold Tight\\\" is a super fun, catchy, upbeat tune--it's been referred to as Gates' stab at disco-rock, and although it did get 'disco-fied' when covered by Vicki Sue Robinson, on here it's really just a '50s-style feel-good rocker, complete with carnival-esque organ, and given some rather low-key orchestration. \\\"Lay Your Money Down\\\" is a Griffin-sung rocker that does feel a bit forced somehow, but it's still fun, with super cool guitar licks, providing the album with a nice change of pace.\\n\\nThe thing that really allows \\\"Lost Without Your Love\\\" to become so thoroughly transcedant, in addition to Gates being on top of his game, is the maturity of James Griffin, both as a songwriter and vocalist. Griffin gets one co-write with Gates, the excellently melodic \\\"Change of Heart\\\". The rest of his tracks are co-written with his usual writing partner and former Bread member Robb Royer, and they demonstrate a quantum leap in songwriting maturity compared to, say, 1970's \\\"On The Waters\\\". The heart-wrenching album-closer \\\"Our Lady of Sorrow\\\" is a thoughtful and sympathetic meditation on the problems of drug addiction, with a beautiful Griffin vocal. Plus, the breezy \\\"She's The Only One\\\", the uplifting \\\"Fly Away\\\", and the sad-yet-hopeful ballad \\\"Today's The First Day\\\"--each of these are truly terrific songs.\\n\\nI think David Gates' opinion that this was a \\\"tentative\\\" album for the band is mainly a reflection of the tension between himself and Griffin while recording it. \\\"Lost Without Your Love\\\" is a treasure trove for fans of '70s soft rock--this is a masterful album, a must-have for any serious music listener.\",\n \"Product: One of the most request catalogs for CD reissue we have ever had is the Seals & Crofts catalog. This duo consisting of Jim Seals & Dash Crofts had numerous charting albums in the 1970's. We are now proud to present pretty much their entire catalog of albums, beginning with their first eponymous album from 1969, all the way through their last charting album, \\\"Takin' It Easy\\\" from 1978.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: past their commercial prime, but still a high quality album\\n\\nReview: In a sense, Seals & Crofts' 1978 album \\\"Takin' It Easy\\\" is the proper follow-up to 1976's \\\"Get Closer\\\". However, in between those two, the 1976 'live' album \\\"Sudan Village\\\" was released, as was the 1977 \\\"One on One\\\" soundtrack which Seals & Crofts were significantly involved in.\\n\\nBy the time \\\"Takin' It Easy\\\" was finally released, it seems that the record buying public had lost a lot of interest in the duo. Compared to the several gold-selling albums that preceeded it, \\\"Takin' It Easy\\\" was a commercial disappointment, peaking at (coincidentally enough) number 78 on the Billboard album charts.\\n\\nOne gets the sense that even during the recording of \\\"Takin' It Easy\\\", there was concern of how Seals & Crofts would be received in the midst of the changing musical climate, and there are some clear attemps at 'keeping up with the times'. The most notorious example is the disco-fied Top 20 hit \\\"You're The Love\\\", which Dash Crofts himself claims that he \\\"Hated it!\\\"; that's a somewhat understandable, albeit harsh and unfair critique, because it's not really THAT much of a disco tune, and beyond that, the song is upbeat, insanely catchy, and downright FUN. They also take a half-hearted stab at a New Wave-ish rocker with the album-opening title track--it's a passable tune, and it was a minor hit in its own right, but the guys don't sound like their hearts are really in it, and the result feels forced. Note that neither of these two songs were at all written by the duo (\\\"You're The Love\\\" was written by David Batteau and their producer Louie Shelton).\\n\\nApart from the two aforementioned singles though, Seals & Crofts basically stick with the tasteful soft-rock approach of their '76 masterpiece album \\\"Get Closer\\\", and they offer up a bunch of great songs in the process. The Dash Crofts vocal spotlight \\\"One More Time\\\" is a sublime ballad with a somewhat hard-to-define appeal--it seems a tad schlocky on the surface, sort of like it's waiting to be resurrected for American Idol (again, it wasn't at all written by the duo, and actually, it had previously been recorded by the Carpenters), but Dash totally puts it over with his fantastic vocals, which, in typical fashion, are commanding yet mellifluous at the same time, plus to be fair, the melody is really gorgeous, and the harmonious intro will have you instantly thinking, \\\"Whoa, who put on The Beach Boys?\\\" (it's not them, but those ethereal harmonies sure sound like prime Beach Boys, definitely a compliment). Likewise, the epic, philisophical ballad \\\"Sunrise\\\" has a load of atmosphere with its swirling electric piano and synthesizer textures, and it features an excellent saxophone solo from Jim Seals. The bouncy \\\"Breakin' In A Brand New Love\\\" is an absolutely brilliant pop-rock song, the kind of thing that's a joy to rediscover and gets you thinking, \\\"Geez, why wasn't this a huge hit?\\\" \\\"Forever Like The Rose\\\" is another one of their great, heartstring-tugging ballads along the lines of \\\"Don't Fail\\\".\\n\\nOf the remaining tracks, \\\"Midnight Blue\\\" is quite good, with its moody, minor-keyed, country-blues feel, but it's somewhat annoying due to the overwrought, melodramatic story-song lyrics. \\\"Nobody Gets Over Lovin' You\\\" has a somewhat curious blend of tormented lyrics with an upbeat-sounding tune, and Jim hits a great vocal climax on the song's fade. \\\"Magnolia Moon\\\" is a pleasant low-key ballad, if rather forgettable. Likewise, the 5+ minute album-closer \\\"A Tribute To Abdu'l-Baha'\\\", though again loaded with atmosphere, and obviously very much from Jim & Dash's hearts, just fails to stick in the memory even after repeated listens.\\n\\nOn the whole, I wouldn't quite rank \\\"Takin' It Easy\\\" at masterpiece level, but any fan who seeks this album out definitely ought to get a lot of enjoyment out of it. Thanks to Wounded Bird Records for finally getting it out on CD.\",\n \"Product: 10cc Live And Let Live - EX UK 2-LP vinyl set\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: some intriguing stuff here, but largely feels like a cash-in attempt\\n\\nReview: 10cc's live album \\\"Live And Let Live\\\" was originally released in late 1977 as a double LP. It has now been reissued as a double CD in July of 2006 on Mercury Records, supposedly a limited edition.\\n\\nI find the very idea of this album being released in the first place to be suspicious. Was this intended as a slap in the face regarding Godley & Creme's departure from the band in 1976? Their departure left Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman as the only original members left in the band, and Stewart himself has admitted that he \\\"was on a mission\\\" to prove the band could carry on as a viable commercial and artistic force.\\n\\nThe live performances on \\\"Live And Let Live\\\" were recorded in June and July of '77. Their first post-Godley & Creme album, \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\", had just come out in May of that year, with \\\"The Things We Do For Love\\\" having already become a huge US hit single earlier in the year.\\n\\nThe commercial success seems to have gotten to Stewart and Gouldman's heads, and \\\"Live And Let Live\\\" feels largely like a cash-in attempt.\\n\\nThere's a lot to gripe about here. With Godley & Creme gone, 10cc end up ignoring a whole lot of their early classics, and the track listing relies almost entirely on Stewart/ Gouldman compositions, which is understandable and everything, but they end up leaning way, way too heavily on material from the highly-flawed and overrated \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\" which consists entirely of Stewart/ Gouldman compositions--apart from the brief \\\"I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor\\\" ditty, they play every last track from that album; the 11+ minute \\\"Feel The Benefit\\\" suite wasn't so hot to begin with, and the even longer version here, with the ugly synthesized strings filling in for the real orchestra, is even worse, not to mention outright redundant. Apart from some extended jams, the boys barely bother making any alterations to the original studio arrangements, and considering how elaborately-produced the studio stuff is, it's just hard to really pull it off in concert--they even resort to using pre-recorded tapes for \\\"I'm Not In Love\\\" and on the intro to \\\"I'm Mandy Fly Me\\\"--making the record frequently unenlightening. Tony O'Malley, who wasn't with the band for \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\" and was already gone by the time of \\\"Bloody Tourists\\\", is bafflingly given a lead vocal spotlight, toothlessly staggering his way through \\\"Art For Art's Sake\\\" in place of Stewart.\\n\\nDespite all that, the album does have considerable value. A couple of the \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\" tunes are given a new lease on life in concert--\\\"Honeymoon With B Troop\\\" is a lot of fun, less gimmicky than its studio counterpart; and \\\"You've Got A Cold\\\" ditches the cloyingly slick overproduction of the studio recording, and with the double drums of Stuart Tosh and Paul Burgess, it's transformed into a truly funky gem. There are other ear-catching moments scattered around, like Stewart's lilting vocal turn on \\\"People In Love\\\", a previously buried key line from \\\"Ships Don't Disappear In The Night (Do They?\\\") being brought more upfront and clearly audible, and Stewart does have some entertaining spoken banter with the audience. And you certainly can't accuse the guys of not being well-practiced--the performances are thoroughly super-professional, even though this sometimes results in the band sounding distressingly like they're on autopilot.\\n\\nAll in all, an interesting document for fans of this great band, with some stuff definitely worth salvaging, but don't get your hopes TOO high.\",\n \"Product: 10cc Live And Let Live - EX UK 2-LP vinyl set\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: some intriguing stuff here, but largely feels like a cash-in attempt\\n\\nReview: 10cc's live album \\\"Live And Let Live\\\" was originally released in late 1977 as a double LP. It has now been reissued as a double CD in July of 2006 on Mercury Records, supposedly a limited edition.\\n\\nI find the very idea of this album being released in the first place to be suspicious. Was this intended as a slap in the face regarding Godley & Creme's departure from the band in 1976? Their departure left Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman as the only original members left in the band, and Stewart himself has admitted that he \\\"was on a mission\\\" to prove the band could carry on as a viable commercial and artistic force.\\n\\nThe live performances on \\\"Live And Let Live\\\" were recorded in June and July of '77. Their first post-Godley & Creme album, \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\", had just come out in May of that year, with \\\"The Things We Do For Love\\\" having already become a huge US hit single earlier in the year.\\n\\nThe commercial success seems to have gotten to Stewart and Gouldman's heads, and \\\"Live And Let Live\\\" feels largely like a cash-in attempt.\\n\\nThere's a lot to gripe about here. With Godley & Creme gone, 10cc end up ignoring a whole lot of their early classics, and the track listing relies almost entirely on Stewart/ Gouldman compositions, which is understandable and everything, but they end up leaning way, way too heavily on material from the highly-flawed and overrated \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\" which consists entirely of Stewart/ Gouldman compositions--apart from the brief \\\"I Bought A Flat Guitar Tutor\\\" ditty, they play every last track from that album; the 11+ minute \\\"Feel The Benefit\\\" suite wasn't so hot to begin with, and the even longer version here, with the ugly synthesized strings filling in for the real orchestra, is even worse, not to mention outright redundant. Apart from some extended jams, the boys barely bother making any alterations to the original studio arrangements, and considering how elaborately-produced the studio stuff is, it's just hard to really pull it off in concert--they even resort to using pre-recorded tapes for \\\"I'm Not In Love\\\" and on the intro to \\\"I'm Mandy Fly Me\\\"--making the record frequently unenlightening. Tony O'Malley, who wasn't with the band for \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\" and was already gone by the time of \\\"Bloody Tourists\\\", is bafflingly given a lead vocal spotlight, toothlessly staggering his way through \\\"Art For Art's Sake\\\" in place of Stewart.\\n\\nDespite all that, the album does have considerable value. A couple of the \\\"Deceptive Bends\\\" tunes are given a new lease on life in concert--\\\"Honeymoon With B Troop\\\" is a lot of fun, less gimmicky than its studio counterpart; and \\\"You've Got A Cold\\\" ditches the cloyingly slick overproduction of the studio recording, and with the double drums of Stuart Tosh and Paul Burgess, it's transformed into a truly funky gem. There are other ear-catching moments scattered around, like Stewart's lilting vocal turn on \\\"People In Love\\\", a previously buried key line from \\\"Ships Don't Disappear In The Night (Do They?\\\") being brought more upfront and clearly audible, and Stewart does have some entertaining spoken banter with the audience. And you certainly can't accuse the guys of not being well-practiced--the performances are thoroughly super-professional, even though this sometimes results in the band sounding distressingly like they're on autopilot.\\n\\nAll in all, an interesting document for fans of this great band, with some stuff definitely worth salvaging, but don't get your hopes TOO high.\",\n \"Product: Noel Gallagher Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds UK CD album\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: stunned--Noel sounds reinvigorated on this post-Oasis debut\\n\\nReview: I was a huge Oasis fan from the get-go. The first time I heard \\\"Live Forever\\\" back in '94 or '95, I was not only hooked on that particular tune, but I felt an almost absurd level of excitement that Oasis would 'change the world', so to speak, and I could hardly wait to get my hands on the \\\"Definitely Maybe\\\" CD. Although I expected it would be great, \\\"Definitely Maybe\\\" took that a few steps further--it proved to be a monumental album that had a profound affect on me at that tender age. Oasis sounded like a sheer force of nature, and for all their admitted musical 'thievery', they still managed to sound completely fresh and distinctive with their blend of surging hard rock, psychedelia, and insanely catchy pop-rock hooks.\\n\\nOver the course of their next few albums, along with their slew of fantastic non-album b-sides for which they became somewhat notorious for over time, Oasis explored different variations on their trademark epic sound, by and large to brilliant effect.\\n\\nBut more than that, Noel Gallagher continually revealed a penchant for not just purely acoustic driven numbers such as \\\"Sad Song\\\", \\\"It's Better People\\\", and \\\"Angel Child\\\", but also a relatively stripped-down balladic style where the songs had a distinct blend of melancholy and introspection, a style exemplified on songs such as \\\"Going Nowhere\\\" and \\\"One Way Road\\\". Perhaps tellingly, the official versions of all of these aforementioned songs feature Noel himself on lead vocals as opposed to his brother Liam who was always the 'main' lead vocalist for Oasis.\\n\\nFor me, 2000's \\\"Standing on the Shoulder of Giants\\\" is the last great Oasis album. In retrospect, it's sort of transition piece, as original members Paul Arthurs and Paul McGuigan left the group in 1999 and didn't play on the album, but Gem Archer and Andy Bell didn't come on board until after the recording was completed, if I understand correctly. Nonetheless, terrific Noel songs such as \\\"Go Let It Out\\\", \\\"Gas Panic!\\\", and \\\"Roll It Over\\\", plus Liam's deceptively charming songwriting debut \\\"Little James\\\", all seemed to indicate that the Oasis tank was far from empty.\\n\\nHowever, when the whole 'second phase' of Oasis kicked in with 2002's \\\"Heathen Chemistry\\\", with Gem Archer and Andy Bell now fully integrated band members who even contributing some of the songwriting, it was the first real red flag that the magical Oasis formula was wearing thin. Most of the songs, although reassuringly Oasis-like initially, were starting to sound like second rate afterthoughts and leftovers, and in light of earlier triumphs, ultimately redundant and forgettable. It was probably in part due to the major shift in personnel that had occurred in the band that they began to sound slightly more polished, but that just made it feel even more as though one was listening to an Oasis sound-alike band. The fact that two of the songs, \\\"Little By Little\\\" and \\\"Better Man\\\", appeared on the album in weaker versions opposed to the better versions which had surfaced on the Internet prior the album's release, just added insult to injury and further gave the feeling that the band was suddenly losing it. Despite \\\"Little James\\\" and \\\"Songbird\\\", the increased prominence of Liam as a songwriter didn't seem to help much in the long term. In hindsight, it's almost as though, deep down, Noel knew his songwriting had dried up and that there was little to lose by letting other band members get their songs in. 2005's \\\"Don't Believe The Truth\\\" and 2008's almost maddeningly-mediocre \\\"Dig Out Your Soul\\\" proved that continuing to follow this band's music was a sadly unrewarding experience, basically just a pale reflection of past glories at best. The band who once seemed able to do little wrong musically now sounded like they were floundering to remain relevant. I was almost completely burnt out on them as far as their new output was concerned--it had gotten to feel like there just wasn't any point anymore.\\n\\nI feel all of that preface is important. The abudance of extraordinary music that Oasis made shouldn't be underestimated, but the group really did become a shadow of its former self musically for essentially the entire '00s (\\\"Standing On the Shoulder of Giants\\\" was actually recorded in 1999). In other words, it really had been a long while since I've been excited about Oasis/Noel Gallagher as a currently active entity. I generally try to avoid sounding all hyped up and claiming a record to be a big 'comeback', but with \\\"Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds\\\", it's undeniable and truly justified--I didn't think Noel would have anything like this up his sleeve at this point. After listening, it's easy to suspect that maybe Noel really HAD been fed up with Oasis for quite a while, but considering that many, if not most, of these songs were actually written BEFORE the Oasis split, it makes the whole situation all the more curious. But this record seems to make it clear that there was a considerable amount of pressure going on with the last few Oasis records to try and make 'Oasis-sounding product', whereas with this record, Noel is just letting his muse take him where it will, and as a result, his brilliance has re-emerged.\\n\\nNaturally, my expectations were initially low, and I just half-heartedly began listening to some of the tracks, figuring it would be more 'Oasis lite'. But nearly every song here highlights Noel's ability to create songs with a profound, all-encompassing feel that grab you instantly while maintaining their infectiousness upon repeated listens. Noel's vocals are almost uniformly breathtaking--he definitely underrates himself as a vocalist, and apart from maybe one or two songs, I didn't miss Liam's voice for a second. And I'm not joking about the infectiousness of the tunes--song after song is going to have you craving another listen.\\n\\nThe opening \\\"Everybody's On The Run\\\" instantly gives the impression that this is going to be a lot more than just more scrapings from the bottom of the Oasis barrel. The utter absence of lead guitar, mixed with the gorgeous orchestration and faint traces of choir, present a subtle but fascinating departure from Oasis' classic anthemic sound, the kind of thing that one might call 'growth' or 'maturity' as an artist, but in the best sense of the word. It preserves the suitably epic, albeit not overblown, feel that Oasis proved masters of time and time again, the kind of thing that cuts straight to the bone. Noel's impassioned, echo-slathered vocals simply soar, the minute-plus intro sets the scene marvelously, and altogether, this one of the best tracks he's ever recorded.\\n\\nI'm actually surprised at how much Gallagher has to say lyrically here--it would be easy to assume that the lyrics, which even Gallagher himself tends to point out as being a weakness for him, would all be throwaways, but they aren't. You sometimes hear about how pop music is supposed to capture the 'tenor of the times', and although I can't speak definitely about how much the wealthy Noel really worries about the state of the world, this record seems to have been dropped at the perfect time--it feels strikingly relevant and in tune with the widespread concern and uncertainty going on these days. I already mentioned \\\"Everybody's On The Run\\\", a truly BELIEVABLE inspirational number, the kind of thing U2 would try to do but would only sound overblown in their hands. \\\"Soldier Boys and Jesus Freaks\\\", with it's wonderfully Kinks-y \\\"Autumn Almanac\\\"-style rhythm, is an intriguing, sharply-etched commentary of a highly religious family whose son dies at war. \\\"Stranded On The Wrong Beach\\\" seamlessly combines somewhat gentle and yearning verses with a defiant and totally infectious chorus. And even if the lyrics to \\\"Dream On\\\" are 'nonsense', his sly wordplay is still incredibly entertaining.\\n\\n\\\"If I Had A Gun...\\\" is definitely reminiscent of earlier work, as you'll instantly think, \\\"This is SO Noel-sounding\\\" within the first ten seconds, but it's not a carbon copy by any means--the lyrics are beautifully-crafted--powerful and affectionate but not at all sappy--and along with the brilliantly-placed wordless vocals and subtle musical transitions, this is another absolutely terrific song.\\n\\nNoel also scores with the uptempo \\\"AKA...What A Life!\\\", with its heavy drums, pounding piano, a frenetic guitar solo, an ominous one-chord-style groove, and a great melody.\\n\\nAt times the album becomes slightly generic-sounding, as on \\\"AKA...Broken Arrow\\\", but even here, the album is still memorably tuneful and remarkably enjoyable, with this particular tune being lifted by crisp acoustic guitar layers, tasty percussion, and bass work that really fills out the sound.\\n\\nThe deluxe edition includes two extra songs added on at the end, including the highly haunting \\\"Let The Lord Shine A Light On Me\\\", which has a \\\"Dark Side Of The Moon\\\"-era Pink Floyd quality about it--Noel's voice is actually a bit rough here and frustratingly buried in the mix, which perhaps explains its 'bonus track' status, but it's still highly worthwhile.\\n\\nBut the main album portion ends with the song that Noel said was intended as the album-closer from the get-go, and understandably so. \\\"Stop The Clocks\\\" has been floating around the Internet in various versions for probably close to 10 years, and it finally gets a proper version here, and Noel has simply nailed it. I suppose it's fair to say that it was worth the wait, because it would have been a shame had it been saddled on one of the last few Oasis records in an inferior version. Noel's vocals are, once again, exquisite, and one could hardly ask for a more fitting album-closer. This is once again one of the absolute best tracks Noel has ever done.\\n\\nThe whole saying of \\\"no one buys music anymore\\\" has become a virtual cliche these days, but if you're an old-school Oasis fan who lost interest in them in the 2000s, go pick up the deluxe edition of \\\"Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds\\\" which includes a very interesting DVD, and set aside some time to listen to the CD portion straight through in one go. At the end of the day, I think you're going to feel like you got your money's worth on this one, and perhaps, it'll all come back to you why you loved Oasis to begin with. Things have indeed changed since \\\"Definitely Maybe\\\", but \\\"Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds\\\" is a great album, and unmistakeably Noel. An incredibly unexpected comeback for Noel Gallagher.\",\n \"Product: Laura Marling's new album, 'Once I Was An Eagle', the follow up to 2011's stand out 'A Creature I Don't Know', is a hugely ambitious album reflecting the poise and confidence of a songwriter far beyond her years (23). Recorded in the English countryside with longtime collaborator and producer Ethan Johns, the album's loose narrative traverses heartbreak, vulnerability, resurgence, confidence, and lastly contemplation. 'Once I Was An Eagle' steps farther outside the conventions of Laura's previous albums, an opportunity to fully explore her songwriting process while abandoning expectations.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: a smidgen of maturity is detectable, but that's not saying much--listen to Johanna Warren instead\\n\\nReview: It never ends. Laura Marling is yet another monumentally overrated singer-songwriter who presumably had the absolute good fortune of knowing someone who knew someone who was able to land one of her amateurish, navel-gazing, near-tuneless compositions into a key scene of \\\"Grey's Anatomy\\\" or maybe \\\"Gossip Girl\\\", and hence her career was launched.\\n\\nThe persistent Joni Mitchell comparisons are inevitable. I find Joni monumentally overrated and guilty of excruciatingly self-indulgent ramblefests in her own right, and considering the high regard in which Joni is held in the rock/folk pantheon, the accolades for Marling become understandable by comparison.\\n\\nI will grant that Marling's vocals seem to have taken a step forward by this point--kind of amazing to notice a fellow reviewer expressing the exact opposite opinion, claiming that Marling has LOST her voice. She doesn't race through the words as if she's late for her latest dinner date, the way she did on \\\"Ghosts\\\", and she is able to conjure up some resonance, particularly on \\\"Undine\\\" which, with its ear-catching harmonized guitar runs, is one admittedly good track that you'll find on this album.\\n\\nBut for the most part, the song remains the same. Her relentless rat-in-a-cage lyrical preoccupation with dead-end 'romance' is exhausting, including her incessant telling off of former 'lovers' as if she's absolutely the bee's knees. She still doesn't pay much attention to melody either, which just heightens the inherent shallowness of the lyrics. She plays this whole 'you won't get to me' and 'I'm so hard to get' routine on \\\"Master Hunter\\\" (which is on the rock-ish side, a rarity on this album), and yet she still refers to her subject as \\\"babe\\\", as if she's some kind of completely sacred, irresistible temptress, and then uses her 'power' merely to cut every guy in her path right down for her own perverted pleasure--it's a schtick that's been done to death, and it's unimaginative and unimpressive.\\n\\nWay too big of a deal has been made over the supposed 'unity' of the tracks, where songs run seamlessly into another and melodic themes recur--you know, this is an album where it's hard enough as it is to even remember what song you're listening to after a while, and in this case, a gimmick like that smacks of a severe lack of ideas, if not downright laziness.\\n\\nI can sense a certain 'background music' appeal here, as the predominately somber, sometimes downright morbid tone, combined with the generally spartan arrangements does generate some kind of meditative vibe and could make for a passable sleeping aid, although even that gets disrupted thanks to Marling's infatuation for occasional pompous dynamic 'explosions', exemplified on the title track, not to mention out-of-place organ that crops up on \\\"Where Can I Go?\\\"\\n\\nMy best advice is, if you seriously think Laura Marling is a wonder to behold, you owe it to yourself to check out Johanna Warren, who has recently put out her debut solo album <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Fates/dp/B00G7HJHZY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Fates</a>. In simple terms, she blows away Marling at her own game, doing the exact kinds of things that Marling seemingly tries to accomplish, but Warren does it so very much better, with a truly beautiful voice and a real ear for melody to go with it. At least stream a few of her songs on a legitimate streaming platform, such as Spotify--if I had to cherry pick three, I'd go for <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Both-Worlds/dp/B00G7HJIYE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Both Worlds</a>,<a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Woods/dp/B00G7HJMBS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Woods</a>, and <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Your-Glow/dp/B00G7HJLPK/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Your Glow</a>. Show some support for a compelling new artist who really deserves it, and you'll be glad for my referral, as those three aforementioned songs are terrific. And that's a recommendation also to the reviewer who claims it's \\\"painful\\\" to wait for the next Laura Marling release (come on, seriously?).\",\n \"Product: Limited double vinyl LP pressing in gatefold jacket on silver foil stock. 2013 release, the third album from the Pop superstar. Artpop musically mirrors Gaga's creative process. Simply put, Artpop is a celebration of obsession set to a carefully crafted musical landscape that brings the listener on a truly unique audio journey. With producers White Shadow, Zedd, Madeon and others on board, Gaga's signature Dance/Pop sounds have risen to new heights, bringing a fresh experience that is destined to shake up the current state of Pop music.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: exactly what you'd expect--unoriginal, nauseating, and pompous beyond words\\n\\nReview: Get over it, folks. It's impossible to adequately express how unbelievably overhyped this 'artist' and album are. Based on the media frenzy she creates, Gaga's appeal presumably lies so much in her shock value, but when you divorce yourself from her ludicrous and exhaustingly tiresome image, the lyrics here are thoroughly BORING and uninspired, with run of the mill sexual crudities and vulgar imagery that add up to absolutely nothing. Asking if she wants to be seen naked, tossing in formulaic come-ons and interchanging the ideas of 'love' and 'sex' in such a catastrophically muddled way as if there's just plain no difference between the two, anyone who thinks there's any depth here needs to go back to Robert K. Merton. The disjointed free association nonsense of the cut-and-paste opening track \\\"Aura\\\" is absolutely pathetic. The title track finds her seemingly suggesting that her music (which she laughably and pretentiously refers to as \\\"artpop\\\") could mean \\\"anything\\\"--a more accurate assessment would be to say that it means NOTHING.\\n\\nWith attention deficit disorder running so rampant these days, I'm amazed at how anyone could stand to actually listen to this seemingly ENDLESS album from start to finish, as it takes the idea of tepid monotony to an extreme, and you're hard-pressed to even remember what song you're listening to after a while. Musically, Gaga has seemingly pounded it into the public's mind that her cacophonous, clattery sound is hyper-modern and totally on the cutting edge--people need to go back and listen to Giorgio Moroder's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/From-Here-To-Eternity/dp/B00D3CA782/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">From Here To Eternity</a>, which came out in freakin' 1977 people, and STILL sounds otherworldly today, not to mention that Moroder understood how to work up an arresting, hypnotizing atmosphere, and didn't have to beam in the proverbial kitchen sink and flagrantly stupid, in-your-face lyrics in a desperate and vain attempt to hold the listener's attention.\\n\\nI didn't pay anything for this album, nor have I ever been a fan of Gaga's, and admittedly, I really never planned to review this, but I AM a fan of pop music in general, and I happened to hear this record and felt that writing this review was important, as I had some things to get off my chest about the Gaga phenomenon. To be perfectly honest and fair, I can't deny that Lady Gaga does have very considerable talent. She's no less than credible on the piano, and she's clearly a trained vocalist with a tremendous ear for vocal layering--these abilities do provide some ammunition for apologist fans trying to defend Gaga against her army of detractors. \\\"Venus\\\" puts her vocal layering talent on full display and provides an undeniably ear-catching moment on the album, but naturally, even this gets ruined with the cliched sleazeball lyrics.\\n\\nI'm not as up to date with the pop music happenings of 2013 as I'd like to be. However, I feel like I've discovered records that run the gamut. On the great/really good side there has been David Becvar's remarkably inspired <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Obsolete/dp/B00DJWABIC/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Obsolete</a>, Paul McCartney's better-than-expected <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/New-Deluxe-Edition/dp/B00EUS9JF0/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">New [Deluxe Edition</a>], and Johanna Warren's captivating <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Fates/dp/B00G7HJHZY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Fates</a>. On the average side we've gotten Elton John's par-for-the-course \\\"The Diving Board\\\" and Sheryl Crow's uneven \\\"Feels Like Home\\\". Below average, there's been Laura Marling's tedious \\\"Once I Was An Eagle\\\". With \\\"ARTPOP\\\", I found an album to add firmly into the \\\"dreadful\\\" category. This is a royal disaster of an album that sounds about as calculated and factory-made as it can get, aiming squarely at her already massive fan-base, and cashing in big time. In a somehow predictable twist, Lady Gaga commented fairly recently that she doesn't care about money--you know, I kind of wish she DID, because then maybe she would just wander off, enjoy her $100+ million, and I wouldn't be stuck hearing about her in the news all the time.\\n\\nI'm inclined to say the whole album is wasted talent, but then again, considering the mass hysteria and money the album is generating, I suppose it's doing what it sets out to do. But I recommend avoiding this record at all costs--it's the kind of album where you can feel your brain cells dying as you listen to it, and the annoyance factor is through the roof. \\\"ARTPOP\\\" is probably one of these records too that helps give America such a terrible reputation to foreign countries. Why DOES Lady Gaga have so many fans? I only WISH I could give a rational explanation.\",\n \"Product: (2LP) 2014 album produced by Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys.Includes the singles West Coast' & 'Shades Of Cool' plus 3 bonus tracks unavailable on the standard CD edition!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: The title of track #9 seems to sum it up--she's certainly not on top due to her musical talent\\n\\nReview: Well, well. The title of track #9 on this album seems to speak volumes: \\\"F***ed My Way Up To The Top\\\". Back in 2012, a friend of mine admitted to a sneaking captivation with Lana Del Rey. Me, I was put off instantly by Del Rey's rehashed Lolita presentation, and with this new album now plaguing the musical marketplace, and somewhat unavoidable for a pop music fan, I've lost it.\\n\\nI don't know where the whole \\\"anti-Gaga\\\" description exactly came from. Frankly, she strikes me as being PAINFULLY SIMILAR to Gaga. Both have some kind of bare bones interest in film noir, which they use as a cheap excuse for unimaginatively vulgar lyrics. Both have some degree of admitted vocal talent (Del Rey less so than Gaga) that just plain goes to waste amidst the dreadful overall packages of their respective music.\\n\\nI am past the point of no return as far as Lana Del Rey's music being deemed \\\"haunting\\\". Am I the only one who suggests that you need to do a bit more than sing-speak a bunch of mumbo jumbo about how you want to take drugs and be the world's ultimate boy toy? There have been numerous truly haunting gems that have come out within the past couple years, and seemingly fallen on deaf ears. Check out <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Little-Paper-Dolls/dp/B008O3JMGS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Little Paper Dolls</a> by Michelle Bourque, an ambigious-yet-striking rumination on the potential dangers of obsessive dieting. Or how about David Becvar's <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Crash-and-Burn/dp/B00G5T06JA/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Crash and Burn</a>, a cautionary tale about not realizing what you really want to achieve in life until it's too late. Never heard these songs? That's largely because they are real songs from actual artists with an artistic mission and a purpose in their creation, not merely a product of a male-dominated entertainment industry which has become seemingly clueless of how to concoct a female pop star without making her look like she's primarily a PORN star. And as for the whole super-high \\\"airy\\\" vocal style that Del Rey uses on the aforementioned \\\"F***ed My Way Up To The Top\\\", Johanna Warren uses that style to REAL effect on her lovely <a data-hook=\\\"product-link-linked\\\" class=\\\"a-link-normal\\\" href=\\\"/Both-Worlds/dp/B00G7HJIYE/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_txt?ie=UTF8\\\">Both Worlds</a>. But no, instead Lana Del Rey is the one garnering all the attention. Sad, AND PATHETIC. *sigh*\\n\\nIt's not like I had high expectations or anything, but this is an offensive album, very hard to stomach, and I hate it similarly to the way I hated Lady Gaga's \\\"Artpop\\\" last November (another album which I similarly had the misfortune of encountering). In closing, I recommend keeping \\\"Ultraviolence\\\" out of your life.\",\n \"Product: Queen of the Clouds is the debut album from Tove Lo, out 9/30. The album is a unique love story divided into three parts: The Sex, The Love, and The Pain, staying true to the songwriter s honest, brazen storytelling that she began with her Truth Serum EP. Queen of the Clouds features three songs from the EP singles Habits (Stay High) and Not On Drugs, as well as the hugely popular Habits (Stay High) Hippie Sabotage remix.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tove Lo rocks--\\\"Talking Body\\\" is phenomenal, and most of the rest is great as well\\n\\nReview: I first took notice of Tove Lo thanks to her guest lead vocal on the magnificent Heroes (We Could Be), a huge hit for EDM artist Alesso (a fellow Swede, and a major talent in his own right, but thats for another review). The vocal prowess and sheer power of Tove Los delivery struck me as really exceptional, but it was even more intriguing to realize that this person was a bonafide songwriter and artist in her own right.\\n\\nThat said, I approached Queen of the Clouds with skepticism. The album title itself struck me as leaning on the side of pretentiousness, as did the noticeable presence of several short link tracks (all less than 10 seconds) announcing THE SEX, THE LOVE, and THE PAIN. I wasn't familiar with any of the songs from the radio or anything (even though Habits had already become a hit), so I had little idea what to expect. I thought this might be an overblown disaster, but for someone like me with an eternally keen interest in pop music, I was more than willing to give it a try. I figured if nothing else, her vocal ability would hopefully make the proceedings at least listenable.\\n\\nIn short, I got a lot more than I bargained for. Tove Lo doesnt even try to move beyond themes of sex and longing for love and affection, and the general concept of the album, tracing a relationship through an intensely exciting beginning, a more stabilized middle, and then a painful break up, isn't exactly innovative or brilliant on its own. The execution, however, is spellbinding. Clearly existing within the pop world, Tove Lo transcends it. She does overreach on rare occasion, but just saying that brings to mind the old adage that it takes a true genius to create something truly awful, and the missteps are part of an overall exhilarating package.\\n\\nWithout going any further, Talking Body. You think youve heard it all, then this comes along. What an unbelievable stroke of brilliance, a track that deserves its place in the upper echelon of all-time classics, although despite the popularity it has attained, I feel like people aren't getting it. If you were to only be familiar with this song from her woefully subpar performance of it on the Ellen DeGeneres show, its genius may have understandably evaded you. Plus, with the radio version having become very popular and received lots of airplay, the song has sparked significant debate, particularly over the lyrics which have been accused as being cheaply hedonistic, which I think is badly missing the point. The song is truly haunting, and the big comparison here that occurred to me is with the 1983 Genesis classic Mama, which details one mans obsession with a prostitute in a similarly scary, albeit powerful fashion. It may be a nutty coincidence, and perhaps not something Tove Lo would take as a great compliment, but the deep, unfussy synth-bass line of Talking Body, as well as its ghostly keyboard chords and ominously sexual lyrics, really bring to mind the aforementioned Genesis song, but as I consider Mama one of the absolute best tracks in rock history, thats incredibly high, HIGH praise--I never thought in all my life that a new song would come along that could scale those heights. But to be clear, in no way am I saying that Talking Body is a Mama rehash--actually, the comparison only really occurred to me after Id already listened to Talking Body probably about 100 times. The different melodic lines of Talking Body work so well that it masks the fact that the whole song rides the same chord progression (other songs here, such as Got Love and Habits, fascinatingly use the same strategy)--again, its only after countless listens that this really sinks in. Theres a magical touch of syncopation to the chord changes, particularly evident on the explosive chorus, with a spellbinding singalong hook that practically redefines insanely catchy. The airy bridge section, where Tove Los gently yearning, echo-tinged voice ethereally floats over the mix, is also noteworthy and takes the song to another level still. One other trick that is evident on the final chorus is where Tove Lo sings the words using just the tonic note over the top of the regular vocal line (a trick she uses to brilliant effect on Got Love as well), which has a menacing effect as the song is winding down. It works as a Rock song, a dance-pop song, a synth-pop song, its modern, its retro, its timeless. In sum, you can hardly praise this Talking Body enough--its phenomenal.\\n\\nWith a track like Talking Body on board, plus the fact that is appears pretty early on in the album, it sets the bar so ridiculously high that its destined to make the rest of the album pale by comparison. However, it turns out that most of the rest of the album is great in its own right.\\n\\nI learned that Tove Lo had a major vocal surgery quite soon after this albums release, and based on subsequent live performances (including the aforementioned appearance on the Ellen show), there does appear to be a difference. Singing live night after night is understandably straining in any case, especially for someone whos such a power singer, and long term, only time will tell how her voice holds out. But with the powerhouse vocals she delivers throughout Queen of the Clouds, Im grateful she managed to get this done before the operation. Her ravaged, warts-and-all delivery on the cavernous, emotionally supercharged The Way That I Am helps spiral the song through the stratosphere, and I cant imagine you wanting it any other way. Got Love is a transcendent uptempo pop-rock tune with a bracing chorus, suitably anthemic lyrics, and masterful production touches all around including a brilliantly-placed swooping orchestral hook, plus great variety in Tove Los vocal delivery (notice how she sings the middle-eight, with a somewhat offbeat melodic line that somehow works perfectly). Like Em Young is a lightweight, humorous song that comes across as a 21st century take on early 60s girl-group bubblegum pop, and once again shows what a total command of focused, catchy hooks Tove Lo has. Other fantastic songs include A Thousand Miles, with its gently-pulsating, tom-laden verses and perfectly-realized vocal melody; and Not On Drugs, with memorable interplay between the bass line, the echo-y guitar, and the stuttering hip-hop style rhythm. I think the ballad This Time Around is supposed to be the last song of the album proper (bonus tracks notwithstanding), and it brings the album to a tasteful, contemplative conclusion.\\n\\nAs I said before, there are some missteps, particularly the wretched Timebomb. Thankfully, Timebomb appears just after Talking Body as opposed to just before, or else you may be likely to turn the album off prematurely. Timebomb features Tove Lo doing this somewhat rapid-fire delivery, and although I suppose the intent was to capture a frenetic mad-rush of sexual excitement, the result is an inane ramblefest. Moments, where Tove Lo makes the pompously in-your-face declaration that most of the time she is actually charming as f*ck, is an iffy tune that seems more worthy of a third or fourth-rate pop artist than someone of Tove Los caliber.\\n\\nHowever, I don't have hard feelings about the three link tracks like I did initially. Tove Lo has explained that she was trying to make it clear to the iTunes/Spotify etc. listening crowd that the album had different chapters, and she felt that this was the best compromise as far as how she could accomplish this given the limitations of how those sites would be presenting the track listing. Learning that, I understood where she was coming from and sympathized with her plight, and what seemed a little dumb at first suddenly seemed astute and smart, plus they're all so short, its probably not worth getting to bent out of shape over them anyway.\\n\\nIt appears there are different versions of the album floating around. Depending on which you listen to, you may get to hear Run On Love, a great uptempo track which is the closest thing here to her aforementioned collaboration with Alesso. Love Ballad also may be in tow, which appears to be one of Tove Los early, somewhat embryonic attempts at songwriting, although despite the forced lyrics, the song does come to life with a soaring chorus.\\n\\nEven without Talking Body, Queen of the Clouds would be a more-than-worthy debut album, but with it, it becomes essential. All in all, Tove Lo rocks. Shes really an exceptional artist, and despite some understandable obstacles regarding her voice, as an artist she seems to be fully in command and making the most of every opportunity. Shes a rush of inspiration, and I know Ill be interested to see what comes of her musical career down the road.\",\n \"Product: Following the immense success of Queen Of The Clouds Tove Lo is rereleasing her debut album on 10/2 to coincide with her first U.S. Headline Tour. Queen Of The Clouds gained pick up at Rolling Stone, Billboard, and many more. iHeart Radio ON THE VERGE Artist, multiplatinum selling superstar, and touring across all major festivals this summer, Tove Los rerelease is sure to keep fans begging for more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If you don't already own \\\"Queen of the Clouds\\\" (or \\\"Truth Serum\\\"), this basically renders the earlier releases obsolete\\n\\nReview: I first took notice of Tove Lo thanks to her guest lead vocal on the magnificent Heroes (We Could Be), a huge hit for EDM artist Alesso (a fellow Swede, and a major talent in his own right, but thats for another review). The vocal prowess and sheer power of Tove Los delivery struck me as really exceptional, but it was even more intriguing to realize that this person was a bonafide songwriter and artist in her own right.\\n\\nThat said, I approached Queen of the Clouds with skepticism. The album title itself struck me as leaning on the side of pretentiousness, as did the noticeable presence of several short link tracks (all less than 10 seconds) announcing THE SEX, THE LOVE, and THE PAIN. I wasn't familiar with any of the songs from the radio or anything (even though Habits had already become a hit), so I had little idea what to expect. I thought this might be an overblown disaster, but for someone like me with an eternally keen interest in pop music, I was more than willing to give it a try. I figured if nothing else, her vocal ability would hopefully make the proceedings at least listenable.\\n\\nIn short, I got a lot more than I bargained for. Tove Lo doesnt even try to move beyond themes of sex and longing for love and affection, and the general concept of the album, tracing a relationship through an intensely exciting beginning, a more stabilized middle, and then a painful break up, isn't exactly innovative or brilliant on its own. The execution, however, is spellbinding. Clearly existing within the pop world, Tove Lo transcends it. She does overreach on rare occasion, but just saying that brings to mind the old adage that it takes a true genius to create something truly awful, and the missteps are part of an overall exhilarating package.\\n\\nWith this newly released reissued version of \\\"Queen of the Clouds\\\", you get all the tracks from the album proper, the 'extra' tracks from her slightly earlier \\\"Truth Serum\\\" EP, plus more, all on 1 CD. If you already own \\\"Queen of the Clouds\\\" and \\\"Truth Serum\\\", you may understandably not want to bother with this, but on its own terms, it's logical and convenient to have all this material together one 1 disc, since it fits, and it gives you a great Tove Lo bang for your buck!\\n\\nWithout going any further, Talking Body. You think youve heard it all, then this comes along. What an unbelievable stroke of brilliance, a track that deserves its place in the upper echelon of all-time classics, although despite the popularity it has attained, I feel like people aren't getting it. If you were to only be familiar with this song from her woefully subpar performance of it on the Ellen DeGeneres show, its genius may have understandably evaded you. Plus, with the radio version having become very popular and received lots of airplay, the song has sparked significant debate, particularly over the lyrics which have been accused as being cheaply hedonistic, which I think is badly missing the point. The song is truly haunting, and the big comparison here that occurred to me is with the 1983 Genesis classic Mama, which details one mans obsession with a prostitute in a similarly scary, albeit powerful fashion. It may be a nutty coincidence, and perhaps not something Tove Lo would take as a great compliment, but the deep, unfussy synth-bass line of Talking Body, as well as its ghostly keyboard chords and ominously sexual lyrics, really bring to mind the aforementioned Genesis song, but as I consider Mama one of the absolute best tracks in rock history, thats incredibly high, HIGH praise--I never thought in all my life that a new song would come along that could scale those heights. But to be clear, in no way am I saying that Talking Body is a Mama rehash--actually, the comparison only really occurred to me after Id already listened to Talking Body probably about 100 times. The different melodic lines of Talking Body work so well that it masks the fact that the whole song rides the same chord progression (other songs here, such as Got Love and Habits, fascinatingly use the same strategy)--again, its only after countless listens that this really sinks in. Theres a magical touch of syncopation to the chord changes, particularly evident on the explosive chorus, with a spellbinding singalong hook that practically redefines insanely catchy. The airy bridge section, where Tove Los gently yearning, echo-tinged voice ethereally floats over the mix, is also noteworthy and takes the song to another level still. One other trick that is evident on the final chorus is where Tove Lo sings the words using just the tonic note over the top of the regular vocal line (a trick she uses to brilliant effect on Got Love as well), which has a menacing effect as the song is winding down. It works as a Rock song, a dance-pop song, a synth-pop song, its modern, its retro, its timeless. In sum, you can hardly praise this Talking Body enough--its phenomenal.\\n\\nWith a track like Talking Body on board, plus the fact that is appears pretty early on in the album, it sets the bar so ridiculously high that its destined to make the rest of the album pale by comparison. However, it turns out that most of the rest of the album is great in its own right. I learned that Tove Lo had a major vocal surgery quite soon after this albums release, and based on subsequent live performances (including the aforementioned appearance on the Ellen show), there does appear to be a difference. Singing live night after night is understandably straining in any case, especially for someone whos such a power singer, and long term, only time will tell how her voice holds out. But with the powerhouse vocals she delivers throughout Queen of the Clouds, Im grateful she managed to get this done before the operation. Her ravaged, warts-and-all delivery on the cavernous, emotionally supercharged The Way That I Am helps spiral the song through the stratosphere, and I cant imagine you wanting it any other way. Got Love is a transcendent uptempo pop-rock tune with a bracing chorus, suitably anthemic lyrics, and masterful production touches all around including a brilliantly-placed swooping orchestral hook, plus great variety in Tove Los vocal delivery (notice how she sings the middle-eight, with a somewhat offbeat melodic line that somehow works perfectly). Like Em Young is a lightweight, humorous song that comes across as a 21st century take on early 60s girl-group bubblegum pop, and once again shows what a total command of focused, catchy hooks Tove Lo has. Other fantastic songs include A Thousand Miles, with its gently-pulsating, tom-laden verses and perfectly-realized vocal melody; and Not On Drugs, with memorable interplay between the bass line, the echo-y guitar, and the stuttering hip-hop style rhythm. I think the ballad This Time Around is supposed to be the last song of the album proper (bonus tracks notwithstanding), and it brings the album to a tasteful, contemplative conclusion.\\n\\nAs I said before, there are some missteps, particularly the wretched Timebomb. Thankfully, Timebomb appears just after Talking Body as opposed to just before, or else you may be likely to turn the album off prematurely. Timebomb features Tove Lo doing this somewhat rapid-fire delivery, and although I suppose the intent was to capture a frenetic mad-rush of sexual excitement, the result is an inane ramblefest. Moments is where Tove Lo makes the pompously in-your-face declaration that most of the time she is actually charming as f*ck, and although the lyrics are obviously personal and somewhat effective, its still an iffy tune that seems more worthy of a third or fourth-rate pop artist than someone of Tove Los caliber.\\n\\nHowever, I don't have hard feelings about the three link tracks like I did initially. Tove Lo has explained that she was trying to make it clear to the iTunes/Spotify etc. listening crowd that the album had different chapters, and she felt that this was the best compromise as far as how she could accomplish this given the limitations of how those sites would be presenting the track listing. Learning that, I understood where she was coming from and sympathized with her plight, and what seemed a little dumb at first suddenly seemed astute and smart, plus they're all so short, its probably not worth getting to bent out of shape over them anyway.\\n\\nEver prior to the release of this deluxe Blue Print edition, it seems there were different versions of the album floating around, but as I said before, this one essentially renders all the earlier ones redundant. Run On Love is a great uptempo track which is the closest thing here to her aforementioned collaboration with Alesso. Speaking of which, Heroes (We Could Be), somewhat surprisingly, also gets included on this edition. Love Ballad appears to be one of Tove Los early, somewhat embryonic attempts at songwriting, although despite the forced lyrics, the song does come to life with a soaring chorus. Over also appears this time, and although its a bit distressingly commercial, its still memorable, with an unforgettable, urgent chorus. One song though that is somewhat strangely missing is \\\"Scream My Name\\\".\\n\\nEven without Talking Body, Queen of the Clouds would be a more-than-worthy debut album, but with it, it becomes essential. All in all, Tove Lo rocks. Shes really an exceptional artist, and despite some understandable obstacles regarding her voice, as an artist she seems to be fully in command and making the most of every opportunity. Shes a rush of inspiration, and I know Ill be interested to see what comes of her musical career down the road.\",\n \"Product: The Cars: Ric Ocasek (vocals, guitar); Benjamin Orr (vocals, bass); Elliot Easton (guitar, background vocals); Gregg Hawkes (keyboards, saxophone, percussion, background vocals); David Robinson (drums, percussion, background vocals). Recorded at AIR Studios, London, England in Feburary, 1978. All tracks have been digitally remastered using HDCD technology. The Cars: Ric Ocasek (guitar, vocals), Elliot Easton (lead guitar, background vocals), Gregg Hawkes (keyboards, saxophone, percussion, background vocals), Benjamin Orr (bass, vocals), David Robinson (drums, percussion, background vocals). Recorded at AIR Recording Studios, London, England in February, 1978. Digitally remastered by Steve Hoffman (February 1993). The Cars: Ric Ocasek (vocals, guitar); Benjamin Orr (vocals, bass); Elliot Easton (guitar); Greg Hawkes (keyboards); David Robinson (drums). Producer: Roy Thomas Baker. Compilation producer: David McLees. Ric Ocasek's songs were influenced by the Velvet Underground and the punk rock movement, but had a slick pop/rock sheen which proved very successful. After a demo version of \\\"Just What I Needed\\\" became a listener favorite on WBCN in Boston (the bands' homebase), they were pursued by record companies. THE CARS was recorded in 2 weeks in London, England. This ranks as one of the best debut albums from a rock band. The Cars are filed under rock, but they are closer to power pop than any other genre. Ric Ocasek sounded like a cross between the Raspberries and Television, punk sound with a pop attitude. The giveaway was the irresistible harmony-ridden hooks in just about every one of his songs. Listen again to \\\"You're All I've Got Tonight,\\\" \\\"Just What I Needed\\\" or \\\"My Best Friend's Girl\\\" and be thrilled. Lots of chunka chunka guitar and Mamas And Papas harmonies, and rarely a dull moment. They managed only six albums in 20 years, but they never bettered this.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: endless radio airplay aside, this remains a truly great, kickass album\\n\\nReview: For many listeners, it might be hard at this point to listen to The Cars' 1978 debut album with fresh ears. Over half the songs here remain staples of classic rock radio stations, and even if you don't voluntarily listen to these stations, you're bound to be familiar with songs like \\\"Just What I Needed\\\", \\\"Good Times Roll\\\", etc. Even so, this is a great album, well-deserved of its classic status.\\n\\nDon't be fooled by The Cars' tendency to get pegged as a 'singles band'. This nine-song debut actually has the feel of a song cycle with its uncannily sequenced lineup of songs. One of the great appeals of Ric Ocasek is the playful, yet classy, and savagely witty way in which he wrote about sex, how there's so much more to it than just 'getting laid'--there's a certain desperation mixed with vulnerability in songs like \\\"Just What I Needed\\\" and \\\"You're All I've Got Tonight\\\".\\n\\nThe opening \\\"Good Times Roll\\\" sets the scene perfectly, with Ric offering us a feel-good anthem fed through his own warped sensibility. \\\"My Best Friend's Girl\\\" is a wonderfully entertaining 'modernization' of Buddy Holly's patented sound. \\\"Don't 'Cha Stop\\\", with its \\\"Pleasant Valley Sunday\\\"-ish opening riff, is album's sole uptempo track--the chorus feels rather tossed off, but it's still a very fine track, with great layered guitar lines on the verses. The \\\"I Can't Explain\\\"-esque \\\"Bye Bye Love\\\" has a very upbeat-sounding tune, but the ominous lyrics and Ben Orr's marvelously stylish vocal delivery help make it the perfect lead-in to the album's final two tracks...\\n\\n\\\"Moving In Stereo\\\" was cooked up by Ric and Greg Hawkes in Ric's basement, making it the one track on the album Ric didn't write on his own. And what a classic it is. David Robinson's drums are tweaked a bit, giving them a noticeably brash quality. Hawkes offers a synth line that's creepy and defiant without sounding melodramatic. Perfect vocals from Ben Orr--could this man ever sing.\\n\\n\\\"All Mixed Up\\\" ends the album in cathartic fashion--great dynamics, sumptuous vocal harmonies, and a stirringly emotional climax with a brilliantly-placed keyboard lick from Hawkes and Ben Orr once again working magic with his powerful, commanding vocals.\\n\\nI also must not fail to mention \\\"I'm In Touch With Your World\\\", another 'hidden' gem contained herein. It shows that Ric could wring a quirky chord progression out of his guitar if he really tried. Ric delivers an ultra-edgy lead vocal--it has a great, bugs-under-your-skin quality to it. And all the percussion, sudden blasts of sound effects, and 'tick-tock' synths on the chorus punctuate this mostly stripped-down track marvelously.\\n\\nLead guitarist Elliot Easton isn't spotlighted as much as he would be on the subsequent \\\"Candy-O\\\", but you can hear how the man was a big believer in 'serving the songs'--check out his well-placed rockabilly licks (instantly reminiscent of the Beatles' \\\"I Will) on \\\"My Best Friend's Girl\\\", or his fine, if rather brief, solo on \\\"Just What I Needed\\\".\\n\\nSo, you may think you know this album all too well already. But, I suggest perhaps there's a bit more to this than you realize--after all, with a group like The Cars, things are often not as they seem.\",\n \"Product: Wild Heart of the Young is the third album by singer/songwriter Karla Bonoff. The album includes Bonoff's only Top 40 hit, \\\"Personally\\\", which peaked at No. 19 on the Billboard singles chart.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: writer's block--this is (mostly) NOT the REAL Karla on here!\\n\\nReview: Karla Bonoff's second album, 1979's \\\"Restless Nights\\\", wasn't a commercial bomb--it made it as high as #31 on the Billboard album charts--but presumably it didn't sell well enough to satisfy Columbia Records (perhaps Karla herself was considerably underwhelmed as well). It seems quite likely that, with this 1982 follow-up, Karla felt a lot of pressure to hit it big, which may have thrown her off track--this album is a devastating breakaway from the consistent excellence of her previous two albums.\\n\\nThe key problem, quite simply, is the songwriting. Karla rarely seems inspired here (which carries over into her vocals)--she sounds like she's under the gun, suffering from writer's block, just sleepwalking through the songwriting until there's enough to fill up an album. She ends up with a whole pile of weak songs, with exhausting (at times grating) cookie-cutter romance lyrics that seem totally fabricated and impersonal. There are occasional ear-catching snatches of melody which are overwhelmed by the overall listlessness, and in general, the tracks are weak and passionless beyond all belief, as if barely a finger was lifted at all to at least try and make the songs get off the ground.\\n\\nFor starters, \\\"I Don't Want To Miss You\\\" is a perfect example. You can just sense the song is going to be problematic based on Karla's forced-sounding, extended \\\"ooh\\\" that gets plastered on at the beginning. The song sluggishly drags through a standard I-VI-IV-V doo-wop style chord sequence in the chorus, and it features annoyingly obvious, fill-in-the-blank style lyrics about her not wanting a boy to act sweet to her because she knows the relationship won't work out (for whatever reason), so she just wants to watch him \\\"walkin' away\\\"--ridiculous, lame-brained teenage soap opera lyrics--plus, there's her \\\"emotive\\\", whiny vocals which make the bad lyrics sound even worse.\\n\\nAdditionally, we get \\\"It Just Takes One (To Say Goodbye)\\\", a song where she calls a boy a \\\"fool\\\" because he \\\"walked away\\\" from her, and then there's an ultra-slow tune CALLED \\\"Just Walk Away\\\" where SHE tells a boy to do just that, even though deep down she doesn't really want him to. The album closer \\\"Dream\\\" is another very slow (and very, very boring) track that's lyrically and melodically toothless. \\\"Even If\\\" strongly recalls \\\"Restless Nights\\\", but it's not even close to as good, and feels dishearteningly passionless, like so much of the rest. The slow-paced \\\"rocker\\\" \\\"Gonna Be Mine\\\" (co-written by Kenny Edwards who also produced) is musically rote and tedious (again using a I-VI-IV-V sequence), and has annoyingly in-your-face, \\\"confident\\\" sexual lyrics about Karla coming on to some guy that she wants. Check out the very first line of the song she sings, as well as the WAY she sings it--it seems like a BLATANT attempt at writing another \\\"Personally\\\".\\n\\nSpeaking of \\\"Personally\\\"... That's the first track on this album, and it was Karla's biggest hit single, cracking the Billboard top 20 (though this album still managed to have a lower chart peak than the previous one). It's a cover of a 1978 song written by Paul Kelly that was introduced to Karla by Glenn Frey (he'd had it in mind for Bonnie Raitt to do it). It is one damn annoying tune--it starts off with an incredibly grating blast of layered electric guitar and saxophone, and it's got the same sexual \\\"I'm comin' for you\\\" thing going on as \\\"Gonna Be Mine\\\".\\n\\nIt would have been one thing if \\\"Personally\\\" had been the album's big \\\"sellout pop tune\\\", and the rest of the album had been completely unlike it and was solid--the presence of the soundalike \\\"Gonna Be Mine\\\" is certainly bad news, but that still leaves the rest of the album, all of which Karla wrote herself, and the fact the her own songwriting ability was seemingly on vacation, this ends up being almost a total washout of an album.\\n\\nMercifully though, she does come up with two of her best songs ever. The first is the slowly-crawling \\\"Please Be the One\\\", an ominous, minor-keyed tune with prominent organ and punctuated by fantastic slide guitar work. The other is the title track, another one of her moving, reflective love ballads, where she hangs on/ extends the last word of the final verse to goosebump-inducing effect. These 2 must-have tracks stick out like a pair of diamonds in the rough to such a great extent, it's quite incredible. Otherwise, she managed to make an album so thoroughly unsatisfying, it's shocking. It seriously sounds like she was TRYING to make the album suck. The 2 gems aside, this album is NOT the REAL Karla, and it is a very much the wrong album to start for anyone new to Karla Bonoff's music--this album is exclusively for huge Karla fans (like myself). Great artists can indeed make very weak albums, and that's exactly what happened here. Proceed with great caution.\",\n \"Product: Herb Alpert's best numbers from 1979 to 1985 are featured on this disc, and display the power and tenderness of Alpert and his band.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: a superb compilation of a great era in Herb's musical career\\n\\nReview: Back in the early days of CDs, A&M's \\\"Classics\\\" series appeared. Since, along with Jerry Moss, A&M was Alpert's label (A&M = Alpert & Moss), it was natural that the first disc in the series was a Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass collection. Smartly, this additional compilation, which focuses solely on the years 1979-1985 of Herb's career, was also released. Appropriately, this disc is credited just to Herb Alpert as opposed to Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass since he was crediting himself as a solo artist by now (although his 1984 album \\\"Bullish\\\" was, quite misleadingly, credited to \\\"Herb Alpert Tijuana Brass\\\"). Herb hit the charts in a big way in 1979 with the disco-flavored 12\\\" single \\\"Rise\\\" which did indeed rise to #1 on the US Billboard singles chart. Although Herb's music remained typically ambitious during this '79-'85 era, the \\\"Rise\\\" flavor was, in general, highly prominent throughout, hence the tag \\\"The 'Rise' Years\\\". He was doing a lot of funky groove music during this time, & yet he did this with a cool sophistication, & this resulted in a lot of irresistible music. There are a whole lot of terrific tracks from this era--certainly more than can be fit onto a single CD--however, this CD is an absolutely first-rate overview. There are some vocals on here (including Herb's wife Lani Hall on the cover of \\\"Maniac\\\"), but for the most part, it's an instrumental CD--the thing is though, Herb had an incredible ear for melody, & his trumpet, figuratively speaking, really WAS his voice. Yes, he was an outstanding & underrated vocalist, so in that sense it's strange that he didn't sing more often, but you can't really complain, because he really was a brilliant instrumental performer. \\\"Rise\\\", \\\"'8' Ball\\\", the riffy \\\"Rotation\\\", \\\"Red Hot\\\" (the 1983 \\\"Blow Your Own Horn\\\" version is used here), & the whomping \\\"Bullish\\\" are all infectiously catchy groove tunes. The uptempo, Latin pop flavored \\\"Route 101\\\", and the evocative, hypnotic, fittingly-titled \\\"Beyond\\\" (built upon a loop) are a couple more of the absolute gems you'll find here. The brilliant, easy-riding 1981 groove tune \\\"Magic Man\\\", which Alpert co-wrote, has a trumpet melody that points the way straight to the saxophone part on the subsequent 1984 Wham! hit \\\"Careless Whisper\\\"--it seems impossible George Michael wasn't inspired by it. If you haven't explored this period in Alpert's career, you seriously should, & this CD is a great place to start--it's got 14 tracks, runs well over an hour, the sound quality is great, & you get some nice liner notes. A couple tracks here--\\\"Garden Party\\\" & \\\"Street Life\\\"--are much shorter than their original album versions, but nothing else is seriously shortened. Typically grating vocals from Lani Hall do mar \\\"Maniac\\\", but still, there's not a single track on this entire CD that's even close to weak. Exploring Herb's individual albums from this period will expose you to a wealth of additional gems. He put out an album in each year from 1979-1985, and basically, each one sounds ever so slightly more high-tech than the one that preceeded it, & this disc conveniently stops before 1987's \\\"Keep Your Eye On Me\\\", which features Jam & Lewis, & is the album where Herb really did cross the line & slip over into overproduction. The out-of-print status of nearly all the music from this '79-'85 era is, to put it gently, a great shame. It adds insult to injury that this CD is out of print as well, because it's truly a superb compilation.\",\n \"Product: Crosby Stills & Nash Live It Up German CD album\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: often lightweight, with very slick production, but mostly well-written (and saddled with an appallingly bad album cover)\\n\\nReview: Released in June of 1990, CSN's \\\"Live It Up\\\" album usually takes a beating from big fans of the group, and it's understandable in a sense, but the criticism also seems unfair and excessive.\\n\\nAdmittedly, based on this album, it seems CSN have almost completely forgotten how to rock out. Apart from the album-opening title track and \\\"If Anybody Had A Heart\\\"--the latter of which has a lame, overblown beamed-in bridge--not one track even remotely qualifies as a rocker. And even in regard to those two, the title track, written and largely played by Joe Vitale, is driven by a mid-'80s synth riff (the liner notes indicate it was actually recorded in February of 1986); and \\\"If Anybody Had A Heart\\\", written by J.D Souther and Danny Kortchmar, is a jarringly sugary pop-rock ballad (with wannabe-hard-rocker Kortchmar most likely responsible for the aforementioned bridge section).\\n\\nThere's also one more song that wasn't at all written by the group, the listenable-but-generic pop-rock tune \\\"Straight Line\\\", written by Tony Beard. There's also a co-write from, of all people, REO Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin on \\\"Haven't We Lost Enough?\\\".\\n\\n\\\"Yours and Mine\\\" and \\\"Arrows\\\" would have sounded right at home on Sting's debut solo album, and it's no wonder, because both of them feature Branford Marsalis adding his instantly recognizable soprano sax ornamentation. \\\"Arrows\\\" has a strikingly similar feel as the Sting song \\\"Children's Crusade\\\".\\n\\nAll that said, most listeners seem to feel the group had lost their edge at this point.\\n\\nWhen you get right down to it though, the album mostly works. The title track, even if it is a bit strained lyrically, is undeniably catchy and energetic (the chorus, with its echo-y effect, amusingly recalls \\\"Walking On The Moon\\\" by the Police). Stills' \\\"Tomboy\\\" is fun and amusingly lightweight, despite the lyrical twist at the end. \\\"Haven't We Lost Enough?\\\" is an excellent, edgy lost-love number with just Stills on acoustic guitar and vocals and the others joining in on harmonies. \\\"Yours And Mine\\\", despite some distractingly unimaginative sax work from Marsalis, has a surging chorus and is a powerful statement about teens/pre-teens with a predisposition toward violence. Co-written by Nash, \\\"(Got To Keep) Open\\\" is Stills' token Latin-pop number, and it's an irresistible, uplifting feel-good tune. The downbeat \\\"House Of Broken Dreams\\\", with its simple-but-engaging acoustic riff, is a no-nonsense Nash ballad, haunting and extremely moving. The pensive \\\"Arrows\\\", written Crosby and the late Michael Hedges, is a beautifully melodic, flowing, 3/4 time adult contemporary ballad.\\n\\nUnfortunately, the album ends in fairly weak fashion with the overwrought 'epic' \\\"After The Dolphin\\\" which, with its added soundbytes from news clips, presages Neil Young's \\\"Let's Impeach The President\\\".\\n\\nStill though, the positives definitely outweight the negatives of \\\"Live It Up\\\". This is a highly recommended album, and with so many dirt cheap copies floating around, this CD should be considered a steal for CSN fans who don't already have it.\\n\\n(P.S. Granted, the album cover, along with the back cover of the insert, is appalling--who the heck's idea was it to have hot dogs all over the place?? Ick!)\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: marred by some blatant filler, but it's still James Brown, and it's a heck of a lot of fun\\n\\nReview: Released in late 1980, \\\"Soul Syndrome\\\" is not generally considered a James Brown classic, and it's no mystery as to why. This is one of those albums that sounds like it was cranked out over the course of one long afternoon by a band that had barely any material on hand to record. This does become a big problem, particularly on the excessive, tediously repetitive, knuckleheaded swing number \\\"Mashed Potatoes\\\" which is a rehash of the 1960 Brown single \\\"(Do The) Mashed Potatoes, Pt. 1\\\", and a piece of blatant filler if there ever was one. The near-instrumental \\\"Honky Tonk\\\", which closes the main-album potion, is certainly less egregious, but it still reeks of filler.\\n\\nMake no mistake about it though, James has a hell of a great band behind him on this album. Additionally, James took back the production reins; the two previous studio albums, \\\"The Original Disco Man\\\" and \\\"People\\\", had been produced by Brad Shapiro.\\n\\nDiscounting the two aforementioned pieces of filler, this album is loads of fun. The opening \\\"Rapp Payback (Where Iz Moses?)\\\" ingeniously reprises the Brown classic \\\"The Payback\\\", and despite all the derivativeness of his own work, it's a blast that never loses steam for the duration of its 14 uptempo minutes. \\\"Funky Men\\\" is an insanely fun uptempo groover with a big relentless bass line. \\\"Smokin' & Drinkin'\\\" is a great funk number with vintage James Brown-style horn charts. Even the surprisingly pop-rock styled \\\"Stay With Me\\\" proves a winner.\\n\\nIf your taste leans more towards the smooth disco end of things as opposed to hard funk, \\\"Soul Syndrome\\\" might be the ideal place to start a James Brown collection. That's not to say this album isn't funky, or that it lacks energy, but there is an undeniable late '70s/ early '80s smoothness to the sound. Either way, \\\"Soul Syndrome\\\" is about 75% great, and no James Brown fan should be without it.\",\n \"Product: Japanese exclusive reissue of the soft-rock singer/songwriter's 1978 sophomore album. Ten tracks. Sony. 1993.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: not BAD, but marred by Valerie's overwrought vocals\\n\\nReview: Valerie Carter's second album, 1978's \\\"Wild Child\\\", is a frustrating listen. The album was produced by James Newton Howard and is simply loaded with big name players--Jeff Porcaro, Steve Lukather, Victor Feldman, Jay Graydon, Chuck Rainey, Davey Johnstone, Fred Tackett, Lenny Castro, and the list goes on--and a valiant effort was made to make this a quality pop-rock album. Also, Valerie herself did co-write a couple catchy pieces of material with the uptempo, somewhat disco-ish album opener \\\"Crazy\\\" and the riffy, mid-tempo pop-rocker \\\"Lady In The Dark\\\", the latter of which was co-written by Lukather. Also a standout track is David Batteau's supremely haunting ballad title track which closes the album. However, Valerie's vocals are a problem--they do have an appealingly husky quality which is, in part, nicely lent to the lyrically naughty \\\"Crazy\\\", but they tend to be annoyingly pretentious & overwrought. In hindsight, at times, she actually sounds like Britney Spears in a late '70s pop-rock context. On the annoyingly whiny Carter/ Howard-penned ballad \\\"Taking the Long Way Home\\\", she also brings to mind the excruciatingly pretentious vocals of Paula Cole. Adding to the annoyance level are beamed in layers of 'soulful' background vocals. Plus, a lot of the material, though not awful, is certainly a long way off from greatness--there's \\\"Da Doo Rendezvous\\\" with its limp melodicism and excessive repetition; the drippy \\\"What's Become Of Us\\\"; a rather forced-sounding attempt at funk with \\\"The Story of Love\\\"; \\\"Change In Luck\\\" which starts off as a respectable groove but has weak lyrics, not to mention those annoying vocals; and there's the soul ballad \\\"Trying To Get To You\\\" which is rote filler. Carter's version of the David Lasley/ Allee Willis-penned ballad \\\"The Blue Side\\\" is decent, but for a great version, check out Crystal Gayle's masterful vocal treatment of it on her 1979 \\\"Miss The Mississippi\\\" album. There's certainly some enjoyment to be had on \\\"Wild Child\\\" for big time fans of that '70s \\\"L.A. pop-rock sound\\\", but the album sure does leave a lot to be desired and feels like a real missed opportunity.\",\n \"Product: Michael's Debut Single on Polydor Records featuring the Explicit Version of the Song plus Two Mixes by Scumfrogs and Moogymen.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: not the ideal version of the \\\"Freeek!\\\" single to have\\n\\nReview: In a sense, George really went off the deep end with this 2002 song \\\"Freeek!\\\"--it's an absolutely intense, overwhelmingly ominous, thumping dance track that can barely be classified as mid-tempo, plus it's loaded with expletives--not exactly the most radio-friendly track you ever came across. It's true that sometimes less is more, but \\\"Freeek!\\\" shows that sometimes over-the-top is the way to go. This track is absolutely explosive and gets under your skin big time, stuffed with insanely catchy hooks, and unhinged sexual lyrics which make \\\"I Want Your Sex\\\" seem like baby food in comparison. It's rather surprising to see this song coming from George at this point in his career, because what he's really doing here is turning back to clocks to the tongue-in-cheek days of early Wham!. George has been determinted to mature musically over the years, and he has done so to terrific effect, and yet \\\"Freeek!\\\" ranks with \\\"Wham! Rap\\\" & other tracks from Wham!'s debut album as the most over-the-top thing George has ever done. And being the incredible artist he is, George stunningly pulls it off. With the computer terminology of the track, \\\"Freeek!\\\" is obviously about cybersex, and it's done in a wonderfully intense way, and yet with George's tongue firmly in cheek. Some may indeed cry \\\"sell out\\\" and/ or find this to be a regression for Michael, because if you're looking for the rewarding sophistication that's in abundance on his \\\"Older\\\" album, forget it. But what the hell, this is an irresistible track--the way George pulls it off is characteristic of his enormous talent, yet it's still beyond all belief. One thing though that I can't forget to mention is that George is still in absolute peak form vocally here.\\n\\nIf you own both \\\"Freeek!\\\" 1 & \\\"Freeek! 2, you're all set; however, all the contents of those 2 CD singles are found on the 5 track version of \\\"Freeek!\\\", thus making it the ideal version to have and highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Marty Balin was co-founder and along with Grace Slick the lead singer of San Francisco legends Jefferson Airplane. After he left the band in 1971 Marty produced and later joined the hot new San Francisco group Grootna. Grootna mutated into Bodaciouus DF featuring Marty Balin as the group's lead singer. This is all that remains of this recording career but is now released on CD for the very first time. A must for Jefferson Airplane fans!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: an amazing post-Airplane, pre-Starship 'comeback' for Marty Balin, although this CD issue leaves some to be desired\\n\\nReview: Marty Balin had grown fed up with Jefferson Airplane, the band that was basically his creation from the beginning, and he made it official in April of 1971 that he'd indeed left the group. Afterward, Marty got involved with a band called Grootna--he produced their lone, self-titled album from 1972, although he's not credited with actually playing or singing on the album. He did subsequently sing with Grootna for a while, prior to them being dropped by their record label, Columbia.\\n\\nFrom the dissolution of Grootna arose the formation of Bodacious D.F. Not counting Balin himself, the Bodacious D.F. lineup included two former Grootna members--guitarist Vic Smith and drummer Greg Dewey (or Dewey DaGreaze, as he's credited on the original album sleeve). Bodacious D.F.'s lone, self-titled album was released in 1973.\\n\\nAnd it turns out that this album is not just good, but a downright stunning gem, and although it was a commercial bust, it's an essential 'missing link' in Balin's amazing career. Apart from the somewhat dippy \\\"Roberta\\\", which is still entertaining, all of the songs here are terrific, and the album sets the stage for the long-and-winding grooves of the subsequent Jefferson Starship classics \\\"Caroline\\\" and \\\"Miracles\\\".\\n\\n\\\"Bodacious D.F.\\\" is one of those great albums where it sounds like the band went in and did their thing without a lot of fuss, sounding very much like a live album by a band who's playing is absolutely on fire. As a result, the album is very cohesive with a sound that's consistent from track to track, and yet within that framework, and with the players being so flexible, there's still much variety to be found. Several of the tunes sail on past the 6 minute mark, but it's absolutely not a 'jam-band' album--the arrangements are carefully-considered, and it seems like there's barely a note out-of-place.\\n\\nThe three tracks that last for over 6 minutes are all triumphs. \\\"Good Folks\\\", written by a preacher Balin knew named Lonnie Talbot, has hair-raising dynamics, terrific chord changes, a great guitar line that appears near the start and is brilliantly resurrected on the fade, plus deftly-executed gospel-ized backing vocals that are perfectly-suited to the song's subject matter. Balin & Smith's \\\"The Witcher\\\" starts off with super quiet electric piano matched to what's supposed to be the sound of a train bell (perhaps created with a cymbal), before exploding into a red-hot, lustfully unhinged, horn-spiked R&B workout with Balin's thrilling on-the-edge vocals. As for Vic Smith's \\\"Drivin' Me Crazy\\\", it's a sweeping, expansive, heart-breakingly beautiful epic about longing for someone's affection even after they've moved on--the instrumental interplay is marvelous, and Balin, of course, handles it masterfully, wringing every last drop of emotion out of it; it's simply one of the best love songs ever recorded.\\n\\nThe album-closing \\\"Twixt Two Worlds\\\" is a riffy, wah-wah fortified gem. And there are a couple of less-epic tunes that are well-placed in the track sequence and excellent in their own right, including the uptempo album-opener \\\"Drifting\\\" with its crafty modulations; and the laidback, somewhat defeatist groove tune \\\"Second Hand Information\\\". Marty had sung \\\"Drifting\\\" with the Airplane shortly before leaving them, as well as with the Airplane-spinoff band Hot Tuna whom he teamed up with briefly around the same time.\\n\\nUnfortunately, this CD issue on Acadia Records leaves some to be desired. For starters, the list price is ultra-high, which is typical of their releases; for those of us in the US, this disc isn't even an import, and yet the list price is still a whopping $25.99. On top of that, there are some sound quality issues, most glaringly on \\\"Drivin' Me Crazy\\\"--notice near the beginning where the left channel keeps dropping out to varying degrees, which is disastrously distracting; I'm not sure if there was a problem with the source tape, or if the person preparing this album for CD was spacing out temporarily, but this dropping out does NOT occur on RCA's vinyl release from 1973, and it's a real shame to hear it here, although mercifully, it doesn't run throughout the entire song. In compensation, the liner note booklet is excellent, if a tad bit inaccurate and/or marred by typos, featuring extensive information including commentary from Balin himself, plus an excellent quasi-recreation of the original vinyl album's gatefold sleeve.\\n\\nSo, I still recommend this CD despite its shortcomings (try to get it for about half of the list price though), although, if you're turntable-ready, an original vinyl copy is also desirable. As for the album itself, it's simply a hands-down must-have.\",\n \"Product: Remastered VINYL edition of 1985 album featuring 'Sink The Pink' & 'Shake Your Foundations'.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: AC/DC in a slump? definitely NOT! an underrated classic!\\n\\nReview: Don't let anyone fool you into thinking that AC/DC were in the midst of a slump while recording the \\\"Fly On The Wall\\\" album which was originally released in June of 1985. The band had taken over the production reins for their 1983 predecessor \\\"Flick of the Switch\\\", and they elected once again to not bring in an outside producer for \\\"Fly...\\\" which was produced by Angus & Malcolm. And as strong of an album as \\\"Flick...\\\" is, this one is even better.\\n\\nYes, Brian Johnson's voice had lost something by this point--his vocals here just don't soar and rattle off the walls the way they do on the previous couple albums. Angus and Malcolm seemingly realized this, and responded by burying it in the mix somewhat, as well as using a lot of echo effects, and although Johnson's screams are occasionally a bit grating, it's a very minor quibble--he still adds greatly to the excitement level of the album.\\n\\nThe album opening title track doesn't get the record off to a promising start--it's a real messy bashfest of a song. Once it passes though, you're in for a hell of an exciting ride.\\n\\nAngus and Malcolm did a great job producing this--the guitars smoke, and the crisp-yet-booming drum sound works great. Sure, Simon Wright's drumming is about as no-frills as it can get, but come on--fancy drumming has never exactly been a key factor with AC/DC.\\n\\nMid-tempo hard rockers really don't come any better than \\\"Sink The Pink\\\"--the intro has a great eighth-note guitar line from Angus that makes the arrivial of the chorus riff all the more thrilling, and the whole tune is brilliantly structured for maximum ass-kicking impact. \\\"Hell Or High Water\\\" and \\\"Back In Business\\\" are also mid-tempo ass-kickers with irresistible riffs. \\\"Shake Your Foundations\\\" has that ultra-catchy singalong chorus. The stomping \\\"First Blood\\\" has an irresistibly 'dumb' core riff that'll get you banging your head in no time. The slow-paced \\\"Danger\\\" has an amusingly threatening vibe and is a ton of fun. The whomping \\\"Playing With Girls\\\" is an explosive funked-up boogie with a perfectly placed and gloriously unhinged Johnson scream at 1:58 of the track. The bluesy \\\"Stand Up\\\" is cleverly constructed and has an intoxicating, anthemic chorus. The album closes with the irresistibly moody stomper \\\"Send For The Man\\\".\\n\\nIn short, I'm really blown away by this album--it's definitely one of AC/DC's best. I certainly wasn't expecting it to be this great, but it is. Angus and Malcolm clearly didn't give a damn about the trends in hard rock/ heavy metal at the time, and more power to them. \\\"Fly...\\\" has none of the lame, commercialized cockrock sound that turns up on the \\\"Highway To Hell\\\" and \\\"Back In Black\\\" albums. If you're a hard rock lover, you can't go wrong with \\\"Fly On The Wall\\\".\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: disastrous comeback effort--his worst album\\n\\nReview: I love Stephen Bishop, but this is a painful listen.\\n\\nPrior to \\\"Bowling In Paris\\\" in 1989, Stephen Bishop hadn't had a bonafide studio album put out since 1980's \\\"Red Cab To Manhattan\\\", unless you count \\\"Sleeping With Girls\\\" which allegedly was released in Asia, albeit in extremely limited quantity. \\\"Red Cab To Manhattan\\\" has a pile of terrific songs, and \\\"Bowling In Paris\\\" shows you how much things can change over the course of 9 years--it's hard to accept that this is even the same artist.\\n\\nDespite his lack of '80s album releases, that's not to say he wasn't musically active during this period. He was busy writing songs/ doing movie soundtrack work/ recording songs for the \\\"Sleeping With Girls\\\" project (with a version of its presumed title track featuring characteristic Phil Collins' drumming appearing here). You can get a solid dose of what Bishop was doing in the mid '80s on the very fine 1988 Rhino Records compilation \\\"Best of Bish\\\" which actually features 3 tracks from that \\\"Sleeping With Girls\\\" album (including a Gus Dudgeon-produced version of \\\"Separate Lives\\\").\\n\\nIt seems pretty obvious Bishop was simply aiming for the stars commercially with this album, & left almost any artistic considerations in the dust, especially since on the whole he returned to much more tasteful, often acoustic-laden territory on 1996's \\\"Blue Guitars\\\". With \\\"Bowling In Paris\\\", not only is the passionless, robotic mid/ late '80s dance-pop-style production a headache, but Stephen seems to have altered his songwriting to \\\"meet\\\" these values (granted, there's also a considerable number of co-writes), loading up the tunes with sappy, cringe-worthy love lyrics that are light years removed from the intelligence/ resonance of \\\"On And On\\\"--the most outright offender is the vomit-inducing, vaucous \\\"Kari\\\".\\n\\nIt's really not a surprise in some ways--\\\"Red Cab To Manhattan\\\" already featured the wince-inducing filler piece \\\"Sex Kittens Go To College\\\", but it was brief. Bish clearly enjoyed letting his hair down, & often did it with refreshing & excellent results, but he ended up in mindless territory here.\\n\\nMaybe he was jealous of all the success his friend Phil Collins had over the course of the '80s. Collins was (is?) an enormous Bishop fan, & Phil didn't hide this fact--not only did he record \\\"Separate Lives\\\", but his huge hit \\\"One More Night\\\" borrowed the title from a Bishop song, he slipped in the phrase \\\"never letting go\\\" (another Bish song title) into the song \\\"This Must Be Love\\\" (which actually featured Bish on backing vocals), & \\\"All Of My Life\\\" from his \\\"But Seriously\\\" album has him singing the song's title words with the very same melody Bish had sung them with in \\\"It Might Be You\\\".\\n\\nPhil appears on a bunch of tracks on this album, lending both performance & production work, & he even writes some loving liner notes praising Bish & saying he hopes we enjoy the album, & as easy as it would be to say Bish was trying to follow in his footsteps with this album, Phil had never put out an album as crass/ in such poor taste as this. Phil really isn't to blame for this misguided disaster--I think Michael Omartian, who did a lot of brilliant work earlier in his career, yet had worked with Peter Cetera around the time of this album, is much more strongly to blame. Still, the songwriting itself is overall weak anyway.\\n\\nThere are a few bright spots though. \\\"Love On The Outside\\\" is a nice ballad with a dreamy chorus, & the other key high points, unsurprisingly, are tracks that strongly feature Collins' involvement. \\\"Walking On Air\\\", produced by Collins & Padgham, & featuring Collins on drums & background vocals, is remarkably similar sonically to Collins' \\\"But Seriously\\\" album from the same year, & it's a breezy, catchy feel-good pop song. The album does end powerfully with the lyrically dark, minor-keyed \\\"Hall Light\\\" which had mostly been recorded years earlier, not just with Collins on drums, but also Sting on bass & vocals, & Eric Clapton on guitar, and the song sticks out in a big way--it utterly lives & breathes compared to the synthetic production of most of the disc. It seems a little strange to end such an album with this track, yet it could be Bish trying to make you forget everything else you heard before it as if he's embarassed & knows fully it's almost a total sellout (ironically, the album ended up completely missing the US Billboard album charts anyway).\\n\\nTo put it simply, this album overall is a combination of low quality songwriting with awful production values that make the weak songs sound even worse. Granted, Bishop admitted in an interview from around this time that he was under a lot of pressure to have some hit singles, which helps to explain why he was writing with Peter Rafelson on the cloying, though admittedly somewhat catchy \\\"Mr. Heartbreak\\\". You can imagine the pressure Bish felt to 'strike it rich' considering the utter lack of commercial success he'd had for over 10 years, not counting Phil Collins taking Bishop's \\\"Separate Lives\\\" to the top in the mid-'80s. Bish thankfully backed away from such a numbingly corporate approach on 1996's \\\"Blue Guitars\\\" & 2003's all solo-acoustic \\\"Yardwork\\\" (which reinterprets a couple of the songs here), leaving \\\"Bowling In Paris\\\" as the weakest album in his career.\\n\\n(P.S. There's a promo LP floating around from the \\\"Bowling In Paris\\\" era called \\\"Bish Is Back\\\" that features lots of supremely entertaining and interesting chatter from Bish himself, and it also features full-length, mostly uninterrupted versions of the two best songs from \\\"Bowling...\\\": Walking On Air\\\" and \\\"Hall Light\\\". All that said, it's of great value to any serious Bish fan, and far more thoroughly enjoyable than the \\\"Bowling In Paris\\\" album itself.\",\n \"Product: Japanese Limited Edition Issue of the Album Classic in a Deluxe, Miniaturized LP Sleeve Replica of the Original Vinyl Album Artwork.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: solid album from the six piece lineup of 10cc\\n\\nReview: March of 1980 saw the release of \\\"Look Hear?\\\", 10cc's seventh album and the follow up to 1978's \\\"Bloody Tourists\\\". 10cc were still officially the same six piece band as they were on the previous album, consisting of Eric Stewart, Graham Gouldman, Rick Fenn, Duncan Mackay, Paul Burgess, & Stuart Tosh. Unfortunately, Eric Stewart suffered a major automobile accident in early 1979, and this resulted in him no longer mixing 10cc albums alone--it was difficult for him to listen at loud volume for extended periods. For the most part, \\\"Look Hear?\\\" finds Stewart & Gouldman still handling most of the songwriting together with each of them getting one solo composition apiece. Despite the lukewarm commercial reception, it's a damn good album--\\\"One Two Five\\\" is a fun, amusing look at the disco craze; \\\"Lovers Anonymous\\\" is a catchy, uptempo pop-rock tune (with a few twists) that mixes a yearning quality with gentle humor; Graham's tender \\\"I Hate To Eat Alone\\\" is an affecting, splendidly melodic ballad; \\\"Strange Lover\\\" is a brilliantly crafted, hook-filled tune with seamless incorporation of different musical segments, one of 10cc's trademarks; the album closer \\\"L.A. Inflatable\\\" finds Stewart indulging in his love for rockabilly to cool effect. Additionally, guitarist Rick Fenn wrote/ co-wrote three quality tracks--\\\"Welcome To The World\\\", co-written by keyboardist Duncan Mackay, has an usually strong progressive rock flavor for 10cc; the highly amusing \\\"How'm I Ever Gonna Say Goodbye\\\", co-written by Gouldman, is a super mellow, reggae-flavored tune with amusing vocals and obsessive-compulsive-themed lyrics--it's solid 'dumb' fun; Fenn's solo composition \\\"Don't Send We Back\\\" is uptempo and ultra catchy with witty lyrics and irresistible, ingenious lead guitar licks played by Eric Stewart. Unfortunately, the original album's middle tracks are disappointing. There are a pair of tracks that put Stewart's obsession with lovelessness and sex on full display, but to tentative effect--Stewart's solo composition \\\"I Took You Home\\\" is a reflective song seemingly about a first sexual encounter, and it's a stately ballad, but it's rather dull, tedious, & suffers from weak lyrics; the next song, \\\"It Doesn't Matter At All\\\" is credited to Stewart/ Gouldman, but feels like a Stewart composition all the way--this time it's about someone (Stewart?) wanting to take a chance with a woman that they're obsessed with, figuring that they may as well because \\\"it doesn't matter at all\\\"--it's kind of a pretty song, but again, it's on the dull side. Also, \\\"Dressed To Kill\\\" is a respectably crafted funk-rocker, but it's desperately lacking energy & force. So, it's clear that \\\"Look Hear?\\\" isn't one of 10cc's very best albums, but it's still a really good one that no serious fan should be without.\\n\\nThis long overdue CD re-release of the album contains two bonus tracks--the single edit of \\\"One Two Five\\\" and its non-LP b-side \\\"Only Child\\\", the latter of which features Gouldman on lead vocals and is quite forgettable. Still, for collectors, the bonus tracks are a blessing.\",\n \"Product: Japanese Limited Edition Issue of the Album Classic in a Deluxe, Miniaturized LP Sleeve Replica of the Original Vinyl Album Artwork.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: solid album from the six piece lineup of 10cc\\n\\nReview: March of 1980 saw the release of \\\"Look Hear?\\\", 10cc's seventh album and the follow up to 1978's \\\"Bloody Tourists\\\". 10cc were still officially the same six piece band as they were on the previous album, consisting of Eric Stewart, Graham Gouldman, Rick Fenn, Duncan Mackay, Paul Burgess, & Stuart Tosh. Unfortunately, Eric Stewart suffered a major automobile accident in early 1979, and this resulted in him no longer mixing 10cc albums alone--it was difficult for him to listen at loud volume for extended periods. For the most part, \\\"Look Hear?\\\" finds Stewart & Gouldman still handling most of the songwriting together with each of them getting one solo composition apiece. Despite the lukewarm commercial reception, it's a damn good album--\\\"One Two Five\\\" is a fun, amusing look at the disco craze; \\\"Lovers Anonymous\\\" is a catchy, uptempo pop-rock tune (with a few twists) that mixes a yearning quality with gentle humor; Graham's tender \\\"I Hate To Eat Alone\\\" is an affecting, splendidly melodic ballad; \\\"Strange Lover\\\" is a brilliantly crafted, hook-filled tune with seamless incorporation of different musical segments, one of 10cc's trademarks; the album closer \\\"L.A. Inflatable\\\" finds Stewart indulging in his love for rockabilly to cool effect. Additionally, guitarist Rick Fenn wrote/ co-wrote three quality tracks--\\\"Welcome To The World\\\", co-written by keyboardist Duncan Mackay, has an usually strong progressive rock flavor for 10cc; the highly amusing \\\"How'm I Ever Gonna Say Goodbye\\\", co-written by Gouldman, is a super mellow, reggae-flavored tune with amusing vocals and obsessive-compulsive-themed lyrics--it's solid 'dumb' fun; Fenn's solo composition \\\"Don't Send We Back\\\" is uptempo and ultra catchy with witty lyrics and irresistible, ingenious lead guitar licks played by Eric Stewart. Unfortunately, the album's middle tracks are disappointing. There are a pair of tracks that put Stewart's obsession with lovelessness and sex on full display, but to tentative effect--Stewart's solo composition \\\"I Took You Home\\\" is a reflective song seemingly about a first sexual encounter, and it's a stately ballad, but it's rather dull, tedious, & suffers from weak lyrics; the next song, \\\"It Doesn't Matter At All\\\" is credited to Stewart/ Gouldman, but feels like a Stewart composition all the way--this time it's about someone (Stewart?) wanting to take a chance with a woman that they're obsessed with, figuring that they may as well because \\\"it doesn't matter at all\\\"--it's kind of a pretty song, but again, it's on the dull side. Also, \\\"Dressed To Kill\\\" is a respectably crafted funk-rocker, but it's desperately lacking energy & force. So, it's clear that \\\"Look Hear?\\\" isn't one of 10cc's very best albums, but it's still a really good one that no serious fan should be without.\",\n \"Product: Nicolette Larson was a pop/country vocalist who gathered a loyal group of fans over her short life. Ssadly she passed away in 1997 at the age of 45 after putting out a handful of albums. Wounded Bird proudly presents her 5th album originally released in 1982. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: very slickly produced; often sounds rote & tired\\n\\nReview: Looking at an original vinyl copy of the late, great Nicolette Larson's 4th solo album, 1982's \\\"All Dressed Up And No Place To Go\\\", you can't help but instantly be struck by the sexy front and back covers--there probably was a feeling of desperation on the part of Warner Bros. for this album to get noticed due to the fact that Nicolette's 2nd & 3rd albums did not live up to the solid commercial success of her debut. However, don't let the cover give you the wrong impression that this album is a painful sell-out. The production here is indeed very slick, but almost always tasteful, and the album sports solid, professional performances--Nicolette is in fine form (not that you'd expect anything less). Familiar names such as Linda Ronstadt, Valerie Carter, Wendy Waldman, Little Feat's Billy Payne, and virtual/ future Little Feat member Fred Tackett all contributed performances here. Ted Templeman, the producer of Nicolette's first three albums, `stepped down' here (he is credited as the executive producer)--instead, the album was produced by virtuoso multi-instrumentalist Andrew Gold who was once engaged to Nicolette, and Gold also played on all the tracks here. As much of a Nicolette fan as I am, the resulting album is undeniably a disappointment--track after track features ho-hum, routine love lyrics, & the album often sounds tired as if it was being made simply to meet a deadline. The album opener \\\"I`ll Fly Away (Without You)\\\", surprisingly, was written by Jackson Browne, Craig Doerge, & Rosemary Butler (it's never appeared on a Browne album), and it basically sets the stage for the album as a whole--it's an okay, decently tuneful pop song, but it feels rote and a bit underdeveloped. The mellow ballad \\\"Just Say I Love You\\\" (which does have a nice chorus), the up tempo \\\"Nathan Jones\\\" (which does have some cool backwards reverb used on Nicolette's voice), & the mid-tempo Larson/ Gold-penned pop tune \\\"I Want You So Bad\\\" are all decent tracks--they really don't sway you much one way or the other. On the weaker side, \\\"Say You Will\\\" is an overcooked feel-good tune with ultra corny synthesizer and a mariachi-style instrumental break that's highly annoying and even cornier, although it's mercifully brief; \\\"Love, Sweet, Love\\\", written by Paul Barrere of Little Feat, is just dull, Dixieland-flavored fluff with excessive, gospel-style background vocals that unmistakably recall Little Feat. \\\"I Only Want To Be With You\\\", although not as annoying as the famous Dusty Springfield version, is still a highly unfortunate choice of a song to cover--a super-sugary, ultra-slick, bubblegum pop tune, a major drag. The Little Feat/ Lowell George cover \\\"Two Trains\\\" has grating synth horns and feels like a forced attempt to \\\"rock things up\\\". On the other side of the coin, \\\"Talk To Me\\\", despite the typically ho-hum lyrics, has super cool, riffy electric piano, ringing electric guitars, & is melodically catchy; and the album ends with a wistful, moving cover of Gold's tender, melodic ballad \\\"Still You Linger On\\\" (as an aside, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, who dated Nicolette for a period of time, blatantly used this song as the basis for his \\\"You Don't Love Me Anymore\\\" from his 1992 album \\\"Off the Deep End\\\"). \\\"All Dressed Up And No Place To Go\\\" was not a great way for her to end her 4 album run with Warner Bros., but she did return with the interesting 1985 album \\\"Say When\\\" on MCA, which has generally more of a country-pop leaning than her earlier solo work. Still, \\\"All Dressed Up And No Place To Go\\\" certainly isn't without merit, & it's nice to see that Wounded Bird Records has reissued it on CD in 2005 (along with her previous 3 albums)--not a bad item to snap up if you see it cheap.\",\n \"Product: One of the most request catalogs for CD reissue we have ever had is the Seals & Crofts catalog. This duo consisting of Jim Seals & Dash Crofts had numerous charting albums in the 1970's. We are now proud to present pretty much their entire catalog of albums, beginning with their first eponymous album from 1969, all the way through their last charting album, \\\"Takin' It Easy\\\" from 1978.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: enjoyable, no matter how much post-gig overdubbing was done\\n\\nReview: \\\"Sudan Village\\\", this so-called 'live' album from Seals & Crofts, often sounds more like a studio release with audience noise mixed in. The album opening title track makes it obvious from the get-go, as you can even hear Jim Seals' voice being multi-tracked.\\n\\nIt seems to me that with this album, Seals & Crofts had a couple clear goals in mind--recreate and showcase some of their personal favorites from their catalog; and use up some material that they had yet to include on album--and that the disguise of a live album was an ideal way to do these things. Just look at the track selection... \\\"Hummingbird\\\", \\\"Summer Breeze\\\", \\\"Diamond Girl\\\", \\\"We May Never Pass This Way (Again)\\\", \\\"I'll Play For You\\\", \\\"Get Closer\\\"--absolutely none of them are here. There isn't even a single track played from the \\\"Get Closer\\\" album which had come out earlier the same year this album did (1976).\\n\\nInstead, we are actually supplied with a lot of new material, such as the long, highly enjoyable fusion-esque instrumental \\\"Thunderfoot\\\" (with its memorable main riff), and a couple pop-rockers with \\\"Put Your Love In My Hands\\\" and the gospel-tinged \\\"Baby I'll Give It To You\\\", the latter of which was released as a single although it just barely scraped the charts and indeed does sound dull and by-numbers (not to mention like it was completely recorded in the studio).\\n\\nEven on album tracks that Seals & Crofts incorporate into the playlist, such as the title track and \\\"'Cause You Love\\\" (both originally from 1971's \\\"Year Of Sunday), the arrangements are brought 'up to date', emphasizing the soft rock slant of their concurrent studio work and losing the folk rock flavor of their respective studio originals. It works to great effect on the title track, but \\\"'Cause You Love\\\" comes off considerably less effectively, sounding murky despite the presence of Carolyn Willis (who had previously sung on \\\"Get Closer\\\").\\n\\nAnd just to make it clear, at least SOME of the album sounds like it's genuinely live. There is some entertaining spoken banter with the audience, especially from Dash, who seems to have been pretty animated on stage. Plus, the album ends with the hoedown/ fiddle routine which was a signature of their concerts and very much an audience participation segment. So, capturing at least some of the essence of a Seals & Crofts live show was certainly not off the list of considerations that the guys had.\\n\\nSeals & Crofts probably owed Warner Brothers a live album as part of their contract, and the guys deserve a lot of credit for not just churning out a boring, passionless retread of their biggest hits. This is a highly intriguing variation on the usual 'live album format', definitely of interest to fans. Still, with weaker material cluttering up proceedings (\\\"Baby I'll Give It To You\\\", \\\"East of Ginger Trees\\\"), prime material being rendered in so-so fashion (\\\"'Cause You Love\\\"), and the whole fiddle showcase not being the kind of thing you want to listen to that often (probably a lot more entertaining in person), the album overall can't be considered an unqualified success.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":108,"string":"108"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1383,"string":"1,383"}}},{"rowIdx":1384,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AB5X63CW9O0R6"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"C.Skins 5-Pack Premium Clear Screen Protector for LG 505C Invisible LCD Guard Cover\". The summary of the review text is \"C.Skins 5-Pack Premium Clear Screen Protector for LG 505C Invisible LCD Guard Cover\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"First my phone is a tool not a Show or Display Item, but I do like to protect it. Most difficult thing for me was getting the thin plastic to separate from the heavier plastic backing. (BY THE WAY THE PLASTIC BACKING SHEET IS SLIGHTLY FROSTY . DON'T USE IT, USE THE VERY THIN CLEAR SHEET.) Read the instructions and used soapy water after I cleaned the screen with a good plastic cleaner. Wet the screen and the plastic cover (side with the plastic on it put against the phone screen, but wet both sides) as instructed put it on and aligned it with the screen (using wet fingers) starting at the bottom. Since one person said a credit card scratched I used just my wet fingers to slide air bubbles out. Ended up with some very small air bubbles (about 8 little larger than a straight pin head) on the screen and a few (3-4) slightly larger ones at the edges. Carefully blotted off the water with a dry soft cloth and let set for several hours, then cleaned the cover with plastic cleaner and no scratches or smudges. When I turned the phone on not one bubble visible on the screen although when off I can see the little ones if I look closely. But they don't glare at you. My phone was a little too sensitive when scrolling through my contact list and one benefit from this protector was it is now just right. Using it I don't seem to leave as many finger prints or smudges. My wife uses the same model phone and I put one on hers with the same results. I'm very satisfied knowing the main screen is protected and I can replace these if needed for some reason. As an aside I use Brillianize One Step plastic and polish cleaner. Use that on several large model car display cases I have and just about anything clear smooth plastic or Acrylic, good stuff. Anyway I'm very satisfied with these protectors. Hope this is helpful to someone."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"First my phone is a tool not a Show or Display Item, but I do like to protect it. Most difficult thing for me was getting the thin plastic to separate from the heavier plastic backing. (BY THE WAY THE PLASTIC BACKING SHEET IS SLIGHTLY FROSTY . DON'T USE IT, USE THE VERY THIN CLEAR SHEET.) Read the instructions and used soapy water after I cleaned the screen with a good plastic cleaner. Wet the screen and the plastic cover (side with the plastic on it put against the phone screen, but wet both sides) as instructed put it on and aligned it with the screen (using wet fingers) starting at the bottom. Since one person said a credit card scratched I used just my wet fingers to slide air bubbles out. Ended up with some very small air bubbles (about 8 little larger than a straight pin head) on the screen and a few (3-4) slightly larger ones at the edges. Carefully blotted off the water with a dry soft cloth and let set for several hours, then cleaned the cover with plastic cleaner and no scratches or smudges. When I turned the phone on not one bubble visible on the screen although when off I can see the little ones if I look closely. But they don't glare at you. My phone was a little too sensitive when scrolling through my contact list and one benefit from this protector was it is now just right. Using it I don't seem to leave as many finger prints or smudges. My wife uses the same model phone and I put one on hers with the same results. I'm very satisfied knowing the main screen is protected and I can replace these if needed for some reason. As an aside I use Brillianize One Step plastic and polish cleaner. Use that on several large model car display cases I have and just about anything clear smooth plastic or Acrylic, good stuff. Anyway I'm very satisfied with these protectors. Hope this is helpful to someone."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: This is a slide rule version which measures inside and outside dimensions. It's simple to use with its easy to read scale. Also is very durable, made to have long tool life. Comes furnished in a pouch.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great 4 inch Caliper\n\nReview: I bought one of these 30 years ago and recently bought a back up in case of lose and the company list no longer made . Mine is brass and I want that since no rust and still easy to read . Can read both outside and inside measurements with very accurate easy reading . I have several calipers but for its' size you won't beat it . Measures from 1/32 to 4 inches or 1 mm to 100 . This tool is made in Germany and finely tooled. 30 years ago it was sold by the by fine tool salesmen to the best Automotive Tool Shops in the US. I bought my first one off a retiring salesmans truck. You won't find better up to 4 inches .","Product: Back To Basics Apple And Potato Peeler\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great peeler and spiral slicer\n\nReview: These are sold under a number of names and different prices . The one I have has the clamp and the suction cup both but I don't really use the clamp . They work great and you can get replacement cutters if needed (I haven't needed one after three years though) . It spiral slices the apple, while while peeling and coreing it, or you can drop the blade to the side and peel only . Want spiral French Frys it will do it but you will have a core that has to be hand sliced or long sliced with another cutter . Beats paying $200 + for a hand cranked spiral French Fry slicer though . The only problem I have had is if the apple is too ripe and soft then the center prongs can twist out . I also have a small electric peeler for Apples, Potatoes, etc but it won't core or spiral slice so I then use this when I want to do that . I love this thing and for an old hard to please guy that's saying a lot .","Product: WMB-18 Length: 18\" Features: -Designed for knives to stick rather than be placed in wooden knife block. -Prevents bacteria build-up. -Stainless steel and wood. Product Type: -Utensil Racks. Material: -Wood. Magnetic: -Yes. Color: -Brown. Dimensions: Length 18\" - Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -18\". Length 18\" - Overall Width - Side to Side: -1\". Length 18\" - Overall Depth - Front to Back: -1.88\". Length 18\" - Overall Product Weight: -1.4 lbs. Length 24\" - Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -24\". Length 24\" - Overall Width - Side to Side: -1\". Length 24\" - Overall Depth - Front to Back: -2\". Length 24\" - Overall Product Weight: -2.4 lbs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great wooden Magnetic Knife Holder\n\nReview: This is an Oak colored wooden holder . Anyone who got a metal one ordered or was shipped the wrong one . Two magnetic strips are very strong . It is slightly heavy but nice . I have a 14 inch magnetic holder which is metal with a plastic mounting bar and think the magnets on this one are stronger . Read some might worry about nicking the knife blade . I have never had that happen and believe anyone who did would have to try and stick a knife on cutting edge first or had a very poor quality knife . I wouldn't let small children climb on the counters where it's wall mounted since they could cut themselves . But I wouldn't do that anyway since they might fall off the counter and break an arm, leg, back, or neck . I would recommend this to any self responsible, observant person .","Product: Progressive International is your source for the widest range of functional, inventive, and fun kitchen tools and great ideas put into practice. Our in-house designers spend hours in the kitchen coming up with ways to improve on a variety of traditional tasks and tools. Established in 1973, our commitment to quality and service allows us to offer a broad selection of quality kitchenware and other household products. This bright green apple machine mounts on your counter or tabletop and peels, cores, and slices apples in seconds. Its suction base is ideal for use on thicker, smooth countertops. This machine includes 1/8-inch and 1/4-inch slicing rods for different slicing thicknesses.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Does what it says and easy\n\nReview: Bought this and it peels cores, and slices apples and potatoes, You do have to slice the core on potatoes though, but a heck of a lot easier than hand peeling and slicing. I wouldn't try to slice a sweet potato , probably to hard, but believe it would peel them. It won't peel tomatoes, oranges, or other soft fruits/vegetables but it isn't designed to. (I have another peeler that does that but doesn't slice or core) I really like this one and it is built well. Suction base works as well as the edge screw mount. No complaints on this one. I should have said spiral slices apples, potatoes etc . Also has two interchangeable center rotating rods so you can cut two different thicknesses of slices. The coreing/sliceing blade can be moved aside if you don't want to core the apple, etc.","Product: . Andersons Baking Professional Baking and Cooling Rack\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: GREAT Mrs. Anderson's Baking Round Cake Rack, 6-Inch\n\nReview: I bought two of these to use in the bottom of an Ogallala 2 1/2 Gallon Cream Can Supper Can (on Amazon) . Fit though the mouth easily and two over lapped cover the whole bottom . Keeps smaller pieces of food off the bottom. It only raises the food about 1/4 inch off the bottom but if you want you can use jar rings under them to raise food higher in the liquid . If you use the jar rings you can use only one on top of them . I have two of the cookers so do that if using both. It is stainless so I clean with Bar Keepers Friend (on Amazon) and dry well which keeps shiny and rust off. Great little racks that can be used many ways other than cakes .","Product: This chef's knife is designed after the standard French chef's knife which has a curved edged. This 8.5\" knife is standard for home and professional kitchens.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Decent Knife But Over Priced\n\nReview: This is a decent knife Professional MBK-85 but way over priced . It is a stamped stainless steel, not forged, has a HRc-61, is thin bladed with a thin cutting edge, which means it will cut by slicing better than most western knives . The edge and thin blade has let Mac beat other knives in test for smooth cutting but really doesn't mean its better steel etc. Fit and finish is good . Mine out of the box was pretty sharp but after using stones on it was much better . Now I have a 210 mm Tojiro DP Chef knife with VG-10 core HRc-60 clad with softer stainless which cost about a third of the Mac price that came out of the box much sharper, holds an edge better, and will cut circles around it. Fit and finish on it is as good as the MAC . I also own a carbon steel, hand forged Tanaka Kurouchi 210mm Wa-Gyuto made from Blue #2 carbon steel that, while not as pretty, will hold an edge better and work circles around the MAC . I paid $60.00 less for it too . First before MAC Owners and supporters get upset, I paid $159.95 for mine just like you, but at the same time I'm trying to give an honest review . What I'm trying to share is while the MAC is a decent knife you can buy knives as good or better cheaper .","Product: Progressive International is your source for the widest range of functional, inventive, and fun kitchen tools and great ideas put into practice. Our in-house designers spend hours in the kitchen coming up with ways to improve on a variety of traditional tasks and tools. Established in 1973, our commitment to quality and service allows us to offer a broad selection of quality kitchenware and other household products. This bright green apple machine mounts on your counter or tabletop and peels, cores, and slices apples in seconds. Its suction base is ideal for use on thicker, smooth countertops. This machine includes 1/8-inch and 1/4-inch slicing rods for different slicing thicknesses.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Does what it says and easy\n\nReview: Bought this and it peels cores, and slices apples and potatoes, You do have to slice the core on potatoes though, but a heck of a lot easier than hand peeling and slicing. I wouldn't try to slice a sweet potato , probably to hard, but believe it would peel them. It won't peel tomatoes, oranges, or other soft fruits/vegetables but it isn't designed to. (I have another peeler that does that but doesn't slice or core) I really like this one and it is built well. Suction base works as well as the edge screw mount. No complaints on this one. I should have said spiral slices apples, potatoes etc . Also has two interchangeable center rotating rods so you can cut two different thicknesses of slices. The coreing/sliceing blade can be moved aside if you don't want to core the apple, etc.","Product: . Andersons Baking Professional Baking and Cooling Rack\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: GREAT Mrs. Anderson's Baking Round Cake Rack, 6-Inch\n\nReview: I bought two of these to use in the bottom of an Ogallala 2 1/2 Gallon Cream Can Supper Can (on Amazon) . Fit though the mouth easily and two over lapped cover the whole bottom . Keeps smaller pieces of food off the bottom. It only raises the food about 1/4 inch off the bottom but if you want you can use jar rings under them to raise food higher in the liquid . If you use the jar rings you can use only one on top of them . I have two of the cookers so do that if using both. It is stainless so I clean with Bar Keepers Friend (on Amazon) and dry well which keeps shiny and rust off. Great little racks that can be used many ways other than cakes .","Product: This chef's knife is designed after the standard French chef's knife which has a curved edged. This 8.5\" knife is standard for home and professional kitchens.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Decent Knife But Over Priced\n\nReview: This is a decent knife Professional MBK-85 but way over priced . It is a stamped stainless steel, not forged, has a HRc-61, is thin bladed with a thin cutting edge, which means it will cut by slicing better than most western knives . The edge and thin blade has let Mac beat other knives in test for smooth cutting but really doesn't mean its better steel etc. Fit and finish is good . Mine out of the box was pretty sharp but after using stones on it was much better . Now I have a 210 mm Tojiro DP Chef knife with VG-10 core HRc-60 clad with softer stainless which cost about a third of the Mac price that came out of the box much sharper, holds an edge better, and will cut circles around it. Fit and finish on it is as good as the MAC . I also own a carbon steel, hand forged Tanaka Kurouchi 210mm Wa-Gyuto made from Blue #2 carbon steel that, while not as pretty, will hold an edge better and work circles around the MAC . I paid $60.00 less for it too . First before MAC Owners and supporters get upset, I paid $159.95 for mine just like you, but at the same time I'm trying to give an honest review . What I'm trying to share is while the MAC is a decent knife you can buy knives as good or better cheaper .","Product: Chef's Choice 463 pronto manual asian/santoku sharpener is the fastest manual sharpener on the market. The 463 includes two stages, one for sharpening and a second for honing/polishing for a razor-sharp, arch- shaped edge that is strong and durable. 100-Percent diamond abrasives are used in both stages 1 and 2, and the diamond abrasive wheels will hold its shape indefinitely, (unlike ceramic wheels which lose shape over time). The criss-cross sharpening technology creates an extremely sharp edge with lots of bite the diamond abrasive wheels sharpen simultaneously into and out-of edge for a superior burr-free edge. Micron size diamond abrasives in stage 2 leave your knife with a super sharp polished edge. The precise bevel angle control sharpens to an ultra sharp asian-style 15-degree edge. The pronto is safe to use on straight edge and serrated santoku, and other double bevel asian style knives.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Pretty Good Sharpener, Butttttttttt\n\nReview: First I am a home kitchen cook who likes SHARP kitchen knives and have several . I bought this because of the 15 degree angle . The first two knives I sharpened were a Petty/Utility 6 inch and a 4 1/2 inch paring knife, Stainless Japanese made . The Petty Knife has a HRc 56,the paring knife HRc 61 . It took a lot more strokes to finish the HRc 61 but did a pretty good job on both, but I did a final touch up with 1 Micron Borium Carbide on a Basal Strop . One thing that did happen on both of those is there was a line of rubbing on both sides of the knives which I thought was from contact with the rubber on the sharpening slots . But under magnification I found they were very fine scratches . That I didn't like, almost rubbed the logo off the paring knife . So be warned that can happen . I then used a French made K-Sabatier 10 inch slicer, Hrc 56 which has a good patina . It did a good job on it and no scratches to the sides . So I liked it better . Then I used a Victorinox 10 1/2 inch Stainless Chef Knife, HRc 56-57, and it did well on it with no scratches . I could shave hair on the arm with that knife when done but not as smoothly as my Shapton Ceramic Stone work . I have 7 Japanese Western style Stainless Clad and clad Carbon chef knives I probably will not ever use in this since I don't want to have any scratches on the sides of them . Now honestly the scratches may have been due the the narrow height of the smaller blades and taller ones may not have that happen, even if thin blades, like the Victorinox and K-Sabatier knives I sharpened . One thing if you don't really let you knife become DULL the #2 honing slot is all you will need to use and it is a very fine Diamond grit that polishes pretty good . That will provide an edge that most home users will be happy with . I may try one of my thin Japanese Western Chefs knife in this and if I do will post the results . ADDENDUM: I did try one of my Japanese Chefs knives and it did Ok, but probably will stay with the stones for those. But a warning for Petty/utility/paring knives it will leave rub marks down the sides of those smaller blades (tried 3 different ones 4 and 6 inch and the same thing on all) . That bothers me so I won't ever use it for any more of those .","Product: PLEASE NOTE! WE DO \"NOT\" SHIP TO HAWAII, ALASKA, CANADA, PUERTO RICO, THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, APO'S/FPO'S, ETC. - WE DO \"NOT\" SHIP TO PO BOXES!!! WE \"ONLY\" SHIP VIA UPS GROUND!!! The MEGAFORCE 3000 Series Electric Meat Grinder is the \"ONLY Electric Meat Grinder in the World\" that has a \"COWL AIR INDUCTION COOLING SYSTEM\" which can virtually \"Double the Life\" of your Meat Grinder!!! The main reason most electric meat grinders malfunction or become defective is because the motor overheats and quits working. The Megaforce 3000 Series \"Cowl Air Induction Cooling System is \"PATENT PENDING\" by The Mercantile Station.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: STX MEGAFORCE 3000 SERIES WITH \"PATENT PENDING - COWL AIR INDUCTION COOLING\n\nReview: This grinder does all or more than most people would want in a home grinder. It also does it fast and easy. I have this with and without the cowling and this one comes with the Beaner Plate which I like. Is the cowling needed ? Well common sense will tell anyone the more air that passes over an electric motor the cooler it runs, which can increase its longevity. The only other way I know for an electric motor to run cooler is to put it in a sealed vacuum and run it in a lighter than air gas. (although I haven't had a problem with the other one). I bought the Turboforce 3000 unit to replace a #8 supposedly heavy duty grinder (slooooow and heated up) to use with a Patty Stuffer, and was totally impressed with it, so bought this one too. Fit and finish on both models is outstanding, it grinds meat fast, runs quiet, and I think is one of the best buys today. I have a couple products made by Jim Sekos company and can tell you if you want an extra accessory, part, or assistance, a phone call and it's on its way. Unlike many companies they don't forget you after you pay, plus Jim is a friendly understanding person. I have no problem believing other reviews here and do highly recommend this product. I'm an older guy, a bit of a skeptic, and don't believe a lot of positive reviews on products, but do on this grinder after using it. The longer I use it the better I like it.","Product: Authentic Sabatier Forged Knives. The whole knife is forged in a single mass of CARBON steel. The steel, Rockwell 54-56 HRC, is tempered, ground and polished crosswise to produce a high-quality tool, great cutting power, cutting hardness and balance. POM handles are manually set and mounted on the tang using three through rivets. From forging to packaging, we guarantee that all our operations are performed in the Thiers region in FRANCE by skilled workers to ensure a professional quality craft finish. A Carbon-Steel knife has exceptional cutting power, but it requires special maintenance. When using or washing your carbon-steel knife, wipe it dry with care to avoid the rust. NEVER put carbon-steel knives in the dishwasher. In use, the steel can change color. This is quite normal. Ideal for cutting, peeling and preparing meat and large fruit and vegetables. Great Balance lets you work on food in detail to achieve a professional result. Please note these knives are very unique, hard to come by, and not for everyone. They do require proper care. If not maintained correctly THEY WILL RUST.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sabatier 8 Inch Forged Carbon Steel Chef Knife Made in France by K Sabatier\n\nReview: First let me say the price of $55.00 was the best I found and these were shipped fast. (The name Sabatier is not protected by patent. Sabatier knives are made by a number of companies including China and really the 4 Star Elephant brand are the nearest in quality to these). I bought a set of 4-6-8-and 10 inch. These knives do have a slight curve to the edge so you can dice or slice with them. I liked these well enough to buy my daughter a set. These knives have a RC of 54-56 and while may be considered a soft steel it's also easier to sharpen, plus holds an edge pretty well. These are carbon steel (not stainless) and will develop a patina or will also rust If not hand washed and dried, then vegetable oil applied. Truthfully I believe any good knife should be hand washed, even stainless can rust and handles crack. I prefer carbon steel knives for kitchen work . Now I'm 69 years old and own 200 plus knives (stainless and carbon steel) for hunting and kitchen work (some hand and custom made), plus own a number of sharpening systems. Many stainless knives sold today are junk (cheap ones won't hold or take an edge) and good stainless knives will be harder to sharpen due to the alloys used. I'm not a novice when it comes to knives. I'm very satisfied with this brand of Sabatier, have found they do take a good edge and hold it well. I also have three 4 star Elephant Brand Sabatiers, two of steel forged in the 1930's (sold as historic knives) and one of new forged steel. The two historic older forged will match these in edge holding, but the modern one doesn't match them. I really didn't expect that and I know a lot of people like the Elephant Brand, so many will disagree. (Both brands in my view are better than the German Knives, yet generally cheaper in price) Fit and finish on these are good, did notice one had slight grind marks on the top edge, but not bad. Most wouldn't even notice it. But one of my Elephant Brand historic knives did too. That doesn't effect use though. The blades are thinner than some Chef Knives, they are lighter than many, well balanced, but for most of us in home kitchen use, these are great. Handles on the smaller knives are larger than most making them easy to use too. The only kitchen knives I have and rate better are 40+ year old Carbon Steel American made, Wear-Ever and some Clyde Knives. I don't believe anyone has ever matched those in quality, nor do they now. This review is just my opinion and some will disagree and that's OK and why we have many knife companies. Hope this review helps someone and I tried to be very honest.","Product: Stainless Steel Tumbler with Straw- Hot and Cold Double Wall Drinking Mug- 16 oz.: This environmentally friendly drinking tumbler with included stainless steel straw is the perfect way to keep your beverages hot or cold on the go. It holds a generous 16 ounces of liquid and measures 7 inches tall (the straw is 8.5 inches tall). Just like a Yeti tumbler. It features a tight seal so that it won't leak. 100% BPA and lead free, dishwasher safe.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: GOOD ONE. I have been using a double walled ...\n\nReview: GOOD ONE. I have been using a double walled plastic tumbler with lid and straw, so will compare to that. This tumbler is way better. I drink milk with all meals and like it cold. This tumbler keeps it colder longer than anything I have ever used including stainless coffee cups with plastic lids. I put 3 small cubes of ice in a milk and three hours later it had hardly melted. Now that's on an August day at 86 degrees with no AC. A very LIGHT film of condensation did form on the outside of the tumbler but didn't run like my plastic tumbler does. Straw that comes with it is 8 inches long 1/4 inch inside, so you could drink shakes etc. A larger straw would not fit and be useful with the lid on though, since you couldn't move it to the side of the tumbler to get those last drops. The inside of the lid is plastic but the label say no BPA or Lead. Although it says Dishwasher safe it also warns you not to use high temp water. I suspect if you do that, the bottom of the tumbler which is pressed and sealed on would come off. Why ? The air between the walls would expand under heat and blow it loose. I hand wash mine. I normally don't give Made In China products high marks since they don't earn it, but this is an exception.","Product: The Paderno World Cuisine orange peeler is designed with a blade that has slight, concave, serrated cutting indentations which quickly and efficiently separate flesh or score strips from oranges or lemons. The peeler comes with a clamp to secure the unit to the work surface\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works with several adjustments\n\nReview: First this item can be purchased much cheaper it's sold under several names to other countries. Mine came with no user instructions. So here is the way to get it to work. The rod that slides in to lock the orange in place, has a screw in it that was locked too tight. This will cause the whole rod to turn and the orange will rip out. The rod has a groove in it so the screw can be loosened which will allow the pronged head to swivel or turn on the rod. I used lock tight on the screw, after adjusting, so the screw would not back out with use (it might not do that anyway but). Then move the cutting blade out by loosening the lock nut slideing it out and retightening so it can cut the skin, also use the screw located near the bottom of the blade arm to help fine tune the blade cutting depth. Once I did those things it peeled the oranges with very little white inner skin left on them and they didn't rip out of the prongs. It actually can work very well on oranges, lemons, potatoes, apples, etc. I have an electric peeler that will peel oranges and lemons but it leaves a lot of white inner skin on and I can't adjust the cutting depth to prevent this so this machine has a place for me to use it. I can fully understand someone getting upset if it wasn't adjusted correctly and no instructions. The one I bought was intended for a South American country and had no istructions. Made me realize how Americans expect detailed instructions, but apparently people in most countries don't.","Product: This 8.75 inch cheese slicer has a serrated blade as well for cutting. Made of stainless steel with Beech wood handle. Made in Norway.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cheese Slicer Serrated Edge by Bjorklund\n\nReview: Well after using a while I raisedit to 5 stars. Beats all my other cheese planes. Buy it you will like it. This one has serrated edges on each side which are not sharp at all. The Planer Blade is also serrated which means you have ruffled slices of cheese, it's not really sharp. The metal is very thin and can be flexed by hand really easily, (comparing to a Spar which is not thin). I wonder if it is going to bend easily if stored with other items ? I will give it credit on slicing cheese such as Round Long Horn, Round Cheddar, and cheeses of that texture. I do like the way it slices those, very smooth easy motion, nice thin slices. So I've given it four stars, raised to 5 stars later. I can admitte when I'm wrong.","Product: The Ultimate Dreams 3\" Gel Memory Foam Topper is a great way to add the comfort of memory foam to your current mattress. Memory foam will create a custom mold to your body allowing for optimum support and comfort. Our gel memory foam is gel bead infused to help you enjoy the feel of memory foam without the extra warmth associated with the memory foam. The gel beds will disperse your body heat throughout the topper. Gel memory foam will sleep 33% cooler than your standard memory foam. Our gel memory foam topper uses a 4 LB memory foam. Our topper comes without a fabric cover. You can put this topper on your current mattress right underneath your sheets. Gel Memory foam is the newest technology in the mattress industry. It will give your current mattress some new life!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works Great for me--Not too Soft\n\nReview: I have always slept on a firm mattress since a soft one left me with back aches etc. Five years ago I had throat cancer which left me with a Stoma. It also left me with a stiffer neck and upper shoulders . Sleeping on my side, as I do, caused my shoulder and neck to begin aching to the point it would wake me up about every hour. So I bought this, thinking it probably was a mistake, but worth a try. Well it worked. While this is soft, it recovers its' shape fairly quickly, and at the same time after forming to my body, has a firm feel. It doesn't \"Bottom Out\" but provides support as it forms to me (I weigh 220 lbs). I don't wake up ever hour with the shoulder neck ache, have had no back pain, nor muscle pain. For me it is a DREAM FOAM. Haaa I sleep in a twin bed that the foot and head both can be raised electronically, plus has massage settings. Now I expected to be able to raise the foot or head of the bed but thought the massage settings would be a thing of the past. Not so though, and truthfully it still works fine . It also fits my old mattress just right. Most reviewers mention how soft it is, but it still provides support with out you going to the bottom. I was very surprised and am very pleased with it. My 70 year old body really appreciates it. Haaaa","Product: Compatible with the following models: Nikon EN-EL3e Nikon MH-18 MH-18a Nikon D100 Nikon D100SLR Nikon D200 Nikon D300 Nikon D300S Nikon D50 Nikon D50S Nikon D70 Nikon D70S Nikon D700 Nikon D80 Nikon D90\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Can't find anything wrong\n\nReview: First I wondered what was wrong after reading some of the reviews ? Well it doesn't weigh a lot but shouldn't since there are not many electronic components in a DC Charger . Bought two of these for this price couldn't beat it . If I find a fault it is a lack of instructions . If you push on the rounded portion of the top half it slides up and can be lifted off . That exposes two metal contacts on the bottom half, which are spaced a little different than the top half contacts , but sill have the plastic locking tabs which would accept a battery different than my D80 camera battery . The AC prongs fold in or out for use and no cord, which I really like . I have only charged two older batteries and three new ones . According to some their chargers only charged half full, but mine charged full charge on all 5 batteries . I know since I checked them with a Digital DC Volt Meter after a cooling period, not just the camera, and the voltages matched my Nikkon charger . I have in the past with my Nikkon charger had batteries run down in use too fast but found they were not taking and holding a full charge when tested with a digital volt meter sooooo . Plug it in and the LED is red, after approx 2 hours charging it goes green at full charge . Also read one smoked and almost started a fire . Mine do not feel warm after use . I once worked as a commercial electrician and currently live in a rural area . Power coming in on the old lines flucuates terrible and can cause heat problems and burn out in motors and electronic gear . I use step up step down transformers and no small extension cords to help prevent that . Haven't tried the car charging but see no reason that shouldn't work well . I don't know how well they will hold up but at the price I could buy replacements easily and much cheaper than the Nikkon one. Hope this helps, a little long winded but that's me .","Product: Hi! Welcome to NY Fashionwear! You are looking at 'Fashion Clear Slim Lens Thin Rim Eye Glasses 482CL'. <Size> Frame Width: 6 inches Frame Height: 1 7/8 inches They are neither for sunwear nor for prescription. They are very popular as in fashion statement. They make great gifts or, resale for profit.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Retro Vintage Style Metal Aviator Clear Lens Glasses 482CL\n\nReview: I ordered two of these with Gold Frame and am very pleased. Frames are much much better than I expected, in fact the glasses are really high quality for the price. I have some sun glasses, I paid more for, that I wish had frames this good. Fit me well, lenses are crystal clear too, and large aviator type. Just what I needed to ride my scooter on the highway when sun glasses aren't needed or I use my dark drop down helmet visor. Many people are saying good cheap glasses, well they should order some of the Sun Glasses that cost more, that have plastic frames, and see they aren't nearly as high quality. I would recommend these to anyone who needs a good clear lens set of glasses.","Product: The Volcano 3 Collapsible Propane Grill is the most versatile and efficient grill on the market today. From the backyard to the great outdoors, or even your survival and emergency preparedness, this 3-fuel grill and stove allows you to cook whatever you want, whenever you want. Our most popular model for a reason, this Volcano has 3-fuel capability, which sets it apart from all other outdoor cooking options. This unit combines the greatest variety of cooking options with easy portability. This Volcano collapses down to 5 and is easily transported in the included storage bag. This model can be used with Charcoal, Propane or Wood and is highly efficient. Switch between propane, charcoal, or wood in just seconds! Grill a quick burger with the propane, then light up firewood to roast your marshmallows at the end of the day. The Volcano is the last outdoor grill/stove you will ever need!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Price and Grill\n\nReview: The picture shown is not the SR. The Sr has an outside case with short legs cast in it, you can buy longer Snap On legs if needed. The Sr has 3 hand adjustable bolts in the top section which allow you to use smaller or larger Dutch ovens without using the grill or heat defuser plate. You can set a Dutch oven closer or further away from the heat and plus the body is acting as a wind screen on the bottom of the Dutch oven since it is hanging partly inside. The collapsible one doesn't allow this. If I want to use the top grill I still can. I like that a lot better. I have used the Volcano Original (SR) for several years and bought one with the propane set up. Why ? Just because. Haaa. $145.00 is a great price. You can't fold the Sr up but unless you really move it a lot doesn't matter and doesn't take much room, plus you can put all the propane kit parts inside it. Both of mine are originals (built sturdy) and I can use some other things I have with them, like the wind screen, dutch oven stacking ring, and couldn't with a collapsible one. Just my take.","Product: After trying many versions, MOJO Outdoors&trade; has developed the most effective predator decoy on the market. The MOJO Critter predator decoy is light-weight, portable, simple and affordable. It has highly visible and tantalizing action using realistic prey-type fur that immediately attracts and holds predators' attention. Intermittent, cyclic action for added realism. It calls 'em in and diverts their attention away from you. The MOJO Critter is proven to work on all predators and will greatly improve your success.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Mojo Outdoors Critter Decoy Works Great\n\nReview: First let me describe what I got. The spring that the fur strips are attached to is mounted in plastic with a magnetic base inside. It doesn't have the thumb screw as shown. But it just detached when pulled up. which to me is better. If I wanted to try other attractor strips I would order an extra spring or two with magnetic base (they are cheap parts you can order) or you could cut the zip ties that hold the strips on and replace them with a different type of your own design. all the parts,such as body, battery pack, stake spike, etc. can be ordered and none are expensive. The body is plastic but pretty heavy duty, (I'm comparing to two other electronic decoys I have. One of which cost about $100.00 but does have a remote control and light for night use.), everything on the Mojo Critter is a good quality. Everything is easy to install and use, it's quiet, has that intermittent action with enough motion to really cause the coyotes, fox, and cats to lock on it too. The battery compartment door fits tight and I did have to use the edge of my pocket knife to get it to slide open. But I'd rather have that than one so loose it falls off in the field. The battery box fits snug, and look at it before removing. There is a pad inside the case that protects the electronic board, from the contact snap on wires, on the battery pack. So I make sure when I put the battery pack case in so those sit against that pad. When you put the battery pack in slide the bottom in first and if aligned correctly it goes in easy with a little room left away from the electronic circuits . You don't have to unsnap the battery wires from the case to put batteries in and I like that, (have broken wires on other devices doing that) . I also have the extension Pole made for this and use it to store the metal spike inside it when carrying it and use the spike that comes with it without the extension too. That extension pole is metal and the spike can be driven in hard ground, then the extension pole removed and the Critter body screwed on (that can be handy) and if I do need the extension for tall grass, etc., I have it. I've hunted Coyotes etc. since the late 70s and I don't care if you are a beginner or a seasoned hunter, this thing works well. I think it's one of the best dollar buys out there . People talk about a carry bag, I just put mine in a nylon cammo bag and assemble it when setting up and its not hard to do. I got a little long winded here but I'm 70 years old and hope this helps someone. There is a lot of pure junk out there today but not this.\nAddendum: It is possible to turn the switch on while carrying in the bag and run down the batteries. So what I do is leave the battery door loose under the cover, leave one battery out. Then before I set up I put the battery back in the pack.","Product: FOX 40 ELECTRONIC WHISTLE 3-TONE 125 dB 9 volt battery\nLoud, consistent sound every time!\nHand operation offers improved hygiene. \nThree distinctive tones helps players differentiate between coaches and officials during multi-field sporting events and team practices. \nIdeal for coaches, teachers, ball games and boating. It can be used in all temperatures and environments. \nWhistle sound can be aimed in specific direction - away from user.\n\nDesign: 9-volt battery; 3 three tone function - tone 1 / tone 2 / tone 3 with off switch.\nSound Power: exceeds 125 dB\nSize- 5 long X 1 wide\n\nComes with detachable wrist loop lanyard and 9 volt battery\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: More than just a game whistle\n\nReview: I bought this to train some Jack-A-Bee puppies I have. Why?? Because I am mute due to my vocal cords being removed as the result of cancer. (Can't blow a whistle, even a match or candle out since I no longer breath through my nose or mouth) Prior to that it was very easy for me to train dogs, now I can and do use a series of hand claps for commands but if the dogs are a long distance away they can't hear that soooooo. This thing is loud, has one high pitched tone (pretty loud) , one whistle like chatter tone, and one LOUD High Pitched tone. Using those I can set a series of commands for Come, Stay, sit, down, etc. I explained the above just in case there is someone else that could use it that way. Now the actual whistle review: It comes with no instructions so here goes. The 9 volt battery comes sealed in a very clear plastic film that I at first missed, So it didn't work until that was removed. Haaa The battery door has a slide switch marked with an arrow for locking, pull it down to unlock the door, then lift the end the switch is on first, then slide it up and forward to release the bottom door tangs. It then comes off. Inside the battery contact points are marked + and -, make sure the battery terminals match those when inserting, and insert the bottom of the battery in the compartment first then the top. Then the bottom door tabs are inserted first, top then can be dropped flush and the door lock switch pushed up into the locking position. The on off and tone select switch is located on the side. All the way to the front is off, one click down loud solid tone, second click is the chatter or whistle sound third click down one LOUD Solid tone. I don't know how long it will last but the price and out of the box performance has impressed me enough to order a backup. Also at 70 years old it's fun learning a new skill. Haaa Hope this review helps someone.\nADDENDUM: This thing is loud enough my dogs hear it 1/4 mile away (in the country) and respond,(working very well). The battery is holding up well . I have left the switch on three times for 24 hours and it's still good. ((Probably does draw a little power when left on though, so wouldn't do that). Only negative is the battery door switch has dropped down which will allow the door to come off. So I closed the switch and put a piece of Scotch Tape over it and no more problem. It works well enough that I ordered another one in case this one quits, and they no longer make them.","Product: Responding to many requests, mojo introduces a handy and user friendly extension pole for It's wildly popular Predator decoy, the mojo critter. Use when needed To get decoy top above vegetation. A two-piece unit consisting of a square stake into which a 9\" Ground Spike is screwed to make a 18\" Extension. The square peg portion of the decoy body Fits into the square stake. When not in use, The spike is stored conveniently inside the stake making it easily carried in your pocket. A must for every Predator Hunter who uses the mojo critter. Specifications: - use when needed To get decoy top above vegetation - a must for every Predator Hunter who uses the mojo critter\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is great and well made\n\nReview: If you need extra height, on the Mojo Critter Decoy, this is the way to go. First the stake body is heavy metal, you store the, screw in, heavy duty spike inside it, and I use the same spike when not using extension body. Makes it handy to carry the spike and I always have the extra height if I should need it. You can use the metal extension body with the spike in it and drive the spike in hard ground (keep from messing the spike threads up). Then unscrew the extension body and screw on the Critter Decoy Body. Spike is also a little taller than the one that comes with the decoy. Only thing is the cap that presses into the extension top when storing the spike is tight and I have had to use a flat point screw driver or pocket knife edge to start lifting it out. But I could CAREFULLY sand the edges of the plastic cap down if I wanted too. But I would rather have it tight than too loose. I'm really pleased with this and got more than I expected. I highly recommend this accessory.","Product: A historical account on the life of the Zulu king Shaka.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Abbreviated Version of the Original Movie\n\nReview: This disk has 300 minutes of run time while the original I have has 500 minutes of run time. That means 3 hrs 33 minutes of movie are left out of this dvd version. (THAT'S A LOT OF MOVIE) Not only that but the missing parts are the very parts of the story line that made it a great movie . Another thing that should clue you to the real value of this version is Henry Cele who portrays SHAKA isn't mentioned in credits at all . Without Celes' performance it would have been a movie with no class at all . Buyers should be aware it is an abbreviated version of the original movie and not even close to the original story line.","Product: Acme Sponge and Chamois is a natural product tanned with 100 percent fish oil from the finest select sheepskin for unsurpassed performance.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Acme D60T 3.5 sq. ft. Leather Chamois\n\nReview: Now this is a real sheep skin chamois, it is made in Turkey where today's best chamois come from, for ACME Chamois and Sponge, in Fla. First I washed it with mild hand soap, and rinsed it to get rid of the excess oil and hide lint. I did get quite a bit of excess oil but not much lint. I then used it on my new car. It is thick enough to pick up a great deal of water, didn't have thin spots, doesn't streak, leave lint, or leave water behind. The surface is buffed well and it is soft. After finishing I washed it, and hung it to dry. I always try to stretch a chamois while it is drying since that stretches the fibers, helps the oils to spread and it will dry soft. It came out perfectly soft when dry. This is sheep skin. I've used natural sheep skin chamois since a teenager and am now 69 years old. I can highly recommend this chamois, unlike another brand I bought, which pure junk and made in china.","Product: Considering the ease and gentleness this product, the Safe Scrub can be used daily to youre your vehicle completely free of bugs and tar that adhere to the surface and eventually eat into the paint.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Safe Scrub Bug & Tar Pad GoodProduct\n\nReview: I used one to remove bugs from the the front of my car and side mirrors (lot of little black ones). Used soapy water only and it made getting them off easy. But always soak these in soapy water and use soapy water without a lot of pressure. Didn't scratch the paint and didn't seem to remove the wax/sealer. When dry they remind me of the foam material used for floral wreaths etc. After soaking in soapy water they do soften some though. Nice part was I could clean the pad with a water nozzle and removed all the bugs from it. Looked like new when it dried. Also used one to scrub some pans with stuck on food and it worked very well for that. I read a review on another site and a guy said he used one to shower. Haa I can see that if you had a lot of ground in dirt, grease, oil etc. Haven't used them for tar yet but suspect on fresh spots, specks they will remove them. Can say for sure good bug remover and stuck on food. Well worth the cost. Addendum: Well now I have used them to remove tar spots with just soap. They will remove most specks or spots, but the fresher the easier. If the tar has hardened much tougher to remove but still worth the price . If they only removed bugs they would be worth it, Tar removal is a bonus.","Product: The Detailer's Choice 10X02400 Leather Chamois holds a substantial amount of water and covers a large surface area, making it possible to dry an entire vehicle with just one cloth. The chamois dries streak-free and spotless. The genuine leather french cut chamois is made of 100% cod oil tanned sheepskin. Before initial use, the chamois must be washed to reduce lint and ensure long lasting usage. Gently wash the genuine leather chamois in warm water and mild soap. Rinse thoroughly. Squeeze out excess water but leave slightly wet. When in use, the absorbent chamois will become saturated with water. Squeeze out excess water and continue drying. With over 50 years of experience in supplying a full line of cleaning solutions, The Detailers Choice and Clean-Rite brands of accessories leads the way with quality and innovative products that help consumers more quickly and effectively complete their home and car care projects. An extensive product assortment with a wide variety of features give the consumer several application options and provides solutions to make the cleaning experience effortless and comfortable.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Detailer's Choice 10X02200 Genuine Leather Chamois, 2 Sq Ft-1 each\n\nReview: Would I buy it again ? No. Watch removing the package staples since you could rip it very easy. It's plenty thick. So much so I doubt it's Sheep Skin (but they never say it is), unless it an OLD RAM. Suspect it's Pig, Goat, or Horse hide. These are made in China. It's buffed pretty well except for one 1/4 inch hole and two spots about the size of a half dollar that are hard as rawhide, (not buffed). Now those will scratch clear coat paint. The nice part is those spots are on the same edge as the tear, so when I cut about 3 inches off that side that will get rid of all three. This and the 5 foot one I bought had one thing in common. When I laid them on a dark bed spread they left enough Hide Lint that I had to vacuum the spread off. Haaaa Now the company doesn't tell you but you should wash a chamois with mild soap and then rinse it to remove excess tanning oil and hide lint. I've used real chamois since I was a teenager and am 69 now. Never have I seen chamois produce so much hide lint when washed and rinsed. After three rinses both still produced a lot of hide lint, which will be left behind when drying, (so don't plan on waxing). This one was small enough I even rinsed it under running water for the fourth rinse. Then wrung it out and used on a bathroom mirror. It still left hide lint and water streaks behind. So it will probably be used on hard non-painted plastic or on wheel rims only. If it picks up brake dust or tar, no great loss. As this chamois dried I stretched it to keep it soft but it really won't stretch, even wet. For years I wore goat skin glove training horses and goat skin will stretch when wet, just like sheep skin. Goat skin also dries hard like sheep skin chamois. Because this chamois doesn't do either and is so thick I believe it probably is made from pig skin (sure acts like pig skin). I would recommend the ACME Tanners Choice chamois which are sheep skin, made in Turkey and are some of the best in the world. Have three of those and happy with all of them, sold on Amazon also. No I'm not with that company, nor a paid reviewer, just an honest one. I hope this review will prevent anyone from making the same mistake I did buying these products. Yes, I could return it but it's not worth the trouble.","Product: The Detailer's Choice 10X02400 Leather Chamois holds a substantial amount of water and covers a large surface area, making it possible to dry an entire vehicle with just one cloth. The chamois dries streak-free and spotless. The genuine leather french cut chamois is made of 100% cod oil tanned sheepskin. Before initial use, the chamois must be washed to reduce lint and ensure long lasting usage. Gently wash the genuine leather chamois in warm water and mild soap. Rinse thoroughly. Squeeze out excess water but leave slightly wet. When in use, the absorbent chamois will become saturated with water. Squeeze out excess water and continue drying. With over 50 years of experience in supplying a full line of cleaning solutions, The Detailers Choice and Clean-Rite brands of accessories leads the way with quality and innovative products that help consumers more quickly and effectively complete their home and car care projects. An extensive product assortment with a wide variety of features give the consumer several application options and provides solutions to make the cleaning experience effortless and comfortable.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Detailer's Choice 10X02500 Genuine Leather Chamois, 5 Sq Ft-1 each\n\nReview: Would I buy this again NO. Here's why . I missed it but no where do they say these are Sheep skin. I may be wrong but suspect this one I got is domestic goat skin. A smaller one I bought I have no doubt is Pig Skin. Since they are made in China this has made me really compare and check them closely, since most Chinese products are inferior quality. First the package has 4 LARGE STAPLES that go through the skin Every layer) and if you don't open these CAREFULLY you will tear it, since they double back on themselves. Some reviewers report holes developing when used and I can believe that. Second no where does this company say it is lamb or sheep skin, which leads me to believe it probably is pig or domestic goat skin, or horse hide. Is it going to scratch my new cars paint or hold up long? Good question. I also bought the 2 foot one and have no doubt it's not sheep or lambs skin. I'll review it later and probably will never use it on my car paint since I fear it will scratch the new Clear Coat paint. The 5 foot one is thin enough and buffed fairly well, so its soft. But I have the ACME Brand made in Turkey also (same sizes) and those have instructions to wash with a mild soap to remove excess cod oil before using, (that's normal) and when you do you will see the excess oil. (I use mild bar hand soap) These Detailer's Choice ones don't tell you that and if you compare them you can see a difference in the amount of oil used when looking at them unwashed. (AS an aside the Chinese made chamois have had import restrictions place on them in Europe due to the inferior quality, deceptive advertising, etc. But not those from Turkey) Both of the Detailer's Choice leather skins are cut nice and rectangular, which shows they come from a large skin. Now I don't often write negative reviews but check what I'm saying by researching on the net . If I had done that first I would never have bought these. Yes I could return them but after deducting the return fee and shipping it isn't worth it. I think of this mistake as a lesson learned and would not recommend these nor buy them again. Other negative reviews are probably right on the mark.\n ADDENDUM: After writing this review while showing these to my wife I laid them on a dark bedspread. MISTAKE; since they left a ton of hide lint behind on it, (had to vacuum). So I washed them with hand soap and water in a sink and couldn't believe the amount of hide lint in the water. Washed them twice then rinsed them three times and was still getting a large amount of hide lint coming off. My wife saw that and said,\"No way are you using those on my car.\" Haaa So my next step is to hang them out side after drying and use a water hose to try and stop the lint problem. I'm 69 years old and have used both synthetic and natural Chamois for years and have never seen anything to match this. With that much lint coming off no way to wax after use. Another negative reviewer rated them as a POS and believe he has that right. Never would buy again nor recommend to anyone. Hope this helps someone not to make a mistake.","Product: Detailer's Choice 9-953 Genuine Leather Chamois Pad - 1-Each holds a substantial amount of water and covers a large surface area, making it possible to dry an entire vehicle with just one cloth. The chamois dries streak-free and spotless. The genuine leather French cut chamois is made of 100-Percent cod oil tanned sheepskin. Before initial use, the chamois must be washed to reduce lint and ensure long lasting usage. After using, was Chamois Pad in warm water with a mild detergent. Rinse thoroughly. Squeeze out excess water. Air Dry. Do not use Chamois Pad with grease, oil, or other chemicals or cleaning agents. Detailer's Choice spot free dryers include traditional cod oil tanned chamois, genuine leather and synthetic material dryers. Varieties of sizes are offered to meet individual needs.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Detailers Choice 9-953 Genuine Leather Chamois Pad-1 each\n\nReview: Note: This company doesn't say anywhere that its' chamois products are sheep skin. I didn't notice that when I bought them. What do you use it for? Well, the best I can see is wiping moisture off the inside of an auto window in cool weather. If you rinse it and try to dry or wipe a mirror down it leaves water streaks and also hide lint. I also used it to wipe off a lighted 3.5 inch magnifying glass, and it left a lot of Yellow hide lint behind and you could see it from 5 feet away. I might use it to wipe down a hard plastic surface as long as it doesn't matter about water streaks or lint staying behind. The lint remained after I had washed it with mild soap and rinsed it three times too. Even rinsed under running water. You don't want to use it on auto paint if you are going to wax since the lint and water streaks will remain there. Now if not waxing they eventually probably will come off eventually. One thing I will give it. It doesn't produce as much hide lint as the Detailers Choice 5 foot chamois, it's terrible about that. But this still leaves a lot. I also have doubt about the product being sheep skin, it may be some kind of leather, pig, horse, goat ? But they never say it's sheep skin, sooo. I do know they have some restrictions in Europe which deals with inferior quality chamois and implied quality. If I used it to dry fogged car windows, not sure where I would put it while wet. Not in a plastic bag to mildew. Anyway for me I'm better off using micro-cloth towels to wipe and dry . I wouldn't buy this again.","Product: Tanner's Select chamois are the finest genuine chamois produced in the world. Made from the finest select sheepskin, your genuine chamois is a natural leather product tanned with 100% fish oil and finished by expert craftsmen using traditional methods established over 100 years ago. All Tanner's Select products reflect the highest quality and performance. Chamois is used by the most demanding car enthusiasts and detailers to maintain a dazzling, spotless finish on any vehicle. It is also ideal for cleaning mirrors, glass, lenses, and can be used dry for dusting fine furniture, television screens and shining jewelry, silver and golf clubs. Tanner's Select chamois is super absorbent, scratch free and the best way to dry, polish and protect your car. Its natural qualities for attracting water, dirt, and dust particles are unsurpassed.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tanner's Select Premium New Zealand Sheepskin Chamois (5.5 Sq. Ft.)\n\nReview: This is a good Chamois, better quality than most. I washed it with mild soap and got very little excess oil out of it and no hide lint. It's thicker than a 5 foot one Walmart sells made in turkey with the ACME name. The other one didn't have the red car pic and didn't say premium. While it's a good one this is much better and will last longer. The inside (flesh side) of the hide was buffed a little better than the hair side and is softer. This one should last a long time since it's pretty thick. Some of the best Chamois are made in Turkey and are probably made from New Zealand sheep skin. After all New Zealand has 20 million sheep and 3 million people sooooo. Haaa I would recommend this one, but what ever you do don't buy the Detailers Choice ones made in China. they have an excess of oil, hide lint you probably will never get out , but will leave a lot on what ever you use them on. Plus the company never says they are sheep skin of any kind and I really believe of the two I bought one is pig skin, the other goat or horse. The Tanners Select ones with the red car logo and ACME Chamois and Sponge name say Premium Sheep Skin and I would highly recommend them.","Product: This advanced blend of high-grade Brazilian carnauba wax and advanced polymers delivers a deep, dazzling shine and a length of paint protection that was once exclusive to synthetic paint sealants. Pinnacle Liquid Souvern Car Wax provides excellent UV protection and has a melting point that far exceeds that of a typical carnauba car wax. The crystalline polymers were also formulated to provide a tough barrier against road salt, bugs, tar, bird droppings and other airborne contaminants. Pinnacle Liquid Souvern Car Wax was formulated to be exceptionally easy to apply and remove, even in humid climates. Liquid Souvern Car Wax wont stain plastic trim and it wont dust or flake when you wipe it off. Liquid Souvern Car Wax can be applied by hand or with a machine. Pinnacle Liquid Souvern Car Wax is a pure wax and doesnt contain any cleaners or abrasives. Multiple coats deepen the glossy, wet, 3-Dimensional look. If you choose to apply a 2nd or 3rd coat, wait 24 hours in between applications. Also, wait a day to wash after waxing. 16 fl oz\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Pinnacle Liquid Souveran Wax 16oz\n\nReview: This stuff is outstanding. I put it on a new 2013 Kia Optima (Titanium Silver color) that had the paint sealed by the dealer with another brand. While it looked good I decided to see if this would make it better by putting this over the paint sealer. I put one coat on buffed off waited two days and applied another. Talk about a deep wet gloss shine, it did it. If it lasts as long as the web site says that will be another plus. It went on very easy (thin coat) didn't leave white residual anywhere, and buffed off very easy with a microfiber towel. As a matter of fact the towels didn't show white residual. Both coats were applied at approx 50 degrees, under a car port in the shade. A little goes a long way too. I don't know if this is the new formula but even the old formula had crystalline polymers in it. The price of $19.99 is great too (maybe a holiday price), enough so I bought another bottle. My wife drove the car shopping a couple days after I did it and said when she came out, (after dark), she could spot the car since it glittered and flashed under the lights like a diamond. Haaa I would recommend this to anyone looking for an easy on and off wax that puts on a deep wet gloss look, and shine.","Product: Wolfgang Vinyl & Rubber Protectant is a water-based conditioner that penetrates beyond the surface to help maintain pliability and integrity of the covering. Wolfgang is pH balanced and provides a natural, rich, smooth finish that lasts. Wolfgang Vinyl & Rubber Protectant also contains sunscreens to block out powerful UV rays.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wolfgang Vinyl & Rubber Protectant 16 oz. works well\n\nReview: This is made for car interiors (they make another for exterior use). It doesn't contain petroleum distillates so it's not greasy and doesn't attract dirt and lint like those do . It also seems to last longer than those that do. It dries a satin finish, or if you want a matte finish just buff it while still wet. You don't really see any change in colors but if you put some on an area and leave the rest untreated you do see the slight satin finish . Since it's not oily and dries clear, it doesn't make things SLICK. I keeps the dash, door trim, etc. looking new and natural, not greasy and shiny, and I like that. Easy to put on too, just spray on a foam applicator and apply. Over the past 50 years I've used a lot of different products but this one does exactly what I like. I would recommend it.","Product: As with all of the Cobra towels, The Supreme Guzzler has over 220,000 micro fine fibers per square inch. Each fiber is 100 times smaller than a human hair! These tiny details make the towel extremely soft and gentle on any surface. The fabric will not scratch, even after numerous washings. Plus, this towel has a thick waffle weave to increase it surface area and therefore its capacity for moisture. You can dry most compact cars without ringing out the towel once!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 3 Pack Cobra Microfiber Waffle Weave Satin Edge Drying Towel 20 x 40 by Cobra\n\nReview: I generally use natural or one brand of synthetic chamois to dry my cars/trucks, but decided to try these. First use was on a day with the temp 46-48 degrees, under a car port, lots of water on the Kia Optima and the wife helping dry too. We each had a towel and I really wasn't expecting to be impressed since I also have several Cobra Microfiber towels of various sizes which I use after drying with a chamois, (getting into cracks and crevices but they don't dry like these). On the roof, hood, and top of the trunk these picked up the water like a chamois, but I kind of expected that. What impressed me is using them on the sides of the vehicle. Didn't matter if they were laid out flat or folded (which I ended up using the most), they quickly wicked the water away like a natural chamois and left no water streaks. I could also get into the cracks and crevices easily. Not once did we wring out the towels until the car was dry. Although the towels felt wet, when my wife tried to wring hers out she only got a few drops out of it. (I got less than her out of mine. Haaa) I had also bought a Major Brand Name Microfiber drying towel at a large auto chain store . It worked about like a terry cloth one, minus the lint, and I wasn't impressed at all. I highly recommend these. I'm 70 years old and have always tried to avoid or at least make hard work the easiest on myself as possible. Haaa Hope this review helps someone else do that.\nADDENDUM: I looked for larger and perhaps cheaper Waffle Weave towels and noticed that many other brands were snagging while drying . Not once have I had that happen with these and the more I use them the more I like them. I even bought another set (still in the package) just in case they stop making them. Well worth the cost and saves time drying the car or truck.\nWhen you dry these don't use fabric softener, and dry on low heat. Like all microfiber towels to do that will ruin them and they won't work anymore. There is even a soap made especially for good microfiber towels that makes them stay like new. I love these things, having used them several times now..","Product: Quickly cleans, polishes and protects - a complete detailer in a can Cleans and polishes all plastics, chrome, aluminum, and painted surfaces without water Leaves a clean, streak-free finish with one application Contains anti-static ingredients to repel dust and dirt Protects finished surfaces from harmful UV rays Leaves a long-lasting high gloss finish Contains Carnuba waz Low VOC formula meets or exceeds current CARB and OTC standards.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: (THE BEST) Genuine Honda Spray Cleaner & Polish 12 oz.\n\nReview: This is really GREAT STUFF !!! First this is not a heavy duty cleaner, you should first take off thick, heavy grime, etc. then use this. It will clean light dirt, finger prints, water spots, bugs, tar spots, and leave a bright new look to plastic or acrylic (rough or smooth) . I first used it on a black plastic rough textured food dehydrator, just wiped on and off, and it made the thing look like new, even in the low areas of the finish . I used it on the dish washer door, microwave, all black plastic and paint . All looked new and shiney. I then used it on a six self acrylic 1/18 model car display case door, top, and sides . It left a shiny and clean look better than new . I've always used a spray plastic cleaner on my display cases and it does a good job but this product leaves a better shine, and that's without letting it dry first . I've read reviews from people who use it on motorcycles and rave about it, so will be using it on my Maxi-Scooter . This is a good price too and after you use it 4 cans won't be too much (cause you'll use it a lot) . I would recommend this to a friend .","Product: NEW Combo BLUWAVS CD and FLAC FILE\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Good Aussie Country Album\n\nReview: First if you are Anti-Gun don't buy it . If you are a fan of Lady GAGA or such hyped singers don't Buy it . But if you are pro gun or an NRA Life Member as I am and enjoy Honest Country Music you should like it . This is an album that some songs grow on you the second time you listen . Great deal of honest statement as well as humor in this album . If you have ever owned a Gun Shy Hunting Dog you will understand that song . You will appreciate others if you live in the country where Police response is slow too . He is an Aussie Country Singer . If believing in responsible gun ownership is anti gun then most gun owners are . Listen to \"Ill Give Up My Guns\" on youtube and I think you will see he is not Anti-Gun . I'm a 68 year old guy who has owned guns since the age (10) ten, carried them (8) eight years in the military, and haven't heard him say anything anti gun on the album or in interviews (I've heard several with him). I think if you like good straight Country Music, Humor, and Guns you'll like the album .","Product: The Perky-Pet Easy Feeder features a wire barrier that protects against squirrel damage and a 4 lb seed capacity. This squirrel-proof feeder is inch-for-inch the best in the business at keeping squirrels out and letting birds in! The clear seed container makes it easy to monitor the seed level. A uniquely engineered removable seed cartridge makes for easy refilling and cleaning. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with mild soap and water solution. Pole mount or hang. The clear seed containers make it easy to monitor the seed levels and provide for ease of refilling and cleaning. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with mild soap and water solution. Hang mount. Perky-Pet Wild Bird Feeder models lure the bird in pursuit of seed providing you with hours of joy as random wild birds flock to feed at your house.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perky-Pet 102 Squirrel Resistant Easy Feeder GREAT\n\nReview: I've had one of these for 3 years and really like it. Bought two more because of the Ice and snow this past winter. They don't have a shelf to ice up . and are very easy to clean/fill. I feed oil sunflower seed or cracked corn etc. in these and really like them. Really easy to clean since the bottom can be removed with a very short twist leaving the plastic tube completely open. To fill lift bottom give a short twist and slide the tube and bottom out. Fill the clear tube and put back in the reverse manner. I haven't had a problem with moisture because of the way the openings are made. I don't really have a Squirrel problem but do have some feed on the ground. They probably could get seed if determined though. Have all my feeders mounted on Shepards Staff metal flower pot hangers with a T-Post driven behind them and wired to staff upright so they don't bend. Everything on these is metal except the plastic inner tube. I have three types of Finches, Black Capped Chicadees, 3 kinds of Wood Peckers, Tufted Titmouse, Blue Jays, Gross Beaks, white throated Sparrows, even blasted Black Birds feed on these. I think any bird with a reasonable reach and that can hold on the the verticle & cross wires will feed on them. One of my All Around Favorite Feeders.","Product: From the manufacturer: \"Thirty-six seed ports means more happy Finches in your backyard! Unique 3-tube design allows up to 24 Finches to feed at once with all birds in view! Maintains seed to more ports 66% longer! Holds 3 lbs. Plastic tube, copper finish metal caps and perches. 25 tall, 14.25 wide, tubes are 3 in diameter.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: First Class Feeder- Love It\n\nReview: The other reviewer Sunkist gave this a most unfair review to a really good feeder and didn't even try it. I have used one of these for 4 years and it still is in perfect condition. Yep has had big birds (including Redheaded Woodpeckers) grab a perch but since it is designed to hold Nyjer Seed etc. they don't stay long. I hang this from a Shepherds Staff for flower pots using a dog lead snap, just makes it easy to remove or I can fill it using a gallon milk jug filled with seed while still hanging. Does it blow in the wind ? Yes, but no more than my other feeders. It has thin copper caps top and bottom, which have held up very well. Fill it with Nyjer/Thistle seed and you can see up to 24 Gold Finch/House Finch etc. feeding at one time. PRETTY !!! Timid birds can land in the center between tubes and are less likely to be chased off than if on an outer perch, I have tried several Nyjer feeders and this is my favorite one (4 others have gone into retirement). The top caps fit snug so water doesn't enter. You wouldn't want to squeeze or step on the caps since they would bend, but mine are still fine after 4 years . To clean remove the top caps, bottom metal cross bar and the bottom copper caps can be removed. (You could remove all the crossbars but I don't, just use a narrow bottle brush.) Not much water gets inside even in heavy rains so you don't clean often, and if you want you simply spray out with the bottom caps on, brush inside, let dry, fill and rehang. This is a very nice, durable feeder, and I think you would like it. Just hated to see it get a bad rap when it doesn't deserve it. There are a lot of junk feeders but this isn't one of them.","Product: Features Super Bright 1-Watt 2X LED. 11 continuous years of burn time on LED or 22 years of burn time when in the on position only at night. Does not need to be stored in the sun - throw it in your glove box or drawer and three years later, just turn it on! Extreme temperatures do not affect the light - very durable and guaranteed for life. Hybrid Solar Lite is 100% water proof up to depths of 80' and it floats! Holds a single charge for over 3 years and comes fully charged. Does not need to be stored in the sun - throw it in your glove box or drawer and three years later, just turn it on! Treat it like a regular flashlight as it is always ready to go\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Seem to work Great\n\nReview: First they come in a plain box with instructions from ToysNGamesEtc . I bought 4 and they were cold when they arrived so I put in the direct Sun for 30 min to warm up. Tested them and all 4 worked in both modes, and were brighter than I expected . Very pleased with the brightness. These will do in Solar Mode for most things you would use a battery flashlight for. No Warranty is included with the instructions so if ones bad contact Amazon. On the first click of the switch the yellow Solar light turns on, it also has the picture of the Sun under it, Second click and the Green Battery light with symbol turns on, pic of a battery under it, Third click turns the light off and also sets the charge mode when you do that. If the light source is dim the Red Charge light is also very dim or will not light and charge, brighter the light the brighter the Red light, stronger the charge rate. If stored for three years you probably would have have light from the 2032 batteries but not the Solar one. Also the Solar battery might not charge if run completely down or if it did would take bright light and a long time to bring it back. Read some where Neon lights wouldn't charge it, but the Red LED will light up, however you have to hold closer than an Incandescent Light. The end pieces are rubber so that's good for shock from dropping etc. I plan to use these for emergency use in the home and am storing so the only incandescent light I have can charge them. If they last I will be pleased. If they don't I will update this review.","Product: Description An artificial highest class stones. High grinding power,hard to decrease. You don't have to soak it in the water long time. Plastic case can be used as whetstone stand ! Don't use oil etc. Water only. Japanese model is quite different from US ,EU export model. Surely ,greater than them. 10 attribution are available. Do not soak too long. Size 75x210x15mm (25.4mm=1inch) Made in Japan Bundled Items\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Shaptons are the Best Ceramic Stones\n\nReview: I use Shapton Ceramic Stone because they don't wear fast but put an outstanding edge on my knives . The 8000 is designed for finishing or polishing an edge on a knife and can also be used as a midpoint finish on razors . I use the 1000 to sharpen a dull edge, followed by a 6000 and now will follow that with the 8000 one for Kitchen Cutlery . You can use water splashed or sprayed on to keep slurry from building up . The plastic case has rubber feet on it and the stone can be set in the top for a sharpening platform. The instructions are in japanese but in english they will tell you not to soak the stone in water, not to use kitchen detergent, or hot water, or bleach, to clean the slurry off after sharpening . I have used used powder Bar Keepers Friend and water to clean (when stone is really dirty and water didn't remove it well) . Then rinse, dry off and I let mine dry before storing (but you don't have to wait since the box is vented) . (Instructions from Shapton Ceramic Glass Stone which are the same but thinner ceramic glued to thick glass.) Don't drop on a hard surface since they will break, some people glue these to glass so they won't break as easy if dropped . These are the best I have ever used and the price of $71.02 with free shipping from Surugado Store front is excellent and the shipping was a total of 10 days from Japan .","Product: For Plainsman Gloves, only the finest, top-grade Cabretta goatskins are selected and tailored into the most comfortable, strongest, and durable protection for hands?no matter what the job. These gloves feature reinforced, double-layer leather palms with three rows of double-stitching and are designed to fit comfortably the against hand for maximum control and dexterity with an elastic wrist. These gloves are an outstanding choice for general utility, ranching, riding, roping, farming, gardening and all outdoor activities.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Plainsman Cabretta Leather Gloves- XLarge - 2 Pair Best EVER\n\nReview: Although I've used Plainsman Gloves for years these are the best ever. They fit and look like a custom fit dress glove and have the Plainsman Logo on a separate piece of leather which is stitched to the top of the wrist cuff. Fit perfectly snug and do have the reinforced palm. The leather is smooth, fingers perfectly straight, stitching, and fit are perfect . These I'm saving for driving, motorcycle riding etc. not work projects, (bought them from A&JForever) . Really they are that nice, like custom fit gloves (All 4 pair). Better than any I ever bought from Sams Club or anywhere else. I also purchased 5 pair loose on eBay, and they are not the same . Fingers are not all straight, leather is rougher grained, they fit looser and will be used for work projects. I don't know if all they ship from Amazon and A&JForever meet this standard i got but if they do they are the best I've seen in 20 years of wearing them . Would I recommend them YOU BET.","Product: This DynaGlo Delux Multi-Fuel Forced Air Heater produces 100,000 to 125,000 BTUs to heat areas up to 3,000 square feet. This heater is great for use in outdoor construction sites, agricultural buildings, industrial workspaces, and more. Easily portable to move from one site to the next. Thermostat included, 520 CFM blower, 11 hour full load run time, 10 gallon fuel capacity, 1k kerosene or diesel for fuel type, .95 per hour fuel consumption, push button igniter, cart included, easy to assemble snap-fit handles, 10 inch flat-free wheels with threaded axle and cap nut, auxiliary power source piggyback cord, on/off power switch with LED error light, durable commercial grade product. CSA approved; UL approved motor. 1 year limited warranty. 61.7lbs shipping weight. Dimensions 37.25\"L x 16.75\"W x 20.25\"H\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: GREAT Dyna Glo RMC-KFA170/210TDGD\n\nReview: I ordered from another seller om Amazon and got a heater colored black with the brand name Thermoheat. Made by the same company as this one with the exact same features, since both are made by the same company. It is a model that was originally sold by Sams Club and was a lot cheaper in price. When you turn it on it has a capacitor that must charge prior to automatically lighting. I first used it with kerosene and later with #1 diesel fuel. First time ran it for 2 hours in my barn while working on a tractor and since for general heating in the barn during very cold weather. Dual heat switch and all functions have worked fine. Down loaded a PDF manual that gives very good instructions for maintenance and where to order parts if needed. It also is quieter than another one (Remington) I used for years. I'm very happy with it and do recommend it. Would shop on price since you can find it very reasonable at times.","Product: Biography of Abraham Lincoln is republished here by Reader's Digest in an illustrated edition. The original life of Lincoln by author consisted of 6 separate volumes; this distillation was written by Sandburg . Loaded w/photos, drawings and maps.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Carl Sandburg's Abraham Lincoln: 3 Volume Set [Mass Market Paperback]\n\nReview: To me these wouldn't be a collectors set but some may feel differently. The are printed on the type paper that is used for modern novels. The printing on mine is dark and although smaller than most novels is very readable (I'm an older person and had no trouble reading them). They do have photo pictures as well . My purchase was listed as Good used in the box, still in the shrink wrap, 1975 edition. That means they were actually new with wear on the wrap only. So I was fortunate in receiving them in that condition at a very good price. The writing is excellent of course and I do recommend that, plus as books to read and pass on to siblings, or friends, they are fine. I have noticed these are offered by a number of sellers without cover or box pictures which may vary with the year published, but all are published by Del. This is probably not a great review but should give you a general idea of what to expect."],"string":"[\n \"Product: This is a slide rule version which measures inside and outside dimensions. It's simple to use with its easy to read scale. Also is very durable, made to have long tool life. Comes furnished in a pouch.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great 4 inch Caliper\\n\\nReview: I bought one of these 30 years ago and recently bought a back up in case of lose and the company list no longer made . Mine is brass and I want that since no rust and still easy to read . Can read both outside and inside measurements with very accurate easy reading . I have several calipers but for its' size you won't beat it . Measures from 1/32 to 4 inches or 1 mm to 100 . This tool is made in Germany and finely tooled. 30 years ago it was sold by the by fine tool salesmen to the best Automotive Tool Shops in the US. I bought my first one off a retiring salesmans truck. You won't find better up to 4 inches .\",\n \"Product: Back To Basics Apple And Potato Peeler\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great peeler and spiral slicer\\n\\nReview: These are sold under a number of names and different prices . The one I have has the clamp and the suction cup both but I don't really use the clamp . They work great and you can get replacement cutters if needed (I haven't needed one after three years though) . It spiral slices the apple, while while peeling and coreing it, or you can drop the blade to the side and peel only . Want spiral French Frys it will do it but you will have a core that has to be hand sliced or long sliced with another cutter . Beats paying $200 + for a hand cranked spiral French Fry slicer though . The only problem I have had is if the apple is too ripe and soft then the center prongs can twist out . I also have a small electric peeler for Apples, Potatoes, etc but it won't core or spiral slice so I then use this when I want to do that . I love this thing and for an old hard to please guy that's saying a lot .\",\n \"Product: WMB-18 Length: 18\\\" Features: -Designed for knives to stick rather than be placed in wooden knife block. -Prevents bacteria build-up. -Stainless steel and wood. Product Type: -Utensil Racks. Material: -Wood. Magnetic: -Yes. Color: -Brown. Dimensions: Length 18\\\" - Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -18\\\". Length 18\\\" - Overall Width - Side to Side: -1\\\". Length 18\\\" - Overall Depth - Front to Back: -1.88\\\". Length 18\\\" - Overall Product Weight: -1.4 lbs. Length 24\\\" - Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -24\\\". Length 24\\\" - Overall Width - Side to Side: -1\\\". Length 24\\\" - Overall Depth - Front to Back: -2\\\". Length 24\\\" - Overall Product Weight: -2.4 lbs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great wooden Magnetic Knife Holder\\n\\nReview: This is an Oak colored wooden holder . Anyone who got a metal one ordered or was shipped the wrong one . Two magnetic strips are very strong . It is slightly heavy but nice . I have a 14 inch magnetic holder which is metal with a plastic mounting bar and think the magnets on this one are stronger . Read some might worry about nicking the knife blade . I have never had that happen and believe anyone who did would have to try and stick a knife on cutting edge first or had a very poor quality knife . I wouldn't let small children climb on the counters where it's wall mounted since they could cut themselves . But I wouldn't do that anyway since they might fall off the counter and break an arm, leg, back, or neck . I would recommend this to any self responsible, observant person .\",\n \"Product: Progressive International is your source for the widest range of functional, inventive, and fun kitchen tools and great ideas put into practice. Our in-house designers spend hours in the kitchen coming up with ways to improve on a variety of traditional tasks and tools. Established in 1973, our commitment to quality and service allows us to offer a broad selection of quality kitchenware and other household products. This bright green apple machine mounts on your counter or tabletop and peels, cores, and slices apples in seconds. Its suction base is ideal for use on thicker, smooth countertops. This machine includes 1/8-inch and 1/4-inch slicing rods for different slicing thicknesses.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Does what it says and easy\\n\\nReview: Bought this and it peels cores, and slices apples and potatoes, You do have to slice the core on potatoes though, but a heck of a lot easier than hand peeling and slicing. I wouldn't try to slice a sweet potato , probably to hard, but believe it would peel them. It won't peel tomatoes, oranges, or other soft fruits/vegetables but it isn't designed to. (I have another peeler that does that but doesn't slice or core) I really like this one and it is built well. Suction base works as well as the edge screw mount. No complaints on this one. I should have said spiral slices apples, potatoes etc . Also has two interchangeable center rotating rods so you can cut two different thicknesses of slices. The coreing/sliceing blade can be moved aside if you don't want to core the apple, etc.\",\n \"Product: . Andersons Baking Professional Baking and Cooling Rack\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: GREAT Mrs. Anderson's Baking Round Cake Rack, 6-Inch\\n\\nReview: I bought two of these to use in the bottom of an Ogallala 2 1/2 Gallon Cream Can Supper Can (on Amazon) . Fit though the mouth easily and two over lapped cover the whole bottom . Keeps smaller pieces of food off the bottom. It only raises the food about 1/4 inch off the bottom but if you want you can use jar rings under them to raise food higher in the liquid . If you use the jar rings you can use only one on top of them . I have two of the cookers so do that if using both. It is stainless so I clean with Bar Keepers Friend (on Amazon) and dry well which keeps shiny and rust off. Great little racks that can be used many ways other than cakes .\",\n \"Product: This chef's knife is designed after the standard French chef's knife which has a curved edged. This 8.5\\\" knife is standard for home and professional kitchens.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent Knife But Over Priced\\n\\nReview: This is a decent knife Professional MBK-85 but way over priced . It is a stamped stainless steel, not forged, has a HRc-61, is thin bladed with a thin cutting edge, which means it will cut by slicing better than most western knives . The edge and thin blade has let Mac beat other knives in test for smooth cutting but really doesn't mean its better steel etc. Fit and finish is good . Mine out of the box was pretty sharp but after using stones on it was much better . Now I have a 210 mm Tojiro DP Chef knife with VG-10 core HRc-60 clad with softer stainless which cost about a third of the Mac price that came out of the box much sharper, holds an edge better, and will cut circles around it. Fit and finish on it is as good as the MAC . I also own a carbon steel, hand forged Tanaka Kurouchi 210mm Wa-Gyuto made from Blue #2 carbon steel that, while not as pretty, will hold an edge better and work circles around the MAC . I paid $60.00 less for it too . First before MAC Owners and supporters get upset, I paid $159.95 for mine just like you, but at the same time I'm trying to give an honest review . What I'm trying to share is while the MAC is a decent knife you can buy knives as good or better cheaper .\",\n \"Product: Progressive International is your source for the widest range of functional, inventive, and fun kitchen tools and great ideas put into practice. Our in-house designers spend hours in the kitchen coming up with ways to improve on a variety of traditional tasks and tools. Established in 1973, our commitment to quality and service allows us to offer a broad selection of quality kitchenware and other household products. This bright green apple machine mounts on your counter or tabletop and peels, cores, and slices apples in seconds. Its suction base is ideal for use on thicker, smooth countertops. This machine includes 1/8-inch and 1/4-inch slicing rods for different slicing thicknesses.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Does what it says and easy\\n\\nReview: Bought this and it peels cores, and slices apples and potatoes, You do have to slice the core on potatoes though, but a heck of a lot easier than hand peeling and slicing. I wouldn't try to slice a sweet potato , probably to hard, but believe it would peel them. It won't peel tomatoes, oranges, or other soft fruits/vegetables but it isn't designed to. (I have another peeler that does that but doesn't slice or core) I really like this one and it is built well. Suction base works as well as the edge screw mount. No complaints on this one. I should have said spiral slices apples, potatoes etc . Also has two interchangeable center rotating rods so you can cut two different thicknesses of slices. The coreing/sliceing blade can be moved aside if you don't want to core the apple, etc.\",\n \"Product: . Andersons Baking Professional Baking and Cooling Rack\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: GREAT Mrs. Anderson's Baking Round Cake Rack, 6-Inch\\n\\nReview: I bought two of these to use in the bottom of an Ogallala 2 1/2 Gallon Cream Can Supper Can (on Amazon) . Fit though the mouth easily and two over lapped cover the whole bottom . Keeps smaller pieces of food off the bottom. It only raises the food about 1/4 inch off the bottom but if you want you can use jar rings under them to raise food higher in the liquid . If you use the jar rings you can use only one on top of them . I have two of the cookers so do that if using both. It is stainless so I clean with Bar Keepers Friend (on Amazon) and dry well which keeps shiny and rust off. Great little racks that can be used many ways other than cakes .\",\n \"Product: This chef's knife is designed after the standard French chef's knife which has a curved edged. This 8.5\\\" knife is standard for home and professional kitchens.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent Knife But Over Priced\\n\\nReview: This is a decent knife Professional MBK-85 but way over priced . It is a stamped stainless steel, not forged, has a HRc-61, is thin bladed with a thin cutting edge, which means it will cut by slicing better than most western knives . The edge and thin blade has let Mac beat other knives in test for smooth cutting but really doesn't mean its better steel etc. Fit and finish is good . Mine out of the box was pretty sharp but after using stones on it was much better . Now I have a 210 mm Tojiro DP Chef knife with VG-10 core HRc-60 clad with softer stainless which cost about a third of the Mac price that came out of the box much sharper, holds an edge better, and will cut circles around it. Fit and finish on it is as good as the MAC . I also own a carbon steel, hand forged Tanaka Kurouchi 210mm Wa-Gyuto made from Blue #2 carbon steel that, while not as pretty, will hold an edge better and work circles around the MAC . I paid $60.00 less for it too . First before MAC Owners and supporters get upset, I paid $159.95 for mine just like you, but at the same time I'm trying to give an honest review . What I'm trying to share is while the MAC is a decent knife you can buy knives as good or better cheaper .\",\n \"Product: Chef's Choice 463 pronto manual asian/santoku sharpener is the fastest manual sharpener on the market. The 463 includes two stages, one for sharpening and a second for honing/polishing for a razor-sharp, arch- shaped edge that is strong and durable. 100-Percent diamond abrasives are used in both stages 1 and 2, and the diamond abrasive wheels will hold its shape indefinitely, (unlike ceramic wheels which lose shape over time). The criss-cross sharpening technology creates an extremely sharp edge with lots of bite the diamond abrasive wheels sharpen simultaneously into and out-of edge for a superior burr-free edge. Micron size diamond abrasives in stage 2 leave your knife with a super sharp polished edge. The precise bevel angle control sharpens to an ultra sharp asian-style 15-degree edge. The pronto is safe to use on straight edge and serrated santoku, and other double bevel asian style knives.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Pretty Good Sharpener, Butttttttttt\\n\\nReview: First I am a home kitchen cook who likes SHARP kitchen knives and have several . I bought this because of the 15 degree angle . The first two knives I sharpened were a Petty/Utility 6 inch and a 4 1/2 inch paring knife, Stainless Japanese made . The Petty Knife has a HRc 56,the paring knife HRc 61 . It took a lot more strokes to finish the HRc 61 but did a pretty good job on both, but I did a final touch up with 1 Micron Borium Carbide on a Basal Strop . One thing that did happen on both of those is there was a line of rubbing on both sides of the knives which I thought was from contact with the rubber on the sharpening slots . But under magnification I found they were very fine scratches . That I didn't like, almost rubbed the logo off the paring knife . So be warned that can happen . I then used a French made K-Sabatier 10 inch slicer, Hrc 56 which has a good patina . It did a good job on it and no scratches to the sides . So I liked it better . Then I used a Victorinox 10 1/2 inch Stainless Chef Knife, HRc 56-57, and it did well on it with no scratches . I could shave hair on the arm with that knife when done but not as smoothly as my Shapton Ceramic Stone work . I have 7 Japanese Western style Stainless Clad and clad Carbon chef knives I probably will not ever use in this since I don't want to have any scratches on the sides of them . Now honestly the scratches may have been due the the narrow height of the smaller blades and taller ones may not have that happen, even if thin blades, like the Victorinox and K-Sabatier knives I sharpened . One thing if you don't really let you knife become DULL the #2 honing slot is all you will need to use and it is a very fine Diamond grit that polishes pretty good . That will provide an edge that most home users will be happy with . I may try one of my thin Japanese Western Chefs knife in this and if I do will post the results . ADDENDUM: I did try one of my Japanese Chefs knives and it did Ok, but probably will stay with the stones for those. But a warning for Petty/utility/paring knives it will leave rub marks down the sides of those smaller blades (tried 3 different ones 4 and 6 inch and the same thing on all) . That bothers me so I won't ever use it for any more of those .\",\n \"Product: PLEASE NOTE! WE DO \\\"NOT\\\" SHIP TO HAWAII, ALASKA, CANADA, PUERTO RICO, THE VIRGIN ISLANDS, APO'S/FPO'S, ETC. - WE DO \\\"NOT\\\" SHIP TO PO BOXES!!! WE \\\"ONLY\\\" SHIP VIA UPS GROUND!!! The MEGAFORCE 3000 Series Electric Meat Grinder is the \\\"ONLY Electric Meat Grinder in the World\\\" that has a \\\"COWL AIR INDUCTION COOLING SYSTEM\\\" which can virtually \\\"Double the Life\\\" of your Meat Grinder!!! The main reason most electric meat grinders malfunction or become defective is because the motor overheats and quits working. The Megaforce 3000 Series \\\"Cowl Air Induction Cooling System is \\\"PATENT PENDING\\\" by The Mercantile Station.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: STX MEGAFORCE 3000 SERIES WITH \\\"PATENT PENDING - COWL AIR INDUCTION COOLING\\n\\nReview: This grinder does all or more than most people would want in a home grinder. It also does it fast and easy. I have this with and without the cowling and this one comes with the Beaner Plate which I like. Is the cowling needed ? Well common sense will tell anyone the more air that passes over an electric motor the cooler it runs, which can increase its longevity. The only other way I know for an electric motor to run cooler is to put it in a sealed vacuum and run it in a lighter than air gas. (although I haven't had a problem with the other one). I bought the Turboforce 3000 unit to replace a #8 supposedly heavy duty grinder (slooooow and heated up) to use with a Patty Stuffer, and was totally impressed with it, so bought this one too. Fit and finish on both models is outstanding, it grinds meat fast, runs quiet, and I think is one of the best buys today. I have a couple products made by Jim Sekos company and can tell you if you want an extra accessory, part, or assistance, a phone call and it's on its way. Unlike many companies they don't forget you after you pay, plus Jim is a friendly understanding person. I have no problem believing other reviews here and do highly recommend this product. I'm an older guy, a bit of a skeptic, and don't believe a lot of positive reviews on products, but do on this grinder after using it. The longer I use it the better I like it.\",\n \"Product: Authentic Sabatier Forged Knives. The whole knife is forged in a single mass of CARBON steel. The steel, Rockwell 54-56 HRC, is tempered, ground and polished crosswise to produce a high-quality tool, great cutting power, cutting hardness and balance. POM handles are manually set and mounted on the tang using three through rivets. From forging to packaging, we guarantee that all our operations are performed in the Thiers region in FRANCE by skilled workers to ensure a professional quality craft finish. A Carbon-Steel knife has exceptional cutting power, but it requires special maintenance. When using or washing your carbon-steel knife, wipe it dry with care to avoid the rust. NEVER put carbon-steel knives in the dishwasher. In use, the steel can change color. This is quite normal. Ideal for cutting, peeling and preparing meat and large fruit and vegetables. Great Balance lets you work on food in detail to achieve a professional result. Please note these knives are very unique, hard to come by, and not for everyone. They do require proper care. If not maintained correctly THEY WILL RUST.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sabatier 8 Inch Forged Carbon Steel Chef Knife Made in France by K Sabatier\\n\\nReview: First let me say the price of $55.00 was the best I found and these were shipped fast. (The name Sabatier is not protected by patent. Sabatier knives are made by a number of companies including China and really the 4 Star Elephant brand are the nearest in quality to these). I bought a set of 4-6-8-and 10 inch. These knives do have a slight curve to the edge so you can dice or slice with them. I liked these well enough to buy my daughter a set. These knives have a RC of 54-56 and while may be considered a soft steel it's also easier to sharpen, plus holds an edge pretty well. These are carbon steel (not stainless) and will develop a patina or will also rust If not hand washed and dried, then vegetable oil applied. Truthfully I believe any good knife should be hand washed, even stainless can rust and handles crack. I prefer carbon steel knives for kitchen work . Now I'm 69 years old and own 200 plus knives (stainless and carbon steel) for hunting and kitchen work (some hand and custom made), plus own a number of sharpening systems. Many stainless knives sold today are junk (cheap ones won't hold or take an edge) and good stainless knives will be harder to sharpen due to the alloys used. I'm not a novice when it comes to knives. I'm very satisfied with this brand of Sabatier, have found they do take a good edge and hold it well. I also have three 4 star Elephant Brand Sabatiers, two of steel forged in the 1930's (sold as historic knives) and one of new forged steel. The two historic older forged will match these in edge holding, but the modern one doesn't match them. I really didn't expect that and I know a lot of people like the Elephant Brand, so many will disagree. (Both brands in my view are better than the German Knives, yet generally cheaper in price) Fit and finish on these are good, did notice one had slight grind marks on the top edge, but not bad. Most wouldn't even notice it. But one of my Elephant Brand historic knives did too. That doesn't effect use though. The blades are thinner than some Chef Knives, they are lighter than many, well balanced, but for most of us in home kitchen use, these are great. Handles on the smaller knives are larger than most making them easy to use too. The only kitchen knives I have and rate better are 40+ year old Carbon Steel American made, Wear-Ever and some Clyde Knives. I don't believe anyone has ever matched those in quality, nor do they now. This review is just my opinion and some will disagree and that's OK and why we have many knife companies. Hope this review helps someone and I tried to be very honest.\",\n \"Product: Stainless Steel Tumbler with Straw- Hot and Cold Double Wall Drinking Mug- 16 oz.: This environmentally friendly drinking tumbler with included stainless steel straw is the perfect way to keep your beverages hot or cold on the go. It holds a generous 16 ounces of liquid and measures 7 inches tall (the straw is 8.5 inches tall). Just like a Yeti tumbler. It features a tight seal so that it won't leak. 100% BPA and lead free, dishwasher safe.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: GOOD ONE. I have been using a double walled ...\\n\\nReview: GOOD ONE. I have been using a double walled plastic tumbler with lid and straw, so will compare to that. This tumbler is way better. I drink milk with all meals and like it cold. This tumbler keeps it colder longer than anything I have ever used including stainless coffee cups with plastic lids. I put 3 small cubes of ice in a milk and three hours later it had hardly melted. Now that's on an August day at 86 degrees with no AC. A very LIGHT film of condensation did form on the outside of the tumbler but didn't run like my plastic tumbler does. Straw that comes with it is 8 inches long 1/4 inch inside, so you could drink shakes etc. A larger straw would not fit and be useful with the lid on though, since you couldn't move it to the side of the tumbler to get those last drops. The inside of the lid is plastic but the label say no BPA or Lead. Although it says Dishwasher safe it also warns you not to use high temp water. I suspect if you do that, the bottom of the tumbler which is pressed and sealed on would come off. Why ? The air between the walls would expand under heat and blow it loose. I hand wash mine. I normally don't give Made In China products high marks since they don't earn it, but this is an exception.\",\n \"Product: The Paderno World Cuisine orange peeler is designed with a blade that has slight, concave, serrated cutting indentations which quickly and efficiently separate flesh or score strips from oranges or lemons. The peeler comes with a clamp to secure the unit to the work surface\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works with several adjustments\\n\\nReview: First this item can be purchased much cheaper it's sold under several names to other countries. Mine came with no user instructions. So here is the way to get it to work. The rod that slides in to lock the orange in place, has a screw in it that was locked too tight. This will cause the whole rod to turn and the orange will rip out. The rod has a groove in it so the screw can be loosened which will allow the pronged head to swivel or turn on the rod. I used lock tight on the screw, after adjusting, so the screw would not back out with use (it might not do that anyway but). Then move the cutting blade out by loosening the lock nut slideing it out and retightening so it can cut the skin, also use the screw located near the bottom of the blade arm to help fine tune the blade cutting depth. Once I did those things it peeled the oranges with very little white inner skin left on them and they didn't rip out of the prongs. It actually can work very well on oranges, lemons, potatoes, apples, etc. I have an electric peeler that will peel oranges and lemons but it leaves a lot of white inner skin on and I can't adjust the cutting depth to prevent this so this machine has a place for me to use it. I can fully understand someone getting upset if it wasn't adjusted correctly and no instructions. The one I bought was intended for a South American country and had no istructions. Made me realize how Americans expect detailed instructions, but apparently people in most countries don't.\",\n \"Product: This 8.75 inch cheese slicer has a serrated blade as well for cutting. Made of stainless steel with Beech wood handle. Made in Norway.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheese Slicer Serrated Edge by Bjorklund\\n\\nReview: Well after using a while I raisedit to 5 stars. Beats all my other cheese planes. Buy it you will like it. This one has serrated edges on each side which are not sharp at all. The Planer Blade is also serrated which means you have ruffled slices of cheese, it's not really sharp. The metal is very thin and can be flexed by hand really easily, (comparing to a Spar which is not thin). I wonder if it is going to bend easily if stored with other items ? I will give it credit on slicing cheese such as Round Long Horn, Round Cheddar, and cheeses of that texture. I do like the way it slices those, very smooth easy motion, nice thin slices. So I've given it four stars, raised to 5 stars later. I can admitte when I'm wrong.\",\n \"Product: The Ultimate Dreams 3\\\" Gel Memory Foam Topper is a great way to add the comfort of memory foam to your current mattress. Memory foam will create a custom mold to your body allowing for optimum support and comfort. Our gel memory foam is gel bead infused to help you enjoy the feel of memory foam without the extra warmth associated with the memory foam. The gel beds will disperse your body heat throughout the topper. Gel memory foam will sleep 33% cooler than your standard memory foam. Our gel memory foam topper uses a 4 LB memory foam. Our topper comes without a fabric cover. You can put this topper on your current mattress right underneath your sheets. Gel Memory foam is the newest technology in the mattress industry. It will give your current mattress some new life!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works Great for me--Not too Soft\\n\\nReview: I have always slept on a firm mattress since a soft one left me with back aches etc. Five years ago I had throat cancer which left me with a Stoma. It also left me with a stiffer neck and upper shoulders . Sleeping on my side, as I do, caused my shoulder and neck to begin aching to the point it would wake me up about every hour. So I bought this, thinking it probably was a mistake, but worth a try. Well it worked. While this is soft, it recovers its' shape fairly quickly, and at the same time after forming to my body, has a firm feel. It doesn't \\\"Bottom Out\\\" but provides support as it forms to me (I weigh 220 lbs). I don't wake up ever hour with the shoulder neck ache, have had no back pain, nor muscle pain. For me it is a DREAM FOAM. Haaa I sleep in a twin bed that the foot and head both can be raised electronically, plus has massage settings. Now I expected to be able to raise the foot or head of the bed but thought the massage settings would be a thing of the past. Not so though, and truthfully it still works fine . It also fits my old mattress just right. Most reviewers mention how soft it is, but it still provides support with out you going to the bottom. I was very surprised and am very pleased with it. My 70 year old body really appreciates it. Haaaa\",\n \"Product: Compatible with the following models: Nikon EN-EL3e Nikon MH-18 MH-18a Nikon D100 Nikon D100SLR Nikon D200 Nikon D300 Nikon D300S Nikon D50 Nikon D50S Nikon D70 Nikon D70S Nikon D700 Nikon D80 Nikon D90\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Can't find anything wrong\\n\\nReview: First I wondered what was wrong after reading some of the reviews ? Well it doesn't weigh a lot but shouldn't since there are not many electronic components in a DC Charger . Bought two of these for this price couldn't beat it . If I find a fault it is a lack of instructions . If you push on the rounded portion of the top half it slides up and can be lifted off . That exposes two metal contacts on the bottom half, which are spaced a little different than the top half contacts , but sill have the plastic locking tabs which would accept a battery different than my D80 camera battery . The AC prongs fold in or out for use and no cord, which I really like . I have only charged two older batteries and three new ones . According to some their chargers only charged half full, but mine charged full charge on all 5 batteries . I know since I checked them with a Digital DC Volt Meter after a cooling period, not just the camera, and the voltages matched my Nikkon charger . I have in the past with my Nikkon charger had batteries run down in use too fast but found they were not taking and holding a full charge when tested with a digital volt meter sooooo . Plug it in and the LED is red, after approx 2 hours charging it goes green at full charge . Also read one smoked and almost started a fire . Mine do not feel warm after use . I once worked as a commercial electrician and currently live in a rural area . Power coming in on the old lines flucuates terrible and can cause heat problems and burn out in motors and electronic gear . I use step up step down transformers and no small extension cords to help prevent that . Haven't tried the car charging but see no reason that shouldn't work well . I don't know how well they will hold up but at the price I could buy replacements easily and much cheaper than the Nikkon one. Hope this helps, a little long winded but that's me .\",\n \"Product: Hi! Welcome to NY Fashionwear! You are looking at 'Fashion Clear Slim Lens Thin Rim Eye Glasses 482CL'. <Size> Frame Width: 6 inches Frame Height: 1 7/8 inches They are neither for sunwear nor for prescription. They are very popular as in fashion statement. They make great gifts or, resale for profit.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Retro Vintage Style Metal Aviator Clear Lens Glasses 482CL\\n\\nReview: I ordered two of these with Gold Frame and am very pleased. Frames are much much better than I expected, in fact the glasses are really high quality for the price. I have some sun glasses, I paid more for, that I wish had frames this good. Fit me well, lenses are crystal clear too, and large aviator type. Just what I needed to ride my scooter on the highway when sun glasses aren't needed or I use my dark drop down helmet visor. Many people are saying good cheap glasses, well they should order some of the Sun Glasses that cost more, that have plastic frames, and see they aren't nearly as high quality. I would recommend these to anyone who needs a good clear lens set of glasses.\",\n \"Product: The Volcano 3 Collapsible Propane Grill is the most versatile and efficient grill on the market today. From the backyard to the great outdoors, or even your survival and emergency preparedness, this 3-fuel grill and stove allows you to cook whatever you want, whenever you want. Our most popular model for a reason, this Volcano has 3-fuel capability, which sets it apart from all other outdoor cooking options. This unit combines the greatest variety of cooking options with easy portability. This Volcano collapses down to 5 and is easily transported in the included storage bag. This model can be used with Charcoal, Propane or Wood and is highly efficient. Switch between propane, charcoal, or wood in just seconds! Grill a quick burger with the propane, then light up firewood to roast your marshmallows at the end of the day. The Volcano is the last outdoor grill/stove you will ever need!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Price and Grill\\n\\nReview: The picture shown is not the SR. The Sr has an outside case with short legs cast in it, you can buy longer Snap On legs if needed. The Sr has 3 hand adjustable bolts in the top section which allow you to use smaller or larger Dutch ovens without using the grill or heat defuser plate. You can set a Dutch oven closer or further away from the heat and plus the body is acting as a wind screen on the bottom of the Dutch oven since it is hanging partly inside. The collapsible one doesn't allow this. If I want to use the top grill I still can. I like that a lot better. I have used the Volcano Original (SR) for several years and bought one with the propane set up. Why ? Just because. Haaa. $145.00 is a great price. You can't fold the Sr up but unless you really move it a lot doesn't matter and doesn't take much room, plus you can put all the propane kit parts inside it. Both of mine are originals (built sturdy) and I can use some other things I have with them, like the wind screen, dutch oven stacking ring, and couldn't with a collapsible one. Just my take.\",\n \"Product: After trying many versions, MOJO Outdoors&trade; has developed the most effective predator decoy on the market. The MOJO Critter predator decoy is light-weight, portable, simple and affordable. It has highly visible and tantalizing action using realistic prey-type fur that immediately attracts and holds predators' attention. Intermittent, cyclic action for added realism. It calls 'em in and diverts their attention away from you. The MOJO Critter is proven to work on all predators and will greatly improve your success.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Mojo Outdoors Critter Decoy Works Great\\n\\nReview: First let me describe what I got. The spring that the fur strips are attached to is mounted in plastic with a magnetic base inside. It doesn't have the thumb screw as shown. But it just detached when pulled up. which to me is better. If I wanted to try other attractor strips I would order an extra spring or two with magnetic base (they are cheap parts you can order) or you could cut the zip ties that hold the strips on and replace them with a different type of your own design. all the parts,such as body, battery pack, stake spike, etc. can be ordered and none are expensive. The body is plastic but pretty heavy duty, (I'm comparing to two other electronic decoys I have. One of which cost about $100.00 but does have a remote control and light for night use.), everything on the Mojo Critter is a good quality. Everything is easy to install and use, it's quiet, has that intermittent action with enough motion to really cause the coyotes, fox, and cats to lock on it too. The battery compartment door fits tight and I did have to use the edge of my pocket knife to get it to slide open. But I'd rather have that than one so loose it falls off in the field. The battery box fits snug, and look at it before removing. There is a pad inside the case that protects the electronic board, from the contact snap on wires, on the battery pack. So I make sure when I put the battery pack case in so those sit against that pad. When you put the battery pack in slide the bottom in first and if aligned correctly it goes in easy with a little room left away from the electronic circuits . You don't have to unsnap the battery wires from the case to put batteries in and I like that, (have broken wires on other devices doing that) . I also have the extension Pole made for this and use it to store the metal spike inside it when carrying it and use the spike that comes with it without the extension too. That extension pole is metal and the spike can be driven in hard ground, then the extension pole removed and the Critter body screwed on (that can be handy) and if I do need the extension for tall grass, etc., I have it. I've hunted Coyotes etc. since the late 70s and I don't care if you are a beginner or a seasoned hunter, this thing works well. I think it's one of the best dollar buys out there . People talk about a carry bag, I just put mine in a nylon cammo bag and assemble it when setting up and its not hard to do. I got a little long winded here but I'm 70 years old and hope this helps someone. There is a lot of pure junk out there today but not this.\\nAddendum: It is possible to turn the switch on while carrying in the bag and run down the batteries. So what I do is leave the battery door loose under the cover, leave one battery out. Then before I set up I put the battery back in the pack.\",\n \"Product: FOX 40 ELECTRONIC WHISTLE 3-TONE 125 dB 9 volt battery\\nLoud, consistent sound every time!\\nHand operation offers improved hygiene. \\nThree distinctive tones helps players differentiate between coaches and officials during multi-field sporting events and team practices. \\nIdeal for coaches, teachers, ball games and boating. It can be used in all temperatures and environments. \\nWhistle sound can be aimed in specific direction - away from user.\\n\\nDesign: 9-volt battery; 3 three tone function - tone 1 / tone 2 / tone 3 with off switch.\\nSound Power: exceeds 125 dB\\nSize- 5 long X 1 wide\\n\\nComes with detachable wrist loop lanyard and 9 volt battery\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: More than just a game whistle\\n\\nReview: I bought this to train some Jack-A-Bee puppies I have. Why?? Because I am mute due to my vocal cords being removed as the result of cancer. (Can't blow a whistle, even a match or candle out since I no longer breath through my nose or mouth) Prior to that it was very easy for me to train dogs, now I can and do use a series of hand claps for commands but if the dogs are a long distance away they can't hear that soooooo. This thing is loud, has one high pitched tone (pretty loud) , one whistle like chatter tone, and one LOUD High Pitched tone. Using those I can set a series of commands for Come, Stay, sit, down, etc. I explained the above just in case there is someone else that could use it that way. Now the actual whistle review: It comes with no instructions so here goes. The 9 volt battery comes sealed in a very clear plastic film that I at first missed, So it didn't work until that was removed. Haaa The battery door has a slide switch marked with an arrow for locking, pull it down to unlock the door, then lift the end the switch is on first, then slide it up and forward to release the bottom door tangs. It then comes off. Inside the battery contact points are marked + and -, make sure the battery terminals match those when inserting, and insert the bottom of the battery in the compartment first then the top. Then the bottom door tabs are inserted first, top then can be dropped flush and the door lock switch pushed up into the locking position. The on off and tone select switch is located on the side. All the way to the front is off, one click down loud solid tone, second click is the chatter or whistle sound third click down one LOUD Solid tone. I don't know how long it will last but the price and out of the box performance has impressed me enough to order a backup. Also at 70 years old it's fun learning a new skill. Haaa Hope this review helps someone.\\nADDENDUM: This thing is loud enough my dogs hear it 1/4 mile away (in the country) and respond,(working very well). The battery is holding up well . I have left the switch on three times for 24 hours and it's still good. ((Probably does draw a little power when left on though, so wouldn't do that). Only negative is the battery door switch has dropped down which will allow the door to come off. So I closed the switch and put a piece of Scotch Tape over it and no more problem. It works well enough that I ordered another one in case this one quits, and they no longer make them.\",\n \"Product: Responding to many requests, mojo introduces a handy and user friendly extension pole for It's wildly popular Predator decoy, the mojo critter. Use when needed To get decoy top above vegetation. A two-piece unit consisting of a square stake into which a 9\\\" Ground Spike is screwed to make a 18\\\" Extension. The square peg portion of the decoy body Fits into the square stake. When not in use, The spike is stored conveniently inside the stake making it easily carried in your pocket. A must for every Predator Hunter who uses the mojo critter. Specifications: - use when needed To get decoy top above vegetation - a must for every Predator Hunter who uses the mojo critter\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is great and well made\\n\\nReview: If you need extra height, on the Mojo Critter Decoy, this is the way to go. First the stake body is heavy metal, you store the, screw in, heavy duty spike inside it, and I use the same spike when not using extension body. Makes it handy to carry the spike and I always have the extra height if I should need it. You can use the metal extension body with the spike in it and drive the spike in hard ground (keep from messing the spike threads up). Then unscrew the extension body and screw on the Critter Decoy Body. Spike is also a little taller than the one that comes with the decoy. Only thing is the cap that presses into the extension top when storing the spike is tight and I have had to use a flat point screw driver or pocket knife edge to start lifting it out. But I could CAREFULLY sand the edges of the plastic cap down if I wanted too. But I would rather have it tight than too loose. I'm really pleased with this and got more than I expected. I highly recommend this accessory.\",\n \"Product: A historical account on the life of the Zulu king Shaka.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Abbreviated Version of the Original Movie\\n\\nReview: This disk has 300 minutes of run time while the original I have has 500 minutes of run time. That means 3 hrs 33 minutes of movie are left out of this dvd version. (THAT'S A LOT OF MOVIE) Not only that but the missing parts are the very parts of the story line that made it a great movie . Another thing that should clue you to the real value of this version is Henry Cele who portrays SHAKA isn't mentioned in credits at all . Without Celes' performance it would have been a movie with no class at all . Buyers should be aware it is an abbreviated version of the original movie and not even close to the original story line.\",\n \"Product: Acme Sponge and Chamois is a natural product tanned with 100 percent fish oil from the finest select sheepskin for unsurpassed performance.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Acme D60T 3.5 sq. ft. Leather Chamois\\n\\nReview: Now this is a real sheep skin chamois, it is made in Turkey where today's best chamois come from, for ACME Chamois and Sponge, in Fla. First I washed it with mild hand soap, and rinsed it to get rid of the excess oil and hide lint. I did get quite a bit of excess oil but not much lint. I then used it on my new car. It is thick enough to pick up a great deal of water, didn't have thin spots, doesn't streak, leave lint, or leave water behind. The surface is buffed well and it is soft. After finishing I washed it, and hung it to dry. I always try to stretch a chamois while it is drying since that stretches the fibers, helps the oils to spread and it will dry soft. It came out perfectly soft when dry. This is sheep skin. I've used natural sheep skin chamois since a teenager and am now 69 years old. I can highly recommend this chamois, unlike another brand I bought, which pure junk and made in china.\",\n \"Product: Considering the ease and gentleness this product, the Safe Scrub can be used daily to youre your vehicle completely free of bugs and tar that adhere to the surface and eventually eat into the paint.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Safe Scrub Bug & Tar Pad GoodProduct\\n\\nReview: I used one to remove bugs from the the front of my car and side mirrors (lot of little black ones). Used soapy water only and it made getting them off easy. But always soak these in soapy water and use soapy water without a lot of pressure. Didn't scratch the paint and didn't seem to remove the wax/sealer. When dry they remind me of the foam material used for floral wreaths etc. After soaking in soapy water they do soften some though. Nice part was I could clean the pad with a water nozzle and removed all the bugs from it. Looked like new when it dried. Also used one to scrub some pans with stuck on food and it worked very well for that. I read a review on another site and a guy said he used one to shower. Haa I can see that if you had a lot of ground in dirt, grease, oil etc. Haven't used them for tar yet but suspect on fresh spots, specks they will remove them. Can say for sure good bug remover and stuck on food. Well worth the cost. Addendum: Well now I have used them to remove tar spots with just soap. They will remove most specks or spots, but the fresher the easier. If the tar has hardened much tougher to remove but still worth the price . If they only removed bugs they would be worth it, Tar removal is a bonus.\",\n \"Product: The Detailer's Choice 10X02400 Leather Chamois holds a substantial amount of water and covers a large surface area, making it possible to dry an entire vehicle with just one cloth. The chamois dries streak-free and spotless. The genuine leather french cut chamois is made of 100% cod oil tanned sheepskin. Before initial use, the chamois must be washed to reduce lint and ensure long lasting usage. Gently wash the genuine leather chamois in warm water and mild soap. Rinse thoroughly. Squeeze out excess water but leave slightly wet. When in use, the absorbent chamois will become saturated with water. Squeeze out excess water and continue drying. With over 50 years of experience in supplying a full line of cleaning solutions, The Detailers Choice and Clean-Rite brands of accessories leads the way with quality and innovative products that help consumers more quickly and effectively complete their home and car care projects. An extensive product assortment with a wide variety of features give the consumer several application options and provides solutions to make the cleaning experience effortless and comfortable.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Detailer's Choice 10X02200 Genuine Leather Chamois, 2 Sq Ft-1 each\\n\\nReview: Would I buy it again ? No. Watch removing the package staples since you could rip it very easy. It's plenty thick. So much so I doubt it's Sheep Skin (but they never say it is), unless it an OLD RAM. Suspect it's Pig, Goat, or Horse hide. These are made in China. It's buffed pretty well except for one 1/4 inch hole and two spots about the size of a half dollar that are hard as rawhide, (not buffed). Now those will scratch clear coat paint. The nice part is those spots are on the same edge as the tear, so when I cut about 3 inches off that side that will get rid of all three. This and the 5 foot one I bought had one thing in common. When I laid them on a dark bed spread they left enough Hide Lint that I had to vacuum the spread off. Haaaa Now the company doesn't tell you but you should wash a chamois with mild soap and then rinse it to remove excess tanning oil and hide lint. I've used real chamois since I was a teenager and am 69 now. Never have I seen chamois produce so much hide lint when washed and rinsed. After three rinses both still produced a lot of hide lint, which will be left behind when drying, (so don't plan on waxing). This one was small enough I even rinsed it under running water for the fourth rinse. Then wrung it out and used on a bathroom mirror. It still left hide lint and water streaks behind. So it will probably be used on hard non-painted plastic or on wheel rims only. If it picks up brake dust or tar, no great loss. As this chamois dried I stretched it to keep it soft but it really won't stretch, even wet. For years I wore goat skin glove training horses and goat skin will stretch when wet, just like sheep skin. Goat skin also dries hard like sheep skin chamois. Because this chamois doesn't do either and is so thick I believe it probably is made from pig skin (sure acts like pig skin). I would recommend the ACME Tanners Choice chamois which are sheep skin, made in Turkey and are some of the best in the world. Have three of those and happy with all of them, sold on Amazon also. No I'm not with that company, nor a paid reviewer, just an honest one. I hope this review will prevent anyone from making the same mistake I did buying these products. Yes, I could return it but it's not worth the trouble.\",\n \"Product: The Detailer's Choice 10X02400 Leather Chamois holds a substantial amount of water and covers a large surface area, making it possible to dry an entire vehicle with just one cloth. The chamois dries streak-free and spotless. The genuine leather french cut chamois is made of 100% cod oil tanned sheepskin. Before initial use, the chamois must be washed to reduce lint and ensure long lasting usage. Gently wash the genuine leather chamois in warm water and mild soap. Rinse thoroughly. Squeeze out excess water but leave slightly wet. When in use, the absorbent chamois will become saturated with water. Squeeze out excess water and continue drying. With over 50 years of experience in supplying a full line of cleaning solutions, The Detailers Choice and Clean-Rite brands of accessories leads the way with quality and innovative products that help consumers more quickly and effectively complete their home and car care projects. An extensive product assortment with a wide variety of features give the consumer several application options and provides solutions to make the cleaning experience effortless and comfortable.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Detailer's Choice 10X02500 Genuine Leather Chamois, 5 Sq Ft-1 each\\n\\nReview: Would I buy this again NO. Here's why . I missed it but no where do they say these are Sheep skin. I may be wrong but suspect this one I got is domestic goat skin. A smaller one I bought I have no doubt is Pig Skin. Since they are made in China this has made me really compare and check them closely, since most Chinese products are inferior quality. First the package has 4 LARGE STAPLES that go through the skin Every layer) and if you don't open these CAREFULLY you will tear it, since they double back on themselves. Some reviewers report holes developing when used and I can believe that. Second no where does this company say it is lamb or sheep skin, which leads me to believe it probably is pig or domestic goat skin, or horse hide. Is it going to scratch my new cars paint or hold up long? Good question. I also bought the 2 foot one and have no doubt it's not sheep or lambs skin. I'll review it later and probably will never use it on my car paint since I fear it will scratch the new Clear Coat paint. The 5 foot one is thin enough and buffed fairly well, so its soft. But I have the ACME Brand made in Turkey also (same sizes) and those have instructions to wash with a mild soap to remove excess cod oil before using, (that's normal) and when you do you will see the excess oil. (I use mild bar hand soap) These Detailer's Choice ones don't tell you that and if you compare them you can see a difference in the amount of oil used when looking at them unwashed. (AS an aside the Chinese made chamois have had import restrictions place on them in Europe due to the inferior quality, deceptive advertising, etc. But not those from Turkey) Both of the Detailer's Choice leather skins are cut nice and rectangular, which shows they come from a large skin. Now I don't often write negative reviews but check what I'm saying by researching on the net . If I had done that first I would never have bought these. Yes I could return them but after deducting the return fee and shipping it isn't worth it. I think of this mistake as a lesson learned and would not recommend these nor buy them again. Other negative reviews are probably right on the mark.\\n ADDENDUM: After writing this review while showing these to my wife I laid them on a dark bedspread. MISTAKE; since they left a ton of hide lint behind on it, (had to vacuum). So I washed them with hand soap and water in a sink and couldn't believe the amount of hide lint in the water. Washed them twice then rinsed them three times and was still getting a large amount of hide lint coming off. My wife saw that and said,\\\"No way are you using those on my car.\\\" Haaa So my next step is to hang them out side after drying and use a water hose to try and stop the lint problem. I'm 69 years old and have used both synthetic and natural Chamois for years and have never seen anything to match this. With that much lint coming off no way to wax after use. Another negative reviewer rated them as a POS and believe he has that right. Never would buy again nor recommend to anyone. Hope this helps someone not to make a mistake.\",\n \"Product: Detailer's Choice 9-953 Genuine Leather Chamois Pad - 1-Each holds a substantial amount of water and covers a large surface area, making it possible to dry an entire vehicle with just one cloth. The chamois dries streak-free and spotless. The genuine leather French cut chamois is made of 100-Percent cod oil tanned sheepskin. Before initial use, the chamois must be washed to reduce lint and ensure long lasting usage. After using, was Chamois Pad in warm water with a mild detergent. Rinse thoroughly. Squeeze out excess water. Air Dry. Do not use Chamois Pad with grease, oil, or other chemicals or cleaning agents. Detailer's Choice spot free dryers include traditional cod oil tanned chamois, genuine leather and synthetic material dryers. Varieties of sizes are offered to meet individual needs.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Detailers Choice 9-953 Genuine Leather Chamois Pad-1 each\\n\\nReview: Note: This company doesn't say anywhere that its' chamois products are sheep skin. I didn't notice that when I bought them. What do you use it for? Well, the best I can see is wiping moisture off the inside of an auto window in cool weather. If you rinse it and try to dry or wipe a mirror down it leaves water streaks and also hide lint. I also used it to wipe off a lighted 3.5 inch magnifying glass, and it left a lot of Yellow hide lint behind and you could see it from 5 feet away. I might use it to wipe down a hard plastic surface as long as it doesn't matter about water streaks or lint staying behind. The lint remained after I had washed it with mild soap and rinsed it three times too. Even rinsed under running water. You don't want to use it on auto paint if you are going to wax since the lint and water streaks will remain there. Now if not waxing they eventually probably will come off eventually. One thing I will give it. It doesn't produce as much hide lint as the Detailers Choice 5 foot chamois, it's terrible about that. But this still leaves a lot. I also have doubt about the product being sheep skin, it may be some kind of leather, pig, horse, goat ? But they never say it's sheep skin, sooo. I do know they have some restrictions in Europe which deals with inferior quality chamois and implied quality. If I used it to dry fogged car windows, not sure where I would put it while wet. Not in a plastic bag to mildew. Anyway for me I'm better off using micro-cloth towels to wipe and dry . I wouldn't buy this again.\",\n \"Product: Tanner's Select chamois are the finest genuine chamois produced in the world. Made from the finest select sheepskin, your genuine chamois is a natural leather product tanned with 100% fish oil and finished by expert craftsmen using traditional methods established over 100 years ago. All Tanner's Select products reflect the highest quality and performance. Chamois is used by the most demanding car enthusiasts and detailers to maintain a dazzling, spotless finish on any vehicle. It is also ideal for cleaning mirrors, glass, lenses, and can be used dry for dusting fine furniture, television screens and shining jewelry, silver and golf clubs. Tanner's Select chamois is super absorbent, scratch free and the best way to dry, polish and protect your car. Its natural qualities for attracting water, dirt, and dust particles are unsurpassed.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tanner's Select Premium New Zealand Sheepskin Chamois (5.5 Sq. Ft.)\\n\\nReview: This is a good Chamois, better quality than most. I washed it with mild soap and got very little excess oil out of it and no hide lint. It's thicker than a 5 foot one Walmart sells made in turkey with the ACME name. The other one didn't have the red car pic and didn't say premium. While it's a good one this is much better and will last longer. The inside (flesh side) of the hide was buffed a little better than the hair side and is softer. This one should last a long time since it's pretty thick. Some of the best Chamois are made in Turkey and are probably made from New Zealand sheep skin. After all New Zealand has 20 million sheep and 3 million people sooooo. Haaa I would recommend this one, but what ever you do don't buy the Detailers Choice ones made in China. they have an excess of oil, hide lint you probably will never get out , but will leave a lot on what ever you use them on. Plus the company never says they are sheep skin of any kind and I really believe of the two I bought one is pig skin, the other goat or horse. The Tanners Select ones with the red car logo and ACME Chamois and Sponge name say Premium Sheep Skin and I would highly recommend them.\",\n \"Product: This advanced blend of high-grade Brazilian carnauba wax and advanced polymers delivers a deep, dazzling shine and a length of paint protection that was once exclusive to synthetic paint sealants. Pinnacle Liquid Souvern Car Wax provides excellent UV protection and has a melting point that far exceeds that of a typical carnauba car wax. The crystalline polymers were also formulated to provide a tough barrier against road salt, bugs, tar, bird droppings and other airborne contaminants. Pinnacle Liquid Souvern Car Wax was formulated to be exceptionally easy to apply and remove, even in humid climates. Liquid Souvern Car Wax wont stain plastic trim and it wont dust or flake when you wipe it off. Liquid Souvern Car Wax can be applied by hand or with a machine. Pinnacle Liquid Souvern Car Wax is a pure wax and doesnt contain any cleaners or abrasives. Multiple coats deepen the glossy, wet, 3-Dimensional look. If you choose to apply a 2nd or 3rd coat, wait 24 hours in between applications. Also, wait a day to wash after waxing. 16 fl oz\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Pinnacle Liquid Souveran Wax 16oz\\n\\nReview: This stuff is outstanding. I put it on a new 2013 Kia Optima (Titanium Silver color) that had the paint sealed by the dealer with another brand. While it looked good I decided to see if this would make it better by putting this over the paint sealer. I put one coat on buffed off waited two days and applied another. Talk about a deep wet gloss shine, it did it. If it lasts as long as the web site says that will be another plus. It went on very easy (thin coat) didn't leave white residual anywhere, and buffed off very easy with a microfiber towel. As a matter of fact the towels didn't show white residual. Both coats were applied at approx 50 degrees, under a car port in the shade. A little goes a long way too. I don't know if this is the new formula but even the old formula had crystalline polymers in it. The price of $19.99 is great too (maybe a holiday price), enough so I bought another bottle. My wife drove the car shopping a couple days after I did it and said when she came out, (after dark), she could spot the car since it glittered and flashed under the lights like a diamond. Haaa I would recommend this to anyone looking for an easy on and off wax that puts on a deep wet gloss look, and shine.\",\n \"Product: Wolfgang Vinyl & Rubber Protectant is a water-based conditioner that penetrates beyond the surface to help maintain pliability and integrity of the covering. Wolfgang is pH balanced and provides a natural, rich, smooth finish that lasts. Wolfgang Vinyl & Rubber Protectant also contains sunscreens to block out powerful UV rays.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wolfgang Vinyl & Rubber Protectant 16 oz. works well\\n\\nReview: This is made for car interiors (they make another for exterior use). It doesn't contain petroleum distillates so it's not greasy and doesn't attract dirt and lint like those do . It also seems to last longer than those that do. It dries a satin finish, or if you want a matte finish just buff it while still wet. You don't really see any change in colors but if you put some on an area and leave the rest untreated you do see the slight satin finish . Since it's not oily and dries clear, it doesn't make things SLICK. I keeps the dash, door trim, etc. looking new and natural, not greasy and shiny, and I like that. Easy to put on too, just spray on a foam applicator and apply. Over the past 50 years I've used a lot of different products but this one does exactly what I like. I would recommend it.\",\n \"Product: As with all of the Cobra towels, The Supreme Guzzler has over 220,000 micro fine fibers per square inch. Each fiber is 100 times smaller than a human hair! These tiny details make the towel extremely soft and gentle on any surface. The fabric will not scratch, even after numerous washings. Plus, this towel has a thick waffle weave to increase it surface area and therefore its capacity for moisture. You can dry most compact cars without ringing out the towel once!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 3 Pack Cobra Microfiber Waffle Weave Satin Edge Drying Towel 20 x 40 by Cobra\\n\\nReview: I generally use natural or one brand of synthetic chamois to dry my cars/trucks, but decided to try these. First use was on a day with the temp 46-48 degrees, under a car port, lots of water on the Kia Optima and the wife helping dry too. We each had a towel and I really wasn't expecting to be impressed since I also have several Cobra Microfiber towels of various sizes which I use after drying with a chamois, (getting into cracks and crevices but they don't dry like these). On the roof, hood, and top of the trunk these picked up the water like a chamois, but I kind of expected that. What impressed me is using them on the sides of the vehicle. Didn't matter if they were laid out flat or folded (which I ended up using the most), they quickly wicked the water away like a natural chamois and left no water streaks. I could also get into the cracks and crevices easily. Not once did we wring out the towels until the car was dry. Although the towels felt wet, when my wife tried to wring hers out she only got a few drops out of it. (I got less than her out of mine. Haaa) I had also bought a Major Brand Name Microfiber drying towel at a large auto chain store . It worked about like a terry cloth one, minus the lint, and I wasn't impressed at all. I highly recommend these. I'm 70 years old and have always tried to avoid or at least make hard work the easiest on myself as possible. Haaa Hope this review helps someone else do that.\\nADDENDUM: I looked for larger and perhaps cheaper Waffle Weave towels and noticed that many other brands were snagging while drying . Not once have I had that happen with these and the more I use them the more I like them. I even bought another set (still in the package) just in case they stop making them. Well worth the cost and saves time drying the car or truck.\\nWhen you dry these don't use fabric softener, and dry on low heat. Like all microfiber towels to do that will ruin them and they won't work anymore. There is even a soap made especially for good microfiber towels that makes them stay like new. I love these things, having used them several times now..\",\n \"Product: Quickly cleans, polishes and protects - a complete detailer in a can Cleans and polishes all plastics, chrome, aluminum, and painted surfaces without water Leaves a clean, streak-free finish with one application Contains anti-static ingredients to repel dust and dirt Protects finished surfaces from harmful UV rays Leaves a long-lasting high gloss finish Contains Carnuba waz Low VOC formula meets or exceeds current CARB and OTC standards.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: (THE BEST) Genuine Honda Spray Cleaner & Polish 12 oz.\\n\\nReview: This is really GREAT STUFF !!! First this is not a heavy duty cleaner, you should first take off thick, heavy grime, etc. then use this. It will clean light dirt, finger prints, water spots, bugs, tar spots, and leave a bright new look to plastic or acrylic (rough or smooth) . I first used it on a black plastic rough textured food dehydrator, just wiped on and off, and it made the thing look like new, even in the low areas of the finish . I used it on the dish washer door, microwave, all black plastic and paint . All looked new and shiney. I then used it on a six self acrylic 1/18 model car display case door, top, and sides . It left a shiny and clean look better than new . I've always used a spray plastic cleaner on my display cases and it does a good job but this product leaves a better shine, and that's without letting it dry first . I've read reviews from people who use it on motorcycles and rave about it, so will be using it on my Maxi-Scooter . This is a good price too and after you use it 4 cans won't be too much (cause you'll use it a lot) . I would recommend this to a friend .\",\n \"Product: NEW Combo BLUWAVS CD and FLAC FILE\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Aussie Country Album\\n\\nReview: First if you are Anti-Gun don't buy it . If you are a fan of Lady GAGA or such hyped singers don't Buy it . But if you are pro gun or an NRA Life Member as I am and enjoy Honest Country Music you should like it . This is an album that some songs grow on you the second time you listen . Great deal of honest statement as well as humor in this album . If you have ever owned a Gun Shy Hunting Dog you will understand that song . You will appreciate others if you live in the country where Police response is slow too . He is an Aussie Country Singer . If believing in responsible gun ownership is anti gun then most gun owners are . Listen to \\\"Ill Give Up My Guns\\\" on youtube and I think you will see he is not Anti-Gun . I'm a 68 year old guy who has owned guns since the age (10) ten, carried them (8) eight years in the military, and haven't heard him say anything anti gun on the album or in interviews (I've heard several with him). I think if you like good straight Country Music, Humor, and Guns you'll like the album .\",\n \"Product: The Perky-Pet Easy Feeder features a wire barrier that protects against squirrel damage and a 4 lb seed capacity. This squirrel-proof feeder is inch-for-inch the best in the business at keeping squirrels out and letting birds in! The clear seed container makes it easy to monitor the seed level. A uniquely engineered removable seed cartridge makes for easy refilling and cleaning. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with mild soap and water solution. Pole mount or hang. The clear seed containers make it easy to monitor the seed levels and provide for ease of refilling and cleaning. Remember to clean your feeder once every two weeks with mild soap and water solution. Hang mount. Perky-Pet Wild Bird Feeder models lure the bird in pursuit of seed providing you with hours of joy as random wild birds flock to feed at your house.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perky-Pet 102 Squirrel Resistant Easy Feeder GREAT\\n\\nReview: I've had one of these for 3 years and really like it. Bought two more because of the Ice and snow this past winter. They don't have a shelf to ice up . and are very easy to clean/fill. I feed oil sunflower seed or cracked corn etc. in these and really like them. Really easy to clean since the bottom can be removed with a very short twist leaving the plastic tube completely open. To fill lift bottom give a short twist and slide the tube and bottom out. Fill the clear tube and put back in the reverse manner. I haven't had a problem with moisture because of the way the openings are made. I don't really have a Squirrel problem but do have some feed on the ground. They probably could get seed if determined though. Have all my feeders mounted on Shepards Staff metal flower pot hangers with a T-Post driven behind them and wired to staff upright so they don't bend. Everything on these is metal except the plastic inner tube. I have three types of Finches, Black Capped Chicadees, 3 kinds of Wood Peckers, Tufted Titmouse, Blue Jays, Gross Beaks, white throated Sparrows, even blasted Black Birds feed on these. I think any bird with a reasonable reach and that can hold on the the verticle & cross wires will feed on them. One of my All Around Favorite Feeders.\",\n \"Product: From the manufacturer: \\\"Thirty-six seed ports means more happy Finches in your backyard! Unique 3-tube design allows up to 24 Finches to feed at once with all birds in view! Maintains seed to more ports 66% longer! Holds 3 lbs. Plastic tube, copper finish metal caps and perches. 25 tall, 14.25 wide, tubes are 3 in diameter.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: First Class Feeder- Love It\\n\\nReview: The other reviewer Sunkist gave this a most unfair review to a really good feeder and didn't even try it. I have used one of these for 4 years and it still is in perfect condition. Yep has had big birds (including Redheaded Woodpeckers) grab a perch but since it is designed to hold Nyjer Seed etc. they don't stay long. I hang this from a Shepherds Staff for flower pots using a dog lead snap, just makes it easy to remove or I can fill it using a gallon milk jug filled with seed while still hanging. Does it blow in the wind ? Yes, but no more than my other feeders. It has thin copper caps top and bottom, which have held up very well. Fill it with Nyjer/Thistle seed and you can see up to 24 Gold Finch/House Finch etc. feeding at one time. PRETTY !!! Timid birds can land in the center between tubes and are less likely to be chased off than if on an outer perch, I have tried several Nyjer feeders and this is my favorite one (4 others have gone into retirement). The top caps fit snug so water doesn't enter. You wouldn't want to squeeze or step on the caps since they would bend, but mine are still fine after 4 years . To clean remove the top caps, bottom metal cross bar and the bottom copper caps can be removed. (You could remove all the crossbars but I don't, just use a narrow bottle brush.) Not much water gets inside even in heavy rains so you don't clean often, and if you want you simply spray out with the bottom caps on, brush inside, let dry, fill and rehang. This is a very nice, durable feeder, and I think you would like it. Just hated to see it get a bad rap when it doesn't deserve it. There are a lot of junk feeders but this isn't one of them.\",\n \"Product: Features Super Bright 1-Watt 2X LED. 11 continuous years of burn time on LED or 22 years of burn time when in the on position only at night. Does not need to be stored in the sun - throw it in your glove box or drawer and three years later, just turn it on! Extreme temperatures do not affect the light - very durable and guaranteed for life. Hybrid Solar Lite is 100% water proof up to depths of 80' and it floats! Holds a single charge for over 3 years and comes fully charged. Does not need to be stored in the sun - throw it in your glove box or drawer and three years later, just turn it on! Treat it like a regular flashlight as it is always ready to go\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Seem to work Great\\n\\nReview: First they come in a plain box with instructions from ToysNGamesEtc . I bought 4 and they were cold when they arrived so I put in the direct Sun for 30 min to warm up. Tested them and all 4 worked in both modes, and were brighter than I expected . Very pleased with the brightness. These will do in Solar Mode for most things you would use a battery flashlight for. No Warranty is included with the instructions so if ones bad contact Amazon. On the first click of the switch the yellow Solar light turns on, it also has the picture of the Sun under it, Second click and the Green Battery light with symbol turns on, pic of a battery under it, Third click turns the light off and also sets the charge mode when you do that. If the light source is dim the Red Charge light is also very dim or will not light and charge, brighter the light the brighter the Red light, stronger the charge rate. If stored for three years you probably would have have light from the 2032 batteries but not the Solar one. Also the Solar battery might not charge if run completely down or if it did would take bright light and a long time to bring it back. Read some where Neon lights wouldn't charge it, but the Red LED will light up, however you have to hold closer than an Incandescent Light. The end pieces are rubber so that's good for shock from dropping etc. I plan to use these for emergency use in the home and am storing so the only incandescent light I have can charge them. If they last I will be pleased. If they don't I will update this review.\",\n \"Product: Description An artificial highest class stones. High grinding power,hard to decrease. You don't have to soak it in the water long time. Plastic case can be used as whetstone stand ! Don't use oil etc. Water only. Japanese model is quite different from US ,EU export model. Surely ,greater than them. 10 attribution are available. Do not soak too long. Size 75x210x15mm (25.4mm=1inch) Made in Japan Bundled Items\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Shaptons are the Best Ceramic Stones\\n\\nReview: I use Shapton Ceramic Stone because they don't wear fast but put an outstanding edge on my knives . The 8000 is designed for finishing or polishing an edge on a knife and can also be used as a midpoint finish on razors . I use the 1000 to sharpen a dull edge, followed by a 6000 and now will follow that with the 8000 one for Kitchen Cutlery . You can use water splashed or sprayed on to keep slurry from building up . The plastic case has rubber feet on it and the stone can be set in the top for a sharpening platform. The instructions are in japanese but in english they will tell you not to soak the stone in water, not to use kitchen detergent, or hot water, or bleach, to clean the slurry off after sharpening . I have used used powder Bar Keepers Friend and water to clean (when stone is really dirty and water didn't remove it well) . Then rinse, dry off and I let mine dry before storing (but you don't have to wait since the box is vented) . (Instructions from Shapton Ceramic Glass Stone which are the same but thinner ceramic glued to thick glass.) Don't drop on a hard surface since they will break, some people glue these to glass so they won't break as easy if dropped . These are the best I have ever used and the price of $71.02 with free shipping from Surugado Store front is excellent and the shipping was a total of 10 days from Japan .\",\n \"Product: For Plainsman Gloves, only the finest, top-grade Cabretta goatskins are selected and tailored into the most comfortable, strongest, and durable protection for hands?no matter what the job. These gloves feature reinforced, double-layer leather palms with three rows of double-stitching and are designed to fit comfortably the against hand for maximum control and dexterity with an elastic wrist. These gloves are an outstanding choice for general utility, ranching, riding, roping, farming, gardening and all outdoor activities.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Plainsman Cabretta Leather Gloves- XLarge - 2 Pair Best EVER\\n\\nReview: Although I've used Plainsman Gloves for years these are the best ever. They fit and look like a custom fit dress glove and have the Plainsman Logo on a separate piece of leather which is stitched to the top of the wrist cuff. Fit perfectly snug and do have the reinforced palm. The leather is smooth, fingers perfectly straight, stitching, and fit are perfect . These I'm saving for driving, motorcycle riding etc. not work projects, (bought them from A&JForever) . Really they are that nice, like custom fit gloves (All 4 pair). Better than any I ever bought from Sams Club or anywhere else. I also purchased 5 pair loose on eBay, and they are not the same . Fingers are not all straight, leather is rougher grained, they fit looser and will be used for work projects. I don't know if all they ship from Amazon and A&JForever meet this standard i got but if they do they are the best I've seen in 20 years of wearing them . Would I recommend them YOU BET.\",\n \"Product: This DynaGlo Delux Multi-Fuel Forced Air Heater produces 100,000 to 125,000 BTUs to heat areas up to 3,000 square feet. This heater is great for use in outdoor construction sites, agricultural buildings, industrial workspaces, and more. Easily portable to move from one site to the next. Thermostat included, 520 CFM blower, 11 hour full load run time, 10 gallon fuel capacity, 1k kerosene or diesel for fuel type, .95 per hour fuel consumption, push button igniter, cart included, easy to assemble snap-fit handles, 10 inch flat-free wheels with threaded axle and cap nut, auxiliary power source piggyback cord, on/off power switch with LED error light, durable commercial grade product. CSA approved; UL approved motor. 1 year limited warranty. 61.7lbs shipping weight. Dimensions 37.25\\\"L x 16.75\\\"W x 20.25\\\"H\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: GREAT Dyna Glo RMC-KFA170/210TDGD\\n\\nReview: I ordered from another seller om Amazon and got a heater colored black with the brand name Thermoheat. Made by the same company as this one with the exact same features, since both are made by the same company. It is a model that was originally sold by Sams Club and was a lot cheaper in price. When you turn it on it has a capacitor that must charge prior to automatically lighting. I first used it with kerosene and later with #1 diesel fuel. First time ran it for 2 hours in my barn while working on a tractor and since for general heating in the barn during very cold weather. Dual heat switch and all functions have worked fine. Down loaded a PDF manual that gives very good instructions for maintenance and where to order parts if needed. It also is quieter than another one (Remington) I used for years. I'm very happy with it and do recommend it. Would shop on price since you can find it very reasonable at times.\",\n \"Product: Biography of Abraham Lincoln is republished here by Reader's Digest in an illustrated edition. The original life of Lincoln by author consisted of 6 separate volumes; this distillation was written by Sandburg . Loaded w/photos, drawings and maps.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Carl Sandburg's Abraham Lincoln: 3 Volume Set [Mass Market Paperback]\\n\\nReview: To me these wouldn't be a collectors set but some may feel differently. The are printed on the type paper that is used for modern novels. The printing on mine is dark and although smaller than most novels is very readable (I'm an older person and had no trouble reading them). They do have photo pictures as well . My purchase was listed as Good used in the box, still in the shrink wrap, 1975 edition. That means they were actually new with wear on the wrap only. So I was fortunate in receiving them in that condition at a very good price. The writing is excellent of course and I do recommend that, plus as books to read and pass on to siblings, or friends, they are fine. I have noticed these are offered by a number of sellers without cover or box pictures which may vary with the year published, but all are published by Del. This is probably not a great review but should give you a general idea of what to expect.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":41,"string":"41"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1384,"string":"1,384"}}},{"rowIdx":1385,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1PSY94DEZM04K"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"GOOOAAL!! Perfect for dogs of all sizes! This dog proof soccer ball lets you keep your eyes on the real goal - having fun with your pup! Made of Jolly Flex material, this ball can be punctured and will not deflate. Even if your dog puts a hole in it, this toy will still keep its shape.\". The summary of the review text is \"One of THE Best Balls on the Market for Large Dogs\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I purchased this ball for a dog rescue so it is handled by many dogs. It is a terrific ball which has lasted a long time with no tears or holes. There are teeth marks in the ball from dogs grabbing it between their teeth, but the ball ALWAYS regains its shape once the ball is released. The material is wonderful in that it lasts better than any other ball these dogs have played with, including the hard-shell plastic Jolly Pet Egg.\n\nI play a soccer type game with the biggest, most powerful dog in the rescue on a daily basis, and have for a year now. This ball is his favorite. We kick it, he carries it around, paws at it, chases it, and knocks it around. Except for teeth marks there are no indications this ball will fail.\n\nThe dogs can flatten the ball between his teeth, but the ball always regains its shape. This is the MOST REMARKABLE FEATURE of this ball and its companion 4 1/2-inch ball. The smaller ball bounces better, but unless you intend to play basketball the 8-inch ball does its job excellently. Not a better ball on the market--and we have tried nearly everything."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I purchased this ball for a dog rescue so it is handled by many dogs. It is a terrific ball which has lasted a long time with no tears or holes. There are teeth marks in the ball from dogs grabbing it between their teeth, but the ball ALWAYS regains its shape once the ball is released. The material is wonderful in that it lasts better than any other ball these dogs have played with, including the hard-shell plastic Jolly Pet Egg.\n\nI play a soccer type game with the biggest, most powerful dog in the rescue on a daily basis, and have for a year now. This ball is his favorite. We kick it, he carries it around, paws at it, chases it, and knocks it around. Except for teeth marks there are no indications this ball will fail.\n\nThe dogs can flatten the ball between his teeth, but the ball always regains its shape. This is the MOST REMARKABLE FEATURE of this ball and its companion 4 1/2-inch ball. The smaller ball bounces better, but unless you intend to play basketball the 8-inch ball does its job excellently. Not a better ball on the market--and we have tried nearly everything."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: We hope you like what you see. Sauder designers travel the world and bring back the best and latest in style, finish, and color trends. This inspiring world travel is evident in the cutting edge and innovative furniture solutions we offer to you!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Unfinished Top Shelf by Design!? Middle Shelf Finished One Side Only. Poor Engineering.\n\nReview: Do Not Buy this shelf, and here is why:\n\n1. The top shelf is not finished,\n2. the middle shelf is only finished on one side, unlike all the other shelves that are finished on both sides.\n\nHere is what Sauder had to say about this,\n1. no one is tall enough to see the top shelf. (Unless you are six feet or taller.)\n2. that is how engineering wants it. (same for top shelf)\n\nI have bought numerous Sauder products, including these shelves in brown. In the brown bookshelf both the top and the middle is finished correctly. So what is the problem with the white? Maybe white laminate costs much more than the brown. Maybe the engineers are smart but lack common sense.\n\nFinally, the sides are not one long piece of wood. No, there are two halves, but when put together, one side is not connected and thus weaker. Needs those Cam Nuts on both sides not just one.\n\nWho would buy a shelf with an unfinished top? Well, I guess I did, but don't you.","Product: Grows Plants Twice as Big Improves existing soil to build strong roots. Feeds up to 3 months For outdoor, in ground vegetables and annual and perennial flowers Contains rich organic ingredients, sphagnum peat moss and manure to improve soil condition and control moisture.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Full of Sticks and Plastic (Hard Plastic & Pieces of Plastic Bags)\n\nReview: First, I was amazed at how large this bag really is, though the package states 2 cubic feet, I did not realize at the time I ordered exactly how big that would be. Even more amazing was that Amazon shipped it free. I bet the UPS guy was not thrilled (it came with a second equally as large bag of another type of soil). At under $10, I thought it would be similar in size to the one I paid $15 for at my local store. This is a amazing deal for the prize, especially when counting in free shipping (with $35 total order or a Prime membership). I always find little things and wish list them. When I need something to bring the total to that magical $35 free shipping amount, I grab one or two of my wish list items.\n\nI was not thrilled with this soil due to the amount of sticks inside, though a friend thought this soil was terrific. I am a home gardener, but one who is not the most knowledgeable, so my friend may be right about this soil being terrific. I did not like finding pieces of plastic, either. Some looked like pieces of plastic bags (some colored, some black) and others were hard plastic (as if from a plastic toy or old plastic shelf). I found these plastic pieces unacceptable. Being a MIracle Grow product I expected a better quality of soil. I am going to stick to the Moisture control soil. That soil was really nice with only rare pieces of sticks.","Product: Protects against over and under watering. Feeds up to 3 months. Improves existing soil to build strong roots. Holds up to 25% more water than native soil. Grows Plants Twice as Big.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very Nice Soil that Grows Big Plants with Lots of Fruit or Vegetables\n\nReview: First, I was amazed at how large this bag really is, though the package states 2 cubic feet, I did not realize at the time I ordered exactly how big that would be. Even more amazing was that Amazon shipped it free. I bet the UPS guy was not thrilled (it came with a second equally as large bag of another type of soil). At under $10, I thought it would be similar in size to the one I paid $15 for at my local store. This is a amazing deal for the prize, especially when counting in free shipping (with $35 total order or a Prime membership). I always find little things and wish list them. When I need something to bring the total to that magical $35 free shipping amount, I grab one or two of my wish list items.\n\nI love this Miracle Gro soil. I have used it in the past and the plants grew very well and abundantly. There are a few small pieces of sticks, but nothing like the Miracle Gro Garden Soil (large numbers of sticks and some plastic material as well). The Miracle Gro Moisture Control Garden Soil I used last year was extremely light, while this soil was nearly as heavy as the regular garden soil. I don't know if this is a change in formula or the bag from last year was actually a different type of moisture control, but it was definitely Miracle Gro (I finished the bag this year--so I will find out if one is better than the other). I would highly recommend this soil. Used last year, heavy rains or a forgotten day of watering did not affect the plants, which had an abundant amount of green peppers (I tried one of those upside down grow bags last year, but neighbor did with tomatoes and got a huge plant but not one piece of fruit. Using the old fashion pot method this year). I do recommend this soil to home gardeners.","Product: Guaranteed to be indestructible, made of high density plastic, makes a great exerciser!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: My Dogs LOVE this Ball--Great for Large Dolls\n\nReview: My pets, big pitbulls, love this red 14-inch diameter ball. The ball is HUGE and made of extremely hard plastic. They roll it around the yard, sometimes flopping over the ball itself. Watching them play is a hoot. With the heat outside, I must keep them to 5 or 10 minutes at a play stretch, else they would keep on going until they literally dropped.\n\nThis red ball, and the Jolly Pet Yellow Egg (largest one), are the boy's most favorite toys. They don't need another playmate, and actually do better playing with the toy by themselves. It can get loud if played on cement or indoors.\n\nMy guys put holes in the Jolly Pet egg (so they can pick it up and carry it around), but have not been able to do the same with the red ball. The diameter is actually larger than their jaw span, which was the plan when I bought the largest ball. This 14-inch ball is great for big dogs, especially herding dogs. Pitbulls seem to like this and other Jolly Pet toys, which are some of the best made pet toys.\n\nThe ball comes in various diameters, so I am sure other dogs will also like this toy, if you get the size that is perfect for them. I would buy one that is larger than their jaw span so they cannot pick it up. The most fun seems to be in batting it around and following it to bat it again. The dogs tend to use their noses more than their arms (which they use for the Jolly Egg as if the egg was a soccer ball). Mine like to stand on the ball with their front paws and try to move it. It really is hilarious. Will try to post a video of the guys playing.","Product: The Bolt is a fun interactive laser toy that can entertain even the laziest cat. The Bolt offers both an automatic mode which generates random patters and a manual mode where you control the action. Turn it on, and watch your cat pounce, chase and bat at the exciting laser patterns.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cats and Dogs Love This Laser Toy\n\nReview: My cats love this toy. The youngest runs around chasing the light, sliding to a stop on a rug, looking under and around the rug. She leaps up the wall after the light and around corners. This is the best laser for pets. It can be turned on and it will run on its own, varying the light pattern for a full 15 minutes and then automatically shuts itself off. Or, if you want in on the game, with one extra click you can control where the light goes while your pet chases after it. My youngest prefers to play this way. She likes to hunt the light. With the light on automatic, it changes too fast for her to stare down her prey before jumping into action trying to capture the light we call \"Spot.\"\n\nThe older cat also chases after the light, faster than he has run in the past year. This is a great toy to keep pets occupied or to play with them. In either mode, the laser automatically turns off after 15 minutes. This is when the laser \"takes a rest\" in our house. Otherwise, the cats want me to play with them all morning or evening. I used to get those small pen lights, but they ran through batteries quickly, were hard on my fingers, and a pain to hold for extended times. They also easily became lost. This laser is large enough not to be easily lost, is good on batteries, and easy and comfortable to hold and maneuver.\n\nThe pen lights might be cheaper at first, but when you add in the batteries--and most use more expensive camera batteries not AA--and the lost pens that must be replaced, this laser is a cheaper option in the long run. Besides, unless you have extremely talented pets with movable thumbs, they cannot play with the pen lights without your help. This lazer light can be played with on their own with one little click on a button. 15 minutes of play for them and peace for you. Or join in and have a few good laughs at your pets expense as they go crazy trying to catch the light. Try putting it on their paw or leg and see how nutty they go trying to get away from it. Great fun for everyone at a really good price for a long lasting laser.\n\nHIGHLY RECOMMEND","Product: Jolly Pets 12-Inch, Jolly Egg , Red\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: He did not want to give the ball up--he loved this. (After the next dog crushed the egg\n\nReview: I bought the \"Jolly Egg,\" largest size, because I have a very strong pitbull. Finding toys for this big boy is near impossible. He did well with the ball, and only succeeding in adding two puncture holes. This was no big deal. He did not want to give the ball up--he loved this. (After the next dog crushed the egg, we think the first did not because his teeth are worn down from gnawing on a metal chain (he is a rescue dog, once kept on an outside chain most of the time.)\n\nThen gave it to another pit, in later stage of puppy-hood but strong. Took video of him playing, which I forgot to do with first dog. At 1:23--one minute and 23 seconds--this dog was running around, carrying the ball with him. He had made puncture holes across from each other, and then put one upper and one lower tooth in a hole for leverage. Smart.\n\nThis is okay, but what happened next actually surprised me, considering the reviews I read. My dog crushed the ball simply by closing his mouth. He has strong jaws. This is not the dog I thought would possibly destroy this \"undestructable\" toy.\n\nHere is the best part, I contacted the company, and was told to send a picture of the ball and they would replace it or refund. This was a few weeks ago and I misplaced the camera card. It was found a few days ago, so I will send them the pictures this week. If I have any problems I will add an addition to the review. By the sounds of it there will not be an issue. The woman in customer service sounded nice.\n\nOne note: customer service did say the say the description of the Jolly Egg should NOT say \"guaranteed indestructible,m\" which it did say at the time I purchased the egg. Will add photos soon.","Product: Halo uses real WHOLE meat, poultry, or fish, and NO \"meat meal\" of ANY kind in our natural cat food. Our healthy weight grain free indoor cat food is made with reduced calories and fat to support weight reduction and fiber to help your cat feel full. Halo cat food is now made with Dream Coatfatty acids from non-GMO plant sources and Vitamin Eto support healthy skin and shiny coat. We also have cat food options for special diets, including kitten food, senior cat food, and sensitive stomach cat food. At Halo, WHOLE Makes a Whole Lot of Difference is the philosophy that drives our holistic approach to ingredient sourcing, recipes, nutritional value, the welfare of ALL animals, and our overall mission to change the way companion animals are fed and farm animals are raisedfor the better!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wonderful Ingredients--No Fillers--Affordable Price at Amazon\n\nReview: Normally, when changing my cats formula, I need to change it gradually, as recommended--that was not necessary with the Halo Grain-Free. My two cats took to it immediately, even my picky eater. Looking at the ingredients, I realized my cats would be eating better than me on most nights. It has loads of meat, vegetables, fruits, and vitamins, in addition to the few things cats must have like turine. The price is better here at Amazon and with free shipping ($35 total order or a Prime membership), it was a no-brainer to order. (I always find little things and wish list them. When I need something to bring the total to that magical $35 free shipping amount, I grab one or two of my wish list items).\n\nI had heard that the Halo food for dogs and cats was fantastic, but pricey. The food is amazing, and buying at Amazon made the price affordable. I will be adopting a rescue dog soon and will try the Halo Grain-Free dog food. If it is made of similar ingredients as the cat food, I am sure the dog will love the food as much as my two cats love it. I love it too.","Product: HOUSE OF SECRETS follows three siblings and their family as they are forced to move to a mysterious new house in San Francisco and end up embarking on a journey to retrieve a dark book of untold power. The first story in an epic fantasy adventure trilogy! When Brendan, Cordelia and Nell move to Kristoff House they have no idea that they are about to unleash the dark magic locked within.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Top Book of 2013 - Great Fun!\n\nReview: Thrown into the plot of an evil witch with delusions of grandeur, three children must find their way back home to parents who may not be alive. The Wind Witch will stop at nothing to get what she wants and to say she goes to great lengths is an understatement. Kristoff hides the book, called The Book of Doom and Desire, with a spell attached, to keep his daughter from touching it or using its powers. Thus far, the hiding place has been elusive and this is driving the witch--aka Wind Witch, aka Dahlia--nearly mad.\n\nThe kids are typical siblings who mostly bicker but do protect each other. Each of them must muster up courage and bravery, a willingness to make quick decisions then follow through, and, at least once, be utterly selfish regardless of the possible negative consequences cause to others.\nI love The House of Secrets, though admittedly at times it is a scary read. Not nightmarish, cannot sleep, nor keep-the-lights-on scary. When the kids enter into one of the witch's predicaments, it can be scary considering how the book characters act. The pirate captain collects human body parts while the captive is still alive. What is a pirate without a bit of torture? This is one time telling instead of showing works.\n\nSome of the characters from the other books become real, though they are fictional, and you wonder if they will make it and if not, will they die or simply return to the story from whence they came. You will become absorbed in the fates of Eleanor, Brendan, and Cordelia. The story pulls you in at every word.\nHouse of Secrets reminded me a little of the Wizard of Oz as the house twists and turns from book to book. The story plops into the middle of a book, then another, and another, sometimes taking a character with them to the next. The children must use the story they fall into to get out of their own story and back to the Kristoff House and their parents.\n\nThe House of Secrets is a fantastical adventurous drama, with lots of humor. Its 500 pages will zoom by, as you cannot resist turning page after page. The House of Secrets has its own secrets, including hidden rooms and halls, but more may exist in the final two books. Whatever secrets lay in wait is dependent upon the imaginations of the two wildly creative authors Columbus and Vizzini. Do not miss this trilogy! Seriously, this one-of-a-kind story will be the next middle grade breakout smash hit!\n\n(Received from authors)","Product: Please Read Notes: Brand New, International Softcover Edition, Printed in black and white pages, minor self wear on the cover or pages, Sale restriction may be printed on the book, but Book name, contents, and author are exactly same as Hardcover Edition. Fast delivery through DHL/FedEx express.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: When You Don't Fit In, What Do You Do?\n\nReview: I won't describe what I look like. Whatever you're thinking, it's probably worse.\n\n August (Auggie) Pullman was born with a facial deformity that prevented him from going to a mainstream school--until now. He's about to start 5th grade at Beecher Prep, and if you've ever been the new kid then you know how hard that can be. The thing is Auggie's just an ordinary kid, with an extraordinary face. But can he convince his new classmates that he's just like them, despite appearances?\n\nAugust Pullman is a typical ten-year-old boy. He likes sports, video games, and Star Wars. He is an intelligent kid. Like some kids these days, Auggie has been home-schooled by his mother, but his school year, Mom thinks it is time for Auggie to go to a real school. Dad does not agree saying sending Auggie to school would be like (sending) a lamb to the slaughter.\n\nMom and Auggie go to Beecher Prep to meet the principal, Mr. Tushman. Auggie ends up on a school tour with three kids that would be in his fifth grade class, should he attend. Julian, Jack Will, and Charlotte are nice and show Auggie most everything including the science lab, gymnasium, and cafeteria. Beecher Prep is an exclusive and demanding school. Kids take entrance exams just to be a student there. Unknown to Aggie, he has already passed the tests.\n\nFast forward a few months, Auggie is attending Beecher Prep and in Ms. Petosa's homeroom. Lucky for him, Auggie sits next to Jack Will in nearly every class. They get along great . . . until Halloween. However, Auggie did make a true friend in Summer, his lunch table mate. Fifth grade has its ups and downs. Most kids will not touch him, acting as if he has the plague or some other awful contagion. Aggie makes it through fifth grade and returns for sixth grade. This year will be the most trying year of his young life.\n\nI really, absolutely, loved this story. Wonder is the debut novel from R.J. Palacio and she entered the children's lit world with guns a blazing. The characters are well developed and have distinctive voices. Nearly everyone has changed in some way by the end of the book, including the reader. She must have spent her days and nights around ten-year-old kids because the dialogue is spot-on. Good kid, bad kid, parent, teacher, or \"extras,\" Ms. Palacio has the correct, believable voice.\n\nWhen I first saw the cover, I wanted to read this book. The pale blue background of a young kid with one eye had a way of drawing me to it. After reading the book, I think the cover is wrong for the book. Auggie has severe facial abnormalities including a cleft palate, eyes much to low on his head, and ears that are nearly non-existent. If the cover is suppose to be of Auggie, the designer missed it, big time.\n\nAuggie is 10 when the book opens, having survived more surgeries, treatments, and therapies than most of us will ever experience, and is about to go to school for the first time. I remember middle school to be a game of who's popular and who isn't, only notched down a degree from high school. Add parents that are often as bad as, if not worse than, the kids and middle school becomes a place not for the timid . . . or the new, and definitely not for the noticeably different and possibly scary.\n\nI think Auggie represents anyone who is different. He is the child fighting cancer that lost his hair, the kid in a wheelchair, or the one attending special ed. He is the fat kid, the nerd, the shy kid, and the kid without friends. Auggie represents all of us at some time or another. We all have or had a blemish or two, felt excluded, talked about, maybe even feared. August Pullman endures all of those, at the same time, from kids at a cruel stage in life, when being accepted and part of the group is extremely important. I think Ms. Palacio captured this realistically without being maudlin\n\nAt 320 pages, Wonder is still within the reach of middle grade capabilities. The chapters are short, easy to read, and the words simply flow making the turning of pages a pleasure, not a chore. The point of view does change every now and then. We get to read about Via, Auggie's sister. She tells us what it's like having a brother who rightly demands all of mom and dad's attention. Jack Will, who unknowing crushes Auggie with his sharply barbed words, tells us the friend side. Mostly though, it is Auggie we hear from and his trials being \"that kid.\"\n\nWonder is easy to read, difficult to put down, funny, and sad. If you can read this story without shedding at least one tear, you did not pay attention to what you were reading. Do not let that scare you away. This is not a tearjerker; it is a thought-jerker. I think Wonder should be required reading for every middle grader and teen. Awards will accumulate and by the end of 2012, Wonder will be be one of the top ten middle grade books of this year.\n\nNote: I received the digital version of this book from net galley, courtesy of the publisher, Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers.","Product: Mini board book about the circus\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Learn the ABC's at the Circus\n\nReview: Every child needs to learn their ABC's and what better way than a day at the circus. Patrick Hruby has captured the essence of a day at the circus in his book ABC is for Circus. There is a lion, a tiger and a big top (sorry, no bear). Jugglers juggle, snake charmers charm and a ringmaster direct it all.\n\nThe book is made of thick cardboard that should withstand teethers and biters alike. It will open nearly flat and the pages are easy to turn. This is a substantial version of an ABC book that any child would love. The pages are thicker for little fingers to grab and the book is easy to hold while reading or showing a child.\n\nThe illustrations, also done by Mr. Hruby, are colorful and filled with shapes your child will enjoy and could learn to identify along with the alphabet. Bright yellow, red and blue and green highlight most of the illustrations. Some have a black silhouetted scenes, which helps the colors jumps off the page. This well-done, well-constructed, hardy book will last well past learning the ABC's.\n\nNote: received from net galley, courtesy of the publisher","Product: Juliet David is the pseudonym of an in-house author.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fun Pop Up Can Teach Little Ones Bible Stories\n\nReview: 4 Stars\n\nFive of the best-loved Bible stories spring to life with bright vibrant pop-up scenes.\n\nThat is the perfect description of My Pop-Up Bible Stories. Each page is beautifully illustrated and made of sturdy cardboard. Kids will enjoy turning these pages and watching the scenes come alive before their eyes. Plus, at least one piece appears to move on its own for an added dimension of awe. There are five Bible stories in this edition.\n\nMoses becoming the Prince of Egypt is the first story to pop-up. He is the baby in the basket floating down the stream, rocking in the slight waves.\n\nAnother is Daniel's rescue from the lion pit. The King was astonished to find Daniel safe. Children will love the cubs, playing while the lions watch, looking quite tame and happy.\n\nJesus bringing an ill girl back to life is story number three. When you first turn to this story, the young girl is lying in bed. Fully open the pages and she pops-up in bed and reaches for her father's hand. The blue sky outside helps shed light on this glorious scene.\n\nThe shepherd has 100 sheep, but one has wanderedoff. The shepherd looked everywhere. He might have taken a gander in the meadow above him. There eight sheep sleep silently, but then, those sheep are not lost. The missing sheep sheepishly returns to the shepherd when your child slightly nudges the page left and right.\n\nThe final Bible story is about the day Jesus stopped a storm. Rain pounds the water and the boat. Waves grow taller. Flattening the page will cause a rainbow appears in the sky, the sun shines brightly through a cloud, and a dove appears to guide the passengers to the other side of the lake. As a pop-up, this story is not as effective as the others are.\n\nI love pop-up books. I still have the first one I ever received, all marked up with my name in crayon to ensure no one else walked off with the magical book. No one did. Young children will love My Pop-Up Bible Stories. The book is small and sturdy for little hands that might tug on the pop-up illustrations to find out how they work.\n\nThis is a book children will want read to them numerous times. Parents have no fear; the book is fun for adults too. Well, maybe not the book, but you'll enjoy the wonder in your child's eyes when the book pops-up. Reading My Pop-Up Bible Stories is a great way to end the day--with joy, laughter, smiles, and the beginnings of your child understanding the Bible.\n\n Today's Question: Do you think this book, with its pop-ups, can get children interested in the Bible?\n\n My Pop Up Bible Stories\n\nAuthor: Juliet David\nIllustrator: Daniel Howorth\nPop-Ups: Linda Birkinshaw\nPublisher: Candle Books\nRelease Date: March 23, 2012\nISBN: 978-1-85985-237-8\nNumber of ages: 12\nAges: 3 to 6","Product: Will be shipped from US. Used books may not include companion materials, may have some shelf wear, may contain highlighting/notes, may not include CDs or access codes. 100% money back guarantee.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Enjoyable Detail that Varies--Each Page is a Story\n\nReview: This is my first adult coloring book, which I got because I like cats. Each cat is a little story. One is a cupcake shop owner, another celebrates love and hearts (Valentines, though not specifically), and another is a playing card--the Queen with the King card facing it on the opposite page. There is much variety is this book. The details are varied as well and range from the very small, almost tiny, to the large open spaces where you can add you own personalized details. The author includes three examples (front, back, and inside covers). I am really enjoying this coloring book. Staying between the lines can be a challenge when the area is small, but it is doable. I think anyone who enjoys animals, especially cats (there are other animals with the cat on some pages), or those who like the challenge of details that vary, and open areas for personal expression will enjoy this coloring book. Unless a child is very good at coloring, I would not recommend for kids (not at this price). Enjoy!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: We hope you like what you see. Sauder designers travel the world and bring back the best and latest in style, finish, and color trends. This inspiring world travel is evident in the cutting edge and innovative furniture solutions we offer to you!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Unfinished Top Shelf by Design!? Middle Shelf Finished One Side Only. Poor Engineering.\\n\\nReview: Do Not Buy this shelf, and here is why:\\n\\n1. The top shelf is not finished,\\n2. the middle shelf is only finished on one side, unlike all the other shelves that are finished on both sides.\\n\\nHere is what Sauder had to say about this,\\n1. no one is tall enough to see the top shelf. (Unless you are six feet or taller.)\\n2. that is how engineering wants it. (same for top shelf)\\n\\nI have bought numerous Sauder products, including these shelves in brown. In the brown bookshelf both the top and the middle is finished correctly. So what is the problem with the white? Maybe white laminate costs much more than the brown. Maybe the engineers are smart but lack common sense.\\n\\nFinally, the sides are not one long piece of wood. No, there are two halves, but when put together, one side is not connected and thus weaker. Needs those Cam Nuts on both sides not just one.\\n\\nWho would buy a shelf with an unfinished top? Well, I guess I did, but don't you.\",\n \"Product: Grows Plants Twice as Big Improves existing soil to build strong roots. Feeds up to 3 months For outdoor, in ground vegetables and annual and perennial flowers Contains rich organic ingredients, sphagnum peat moss and manure to improve soil condition and control moisture.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Full of Sticks and Plastic (Hard Plastic & Pieces of Plastic Bags)\\n\\nReview: First, I was amazed at how large this bag really is, though the package states 2 cubic feet, I did not realize at the time I ordered exactly how big that would be. Even more amazing was that Amazon shipped it free. I bet the UPS guy was not thrilled (it came with a second equally as large bag of another type of soil). At under $10, I thought it would be similar in size to the one I paid $15 for at my local store. This is a amazing deal for the prize, especially when counting in free shipping (with $35 total order or a Prime membership). I always find little things and wish list them. When I need something to bring the total to that magical $35 free shipping amount, I grab one or two of my wish list items.\\n\\nI was not thrilled with this soil due to the amount of sticks inside, though a friend thought this soil was terrific. I am a home gardener, but one who is not the most knowledgeable, so my friend may be right about this soil being terrific. I did not like finding pieces of plastic, either. Some looked like pieces of plastic bags (some colored, some black) and others were hard plastic (as if from a plastic toy or old plastic shelf). I found these plastic pieces unacceptable. Being a MIracle Grow product I expected a better quality of soil. I am going to stick to the Moisture control soil. That soil was really nice with only rare pieces of sticks.\",\n \"Product: Protects against over and under watering. Feeds up to 3 months. Improves existing soil to build strong roots. Holds up to 25% more water than native soil. Grows Plants Twice as Big.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Very Nice Soil that Grows Big Plants with Lots of Fruit or Vegetables\\n\\nReview: First, I was amazed at how large this bag really is, though the package states 2 cubic feet, I did not realize at the time I ordered exactly how big that would be. Even more amazing was that Amazon shipped it free. I bet the UPS guy was not thrilled (it came with a second equally as large bag of another type of soil). At under $10, I thought it would be similar in size to the one I paid $15 for at my local store. This is a amazing deal for the prize, especially when counting in free shipping (with $35 total order or a Prime membership). I always find little things and wish list them. When I need something to bring the total to that magical $35 free shipping amount, I grab one or two of my wish list items.\\n\\nI love this Miracle Gro soil. I have used it in the past and the plants grew very well and abundantly. There are a few small pieces of sticks, but nothing like the Miracle Gro Garden Soil (large numbers of sticks and some plastic material as well). The Miracle Gro Moisture Control Garden Soil I used last year was extremely light, while this soil was nearly as heavy as the regular garden soil. I don't know if this is a change in formula or the bag from last year was actually a different type of moisture control, but it was definitely Miracle Gro (I finished the bag this year--so I will find out if one is better than the other). I would highly recommend this soil. Used last year, heavy rains or a forgotten day of watering did not affect the plants, which had an abundant amount of green peppers (I tried one of those upside down grow bags last year, but neighbor did with tomatoes and got a huge plant but not one piece of fruit. Using the old fashion pot method this year). I do recommend this soil to home gardeners.\",\n \"Product: Guaranteed to be indestructible, made of high density plastic, makes a great exerciser!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: My Dogs LOVE this Ball--Great for Large Dolls\\n\\nReview: My pets, big pitbulls, love this red 14-inch diameter ball. The ball is HUGE and made of extremely hard plastic. They roll it around the yard, sometimes flopping over the ball itself. Watching them play is a hoot. With the heat outside, I must keep them to 5 or 10 minutes at a play stretch, else they would keep on going until they literally dropped.\\n\\nThis red ball, and the Jolly Pet Yellow Egg (largest one), are the boy's most favorite toys. They don't need another playmate, and actually do better playing with the toy by themselves. It can get loud if played on cement or indoors.\\n\\nMy guys put holes in the Jolly Pet egg (so they can pick it up and carry it around), but have not been able to do the same with the red ball. The diameter is actually larger than their jaw span, which was the plan when I bought the largest ball. This 14-inch ball is great for big dogs, especially herding dogs. Pitbulls seem to like this and other Jolly Pet toys, which are some of the best made pet toys.\\n\\nThe ball comes in various diameters, so I am sure other dogs will also like this toy, if you get the size that is perfect for them. I would buy one that is larger than their jaw span so they cannot pick it up. The most fun seems to be in batting it around and following it to bat it again. The dogs tend to use their noses more than their arms (which they use for the Jolly Egg as if the egg was a soccer ball). Mine like to stand on the ball with their front paws and try to move it. It really is hilarious. Will try to post a video of the guys playing.\",\n \"Product: The Bolt is a fun interactive laser toy that can entertain even the laziest cat. The Bolt offers both an automatic mode which generates random patters and a manual mode where you control the action. Turn it on, and watch your cat pounce, chase and bat at the exciting laser patterns.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cats and Dogs Love This Laser Toy\\n\\nReview: My cats love this toy. The youngest runs around chasing the light, sliding to a stop on a rug, looking under and around the rug. She leaps up the wall after the light and around corners. This is the best laser for pets. It can be turned on and it will run on its own, varying the light pattern for a full 15 minutes and then automatically shuts itself off. Or, if you want in on the game, with one extra click you can control where the light goes while your pet chases after it. My youngest prefers to play this way. She likes to hunt the light. With the light on automatic, it changes too fast for her to stare down her prey before jumping into action trying to capture the light we call \\\"Spot.\\\"\\n\\nThe older cat also chases after the light, faster than he has run in the past year. This is a great toy to keep pets occupied or to play with them. In either mode, the laser automatically turns off after 15 minutes. This is when the laser \\\"takes a rest\\\" in our house. Otherwise, the cats want me to play with them all morning or evening. I used to get those small pen lights, but they ran through batteries quickly, were hard on my fingers, and a pain to hold for extended times. They also easily became lost. This laser is large enough not to be easily lost, is good on batteries, and easy and comfortable to hold and maneuver.\\n\\nThe pen lights might be cheaper at first, but when you add in the batteries--and most use more expensive camera batteries not AA--and the lost pens that must be replaced, this laser is a cheaper option in the long run. Besides, unless you have extremely talented pets with movable thumbs, they cannot play with the pen lights without your help. This lazer light can be played with on their own with one little click on a button. 15 minutes of play for them and peace for you. Or join in and have a few good laughs at your pets expense as they go crazy trying to catch the light. Try putting it on their paw or leg and see how nutty they go trying to get away from it. Great fun for everyone at a really good price for a long lasting laser.\\n\\nHIGHLY RECOMMEND\",\n \"Product: Jolly Pets 12-Inch, Jolly Egg , Red\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: He did not want to give the ball up--he loved this. (After the next dog crushed the egg\\n\\nReview: I bought the \\\"Jolly Egg,\\\" largest size, because I have a very strong pitbull. Finding toys for this big boy is near impossible. He did well with the ball, and only succeeding in adding two puncture holes. This was no big deal. He did not want to give the ball up--he loved this. (After the next dog crushed the egg, we think the first did not because his teeth are worn down from gnawing on a metal chain (he is a rescue dog, once kept on an outside chain most of the time.)\\n\\nThen gave it to another pit, in later stage of puppy-hood but strong. Took video of him playing, which I forgot to do with first dog. At 1:23--one minute and 23 seconds--this dog was running around, carrying the ball with him. He had made puncture holes across from each other, and then put one upper and one lower tooth in a hole for leverage. Smart.\\n\\nThis is okay, but what happened next actually surprised me, considering the reviews I read. My dog crushed the ball simply by closing his mouth. He has strong jaws. This is not the dog I thought would possibly destroy this \\\"undestructable\\\" toy.\\n\\nHere is the best part, I contacted the company, and was told to send a picture of the ball and they would replace it or refund. This was a few weeks ago and I misplaced the camera card. It was found a few days ago, so I will send them the pictures this week. If I have any problems I will add an addition to the review. By the sounds of it there will not be an issue. The woman in customer service sounded nice.\\n\\nOne note: customer service did say the say the description of the Jolly Egg should NOT say \\\"guaranteed indestructible,m\\\" which it did say at the time I purchased the egg. Will add photos soon.\",\n \"Product: Halo uses real WHOLE meat, poultry, or fish, and NO \\\"meat meal\\\" of ANY kind in our natural cat food. Our healthy weight grain free indoor cat food is made with reduced calories and fat to support weight reduction and fiber to help your cat feel full. Halo cat food is now made with Dream Coatfatty acids from non-GMO plant sources and Vitamin Eto support healthy skin and shiny coat. We also have cat food options for special diets, including kitten food, senior cat food, and sensitive stomach cat food. At Halo, WHOLE Makes a Whole Lot of Difference is the philosophy that drives our holistic approach to ingredient sourcing, recipes, nutritional value, the welfare of ALL animals, and our overall mission to change the way companion animals are fed and farm animals are raisedfor the better!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wonderful Ingredients--No Fillers--Affordable Price at Amazon\\n\\nReview: Normally, when changing my cats formula, I need to change it gradually, as recommended--that was not necessary with the Halo Grain-Free. My two cats took to it immediately, even my picky eater. Looking at the ingredients, I realized my cats would be eating better than me on most nights. It has loads of meat, vegetables, fruits, and vitamins, in addition to the few things cats must have like turine. The price is better here at Amazon and with free shipping ($35 total order or a Prime membership), it was a no-brainer to order. (I always find little things and wish list them. When I need something to bring the total to that magical $35 free shipping amount, I grab one or two of my wish list items).\\n\\nI had heard that the Halo food for dogs and cats was fantastic, but pricey. The food is amazing, and buying at Amazon made the price affordable. I will be adopting a rescue dog soon and will try the Halo Grain-Free dog food. If it is made of similar ingredients as the cat food, I am sure the dog will love the food as much as my two cats love it. I love it too.\",\n \"Product: HOUSE OF SECRETS follows three siblings and their family as they are forced to move to a mysterious new house in San Francisco and end up embarking on a journey to retrieve a dark book of untold power. The first story in an epic fantasy adventure trilogy! When Brendan, Cordelia and Nell move to Kristoff House they have no idea that they are about to unleash the dark magic locked within.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Top Book of 2013 - Great Fun!\\n\\nReview: Thrown into the plot of an evil witch with delusions of grandeur, three children must find their way back home to parents who may not be alive. The Wind Witch will stop at nothing to get what she wants and to say she goes to great lengths is an understatement. Kristoff hides the book, called The Book of Doom and Desire, with a spell attached, to keep his daughter from touching it or using its powers. Thus far, the hiding place has been elusive and this is driving the witch--aka Wind Witch, aka Dahlia--nearly mad.\\n\\nThe kids are typical siblings who mostly bicker but do protect each other. Each of them must muster up courage and bravery, a willingness to make quick decisions then follow through, and, at least once, be utterly selfish regardless of the possible negative consequences cause to others.\\nI love The House of Secrets, though admittedly at times it is a scary read. Not nightmarish, cannot sleep, nor keep-the-lights-on scary. When the kids enter into one of the witch's predicaments, it can be scary considering how the book characters act. The pirate captain collects human body parts while the captive is still alive. What is a pirate without a bit of torture? This is one time telling instead of showing works.\\n\\nSome of the characters from the other books become real, though they are fictional, and you wonder if they will make it and if not, will they die or simply return to the story from whence they came. You will become absorbed in the fates of Eleanor, Brendan, and Cordelia. The story pulls you in at every word.\\nHouse of Secrets reminded me a little of the Wizard of Oz as the house twists and turns from book to book. The story plops into the middle of a book, then another, and another, sometimes taking a character with them to the next. The children must use the story they fall into to get out of their own story and back to the Kristoff House and their parents.\\n\\nThe House of Secrets is a fantastical adventurous drama, with lots of humor. Its 500 pages will zoom by, as you cannot resist turning page after page. The House of Secrets has its own secrets, including hidden rooms and halls, but more may exist in the final two books. Whatever secrets lay in wait is dependent upon the imaginations of the two wildly creative authors Columbus and Vizzini. Do not miss this trilogy! Seriously, this one-of-a-kind story will be the next middle grade breakout smash hit!\\n\\n(Received from authors)\",\n \"Product: Please Read Notes: Brand New, International Softcover Edition, Printed in black and white pages, minor self wear on the cover or pages, Sale restriction may be printed on the book, but Book name, contents, and author are exactly same as Hardcover Edition. Fast delivery through DHL/FedEx express.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: When You Don't Fit In, What Do You Do?\\n\\nReview: I won't describe what I look like. Whatever you're thinking, it's probably worse.\\n\\n August (Auggie) Pullman was born with a facial deformity that prevented him from going to a mainstream school--until now. He's about to start 5th grade at Beecher Prep, and if you've ever been the new kid then you know how hard that can be. The thing is Auggie's just an ordinary kid, with an extraordinary face. But can he convince his new classmates that he's just like them, despite appearances?\\n\\nAugust Pullman is a typical ten-year-old boy. He likes sports, video games, and Star Wars. He is an intelligent kid. Like some kids these days, Auggie has been home-schooled by his mother, but his school year, Mom thinks it is time for Auggie to go to a real school. Dad does not agree saying sending Auggie to school would be like (sending) a lamb to the slaughter.\\n\\nMom and Auggie go to Beecher Prep to meet the principal, Mr. Tushman. Auggie ends up on a school tour with three kids that would be in his fifth grade class, should he attend. Julian, Jack Will, and Charlotte are nice and show Auggie most everything including the science lab, gymnasium, and cafeteria. Beecher Prep is an exclusive and demanding school. Kids take entrance exams just to be a student there. Unknown to Aggie, he has already passed the tests.\\n\\nFast forward a few months, Auggie is attending Beecher Prep and in Ms. Petosa's homeroom. Lucky for him, Auggie sits next to Jack Will in nearly every class. They get along great . . . until Halloween. However, Auggie did make a true friend in Summer, his lunch table mate. Fifth grade has its ups and downs. Most kids will not touch him, acting as if he has the plague or some other awful contagion. Aggie makes it through fifth grade and returns for sixth grade. This year will be the most trying year of his young life.\\n\\nI really, absolutely, loved this story. Wonder is the debut novel from R.J. Palacio and she entered the children's lit world with guns a blazing. The characters are well developed and have distinctive voices. Nearly everyone has changed in some way by the end of the book, including the reader. She must have spent her days and nights around ten-year-old kids because the dialogue is spot-on. Good kid, bad kid, parent, teacher, or \\\"extras,\\\" Ms. Palacio has the correct, believable voice.\\n\\nWhen I first saw the cover, I wanted to read this book. The pale blue background of a young kid with one eye had a way of drawing me to it. After reading the book, I think the cover is wrong for the book. Auggie has severe facial abnormalities including a cleft palate, eyes much to low on his head, and ears that are nearly non-existent. If the cover is suppose to be of Auggie, the designer missed it, big time.\\n\\nAuggie is 10 when the book opens, having survived more surgeries, treatments, and therapies than most of us will ever experience, and is about to go to school for the first time. I remember middle school to be a game of who's popular and who isn't, only notched down a degree from high school. Add parents that are often as bad as, if not worse than, the kids and middle school becomes a place not for the timid . . . or the new, and definitely not for the noticeably different and possibly scary.\\n\\nI think Auggie represents anyone who is different. He is the child fighting cancer that lost his hair, the kid in a wheelchair, or the one attending special ed. He is the fat kid, the nerd, the shy kid, and the kid without friends. Auggie represents all of us at some time or another. We all have or had a blemish or two, felt excluded, talked about, maybe even feared. August Pullman endures all of those, at the same time, from kids at a cruel stage in life, when being accepted and part of the group is extremely important. I think Ms. Palacio captured this realistically without being maudlin\\n\\nAt 320 pages, Wonder is still within the reach of middle grade capabilities. The chapters are short, easy to read, and the words simply flow making the turning of pages a pleasure, not a chore. The point of view does change every now and then. We get to read about Via, Auggie's sister. She tells us what it's like having a brother who rightly demands all of mom and dad's attention. Jack Will, who unknowing crushes Auggie with his sharply barbed words, tells us the friend side. Mostly though, it is Auggie we hear from and his trials being \\\"that kid.\\\"\\n\\nWonder is easy to read, difficult to put down, funny, and sad. If you can read this story without shedding at least one tear, you did not pay attention to what you were reading. Do not let that scare you away. This is not a tearjerker; it is a thought-jerker. I think Wonder should be required reading for every middle grader and teen. Awards will accumulate and by the end of 2012, Wonder will be be one of the top ten middle grade books of this year.\\n\\nNote: I received the digital version of this book from net galley, courtesy of the publisher, Alfred A. Knopf Books for Young Readers.\",\n \"Product: Mini board book about the circus\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Learn the ABC's at the Circus\\n\\nReview: Every child needs to learn their ABC's and what better way than a day at the circus. Patrick Hruby has captured the essence of a day at the circus in his book ABC is for Circus. There is a lion, a tiger and a big top (sorry, no bear). Jugglers juggle, snake charmers charm and a ringmaster direct it all.\\n\\nThe book is made of thick cardboard that should withstand teethers and biters alike. It will open nearly flat and the pages are easy to turn. This is a substantial version of an ABC book that any child would love. The pages are thicker for little fingers to grab and the book is easy to hold while reading or showing a child.\\n\\nThe illustrations, also done by Mr. Hruby, are colorful and filled with shapes your child will enjoy and could learn to identify along with the alphabet. Bright yellow, red and blue and green highlight most of the illustrations. Some have a black silhouetted scenes, which helps the colors jumps off the page. This well-done, well-constructed, hardy book will last well past learning the ABC's.\\n\\nNote: received from net galley, courtesy of the publisher\",\n \"Product: Juliet David is the pseudonym of an in-house author.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fun Pop Up Can Teach Little Ones Bible Stories\\n\\nReview: 4 Stars\\n\\nFive of the best-loved Bible stories spring to life with bright vibrant pop-up scenes.\\n\\nThat is the perfect description of My Pop-Up Bible Stories. Each page is beautifully illustrated and made of sturdy cardboard. Kids will enjoy turning these pages and watching the scenes come alive before their eyes. Plus, at least one piece appears to move on its own for an added dimension of awe. There are five Bible stories in this edition.\\n\\nMoses becoming the Prince of Egypt is the first story to pop-up. He is the baby in the basket floating down the stream, rocking in the slight waves.\\n\\nAnother is Daniel's rescue from the lion pit. The King was astonished to find Daniel safe. Children will love the cubs, playing while the lions watch, looking quite tame and happy.\\n\\nJesus bringing an ill girl back to life is story number three. When you first turn to this story, the young girl is lying in bed. Fully open the pages and she pops-up in bed and reaches for her father's hand. The blue sky outside helps shed light on this glorious scene.\\n\\nThe shepherd has 100 sheep, but one has wanderedoff. The shepherd looked everywhere. He might have taken a gander in the meadow above him. There eight sheep sleep silently, but then, those sheep are not lost. The missing sheep sheepishly returns to the shepherd when your child slightly nudges the page left and right.\\n\\nThe final Bible story is about the day Jesus stopped a storm. Rain pounds the water and the boat. Waves grow taller. Flattening the page will cause a rainbow appears in the sky, the sun shines brightly through a cloud, and a dove appears to guide the passengers to the other side of the lake. As a pop-up, this story is not as effective as the others are.\\n\\nI love pop-up books. I still have the first one I ever received, all marked up with my name in crayon to ensure no one else walked off with the magical book. No one did. Young children will love My Pop-Up Bible Stories. The book is small and sturdy for little hands that might tug on the pop-up illustrations to find out how they work.\\n\\nThis is a book children will want read to them numerous times. Parents have no fear; the book is fun for adults too. Well, maybe not the book, but you'll enjoy the wonder in your child's eyes when the book pops-up. Reading My Pop-Up Bible Stories is a great way to end the day--with joy, laughter, smiles, and the beginnings of your child understanding the Bible.\\n\\n Today's Question: Do you think this book, with its pop-ups, can get children interested in the Bible?\\n\\n My Pop Up Bible Stories\\n\\nAuthor: Juliet David\\nIllustrator: Daniel Howorth\\nPop-Ups: Linda Birkinshaw\\nPublisher: Candle Books\\nRelease Date: March 23, 2012\\nISBN: 978-1-85985-237-8\\nNumber of ages: 12\\nAges: 3 to 6\",\n \"Product: Will be shipped from US. Used books may not include companion materials, may have some shelf wear, may contain highlighting/notes, may not include CDs or access codes. 100% money back guarantee.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Enjoyable Detail that Varies--Each Page is a Story\\n\\nReview: This is my first adult coloring book, which I got because I like cats. Each cat is a little story. One is a cupcake shop owner, another celebrates love and hearts (Valentines, though not specifically), and another is a playing card--the Queen with the King card facing it on the opposite page. There is much variety is this book. The details are varied as well and range from the very small, almost tiny, to the large open spaces where you can add you own personalized details. The author includes three examples (front, back, and inside covers). I am really enjoying this coloring book. Staying between the lines can be a challenge when the area is small, but it is doable. I think anyone who enjoys animals, especially cats (there are other animals with the cat on some pages), or those who like the challenge of details that vary, and open areas for personal expression will enjoy this coloring book. Unless a child is very good at coloring, I would not recommend for kids (not at this price). Enjoy!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":12,"string":"12"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1385,"string":"1,385"}}},{"rowIdx":1386,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1AZI730ZGAX73"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Rachio Smart Sprinkler Controller - 16 Zone 2nd Generation, Works with Amazon Alexa\". The summary of the review text is \"A big improvement in a small package...\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Wow !! I just hooked this unit up. I was converting from an Rain Bird controller which was running just fine, but I wanted the Internet interface so when I test the circuits I don't have to run back and forth to the garage to activate the next test cycle. This is an annual ritual and doing it on my iPhone is superior to the old way. BUT I must admit that Echo/Alexa sold me this product !! A couple of weeks ago on the regular Friday email telling me what Alexa's up to lately, it said that she could control this sprinkler controller. I was not aware of Internet interfaced controllers before and certainly not this model. Credible reviews were good so I took the plunge. When I received and opened it my first impression was \"Is this all there is?\" because it is about 1/3 the size of the Rain Bird and only about 20% as heavy -- which is to say not heavy at all (see specs). We Americans have a sensibility that \"if some's good, more's better\" so the bigger controller must be superior, right? Nope. This is like the iPhone of controllers. It is very smart and a dream to set up. Because it is so small and light it is also easy to physically attach to my garage wall. They even include the molly screws and plastic inserts. It is so light that there is no need to find a stud in the wall. Just figure out where you want it, and put it there. Actually, it took longer to download the app (since I did it on iTunes so it updated ALL my apps) than any other phase of the project. Once all the wires were attached for my 7 zones I plugged it in. The app found it immediately and led me through the rest of the setup. I then went into manual mode and watered each setting for 2 minutes -- which I could easily control from my phone. I did the first three zones with my phone. I then activated Rachio (skill) on my Echo and said, \"Alexa, tell Rachio to turn on zone 4 for 2 minutes.\" She confirmed that that had happened. I went out to my back porch and zone 4 was running. This is part of my ongoing step by step project of automating my house. My wife died suddenly last year and this project has been a good thing to keep me active. I'm an old guy but really love the technology of the 21st century. I feel like I'm living the science fiction of my youth. Enough about that....if your interests are similar to mine, I can give this unit an enthusiastic 10 out of 5 score!! It's a great addition to my home, yard, and automation project."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Wow !! I just hooked this unit up. I was converting from an Rain Bird controller which was running just fine, but I wanted the Internet interface so when I test the circuits I don't have to run back and forth to the garage to activate the next test cycle. This is an annual ritual and doing it on my iPhone is superior to the old way. BUT I must admit that Echo/Alexa sold me this product !! A couple of weeks ago on the regular Friday email telling me what Alexa's up to lately, it said that she could control this sprinkler controller. I was not aware of Internet interfaced controllers before and certainly not this model. Credible reviews were good so I took the plunge. When I received and opened it my first impression was \"Is this all there is?\" because it is about 1/3 the size of the Rain Bird and only about 20% as heavy -- which is to say not heavy at all (see specs). We Americans have a sensibility that \"if some's good, more's better\" so the bigger controller must be superior, right? Nope. This is like the iPhone of controllers. It is very smart and a dream to set up. Because it is so small and light it is also easy to physically attach to my garage wall. They even include the molly screws and plastic inserts. It is so light that there is no need to find a stud in the wall. Just figure out where you want it, and put it there. Actually, it took longer to download the app (since I did it on iTunes so it updated ALL my apps) than any other phase of the project. Once all the wires were attached for my 7 zones I plugged it in. The app found it immediately and led me through the rest of the setup. I then went into manual mode and watered each setting for 2 minutes -- which I could easily control from my phone. I did the first three zones with my phone. I then activated Rachio (skill) on my Echo and said, \"Alexa, tell Rachio to turn on zone 4 for 2 minutes.\" She confirmed that that had happened. I went out to my back porch and zone 4 was running. This is part of my ongoing step by step project of automating my house. My wife died suddenly last year and this project has been a good thing to keep me active. I'm an old guy but really love the technology of the 21st century. I feel like I'm living the science fiction of my youth. Enough about that....if your interests are similar to mine, I can give this unit an enthusiastic 10 out of 5 score!! It's a great addition to my home, yard, and automation project."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Help extend the life of your carpet with the Hoover Power Scrub Deluxe Carpet Cleaner. Designed to clean many carpeted and fabric surfaces in and around your home. Make cleaning a breeze with spill free tanks that are easy to access, easy to fill, empty and clean. The Power Scrub Deluxe features SpinScrub multiple brush system, a rinse option, automatic detergent mixing, a DualV Nozzle for more efficient cleaning and forced heated air for faster drying time.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: 2nd Hoover I've had...improved...good machine\n\nReview: I bought the Hoover F5914900 from Amazon 5 years ago. It worked quite well but since it is plastic a key part got broken and the machine was difficult to use after that, but it did a good enough job that I replaced it with this one recently. The first thing I noticed was that the design had been sufficiently changed so that the part that was broken on the previous model was no longer vulnerable. So I would characterize the design of this model as \"more robust\" that previous incarnations. But, to my surprise, the actual cleaning action of this model has also been improved. You can actually feel it \"scrubbing\" in a way that one did not feel on the previous version. It is easy to use and did the job on carpet spots with comparatively little effort. This machine IS NOT for professional application and wouldn't stand up with 8 or 10 hours per day of use. But I was able to do about 800 sq feet in a half hour...and that's all I will need for another 3 to six months. So this is a perfect machine for occasional home use and it did a terrific job first time out.","Product: The Elite Platinum 4-Quart 9-Functions Digital Pressure Cooker is a great appliance for various different type of cooking. With 9 easy to use preset menu functions, this appliance can lower your cooking time by 70%. Programmable pressure cooking time from 0-90 minutes with 24-hour delay times. Browning and Keep Warm feature. Perfect for a variety of cooking!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cooking for one or two becomes practical...\n\nReview: I am a widowed man (for the 2nd time) and live alone. Cooking for two is a chore. Cooking for one...not very attractive. I bought this item because my daughter has the 8 quart version and she thought I'd like it. I have been on a ketogenic diet (which has worked fabulously) and this cooker complements that effort perfectly. I like this better than a crock pot and even better than a microwave (for some things). I have made main courses, stews, soups, and desserts in this. It takes a little labor but produces enough for 3 to six meals. So it has very rapidly become the cooking medium of choice in my kitchen. It's not like \"mom's old pressure cooker.\" It's meant for the pace and lifestyle of today. Throw in some stuff, add a little water, push a button and come back after an episode of whatever... Everything I've done with it (so far) has been successful and infinitely more tasty than \"eating out.\" Very satisfied.","Product: 200 Watt Max Step Down Converter\n Converts 220/240 V to 110/120 V\n Led indicator light\n Fuse protected\n Ideal for fax machines, computers, typewriters, camera batteries, phone chargers and light portable equipment\nTRANSFORMER PURCHASE GUIDE : Remember to leave at least a 100% slack for the voltage converter transformer. Televisions, Heating appliances, Laser printers, Halogen & fluorescent bulbs and power tools spike when you turn them on. For these products you need to buy a voltage converter transformer that is at least 3-4 times the items capacity.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Using in in the UK when....\n\nReview: I was using this item in the UK with proper adapter plug. The item I was trying to use was rated at 50 watts but all of a sudden this began to smoke and then there was a flash and it was dead. It self-destructed under a 50 watt load. That's a fact. I don't know what to say. I won't make any value judgements since the facts speak for themselves. It was disappointing but it was also frightening and dangerous -- and made a heqq of smell in my hotel room. I discarded the converter in my waste basket because it is way to heavy to carry -- when it is dead and has no hope of working ever again.","Product: Thermaltake N0028USU HDD Docking Station. The picture is for display only and the hard drive is not included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not sure why others have problems....\n\nReview: First off, this product is working PERFECTLY for me. No complaints. No reservations.\n\nI have a DROBO which had 4 1Tb drives in it since I set it up. I have grown out of that and decided to add two bigger drives to the DROBO. What to do with the 2 drives coming out of the DROBO? I had originally thought I'd buy complete external drive housings, but these would cost almost as much as the drives themselves. I had never seen the \"dock\" solution.\n\nAfter reading the reviews about this unit, I was confused and felt I was taking a risk. But I sprung for it anyway. It arrived; I popped in the two 1 Tb drives; plugged in the power; plugged in the USB cable to a Mac Mini (running Snow Leopard); voila !! The Mac asked me if I'd like to initialize the drives -- which I did.\n\nFrom that point on they have functioned perfectly. I've backed up over 200 Gb to each of them without a hitch. Heat? What heat? They need to be in a place where the air can freely and naturally circulate around them (unrestricted).\n\nThat's it!! This is a great product and a real cost saver compared to buying individual drive boxes.\n\nIn short, totally satisfied.","Product: 200 Watt Max Step Down Converter\n Converts 220/240 V to 110/120 V\n Led indicator light\n Fuse protected\n Ideal for fax machines, computers, typewriters, camera batteries, phone chargers and light portable equipment\nTRANSFORMER PURCHASE GUIDE : Remember to leave at least a 100% slack for the voltage converter transformer. Televisions, Heating appliances, Laser printers, Halogen & fluorescent bulbs and power tools spike when you turn them on. For these products you need to buy a voltage converter transformer that is at least 3-4 times the items capacity.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Using in in the UK when....\n\nReview: I was using this item in the UK with proper adapter plug. The item I was trying to use was rated at 50 watts but all of a sudden this began to smoke and then there was a flash and it was dead. It self-destructed under a 50 watt load. That's a fact. I don't know what to say. I won't make any value judgements since the facts speak for themselves. It was disappointing but it was also frightening and dangerous -- and made a heqq of smell in my hotel room. I discarded the converter in my waste basket because it is way to heavy to carry -- when it is dead and has no hope of working ever again.","Product: Thermaltake N0028USU HDD Docking Station. The picture is for display only and the hard drive is not included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Not sure why others have problems....\n\nReview: First off, this product is working PERFECTLY for me. No complaints. No reservations.\n\nI have a DROBO which had 4 1Tb drives in it since I set it up. I have grown out of that and decided to add two bigger drives to the DROBO. What to do with the 2 drives coming out of the DROBO? I had originally thought I'd buy complete external drive housings, but these would cost almost as much as the drives themselves. I had never seen the \"dock\" solution.\n\nAfter reading the reviews about this unit, I was confused and felt I was taking a risk. But I sprung for it anyway. It arrived; I popped in the two 1 Tb drives; plugged in the power; plugged in the USB cable to a Mac Mini (running Snow Leopard); voila !! The Mac asked me if I'd like to initialize the drives -- which I did.\n\nFrom that point on they have functioned perfectly. I've backed up over 200 Gb to each of them without a hitch. Heat? What heat? They need to be in a place where the air can freely and naturally circulate around them (unrestricted).\n\nThat's it!! This is a great product and a real cost saver compared to buying individual drive boxes.\n\nIn short, totally satisfied.","Product: High-density, double shielding for maximum rejection of RF & em interference. Meets minimum thx certification standards for proper system performance, reliability & ease of installation.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sweet and portable ---\n\nReview: This is a NICE item if you're going on a long trip and you need an extremely portable tripod. We're going on a cruise next week and decided we'd like a tripod to take pictures of ourselves with grandiose backdrops -- without always bothering other people to take our picture. I chose this one because it is both compact and extends a little higher than the next closest model.\n\nThe first one I received was broken in the package. Actually, it looked like it had been shipped to someone else, broken, returned to Amazon then reshipped. But upon reporting this to Amazon I was provided free return materials and a replacement was shipped same day. I just received the replacement and, after getting out of the clam shell -- always frustrating -- I discovered WHY the other one was broken....\n\nThe mounting platform rotates 90 degrees so that a camera can be easily attached, however, if one simply attempts to do the 90 degree rotation, it is locked in place. If one tried to muscle it, that's how it could get broken. There is a spring loaded lock and one must push against the spring before attempting to rotate 90 degrees to mount the camera. This is very subtle, however, once you get the hang of it, it should give excellent service.\n\nIt meets all my needs of size and weight and ability to support small cameras. We have a small Nikon Coolpix and a Panasonic HD movie camera. It supports both of those (not at the same time) perfectly well. If you've got a 3 part Technicolor movie camera that weighs 200 lbs -- this isn't for you. But for most digital cameras that an individual might actually use on a vacation, it seems perfect -- what with luggage weight limitations, etc.","Product: Powered by lighteven indoorsthis keyboard makes battery hassles a thing of the past. Now, made for your Mac.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The best keyboard I've ever had !\n\nReview: I have had the Apple bluetooth keyboard for many years but it died the other day and I saw this on Amazon. Part of the trouble I was having was spotty hookup to bluetooth -- the the bluetooth receiver in my MacMini was working find for everything else. I had had another Logitech product with a dongle which had worked perfectly for a couple of years, so I had confidence the keyboard would work more constantly with the dongle setup. I downloaded the manual before buying and when I found that this keyboard will function for up to 3 mos. in the dark (once fully charged), I was sold. I received it yesterday and also found that it was a very Apple-like keyboard with the look, feel, and quality of an Apple product. It came fully charged. I downloaded the app that shows me the state of charge by pushing a button the keyboard (pretty cool). This is a Mac keyboard with the uniquely Mac keys. There are a couple of small differences...but they are only a matter of getting used to it. I plugged in the dongle and was immediately in business without any configuration or software installation (the state of charge monitor is optional but not required). So I would say that I am totally satisfied. I expected to be happy with the purchase...but not THIS happy. Highly recommended. PS: I figured out that I'll save at least 65-70% of the keyboard cost in not having to constantly replace AA batteries (not to mentioned the saved hassle). Update 12/28/2017 this is not a replacement of my Apple keyboard...it's a total upgrade. I'm sitting in my den and it's charging \"to the max\" with no direct sunlight in the room. I just left it for a week with the switch one (while away) and it was still 100% charged when I got back. Why aren't ALL wireless keyboards solar powered ?? !!","Product: Silverback Speaker Wire from Sewell offers deeper bass, greater clarity, better imaging, and cleaner highs from your connected loudspeakers and AV receiver. We've developed this speaker with the highest quality standards in mind. Instead of getting 90 to 100 threads of copper in 12 AWG wire, we've put 259 strands of copper into each conductor. Not only does an incredibly high strand count bring greater flexibility to your installation, but it also allows the current to travel around each strand (259) so that the speaker setup can play with less distortion at higher levels because it can move more efficiently. This is called the Skin Effect of speaker wire. Silverback Speaker Wire was designed to overcome all obstacles that plague audio fidelity.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Makes hookup fast and easy...and they sound really good...\n\nReview: I've never bought into the monster-cable philosophy of premium speaker cables. I understand that small wire gauges cause problems -- especially with long runs, but have questioned whether 12 gauge really sounds any better than 16 gauge for a run that is only 6 feet or so. I bought this with the Sprout amplifier because I wanted to be able to hook it up easily and having the attached banana plugs met that need. When the box arrived with new amp and these cables, I was able to hook it all up in about 10 minutes and was ready to \"listen.\" I'm using these with fairly high end Paradigm tower speakers; I listen principally to classical music. When I turned it all on, I was getting better more musical less strident sound from my system than ever before. Why? Was it the new amp? Was it just listening to something new (psychological)? Or what? There were too many variables to attribute the new sound to. Was there a single cause or was it the synergy of many factors? Don't know. All I know is that after using these cables by system sounded different and better than before AND they met my need for convenient hookup.","Product: The Drobo 5N was designed to deliver the best file sharing experience available. From the moment you open the box, youll know theres nothing like it. Its perfect for any connected home, home office, or business environment that needs simple, safe storage for sharing and backing up data over the network. Not only is the Drobo 5N fast, but also easy-to-use, expandable, and automatically protects against hard drive failure(s). Its perfect for storing large collections of photos, movies, music and documents and integration with Apple Time Machine makes it an excellent way to back up all your Macs to a single device. Supports myDrobo Platform and DroboAccess encrypted-end-to-end remote access, and DroboPix that allows secure and automatic uploads of mobile photos and videos. DroboApps support, including CrashPlan, ElephantDrive, BitTorrent Sync, ownCloud and Plex.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: You want a good storage experience, this is it....\n\nReview: I bought the original Drobo when it first came out a few years ago. I bought it with four 1 Tb WD Green drives. It hooked up as a USB 2.0 device and has worked flawlessly since I bought it. In fact it is one of the oldest pieces of computer gear I own -- but it just keeps chuggin' along. Every once in a while one of those green oblong lights on the front right side turns red. That's when I pop out that drive and swap it for a larger drive (hot swap, no problem) and life goes on. All those drives have been upgraded to larger sizes as my collection has grown to the point where I now have 2, 1.5 Tb drives and 2, 2 Tb drives. It's been a good experience. The original drives still work fine, but I'm sure it's hard for Drobo to make a dependable product that doesn't have built in obsolescence that is almost infinitely upgradable (with regard to the drives) and just keeps working, e.g. the \"age\" of my original Drobo. What a great piece it has been.\n\nLast year I decided I want to backup some \"other\" files that are not on my original Drobo so I made the mistake of buying a Patriot Javelin NAS box. I used those original 1 Tb drives in it. It took a LONG time to format them. It worked OK but was difficult to manage. The software that came with the box mostly didn't work -- the iTunes Server software NEVER worked. Product support was sluggish at best - in fact they've really never solved any of my problems and they take a long time to respond. Recently the Javelin refused to boot -- for no apparent reason -- I wrote to them, got no response and decided to take the Javelin out of service and buy this Drobo 5N. Finally, on the day I received the 5N from Amazon, I got a non-response from Patriot.\n\nSo now I've loaded my new Drobo 5N with those original 1 Tb drives and am up and running wirelessly with a drive that behaves \"familiarly\" based on my original Drobo. But some notes are in order:\n\n1. There is a video that basically says \"download the Dashboard (Drobo's disk management software), insert your drives, connect the Ethernet cable to your router, connect the power AND voila!! you're up and running. Well, not quite so fast.... In my case, it needed to do \"something\" with the drives and the Dashboard is not telling me what. Initially, it told me the drives were incompatible, so I called Drobo, got right through, and got an answer, immediately, which straightened the matter out. Because the drives were not \"empty\" I had to reset the Drobo and tell it it was OK to erase the drives. After that, the Dashboard took over with the startup. My only problem with that process was that it wasn't very lucid in keeping me informed about the status or process.\n\n2. So it took about a half hour to presumably reconfigure or format the drives before the Drobo 5N appeared on my network ready to go -- but that seems to have been because the drives had (Javelin) stuff on them at startup.\n\n3. My purpose in acquiring this box was to backup my iTunes Media folder (which is fat with media). I tried to drag and drop this 215 Gb folder to the 5N. It started copying the material but seemed to \"choke\", telling me that I didn't have permission to back this stuff up. But when I backed it up folder by folder, it worked pretty well. I called Drobo and reported this behavior and was told that \"for that much stuff I should use a backup program.\" They suggested Carbon Copy Cloner (this is a Apple Mac system), which I already owned.\n\n4. I resumed the backup using the CCC. Drobo Support said that if there were a drive problem CCC would give an error code report and they could then fix the problem from that report. Since using the backup program, there has been no problem and no report generated. That backup worked perfectly.\n\nSo the unit itself gets 5 stars with the caveat that if you use \"experienced\" drives in it, it takes a whole half hour to get it running. (It took most of a whole day to format the drives in the Javelin when I started it up.) I like the wireless aspect of the drive because I can see it throughout my Wi-Fi intranet here at home (5 Macs addressing one drive wirelessly).\n\nDrobo's approach to mass storage and the success I've had with my original Drobo is what sold me on getting this one. It has been one of the most perfect pieces of computer gear I've ever owned -- and I've been in the computer game since the '80's when I owned the original Mac. I like it because you don't have to be a network or storage geek to make it work for you. Once you've set it up, you can pretty much forget it.\n\nA couple of years ago I moved from Texas to Utah (good move!). When I arrived in Utah my Drobo would not come up. I was in a panic because I thought I'd lost 7 Tb of Data. I contacted Drobo -- they got back to me immediately -- and suggested that I use Disk Warrier (software) to restore the data. I did that and did not lose a thing :) I'm not sure what happened in the move to cause this (heqq, maybe it's the altitude) but was very pleased with the support and response which got it all running again in no time.\n\nIn their sales propaganda, Drobo says they want their customers to have \"a great storage experience\" (language they borrowed from Steve Jobs, I think). But actually, from my point of view, they have achieved just that. The attraction of the Mac, for me (after 20 years of Windows computing -- at work), is that I don't have to \"fuss with it\" to keep it running. As they say \"it just works\" -- which isn't really hype; by comparison with the Windows world, it is really true. Well, somehow, Drobo has understood that Apple mantra and produced a backup solution that you don't have to \"fuss with\" -- it just works (also). If the 5N works as well as my original Drobo has, then it may be the last Drobo I buy (!!) not because it doesn't work -- but because it works so well and so dependably.","Product: Pioneer APP RADIO 3 WITH DVD PLAYER\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Physical interface is a problem, but overall works as claimed.....\n\nReview: I have studied this product for months because it handles Apps in a different (an potentially more useful) way than any other product Ive found. I refrained from buying this product until the end of November because of all the disinformation on the Internet about whether it works with iPhone 5 and/or IOS7. There are some very strong naysayers out there about those questions. Those people kept me from buying the product.\n\nThen I decided to ask actual users of all three products (AppRadio 3, iPhone 5, and IOS 7) what their experience currently is. Every one of them came back with It works just fine. So I went ahead and took the plunge. I had it installed (professionally) yesterday. It took them over 7 hours. When they finally finished last night at 7:30PM I asked them to assist me in pairing the Bluetooth and Id figure out the rest (all the cabling) later. The Bluetooth pairing was the easiest of any device Ive paired with. The technician asked me to put the car (2009 Hyundai Santa Fe) in reverse to make sure the backup camera was working (it was), and I was off for the 50 mile drive home.\n\nAt this point, mind you, I had ONLY the Bluetooth hooked up. But I was able to listen to music off my Amazon Cloud Player app which sounded great. The display showed me complete information about song, artist, album, etc. It does not show the album artwork but that is neither a Pioneer nor an Apple limitation but, rather, a limitation in the Bluetooth spec. So the music is working great. Right after starting for home, I pushed the Pioneer Home Button and asked Siri to call my wife. That worked perfectly. When we finished the music resumed. I was traveling at night in winter weather over a 7,800 ft summit, so I pushed the Home Button and dictated a text to my wife that all was well. The music resumed. And then I sent a final text when I turned on to a final stretch of state road off the Interstate. Again, perfect text and Pioneer functioning perfectly.\n\nThe other first impression was the the unit looked absolutely fabulous in the dash and the screen was a hard material rather than the standard LCD flexible plastic material so the Pioneer felt like my iPhone.\n\nThe only thing I touched on my iPhone was right at the beginning of the trip when I selected a playlist from my Amazon App. The use of Apps controlled on the head unit requires the cabling (HDMI and Lightning/USB) but the Amazon IS NOT one of the apps that is controllable from the radio. So I touched my iPhone to make that music selection. The rest of the journey it could have been tucked in the center-console.\n\nI have read extensively about the App Radio 3 before I purchased it. I knew what cables I would need to use. AND I knew what it would and would not do relative to apps. My guess is that all the disinformation is from the people who did not have the patience to study a very complex product BEFORE they bought it. I downloaded the Owners Manual, read it, and knew what to expect. I was anything but disappointed. So far this unit has exceeded my expectations. The look and feel are amazing. The disinformation does damage to the marketplace and, so far, is without foundation.\n\nNow I will hook up the cabling and do the setup necessary to use the Pioneer-approved apps. Stay tuned.\n\nWhen connected through the Lightning plug to the System, things get a little more complicated. The AppRadio app needs to be present and you need to invoke that app on the iPhone before beginning to drive. The AppPhone icon on the head unit will light up. You tap on that icon and the apps that are approved to run on the head unit show up. These include Calendar, Contacts, and Photos. Maps show up but they don't work as they do on the phone. They are kind of a waste. I added the Car Media Player which plays the music resident on the iPhone very nicely. The Car Browser works OK (when parked) but does not have plug-ins for music so if you go the the URL of a music site, you cant play the music. So, again, an app of marginal use.\n\nI already had WAZE on my phone. It is compatible with the Pioneer system and works beautifully through AppRadio. It makes the radio look like a real hard-wired full time GPS.\n\nBut what I noticed is that when Im in AppRadio the Bluetooth is disconnected. I tried calling out using Siri and the home button, but after the call, the radio did not return to my Waze GPS in AppRadio. It actually took a bit of finagling to get the GPS back. BUT a little later I received a call, which I answered with the button on the radio. After the call, everything resumed as would be expected.\n\nOne thing that becomes clear is that there really are only a few apps that one wants to use on the road. The initial impression is that the AppRadio is severely limited on apps, but that is not really the case when you think about what is really appropriate to mess with on the road.\n\nWhen Im parked, I can watch Netflix through the head unit, just fine. I can even go to iBooks but that wouldnt be my first choice on how to read an iBook. So at the end of the day I will use my music app (Car Media Player) and Waze as my GPS. Any other app usage will be occasional to say the least.\n\nThe big concern I have is HOW it is hooked up. The unit requires the Apple Lightning to A/V adapter. To that are attached another USB Cable and an HDMI (yes, full-size like for a TV) cable. The combination of the A/V adapter and these two cable makes for an unsightly and unwieldy CLUMP of electronic hookup that doesnt work either practically or aesthetically very well. I have mine terminated in the armrest/console between the front seats, but the length of the cables does not allow very easy access to the phone for even limited access or even when parked, for that matter. There are certain things that need to be confirmed or allowed on the phone from time to time. Digging the phone out of the console to tap it just once is a huge driving distraction. But I cant put the phone on my dash or hang it on my windshield because the cable length of the Lightning A/V interface is only about 4.\n\nSo the bottom line is that this combo is a work in progress. The iPhone works fabulously. The Pioneer does its job as well and looks and sounds great in the process. But the point where they actually come together (the interface between the two) is problematical. It could be enhanced considerably by a Lightning extension cable. Apple doesnt make one. Amazon stocks one that is made in China and takes two months to procure. Half the people say it doesnt work (except to charge) once you get it. So that seems like an obvious but impractical solution because it doesnt really exist in a way that does not compromise either the Apple or the Pioneer experience.\n\nThe other possibility is for Apple or Pioneer to create a DOCK that could be dash mounted that contains the A/V adapter in the dock and all cables disappear into the dash from the bottom of the dock, i.e. a totally clean installation. BMW does that on a factory basis, but, alas, at this writing such an aesthetically pleasing solution does not exist for the aftermarket. Both the iPhone5 and the AppRadio 3 work just fine. But the interface between them is a problem not because it doesnt work but because it is such a CLUMP and there is nothing obvious that can be done about that.","Product: 7.2-channel Wi-Fi Built-In high performance Network AV Receiver. Supports the latest HDMI version, 4K up scaling, AirPlay and HTC Connect. YPAO R.S.C. and YPAO Volume ensure optimum system sound quality and balance. Multi-zone operation allows system expansion.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An upgrade that's worked out well...\n\nReview: I had a 5 year old version of this same unit which has given great service. I had acquired that unit after two or three Onkyo's because I had had a Yamaha receiver back in the '80's which was stolen from an apartment I had lived in temporarily -- along with about $5K of other Yamaha equipment. After using Onkyo for the intervening years, I just decided I wanted the \"musicality\" of the Yamaha, again. This unit is almost identical with my older unit except for the way it interacts with WiFi and the Apple home sharing feature -- both of which I use extensively. I'd rather control this unit from my iPhone app than from the included remote. The older unit which was wired through Ethernet, surprisingly, didn't seem as dependable with the app as this unit does. As to the sound, I am more than satisfied and the unit serves me well for both music and home theater video. I have it wired for 7.1 channels and use it with an Optoma Projector on to a 96\" screen. The setup keeps me home to watch movies and is used daily. The atmosphere is more comfortable, the technical aspects are outstanding, AND my feet don't stick to the floor.","Product: The Drobo holds true to the unique design and simplicity that has made Drobo the best desktop storage solution for storing and protection all your data. No storage expertise is required to ensure your data is always safe and protected. Inside every Drobo is the beyondraid storage technology that protects data against a hard disk crash, yet is simple enough for anyone to use. As long as you have more than a single disk in Drobo, all data on Drobo is safe no matter which hard disk fails. THERE'S no need to worry about anything else.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: it's an easy matter to hot swap the smallest drive for a ...\n\nReview: I bought this Drobo to replace the original Drobo 4-Bay unit which I've had since Drobo was first introduced. The original performed flawlessly for its lifetime but, due to the date of its introduction (ca. 2007), it was not designed to accommodate drives larger than 2 Tb and the firmware had some limitations, also. So I replaced it with this unit. As a computer oriented product, 8 years of use is an extraordinary lifetime. I gave it to my son and it is still going strong.\n\nI did not expect that the disk drives from my first unit would transfer to my new unit intact. I expected that I would need to reformat them and start over, but to my pleasant surprise when I inserted them in the new box and started it up all of the files were intact and recognized.\n\nWith the old unit, it was partitioned into three 2Tb drives -- so three drives appeared on my desktop. I had backed up the files on the old Drobo, so I reformatted the new one, anyway, for one unit of 16 Tb. I then reimported my backed up files which now all appear in a single disk drive in my Finder (Mac). From a housekeeping standpoint this is a big improvement.\n\nBoth boxes have been used with a MacMini as a media server for iTunes. During the past 8 years I have lost two disk drives that were in the Drobo but I have never lost ANY data or any files. I have been able to extract failed drives and replace them with new drives as hot swaps. Sometimes it can take 35 hours for Drobo to reconfigure itself after a swap, but the files are available the entire time and there has never been any downtime in our home theater.\n\nFinally, over time disk drives fill up. With Drobo all of the disks in the array do not need to be the same size. When one fills up you get a message and, again, it's an easy matter to hot swap the smallest drive for a new and larger unit. Again...no loss of date nor time to access the data. A couple of years ago I tried an NAS RAID box but, compared to my Drobo experience, was totally dissatisfied with it. It had neither the intelligence nor the ease of use of my Drobo (which was still in service). So I now have three Drobos: this one, a mini (with 4 1 Tb drives), and a 5N wireless network drive that I use as backup for the other two (in has 5 bays). I use Carbon Copy to backup various data sets every night (automatically). Every once it a while I spot-check to make sure the files appear both on the primary drive and the 5N backup. I feel like this combination of software, hardware, and programmed backup keeps everything safe. Eight years into the Drobo experience I am delighted with the stability of the system and the results I have obtained from it.","Product: Exclusively for your Mac, Transcend's StoreJet for Mac SJM 300 Portable Hard Drive provides immense storage space and offers superior data transfer speeds.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Successful external storage (for a MacMini)...\n\nReview: I have this hooked up to a MacMini as a Thunderbolt drive. It contains about 30,000 iTunes tracks and my Dropbox file and some other data. Unlike other reviews, I don't find it running particularly hot. I have a WD Passport (similar drive but USB 3) that I use with a MacBook Pro. I like this one because it has a metal case that \"matches\" the Apple look of my MacMini since the housing is metal instead of plastic, it \"feels\" more substantial than my WD Passport. It just sits on a shelf and is not used \"portably.\" It does exactly what it is supposed to do (I do back it up weekly) and it's speed is sufficient for my needs. I'm not trying to do power/space/speed-hungry video rendering. It is simply used as an I/O storage device for office-type documents and iTunes music (only). Actually, I'm not sure I EVER expect to fill it up.","Product: Teac WOOD ANALOG TURNTABLE 2 SPEED\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Total satisfaction turned to unusability....\n\nReview: I just got mine today. The setup was easy but I am of a vintage that's done this before. Nevertheless, the German setup video on YouTube recalled some nuances to mind that I might have forgotten. Back before CD's (in the first vinyl era) this would have been a VERY nice turntable for the money....then. For the same money, now, it is an incredible value. I pulled out an LP I've owned 40 years from the Franklin Mint \"Greatest 100 Recordings of all Time\" because these were immaculately processed back then and they are packed in dust proof jackets...so they were state-of-the-art during a time when the quality of vinyl pressings had deteriorated horribly (domestically). I placed it on the Teac, lowered the arm, and felt like I'd just time-warped to 1975 in my Delorean. Great Scot !! the disc sounded beautiful and the turntable works flawlessly. Bottom line: this is an awesome product especially for the money. Playing through a NAD amplifier and 8\" Paradigm towers....I'm totally satisfied.\n\nPS: there IS a blue LED that tells when it's on. And the dust cover (important for playing vinyl) clears the turntable by about a 1/4\" on all sides so there is no problem with playing \"records\" with the cover shut.\n===============\nAddendum: 2 years later...this turntable has turned unusable. It is belt driven (which can be a good thing), but I'm a mechanical engineer and my opinion is that the design does not allow enough belt contact with the drive shaft of the motor...thus I'm experiencing a horrible wobble that renders the unit unusable. Also the center tapered bearing is not capable of lubrication so the turning resistance cannot be mitigated. Very disappointed. When it was good, it was great....but it didn't last. Changing stars from 5 to 2 (which is generous)...it has become a zero. AND it has not been mistreated in the least....sitting in one place for two years without with tender loving care the whole time.","Product: America's favorite khakis. Manage your professional style in total comfort--our signature khaki is cut from a super soft fabric and offers a classic fit. The no wrinkles fabric looks newer for longer and keeps you looking sharp from desk to dinner\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: They're real Dockers and they exceed my expectations....\n\nReview: Dockers have always been the benchmark for this type of pant. Amazon didn't always have them, so I've put up with lesser brands on-line because real Dockers were not available. Now they are. I am very pleased with these and will be buying another couple of pair after I get to goal weight. I've lost 45 lbs in recent months and am still working on the final 40...(the total will end up being 125)...so on a journey like that you go through a lot of size changes; I am now to the place that I don't want to invest in further wardrobe until I touchdown on that goal...but I'm not on a diet...I've made a major lifestyle shift and expect the weight to stay off for the rest of my life. It's the new normal on health....","Product: Those Magnificent Men Their Flying Machines VHStape 20th Century Fox\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A delightful contest of stereotypes !\n\nReview: Other than being a great movie about early aircraft -- which have a tremendous charm of their own -- and being a very funny movie, this movie really is about national stereotypes. There is the American who's a cowboy, the German who's regimented and military (and Goldfinger, no less), the Italian who sings as he flies, the French who aren't particularly fastidious about details....and on and on. The word stereotype has become stereotyped, itself, as some sort of evil thing at this point in our history. However, in 1965 when this was a \"road show\" (you needed reserved seats purchased ahead of time to see it) and shown in deluxe Cinerama venues it was a very unique enterprise. The comedy was IN the pitting of these stereotypes against each other in nationalistic but good-natured fun. As far as that issue (stereotyping) is concerned, this movie shows us that the pendulum has swung way too far in the \"other\" direction and we all take ourselves way too seriously. I think that's what the movie is about (today) and the scenery, the vistas, and the ancient aircraft are the props around which this comedy of nationalities plays itself out.\nA unique sort of fun -- not unlike \"It's a Mad Mad World...\" or \"The Great Race\" all of which were created around the same time. I will be pleased to view it in DVD splendor in widescreen format and surround. It's an old friend that I haven't visited for a long time.\nPS: the first time I saw it was in Germany (dubbed in German) which gave it an even more interesting perspective.","Product: Ben-Hur is a 1959 American epic historical drama film, directed by William Wyler, produced by Sam Zimbalist and starring Charlton Heston, Stephen Boyd, Jack Hawkins, Hugh Griffith and Haya Harareet. It won a record 11 Academy Awards, including Best Picture\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Back to the original....\n\nReview: I saw Ben-Hur the first time in April, 1960 for my 16th birthday. It was a road show movie -- which meant that you bought a reserved seat ticket a week or two ahead of the showing. It was in a thousand seat theater which was packed. It was a rather awesome experience the first time out. I have seen it many times since over the years, but I have never seen it where it looked or sounded as good as it did that day. I bought the \"soundtrack\" album (which wasn't really a soundtrack) and loved Miklos Rozsa's score from the beginning. I bought the sheet music booklet and played it over and over again on the family piano.\n\nWhen video started in 1976 with the release of Sony's BetaMax (arguably the beginning of the consumer video era), I taped it off the TV. Later I had an RCA CED disk of it -- then later a LaserDisc -- then finally the first DVD release (which was of the same restored version as the Blu-Ray). The DVD release is the only one (until the Blu-Ray) that offered the film in a pristine version.\n\nLast night my wife and I watched the new Blu-Ray for the first time. We have a 96\" HD projected home theater with 7.1 surround. THIS is the first time in 53 years that Ben-Hur came through like the first time -- video, sound, and the impact of the movie, overall. It was quite magnificent. I have been a Blu-Ray naysayer when it comes to \"old\" movies because I thought it didn't make sense to have it in Blu-Ray when the resolution of the original wasn't as good as the Blu-Ray spec. I was wrong.\n\nThe differences between the DVD and the Blu-Ray are not startling. But the smallest details and the textures of the costumes and details of the set decoration are somehow much more real and vibrant. So the Blu-Ray is the end of the journey to get back to the original experience of this movie.\n\nAND what I noticed last night is the overall craftsmanship of this production. It's that total craftsmanship of the entire experience -- actors, music, set decoration, costumes, technical color and sound, etc. that had the impact on us like never since 1960. It is no wonder that this movie is still the Oscar king. It is a movie like no other when it comes to all of those details. Modern CGI might have made some of the matte painting more realistic or might have presented the opening Nativity more realistically but, otherwise, modern technology would not make this movie \"look\" any better.\n\nBottom line: Blu-Ray -- well processed from restored and cleaned elements (as in this case) -- makes a remarkable difference in restoring the beauty of classic movies which started out as beautiful productions. I can't think of a movie from the era of road show epics that could profit as much as this one. To see this movie properly (and from Blu-Ray) is to reproduce a wonderful experience.\n\nPS: for TV's that are 32\" or below, the DVD experience is as good (for me) as the Blu-Ray. The bigger the screen the more Blu-Ray makes a difference.","Product: Celebration of The Human Spirit, Filled with Heart And Soul.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: BluRay is a step up...\n\nReview: I have had this movie in two previous DVD incarnations -- one full screen and one widescreen (preferred). I use it in teaching a lot. I teach Covey's 7 Habits of Highly Effective People at a university and use this movie as the basis for an essay final (since it shows all 7 Habits being played out). The BluRay is much more like the theater experience. It's not startling, but it is clearer and the sound is perfect. If you're not acquainted with the story, it is one of the best sports-based yarns out there. Of course, it is also a metaphor for the entire struggle for integration and the end-goals of the entire Civil Rights Movement. Since it's a real story based on real people it's also highly creditable. For today's young people who only read about that period as history, it is also an eye-opener. The movie is recommended in any format you find it; the BluRay is recommended if you have a system capable of demonstrating its virtues.","Product: Experience the event of a lifetime with this spectacular 25th anniversary celebration of one of the most popular musicals ever written, Les Misrables. Honoring 25 years of this incredible show, this momentous film captures the excitement of two magnificent sold-out performances that were watched live around the world. With a phenomenal all-star cast, including pop star Nick Jonas (Jonas Brothers), Tony Award winner Lea Salonga (the voice of Disneys Mulan and Princess Jasmine), and over 500 additional artists and musicians, revel in the songs of the unforgettable characters as they struggle for redemption and revolution.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A GREAT Evening !!\n\nReview: We have loved Les Mis for over 20 years. We own the previous concert version, also, but always regretted that it was not released in a 16:9 format with DD 5.1 sound. This version does one better to that wish list and adds 1080P Blu-Ray HD. So technically, this is the version to own if you have the hardware to display it. In our case we have a projection system with a 92\" screen and sound to match. I put it together myself and it cost less than most 55\" LCDs. For this kind of program THAT becomes an event that's better than being there -- the popcorn is better (and cheaper) and our feet don't stick to the floor:)\n\nAs to the performance, well, we love Colm Wilkinson in the first concert but we always wondered how the piece would be with a \"real\" tenor (ala Placido Domingo). Alfie Boe comes close to that ideal. It's a whole different Val Jean. Wonderful !! Norm Lewis as Javert keeps up with the main protagonist with a more than menacing but nuanced performance. Lea Salonga is a repeat from the previous cast, albeit, playing a different part. She is so familiar with this work that she could probably sing ALL the parts if she had to. She's always enthralling. The rest of the cast fill their respective roles with distinction. Marius doesn't bother me as much as he does some reviewers.\n\nSo this Blu-Ray has it all. It may be the single BEST Blu-Ray I have acquired because it is live HDTV rather than a Blu-Ray of a film. Most films don't have the resolution of which Blu-Ray is capable. Blu-Ray shines best when the original material was shot in HD video. That is the case here and, along with a stunning performance and real sense of occasion, it ends up being our favorite Blu-Ray of the many we have.","Product: On eight DVDS, the complete Frankfurt Ring can finally be heard and seen. There is an extremely interesting and exciting \"Making Of\" to The Rhinegold with elucidations by the Vera Nemirova and Sebastian Weigle. An obligatory DVD set for the 2013 Wagner Year.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What a deal !!\n\nReview: I saw the ring at the local Cineplex and liked it much better than I thought I might. Modern adaptations have gone over the top in trying to make the Ring a story it isn't. It would be nice to see a modern production that follows Wagner's stage directions completely. BUT this production with all its effects and machines somehow comes closer than most modern productions -- certainly including Bayreuth. So I've ordered mine and am looking forward to seeing it on my own big screen in my own media room where the popcorn is not rancid and my feet don't stick to the floor.\n\nBut what I find interesting is that we can have this BluRay HD TV version for about $112 but it still costs about $150 to DOWNLOAD the Karajan version which is audio only and over 45 years old. That makes this set an incredible deal with better sound, a wonderful orchestra, and HD Video to boot !!\n\nFinally, I'm so glad the Met and Universal got together to release this material. The Met has one of the best standing HD setups in all theater (in the world) and it was a shame that all the lesser theaters were releasing their stuff on Blu Ray (for some time) and we had NOTHING from the Met. I have great hope for this new alliance. May it produce wonderful HD productions for years to come. (Now I only wish the Met would come up with a Netcast arrangement similar to the Berlin Philharmonic's \"Digital Concert Hall.\" For those of us living west of the Hudson, that would be a real boon. The Cineplex was great but home is better.)","Product: Arranged by Lorin Maazel, The Ring Without Words is designed to be free flowing and chronological, beginning with the first note of Rheingold and finishing with the last chord of Goetterdaemmerung. All the music is Wagner's and even the transitional mater\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: HD Wagner by the BPO...with Maazel\n\nReview: This Ring without Words (opera without lyrics) is a good idea. Overall it's OK in the spirit of Stokowski's old Symphonic Syntheses of Wagner. There are some sections of the Ring that I would have added and others are shortened, so at the end of the day I guess I'd rather assemble my own \"suite\" from other sources. I like it better than the Neeme Jrvi recording of another \"suite.\"\n\nAs a video, for those of us weaned on Bernstein's TV (particularly children's) concerts, Maazel is a better conductor to listen to than to watch. He conducts this complicated assembly of \"bleeding chunks\" from memory which, given the number of tempo changes, is pretty impressive. But he really has one facial expression...which is rather stern. I have a sister who is a cellist who performed at the Blossom Festival during the transition from George Szell to Lorin Maazel. She reported back then that most of her peers didn't feel he was a very nice guy...and that's sorta the way he shows up on screen.\n\nBUT the Blu-Ray is from the BPO's HD setup at the Philharmonie (in Berlin) and is technically fabulous.\n\nI had seen some of this concert on You Tube (in decidedly lower resolution), so I knew what I was getting into. It's a great souvenir of an \"experiment in Wagner reduction\" but buying the Met Blu-Rays of their production with \"the machine\" is much more rewarding. If you're a great Maazel fan and a Wagner fan then you're probably the \"target market\" for this...but I'm not sure that population is very large.","Product: This recording also includes authentic World War II surround-sound battle effects explosions and fly-overs.Back in the early '60s RCA-Victor must've felt like they'd stumbled into a gold mine with their television soundtracks what with Henry Mancini's music from the series Peter Gunn which yielded a hit single and a second LP of music and Richard Rodgers' music from Victory at Sea. The latter documentary series running 26 half-hours originally aired on NBC in 1952-1953 but it was even re-cut for theatrical release at one point and was re-show in its entirety in syndication on local television stations right into the mid-'60s; and Robert Russell Bennett's arrangements of the Rodgers music yielded a string of hit albums four in number recorded in the mid-'50s and showcasing the label's 'Living Stereo' sound reproduction. This CD contains another 67 minutes' worth of music from the series and strangely enough it is slightly more appealing than the first volume. The main body of\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Building Volume 2 of 1959...\n\nReview: Back after the advent of consumer stereo -- which began in earnest in 1958 -- This was an early acquisition to my collection which I played on my GE Stereo in my bedroom. I downloaded the MP3 of the first four tracks which were the last four tracks on the original Volume 2 album -- comprising all of side two of the original LP. I put these together with the final four tracks of the previous CD and these 8 tracks together rebuild the album I once knew. I found the original artwork on the net so my retro album of old has been reconstructed and appears in my iTunes library. That's WHY I bought these tracks...\n\nMuch has been made of the sound effects -- however, on my eight tracks there are NO sound effects. Volume 2 of this music was released early in the stereo era in Living Stereo. Thus the underlying recording of the music is quite superb. At first, I missed the sound effects I remembered -- which, as I remember them, began with battle ship gunfire at the beginning of side 2 just before \"Allies on the March\" -- they were startling in their time. When Volume 3 (of the LP's) came out it was dominated by sound effects and the music took back seat. But the eight tracks that constitute my restoration of my old album have no sound effects. HOWEVER, I'm hearing musical details that I do not remember. The recording of the music -- presumably from Living Stereo masters -- is just gorgeous. The sound effects were mixed in after the music masters were recorded, so the source for this music has to be \"upstream\" from that mix down.\n\nAs said, I initially missed the pyrotechnics, but am now very pleased to have the music in Bennett's superb orchestrations played in what, to me, sounds like a modern recording. Certainly, this music sounds better (even in the MP3 version) than the original LP ever did on my GE Stereo (by the time I acquired first-rate components, this album was totally worn out). Now I listen to this over my AppleTV system through first-rate equipment with the artwork and annotations whirling around on a 96\" projection screen. For me, it's the best yet. If I want sound effects, I'll find a video version of the actual series and get 'em that way. The sound effects were lo-fi from WW!! film footage (at least the guns), anyhow. Let the music ring; it's a great soundtrack very well recorded.\n\nAnother historical note; back in the day, Volume I (LP) was issued two or three years after Volume II. The original of Volume I was released in the mid-fifties in mono only. The masters were also mono. Due to the success of Volume II in the stereo era, RCA re-recorded Volume I in Living Stereo after Volume II. Volume III came out much later during the Dynagroove era which was quite a step down from the glories of Living Stereo ca. 1958 thru 1961.","Product: Garrick Ohlsson, piano - Leila Josefowicz, violon - Carter Brey, violoncelle - Elizabeth Man, flûte - Ewa Podles, contralto - Orchestre Philharmonique de Varsovie - Kazimierz Kord, direction\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Ohlsson for modern Chopin\n\nReview: I've seen Garrick Ohlsson perform live many times -- even within the past month. He never disappoints. He has intelligence, technique, and musicality. He started out life as a winner of the Chopin competition in Poland, so he has credentials for this repertoire.\n\nThis encyclopedic traversal of the Chopin repertoire is pretty unique. As great a Chopin exponent as Rubinstein was, he didn't leave us the \"complete works\". I have all of HIS CD's of the things he recorded in the repertoire.\n\nSo one buys Ohlsson to get a new and fresh point of view as presented by a modern, living, performing interpreter.\n\nI have his Beethoven Sonatas, too. But I also have all of them from Kempff and Gulda.\n\nI enjoy the slight (or more than slight) changes in tempo or phrasing or dynamics. If you're only going to do Chopin once, you won't go wrong with this set -- either musically or technically. I picked them up for about 80 bucks and they are a great addition to my library.","Product: Australian conductor Charles Mackkerras's complete Mozart Symphonies set is widely considered the prime recommendation for a modern digital recording of this cornerstone of the repertoire. This beautiful slimline package reissues the set in a more space-efficient form at less-than-half the original price! The reissue has received strong international reviews. It includes a 44 page booklet. The individual single disc volumes of the cycle are all strong sellers\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An update to Marriner....\n\nReview: for me, I purchased this set as an update to my long-held set my Neville Marriner. The latter were recorded before the digital era and the sound is variable. I will continue to keep them as the standard for Mozart Symphonies, but I wanted a new version (in addition to the fact that, sadly, one of my Marriner disks was stolen out of an apartment along with about $5,000 worth of equipment).\n\nThe late Maestro Mackerrras was a a first-rate musician who did not have quite the PR machine of his contemporaries but gave wonderful service to classical music over a long career. My first recording of his was a Grieg/Sibelius album back in the RCA \"Living Stereo\" era. He was also early with a Messiah on EMI \"in the original style\" (with scaled-down forces) but with modern instruments ca. 1970. His Beethoven Symphony cycle on EMI tries to keep up with Ludwig's metronome markings and, thereby, comes out quite differently than the usual set. Mackerras was a scholar but he was not pedantic.\n\nTelarc set the standard for classical digital recording early on with the work of Jack Renner before the CD was even introduced. This set does not have \"some\" of the early Telarc hallmarks but, then, the music is Mozart. The orchestral sound is smooth in the strings and well-articulated in the cellos and basses. I do not find the \"echo\" to be a big deal. On the contrary, I can imagine the Prague Chamber Orchestra playing in venues that Mozart himself might have known.\n\nI am very satisfied with this set. Tempos are crisp and it all sounds wonderful in a home theater, a traditional two-speaker (medium high end) stereo, or on my portable devices (earphones or car stereo). The price is right for this combined Telarc collection. Spoil yourself -- buy it then sit back and relax with Wolfgang -- it's a highly civilized way to spend a Sunday afternoon :)","Product: 2014 release. Featuring heartwarming and uplifting hymns like 'Christ the Lord Is Risen Today,' 'When I Survey the Wondrous Cross,' and 'He is Risen,' your Easter holiday will be filled with true remembrance and thankfulness for Christ, His life and the love He shows for each of God's Children.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Handel is a preview....\n\nReview: As with a previous reviewer, the highlight of the album for me is the two closing choruses from Messiah. Mack Wilberg -- one of the most popular choral arrangers on the planet right now (source: Oxford Press) has re-arranged the entire Messiah to integrate modern scholarship on baroque performance with the heft and glorious sound of a larger choir. Ever since Colin Davis' LSO recording with 44 voices, the emphasis has been on baroque sized forces. But the spiritual impact of the MTC in the \"big\" numbers cannot be achieved by Davis or by Hogwood. So Dr. Wilberg has undertaken to give us the best of both worlds. The MTC just finished live performances of the entire Messiah which is being recorded and should appear for sale next year.\n\nAs I have read dozens of biographies of the very top tear of solo singers (from the MET and similar houses) it has always amazed me that they frequently credit the old Ormandy/Philadelphia Orchestra/MTC recording ca. 1959 as the place where the \"learned\" Messiah. Today's MTC is tons better than the one of yore. The basic sound is the same but the articulation and overall crispness with which this large organization sings puts them now at the top of their (over 175 year long) game.\n\nI, for one, will await the new version of the complete Messiah with updated sound, updated thinking, and the current virtuoso accomplishment of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir -- at the top of it's game.","Product: In 1961 when this recording was made everyone in this stellar cast was in their vocal prime and deliver what surely must be one of the most thrilling studio performances of Aida ever offered to the public. Conductor Solti's well-considered judicious tempos heighten the power, drama and allure of Verdi's various settings and Decca's vintage stereo sonics still sound great.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Classic performance with amazing sound...\n\nReview: I have been acquainted with this recording since its release in 1962, but just received this CD. Back then London (Decca) did some European Recording for RCA -- using their own producers and technical people. But this one is the opposite situation. This one was produced in Europe by RCA during the Living Stereo era by Richard Mohr. At about the same time John Culshaw produced an Aida with Tebaldi and Karajan in Vienna -- so this RCA production was the competition to that production. But what strikes me in listening to this 55 year old recording is the pristine clarity of it. The recording at the technical level is just gorgeous. RCA was using 1/2\" tape at the time and accomplished better signal to noise ratios than others using 1/4\" tape. Living Stereo was the product of John Pfeiffer and Richard Mohr and their unique understanding of the stereo medium.\n\nOf course, one buys this record because (1) it is a classic, because of (2) Price -- who arguably owned the role -- and because (3) this recording has attained an almost legendary status -- certainly outlasting the competition of the time -- including the Karajan/Tebaldi version. But the point of my comments is that I don't believe the buyer gives up ANYTHING in recording quality vis a vis \"modern digital technology.\" Very highly recommended.","Product: Decca Eloquence continues it's exploration of the recordings of Pierre Monteux (several to follow this year) with a coupling of two works that invoke the supernatural. Monteux's brilliant, yet cultivated late-1950s readings of these works offer much pleasure, and both are released internationally on Decca CD for the first time.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Souvenir of the conductor and time...\n\nReview: This recording was originally released in the U.S. on RCA Living Stereo at about the same time as a recording from the same forces of Beethoven's Pastoral. I had the good fortune at the same time of seeing/hearing Monteux conduct this with the Utah Symphony. Monteux was 84 at the time. He was an unqualified master and the evening was magic. So I have been looking for this recording as a kind of souvenir of Monteux's way with Berlioz at that time in his distinguished career. He was a little sensitive about being pigeon-holed as a \"French\" conductor, nevertheless, his way with the music of his homeland was wonderful (be it Berlioz, Debussy, or Ravel). I have other Fantastique recordings, both vintage and modern, but none are clearly (musically) superior to this one. I don't know whether RCA \"specified\" any of the technical aspects of this recording to the London/Decca team, but the sound is in the same league as the other legendary Living Stereo Classics of the time.","Product: HP 920XL Cyan High Yield Original Ink Cartridge (CD972AN). HP 920 ink cartridges work with: HP Officejet 6000, 6500, 7000, 7500. Cartridge yield (approx.): 700 pages. Get up to 2X the pages with Original HP XL ink cartridges compared to standard cartridges. Original HP ink cartridges are specially designed to work with your printer to consistently deliver standout results throughout the life of your cartridge. Ensure that your printing is right the first time and every time with HP printer ink: 920 ink. What's in the box: New Original 920XL HP ink cartridge (CD972AN) Color: Cyan.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Amazon and Prime are there !!\n\nReview: It's just getting too easy to order all this kind of stuff from Amazon. By the time I travel 15 miles to Staples to buy this cartridge, I've paid much more than I pay Amazon. The ink indicator on my printer shows I'm low, I do a one-click order from Amazon, and get it in two days with free shipping (on Amazon Prime). The price is better and what could be easier. I've ordered refilled cartridges elsewhere, but have decided that HP printers really do better with HP ink. Total cost is even less than Costco. Amazon is becoming shopping-central for more things than I ever thought possible. With the current price of gas, I may not get out much anymore when I can just do the one-click thing on Amazon.\n\nSo, OK, this review is about the service not the product. If you buy an HP printer, you've already decided to buy the product so it doesn't much matter how many stars it gets....does it!!\n\nLong live Amazon!!","Product: New York Times Best Seller Nutripoints Book 5th Edition Revised Jan/2012 by Dr. Roy Vartabedian and Kathy Matthews. Nutripoints is the ultimate guide to \"healthy eating made simple.\" No more counting calories, protein, carbohydrates, fats, cholesterol, sodium, sugar, vitamins, minerals all that work has been done for you, and formulated into just one number the Nutripoint score. The higher the Nutripoint score for a food, the higher its nutritional value. Based on nutrient density, no other plan is easier or healthier. Get 100+ Nutripoints per day from 6 food groups, and you get all the nutrition you need, and avoid all that you don't need. Book lists hundreds of foods to choose from in fruit, vegetable, grain, legume, milk/dairy, and meat/fish/poultry groups from highest to lowest. Also includes a separate alphabetical list. The Nutripoint score for a total of 3,600+ foods gives you the power to create and manage your own healthy eating plan. Includes 85 high-Nutripoint recipes, 2-week menu plan, shopping guide. Newly updated with 600 new foods including cereals, yogurts, juices and fruit drinks, fast foods, diet foods, snack and health bars, sports bars, sports drinks, coffee drinks, doughnuts, vegetarian foods, soymilks, new margarines, frozen entrees, soups, sandwiches, and Whole Foods store brands. New sections on organic foods, sweeteners, juicing, and updates in sections on supplements, shopping lists, questions and answers on Nutripoints. Large-Edition (6.14\" x 9.21\") 466 page paperback.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Book, need Kindle Version\n\nReview: This is a great system, as others have noted. It has more sense and more science behind it than most. BUT this is a relatively bulky book -- and this is information you'd really like to have with you -- and without the bulk.\n\nBottom Line: Doc, we need a Kindle version -- whether for iPhone, iPad, or even a Kindle Reader -- that's the way to go for information that needs to be \"at hand\" but the bulk is a problem. I carry about 50 books with me on my iPad all the time. Many are reference and look-up books. They get used A LOT.\n\nSo Doc(tor Vartebedian) please bring your work into the 21st Century by allowing us to read it \"when, where, and how\" we want (and need) it."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Help extend the life of your carpet with the Hoover Power Scrub Deluxe Carpet Cleaner. Designed to clean many carpeted and fabric surfaces in and around your home. Make cleaning a breeze with spill free tanks that are easy to access, easy to fill, empty and clean. The Power Scrub Deluxe features SpinScrub multiple brush system, a rinse option, automatic detergent mixing, a DualV Nozzle for more efficient cleaning and forced heated air for faster drying time.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: 2nd Hoover I've had...improved...good machine\\n\\nReview: I bought the Hoover F5914900 from Amazon 5 years ago. It worked quite well but since it is plastic a key part got broken and the machine was difficult to use after that, but it did a good enough job that I replaced it with this one recently. The first thing I noticed was that the design had been sufficiently changed so that the part that was broken on the previous model was no longer vulnerable. So I would characterize the design of this model as \\\"more robust\\\" that previous incarnations. But, to my surprise, the actual cleaning action of this model has also been improved. You can actually feel it \\\"scrubbing\\\" in a way that one did not feel on the previous version. It is easy to use and did the job on carpet spots with comparatively little effort. This machine IS NOT for professional application and wouldn't stand up with 8 or 10 hours per day of use. But I was able to do about 800 sq feet in a half hour...and that's all I will need for another 3 to six months. So this is a perfect machine for occasional home use and it did a terrific job first time out.\",\n \"Product: The Elite Platinum 4-Quart 9-Functions Digital Pressure Cooker is a great appliance for various different type of cooking. With 9 easy to use preset menu functions, this appliance can lower your cooking time by 70%. Programmable pressure cooking time from 0-90 minutes with 24-hour delay times. Browning and Keep Warm feature. Perfect for a variety of cooking!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cooking for one or two becomes practical...\\n\\nReview: I am a widowed man (for the 2nd time) and live alone. Cooking for two is a chore. Cooking for one...not very attractive. I bought this item because my daughter has the 8 quart version and she thought I'd like it. I have been on a ketogenic diet (which has worked fabulously) and this cooker complements that effort perfectly. I like this better than a crock pot and even better than a microwave (for some things). I have made main courses, stews, soups, and desserts in this. It takes a little labor but produces enough for 3 to six meals. So it has very rapidly become the cooking medium of choice in my kitchen. It's not like \\\"mom's old pressure cooker.\\\" It's meant for the pace and lifestyle of today. Throw in some stuff, add a little water, push a button and come back after an episode of whatever... Everything I've done with it (so far) has been successful and infinitely more tasty than \\\"eating out.\\\" Very satisfied.\",\n \"Product: 200 Watt Max Step Down Converter\\n Converts 220/240 V to 110/120 V\\n Led indicator light\\n Fuse protected\\n Ideal for fax machines, computers, typewriters, camera batteries, phone chargers and light portable equipment\\nTRANSFORMER PURCHASE GUIDE : Remember to leave at least a 100% slack for the voltage converter transformer. Televisions, Heating appliances, Laser printers, Halogen & fluorescent bulbs and power tools spike when you turn them on. For these products you need to buy a voltage converter transformer that is at least 3-4 times the items capacity.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Using in in the UK when....\\n\\nReview: I was using this item in the UK with proper adapter plug. The item I was trying to use was rated at 50 watts but all of a sudden this began to smoke and then there was a flash and it was dead. It self-destructed under a 50 watt load. That's a fact. I don't know what to say. I won't make any value judgements since the facts speak for themselves. It was disappointing but it was also frightening and dangerous -- and made a heqq of smell in my hotel room. I discarded the converter in my waste basket because it is way to heavy to carry -- when it is dead and has no hope of working ever again.\",\n \"Product: Thermaltake N0028USU HDD Docking Station. The picture is for display only and the hard drive is not included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not sure why others have problems....\\n\\nReview: First off, this product is working PERFECTLY for me. No complaints. No reservations.\\n\\nI have a DROBO which had 4 1Tb drives in it since I set it up. I have grown out of that and decided to add two bigger drives to the DROBO. What to do with the 2 drives coming out of the DROBO? I had originally thought I'd buy complete external drive housings, but these would cost almost as much as the drives themselves. I had never seen the \\\"dock\\\" solution.\\n\\nAfter reading the reviews about this unit, I was confused and felt I was taking a risk. But I sprung for it anyway. It arrived; I popped in the two 1 Tb drives; plugged in the power; plugged in the USB cable to a Mac Mini (running Snow Leopard); voila !! The Mac asked me if I'd like to initialize the drives -- which I did.\\n\\nFrom that point on they have functioned perfectly. I've backed up over 200 Gb to each of them without a hitch. Heat? What heat? They need to be in a place where the air can freely and naturally circulate around them (unrestricted).\\n\\nThat's it!! This is a great product and a real cost saver compared to buying individual drive boxes.\\n\\nIn short, totally satisfied.\",\n \"Product: 200 Watt Max Step Down Converter\\n Converts 220/240 V to 110/120 V\\n Led indicator light\\n Fuse protected\\n Ideal for fax machines, computers, typewriters, camera batteries, phone chargers and light portable equipment\\nTRANSFORMER PURCHASE GUIDE : Remember to leave at least a 100% slack for the voltage converter transformer. Televisions, Heating appliances, Laser printers, Halogen & fluorescent bulbs and power tools spike when you turn them on. For these products you need to buy a voltage converter transformer that is at least 3-4 times the items capacity.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Using in in the UK when....\\n\\nReview: I was using this item in the UK with proper adapter plug. The item I was trying to use was rated at 50 watts but all of a sudden this began to smoke and then there was a flash and it was dead. It self-destructed under a 50 watt load. That's a fact. I don't know what to say. I won't make any value judgements since the facts speak for themselves. It was disappointing but it was also frightening and dangerous -- and made a heqq of smell in my hotel room. I discarded the converter in my waste basket because it is way to heavy to carry -- when it is dead and has no hope of working ever again.\",\n \"Product: Thermaltake N0028USU HDD Docking Station. The picture is for display only and the hard drive is not included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Not sure why others have problems....\\n\\nReview: First off, this product is working PERFECTLY for me. No complaints. No reservations.\\n\\nI have a DROBO which had 4 1Tb drives in it since I set it up. I have grown out of that and decided to add two bigger drives to the DROBO. What to do with the 2 drives coming out of the DROBO? I had originally thought I'd buy complete external drive housings, but these would cost almost as much as the drives themselves. I had never seen the \\\"dock\\\" solution.\\n\\nAfter reading the reviews about this unit, I was confused and felt I was taking a risk. But I sprung for it anyway. It arrived; I popped in the two 1 Tb drives; plugged in the power; plugged in the USB cable to a Mac Mini (running Snow Leopard); voila !! The Mac asked me if I'd like to initialize the drives -- which I did.\\n\\nFrom that point on they have functioned perfectly. I've backed up over 200 Gb to each of them without a hitch. Heat? What heat? They need to be in a place where the air can freely and naturally circulate around them (unrestricted).\\n\\nThat's it!! This is a great product and a real cost saver compared to buying individual drive boxes.\\n\\nIn short, totally satisfied.\",\n \"Product: High-density, double shielding for maximum rejection of RF & em interference. Meets minimum thx certification standards for proper system performance, reliability & ease of installation.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sweet and portable ---\\n\\nReview: This is a NICE item if you're going on a long trip and you need an extremely portable tripod. We're going on a cruise next week and decided we'd like a tripod to take pictures of ourselves with grandiose backdrops -- without always bothering other people to take our picture. I chose this one because it is both compact and extends a little higher than the next closest model.\\n\\nThe first one I received was broken in the package. Actually, it looked like it had been shipped to someone else, broken, returned to Amazon then reshipped. But upon reporting this to Amazon I was provided free return materials and a replacement was shipped same day. I just received the replacement and, after getting out of the clam shell -- always frustrating -- I discovered WHY the other one was broken....\\n\\nThe mounting platform rotates 90 degrees so that a camera can be easily attached, however, if one simply attempts to do the 90 degree rotation, it is locked in place. If one tried to muscle it, that's how it could get broken. There is a spring loaded lock and one must push against the spring before attempting to rotate 90 degrees to mount the camera. This is very subtle, however, once you get the hang of it, it should give excellent service.\\n\\nIt meets all my needs of size and weight and ability to support small cameras. We have a small Nikon Coolpix and a Panasonic HD movie camera. It supports both of those (not at the same time) perfectly well. If you've got a 3 part Technicolor movie camera that weighs 200 lbs -- this isn't for you. But for most digital cameras that an individual might actually use on a vacation, it seems perfect -- what with luggage weight limitations, etc.\",\n \"Product: Powered by lighteven indoorsthis keyboard makes battery hassles a thing of the past. Now, made for your Mac.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The best keyboard I've ever had !\\n\\nReview: I have had the Apple bluetooth keyboard for many years but it died the other day and I saw this on Amazon. Part of the trouble I was having was spotty hookup to bluetooth -- the the bluetooth receiver in my MacMini was working find for everything else. I had had another Logitech product with a dongle which had worked perfectly for a couple of years, so I had confidence the keyboard would work more constantly with the dongle setup. I downloaded the manual before buying and when I found that this keyboard will function for up to 3 mos. in the dark (once fully charged), I was sold. I received it yesterday and also found that it was a very Apple-like keyboard with the look, feel, and quality of an Apple product. It came fully charged. I downloaded the app that shows me the state of charge by pushing a button the keyboard (pretty cool). This is a Mac keyboard with the uniquely Mac keys. There are a couple of small differences...but they are only a matter of getting used to it. I plugged in the dongle and was immediately in business without any configuration or software installation (the state of charge monitor is optional but not required). So I would say that I am totally satisfied. I expected to be happy with the purchase...but not THIS happy. Highly recommended. PS: I figured out that I'll save at least 65-70% of the keyboard cost in not having to constantly replace AA batteries (not to mentioned the saved hassle). Update 12/28/2017 this is not a replacement of my Apple keyboard...it's a total upgrade. I'm sitting in my den and it's charging \\\"to the max\\\" with no direct sunlight in the room. I just left it for a week with the switch one (while away) and it was still 100% charged when I got back. Why aren't ALL wireless keyboards solar powered ?? !!\",\n \"Product: Silverback Speaker Wire from Sewell offers deeper bass, greater clarity, better imaging, and cleaner highs from your connected loudspeakers and AV receiver. We've developed this speaker with the highest quality standards in mind. Instead of getting 90 to 100 threads of copper in 12 AWG wire, we've put 259 strands of copper into each conductor. Not only does an incredibly high strand count bring greater flexibility to your installation, but it also allows the current to travel around each strand (259) so that the speaker setup can play with less distortion at higher levels because it can move more efficiently. This is called the Skin Effect of speaker wire. Silverback Speaker Wire was designed to overcome all obstacles that plague audio fidelity.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Makes hookup fast and easy...and they sound really good...\\n\\nReview: I've never bought into the monster-cable philosophy of premium speaker cables. I understand that small wire gauges cause problems -- especially with long runs, but have questioned whether 12 gauge really sounds any better than 16 gauge for a run that is only 6 feet or so. I bought this with the Sprout amplifier because I wanted to be able to hook it up easily and having the attached banana plugs met that need. When the box arrived with new amp and these cables, I was able to hook it all up in about 10 minutes and was ready to \\\"listen.\\\" I'm using these with fairly high end Paradigm tower speakers; I listen principally to classical music. When I turned it all on, I was getting better more musical less strident sound from my system than ever before. Why? Was it the new amp? Was it just listening to something new (psychological)? Or what? There were too many variables to attribute the new sound to. Was there a single cause or was it the synergy of many factors? Don't know. All I know is that after using these cables by system sounded different and better than before AND they met my need for convenient hookup.\",\n \"Product: The Drobo 5N was designed to deliver the best file sharing experience available. From the moment you open the box, youll know theres nothing like it. Its perfect for any connected home, home office, or business environment that needs simple, safe storage for sharing and backing up data over the network. Not only is the Drobo 5N fast, but also easy-to-use, expandable, and automatically protects against hard drive failure(s). Its perfect for storing large collections of photos, movies, music and documents and integration with Apple Time Machine makes it an excellent way to back up all your Macs to a single device. Supports myDrobo Platform and DroboAccess encrypted-end-to-end remote access, and DroboPix that allows secure and automatic uploads of mobile photos and videos. DroboApps support, including CrashPlan, ElephantDrive, BitTorrent Sync, ownCloud and Plex.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: You want a good storage experience, this is it....\\n\\nReview: I bought the original Drobo when it first came out a few years ago. I bought it with four 1 Tb WD Green drives. It hooked up as a USB 2.0 device and has worked flawlessly since I bought it. In fact it is one of the oldest pieces of computer gear I own -- but it just keeps chuggin' along. Every once in a while one of those green oblong lights on the front right side turns red. That's when I pop out that drive and swap it for a larger drive (hot swap, no problem) and life goes on. All those drives have been upgraded to larger sizes as my collection has grown to the point where I now have 2, 1.5 Tb drives and 2, 2 Tb drives. It's been a good experience. The original drives still work fine, but I'm sure it's hard for Drobo to make a dependable product that doesn't have built in obsolescence that is almost infinitely upgradable (with regard to the drives) and just keeps working, e.g. the \\\"age\\\" of my original Drobo. What a great piece it has been.\\n\\nLast year I decided I want to backup some \\\"other\\\" files that are not on my original Drobo so I made the mistake of buying a Patriot Javelin NAS box. I used those original 1 Tb drives in it. It took a LONG time to format them. It worked OK but was difficult to manage. The software that came with the box mostly didn't work -- the iTunes Server software NEVER worked. Product support was sluggish at best - in fact they've really never solved any of my problems and they take a long time to respond. Recently the Javelin refused to boot -- for no apparent reason -- I wrote to them, got no response and decided to take the Javelin out of service and buy this Drobo 5N. Finally, on the day I received the 5N from Amazon, I got a non-response from Patriot.\\n\\nSo now I've loaded my new Drobo 5N with those original 1 Tb drives and am up and running wirelessly with a drive that behaves \\\"familiarly\\\" based on my original Drobo. But some notes are in order:\\n\\n1. There is a video that basically says \\\"download the Dashboard (Drobo's disk management software), insert your drives, connect the Ethernet cable to your router, connect the power AND voila!! you're up and running. Well, not quite so fast.... In my case, it needed to do \\\"something\\\" with the drives and the Dashboard is not telling me what. Initially, it told me the drives were incompatible, so I called Drobo, got right through, and got an answer, immediately, which straightened the matter out. Because the drives were not \\\"empty\\\" I had to reset the Drobo and tell it it was OK to erase the drives. After that, the Dashboard took over with the startup. My only problem with that process was that it wasn't very lucid in keeping me informed about the status or process.\\n\\n2. So it took about a half hour to presumably reconfigure or format the drives before the Drobo 5N appeared on my network ready to go -- but that seems to have been because the drives had (Javelin) stuff on them at startup.\\n\\n3. My purpose in acquiring this box was to backup my iTunes Media folder (which is fat with media). I tried to drag and drop this 215 Gb folder to the 5N. It started copying the material but seemed to \\\"choke\\\", telling me that I didn't have permission to back this stuff up. But when I backed it up folder by folder, it worked pretty well. I called Drobo and reported this behavior and was told that \\\"for that much stuff I should use a backup program.\\\" They suggested Carbon Copy Cloner (this is a Apple Mac system), which I already owned.\\n\\n4. I resumed the backup using the CCC. Drobo Support said that if there were a drive problem CCC would give an error code report and they could then fix the problem from that report. Since using the backup program, there has been no problem and no report generated. That backup worked perfectly.\\n\\nSo the unit itself gets 5 stars with the caveat that if you use \\\"experienced\\\" drives in it, it takes a whole half hour to get it running. (It took most of a whole day to format the drives in the Javelin when I started it up.) I like the wireless aspect of the drive because I can see it throughout my Wi-Fi intranet here at home (5 Macs addressing one drive wirelessly).\\n\\nDrobo's approach to mass storage and the success I've had with my original Drobo is what sold me on getting this one. It has been one of the most perfect pieces of computer gear I've ever owned -- and I've been in the computer game since the '80's when I owned the original Mac. I like it because you don't have to be a network or storage geek to make it work for you. Once you've set it up, you can pretty much forget it.\\n\\nA couple of years ago I moved from Texas to Utah (good move!). When I arrived in Utah my Drobo would not come up. I was in a panic because I thought I'd lost 7 Tb of Data. I contacted Drobo -- they got back to me immediately -- and suggested that I use Disk Warrier (software) to restore the data. I did that and did not lose a thing :) I'm not sure what happened in the move to cause this (heqq, maybe it's the altitude) but was very pleased with the support and response which got it all running again in no time.\\n\\nIn their sales propaganda, Drobo says they want their customers to have \\\"a great storage experience\\\" (language they borrowed from Steve Jobs, I think). But actually, from my point of view, they have achieved just that. The attraction of the Mac, for me (after 20 years of Windows computing -- at work), is that I don't have to \\\"fuss with it\\\" to keep it running. As they say \\\"it just works\\\" -- which isn't really hype; by comparison with the Windows world, it is really true. Well, somehow, Drobo has understood that Apple mantra and produced a backup solution that you don't have to \\\"fuss with\\\" -- it just works (also). If the 5N works as well as my original Drobo has, then it may be the last Drobo I buy (!!) not because it doesn't work -- but because it works so well and so dependably.\",\n \"Product: Pioneer APP RADIO 3 WITH DVD PLAYER\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Physical interface is a problem, but overall works as claimed.....\\n\\nReview: I have studied this product for months because it handles Apps in a different (an potentially more useful) way than any other product Ive found. I refrained from buying this product until the end of November because of all the disinformation on the Internet about whether it works with iPhone 5 and/or IOS7. There are some very strong naysayers out there about those questions. Those people kept me from buying the product.\\n\\nThen I decided to ask actual users of all three products (AppRadio 3, iPhone 5, and IOS 7) what their experience currently is. Every one of them came back with It works just fine. So I went ahead and took the plunge. I had it installed (professionally) yesterday. It took them over 7 hours. When they finally finished last night at 7:30PM I asked them to assist me in pairing the Bluetooth and Id figure out the rest (all the cabling) later. The Bluetooth pairing was the easiest of any device Ive paired with. The technician asked me to put the car (2009 Hyundai Santa Fe) in reverse to make sure the backup camera was working (it was), and I was off for the 50 mile drive home.\\n\\nAt this point, mind you, I had ONLY the Bluetooth hooked up. But I was able to listen to music off my Amazon Cloud Player app which sounded great. The display showed me complete information about song, artist, album, etc. It does not show the album artwork but that is neither a Pioneer nor an Apple limitation but, rather, a limitation in the Bluetooth spec. So the music is working great. Right after starting for home, I pushed the Pioneer Home Button and asked Siri to call my wife. That worked perfectly. When we finished the music resumed. I was traveling at night in winter weather over a 7,800 ft summit, so I pushed the Home Button and dictated a text to my wife that all was well. The music resumed. And then I sent a final text when I turned on to a final stretch of state road off the Interstate. Again, perfect text and Pioneer functioning perfectly.\\n\\nThe other first impression was the the unit looked absolutely fabulous in the dash and the screen was a hard material rather than the standard LCD flexible plastic material so the Pioneer felt like my iPhone.\\n\\nThe only thing I touched on my iPhone was right at the beginning of the trip when I selected a playlist from my Amazon App. The use of Apps controlled on the head unit requires the cabling (HDMI and Lightning/USB) but the Amazon IS NOT one of the apps that is controllable from the radio. So I touched my iPhone to make that music selection. The rest of the journey it could have been tucked in the center-console.\\n\\nI have read extensively about the App Radio 3 before I purchased it. I knew what cables I would need to use. AND I knew what it would and would not do relative to apps. My guess is that all the disinformation is from the people who did not have the patience to study a very complex product BEFORE they bought it. I downloaded the Owners Manual, read it, and knew what to expect. I was anything but disappointed. So far this unit has exceeded my expectations. The look and feel are amazing. The disinformation does damage to the marketplace and, so far, is without foundation.\\n\\nNow I will hook up the cabling and do the setup necessary to use the Pioneer-approved apps. Stay tuned.\\n\\nWhen connected through the Lightning plug to the System, things get a little more complicated. The AppRadio app needs to be present and you need to invoke that app on the iPhone before beginning to drive. The AppPhone icon on the head unit will light up. You tap on that icon and the apps that are approved to run on the head unit show up. These include Calendar, Contacts, and Photos. Maps show up but they don't work as they do on the phone. They are kind of a waste. I added the Car Media Player which plays the music resident on the iPhone very nicely. The Car Browser works OK (when parked) but does not have plug-ins for music so if you go the the URL of a music site, you cant play the music. So, again, an app of marginal use.\\n\\nI already had WAZE on my phone. It is compatible with the Pioneer system and works beautifully through AppRadio. It makes the radio look like a real hard-wired full time GPS.\\n\\nBut what I noticed is that when Im in AppRadio the Bluetooth is disconnected. I tried calling out using Siri and the home button, but after the call, the radio did not return to my Waze GPS in AppRadio. It actually took a bit of finagling to get the GPS back. BUT a little later I received a call, which I answered with the button on the radio. After the call, everything resumed as would be expected.\\n\\nOne thing that becomes clear is that there really are only a few apps that one wants to use on the road. The initial impression is that the AppRadio is severely limited on apps, but that is not really the case when you think about what is really appropriate to mess with on the road.\\n\\nWhen Im parked, I can watch Netflix through the head unit, just fine. I can even go to iBooks but that wouldnt be my first choice on how to read an iBook. So at the end of the day I will use my music app (Car Media Player) and Waze as my GPS. Any other app usage will be occasional to say the least.\\n\\nThe big concern I have is HOW it is hooked up. The unit requires the Apple Lightning to A/V adapter. To that are attached another USB Cable and an HDMI (yes, full-size like for a TV) cable. The combination of the A/V adapter and these two cable makes for an unsightly and unwieldy CLUMP of electronic hookup that doesnt work either practically or aesthetically very well. I have mine terminated in the armrest/console between the front seats, but the length of the cables does not allow very easy access to the phone for even limited access or even when parked, for that matter. There are certain things that need to be confirmed or allowed on the phone from time to time. Digging the phone out of the console to tap it just once is a huge driving distraction. But I cant put the phone on my dash or hang it on my windshield because the cable length of the Lightning A/V interface is only about 4.\\n\\nSo the bottom line is that this combo is a work in progress. The iPhone works fabulously. The Pioneer does its job as well and looks and sounds great in the process. But the point where they actually come together (the interface between the two) is problematical. It could be enhanced considerably by a Lightning extension cable. Apple doesnt make one. Amazon stocks one that is made in China and takes two months to procure. Half the people say it doesnt work (except to charge) once you get it. So that seems like an obvious but impractical solution because it doesnt really exist in a way that does not compromise either the Apple or the Pioneer experience.\\n\\nThe other possibility is for Apple or Pioneer to create a DOCK that could be dash mounted that contains the A/V adapter in the dock and all cables disappear into the dash from the bottom of the dock, i.e. a totally clean installation. BMW does that on a factory basis, but, alas, at this writing such an aesthetically pleasing solution does not exist for the aftermarket. Both the iPhone5 and the AppRadio 3 work just fine. But the interface between them is a problem not because it doesnt work but because it is such a CLUMP and there is nothing obvious that can be done about that.\",\n \"Product: 7.2-channel Wi-Fi Built-In high performance Network AV Receiver. Supports the latest HDMI version, 4K up scaling, AirPlay and HTC Connect. YPAO R.S.C. and YPAO Volume ensure optimum system sound quality and balance. Multi-zone operation allows system expansion.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An upgrade that's worked out well...\\n\\nReview: I had a 5 year old version of this same unit which has given great service. I had acquired that unit after two or three Onkyo's because I had had a Yamaha receiver back in the '80's which was stolen from an apartment I had lived in temporarily -- along with about $5K of other Yamaha equipment. After using Onkyo for the intervening years, I just decided I wanted the \\\"musicality\\\" of the Yamaha, again. This unit is almost identical with my older unit except for the way it interacts with WiFi and the Apple home sharing feature -- both of which I use extensively. I'd rather control this unit from my iPhone app than from the included remote. The older unit which was wired through Ethernet, surprisingly, didn't seem as dependable with the app as this unit does. As to the sound, I am more than satisfied and the unit serves me well for both music and home theater video. I have it wired for 7.1 channels and use it with an Optoma Projector on to a 96\\\" screen. The setup keeps me home to watch movies and is used daily. The atmosphere is more comfortable, the technical aspects are outstanding, AND my feet don't stick to the floor.\",\n \"Product: The Drobo holds true to the unique design and simplicity that has made Drobo the best desktop storage solution for storing and protection all your data. No storage expertise is required to ensure your data is always safe and protected. Inside every Drobo is the beyondraid storage technology that protects data against a hard disk crash, yet is simple enough for anyone to use. As long as you have more than a single disk in Drobo, all data on Drobo is safe no matter which hard disk fails. THERE'S no need to worry about anything else.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: it's an easy matter to hot swap the smallest drive for a ...\\n\\nReview: I bought this Drobo to replace the original Drobo 4-Bay unit which I've had since Drobo was first introduced. The original performed flawlessly for its lifetime but, due to the date of its introduction (ca. 2007), it was not designed to accommodate drives larger than 2 Tb and the firmware had some limitations, also. So I replaced it with this unit. As a computer oriented product, 8 years of use is an extraordinary lifetime. I gave it to my son and it is still going strong.\\n\\nI did not expect that the disk drives from my first unit would transfer to my new unit intact. I expected that I would need to reformat them and start over, but to my pleasant surprise when I inserted them in the new box and started it up all of the files were intact and recognized.\\n\\nWith the old unit, it was partitioned into three 2Tb drives -- so three drives appeared on my desktop. I had backed up the files on the old Drobo, so I reformatted the new one, anyway, for one unit of 16 Tb. I then reimported my backed up files which now all appear in a single disk drive in my Finder (Mac). From a housekeeping standpoint this is a big improvement.\\n\\nBoth boxes have been used with a MacMini as a media server for iTunes. During the past 8 years I have lost two disk drives that were in the Drobo but I have never lost ANY data or any files. I have been able to extract failed drives and replace them with new drives as hot swaps. Sometimes it can take 35 hours for Drobo to reconfigure itself after a swap, but the files are available the entire time and there has never been any downtime in our home theater.\\n\\nFinally, over time disk drives fill up. With Drobo all of the disks in the array do not need to be the same size. When one fills up you get a message and, again, it's an easy matter to hot swap the smallest drive for a new and larger unit. Again...no loss of date nor time to access the data. A couple of years ago I tried an NAS RAID box but, compared to my Drobo experience, was totally dissatisfied with it. It had neither the intelligence nor the ease of use of my Drobo (which was still in service). So I now have three Drobos: this one, a mini (with 4 1 Tb drives), and a 5N wireless network drive that I use as backup for the other two (in has 5 bays). I use Carbon Copy to backup various data sets every night (automatically). Every once it a while I spot-check to make sure the files appear both on the primary drive and the 5N backup. I feel like this combination of software, hardware, and programmed backup keeps everything safe. Eight years into the Drobo experience I am delighted with the stability of the system and the results I have obtained from it.\",\n \"Product: Exclusively for your Mac, Transcend's StoreJet for Mac SJM 300 Portable Hard Drive provides immense storage space and offers superior data transfer speeds.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Successful external storage (for a MacMini)...\\n\\nReview: I have this hooked up to a MacMini as a Thunderbolt drive. It contains about 30,000 iTunes tracks and my Dropbox file and some other data. Unlike other reviews, I don't find it running particularly hot. I have a WD Passport (similar drive but USB 3) that I use with a MacBook Pro. I like this one because it has a metal case that \\\"matches\\\" the Apple look of my MacMini since the housing is metal instead of plastic, it \\\"feels\\\" more substantial than my WD Passport. It just sits on a shelf and is not used \\\"portably.\\\" It does exactly what it is supposed to do (I do back it up weekly) and it's speed is sufficient for my needs. I'm not trying to do power/space/speed-hungry video rendering. It is simply used as an I/O storage device for office-type documents and iTunes music (only). Actually, I'm not sure I EVER expect to fill it up.\",\n \"Product: Teac WOOD ANALOG TURNTABLE 2 SPEED\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Total satisfaction turned to unusability....\\n\\nReview: I just got mine today. The setup was easy but I am of a vintage that's done this before. Nevertheless, the German setup video on YouTube recalled some nuances to mind that I might have forgotten. Back before CD's (in the first vinyl era) this would have been a VERY nice turntable for the money....then. For the same money, now, it is an incredible value. I pulled out an LP I've owned 40 years from the Franklin Mint \\\"Greatest 100 Recordings of all Time\\\" because these were immaculately processed back then and they are packed in dust proof jackets...so they were state-of-the-art during a time when the quality of vinyl pressings had deteriorated horribly (domestically). I placed it on the Teac, lowered the arm, and felt like I'd just time-warped to 1975 in my Delorean. Great Scot !! the disc sounded beautiful and the turntable works flawlessly. Bottom line: this is an awesome product especially for the money. Playing through a NAD amplifier and 8\\\" Paradigm towers....I'm totally satisfied.\\n\\nPS: there IS a blue LED that tells when it's on. And the dust cover (important for playing vinyl) clears the turntable by about a 1/4\\\" on all sides so there is no problem with playing \\\"records\\\" with the cover shut.\\n===============\\nAddendum: 2 years later...this turntable has turned unusable. It is belt driven (which can be a good thing), but I'm a mechanical engineer and my opinion is that the design does not allow enough belt contact with the drive shaft of the motor...thus I'm experiencing a horrible wobble that renders the unit unusable. Also the center tapered bearing is not capable of lubrication so the turning resistance cannot be mitigated. Very disappointed. When it was good, it was great....but it didn't last. Changing stars from 5 to 2 (which is generous)...it has become a zero. AND it has not been mistreated in the least....sitting in one place for two years without with tender loving care the whole time.\",\n \"Product: America's favorite khakis. Manage your professional style in total comfort--our signature khaki is cut from a super soft fabric and offers a classic fit. The no wrinkles fabric looks newer for longer and keeps you looking sharp from desk to dinner\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: They're real Dockers and they exceed my expectations....\\n\\nReview: Dockers have always been the benchmark for this type of pant. Amazon didn't always have them, so I've put up with lesser brands on-line because real Dockers were not available. Now they are. I am very pleased with these and will be buying another couple of pair after I get to goal weight. I've lost 45 lbs in recent months and am still working on the final 40...(the total will end up being 125)...so on a journey like that you go through a lot of size changes; I am now to the place that I don't want to invest in further wardrobe until I touchdown on that goal...but I'm not on a diet...I've made a major lifestyle shift and expect the weight to stay off for the rest of my life. It's the new normal on health....\",\n \"Product: Those Magnificent Men Their Flying Machines VHStape 20th Century Fox\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A delightful contest of stereotypes !\\n\\nReview: Other than being a great movie about early aircraft -- which have a tremendous charm of their own -- and being a very funny movie, this movie really is about national stereotypes. There is the American who's a cowboy, the German who's regimented and military (and Goldfinger, no less), the Italian who sings as he flies, the French who aren't particularly fastidious about details....and on and on. The word stereotype has become stereotyped, itself, as some sort of evil thing at this point in our history. However, in 1965 when this was a \\\"road show\\\" (you needed reserved seats purchased ahead of time to see it) and shown in deluxe Cinerama venues it was a very unique enterprise. The comedy was IN the pitting of these stereotypes against each other in nationalistic but good-natured fun. As far as that issue (stereotyping) is concerned, this movie shows us that the pendulum has swung way too far in the \\\"other\\\" direction and we all take ourselves way too seriously. I think that's what the movie is about (today) and the scenery, the vistas, and the ancient aircraft are the props around which this comedy of nationalities plays itself out.\\nA unique sort of fun -- not unlike \\\"It's a Mad Mad World...\\\" or \\\"The Great Race\\\" all of which were created around the same time. I will be pleased to view it in DVD splendor in widescreen format and surround. It's an old friend that I haven't visited for a long time.\\nPS: the first time I saw it was in Germany (dubbed in German) which gave it an even more interesting perspective.\",\n \"Product: Ben-Hur is a 1959 American epic historical drama film, directed by William Wyler, produced by Sam Zimbalist and starring Charlton Heston, Stephen Boyd, Jack Hawkins, Hugh Griffith and Haya Harareet. It won a record 11 Academy Awards, including Best Picture\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Back to the original....\\n\\nReview: I saw Ben-Hur the first time in April, 1960 for my 16th birthday. It was a road show movie -- which meant that you bought a reserved seat ticket a week or two ahead of the showing. It was in a thousand seat theater which was packed. It was a rather awesome experience the first time out. I have seen it many times since over the years, but I have never seen it where it looked or sounded as good as it did that day. I bought the \\\"soundtrack\\\" album (which wasn't really a soundtrack) and loved Miklos Rozsa's score from the beginning. I bought the sheet music booklet and played it over and over again on the family piano.\\n\\nWhen video started in 1976 with the release of Sony's BetaMax (arguably the beginning of the consumer video era), I taped it off the TV. Later I had an RCA CED disk of it -- then later a LaserDisc -- then finally the first DVD release (which was of the same restored version as the Blu-Ray). The DVD release is the only one (until the Blu-Ray) that offered the film in a pristine version.\\n\\nLast night my wife and I watched the new Blu-Ray for the first time. We have a 96\\\" HD projected home theater with 7.1 surround. THIS is the first time in 53 years that Ben-Hur came through like the first time -- video, sound, and the impact of the movie, overall. It was quite magnificent. I have been a Blu-Ray naysayer when it comes to \\\"old\\\" movies because I thought it didn't make sense to have it in Blu-Ray when the resolution of the original wasn't as good as the Blu-Ray spec. I was wrong.\\n\\nThe differences between the DVD and the Blu-Ray are not startling. But the smallest details and the textures of the costumes and details of the set decoration are somehow much more real and vibrant. So the Blu-Ray is the end of the journey to get back to the original experience of this movie.\\n\\nAND what I noticed last night is the overall craftsmanship of this production. It's that total craftsmanship of the entire experience -- actors, music, set decoration, costumes, technical color and sound, etc. that had the impact on us like never since 1960. It is no wonder that this movie is still the Oscar king. It is a movie like no other when it comes to all of those details. Modern CGI might have made some of the matte painting more realistic or might have presented the opening Nativity more realistically but, otherwise, modern technology would not make this movie \\\"look\\\" any better.\\n\\nBottom line: Blu-Ray -- well processed from restored and cleaned elements (as in this case) -- makes a remarkable difference in restoring the beauty of classic movies which started out as beautiful productions. I can't think of a movie from the era of road show epics that could profit as much as this one. To see this movie properly (and from Blu-Ray) is to reproduce a wonderful experience.\\n\\nPS: for TV's that are 32\\\" or below, the DVD experience is as good (for me) as the Blu-Ray. The bigger the screen the more Blu-Ray makes a difference.\",\n \"Product: Celebration of The Human Spirit, Filled with Heart And Soul.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: BluRay is a step up...\\n\\nReview: I have had this movie in two previous DVD incarnations -- one full screen and one widescreen (preferred). I use it in teaching a lot. I teach Covey's 7 Habits of Highly Effective People at a university and use this movie as the basis for an essay final (since it shows all 7 Habits being played out). The BluRay is much more like the theater experience. It's not startling, but it is clearer and the sound is perfect. If you're not acquainted with the story, it is one of the best sports-based yarns out there. Of course, it is also a metaphor for the entire struggle for integration and the end-goals of the entire Civil Rights Movement. Since it's a real story based on real people it's also highly creditable. For today's young people who only read about that period as history, it is also an eye-opener. The movie is recommended in any format you find it; the BluRay is recommended if you have a system capable of demonstrating its virtues.\",\n \"Product: Experience the event of a lifetime with this spectacular 25th anniversary celebration of one of the most popular musicals ever written, Les Misrables. Honoring 25 years of this incredible show, this momentous film captures the excitement of two magnificent sold-out performances that were watched live around the world. With a phenomenal all-star cast, including pop star Nick Jonas (Jonas Brothers), Tony Award winner Lea Salonga (the voice of Disneys Mulan and Princess Jasmine), and over 500 additional artists and musicians, revel in the songs of the unforgettable characters as they struggle for redemption and revolution.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A GREAT Evening !!\\n\\nReview: We have loved Les Mis for over 20 years. We own the previous concert version, also, but always regretted that it was not released in a 16:9 format with DD 5.1 sound. This version does one better to that wish list and adds 1080P Blu-Ray HD. So technically, this is the version to own if you have the hardware to display it. In our case we have a projection system with a 92\\\" screen and sound to match. I put it together myself and it cost less than most 55\\\" LCDs. For this kind of program THAT becomes an event that's better than being there -- the popcorn is better (and cheaper) and our feet don't stick to the floor:)\\n\\nAs to the performance, well, we love Colm Wilkinson in the first concert but we always wondered how the piece would be with a \\\"real\\\" tenor (ala Placido Domingo). Alfie Boe comes close to that ideal. It's a whole different Val Jean. Wonderful !! Norm Lewis as Javert keeps up with the main protagonist with a more than menacing but nuanced performance. Lea Salonga is a repeat from the previous cast, albeit, playing a different part. She is so familiar with this work that she could probably sing ALL the parts if she had to. She's always enthralling. The rest of the cast fill their respective roles with distinction. Marius doesn't bother me as much as he does some reviewers.\\n\\nSo this Blu-Ray has it all. It may be the single BEST Blu-Ray I have acquired because it is live HDTV rather than a Blu-Ray of a film. Most films don't have the resolution of which Blu-Ray is capable. Blu-Ray shines best when the original material was shot in HD video. That is the case here and, along with a stunning performance and real sense of occasion, it ends up being our favorite Blu-Ray of the many we have.\",\n \"Product: On eight DVDS, the complete Frankfurt Ring can finally be heard and seen. There is an extremely interesting and exciting \\\"Making Of\\\" to The Rhinegold with elucidations by the Vera Nemirova and Sebastian Weigle. An obligatory DVD set for the 2013 Wagner Year.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What a deal !!\\n\\nReview: I saw the ring at the local Cineplex and liked it much better than I thought I might. Modern adaptations have gone over the top in trying to make the Ring a story it isn't. It would be nice to see a modern production that follows Wagner's stage directions completely. BUT this production with all its effects and machines somehow comes closer than most modern productions -- certainly including Bayreuth. So I've ordered mine and am looking forward to seeing it on my own big screen in my own media room where the popcorn is not rancid and my feet don't stick to the floor.\\n\\nBut what I find interesting is that we can have this BluRay HD TV version for about $112 but it still costs about $150 to DOWNLOAD the Karajan version which is audio only and over 45 years old. That makes this set an incredible deal with better sound, a wonderful orchestra, and HD Video to boot !!\\n\\nFinally, I'm so glad the Met and Universal got together to release this material. The Met has one of the best standing HD setups in all theater (in the world) and it was a shame that all the lesser theaters were releasing their stuff on Blu Ray (for some time) and we had NOTHING from the Met. I have great hope for this new alliance. May it produce wonderful HD productions for years to come. (Now I only wish the Met would come up with a Netcast arrangement similar to the Berlin Philharmonic's \\\"Digital Concert Hall.\\\" For those of us living west of the Hudson, that would be a real boon. The Cineplex was great but home is better.)\",\n \"Product: Arranged by Lorin Maazel, The Ring Without Words is designed to be free flowing and chronological, beginning with the first note of Rheingold and finishing with the last chord of Goetterdaemmerung. All the music is Wagner's and even the transitional mater\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: HD Wagner by the BPO...with Maazel\\n\\nReview: This Ring without Words (opera without lyrics) is a good idea. Overall it's OK in the spirit of Stokowski's old Symphonic Syntheses of Wagner. There are some sections of the Ring that I would have added and others are shortened, so at the end of the day I guess I'd rather assemble my own \\\"suite\\\" from other sources. I like it better than the Neeme Jrvi recording of another \\\"suite.\\\"\\n\\nAs a video, for those of us weaned on Bernstein's TV (particularly children's) concerts, Maazel is a better conductor to listen to than to watch. He conducts this complicated assembly of \\\"bleeding chunks\\\" from memory which, given the number of tempo changes, is pretty impressive. But he really has one facial expression...which is rather stern. I have a sister who is a cellist who performed at the Blossom Festival during the transition from George Szell to Lorin Maazel. She reported back then that most of her peers didn't feel he was a very nice guy...and that's sorta the way he shows up on screen.\\n\\nBUT the Blu-Ray is from the BPO's HD setup at the Philharmonie (in Berlin) and is technically fabulous.\\n\\nI had seen some of this concert on You Tube (in decidedly lower resolution), so I knew what I was getting into. It's a great souvenir of an \\\"experiment in Wagner reduction\\\" but buying the Met Blu-Rays of their production with \\\"the machine\\\" is much more rewarding. If you're a great Maazel fan and a Wagner fan then you're probably the \\\"target market\\\" for this...but I'm not sure that population is very large.\",\n \"Product: This recording also includes authentic World War II surround-sound battle effects explosions and fly-overs.Back in the early '60s RCA-Victor must've felt like they'd stumbled into a gold mine with their television soundtracks what with Henry Mancini's music from the series Peter Gunn which yielded a hit single and a second LP of music and Richard Rodgers' music from Victory at Sea. The latter documentary series running 26 half-hours originally aired on NBC in 1952-1953 but it was even re-cut for theatrical release at one point and was re-show in its entirety in syndication on local television stations right into the mid-'60s; and Robert Russell Bennett's arrangements of the Rodgers music yielded a string of hit albums four in number recorded in the mid-'50s and showcasing the label's 'Living Stereo' sound reproduction. This CD contains another 67 minutes' worth of music from the series and strangely enough it is slightly more appealing than the first volume. The main body of\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Building Volume 2 of 1959...\\n\\nReview: Back after the advent of consumer stereo -- which began in earnest in 1958 -- This was an early acquisition to my collection which I played on my GE Stereo in my bedroom. I downloaded the MP3 of the first four tracks which were the last four tracks on the original Volume 2 album -- comprising all of side two of the original LP. I put these together with the final four tracks of the previous CD and these 8 tracks together rebuild the album I once knew. I found the original artwork on the net so my retro album of old has been reconstructed and appears in my iTunes library. That's WHY I bought these tracks...\\n\\nMuch has been made of the sound effects -- however, on my eight tracks there are NO sound effects. Volume 2 of this music was released early in the stereo era in Living Stereo. Thus the underlying recording of the music is quite superb. At first, I missed the sound effects I remembered -- which, as I remember them, began with battle ship gunfire at the beginning of side 2 just before \\\"Allies on the March\\\" -- they were startling in their time. When Volume 3 (of the LP's) came out it was dominated by sound effects and the music took back seat. But the eight tracks that constitute my restoration of my old album have no sound effects. HOWEVER, I'm hearing musical details that I do not remember. The recording of the music -- presumably from Living Stereo masters -- is just gorgeous. The sound effects were mixed in after the music masters were recorded, so the source for this music has to be \\\"upstream\\\" from that mix down.\\n\\nAs said, I initially missed the pyrotechnics, but am now very pleased to have the music in Bennett's superb orchestrations played in what, to me, sounds like a modern recording. Certainly, this music sounds better (even in the MP3 version) than the original LP ever did on my GE Stereo (by the time I acquired first-rate components, this album was totally worn out). Now I listen to this over my AppleTV system through first-rate equipment with the artwork and annotations whirling around on a 96\\\" projection screen. For me, it's the best yet. If I want sound effects, I'll find a video version of the actual series and get 'em that way. The sound effects were lo-fi from WW!! film footage (at least the guns), anyhow. Let the music ring; it's a great soundtrack very well recorded.\\n\\nAnother historical note; back in the day, Volume I (LP) was issued two or three years after Volume II. The original of Volume I was released in the mid-fifties in mono only. The masters were also mono. Due to the success of Volume II in the stereo era, RCA re-recorded Volume I in Living Stereo after Volume II. Volume III came out much later during the Dynagroove era which was quite a step down from the glories of Living Stereo ca. 1958 thru 1961.\",\n \"Product: Garrick Ohlsson, piano - Leila Josefowicz, violon - Carter Brey, violoncelle - Elizabeth Man, flûte - Ewa Podles, contralto - Orchestre Philharmonique de Varsovie - Kazimierz Kord, direction\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Ohlsson for modern Chopin\\n\\nReview: I've seen Garrick Ohlsson perform live many times -- even within the past month. He never disappoints. He has intelligence, technique, and musicality. He started out life as a winner of the Chopin competition in Poland, so he has credentials for this repertoire.\\n\\nThis encyclopedic traversal of the Chopin repertoire is pretty unique. As great a Chopin exponent as Rubinstein was, he didn't leave us the \\\"complete works\\\". I have all of HIS CD's of the things he recorded in the repertoire.\\n\\nSo one buys Ohlsson to get a new and fresh point of view as presented by a modern, living, performing interpreter.\\n\\nI have his Beethoven Sonatas, too. But I also have all of them from Kempff and Gulda.\\n\\nI enjoy the slight (or more than slight) changes in tempo or phrasing or dynamics. If you're only going to do Chopin once, you won't go wrong with this set -- either musically or technically. I picked them up for about 80 bucks and they are a great addition to my library.\",\n \"Product: Australian conductor Charles Mackkerras's complete Mozart Symphonies set is widely considered the prime recommendation for a modern digital recording of this cornerstone of the repertoire. This beautiful slimline package reissues the set in a more space-efficient form at less-than-half the original price! The reissue has received strong international reviews. It includes a 44 page booklet. The individual single disc volumes of the cycle are all strong sellers\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An update to Marriner....\\n\\nReview: for me, I purchased this set as an update to my long-held set my Neville Marriner. The latter were recorded before the digital era and the sound is variable. I will continue to keep them as the standard for Mozart Symphonies, but I wanted a new version (in addition to the fact that, sadly, one of my Marriner disks was stolen out of an apartment along with about $5,000 worth of equipment).\\n\\nThe late Maestro Mackerrras was a a first-rate musician who did not have quite the PR machine of his contemporaries but gave wonderful service to classical music over a long career. My first recording of his was a Grieg/Sibelius album back in the RCA \\\"Living Stereo\\\" era. He was also early with a Messiah on EMI \\\"in the original style\\\" (with scaled-down forces) but with modern instruments ca. 1970. His Beethoven Symphony cycle on EMI tries to keep up with Ludwig's metronome markings and, thereby, comes out quite differently than the usual set. Mackerras was a scholar but he was not pedantic.\\n\\nTelarc set the standard for classical digital recording early on with the work of Jack Renner before the CD was even introduced. This set does not have \\\"some\\\" of the early Telarc hallmarks but, then, the music is Mozart. The orchestral sound is smooth in the strings and well-articulated in the cellos and basses. I do not find the \\\"echo\\\" to be a big deal. On the contrary, I can imagine the Prague Chamber Orchestra playing in venues that Mozart himself might have known.\\n\\nI am very satisfied with this set. Tempos are crisp and it all sounds wonderful in a home theater, a traditional two-speaker (medium high end) stereo, or on my portable devices (earphones or car stereo). The price is right for this combined Telarc collection. Spoil yourself -- buy it then sit back and relax with Wolfgang -- it's a highly civilized way to spend a Sunday afternoon :)\",\n \"Product: 2014 release. Featuring heartwarming and uplifting hymns like 'Christ the Lord Is Risen Today,' 'When I Survey the Wondrous Cross,' and 'He is Risen,' your Easter holiday will be filled with true remembrance and thankfulness for Christ, His life and the love He shows for each of God's Children.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Handel is a preview....\\n\\nReview: As with a previous reviewer, the highlight of the album for me is the two closing choruses from Messiah. Mack Wilberg -- one of the most popular choral arrangers on the planet right now (source: Oxford Press) has re-arranged the entire Messiah to integrate modern scholarship on baroque performance with the heft and glorious sound of a larger choir. Ever since Colin Davis' LSO recording with 44 voices, the emphasis has been on baroque sized forces. But the spiritual impact of the MTC in the \\\"big\\\" numbers cannot be achieved by Davis or by Hogwood. So Dr. Wilberg has undertaken to give us the best of both worlds. The MTC just finished live performances of the entire Messiah which is being recorded and should appear for sale next year.\\n\\nAs I have read dozens of biographies of the very top tear of solo singers (from the MET and similar houses) it has always amazed me that they frequently credit the old Ormandy/Philadelphia Orchestra/MTC recording ca. 1959 as the place where the \\\"learned\\\" Messiah. Today's MTC is tons better than the one of yore. The basic sound is the same but the articulation and overall crispness with which this large organization sings puts them now at the top of their (over 175 year long) game.\\n\\nI, for one, will await the new version of the complete Messiah with updated sound, updated thinking, and the current virtuoso accomplishment of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir -- at the top of it's game.\",\n \"Product: In 1961 when this recording was made everyone in this stellar cast was in their vocal prime and deliver what surely must be one of the most thrilling studio performances of Aida ever offered to the public. Conductor Solti's well-considered judicious tempos heighten the power, drama and allure of Verdi's various settings and Decca's vintage stereo sonics still sound great.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Classic performance with amazing sound...\\n\\nReview: I have been acquainted with this recording since its release in 1962, but just received this CD. Back then London (Decca) did some European Recording for RCA -- using their own producers and technical people. But this one is the opposite situation. This one was produced in Europe by RCA during the Living Stereo era by Richard Mohr. At about the same time John Culshaw produced an Aida with Tebaldi and Karajan in Vienna -- so this RCA production was the competition to that production. But what strikes me in listening to this 55 year old recording is the pristine clarity of it. The recording at the technical level is just gorgeous. RCA was using 1/2\\\" tape at the time and accomplished better signal to noise ratios than others using 1/4\\\" tape. Living Stereo was the product of John Pfeiffer and Richard Mohr and their unique understanding of the stereo medium.\\n\\nOf course, one buys this record because (1) it is a classic, because of (2) Price -- who arguably owned the role -- and because (3) this recording has attained an almost legendary status -- certainly outlasting the competition of the time -- including the Karajan/Tebaldi version. But the point of my comments is that I don't believe the buyer gives up ANYTHING in recording quality vis a vis \\\"modern digital technology.\\\" Very highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: Decca Eloquence continues it's exploration of the recordings of Pierre Monteux (several to follow this year) with a coupling of two works that invoke the supernatural. Monteux's brilliant, yet cultivated late-1950s readings of these works offer much pleasure, and both are released internationally on Decca CD for the first time.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Souvenir of the conductor and time...\\n\\nReview: This recording was originally released in the U.S. on RCA Living Stereo at about the same time as a recording from the same forces of Beethoven's Pastoral. I had the good fortune at the same time of seeing/hearing Monteux conduct this with the Utah Symphony. Monteux was 84 at the time. He was an unqualified master and the evening was magic. So I have been looking for this recording as a kind of souvenir of Monteux's way with Berlioz at that time in his distinguished career. He was a little sensitive about being pigeon-holed as a \\\"French\\\" conductor, nevertheless, his way with the music of his homeland was wonderful (be it Berlioz, Debussy, or Ravel). I have other Fantastique recordings, both vintage and modern, but none are clearly (musically) superior to this one. I don't know whether RCA \\\"specified\\\" any of the technical aspects of this recording to the London/Decca team, but the sound is in the same league as the other legendary Living Stereo Classics of the time.\",\n \"Product: HP 920XL Cyan High Yield Original Ink Cartridge (CD972AN). HP 920 ink cartridges work with: HP Officejet 6000, 6500, 7000, 7500. Cartridge yield (approx.): 700 pages. Get up to 2X the pages with Original HP XL ink cartridges compared to standard cartridges. Original HP ink cartridges are specially designed to work with your printer to consistently deliver standout results throughout the life of your cartridge. Ensure that your printing is right the first time and every time with HP printer ink: 920 ink. What's in the box: New Original 920XL HP ink cartridge (CD972AN) Color: Cyan.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Amazon and Prime are there !!\\n\\nReview: It's just getting too easy to order all this kind of stuff from Amazon. By the time I travel 15 miles to Staples to buy this cartridge, I've paid much more than I pay Amazon. The ink indicator on my printer shows I'm low, I do a one-click order from Amazon, and get it in two days with free shipping (on Amazon Prime). The price is better and what could be easier. I've ordered refilled cartridges elsewhere, but have decided that HP printers really do better with HP ink. Total cost is even less than Costco. Amazon is becoming shopping-central for more things than I ever thought possible. With the current price of gas, I may not get out much anymore when I can just do the one-click thing on Amazon.\\n\\nSo, OK, this review is about the service not the product. If you buy an HP printer, you've already decided to buy the product so it doesn't much matter how many stars it gets....does it!!\\n\\nLong live Amazon!!\",\n \"Product: New York Times Best Seller Nutripoints Book 5th Edition Revised Jan/2012 by Dr. Roy Vartabedian and Kathy Matthews. Nutripoints is the ultimate guide to \\\"healthy eating made simple.\\\" No more counting calories, protein, carbohydrates, fats, cholesterol, sodium, sugar, vitamins, minerals all that work has been done for you, and formulated into just one number the Nutripoint score. The higher the Nutripoint score for a food, the higher its nutritional value. Based on nutrient density, no other plan is easier or healthier. Get 100+ Nutripoints per day from 6 food groups, and you get all the nutrition you need, and avoid all that you don't need. Book lists hundreds of foods to choose from in fruit, vegetable, grain, legume, milk/dairy, and meat/fish/poultry groups from highest to lowest. Also includes a separate alphabetical list. The Nutripoint score for a total of 3,600+ foods gives you the power to create and manage your own healthy eating plan. Includes 85 high-Nutripoint recipes, 2-week menu plan, shopping guide. Newly updated with 600 new foods including cereals, yogurts, juices and fruit drinks, fast foods, diet foods, snack and health bars, sports bars, sports drinks, coffee drinks, doughnuts, vegetarian foods, soymilks, new margarines, frozen entrees, soups, sandwiches, and Whole Foods store brands. New sections on organic foods, sweeteners, juicing, and updates in sections on supplements, shopping lists, questions and answers on Nutripoints. Large-Edition (6.14\\\" x 9.21\\\") 466 page paperback.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Book, need Kindle Version\\n\\nReview: This is a great system, as others have noted. It has more sense and more science behind it than most. BUT this is a relatively bulky book -- and this is information you'd really like to have with you -- and without the bulk.\\n\\nBottom Line: Doc, we need a Kindle version -- whether for iPhone, iPad, or even a Kindle Reader -- that's the way to go for information that needs to be \\\"at hand\\\" but the bulk is a problem. I carry about 50 books with me on my iPad all the time. Many are reference and look-up books. They get used A LOT.\\n\\nSo Doc(tor Vartebedian) please bring your work into the 21st Century by allowing us to read it \\\"when, where, and how\\\" we want (and need) it.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":30,"string":"30"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1386,"string":"1,386"}}},{"rowIdx":1387,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1M85S3L9ROA17"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"This cart is sure to bring out the kid in everyone by instantly transforming gatherings into fun carnivals and dessert time! Featuring an extractor head that works with flossing sugar, hard candy, or sugar-free hard candy, this 3-foot-tall beauty will be a hit every time. The pull handle makes it easy to transport and the clear-door storage compartment keeps all cotton candy supplies on hand. Includes 2-reusable cones, sugar scoop, and 1-extractor head.\". The summary of the review text is \"Make cotton candy out of hard candies.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This cotton candy machine is perfect for my kids. It is easy to use, fairly easy to clean up, and since it uses hard candies to make the cotton candy, it doesn't make that big of a mess. You can also make different flavors of cotton candy, just by buying different flavors of hard candies. My personal favorites are root beer barrels and horehound candies.\n\nThe cart that the cotton candy machine sits on is pretty nice too, since it provides a place to store the paper cones candies, and other supplies. The old-fashioned style works well with an old-fashioned looking popcorn cart we have too. The product is mostly plastic, with some thin metal parts, but it seems sturdy enough.\n\nThe reason I'm knocking off a star is the assembly. The metal parts and plastic parts don't fit together and snugly and I'd like, and on my cart, the right front leg doesn't snap in like it should. Typically it is fine, but if you try to pick up the cart to move it, the right-front leg pops out of its joint. Other than that, I'm happy with it though.\n\nAnother thing I like about this cart is its height. It it short enough that older kids can operate it themselves, but tall enough that toddlers aren't going to get into it.\n\nThe cotton candy this unit produces isn't as big or fluffy as you might buy at a store, but its fun for the kids to make, and since you use hard candies, it is easy to monitor the kids' sugar intake. Overall, this product has provided my kids and their friends with good treats, and a fun time making them. I'd buy it again."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This cotton candy machine is perfect for my kids. It is easy to use, fairly easy to clean up, and since it uses hard candies to make the cotton candy, it doesn't make that big of a mess. You can also make different flavors of cotton candy, just by buying different flavors of hard candies. My personal favorites are root beer barrels and horehound candies.\n\nThe cart that the cotton candy machine sits on is pretty nice too, since it provides a place to store the paper cones candies, and other supplies. The old-fashioned style works well with an old-fashioned looking popcorn cart we have too. The product is mostly plastic, with some thin metal parts, but it seems sturdy enough.\n\nThe reason I'm knocking off a star is the assembly. The metal parts and plastic parts don't fit together and snugly and I'd like, and on my cart, the right front leg doesn't snap in like it should. Typically it is fine, but if you try to pick up the cart to move it, the right-front leg pops out of its joint. Other than that, I'm happy with it though.\n\nAnother thing I like about this cart is its height. It it short enough that older kids can operate it themselves, but tall enough that toddlers aren't going to get into it.\n\nThe cotton candy this unit produces isn't as big or fluffy as you might buy at a store, but its fun for the kids to make, and since you use hard candies, it is easy to monitor the kids' sugar intake. Overall, this product has provided my kids and their friends with good treats, and a fun time making them. I'd buy it again."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The creators of the beloved “Toy Story” films re-open the toy box and bring movie goers back to the delightful world of our favorite gang of toy characters in “Toy Story 3”. As Andy prepares to depart for college, Buzz, Woody and the rest of his loyal toys are troubled about their uncertain future. Directed by Lee Unkrich (co-director of “Toy Story 2” and “Finding Nemo”), “Toy Story 3” is a comical new adventure in Disney Digital 3D that lands the toys in a room full of untamed tots who can’t wait to get their sticky little fingers on these “new” toys. It’s pandemonium as they try to stay together, ensuring “no toy gets left behind.” Pixar veteran Darla K. Anderson (\"Cars\" and \"Monsters, Inc.\") produces, while Michael Arndt, Academy Award-winning screenwriter of \"Little Miss Sunshine,\" brings his unique talents and comedic sensibilities. In the Toy Story 3: The Video Game help Buzz, Woody and the rest of the Toys ensure no toy gets left behind. Dive into to all new heroic adventures in Story Mode or let your imagination run wild in the exiting new open world of Toy Box Mode! Come and play to infinity…and beyond.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Bit Short, But Still A Fun Game\n\nReview: Toy Story 3: The Video Game has smooth game play and looks very nice. The game seemed a bit simple, but it is geared towards kids, so that's OK. The main game took us about 5 hours to complete, which is a bit short, but there is a Toy Box, where you can build things and unlock gadgets, so there's still plenty to do.\n\nThe achievements are pretty easy to come by, but again, the game is geared towards kids.\n\nI think the best part of the game is the visuals. They are very well done.\n\nOverall, I would recommend this game. While it is easy for me, it was just right for my daughter, and we had a lot of fun playing it together.","Product: The Stratus XL Wireless Gaming Controller for iOS & Mac is a full-sized, premium wireless controller for the iPad, iPhone, iPod touch, and MAC that delivers the style of a console controller, compatibility with hundreds of iOS games and an overall better gaming experience. With 40 hours of battery life, pressure sensitive controls, LED notifications and the precise dual analog triggers, you'll feel right at home while gaming. This controller will be fully compatible with Every controller enabled game on the App Store. Multi-Device Compatibility - requires iOS 7 or later.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Finally, a game controller worthy of my iPad\n\nReview: I like my iPad and I like playing games, but playing games on my iPad has always been an experience in RSI pain from to jabbing the iPad screen with my fingers. The SteelSeries Stratus XL Wireless Gaming Controller solves this issue (at least for the games that support it) and brings a quality console feel to the iPad.\n\nSome things I like about this game controller are:\n1. The controller feels comfortable and reminds me a lot of an X-Box controller.\n2. It makes playing games on the iPad a lot more comfortable.\n3. It seems to be solid and built well.\n4. Most of the games that support this controller are easier to play when using this controller than they are without it.\n\nSome minor issues:\n1. The thumb sticks are not as responsive as I would expect them to be (as compared to a PS4 or X-Box controller).\n2. The thumb sticks and button pad are a bit stiff.\n3. Because this controller isn't as sensitive as Playstation or X-Box controllers, some games are harder to play with it that they are without.\n4. Compared to other quality controllers, the $70 price tag seems a bit high.\n\nOverall, I'm happy with the controller. It isn't perfect, but it made playing games on my iPad fun again.","Product: HICs Stainless Steel Milk Frother easily aerates milk and cream into a thick, rich foam for topping delectable hot and cold beverages. With a generous 14-ounce capacity, create frothed milk for several servings in seconds with very little effort. The lid features a built-in plunger with a double-mesh aerator, much like a French Press, and easy-grip handle on top. No electric required or batteries to replace. More economical than battery powered frothers and expensive espresso machines. Easily froth chilled or warmed milks, from whole milk, skim or goat milk, to hemp milk, almond milk, soy or cashew milk, and other non dairy milk. The milk frothing pitcher, also called a milk foamer, is so easy to use. Simply measure chilled or warmed milk into the frothing pitcher and place the plunger inside, making sure the lid is on securely. Pump the handle up and down, about 30-60 seconds, until foam has desired consistency. To serve, raise the plunger and hold back the milk froth with the lid. Pour the underlying un-frothed milk into beverages, then gently float the foam that remains on top of the beverage. A great addition to specialty coffee accessories, foam transforms fresh-brewed coffee into specialty coffee drinks, like cappuccino, a traditional cafe au latte or festive eggnog latte, caramel macchiato, mocha, Irish coffee or iced coffee. Elevate conventional hot chocolate to peppermint hot chocolate and white hot chocolate, and ordinary to extraordinary, with warm milk and honey or coconut milk chai tea latte, finish craft cocktails, like dulce de leche and mudslides, with panache, and more. Made from stainless steel, HICs Milk Frother is durable, versatile, easy to use, and top-rack dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A sturdy frothing pitcher that looks like it will last\n\nReview: After having blown through a couple of battery powered frothing tools, which only lasted a month or two each, I wanted to try and find something a bit more sturdy. This stainless steel frothing pitcher seems to fit the bill so far. the pitcher is very sturdy, and the pumping mechanism seems to be sturdy as well.\n\nI was a bit worried that a screen being pumped through a pitcher of milk may not produce as nice a froth, but my worries were not well-founded. While I do think the battery operated wands produce a better result, this pitcher works much better than I expected it to, and is able to froth more milk the wands are capable of.\n\nThe only downside to this frothing pitcher is that you can't see the progress, and I suffered a couple of frothy overflows before identifying the right level to fill the pitcher to.\n\nSo far, I'm happy with this pitcher and will not be investing in another battery powered frothing wands.","Product: HICs Stainless Steel Milk Frother easily aerates milk and cream into a thick, rich foam for topping delectable hot and cold beverages. With a generous 14-ounce capacity, create frothed milk for several servings in seconds with very little effort. The lid features a built-in plunger with a double-mesh aerator, much like a French Press, and easy-grip handle on top. No electric required or batteries to replace. More economical than battery powered frothers and expensive espresso machines. Easily froth chilled or warmed milks, from whole milk, skim or goat milk, to hemp milk, almond milk, soy or cashew milk, and other non dairy milk. The milk frothing pitcher, also called a milk foamer, is so easy to use. Simply measure chilled or warmed milk into the frothing pitcher and place the plunger inside, making sure the lid is on securely. Pump the handle up and down, about 30-60 seconds, until foam has desired consistency. To serve, raise the plunger and hold back the milk froth with the lid. Pour the underlying un-frothed milk into beverages, then gently float the foam that remains on top of the beverage. A great addition to specialty coffee accessories, foam transforms fresh-brewed coffee into specialty coffee drinks, like cappuccino, a traditional cafe au latte or festive eggnog latte, caramel macchiato, mocha, Irish coffee or iced coffee. Elevate conventional hot chocolate to peppermint hot chocolate and white hot chocolate, and ordinary to extraordinary, with warm milk and honey or coconut milk chai tea latte, finish craft cocktails, like dulce de leche and mudslides, with panache, and more. Made from stainless steel, HICs Milk Frother is durable, versatile, easy to use, and top-rack dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A sturdy frothing pitcher that looks like it will last\n\nReview: After having blown through a couple of battery powered frothing tools, which only lasted a month or two each, I wanted to try and find something a bit more sturdy. This stainless steel frothing pitcher seems to fit the bill so far. the pitcher is very sturdy, and the pumping mechanism seems to be sturdy as well.\n\nI was a bit worried that a screen being pumped through a pitcher of milk may not produce as nice a froth, but my worries were not well-founded. While I do think the battery operated wands produce a better result, this pitcher works much better than I expected it to, and is able to froth more milk the wands are capable of.\n\nThe only downside to this frothing pitcher is that you can't see the progress, and I suffered a couple of frothy overflows before identifying the right level to fill the pitcher to.\n\nSo far, I'm happy with this pitcher and will not be investing in another battery powered frothing wands.","Product: Quick and convenient, this unique folding guest bed by Zinus is the perfect sleep solution when you need it. The bed neatly folds and includes a bonus storage bag, and the folding frame has swivel wheels for ease of movement. Mattress has Only the Highest Quality of Foam - Foam is CertiPUR-US Certified for durability, performance, and content. A great solution for hotels, bed & breakfast inns that often need additional sleeping accommodations, it's also perfect for house guests, camping, traveling, sleepovers, and dorm rooms. Size: 75 inches x 31 inches x 18 inches. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Quality construction and easy to use, but not terribly comfortable.\n\nReview: I have some other Zinus mattresses and bed frames, all of which I've been extremely happy with. This folding guest bed, on the other hand, is good, but not great.\n\nOn the positive side, the frame feels strong and sturdy. It is light and easy to carry. The carrying bag is made of quality material that feels like it will last a long time. The bed frame has one clip that holds the bed in its folded position, and that clip is easy to get off when you want to use the bed. The bed frame is quiet, and it doesn't get in the way, and gouge you in the back while you're sleeping, the way some bed frames do.\n\nOn the negative side, the bed sleeps like a hammock. When I laid on my back, it made my knees feel like they were hyperextending, ever so slightly, and when I laid on my side, the sag in the middle caused pain in my lower back. I think the bed would be better if Zinus employed the same support structure they use in their full bed frames, and made the pad a little thicker. This would offer a flat sleep surface, which I think would be a lot more comfortable.\n\nAnother thing that is weird about this bed is that you cannot fold it with the cushion in place. You have to take the cushion off the bed and place it around the bottom of the frame for storage. I imagine this is by design, so that the hinge in the middle of the bed bends upward to reduce sag. However, it is a pain to have to deal with the cushion every time you use the bed.\n\nI think this guest bed would be fine for children, but I wouldn't put an adult on it, unless you didn't want them staying at your house again.","Product: Refresh the style of your bathroom with this decorative shower curtain by Danica Studio. Measuring 72 inches long and 72 inches wide, this shower curtain is designed to fit standard bathtubs and showers. It is made from durable, heavy-duty 100% cotton and works best when used with an interior shower curtain liner. Unlike other shower curtains, Danica Studio's shower curtains feature reinforced button holes instead of metal grommets for hanging- no rust! This shower curtain is easy to clean: machine wash and dry. Danica Studio curtains come packaged in a reusable cotton tote bag, and make a thoughtful housewarming gift, engagement gift or wedding gift. Danica Studio is a Home Decor and Textile company based in Vancouver, British Columbia. The team of in-house designers at Danica Studio seeks inspiration from their cosmopolitan and coastal surroundings, and take great pride in creating high quality, beautiful products with original artwork and designs that delight the user. BUY THE ORIGINAL: Authentic/Genuine Odyssey Shower curtains are designed and made by Danica Studio and sold by Amazon. Unauthorized sellers from China are selling items not made by Danica Studio.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: More than I expected from a shower curtain\n\nReview: I selected this shower curtain simply because I needed one for my kids' bathroom. I was expecting a cheap shower curtain that might last my kids a few months, but was presently surprised to receive a thick, well-made, cotton-canvas shower curtain that should last for years.\n\nTo me, the blue owls look a little cheesy in the Amazon picture, but in reality, I think the patterns is quite nice and tastefully done and I think it really adds to the aesthetics of my kids bathroom. The material is soft and heavy and the openings for each hook are reinforced, so I believe the curtain will last a long time. I also like how Now Designs ships the shower curtain in a nice, reusable drawstring bag that is made out of the same material as the shower curtain. My kids use the bag all the time to carry their stuff when they go swimming.\n\nI am quite happy with this product and am considering buying more just to add some variety.","Product: Our Pitchers are functional and modern. The lid seals airtight, allowing for mixing, shaking and keeping beverages fresh while storing, and allows them to be conveniently stored on their side in the refrigerator.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good pitcher, but be careful with the handle\n\nReview: I have purchased several of these pitchers, and for the most part they work great. You can store them on their sides in the refrigerator and they won't leak. You can also mix drinks in them (I use them for mixing protein drinks and Soylent, and have had very few problems). The seal is tight, so you don't get that refrigerator taste in your drinks, even if you leave them in the refrigerator for a while. The pitcher also comes apart easily, so it is easy to clean.\n\nThe reason I'm giving this pitcher 4 stars is due to the handle on top of the pitcher. It looks like it would be pretty sturdy and offer a good handle to use to vigorously shake powdered drinks with, but it isn't. If you use it to shake the pitcher, it will quickly cause hairline fractures in the lid and the lid will start to leak. The same thing will happen if you just place your hand against the handle and shake the pitcher with your hands on the top and bottom. If you do use these pitchers to mix powdered drinks with, hold the pitcher firmly by the sides and shake. I haven't had any problems with them when I mix drinks that way.","Product: Sleep Master by Zinus designed the Cloud Memory Foam Mattress collection to include a plush, quilted cover and a unique combination of foam layers that provide a cloud-like, luxury feel. The innovative foam layering system shapes itself to your body to give you a customized, comforting, sleep surface. Sleep Master has added the Viscolatex Responsive foam for resiliency and the high-density foam for full-body support so you can sleep well and wake up refreshed. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort. NOTE: We recommend you open your mattress package upon receipt and allow at least 72 hours at room temperature for your new mattress to return to its original, plush shape.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A little too wide for our bed frame, but otherwise great.\n\nReview: This mattress has been great! We are very happy with its perfect combination of softness and firmness. Like others, I was somewhat skeptical of a mattress arriving compressed in a box, but have been pleasantly surprised. The box is descent sized and does require a couple of hands to move around, if youve got far to go. Once opened, the mattress immediately begins to expand, so make sure you open it where you have enough room for the expansion. According to the instructions, it takes a day or two to reach its ultimate (maximum) shapea height of 12 incheshowever, we used it after only a couple of hours and it was perfect. The only thing we do not like about it is that the edges hang over our normal size bed frame and box springs slightly (about 2 on each side) and hope that it will not cause the mattress to lose its shape over time. Overall, we are very pleased with the mattress and have been getting a great nights sleep ever since its arrival. It perfectly conforms and provides excellent support regardless of your sleeping position. We love it!","Product: Frieling French Presses Win 2017 Housewares Design Award. An independent panel of judges selected the Frieling French Presses as the winner for its superior design, appearance, function and originality. Frielings French Presses feature a patented dual filtration system combining a pre-filter and an exclusive super-fine screen for better coffee. The screen catches coffee grounds that may have passed through the pre-filter, eliminating bitter aftertaste and sediment in the cup. A stainless steel ring inside the coil prevents grounds from bypassing the filter. A tribute to simplicity, style and smart design, these models are double-wall insulated to retain heat up to four times longer than a glass press.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best French press I've ever owned.\n\nReview: This Frieling French press is probably the best French press I've ever owned. It is sturdy, holds heat better than the glass presses I typically buy, and it leaves virtually no floaties in my drink. It isn't as easy to push down or pull back up as my other presses, but I think that is due to the tight fit of the screen. A small price to pay for a clean drink. This press is easy to clean, and the double-wall keeps the outside from getting too hot. At least I think it does. I always tend to bump my knuckles up against the glass on my other presses, burning them. I'm pretty sure I've done the same thing on this press, but I haven't been burnt, so I'm going to count that as a plus.\n\nOverall, I think this press looks and works great. The only criticism I can think of is that I wish is was bigger.","Product: With the Mr. Freeze 1.5 pint Ice Cream Maker you can make your own great tasting frozen treats in less than 60 minutes - no pre-freezing required! Have fun with the whole family crafting homemade ice cream, gelato, frozen yogurt, sherbet, or sorbets right out of the box. This ice cream maker also has a unique feature that allows you to adjust the softness or hardness of your ice cream, so you can make it to your desired preference. Smart design makes use of operation a cinch! All you have to do is mix in your ingredients, push a button, and the thermoelectric cooling system does the rest. Gone are the messy days of hand cranking, churning ice and spilled salt. Recipes are included for fun and easy ideas to treat the whole family!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Produces small amounts of great ice cream\n\nReview: This ice cream maker is by far better than the old hand-crank churn my family used to use. You just mix the ingredients, dump them in, turn the ice cream maker on, and about 45 minutes later, you have delicious, homemade ice-cream. When the ice cream maker first finishes, the ice cream is a bit soft, but that's how I like it. If you'd like your ice cream to be a bit harder, you can either pull out the dasher and leave the machine on or you can put the ice cream in a container and leave it in the freezer for 30 minutes to an hour.\n\nThe machine only makes a pint of ice cream, which isn't really very much. I think it would work best for an individual or a couple, rather than a large family.\n\nNearly everything about this machine is easy to use. The only thing I found a bit difficult is that you cannot remove the bucket and you cannot submerse the machine in water. You're left with the option of wiping out the bucket, which seems a bit \"germy\" to me. I typically wipe the bucket out the best I can and then use a clean cloth to wipe the inside of the bucket with vodka to kill anything that might remain. In spite of the minor difficulty in cleaning, I have really enjoyed this machine and am glad I got it.","Product: Wireless freedom, sleek comfort, and unmistakable bass response add-up to an unforgettable audio experience. Connect via Bluetooth with NFC and let your music loose for up to 20 hours (battery life) anytime anywhere. 40mm drivers with electronic bass boost will add punch to your favorite tracks.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Nice headphones, when they actually work.\n\nReview: These headphones sound great when they work, but they WILL NOT stay paired to anything between uses. I always have to go into my bluetooth settings, delete the entry for these headphones, and re-pair every time I want to use them. About half the time, even when they pair, the sound won't play through them and plays out of my devices speakers.\n\nAnother issues I have with these headphones is how picky they are with both cables and USB ports. I have a USB outlet in my wall that works fine with all my other devices, but won't work with these headphones. I also bought a longer cable, since the charging cable that comes with these headphones is too short, but it won't work to charge them either.\n\nSince this product has so many high reviews, I must either have a bad pair, or people don't mind having do fiddle with them to get them to work. My experience with them, however, has been significantly less than stellar.","Product: Stylish, feather light and seriously powerful, the Drops 360 RP-HJX6M In-Ear Headphones deliver a full range of exceptional sound performance. Its premium 12mm coaxial dual neodymium magnet drivers produce a level of deep, rich bass and clear, high-treble tones (5Hz-25kHz) not often experienced in ultra-compact headphones. Distortion is kept to a minimum with a color-matched aluminum ring on each speaker housing. Panasonic's ultra-soft earpads fit naturally into the ear to stay comfortably in place while walking, working or just relaxing. And no matter where you are, their airtight design fit snugly to reduce ambient noise. For individual comfort and fit, a set of S/M/L earpads is included. Drops 360 also incorporate longer, more direct audio ports to channel high-performance sound directly into the ears for hours of listening enjoyment. At the same time managing music and calls is quick and simple with an inline mic and remote. They work seamlessly with iPhone/iPod/iPad, Blackberry and Android devices to adjust volume and switch effortlessly from music to calls and back again with one-touch ease. An included travel case keeps your headphones safe and sound when not in use.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good sound quality, but missing volume features.\n\nReview: I like the sound quality of these headphones. I typically use them to listen to Audible books, Spotify, and to take calls on my cellphone. They perform well for these functions. They don't sound as good as my over-ear headphones, but I've never had ear buds that did, so I don't consider this a problem.\n\nI was a bit concerned at first that the ear buds would fall out, considering how big they are, but the stay in place quite well. I also like the length of the cord and the faux leather bag they come with works well to keep them from getting tangled up and ruined.\n\nThe only flaw I think these headphones have is that they have a button to answer the phone on the cord, but no buttons to increased or decrease volume. This seems like a pretty big feature to be missing, considering pretty much all other phone headphones come with these features. This is why I only gave them 4 stars. Still, even with this missing feature, I think the ear buds are worth the price I paid for them.","Product: Meet the turntable that plays records and lets you convert tracks to portable, Hi-Res Audio for the authentic sound of vinyl that goes with you. Sit back and enjoy superior quality analog sound or plug it into your PC to digitally capture the music at its best for personal listening on compatible Hi-Res Audio players. It's vinyl reborn.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful sound and aesthetics\n\nReview: I LOVE this turntable. The stylus it comes with reaches into the bottom of every groove and delivers the clearest detail I've heard from vinyl in a long time. The turntable has a spartan style to it, and doesn't have as many features as other turntables, like those from Audio Technica, but it really delivers on sound. I also love all-black look of it sitting on my shelf.\n\nThe turntable comes with a thick, luxurious, nay, opulent rubber platter cover, a hi-res stylus, and all the cords you'll need to hook it up to your receiver or computer. The ripping software from Sony is easy to use, but I can't imagine why you'd want to digitize an analog signal. The warmth of analog is the entire reason for playing vinyl in the first place. I guess it is a good option if you have a song on vinyl, that you just cannot get any other way, and want that song on your phone, but that isn't a use-case that I fall into.\n\nSetting up this turntable was easy, and the instructions were clear. It feels heavy and well-made, and I expect it will last me a long time.\n\nIn case you're wondering about the price, as compared to other turntables. This Sony comes with a high-end, hi-res stylus. Most other high-end turntables, like those from Audio Technica, don't. You have to buy the stylus separately. I know this turntable seems expensive, at over $500.00, but you'd be spending that much with an Audio Technica turntable as well, since you'd have to buy the hi-res stylus on your own. I hope that explanation helps, for those who are comparing prices.","Product: Out of a collaboration born in 2003, a trailblazing tech firm and an iconic design house have forged another functional showpiece. The LaCie Porsche Design Mobile Drive welds forward-thinking technology from LaCie with immaculate style from Porsche Design. It features reversible USB-C connectivity for next-generation computers as well as compatibility with those PC and Mac computers with USB 3.0 ports. To store your past and future memories, the LaCie Porsche Design Mobile Drive also offers the highest capacity drives available. It also delivers speeds of up to 5 Gb/s1, so you can drag and drop files and perform backups quickly. With its minimalist, all-aluminum enclosure, this product is lightweight but also feels sturdy and substantial in your hands.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Beautiful drive. Avoid the software.\n\nReview: The LaCie Porsche Design 2TB USB-C drive come in an attractive, minimalistic aluminum case, which compliments my aluminum Mac quite nicely. It also comes with two, two-foot-long cables; one USB-C to USB-C cable and one USB-C to USB-3 cable. The drive includes some setup software, which in my experience is always junk, so instead of running the installer for the drive, I simply opened Apple's Disk Utility program and formatted the drive for use on my Mac. I read some reviews on this drive's software before installing it (it always pays to be cautious), and a lot of people said that the software caused stability issues on their Mac. So far, I've been running the drive for a week, after setting it up via Disk Utility, rather than the included software, and I have not experienced any of the eject issues or stability issues that others have experienced.\n\nSo far, I have copied about 1TB worth of data to the drive, and have been using it as my Time Machine backup for a week. The drive has been fast and quite, and has worked quite well so far. The drive works well with USB-C, and it a lot faster that way than when I use it for my Time Machine backup, which doesn't support USB-C. It is nice to have a drive that I know I'll be able to use with the next-generation laptops. The drive also comes with a 2-year hardware warranty, which I hope I won't have to use.\n\nOverall, I've been pleased with this drive. It is beautiful, fast, and quiet. The only reason I'm knocking one star off is for the included bloatware software, which is completely unnecessary to use the drive. Just partition the drive using the tools included with your operating system.","Product: Braided Aviator hats with Cashmere like acrylic blend keeps you warm and looking good in the cold weather. 12 high comfortably covers your head\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is an Amazing Winter Hat\n\nReview: I got this hat for my daughter for winter this year. She wore it the first time we had to shovel our walks, and she said, \"Dad, you have to try this hat!\" I put it on and was amazed at how warm it was, and how well the design covers your head and ears. I also liked the lining, which keeps the wool from touching your head and itching.\n\nThis particular hat was a little bit small for me, but if the company had a larger size, I'd definitely buy one. I wear a 7 7/8\" hat, so if your head is that big, or bigger, this won't fit you. If you're hat size is smaller, however, you're in luck.","Product: The Canon image class MF416dw all in one printer has print, scan, copy and fax capabilities so you can accomplish all necessary tasks with just one machine. Your professional quality documents are printed at speeds of up to 35 pages per minute in black and white with a quick first print time of 6.3 seconds or less. Eco friendly, all mode duplexing right out of the box allows you to save on paper and related costs. The MF416dw has built in Wi-Fi direct capability, enabling easy connection to mobile devices without a router. The MF416dw is equipped with a variety of easy to use mobile capabilities for printing and scanning on-the-go using your compatible mobile device, such as apple air print, Mopria print service and Google Cloud print. The Canon print business app allows users to print to and scan from the device to compatible iOS or Android devices. With NFC technology, you can easily \"touch and print\" to the MF416dw using your compatible mobile device. Password protected department ID management helps business owners manage device usage for up to 300 IDs. Secure print helps keep confidential documents safe. Using USB direct print, you can easily print from and scan to that USB in JPEG, tiff and PDF formats. The MF416dw also supports host-based ufr II, Pcl6, and adobe postscript languages to provide printing versatility. The intuitive 3.5-Inch touch LCD display allows users to navigate through the menu seamlessly. The 3.5 inch wide screen and color display is user friendly and easy to read. With the front-loading 250-sheet paper Cassette, 50-sheet dadf, 50-sheet multipurpose tray, and additional optional 500-sheet paper Cassette (pf-44), your paper handling requirements are covered. The MF416dw uses only 2.2 watts or less of energy in wireless, energy saver mode, helping you save money on energy costs. This machine uses Canon genuine toner, cartridge 119 and cartridge 119 II for higher volume printing.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Great printer, less-than-stellar installation process.\n\nReview: After using this printer for about a month now, I have to say that I'm impressed. It is quite, fast, and produces high-quality prints. The scanner works well, and integrates with OS X's scanner application nicely. I have been using this printer in an office with 7 other people, and it has kept up with our printing needs beautifully. Once you get the printer installed and working, I think it is a five-star experience.\n\nAnother thing I liked about this printer was the quality of its packaging. Yes, it was a bit of a pain to remove all 10,000 strips of orange packing tape, but I felt like the product was well protected in the box. Again, a five-star experience here.\n\nSo why the three-star review? The installation on OS X El Capitan.\n\nFirst, the printer driver comes on a CD, which is kind of dumb, considering that a lot of computers don't come with CD drives anymore, and none of today's Apple computers include Superdrives. So, this necessitated a trip to Canon's website to download the drivers. The website wasn't the easiest thing in the world to navigate. A search for \"Canon MF416dw\" brought me to the product page, but there wasn't a link to the drivers on that page. Or at least their didn't appear to be, until I scrolled up. I was already at the top of the page, but scrolling up revealed a hidden gray bar, with a link to \"Drivers & Downloads.\" Clicking on this link didn't take me to the drivers either. Instead, it gave me another search box. So, I entered the model number of this printer, again, and was finally brought to the driver page. Once there, I had to download both the printer and scanner divers separately. Overall, Canon's website was awkward to navigate and forced me to think too much. They should have links to the latest drivers on the product page itself, and they should be HUGE, so that customers don't have to wander around looking for the files necessary to get their printer to work.\n\nAnother problem with the drivers is that they didn't work the first time I installed them. Instead, they caused the printer-setup process to crash. Only after removing the printer from System Preferences, on OS X El Capitan, and reinstalling both the printer and scanner drivers, was I able to finally get the printer to work.\n\nI really like this printer, but getting it installed on OS X El Capitan was way more work than it should have been.","Product: Delta bathroom sink faucets with DIAMOND Seal Technology perform like new for life with a patented design which reduces leak points, is less hassle to install and lasts twice as long as the industry standard*. Plus, everything you need is together in one convenient box, including integrated supply lines and drain assembly, so there's no need to order additional parts. You can install with confidence, knowing that Delta bathroom faucets are backed by our Lifetime Limited Warranty. Delta WaterSense labeled sink faucets, shower faucets and toilets use at least 20% less water than the industry standardsaving you money without compromising performance. *Industry standard is based on ASME A112.18.1 of 500,000 cycles.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Attractive and easy to install and use.\n\nReview: I bought this faucet to replace a fifty-nine-cent, bargain-bin Kohler that whoever built my house probably found in the dumpster behind my local Home Depot. In contrast to that fetid lump, this Delta faucet is awesome. The faucet was easy to install, and the oiled bronze look goes well with my off-white pedestal sink.\n\nOne issue that I did have with this faucet was that the hoses were too long. They would have been perfect, if I had a cabinet sink, but because mine is a pedestal, I did have to buy a tool to shorten the hoses. Definitely not the fault of Delta though. The process was fairly easy too, so if you have a similar setup to mine, don't let the fact that you may have to shorten the hoses discourage you.\n\nThe lever on this faucet moves easily and it does not leak. Water flows out of it at a comfortable rate. The faucet is also easy to control with one hand, or ever one pinky, so it is easy to use when your hands are full or dirty. I also imagine it would be easy to use for people with reduced mobility.\n\nOverall, I'm quite pleased with this faucet, and plan to replace all the other faucets in my home with the same model."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The creators of the beloved “Toy Story” films re-open the toy box and bring movie goers back to the delightful world of our favorite gang of toy characters in “Toy Story 3”. As Andy prepares to depart for college, Buzz, Woody and the rest of his loyal toys are troubled about their uncertain future. Directed by Lee Unkrich (co-director of “Toy Story 2” and “Finding Nemo”), “Toy Story 3” is a comical new adventure in Disney Digital 3D that lands the toys in a room full of untamed tots who can’t wait to get their sticky little fingers on these “new” toys. It’s pandemonium as they try to stay together, ensuring “no toy gets left behind.” Pixar veteran Darla K. Anderson (\\\"Cars\\\" and \\\"Monsters, Inc.\\\") produces, while Michael Arndt, Academy Award-winning screenwriter of \\\"Little Miss Sunshine,\\\" brings his unique talents and comedic sensibilities. In the Toy Story 3: The Video Game help Buzz, Woody and the rest of the Toys ensure no toy gets left behind. Dive into to all new heroic adventures in Story Mode or let your imagination run wild in the exiting new open world of Toy Box Mode! Come and play to infinity…and beyond.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Bit Short, But Still A Fun Game\\n\\nReview: Toy Story 3: The Video Game has smooth game play and looks very nice. The game seemed a bit simple, but it is geared towards kids, so that's OK. The main game took us about 5 hours to complete, which is a bit short, but there is a Toy Box, where you can build things and unlock gadgets, so there's still plenty to do.\\n\\nThe achievements are pretty easy to come by, but again, the game is geared towards kids.\\n\\nI think the best part of the game is the visuals. They are very well done.\\n\\nOverall, I would recommend this game. While it is easy for me, it was just right for my daughter, and we had a lot of fun playing it together.\",\n \"Product: The Stratus XL Wireless Gaming Controller for iOS & Mac is a full-sized, premium wireless controller for the iPad, iPhone, iPod touch, and MAC that delivers the style of a console controller, compatibility with hundreds of iOS games and an overall better gaming experience. With 40 hours of battery life, pressure sensitive controls, LED notifications and the precise dual analog triggers, you'll feel right at home while gaming. This controller will be fully compatible with Every controller enabled game on the App Store. Multi-Device Compatibility - requires iOS 7 or later.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Finally, a game controller worthy of my iPad\\n\\nReview: I like my iPad and I like playing games, but playing games on my iPad has always been an experience in RSI pain from to jabbing the iPad screen with my fingers. The SteelSeries Stratus XL Wireless Gaming Controller solves this issue (at least for the games that support it) and brings a quality console feel to the iPad.\\n\\nSome things I like about this game controller are:\\n1. The controller feels comfortable and reminds me a lot of an X-Box controller.\\n2. It makes playing games on the iPad a lot more comfortable.\\n3. It seems to be solid and built well.\\n4. Most of the games that support this controller are easier to play when using this controller than they are without it.\\n\\nSome minor issues:\\n1. The thumb sticks are not as responsive as I would expect them to be (as compared to a PS4 or X-Box controller).\\n2. The thumb sticks and button pad are a bit stiff.\\n3. Because this controller isn't as sensitive as Playstation or X-Box controllers, some games are harder to play with it that they are without.\\n4. Compared to other quality controllers, the $70 price tag seems a bit high.\\n\\nOverall, I'm happy with the controller. It isn't perfect, but it made playing games on my iPad fun again.\",\n \"Product: HICs Stainless Steel Milk Frother easily aerates milk and cream into a thick, rich foam for topping delectable hot and cold beverages. With a generous 14-ounce capacity, create frothed milk for several servings in seconds with very little effort. The lid features a built-in plunger with a double-mesh aerator, much like a French Press, and easy-grip handle on top. No electric required or batteries to replace. More economical than battery powered frothers and expensive espresso machines. Easily froth chilled or warmed milks, from whole milk, skim or goat milk, to hemp milk, almond milk, soy or cashew milk, and other non dairy milk. The milk frothing pitcher, also called a milk foamer, is so easy to use. Simply measure chilled or warmed milk into the frothing pitcher and place the plunger inside, making sure the lid is on securely. Pump the handle up and down, about 30-60 seconds, until foam has desired consistency. To serve, raise the plunger and hold back the milk froth with the lid. Pour the underlying un-frothed milk into beverages, then gently float the foam that remains on top of the beverage. A great addition to specialty coffee accessories, foam transforms fresh-brewed coffee into specialty coffee drinks, like cappuccino, a traditional cafe au latte or festive eggnog latte, caramel macchiato, mocha, Irish coffee or iced coffee. Elevate conventional hot chocolate to peppermint hot chocolate and white hot chocolate, and ordinary to extraordinary, with warm milk and honey or coconut milk chai tea latte, finish craft cocktails, like dulce de leche and mudslides, with panache, and more. Made from stainless steel, HICs Milk Frother is durable, versatile, easy to use, and top-rack dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A sturdy frothing pitcher that looks like it will last\\n\\nReview: After having blown through a couple of battery powered frothing tools, which only lasted a month or two each, I wanted to try and find something a bit more sturdy. This stainless steel frothing pitcher seems to fit the bill so far. the pitcher is very sturdy, and the pumping mechanism seems to be sturdy as well.\\n\\nI was a bit worried that a screen being pumped through a pitcher of milk may not produce as nice a froth, but my worries were not well-founded. While I do think the battery operated wands produce a better result, this pitcher works much better than I expected it to, and is able to froth more milk the wands are capable of.\\n\\nThe only downside to this frothing pitcher is that you can't see the progress, and I suffered a couple of frothy overflows before identifying the right level to fill the pitcher to.\\n\\nSo far, I'm happy with this pitcher and will not be investing in another battery powered frothing wands.\",\n \"Product: HICs Stainless Steel Milk Frother easily aerates milk and cream into a thick, rich foam for topping delectable hot and cold beverages. With a generous 14-ounce capacity, create frothed milk for several servings in seconds with very little effort. The lid features a built-in plunger with a double-mesh aerator, much like a French Press, and easy-grip handle on top. No electric required or batteries to replace. More economical than battery powered frothers and expensive espresso machines. Easily froth chilled or warmed milks, from whole milk, skim or goat milk, to hemp milk, almond milk, soy or cashew milk, and other non dairy milk. The milk frothing pitcher, also called a milk foamer, is so easy to use. Simply measure chilled or warmed milk into the frothing pitcher and place the plunger inside, making sure the lid is on securely. Pump the handle up and down, about 30-60 seconds, until foam has desired consistency. To serve, raise the plunger and hold back the milk froth with the lid. Pour the underlying un-frothed milk into beverages, then gently float the foam that remains on top of the beverage. A great addition to specialty coffee accessories, foam transforms fresh-brewed coffee into specialty coffee drinks, like cappuccino, a traditional cafe au latte or festive eggnog latte, caramel macchiato, mocha, Irish coffee or iced coffee. Elevate conventional hot chocolate to peppermint hot chocolate and white hot chocolate, and ordinary to extraordinary, with warm milk and honey or coconut milk chai tea latte, finish craft cocktails, like dulce de leche and mudslides, with panache, and more. Made from stainless steel, HICs Milk Frother is durable, versatile, easy to use, and top-rack dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A sturdy frothing pitcher that looks like it will last\\n\\nReview: After having blown through a couple of battery powered frothing tools, which only lasted a month or two each, I wanted to try and find something a bit more sturdy. This stainless steel frothing pitcher seems to fit the bill so far. the pitcher is very sturdy, and the pumping mechanism seems to be sturdy as well.\\n\\nI was a bit worried that a screen being pumped through a pitcher of milk may not produce as nice a froth, but my worries were not well-founded. While I do think the battery operated wands produce a better result, this pitcher works much better than I expected it to, and is able to froth more milk the wands are capable of.\\n\\nThe only downside to this frothing pitcher is that you can't see the progress, and I suffered a couple of frothy overflows before identifying the right level to fill the pitcher to.\\n\\nSo far, I'm happy with this pitcher and will not be investing in another battery powered frothing wands.\",\n \"Product: Quick and convenient, this unique folding guest bed by Zinus is the perfect sleep solution when you need it. The bed neatly folds and includes a bonus storage bag, and the folding frame has swivel wheels for ease of movement. Mattress has Only the Highest Quality of Foam - Foam is CertiPUR-US Certified for durability, performance, and content. A great solution for hotels, bed & breakfast inns that often need additional sleeping accommodations, it's also perfect for house guests, camping, traveling, sleepovers, and dorm rooms. Size: 75 inches x 31 inches x 18 inches. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Quality construction and easy to use, but not terribly comfortable.\\n\\nReview: I have some other Zinus mattresses and bed frames, all of which I've been extremely happy with. This folding guest bed, on the other hand, is good, but not great.\\n\\nOn the positive side, the frame feels strong and sturdy. It is light and easy to carry. The carrying bag is made of quality material that feels like it will last a long time. The bed frame has one clip that holds the bed in its folded position, and that clip is easy to get off when you want to use the bed. The bed frame is quiet, and it doesn't get in the way, and gouge you in the back while you're sleeping, the way some bed frames do.\\n\\nOn the negative side, the bed sleeps like a hammock. When I laid on my back, it made my knees feel like they were hyperextending, ever so slightly, and when I laid on my side, the sag in the middle caused pain in my lower back. I think the bed would be better if Zinus employed the same support structure they use in their full bed frames, and made the pad a little thicker. This would offer a flat sleep surface, which I think would be a lot more comfortable.\\n\\nAnother thing that is weird about this bed is that you cannot fold it with the cushion in place. You have to take the cushion off the bed and place it around the bottom of the frame for storage. I imagine this is by design, so that the hinge in the middle of the bed bends upward to reduce sag. However, it is a pain to have to deal with the cushion every time you use the bed.\\n\\nI think this guest bed would be fine for children, but I wouldn't put an adult on it, unless you didn't want them staying at your house again.\",\n \"Product: Refresh the style of your bathroom with this decorative shower curtain by Danica Studio. Measuring 72 inches long and 72 inches wide, this shower curtain is designed to fit standard bathtubs and showers. It is made from durable, heavy-duty 100% cotton and works best when used with an interior shower curtain liner. Unlike other shower curtains, Danica Studio's shower curtains feature reinforced button holes instead of metal grommets for hanging- no rust! This shower curtain is easy to clean: machine wash and dry. Danica Studio curtains come packaged in a reusable cotton tote bag, and make a thoughtful housewarming gift, engagement gift or wedding gift. Danica Studio is a Home Decor and Textile company based in Vancouver, British Columbia. The team of in-house designers at Danica Studio seeks inspiration from their cosmopolitan and coastal surroundings, and take great pride in creating high quality, beautiful products with original artwork and designs that delight the user. BUY THE ORIGINAL: Authentic/Genuine Odyssey Shower curtains are designed and made by Danica Studio and sold by Amazon. Unauthorized sellers from China are selling items not made by Danica Studio.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: More than I expected from a shower curtain\\n\\nReview: I selected this shower curtain simply because I needed one for my kids' bathroom. I was expecting a cheap shower curtain that might last my kids a few months, but was presently surprised to receive a thick, well-made, cotton-canvas shower curtain that should last for years.\\n\\nTo me, the blue owls look a little cheesy in the Amazon picture, but in reality, I think the patterns is quite nice and tastefully done and I think it really adds to the aesthetics of my kids bathroom. The material is soft and heavy and the openings for each hook are reinforced, so I believe the curtain will last a long time. I also like how Now Designs ships the shower curtain in a nice, reusable drawstring bag that is made out of the same material as the shower curtain. My kids use the bag all the time to carry their stuff when they go swimming.\\n\\nI am quite happy with this product and am considering buying more just to add some variety.\",\n \"Product: Our Pitchers are functional and modern. The lid seals airtight, allowing for mixing, shaking and keeping beverages fresh while storing, and allows them to be conveniently stored on their side in the refrigerator.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good pitcher, but be careful with the handle\\n\\nReview: I have purchased several of these pitchers, and for the most part they work great. You can store them on their sides in the refrigerator and they won't leak. You can also mix drinks in them (I use them for mixing protein drinks and Soylent, and have had very few problems). The seal is tight, so you don't get that refrigerator taste in your drinks, even if you leave them in the refrigerator for a while. The pitcher also comes apart easily, so it is easy to clean.\\n\\nThe reason I'm giving this pitcher 4 stars is due to the handle on top of the pitcher. It looks like it would be pretty sturdy and offer a good handle to use to vigorously shake powdered drinks with, but it isn't. If you use it to shake the pitcher, it will quickly cause hairline fractures in the lid and the lid will start to leak. The same thing will happen if you just place your hand against the handle and shake the pitcher with your hands on the top and bottom. If you do use these pitchers to mix powdered drinks with, hold the pitcher firmly by the sides and shake. I haven't had any problems with them when I mix drinks that way.\",\n \"Product: Sleep Master by Zinus designed the Cloud Memory Foam Mattress collection to include a plush, quilted cover and a unique combination of foam layers that provide a cloud-like, luxury feel. The innovative foam layering system shapes itself to your body to give you a customized, comforting, sleep surface. Sleep Master has added the Viscolatex Responsive foam for resiliency and the high-density foam for full-body support so you can sleep well and wake up refreshed. Another comfort innovation from Zinus. Pioneering comfort. NOTE: We recommend you open your mattress package upon receipt and allow at least 72 hours at room temperature for your new mattress to return to its original, plush shape.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A little too wide for our bed frame, but otherwise great.\\n\\nReview: This mattress has been great! We are very happy with its perfect combination of softness and firmness. Like others, I was somewhat skeptical of a mattress arriving compressed in a box, but have been pleasantly surprised. The box is descent sized and does require a couple of hands to move around, if youve got far to go. Once opened, the mattress immediately begins to expand, so make sure you open it where you have enough room for the expansion. According to the instructions, it takes a day or two to reach its ultimate (maximum) shapea height of 12 incheshowever, we used it after only a couple of hours and it was perfect. The only thing we do not like about it is that the edges hang over our normal size bed frame and box springs slightly (about 2 on each side) and hope that it will not cause the mattress to lose its shape over time. Overall, we are very pleased with the mattress and have been getting a great nights sleep ever since its arrival. It perfectly conforms and provides excellent support regardless of your sleeping position. We love it!\",\n \"Product: Frieling French Presses Win 2017 Housewares Design Award. An independent panel of judges selected the Frieling French Presses as the winner for its superior design, appearance, function and originality. Frielings French Presses feature a patented dual filtration system combining a pre-filter and an exclusive super-fine screen for better coffee. The screen catches coffee grounds that may have passed through the pre-filter, eliminating bitter aftertaste and sediment in the cup. A stainless steel ring inside the coil prevents grounds from bypassing the filter. A tribute to simplicity, style and smart design, these models are double-wall insulated to retain heat up to four times longer than a glass press.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best French press I've ever owned.\\n\\nReview: This Frieling French press is probably the best French press I've ever owned. It is sturdy, holds heat better than the glass presses I typically buy, and it leaves virtually no floaties in my drink. It isn't as easy to push down or pull back up as my other presses, but I think that is due to the tight fit of the screen. A small price to pay for a clean drink. This press is easy to clean, and the double-wall keeps the outside from getting too hot. At least I think it does. I always tend to bump my knuckles up against the glass on my other presses, burning them. I'm pretty sure I've done the same thing on this press, but I haven't been burnt, so I'm going to count that as a plus.\\n\\nOverall, I think this press looks and works great. The only criticism I can think of is that I wish is was bigger.\",\n \"Product: With the Mr. Freeze 1.5 pint Ice Cream Maker you can make your own great tasting frozen treats in less than 60 minutes - no pre-freezing required! Have fun with the whole family crafting homemade ice cream, gelato, frozen yogurt, sherbet, or sorbets right out of the box. This ice cream maker also has a unique feature that allows you to adjust the softness or hardness of your ice cream, so you can make it to your desired preference. Smart design makes use of operation a cinch! All you have to do is mix in your ingredients, push a button, and the thermoelectric cooling system does the rest. Gone are the messy days of hand cranking, churning ice and spilled salt. Recipes are included for fun and easy ideas to treat the whole family!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Produces small amounts of great ice cream\\n\\nReview: This ice cream maker is by far better than the old hand-crank churn my family used to use. You just mix the ingredients, dump them in, turn the ice cream maker on, and about 45 minutes later, you have delicious, homemade ice-cream. When the ice cream maker first finishes, the ice cream is a bit soft, but that's how I like it. If you'd like your ice cream to be a bit harder, you can either pull out the dasher and leave the machine on or you can put the ice cream in a container and leave it in the freezer for 30 minutes to an hour.\\n\\nThe machine only makes a pint of ice cream, which isn't really very much. I think it would work best for an individual or a couple, rather than a large family.\\n\\nNearly everything about this machine is easy to use. The only thing I found a bit difficult is that you cannot remove the bucket and you cannot submerse the machine in water. You're left with the option of wiping out the bucket, which seems a bit \\\"germy\\\" to me. I typically wipe the bucket out the best I can and then use a clean cloth to wipe the inside of the bucket with vodka to kill anything that might remain. In spite of the minor difficulty in cleaning, I have really enjoyed this machine and am glad I got it.\",\n \"Product: Wireless freedom, sleek comfort, and unmistakable bass response add-up to an unforgettable audio experience. Connect via Bluetooth with NFC and let your music loose for up to 20 hours (battery life) anytime anywhere. 40mm drivers with electronic bass boost will add punch to your favorite tracks.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice headphones, when they actually work.\\n\\nReview: These headphones sound great when they work, but they WILL NOT stay paired to anything between uses. I always have to go into my bluetooth settings, delete the entry for these headphones, and re-pair every time I want to use them. About half the time, even when they pair, the sound won't play through them and plays out of my devices speakers.\\n\\nAnother issues I have with these headphones is how picky they are with both cables and USB ports. I have a USB outlet in my wall that works fine with all my other devices, but won't work with these headphones. I also bought a longer cable, since the charging cable that comes with these headphones is too short, but it won't work to charge them either.\\n\\nSince this product has so many high reviews, I must either have a bad pair, or people don't mind having do fiddle with them to get them to work. My experience with them, however, has been significantly less than stellar.\",\n \"Product: Stylish, feather light and seriously powerful, the Drops 360 RP-HJX6M In-Ear Headphones deliver a full range of exceptional sound performance. Its premium 12mm coaxial dual neodymium magnet drivers produce a level of deep, rich bass and clear, high-treble tones (5Hz-25kHz) not often experienced in ultra-compact headphones. Distortion is kept to a minimum with a color-matched aluminum ring on each speaker housing. Panasonic's ultra-soft earpads fit naturally into the ear to stay comfortably in place while walking, working or just relaxing. And no matter where you are, their airtight design fit snugly to reduce ambient noise. For individual comfort and fit, a set of S/M/L earpads is included. Drops 360 also incorporate longer, more direct audio ports to channel high-performance sound directly into the ears for hours of listening enjoyment. At the same time managing music and calls is quick and simple with an inline mic and remote. They work seamlessly with iPhone/iPod/iPad, Blackberry and Android devices to adjust volume and switch effortlessly from music to calls and back again with one-touch ease. An included travel case keeps your headphones safe and sound when not in use.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good sound quality, but missing volume features.\\n\\nReview: I like the sound quality of these headphones. I typically use them to listen to Audible books, Spotify, and to take calls on my cellphone. They perform well for these functions. They don't sound as good as my over-ear headphones, but I've never had ear buds that did, so I don't consider this a problem.\\n\\nI was a bit concerned at first that the ear buds would fall out, considering how big they are, but the stay in place quite well. I also like the length of the cord and the faux leather bag they come with works well to keep them from getting tangled up and ruined.\\n\\nThe only flaw I think these headphones have is that they have a button to answer the phone on the cord, but no buttons to increased or decrease volume. This seems like a pretty big feature to be missing, considering pretty much all other phone headphones come with these features. This is why I only gave them 4 stars. Still, even with this missing feature, I think the ear buds are worth the price I paid for them.\",\n \"Product: Meet the turntable that plays records and lets you convert tracks to portable, Hi-Res Audio for the authentic sound of vinyl that goes with you. Sit back and enjoy superior quality analog sound or plug it into your PC to digitally capture the music at its best for personal listening on compatible Hi-Res Audio players. It's vinyl reborn.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful sound and aesthetics\\n\\nReview: I LOVE this turntable. The stylus it comes with reaches into the bottom of every groove and delivers the clearest detail I've heard from vinyl in a long time. The turntable has a spartan style to it, and doesn't have as many features as other turntables, like those from Audio Technica, but it really delivers on sound. I also love all-black look of it sitting on my shelf.\\n\\nThe turntable comes with a thick, luxurious, nay, opulent rubber platter cover, a hi-res stylus, and all the cords you'll need to hook it up to your receiver or computer. The ripping software from Sony is easy to use, but I can't imagine why you'd want to digitize an analog signal. The warmth of analog is the entire reason for playing vinyl in the first place. I guess it is a good option if you have a song on vinyl, that you just cannot get any other way, and want that song on your phone, but that isn't a use-case that I fall into.\\n\\nSetting up this turntable was easy, and the instructions were clear. It feels heavy and well-made, and I expect it will last me a long time.\\n\\nIn case you're wondering about the price, as compared to other turntables. This Sony comes with a high-end, hi-res stylus. Most other high-end turntables, like those from Audio Technica, don't. You have to buy the stylus separately. I know this turntable seems expensive, at over $500.00, but you'd be spending that much with an Audio Technica turntable as well, since you'd have to buy the hi-res stylus on your own. I hope that explanation helps, for those who are comparing prices.\",\n \"Product: Out of a collaboration born in 2003, a trailblazing tech firm and an iconic design house have forged another functional showpiece. The LaCie Porsche Design Mobile Drive welds forward-thinking technology from LaCie with immaculate style from Porsche Design. It features reversible USB-C connectivity for next-generation computers as well as compatibility with those PC and Mac computers with USB 3.0 ports. To store your past and future memories, the LaCie Porsche Design Mobile Drive also offers the highest capacity drives available. It also delivers speeds of up to 5 Gb/s1, so you can drag and drop files and perform backups quickly. With its minimalist, all-aluminum enclosure, this product is lightweight but also feels sturdy and substantial in your hands.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Beautiful drive. Avoid the software.\\n\\nReview: The LaCie Porsche Design 2TB USB-C drive come in an attractive, minimalistic aluminum case, which compliments my aluminum Mac quite nicely. It also comes with two, two-foot-long cables; one USB-C to USB-C cable and one USB-C to USB-3 cable. The drive includes some setup software, which in my experience is always junk, so instead of running the installer for the drive, I simply opened Apple's Disk Utility program and formatted the drive for use on my Mac. I read some reviews on this drive's software before installing it (it always pays to be cautious), and a lot of people said that the software caused stability issues on their Mac. So far, I've been running the drive for a week, after setting it up via Disk Utility, rather than the included software, and I have not experienced any of the eject issues or stability issues that others have experienced.\\n\\nSo far, I have copied about 1TB worth of data to the drive, and have been using it as my Time Machine backup for a week. The drive has been fast and quite, and has worked quite well so far. The drive works well with USB-C, and it a lot faster that way than when I use it for my Time Machine backup, which doesn't support USB-C. It is nice to have a drive that I know I'll be able to use with the next-generation laptops. The drive also comes with a 2-year hardware warranty, which I hope I won't have to use.\\n\\nOverall, I've been pleased with this drive. It is beautiful, fast, and quiet. The only reason I'm knocking one star off is for the included bloatware software, which is completely unnecessary to use the drive. Just partition the drive using the tools included with your operating system.\",\n \"Product: Braided Aviator hats with Cashmere like acrylic blend keeps you warm and looking good in the cold weather. 12 high comfortably covers your head\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is an Amazing Winter Hat\\n\\nReview: I got this hat for my daughter for winter this year. She wore it the first time we had to shovel our walks, and she said, \\\"Dad, you have to try this hat!\\\" I put it on and was amazed at how warm it was, and how well the design covers your head and ears. I also liked the lining, which keeps the wool from touching your head and itching.\\n\\nThis particular hat was a little bit small for me, but if the company had a larger size, I'd definitely buy one. I wear a 7 7/8\\\" hat, so if your head is that big, or bigger, this won't fit you. If you're hat size is smaller, however, you're in luck.\",\n \"Product: The Canon image class MF416dw all in one printer has print, scan, copy and fax capabilities so you can accomplish all necessary tasks with just one machine. Your professional quality documents are printed at speeds of up to 35 pages per minute in black and white with a quick first print time of 6.3 seconds or less. Eco friendly, all mode duplexing right out of the box allows you to save on paper and related costs. The MF416dw has built in Wi-Fi direct capability, enabling easy connection to mobile devices without a router. The MF416dw is equipped with a variety of easy to use mobile capabilities for printing and scanning on-the-go using your compatible mobile device, such as apple air print, Mopria print service and Google Cloud print. The Canon print business app allows users to print to and scan from the device to compatible iOS or Android devices. With NFC technology, you can easily \\\"touch and print\\\" to the MF416dw using your compatible mobile device. Password protected department ID management helps business owners manage device usage for up to 300 IDs. Secure print helps keep confidential documents safe. Using USB direct print, you can easily print from and scan to that USB in JPEG, tiff and PDF formats. The MF416dw also supports host-based ufr II, Pcl6, and adobe postscript languages to provide printing versatility. The intuitive 3.5-Inch touch LCD display allows users to navigate through the menu seamlessly. The 3.5 inch wide screen and color display is user friendly and easy to read. With the front-loading 250-sheet paper Cassette, 50-sheet dadf, 50-sheet multipurpose tray, and additional optional 500-sheet paper Cassette (pf-44), your paper handling requirements are covered. The MF416dw uses only 2.2 watts or less of energy in wireless, energy saver mode, helping you save money on energy costs. This machine uses Canon genuine toner, cartridge 119 and cartridge 119 II for higher volume printing.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Great printer, less-than-stellar installation process.\\n\\nReview: After using this printer for about a month now, I have to say that I'm impressed. It is quite, fast, and produces high-quality prints. The scanner works well, and integrates with OS X's scanner application nicely. I have been using this printer in an office with 7 other people, and it has kept up with our printing needs beautifully. Once you get the printer installed and working, I think it is a five-star experience.\\n\\nAnother thing I liked about this printer was the quality of its packaging. Yes, it was a bit of a pain to remove all 10,000 strips of orange packing tape, but I felt like the product was well protected in the box. Again, a five-star experience here.\\n\\nSo why the three-star review? The installation on OS X El Capitan.\\n\\nFirst, the printer driver comes on a CD, which is kind of dumb, considering that a lot of computers don't come with CD drives anymore, and none of today's Apple computers include Superdrives. So, this necessitated a trip to Canon's website to download the drivers. The website wasn't the easiest thing in the world to navigate. A search for \\\"Canon MF416dw\\\" brought me to the product page, but there wasn't a link to the drivers on that page. Or at least their didn't appear to be, until I scrolled up. I was already at the top of the page, but scrolling up revealed a hidden gray bar, with a link to \\\"Drivers & Downloads.\\\" Clicking on this link didn't take me to the drivers either. Instead, it gave me another search box. So, I entered the model number of this printer, again, and was finally brought to the driver page. Once there, I had to download both the printer and scanner divers separately. Overall, Canon's website was awkward to navigate and forced me to think too much. They should have links to the latest drivers on the product page itself, and they should be HUGE, so that customers don't have to wander around looking for the files necessary to get their printer to work.\\n\\nAnother problem with the drivers is that they didn't work the first time I installed them. Instead, they caused the printer-setup process to crash. Only after removing the printer from System Preferences, on OS X El Capitan, and reinstalling both the printer and scanner drivers, was I able to finally get the printer to work.\\n\\nI really like this printer, but getting it installed on OS X El Capitan was way more work than it should have been.\",\n \"Product: Delta bathroom sink faucets with DIAMOND Seal Technology perform like new for life with a patented design which reduces leak points, is less hassle to install and lasts twice as long as the industry standard*. Plus, everything you need is together in one convenient box, including integrated supply lines and drain assembly, so there's no need to order additional parts. You can install with confidence, knowing that Delta bathroom faucets are backed by our Lifetime Limited Warranty. Delta WaterSense labeled sink faucets, shower faucets and toilets use at least 20% less water than the industry standardsaving you money without compromising performance. *Industry standard is based on ASME A112.18.1 of 500,000 cycles.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Attractive and easy to install and use.\\n\\nReview: I bought this faucet to replace a fifty-nine-cent, bargain-bin Kohler that whoever built my house probably found in the dumpster behind my local Home Depot. In contrast to that fetid lump, this Delta faucet is awesome. The faucet was easy to install, and the oiled bronze look goes well with my off-white pedestal sink.\\n\\nOne issue that I did have with this faucet was that the hoses were too long. They would have been perfect, if I had a cabinet sink, but because mine is a pedestal, I did have to buy a tool to shorten the hoses. Definitely not the fault of Delta though. The process was fairly easy too, so if you have a similar setup to mine, don't let the fact that you may have to shorten the hoses discourage you.\\n\\nThe lever on this faucet moves easily and it does not leak. Water flows out of it at a comfortable rate. The faucet is also easy to control with one hand, or ever one pinky, so it is easy to use when your hands are full or dirty. I also imagine it would be easy to use for people with reduced mobility.\\n\\nOverall, I'm quite pleased with this faucet, and plan to replace all the other faucets in my home with the same model.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":17,"string":"17"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1387,"string":"1,387"}}},{"rowIdx":1388,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1C0SOX7DPXY65"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"The HMDX Yellow JAM Party Wireless Stereo Speaker features four stereo speakers that deliver superior bass performance. The powerful, rechargeable lithium-ion battery parties wirelessly for twelve hours from up to 30-Feet with built-in Bluetooth, or it can work off of the included AC power adaptor. For Jamming' on the go, the HMDX JAM Party also has a convenient integrated carry handle for easy transport to your next gig. Line-in connection included for devices that don't have Bluetooth. Available in multiple colors.\". The summary of the review text is \"Nice Boom for your Bux\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I was pleasantly surprised with this unit. It isn't too big, not too heavy, and isn't light on features. Now some stuff about what it is.\n\nIt does sound pretty good for it's size, there is enough bass to keep most people happy, and the highs are crisper than a pita chip with salsa.\n\nI like the fact that it's not just bluetooth only. The line in is a great plus to use it with your mp3 players, laptops, computers, etc. The bluetooth connected easily to my computer and was blasting tunes quickly.\n\nI used the line in with my mp3 player and it sounded fine.\n\nThe bright color makes it hard to lose track of, the controls are easy to use and the retractable handle...... retracts."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I was pleasantly surprised with this unit. It isn't too big, not too heavy, and isn't light on features. Now some stuff about what it is.\n\nIt does sound pretty good for it's size, there is enough bass to keep most people happy, and the highs are crisper than a pita chip with salsa.\n\nI like the fact that it's not just bluetooth only. The line in is a great plus to use it with your mp3 players, laptops, computers, etc. The bluetooth connected easily to my computer and was blasting tunes quickly.\n\nI used the line in with my mp3 player and it sounded fine.\n\nThe bright color makes it hard to lose track of, the controls are easy to use and the retractable handle...... retracts."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Aquaphor Baby Healing Ointment is the #1 Pediatrician Recommend Moisturizer Brand for chapped, irritated skin. It is clinically proven to help relieve diaper rash within 6 hours! It's gentle formula is fragrance, preservative and dye-free, so it is ideal for treating your baby's sensitive skin. Aquaphor Baby Healing Ointment also protects delicate skin to soothe and help heal drool rash, dry, cracked or irritated skin. It can also be used to prevent diaper rash before it starts and to help make diaper change clean up easier!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good stuff, and a good way to apply to small areas\n\nReview: The lil lady has had an issue with her hands getting really red, itchy, cracked, dry, the whole nine yards. She has tried many lotions and cremes with varying degrees of comfort, none doing all that well.\n\nLately they were cracked so bad she was having trouble moving fingers without additional cracking and pain. This ointment immediately soothed her hands enough to where she can use them without pain and additional cracking.\n\nWe're still trying to determine the reasons for the irritations, but at least with this lotion she can function. Since the problem areas are both hands, she doesn't have much use for the sponge applicator, she just unscrews it and applies like a regular tube. For smaller areas the applicator woks well.","Product: For centuries, the luxury of French-milled soaps has remained the gold standard of excellence. Each time you begin to lather a French made soap, you enter a time and place where quality and craftsmanship have stood still. Traditional French soap is triple-milled to produce a completely uniform and smooth soap, without impurities, thus lasting longer. Every bar of Pre de Provence soap is not only carefully made today by the dedicated soapmakers in Provence following their proud traditions, but quad-milled to be smoother and have a richer lather to create our luxurious feel. Using all pure, natural ingredients enriched with shea butter, you can feel the difference of our unique quad-milling process. Aromatic fragrances transport you to a moment of calmness, vitality, dreamin or well-being. This 150 Gram bar is a great value, the fragrance maintains until the soap is all used up. The soap creates a rich, creamy lather and rinses clean, leaving skin soft and hydrated.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Smells great, lathers great, HUGE bar\n\nReview: French soaps are the best! This has a very pleasant fragrance, as it should because.... well..... french! The lather is rich and full, it cleans your body well, and smells great. I just tried it once, and for me it was a bit too perfumy for a man. But for the lil woman, it smells awesome on her. After she showers with it, she smells so good I just want to get her all dirty again, if ya know whadda mean.\n\nIt also makes the bathroom smell great, and should save us a little money on deodorizers or potpourri... hehe...\n\nThe bar is pretty huge, should last quite awhile. For the women with small hands you might need to cut it in half to fit more comfortably in the hands, but a minor inconvenience for something so awesome.","Product: Its no accident that Lavazza is Italys favorite coffee. Four generations of the Lavazza family have dedicated over 120 years to finding the best blends of coffee beans from all over the world to provide you the authentic Italian experience. The Lavazza Gran Aroma Ground Coffee Blend is no exception. The slow roasting process used to make this blend highlights the floral coffee aromas, creating a well-balanced medium roast. Youll taste hints of citrus and chocolate with every delicate sip. This blend is ideally brewed as a traditional Italian espresso but is versatile enough to work with a drip coffee maker, French press, moka pot whatever your favorite method of brewing may be. Enjoy a true taste of Italy that is uniquely Lavazza.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: For a medium roast, it's a bit strong for me.\n\nReview: Let me start off with I am not a big coffee drinker. I drink 1, yes ONE cup a day. I have a cone type put on your cup brewer. I usually use 3 semi heaping teaspoons of coffee, pour water over the grounds and it drips into the cup. Since this is a really fine ground, the last pour takes awhile to get thru after the grounds expand, and the water has no where to go. So with this brand, I use less coffee to help it brew better, plus it's a little stronger than I like.\n\nOnce I started using a little less grounds, it tastes pretty good. I am a medium roast kinda guy, unless I'm doing an espresso or cappuccino. My favorite coffee comes from Hawaii. THAT has a flowery smooth as silk flavor and texture. 100% Kona is THE best. Not a Kona blend which most Kona coffees are, 10% Kona is NOT enough to make it taste right. They are VERY expensive tho, like $22/lb. Since this was labeled having a flowery citrus blend, I was hoping it would be somewhat similar. It's not. It's probably the Italian Roasting.\n\nBut it is good, I have been a black coffee drinker for years, but as I get older a splash of milk in some of them makes it much better. This is one that I add just a dash to. Since it is such a fine grind, don't even think of using metal baskets/filters. The grounds will go right thru.","Product: Acme PhysiciansCare handheld, portable crank radio with flashlight.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Works well and doesn't feel cheap\n\nReview: This is a useful product. It is not made as cheap as some I've seen and used. It has a nice weight to it, and doesn't appear to be cheaply made. A few minutes of slow cranking by hand, and the light and radio worked perfectly. I didn't leave it on more than a few minutes, so I can't say as to how long a charge will last, but since it just takes a few cranks to get it going, not a real concern.\n\nThis will be great for the camping trips and in the emergency kit. Here in Florida we do get power outages more than I like, this will be more than useful.\n\nEDIT: 2/2015\n\nAfter using it a bit, the radio seems to be pretty wonky. By that I mean that it works, but it gets much louder which i take to mean it's working correctly when I squeeze the case, or move the cranking handle around a bit. It won't switch to AM, stays on FM no matter what I switch it to, and the radio will only run for 5-10 minutes after a good 5 minutes or more of cranking before it fades out and has to be re-cranked.\n\nBetter than batteries for short term use, but annoying when out camping and you have to keep getting up to reposition or re-crank it every 10 minutes or so.","Product: R&R Lotion insect & bug Repellent formulated DEET free. This odorless body lotion contains the active ingredient IR3535. Family friendly, tack free, and repels mosquitoes and ticks in a non-toxic way for up to 8 hours. Registered by the EPA as a bio-pesticide, naturally derived, and non-flammable. It will not degrade plastics, cell phones, safety Glasses, or leathers and synthetic fibers. Can be reapplied up to 3 times daily and does not have to be washed off after work. The only insect & bug Repellent that meets \"Astmf2621\" FR clothing safe & \"ASTM D120\" Linesman's glove Test compliant. Made by Americans for the American outdoor worker.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not all natural, but effective in repelling skeeters\n\nReview: This product has the same ingredient as the Skin So Soft products, and actually does repel the skeeters, and sometimes those pesky little gnats. It doesn't have an unpleasant odor, it actually smells very little which is a plus in my opinion. It does go on a little greasy, but after a few minutes it is absorbed into the skin and you can't even tell you put it on. It's a smallish bottle, but a little does seem to go a long way.\n\nI live in Florida, and the skeeters are very persistent here. This does repel most of them, but you do get an occasional stubborn one or 2 that will still go for ya. A quick swat takes care of them, and I do end up with a lot less bites when using this product, than if I didn't use it.\n\nThis isn't an all natural product, which is what I prefer, but it is safer than deet, and almost as effective. Deet is a poison, and kills the insects, but I don't want that being absorbed into my system. This actve ingredient is safer, just don't overdo it, and all will be well.","Product: Eliminate the need for plastic wrap or aluminum foil by introducing these reusable bowl covers for leftovers, salads, batter and more. The food safe lining prevents moisture from escaping and keeps food protected and fresh. Because they are reusable, these covers are gentle on your wallet and mother earth. This set includes two matching bowl covers. The smaller bowl cover measures 7.5 inches in diameter and stretches to fit bowls up to 9.25 inches in diameter. The larger cover measures 9.25 inches in diameter and stretches to fit bowls measuring up to 10.75 inches in diameter. They are made from 100 percent cotton with an integrated food-safe lining. Care is simple: machine washable. Made by Now Designs, who for 50 years has designed exclusive home and living decor products with elegance, style and the finest quality in mind.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Works well if your bowls are exactly the right size.\n\nReview: These are a nifty idea, and if you have the perfect size bowls for them, they are great. Of course, you won't know if your bowls are the perfect size until you get these and try them on your bowls. If the bowls are on the small end of the size range, they fit loosely and sag onto the top of whatever is in the bowl. If the bowl is on the large end of the size spectrum, it fits much tighter, but is hard to remove without splashing out what you are storing if it is liquid.\n\nThe pluses are they are reusable, and the inside liner is plastic and resists stains well. The outside is cotton, and looks and feels nice, but will stain easier.\n\nGreat concept, works pretty decent, but they are for short term storage as they are by no means air tight.","Product: Get an amazing PlayStation 4 audio experience with the Ear Force P12. Designed specifically for PS4, the P12 is easy to set up and delivers high-quality, amplified digital game and chat audio through 50mm speakers without disturbing others. Lightweight and comfortable with breathable mesh cushions, youll play longer and enjoy all PS4 has to offer even more. The P12 is also great for mobile gaming including PS Vita! We dont want you to only take our word for it! Why not actually hear the Turtle Beach Audio Advantage youll get by taking the Ear Force P12 for a test drive at one of our demo stations in a store. You can try one out for yourself at any local GameStop.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good sound, no amplification if you don't use the usb\n\nReview: This is a nice headset. I personally don't have a gaming console of any type let alone a PS4. I have tried these on my PC, my mp3 player, and my laptop. The amplifier only works if you use the usb connector. If you unplug the headset from the amplifier module, you can plug it into anything with a mini plug, such as phones, tablets, mp3 players and the PS Vita. This means you won't get the amplified sound, which is a shame, because alot of the times I wish I could get more volume out of my mp3 player on good songs.\n\nI can see why it doesn't work without the usb, it needs to be powered somehow, and usb delivers that power. You'd have to have batteries in it somewhere otherwise. They do sound good, using them for music you get acceptable frequency response. The mic boom is flexible, yet firm, so it stays where you bend it, you do have to get it pretty close to your mouth for it to sound good to others, but that's not a big deal. All in all. a pretty good headset for a variety of uses.","Product: Combines gel and foam for optimal comfort. Helps to reduce back pain, promotes good posture and features 34 cooling vents. Promotes good posture. Conforms to body, contours instantly.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works good, feels better\n\nReview: I must admit I was dubious before I got this. You always see commercials for one or another of these type of cushions, with 1 inch of memory foam, some with gel, some not. Even memory foam squishes down flat when enough weight is applied.\n\nThis cushion does work pretty well though. In the 3 weeks or so I've been using it, it does make a noticeable difference in the amount of time I can be sitting at my computer before having to get up to and move around. Now I get up to stretch my legs instead of because my butt hurts from sitting so long.\n\nIt does squish down, but not completely, and so far returns to it's original shape pretty quickly. I'd say it's a thumbs up and worth recommending to friends.","Product: Titanium Max Premium 2012 - 3 Users\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good product, but there are better\n\nReview: This is a pretty big suite of programs to help protect you in the online world. It will do the job, but in my opinion it uses too many resources, and slows down my systems a bit too much for my taste.\n\nIt does offer protection for almost everything you do online, a little bit of overkill for some. I wouldn't use half the stuff includes myself. If you have a lot of devices like tablets, netbooks, etc, this will cover them all. It does a lot of things okay, but I prefer products that do a few things extremely well.\n\nIf you just want anti virus and maybe a firewall and email protection, this is a lot more software than you need. But if you have a lot of devices, want to set it and forget it and don't get a lot of annoying pop ups and notifications, this will be fine for you.","Product: With its sleek design and multiple functions, this 2-slice long-slot toaster will add versatility and life to your kitchen countertop. It is made of durable stainless steel and features extra-wide slots with self-centering guides that evenly toasts any size slice, even thick bagels and long artisanal breads. The high-lift lever, allows for easy retrieval of smaller breads. Cleanup is a breeze thanks to slide-out crumb tray and convenient cord storage,110 Volt\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: As long as 2 regular toasters, make sure you have room for it\n\nReview: This is a pretty big toaster. It is about as long as 2 regular size ones set end to end to each other. It's very light in weight, surprisingly so in my opinion. It works really well for english muffins with it's bagel setting, and it does my pop tarts, toast and waffles equally well. It does get pretty hot during use, even the plastic sides are too hot to touch after a few minutes. It even says in the instructions to put heat resistant pads or something underneath so the feet won't harm your counter or table because they get so hot as well.\n\nThe slots are 2 in number, and run the entire length of the toaster. This allows you to put 4 regular slices of bread or whatever in it, ot 2 large slices of sourdough, rye, or other 'artisinal' breads as they put it.\n\nThe crumb tray slides in and out very easily and does catch all the crumbs from the entire length of the toaster. All in all I like this toaster, and it's price is reasonable as well.","Product: Ameriwood Home Stone River Nightstand with Fabric Insert adds distinctive texture and dimension to your bedroom. This beautiful Nightstand features a rustic brown woodgrain finish with gray undertones to give it a softer finish look. The eye-catching, gray linen-like fabric insert and perter knob on the drawer gives your bedroom an instant upgrade. Nightstand offers a large drawer to keep personal items handy and an open cubby to store your books and magazines for some light reading before bed. This nightstand is constructed of the sturdiest laminated MDF and particleboard to provide you with years of use. Two adults are recommended for the assembly of this 23.5h x 18.9375w x 15.625d nightstand.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Stands up fine and solid, in the day as well as the night! (see what I did there? nightstand.... also stands in the day.....)\n\nReview: For a 'put it together yourself' item, this is pretty nice. It is pretty heavy in the box as more than one reviewer has noted. That's a good thing, you get the impression right off the bat that it's not just a cardboard nightstand that might not hold a desk lamp. I seem to be the kid of the reviewers, I'm 55 and was able to handle the assembly reasonably well.\n\nIt was bulky to bring the box in, mine was packed in a bigger box that looked like it was retaped at least once if not twice while in transit. Would have made the trip better and easier to carry if they just slapped shipping labels on the box the item is in. But nothing was damaged, and it was easy enough to match the pieces with the pictures. Some pieces were marked, most weren't, but not an issue.\n\nThere are a lot of pieces, so give yourself some space and an hour or two to finish it. I started mine a bit late in the evening, and by the time I got to the first 'tapping' bit, was too late, didn't want to wake the Mrs up. So I set it aside until the next day and finished it up. A phillips and a hammer is all you'll need, I used 2 phillips to match the screw heads better on some of the smaller screws.\n\nMy best tip is to make sure you screw the cam bolts in as far as they can go. Don't leave any of the screw threads showing. I thought I had done that, but there is a gap or two that could be smaller or gone. Doesn't affect the construction though, and not really noticable unless you go over it with a fine tooth comb.\n\nIt's pretty solid, doesn't wobble, and looks and works well. The manual says you can put up to 40 lbs on the top and bottom shelf, and 25 lbs in the drawer. I agree with the first estimate, I'm dubious about trying to put 25 lbs in the drawer and not having it fall out the bottom, but then I don't really anticipate putting that much in there either.\n\nAll in all a good product, with a unique look to it, and very functional.","Product: The Dyson V6 cordless vacuum gives you Dyson suction power without the hassle of a cord. Suitable for use on all floor types. Dyson received the highest numerical score among stick vacuums in the J.D. Power 2017 Vacuum Satisfaction Study, based on 6,965 total responses from 7 companies measuring the opinions of consumers who purchased a stick vacuum in the previous 12 months surveyed in February-March 2017. Your experiences may vary.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Convienent, light, and good suction\n\nReview: This is the latest and greatest from Dyson. It's the one on all the commercials at this time. It has the cone suction nozzles that they claim will never lose suction, it's got the super powerful 110,000 or so rpm motor, it's a stick, it's rechargeable, and it breaks down into a smaller stickless dustbuster.\n\nThe motorized head does well on any surface, we have 2 different levels of carpeting, really low and semi plush, does great on both. A little harder to push on the thicker carpet, but not too hard. Works just as fine on the tile floor in the kitchen/dining room. It also picks up the feathers and seed remnants that the love birds love to fling all over outside their cage.\n\nIt only takes a little while to charge, I didn't time it but was less than an hour from out of the box to using it. It does seem to last the 20 minutes they say it will, that's using the regular speed. Hopefully the rechargeable battery keeps recharging for the life of the vacuum, it has a 2 year warranty, so we can suspect it will last that long or get replaced. Time will tell if they make these things to last a long time, or like most things break just after the warranty expires.","Product: Thermos combines sleek style with unique functional features with the Thermos stainless steel Vacuum insulated travel tumbler. The tumbler's double-wall Vacuum insulation is designed to keep liquids hot for 4 hours and cold for 8 hours, and makes the tumbler cool to the touch with hot liquids and sweat proof with cold. Crafted with durable stainless-steel interior and exterior, the tumbler is made to endure, and a 360 Degree drink lid allows you to drink from anywhere on the lid. The travel mug will hold up to 16 ounces and is single cup compatible. Fits most automobile cup holders and is dishwasher safe.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Hot or cold, works great\n\nReview: This is a Thermos brand, and they still take pride in their brand it seems. I've used this for hot coffee, and it's supposed to keep things hot for 4 hours, but seriously, I don't take that long to drink my coffee. I do have 1 a day, in the morning, so it's nice to know I can sip at it and still have it hot, but about an hour is the longest I've gone without polishing it off. And it was still acceptably hot.\n\nThe little woman has used it for cold drinks, sweet tea being her thing. It keeps drinks longer when they are cold than when hot. She is a straw user though, and can't get one in the little slots in the top without pinching it closed, so I will probably be the one to use it more.","Product: Frigidaire oven safe glass containers made out of high temperature resistant BOROSILICATE glass. Durable 4-latch system with silicone gasket creates airtight and leak-proof container.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Freezer to oven to table, gotta like it!\n\nReview: This is a nice set of storage containers. There are 7 containers and 7 lids. The lids have vent holes covered with a slider to allow you to microwave them and be able to vent steam while leaving the lids on. They are BPA free, so should be safe to microwave.\n\nThe lids have locking tabs on all 4 sides, which seal them pretty well. How long they will last before breaking off is a question that can't be answered for quite awhile. They do seem sturdy, but after a year of continuous use?? We'll see.....\n\nThey are oven safe up to 1000 degrees, but say don't use in a toaster oven. They are freezer and microwave safe as well, so you can go from freezer to oven or microwave to table, all in one container. They work well, stack with each other and do what they advertise.","Product: Short on storage? You need better solutions. The Franklin Brass IncrediGrip Shower Bath Storage Basket sticks to smooth, non-porous surfaces like glass, mirrors or tiles. Its storage magic that works almost anywhere in your bathroom! Use it in the shower for shampoo (it stores even extra-large bottles!) or on the mirror for hair care products. Anywhere you find clutter destroying your Zen, deploy Franklin Brass storage solutions to fix it instantly.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sticks fine to a smooth surface, roomy enough for two people\n\nReview: It works for me. It isn't very large, but it's a good size for me and my lil woman. We have room for our separate shampoos, and a bar of sop, and a body wash for those times we have one. It's also a nice color, doesn't make too much difference to me, being a guy and all, but the women seem to like things that look pretty or nice, and this rings her bell.\n\nOur shower walls are smooth, and the fancy sticky tape suction cups have been holding up fine for a couple weeks, so I'd have to say it works well. I haven't had a need to try and remove it and move it, so I can't say if that claim is true or not.\n\nThe instructions are a little much and foreboding, with the repeated line of 'improper installation may cause damage or bodily injury.' Everybody has to cover their ass these days I suppose. All in all a good product that works well.","Product: Apevia 500-Watt PSU\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Looks and works great\n\nReview: I've had this for well over a year now, and it's still kicking. The variable speed fan is nice, during the cooler winter months I can turn it down, and in the hot summer I can crank it up for maximum efficiency.\n\nOne minor issue, the leds in the fan stopped working at some point, I'm not sure when since I have a number of other fans in the case that also have blue leds, so there was always blue light in the case. I have a window in the side so it's nice to have the glowing cables etc. I just noticed it the other day when I was replacing a hard disk and was running it with the side off and looking around in there.\n\nI would buy again, probably a higher output unit next time, since each year we seem to need more and more stuff with more power required.","Product: StarTech.com's eSATA SATA adapter plate adds external data support to any existing Serial ATA controller. The adapter plate can be mounted to the rear panel of the computer case, providing straightforward eSATA to SATA connections allowing users to connect their eSATA device (hard drive enclosure, etc.) to the provided eSATA port which is an extension of the motherboard SATA data connector. Designed to take advantage of the increased data integrity provided by external hard drives or RAID devices that support eSATA connections, the eSATA SATA adapter supports data transfer rates of up to 6Gbps and is backed by StarTech.com's Lifetime Warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Inexpensive and does what it is intended to\n\nReview: What can I say about this adapter? It does what it says it will do, and it does it well. It's a low cost way to get an external sata port into a desktop that doesn't have one. I have an older system that doesn't have one. i also have an external sata docking station that uses usb or esata. The usb on my system is only 2.0, and is slow as heck on transfer speeds. I saw this lil doodad and thought I would give it a try.\n\nYou just plug the included cord into an empty sata connector on your motherboard, and slide the bracket into your case. Some cases don't require screws for the bracket, others like mine did. That's the only con I can think f, I had to use one of my own extra case screws. But other than that, works great.\n\nOne thing to remember is that Esata is not like usb. If you plug in an Esata device while your system is on, it won't be recognized like usb would. You need to have the external docking station or device turned on and ready before you turn on or boot your computer for it to be seen by your system. I'm going by how Windows does it. I haven't tried it with Linux yet. Windows 8.1 and 10 work fine with it.","Product: The NETGEAR Powerline AV+ 200 Adapter Kit extends your Internet access to any electrical outlet for desktop PCs, gaming consoles and set-top boxes. It offers easy, plug-and-play setup and provides faster speeds for applications such as multiplayer online gaming. Extra outlet ensures you have room to plug in a power strip for all your home office or home theater devices. Extend your network - Extend Internet access throughout your home to any electrical outlet for desktop PCs, gaming consoles and set-top boxes Plug-and-Play - Sets up in minutes, no need to configure or install software High-speed connections - Speeds up to 200 Mbps enable Internet applications such as multiplayer gaming Push-and-Secure - Secures the Powerline network connection with the touch of a button, no need to remember passwords Pick-a-Plug - Automatically tests the connection at any electrical outlet to ensure the highest possible performance Extra Outlet - Noise filtering socket for use with additional devices\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good solution to a common problem.\n\nReview: This kit works pretty well for those that need to get internet access to devices in your home without having to run additional cables, or relying on an iffy or slow wifi connection.\n\nYou plug one unit into an ac outlet near your router, then run an included cable from it to your router. You then plug the other unit into an ac outlet near the device you want to hook up to the internet such as your computer, gaming console, tv etc..... and plug another included cable from the unit to your device.\n\nYou are now hooked up and ready to go. The speed is very quick, and it works with any outlet in the house. You can even hook up more units if need be to get to other devices.\n\nThis works great if you have a large house, multi floors, or other issues which would prevent wifi from getting to your devices, and some devices don't have a wifi connection anyway. If you have to have an internet cable hooked up, this will be what you need and get the job done well.\n\nThe one bad thing I can say about these units is that they need to be plugged into the ac outlet directly. They can't be plugged into a power strip. You can plug a powerstrip into the unit itself, it does have a pass through outlet. But the downside is these units then aren't surge protected. They would take the hit first.\n\nSo if your not in an area prone to lightning strikes or big power surges, this kit is ideal for you.","Product: Tenda W311MI 150Mbps Wireless N Pico USB Adapter, Blister Pack. 1x 2dBi Fixed Internal PCB Antenna; Frequency - 2.4GHz.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works great and has all available bands at this current time\n\nReview: This is a pretty nice wifi dongle. It's inexpensive, and does the job for me. I have this on the lil woman's desktop, which is running Windows 7 on a Dell that is a little old and only has usb 2. We are using a cellular hotspot so we need wifi for our desktops. The dongle she had before just used 2.4 ghz band, and the 5 ghz is faster, but has a shorter range. So I jumped at the chance to get this for her since my desktop has a 5 ghz capability and my android phone does as well.\n\nWe are using the N band and now only 5 ghz. It is technically twice as fast as the 2.4 ghz. Although I don't think we can push that fast a speed to our router. But we also get less interference, and the router is on my desk, so the shorter range on 5 ghz is no issue for us.\n\nI didn't bother installing the drivers from the included disk. I just went straight to the website and downloaded the driver from there so I knew it was the newest. The one odd thing in my opinion is that the instructions offered a tip to use the included extension cable instead of just plugging the dongle directly into the usb port on the computer. When dealing with antennas or wifi, or pretty much anything with wires, the shorter is always better. You get less signal loss. So I was surprised to see they recommend using the extension. Maybe to get less interference from the computer, I don't know for sure. But I used the cable as suggested, and it was recognized and driver installed just fine. I can notice a little more quickness on the connection and it hasn't dropped that I can tell, so this dongle is cool by me.","Product: SDHC Class10 compliant. Fully compatible with the SD 2.0 Standard. Supports Micro SDHC devices and cardreader. Combined with a SDHC adapter can be used as standard SDHC memory card. Supports Content Protection for Recordable Media (CPRM). Security level complies with Secure Digital Music Initiative (SDMI). Compliant with RoHS requirement. An Amazon Brand.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great product at a good price\n\nReview: There is nothing not to like about this product. 16 GB is nothing to sneeze at in a package this small. If you have a device that uses the tiny microSDHC card, this is plenty fast enough and enough capacity to make it worth getting.\n\nI use it mainly in my digital camera with the included SD adapter. It's fast, I can record long videos, and can take pictures for months without having to download and empty it.\n\nIt's also fast enough to use as extra memory in your laptop as well. When I popped it in my laptop, I got the option to use it with Readyboost, which means it will be used as more memory for your computer. Not all memory cards are fast enough for this, apparently this one is. Nice bonus if needed.","Product: Audiophile Desktop Speaker System with DAC\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best sound I've heard in a long time\n\nReview: Yes these are expensive, but the sound emanating from these desktop speakers is second to none. I consider myself an audiophile, and my past thinking was that speakers had to be big to sound awesome. That's not the case anymore. These sound spectacular, and are really cool looking on the desk on either side of my monitor.\n\nThe heavy brushed aluminum bases keep these from dancing off the desk, and help push the bass through your furniture to sound bigger. I love thumping bass along with my crisp highs, and although these are small in size, they deliver a wallop as is. The ability to add a sub woofer is pretty cool, not really needed, but if desired, the option is there.\n\nThe only thing missing is bluetooth capability, but I won't cry over it. You can still plug in anything with an earphone out, or usb. I will be cranking these up for many a year.....","Product: Turtle Beach Impact 100 Gaming Keyboard for PC and Mac\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Solid keyboard, a bit pricey, designed for gamers not typists\n\nReview: This is the lower end of the 3 (at this time) different models of keyboards that Turtle Beach are introducing. They are well known for their headsets and sound cards, and seem to be branching out. In my opinion, so far it's hit and miss.\n\nThis keyboard as I previously mentioned is the lower cost of the 3. It is your basic keyboard layout, without being cluttered up with a bunch of 'shortcut keys' that I never use. It's got 4 indicator lights, the usual numlock and capslock, as well as a scrlk and a winlk. It's heavier than your average keyboard, seems more solid, and they say the imprint on the keys won't rub off which is nice, since I'm not a touch typist and need to look at the keys now and again, even while gaming. They are labeled nice and big in white on the black keys so they can be seen easily. It is not backlit, except for a logo on the spacebar, so if you game in complete darkness you might have a little issue, maybe not, your milage will vary.\n\nThey are marketing this as being in between a mechanical and a membrane type keyboard, I think it definitely leans towards feeling like a membrane. It doesn't have any mechanical clicky feel at all. The keys do seem relatively firm, but nothing game changing. It says it comes with a braided usb cord, which a lot of people assume means the outside of the cord would be braided. It really means it uses a braided shield under the outside wire instead of just foil, which does provide better shielding against signal loss and interference. I didn't slice mine open to see if it was true, we'll have to take their word for that.\n\nBeing the entry level option, it has no extras like backlighting, extra usb slots etc like the higher end models have. It is designed for gamers, and the biggest feature for them/us is that you can press up to 30 keys at a time and have them all register. I don't know anyone who would or could do that, but it will assure you that playing with 2 hands on the keyboard and pressing multiple combo keys at once will be recognized. Most keyboards will register an certain number of keys being pressed at tone time, and could be an issue for serious gamers. That seems to be it's only really unique function to me.\n\nThe only downside I see is the lack of a backlight for the keys, and the price. At it's $60 introductory price, seems a bit much for what your getting. Maybe if it lasts for 5 to 10 years with no letters rubbing off and no keypress degradation, it could be a value, but only time will tell on that front. Still, a solid keyboard, you could pay more, you could pay less. It does look kinda cool with the red trim and spacebar logo, but my system is blue accented so it looks out of place.","Product: The Power line 1200 extends your wired network at 1.2Gbps speeds with Home plug AV2 MIMO. Add up to 16 adapters to expand your network. Pick-a-plug LED provides the highest possible performance and it sets up in minutes, no need to install software. It secures the network with a touch of a button.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy to install and use, works great, could be less filling......\n\nReview: I rarely give 5 stars to a product unless it really is a great product. This one fits the bill. It beats the hell out of running 100 foot cables, switches, extra routers and more equipment to get internet to a device or computer that is in a dead zone for wifi, or too far away for a single easy cable run.\n\nWe have our router at one end of our long ranch style house, close to the bedrooms/computer rooms. They seem to get the 'N' wifi just fine. At the other end of the house, and the garage that's been converted to a den/playroom, different story. Too far to get a reliable signal, and too far to run a cable, switch/hub/2nd router etc. Brick walls and metal soffets or whatever the heck they are called block and/or send the signal elsewhere.\n\nAs others have noted, these are really easy to install and use. Plug into wall outlet near routere, plug in provided ethernet cable. Go other end where you need the internet device/computer, do the same. Bing Bang Boom, instant connection. It's fast enough to deliver video and music from my network storage device plugged into the router with no skips, stutters or pauses. I don't have a fast enough connection to test the 1200 Mbps speed claim, we're rural and have a Verizon LTE connection at the house, and only a 2-3 bar signal at that. But as I said, no stutter or pauses, and things load as quickly if not quicker than the 'N' wifi connection the other rooms have.\n\nOnly downside (as others have also stated), needs to go into the wall outlet, and usually blocks the other plug.","Product: Developed by the most awarded SSD brand of all time, OCZ Vector 180 SSDs offer the be-all and end-all of feature-sets for the most demanding users who won't settle for anything but the best. Featuring enhanced performance, reliability, and endurance, the Vector 180 series provides a flash storage solution second to none. It's everything you know about SSDs, but better. Vector 180 was designed to redefine best-in-class storage and built to excel in high-end computing environments. Only the fastest boot ups, file transfers, and system responsiveness are acceptable for Vector 180 users. Say goodbye to every form of storage lag and get a computing experience worthy of your time. With superior reliability in mind, Vector 180 SSDs feature Power Failure Management (PFM) to protect the drive in the event of system power loss, ensuring you're up and running again in no time. Vector 180 offers real world performance that you won't get with any other solution. No fancy behind-the-scenes tricks, just pure storage performance. With Toshiba technology built into every drive, each Vector 180 SSD is engineered for superior quality as well as durability with its premium alloy housing.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Priced a little high, but Quality has it's price. Works great in Linux!\n\nReview: This is the first SSD I've had the chance to own and review. I have an older desktop, from 2009 that only supports SATA II, so I can't get the full speed that this drive is capable of. I definitely notice a speed difference though. I am running Linux Mint 17.3 on it, which is inherently quicker than windows anyway, but I do notice the difference between the SSD cached mechanical drive I was using and this one.\n\nI have taken a few measures to help prolong the life of the drive. Excessive writing to disk wears SSD's out faster, so I disabled my browser cache. You can point it to a different drive as well, in Windows the path commands are easy, I still haven't got it down with Linux yet, so I do without the cache. I also disabled some other writing activities. This drive says it will last at least 5 years, and that's with an average of 55,000 disk writes a day I believe it was. That's a lot better than a few years ago for SSD's in general. This OCZ model does seem to be heavier duty that your average SSD as well.\n\nIt should, it costs a lot more than most. I can find a budget SSD with twice the capacity for about the same price. This is built better than most, it comes in a metal case, not plastic, which might help for heat dissapation, but otherwise doesn't matter in my opinion, other than it seems heavier, and gives the impression of being sturdier and more tough. It comes with a metal bracket to mount it in a 3.5\" bay in the desktop which is a nice plus. Even most after market brackets are plastic.\n\nAs I mentioned, I'm using it with Linux with zero problems at all. Modern Linux OS's enable TRIM by default, so that your drive doesn't get full or fragmented. If I was still running Windows, I would mount just the OS on it, but Linux only takes about 9 gigs, so I use it for the entire file system, and download and store files on a separate SSD cached mechanical drive. It all works great.\n\nI would have given it 5 stars, but the price is a bit high, but for those that want quality and don't mind paying extra for it, this will fit the bill. It has Toshiba memory in it, since they bought OCZ, and their SSD Guru monitoring program comes in Linux version too.","Product: WD Blue Solid State Hybrid Drives (SSHD) combine a generous amount of NAND flash SSD technology and massive HDD storage capacity into a single drive. WD engineers team up the best of SSD and HDD to produce a hybrid that can increase overall system performance - resulting in quicker system boots, faster application loads, and improved responsiveness when compared to traditional hard drives.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Cheaper than an SSD, not as fast, but faster than a regular mechanical\n\nReview: I like this drive. It has a good amount of storage for a laptop size drive, and the 8 GB of SSD memory does indeed speed up some programs. I replaced a 320 GB totally mechanical drive in my laptop with this one, thus increasing storage tremendously and getting the advantage of the hybrid 8 GB SSD feature. As time goes by it 'learns' what programs you use most and pops them into the 8 GB memory so they load much faster. For most people this is the OS, Windows, Linux, Mac's OS, whatever you use. It does boot up much quicker, and some of the other things I use all the time load quicker too, like my Thunderbird Email Client, and the Cyberfox (64 bit compiled version of Firefox) browser.\n\nI did get to try one of these from another manufacturer awhile back, pretty sure it was a Seagate. Worked fine for awhile, but then it just seemed to stop occasionally, as in not being able to be read from, and locking up the whole system. Sometimes a reboot would come back on, other times a few reboots. It just got annoying, so I pulled it out of my desktop where I was testing it, and tossed it in a desk drawer, maybe for backup of NOT important files, or for a semi portable transfer drive. But I don't trust it.\n\nI've only used this WD for about a month, so more time will tell if it's more dependable. I've always had good experiences with WD, let's hope it continues. I cloned my old drive onto this one, so if it does fail I can still plug my old one back in, and keep going.","Product: The Panasonic rp-hje120b Bluetooth Ergo Fit earbud headphones with Microphone and call controller are the perfect combination of style, comfort, functionality and most of all, high-quality sound. The in-line microphone on the cord of earbud headphones is used for answering calls or voice commands; compatible with iPhone, Android, BlackBerry* and Bluetooth** capable devices. Earbuds with three sets of ear pads (S/M/L included), provide a custom, comfortable ergonomic fit that won't slip out. Choose from four (4) vivid color options with color-matching earbuds, headphone cord and call controller to best complement your personal style and mood. Large 9mm drivers with neodymium magnets along with a wide frequency response and smart ergonomic fit earbuds deliver dynamic, crystal-clear sound while helping to keep out unwanted outside noise. Stereo headset tonally balanced audio with crisp highs and deep low notes, plus wider frequency response and lively sound quality for recorded audio. Long, 3.6-Ft headphone cord threads comfortably through clothing and bags making it easy to connect. disclaimer: * iPhone is a trademark of Apple, Registered in the US. And other countries. The trademark Blackberry is owned by research in motion limited and is registered in the United States and may be pending or registered in other countries. Panasonic is not endorsed, sponsored, affiliated with or otherwise authorized by research in motion limited. Android is a trademark of Google ** the Bluetooth word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by the Bluetooth SIG, And any use of such marks by Panasonic Corporation is under license\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent bass for a $40 set of earbuds\n\nReview: This is a pretty cool set of what they call in ear headphones. Which means they are ear buds. They do have really good bass response, which is one reason I usually don't like earbuds. Most are too tinny with no bass. These have plenty, with enough highs so they don't sound muddy either. They come with 3 sizes of ear cusions, so you can find one that fits comfortably in your ears. The middle size that came on them works fine for me.\n\nThey recharge via usb cable. It is VERY short, about 3-4 inches. Fine to plug into a laptop, when I plug them into my desktop I have to do some creative draping over my case to keep them off the floor. They will probably work fine with an AC/USB charger also.\n\nThe only downside is they have just a 4 to 4 1/2 hour charge. Long enough for me, so far anyway. But they won't last a full day out in the world before needing a charge. They do have a quickcharge feature that will give you a couple hours of use with about 30 minutes charge.\n\nI like the volume control, and they do also let you make and receive phone calls while listening to music, but I haven't tried that feature myself.","Product: Perfect for dorms and apartments close to metropolitan areas, Mohu Basic 25 is the best value for a basic indoor antenna. The Mohu Basic 25 TV antenna can receive free broadcast High Definition TV signals from Over-the-Air broadcasters in crystal clear 1080 HD. It's a fast and easy introduction to the world of Free TV. Place the Basic 25 indoor HDTV antenna high on the wall, plug it into the back of your TV, and scan with your television. This digital TV antenna has a small design that delivers full 1080p HD to any digital-ready television. The combination of its unobtrusive design and powerful reception capabilities make the Mohu Basic 25 HDTV antenna a top choice in any home. There are no exposed or distracting television antenna parts. The Mohu Basic 25 HD antenna for TV can be easily hidden behind a bookshelf, or television. An ideal digital antenna for HDTV, Basic 25 is a great solution for those looking to cut the cable cord.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good for major cities, not good for rural locations\n\nReview: This antenna did not work so well for me. I have to say that this is mostly due to where I live, and the application I tried with it. If you live in a major city, this will probably be fine for you. My situation is much different.\n\nI live very rural, and the closest tv stations I could possibly get are 25-30 miles away. I was hoping with some good luck and some minor tweaking I could receive some tv signal with this antenna. I could not. I extended the wire on the antenna, raised it much higher than it's standard length, and even tried it outside in different positions. No go for me.\n\nBut as I say, in major cities you should get good signal reception with this item.","Product: 8-Inch hook and loop with a tensile strength of 50-lb. This pack of 10 Blue reusable fasteners are made of a nylon fabric and are great for smaller projects around the home and office.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice product, reusable and strong\n\nReview: This is a nifty little item. You can't go wrong with these. They are reusable, which easily justifies the little bit more expensive price compared to the plastic zip ties. Those are cheaper, but they are 'use once, and cut off if you need to add or adjust' to whatever you've wrapped.\n\nI use these for the always unruly wires to and from our desktops. I seem to be always adding a cable, and the lil woman is always rearranging things, moving them about, (just for moving them around purposes), and it's nice to be able to rip these open, add or remove wires, reposition, and close back up. Can't do that with zip ties, gotta cut em, then toss em and use new ones.\n\nThese are a nice length, I haven't tried to wrap more than they can handle, but it you want to, they do 'chain' together easily, and strong as well, the hook and loop holds them together very firmly. The lil woman has got creative with hers and has made 2 loops out of the same piece, just for decorative sake as far as I can tell, although she keeps a wifi dongle cord in one of the loops, so when she wants it for her laptop, she can just pull that one loose and the rest of the wires stay secure in the other one.","Product: Gators G-LCD-TOTE-MD is a heavy-duty Nylon bag with a soft Tricot lined interior specifically designed to protect and carry screens from 27 to 32. The LCD Tote Bag features 25mm of thick PE foam padding on all sides and a polyethylene reinforced front to provide additional protection for the screen. The G-LCD-TOTE-MD utilizes a dual zippered design allowing you to easily load and unload the screen. You wont get stranded without your cables and accessories with this tote bag by using the large exterior storage pocket which includes a clear vinyl window for a business card or identity information. Lastly, the G-LCD-TOTE Series provides you with durable Nylon web carry handles and an adjustable, removable padded shoulder strap for a comfortable, secure solution. Interior Dimensions: 30.4x18.5x3.22\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great case for protecting tv/monitor\n\nReview: This is a very sturdy case. I like the fact that has good firm padding in it to protect the screen from damage. It feels like a Styrofoam type of material. I wouldn't entrust it to airlines baggage handling, but for loading up and carrying your tv or monitor around yourself, it's very safe. I like that it has handles to carry, and a shoulder strap.\n\nWhen I first got it and opened the box to take it out, I thought it was stuffed with cardboard or something it was so solid. But nope! That's the firm padding in it. If you have a need for this case, you won't be disappointed at all. I am able to fit our 32\" Sylvania tv in it and it's snug as a bug in a firmly padded rug.","Product: 500GB Portable Slim Drive for MAC, Seagate Dashboard pre-loaded on drive, USB 3.0 interface adapter, 18-inch USB 3.0 cable.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works well for me on my Windows PC's with a driver or re format\n\nReview: This thing has been working fine for me for many months now. I use it on a PC, I formatted it since it's formatted for MAC out of the box. My PC only has USB 2.0, so it's not as fast as it could be, but is plenty quick enough. I leave it plugged in all the time, I use it for storage of music and video files, and as an occasional backup of my system.\n\nI have another one that I use for a laptop, also not a MAC. This one I didn't re format, I downloaded the driver that the manual said was available to use with windows, and the lil woman uses it to store her pictures that she photoshops and makes cards and stuff with. It works just fine for her too. The only downside is I can't just plug it into my pc unless I install the same driver, but I don't need to, so I haven't.\n\nThe only complaint would be I wish it were bigger, and that we had usb 3.0 to get faster speeds, but neither of those is the drives fault.","Product: USB flash drives allow you to save documents, share photos, music, videos and more. The handy USB flash drive is available in a lightweight metal casing and is a great accessory for slim notebooks and tablets. Its small, cap less design can easily be attached to a keychain or elsewhere for accessibility and safety.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Older tech, usb 2.0 so it's slower than 3.0\n\nReview: This is a decent flash drive. It's nothing spectacular, or ground breaking to be sure. It's best feature is that it is very small. If you don't put it on a keyring or something, it could easily get lost. It does come in a couple of different colors too, if that matters to you.\n\nIt is USB 2.0, so it is not very speedy. If you have a computer made in the last few years or so, you have usb 3.0 slots, and the transfer speeds are tremendously faster on 3.0. The claim is 10 times faster compared to 2.0. All my computers are old, and have 2.0 usb ports, so this works fine for me. I could probably speed it up by enabling write cache on it, but I'd rather be a little slower on transfers, and not have to worry about 'safely removing' the device. I have killed flash drives in the past by just pulling them out without 'safely removing' them from the control panel, and it gets old.\n\nSo bottom line, it's older tech, a bit slow, but works as well as you can get for usb 2.0.","Product: Fruit of the loom men's boxer briefs were designed with comfort in mind. The secure fit leg design eliminates ride-up to prevent distracting adjustments throughout the day. The fly provides support and the non-binding waistband will keep you comfortable in every situation. These boxer briefs are also tag free which eliminates the annoying itching and scratching for all day comfort.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Comfy and sized larger than they say\n\nReview: These are some nice briefs if you like these type. I would agree with all the other comments that say these run bigger than the size marked. I usually use a 40-42, got the 36-38 and they fit fine. Well, sorta fine. They aren't tight at all, still a little loose. But that could be my weird body.\n\nThey hold up well after a few washings so far. They are comfy enough, and not tight and pinching at the waist. The 2 colors of grey and black are neutral enough for anything, and they aren't too long.\n\nMy lower stars rating is for the odd sizing, if one doesn't read the reviews and orders their usual size, they won't fit.","Product: 1680d polyester double gusset top zip ez scan computer backpack. 1680d polyester exterior with leather-like pu trim and fully lined interior. Double gusset, expandable top zip construction with ez-scan feature. Expansion feature for added carrying capacity. Size: 17.0 inch h x 13.0 inch w x 8.25 - 9.5 inch d. Easy access zipper pocket and soft lined zipper pocket to hold digital media or other valuables. Front zip down pocket includes an extensive organizer that will hold a variety of business essentials and includes a removable zippered accessory pouch. Designed with checkpoint friendly/ez-scan feature which complies with tsa guidelines so your laptop does not need to be removed when passing through airport security checkpoints, allowing you to get on your way faster. Front compartment contains a padded iPad/tablet pocket, a full length open top pocket, and a zippered mesh pocket. Ez-scan section includes three zippered organizer pockets. Rear compartment is padded to hold most laptops with up to a 15.6 inch screen. High tech double density foam padding for extra laptop protection. Side exterior features a zipper pocket and a mesh open top beverage holster. Padded top handle and air mesh back panel that will attach to most luggage upright handles for hands free carrying. Ergonomic adjustable backpack straps with sternum strap.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good quality, good brand\n\nReview: This is a very nice backpack for your laptop and other items. It doesn't have any flashy tags, colors or emblems to scream out \"Hey lookit me! I look expensive and probably have an expensive laptop in here! Grab me and run!\" The zippers are nice and don't seem like they will catch and tear the bag anywhere. I couldn't fit my 17\" HP in it, but the wife's 15.6\" Dell fit nicely. It does have dimensions that told me a 17\" wouldn't fit, but hey, never hurts to try.\n\nHeavy duty and comfy, the only downside is that it is a bit pricey, but a lot of times you do get what you pay for, and quality is not cheap these days.","Product: LIFE 8 XL focused on design, functionality and performance available in 5 vibrant colors. With a 5.5 \"screen 720x1280 pixels and Android V4.4 Kit Kat OS upgradeable to Lollipop 5.0, 1.4 GHz Octa-Core processor with Mali 450 GPU. 8MP autofocus camera with 2MP Front camera.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great value, great features, why spend $600+ for a phone?\n\nReview: I will have to say I am impressed with this phone/tablet, or phablet as the kids call em these days. To be honest, it is the first smartphone I have used. Yes, I am old, and my feature phones that just does phone calls and the occasional texts are fine with me. I don't need to constantly be in contact with my small circle of acquaintances, the occasional phone call or visit is plenty. I don't have a huge monthly bill either, pay as you go is fine by me.\n\nWhen I was offered this phone I did want to try it out and see what all the hub bub with smartphones is about. It's unlocked so I could get a sim from any carrier to try it out, or just stick with the wifi. I got the little woman a cheap little $40 tablet a few years back, and I figured at the least, this could be my smaller tablet.\n\nIt comes with 2 sim card slots, so you can use 2 carriers, useful if you travel within the US, or you could pop in an international sim if you leave our borders. The GSM network limitation however means no Verizon or Sprint, or any of the MVNO's that use their networks, like Boost, FreedomPop, Virgin, etc. Kind of a shame, since I live kinda rural and it seems like Sprint is the only service that gets 1 sometimes 2, and frequently 0 bars of signal. And it doesn't support LTE from anyone, it will do 4G, but only the HSPA flavor, and 3G no problem.\n\nYou can use Straight Talk sims with this phone, if it's ATT or Tmobile. That's another reason I wanted to try it out. When we go camping or extended visits I thought I'd pay for a month of service and be able to tether our laptops to it for emails and what have you. I have yet to do that, but it seems it would be no problem.\n\nI have connected it via wifi at the house, and after updating the Hangouts app and getting the Hangouts Dialer app, I can now make voice calls and text using my Google Voice number. Pretty handy and the quality is as good as the internet connection is. Put a few games on it and they play well. As some have mentioned, the speaker is kinda weak, and I refuse to use the included earbuds. I just don't like ANY earbuds and I've had expensive ones. Don't like the way they feel in my ears, don't like the sound they try to make.\n\nThis phone comes with all the goodies you normally would buy extra. The mentioned earbuds, a silicone case (the back is slippery plastic, so this is a plus), the usb cord and charger, and a screen protector. I like it has a removable battery, can be replaced when it no longer will charge.\n\nThere is very little documentation, had to figure out how to pull the back off, which was scary, didn't want to break it right out of the box, but it comes off and goes on easily enough. Putting in the micro sd card was a bit of a hassle. It didn't seem to fit, until I noticed on the metal bracket little arrows saying lock one way and unlock the other. Spoiler alert, slide it with your fingernail in the unlock direction, lift up metal clip, drop in sd card connector side down, close clip and slide in lock direction. I pulled the 16 gig one I had in the tablet and used it, the phone wouldn't mount it, kept saying it was blank. What it really meant was it needed to format it for it's use, but this took a bit of poking around in the online manual to figure out where to find this.\n\nAll in all a pretty great value for the money, I don't know how much better a $600 + phone can be other than more memory or faster processors, or maybe better cameras, but this does everything an android should do, and does it plenty fine.","Product: The permanent marker with a split personality, Sharpie Chisel Tip Permanent Markers have a versatile tip that makes both broad and fine strokes--so you can express yourself any way you want. Bold to the max and permanent to the core, Sharpie Permanent Markers inspire you to transform ordinary surfaces into passionately creative statements. Made to write practically everywhere, vivid Sharpie markers eliminate dull and boring. The original permanent marker, Sharpie has iconic ink that dries quickly and resists both water and fading. While pale imitations wither away, Sharpie markers make creations that endure.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A good value, a good product, and you can never have too many Sharpies\n\nReview: How can you go wrong with the Sharpie brand?? They are ageless, and have always been the standard for markers. I can remember those short fat markers that smelled pretty intensely when you used them, but they felt good in the hand, and did what markers are supposed to do. Make bold easily seen lines for signs, posters, etc.\n\nThese new editions don't have that odor, and the chisel tips make for a variety of strokes, from fine to thick. These are kinda fat still, but they are not round, they are kinda flat on 2 sides, so easier to grip and control. These colors are different from the usual ones as well, not bright and neon like, they have other pens for that. These are more muted, almost pastel. The yellow is not good for highlighting, if you want to do that you should get a highliter. These make colors on a variety of surfaces, and is permanent to boot.\n\nA good value, a good product, and you can never have too many Sharpies.....","Product: The Turtle Beach Large (13.78x9.84) TRACTION Premium Textured Control Surface Mousepad for PC and Mac features a high-quality textured weave surface for maximum control, critical to a player's success. Built to stay in place with an anti-slip rubber base and constructed to last with anti-fraying stitched edges, the TRACTION mousepad ensures you get the best performance possible from your mouse. TRACTION is available in four sizes to suit your desktop layout including a Wide version large enough to provide a surface for a mouse, keyboard and gaming keypad.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nice size, and doesn't slip on the desk\n\nReview: This is a really nice mouse pad. I tend to favor overly large pads, because while gaming you can get to the edges of a 'standard' size pad far too often. This one has a nice texture to it, on both sides actually. It doesn't slide on my desk as I try to use it, like my present cheapie one does, and the mouse glides over it well and the cursor tracks accurately.\n\nIt matches the trim on the Turtle Beach Impact 100 keyboard I just got as well. The only caveat is it's a little pricey, but it feels quality made, says it won't fray on the edges and so far I hasve no reason to believe it will. So it should last a long time.\n\nI have used dozens of mouse pads in my computing history, from hard plastic, to paper thin, to thick cushiony..... this one is so far one of the better ones.","Product: Dedicated to Support the Business Owner in You\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice printer with nice functions\n\nReview: I like this printer. It is aimed at small business, home business, etc. Doesn't mean you can't use it for a home power user. The 2 paper trays are nice. I put plain paper in one, and can use the other for envelopes, card stock, photo paper, etc.\n\nThe printer is fast, and prints sharp clear sheets. It's not a photo printer, but color charts, graphs, logos all look sharp and neat. Photo printers have 2 extra colors to make the prints pop. This doesn't use 6 colors, but prints decent enough photos when you need to.\n\nThe ink is a little expensive as most printer mfg ink is. It's a new model, so at the time I write this I haven't seen 'generic' ink for it yet, but when it's available, the cost per page will go down dramatically, and lower cost is always a good thing.","Product: A true modern beauty, the CobraCo Contemporary Round Fire Pit will add a refined warmth to your outdoor area. This fire bowl has a sleek metal finish and black powder-coated legs. This fire bowl comes with a heavy duty spark guard cover to prevent sparks and ash from blowing, a protective vinyl cover for protection from the elements when not in use and a spark guard removal tool that allows you to safely remove the spark guard during a fire. This mission-inspired fire bowl adds a classic beauty and warmth to your backyard area.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Pretty much like most say..... it's cheaply made\n\nReview: I wish I could say this is a good value for the money, and is worth getting, but as most other reviewers have said, it's cheaply made with little to no quality control.\n\nI like that it black and silver, as opposed to the gold or bronze colored bowls. That's about the only good thing I can say about it. If I saw it on sale at one of the *mart stores for $40-$50 it might be something to purchase, but I can't see how they can ask over $200 for it.\n\nIt's wobbly, ill fitting parts don't impress, and the fact they tell you in the instructions NOT to use it on a deck will actually anger a lot of people. I guess the stainless steel is too thin, or conducts heat more than it blocks it, so maybe they are afraid of it either collapsing on your deck and setting it ablaze, or spontaneously combusting the deck below it.\n\nDon't get it for a gift for someone you like, or they may come after you.... and not in a good way.","Product: WindyNations P30L solar charge controller is a premium grade PWM solar controller. The digital display provides all necessary solar system information and also serves as a user interface for adjusting the charge controllers settings. It is the perfect solar charge controller for an RV, boat, small cabin or any other off-grid installation, where user configurability and system information is important.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great customer support from the US, quality made unit that does what it's supposed to\n\nReview: I did a lot of research on solar equipment. I wanted to have a portable 1 panel setup to use with our van when we went boondocking/camping. Batteries get expensive, kerosene and other fuel lamps also get expensive, smelly, inconvenient, and not as much light where you need it and when you need it.\n\nI was going to settle for a cheap $20-$30 unit from China, but reading so many reviews and articles about how that's really not a good idea, I decided not to do that. I mean, when you think about it, I was going to spend $200 on a good panel, at least $125 on a decent deep cycle battery, and I was going to trust all that to a cheap $25 charge controller that is supposed to control, regulate and protect all that?\n\nI went with this WindyNation unit because it's got great reviews all over the place, and has a built in display. I don't have a multimeter or voltmeter, and didn't really want to get one just to see how the system was working, so paying a few dollars more for a CC that has one was fine for me. This display does tell you everything you want to know about the system with a push of a button to cycle through all the different input and output measurements. Pretty handy. And the digits are plenty big enough for these old eyes to read without needing my reading spectacles.\n\nAnother reason for choosing this unit is it's from a company that is in the USA. If you have questions or issues, there is a phone number where someone will actually answer the phone, speak to you in English that you can understand, and walk you through any issues you may have. I contacted them through email a couple of times before purchasing with some questions about their product and my applications and was answered the next day for one, and same day with another.\n\nThe unit gets a little warm when using, to be expected, but the metal heat sink fins on the bottom do a good job of keeping it cool enough. Plastic housing for the rest of it, but that cheap brittle stuff you get from knock offs, it seems like it will stand up to many years of use.\n\nI did end up purchasing this CC through their website instead of here on Amazon because it was a little cheaper, and I also got some bare wire from them as well which was much cheaper than anywhere else I could find. That and the having phone and email support that you can actually use and understand is a big plus.","Product: Wellness Kittles Grain Free Natural Cat Treats, Chicken & Cranberries Recipe are irresistibly tasty, 100% all-natural wheat free, grain free crunchy treats made in USA only. These natural crunchy dental cat treats not only are as tasty as they are healthy, but have a crunchy texture that helps to clean your cat's teeth. Each all-natural treat bite is packed with big taste from whole-food ingredients like chicken, cranberries and blueberries. With nothing artificial and under 2 calories each, you can show your cat extra love with Wellness Kittles natural cat treats.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: 3 out of 5 cats like them at this household\n\nReview: I like the fact that healthy food and treats are filtering to our pets. It's taken long enough for our food to get healthier and less processed. These treats only get 3 stars from me because out of the 5 cats who grace us with their presence, only 3 of the 5 will eat these. They gobble em up and want more, which is good, but since it is a treat, they just get 3-4 at a time. The other 2 felines won't even touch them. They look at em, look at me with that 'why are you giving me a rock' look. Then they look at em again since I shoved em more under their face, maybe sniff at it once ot twice, look at me disdainfully again, and walk away, usually to their food and start eating.\n\nOh well, too bad for them I guess. So 3 out of 5 cats recommend them, so 3 out of 5 stars it is.","Product: IRIS 7-Tier Cat Tree Condo has sturdy wood components and heavy-duty hardware. The IRIS 7-Tier Cat Tree Condo is built to give many years of safe, playful fun. It assembles in minutes, and will provide a great space for your cat friend to explore and play. Cleanup is easy with a soft brush or vacuum.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sturdy and tall! 6 feet tall!\n\nReview: This is a pretty big cat tree. It's 6 feet tall. The instructions that come with it are very sparse and not easy to follow at all. Just a single double sided sheet with no words, just diagrams. I guess that does avoid the english/gibberish translations that are even more confusing.\n\nTook about 1 1/2 hours to get it put together, with just a few restarts. It is pretty sturdy once it all gets screwed together. The carpeting isn't real thick on it, but it is very soft. The two dangling mouse toys have made it through 3 days and nights of being attacked so far, longer than I would have thought.\n\nThe cats we have here are enjoying it a lot. Running around, up and down, leaping from platform to platform, it's pretty funny to watch at times. They also love to sleep in it once they've tired themselves out and can't take no more. The included pictures will show you how they like it.","Product: TEKTON 30603 Fiberglass Handle Rubber Mallet, 16-Ounce\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice feel and heft to it, and it's colorful\n\nReview: This is a pretty good mallet. It;s not as big and heavy as a 32 oz, but it feels solid and hefty in the hand. It looks pretty cool too with it's multi colored color scheme. The black side is supposedly softer than the white, by touching it, you can't really tell that. But when you smack on a few things, it does feel like it delivers less of a thump.\n\nThe textured grip feels good, and it won't slip easily from your grip. It didn't leave any marks when I used it to bang on the window air conditioner that started making noise. Should last a lot longer than a traditional wood handle version, and is easier to find on a job site since it won't blend in to wood and tiles....","Product: This 6-Piece Ratcheting Bar Clamp and Spreader Set comes with nylon non marring pads to protect and grip work firmly.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Decent quality if you don't expect too much\n\nReview: If this is the pro series, I'd hate to see the standard issue. These clamps/spreaders work well enough, but limit them to light to medium duty tasks.\n\nThey do come in a huge package, would be great for a gift as it would be one of the largest presents in the pack and would inspire excitement, even once opened. Just hope they use em later, so they don't bitch about the quality to your face in front of your friends... lol....\n\nThey are definitely usable and not as bad as junk at the dollar store, and will undoubtedly come in handy for some things. I've used a couple small ones to glue some laminate back down off a desktop for instance... haven't got to use the big daddies yet.","Product: \"New! Spark imaginations with the LeapPad Glo learning tablet from LeapFrog, makers of the #1 kids' learning tablets. LeapPad Glo is a 5\" tablet for ages 3 to 9 with 9 included apps.LeapPad Glo has 4GB memory and includes 9 apps (onboard and downloadable) and 2 cameras & video recorders. Play, draw and write on the 5\" touch screen with the included stylus. Tilt and shake for motion-based play, customize and care for a lovable pet and create colorful masterpieces in the Art Studio. (Art Studio and 1 app download require Internet connection and parent account.) LeapPad Glo personalizes the learning to each child, and automatically adjusts the level for just the right challenge. If your child is having trouble, the hint button can provide in-game tutorials on underlying concepts to help children gain the understanding they need to move up through the learning levels. The LeapFrog educator-approved library of 1,000+ games, eBooks, videos and more includes titles that draw from a comprehensive curriculum of 2,600 skills across core subjects like reading, math, science and creativity. (LeapFrog library titles are sold separately.) LeapPad Glo is kid-tough, from the reinforced frame to the shatter-safe screen, LeapPad Glo has been thoroughly drop-tested, impact-tested and compression-tested in LeapFrog's Quality Lab for durability and child safety. LeapPad Glo learning tablet includes: 4GB memory (holds up to 20,000 photos or 70 game apps), 2 cameras & video recorders and 9 apps: Music Player with 5 songs, Art Studio, Photo Lab, Pet Writing App, a choice of 1 app download and 4 utilities. The LeapFrog educator team reviews and approves all LeapFrog content. Internet connection required for use of some features. 9 apps included. All additional content sold separately. U.S. Source: The NPD Group / Retail Tracking Service; Infant/PS Electronic Learning and Electronic Entertainment subclasses, Dollars and Units, Annual 2013.\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Get batteries in bulk or an AC adapter, you'll need it\n\nReview: This tablet keeps the kid entertained. We got it for the 5 year old grandson to help keep him entertained when he comes to visit. His mom bought him a real tablet about a year ago, but it already bit the dust. Wasn't expensive and didn't take the dropping and kid abuse too well.\n\nThis one so far seems much sturdier, and take the bumps and bruises the kid puts it through. It's larger than a regular tablet, but it makes it easier to get a grip on for him. He does miss being able to download all the free games he was playing on the other tablet, but this still holds his attention. He loves taking all kinds of pictures, and with the front and rear camera, he has plenty to shoot.\n\nHe loves anything Disney, so the games and learning apps with that theme keeps him at it usually longer than the batteries can last. As other people have said, the 4 AA batteries don't keep this thing going long. Get a bunch of cheaper ones online or at a 'big pack' store and you'll do okay. I happened to have an ac adapter around that fits it, so when we can get him to sit in one place for awhile, that certainly helps."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Aquaphor Baby Healing Ointment is the #1 Pediatrician Recommend Moisturizer Brand for chapped, irritated skin. It is clinically proven to help relieve diaper rash within 6 hours! It's gentle formula is fragrance, preservative and dye-free, so it is ideal for treating your baby's sensitive skin. Aquaphor Baby Healing Ointment also protects delicate skin to soothe and help heal drool rash, dry, cracked or irritated skin. It can also be used to prevent diaper rash before it starts and to help make diaper change clean up easier!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good stuff, and a good way to apply to small areas\\n\\nReview: The lil lady has had an issue with her hands getting really red, itchy, cracked, dry, the whole nine yards. She has tried many lotions and cremes with varying degrees of comfort, none doing all that well.\\n\\nLately they were cracked so bad she was having trouble moving fingers without additional cracking and pain. This ointment immediately soothed her hands enough to where she can use them without pain and additional cracking.\\n\\nWe're still trying to determine the reasons for the irritations, but at least with this lotion she can function. Since the problem areas are both hands, she doesn't have much use for the sponge applicator, she just unscrews it and applies like a regular tube. For smaller areas the applicator woks well.\",\n \"Product: For centuries, the luxury of French-milled soaps has remained the gold standard of excellence. Each time you begin to lather a French made soap, you enter a time and place where quality and craftsmanship have stood still. Traditional French soap is triple-milled to produce a completely uniform and smooth soap, without impurities, thus lasting longer. Every bar of Pre de Provence soap is not only carefully made today by the dedicated soapmakers in Provence following their proud traditions, but quad-milled to be smoother and have a richer lather to create our luxurious feel. Using all pure, natural ingredients enriched with shea butter, you can feel the difference of our unique quad-milling process. Aromatic fragrances transport you to a moment of calmness, vitality, dreamin or well-being. This 150 Gram bar is a great value, the fragrance maintains until the soap is all used up. The soap creates a rich, creamy lather and rinses clean, leaving skin soft and hydrated.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Smells great, lathers great, HUGE bar\\n\\nReview: French soaps are the best! This has a very pleasant fragrance, as it should because.... well..... french! The lather is rich and full, it cleans your body well, and smells great. I just tried it once, and for me it was a bit too perfumy for a man. But for the lil woman, it smells awesome on her. After she showers with it, she smells so good I just want to get her all dirty again, if ya know whadda mean.\\n\\nIt also makes the bathroom smell great, and should save us a little money on deodorizers or potpourri... hehe...\\n\\nThe bar is pretty huge, should last quite awhile. For the women with small hands you might need to cut it in half to fit more comfortably in the hands, but a minor inconvenience for something so awesome.\",\n \"Product: Its no accident that Lavazza is Italys favorite coffee. Four generations of the Lavazza family have dedicated over 120 years to finding the best blends of coffee beans from all over the world to provide you the authentic Italian experience. The Lavazza Gran Aroma Ground Coffee Blend is no exception. The slow roasting process used to make this blend highlights the floral coffee aromas, creating a well-balanced medium roast. Youll taste hints of citrus and chocolate with every delicate sip. This blend is ideally brewed as a traditional Italian espresso but is versatile enough to work with a drip coffee maker, French press, moka pot whatever your favorite method of brewing may be. Enjoy a true taste of Italy that is uniquely Lavazza.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: For a medium roast, it's a bit strong for me.\\n\\nReview: Let me start off with I am not a big coffee drinker. I drink 1, yes ONE cup a day. I have a cone type put on your cup brewer. I usually use 3 semi heaping teaspoons of coffee, pour water over the grounds and it drips into the cup. Since this is a really fine ground, the last pour takes awhile to get thru after the grounds expand, and the water has no where to go. So with this brand, I use less coffee to help it brew better, plus it's a little stronger than I like.\\n\\nOnce I started using a little less grounds, it tastes pretty good. I am a medium roast kinda guy, unless I'm doing an espresso or cappuccino. My favorite coffee comes from Hawaii. THAT has a flowery smooth as silk flavor and texture. 100% Kona is THE best. Not a Kona blend which most Kona coffees are, 10% Kona is NOT enough to make it taste right. They are VERY expensive tho, like $22/lb. Since this was labeled having a flowery citrus blend, I was hoping it would be somewhat similar. It's not. It's probably the Italian Roasting.\\n\\nBut it is good, I have been a black coffee drinker for years, but as I get older a splash of milk in some of them makes it much better. This is one that I add just a dash to. Since it is such a fine grind, don't even think of using metal baskets/filters. The grounds will go right thru.\",\n \"Product: Acme PhysiciansCare handheld, portable crank radio with flashlight.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Works well and doesn't feel cheap\\n\\nReview: This is a useful product. It is not made as cheap as some I've seen and used. It has a nice weight to it, and doesn't appear to be cheaply made. A few minutes of slow cranking by hand, and the light and radio worked perfectly. I didn't leave it on more than a few minutes, so I can't say as to how long a charge will last, but since it just takes a few cranks to get it going, not a real concern.\\n\\nThis will be great for the camping trips and in the emergency kit. Here in Florida we do get power outages more than I like, this will be more than useful.\\n\\nEDIT: 2/2015\\n\\nAfter using it a bit, the radio seems to be pretty wonky. By that I mean that it works, but it gets much louder which i take to mean it's working correctly when I squeeze the case, or move the cranking handle around a bit. It won't switch to AM, stays on FM no matter what I switch it to, and the radio will only run for 5-10 minutes after a good 5 minutes or more of cranking before it fades out and has to be re-cranked.\\n\\nBetter than batteries for short term use, but annoying when out camping and you have to keep getting up to reposition or re-crank it every 10 minutes or so.\",\n \"Product: R&R Lotion insect & bug Repellent formulated DEET free. This odorless body lotion contains the active ingredient IR3535. Family friendly, tack free, and repels mosquitoes and ticks in a non-toxic way for up to 8 hours. Registered by the EPA as a bio-pesticide, naturally derived, and non-flammable. It will not degrade plastics, cell phones, safety Glasses, or leathers and synthetic fibers. Can be reapplied up to 3 times daily and does not have to be washed off after work. The only insect & bug Repellent that meets \\\"Astmf2621\\\" FR clothing safe & \\\"ASTM D120\\\" Linesman's glove Test compliant. Made by Americans for the American outdoor worker.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not all natural, but effective in repelling skeeters\\n\\nReview: This product has the same ingredient as the Skin So Soft products, and actually does repel the skeeters, and sometimes those pesky little gnats. It doesn't have an unpleasant odor, it actually smells very little which is a plus in my opinion. It does go on a little greasy, but after a few minutes it is absorbed into the skin and you can't even tell you put it on. It's a smallish bottle, but a little does seem to go a long way.\\n\\nI live in Florida, and the skeeters are very persistent here. This does repel most of them, but you do get an occasional stubborn one or 2 that will still go for ya. A quick swat takes care of them, and I do end up with a lot less bites when using this product, than if I didn't use it.\\n\\nThis isn't an all natural product, which is what I prefer, but it is safer than deet, and almost as effective. Deet is a poison, and kills the insects, but I don't want that being absorbed into my system. This actve ingredient is safer, just don't overdo it, and all will be well.\",\n \"Product: Eliminate the need for plastic wrap or aluminum foil by introducing these reusable bowl covers for leftovers, salads, batter and more. The food safe lining prevents moisture from escaping and keeps food protected and fresh. Because they are reusable, these covers are gentle on your wallet and mother earth. This set includes two matching bowl covers. The smaller bowl cover measures 7.5 inches in diameter and stretches to fit bowls up to 9.25 inches in diameter. The larger cover measures 9.25 inches in diameter and stretches to fit bowls measuring up to 10.75 inches in diameter. They are made from 100 percent cotton with an integrated food-safe lining. Care is simple: machine washable. Made by Now Designs, who for 50 years has designed exclusive home and living decor products with elegance, style and the finest quality in mind.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Works well if your bowls are exactly the right size.\\n\\nReview: These are a nifty idea, and if you have the perfect size bowls for them, they are great. Of course, you won't know if your bowls are the perfect size until you get these and try them on your bowls. If the bowls are on the small end of the size range, they fit loosely and sag onto the top of whatever is in the bowl. If the bowl is on the large end of the size spectrum, it fits much tighter, but is hard to remove without splashing out what you are storing if it is liquid.\\n\\nThe pluses are they are reusable, and the inside liner is plastic and resists stains well. The outside is cotton, and looks and feels nice, but will stain easier.\\n\\nGreat concept, works pretty decent, but they are for short term storage as they are by no means air tight.\",\n \"Product: Get an amazing PlayStation 4 audio experience with the Ear Force P12. Designed specifically for PS4, the P12 is easy to set up and delivers high-quality, amplified digital game and chat audio through 50mm speakers without disturbing others. Lightweight and comfortable with breathable mesh cushions, youll play longer and enjoy all PS4 has to offer even more. The P12 is also great for mobile gaming including PS Vita! We dont want you to only take our word for it! Why not actually hear the Turtle Beach Audio Advantage youll get by taking the Ear Force P12 for a test drive at one of our demo stations in a store. You can try one out for yourself at any local GameStop.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good sound, no amplification if you don't use the usb\\n\\nReview: This is a nice headset. I personally don't have a gaming console of any type let alone a PS4. I have tried these on my PC, my mp3 player, and my laptop. The amplifier only works if you use the usb connector. If you unplug the headset from the amplifier module, you can plug it into anything with a mini plug, such as phones, tablets, mp3 players and the PS Vita. This means you won't get the amplified sound, which is a shame, because alot of the times I wish I could get more volume out of my mp3 player on good songs.\\n\\nI can see why it doesn't work without the usb, it needs to be powered somehow, and usb delivers that power. You'd have to have batteries in it somewhere otherwise. They do sound good, using them for music you get acceptable frequency response. The mic boom is flexible, yet firm, so it stays where you bend it, you do have to get it pretty close to your mouth for it to sound good to others, but that's not a big deal. All in all. a pretty good headset for a variety of uses.\",\n \"Product: Combines gel and foam for optimal comfort. Helps to reduce back pain, promotes good posture and features 34 cooling vents. Promotes good posture. Conforms to body, contours instantly.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works good, feels better\\n\\nReview: I must admit I was dubious before I got this. You always see commercials for one or another of these type of cushions, with 1 inch of memory foam, some with gel, some not. Even memory foam squishes down flat when enough weight is applied.\\n\\nThis cushion does work pretty well though. In the 3 weeks or so I've been using it, it does make a noticeable difference in the amount of time I can be sitting at my computer before having to get up to and move around. Now I get up to stretch my legs instead of because my butt hurts from sitting so long.\\n\\nIt does squish down, but not completely, and so far returns to it's original shape pretty quickly. I'd say it's a thumbs up and worth recommending to friends.\",\n \"Product: Titanium Max Premium 2012 - 3 Users\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good product, but there are better\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty big suite of programs to help protect you in the online world. It will do the job, but in my opinion it uses too many resources, and slows down my systems a bit too much for my taste.\\n\\nIt does offer protection for almost everything you do online, a little bit of overkill for some. I wouldn't use half the stuff includes myself. If you have a lot of devices like tablets, netbooks, etc, this will cover them all. It does a lot of things okay, but I prefer products that do a few things extremely well.\\n\\nIf you just want anti virus and maybe a firewall and email protection, this is a lot more software than you need. But if you have a lot of devices, want to set it and forget it and don't get a lot of annoying pop ups and notifications, this will be fine for you.\",\n \"Product: With its sleek design and multiple functions, this 2-slice long-slot toaster will add versatility and life to your kitchen countertop. It is made of durable stainless steel and features extra-wide slots with self-centering guides that evenly toasts any size slice, even thick bagels and long artisanal breads. The high-lift lever, allows for easy retrieval of smaller breads. Cleanup is a breeze thanks to slide-out crumb tray and convenient cord storage,110 Volt\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: As long as 2 regular toasters, make sure you have room for it\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty big toaster. It is about as long as 2 regular size ones set end to end to each other. It's very light in weight, surprisingly so in my opinion. It works really well for english muffins with it's bagel setting, and it does my pop tarts, toast and waffles equally well. It does get pretty hot during use, even the plastic sides are too hot to touch after a few minutes. It even says in the instructions to put heat resistant pads or something underneath so the feet won't harm your counter or table because they get so hot as well.\\n\\nThe slots are 2 in number, and run the entire length of the toaster. This allows you to put 4 regular slices of bread or whatever in it, ot 2 large slices of sourdough, rye, or other 'artisinal' breads as they put it.\\n\\nThe crumb tray slides in and out very easily and does catch all the crumbs from the entire length of the toaster. All in all I like this toaster, and it's price is reasonable as well.\",\n \"Product: Ameriwood Home Stone River Nightstand with Fabric Insert adds distinctive texture and dimension to your bedroom. This beautiful Nightstand features a rustic brown woodgrain finish with gray undertones to give it a softer finish look. The eye-catching, gray linen-like fabric insert and perter knob on the drawer gives your bedroom an instant upgrade. Nightstand offers a large drawer to keep personal items handy and an open cubby to store your books and magazines for some light reading before bed. This nightstand is constructed of the sturdiest laminated MDF and particleboard to provide you with years of use. Two adults are recommended for the assembly of this 23.5h x 18.9375w x 15.625d nightstand.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Stands up fine and solid, in the day as well as the night! (see what I did there? nightstand.... also stands in the day.....)\\n\\nReview: For a 'put it together yourself' item, this is pretty nice. It is pretty heavy in the box as more than one reviewer has noted. That's a good thing, you get the impression right off the bat that it's not just a cardboard nightstand that might not hold a desk lamp. I seem to be the kid of the reviewers, I'm 55 and was able to handle the assembly reasonably well.\\n\\nIt was bulky to bring the box in, mine was packed in a bigger box that looked like it was retaped at least once if not twice while in transit. Would have made the trip better and easier to carry if they just slapped shipping labels on the box the item is in. But nothing was damaged, and it was easy enough to match the pieces with the pictures. Some pieces were marked, most weren't, but not an issue.\\n\\nThere are a lot of pieces, so give yourself some space and an hour or two to finish it. I started mine a bit late in the evening, and by the time I got to the first 'tapping' bit, was too late, didn't want to wake the Mrs up. So I set it aside until the next day and finished it up. A phillips and a hammer is all you'll need, I used 2 phillips to match the screw heads better on some of the smaller screws.\\n\\nMy best tip is to make sure you screw the cam bolts in as far as they can go. Don't leave any of the screw threads showing. I thought I had done that, but there is a gap or two that could be smaller or gone. Doesn't affect the construction though, and not really noticable unless you go over it with a fine tooth comb.\\n\\nIt's pretty solid, doesn't wobble, and looks and works well. The manual says you can put up to 40 lbs on the top and bottom shelf, and 25 lbs in the drawer. I agree with the first estimate, I'm dubious about trying to put 25 lbs in the drawer and not having it fall out the bottom, but then I don't really anticipate putting that much in there either.\\n\\nAll in all a good product, with a unique look to it, and very functional.\",\n \"Product: The Dyson V6 cordless vacuum gives you Dyson suction power without the hassle of a cord. Suitable for use on all floor types. Dyson received the highest numerical score among stick vacuums in the J.D. Power 2017 Vacuum Satisfaction Study, based on 6,965 total responses from 7 companies measuring the opinions of consumers who purchased a stick vacuum in the previous 12 months surveyed in February-March 2017. Your experiences may vary.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Convienent, light, and good suction\\n\\nReview: This is the latest and greatest from Dyson. It's the one on all the commercials at this time. It has the cone suction nozzles that they claim will never lose suction, it's got the super powerful 110,000 or so rpm motor, it's a stick, it's rechargeable, and it breaks down into a smaller stickless dustbuster.\\n\\nThe motorized head does well on any surface, we have 2 different levels of carpeting, really low and semi plush, does great on both. A little harder to push on the thicker carpet, but not too hard. Works just as fine on the tile floor in the kitchen/dining room. It also picks up the feathers and seed remnants that the love birds love to fling all over outside their cage.\\n\\nIt only takes a little while to charge, I didn't time it but was less than an hour from out of the box to using it. It does seem to last the 20 minutes they say it will, that's using the regular speed. Hopefully the rechargeable battery keeps recharging for the life of the vacuum, it has a 2 year warranty, so we can suspect it will last that long or get replaced. Time will tell if they make these things to last a long time, or like most things break just after the warranty expires.\",\n \"Product: Thermos combines sleek style with unique functional features with the Thermos stainless steel Vacuum insulated travel tumbler. The tumbler's double-wall Vacuum insulation is designed to keep liquids hot for 4 hours and cold for 8 hours, and makes the tumbler cool to the touch with hot liquids and sweat proof with cold. Crafted with durable stainless-steel interior and exterior, the tumbler is made to endure, and a 360 Degree drink lid allows you to drink from anywhere on the lid. The travel mug will hold up to 16 ounces and is single cup compatible. Fits most automobile cup holders and is dishwasher safe.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Hot or cold, works great\\n\\nReview: This is a Thermos brand, and they still take pride in their brand it seems. I've used this for hot coffee, and it's supposed to keep things hot for 4 hours, but seriously, I don't take that long to drink my coffee. I do have 1 a day, in the morning, so it's nice to know I can sip at it and still have it hot, but about an hour is the longest I've gone without polishing it off. And it was still acceptably hot.\\n\\nThe little woman has used it for cold drinks, sweet tea being her thing. It keeps drinks longer when they are cold than when hot. She is a straw user though, and can't get one in the little slots in the top without pinching it closed, so I will probably be the one to use it more.\",\n \"Product: Frigidaire oven safe glass containers made out of high temperature resistant BOROSILICATE glass. Durable 4-latch system with silicone gasket creates airtight and leak-proof container.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Freezer to oven to table, gotta like it!\\n\\nReview: This is a nice set of storage containers. There are 7 containers and 7 lids. The lids have vent holes covered with a slider to allow you to microwave them and be able to vent steam while leaving the lids on. They are BPA free, so should be safe to microwave.\\n\\nThe lids have locking tabs on all 4 sides, which seal them pretty well. How long they will last before breaking off is a question that can't be answered for quite awhile. They do seem sturdy, but after a year of continuous use?? We'll see.....\\n\\nThey are oven safe up to 1000 degrees, but say don't use in a toaster oven. They are freezer and microwave safe as well, so you can go from freezer to oven or microwave to table, all in one container. They work well, stack with each other and do what they advertise.\",\n \"Product: Short on storage? You need better solutions. The Franklin Brass IncrediGrip Shower Bath Storage Basket sticks to smooth, non-porous surfaces like glass, mirrors or tiles. Its storage magic that works almost anywhere in your bathroom! Use it in the shower for shampoo (it stores even extra-large bottles!) or on the mirror for hair care products. Anywhere you find clutter destroying your Zen, deploy Franklin Brass storage solutions to fix it instantly.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sticks fine to a smooth surface, roomy enough for two people\\n\\nReview: It works for me. It isn't very large, but it's a good size for me and my lil woman. We have room for our separate shampoos, and a bar of sop, and a body wash for those times we have one. It's also a nice color, doesn't make too much difference to me, being a guy and all, but the women seem to like things that look pretty or nice, and this rings her bell.\\n\\nOur shower walls are smooth, and the fancy sticky tape suction cups have been holding up fine for a couple weeks, so I'd have to say it works well. I haven't had a need to try and remove it and move it, so I can't say if that claim is true or not.\\n\\nThe instructions are a little much and foreboding, with the repeated line of 'improper installation may cause damage or bodily injury.' Everybody has to cover their ass these days I suppose. All in all a good product that works well.\",\n \"Product: Apevia 500-Watt PSU\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Looks and works great\\n\\nReview: I've had this for well over a year now, and it's still kicking. The variable speed fan is nice, during the cooler winter months I can turn it down, and in the hot summer I can crank it up for maximum efficiency.\\n\\nOne minor issue, the leds in the fan stopped working at some point, I'm not sure when since I have a number of other fans in the case that also have blue leds, so there was always blue light in the case. I have a window in the side so it's nice to have the glowing cables etc. I just noticed it the other day when I was replacing a hard disk and was running it with the side off and looking around in there.\\n\\nI would buy again, probably a higher output unit next time, since each year we seem to need more and more stuff with more power required.\",\n \"Product: StarTech.com's eSATA SATA adapter plate adds external data support to any existing Serial ATA controller. The adapter plate can be mounted to the rear panel of the computer case, providing straightforward eSATA to SATA connections allowing users to connect their eSATA device (hard drive enclosure, etc.) to the provided eSATA port which is an extension of the motherboard SATA data connector. Designed to take advantage of the increased data integrity provided by external hard drives or RAID devices that support eSATA connections, the eSATA SATA adapter supports data transfer rates of up to 6Gbps and is backed by StarTech.com's Lifetime Warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Inexpensive and does what it is intended to\\n\\nReview: What can I say about this adapter? It does what it says it will do, and it does it well. It's a low cost way to get an external sata port into a desktop that doesn't have one. I have an older system that doesn't have one. i also have an external sata docking station that uses usb or esata. The usb on my system is only 2.0, and is slow as heck on transfer speeds. I saw this lil doodad and thought I would give it a try.\\n\\nYou just plug the included cord into an empty sata connector on your motherboard, and slide the bracket into your case. Some cases don't require screws for the bracket, others like mine did. That's the only con I can think f, I had to use one of my own extra case screws. But other than that, works great.\\n\\nOne thing to remember is that Esata is not like usb. If you plug in an Esata device while your system is on, it won't be recognized like usb would. You need to have the external docking station or device turned on and ready before you turn on or boot your computer for it to be seen by your system. I'm going by how Windows does it. I haven't tried it with Linux yet. Windows 8.1 and 10 work fine with it.\",\n \"Product: The NETGEAR Powerline AV+ 200 Adapter Kit extends your Internet access to any electrical outlet for desktop PCs, gaming consoles and set-top boxes. It offers easy, plug-and-play setup and provides faster speeds for applications such as multiplayer online gaming. Extra outlet ensures you have room to plug in a power strip for all your home office or home theater devices. Extend your network - Extend Internet access throughout your home to any electrical outlet for desktop PCs, gaming consoles and set-top boxes Plug-and-Play - Sets up in minutes, no need to configure or install software High-speed connections - Speeds up to 200 Mbps enable Internet applications such as multiplayer gaming Push-and-Secure - Secures the Powerline network connection with the touch of a button, no need to remember passwords Pick-a-Plug - Automatically tests the connection at any electrical outlet to ensure the highest possible performance Extra Outlet - Noise filtering socket for use with additional devices\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good solution to a common problem.\\n\\nReview: This kit works pretty well for those that need to get internet access to devices in your home without having to run additional cables, or relying on an iffy or slow wifi connection.\\n\\nYou plug one unit into an ac outlet near your router, then run an included cable from it to your router. You then plug the other unit into an ac outlet near the device you want to hook up to the internet such as your computer, gaming console, tv etc..... and plug another included cable from the unit to your device.\\n\\nYou are now hooked up and ready to go. The speed is very quick, and it works with any outlet in the house. You can even hook up more units if need be to get to other devices.\\n\\nThis works great if you have a large house, multi floors, or other issues which would prevent wifi from getting to your devices, and some devices don't have a wifi connection anyway. If you have to have an internet cable hooked up, this will be what you need and get the job done well.\\n\\nThe one bad thing I can say about these units is that they need to be plugged into the ac outlet directly. They can't be plugged into a power strip. You can plug a powerstrip into the unit itself, it does have a pass through outlet. But the downside is these units then aren't surge protected. They would take the hit first.\\n\\nSo if your not in an area prone to lightning strikes or big power surges, this kit is ideal for you.\",\n \"Product: Tenda W311MI 150Mbps Wireless N Pico USB Adapter, Blister Pack. 1x 2dBi Fixed Internal PCB Antenna; Frequency - 2.4GHz.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works great and has all available bands at this current time\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty nice wifi dongle. It's inexpensive, and does the job for me. I have this on the lil woman's desktop, which is running Windows 7 on a Dell that is a little old and only has usb 2. We are using a cellular hotspot so we need wifi for our desktops. The dongle she had before just used 2.4 ghz band, and the 5 ghz is faster, but has a shorter range. So I jumped at the chance to get this for her since my desktop has a 5 ghz capability and my android phone does as well.\\n\\nWe are using the N band and now only 5 ghz. It is technically twice as fast as the 2.4 ghz. Although I don't think we can push that fast a speed to our router. But we also get less interference, and the router is on my desk, so the shorter range on 5 ghz is no issue for us.\\n\\nI didn't bother installing the drivers from the included disk. I just went straight to the website and downloaded the driver from there so I knew it was the newest. The one odd thing in my opinion is that the instructions offered a tip to use the included extension cable instead of just plugging the dongle directly into the usb port on the computer. When dealing with antennas or wifi, or pretty much anything with wires, the shorter is always better. You get less signal loss. So I was surprised to see they recommend using the extension. Maybe to get less interference from the computer, I don't know for sure. But I used the cable as suggested, and it was recognized and driver installed just fine. I can notice a little more quickness on the connection and it hasn't dropped that I can tell, so this dongle is cool by me.\",\n \"Product: SDHC Class10 compliant. Fully compatible with the SD 2.0 Standard. Supports Micro SDHC devices and cardreader. Combined with a SDHC adapter can be used as standard SDHC memory card. Supports Content Protection for Recordable Media (CPRM). Security level complies with Secure Digital Music Initiative (SDMI). Compliant with RoHS requirement. An Amazon Brand.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great product at a good price\\n\\nReview: There is nothing not to like about this product. 16 GB is nothing to sneeze at in a package this small. If you have a device that uses the tiny microSDHC card, this is plenty fast enough and enough capacity to make it worth getting.\\n\\nI use it mainly in my digital camera with the included SD adapter. It's fast, I can record long videos, and can take pictures for months without having to download and empty it.\\n\\nIt's also fast enough to use as extra memory in your laptop as well. When I popped it in my laptop, I got the option to use it with Readyboost, which means it will be used as more memory for your computer. Not all memory cards are fast enough for this, apparently this one is. Nice bonus if needed.\",\n \"Product: Audiophile Desktop Speaker System with DAC\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best sound I've heard in a long time\\n\\nReview: Yes these are expensive, but the sound emanating from these desktop speakers is second to none. I consider myself an audiophile, and my past thinking was that speakers had to be big to sound awesome. That's not the case anymore. These sound spectacular, and are really cool looking on the desk on either side of my monitor.\\n\\nThe heavy brushed aluminum bases keep these from dancing off the desk, and help push the bass through your furniture to sound bigger. I love thumping bass along with my crisp highs, and although these are small in size, they deliver a wallop as is. The ability to add a sub woofer is pretty cool, not really needed, but if desired, the option is there.\\n\\nThe only thing missing is bluetooth capability, but I won't cry over it. You can still plug in anything with an earphone out, or usb. I will be cranking these up for many a year.....\",\n \"Product: Turtle Beach Impact 100 Gaming Keyboard for PC and Mac\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Solid keyboard, a bit pricey, designed for gamers not typists\\n\\nReview: This is the lower end of the 3 (at this time) different models of keyboards that Turtle Beach are introducing. They are well known for their headsets and sound cards, and seem to be branching out. In my opinion, so far it's hit and miss.\\n\\nThis keyboard as I previously mentioned is the lower cost of the 3. It is your basic keyboard layout, without being cluttered up with a bunch of 'shortcut keys' that I never use. It's got 4 indicator lights, the usual numlock and capslock, as well as a scrlk and a winlk. It's heavier than your average keyboard, seems more solid, and they say the imprint on the keys won't rub off which is nice, since I'm not a touch typist and need to look at the keys now and again, even while gaming. They are labeled nice and big in white on the black keys so they can be seen easily. It is not backlit, except for a logo on the spacebar, so if you game in complete darkness you might have a little issue, maybe not, your milage will vary.\\n\\nThey are marketing this as being in between a mechanical and a membrane type keyboard, I think it definitely leans towards feeling like a membrane. It doesn't have any mechanical clicky feel at all. The keys do seem relatively firm, but nothing game changing. It says it comes with a braided usb cord, which a lot of people assume means the outside of the cord would be braided. It really means it uses a braided shield under the outside wire instead of just foil, which does provide better shielding against signal loss and interference. I didn't slice mine open to see if it was true, we'll have to take their word for that.\\n\\nBeing the entry level option, it has no extras like backlighting, extra usb slots etc like the higher end models have. It is designed for gamers, and the biggest feature for them/us is that you can press up to 30 keys at a time and have them all register. I don't know anyone who would or could do that, but it will assure you that playing with 2 hands on the keyboard and pressing multiple combo keys at once will be recognized. Most keyboards will register an certain number of keys being pressed at tone time, and could be an issue for serious gamers. That seems to be it's only really unique function to me.\\n\\nThe only downside I see is the lack of a backlight for the keys, and the price. At it's $60 introductory price, seems a bit much for what your getting. Maybe if it lasts for 5 to 10 years with no letters rubbing off and no keypress degradation, it could be a value, but only time will tell on that front. Still, a solid keyboard, you could pay more, you could pay less. It does look kinda cool with the red trim and spacebar logo, but my system is blue accented so it looks out of place.\",\n \"Product: The Power line 1200 extends your wired network at 1.2Gbps speeds with Home plug AV2 MIMO. Add up to 16 adapters to expand your network. Pick-a-plug LED provides the highest possible performance and it sets up in minutes, no need to install software. It secures the network with a touch of a button.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy to install and use, works great, could be less filling......\\n\\nReview: I rarely give 5 stars to a product unless it really is a great product. This one fits the bill. It beats the hell out of running 100 foot cables, switches, extra routers and more equipment to get internet to a device or computer that is in a dead zone for wifi, or too far away for a single easy cable run.\\n\\nWe have our router at one end of our long ranch style house, close to the bedrooms/computer rooms. They seem to get the 'N' wifi just fine. At the other end of the house, and the garage that's been converted to a den/playroom, different story. Too far to get a reliable signal, and too far to run a cable, switch/hub/2nd router etc. Brick walls and metal soffets or whatever the heck they are called block and/or send the signal elsewhere.\\n\\nAs others have noted, these are really easy to install and use. Plug into wall outlet near routere, plug in provided ethernet cable. Go other end where you need the internet device/computer, do the same. Bing Bang Boom, instant connection. It's fast enough to deliver video and music from my network storage device plugged into the router with no skips, stutters or pauses. I don't have a fast enough connection to test the 1200 Mbps speed claim, we're rural and have a Verizon LTE connection at the house, and only a 2-3 bar signal at that. But as I said, no stutter or pauses, and things load as quickly if not quicker than the 'N' wifi connection the other rooms have.\\n\\nOnly downside (as others have also stated), needs to go into the wall outlet, and usually blocks the other plug.\",\n \"Product: Developed by the most awarded SSD brand of all time, OCZ Vector 180 SSDs offer the be-all and end-all of feature-sets for the most demanding users who won't settle for anything but the best. Featuring enhanced performance, reliability, and endurance, the Vector 180 series provides a flash storage solution second to none. It's everything you know about SSDs, but better. Vector 180 was designed to redefine best-in-class storage and built to excel in high-end computing environments. Only the fastest boot ups, file transfers, and system responsiveness are acceptable for Vector 180 users. Say goodbye to every form of storage lag and get a computing experience worthy of your time. With superior reliability in mind, Vector 180 SSDs feature Power Failure Management (PFM) to protect the drive in the event of system power loss, ensuring you're up and running again in no time. Vector 180 offers real world performance that you won't get with any other solution. No fancy behind-the-scenes tricks, just pure storage performance. With Toshiba technology built into every drive, each Vector 180 SSD is engineered for superior quality as well as durability with its premium alloy housing.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Priced a little high, but Quality has it's price. Works great in Linux!\\n\\nReview: This is the first SSD I've had the chance to own and review. I have an older desktop, from 2009 that only supports SATA II, so I can't get the full speed that this drive is capable of. I definitely notice a speed difference though. I am running Linux Mint 17.3 on it, which is inherently quicker than windows anyway, but I do notice the difference between the SSD cached mechanical drive I was using and this one.\\n\\nI have taken a few measures to help prolong the life of the drive. Excessive writing to disk wears SSD's out faster, so I disabled my browser cache. You can point it to a different drive as well, in Windows the path commands are easy, I still haven't got it down with Linux yet, so I do without the cache. I also disabled some other writing activities. This drive says it will last at least 5 years, and that's with an average of 55,000 disk writes a day I believe it was. That's a lot better than a few years ago for SSD's in general. This OCZ model does seem to be heavier duty that your average SSD as well.\\n\\nIt should, it costs a lot more than most. I can find a budget SSD with twice the capacity for about the same price. This is built better than most, it comes in a metal case, not plastic, which might help for heat dissapation, but otherwise doesn't matter in my opinion, other than it seems heavier, and gives the impression of being sturdier and more tough. It comes with a metal bracket to mount it in a 3.5\\\" bay in the desktop which is a nice plus. Even most after market brackets are plastic.\\n\\nAs I mentioned, I'm using it with Linux with zero problems at all. Modern Linux OS's enable TRIM by default, so that your drive doesn't get full or fragmented. If I was still running Windows, I would mount just the OS on it, but Linux only takes about 9 gigs, so I use it for the entire file system, and download and store files on a separate SSD cached mechanical drive. It all works great.\\n\\nI would have given it 5 stars, but the price is a bit high, but for those that want quality and don't mind paying extra for it, this will fit the bill. It has Toshiba memory in it, since they bought OCZ, and their SSD Guru monitoring program comes in Linux version too.\",\n \"Product: WD Blue Solid State Hybrid Drives (SSHD) combine a generous amount of NAND flash SSD technology and massive HDD storage capacity into a single drive. WD engineers team up the best of SSD and HDD to produce a hybrid that can increase overall system performance - resulting in quicker system boots, faster application loads, and improved responsiveness when compared to traditional hard drives.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheaper than an SSD, not as fast, but faster than a regular mechanical\\n\\nReview: I like this drive. It has a good amount of storage for a laptop size drive, and the 8 GB of SSD memory does indeed speed up some programs. I replaced a 320 GB totally mechanical drive in my laptop with this one, thus increasing storage tremendously and getting the advantage of the hybrid 8 GB SSD feature. As time goes by it 'learns' what programs you use most and pops them into the 8 GB memory so they load much faster. For most people this is the OS, Windows, Linux, Mac's OS, whatever you use. It does boot up much quicker, and some of the other things I use all the time load quicker too, like my Thunderbird Email Client, and the Cyberfox (64 bit compiled version of Firefox) browser.\\n\\nI did get to try one of these from another manufacturer awhile back, pretty sure it was a Seagate. Worked fine for awhile, but then it just seemed to stop occasionally, as in not being able to be read from, and locking up the whole system. Sometimes a reboot would come back on, other times a few reboots. It just got annoying, so I pulled it out of my desktop where I was testing it, and tossed it in a desk drawer, maybe for backup of NOT important files, or for a semi portable transfer drive. But I don't trust it.\\n\\nI've only used this WD for about a month, so more time will tell if it's more dependable. I've always had good experiences with WD, let's hope it continues. I cloned my old drive onto this one, so if it does fail I can still plug my old one back in, and keep going.\",\n \"Product: The Panasonic rp-hje120b Bluetooth Ergo Fit earbud headphones with Microphone and call controller are the perfect combination of style, comfort, functionality and most of all, high-quality sound. The in-line microphone on the cord of earbud headphones is used for answering calls or voice commands; compatible with iPhone, Android, BlackBerry* and Bluetooth** capable devices. Earbuds with three sets of ear pads (S/M/L included), provide a custom, comfortable ergonomic fit that won't slip out. Choose from four (4) vivid color options with color-matching earbuds, headphone cord and call controller to best complement your personal style and mood. Large 9mm drivers with neodymium magnets along with a wide frequency response and smart ergonomic fit earbuds deliver dynamic, crystal-clear sound while helping to keep out unwanted outside noise. Stereo headset tonally balanced audio with crisp highs and deep low notes, plus wider frequency response and lively sound quality for recorded audio. Long, 3.6-Ft headphone cord threads comfortably through clothing and bags making it easy to connect. disclaimer: * iPhone is a trademark of Apple, Registered in the US. And other countries. The trademark Blackberry is owned by research in motion limited and is registered in the United States and may be pending or registered in other countries. Panasonic is not endorsed, sponsored, affiliated with or otherwise authorized by research in motion limited. Android is a trademark of Google ** the Bluetooth word mark and logos are registered trademarks owned by the Bluetooth SIG, And any use of such marks by Panasonic Corporation is under license\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent bass for a $40 set of earbuds\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty cool set of what they call in ear headphones. Which means they are ear buds. They do have really good bass response, which is one reason I usually don't like earbuds. Most are too tinny with no bass. These have plenty, with enough highs so they don't sound muddy either. They come with 3 sizes of ear cusions, so you can find one that fits comfortably in your ears. The middle size that came on them works fine for me.\\n\\nThey recharge via usb cable. It is VERY short, about 3-4 inches. Fine to plug into a laptop, when I plug them into my desktop I have to do some creative draping over my case to keep them off the floor. They will probably work fine with an AC/USB charger also.\\n\\nThe only downside is they have just a 4 to 4 1/2 hour charge. Long enough for me, so far anyway. But they won't last a full day out in the world before needing a charge. They do have a quickcharge feature that will give you a couple hours of use with about 30 minutes charge.\\n\\nI like the volume control, and they do also let you make and receive phone calls while listening to music, but I haven't tried that feature myself.\",\n \"Product: Perfect for dorms and apartments close to metropolitan areas, Mohu Basic 25 is the best value for a basic indoor antenna. The Mohu Basic 25 TV antenna can receive free broadcast High Definition TV signals from Over-the-Air broadcasters in crystal clear 1080 HD. It's a fast and easy introduction to the world of Free TV. Place the Basic 25 indoor HDTV antenna high on the wall, plug it into the back of your TV, and scan with your television. This digital TV antenna has a small design that delivers full 1080p HD to any digital-ready television. The combination of its unobtrusive design and powerful reception capabilities make the Mohu Basic 25 HDTV antenna a top choice in any home. There are no exposed or distracting television antenna parts. The Mohu Basic 25 HD antenna for TV can be easily hidden behind a bookshelf, or television. An ideal digital antenna for HDTV, Basic 25 is a great solution for those looking to cut the cable cord.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good for major cities, not good for rural locations\\n\\nReview: This antenna did not work so well for me. I have to say that this is mostly due to where I live, and the application I tried with it. If you live in a major city, this will probably be fine for you. My situation is much different.\\n\\nI live very rural, and the closest tv stations I could possibly get are 25-30 miles away. I was hoping with some good luck and some minor tweaking I could receive some tv signal with this antenna. I could not. I extended the wire on the antenna, raised it much higher than it's standard length, and even tried it outside in different positions. No go for me.\\n\\nBut as I say, in major cities you should get good signal reception with this item.\",\n \"Product: 8-Inch hook and loop with a tensile strength of 50-lb. This pack of 10 Blue reusable fasteners are made of a nylon fabric and are great for smaller projects around the home and office.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice product, reusable and strong\\n\\nReview: This is a nifty little item. You can't go wrong with these. They are reusable, which easily justifies the little bit more expensive price compared to the plastic zip ties. Those are cheaper, but they are 'use once, and cut off if you need to add or adjust' to whatever you've wrapped.\\n\\nI use these for the always unruly wires to and from our desktops. I seem to be always adding a cable, and the lil woman is always rearranging things, moving them about, (just for moving them around purposes), and it's nice to be able to rip these open, add or remove wires, reposition, and close back up. Can't do that with zip ties, gotta cut em, then toss em and use new ones.\\n\\nThese are a nice length, I haven't tried to wrap more than they can handle, but it you want to, they do 'chain' together easily, and strong as well, the hook and loop holds them together very firmly. The lil woman has got creative with hers and has made 2 loops out of the same piece, just for decorative sake as far as I can tell, although she keeps a wifi dongle cord in one of the loops, so when she wants it for her laptop, she can just pull that one loose and the rest of the wires stay secure in the other one.\",\n \"Product: Gators G-LCD-TOTE-MD is a heavy-duty Nylon bag with a soft Tricot lined interior specifically designed to protect and carry screens from 27 to 32. The LCD Tote Bag features 25mm of thick PE foam padding on all sides and a polyethylene reinforced front to provide additional protection for the screen. The G-LCD-TOTE-MD utilizes a dual zippered design allowing you to easily load and unload the screen. You wont get stranded without your cables and accessories with this tote bag by using the large exterior storage pocket which includes a clear vinyl window for a business card or identity information. Lastly, the G-LCD-TOTE Series provides you with durable Nylon web carry handles and an adjustable, removable padded shoulder strap for a comfortable, secure solution. Interior Dimensions: 30.4x18.5x3.22\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great case for protecting tv/monitor\\n\\nReview: This is a very sturdy case. I like the fact that has good firm padding in it to protect the screen from damage. It feels like a Styrofoam type of material. I wouldn't entrust it to airlines baggage handling, but for loading up and carrying your tv or monitor around yourself, it's very safe. I like that it has handles to carry, and a shoulder strap.\\n\\nWhen I first got it and opened the box to take it out, I thought it was stuffed with cardboard or something it was so solid. But nope! That's the firm padding in it. If you have a need for this case, you won't be disappointed at all. I am able to fit our 32\\\" Sylvania tv in it and it's snug as a bug in a firmly padded rug.\",\n \"Product: 500GB Portable Slim Drive for MAC, Seagate Dashboard pre-loaded on drive, USB 3.0 interface adapter, 18-inch USB 3.0 cable.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works well for me on my Windows PC's with a driver or re format\\n\\nReview: This thing has been working fine for me for many months now. I use it on a PC, I formatted it since it's formatted for MAC out of the box. My PC only has USB 2.0, so it's not as fast as it could be, but is plenty quick enough. I leave it plugged in all the time, I use it for storage of music and video files, and as an occasional backup of my system.\\n\\nI have another one that I use for a laptop, also not a MAC. This one I didn't re format, I downloaded the driver that the manual said was available to use with windows, and the lil woman uses it to store her pictures that she photoshops and makes cards and stuff with. It works just fine for her too. The only downside is I can't just plug it into my pc unless I install the same driver, but I don't need to, so I haven't.\\n\\nThe only complaint would be I wish it were bigger, and that we had usb 3.0 to get faster speeds, but neither of those is the drives fault.\",\n \"Product: USB flash drives allow you to save documents, share photos, music, videos and more. The handy USB flash drive is available in a lightweight metal casing and is a great accessory for slim notebooks and tablets. Its small, cap less design can easily be attached to a keychain or elsewhere for accessibility and safety.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Older tech, usb 2.0 so it's slower than 3.0\\n\\nReview: This is a decent flash drive. It's nothing spectacular, or ground breaking to be sure. It's best feature is that it is very small. If you don't put it on a keyring or something, it could easily get lost. It does come in a couple of different colors too, if that matters to you.\\n\\nIt is USB 2.0, so it is not very speedy. If you have a computer made in the last few years or so, you have usb 3.0 slots, and the transfer speeds are tremendously faster on 3.0. The claim is 10 times faster compared to 2.0. All my computers are old, and have 2.0 usb ports, so this works fine for me. I could probably speed it up by enabling write cache on it, but I'd rather be a little slower on transfers, and not have to worry about 'safely removing' the device. I have killed flash drives in the past by just pulling them out without 'safely removing' them from the control panel, and it gets old.\\n\\nSo bottom line, it's older tech, a bit slow, but works as well as you can get for usb 2.0.\",\n \"Product: Fruit of the loom men's boxer briefs were designed with comfort in mind. The secure fit leg design eliminates ride-up to prevent distracting adjustments throughout the day. The fly provides support and the non-binding waistband will keep you comfortable in every situation. These boxer briefs are also tag free which eliminates the annoying itching and scratching for all day comfort.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Comfy and sized larger than they say\\n\\nReview: These are some nice briefs if you like these type. I would agree with all the other comments that say these run bigger than the size marked. I usually use a 40-42, got the 36-38 and they fit fine. Well, sorta fine. They aren't tight at all, still a little loose. But that could be my weird body.\\n\\nThey hold up well after a few washings so far. They are comfy enough, and not tight and pinching at the waist. The 2 colors of grey and black are neutral enough for anything, and they aren't too long.\\n\\nMy lower stars rating is for the odd sizing, if one doesn't read the reviews and orders their usual size, they won't fit.\",\n \"Product: 1680d polyester double gusset top zip ez scan computer backpack. 1680d polyester exterior with leather-like pu trim and fully lined interior. Double gusset, expandable top zip construction with ez-scan feature. Expansion feature for added carrying capacity. Size: 17.0 inch h x 13.0 inch w x 8.25 - 9.5 inch d. Easy access zipper pocket and soft lined zipper pocket to hold digital media or other valuables. Front zip down pocket includes an extensive organizer that will hold a variety of business essentials and includes a removable zippered accessory pouch. Designed with checkpoint friendly/ez-scan feature which complies with tsa guidelines so your laptop does not need to be removed when passing through airport security checkpoints, allowing you to get on your way faster. Front compartment contains a padded iPad/tablet pocket, a full length open top pocket, and a zippered mesh pocket. Ez-scan section includes three zippered organizer pockets. Rear compartment is padded to hold most laptops with up to a 15.6 inch screen. High tech double density foam padding for extra laptop protection. Side exterior features a zipper pocket and a mesh open top beverage holster. Padded top handle and air mesh back panel that will attach to most luggage upright handles for hands free carrying. Ergonomic adjustable backpack straps with sternum strap.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality, good brand\\n\\nReview: This is a very nice backpack for your laptop and other items. It doesn't have any flashy tags, colors or emblems to scream out \\\"Hey lookit me! I look expensive and probably have an expensive laptop in here! Grab me and run!\\\" The zippers are nice and don't seem like they will catch and tear the bag anywhere. I couldn't fit my 17\\\" HP in it, but the wife's 15.6\\\" Dell fit nicely. It does have dimensions that told me a 17\\\" wouldn't fit, but hey, never hurts to try.\\n\\nHeavy duty and comfy, the only downside is that it is a bit pricey, but a lot of times you do get what you pay for, and quality is not cheap these days.\",\n \"Product: LIFE 8 XL focused on design, functionality and performance available in 5 vibrant colors. With a 5.5 \\\"screen 720x1280 pixels and Android V4.4 Kit Kat OS upgradeable to Lollipop 5.0, 1.4 GHz Octa-Core processor with Mali 450 GPU. 8MP autofocus camera with 2MP Front camera.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great value, great features, why spend $600+ for a phone?\\n\\nReview: I will have to say I am impressed with this phone/tablet, or phablet as the kids call em these days. To be honest, it is the first smartphone I have used. Yes, I am old, and my feature phones that just does phone calls and the occasional texts are fine with me. I don't need to constantly be in contact with my small circle of acquaintances, the occasional phone call or visit is plenty. I don't have a huge monthly bill either, pay as you go is fine by me.\\n\\nWhen I was offered this phone I did want to try it out and see what all the hub bub with smartphones is about. It's unlocked so I could get a sim from any carrier to try it out, or just stick with the wifi. I got the little woman a cheap little $40 tablet a few years back, and I figured at the least, this could be my smaller tablet.\\n\\nIt comes with 2 sim card slots, so you can use 2 carriers, useful if you travel within the US, or you could pop in an international sim if you leave our borders. The GSM network limitation however means no Verizon or Sprint, or any of the MVNO's that use their networks, like Boost, FreedomPop, Virgin, etc. Kind of a shame, since I live kinda rural and it seems like Sprint is the only service that gets 1 sometimes 2, and frequently 0 bars of signal. And it doesn't support LTE from anyone, it will do 4G, but only the HSPA flavor, and 3G no problem.\\n\\nYou can use Straight Talk sims with this phone, if it's ATT or Tmobile. That's another reason I wanted to try it out. When we go camping or extended visits I thought I'd pay for a month of service and be able to tether our laptops to it for emails and what have you. I have yet to do that, but it seems it would be no problem.\\n\\nI have connected it via wifi at the house, and after updating the Hangouts app and getting the Hangouts Dialer app, I can now make voice calls and text using my Google Voice number. Pretty handy and the quality is as good as the internet connection is. Put a few games on it and they play well. As some have mentioned, the speaker is kinda weak, and I refuse to use the included earbuds. I just don't like ANY earbuds and I've had expensive ones. Don't like the way they feel in my ears, don't like the sound they try to make.\\n\\nThis phone comes with all the goodies you normally would buy extra. The mentioned earbuds, a silicone case (the back is slippery plastic, so this is a plus), the usb cord and charger, and a screen protector. I like it has a removable battery, can be replaced when it no longer will charge.\\n\\nThere is very little documentation, had to figure out how to pull the back off, which was scary, didn't want to break it right out of the box, but it comes off and goes on easily enough. Putting in the micro sd card was a bit of a hassle. It didn't seem to fit, until I noticed on the metal bracket little arrows saying lock one way and unlock the other. Spoiler alert, slide it with your fingernail in the unlock direction, lift up metal clip, drop in sd card connector side down, close clip and slide in lock direction. I pulled the 16 gig one I had in the tablet and used it, the phone wouldn't mount it, kept saying it was blank. What it really meant was it needed to format it for it's use, but this took a bit of poking around in the online manual to figure out where to find this.\\n\\nAll in all a pretty great value for the money, I don't know how much better a $600 + phone can be other than more memory or faster processors, or maybe better cameras, but this does everything an android should do, and does it plenty fine.\",\n \"Product: The permanent marker with a split personality, Sharpie Chisel Tip Permanent Markers have a versatile tip that makes both broad and fine strokes--so you can express yourself any way you want. Bold to the max and permanent to the core, Sharpie Permanent Markers inspire you to transform ordinary surfaces into passionately creative statements. Made to write practically everywhere, vivid Sharpie markers eliminate dull and boring. The original permanent marker, Sharpie has iconic ink that dries quickly and resists both water and fading. While pale imitations wither away, Sharpie markers make creations that endure.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A good value, a good product, and you can never have too many Sharpies\\n\\nReview: How can you go wrong with the Sharpie brand?? They are ageless, and have always been the standard for markers. I can remember those short fat markers that smelled pretty intensely when you used them, but they felt good in the hand, and did what markers are supposed to do. Make bold easily seen lines for signs, posters, etc.\\n\\nThese new editions don't have that odor, and the chisel tips make for a variety of strokes, from fine to thick. These are kinda fat still, but they are not round, they are kinda flat on 2 sides, so easier to grip and control. These colors are different from the usual ones as well, not bright and neon like, they have other pens for that. These are more muted, almost pastel. The yellow is not good for highlighting, if you want to do that you should get a highliter. These make colors on a variety of surfaces, and is permanent to boot.\\n\\nA good value, a good product, and you can never have too many Sharpies.....\",\n \"Product: The Turtle Beach Large (13.78x9.84) TRACTION Premium Textured Control Surface Mousepad for PC and Mac features a high-quality textured weave surface for maximum control, critical to a player's success. Built to stay in place with an anti-slip rubber base and constructed to last with anti-fraying stitched edges, the TRACTION mousepad ensures you get the best performance possible from your mouse. TRACTION is available in four sizes to suit your desktop layout including a Wide version large enough to provide a surface for a mouse, keyboard and gaming keypad.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice size, and doesn't slip on the desk\\n\\nReview: This is a really nice mouse pad. I tend to favor overly large pads, because while gaming you can get to the edges of a 'standard' size pad far too often. This one has a nice texture to it, on both sides actually. It doesn't slide on my desk as I try to use it, like my present cheapie one does, and the mouse glides over it well and the cursor tracks accurately.\\n\\nIt matches the trim on the Turtle Beach Impact 100 keyboard I just got as well. The only caveat is it's a little pricey, but it feels quality made, says it won't fray on the edges and so far I hasve no reason to believe it will. So it should last a long time.\\n\\nI have used dozens of mouse pads in my computing history, from hard plastic, to paper thin, to thick cushiony..... this one is so far one of the better ones.\",\n \"Product: Dedicated to Support the Business Owner in You\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice printer with nice functions\\n\\nReview: I like this printer. It is aimed at small business, home business, etc. Doesn't mean you can't use it for a home power user. The 2 paper trays are nice. I put plain paper in one, and can use the other for envelopes, card stock, photo paper, etc.\\n\\nThe printer is fast, and prints sharp clear sheets. It's not a photo printer, but color charts, graphs, logos all look sharp and neat. Photo printers have 2 extra colors to make the prints pop. This doesn't use 6 colors, but prints decent enough photos when you need to.\\n\\nThe ink is a little expensive as most printer mfg ink is. It's a new model, so at the time I write this I haven't seen 'generic' ink for it yet, but when it's available, the cost per page will go down dramatically, and lower cost is always a good thing.\",\n \"Product: A true modern beauty, the CobraCo Contemporary Round Fire Pit will add a refined warmth to your outdoor area. This fire bowl has a sleek metal finish and black powder-coated legs. This fire bowl comes with a heavy duty spark guard cover to prevent sparks and ash from blowing, a protective vinyl cover for protection from the elements when not in use and a spark guard removal tool that allows you to safely remove the spark guard during a fire. This mission-inspired fire bowl adds a classic beauty and warmth to your backyard area.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Pretty much like most say..... it's cheaply made\\n\\nReview: I wish I could say this is a good value for the money, and is worth getting, but as most other reviewers have said, it's cheaply made with little to no quality control.\\n\\nI like that it black and silver, as opposed to the gold or bronze colored bowls. That's about the only good thing I can say about it. If I saw it on sale at one of the *mart stores for $40-$50 it might be something to purchase, but I can't see how they can ask over $200 for it.\\n\\nIt's wobbly, ill fitting parts don't impress, and the fact they tell you in the instructions NOT to use it on a deck will actually anger a lot of people. I guess the stainless steel is too thin, or conducts heat more than it blocks it, so maybe they are afraid of it either collapsing on your deck and setting it ablaze, or spontaneously combusting the deck below it.\\n\\nDon't get it for a gift for someone you like, or they may come after you.... and not in a good way.\",\n \"Product: WindyNations P30L solar charge controller is a premium grade PWM solar controller. The digital display provides all necessary solar system information and also serves as a user interface for adjusting the charge controllers settings. It is the perfect solar charge controller for an RV, boat, small cabin or any other off-grid installation, where user configurability and system information is important.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great customer support from the US, quality made unit that does what it's supposed to\\n\\nReview: I did a lot of research on solar equipment. I wanted to have a portable 1 panel setup to use with our van when we went boondocking/camping. Batteries get expensive, kerosene and other fuel lamps also get expensive, smelly, inconvenient, and not as much light where you need it and when you need it.\\n\\nI was going to settle for a cheap $20-$30 unit from China, but reading so many reviews and articles about how that's really not a good idea, I decided not to do that. I mean, when you think about it, I was going to spend $200 on a good panel, at least $125 on a decent deep cycle battery, and I was going to trust all that to a cheap $25 charge controller that is supposed to control, regulate and protect all that?\\n\\nI went with this WindyNation unit because it's got great reviews all over the place, and has a built in display. I don't have a multimeter or voltmeter, and didn't really want to get one just to see how the system was working, so paying a few dollars more for a CC that has one was fine for me. This display does tell you everything you want to know about the system with a push of a button to cycle through all the different input and output measurements. Pretty handy. And the digits are plenty big enough for these old eyes to read without needing my reading spectacles.\\n\\nAnother reason for choosing this unit is it's from a company that is in the USA. If you have questions or issues, there is a phone number where someone will actually answer the phone, speak to you in English that you can understand, and walk you through any issues you may have. I contacted them through email a couple of times before purchasing with some questions about their product and my applications and was answered the next day for one, and same day with another.\\n\\nThe unit gets a little warm when using, to be expected, but the metal heat sink fins on the bottom do a good job of keeping it cool enough. Plastic housing for the rest of it, but that cheap brittle stuff you get from knock offs, it seems like it will stand up to many years of use.\\n\\nI did end up purchasing this CC through their website instead of here on Amazon because it was a little cheaper, and I also got some bare wire from them as well which was much cheaper than anywhere else I could find. That and the having phone and email support that you can actually use and understand is a big plus.\",\n \"Product: Wellness Kittles Grain Free Natural Cat Treats, Chicken & Cranberries Recipe are irresistibly tasty, 100% all-natural wheat free, grain free crunchy treats made in USA only. These natural crunchy dental cat treats not only are as tasty as they are healthy, but have a crunchy texture that helps to clean your cat's teeth. Each all-natural treat bite is packed with big taste from whole-food ingredients like chicken, cranberries and blueberries. With nothing artificial and under 2 calories each, you can show your cat extra love with Wellness Kittles natural cat treats.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: 3 out of 5 cats like them at this household\\n\\nReview: I like the fact that healthy food and treats are filtering to our pets. It's taken long enough for our food to get healthier and less processed. These treats only get 3 stars from me because out of the 5 cats who grace us with their presence, only 3 of the 5 will eat these. They gobble em up and want more, which is good, but since it is a treat, they just get 3-4 at a time. The other 2 felines won't even touch them. They look at em, look at me with that 'why are you giving me a rock' look. Then they look at em again since I shoved em more under their face, maybe sniff at it once ot twice, look at me disdainfully again, and walk away, usually to their food and start eating.\\n\\nOh well, too bad for them I guess. So 3 out of 5 cats recommend them, so 3 out of 5 stars it is.\",\n \"Product: IRIS 7-Tier Cat Tree Condo has sturdy wood components and heavy-duty hardware. The IRIS 7-Tier Cat Tree Condo is built to give many years of safe, playful fun. It assembles in minutes, and will provide a great space for your cat friend to explore and play. Cleanup is easy with a soft brush or vacuum.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sturdy and tall! 6 feet tall!\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty big cat tree. It's 6 feet tall. The instructions that come with it are very sparse and not easy to follow at all. Just a single double sided sheet with no words, just diagrams. I guess that does avoid the english/gibberish translations that are even more confusing.\\n\\nTook about 1 1/2 hours to get it put together, with just a few restarts. It is pretty sturdy once it all gets screwed together. The carpeting isn't real thick on it, but it is very soft. The two dangling mouse toys have made it through 3 days and nights of being attacked so far, longer than I would have thought.\\n\\nThe cats we have here are enjoying it a lot. Running around, up and down, leaping from platform to platform, it's pretty funny to watch at times. They also love to sleep in it once they've tired themselves out and can't take no more. The included pictures will show you how they like it.\",\n \"Product: TEKTON 30603 Fiberglass Handle Rubber Mallet, 16-Ounce\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice feel and heft to it, and it's colorful\\n\\nReview: This is a pretty good mallet. It;s not as big and heavy as a 32 oz, but it feels solid and hefty in the hand. It looks pretty cool too with it's multi colored color scheme. The black side is supposedly softer than the white, by touching it, you can't really tell that. But when you smack on a few things, it does feel like it delivers less of a thump.\\n\\nThe textured grip feels good, and it won't slip easily from your grip. It didn't leave any marks when I used it to bang on the window air conditioner that started making noise. Should last a lot longer than a traditional wood handle version, and is easier to find on a job site since it won't blend in to wood and tiles....\",\n \"Product: This 6-Piece Ratcheting Bar Clamp and Spreader Set comes with nylon non marring pads to protect and grip work firmly.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent quality if you don't expect too much\\n\\nReview: If this is the pro series, I'd hate to see the standard issue. These clamps/spreaders work well enough, but limit them to light to medium duty tasks.\\n\\nThey do come in a huge package, would be great for a gift as it would be one of the largest presents in the pack and would inspire excitement, even once opened. Just hope they use em later, so they don't bitch about the quality to your face in front of your friends... lol....\\n\\nThey are definitely usable and not as bad as junk at the dollar store, and will undoubtedly come in handy for some things. I've used a couple small ones to glue some laminate back down off a desktop for instance... haven't got to use the big daddies yet.\",\n \"Product: \\\"New! Spark imaginations with the LeapPad Glo learning tablet from LeapFrog, makers of the #1 kids' learning tablets. LeapPad Glo is a 5\\\" tablet for ages 3 to 9 with 9 included apps.LeapPad Glo has 4GB memory and includes 9 apps (onboard and downloadable) and 2 cameras & video recorders. Play, draw and write on the 5\\\" touch screen with the included stylus. Tilt and shake for motion-based play, customize and care for a lovable pet and create colorful masterpieces in the Art Studio. (Art Studio and 1 app download require Internet connection and parent account.) LeapPad Glo personalizes the learning to each child, and automatically adjusts the level for just the right challenge. If your child is having trouble, the hint button can provide in-game tutorials on underlying concepts to help children gain the understanding they need to move up through the learning levels. The LeapFrog educator-approved library of 1,000+ games, eBooks, videos and more includes titles that draw from a comprehensive curriculum of 2,600 skills across core subjects like reading, math, science and creativity. (LeapFrog library titles are sold separately.) LeapPad Glo is kid-tough, from the reinforced frame to the shatter-safe screen, LeapPad Glo has been thoroughly drop-tested, impact-tested and compression-tested in LeapFrog's Quality Lab for durability and child safety. LeapPad Glo learning tablet includes: 4GB memory (holds up to 20,000 photos or 70 game apps), 2 cameras & video recorders and 9 apps: Music Player with 5 songs, Art Studio, Photo Lab, Pet Writing App, a choice of 1 app download and 4 utilities. The LeapFrog educator team reviews and approves all LeapFrog content. Internet connection required for use of some features. 9 apps included. All additional content sold separately. U.S. Source: The NPD Group / Retail Tracking Service; Infant/PS Electronic Learning and Electronic Entertainment subclasses, Dollars and Units, Annual 2013.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Get batteries in bulk or an AC adapter, you'll need it\\n\\nReview: This tablet keeps the kid entertained. We got it for the 5 year old grandson to help keep him entertained when he comes to visit. His mom bought him a real tablet about a year ago, but it already bit the dust. Wasn't expensive and didn't take the dropping and kid abuse too well.\\n\\nThis one so far seems much sturdier, and take the bumps and bruises the kid puts it through. It's larger than a regular tablet, but it makes it easier to get a grip on for him. He does miss being able to download all the free games he was playing on the other tablet, but this still holds his attention. He loves taking all kinds of pictures, and with the front and rear camera, he has plenty to shoot.\\n\\nHe loves anything Disney, so the games and learning apps with that theme keeps him at it usually longer than the batteries can last. As other people have said, the 4 AA batteries don't keep this thing going long. Get a bunch of cheaper ones online or at a 'big pack' store and you'll do okay. I happened to have an ac adapter around that fits it, so when we can get him to sit in one place for awhile, that certainly helps.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":44,"string":"44"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1388,"string":"1,388"}}},{"rowIdx":1389,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AMZCQIDUWDHLC"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"2.0\" for a product with description \"The legendary RPG series Breath of Fire comes to PSP with tales of long forgotten worlds, intrepid heroes and ancient, mystical powers. A destiny awaits you... A small boy on the run... a dragon reborn in flames...\nThe last of an extinct race, with mighty powers. A small boy, outcast from society. Ryu is both, a dormant dragon, awakened by miners, turned into an innocent child. Ryu may not remember his fiery past, but is destined to regain his powers, fulfilling his epic destiny...\nAppearing for the first time on a handheld console, Breath of Fire III is the third installment of this classic RPG series.\nGraphically enhanced to take advantage of the PSP?s screen resolution, Breath of Fire III follows the fate of Ryu as he embarks on an epic quest to discover his ancestry and understand the dragon power that has awoken inside of him.\nThe PSP version also includes a bonus Fishing mode at 18 different locations in the game world. Thanks to the Game Sharing function Breath of Fire III owners can also send this Fishing game to their friends to enjoy even if they do not have a copy of the game.\". The summary of the review text is \"A solid game that's aged well; third rate production\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm not here to really say anything about BOFIII in general.\n\nI recently replayed the PS1 version and the game has held up wonderfully over the years, so I wanted to grab the PSP version to add to my collection of other PS1 to PSP ports because everyone knows the PSP is port/remake city. However, despite Sony's terrible decision NOT to release this (and Mega Man Legends 1/2) in the states (we apparently need a SIXTH version of FFIV but a second version of BOFIII is a no-go) this definitely deserved another release. Don't even get me started on my feelings towards Square-Enix anymore....\n\nI'm here about the non-data, physical quality of this product. The copy of BOFIII I got (what I assume is the European's version of the greatest hits label) made me laugh with its \"quality.\" I know they cut corners on reprints (actually, I try and avoid Greatest Hits versions of anything because of that, and it was stupid of me to buy this blind, I'll have to go on eBay and get an original print) but we can't even put the UMD logo on the UMD? The absolutely destroyed case (which wasn't a shipping issue as the fragments would have been there inside the wrapping) was also a nice bonus. Really, if I didn't know any better, I'd say it almost smells of bootleg. Can't even have the BOFIII logo on the freakin disc? Looks like someone with a basic computer just typed \"Breath of Fire III.\"\n\nYeah, I'm a little bit of a diva when it comes to my video games, and my standards are high (ok, very high) but they're my standards to have. Anyways, great game, if you haven't played it you should give it a whirl, but I need to quit buying games where I can't see a picture of the exact copy I'm getting."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I'm not here to really say anything about BOFIII in general.\n\nI recently replayed the PS1 version and the game has held up wonderfully over the years, so I wanted to grab the PSP version to add to my collection of other PS1 to PSP ports because everyone knows the PSP is port/remake city. However, despite Sony's terrible decision NOT to release this (and Mega Man Legends 1/2) in the states (we apparently need a SIXTH version of FFIV but a second version of BOFIII is a no-go) this definitely deserved another release. Don't even get me started on my feelings towards Square-Enix anymore....\n\nI'm here about the non-data, physical quality of this product. The copy of BOFIII I got (what I assume is the European's version of the greatest hits label) made me laugh with its \"quality.\" I know they cut corners on reprints (actually, I try and avoid Greatest Hits versions of anything because of that, and it was stupid of me to buy this blind, I'll have to go on eBay and get an original print) but we can't even put the UMD logo on the UMD? The absolutely destroyed case (which wasn't a shipping issue as the fragments would have been there inside the wrapping) was also a nice bonus. Really, if I didn't know any better, I'd say it almost smells of bootleg. Can't even have the BOFIII logo on the freakin disc? Looks like someone with a basic computer just typed \"Breath of Fire III.\"\n\nYeah, I'm a little bit of a diva when it comes to my video games, and my standards are high (ok, very high) but they're my standards to have. Anyways, great game, if you haven't played it you should give it a whirl, but I need to quit buying games where I can't see a picture of the exact copy I'm getting."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: What's included? (1) Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge game cartridge for the Game Boy Specs: Platform: Nintendo Game Boy Region Code: NTSC Cartridge Color: Standard Grey/Gray Original Box? Not Included Original Instruction Manual? Not Included Functional Condition: Used, but still works great! Cosmetic Condition: Acceptable - This game cartridge is free from cracks or chips. We take time to clean all of our games, but there may still be stickers, writing, discoloration that we cannot remove, or label damage. Stock photo shown.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nice game, but like the NES original it isn't without it's flaws\n\nReview: Love it or hate it, Mega Man games grow like leaves on trees. Given the vast amount of success Mega Man enjoyed during the early years of the NES, it was only natural that some version of the game would end up on Nintendo's portable, gray brick. Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge (known as Rockman World in Japan) would mark the beginning of yet another series of titles for the blue bomber, one of the first Capcom would outsource rather than develop internally.\n\nGiven that this title is often referred to as \"Mega Man\" given the lack of subtitle on the title screen, the first thing most people do is compare this to the 1987 original. This makes since the game borrows from that game, presenting four of its six robot masters. While Cut Man, Elec Man, Ice Man and Fire Man reappear in all their glory, everything else is new, or rather a mix of things from Mega Man and Mega Man II. For example, while Elec Man's level will remind one of the area they played through on the NES, it's crossed with elements that were used Air Man's level in Mega Man II. It's an interesting hybrid to be sure, but the allure can be cut short facing your first robot master without the aid of the correct weapon.\n\nAnnoying as that is, things get back on track pretty quickly. The damage incurred from robot master weapons and enemies is much more balanced in this rendition, so you won't get blown away as quickly. Unfortunately, trouble again rears its ugly head during the game's concluding levels. While the first Wily level can be tough with its five concluding battles, nothing compares to the last. I love a challenge as much as the next guy but the final level is too big for it britches and throws everything it can at the player. As one can imagine, this puts quite the damper on the proceedings but there are other areas of the game that help make up for it like the excellent soundtrack. Seriously, I can't be the only one who blares Cut Man and Fire Man's theme from the back of my car, can I?\n\nRegardless of my weakness for delectable 8-bit chiptunes, Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge stands as a solid, portable take of the Mega Man we all know and love. I wish the concluding levels of the game were a little more forgiving than they currently are but I can think of games that are guilty of far more. Still, take the above a grain of salt, because the game is definitely capable of making one grind their teeth no matter how one sugarcoats it.","Product: Whether you're a die-hard PlayStation 2 fan or a new player, this PlayStation 2 console will meet the demands of your game playing. The smaller, sleeker design makes it easy to carry around and enjoy games any time, anywhere. It keeps the PS2's powerful 300MHz processor, for enhanced clarity and mesmerizing graphics. Equipped with an integrated Ethernet port for network gaming, the PlayStation 2 sets new standards in the fusion of design and functionality. Approximately 40 percent of North American PlayStation 2 online gamers use dial-up connections and to satisfy this base, the North American model is equipped with both Ethernet and modem ports. Includes PlayStation 2 console, Analog Controller (DUALSHOCK 2), AV Cable (integrated audio/video), AC Adaptor (AC power cord included). -- SPECIFICATIONs ------------------------------------ CPU - CPU : 128-bit CPU System Clock Frequency : 294.912 MHz Cache Memory : Instruction: 16KB, Data: 8KB + 16 K (ScrP) Main Memory : Direct Rambus (Direct RDRAM) Memory Size : 32MB Memory Bus Bandw\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Almost more trouble than it's worth...\n\nReview: Note: This review is based on this reviewer's experience with one of the earliest manufacturing runs of the new, slim design PS2. It is possible that Sony has addressed some of the issues I refer to in newer runs; though with their track record I seriously doubt it in some cases.\n\nIn all honesty, to say the PS2 (and the original PS) was/is not a great gaming system would be a complete, bald-face lie. Considering their systems have beaten back competition despite never being the most technologically advanced competitor in the running speaks volumes, but to make such a statement is ultimately misleading. In reality, the PS2's success (and Sony's success for that matter) really has comes from the plethora of great titles from a handful of solid developers, not from the hardware.\n\nPlaystation's biggest failing (other than the PS2 Hard Drive and any kind of quaility online play) has been overall quality. When I talk overall quality, I don't mean how many polygons the machine can push at any given second as that's relatively unimportant in the vast scheme of things, but rather the machine's overall durability and structural integrity. One might think this re-design might solve some of these issues from the original PSX and PS2. Well, in short, it doesn't.\n\nIt may be true Sony is not the only company that has had hardware problems cast a shadow over their console (the original Nintendo would be a prime example), but Sony seems defiant in learning lessons from it's own past considering hardware problems have been a consistent factor throughout their history. Here are a few examples concerning the slim PS2:\n\n#1: Never buy a slim PS2 and think your going to kill two birds with one stone with a game/DVD combo. This is the biggest misconception people have; over time the PS2 will eventually have trouble running about half of anyone's DVD collection, especially anything that runs off a dual-layer DVD. The fact my Family Guy and Futurama DVD box sets won't run on the machine after having it for a year and a half proves this to me. The PS2 is no substitute for an actual DVD player, so don't be cheap and save yourself a headache and buy a DVD player to boot.\n\n#2: The situation with dual-layer DVD's also applies with many games that use the format as well. I can literally spend hours trying to get my Wild ARMS Alter Code:F and God of War to work, yet when I insert the same games into my friends old-model PS2 that is twice as old they work right off the bat. That's not right, especially considering those games where brand new.\n\n#3: The fact you can NEVER fully shut the machine off (less you unplug it) like one would with the switch in back of the older PS2's raises too many questions. Anyone familiar with the original PSX knows even when the power was shut off, that it still drew in a minimal amount of electricity. This was probably one of the main factors that attributed to the original PSX's problems. Why would you bring back such a potentially damaging feature? When I turn the machine off, I want it COMPLETELY off. That's what OFF means Sony!\n\n#4. Anyone who purchased one of the newer slim model PS2 shortly after it was introduced probably found it nice when there was a voluntary recall on the power pack. Yeah, that just makes me trust in Sony's products even more. The risk of fire and burns always goes well with any gaming experience.\n\nDespite everything I have said above, if you like the games the PS2 contains in its gaming library, you're going to buy it anyway (hell, I did). However, as with any system, I would definitely advise against buying any kind of Playstation hardware the minute it comes out (outside of the initial price).","Product: Includes game and hard plastic collector case with reprint of original box art. Game is beautifully clean and has a nice full label. All ClassicGameStore games are fully tested before being added to our inventory.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Could have been great; instead it's merely decent\n\nReview: When it comes to the NES Mega Man titles, there seems to be no greater rivalry than Mega Man 2 vs. Mega Man 3. Even if a fan prefers one of the later installments, it's unlikely that these two games, instrumental in forging Mega Man's identity, end up on equal ground. So which camp am I in? Despite my best effort not to add to the seemingly endless love for Mega Man 2, I have to go with it, not Mega Man 3. But why? While I can't exactly say Mega Man 3 is \"busted,\" there are some design choices at work here that really throw a wench in the experience for me, things that were fine last time out and should have been left alone.\n\nA lot of Mega Man 3's problems center around boss fights. First of all, the amount of crash damage one receives from making contact with a robot master is flat out wrong. I can understand this kind of damage being higher from a fortress boss, but I shouldn't lose one-fourth of my health for what is essentially a silly hit. The problems continue as the built in invincibility period after a successful hit on a boss has essentially been eliminated. This means you can score hit upon hit in quick succession without waiting between blows. While one could see pumping ammunition down an enemy's throat as a good thing, there are times were it absolutely destroys any semblance of challenge this title has to offer.\n\nThe game's other main flaw revolves around the addition of everyone's favorite canine sidekick Rush. Mega Man 2's Item 1, 2 and 3 have been replaced by the Rush Coil, Jet and Submarine. Giving such items more of an identity is appreciated as is their necessity in navigating the levels. What's not welcome is setting up the stages and power-ups in such a manner where the player can get stuck with no recourse (other than to exhaust their lives and continue) because power ups don't respawn after death. This becomes a real issue in the somewhat pointless Doc Robot levels as do continue points.\n\nAs much as I love Mega Man, I can't give Mega Man 3 the same kind of love I give Mega Man 2. Again, there is no reason to put that game on a pedestal but it is free of the problems found here, as are solid outings like Mega Man 4, 5 and 6. That said, I have to agree with Keiji Inafune that there are many things here that could have benefited from being redone and the change in leadership from the teams that crafted the first two games definately shows at the end of the day.","Product: Released less than a year after Mega Man 4, Mega Man 5 continues the series' tradition of solid gameplay, pitting the eponymous character against his brother Proto Man and his band of eight robot masters: Gravity Man, Stone Man, Charge Man, Crystal Man, Napalm Man, Gyro Man and Star Man. Rush and Fliptop are on hand to help the blue bomber in his quest, as is a new bird-like robot called Beat, who can be obtained by collecting the letters to spell \"Mega Man V.\" The graphics and soundtrack live up to what players have come to expect from the series -- they're some of the best the NES has to offer. ~ Skyler Miller, All Game Guide\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Uneven, but a lot better than a quick glace would imply\n\nReview: I have to admit, I was extremely skeptical when I put down the money for a Mega Man 5 cart. In all honesty, I thought it was ludicrous that I was paying more for it than I did for a copy of the 1987 original. Nothing in that respect has changed, but I'll be damned if Mega Man 5 didn't pull the rug out from under me despite partaking of previous, seemingly uneventful play throughs.\n\nAs the title suggests, Mega Man 5 is an uneven beast when it comes to difficulty. Fun as it still is figuring out the \"weakness chain\" it takes next to nothing to get through the initial robot master crew and their levels. This and the overall feel of the game changes dramatically once the player enters the fortress levels. There's an abstract sense of maturity that presides over this portion of the game, something that reminds me of the sobering steel and seriousness of a Mega Man X game.\n\nInteresting as this can be, the most significant change Mega Man 5 brings to the table is the fact the series has finally cleared that oddball hump that started with Mega Man 3 and continued with Mega Man 4. Even after playing through the NES Mega Man games I still can't explain why these particular titles feel as bizarre as they do. Needless to say, I was glad to see things were back on track despite the fact Mega Man 5 doesn't deviate from the tired and true formula.\n\nWhile I can't say I was exactly thrilled with the price tag it carries, Mega Man 5 is a lot better than a quick glance, or a half-remembered memory would suggest. As one would expect the game doesn't do anything radical yet there are some covert forces within that are devilishly alluring once they're discovered. If you're into Mega Man, I'd definitely suggest digging for them.","Product: NES\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Mega Man holding pattern\n\nReview: When it comes to a long running franchise, it goes without saying there are going to be moments of deja vu. Mega Man fans are especially aware of this, but even with games that don't truly evolve from sequel to sequel each one manages to contain a feel of its own. The first Mega Man was a rough sketch of a portrait Mega Man 2 would quickly streamline. Mega Man 3 would take some liberties with its game play and ultimately stifle the flow that would have greatly benefited the series. But what about Mega Man 4? Does it restore the flow of chi or only intensify an abstract case of mental blockage?\n\nThere are several things about Mega Man 4 that are more than welcome. The robot master crew is probably the most challenging out of the NES line-up and we see the introduction of some new characters like Dr. Cossack and his daughter. Okay, so these characters aren't exactly deep (like any of Mega Man's characters are) and only serve to fuel the \"fake antagonist\" scheme employed by the following two games, but they help hide the fact that Mega Man 4 is Mega Man 3's hangover. It's dumbfounding how even the smallest things made me reflect on the last game, not the one in front of me.\n\nBecause of this, Mega Man 4 lacks an identity. As laughable as that may sound given how many games there are in the series, it's this same train of thought that makes it a very noticeable and serious problem. The silver lining to such a conundrum is that this indirectly gives Mega Man 5 and 6 a head start right out of the gate, something that is of the utmost importance for the titles that wrap up Mega Man's time on the NES.\n\nDespite the fact the Mega Man 4 ends on somewhat of a downer, fans of the blue bomber will find little reason not to add this to their collection if they don't have it already. Mega Man's downs aren't usually that bad or as bad certain other blue-colored character. Mega Man 4 proves this to be true at the end of the day.","Product: Product Shown in Pictures. Game Cartridge Only. Cleaned, Tested and Working. Cartridge and/or label will show some wear, including discoloration, tearing, writing, or other cosmetic issues. 100% Guaranteed Authentic.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only hardcore Mega Man fans should invest in the original\n\nReview: The original. It's needless to say that every video game series has to start somewhere. For Mega Man, the beginning was in December of 1987 on the Nintendo Entertainment System. As easy as it is for one to slap down a date and call it a starting point, when did Mega Man become a household name, when did it really take off? Look no further than Mega Man II and Mega Man III.\n\nWhy am talking about the immediate sequels when it's the original that's on the table here? When dissecting a game, it's good to start with a dose of reality. Most people (Capcom included) would probably have a hard time saying that the original Mega Man was a complete success. In fact, the creation of the superior Mega Man II was considered a \"rogue effort\" by the developers involved, a project that was far from being on the front burner. So in going from one game that almost never had a sequel to a game that now has nine, where does the original Mega Man fit in beyond being a point of origin?\n\nTo get to the bottom of that question, one has to at least focus on the first three games. As odd as this may sound in this day and age, Mega Man's initial adventure was undoubtedly unique. I'm not talking about things like having six bosses instead of the standard eight or the lack of energy tanks, but the impersonal, industrial feel the stages. Other elements, like gun turret traps, the drab color palette, uneven difficulty and lack of support characters fueled the feeling that you were truly alone, that you were charged with terminating six humanoid robots with little to no explanation. All you knew was that they had to be destroyed.\n\nThis begs the question: what is the original Mega Man known for? It's collection of robot masters? It's insane crash damage when fighting the Yellow Devil? It's somewhat peculiar and forgettable level design? These are all good answers, but it's only one them - the game's cast of robot masters - that are truly memorable. Obviously, the game's music goes hand and hand with this, but beyond these simplistic yet loveable characters there's nothing here the sequels don't or can't do better.\n\nThis is why the original Mega Man is for the true-blue Mega Man fan only; casual fans can get by without or have a more engrossing time with one of its sleeker and much more welcoming successors like Mega Man 2 or 6. If anything, a NES cart of Mega Man is more of a trophy than a tangible playing experience, which is not exactly the greatest reason to buy something.","Product: Used,works great\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The quintessential Mega Man game is perhaps the most overrated Mega Man game\n\nReview: Like most fans, I love Mega Man 2. No ifs, ands or butts about it, Mega Man 2 single-handedly spearheaded my interest in the blue bomber and video games in general. But as simple of a joy as the game is even today, there's something my ever-evolving self has to ask, has Mega Man 2 been hurt by the hype?\n\nI ask this question because over the years I've seen other gamer's continuously put other landmark titles I grew up on unrealistically high pedestals. Final Fantasy VII may have been great, but does a sealed black-boarder copy of the game really warrant four hundred dollars? Xenogears may have had a psychotically layered narrative that turned it a playable anime, but was the game really perfect? Metal Gear Solid put you in the ever convincing shoes of a professional killer but can its aging gameplay match the cinematic quality of its story? It's rampant fandom that ignores such obvious questions that makes me wonder if such views are damaging.\n\nDamaging or not, even after replaying Mega Man 2 for the first time in the last few years, I can't even begin to tear this game down. Sure, it's rather lax in the difficulty department, but that's an area I've never been too concerned with when it comes to games in general. Even running through the game like I was on auto-pilot wasn't enough hurt it, which leads me to wonder how one could even take down Mega Man 2? A stake dipped in holy water? My guess is a good as any.\n\nRegardless of my ranting, Mega Man 2 is the hallmark everyone remembers it being. Despite my attempt to approach the game from safe vantage point to avoid the disappointment that sometimes comes with reminiscence, my worries evaporated quicker than a snow cone on a hot summer day. Relieved as I am that the game is more-or-less timeless, I'm still uncomfortable tooting the game's horn, something I'm not afraid to do for the also stellar Mega Man X4.","Product: GAME CARTRIDGE CLEAN WITH CASE, NO ORIGINAL INSTRUCTIONS. [A FUN GAME]\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Can play like a dream or a nightmare... it all depends on the player\n\nReview: Much like Mega Man 2, I have fond memories of Mega Man 6. While it's hard to deny the series was running out of gas by this point - just take a look at some of the robot masters - there were several things that managed to grab my attention. The most important additions in Mega Man 6 have to be the Rush adapters that grant the player the ability to turn into Jet and Power Mega Man. These forms allow the player to reach previously inaccessible areas and help bring back a little of the exploration that's been slightly siphoned out of the games over the years.\n\nWelcome as adapters are, they can also show one how sloppy the game can be. The first eight stages of the game play like a dream and I have no complaints. It's only after the player enters the final two fortresses do we see where how ugly things can get when game's challenges are not tackled the right way. Things are entertaining and a breeze with the right weapons/form in hand, but this slick veneer is quickly peeled away when the player is caught between a rock and a hard place. Even with advance knowledge of what's ahead it's amazing how easy it is for this to occur.\n\nStill, like the family pet the fails to do its business outside, it's hard to stay mad at Mega Man 6. This especially holds true when one considers the fact the game almost didn't make it out of Japan. With the arrival of Mega Man X, Capcom decided to forgo publishing the game abroad; it was only after Nintendo decided to pick it up for the fading NES that we actually got the game.\n\nIts interesting history and aggravating points aside, Mega Man 6 is an excellent conclusion to the NES library of Mega Man titles. While my memories don't exactly gel with currently realities - the game not being the juggernaut I remember - such is the fate of many of the games we grow up with. That said, the game is easily a worth while investment for fans and newcomers alike.","Product: Mission complete ... Zero is missing ... search and rescue. It's been 3 weeks since Earth's near collision with the space colony Eurasia. The disaster was averted by Zero's heroics, but it seems it may have cost him his life. Now, on a bruised and battered planet, tales of rampaging reploids are surfacing. It's up to Mega Man X to investigate these mysteries but it's not going to be easy. Mega Man X must battle through a maze of levels to avenge his cyborg pal and rescue reploids along the way. Return to battle again and again with the new Nightmare System, which randomizes level maps, enemies and endings based on how you play the game. Mega Man X6 — he's back and this time it's personal!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: You can tell Capcom doesn't care anymore...\n\nReview: I am a long time fan of Capcom's Mega Man X series, owning almost all of them, excluding the rare X3, which I only rented, and the new PSX2 Mega Man X7. Mega Man X-X3 on the SNES where just great, and Mega Man X4 was \"mind-blowing\" great.\nHowever, a strange thing started to happen, and it happened when X5 came out. X5 was decent, but the storyline became too far-fetched and anyone with a brain could tear holes in it. This is even way more apparent in X6.\nNow we have X6, and I'm just gonna flat out and say it is probably (well, actually) the worst in the series, no doubt. It is easy to tell this game was doomed from the beginning...\nHere are my basic arguments:\n#1. No English voice actors for cut scenes or battle cries! - this is just SO unforgivable, Mega Man is as much a US game icon as a Japanese icon, this a royal slap in the face compared to the awesome cut scenes in X4. Capcom obviously didn't want to spend the money - lazy, pure laziness.\n#2. The whole \"Zero's missing/return\" thing was so dumb. Capcom built this scenario up so much in X5 and X6 and failed to deliver any kind of interesting and credible reason for his return. I could write a better storyline, man!\n#3. Zero's new sword is just way too powerful, it shreds anything in seconds, like his crescent weapon in X5. Basically, he has no need to use the weapons he acquired at all, you're gonna kick butt with practically no effort at all, meaning no actual challenge.\n#4. Ok, I know some people are sick of Sigma, and yeah, it's unimaginative to put him in again, after building up the whole \"Dr. Wily\" thing in X5, but Gate was ten times worse. Gate and Isoc were lame enemies. You never even get to fight Isoc either!\n#5. The way you have to defeat High Max was so annoying and over complicated.\n#6. The so called \"nightmare system\" is really a nightmare. When I read about it, it sounded cool, but really doesn't add any challenge as it does controller-throwing frustration.\n#7. Zero's control scheme is now so screwed up; it leads to many \"accidental\" deaths, because the buttons have more than one command assigned to some of them.\n#8. The English translation (or attempted translation) is horrid, the worst I've seen since Breath of Fire II. How do misspell the hero's name Zerrrrrrrrrrro! as Zelllllllllo!\n#9. X6 easily has the worst selection of Mavericks (this time called \"investigators\") Come on! When you have a \"dung beetle\" as a boss, you know you have run out of ideas and a beating a dead horse! Some investigators are pathetically easy, others are insanely hard. And I though X5's Guns and Roses theme was bad.\n#10. Overall, the stages lack anykind of imagination. Some are way too short (the Weapon Lab), some are way too intense (Weapon Lab, Magma Area), and some are just annoying to no end (Central Museum and Laser Institute).\n#11. They butchered the animation for Zero's victory pose - no more thumbs up.\n#12. When I first heard that X would be able to access Zero's saber as a weapon I was a getty as a school girl, until I played and found out he can't wield it even half as fast as Zero could; let alone combo with it, making it almost completely worthless.\nIn the end, Capcom did do a few things right. Some of the tunes are cool, especially the two they remixed from X and X2 (although some are really terrible, ex. Central Museum), and some of the new armors are cool (I loved the Ninja Armor!).\nIt's a sad day for X fans, I never though I have to bash a Mega Man game this harshly. But what do you expect when they slapped it together so quickly ...","Product: In Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, players take the role of Juste Belmont, a descendant of Simon Belmont. It has been nearly fifty years since Simon Belmont rescued the land from the curse of Dracula. Now its Juste Belmonts turn as he must acquire the relics of Dracula left behind from the past in order to unravel the mysterious disappearance of his friend Lydie Erlanger. With a trusty whip at their side, players explore Dracula's castle under the cover of night collecting relics and learning powerful magic spells in their journey to find and rescue Lydie.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: This is a weird one...\n\nReview: As silly as it may sound to those reading a review of a Castlevania game, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance has got to be one of the weirdest games I have ever played. Point blank there are just SO many odd design choices within this game - some of them good, some of them pandering, some of them (surprising) game saving but NONE of them game breaking - that I'm dumbfounded that I like it and that it even works. Games with much more promise than Harmony have been forgotten for much less yet here's a game that is - dare i say it - actually \"fueled\" by its irreverent choices and memorable because of it.\n\nNow, you may be wondering what is just so \"weird\" about Harmony of Dissonance? Well, oddly enough the story begins with the soundtrack. I think most people that have partaken of what Konami offered here will agree the quality of the audio leaves a lot to be desired. Seriously, there are original GameBoy games that sound better - even those with lazy sound programming. For a game with the word \"Harmony\" in the title there isn't much to be heard musically, but this is just part of the stupid, logic-defying gamble that saves the game from itself. The game's audio prowess was sacrificed to make the game's world larger and it is the story line twist that explains the increased geography that ultimately makes the game worth playing. Yes, you heard that right, the twist explaining why the game is larger than its predecessor or successor is what saves the game.\n\nWithout that gamble and quite possibly a hand from above the other curious aspects of Harmony of Dissoance would be dead on arrival. The level design isn't terrible but it's far from elegant which makes it... interesting? The rather absurd amount of time Konami spends using Juste Belmont to remind players of Alucard from what is a vastly superior game? Somewhat suicidal and pandering yet it doesn't derail the experience. Really, I've only scratched the surface of these in-game oxymorons but rest assured Harmony of Dissonance is filled to the brim with them and it is what makes the game so interesting in that \"can't look away from the train wreck\" kind of way.\n\nRegardless of what I say those who are into Castlevania are going to buy this regardless - and I don't say what I said above to make the game less attractive - but those who really like to play games and analyse them as to why they work and don't work should definitely nab this one. Harmony of Dissoance is like the video game equivalent of a rubrics cube. Just when you think you understand it something comes along and throws it all up in the air again. Quite honestly, Konami should be counting their lucky stars that this game is so off-kilter - it's literally its saving grace.","Product: Enjoy the first installment in the classic \"X\" series for Sony's PlayStation 2 game console. MMX7 is the first game in the series to use polygonal graphics, with cel-shaded trappings.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Messing with a proven formula, Capcom ends up in hot water\n\nReview: After dropping the pathetic bombshell that was X6 back in 2001, Capcom finally decided it was time to take the X series to the next level. Unforunately, as if things weren't already bad enough for the series, we all know that Capcom failed to make this conversion as painless as possible, and fans had another half-baked game to add to their Mega Man X gaming collection.\n\nAt first glance, Mega Man X7 has eveything one would expect from a Mega Man title. The the cel-shaded graphics are pretty nice to look at, considering X fans are used to looking at 2D sprite graphics. Beyond it's graphical engine, however, X7 does almost everything humanly possible to ruin the rest of the experience for the gamer.\n\nTo start off, the load times are way too abundant. Considering this isn't a first generation PSX2 title, and the fact that games like the PSX2 Final Fantasy's have better graphics and faster load times, this is just unexcusable (even if the load screens do act as continue points). Next is the horrendous english voice acting. Considering the fact Capcom conmpletely disrespected US gamers but not even bothering to add english voices to X6, this is a little more tollerable in my book (at least they tried - I guess).\n\nAnother gripe is we're still treated to the same still shots and text story scenes as in X5 and X6. I though the jump to a 32-bit system to a 128-bit system would actually mean something here, but no. You'll have to beat the game to see ending - the only VMF in the entire game, excluding the opening.\n\nGameplay is where Mega Man X7 commits the most serious of its crimes. The 2D sections of the game play well enough, even if the auto-aim is a bit glitchy at times. 3D sections don't even play half as well, as camera problems creep up continously, forcing players to make some jumps completely blind (don't get me started on having to rotate the camera in conjunction to shooting in some boss fights just to see your attacker...). Even worse is the mass of slowdown one will experence, espcially during the boss fights, were the game slows down to a crawl. Level designs are decent, but it is pretty sad considering one can find all the hidden power-ups without much exploration (I didn't even have to consult a guide - I found everything on the first playthough).\n\nMost Mega Man fans will probably buy Mega Man X7 reguardless of what I written above (I still bought it, and I knew what I was getting into). Still, I remember a time when you could say you had beaten all the Mega Man X games and you could say it with pride. Unfortunately, now all it means you have played four good games and four so-so games.","Product: In 1997, Sony wowed the Playstation RPG masses with Wild Arms which featured an involving storyline, affable characters and slick battle techniques. While the game itself was great, the graphics were..less so. Sony revisits the original Wild Arms with a remake which redoes the entire game with shiny graphical sheen and updated game play.In addition to the three original characters - Cecila the pri\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Only old-school fans need apply...\n\nReview: After months and months of waiting, finally the remake of the 1997 RPG Wild Arms is here. As we take a redeveloped trip down memory lane, was the wait worth it, or was it (and my complete obsession of getting my hands on a copy) in vain? Let's find out!\n\nWild Arms' meat and bones (its story) is for the most part unchanged, which I honestly wouldn't have it any other way. Despite the back of the cover boasting a \"redeveloped script,\" the really only the addition of a few extra scenes (some of which are very welcome additions ~ especially a very moving scene involving Rudy that adds some much needed closure to his story and a few involving Jack and the \"shadows in his heart\" ~ which you'll understand when you play).\n\nAs far as the translation goes, this seems to be one of the most debated issues about WA:ACF. Even though I did manage to find a fair share of mistakes, and ignoring my complete distain for Agetech being the company that got the rights to publish this game in the US, I honestly didn't think it was that horrible. I've honestly seen worse, and I thought the dialogue pretty much mimicked what was said at any given moment in the original (hence why I jest at the term \"redeveloped script\" being used on the back of the cover).\n\nOutside of the storyline, the second most notable feature of WA:ACF (as well as the original) is the soundtrack provided by the series' staple composer Michiko Naruke. By far the series' defining link (at least in my book), Naruke revisits and remixes many of her compositions from the original (the opening theme \"To the End of the Wilderness\" which is engraved in my brain since 1997, has thankfully remained unchanged). Still, like a director going back and changing one of their works, the changes to some of the compositions do not work well at all, but then some of them are better than the original pieces.\n\nGraphically, WA:ACF does a modest job by today's standards. The visuals, while well done and completely adequate (except for the facial expressions, which are so bad they're good), are something one would expect from a first generation PSX title. Of course, when one considers the graphics from the original (especially the battle scenes), any kind of graphical update is probably welcome by fans. Still, despite the graphics not being gorgeous as they could have been, the crucial moments and events in the storyline are very, very well done.\n\nCombat-wise, Alter Code F isn't that much different from Wild Arms 3, which means normal enemy encounters take longer than they should (mainly because every action is followed by the combatants running around the battlefield for a few seconds before the next action). Seriously, this effect has got to go, it's a time waster and it's not even executed effectively (one minute said enemy is across the screen, next minute said enemy is right beside me because I hit it with a critical hit, etc.). Thankfully, the Migrant encounter cancel system helps with this and can cut down your travel time considerably when you just need to get to point A to B.\n\nWhile the layout of combat really hasn't changed, at least the characters differ from each other this time (i.e. they are each proficient in different areas of expertise) unlike WA3's characters that pretty much all played the same excluding their two force abilities and which guardians/skills they had equipped. Rudy has his guns (well, different cartages, though I would personally would have loved to see him wield different weapons for each attack like in the original), Jack has his Fast Draws and Cecilia has her magic (and now has exclusive access to the summons since equipment is still a thing of the past like WA3).\n\nThe re-arranging of abilities to accommodate the three new playable characters is done well (though it's just plain weird not having the Mystic force ability on Cecilia to fall back on, but in a way that's a blessing, as it removes a certain amount of cheese from the game play). The only real problem with the abilities is Jack's Fast Draws, which now level up with use, reducing their MP cost in the process (replacing the Secret Sign items found in the original). While this is a novel idea, the requirements to max out the better and later Fast Draws (a.k.a. the devilishly awesome looking Laser Silhouette) are simply psychotic (I can't imagine sitting though 450 Laser Silhouette animations, especially considering the already slow pace of combat). Speaking of Jack, can't someone explain why he doesn't draw his sword and strike the enemy during a normal attack? I don't think a swordsman is going to punch the enemy when he has a sword in his hand or use it exclusively use it for special attacks. One word there: Lame.\n\nUnfortunately, the biggest problem with Wild ARMS Alter Code:F is that fact the game's EX game feature once again discourages the player from replaying the game. Sure, your characters levels, money and the Sheriff Star (the be all, end all accessory/skill in the Wild Arms universe) carry over when you restart, but any normal skills and inventory items don't, unlike similar features in Chrono Cross that let you stack inventory items and spells/skills from multiple replays. Honestly, who's going to play through the game six times only to get six Sheriff Stars, if it's even possible to stack them? (I have no life but even I wouldn't dream of trying that!)\n\nIn the end, despite the long and agonizing wait, Wild Arms Alter Code:F was definitely worth the wait and worthy of your money if you're a fan. Still, the fact this title is so dependant on the player having experienced the original and/or having an emotional attachment to it really doesn't really help the game any, as does the series' unwillingness to evolve past its true and tried boundaries (WA:ACF as a game can get away with his due to the fact it's a remake), but one must realize how important and how make or break the upcoming Wild Arms 4 will be to the series.","Product: Mega Man X 8 adds more depth and variety to this classic gaming series. With Earth in ruins after Sigma's invasion, humanity builds a new kind of reploid to colonize the moon. Sigma has corrupted their DNA and made them turn on humans. You and your teammates head to the moon for outer-space adventure of epic proportions!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Better than the last few games, but still old and tired...\n\nReview: I have to shake my head in utter disbelief at how far the Mega Man X series has fallen from its glory days on the SNES and it's first outing, X4, for the PSX. Then again it's really not hard to see why looking at the last few games, but I can't fathom how Capcom let this happen...\n\nMega Man X8 does manage to make many improvments over it's prevoius predecessors. First and most notably is the revamping of the tag team system started in X7. Now when one of your characters bites the big one, the other jumps in and continues the fight (which didn't happen in X7), and the ability do tag team moves (which includes a impressive ripoff the Matrix movies due to its look) and revive fallen comrades through use of the attack gauge which fills when you combo, is a welcome change.\n\nX8 also ditches any attempt of going into full-out 3D gameplay like X7 (which we all know was a complete failure). Only two stages (the hover bike levels) break the 2D game with 3D graphics design. The voice acting is also a huge improvement over X6 (which didn't include english voice acting at all) and X7 (which had english voice acting but was horrid).\n\nUnfotunately, these improvements can't hide the fact the rest of the gameplay has been recycled over half a dozen times. Almost all of X8's stages can be compared to level concepts in previous games, which is only natural considering the series is over ten years old, but it's just a little too obvious when you get that feeling of deja vu, or when your asking yourself why your even playing this game in first place.\n\nThis feeling is enforced further by the fact Capcom went to the trouble of ressurecting one of the more \"classic\" and \"cooler\" Mega Man X villians (I'm not gonna tell you and ruin it for you, but who really cares at this point?) for this installment, but you'll ultimately realize bringing this character back from the junk heap (for the second freakin time mind you!) is just another sorry ploy to arouse player interest and avoid having to put to much creativity and thought into creating new villians. Storywise, X8 has a better plot than many of the prevoius games, but that really doesn't matter as Capcom never really gave any of the X games a truly great story or a twist you talk about for years to come (well they did come close in X5 with the whole Zero thing, but they screwed that up in X6).\n\nX8 is not a bad game, but it definaitely is not a great game in any way, shape, or form. If your just getting into Mega Man X, do yourself the biggest favor (and save some money) and buy Mega Man X4 for the PSX (which is the best game in the series in my opinion, and is a greatest hit - I wonder why that is?) If your a fan, you probably already have that, but I honestly can't recommend buying X8 for it's retail price of $40 (no, wait, $39.95). The game is honestly not worth buying for that much. Wait for price to come down, buy a used one, rent it, or borrow it off a friend that bought it.\n\nHopefully X9 will be the last game in the series (cause their was only nine original Mega Man games, excluding the Game Boy games and side games - it would make sense). If Capcom is not going to let the game evolve beyond it's tired and true boundries, or even add somekind of two player mode, then I rather the series be put out of its misery that countinue making so-and-so sequels.","Product: Wild ARMs 4 invites you to go on a journey through a war-torn world, with the power to either repair it - or destroy it. All his life, a young man named Jude lived in the tiny village of Ciel, until the day a hole was ripped in the sky. That day, a military invasion uncovered a strange and powerful weapon called an ARM. It bonded to Jude and now he'll have to master it to save his home & people. As he becomes a man in a time of war, he'll have a chance to put a stop to the violence.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Neither hit nor miss...\n\nReview: Wild Arms fans have had it pretty good over the last few months with the debut of Alter Code:F a few months ago <grin> and now with Wild Arms 4. Needless to say my PS2 has not seen this much action since I bought it and Star Ocean: Till the End of Time back in 2004.\n\nAs a RPG series, Wild Arms is, and will always be in the shadow of almost everything Square-Enix throws down the pike (a fact so painfully obvious that it has to be accepted by the masses), so if you want to give Wild Arms 4 or any of the previous games a try, you can't, for example, use the Final Fantasy series as a golden standard as far as all RPGs go and use it as a basis for comparison. If you do, don't bother, as you'll ultimately be disappointed. That said, Wild Arms 4 is a solid game, but doesn't even begin to reach the level attained by the earlier games in the series.\n\nFor the most part, the changes Media. Vision has made to the basic Wild Arms formula do work, and help layer and mask what was probably one of the most simplistic RPG battle systems in existence. While the hex battle system adds a little strategy to the fights, combat is still simple enough and makes it easy enough to pick up and play. Still, there are a few hitches to be aware of, such as when one of your characters gets KO'ed even before you get a turn due to the random character/enemy grid placement, or having to compensate for uneven character leveling.\n\nGameplay wise, Wild Arms 4 trades some of the puzzle solving elements the series is known for some side-scrolling elements that unmistakably reminds me of Naughty Dog's Crash Bandicoot series (which isn't a bad thing at all). Overall this works pretty well, especially considering the excellent brain-teaser like puzzles from original WA have dwindled over the years and sequels into obvious, watered-down solutions (excluding a few certain exceptions, mind you). The fact your characters no longer have a pre-specified set of tools to carry out through the game to solve puzzles, while realistic, is somewhat disappointing (although sometimes trying to get said tool to point A to point B can be a puzzle in itself).\n\nGraphically, one could say that Wild Arms 4 is a step above Wild Arms Alter Code:F. This is pretty much due to the fact Wild Arms 4 was probably build from the ground up by Media. Vision, where as Alter Code:F was basically the original Wild Arms slapped into a Wild Arms 3 shell. Like Wild Arms 3, Wild Arms 4 opts for a darker, duller color palette that emphasizes the war weary world of Filgaia, but many will find it clashes with bright colors used throughout Alter Code:F.\n\nWhile the above elements of Wild Arms 4 work well enough, there are a few elements that do leave something to be desired. The story, while quite effectively depicting a post war struggle for power, never really creates a since of urgency until the very end. On top of this, the villains, while interesting at the very least, just can't compare to the Quarter Knights/Metal Demons from Wild Arms/Wild Arms Alter Code:F or Odessa from Wild Arms 2.\n\nThe most disappointing aspect about Wild Arms 4 would have to be the audio. The series staple composer Michiko Naruke only composed more or less one-third of the soundtrack due to illness, meaning her trademark western favored style from the previous games isn't prominent throughout (you can honestly tell which tracks are Naruke's), though thankfully her involvement is preserved. On top of this, while the game sports a very, very good translation (thank you xseed, eat your heart out Agetech!), the voice acting shows why the Wild Arms series was better without it.\n\nSo, if you like Wild Arms, despite the massive magazine review campaign/conspiracy to bash it to end, you will probably enjoy this chapter as well despite the changes.","Product: Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmeria tells the story of another valkyrie sister that takes place hundreds of years before Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth. In this latest installment of the legendary RPG series, divine insurrection besieges the heavens. Invoking his power as king of the gods, Odin hastily reincarnates the spirit of rebel valkyrie Silmeria into Alicia, Princess of Dipan. However, unbeknownst to Odin, the spirit of the battle maiden awakens within Alicia, still seeking vengeance. Believing his daughter to be possessed, King Barbarossa of Dipan declares Alicia dead and exiles her to a faraway castle. Odin learns of Silmeria's awakening and dispatches the imperious Hrist Valkyrie to summon her spirit to Valhalla. Alicia runs in fear -- and Silmeria in defiance -- as they embark on a journey where nothing is what it seems and all hide behind a mask.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Solid, but contains the pitfalls of most tri-ace games...\n\nReview: My experience with developer tri-ace's games dates back to the original Playstation era with Star Ocean:The 2nd Story. Like most gamers on this side of the world, this was probably the one of the first tri-ace titles that had and created enough of a buzz to form a niche of fans. The other game, which is credited with a simular yet even bigger buzz, was the original Valkyrie Profile.\n\nUnfortunately, the yield from the initial pressing run of that game was so low (so tri-ace wouldn't lose to much if the game didn't sell or catch on) by the time I had heard the hype surrounding VP and wanted to give the game a try it was much too late... copies of the game were selling at astronomical prices on e-bay much like how sealed copies of Final Fantasy VII are selling now. Because of this I was ecstatic when a sequel - which in this case is actually a prequel - was announced so I could finally experience what I had missed out on the first time in one form or another. Granted, VP2 is not a complete carbon copy of the original, but the majority of the gameplay elements cross the game/generation gap, so in essence this game should probably give you an idea of what the original itself was like.\n\nSo, would I say that I was blown away or impressed by what I missed out with missing the original VP? Not really.\n\nTo start with, the game is simply beautiful. There are some dazzling effects, from leaves and grass waving in the breeze to various types of weather pounding some of the locals. This is what one should expect from a last generation PS2 title. Sure, every once in a while the battle camera might clip some polygons so it looks like your characters are standing on air, but that is so minor it doesn't matter. The only gripe I have is I wish the characters weapons changed depending on what they currently have equipped. However, since the character designs are so dependant on the default look of the weaponry, the above simply wouldn't work very well.\n\nCombat is Valkyrie's claim to fame, much like it is in other tri-ace games like Star Ocean. This is a good thing, considering the amount of time you'll spend in battle mode leveling up the game's massive number of characters (of which only a handful are actually involved in the story, the others just seem to be there). At a quick glance, the battle system seems to be a button mashers dream, but like a good 3D fighting series (Soul Caliber or Tekken) those who know what their doing will always get further or have less difficulty as things can be difficult enough. Other combat related issues also sprout up: reviving an ally requires you to be near the ally's body and status effects are so not your friend - especially when the whole party is inflicted at once (especially with poison) *shutter* .\n\nAs fun as combat is, there are quite a few hitches to be aware of, such as wasting AP on a dash and getting nowhere because your party is caught on the edge of \"something\" in the environment or when party members become separated for the same reason, limiting your attack options until you take the time and go back and get them. This becomes especially aggravating when you're trying to finish battles as quickly and efficiently as possible to receive experience and crystal bonuses. The change from a 2D fighting environment in VP to a 3D one in VP2 works, but the above issues make you yearn for 2D battles of the original which would probably be devoid of these problems.\n\nThe game's skill system is another area that initially seems interesting and clever but quickly becomes quite cumbersome. You'll form rune words with your equipment and accessories to unlock new \"potential\" skills. Note the word \"potential\" in the previous sentence. Unlocking a new skill doesn't grant the character the skill automatically - only though battle can the skill be used and permanently learned. At first glance this is a good thing since it prevents abuse (think FFIX skill system here), but the player then quickly finds out it \"may\" (well, usually) take a long to learn said skill. Instead of being awarded a set amount of points towards your skills after an enemy defeat like in most normal RPGs, a percentage earned towards potential skills based on the average level of your current party and that of the enemy(s). Because of this you'll constantly be seeking out stronger and stronger enemies and you'll hardly ever find an \"undeniable great place\" to level up. You'll also be contending with the never ending equipping and unequipping of equipment while doing this and often means your party is usually far from wearing the strongest available equipment at all times - something that is usually a given in most RPGs.\n\nTraversing dungeons is probably the most noteworthy aspect of VP2 after the battle system. The first few are a complete cakewalk and teach you the ropes, the later ones can really test you sanity and your brainpower. Correct sealstone usage and photon know-how go a long way towards completely clearing them of all their contents. Kudos to tri-ace for the awesome auto map feature - features like this need to become an industry/genre standard!\n\nIn the sound department, Motoi Sakuraba makes a rather subdued yet solid entrance, seeming to ditch his rather unique yet unorthodox style of composing. It's not until much later until you hear a piece and you know \"yeah, that's Sakuraba, no doubt\". The voice-overs are good, but at the same time just a few tiers above decent.\n\nValkyrie Profile 2 also falls victim to problems that are prevalent in other tri-ace games. Some moments of unbalanced gameplay creep up on the player as the difficulty goes up a few notches without much warning. The story is once again slow to start (is this even a surprise anymore with tri-ace games?), and some of the story twists you can see coming a mile away (the one revelation at the end of Chapter 3 was so freaking obvious!).\n\nAll this said is Valkyrie Profile 2 worth playing if you've never experienced VP? Yes. However, now having experienced it, I honestly think I could have had waited for a price drop instead of buying it on day it came out. Despite this, I still look forward to playing the re-release of the original on the PSP.","Product: with game, case and manual.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Don't dismiss it on age alone...\n\nReview: Pandemonium was always one of those games I wanted to check out... but by the time I actually got a PlayStation back when I was younger (around the time Tomb Raider II and Final Fantasy VII dropped back in 1997) other games had taken obvious priority. Anyway, about a little less than a year ago I nabbed a copy at a local used game store where it - ironically - had belonged to the store's owner. He had recommended the game to me many times before and the fact that he decided to give up his copy made it the prefect chance to try it out.\n\nTurns out he knew what he was talking about. Pandemonium may be as ugly as sin being a very early game for the console but the gameplay does hold up pretty well. It's not perfect... few games are... but I thought it was pretty entertaining despite its drawbacks. Still, I think what I like most about the game is its wild sense of imagination. The ideas for levels in Pandemonium don't seem nearly as restricted as they do in games now. There are some things in the Pandemonium \"world\" that, for the lack of a better phrase, make no sense - but that's part of the charm.\n\nI'm sure there are some detractors out there that will tell you to dismiss this game based on it's age alone, but that's rather hasty and I wouldn't recommend it. However, at the same time I can't really tell those reading to dive in without hesitation. Do your homework on this one if you're interested and proceed appropriately. Personally, I was quickly won over even though the game can be irritating at certain points.\n\nI know some wouldn't consider Pandemonium! to be a hidden gem since it sold enough copies to reach the greatest hit plateau but since its debut a rather significant portion of people have forgotten about it which easily allows one to make a case that it qualifies as such.","Product: sega genesis sonic video game\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good, but not as good as I remember...\n\nReview: During my later grade school years, the 16-bit machines were at the height of the industry. To most, and because of Sega's more than successful advertising, the in-thing was to own a Sega Genesis over a Super Nintendo. Seriously, anyone who grew up during this era has to remember that the \"Genesis did what Nintendon't.\" While the Genesis would be doomed to live out its final days as the guinea pig for failed add-ons, I have to admit there were Genesis titles I was fond of despite my love for the Super Nintendo.\n\nAs if one has to guess, Sonic the Hedgehog was at the top of that list, and at the top of the Sonic the Hedgehog list was Sonic 3. While I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, I can sure as hell remember playing the hell out of this game during the brief time I had access to Genesis when my friend and I temporarily traded consoles in the sixth grade. As blasphemous as some would consider it, Sonic 3 ultimately became the Sega equivalent of Donkey Kong Country to me, easily amongst the best titles the console had to offer. Yet, of course, my friend and I would eventually reacquire our respective consoles and thus I wouldn't touch Sonic 3 - let alone a Genesis - for more than a decade.\n\nFast forward to 2010 and I would again procure a Sega Genesis and Sonic 3. Needless to say those fond memories of playing the game remained crystal clear in the back of my mind and I was more than looking forward to reliving what I considering a gaming triumph. Unfortunately, a decade is a sizable portion of time and one can only imagine how many games I encountered and played within that frame of time - especially with the lifespan of the original PlayStation in there. So here I was, Sonic 3 in hand once again. Would it live up to the memories? Could it? I was more than curious, I was ecstatic.\n\nSo what do I think of Sonic 3 now? Well, the game is as beautiful now as it was back then (at least graphically), but time has certainly thrown it two cents into the equation. For better or worse, Sonic 3 is not the juggernaut I remember. Sure, it's enjoyable but there are several things about the Sonic formula that are way more apparent now than they were back in 1994. The first (and most surprising) is how the game's sense of speed systematically puts a limit on exploration. There are tons of hidden areas within each zone (some of which lead to the insanely awesome Chaos Emerald levels) and their respective acts but there's always an abstract force that constantly reminds you this is not your objective. The levels may be huge and ingeniously designed but with the speed fed \"drive-by\" approach so ingrained in the gameplay you never truly get to experience your surroundings like you would in a Mario game. I'm sure to some I'm missing the point but the game obviously wants but can't seem to juggle both.\n\nThe game also runs into a hitch with Knuckles the Echidna. As a character, I really love Knuckles despite his lack of development here. And that's the problem. I can't fathom introducing such a clever creature and only using him as a prop. This is what makes Sonic 3 feel unfinished in more ways than one, something that was more than proved when Sonic and Knuckles came out. This and the final zone somewhat unhinge all the good the game manages to do with it's new trio of elemental shields, the previously mentioned Chaos Emerald levels and the soundtrack which skillfully hides the deficiencies of the Genesis' sound processor.\n\nWhen all is said and done, if you still have access to a Sega Genesis it goes without saying that any of the cartridge based Sonic titles would make worthy additions to any growing collection. Still, as should be more than obvious to anyone that's lived a few decades, just be aware that current realities may not much up to the rosy images that have been taking up residence in your mind since your last playthrough. That said, it's somewhat revealing that I feel I have to tread with caution within the era that's billed as the \"golden age of Sonic.\"","Product: Dracula has awakened from his 100-year slumber and kidnapped Christopher Belmont's son. There are four castles to explore as you take the role of Christopher and try to save your son: Crystal, Cloud, Plant, and Rock, which can be completed in any order before going on to the final stages. In all of the levels, you must face hordes of undead enemies. Luckily, you have your trusty whip to help you vanquish your foes. At times, the whip will not be enough and you will have to use holy water, daggers, and other special weapons to advance. Destroying Dracula is the Belmont legacy help Christopher continue the tradition in CASTLEVANIA II: Belmont's Revenge.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Just buy it already, it's that good\n\nReview: While I'm a big fan of Castlevania I'm not really the biggest fan of the old school titles prior to Symphony of the Night. This isn't to say that I don't like the games done in that style, or that I think the Metroidvania style is better, but it isn't until Super Castlevania IV that these games really grabbed me. However, after purchasing and playing through Belmont's Revenge I can safety say there is another old-school CV that gets my motor running.\n\nAs other reviewers have mentioned, Belmont's Revenge is the sequel to Castlevania: The Adventure, and I can happily say that this game is superior in pretty much every conceivable category. This is easily the best of the GameBoy games and personally I like it even more than the games in the NES trilogy. Great level design, one of the greatest 8-bit soundtracks you'll ever hear combine with classic yet streamlined Castlevania gameplay to make this one hell of a cart. The only real negative to be had with Belmont's Revenge is the last two bosses require a rather absurd level of accuracy... but this is generally the norm with the games in the series.\n\nAnyway, I don't know any other way to put it. Belmont's Revenge is not only an insanely great Castlevania game it's just a great game period. The game caught me complete off guard (in a good way) and I would definitely recommend it to anyone with an interest.","Product: Box only. No game, cartridge not included. This is only for empty box. Box is in amazing condition better than most were brand new!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A very nice (but insanely brief) game...\n\nReview: I'm a big fan of the Ninja Gaiden trilogy on the NES (except Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom which is technically impressive and completely disappointing in just about every other category) so it was only natural I'd check this out at some point. I was able to find a very nice copy for around twenty dollars which is fair considering this isn't the most common cart and I'll admit it's a very well done game that GameBoy/Ninja Gaiden fans should check out and add to their collection.\n\nHowever, the fact that I completed Ninja Gaiden Shadow in a mere two hours - and this was my first time ever playing it - really made me question the investment. The game isn't nearly as difficult as the NES games (which is nice) but this is why the game can be finished so quickly. In a certain sense you can't really pick on Shadow for this too much since older games tend to be shorter... and it's a bit longer than Kirby's Dream Land which is AMAZING... but I can think of many other GameBoy games that are much less expensive that will give you more bang for your buck like the overlooked Donkey Kong Land games.\n\nI can't say I feel cheated by Ninja Gaiden Shadow - although it would have been nice for it to have more of a story like the NES games - but if you're more conservative with the games you're purchasing (I'm so totally not that it makes my wallet cry...) you may want to pass over this title for something more robust... or wait until you come across a really good deal.","Product: NES Adventures of Felix the Cat\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Who could have guessed Felix could star in a decent platformer\n\nReview: I remember the first time I saw a Felix the Cat NES cartridge. As happy as I was in actually knowing who Felix the Cat was, something I think would be lost on today's youth even more than those who grew up during the early nineties, I was skeptical how a game based on a character from the 1920's/1950's would turn out. Upon popping the game into my friend's Nintendo, I was pleasantly surprised.\n\nFelix the Cat plays out like most platformers of the time and is more-or-less a copy of Super Mario Bros. 2 with its own cast of enemies and power-up system. The events of the game are set into motion when The Professor (Felix's arch nemesis) holds Kitty (Felix's love interest) hostage in an attempt to retrieve Felix's \"Magic Bag,\" a satchel capable of transforming into anything its owner desires. Using his \"magical bag of tricks,\" Felix must confront The Professor, his cast of cronies and ultimately rescue his beloved.\n\nOf course, getting there is half the fun. For the most part, each world Felix visits on his way to the mad doctor has it's own theme: there's an Egyptian like area, a climb up a snow covered mountain, underwater excursions and mid-air encounters that lead up to the battle-scared wastes of space. As adequate as the stage design is, the batter half of the gameplay lies with the power-up system. By collecting Felix icons, the player can increase Felix's magic level which provides the player with a variety of attack options, not to mention providing additional hit points. While the forms available vary depending on the type of level being played, these transformations are fueled by hearts. Hearts are consumed naturally over time and can be restored with milk, another power-up that appears upon retrieving a fixed amount of icons.\n\nAs well-rounded and creative as the power-up system is in general, there are some areas of Felix the Cat that could have used some more work. The boss encounters that conclude each world are easily the game's weakest link, the battles centered on enemies with insultingly simple attack patterns that make those used by robot masters in Mega Man look like an art form. The relatively lax level of difficulty spills over into the levels as well, as it's easy to work up a reserve of lives and beat the game in little over an hour. Still, the most disappointing aspect of the game has to be the music. The title theme and selection for world one are magnificent but the remainder of the score quickly looses focus.\n\nWhile I can't exactly say I would have paid full price for Felix the Cat when it debuted, the game is easily worth what a general, non-top tier NES title goes for these days. The experience may not have longevity in its favor, but it's a well-crafted product that deserves a look after you've acquired all the other, must have NES releases.","Product: mega man, no manual or cover \n\njust the game disk only\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nice extras, but it's probably not worth the extra dough\n\nReview: As most Mega Man fans know, Mega Man 8 on the Sega Saturn is somewhat of a rarity. Originally intended as Saturn exclusive along with the excellent Mega Man X4, this plan quickly changed when Sony made it known they were interested in bringing the games to the PlayStation as well. To the enlightened, such a story is riddled with irony considering it's widely believed Sony was more interested in showing off the 3D capabilities of their system than allowing 2D sidescrollers live on to the next generation. Tongue-in-cheek as it ended up being, in what was more of a tradeoff for the lost of the exclusive, Capcom gave the Saturn version the edge in bonus material. So what's so different about Mega Man 8 on the Saturn compared to the PlayStation? Not much, but enough to make the value of these releases as different as night and day.\n\nAs silly as it may seem, I remember being extremely upset that I couldn't fight Cut Man and Wood Man when I played through the PlayStation version all those years ago just because of what console I was playing on. These battles (and the remixed tunes that play during them) are nice touches, as are the sound, music and hidden animation test that appear in the additional bonus mode, but when you get down to it, these things mean ultimately mean little when the whole picture is considered. What am I talking about? Well, before one can really say how much these extras add one must ask how good the core game is. So, for a Mega Man game, how good is Mega Man 8? Does it sail towards the heavens or does it dwell in the darkest depths?\n\nShallow as it may seem, the deciding factor in Mega Man 8 failure and success ends up being graphics and art direction. Why? Well, when one considers that nothing of significant note has really changed in the gameplay department in eight games you can't really call that a defining element. For better or worse this is true, blue Mega Man. So, given that there is nothing truly new, it's easy to see why a rather superficial element such a graphics becomes important yet this is where the game ends up divided upon itself. From a graphical standpoint the game is beautiful; I have no qualms about the quality of its 2D prowess. So what's the problem? The art direction. As if Mega Man 7 on the SNES wasn't bad enough, Mega Man 8 takes the characters and world we grew up with on the (blissfully limited) NES and shoves them through the cuteness grinder once again.\n\nNow, I expect some to fire back with the argument that Mega Man has always been \"cutesy,\" not necessarily in the games themselves (where the NES thankfully prohibited it) but in official artwork Capcom has produced throughout the years. Point taken, but that doesn't mean we have to indulge this and splash it all over the freaking screen. Okay, I'll admit if I want a dose of stone cold seriousness I could always pop in a Mega Man X game but I find it hysterical how Mega Man 8 is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this. Quite honestly I thought this game would go down as the cuddliest Mega Man game in existence but Capcom proved me wrong with Powered Up on the PSP. What's even more surprising (i.e. downright wrong) is how Mega Man 8 outsold Mega Man X4. Let me repeat that: Mega Man 8 sold more copies than Mega Man X4. How is that even possible? Here we have a game that literally adds nothing to its continuity while Mega Man X4 is a series highlight that gives the original Mega Man X a serious run for its money.\n\nAs a product I have to say I somewhat loathe Mega Man 8. I know you can't teach an old dog new tricks but that doesn't stop pet owners from dressing up their dogs in ridiculous outfits. The truth is dogs aren't meant to wear clothes and there's no reason Mega Man needs to look uber cute. What's cute about robots fighting robots? Anyway, as hopelessly off track as I've become, I can't say this bone Capcom threw Saturn owners (it's more like a treat than a bone) is worth the extra green. Stick with the PlayStation version if you're a casual fan and only indulge in this version if you have the obsessive compulsive desire to own everything that is Mega Man.","Product: The Mad Gear Gang has spread crime and violence throughout the streets of Metro City. Only one man has enough guts to take the streets back from them, Mayor Mike Haggar. Now the Mad Gear Gang has kidnapped his daughter Jessica to bring him under their control. But they've made one mistake: Haggar's furious and he wants someone's head! Guy and Jessica's boyfriend, Cody, are joining Haggar to clean up the slime-filled streets and rescue Jessica. Along the way you'll find food to replenish your health, or better yet, search for weapons to knock the living daylights out of your enemies. So join Haggar and his friends as they try to free the city from the evil clutches of the Mad Gear Gang!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A pint-sized classic based off a classic\n\nReview: When it comes to retro NES titles, I find it rather odd that Mighty Final Fight is the quote unquote rarest game I was looking to add to my collection. While I'll admit the SNES port of the arcade original is where Final Fight started for most, I can't say that title is why Final Fight has remained at the forefront of my gaming memories for as long as it has. So given that, what's so special about Mighty Final Fight? How could a downscaled rendition of a SNES classic be of such note? Well, as one would expect given the formula behind it, calling Mighty Final Fight special is somewhat of a stretch, even for someone who is pretty smitten with the game. It's obvious that hundreds of games, games from the Double Dragon series, Battletoads to Sega's Streets of Rage have crossed strikingly similar terrain over the years.\n\nAs blindingly derivative as gaming can end up being, most know there are times where experiences can thrive upon their simplicity. As simple as a game like Final Fight was, there's a part of me that can't help but think that it was a bit too simplistic to really show off a (new at that time) console like the SNES. This isn't to say I was disappointed with Final Fight, but to say it was a quantum leap over the last generation of brawlers (beyond graphics) would be a lie. It's this - the lack of any real progression - that makes Mighty Final Fight so attractive in an ironic sort of way. Simply put, there is no real sacrifice made in taking the series back a console generation. While I'll concede that's not exactly the most positive thing one could say about a game, the game's super-deformed presentation has its own way of charming the player and is a worthy avenue to explore in contrast to the straight-edged look of its technologically advanced brethren.\n\nThat said, Mighty Final Fight still contains many of the irritants of the time. Despite being a last generation NES title, the amount of time the sprite layer of graphics spends flickering during game play is rather obscene. Granted, it's never enough to flat-out rail-road the experience but it does slightly mar what is an otherwise spectacular looking game. Perhaps what's even more surprising (e.g. disappointing) is the audio by Setsuo Yamamoto. I absolutely love good NES music but outside the crunchy boss theme Yamamoto's themes seem a little uncomfortable with their meandering nature. The last thing that brings the final grade down a bit is the difference power and speed have in relation to game's characters. Giving each character their own individual attributes is something that any game should implement, but as far as which one is the greater (or which one is more useful in helping you beat the game) speed has the definite edge over power since there are so many instances where speed is much more beneficial and can easily make up for the lack of power.\n\nDespite this, Mighty Final Fight is an enjoyable romp that is reminiscent of a simpler time. Unfortunately, the real problem with Mighty Final Fight is its cost. Again, not that you'd think it by looking at it, but the game is not exactly common and with so many other quality beat-them-ups available for a fraction of the cost, it's debatable how many will justify that cost. Those looking to experience the game while avoiding the price tag may want to check out the game on GBA where it one of the three games included in the Capcom Classic Mini Mix. Regardless of which path you choose, don't pass up on what can be experienced here just because of the art style or simplicity; Mighty Final Fight can be rather engaging if given the chance.","Product: Progressive scan compact DVD player with Dolby digital output and on-screen graphical user interface.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: When you pay for trash you get trash\n\nReview: The only positive thing I can say about this product is I love how compact it is, why do most dvd players have to be wide and thin space gobblers?\n\nHowever, if you're a avid watcher of cartoon shows on DVD (South Park, Family Guy) you really need to stay away from this player. Bright colors (like the red brim of Stan's hat, the orange and green on Kyle, and the red and yellow on Cartman) are pixelated to hell where they meet one another. It's just very ugly and considering how much I watch them sub standard viewing is not acceptable.\n\nAnything live-action fares a bit better, but if you look carefully enough you can still see some pixelization.\n\nBottom line, look elsewhere and be willing to spend a bit more for DVD player than this despite tempting price tags.","Product: Under the white guy \"everyman\" exterior lurks one of the cleverest original comedians of today. An established star in standup comedy and a frequent guest on the late shows of David Letterman and Conan O'Brien, Jim Gaffigan is a noted actor as well, from comedic turns in Super Troopers, That 70s Show and Sex and the City to dramatic roles in dozens of films and TV dramas. But here his unique comedy persona takes over -- cantankerous but endearing, clean but cutting, with an irrepressible \"inside voice\" that keeps wickedly popping out - to the delight of the audience in Chicago's historic Vic Theater. And now you can share their guffaws.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A super-stiff stage presence hurts an otherwise spectacular performance\n\nReview: When it comes to comedy, it goes without saying that I love comedians that appear to embrace what they talk about. While it's more than obvious why a comedian that fails to do so is doomed, there is nothing greater when the entire picture (looks and sincerity) come together. While comedians like George Carlin and Christopher Titus have a knack at deciphering what is wrong with society, Jim Gaffigan is a master at tackling the lighter aspects of human behavior, especially when it comes to people and their food stuffs. Point blank, I can't think of any other comedian that can comment on the foods we love (perhaps a bit too much) like Jim can. This doesn't make him as one dimensional as he's able to weave other subjects into his shows but it has more-or-less become his unofficial calling card and as a person who loves food I can't help but reflect on how true it really is.\n\nStill, as rosy as such a description is Gaffigan's brand of comedy runs into a little bit of trouble in DVD form. Given my first experience with Gaffigan's work was the audio recording of this show I was extremely disappointed to find the energy and spirit in Gaffigan's voice does not carry over into his stage presence. I was expecting him to be a bit more active in playing some of these bits out with a camera in front of him but as it stands his movement is light-years behind others like a seventy year-old George Carlin who, for obvious and well-justified reasons, can't jump around the stage like he use to.\n\nWith such an argument placed in front of them, some people may be quick to defend Gaffigan and say his sheepish demeanor on stage is an extension of the lazy, offish person he claims to be. I thought of that as well but he just looks to fidgety and uncomfortable for it to be an act. If it is an act it isn't convincing and gives off an opposite, unintentional message. Do I want him to bop around the stage like Robin Williams? No. As much as I enjoy Williams' comedy one Robin Williams in the world is more than enough. I don't say this to be cruel but to point out that the video portion of this show adds next to nothing to the experience; the proof lies in the fact the audio portion of this show graces my CD player a lot more than the DVD graces my DVD player.\n\nUnlike the vast body of comedians out there, Gaffigan's shortcomings are easy to decipher and pass judgment on. While some may question why that may be good thing, it ultimately makes some decisions that would otherwise be difficult easier. While I'd expect some to point out how such an argument is self-defeating, it starts to make sense the more you think about it. From here it's only a short jump, skip and hop for one to discover why Gaffigan's material is as versatile as it is.","Product: The final race for the ultimate secret of the universe has unwittingly begun. A mysterious and ancient relic dating back to the very beginning of time called the Zohar may be the key. And for some unknown reasons an aggressive and dangerous species called the Gnosis attacks humankind viciously and often.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A good alternative to playing the game...\n\nReview: When it comes to video games, Xeno is a prefix that is more or less guaranteed to create sparks when uttered in conversation. Whether it's the debate that Xenogears' various development problems keep it from being the quote unquote \"perfect\" game (really, don't even get me started on this one....) or how utterly ridiculous it was for Nintendo to forgo releasing Xenoblade abroad when the demand was obviously there, the truth is Xeno games have a history as checkered as their acceptance by gamers themselves.\n\nAs ambitious as these games really are, the problem that some had with Xenosaga's lengthy cutscenes is well justified. Like any given Metal Gear Solid title, it seemed the player was left watching almost as much as they where playing. That said, while there's a bit of hyperbole in there it's not like these scenes were boring and flaccid. In fact, there are several scenes throughout the game that make it worth replaying. Yet the concept of honesty makes it necessary for me to admit that Xenosaga's gameplay undoubtedly plays second fiddle to its story.\n\nUnfortunately, Xenosaga is a bit conflicted here as well. While its narrative is a lot easier to navigate than that of Xenogears, Xenosaga has the \"unique\" trait of having an NPC that's far more interesting than many of the player's characters. Who am I talking about? Andrew Cherenkov. When the game opens, we find come to see that Commander Cherenkov is second in command aboard the Woglinde, but what we learn about him from that point on challenges one's perception of good and evil and quickly overshadows anything the game tries to establish about Shion, the main character.\n\nThis is the main reason I tracked down Xenosaga Limited Edition Movie DVD. When you get right down to it all of the characters are important, but Cherenkov is something else entirely. You just don't run into an all-encompassing character like this very often and being able to relive his story with minimal fuss was of the utmost importance to me. Anyway, beyond a small hitch or two, Andrew's story is faithfully preserved on this pre-order bonus, as is the remainder of the game's narrative. Still, with so much material on hand there are obviously areas where this item falls short. I could get into specifics about the scenes that are included/excluded (trust me, I have some definite gripes) but really can't due to spoilers and space.\n\nThere are few isolated instances where the video cuts out for fraction of a second. Nothing too grievous, but it does take away from the product's overall level of quality. There was also a small section where the audio dropped out in similar fashion. Still, considering this was initially a bonus item that didn't cost customers anything I'm more than willing to overlook such slight miscues. There are also no subtitles. The subtitles from the game are now absent and the video is now completely unobscured. Depending on what your looking for this can be good or bad.\n\nSuch issues aside, the further one gets in the DVD the less material they'll ultimately find sacrificed. Personally, I don't find the second half the game/narrative as exciting as the first (mainly due to the lack of Cherenkov) but it doesn't but too much of a damper on the proceedings. The only other real downer is the time since episode II's release has made the Xenosaga Limited Edition Movie DVD a somewhat uncommon item. Still, as most know it's somewhat hard to tell when or if these pre-order bonuses will end up becoming something down the road or if they are really worth procuring. In this case I have to say I'm hook, line and sinker. That said, fans of the series will probably have no problem in following suit.","Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: There are several things about The Ultimate Sin that make no sense...\n\nReview: In the world of music, there are several things I don't understand. At the top of the list lies Ozzy Osbourne and that business manager wife of his. Ozzy has shown more disrespect towards his back catalog of music than any other musician I can think of in order to save a few measly dollars. While this won't stop me from enjoying the tracks and albums I like, the stories behind re-recording parts of classic albums like Blizzard of Ozz are just ugly. Just as ugly is almost acting as if The Ultimate Sin and \"Shot in the Dark\" never existed in the first place.\n\nNow don't get me wrong, The Ultimate Sin is far from a five star album. Like a lot of people, my main concern was obtaining a copy of Shot in the Dark on a CD since you can't find it on any other album. With that mission accomplished, I thought the story was over. Far from it. Needless to say I was surprised how the rest of the album managed to sneak up on me, from the Cold War inspired \"Thank God for the Bomb\" to welcoming beat of \"Secret Loser\" there is much more to be discovered here. In fact, \"Secret Loser\" pretty much sums up the situation this albums is in considering it was passed up for re-release and re-mastering in 2002.\n\nOne can only wonder why such a worthy pit stop would be deleted from Osbourne's catalog. Most people - myself included at one point - erroneously thought The Ultimate Sin was shelved because of a royalties dispute between Osborune and Phil Soussan. This doesn't seem to be the case since the last legal dispute between the two was settled back in the 1990's. So what's the deal? Hopefully, with Ozzy's back catalog being re-released again this album with get another look by the big wigs that ultimately make the decisions. Maybe they'll make the right choice this time and restore this discarded piece of history. Still, I'm not counting on it.\n\nAnyway, as was said before, I can't give The Ultimate Sin a five out of five. The album is enjoyable and gives according to how much the listener is willing to put into it but it's still not a top of the line release. Such truths aside, the album definitely deserves much more credit than it seems to receive from its creator and can easily find a place in any music lover's collection.","Product: Japanese Version featuring a Bonus Track: \"The Rest of the Sun Belongs to Me\".\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Has lost a bit of clout over the years...\n\nReview: As odd as such a statement may seem for the beginning of a review, Winterheart's Guild is one of the most peculiar records I've ever come across. It's not the music that's unusual, but rather how many times my opinion of the album has changed over the years. Of the top of the head I can't think of another album that matches the heated, internal debate Winterheart's Guild has stirs within me.\n\nStill, my experience with \"Winterheart's\" really begins in 2002 after receiving a mixed CD with \"Victoria's Secret\" and \"The Ruins of My Life\" on it from an old friend. Of the two songs I found that really I liked \"Victoria's Secret\" but I totally despised \"The Ruins of My Life\" and still do. Despite the latter being one of the worst songs that Kakko has ever penned, I was definitely interested in hearing more of the album, especially after checking out Silence and Ecliptica. Unfortunately, my first impression of Winterheart's Guild was less somewhat negative. There was something about it that quickly put in behind its predecessors. The album would remain at the back of the pack until I got a roommate of mine interested in the band and his interest reignited my exploration of the band's music. Eventually I discovered I liked the album, I liked it a lot. There was something about it that was simply \"edgier\" and a bit more chaotic than the straight-laced albums that preceded it.\n\nFor years, and even through the release of Reckoning Night, this was enough to put the album at the top of the heap. Things would eventually change with the release of Unia - an album I disliked for the better part of a year. Once Unia wore down my initial defenses - presenting the change I didn't know I wanted - I realized it and follow-up The Days of Grays outclassed the majority of band's previous material. After listening to those albums, I found it hard to have patience with a speedy, one-dimensional track like \"The Cage\" or a slow, one-dimensional track like \"Gravenimage.\" These songs are far from bad but they just can't compare to albums with more to offer, or even other songs on this album like \"Champagne Bath,\" \"Silver Tongue\" and \"Abandoned, Pleased, Brainwashed, Exploited.\"\n\nBeyond knocking \"The Cage\" for being a bit shallow, you may notice that the slower songs are the ones I'm picking on and not the fast ones. This ying and yang is another area that's been slightly tarnished by time. Despite the band being more known for their speedier numbers than slower ones, I always felt the band struck a good balance between both. The band's newest releases reaffirm this to me but Winterhearts, perhaps more than any other album, proves the slower pieces are more susceptible to time's wear and tear. As noted, \"Gravenimage\" has some problems getting out of the gate as does \"Broken\" even though it's still one of the album's greatest calling cards. Things get even more confusing as the album draws to a close with the ultimate Replica wannabe \"The Ruins of My Life\" and enchanting yet conflicted \"Draw Me.\"\n\nNeither the star-studded masterpiece nor the misguided rush I initially thought it was Winterheart's Guild is an album that is shrouded in a veil of uncertainty. As important as the album is in the scheme of things, albums like Unia and The Days of Grays have done a more than efficient job at chipping away at its allure. Such a situation is a double edged sword. While one would obviously want the band to continue their effort in making great music no one wants it to be at the expense of where they've been. Alas, that's something musicians can't really help. That said, even though Winterheart's Guild will always be there, it's definitely less inviting than it once was.","Product: 2003 debut album for melodic power metal sensation from Hanover, Germany, produced by Olaf Reitmeier (Luca Turilli, Gun Barrel, Kamelot). SPV.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: One Of The Best Releases Of 2003 - Easy...\n\nReview: Galloglass, being a melodic power metal band, are in a very crowded genre of music, were fingers point between fans in conversations like the following: \"this band copies this band,\" and \"this band is sounds like this band.\", or \"this vocalist sounds like and copies this vocalist.\"\nI've never been one for comparing bands to each other (I still don't see how people think Tobias Sammet sounds Like Burce Dickinson of Iron Maiden...), but after listening to this CD constantly ever since my friend bought it, I can safely say without a doubt in my head, this isn't a carbon copy, cut and paste of something you heard before.\nAs for the performance by the band itself, I feel as though nothing could make it sound better than it already does with the mad guitar playing (ex. Dragons Revenge), the soothing and totally awesome violin (ex. Legend From Now and Forevermore). Add to the mix a great vocalist, crazy drumming, and top-notch production, you know you have a winner.\nSo what would I compare this to, despite the fact I don't care for comparisons? I have read many reviews saying that it's like a stripped down version of Rhapsody without the mass orchestration, with more of a power/speed metal foundation... and I can see where they could make this relation. I also tend to think of Dream Evil's Dragon Slayer (another great CD) when listening to this, in terms of the point behind the lyrics.\nSo do not delay, if you consider yourself any kind of a metal fan, you owe it to yourself to take a listen to Galloglass, you won't be disappointed...\nHmmm, I wonder when their next CD comes out...","Product: Since the opening tones of their sensational debut album, \"Legendary Tales\", Rhapsody have been one of the most unusual phenomena of the current Metal scene. The huge range of their creativity, the number of legendary compositions that the Italian band, with their primary members guitarist Luca Turilli and keyboarder Alex Staropoli, have released until 2002 is documented in their `Best Of' album, \"Tales From The Emerald Sword Saga\". Nowhere on Earth can one find anything remotely comparable, be it in their style or in the strength of expression. RHAPSODY is unique in the true meaning of the word and the 16 tracks (over 70 minutes play time) prove thus.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Decent compilation despite obvious restrictions...\n\nReview: Let me start by saying I am not really the biggest Rhapsody fan on the face of the earth (I personally favor Luca Turilli's solo work over Rhapsody's), but I've heard about all the band has to offer and I personally only care for a little more than a handful of the band's work. So when I heard the band was releasing a compilation album for the Emerald Sword saga, I was interested because (like any human being) I didn't feel like buying 5 different CDs for the few tracks I like on each release (even though I did buy Power of the Dragonflame, and I still want to purchase Rain of a Thousand Flames.)\nIn reality, you really do get the best of best (for the most part) when it comes to the included tracks, but I'm sure some Rhapsody fans would probably ague with me here, and I'd expect that as there are some really good songs missing, but among these songs are mainly the long epics (like Angels, Gargoyles of Darkness from Power of the Dragonflame, which clocks in at over 19 minutes) and well, I don't really think you'd want to sacrifice 5 to 6 of the shorter songs for one song (no matter how good it is!) This could have been solved by having a double disc, but I really don't think that would be necessary, because most fans are going to have all the bands works anyway and raising the price wouldn't be a good thing either.\nAs for the video clip on the CD, if you have already acquired the video for \"Holy Thunderforce\" from the limited double-disc edition of Dawn of Victory, it is almost the same on this disc, except for one major difference - it is now in black and white and made to look dated, to increase the medieval feeling the video has. Not really anything too new or great, but a nice touch. I personally would like to have had the \"Rain of a Thousand Flames\" video instead of the updated \"Holy Thunderforce\" video, but oh well.\nAs for the box set goodies, mentioned above, include a sticker that has the same artwork as the front of the box set (which I like the sticker, but I hate using cool stickers, because I always lose or quit using what I place them on, grrr!), a \"small\" poster of the CD case's artwork (which I think was neat putting all six covers of their previous releases together separated by swords in a pie formation), and finally picture cards of each band member and a group shot. The cards are a nice touch, but I feel I can't do much with them, because I want to keep them in a safe place so they stay nice, along with the rest of the box and extras (thus I placed the CD and booklet in a different case.) This is underscored by the fact the CD and booklet come in a cardboard digi-pack instead of a jewel case, but the digi-pack is very, very nicely done though.\n\nSo in the end, if you're a big Rhapsody fan, you probably have all the music included here if you have all the Rhapsody CD's, but you'll probably want the extra's this box set offers. On the other hand, if your new to Rhapsody, and is you first purchase of the band's music, this is probably a good place to start as it gives you a little morsel of each of the band's releases (but in that case just settle for the normal edition of this CD without the extras.) All in all, I'm glad I got this release and even paid a little more of the box set. The only thing left to say is \"when is the new Rhapsody CD coming out?\"","Product: Japanese pressing of the Finnish prog-metal act's 2004 album with 1 added bonus track 'Wrecking the Sphere'. Avalon.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Awesome, but not their best...\n\nReview: After being completely addicted to the last Sonata Arctica album, Winterheart's Guild, I was wondering how Sonata could possibly get any better. After completely surpassing their fellow countrymen Stratovarius in my heavy metal mindset, the release of this album had me counting the days until I could get a copy.\n\nReckoning Night still doesn't surpass Winterheart's Guild in my book, but that really doesn't matter when the album packs an extremely major punch. Sonata once again keeps things fresh by experimenting and expanding upon the sound that makes them who they are.\n\nDon't Say a Word, the sequel to Silence's The End of this Chapter is worth the price of admition in itself, being downright creepy and merciless to the very end. Wildfire is just to die for, and is probably the band's most ruthless and angry sounding song after Dream Theives from the Broken EP (another personal favorite). White Pearl, Black Oceans takes the Sonata sound to new heights, and is downright sad when you decipher the story behind the lyrics. Jani Liimatainen's My Selene is also a strong point and a surprise as well, as it is usually vocalist and mastermind Tony Kakko behind the creative process.\n\nIt's really hard to say anything negative about Reckoning Night, but I was quite suprised upon my first listen that the production had taken a very noticeable hit in quality. The overall sound is not as clean as the first three albums. Still, there is enough sweet ear candy to be had here to make up for that.\n\nHowever, I must admit I really didn't like shelling out an extra $15 bucks for an import, especially considering the bonus track \"Wrecking the Sphere\" is completely worthless. I know I'll sound like a broken record, but I do get really sick of waiting a few extra months to get a domestic copy of an European metal outfit's CD in the U.S.. I mean how long did we have to wait for an American copy of Nightwish's Once ~ FOREVER. But, hey, I'm a sucker for great metal, so I guess I'll calm down.\n\nSonata shows no signs of slowing down with Reckoning Night. I'd recommend this to anyone with an interest in the genre, but I still recommend Winterheart's Guild or Ecliptica as one's first Sonata purchase.","Product: Limited Edition double CD pressing of this Primal Fear collection that is a comprehensive retrospective of the greatest songs ever released by Primal Fear. Features a bonus disc containing nine cover versions including legendary tracks by Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Thin Lizzy and others. 25 tracks total. Nuclear Blast. 2006.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Extremely disappointing; how NOT to do a greatest hits album\n\nReview: In my review of Primal Fear's latest effort Seven Seals, I stated that Primal Fear is one of those bands I may have held a higher regard for if they were one of the first euro-flavored metal bands I had the pleasure of experiencing. Unfortunately, that was never the case with Primal Fear and the band's first four albums, while good in there own right, really didn't bowl me over in anyway. While there are songs on each release that are definitely worth owning, there were simply not enough on any given release in my mind to warrant a purchase until 2005's Seven Seals came along.\n\nDespite being satisfied with what Seven Seals offered I've always wanted to get some older Primal Fear and fatten up that part of my collection, but as usual there was always something else coming out at those times (another band's album, etc) that I just had to have more and would grab my attention and money. However, the day I saw the press release for this compilation on the band's website I must say I was ecstatic - the idea of nabbing some of the band's older tunes on a double disc greatest hits album was a very attractive prospect. Unfortunately, the minute I saw the track listing the air was quickly taken out of my sails.\n\nWhile the first disc contains actual Primal Fear songs (the selections are pretty hit and miss in my opinion, and some of the tracks I would have liked to see here aren't - if only \"Controlled\" where there it just *might* be worth it) the second disc is crammed with second-rate cover songs of just about any 80's metal band you can possibly think of. When one boots up a release such as this I think most would expect most of the material to be the band's \"original\" material, not bogus b-side drivel. Obviously the \"Very Best of Primal Fear\" part of this compilation's title only applies to the first disc. Sure, this disc may interest those who already have the all the band's albums and wish to obtain these b-sides to finish off their collections, but for the modest fans they are not necessary - or acceptable.\n\nThe \"other\" problem with this compilation is a release such as this really should have seen daylight prior to the release of Seven Seals in 2005. Mixing songs from the first four albums with songs from Seven Seals just doesn't feel right - the band made MAJOR changes in the direction of the music on that album when compared to the first four, which for the most part all sound and feel similar. If this album focused on those four albums all the music would sound completely uniform and feel more unified - no tracks would seem out of place or be the odd man out as some from Seven Seals do here.\n\nIf the second disc of this compilation wasn't as botched with so much undesirable material as it is this would be a definite must buy in my eyes, but why should one pay for cover songs when one wants to hear Primal Fear originals. If they put out a single disc edition - scraping the second disc altogether - and lowered the price to a little above the price of a normal release I would probably bite. Unfortunately, as it stands this compilation is simply half full.","Product: Swedish Metal Templars, Hammerfall, continue their amazing legacy of releasing the highest quality fistpumping, head-banging, anthemic material on their seventh studio epic, Threshold! Music video for ''The Fire Burns Forever'' (1st single) [featuring participants of the 2006 European Athletics Championships] will receive heavy rotation on MTV2's Headbangers Ball, Fuse's Metal Asylum as well as on hundreds of regional video programs.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Possibly a new personal low? Depends on your taste...\n\nReview: I have to start this review by saying I was not at all impressed by the last Hammerfall album, 2005's Chapter V. Outside three stellar tracks and about two fair ones, that album showed the band is content with releasing the same stuff over and over with little tweaks until the fans make enough of a fuss where a big change is completely necessary. So when was the last time I was completely happy with a Hammerfall release? Try 2002's Crimson Thunder, a album that more or less saved the band from delete bin hell in the eyes of many, not that I personally disliked Renegade as much as some seemed to. In fact, some seemed a little too eager to bash Renegade - I thought is was good although it proved some change was definitely needed, and Crimson Thunder ultimately brought those changes.\n\nSo now the Threshold is upon us (boo, bad pun I know) and simply put you're either going to love or hate this album - I really don't see that much of a middle ground with fans and this disc. To Hammerfall's credit, a lot of things on Threshold are done differently than with any of the previous albums: the backing vocals try to make the leap to what some might deem as epic or even more epic than before, Joacim tries to mix in some different vocal approaches and musically the album is definitely a lot slower than any other album in the band's catalog.\n\nIt's not that all these changes are bad, but the way some of them are implemented is what hurts this album in the long run. Most of the slower songs such as \"Titan\" and \"Rebel Inside\" really suffer in the chorus department. Even the faster, more pleasing songs such as \"Natural High\" sound somewhat awkward in how the chorus coincides with the music. Even a solid yet stereotypical sounding song such as \"Shadow Empire\" is practically ruined because of a rather unimaginative chorus - something Hammerfall can usually seem to pull off with ridiculous ease it isn't even funny. Other songs such as \"Howlin' With the `Pac\" are good, but seriously did we need to spell \"pack\" as \"pac\" - not trying to be nick-picky but that's not very \"metal\" now is it? Let's leave the butchering of the English language and stupid ways of spelling things to rappers, pop-stars and games like Mortal Kombat. The lack of a proper ballad is also a rough spot even though some consider \"Dark Wings, Dark Words\" as the album's ballad. This fails to be the case in my opinion, even though it is a solid track. The lack of an undeniable full-ledged ballad is regrettable since Hammerfall have always had a corny yet well developed ballad on every disc.\n\nThe obvious increase and emphasis of the backing vocals in most songs around the choruses ultimately fails to make the songs any more esthetically pleasing than they already are - they're getting awfully close to overstepping the bounds of what I consider tasteful and what will probably become overkill in the near future. Other Euro metal fans will notice that certain parts of the music and harmonies seem to mimic, \"borrow\" and even blatantly rip off other bands: most of \"Dark Wings, Dark Words\" and the opening rif of \"Genocide\" is so Stratovarius like. Taking it even further some of the guitars in \"Dark Wings, Dark Words\" also sound reminiscent of slower songs by late-era hair metal bands such as Def Leppard.\n\nIn the end this is far from a horrible album, but not a great album in any since of the word. Still the fact even the better songs such as \"Theshold\", \"The Fire Burns Forever\", \"Natural High\" and \"Genocide\" are simply average even by Hammerfall standards leads me to believe this album will not stand the test of time.","Product: Their fourth album featuring Tanja (Lullacry), Kevin Codfert (Adagio) and Tony Kakko (Sonata Arctica).\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A good offering, but any and all forward progression is hardly uniform throughout...\n\nReview: Of all the bands that have graced the European metal scene over the last few years, France's Heavenly has been one of the bands I have taken a particular personal interest in. While some people feel the band has yet to really stray from the true and tired conventions set forth by genre defining bands such as Helloween (a statement that does bear some truth - let's be honest here), I was definitely expecting the bands next release after 2003's Dust to Dust to really help the band rise above and beyond such labels. While the band manages to do this to an extent on Virus, it's obvious old conventions are extremely hard to break away from.\n\nThe album starts off in the right direction, for the most part, with the first three offerings: \"The Dark Memories,\" \"Spill Blood On Fire\" and \"Virus\". \"The Dark Memories\" opens the album with its thrash-like metal opening and immediately pulls the listener in; the typical-yet-updated chorus also pulls it weight extremely well. While some of the songs musical transitions can seem rather awkward and jumpy at first (especially to first time listeners) eventually it seems less and less so with each listen. The energy of \"The Dark Memories\" carries over to the next track \"Spill Blood On Fire,\" which more or less is the centerpiece of the album for a variety of important reasons. \"Spill Blood On Fire\" finds Sotto refraining from using complex song structure (a staple element in almost every Heavenly song) and opts for a more straightforward experience without the multiple and various tempo changes. The result is one of the best tunes the band has ever cranked out and gives them a viable airplay weapon; it is simply the most accessible song in the bands catalog at date.\n\nAs strong as the first two tracks are, \"Virus\" is where the music begins to make its backwards slide. What begins as a track with an infectious and intoxicating beat becomes rather standard when the initial rush energy is left behind during its progression. Many of the following tracks such as \"The Fury and Power\" and \"Bravery In The Field\" share the same problem, except they're pretty standard from the outset - the later has a chorus that makes it sound like a left over from the bands 2001 album Sign of the Winner. Considering this and tracks such as \"Liberty\" and \"The Prince of the World\", which narrowly escape the dreaded label of being \"rehashed\", indicates that band really hasn't progressed as much as the first few tracks would indicate. Don't get me wrong - these tracks are far from horrible (in fact \"Prince of the World\" is much better song than a single listen would indicate) but are hardly any kind of answer for a band that needs to grow and breathe.\n\nThe remaining two songs on the main album present the listener with guest vocalists Tony Kakko of Sonata Arctica and Tanja of Lullacry. Kakko's participation on \"Wasted Time\" is a essentially a mixed bag - while the clichd opening is hardly worth his talents the one verse he belts out later is simply amazing and is the closest thing anyone is going to see as far as serious Kakko action goes until the new Sonata debuts. Tanja's work on the duet \"When The Rain Begins To Fall\" is simply enchanting as she trades vocals back and fourth with Sotto in a beautifully constructed piece. Oddly enough, none of the band members are credited with writing this little slice of heaven - something that becomes quite obvious when considering its stark difference to the rest of the material (I'm almost convinced this album is worth owning for this track alone!) Lullacry fans should be more inclined to purchase this album for Tanja's performance than those of Kakko and Sonata.\n\nThe Korean and Japanese pressings of Virus contain two additional bonus tracks: \"The Joker\" and an alternate version of \"Spill Blood On Fire\" sung in Japanese. In all honesty neither of these tracks are really worth your time or money unless your native tongue happens to be Japanese. \"The Joker\" is essentially a demo track written and sung by the bands guitarist and is completely disposable and hearing Sotto sing \"Spill Blood on Fire\" in Japanese isn't as fun as one initially think it would be. The bottom line is most fans will be better off waiting for a domestic release in their own country than shelling out for the import. Whether or not the \"Spill Blood On Fire\" video will see daylight on those releases has yet to be seen - here's to hoping!\n\nIn closing, Virus itself is really a telltale example of a band taking a step forward and taking an equal step backwards. While the album is hardly the \"Euro metal juggernaut\" I had envisioned it to be in my mind (in fact my hopes where probably a bit TOO high), it is definitely one of the year's better releases - a year that has been rather dry as far as new Euro metal releases are concerned. Most will better off waiting for one of their country's record labels to pick this up (I, of course, was too impatient). Virus is definitely worth buying but not at an import price.","Product: Static-X's musical blunt-force-trauma explodes onto the stage on Cannibal Killers Live, the platinum-selling band's first CD/DVD package and first full-length concert release. Essentially a 'greatest hits and more' concert compilation, Cannibal Killers Live features a complete show from the Cannibal Killers Tour shot at The Big Easy in Spokane, Washington. The 17-song set spans the group's entire career, from the classics 'Push It' and 'Bled For Days' to songs from 2007's Cannibal. The DVD also boasts all 12 videos issued by Static-X and a make-your-own-ringtone application. Cannibal Killers Live is ready to eat!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Worth the DL, but little else\n\nReview: Out of all of Static-X's offerings, Cannibal Killers Live is the only album I opted for the download over owning a physical copy. First of all, I'm not too big on live albums bundled with DVD's; when I do make such a purchase the DVD is pushed aside big time. It's kind of a bummer when half of the product you spend money on goes to waste. Second, studio albums usually sound better and I don't think many concert recordings really convey the energy you would feel actually being at said concert.\n\nWhile it's mainly the second point that I was concerned with when it comes to Cannibal Killers Live (not having a DVD around I'll never watch is nice) I'm pretty pleased with the audio portion. When it comes to the music, the band pretty much reproduces their music flawlessly and go as far to include all the vocal/movie quotes and such that are employed in some of the songs - something that would break many songs if they weren't there - it's Wayne Static's vocal delivery that ultimately becomes the make or break factor of the album.\n\nConsidering how fast some of the songs are and how pronounced the lyrics are on the studio albums, it's obvious this is the main concern. Wayne is pretty good live, but all around everything's a little rougher. Slower songs like \"Behemoth\" work really well as he has more time to get each individual word/syllable out but it's clear during faster songs he's being rushed. This alone is why their probably isn't more material like \"Monster\" and \"Dead World\" from Shadow Zone. Still, the track listing is completely solid and every album is well represented.\n\nWhile the album does end up near the bottom of my favorite Static-X releases, ten dollars for the DL compared to twenty/twenty-five for album/DVD combo does make it a lot more attractive.","Product: 2009 release, the Metal band's seventh studio album and first with guitarist Pontus Norgren (The Poodles). No Sacrifice, No Victory includes a cover version of The Knack's pop classic \"My Sharona\". With traditional and Power Metal making a comeback in these parts, it's no wonder they have chosen to return for yet another U.S. tour this fall. 11 tracks.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: I guess I'm just really losing interest in the genre\n\nReview: Unlike other recent releases from the usual suspects of the power metal genre, I honestly think there is a decent to good album here. It's just that with Threshold, I had this feeling the \"epic\" sound the band was obviously heading towards with the reinforced background vocals was going to become a bit too enriched for my tastes. A month or two later purchasing the album, \"No Sacrifice, No Victory\" has failed to sink in or make an impact and pretty much hits that nail on the head as far as my above fears are concerned. So, I'm not going to say it's bad or crap, more than any HammerFall album before it, I honestly wouldn't suggest buying this one blind as it's no mere step/upgrade from the last album. If this was the case, I'm sure I could have eased into it rather than feeling rejected due to my changing/expanding tastes.","Product: 2010 release from the comedian/actor. Robin Williams describes himself as a 'hairy comedian from California', but he is also an Academy Award-winner. Robin Williams also won four Golden Globe Awards and four Grammys. 2009 was a year of ups, downs and second chances for Robin Williams. Now recovered from emergency heart surgery, Williams returned to HBO for his first solo TV concert since 2002. In his performance, Williams covers such topics as global warming, sex and politics, the state of health care in the country (suggesting a cash for clunkers program for elderly relatives), drugs (recreational and otherwise) and more personal topics, including his recent heart surgery.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Live on Broadway it is not...\n\nReview: To me and lot of my friends, Robin Williams 2002 \"Live on Broadway\" is a quintessential comedy DVD. The laughs kept on coming and given the time, we could probably (and sadly) quote the entire thing for anyone willing to listen. Robin was relentless as he bounced to and from every subject under the moon.\n\nSkip ahead seven years and well, you find out that Williams is one of those comedians that hits a sour note when retelling or altering a previously successful joke. Simply put, there is way too much retread here, making for an inconsistent experience where there are occasional nuggets of gold. It's more like \"Live on Broadway 1.5\" only half as good as the original, so maybe it's \"Live on Broadway 0.5.\"\n\nIn the end, it's a decent outing for a decent price. Still, it doesn't even come close to reaching the upper echelon of my favorite stand-up releases.","Product: Tobias Sammet - a name standing for high-quality Heavy Metal. Whether it's with EDGUY, the band, that has been nobled as their prince royal by the two chief-scorpions Klaus Meine and Rudolf Schenker, as soon as the Scorpions - after all Germany's globally acknowledged rock export No.1 - will retire after their farewell tour. Or under the flag of Avantasia, the Rock-Musical project that originated in 1999\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: At least the title is somewhat self-descriptive\n\nReview: Over the last couple of years I've seen my interest in power metal simultaneously strengthen and bow and break. Without going into a band-by-band analysis, it's hard to explain why this band's work remains viable and another band's doesn't. There have been serious surprises and there has been more than enough writting on the wall. Still, the one thing I didn't see coming was my growing disinterest in Edguy. As with any lingering feeling, it didn't happen overnight and it didn't just happen with the last album (which would have been more than enough to justify it) but was growing even if I didn't want to admit it. So, if this paragraph is any indication, I've come to accept Edguy isn't the band I loved only a few years back. I've grown and they've grown (into what I haven't a clue) so the very least I can do is be honest about it.\n\nThe problem with Edguy is ironically alluded to with the title of this album, Age of the Joker. First let's start with the word \"Joker.\" Edguy has always been known for their wacky antics, and you don't have to look too far, especially on newer albums and singles, to see this in action. For years I found this quality endearing, but once tracks like \"Lavatory Love Machine\" (groan) started making their debut the hesitation to dive in head first with the insanity started to build. This feeling magically disappeared when Rocket Ride was the hot thing but it managed to boomerang back a few years after its release when I discovered that album wasn't all I thought it was. I knew I had grown tired of Edguy's humor the minute I heard \"Sex Fire Religion\" on Tinnitus Sanctus.\n\nThis brings us to \"Age.\" The sad fact is Edguy's humor doesn't age well. Can anyone really listen to \"Save Us Now\" on Mandrake and not get the immediate urge to change the track? Alien drum bunnies may have been funny in 2001 but all it is now is a less-than-impressive filler track on an overstated \"breakthrough album.\" Yet this is only one take on why the word \"age\" is so important when it comes to Edguy. Age has a lot to do with this new \"rock\" sound Edguy has cultivated since Tinnitus Sanctus. Now, I'm not going to say that power metal style the band adhered to before was the most fertile valley when it comes to music, but Edguy was good enough - and smart enough - to make it their own. This fails to be case with this new, aforementioned style that only serves to make the material sound dated before it is even released. In other words, Edguy's material sounds a lot older that it should, which is just ludicrous considering this is still a relatively young band. Age of the Joker is something I'd expect to come at the end of their career, not at what should be the apex. Still, looking at the pictures of the band in the booklet, I can't even be sure these are the same guys that drew my attention ten years ago.\n\nThat said, I am willing to extend a hand to Age of the Joker in the name of diplomacy. I can't say I'm in love with this album but it deserves some props for a variety of reasons. The most obvious is this is much better than the train wreck that was Tinnitus Sanctus. Second, this is a grower album. It's the kind of album you definitely need to listen to more than once for it to make its impact and reveal everything within. Do I think there is a preverbal goldmine in here? No. I don't think the album will ever prove it's worth more than the three out five I'm giving it, but it certainly isn't a cellar dweller either. The real hitch of such a situation is the album lacks a real hook; there is never a moment where I'm absolutely dying to hear a given song when I'm away from the album, something that wasn't a problem when a track like \"King of Fools\" made its debut.\n\nIs Age of the Joker the beginning of reconciliation been a band and a listener or merely a small reprieve before the rift between the two becomes insurmountable? I wish I had the answer. Still, the album has been the first measurable glimmer of hope between the two for a long time and as shaky as the truths is I'm willing to take the gamble. I've dismissed bands for less than that; let's hope Edguy makes the most of the opportunity.","Product: 2011 release, the first solo album from the Static-X mainman. Pighammer has a disarming raw quality of heavy driving guitar riffs and lyrics that will take hold of your bowels and into the mind of Static's dark past and warped mind. This is blatant as the first single 'Assassins Of Youth', was inspired by Wayne Static's last days of drugs and partying. \"I wrote this song while living in a hotel room, listening to Pink Floyd, drinking Crown and doing whippits,\" explains Static. \"I started the song in that condition but never finished it until years later after dumping off the drugs. Now the song has a whole new meaning from when I started it.\" 'Assassins Of Youth' is an old-school term for drugs. The first verse is about doing drugs, the chorus is going dry and the second chorus is about getting off and no longer being slave to the drugs.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Half full or half empty depending on your philosophical bend\n\nReview: Recently I set out to re-rip my music collection in order to re-listen to the mountain of albums that have fallen by the wayside over the last few years. One of the highest peaks belongs to Finland's Sonata Arctica whose pre-Unia material was in desperate need of revisiting but another substantial peak belongs to Static-X. My interest in Static-X actually began with my opposition to their material. A few years ago when employed at a local electroplating plant my supervisor would play their music all day long and, being the semi-lovable jerk he was, would not allow anyone else to have access to the stereo. As you'd expect I became pretty well versed in most of the band's greater known pieces but one day this came to abrupt end. Due to some personal issues my supervisor would resign and take his iron-fisted rule over the radio with him. As you would expect it was nice to have some (shared) control over the radio after that point and not have to listen to the same thing all day but slowly but surely I started to miss those Static-X songs I had heard a million times. Thus it was my turn to explore the music for myself.\n\nKnowing what I know now, I can safely say that I'm glad I took the time to do just that because while my former boss played a decent sized portion of the band's music his selections only gave me part of picture as he mainly stuck to the tracks that were popular and were used as singles. Hearing all the songs I missed out on due to his selective taste was akin to unearthing a gold mine; there was a lot of material that was really good but not good enough to make it onto his mixed CD's. However, as much as I was enjoying the band's music the upcoming release of Cult of Static presented a unique situation: being able to hear new material at the time of it's release and without any kind of previous exposure.\n\nWhen Cult of Static dropped in 2009 I think I was really presented with my first Static-X based disappointment. That said, I don't think it all had to do with the album. With past albums I had an idea of what to expect because of other people playing the music. Granted that didn't mean I was going to like the tracks I hadn't heard but it definitely eased the transition. With Cult I was flying much more solo in my interpretation and in the end that probably made my final impression a lot more honest and thorough. I enjoyed quite a few tracks but had to admit some of what was presented didn't really suit me. The same situation applies with Pighammer but this time it's much easier to pinpoint where the experience unravels and why. For the lack of a better description Wayne's effort here can be split into to halves or acts. Ironically, those acts play out in order on the album itself - act one being the first six tracks and part two being everything that follows. The difference between the two is as stark as night and day.\n\nPart one starts off with the obligatory intro that pretty much confirms we're going to hear Wayne's ex-porn star wife on every Static-X/Static-X themed album from here on out. I'm not really annoyed by that but it is pretty unimaginative. Anyway, the first two cuts \"Around the Turn\" and \"Assassins of Youth\" are solid (even though I kind of wish the former was a little longer and fleshed out) and the intro of \"Assassins\" always puts a smile on my face. Not as good but perhaps more important is \"Thunder Invader\" which has my vote for being a great example of what \"Evil Disco\" has to offer. It's here where you can really start to detect the comeback of the electronic airs that previous albums put on the backburner and I for one couldn't be more pleased with their return. Rounding out this section is \"She\" which only reinforces that fact and offers up a fresh (well, fresher) vocal presentation that really adds something to the album.\n\nUnfortunately, as high as the album climbs with the above the remaining tracks only serve to diminish their effect. The main problem - which was actually present above but was brilliantly detracted from - is the lack of speed. Most tracks on Pighammer are mid-tempo or slower and the only real burst of pure adrenaline is \"Chrome Nation.\" The placement of this track really suggests that Wayne was aware of this but the track fails to act in the necessary manner with its odd structure which is unlike any previous material. I wish I could say the last part of the previous sentence was more of a complement but it's not; \"Chrome Nation\" has noble goals but spins it's conceptual wheels in an effort to give act two some much needed traction which prevents the album from growing some real legs.\n\nBecause of this Pighammer more-or-less ends up on equal footing with Cult of Static in that it seems full of promise but only delivers on half the deal. The difference is Cult's problems aren't lumped together and even then it's really hard to describe what's awry. Here the issue(s) are front and center and are easy to detect and results in what could be the most lopsided album in the band... err... act's? history. As negative as that may sound the first half of the album is worth the price of admission and is a great companion piece to any fan's Static-X catalog. Still, it is a shame that this album is only half full as it stands.","Product: The Ultimate Creedence Clearwater Revival collection, featuring 52 timeless tracks on three compact discs! Discs 1 and 2 feature a mix of 40 hits and classics, including 13 top ten hits such as "Bad Moon Rising," "Down on the Corner," "Looking Out My Back Door," "Proud Mary," and more. Disc 3 features 12 incendiary live performances of CCR classics. An absolute must for CCR fans and all fans of classic rock music.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good way to supplement The Concert\n\nReview: I'll be honest here, my favorite Credence release is The Concert which floors me even to day when I listen to it. I'm not the biggest fan of live recordings in general (so my fondness for it is somewhat noteworthy) but that release was my first stop for Credence tunes. I wanted to back up that with the studio renditions and this does a good job. While containing the tracks I know and love I was kind of let down with the tracks I wasn't familiar with... but at the same time it was nice to hear some newer tracks (to me) beyond the usual suspects.\n\nAdditionally, as some other have noted, the third disc is kind of pointless. If you want live Credence just get The Concert. In fact, some of the live tracks on here were taken from that album.","Product: EDGUY - SPACE POLICE: DEFENDERS OF THE CROWN - CD\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: I kinda wish I cared more. Keyword being kinda\n\nReview: Seriously, am I ever glad I went digital with this one...\n\nEdguy's last album Age of the Joker was a good outing after Tinnitus Sanctus left me out in the cold... but it didn't hold my interest as long as previous albums.\n\nWhen it comes to Space Police there really isn't much to say. This isn't another Tinnitus Sanctus but none of these songs really grab me. Most of the choruses lack the hook that will pound them into your head and some songs seem to see how many words Tobi can squeeze in before you can even get to that point. The only thing that really fits into that category is the \"Rock Me Amadeus\" cover which doesn't count.\n\nThe album is decent - I can actually get through this one unlike Sanctus - but I can already see that this one won't be taking up residence on my hard drive very long.\n\nAlso, while I know this will cheese some fans off, the minute I saw there was a song called \"Do Me Like a Caveman\" I just rolled my eyes. You know, Edguy's \"humor\" was funny back in the Mandrake days when I was a eighteen year old teenager but now... now it's just so juvenile. These kinds of tracks (the worst offender being \"Lavatory Love Machine\" from Hellfire Club) have no longevity and none of them have survived the years and remain on any of my playlists. That said, I'm obviously not a fan of the album's cover art either.\n\nIs this all Edguy's fault however? No, not really. I think I just need to move on musically as my tastes have changed. Still, it would have been nice if a track or two on here would have stuck out enough to hold on to.","Product: HAMMERFALL - (R) EVOLUTION - CD\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The bridge was already broken, (r)Evolution is decent but doesn't mend it\n\nReview: I should probably start this review by stating I use to own all the HammerFall releases up to 2009's No Sacrifice No Victory where I pretty much gave up the idea of following the band anymore. Was No Sacrifice No Victory bad? No, not really... but it was pretty clear the band was heading in a different direction and I was looking for something they couldn't offer.\n\nAnyway, I skipped out on hearing Infected and picked this up when I saw it. I can see that HammerFall is still HammerFall - and for fans that is probably a good thing - and this is more agreeable to me than No Sacrifice No Victory was, but the sad thing is while I can't say the bands I do listen to aren't cheesy in their own right after listening to this it's so obvious I've outgrown HammerFall.\n\nI can't say the album is bad yet I can't say that it is great. For me the album and ideas feel kind of fragmented until \"Wildfire\" which, while a very messy song, feels like a completed concept. Adding insult to injury is the bonus track \"Demonized\" - while being a mid range track a far as quality - is more enticing than most of the main buffet.\n\nAnyway, I gave it a shot despite my skepticism. I can't really say I'm surprised since so many European-based bands have fell off my radar in recent years. Fans of the genre will probably have no qualms with this album at all... and while I mean nothing ill by saying this I wish I could still buy into this while simultaneously glad I can't.","Product: NIGHTWISH ENDLESS FORMS MOST BEAUTIFUL (2CD)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Fans will probably love it.... but I don't think I'm much of a fan anymore...\n\nReview: I'm a little torn on this album. Like most people I was obviously concerned with Floors taking over the vocals but that is (thankfully) far from being the main concern. I was also worried because while I really enjoyed Dark Passion Play and Imaginarium the tracks from those albums ultimately fell off my playlists A LOT sooner than I could have possibly expected. When that happened I was beginning to think that I had outgrown Nightwish or that Nightwish had outgrown me.\n\nUnfortunately, I think this album proves both of those theories. In no way is this a bad album... but... I can help but feel that... I don't care anymore? I just can't shake the feeling I've heard this all before. In fact, I know I've heard some of these guitar riffs and general song ideas on the last two albums.\n\nAnyway, don't let what I have to say scare you off... if you are interested give it a listen or a purchase. When it comes to my situation I still like Nightwish as a band... but they are another Euro flavored band that has just outlived its relevance with me.","Product: LUCA TURILLI'S RHAPSODY - PROMETHEUS, SYMPHONIA IGNIS DIVINUS - CD\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Just as I expected...\n\nReview: As odd as it seems I have to thank Turilli for getting me back into music. I was kind at an odd juncture where I wasn't really digging into music as much as I had in previous years... but once I heard \"Rosenkreuz (The Rose and the Cross)\" on YouTube I was blown away. After that I started buying a lot more music, CDs and vinyl in general and I haven't looked back.\n\nHowever, as much as hearing that song \"helped\" me I had a sneaking suspicion about this CD, that \"Rosenkreuz\" was going to be the heavy hitter for me and the rest of the CD would limbo under the bar. I feel that's true AND untrue. The rest of the CD is of good enough quality... but it can't quite live up to previous bars set by Turilli IMO. I'd personally put (most) of Kings of the Nordic Twilight, (all of) Prophet of the Last Eclipse AND (all of) Luca Turilli's Dreamquest: Lost Horizons over this... but at the same time I know some of that is due to nostalgia.\n\nAdditionally, I also have to somewhat complain about the YouTube videos. Why on earth do they show cover artwork for singles when (to the most of my knowledge) no singles were released for this album? If \"Rosenkreuz\" was released as physical single I honestly would have just bought that and called it a day. I'm not mad or anything but I kind of liked the artwork for it and having the (a) digipak single would have been cool given how much I like that song.","Product: It's probably just a question of time until the universe taps into the force that is Gloryhammer they should at least consider having their soundtracks composed by the international power metal act lead by Alestorm keyboardist / singer Christopher Bowes! Space 1992: Rise Of The Chaos Wizards is the next chapter of the epic Gloryhammer saga! It rewrites history and future alike and raises the Astral Hammer to smash the evil Chaos Wizards: this extravagant background is perfect material for galloping, highly melodic power metal that merges galactic fire with unforgettable metal anthems!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bloody brilliant in its absurdity.\n\nReview: First of all I should thank amazon, or rather Amazon customers, for their recommendation of this one. The first album, Tales from the Kingdom of Fife, kept popping up as a recommendation here on Amazon and it got to the point where I couldn't ignore it anymore. Anyway, a small hop over to YouTube and hearing \"The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee\" I was hooked. Christopher Bowes and his crew created something that lives off all the stereotypes it pokes fun at with both Gloryhammer albums.\n\nFirst of all I don't think one album is better than the other. Granted, Space 1992 is probably the more consistent album, but I like how each album is different while still adhering to the same underlying idea. Anyway, I can't wait for the eventual follow up!","Product: cd\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Love the music... but the layout of this album needs some work\n\nReview: Just like every other review I've written for a major motion picture score I have to preempt the main event and say that I'm probably the last person that should comment on the soundtrack to a movie. I know it sounds kind of harsh putting myself down but in general movie scores aren't my thing - the music working in context and not living beyond it. However, given the borderline man-crush I have for Twister - my guilty pleasure of a bad movie if there ever was one - the reasons why the music lives on outside of the movie are all too clear.\n\nSo why does Twister's score prevail where others have failed. Well, I think a lot of that has to do with composer Mark Mancina. In general I'm not the biggest fan of the bombastic, orchestral stylings that Hollywood brings to the table in a lot of motion pictures. Sometimes I feel that orchestrating a piece of music is an easy way out, an easy way to build suspense. Listening to this score, I have little problem admitting that Twister takes this route. So if Mancina takes \"the easy way out\" why am I so attracted to his work? Well, a lot of it has to do with complexity. Again, I am probably the last person that should have an opinion on it given my general lack of experience with the genre, but when listening to the music on this disc I don't think Mancina breaks the bank with these compositions. In a certain sense I think music is a little, shall we say, underdeveloped. Well, that's not really the right word per say, but the music really strikes me as something that hard-core film score buffs would find a little underwhelming. I know a lot of the above is hypothetical and I'm not trying to put any words into anyone's mouth but I simply believe there is better film-based music out there.\n\nGiven that, the question remains why does Twister's score seem so attractive? It's accessible - very accessible. Perhaps too accessible but accessible nonetheless. It's kind of like the shallow end of a pool. The water in the deep end is too cold to just jump right in so you systematically inch in from the stairs at the less abrasive end. I know that such an analogy is really far from being any kind of complement and is rather unjust towards Mancina's work but you can't always force the listener to dive right in and appreciate every nuance of what's before them. You need works that bridge the gap and that is where I think the score to Twister scores most - if not all - of its points.\n\nSo while it's pretty clear I enjoy the music as it's presented in the movie, does it make the successful transition to a standalone experience? Does it remain buoyant or does it sink to the darkest depths? Well, generally it remains afloat but there are two things that complicate the endeavor - the first being the tracks do not appear in the order they appear during the movie. The score opens with \"Wheatfield\" which is heard shortly after the flashback to Joe's childhood but after that the track listing hops around a lot and tracks like \"Drive In\" and \"The Big Suck\" simply come up to bat too early. You'd think you could solve this problem simply by rearranging the order the tracks play in but you can't since the first six tracks have the unfortunate bonus of flowing into one another.\n\nComplicating things even further is the inclusion of material that didn't make it into the movie. You might think that fleshing out these pieces would be a good idea but as spiteful as it might seem I'm only interested in the parts that actually have context. Pieces without homes in the movie (\"Where's My Truck?\") can drag out the experience and some of them that are a mix of both (\"Wakita\") meander to the point where my attention starts to wonder. This isn't to say these sections can't be interesting: the opening of \"Sculptures\" really hides the familiar piece it finally evolves into and \"Cow\" is really all over the place (in a good way) as it covers several important refrains in its five minute play time. That aside I still have to say this soundtrack would be much more attractive if it was simple and streamlined and tracks ended on the notes they ended on in the film.\n\nAnother major of the album really revolves around \"William Tell / Oklahoma Medley\" otherwise known as the \"storm chasers\" medley. I'm sorry but this piece needs to be closer to the version heard in the movie. It's an instrumental part of the movie and to hear it in such an unfinished state doesn't really do it any justice. It really feels \"half full\" where it stands now. The final nail in the coffin for most will be this score's price. Because of its age this motion picture score is obviously out of print and copies fetch a decent amount on the second hand market. Even as a fan of the music I have to question how many people will take the plunge especially after all the negatives I listed above. I have to admit it's a pretty pricey expenditure.\n\nAs detrimental as the faults may be I can't stay mad at the Twister: Motion Picture Score even knowing what I know. Even the track titles put a smile on my face as they come up, cleverly alluding to their given scenes in the movie. A rousing refrain is all it takes to remind me of my favorite crappy (and poorly edited) movie. I admit it's doubtful that this will find a home in the collections of those not into film scores but for those looking for gateway into that realm of music Twister's not a bad place to start.","Product: LORRIE MORGAN\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Oh how could I have doubted this one...\n\nReview: A few weeks ago I was going through some things in storage stumbled upon some cassettes. One of them was this album, which I remember enjoying when my mother played it when I was young. I decided to take a gamble and pick it up on CD.\n\nAll I have to say is wow. I'd Hardly call it a gamble now.\n\nIt's been a crime that I haven't had this in my collection all this time. An insanely strong album from an era of country music that I actually enjoyed. Contrary to what some people in my family believe I don't hate country music or ALL country music... but when I'm honest about it do hate the pop fest has become over the last two decades.\n\nStill, this album really kicked off looking back for other music like this. The first K.T. Oslin albums were pretty good if I remember and old Randy Travis albums were pretty good as well. Definitely will pick those up.","Product: Cirrus ~ Back On A Mission\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: There's one scrumptious anomaly here...\n\nReview: Given my usual diet of rock and heavy metal records, one may question why I'd be interested or even poke my head into the Big Beat/Breakbeat quadrant of music. Well, to be honest, it really wasn't a choice per say, but rather a chance encounter that introduced me to Cirrus' music.\n\nSo, how would someone not interested in the genre be exposed to it? Licensed music, or more specifically licensed music within a video game. Some may remember the popularity of the Twisted Metal games during the early years of the original PlayStation. The first two games used original music but this changed when Sony switched development teams (to the distain of many) for the third and fourth games. These games contained music from several heavy metal outfits, most notably White Zombie/Rob Zombie. So where does Cirrus come into play? The tenth track on this album - \"Times Running Out\" - plays in the second stage (Neon City) of Twisted Metal 4.\n\nWhile I don't dabble in video games as much as I use to despite the fact it's still a large part of my identity, why would anyone be so concerned about a piece of music used in a twelve year old video game? I've always enjoyed video game music and how it coincides with the action on the screen. This usually doesn't apply when a game opts for licensed music, but the Twisted Metal sequels found a nice balance with this and the tracks selected really helped enhance the wreck loose automobile combat. \"Times Running Out\" really nails this feeling in the dark cityscape it plays in, but what about the rest of the album? What does it offer?\n\nLike a little devil wringing his hands with evil grin, the rest of the album has little to do with this track. I was hoping to hear some similar pieces or pieces that contained the same architecture and sound but no. \"Times Running Out\" is a true anomaly and definitely feels tacked on to the end of the album. I can't say the rest of the album is bad, but it is certainly isn't what I'm looking for. It's a mystery as to why this song feels so full, almost as if a full band was behind it and the rest are more reminiscent of what would expect from a trace/techno duo. The biggest disappointment has to be the fact there are no lyrics in the booklet; I was dying to find out what they were singing about only to find out I will never know.\n\nIf anything, Back on a Mission is a reminder that disappointment is an essential part of discovery and that misleading anomalies exist in the world of music as well. That said I've no problem taking that one moment of magic and adding to the vast well of music I keep on hand and leaving the rest to its own devices.","Product: George Carlin ~ Class Clown\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Great show. It's just not one of my favorites\n\nReview: As a fan of George Carlin, I think one of the most curious things about my fandom is just how picky I am when it comes to which specials are my favorite. I never though I'd be so decisive in crowning which shows I absolutely love and which ones I can leave behind. The subjects discussed on Class Clown are excellent and I can see why many see this as a hallmark release for the comedian, but this one doesn't even crack my top ten. I can admit that some of the shows I like are more flawed, and it's not quite an issue of pitting early Carlin versus newer, cranky old-man Carlin (my favorites are from all different points in time) but Class Clown just doesn't jump out at me for some reason. That said, if someone asked me which albums to check out I would mention this one, but it'd be an addendum to a lists of other releases. My favorite Carlin release of this period is FM & AM, but I've never heard Take-Offs and Put-Ons so that could change when I get around to that one.","Product: Brand New and manufacture sealed. First class shipping from New York. Customer satisfaction is guaranteed.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Yeah, it's good. But let's not get carried away...\n\nReview: Like a lot of gamers, I absolutely loved growing up when the 32/64-bit machines were at the height of the industry. So many games were born out the competition between Nintendo and Sony, yet as most know some competitions were fought and won long before the Nintendo 64 was even released. Stealing Squaresoft from Nintendo over issues like the cartridge vs. disc debate was a definite win for Sony, one the console rode all the way to the bank. Squaresoft games were and remain some of the most celebrated titles of all time, and I have to admit that Squaresoft logo became an unofficial seal of quality to me. Yet as time passes we start to see things as they are, perspective and insight crashing the party and throwing its two cents in the equation whether we like it or not.\n\nSuch is the tale of Parasite Eve, the \"cinematic\" RPG. While we'll obviously never see an end to long-time, jubilant fans leaping to the defense of a beloved title, I have to admit that, as a game, Parasite Eve has failed to age well. Such a view has more to do with the game's gameplay than anything else, but this doesn't mean one can't appreciate the myriad of other things the game accomplished and still manages to do well. That said, most games are not defined by a sole element, games come together when their individual components work with one another. Some parts may be stouter than others, and some parts may even be able to stand on their own. It's this line of thinking that relates to perceived strength of the Parasite Eve Original Soundtrack, a soundtrack that continues to receive a significant amount of accolades thirteen years after its release.\n\nStarting up this two disc set, it really not hard to see why Parasite Eve's score has maintained such a consistent following. Along with \"Chaosium Sword\" from Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos, \"Primal Eyes\" has my vote for best video game opening ever. Its mix of rock and techno is just so powerful, so visceral that you can't help but know it lives beyond physical confines of your speakers. Yet as I try to steer this paragraph into a fairytale ending that everything is as good as candy on the Parasite Eve soundtrack, I can't. While some would have you believe that all of the game's music is capable of standing on its own, a sizable portion of Parasite Eve's music is dependant on context. Actually, make that highly dependant on context. There are pieces here - like the three part \"Memory\" series - that can't live beyond their usage in the game. This doesn't derail the experience per say but it does mean it's a lot less bulletproof than it is at first sight.\n\nAnother battle that rears its head in the early going is the confrontation between the lesser used survival horror stylings (\"Mystery Notes,\" \"Gloom and Doom\" and \"The Surface of the Water\") and the techno influences the game is known for. The latter can shine when given the proper treatment (\"Missing Perspective\") but it's obvious it can't hold up against the sound that makes this soundtrack what it is. Yet when one speaks of what makes this soundtrack what it is, many listeners seem to underestimate the importance of repetition within Shimomura's work. Considering the style of music that dominates this score, I think most would believe the incorporation of such an element would be a given, but certain tracks (like the wonderful \"The Omission of the World\") come under fire for this while other tracks (\"Wheel of Fortune,\" \"U.B.\") get away scot-free.\n\nBut speaking of being guilty, Parasite Eve does run into legitimate trouble with its use of use of repetition. The obvious culprit here is something a lot of soundtracks do: their over reliance of the main theme. This isn't much of a problem in-game when different situations call for different kinds of tracks (battle, field/area and scene) but it's definitely compounded in soundtrack form. A related problem, one Parasite Eve shares with the Brave Fencer Musashi Original Soundtrack, is the synthesized opera singing. As essential as this in driving home the setting and mood of the game, I think most can probably agree that this pushes the hardware's sound capabilities to its limits which is pretty unattractive in and of itself. That said it's far from being a real deterrent.\n\nWhen all is said and done, is Parasite Eve still one of the defining soundtracks of the 32-bit era? While most would unwaveringly say yes I'd have to lean towards no. A few years ago I would have paraded this score around as a flawless masterpiece but simply see things I didn't see back then. I am glad I've had that time to reflect on what's here and I'm glad I can be that honest with myself. The score definitely deserves most of the praise it receives but a little more criticism wouldn't hurt it.","Product: Japanese edition of the neo-classical metal band's 2001 release includes one exclusive bonus track TBA.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A decade later it's time to get real...\n\nReview: In his famous bit \"Why We Don't Need the Ten Commandments,\" George Carlin asked why God settled on giving man *ten* commandments. Why not six, eight or twelve? The answer was that ten was a psychologically pleasing number, it was the basis of the metric system, it - perhaps most importantly - sounded official. So what does the number ten have to do with Edguy's \"breakout\" album Mandrake? Well, Mandrake turns ten this year and as such it seems more than appropriate to reflect back on how \"well\" it's aged over the past decade.\n\nAs if the inflection above didn't give away what's to follow, Mandrake hasn't aged well. At all. In fact, I can't think of a worse breakout album than this. Why do I say such things? I think most fans can agree that Edguy was already making stellar music way before this album dropped (the ever-so impressive Vain Glory Opera comes to mind) and Mandrake's success only serves to remind one that Edguy should have received the kind of recognition they receive now at least three years before this point. I can't help but think how much more impressive the story of Edguy's rise would be if Vain Glory Opera had been their breakout album. But no, for many the story begins with a by-the-numbers album that is highly overstated in what it has to offer.\n\nSo what is wrong with Mandrake? The first problem flies somewhat under the radar (at least for a few years) and it takes about half the album with it: there is way too much filler here. \"Golden Dawn,\" \"Jerusalem,\" \"All the Clowns,\" \"Save Us Now\" and \"Fallen Angels\" are pure, unadulterated filler. \"All the Clowns\" and \"Save Us Now\" have become victims of the humor reaper that eventually claims funny Edguy tracks for the soulless entities they are but I'd expect some to raise an objection or two with \"Fallen Angels.\" Still, I knew this was a filler track the minute the band tried to make it sound more impressive than it really was on their first live album Burning Down the Opera. The same situation really applies to ten minute \"Pharaoh\" as well. Edguy simply has better tracks in their catalog.\n\nBut speaking of superior tracks, one of the greatest tricks Mandrake tires to pull is making average tracks seem a lot more viable than they really are. The greatest example of this has to be \"Nailed to the Wheel.\" At first there doesn't seem to any negative to this edgy, in-your-face track but it eventually reveals itself as the one-dimensional cardboard cutout it really is. Speaking of things that die hard, one of the biggest blows to the album is when \"Painting on the Wall\" hits its eventual expiration date. With this being one of the album's centerpieces along with \"Tears of a Mandrake,\" it should surprise no one how damaging such an eventuality is.\n\nSo, given that I've been picking off tracks as quickly as George Carlin picks off commandments in the aforementioned piece, you may be wondering when - or if - I'm going to praise anything that can be heard here. Well, I am, but the pickings are rather slim. As if there was any doubt, the title track is worth one's time as is the ballad \"Wash Away the Poison\" which is just different enough from previous Edguy ballads to eek out a name for itself. In another odd twist, the bonus track that's on every copy of this album in existence (\"Devil and the Savant\") isn't as disposable as one would initially think either.\n\nWhile I'm sure there are those that think I've had fun dismantling what Mandrake has to offer, rest assured I have not. Nothing more would make me happier than to remember this album in a brighter light given this was my first Edguy experience. But if I have learned anything over the last ten years, it's not to lie to myself and avoid unpleasent truths, of which there are many. While the failings of a ten year old album are far from being truly important in the scheme of things, you got to start somewhere. Unfortunately for Edguy, way too many people started here.","Product: Back in the Eighties, bands such as TNT and Conception were the proof that Norway could make a name for itself as the birthplace of high-class Heavy Metal. But the following years the talent of progressive, hard-hitting music was forced to bloom in the shadow of the rapidly expanding black metal jungle. It wasn't until the beginning of this millenium that Pagans Mind set out to follow in the footsteps of the pioneers mentioned above. Nils K. Rue (vocals), Stian Kristoffersen (drums) and Thorstein Aaby (guitar) formed the band in Summer 2000 and were joined a short while later by Steinar Krokmo (bass), Jorn Viggo Lofstad (guitar) and Ronny Tegner (keyboard). With Infinitive Divine, Pagans Mind succeeded in combining the progressive kind of song structures reminiscent of Dream Theatre, Rush and Queensryche with influences of modern Power Metal.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A polished remix of a album that marks a good start...\n\nReview: Most North American metal fans first experenced that which was Pagan's Mind back in 2003 with their sophomore debut Celestial Entrance. After the release of that excelent album, many fans were interested in purchasing the band's debut album, Infinity Divine, which was originally released on a smaller independent label. Unfortunately it was poorly distrubuted (but you can still find it here at Amazon, as it's other version of this album that is available).\n\nDue to the demand for a re-release of this album, the band's current record label, Limb Music went ahead and released it, but not before the band insisted on re-recording all the vocals and remastered and editied the original recordings. What we end up with is a powered-up version of the band's debut that shows a promising beginning.\n\nUnfortunately, if you are expecting either version of Infinity Divine to be on par with Celestial Entrance upon purchasing or listening, you may be dissapointed. While the songs on Infinity are good (my personal favorites being Caught in a Dream, Twilight Arise, Angels' Serenity, King's Quest, and both versions of Embracing Fear), they simply cannot compare to the bands work on Celestial Entrance, both musically and lyricly (the lone exception being the re-recorded bonus version of Embracing Fear). This isn't a horrible thing, just don't get you hopes up to high (leave that for their new 2005 album Engmatic: Calling to be released in early April). This and the original version of this album is most likely to only end up in collections of those who consider themselves metal or Pagan's Mind afficiandos.\n\nAs I've stated already, the most important aspect of Infinity Divine is that it marks a good start for thre band, a band I and many hope to hear lots of good music from in the years to come. This re-release and remake only enforces this fact and makes this chapter in Pagan's Mind history only that much more enjoyable.\n\nStrangely enough, this copy of Infinty Divine includes two bonus tracks, but gives up the track \"Moonlight Pact\" found on the original version of the album. While this is quite odd, it's not really a problem as it isn't one of the original version's stronger songs. This will only come to annoy those who must have everything that is Pagan's Mind.","Product: Tosh is currently one of the most requested comic headliners in the country and has evolved into one of the most popular and successful college acts, performing at over 700 campuses. He's appeared multiple times on Letterman and Leno, and was recently seen on MTV's 'Punk'd'. Previous TV credits include 'The Late, Late Show With Craig Kilborn', 'Jimmy Kimmel Live', 'Last Call With Carson Daly', 'Premium Blend', 'The Best Week Ever', 'The Test', and 'Friday Night Stand-Up'. All his best material (over 50 minutes) on one CD. The DVD included compiles his best Comedy Central performances, including the highly rated 'Comedy Central Presents'. Comedy Central. 2005.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Get Happy Thoughts or People Pleaser instead\n\nReview: Before you retort that two stars is too low, let me state that I'm not a Tosh hater. I own the comedians two later releases - Happy Thoughts and People Pleaser - and think they are excellent. That said, while I like his material, I can honestly see why someone would dislike Daniel Tosh. I wouldn't ridicule someone who disliked the material because I can imagine what it's like to the other side of the fence.\n\nBut this release, this release is horrible. It's not the material that's bad, it's the delivery. There's absolutely NO structure to Tosh's routine on this disc. It's unrelated joke after unrelated joke and the rapid fire pace of this show gave me a monumental headache. The man simply does not allow a joke to breathe, almost like he has to tell another joke before the laughter of the previous one has dissipated or he's failed.\n\nThe nicest thing I can say is it appears Tosh has learned and grown from this. Again, 2011's Happy Thoughts and 2016's People Pleaser are GREAT and so much better, but I regret buying this one. Maybe if I had bought this one first? Still, there's part of me that would still have found this annoying even if I experienced this one first.","Product: 2008 release by this new project from Finnish Grammy nominated record producer, songwriter and musician, Timo Tolkki, formerly of Stratovarius. The recent break up of Stratovarius came about because Tolkki felt that everything that was to be said with that band, with those members, had already been said and to continue would have simply been repeating the same formula over and over again. Furthermore, tensions between the members led Tolkki to form this new band which he sees as a logical progression of the Stratovarius legacy. New Era includes the vocal talents of Michael Kiske (Helloween), Tobias Sammet (Edguy, Avantasia), and Pasi Rantanen (Thunderstone) plus Mirka Rantanen on drums (Thunderstone), Pasi Heikkil on bass (45 Degree Woman) and Joonas Puolakka on keyboards.Witness the rebirth of Timo Tolkki and his music the way the fans want to hear him. Frontiers.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Despite a personal, waning interest in the genre, New Era surprisingly shines through\n\nReview: While one will likely question the validity of such a claim, \"New Era\" is an anomaly among the usual offerings from the typical list of Euro-flavored suspects, even though it really isn't. Point blank, there is nothing \"revolutionary\" here, nor is it a \"renaissance\" of any kind, and, as cutthroat as it might seem for the opening of a review, \"New Era\" channels a lot of previous Stratovarius material beyond the typical nuances of the sound. For example:\n\nThe solo in \"Heroes\" is lifted right out of 1995's \"Against the Wind\"\n\"Born Upon the Cross\" is essentially a slowed down version of 2003's \"Elements\"\n\nYet, as odd as odd as it may seem, even with these kind of things staring me right in the face as I listen, and falling out of love with some of Stratovarius' previous material over the last few years, it doesn't make me angry. It doesn't scream \"rehash\" or \"lazy\" at the top of its lungs like the similar occurrences on Stratovarius' \"Polaris\" does. The reason behind this has a lot to do with the last, self titled Stratovarius album released in 2005. Looking back and listening to at that album, and taking Tolkki's dislike of the album and band's turmoil into account, it's not hard to look beyond that music and see that the band was, quite literally, a mess, miserable and together mainly out the legal implications they would have faced if they didn't reconcile. Simply put, it was an album that was far from honest even though I have to admit I liked the Dreamspace-esque darkness that dominated some of its songs.\n\nOn the other hand, \"New Era\" does sound honest. Listening to it, it sounds as if Tolkki and his trio of vocalist actually enjoyed making this album instead of just aiming to get something out there to avoid breaching a contract. Again, if Kotipelto (a vocalist who's voice is becoming less and less a personal favorite) sang these songs as originally planned, this would probably just be another, near soulless Stratovarius album, but the tri-fecta of singers borrowed from other outfits (Edguy, ex-Helloween, and Thunderstone) is much more than the gimmick it initially appears to be. Can't imagine anyone other than Kiske singing \"Last Night on Earth or \"Revolution Renaissance,\" the best title cut Tolkki has written in years despite the obvious and obligatory cheese. The same applies to the other vocalist and their efforts and are, and much like Olaf Hayer's work for Luca Turilli's solo works, are easily half the reason I've stuck with the album as long as I have, which is saying a lot when the newest albums by HammerFall and Gamma Ray fail to stick even when they do offer something different.\n\nIn the end, there isn't anything special about \"New Era\" - especially from a technical point of view. Still, even though it's easy to acknowledge and accept this, the album (especially as a whole) does kind of feel special in some abstract, intangible way.","Product: 2009 release from the Italian Melodic Metal band that features the stunning vocals of Fabio Lione (Rhapsody of Fire) and Olaf Thorsen on guitar (ex Labyrinth). So far, Vision Divine have released five studio albums and a live DVD and have a great following in Italy, South America and especially Japan. Fabio Lione is returning to the band's lineup after three studio albums where vocals were handled by Michele Luppi and this album marks a defining moment in the history of the band. 11 tracks. Frontiers.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Just buy the DL for \"The Streets of Laudomia\" and move on\n\nReview: I've been away from keeping up on some of the Euro metal bands I grew up with in the early 2000's and now I'm attempting to catch up.\n\nIf you want a solid outing from Vision Divine this isn't it. Get your hands on Stream of Consciousness, The Perfect Machine and/or the handful of better tracks from their first two albums.\n\nThings started going downhill with the 25th Hour which did the dumbest thing in the world and tried to build right upon Stream of Consciousness. Wish bands would realize making part 2's is just inviting trouble.\n\nJust save yourself the trouble with this one and buy the DL for \"The Streets of Laudomia\" and call it a day. Personally, I can't justify buying a physical copy for one song.","Product: 2011 release from the Swedish Heavy Metal band, the follow-up to their best-selling album No Sacrifice No Victory (2009). Often credited with bringing back strong melodies and honesty in music, the worldwide crusade continues with Infected. A more modern take on their classic and unmistakable sound, this is a bold but still catchy as hell step in a new direction. Mixed and produced by acclaimed producer James Michael (Motley Crue, Scorpions, Meat Loaf), Infected is the future of Power Metal.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Different (for Hammerfall)... but a good kind of different\n\nReview: I'll be honest... before listening to this and the recently released Revolution I've took about a five year sabbatical from listening to new HammerFall material. I don't know what really happened back in 2009 with me and No Sacrifice, No Victory but that album just didn't work for me for some reason. While I should probably go back an give it another listen I have to admit I was pleasantly caught off guard by Infected.\n\nThe most noticeable thing about Infected right off the bat is the lack of Hector the Templar on the cover. While Hector returns on the following album (which is very appropriate - more on that later) it is very obvious HammerFall wants Infected to be judged on its own merits and, while that may seem a bit odd given that power metal usually lives and dies by giving people more of what they want, it's a ploy that does manage to work. The \"zombie\" theme is a bit phoned in however as it really only pertains to the opening track (which contains a Simpsons reference that railroads any kind of immediate immersion to those who catch it) and some, rather amusing cheesiness in the booklet where the band kind of pokes fun at it all.\n\nThat said, beyond the visual there are just so many things here that are new and fresh... well, new and fresh for a HammerFall album. The direction some of these songs take are so just different than what I had come to expect from the band. Seriously, I thought I had known all their tricks and here they are doing things I never thought I hear on a HammerFall album. Of course, that does make it sound a little more impressive than it is... I mean the song \"I Refuse\" is basically an Iron Maiden-seque song that just happens to be on a HammerFall album.\n\nIf you like HammerFall but want to stick with the band while hearing something a bit different than you heard on the first five albums (which I liked myself) this is a great way to go. If you want something a little more traditional (and in my opinion a little bit weaker because of it) I would go with Revolution. Regardless, if you've put this one off like I did I would give it a try... definitely surprised me.","Product: "A Life to Die For" is the 11th ROYAL HUNT studio album and again features singer DC Cooper, who is the vocalist on the two most popular albums from the Danish Progressive Metal combo: "Moving Target" and "Paradox". "A Life to Die For" is a concept album, which sees the band expand their musical boundaries and turn up their symphonic and grandiose musical element to the max!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Another great set of tunes; no more needs to be said\n\nReview: Royal Hunt's last album Show Me How To Live caught me off guard in a great way. The last album I had heard from the Danish outfit prior to that was 2005's Paper Blood and it skated by on the sole majesty of its excellent title track. Fast forward a few years with D.C. Cooper back in the band's fold and I feel we're seeing a energized act. Again, Show Me How To Live was solid and A Life To Die For is the same, easily worth the physical purchase for my collection.\n\nThat said, I was a little disheartened that I had to buy the album second hand. I wanted to buy a new copy and support the band, but I guess I wasn't thinking that four or five years removed from the release it be difficult (or ridiculously expensive) to buy a sealed copy. In a manner of speaking it's to be expected; they're probably not printing as many copies of album(s) as they did in the past, especially acts that aren't as mainstream as mainstream acts.\n\nAnyway, very solid album and I'm glad I looked into the new material. Nice to find that another act I discovered when I was younger is still within my range of taste.","Product: I will ship by EMS or SAL items in stock in Japan. It is approximately 7-14days on delivery date. You wholeheartedly support customers as satisfactory. Thank you for you seeing it.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Loses a small step without its given context...\n\nReview: To those that know me, my interest in the Castlevania: Lords of Shadow -Mirror of Fate- soundtrack may be somewhat surprising. When it comes to video game music I'm often pretty critical of soundtracks that make heavy use of orchestration and choirs because they can make anything on the screen seem epic - even if it isn't. Seriously, it might be an extremely erroneous point of view but since these kinds of soundtracks have become more and more popular with western game developers and productions (because - unfortunately - games are becoming more and more like movies) the more I see them as hitting the perverbal \"easy button\" and the more I yearn for the chiptunes of yore. The music that Oscar Araujo has penned for Mirror of Fate does little to change my mind on that subject but it does contain some obvious merits that make it worth a look.\n\nWhen playing the game I felt Araujo's compositions highlighted the action rather well despite their heavy nature... but as I listened to the soundtrack I found that without the in-game context to act as a buffer a lot of the compositions lost a bit of their identity. In a not-so-surprising turn of events these tracks tend to be the ones employed during the game's various boss battles and comprise a rather large portion of the experience. This doesn't mean they'll leave everyone out in the cold but personally I couldn't help but want some context to chew on as I listened to them. This isn't really a problem with other pieces such as \"Theatre\" which is in my opinion the best track on the album that is, very fittingly, replayed during the game's credit sequence. Additionally, the various motifs that tie the various tracks together are very strong yet the don't quite justify the length of certain tracks.\n\nWith all of the above laid bear I'm sure some will again wonder why I was just so adamant on obtaining this disc. Well, I think part of the equation was the situation the game found itself in soon after its release. Mirror of Fate generally garnered pretty favorable reviews from critics but the fanbase was rather critical and in some ways I felt they overlooked what the game did to cater to their desires. So I have to admit my purchase was motivated by a little pity but at the same time I did want to support the title beyond just buying the actual game. Probably not the best plan of action per say but when it comes to collecting franchise memorabilia I like to mix things up.\n\nRegardless of what I've said above I'm probably the wrong person to ask (or tell anyone) about the quality of the music on this disc. For the most part it just isn't my cup of tea even though there are moments that do resonate with me. I'm personally more fond of the music that accompanied the old-school and Metroidvania games even though the allure of some of it has been dulled as the years have gone by. Other than that the only real thing that bothers me about this album is the fact that the front booklet is extremely bare bones (unlike past Japanese soundtrack releases) and I would have liked to have seen it fleshed out with a interview or something but I'm sure keeping the retail price low on this item was a key priority unlike the aforementioned imports.\n\nThat said however, even if you liked what you heard in the game you might want to experience the music outside the scope of the game before you pick this up to see if it still works for you. There are so many soundtracks that I like that fall a bit short outside their zone of safety in their given game. Mirror of Fate is quite possibly (for me at least) one of those soundtracks.","Product: 2 CD limited edition in an extraordinary leather-style package (limited to 10.000 units worldwide). With their latest studio work \"Empire Of The Undead\", Kai Hansen (Voice/Lead Guitar), Dirk Schlchter (Bass), Henjo Richter (Lead Guitar/Keyboards) and Michael Ehre (Drums) had the task to follow up one of their most successful albums \"To The Metal!\" which brought them back to the highest charts positions in many territories. Now, almost one year has passed since \"Empire Of The Undead\" was released and after 11 studio albums in their 25-yearcareer, GammaRay are ready to get their first selection of their best and most representative songs in one album out in the stores. The record features mostly two songs of each of their albums to give metal fans and those to be a real cross-section of their extensive work sofar - this adds up to a variety of 28 songs, all re-mastered by Eike Freese (i.a. Deep Purple). Liner notes by Kai Hansen himself to each song are included and give a deep insight into the work of this exceptional talent.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: You can't be serious...\n\nReview: I ran into this album while at the local record store and... I can't help but feel it doesn't work.\n\nEven though I'm currently burned out on Gamma Ray's music in its entirety (I don't have any of their albums anymore) I might revisit/buy some of them again at a later point once the fatigue has passed. However, this compilation tries to jam two different \"Gamma Rays\" together and it's kind of laughable in my opinion.\n\nIn general I liked most of what the band put out up till Majestic. Most of those albums have enough good songs on them to buy the albums in their entirety.\n\nAfter Majestic the band released (*cringe*) Land of the Free II and, while people will probably have a field day with me saying this, I honestly felt the band sold out with that album. Sorry.\n\nI can't help but feel that Land II and everything after it is considerably different that what came after it... so mixing songs from those two eras together is a fools errand in my opinion.\n\nIf I was going to try and introduce someone to Gamma Ray this would be the last album (compilation) I'd use for that purpose. If had access to the albums I'd just make my own mix for them.","Product: Big Nate is back, starring in the third instalment of his own super-funny series. Big Nate is created by Lincoln Peirce, who inspired Jeff Kinney, author of DIARY OF A WIMPY KID. Big Nate's scout troop is fundraising and while door-to-door selling isn't really Nate's thing, there's nothing like a Grand Prize to get him motivated. Especially when the prize is an awesomely cool customised skateboard (and following an incident with a poodle and a bridge Nate is in need of a new set of wheels). Nate HAS to win the prize but to do that he must out-sell Artur -- the luckiest boy at school. Will Nate beat Artur to the prize (and possibly win over Jenny)? Or will he just end up in detention?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A decent outing: no more, no less\n\nReview: A few years ago, newspaper comics were something that didn't concern me. While it's true that we all live inside our own bubble, those hour lunches at work give me a chance to check out the local newspaper when I otherwise wouldn't. It's from these brief moments away from the insanity that is retail that I discovered I had a favorite comic strip, or rather comic strips.\n\nIt's really hard to explain how I became attracted to Cow and Boy, but the reasons are all two clear when it comes to Big Nate. Ironically, that reason is hinted at on the cover of these books where Jeff Kinney (author of the Wimpy Kid series) is quoted as being a fan of Big Nate. It's not too hard to see the connection between the two, but it's their differences that are of note and what ultimately make Big Nate superior. Kinney's Greg Huffley is brat and there are times where I absolutely loath his selfish behavior. This is never the case with Nate who, while not immune to blissful ignorance of childhood, at least acts like he's part of the universe and not the sole reason for its being.\n\nAs it stands, \"On a Roll\" is another solid outing in a series I hope to follow to it's conclusion. Still, at the same time I can't say this one is a slam dunk like the previous volumes. The best thing I can say about the book is unlike \"In a Class of by Himself\" I didn't see the ending of this one coming from a mile a way, which was definite buzz kill. This time around, Peirce focuses on Nate's adventures in winning a custom designed skateboard. The overall plot is fine but its laser beam focus comes at the expense of character interaction and variety. For example, despite the opening it's not long before Nate's life at school takes a back seat and that's a setting where Big Nate derives some of it's best humor.\n\n\"On a Roll\" isn't without its problems but its way too early to hit the panic button. Whereas Kinney has a real problem brewing with his main character in the Wimpy Kid books, Peirce has a long way to go before he even gets close to such a conundrum.","Product: Book by Power, Nintendo\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good guide, but any and all confusion is really on the game itself.\n\nReview: When it comes to strategy guides there is generally a prevailed (and largely unquestioned) opinion that strategy guides produced by a game's creator (e.g. Nintendo) are generally great and maintain a pretty high level of quality. Well, this was true back when I ordered the strategy guide for Super Metroid back in 1996 via mail order and it held true when I picked up the guides for Metroid Prime and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes at a second hand store a few years ago.\n\nOf course, in saying the above I don't want to insinuate that blind faith in any particular line of products is a good thing, but I do have some things to say about Nintendo's work on this one. As other reviews have pointed out this guide does a good job of guiding one through the game and getting all the goodies. However, I do feel the layout of the guide is a little convoluted. Now that may sound like a criticism of the guide itself yet it is not. Anyone who has ever played Metroid Prime 2 knows that the game's structure (with the presence of a \"light\" and \"dark\" world and the constant need to switch between realms to accomplish things) makes the game much more complex than the original. When you (or the author) tries to express this in writing, well, things are going to get chaotic with the presentation of the walk-through regardless. Because of this the few moments where I was confused I really didn't feel were the fault of the author as much as the result of the game itself. I'm sure some people see that as avoiding the issue or flat out giving the author a pass but I think trying to make the few, slightly confusing spots clearer probably would have resulted in even more confusion. Personally, given the way the game is set up it couldn't have been easy to write about let alone create so I don't think this is a time where being critical is appropriate.\n\nHowever, the Prime 2 Echoes Player's Guide does lead me to point out the omission of a Nintendo Player's Guide for Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. Prima's guide was decent enough (even though there were a few omissions within that aggravated me) but I just don't understand why Nintendo would not allow players to round out their collection of Nintendo strategy guides by not making their own guide for it. I know it seems rather trivial but as it collector it kind of bugs me. I know a Nintendo produced guide for Corruption was released in Japan but that's obviously not going to help anyone on this side of the pond. Despite my endless ramblings on the absence of a Corruption guide I think it's pretty obvious by this point that the Nintendo backed guides for the first two Prime games are definitely worth your time and money if you're stuck or just have a thing for collecting memorabilia. Additionally, I think they were pretty common as well so you probably won't have much trouble track one down or end up paying a lot for it.","Product: 11x8 1/2 ppbd color illustrated with road sign covers 18 video game maps Shortcuts hiding places\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Big on nostalgia... but a little thin on strategy\n\nReview: Back when I was in grade school one of the most popular books in the library was the NES Game Atlas. In fact it was SO popular with us students that it was one of the books you couldn't sign out. That was kind of a buzzkill but you can bet I looked at it when I could with games like Mega Man II and Ninja Gaiden II at home.\n\nIt was those memories that led me to snatch up a copy of this (that and the fact I own pretty much have every game it covers in my collection) but this is a case where a purchase is more of a \"prop\" than a viable means of help with the games. Personally the only maps that I can see coming in handy are for the Zelda games (even though the coloring of the maps can really make it hard to see their details) and the shoutouts giving \"strategy\" are insanely basic and things everyone knows by know. However, I'm sure younger readers would get more out of this guide... but they probably want to play the current gen games their friends are playing.\n\nIn the end I have no regrets adding this to my collection but it's an item the basically lives off nostalgia at this point. Because of that I'd suggest that those interested really do their homework.","Product: very good\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A strange and curious artifact for all the wrong reasons....\n\nReview: Considering the price this book goes for these days I have to admit I was curious about it. I mean there really is no reason to buy it now that there are free, vastly superior fan produced FAQs but as collector you (i) did want to get my hands on it. Thankfully I ran into someone who was willing to give me a good deal and I was pleasantly surprised. Well, not surprised but amused.\n\nIn the most basic sense of the word this a little bit of a leap over Prima's guide as this one actually has photographs... but the screen shots don't really convey as much as Prima's/the internet's text. If anything this guide is really defined by the author's idea that he is much more humorous than he really is. Seriously, a few pages in there was a Penn & Teller reference when talking about one of Ceclia's force abilities. Can we talk about dating your product horribly? Additionally, there is next to no boss strategy and it's basically summed up as just kill the boss. Not saying Wild Arms is hard (in fact it's pretty darn easy) but there is really no battle strategy in here at all.\n\nAdditionally, and something else I found quite funny, was the strategy guide was based on an early rendition of the game. Yes, 99.99% of the guide is correct, but the weapon and accessory tables refer to items that were taken out of the final product and are only available via Gameshark. You can't get the Holy Grail (null instant death accessory) legitimately until the second game, which is actually made into a humorous punchline in that game.\n\nI can only recommend this guide to people that make it a point to collect as much Wild Arms memorabilia as they can. Again, if I didn't get a good deal I wouldn't have this myself but it is still an interesting item despite how flawed it is. However as it stands I kind of think Prima's guide is ironically more useful."],"string":"[\n \"Product: What's included? (1) Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge game cartridge for the Game Boy Specs: Platform: Nintendo Game Boy Region Code: NTSC Cartridge Color: Standard Grey/Gray Original Box? Not Included Original Instruction Manual? Not Included Functional Condition: Used, but still works great! Cosmetic Condition: Acceptable - This game cartridge is free from cracks or chips. We take time to clean all of our games, but there may still be stickers, writing, discoloration that we cannot remove, or label damage. Stock photo shown.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice game, but like the NES original it isn't without it's flaws\\n\\nReview: Love it or hate it, Mega Man games grow like leaves on trees. Given the vast amount of success Mega Man enjoyed during the early years of the NES, it was only natural that some version of the game would end up on Nintendo's portable, gray brick. Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge (known as Rockman World in Japan) would mark the beginning of yet another series of titles for the blue bomber, one of the first Capcom would outsource rather than develop internally.\\n\\nGiven that this title is often referred to as \\\"Mega Man\\\" given the lack of subtitle on the title screen, the first thing most people do is compare this to the 1987 original. This makes since the game borrows from that game, presenting four of its six robot masters. While Cut Man, Elec Man, Ice Man and Fire Man reappear in all their glory, everything else is new, or rather a mix of things from Mega Man and Mega Man II. For example, while Elec Man's level will remind one of the area they played through on the NES, it's crossed with elements that were used Air Man's level in Mega Man II. It's an interesting hybrid to be sure, but the allure can be cut short facing your first robot master without the aid of the correct weapon.\\n\\nAnnoying as that is, things get back on track pretty quickly. The damage incurred from robot master weapons and enemies is much more balanced in this rendition, so you won't get blown away as quickly. Unfortunately, trouble again rears its ugly head during the game's concluding levels. While the first Wily level can be tough with its five concluding battles, nothing compares to the last. I love a challenge as much as the next guy but the final level is too big for it britches and throws everything it can at the player. As one can imagine, this puts quite the damper on the proceedings but there are other areas of the game that help make up for it like the excellent soundtrack. Seriously, I can't be the only one who blares Cut Man and Fire Man's theme from the back of my car, can I?\\n\\nRegardless of my weakness for delectable 8-bit chiptunes, Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge stands as a solid, portable take of the Mega Man we all know and love. I wish the concluding levels of the game were a little more forgiving than they currently are but I can think of games that are guilty of far more. Still, take the above a grain of salt, because the game is definitely capable of making one grind their teeth no matter how one sugarcoats it.\",\n \"Product: Whether you're a die-hard PlayStation 2 fan or a new player, this PlayStation 2 console will meet the demands of your game playing. The smaller, sleeker design makes it easy to carry around and enjoy games any time, anywhere. It keeps the PS2's powerful 300MHz processor, for enhanced clarity and mesmerizing graphics. Equipped with an integrated Ethernet port for network gaming, the PlayStation 2 sets new standards in the fusion of design and functionality. Approximately 40 percent of North American PlayStation 2 online gamers use dial-up connections and to satisfy this base, the North American model is equipped with both Ethernet and modem ports. Includes PlayStation 2 console, Analog Controller (DUALSHOCK 2), AV Cable (integrated audio/video), AC Adaptor (AC power cord included). -- SPECIFICATIONs ------------------------------------ CPU - CPU : 128-bit CPU System Clock Frequency : 294.912 MHz Cache Memory : Instruction: 16KB, Data: 8KB + 16 K (ScrP) Main Memory : Direct Rambus (Direct RDRAM) Memory Size : 32MB Memory Bus Bandw\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Almost more trouble than it's worth...\\n\\nReview: Note: This review is based on this reviewer's experience with one of the earliest manufacturing runs of the new, slim design PS2. It is possible that Sony has addressed some of the issues I refer to in newer runs; though with their track record I seriously doubt it in some cases.\\n\\nIn all honesty, to say the PS2 (and the original PS) was/is not a great gaming system would be a complete, bald-face lie. Considering their systems have beaten back competition despite never being the most technologically advanced competitor in the running speaks volumes, but to make such a statement is ultimately misleading. In reality, the PS2's success (and Sony's success for that matter) really has comes from the plethora of great titles from a handful of solid developers, not from the hardware.\\n\\nPlaystation's biggest failing (other than the PS2 Hard Drive and any kind of quaility online play) has been overall quality. When I talk overall quality, I don't mean how many polygons the machine can push at any given second as that's relatively unimportant in the vast scheme of things, but rather the machine's overall durability and structural integrity. One might think this re-design might solve some of these issues from the original PSX and PS2. Well, in short, it doesn't.\\n\\nIt may be true Sony is not the only company that has had hardware problems cast a shadow over their console (the original Nintendo would be a prime example), but Sony seems defiant in learning lessons from it's own past considering hardware problems have been a consistent factor throughout their history. Here are a few examples concerning the slim PS2:\\n\\n#1: Never buy a slim PS2 and think your going to kill two birds with one stone with a game/DVD combo. This is the biggest misconception people have; over time the PS2 will eventually have trouble running about half of anyone's DVD collection, especially anything that runs off a dual-layer DVD. The fact my Family Guy and Futurama DVD box sets won't run on the machine after having it for a year and a half proves this to me. The PS2 is no substitute for an actual DVD player, so don't be cheap and save yourself a headache and buy a DVD player to boot.\\n\\n#2: The situation with dual-layer DVD's also applies with many games that use the format as well. I can literally spend hours trying to get my Wild ARMS Alter Code:F and God of War to work, yet when I insert the same games into my friends old-model PS2 that is twice as old they work right off the bat. That's not right, especially considering those games where brand new.\\n\\n#3: The fact you can NEVER fully shut the machine off (less you unplug it) like one would with the switch in back of the older PS2's raises too many questions. Anyone familiar with the original PSX knows even when the power was shut off, that it still drew in a minimal amount of electricity. This was probably one of the main factors that attributed to the original PSX's problems. Why would you bring back such a potentially damaging feature? When I turn the machine off, I want it COMPLETELY off. That's what OFF means Sony!\\n\\n#4. Anyone who purchased one of the newer slim model PS2 shortly after it was introduced probably found it nice when there was a voluntary recall on the power pack. Yeah, that just makes me trust in Sony's products even more. The risk of fire and burns always goes well with any gaming experience.\\n\\nDespite everything I have said above, if you like the games the PS2 contains in its gaming library, you're going to buy it anyway (hell, I did). However, as with any system, I would definitely advise against buying any kind of Playstation hardware the minute it comes out (outside of the initial price).\",\n \"Product: Includes game and hard plastic collector case with reprint of original box art. Game is beautifully clean and has a nice full label. All ClassicGameStore games are fully tested before being added to our inventory.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Could have been great; instead it's merely decent\\n\\nReview: When it comes to the NES Mega Man titles, there seems to be no greater rivalry than Mega Man 2 vs. Mega Man 3. Even if a fan prefers one of the later installments, it's unlikely that these two games, instrumental in forging Mega Man's identity, end up on equal ground. So which camp am I in? Despite my best effort not to add to the seemingly endless love for Mega Man 2, I have to go with it, not Mega Man 3. But why? While I can't exactly say Mega Man 3 is \\\"busted,\\\" there are some design choices at work here that really throw a wench in the experience for me, things that were fine last time out and should have been left alone.\\n\\nA lot of Mega Man 3's problems center around boss fights. First of all, the amount of crash damage one receives from making contact with a robot master is flat out wrong. I can understand this kind of damage being higher from a fortress boss, but I shouldn't lose one-fourth of my health for what is essentially a silly hit. The problems continue as the built in invincibility period after a successful hit on a boss has essentially been eliminated. This means you can score hit upon hit in quick succession without waiting between blows. While one could see pumping ammunition down an enemy's throat as a good thing, there are times were it absolutely destroys any semblance of challenge this title has to offer.\\n\\nThe game's other main flaw revolves around the addition of everyone's favorite canine sidekick Rush. Mega Man 2's Item 1, 2 and 3 have been replaced by the Rush Coil, Jet and Submarine. Giving such items more of an identity is appreciated as is their necessity in navigating the levels. What's not welcome is setting up the stages and power-ups in such a manner where the player can get stuck with no recourse (other than to exhaust their lives and continue) because power ups don't respawn after death. This becomes a real issue in the somewhat pointless Doc Robot levels as do continue points.\\n\\nAs much as I love Mega Man, I can't give Mega Man 3 the same kind of love I give Mega Man 2. Again, there is no reason to put that game on a pedestal but it is free of the problems found here, as are solid outings like Mega Man 4, 5 and 6. That said, I have to agree with Keiji Inafune that there are many things here that could have benefited from being redone and the change in leadership from the teams that crafted the first two games definately shows at the end of the day.\",\n \"Product: Released less than a year after Mega Man 4, Mega Man 5 continues the series' tradition of solid gameplay, pitting the eponymous character against his brother Proto Man and his band of eight robot masters: Gravity Man, Stone Man, Charge Man, Crystal Man, Napalm Man, Gyro Man and Star Man. Rush and Fliptop are on hand to help the blue bomber in his quest, as is a new bird-like robot called Beat, who can be obtained by collecting the letters to spell \\\"Mega Man V.\\\" The graphics and soundtrack live up to what players have come to expect from the series -- they're some of the best the NES has to offer. ~ Skyler Miller, All Game Guide\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Uneven, but a lot better than a quick glace would imply\\n\\nReview: I have to admit, I was extremely skeptical when I put down the money for a Mega Man 5 cart. In all honesty, I thought it was ludicrous that I was paying more for it than I did for a copy of the 1987 original. Nothing in that respect has changed, but I'll be damned if Mega Man 5 didn't pull the rug out from under me despite partaking of previous, seemingly uneventful play throughs.\\n\\nAs the title suggests, Mega Man 5 is an uneven beast when it comes to difficulty. Fun as it still is figuring out the \\\"weakness chain\\\" it takes next to nothing to get through the initial robot master crew and their levels. This and the overall feel of the game changes dramatically once the player enters the fortress levels. There's an abstract sense of maturity that presides over this portion of the game, something that reminds me of the sobering steel and seriousness of a Mega Man X game.\\n\\nInteresting as this can be, the most significant change Mega Man 5 brings to the table is the fact the series has finally cleared that oddball hump that started with Mega Man 3 and continued with Mega Man 4. Even after playing through the NES Mega Man games I still can't explain why these particular titles feel as bizarre as they do. Needless to say, I was glad to see things were back on track despite the fact Mega Man 5 doesn't deviate from the tired and true formula.\\n\\nWhile I can't say I was exactly thrilled with the price tag it carries, Mega Man 5 is a lot better than a quick glance, or a half-remembered memory would suggest. As one would expect the game doesn't do anything radical yet there are some covert forces within that are devilishly alluring once they're discovered. If you're into Mega Man, I'd definitely suggest digging for them.\",\n \"Product: NES\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Mega Man holding pattern\\n\\nReview: When it comes to a long running franchise, it goes without saying there are going to be moments of deja vu. Mega Man fans are especially aware of this, but even with games that don't truly evolve from sequel to sequel each one manages to contain a feel of its own. The first Mega Man was a rough sketch of a portrait Mega Man 2 would quickly streamline. Mega Man 3 would take some liberties with its game play and ultimately stifle the flow that would have greatly benefited the series. But what about Mega Man 4? Does it restore the flow of chi or only intensify an abstract case of mental blockage?\\n\\nThere are several things about Mega Man 4 that are more than welcome. The robot master crew is probably the most challenging out of the NES line-up and we see the introduction of some new characters like Dr. Cossack and his daughter. Okay, so these characters aren't exactly deep (like any of Mega Man's characters are) and only serve to fuel the \\\"fake antagonist\\\" scheme employed by the following two games, but they help hide the fact that Mega Man 4 is Mega Man 3's hangover. It's dumbfounding how even the smallest things made me reflect on the last game, not the one in front of me.\\n\\nBecause of this, Mega Man 4 lacks an identity. As laughable as that may sound given how many games there are in the series, it's this same train of thought that makes it a very noticeable and serious problem. The silver lining to such a conundrum is that this indirectly gives Mega Man 5 and 6 a head start right out of the gate, something that is of the utmost importance for the titles that wrap up Mega Man's time on the NES.\\n\\nDespite the fact the Mega Man 4 ends on somewhat of a downer, fans of the blue bomber will find little reason not to add this to their collection if they don't have it already. Mega Man's downs aren't usually that bad or as bad certain other blue-colored character. Mega Man 4 proves this to be true at the end of the day.\",\n \"Product: Product Shown in Pictures. Game Cartridge Only. Cleaned, Tested and Working. Cartridge and/or label will show some wear, including discoloration, tearing, writing, or other cosmetic issues. 100% Guaranteed Authentic.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Only hardcore Mega Man fans should invest in the original\\n\\nReview: The original. It's needless to say that every video game series has to start somewhere. For Mega Man, the beginning was in December of 1987 on the Nintendo Entertainment System. As easy as it is for one to slap down a date and call it a starting point, when did Mega Man become a household name, when did it really take off? Look no further than Mega Man II and Mega Man III.\\n\\nWhy am talking about the immediate sequels when it's the original that's on the table here? When dissecting a game, it's good to start with a dose of reality. Most people (Capcom included) would probably have a hard time saying that the original Mega Man was a complete success. In fact, the creation of the superior Mega Man II was considered a \\\"rogue effort\\\" by the developers involved, a project that was far from being on the front burner. So in going from one game that almost never had a sequel to a game that now has nine, where does the original Mega Man fit in beyond being a point of origin?\\n\\nTo get to the bottom of that question, one has to at least focus on the first three games. As odd as this may sound in this day and age, Mega Man's initial adventure was undoubtedly unique. I'm not talking about things like having six bosses instead of the standard eight or the lack of energy tanks, but the impersonal, industrial feel the stages. Other elements, like gun turret traps, the drab color palette, uneven difficulty and lack of support characters fueled the feeling that you were truly alone, that you were charged with terminating six humanoid robots with little to no explanation. All you knew was that they had to be destroyed.\\n\\nThis begs the question: what is the original Mega Man known for? It's collection of robot masters? It's insane crash damage when fighting the Yellow Devil? It's somewhat peculiar and forgettable level design? These are all good answers, but it's only one them - the game's cast of robot masters - that are truly memorable. Obviously, the game's music goes hand and hand with this, but beyond these simplistic yet loveable characters there's nothing here the sequels don't or can't do better.\\n\\nThis is why the original Mega Man is for the true-blue Mega Man fan only; casual fans can get by without or have a more engrossing time with one of its sleeker and much more welcoming successors like Mega Man 2 or 6. If anything, a NES cart of Mega Man is more of a trophy than a tangible playing experience, which is not exactly the greatest reason to buy something.\",\n \"Product: Used,works great\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The quintessential Mega Man game is perhaps the most overrated Mega Man game\\n\\nReview: Like most fans, I love Mega Man 2. No ifs, ands or butts about it, Mega Man 2 single-handedly spearheaded my interest in the blue bomber and video games in general. But as simple of a joy as the game is even today, there's something my ever-evolving self has to ask, has Mega Man 2 been hurt by the hype?\\n\\nI ask this question because over the years I've seen other gamer's continuously put other landmark titles I grew up on unrealistically high pedestals. Final Fantasy VII may have been great, but does a sealed black-boarder copy of the game really warrant four hundred dollars? Xenogears may have had a psychotically layered narrative that turned it a playable anime, but was the game really perfect? Metal Gear Solid put you in the ever convincing shoes of a professional killer but can its aging gameplay match the cinematic quality of its story? It's rampant fandom that ignores such obvious questions that makes me wonder if such views are damaging.\\n\\nDamaging or not, even after replaying Mega Man 2 for the first time in the last few years, I can't even begin to tear this game down. Sure, it's rather lax in the difficulty department, but that's an area I've never been too concerned with when it comes to games in general. Even running through the game like I was on auto-pilot wasn't enough hurt it, which leads me to wonder how one could even take down Mega Man 2? A stake dipped in holy water? My guess is a good as any.\\n\\nRegardless of my ranting, Mega Man 2 is the hallmark everyone remembers it being. Despite my attempt to approach the game from safe vantage point to avoid the disappointment that sometimes comes with reminiscence, my worries evaporated quicker than a snow cone on a hot summer day. Relieved as I am that the game is more-or-less timeless, I'm still uncomfortable tooting the game's horn, something I'm not afraid to do for the also stellar Mega Man X4.\",\n \"Product: GAME CARTRIDGE CLEAN WITH CASE, NO ORIGINAL INSTRUCTIONS. [A FUN GAME]\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Can play like a dream or a nightmare... it all depends on the player\\n\\nReview: Much like Mega Man 2, I have fond memories of Mega Man 6. While it's hard to deny the series was running out of gas by this point - just take a look at some of the robot masters - there were several things that managed to grab my attention. The most important additions in Mega Man 6 have to be the Rush adapters that grant the player the ability to turn into Jet and Power Mega Man. These forms allow the player to reach previously inaccessible areas and help bring back a little of the exploration that's been slightly siphoned out of the games over the years.\\n\\nWelcome as adapters are, they can also show one how sloppy the game can be. The first eight stages of the game play like a dream and I have no complaints. It's only after the player enters the final two fortresses do we see where how ugly things can get when game's challenges are not tackled the right way. Things are entertaining and a breeze with the right weapons/form in hand, but this slick veneer is quickly peeled away when the player is caught between a rock and a hard place. Even with advance knowledge of what's ahead it's amazing how easy it is for this to occur.\\n\\nStill, like the family pet the fails to do its business outside, it's hard to stay mad at Mega Man 6. This especially holds true when one considers the fact the game almost didn't make it out of Japan. With the arrival of Mega Man X, Capcom decided to forgo publishing the game abroad; it was only after Nintendo decided to pick it up for the fading NES that we actually got the game.\\n\\nIts interesting history and aggravating points aside, Mega Man 6 is an excellent conclusion to the NES library of Mega Man titles. While my memories don't exactly gel with currently realities - the game not being the juggernaut I remember - such is the fate of many of the games we grow up with. That said, the game is easily a worth while investment for fans and newcomers alike.\",\n \"Product: Mission complete ... Zero is missing ... search and rescue. It's been 3 weeks since Earth's near collision with the space colony Eurasia. The disaster was averted by Zero's heroics, but it seems it may have cost him his life. Now, on a bruised and battered planet, tales of rampaging reploids are surfacing. It's up to Mega Man X to investigate these mysteries but it's not going to be easy. Mega Man X must battle through a maze of levels to avenge his cyborg pal and rescue reploids along the way. Return to battle again and again with the new Nightmare System, which randomizes level maps, enemies and endings based on how you play the game. Mega Man X6 — he's back and this time it's personal!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: You can tell Capcom doesn't care anymore...\\n\\nReview: I am a long time fan of Capcom's Mega Man X series, owning almost all of them, excluding the rare X3, which I only rented, and the new PSX2 Mega Man X7. Mega Man X-X3 on the SNES where just great, and Mega Man X4 was \\\"mind-blowing\\\" great.\\nHowever, a strange thing started to happen, and it happened when X5 came out. X5 was decent, but the storyline became too far-fetched and anyone with a brain could tear holes in it. This is even way more apparent in X6.\\nNow we have X6, and I'm just gonna flat out and say it is probably (well, actually) the worst in the series, no doubt. It is easy to tell this game was doomed from the beginning...\\nHere are my basic arguments:\\n#1. No English voice actors for cut scenes or battle cries! - this is just SO unforgivable, Mega Man is as much a US game icon as a Japanese icon, this a royal slap in the face compared to the awesome cut scenes in X4. Capcom obviously didn't want to spend the money - lazy, pure laziness.\\n#2. The whole \\\"Zero's missing/return\\\" thing was so dumb. Capcom built this scenario up so much in X5 and X6 and failed to deliver any kind of interesting and credible reason for his return. I could write a better storyline, man!\\n#3. Zero's new sword is just way too powerful, it shreds anything in seconds, like his crescent weapon in X5. Basically, he has no need to use the weapons he acquired at all, you're gonna kick butt with practically no effort at all, meaning no actual challenge.\\n#4. Ok, I know some people are sick of Sigma, and yeah, it's unimaginative to put him in again, after building up the whole \\\"Dr. Wily\\\" thing in X5, but Gate was ten times worse. Gate and Isoc were lame enemies. You never even get to fight Isoc either!\\n#5. The way you have to defeat High Max was so annoying and over complicated.\\n#6. The so called \\\"nightmare system\\\" is really a nightmare. When I read about it, it sounded cool, but really doesn't add any challenge as it does controller-throwing frustration.\\n#7. Zero's control scheme is now so screwed up; it leads to many \\\"accidental\\\" deaths, because the buttons have more than one command assigned to some of them.\\n#8. The English translation (or attempted translation) is horrid, the worst I've seen since Breath of Fire II. How do misspell the hero's name Zerrrrrrrrrrro! as Zelllllllllo!\\n#9. X6 easily has the worst selection of Mavericks (this time called \\\"investigators\\\") Come on! When you have a \\\"dung beetle\\\" as a boss, you know you have run out of ideas and a beating a dead horse! Some investigators are pathetically easy, others are insanely hard. And I though X5's Guns and Roses theme was bad.\\n#10. Overall, the stages lack anykind of imagination. Some are way too short (the Weapon Lab), some are way too intense (Weapon Lab, Magma Area), and some are just annoying to no end (Central Museum and Laser Institute).\\n#11. They butchered the animation for Zero's victory pose - no more thumbs up.\\n#12. When I first heard that X would be able to access Zero's saber as a weapon I was a getty as a school girl, until I played and found out he can't wield it even half as fast as Zero could; let alone combo with it, making it almost completely worthless.\\nIn the end, Capcom did do a few things right. Some of the tunes are cool, especially the two they remixed from X and X2 (although some are really terrible, ex. Central Museum), and some of the new armors are cool (I loved the Ninja Armor!).\\nIt's a sad day for X fans, I never though I have to bash a Mega Man game this harshly. But what do you expect when they slapped it together so quickly ...\",\n \"Product: In Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, players take the role of Juste Belmont, a descendant of Simon Belmont. It has been nearly fifty years since Simon Belmont rescued the land from the curse of Dracula. Now its Juste Belmonts turn as he must acquire the relics of Dracula left behind from the past in order to unravel the mysterious disappearance of his friend Lydie Erlanger. With a trusty whip at their side, players explore Dracula's castle under the cover of night collecting relics and learning powerful magic spells in their journey to find and rescue Lydie.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a weird one...\\n\\nReview: As silly as it may sound to those reading a review of a Castlevania game, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance has got to be one of the weirdest games I have ever played. Point blank there are just SO many odd design choices within this game - some of them good, some of them pandering, some of them (surprising) game saving but NONE of them game breaking - that I'm dumbfounded that I like it and that it even works. Games with much more promise than Harmony have been forgotten for much less yet here's a game that is - dare i say it - actually \\\"fueled\\\" by its irreverent choices and memorable because of it.\\n\\nNow, you may be wondering what is just so \\\"weird\\\" about Harmony of Dissonance? Well, oddly enough the story begins with the soundtrack. I think most people that have partaken of what Konami offered here will agree the quality of the audio leaves a lot to be desired. Seriously, there are original GameBoy games that sound better - even those with lazy sound programming. For a game with the word \\\"Harmony\\\" in the title there isn't much to be heard musically, but this is just part of the stupid, logic-defying gamble that saves the game from itself. The game's audio prowess was sacrificed to make the game's world larger and it is the story line twist that explains the increased geography that ultimately makes the game worth playing. Yes, you heard that right, the twist explaining why the game is larger than its predecessor or successor is what saves the game.\\n\\nWithout that gamble and quite possibly a hand from above the other curious aspects of Harmony of Dissoance would be dead on arrival. The level design isn't terrible but it's far from elegant which makes it... interesting? The rather absurd amount of time Konami spends using Juste Belmont to remind players of Alucard from what is a vastly superior game? Somewhat suicidal and pandering yet it doesn't derail the experience. Really, I've only scratched the surface of these in-game oxymorons but rest assured Harmony of Dissonance is filled to the brim with them and it is what makes the game so interesting in that \\\"can't look away from the train wreck\\\" kind of way.\\n\\nRegardless of what I say those who are into Castlevania are going to buy this regardless - and I don't say what I said above to make the game less attractive - but those who really like to play games and analyse them as to why they work and don't work should definitely nab this one. Harmony of Dissoance is like the video game equivalent of a rubrics cube. Just when you think you understand it something comes along and throws it all up in the air again. Quite honestly, Konami should be counting their lucky stars that this game is so off-kilter - it's literally its saving grace.\",\n \"Product: Enjoy the first installment in the classic \\\"X\\\" series for Sony's PlayStation 2 game console. MMX7 is the first game in the series to use polygonal graphics, with cel-shaded trappings.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Messing with a proven formula, Capcom ends up in hot water\\n\\nReview: After dropping the pathetic bombshell that was X6 back in 2001, Capcom finally decided it was time to take the X series to the next level. Unforunately, as if things weren't already bad enough for the series, we all know that Capcom failed to make this conversion as painless as possible, and fans had another half-baked game to add to their Mega Man X gaming collection.\\n\\nAt first glance, Mega Man X7 has eveything one would expect from a Mega Man title. The the cel-shaded graphics are pretty nice to look at, considering X fans are used to looking at 2D sprite graphics. Beyond it's graphical engine, however, X7 does almost everything humanly possible to ruin the rest of the experience for the gamer.\\n\\nTo start off, the load times are way too abundant. Considering this isn't a first generation PSX2 title, and the fact that games like the PSX2 Final Fantasy's have better graphics and faster load times, this is just unexcusable (even if the load screens do act as continue points). Next is the horrendous english voice acting. Considering the fact Capcom conmpletely disrespected US gamers but not even bothering to add english voices to X6, this is a little more tollerable in my book (at least they tried - I guess).\\n\\nAnother gripe is we're still treated to the same still shots and text story scenes as in X5 and X6. I though the jump to a 32-bit system to a 128-bit system would actually mean something here, but no. You'll have to beat the game to see ending - the only VMF in the entire game, excluding the opening.\\n\\nGameplay is where Mega Man X7 commits the most serious of its crimes. The 2D sections of the game play well enough, even if the auto-aim is a bit glitchy at times. 3D sections don't even play half as well, as camera problems creep up continously, forcing players to make some jumps completely blind (don't get me started on having to rotate the camera in conjunction to shooting in some boss fights just to see your attacker...). Even worse is the mass of slowdown one will experence, espcially during the boss fights, were the game slows down to a crawl. Level designs are decent, but it is pretty sad considering one can find all the hidden power-ups without much exploration (I didn't even have to consult a guide - I found everything on the first playthough).\\n\\nMost Mega Man fans will probably buy Mega Man X7 reguardless of what I written above (I still bought it, and I knew what I was getting into). Still, I remember a time when you could say you had beaten all the Mega Man X games and you could say it with pride. Unfortunately, now all it means you have played four good games and four so-so games.\",\n \"Product: In 1997, Sony wowed the Playstation RPG masses with Wild Arms which featured an involving storyline, affable characters and slick battle techniques. While the game itself was great, the graphics were..less so. Sony revisits the original Wild Arms with a remake which redoes the entire game with shiny graphical sheen and updated game play.In addition to the three original characters - Cecila the pri\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Only old-school fans need apply...\\n\\nReview: After months and months of waiting, finally the remake of the 1997 RPG Wild Arms is here. As we take a redeveloped trip down memory lane, was the wait worth it, or was it (and my complete obsession of getting my hands on a copy) in vain? Let's find out!\\n\\nWild Arms' meat and bones (its story) is for the most part unchanged, which I honestly wouldn't have it any other way. Despite the back of the cover boasting a \\\"redeveloped script,\\\" the really only the addition of a few extra scenes (some of which are very welcome additions ~ especially a very moving scene involving Rudy that adds some much needed closure to his story and a few involving Jack and the \\\"shadows in his heart\\\" ~ which you'll understand when you play).\\n\\nAs far as the translation goes, this seems to be one of the most debated issues about WA:ACF. Even though I did manage to find a fair share of mistakes, and ignoring my complete distain for Agetech being the company that got the rights to publish this game in the US, I honestly didn't think it was that horrible. I've honestly seen worse, and I thought the dialogue pretty much mimicked what was said at any given moment in the original (hence why I jest at the term \\\"redeveloped script\\\" being used on the back of the cover).\\n\\nOutside of the storyline, the second most notable feature of WA:ACF (as well as the original) is the soundtrack provided by the series' staple composer Michiko Naruke. By far the series' defining link (at least in my book), Naruke revisits and remixes many of her compositions from the original (the opening theme \\\"To the End of the Wilderness\\\" which is engraved in my brain since 1997, has thankfully remained unchanged). Still, like a director going back and changing one of their works, the changes to some of the compositions do not work well at all, but then some of them are better than the original pieces.\\n\\nGraphically, WA:ACF does a modest job by today's standards. The visuals, while well done and completely adequate (except for the facial expressions, which are so bad they're good), are something one would expect from a first generation PSX title. Of course, when one considers the graphics from the original (especially the battle scenes), any kind of graphical update is probably welcome by fans. Still, despite the graphics not being gorgeous as they could have been, the crucial moments and events in the storyline are very, very well done.\\n\\nCombat-wise, Alter Code F isn't that much different from Wild Arms 3, which means normal enemy encounters take longer than they should (mainly because every action is followed by the combatants running around the battlefield for a few seconds before the next action). Seriously, this effect has got to go, it's a time waster and it's not even executed effectively (one minute said enemy is across the screen, next minute said enemy is right beside me because I hit it with a critical hit, etc.). Thankfully, the Migrant encounter cancel system helps with this and can cut down your travel time considerably when you just need to get to point A to B.\\n\\nWhile the layout of combat really hasn't changed, at least the characters differ from each other this time (i.e. they are each proficient in different areas of expertise) unlike WA3's characters that pretty much all played the same excluding their two force abilities and which guardians/skills they had equipped. Rudy has his guns (well, different cartages, though I would personally would have loved to see him wield different weapons for each attack like in the original), Jack has his Fast Draws and Cecilia has her magic (and now has exclusive access to the summons since equipment is still a thing of the past like WA3).\\n\\nThe re-arranging of abilities to accommodate the three new playable characters is done well (though it's just plain weird not having the Mystic force ability on Cecilia to fall back on, but in a way that's a blessing, as it removes a certain amount of cheese from the game play). The only real problem with the abilities is Jack's Fast Draws, which now level up with use, reducing their MP cost in the process (replacing the Secret Sign items found in the original). While this is a novel idea, the requirements to max out the better and later Fast Draws (a.k.a. the devilishly awesome looking Laser Silhouette) are simply psychotic (I can't imagine sitting though 450 Laser Silhouette animations, especially considering the already slow pace of combat). Speaking of Jack, can't someone explain why he doesn't draw his sword and strike the enemy during a normal attack? I don't think a swordsman is going to punch the enemy when he has a sword in his hand or use it exclusively use it for special attacks. One word there: Lame.\\n\\nUnfortunately, the biggest problem with Wild ARMS Alter Code:F is that fact the game's EX game feature once again discourages the player from replaying the game. Sure, your characters levels, money and the Sheriff Star (the be all, end all accessory/skill in the Wild Arms universe) carry over when you restart, but any normal skills and inventory items don't, unlike similar features in Chrono Cross that let you stack inventory items and spells/skills from multiple replays. Honestly, who's going to play through the game six times only to get six Sheriff Stars, if it's even possible to stack them? (I have no life but even I wouldn't dream of trying that!)\\n\\nIn the end, despite the long and agonizing wait, Wild Arms Alter Code:F was definitely worth the wait and worthy of your money if you're a fan. Still, the fact this title is so dependant on the player having experienced the original and/or having an emotional attachment to it really doesn't really help the game any, as does the series' unwillingness to evolve past its true and tried boundaries (WA:ACF as a game can get away with his due to the fact it's a remake), but one must realize how important and how make or break the upcoming Wild Arms 4 will be to the series.\",\n \"Product: Mega Man X 8 adds more depth and variety to this classic gaming series. With Earth in ruins after Sigma's invasion, humanity builds a new kind of reploid to colonize the moon. Sigma has corrupted their DNA and made them turn on humans. You and your teammates head to the moon for outer-space adventure of epic proportions!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Better than the last few games, but still old and tired...\\n\\nReview: I have to shake my head in utter disbelief at how far the Mega Man X series has fallen from its glory days on the SNES and it's first outing, X4, for the PSX. Then again it's really not hard to see why looking at the last few games, but I can't fathom how Capcom let this happen...\\n\\nMega Man X8 does manage to make many improvments over it's prevoius predecessors. First and most notably is the revamping of the tag team system started in X7. Now when one of your characters bites the big one, the other jumps in and continues the fight (which didn't happen in X7), and the ability do tag team moves (which includes a impressive ripoff the Matrix movies due to its look) and revive fallen comrades through use of the attack gauge which fills when you combo, is a welcome change.\\n\\nX8 also ditches any attempt of going into full-out 3D gameplay like X7 (which we all know was a complete failure). Only two stages (the hover bike levels) break the 2D game with 3D graphics design. The voice acting is also a huge improvement over X6 (which didn't include english voice acting at all) and X7 (which had english voice acting but was horrid).\\n\\nUnfotunately, these improvements can't hide the fact the rest of the gameplay has been recycled over half a dozen times. Almost all of X8's stages can be compared to level concepts in previous games, which is only natural considering the series is over ten years old, but it's just a little too obvious when you get that feeling of deja vu, or when your asking yourself why your even playing this game in first place.\\n\\nThis feeling is enforced further by the fact Capcom went to the trouble of ressurecting one of the more \\\"classic\\\" and \\\"cooler\\\" Mega Man X villians (I'm not gonna tell you and ruin it for you, but who really cares at this point?) for this installment, but you'll ultimately realize bringing this character back from the junk heap (for the second freakin time mind you!) is just another sorry ploy to arouse player interest and avoid having to put to much creativity and thought into creating new villians. Storywise, X8 has a better plot than many of the prevoius games, but that really doesn't matter as Capcom never really gave any of the X games a truly great story or a twist you talk about for years to come (well they did come close in X5 with the whole Zero thing, but they screwed that up in X6).\\n\\nX8 is not a bad game, but it definaitely is not a great game in any way, shape, or form. If your just getting into Mega Man X, do yourself the biggest favor (and save some money) and buy Mega Man X4 for the PSX (which is the best game in the series in my opinion, and is a greatest hit - I wonder why that is?) If your a fan, you probably already have that, but I honestly can't recommend buying X8 for it's retail price of $40 (no, wait, $39.95). The game is honestly not worth buying for that much. Wait for price to come down, buy a used one, rent it, or borrow it off a friend that bought it.\\n\\nHopefully X9 will be the last game in the series (cause their was only nine original Mega Man games, excluding the Game Boy games and side games - it would make sense). If Capcom is not going to let the game evolve beyond it's tired and true boundries, or even add somekind of two player mode, then I rather the series be put out of its misery that countinue making so-and-so sequels.\",\n \"Product: Wild ARMs 4 invites you to go on a journey through a war-torn world, with the power to either repair it - or destroy it. All his life, a young man named Jude lived in the tiny village of Ciel, until the day a hole was ripped in the sky. That day, a military invasion uncovered a strange and powerful weapon called an ARM. It bonded to Jude and now he'll have to master it to save his home & people. As he becomes a man in a time of war, he'll have a chance to put a stop to the violence.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Neither hit nor miss...\\n\\nReview: Wild Arms fans have had it pretty good over the last few months with the debut of Alter Code:F a few months ago <grin> and now with Wild Arms 4. Needless to say my PS2 has not seen this much action since I bought it and Star Ocean: Till the End of Time back in 2004.\\n\\nAs a RPG series, Wild Arms is, and will always be in the shadow of almost everything Square-Enix throws down the pike (a fact so painfully obvious that it has to be accepted by the masses), so if you want to give Wild Arms 4 or any of the previous games a try, you can't, for example, use the Final Fantasy series as a golden standard as far as all RPGs go and use it as a basis for comparison. If you do, don't bother, as you'll ultimately be disappointed. That said, Wild Arms 4 is a solid game, but doesn't even begin to reach the level attained by the earlier games in the series.\\n\\nFor the most part, the changes Media. Vision has made to the basic Wild Arms formula do work, and help layer and mask what was probably one of the most simplistic RPG battle systems in existence. While the hex battle system adds a little strategy to the fights, combat is still simple enough and makes it easy enough to pick up and play. Still, there are a few hitches to be aware of, such as when one of your characters gets KO'ed even before you get a turn due to the random character/enemy grid placement, or having to compensate for uneven character leveling.\\n\\nGameplay wise, Wild Arms 4 trades some of the puzzle solving elements the series is known for some side-scrolling elements that unmistakably reminds me of Naughty Dog's Crash Bandicoot series (which isn't a bad thing at all). Overall this works pretty well, especially considering the excellent brain-teaser like puzzles from original WA have dwindled over the years and sequels into obvious, watered-down solutions (excluding a few certain exceptions, mind you). The fact your characters no longer have a pre-specified set of tools to carry out through the game to solve puzzles, while realistic, is somewhat disappointing (although sometimes trying to get said tool to point A to point B can be a puzzle in itself).\\n\\nGraphically, one could say that Wild Arms 4 is a step above Wild Arms Alter Code:F. This is pretty much due to the fact Wild Arms 4 was probably build from the ground up by Media. Vision, where as Alter Code:F was basically the original Wild Arms slapped into a Wild Arms 3 shell. Like Wild Arms 3, Wild Arms 4 opts for a darker, duller color palette that emphasizes the war weary world of Filgaia, but many will find it clashes with bright colors used throughout Alter Code:F.\\n\\nWhile the above elements of Wild Arms 4 work well enough, there are a few elements that do leave something to be desired. The story, while quite effectively depicting a post war struggle for power, never really creates a since of urgency until the very end. On top of this, the villains, while interesting at the very least, just can't compare to the Quarter Knights/Metal Demons from Wild Arms/Wild Arms Alter Code:F or Odessa from Wild Arms 2.\\n\\nThe most disappointing aspect about Wild Arms 4 would have to be the audio. The series staple composer Michiko Naruke only composed more or less one-third of the soundtrack due to illness, meaning her trademark western favored style from the previous games isn't prominent throughout (you can honestly tell which tracks are Naruke's), though thankfully her involvement is preserved. On top of this, while the game sports a very, very good translation (thank you xseed, eat your heart out Agetech!), the voice acting shows why the Wild Arms series was better without it.\\n\\nSo, if you like Wild Arms, despite the massive magazine review campaign/conspiracy to bash it to end, you will probably enjoy this chapter as well despite the changes.\",\n \"Product: Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmeria tells the story of another valkyrie sister that takes place hundreds of years before Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth. In this latest installment of the legendary RPG series, divine insurrection besieges the heavens. Invoking his power as king of the gods, Odin hastily reincarnates the spirit of rebel valkyrie Silmeria into Alicia, Princess of Dipan. However, unbeknownst to Odin, the spirit of the battle maiden awakens within Alicia, still seeking vengeance. Believing his daughter to be possessed, King Barbarossa of Dipan declares Alicia dead and exiles her to a faraway castle. Odin learns of Silmeria's awakening and dispatches the imperious Hrist Valkyrie to summon her spirit to Valhalla. Alicia runs in fear -- and Silmeria in defiance -- as they embark on a journey where nothing is what it seems and all hide behind a mask.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Solid, but contains the pitfalls of most tri-ace games...\\n\\nReview: My experience with developer tri-ace's games dates back to the original Playstation era with Star Ocean:The 2nd Story. Like most gamers on this side of the world, this was probably the one of the first tri-ace titles that had and created enough of a buzz to form a niche of fans. The other game, which is credited with a simular yet even bigger buzz, was the original Valkyrie Profile.\\n\\nUnfortunately, the yield from the initial pressing run of that game was so low (so tri-ace wouldn't lose to much if the game didn't sell or catch on) by the time I had heard the hype surrounding VP and wanted to give the game a try it was much too late... copies of the game were selling at astronomical prices on e-bay much like how sealed copies of Final Fantasy VII are selling now. Because of this I was ecstatic when a sequel - which in this case is actually a prequel - was announced so I could finally experience what I had missed out on the first time in one form or another. Granted, VP2 is not a complete carbon copy of the original, but the majority of the gameplay elements cross the game/generation gap, so in essence this game should probably give you an idea of what the original itself was like.\\n\\nSo, would I say that I was blown away or impressed by what I missed out with missing the original VP? Not really.\\n\\nTo start with, the game is simply beautiful. There are some dazzling effects, from leaves and grass waving in the breeze to various types of weather pounding some of the locals. This is what one should expect from a last generation PS2 title. Sure, every once in a while the battle camera might clip some polygons so it looks like your characters are standing on air, but that is so minor it doesn't matter. The only gripe I have is I wish the characters weapons changed depending on what they currently have equipped. However, since the character designs are so dependant on the default look of the weaponry, the above simply wouldn't work very well.\\n\\nCombat is Valkyrie's claim to fame, much like it is in other tri-ace games like Star Ocean. This is a good thing, considering the amount of time you'll spend in battle mode leveling up the game's massive number of characters (of which only a handful are actually involved in the story, the others just seem to be there). At a quick glance, the battle system seems to be a button mashers dream, but like a good 3D fighting series (Soul Caliber or Tekken) those who know what their doing will always get further or have less difficulty as things can be difficult enough. Other combat related issues also sprout up: reviving an ally requires you to be near the ally's body and status effects are so not your friend - especially when the whole party is inflicted at once (especially with poison) *shutter* .\\n\\nAs fun as combat is, there are quite a few hitches to be aware of, such as wasting AP on a dash and getting nowhere because your party is caught on the edge of \\\"something\\\" in the environment or when party members become separated for the same reason, limiting your attack options until you take the time and go back and get them. This becomes especially aggravating when you're trying to finish battles as quickly and efficiently as possible to receive experience and crystal bonuses. The change from a 2D fighting environment in VP to a 3D one in VP2 works, but the above issues make you yearn for 2D battles of the original which would probably be devoid of these problems.\\n\\nThe game's skill system is another area that initially seems interesting and clever but quickly becomes quite cumbersome. You'll form rune words with your equipment and accessories to unlock new \\\"potential\\\" skills. Note the word \\\"potential\\\" in the previous sentence. Unlocking a new skill doesn't grant the character the skill automatically - only though battle can the skill be used and permanently learned. At first glance this is a good thing since it prevents abuse (think FFIX skill system here), but the player then quickly finds out it \\\"may\\\" (well, usually) take a long to learn said skill. Instead of being awarded a set amount of points towards your skills after an enemy defeat like in most normal RPGs, a percentage earned towards potential skills based on the average level of your current party and that of the enemy(s). Because of this you'll constantly be seeking out stronger and stronger enemies and you'll hardly ever find an \\\"undeniable great place\\\" to level up. You'll also be contending with the never ending equipping and unequipping of equipment while doing this and often means your party is usually far from wearing the strongest available equipment at all times - something that is usually a given in most RPGs.\\n\\nTraversing dungeons is probably the most noteworthy aspect of VP2 after the battle system. The first few are a complete cakewalk and teach you the ropes, the later ones can really test you sanity and your brainpower. Correct sealstone usage and photon know-how go a long way towards completely clearing them of all their contents. Kudos to tri-ace for the awesome auto map feature - features like this need to become an industry/genre standard!\\n\\nIn the sound department, Motoi Sakuraba makes a rather subdued yet solid entrance, seeming to ditch his rather unique yet unorthodox style of composing. It's not until much later until you hear a piece and you know \\\"yeah, that's Sakuraba, no doubt\\\". The voice-overs are good, but at the same time just a few tiers above decent.\\n\\nValkyrie Profile 2 also falls victim to problems that are prevalent in other tri-ace games. Some moments of unbalanced gameplay creep up on the player as the difficulty goes up a few notches without much warning. The story is once again slow to start (is this even a surprise anymore with tri-ace games?), and some of the story twists you can see coming a mile away (the one revelation at the end of Chapter 3 was so freaking obvious!).\\n\\nAll this said is Valkyrie Profile 2 worth playing if you've never experienced VP? Yes. However, now having experienced it, I honestly think I could have had waited for a price drop instead of buying it on day it came out. Despite this, I still look forward to playing the re-release of the original on the PSP.\",\n \"Product: with game, case and manual.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Don't dismiss it on age alone...\\n\\nReview: Pandemonium was always one of those games I wanted to check out... but by the time I actually got a PlayStation back when I was younger (around the time Tomb Raider II and Final Fantasy VII dropped back in 1997) other games had taken obvious priority. Anyway, about a little less than a year ago I nabbed a copy at a local used game store where it - ironically - had belonged to the store's owner. He had recommended the game to me many times before and the fact that he decided to give up his copy made it the prefect chance to try it out.\\n\\nTurns out he knew what he was talking about. Pandemonium may be as ugly as sin being a very early game for the console but the gameplay does hold up pretty well. It's not perfect... few games are... but I thought it was pretty entertaining despite its drawbacks. Still, I think what I like most about the game is its wild sense of imagination. The ideas for levels in Pandemonium don't seem nearly as restricted as they do in games now. There are some things in the Pandemonium \\\"world\\\" that, for the lack of a better phrase, make no sense - but that's part of the charm.\\n\\nI'm sure there are some detractors out there that will tell you to dismiss this game based on it's age alone, but that's rather hasty and I wouldn't recommend it. However, at the same time I can't really tell those reading to dive in without hesitation. Do your homework on this one if you're interested and proceed appropriately. Personally, I was quickly won over even though the game can be irritating at certain points.\\n\\nI know some wouldn't consider Pandemonium! to be a hidden gem since it sold enough copies to reach the greatest hit plateau but since its debut a rather significant portion of people have forgotten about it which easily allows one to make a case that it qualifies as such.\",\n \"Product: sega genesis sonic video game\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good, but not as good as I remember...\\n\\nReview: During my later grade school years, the 16-bit machines were at the height of the industry. To most, and because of Sega's more than successful advertising, the in-thing was to own a Sega Genesis over a Super Nintendo. Seriously, anyone who grew up during this era has to remember that the \\\"Genesis did what Nintendon't.\\\" While the Genesis would be doomed to live out its final days as the guinea pig for failed add-ons, I have to admit there were Genesis titles I was fond of despite my love for the Super Nintendo.\\n\\nAs if one has to guess, Sonic the Hedgehog was at the top of that list, and at the top of the Sonic the Hedgehog list was Sonic 3. While I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, I can sure as hell remember playing the hell out of this game during the brief time I had access to Genesis when my friend and I temporarily traded consoles in the sixth grade. As blasphemous as some would consider it, Sonic 3 ultimately became the Sega equivalent of Donkey Kong Country to me, easily amongst the best titles the console had to offer. Yet, of course, my friend and I would eventually reacquire our respective consoles and thus I wouldn't touch Sonic 3 - let alone a Genesis - for more than a decade.\\n\\nFast forward to 2010 and I would again procure a Sega Genesis and Sonic 3. Needless to say those fond memories of playing the game remained crystal clear in the back of my mind and I was more than looking forward to reliving what I considering a gaming triumph. Unfortunately, a decade is a sizable portion of time and one can only imagine how many games I encountered and played within that frame of time - especially with the lifespan of the original PlayStation in there. So here I was, Sonic 3 in hand once again. Would it live up to the memories? Could it? I was more than curious, I was ecstatic.\\n\\nSo what do I think of Sonic 3 now? Well, the game is as beautiful now as it was back then (at least graphically), but time has certainly thrown it two cents into the equation. For better or worse, Sonic 3 is not the juggernaut I remember. Sure, it's enjoyable but there are several things about the Sonic formula that are way more apparent now than they were back in 1994. The first (and most surprising) is how the game's sense of speed systematically puts a limit on exploration. There are tons of hidden areas within each zone (some of which lead to the insanely awesome Chaos Emerald levels) and their respective acts but there's always an abstract force that constantly reminds you this is not your objective. The levels may be huge and ingeniously designed but with the speed fed \\\"drive-by\\\" approach so ingrained in the gameplay you never truly get to experience your surroundings like you would in a Mario game. I'm sure to some I'm missing the point but the game obviously wants but can't seem to juggle both.\\n\\nThe game also runs into a hitch with Knuckles the Echidna. As a character, I really love Knuckles despite his lack of development here. And that's the problem. I can't fathom introducing such a clever creature and only using him as a prop. This is what makes Sonic 3 feel unfinished in more ways than one, something that was more than proved when Sonic and Knuckles came out. This and the final zone somewhat unhinge all the good the game manages to do with it's new trio of elemental shields, the previously mentioned Chaos Emerald levels and the soundtrack which skillfully hides the deficiencies of the Genesis' sound processor.\\n\\nWhen all is said and done, if you still have access to a Sega Genesis it goes without saying that any of the cartridge based Sonic titles would make worthy additions to any growing collection. Still, as should be more than obvious to anyone that's lived a few decades, just be aware that current realities may not much up to the rosy images that have been taking up residence in your mind since your last playthrough. That said, it's somewhat revealing that I feel I have to tread with caution within the era that's billed as the \\\"golden age of Sonic.\\\"\",\n \"Product: Dracula has awakened from his 100-year slumber and kidnapped Christopher Belmont's son. There are four castles to explore as you take the role of Christopher and try to save your son: Crystal, Cloud, Plant, and Rock, which can be completed in any order before going on to the final stages. In all of the levels, you must face hordes of undead enemies. Luckily, you have your trusty whip to help you vanquish your foes. At times, the whip will not be enough and you will have to use holy water, daggers, and other special weapons to advance. Destroying Dracula is the Belmont legacy help Christopher continue the tradition in CASTLEVANIA II: Belmont's Revenge.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Just buy it already, it's that good\\n\\nReview: While I'm a big fan of Castlevania I'm not really the biggest fan of the old school titles prior to Symphony of the Night. This isn't to say that I don't like the games done in that style, or that I think the Metroidvania style is better, but it isn't until Super Castlevania IV that these games really grabbed me. However, after purchasing and playing through Belmont's Revenge I can safety say there is another old-school CV that gets my motor running.\\n\\nAs other reviewers have mentioned, Belmont's Revenge is the sequel to Castlevania: The Adventure, and I can happily say that this game is superior in pretty much every conceivable category. This is easily the best of the GameBoy games and personally I like it even more than the games in the NES trilogy. Great level design, one of the greatest 8-bit soundtracks you'll ever hear combine with classic yet streamlined Castlevania gameplay to make this one hell of a cart. The only real negative to be had with Belmont's Revenge is the last two bosses require a rather absurd level of accuracy... but this is generally the norm with the games in the series.\\n\\nAnyway, I don't know any other way to put it. Belmont's Revenge is not only an insanely great Castlevania game it's just a great game period. The game caught me complete off guard (in a good way) and I would definitely recommend it to anyone with an interest.\",\n \"Product: Box only. No game, cartridge not included. This is only for empty box. Box is in amazing condition better than most were brand new!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A very nice (but insanely brief) game...\\n\\nReview: I'm a big fan of the Ninja Gaiden trilogy on the NES (except Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom which is technically impressive and completely disappointing in just about every other category) so it was only natural I'd check this out at some point. I was able to find a very nice copy for around twenty dollars which is fair considering this isn't the most common cart and I'll admit it's a very well done game that GameBoy/Ninja Gaiden fans should check out and add to their collection.\\n\\nHowever, the fact that I completed Ninja Gaiden Shadow in a mere two hours - and this was my first time ever playing it - really made me question the investment. The game isn't nearly as difficult as the NES games (which is nice) but this is why the game can be finished so quickly. In a certain sense you can't really pick on Shadow for this too much since older games tend to be shorter... and it's a bit longer than Kirby's Dream Land which is AMAZING... but I can think of many other GameBoy games that are much less expensive that will give you more bang for your buck like the overlooked Donkey Kong Land games.\\n\\nI can't say I feel cheated by Ninja Gaiden Shadow - although it would have been nice for it to have more of a story like the NES games - but if you're more conservative with the games you're purchasing (I'm so totally not that it makes my wallet cry...) you may want to pass over this title for something more robust... or wait until you come across a really good deal.\",\n \"Product: NES Adventures of Felix the Cat\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Who could have guessed Felix could star in a decent platformer\\n\\nReview: I remember the first time I saw a Felix the Cat NES cartridge. As happy as I was in actually knowing who Felix the Cat was, something I think would be lost on today's youth even more than those who grew up during the early nineties, I was skeptical how a game based on a character from the 1920's/1950's would turn out. Upon popping the game into my friend's Nintendo, I was pleasantly surprised.\\n\\nFelix the Cat plays out like most platformers of the time and is more-or-less a copy of Super Mario Bros. 2 with its own cast of enemies and power-up system. The events of the game are set into motion when The Professor (Felix's arch nemesis) holds Kitty (Felix's love interest) hostage in an attempt to retrieve Felix's \\\"Magic Bag,\\\" a satchel capable of transforming into anything its owner desires. Using his \\\"magical bag of tricks,\\\" Felix must confront The Professor, his cast of cronies and ultimately rescue his beloved.\\n\\nOf course, getting there is half the fun. For the most part, each world Felix visits on his way to the mad doctor has it's own theme: there's an Egyptian like area, a climb up a snow covered mountain, underwater excursions and mid-air encounters that lead up to the battle-scared wastes of space. As adequate as the stage design is, the batter half of the gameplay lies with the power-up system. By collecting Felix icons, the player can increase Felix's magic level which provides the player with a variety of attack options, not to mention providing additional hit points. While the forms available vary depending on the type of level being played, these transformations are fueled by hearts. Hearts are consumed naturally over time and can be restored with milk, another power-up that appears upon retrieving a fixed amount of icons.\\n\\nAs well-rounded and creative as the power-up system is in general, there are some areas of Felix the Cat that could have used some more work. The boss encounters that conclude each world are easily the game's weakest link, the battles centered on enemies with insultingly simple attack patterns that make those used by robot masters in Mega Man look like an art form. The relatively lax level of difficulty spills over into the levels as well, as it's easy to work up a reserve of lives and beat the game in little over an hour. Still, the most disappointing aspect of the game has to be the music. The title theme and selection for world one are magnificent but the remainder of the score quickly looses focus.\\n\\nWhile I can't exactly say I would have paid full price for Felix the Cat when it debuted, the game is easily worth what a general, non-top tier NES title goes for these days. The experience may not have longevity in its favor, but it's a well-crafted product that deserves a look after you've acquired all the other, must have NES releases.\",\n \"Product: mega man, no manual or cover \\n\\njust the game disk only\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice extras, but it's probably not worth the extra dough\\n\\nReview: As most Mega Man fans know, Mega Man 8 on the Sega Saturn is somewhat of a rarity. Originally intended as Saturn exclusive along with the excellent Mega Man X4, this plan quickly changed when Sony made it known they were interested in bringing the games to the PlayStation as well. To the enlightened, such a story is riddled with irony considering it's widely believed Sony was more interested in showing off the 3D capabilities of their system than allowing 2D sidescrollers live on to the next generation. Tongue-in-cheek as it ended up being, in what was more of a tradeoff for the lost of the exclusive, Capcom gave the Saturn version the edge in bonus material. So what's so different about Mega Man 8 on the Saturn compared to the PlayStation? Not much, but enough to make the value of these releases as different as night and day.\\n\\nAs silly as it may seem, I remember being extremely upset that I couldn't fight Cut Man and Wood Man when I played through the PlayStation version all those years ago just because of what console I was playing on. These battles (and the remixed tunes that play during them) are nice touches, as are the sound, music and hidden animation test that appear in the additional bonus mode, but when you get down to it, these things mean ultimately mean little when the whole picture is considered. What am I talking about? Well, before one can really say how much these extras add one must ask how good the core game is. So, for a Mega Man game, how good is Mega Man 8? Does it sail towards the heavens or does it dwell in the darkest depths?\\n\\nShallow as it may seem, the deciding factor in Mega Man 8 failure and success ends up being graphics and art direction. Why? Well, when one considers that nothing of significant note has really changed in the gameplay department in eight games you can't really call that a defining element. For better or worse this is true, blue Mega Man. So, given that there is nothing truly new, it's easy to see why a rather superficial element such a graphics becomes important yet this is where the game ends up divided upon itself. From a graphical standpoint the game is beautiful; I have no qualms about the quality of its 2D prowess. So what's the problem? The art direction. As if Mega Man 7 on the SNES wasn't bad enough, Mega Man 8 takes the characters and world we grew up with on the (blissfully limited) NES and shoves them through the cuteness grinder once again.\\n\\nNow, I expect some to fire back with the argument that Mega Man has always been \\\"cutesy,\\\" not necessarily in the games themselves (where the NES thankfully prohibited it) but in official artwork Capcom has produced throughout the years. Point taken, but that doesn't mean we have to indulge this and splash it all over the freaking screen. Okay, I'll admit if I want a dose of stone cold seriousness I could always pop in a Mega Man X game but I find it hysterical how Mega Man 8 is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this. Quite honestly I thought this game would go down as the cuddliest Mega Man game in existence but Capcom proved me wrong with Powered Up on the PSP. What's even more surprising (i.e. downright wrong) is how Mega Man 8 outsold Mega Man X4. Let me repeat that: Mega Man 8 sold more copies than Mega Man X4. How is that even possible? Here we have a game that literally adds nothing to its continuity while Mega Man X4 is a series highlight that gives the original Mega Man X a serious run for its money.\\n\\nAs a product I have to say I somewhat loathe Mega Man 8. I know you can't teach an old dog new tricks but that doesn't stop pet owners from dressing up their dogs in ridiculous outfits. The truth is dogs aren't meant to wear clothes and there's no reason Mega Man needs to look uber cute. What's cute about robots fighting robots? Anyway, as hopelessly off track as I've become, I can't say this bone Capcom threw Saturn owners (it's more like a treat than a bone) is worth the extra green. Stick with the PlayStation version if you're a casual fan and only indulge in this version if you have the obsessive compulsive desire to own everything that is Mega Man.\",\n \"Product: The Mad Gear Gang has spread crime and violence throughout the streets of Metro City. Only one man has enough guts to take the streets back from them, Mayor Mike Haggar. Now the Mad Gear Gang has kidnapped his daughter Jessica to bring him under their control. But they've made one mistake: Haggar's furious and he wants someone's head! Guy and Jessica's boyfriend, Cody, are joining Haggar to clean up the slime-filled streets and rescue Jessica. Along the way you'll find food to replenish your health, or better yet, search for weapons to knock the living daylights out of your enemies. So join Haggar and his friends as they try to free the city from the evil clutches of the Mad Gear Gang!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A pint-sized classic based off a classic\\n\\nReview: When it comes to retro NES titles, I find it rather odd that Mighty Final Fight is the quote unquote rarest game I was looking to add to my collection. While I'll admit the SNES port of the arcade original is where Final Fight started for most, I can't say that title is why Final Fight has remained at the forefront of my gaming memories for as long as it has. So given that, what's so special about Mighty Final Fight? How could a downscaled rendition of a SNES classic be of such note? Well, as one would expect given the formula behind it, calling Mighty Final Fight special is somewhat of a stretch, even for someone who is pretty smitten with the game. It's obvious that hundreds of games, games from the Double Dragon series, Battletoads to Sega's Streets of Rage have crossed strikingly similar terrain over the years.\\n\\nAs blindingly derivative as gaming can end up being, most know there are times where experiences can thrive upon their simplicity. As simple as a game like Final Fight was, there's a part of me that can't help but think that it was a bit too simplistic to really show off a (new at that time) console like the SNES. This isn't to say I was disappointed with Final Fight, but to say it was a quantum leap over the last generation of brawlers (beyond graphics) would be a lie. It's this - the lack of any real progression - that makes Mighty Final Fight so attractive in an ironic sort of way. Simply put, there is no real sacrifice made in taking the series back a console generation. While I'll concede that's not exactly the most positive thing one could say about a game, the game's super-deformed presentation has its own way of charming the player and is a worthy avenue to explore in contrast to the straight-edged look of its technologically advanced brethren.\\n\\nThat said, Mighty Final Fight still contains many of the irritants of the time. Despite being a last generation NES title, the amount of time the sprite layer of graphics spends flickering during game play is rather obscene. Granted, it's never enough to flat-out rail-road the experience but it does slightly mar what is an otherwise spectacular looking game. Perhaps what's even more surprising (e.g. disappointing) is the audio by Setsuo Yamamoto. I absolutely love good NES music but outside the crunchy boss theme Yamamoto's themes seem a little uncomfortable with their meandering nature. The last thing that brings the final grade down a bit is the difference power and speed have in relation to game's characters. Giving each character their own individual attributes is something that any game should implement, but as far as which one is the greater (or which one is more useful in helping you beat the game) speed has the definite edge over power since there are so many instances where speed is much more beneficial and can easily make up for the lack of power.\\n\\nDespite this, Mighty Final Fight is an enjoyable romp that is reminiscent of a simpler time. Unfortunately, the real problem with Mighty Final Fight is its cost. Again, not that you'd think it by looking at it, but the game is not exactly common and with so many other quality beat-them-ups available for a fraction of the cost, it's debatable how many will justify that cost. Those looking to experience the game while avoiding the price tag may want to check out the game on GBA where it one of the three games included in the Capcom Classic Mini Mix. Regardless of which path you choose, don't pass up on what can be experienced here just because of the art style or simplicity; Mighty Final Fight can be rather engaging if given the chance.\",\n \"Product: Progressive scan compact DVD player with Dolby digital output and on-screen graphical user interface.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: When you pay for trash you get trash\\n\\nReview: The only positive thing I can say about this product is I love how compact it is, why do most dvd players have to be wide and thin space gobblers?\\n\\nHowever, if you're a avid watcher of cartoon shows on DVD (South Park, Family Guy) you really need to stay away from this player. Bright colors (like the red brim of Stan's hat, the orange and green on Kyle, and the red and yellow on Cartman) are pixelated to hell where they meet one another. It's just very ugly and considering how much I watch them sub standard viewing is not acceptable.\\n\\nAnything live-action fares a bit better, but if you look carefully enough you can still see some pixelization.\\n\\nBottom line, look elsewhere and be willing to spend a bit more for DVD player than this despite tempting price tags.\",\n \"Product: Under the white guy \\\"everyman\\\" exterior lurks one of the cleverest original comedians of today. An established star in standup comedy and a frequent guest on the late shows of David Letterman and Conan O'Brien, Jim Gaffigan is a noted actor as well, from comedic turns in Super Troopers, That 70s Show and Sex and the City to dramatic roles in dozens of films and TV dramas. But here his unique comedy persona takes over -- cantankerous but endearing, clean but cutting, with an irrepressible \\\"inside voice\\\" that keeps wickedly popping out - to the delight of the audience in Chicago's historic Vic Theater. And now you can share their guffaws.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A super-stiff stage presence hurts an otherwise spectacular performance\\n\\nReview: When it comes to comedy, it goes without saying that I love comedians that appear to embrace what they talk about. While it's more than obvious why a comedian that fails to do so is doomed, there is nothing greater when the entire picture (looks and sincerity) come together. While comedians like George Carlin and Christopher Titus have a knack at deciphering what is wrong with society, Jim Gaffigan is a master at tackling the lighter aspects of human behavior, especially when it comes to people and their food stuffs. Point blank, I can't think of any other comedian that can comment on the foods we love (perhaps a bit too much) like Jim can. This doesn't make him as one dimensional as he's able to weave other subjects into his shows but it has more-or-less become his unofficial calling card and as a person who loves food I can't help but reflect on how true it really is.\\n\\nStill, as rosy as such a description is Gaffigan's brand of comedy runs into a little bit of trouble in DVD form. Given my first experience with Gaffigan's work was the audio recording of this show I was extremely disappointed to find the energy and spirit in Gaffigan's voice does not carry over into his stage presence. I was expecting him to be a bit more active in playing some of these bits out with a camera in front of him but as it stands his movement is light-years behind others like a seventy year-old George Carlin who, for obvious and well-justified reasons, can't jump around the stage like he use to.\\n\\nWith such an argument placed in front of them, some people may be quick to defend Gaffigan and say his sheepish demeanor on stage is an extension of the lazy, offish person he claims to be. I thought of that as well but he just looks to fidgety and uncomfortable for it to be an act. If it is an act it isn't convincing and gives off an opposite, unintentional message. Do I want him to bop around the stage like Robin Williams? No. As much as I enjoy Williams' comedy one Robin Williams in the world is more than enough. I don't say this to be cruel but to point out that the video portion of this show adds next to nothing to the experience; the proof lies in the fact the audio portion of this show graces my CD player a lot more than the DVD graces my DVD player.\\n\\nUnlike the vast body of comedians out there, Gaffigan's shortcomings are easy to decipher and pass judgment on. While some may question why that may be good thing, it ultimately makes some decisions that would otherwise be difficult easier. While I'd expect some to point out how such an argument is self-defeating, it starts to make sense the more you think about it. From here it's only a short jump, skip and hop for one to discover why Gaffigan's material is as versatile as it is.\",\n \"Product: The final race for the ultimate secret of the universe has unwittingly begun. A mysterious and ancient relic dating back to the very beginning of time called the Zohar may be the key. And for some unknown reasons an aggressive and dangerous species called the Gnosis attacks humankind viciously and often.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A good alternative to playing the game...\\n\\nReview: When it comes to video games, Xeno is a prefix that is more or less guaranteed to create sparks when uttered in conversation. Whether it's the debate that Xenogears' various development problems keep it from being the quote unquote \\\"perfect\\\" game (really, don't even get me started on this one....) or how utterly ridiculous it was for Nintendo to forgo releasing Xenoblade abroad when the demand was obviously there, the truth is Xeno games have a history as checkered as their acceptance by gamers themselves.\\n\\nAs ambitious as these games really are, the problem that some had with Xenosaga's lengthy cutscenes is well justified. Like any given Metal Gear Solid title, it seemed the player was left watching almost as much as they where playing. That said, while there's a bit of hyperbole in there it's not like these scenes were boring and flaccid. In fact, there are several scenes throughout the game that make it worth replaying. Yet the concept of honesty makes it necessary for me to admit that Xenosaga's gameplay undoubtedly plays second fiddle to its story.\\n\\nUnfortunately, Xenosaga is a bit conflicted here as well. While its narrative is a lot easier to navigate than that of Xenogears, Xenosaga has the \\\"unique\\\" trait of having an NPC that's far more interesting than many of the player's characters. Who am I talking about? Andrew Cherenkov. When the game opens, we find come to see that Commander Cherenkov is second in command aboard the Woglinde, but what we learn about him from that point on challenges one's perception of good and evil and quickly overshadows anything the game tries to establish about Shion, the main character.\\n\\nThis is the main reason I tracked down Xenosaga Limited Edition Movie DVD. When you get right down to it all of the characters are important, but Cherenkov is something else entirely. You just don't run into an all-encompassing character like this very often and being able to relive his story with minimal fuss was of the utmost importance to me. Anyway, beyond a small hitch or two, Andrew's story is faithfully preserved on this pre-order bonus, as is the remainder of the game's narrative. Still, with so much material on hand there are obviously areas where this item falls short. I could get into specifics about the scenes that are included/excluded (trust me, I have some definite gripes) but really can't due to spoilers and space.\\n\\nThere are few isolated instances where the video cuts out for fraction of a second. Nothing too grievous, but it does take away from the product's overall level of quality. There was also a small section where the audio dropped out in similar fashion. Still, considering this was initially a bonus item that didn't cost customers anything I'm more than willing to overlook such slight miscues. There are also no subtitles. The subtitles from the game are now absent and the video is now completely unobscured. Depending on what your looking for this can be good or bad.\\n\\nSuch issues aside, the further one gets in the DVD the less material they'll ultimately find sacrificed. Personally, I don't find the second half the game/narrative as exciting as the first (mainly due to the lack of Cherenkov) but it doesn't but too much of a damper on the proceedings. The only other real downer is the time since episode II's release has made the Xenosaga Limited Edition Movie DVD a somewhat uncommon item. Still, as most know it's somewhat hard to tell when or if these pre-order bonuses will end up becoming something down the road or if they are really worth procuring. In this case I have to say I'm hook, line and sinker. That said, fans of the series will probably have no problem in following suit.\",\n \"Product: Ozzy Osbourne ~ Ultimate Sin\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: There are several things about The Ultimate Sin that make no sense...\\n\\nReview: In the world of music, there are several things I don't understand. At the top of the list lies Ozzy Osbourne and that business manager wife of his. Ozzy has shown more disrespect towards his back catalog of music than any other musician I can think of in order to save a few measly dollars. While this won't stop me from enjoying the tracks and albums I like, the stories behind re-recording parts of classic albums like Blizzard of Ozz are just ugly. Just as ugly is almost acting as if The Ultimate Sin and \\\"Shot in the Dark\\\" never existed in the first place.\\n\\nNow don't get me wrong, The Ultimate Sin is far from a five star album. Like a lot of people, my main concern was obtaining a copy of Shot in the Dark on a CD since you can't find it on any other album. With that mission accomplished, I thought the story was over. Far from it. Needless to say I was surprised how the rest of the album managed to sneak up on me, from the Cold War inspired \\\"Thank God for the Bomb\\\" to welcoming beat of \\\"Secret Loser\\\" there is much more to be discovered here. In fact, \\\"Secret Loser\\\" pretty much sums up the situation this albums is in considering it was passed up for re-release and re-mastering in 2002.\\n\\nOne can only wonder why such a worthy pit stop would be deleted from Osbourne's catalog. Most people - myself included at one point - erroneously thought The Ultimate Sin was shelved because of a royalties dispute between Osborune and Phil Soussan. This doesn't seem to be the case since the last legal dispute between the two was settled back in the 1990's. So what's the deal? Hopefully, with Ozzy's back catalog being re-released again this album with get another look by the big wigs that ultimately make the decisions. Maybe they'll make the right choice this time and restore this discarded piece of history. Still, I'm not counting on it.\\n\\nAnyway, as was said before, I can't give The Ultimate Sin a five out of five. The album is enjoyable and gives according to how much the listener is willing to put into it but it's still not a top of the line release. Such truths aside, the album definitely deserves much more credit than it seems to receive from its creator and can easily find a place in any music lover's collection.\",\n \"Product: Japanese Version featuring a Bonus Track: \\\"The Rest of the Sun Belongs to Me\\\".\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Has lost a bit of clout over the years...\\n\\nReview: As odd as such a statement may seem for the beginning of a review, Winterheart's Guild is one of the most peculiar records I've ever come across. It's not the music that's unusual, but rather how many times my opinion of the album has changed over the years. Of the top of the head I can't think of another album that matches the heated, internal debate Winterheart's Guild has stirs within me.\\n\\nStill, my experience with \\\"Winterheart's\\\" really begins in 2002 after receiving a mixed CD with \\\"Victoria's Secret\\\" and \\\"The Ruins of My Life\\\" on it from an old friend. Of the two songs I found that really I liked \\\"Victoria's Secret\\\" but I totally despised \\\"The Ruins of My Life\\\" and still do. Despite the latter being one of the worst songs that Kakko has ever penned, I was definitely interested in hearing more of the album, especially after checking out Silence and Ecliptica. Unfortunately, my first impression of Winterheart's Guild was less somewhat negative. There was something about it that quickly put in behind its predecessors. The album would remain at the back of the pack until I got a roommate of mine interested in the band and his interest reignited my exploration of the band's music. Eventually I discovered I liked the album, I liked it a lot. There was something about it that was simply \\\"edgier\\\" and a bit more chaotic than the straight-laced albums that preceded it.\\n\\nFor years, and even through the release of Reckoning Night, this was enough to put the album at the top of the heap. Things would eventually change with the release of Unia - an album I disliked for the better part of a year. Once Unia wore down my initial defenses - presenting the change I didn't know I wanted - I realized it and follow-up The Days of Grays outclassed the majority of band's previous material. After listening to those albums, I found it hard to have patience with a speedy, one-dimensional track like \\\"The Cage\\\" or a slow, one-dimensional track like \\\"Gravenimage.\\\" These songs are far from bad but they just can't compare to albums with more to offer, or even other songs on this album like \\\"Champagne Bath,\\\" \\\"Silver Tongue\\\" and \\\"Abandoned, Pleased, Brainwashed, Exploited.\\\"\\n\\nBeyond knocking \\\"The Cage\\\" for being a bit shallow, you may notice that the slower songs are the ones I'm picking on and not the fast ones. This ying and yang is another area that's been slightly tarnished by time. Despite the band being more known for their speedier numbers than slower ones, I always felt the band struck a good balance between both. The band's newest releases reaffirm this to me but Winterhearts, perhaps more than any other album, proves the slower pieces are more susceptible to time's wear and tear. As noted, \\\"Gravenimage\\\" has some problems getting out of the gate as does \\\"Broken\\\" even though it's still one of the album's greatest calling cards. Things get even more confusing as the album draws to a close with the ultimate Replica wannabe \\\"The Ruins of My Life\\\" and enchanting yet conflicted \\\"Draw Me.\\\"\\n\\nNeither the star-studded masterpiece nor the misguided rush I initially thought it was Winterheart's Guild is an album that is shrouded in a veil of uncertainty. As important as the album is in the scheme of things, albums like Unia and The Days of Grays have done a more than efficient job at chipping away at its allure. Such a situation is a double edged sword. While one would obviously want the band to continue their effort in making great music no one wants it to be at the expense of where they've been. Alas, that's something musicians can't really help. That said, even though Winterheart's Guild will always be there, it's definitely less inviting than it once was.\",\n \"Product: 2003 debut album for melodic power metal sensation from Hanover, Germany, produced by Olaf Reitmeier (Luca Turilli, Gun Barrel, Kamelot). SPV.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: One Of The Best Releases Of 2003 - Easy...\\n\\nReview: Galloglass, being a melodic power metal band, are in a very crowded genre of music, were fingers point between fans in conversations like the following: \\\"this band copies this band,\\\" and \\\"this band is sounds like this band.\\\", or \\\"this vocalist sounds like and copies this vocalist.\\\"\\nI've never been one for comparing bands to each other (I still don't see how people think Tobias Sammet sounds Like Burce Dickinson of Iron Maiden...), but after listening to this CD constantly ever since my friend bought it, I can safely say without a doubt in my head, this isn't a carbon copy, cut and paste of something you heard before.\\nAs for the performance by the band itself, I feel as though nothing could make it sound better than it already does with the mad guitar playing (ex. Dragons Revenge), the soothing and totally awesome violin (ex. Legend From Now and Forevermore). Add to the mix a great vocalist, crazy drumming, and top-notch production, you know you have a winner.\\nSo what would I compare this to, despite the fact I don't care for comparisons? I have read many reviews saying that it's like a stripped down version of Rhapsody without the mass orchestration, with more of a power/speed metal foundation... and I can see where they could make this relation. I also tend to think of Dream Evil's Dragon Slayer (another great CD) when listening to this, in terms of the point behind the lyrics.\\nSo do not delay, if you consider yourself any kind of a metal fan, you owe it to yourself to take a listen to Galloglass, you won't be disappointed...\\nHmmm, I wonder when their next CD comes out...\",\n \"Product: Since the opening tones of their sensational debut album, \\\"Legendary Tales\\\", Rhapsody have been one of the most unusual phenomena of the current Metal scene. The huge range of their creativity, the number of legendary compositions that the Italian band, with their primary members guitarist Luca Turilli and keyboarder Alex Staropoli, have released until 2002 is documented in their `Best Of' album, \\\"Tales From The Emerald Sword Saga\\\". Nowhere on Earth can one find anything remotely comparable, be it in their style or in the strength of expression. RHAPSODY is unique in the true meaning of the word and the 16 tracks (over 70 minutes play time) prove thus.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent compilation despite obvious restrictions...\\n\\nReview: Let me start by saying I am not really the biggest Rhapsody fan on the face of the earth (I personally favor Luca Turilli's solo work over Rhapsody's), but I've heard about all the band has to offer and I personally only care for a little more than a handful of the band's work. So when I heard the band was releasing a compilation album for the Emerald Sword saga, I was interested because (like any human being) I didn't feel like buying 5 different CDs for the few tracks I like on each release (even though I did buy Power of the Dragonflame, and I still want to purchase Rain of a Thousand Flames.)\\nIn reality, you really do get the best of best (for the most part) when it comes to the included tracks, but I'm sure some Rhapsody fans would probably ague with me here, and I'd expect that as there are some really good songs missing, but among these songs are mainly the long epics (like Angels, Gargoyles of Darkness from Power of the Dragonflame, which clocks in at over 19 minutes) and well, I don't really think you'd want to sacrifice 5 to 6 of the shorter songs for one song (no matter how good it is!) This could have been solved by having a double disc, but I really don't think that would be necessary, because most fans are going to have all the bands works anyway and raising the price wouldn't be a good thing either.\\nAs for the video clip on the CD, if you have already acquired the video for \\\"Holy Thunderforce\\\" from the limited double-disc edition of Dawn of Victory, it is almost the same on this disc, except for one major difference - it is now in black and white and made to look dated, to increase the medieval feeling the video has. Not really anything too new or great, but a nice touch. I personally would like to have had the \\\"Rain of a Thousand Flames\\\" video instead of the updated \\\"Holy Thunderforce\\\" video, but oh well.\\nAs for the box set goodies, mentioned above, include a sticker that has the same artwork as the front of the box set (which I like the sticker, but I hate using cool stickers, because I always lose or quit using what I place them on, grrr!), a \\\"small\\\" poster of the CD case's artwork (which I think was neat putting all six covers of their previous releases together separated by swords in a pie formation), and finally picture cards of each band member and a group shot. The cards are a nice touch, but I feel I can't do much with them, because I want to keep them in a safe place so they stay nice, along with the rest of the box and extras (thus I placed the CD and booklet in a different case.) This is underscored by the fact the CD and booklet come in a cardboard digi-pack instead of a jewel case, but the digi-pack is very, very nicely done though.\\n\\nSo in the end, if you're a big Rhapsody fan, you probably have all the music included here if you have all the Rhapsody CD's, but you'll probably want the extra's this box set offers. On the other hand, if your new to Rhapsody, and is you first purchase of the band's music, this is probably a good place to start as it gives you a little morsel of each of the band's releases (but in that case just settle for the normal edition of this CD without the extras.) All in all, I'm glad I got this release and even paid a little more of the box set. The only thing left to say is \\\"when is the new Rhapsody CD coming out?\\\"\",\n \"Product: Japanese pressing of the Finnish prog-metal act's 2004 album with 1 added bonus track 'Wrecking the Sphere'. Avalon.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Awesome, but not their best...\\n\\nReview: After being completely addicted to the last Sonata Arctica album, Winterheart's Guild, I was wondering how Sonata could possibly get any better. After completely surpassing their fellow countrymen Stratovarius in my heavy metal mindset, the release of this album had me counting the days until I could get a copy.\\n\\nReckoning Night still doesn't surpass Winterheart's Guild in my book, but that really doesn't matter when the album packs an extremely major punch. Sonata once again keeps things fresh by experimenting and expanding upon the sound that makes them who they are.\\n\\nDon't Say a Word, the sequel to Silence's The End of this Chapter is worth the price of admition in itself, being downright creepy and merciless to the very end. Wildfire is just to die for, and is probably the band's most ruthless and angry sounding song after Dream Theives from the Broken EP (another personal favorite). White Pearl, Black Oceans takes the Sonata sound to new heights, and is downright sad when you decipher the story behind the lyrics. Jani Liimatainen's My Selene is also a strong point and a surprise as well, as it is usually vocalist and mastermind Tony Kakko behind the creative process.\\n\\nIt's really hard to say anything negative about Reckoning Night, but I was quite suprised upon my first listen that the production had taken a very noticeable hit in quality. The overall sound is not as clean as the first three albums. Still, there is enough sweet ear candy to be had here to make up for that.\\n\\nHowever, I must admit I really didn't like shelling out an extra $15 bucks for an import, especially considering the bonus track \\\"Wrecking the Sphere\\\" is completely worthless. I know I'll sound like a broken record, but I do get really sick of waiting a few extra months to get a domestic copy of an European metal outfit's CD in the U.S.. I mean how long did we have to wait for an American copy of Nightwish's Once ~ FOREVER. But, hey, I'm a sucker for great metal, so I guess I'll calm down.\\n\\nSonata shows no signs of slowing down with Reckoning Night. I'd recommend this to anyone with an interest in the genre, but I still recommend Winterheart's Guild or Ecliptica as one's first Sonata purchase.\",\n \"Product: Limited Edition double CD pressing of this Primal Fear collection that is a comprehensive retrospective of the greatest songs ever released by Primal Fear. Features a bonus disc containing nine cover versions including legendary tracks by Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Thin Lizzy and others. 25 tracks total. Nuclear Blast. 2006.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Extremely disappointing; how NOT to do a greatest hits album\\n\\nReview: In my review of Primal Fear's latest effort Seven Seals, I stated that Primal Fear is one of those bands I may have held a higher regard for if they were one of the first euro-flavored metal bands I had the pleasure of experiencing. Unfortunately, that was never the case with Primal Fear and the band's first four albums, while good in there own right, really didn't bowl me over in anyway. While there are songs on each release that are definitely worth owning, there were simply not enough on any given release in my mind to warrant a purchase until 2005's Seven Seals came along.\\n\\nDespite being satisfied with what Seven Seals offered I've always wanted to get some older Primal Fear and fatten up that part of my collection, but as usual there was always something else coming out at those times (another band's album, etc) that I just had to have more and would grab my attention and money. However, the day I saw the press release for this compilation on the band's website I must say I was ecstatic - the idea of nabbing some of the band's older tunes on a double disc greatest hits album was a very attractive prospect. Unfortunately, the minute I saw the track listing the air was quickly taken out of my sails.\\n\\nWhile the first disc contains actual Primal Fear songs (the selections are pretty hit and miss in my opinion, and some of the tracks I would have liked to see here aren't - if only \\\"Controlled\\\" where there it just *might* be worth it) the second disc is crammed with second-rate cover songs of just about any 80's metal band you can possibly think of. When one boots up a release such as this I think most would expect most of the material to be the band's \\\"original\\\" material, not bogus b-side drivel. Obviously the \\\"Very Best of Primal Fear\\\" part of this compilation's title only applies to the first disc. Sure, this disc may interest those who already have the all the band's albums and wish to obtain these b-sides to finish off their collections, but for the modest fans they are not necessary - or acceptable.\\n\\nThe \\\"other\\\" problem with this compilation is a release such as this really should have seen daylight prior to the release of Seven Seals in 2005. Mixing songs from the first four albums with songs from Seven Seals just doesn't feel right - the band made MAJOR changes in the direction of the music on that album when compared to the first four, which for the most part all sound and feel similar. If this album focused on those four albums all the music would sound completely uniform and feel more unified - no tracks would seem out of place or be the odd man out as some from Seven Seals do here.\\n\\nIf the second disc of this compilation wasn't as botched with so much undesirable material as it is this would be a definite must buy in my eyes, but why should one pay for cover songs when one wants to hear Primal Fear originals. If they put out a single disc edition - scraping the second disc altogether - and lowered the price to a little above the price of a normal release I would probably bite. Unfortunately, as it stands this compilation is simply half full.\",\n \"Product: Swedish Metal Templars, Hammerfall, continue their amazing legacy of releasing the highest quality fistpumping, head-banging, anthemic material on their seventh studio epic, Threshold! Music video for ''The Fire Burns Forever'' (1st single) [featuring participants of the 2006 European Athletics Championships] will receive heavy rotation on MTV2's Headbangers Ball, Fuse's Metal Asylum as well as on hundreds of regional video programs.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Possibly a new personal low? Depends on your taste...\\n\\nReview: I have to start this review by saying I was not at all impressed by the last Hammerfall album, 2005's Chapter V. Outside three stellar tracks and about two fair ones, that album showed the band is content with releasing the same stuff over and over with little tweaks until the fans make enough of a fuss where a big change is completely necessary. So when was the last time I was completely happy with a Hammerfall release? Try 2002's Crimson Thunder, a album that more or less saved the band from delete bin hell in the eyes of many, not that I personally disliked Renegade as much as some seemed to. In fact, some seemed a little too eager to bash Renegade - I thought is was good although it proved some change was definitely needed, and Crimson Thunder ultimately brought those changes.\\n\\nSo now the Threshold is upon us (boo, bad pun I know) and simply put you're either going to love or hate this album - I really don't see that much of a middle ground with fans and this disc. To Hammerfall's credit, a lot of things on Threshold are done differently than with any of the previous albums: the backing vocals try to make the leap to what some might deem as epic or even more epic than before, Joacim tries to mix in some different vocal approaches and musically the album is definitely a lot slower than any other album in the band's catalog.\\n\\nIt's not that all these changes are bad, but the way some of them are implemented is what hurts this album in the long run. Most of the slower songs such as \\\"Titan\\\" and \\\"Rebel Inside\\\" really suffer in the chorus department. Even the faster, more pleasing songs such as \\\"Natural High\\\" sound somewhat awkward in how the chorus coincides with the music. Even a solid yet stereotypical sounding song such as \\\"Shadow Empire\\\" is practically ruined because of a rather unimaginative chorus - something Hammerfall can usually seem to pull off with ridiculous ease it isn't even funny. Other songs such as \\\"Howlin' With the `Pac\\\" are good, but seriously did we need to spell \\\"pack\\\" as \\\"pac\\\" - not trying to be nick-picky but that's not very \\\"metal\\\" now is it? Let's leave the butchering of the English language and stupid ways of spelling things to rappers, pop-stars and games like Mortal Kombat. The lack of a proper ballad is also a rough spot even though some consider \\\"Dark Wings, Dark Words\\\" as the album's ballad. This fails to be the case in my opinion, even though it is a solid track. The lack of an undeniable full-ledged ballad is regrettable since Hammerfall have always had a corny yet well developed ballad on every disc.\\n\\nThe obvious increase and emphasis of the backing vocals in most songs around the choruses ultimately fails to make the songs any more esthetically pleasing than they already are - they're getting awfully close to overstepping the bounds of what I consider tasteful and what will probably become overkill in the near future. Other Euro metal fans will notice that certain parts of the music and harmonies seem to mimic, \\\"borrow\\\" and even blatantly rip off other bands: most of \\\"Dark Wings, Dark Words\\\" and the opening rif of \\\"Genocide\\\" is so Stratovarius like. Taking it even further some of the guitars in \\\"Dark Wings, Dark Words\\\" also sound reminiscent of slower songs by late-era hair metal bands such as Def Leppard.\\n\\nIn the end this is far from a horrible album, but not a great album in any since of the word. Still the fact even the better songs such as \\\"Theshold\\\", \\\"The Fire Burns Forever\\\", \\\"Natural High\\\" and \\\"Genocide\\\" are simply average even by Hammerfall standards leads me to believe this album will not stand the test of time.\",\n \"Product: Their fourth album featuring Tanja (Lullacry), Kevin Codfert (Adagio) and Tony Kakko (Sonata Arctica).\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A good offering, but any and all forward progression is hardly uniform throughout...\\n\\nReview: Of all the bands that have graced the European metal scene over the last few years, France's Heavenly has been one of the bands I have taken a particular personal interest in. While some people feel the band has yet to really stray from the true and tired conventions set forth by genre defining bands such as Helloween (a statement that does bear some truth - let's be honest here), I was definitely expecting the bands next release after 2003's Dust to Dust to really help the band rise above and beyond such labels. While the band manages to do this to an extent on Virus, it's obvious old conventions are extremely hard to break away from.\\n\\nThe album starts off in the right direction, for the most part, with the first three offerings: \\\"The Dark Memories,\\\" \\\"Spill Blood On Fire\\\" and \\\"Virus\\\". \\\"The Dark Memories\\\" opens the album with its thrash-like metal opening and immediately pulls the listener in; the typical-yet-updated chorus also pulls it weight extremely well. While some of the songs musical transitions can seem rather awkward and jumpy at first (especially to first time listeners) eventually it seems less and less so with each listen. The energy of \\\"The Dark Memories\\\" carries over to the next track \\\"Spill Blood On Fire,\\\" which more or less is the centerpiece of the album for a variety of important reasons. \\\"Spill Blood On Fire\\\" finds Sotto refraining from using complex song structure (a staple element in almost every Heavenly song) and opts for a more straightforward experience without the multiple and various tempo changes. The result is one of the best tunes the band has ever cranked out and gives them a viable airplay weapon; it is simply the most accessible song in the bands catalog at date.\\n\\nAs strong as the first two tracks are, \\\"Virus\\\" is where the music begins to make its backwards slide. What begins as a track with an infectious and intoxicating beat becomes rather standard when the initial rush energy is left behind during its progression. Many of the following tracks such as \\\"The Fury and Power\\\" and \\\"Bravery In The Field\\\" share the same problem, except they're pretty standard from the outset - the later has a chorus that makes it sound like a left over from the bands 2001 album Sign of the Winner. Considering this and tracks such as \\\"Liberty\\\" and \\\"The Prince of the World\\\", which narrowly escape the dreaded label of being \\\"rehashed\\\", indicates that band really hasn't progressed as much as the first few tracks would indicate. Don't get me wrong - these tracks are far from horrible (in fact \\\"Prince of the World\\\" is much better song than a single listen would indicate) but are hardly any kind of answer for a band that needs to grow and breathe.\\n\\nThe remaining two songs on the main album present the listener with guest vocalists Tony Kakko of Sonata Arctica and Tanja of Lullacry. Kakko's participation on \\\"Wasted Time\\\" is a essentially a mixed bag - while the clichd opening is hardly worth his talents the one verse he belts out later is simply amazing and is the closest thing anyone is going to see as far as serious Kakko action goes until the new Sonata debuts. Tanja's work on the duet \\\"When The Rain Begins To Fall\\\" is simply enchanting as she trades vocals back and fourth with Sotto in a beautifully constructed piece. Oddly enough, none of the band members are credited with writing this little slice of heaven - something that becomes quite obvious when considering its stark difference to the rest of the material (I'm almost convinced this album is worth owning for this track alone!) Lullacry fans should be more inclined to purchase this album for Tanja's performance than those of Kakko and Sonata.\\n\\nThe Korean and Japanese pressings of Virus contain two additional bonus tracks: \\\"The Joker\\\" and an alternate version of \\\"Spill Blood On Fire\\\" sung in Japanese. In all honesty neither of these tracks are really worth your time or money unless your native tongue happens to be Japanese. \\\"The Joker\\\" is essentially a demo track written and sung by the bands guitarist and is completely disposable and hearing Sotto sing \\\"Spill Blood on Fire\\\" in Japanese isn't as fun as one initially think it would be. The bottom line is most fans will be better off waiting for a domestic release in their own country than shelling out for the import. Whether or not the \\\"Spill Blood On Fire\\\" video will see daylight on those releases has yet to be seen - here's to hoping!\\n\\nIn closing, Virus itself is really a telltale example of a band taking a step forward and taking an equal step backwards. While the album is hardly the \\\"Euro metal juggernaut\\\" I had envisioned it to be in my mind (in fact my hopes where probably a bit TOO high), it is definitely one of the year's better releases - a year that has been rather dry as far as new Euro metal releases are concerned. Most will better off waiting for one of their country's record labels to pick this up (I, of course, was too impatient). Virus is definitely worth buying but not at an import price.\",\n \"Product: Static-X's musical blunt-force-trauma explodes onto the stage on Cannibal Killers Live, the platinum-selling band's first CD/DVD package and first full-length concert release. Essentially a 'greatest hits and more' concert compilation, Cannibal Killers Live features a complete show from the Cannibal Killers Tour shot at The Big Easy in Spokane, Washington. The 17-song set spans the group's entire career, from the classics 'Push It' and 'Bled For Days' to songs from 2007's Cannibal. The DVD also boasts all 12 videos issued by Static-X and a make-your-own-ringtone application. Cannibal Killers Live is ready to eat!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Worth the DL, but little else\\n\\nReview: Out of all of Static-X's offerings, Cannibal Killers Live is the only album I opted for the download over owning a physical copy. First of all, I'm not too big on live albums bundled with DVD's; when I do make such a purchase the DVD is pushed aside big time. It's kind of a bummer when half of the product you spend money on goes to waste. Second, studio albums usually sound better and I don't think many concert recordings really convey the energy you would feel actually being at said concert.\\n\\nWhile it's mainly the second point that I was concerned with when it comes to Cannibal Killers Live (not having a DVD around I'll never watch is nice) I'm pretty pleased with the audio portion. When it comes to the music, the band pretty much reproduces their music flawlessly and go as far to include all the vocal/movie quotes and such that are employed in some of the songs - something that would break many songs if they weren't there - it's Wayne Static's vocal delivery that ultimately becomes the make or break factor of the album.\\n\\nConsidering how fast some of the songs are and how pronounced the lyrics are on the studio albums, it's obvious this is the main concern. Wayne is pretty good live, but all around everything's a little rougher. Slower songs like \\\"Behemoth\\\" work really well as he has more time to get each individual word/syllable out but it's clear during faster songs he's being rushed. This alone is why their probably isn't more material like \\\"Monster\\\" and \\\"Dead World\\\" from Shadow Zone. Still, the track listing is completely solid and every album is well represented.\\n\\nWhile the album does end up near the bottom of my favorite Static-X releases, ten dollars for the DL compared to twenty/twenty-five for album/DVD combo does make it a lot more attractive.\",\n \"Product: 2009 release, the Metal band's seventh studio album and first with guitarist Pontus Norgren (The Poodles). No Sacrifice, No Victory includes a cover version of The Knack's pop classic \\\"My Sharona\\\". With traditional and Power Metal making a comeback in these parts, it's no wonder they have chosen to return for yet another U.S. tour this fall. 11 tracks.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: I guess I'm just really losing interest in the genre\\n\\nReview: Unlike other recent releases from the usual suspects of the power metal genre, I honestly think there is a decent to good album here. It's just that with Threshold, I had this feeling the \\\"epic\\\" sound the band was obviously heading towards with the reinforced background vocals was going to become a bit too enriched for my tastes. A month or two later purchasing the album, \\\"No Sacrifice, No Victory\\\" has failed to sink in or make an impact and pretty much hits that nail on the head as far as my above fears are concerned. So, I'm not going to say it's bad or crap, more than any HammerFall album before it, I honestly wouldn't suggest buying this one blind as it's no mere step/upgrade from the last album. If this was the case, I'm sure I could have eased into it rather than feeling rejected due to my changing/expanding tastes.\",\n \"Product: 2010 release from the comedian/actor. Robin Williams describes himself as a 'hairy comedian from California', but he is also an Academy Award-winner. Robin Williams also won four Golden Globe Awards and four Grammys. 2009 was a year of ups, downs and second chances for Robin Williams. Now recovered from emergency heart surgery, Williams returned to HBO for his first solo TV concert since 2002. In his performance, Williams covers such topics as global warming, sex and politics, the state of health care in the country (suggesting a cash for clunkers program for elderly relatives), drugs (recreational and otherwise) and more personal topics, including his recent heart surgery.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Live on Broadway it is not...\\n\\nReview: To me and lot of my friends, Robin Williams 2002 \\\"Live on Broadway\\\" is a quintessential comedy DVD. The laughs kept on coming and given the time, we could probably (and sadly) quote the entire thing for anyone willing to listen. Robin was relentless as he bounced to and from every subject under the moon.\\n\\nSkip ahead seven years and well, you find out that Williams is one of those comedians that hits a sour note when retelling or altering a previously successful joke. Simply put, there is way too much retread here, making for an inconsistent experience where there are occasional nuggets of gold. It's more like \\\"Live on Broadway 1.5\\\" only half as good as the original, so maybe it's \\\"Live on Broadway 0.5.\\\"\\n\\nIn the end, it's a decent outing for a decent price. Still, it doesn't even come close to reaching the upper echelon of my favorite stand-up releases.\",\n \"Product: Tobias Sammet - a name standing for high-quality Heavy Metal. Whether it's with EDGUY, the band, that has been nobled as their prince royal by the two chief-scorpions Klaus Meine and Rudolf Schenker, as soon as the Scorpions - after all Germany's globally acknowledged rock export No.1 - will retire after their farewell tour. Or under the flag of Avantasia, the Rock-Musical project that originated in 1999\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: At least the title is somewhat self-descriptive\\n\\nReview: Over the last couple of years I've seen my interest in power metal simultaneously strengthen and bow and break. Without going into a band-by-band analysis, it's hard to explain why this band's work remains viable and another band's doesn't. There have been serious surprises and there has been more than enough writting on the wall. Still, the one thing I didn't see coming was my growing disinterest in Edguy. As with any lingering feeling, it didn't happen overnight and it didn't just happen with the last album (which would have been more than enough to justify it) but was growing even if I didn't want to admit it. So, if this paragraph is any indication, I've come to accept Edguy isn't the band I loved only a few years back. I've grown and they've grown (into what I haven't a clue) so the very least I can do is be honest about it.\\n\\nThe problem with Edguy is ironically alluded to with the title of this album, Age of the Joker. First let's start with the word \\\"Joker.\\\" Edguy has always been known for their wacky antics, and you don't have to look too far, especially on newer albums and singles, to see this in action. For years I found this quality endearing, but once tracks like \\\"Lavatory Love Machine\\\" (groan) started making their debut the hesitation to dive in head first with the insanity started to build. This feeling magically disappeared when Rocket Ride was the hot thing but it managed to boomerang back a few years after its release when I discovered that album wasn't all I thought it was. I knew I had grown tired of Edguy's humor the minute I heard \\\"Sex Fire Religion\\\" on Tinnitus Sanctus.\\n\\nThis brings us to \\\"Age.\\\" The sad fact is Edguy's humor doesn't age well. Can anyone really listen to \\\"Save Us Now\\\" on Mandrake and not get the immediate urge to change the track? Alien drum bunnies may have been funny in 2001 but all it is now is a less-than-impressive filler track on an overstated \\\"breakthrough album.\\\" Yet this is only one take on why the word \\\"age\\\" is so important when it comes to Edguy. Age has a lot to do with this new \\\"rock\\\" sound Edguy has cultivated since Tinnitus Sanctus. Now, I'm not going to say that power metal style the band adhered to before was the most fertile valley when it comes to music, but Edguy was good enough - and smart enough - to make it their own. This fails to be case with this new, aforementioned style that only serves to make the material sound dated before it is even released. In other words, Edguy's material sounds a lot older that it should, which is just ludicrous considering this is still a relatively young band. Age of the Joker is something I'd expect to come at the end of their career, not at what should be the apex. Still, looking at the pictures of the band in the booklet, I can't even be sure these are the same guys that drew my attention ten years ago.\\n\\nThat said, I am willing to extend a hand to Age of the Joker in the name of diplomacy. I can't say I'm in love with this album but it deserves some props for a variety of reasons. The most obvious is this is much better than the train wreck that was Tinnitus Sanctus. Second, this is a grower album. It's the kind of album you definitely need to listen to more than once for it to make its impact and reveal everything within. Do I think there is a preverbal goldmine in here? No. I don't think the album will ever prove it's worth more than the three out five I'm giving it, but it certainly isn't a cellar dweller either. The real hitch of such a situation is the album lacks a real hook; there is never a moment where I'm absolutely dying to hear a given song when I'm away from the album, something that wasn't a problem when a track like \\\"King of Fools\\\" made its debut.\\n\\nIs Age of the Joker the beginning of reconciliation been a band and a listener or merely a small reprieve before the rift between the two becomes insurmountable? I wish I had the answer. Still, the album has been the first measurable glimmer of hope between the two for a long time and as shaky as the truths is I'm willing to take the gamble. I've dismissed bands for less than that; let's hope Edguy makes the most of the opportunity.\",\n \"Product: 2011 release, the first solo album from the Static-X mainman. Pighammer has a disarming raw quality of heavy driving guitar riffs and lyrics that will take hold of your bowels and into the mind of Static's dark past and warped mind. This is blatant as the first single 'Assassins Of Youth', was inspired by Wayne Static's last days of drugs and partying. \\\"I wrote this song while living in a hotel room, listening to Pink Floyd, drinking Crown and doing whippits,\\\" explains Static. \\\"I started the song in that condition but never finished it until years later after dumping off the drugs. Now the song has a whole new meaning from when I started it.\\\" 'Assassins Of Youth' is an old-school term for drugs. The first verse is about doing drugs, the chorus is going dry and the second chorus is about getting off and no longer being slave to the drugs.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Half full or half empty depending on your philosophical bend\\n\\nReview: Recently I set out to re-rip my music collection in order to re-listen to the mountain of albums that have fallen by the wayside over the last few years. One of the highest peaks belongs to Finland's Sonata Arctica whose pre-Unia material was in desperate need of revisiting but another substantial peak belongs to Static-X. My interest in Static-X actually began with my opposition to their material. A few years ago when employed at a local electroplating plant my supervisor would play their music all day long and, being the semi-lovable jerk he was, would not allow anyone else to have access to the stereo. As you'd expect I became pretty well versed in most of the band's greater known pieces but one day this came to abrupt end. Due to some personal issues my supervisor would resign and take his iron-fisted rule over the radio with him. As you would expect it was nice to have some (shared) control over the radio after that point and not have to listen to the same thing all day but slowly but surely I started to miss those Static-X songs I had heard a million times. Thus it was my turn to explore the music for myself.\\n\\nKnowing what I know now, I can safely say that I'm glad I took the time to do just that because while my former boss played a decent sized portion of the band's music his selections only gave me part of picture as he mainly stuck to the tracks that were popular and were used as singles. Hearing all the songs I missed out on due to his selective taste was akin to unearthing a gold mine; there was a lot of material that was really good but not good enough to make it onto his mixed CD's. However, as much as I was enjoying the band's music the upcoming release of Cult of Static presented a unique situation: being able to hear new material at the time of it's release and without any kind of previous exposure.\\n\\nWhen Cult of Static dropped in 2009 I think I was really presented with my first Static-X based disappointment. That said, I don't think it all had to do with the album. With past albums I had an idea of what to expect because of other people playing the music. Granted that didn't mean I was going to like the tracks I hadn't heard but it definitely eased the transition. With Cult I was flying much more solo in my interpretation and in the end that probably made my final impression a lot more honest and thorough. I enjoyed quite a few tracks but had to admit some of what was presented didn't really suit me. The same situation applies with Pighammer but this time it's much easier to pinpoint where the experience unravels and why. For the lack of a better description Wayne's effort here can be split into to halves or acts. Ironically, those acts play out in order on the album itself - act one being the first six tracks and part two being everything that follows. The difference between the two is as stark as night and day.\\n\\nPart one starts off with the obligatory intro that pretty much confirms we're going to hear Wayne's ex-porn star wife on every Static-X/Static-X themed album from here on out. I'm not really annoyed by that but it is pretty unimaginative. Anyway, the first two cuts \\\"Around the Turn\\\" and \\\"Assassins of Youth\\\" are solid (even though I kind of wish the former was a little longer and fleshed out) and the intro of \\\"Assassins\\\" always puts a smile on my face. Not as good but perhaps more important is \\\"Thunder Invader\\\" which has my vote for being a great example of what \\\"Evil Disco\\\" has to offer. It's here where you can really start to detect the comeback of the electronic airs that previous albums put on the backburner and I for one couldn't be more pleased with their return. Rounding out this section is \\\"She\\\" which only reinforces that fact and offers up a fresh (well, fresher) vocal presentation that really adds something to the album.\\n\\nUnfortunately, as high as the album climbs with the above the remaining tracks only serve to diminish their effect. The main problem - which was actually present above but was brilliantly detracted from - is the lack of speed. Most tracks on Pighammer are mid-tempo or slower and the only real burst of pure adrenaline is \\\"Chrome Nation.\\\" The placement of this track really suggests that Wayne was aware of this but the track fails to act in the necessary manner with its odd structure which is unlike any previous material. I wish I could say the last part of the previous sentence was more of a complement but it's not; \\\"Chrome Nation\\\" has noble goals but spins it's conceptual wheels in an effort to give act two some much needed traction which prevents the album from growing some real legs.\\n\\nBecause of this Pighammer more-or-less ends up on equal footing with Cult of Static in that it seems full of promise but only delivers on half the deal. The difference is Cult's problems aren't lumped together and even then it's really hard to describe what's awry. Here the issue(s) are front and center and are easy to detect and results in what could be the most lopsided album in the band... err... act's? history. As negative as that may sound the first half of the album is worth the price of admission and is a great companion piece to any fan's Static-X catalog. Still, it is a shame that this album is only half full as it stands.\",\n \"Product: The Ultimate Creedence Clearwater Revival collection, featuring 52 timeless tracks on three compact discs! Discs 1 and 2 feature a mix of 40 hits and classics, including 13 top ten hits such as "Bad Moon Rising," "Down on the Corner," "Looking Out My Back Door," "Proud Mary," and more. Disc 3 features 12 incendiary live performances of CCR classics. An absolute must for CCR fans and all fans of classic rock music.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good way to supplement The Concert\\n\\nReview: I'll be honest here, my favorite Credence release is The Concert which floors me even to day when I listen to it. I'm not the biggest fan of live recordings in general (so my fondness for it is somewhat noteworthy) but that release was my first stop for Credence tunes. I wanted to back up that with the studio renditions and this does a good job. While containing the tracks I know and love I was kind of let down with the tracks I wasn't familiar with... but at the same time it was nice to hear some newer tracks (to me) beyond the usual suspects.\\n\\nAdditionally, as some other have noted, the third disc is kind of pointless. If you want live Credence just get The Concert. In fact, some of the live tracks on here were taken from that album.\",\n \"Product: EDGUY - SPACE POLICE: DEFENDERS OF THE CROWN - CD\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: I kinda wish I cared more. Keyword being kinda\\n\\nReview: Seriously, am I ever glad I went digital with this one...\\n\\nEdguy's last album Age of the Joker was a good outing after Tinnitus Sanctus left me out in the cold... but it didn't hold my interest as long as previous albums.\\n\\nWhen it comes to Space Police there really isn't much to say. This isn't another Tinnitus Sanctus but none of these songs really grab me. Most of the choruses lack the hook that will pound them into your head and some songs seem to see how many words Tobi can squeeze in before you can even get to that point. The only thing that really fits into that category is the \\\"Rock Me Amadeus\\\" cover which doesn't count.\\n\\nThe album is decent - I can actually get through this one unlike Sanctus - but I can already see that this one won't be taking up residence on my hard drive very long.\\n\\nAlso, while I know this will cheese some fans off, the minute I saw there was a song called \\\"Do Me Like a Caveman\\\" I just rolled my eyes. You know, Edguy's \\\"humor\\\" was funny back in the Mandrake days when I was a eighteen year old teenager but now... now it's just so juvenile. These kinds of tracks (the worst offender being \\\"Lavatory Love Machine\\\" from Hellfire Club) have no longevity and none of them have survived the years and remain on any of my playlists. That said, I'm obviously not a fan of the album's cover art either.\\n\\nIs this all Edguy's fault however? No, not really. I think I just need to move on musically as my tastes have changed. Still, it would have been nice if a track or two on here would have stuck out enough to hold on to.\",\n \"Product: HAMMERFALL - (R) EVOLUTION - CD\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The bridge was already broken, (r)Evolution is decent but doesn't mend it\\n\\nReview: I should probably start this review by stating I use to own all the HammerFall releases up to 2009's No Sacrifice No Victory where I pretty much gave up the idea of following the band anymore. Was No Sacrifice No Victory bad? No, not really... but it was pretty clear the band was heading in a different direction and I was looking for something they couldn't offer.\\n\\nAnyway, I skipped out on hearing Infected and picked this up when I saw it. I can see that HammerFall is still HammerFall - and for fans that is probably a good thing - and this is more agreeable to me than No Sacrifice No Victory was, but the sad thing is while I can't say the bands I do listen to aren't cheesy in their own right after listening to this it's so obvious I've outgrown HammerFall.\\n\\nI can't say the album is bad yet I can't say that it is great. For me the album and ideas feel kind of fragmented until \\\"Wildfire\\\" which, while a very messy song, feels like a completed concept. Adding insult to injury is the bonus track \\\"Demonized\\\" - while being a mid range track a far as quality - is more enticing than most of the main buffet.\\n\\nAnyway, I gave it a shot despite my skepticism. I can't really say I'm surprised since so many European-based bands have fell off my radar in recent years. Fans of the genre will probably have no qualms with this album at all... and while I mean nothing ill by saying this I wish I could still buy into this while simultaneously glad I can't.\",\n \"Product: NIGHTWISH ENDLESS FORMS MOST BEAUTIFUL (2CD)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Fans will probably love it.... but I don't think I'm much of a fan anymore...\\n\\nReview: I'm a little torn on this album. Like most people I was obviously concerned with Floors taking over the vocals but that is (thankfully) far from being the main concern. I was also worried because while I really enjoyed Dark Passion Play and Imaginarium the tracks from those albums ultimately fell off my playlists A LOT sooner than I could have possibly expected. When that happened I was beginning to think that I had outgrown Nightwish or that Nightwish had outgrown me.\\n\\nUnfortunately, I think this album proves both of those theories. In no way is this a bad album... but... I can help but feel that... I don't care anymore? I just can't shake the feeling I've heard this all before. In fact, I know I've heard some of these guitar riffs and general song ideas on the last two albums.\\n\\nAnyway, don't let what I have to say scare you off... if you are interested give it a listen or a purchase. When it comes to my situation I still like Nightwish as a band... but they are another Euro flavored band that has just outlived its relevance with me.\",\n \"Product: LUCA TURILLI'S RHAPSODY - PROMETHEUS, SYMPHONIA IGNIS DIVINUS - CD\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Just as I expected...\\n\\nReview: As odd as it seems I have to thank Turilli for getting me back into music. I was kind at an odd juncture where I wasn't really digging into music as much as I had in previous years... but once I heard \\\"Rosenkreuz (The Rose and the Cross)\\\" on YouTube I was blown away. After that I started buying a lot more music, CDs and vinyl in general and I haven't looked back.\\n\\nHowever, as much as hearing that song \\\"helped\\\" me I had a sneaking suspicion about this CD, that \\\"Rosenkreuz\\\" was going to be the heavy hitter for me and the rest of the CD would limbo under the bar. I feel that's true AND untrue. The rest of the CD is of good enough quality... but it can't quite live up to previous bars set by Turilli IMO. I'd personally put (most) of Kings of the Nordic Twilight, (all of) Prophet of the Last Eclipse AND (all of) Luca Turilli's Dreamquest: Lost Horizons over this... but at the same time I know some of that is due to nostalgia.\\n\\nAdditionally, I also have to somewhat complain about the YouTube videos. Why on earth do they show cover artwork for singles when (to the most of my knowledge) no singles were released for this album? If \\\"Rosenkreuz\\\" was released as physical single I honestly would have just bought that and called it a day. I'm not mad or anything but I kind of liked the artwork for it and having the (a) digipak single would have been cool given how much I like that song.\",\n \"Product: It's probably just a question of time until the universe taps into the force that is Gloryhammer they should at least consider having their soundtracks composed by the international power metal act lead by Alestorm keyboardist / singer Christopher Bowes! Space 1992: Rise Of The Chaos Wizards is the next chapter of the epic Gloryhammer saga! It rewrites history and future alike and raises the Astral Hammer to smash the evil Chaos Wizards: this extravagant background is perfect material for galloping, highly melodic power metal that merges galactic fire with unforgettable metal anthems!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bloody brilliant in its absurdity.\\n\\nReview: First of all I should thank amazon, or rather Amazon customers, for their recommendation of this one. The first album, Tales from the Kingdom of Fife, kept popping up as a recommendation here on Amazon and it got to the point where I couldn't ignore it anymore. Anyway, a small hop over to YouTube and hearing \\\"The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee\\\" I was hooked. Christopher Bowes and his crew created something that lives off all the stereotypes it pokes fun at with both Gloryhammer albums.\\n\\nFirst of all I don't think one album is better than the other. Granted, Space 1992 is probably the more consistent album, but I like how each album is different while still adhering to the same underlying idea. Anyway, I can't wait for the eventual follow up!\",\n \"Product: cd\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Love the music... but the layout of this album needs some work\\n\\nReview: Just like every other review I've written for a major motion picture score I have to preempt the main event and say that I'm probably the last person that should comment on the soundtrack to a movie. I know it sounds kind of harsh putting myself down but in general movie scores aren't my thing - the music working in context and not living beyond it. However, given the borderline man-crush I have for Twister - my guilty pleasure of a bad movie if there ever was one - the reasons why the music lives on outside of the movie are all too clear.\\n\\nSo why does Twister's score prevail where others have failed. Well, I think a lot of that has to do with composer Mark Mancina. In general I'm not the biggest fan of the bombastic, orchestral stylings that Hollywood brings to the table in a lot of motion pictures. Sometimes I feel that orchestrating a piece of music is an easy way out, an easy way to build suspense. Listening to this score, I have little problem admitting that Twister takes this route. So if Mancina takes \\\"the easy way out\\\" why am I so attracted to his work? Well, a lot of it has to do with complexity. Again, I am probably the last person that should have an opinion on it given my general lack of experience with the genre, but when listening to the music on this disc I don't think Mancina breaks the bank with these compositions. In a certain sense I think music is a little, shall we say, underdeveloped. Well, that's not really the right word per say, but the music really strikes me as something that hard-core film score buffs would find a little underwhelming. I know a lot of the above is hypothetical and I'm not trying to put any words into anyone's mouth but I simply believe there is better film-based music out there.\\n\\nGiven that, the question remains why does Twister's score seem so attractive? It's accessible - very accessible. Perhaps too accessible but accessible nonetheless. It's kind of like the shallow end of a pool. The water in the deep end is too cold to just jump right in so you systematically inch in from the stairs at the less abrasive end. I know that such an analogy is really far from being any kind of complement and is rather unjust towards Mancina's work but you can't always force the listener to dive right in and appreciate every nuance of what's before them. You need works that bridge the gap and that is where I think the score to Twister scores most - if not all - of its points.\\n\\nSo while it's pretty clear I enjoy the music as it's presented in the movie, does it make the successful transition to a standalone experience? Does it remain buoyant or does it sink to the darkest depths? Well, generally it remains afloat but there are two things that complicate the endeavor - the first being the tracks do not appear in the order they appear during the movie. The score opens with \\\"Wheatfield\\\" which is heard shortly after the flashback to Joe's childhood but after that the track listing hops around a lot and tracks like \\\"Drive In\\\" and \\\"The Big Suck\\\" simply come up to bat too early. You'd think you could solve this problem simply by rearranging the order the tracks play in but you can't since the first six tracks have the unfortunate bonus of flowing into one another.\\n\\nComplicating things even further is the inclusion of material that didn't make it into the movie. You might think that fleshing out these pieces would be a good idea but as spiteful as it might seem I'm only interested in the parts that actually have context. Pieces without homes in the movie (\\\"Where's My Truck?\\\") can drag out the experience and some of them that are a mix of both (\\\"Wakita\\\") meander to the point where my attention starts to wonder. This isn't to say these sections can't be interesting: the opening of \\\"Sculptures\\\" really hides the familiar piece it finally evolves into and \\\"Cow\\\" is really all over the place (in a good way) as it covers several important refrains in its five minute play time. That aside I still have to say this soundtrack would be much more attractive if it was simple and streamlined and tracks ended on the notes they ended on in the film.\\n\\nAnother major of the album really revolves around \\\"William Tell / Oklahoma Medley\\\" otherwise known as the \\\"storm chasers\\\" medley. I'm sorry but this piece needs to be closer to the version heard in the movie. It's an instrumental part of the movie and to hear it in such an unfinished state doesn't really do it any justice. It really feels \\\"half full\\\" where it stands now. The final nail in the coffin for most will be this score's price. Because of its age this motion picture score is obviously out of print and copies fetch a decent amount on the second hand market. Even as a fan of the music I have to question how many people will take the plunge especially after all the negatives I listed above. I have to admit it's a pretty pricey expenditure.\\n\\nAs detrimental as the faults may be I can't stay mad at the Twister: Motion Picture Score even knowing what I know. Even the track titles put a smile on my face as they come up, cleverly alluding to their given scenes in the movie. A rousing refrain is all it takes to remind me of my favorite crappy (and poorly edited) movie. I admit it's doubtful that this will find a home in the collections of those not into film scores but for those looking for gateway into that realm of music Twister's not a bad place to start.\",\n \"Product: LORRIE MORGAN\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Oh how could I have doubted this one...\\n\\nReview: A few weeks ago I was going through some things in storage stumbled upon some cassettes. One of them was this album, which I remember enjoying when my mother played it when I was young. I decided to take a gamble and pick it up on CD.\\n\\nAll I have to say is wow. I'd Hardly call it a gamble now.\\n\\nIt's been a crime that I haven't had this in my collection all this time. An insanely strong album from an era of country music that I actually enjoyed. Contrary to what some people in my family believe I don't hate country music or ALL country music... but when I'm honest about it do hate the pop fest has become over the last two decades.\\n\\nStill, this album really kicked off looking back for other music like this. The first K.T. Oslin albums were pretty good if I remember and old Randy Travis albums were pretty good as well. Definitely will pick those up.\",\n \"Product: Cirrus ~ Back On A Mission\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: There's one scrumptious anomaly here...\\n\\nReview: Given my usual diet of rock and heavy metal records, one may question why I'd be interested or even poke my head into the Big Beat/Breakbeat quadrant of music. Well, to be honest, it really wasn't a choice per say, but rather a chance encounter that introduced me to Cirrus' music.\\n\\nSo, how would someone not interested in the genre be exposed to it? Licensed music, or more specifically licensed music within a video game. Some may remember the popularity of the Twisted Metal games during the early years of the original PlayStation. The first two games used original music but this changed when Sony switched development teams (to the distain of many) for the third and fourth games. These games contained music from several heavy metal outfits, most notably White Zombie/Rob Zombie. So where does Cirrus come into play? The tenth track on this album - \\\"Times Running Out\\\" - plays in the second stage (Neon City) of Twisted Metal 4.\\n\\nWhile I don't dabble in video games as much as I use to despite the fact it's still a large part of my identity, why would anyone be so concerned about a piece of music used in a twelve year old video game? I've always enjoyed video game music and how it coincides with the action on the screen. This usually doesn't apply when a game opts for licensed music, but the Twisted Metal sequels found a nice balance with this and the tracks selected really helped enhance the wreck loose automobile combat. \\\"Times Running Out\\\" really nails this feeling in the dark cityscape it plays in, but what about the rest of the album? What does it offer?\\n\\nLike a little devil wringing his hands with evil grin, the rest of the album has little to do with this track. I was hoping to hear some similar pieces or pieces that contained the same architecture and sound but no. \\\"Times Running Out\\\" is a true anomaly and definitely feels tacked on to the end of the album. I can't say the rest of the album is bad, but it is certainly isn't what I'm looking for. It's a mystery as to why this song feels so full, almost as if a full band was behind it and the rest are more reminiscent of what would expect from a trace/techno duo. The biggest disappointment has to be the fact there are no lyrics in the booklet; I was dying to find out what they were singing about only to find out I will never know.\\n\\nIf anything, Back on a Mission is a reminder that disappointment is an essential part of discovery and that misleading anomalies exist in the world of music as well. That said I've no problem taking that one moment of magic and adding to the vast well of music I keep on hand and leaving the rest to its own devices.\",\n \"Product: George Carlin ~ Class Clown\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Great show. It's just not one of my favorites\\n\\nReview: As a fan of George Carlin, I think one of the most curious things about my fandom is just how picky I am when it comes to which specials are my favorite. I never though I'd be so decisive in crowning which shows I absolutely love and which ones I can leave behind. The subjects discussed on Class Clown are excellent and I can see why many see this as a hallmark release for the comedian, but this one doesn't even crack my top ten. I can admit that some of the shows I like are more flawed, and it's not quite an issue of pitting early Carlin versus newer, cranky old-man Carlin (my favorites are from all different points in time) but Class Clown just doesn't jump out at me for some reason. That said, if someone asked me which albums to check out I would mention this one, but it'd be an addendum to a lists of other releases. My favorite Carlin release of this period is FM & AM, but I've never heard Take-Offs and Put-Ons so that could change when I get around to that one.\",\n \"Product: Brand New and manufacture sealed. First class shipping from New York. Customer satisfaction is guaranteed.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Yeah, it's good. But let's not get carried away...\\n\\nReview: Like a lot of gamers, I absolutely loved growing up when the 32/64-bit machines were at the height of the industry. So many games were born out the competition between Nintendo and Sony, yet as most know some competitions were fought and won long before the Nintendo 64 was even released. Stealing Squaresoft from Nintendo over issues like the cartridge vs. disc debate was a definite win for Sony, one the console rode all the way to the bank. Squaresoft games were and remain some of the most celebrated titles of all time, and I have to admit that Squaresoft logo became an unofficial seal of quality to me. Yet as time passes we start to see things as they are, perspective and insight crashing the party and throwing its two cents in the equation whether we like it or not.\\n\\nSuch is the tale of Parasite Eve, the \\\"cinematic\\\" RPG. While we'll obviously never see an end to long-time, jubilant fans leaping to the defense of a beloved title, I have to admit that, as a game, Parasite Eve has failed to age well. Such a view has more to do with the game's gameplay than anything else, but this doesn't mean one can't appreciate the myriad of other things the game accomplished and still manages to do well. That said, most games are not defined by a sole element, games come together when their individual components work with one another. Some parts may be stouter than others, and some parts may even be able to stand on their own. It's this line of thinking that relates to perceived strength of the Parasite Eve Original Soundtrack, a soundtrack that continues to receive a significant amount of accolades thirteen years after its release.\\n\\nStarting up this two disc set, it really not hard to see why Parasite Eve's score has maintained such a consistent following. Along with \\\"Chaosium Sword\\\" from Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos, \\\"Primal Eyes\\\" has my vote for best video game opening ever. Its mix of rock and techno is just so powerful, so visceral that you can't help but know it lives beyond physical confines of your speakers. Yet as I try to steer this paragraph into a fairytale ending that everything is as good as candy on the Parasite Eve soundtrack, I can't. While some would have you believe that all of the game's music is capable of standing on its own, a sizable portion of Parasite Eve's music is dependant on context. Actually, make that highly dependant on context. There are pieces here - like the three part \\\"Memory\\\" series - that can't live beyond their usage in the game. This doesn't derail the experience per say but it does mean it's a lot less bulletproof than it is at first sight.\\n\\nAnother battle that rears its head in the early going is the confrontation between the lesser used survival horror stylings (\\\"Mystery Notes,\\\" \\\"Gloom and Doom\\\" and \\\"The Surface of the Water\\\") and the techno influences the game is known for. The latter can shine when given the proper treatment (\\\"Missing Perspective\\\") but it's obvious it can't hold up against the sound that makes this soundtrack what it is. Yet when one speaks of what makes this soundtrack what it is, many listeners seem to underestimate the importance of repetition within Shimomura's work. Considering the style of music that dominates this score, I think most would believe the incorporation of such an element would be a given, but certain tracks (like the wonderful \\\"The Omission of the World\\\") come under fire for this while other tracks (\\\"Wheel of Fortune,\\\" \\\"U.B.\\\") get away scot-free.\\n\\nBut speaking of being guilty, Parasite Eve does run into legitimate trouble with its use of use of repetition. The obvious culprit here is something a lot of soundtracks do: their over reliance of the main theme. This isn't much of a problem in-game when different situations call for different kinds of tracks (battle, field/area and scene) but it's definitely compounded in soundtrack form. A related problem, one Parasite Eve shares with the Brave Fencer Musashi Original Soundtrack, is the synthesized opera singing. As essential as this in driving home the setting and mood of the game, I think most can probably agree that this pushes the hardware's sound capabilities to its limits which is pretty unattractive in and of itself. That said it's far from being a real deterrent.\\n\\nWhen all is said and done, is Parasite Eve still one of the defining soundtracks of the 32-bit era? While most would unwaveringly say yes I'd have to lean towards no. A few years ago I would have paraded this score around as a flawless masterpiece but simply see things I didn't see back then. I am glad I've had that time to reflect on what's here and I'm glad I can be that honest with myself. The score definitely deserves most of the praise it receives but a little more criticism wouldn't hurt it.\",\n \"Product: Japanese edition of the neo-classical metal band's 2001 release includes one exclusive bonus track TBA.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A decade later it's time to get real...\\n\\nReview: In his famous bit \\\"Why We Don't Need the Ten Commandments,\\\" George Carlin asked why God settled on giving man *ten* commandments. Why not six, eight or twelve? The answer was that ten was a psychologically pleasing number, it was the basis of the metric system, it - perhaps most importantly - sounded official. So what does the number ten have to do with Edguy's \\\"breakout\\\" album Mandrake? Well, Mandrake turns ten this year and as such it seems more than appropriate to reflect back on how \\\"well\\\" it's aged over the past decade.\\n\\nAs if the inflection above didn't give away what's to follow, Mandrake hasn't aged well. At all. In fact, I can't think of a worse breakout album than this. Why do I say such things? I think most fans can agree that Edguy was already making stellar music way before this album dropped (the ever-so impressive Vain Glory Opera comes to mind) and Mandrake's success only serves to remind one that Edguy should have received the kind of recognition they receive now at least three years before this point. I can't help but think how much more impressive the story of Edguy's rise would be if Vain Glory Opera had been their breakout album. But no, for many the story begins with a by-the-numbers album that is highly overstated in what it has to offer.\\n\\nSo what is wrong with Mandrake? The first problem flies somewhat under the radar (at least for a few years) and it takes about half the album with it: there is way too much filler here. \\\"Golden Dawn,\\\" \\\"Jerusalem,\\\" \\\"All the Clowns,\\\" \\\"Save Us Now\\\" and \\\"Fallen Angels\\\" are pure, unadulterated filler. \\\"All the Clowns\\\" and \\\"Save Us Now\\\" have become victims of the humor reaper that eventually claims funny Edguy tracks for the soulless entities they are but I'd expect some to raise an objection or two with \\\"Fallen Angels.\\\" Still, I knew this was a filler track the minute the band tried to make it sound more impressive than it really was on their first live album Burning Down the Opera. The same situation really applies to ten minute \\\"Pharaoh\\\" as well. Edguy simply has better tracks in their catalog.\\n\\nBut speaking of superior tracks, one of the greatest tricks Mandrake tires to pull is making average tracks seem a lot more viable than they really are. The greatest example of this has to be \\\"Nailed to the Wheel.\\\" At first there doesn't seem to any negative to this edgy, in-your-face track but it eventually reveals itself as the one-dimensional cardboard cutout it really is. Speaking of things that die hard, one of the biggest blows to the album is when \\\"Painting on the Wall\\\" hits its eventual expiration date. With this being one of the album's centerpieces along with \\\"Tears of a Mandrake,\\\" it should surprise no one how damaging such an eventuality is.\\n\\nSo, given that I've been picking off tracks as quickly as George Carlin picks off commandments in the aforementioned piece, you may be wondering when - or if - I'm going to praise anything that can be heard here. Well, I am, but the pickings are rather slim. As if there was any doubt, the title track is worth one's time as is the ballad \\\"Wash Away the Poison\\\" which is just different enough from previous Edguy ballads to eek out a name for itself. In another odd twist, the bonus track that's on every copy of this album in existence (\\\"Devil and the Savant\\\") isn't as disposable as one would initially think either.\\n\\nWhile I'm sure there are those that think I've had fun dismantling what Mandrake has to offer, rest assured I have not. Nothing more would make me happier than to remember this album in a brighter light given this was my first Edguy experience. But if I have learned anything over the last ten years, it's not to lie to myself and avoid unpleasent truths, of which there are many. While the failings of a ten year old album are far from being truly important in the scheme of things, you got to start somewhere. Unfortunately for Edguy, way too many people started here.\",\n \"Product: Back in the Eighties, bands such as TNT and Conception were the proof that Norway could make a name for itself as the birthplace of high-class Heavy Metal. But the following years the talent of progressive, hard-hitting music was forced to bloom in the shadow of the rapidly expanding black metal jungle. It wasn't until the beginning of this millenium that Pagans Mind set out to follow in the footsteps of the pioneers mentioned above. Nils K. Rue (vocals), Stian Kristoffersen (drums) and Thorstein Aaby (guitar) formed the band in Summer 2000 and were joined a short while later by Steinar Krokmo (bass), Jorn Viggo Lofstad (guitar) and Ronny Tegner (keyboard). With Infinitive Divine, Pagans Mind succeeded in combining the progressive kind of song structures reminiscent of Dream Theatre, Rush and Queensryche with influences of modern Power Metal.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A polished remix of a album that marks a good start...\\n\\nReview: Most North American metal fans first experenced that which was Pagan's Mind back in 2003 with their sophomore debut Celestial Entrance. After the release of that excelent album, many fans were interested in purchasing the band's debut album, Infinity Divine, which was originally released on a smaller independent label. Unfortunately it was poorly distrubuted (but you can still find it here at Amazon, as it's other version of this album that is available).\\n\\nDue to the demand for a re-release of this album, the band's current record label, Limb Music went ahead and released it, but not before the band insisted on re-recording all the vocals and remastered and editied the original recordings. What we end up with is a powered-up version of the band's debut that shows a promising beginning.\\n\\nUnfortunately, if you are expecting either version of Infinity Divine to be on par with Celestial Entrance upon purchasing or listening, you may be dissapointed. While the songs on Infinity are good (my personal favorites being Caught in a Dream, Twilight Arise, Angels' Serenity, King's Quest, and both versions of Embracing Fear), they simply cannot compare to the bands work on Celestial Entrance, both musically and lyricly (the lone exception being the re-recorded bonus version of Embracing Fear). This isn't a horrible thing, just don't get you hopes up to high (leave that for their new 2005 album Engmatic: Calling to be released in early April). This and the original version of this album is most likely to only end up in collections of those who consider themselves metal or Pagan's Mind afficiandos.\\n\\nAs I've stated already, the most important aspect of Infinity Divine is that it marks a good start for thre band, a band I and many hope to hear lots of good music from in the years to come. This re-release and remake only enforces this fact and makes this chapter in Pagan's Mind history only that much more enjoyable.\\n\\nStrangely enough, this copy of Infinty Divine includes two bonus tracks, but gives up the track \\\"Moonlight Pact\\\" found on the original version of the album. While this is quite odd, it's not really a problem as it isn't one of the original version's stronger songs. This will only come to annoy those who must have everything that is Pagan's Mind.\",\n \"Product: Tosh is currently one of the most requested comic headliners in the country and has evolved into one of the most popular and successful college acts, performing at over 700 campuses. He's appeared multiple times on Letterman and Leno, and was recently seen on MTV's 'Punk'd'. Previous TV credits include 'The Late, Late Show With Craig Kilborn', 'Jimmy Kimmel Live', 'Last Call With Carson Daly', 'Premium Blend', 'The Best Week Ever', 'The Test', and 'Friday Night Stand-Up'. All his best material (over 50 minutes) on one CD. The DVD included compiles his best Comedy Central performances, including the highly rated 'Comedy Central Presents'. Comedy Central. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Get Happy Thoughts or People Pleaser instead\\n\\nReview: Before you retort that two stars is too low, let me state that I'm not a Tosh hater. I own the comedians two later releases - Happy Thoughts and People Pleaser - and think they are excellent. That said, while I like his material, I can honestly see why someone would dislike Daniel Tosh. I wouldn't ridicule someone who disliked the material because I can imagine what it's like to the other side of the fence.\\n\\nBut this release, this release is horrible. It's not the material that's bad, it's the delivery. There's absolutely NO structure to Tosh's routine on this disc. It's unrelated joke after unrelated joke and the rapid fire pace of this show gave me a monumental headache. The man simply does not allow a joke to breathe, almost like he has to tell another joke before the laughter of the previous one has dissipated or he's failed.\\n\\nThe nicest thing I can say is it appears Tosh has learned and grown from this. Again, 2011's Happy Thoughts and 2016's People Pleaser are GREAT and so much better, but I regret buying this one. Maybe if I had bought this one first? Still, there's part of me that would still have found this annoying even if I experienced this one first.\",\n \"Product: 2008 release by this new project from Finnish Grammy nominated record producer, songwriter and musician, Timo Tolkki, formerly of Stratovarius. The recent break up of Stratovarius came about because Tolkki felt that everything that was to be said with that band, with those members, had already been said and to continue would have simply been repeating the same formula over and over again. Furthermore, tensions between the members led Tolkki to form this new band which he sees as a logical progression of the Stratovarius legacy. New Era includes the vocal talents of Michael Kiske (Helloween), Tobias Sammet (Edguy, Avantasia), and Pasi Rantanen (Thunderstone) plus Mirka Rantanen on drums (Thunderstone), Pasi Heikkil on bass (45 Degree Woman) and Joonas Puolakka on keyboards.Witness the rebirth of Timo Tolkki and his music the way the fans want to hear him. Frontiers.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Despite a personal, waning interest in the genre, New Era surprisingly shines through\\n\\nReview: While one will likely question the validity of such a claim, \\\"New Era\\\" is an anomaly among the usual offerings from the typical list of Euro-flavored suspects, even though it really isn't. Point blank, there is nothing \\\"revolutionary\\\" here, nor is it a \\\"renaissance\\\" of any kind, and, as cutthroat as it might seem for the opening of a review, \\\"New Era\\\" channels a lot of previous Stratovarius material beyond the typical nuances of the sound. For example:\\n\\nThe solo in \\\"Heroes\\\" is lifted right out of 1995's \\\"Against the Wind\\\"\\n\\\"Born Upon the Cross\\\" is essentially a slowed down version of 2003's \\\"Elements\\\"\\n\\nYet, as odd as odd as it may seem, even with these kind of things staring me right in the face as I listen, and falling out of love with some of Stratovarius' previous material over the last few years, it doesn't make me angry. It doesn't scream \\\"rehash\\\" or \\\"lazy\\\" at the top of its lungs like the similar occurrences on Stratovarius' \\\"Polaris\\\" does. The reason behind this has a lot to do with the last, self titled Stratovarius album released in 2005. Looking back and listening to at that album, and taking Tolkki's dislike of the album and band's turmoil into account, it's not hard to look beyond that music and see that the band was, quite literally, a mess, miserable and together mainly out the legal implications they would have faced if they didn't reconcile. Simply put, it was an album that was far from honest even though I have to admit I liked the Dreamspace-esque darkness that dominated some of its songs.\\n\\nOn the other hand, \\\"New Era\\\" does sound honest. Listening to it, it sounds as if Tolkki and his trio of vocalist actually enjoyed making this album instead of just aiming to get something out there to avoid breaching a contract. Again, if Kotipelto (a vocalist who's voice is becoming less and less a personal favorite) sang these songs as originally planned, this would probably just be another, near soulless Stratovarius album, but the tri-fecta of singers borrowed from other outfits (Edguy, ex-Helloween, and Thunderstone) is much more than the gimmick it initially appears to be. Can't imagine anyone other than Kiske singing \\\"Last Night on Earth or \\\"Revolution Renaissance,\\\" the best title cut Tolkki has written in years despite the obvious and obligatory cheese. The same applies to the other vocalist and their efforts and are, and much like Olaf Hayer's work for Luca Turilli's solo works, are easily half the reason I've stuck with the album as long as I have, which is saying a lot when the newest albums by HammerFall and Gamma Ray fail to stick even when they do offer something different.\\n\\nIn the end, there isn't anything special about \\\"New Era\\\" - especially from a technical point of view. Still, even though it's easy to acknowledge and accept this, the album (especially as a whole) does kind of feel special in some abstract, intangible way.\",\n \"Product: 2009 release from the Italian Melodic Metal band that features the stunning vocals of Fabio Lione (Rhapsody of Fire) and Olaf Thorsen on guitar (ex Labyrinth). So far, Vision Divine have released five studio albums and a live DVD and have a great following in Italy, South America and especially Japan. Fabio Lione is returning to the band's lineup after three studio albums where vocals were handled by Michele Luppi and this album marks a defining moment in the history of the band. 11 tracks. Frontiers.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Just buy the DL for \\\"The Streets of Laudomia\\\" and move on\\n\\nReview: I've been away from keeping up on some of the Euro metal bands I grew up with in the early 2000's and now I'm attempting to catch up.\\n\\nIf you want a solid outing from Vision Divine this isn't it. Get your hands on Stream of Consciousness, The Perfect Machine and/or the handful of better tracks from their first two albums.\\n\\nThings started going downhill with the 25th Hour which did the dumbest thing in the world and tried to build right upon Stream of Consciousness. Wish bands would realize making part 2's is just inviting trouble.\\n\\nJust save yourself the trouble with this one and buy the DL for \\\"The Streets of Laudomia\\\" and call it a day. Personally, I can't justify buying a physical copy for one song.\",\n \"Product: 2011 release from the Swedish Heavy Metal band, the follow-up to their best-selling album No Sacrifice No Victory (2009). Often credited with bringing back strong melodies and honesty in music, the worldwide crusade continues with Infected. A more modern take on their classic and unmistakable sound, this is a bold but still catchy as hell step in a new direction. Mixed and produced by acclaimed producer James Michael (Motley Crue, Scorpions, Meat Loaf), Infected is the future of Power Metal.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Different (for Hammerfall)... but a good kind of different\\n\\nReview: I'll be honest... before listening to this and the recently released Revolution I've took about a five year sabbatical from listening to new HammerFall material. I don't know what really happened back in 2009 with me and No Sacrifice, No Victory but that album just didn't work for me for some reason. While I should probably go back an give it another listen I have to admit I was pleasantly caught off guard by Infected.\\n\\nThe most noticeable thing about Infected right off the bat is the lack of Hector the Templar on the cover. While Hector returns on the following album (which is very appropriate - more on that later) it is very obvious HammerFall wants Infected to be judged on its own merits and, while that may seem a bit odd given that power metal usually lives and dies by giving people more of what they want, it's a ploy that does manage to work. The \\\"zombie\\\" theme is a bit phoned in however as it really only pertains to the opening track (which contains a Simpsons reference that railroads any kind of immediate immersion to those who catch it) and some, rather amusing cheesiness in the booklet where the band kind of pokes fun at it all.\\n\\nThat said, beyond the visual there are just so many things here that are new and fresh... well, new and fresh for a HammerFall album. The direction some of these songs take are so just different than what I had come to expect from the band. Seriously, I thought I had known all their tricks and here they are doing things I never thought I hear on a HammerFall album. Of course, that does make it sound a little more impressive than it is... I mean the song \\\"I Refuse\\\" is basically an Iron Maiden-seque song that just happens to be on a HammerFall album.\\n\\nIf you like HammerFall but want to stick with the band while hearing something a bit different than you heard on the first five albums (which I liked myself) this is a great way to go. If you want something a little more traditional (and in my opinion a little bit weaker because of it) I would go with Revolution. Regardless, if you've put this one off like I did I would give it a try... definitely surprised me.\",\n \"Product: "A Life to Die For" is the 11th ROYAL HUNT studio album and again features singer DC Cooper, who is the vocalist on the two most popular albums from the Danish Progressive Metal combo: "Moving Target" and "Paradox". "A Life to Die For" is a concept album, which sees the band expand their musical boundaries and turn up their symphonic and grandiose musical element to the max!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Another great set of tunes; no more needs to be said\\n\\nReview: Royal Hunt's last album Show Me How To Live caught me off guard in a great way. The last album I had heard from the Danish outfit prior to that was 2005's Paper Blood and it skated by on the sole majesty of its excellent title track. Fast forward a few years with D.C. Cooper back in the band's fold and I feel we're seeing a energized act. Again, Show Me How To Live was solid and A Life To Die For is the same, easily worth the physical purchase for my collection.\\n\\nThat said, I was a little disheartened that I had to buy the album second hand. I wanted to buy a new copy and support the band, but I guess I wasn't thinking that four or five years removed from the release it be difficult (or ridiculously expensive) to buy a sealed copy. In a manner of speaking it's to be expected; they're probably not printing as many copies of album(s) as they did in the past, especially acts that aren't as mainstream as mainstream acts.\\n\\nAnyway, very solid album and I'm glad I looked into the new material. Nice to find that another act I discovered when I was younger is still within my range of taste.\",\n \"Product: I will ship by EMS or SAL items in stock in Japan. It is approximately 7-14days on delivery date. You wholeheartedly support customers as satisfactory. Thank you for you seeing it.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Loses a small step without its given context...\\n\\nReview: To those that know me, my interest in the Castlevania: Lords of Shadow -Mirror of Fate- soundtrack may be somewhat surprising. When it comes to video game music I'm often pretty critical of soundtracks that make heavy use of orchestration and choirs because they can make anything on the screen seem epic - even if it isn't. Seriously, it might be an extremely erroneous point of view but since these kinds of soundtracks have become more and more popular with western game developers and productions (because - unfortunately - games are becoming more and more like movies) the more I see them as hitting the perverbal \\\"easy button\\\" and the more I yearn for the chiptunes of yore. The music that Oscar Araujo has penned for Mirror of Fate does little to change my mind on that subject but it does contain some obvious merits that make it worth a look.\\n\\nWhen playing the game I felt Araujo's compositions highlighted the action rather well despite their heavy nature... but as I listened to the soundtrack I found that without the in-game context to act as a buffer a lot of the compositions lost a bit of their identity. In a not-so-surprising turn of events these tracks tend to be the ones employed during the game's various boss battles and comprise a rather large portion of the experience. This doesn't mean they'll leave everyone out in the cold but personally I couldn't help but want some context to chew on as I listened to them. This isn't really a problem with other pieces such as \\\"Theatre\\\" which is in my opinion the best track on the album that is, very fittingly, replayed during the game's credit sequence. Additionally, the various motifs that tie the various tracks together are very strong yet the don't quite justify the length of certain tracks.\\n\\nWith all of the above laid bear I'm sure some will again wonder why I was just so adamant on obtaining this disc. Well, I think part of the equation was the situation the game found itself in soon after its release. Mirror of Fate generally garnered pretty favorable reviews from critics but the fanbase was rather critical and in some ways I felt they overlooked what the game did to cater to their desires. So I have to admit my purchase was motivated by a little pity but at the same time I did want to support the title beyond just buying the actual game. Probably not the best plan of action per say but when it comes to collecting franchise memorabilia I like to mix things up.\\n\\nRegardless of what I've said above I'm probably the wrong person to ask (or tell anyone) about the quality of the music on this disc. For the most part it just isn't my cup of tea even though there are moments that do resonate with me. I'm personally more fond of the music that accompanied the old-school and Metroidvania games even though the allure of some of it has been dulled as the years have gone by. Other than that the only real thing that bothers me about this album is the fact that the front booklet is extremely bare bones (unlike past Japanese soundtrack releases) and I would have liked to have seen it fleshed out with a interview or something but I'm sure keeping the retail price low on this item was a key priority unlike the aforementioned imports.\\n\\nThat said however, even if you liked what you heard in the game you might want to experience the music outside the scope of the game before you pick this up to see if it still works for you. There are so many soundtracks that I like that fall a bit short outside their zone of safety in their given game. Mirror of Fate is quite possibly (for me at least) one of those soundtracks.\",\n \"Product: 2 CD limited edition in an extraordinary leather-style package (limited to 10.000 units worldwide). With their latest studio work \\\"Empire Of The Undead\\\", Kai Hansen (Voice/Lead Guitar), Dirk Schlchter (Bass), Henjo Richter (Lead Guitar/Keyboards) and Michael Ehre (Drums) had the task to follow up one of their most successful albums \\\"To The Metal!\\\" which brought them back to the highest charts positions in many territories. Now, almost one year has passed since \\\"Empire Of The Undead\\\" was released and after 11 studio albums in their 25-yearcareer, GammaRay are ready to get their first selection of their best and most representative songs in one album out in the stores. The record features mostly two songs of each of their albums to give metal fans and those to be a real cross-section of their extensive work sofar - this adds up to a variety of 28 songs, all re-mastered by Eike Freese (i.a. Deep Purple). Liner notes by Kai Hansen himself to each song are included and give a deep insight into the work of this exceptional talent.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: You can't be serious...\\n\\nReview: I ran into this album while at the local record store and... I can't help but feel it doesn't work.\\n\\nEven though I'm currently burned out on Gamma Ray's music in its entirety (I don't have any of their albums anymore) I might revisit/buy some of them again at a later point once the fatigue has passed. However, this compilation tries to jam two different \\\"Gamma Rays\\\" together and it's kind of laughable in my opinion.\\n\\nIn general I liked most of what the band put out up till Majestic. Most of those albums have enough good songs on them to buy the albums in their entirety.\\n\\nAfter Majestic the band released (*cringe*) Land of the Free II and, while people will probably have a field day with me saying this, I honestly felt the band sold out with that album. Sorry.\\n\\nI can't help but feel that Land II and everything after it is considerably different that what came after it... so mixing songs from those two eras together is a fools errand in my opinion.\\n\\nIf I was going to try and introduce someone to Gamma Ray this would be the last album (compilation) I'd use for that purpose. If had access to the albums I'd just make my own mix for them.\",\n \"Product: Big Nate is back, starring in the third instalment of his own super-funny series. Big Nate is created by Lincoln Peirce, who inspired Jeff Kinney, author of DIARY OF A WIMPY KID. Big Nate's scout troop is fundraising and while door-to-door selling isn't really Nate's thing, there's nothing like a Grand Prize to get him motivated. Especially when the prize is an awesomely cool customised skateboard (and following an incident with a poodle and a bridge Nate is in need of a new set of wheels). Nate HAS to win the prize but to do that he must out-sell Artur -- the luckiest boy at school. Will Nate beat Artur to the prize (and possibly win over Jenny)? Or will he just end up in detention?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A decent outing: no more, no less\\n\\nReview: A few years ago, newspaper comics were something that didn't concern me. While it's true that we all live inside our own bubble, those hour lunches at work give me a chance to check out the local newspaper when I otherwise wouldn't. It's from these brief moments away from the insanity that is retail that I discovered I had a favorite comic strip, or rather comic strips.\\n\\nIt's really hard to explain how I became attracted to Cow and Boy, but the reasons are all two clear when it comes to Big Nate. Ironically, that reason is hinted at on the cover of these books where Jeff Kinney (author of the Wimpy Kid series) is quoted as being a fan of Big Nate. It's not too hard to see the connection between the two, but it's their differences that are of note and what ultimately make Big Nate superior. Kinney's Greg Huffley is brat and there are times where I absolutely loath his selfish behavior. This is never the case with Nate who, while not immune to blissful ignorance of childhood, at least acts like he's part of the universe and not the sole reason for its being.\\n\\nAs it stands, \\\"On a Roll\\\" is another solid outing in a series I hope to follow to it's conclusion. Still, at the same time I can't say this one is a slam dunk like the previous volumes. The best thing I can say about the book is unlike \\\"In a Class of by Himself\\\" I didn't see the ending of this one coming from a mile a way, which was definite buzz kill. This time around, Peirce focuses on Nate's adventures in winning a custom designed skateboard. The overall plot is fine but its laser beam focus comes at the expense of character interaction and variety. For example, despite the opening it's not long before Nate's life at school takes a back seat and that's a setting where Big Nate derives some of it's best humor.\\n\\n\\\"On a Roll\\\" isn't without its problems but its way too early to hit the panic button. Whereas Kinney has a real problem brewing with his main character in the Wimpy Kid books, Peirce has a long way to go before he even gets close to such a conundrum.\",\n \"Product: Book by Power, Nintendo\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good guide, but any and all confusion is really on the game itself.\\n\\nReview: When it comes to strategy guides there is generally a prevailed (and largely unquestioned) opinion that strategy guides produced by a game's creator (e.g. Nintendo) are generally great and maintain a pretty high level of quality. Well, this was true back when I ordered the strategy guide for Super Metroid back in 1996 via mail order and it held true when I picked up the guides for Metroid Prime and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes at a second hand store a few years ago.\\n\\nOf course, in saying the above I don't want to insinuate that blind faith in any particular line of products is a good thing, but I do have some things to say about Nintendo's work on this one. As other reviews have pointed out this guide does a good job of guiding one through the game and getting all the goodies. However, I do feel the layout of the guide is a little convoluted. Now that may sound like a criticism of the guide itself yet it is not. Anyone who has ever played Metroid Prime 2 knows that the game's structure (with the presence of a \\\"light\\\" and \\\"dark\\\" world and the constant need to switch between realms to accomplish things) makes the game much more complex than the original. When you (or the author) tries to express this in writing, well, things are going to get chaotic with the presentation of the walk-through regardless. Because of this the few moments where I was confused I really didn't feel were the fault of the author as much as the result of the game itself. I'm sure some people see that as avoiding the issue or flat out giving the author a pass but I think trying to make the few, slightly confusing spots clearer probably would have resulted in even more confusion. Personally, given the way the game is set up it couldn't have been easy to write about let alone create so I don't think this is a time where being critical is appropriate.\\n\\nHowever, the Prime 2 Echoes Player's Guide does lead me to point out the omission of a Nintendo Player's Guide for Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. Prima's guide was decent enough (even though there were a few omissions within that aggravated me) but I just don't understand why Nintendo would not allow players to round out their collection of Nintendo strategy guides by not making their own guide for it. I know it seems rather trivial but as it collector it kind of bugs me. I know a Nintendo produced guide for Corruption was released in Japan but that's obviously not going to help anyone on this side of the pond. Despite my endless ramblings on the absence of a Corruption guide I think it's pretty obvious by this point that the Nintendo backed guides for the first two Prime games are definitely worth your time and money if you're stuck or just have a thing for collecting memorabilia. Additionally, I think they were pretty common as well so you probably won't have much trouble track one down or end up paying a lot for it.\",\n \"Product: 11x8 1/2 ppbd color illustrated with road sign covers 18 video game maps Shortcuts hiding places\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Big on nostalgia... but a little thin on strategy\\n\\nReview: Back when I was in grade school one of the most popular books in the library was the NES Game Atlas. In fact it was SO popular with us students that it was one of the books you couldn't sign out. That was kind of a buzzkill but you can bet I looked at it when I could with games like Mega Man II and Ninja Gaiden II at home.\\n\\nIt was those memories that led me to snatch up a copy of this (that and the fact I own pretty much have every game it covers in my collection) but this is a case where a purchase is more of a \\\"prop\\\" than a viable means of help with the games. Personally the only maps that I can see coming in handy are for the Zelda games (even though the coloring of the maps can really make it hard to see their details) and the shoutouts giving \\\"strategy\\\" are insanely basic and things everyone knows by know. However, I'm sure younger readers would get more out of this guide... but they probably want to play the current gen games their friends are playing.\\n\\nIn the end I have no regrets adding this to my collection but it's an item the basically lives off nostalgia at this point. Because of that I'd suggest that those interested really do their homework.\",\n \"Product: very good\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A strange and curious artifact for all the wrong reasons....\\n\\nReview: Considering the price this book goes for these days I have to admit I was curious about it. I mean there really is no reason to buy it now that there are free, vastly superior fan produced FAQs but as collector you (i) did want to get my hands on it. Thankfully I ran into someone who was willing to give me a good deal and I was pleasantly surprised. Well, not surprised but amused.\\n\\nIn the most basic sense of the word this a little bit of a leap over Prima's guide as this one actually has photographs... but the screen shots don't really convey as much as Prima's/the internet's text. If anything this guide is really defined by the author's idea that he is much more humorous than he really is. Seriously, a few pages in there was a Penn & Teller reference when talking about one of Ceclia's force abilities. Can we talk about dating your product horribly? Additionally, there is next to no boss strategy and it's basically summed up as just kill the boss. Not saying Wild Arms is hard (in fact it's pretty darn easy) but there is really no battle strategy in here at all.\\n\\nAdditionally, and something else I found quite funny, was the strategy guide was based on an early rendition of the game. Yes, 99.99% of the guide is correct, but the weapon and accessory tables refer to items that were taken out of the final product and are only available via Gameshark. You can't get the Holy Grail (null instant death accessory) legitimately until the second game, which is actually made into a humorous punchline in that game.\\n\\nI can only recommend this guide to people that make it a point to collect as much Wild Arms memorabilia as they can. Again, if I didn't get a good deal I wouldn't have this myself but it is still an interesting item despite how flawed it is. However as it stands I kind of think Prima's guide is ironically more useful.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":62,"string":"62"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1389,"string":"1,389"}}},{"rowIdx":1390,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3A5D1GXEVSVSX"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"2011 release, the 39th studio album from the King of Country Music. The Country Music Hall of Famer co-wrote seven of the album's 11 tracks with his son Bubba and legendary songwriter Dean Dillon. Strait co-produced the album with his long-time friend and legendary producer Tony Brown. It was recorded at Shrimpboat Sound Studio in Key West, FL - the same studio where Strait recorded his last three award-winning albums. The title track \"Here For A Good Time,\" written by Strait, his son Bubba Strait and songwriter Dean Dillon, is Strait's 89th career single and his second highest debut in his storied career on the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart.\". The summary of the review text is \"King George is still doing it!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I got this record for Christmas from my mom. For the last thirty years, I've gotten one almost every year. I own every album George Strait has ever recorded. He's been my favorite singer since I first heard him on the radio with \"Amarillo By Morning\". I've seen him four or five times in concert. As far as I'm concerned, nobody does it better. This album is one of his best ones in several years.\n\nThis is an unusual record for George in a couple aspects. First of all, he co-wrote many of these songs. George hasn't ever written much. He has writing credits on a bunch of these songs, and his son, Bubba, is on there with him for some.\n\nThere are a few tremendous songs on here. \"Drinkin' Man\" is one of the ones he wrote with Bubba. It follows an alcoholic through his life and looks at how drinking has affected it. That's a really good song. \"A Showman's Life\" is another great one. It looks at how the dream can be so different from the reality. Finally, \"I'll Always Remember You\" is a restrospective of his amazing career and a thank you to his fans. It almost sounds like a swansong.\n\nAll I can say is I hope not. I liked this album very much."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I got this record for Christmas from my mom. For the last thirty years, I've gotten one almost every year. I own every album George Strait has ever recorded. He's been my favorite singer since I first heard him on the radio with \"Amarillo By Morning\". I've seen him four or five times in concert. As far as I'm concerned, nobody does it better. This album is one of his best ones in several years.\n\nThis is an unusual record for George in a couple aspects. First of all, he co-wrote many of these songs. George hasn't ever written much. He has writing credits on a bunch of these songs, and his son, Bubba, is on there with him for some.\n\nThere are a few tremendous songs on here. \"Drinkin' Man\" is one of the ones he wrote with Bubba. It follows an alcoholic through his life and looks at how drinking has affected it. That's a really good song. \"A Showman's Life\" is another great one. It looks at how the dream can be so different from the reality. Finally, \"I'll Always Remember You\" is a restrospective of his amazing career and a thank you to his fans. It almost sounds like a swansong.\n\nAll I can say is I hope not. I liked this album very much."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The Accurate Vintage Alarm Clock is an antique-styled timepiece with a wind-up mechanical timekeeping movement. Alarm clock features a black nickel finish with chrome plated bezel and accents, durable metal design and glow-in-the-dark hour markers and hands. Alarm time is indicated right on the dial for easy alarm setup. Extra loud ring with convenient shut-off button on the top of the alarm clock. One-year limited warranty. It's more than accurate, it's Accurate.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good backup clock for me.\n\nReview: I'm not sure how durable this clock is because I just got it last week. It is LOUD, though!! It will definitely wake me up. I'd actually call the alarm startling. It is mostly metal construction and appears to be well made. I saw some complaints about the ticking being too loud. The ticking on mine is quiet and mild compared to some clocks I've used. The alarm is loud.\n\nI had some trouble figuring out the button on the top. It doesn't just click up and down. I believe it goes \"on\" when I wind the alarm and \"off\" when I push on it. I found that a little odd.\n\nIt seems like a good clock, though. I'm going to keep it for backup.","Product: A best-in-class khaki with dress pant details. Cut for a classic fit that is eased through the hip and thigh with a straight leg,these feature stretch for performance and all-day comfort.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great pants and great order!\n\nReview: These pants are great! I'm a fan of Dockers and they always fit as I expect. The order went smooth and delivery was fast. The pants are good looking and durable.\n\nMy one complaint is the STRANGE lack of pants for regular sized people. I wear 33 x 34. I'm 6' and 195 pounds...just a pretty average sized guy. When I click on my size, several colors disappear!! The green pants aren't even available in my size. I can't find them anywhere and had to order a different brand to get them. However, every color is available for short, obese people. If my waist was twice as large as my length, I'd have no trouble at all finding pants. All the colors light right up when you get to a massive waist and stubby legs. For me, a regular guy, I'm very limited on what colors I can choose.\n\nI find that odd.","Product: Planet of the Apes Collection (Widescreen Edition) [VHS]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: More like one long movie...\n\nReview: I'm so happy I purchased the Legacy Collection of the Planet of the Apes movies. It was more than worth it to me. I've loved Planet of the Apes since their release. I own action figures from the television series in the '70s. I am a true fan.\n\nA lot of people don't even realize there were five movies in the series. I enjoy all of them, but prior to the recent re-release, it was difficult to see the later ones. I would sometimes catch them on a premium cable channel. Now I can see them anytime I want! There is also a documentary included in the set called \"Behind the Planet of the Apes\" that tells a lot of interesting facts about creating and producing the movies. It's well worth watching. The best way to enjoy this series of movies is watching them in sequence. The true mastery of the writing and storytelling isn't as evident in isolation as it is watching the movies back to back. It's really one long story. I recommend buying this set, setting aside an entire weekend to cuddle, and watching them all in a row.\n\nYou will not be disappointed.","Product: Three VHS Boxed Set about mostly-fictionalized accounts of the life and alternately tragic and triumphant times of Tennessee small-town police chief Bufford Pusser in the `60s and early `70s.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: True story of an American hero...\n\nReview: I saw these movies at the drive-in as they were released. My dad was a deputy sheriff, and he idolized Pusser, the legendary Tennessee lawman. Seeing them on the big screen was incredible! Seeing them released as a box set makes me very happy.\n\nI think these movies are best viewed in sequence. Owning all three is the best way to understand the entire story. As others have stated, they all include a lot of violence...much of it accurate to Pusser's real life. They are at times disturbing and there were times when I gasped viewing them for the first time. Pusser was a one of a kind character in real life, and the filmmakers did a good job of bringing that uniqueness to screen. I like both Baker and Svenson as Pusser. The first one and the last one are the best movies of the three, but the second one is important to bridge the gap. Getting the box set is a good idea in my opinion.\n\nI recommend these movies to anyone that enjoys the story of an American hero. I do not think you will regret viewing them.","Product: BILLY JACK DVD COLLECTION\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Might as well get the set...\n\nReview: I bought this boxed set for my wife several years ago. We've watched it repeatedly since then, and Tom Laughlin never fails to entertain us. I didn't realize there were four movies until I read about it on Laughlin's web-site, but my wife's favorite move was The Trial of Billy Jack since she was a little kid. I would say \"Born Losers\" is when Laughlin was figuring out how to make a movie. It follows a little different plot line from the rest. \"Billy Jack\" is a good movie for what it is. The acting is bad, but it has many great lines and the subject matter is solid. It just has bad acting similar to a lot of late-sixties movies. \"The Trial of Billy Jack\" is probably the best movie of the collection. It has the best acting and some really good film work. \"Billy Jack Goes to Washington\" is a bit over the top for my taste.\n\nIt's probably good to get the entire collection and judge for yourself. They're not masterpieces, but I find them entertaining. The set also includes quite a few extras that tell about the making of the movies. Those are very interesting if you're a Billy Jack fan. These movies are an interesting slice of American culture.","Product: year 2002\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Should be shown in every classroom in the country...\n\nReview: \"We Were Soldiers\" is an adaptation of the wonderful book \"We Were Soldiers Once...and Young\". The filmmakers did a good job adapting a very complex battle to a manageable screenplay. I was a bit disappointed that no mention was made of the fight at LZ Albany instead focusing exclusively on LZ X-Ray, but I understand why they did it. I'm sure it was necessary to make it easier to follow on film.\n\nThe actors were selected well for the characters. The film work was outstanding. The scenes are confusing where they should be confusing and easy to follow when they should be easy. I loved the way they flashed back and forth between the battle and the wives at home. That was done very different from the book, but it worked well for the screenplay. It was an important part of the story, and the filmmakers managed to convey the extreme emotion. This film is nearly non-stop action after the opening sequence to get to Vietnam. It was important to have a break from the shooting.\n\nAll in all, I think this was a very important film. It was true. If anything, the filmmakers underplayed just how savage the battle was.","Product: This critically acclaimed epic trilogy follows the quest undertaken by the hobbit, Frodo Baggins, and his fellowship of companions to save Middle-earth by destroying the One Ring and defeating the evil forces of the Dark Lord Sauron.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Worth the thirty year wait!\n\nReview: I waited for these movies since I became a Tolkein fan in fourth grade...which was during the Carter administration. I saw each of them on opening day in the theater with my wife as they were released. She's not a big fantasy fan and had never read a J. R. R. Tolkein book. She went to make me happy, though. At the end of Fellowship of the Ring, she looked at me and said,\"I can't wait for the next one!\"\n\nI worried about how Tolkein's work would translate to the screen. His world is so complex that I just wasn't sure how it would work into a screenplay. I think they did a marvelous job on all three of these movies. They kept the essence of the story without bogging it down with details. The casting was terrific, and they couldn't have picked a better location than New Zealand for filming. The entire series is simply terrific.\n\nI own the extended version of the DVDs, and I highly recommend them over the regular theater version. They have added scenes that are entire stories from the books that were left out of the movies to make their length more manageable. They do, however, add to the story. If you're a fan of the books, definitely spring for the extended versions at home. You can always hit pause if it gets too long.\n\nI can't recommend these movies enough.","Product: Region A (NTSC) for use in USA and Canada.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Would seem like a cliche...\n\nReview: Reading Audie Murphy's account of his World War II experiences in \"To Hell and Back\" is a surreal experience. I've seen the movie many times, but I only recently bought the book. It always amazed me watching him on-screen realizing he really did these things. Many of the characters in the book seem like stereotypes. They were all real.\n\nMuch of this book would seem cliche being written today. What we have to keep in mind is the fact that most stereotypes began as types. The reason these characters appear in so much fiction about war is because they appeared in the reality of Audie Murphy's war. Writers and film makers have copied Audie Murphy's story repeatedly over the years. He set the standard. I don't think any book has ever been written that better captures what war feels like from the perspective of the men fighting it. It's a masterpiece.\n\nThere isn't a whole lot I can add. I will only say that this is a book that should be read by anyone with an interest in World War II or the men who fought it. I recommend it highly.","Product: Vapor Canister Purge Solenoid\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Almost perfect replacement on 2006 GMC Sierra\n\nReview: My 2006 GMC Sierra K1500 had a check engine light on for the last couple months. I checked the code and came up with P0449. After some research, I found out this must be the part I needed. Even thought Amazon says this won't fit my truck, I tried it based on reviews that said it should. I'm very happy with the part. It was cheap, arrived quickly, and installed in just a few minutes. I followed directions I found right here in the reviews to buy a piece of heater hose, cut the old hose, and run it with clamps. The whole job took maybe ten minutes.\n\nThe check engine light has stayed off for the last week and a half with no problems at all. It functions perfectly. It was ALMOST an exact fit for the factory part. The bracket is just a tiny bit different. It won't quite click like the original, but it does fit and go on enough to stay in place. It's held just fine.\n\nI'm quite happy with it.","Product: Billy Joel ~ Glass Houses [Remaster] [Ecd]\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Joel at his best...\n\nReview: \"Glass Houses\" is one of Billy Joel's best albums. It shows his wide range both as a singer and as a songwriter. He can do it all. This record included some controversial material such as \"Sometimes A Fantasy\" which is overtly about masturbation. It's a very personal record that conveys Billy Joel's most private thoughts and emotions in a period of his life when he was struggling.\n\nI really love the range of this record. We get some rollicking rock and roll with \"It's Still Rock and Roll To Me\", \"Close To The Borderline\" and \"You May Be Right\". We get the sweet and sentimental with \"I Don't Want To Be Alone\". We also get pain and loneliness in \"Sleeping With The Television On\", \"All For Leyna\", \"C'etait Toi (You Were The One\", and \"Through The Long Night\".\n\nThis is truly a great album by a great artist at what may have been the apex of his creativity. I recommend it highly.","Product: Charlie Band Daniels ~ Simple Man\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Charlie Daniels at his finest...\n\nReview: I believe this is the greatest album ever done by Charlie Daniels Band. It is good from beginning to end. For some reason, this record never got a lot of airplay. It might have been changing times. It deserved a lot more recognition than it got. There are a couple songs on here that are almost never heard by anybody that didn't purchase the record, and they are great!\n\n\"(What This World Needs Is) A Few More Rednecks\" is an ode to the country way of life. It resonates as much today as it did when Charlie recorded it in 1989. Other songs have been done in this genre, but none like this one. It's worth a listen.\n\n\"Was It 26\" is a haunting song about lost time in a life. It hit me deeply.\n\n\"Old Rock 'N Roller\" is about an old bar singer who never quite made it yet never could quite quit. It reminds me of friends and relatives I know who play in bar bands. It's in their blood.\n\nThis is a good record. You won't regret buying it. I think it's the best Charlie ever put together. On a side note, I saw Charlie Daniels Band in concert a couple years ago. He's still a fireball on stage.","Product: Tired of pens that leak? This one wonteven on an airplane. The uni-ball Vision Elite Rollerball Pen is not affected by changes in a planes cabin pressure, making it the ideal choice for people who frequently fly for business. And like all uni-ball pens, this roller pen features uni Super Ink which protects against water, fading and fraud. This pigment based ink contains particles that form an indelible bond in paper- it cant be broken...ever. Its archival quality ink is great for documenting and record keeping and is acid free. The larger particles deliver solid vivid colors every time you write. uni-ball Vision Elite Pens- a pen you can rely on.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for speedwriting teachers!\n\nReview: I've been using Uniball Vision Elite pens for many years. As a teacher, I carry one in red and one in black. They're an integral part of my daily routine. I print everything, so I'm used to writing extremely fast. Most pens can't keep up with my handwriting and soon end up skipping. As soon as a pen skips, I have to throw it away. I teach in a prison, and much of what I write is on official documents. When I was still in uniform, I found this pen fits nicely in a uniform pocket and maintains a sharp appearance. The micro tip helps keep things within the lines. The ink dries quickly and doesn't smear like many gel pens. These pens can also handle the heavy pressure it takes to write through carbons. The more recent innovation of automatic carbon copies have made it even more imperative that a pen can handle the pressure. These pens are completely up to the task. I write a lot and these pens last months before needing a replacement.\n\nThese pens aren't cheap. There are many other options out there that might be cheaper, but they aren't as efficient. There might be better options that can handle the job, but they cost more. I haven't found a better combination that balances performance with price. I carry them every day.","Product: Tired of pens that leak? This one wonteven on an airplane. The uni-ball Vision Elite Rollerball Pen is not affected by changes in a planes cabin pressure, making it the ideal choice for people who frequently fly for business. And like all uni-ball pens, this roller pen features uni Super Ink which protects against water, fading and fraud. This pigment based ink contains particles that form an indelible bond in paper- it cant be broken...ever. Its archival quality ink is great for documenting and record keeping and is acid free. The larger particles deliver solid vivid colors every time you write. uni-ball Vision Elite Pens- a pen you can rely on.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for speed writers!\n\nReview: I've been using Uniball Vision Elite pens for many years. As a teacher, I carry one in red and one in black. They're an integral part of my daily routine. I print everything, so I'm used to writing extremely fast. Most pens can't keep up with my handwriting and soon end up skipping. As soon as a pen skips, I have to throw it away. I teach in a prison, and much of what I write is on official documents. The micro tip helps keep things within the lines. The ink dries quickly and doesn't smear like many gel pens. These pens can also handle the heavy pressure it takes to write through carbons. The more recent innovation of automatic carbon copies have made it even more imperative that a pen can handle the pressure. These pens are completely up to the task. I write a lot and these pens last months before needing a replacement.\n\nThese pens aren't cheap. There are many other options out there that might be cheaper, but they aren't as efficient. There might be better options that can handle the job, but they cost more. I haven't found a better combination that balances performance with price. I carry them every day.","Product: The Xerox DocuMate 152i, color sheet-fed document scanner, now scans up to 50 images per minute (ipm) in duplex mode, includes a 50-page automatic document feeder and has the ability to automatically scan documents into searchable PDF files. The scanner also offers a more powerful suite of bundled software designed to help you organize and find the information important to you. Visioneer OneTouch allows you to scan documents to your choice of 9 preset yet completely user configurable destinations. This enables your documents to be scanned with the correct settings for resolution, color, cropping, file format and then delivered to virtually any application, folder or device all at the touch of a button. The Xerox DocuMate 152i is designed for small businesses, home offices and students who are looking for an easy-to-use scanner that includes all the tools needed to declutter their paper filled lives.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for standard office use...\n\nReview: I've been using this scanner for approximately a year for my job. I scan probably a hundred sheets a month. When I took over my current job, the old person was still using a flat bed scanner that looked like it was made in 1980!! One of the first things I did was start searching for a better scanner. So far, this has fit my needs perfectly.\n\nI use the autofeed tray up to ten or fifteen sheets with no problem at all. It works very fast on low resolution/black and white documents. They just whisk through. I've never had a jam. The software makes it extremely easy to print, save, or e-mail documents. Much of what I scan is to print or e-mail, and I don't need to save them. I normally need to e-mail documents immediately, and the document pops right up on the screen. I click to attach it then delete it. It's very convenient. I haven't had one problem with it.\n\nI've never scanned color or photographs with it, so I'll leave rating that to other reviewers. For standard office use on black and white documents, this scanner was just the ticket for me. I've been very happy with it.","Product: Extend-A-Truck Extender is designed for secure and safe hauling of long loads above or behind the vehicle. It features a 4\" wide support and adjustable height for roof top hauling as well as bed extension. This extend-a-truck can be stored flat behind the seat when not in use and comes with a red flag.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Twelve foot canoe and a six foot bed?\n\nReview: I bought this to carry my canoe. I have a twelve foot canoe and a six foot bed with a toolbox. I really wanted a canoe, but I needed to get it to the water. What's a guy to do? This extender works GREAT to lug it around. It's easy to put on and take off. It's sturdy. There's really nothing to it. I had the canoe in the water the day this extender arrived. With a couple straps, it holds it just fine even though more of it's hanging off than I have in the truck. It slides back and forth a little bit once in a while, but it's always secure. It hasn't been a problem at all.\n\nI've driven it on the Interstate at 70 and never worried once about losing the canoe.\n\nThat's the best testimony I can give.\n\nNow, I have not used it to transport anything else yet. I think it'll be great when I need to move lumber, but I haven't bought any since I bought it. Next time, that should be much easier.\n\nIf you've got a need to move something longer than your truck bed, I recommend this highly. It works perfectly for what I need.","Product: Shipped from UK, please allow 10 to 21 business days for arrival. Very Good, A very good, near fine copy in black cloth boards, gilt title on spine with a very good, near fine dust jacket. Mayflower: a voyage to war. xvii, 461 p. : ill., ports. ; 24 cm.. . Includes bibliographical references (p. [415]-443).. .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Should be required reading in schools...\n\nReview: \"Mayflower\" by Nathaniel Philbrick is an amazing accomplishment. It is entertaining, informative, well researched, and balanced. It's a tremendous history book.\n\nThe detailing of the voyage in the book is among the best I've ever read. He begins the story in Europe and explains how the trip was organized, financed, and the reasons behind it. He does a masterful job of relating to the reader how difficult and dangerous it was making this trip. Philbrick also does a wonderful job of illuminating how difficult the first decades of the colony were. We learn about the famous and familiar characters from grade school plays, but we also get a full picture of less famous, but just as important, characters as well.\n\nPhilbrick does a wonderful job of simply telling us the facts. The Pilgrims aren't saints nor are they devils. Neither are the native population. They simply are what they were in this well written history.\n\n\"Mayflower\" is a well researched, well written, entertaining read. I recommend it very highly, and I think all Americans should read it. I believe it's as close as we'll ever get to the truth about the early New England colonists. This is probably the definitive tome about the subject.","Product: Mark Bowden has been a reporter at The Philadelphia Inquirer for nineteen years.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Belongs in every American's book collection...\n\nReview: Black Hawk Down is a masterful telling of the Battle of Mogadishu and the bravery of the Rangers, Special Forces, pilots, and Combat Controllers who fought there. The book does a better job than the movie of explaining the situation around the snatch and grab raid that went south. It details the situation in Somalia in the period leading up to the battle in great detail. It makes the story flow better.\n\nThe writing is done well. Mark Bowden is an excellent writer who manages to capture the sheer terror of being trapped with nowhere to go and no hope for rescue in the immediate future. It was a fight for their lives, and he catches some of that. He also does a nice job of portraying the extreme bravery that was exhibited in that firefight. I recommend this book to anyone who wants to see a bit of what our fighting men and women experience every day. It's a good book that I couldn't put down any of the times I've read it.","Product: Just as the rock band, Doberman's Stub, was about to reach stadium tour status, its leader was brutally murdered when his headphones exploded during a recording session. The widow, who inherits $5 million, is the San Diego Police Department's number one suspect. She hires Jason Duffy, a 27-year-old PI and former musician, in his first year of private practice. Jason learns that the victim was in the middle of an acrimonious renegotiation with the record company at the time of his death. He also finds that the record company has a very unhealthy tie to the Russian Mafia. As an inexperienced detective, Jason does not yet have the contacts within the police department to gather vital information. He is forced to mend fences with his estranged father, an opinionated ex-SDPD detective. While Jason investigates the record company, he also takes a close look at the three surviving members of the victim's band. One is an alcoholic/drug addict drummer, on the verge of being kicked out of the group. The second is a bass player who camouflages his rock star status by living in an ordinary house in a lower middle-class neighborhood. Third is a lead guitarist and writer of half of the band's songs, who lives well beyond his means. Jason has not yet become hardened to the very real dangers of his new profession. We experience his inner conflict as his girlfriend, staff, and family are drawn into the danger zone. After Jason's part-time employee is severely beaten during a stakeout, he sells the story of the Russian Mafia's involvement in the record business to a tabloid journalism TV show in a misguided effort to protect his employer and coworker. This serves to drive the case to new heights of danger and suspense. Jason goes behind the industry veneer of sex & drugs & hedonistic lifestyles. He shows us how the 21st Century world of downloads, file sharing, and image demographics need to be considered in a case of Rock & Roll Homicide.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Rock and roll and Russian mafia...\n\nReview: Music and detective work. What a great combination! This book combines two of my favorite subjects. RJ McDonnell introduces us to ex-musician, private detective, Jason Duffy in this wonderfully written mystery. I found the combination of the music industry and detective/police work was a super mix. As one who's dabbled around the edges of the music industry most of my life and been in or around law enforcement even longer, I truly enjoyed this read. Mr. McDonnell does a tremendous job of building and developing his characters. There are a lot of them in this book, and I never had trouble keeping track of them. They were all developed so fully that I got to know them and care. The relationship with his retired policeman father is particularly interesting. This book takes us everywhere from a recording studio to the Russian mafia. There's even some old-world Ireland in it!\n\nThe pace is quick. The narrative is done in a lively, friendly voice. Humor is strewn thoughout the entire book. It kept me turning pages late into the night. I recommend this book to anyone who enjoys music, investigative novels, or a fun read. I'm looking forward to another installment in the Rock & Roll Mystery series.","Product: Book by Baker, Tim, Comstock, Paul, Cosgrove, Gabriela\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Teaches everything to get started...\n\nReview: I've been a subscriber to Primitive Archer Magazine for many years. I read it from a historical, archaeological perspective for a long time. It's just fascinating. These books were written by a group of regular contributors to the magazine and participants at the lively message board. I bought this set when I finally decided to make the leap into creating my own wooden bows. I ordered all three of the first volumes as a set through the magazine. It is fabulous. There's a wide variety of articles ranging from making bows from boards to flint-knapping. Ever wondered how to back a bow with fish skin? These books teach it. I recommend this set for anyone with an interest in a simpler life. One of my life goals is to harvest a deer with gear I made completely myself.\n\nUsing this book, a person can take a tree, some cane, and a few pieces of rock and create an efficient, deadly weapon. If you want to learn about making wooden bows and other primitive archery gear, this is the set of books to own."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The Accurate Vintage Alarm Clock is an antique-styled timepiece with a wind-up mechanical timekeeping movement. Alarm clock features a black nickel finish with chrome plated bezel and accents, durable metal design and glow-in-the-dark hour markers and hands. Alarm time is indicated right on the dial for easy alarm setup. Extra loud ring with convenient shut-off button on the top of the alarm clock. One-year limited warranty. It's more than accurate, it's Accurate.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good backup clock for me.\\n\\nReview: I'm not sure how durable this clock is because I just got it last week. It is LOUD, though!! It will definitely wake me up. I'd actually call the alarm startling. It is mostly metal construction and appears to be well made. I saw some complaints about the ticking being too loud. The ticking on mine is quiet and mild compared to some clocks I've used. The alarm is loud.\\n\\nI had some trouble figuring out the button on the top. It doesn't just click up and down. I believe it goes \\\"on\\\" when I wind the alarm and \\\"off\\\" when I push on it. I found that a little odd.\\n\\nIt seems like a good clock, though. I'm going to keep it for backup.\",\n \"Product: A best-in-class khaki with dress pant details. Cut for a classic fit that is eased through the hip and thigh with a straight leg,these feature stretch for performance and all-day comfort.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great pants and great order!\\n\\nReview: These pants are great! I'm a fan of Dockers and they always fit as I expect. The order went smooth and delivery was fast. The pants are good looking and durable.\\n\\nMy one complaint is the STRANGE lack of pants for regular sized people. I wear 33 x 34. I'm 6' and 195 pounds...just a pretty average sized guy. When I click on my size, several colors disappear!! The green pants aren't even available in my size. I can't find them anywhere and had to order a different brand to get them. However, every color is available for short, obese people. If my waist was twice as large as my length, I'd have no trouble at all finding pants. All the colors light right up when you get to a massive waist and stubby legs. For me, a regular guy, I'm very limited on what colors I can choose.\\n\\nI find that odd.\",\n \"Product: Planet of the Apes Collection (Widescreen Edition) [VHS]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: More like one long movie...\\n\\nReview: I'm so happy I purchased the Legacy Collection of the Planet of the Apes movies. It was more than worth it to me. I've loved Planet of the Apes since their release. I own action figures from the television series in the '70s. I am a true fan.\\n\\nA lot of people don't even realize there were five movies in the series. I enjoy all of them, but prior to the recent re-release, it was difficult to see the later ones. I would sometimes catch them on a premium cable channel. Now I can see them anytime I want! There is also a documentary included in the set called \\\"Behind the Planet of the Apes\\\" that tells a lot of interesting facts about creating and producing the movies. It's well worth watching. The best way to enjoy this series of movies is watching them in sequence. The true mastery of the writing and storytelling isn't as evident in isolation as it is watching the movies back to back. It's really one long story. I recommend buying this set, setting aside an entire weekend to cuddle, and watching them all in a row.\\n\\nYou will not be disappointed.\",\n \"Product: Three VHS Boxed Set about mostly-fictionalized accounts of the life and alternately tragic and triumphant times of Tennessee small-town police chief Bufford Pusser in the `60s and early `70s.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: True story of an American hero...\\n\\nReview: I saw these movies at the drive-in as they were released. My dad was a deputy sheriff, and he idolized Pusser, the legendary Tennessee lawman. Seeing them on the big screen was incredible! Seeing them released as a box set makes me very happy.\\n\\nI think these movies are best viewed in sequence. Owning all three is the best way to understand the entire story. As others have stated, they all include a lot of violence...much of it accurate to Pusser's real life. They are at times disturbing and there were times when I gasped viewing them for the first time. Pusser was a one of a kind character in real life, and the filmmakers did a good job of bringing that uniqueness to screen. I like both Baker and Svenson as Pusser. The first one and the last one are the best movies of the three, but the second one is important to bridge the gap. Getting the box set is a good idea in my opinion.\\n\\nI recommend these movies to anyone that enjoys the story of an American hero. I do not think you will regret viewing them.\",\n \"Product: BILLY JACK DVD COLLECTION\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Might as well get the set...\\n\\nReview: I bought this boxed set for my wife several years ago. We've watched it repeatedly since then, and Tom Laughlin never fails to entertain us. I didn't realize there were four movies until I read about it on Laughlin's web-site, but my wife's favorite move was The Trial of Billy Jack since she was a little kid. I would say \\\"Born Losers\\\" is when Laughlin was figuring out how to make a movie. It follows a little different plot line from the rest. \\\"Billy Jack\\\" is a good movie for what it is. The acting is bad, but it has many great lines and the subject matter is solid. It just has bad acting similar to a lot of late-sixties movies. \\\"The Trial of Billy Jack\\\" is probably the best movie of the collection. It has the best acting and some really good film work. \\\"Billy Jack Goes to Washington\\\" is a bit over the top for my taste.\\n\\nIt's probably good to get the entire collection and judge for yourself. They're not masterpieces, but I find them entertaining. The set also includes quite a few extras that tell about the making of the movies. Those are very interesting if you're a Billy Jack fan. These movies are an interesting slice of American culture.\",\n \"Product: year 2002\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Should be shown in every classroom in the country...\\n\\nReview: \\\"We Were Soldiers\\\" is an adaptation of the wonderful book \\\"We Were Soldiers Once...and Young\\\". The filmmakers did a good job adapting a very complex battle to a manageable screenplay. I was a bit disappointed that no mention was made of the fight at LZ Albany instead focusing exclusively on LZ X-Ray, but I understand why they did it. I'm sure it was necessary to make it easier to follow on film.\\n\\nThe actors were selected well for the characters. The film work was outstanding. The scenes are confusing where they should be confusing and easy to follow when they should be easy. I loved the way they flashed back and forth between the battle and the wives at home. That was done very different from the book, but it worked well for the screenplay. It was an important part of the story, and the filmmakers managed to convey the extreme emotion. This film is nearly non-stop action after the opening sequence to get to Vietnam. It was important to have a break from the shooting.\\n\\nAll in all, I think this was a very important film. It was true. If anything, the filmmakers underplayed just how savage the battle was.\",\n \"Product: This critically acclaimed epic trilogy follows the quest undertaken by the hobbit, Frodo Baggins, and his fellowship of companions to save Middle-earth by destroying the One Ring and defeating the evil forces of the Dark Lord Sauron.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Worth the thirty year wait!\\n\\nReview: I waited for these movies since I became a Tolkein fan in fourth grade...which was during the Carter administration. I saw each of them on opening day in the theater with my wife as they were released. She's not a big fantasy fan and had never read a J. R. R. Tolkein book. She went to make me happy, though. At the end of Fellowship of the Ring, she looked at me and said,\\\"I can't wait for the next one!\\\"\\n\\nI worried about how Tolkein's work would translate to the screen. His world is so complex that I just wasn't sure how it would work into a screenplay. I think they did a marvelous job on all three of these movies. They kept the essence of the story without bogging it down with details. The casting was terrific, and they couldn't have picked a better location than New Zealand for filming. The entire series is simply terrific.\\n\\nI own the extended version of the DVDs, and I highly recommend them over the regular theater version. They have added scenes that are entire stories from the books that were left out of the movies to make their length more manageable. They do, however, add to the story. If you're a fan of the books, definitely spring for the extended versions at home. You can always hit pause if it gets too long.\\n\\nI can't recommend these movies enough.\",\n \"Product: Region A (NTSC) for use in USA and Canada.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Would seem like a cliche...\\n\\nReview: Reading Audie Murphy's account of his World War II experiences in \\\"To Hell and Back\\\" is a surreal experience. I've seen the movie many times, but I only recently bought the book. It always amazed me watching him on-screen realizing he really did these things. Many of the characters in the book seem like stereotypes. They were all real.\\n\\nMuch of this book would seem cliche being written today. What we have to keep in mind is the fact that most stereotypes began as types. The reason these characters appear in so much fiction about war is because they appeared in the reality of Audie Murphy's war. Writers and film makers have copied Audie Murphy's story repeatedly over the years. He set the standard. I don't think any book has ever been written that better captures what war feels like from the perspective of the men fighting it. It's a masterpiece.\\n\\nThere isn't a whole lot I can add. I will only say that this is a book that should be read by anyone with an interest in World War II or the men who fought it. I recommend it highly.\",\n \"Product: Vapor Canister Purge Solenoid\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Almost perfect replacement on 2006 GMC Sierra\\n\\nReview: My 2006 GMC Sierra K1500 had a check engine light on for the last couple months. I checked the code and came up with P0449. After some research, I found out this must be the part I needed. Even thought Amazon says this won't fit my truck, I tried it based on reviews that said it should. I'm very happy with the part. It was cheap, arrived quickly, and installed in just a few minutes. I followed directions I found right here in the reviews to buy a piece of heater hose, cut the old hose, and run it with clamps. The whole job took maybe ten minutes.\\n\\nThe check engine light has stayed off for the last week and a half with no problems at all. It functions perfectly. It was ALMOST an exact fit for the factory part. The bracket is just a tiny bit different. It won't quite click like the original, but it does fit and go on enough to stay in place. It's held just fine.\\n\\nI'm quite happy with it.\",\n \"Product: Billy Joel ~ Glass Houses [Remaster] [Ecd]\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Joel at his best...\\n\\nReview: \\\"Glass Houses\\\" is one of Billy Joel's best albums. It shows his wide range both as a singer and as a songwriter. He can do it all. This record included some controversial material such as \\\"Sometimes A Fantasy\\\" which is overtly about masturbation. It's a very personal record that conveys Billy Joel's most private thoughts and emotions in a period of his life when he was struggling.\\n\\nI really love the range of this record. We get some rollicking rock and roll with \\\"It's Still Rock and Roll To Me\\\", \\\"Close To The Borderline\\\" and \\\"You May Be Right\\\". We get the sweet and sentimental with \\\"I Don't Want To Be Alone\\\". We also get pain and loneliness in \\\"Sleeping With The Television On\\\", \\\"All For Leyna\\\", \\\"C'etait Toi (You Were The One\\\", and \\\"Through The Long Night\\\".\\n\\nThis is truly a great album by a great artist at what may have been the apex of his creativity. I recommend it highly.\",\n \"Product: Charlie Band Daniels ~ Simple Man\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Charlie Daniels at his finest...\\n\\nReview: I believe this is the greatest album ever done by Charlie Daniels Band. It is good from beginning to end. For some reason, this record never got a lot of airplay. It might have been changing times. It deserved a lot more recognition than it got. There are a couple songs on here that are almost never heard by anybody that didn't purchase the record, and they are great!\\n\\n\\\"(What This World Needs Is) A Few More Rednecks\\\" is an ode to the country way of life. It resonates as much today as it did when Charlie recorded it in 1989. Other songs have been done in this genre, but none like this one. It's worth a listen.\\n\\n\\\"Was It 26\\\" is a haunting song about lost time in a life. It hit me deeply.\\n\\n\\\"Old Rock 'N Roller\\\" is about an old bar singer who never quite made it yet never could quite quit. It reminds me of friends and relatives I know who play in bar bands. It's in their blood.\\n\\nThis is a good record. You won't regret buying it. I think it's the best Charlie ever put together. On a side note, I saw Charlie Daniels Band in concert a couple years ago. He's still a fireball on stage.\",\n \"Product: Tired of pens that leak? This one wonteven on an airplane. The uni-ball Vision Elite Rollerball Pen is not affected by changes in a planes cabin pressure, making it the ideal choice for people who frequently fly for business. And like all uni-ball pens, this roller pen features uni Super Ink which protects against water, fading and fraud. This pigment based ink contains particles that form an indelible bond in paper- it cant be broken...ever. Its archival quality ink is great for documenting and record keeping and is acid free. The larger particles deliver solid vivid colors every time you write. uni-ball Vision Elite Pens- a pen you can rely on.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for speedwriting teachers!\\n\\nReview: I've been using Uniball Vision Elite pens for many years. As a teacher, I carry one in red and one in black. They're an integral part of my daily routine. I print everything, so I'm used to writing extremely fast. Most pens can't keep up with my handwriting and soon end up skipping. As soon as a pen skips, I have to throw it away. I teach in a prison, and much of what I write is on official documents. When I was still in uniform, I found this pen fits nicely in a uniform pocket and maintains a sharp appearance. The micro tip helps keep things within the lines. The ink dries quickly and doesn't smear like many gel pens. These pens can also handle the heavy pressure it takes to write through carbons. The more recent innovation of automatic carbon copies have made it even more imperative that a pen can handle the pressure. These pens are completely up to the task. I write a lot and these pens last months before needing a replacement.\\n\\nThese pens aren't cheap. There are many other options out there that might be cheaper, but they aren't as efficient. There might be better options that can handle the job, but they cost more. I haven't found a better combination that balances performance with price. I carry them every day.\",\n \"Product: Tired of pens that leak? This one wonteven on an airplane. The uni-ball Vision Elite Rollerball Pen is not affected by changes in a planes cabin pressure, making it the ideal choice for people who frequently fly for business. And like all uni-ball pens, this roller pen features uni Super Ink which protects against water, fading and fraud. This pigment based ink contains particles that form an indelible bond in paper- it cant be broken...ever. Its archival quality ink is great for documenting and record keeping and is acid free. The larger particles deliver solid vivid colors every time you write. uni-ball Vision Elite Pens- a pen you can rely on.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for speed writers!\\n\\nReview: I've been using Uniball Vision Elite pens for many years. As a teacher, I carry one in red and one in black. They're an integral part of my daily routine. I print everything, so I'm used to writing extremely fast. Most pens can't keep up with my handwriting and soon end up skipping. As soon as a pen skips, I have to throw it away. I teach in a prison, and much of what I write is on official documents. The micro tip helps keep things within the lines. The ink dries quickly and doesn't smear like many gel pens. These pens can also handle the heavy pressure it takes to write through carbons. The more recent innovation of automatic carbon copies have made it even more imperative that a pen can handle the pressure. These pens are completely up to the task. I write a lot and these pens last months before needing a replacement.\\n\\nThese pens aren't cheap. There are many other options out there that might be cheaper, but they aren't as efficient. There might be better options that can handle the job, but they cost more. I haven't found a better combination that balances performance with price. I carry them every day.\",\n \"Product: The Xerox DocuMate 152i, color sheet-fed document scanner, now scans up to 50 images per minute (ipm) in duplex mode, includes a 50-page automatic document feeder and has the ability to automatically scan documents into searchable PDF files. The scanner also offers a more powerful suite of bundled software designed to help you organize and find the information important to you. Visioneer OneTouch allows you to scan documents to your choice of 9 preset yet completely user configurable destinations. This enables your documents to be scanned with the correct settings for resolution, color, cropping, file format and then delivered to virtually any application, folder or device all at the touch of a button. The Xerox DocuMate 152i is designed for small businesses, home offices and students who are looking for an easy-to-use scanner that includes all the tools needed to declutter their paper filled lives.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for standard office use...\\n\\nReview: I've been using this scanner for approximately a year for my job. I scan probably a hundred sheets a month. When I took over my current job, the old person was still using a flat bed scanner that looked like it was made in 1980!! One of the first things I did was start searching for a better scanner. So far, this has fit my needs perfectly.\\n\\nI use the autofeed tray up to ten or fifteen sheets with no problem at all. It works very fast on low resolution/black and white documents. They just whisk through. I've never had a jam. The software makes it extremely easy to print, save, or e-mail documents. Much of what I scan is to print or e-mail, and I don't need to save them. I normally need to e-mail documents immediately, and the document pops right up on the screen. I click to attach it then delete it. It's very convenient. I haven't had one problem with it.\\n\\nI've never scanned color or photographs with it, so I'll leave rating that to other reviewers. For standard office use on black and white documents, this scanner was just the ticket for me. I've been very happy with it.\",\n \"Product: Extend-A-Truck Extender is designed for secure and safe hauling of long loads above or behind the vehicle. It features a 4\\\" wide support and adjustable height for roof top hauling as well as bed extension. This extend-a-truck can be stored flat behind the seat when not in use and comes with a red flag.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Twelve foot canoe and a six foot bed?\\n\\nReview: I bought this to carry my canoe. I have a twelve foot canoe and a six foot bed with a toolbox. I really wanted a canoe, but I needed to get it to the water. What's a guy to do? This extender works GREAT to lug it around. It's easy to put on and take off. It's sturdy. There's really nothing to it. I had the canoe in the water the day this extender arrived. With a couple straps, it holds it just fine even though more of it's hanging off than I have in the truck. It slides back and forth a little bit once in a while, but it's always secure. It hasn't been a problem at all.\\n\\nI've driven it on the Interstate at 70 and never worried once about losing the canoe.\\n\\nThat's the best testimony I can give.\\n\\nNow, I have not used it to transport anything else yet. I think it'll be great when I need to move lumber, but I haven't bought any since I bought it. Next time, that should be much easier.\\n\\nIf you've got a need to move something longer than your truck bed, I recommend this highly. It works perfectly for what I need.\",\n \"Product: Shipped from UK, please allow 10 to 21 business days for arrival. Very Good, A very good, near fine copy in black cloth boards, gilt title on spine with a very good, near fine dust jacket. Mayflower: a voyage to war. xvii, 461 p. : ill., ports. ; 24 cm.. . Includes bibliographical references (p. [415]-443).. .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Should be required reading in schools...\\n\\nReview: \\\"Mayflower\\\" by Nathaniel Philbrick is an amazing accomplishment. It is entertaining, informative, well researched, and balanced. It's a tremendous history book.\\n\\nThe detailing of the voyage in the book is among the best I've ever read. He begins the story in Europe and explains how the trip was organized, financed, and the reasons behind it. He does a masterful job of relating to the reader how difficult and dangerous it was making this trip. Philbrick also does a wonderful job of illuminating how difficult the first decades of the colony were. We learn about the famous and familiar characters from grade school plays, but we also get a full picture of less famous, but just as important, characters as well.\\n\\nPhilbrick does a wonderful job of simply telling us the facts. The Pilgrims aren't saints nor are they devils. Neither are the native population. They simply are what they were in this well written history.\\n\\n\\\"Mayflower\\\" is a well researched, well written, entertaining read. I recommend it very highly, and I think all Americans should read it. I believe it's as close as we'll ever get to the truth about the early New England colonists. This is probably the definitive tome about the subject.\",\n \"Product: Mark Bowden has been a reporter at The Philadelphia Inquirer for nineteen years.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Belongs in every American's book collection...\\n\\nReview: Black Hawk Down is a masterful telling of the Battle of Mogadishu and the bravery of the Rangers, Special Forces, pilots, and Combat Controllers who fought there. The book does a better job than the movie of explaining the situation around the snatch and grab raid that went south. It details the situation in Somalia in the period leading up to the battle in great detail. It makes the story flow better.\\n\\nThe writing is done well. Mark Bowden is an excellent writer who manages to capture the sheer terror of being trapped with nowhere to go and no hope for rescue in the immediate future. It was a fight for their lives, and he catches some of that. He also does a nice job of portraying the extreme bravery that was exhibited in that firefight. I recommend this book to anyone who wants to see a bit of what our fighting men and women experience every day. It's a good book that I couldn't put down any of the times I've read it.\",\n \"Product: Just as the rock band, Doberman's Stub, was about to reach stadium tour status, its leader was brutally murdered when his headphones exploded during a recording session. The widow, who inherits $5 million, is the San Diego Police Department's number one suspect. She hires Jason Duffy, a 27-year-old PI and former musician, in his first year of private practice. Jason learns that the victim was in the middle of an acrimonious renegotiation with the record company at the time of his death. He also finds that the record company has a very unhealthy tie to the Russian Mafia. As an inexperienced detective, Jason does not yet have the contacts within the police department to gather vital information. He is forced to mend fences with his estranged father, an opinionated ex-SDPD detective. While Jason investigates the record company, he also takes a close look at the three surviving members of the victim's band. One is an alcoholic/drug addict drummer, on the verge of being kicked out of the group. The second is a bass player who camouflages his rock star status by living in an ordinary house in a lower middle-class neighborhood. Third is a lead guitarist and writer of half of the band's songs, who lives well beyond his means. Jason has not yet become hardened to the very real dangers of his new profession. We experience his inner conflict as his girlfriend, staff, and family are drawn into the danger zone. After Jason's part-time employee is severely beaten during a stakeout, he sells the story of the Russian Mafia's involvement in the record business to a tabloid journalism TV show in a misguided effort to protect his employer and coworker. This serves to drive the case to new heights of danger and suspense. Jason goes behind the industry veneer of sex & drugs & hedonistic lifestyles. He shows us how the 21st Century world of downloads, file sharing, and image demographics need to be considered in a case of Rock & Roll Homicide.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Rock and roll and Russian mafia...\\n\\nReview: Music and detective work. What a great combination! This book combines two of my favorite subjects. RJ McDonnell introduces us to ex-musician, private detective, Jason Duffy in this wonderfully written mystery. I found the combination of the music industry and detective/police work was a super mix. As one who's dabbled around the edges of the music industry most of my life and been in or around law enforcement even longer, I truly enjoyed this read. Mr. McDonnell does a tremendous job of building and developing his characters. There are a lot of them in this book, and I never had trouble keeping track of them. They were all developed so fully that I got to know them and care. The relationship with his retired policeman father is particularly interesting. This book takes us everywhere from a recording studio to the Russian mafia. There's even some old-world Ireland in it!\\n\\nThe pace is quick. The narrative is done in a lively, friendly voice. Humor is strewn thoughout the entire book. It kept me turning pages late into the night. I recommend this book to anyone who enjoys music, investigative novels, or a fun read. I'm looking forward to another installment in the Rock & Roll Mystery series.\",\n \"Product: Book by Baker, Tim, Comstock, Paul, Cosgrove, Gabriela\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Teaches everything to get started...\\n\\nReview: I've been a subscriber to Primitive Archer Magazine for many years. I read it from a historical, archaeological perspective for a long time. It's just fascinating. These books were written by a group of regular contributors to the magazine and participants at the lively message board. I bought this set when I finally decided to make the leap into creating my own wooden bows. I ordered all three of the first volumes as a set through the magazine. It is fabulous. There's a wide variety of articles ranging from making bows from boards to flint-knapping. Ever wondered how to back a bow with fish skin? These books teach it. I recommend this set for anyone with an interest in a simpler life. One of my life goals is to harvest a deer with gear I made completely myself.\\n\\nUsing this book, a person can take a tree, some cane, and a few pieces of rock and create an efficient, deadly weapon. If you want to learn about making wooden bows and other primitive archery gear, this is the set of books to own.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":19,"string":"19"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1390,"string":"1,390"}}},{"rowIdx":1391,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AM0F3ZDX8HNFI"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Wolf Schimanski is a man of many interests and talents. He is trained in full-contact martial arts, enjoys a variety of sports, and is an accomplished guitarist and musician. Professionally, Schimanski has worked for many years in the information technology, management, and financial planning industries. An avid reader turned breakthrough author, Schimanski brings his own unique spin to the action thriller genre, and has thus far released two exceptionally gripping, fast-paced works of fictionMeter of Deception and Meter of Corruption. Schimanski lives in London, Ontario, Canada and is working with his South Florida Partner on a new Thriller and Detective Series.\". The summary of the review text is \"Buckle your seat belt, and hang onto your belongings for the ride.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Wolf recommended this book to me, and did warn me this was the second in the series. However, hes a wonderful storyteller who writes a fast paced, very convoluted tale that brings you back time and again until youve managed to finish it. The story itself is self-contained within the cover of this book, yet there are references to the previous book, and I think a few hints at the next which does help you know this is not a stand alone. You do not, however, have to read the first in the series, Meter of Deception to be able to follow along with this one. That is always a wonderful find when discovering new series.\n\nYes, the pace is fast from the first page, things are going wrong for the central cast, and the evil doers are introduced early on. Theres a few points along the way that made me wonder if this was a mystery/crime book, or a paranormal mystery book, though since I tend to like the fantasy genre, I had not problems with the brief references. It just left a few lingering questions unanswered as everything wrapped up. (Perhaps this will be answered in the next installment?)\n\nThe characters, both good and bad, are well developed, with enough quirks that you could almost see the neighbor or a familiar friend in some of them. A little over done on the libido for my taste, but there is nothing really graphic for this. Wolf does a wonderful job taking you right up to the bedroom door and then drawing the curtain, so your imagination kicks in. Its just the frequency it is referenced that kicked me out of the story a couple of times. (Low tolerance, so do not let this deter you one bit. The rest of the tale is very well done, and deserves a read.) The bad guys are definitely on the bad side, its the good guys that make you wonder if this is developing into an antihero style tale, or if it really is a good vs. bad guys style tale. Makes things much more interesting as you go through it.\n\nJust as the characters are well developed, though they may appear shallow at times, the plot is just as well developed. About the point you think its done, and will be making a leisurely stroll to the finish, it takes a sharp twist with a hard bounce. While its galloping along, you're wondering if you managed to keep your stomach where it belonged this time as you run through the next round of valleys and hills that make up this unexpectedly knotty roller coaster ride in the plot. Even down to the final pages, you do not know if everything has resolved, or if there is one more, just one more hard bounce in the plot for you to weather.\n\nYes, this is a good tale, well written, and well rounded. However, there are a few points of personal preference that keep me from giving it full ratings. The first the oversexed characters. Ive known a few people in my life like the ones described in the book, so they are realistic. But, as my tolerance is low, this was a bit off putting for me. The second is the down home style of writing. After talking with a few other avid readers about the way this is written, Im guessing Id be one of Hemingways detractors too. There were times when the flow of the sentence structure struck me as needing at least one more hard edit. However, this is the style the book is written in, and it persists throughout. It does detract from the readability for me, but does not detract from the story itself."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Wolf recommended this book to me, and did warn me this was the second in the series. However, hes a wonderful storyteller who writes a fast paced, very convoluted tale that brings you back time and again until youve managed to finish it. The story itself is self-contained within the cover of this book, yet there are references to the previous book, and I think a few hints at the next which does help you know this is not a stand alone. You do not, however, have to read the first in the series, Meter of Deception to be able to follow along with this one. That is always a wonderful find when discovering new series.\n\nYes, the pace is fast from the first page, things are going wrong for the central cast, and the evil doers are introduced early on. Theres a few points along the way that made me wonder if this was a mystery/crime book, or a paranormal mystery book, though since I tend to like the fantasy genre, I had not problems with the brief references. It just left a few lingering questions unanswered as everything wrapped up. (Perhaps this will be answered in the next installment?)\n\nThe characters, both good and bad, are well developed, with enough quirks that you could almost see the neighbor or a familiar friend in some of them. A little over done on the libido for my taste, but there is nothing really graphic for this. Wolf does a wonderful job taking you right up to the bedroom door and then drawing the curtain, so your imagination kicks in. Its just the frequency it is referenced that kicked me out of the story a couple of times. (Low tolerance, so do not let this deter you one bit. The rest of the tale is very well done, and deserves a read.) The bad guys are definitely on the bad side, its the good guys that make you wonder if this is developing into an antihero style tale, or if it really is a good vs. bad guys style tale. Makes things much more interesting as you go through it.\n\nJust as the characters are well developed, though they may appear shallow at times, the plot is just as well developed. About the point you think its done, and will be making a leisurely stroll to the finish, it takes a sharp twist with a hard bounce. While its galloping along, you're wondering if you managed to keep your stomach where it belonged this time as you run through the next round of valleys and hills that make up this unexpectedly knotty roller coaster ride in the plot. Even down to the final pages, you do not know if everything has resolved, or if there is one more, just one more hard bounce in the plot for you to weather.\n\nYes, this is a good tale, well written, and well rounded. However, there are a few points of personal preference that keep me from giving it full ratings. The first the oversexed characters. Ive known a few people in my life like the ones described in the book, so they are realistic. But, as my tolerance is low, this was a bit off putting for me. The second is the down home style of writing. After talking with a few other avid readers about the way this is written, Im guessing Id be one of Hemingways detractors too. There were times when the flow of the sentence structure struck me as needing at least one more hard edit. However, this is the style the book is written in, and it persists throughout. It does detract from the readability for me, but does not detract from the story itself."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Make your own deli sandwiches with this meat slicer in your kitchen. Turkey, ham, salami, cheese, whatever you want to slice with variable thickness. Tilted carriage for fast and easier slicing. Thickness adjuster knob lets you control how thin or thick you want your slices to be with powerful 180-watt motor. Non-slip feet will hold the slicer sturdy and safe. Professional quality 7.5-inch stainless steel blade and die cast aluminum body for a perfect chef style. Measures: 16.45 x 10.7 x 11.95 inches. ETL listed, and 2 year limited warranty. Continental Electric and Professional Series, In the Heart of Every Home.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A wonderful bargain for our household\n\nReview: I'd been exposed to a meat slicer before, so knew what I needed. This one is just what I was looking for - it's small enough to fit into a small space, easy to clean - the blade comes off with a simple twist of the plastic center locking bolt and the tray flips up so you can get the meat crumbs that might have been shredded off during the slicing process. The motion is plenty smooth, and the provided hand guard makes it easy to slice down the entire section of meat.\n\nThis is used for cooked meats, and while it's not so good with still-warm servings, after they have had a chance to chill overnight in the fridge, it does wonderfully. So far it's tackled ham, pork loin, and chicken breasts without any complaints.\n\nThe only small issue I have is the construction of the hand guard - I'm left handed, so the brace between where the guard hooks onto the trolley and the pusher for meat on the blade is a little uncomfortable. Not enough to make it unusable, but it does occasionally make getting the right pressure to make even slices a tad uncomfortable.","Product: Yvette M. Calleiro is a heavily addicted reader of both young adult and adult novels. She spends most of her time psuedo-living in paranormal worlds with her fictional friends (and boyfriends). Shes also been known to run on the elliptical machine or ride the stationary bike at her gym for hours while reading anything from paranormal to fantasy to suspenseful thrillers. When shes living amongst real people, Yvette M. Calleiro is a high school Reading teacher. Shes been sharing her love of literature with her students for over eighteen years. Besides writing about the various characters that whisper (and sometimes scream) in her head, she enjoys traveling, watching movies, spending quality time with family and friends, and enjoying the beauty of the ocean. Yvette lives in Miami, Florida, with her beautiful son who allows her to enjoy childrens literature all over again. She also shares her space with an assortment of crazy saltwater animals in her 300-gallon tank.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent addition to the series.\n\nReview: The second book, and the second set of unexpected twists and turns. I thought I had figured out where this series was heading, and if it is, then it's got a very, very long way to get there after the last set of plot twists to show up.\n\nThe characters continue to mature and add complexity, and there is a wonderful contrast between the settings in this book and the last. Yvette has a wicked mind with regards to helping her characters develop, and I have enjoyed every twist she has thrown out. The various gifts are explored in a little more depth, not just for the trio at the forefront of the series, but in some of the others that come along.\n\nThe pacing in this installment of the series has a nice ebb and flow to it, offering a chance to absorb the descriptions and to feel the texture of the tale as it unfolds. More of the Diosdz culture is revealed, along with some of the foundations that created the culture in the first place. The main heroine tries to continue to refuse what others say she is, but the growing body of proof wears her down some more, while also giving her a reason to begin embracing the new life she has started. There is a sense of childish wonder and excitement in her as she changes and grows, reaching out to discover \"what else\" and \"what's next\".\n\nThere is also a slightly darker undertone to this book, which I think may be a foreshadowing of the next installment. And, it definitely adds an interesting layer to the overall texture of the tale.\n\nNow comes the hardest part: Waiting on the next book to come out!","Product: Raven Williams describes herself as a beautiful mess disguised as a human being. Within this beautiful mess words swirl around until they coalesce into fictional, fantasy stories or poetry for the world to read. When Raven is not writing, she is creating art in the form of fractal designs and abstract paintings. She is also a caregiver for a disabled family member and three cats. She currently resides in the Northwest Florida Panhandle, but the Pacific Northwest is the home of her heart. She hopes to return there one day.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Raven just keeps improving. Fantastic addition to the series.\n\nReview: Since I've been covering this series from book 1, I'm sure you don't need to hear me rave about how wonderful Raven Williams is at building up her worlds. This time, she's expanding on what is already built, rather than introducing many new Realms. The one she does, I think she made an intriguing decision - just a rough sketch that leaves it as ethereal as the reason it even exists - she introduces a Realm where dreams are created and sent out.\n\nThere's only one new character added to the cast in this installment, though she was semi-introduced in the last book. However, Raven didn't stop working with her entire crew. She continued developing each of them with a deft hand. It was interesting to see how some of the characters changed, while others became even more hide bound in their opinions. Especially on the \"good\" side. For the \"bad\" guys, there was so much disorder and chaos, it could get to be a little confusing trying to remember who supported what, or had stood for which before. Definitely helped keep the interest to see if the swirling mess ever resolved into a semblance of order.\n\nThere is a lot going on, and if you're reading straight through, it may seem a little over whelming. Even with a short break, I was able to straighten out the timeline, and continue to enjoy the story. There were a couple of places I remember wishing a little more time had been allotted to explore or expand upon, but not many. This installment definitely continues to add to the overall tension in the series, which added another enjoyable layer for me. I'm definitely looking forward to coming back and re-reading once I have a little more time. Something tells me it's going to be even better.\n\nA well deserved five out of five stars on this one, and a huge recommendation. If you haven't started reading the series, and enjoy fantasy then I'd highly recommend you start. A fun read from start to finish. (Yes, there's a few more books to come, so there isn't a huge climactic scene, but most of the story line is wrapped up, which makes waiting for the next installment bearable.)","Product: When I write, I follow my characters wherever they lead me, on journeys through fantastical places surprisingly similar to times and places in our past. Except there's magic. The Arts Reborn series (Book I: Brush With Darkness) goes to a place that isn't Rome in the time of the Republic. I'd love to connect with you at www.jamiemaltman.com When I'm not writing or reading, I'm at home in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada, spending time with my wife and two young boys, which generally involves playing some kind of board or computer games. Or reading. Or traveling. Otherwise I'm probably reading or watching my Toronto Raptors play basketball. Yes, they're mine. And yes, I stubbornly refused to write this in the 3rd person.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Will proudly display this one on my bookshelf\n\nReview: A wonderful tale set in a Romensque world. A tale of self-discovery and self-education. The main character is a young soldier, who has to learn about himself, his abilities, and his world while surviving the political intrigue he accidentally sparked off before he even knew he had more to learn.\n\nWith several subplots weaving around and through the main story, I look forward to having the time to return to this one and exploring it in greater depth.\n\nIt is a tad bit slow to get moving, but once the action picks up, the pace of the story is well set. The introduction felt slow, mostly because there is a lot of foundation that had to be laid for the rest of the story to grow from - something that I have seen many times with other political warfare stories. When I first started reading, I wondered if the story would ever become really gripping for me, as I do not typically like political stories, yet when the politics came out of hiding, I enjoyed every page turn with the politics shining in their own light.\n\nThis is a well written piece, and well worth the read. The characters, plot, and subplots are all wonderfully woven with complexities that make them feel as if they could happen given the chance."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Make your own deli sandwiches with this meat slicer in your kitchen. Turkey, ham, salami, cheese, whatever you want to slice with variable thickness. Tilted carriage for fast and easier slicing. Thickness adjuster knob lets you control how thin or thick you want your slices to be with powerful 180-watt motor. Non-slip feet will hold the slicer sturdy and safe. Professional quality 7.5-inch stainless steel blade and die cast aluminum body for a perfect chef style. Measures: 16.45 x 10.7 x 11.95 inches. ETL listed, and 2 year limited warranty. Continental Electric and Professional Series, In the Heart of Every Home.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A wonderful bargain for our household\\n\\nReview: I'd been exposed to a meat slicer before, so knew what I needed. This one is just what I was looking for - it's small enough to fit into a small space, easy to clean - the blade comes off with a simple twist of the plastic center locking bolt and the tray flips up so you can get the meat crumbs that might have been shredded off during the slicing process. The motion is plenty smooth, and the provided hand guard makes it easy to slice down the entire section of meat.\\n\\nThis is used for cooked meats, and while it's not so good with still-warm servings, after they have had a chance to chill overnight in the fridge, it does wonderfully. So far it's tackled ham, pork loin, and chicken breasts without any complaints.\\n\\nThe only small issue I have is the construction of the hand guard - I'm left handed, so the brace between where the guard hooks onto the trolley and the pusher for meat on the blade is a little uncomfortable. Not enough to make it unusable, but it does occasionally make getting the right pressure to make even slices a tad uncomfortable.\",\n \"Product: Yvette M. Calleiro is a heavily addicted reader of both young adult and adult novels. She spends most of her time psuedo-living in paranormal worlds with her fictional friends (and boyfriends). Shes also been known to run on the elliptical machine or ride the stationary bike at her gym for hours while reading anything from paranormal to fantasy to suspenseful thrillers. When shes living amongst real people, Yvette M. Calleiro is a high school Reading teacher. Shes been sharing her love of literature with her students for over eighteen years. Besides writing about the various characters that whisper (and sometimes scream) in her head, she enjoys traveling, watching movies, spending quality time with family and friends, and enjoying the beauty of the ocean. Yvette lives in Miami, Florida, with her beautiful son who allows her to enjoy childrens literature all over again. She also shares her space with an assortment of crazy saltwater animals in her 300-gallon tank.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent addition to the series.\\n\\nReview: The second book, and the second set of unexpected twists and turns. I thought I had figured out where this series was heading, and if it is, then it's got a very, very long way to get there after the last set of plot twists to show up.\\n\\nThe characters continue to mature and add complexity, and there is a wonderful contrast between the settings in this book and the last. Yvette has a wicked mind with regards to helping her characters develop, and I have enjoyed every twist she has thrown out. The various gifts are explored in a little more depth, not just for the trio at the forefront of the series, but in some of the others that come along.\\n\\nThe pacing in this installment of the series has a nice ebb and flow to it, offering a chance to absorb the descriptions and to feel the texture of the tale as it unfolds. More of the Diosdz culture is revealed, along with some of the foundations that created the culture in the first place. The main heroine tries to continue to refuse what others say she is, but the growing body of proof wears her down some more, while also giving her a reason to begin embracing the new life she has started. There is a sense of childish wonder and excitement in her as she changes and grows, reaching out to discover \\\"what else\\\" and \\\"what's next\\\".\\n\\nThere is also a slightly darker undertone to this book, which I think may be a foreshadowing of the next installment. And, it definitely adds an interesting layer to the overall texture of the tale.\\n\\nNow comes the hardest part: Waiting on the next book to come out!\",\n \"Product: Raven Williams describes herself as a beautiful mess disguised as a human being. Within this beautiful mess words swirl around until they coalesce into fictional, fantasy stories or poetry for the world to read. When Raven is not writing, she is creating art in the form of fractal designs and abstract paintings. She is also a caregiver for a disabled family member and three cats. She currently resides in the Northwest Florida Panhandle, but the Pacific Northwest is the home of her heart. She hopes to return there one day.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Raven just keeps improving. Fantastic addition to the series.\\n\\nReview: Since I've been covering this series from book 1, I'm sure you don't need to hear me rave about how wonderful Raven Williams is at building up her worlds. This time, she's expanding on what is already built, rather than introducing many new Realms. The one she does, I think she made an intriguing decision - just a rough sketch that leaves it as ethereal as the reason it even exists - she introduces a Realm where dreams are created and sent out.\\n\\nThere's only one new character added to the cast in this installment, though she was semi-introduced in the last book. However, Raven didn't stop working with her entire crew. She continued developing each of them with a deft hand. It was interesting to see how some of the characters changed, while others became even more hide bound in their opinions. Especially on the \\\"good\\\" side. For the \\\"bad\\\" guys, there was so much disorder and chaos, it could get to be a little confusing trying to remember who supported what, or had stood for which before. Definitely helped keep the interest to see if the swirling mess ever resolved into a semblance of order.\\n\\nThere is a lot going on, and if you're reading straight through, it may seem a little over whelming. Even with a short break, I was able to straighten out the timeline, and continue to enjoy the story. There were a couple of places I remember wishing a little more time had been allotted to explore or expand upon, but not many. This installment definitely continues to add to the overall tension in the series, which added another enjoyable layer for me. I'm definitely looking forward to coming back and re-reading once I have a little more time. Something tells me it's going to be even better.\\n\\nA well deserved five out of five stars on this one, and a huge recommendation. If you haven't started reading the series, and enjoy fantasy then I'd highly recommend you start. A fun read from start to finish. (Yes, there's a few more books to come, so there isn't a huge climactic scene, but most of the story line is wrapped up, which makes waiting for the next installment bearable.)\",\n \"Product: When I write, I follow my characters wherever they lead me, on journeys through fantastical places surprisingly similar to times and places in our past. Except there's magic. The Arts Reborn series (Book I: Brush With Darkness) goes to a place that isn't Rome in the time of the Republic. I'd love to connect with you at www.jamiemaltman.com When I'm not writing or reading, I'm at home in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada, spending time with my wife and two young boys, which generally involves playing some kind of board or computer games. Or reading. Or traveling. Otherwise I'm probably reading or watching my Toronto Raptors play basketball. Yes, they're mine. And yes, I stubbornly refused to write this in the 3rd person.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Will proudly display this one on my bookshelf\\n\\nReview: A wonderful tale set in a Romensque world. A tale of self-discovery and self-education. The main character is a young soldier, who has to learn about himself, his abilities, and his world while surviving the political intrigue he accidentally sparked off before he even knew he had more to learn.\\n\\nWith several subplots weaving around and through the main story, I look forward to having the time to return to this one and exploring it in greater depth.\\n\\nIt is a tad bit slow to get moving, but once the action picks up, the pace of the story is well set. The introduction felt slow, mostly because there is a lot of foundation that had to be laid for the rest of the story to grow from - something that I have seen many times with other political warfare stories. When I first started reading, I wondered if the story would ever become really gripping for me, as I do not typically like political stories, yet when the politics came out of hiding, I enjoyed every page turn with the politics shining in their own light.\\n\\nThis is a well written piece, and well worth the read. The characters, plot, and subplots are all wonderfully woven with complexities that make them feel as if they could happen given the chance.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":4,"string":"4"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1391,"string":"1,391"}}},{"rowIdx":1392,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1FJ6YD0TL90GN"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Blair Babylon is the nom de plume of an award-winning, USA Today bestselling author who regularly publishes literary and suspense fiction. Because professional reviews of her other fiction usually included the caveat that there was too much deviant sex and too much twisty-turny plot, she decided to abandon all literary pretensions, let her freak flag fly, and write hot, sexy, erotic romance and wild, suspenseful thrillers, science fiction, and urban fantasy.\". The summary of the review text is \"Great Beginning to a New Series!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is the beginning of another great series from Blair Babylon. And what's better that rock stars and a girl that gets what she wants? Rhiannon is in L.A. trying to make it in the music business. She is living from paycheck to paycheck, living with a group of other artist with no electricity or even a bed to sleep in. When she gets the chance to audition for Killer Valentine, the new up and coming rock band. She takes the chance and gets the job as a back-up singer. It is hard not to love Rhiannon and what she goes through but you will also fall for Jonas, Xan and the other band members. I wonder what will become of the band, will they destroy themselves or will they make it bigger than any other band it recent history? If you love a great rock star story than you should read this one, you will not only get the rock star but an up and coming star that started as a back-up singer. I loved this one and can't wait for the next one, it is Tryp's story.\n**Copy provided by the author in exchange for my honest review**"},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is the beginning of another great series from Blair Babylon. And what's better that rock stars and a girl that gets what she wants? Rhiannon is in L.A. trying to make it in the music business. She is living from paycheck to paycheck, living with a group of other artist with no electricity or even a bed to sleep in. When she gets the chance to audition for Killer Valentine, the new up and coming rock band. She takes the chance and gets the job as a back-up singer. It is hard not to love Rhiannon and what she goes through but you will also fall for Jonas, Xan and the other band members. I wonder what will become of the band, will they destroy themselves or will they make it bigger than any other band it recent history? If you love a great rock star story than you should read this one, you will not only get the rock star but an up and coming star that started as a back-up singer. I loved this one and can't wait for the next one, it is Tryp's story.\n**Copy provided by the author in exchange for my honest review**"},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Jane Harvey-Berrick is a writer of contemporary romance - strictly 18+\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Awesome From His POV!\n\nReview: I fell in love with Sebastian and Caroline from the very beginning and when I saw that this was Sebastian's POV I knew I had to read it and I loved it. This story starts ten years after Sebastian last saw Caro and they meet again. He is full of anger and he wants to hate her but the love he feels out weighs the hate. So what does he do? He tries to learn the truth of why she never contacted him after they were forced apart. Because for him, Caro was and will always be his once in a lifetime love. There will never be another and no one will ever take her place. And Caro feels the same way. This side lets you into the pain and guilt the Sebastian feels and what he goes through that we didn't get from her POV. Can they pick up where things left off ten years ago or will Sebastian push too fast and drive her away? Will the treat of war, separation and possible loss of life be the end of their story? I highly recommend you read The Education of Sebastian and The Education of Caroline as they are in her POV, although you could read this as a standalone. I love Jane Harvey-Berrick and thank her for writing this series and need to read more from her.\n**I reviewed my personal copy of this book of Wicked Reads**","Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her husband of twelve years and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen. You can easily find K Webster on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and Goodreads! Website: www.authorkwebster.com Newsletter: http://eepurl.com/bllgoP\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Must Read This One, Baby!\n\nReview: I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review.\n\nThis is the forth book in the War & Peace series and I think this one may be the hardest one yet to read. It will break your heart and you will even laugh at times. It is hard to read about Brie's pain and what she goes through and how she deals with it. But then K. throws in the drug cartel brothers and Brie realizes she is a pawn in the whole ordeal. She has to decide who she can trust and who is worse that the other. Heath, her adoptive father just wants her, the cartel wants to use her to keep getting their product into the US and Ren just wants to love her.\nThere is so much going on in this story that once you start, you do not want to put it down until the end and find that there is a cliff-hanger. You will be holding your breath, gasping for breath, crying and wanting to reach into your kindle to choke someone. So sit back and enjoy the emotional roller coaster ride that is This Isn't You, Baby. You will not be disappointed.\n**Warning:\nThis Isnt You, Baby is a dark romance. Strong sexual themes, excessive drug use, and violence, which could trigger emotional distress, are found in this story. If you are sensitive to dark themes, then this story is not for YOU.\n**Wicked Reads Review Team**","Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her supportive husband and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen. You can easily find K Webster on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and Goodreads!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Stalked by K. Webster Again and Loved It!\n\nReview: I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review.\n\nViolet has worked as Grayson Maxwell's assistant for six years, and he hasn't noticed her once. All he notices is that his coffee arrives when it is suppose too. And now she is tired of it and all the creeps that work in the office. She can do most of the creeps jobs but she is still stuck as an assistant. So it is time she takes action, time to give her two week notice.\nGray is a focused man, he can tune out everything except what he is working on. Nothing will get in, until a beautiful woman slams a piece of paper on his desk. It is Letty/Violet turning in her notice, she is quitting. So he has 14 days to make her stay.\nHere is where Gray goes stalker creepy and all possessive. Violet has finally caught his attention and he has noticed her and he wants to know more about her and he wants her. Not just for the job but in his life too. When he learns about her past and what she is running from, it really makes him angry. And why wouldn't it, I was angry for what happened to her in the past too. His stalking did creep me out some but it was what he does and he didn't hurt her, so it was all good.\nAnyway it is a great book and yeah if it's anything from K. Webster I'm going to read it anyway. So I hope you pick it up and enjoy it too.\n***WARNING***\nNotice is a dark and unusual romance. Extreme sexual themes and violence in certain scenes, which could trigger emotional distress, are found in this story. If you are sensitive to dark themes, then this story is not for you. If you aren't into super obsessive stalkers, then this story is not for you.\n**Wicked Reads Review Team**","Product: Annie Winters is the romantic suspense pen name for USA Today bestselling author Deanna Roy / JJ Knight. She also writes contemporary romance and new adult. This is her first book with thriller and science fiction writer Tony West, who enjoys space operas, near future, and alternative history fiction.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect Addition to a Great Series!\n\nReview: Another great addition to this series. Mia and Jax are still running and trying to stay alive and find out the truth. Jax can't believe that Klaus has turned against him but with Jovanna in the picture, Klaus is following her. But how high up the vigilante ladder does it go? Mia and Jax are getting closer and the sex between them is getting steamier by the chapter. Now that they know where to find Jovanna, can they make it to the Washington office before they get caught? And just what does it mean that Mia is a Special? Annie has left us hanging with this cliffhanger. Can't wait for book 4 to see what happens and if Jax and Mia can be together?\n**Copy provided by the author in exchange for my honest review**","Product: K.M. Scott writes contemporary romance stories of sexy, intense, and unforgettable love. A New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, she's been in love with romance since reading her first romance novel in junior high (she was a very curious girl!). She lives in Pennsylvania with her teenage son and a herd of animals and when she's not writing can be found reading or feeding her TV addiction. Be sure to visit K.M.'s Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/kmscottauthor for all the latest on her books, along with giveaways and other goodies! And to hear all the news on K.M. Scott books first, sign up for her newsletter today and be sure to visit her website at http://www.kmscottbooks.com Other books by K.M. Scott: Crash Into Me (Heart of Stone #1) Fall Into Me (Heart of Stone #2) Give In To Me (Heart of Stone #3) The Heart of Stone Trilogy Box Set Ever After (A Heart of Stone Novella) A Heart of Stone Christmas Temptation (Club X #1) Surrender (Club X #2) Possession (Club X #3) Satisfaction (Club X #4) COMING SOON! Silk (Volume One) Silk (Volume Two) Silk (Volume Three) Silk (Volume Four) Love sexy paranormal romance? K.M. writes under the name Gabrielle Bisset too! Visit Gabrielle's Facebook page and her website at http://www.gabriellebisset.com/ to find out about her books. Books by Gabrielle Bisset: Vampire Dreams Revamped (A Sons of Navarus Prequel) Blood Avenged (Sons of Navarus #1) Blood Betrayed (Sons of Navarus #2) Longing (A Sons of Navarus Short Story) Blood Spirit (Sons of Navarus #3) The Deepest Cut (A Sons of Navarus Short Story) Blood Prophecy (Sons of Navarus #4) Blood & Dreams Sons of Navarus Box Set Loves Master Masquerade The Victorian Erotic Romance Trilogy\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Awesome Beginning to Another Great Series!\n\nReview: Can you trade one addiction for another? Ian Anwell is an author that is a recovering heroine addict and uses alcohol not to chase away the urge for more heroine. When he watches a movie with Kristina Richards in it, he has to watch all her movies. He is obsessed with her and he has to meet her as soon as possible. When they meet, the attraction is there and it is strong. Kristina is the type of person that falls too fast. Can she spend time with Ian and not lose her heart or get it broken? Can Ian move from his addiction and not scare Kristina off? Will Kristina be able to handle Ian when his latest story hits too close to home? This is a great story and had me on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens next and then the end before I was ready. I can't wait for book 2. I have to know what happens.\n**Copy provided by the author in exchange for my honest review**","Product: Victoria Klahr (pronounced like Claire) lives in Elizabeth City, North Carolina with her husband and daughter, Stephen and Alexis. She loves her chug (Pug/Chihuahua), Bandit, and three year old to pieces. She loves to stay home and take care of them, even if they do drive her insane at times. She is a huge and proud book nerd who looks at her bookshelf in admiration daily. She has her Associates degree in Business Administration, but her passion has always been the stories that talk to her in her head. One day she decided to take a chance and let the voices write her story. She has never felt more certain or comfortable about who she is than when she writes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Keep Promises to Yourself to Survive\n\nReview: I received a copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review. There is so much pain and anger in this story, it will make your heart hurt. Josie has been through hell, but her life seems to be getting better with her best friend Seth. She transfers to college from junior college and is roommates with Brooke and they become very close. While Seth and Brooke are there for her, she meets Blake and begins to have feelings she never thought she would feel for any man. While her and Blake get closer, Seth hates it. Seth is the only one at school that knows her secret and he wants to protect her from any more pain. There is so much going on and you think you know where the author is going with the story but let tell you, don't even try to guess, you will get it wrong. I thought I had it figured out and I did on one part but the others threw me for a loop. And the ending will tear you apart. The story does go from past to present throughout but you can follow because it will fill in any questions you might have. There is so much loss that Josie goes through and you wonder what else is going to happen to her. I am about to start That's a Lie (book 2) and see where Victoria Klahr will take this story. This is a great debut story and I loved it.\n\n**Wicked reads Review Team**","Product: A native Oklahoman, Rhenna Morgan is a certified romance junkie. Whether it’s contemporary, paranormal, or fantasy you’re after, Rhenna’s stories pack romantic escape full of new, exciting worlds, and strong, intuitive men who fight to keep the women they want. For advance release news and exclusive content, sign up for her newsletter at http://RhennaMorgan.com. You'll also find all of her social links there, along with her smoking hot inspiration boards.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Another Haven Man.... Swoon!!!\n\nReview: I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review.\nAnother man of the Haven Brotherhood falls in love and claims his woman. But this woman is not a girlie girl. She is a tough independent woman who can take of herself.\nGia Sinclair is a security specialist and protecting people is her business, so she the skills and mindset to take care of business the way some men don't. She has lusted after Beckett for as long as she has known him but no one knows. He has a different woman on his arm each time you see him. She doesn't want to part of the revolving door to his bedroom. So she keeps her feelings to herself.\nBeckett Tate is a man that goes after what he wants. He has wanted Gia for three long years. Since they first worked together. But he knew she didn't mix business with pleasure but that was about to change. He was going to show her what they could be together and what her being part of his family would be like.\nWith the way Gia grew up, it is hard for her to trust and give up control in her personal and professional life. But with someone out to destroy her or her career, she has to accept defeat or give up her career or can she accept Beckett's help?\nWill Gia hand over control so Beckett and his brothers can help her? Will the Beckett's family be there for her in all ways that count? Can she let go and tell Beckett how she really feels? Will Beckett tell her how he has felt for years? Will they find out who is out to destroy her before it's too late?\nI have loved everything about this series and each one gets better and better. I thought the last book with Knox was my favorite but I think Beckett just nudged his way ahead. I want to find myself one of these Men of Haven and join this family, they are the best. And you can't forget the love and laughter that is in every story. If you are looking for a fantastic series filled with all the feels and suspense to keep you on the edge of your seat, then this series is for you. I hope you love it as much as I do. And I can't wait for Axel's story, it just might be the best one of all.\n**Wicked Reads Review Team**"],"string":"[\n \"Product: Jane Harvey-Berrick is a writer of contemporary romance - strictly 18+\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Awesome From His POV!\\n\\nReview: I fell in love with Sebastian and Caroline from the very beginning and when I saw that this was Sebastian's POV I knew I had to read it and I loved it. This story starts ten years after Sebastian last saw Caro and they meet again. He is full of anger and he wants to hate her but the love he feels out weighs the hate. So what does he do? He tries to learn the truth of why she never contacted him after they were forced apart. Because for him, Caro was and will always be his once in a lifetime love. There will never be another and no one will ever take her place. And Caro feels the same way. This side lets you into the pain and guilt the Sebastian feels and what he goes through that we didn't get from her POV. Can they pick up where things left off ten years ago or will Sebastian push too fast and drive her away? Will the treat of war, separation and possible loss of life be the end of their story? I highly recommend you read The Education of Sebastian and The Education of Caroline as they are in her POV, although you could read this as a standalone. I love Jane Harvey-Berrick and thank her for writing this series and need to read more from her.\\n**I reviewed my personal copy of this book of Wicked Reads**\",\n \"Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her husband of twelve years and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen. You can easily find K Webster on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and Goodreads! Website: www.authorkwebster.com Newsletter: http://eepurl.com/bllgoP\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Must Read This One, Baby!\\n\\nReview: I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review.\\n\\nThis is the forth book in the War & Peace series and I think this one may be the hardest one yet to read. It will break your heart and you will even laugh at times. It is hard to read about Brie's pain and what she goes through and how she deals with it. But then K. throws in the drug cartel brothers and Brie realizes she is a pawn in the whole ordeal. She has to decide who she can trust and who is worse that the other. Heath, her adoptive father just wants her, the cartel wants to use her to keep getting their product into the US and Ren just wants to love her.\\nThere is so much going on in this story that once you start, you do not want to put it down until the end and find that there is a cliff-hanger. You will be holding your breath, gasping for breath, crying and wanting to reach into your kindle to choke someone. So sit back and enjoy the emotional roller coaster ride that is This Isn't You, Baby. You will not be disappointed.\\n**Warning:\\nThis Isnt You, Baby is a dark romance. Strong sexual themes, excessive drug use, and violence, which could trigger emotional distress, are found in this story. If you are sensitive to dark themes, then this story is not for YOU.\\n**Wicked Reads Review Team**\",\n \"Product: K Webster is the author of dozens of romance books in many different genres including contemporary romance, historical romance, paranormal romance, and erotic romance. When not spending time with her supportive husband and two adorable children, she's active on social media connecting with her readers. Her other passions besides writing include reading and graphic design. K can always be found in front of her computer chasing her next idea and taking action. She looks forward to the day when she will see one of her titles on the big screen. You can easily find K Webster on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and Goodreads!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Stalked by K. Webster Again and Loved It!\\n\\nReview: I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review.\\n\\nViolet has worked as Grayson Maxwell's assistant for six years, and he hasn't noticed her once. All he notices is that his coffee arrives when it is suppose too. And now she is tired of it and all the creeps that work in the office. She can do most of the creeps jobs but she is still stuck as an assistant. So it is time she takes action, time to give her two week notice.\\nGray is a focused man, he can tune out everything except what he is working on. Nothing will get in, until a beautiful woman slams a piece of paper on his desk. It is Letty/Violet turning in her notice, she is quitting. So he has 14 days to make her stay.\\nHere is where Gray goes stalker creepy and all possessive. Violet has finally caught his attention and he has noticed her and he wants to know more about her and he wants her. Not just for the job but in his life too. When he learns about her past and what she is running from, it really makes him angry. And why wouldn't it, I was angry for what happened to her in the past too. His stalking did creep me out some but it was what he does and he didn't hurt her, so it was all good.\\nAnyway it is a great book and yeah if it's anything from K. Webster I'm going to read it anyway. So I hope you pick it up and enjoy it too.\\n***WARNING***\\nNotice is a dark and unusual romance. Extreme sexual themes and violence in certain scenes, which could trigger emotional distress, are found in this story. If you are sensitive to dark themes, then this story is not for you. If you aren't into super obsessive stalkers, then this story is not for you.\\n**Wicked Reads Review Team**\",\n \"Product: Annie Winters is the romantic suspense pen name for USA Today bestselling author Deanna Roy / JJ Knight. She also writes contemporary romance and new adult. This is her first book with thriller and science fiction writer Tony West, who enjoys space operas, near future, and alternative history fiction.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect Addition to a Great Series!\\n\\nReview: Another great addition to this series. Mia and Jax are still running and trying to stay alive and find out the truth. Jax can't believe that Klaus has turned against him but with Jovanna in the picture, Klaus is following her. But how high up the vigilante ladder does it go? Mia and Jax are getting closer and the sex between them is getting steamier by the chapter. Now that they know where to find Jovanna, can they make it to the Washington office before they get caught? And just what does it mean that Mia is a Special? Annie has left us hanging with this cliffhanger. Can't wait for book 4 to see what happens and if Jax and Mia can be together?\\n**Copy provided by the author in exchange for my honest review**\",\n \"Product: K.M. Scott writes contemporary romance stories of sexy, intense, and unforgettable love. A New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, she's been in love with romance since reading her first romance novel in junior high (she was a very curious girl!). She lives in Pennsylvania with her teenage son and a herd of animals and when she's not writing can be found reading or feeding her TV addiction. Be sure to visit K.M.'s Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/kmscottauthor for all the latest on her books, along with giveaways and other goodies! And to hear all the news on K.M. Scott books first, sign up for her newsletter today and be sure to visit her website at http://www.kmscottbooks.com Other books by K.M. Scott: Crash Into Me (Heart of Stone #1) Fall Into Me (Heart of Stone #2) Give In To Me (Heart of Stone #3) The Heart of Stone Trilogy Box Set Ever After (A Heart of Stone Novella) A Heart of Stone Christmas Temptation (Club X #1) Surrender (Club X #2) Possession (Club X #3) Satisfaction (Club X #4) COMING SOON! Silk (Volume One) Silk (Volume Two) Silk (Volume Three) Silk (Volume Four) Love sexy paranormal romance? K.M. writes under the name Gabrielle Bisset too! Visit Gabrielle's Facebook page and her website at http://www.gabriellebisset.com/ to find out about her books. Books by Gabrielle Bisset: Vampire Dreams Revamped (A Sons of Navarus Prequel) Blood Avenged (Sons of Navarus #1) Blood Betrayed (Sons of Navarus #2) Longing (A Sons of Navarus Short Story) Blood Spirit (Sons of Navarus #3) The Deepest Cut (A Sons of Navarus Short Story) Blood Prophecy (Sons of Navarus #4) Blood & Dreams Sons of Navarus Box Set Loves Master Masquerade The Victorian Erotic Romance Trilogy\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Awesome Beginning to Another Great Series!\\n\\nReview: Can you trade one addiction for another? Ian Anwell is an author that is a recovering heroine addict and uses alcohol not to chase away the urge for more heroine. When he watches a movie with Kristina Richards in it, he has to watch all her movies. He is obsessed with her and he has to meet her as soon as possible. When they meet, the attraction is there and it is strong. Kristina is the type of person that falls too fast. Can she spend time with Ian and not lose her heart or get it broken? Can Ian move from his addiction and not scare Kristina off? Will Kristina be able to handle Ian when his latest story hits too close to home? This is a great story and had me on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens next and then the end before I was ready. I can't wait for book 2. I have to know what happens.\\n**Copy provided by the author in exchange for my honest review**\",\n \"Product: Victoria Klahr (pronounced like Claire) lives in Elizabeth City, North Carolina with her husband and daughter, Stephen and Alexis. She loves her chug (Pug/Chihuahua), Bandit, and three year old to pieces. She loves to stay home and take care of them, even if they do drive her insane at times. She is a huge and proud book nerd who looks at her bookshelf in admiration daily. She has her Associates degree in Business Administration, but her passion has always been the stories that talk to her in her head. One day she decided to take a chance and let the voices write her story. She has never felt more certain or comfortable about who she is than when she writes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Keep Promises to Yourself to Survive\\n\\nReview: I received a copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review. There is so much pain and anger in this story, it will make your heart hurt. Josie has been through hell, but her life seems to be getting better with her best friend Seth. She transfers to college from junior college and is roommates with Brooke and they become very close. While Seth and Brooke are there for her, she meets Blake and begins to have feelings she never thought she would feel for any man. While her and Blake get closer, Seth hates it. Seth is the only one at school that knows her secret and he wants to protect her from any more pain. There is so much going on and you think you know where the author is going with the story but let tell you, don't even try to guess, you will get it wrong. I thought I had it figured out and I did on one part but the others threw me for a loop. And the ending will tear you apart. The story does go from past to present throughout but you can follow because it will fill in any questions you might have. There is so much loss that Josie goes through and you wonder what else is going to happen to her. I am about to start That's a Lie (book 2) and see where Victoria Klahr will take this story. This is a great debut story and I loved it.\\n\\n**Wicked reads Review Team**\",\n \"Product: A native Oklahoman, Rhenna Morgan is a certified romance junkie. Whether it’s contemporary, paranormal, or fantasy you’re after, Rhenna’s stories pack romantic escape full of new, exciting worlds, and strong, intuitive men who fight to keep the women they want. For advance release news and exclusive content, sign up for her newsletter at http://RhennaMorgan.com. You'll also find all of her social links there, along with her smoking hot inspiration boards.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Another Haven Man.... Swoon!!!\\n\\nReview: I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads, so here is my review.\\nAnother man of the Haven Brotherhood falls in love and claims his woman. But this woman is not a girlie girl. She is a tough independent woman who can take of herself.\\nGia Sinclair is a security specialist and protecting people is her business, so she the skills and mindset to take care of business the way some men don't. She has lusted after Beckett for as long as she has known him but no one knows. He has a different woman on his arm each time you see him. She doesn't want to part of the revolving door to his bedroom. So she keeps her feelings to herself.\\nBeckett Tate is a man that goes after what he wants. He has wanted Gia for three long years. Since they first worked together. But he knew she didn't mix business with pleasure but that was about to change. He was going to show her what they could be together and what her being part of his family would be like.\\nWith the way Gia grew up, it is hard for her to trust and give up control in her personal and professional life. But with someone out to destroy her or her career, she has to accept defeat or give up her career or can she accept Beckett's help?\\nWill Gia hand over control so Beckett and his brothers can help her? Will the Beckett's family be there for her in all ways that count? Can she let go and tell Beckett how she really feels? Will Beckett tell her how he has felt for years? Will they find out who is out to destroy her before it's too late?\\nI have loved everything about this series and each one gets better and better. I thought the last book with Knox was my favorite but I think Beckett just nudged his way ahead. I want to find myself one of these Men of Haven and join this family, they are the best. And you can't forget the love and laughter that is in every story. If you are looking for a fantastic series filled with all the feels and suspense to keep you on the edge of your seat, then this series is for you. I hope you love it as much as I do. And I can't wait for Axel's story, it just might be the best one of all.\\n**Wicked Reads Review Team**\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":7,"string":"7"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1392,"string":"1,392"}}},{"rowIdx":1393,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"ATVKLGKBKCBDC"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Find the tools for virtually any cooking task in this 12%2Dpiece set%2E Featuring durable and professional tri%2Dply construction%2C these stainless steel pots and pans have tapered rims to eliminate drips and spills while pouring%2E From Cuisinart%2E\". The summary of the review text is \"Beautiful Stainless Steel Set for A Good Price\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"My non-stick Emeril cookware kept breaking down after four or five years of use. Even though the company was good about replacing the damaged pieces, I no longer felt good about cooking food for my family in them. So I made the decision to return to stainless steel cookware. After reading hundreds of reviews, I chose this set and am glad I did. It is well made, good weight, cleans up easily (if you follow the instructions that come with it), looks great, and the price was good. It did take a little study and practice to relearn how to cook in stainless again, but with the help of a few on-line videos, I was cooking like a pro with them once again. I expect to have this cookset for many, many years. It was a good purchase. UPDATE: Three years later and this set is holding up very well."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"My non-stick Emeril cookware kept breaking down after four or five years of use. Even though the company was good about replacing the damaged pieces, I no longer felt good about cooking food for my family in them. So I made the decision to return to stainless steel cookware. After reading hundreds of reviews, I chose this set and am glad I did. It is well made, good weight, cleans up easily (if you follow the instructions that come with it), looks great, and the price was good. It did take a little study and practice to relearn how to cook in stainless again, but with the help of a few on-line videos, I was cooking like a pro with them once again. I expect to have this cookset for many, many years. It was a good purchase. UPDATE: Three years later and this set is holding up very well."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Great for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! This family-sized skillet measures 11-inches by 11-inches and fries, grills, stews, bakes, and makes casseroles. Even accommodates large roasts! The tough EverNu cover won't dent, warp, bend, or peel. Features a heavy cast aluminum base that is virtually warp-proof. DiamondCoat deluxe finish, inside and out, provides stick-free cooking and easy cleaning. Control Master heat control maintains accurate cooking temperature automatically. Fully immersible and dishwasher safe with the heat control removed. 120 volts AC, 1000 watts.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Thank goodness for the old fashioned electric skillet\n\nReview: I have been so disappointed with the last three electric skillets I have purchased. Their no stick interiors broke down quickly and the digital temperature controller settings were always too hot or not hot enough. The glass lids were heavy and let so much moisture escape that I had to watch carefully to make sure the liquids didn't all cook away. So, I went in search of an old fashioned electric skillet and found this one and I couldn't be happier. The lid fits tightly, so I don't worry about all the liquid cooking off. But best of all, it has a temperature dial so I can set the temperature exactly where I want it. So far, the interior coating is holding up fine, but I will need to give it another nine months or so to be sure.","Product: Replacement sponge filter cartridge for the Elite sponge filter. Fits the Elite sponge filter. This Product is manufactured in china.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Maybe I expect too much\n\nReview: I really like my Norpro kitchen scraps holder (it's not really a composter). It is well built and attractive on my kitchen counter. The filters that originally came with it became ineffective. We washed them, hoping they would work better, but that didn't help. So I threw them out and ordered several sets of these replacement filters. While waiting for them to be delivered, I continued to use the lidded bucket without the filters. It actually worked quite well. Then the filters arrived and I installed them. I quickly found that if I have something really smelly in the unit, such as onions and broccoli, after a day or two it doesn't much matter whether the filters are there or not. And the filters actually retain some of that smell after I empty and clean the unit. I will continue to use these filters until they are worn, but I might not buy new ones. I think this unit is effective because it has aeration. Before I was just using a big plastic tub with a lid and things quickly went anaerobic, which really stinks. With the holes in the lid on this unit, that doesn't happen.","Product: The Euro Cuisine YMX650 Digital Automatic Yogurt Maker, make homemade yogurt and does all the work for you! Simply pour your prepared yogurt mixture into the jars, set the digital countdown timer, and wake up the next morning to delicious yogurt. Yogurt makers let you control the sweetness, flavor, consistency, and fat content of your yogurt, so you can feel in charge of what you're eating. The seven 6oz Glass jars are great for making different flavors, and their lids feature a dial that lets you set the date.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This is a great little yogurt maker!\n\nReview: I am very pleased with this yogurt maker. I have owned several over the years (been making yogurt since the 1970s) and this is the best one yet. At first I followed the directions that came with the yogurt maker, but after a few batches, I went back to making yogurt the way I always do: Measure out 42 ounces of milk (I use 2%) in a large plastic measuring cup type pitcher. Pour the milk into a stainless steel saucepan and bring to 180 degrees SLOWLY (set on medium-low). When the milk is warm, whisk in 1/2 cup of non-fat dry milk powder (make sure it is fresh-bright white not yellow). While the milk is heating, put two to three tablespoons of yogurt from the previous batch (or from your favorite commercial yogurt) in the plastic pitcher and set it on the stove near the saucepan so the yogurt will warm up. When the milk reaches 180 degrees, set the saucepan in the kitchen sink which has several inches of cold water in it. When the milk has cooled to 110 degrees, pour about a cup of the warm milk into the yogurt and whisk it. Then pour in the rest of the milk and whisk it well. Then pour the milk-yogurt mixture into the yogurt jars which are already in the yogurt maker. Set the timer for eight hours. When finished, put a piece of masking tape with \"starter\" written on it so the family doesn't eat them all, and put them in the refrigerator. Because I purchased an extra set of jars, I make yogurt about every three to four days and always have a good supply on hand.","Product: A handy tool for the avid cupcake baker. Sweet Creations Cupcake Bake-Take-Serve takes sharing cupcakes to a whole new level. The combination cupcake baking pan, carrier and display stand is a great way to safely transport your cupcake creations to picnics, parties and other events. It comes with a premium .5mm gauge non-stick coated muffin pan that holds up to 12 cupcakes. It features a locking lid and easy-trip handle for safe and secure transport. The 3-tier display stand is stored under the handle and easily accessed, assembled and stored again for later use. The cupcake baking pan is oven safe to 410 degrees F and is dishwasher safe. 12 Cupcake pan measures 15.25x11x1.25-in. Display stand stands 9-Inch tall and holds 14 regular size cupcakes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best pie carriers I have owned.\n\nReview: I purchased two of these pie carriers and use them all the time for pies, cupcakes, quiches, cookies, and vegetable trays. They are well made and have a closeable vent on the top (in case your pie or quiche is still warm when you put it in the carrier). I saw a complaint in one of the reviews that the locking mechanisms aren't secure, but that is not the case. First you line-up the lid with the notches on the base, turn to lock, and then secure the visible clips on the outside. So it actually has two locking mechanisms. They carriers are kind-of stackable in the refrigerator. The tops of the carriers are rounded, but they are flat in the center where the handles are in the indentation. So you can stack two, but they just aren't super stable. I am very pleased with this purchase.","Product: The Germination Station is the perfect indoor start to your garden! The Jump Start Germination Station is an ideal way for the space-challenged gardener to start seeds indoors all year round. In this kit, the Germination Station comes complete with a 72-cell seedling insert, watertight base tray, 2\" vented dome, and a 17W heat mat. The vented dome helps to maintain just the right amount of humidity to ensure germination success and bigger, healthier seed starts. The compact size of the station allows anyone with a spare corner to start a garden. Add your own choice of growing media and plugs to get growing. UL-listed waterproof heat mat, 17 Watts, 120 Volt, includes instructions with growing tips.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The heat mat is worth the price!\n\nReview: I bought this as a gift for an avid gardener and she loves it! As has been pointed out by many of the other reviewers, the base tray and the clear plastic lid are not heavy duty plastic. The cell tray insert is the common light-weight, disposable, one-use type you see in garden centers. So the plastic parts have to be treated with care. If your cat, for example, decides to sit on top of the unit, it will probably crack and break. But, the heat mat is good and worth the price alone. It can be used with your own trays and a lid is not absolutely necessary and may actually hold in too much moisture once the seeds have germinated."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Great for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! This family-sized skillet measures 11-inches by 11-inches and fries, grills, stews, bakes, and makes casseroles. Even accommodates large roasts! The tough EverNu cover won't dent, warp, bend, or peel. Features a heavy cast aluminum base that is virtually warp-proof. DiamondCoat deluxe finish, inside and out, provides stick-free cooking and easy cleaning. Control Master heat control maintains accurate cooking temperature automatically. Fully immersible and dishwasher safe with the heat control removed. 120 volts AC, 1000 watts.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Thank goodness for the old fashioned electric skillet\\n\\nReview: I have been so disappointed with the last three electric skillets I have purchased. Their no stick interiors broke down quickly and the digital temperature controller settings were always too hot or not hot enough. The glass lids were heavy and let so much moisture escape that I had to watch carefully to make sure the liquids didn't all cook away. So, I went in search of an old fashioned electric skillet and found this one and I couldn't be happier. The lid fits tightly, so I don't worry about all the liquid cooking off. But best of all, it has a temperature dial so I can set the temperature exactly where I want it. So far, the interior coating is holding up fine, but I will need to give it another nine months or so to be sure.\",\n \"Product: Replacement sponge filter cartridge for the Elite sponge filter. Fits the Elite sponge filter. This Product is manufactured in china.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Maybe I expect too much\\n\\nReview: I really like my Norpro kitchen scraps holder (it's not really a composter). It is well built and attractive on my kitchen counter. The filters that originally came with it became ineffective. We washed them, hoping they would work better, but that didn't help. So I threw them out and ordered several sets of these replacement filters. While waiting for them to be delivered, I continued to use the lidded bucket without the filters. It actually worked quite well. Then the filters arrived and I installed them. I quickly found that if I have something really smelly in the unit, such as onions and broccoli, after a day or two it doesn't much matter whether the filters are there or not. And the filters actually retain some of that smell after I empty and clean the unit. I will continue to use these filters until they are worn, but I might not buy new ones. I think this unit is effective because it has aeration. Before I was just using a big plastic tub with a lid and things quickly went anaerobic, which really stinks. With the holes in the lid on this unit, that doesn't happen.\",\n \"Product: The Euro Cuisine YMX650 Digital Automatic Yogurt Maker, make homemade yogurt and does all the work for you! Simply pour your prepared yogurt mixture into the jars, set the digital countdown timer, and wake up the next morning to delicious yogurt. Yogurt makers let you control the sweetness, flavor, consistency, and fat content of your yogurt, so you can feel in charge of what you're eating. The seven 6oz Glass jars are great for making different flavors, and their lids feature a dial that lets you set the date.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: This is a great little yogurt maker!\\n\\nReview: I am very pleased with this yogurt maker. I have owned several over the years (been making yogurt since the 1970s) and this is the best one yet. At first I followed the directions that came with the yogurt maker, but after a few batches, I went back to making yogurt the way I always do: Measure out 42 ounces of milk (I use 2%) in a large plastic measuring cup type pitcher. Pour the milk into a stainless steel saucepan and bring to 180 degrees SLOWLY (set on medium-low). When the milk is warm, whisk in 1/2 cup of non-fat dry milk powder (make sure it is fresh-bright white not yellow). While the milk is heating, put two to three tablespoons of yogurt from the previous batch (or from your favorite commercial yogurt) in the plastic pitcher and set it on the stove near the saucepan so the yogurt will warm up. When the milk reaches 180 degrees, set the saucepan in the kitchen sink which has several inches of cold water in it. When the milk has cooled to 110 degrees, pour about a cup of the warm milk into the yogurt and whisk it. Then pour in the rest of the milk and whisk it well. Then pour the milk-yogurt mixture into the yogurt jars which are already in the yogurt maker. Set the timer for eight hours. When finished, put a piece of masking tape with \\\"starter\\\" written on it so the family doesn't eat them all, and put them in the refrigerator. Because I purchased an extra set of jars, I make yogurt about every three to four days and always have a good supply on hand.\",\n \"Product: A handy tool for the avid cupcake baker. Sweet Creations Cupcake Bake-Take-Serve takes sharing cupcakes to a whole new level. The combination cupcake baking pan, carrier and display stand is a great way to safely transport your cupcake creations to picnics, parties and other events. It comes with a premium .5mm gauge non-stick coated muffin pan that holds up to 12 cupcakes. It features a locking lid and easy-trip handle for safe and secure transport. The 3-tier display stand is stored under the handle and easily accessed, assembled and stored again for later use. The cupcake baking pan is oven safe to 410 degrees F and is dishwasher safe. 12 Cupcake pan measures 15.25x11x1.25-in. Display stand stands 9-Inch tall and holds 14 regular size cupcakes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best pie carriers I have owned.\\n\\nReview: I purchased two of these pie carriers and use them all the time for pies, cupcakes, quiches, cookies, and vegetable trays. They are well made and have a closeable vent on the top (in case your pie or quiche is still warm when you put it in the carrier). I saw a complaint in one of the reviews that the locking mechanisms aren't secure, but that is not the case. First you line-up the lid with the notches on the base, turn to lock, and then secure the visible clips on the outside. So it actually has two locking mechanisms. They carriers are kind-of stackable in the refrigerator. The tops of the carriers are rounded, but they are flat in the center where the handles are in the indentation. So you can stack two, but they just aren't super stable. I am very pleased with this purchase.\",\n \"Product: The Germination Station is the perfect indoor start to your garden! The Jump Start Germination Station is an ideal way for the space-challenged gardener to start seeds indoors all year round. In this kit, the Germination Station comes complete with a 72-cell seedling insert, watertight base tray, 2\\\" vented dome, and a 17W heat mat. The vented dome helps to maintain just the right amount of humidity to ensure germination success and bigger, healthier seed starts. The compact size of the station allows anyone with a spare corner to start a garden. Add your own choice of growing media and plugs to get growing. UL-listed waterproof heat mat, 17 Watts, 120 Volt, includes instructions with growing tips.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The heat mat is worth the price!\\n\\nReview: I bought this as a gift for an avid gardener and she loves it! As has been pointed out by many of the other reviewers, the base tray and the clear plastic lid are not heavy duty plastic. The cell tray insert is the common light-weight, disposable, one-use type you see in garden centers. So the plastic parts have to be treated with care. If your cat, for example, decides to sit on top of the unit, it will probably crack and break. But, the heat mat is good and worth the price alone. It can be used with your own trays and a lid is not absolutely necessary and may actually hold in too much moisture once the seeds have germinated.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":5,"string":"5"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1393,"string":"1,393"}}},{"rowIdx":1394,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"AC9B7AFGCYDNK"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"When an atheist Philosophy professor (Kevin Sorbo) plans to forego \"dusty arguments\" in his class, he insists the new students declare that \"God is dead.\" Unable to do this, Josh (Shane Harper) is challenged to defend his faith and prove to the class that God's Not Dead. Against all odds, Josh stands up for his faith and takes on the challenge.\". The summary of the review text is \"WOW! You have to see this film.\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"A powerful film for non believers and believers alike. A must see! Even better in Blu-ray. It's fairly deep at times and many people will need to see it several times to truly understand many of the points made. Occasionally on the intellectual side but it needed to be done that way in order for the film to work. Doesn't matter because its so good you will want to watch it several times. It's defiantly and emotional roller coaster as well as riveting to the point you cant wait to see what's next. At times its sad and tragic and in the end it winds up positive and will leave you feeling great! You won't loose interest that's for sure. It's informative as well as entertaining and it may even change your life! Your going to love this film I cant imagine anyone, believers or nonbelievers, not loving this movie. Most films fit a certain category. However; this is film for everyone too see and enjoy."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"A powerful film for non believers and believers alike. A must see! Even better in Blu-ray. It's fairly deep at times and many people will need to see it several times to truly understand many of the points made. Occasionally on the intellectual side but it needed to be done that way in order for the film to work. Doesn't matter because its so good you will want to watch it several times. It's defiantly and emotional roller coaster as well as riveting to the point you cant wait to see what's next. At times its sad and tragic and in the end it winds up positive and will leave you feeling great! You won't loose interest that's for sure. It's informative as well as entertaining and it may even change your life! Your going to love this film I cant imagine anyone, believers or nonbelievers, not loving this movie. Most films fit a certain category. However; this is film for everyone too see and enjoy."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: For decades, SKB has been the most innovative manufacturer of top-quality cases and accessories. Famous for their unwavering attention to quality and detail, purchasing an SKB case is sure to provide the most service life of any case on the market. So much so...that SKB offers their Limited Lifetime Warranty on their cases. Buy SKB...buy with confidence. 3i Series injection molded waterproof cases are constructed of ultra high-strength polypropylene copolymer resin and feature a gasketed, waterproof and airtight, submersible design (IP67) that is resistant to corrosion and impact damage. Its continuous molded-in hinge, patented \"trigger release\" latch system with TSA recognized and accepted locks, four reinforced locking loops for customer supplied locks, comfortable, snap-down rubber over-molded cushion grip handles, secure stacking, and automatic ambient pressure equalization valve (MIL-STD-648C) all contribute to its military grade design.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: AWSOME but read first befor you buy.\n\nReview: The case is Awesome. From the built in handles and wheels to the built in TSA locks, latches and seal. Not to mention the pressure relief valve and extra l places for other locks. It's dust and water resistant and no case offers better protection than this one, I love it. Way better than a typical flight case except this one is supposed to be one size fits most. Good luck with that. It fits nothing except the guitar pictured. In fact, I cant find a single guitar that will fit except a tiny child's sized guitar. Yes buy this case but take your guitar to a store that sells them first and make sure it fits. It won't but try it anyway. My solution? Cut the bad boy up. I now chopping on a brand new case killed me but it's either that or buy a custom fitted typical road case at twice the cost of this case and offering less protection. Not. So with my talented wives help, we got to chopping, cutting measuring and slicing. Yes I cut first then measured that's what guys do and that's why I needed my wife's help. Finally got it to fit and close without to much stress on my baby. A limited edition black/gold Gretsch pro jet with a Bigsby arm. Since no one makes a proper case for my Gretsch and odd shaped Guild guitars I'm forced to get creative. It's either that or take my chances with a cheap case. Again, not. After you measure, see I learned, then cut the cloth and get to slicing and shaving down the Styrofoam inside. You can do it, probably, then recover it. You got to find soft durable and stretchable material and a can of good spray glue. Maybe you can get some original cloth from SKB I haven't tried but I will on the next case I do which will be another of these cases. I may get some block foam and just remove the stock inside and replace it with foam then cut the shape out. that was my second option but a lot more expensive. I may still have to try that. this is not an easy fix. You need some skills to do a good job but when your done you will love it. SKB needs to redesign the inners of this case. Seriously it fits no guitars except the one in the product pic. A few modifications at the factory and I'm telling this case will fit nearly everything. If I can do it they can do it easier than I can. SKB does offer specific cases molded for Telecaster, SG, Les Paul and a Strat. So if you play one of those your good to go just order the correct case not this generic one. If you decide to do what I had no choice but to do, think first ,take your time, don't do a hack job and it will still protect and look good. Most importantly it will fit. Course I probably just voided the warranty something to consider before you get the razor blade out. You won't need the warranty this thing is serious quality and built like a tank. Lastly, yes its heavy you want protection or not?","Product: DampRid FG69LV Odor Genie, Lavender Vanilla\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: 60 days? I found one used months ago and it still smells great!\n\nReview: Amazing product, I found one left in a truck. I started using it myself and it's been smelling great for months now. I can't remember exactly how long it's been working and since I am not sure, lets just say, way more than 60 days. My search for car and bath freshener is over. I've tried them all and they all last a day, a week at the most. Total rip offs. You get what you pay for and a whole lot more with Odor Genie.\n\nRevision: Not sure whats going on here. However; I bought 3 more of this product opened and placed one in my bathroom and nada, zip, nothing, no smell at all. Your guess is as good as mine. I will place it in a car and see what it does. I stand by my original review based on the first one that was used, yup that one still smells great! The only way you can smell a thing from this new one is to bury your nose in it. Quality control issue? Who knows I have 2 more different sents on the way before I change my star rating, lets see if they work.","Product: The Stanley Classic Half Quart Bottle is the ultimate in durability. Double wall stainless steel unbreakable vacuum insulation will keep coffee hot all day long, day after day. The Classic Half Quart Bottle has a double wall stainless steel cup, easy pour stopper, heavy duty handle, rust-proof finish and will fit easily into your bag or backpack. Every Stanley bottle is backed by a lifetime guarantee. In 1913, William Stanley invented the all-steel vacuum bottle. Since then, the Stanley bottle hasn't missed a day of work, a football game, or a trip to the great outdoors. The distinctive Stanley bottle is an American Icon that still works as hard today as it did nearly 100 years ago. Stanley... Built for Life.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Origional title, (Perfect for me!) now, Do not buy!!!\n\nReview: I was using another Stanley Thermos coffee cup but it didn't hold the temperature long enough for my needs. I drive long distances in remote areas and I required a container that kept my beverages hot and or cold for many hours. I also wanted it to fit in the vehicle cup holder. This was perfect for me. I caution you that its not a sipper type lid and actually drinking form this vacuum bottle can be tricky when driving. That's the trade off. The containers with the sipper lids will keep the beverages warm for a while. My experience was and hour or two max. Just not long enough for me. It's because the container it self has some for of insulation but not the plastic sipper lid thus allowing the heat to over time escape from the lid. This mini vacuum thermos is awesome. It maintains the temperature for a long period of time. Fits the cup holder and once you get the hang of drinking from it directly, this product is the way to go if your needs are like mine. Enjoy!\n\nUPDATE: It's been a year and its still perfect. It really is hit or miss with Stanly's vacuum products. They either work or they don't or they work for a time then for unknown reason they loose the vacuum seal and fail.\nI will say that they have always treated me well and will replace them as many times as needed. I have this item, the large 1/2 gallon version and no failures. However; I have had 5 failures with the vacuum food jars. Yes one tends to loose faith after a while not to mention waste a lot of food but at least they stand behind the product and honer the warranty. The food jar in question is no longer made so I am trying the new version they replaced it with. If only they could get it right and fix there issues at Stanley. since they keep mum about what causes the failures I can only assume its some quality control issue. Maybe its time to make them in the U.S. again? Stay tuned!\n\nUPDATE: Yes folks sadly this product lost its vacuum and failed. If you read my other review on Stanley products you will understand that I am done with Stanley! Sure they will send me a new one but whats the point you got a 50/50 chance at best it will work right out of the box. Ive been down that road 8 times with several different items that they make. They all fail, most right out of the box. Well I enjoyed it for year that it worked. Do yourself a huge favor. Try another brand like Nisan. I am.\n\nUpdate: Failed again. They no longer make black, figures, so I got a blue one. At least they honor the warranty except it cost me $10 dollars to send it back every time it fails. At some point it becomes a waste of money and time. Probably past that point already.","Product: This Stanley Bolt Food 20 oz. Jar has tough double-wall stainless-steel vacuum insulation to ensure it the will keep your chili, soup or stew hot for lunch or break time. The handle gives it a unique \"won't roll\" design, and the Steel Food Jar includes a large lid that can be used as a bowl OR as a mug. Because it is so durable, compact and portable you can take the Stanley Food Jar anywhere. It also features a wide mouth opening for easy cleaning.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: ORIGIONAL REVIEW READ, \"Waste of money\". Please read up dates!!!!\n\nReview: ORIGINAL REVIEW:\n\nOther reviews stated it does keep food warm, that's why I bought one. Stanley claims it keeps food warm for 12 hours. Sorry it doesn't at least mine don't. I work 10 hours straight no breaks, add to that drive time to work and by the time I am ready to eat lunch it's 12 hours at least. It was a degree above room temperature. Certainly not hot not even luke warm. If you plan on eating in say 4-6 hours then I would try it. I even tried boiling hot soup, actually placing it in the container still boiling to try to see if that helped. It did not help at all.\n\nUP Date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nI felt it necessary that you see the original review. Keep in mind at the time it didn't work and I wasn't a happy camper. This way you can see the entire story for yourself. So I left it intact on purpose. It's all true, the container simply didn't work. Some astute employee at Stanley saw my less than stellar review and said wait just one second here buster, Our products work and we will prove it. OK she didn't say that but she wanted to I'm sure. She contacted me and sent me a new one. Yup I stand corrected it works. After 12 hours my soup was not as hot as when cooked but not cold either it was definitely an acceptable temperature and I really enjoyed my soup at 2 am. It beats a pb and j sandwich. After 12 hours more like 14, of course it will loose some temperature remember I am asking it to do the maximum it was designed to do and then some. It does it and it does it well! Now I am not only happy that I own one but I am also impressed to find at least one employee excelling in customer service! I am going to buy another one.\n\nLook folks, I got a defective item, no big deal it happens. They did the right thing, replaced it as promised and now I agree it does the job. You see it's 2 main parts some how fused together leaving a vacuum between them. The vacuum is what insulates the food and helps it maintain temperature. Some how mine lost it's vacuum so it would not maintain temperature. If you get one that works you will love it, if not just call them they will make you happy! Now i give it 5 stars! Thanks to that Stanley employee who contacted me! I hope someone at Stanley sees this and recognizes her for her outstanding customer support.\n\nYup another update:\n\nBy accident after washing this item I discovered that I could hear water sloshing around inside the original defective container. Cool! A great way to test your own vacuum insulated containers. Simply submerge them in water over night. In the AM, If water gets in there, you have lost vacuum somehow and since Stanley has a lifetime warranty, your covered. If not you should be good to go. Just thought I would pass that along. I hope my review has helped you to decide. So I got a defect, it can happen to anyone, the point is they stand behind their product, made it right and the new one works. I'll be buying Stanley!\n\nOne more update:\n\nWell the replacement item failed. Got no clue what the issue is but once again Stanley gladly and promptly replaced it! Yes Stanley is serious about warranty. With Stanley, lifetime warranty means lifetime warranty I would suggest that you skip this model. Whatever it is that's causing the failures I do not know but I do love it when it works and will buy another. However; I think I will try the same item but an older model in hope they will be more reliable.\n\nUpdate? Again? Yes again!\n\nI realize this is hard to believe but true. After just a month, the replacement for the replacement failed. Yes Stanley to the rescue again but now I am wasting food and money not to mention without this item for another week or two. Even thought they replace it every time, I can no longer recommend this item. When it works its great! The problem it it only works for a month then quits. Now its just a total waste of time en effort and aggravation and phone calls. Not worth it. Stanley needs to solve this problem permanently! Simply replacing it is fine but come one guys, how many times are we going to go threw this before we admit we got a serious issue in manufacturing here. This is what happens when you have your items made in china! When will you learn quality matters and your harming your good name and reputation. Fix this issue or refund my money or let me try another model that actually does work. I can imagine this is insanity! Some products Stanley makes are reliable this one is useless and they seem to be ignoring the issue.\n\nUPDATE? I think I finally have gotten to the bottom of this. YOU MUST FILL IT UP WITH FOOD IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY WARM FOR 12 HRS. now IF STANLEY JUST WOULD TELL US THIS, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. Yes Caps were on purpose! It seems that less than full of food it don't work well. full of hot food and it stays hot! Even if you don't want to eat that much food, sorry people you got to fill it up. I'm no engineer or scientist but my guess is if the container has any air space in it it won't hold temp for long. I pulled my hair out but i finally figured it out. One would think the genius that make this would know this and would disclose it. OK so fill it up folks and yup I love it again! Hate to waste food but that's the only way it worked no air space is the trick! Now someone please explain why to me? I'm sure its a simple Mr wizard answer and I'm just missing it.\n\nUPDATE. UGGGGGG!\nNumber 4 just died. Now I'm informed that they no longer make this model. Ship them all back to them for investigation and they will ship me a substitute. This is better than a soap opera! I'll let you know what happens next. Stay tuned.\n\nFinal update! Why? Because I give up, its just not worth it. They sent me 2 I'll call them 5 and 6. Right out of the box number 5 was defective meaning it had zero vacuum so it dint maintain hot nor cold. 6 is still working. The frustration level is no longer worth it. I'm done buying any Stanley products. Simply replacing defective units with more defective units is not a solution to the problem. Since Stanley seems to have zero interest in fixing their products I just have to give up on them. Now my small coffee vacuum canister has lost vacuum. I'm going to try the Nissan brand. Pray for me! Stanley, you left me no alternative, my original review heading (waste of money)stands! Amazon should rethink selling Stanley products.","Product: This Steam Cleaner is Equipped with a powerful 1050-Watt heating system and offers a chemical-free way to deep clean and Sanitize you whole Home. This Steam Cleaner has the perfect attachments to sanitize every inch of your home and to make it free from Bed Bugs, Lice, Nits, Scabies Mites, Skin Parasites, Pet Mange and Ear Mites. It is also great for Garment Steaming, or for cleaning cars, trucks, motorcycles and Boats, Cut through any mess using powerful high-pressure steam. The Steamer works on almost any hard surface, including windows, sinks, stoves, countertops, refrigerators, and shower doors. It's also a fabric steamer to remove clothing wrinkles. Features 3 Minute warm-up time holds 6 ounces of water 210 Degree Tip Temperature 9 Foot Power Cord For Easy Mobility Effective on Mites, Scabies, Bed Bugs, Lice Mange and other insect infestations. Excellent for cleaning cars, trucks, motorcycles, boats, garden equipment, workshops, etc. Remove stains from bedding, carpets, blankets, headboard sand upholstery. Quickly and easily clean furniture, table tops and counters Clean tile, grout and shower doors with steam instead of harmful chemicals Easily reaches cracks and crevices other cleaning methods cannot reach. Remove chewing gum and candle wax easily and quickly. Clean blinds, drapes and curtains Accessories Squeegee attachment, Funnel, Towel sleeve, Measuring cup, Bent spray nozzle, Round brush nozzle, Flexible extension hose, Long spray nozzle and a Door/window nozzle PLEASE follow the instructions carefully and make sure to follow all the warnings! - Do NOT open the lid until all steam has been Released from the Steamer - Do NOT overfill the Steamer - Do NOT Point the steam nozzle within 6 feet of a Person or a Pet.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nothing like steam to get things clean! Read on theres more.\n\nReview: The one I threw out is no longer made and it was made by another company. I wanted to warn others of potential problem that I have had happen to me so you don't end up throwing yours out too. the cap under the plastic part was brass on my unit as well as the tank was brass. The problem lies when you have hard water in your home. Hard water is water that had a lot of minerals in it. Eventually the mineral deposits can build up and actually weld the cover to the tank and there is no way to remove it without breaking the entire unit since it requires a great deal of force to remove the cover, it literally will break the unit into pieces trying to get the cover off. The solution, in a perfect work install a hard water softener which can cost thousands of dollars. Another more cost effective recommendation is to ensure the tank is empty and leave the cover or cap off when not in use. Remember steam is very powerful and extremely hot. It will severely burn you instantly if you come into contact with it. Keep that in mind when using any steamer product. Bot for kids r foolish people its not a toy! You must use all steam products with great care and respect. I love using steam but it runs out fast so its only good for small jobs or it will take a very long time constantly refilling and waiting for steam to build up. My wife loves it too but finds it to heavy for her to use. Especially good for cracks and crevices that are hard to clean. does wonders for things like soap scum in bathrooms, car rims and even stains on clothing. I am not against this product I really like it for certain small jobs but it has issues and limits and I cant recommend it if you have a hard water situation the product will fail prematurely in one way or another from using hard water. If you have hard water try spring water, filtered water, bottle water even distilled but water never tap water. .","Product: Squeeze yourself some fresh OJ with the Chef'n Citrus Orange Squeezer and Juicer. This brightly colored orange juicer produces up to 20 percent more juice than conventional orange juicers thanks to an innovative dual-gear mechanism that produces more pressing power. Durable orange nylon and stainless steel construction ensures a long lifetime of use. Great for juicing oranges, this kitchen and bar tool also works well with lemons, limes, and small grapefruits. Top-rack dishwasher safe. Choose smart, easy-to-use kitchen utensils that are built on tasteful design, new technologies, and the trusted reputation of Chef'n.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Finally, a hand juicer that most anyone can use!\n\nReview: You don't need to have the hand strength of a gorilla to squeeze juice any longer. I've read the reviews and I'm sorry a few folks have had issues with this product but I got to tell you I love it! Even after reading a few bad reviews, I still bought it and I am so glad i did. It squeezes a lime right down to nothing. It gets every drop of juice, no waste. Fifteen dollars for a well designed quality product that does what it says it will is do is well worth it! I should give it 5 stars but I can see room for improvement and I want to see it lasts first. Until then 4 stars. I'll update when I use it for a while, lets see how long it lasts. I hope this review helps you.\n\nUPDATE: After daily use,this thing is awesome and thus far has held up well. I won't hesitate to recommend it at all!\n5 year old built like a tank!\n\nUpdate: 3 years old and still like new!","Product: All purpose liquid cleaner. Use for personal hygiene, laundry or dishes. Works in hot, cold or salt water. Biodegradable.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Who doesn't love Campsuds!\n\nReview: Campsuds is a great product! This stuff has been around for along time and for good reason. Because it works and people love it. I've been using it for about 35 years. Not just for camping, I use it all the time. I first bought it for use while camping and never stopped using it. Plus it's biodegradable. Not to mention, not a single bad review thus far. That's fairly rare for any product. Great stuff your going to love Campsuds! I recommend you buy the large size or you will wish you had. Unless your back packing then you will want the small size to save weight and space. The 3oz size is perfect for air travel as it meets the FAA 3oz liquid rule. You can use it to wash clothes and dishes too. One soap does it all.","Product: OUT OF PRINT\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I'm at a loss for words for a head line. Maybe after you see it you will know why,\n\nReview: It's weird Al, either you get it or you don't. Either it's a comedy for you or it's not. There is no in between in my opinion. I saw this when it first came out and decided to buy a copy. It's clever, entertaining but its also cheesy weird Al. Hard to fairly describe this film. I enjoyed the premise of this movie and the characters in it. Frankly, the supporting cast is way more entertaining than weird Al is. For that reason it's worth a look. It has some funny bits in it right along side some unfunny ones. So take it from there. This one is something you have to decide for yourself. I enjoyed seeing it again after all these years. However; now it will sit on the shelf and maybe I'll have another look at it in oh about ten years.","Product: Brinks Job [VHS] (1978)\nPeter Falk (Actor), Peter Boyle (Actor), William Friedkin (Director) | Rated: R | Format: VHS Tape\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Might be your last chance to own this classic DVD!\n\nReview: A film based on one of the worlds greatest unsolved thefts, the Brinks armored car company of Boston. Colombo as a master mind thief instead of his usual role as a genius detective, what more could you want? The cover would lead you to believe this film may be a comedy, it's not, I would call it a low key action drama thriller. Peter Faulk is brilliant along with the rest of the cast. I don't know anyone who dislikes this film. It's not The Godfather but still its an enjoyable well made film to enjoy! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Remember its in the Vault series and it may not be available forever. I suggest you own your copy while you can.","Product: Viggo Mortensen stars as Jimmy Kowalski, a Desert Storm veteran with racing in his blood, dark secrets in his past, a pregnant wife at home, and a vintage 1970 Dodge Hemi Challenger to deliver. But when his wife is suddenly hospitalized, a desperate Kowalski speeds cross-country with police from four states, a vengeful trooper [Steve Railsback of HELTER SKELTER and ED GEIN], and the FBI in hot pursuit. Now with the help of an outspoken radio DJ [Jason Priestley], the man a nation hails as the last American hero and the Feds label a possible terrorist rockets toward a final roadblock where the speed limit is the floorboard, and life, death and freedom all come together at the VANISHING POINT. Christine Elise [ER], Keith David [ARMAGEDDON] and Peta Wilson [LA FEMME NIKITA] co-star in this explosive Fox-TV remake of the legendary cult classic that fans call the ultimate car chase movie!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Vanishing point! This film is legendary. Enough said.\n\nReview: OK its not 5 stars for most folks but it is for me and most car nuts. In truth it's closer to 4 stars. Regardless of ratings, this is a killer classic freedom of the American open road. Man vs machine vs the police, what more do you need. Girls? Yes it has a girl in it. even a mini bike scene the make me wonder if Dumb and Dumber ripped this film off in part. It's even got a DJ helping him out. I'm telling to much here, you need to check this film out! Yes young people awesome car movies actually existed long before Fast and Furious. You missing out if you don't watch them. While I'm at it, I might suggest that you view the original Fast and Furious.. Yes there is an original one, nothing against Fast and Furious, I'm a fan but they did rip of the name. Getting back to this film, check this film out, there's more than a man and his car going on here to enjoy. Vanishing point is a legendary film that will last forever! .","Product: CBGB looks at New York's dynamic punk rock scene through the lens of the ground-breaking Lower East Side club started by eccentric Hilly Kristal in 1973 originally as a home for \"country, bluegrass and blues\" (thus the club's name) and which showcased cutting-edge bands through its closing in 2006. The Talking Heads, Patti Smith, The Ramones, Blondie, The Dead Boys, Bad Brains, Green Day, Soul Asylum, The Police, Bruce Springsteen, Everclear, George Thorogood, The Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, The Black Crowes, The Flaming Lips, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The B-52s, The Runaways, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Tool and The Wallflowers are just some of the thousands of bands that played the club over the years.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If you know what this is you probably own it already. If not you might want to check it out and find out why we all own it.\n\nReview: Iconic dive club help to kick off the careers of many major artists. This is a must see for any rock and especially punk rock fan. In a way this made no sense at all, what started as a country, blue grass and blues club ended up as the pinnacle of all punk rock clubs. One of the most famous if not thee most famous of all clubs ever. You need too see the story of how it got started and what happened. All though it has several stories in it, it is no documentary it is a fun and crazy film and I think even people who are not into punk rock will enjoy it. At times it's very funny and in the end it's sad that this venue is no more. 5 stars because i really like it not because its one of the great classic films but then it was never meant to be. I was meant to be fun and tell the story and all the stories behind the story and it does just that and it does it very well. Enjoy! .","Product: When high school history teacher Grace Wesley (Melissa Joan Hart) is asked a question about Jesus in class, her reasoned response lands her in deep trouble. The ensuing epic court case could expel God from the classroomand the public squareonce and for all! God's Not Dead 2 is a powerful call to action: Where will you stand?\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not as good as part 1 but still enjoyable\n\nReview: Great Christian movie that everyone should enjoy. It tells a story but unfortunately, I have seen other films that came out first tell the same story. To me it rips off that other film and when I see that, I have to wonder if they wanted to make an important Christian film with a message or did they just want to capitalize on the success of the first God is not dead film. That's for you to decide. Either way I have to say I enjoyed it very much and look forward to the next in the series which talks about Pastors being forced to submit to the authorities their sermons and one who stood up to them! Not as good as the first film which unfortunately happens all to often. If your going to make a part 2, then you should make it even better than the first. They didn't as most don't. A shame they had the opportunity to make it even better and blew it but still not a bad movie.","Product: This item comes with the DVD cover and the DVD including some bonus material.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Zoom zoom, the way it was meant to be.\n\nReview: This poorly named film has little to do with girls, hot rod girls or any girls for that matter. What it has to do with is a detective's struggle to get street racers off the streets and onto the track in the early years of drag racing in an effort to save lives. Does it have cool hot rods, behind the scenes working on cars, malt shop fun and drama? You bet it does. Lets be clear, this is a typical \"B\" movie, then again, most of the hot rod flicks were with American Graffiti being one of the few exceptions. That's part of there charm. Definitely not one of the best films in the category but a must see! The film is important in several ways. First the struggle to get drag strips open and the public's unwillingness to allow them. The police trying to get the kids off the streets and onto the tracks. The early years of drag racing including safety issues like track inspections and helmets. The important issues are over shadowed in the movie but they made it into the film. As for hot rod girl, she takes a lap down the strip in a stock t-bird and then spends the rest of the movie trying to help her boy friend recover from a tragedy Don't be fooled by the misleading name, grab a coke and some popcorn and enjoy the show! .","Product: This product is packaged and shipped with extra protection to help protect your investment. Optima RedTop batteries are built to withstand the abuse from Trucks, SUVs and 4WD experience on and off-road. SPIRALCELL Technology immobilizes the internal components of the battery, enabling Optima batteries to withstand incredible amounts of vibration. Vehicles modified for better engine performance demand more from a battery. Optima batteries withstand the high underhood temperatures associated with these performance vehicles. The sealed cells make the battery spill-proof, even if you install it on its side. This prevents external gassing and leaking which can damage engine components and limit battery performance. If the battery is used in vehicles that demand extra reliability and performance, or if you just take pride in getting the best performance out of your vehicle. Optima RedTop batteries deliver the performance you demand. An Optima RedTop battery is the only battery specifically designed to take abuse. The patented SPIRALCELL Technology offers 15 times the vibration resistance and up to twice the life of ordinary batteries. Plus, the spill-proof, highly resistant to heat and cold, and can be stored for long periods without maintenance. Optima batteries deliver a higher level of power to the starter in the critical first 10 seconds of the vehicle starting cycle. The decreased internal resistance, along with the completely sealed case, is the key to Optima's unparalleled high power delivery, increased cycle life and fast recharge capability for fast recovery in short driving cycles. Optima's unique SPIRALCELL design offers the greatest technology in providing a strong and clean power source that far surpasses any of today's filled lead/acid batteries.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: DO YOURSELF A HUGE FAVOR, DO NOT BUY THIS BATTERY!!!\n\nReview: I bought one and it went bad on me. It was nearly new, well within the warranty. I went to great lengths via calls, letters and emails to get Optima to warranty this battery, they refused. You should see the emails and read them yourself you will not believe it. This company clearly does not honor nor do they have any intention on honoring their so called warranty. There are better battery choices from reputable firms available. The reason I bought it was because I have bought numerous Optima batteries in the past and they all worked fine. I was a loyal long time Optima customer until this battery failed to load test and would not accept a charge. I even went to the extent of buying the exact charger they told me to buy some $400.00 worth of battery charger and still it would not accept a charge. I could not believe this company has no ethics or customer service what so ever.","Product: Bon-Aire PowerNozzle offers adjustable spray patterns to suit all jobs. Tired of garden hose spray nozzles that leak, clog, or soak you with unpredictable sputters? Step up to professional quality with the PowerNozzle from Bon-Aire. Built tough for a lifetime of use, this spray nozzle is virtually indestructible and leak-proof. The patented two-way shut-off system and ergonomically designed comfort grip make it easy for everyone to use. With multiple adjustable spray patterns, the PowerNozzle provides you with the perfect stream of water for virtually any task. The perfect stream of water for any job. Whether you're gardening, washing the car, or taking on a larger project, the PowerNozzle is the perfect accessory sprayer. It screws on to any standard garden hose and turns it into a flexible, multi-function spray tool. Modeled after the kind of nozzle that professional firefighters use, the PowerNozzle offers adjustable spray patterns that can tackle a variety of jobs. Use the near-solid jet stream setting to power away tough dirt and grime, or choose the wide fan spray to saturate broad areas quickly. You can even water delicate plants with the gentle soak setting. Not only is the PowerNozzle flexible, it is easy to use too. Just twist the ergonomic control grip to select your spray pattern. The unique on-off control lever makes stopping the flow of water a snap as well. Simply push the handle in either direction. Soft and comfortable to hold, the rubberized control grip is heavy duty and built to last.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: A firehose type nozel that works well for a year then it leaks.\n\nReview: So far I like it. It works well. I prefer the hose attaching to the bottom of the handle rather than the top. Other than that it's light, lighter than others that I have used in the past and that's a plus for my wife. A simpler design helps to keep the weight down. The next test is we will see how long it lasts, I will let you know. It seems efficient unlike other similar nozzles that people complain about low volume spray. Those nozzles require a lot of water pressure to work well. This one seems to work just fine with normal house pressure. 20-25 feet of useable stream, I can reach the entire lawn standing in one central spot. 4 stars due to the hose attaching point.\n\nUpdate: I had to lower this to 2-3 stars because it started to leak after little use. I still stand behind my review it does all that i said it does but clearly its not a quality product and needs to be replaced. I can no longer recommend this product to buy.\n\nUpdate: Now it leaks worse and it won't turn off fully. Junk do not buy. Try the outbacktuff (yes all one word) Cannon spray nozzle available on Amazon!","Product: Large cargo platform minimizes the number of jobsite trips. Easy portability to take cart anywhere for loading and unloading chores. Rugged steel construction ensures cart can withstand large loads, heavy use and heavy capacity. Handles move out of the way for stowing, but are large enough to offer better maneuverability when in use. Beveled nose plate helps protect cargo from damage from sharp edges.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Pass on this one.\n\nReview: To start with, the boxes do not lock onto the cart like they do with the dolly. The dolly is the way to go. The only fault with the dolly is stairs, not going up or down stairs, you have to take it apart and move it then restack. That or use a heavy duty 2 wheeler navigate steps. This cart is the singular item Bosch makes that's a pile of pasture patties. It boggles the mind that they actually make this junk. The tool box system is pure genius and the quality of their tools and other products is outstanding! All folding carts have one major flaw. The wheels do not track straight thus the cart never goes straight, ever. It gets worse over time as the alignment get progressively worse due to ware. Get yourself a good 2 wheeler or the dolly or both and your set. Not to mention far less costly way to do it.","Product: Intex 1.5\" Diameter Accessory Hose 59\" (Set of 2) This Intex 1.5\" Accessory Hose is suitable for 1500 GPH, and higher, filter pumps and saltwater systems with the correct size fittings. This accessory hose comes complete with nuts on both ends making installation fast and easy. With a 59\" length, this accessory hose provides ample length. Save time and hassle with this money saving package offer!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: They work but they are cheaply made.\n\nReview: Unless you want to rig up something of better quality yourself, you really have no choice but to use the Intex hose. Intex customer sevice seems non exsitant. My hose arived with one conector broken. Lucky for me I used the much stronger 2 piece conector they have and made this hose work just fine in fact better. The hose itself is very thin and flimsey. They haven't failed yet wich amazes me but I wouldn't abuse them if I were you. Treat them with kid gloves so to speak. Well all Intex products are cheaply made in China so there you have it. Good luck with your hose! Zero\nstars becuase it arived broke, no stars for no customer service and 3 star overall cause it's just ok.","Product: Intex 1.5\" Diameter Accessory Hose 59\" (Set of 2) This Intex 1.5\" Accessory Hose is suitable for 1500 GPH, and higher, filter pumps and saltwater systems with the correct size fittings. This accessory hose comes complete with nuts on both ends making installation fast and easy. With a 59\" length, this accessory hose provides ample length. Save time and hassle with this money saving package offer!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: They work but they are cheaply made.\n\nReview: Unless you want to rig up something of better quality yourself, you really have no choice but to use the Intex hose. Intex customer sevice seems non exsitant. My hose arived with one conector broken. Lucky for me I used the much stronger 2 piece conector they have and made this hose work just fine in fact better. The hose itself is very thin and flimsey. They haven't failed yet wich amazes me but I wouldn't abuse them if I were you. Treat them with kid gloves so to speak. Well all Intex products are cheaply made in China so there you have it. Good luck with your hose! Zero\nstars becuase it arived broke, no stars for no customer service and 3 star overall cause it's just ok.","Product: SHARK FIN CHLORINATOR\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Thought it would be a fun item but it's useless even dangerous.\n\nReview: It's a cool item but basically useless. I won't float upright unless it's totally full and there are times your pool might not need that much chlorine. So what do you do, when you only want 1 tab floating? You cant use it which is why I say it's useless. Sure the idea is fun, a floating shark in the pool, cool! If it works which it don't. The rubber deteriorates in the sun and the shark easily pops out of the base when its heavy and full of chlorine tabs again why I say it really doesn't work. Waste of money try the Stanley floating pool chlorinator also available on Amazon and get one that actually works then buy a shark toy for the pool and you will have even more fun. Lastly, it looks like a toy so the kids want to play with it, it's not a toy and it's dangerous for kids to play with.","Product: Robelle 5-In-1 Swimming Pool Multi-Purpose 3\" Chlorinating Tabs contain a proprietary blend of ingredients that will reduce the amount of pool chemicals needed to keep your swimming pool clean. Each 3\" 8 oz. tab is individually wrapped for easier and safer handling, stabilized to prevent burn-off, and are slow dissolving to maintain a proper free chlorine level. Built-in clarifier produces crystal-clear water. Stain-inhibitor prevents and removes stains caused by metals and minerals. Includes algae preventer that will leave a algaecide residual to help get rid of algae and prevent it from coming back. Built-in descaler will prevent the build up of scale which can cause corrosion. Because your sanitizer has these additional chemicals built in, you will spend less money on pool supplies. For use in feeders or floaters - kills bacteria and controls algae, clarifies, prevents metal staining and corrosion, and reduces scale formation. Important notes: Shock your pool every week and also after heavy rain or heavy use to help keep your pool water properly maintained. Sunlight, rainfall, temperature, number of swimmers and frequency of pool use affect the rate of chlorine residual loss. Adjust cleaning and chemical maintenance accordingly. Use this product in an automatic feeder or floater designed for this product. Do not add other chemicals into the feeder or floater where this product is in use as a fire or explosion may occur. To avoid damage to pool surface or materials do not allow product to come in direct contact with these materials. Do not throw tablets directly into pool. Before using this product ensure all pool equipment is working properly. Adjust stabilizer levels to 40-100 ppm with a Stabilizer. Test the waters pH, alkalinity, and calcium hardness and adjust to the correct level. Adjust pH to 7.4 - 7.6. Be sure to follow label directions when using other products as outlined in directions for this product. Check the free available chlorine level and adjust to 2-4 ppm by adding a granular chlorinating product. Start up and initial treatment directions: If water is cloudy or green, super-chlorinate pool with appropriate shock product until pool is clear. Add 16 ounces of this product (two tablets) per 10,000 gallons of pool water to feeder or floater and then test for the free available chlorine level (allow water to circulate at least 4 hours before testing). Adjust the feeder or floater following manufacturers instructions to establish a free available chlorine level between 2-4 ppm. When free available chlorine level is adjusted to 2-4 ppm, add an algaecide appropriate to your needs. For routine maintenance: Add 16 ounces of this product per 10,000 gallons of pool water per week, or as often as needed, to the feeder or floater to maintain a constant free available chlorine level of 2-4 ppm. Sunlight, rainfall, temperature, number of swimmers and frequency of pool use affect the rate of chlorine residual loss so check the feeder or floater often and refill as needed. Robelle 5-In-1 Swimming Pool Multi-Purpose 3\" Chlorinating Tabs will kill bacteria, control algae, clarify water, prevent metal staining and corrosion, and reduce scale formation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The only chlorine I use! The only one you will use. You will love it!\n\nReview: Please remember that for the most part chlorine is chlorine. Buy it the cheapest way you can and the larger the amount the less it cost per pound. I also recommend you buy it during the off season. OK that was advice for new pool owners. Some chlorine adds stabilizer to it which is normally good but continuous use of stabilized chlorine can build up your stabilizer too much. Stabilizer helps the chlorine last longer especially in the sun as the sun tends to use up the chlorine faster. If you live in a hot area, stabilizer is a must. Having said that. This product is great! I have no need for any other chemicals in my pool because this product has it all built in. I buy it on sale and the price is the same as standard chlorine. You cant beat that. You have to buy chlorine anyway and when you use this brand, it's like you get all the rest of the chemicals that you need for free. Not exactly but close when you get it on sale. Not on sale and it is very expensive. Simply put, its convenience. There is no messing around with other chemicals, no storing of chemicals and it always seems to work just fine. But I cant figure out how due to so many variables, but it does.\n\nSince there are so many variables that effect your quest to obtain perfectly balanced water, you may need one or more of the other 4 chemicals needed to get the pool just right. The reverse is also possible, you may have to switch to standard chlorine to help lower a certain area in order to balance the water in certain areas. I say that to remind you that those variables are possible. Having said that, neither has ever happened to me. I do wonder how they know just the right amount of the other chemicals to put into the product considering the volume of water varies with everyone pool and the larger the pool the more chemicals are needed to obtain balled water. The smaller the pools water volume, the less chemical you need t get balanced water. So how do they know? Who cares it works and that's what matters. You understand what I mean by variables. Some years we have a pollen issue, other years pool usage is greater, some times its hotter than other times all variables that might require various amounts of different chemicals to correct balanced water.\n\nOccasionally I use shock, occasionally I use a certain algaecide that's awesome. Read my other posts to find out which one. Think of this product as a chemical maintainer for your pool because that what I believe it is. It's best to start with balanced water in the first place then use this product too, as I said, maintain the pools chemical needs. Pretty simple if you think of this product along those terms. Not to confuse you but sometimes I don't even bother to start with balanced water and just use this product and that works well too. Why? because I want to swim and enjoy my pool and not spend all day trying to balance it as the balance varies daily some times, achieving perfectly balanced water can drive one crazy.\n\nIf you want it simple and don't want to be bothered with trying to balance your pools water to perfection, this product is what you need. Maybe I should have wrote that line first, then I would not have bothered you with all that other stuff. Do you need this product? No, you can spend a fortune buying every chemical you need, storing them and messing with them all season or, you can buy this and your done! Add up the cost of all the other chemicals then compare it to the cost of this and don't forget to add all time you save and its a no brainer!\n\nLet me put it even simpler then I will shut up about it.\n\nBuy this product, you will thank me for recommending it to you and you will wonder how you got along without it. Buy it you will love it ! Enjoy your pool!\n\nupdate, they still make it and i still use it!","Product: Super Shock Quick 20 is a patented, fast acting shock formula that removes organic wastes. One bag treats 20,000 gallons of pool water. It controls algae and bacteria during super chlorination. Clarifies pool water and reduces other chemical needs to keep your pool clean and balanced. Produces clear, sparkling water in your pool when added on a weekly basis. he best time to shock your pool is in the early evening after sundown. With Super Shock Quick you can resume swimming in as soon as 15 minutes after application. Package contains 10 bags.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'd be shocked if you try this shock and don't like it.\n\nReview: I have used them all. I use this product and one other and I skip the rest. You may never have heard of this shock but don't let that stop you once you try it you will see what I mean. It works great and less expensive that the bigger name shock that frankly don't work well at all. I've had pools all of my life, tried them all and I have to tell you this shock out performs the rest. There's really not much you can say about shock. It either works well or it's a waste of your money. I came across this years ago and said, here's one I haven't tried. Not thinking it was going to work any better than the rest but it does. It worked so well that loved it! I tried to but could not find it again. I was not happy to say the least. You finally find a great product and they no longer sell it. Typical these days. It's only 63% shock and the other one I use is 73% but I could care less what the number is because this stuff works period! I am pleased that I can buy it here I wish I could buy the 100lb bucket here.","Product: The Blue Torrent 12\" brush around 360 Degree for swimming pools cleans pool corners with ease with the brush around 360 wall & Floor brush. No dirt will escape your reach with this innovative pool brush with 360 Degree cleaning capability. Built-in corner brushes help you to clean in the tight corners of walls & steps. Simply attach to your telescopic pole (not included) & scrub dirt from virtually anywhere in or around your pool.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: It should be 5 stars but its hard for me to give that cause it's a work item not a fun item.\n\nReview: This item is at least 4 stars ill give it 5 if it lasts. It passed the pull test. That's were I pull on the bristles to see if they come out or not. they don't thus far they stay put! Unlike all the cheap brushes you find at most pool supply and big box stores there total junk! This brush rocks! To call it a 360 degree brush is a bit of a stretch for me due to the handle but its close enough. To be honest, I'd say half the brush is 360 degrees provided you can manipulate the handle to achieve that. That for me is a big if. I found a larger 16\" i think it was maybe longer but I chose this one to get under the steps easier. Built in corner brushes are cool too. The ends are just like a corner brush except a corner brush is easier to use due to handle placement. But it still is doable as a corner brush so its kind of like a happy medium in and all in one brush and I like that. I'd prefer all the bristles be one color and not clear or white, yellow red blue would work to see the bristles on the bottom if they do fall off in time. The real test is how it lasts before the bristles come off. I am another who can't understand the bad reviews they got me baffled. This brush rocks! did I say that before? Yes I said it twice because it does rock! Ya but it's a pool brush, not likes its a 4K TV. I'd rather be swimming. OK OK i'll brush the pool. Since I got to brush, I'm really glad I own this brush.\n\nUPDATE* The more I use this thing the more I like it. One thing I discovered but its hard to explain. You don't have to spin it around you simply swap the handle from left to right? Ya I said its hard to explain. Because its round and works from all angles unlike a traditional brush you may have to turn the brush around this you don't need to do that. Ya I know you don't get it. Just start using it and you will see what I mean. Then you can explain it to me so it makes sense. Klink! What is this man talking about?","Product: Waterpik DSL-653 chrome hand held shower head helps you get every day off to a great start. Six dual-source technology sprays help deliver a high-power experience unlike any other shower head you've owned. Two side-by-side turbo massage jets simultaneously deliver incredible massaging power with shoulder-to-shoulder coverage for twice the massaging action. Spray settings include: Advanced Mist, Full Body, PowerSpray, Twin Massage,Twin Massage plus PowerSpray, and Water Saving Mist. Features 3.5\" diameter head and anti-clog nozzles. Five foot hose helps with washing kids, bathing pets, and assisted showering. Made in China.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The only game in town.\n\nReview: Searching for a new shower massage to replace my 20 year old water pic this is the only one I found. As a multi position shower head its not bad but compared to my previous massager, it is seriously lacking. Very disappointing considering the \"twin turbo\" name i was expecting to be blasted into a state of massage bliss! Not only did that not happen the massager function barely works. The quality is gone from my previous water pic model. Its now made entirely of cheap plastic. A warning for you. Be absolutely positive that you have not crossed the threads when installing the water hose. This units plastic parts are easily stripped and the only thing you can do is buy a new one. I believe that is intentionally done by the manufacturer. Its called planned obsolescence. Basically a total consumer rip off! As for water pic's lifetime garente? I'll let you know after I send my 20 year water pic back to them weather that's real or another rip off. Like I said, the only game in town so if you have to have a massager and not just a multi position shower head then this is the one. I feel your better off buying a better quality multi position shower head and just keep the masagers of old a distant pleasant memory because they seem to be long gone.","Product: Recommended for smoke alarms, professional audio and medical devices. 10 year shelf life. Wide operating range. High energy density . Non-hazardous solid waste\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If they last 7-10 years like they claim, then 5 stars! If not, just another rip off.\n\nReview: I'll have to get back to you in 7 years to see if this item earns the 5 stars. Until then, i am assuming they will last. The concept is great. Imagine only having to push the test button occasionally and not having to change the battery which is typically a pain in the neck to do. The new units have been re designed to make battery changes easier but even with that you still need a step ladder to reach them. This battery was bought for a 94 year old man. I don't want him up on a step ladder messing with batteries. I am hoping this solves the problem. Like I said we won't know for 7-10 years. I am hoping its $7 well spent. Considering a typical alkaline battery costs about $2.50 and will last a year at best if i get just 3 years out of this battery I won't feel completely ripped off. I will mention I have nothing but high praise for my lithium ion power tool batteries when compared to the previous Ni-cad version. I have used lithium batteries in my TV remote and they seem to last much longer than alkaline batteries. I have no doubt that lithium batteries will be the norm soon.\n\nUpdate: A year and a half still working!\n\nUpdate: Almost 3 years still working, looking like this product does as it claims.\n\nUpdate: 4 years still working 3 more to go.","Product: The Bosch PS60 12V Max Reciprocating Saw features a powerful 3,000 (SPM) motor. Fast Cutting-Significantly faster than a hand saw, as fast or faster than our competition. Compact-Small enough to reach into tight areas and corners. Fuel Gauge-Easier battery management for continued work. Comfortable Soft-Grip Top and Body-Multiple grip positions to prevent hand fatigue.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The good and the bad.\n\nReview: Let's start with the good. I own another saw already and really did not need this. I wanted it! The improvements are well worth upgrading to this saw. I think the engineers got this saw right! First it has an led light that helps light up the job. Second it has a power meter that lets you know how much battery power that is left. Third, you cant beat the 12 volt lithium Ion battery. At first I though that the smaller 12 volt battery would not get the job done but I was wrong. It not only gets the job done, it does it better by making the tool lighter easier to use and I am able to use it longer. In fact it's so light and easy to use that my wife can use this tool to trim branches and hedges in the yard. The way it is designed, you can place your other hand on top in such a way as to help create down force to help you cut better and faster. Genius! It's smaller than I thought it would be and was surprised when I got it at how compact it is. The best thing was I got this saw for free! I bought a Bosch 12 volt drill and it came with this saw for free so shop around!\n\nNow for the bad. There is no bad, this tool is perfection! The battery charges in 1/2 an hour as opposed to the 18 volts packs which generally require a 1 hour fast charge. That helps keep you working. Since I bought all the Bosch 12 volt tools not a single one of them have I regretted buying. I haven't used any of my 18 volt tools since and I do not expect that I will. I love this saw and I am confident that you will too. 5 stars is as high as the rating system goes but it deserves six stars!\n\nUpdate: 3 yrs. old and still like new.\nUpdate: 4 yrs. old yes you could not tell it from new!","Product: When a baby bat takes his first solo flight, the world seems dark and frightening. But then he remembers his mother's reassuring voice and starts to use his song. The baby bat discovers that the night is full of wonder and even in the deepest darkness he can see everything! The baby Nightsong bat plush doll is as cute as can be, with soft fur and super-soft ears and wings. He even has a belly button. He's the perfect snuggly companion to take into the dark. From the beautiful book by Ari Berk, illustrated by Loren Long. Safe for all ages, perfect for ages 2-6. Measures 11 inches tall. Surface wash only.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect tool for portaility!\n\nReview: Lets face it, cordless tools on the inside are practically identical. Everyone has thier favorite brand. All brands sell factory reconditioned units wich tells me that all brands have had thier issues or they would not have any tools sent bact to be recondition. So wich brand do you buy? I still ask myself that question all the time. I've had DeWalt expirence, they lasted well but they are expensive and eventually failed. When I opened it up to see if I could fix it, I was shocked to see that in my opinion the quality was no better than Ryobi wich is available at 1/4 of the cost. So I started to try other brands. This driver fit my hand perfectly. Is very compact, Lithium-Ion is definatly the way to go. Since Lithium-Ion became common place, I would never go back to Ni-Cad. The batteries charge up quick. They hold thier charge when not in use. They are very compact when compared to Ni-Cad That allows for the tools to be very compact and portable as well as lighter weight. A lot lighter! They out last Ni-Cad when in use. I can find not a single thing bad to say about Lithium-Ion. As far as the brand. It has been my expirence that Bosch has a good reputation and loyal following. I love this driver. I can't say enough about it. It has a great look as well. Just remember it's a driver not a drill. As with all drivers, useing a dril bit designed for a driver will give you a hole but it tends to wobble so it's not for acurate drilling. For that use Bosch's 12 v drill. Lets discuss voltage. Yes if you really need power such as an impact driver for removing car tires, you need 18 volts. If your drilling threw stainless steel, maybe 18 volts might be a better choice. However; beyond that, I find 12 volt tools get the job done without any issues. They are way smaller and lighter more portable and compact they don't tire you out using them. I love 12volt tools. I just wished Bosch expanded their line of 12 volt tools. If you want all the cordless tools available, you need to choose 18 volts. 12 volts tools are limited to just 4 models. I also considered other brands, I saw the Hitachi 10 volt tool was similar size but less voltage. The white color looked great but the first time I used it with a greasy hand that would be over quick. for those 2 reason I passed on that brand. I still think white looks great though just not practice. I also cant understand the less voltage but still the same size drive/drill. Makes no sense. The less voltage the batteries and driver should be more compact. It isn't so I defiant;y feel That this tool is the right choice. I recommend this tool highly! 5 stars! Bosch earned them.\n\nUpdate: 4 yrs old and still like new!\nupdate, 5 years! Do you still want to buy that other junk? Bosch rules!","Product: Wilmingtons Guide to the Bible Volume 2 New Testement.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Dr. Wilmington did much of the work fo you to make studing the Bilbe esier for us. How great is that? This book is a must own!\n\nReview: You need this book. It will help change your life and the lives of those around you. Take it from me, I have seen the Lord do some amazing things with this book. Prepare yourself because your going to buy this book over and over again. Volume 1 and volume 2 combined are nearly identical to the big Wilmington guide. They separated it into new and old testaments. I find this way easier to handle than the bog book. It is also less confusing to those just beginning to study the Bible. It may also be something to consider if handling large books is difficult for you. Warning, once you pick it up you won't want to put it down. I prefer the large combined book better because it has a ton of lists in the back that will help you and make studying a lot easier. The 50th anniversary edition is even better. God bless!"],"string":"[\n \"Product: For decades, SKB has been the most innovative manufacturer of top-quality cases and accessories. Famous for their unwavering attention to quality and detail, purchasing an SKB case is sure to provide the most service life of any case on the market. So much so...that SKB offers their Limited Lifetime Warranty on their cases. Buy SKB...buy with confidence. 3i Series injection molded waterproof cases are constructed of ultra high-strength polypropylene copolymer resin and feature a gasketed, waterproof and airtight, submersible design (IP67) that is resistant to corrosion and impact damage. Its continuous molded-in hinge, patented \\\"trigger release\\\" latch system with TSA recognized and accepted locks, four reinforced locking loops for customer supplied locks, comfortable, snap-down rubber over-molded cushion grip handles, secure stacking, and automatic ambient pressure equalization valve (MIL-STD-648C) all contribute to its military grade design.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: AWSOME but read first befor you buy.\\n\\nReview: The case is Awesome. From the built in handles and wheels to the built in TSA locks, latches and seal. Not to mention the pressure relief valve and extra l places for other locks. It's dust and water resistant and no case offers better protection than this one, I love it. Way better than a typical flight case except this one is supposed to be one size fits most. Good luck with that. It fits nothing except the guitar pictured. In fact, I cant find a single guitar that will fit except a tiny child's sized guitar. Yes buy this case but take your guitar to a store that sells them first and make sure it fits. It won't but try it anyway. My solution? Cut the bad boy up. I now chopping on a brand new case killed me but it's either that or buy a custom fitted typical road case at twice the cost of this case and offering less protection. Not. So with my talented wives help, we got to chopping, cutting measuring and slicing. Yes I cut first then measured that's what guys do and that's why I needed my wife's help. Finally got it to fit and close without to much stress on my baby. A limited edition black/gold Gretsch pro jet with a Bigsby arm. Since no one makes a proper case for my Gretsch and odd shaped Guild guitars I'm forced to get creative. It's either that or take my chances with a cheap case. Again, not. After you measure, see I learned, then cut the cloth and get to slicing and shaving down the Styrofoam inside. You can do it, probably, then recover it. You got to find soft durable and stretchable material and a can of good spray glue. Maybe you can get some original cloth from SKB I haven't tried but I will on the next case I do which will be another of these cases. I may get some block foam and just remove the stock inside and replace it with foam then cut the shape out. that was my second option but a lot more expensive. I may still have to try that. this is not an easy fix. You need some skills to do a good job but when your done you will love it. SKB needs to redesign the inners of this case. Seriously it fits no guitars except the one in the product pic. A few modifications at the factory and I'm telling this case will fit nearly everything. If I can do it they can do it easier than I can. SKB does offer specific cases molded for Telecaster, SG, Les Paul and a Strat. So if you play one of those your good to go just order the correct case not this generic one. If you decide to do what I had no choice but to do, think first ,take your time, don't do a hack job and it will still protect and look good. Most importantly it will fit. Course I probably just voided the warranty something to consider before you get the razor blade out. You won't need the warranty this thing is serious quality and built like a tank. Lastly, yes its heavy you want protection or not?\",\n \"Product: DampRid FG69LV Odor Genie, Lavender Vanilla\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: 60 days? I found one used months ago and it still smells great!\\n\\nReview: Amazing product, I found one left in a truck. I started using it myself and it's been smelling great for months now. I can't remember exactly how long it's been working and since I am not sure, lets just say, way more than 60 days. My search for car and bath freshener is over. I've tried them all and they all last a day, a week at the most. Total rip offs. You get what you pay for and a whole lot more with Odor Genie.\\n\\nRevision: Not sure whats going on here. However; I bought 3 more of this product opened and placed one in my bathroom and nada, zip, nothing, no smell at all. Your guess is as good as mine. I will place it in a car and see what it does. I stand by my original review based on the first one that was used, yup that one still smells great! The only way you can smell a thing from this new one is to bury your nose in it. Quality control issue? Who knows I have 2 more different sents on the way before I change my star rating, lets see if they work.\",\n \"Product: The Stanley Classic Half Quart Bottle is the ultimate in durability. Double wall stainless steel unbreakable vacuum insulation will keep coffee hot all day long, day after day. The Classic Half Quart Bottle has a double wall stainless steel cup, easy pour stopper, heavy duty handle, rust-proof finish and will fit easily into your bag or backpack. Every Stanley bottle is backed by a lifetime guarantee. In 1913, William Stanley invented the all-steel vacuum bottle. Since then, the Stanley bottle hasn't missed a day of work, a football game, or a trip to the great outdoors. The distinctive Stanley bottle is an American Icon that still works as hard today as it did nearly 100 years ago. Stanley... Built for Life.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Origional title, (Perfect for me!) now, Do not buy!!!\\n\\nReview: I was using another Stanley Thermos coffee cup but it didn't hold the temperature long enough for my needs. I drive long distances in remote areas and I required a container that kept my beverages hot and or cold for many hours. I also wanted it to fit in the vehicle cup holder. This was perfect for me. I caution you that its not a sipper type lid and actually drinking form this vacuum bottle can be tricky when driving. That's the trade off. The containers with the sipper lids will keep the beverages warm for a while. My experience was and hour or two max. Just not long enough for me. It's because the container it self has some for of insulation but not the plastic sipper lid thus allowing the heat to over time escape from the lid. This mini vacuum thermos is awesome. It maintains the temperature for a long period of time. Fits the cup holder and once you get the hang of drinking from it directly, this product is the way to go if your needs are like mine. Enjoy!\\n\\nUPDATE: It's been a year and its still perfect. It really is hit or miss with Stanly's vacuum products. They either work or they don't or they work for a time then for unknown reason they loose the vacuum seal and fail.\\nI will say that they have always treated me well and will replace them as many times as needed. I have this item, the large 1/2 gallon version and no failures. However; I have had 5 failures with the vacuum food jars. Yes one tends to loose faith after a while not to mention waste a lot of food but at least they stand behind the product and honer the warranty. The food jar in question is no longer made so I am trying the new version they replaced it with. If only they could get it right and fix there issues at Stanley. since they keep mum about what causes the failures I can only assume its some quality control issue. Maybe its time to make them in the U.S. again? Stay tuned!\\n\\nUPDATE: Yes folks sadly this product lost its vacuum and failed. If you read my other review on Stanley products you will understand that I am done with Stanley! Sure they will send me a new one but whats the point you got a 50/50 chance at best it will work right out of the box. Ive been down that road 8 times with several different items that they make. They all fail, most right out of the box. Well I enjoyed it for year that it worked. Do yourself a huge favor. Try another brand like Nisan. I am.\\n\\nUpdate: Failed again. They no longer make black, figures, so I got a blue one. At least they honor the warranty except it cost me $10 dollars to send it back every time it fails. At some point it becomes a waste of money and time. Probably past that point already.\",\n \"Product: This Stanley Bolt Food 20 oz. Jar has tough double-wall stainless-steel vacuum insulation to ensure it the will keep your chili, soup or stew hot for lunch or break time. The handle gives it a unique \\\"won't roll\\\" design, and the Steel Food Jar includes a large lid that can be used as a bowl OR as a mug. Because it is so durable, compact and portable you can take the Stanley Food Jar anywhere. It also features a wide mouth opening for easy cleaning.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: ORIGIONAL REVIEW READ, \\\"Waste of money\\\". Please read up dates!!!!\\n\\nReview: ORIGINAL REVIEW:\\n\\nOther reviews stated it does keep food warm, that's why I bought one. Stanley claims it keeps food warm for 12 hours. Sorry it doesn't at least mine don't. I work 10 hours straight no breaks, add to that drive time to work and by the time I am ready to eat lunch it's 12 hours at least. It was a degree above room temperature. Certainly not hot not even luke warm. If you plan on eating in say 4-6 hours then I would try it. I even tried boiling hot soup, actually placing it in the container still boiling to try to see if that helped. It did not help at all.\\n\\nUP Date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\\n\\nI felt it necessary that you see the original review. Keep in mind at the time it didn't work and I wasn't a happy camper. This way you can see the entire story for yourself. So I left it intact on purpose. It's all true, the container simply didn't work. Some astute employee at Stanley saw my less than stellar review and said wait just one second here buster, Our products work and we will prove it. OK she didn't say that but she wanted to I'm sure. She contacted me and sent me a new one. Yup I stand corrected it works. After 12 hours my soup was not as hot as when cooked but not cold either it was definitely an acceptable temperature and I really enjoyed my soup at 2 am. It beats a pb and j sandwich. After 12 hours more like 14, of course it will loose some temperature remember I am asking it to do the maximum it was designed to do and then some. It does it and it does it well! Now I am not only happy that I own one but I am also impressed to find at least one employee excelling in customer service! I am going to buy another one.\\n\\nLook folks, I got a defective item, no big deal it happens. They did the right thing, replaced it as promised and now I agree it does the job. You see it's 2 main parts some how fused together leaving a vacuum between them. The vacuum is what insulates the food and helps it maintain temperature. Some how mine lost it's vacuum so it would not maintain temperature. If you get one that works you will love it, if not just call them they will make you happy! Now i give it 5 stars! Thanks to that Stanley employee who contacted me! I hope someone at Stanley sees this and recognizes her for her outstanding customer support.\\n\\nYup another update:\\n\\nBy accident after washing this item I discovered that I could hear water sloshing around inside the original defective container. Cool! A great way to test your own vacuum insulated containers. Simply submerge them in water over night. In the AM, If water gets in there, you have lost vacuum somehow and since Stanley has a lifetime warranty, your covered. If not you should be good to go. Just thought I would pass that along. I hope my review has helped you to decide. So I got a defect, it can happen to anyone, the point is they stand behind their product, made it right and the new one works. I'll be buying Stanley!\\n\\nOne more update:\\n\\nWell the replacement item failed. Got no clue what the issue is but once again Stanley gladly and promptly replaced it! Yes Stanley is serious about warranty. With Stanley, lifetime warranty means lifetime warranty I would suggest that you skip this model. Whatever it is that's causing the failures I do not know but I do love it when it works and will buy another. However; I think I will try the same item but an older model in hope they will be more reliable.\\n\\nUpdate? Again? Yes again!\\n\\nI realize this is hard to believe but true. After just a month, the replacement for the replacement failed. Yes Stanley to the rescue again but now I am wasting food and money not to mention without this item for another week or two. Even thought they replace it every time, I can no longer recommend this item. When it works its great! The problem it it only works for a month then quits. Now its just a total waste of time en effort and aggravation and phone calls. Not worth it. Stanley needs to solve this problem permanently! Simply replacing it is fine but come one guys, how many times are we going to go threw this before we admit we got a serious issue in manufacturing here. This is what happens when you have your items made in china! When will you learn quality matters and your harming your good name and reputation. Fix this issue or refund my money or let me try another model that actually does work. I can imagine this is insanity! Some products Stanley makes are reliable this one is useless and they seem to be ignoring the issue.\\n\\nUPDATE? I think I finally have gotten to the bottom of this. YOU MUST FILL IT UP WITH FOOD IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY WARM FOR 12 HRS. now IF STANLEY JUST WOULD TELL US THIS, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. Yes Caps were on purpose! It seems that less than full of food it don't work well. full of hot food and it stays hot! Even if you don't want to eat that much food, sorry people you got to fill it up. I'm no engineer or scientist but my guess is if the container has any air space in it it won't hold temp for long. I pulled my hair out but i finally figured it out. One would think the genius that make this would know this and would disclose it. OK so fill it up folks and yup I love it again! Hate to waste food but that's the only way it worked no air space is the trick! Now someone please explain why to me? I'm sure its a simple Mr wizard answer and I'm just missing it.\\n\\nUPDATE. UGGGGGG!\\nNumber 4 just died. Now I'm informed that they no longer make this model. Ship them all back to them for investigation and they will ship me a substitute. This is better than a soap opera! I'll let you know what happens next. Stay tuned.\\n\\nFinal update! Why? Because I give up, its just not worth it. They sent me 2 I'll call them 5 and 6. Right out of the box number 5 was defective meaning it had zero vacuum so it dint maintain hot nor cold. 6 is still working. The frustration level is no longer worth it. I'm done buying any Stanley products. Simply replacing defective units with more defective units is not a solution to the problem. Since Stanley seems to have zero interest in fixing their products I just have to give up on them. Now my small coffee vacuum canister has lost vacuum. I'm going to try the Nissan brand. Pray for me! Stanley, you left me no alternative, my original review heading (waste of money)stands! Amazon should rethink selling Stanley products.\",\n \"Product: This Steam Cleaner is Equipped with a powerful 1050-Watt heating system and offers a chemical-free way to deep clean and Sanitize you whole Home. This Steam Cleaner has the perfect attachments to sanitize every inch of your home and to make it free from Bed Bugs, Lice, Nits, Scabies Mites, Skin Parasites, Pet Mange and Ear Mites. It is also great for Garment Steaming, or for cleaning cars, trucks, motorcycles and Boats, Cut through any mess using powerful high-pressure steam. The Steamer works on almost any hard surface, including windows, sinks, stoves, countertops, refrigerators, and shower doors. It's also a fabric steamer to remove clothing wrinkles. Features 3 Minute warm-up time holds 6 ounces of water 210 Degree Tip Temperature 9 Foot Power Cord For Easy Mobility Effective on Mites, Scabies, Bed Bugs, Lice Mange and other insect infestations. Excellent for cleaning cars, trucks, motorcycles, boats, garden equipment, workshops, etc. Remove stains from bedding, carpets, blankets, headboard sand upholstery. Quickly and easily clean furniture, table tops and counters Clean tile, grout and shower doors with steam instead of harmful chemicals Easily reaches cracks and crevices other cleaning methods cannot reach. Remove chewing gum and candle wax easily and quickly. Clean blinds, drapes and curtains Accessories Squeegee attachment, Funnel, Towel sleeve, Measuring cup, Bent spray nozzle, Round brush nozzle, Flexible extension hose, Long spray nozzle and a Door/window nozzle PLEASE follow the instructions carefully and make sure to follow all the warnings! - Do NOT open the lid until all steam has been Released from the Steamer - Do NOT overfill the Steamer - Do NOT Point the steam nozzle within 6 feet of a Person or a Pet.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nothing like steam to get things clean! Read on theres more.\\n\\nReview: The one I threw out is no longer made and it was made by another company. I wanted to warn others of potential problem that I have had happen to me so you don't end up throwing yours out too. the cap under the plastic part was brass on my unit as well as the tank was brass. The problem lies when you have hard water in your home. Hard water is water that had a lot of minerals in it. Eventually the mineral deposits can build up and actually weld the cover to the tank and there is no way to remove it without breaking the entire unit since it requires a great deal of force to remove the cover, it literally will break the unit into pieces trying to get the cover off. The solution, in a perfect work install a hard water softener which can cost thousands of dollars. Another more cost effective recommendation is to ensure the tank is empty and leave the cover or cap off when not in use. Remember steam is very powerful and extremely hot. It will severely burn you instantly if you come into contact with it. Keep that in mind when using any steamer product. Bot for kids r foolish people its not a toy! You must use all steam products with great care and respect. I love using steam but it runs out fast so its only good for small jobs or it will take a very long time constantly refilling and waiting for steam to build up. My wife loves it too but finds it to heavy for her to use. Especially good for cracks and crevices that are hard to clean. does wonders for things like soap scum in bathrooms, car rims and even stains on clothing. I am not against this product I really like it for certain small jobs but it has issues and limits and I cant recommend it if you have a hard water situation the product will fail prematurely in one way or another from using hard water. If you have hard water try spring water, filtered water, bottle water even distilled but water never tap water. .\",\n \"Product: Squeeze yourself some fresh OJ with the Chef'n Citrus Orange Squeezer and Juicer. This brightly colored orange juicer produces up to 20 percent more juice than conventional orange juicers thanks to an innovative dual-gear mechanism that produces more pressing power. Durable orange nylon and stainless steel construction ensures a long lifetime of use. Great for juicing oranges, this kitchen and bar tool also works well with lemons, limes, and small grapefruits. Top-rack dishwasher safe. Choose smart, easy-to-use kitchen utensils that are built on tasteful design, new technologies, and the trusted reputation of Chef'n.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Finally, a hand juicer that most anyone can use!\\n\\nReview: You don't need to have the hand strength of a gorilla to squeeze juice any longer. I've read the reviews and I'm sorry a few folks have had issues with this product but I got to tell you I love it! Even after reading a few bad reviews, I still bought it and I am so glad i did. It squeezes a lime right down to nothing. It gets every drop of juice, no waste. Fifteen dollars for a well designed quality product that does what it says it will is do is well worth it! I should give it 5 stars but I can see room for improvement and I want to see it lasts first. Until then 4 stars. I'll update when I use it for a while, lets see how long it lasts. I hope this review helps you.\\n\\nUPDATE: After daily use,this thing is awesome and thus far has held up well. I won't hesitate to recommend it at all!\\n5 year old built like a tank!\\n\\nUpdate: 3 years old and still like new!\",\n \"Product: All purpose liquid cleaner. Use for personal hygiene, laundry or dishes. Works in hot, cold or salt water. Biodegradable.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Who doesn't love Campsuds!\\n\\nReview: Campsuds is a great product! This stuff has been around for along time and for good reason. Because it works and people love it. I've been using it for about 35 years. Not just for camping, I use it all the time. I first bought it for use while camping and never stopped using it. Plus it's biodegradable. Not to mention, not a single bad review thus far. That's fairly rare for any product. Great stuff your going to love Campsuds! I recommend you buy the large size or you will wish you had. Unless your back packing then you will want the small size to save weight and space. The 3oz size is perfect for air travel as it meets the FAA 3oz liquid rule. You can use it to wash clothes and dishes too. One soap does it all.\",\n \"Product: OUT OF PRINT\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm at a loss for words for a head line. Maybe after you see it you will know why,\\n\\nReview: It's weird Al, either you get it or you don't. Either it's a comedy for you or it's not. There is no in between in my opinion. I saw this when it first came out and decided to buy a copy. It's clever, entertaining but its also cheesy weird Al. Hard to fairly describe this film. I enjoyed the premise of this movie and the characters in it. Frankly, the supporting cast is way more entertaining than weird Al is. For that reason it's worth a look. It has some funny bits in it right along side some unfunny ones. So take it from there. This one is something you have to decide for yourself. I enjoyed seeing it again after all these years. However; now it will sit on the shelf and maybe I'll have another look at it in oh about ten years.\",\n \"Product: Brinks Job [VHS] (1978)\\nPeter Falk (Actor), Peter Boyle (Actor), William Friedkin (Director) | Rated: R | Format: VHS Tape\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Might be your last chance to own this classic DVD!\\n\\nReview: A film based on one of the worlds greatest unsolved thefts, the Brinks armored car company of Boston. Colombo as a master mind thief instead of his usual role as a genius detective, what more could you want? The cover would lead you to believe this film may be a comedy, it's not, I would call it a low key action drama thriller. Peter Faulk is brilliant along with the rest of the cast. I don't know anyone who dislikes this film. It's not The Godfather but still its an enjoyable well made film to enjoy! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Remember its in the Vault series and it may not be available forever. I suggest you own your copy while you can.\",\n \"Product: Viggo Mortensen stars as Jimmy Kowalski, a Desert Storm veteran with racing in his blood, dark secrets in his past, a pregnant wife at home, and a vintage 1970 Dodge Hemi Challenger to deliver. But when his wife is suddenly hospitalized, a desperate Kowalski speeds cross-country with police from four states, a vengeful trooper [Steve Railsback of HELTER SKELTER and ED GEIN], and the FBI in hot pursuit. Now with the help of an outspoken radio DJ [Jason Priestley], the man a nation hails as the last American hero and the Feds label a possible terrorist rockets toward a final roadblock where the speed limit is the floorboard, and life, death and freedom all come together at the VANISHING POINT. Christine Elise [ER], Keith David [ARMAGEDDON] and Peta Wilson [LA FEMME NIKITA] co-star in this explosive Fox-TV remake of the legendary cult classic that fans call the ultimate car chase movie!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Vanishing point! This film is legendary. Enough said.\\n\\nReview: OK its not 5 stars for most folks but it is for me and most car nuts. In truth it's closer to 4 stars. Regardless of ratings, this is a killer classic freedom of the American open road. Man vs machine vs the police, what more do you need. Girls? Yes it has a girl in it. even a mini bike scene the make me wonder if Dumb and Dumber ripped this film off in part. It's even got a DJ helping him out. I'm telling to much here, you need to check this film out! Yes young people awesome car movies actually existed long before Fast and Furious. You missing out if you don't watch them. While I'm at it, I might suggest that you view the original Fast and Furious.. Yes there is an original one, nothing against Fast and Furious, I'm a fan but they did rip of the name. Getting back to this film, check this film out, there's more than a man and his car going on here to enjoy. Vanishing point is a legendary film that will last forever! .\",\n \"Product: CBGB looks at New York's dynamic punk rock scene through the lens of the ground-breaking Lower East Side club started by eccentric Hilly Kristal in 1973 originally as a home for \\\"country, bluegrass and blues\\\" (thus the club's name) and which showcased cutting-edge bands through its closing in 2006. The Talking Heads, Patti Smith, The Ramones, Blondie, The Dead Boys, Bad Brains, Green Day, Soul Asylum, The Police, Bruce Springsteen, Everclear, George Thorogood, The Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, The Black Crowes, The Flaming Lips, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The B-52s, The Runaways, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Tool and The Wallflowers are just some of the thousands of bands that played the club over the years.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If you know what this is you probably own it already. If not you might want to check it out and find out why we all own it.\\n\\nReview: Iconic dive club help to kick off the careers of many major artists. This is a must see for any rock and especially punk rock fan. In a way this made no sense at all, what started as a country, blue grass and blues club ended up as the pinnacle of all punk rock clubs. One of the most famous if not thee most famous of all clubs ever. You need too see the story of how it got started and what happened. All though it has several stories in it, it is no documentary it is a fun and crazy film and I think even people who are not into punk rock will enjoy it. At times it's very funny and in the end it's sad that this venue is no more. 5 stars because i really like it not because its one of the great classic films but then it was never meant to be. I was meant to be fun and tell the story and all the stories behind the story and it does just that and it does it very well. Enjoy! .\",\n \"Product: When high school history teacher Grace Wesley (Melissa Joan Hart) is asked a question about Jesus in class, her reasoned response lands her in deep trouble. The ensuing epic court case could expel God from the classroomand the public squareonce and for all! God's Not Dead 2 is a powerful call to action: Where will you stand?\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not as good as part 1 but still enjoyable\\n\\nReview: Great Christian movie that everyone should enjoy. It tells a story but unfortunately, I have seen other films that came out first tell the same story. To me it rips off that other film and when I see that, I have to wonder if they wanted to make an important Christian film with a message or did they just want to capitalize on the success of the first God is not dead film. That's for you to decide. Either way I have to say I enjoyed it very much and look forward to the next in the series which talks about Pastors being forced to submit to the authorities their sermons and one who stood up to them! Not as good as the first film which unfortunately happens all to often. If your going to make a part 2, then you should make it even better than the first. They didn't as most don't. A shame they had the opportunity to make it even better and blew it but still not a bad movie.\",\n \"Product: This item comes with the DVD cover and the DVD including some bonus material.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Zoom zoom, the way it was meant to be.\\n\\nReview: This poorly named film has little to do with girls, hot rod girls or any girls for that matter. What it has to do with is a detective's struggle to get street racers off the streets and onto the track in the early years of drag racing in an effort to save lives. Does it have cool hot rods, behind the scenes working on cars, malt shop fun and drama? You bet it does. Lets be clear, this is a typical \\\"B\\\" movie, then again, most of the hot rod flicks were with American Graffiti being one of the few exceptions. That's part of there charm. Definitely not one of the best films in the category but a must see! The film is important in several ways. First the struggle to get drag strips open and the public's unwillingness to allow them. The police trying to get the kids off the streets and onto the tracks. The early years of drag racing including safety issues like track inspections and helmets. The important issues are over shadowed in the movie but they made it into the film. As for hot rod girl, she takes a lap down the strip in a stock t-bird and then spends the rest of the movie trying to help her boy friend recover from a tragedy Don't be fooled by the misleading name, grab a coke and some popcorn and enjoy the show! .\",\n \"Product: This product is packaged and shipped with extra protection to help protect your investment. Optima RedTop batteries are built to withstand the abuse from Trucks, SUVs and 4WD experience on and off-road. SPIRALCELL Technology immobilizes the internal components of the battery, enabling Optima batteries to withstand incredible amounts of vibration. Vehicles modified for better engine performance demand more from a battery. Optima batteries withstand the high underhood temperatures associated with these performance vehicles. The sealed cells make the battery spill-proof, even if you install it on its side. This prevents external gassing and leaking which can damage engine components and limit battery performance. If the battery is used in vehicles that demand extra reliability and performance, or if you just take pride in getting the best performance out of your vehicle. Optima RedTop batteries deliver the performance you demand. An Optima RedTop battery is the only battery specifically designed to take abuse. The patented SPIRALCELL Technology offers 15 times the vibration resistance and up to twice the life of ordinary batteries. Plus, the spill-proof, highly resistant to heat and cold, and can be stored for long periods without maintenance. Optima batteries deliver a higher level of power to the starter in the critical first 10 seconds of the vehicle starting cycle. The decreased internal resistance, along with the completely sealed case, is the key to Optima's unparalleled high power delivery, increased cycle life and fast recharge capability for fast recovery in short driving cycles. Optima's unique SPIRALCELL design offers the greatest technology in providing a strong and clean power source that far surpasses any of today's filled lead/acid batteries.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: DO YOURSELF A HUGE FAVOR, DO NOT BUY THIS BATTERY!!!\\n\\nReview: I bought one and it went bad on me. It was nearly new, well within the warranty. I went to great lengths via calls, letters and emails to get Optima to warranty this battery, they refused. You should see the emails and read them yourself you will not believe it. This company clearly does not honor nor do they have any intention on honoring their so called warranty. There are better battery choices from reputable firms available. The reason I bought it was because I have bought numerous Optima batteries in the past and they all worked fine. I was a loyal long time Optima customer until this battery failed to load test and would not accept a charge. I even went to the extent of buying the exact charger they told me to buy some $400.00 worth of battery charger and still it would not accept a charge. I could not believe this company has no ethics or customer service what so ever.\",\n \"Product: Bon-Aire PowerNozzle offers adjustable spray patterns to suit all jobs. Tired of garden hose spray nozzles that leak, clog, or soak you with unpredictable sputters? Step up to professional quality with the PowerNozzle from Bon-Aire. Built tough for a lifetime of use, this spray nozzle is virtually indestructible and leak-proof. The patented two-way shut-off system and ergonomically designed comfort grip make it easy for everyone to use. With multiple adjustable spray patterns, the PowerNozzle provides you with the perfect stream of water for virtually any task. The perfect stream of water for any job. Whether you're gardening, washing the car, or taking on a larger project, the PowerNozzle is the perfect accessory sprayer. It screws on to any standard garden hose and turns it into a flexible, multi-function spray tool. Modeled after the kind of nozzle that professional firefighters use, the PowerNozzle offers adjustable spray patterns that can tackle a variety of jobs. Use the near-solid jet stream setting to power away tough dirt and grime, or choose the wide fan spray to saturate broad areas quickly. You can even water delicate plants with the gentle soak setting. Not only is the PowerNozzle flexible, it is easy to use too. Just twist the ergonomic control grip to select your spray pattern. The unique on-off control lever makes stopping the flow of water a snap as well. Simply push the handle in either direction. Soft and comfortable to hold, the rubberized control grip is heavy duty and built to last.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: A firehose type nozel that works well for a year then it leaks.\\n\\nReview: So far I like it. It works well. I prefer the hose attaching to the bottom of the handle rather than the top. Other than that it's light, lighter than others that I have used in the past and that's a plus for my wife. A simpler design helps to keep the weight down. The next test is we will see how long it lasts, I will let you know. It seems efficient unlike other similar nozzles that people complain about low volume spray. Those nozzles require a lot of water pressure to work well. This one seems to work just fine with normal house pressure. 20-25 feet of useable stream, I can reach the entire lawn standing in one central spot. 4 stars due to the hose attaching point.\\n\\nUpdate: I had to lower this to 2-3 stars because it started to leak after little use. I still stand behind my review it does all that i said it does but clearly its not a quality product and needs to be replaced. I can no longer recommend this product to buy.\\n\\nUpdate: Now it leaks worse and it won't turn off fully. Junk do not buy. Try the outbacktuff (yes all one word) Cannon spray nozzle available on Amazon!\",\n \"Product: Large cargo platform minimizes the number of jobsite trips. Easy portability to take cart anywhere for loading and unloading chores. Rugged steel construction ensures cart can withstand large loads, heavy use and heavy capacity. Handles move out of the way for stowing, but are large enough to offer better maneuverability when in use. Beveled nose plate helps protect cargo from damage from sharp edges.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Pass on this one.\\n\\nReview: To start with, the boxes do not lock onto the cart like they do with the dolly. The dolly is the way to go. The only fault with the dolly is stairs, not going up or down stairs, you have to take it apart and move it then restack. That or use a heavy duty 2 wheeler navigate steps. This cart is the singular item Bosch makes that's a pile of pasture patties. It boggles the mind that they actually make this junk. The tool box system is pure genius and the quality of their tools and other products is outstanding! All folding carts have one major flaw. The wheels do not track straight thus the cart never goes straight, ever. It gets worse over time as the alignment get progressively worse due to ware. Get yourself a good 2 wheeler or the dolly or both and your set. Not to mention far less costly way to do it.\",\n \"Product: Intex 1.5\\\" Diameter Accessory Hose 59\\\" (Set of 2) This Intex 1.5\\\" Accessory Hose is suitable for 1500 GPH, and higher, filter pumps and saltwater systems with the correct size fittings. This accessory hose comes complete with nuts on both ends making installation fast and easy. With a 59\\\" length, this accessory hose provides ample length. Save time and hassle with this money saving package offer!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: They work but they are cheaply made.\\n\\nReview: Unless you want to rig up something of better quality yourself, you really have no choice but to use the Intex hose. Intex customer sevice seems non exsitant. My hose arived with one conector broken. Lucky for me I used the much stronger 2 piece conector they have and made this hose work just fine in fact better. The hose itself is very thin and flimsey. They haven't failed yet wich amazes me but I wouldn't abuse them if I were you. Treat them with kid gloves so to speak. Well all Intex products are cheaply made in China so there you have it. Good luck with your hose! Zero\\nstars becuase it arived broke, no stars for no customer service and 3 star overall cause it's just ok.\",\n \"Product: Intex 1.5\\\" Diameter Accessory Hose 59\\\" (Set of 2) This Intex 1.5\\\" Accessory Hose is suitable for 1500 GPH, and higher, filter pumps and saltwater systems with the correct size fittings. This accessory hose comes complete with nuts on both ends making installation fast and easy. With a 59\\\" length, this accessory hose provides ample length. Save time and hassle with this money saving package offer!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: They work but they are cheaply made.\\n\\nReview: Unless you want to rig up something of better quality yourself, you really have no choice but to use the Intex hose. Intex customer sevice seems non exsitant. My hose arived with one conector broken. Lucky for me I used the much stronger 2 piece conector they have and made this hose work just fine in fact better. The hose itself is very thin and flimsey. They haven't failed yet wich amazes me but I wouldn't abuse them if I were you. Treat them with kid gloves so to speak. Well all Intex products are cheaply made in China so there you have it. Good luck with your hose! Zero\\nstars becuase it arived broke, no stars for no customer service and 3 star overall cause it's just ok.\",\n \"Product: SHARK FIN CHLORINATOR\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Thought it would be a fun item but it's useless even dangerous.\\n\\nReview: It's a cool item but basically useless. I won't float upright unless it's totally full and there are times your pool might not need that much chlorine. So what do you do, when you only want 1 tab floating? You cant use it which is why I say it's useless. Sure the idea is fun, a floating shark in the pool, cool! If it works which it don't. The rubber deteriorates in the sun and the shark easily pops out of the base when its heavy and full of chlorine tabs again why I say it really doesn't work. Waste of money try the Stanley floating pool chlorinator also available on Amazon and get one that actually works then buy a shark toy for the pool and you will have even more fun. Lastly, it looks like a toy so the kids want to play with it, it's not a toy and it's dangerous for kids to play with.\",\n \"Product: Robelle 5-In-1 Swimming Pool Multi-Purpose 3\\\" Chlorinating Tabs contain a proprietary blend of ingredients that will reduce the amount of pool chemicals needed to keep your swimming pool clean. Each 3\\\" 8 oz. tab is individually wrapped for easier and safer handling, stabilized to prevent burn-off, and are slow dissolving to maintain a proper free chlorine level. Built-in clarifier produces crystal-clear water. Stain-inhibitor prevents and removes stains caused by metals and minerals. Includes algae preventer that will leave a algaecide residual to help get rid of algae and prevent it from coming back. Built-in descaler will prevent the build up of scale which can cause corrosion. Because your sanitizer has these additional chemicals built in, you will spend less money on pool supplies. For use in feeders or floaters - kills bacteria and controls algae, clarifies, prevents metal staining and corrosion, and reduces scale formation. Important notes: Shock your pool every week and also after heavy rain or heavy use to help keep your pool water properly maintained. Sunlight, rainfall, temperature, number of swimmers and frequency of pool use affect the rate of chlorine residual loss. Adjust cleaning and chemical maintenance accordingly. Use this product in an automatic feeder or floater designed for this product. Do not add other chemicals into the feeder or floater where this product is in use as a fire or explosion may occur. To avoid damage to pool surface or materials do not allow product to come in direct contact with these materials. Do not throw tablets directly into pool. Before using this product ensure all pool equipment is working properly. Adjust stabilizer levels to 40-100 ppm with a Stabilizer. Test the waters pH, alkalinity, and calcium hardness and adjust to the correct level. Adjust pH to 7.4 - 7.6. Be sure to follow label directions when using other products as outlined in directions for this product. Check the free available chlorine level and adjust to 2-4 ppm by adding a granular chlorinating product. Start up and initial treatment directions: If water is cloudy or green, super-chlorinate pool with appropriate shock product until pool is clear. Add 16 ounces of this product (two tablets) per 10,000 gallons of pool water to feeder or floater and then test for the free available chlorine level (allow water to circulate at least 4 hours before testing). Adjust the feeder or floater following manufacturers instructions to establish a free available chlorine level between 2-4 ppm. When free available chlorine level is adjusted to 2-4 ppm, add an algaecide appropriate to your needs. For routine maintenance: Add 16 ounces of this product per 10,000 gallons of pool water per week, or as often as needed, to the feeder or floater to maintain a constant free available chlorine level of 2-4 ppm. Sunlight, rainfall, temperature, number of swimmers and frequency of pool use affect the rate of chlorine residual loss so check the feeder or floater often and refill as needed. Robelle 5-In-1 Swimming Pool Multi-Purpose 3\\\" Chlorinating Tabs will kill bacteria, control algae, clarify water, prevent metal staining and corrosion, and reduce scale formation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The only chlorine I use! The only one you will use. You will love it!\\n\\nReview: Please remember that for the most part chlorine is chlorine. Buy it the cheapest way you can and the larger the amount the less it cost per pound. I also recommend you buy it during the off season. OK that was advice for new pool owners. Some chlorine adds stabilizer to it which is normally good but continuous use of stabilized chlorine can build up your stabilizer too much. Stabilizer helps the chlorine last longer especially in the sun as the sun tends to use up the chlorine faster. If you live in a hot area, stabilizer is a must. Having said that. This product is great! I have no need for any other chemicals in my pool because this product has it all built in. I buy it on sale and the price is the same as standard chlorine. You cant beat that. You have to buy chlorine anyway and when you use this brand, it's like you get all the rest of the chemicals that you need for free. Not exactly but close when you get it on sale. Not on sale and it is very expensive. Simply put, its convenience. There is no messing around with other chemicals, no storing of chemicals and it always seems to work just fine. But I cant figure out how due to so many variables, but it does.\\n\\nSince there are so many variables that effect your quest to obtain perfectly balanced water, you may need one or more of the other 4 chemicals needed to get the pool just right. The reverse is also possible, you may have to switch to standard chlorine to help lower a certain area in order to balance the water in certain areas. I say that to remind you that those variables are possible. Having said that, neither has ever happened to me. I do wonder how they know just the right amount of the other chemicals to put into the product considering the volume of water varies with everyone pool and the larger the pool the more chemicals are needed to obtain balled water. The smaller the pools water volume, the less chemical you need t get balanced water. So how do they know? Who cares it works and that's what matters. You understand what I mean by variables. Some years we have a pollen issue, other years pool usage is greater, some times its hotter than other times all variables that might require various amounts of different chemicals to correct balanced water.\\n\\nOccasionally I use shock, occasionally I use a certain algaecide that's awesome. Read my other posts to find out which one. Think of this product as a chemical maintainer for your pool because that what I believe it is. It's best to start with balanced water in the first place then use this product too, as I said, maintain the pools chemical needs. Pretty simple if you think of this product along those terms. Not to confuse you but sometimes I don't even bother to start with balanced water and just use this product and that works well too. Why? because I want to swim and enjoy my pool and not spend all day trying to balance it as the balance varies daily some times, achieving perfectly balanced water can drive one crazy.\\n\\nIf you want it simple and don't want to be bothered with trying to balance your pools water to perfection, this product is what you need. Maybe I should have wrote that line first, then I would not have bothered you with all that other stuff. Do you need this product? No, you can spend a fortune buying every chemical you need, storing them and messing with them all season or, you can buy this and your done! Add up the cost of all the other chemicals then compare it to the cost of this and don't forget to add all time you save and its a no brainer!\\n\\nLet me put it even simpler then I will shut up about it.\\n\\nBuy this product, you will thank me for recommending it to you and you will wonder how you got along without it. Buy it you will love it ! Enjoy your pool!\\n\\nupdate, they still make it and i still use it!\",\n \"Product: Super Shock Quick 20 is a patented, fast acting shock formula that removes organic wastes. One bag treats 20,000 gallons of pool water. It controls algae and bacteria during super chlorination. Clarifies pool water and reduces other chemical needs to keep your pool clean and balanced. Produces clear, sparkling water in your pool when added on a weekly basis. he best time to shock your pool is in the early evening after sundown. With Super Shock Quick you can resume swimming in as soon as 15 minutes after application. Package contains 10 bags.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'd be shocked if you try this shock and don't like it.\\n\\nReview: I have used them all. I use this product and one other and I skip the rest. You may never have heard of this shock but don't let that stop you once you try it you will see what I mean. It works great and less expensive that the bigger name shock that frankly don't work well at all. I've had pools all of my life, tried them all and I have to tell you this shock out performs the rest. There's really not much you can say about shock. It either works well or it's a waste of your money. I came across this years ago and said, here's one I haven't tried. Not thinking it was going to work any better than the rest but it does. It worked so well that loved it! I tried to but could not find it again. I was not happy to say the least. You finally find a great product and they no longer sell it. Typical these days. It's only 63% shock and the other one I use is 73% but I could care less what the number is because this stuff works period! I am pleased that I can buy it here I wish I could buy the 100lb bucket here.\",\n \"Product: The Blue Torrent 12\\\" brush around 360 Degree for swimming pools cleans pool corners with ease with the brush around 360 wall & Floor brush. No dirt will escape your reach with this innovative pool brush with 360 Degree cleaning capability. Built-in corner brushes help you to clean in the tight corners of walls & steps. Simply attach to your telescopic pole (not included) & scrub dirt from virtually anywhere in or around your pool.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: It should be 5 stars but its hard for me to give that cause it's a work item not a fun item.\\n\\nReview: This item is at least 4 stars ill give it 5 if it lasts. It passed the pull test. That's were I pull on the bristles to see if they come out or not. they don't thus far they stay put! Unlike all the cheap brushes you find at most pool supply and big box stores there total junk! This brush rocks! To call it a 360 degree brush is a bit of a stretch for me due to the handle but its close enough. To be honest, I'd say half the brush is 360 degrees provided you can manipulate the handle to achieve that. That for me is a big if. I found a larger 16\\\" i think it was maybe longer but I chose this one to get under the steps easier. Built in corner brushes are cool too. The ends are just like a corner brush except a corner brush is easier to use due to handle placement. But it still is doable as a corner brush so its kind of like a happy medium in and all in one brush and I like that. I'd prefer all the bristles be one color and not clear or white, yellow red blue would work to see the bristles on the bottom if they do fall off in time. The real test is how it lasts before the bristles come off. I am another who can't understand the bad reviews they got me baffled. This brush rocks! did I say that before? Yes I said it twice because it does rock! Ya but it's a pool brush, not likes its a 4K TV. I'd rather be swimming. OK OK i'll brush the pool. Since I got to brush, I'm really glad I own this brush.\\n\\nUPDATE* The more I use this thing the more I like it. One thing I discovered but its hard to explain. You don't have to spin it around you simply swap the handle from left to right? Ya I said its hard to explain. Because its round and works from all angles unlike a traditional brush you may have to turn the brush around this you don't need to do that. Ya I know you don't get it. Just start using it and you will see what I mean. Then you can explain it to me so it makes sense. Klink! What is this man talking about?\",\n \"Product: Waterpik DSL-653 chrome hand held shower head helps you get every day off to a great start. Six dual-source technology sprays help deliver a high-power experience unlike any other shower head you've owned. Two side-by-side turbo massage jets simultaneously deliver incredible massaging power with shoulder-to-shoulder coverage for twice the massaging action. Spray settings include: Advanced Mist, Full Body, PowerSpray, Twin Massage,Twin Massage plus PowerSpray, and Water Saving Mist. Features 3.5\\\" diameter head and anti-clog nozzles. Five foot hose helps with washing kids, bathing pets, and assisted showering. Made in China.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The only game in town.\\n\\nReview: Searching for a new shower massage to replace my 20 year old water pic this is the only one I found. As a multi position shower head its not bad but compared to my previous massager, it is seriously lacking. Very disappointing considering the \\\"twin turbo\\\" name i was expecting to be blasted into a state of massage bliss! Not only did that not happen the massager function barely works. The quality is gone from my previous water pic model. Its now made entirely of cheap plastic. A warning for you. Be absolutely positive that you have not crossed the threads when installing the water hose. This units plastic parts are easily stripped and the only thing you can do is buy a new one. I believe that is intentionally done by the manufacturer. Its called planned obsolescence. Basically a total consumer rip off! As for water pic's lifetime garente? I'll let you know after I send my 20 year water pic back to them weather that's real or another rip off. Like I said, the only game in town so if you have to have a massager and not just a multi position shower head then this is the one. I feel your better off buying a better quality multi position shower head and just keep the masagers of old a distant pleasant memory because they seem to be long gone.\",\n \"Product: Recommended for smoke alarms, professional audio and medical devices. 10 year shelf life. Wide operating range. High energy density . Non-hazardous solid waste\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If they last 7-10 years like they claim, then 5 stars! If not, just another rip off.\\n\\nReview: I'll have to get back to you in 7 years to see if this item earns the 5 stars. Until then, i am assuming they will last. The concept is great. Imagine only having to push the test button occasionally and not having to change the battery which is typically a pain in the neck to do. The new units have been re designed to make battery changes easier but even with that you still need a step ladder to reach them. This battery was bought for a 94 year old man. I don't want him up on a step ladder messing with batteries. I am hoping this solves the problem. Like I said we won't know for 7-10 years. I am hoping its $7 well spent. Considering a typical alkaline battery costs about $2.50 and will last a year at best if i get just 3 years out of this battery I won't feel completely ripped off. I will mention I have nothing but high praise for my lithium ion power tool batteries when compared to the previous Ni-cad version. I have used lithium batteries in my TV remote and they seem to last much longer than alkaline batteries. I have no doubt that lithium batteries will be the norm soon.\\n\\nUpdate: A year and a half still working!\\n\\nUpdate: Almost 3 years still working, looking like this product does as it claims.\\n\\nUpdate: 4 years still working 3 more to go.\",\n \"Product: The Bosch PS60 12V Max Reciprocating Saw features a powerful 3,000 (SPM) motor. Fast Cutting-Significantly faster than a hand saw, as fast or faster than our competition. Compact-Small enough to reach into tight areas and corners. Fuel Gauge-Easier battery management for continued work. Comfortable Soft-Grip Top and Body-Multiple grip positions to prevent hand fatigue.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The good and the bad.\\n\\nReview: Let's start with the good. I own another saw already and really did not need this. I wanted it! The improvements are well worth upgrading to this saw. I think the engineers got this saw right! First it has an led light that helps light up the job. Second it has a power meter that lets you know how much battery power that is left. Third, you cant beat the 12 volt lithium Ion battery. At first I though that the smaller 12 volt battery would not get the job done but I was wrong. It not only gets the job done, it does it better by making the tool lighter easier to use and I am able to use it longer. In fact it's so light and easy to use that my wife can use this tool to trim branches and hedges in the yard. The way it is designed, you can place your other hand on top in such a way as to help create down force to help you cut better and faster. Genius! It's smaller than I thought it would be and was surprised when I got it at how compact it is. The best thing was I got this saw for free! I bought a Bosch 12 volt drill and it came with this saw for free so shop around!\\n\\nNow for the bad. There is no bad, this tool is perfection! The battery charges in 1/2 an hour as opposed to the 18 volts packs which generally require a 1 hour fast charge. That helps keep you working. Since I bought all the Bosch 12 volt tools not a single one of them have I regretted buying. I haven't used any of my 18 volt tools since and I do not expect that I will. I love this saw and I am confident that you will too. 5 stars is as high as the rating system goes but it deserves six stars!\\n\\nUpdate: 3 yrs. old and still like new.\\nUpdate: 4 yrs. old yes you could not tell it from new!\",\n \"Product: When a baby bat takes his first solo flight, the world seems dark and frightening. But then he remembers his mother's reassuring voice and starts to use his song. The baby bat discovers that the night is full of wonder and even in the deepest darkness he can see everything! The baby Nightsong bat plush doll is as cute as can be, with soft fur and super-soft ears and wings. He even has a belly button. He's the perfect snuggly companion to take into the dark. From the beautiful book by Ari Berk, illustrated by Loren Long. Safe for all ages, perfect for ages 2-6. Measures 11 inches tall. Surface wash only.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect tool for portaility!\\n\\nReview: Lets face it, cordless tools on the inside are practically identical. Everyone has thier favorite brand. All brands sell factory reconditioned units wich tells me that all brands have had thier issues or they would not have any tools sent bact to be recondition. So wich brand do you buy? I still ask myself that question all the time. I've had DeWalt expirence, they lasted well but they are expensive and eventually failed. When I opened it up to see if I could fix it, I was shocked to see that in my opinion the quality was no better than Ryobi wich is available at 1/4 of the cost. So I started to try other brands. This driver fit my hand perfectly. Is very compact, Lithium-Ion is definatly the way to go. Since Lithium-Ion became common place, I would never go back to Ni-Cad. The batteries charge up quick. They hold thier charge when not in use. They are very compact when compared to Ni-Cad That allows for the tools to be very compact and portable as well as lighter weight. A lot lighter! They out last Ni-Cad when in use. I can find not a single thing bad to say about Lithium-Ion. As far as the brand. It has been my expirence that Bosch has a good reputation and loyal following. I love this driver. I can't say enough about it. It has a great look as well. Just remember it's a driver not a drill. As with all drivers, useing a dril bit designed for a driver will give you a hole but it tends to wobble so it's not for acurate drilling. For that use Bosch's 12 v drill. Lets discuss voltage. Yes if you really need power such as an impact driver for removing car tires, you need 18 volts. If your drilling threw stainless steel, maybe 18 volts might be a better choice. However; beyond that, I find 12 volt tools get the job done without any issues. They are way smaller and lighter more portable and compact they don't tire you out using them. I love 12volt tools. I just wished Bosch expanded their line of 12 volt tools. If you want all the cordless tools available, you need to choose 18 volts. 12 volts tools are limited to just 4 models. I also considered other brands, I saw the Hitachi 10 volt tool was similar size but less voltage. The white color looked great but the first time I used it with a greasy hand that would be over quick. for those 2 reason I passed on that brand. I still think white looks great though just not practice. I also cant understand the less voltage but still the same size drive/drill. Makes no sense. The less voltage the batteries and driver should be more compact. It isn't so I defiant;y feel That this tool is the right choice. I recommend this tool highly! 5 stars! Bosch earned them.\\n\\nUpdate: 4 yrs old and still like new!\\nupdate, 5 years! Do you still want to buy that other junk? Bosch rules!\",\n \"Product: Wilmingtons Guide to the Bible Volume 2 New Testement.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Dr. Wilmington did much of the work fo you to make studing the Bilbe esier for us. How great is that? This book is a must own!\\n\\nReview: You need this book. It will help change your life and the lives of those around you. Take it from me, I have seen the Lord do some amazing things with this book. Prepare yourself because your going to buy this book over and over again. Volume 1 and volume 2 combined are nearly identical to the big Wilmington guide. They separated it into new and old testaments. I find this way easier to handle than the bog book. It is also less confusing to those just beginning to study the Bible. It may also be something to consider if handling large books is difficult for you. Warning, once you pick it up you won't want to put it down. I prefer the large combined book better because it has a ton of lists in the back that will help you and make studying a lot easier. The 50th anniversary edition is even better. God bless!\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":27,"string":"27"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1394,"string":"1,394"}}},{"rowIdx":1395,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3I92PEEL1B62O"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Runaway: A Road Adventure brings you into a world of danger and deceit, where you'll have to outfightgangsters and outfight capos to stay alive!\". The summary of the review text is \"3rd-Person Adventure of the Classic Kind\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"_Runaway_ starts with a movie: an attractive young man in a director's chair on a dark stage tells you about the strange turn his life took recently. Brian Basco, you learn, is a brilliant physics student on his way to dream position at UC Berkeley. As he's leaving New York, he remembers he has an errand to run and heads to SoHo. A beautiful woman runs out in front of his car. He takes her to the hospital and tried to continue on his way, but she tells him her life is in danger. Being a kind-hearted soul, he can't just leave her, and soon enough the two of them are on the run.\nThis is another recent release that I avoided for some time due to various negative reviews. Well, I know everyone can't like everything but seriously! were those reviewers playing the same game? In my experience, _Runaway_ was beautiful, well-plotted, exceptionally acted, humourous and highly entertaining, with an interface that was easy to understand and use. It ran incredibly smoothly--no bugs here!-- and the soundtrack kept me humming long after I was done playing. All in all, a game in the best tradition of 3rd person adventure.\nThe game was highly linear. In some ways it played more like an interactive movie. There were many cut-scenes, some of them quite long. On the plus side, lots of conversations went along without any participation; it always annoys me when there's a contrived interactive quality to portions of a game that are basically information dumps. Sometimes a character would tell Brian to \"Go away and come back in an hour,\" and instead of wandering around waiting for time to pass, you'd get a little movie where Brian said, \"Well, I think an hour has gone by.\" I like this a lot. On the negative side, you couldn't pick up invetory until you needed it, or at least until you had some clue you needed SOMETHING. So you had to go back to locations quite a bit and keep looking at things to be sure there wasn't anything new. In some games this REALLY bothers me, but in _Runaway_ it didn't so much. I could understand not wanting to carry around fifteen tons of stuff until you had a use for it.\nThe puzzles were classic inventory/conversation: get information and find what you need to solve a problem. I found that the solutions generally made sense; there were only a few that seemed unthinkably silly or even downright wrong (in terms of real life). There were a lot of multi-part tasks--places where just as you thought you finally had it solved, something else would come up. And there were a couple of pixel hunts. But mostly, the game moved right along.\nThe characters were wonderful, if somewhat stereotyped. The voice acting was very good; I especially liked the Currandera, Mama Dorita. The main character had a slight tendancy to talk too much, but that was easily overlooked. I thought Brian's development was also well-done. You could see that his experiences were transforming him, but his core personality remained the same.\n_Runaway_ took me about 20 hours to complete and I resorted to UHS hints 2 or 3 times (about average for me). I really, really enjoyed it and hope there will be a sequel. If you like the Monkey Island games, you'll like this one."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"_Runaway_ starts with a movie: an attractive young man in a director's chair on a dark stage tells you about the strange turn his life took recently. Brian Basco, you learn, is a brilliant physics student on his way to dream position at UC Berkeley. As he's leaving New York, he remembers he has an errand to run and heads to SoHo. A beautiful woman runs out in front of his car. He takes her to the hospital and tried to continue on his way, but she tells him her life is in danger. Being a kind-hearted soul, he can't just leave her, and soon enough the two of them are on the run.\nThis is another recent release that I avoided for some time due to various negative reviews. Well, I know everyone can't like everything but seriously! were those reviewers playing the same game? In my experience, _Runaway_ was beautiful, well-plotted, exceptionally acted, humourous and highly entertaining, with an interface that was easy to understand and use. It ran incredibly smoothly--no bugs here!-- and the soundtrack kept me humming long after I was done playing. All in all, a game in the best tradition of 3rd person adventure.\nThe game was highly linear. In some ways it played more like an interactive movie. There were many cut-scenes, some of them quite long. On the plus side, lots of conversations went along without any participation; it always annoys me when there's a contrived interactive quality to portions of a game that are basically information dumps. Sometimes a character would tell Brian to \"Go away and come back in an hour,\" and instead of wandering around waiting for time to pass, you'd get a little movie where Brian said, \"Well, I think an hour has gone by.\" I like this a lot. On the negative side, you couldn't pick up invetory until you needed it, or at least until you had some clue you needed SOMETHING. So you had to go back to locations quite a bit and keep looking at things to be sure there wasn't anything new. In some games this REALLY bothers me, but in _Runaway_ it didn't so much. I could understand not wanting to carry around fifteen tons of stuff until you had a use for it.\nThe puzzles were classic inventory/conversation: get information and find what you need to solve a problem. I found that the solutions generally made sense; there were only a few that seemed unthinkably silly or even downright wrong (in terms of real life). There were a lot of multi-part tasks--places where just as you thought you finally had it solved, something else would come up. And there were a couple of pixel hunts. But mostly, the game moved right along.\nThe characters were wonderful, if somewhat stereotyped. The voice acting was very good; I especially liked the Currandera, Mama Dorita. The main character had a slight tendancy to talk too much, but that was easily overlooked. I thought Brian's development was also well-done. You could see that his experiences were transforming him, but his core personality remained the same.\n_Runaway_ took me about 20 hours to complete and I resorted to UHS hints 2 or 3 times (about average for me). I really, really enjoyed it and hope there will be a sequel. If you like the Monkey Island games, you'll like this one."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Prepare yourself for an incredible adventure. Armed with only your wits, you will travel through stunning 3-D lands of desert, jungle, and water as you explore breathtaking ruins and caverns in search of the elusive Crystal Key.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good beginning, [bad] ending\n\nReview: I actually really liked this game -- or most of it. The scenery was beautifully rendered and the locations were interesting. The story line was not really very compelling, however. It was more of a reason to put you in the game in the first place than a driving factor, but that didn't bother me too much. I also liked the puzzles, many of which involved lateral thinking and looking around the environments for hidden clues.\nHowever. There were an awful lot of bugs in this game and it crashed frequently. And it seemed that just when things were starting to get interesting, it was over. The ending was abrupt and dissatisfying.\nIf you're jonesing for an adventure game, go ahead and play it because there are many enjoyable moments. But you might want to borrow a friend's copy rather than buy it.","Product: A trip into Mexico's Day of the Dead, where you experience a film noir epic adventure.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Quite Hard, but Entertaining\n\nReview: I had been wanting to play _Grim Fandango_ for a long time, so I was excited to get it as a Christmas present. Perhaps it was that my anticipation was so great, but the enjoyment level of the game didn't quite lead up to my expectations.\nThe premise is both original and amusing: You are Manuel (Manny) Calavera. Your job as a travel agent with the Department of Death is to sell packages to souls on their way from the 8th level of the Underworld to the 9th and las\nt. If a soul has been really good in life, it has earned enough spiritual wealth to get a ticket on the #9 train and make the trip in just hours. \"Poor\" souls have to walk, a journey of four years. Manny finds out that a ruthless crime syndicate is stealing train tickets and depriving souls of their just rewards. AS he follows the trail of the mysterious and beautiful Mercedes Colomar, he must stand against the crime syndicate and work for the freedom of souls everywhere. Phew!!\nThere are a lot of really good things about this game. Number one is, you can't be killed. Even in situations that look dire where other game manufaturers would certainly have put a timed puzzle, you have all the time that you need. Thank you, LucasArts! The character development is wonderful, aided by some of the best voice acting ever. The plot is engaging. The art, though an older 2-D style that might bother some players, is a lovely mix of MExican and Art Deco styles, with lots of \"Day of the Dead\" references (e.g., the characters). I thought it would be hard to relate to weird 2-D skeletons, but I soon knew them as people. And the script never takes itself too seriously, poking good natured fun at everything from revolution to open mic night at the local bistro.\nThe set up is a good mix of linear and non-linear, with levels that have to be accomplished in a certain order but a great deal of freedom within the level itself. IN general, the game sustains its momentum very well. So often in this type of game you see very complex first and second levels but towards the end the levels get so easy it seems the game developers were running out of ideas. Although the second level was the most difficult, the third and fourth levels offered enough to keep me interested.\nOn the other hand, GF is very, very difficult -- hard enough that the frustration level at times interferred with my enjoyment of the game. Take it from this experienced gamer: anyone who claims to have completed this game in 12 hours or less was playing with a walkthrough at his elbow, not applying his brain to the puzzles.\nThe puzzles were strictly the application of inventory variety, with some amount of gathering clues from conversation. I don't usually have any difficulty with these types of puzzles, but two things made them really hard in GF. One was the interface itself. The game is completely keyboard operated and your character turns his head to look at things with which you can interact. Unfortunately, where things are close together, it's hard to tell what it is Manny's looking at. There were several times that I thought I didn't know the solution to a puzzle that I did in fact know, just because I couldn't get Manny in the right place to interact with the appropriate person or item. So I'd go haring off all over the game looking at every other possible solution until I was frustrated enough to go to the hint page, where I invariably found out I was right in the first place, I just hadn't had Manny positioned correctly.\nThe other thing that makes this game difficult is that many of the puzzles are logical only in retrospect, often because there is a piece of information missing in the middle, requiring the gamer to take such a leap of imagination that you generally only stumble upon the solution by chance. A little more information from Manny, pointing you in the right direction, would have been helpful in some cases. As it was, as often as not I solved the puzzles in a completely random fashion; for only about half of them had I any plan of action.\nDespite its cartoony appearance, Grim Fandango is not a game for kids. There is a lot of smoking and drinking, if you object to that (every time you aren't actively playing for a while, Manny lights up. I thought this was pretty funny, but some people surely won't). There are some skeletal sexual inuendoes and quite a bit of violence, both real and implied. The latter is softened a bit by euphemism and the fact that the characters are already dead, but GF is not a light game. Plus, many of the references and jokes that make the game worth playing would probably be lost on anyone under 25.\nThere is a lot of running back and forth, particularly in the second level: some map or zip feature would have been very helpful. IN a couple of places it was hard to maneuver and Manny got sucked into doors simply by passing them, whether I wanted him to go there or not. Grim Fandango also features one of the grossest puzzle solutions I've yet come across.\nIt took me 25-30 hours to complete this game. It would have been less had the frustration level not been so high. I give it relatively high marks because it was well done, original and ran very smoothly, but the puzzles really deserve only three stars. For the money, I'd say GRim Fandango is a good buy, but not for everyone and certainly not for those with a low frustration threshold.","Product: The sequel to the best-selling classic adventure game, The Crystal Key, is here! A mysterious power has stolen control of all the souls of Evany; you escape unscathed. Journey through the far reaches of the galaxy to unknown worlds, as you seek answers to save your homeland.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A review that actually says something about THIS game\n\nReview: About a generation ago, the planet, Evany, was one that suffered from the Imperial plans of a race called the Belial, under their leader, Ozgar. Ozgar was eventually defeated by an Evany native (this is the plot of Crystal Key 1, BTW) and everything was supposed to be hunky-dory from then on. But after a few years it became noticeable that the population were turning into mindless zombies. You play Call, the son of the game's original hero. Somehow you are unaffected by this soul-loss plague. In the opening scenes, you are approached by a strange girl who says she's been looking for you. Just as she is about to explain why, she is spirited away by two creeps in bizarre armour. But she leaves behind a gateway...\nI know many people didn't like CK1. I, however, did, despite its problems. If you didn't, though, that's no reason you shouldn't play CK2. It's a very different game. Instead of being straight 1st person, it includes many 3rd person cutscenes, for instance. There are also characters with whom you can interact. The conversations are not participatory--that is, when you approach someone, the conversation just rolls on without your input (you don't have to choose topics, etc.) You still have to pay attention, because there are several conversational clues to what you need to do. The puzzles are generally inventory-based. There were pros and cons about this. One thing I liked about CK1 was that many of the puzzles were very intuitive--finding clues, the significance of which was not immediately obvious, to codes and locks and such. That kind of puzzle was conspicuously absent here, and I found the game very easy. On the other hand, the inventory was handled well. It wasn't unwieldy, and items vanished once you had used them up. There was relatively little pixel hunting, but you do have to look around each area carefully. Most of the solutions made at least some kind of sense, although I did a fair amount of randomly trying inventory to see if anything worked.\nThis is a beautiful, beautiful game with many locations to visit. Some of the back and forthing got to be a bit of a pain, and I thought that in several locations there wasn't enough to do--one in particular seemed completely unnecessary. The music and f/x are for the most part understated (tho' the jazz in the spaceport bar made me laugh every time). There are unlimited saves, no timed puzzles, and you can't die.\nThere are, however, a few bugs. This game fully installs to your hard drive and you don't need the disc in the drive to play. It doesn't tell you this anywhere in the manual or readme. And if you leave the disc in the drive, it can interfer with gameplay--make your inventory disappear, etc. There are also a couple other bugs I've heard of but did not experience--not being able to get back to a necessary location after forgetting to collect an inventory item was one. I haven't heard of any patches, so the solution at this point seems to be frequent saving.\nCK2 was pretty short (15 hours, maybe) and pretty easy. The ending, although not as abrupt as its predecessor's, was still pretty abrupt, leaving me wondering if I had missed something. Still, I enjoyed it. I recommend it to anyone who likes adventure games.","Product: Mysterious Journey II: Chameleon is a first-person perspective puzzle-oriented adventure game that follows on from the best-selling adventure game Schizm. Combining eye-catching environments with challenging puzzles gamers seek to save an ancient colony from destruction.Format: WIN 982000XP Genre: ENTERTAINMENT UPC: 625904399502 Manufacturer No: PCO39950MB\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Better than MJ 1 by a long shot\n\nReview: In the opening movie of Mysterious Journey 2, you wake up on a space station. A recorded message informs you that you have been in cryogenic sleep for 200-odd years as punishment for \"betraying your planet.\" Apparently you were involved in some kind of war that, 2 centuries before, all but wiped out the planet (Sarpedon) and everyone on it. Furthermore, the recording informs you, the space station will fall out of orbit in a number of days and waking you up to experience this event is also part of your punishment. But before the recording can tell you anything else, an energy surge destroys it and you are left....alone?\nMJ 2 is a 1st person game with numerous 3rd person cutscenes as you progress. Let's get the tech out of the way: this game requires a computer no more than a year old or so, with a good video card. The game (on three discs) fully installs to the tune of several gigs of hard drive space. Once installed, is does not need any disc inserted to run--a plus, in my book.\nAs you might expect from the requirements, MJ 2 is graphically stunning. There's lots of subtle animation, from the movement of water, to trees swaying in he breeze, to insects fluttering around lamps: in every location, something is moving. The character rendering is also quite good, although character movement in the cutscenes is a little jerky. The sound, however, is a little weak. Music consists of the same tape loops repeated over and over again, with no variation between locations, and f/x mainly consists of blowing wind and mechanical humming. The voice acting was decent, but in several places the f/x drowns out the dialog. There is no separate volume controls for dialog and f/x, nor are there any subtitles. So there were places where I really couldn't hear what was being said. You can get a dialog transcript from the main menu, but there were inexplicable gaps in that transcript. Fortunately, you didn't really need the dialog to play the game, but I still found it annoying.\nYou can navigate either with the keyboard or the mouse or both. Movement is absolutely unrestricted, which was nice. There were only 3 mouse cursors to worry about: the general navigation cursor, the \"activity here\" cursor, and the warp cursor, which took you between locations. New locations took several seconds to load, but movement within a location was smooth and fast.\nThough there is a story behind your actions, essentially MJ2 is a puzzle-heavy game. Puzzles lead to new locations, which lead to more puzzles and so on. I found that most of the puzzles were on the easy to medium-hard side. When I got stuck, it was more likely that I was making the puzzle more complicated than it really was; thinking in simpler terms often led to a solution. Many of the puzzles are math-based, so if you don't have a mathematical mind, you might not like this game. Attention to details of the environment is a must, as is note-taking. There are a few inventory puzzles, but you generally used your inventory immediately, in the location in which you found it. There are no timed puzzles and you can't die, but there are a few places where you can get backed into a corner, so saving before and after each puzzle is essential. There are an unlimited number of save slots available to accomodate this, plus the game auto-saves at each new location.\nThe one thing that really bothered me about this game was that about half the time, completing a puzzle led to an area where nothing at all happened except that you got to look at some scenery. So you might spend an hour trying to get into a room and only three seconds in there, which made me wonder why I had bothered. I think the puzzles could have been integrated into the game better. As it was, the plot seemed almost an afterthought, stuck in to make an adventure out of what was mainly a series of puzzles for puzzles' sake.\nI took about 30 hours to complete MJ 2 at the rate of 1 or 2 puzzles a night; it was not a game that absorbed or inspired me to keep playing for hours and hours on end. I liked it better than MJ1--it was far better constructed and far more comprehensible. If you like puzzles you'll probably like this game. If you're looking for a complex story and character interaction, probably not so much.","Product: Immerse yourself in the deepest Myst adventure to date. This fantastic bundle includes the original Uru, To D'ni (the 1st Uru expansion pack), and The Path of the Shell (the 2nd Uru expansion pack) in 1 complete set.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Pleasantly Surprised, For the Most Part\n\nReview: Like quite a few other gamers, I was resistant to Uru despite being a hardcore MYST fan. The notion of a Multi-player on-line experience (as URU was originally intended to be) built around the MYST concept just didn't appeal to me. Plus, scuttlebutt about some of the more skill-oriented tasks in the game put me off. Well, I finally broke down and got the Complete Chronicles, and I have to admit to being pleasantly surprised. This isn't MYST; it's an adjunct to MYST and as such comes off very well, both in terms of atmosphere and gameplay.\n\nTo begin at the beginning, you start the game by designing an avatar--a physical representation of yourself in the game world. This is one of the things that I originally disdained as pointless, but setting up and dressing the avatar gave me an inordinate amount of pleasure. It was cool to be able to change clothes and paint your toenails, instead of having the avatar look the same all the way through, as in most 3rd person games.\n\nThat being said, Uru Complete Chronicles includes the original Ages Beyond Myst and both expansion packs that were later released when the on-line game tanked. In Uru, you're introduced to the conflict between the D'Ni Restoration Council, a group of people bent on exploiting the D'Ni culture, and Yeesha, the daughter of Atrus, who seems to have been dead quite a few years, but who has left messages for you in various places. Yeesha sets you a complicated task that involves traveling through several ages. This was by far the most enjoyable segment of the game for me. The puzzles were sensible with a large proportion of mechanical tasks. Even the skill tasks weren't as difficult as I had been led to believe. If you've played any console or arcade game that features jumping (super mario brothers comes to mind) you won't have any problem with this. The one irritation (which continues through the whole game) is that you can't save as you go; the game automatically saves your progress and if you fall off a cliff or something, you're reloaded back at a neutral starting point and have to make your way back. Although this makes sense as far as the game story goes, it means gameplay delays.\n\nTo D'Ni was the easiest segment. In it, you finally get to explore the underground city that's been referenced since MYST came out. Fans of the series will get a kick out of this; others may not care. For the most part, the entire game focuses on one particular task, which necessitates quite a bit of linking back and forth and running around. There's also LOTS of reading, some of it unnecessary to gameplay but still interesting. One minor problem with the Complete Chronicles at this point was that some of the To D'Ni stuff was accessible right from the beginning of Uru, so that by the time you got to the point in the game where it was relevant, you forgot it. At least you didn't have to go back through every place you'd ever been to see if anything had changed.\n\nPath of the Shell was my least favourite section of this game. I'm sorry to say, it was so frustrating and incomprehensible that it about destroyed the game for me. On its own, I'd only rate it 2 stars. There was not enough information provided within the game to be able to solve certain sections. Plus, solutions often involved long arbitrary wait times that were impossible to predict; you needed to be told about them right out. And one of these would have been plenty. Also, POTS froze and crashed and acted weird. I had to enter the solution to one puzzle about 20 times before it actually did what it was supposed to do. All in all, a disappointing ending that left a bad taste in my mouth.\n\nUru Complete Chronicles lasted me well over a month and there is still opportunity to explore certain areas. Eventhough Path of the Shell didn't thrill me, I'd certainly play any more expansion packs that Cyan wanted to release. It's a great value and a good time for the money.","Product: Secret of the Silver Earring is a new murder-mystery experience starring the legendary Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Dr. Watson! Travel to London in 1895, where a wealthy construction tycoon lies dead in his mansion. You'll use the investigative skills of Sherlock Holmes to unravel a suspense-filled storyline with surprising plot twists and turns.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Too convoluted to be entertaining\n\nReview: Sherlock Holmes and his Boswell, Watson, have been invited to a reception a noted industrialist, Melvyn Bromsby, is giving for his daughter's 18th birthday. Although Holmes hates social engagements of this type, they deicde to stop in on the way to the opera. And a good thing, too! Just as Bromsby starts his speech, a shot rings out and he falls dead. The smoke clears from the doorway from which the shot seems to have come, revealing his daughter! It seems obvious she murdered her father. But has she? Only Sherlock Holmes can put together the evidence and reveal the mystery.\n\nThere are three ways of looking at _Secret of the Silver Earring_: as a Sherlock Holmes pastiche, as an adventure game and as a mystery. The first of these is the easiest to deal with: for the most part SotSE is an excellent homage to the world's first consulting detective. The character realizations are pretty good and the dialog is very authentic. The backgrounds--particularly the sitting room at Baker Street--are immediately recognisable. Only a few details detract from the overall impression: Holmes' eyes are the wrong colour, for example.\n\nWhen it comes to the story, however, SotSE doesn't measure up. There are far too many characters and far too many divergent lines of thought for a real Sherlockian feel. Holmes' best cases really are, when you possess the relevant information, \"absurdly simple.\" This one really isn't. And that gets in the way of its success, both as a mystery and as a game.\n\nFor fans of 3rd person adventures with oodles of characters and conversations, SotSE is not without interest. In fact, it starts out quite well, as you go from place to place gathering your evidence. Gameplay is relatively straightforward, with a smart cursor giving you travel, conversation and manipulation options. The one problem is that Holmes (or Watson, who you occasionally play) doesn't always readily respond to your commands. This becomes an issue in the latter portions of the game. Initially, the puzzles are engaging: neither too complex nor too simple, with a balance of inventory and mechanical. Two timed puzzles in the last third of the game, however, are very nearly game stoppers. One, where you must sneak into a building without being caught, is virtually impossible to complete without recourse to a walkthrough. The other, where you must navigate a maze rapidly, would have been less frustrating without the response issue previously mentioned. Because of it I had to repeat the task numerous times and barely succeeded in the end. This puzzle is all the more frustrating because it turns out to have been useless: though ostensibly you're trying to save evidence by quenching a fire before valuable papers burn, when you finally succeed the burnt papers have no value.\n\nAt the end of each day you must complete a quiz about the evidence you've gathered in order to proceed. The quizzes themselves are not difficult, although the answers to one or two questions are not crystal clear. But they did not seem to lead you anywhere. Rather than elucidate the mystery, the evidence just becomes more and more cumbersome. I expected, by the end of the game, to have some idea what was going on. And I did manage to peg the main murderer, but it was more by intuition than deduction.\n\nAs a mystery, SotSE is not well put together. The game is set up in such a way that I think it would be virtually impossible to come up with the entire solution. In the first place, there are so many characters that you just can't keep track of them, and there is no device within the game to let you do so. A body turns up and seems to have no connection to anything else until the end, when the victim turns out to have been someone you spoke 3 words to on the first day, whose name was never given. Someone turns out to have been someone else, but there's no way to determine this or even any clue that you should. The case hinges on the murderer's having been in a certain country at a certain time, but you never actually get to see the evidence that proves he was there. In a true Holmes story, the detective would at least partially explain things as you went along, or at least make pointed comments. There is some attempt to do this here, but most of the comments are so cryptic as to be no help or so trivial as to be pointless. Or the information you get from them is never entered into evidence at all.\n\nIn the end, the solution is expounded in a 15-minute movie that is incredibly hard to follow and just plain boring. I would have liked this game better if you had been able to marshall your facts and come up with a few answers at the end of each day. As it was, there were so many bodies and so much to keep track of that by the end I didn't even care.\n\nI think I got through this game in about 20 hours, taking breaks for a week at a time while I steeled myself to complete the timed puzzles. If you want to play Silver Earring, thnking of it as a piece of interactive fiction rather than a game might help. I think completing a game should leave a person with a feeling of accomplishment, but this one just had me wondering why I bothered.","Product: Since ancient times, a clan of Keepers has guarded a collection of sacred rings that, when united with several hidden artifacts, grant the holder infinite power and immortality. When a rival clan, led by Durad, makes known their intention to obtain this power for an evil purpose, the Keepers send their prized student to uncover the artifacts and deliver them, along with the rings, to Grift, the Old Master. Umang's journey leads to the portal of a world unknown even to the powerful keepers. In this adventure game, the portal transports Umang to Manula Valley where h discovers that this world was once inhabited by the Keepers, hundreds of years ago, until it was taken from them by Durad and his clan. Umang's arrival in Manula Valley is just one more step in a plot manipulated by Durad to bring Umang and the rings one step closer to evil. He must now outwit Durad's powerful forces to complete his quest and return the sacred rings to his clan.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Starts off well, goes downhill\n\nReview: For long ages the Keeper clan has had possession of the mystical tetrahedron that allows them access to many different worlds. Unfortunately, on one of those worlds they found the evil soldiers of the Shadow legion who, like most evil soldiers, want to take over the whole pie. You play Umang, a young member of the Keeper clan who gained possession of the tetrahedon on Aura the first. The Shadow legion is after you. Can you avoid them, sneal into their stronghold and carry out a number of tasks to make sure they never are a threat again?\n\nAura 2: The Sacred Rings is a lovely first person point and click adventure featuring beautiful sound and graphics, many third person cutscenes in which you interact with other characters, and a wide variety of puzzles from inventory to sound to mechanical. There are three main \"chapters\" to the game. In the first, you find yourself in a desolate valley inhabited by a strage man whose \"house\" turns out to be some kind of ship. In the second, you visit five separate worlds putting together pieces of a puzzle that will allow you to access the Shadow LEgion's stronghold (as another reviewer commented, this part reminded me very much of Riven). In the last, you actually are in the Shadow Legion's castle, where you must figure out your path without being caught by myriad guards.\n\nI very much liked the first two chapters of The Sacred Rings, which comprise about 3/4 of the game. The puzzles were logical and it was easy to figure out what you were doing and why. However, once you hit the Shadow LEgion's castle, the game really falls apart. IN the first place, it's never quite clear why you go there or what you're supposed to be doing. In the second, a suplot introduced in chapter 2 suddenly takes precedence over everything else. In the third, here the puzzles become less logical. One in particular, involving turning the pages of a number of books, I don;t see how anyone could have figured out without a walkthrough. The castle is large and it's easy to get lost, and I found myself wandering through rooms having no idea what I was doing for long stretches of time. Sometimes I found machines that I knew did SOMETHING but I had not idea what. Sometimes I solved puzzles but I didn;t know why I was solving them. Consequently, I had a very hard time going back to this part of the game and finally printed out a walkthrough just so I could finish--something I hate doing.\n\nThere are a number of different endings to The Sacred Rings. Finding the right one is really a matter of chance, as by the time you reach the endgame you have no idea what's going on anymore.\n\nAll in all, I liked this game a lot for most of it. But the last quarter was so complicated, illogical and badly put together that it left a bad taste in my mouth. I give it four stars because I remember how I felt about it at the beginning, not because of how I feel now.\n\nI completed The Sacred Rings in about 35 hours, a third of which were totally frustrating. It ran well with no glitches. Definitely play this game but prepare to be disappointed at the end.","Product: Scratches is a terrifying story where a story from the past emerges to haunt the present. You control famed horror writer Michael Arthate as he explores Blackwood Manor, a Victorian house near an English market town. It's a quiet and pleasant existance, until odd noises in the basement keep him up at night. As they grow louder, you'll explore the house and unlock the strange tales that echo through its walls.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: A Decent First Effort, but...\n\nReview: The year is 1976. Michael Arthate, an up-and-coming horror novelist, needs a quiet and inspirational place to finish his new novel. His real estate agent finds him Blackwood Manor, a Victorian pile in an isolated area somewhere in Northumbria. But Blackood Manor conceals a mystery, and (of course) instead of working on his book Michael sets out to solve it.\n\n_Scratches_, the first game from Nucleosys, is a first person horror adventure in the mode of the Dark Fall games: the gameplay revolves around exploring the setting and figuring out the story behind it. One of the most highly anticipated adventure games in years, it offers lovely graphics, smooth gameplay and a significant creep factor. In the end, however, it does not quite live up to its hype.\n\nThe story unfolds over the course of three days and two nights. The first day offers the kind of tasks you might expect from this kind of game: you arrive at your destination, start exploring it, find some things that make you think maybe this wasn't such a great idea, and then discover you can't leave. This was probably the most emjoyable part of the game for me. The house is quite large; the graphics are detailed and there's a lot to look at. Well...maybe too much to look at: in the tradition of the Dark Fall games, there were quite a few gratuitous hotspots (but sometimes clicking rewarded you with a funny in-joke). But all in all, the suspense builds quite well, climaxing in a really scary event. It's on your second day that things begin to get, well, tedious and some of the flaws of the game really start to stand out.\n\nFirst of all, except for one or two, the puzzles in this game are strictly of the \"apply inventory\" variety--not my favourite kind of puzzle in any case. And some of the ways that inventory is applied are illogical, and many of the situations that make the puzzles necessary are really contrived. Second of all, the player character begins to look more and more like a royal idiot. I found it completely unbelievable that any adult would stand for being stranded in a run-down place with no food, water, power, and few comforts at all, simply because of a mildly engaging mystery. It just didn't work for me.\n\nThe game is quite linear and often your progress depends on performing a repetetive action an unspecified number of times before you trigger the next thing. For example, at one point you must try every light switch in the house and search through every drawer. And yout reward is often to find you must do the same thing again. This becomes especially frustrating on the second \"day\" of the game. After having a big scare, I would have expected the tension to keep building, but the tasks of that day just bored me. Also, the area you can explore is limited, so you're relegated to going back and forth over the house again and again. I understand that games often restrict access and make you solve certain areas before you can move on. However, the restriction in this case again seemed contrived. When game literature boasts \"many locations to explore!\" I expect to spend some significant time and find significant actions in each location. This was not the case here.\n\nThere was some unfair use of hotspots. When you try something in a game 20 times, only to hear your character say, \"There's nothing of interest there,\" you hardly expect that he'll suddenly do anything different on the 100th try. However, this happened at least twice in this game, meaning that you really DO have to go back to EVERY SINGLE hotspot every time you feel stuck, whether it makes sense to you or not.\n\nYou uncover a number of documents in this game. Unfortunately, you can't take any of them with you, so every time you want to refer to one you have to slog back to where you left it. Also, the writing in all of them was far too small. Even on my 17-inch monitor I had to squint to read it.\n\nThe ending of the game is obscure at best, and has generated more Internet discussion than any game in years. Personally, I found it dissatisfying. I may like solving puzzles, but when I finish a game I like to have a clear idea what exactly happened; I don't want to wonder anymore. I also did not like the fact that the ending just happened to you; you didn't really do anything to affect or alter it (unlike the Dark Fall games, where you do have a specific role).\n\n_Scratches_ is a decent first effort, but repetetive gameplay, choppy plot progression and thinly-spread puzzles detract from what could have been a stellar nightmare. If Nucleosys can address these issues in their next game, they'll have a real winner.","Product: This beautifully rendered, three-CD epic for Windows and Mac takes you on an enthralling adventure into the eerie and sometimes troubling lives and dreams of the passengers on a mysterious ship called Herculania. The Herculania's maiden voyage went very awry, and six passengers remain trapped aboard. Their bodies have been stored in the Neurographicon, a podlike machine that preserves their dreams and nightmares forever. Upon exploring each pod, a gripping tale of greed, passion, and revenge unfolds. Experience the passengers' tragic lives through their dreams, ghosts, and visions. Explore the six graphically exquisite dream worlds of these ill-fated passengers. The clues gained from exploring each of these worlds bring you one step closer to solving the mystery, aiding someone urgently in need and resolving the fate of your beloved father's disappearance.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: That's What I Like!\n\nReview: The year is 1957. You are an Arctic explorer, intent on solving the mystery of his father's disappearance some thirty years before. Unfortunately, you've become lost and it looks as though you're going to go the same way as dear old dad. You keep having these strange dreams. Coming out of one (or have you?), you suddenly find the icebound hulk of a cruise ship. When you climb on board to find shelter, you discover that the ship is the Herculania, the very vessel that your father was investigating when he was lost.\n_Morpheus_ is a great example of a breed of adventure that pretty much started with MYST and is now, unfortunately for people like me, beginning to wane a bit in prominence: first person, point and click, atmospheric. You might call it \"Amber on Ice;\" like _Amber_ it involves somewhat supernatural phenomena and getting into the minds and dreams of others. The story that is revealed as you wander about the ship--presented in QT movies--is a kind of Phantom of the Opera with a gruesome twist. Unlike the stories in some other games, it is quite well-developed and realised, making for intriguing clues and puzzles integral to the story. The characters are, well, mental cases, but they are believable people and (with one exception) you end up feeling sympathy for them.\nThe graphics are really quite nice, with a 360-degree view. (My one complaint here was that though you could look around you to all sides, you could not look either up or down). The paths that you could travel were somewhat limited, however. In some rooms, you could, for example, only go into the corner by the desk. There were also a lot of things I would have liked to have been able to examine more closely. On the other hand, there were a few things that didn't seem to have any purpose. On the whole, the look trod the edge between sparse and lush, with backgrounds beautifully rendered but not too many objects.\nAs in MYST, the puzzles are largely mechanical. You need to make the ship work so you can figure out what's going on; you need to gain access to locked staterooms and so on. Later on there are some puzzles that involve acquiring inventory, but there is essentially no inventory you carry around; you use each item pretty much where you find it. There are no conversations and no interactions. For me, this was great; I prefer \"true\" puzzles to task accomplishment and mechanics to inventory. Others might find it tedious or difficult.\nI ran this game on a brand new AMD 2800 with XP and the only real problem I had was that the mouse cursor was so extraordinarily sensitive that until I learned fine motor control I was all over the place. Fortunately, this didn't take long. I also had some problems with the movies: green screens and the like. I have heard there is a patch for this, but I couldn't find it.\n_Morpheus_ took me about 25 hours to play. The start was slow and I wasn't sure I liked it at first. When things started to go together, I liked it a great deal. I was sorry to see it end, and the ending was quite abrupt!\nOverall, this is the kind of adventure game that I like. If you're a fan of MYST an MYST-like games, you'll like this, too.","Product: In The Messenger, you play a Secret Service agent looking for four enchanted object hidden deep within the Louvre\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Could Have Been *MUCH* Better\n\nReview: I had heard a lot of good things about _The Messenger_ and had been looking forward to playing it for some time. ALthough I did enjoy it somewhat, I'm sorry to say this game did not meet my expectations.\nYou play Morgana Sinclair, a woman of unspecified origins whose line of work seems to include a lot of equipment for breaking and entering, as well as other covert activities (Hmmm). In a brief prologue, Morgana learns from a taped voice that an evil cult is getting ready to bring about Armageddon using 4 objects known as \"Satan's Keys.\" Morgana must locate the keys first and stop the end of the world. She does this by visiting the Louvre in Paris at various points in time: the 14th century, the 17th century, the 18th century and the present. All in all, standard adventure game premise and one that easily explains wandering around in unfamiliar places picking up stuff.\nThere are lots of good things about the game. The environmental and character graphics are pretty good. Not as good as today's standards (this is an older game), but better than a lot I've seen. You are given complete, 360-degree views of every thing from every point, which I like. There were one or two pixel hunts, but most hotspots show up readily and you generally have a pretty good sense of what you're doing and where you're going. The puzzles were generally pretty easy once you had all the parts in place and most of them made some kind of sense.\nHowever. There are numerous things about _The Messenger_ that make playing it a less than absorbing experience. The first -- and this one bothered me right from the get-go -- is the interface, which is slow, slow, slow! and overly-complex. Accessing your inventory, checking your map, saving a game -- all those things that you'd like to be able to do quickly and then get on with it -- take for-bleeping-ever. They all take place on these separate screens that have been designed to look like some kind of weird gadget, with wires and switches and such all over. Well, all I could think was, \"I don't care what my inventory LOOKS like, I just want it to function!\" It seemed a lot like the designers put excess effort into the look of the game that would have been better spent on actually making it run better.\nYou can die in this game and there are at least two timed sequences per \"level.\" Generally dying happens completely unexpectedly. The timed sequences are particularly annoying, as they give you about 20 seconds to figure out what to do before you're toast. About half of them are relatively easy to prepare for -- i.e., you get a hint that they're coming and can have the proper equipment ready. But half of them can only be solved by going through them over and over and seeing as much as you can in the 20 seconds left to you. Personally, I find it really hard to find hotspots or even to think logically given that short period of time. That kind of puzzle really ticks me off, and it cost _The Messenger_ a star in my rating.\nIf/When you die, you are re-loaded to the beginning of the current level. That's another thing that makes saving important and would have made a quick-save feature handy. Speaking of saving, you only get 8 slots, and saving happens in that weird round room format that so many designers seem fond of. I wish they'd get over that.\nThis is a 2-CD game, but you have to start from CD 1 every time -- which brought up and interesting bug. Every time I inserted CD 1, the installation screen came up -- even kicking me out of the middle of the game to do this. Yikes! What was that? There were a couple of other bugs, too -- notably one that let me do something I shouldn't have been able to do in the middle of a timed sequence, but then automatically killed me when I tried to get back to complete the sequence. Most of the bugs could be resolbed by exiting and restarting the game, however.\nThe voice acting was okay, with moments of incomprehensibility - subtitles would have been helpful. Several puzzles had what seemed really random solutions; _The Messenger_ features a couple unique ways of getting through locked doors. There are some adult situations and sexual innuendoes, so this game is not for small kids. There's also a lot of gratuitous killing, which I don't particularly like; I prefer some other solution. The best I can say about the ending is that it's anticlimactic and the \"epilogue\" is downright trite.\nDespite everything, I enjoyed this game, which I completed in under 20 hours. I could have enjoyed it a lot more if some of the flaws had been addressed. Worth the money? You decide.","Product: This adventure games takes place in India. You are an American student named Fred Reynolds. You have only three days to find your girlfriend who was kidnapped by the Thugs - a Hindu sect known already during the days when India was a British colony. You will visit New Delhi, the great palace Taj Mahal and other exotic places while trying to save the woman you love.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Really Enjoyable, if Short\n\nReview: IN _Road to India_, you play Fred, an American engaged to a Hindu woman. As the game opens, she is boarding a plane to India to visit her family. Soon after, Fred receives an unexpected \"Dear John\" letter. When he goes to India to find out what's going on, he witnesses what he thinks is a kidnapping, with his fiancee as the target!\nI didn't play this game for a long time, mainly because of all the negative reviews here. Now that I have played it, I wonder what all those negative reviews were talking about; despite a few flaws, RTI is one of the most enjoyable games I've played in months. The graphics are lovely, the music is appealing, the interface is exceptionally easy to use and understand and the puzzles are sensible, if somewhat simple. Having just come off an interminable game where the puzzles made absolutely no sense, RTI was a breath of fresh air.\nMost of the puzzles are the classic inventory and communication sort: get someone to help you by giving him an item or find an item that will allow you to accomplish a task. I was thrilled that, in general, you used inventory in a realistic way in this game. That is, you didn't need to find a special knife to cut this particular rope (for example) when you already had five knives, or use your nailfile to loosen screws when you had a screwdriver. There was no random application of inventory, hoping against hope that something would work. If this made the game easy, it also made it relaxing. Thank you Microids!\nThere were several unusual sound puzzles--you had to listen hard in this game! And there was a lovely use of animal characters. If there were a couple of red herrings and puzzles that seemed to have no purpose, it was an acceptable trade-off.\nThis game did run pretty slowly. Loading new locations took some time, as did simply moving from screen to screen. I did not understand the reason for this, but found it only mildly annoying. There was some disc swapping and cut scenes occasionally stuttered. I think there could have been more time spent tweaking the program to eliminate these things, but again, it surely wasn't bad enough to condemn the entire game.\nYes, this is a fantasy India--sometimes resembling _The Temple of Doom_--not a historical India. Half of it takes place in a dreamscape. I actually liked the use of the dream sequences, which made me think of _Morpheus_ or _Amber_. I didn't find it at all offending or unusual that archetypal items like the Taj Mahal and the Indian rope trick should appear in dreams, but if that disturbs you, this game probably isn't for you.\nAt under ten hours from start to finish, Road to India isn't a long game. It's worth playing for all that. I recommend it highly.","Product: From the back of the box: \"Fasten your straight-jacket. It's time to immerse yourself in the chilling world of John Saul's Blackstone Chronicles. An Adventure in Terror - where tortured spirits from the past offer you the only hope of saving your missing family. And your sanity.\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Disturbing Rather than Frightening\n\nReview: Blackstone Manor was built by a tycoon early in the 20th century. In the 30s, the tycoon's daughter married a prominent psychiatrist, who turned the place into a mental institution and ran it as such until his death in 1959. \"Now\" the old asylum has been purchased by an historical society and renovated as a museum of psychiatric history. Unfortunately, something is rotten in Blackstone and that something seems to revolve around the asylum. You play Oliver Metcalf, the son of the asylum's founder and superintendant. As the game begins, you discover that your young son is missing. The trail leads to the asylum, where you learn that your father's spirit is holding your son hostage in a hidden room. You have until dawn to find him, or your father's ghost will infect him with evil.\n\n_The Blackstone Chronicles_ is a first person, point and click adventure based on a series of novels by author John Saul. There are pros and cons to this. In its favour, the world and the characters are well-developed, the Lovecraftian atmosphere stunningly realised. Working against this is the lack of backstory provided. It's obvious that we've come in somewhere in chapter two--maybe even chapter twenty-two. There were tantalising references to a time before that I couldn't help but feel were a bid to sell books. It's hard to play this game without asking oneself, \"What the heck was that about?\" and wanting to know the answer.\n\nIf you can leave that alone, though, _Blackstone Chronicles_ is a pretty good older game. To find your son in the time alloted, you must explore many parts of the asylum and gain the help of the spirits of the former inmates by hearing their stories and returning to them things which have been lost. As you go, you gain access to more and more parts of the place and learn its quite nasty history.\n\nThis is where the game gets disturbing, with good reason. _Blackstone Chronicles_ gives the player a lot of well-researched history of mental health \"treatment,\" and what you learn is shocking and horrible. This isn't a game where you're afraid of things that go bump in dark corridors. What gives you a sick feeling is the realisation of what otherwise civlised people will inflict on the mentally ill in the name of achieving a cure. Carrying that sick feeling around with you makes the game overwhelming at times.\n\nIf you can get past that, the game is pretty good. The puzzles are mostly collecting and applying inventory to persuade various spirits to talk to you. The conversations give you information necessary to progress. As such, gameplay is fairly easy. There are timed puzzles and you can die--certain inventory items are cursed and acquiring them leads you into traps. I generally dislike this sort of thing, but _Blackstone Chronicles_ handles it very well. If you fail at a timed sequence, you're given the option to simply repeat it, get a hint, or get the solution. So you don't have to do each one more than a couple times. Inventory items are easy to locate. Navigation is dicey at times, however; there were a couple puzzles early on that I almost missed because I couldn't figure out how to turn in the right direction. The voice acting is fair and the conversation trees are easy to follow. Graphics are good for their time, although some of the movies--used mainly to zoom in and out of areas--are jerky on a newer system.\n\nI ran _Blackstone Chronicles_ on XP with no problems, but you do need to install the version of Quicktime that comes with the game.\n\n_Blackstone Chronicles_ took me about 15 hours to complete and I could only play a couple hours a night because of the disturbing subject matter. If you can handle a game that makes you think about things you'd rather not think about, give it a try.","Product: A new comic adventure in the tradition of PC classics like Monkey Island and Sam & Max! Animated Egyptian adventure game for children and adults of all ages. A humorous dialogue and cinematic soundtrack - a cast of characters similar to Disney's Aladdin.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Classic-Style Point and Click\n\nReview: Assil, the son of the designer of Pharaoh's pyramids, and a few friends have broken into a tomb for a little party. Unfortunately, their party disturbs a mummy, who proceeds to inflict a death curse on our hapless hero. In the process, the mummy loses an Ankh he's been holding. Assil acquires it without knowing what it is; all he wants is to get the death curse removed. Only Pharaoh can do that--but how to get to see Pharaoh, especially when his father has grounded him for his late-night activities??\n\n\"Ankh: Reverse the Curse\" is a 3rd person point and click adventure in the classic style, harking back, as others have mentioned, to the old Lucas Arts games like Monkey Island and Grim Fandango. There are good and bad aspects to this. You can't die or even get stuck and there are none of the annoying timed puzzles that are becoming so prevalent in adventure today. On the other hand, there's A LOT of running around from location to location and some of the puzzles are the illogical sort that make some people hate adventure as a genre (yes, I really WOULD use a bed of nails to open a can instead of the more appropriate things I have in inventory...)\n\nThe puzzles are almost entirely conversation- and inventory-based--I can only think of one exception. Most are fairly easy if you have learned to think like a game developer. Otherwise you may find youself combining--or trying to combine--random inventory with random hotspots to try to get something, ANYTHING to happen. This happened to me several times. Also, there are many pixel hunts or places where a moving part sometimes shows a hotspot and sometimes doesn't. I found this unecessarily frustrating.\n\nI also ran into a couple glitches playing the game: one where opening the treasure map caused the game to lock up so I had to reboot my computer and restart from the last save, and another where doing several pieces of a task out of order made it impossible to go on. Once again, I had to quit the game and reload the last save.\n\nOn the good side, this game is funny and, as I said, it has no timed sequences and you can't die (or not really. There is one kind of timed puzzle, but you can practice as much as you want and it's not very long). The voice acting is quite good, as is the 3-D, cartoon style animation. I quite liked the environmental F/X--in addition to background sounds, you could overhear people carrying on conversations, just as you might in a real marketplace. One section where you played two characters was pretty interesting; I wish you had been able to do that more. Your inventory remained relatively small and most items disappeared when you were through with them. The story developed well, from what seemed a simple task at first to a plot with wider implications that could well carry into the sequel (which is being made even as I write this). I considered the game neither too short nor too long, but just the right length for what it was trying to accomplish.\n\nI also cannot quite understand the Teen rating here, unless it was due to the skimpy costume one of the female characters wore, or perhaps the scary Osiris character. Ankh, in my opinion, is a great game for the family to enjoy together as well as a great game for the single adventurer. I hope the sequel comes out soon.","Product: Get set for more action, more vampires and more Wesley Snipes in this second monster-hit installment in the Blade franchise.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: I didn't like this one so well.\n\nReview: In Blade II, the Daywalker joins forces with those he hunts to stop a new evil that threatens both. With a few added details, that's it, really.\nI didn't really enjoy Blade II as much as I did its predecessor. Partly this is because I have a hard time believing the cosmology of the Blade altiverse, which takes a lot of what is commonly accepted about the nature of vampires and throws it out the window. Now, this wouldn't bother me if what replaced the common knowledge made sense, but it often doesn't, and what you're left with is a lot of internal discontinuity and illogic where it seems the filmmakers ignored their own rules or made up new ones to suit themselves whenever the old ones got in the way.\nAnother reason I didn't enjoy this flick as much was the style of the film-making itself. There was something odd about the lighting, particularly in the early parts of the movie, that made the film just plain hard to see. It was dark and monochromatic in a way that my eyes and brain just couldn't deal with. It actually reminded me very much of a low resolution video game, and was just as annoying.\nThe action and fight sequences were also treated poorly, with the camera leaping around so much that you just couldn't see enough of the martial arts to appreciate them, or even tell what was going on at times. I prefer it when martial arts sequences are filmed from a still camera; when the hero's doing an amazing crab kick I want to see it, not suddenly be looking down the villain's ear. Here, too, the lighting did the action a disservice. One early fight sequence that could have been quite interesting was filmed in front of a bank of floodlights so bright that the action was totally lost; others were swallowed in shadow or overpowered by weird reflections.\nOn the other hand, there were several good things about this movie. I always like Wesley Snipes, Ron Perlman was chilling as Blade's antagonist, and Kris Kristofferson was worth bringing back from the dead. The costumes and makeup were pretty good (although the latter did have overtones of \"Buffy\") and the effects were well done. The script, although a little predictable, was for the most part pretty good, presenting a story that made sense and held together well. All these things went a long way to redeeming a movie that could have been a total dud, but still didn't make it as good as the original.\nWorth Renting on your next movie might.","Product: Thora Birch (American Beauty) and Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation) \"sneak into your heart and stay there\" (Rolling Stone) in this \"eerie, masterful movie\" (Movieline) from the acclaimed director of Crumb. Co-starring Brad Renfro (Deuces Wild), Illeana Douglas (Stir of Echos) and Steve Buscemi (Fargo) in \"the best role of his career\" (Movieline), Ghost World is a \"smartly strange comedy [that] stands out like the Taj Mahal\" (Time)! While their classmates head for college, Enid (Birch) and Rebecca (Johansson) focus their energies on tormenting those around them - from a goofy convenience store clerk (Renfro) to an eccentric art teacher (Douglas). But when they zero in on an oddball loner (Buscemi) looking for Miss Right, their seemingly innocent meddling threatens to shatter one of their hearts not to mention their lifelong friendship.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not What I Expected\n\nReview: I missed _Ghost World_ in the theatre. At the time I was sorry, but after seeing it on video, I'm glad I didn't spend the money to see it on the big screen.\n_Ghost World_ is essentially the story of the summer after high school graduation experiences of Enid (Thora Birch), a young woman who spends most of her time keeping a picture journal and complaining about how stupid people are. Early in the movie she answers a personal ad placed by Blues collector Seymour (Steve Buscemi), pretending to be a woman he once met in an airport. After she follows him home from this false blind date, the two become friends, after a fashion. Enid makes it her mission to prove to the world that Seymour is not so much of a dork as she first thought by fixing his non-existent love life.\nThough the performances are quite good, I found it very hard to relate to the characters, who seemed one-dimensional and passionless. Enid is supposed to be some sort of misunderstood societal misfit, but we know this only because we are told that it is so. Her actions seem pointless and even cruel, making it hard to sympathise with her. She suffers a lot and is obviously a quite unhappy person, but her unhappiness is inaccessible. She hates her stepmother, but we never are shown why. She is made to attend a summer art class where her work is denigrated as irrelevant, but we never hear her defend herself, or understand what her point of view is. Mainly, the world is stupid and awful because Enid says it is so, but without hearing her perspective on what she values and what life means to her the message loses its meaning and takes on a tone that is self indulgent and even whiny.\nEnid's friend, Rebecca, seems mainly to exist to be uncomfortable at Enid's various schemes and to attract attention from men who don't even realise Enid exists. But Rebecca is also dull and wimpy. She goes along with things that she disapproves of and keeps hoping that Enid will turn into something that she's obviously not. The friends' big fight is a let down; not enough is said and the conflict is too easily resolved. I would have liked Rebecca to have had more to say for herself, but she just seemed to float through the movie never evincing any real personality.\nSeymour, the inhibited collector of Blues '78s, is remarkably without feeling, even about his hobby. He resists Enid's attempts to convince him that he really is an interesting person to the point where we just want to cave in and say, \"Okay, you're dull.\" He becomes involved with a woman who shares none of his interests, but the relationship, if it can be called that, is so much of a tangent to the rest of the action that when he ends it we don't feel anything at all.\n_Ghost World_ offers no sense of progress or change. It's easy to believe that these people will continue forever in their pointless lives without ever coming to terms with themselves or the world around them. I found it really boring to watch, and when it was over I felt cheated.","Product: Supernatural detective John Constantine helps a detective prove her sisters death was not a suicide, but something more.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not Nearly as Bad as I Expected It to Be\n\nReview: I've been reading _Hellblazer_ since the beginning. In fact, I've been a fan of John Constantine since Alan Moore created him in _Swamp Thing._ So I viewed the prospect of a Hellblazer movie with trepidation. The more I heard about it, the more disgusted I got with the Hollywoodization of one of my favourite characters. I didn't see the movie in the theatre, but I rented the DVD on the first day it came out--because I knew I'd do it sometime and wanted to get it over with. And you know, this movie isn't nearly as bad as it could have been.\n\nJohn Constantine (Keanu Reeves) was born with the power to see beyond this mortal coil (something that's never really explained in the book, so here they make something up). He lives his life as a kind of roving, last-chance exorcist, getting rid of otherworldly nasties that have broken the rules that allow them to manifest on this plane. He has his allies--a priest who hears voices and a nerdy supply agent (kind of a metaphysical \"Q\"), but mostly he's a loner. Unfortunately for him, he's diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in the beginning of the movie (this idea is losely based on Garth Ennis' \"Dangerous Habits\" storyline). But something big is coming and he hopes that getting involved in whatever it is will end up in his spending eternity in Heaven, rather than the other place (to which it seems sure he's bound).\n\nAngela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) is a police detective with a psychic punch of her own. Her sister has recently met her end in an apparent suicide. Because they're devout Catholics, to whom suicide is a mortal sin, Angela is invested in believing Isabel didn't actually take her own life. Trying to prove it leads her to Constantine. As an unlikely team, they try to figure out what's making the boundaries between Earth and Hell so thin and to stop it before it's too late.\n\n_Hellblazer_ fans watching this movie should do what I did: repeat to yourself, \"It's not MY John Constantine; it's another bloke with the same name.\" This should help you get past the obvious problems with the character (like he's a dark-haired American instead of a blond Englishman--at least they axed the \"Constantine-mobile\") and allow you to enjoy what's enjoyable about the flick. And there is quite a bit to enjoy. The plot is pretty good; in fact, it makes a fair stab at being many-layered. As in many metaphysical horror type flicks, a large suspension of disbelief is required. You just gotta accept that such-and-such an artifact calls up demons because some guy says so. _Constantine_ the movie didn't exactly make this easy. There was a lot of over-the-top stuff going on that didn't adhere to any internal logic. But if the pill was hard to swallow, at least swallowing was possible.\n\nThe performances were also pretty good. Keanu Reeves was pretty much Keanu Reeves (and as such, never my first choice for J.C.; I would have liked to have seen James Marsters or whasisname from \"Trainspotting.\") But his standard character fit into the script well enough. Rachel Weisz was also in a fairly standard lady-cop role. It was the minor characters who really hooked me. Tilda Swinton as Gabriel was an interesting casting choice, trying for the androgyny of angels (but not quite making it; Swinton's voice was too high-pitched). Lucifer, Papa Midnite and John's several sidemen also turned in good work. The only one I didn't like was Chas, whose role had devolved into a wisecracking boy-hostage type.\n\nWhat I didn't like about this movie was pretty much what I had expected: _Hellblazer_, though chock full of various dismemberments and disfigurements, is essentially a book of psychological horror. John Constantine is not an action hero. Therefore, Hollywood's insistence on making him one--complete with a dragon breath flamethrower for demon fighting (please!)--did not sit well with me. So the movie had a jerky feel as it battled between having a coherent and interesting plot and simply blowing up zombies.\n\n_Constantine's_ main fault is that it tries to do too many things at once. There's too much melodrama and silly widgets for people looking for a thinking thriller. For those to whom blowing up zombies is reason enough, there's too much plot getting in the way. As a movie, it tries to straddle a line between genres and ends up shaking a lot. Still, there were satisying moments I would consider renting it worth the money.\n\nJust remember, It's not the real John Constantine. It's the Other One.","Product: Based on the DC Comics/Vertigo Hellblazer graphic novels and written by Kevin Brodbin and Frank Cappello, Constantine tells the story of John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), a man who has literally been to hell and back.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not Nearly as Bad as I Expected It to Be\n\nReview: I've been reading _Hellblazer_ since the beginning. In fact, I've been a fan of John Constantine since Alan Moore created him in _Swamp Thing._ So I viewed the prospect of a Hellblazer movie with trepidation. The more I heard about it, the more disgusted I got with the Hollywoodization of one of my favourite characters. I didn't see the movie in the theatre, but I rented the DVD on the first day it came out--because I knew I'd do it sometime and wanted to get it over with. And you know, this movie isn't nearly as bad as it could have been.\n\nJohn Constantine (Keanu Reeves) was born with the power to see beyond this mortal coil (something that's never really explained in the book, so here they make something up). He lives his life as a kind of roving, last-chance exorcist, getting rid of otherworldly nasties that have broken the rules that allow them to manifest on this plane. He has his allies--a priest who hears voices and a nerdy supply agent (kind of a metaphysical \"Q\"), but mostly he's a loner. Unfortunately for him, he's diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in the beginning of the movie (this idea is losely based on Garth Ennis' \"Dangerous Habits\" storyline). But something big is coming and he hopes that getting involved in whatever it is will end up in his spending eternity in Heaven, rather than the other place (to which it seems sure he's bound).\n\nAngela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) is a police detective with a psychic punch of her own. Her sister has recently met her end in an apparent suicide. Because they're devout Catholics, to whom suicide is a mortal sin, Angela is invested in believing Isabel didn't actually take her own life. Trying to prove it leads her to Constantine. As an unlikely team, they try to figure out what's making the boundaries between Earth and Hell so thin and to stop it before it's too late.\n\n_Hellblazer_ fans watching this movie should do what I did: repeat to yourself, \"It's not MY John Constantine; it's another bloke with the same name.\" This should help you get past the obvious problems with the character (like he's a dark-haired American instead of a blond Englishman--at least they axed the \"Constantine-mobile\") and allow you to enjoy what's enjoyable about the flick. And there is quite a bit to enjoy. The plot is pretty good; in fact, it makes a fair stab at being many-layered. As in many metaphysical horror type flicks, a large suspension of disbelief is required. You just gotta accept that such-and-such an artifact calls up demons because some guy says so. _Constantine_ the movie didn't exactly make this easy. There was a lot of over-the-top stuff going on that didn't adhere to any internal logic. But if the pill was hard to swallow, at least swallowing was possible.\n\nThe performances were also pretty good. Keanu Reeves was pretty much Keanu Reeves (and as such, never my first choice for J.C.; I would have liked to have seen James Marsters or whasisname from \"Trainspotting.\") But his standard character fit into the script well enough. Rachel Weisz was also in a fairly standard lady-cop role. It was the minor characters who really hooked me. Tilda Swinton as Gabriel was an interesting casting choice, trying for the androgyny of angels (but not quite making it; Swinton's voice was too high-pitched). Lucifer, Papa Midnite and John's several sidemen also turned in good work. The only one I didn't like was Chas, whose role had devolved into a wisecracking boy-hostage type.\n\nWhat I didn't like about this movie was pretty much what I had expected: _Hellblazer_, though chock full of various dismemberments and disfigurements, is essentially a book of psychological horror. John Constantine is not an action hero. Therefore, Hollywood's insistence on making him one--complete with a dragon breath flamethrower for demon fighting (please!)--did not sit well with me. So the movie had a jerky feel as it battled between having a coherent and interesting plot and simply blowing up zombies.\n\n_Constantine's_ main fault is that it tries to do too many things at once. There's too much melodrama and silly widgets for people looking for a thinking thriller. For those to whom blowing up zombies is reason enough, there's too much plot getting in the way. As a movie, it tries to straddle a line between genres and ends up shaking a lot. Still, there were satisying moments I would consider renting it worth the money.\n\nJust remember, It's not the real John Constantine. It's the Other One.","Product: Jedi Knight or Sith Lord? Awesome warrior or mystical thinker? These are the choices players face in Game of Life: A Jedi's Path. As players move their aspiring Jedi around the board (passing tests, doing battle, learning lessons, going on missions, and building their lightsabers), they build their connection to the Force in four ways--logic, intuition, fighting, and energy. Along the way, players can choose the Jedi path or the riskier/quicker \"Dark Path.\" But be careful, once you go down the dark side, there may not be redemption for you. At the end of the game, the mightiest Jedi and the darkest Sith square off to determine the most powerful Force-user in the galaxy.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: kinda fun, but not very challenging or realistic\n\nReview: _A Jedi's Path_ is based on the old Game of Life. Each player takes on the role of a Jedi Padawan. Moving through the board, you acquire skills,learn lessons and attempt missions that will take you to the final trials to become a Jedi Knight. There are also ample chances to veer off to the Dark Side of the Force.\nWe played this game with three Star Wars geeks ranging in age from 27 to 40. It was mildly entertaining but not very challenging or truly engaging. Being a board game, there was high degree of randomness and very little skill or strategy involved. On each square of the game board you could either acquire or lose skills. Sometimes, as on the lesson or mission squares, this was dependent on a spin of the wheel, giving the sense that you were playing a kind of roulette: Your success or failure at the missions and lessons depended on your score rather than any abilities.\nThe thing that I found most trouble some about this game was that there were very little consequences for failure. If you did not get the necessary totals on your spins you might lose a skill or two, but that did not prevent you from going on. If you didn't have the necessary skills to complete your lightsaber, you were simply instructed to take one anyway, for example. Even when you reached the trials, if you \"failed\" you just went on to the next step. I would have found it more interesting if there were more places where you had to go back and start over; as it was, you could complete the game without having any skills at all. Even following the Dark Side didn't give this game much spice. Although the winner is the person who has acquired the most skills, this was distinctly anticlimactic.\nThe most amusing this about this game was reading about the different JEdi Masters, the missions and the lessons, many of which were based on the extended Star Wars universe. However, there were some major continuity flaws, and I think a lot of what appeared here would be almost meaningless to someone who wasn't well-versed in the Star Wars mythology.\nThe spinner didn't function very well. There are also a number of small set pieces (the Jedi Council Chamber, A Tatooine building, etc) that might be easy to lose, but as they didn't really add to gameplay, this might not matter.\nALthough this game might be more fun for younger players, the complexity of the instructions makes this doubtful. All in all, a collector might want to own it but as a real game it wouldn't seem to have much longevity."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Prepare yourself for an incredible adventure. Armed with only your wits, you will travel through stunning 3-D lands of desert, jungle, and water as you explore breathtaking ruins and caverns in search of the elusive Crystal Key.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Good beginning, [bad] ending\\n\\nReview: I actually really liked this game -- or most of it. The scenery was beautifully rendered and the locations were interesting. The story line was not really very compelling, however. It was more of a reason to put you in the game in the first place than a driving factor, but that didn't bother me too much. I also liked the puzzles, many of which involved lateral thinking and looking around the environments for hidden clues.\\nHowever. There were an awful lot of bugs in this game and it crashed frequently. And it seemed that just when things were starting to get interesting, it was over. The ending was abrupt and dissatisfying.\\nIf you're jonesing for an adventure game, go ahead and play it because there are many enjoyable moments. But you might want to borrow a friend's copy rather than buy it.\",\n \"Product: A trip into Mexico's Day of the Dead, where you experience a film noir epic adventure.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Quite Hard, but Entertaining\\n\\nReview: I had been wanting to play _Grim Fandango_ for a long time, so I was excited to get it as a Christmas present. Perhaps it was that my anticipation was so great, but the enjoyment level of the game didn't quite lead up to my expectations.\\nThe premise is both original and amusing: You are Manuel (Manny) Calavera. Your job as a travel agent with the Department of Death is to sell packages to souls on their way from the 8th level of the Underworld to the 9th and las\\nt. If a soul has been really good in life, it has earned enough spiritual wealth to get a ticket on the #9 train and make the trip in just hours. \\\"Poor\\\" souls have to walk, a journey of four years. Manny finds out that a ruthless crime syndicate is stealing train tickets and depriving souls of their just rewards. AS he follows the trail of the mysterious and beautiful Mercedes Colomar, he must stand against the crime syndicate and work for the freedom of souls everywhere. Phew!!\\nThere are a lot of really good things about this game. Number one is, you can't be killed. Even in situations that look dire where other game manufaturers would certainly have put a timed puzzle, you have all the time that you need. Thank you, LucasArts! The character development is wonderful, aided by some of the best voice acting ever. The plot is engaging. The art, though an older 2-D style that might bother some players, is a lovely mix of MExican and Art Deco styles, with lots of \\\"Day of the Dead\\\" references (e.g., the characters). I thought it would be hard to relate to weird 2-D skeletons, but I soon knew them as people. And the script never takes itself too seriously, poking good natured fun at everything from revolution to open mic night at the local bistro.\\nThe set up is a good mix of linear and non-linear, with levels that have to be accomplished in a certain order but a great deal of freedom within the level itself. IN general, the game sustains its momentum very well. So often in this type of game you see very complex first and second levels but towards the end the levels get so easy it seems the game developers were running out of ideas. Although the second level was the most difficult, the third and fourth levels offered enough to keep me interested.\\nOn the other hand, GF is very, very difficult -- hard enough that the frustration level at times interferred with my enjoyment of the game. Take it from this experienced gamer: anyone who claims to have completed this game in 12 hours or less was playing with a walkthrough at his elbow, not applying his brain to the puzzles.\\nThe puzzles were strictly the application of inventory variety, with some amount of gathering clues from conversation. I don't usually have any difficulty with these types of puzzles, but two things made them really hard in GF. One was the interface itself. The game is completely keyboard operated and your character turns his head to look at things with which you can interact. Unfortunately, where things are close together, it's hard to tell what it is Manny's looking at. There were several times that I thought I didn't know the solution to a puzzle that I did in fact know, just because I couldn't get Manny in the right place to interact with the appropriate person or item. So I'd go haring off all over the game looking at every other possible solution until I was frustrated enough to go to the hint page, where I invariably found out I was right in the first place, I just hadn't had Manny positioned correctly.\\nThe other thing that makes this game difficult is that many of the puzzles are logical only in retrospect, often because there is a piece of information missing in the middle, requiring the gamer to take such a leap of imagination that you generally only stumble upon the solution by chance. A little more information from Manny, pointing you in the right direction, would have been helpful in some cases. As it was, as often as not I solved the puzzles in a completely random fashion; for only about half of them had I any plan of action.\\nDespite its cartoony appearance, Grim Fandango is not a game for kids. There is a lot of smoking and drinking, if you object to that (every time you aren't actively playing for a while, Manny lights up. I thought this was pretty funny, but some people surely won't). There are some skeletal sexual inuendoes and quite a bit of violence, both real and implied. The latter is softened a bit by euphemism and the fact that the characters are already dead, but GF is not a light game. Plus, many of the references and jokes that make the game worth playing would probably be lost on anyone under 25.\\nThere is a lot of running back and forth, particularly in the second level: some map or zip feature would have been very helpful. IN a couple of places it was hard to maneuver and Manny got sucked into doors simply by passing them, whether I wanted him to go there or not. Grim Fandango also features one of the grossest puzzle solutions I've yet come across.\\nIt took me 25-30 hours to complete this game. It would have been less had the frustration level not been so high. I give it relatively high marks because it was well done, original and ran very smoothly, but the puzzles really deserve only three stars. For the money, I'd say GRim Fandango is a good buy, but not for everyone and certainly not for those with a low frustration threshold.\",\n \"Product: The sequel to the best-selling classic adventure game, The Crystal Key, is here! A mysterious power has stolen control of all the souls of Evany; you escape unscathed. Journey through the far reaches of the galaxy to unknown worlds, as you seek answers to save your homeland.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A review that actually says something about THIS game\\n\\nReview: About a generation ago, the planet, Evany, was one that suffered from the Imperial plans of a race called the Belial, under their leader, Ozgar. Ozgar was eventually defeated by an Evany native (this is the plot of Crystal Key 1, BTW) and everything was supposed to be hunky-dory from then on. But after a few years it became noticeable that the population were turning into mindless zombies. You play Call, the son of the game's original hero. Somehow you are unaffected by this soul-loss plague. In the opening scenes, you are approached by a strange girl who says she's been looking for you. Just as she is about to explain why, she is spirited away by two creeps in bizarre armour. But she leaves behind a gateway...\\nI know many people didn't like CK1. I, however, did, despite its problems. If you didn't, though, that's no reason you shouldn't play CK2. It's a very different game. Instead of being straight 1st person, it includes many 3rd person cutscenes, for instance. There are also characters with whom you can interact. The conversations are not participatory--that is, when you approach someone, the conversation just rolls on without your input (you don't have to choose topics, etc.) You still have to pay attention, because there are several conversational clues to what you need to do. The puzzles are generally inventory-based. There were pros and cons about this. One thing I liked about CK1 was that many of the puzzles were very intuitive--finding clues, the significance of which was not immediately obvious, to codes and locks and such. That kind of puzzle was conspicuously absent here, and I found the game very easy. On the other hand, the inventory was handled well. It wasn't unwieldy, and items vanished once you had used them up. There was relatively little pixel hunting, but you do have to look around each area carefully. Most of the solutions made at least some kind of sense, although I did a fair amount of randomly trying inventory to see if anything worked.\\nThis is a beautiful, beautiful game with many locations to visit. Some of the back and forthing got to be a bit of a pain, and I thought that in several locations there wasn't enough to do--one in particular seemed completely unnecessary. The music and f/x are for the most part understated (tho' the jazz in the spaceport bar made me laugh every time). There are unlimited saves, no timed puzzles, and you can't die.\\nThere are, however, a few bugs. This game fully installs to your hard drive and you don't need the disc in the drive to play. It doesn't tell you this anywhere in the manual or readme. And if you leave the disc in the drive, it can interfer with gameplay--make your inventory disappear, etc. There are also a couple other bugs I've heard of but did not experience--not being able to get back to a necessary location after forgetting to collect an inventory item was one. I haven't heard of any patches, so the solution at this point seems to be frequent saving.\\nCK2 was pretty short (15 hours, maybe) and pretty easy. The ending, although not as abrupt as its predecessor's, was still pretty abrupt, leaving me wondering if I had missed something. Still, I enjoyed it. I recommend it to anyone who likes adventure games.\",\n \"Product: Mysterious Journey II: Chameleon is a first-person perspective puzzle-oriented adventure game that follows on from the best-selling adventure game Schizm. Combining eye-catching environments with challenging puzzles gamers seek to save an ancient colony from destruction.Format: WIN 982000XP Genre: ENTERTAINMENT UPC: 625904399502 Manufacturer No: PCO39950MB\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Better than MJ 1 by a long shot\\n\\nReview: In the opening movie of Mysterious Journey 2, you wake up on a space station. A recorded message informs you that you have been in cryogenic sleep for 200-odd years as punishment for \\\"betraying your planet.\\\" Apparently you were involved in some kind of war that, 2 centuries before, all but wiped out the planet (Sarpedon) and everyone on it. Furthermore, the recording informs you, the space station will fall out of orbit in a number of days and waking you up to experience this event is also part of your punishment. But before the recording can tell you anything else, an energy surge destroys it and you are left....alone?\\nMJ 2 is a 1st person game with numerous 3rd person cutscenes as you progress. Let's get the tech out of the way: this game requires a computer no more than a year old or so, with a good video card. The game (on three discs) fully installs to the tune of several gigs of hard drive space. Once installed, is does not need any disc inserted to run--a plus, in my book.\\nAs you might expect from the requirements, MJ 2 is graphically stunning. There's lots of subtle animation, from the movement of water, to trees swaying in he breeze, to insects fluttering around lamps: in every location, something is moving. The character rendering is also quite good, although character movement in the cutscenes is a little jerky. The sound, however, is a little weak. Music consists of the same tape loops repeated over and over again, with no variation between locations, and f/x mainly consists of blowing wind and mechanical humming. The voice acting was decent, but in several places the f/x drowns out the dialog. There is no separate volume controls for dialog and f/x, nor are there any subtitles. So there were places where I really couldn't hear what was being said. You can get a dialog transcript from the main menu, but there were inexplicable gaps in that transcript. Fortunately, you didn't really need the dialog to play the game, but I still found it annoying.\\nYou can navigate either with the keyboard or the mouse or both. Movement is absolutely unrestricted, which was nice. There were only 3 mouse cursors to worry about: the general navigation cursor, the \\\"activity here\\\" cursor, and the warp cursor, which took you between locations. New locations took several seconds to load, but movement within a location was smooth and fast.\\nThough there is a story behind your actions, essentially MJ2 is a puzzle-heavy game. Puzzles lead to new locations, which lead to more puzzles and so on. I found that most of the puzzles were on the easy to medium-hard side. When I got stuck, it was more likely that I was making the puzzle more complicated than it really was; thinking in simpler terms often led to a solution. Many of the puzzles are math-based, so if you don't have a mathematical mind, you might not like this game. Attention to details of the environment is a must, as is note-taking. There are a few inventory puzzles, but you generally used your inventory immediately, in the location in which you found it. There are no timed puzzles and you can't die, but there are a few places where you can get backed into a corner, so saving before and after each puzzle is essential. There are an unlimited number of save slots available to accomodate this, plus the game auto-saves at each new location.\\nThe one thing that really bothered me about this game was that about half the time, completing a puzzle led to an area where nothing at all happened except that you got to look at some scenery. So you might spend an hour trying to get into a room and only three seconds in there, which made me wonder why I had bothered. I think the puzzles could have been integrated into the game better. As it was, the plot seemed almost an afterthought, stuck in to make an adventure out of what was mainly a series of puzzles for puzzles' sake.\\nI took about 30 hours to complete MJ 2 at the rate of 1 or 2 puzzles a night; it was not a game that absorbed or inspired me to keep playing for hours and hours on end. I liked it better than MJ1--it was far better constructed and far more comprehensible. If you like puzzles you'll probably like this game. If you're looking for a complex story and character interaction, probably not so much.\",\n \"Product: Immerse yourself in the deepest Myst adventure to date. This fantastic bundle includes the original Uru, To D'ni (the 1st Uru expansion pack), and The Path of the Shell (the 2nd Uru expansion pack) in 1 complete set.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Pleasantly Surprised, For the Most Part\\n\\nReview: Like quite a few other gamers, I was resistant to Uru despite being a hardcore MYST fan. The notion of a Multi-player on-line experience (as URU was originally intended to be) built around the MYST concept just didn't appeal to me. Plus, scuttlebutt about some of the more skill-oriented tasks in the game put me off. Well, I finally broke down and got the Complete Chronicles, and I have to admit to being pleasantly surprised. This isn't MYST; it's an adjunct to MYST and as such comes off very well, both in terms of atmosphere and gameplay.\\n\\nTo begin at the beginning, you start the game by designing an avatar--a physical representation of yourself in the game world. This is one of the things that I originally disdained as pointless, but setting up and dressing the avatar gave me an inordinate amount of pleasure. It was cool to be able to change clothes and paint your toenails, instead of having the avatar look the same all the way through, as in most 3rd person games.\\n\\nThat being said, Uru Complete Chronicles includes the original Ages Beyond Myst and both expansion packs that were later released when the on-line game tanked. In Uru, you're introduced to the conflict between the D'Ni Restoration Council, a group of people bent on exploiting the D'Ni culture, and Yeesha, the daughter of Atrus, who seems to have been dead quite a few years, but who has left messages for you in various places. Yeesha sets you a complicated task that involves traveling through several ages. This was by far the most enjoyable segment of the game for me. The puzzles were sensible with a large proportion of mechanical tasks. Even the skill tasks weren't as difficult as I had been led to believe. If you've played any console or arcade game that features jumping (super mario brothers comes to mind) you won't have any problem with this. The one irritation (which continues through the whole game) is that you can't save as you go; the game automatically saves your progress and if you fall off a cliff or something, you're reloaded back at a neutral starting point and have to make your way back. Although this makes sense as far as the game story goes, it means gameplay delays.\\n\\nTo D'Ni was the easiest segment. In it, you finally get to explore the underground city that's been referenced since MYST came out. Fans of the series will get a kick out of this; others may not care. For the most part, the entire game focuses on one particular task, which necessitates quite a bit of linking back and forth and running around. There's also LOTS of reading, some of it unnecessary to gameplay but still interesting. One minor problem with the Complete Chronicles at this point was that some of the To D'Ni stuff was accessible right from the beginning of Uru, so that by the time you got to the point in the game where it was relevant, you forgot it. At least you didn't have to go back through every place you'd ever been to see if anything had changed.\\n\\nPath of the Shell was my least favourite section of this game. I'm sorry to say, it was so frustrating and incomprehensible that it about destroyed the game for me. On its own, I'd only rate it 2 stars. There was not enough information provided within the game to be able to solve certain sections. Plus, solutions often involved long arbitrary wait times that were impossible to predict; you needed to be told about them right out. And one of these would have been plenty. Also, POTS froze and crashed and acted weird. I had to enter the solution to one puzzle about 20 times before it actually did what it was supposed to do. All in all, a disappointing ending that left a bad taste in my mouth.\\n\\nUru Complete Chronicles lasted me well over a month and there is still opportunity to explore certain areas. Eventhough Path of the Shell didn't thrill me, I'd certainly play any more expansion packs that Cyan wanted to release. It's a great value and a good time for the money.\",\n \"Product: Secret of the Silver Earring is a new murder-mystery experience starring the legendary Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Dr. Watson! Travel to London in 1895, where a wealthy construction tycoon lies dead in his mansion. You'll use the investigative skills of Sherlock Holmes to unravel a suspense-filled storyline with surprising plot twists and turns.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Too convoluted to be entertaining\\n\\nReview: Sherlock Holmes and his Boswell, Watson, have been invited to a reception a noted industrialist, Melvyn Bromsby, is giving for his daughter's 18th birthday. Although Holmes hates social engagements of this type, they deicde to stop in on the way to the opera. And a good thing, too! Just as Bromsby starts his speech, a shot rings out and he falls dead. The smoke clears from the doorway from which the shot seems to have come, revealing his daughter! It seems obvious she murdered her father. But has she? Only Sherlock Holmes can put together the evidence and reveal the mystery.\\n\\nThere are three ways of looking at _Secret of the Silver Earring_: as a Sherlock Holmes pastiche, as an adventure game and as a mystery. The first of these is the easiest to deal with: for the most part SotSE is an excellent homage to the world's first consulting detective. The character realizations are pretty good and the dialog is very authentic. The backgrounds--particularly the sitting room at Baker Street--are immediately recognisable. Only a few details detract from the overall impression: Holmes' eyes are the wrong colour, for example.\\n\\nWhen it comes to the story, however, SotSE doesn't measure up. There are far too many characters and far too many divergent lines of thought for a real Sherlockian feel. Holmes' best cases really are, when you possess the relevant information, \\\"absurdly simple.\\\" This one really isn't. And that gets in the way of its success, both as a mystery and as a game.\\n\\nFor fans of 3rd person adventures with oodles of characters and conversations, SotSE is not without interest. In fact, it starts out quite well, as you go from place to place gathering your evidence. Gameplay is relatively straightforward, with a smart cursor giving you travel, conversation and manipulation options. The one problem is that Holmes (or Watson, who you occasionally play) doesn't always readily respond to your commands. This becomes an issue in the latter portions of the game. Initially, the puzzles are engaging: neither too complex nor too simple, with a balance of inventory and mechanical. Two timed puzzles in the last third of the game, however, are very nearly game stoppers. One, where you must sneak into a building without being caught, is virtually impossible to complete without recourse to a walkthrough. The other, where you must navigate a maze rapidly, would have been less frustrating without the response issue previously mentioned. Because of it I had to repeat the task numerous times and barely succeeded in the end. This puzzle is all the more frustrating because it turns out to have been useless: though ostensibly you're trying to save evidence by quenching a fire before valuable papers burn, when you finally succeed the burnt papers have no value.\\n\\nAt the end of each day you must complete a quiz about the evidence you've gathered in order to proceed. The quizzes themselves are not difficult, although the answers to one or two questions are not crystal clear. But they did not seem to lead you anywhere. Rather than elucidate the mystery, the evidence just becomes more and more cumbersome. I expected, by the end of the game, to have some idea what was going on. And I did manage to peg the main murderer, but it was more by intuition than deduction.\\n\\nAs a mystery, SotSE is not well put together. The game is set up in such a way that I think it would be virtually impossible to come up with the entire solution. In the first place, there are so many characters that you just can't keep track of them, and there is no device within the game to let you do so. A body turns up and seems to have no connection to anything else until the end, when the victim turns out to have been someone you spoke 3 words to on the first day, whose name was never given. Someone turns out to have been someone else, but there's no way to determine this or even any clue that you should. The case hinges on the murderer's having been in a certain country at a certain time, but you never actually get to see the evidence that proves he was there. In a true Holmes story, the detective would at least partially explain things as you went along, or at least make pointed comments. There is some attempt to do this here, but most of the comments are so cryptic as to be no help or so trivial as to be pointless. Or the information you get from them is never entered into evidence at all.\\n\\nIn the end, the solution is expounded in a 15-minute movie that is incredibly hard to follow and just plain boring. I would have liked this game better if you had been able to marshall your facts and come up with a few answers at the end of each day. As it was, there were so many bodies and so much to keep track of that by the end I didn't even care.\\n\\nI think I got through this game in about 20 hours, taking breaks for a week at a time while I steeled myself to complete the timed puzzles. If you want to play Silver Earring, thnking of it as a piece of interactive fiction rather than a game might help. I think completing a game should leave a person with a feeling of accomplishment, but this one just had me wondering why I bothered.\",\n \"Product: Since ancient times, a clan of Keepers has guarded a collection of sacred rings that, when united with several hidden artifacts, grant the holder infinite power and immortality. When a rival clan, led by Durad, makes known their intention to obtain this power for an evil purpose, the Keepers send their prized student to uncover the artifacts and deliver them, along with the rings, to Grift, the Old Master. Umang's journey leads to the portal of a world unknown even to the powerful keepers. In this adventure game, the portal transports Umang to Manula Valley where h discovers that this world was once inhabited by the Keepers, hundreds of years ago, until it was taken from them by Durad and his clan. Umang's arrival in Manula Valley is just one more step in a plot manipulated by Durad to bring Umang and the rings one step closer to evil. He must now outwit Durad's powerful forces to complete his quest and return the sacred rings to his clan.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Starts off well, goes downhill\\n\\nReview: For long ages the Keeper clan has had possession of the mystical tetrahedron that allows them access to many different worlds. Unfortunately, on one of those worlds they found the evil soldiers of the Shadow legion who, like most evil soldiers, want to take over the whole pie. You play Umang, a young member of the Keeper clan who gained possession of the tetrahedon on Aura the first. The Shadow legion is after you. Can you avoid them, sneal into their stronghold and carry out a number of tasks to make sure they never are a threat again?\\n\\nAura 2: The Sacred Rings is a lovely first person point and click adventure featuring beautiful sound and graphics, many third person cutscenes in which you interact with other characters, and a wide variety of puzzles from inventory to sound to mechanical. There are three main \\\"chapters\\\" to the game. In the first, you find yourself in a desolate valley inhabited by a strage man whose \\\"house\\\" turns out to be some kind of ship. In the second, you visit five separate worlds putting together pieces of a puzzle that will allow you to access the Shadow LEgion's stronghold (as another reviewer commented, this part reminded me very much of Riven). In the last, you actually are in the Shadow Legion's castle, where you must figure out your path without being caught by myriad guards.\\n\\nI very much liked the first two chapters of The Sacred Rings, which comprise about 3/4 of the game. The puzzles were logical and it was easy to figure out what you were doing and why. However, once you hit the Shadow LEgion's castle, the game really falls apart. IN the first place, it's never quite clear why you go there or what you're supposed to be doing. In the second, a suplot introduced in chapter 2 suddenly takes precedence over everything else. In the third, here the puzzles become less logical. One in particular, involving turning the pages of a number of books, I don;t see how anyone could have figured out without a walkthrough. The castle is large and it's easy to get lost, and I found myself wandering through rooms having no idea what I was doing for long stretches of time. Sometimes I found machines that I knew did SOMETHING but I had not idea what. Sometimes I solved puzzles but I didn;t know why I was solving them. Consequently, I had a very hard time going back to this part of the game and finally printed out a walkthrough just so I could finish--something I hate doing.\\n\\nThere are a number of different endings to The Sacred Rings. Finding the right one is really a matter of chance, as by the time you reach the endgame you have no idea what's going on anymore.\\n\\nAll in all, I liked this game a lot for most of it. But the last quarter was so complicated, illogical and badly put together that it left a bad taste in my mouth. I give it four stars because I remember how I felt about it at the beginning, not because of how I feel now.\\n\\nI completed The Sacred Rings in about 35 hours, a third of which were totally frustrating. It ran well with no glitches. Definitely play this game but prepare to be disappointed at the end.\",\n \"Product: Scratches is a terrifying story where a story from the past emerges to haunt the present. You control famed horror writer Michael Arthate as he explores Blackwood Manor, a Victorian house near an English market town. It's a quiet and pleasant existance, until odd noises in the basement keep him up at night. As they grow louder, you'll explore the house and unlock the strange tales that echo through its walls.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: A Decent First Effort, but...\\n\\nReview: The year is 1976. Michael Arthate, an up-and-coming horror novelist, needs a quiet and inspirational place to finish his new novel. His real estate agent finds him Blackwood Manor, a Victorian pile in an isolated area somewhere in Northumbria. But Blackood Manor conceals a mystery, and (of course) instead of working on his book Michael sets out to solve it.\\n\\n_Scratches_, the first game from Nucleosys, is a first person horror adventure in the mode of the Dark Fall games: the gameplay revolves around exploring the setting and figuring out the story behind it. One of the most highly anticipated adventure games in years, it offers lovely graphics, smooth gameplay and a significant creep factor. In the end, however, it does not quite live up to its hype.\\n\\nThe story unfolds over the course of three days and two nights. The first day offers the kind of tasks you might expect from this kind of game: you arrive at your destination, start exploring it, find some things that make you think maybe this wasn't such a great idea, and then discover you can't leave. This was probably the most emjoyable part of the game for me. The house is quite large; the graphics are detailed and there's a lot to look at. Well...maybe too much to look at: in the tradition of the Dark Fall games, there were quite a few gratuitous hotspots (but sometimes clicking rewarded you with a funny in-joke). But all in all, the suspense builds quite well, climaxing in a really scary event. It's on your second day that things begin to get, well, tedious and some of the flaws of the game really start to stand out.\\n\\nFirst of all, except for one or two, the puzzles in this game are strictly of the \\\"apply inventory\\\" variety--not my favourite kind of puzzle in any case. And some of the ways that inventory is applied are illogical, and many of the situations that make the puzzles necessary are really contrived. Second of all, the player character begins to look more and more like a royal idiot. I found it completely unbelievable that any adult would stand for being stranded in a run-down place with no food, water, power, and few comforts at all, simply because of a mildly engaging mystery. It just didn't work for me.\\n\\nThe game is quite linear and often your progress depends on performing a repetetive action an unspecified number of times before you trigger the next thing. For example, at one point you must try every light switch in the house and search through every drawer. And yout reward is often to find you must do the same thing again. This becomes especially frustrating on the second \\\"day\\\" of the game. After having a big scare, I would have expected the tension to keep building, but the tasks of that day just bored me. Also, the area you can explore is limited, so you're relegated to going back and forth over the house again and again. I understand that games often restrict access and make you solve certain areas before you can move on. However, the restriction in this case again seemed contrived. When game literature boasts \\\"many locations to explore!\\\" I expect to spend some significant time and find significant actions in each location. This was not the case here.\\n\\nThere was some unfair use of hotspots. When you try something in a game 20 times, only to hear your character say, \\\"There's nothing of interest there,\\\" you hardly expect that he'll suddenly do anything different on the 100th try. However, this happened at least twice in this game, meaning that you really DO have to go back to EVERY SINGLE hotspot every time you feel stuck, whether it makes sense to you or not.\\n\\nYou uncover a number of documents in this game. Unfortunately, you can't take any of them with you, so every time you want to refer to one you have to slog back to where you left it. Also, the writing in all of them was far too small. Even on my 17-inch monitor I had to squint to read it.\\n\\nThe ending of the game is obscure at best, and has generated more Internet discussion than any game in years. Personally, I found it dissatisfying. I may like solving puzzles, but when I finish a game I like to have a clear idea what exactly happened; I don't want to wonder anymore. I also did not like the fact that the ending just happened to you; you didn't really do anything to affect or alter it (unlike the Dark Fall games, where you do have a specific role).\\n\\n_Scratches_ is a decent first effort, but repetetive gameplay, choppy plot progression and thinly-spread puzzles detract from what could have been a stellar nightmare. If Nucleosys can address these issues in their next game, they'll have a real winner.\",\n \"Product: This beautifully rendered, three-CD epic for Windows and Mac takes you on an enthralling adventure into the eerie and sometimes troubling lives and dreams of the passengers on a mysterious ship called Herculania. The Herculania's maiden voyage went very awry, and six passengers remain trapped aboard. Their bodies have been stored in the Neurographicon, a podlike machine that preserves their dreams and nightmares forever. Upon exploring each pod, a gripping tale of greed, passion, and revenge unfolds. Experience the passengers' tragic lives through their dreams, ghosts, and visions. Explore the six graphically exquisite dream worlds of these ill-fated passengers. The clues gained from exploring each of these worlds bring you one step closer to solving the mystery, aiding someone urgently in need and resolving the fate of your beloved father's disappearance.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: That's What I Like!\\n\\nReview: The year is 1957. You are an Arctic explorer, intent on solving the mystery of his father's disappearance some thirty years before. Unfortunately, you've become lost and it looks as though you're going to go the same way as dear old dad. You keep having these strange dreams. Coming out of one (or have you?), you suddenly find the icebound hulk of a cruise ship. When you climb on board to find shelter, you discover that the ship is the Herculania, the very vessel that your father was investigating when he was lost.\\n_Morpheus_ is a great example of a breed of adventure that pretty much started with MYST and is now, unfortunately for people like me, beginning to wane a bit in prominence: first person, point and click, atmospheric. You might call it \\\"Amber on Ice;\\\" like _Amber_ it involves somewhat supernatural phenomena and getting into the minds and dreams of others. The story that is revealed as you wander about the ship--presented in QT movies--is a kind of Phantom of the Opera with a gruesome twist. Unlike the stories in some other games, it is quite well-developed and realised, making for intriguing clues and puzzles integral to the story. The characters are, well, mental cases, but they are believable people and (with one exception) you end up feeling sympathy for them.\\nThe graphics are really quite nice, with a 360-degree view. (My one complaint here was that though you could look around you to all sides, you could not look either up or down). The paths that you could travel were somewhat limited, however. In some rooms, you could, for example, only go into the corner by the desk. There were also a lot of things I would have liked to have been able to examine more closely. On the other hand, there were a few things that didn't seem to have any purpose. On the whole, the look trod the edge between sparse and lush, with backgrounds beautifully rendered but not too many objects.\\nAs in MYST, the puzzles are largely mechanical. You need to make the ship work so you can figure out what's going on; you need to gain access to locked staterooms and so on. Later on there are some puzzles that involve acquiring inventory, but there is essentially no inventory you carry around; you use each item pretty much where you find it. There are no conversations and no interactions. For me, this was great; I prefer \\\"true\\\" puzzles to task accomplishment and mechanics to inventory. Others might find it tedious or difficult.\\nI ran this game on a brand new AMD 2800 with XP and the only real problem I had was that the mouse cursor was so extraordinarily sensitive that until I learned fine motor control I was all over the place. Fortunately, this didn't take long. I also had some problems with the movies: green screens and the like. I have heard there is a patch for this, but I couldn't find it.\\n_Morpheus_ took me about 25 hours to play. The start was slow and I wasn't sure I liked it at first. When things started to go together, I liked it a great deal. I was sorry to see it end, and the ending was quite abrupt!\\nOverall, this is the kind of adventure game that I like. If you're a fan of MYST an MYST-like games, you'll like this, too.\",\n \"Product: In The Messenger, you play a Secret Service agent looking for four enchanted object hidden deep within the Louvre\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Could Have Been *MUCH* Better\\n\\nReview: I had heard a lot of good things about _The Messenger_ and had been looking forward to playing it for some time. ALthough I did enjoy it somewhat, I'm sorry to say this game did not meet my expectations.\\nYou play Morgana Sinclair, a woman of unspecified origins whose line of work seems to include a lot of equipment for breaking and entering, as well as other covert activities (Hmmm). In a brief prologue, Morgana learns from a taped voice that an evil cult is getting ready to bring about Armageddon using 4 objects known as \\\"Satan's Keys.\\\" Morgana must locate the keys first and stop the end of the world. She does this by visiting the Louvre in Paris at various points in time: the 14th century, the 17th century, the 18th century and the present. All in all, standard adventure game premise and one that easily explains wandering around in unfamiliar places picking up stuff.\\nThere are lots of good things about the game. The environmental and character graphics are pretty good. Not as good as today's standards (this is an older game), but better than a lot I've seen. You are given complete, 360-degree views of every thing from every point, which I like. There were one or two pixel hunts, but most hotspots show up readily and you generally have a pretty good sense of what you're doing and where you're going. The puzzles were generally pretty easy once you had all the parts in place and most of them made some kind of sense.\\nHowever. There are numerous things about _The Messenger_ that make playing it a less than absorbing experience. The first -- and this one bothered me right from the get-go -- is the interface, which is slow, slow, slow! and overly-complex. Accessing your inventory, checking your map, saving a game -- all those things that you'd like to be able to do quickly and then get on with it -- take for-bleeping-ever. They all take place on these separate screens that have been designed to look like some kind of weird gadget, with wires and switches and such all over. Well, all I could think was, \\\"I don't care what my inventory LOOKS like, I just want it to function!\\\" It seemed a lot like the designers put excess effort into the look of the game that would have been better spent on actually making it run better.\\nYou can die in this game and there are at least two timed sequences per \\\"level.\\\" Generally dying happens completely unexpectedly. The timed sequences are particularly annoying, as they give you about 20 seconds to figure out what to do before you're toast. About half of them are relatively easy to prepare for -- i.e., you get a hint that they're coming and can have the proper equipment ready. But half of them can only be solved by going through them over and over and seeing as much as you can in the 20 seconds left to you. Personally, I find it really hard to find hotspots or even to think logically given that short period of time. That kind of puzzle really ticks me off, and it cost _The Messenger_ a star in my rating.\\nIf/When you die, you are re-loaded to the beginning of the current level. That's another thing that makes saving important and would have made a quick-save feature handy. Speaking of saving, you only get 8 slots, and saving happens in that weird round room format that so many designers seem fond of. I wish they'd get over that.\\nThis is a 2-CD game, but you have to start from CD 1 every time -- which brought up and interesting bug. Every time I inserted CD 1, the installation screen came up -- even kicking me out of the middle of the game to do this. Yikes! What was that? There were a couple of other bugs, too -- notably one that let me do something I shouldn't have been able to do in the middle of a timed sequence, but then automatically killed me when I tried to get back to complete the sequence. Most of the bugs could be resolbed by exiting and restarting the game, however.\\nThe voice acting was okay, with moments of incomprehensibility - subtitles would have been helpful. Several puzzles had what seemed really random solutions; _The Messenger_ features a couple unique ways of getting through locked doors. There are some adult situations and sexual innuendoes, so this game is not for small kids. There's also a lot of gratuitous killing, which I don't particularly like; I prefer some other solution. The best I can say about the ending is that it's anticlimactic and the \\\"epilogue\\\" is downright trite.\\nDespite everything, I enjoyed this game, which I completed in under 20 hours. I could have enjoyed it a lot more if some of the flaws had been addressed. Worth the money? You decide.\",\n \"Product: This adventure games takes place in India. You are an American student named Fred Reynolds. You have only three days to find your girlfriend who was kidnapped by the Thugs - a Hindu sect known already during the days when India was a British colony. You will visit New Delhi, the great palace Taj Mahal and other exotic places while trying to save the woman you love.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Really Enjoyable, if Short\\n\\nReview: IN _Road to India_, you play Fred, an American engaged to a Hindu woman. As the game opens, she is boarding a plane to India to visit her family. Soon after, Fred receives an unexpected \\\"Dear John\\\" letter. When he goes to India to find out what's going on, he witnesses what he thinks is a kidnapping, with his fiancee as the target!\\nI didn't play this game for a long time, mainly because of all the negative reviews here. Now that I have played it, I wonder what all those negative reviews were talking about; despite a few flaws, RTI is one of the most enjoyable games I've played in months. The graphics are lovely, the music is appealing, the interface is exceptionally easy to use and understand and the puzzles are sensible, if somewhat simple. Having just come off an interminable game where the puzzles made absolutely no sense, RTI was a breath of fresh air.\\nMost of the puzzles are the classic inventory and communication sort: get someone to help you by giving him an item or find an item that will allow you to accomplish a task. I was thrilled that, in general, you used inventory in a realistic way in this game. That is, you didn't need to find a special knife to cut this particular rope (for example) when you already had five knives, or use your nailfile to loosen screws when you had a screwdriver. There was no random application of inventory, hoping against hope that something would work. If this made the game easy, it also made it relaxing. Thank you Microids!\\nThere were several unusual sound puzzles--you had to listen hard in this game! And there was a lovely use of animal characters. If there were a couple of red herrings and puzzles that seemed to have no purpose, it was an acceptable trade-off.\\nThis game did run pretty slowly. Loading new locations took some time, as did simply moving from screen to screen. I did not understand the reason for this, but found it only mildly annoying. There was some disc swapping and cut scenes occasionally stuttered. I think there could have been more time spent tweaking the program to eliminate these things, but again, it surely wasn't bad enough to condemn the entire game.\\nYes, this is a fantasy India--sometimes resembling _The Temple of Doom_--not a historical India. Half of it takes place in a dreamscape. I actually liked the use of the dream sequences, which made me think of _Morpheus_ or _Amber_. I didn't find it at all offending or unusual that archetypal items like the Taj Mahal and the Indian rope trick should appear in dreams, but if that disturbs you, this game probably isn't for you.\\nAt under ten hours from start to finish, Road to India isn't a long game. It's worth playing for all that. I recommend it highly.\",\n \"Product: From the back of the box: \\\"Fasten your straight-jacket. It's time to immerse yourself in the chilling world of John Saul's Blackstone Chronicles. An Adventure in Terror - where tortured spirits from the past offer you the only hope of saving your missing family. And your sanity.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Disturbing Rather than Frightening\\n\\nReview: Blackstone Manor was built by a tycoon early in the 20th century. In the 30s, the tycoon's daughter married a prominent psychiatrist, who turned the place into a mental institution and ran it as such until his death in 1959. \\\"Now\\\" the old asylum has been purchased by an historical society and renovated as a museum of psychiatric history. Unfortunately, something is rotten in Blackstone and that something seems to revolve around the asylum. You play Oliver Metcalf, the son of the asylum's founder and superintendant. As the game begins, you discover that your young son is missing. The trail leads to the asylum, where you learn that your father's spirit is holding your son hostage in a hidden room. You have until dawn to find him, or your father's ghost will infect him with evil.\\n\\n_The Blackstone Chronicles_ is a first person, point and click adventure based on a series of novels by author John Saul. There are pros and cons to this. In its favour, the world and the characters are well-developed, the Lovecraftian atmosphere stunningly realised. Working against this is the lack of backstory provided. It's obvious that we've come in somewhere in chapter two--maybe even chapter twenty-two. There were tantalising references to a time before that I couldn't help but feel were a bid to sell books. It's hard to play this game without asking oneself, \\\"What the heck was that about?\\\" and wanting to know the answer.\\n\\nIf you can leave that alone, though, _Blackstone Chronicles_ is a pretty good older game. To find your son in the time alloted, you must explore many parts of the asylum and gain the help of the spirits of the former inmates by hearing their stories and returning to them things which have been lost. As you go, you gain access to more and more parts of the place and learn its quite nasty history.\\n\\nThis is where the game gets disturbing, with good reason. _Blackstone Chronicles_ gives the player a lot of well-researched history of mental health \\\"treatment,\\\" and what you learn is shocking and horrible. This isn't a game where you're afraid of things that go bump in dark corridors. What gives you a sick feeling is the realisation of what otherwise civlised people will inflict on the mentally ill in the name of achieving a cure. Carrying that sick feeling around with you makes the game overwhelming at times.\\n\\nIf you can get past that, the game is pretty good. The puzzles are mostly collecting and applying inventory to persuade various spirits to talk to you. The conversations give you information necessary to progress. As such, gameplay is fairly easy. There are timed puzzles and you can die--certain inventory items are cursed and acquiring them leads you into traps. I generally dislike this sort of thing, but _Blackstone Chronicles_ handles it very well. If you fail at a timed sequence, you're given the option to simply repeat it, get a hint, or get the solution. So you don't have to do each one more than a couple times. Inventory items are easy to locate. Navigation is dicey at times, however; there were a couple puzzles early on that I almost missed because I couldn't figure out how to turn in the right direction. The voice acting is fair and the conversation trees are easy to follow. Graphics are good for their time, although some of the movies--used mainly to zoom in and out of areas--are jerky on a newer system.\\n\\nI ran _Blackstone Chronicles_ on XP with no problems, but you do need to install the version of Quicktime that comes with the game.\\n\\n_Blackstone Chronicles_ took me about 15 hours to complete and I could only play a couple hours a night because of the disturbing subject matter. If you can handle a game that makes you think about things you'd rather not think about, give it a try.\",\n \"Product: A new comic adventure in the tradition of PC classics like Monkey Island and Sam & Max! Animated Egyptian adventure game for children and adults of all ages. A humorous dialogue and cinematic soundtrack - a cast of characters similar to Disney's Aladdin.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Classic-Style Point and Click\\n\\nReview: Assil, the son of the designer of Pharaoh's pyramids, and a few friends have broken into a tomb for a little party. Unfortunately, their party disturbs a mummy, who proceeds to inflict a death curse on our hapless hero. In the process, the mummy loses an Ankh he's been holding. Assil acquires it without knowing what it is; all he wants is to get the death curse removed. Only Pharaoh can do that--but how to get to see Pharaoh, especially when his father has grounded him for his late-night activities??\\n\\n\\\"Ankh: Reverse the Curse\\\" is a 3rd person point and click adventure in the classic style, harking back, as others have mentioned, to the old Lucas Arts games like Monkey Island and Grim Fandango. There are good and bad aspects to this. You can't die or even get stuck and there are none of the annoying timed puzzles that are becoming so prevalent in adventure today. On the other hand, there's A LOT of running around from location to location and some of the puzzles are the illogical sort that make some people hate adventure as a genre (yes, I really WOULD use a bed of nails to open a can instead of the more appropriate things I have in inventory...)\\n\\nThe puzzles are almost entirely conversation- and inventory-based--I can only think of one exception. Most are fairly easy if you have learned to think like a game developer. Otherwise you may find youself combining--or trying to combine--random inventory with random hotspots to try to get something, ANYTHING to happen. This happened to me several times. Also, there are many pixel hunts or places where a moving part sometimes shows a hotspot and sometimes doesn't. I found this unecessarily frustrating.\\n\\nI also ran into a couple glitches playing the game: one where opening the treasure map caused the game to lock up so I had to reboot my computer and restart from the last save, and another where doing several pieces of a task out of order made it impossible to go on. Once again, I had to quit the game and reload the last save.\\n\\nOn the good side, this game is funny and, as I said, it has no timed sequences and you can't die (or not really. There is one kind of timed puzzle, but you can practice as much as you want and it's not very long). The voice acting is quite good, as is the 3-D, cartoon style animation. I quite liked the environmental F/X--in addition to background sounds, you could overhear people carrying on conversations, just as you might in a real marketplace. One section where you played two characters was pretty interesting; I wish you had been able to do that more. Your inventory remained relatively small and most items disappeared when you were through with them. The story developed well, from what seemed a simple task at first to a plot with wider implications that could well carry into the sequel (which is being made even as I write this). I considered the game neither too short nor too long, but just the right length for what it was trying to accomplish.\\n\\nI also cannot quite understand the Teen rating here, unless it was due to the skimpy costume one of the female characters wore, or perhaps the scary Osiris character. Ankh, in my opinion, is a great game for the family to enjoy together as well as a great game for the single adventurer. I hope the sequel comes out soon.\",\n \"Product: Get set for more action, more vampires and more Wesley Snipes in this second monster-hit installment in the Blade franchise.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: I didn't like this one so well.\\n\\nReview: In Blade II, the Daywalker joins forces with those he hunts to stop a new evil that threatens both. With a few added details, that's it, really.\\nI didn't really enjoy Blade II as much as I did its predecessor. Partly this is because I have a hard time believing the cosmology of the Blade altiverse, which takes a lot of what is commonly accepted about the nature of vampires and throws it out the window. Now, this wouldn't bother me if what replaced the common knowledge made sense, but it often doesn't, and what you're left with is a lot of internal discontinuity and illogic where it seems the filmmakers ignored their own rules or made up new ones to suit themselves whenever the old ones got in the way.\\nAnother reason I didn't enjoy this flick as much was the style of the film-making itself. There was something odd about the lighting, particularly in the early parts of the movie, that made the film just plain hard to see. It was dark and monochromatic in a way that my eyes and brain just couldn't deal with. It actually reminded me very much of a low resolution video game, and was just as annoying.\\nThe action and fight sequences were also treated poorly, with the camera leaping around so much that you just couldn't see enough of the martial arts to appreciate them, or even tell what was going on at times. I prefer it when martial arts sequences are filmed from a still camera; when the hero's doing an amazing crab kick I want to see it, not suddenly be looking down the villain's ear. Here, too, the lighting did the action a disservice. One early fight sequence that could have been quite interesting was filmed in front of a bank of floodlights so bright that the action was totally lost; others were swallowed in shadow or overpowered by weird reflections.\\nOn the other hand, there were several good things about this movie. I always like Wesley Snipes, Ron Perlman was chilling as Blade's antagonist, and Kris Kristofferson was worth bringing back from the dead. The costumes and makeup were pretty good (although the latter did have overtones of \\\"Buffy\\\") and the effects were well done. The script, although a little predictable, was for the most part pretty good, presenting a story that made sense and held together well. All these things went a long way to redeeming a movie that could have been a total dud, but still didn't make it as good as the original.\\nWorth Renting on your next movie might.\",\n \"Product: Thora Birch (American Beauty) and Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation) \\\"sneak into your heart and stay there\\\" (Rolling Stone) in this \\\"eerie, masterful movie\\\" (Movieline) from the acclaimed director of Crumb. Co-starring Brad Renfro (Deuces Wild), Illeana Douglas (Stir of Echos) and Steve Buscemi (Fargo) in \\\"the best role of his career\\\" (Movieline), Ghost World is a \\\"smartly strange comedy [that] stands out like the Taj Mahal\\\" (Time)! While their classmates head for college, Enid (Birch) and Rebecca (Johansson) focus their energies on tormenting those around them - from a goofy convenience store clerk (Renfro) to an eccentric art teacher (Douglas). But when they zero in on an oddball loner (Buscemi) looking for Miss Right, their seemingly innocent meddling threatens to shatter one of their hearts not to mention their lifelong friendship.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not What I Expected\\n\\nReview: I missed _Ghost World_ in the theatre. At the time I was sorry, but after seeing it on video, I'm glad I didn't spend the money to see it on the big screen.\\n_Ghost World_ is essentially the story of the summer after high school graduation experiences of Enid (Thora Birch), a young woman who spends most of her time keeping a picture journal and complaining about how stupid people are. Early in the movie she answers a personal ad placed by Blues collector Seymour (Steve Buscemi), pretending to be a woman he once met in an airport. After she follows him home from this false blind date, the two become friends, after a fashion. Enid makes it her mission to prove to the world that Seymour is not so much of a dork as she first thought by fixing his non-existent love life.\\nThough the performances are quite good, I found it very hard to relate to the characters, who seemed one-dimensional and passionless. Enid is supposed to be some sort of misunderstood societal misfit, but we know this only because we are told that it is so. Her actions seem pointless and even cruel, making it hard to sympathise with her. She suffers a lot and is obviously a quite unhappy person, but her unhappiness is inaccessible. She hates her stepmother, but we never are shown why. She is made to attend a summer art class where her work is denigrated as irrelevant, but we never hear her defend herself, or understand what her point of view is. Mainly, the world is stupid and awful because Enid says it is so, but without hearing her perspective on what she values and what life means to her the message loses its meaning and takes on a tone that is self indulgent and even whiny.\\nEnid's friend, Rebecca, seems mainly to exist to be uncomfortable at Enid's various schemes and to attract attention from men who don't even realise Enid exists. But Rebecca is also dull and wimpy. She goes along with things that she disapproves of and keeps hoping that Enid will turn into something that she's obviously not. The friends' big fight is a let down; not enough is said and the conflict is too easily resolved. I would have liked Rebecca to have had more to say for herself, but she just seemed to float through the movie never evincing any real personality.\\nSeymour, the inhibited collector of Blues '78s, is remarkably without feeling, even about his hobby. He resists Enid's attempts to convince him that he really is an interesting person to the point where we just want to cave in and say, \\\"Okay, you're dull.\\\" He becomes involved with a woman who shares none of his interests, but the relationship, if it can be called that, is so much of a tangent to the rest of the action that when he ends it we don't feel anything at all.\\n_Ghost World_ offers no sense of progress or change. It's easy to believe that these people will continue forever in their pointless lives without ever coming to terms with themselves or the world around them. I found it really boring to watch, and when it was over I felt cheated.\",\n \"Product: Supernatural detective John Constantine helps a detective prove her sisters death was not a suicide, but something more.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Nearly as Bad as I Expected It to Be\\n\\nReview: I've been reading _Hellblazer_ since the beginning. In fact, I've been a fan of John Constantine since Alan Moore created him in _Swamp Thing._ So I viewed the prospect of a Hellblazer movie with trepidation. The more I heard about it, the more disgusted I got with the Hollywoodization of one of my favourite characters. I didn't see the movie in the theatre, but I rented the DVD on the first day it came out--because I knew I'd do it sometime and wanted to get it over with. And you know, this movie isn't nearly as bad as it could have been.\\n\\nJohn Constantine (Keanu Reeves) was born with the power to see beyond this mortal coil (something that's never really explained in the book, so here they make something up). He lives his life as a kind of roving, last-chance exorcist, getting rid of otherworldly nasties that have broken the rules that allow them to manifest on this plane. He has his allies--a priest who hears voices and a nerdy supply agent (kind of a metaphysical \\\"Q\\\"), but mostly he's a loner. Unfortunately for him, he's diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in the beginning of the movie (this idea is losely based on Garth Ennis' \\\"Dangerous Habits\\\" storyline). But something big is coming and he hopes that getting involved in whatever it is will end up in his spending eternity in Heaven, rather than the other place (to which it seems sure he's bound).\\n\\nAngela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) is a police detective with a psychic punch of her own. Her sister has recently met her end in an apparent suicide. Because they're devout Catholics, to whom suicide is a mortal sin, Angela is invested in believing Isabel didn't actually take her own life. Trying to prove it leads her to Constantine. As an unlikely team, they try to figure out what's making the boundaries between Earth and Hell so thin and to stop it before it's too late.\\n\\n_Hellblazer_ fans watching this movie should do what I did: repeat to yourself, \\\"It's not MY John Constantine; it's another bloke with the same name.\\\" This should help you get past the obvious problems with the character (like he's a dark-haired American instead of a blond Englishman--at least they axed the \\\"Constantine-mobile\\\") and allow you to enjoy what's enjoyable about the flick. And there is quite a bit to enjoy. The plot is pretty good; in fact, it makes a fair stab at being many-layered. As in many metaphysical horror type flicks, a large suspension of disbelief is required. You just gotta accept that such-and-such an artifact calls up demons because some guy says so. _Constantine_ the movie didn't exactly make this easy. There was a lot of over-the-top stuff going on that didn't adhere to any internal logic. But if the pill was hard to swallow, at least swallowing was possible.\\n\\nThe performances were also pretty good. Keanu Reeves was pretty much Keanu Reeves (and as such, never my first choice for J.C.; I would have liked to have seen James Marsters or whasisname from \\\"Trainspotting.\\\") But his standard character fit into the script well enough. Rachel Weisz was also in a fairly standard lady-cop role. It was the minor characters who really hooked me. Tilda Swinton as Gabriel was an interesting casting choice, trying for the androgyny of angels (but not quite making it; Swinton's voice was too high-pitched). Lucifer, Papa Midnite and John's several sidemen also turned in good work. The only one I didn't like was Chas, whose role had devolved into a wisecracking boy-hostage type.\\n\\nWhat I didn't like about this movie was pretty much what I had expected: _Hellblazer_, though chock full of various dismemberments and disfigurements, is essentially a book of psychological horror. John Constantine is not an action hero. Therefore, Hollywood's insistence on making him one--complete with a dragon breath flamethrower for demon fighting (please!)--did not sit well with me. So the movie had a jerky feel as it battled between having a coherent and interesting plot and simply blowing up zombies.\\n\\n_Constantine's_ main fault is that it tries to do too many things at once. There's too much melodrama and silly widgets for people looking for a thinking thriller. For those to whom blowing up zombies is reason enough, there's too much plot getting in the way. As a movie, it tries to straddle a line between genres and ends up shaking a lot. Still, there were satisying moments I would consider renting it worth the money.\\n\\nJust remember, It's not the real John Constantine. It's the Other One.\",\n \"Product: Based on the DC Comics/Vertigo Hellblazer graphic novels and written by Kevin Brodbin and Frank Cappello, Constantine tells the story of John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), a man who has literally been to hell and back.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not Nearly as Bad as I Expected It to Be\\n\\nReview: I've been reading _Hellblazer_ since the beginning. In fact, I've been a fan of John Constantine since Alan Moore created him in _Swamp Thing._ So I viewed the prospect of a Hellblazer movie with trepidation. The more I heard about it, the more disgusted I got with the Hollywoodization of one of my favourite characters. I didn't see the movie in the theatre, but I rented the DVD on the first day it came out--because I knew I'd do it sometime and wanted to get it over with. And you know, this movie isn't nearly as bad as it could have been.\\n\\nJohn Constantine (Keanu Reeves) was born with the power to see beyond this mortal coil (something that's never really explained in the book, so here they make something up). He lives his life as a kind of roving, last-chance exorcist, getting rid of otherworldly nasties that have broken the rules that allow them to manifest on this plane. He has his allies--a priest who hears voices and a nerdy supply agent (kind of a metaphysical \\\"Q\\\"), but mostly he's a loner. Unfortunately for him, he's diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in the beginning of the movie (this idea is losely based on Garth Ennis' \\\"Dangerous Habits\\\" storyline). But something big is coming and he hopes that getting involved in whatever it is will end up in his spending eternity in Heaven, rather than the other place (to which it seems sure he's bound).\\n\\nAngela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) is a police detective with a psychic punch of her own. Her sister has recently met her end in an apparent suicide. Because they're devout Catholics, to whom suicide is a mortal sin, Angela is invested in believing Isabel didn't actually take her own life. Trying to prove it leads her to Constantine. As an unlikely team, they try to figure out what's making the boundaries between Earth and Hell so thin and to stop it before it's too late.\\n\\n_Hellblazer_ fans watching this movie should do what I did: repeat to yourself, \\\"It's not MY John Constantine; it's another bloke with the same name.\\\" This should help you get past the obvious problems with the character (like he's a dark-haired American instead of a blond Englishman--at least they axed the \\\"Constantine-mobile\\\") and allow you to enjoy what's enjoyable about the flick. And there is quite a bit to enjoy. The plot is pretty good; in fact, it makes a fair stab at being many-layered. As in many metaphysical horror type flicks, a large suspension of disbelief is required. You just gotta accept that such-and-such an artifact calls up demons because some guy says so. _Constantine_ the movie didn't exactly make this easy. There was a lot of over-the-top stuff going on that didn't adhere to any internal logic. But if the pill was hard to swallow, at least swallowing was possible.\\n\\nThe performances were also pretty good. Keanu Reeves was pretty much Keanu Reeves (and as such, never my first choice for J.C.; I would have liked to have seen James Marsters or whasisname from \\\"Trainspotting.\\\") But his standard character fit into the script well enough. Rachel Weisz was also in a fairly standard lady-cop role. It was the minor characters who really hooked me. Tilda Swinton as Gabriel was an interesting casting choice, trying for the androgyny of angels (but not quite making it; Swinton's voice was too high-pitched). Lucifer, Papa Midnite and John's several sidemen also turned in good work. The only one I didn't like was Chas, whose role had devolved into a wisecracking boy-hostage type.\\n\\nWhat I didn't like about this movie was pretty much what I had expected: _Hellblazer_, though chock full of various dismemberments and disfigurements, is essentially a book of psychological horror. John Constantine is not an action hero. Therefore, Hollywood's insistence on making him one--complete with a dragon breath flamethrower for demon fighting (please!)--did not sit well with me. So the movie had a jerky feel as it battled between having a coherent and interesting plot and simply blowing up zombies.\\n\\n_Constantine's_ main fault is that it tries to do too many things at once. There's too much melodrama and silly widgets for people looking for a thinking thriller. For those to whom blowing up zombies is reason enough, there's too much plot getting in the way. As a movie, it tries to straddle a line between genres and ends up shaking a lot. Still, there were satisying moments I would consider renting it worth the money.\\n\\nJust remember, It's not the real John Constantine. It's the Other One.\",\n \"Product: Jedi Knight or Sith Lord? Awesome warrior or mystical thinker? These are the choices players face in Game of Life: A Jedi's Path. As players move their aspiring Jedi around the board (passing tests, doing battle, learning lessons, going on missions, and building their lightsabers), they build their connection to the Force in four ways--logic, intuition, fighting, and energy. Along the way, players can choose the Jedi path or the riskier/quicker \\\"Dark Path.\\\" But be careful, once you go down the dark side, there may not be redemption for you. At the end of the game, the mightiest Jedi and the darkest Sith square off to determine the most powerful Force-user in the galaxy.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: kinda fun, but not very challenging or realistic\\n\\nReview: _A Jedi's Path_ is based on the old Game of Life. Each player takes on the role of a Jedi Padawan. Moving through the board, you acquire skills,learn lessons and attempt missions that will take you to the final trials to become a Jedi Knight. There are also ample chances to veer off to the Dark Side of the Force.\\nWe played this game with three Star Wars geeks ranging in age from 27 to 40. It was mildly entertaining but not very challenging or truly engaging. Being a board game, there was high degree of randomness and very little skill or strategy involved. On each square of the game board you could either acquire or lose skills. Sometimes, as on the lesson or mission squares, this was dependent on a spin of the wheel, giving the sense that you were playing a kind of roulette: Your success or failure at the missions and lessons depended on your score rather than any abilities.\\nThe thing that I found most trouble some about this game was that there were very little consequences for failure. If you did not get the necessary totals on your spins you might lose a skill or two, but that did not prevent you from going on. If you didn't have the necessary skills to complete your lightsaber, you were simply instructed to take one anyway, for example. Even when you reached the trials, if you \\\"failed\\\" you just went on to the next step. I would have found it more interesting if there were more places where you had to go back and start over; as it was, you could complete the game without having any skills at all. Even following the Dark Side didn't give this game much spice. Although the winner is the person who has acquired the most skills, this was distinctly anticlimactic.\\nThe most amusing this about this game was reading about the different JEdi Masters, the missions and the lessons, many of which were based on the extended Star Wars universe. However, there were some major continuity flaws, and I think a lot of what appeared here would be almost meaningless to someone who wasn't well-versed in the Star Wars mythology.\\nThe spinner didn't function very well. There are also a number of small set pieces (the Jedi Council Chamber, A Tatooine building, etc) that might be easy to lose, but as they didn't really add to gameplay, this might not matter.\\nALthough this game might be more fun for younger players, the complexity of the instructions makes this doubtful. All in all, a collector might want to own it but as a real game it wouldn't seem to have much longevity.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":18,"string":"18"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1395,"string":"1,395"}}},{"rowIdx":1396,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1JDP8UAE7HVW7"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"4.0\" for a product with description \"Conveniently control 3 different lighting areas in your home or office with the Wireless Remote Control Light Bulb Socket. 100% Brand new and high qualitywireless remote control light bulb socket for E27 bulbs.Easy to install.Change your bulb with this light bulb socket and control your lighting system up to 30 meters (approximately 30 yards) remote control distance.You can control 3 lights with 1 remote.\". The summary of the review text is \"Needs to have a mounting plate\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I haven't actually installed this yet, but I do have one comment regarding the design. Similar items by other companies have the control panel being wall-mountable. This is not. I would love to see this item come with a pop-in wall mount plate, so it could be used either in a wall-mount capacity or not (which I'm assuming is the original design, as more of a chairside product). I'm going to rig something, i think someone in the reviews or questions here mentioned using double-sided tape (?) but I plan to at least attempt to find a compatible plate at my local hardware store. If I am successful I will update this review, but in the meantime I'm back to my original suggestion that it would be GREAT if it was a dual-function, could be chairside or wall-mount."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I haven't actually installed this yet, but I do have one comment regarding the design. Similar items by other companies have the control panel being wall-mountable. This is not. I would love to see this item come with a pop-in wall mount plate, so it could be used either in a wall-mount capacity or not (which I'm assuming is the original design, as more of a chairside product). I'm going to rig something, i think someone in the reviews or questions here mentioned using double-sided tape (?) but I plan to at least attempt to find a compatible plate at my local hardware store. If I am successful I will update this review, but in the meantime I'm back to my original suggestion that it would be GREAT if it was a dual-function, could be chairside or wall-mount."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Enjoy fresh, fast coffee with the Hamilton Beach Personal Cup Pod Brewer. This single-serve coffee machine can brew any flavor disk-shaped coffee pod you want, including tea, and also works with your preferred ground coffee.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Simple, inexpensive, small - all PLUSES in my book\n\nReview: I've only used this a few times, bought it for my office and chose this for it's very small footprint and quite reasonable price. I was surprised to see that it came with an 18 pack of pods! The pods are also available at my local Walmart and are actually quite cheap. So far I think I like this one more than my home single serve pot, I'll just be keeping an eye on this to see about it's longevity (anything this inexpensive I worry about it's durability). Makes great coffee, totally dependent of course on the coffee you're using. I see on Amazon that some \"pod makers\" are available, but I really bought this for just complete ease of use - toss a pod, brew a cup - simple. I don't have time/energy to make my own pods, too!","Product: The SystemBuild Kendall 16 Storage Cabinet is perfect for small spaces. The tall height and narrow width allow you to store items from top to bottom, saving valuable floor space in your home. This 16 Storage Cabinet includes 4 shelves. Three of the shelves are adjustable so that you can space them to meet your storage needs. The 16 Storage Cabinet features a crisp white finish that creates a refined, clean look in your home. Use this piece as a stand-alone item, or combine it with additional SystemBuild Kendall storage items to create the perfect storage solution for your home. SystemBuild 16 Storage Cabinet requires assembly upon delivery.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cheaper elsewhere, but beware of buying it elsewhere\n\nReview: I ordered two of these to bookend a workbench in a remodel of my workroom. I'll admit I ordered them at half the cost shown here from THE big box store. One of the cabinets arrived in a timely manner and I picked it up at the local store - well, three strong teenagers picked it up to get it in my car, the box weighs over 200 pounds and is 6' long, though other than the sheer weight it was no problem fitting in my CRV. Got it home and the only way I could get it in the house was to slit open the box and carry it in piece by piece.\n\nAssembly was easy with VERY nice instructions, honestly some of the best I've ever seen. Minimal wording, mostly very clear illustrations with guidance for every question I thought to ask along the way. I had read a lot of reviews of this item on the big box stores's website noting that it was difficult to get the doors to align properly if you we're sloppy with the assembly, so I actually used a carpentry square along the way and particularly before attaching the back, to make sure it stayed square. Then, sure enough, the doors went on without a hitch.\n\nSeveral reviewers noted this uses the standard heavy cardboard back and that they replaced it with some Luan, and I had considered doing that but it really didn't require it. I suppose if you we're for some strange reason going to be moving the cabinet around a lot, all that jostling might warrant a heavier backer, but in my case it was going into a spot to stay.\n\nThe materials are a heavy composite, with the doors by far the heaviest part of the cabinet. The doors really separate this from the cheaper versions you can find at any home improvement store, these look very expensive and custom. The hinges are cabinet grade. Nice.\n\nI'm most impressed by the capacity. I have a very large shop vac and even it fits in the cabinet. The unit also has a fifth leg, one set right in the middle of the cabinet for added strength, so I'm not at all concerned about putting too much weight in there. The first cabinet is easily storing most of my tools, paint, etc.\n\nThe second cabinet I ordered never arrived....big box ordered a replacement...which they also \"lost in transit\"....and a third replacement which got lost somewhere but this time they really, really promise it will arrive in approximately 3 weeks, nearly two months after I placed the order. Needless to say, no more ordering these from big box. Beware of the freight company they use, HomeDirect, where apparently several people are now enjoying free workroom cabinets.\n\nThe shipping issue soured this whole experience, which is just a shame because these are really nice cabinets. I had planned to use the smaller ones in another room I'm renovating, but it's either pay twice the price here, or risk another several months long fiasco trying to get them from big box. I'll have to find another cabinet altogether. But if you are lucky enough to live somewhere that stocks these, grab them. For the quality and capacity alone they are really hard to beat.","Product: Important Made in USA Origin Disclaimer: For certain items sold by Walmart on Walmart.com, the displayed country of origin information may not be accurate or consistent with manufacturer information. For updated, accurate country of origin data, it is recommended that you rely on product packaging or manufacturer information. Let the FARBERWARE 5-Cup Programmable Coffee Maker ease your morning routine. Thanks to its advanced automatic brewing function, you can wake up to a freshly brewed pot without the hassle of your pre-cup haze. This black and stainless steel FARBERWARE coffee maker filters water before brewing for a purer flavor. A convenient keep-warm function allows you to leave some coffee in the pot and come back for more later. This brewed coffee maker has a simple control panel and a dripless pour carafe for easy brewing. Ideal for household use, this FARBERWARE 5-Cup Programmable Coffee Maker can also meet the demands of office use.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Quit calling it \"Five Cups!\" - you get one mug of coffee.\n\nReview: I've only had this for a short while, after a Bunn single serve I've had and enjoyed for many years died. This is inexpensive and right now fits my budget. I purchased the #2 Cone filters to go with this, just because I prefer coffee filtered through a paper cone rather than the \"lifetime\" one that comes with it, both for the taste AND (probably more importantly) because it is easier to clean up - just pinch the corners of the cone together, life and discard. I read some online reviews that said the \"sneak a cup\" feature didn't work well - it continued to drip while you're pouring yourself some - but I have not experienced that at all. So far my only real beef with this is that the water reservoir opening is quite small - it's a little tricky to pour water into it, not something I would want to be attempting whilst blear-eyed in the morning! Fortunately, this is programmable, so I can set it up easily enough the night before. The coffee does take significantly longer to brew than my Bunn single serve used to, but what do you want for under $20? Also, BTW, I typically brew one cup of coffee in the morning, maybe return again later for a second, so I was excited to see this \"FIVE CUP\" brewer. Ummmm....no. It brews EXACTLY one decent sized mug of coffee, just like my old one. I even used exactly the same amount of water. It produces the equivalent of one standard water glass size of coffee, or one standard coffee mug - no more. The five cup thing is misleading, which is why I took a star off.","Product: The 5 Star Brands burger press makes perfect patties every time!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great for casual use\n\nReview: I bought this after scoring a great sale price on some ground beef - 40 pounds of it! With Prime I got the press quickly and put it into use. After 40 pounds I'd say I'm an expert on this product, so here's my two cents worth (or 40 pounds worth):\n\nThe good:\nIt's utter simplicity. This is a simple, basic press, top part pushes down, burger squeezes into shape, end of story. Well, not totally. You DO need to use some wax/papers with this, which I thankfully ordered at the same time. I attempted one without, and you're stuck trying to peel the beef off the device, so the papers are a must. The shape is perfect, it's a generous sized burger even if you press a thin one, but the device lets you press burgers of varying thicknesses. I'm a female and a found a \"fist full\" of beef was just about perfect for a burger - your hand size may cause different results.\n\nThe not great: The ONLY reason I deducted a star here has to do with making more than a couple burgers. If you're just using this for casual, cook out kind of use you may never notice it, but after a few burgers I did notice that when pressing down inevitably the fleshy part of your hand comes in contact with the raised round ridge around the top part. It's not terribly uncomfortable for a couple burgers, but after more than a few it's rather annoying. Because of the handle design you can't bypass that contact by just pressing on the top of the handle unless you want the small wooden handle pressing into your palm - also really uncomfortable. So the ergonomics on this aren't great, if I could find one with a different handle design I'd buy it.\n\nOVERALL: For casual use, if all you're doing is prepping for a cookout or some burgers for a family dinner, this is pretty much perfect. Easy to use, VERY QUICK to use, I was amazed at how quickly I plowed through 40 pounds. The handle does screw off so you can toss the aluminum pieces into the dishwasher. That's a plus, too.","Product: Healthy cooking is not only about the foods you use: it is also about the right cookware. We are aware of what we eat and cooking has become really \"hot'. We make non-stick pans that allow you to prepare great dishes. All the products look great: premium materials in a clever design. But most of all: GreenPan performs! The patented Thermolon non-stick technology is heat resistant up to high temperatures. This means that GreenPan has an extra safety feature; if you overheat your pan, even up to 45/85 degrees F, no toxic fumes will be released and the coating will not blister or peel. Thermolon is a better heat conductor than traditional coatings. The thermal performance enables superb searing and crispy frying! The excellent heat distribution also allows even cooking, which makes the food brown beautifully. It allows you to mostly cook on low to medium temperatures. Above all, the Thermolon healthy ceramic non-stick surface provides great non-stick and is very easy to clean.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: PERFECT....for about a year.\n\nReview: I've had this pan for about a year and it has been my \"go to\" - I literally use it every morning and have been very happy with it's non-stickittiveness (is that a word?). Anyway, all was well until about the last month and suddenly it seemed to have lost the very thing I bought it for - suddenly EVERYTHING is sticking to it. Just today I fried a simple hamburger patty in it, never taking the heat up past a low medium, and I was left with a baked on, hard crust that had to be scrubbed to get it off. I have no idea why the pan is suddenly losing it - I've been excessively careful about not using it at very high heat, hand washing, etc. I LOVED this pan, but I'll have to buy a replacement now and it won't be this brand again.","Product: 1280x960 Mega-Pixel; MPEG movie mode; 4x high speed floppy disc drive; Audio/Vidio out; Slide show mode; 2.5\" color LCD (84K pixels); Built in intelligent flash; 8x optical/16x digital zoom; Autofocus; Macro capability.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sony MVC-FD88 Mavica Digital Camera\n\nReview: What an AWESOME camera -- I can't say enough good about this camera. It is so user friendly that we purchased it for my 70+ year old parents for Christmas, and they are already using it to sell things at online auction sites. Resolution is EXCELLENT, ease of use is exceptional, and you cannot beat the convenience of just popping a disk into your computer and pulling up the images -- WHY would anyone waste their time (and more importantly their money) on those digital cameras with dumb \"smart cards\" that require cabling into your computer and all kinds of fancy software. The Sony comes with respectable software, but I HIGHLY recommend purchasing PICTURE IT software -- it is ideal for use with this camera. If I had one criticism it would be about storage space - the floppies don't hold as many pictures as I'd like, but it's really not a big issue unless you're going out somewhere with the intention of taking a lot of pictures and plowing through them later (in which case you just need to take some spare floppies with you). Truly a camera you will buy and be enjoying immediately.","Product: Mohu Leaf 30 is the award-winning digital antenna that jump started the cord cutting revolution. Launched in 2011, Leaf 30 established the trend of paper-thin antennas with many others striving to achieve the same quality and design. Leaf 30 was the first and continues to be one of the top-rated and most popular HDTV antennas available on the market. Antenna Made in USA Derived from US Military Technology The patented Leaf 30 was modeled after life-saving technology designed and developed for the US Military to discreetly detect IEDs, making it the most reliable and sophisticated indoor HDTV antenna on the market today. We are proud of our military connection, and it is evident in our design, quality, and stability. We are also proud to say that our Leaf antennas are made in USA. Watch 100% Free TV in HD Leaf 30 lets you enjoy over-the-air networks in your area without paying a monthly fee. That means you can watch 94 of the 100 most-watched TV shows for free from networks like ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC, PBS, The CW, Univision and more. And because over-the-air broadcasts are uncompressed, you will experience the clearest picture quality possible with your HDTV antenna. Highest Quality, Sleek Design, Easy Installation Mohu Leaf 30 is now tested to reach up to a 40-mile radius and includes a high performance 10 ft. detachable coaxial cable, giving users the flexibility to place the antenna much higher on a wall or close to a window for optimal reception. Leaf 30 TV antenna indoor is also paintable and reversible to match decor, and much easier on the eyes than a traditional antenna. Setup is as easy as plugging it in, turning on your TV, and scanning for channels.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Didn't work for me\n\nReview: I had VERY high hopes for this based on all the reviews, I was paying for very basic cable, pretty much local channels, and wanted to cut that off. But at least in my location it didn't work well enough to keep. I installed it, did the channel scan and got the expected 10 channels, but several of them were very poor reception - the picture would freeze up with all these little boxes of image trying to come in - unfreeze - freeze again. Tried installing it in about a dozen different locations in my den and finally the ONLY location that worked completely, with no freezing up of the picture on those couple of channels at all, was if I taped the thing to the window - but that meant an ugly cable cord snaking from the TV to the window, which was just too unattractive to live with long term. If the unit were made with some kind of transmitter, where I could have the antenna in the window but then have it transmit to the set somehow... then hands down I would have it. But stringing a cable between TV and window is just not a good option for me, so I returned it.","Product: With plug-and-play setup, VGA-quality video and a built-in mic, this webcam is the easy way to start video calling and send beautiful, high-resolution photos.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: For the price this is hard to beat, Literally Plug & Go\n\nReview: I did not purchase this on Amazon but at a local office supply big box, price was basically same as listed here and I needed it quickly. I'd NEVER installed a webcam before so wasn't sure what to expect and wasn't entirely sure it'd work on my Mac - both concerns were non-issues. This was literally plug and play on my Mac Mini. There is NO installation so to speak beyond plugging in the USB - it's just ON and works. Picture quality is just great, voice quality also. My ONLY criticism is I wish it had a sliding lens cover for when it is not in use, those are available as add-on items, but it really should be built in.","Product: Set up full coverage monitoring for your home with this NETGEAR Arlo smart home wireless security system. The included smart home base station makes it easy to connect with your Wi-Fi and create remote access to camera function. Customize this NETGEAR Arlo smart home wireless security system to send alerts when family arrives home or suspicious activity occurs. Includes two cameras: Cover separate rooms or the front and back doors. Night vision: 12 IR LEDs provide clear vision up to 25 feet. High definition: 720p HD provides a clear view. Weatherproof construction: Set the cameras up indoors or out. Voice control: Connects with Alexa for hands-free operation. Free app: Download the Arlo app and watch from work.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Obviously still evolving technology\n\nReview: I wrote my initial review here after about a month of Arlo and gave it just one star...not impressed, primarily because of quite significant delays between the time the Arlo camera detects motion and when it actually starts to record a clip.\n\nBut I then really needed to add a second camera to my system, and since I already had the Arlo setup I purchased an additional unit at my local Staples store. And noticed something immediately - the picture quality and motion detection on this second unit, purchased about 6 months later, is noticeably, remarkably improved. Obvious improvements over the earlier model. Which thrilled me....until the camera failed completely 3 days later. !!!! Woke up one morning and everything on the screen of my second, brand new camera had a red tint to it! Looked online and found plenty of discussions about this, an apparently bad batch of cameras whose IR (night vision) filter gets stuck in place. Back to Staples, only they were out, so I picked up a replacement at a nearby big electronics store.\n\nThe third camera, which I'm assuming is probably latest/greatest because I bought it at a very high volume tech store, has so far been EXACTLY what I'd always hoped Arlo would be. It installed onto my system in literally seconds, quite noticeably faster than the (defective) Staples model. Picture is stunning, in fact when I pull it up on a mobile device or PC the difference between the picture from my new camera and the picture from my original, older model is extremely noticeable. It's also much more responsive, when I press \"live\" on my new camera I get a live image that holds in seconds....I often have to press live several times on the older unit, wait a significant time for the picture, the picture I get is usually fractalled, and even the video quality from that camera is poorer.\n\nSo my advice is to make SURE you purchase a very recently manufactured model. Obviously Netgear is still working on this technology. I wish I'd waited, that 6 month old camera now acts like a dinosaur next to this newer model. I'd replace it in a heartbeat but at $150 a pop it's just too expensive to do so. I also do think these cameras are overpriced...at $100 each they would be reasonable and more accessible.\n\nOne last word regarding battery life. That first dinosaur unit I got? 6 months and I still have full charge/strength on the batteries. That's pretty remarkable and not what I expected. I have both cameras set for blending power and picture, and motion sensitivity set at 80%.","Product: iPearl mCoverA Collection for Mac | PC | Chromebook Laptops Product Highlights: + Designed to fit the new 2016 11.6\" Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-131 series ( with IPS HD display ) laptops like a glove to protect it against scratches and accidental damages + Compatible with the following Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-131 models with Dimensions (Width x Depth x Height) of 11.6 x 8 x 0.73 inches: Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-131-C3VC( NX.G85AA.002) etc. This case is NOT compatible with: - older Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-111 series laptops - Acer C710 / C720 / C720P / C740 series Chromebook laptops - Acer Chromebook R11 CB5-132T / C738T series convertible laptops - Acer Chromebook 13 CB5-311 series laptops - any other Acer/non-Acer laptops For dimensions of your Acer laptop, please go to the manufacture's website. iPearl Inc is proud of being an \"A+\"-Rating BBB Accredited Business with 35, 000+ reviews and 99%+ positive feedbacks at Amazon. iPearl offers protective cases for ALL current MacBook & Chromebook models and selected popular PC laptops, protecting 2, 000, 000+ Mac | PC | Chromebook laptops and iPad | Kindle | Nook readers around the world so far! (Updated on 3/25/2016)\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fits the new Acer like a glove - One second to install\n\nReview: This fit my new Chromebook perfectly, I agree with the other reviewer that the one poor review on here must have been from someone who ordered it for a different Chromebook version. I was a bit surprised when I pulled it out of the package that the black is not an opaque black - it's a somewhat transparent black, I can put my hand behind it and see it entirely. I was initially concerned that when I applied it to my white device it would not look black, only \"blackish\", but no worries at ALL on that, it looks deeply black once applied. The plastic is basically just hard plastic, I think if I dropped my CB the only real \"protection\" it would provide is that the black plastic cover would break FIRST. I'd prefer this in a rubberized plastic of some kind, but I purchased this item more for cosmetic reasons than protection. Cosmetically it does exactly what I needed, makes my stark white device look more like a small laptop and less like a TOY.","Product: HELP US END CANCER! You can join the fi ght against cancer with every purchase of a Devon & Jones Pink labelgarment. Devon & Jones will donate a portion of sales to breast cancer research and prevention programs atThe University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center in Houston.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Flattering once you figure out the sizing, these run big.\n\nReview: I had ordered a couple of these some years ago and returned them because they were so long, nearly tunic length. I saw some recent reviews complaining they were short, so I took a chance that they'd been re-styled. I have to say the ones I just got in, while on the longish side are not as terribly long as before. I had a heck of a time finding a Devon and Jones sizing chart, had to google it in Images to locate one! Once I found it I ordered true to my dress size, but had to return one and try again - they definitely run big! I ended up going down a size, which is just a smidge tight but the material is stretchy so it doesn't matter. I find that if you can get a good fit on these hey are quite flattering, it was worth the headache of ordering a couple different sizes to figure out the best fit. The size up, the one I returned, was way too boxy on me, but the size down accents my waist nicely.","Product: dark brown leather cord / leather wristband / surf wristband bracelet - (max wrist size approx. 20cm). This beautiful leather bracelet for men is made of dark brown leather and the simple style make this a beautiful piece of leather jewelry. The handmade bracelet is made of one long piece of leather cord bound with cord. The mens leather bracelet will fit a maximum wrist circumference of approximately 20 cm (8 inches) and is NOT ADJUSTABLE. Although this leather strap bracelet is classed as a mens bracelet it's simple and stylish design mean that it could also be a leather bracelet for women or boys and girls. A nice light and stylish leather surf wristband suitable for anyone.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Perfect minimalist bracelet...with two slight modifications.\n\nReview: This is a very nice, basic, two cord bracelet, the perfect \"minimalist\" look I was going for. The leather is coated in some kind of wax or something, that over about a month of showers is starting to wear off, which I expected (and prefer). I read several online reviews before ordering this that commented on the clasp, and I did immediately experience an issue with the opening for the wood bead being so large that the bracelet wanted to come off all the time. I solved that by attaching a single metal link snug up against the bead, essentially acting as a \"stay.\" I used a small charm I already had, which had the small metal loop, so it works double duty as a stay and a charm attached to the bracelet. Also, based on other reviews, as soon as I received this I tapped a dot of clear Gorilla Glue on the knot at the end of the bead, to prevent it from ever coming undone - that solved the issue nicely.\n\nAfter those two modifications, it has been on my wrist nonstop, and I do like it - a lot. I ordered several other, similar bracelets at the same time, but those were really too much, I was looking for something thinner, more minimalist, and this fits the bill. A good price, quick shipment - I would recommend.","Product: If you can boil water, you can professionally crest and fletch an arrow in less than 10 seconds. QuikFletch is the easiest way to fletch your arrows either in the field or at home and they are guaranteed not to slip!!! The QuikFletch Twister shrinks to fit any size carbon or aluminum arrow shaft. QuikFletch Twister features NAP's patented micro-grooved vanes for enhanced stiffness, spin and accuracy at an economical price. The microgrooves have been proven to spin the shaft twice as fast as with a standard vane.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy install, long lasting, bit pricey\n\nReview: I'm new to archery and managed to destroy the vanes on my first few arrows in pretty quick order (before I figured out how to nock them properly on a compound bow with a whisker biscuit rest). I saw the Quick Fletch in my local big box store and decided they looked simple enough. I am VERY impressed with these, and after shooting literally hundreds of arrows with them on I'm tempted to de-frock the arrows I have that DON'T have the Quick Fletches.\n\nInstall was super easy though I was glad that I read a posting somewhere that mentioned lowering the shaft into the water slowly to allow air bubbles to rise as you go instead of settling in as the material shrinks to the shaft. I took about 10 full seconds to start from the end of the arrow and lower it into the water and then let it sit in the water 10 seconds before removing it. I tapped the end of the arrow in the bottom of the container a few times in that 10 seconds to encourage any spare bubbles to let loose. Let it dry and away you go. I have not had a single vane on any of these so much as get nicked. They are extremely durable and the arrows fly very true. It appears the vanes are actually set INTO the plastic casing that shrinks onto the shaft, rather than being glued to them. I could be wrong about that, but it's what it looks like to me. I only know they are REALLY durable, no sign of flagging at all.\n\nI did have a hard time figuring out what to use to dunk these, as it requires a container with some depth to it to submerge the arrow - finally settled on one of those insulated travel coffee mugs. Works perfectly, just enough depth to do the job.\n\nI had an experience with one of the arrows where the heat of the boiling water that secured the quick fletch also managed to loosen the glue apparently holding the nock on. After letting the arrow dry the nock was quite loose, but it only took a drop of new glue to secure it. After that, with subsequent installs on other arrows I crept just enough of the Quick Fletch up onto the edge of the nock to ensure it shrinks up around the nock when submerged - that did it! Haven't had another loose nock since.\n\nI highly recommend these. They are, as some have noted, a little pricey. But I put that against both the convenience of what is essentially a 20 second operation and the durability of the product. Done and done - I don't see myself having to refletch these arrows at all. Doing it yourself and getting a real QUALITY result versus retiring the arrow until I can manage to get to a shop to get it re-fletched? No brainer.","Product: From the center - Gold, Red, Blue, Black, White. Double Ring Scoring - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 30 Official NAA target that is water proof. Mfg Item Number: WP-80\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: VERY nice, wish it was tougher material\n\nReview: I built one of those \"lifetime\" archery targets from compressed carpet and was looking for something to dress it up with, a true archery target. Ordered this primarily because it was the right size and waterproof. Arrived SUPER speedily and I was impressed with the color and material. I tacked it onto the frame of my target and away I went.\n\nThe only reason this is a 4 instead of a 5 is that it's not particularly tough material. To be fair, it doesn't advertise itself as such - it advertises as being waterproof, not \"toughenized\" (there are toughenized targets advertised elsewhere). But after just two sessions with it I'd already shot out the center completely, so now I'm sticking on adhesive day-glow stickers around the periphery and shooting those, basically expanding the shot-out section over time.\n\nTerrific product if you're not a very good shot so shooting the center out really isn't an issue, or would be great for kids whom I'll assume aren't very good shots. Perfect size and coloring.","Product: Rowing provides an efficient, effective, low-impact workout that utilizes all the major muscle groups, including the back, legs, arms, abdominal and buttocks. It is also one of the best exercises for building a strong back, as well as one of the most effective low-impact aerobic exercises for increasing your metabolism. As a result, you can efficiently burn calories and fat without impacting your joints. Low-impact exercise Electronic monitor displays time- count- total count- calories burned- scan. Weight Limit 220LB Assembly dimensions 53.2L x 20W x 21.5H inches Boxed dimensions 53L x 7.5W x 13.5H inches Item Weight 20LB Boxed Weight 23LBHeight 21.5Width 20Length 53.2\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: AWESOME for the price - very happy\n\nReview: I was looking for a rowing machine to see if I would find rowing more enjoyable than a treadmill or exercise bike - I had used one years ago and really liked it. I looked at some VERY nice rowers that were nearly $1K - a lot more than I wanted to spend on an experiment! So I was very happy when I ran across this, sub $100 rower. Other rowers I'd looked at in this price range had the individual articulating arms, which I'd used before and knew were problematic, difficult to get into any real rhythm with and a pain when one of the pistons wore at a different rate - it gave you an uneven rowing experience. I was also attracted to the sheer simplicity of design on this one... a seat that moves up and down, a place to strap in your feet, a single arm with wide handles attached to an adjustable piston. From a maintenance standpoint it couldn't get much simpler. In full disclosure while I would have preferred to buy this from Amazon they were out of stock (!!!) so I purchased mine from a big box store.\n\nAs other reviewers have noted, it took me about 10 minutes to assemble this - literally it only involves attaching the piston, attaching the monitor and threading in the foot straps. Easy! Using it has turned out to be pure joy! The unit is very compact and very light, so picking it up and moving it is a breeze. I moved it into my den to put it right in front of me and right in front of the TV, making it super convenient to use.\n\nThe counter will monitor your time spent, your strokes, the total cumulative strokes, and calories burned. It's not sophisticated, there's no way to input your current weight or age so the estimation of calories burned is only that - an estimation. But I ignore everything but the strokes anyway, aiming for upping my stroke count as I go.\n\nSome reviewers noted the seat is a little wobbly, and that's true, but I have found that if you take a moment to center yourself on the seat before you start that wobble goes away completely. I find the seat is quite comfortable for a brief workout, but is a little hard if you're rowing for longer than 15 minutes or so, which I resolved easily enough by adding a cushion to it.\n\nThe rowing motion is very smooth - how could it NOT be with such a simple back and forth design? I really like that the piston is adjustable, so as I build endurance and strength over time I'll be able to increase the resistance.\n\nMy original thinking was I'd spend less than $100 to see if I enjoyed rowing as a cardiovascular exercise, and if I didn't I wasn't out that much money, and if I did I could always upgrade to something better down the road. But I have to say I am quite happy with this unit as is - I don't see me changing to a higher end unit anytime soon. It gives me quite a workout - by the end your heart is pounding and your legs feel like rubber! - but I also really like that it is a true all-body workout - every major muscle group gets involved.\n\nOverall, for the price and quality, I don't see how this can be beat - I'm VERY happy with this purchase and would highly recommend it.","Product: Stay hydrated in colorful fashion when you drink from the Design for Living 6-Piece Stackable Water Bottle Set. This bottle set keeps your thirst away and looks stylish at the same time. The Tritan water bottle set is constructed of commercial-quality food-safe plastic and helps keep your fridge organized. It is very durable and is free from odors or tastes. The bottles stack neatly and will remain in place. A plastic water bottle is ideal for use every day with water, juices, or iced beverages. Whether you are in the office, outdoors, at the gym, or at home, you can have a drink waiting for you to quench your thirst. Turn to the Design for Living 6-Piece Stackable Water Bottle Set for cool refreshment.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The BEST water bottles, terrific solution\n\nReview: These are simply the BEST water bottles. I got tired of buying (and lugging home) bottled water, and tired of trying to re-use those screw on bottles again and again and was seeking a more permanent solution. I bought these somewhere other than Amazon, where they were about $15 less expensive for the set. When I first got them I was surprised at how the cap works, because the directions talked about twisting it left or right, so I assumed it was a threaded, twist off/on cap. It isn't, it's more like a heavy duty rubber stopper. But it works AMAZINGLY well, a left twist snugs it up very tight. I keep these stacked on their side in my refrigerator and have never had so much as a drop leak out. I was concerned about leaking, because I planned to throw the little ones in my lunch bag each day, which also gets thrown in the same bag as my iPad or laptop - water and electronics do NOT mix! But no problem whatsoever, like I said nary a drop has leaked.\n\nThe small ones in this set are ideal for throwing in a lunch box - I love the larger ones to take out back when I'm working in the yard or working outside. I have recommended this set to multiple people, would not hesitate to recommend it or to buy it again if ever needed.","Product: Arrowmat Llc ARROWMAT SELF-HEALING FOAM RUBBER BUCKSHOT FP TARGETTARGET FACES03558 1-SPOT TARGET Superior alternative to paper target faces. Arrowmat targets will take 1000 shots or more before needing replacement. Vivid full color photo realistic imagery. Dye sublimation print process ensures exceptional graphic qualities. Universal lightweight design. Arrowmat targets are designed to complement most block/bag targets. Unsurpassed durability & weather proof qualities. Arrowmat targets will never peel or flake and are 100% weather proof.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: PERFECT - Exactly What I Needed\n\nReview: I built one of those compressed carpet targets (1'x3' strips of carpet, tightly compressed, framed out in wood) and wanted something nice to tack on the front for target shooting. I looked at and purchased a different target which was advertised as Waterproof. It was, and it looked very nice on my new target. But after just 2 sessions with it I'd already totally obliterated the center - the material just couldn't stand up to much use. I've destroyed so many paper plates tacked onto my target I've lost count and my yard is littered with tiny pieces of red paper plate! So I was hunting for something more durable.\n\nI ordered this Arrowmat at Amazon - it arrived REALLY fast from the Marketplace vendor! While I was waiting for it to arrive I looked up the company online and they described the process whereby they figured out that the material used to make old fashioned mouse pads also makes an excellent target, that it seems to \"self-heal,\" closing around the arrow hole. Since I had a day or two before the target arrived and also an old ratty mouse pad, I tacked the mouse pad up on the carpet target and away I went. True to Arrowmat's discovery, it does a remarkable job of \"healing\" after being shot.\n\nGot the large, official-archery-printed target and tacked it onto my larger carpet target and so far I have to say I am just terribly impressed. I shoot a LOT (continuous shooting of a dozen arrows, over and over, for at least an hour per session) and this thing is holding up just beautifully. Even in a couple places where the shots were really close together, something that would have just torn the pieces off every other target I've used, this is still holding together. Not JUST holding together, by the way - from a distance you literally can't even tell this thing has ever been pierced by an arrow. It looks beautiful on the target and has already endured several rain storms without any degradation of the material. Once you get close up you can see all the places where the arrow has pierced the material, but remarkably you don't see any actual HOLES - just the narrowest of slits where the arrow went through and then closed back up when I removed it.\n\nI also like that the material seems to somehow blunt the sound of the arrow hitting. Prior to installing this I got a pretty pronounced THUNK with each arrow hitting the target. Not that big a deal, but I live in a neighborhood and sometimes get out to practice early in the morning - always too aware of every thunk and whether it's waking the neighbors. This material seems to mute that a great deal... more like a gentle pwffft as it goes in.\n\nI'm shooting field points or bullet points, I don't think this would hold up to broadheads (and I don't believe Arrowmat even claims it would).\n\nVery reasonably priced, especially considering that I anticipate the target holding up for a very long time. If it ever does need replacing, I'm absolutely going to buy another one. Terrific concept, very fast shipping, does what it's supposed to do, reasonable price. Five stars are well deserved.","Product: Based on the best-selling novel by Ted Dekker and Frank Peretti, HOUSE tells the horrifying story of a young couple forced to stay at a bleak B&B when they become stranded in the middle of a deserted road. After meeting another couple upon their arrival, these four individuals become pawns in a psychopathas torturous game that takes over the entire house. Although desperate to find a way out, the couples soon discover that itas not so easy to follow house rules.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Bears no resemblance to the Dekker/Peretti book AT ALL\n\nReview: I really wanted to like this movie, as I loved the dekker/Peretti book. I know movies often take liberties with the book, but in this case the movie in NO WAY even vaguely resembles the book. If I were Dekker/Peretti I'd have sued to stop this release, or at the very least to get my name removed from it. Besides the fact that the movie bears no resemblance whatsoever to the book, it's just not even a good horror flick. Utterly predictable, generic, and boring. I do not get at all the couple of reviews here talking about it being scary - it's not at all. I could only watch about 1/2 of it, yawning all the way. What a waste of a rental fee.","Product: Highland Aluminum Ramp Top Kits are designed to turn ordinary 2 x 8 inch boards into sturdy, rustproof, all-purpose ramps. Made from high quality extruded aluminum for greater strength, these tops feature a non-skid surface to prevent slipping and are corrosion resistant. Installation hardware and protective pads to protect the tailgate are included. Highland is the leader in cargo management and vehicle protection products, dedicated to helping motorists safely load, anchor, secure, tow, carry, trailer and organize cargo. From Highlands aluminum ramps and cargo organizers to fat strap bungees and cargo securing products, Highland products are manufactured to quality standards designed to exceed every expectation. Highland continues to be the market leader in loading ramps because of its commitment to innovation, quality and reliability.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An EASY solution for the Math-Challenged who need to build a ramp\n\nReview: I needed to build a ramp and while I am quite handy with tools I have no earthly idea where to begin in figuring out angles and such for a ramp - math makes my head hurt. So when I saw these, which are actually designed for a tailgate ramp used to load lawnmowers or bikes on a truck or trailer, I thought I'd try to make them work for a simple wheelchair-type ramp. And they DID, much to my delight! I used 3 2x12\" pieces of wood for my ramp, laying them lengthwise and securing them together with cross-pieces first, before attaching these two aluminum pieces on the end. Actually installing the Ramparts to the wood was utter simplicity, then attaching the ends, using the provided screw holes, to my door threshold with 4\" heavy duty screws was a similar piece of cake. I used 8' pieces of wood, but of course yours will vary depending on the height you're coming down from. At any rate - what I had dreaded as a difficult job involving MATH turned out, because of the Ramparts pieces, to be a simple, less than 30 minute build project. I have NO idea whether Rampart ever intended these to be used for this particular purpose, but it's certainly within their weight limits and the resulting ramp is solid as a rock. It made a difficult job easy, and I also love that if the time ever comes when I needed to remove this ramp from the doorway, it would be incredibly simple to do - just back out the four screws in the threshold and move it along.","Product: Lucas fuel treatment is formulated for both gasoline and diesel engines, carbureted or fuel injected. 10003. It gives your fuel system what it really needs - a blend of super slick oils and additives with a high detergent action that allows the engine to operate at maximum efficiency. Also, it cleans and lubricates the carburetor and injectors and causes the fuel to burn more thoroughly for increased power and less fuel consumption. Lucas fuel treatment should definitely be used in vehicles that require leaded fuel because it actually replaces the benefits of lead in gasoline without causing harmful emissions. Use it to pass smog tests. Finally, it totally neutralizes the harmful effects of low sulfur diesel fuel.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I use this at every fill up, noticeable improvements.\n\nReview: Im skeptical of anything that people make wild claims about, like Itll increase your MPG! But...guess what? It actually did. I purchased this after extensive research regarding some roughness that I hadnt been able to cure in my engine. I bought it ONLY hoping it would even that out, and was blown away when it did, almost immediately upon first use. But then I also started noticing my MPG going up, between 3-4miles per gallon. What?! Didnt actually believe it, but over many months of 2 oz at each fill up, my MPG gain is confirmed. Wow. Like I said...Im a skeptic. But it did eliminate my engine roughness and it did improve my MPG. So Im sold. I continue to use it at every fill up.","Product: Chrome wheelskins transform your basic-styled wheels into impressive and expensive-looking chrome wheels! Chrome Wheelskins fit like a glove right over your vehicles wheels. Constructed of high impact ABS polymer and triple chrome-plated, our Chrome Wheelskins will give your vehicle a sharp chrome appearance which will last for years and years since they will never rust! They are not interchangeable amongst vehicles, models or even years. The same make, model and even year vehicle may have several different wheel styles, and therefore a different wheelskin. Please make sure the wheelskin you order looks identical to your wheel.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A GREAT set of wheel skins for a GREAT price, fast shipment & 5 minute install for the whole set\n\nReview: I've had a set of these EXACT same wheel skins on my 2010 Honda CRV for 7 years. The only trouble I had with them is that one of the clips got broken off by an apparently careless oil-change tech, but the other clips still held it in place - it just rattled a good bit! But this past week I hit a DEEP pot hole going 70 down an interstate and an entirely other one of these flew off - the first/only time I'd had one let loose, but as I said, it was a deep pothole - so time to locate a new set.\n\nFirst, they arrived REALLY quickly. Though not Prime shipping it was free, and I was pleasantly surprised when they arrived in just a few days. VERY well packaged, each one individually protected in shipment. While there are no installation instructions, they aren't really necessary, and removing the previous ones and installing these literally took less than five minutes total. I'll include INSTALL instructions at the end. The most IMPRESSIVE feature of these though was sadly missing on my previous set - around the inside perimeter there is a pre-installed foam tape lining, which serves the dual purpose of both snugging them up against the rim for installation AND insuring that mind-numbing rattle of the old ones will never occur. THANK YOU!!!! Such a simple addition - I was so happy to see it.\n\nI can't speak to longevity of these, but like I said they are identical (except for the nice foam touch) to the ones I had before, and they would still be on my car after 7 years except for that stupid China-deep pot hole in the interstate! So I have no reason to believe these won't last just as long. A great price for a full set of four, too.\n\nTO INSTALL:\n1) Gather a small pry bar or large flat head screwdriver, a rubber mallet, and if you're old like me, a simple low stool. If your knees still work, don't bother.\n\n2) Sitting in front of each wheel, use the pry bar/screwdriver to remove the old skins (obviously not a necessary step if you don't have any)\n\n3) NOTE the location of the \"teeth\" in relation to the wheel, this will help on the next step.\n\n4) Locate the indention on the wheel skin for the tire valve and line it up with the valve of your tire - hold the wheel skin into place from the CENTER of the wheel skin.\n\n5) Using the rubber mallet, knock the wheel skin where the teeth are located, moving around the perimeter - it only took me one knock at each tooth location, but I then went around the perimeter again, once in each location, just to make sure it was all firmly seated.\n\nTHAT'S IT - easy peasy.","Product: Imagine the load this sturdy, easy-rolling folding cart will take off you and your back. Lightweight at only 9 lbs, the patented original Versacart folding cart easily handles 120 lb of cargo and then some, yet folds up in a snap for compact storage in your trunk or closet. Use it for grocery, shopping, laundry, picnics, camping and so much more. The extra large detachable nylon canvas bag measures 21\"H x 17\"W x 18\"D for a generous 3.72 cu ft capacity. The bag has handles, a fitted cover and is coated for water-resistance. Features thick ergonomic easy-grip handles and double wheels all around for maneuverability and stability. No assembly tools required. Simply pop in the swiveling front wheels and you're ready to roll. Forget those flimsy chicken-wire carts of yore. The patented Versacart is simply the best-value best-looking folding cart available.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Well worth the cost\n\nReview: I originally purchased a Versa cart from a \"Senior Citizen\" type vendor several years ago for my elderly father, who needed it to move groceries from his car trunk into the house. I was so impressed with the cart I'm back to Amazon to purchase one for myself now that I'm getting, well, older... and need my own way to more easily move groceries from the car to the house.\n\nDad had his for at least 10 years and besides having to fix one of the wheels in all that time I never had to do any maintenance. My father was not particularly strong as he aged and even he had no problem moving the cart out of the trunk when he needed to, it collapses into the size of a short beach umbrella or stroller, easy to stand up in a corner by the door of the house when not being used. I plan to just leave mine in the back of my small SUV for when I need it. I am very impressed with how much capacity/weight the cart can handle - even a trunk full of groceries is no problem for the cart and even fully loaded it moves/rolls very easily. I've loaded dad's down with groceries which included a case of water and several packs of soda and still had a few bags hanging onto the handles and the cart still wheeled into the house easily. This will save me multiple trips with often heavy bags to the house and back and is well worth it for that use alone.\n\nI do have a chain store nearby that requires a quarter (returnable) to use a grocery cart and has you bag your own groceries - I'm already thinking this could be very useful in that setting.\n\nI looked at all the reviews for the standard wire carts before buying this, even at some of them advertised as \"heavy duty,\" but honestly nothing even came close to my experience with the Versa Cart. I was pleased to find that reviews here at Amazon span some number of years now and even across the years the reviews are largely quite positive. This cart and the company that makes them is apparently here to stay. Spend the few extra dollars - well worth it.","Product: Cash box features a latchkey lock and seven-compartment tray to safeguard your money and other valuables\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Surprisingly high quality for the price\n\nReview: Gotta say I was QUITE surprised by this box when it arrived. For $10 my expectations weren't very high. I just need this for the very occasional craft show, I don't need it often enough to spend a lot of money on one. Box is solid, well built, yes the keys are flimsy but I honestly don't expect to be locking/unlocking it all the time anyway. My plan is to actually bolt this to a board that will be used as a desktop at a show - someone wants to try to run with the box-attached-to-board, well good luck with that.\n\nPlenty of space in this, the area beneath the plastic tray is MUCH larger than I had expected, will be a handy place to store receipt books, pens and such. An excellent value, just what I needed.","Product: Cash box features a latchkey lock and seven-compartment tray to safeguard your money and other valuables\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Surprisingly high quality for the price\n\nReview: Gotta say I was QUITE surprised by this box when it arrived. For $10 my expectations weren't very high. I just need this for the very occasional craft show, I don't need it often enough to spend a lot of money on one. Box is solid, well built, yes the keys are flimsy but I honestly don't expect to be locking/unlocking it all the time anyway. My plan is to actually bolt this to a board that will be used as a desktop at a show - someone wants to try to run with the box-attached-to-board, well good luck with that.\n\nPlenty of space in this, the area beneath the plastic tray is MUCH larger than I had expected, will be a handy place to store receipt books, pens and such. An excellent value, just what I needed.","Product: Accept credit and debit cards for a low flat rate on a phone or tablet. Download the app, get the card reader, and put the power of Amazon behind your business.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Initially seemed great, as time goes on...not so much.\n\nReview: I recently ordered the Pay Pal card reader, after reading reviews comparing it to the Square. I got it, tested it, was ready to start using it until a coworker pointed out an article about Amazons new reader. I have to say, after reading the reviews I just wasn't sure about this. I LOVE Amazon, have been a customer since the beginning, so I liked the idea of using another Amazon product, but the reviews...wow! But I figured worst case I'd be out $10, not that big a deal so I'd try.\n\nBefore the reader arrived I downloaded the app on my ipad and iphone and went ahead, bracing myself, through the setup process. Which was....really a non event. It accepted my email and password I've always used with Amazon, I entered the info requested and an email confirmation later I was set.\n\nThe actual reader arrived the same day I did the setup, so I pulled it out, pulled out my own credit card, and sold myself a $1.00 Test Item. Plugged in the reader, scanned my card and done. The Paypal reader I had took me 5 times that first time to get the reader to be \"detected\" on my phone, and then two swipes before it recognized the card. No such issue with this one.\n\nNow I'm still several months out from needing to actually use this device, at a small craft fair, but I'm ready! I don't know that I'll use it more than a couple times a year, but I love having the option if someone needs to pay with a card. I haven't worked out exactly yet how I will get my money from Amazon, but I'll worry about that when I have to.\n\nI will also note that with the paypal reader, as soon as I did that test transaction, I got an email saying I had received a payment. I did NOT get such a confirmation from Amazon. Maybe they send them once a Whatever instead? Don't know yet. I hope so!\n\nNovember 2015 Update: so I finally had a need to use this device at a craft show on Saturday. Had great hope for it, the first card I scanned worked perfectly. No hesitation, simple transaction and the card holder was astonished, told me that card never works on a Square device! But...the next time I went to scan, on that one I kept getting \"unknown error\" messages and ended up having to hand feed in the card numbers. Third time same day, different error messages...I finally shut the entire phone down, brought it back up (thankfully patient customer), and after reboot it worked just fine again. So I'm not exactly brimming with confidence at this point. I'd call my first experience with it sketchy, at best.\n\nAlso of note, I went home after the sale and linked the app so a bank deposit could happen, set it up to occur weekly, every Sunday, but it apparently did Not happen on Sunday, in spite of me getting confirmation of the successful setup. Not sure what that's about, I'll give it another day. Also, when I first got this reader, several months ago, I ran a test charge of $1.00 through, just to see how it worked. Now, in November, when I view transactions it shows them all, including the August $1.00, but curiously all funds are available for transfer EXCEPT that $1.00! Huh?! Did It just get confiscated or ??? Weird.\n\nUPDATE NOVEMBER 2015: Okay, I have to update this. I had my reader stolen so I got with Amazon about sending me another one, which they did lightening fast. On this one I went to set it up and swiped my own card for $1.00 as a test, the EXACT SAME test I did last year - and the next day get an email telling me my account is now on 14 day \"rolling reserve\" because of suspicious activity? WT? I called Amazon immediately and they told me it was the $1.00 that triggered it? I only use the reader once a year, for a craft show, and was going to use it the next day - they told me I could USE it, but basically they're going to hold onto my money for 2 weeks (actually 15 days, it won't be available until day 15). Interestingly, just a day later I got the email telling me Amazon is discontinuing the readers come February. Obviously these things have become more trouble then they are worth to Amazon. I won't be needing one again anytime soon, but guess I'll have to give Square or some other reader a try if the need arises.\n\nThe one GOOD thing I can say about the reader is that its actual performance at my show was FLAWLESS - never even had a blip, it read every card perfectly on the first swipe.","Product: An Amazon Brand.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A good basic unit for the price, cross cut is the way to go.\n\nReview: I bought this to replace one from a big box office supply store that failed after about 5 years. This one is essentially exactly the same as my other one - same cross-cut, same footprint, same features, about the same price. It does have one better design feature, the fact that the little handhold in the front, the hand-sized opening in the trashcan part allows you to easily see when it is filling up. The ONLY reason I took one star off is because of what I'm assuming is a safety feature, which I just find annoying: In my previous model, you could walk up to the shredder and just feed the paper right in, nothing special, in it went. On this one, there is not a direct, vertical feed option - the feed area has a \"cover\" of sorts built into it that requires you to feed the paper in practically horizontal to the unit. I'm absolutely certain this is on purpose, to prevent small fingers and such from getting dragged in. But I find it a bit annoying.","Product: Brother HLL-2320D Mono Laser Printer helps lower your operating costs with a high-yield 2,600-page replacement toner cartridge. It creates two-sided documents and help save paper with automatic duplex printing. Brother HLL2320D Mono Laser Printer has a 250-sheet capacity paper tray adjustable for letter or legal size paper, plus a manual feed slot for envelopes. It prints professional reports, spreadsheets, and documents at up to 2400 x 600 dpi resolution.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy set up, great price, new cartridges at a great price, too - a win/win all around\n\nReview: So I've had this for several months now, using it heavily enough that I've had to order toner cartridges, but I am just TERRIBLY impressed with this thing. I needed an alternative to my inkjet printer, because the cartridges in it just do not last and are as expensive as the stupid printer. The two pack of cartridges for this cost me less than a single black cartridge for the ink jet (!!), and this is a reasonably priced printer to start with, so from a pure money-saving standpoint this was a very smart move.\n\nPrint quality is fantastic, speed is great, I have no complaints at all. I was able to link it to Google Cloud print, so I love that I can be on the computer and not even in the house and send something to my printer that way, have it waiting for me when I get home.\n\nHaven't had a single problem with this printer at all. Easy to set up, easy to use, its a keeper.","Product: Our Large Outdoor Round Fire Pit Vinyl Cover is constructed of heavy 10 guage, felt lined vinyl. This attractive cover easily slips on and off of your fire pit. Protect your fire pit investment against the elements. 42\" D x 24\" H\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Economical, plenty big for my fire pit\n\nReview: So far, I'm impressed. I was initially concerned it wouldn't fit my fir pit, which is a bit taller/bigger than many, but if fit easily - if anything it's a bit long (tall). The one this replaced had been on my fire pit for many years - so long it had deteriorated to dried, stiff material that crackled each time I took it off. So it was time for a replacement. I can't tell, of course, how many years I'll get out of this one, but it's affordable enough that if it only lasts a few seasons I still got my money's worth.\n\nThe only thing I wish this had was a simpler way of securing it. It comes with ties at four \"corners\", which I suppose you could tie and untie each time, depending on your pit design. For my purposes, since mine has four distinct \"legs\", I just tied knots in two corners and each time I recover the pit I just lift a leg of my fire pit and slide it into the loop. It's not perfect but it gets the job done, keeps it from flying off in heavy winds (though, honestly, I don't think it COULD - the material is surprisingly heavy). But my previous cover had an elastic band all the way around the bottom, which made putting it on and off a snap.","Product: Coolaroo square shade sails have many different uses from cooling the backyard patio to shading the kids play area to keeping the horses, dogs, goats and other four legged friends cool and out of the sun. The unique Coolaroo fabric provides up to 90% UB block and the woven fabric allows air flow that reduces the underneath temperature up to one third. The combo pack comes with the following attachment accessories: 4 pad eyes, 2 turnbuckles and 2 snap hooks. Assembled size is 11 feet 10 inches square. The fabric has a 10 year warranty against UV degradation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What a deal, my own private cabana\n\nReview: I have a back yard patio that comes directly off a back room, and had been considering putting a roof over the patio to shade me from the sun and also to keep patio furniture protected. I love sitting outside but I'm in the deep south and the sun can just be brutal out there. I had a large umbrella, but wanted something that would cover more area for when I had guests out there.\n\nFor the price this just cannot be beat - significantly less expensive than putting a roof up. The item arrived very quickly and was well-packaged by Amazon, the actual product box inside of a larger box. I was a little alarmed when I pulled it out of the box and unfolded the sail, it seemed larger than advertised, but I guess some of that was fabric stretch. I do know that I ended up sinking the eye hooks in the house about 13 1/2' apart, which allowed for the size of the sail plus the length of the two turnbuckles that came with it, so I don't guess the size is really off.\n\nWith two corners attached to the house via eye hooks, I then stretched the other two corners out and after a lot of careful measuring I sunk two 10' 4x4 posts about 2 1/2 feet deep into rock hard red clay (THAT took a while to dig with a manual post hole digger!), then secured the posts in the holes with concrete (took about a bag & 1/2 of concrete per hole, and I put some gravel in the bottom of the holes before inserting the posts.) For purely decorative reasons I secured a simple Pressure treated \"cap\" on the top of each post.\n\nThe directions say to allow the concrete to cure at least 48 hours before attaching the sail, but I waited a full week. Then I drilled holes into the posts about 3\" down and secured heavy duty eye bolts. Then I installed two additional turnbuckles that I purchased locally (two come with the sail) and tightened those up. Job done. I bought the two extra turnbuckles only because I wanted the flexibility of tightening at each corner, but the sail actually comes with two very heavy duty turnbuckles and two clips that would have done the job nicely, too.\n\nThe sail does exactly what I needed it to, provides a nice shaded area and looks spectacular. I got the desert sand colored sail, and with new patio chairs of the same color the effect is terrific. I really couldn't be happier. The most time consuming part of the install was digging those holes and setting the posts, but not everyone will need to do that, it depends on where/how you intend to hang the sail. On the two eyebolts that I attached to the house I purposely bought heavy duty screw in eye bolts. I guess we'll see over time how it all holds up. I like that the fabric has a ten year warranty against degradation - with the heat and rain in this area that's a real plus.\n\nI haven't yet seen how the shade performs in a storm - I don't intend to take it down in storms as some have noted here that they do, but mostly because it's just not convenient to do so the way it is set up (would require hauling a ladder out). So I made sure the turnbuckles are all tightened up. I saw where some reviewer said the installation was \"noisy\"?? The only way that could be true that I see is if the sail is hanging too loosely, allowing the hardware to clank around. I read some online reviews that said you really CAN'T overtighten the turnbuckles, so don't be afraid to cinch them up tightly.\n\nEXTREMELY pleased, and I have gotten numerous compliments about what a terrific addition this is to my backyard. My patio went from being a nice enough place to sit out on to a private retreat area - almost spa-like with the addition of the sail. This is a real keeper and a real find.\n\nUPDATE : July 2012. Okay, so I've had this up for several months now, just wanted to get back on and update. I seriously could not be more pleased with this. The ONLY maintenance I've had to do on it is tightening up the turnbuckles after it had been up for a while. It withstands even very strong winds, is NOT at all noisy like one reviewer said (I suspect the turnbuckles weren't tight enough?). I've stood at the door and watched it during the first few heavy storms of the season - it is utterly unfazed.\n\nIt provides an amazing amount of shade - even with recent 100 degree days it is comfortable enough underneath to sit and enjoy the backyard. My new outdoor patio furniture is faring better than any previous furniture, now that it remains under cover all the time. The shade does occasionally collect leaves and such from an overhanging pecan tree, but when I have my yard blower out I just aim it up and blow through the fabric to get rid of them. I've gotten TONS of compliments on this shade sail - several neighbors have asked me where I got it. Such an easy, simple install solution instead of adding a roof or covered porch.","Product: Idirectmart Square Sun Shade Sail 11 Feet 5 Inches\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wish I'd seen this several years ago...1/4th the price of Coolaroo!\n\nReview: (UPDATE JUNE 2014): I had to update the original review, because this past weekend we had a strong series of storms come through and three VERY large pecan tree branches fell right smack on top of this shade sail! I had it anchored at two points to the house, and at two points to 4 x 4 posts buried 4' deep into the ground, with concrete. One of the 4x4 posts snapped like a twig, but the shade sail didn't even puncture! It bore the weight of the branches fully until we relieved it by cutting away the other 4 x 4 post. No puncture, no tear, no nothing. I don't know what this material is, but it's TOUGH!! Very impressed.\n\nOriginal Review: I had a Coolaroo shade sail I purchased several years ago that I was very happy with, though with some qualifiers as it aged. First the fabric was VERY heavy, and when it rained all the water collected in the middle and caused a pronounced, permanent sag over time. Though it provided a lot of shade, it did have to be cleaned of mildew each year and what finally spelled its demise was a heavy snowstorm in which I ended up out in the snow taking the sail down, it was so weighted with snow the 4x4 posts holding two ends were bowing in, even though they were buried 4' in the ground in concrete!\n\nSo I was looking for something similar, but of lighter material, and a search for \"lightweight shade sail\" turned this up. At 1/4th the cost of the Coolaroo, even though it looked to be of similar make, I was a bit skeptical, but for such a small investment, what the heck.\n\nThe shipment arrived quickly even though it literally came from the other side of the country. Opening it, I would have sworn it WAS a Coolaroo product. The material is essentially identical except that it is of a noticeably lighter weight. That just made putting it up all the easier. The hooks at each corner are clearly built to last and though it comes with no hardware I just reused the hardware from the Coolaroo. It literally took me no more than 5 minutes to hang, including time to tighten the turnbuckles. I ordered a similar size to my old one, but I think this is truer to size, the other was a bit too big and also with the added weight of the fabric it stretched out some over time. This one is so lightweight I really don't see that happening and I was able to get it quite taut.\n\nSome reviewers complained this is more yellow than sand. When I first opened it the color was undoubtedly sand, when I took it out into bright sun it seemed a little yellow, but when I got it up, it's clearly sand, as ordered. If I can figure out how to, I'll attach some pictures to this review.\n\nOverall, I'm very happy 5 stars without reservation. Well made, it appears very durable and just the ticket for a lightweight sail. Definitely recommend.","Product: The elegant design of this wicker storage seat is a perfect addition to any outdoor or indoor setting. Providing, not only, a large 22 gallon space for storage, but also a convenient seating solution on its flat lid. Ideal for storing yard and garden supplies in the summer or boots, hats and gloves in the winter. This unique product is great for any season.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Less expensive alternative to pricey Parcel Delivery boxes\n\nReview: I purchased this at a local big box store because it was less expensive there, but most of their online \"reviews\" are not real so I prefer to review products at Amazon. I'm VERY impressed by this box, which I purchased as a less expensive alternative to the very expensive \"Parcel Delivery Boxes\" out there. Sure, there's no way to lock it, but it does keep packages off the front porch in clear view of anyone passing by (once you train local delivery drivers to use it). For some reason I assumed the item would come assembled, but it does not - but NO WORRIES, the assembly doesn't even require tools! Simple snap together, but also put away any concerns about durability and/or water tightness. Mine is on a covered porch, so it doesn't get full rain, but the lid fits securely and completely over the cube so I can't imagine either rain or bugs getting in. The plastic is HEAVY, this is not that very cheap, thin stuff you sometimes see in outdoor furniture, the panels are fully reinforced with additional plastic cross pieces, all one piece, tough and durable. I was also very pleasantly surprised by the size of this box - PLENTY big enough for most of the packages I will have delivered. I imagined it being about the size of an outdoor footstool, but it is actually quite a bit larger than that. The brown goes with my outdoor furniture quite nicely, so overall I'm just VERY pleased with this purchase.","Product: 'No more stooping for the scooping" The PURRR-FECT SCOOP: Is the strongest and best back saving litter scoop ever designed. It is made in the USA and Patented. It is constructed from high tech polymer and steel not cheap plastic. Clears all litter box debris from the large clumps down to the little bits. This scoop is designed to clean the toughest clumps with very little effort. It is very lightweight around 8.5oz. It is the only litter scoop with a D grip. The scoop's angle and D grip allows a person to clean a litter box with one arm or safely and securely from a sitting position. For about the cost of a bag of cat food you can own the PURRR-FECT SCOOP. A portion of all sales of the PURRR-FECT SCOOP go to animal rescues and spade and neuter programs. Works with any type of litter, for best results use with clumping litter. Thank you all for your comments.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Surprisingly well made, great ergonomics\n\nReview: (UPDATE) I just wanted to add that I purchased this item TWO YEARS ago now, and it is still going strong. I have two cats, this gets daily use, and it has never failed, cracked, come apart, NOTHING. Would that everything I buy were so well made! I cannot reccomend this item any more strongly.\n\n(Back to my original review:) I purchased this item in advance of spinal surgery, figuring it'd make the process of cleaning out the litter box easier, since bending over was going to be an issue. I was skeptical - I didn't think the item would be durable enough to use long-term, I imagined a flimsy plastic rod that would fall apart quickly, but since I only needed it short term the construction wasn't that important to me.\n\nHowever, this is a keeper. I was immediately impressed. The shaft is indeed plastic, but it is a thick tube, not a single piece that would bend easily. The actual scoop is also thick and durable plastic, not flimsy in the LEAST. I use a cat litter that can get hard as concrete in the bottom of the litter box, and I've broken flimsy scoops before trying to scrape it up. The combination of this heavy duty device AND the long handle actually makes that process MUCH easier, it gives you the leverage you need to scrape the bottom of the box while still standing upright. I've recovered from my surgery but I'm NOT switching back to my old regular scoop - there's no need to when this one is sooooo much easier to use. If I ever do have to replace it I will be buying THIS exact same item again.","Product: Permanent Personalization With LIFETIME WARRANTY Exclusively by CNATTAGS DO NO SETTLE For cheap Engraving that fades over time, Our Permanent Engraving last for a lifetime backed by LIFETIME WARRANTY\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Met my needs, shipped superfast\n\nReview: REALLY fast shipment, I was already prepared for the fact that it didn't come with rivets. I actually have some around, but attempting to use them I discovered pretty fast that the combination of the aluminum and a fiber collar (rather than a leather one) made for a bad rivet environment. I actually ended up using black tiny wireties instead to secure the tags to two cat collars. LOVE the fact that I don't have to listen to pet tags clanging against feed bowls at all hours of the day and night anymore, so they met their purpose. I do a LOT of riveting and I don't think even with a thicker collar material like leather that I would attempt to rivet these, the metal / aluminum will deform. Seller should come up with some other way to secure them and include it with the item.","Product: Drill straight holes every time with this drill jig. The two product v-grooves allow for usage on corners and even cylindrical surfaces too. The inserted solid metal guide offers the six common drill diameters: 1/8\", 3/16\", 1/4\", 5/16\", 3/8\", and 1/2\". The ergonomic handy design of DrillBlock drilling guide fits into the hands with ease and alleviates awkwardness.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Handy little addition to the tool box - you need a clamp if drilling round stock\n\nReview: Bought this specifically for drilling into round metal stock, and it does a very good job of that PROVIDED you use a clamp to clamp the material to the drill block. I've tested it on several sizes of round bar, and it took no time at all to figure out that a good clamp was the key - otherwise you'll get slippage of the stock, because the grooves cut into the underside of this are basically slick plastic, with no kind of gripping pad or anything to hold the stock in place. If I were advising the manufacturer, I'd have them add gripper strips underneath. Still, overall it's a handy little tool to have in your tool box when trying to drill dead center into something.","Product: John Eldredge is the author of numerous bestselling books including Wild at Heart, Fathered by God, and Beautiful Outlaw. He is also director of Ransomed Heart, a ministry devoted to restoring men and women in the love of God. John lives in Colorado but adventures around the world—often with his sons.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Makes his point, then belabors it!\n\nReview: It's obvious early on that this book is heavily influenced by Buechner, and indeed Buechner is quoted throughout and even the final quote is his (from \"Telling the Truth\"). I adore Buechner's work, but Eldredge is no Buechner. This is my first introduction to Eldredge and I admit I had a very difficult time finishing this book. He makes his point early on, that the story of God's relationship with his created beings shares many elements of our own story telling, both our personal story and our cinematic tales, but then he spends chapters and chapters basically just re-telling that point. It's not brain surgery - the concept doesn't rate an entire book. A sermon maybe, an essay, but a full book to make that point? No.\n\nTheologically I have no problems with this book, I know some reviewers took extreme exception to the comparison of movies to Biblical concepts, but there's nothing unsound in here if you can read it with an open mind.\n\nI know there are people who revere Eldredge and to be fair I'm going to give him another shot by reading one of his other books. But this one is not a good introduction."],"string":"[\n \"Product: Enjoy fresh, fast coffee with the Hamilton Beach Personal Cup Pod Brewer. This single-serve coffee machine can brew any flavor disk-shaped coffee pod you want, including tea, and also works with your preferred ground coffee.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Simple, inexpensive, small - all PLUSES in my book\\n\\nReview: I've only used this a few times, bought it for my office and chose this for it's very small footprint and quite reasonable price. I was surprised to see that it came with an 18 pack of pods! The pods are also available at my local Walmart and are actually quite cheap. So far I think I like this one more than my home single serve pot, I'll just be keeping an eye on this to see about it's longevity (anything this inexpensive I worry about it's durability). Makes great coffee, totally dependent of course on the coffee you're using. I see on Amazon that some \\\"pod makers\\\" are available, but I really bought this for just complete ease of use - toss a pod, brew a cup - simple. I don't have time/energy to make my own pods, too!\",\n \"Product: The SystemBuild Kendall 16 Storage Cabinet is perfect for small spaces. The tall height and narrow width allow you to store items from top to bottom, saving valuable floor space in your home. This 16 Storage Cabinet includes 4 shelves. Three of the shelves are adjustable so that you can space them to meet your storage needs. The 16 Storage Cabinet features a crisp white finish that creates a refined, clean look in your home. Use this piece as a stand-alone item, or combine it with additional SystemBuild Kendall storage items to create the perfect storage solution for your home. SystemBuild 16 Storage Cabinet requires assembly upon delivery.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheaper elsewhere, but beware of buying it elsewhere\\n\\nReview: I ordered two of these to bookend a workbench in a remodel of my workroom. I'll admit I ordered them at half the cost shown here from THE big box store. One of the cabinets arrived in a timely manner and I picked it up at the local store - well, three strong teenagers picked it up to get it in my car, the box weighs over 200 pounds and is 6' long, though other than the sheer weight it was no problem fitting in my CRV. Got it home and the only way I could get it in the house was to slit open the box and carry it in piece by piece.\\n\\nAssembly was easy with VERY nice instructions, honestly some of the best I've ever seen. Minimal wording, mostly very clear illustrations with guidance for every question I thought to ask along the way. I had read a lot of reviews of this item on the big box stores's website noting that it was difficult to get the doors to align properly if you we're sloppy with the assembly, so I actually used a carpentry square along the way and particularly before attaching the back, to make sure it stayed square. Then, sure enough, the doors went on without a hitch.\\n\\nSeveral reviewers noted this uses the standard heavy cardboard back and that they replaced it with some Luan, and I had considered doing that but it really didn't require it. I suppose if you we're for some strange reason going to be moving the cabinet around a lot, all that jostling might warrant a heavier backer, but in my case it was going into a spot to stay.\\n\\nThe materials are a heavy composite, with the doors by far the heaviest part of the cabinet. The doors really separate this from the cheaper versions you can find at any home improvement store, these look very expensive and custom. The hinges are cabinet grade. Nice.\\n\\nI'm most impressed by the capacity. I have a very large shop vac and even it fits in the cabinet. The unit also has a fifth leg, one set right in the middle of the cabinet for added strength, so I'm not at all concerned about putting too much weight in there. The first cabinet is easily storing most of my tools, paint, etc.\\n\\nThe second cabinet I ordered never arrived....big box ordered a replacement...which they also \\\"lost in transit\\\"....and a third replacement which got lost somewhere but this time they really, really promise it will arrive in approximately 3 weeks, nearly two months after I placed the order. Needless to say, no more ordering these from big box. Beware of the freight company they use, HomeDirect, where apparently several people are now enjoying free workroom cabinets.\\n\\nThe shipping issue soured this whole experience, which is just a shame because these are really nice cabinets. I had planned to use the smaller ones in another room I'm renovating, but it's either pay twice the price here, or risk another several months long fiasco trying to get them from big box. I'll have to find another cabinet altogether. But if you are lucky enough to live somewhere that stocks these, grab them. For the quality and capacity alone they are really hard to beat.\",\n \"Product: Important Made in USA Origin Disclaimer: For certain items sold by Walmart on Walmart.com, the displayed country of origin information may not be accurate or consistent with manufacturer information. For updated, accurate country of origin data, it is recommended that you rely on product packaging or manufacturer information. Let the FARBERWARE 5-Cup Programmable Coffee Maker ease your morning routine. Thanks to its advanced automatic brewing function, you can wake up to a freshly brewed pot without the hassle of your pre-cup haze. This black and stainless steel FARBERWARE coffee maker filters water before brewing for a purer flavor. A convenient keep-warm function allows you to leave some coffee in the pot and come back for more later. This brewed coffee maker has a simple control panel and a dripless pour carafe for easy brewing. Ideal for household use, this FARBERWARE 5-Cup Programmable Coffee Maker can also meet the demands of office use.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Quit calling it \\\"Five Cups!\\\" - you get one mug of coffee.\\n\\nReview: I've only had this for a short while, after a Bunn single serve I've had and enjoyed for many years died. This is inexpensive and right now fits my budget. I purchased the #2 Cone filters to go with this, just because I prefer coffee filtered through a paper cone rather than the \\\"lifetime\\\" one that comes with it, both for the taste AND (probably more importantly) because it is easier to clean up - just pinch the corners of the cone together, life and discard. I read some online reviews that said the \\\"sneak a cup\\\" feature didn't work well - it continued to drip while you're pouring yourself some - but I have not experienced that at all. So far my only real beef with this is that the water reservoir opening is quite small - it's a little tricky to pour water into it, not something I would want to be attempting whilst blear-eyed in the morning! Fortunately, this is programmable, so I can set it up easily enough the night before. The coffee does take significantly longer to brew than my Bunn single serve used to, but what do you want for under $20? Also, BTW, I typically brew one cup of coffee in the morning, maybe return again later for a second, so I was excited to see this \\\"FIVE CUP\\\" brewer. Ummmm....no. It brews EXACTLY one decent sized mug of coffee, just like my old one. I even used exactly the same amount of water. It produces the equivalent of one standard water glass size of coffee, or one standard coffee mug - no more. The five cup thing is misleading, which is why I took a star off.\",\n \"Product: The 5 Star Brands burger press makes perfect patties every time!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great for casual use\\n\\nReview: I bought this after scoring a great sale price on some ground beef - 40 pounds of it! With Prime I got the press quickly and put it into use. After 40 pounds I'd say I'm an expert on this product, so here's my two cents worth (or 40 pounds worth):\\n\\nThe good:\\nIt's utter simplicity. This is a simple, basic press, top part pushes down, burger squeezes into shape, end of story. Well, not totally. You DO need to use some wax/papers with this, which I thankfully ordered at the same time. I attempted one without, and you're stuck trying to peel the beef off the device, so the papers are a must. The shape is perfect, it's a generous sized burger even if you press a thin one, but the device lets you press burgers of varying thicknesses. I'm a female and a found a \\\"fist full\\\" of beef was just about perfect for a burger - your hand size may cause different results.\\n\\nThe not great: The ONLY reason I deducted a star here has to do with making more than a couple burgers. If you're just using this for casual, cook out kind of use you may never notice it, but after a few burgers I did notice that when pressing down inevitably the fleshy part of your hand comes in contact with the raised round ridge around the top part. It's not terribly uncomfortable for a couple burgers, but after more than a few it's rather annoying. Because of the handle design you can't bypass that contact by just pressing on the top of the handle unless you want the small wooden handle pressing into your palm - also really uncomfortable. So the ergonomics on this aren't great, if I could find one with a different handle design I'd buy it.\\n\\nOVERALL: For casual use, if all you're doing is prepping for a cookout or some burgers for a family dinner, this is pretty much perfect. Easy to use, VERY QUICK to use, I was amazed at how quickly I plowed through 40 pounds. The handle does screw off so you can toss the aluminum pieces into the dishwasher. That's a plus, too.\",\n \"Product: Healthy cooking is not only about the foods you use: it is also about the right cookware. We are aware of what we eat and cooking has become really \\\"hot'. We make non-stick pans that allow you to prepare great dishes. All the products look great: premium materials in a clever design. But most of all: GreenPan performs! The patented Thermolon non-stick technology is heat resistant up to high temperatures. This means that GreenPan has an extra safety feature; if you overheat your pan, even up to 45/85 degrees F, no toxic fumes will be released and the coating will not blister or peel. Thermolon is a better heat conductor than traditional coatings. The thermal performance enables superb searing and crispy frying! The excellent heat distribution also allows even cooking, which makes the food brown beautifully. It allows you to mostly cook on low to medium temperatures. Above all, the Thermolon healthy ceramic non-stick surface provides great non-stick and is very easy to clean.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: PERFECT....for about a year.\\n\\nReview: I've had this pan for about a year and it has been my \\\"go to\\\" - I literally use it every morning and have been very happy with it's non-stickittiveness (is that a word?). Anyway, all was well until about the last month and suddenly it seemed to have lost the very thing I bought it for - suddenly EVERYTHING is sticking to it. Just today I fried a simple hamburger patty in it, never taking the heat up past a low medium, and I was left with a baked on, hard crust that had to be scrubbed to get it off. I have no idea why the pan is suddenly losing it - I've been excessively careful about not using it at very high heat, hand washing, etc. I LOVED this pan, but I'll have to buy a replacement now and it won't be this brand again.\",\n \"Product: 1280x960 Mega-Pixel; MPEG movie mode; 4x high speed floppy disc drive; Audio/Vidio out; Slide show mode; 2.5\\\" color LCD (84K pixels); Built in intelligent flash; 8x optical/16x digital zoom; Autofocus; Macro capability.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sony MVC-FD88 Mavica Digital Camera\\n\\nReview: What an AWESOME camera -- I can't say enough good about this camera. It is so user friendly that we purchased it for my 70+ year old parents for Christmas, and they are already using it to sell things at online auction sites. Resolution is EXCELLENT, ease of use is exceptional, and you cannot beat the convenience of just popping a disk into your computer and pulling up the images -- WHY would anyone waste their time (and more importantly their money) on those digital cameras with dumb \\\"smart cards\\\" that require cabling into your computer and all kinds of fancy software. The Sony comes with respectable software, but I HIGHLY recommend purchasing PICTURE IT software -- it is ideal for use with this camera. If I had one criticism it would be about storage space - the floppies don't hold as many pictures as I'd like, but it's really not a big issue unless you're going out somewhere with the intention of taking a lot of pictures and plowing through them later (in which case you just need to take some spare floppies with you). Truly a camera you will buy and be enjoying immediately.\",\n \"Product: Mohu Leaf 30 is the award-winning digital antenna that jump started the cord cutting revolution. Launched in 2011, Leaf 30 established the trend of paper-thin antennas with many others striving to achieve the same quality and design. Leaf 30 was the first and continues to be one of the top-rated and most popular HDTV antennas available on the market. Antenna Made in USA Derived from US Military Technology The patented Leaf 30 was modeled after life-saving technology designed and developed for the US Military to discreetly detect IEDs, making it the most reliable and sophisticated indoor HDTV antenna on the market today. We are proud of our military connection, and it is evident in our design, quality, and stability. We are also proud to say that our Leaf antennas are made in USA. Watch 100% Free TV in HD Leaf 30 lets you enjoy over-the-air networks in your area without paying a monthly fee. That means you can watch 94 of the 100 most-watched TV shows for free from networks like ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC, PBS, The CW, Univision and more. And because over-the-air broadcasts are uncompressed, you will experience the clearest picture quality possible with your HDTV antenna. Highest Quality, Sleek Design, Easy Installation Mohu Leaf 30 is now tested to reach up to a 40-mile radius and includes a high performance 10 ft. detachable coaxial cable, giving users the flexibility to place the antenna much higher on a wall or close to a window for optimal reception. Leaf 30 TV antenna indoor is also paintable and reversible to match decor, and much easier on the eyes than a traditional antenna. Setup is as easy as plugging it in, turning on your TV, and scanning for channels.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Didn't work for me\\n\\nReview: I had VERY high hopes for this based on all the reviews, I was paying for very basic cable, pretty much local channels, and wanted to cut that off. But at least in my location it didn't work well enough to keep. I installed it, did the channel scan and got the expected 10 channels, but several of them were very poor reception - the picture would freeze up with all these little boxes of image trying to come in - unfreeze - freeze again. Tried installing it in about a dozen different locations in my den and finally the ONLY location that worked completely, with no freezing up of the picture on those couple of channels at all, was if I taped the thing to the window - but that meant an ugly cable cord snaking from the TV to the window, which was just too unattractive to live with long term. If the unit were made with some kind of transmitter, where I could have the antenna in the window but then have it transmit to the set somehow... then hands down I would have it. But stringing a cable between TV and window is just not a good option for me, so I returned it.\",\n \"Product: With plug-and-play setup, VGA-quality video and a built-in mic, this webcam is the easy way to start video calling and send beautiful, high-resolution photos.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: For the price this is hard to beat, Literally Plug & Go\\n\\nReview: I did not purchase this on Amazon but at a local office supply big box, price was basically same as listed here and I needed it quickly. I'd NEVER installed a webcam before so wasn't sure what to expect and wasn't entirely sure it'd work on my Mac - both concerns were non-issues. This was literally plug and play on my Mac Mini. There is NO installation so to speak beyond plugging in the USB - it's just ON and works. Picture quality is just great, voice quality also. My ONLY criticism is I wish it had a sliding lens cover for when it is not in use, those are available as add-on items, but it really should be built in.\",\n \"Product: Set up full coverage monitoring for your home with this NETGEAR Arlo smart home wireless security system. The included smart home base station makes it easy to connect with your Wi-Fi and create remote access to camera function. Customize this NETGEAR Arlo smart home wireless security system to send alerts when family arrives home or suspicious activity occurs. Includes two cameras: Cover separate rooms or the front and back doors. Night vision: 12 IR LEDs provide clear vision up to 25 feet. High definition: 720p HD provides a clear view. Weatherproof construction: Set the cameras up indoors or out. Voice control: Connects with Alexa for hands-free operation. Free app: Download the Arlo app and watch from work.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Obviously still evolving technology\\n\\nReview: I wrote my initial review here after about a month of Arlo and gave it just one star...not impressed, primarily because of quite significant delays between the time the Arlo camera detects motion and when it actually starts to record a clip.\\n\\nBut I then really needed to add a second camera to my system, and since I already had the Arlo setup I purchased an additional unit at my local Staples store. And noticed something immediately - the picture quality and motion detection on this second unit, purchased about 6 months later, is noticeably, remarkably improved. Obvious improvements over the earlier model. Which thrilled me....until the camera failed completely 3 days later. !!!! Woke up one morning and everything on the screen of my second, brand new camera had a red tint to it! Looked online and found plenty of discussions about this, an apparently bad batch of cameras whose IR (night vision) filter gets stuck in place. Back to Staples, only they were out, so I picked up a replacement at a nearby big electronics store.\\n\\nThe third camera, which I'm assuming is probably latest/greatest because I bought it at a very high volume tech store, has so far been EXACTLY what I'd always hoped Arlo would be. It installed onto my system in literally seconds, quite noticeably faster than the (defective) Staples model. Picture is stunning, in fact when I pull it up on a mobile device or PC the difference between the picture from my new camera and the picture from my original, older model is extremely noticeable. It's also much more responsive, when I press \\\"live\\\" on my new camera I get a live image that holds in seconds....I often have to press live several times on the older unit, wait a significant time for the picture, the picture I get is usually fractalled, and even the video quality from that camera is poorer.\\n\\nSo my advice is to make SURE you purchase a very recently manufactured model. Obviously Netgear is still working on this technology. I wish I'd waited, that 6 month old camera now acts like a dinosaur next to this newer model. I'd replace it in a heartbeat but at $150 a pop it's just too expensive to do so. I also do think these cameras are overpriced...at $100 each they would be reasonable and more accessible.\\n\\nOne last word regarding battery life. That first dinosaur unit I got? 6 months and I still have full charge/strength on the batteries. That's pretty remarkable and not what I expected. I have both cameras set for blending power and picture, and motion sensitivity set at 80%.\",\n \"Product: iPearl mCoverA Collection for Mac | PC | Chromebook Laptops Product Highlights: + Designed to fit the new 2016 11.6\\\" Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-131 series ( with IPS HD display ) laptops like a glove to protect it against scratches and accidental damages + Compatible with the following Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-131 models with Dimensions (Width x Depth x Height) of 11.6 x 8 x 0.73 inches: Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-131-C3VC( NX.G85AA.002) etc. This case is NOT compatible with: - older Acer Chromebook 11 CB3-111 series laptops - Acer C710 / C720 / C720P / C740 series Chromebook laptops - Acer Chromebook R11 CB5-132T / C738T series convertible laptops - Acer Chromebook 13 CB5-311 series laptops - any other Acer/non-Acer laptops For dimensions of your Acer laptop, please go to the manufacture's website. iPearl Inc is proud of being an \\\"A+\\\"-Rating BBB Accredited Business with 35, 000+ reviews and 99%+ positive feedbacks at Amazon. iPearl offers protective cases for ALL current MacBook & Chromebook models and selected popular PC laptops, protecting 2, 000, 000+ Mac | PC | Chromebook laptops and iPad | Kindle | Nook readers around the world so far! (Updated on 3/25/2016)\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits the new Acer like a glove - One second to install\\n\\nReview: This fit my new Chromebook perfectly, I agree with the other reviewer that the one poor review on here must have been from someone who ordered it for a different Chromebook version. I was a bit surprised when I pulled it out of the package that the black is not an opaque black - it's a somewhat transparent black, I can put my hand behind it and see it entirely. I was initially concerned that when I applied it to my white device it would not look black, only \\\"blackish\\\", but no worries at ALL on that, it looks deeply black once applied. The plastic is basically just hard plastic, I think if I dropped my CB the only real \\\"protection\\\" it would provide is that the black plastic cover would break FIRST. I'd prefer this in a rubberized plastic of some kind, but I purchased this item more for cosmetic reasons than protection. Cosmetically it does exactly what I needed, makes my stark white device look more like a small laptop and less like a TOY.\",\n \"Product: HELP US END CANCER! You can join the fi ght against cancer with every purchase of a Devon & Jones Pink labelgarment. Devon & Jones will donate a portion of sales to breast cancer research and prevention programs atThe University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center in Houston.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Flattering once you figure out the sizing, these run big.\\n\\nReview: I had ordered a couple of these some years ago and returned them because they were so long, nearly tunic length. I saw some recent reviews complaining they were short, so I took a chance that they'd been re-styled. I have to say the ones I just got in, while on the longish side are not as terribly long as before. I had a heck of a time finding a Devon and Jones sizing chart, had to google it in Images to locate one! Once I found it I ordered true to my dress size, but had to return one and try again - they definitely run big! I ended up going down a size, which is just a smidge tight but the material is stretchy so it doesn't matter. I find that if you can get a good fit on these hey are quite flattering, it was worth the headache of ordering a couple different sizes to figure out the best fit. The size up, the one I returned, was way too boxy on me, but the size down accents my waist nicely.\",\n \"Product: dark brown leather cord / leather wristband / surf wristband bracelet - (max wrist size approx. 20cm). This beautiful leather bracelet for men is made of dark brown leather and the simple style make this a beautiful piece of leather jewelry. The handmade bracelet is made of one long piece of leather cord bound with cord. The mens leather bracelet will fit a maximum wrist circumference of approximately 20 cm (8 inches) and is NOT ADJUSTABLE. Although this leather strap bracelet is classed as a mens bracelet it's simple and stylish design mean that it could also be a leather bracelet for women or boys and girls. A nice light and stylish leather surf wristband suitable for anyone.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect minimalist bracelet...with two slight modifications.\\n\\nReview: This is a very nice, basic, two cord bracelet, the perfect \\\"minimalist\\\" look I was going for. The leather is coated in some kind of wax or something, that over about a month of showers is starting to wear off, which I expected (and prefer). I read several online reviews before ordering this that commented on the clasp, and I did immediately experience an issue with the opening for the wood bead being so large that the bracelet wanted to come off all the time. I solved that by attaching a single metal link snug up against the bead, essentially acting as a \\\"stay.\\\" I used a small charm I already had, which had the small metal loop, so it works double duty as a stay and a charm attached to the bracelet. Also, based on other reviews, as soon as I received this I tapped a dot of clear Gorilla Glue on the knot at the end of the bead, to prevent it from ever coming undone - that solved the issue nicely.\\n\\nAfter those two modifications, it has been on my wrist nonstop, and I do like it - a lot. I ordered several other, similar bracelets at the same time, but those were really too much, I was looking for something thinner, more minimalist, and this fits the bill. A good price, quick shipment - I would recommend.\",\n \"Product: If you can boil water, you can professionally crest and fletch an arrow in less than 10 seconds. QuikFletch is the easiest way to fletch your arrows either in the field or at home and they are guaranteed not to slip!!! The QuikFletch Twister shrinks to fit any size carbon or aluminum arrow shaft. QuikFletch Twister features NAP's patented micro-grooved vanes for enhanced stiffness, spin and accuracy at an economical price. The microgrooves have been proven to spin the shaft twice as fast as with a standard vane.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy install, long lasting, bit pricey\\n\\nReview: I'm new to archery and managed to destroy the vanes on my first few arrows in pretty quick order (before I figured out how to nock them properly on a compound bow with a whisker biscuit rest). I saw the Quick Fletch in my local big box store and decided they looked simple enough. I am VERY impressed with these, and after shooting literally hundreds of arrows with them on I'm tempted to de-frock the arrows I have that DON'T have the Quick Fletches.\\n\\nInstall was super easy though I was glad that I read a posting somewhere that mentioned lowering the shaft into the water slowly to allow air bubbles to rise as you go instead of settling in as the material shrinks to the shaft. I took about 10 full seconds to start from the end of the arrow and lower it into the water and then let it sit in the water 10 seconds before removing it. I tapped the end of the arrow in the bottom of the container a few times in that 10 seconds to encourage any spare bubbles to let loose. Let it dry and away you go. I have not had a single vane on any of these so much as get nicked. They are extremely durable and the arrows fly very true. It appears the vanes are actually set INTO the plastic casing that shrinks onto the shaft, rather than being glued to them. I could be wrong about that, but it's what it looks like to me. I only know they are REALLY durable, no sign of flagging at all.\\n\\nI did have a hard time figuring out what to use to dunk these, as it requires a container with some depth to it to submerge the arrow - finally settled on one of those insulated travel coffee mugs. Works perfectly, just enough depth to do the job.\\n\\nI had an experience with one of the arrows where the heat of the boiling water that secured the quick fletch also managed to loosen the glue apparently holding the nock on. After letting the arrow dry the nock was quite loose, but it only took a drop of new glue to secure it. After that, with subsequent installs on other arrows I crept just enough of the Quick Fletch up onto the edge of the nock to ensure it shrinks up around the nock when submerged - that did it! Haven't had another loose nock since.\\n\\nI highly recommend these. They are, as some have noted, a little pricey. But I put that against both the convenience of what is essentially a 20 second operation and the durability of the product. Done and done - I don't see myself having to refletch these arrows at all. Doing it yourself and getting a real QUALITY result versus retiring the arrow until I can manage to get to a shop to get it re-fletched? No brainer.\",\n \"Product: From the center - Gold, Red, Blue, Black, White. Double Ring Scoring - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 30 Official NAA target that is water proof. Mfg Item Number: WP-80\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: VERY nice, wish it was tougher material\\n\\nReview: I built one of those \\\"lifetime\\\" archery targets from compressed carpet and was looking for something to dress it up with, a true archery target. Ordered this primarily because it was the right size and waterproof. Arrived SUPER speedily and I was impressed with the color and material. I tacked it onto the frame of my target and away I went.\\n\\nThe only reason this is a 4 instead of a 5 is that it's not particularly tough material. To be fair, it doesn't advertise itself as such - it advertises as being waterproof, not \\\"toughenized\\\" (there are toughenized targets advertised elsewhere). But after just two sessions with it I'd already shot out the center completely, so now I'm sticking on adhesive day-glow stickers around the periphery and shooting those, basically expanding the shot-out section over time.\\n\\nTerrific product if you're not a very good shot so shooting the center out really isn't an issue, or would be great for kids whom I'll assume aren't very good shots. Perfect size and coloring.\",\n \"Product: Rowing provides an efficient, effective, low-impact workout that utilizes all the major muscle groups, including the back, legs, arms, abdominal and buttocks. It is also one of the best exercises for building a strong back, as well as one of the most effective low-impact aerobic exercises for increasing your metabolism. As a result, you can efficiently burn calories and fat without impacting your joints. Low-impact exercise Electronic monitor displays time- count- total count- calories burned- scan. Weight Limit 220LB Assembly dimensions 53.2L x 20W x 21.5H inches Boxed dimensions 53L x 7.5W x 13.5H inches Item Weight 20LB Boxed Weight 23LBHeight 21.5Width 20Length 53.2\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: AWESOME for the price - very happy\\n\\nReview: I was looking for a rowing machine to see if I would find rowing more enjoyable than a treadmill or exercise bike - I had used one years ago and really liked it. I looked at some VERY nice rowers that were nearly $1K - a lot more than I wanted to spend on an experiment! So I was very happy when I ran across this, sub $100 rower. Other rowers I'd looked at in this price range had the individual articulating arms, which I'd used before and knew were problematic, difficult to get into any real rhythm with and a pain when one of the pistons wore at a different rate - it gave you an uneven rowing experience. I was also attracted to the sheer simplicity of design on this one... a seat that moves up and down, a place to strap in your feet, a single arm with wide handles attached to an adjustable piston. From a maintenance standpoint it couldn't get much simpler. In full disclosure while I would have preferred to buy this from Amazon they were out of stock (!!!) so I purchased mine from a big box store.\\n\\nAs other reviewers have noted, it took me about 10 minutes to assemble this - literally it only involves attaching the piston, attaching the monitor and threading in the foot straps. Easy! Using it has turned out to be pure joy! The unit is very compact and very light, so picking it up and moving it is a breeze. I moved it into my den to put it right in front of me and right in front of the TV, making it super convenient to use.\\n\\nThe counter will monitor your time spent, your strokes, the total cumulative strokes, and calories burned. It's not sophisticated, there's no way to input your current weight or age so the estimation of calories burned is only that - an estimation. But I ignore everything but the strokes anyway, aiming for upping my stroke count as I go.\\n\\nSome reviewers noted the seat is a little wobbly, and that's true, but I have found that if you take a moment to center yourself on the seat before you start that wobble goes away completely. I find the seat is quite comfortable for a brief workout, but is a little hard if you're rowing for longer than 15 minutes or so, which I resolved easily enough by adding a cushion to it.\\n\\nThe rowing motion is very smooth - how could it NOT be with such a simple back and forth design? I really like that the piston is adjustable, so as I build endurance and strength over time I'll be able to increase the resistance.\\n\\nMy original thinking was I'd spend less than $100 to see if I enjoyed rowing as a cardiovascular exercise, and if I didn't I wasn't out that much money, and if I did I could always upgrade to something better down the road. But I have to say I am quite happy with this unit as is - I don't see me changing to a higher end unit anytime soon. It gives me quite a workout - by the end your heart is pounding and your legs feel like rubber! - but I also really like that it is a true all-body workout - every major muscle group gets involved.\\n\\nOverall, for the price and quality, I don't see how this can be beat - I'm VERY happy with this purchase and would highly recommend it.\",\n \"Product: Stay hydrated in colorful fashion when you drink from the Design for Living 6-Piece Stackable Water Bottle Set. This bottle set keeps your thirst away and looks stylish at the same time. The Tritan water bottle set is constructed of commercial-quality food-safe plastic and helps keep your fridge organized. It is very durable and is free from odors or tastes. The bottles stack neatly and will remain in place. A plastic water bottle is ideal for use every day with water, juices, or iced beverages. Whether you are in the office, outdoors, at the gym, or at home, you can have a drink waiting for you to quench your thirst. Turn to the Design for Living 6-Piece Stackable Water Bottle Set for cool refreshment.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The BEST water bottles, terrific solution\\n\\nReview: These are simply the BEST water bottles. I got tired of buying (and lugging home) bottled water, and tired of trying to re-use those screw on bottles again and again and was seeking a more permanent solution. I bought these somewhere other than Amazon, where they were about $15 less expensive for the set. When I first got them I was surprised at how the cap works, because the directions talked about twisting it left or right, so I assumed it was a threaded, twist off/on cap. It isn't, it's more like a heavy duty rubber stopper. But it works AMAZINGLY well, a left twist snugs it up very tight. I keep these stacked on their side in my refrigerator and have never had so much as a drop leak out. I was concerned about leaking, because I planned to throw the little ones in my lunch bag each day, which also gets thrown in the same bag as my iPad or laptop - water and electronics do NOT mix! But no problem whatsoever, like I said nary a drop has leaked.\\n\\nThe small ones in this set are ideal for throwing in a lunch box - I love the larger ones to take out back when I'm working in the yard or working outside. I have recommended this set to multiple people, would not hesitate to recommend it or to buy it again if ever needed.\",\n \"Product: Arrowmat Llc ARROWMAT SELF-HEALING FOAM RUBBER BUCKSHOT FP TARGETTARGET FACES03558 1-SPOT TARGET Superior alternative to paper target faces. Arrowmat targets will take 1000 shots or more before needing replacement. Vivid full color photo realistic imagery. Dye sublimation print process ensures exceptional graphic qualities. Universal lightweight design. Arrowmat targets are designed to complement most block/bag targets. Unsurpassed durability & weather proof qualities. Arrowmat targets will never peel or flake and are 100% weather proof.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: PERFECT - Exactly What I Needed\\n\\nReview: I built one of those compressed carpet targets (1'x3' strips of carpet, tightly compressed, framed out in wood) and wanted something nice to tack on the front for target shooting. I looked at and purchased a different target which was advertised as Waterproof. It was, and it looked very nice on my new target. But after just 2 sessions with it I'd already totally obliterated the center - the material just couldn't stand up to much use. I've destroyed so many paper plates tacked onto my target I've lost count and my yard is littered with tiny pieces of red paper plate! So I was hunting for something more durable.\\n\\nI ordered this Arrowmat at Amazon - it arrived REALLY fast from the Marketplace vendor! While I was waiting for it to arrive I looked up the company online and they described the process whereby they figured out that the material used to make old fashioned mouse pads also makes an excellent target, that it seems to \\\"self-heal,\\\" closing around the arrow hole. Since I had a day or two before the target arrived and also an old ratty mouse pad, I tacked the mouse pad up on the carpet target and away I went. True to Arrowmat's discovery, it does a remarkable job of \\\"healing\\\" after being shot.\\n\\nGot the large, official-archery-printed target and tacked it onto my larger carpet target and so far I have to say I am just terribly impressed. I shoot a LOT (continuous shooting of a dozen arrows, over and over, for at least an hour per session) and this thing is holding up just beautifully. Even in a couple places where the shots were really close together, something that would have just torn the pieces off every other target I've used, this is still holding together. Not JUST holding together, by the way - from a distance you literally can't even tell this thing has ever been pierced by an arrow. It looks beautiful on the target and has already endured several rain storms without any degradation of the material. Once you get close up you can see all the places where the arrow has pierced the material, but remarkably you don't see any actual HOLES - just the narrowest of slits where the arrow went through and then closed back up when I removed it.\\n\\nI also like that the material seems to somehow blunt the sound of the arrow hitting. Prior to installing this I got a pretty pronounced THUNK with each arrow hitting the target. Not that big a deal, but I live in a neighborhood and sometimes get out to practice early in the morning - always too aware of every thunk and whether it's waking the neighbors. This material seems to mute that a great deal... more like a gentle pwffft as it goes in.\\n\\nI'm shooting field points or bullet points, I don't think this would hold up to broadheads (and I don't believe Arrowmat even claims it would).\\n\\nVery reasonably priced, especially considering that I anticipate the target holding up for a very long time. If it ever does need replacing, I'm absolutely going to buy another one. Terrific concept, very fast shipping, does what it's supposed to do, reasonable price. Five stars are well deserved.\",\n \"Product: Based on the best-selling novel by Ted Dekker and Frank Peretti, HOUSE tells the horrifying story of a young couple forced to stay at a bleak B&B when they become stranded in the middle of a deserted road. After meeting another couple upon their arrival, these four individuals become pawns in a psychopathas torturous game that takes over the entire house. Although desperate to find a way out, the couples soon discover that itas not so easy to follow house rules.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Bears no resemblance to the Dekker/Peretti book AT ALL\\n\\nReview: I really wanted to like this movie, as I loved the dekker/Peretti book. I know movies often take liberties with the book, but in this case the movie in NO WAY even vaguely resembles the book. If I were Dekker/Peretti I'd have sued to stop this release, or at the very least to get my name removed from it. Besides the fact that the movie bears no resemblance whatsoever to the book, it's just not even a good horror flick. Utterly predictable, generic, and boring. I do not get at all the couple of reviews here talking about it being scary - it's not at all. I could only watch about 1/2 of it, yawning all the way. What a waste of a rental fee.\",\n \"Product: Highland Aluminum Ramp Top Kits are designed to turn ordinary 2 x 8 inch boards into sturdy, rustproof, all-purpose ramps. Made from high quality extruded aluminum for greater strength, these tops feature a non-skid surface to prevent slipping and are corrosion resistant. Installation hardware and protective pads to protect the tailgate are included. Highland is the leader in cargo management and vehicle protection products, dedicated to helping motorists safely load, anchor, secure, tow, carry, trailer and organize cargo. From Highlands aluminum ramps and cargo organizers to fat strap bungees and cargo securing products, Highland products are manufactured to quality standards designed to exceed every expectation. Highland continues to be the market leader in loading ramps because of its commitment to innovation, quality and reliability.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An EASY solution for the Math-Challenged who need to build a ramp\\n\\nReview: I needed to build a ramp and while I am quite handy with tools I have no earthly idea where to begin in figuring out angles and such for a ramp - math makes my head hurt. So when I saw these, which are actually designed for a tailgate ramp used to load lawnmowers or bikes on a truck or trailer, I thought I'd try to make them work for a simple wheelchair-type ramp. And they DID, much to my delight! I used 3 2x12\\\" pieces of wood for my ramp, laying them lengthwise and securing them together with cross-pieces first, before attaching these two aluminum pieces on the end. Actually installing the Ramparts to the wood was utter simplicity, then attaching the ends, using the provided screw holes, to my door threshold with 4\\\" heavy duty screws was a similar piece of cake. I used 8' pieces of wood, but of course yours will vary depending on the height you're coming down from. At any rate - what I had dreaded as a difficult job involving MATH turned out, because of the Ramparts pieces, to be a simple, less than 30 minute build project. I have NO idea whether Rampart ever intended these to be used for this particular purpose, but it's certainly within their weight limits and the resulting ramp is solid as a rock. It made a difficult job easy, and I also love that if the time ever comes when I needed to remove this ramp from the doorway, it would be incredibly simple to do - just back out the four screws in the threshold and move it along.\",\n \"Product: Lucas fuel treatment is formulated for both gasoline and diesel engines, carbureted or fuel injected. 10003. It gives your fuel system what it really needs - a blend of super slick oils and additives with a high detergent action that allows the engine to operate at maximum efficiency. Also, it cleans and lubricates the carburetor and injectors and causes the fuel to burn more thoroughly for increased power and less fuel consumption. Lucas fuel treatment should definitely be used in vehicles that require leaded fuel because it actually replaces the benefits of lead in gasoline without causing harmful emissions. Use it to pass smog tests. Finally, it totally neutralizes the harmful effects of low sulfur diesel fuel.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I use this at every fill up, noticeable improvements.\\n\\nReview: Im skeptical of anything that people make wild claims about, like Itll increase your MPG! But...guess what? It actually did. I purchased this after extensive research regarding some roughness that I hadnt been able to cure in my engine. I bought it ONLY hoping it would even that out, and was blown away when it did, almost immediately upon first use. But then I also started noticing my MPG going up, between 3-4miles per gallon. What?! Didnt actually believe it, but over many months of 2 oz at each fill up, my MPG gain is confirmed. Wow. Like I said...Im a skeptic. But it did eliminate my engine roughness and it did improve my MPG. So Im sold. I continue to use it at every fill up.\",\n \"Product: Chrome wheelskins transform your basic-styled wheels into impressive and expensive-looking chrome wheels! Chrome Wheelskins fit like a glove right over your vehicles wheels. Constructed of high impact ABS polymer and triple chrome-plated, our Chrome Wheelskins will give your vehicle a sharp chrome appearance which will last for years and years since they will never rust! They are not interchangeable amongst vehicles, models or even years. The same make, model and even year vehicle may have several different wheel styles, and therefore a different wheelskin. Please make sure the wheelskin you order looks identical to your wheel.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A GREAT set of wheel skins for a GREAT price, fast shipment & 5 minute install for the whole set\\n\\nReview: I've had a set of these EXACT same wheel skins on my 2010 Honda CRV for 7 years. The only trouble I had with them is that one of the clips got broken off by an apparently careless oil-change tech, but the other clips still held it in place - it just rattled a good bit! But this past week I hit a DEEP pot hole going 70 down an interstate and an entirely other one of these flew off - the first/only time I'd had one let loose, but as I said, it was a deep pothole - so time to locate a new set.\\n\\nFirst, they arrived REALLY quickly. Though not Prime shipping it was free, and I was pleasantly surprised when they arrived in just a few days. VERY well packaged, each one individually protected in shipment. While there are no installation instructions, they aren't really necessary, and removing the previous ones and installing these literally took less than five minutes total. I'll include INSTALL instructions at the end. The most IMPRESSIVE feature of these though was sadly missing on my previous set - around the inside perimeter there is a pre-installed foam tape lining, which serves the dual purpose of both snugging them up against the rim for installation AND insuring that mind-numbing rattle of the old ones will never occur. THANK YOU!!!! Such a simple addition - I was so happy to see it.\\n\\nI can't speak to longevity of these, but like I said they are identical (except for the nice foam touch) to the ones I had before, and they would still be on my car after 7 years except for that stupid China-deep pot hole in the interstate! So I have no reason to believe these won't last just as long. A great price for a full set of four, too.\\n\\nTO INSTALL:\\n1) Gather a small pry bar or large flat head screwdriver, a rubber mallet, and if you're old like me, a simple low stool. If your knees still work, don't bother.\\n\\n2) Sitting in front of each wheel, use the pry bar/screwdriver to remove the old skins (obviously not a necessary step if you don't have any)\\n\\n3) NOTE the location of the \\\"teeth\\\" in relation to the wheel, this will help on the next step.\\n\\n4) Locate the indention on the wheel skin for the tire valve and line it up with the valve of your tire - hold the wheel skin into place from the CENTER of the wheel skin.\\n\\n5) Using the rubber mallet, knock the wheel skin where the teeth are located, moving around the perimeter - it only took me one knock at each tooth location, but I then went around the perimeter again, once in each location, just to make sure it was all firmly seated.\\n\\nTHAT'S IT - easy peasy.\",\n \"Product: Imagine the load this sturdy, easy-rolling folding cart will take off you and your back. Lightweight at only 9 lbs, the patented original Versacart folding cart easily handles 120 lb of cargo and then some, yet folds up in a snap for compact storage in your trunk or closet. Use it for grocery, shopping, laundry, picnics, camping and so much more. The extra large detachable nylon canvas bag measures 21\\\"H x 17\\\"W x 18\\\"D for a generous 3.72 cu ft capacity. The bag has handles, a fitted cover and is coated for water-resistance. Features thick ergonomic easy-grip handles and double wheels all around for maneuverability and stability. No assembly tools required. Simply pop in the swiveling front wheels and you're ready to roll. Forget those flimsy chicken-wire carts of yore. The patented Versacart is simply the best-value best-looking folding cart available.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Well worth the cost\\n\\nReview: I originally purchased a Versa cart from a \\\"Senior Citizen\\\" type vendor several years ago for my elderly father, who needed it to move groceries from his car trunk into the house. I was so impressed with the cart I'm back to Amazon to purchase one for myself now that I'm getting, well, older... and need my own way to more easily move groceries from the car to the house.\\n\\nDad had his for at least 10 years and besides having to fix one of the wheels in all that time I never had to do any maintenance. My father was not particularly strong as he aged and even he had no problem moving the cart out of the trunk when he needed to, it collapses into the size of a short beach umbrella or stroller, easy to stand up in a corner by the door of the house when not being used. I plan to just leave mine in the back of my small SUV for when I need it. I am very impressed with how much capacity/weight the cart can handle - even a trunk full of groceries is no problem for the cart and even fully loaded it moves/rolls very easily. I've loaded dad's down with groceries which included a case of water and several packs of soda and still had a few bags hanging onto the handles and the cart still wheeled into the house easily. This will save me multiple trips with often heavy bags to the house and back and is well worth it for that use alone.\\n\\nI do have a chain store nearby that requires a quarter (returnable) to use a grocery cart and has you bag your own groceries - I'm already thinking this could be very useful in that setting.\\n\\nI looked at all the reviews for the standard wire carts before buying this, even at some of them advertised as \\\"heavy duty,\\\" but honestly nothing even came close to my experience with the Versa Cart. I was pleased to find that reviews here at Amazon span some number of years now and even across the years the reviews are largely quite positive. This cart and the company that makes them is apparently here to stay. Spend the few extra dollars - well worth it.\",\n \"Product: Cash box features a latchkey lock and seven-compartment tray to safeguard your money and other valuables\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Surprisingly high quality for the price\\n\\nReview: Gotta say I was QUITE surprised by this box when it arrived. For $10 my expectations weren't very high. I just need this for the very occasional craft show, I don't need it often enough to spend a lot of money on one. Box is solid, well built, yes the keys are flimsy but I honestly don't expect to be locking/unlocking it all the time anyway. My plan is to actually bolt this to a board that will be used as a desktop at a show - someone wants to try to run with the box-attached-to-board, well good luck with that.\\n\\nPlenty of space in this, the area beneath the plastic tray is MUCH larger than I had expected, will be a handy place to store receipt books, pens and such. An excellent value, just what I needed.\",\n \"Product: Cash box features a latchkey lock and seven-compartment tray to safeguard your money and other valuables\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Surprisingly high quality for the price\\n\\nReview: Gotta say I was QUITE surprised by this box when it arrived. For $10 my expectations weren't very high. I just need this for the very occasional craft show, I don't need it often enough to spend a lot of money on one. Box is solid, well built, yes the keys are flimsy but I honestly don't expect to be locking/unlocking it all the time anyway. My plan is to actually bolt this to a board that will be used as a desktop at a show - someone wants to try to run with the box-attached-to-board, well good luck with that.\\n\\nPlenty of space in this, the area beneath the plastic tray is MUCH larger than I had expected, will be a handy place to store receipt books, pens and such. An excellent value, just what I needed.\",\n \"Product: Accept credit and debit cards for a low flat rate on a phone or tablet. Download the app, get the card reader, and put the power of Amazon behind your business.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Initially seemed great, as time goes on...not so much.\\n\\nReview: I recently ordered the Pay Pal card reader, after reading reviews comparing it to the Square. I got it, tested it, was ready to start using it until a coworker pointed out an article about Amazons new reader. I have to say, after reading the reviews I just wasn't sure about this. I LOVE Amazon, have been a customer since the beginning, so I liked the idea of using another Amazon product, but the reviews...wow! But I figured worst case I'd be out $10, not that big a deal so I'd try.\\n\\nBefore the reader arrived I downloaded the app on my ipad and iphone and went ahead, bracing myself, through the setup process. Which was....really a non event. It accepted my email and password I've always used with Amazon, I entered the info requested and an email confirmation later I was set.\\n\\nThe actual reader arrived the same day I did the setup, so I pulled it out, pulled out my own credit card, and sold myself a $1.00 Test Item. Plugged in the reader, scanned my card and done. The Paypal reader I had took me 5 times that first time to get the reader to be \\\"detected\\\" on my phone, and then two swipes before it recognized the card. No such issue with this one.\\n\\nNow I'm still several months out from needing to actually use this device, at a small craft fair, but I'm ready! I don't know that I'll use it more than a couple times a year, but I love having the option if someone needs to pay with a card. I haven't worked out exactly yet how I will get my money from Amazon, but I'll worry about that when I have to.\\n\\nI will also note that with the paypal reader, as soon as I did that test transaction, I got an email saying I had received a payment. I did NOT get such a confirmation from Amazon. Maybe they send them once a Whatever instead? Don't know yet. I hope so!\\n\\nNovember 2015 Update: so I finally had a need to use this device at a craft show on Saturday. Had great hope for it, the first card I scanned worked perfectly. No hesitation, simple transaction and the card holder was astonished, told me that card never works on a Square device! But...the next time I went to scan, on that one I kept getting \\\"unknown error\\\" messages and ended up having to hand feed in the card numbers. Third time same day, different error messages...I finally shut the entire phone down, brought it back up (thankfully patient customer), and after reboot it worked just fine again. So I'm not exactly brimming with confidence at this point. I'd call my first experience with it sketchy, at best.\\n\\nAlso of note, I went home after the sale and linked the app so a bank deposit could happen, set it up to occur weekly, every Sunday, but it apparently did Not happen on Sunday, in spite of me getting confirmation of the successful setup. Not sure what that's about, I'll give it another day. Also, when I first got this reader, several months ago, I ran a test charge of $1.00 through, just to see how it worked. Now, in November, when I view transactions it shows them all, including the August $1.00, but curiously all funds are available for transfer EXCEPT that $1.00! Huh?! Did It just get confiscated or ??? Weird.\\n\\nUPDATE NOVEMBER 2015: Okay, I have to update this. I had my reader stolen so I got with Amazon about sending me another one, which they did lightening fast. On this one I went to set it up and swiped my own card for $1.00 as a test, the EXACT SAME test I did last year - and the next day get an email telling me my account is now on 14 day \\\"rolling reserve\\\" because of suspicious activity? WT? I called Amazon immediately and they told me it was the $1.00 that triggered it? I only use the reader once a year, for a craft show, and was going to use it the next day - they told me I could USE it, but basically they're going to hold onto my money for 2 weeks (actually 15 days, it won't be available until day 15). Interestingly, just a day later I got the email telling me Amazon is discontinuing the readers come February. Obviously these things have become more trouble then they are worth to Amazon. I won't be needing one again anytime soon, but guess I'll have to give Square or some other reader a try if the need arises.\\n\\nThe one GOOD thing I can say about the reader is that its actual performance at my show was FLAWLESS - never even had a blip, it read every card perfectly on the first swipe.\",\n \"Product: An Amazon Brand.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A good basic unit for the price, cross cut is the way to go.\\n\\nReview: I bought this to replace one from a big box office supply store that failed after about 5 years. This one is essentially exactly the same as my other one - same cross-cut, same footprint, same features, about the same price. It does have one better design feature, the fact that the little handhold in the front, the hand-sized opening in the trashcan part allows you to easily see when it is filling up. The ONLY reason I took one star off is because of what I'm assuming is a safety feature, which I just find annoying: In my previous model, you could walk up to the shredder and just feed the paper right in, nothing special, in it went. On this one, there is not a direct, vertical feed option - the feed area has a \\\"cover\\\" of sorts built into it that requires you to feed the paper in practically horizontal to the unit. I'm absolutely certain this is on purpose, to prevent small fingers and such from getting dragged in. But I find it a bit annoying.\",\n \"Product: Brother HLL-2320D Mono Laser Printer helps lower your operating costs with a high-yield 2,600-page replacement toner cartridge. It creates two-sided documents and help save paper with automatic duplex printing. Brother HLL2320D Mono Laser Printer has a 250-sheet capacity paper tray adjustable for letter or legal size paper, plus a manual feed slot for envelopes. It prints professional reports, spreadsheets, and documents at up to 2400 x 600 dpi resolution.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy set up, great price, new cartridges at a great price, too - a win/win all around\\n\\nReview: So I've had this for several months now, using it heavily enough that I've had to order toner cartridges, but I am just TERRIBLY impressed with this thing. I needed an alternative to my inkjet printer, because the cartridges in it just do not last and are as expensive as the stupid printer. The two pack of cartridges for this cost me less than a single black cartridge for the ink jet (!!), and this is a reasonably priced printer to start with, so from a pure money-saving standpoint this was a very smart move.\\n\\nPrint quality is fantastic, speed is great, I have no complaints at all. I was able to link it to Google Cloud print, so I love that I can be on the computer and not even in the house and send something to my printer that way, have it waiting for me when I get home.\\n\\nHaven't had a single problem with this printer at all. Easy to set up, easy to use, its a keeper.\",\n \"Product: Our Large Outdoor Round Fire Pit Vinyl Cover is constructed of heavy 10 guage, felt lined vinyl. This attractive cover easily slips on and off of your fire pit. Protect your fire pit investment against the elements. 42\\\" D x 24\\\" H\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Economical, plenty big for my fire pit\\n\\nReview: So far, I'm impressed. I was initially concerned it wouldn't fit my fir pit, which is a bit taller/bigger than many, but if fit easily - if anything it's a bit long (tall). The one this replaced had been on my fire pit for many years - so long it had deteriorated to dried, stiff material that crackled each time I took it off. So it was time for a replacement. I can't tell, of course, how many years I'll get out of this one, but it's affordable enough that if it only lasts a few seasons I still got my money's worth.\\n\\nThe only thing I wish this had was a simpler way of securing it. It comes with ties at four \\\"corners\\\", which I suppose you could tie and untie each time, depending on your pit design. For my purposes, since mine has four distinct \\\"legs\\\", I just tied knots in two corners and each time I recover the pit I just lift a leg of my fire pit and slide it into the loop. It's not perfect but it gets the job done, keeps it from flying off in heavy winds (though, honestly, I don't think it COULD - the material is surprisingly heavy). But my previous cover had an elastic band all the way around the bottom, which made putting it on and off a snap.\",\n \"Product: Coolaroo square shade sails have many different uses from cooling the backyard patio to shading the kids play area to keeping the horses, dogs, goats and other four legged friends cool and out of the sun. The unique Coolaroo fabric provides up to 90% UB block and the woven fabric allows air flow that reduces the underneath temperature up to one third. The combo pack comes with the following attachment accessories: 4 pad eyes, 2 turnbuckles and 2 snap hooks. Assembled size is 11 feet 10 inches square. The fabric has a 10 year warranty against UV degradation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: What a deal, my own private cabana\\n\\nReview: I have a back yard patio that comes directly off a back room, and had been considering putting a roof over the patio to shade me from the sun and also to keep patio furniture protected. I love sitting outside but I'm in the deep south and the sun can just be brutal out there. I had a large umbrella, but wanted something that would cover more area for when I had guests out there.\\n\\nFor the price this just cannot be beat - significantly less expensive than putting a roof up. The item arrived very quickly and was well-packaged by Amazon, the actual product box inside of a larger box. I was a little alarmed when I pulled it out of the box and unfolded the sail, it seemed larger than advertised, but I guess some of that was fabric stretch. I do know that I ended up sinking the eye hooks in the house about 13 1/2' apart, which allowed for the size of the sail plus the length of the two turnbuckles that came with it, so I don't guess the size is really off.\\n\\nWith two corners attached to the house via eye hooks, I then stretched the other two corners out and after a lot of careful measuring I sunk two 10' 4x4 posts about 2 1/2 feet deep into rock hard red clay (THAT took a while to dig with a manual post hole digger!), then secured the posts in the holes with concrete (took about a bag & 1/2 of concrete per hole, and I put some gravel in the bottom of the holes before inserting the posts.) For purely decorative reasons I secured a simple Pressure treated \\\"cap\\\" on the top of each post.\\n\\nThe directions say to allow the concrete to cure at least 48 hours before attaching the sail, but I waited a full week. Then I drilled holes into the posts about 3\\\" down and secured heavy duty eye bolts. Then I installed two additional turnbuckles that I purchased locally (two come with the sail) and tightened those up. Job done. I bought the two extra turnbuckles only because I wanted the flexibility of tightening at each corner, but the sail actually comes with two very heavy duty turnbuckles and two clips that would have done the job nicely, too.\\n\\nThe sail does exactly what I needed it to, provides a nice shaded area and looks spectacular. I got the desert sand colored sail, and with new patio chairs of the same color the effect is terrific. I really couldn't be happier. The most time consuming part of the install was digging those holes and setting the posts, but not everyone will need to do that, it depends on where/how you intend to hang the sail. On the two eyebolts that I attached to the house I purposely bought heavy duty screw in eye bolts. I guess we'll see over time how it all holds up. I like that the fabric has a ten year warranty against degradation - with the heat and rain in this area that's a real plus.\\n\\nI haven't yet seen how the shade performs in a storm - I don't intend to take it down in storms as some have noted here that they do, but mostly because it's just not convenient to do so the way it is set up (would require hauling a ladder out). So I made sure the turnbuckles are all tightened up. I saw where some reviewer said the installation was \\\"noisy\\\"?? The only way that could be true that I see is if the sail is hanging too loosely, allowing the hardware to clank around. I read some online reviews that said you really CAN'T overtighten the turnbuckles, so don't be afraid to cinch them up tightly.\\n\\nEXTREMELY pleased, and I have gotten numerous compliments about what a terrific addition this is to my backyard. My patio went from being a nice enough place to sit out on to a private retreat area - almost spa-like with the addition of the sail. This is a real keeper and a real find.\\n\\nUPDATE : July 2012. Okay, so I've had this up for several months now, just wanted to get back on and update. I seriously could not be more pleased with this. The ONLY maintenance I've had to do on it is tightening up the turnbuckles after it had been up for a while. It withstands even very strong winds, is NOT at all noisy like one reviewer said (I suspect the turnbuckles weren't tight enough?). I've stood at the door and watched it during the first few heavy storms of the season - it is utterly unfazed.\\n\\nIt provides an amazing amount of shade - even with recent 100 degree days it is comfortable enough underneath to sit and enjoy the backyard. My new outdoor patio furniture is faring better than any previous furniture, now that it remains under cover all the time. The shade does occasionally collect leaves and such from an overhanging pecan tree, but when I have my yard blower out I just aim it up and blow through the fabric to get rid of them. I've gotten TONS of compliments on this shade sail - several neighbors have asked me where I got it. Such an easy, simple install solution instead of adding a roof or covered porch.\",\n \"Product: Idirectmart Square Sun Shade Sail 11 Feet 5 Inches\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wish I'd seen this several years ago...1/4th the price of Coolaroo!\\n\\nReview: (UPDATE JUNE 2014): I had to update the original review, because this past weekend we had a strong series of storms come through and three VERY large pecan tree branches fell right smack on top of this shade sail! I had it anchored at two points to the house, and at two points to 4 x 4 posts buried 4' deep into the ground, with concrete. One of the 4x4 posts snapped like a twig, but the shade sail didn't even puncture! It bore the weight of the branches fully until we relieved it by cutting away the other 4 x 4 post. No puncture, no tear, no nothing. I don't know what this material is, but it's TOUGH!! Very impressed.\\n\\nOriginal Review: I had a Coolaroo shade sail I purchased several years ago that I was very happy with, though with some qualifiers as it aged. First the fabric was VERY heavy, and when it rained all the water collected in the middle and caused a pronounced, permanent sag over time. Though it provided a lot of shade, it did have to be cleaned of mildew each year and what finally spelled its demise was a heavy snowstorm in which I ended up out in the snow taking the sail down, it was so weighted with snow the 4x4 posts holding two ends were bowing in, even though they were buried 4' in the ground in concrete!\\n\\nSo I was looking for something similar, but of lighter material, and a search for \\\"lightweight shade sail\\\" turned this up. At 1/4th the cost of the Coolaroo, even though it looked to be of similar make, I was a bit skeptical, but for such a small investment, what the heck.\\n\\nThe shipment arrived quickly even though it literally came from the other side of the country. Opening it, I would have sworn it WAS a Coolaroo product. The material is essentially identical except that it is of a noticeably lighter weight. That just made putting it up all the easier. The hooks at each corner are clearly built to last and though it comes with no hardware I just reused the hardware from the Coolaroo. It literally took me no more than 5 minutes to hang, including time to tighten the turnbuckles. I ordered a similar size to my old one, but I think this is truer to size, the other was a bit too big and also with the added weight of the fabric it stretched out some over time. This one is so lightweight I really don't see that happening and I was able to get it quite taut.\\n\\nSome reviewers complained this is more yellow than sand. When I first opened it the color was undoubtedly sand, when I took it out into bright sun it seemed a little yellow, but when I got it up, it's clearly sand, as ordered. If I can figure out how to, I'll attach some pictures to this review.\\n\\nOverall, I'm very happy 5 stars without reservation. Well made, it appears very durable and just the ticket for a lightweight sail. Definitely recommend.\",\n \"Product: The elegant design of this wicker storage seat is a perfect addition to any outdoor or indoor setting. Providing, not only, a large 22 gallon space for storage, but also a convenient seating solution on its flat lid. Ideal for storing yard and garden supplies in the summer or boots, hats and gloves in the winter. This unique product is great for any season.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Less expensive alternative to pricey Parcel Delivery boxes\\n\\nReview: I purchased this at a local big box store because it was less expensive there, but most of their online \\\"reviews\\\" are not real so I prefer to review products at Amazon. I'm VERY impressed by this box, which I purchased as a less expensive alternative to the very expensive \\\"Parcel Delivery Boxes\\\" out there. Sure, there's no way to lock it, but it does keep packages off the front porch in clear view of anyone passing by (once you train local delivery drivers to use it). For some reason I assumed the item would come assembled, but it does not - but NO WORRIES, the assembly doesn't even require tools! Simple snap together, but also put away any concerns about durability and/or water tightness. Mine is on a covered porch, so it doesn't get full rain, but the lid fits securely and completely over the cube so I can't imagine either rain or bugs getting in. The plastic is HEAVY, this is not that very cheap, thin stuff you sometimes see in outdoor furniture, the panels are fully reinforced with additional plastic cross pieces, all one piece, tough and durable. I was also very pleasantly surprised by the size of this box - PLENTY big enough for most of the packages I will have delivered. I imagined it being about the size of an outdoor footstool, but it is actually quite a bit larger than that. The brown goes with my outdoor furniture quite nicely, so overall I'm just VERY pleased with this purchase.\",\n \"Product: 'No more stooping for the scooping" The PURRR-FECT SCOOP: Is the strongest and best back saving litter scoop ever designed. It is made in the USA and Patented. It is constructed from high tech polymer and steel not cheap plastic. Clears all litter box debris from the large clumps down to the little bits. This scoop is designed to clean the toughest clumps with very little effort. It is very lightweight around 8.5oz. It is the only litter scoop with a D grip. The scoop's angle and D grip allows a person to clean a litter box with one arm or safely and securely from a sitting position. For about the cost of a bag of cat food you can own the PURRR-FECT SCOOP. A portion of all sales of the PURRR-FECT SCOOP go to animal rescues and spade and neuter programs. Works with any type of litter, for best results use with clumping litter. Thank you all for your comments.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Surprisingly well made, great ergonomics\\n\\nReview: (UPDATE) I just wanted to add that I purchased this item TWO YEARS ago now, and it is still going strong. I have two cats, this gets daily use, and it has never failed, cracked, come apart, NOTHING. Would that everything I buy were so well made! I cannot reccomend this item any more strongly.\\n\\n(Back to my original review:) I purchased this item in advance of spinal surgery, figuring it'd make the process of cleaning out the litter box easier, since bending over was going to be an issue. I was skeptical - I didn't think the item would be durable enough to use long-term, I imagined a flimsy plastic rod that would fall apart quickly, but since I only needed it short term the construction wasn't that important to me.\\n\\nHowever, this is a keeper. I was immediately impressed. The shaft is indeed plastic, but it is a thick tube, not a single piece that would bend easily. The actual scoop is also thick and durable plastic, not flimsy in the LEAST. I use a cat litter that can get hard as concrete in the bottom of the litter box, and I've broken flimsy scoops before trying to scrape it up. The combination of this heavy duty device AND the long handle actually makes that process MUCH easier, it gives you the leverage you need to scrape the bottom of the box while still standing upright. I've recovered from my surgery but I'm NOT switching back to my old regular scoop - there's no need to when this one is sooooo much easier to use. If I ever do have to replace it I will be buying THIS exact same item again.\",\n \"Product: Permanent Personalization With LIFETIME WARRANTY Exclusively by CNATTAGS DO NO SETTLE For cheap Engraving that fades over time, Our Permanent Engraving last for a lifetime backed by LIFETIME WARRANTY\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Met my needs, shipped superfast\\n\\nReview: REALLY fast shipment, I was already prepared for the fact that it didn't come with rivets. I actually have some around, but attempting to use them I discovered pretty fast that the combination of the aluminum and a fiber collar (rather than a leather one) made for a bad rivet environment. I actually ended up using black tiny wireties instead to secure the tags to two cat collars. LOVE the fact that I don't have to listen to pet tags clanging against feed bowls at all hours of the day and night anymore, so they met their purpose. I do a LOT of riveting and I don't think even with a thicker collar material like leather that I would attempt to rivet these, the metal / aluminum will deform. Seller should come up with some other way to secure them and include it with the item.\",\n \"Product: Drill straight holes every time with this drill jig. The two product v-grooves allow for usage on corners and even cylindrical surfaces too. The inserted solid metal guide offers the six common drill diameters: 1/8\\\", 3/16\\\", 1/4\\\", 5/16\\\", 3/8\\\", and 1/2\\\". The ergonomic handy design of DrillBlock drilling guide fits into the hands with ease and alleviates awkwardness.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Handy little addition to the tool box - you need a clamp if drilling round stock\\n\\nReview: Bought this specifically for drilling into round metal stock, and it does a very good job of that PROVIDED you use a clamp to clamp the material to the drill block. I've tested it on several sizes of round bar, and it took no time at all to figure out that a good clamp was the key - otherwise you'll get slippage of the stock, because the grooves cut into the underside of this are basically slick plastic, with no kind of gripping pad or anything to hold the stock in place. If I were advising the manufacturer, I'd have them add gripper strips underneath. Still, overall it's a handy little tool to have in your tool box when trying to drill dead center into something.\",\n \"Product: John Eldredge is the author of numerous bestselling books including Wild at Heart, Fathered by God, and Beautiful Outlaw. He is also director of Ransomed Heart, a ministry devoted to restoring men and women in the love of God. John lives in Colorado but adventures around the world—often with his sons.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Makes his point, then belabors it!\\n\\nReview: It's obvious early on that this book is heavily influenced by Buechner, and indeed Buechner is quoted throughout and even the final quote is his (from \\\"Telling the Truth\\\"). I adore Buechner's work, but Eldredge is no Buechner. This is my first introduction to Eldredge and I admit I had a very difficult time finishing this book. He makes his point early on, that the story of God's relationship with his created beings shares many elements of our own story telling, both our personal story and our cinematic tales, but then he spends chapters and chapters basically just re-telling that point. It's not brain surgery - the concept doesn't rate an entire book. A sermon maybe, an essay, but a full book to make that point? No.\\n\\nTheologically I have no problems with this book, I know some reviewers took extreme exception to the comparison of movies to Biblical concepts, but there's nothing unsound in here if you can read it with an open mind.\\n\\nI know there are people who revere Eldredge and to be fair I'm going to give him another shot by reading one of his other books. But this one is not a good introduction.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":35,"string":"35"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1396,"string":"1,396"}}},{"rowIdx":1397,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A1VH6QWC6JZRAC"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"Tracks (all composed by Joni Mitchell except where noted) [peak singles' chart position] length: A1. \"Court and Spark\" 2:46; A2. \"Help Me\" [#6 Canada/#7 U.S.] 3:22; A3. \"Free Man in Paris\" [#16 Canada/#22 U.S.] 3:02; A4. \"People's Parties\" 2:15; A5. \"Same Situation\" 2:57; B1. \"Car on a Hill\" 3:02; B2. \"Down to You\" 5:38; B3. \"Just Like This Train\" 4:24; B4. \"Raised on Robbery\" [#51 Canada/#65 U.S.] 3:06; B5. \"Trouble Child\" 4:00, B6. \"Twisted\" (Annie Ross, Wardell Gray) 2:21.\". The summary of the review text is \"Joni fuses folk, jazz and witty observational lyrics in her 1974 classic\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Court and Spark was released in 1974 to immediate universal acclaim and remains Jonis most successful album. A fusion of folk, regular pop and jazz, it has a style all its own and is themed on honesty in relationships, not just romantic ones.\n\nThe album contains several hit singles. Raised on Robbery is a poignant & light-hearted observation of the singles bar scene; the Free Man in Paris refers to David Geffen and sees Joni giving voice to cynicism about the music business, again with a light touch. Help Me was C&Ss most successful single, and the humorous Twisted a self-confessional themed on eccentricity bordering psychosis (My analyst said I was nuts; no ifs or ands or buts).\n\nC&S is a career highlight in a stellar career of highlights. Subtle & witty, optimistic & self-assured, musically excellent and full of memorable songs, its a seminal classic which sees Joni Mitchell at the top of her game and entering her prime."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"Court and Spark was released in 1974 to immediate universal acclaim and remains Jonis most successful album. A fusion of folk, regular pop and jazz, it has a style all its own and is themed on honesty in relationships, not just romantic ones.\n\nThe album contains several hit singles. Raised on Robbery is a poignant & light-hearted observation of the singles bar scene; the Free Man in Paris refers to David Geffen and sees Joni giving voice to cynicism about the music business, again with a light touch. Help Me was C&Ss most successful single, and the humorous Twisted a self-confessional themed on eccentricity bordering psychosis (My analyst said I was nuts; no ifs or ands or buts).\n\nC&S is a career highlight in a stellar career of highlights. Subtle & witty, optimistic & self-assured, musically excellent and full of memorable songs, its a seminal classic which sees Joni Mitchell at the top of her game and entering her prime."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: Made from 80% copper, 20% zinc wire wrapped around hex shaped tin plated high carbon steel core wire. The most popular acoustic guitar strings provide a crisp, ringing sound with pleasing overtones. Rock & Blues set contains a plain G-string. Gauges .010, .013, .017, .030, .042, .052. Part number 2008.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great strings for acoustic guitars, and good value\n\nReview: This review is of Ernie Balls extra-light Earthwood 80/20 set of six strings for an acoustic guitar. The gauges are: 10, 14, 20, 28, 40, 50; the G (gauge 20) is braided bronze like the D, A & bottom E.\n\nI use these strings on two guitars: a 1984 Yamaha Jumbo 6-string and a 2006 Ovation Applause Elite, which is the instrument I play most of the time.\n\nThese strings have a crisp, bright sound especially for the first few weeks, after which they settle down and sound warmer. I find the 10-gauge for top-E and 14-gauge for the B to be near-ideal for playability, and with the four bronze strings they deliver a rich, fulsome chord sound.\n\nThe sealed packaging is a great idea and ensures you don't need to worry about corrosion during storage if you're in a damp climate. At this price, these strings are a steal.","Product: **Optimal For Detuning** Ernie Ball Not Even Slinky Electric Strings are perfect for those who like to detune their instrument to lower tuning combinations. Metal fans worldwide have gravitated towards the Not Even Slinky set to give their guitar the optimal gauge combination for Drop D & Drop C tuning. These strings are precision manufactured to the highest standards and most exacting specifications to ensure consistency, optimum performance, and long life. Not Even Slinky wound strings are made from nickel plated steel wire wrapped around a hex shaped steel core wire. The plain strings are made of specially tempered tin plated high carbon steel; producing a well balanced tone for your guitar. Gauges .012 .016 .024p .032 .044 .056. Part number 2626.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Perfect for a Strat\n\nReview: This review is of Ernie Balls Super Slinky strings for electric guitar. The gauges are: 9, 11, 16, 24, 32, 42. The G (gauge 16) is single-strand nickel-plated steel, like the B and top E, so light and bendable.\n\nI play a Fender Strat for which these Super Slinky strings are near-perfect: they're easy to fit, the top strings bend well without much left-hand effort and they're great for playing power chords. A good tip is to use a light, bendy plectrum, which is pretty much essential for the top E (gauge 9).\n\nOne caution: these strings are very stretchy and take a few hours to bed in during which they go out of tune easily, especially the top two, so best not to fit them immediately prior to a performance. Also if you're an aggressive player you may occasionally snap one of the top three, so keep spares.","Product: This sturdy A-frame guitar stand features heavy duty square tubing, velveteen rubber padding and a \"uni-construction\" design which means that there are no parts to lose. Holds both acoustic and electric guitars as well as desktop mixers and combo amps, so there is no longer a need to own multiple stands when this stepped design can hold all of them! The unique shape also allows this stand to nest together with others when not in use.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: OK for some guitars, but not ideal for all\n\nReview: This guitar stand is lightweight, flat-foldable and inexpensive. Its stable (up to a point) and quite well designed, but not what you might term high-end.\n\nMy guitars include a resin-body Ovation Applause Elite, an original 1985 Yamaha Jumbo 6-string and a standard Mexican-built Strat. This stand is very good for the Strat as the guitar has a thin, narrow body and sits quite securely, and just about OK for the Ovation so long as I keep it somewhere it will never be accidentally knocked, but the Jumbo body is too wide and deep and just too precarious on this stand. The stand design would be better if it was adjustable to be wider, for wider-bodied guitars.\n\nHowever, it is what it is. For a Fender S or T style, a Gibson SG or even a Spanish/classical-style lightweight acoustic body this stand would be OK. The rubber-cushioned arms are a particularly good design feature.","Product: The e815s-c is a cardioid vocal microphone specially designed to perform under pressure and cut through loud mixes with its high output. The e815s-c Microphone is a dynamic vocal mic designed to perform under pressure and cut through loud mixes with its high output and feedback rejection. It features a cardioid pickup pattern, hum-compensating coil for reduced interference, neodymium magnet for consistent sound, an on/off switch that can be locked in the on position, and superb German engineering and craftsmanship\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good mid-range value for the price\n\nReview: Sennheiser has a long history (over 60 years) of producing good mid-range mikes and other sound equipment at affordable prices, and this new E815S-C fits the pattern. It's good for vocals through a PA or for miking up acoustic instruments, woodwind, brass or drums for recording. The sound quality delivered is pretty good, if not quite up to the standard of top-of-the-range professional recording mikes from Shure, AKG or Audix.\n\nIn size and weight the E815S-C is average. Moulded in dark metallic grey finish with standard `flat-top ice cream cone' shape it has a strong metal-mesh top offering gig-serviceability and resistance to knocks and drops. Its on/off switch is in theory lockable via a small screw, but this of course means you will need a screwdriver if you want to change the locked setting. The 5m cable seems especially strong and well-built, but only time will tell if it's as durable in use as it looks. There is no wireless option. You do, however, get a durable-looking screw-mount mike holder in the package.\n\nA carrying pouch/box would have been nice, but none is supplied: it just arrives in a cardboard box. Well it's a mid-range mike so that's OK, but if you're using it for performing you'll need a transport bag for it.\n\nOverall, this mike is good at the price but not exceptional. For home amateur recording, voice-speech amplification and small venue gigs it's fine. However if you want something for bigger performance venues with more amplification and sound range clarity, you may have to go more up-market.","Product: Fender FCT-12 Chromatic Color Clip-On Tuner is compact and easy to operate even under darkened stage conditions. It tunes instruments using a built-in vibration sensor for accurate and precise tuning even in noisy areas. The bright and colorful LCD screen with easy-to-read sweep needle display rotates 360 degrees for easy viewing. Tuning modes include: Guitar, Bass, Ukulele, Violin and Chromatic. Tuning range A0 -C8. A4 Range 430Hz-450Hz. Weight: 50 grams. Power: CR2032 battery (included)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: First class chromatic clip-on headstock tuner from Fender: lightweight, excellent graphic display, durable, accurate\n\nReview: The Fender FCT 12 is a brilliant little chromatic guitar tuner which clips on the guitar headstock and picks up the vibrations of the strings to enable you to stay in tune as you play, so is not affected by background noise.\n\nThe device is small, lightweight, easy to use on any instrument and may be angled for direct vision-view dependent on your posture and position of the instrument. The visual display is brightly coloured and of excellent design, easy to see if the string is slightly sharp (red), flat (yellow) or exactly in pitch (narrow green band in the middle).\n\nThe default chromatic scale setting may be changed at the touch of a small control to display guitar tuning (6E, 5A, 4D, 3G, 2B, 1E), bass, violin or ukulele, or left in the normal chromatic scale, very useful if you use unconventional or open tunings. It uses the small metal-disk-type lithium battery delivered in the purchase package, and the device shuts down automatically if not used for a while to conserve battery life.\n\nI wish these had been available 30 years ago. This is indispensable to the guitarist or other string-instrumentalist and is unconditionally recommended.","Product: The use of a soil spear is to secure your rotary dryer without the use of garish concrete. Simply knock the spear in with a mallet; no need to dig the ground up to set it in.. The great thing is that without the use of concrete they can be pulled up easily, and there is minimal damage to your lawn, or garden landscape.. . Key Features:. . Stable: anchor point; using fins on the sides of the tube ensures that it will not wobble in the soil.. Cap: prevents the tube filling up with dirt. Its also perfectly suited to allow grass cutting to continue without becoming caught on. Also has a notch to allow storage on the rotory line itself when the dryer is in the tube. Finally the cap has a useful easy lift mechanism.. Ideal Spot: as the soil spear is not intrusive you can have multiple spikes around the garden for different times of year, to make best use of the sun.. Guarantee: of 2 years..\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Tough and simple design; a challenge to hammer-in\n\nReview: I bought the 50mm size to replace a more expensive and over-engineered German-manufactured ground spike made of tough polycarbonate, which broke after 3 months in use.\n\nThe Brabantia ground spike is a simple but well thought-out design about 50cm in length. It takes a lot of hammering-in and you must ensure you drive it into the ground perpendicular or the clothes dryer pole will not be vertical. The spike will go into soft ground and subsoil but you will need a large mallet or sledgehammer for the job plus bodily strength and determination, and once seated you will not easily get it out.\n\nThe spike is 100% aluminium so it won't rust and has tough side fins which help keep it vertical when hammering into the ground, and then makes it more resistant to lateral movement once the dryer pole is inserted and the wind starts to blow the structure around.\n\nThe 50mm diameter size has a detachable yellow plastic cap to more easily locate the aperture in long grass, and also protects the channel from rain filling it up during prolonged wet periods.\n\nOverall the product is tough, simple in design and looks permanent, and comparatively cheap. The only caution is that hammering it into the ground is a major operation, and may be virtually impossible if the ground is hard or stony.","Product: This quick-release coupling mounts inline between your airbrush and hose, and provides an easy method for disconnecting and/or changing airbrushes without the need to release air pressure or unscrew fittings. This coupling also swivels, helping to eliminate hose kinks. Easy-to-use, simply pull back the spring-loaded sleeve and the fitting separates into two pieces; a small male nipple (also called a tail) that remains attached to the airbrush and a body section connected to the air hose. An internal, self-sealing mechanism prevents air from escaping when the coupling is separated. Standard 1/8\" BSP connections. Includes one nipple (5mm diameter) and one body. As an added bonus, access to the following exclusive airbrushing guide downloads is included: Top 8 Cake Airbrushing Tips, Guide to Airbrush Cake Decorating, Developing Basic Artistic Skills, 10 Essential Airbrushing Tips, Airbrushing Strokes and Techniques, Airbrush Cleaning Manual, and the Airbrush Lettering Guide.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: An invaluable tool to make changing/cleaning airbrushes easy\n\nReview: This quick-release coupling will save you having to unscrew your airbrush from its hose when you clean it or change airbrushes to spray alternate colors. You screw the adapter onto your airbrush airline connector and the other end onto the hose, then the airbrush and hose may be connected and disconnected by a simple pull/push action. When disconnected, the air flow is stopped by an integrated valve on the hose-connector part so you don't need to turn off the compressor.\n\nIf you use an airbrush a lot, this is a great product. If you use more than one airbrush when working (i.e. for spraying alternate colors) you need half a coupling adapter for each airbrush and of course one other-half attached to the air hose, then your airbrush changes become fast, efficient & effortless.\n\nThese adapters are cheap enough to keep a spare stock in your studio/workshop, and in my experience soon become invaluable airbrushing tools.","Product: Thinner for Model Air and Liquid Acrylic. Thinner used to extend the colors, to increase fluidity and delay the drying time. We recommend the addition of a few drops of thinner to the colors while airbrushing.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Mix it up for a better result\n\nReview: This Vallejo thinner is to avoid potential blockages when using acrylics in your airbrush. Its especially useful if you're using a fine needle, i.e. smaller than 0.25. A ratio of 1ml thinner to 4ml paint is ideal.\n\nIf you're spraying more than one thin coat to build up the color in order to ensure all the surface detail is retained then deploying the thinner ensures the paint remains free-flowing; its much more effective than using just water as a thinner.\n\nThe Vallejo bottle is fitted with a small nozzle which enables you to apply the thinner a drop at a time, or squirt in a larger amount if your airbrush has a larger reservoir and you're preparing to spray a big surface area.\n\nThe only gripe (a small one) is that the product is quite expensive for a modest 60ml bottle.","Product: HARDER & STEENBECK EVOLUTION SILVERLINE 2 IN 1 AIRBRUSH 126003 Harder & Steenbeck airbrushes is high quality products made in Germany and featuring easy to use and clean design. The Evolution Silverline combines all the advantages of the Evolution with a slim silver design, solvent-resistant middle section and innovative paint volume control. Thanks to the complete metal design, paints containing solvents can also be used without any difficulties. Paint control feature enables individual adjustment of the lever mechanism, thus facilitating particularly fine work. Comes with 0.2 + 0.4mm nozzle sets. Comes with 2 and 5ml cups.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Professional-artist quality performance at an affordable price\n\nReview: Harder & Steenbeck is a Hamburg-based company which specialises in high quality airbrushes for professional artists. The Evolution Silverline is one of the companys earlier and most successful designs, and this premium product is now available at an affordable price.\n\nI have used Badger and Iwata, both of which were dependable and well-made, but the Silverline is in a different class altogether. The double-action trigger is very sensitive in controlling graduated paint flow from just an air blast to mass-cover paint spray, and is superb for fine detailing. The whole product just oozes quality.\n\nThe airbrush is a breeze to clean and disassembles/reassembles easily. As another reviewer points out, the H&S cleaning tool is a great help for a thorough clean, as is (for example) using a specialist airbrush cleaning fluid like the one from Vallejo which I would recommend using even for acrylics as the result is much better than just using water.\n\nThe 2-in-1 is delivered with a 0.2 nozzle fitted but the box also contains a 0.4 and a spare needle securely packed in a plastic tube closed with a sharps-proof bung. A quick-release spring-coupling for the air hose is fitted to the airbrush as standard, which makes disconnecting/connecting the hose much quicker & easier than unscrewing it.\n\nVerdict: a 5-star airbrush well worth the money. If you are planning to upgrade from a budget-priced or starter-airbrush you will be amazed and delighted at the difference this Evolution Silverline makes to your work.","Product: PINK FLOYD The Endless River CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A fitting end to the Endless River of Pink Floyd's music?\n\nReview: According to Dave Gilmour `The Endless River' is based around more than 20 hours of archived recordings from `The Division Bell' sessions in 1993 not included in the final album cut, with the late Richard Wright's keyboard work and compositional skills dominating the action. TER is reportedly a tribute to Wright's memory from Gilmour and Mason, who set about cleaning up the original recordings and added in new sections to spice them up.\n\nThe result is an ambient and almost completely instrumental collection: only the closer `Louder than Words' is an actual song, penned by Gilmour's wife Polly, and Stephen Hawking's voice guest-samples briefly on `Talkin Hawkin'.\n\nThis is unmistakably classic Floyd, with grand instrumental pieces redolent in many places of the towering magnificence of their music in the 1970s bookended by `Atom Heart Mother' and `Wish You were Here,' prior to Roger Waters taking control of the band's persona with the lyrically verbose & preachy epic `The Wall.' Gilmour's wailing guitar weaves around Wright's melodious synth phrases underpinned by Mason's stately, energetic drumming with never a note out of place. At the same time ambient and majestic, many of these pieces bring to mind not only `The Division Bell' but the musical ghosts of `Echoes' or `Shine on You Crazy Diamond'.\n\nTER is probably going to be Pink Floyd's last album release, and it's a fitting one. Whilst not breaking new ground, this is Floyd (minus Waters) on top form, doing what they have always done best. Production values are first class, and this music will no doubt be played and enjoyed in millions of homes, cars and iPods for decades to come.","Product: Original EMI/Harvest Records 2 Stereo LP set STBB-388, @ 1969.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Floyds experimental early days: good and not-so-good ummagumma\n\nReview: In 1969 Pink Floyd was little known outside the arty environment of university concert halls in England. The band was regarded as an avant-garde bunch of intellectual experimenters characterised by live concerts using (for the time) big amplification and psychedelic light shows, space-age themes, jamming over extended and partly-structured musical pieces and quirky black humour. They had no front man and did not have, or seek, a mainstream audience or commercial presence on the airwaves. They were an album band whose reputation spread through the student population by word-of-mouth and through music-industry press like the Melody Maker.\n\nUmmagumma (a 1960s Cambridge University slang word for sex) is the most interesting and distinctive of Floyds pre-DSOTM albums and something of a milestone in the development of the bands experimental ideas, which led down the road to the more disciplined and structured sound of Obscured by Clouds, DSOTM and WYWH. In no way could this quirky two-disk album be described as easy listening but it definitely has its moments.\n\nThe two disks are completely separate in style and content. The first contains fine recordings of a live performance at Birmingham and Manchester College of Commerce in June 1969. The four tracks are:\n\n Astronomy Domine\n Careful with that Axe Eugene\n Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun\n A Saucerful of Secrets\n\nEach extends and deepens the studio original to around the ten-minute mark and demonstrates the bands appeal as a somewhat out there live act in the late 60s; moving away from straight songs to longer, more involved pieces containing sections of instrumental improvisation over insistent bass lines. Every one of these four tracks demands some listener attention and still sounds great through headphones.\n\nThe second disk is where, for some, Ummagumma falls into self-indulgence. Each of the four members of the band contributes ten minutes of their own experimental musical musings and the result is a mixed bag. The least accessible and most obscure is probably Rick Wrights piece Sisyphus an instrumental realization of the classical Greek legend about the king condemned by Zeus to forever roll a large rock up a hill, only to see it roll down again, as a punishment for his hubris and deceit. The fact it found its way onto a rock album in 1969 says a lot about the music industry at the time (good and bad) because nothing like this would be tolerated in the commercially-driven environment of the 21st century.\n\nNext up is Roger Waters with Grantchester Meadows, a gentle acoustic guitar ballad themed on a lazy summer afternoon complete with sound effects (Grantchester meadows is near Cambridge) and the indisputable highlight of the studio album, similar in mood and execution to If on Atom Heart Mother. The quirky ending has someone trying to swat a buzzing insect, ending with a satisfying final thwack - a classic Floyd touch from the Barrett period. Its followed by the outrageous, multi-tracked and downright silly Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict, clever and witty and prone to induce belly laughs, especially the strong Highland dialect rant at the end (what WAS Roger smoking?).\n\nDave Gilmours The Narrow Way (in 3 parts) follows the final part in particular is good with a powerful minor-key melody over slow driving rhythm and restrained vocal line. Nick Masons rather forgettable The Grand Viziers Garden party concludes: instrumental and percussive, attempting to tell a story through music as with Wrights piece. It might appeal to drummers but for the rest of us, its neither great nor memorable.\n\nIts instructive to listen to Ummagumma 40 years on and realise how far the music industry has travelled in the intervening years. Its inconceivable that something as experimental and self-indulgent as disk two might be even contemplated by any record company in these more superficial, money-obsessive and image-driven times.\n\nIn conclusion, Ummagumma is worth buying for the live disk and, especially, for Grantchester Meadows and maybe The Narrow Way on the studio disk. Overall its a four star album - though the live stage recordings on disk one, if released as a single disk, might on their own qualify as five-star.","Product: Brand Name: UMGD Mfg#: 602517246621, Shipping Weight: 1.00 lbs, Manufacturer: UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP, Genre: Soul/R&B, All music products are properly licensed and guaranteed authentic.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Amys finest moment delivers a retro classic for the 21st Century\n\nReview: Amys second and final album release in 2006 signalled her moving on from the jazzy debut Frank and embracing a more R&B style to appeal to a wider mainstream audience. The resulting overall sound resembles the Motown/soul era of the 1960s and 70s with brass, strings and backing vocals later added to the basic rhythm section by producers Ronson & Remi. The album was a deserved Grammy winner and remains Amys defining work, containing five songs destined to become hit singles.\n\nIn addition to the 11 songs on the 2006 album, the 2007 deluxe edition includes a bonus disc of extra tracks and performances in front of a live-audience.\n\nWhats special about B to B? The overall sound is intentionally retro, but Winehouses edgy, often explicit lyrics are delivered with artistry, a brash, sassy urban confidence and rare mastery of her chosen style. She broke new ground in popular music which opened the door to a host of style-imitators: Adele, La Roux, Little Boots and a host of others. But B to B is the original style-defining musical statement, and will always be a classic.\n\nRIP Amy.","Product: Nature Works Swedish Bitters. Description: Gentle and Stimulating - Promotes Regularity for Healthy Digestive Function Swedish Bitters secret formula rediscovered. Lost for centuries, the secret herbal formula Swedish Bitters, created by Paracelsus in the 16th century, was rediscovered by a distinguished Austrian herbalist. Since then Nature Works Swedish Bitters has won enthusiastic praise from millions of Europeans as the definitive herbal elixir. Nature Works Swedish Bitters is an artfully blended extract of selected herbs of unsurpassed quality. We make the extract and analyze it in our laboratory to assure you of unquestionable purity and optimum potency. Swedish Bitters is the most remarkable traditional European herbal extract. Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Big 33.8fl oz bottle of Swedish bitters\n\nReview: This 3.38fl oz bottle of Swedish Bitters Elixer is claimed to be prepared according to a centuries-old recipe to provide the benefits of bitter foods often missing from the modern western diet.\n\nCompared to a natural human diet, modern western diets tend to be sugar- and salt-rich to make the food more addictive and tasty. This product is particularly useful for maintaining good, balanced digestive function especially if you sometimes have to eat on-the-run and don't have the time to prepare `proper food,' and most especially if you have any kind of impaired liver function.\n\nSwedish bitters are also claimed by sufferers to help with all kinds of other conditions, from fibromyalgia to viral illnesses to acne. The manufacturer however promotes no such claims, and it's best to consult with your doctor or herbalist prior to having high cure-expectations; though it needs to be emphasised that the product is safe with no cautions or counter-indications, so swallowing the liquid poses no health risk.\n\nThe squared-off bottle is of thick brown glass, with a plastic screw-top. It's very secure and robust. You only need a teaspoonful at a time and don't usually need to take it every day, so the content can last some weeks. The elixir itself is watery in consistency, with a pale brown color. It dissolves in a glass of water if you want to take it that way.","Product: Himalayan natural Rock Salt Crystal Lamp Natural Ionizer 8-10 lbs Ionize\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: tasteful, natural, stylish\n\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are quite heavy. They're aesthetically beautiful artifacts to grace any living space and the output of the bulb is typically 15W, but this can vary a bit. The color can also vary through the spectrum from pink to orange, and they always produce a warm glow.\n\nThere are also night-light candle versions containing a naked flame; either type is the ideal low-power night light.\n\nCertain health benefits are claimed for these crystals: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.","Product: The Traditional European Herbal Extract Used Traditionally for Digestion* Dietary Supplement 38% Alcohol Swedish Bitters secret formula rediscovered. Lost for centuries, the secret herbal formula Swedish Bitters, created by Paracelsus in the 16th century, was rediscovered by a distinguished Austrian herbalist. Since then, NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters has won enthusiastic praise from millions of Europeans as the definitive herbal elixir. NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters is an artfully blended extract of selected herbs of unsurpassed quality. We make the extract and analyze it to assure you of unquestionable purity and optimum potency.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Big 33.8fl oz bottle of Swedish bitters\n\nReview: This 3.38fl oz bottle of Swedish Bitters Elixer is claimed to be prepared according to a centuries-old recipe to provide the benefits of bitter foods often missing from the modern western diet.\n\nCompared to a natural human diet, modern western diets tend to be sugar- and salt-rich to make the food more addictive and tasty. This product is particularly useful for maintaining good, balanced digestive function especially if you sometimes have to eat on-the-run and don't have the time to prepare `proper food,' and most especially if you have any kind of impaired liver function.\n\nSwedish bitters are also claimed by sufferers to help with all kinds of other conditions, from fibromyalgia to viral illnesses to acne. The manufacturer however promotes no such claims, and it's best to consult with your doctor or herbalist prior to having high cure-expectations; though it needs to be emphasised that the product is safe with no cautions or counter-indications, so swallowing the liquid poses no health risk.\n\nThe squared-off bottle is of thick brown glass, with a plastic screw-top. It's very secure and robust. You only need a teaspoonful at a time and don't usually need to take it every day, so the content can last some weeks. The elixir itself is watery in consistency, with a pale brown color. It dissolves in a glass of water if you want to take it that way.","Product: Himalayan natural Rock Salt Crystal Lamp Natural Ionizer 8-10 lbs Ionize\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: tasteful, natural, stylish\n\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are quite heavy. They're aesthetically beautiful artifacts to grace any living space and the output of the bulb is typically 15W, but this can vary a bit. The color can also vary through the spectrum from pink to orange, and they always produce a warm glow.\n\nThere are also night-light candle versions containing a naked flame; either type is the ideal low-power night light.\n\nCertain health benefits are claimed for these crystals: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.","Product: The Traditional European Herbal Extract Used Traditionally for Digestion* Dietary Supplement 38% Alcohol Swedish Bitters secret formula rediscovered. Lost for centuries, the secret herbal formula Swedish Bitters, created by Paracelsus in the 16th century, was rediscovered by a distinguished Austrian herbalist. Since then, NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters has won enthusiastic praise from millions of Europeans as the definitive herbal elixir. NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters is an artfully blended extract of selected herbs of unsurpassed quality. We make the extract and analyze it to assure you of unquestionable purity and optimum potency.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Big 33.8fl oz bottle of Swedish bitters\n\nReview: This 3.38fl oz bottle of Swedish Bitters Elixer is claimed to be prepared according to a centuries-old recipe to provide the benefits of bitter foods often missing from the modern western diet.\n\nCompared to a natural human diet, modern western diets tend to be sugar- and salt-rich to make the food more addictive and tasty. This product is particularly useful for maintaining good, balanced digestive function especially if you sometimes have to eat on-the-run and don't have the time to prepare `proper food,' and most especially if you have any kind of impaired liver function.\n\nSwedish bitters are also claimed by sufferers to help with all kinds of other conditions, from fibromyalgia to viral illnesses to acne. The manufacturer however promotes no such claims, and it's best to consult with your doctor or herbalist prior to having high cure-expectations; though it needs to be emphasised that the product is safe with no cautions or counter-indications, so swallowing the liquid poses no health risk.\n\nThe squared-off bottle is of thick brown glass, with a plastic screw-top. It's very secure and robust. You only need a teaspoonful at a time and don't usually need to take it every day, so the content can last some weeks. The elixir itself is watery in consistency, with a pale brown color. It dissolves in a glass of water if you want to take it that way.","Product: Finest quality ultra fine healing clay powder imported from France\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: French green clay: a miracle substance with multiple health benefits?\n\nReview: Green clay was first quarried in southern France, where producers had a global monopoly until identical deposits were discovered in North America and in China. The green color is a combination of ferrous oxides and decomposed kelp and other algae. Other ingredients identified include calcium, magnesium, potassium, manganese, dolomite, phosphorus, zinc, aluminum (yes, and it has health benefits!), silicon, copper, selenium, cobalt and a rare mineral called montmorillonite.\n\nWhereas green clay has been used for decades as a cosmetic treatment, especially on the face, its application for internal use by natural health practitioners is less well known. The way you take it is: sprinkle a level teaspoonful in a glass of water, stir it in and leave it around 8 hours to sit (overnight, for example), before drinking it half an hour before food.\n\nThe clay absorbs free toxins in the gut, binds with them and passes them out of the body in regular bowel movements. It attracts molecules and pathogenic organisms like a magnet by a process called adsorbency (NOT absorbency). By this method the clay eradicates fungi like candida, all kinds of bacteria, parasites, viruses, chemical residues especially heavy metals - and other toxic materials.\n\nIts commonly claimed that green clay should never be mixed using a metal spoon, or stored in a metal container. Wooden, ceramic or glass spoons and containers should be used. The belief that the clay loses its adsorbent qualities through prolonged contact with metal has some scientific basis, because it has been found to be highly effective in removing heavy metals in non-organic environments. However, if you're just using a metal teaspoon to spoon the clay into a glass and stir it for a few seconds, that should be fine. There is also a counter-indication for people on prescription medicines like anti-hypertension drugs; because of the clays adsorbency its presence in the gut may interfere with the bodys abilities to absorb these medicines as intended. Best consult your doctor or medical herbalist about this.","Product: A very traditional design that has been used in the Chinese countryside for centuries. With Small metal handles is also retains heat, cooks evenly, quickly and efficiently and imparts the Chinese \"wok hee\" (wok flavor). Must be seasoned (wok ring included)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Genuine East Asian Wok at a bargain price: cook like millions of Chinese do\n\nReview: This is the nearest thing you can buy to the traditional round-bottomed, lightweight 100% iron wok used by millions of people every day all over East Asia. It's very cheap because it's very simple, and provided you season it properly and take care of it in the traditional way, you can't go wrong.\n\nThere is a multi-stage process for seasoning a new iron wok like this which involves washing, drying then coating with a thin layer of oil (grapeseed, sunflower or nut oils are all OK) before baking on a high heat for 1 - 2 hours to bind the oil molecules to the iron. You can repeat this process 2 or 3 times if you want to be thorough. This makes the wok non-stick. Follow the instructions and take care of the wok in the traditional way, and it will last years.\n\nThe big advantages of this wok are:\n\n* Great value\n\n* Light weight, so easy for anyone to use even if you're slight of frame\n\n* It's virtually unbreakable, if it's not mistreated\n\n* You can use it in the oven because it's 100% metal - even the handles\n\nThe only real drawbacks are:\n\n* The round bottom is designed for a traditional Asian wood-burning stove with round holes for woks cut in the iron top. On a gas hob, without using a wok ring the sides of the wok will heat up before the bowl and this won't produce the best results, but the wok ring will solve this issue; with an electric hob, a flat-bottomed wok is usually a better choice as it will have more direct contact with the hotplate and will be stable\n\n* You'll need an oven glove when using it, as even on the hob the iron handles get hot\n\nYou can buy these lightweight iron woks from any Chinese food wholesaler (most cities have one or more such outlets) or online, as here. Once you have seasoned it and put it into use, you'll never use anything else: forget expensive Teflon-coated cookware, and you don't need the heavier iron woks sold at 10x the price either, as they offer only extra weight with few benefits when cooking Asian food.","Product: The Minky 3 Tier Plus Indoor drying rack has a large and versatile drying capacity and is made from an extra strong tubular steel construction to prevent collapse when loaded with wet clothes. When the drying rack is opened, the double sided auto-lock mechanism clicks securely into position allowing the drying rack to be repositioned safely without fear of collapse, even when fully loaded. The 3 tier drying rack has 49 feet of drying space plus 4 unique flip outs that hold in total 12 extra long hanging items on coat hangers . The non-slip feet give extra stability and prevent damage to floors. After use the rack folds flat for easy storage.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Cheap and does the job, but weak construction means care is needed if you want it to last\n\nReview: This clothes dryer is `cheap and cheerful': good value for the price and performs OK, but too poorly constructed for long service life.\n\nThe main problem is the hinged plastic graspers used to keep it rigid in the `in use' position. They are made of cheap, brittle plastic which breaks too easily, rendering the product useless. If you take care and don't put any strain on the rack, then you might get moderate service life from it but beware, any real abuse or even strong weight on the structure and the graspers may break. An additional problem is the tubular metal of the frame structure is also poor quality and weak, and will not stand much force before it bends or breaks.\n\nHowever for the price you can't expect five-star quality, so you get what you pay for. On the plus side, the design is well thought-out and you can get a lot of garments/towels etc. onto it for effective drying. It also folds away small for easy storage. Be careful with it, and it'll do the job OK.","Product: DC23 Animal is designed for homes and pets\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Immense suction power from the stylish DC23\n\nReview: This Dyson DC23 Animal cylinder vacuum has, without any rival, the most powerful suction of any cleaner I've ever used. The suction is just immense, so if you keep small animal pets like gerbils or have new kittens in the house then beware, keep them well clear and locked up whilst cleaning because if this machine gets within a couple of feet of them, then up the hose they're likely to go at 200mph.\n\nThe cleaner is very smart, and like most Dysons designed with intelligence and flair. Dyson has replaced the old metal wand with a new, lightweight plastic one (maybe to save cost) but it seems pretty robust and so far has worked well. The tool-fitting mechanism is excellent and very much improved from earlier Dysons; everything slots in with a satisfying `click.' On-board tool storage design is also superb and very well thought out, but unfortunately the turbo-powered rotating brush-heads are offered no onboard storage. These rotating brush attachments powered by the turbo action are however very effective in use, and a good thing too because this will likely be the main reason many buyers choose this model: to get pet hairs out of the rugs and carpets. The brushes are easy to remove and `de-hair', another useful innovation. The hard-floor brush attachment in particular is a real joy to use.\n\nA few considerations if you're thinking of buying a DC23:\n\n1. The hose is a bit short, and could do with another yard or so: this makes cleaning blinds more of a bother than it should be, as the hose with no wand attached will not reach the top of a window when the Dyson is standing on the floor\n\n2. Emptying the container is not difficult but has to be done with some care, as when the release button is pressed the spring-hinged hatch at the bottom flips down suddenly and scatters the contents downwards in a cone of dust and grit; so best to make sure when emptying you actually hold the container upright inside a large waste bin\n\n3. Storage takes up more space than it should, as it can't be stood up-ended but must sit on its wheels in the normal-use position: this might be an issue if you live in a small apartment with restricted space\n\n4. It's expensive against competitors and this, in my view, is the only consideration which knocks it back one star; but on the plus side it does come with a 5-year warranty and - boy - the sucker really sucks like nothing else\n\nOverall, very good if you need a really powerful and effective cylinder cleaner which can get everything imaginable out of your rugs with ease, has high build quality and a 5-year warranty. If you can afford a DC23, it's a good choice; the few niggles are minor and easy to live with for the trade-off in unrivalled suction power, utilitarian practicality and classy design.","Product: 7 - inch - New Natural Himalayan Rock Crystal Salt Lamps with Cord and Bulb. Ionic Health Care, Get\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: tasteful, natural, stylish\n\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are quite heavy. They're aesthetically beautiful artefacts to grace any living space and the output of the bulb is typically 15W, but this can vary a bit. The colour can also vary through the spectrum from pink to orange, and they always produce a warm glow.\n\nThere are also night-light candle versions containing a naked flame; either type is the ideal low-power night light.\n\nCertain health benefits are claimed for these crystals: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.","Product: Dyson digital motor: Up to 3 times faster than conventional motors. Creates the most power-efficient cordless vacuum. Root Cyclone technology: Patented technology that doesn't lose suction power as you vacuum. Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes: Ultra-fine anti-static carbon fiber brushes clean hard floors. Rotating nylon brushes remove ground-in dirt from carpet. Fade-free lithium-ion battery: Releases charge evenly throughout use. Recharges up to 3 times faster than others. Dual power mode: 15 minutes of high constant suction (13 minutes with motorized floor tool attached). Or 6 minutes on MAX power for more difficult tasks. Detachable long-reach wand: Lightweight aluminium wand reaches up high, down low and into awkward gaps.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Brilliant and stylish DC35: the best cordless you can buy, but you pay dearly for it\n\nReview: This cleaner is almost certainly the most powerful cordless vacuum cleaner you can buy, easily as powerful as many run-from-the-mains competitors around the same price point. It's a joy to use: very lightweight with the `ball' feature just great for moving around and underneath furniture. The suction is very, very good and doesn't decline as the container fills up. All the dirt stays in until you empty it, unlike some competitor models where, if the dirt is picked up in the first place (which it often isn't) it's just as likely to drop straight out again.\n\nThe DC35 is designed with the usual intelligence and flair common to Dyson products. The tools are excellent, and fit with a satisfying `click', though to keep the cleaner light and streamlined there is no on-board tool storage. It has a proper rotating brush head which digs the dirt out of rugs and car carpets.\n\nIt's not quite perfect, though. Some users may find holding the power trigger constantly when in use to be a strain, as just like some lawn mower or hedge trimmer designs there is no locking mechanism. The cleaner is reportedly designed that way to conserve battery life, which at full power is only 13 minutes. As it's small and lightweight, the dirt container is small too, so needs emptying frequently. Also, there's no denying the DC35 is expensive.\n\nSo in summary:\n\nPros\n\n1. Stylish design and a breeze to use\n\n2. A lot of power for something so lightweight\n\n3. Excellent tools equal to what you'd get with a full-weight mains-powered cleaner, including a rotating brush tool to get at deep-carpet dirt\n\n4. Easy charging and hang-on-the-wall storage\n\n5. Great for car interiors, smooth floors and rugs, stairs, nooks and crannies and window blinds\n\n6. It comes with a five-year guarantee\n\nCons\n\n1. Battery life is only 13 minutes - but for a modest-sized house or a car interior, this should be just about enough\n\n2. No locking power switch: you need to keep the trigger pulled when it's in action, which might be a strain for someone who suffers from arthritis, for example\n\n3. Price: it's very expensive compared to other cordless cleaners, but if you buy one, you'll quickly realize what a great investment it is and you get what you pay for\n\nOverall, if you can afford it and put up with a couple of minor niggles, you're unlikely to regret buying one. The DC35 is a five-star product.","Product: IndusClassic Natural Shape USB Salt Lamp specially designed to protect your eyes from positive icons which computer screen emit. While working long hours in front of the computer, positive icons from computer screen start to deteriorate eyesight. Over the period of time eyesight start to get weaker and weaker as a result end up using eye glasses. USB salt lamp is made from natural salt crystal from the Himalayan mountains Works as an air purifier by emitting negative ions into the air. It is a best way to protect your eyes from computer screen UV Rays. Each lamp is individually handcrafted and unique sits on a beautiful wooden base. USB crystal salt lamp is a beautiful alternative of mother nature, without any noise and NO harmful OZONE!. It is portable less than one pound and easy to carry while travelling and can be used with your laptop. It can be used for multiple purpose home, office, and Travel. Each USB salt Lamp Comes with on/off switch and 6-feet electric cord\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: natural, stylish, plug it into your notebook...\n\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are normally quite heavy. They can come in any regular geometric shape to rough-hewn, natural chunks. At 4\" high this one is smaller and lighter than most, and as a bonus it has an LED which enables it to change colour every few seconds. It's solid rock-crystal with a hollowed-out channel inside to accommodate the 15 Watt bulb, which runs off your computer via a cable ending in a USB connector so is ideal for a working desk.\n\nThese lamps are aesthetically beautiful artefacts to grace any living space, and certain health benefits are claimed for the crystal: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.\n\nNight-light candle versions containing a naked flame are also available, but they don't change colour like this one. They all make good low-power night lights, but you might sleep better with a single constant colour rather than the colour-changer variant.\n\nPrices of these lamps have come down in recent years, and they are very good value now.","Product: For a big thirst, the Stanley Adventure Vacuum Bottle 1.4 Qt. is the answer. This vacuum insulated bottle keeps drinks hot and cold for hours, while the low-profile handle makes for easy packing.Capacity: 1.4 quart / 1.3 liter..\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: From a buyer with good experience of this product but beware, manufacturing QC may be inconsistent\n\nReview: Ive had this Chinese-made Stanley flask for 6 months now. This is my experience of it:\n\n1. If filled with liquid near boiling point, the drink remains hot for about 5 or 6 hours and warm enough to drink (>70 degrees C) for about 12 hours if unopened. The only heat escape is a small amount of conduction through the tough plastic screw-stopper\n\n2. If opened a couple of times and some of the liquid is displaced by cold air, the remaining drink remains warm for about 6 hours but no longer (depending on the amount poured out and for how long the stopper was unscrewed)\n\n3. Its lightweight & portable\n\n4. Its so tough its virtually indestructible in normal use\n\nSome reviewers claim their Stanley flasks don't keep the liquid hot or that they work for a while and then stop working. There can be only one reason for this: the vacuum seal has gone. This is obviously a manufacturing fault or at the very least, inconsistent manufacturing quality which means a minority of the flasks may fail in use.\n\nProspective buyers must make up their own minds whether to go for this brand, or buy something else. My experience however has been a good one. This is a huge improvement on the old fragile glass-lined flasks of the 1980s, which never seemed to survive more than a few trips without breaking and which would always shatter if dropped even once.","Product: A Compact, Lightweight Powerhouse of Audio Recording. Drawing on 40 years of experience, Olympus has put a feature-packed audio studio in one 5-ounce PCM recorder. The LS-11, with two high-sensitivity microphones and 8 GB of internal memory, is the star of the show when it comes to capturing and playing back crystal clear audio, whether for personal enjoyment, hobbies, or even important business functions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Expensive but near-excellent performance: much better than economy-priced alternatives\n\nReview: Of all the currently available pocket-size portable voice recorders, the LS-11 is one of the most expensive and one of the best. I have used this device to record some professional interviews and the sound quality is generally excellent even with the intrusion of occasional background noise.\n\nPlus points:\n\n1. Its construction oozes quality with a tough lightweight metal casing\n\n2. Chunky, high-quality and easy-to-use controls\n\n3. Easily mastered, intuitively designed navigation menus\n\n4. Choice of recording formats: the default PCM which is fine for everyday use, also Wave, WMA, MP3 Record and Playback\n\n5. Excellent built-in directional/omnidirectional mikes (choice of settings); you can control the record level manually or set it to \"auto\" and the LS-11 assesses the sound level itself and adjusts accordingly - this good for environments where the sound level changes constantly; you can also plug in any external mike\n\n6. Good handy pocket-size and weight\n\n7. Long battery life\n\n8. Tripod screw-mount\n\n9. Small remote-control unit included so you can set it in position and start/stop it remotely without having to touch it\n\n10. Directly compatible with PC & Mac and very easy to download, copy and edit files in any format\n\n11. Absolutely first-class playback quality\n\nMinus points: few but you should consider these prior to purchasing decision:\n\n1. Screen font size is small and menus can be difficult to read unless you have excellent eyesight\n\n2. Playback through the unit is not very loud and you may need to actually place the speakers next to your ear like a phone in order to hear everything, even with the volume turned up to max - though playback through a PC is excellent\n\n3. It's expensive relative to the competition, which is plentiful at the cheap end but not at this level of quality\n\nOverall: as a pocket-size recorder, near excellent. You get what you pay for. I can't comment on Olympus's after-sales service, as I have had no cause to use it because the unit has worked perfectly from day one.","Product: Color:Red | Product Packaging:Standard Packaging 1.2 M Y-TYPE CORD CLOSED SUPRA-AURAL, DYNAMIC DESIGN POWER HANDLING: 1,000 MW OVER-THE-HEAD MONITOR WIDE, ADJUSTABLE HEADBAND NEODYMIUM MAGNET GOLD-PLATED L-SHAPED STEREO MINI PLUG 30MM DOME TYPE DRIVER FREQ RESP: 10 HZ 24,000 HZ IMP: 24 _ 1 KHZ SENSITIVITY: 102 DB MW WEIGHT: 4.23 OZ RED\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Maybe not quite the peak of sound perfection, but unbelievably good for the price\n\nReview: These over-ear phones from Sony might not be the absolute best on the market for studio-quality sound, but for the price they are so good they have to be unconditionally recommended.\n\nThe impressive features don't stop at the fine sound quality. The phones also have an L-shaped jack, a useful feature making the most frequently-damaged part of the phones less vulnerable to knocks. The ear-pieces swivel to assist storage/portability, and (unlike some rivals) ensure they sit very comfortably on the head.\n\nIt's hard to understand how phones with such sharp, clear sound can be sold at this price, but they are. So long as your quality-expectations are realistically tempered by the selling price, they're probably the best `cheap' headphones you can buy.","Product: Easily connect to your desktop environment, such as printer, monitor, keyboard and mouse, in one simple connection with the new Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator IIs USB 3.0 ports for greater functionality. The USB 3.0 ports have a fast data transfer rate - almost 10 times as fast as USB 2.0, making it perfect for HDDs and Flash drives. The Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator II is compatible with select Portg and Tecra notebooks with 13, 14 and 15 screens. Guidelines and docking instructions printed on the port replicator assist in aligning and docking your notebooks quickly and effortlessly.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Hi-speed convenience - at a price\n\nReview: For readers unsure of what this is and why you would need it, you use it as follows. If you travel regularly with your laptop but otherwise work in a regular office environment - either in a home office or at your place of employment - then this `port replicator' sits on the desk permanently. Into it you plug the mains power cable, printer/s, wired network connection, speakers, wireless mouse and keyboard, bigger monitor etc., everything you might use regularly to enhance your work environment and connect to your computer.. You walk in the office, get your laptop out of your bag, plonk it on top of the port replicator and presto - you're immediately connected to everything. When you want to take your laptop out with you on a trip you just unlock it, pop it in your bag and off you go, without needing to unplug all the cables.\n\nThe Toshiba devices are called `port replicators' but other manufacturers use different terms; Sony for example calls theirs `base stations' but they all do the same thing.\n\nThe Toshiba PRs are slightly larger than many but do the same job. I've had the current one for three months and it's completely trouble-free. The laptop locks itself in and can only be unlocked by moving a small unlocking switch on the left side of the PR, otherwise it won't separate. Once the laptop is locked onto the PR then its own connecting points become inactive, so as an example if you're using a portable USB storage device then you need to plug it into a port on the PR not the laptop.\n\nYou need a bit more desk space to accommodate the PR, but not that much. If you come and go with your laptop then it makes working much easier and more convenient.\n\nThese devices should probably be cheaper than they are, but that's the only drawback. There are no moving parts, just fixed circuitry, so there's not much to go wrong - provided you don't spill coffee on it.","Product: Enjoy premium sound - without the premium price - with this Sony dock for iPod and iPhone. The sleek, streamlined design houses a Bass Reflex Speaker System and digital amplifier that together produce superb sound quality that music aficionados demand.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Need an iPod amplifier? Sony delivers a winner...\n\nReview: Most buyers will compare this Sony 20W + 20W output iPod docking station to competitors from BOSE or Altec; for overall quality-for-the-price the Sony is a star buy.\n\nThe BOSE system might have slightly richer sound in the higher frequencies for an obsessive audiophile. What you get with this Sony RDP-X60iP is a beautifully designed, quality unit at half the price (or less) with good sound through all frequencies, particularly strong in delivering deep bass with a `Mega Bass' function to accentuate low frequencies even more. The sound easily fills a large room and can be clearly heard throughout a medium-sized house, though won't be enough for a house party if you want it loud.\n\nSet-up is easy: very intuitive, requires no instructions (though they are provided for technophobes) and only takes a few minutes. The iPod slots right into the mount; alternative inserts are supplied for different models and a simple lightweight remote control works perfectly, first time. It's compact and stylish and looks the business on any desk or shelf.\n\nThere is a Bluetooth function if you want to keep the speakers separate from the iPod, though I personally have not used this feature and some buyers report problems with it, especially with the iPhone.\n\nIn summary: fabulous sound with very strong bass delivery, easy set-up, compact, quality feel, nice design, very good value. The only minor gripe might be that there is no volume indicator; but you'll know when it's loud enough by listening. In short: a winner, highly recommended.","Product: The Manfrotto PIXI is the perfect mini tripod for Compact System Cameras (CSC). It has been designed to satisfy the needs of those consumers that are looking for a support that is lightweight, portable and easy to use. The PIXI is great for achieving hard to get video shots while keeping your camera steady. Close the legs to use it as a comfortable grip to capture great videos that stand out from the crowd. The new push-button mechanism enables you to position and lock the ball head in one rapid, intuitive movement. Pushing the button releases the ball joint to move freely. When the button is released, the ball is locked automatically in the selected position. PIXI has a minimal Italian style and is manufactured from stainless steel and Adaptor for high quality and a tactile finish. With this solid construction, it provides a secure base in every situation and the rubber feet guarantee a stable and slip-free purchase on any surface. DSLR Compatibility Thanks to the universal 1/4\" screw thread and the excellent stability, PIXI can be used with a huge variety of digital devices; the iPhone (with KLYP), compact cameras, CSC's and even entry level DSLR's. PIXI has been developed for entry level DSLRs fitting these basic requirements: Body: maximum weight of 650g/1.4lbs Focal length: maximum 85mm (standard non professional lens) Total equipment payload: maximum 1kg/2.2lbs. Please consider that any semi-professional and professional equipment exceeds these requirements. SPECIFICATIONS: Attachment (Top) 1/4\" screw attachment type Color black color Front Tilt -35 / +35 tilt range Material Adaptor + stainless steel Panoramic Rotation 360 degrees. Closed Length 7.28 in Load Capacity 2.2 lbs . Features maximum working temperature of around 60 degree celsius and with a minimum working temperature of -30 degree celsius\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good quality mini-tripod, so long as you don't mind its limitations\n\nReview: This Manfrotto Pixi tripod is a neat and compact accessory ideal for small cameras and DSLRs.\n\nConstruction is very high-quality and when folded its light and easy to transport. The tripod has a standard screw-thread which fits any camera and you can adjust it so the lens will always be level. It has non-slip rubberised feet to better anchor it on smooth surfaces.\n\nThe tripod stands only 12cm tall when extended and the legs are not telescopic, so you cant shoot at eye-level unless you're lying flat on the ground. But its great for indoor use such as photographing small objects in a light tent when you can take your time setting up the shot, and perfect for table-top use. Another thing worth a mention is that the tripod only allows for about 30 degrees of vertical camera elevation up or down, but apparently Manfrotto has a new version which (for a small price premium) addresses this issue and extends elevation to 90 degrees.\n\nThe heaviest camera it will take is 1Kg, which should be fine for most DSLRs and zoom-compacts; however this weight restriction might limit the size of zoom lens you can use with it without it toppling over. If you can live with these minor restrictions and your camera is not too heavy, this little tripod is a great portable accessory.","Product: Forget conformity, and get serious with the PENTAX K-50, a mid-level DSLR with fast, advanced functionality, all wrapped up in bold colors. Featuring specifications of a top level DSLR, enjoy a 16 megapixel APS-C CMOS sensor, fast continuous shooting at six frames per second, high sensitivity shooting up to ISO 51200, 100% field of view, innovative in-body shake reduction, and an advanced auto focus module with four optional focusing screens, not to mention the PENTAX-original weather-sealing. Even with features this generous, the K-50 is also available in 3 brilliant color combinations that are sure to match your personality and style. The K-50's approachable, easy ergonomics is perfect for families and everyday photography, complete with a wide selection of creative tools and filters for limitless personalized expressions. Get ready to stand out from the crowd and wear your colors on your camera. Also enjoy full 1018p HD video capture, and eye-fi card compatibility for fast and easy image sharing. It's your camera, and your colors, with the PENTAX K-50.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Pentax K-50 DSLR in RED\n\nReview: As a returnee to SLR photography after 20 years, the DSLR I eventually chose was the K-50 in red packaged with the 18-55mm WR lens. What decided me were the very positive reviews, the fact the camera is wet-weatherproofed and overall value for money. It has turned out to be an excellent choice for a semi-serious amateur with a basic understanding of F-stops, shutter speeds and light metering who wants to upgrade to a DSLR with its vast range of features and shooting options.\n\nThe K-50 is visually stunning in its red casing, and people frequently comment on how good it looks. The camera has a chunky & quality feel. The menu and various control functions are sturdy and easy to master even by someone with large hands. All the features/controls are well-explained in the 300-page manual, which although initially intimidating is easy to follow step-by-step. Just shooting on AUTO means a beginner can achieve good results before learning how to improve depth-of-field, white balance and varying the exposure settings. The viewfinder screen is excellent, ditto the built-in flash which has an intelligent pop-up design and closes with a simple click if you want to lock it away and use natural light for exposure. The recording movies features are also very good but the microphone is highly sensitive particularly in moderate wind conditions.\n\nYou can save your photos in various file formats and use a vast range of (mostly free) editing software: with some experience you can radically enhance your results by editing/playing with them.\n\nThe camera has the option of two power sources: a built-in battery (which I have found lasts for several days of shooting and is the only power source I really need) plus the option of 4x AA batteries held internally in a D-BH109 AA adapter, a useful accessory not included in the basic camera package and a minor omission which would have been nice to have as part of the standard kit, ditto a basic 16GB SD memory card. Youll also need a robust carrying case.\n\nMy next purchase will be a 50-200mm lens to complement the 18-55.\n\nOverall: robust, weatherproof, versatile, easy to use, excellent value - and stunning in red.","Product: Note: use screwdriver to tighten the screw properly near the battery box to avoid probe popping out. Tips: toggle units: shift the switch under the battery cover to set the default to \"Fahrenheit\" Or \"Celsius\". how to use: just open the probe and insert the temperature A couple of centimeter into the food you want to know the temperature of. In a Few seconds, a highly accurate temperature reading will be displayed on the built-in LCD screen. Product specifications: -/ switchable -large LCD display, Easy to read -measurement range: 58 to 572(-50-300)-accuracy: 0.1 (between -4F to 392f)-hold temperature function, it will \"hold\" The temperature reading until pressed again -10 minutes Auto-OFF -food-safe ABS plastic case and stainless probe notice: 1. Do not leave thermometer in oven while cooking, do not touch hot probe with bare hands. 2. Before withdrawing from food, press hold button. It will \"hold\" The temperature reading. 3. Wash the metal probe in soapy water. Clean thermometer by hand. Do not completely immerse in water.4. The folding probe is with a sharp tapered end, fold away when not in use making the wireless unit a small and convenient size for your pocket or drawer. package included: 1 x digital food Thermometer1 x AAA 1.5V battery\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A snugg-fitting iPad protector: nit-picking aside, good value and fit for purpose (but not real leather)\n\nReview: This Snugg case for the iPad Air is basically well designed, with minor reservations.\n\nFirst of all the Snugg case fits the Air well. The iPad is locked-in with a Velcro retaining tab, and it's quite a performance to remove again so there's no chance your precious iPad will fall out accidentally. It automatically puts the iPad into `sleep' mode when you close the case and wakes it up again when you open it; a few reviewers claim this function does not work for them, but it sure works for me - every time.\n\nThe case is not real leather but a faux leather look-alike (do you really expect leather at this price?), so anyone advertising it as leather is guilty of misrepresentation. However the material is robust and functional. I got the electric blue color, which looks great. The inside of the case is a suede-like material called `nubuck fiber' which as the manufacturer claims protects the iPad from scratches but also seems to be a dust magnet: this is one feature which could be improved on future models.\n\nI have no issues with the mechanism for standing the iPad in landscape mode; it's very stable and strong, and why a minority of reviewers don't agree is a mystery to me.\n\nIn summary: for the price, this is a good product which fulfills its primary purpose of protecting the iPad from knocks and scratches when you're out and about. It's not quite perfect and you can always nit-pick about this or that design feature, but basically it's good value and recommended.","Product: With the ability to attach up to six USB devices simultaneously, together with HDMI, display and Gigabit fast Ethernet ports, Toshiba HI speed port Replicator III delivers Comprehensive connectivity and lightning-fast performance to your laptop - with no cables in sight. Simply plug in your machine and enjoy immediate access to all your peripherals, from printers, storage and screens to keyboards, mice and power sources. It's the perfect way to stay productive while keeping your workspace the way you want it.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Desk-top convenience from Toshiba's PA5116U-1PRP; useful but pricey\n\nReview: For readers unsure of what this is and why you would need it, you use it as follows. If you travel regularly with your laptop but otherwise work in a regular office environment - either in a home office or at your place of employment - then this `port replicator' sits on the desk permanently. Into it you plug the mains power cable, printer/s, wired network connection, speakers, wireless mouse and keyboard, bigger monitor etc., everything you might use regularly to enhance your work environment and connect to your computer. You walk in the office, get your laptop out of your bag, plonk it on top of the port replicator and presto - you're immediately connected to everything. When you want to take your laptop out with you on a trip you just unlock it, pop it in your bag and off you go, without needing to unplug all the cables.\n\nThe Toshiba devices are called `port replicators' but other manufacturers use different terms; Sony for example calls theirs `base stations' but they all do the same thing.\n\nThe Toshiba PRs are slightly larger than many but do the same job. They have an adjustment which enables them to fit any Toshiba computer. I've had the current one for two months and it's completely trouble-free. The laptop locks itself in and can only be unlocked by moving a small unlocking switch on the right side of the PR, otherwise it won't separate. Once the laptop is locked onto the PR then its own connecting points become inactive, so as an example if you're using a portable USB storage device then you need to plug it into a port on the PR not the laptop.\n\nYou need a bit more desk space to accommodate the PR, but not that much. If you come and go with your laptop then it makes working much easier and more convenient.\n\nThe only issue with these devices is unless you get one free with the computer as a package deal, they can be pricey. They have just fixed circuitry, so not much to go wrong provided you don't spill coffee on it.","Product: TaoTronics Elune TT-DL08(Black) is the new generation energy-saving and LED desk lamp. Ideal light source for office, home, dorm, piano, etc. With its elegant and ergonomic design, this lamp is ideal for both home and office use. Package contents: 1 x TT-DL08 LED Desk Lamp 1 x AC Adapter (100V-240V) 1 x Quick User Manual 30 Day Money-back guarantee 12-Month TaoTronics Worry-free .\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The perfect versatile solution to desk lighting\n\nReview: This 6W LED `Elune' lamp from TauTronics is a 5-star product. The best features may be summarised as:\n\n* It's aesthetically pleasing, slim & elegant\n\n* It's nicely compact & doesn't take up much space on the desk/bedside table\n\n* No sharp corners, everything rounded & smooth\n\n* It's lightweight but at the same time the base is weighted enough to make it stable so it won't tip over\n\n* It articulates in 2 places: base-to-vertical-arm, and vertical-arm-to-lamp-section so is versatile enough to stretch the lamp directly over a book/document\n\n* 4 intensities of light are controlled by a finger-touch on the base, as light as a touch screen: the 2 brightest intensities are fine to read by & there's also ambient & night-light settings\n\n* Very low power consumption & LEDs with a lifespan of years, so no light bulbs will ever be needed\n\n* Direct mains power, so no battery changes either\n\nOverall, this is a fantastic product in every way. Forget the traditional bedside/desk lamps: get one of these (or similar) & you won't regret it. The manufacturer even packs a dust-wipe with the lamp, for cleaning/polishing.","Product: Easily connect to your desktop environment, such as printer, monitor, keyboard and mouse, in one simple connection with the new Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator IIs USB 3.0 ports for greater functionality. The USB 3.0 ports have a fast data transfer rate - almost 10 times as fast as USB 2.0, making it perfect for HDDs and Flash drives. The Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator II is compatible with select Portg and Tecra notebooks with 13, 14 and 15 screens. Guidelines and docking instructions printed on the port replicator assist in aligning and docking your notebooks quickly and effortlessly.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Desk-top convenience from Toshiba: finally affordable\n\nReview: For readers unsure of what this is and why you would need it, you use it as follows. If you travel regularly with your laptop but otherwise work in a regular office environment - either in a home office or at your place of employment - then this `port replicator' sits on the desk permanently. Into it you plug the mains power cable, printer/s, wired network connection, speakers, wireless mouse and keyboard, bigger monitor etc., everything you might use regularly to enhance your work environment and connect to your computer. You walk in the office, get your laptop out of your bag, plonk it on top of the port replicator and presto - you're immediately connected to everything. When you want to take your laptop out with you on a trip you just unlock it, pop it in your bag and off you go, without needing to unplug all the cables.\n\nThe Toshiba devices are called `port replicators' but other manufacturers use different terms; Sony for example calls theirs `base stations' but they all do the same thing.\n\nThe Toshiba PRs are slightly larger than many but do the same job. They have an adjustment which enables them to fit any Toshiba computer. I've had the current one for two months and it's completely trouble-free. The laptop locks itself in and can only be unlocked by moving a small unlocking switch on the right side of the PR, otherwise it won't separate. Once the laptop is locked onto the PR then its own connecting points become inactive, so as an example if you're using a portable USB storage device then you need to plug it into a port on the PR not the laptop.\n\nYou need a bit more desk space to accommodate the PR, but not that much. If you come and go with your laptop then it makes working much easier and more convenient.\n\nThese devices have finally come down in price to an affordable level (in fact mine came free with the computer as a temporary Toshiba promotion). There are no moving parts, just fixed circuitry, so there's not much to go wrong - provided you don't spill coffee on it.","Product: Sandal\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The most comfortable open-backed sandals EVER\n\nReview: My last pair of Birkenstock Arizona sandals were the best slip-in/slip-out open-backs ever, and lasted five years. So when I decided to replace them I was delighted to discover the same design still available online. In my case they are only worn around the house and never go outside, but they would be perfectly good as outdoor summer shoes as well.\n\nThe Arizonas have cork inner soles which feel very rigid when new, but don't be deterred: the cork slowly gives as it molds to your foot. Adjust the strap-buckles to fit your feet, and within a couple of weeks they feel delightfully comfortable. Because of the molded-cork inners they always stay on your feet even when walking or running, despite being open-backed. The sandals are available in a range of colors from classic black and various brown shades, to a funky blue.\n\nEventually after a few years of wear, the cork slowly separates from the rubber sole and thats when youll need a new pair. However considering the quality of the product, they are outstanding value.\n\nIf youve never worn Birkenstock sandals before and are uncertain of your size, best go to a high-street/shopping mall retailer and try them until you find your size. After that initial purchase, you can buy subsequent/replacement pairs cheaper online.","Product: Sandal\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The most comfortable open-backed sandals EVER\n\nReview: My last pair of Birkenstock Arizona sandals were the best slip-in/slip-out open-backs ever, and lasted five years. So when I decided to replace them I was delighted to discover the same design still available online. In my case they are only worn around the house and never go outside, but they would be perfectly good as outdoor summer shoes as well.\n\nThe Arizonas have cork inner soles which feel very rigid when new, but don't be deterred: the cork slowly gives as it molds to your foot. Adjust the strap-buckles to fit your feet, and within a couple of weeks they feel delightfully comfortable. Because of the molded-cork inners they always stay on your feet even when walking or running, despite being open-backed. The sandals are available in a range of colors from classic black and various brown shades, to a funky blue.\n\nEventually after a few years of wear, the cork slowly separates from the rubber sole and thats when youll need a new pair. However considering the quality of the product, they are outstanding value.\n\nIf youve never worn Birkenstock sandals before and are uncertain of your size, best go to a high-street/shopping mall retailer and try them until you find your size. After that initial purchase, you can buy subsequent/replacement pairs cheaper online.","Product: Birkenstock BIRK-051701-Brown-41MUS Birkenstock Arizona Sandals Unisex Style\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The most comfortable open-backed sandals EVER\n\nReview: My last pair of Birkenstock Arizona sandals were the best slip-in/slip-out open-backs ever, and lasted five years. So when I decided to replace them I was delighted to discover the same design still available online. In my case they are only worn around the house and never go outside, but they would be perfectly good as outdoor summer shoes as well.\n\nThe Arizonas have cork inner soles which feel very rigid when new, but don't be deterred: the cork slowly gives as it moulds to your foot. Adjust the strap-buckles to fit your feet, and within a couple of weeks they feel delightfully comfortable. Because of the moulded-cork inners they always stay on your feet even when walking or running, despite being open-backed. The sandals are available in a range of colours from classic black and various brown shades, to a funky blue.\n\nEventually after a few years of wear, the cork slowly separates from the rubber sole and thats when youll need a new pair. However considering the quality of the product, they are outstanding value.\n\nIf youve never worn Birkenstock sandals before and are uncertain of your size, best go to a high-street/shopping mall retailer and try them until you find your size. After that initial purchase, you can buy subsequent/replacement pairs cheaper online.","Product: The Topeak Alien II multi-tool is pretty incredible. It's an entire tool box that fits comfortably into your hydration pack or jersey pocket. There are 26 tools in all, and short of a cracked frame or complete fork overhaul, you should be able to fix just about anything with the Alien II. The Topeak Alien II combines pressed stainless steel with engineering-grade plastic for lightweight durability. It also splits apart for ease of use. The Alien II comes with a chain tool and a chain hook to assist with chain repairs. It also comes with a 15mm pedal wrench and two tire levers. As for Allen bits, this Alien has them covered from 2 to 10mm, with a T25 Torx also included. 8, 9, and 10mm box-end wrenches, along with 14, and 15-gauge spoke wrenches, and #2 Phillips/flat-head screwdrivers, round out the Alien II's features.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best portable bike tool: tough, practical, versatile\n\nReview: There's a big choice of portable bike tools offering Allen keys, screwdrivers and spanners in different sizes, plus tyre levers. This Alien II is the leader of the pack.\n\nIt's compact, strong, versatile and intelligently designed. It splits into 2 halves so you can use the tyre levers, which also makes each half less bulky to handle when doing other jobs. The build quality is very good with strong hinges and good locking mechanisms, the materials quality steel and tough plastics. It has the feel of indestructability about it.\n\nIt comes in a tough little pouch and is surprisingly compact and portable. You have every tool in every size you will ever need here for everything on your bike, and if you carry it with you at all times you can't go wrong.","Product: Schwalbe Marathon Plus RLX Bicycle Tires are designed for extended durability and outstanding performance. The SmartGuard layer made from a flexible, special rubber offers particular resistance to shards of glass and flints. The SmartGuard belt does not increase rolling resistance.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Goodbye punctures forever: a fantastic product, impossible to over-praise\n\nReview: I have a Specialised Secteur Sport Triple which has proved to be a fine mid-priced road bike, but after doing 500km in two months it became obvious that something had to be done about the tires. The current poor state of the roads around my neighborhood meant even when riding carefully and trying to avoid all the ruts, potholes and areas of sharp grit on the road surface, I was suffering on average 2x punctures each week so I looked for a set of `puncture resistant' tires.\n\nThe Schwalbe Marathon Plus 700x35 were chosen because, although expensive, they had outstanding online reviews as being very puncture-resistant.\n\nFirst of all yes, they are very difficult to fit. You need a lot of strength in your thumbs to get them on the rim, or else use special tools. Tip: use gloves and it's a bit easier. I managed to somehow break a presta valve on one of the inner tubes so had to change it, and can confirm that if you ever need to refit the tire a second time, it's easier because being on the wheel previously the tire has a `memory' and has better conformed to the narrow width of the rim. Easier, but still not exactly easy.\n\nOnce on the road, these tires are virtually indestructible. I have been riding hard now every day for six weeks and haven't had one puncture - NOT ONE. You can even ride through broken glass and they won't puncture; fantastic product. I had some trepidation that, being so tough and thick, they would adversely affect the bike's handling, but in fact they're perfectly OK. There seems to be no extra rolling resistance and there's plenty of `feel' through the bars.\n\n`Schwalbe' BTW means `Swallow' in German (the bird, not the esophageal reflex).","Product: FEATURES of the CatEye Left Mirror Lightweight design and fully adjustable Scratch resistant Wide angle for easy viewing Easy to install\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Budget-price bike mirror: easy secure fit, good view behind\n\nReview: This Cat Eye MTB is a great bike mirror at a bargain price. It has a convex lens so offers a nice wide angle of view, and a ball joint to swivel it into the right position.\n\nThe fitting is like an expandable cavity wall fixing, i.e. you screw it into the handlebar-end and tighten it with a cross-head screwdriver until secure. It's hard plastic-moulded, not metal, but quite robust enough for normal use so long as you don't crash the bike (when in any case the mirror-lens may break, regardless of the fitting).\n\nSome reviewers complain the mirror shifts position when you go over bumps, but this has not happened in my experience: however it's fitted to a hybrid road bike, and a mountain bike may need a more substantial mirror if you're going offroad.","Product: FEATURES of the CatEye Left Mirror Lightweight design and fully adjustable Scratch resistant Wide angle for easy viewing Easy to install\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Budget-price bike mirror: easy secure fit, good view behind\n\nReview: This Cat Eye MTB is a great bike mirror at a bargain price. It has a convex lens so offers a nice wide angle of view, and a ball joint to swivel it into the right position.\n\nThe fitting is like an expandable cavity wall fixing, i.e. you screw it into the handlebar-end and tighten it with a cross-head screwdriver until secure. It's hard plastic-moulded, not metal, but quite robust enough for normal use so long as you don't crash the bike (when in any case the mirror-lens may break, regardless of the fitting).\n\nSome reviewers complain the mirror shifts position when you go over bumps, but this has not happened in my experience: however it's fitted to a hybrid road bike, and a mountain bike may need a more substantial mirror if you're going offroad.","Product: Schwalbe Marathon Plus RLX Bicycle Tires are designed for extended durability and outstanding performance. The SmartGuard layer made from a flexible, special rubber offers particular resistance to shards of glass and flints. The SmartGuard belt does not increase rolling resistance.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Goodbye punctures forever: a fantastic product, impossible to over-praise\n\nReview: I have a Specialised Secteur Sport Triple which has proved to be a fine mid-priced road bike, but after doing 500km in two months it became obvious that something had to be done about the tires. The current poor state of the roads around my neighborhood meant even when riding carefully and trying to avoid all the ruts, potholes and areas of sharp grit on the road surface, I was suffering on average 2x punctures each week so I looked for a set of `puncture resistant' tires.\n\nThe Schwalbe Marathon Plus 700x35 were chosen because, although expensive, they had outstanding online reviews as being very puncture-resistant.\n\nFirst of all yes, they are very difficult to fit. You need a lot of strength in your thumbs to get them on the rim, or else use special tools. Tip: use gloves and it's a bit easier. I managed to somehow break a presta valve on one of the inner tubes so had to change it, and can confirm that if you ever need to refit the tire a second time, it's easier because being on the wheel previously the tire has a `memory' and has better conformed to the narrow width of the rim. Easier, but still not exactly easy.\n\nOnce on the road, these tires are virtually indestructible. I have been riding hard now every day for six weeks and haven't had one puncture - NOT ONE. You can even ride through broken glass and they won't puncture; fantastic product. I had some trepidation that, being so tough and thick, they would adversely affect the bike's handling, but in fact they're perfectly OK. There seems to be no extra rolling resistance and there's plenty of `feel' through the bars.\n\n`Schwalbe' BTW means `Swallow' in German (the bird, not the esophageal reflex).","Product: An ideal choice for people on the go, the Stainless King Vacuum Insulated Beverage Bottle is built to last and loaded with features to make for a more enjoyable drinking experience. Thermos vacuum insulation technology virtually eliminates temperature change within the beverage container by creating an airless space between two stainless steel walls. The result is a superior insulated container you can depend on to keep your beverages hotter, colder, fresher, longer. This beverage bottle keeps beverages hot or cold for 24 hours, making it a great choice for wherever life's adventures may take you. Constructed with double wall stainless steel, this 2 Liter beverage bottle is virtually durable, yet its rugged design is both eye-catching and functional. The specially designed twist and pour stopper lets you pour without having to remove the stopper completely. A simple twist is enough to allow liquids to flow out. This beverage bottle comes equipped with its own built-in, insulated stainless steel serving cup, so there is no need to pack an additional cup. The bottle also features a compact, fold-flat handle for easy carrying that also provides increased stability and handling when pouring. In order to maximize the incredible insulation technology, it is recommended to either pre-chill or pre-heat the beverage bottle just prior to use. This can be accomplished by filling the beverage bottle with cold or hot tap water, attaching the lid and letting it rest for a few minutes. Before you are ready to use, simply empty the water and fill with your favorite beverage. Attaching the lid will further increase the thermal efficiency. This bottle stays cool to the touch with hot beverages and condensation-free with cold beverages. The Stainless King Vacuum Insulated Beverage Bottle is made of BPA-free materials and is backed by a five-year limited warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The original brand continues feel the heat\n\nReview: My experience of this Thermos 1.2L flask is as follows:\n\n1. Liquid remains hot for around 5 hours and warm enough to drink for about 15 hours if unopened. The only heat escape is a small amount of conduction through the tough plastic screw-stopper\n\n2. If opened a couple of times and some of the liquid is displaced by cold air, the remaining drink remains warm for about 4 hours but no longer (depending on the amount poured out and for how long the stopper was unscrewed)\n\n3. Its lightweight & portable, and at the same time tough & resilient\n\n4. On the minus side, its a bit pricey\n\nA few reviewers claim their flasks don't keep the liquid hot or that they work for a while and then stop working. The only reason for this can be that the vacuum-seal has gone, obviously a manufacturing fault or inconsistent manufacturing quality affecting a minority of the flasks, or else they may have been dropped/violently knocked at the premises of the retail seller prior to being shipped to these buyers.\n\nCurrent flasks like this Thermos are a big improvement on the old fragile glass-lined flasks of the 1980s which would always shatter if dropped even once. Its not a cheap/budget item however, but you usually get what you pay for.","Product: Schwalbe Marathon Plus RLX Bicycle Tires are designed for extended durability and outstanding performance. The SmartGuard layer made from a flexible, special rubber offers particular resistance to shards of glass and flints. The SmartGuard belt does not increase rolling resistance.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Goodbye punctures forever: a fantastic product, impossible to over-praise\n\nReview: I have a Specialised Secteur Sport Triple which has proved to be a fine mid-priced road bike, but after doing 500km in two months it became obvious that something had to be done about the tires. The current poor state of the roads around my neighborhood meant even when riding carefully and trying to avoid all the ruts, potholes and areas of sharp grit on the road surface, I was suffering on average 2x punctures each week so I looked for a set of `puncture resistant' tires.\n\nThe Schwalbe Marathon Plus 700x35 were chosen because, although expensive, they had outstanding online reviews as being very puncture-resistant.\n\nFirst of all yes, they are very difficult to fit. You need a lot of strength in your thumbs to get them on the rim, or else use special tools. Tip: use gloves and it's a bit easier. I managed to somehow break a presta valve on one of the inner tubes so had to change it, and can confirm that if you ever need to refit the tire a second time, it's easier because being on the wheel previously the tire has a `memory' and has better conformed to the narrow width of the rim. Easier, but still not exactly easy.\n\nOnce on the road, these tires are virtually indestructible. I have been riding hard now every day for six weeks and haven't had one puncture - NOT ONE. You can even ride through broken glass and they won't puncture; fantastic product. I had some trepidation that, being so tough and thick, they would adversely affect the bike's handling, but in fact they're perfectly OK. There seems to be no extra rolling resistance and there's plenty of `feel' through the bars.\n\n`Schwalbe' BTW means `Swallow' in German (the bird, not the esophageal reflex).","Product: Horror film on VHS TAPE.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Anthony Shaffer's iconic 1973 masterpiece restored in full: the version to see\n\nReview: Anthony Shaffer's iconic 1973 classic starring the perfectly-cast Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee (in his best-ever role), Ingrid Pitt and Britt Ekland (overdubbed because she couldn't get her Scottish accent right and body-doubled in her nude scene) is one of the most original independent British films ever made. Little of useful substance can be added to the many excellent reviews of the film posted here without indulging in repetition; but if you're interested in film and have never seen \"The Wicker Man\", then you can now experience the full, uncut 100-minute film in its entirety for the first time.\n\nHaving seen the shortened \"theatrical\" version of the film on its cinema release in 1973 paired with Nicholas Roeg's \"Don't Look Now\", I had waited many years to see the lost footage. Well, here it is offered on its own disk, as the \"director's cut.\" It's definitely the better version, with the initial ten extra minutes showcasing Sergeant Howie's life on the mainland, his chaste and traditional relationship with his fiance (anachronistic even in 1973), religious zeal singing in church, and the quiet mockery of his unassailable Christian faith from police colleagues. Howie opens and reads the fateful letter, addressed specifically to him, from an anonymous Summerislander informing him that Rowan Morrison is missing: this makes the plot development and shocking denouement all the more poignant, as the audience realises it's all been planned and Howie tested by the islanders to ensure he's fully what he appears to be. Other short but important scenes are restored to the middle of the running time, deepening the narrative and making the film more coherent.\n\nThe restored minutes are of lower image quality than the rest of the film, as the original high-def master was lost forever - suspected to be accidentally discarded by a careless engineer and unintentionally buried beneath the new M3 motorway construction. Roger Corman's personal copy was the only source available for the missing scenes, and you'll be able to tell the restored scenes right away due to the quality difference.\n\nThe original butchered cinema release version is also included on its own disk, along with some interesting extras including a truly excellent 50-minute documentary narrated with intelligence and insight by respected film critic Mark Kermode. Finally, there's also a separate CD of the soundtrack with all the original film's extraordinarily atmospheric music.\n\nThrough the decades, this eccentric 1973 masterpiece has gone from strength to strength and found newer audiences who appreciate its originality, iconoclastic theme, witty and realistic script and shocking ending. It's like no other film ever made, and it works brilliantly. This 3-disk set is the best edition we're ever likely to see, and well worth buying.\n\nNeil LaBute's abysmal 2007 \"remake\", starring Nicholas Cage and departing completely from the original film's delightful nuanced complexity to descend into a hopeless, risible schlock-horror flick, should be avoided at all costs. See Shaffer's 1973 original. Please.","Product: 17 Songs. 01. No quarter\n02. Thank you\n03. What is and what should never be\n04. The battle of evermore\n05. Gallows pole\n06. Nobody's fault but mine\n07. City don't cry\n08. The truth explodes\n09. Wah wah\n10. When the levee breaks\n11. Wonderful one\n12. Since I've been loving you\n13. The rain song\n14. That's the way\n15. Four sticks\n16. Friends\n17. Kashmir\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Page & Plant `Unledded' update their classic compositions into the world-music era\n\nReview: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant met in 1968 and hit it off when they discovered they shared unorthodox and wide-ranging musical interests. Despite Led Zeppelin's reputation as the founding fathers of heavy metal, real fans know that what made Zep unique was the variety of musical styles deployed in their compositions. Ideas from North African and Indian music (check out Page's frequently unconventional guitar tunings) as well as Mississippi Delta blues, Appalachian mountain music and the folk traditions of the British Isles all fed into the Zeppelin song book.\n\nThe 1994 reunion between Page and Plant was sparked by an invitation to perform together on MTV's `Unplugged' series, and by music producer Bill Curbishley talking Robert Plant around to the idea (Page needed no persuasion).\n\nThe resulting concert at the studios of London Weekend Television (LWT) forms the centrepiece of this DVD which captures and celebrates the `Unledded' project. `No Quarter' contains 17 musical pieces performed either at the LWT concert, or outside in the open air in North Wales, or under the hot sun in Morocco with a group of Arab musicians. Four of the pieces - `City Don't Cry', `The Truth Explodes', `Wah Wah' and `Wonderful One' - are non-Zeppelin compositions, the rest imaginative re-works of songs written jointly by Page and Plant and originally recorded by Zeppelin in the 1970s.\n\nThe new arrangements are backed by 7 musicians playing banjo, mandolin, bodhran and hurdy-gurdy as well as bass and percussion. To add further spice to the mix a traditional Egyptian 11-piece musical ensemble is deployed on many of the tracks and on those recorded in Marrakech, a group of Moroccan musicians. To top it all off, the entire string section from The London Metropolitan Orchestra (violins, violas and cellos) guest on `Since I've been loving you' and a brand new extended interpretation of the Zep classic `Kashmir' which is the DVD's crowning moment and closes the show.\n\nMost buyers interested in this collection will be Zeppelin fans and very familiar with all the originals from Zep's back catalogue. The reworks of for example `Nobody's fault but mine', `Four Sticks' and `Friends' are transformed into exotic rhythmic excursions so radically different to the Zeppelin originals as to be barely recognisable. Other numbers enjoy less radical reworks but are improved nevertheless.\n\nThe inclusion of so many other fine musicians with no previous connection to the world of western rock music offers an unexpectedly rich musical experience, more complex and varied than any one of Zeppelin's glorious albums to which this collection will inevitably be compared. This is a mature and interesting piece of work which will appeal to any Zeppelin fan and to any open-minded listener with wider musical horizons. Production values are exemplary, giving a rich and satisfying sound where no instrument or voice dominates the action, but where everything is in fine balance.\n\nThe extras include an interview with Page and Plant filmed in monochrome on a busy London Street (odd idea, but it somehow works even with people walking in front of the cameras and buses going past); a version of `Black Dog' radically changed from the original with an underlying `Whole Lotta Love' riff performed for the ABC American Music Awards; and an arty music video called `Most High'. Subtitles are offered in all major languages.","Product: Science fiction VHS TAPE\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Not great, but explores some interesting ideas\n\nReview: Brian DePalma's \"Mission to Mars\" usually inspires one of two polar opposite reactions from viewers: either it's outstanding, or it's unbearably awful. As is often the case, the truth lies somewhere in between. Although the plotline contains little original material, the script is poor and none of the acting performances come close to oscar material, the film has some minor strengths which make it worth seeing at least once.\n\nM2M takes elements of the plotline from Clark and Kubrick's 1969 classic \"2001: A Space Odyssey\" and reworks them into a near-future first-mission-to-Mars setting. Many of the scenes are reminiscent of \"2001\" especially the zero-gravity shots and the long, slow destruction of the rescue ship, with the four crew then drifting high above Mars in space suits: an episode of genuine dramatic tension which pays homage to the long scene of astronaut Dave Bowman's attempts to outwit the computer HAL in \"2001\". M2M plays out as if targeted at a young audience demographic (i.e. those who go to the movies a lot), so Van Halen stands in for Richard Bach and Strauss on the soundtrack and the dialog is dumbed down to the lowest denominator so even someone who's had a few beers can get it. The final scenes give cinematic voice to the widespread speculation that the enormous upward-facing rock \"face\" situated in the Cydonia Crater published on NASA's photographs might indeed be an artificially-created artefact and evidence of previous intelligent habitation of Mars.\n\nOne of the problems with this movie seems to be that it falls between different classes of sci-fi and doesn't really know if it's fish or fowl, so to speak. Its upbeat enlightened-aliens-from-ancient-times theme is reminiscent of the original 1950 \"The Day the Earth Stood Still\" (justifiably seen as a classic) and Spielberg's \"Close Encounters of the Third Kind\" - especially the ending. It's probably best to suspend disbelief and see the message of M2M as belonging to this strain of the genre. The discovering-remains-of-advanced-ancient-alien-civilization-on-distant-planet theme was pioneered as far back as Fred Wilcox's \"Forbidden Planet\" in 1956, has been revisited many times since and forms the cornerstone of the plot of M2M. The realization of this theme is unfortunately trite and unconvincing, with pretty doe-eyed androgynous CGI ancient alien demonstrating the seeding of life on Earth millions of years ago before departing for destination unknown elsewhere in the galaxy (why didn't they just move to Earth and settle there? - not answered).\n\nOn realization of scientific detail and on representation of Mars as currently known, the film scores a fairly high 7/10 due to advisory input from NASA. Realistic portrayal of space travel within the confines of current technology know-how: 6/10 (you don't stop in space if your fuel runs out, guys - you keep moving until you connect with another object). Acting performances 4/10 at most; character development around 3/10. Dramatic tension a respectable 5/10. Originality maybe 2/10 (the face-in-Cydonia speculation has featured as the central theme in no other movie to date but the rest of the plot is derivative). Overall, 5/10.\n\nSo in summary, not as bad as some claim and not great either. If you don't expect either the haunting mystique of \"2001\", the schlock-shock of Ridley Scott's \"Alien\" series or the wondrous and positivist message of Spielberg's CE3 but accept M2M as a hybrid which works well in parts, you'll enjoy it for what it is: an OK movie which misses the mark of greatness by some margin, but can be good entertainment nevertheless.","Product: Natural sounds...natural beauty...naturally relaxing! Escape into a world of breathtaking beauty as the natural sights and sounds of crashing Pacific surf transports you on a blissful journey of peaceful relaxation. Shot entirely on location along the rugged California, Oregon and Washington coastlines, \"Pacific Surf\" captures the spectacular natural beauty of giant, crashing waves as they pound the towering cliffs and shoreline of this majestic region! \"Pacific Surf\" blends a symphony of the naturally soothing sounds of crashing surf with a gentle musical background to create the ultimate stress-reducing natural environment--in the home or office!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Carnage, horror and realism: \"Pacific\" misses the mark of BoB's greatness, but is it good? You bet\n\nReview: It's ironic that the word for the planet's largest ocean means \"peaceful\" when the Pacific theatre of WW2 has become synonymous with probably the bloodiest and most ferocious warfare in human history.\n\nSpielberg's 10-episode \"Pacific\" miniseries in homage to the servicemen who fought against the Japanese in that enormous theatre of war is inevitably compared to its sister-series, the seminal \"Band of Brothers\" - a serious contender for the best-ever TV drama of any genre. \"Pacific\" has proved to be more controversial than the almost universally praised BoB for a number of reasons. Here's my take on it.\n\nInspired by Stephen Ambrose's book and with the majority of survivors staying in contact as a cohesive group of veterans who had shared the same experiences in the same unit at the same places and times, BoB was an exceptional opportunity to follow the continuous month-by-month narrative of Easy Company's time in the European theatre. These factors worked in its favor to allow for the realization of a novelistic story developed over 10 hours of TV, diverting only to focus on this or that individual week by week as Easy's campaign took them across Europe in 1944-45. We got to know these men, to care about them and understand them.\n\nIn contrast, the source material of \"Pacific\" comes from the stories of three separate individuals: Medal-of-Honor winner and national hero John Basilone killed at Iwo Jima, and survivors Eugene Sledge and Robert Leckie who both later (much later) wrote best-selling memoirs about their WW2 experiences in the 1st Marine Division. This more ambitious concept makes for a somewhat fractured narrative, especially after episode 3 set in Australia when the stories of Leckie and Basilone diverge. On first viewing the series, it's not easy for the viewer to stay with who everyone is, especially some of the secondary characters, or to care about them. This definitely improves if you view the series a second time but it must be said that the overall concept, direction and editing might have made a slightly better job of this.\n\nAnother issue is the extreme contrast between episodes focusing on the uncompromisingly violent and horror-filled combat-zones and those which take place in the USA (mainly focusing on Basilone's time there as a medal-winning national hero being used to sell war bonds, falling in love and getting married etc.), Melbourne (the whole of episode 3) and the Pacific R&R base at Pavavu, including Leckie's time in the hospital. I think in truth this works quite well: this is how the Pacific War was conducted and the format illustrates how extreme was the experience these guys went through whilst fighting the island campaign and how it affected them psychologically. We're shown vividly that compared to the taken-for-granted comforts of peacetime life, being in these island battles was like being on another planet, or entering the Gates of Hell, and it was impossible for anyone not there to even begin to understand what it was like. The contrast is extreme, and illustrated well.\n\nA point of objection from some is the amount of profanity in the script. The language is realistic and how these guys in that situation talked: however, it might create some parental-child-viewing decision issues. The combat violence is as extreme as we've ever seen on film: heads blown off, limbs blown off, guts ripped out, Japanese soldiers burned alive. The marines, and the audience, get used to this level of carnage very quickly. As Spielberg says of this series:\n\n\"It's brutal, and it's honest, and it's right there in your face - as it was for them.\"\n\nHeated debate has been generated here on amazon and elsewhere over the graphic depiction of \"atrocities\" committed by marines in combat situations. Some viewers find this actually offensive, and it puts them off the series. Well, gold teeth WERE removed from the mouths of dead (and not always dead) Japanese soldiers with bayonets and collected by marines: this is attested by Sledge in his memoir, and by other veterans. The reasons why marines eventually behaved this way was because they were forced to witness persistent Japanese Army atrocities on civilians and captured prisoners, and this was not (in my opinion) explored as fully as it might have been. Japanese soldiers would never surrender, or hardly ever. They fought to the death. The Bushido code created a ruthless, murderous, cruel and fanatical enemy who fought with a suicidal ferocity found in no other army in WW2, and to prevail against an enemy like this US servicemen simply were forced to adapt and do likewise. The process which led to this could have been explored with a bit more illustrative detail.\n\nThe acting is excellent throughout, often understated and subtle. All the three main leads are superb, especially James Badge Dale playing Robert Leckie with irony, intelligence and wit. Again this is more appreciated on second viewing. Even Rami Malek playing \"SNAFU\" Shelton who initially comes over as a kind of hard-as-nails psycho type mellows as we get to know him; his character works better on second viewing to reveal him as a bit more complex and nuanced, with a good and caring side, who has learned to cope effectively with the horror of his situation and the continuous loss of friends in his own eccentric way by building a hard shell around himself.\n\nIs \"Pacific\" the equal of BoB? Wrong question. It's different. BoB has a kind of shining nobility personified by the integrity of Dick Winters, played to perfection by British actor Damian Lewis, which ran like a seam of gold through the series. At the conclusion set in late 1945 in Austria, with Lewis' voiceover relating how the survivors of Easy's campaign returned to civilian life, the audience feels genuine heart-affecting emotion. In contrast, by the conclusion of episode 9 (on Okinawa), \"Pacific\" leaves the audience with something of a downer, drained and dispirited with little to mitigate the relentless carnage, the filth, the dismembered and rotting bodies and marines gradually becoming psychologically more unhinged as their buddies are killed off one at a time. Were these sacrifices worthwhile? There's little indication that any of the surviving marines felt they were. The final episode 10, showing the guys returning home in 1946 and rebuilding their lives, is an excellent and valuable bookender to the story and goes some way to mitigate the gloom, but does not succeed completely in doing so. Don't miss it.\n\nWorth seeing? You bet. Watch it twice; it's better the second time round when you have absorbed the mood and start to know the characters better. The extras on the Blu-Ray edition, including the \"enhanced viewing\" option (consider watching the whole series a second or third time with this facility engaged) are truly excellent. The bios on disc 6 are well worth seeing and bring the real people to life. The musical score is sombre, epic yet understated: near perfection.\n\nI'd rate this series about four-and-a-half stars, which is pretty good. It has a lot going for it, but is unlikely to leave you filled with warmth and nobility as did BoB, feeling it was all worthwhile. However if you haven't seen \"Pacific\", I'd strongly recommend you do. If you tried to watch it already and abandoned viewing part-way through because of any or all of the reasons explored above, give it another try. This series is a notable achievement with its own special character, and it will likely endure the years well.","Product: This box set contains all 32 episodes, with newly remastered picture and Dolby 5.1 surround sound. The DVD box also includes extra features on each disc, plus a sixth documentary disc, \"Captain Scarlet: S.I.G.\". In its new digital incarnation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gerry explores the Dark Side\n\nReview: Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons is a more serious, mature and altogether darker creation than Gerry Andersons earlier triumphs of sci-fi supermarionation from Supercar via Fireball XL5 and Stingray to the bigger-budget Thunderbirds. Great as these earlier series were, in Captain Scarlet new miniature-solenoid technology allowed the marionettes heads to be proportional to the bodies while the mouths and eyes were still moveable, so they look less like caricatures and more realistically human. Moreover the characters are realized as more thoughtful, complex and nuanced: the mysteron enemies sometimes win, the good guys often get it wrong, and almost every episode sees a character suffer a violent death prior to being reanimated by the mysterons in pursuit of their relentless terror-war against the human race.\n\nThe series is full of sinister double agents and James Bond-like plots, and it is tempting to see the Martian mysterons as an allegory for the Cold War Soviets. The indestructible Captain Scarlet (real name in the series = Paul Metcalfe) is the eponymous hero. Killed and resurrected by the mysterons to be used as one of their agents under neurological control, Metcalfes strength of character leads him uniquely to rediscover his moral compass and break the mind-control while retaining his mysteron regenerative powers, so he changes sides and re-joins SPECTRUM as their greatest asset in the war against the mysterons.\n\nThe series production values are so good that sometimes its easy to forget you're watching puppets, rather than actors. Although the original series dates from 1967 the storylines have a contemporary feel in that they deal with how to stop serial acts of terrorism and the effective deployment of actionable intelligence. Though the head of SPECTRUM is Colonel White (the SPECTRUM personnel have uniforms coloured according to their code names), and the sinister resurrected-from-death Captain Black remains under the control of the mysterons, the shows writers ensure the good guys and bad guys are not always painted as black-and-white: sometimes good people with the best intentions make poor decisions which result in disastrous consequences. This interplanetary war was instigated by us humans, albeit by mistake but one the mysterons do not and will not forgive.\n\nThe sets, SPVs and Angel fighter-aircraft (piloted by five exotic young women), the SPECTRUM uniforms, the spectacular Cloudbase as a kind of giant aircraft carrier in the stratosphere, special effects and pre-CGI-era explosions in each episode all look terrific and manage to be futuristic in that wonderful 1960s style while still being surprisingly ageless. Barry Grays atmospheric soundtrack is perfect, adding suspense and menace, and the end-credits of each episode showcase some superb comic-book action stills. The series however lacks the light touch and humour of Andersons earlier shows like Thunderbirds and Stingray; were in more serious film-noir territory here.\n\nThe 32 titled episodes from both series are offered on six differently coloured (SPECTRUM-style) DVDs, five containing the 32 episodes and the final DVD with extras. For purists: the image resolution is the original 1:1.33 (3:4) from the 1960s TV series, so has not been cropped to fit 21st century widescreen TV.","Product: This box set contains all 32 episodes, with newly remastered picture and Dolby 5.1 surround sound. The DVD box also includes extra features on each disc, plus a sixth documentary disc, \"Captain Scarlet: S.I.G.\". In its new digital incarnation.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Indestructible Captain Scarlet: Gerry Anderson is seduced by the Dark Side\n\nReview: Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons is a more serious, mature and altogether darker creation than Gerry Andersons earlier triumphs of sci-fi supermarionation from Supercar via Fireball XL5 and Stingray to the bigger-budget Thunderbirds. Great as these earlier series were, in Captain Scarlet new miniature-solenoid technology allowed the marionettes heads to be proportional to the bodies while the mouths and eyes were still moveable, so they look less like caricatures and more realistically human. Moreover the characters are realized as more thoughtful, complex and nuanced: the mysteron enemies sometimes win, the good guys often get it wrong, and almost every episode sees a character suffer a violent death prior to being reanimated by the mysterons in pursuit of their relentless terror-war against the human race.\n\nThe series is full of sinister double agents and James Bond-like plots, and it is tempting to see the Martian mysterons as an allegory for the Cold War Soviets. The indestructible Captain Scarlet (real name in the series = Paul Metcalfe) is the eponymous hero. Killed and resurrected by the mysterons to be used as one of their agents under neurological control, Metcalfes strength of character leads him uniquely to rediscover his moral compass and break the mind-control while retaining his mysteron regenerative powers, so he changes sides and re-joins SPECTRUM as their greatest asset in the war against the mysterons.\n\nThe series production values are so good that sometimes its easy to forget you're watching puppets, rather than actors. Although the original series dates from 1967 the storylines have a contemporary feel in that they deal with how to stop serial acts of terrorism and the effective deployment of actionable intelligence. Though the head of SPECTRUM is Colonel White (the SPECTRUM personnel have uniforms coloured according to their code names), and the sinister resurrected-from-death Captain Black remains under the control of the mysterons, the shows writers ensure the good guys and bad guys are not always painted as black-and-white: sometimes good people with the best intentions make poor decisions which result in disastrous consequences. This interplanetary war was instigated by us humans, albeit by mistake but one the mysterons do not and will not forgive.\n\nThe sets, SPVs and Angel fighter-aircraft (piloted by five exotic young women), the SPECTRUM uniforms, the spectacular Cloudbase as a kind of giant aircraft carrier in the stratosphere, special effects and pre-CGI-era explosions in each episode all look terrific and manage to be futuristic in that wonderful 1960s style while still being surprisingly ageless. Barry Grays atmospheric soundtrack is perfect, adding suspense and menace, and the end-credits of each episode showcase some superb comic-book action stills. The series however lacks the light touch and humour of Andersons earlier shows like Thunderbirds and Stingray; were in more serious film-noir territory here.\n\nThe 32 titled episodes from both series are offered on six differently coloured (SPECTRUM-style) DVDs, five containing the 32 episodes and the final DVD with extras. For purists: the image resolution is the original 1:1.33 (3:4) from the 1960s TV series, so has not been cropped to fit 21st century widescreen TV.","Product: Emmy-winning program from Sci-Fi Channel on UFOs.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If this don't convince the skeptic, nothing will\n\nReview: Independent film-maker James Fox's widely respected documentary on the UFO phenomenon and evidence for the official cover-up is probably the best ever made on the subject, its only rival being his more recent 2009 film titled \"I know what I saw.\"\n\n\"Out of the Blue\" presents some of the most convincing evidence for UFOs as real craft of non-human manufacture, and allows witnesses to speak for themselves. Researchers, politicians, high-ranking military and ex-military people and two astronauts (Dr. Edgar Mitchell and Gordon Cooper) speak frankly about what they know of the ET issue and how it is managed at the deepest level of government. It's good to see the French Government's COMETA report given such prominence in a mainstream documentary, because the content of this milestone report is generally unknown to many outside France unless they study the subject in detail.\n\nThe film is an excellent introduction for anyone either mildly curious about the issue or with little exposure to the mountain of hard evidence of unknown flying objects seen and radar-tracked in our skies. Fox wisely keeps to the best cases and most credible witnesses: he does not venture into the more paradigm-stretching areas of alien abductions, cattle mutilations or other controversial and unsettling (though compelling) aspects of the phenomenon. The film sticks to the basics, and as a consequence remains grounded and very difficult for a debunker to deal with. The viewer is left with a strong sense that yes, something is really there and there is a big cover-up - which was Fox's intended result.\n\nMinor quibbles might be the use of jaunty, distracting synthesiser music on parts of the soundtrack and the now-mainly-discredited Philip Corso as one of the chief talking-head witnesses (though thankfully his sound-bites are relevant to the issue and his own questionable personal ego-driven claims largely edited out). Overall though, \"out of the Blue\" is first class with both content and tone exactly right.\n\nIf you only ever watch one film-documentary about the UFO issue, make it \"Out of the Blue.\" Fox's follow-up film, \"I know what I saw,\" focuses on the participants in the November 2007 Washington DC press conference and their highly-credible stories, and is also worth seeing.","Product: PAL/Region 0. Double-disc German edition of the film known as 'Downfall' in the US. It's the last days of Adolf Hitler, April 1945, and Hitler's personal secretary Traudl Junge finds herself in the Der Fuhrer's bunker. Facing inevitable defeat, Hilter's moods range from defiance to fight or flee, remain loyal or opt for self-preservation. Eva Braun parties while Magda Goebbels kills her children. The movie goes on to show how Hitler and Eva lived their last hours in the Bunker.Directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel. Written by Bernd Eichinger. Based on the book Inside Hitler's Bunker by Joachim Fest; and the book Bis zur letzten Stunde by Traudl Junge and Melissa Muller. In German, with English subtitles. Running time: 155 minutes. Includes a bonus DVD with nearly 3 hours of extras! No US DVD release until late 2005 * Please note you will need an All Code DVD player to view. Full Specs; DISC ONE, The movie (theatrical version), DISC TWO, Audio description in German Hitler's Last Days -documentary (58 mins), Making of 'The Downfall -featurette (50 mins), Melissa Mller (author of the book 'Bis zur letzten Stunde') speaks about Traudl Junge (9 mins), 'The bunker' - A virtual tour, Interviews with: - Bruno Ganz, - Alexandra Maria Lara, - Corinna Harfouch, - Ullirch Matthes, - Julianne Khler, - Heino Ferch, - Bernd Eichinger (producer), - Joachim Fest (writer), - Oliver Hirschbiegel (director), Cast and crew biographies, Biographies of the historic figures, Subtitles: English and German HoH, Picture format: 1.78:1 Anamorphic PAL ,Soundtrack(s): German DTS 5.1 , German Dolby Digital 5.1 Case type: 2-Disc Digi-Pack Notes: Packaged in a slipcase.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Cinematic masterpiece - a must see\n\nReview: Bernd Eichinger's 2004 masterpiece \"Der Untergang\" is in every way a magnificent cinematic achievement deserving all the praise heaped on it by other reviewers here and by critics and audiences throughout the world. This is riveting and utterly convincing drama with five-star performances from all the leads and in particular a career-defining and oscar-worthy performance from Swiss-born Bruno Ganz as Hitler. Ganz is so consistently outstanding he dominates all his scenes. He shows Hitler in all his complexity: how he was able to inspire an almost mystical level of loyalty and fear from so many including his inner circle, most of the army generals and ordinary German citizens right until the end. He even has Hitler's Austrian accent exactly right (this would be lost on the non-German speaking viewer) and mannerisms observed from countless film records including the shaking hands thought to be caused by the progress of Parkinson's disease.\n\nThe main focus of the film's action is the drama played out in the Fuhrerbunker as Hitler interacts with Himmler and Fegelein, Albert Speer, various army generals and the dominant and ever-present Joseph Goebbels (played to perfection with cynical malice by Ulrich Matthes). Hitler rages against all who have \"betrayed\" him (the Wehrmacht, the Luftwaffe, Goering, Himmler, the German people); exhibits maniacal and delusional behaviour by issuing impossible-to-execute orders to phantom military formations which no longer exist, interrupted by occasional periods of insight and lucidity. Others try to maintain some normality in the face of the Armageddon unfolding around them, even as they discuss the best way to kill oneself: cyanide or a shot to the head?\n\nThis main narrative is counterbalanced by several well-integrated sub-plots focusing on the hell-on-Earth of the Soviet assault through the streets of Berlin, notably SS surgeon Ernst-Gunther Schenck's (Christian Berkel) attempt, with a subtle mixture of thoroughbred military efficiency and genuine humanitarian sentiment, to organise the medical facilities to care for the thousands of wounded and dying in the city. Some of the Hitler Youth defenders are literally children, assaulting the Soviet tanks with Panzerfaust rocket-grenades and in turn getting killed in droves. SS punishment squads roam the streets seeking deserters, real and imagined, to publicly execute. Chaos and mayhem reign, but National Socialist order must nevertheless be maintained.\n\nThe film looks magnificent and utterly real. Despite the focus on theatrical personal interactions inside the bunker, the outdoor street scenes are genuinely cinematic and show the unfolding horror and carnage to perfection.\n\nThe only minor issue might be that for the viewer unfamiliar with many of the 20 or so historical characters in the film it's difficult, on first viewing, to understand who everyone is and where they fit in to the story. Brief subtitling below a new character on first appearance explaining who he/she is might have helped here. This is one reason why the film is actually more absorbing and enjoyable on second viewing, when the viewer has more familiarity with the characters.\n\nOverall a great, great historical drama based closely on eyewitness accounts which succeeds both as cinema and as drama. Make sure you see the film with original German dialogue as spoken by the actors, and don't be conned into watching an inferior overdubbed version.\n\nA seriously excellent film deserving five stars. For anyone interested in this period of European history or just serious about film: see it.","Product: Region 1 NTSC.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The true story of Seraphine de Senlis: a fine film deserving all its awards\n\nReview: POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT - IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THE TRUE STORY\n\nThis is an unusual, slow-paced and absorbing biopic about Seraphine Louis, a poorly-educated and deeply religious single woman living in the town of Senlis in eastern France in the first decades of the 20th century. Despite great adversity, Seraphine eventually became a highly regarded `nave' artist of some renown whose work had a distinctive style and is now featured in any comprehensive history of 20th century art.\n\nWritten and directed by Martin Provost (Cocoon, Le Ventre de Juliette) `Seraphine' won a number of French Film Academy awards. Yolande Moreau plays the somewhat eccentric but deeply sympathetic Seraphine to perfection, creating a complex and secretive character whose private life and motivations are slowly uncovered as the film progresses. The hard, unglamorous life of a poorly educated single woman in the early 20th century is portrayed very well, where every sous she earns from laborious hours as a domestic cleaner is needed for food and to buy the materials from which she manufactures her own paints - also using the wax from votive candles taken from the church, animal blood from the butcher and pigments pressed from wild flowers she gathers. Driven by an inner passion and religious fervour, she paints at night in the privacy of her rented room, by candlelight, and shows her paintings to no-one. Even the viewer is not shown the paintings until well into the film.\n\nThe story of the discovery of Seraphine's extraordinary paintings by German art critic Wilhelm Uhde is brilliantly told. Being German, he has to flee France in the summer of 1914 but returns 10 years later. Eventually, by accident, he finds Seraphine again, begins to champion her work and bring it to international attention.\n\nLife did not end happily for the eccentric and child-like Seraphine. Psychiatric instability - possibly a causative factor in her extraordinary artistic visions and the driving energy behind her painting - eventually led to her detention and incarceration. Uhde continued to care for her welfare and ensured she had the maximum comfort possible with a private room and access to the garden, but she never left institutional care and died in 1942.\n\nThis is a touching true story, and a very good (if not exactly `feel-good') film. The dialogue is not too wordy, so for non-French speakers reading the subs is no problem. The cinematography is beautiful and overall it's a quality piece of work with serious and unusual subject matter. For me, it drops a star only because of the rather downbeat ending to what was ultimately a rather tragic story. Nevertheless, highly recommended viewing: it's a pity high-quality European films like this get such limited distribution outside their home market.","Product: When a new sergeant, James, takes over a highly trained bomb disposal team amidst violent conflict, he surprises his two subordinates, Sanborn and Eldridge by recklessly plunging them into a deadly game of urban combat. As the men struggle to control their wild new leader, the city explodes into chaos, and James' true character reveals itself in a way that will change each man forever.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Film of the year? Was 2009 really this bad?\n\nReview: With competition like the outstanding `District 9' and the visually stunning `Avatar' released in 3-D in 2009 (not to mention `The Blind Side'), it's difficult to understand how Kathryn Bigelow's film could justifiably be considered the best film of the year by the Academy. Life is full of surprises.\n\nThe Hurt Locker of the title refers to a box of bomb parts, fuses and detonators which Sgt William James, the main character at the centre of the story, keeps under his bed. These are souvenirs of all the bombs that almost killed him, but didn't. The film has a few plus points: building of tension, the realism of the environment (filmed in Jordan with Iraqi ex-pats playing Iraqi citizens and insurgents) and conveying the lethality and horror of the work the EOD team do. However there are too many shortcomings for this to be a great film, and classic status is an unlikely future.\n\nFirst of all, there is no real plot or development of character and the story goes nowhere. From a straw poll of people I know who have also seen the film the audience does not easily warm to the three main players and frankly doesn't much care what happens to them. I certainly didn't. The characters are only one step beyond cardboard cut-outs.\n\nSecondly, bomb disposal teams in the real world do not risk their own lives and those of colleagues recklessly by defusing lethal ordnance by hand when small robot vehicles are perfectly capable of doing the job, as shown in the first scene - not more than once anyway, without facing serious disciplinary action. The `maverick hero challenging staid authority' theme, a favorite staple of Hollywood, is pushed to incredulity here.\n\nThirdly, even a viewer who has not served in the military can see many of the anomalies which make the whole film look sloppy. Three guys in an EOD team repeatedly alone in a potentially hostile environment, with no supporting infantry or cover? Come on. The new pixelated uniforms are anachronistic for 2004, when the film is supposed to be set. When the main protagonist James - a serving US Army sergeant no less - hijacks a shady DVD-seller's car by holding a gun to the guy's head and orders him to drive to the house of a murdered young boy's family, well, at that point I'm afraid suspension of disbelief went too far. The whole scene was utterly preposterous, pure fantasy, unreal: the very worst of Hollywood is no less believable than this. The three's subsequent race through dark alleyways in Baghdad at night with flashlights on their helmets searching for suspected bombers (LIGHTED FLASHLIGHTS ON THEIR HELMETS FOR GOD'S SAKE!) well, Kathryn, you lost my interest. That's just plain stupid. Then the leg-wounded Sergeant Eldridge is evacuated in an ancient Vietnam-era Huey helicopter. In 2004. Yeah.\n\nWhy not get these details right? It's not difficult. Because these numerous gaffes are not compensated by plot, storyline, script or anything else to hold the viewer's interest, boredom and impatience set in so that the anomalies come into sharper focus.\n\nConsidering the relatively modest (by current Hollywood standards) budget the film does look gritty and real. It actually looks like Iraq. Competent direction and editing ensure the film is a white-knuckle rollercoaster of tension for much of the running time but because of insufficient episodes of light and shade the tension paradoxically starts to become monotonous and loses its edge. The hand-held camera work, used so effectively by Spielberg in `Saving Private Ryan' to convey chaotic, combat-urgent realism, is appropriate but hardly original and has been done better by others. And who were those Brits disguised as Arabs in the middle of the desert supposed to be? Mercenaries? Special Forces? We're not told. They seem to be featured to remind American viewers there are other foreign forces in Iraq and so it's confusing, and this particular crew's main function seems to be to get shot dead in the fire-fight to add to the drama.\n\nOn the positive side, the film is refreshingly apolitical and does not (unlike `Avatar') preach to the audience and tell them what they should think. The political views of the writer/director are not put into the mouths of the actors, and the viewer is left to make up his own mind what he thinks about the wisdom or folly of the conflict in a broader geopolitical context.\n\nThe short scene near the end of the film with James back home with his wife and young son, engaged with the banalities of everyday suburban life like cleaning leaves from rain drains and shopping at the supermarket, is understated and well, OK. However, we have no feeling of the relationship between James and his wife or why he should choose to leave his infant son and return to his lethal work in Iraq except the premise that `war/life-threatening danger is a drug, an addiction.' Yeah, profound. This could have been a rich and powerful dramatic scene if handled well but the opportunity is lost and the theme is not convincingly explored.\n\nDare one suspect the Academy's best film and best direction awards decisions were guided by sensitivity to the essentially worthy subject matter of `The Hurt Locker' and the feeling that to pass over this film might be seen as an insult to the serving soldiers in Iraq? That to award the Oscar to Bigelow's ex-husband's `Avatar' might be seen as confirmation that Hollywood is just about escapist entertainment spectaculars and simplistic, PC-driven new-age platitudes? Maybe the Oscar was awarded to Bigelow on gender grounds to have a female director win for the first time, even though the film itself barely deserves it. We can only speculate. Not a good decision on artistic grounds because although `The Hurt Locker' is not an outright bad film, it's not very good either. A better film with this subject matter might have been made. The other major war-themed movie of 2009, `Inglorious Basterds' although containing all Tarantino's violent fantasy-comic-book excesses, nevertheless has a tight and clever plot, strongly defined characters, superlative script, wicked black humor and an outstanding denoument which puts it way ahead of Bigelow's thinner offering as a satisfying viewing experience.","Product: David Finchers The Social Network is the stunningtale of a new breed of cultural insurgent: a punkgenius who sparked a revolution and changedthe face of human interaction for a generation,and perhaps forever. Shot through with emotionalbrutality and unexpected humor, this superbly craftedfilm chronicles the formation of Facebook andthe battles over ownership that followed upon thewebsites unfathomable success. With a complex,incisive screenplay by Aaron Sorkin and a brilliantcast including Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield andJustin Timberlake, The Social Network bears witness tothe birth of an idea that rewove the fabric of societyeven as it unraveled the friendship of its creators.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Sharp, witty and clever; Fincher's deliciously scripted black comedy is a tour-de-force not to be missed\n\nReview: This may well be seen as director David Fincher's best ever film, deserving of all plaudits bestowed by critics and audiences alike. An improbable idea for a movie, the \"The Social Network\" is unexpectedly involving from the opening scene when we're introduced to Facebook originator Mark Zuckerberg as a Harvard undergraduate sitting across the table from his girlfriend (who is about to dump him for \"being an a**hole\") in a night club. We're shown up-front what kind of character he is: nerdy, a little socially challenged, no effective censoring filter from brain to mouth, definitely not your average movie-hero type but at the same time immensely intelligent, creative and uninhibited by conventional thinking. Young Jesse Eisenberg puts in an oscar-worthy performance as a not-exactly-endearing Zuckerberg (the real life Mark Zuckerberg has apparently seen the film and claims that a lot of the details are wrong). Though we don't know how close Eisenberg's mixed-bag portrayal is to the real Mark Zuckerberg, Eisenberg does a masterful job sustaining a difficult character role and slowly revealing more nuanced and complex traits as the film progresses.\n\nThe storyline unfolds by juxtaposing two latter-day lawsuit hearings where Zuckerberg was sued simultaneously by Facebook co-founder and Harvard student friend Eduardo Saverin (played again to perfection by young Andrew Garfield) for being deceitfully cut out of the business by Zuckerberg when he moved to California, and by the rich high-society Winklevoss twins (both played by Armie Hammer in a triumph of seamless CGI technology) who claimed to have seeded the original social networking website concept to Zuckerberg who then allegedly took their basic idea, wrote the program code and made it a successful venture. These round-table legal hearings alternate with the main action, shown in flashback.\n\nThe script is razor-sharp and makes for delicious black comedy as the audience eventually ends up rooting for the socially inept and unlikeable Zuckerberg as he navigates his way through the maze of greed and self-interest ranged against him whilst working day and night to perfect his programming for the Facebook site. The pacing is fast and the editing snappy: the viewer needs his wits about him to follow every twist and turn. Justin Timberlake puts in a stellar performance as cynical, iconoclastic but visionary Napster founder Sean Parker who enticed Zuckerman to relocate to California, and had the vision to see that the Facebook concept could be a one-off opportunity to make billions of dollars for the founders if it was handled right and not sold off too soon; that accepting advertising would make the site \"uncool\" and, though it might bring in needed short-term revenue, it would at the same time inhibit growth and downgrade its ultimate floatation value.\n\nThe script is full of biting one-liners and dense, intelligent dialogue. Virtually every minute of the running time is, unexpectedly, edge-of-seat drama. Alan Sorkin's screenwriting is sharp, economical, witty and with never a wasted line; the comedy the deepest imaginable shade of black.\n\nAnyone who knows the story knows that Zuckerberg was persuaded to settle out-of-court and everyone ended up rich, even the undeserving. Everyone is a winner, but only financially and not morally and we don't have a conventional \"happy ending\". The film's cynical heart is another great strength: it's a bitingly realistic social commentary on contemporary values, on a global economic system which disproportionately rewards the originator of one creative idea whose time has come, so long as said originator is smart enough and ruthless enough to time it right and carry it off. Zuckerberg became the world's youngest multi-billionaire by age 25. Echoing the opening nightclub scene with the disenchanted girlfriend, the lawyer's final throwaway line on advising Zuckerberg to settle out of court \"You're not an a**hole Mark, but you're trying hard to be one\" could be the definitive quote summing up not just the characters in the movie, but the current zeitgeist in an inequitable and money-obsessive world. The understated musical score is perfect for the mood.\n\nIf you haven't yet seen \"The Social Network\", put it at the top of your movies-to-see list. If you're smart, educated and socially aware, and just a little cynical about our contemporary society you're probably gonna love it.","Product: After the death of his father King George V (Michael Gambon) and the scandalous abdication of King Edward VIII (Guy Pearce), Bertie (Colin Firth) who has suffered from a debilitating speech impediment all his life, is suddenly crowned King George VI of England. With his country on the brink of war and in desperate need of a leader, his wife, Elizabeth (Helena Bonham Carter), the future Queen Mother, arranges for her husband to see an eccentric speech therapist, Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush). After a rough start, the two delve into an unorthodox course of treatment and eventually form an unbreakable bond. With the support of Logue, his family, his government and Winston Churchill (Timothy Spall), the King will overcome his stammer and deliver a radio-address that inspires his people and unites them in battle. Based on the true story of King George VI, \"The King's Speech\" follows the Royal Monarch's quest to find his voice.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A deserving Academy Award winner: witty, intelligent, entertaining and life-affirming\n\nReview: In contrast to the Academy's puzzling choice of Best Picture in 2010 (the instantly forgettable `The Hurt Locker'), in 2011 the award of Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director and Best Screenplay to this fine film seems to have been anticipated by all and greeted with universal acclaim.\n\nThe story is one which most viewers will already know, so spoiler alerts ought to be unnecessary. The stammer suffered by King George VI (known as the Duke of York in public and `Bertie' in private prior to his wholly unexpected and unlooked-for coronation, following his elder brother's sudden abdication in 1936), especially whilst speaking in public, had defeated even the most able speech therapists laden with high medical credentials. Bertie's wife Elizabeth (played by Helena Bonham-Carter in one of her best-ever roles) sought out Lionel Logue, a highly unconventional Australian with no formal qualifications in speech therapy who employed self-taught, unorthodox but highly effective techniques developed whilst treating traumatised survivors of the WW1 trenches to speak again. The development of an improbable relationship of trust and mutual respect between Colin Firth's Bertie and Geoffrey Rush's Logue is at the heart of the drama; explored with intelligence, poignancy and sharp humour, it's one of the best realised screenplays of recent years.\n\nThe first-class acting tour-de-force from the two male leads is boosted by a stellar supporting cast: the aforementioned Ms. Bonham-Carter as the Duchess of York/Queen Elizabeth; Michael Gambon in excellent form as George V (whose untimely demise initiated the constitutional crisis); Guy Pearce as the less-than-sympathetic Edward VIII; Jennifer Ehle as Lionel's wife Myrtle and Tim Spall hamming it up as Winston Churchill. Tom Hooper's direction is a textbook lesson in how to involve an audience from first frame to last by using fine character actors delivering a first-class script, snappy editing, pacy and involving storyline, witty and intelligent one-liners and a tension-packed but ultimately triumph-over-adversity-feelgood ending.\n\nThe film has received some minor criticisms for its compression of real-life timescales: Bertie and Logue in reality began working together as early as 1926 and Bertie's stammer was much improved after only a few months; Churchill was not PM nor even in the Cabinet on the declaration of war in September 1939 and no cheering crowds greeted the King's outbreak-of-war speech, and so on. However the film is not a documentary but a piece of drama, and these few liberties are taken (as in many a decent drama) to enable it to work effectively in a 2-hour timeframe.\n\nThe plaudits surrounding `The King's Speech' are entirely justified, as are the basket of top-level awards it's scooped. It's entertaining, clever and edge-of-seat riveting. Colin Firth's performance in particular is a marvel, and will likely be one of the best you'll see this year.\n\n'The King's Speech' is everything a truly great film should be, and a deserving multiple award-winner.","Product: Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) is a foulmouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate teacher. She drinks, gets high, and cant wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of her bogus day job. When shes dumped by her fianc, she sets her sights on a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) while shrugging off the advances of the school gym teacher (Jason Segel). The consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, coworkers, and even herself an education like no other!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Bad Teacher? Bad message\n\nReview: If you don't recoil from the idea of a school teacher in charge of your children's education who smokes dope, lies, steals, manipulates those around her, uses movies to babysit her class while she sleeps off a hangover every morning and is totally devoid of any sense of professional responsibility to her students, then maybe you'll find this film funny.\n\nThe overriding conceit at the heart of `Bad Teacher' is the idea that the audience will somehow look past the reprehensible moral bankruptcy at the core of the central character (played to perfection by Cameron Diaz) and root for her, because she's good looking and has a few memorable one-liners so all can be forgiven. The character Diaz plays so well is dishonest, greedy, lazy, irresponsible, rude, utterly self-serving and in every way despicable. She is educating your kids, folks, and her manipulative, blackmailing ways win out for her in the end. This is funny, OK?\n\nThe film gets two stars rather than one because, on a purely technical level, it works as a (very improbable) narrative. The storyline is coherent and the editing snappy, the actors give their all, the script does have its moments, it's watchable. But somehow it's hard to get past the overall message the film leaves you with: if you're a selfish, lying, morally bankrupt, pot-smoking, drunken, money-grubbing whore willing to blackmail and deceive all around you whilst having complete contempt for any kind of professional responsibility to your students and their futures, this is in some way admirable. You will win out over more honest and responsible people, and it's hilarious.\n\nNo, it's not.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Scorsese delivers a fine bio-pic of the deeper Beatle\n\nReview: Following on from his outstanding 2005 documentary of Bob Dylan's early career `No Direction Home' and his excellent series on the blues, Martin Scorsese again proves himself to be a master of the craft of in-depth bio-pic documentary film-making with this glorious, colourful, warts-and-all portrait of George Harrison.\n\nThe film is available either on two separate DVDs with the Beatles break-up as the divider, or as one single uninterrupted DVD - if you can take a three-and-a-half hour film in one sitting. Despite its 210-minute running time it never drags and holds the viewer's attention throughout.\n\nThe format is a roughly chronological narrative which follows Scorsese's usual `fly-on-the-wall' style of no-voiceover-commentary, allowing for the interviewees - Paul McCartney, Ringo, Eric Clapton, Phil Spector, Jackie Stewart, Klaus Voorman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Olivia and Dhani Harrison and George himself (not a complete list by any means) - to do the talking. The memories are poignant, honest, heartfelt and engaging, offering a mostly sympathetic portrait of this most introspective of Beatles juxtaposed with archive footage and stills from George's long career, plus some live concert and studio sessions.\n\nSome of the most arresting moments explore George's rejection of the trappings of fame, lack of interest in awards and quest for deeper self-knowledge and `spirituality'. Harrison's long friendship with Ravi Shankar and interest in Indian mysticism, his wicked sense of humour and his warm generosity, his love of privacy in his Surrey home which he carefully re-landscaped himself with spade in hand, all reveal a man who strove, sometimes in small ways and sometimes on a big canvas - like his 1971 visionary project to raise money for victims of the Bangladesh famine, a blueprint for Bob Geldof's `Live Aid' project 15 years later - to make the world a better place; to make a difference.\n\nGeorge Harrison was in so many ways an exceptional and atypical rock star, and Martin Scorsese has done him proud with this superb film. If you are of a later generation who missed the 1960s and 1970s, and the name George Harrison means little to you, then seeing this film might be time well spent; it'll give you a flavour of this talented, generous and unusual man. And BTW if you love and appreciate the Pythons' `Life of Brian' - well, it would never have seen the light of day without George, whose financial support enabled the film to be made.","Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Scorsese delivers a fine bio-pic of the deeper Beatle\n\nReview: Following on from his outstanding 2005 documentary of Bob Dylan's early career `No Direction Home' and his excellent series on the blues, Martin Scorsese again proves himself to be a master of the craft of in-depth bio-pic documentary film-making with this glorious, colourful, warts-and-all portrait of George Harrison.\n\nThe film is available either on two separate DVDs with the Beatles break-up as the divider, or as one single uninterrupted DVD - if you can take a three-and-a-half hour film in one sitting. Despite its 210-minute running time it never drags and holds the viewer's attention throughout.\n\nThe format is a roughly chronological narrative which follows Scorsese's usual `fly-on-the-wall' style of no-voiceover-commentary, allowing for the interviewees - Paul McCartney, Ringo, Eric Clapton, Phil Spector, Jackie Stewart, Klaus Voorman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Olivia and Dhani Harrison and George himself (not a complete list by any means) - to do the talking. The memories are poignant, honest, heartfelt and engaging, offering a mostly sympathetic portrait of this most introspective of Beatles juxtaposed with archive footage and stills from George's long career, plus some live concert and studio sessions.\n\nSome of the most arresting moments explore George's rejection of the trappings of fame, lack of interest in awards and quest for deeper self-knowledge and `spirituality'. Harrison's long friendship with Ravi Shankar and interest in Indian mysticism, his wicked sense of humour and his warm generosity, his love of privacy in his Surrey home which he carefully re-landscaped himself with spade in hand, all reveal a man who strove, sometimes in small ways and sometimes on a big canvas - like his 1971 visionary project to raise money for victims of the Bangladesh famine, a blueprint for Bob Geldof's `Live Aid' project 15 years later - to make the world a better place; to make a difference.\n\nGeorge Harrison was in so many ways an exceptional and atypical rock star, and Martin Scorsese has done him proud with this superb film. If you are of a later generation who missed the 1960s and 1970s, and the name George Harrison means little to you, then seeing this film might be time well spent; it'll give you a flavour of this talented, generous and unusual man. And BTW if you love and appreciate the Pythons' `Life of Brian' - well, it would never have seen the light of day without George, whose financial support enabled the film to be made.","Product: Director Ang Lee creates a groundbreaking movie event about a young man who survives a tragic disaster at sea and is hurtled into an epic journey of adventure and discovery. While marooned on a lifeboat, he forms an amazing and unexpected connection with the ship's only other survivor...a fearsome Bengal tiger.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Ang Lee's unusual Oscar winner demonstrates how to film the `un-filmable'\n\nReview: Ang Lee has a fine record for making unusual films, and from `Eat Drink Man Woman' through `Hulk' to `Brokeback Mountain' has proven to be the antithesis of a formulaic director. True to form, his film of Yann Martel's \"un-filmable\" book `Life of Pi' is a triumph of cinematography and storytelling. The underlying themes of God-evidenced-in-Nature and the victory of the human spirit in adversity are very well realised by Lee's narrative structure and editing, and the film is a feast for the eyes and the mind.\n\nThe story is told in first-person narrative with Pi as narrator, his character played by four different actors as he ages. The excellent young Suraj Sharma takes the lion's share (tiger's share?) as the 16-year old Pi in the film's main sequence when adrift on the Pacific with Bengal tiger Richard Parker following a shipwreck. Sharma (picked from 3,000 actors who auditioned for the part) delivers a convincing performance of fear, struggle, cool intelligence & courage, and gradually masters his hostile environment and terrible predicament, growing spiritually on the journey as he asserts dominance over the tiger so that they might both survive. Although for safety reasons the tiger and Sharma were filmed separately, you will absolutely believe in the terrifying visceral power of their face-to-face confrontations and in their developing relationship.\n\nThe wildlife in the film looks superb and the wild animals behave exactly like wild animals, red in tooth and claw. There's no sentimentality here, and the viewer is never spared the cruelties of nature. For this reason the film may be disturbing to young children despite its often enchanting visual content.\n\nThe Blu-ray 3D release contains a documentary film (itself in 3D) about the making of the film in which Lee explains how he conceived the film from the beginning as a 3D experience for the audience, and that this is the medium in which it needs to be seen. There's a lot of detail here for film buffs.\n\nSome have chosen to nit-pick at details of the film and a few have disliked it; it may be that for those viewers this is just not the kind of story that floats their boat, so to speak. `Life of Pi' strives to explore deeper territory than the average Hollywood fare, in a highly original way. Lee succeeds in discussing the philosophy of religion; is there a creator and where can we experience evidence of it in nature? This is quite a difficult trick to pull off in a 127-minute film whilst entertaining the audience at the same time, but Lee's rare talent does just about manage it - and with a sting in the tail, too: at the end of the day, which story do you prefer?","Product: United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: English ( Dolby Digital 5.1 ), English ( Subtitles ), ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN (2.35:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Anamorphic Widescreen, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: Neil McCormick (Ben Barnes) always knew he'd be famous. A young Irish songwriter and budding genius, nothing less than a life of rock n' roll stardom will do. But there's only room for one singer in school band The Hype and his friend Paul's already bagged the job. So Neil forms his own band with his brother Ivan (Robert Sheehan). There's only one problem: The Hype have changed their name. To 'U2'. And Paul (Martin McCann) has turned into 'Bono'. Naturally there's only one option for Neil: become bigger than U2. The brothers head to London in their quest for fame, but their every action is dwarfed by the soaring success of their old school rivals. And when Ivan discovers the shocking truth behind Neil's rivalry with U2, it threatens to destroy everything. As his rock n' roll dream crashes and burns, is Neil forever destined to live in the shadows of superstardom? And what if the answer lies in... Killing Bono? ...Killing Bono ( I Was Bono's Doppelgnger )\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The other side of the 1980s U2 phenomenon: sharp, witty and clever\n\nReview: This 2011 comedy-with-a-hard-edge derives its screenplay from Neil McCormick's semi-autobiographical 2003 book `Killing Bono: I Was Bono's Doppelgnger'. Shot mainly in Belfast (which doubles for the film's 1980s Dublin and London locations) and directed by Nick Hamm, the result is clever, witty and entertaining.\n\nThe core of the story is that, contemporaneously with the embryonic U2 - who initially called themselves `The Hype' - another schoolboy band in Dublin led by the McCormack brothers, Neil (the older, played by Ben Barnes) and Ivan (the younger, talented, guitar player played by Robert Sheehan) was starting up. Neil believes his band to be better than Bono's outfit, so when Bono asks Neil to release his brother Ivan from his band because he wants him for U2, Neil declines - the first in a long line of poor decisions on Ivan's behalf which costs his younger brother an `A-list' musical career.\n\nThe story then develops as in parallel with U2's rapid international success, Neil and Ivan stumble from one hilarious episode to the next and suffer continuous frustration and disappointment in `making it big'. Invariably, Neil makes poor decisions even when opportunity comes knocking and always believes his band - `Shook Up' - can make it with no help from U2, who offer to get them a recording contract and a place as support band on their tour, which Neil declines without ever consulting his brother. The tribulations include becoming indebted to a psychopathic Irish mafia gang leader; playing sleazy strip joints to an apathetic audience; scheduling a breakthrough gig to coincide with The Pope's mass in Phoenix Park; and escape to London where they again miss the chance of a recording contract but rent a run-down loft apartment from the excellent and extremely camp Pete Postlethwaite (in his final film role) who opens up a whole new social life for the boys.\n\nSuccess in a small way did come eventually to the McCormacks' band but they might have been better known, and sooner, without Neil's self-confessed blunders. The story is fast-paced and the script good with plenty of laugh-out-loud dialogue, especially when involving Peter Serafinowicz as the frequently lethal but narcissistic Irish Mafia king, making a great success of a difficult role. Martin McCann is particularly convincing as Bono: he even looks like him, and has his persona to a `T'.\n\n`Killing Bono' is a good way to spend a couple of hours and almost everyone I know who has seen it is of the opinion that it deserves a wider audience. You don't need to be a U2 fan, or even a rock music fan, to enjoy it.","Product: Luc Besson directs this biopic about Burmese pro-democracy activist Aung San Suu Kyi, played in the film by Michelle Yeoh. Suu Kyi spent almost 15 years under house arrest for leading a non-violent uprising against Burma's long-standing military dictatorship. With the unwavering support of her husband, Oxford academic Michael Aris (David Thewlis), Suu Kyi sacrifices the peace and security of family life in England to lead the struggle to bring democracy to her native country, and put an end to the violence, corruption and human rights abuses that have come to characterise Burmese politics.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Michelle Yeohs stellar and career-defining performance in a fine film\n\nReview: In this excellent Anglo-French production, director Luc Besson has chosen to tell the story of Aung San Suu Kyi through the experience of her marriage to Oxford academic Michael Aris (an intelligent and sensitive performance by David Thewlis). The film explores the heartache of a family life characterised by long separations due to Suus choice to commit her life first and foremost to democracy and civil rights in her native Burma, and the resultant choices and sacrifices which both agree to endure for the cause.\n\nWhat might in the hands of a less skilled director have turned into a political polemic, or worse, a worthy but uninvolving biopic, has become under Bessons skilled direction a truly great film with a strong storyline and real emotional power. The action see-saws between Suus struggles against the regime in Burma and Michaels safe, suburban academic life in Oxford, highlighting his unquestioning support for her decision even though it means she is absent from her children growing through adolescence, and of course from him. Whilst stopping short of doing Suu actual harm because her high public profile would bring down the outrage of the international community, the military regime in Burma does everything possible to make her leave Burma voluntarily but she refuses to go, knowing that if she were to leave, new laws would be framed by the regime to ensure she would never be allowed back and she could be far less effective outside the country.\n\nThe audience is not spared graphic images of the horrors perpetrated by the Burmese regime. The violence however is in no way gratuitous, but essential to the action and to the story. The less well-known struggles of Michael in the background bringing up the teenage boys on his own, lobbying for his wife to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to attract international news coverage & so add a layer of protection for her, missing her but uncomplaining are well portrayed by Thewlis, whose performance is noble, intelligent and understated, and capped off by his brief cameos as Michaels identical-twin brother.\n\nMichelle Yeoh remains the shining star of the film. Her portrayal of Aung San Suu Kyi runs the full gamut of the emotional spectrum while remaining noble and dignified in the face of ever-mounting indignities. She also learned Burmese (!) for the role, delivering Suus public speeches in front of large crowds in the Burmese language with utter conviction. You will believe absolutely that Yeoh is Aung San Suu Kyi, clearly understanding the difficult choices she made and their consequences.\n\nThe film would be worth five stars just for Yeohs stellar performance, but in fact The Lady is a finely crafted and emotionally involving film with no weak performances. Recommended.","Product: Directed by Sam Mendes. Starring Ralph Fiennes, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: By taking 007 into deeper territory, has Sam Mendes delivered the best Bond film ever?\n\nReview: The 50-year old James Bond franchise has come of age. Whilst retaining superbly realized edge-of-the-seat action sequences, `Skyfall' is a pacey and character-driven film with strong script and fine editing; a deeper, darker, more grown-up thriller for a mature audience. It's by far the best of the three Daniel Craig reboots, and a strong contender for the best Bond film to date.\n\nIn addition to a complex and absorbing plot full of unexpected twists, both 007 and M are revealed as three-dimensional characters with their own intertwined back-stories, their complex psychological motivations driving essential elements of the narrative. Director Sam Mendes summarized his version of Bond in `Skyfall' as \"a combination of lassitude, boredom, depression and difficulty with what he's chosen to do for a living\".\n\nAlthough 007 is the hero of the piece he's far removed from any of his predecessors. Here Bond is part-product of a tragic childhood; ruthless, damaged, flawed, unfashionably devoted to country (pay attention to Bond's word-association test at MI6 when he's being assessed for fitness to return to active duty to gain real psychological insight into the character). When recalled to duty he's old, tired, has gotten out of condition and can't shoot straight. The significance of the film's title is revealed only in the epic denouement, which takes us into young James Bond's childhood past and - with the spectacular destruction of the iconic 1960s Aston Martin from the early Connery films - symbolically turns a page in the history and re-defines the franchise for a new generation.\n\nThe film might have been less of a success without Javier Barden, who plays the villain of the piece to perfection: genius cyber-terrorist Raoul Silva, a study in complex psychosis from M's murky past. Barden brings genuine creepiness to the role. Sporting dyed blond hair he reprises in part his screen-stealing performance in the Coens' `No Country for Old Men' combined with the more theatrical elements of Batman's Joker. The intelligent and sometimes witty recurrent dialog between Silva and Bond throughout the film is screenwriting excellence.\n\nThere are no mediocre performances here. Naomie Harris is perfect as the unambiguously devoted young field agent assisting Bond throughout the action. Just the right amount of sexual frissant between Harris and Craig ensures the triumph of an unexpected but satisfying twist in the final reel, when her real name is revealed (you may know already but if not, this review ain't gonna spoil it for you). Young Ben Wishaw takes Q into new territory with a fine performance as a brilliant but personable cyber-geek whose razor-sharp intelligence and cool-head-in-a-crisis wins Bond's genuine respect. Ralph Fiennes is excellent, emerging as something other than what he initially seems to be, and Judi Dench as vital co-leading character bows out of the series in style with a powerful career-defining performance.\n\nOverall `Skyfall' delivers an absorbing viewing experience on many levels. There's much to savor here: strong, almost novelistic storyline; first-rate performances; fine script; action, mood-perfect soundtrack and - rare in a Bond film - some genuine emotional involvement with the characters who, for once, we start to care about.\n\nNow, Bond 24 is something to look forward to.","Product: The history of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor is re-created from U.S. and Japanese viewpoints.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fox's $25million 1970 spectacular is well-served by Blu-Ray, with the extended Japanese cinema release as a bonus\n\nReview: `Tora Tora Tora' cinema-released in 1970 is beyond dispute the best film ever made about the Japanese Navy's December 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor, incomparably superior to the juvenile, toe-curling 2001 embarrassment `Pearl Harbor' directed by Michael Bray and `starring' (if such a word can be used) the unfortunate Ben Afflick.\n\nTTT adopts a meticulous documentary style and tells the story from both US and Japanese perspectives in two separate and eventually interlocking narratives, deploying a large cast of characters but no obvious `stars' to focus the sympathies of the audience. The Japanese viewpoint is told by Japanese actors speaking Japanese and directed by Toshio Masuda and Kinji Fukasaku (Akira Kurosawa was initially engaged for the job, but worked too slowly and proved too much of a control freak, so was replaced). The American narrative is directed by Richard Fleischer. Caution: the first two thirds of the film may not appeal to viewers seeking only the excitement and titillation of combat action scenes, as the 18-month diplomatic build-up to the Japanese attack is chronicled with intelligence and fine detail. This background however serves to build the tension for the final reel very effectively, and places the action against a deeper perspective.\n\nThe scene of the actual attack lasts only 30-minutes, but soaked up the majority of the film's $25million budget, an unprecedented cinematic extravagance in 1970. As other reviewers have pointed out, there was no CGI in 1970: real aircraft and real ships were used (or the next-best thing: realistic 50-foot scale replicas). Mock dogfights were flown by real pilots in real vintage P40s and AT6 Texans `enhanced' to make them as close as possible in appearance to Japanese naval aircraft, and the carnage on the USN capital ships and the USAAF bases during the attack was created with real explosions and real danger to the stuntmen, several of whom were killed or injured during the filming. This long air-raid scene still looks absolutely stunning and utterly convincing, though being 1970 you don't see the horrific injuries detailed close-up as you might in a more recent production such as Spielberg's `Saving Private Ryan'.\n\nDue to this profligacy of spend on visual spectacle, TTT didn't break even for the studio on initial release but the film's reputation has grown over the years. It's a movie with a script so intelligent, with a narrative so well-crafted and edited, that you can watch it again and again and each time gain a deeper understanding of the complex historical perspective. The only mild criticism levelled at the film is that the Japanese treachery is whitewashed to a degree, with Hirohito's direct culpability airbrushed out as he was at the time of filming still constitutional monarch in the by-then reconstructed and democratic Japan, and this criticism does hold merit but does not take away from the power of the film.\n\nThe 2012 Blu-Ray from Fox Searchlight is the best-ever release of TTT, with astounding image clarity and sharp detail. You get both the original 136-minute English-language theatrical release with Japanese dialogue subtitled, and the extended 148-minute Japanese cinema release including a couple of extra scenes: a poignant scene of Yamamoto being ushered in to the Emperor's presence to discuss the planned attack, and a comedy vignette of two galley cooks on one of the Japanese carriers where the elder one tries to explain to the younger stooge-character how their crossing the international dateline means they are now living through yesterday again.\n\nThe Blu-Ray also includes an impressive menu of extras. The most interesting is a 90-minute documentary backstory of the film, its ruinous budget and the problems between Fox and the ageing, paranoid Kurosawa (\"in three weeks, he had filmed only eight minutes of unusable material\"), how the special effects were done and critical reception of the film on its 1970 release. Additionally, there's newsreel from 1941 and the documentary film `A Day of Infamy'. I also have the previous 136-minute DVD release in my collection, but the Blu-Ray beats it hands down for sharp image quality and as an overall viewing experience. Recommended unconditionally to anyone interested in the origins of America's entry into WW2, to action-movie fans and cinema buffs everywhere.","Product: Django Unchained (2012)\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Tarantino's comic-book revenge western has sharp dialogue & fine performances, but is it really just a juvenile splatter-movie?\n\nReview: In `Django Unchained' Quentin Tarantino continues to fictionalise history, as he did so successfully in `Inglorious B's'. Here he brings his violent comic-book style of film making to the period of black plantation-slavery in the pre-civil war southern states of the US.\n\nEssentially DU is a fantasy-revenge western containing all the clichs of that genre as written by Sergio Leone in the 1960s. The screenplay is an amalgam of `Kill Bill' (the relentless repetitive splattering of enemies one by one, and sometimes 10 by 10) and IB (the fantasy revenge of a persecuted minority on their evil-cartoon-cut-out oppressors). As such its target audience is more likely to be juvenile and sensation-seeking than mature and sophisticated.\n\nThe saving grace of all Tarantino's films is the witty and clever dialogue, which here (unlike the action and basic plot) is anything but formulaic and continues to entertain throughout. The excellent Christoph Waltz trumps even his stellar appearance as the Nazi villain in IB to deliver a second Oscar-winning performance as King Schultz, the catalyst who holds the story together and drives the action for all but the final reel. Waltz's dialogue is witty, original, clich-free; delivered with a rare commanding intelligence and perfect timing. Leonardo DiCaprio turns in yet another outstanding character performance as the monstrous white racist and slave-owner Calvin J. Candie, Schultz's ultimate nemesis. Considering the restrictions of his dialogue Jamie Foxx is just OK but simply doesn't have the screen presence of for example Clint Eastwood in the `Dollars' movies to which DU pays homage; Samuel L. Jackson however shines in a difficult role as smart, sycophantic house slave Stephen inexplicably devoted to Candie. The only disappointment among the main characters is Kerry Washington as Django's enslaved and long-suffering wife Broomhilda. In place of the strong ballsy character full of defiance and witty dialogue that she might have been she instead just whimpers, whines and suffers causing the audience to wonder what on Earth does Django see in her?\n\nThe mostly clever script however does not rescue the film from the usual Tarantino excess. Unable to resist the temptation to titillate the juvenile sensibilities of his target audience and instead offer the audience any deeper perspectives on slavery, almost every sentence of dialogue for the whole 165 minutes is sprinkled with the `n' & `f' words. The ketchup-splatter violence gets to be - well just dull, actually. It's overdone to the point of pastiche, so anaesthetises its audience to the degree that all impact is lost. Tarantino needs to mature as a film maker and realise that if a measure of profanity in the right place adds to the power of a script and occasional acts of violence can hook the audience, then relentless repetition actually diminishes the viewing experience and can cause any mature thinking audience (with a mental age above 12) to lose interest and switch off.\n\nSo overall just OK: good dialogue and screenwriting with some exemplary acting performances, but ultimately marred by plastic, splatter-cartoon violence, almost ubiquitous unsophisticated racial stereotyping, little attempt at historical accuracy and as a film, lacking in serious substance. This is a shame, as the result could have been so much better. But hey, you may say, at the end of the day it's just schlock entertainment and fantasy fulfilment, not meant to be real - which is true.","Product: Alison Ellwood directs this official documentary exploring the history of the iconic US rock band. Formed in Los Angeles in 1971, the band established themselves as one of the foremost music acts of the '70s with seven number one singles, including arguably their best known song 'Hotel California'. Featuring a blend of archive material, performance footage and even home movies recorded by the band members, the documentary aims to evoke the highs and lows of their long career.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Documentary film making at its best offers the unabridged warts-and-all story of an American legend\n\nReview: As documentary films go this one is exceptionally long at just over 3 hours, but even if you don't know this iconic American rock/country band very well you'll likely find every minute both informative and entertaining. The story is told in flashback by the various band members over the years and is joyous, witty, good-natured and deeply acrimonious by turns.\n\nThe narrative is roughly chronological from the band's beginnings as (believe it or not) Linda Ronstadt's backing group, through international success (and excess) in the mid-1970s, to 21st century revival & survival. Music producers, past managers and other professionals from the industry chip in with wry observations and anecdotes about the band and its famous internal tensions, particularly the ill-feeling between on the one side the main songwriters and core members Don Henley and Glenn Frey, and on the other side guitarist Don Felder who in 2001 after 26 years of increasing tensions was `fired' by the other members of the band - the only Eagle to suffer such indignity. Felder initiated a $50million lawsuit as a consequence.\n\nThere is plenty of truly great concert footage and fly-on-the-wall detail showing how the band composed its most famous numbers. Joe Walsh in particular shines brightly both as a musician and as a character, and his segments always entertain.\n\nOn deciding to `re-form' in 1994 following a 14-year hiatus, most of the band seriously wondered: \"if we go back on the road and book some concert dates, will anyone show up?\" They needn't have worried; their shows continue to attract huge audiences worldwide and younger generations of new fans have become converts in droves.\n\nFor the Eagles fan this will of course be essential viewing, but even for the viewer not particularly interested in rock music this film offers a highly entertaining three hours. You may never have bought an album or single by The Eagles in your life, yet will likely be amazed how many of their iconic songs you know and recognise. Theirs was one of the defining sounds of the 1970s and this American music will probably live forever in the hearts of millions.","Product: Based on the classic novel by Leo Tolstoy Russia 1805. When we first meet Pierre (Paul Dano), Natasha (Lily James) and Andrei (James Norton), their youthful ambition, despite their privileged circumstances, is to find meaning in their lives. Kind-hearted but awkward Pierre, the illegitimate son of Russias richest man, wants to change the world for the better. The beautiful and spirited Natasha is searching for true love, while handsome and gallant Andrei, frustrated with the superficiality of society, seeks a higher purpose. At the same time Napoleons army edges ever closer to Russias borders. As everything they thought they knew is thrown into question, Pierre, Andrei and Natasha find themselves in a time when Russian lives are about to change forever. Please note a 1080/50i compatible player is required for playback.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Tolstoy abbreviated is a sumptuous and memorable production, well-served by Blu-ray\n\nReview: The BBCs 2015 production of War and Peace meets the challenge of condensing Tolstoys 1,000-page epic novel containing 500 named characters down to six hours of watchable screen time by focussing on 14 main characters at the core of the story. Through their eyes we experience the machinations of the Czarist aristocracy in the early 1800s struggling to increase family wealth through status-enhancing marriages, and the cataclysmic invasion of western Russia by Napoleons Grande Armee. These dramatic backdrops are used to frame the core characters personal development and interactions as they undergo deep, transformative, life-changing experiences.\n\nTolstoys novel is renowned for its discursions on philosophy and social justice, the relationship of the individual to society and our place in the universe, but the heart of the story is about family and the resultant bonds of love & duty. This 2015 production focuses on three of the five families central to the action: the Bezukhovs, the Rostovs and the Bolkonskys. Comparisons have been made with the much longer 1972 BBC series (20 episodes covering 17 hours of screen time), the earlier production a more stretched-out epic offering space for the characters to develop slowly in the framework of a longer narrative and for a larger cast of minor characters in the novel to play meaningful roles, whereas this shorter six-hour 2015 production inevitably forces severe pruning of the peripheral narrative threads in Tolstoys book.\n\nCinematically the 2015 production is magnificent: the costuming, the opulent 18th century interiors, the stunning landscapes covered with snow or summer flowers, the banquet tables, carriages and sleighs, and a thousand fine details is a continual feast for the eye and the mind. The state-of-the-art CGI is flawlessly integrated into the action and particularly effective in the battlefield scenes.\n\nThe casting is faultless: American actor Paul Dano conveys all Pierres innocence, idealism and goodness (with an impeccable British accent) plus his social awkwardness and naivety, James Norton the introverted, dutiful and courageous Andrei, Lily James nails the best-ever onscreen Natasha Rostova and Tuppence Middleton as the conniving, self-serving Helene is superb in a difficult and complex role (Tuppence finally gets her come-uppance in a very nasty way). Gillian Anderson is excellent as Anna Pavlovna Scherer; Jessica Buckley impressive as Andreis pious & devoted sister Marya; Aisling Loftus, Stephen Rea, Brian Cox all deliver fine, compelling performances. The screenwriting, editing and pacing are also very good.\n\nMy only gripe is that due to the constraint of six hours screen time, this otherwise excellent production feels too rushed. A longer production (like the BBCs 20-hour 1972 production) does Tolstoys novel better justice and enables the deeper themes to be explored, with more time for the character developments at the heart of the book. As an example Pierres prolonged encounter with the simple but wise Platon Karataev when both are prisoners of the French Army, so vital to his enlightenment and character transformation in the book, is skipped over in five minutes before the plot again races onto the next scene. However, this production is what it is: a fine piece of work with a coherent narrative & a great introduction to the book for younger viewers unfamiliar with Tolstoy. While too short, this 2015 production is nevertheless another notable triumph for the BBC drama department.\n\nThe picture and sound quality of the Blu-ray release is superb, the menus basic but functional and easy to use. The brief extras include scenes deleted from the finished edit, a feature about how the orchestral music was integrated into the film and how Count Rostovs folk dance was designed & choreographed.","Product: These three screen adaptations, Henry VI in two parts and Richard III, tell the story of The Wars of the Roses, an exceptionally turbulent period in British history. Shakespeare's plays are filmed in the visually breathtaking landscape and architecture of the period. Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Hugh Bonneville, Judi Dench, Michael Gambon, Sally Hawkins, Sophie Okonedo & Tom Sturridge, these exhilarating and emotionally charged films feature some of Shakespeare's most eloquent and powerful language.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Wars of the Roses: brilliant, passionate, bloody - and abbreviated\n\nReview: The second set of Shakespeares history plays produced by the BBC follows-on chronologically from the Henriad concluding with Tom Hiddleston's magnificent performance as Henry V.\n\nHere we have three films rather than the four of the first series. The tag-line to this second series is The Wars of the Roses as the films chronicle the conflict between the houses of Lancaster and York as they fought for the English crown between 1455 and 1485, culminating with the death of Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth, the end of the Yorkist dynasty and the dawn of the Tudor Age.\n\nHere Shakespeares three parts of Henry VI are pruned down into two films called Part 1 and Part 2. These are not identical to the plays so titled, but are basically parts 2 & 3 with an abbreviated part 1 (about the loss of territories in France won by Henry V) slotted into the first film. The difficult role of the weak, vacillating and unworldly Henry VI is here played to perfection by Tom Sturridge, who like Ben Wishaws excellent performance as Richard II in the first series makes the character of the young King both pitiable and sympathetic, whilst here Sturridges Henry VI is revealed as a fish out of water, completely unsuitable for kingship in the violent and bloody Middle Ages. His adulterous French-born queen Margaret is played superbly by Sophie Okonedo (with no trace of a French accent!), who brings strength of character, ruthlessness and vindictiveness to the role of this warrior-queen.\n\nCaution: some of the battle scenes portrayed in these plays are realistic to the point of being R-rated, as heads and limbs are severed and rivers of blood flow. The filmmakers decision to pull no punches when portraying these scenes can be questioned: while they hold the attention and convey the brutality of the time they are not for the squeamish or easily traumatised. Swords and axes cut into flesh and bone, severed heads are hoisted on pikes, people squirm as they are hanged from trees in the open and Joan of Arc screams as she is burned at the stake. You have been warned!\n\nIn the concluding film of the series Benedict Cumberbatch turns in an outstanding performance as Richard III, complete with scenes of his scoliosis skeletal deformity created by a convincing prosthesis. The running time of this play one of Shakespeares greatest - has been halved and the necessary editing may not be to the taste of the purist, as many witty asides in the original text from Richard to the audience have been excised to serve the needs of brevity. But Cumberbatchs performance as Shakespeares malignant usurper-king is nevertheless seriously impressive, conveying all the malevolence, intelligence and ruthlessness with few redeeming features.\n\nAs with the first series, the production is lavish. Fabulous costumes and sympathetic use of contemporary interiors (many in surviving buildings from the Middle Ages) are juxtaposed with epic landscapes in England and France, offering a rich theatrical experience which at the same time is magnificently cinematic.\n\nThis first class drama is a triumph for the BBC production team and has raised the bar for all future performances of these difficult plays on stage and screen. Unconditionally recommended.","Product: Language(s): Arabic----------------- Subtitles: English, Turkish---------------------- 2014 Academy Award nominee THE SQUARE details the incredible sacrifices made by a group of Egyptian activists as they battle regimes and risk their lives during the revolution, giving us a personal view of the conflict from the ground since the country s overthrow of a 30 year dictatorship in 2011. Directed by Egyptian-American filmmaker Jehane Noujaim, the multi-award winning documentary has recently been selected in the Documentary Feature category for the 86th Academy Awards. The Egyption Revolution has been an ongoing roller coaster. Through the news, we only get a glimpse of the bloodiest battle, an election, or a million man march. At the beginning of August 2013, we witnessed the second president deposed within the space of three years. THE SQUARE is a truly immersive experience, transporting the viewer deeply into the intense emotional drama and personal stories behind the news. It is the inspirational story of young people claiming their rights, struggling through multiple forces: from a brutal army dictatorship willing to crush protestors with military tanks, to corrupt a Muslim Brotherhood using mosques to manipulate voters. 2013 has been an incredible year for THE SQUARE. The documentary won The Audience Award: World Cinema: Documentary at Sundance Film Festival, the Blackberry People s Choice Documentary Award at the Toronto International Film Festival, Best Feature Award at the IDA Documentary Association, the Jury Prize at the ArcLight Documentary Film Series, Best Documentary at Carmel Art Film Festival as well as opening the Rencontres Internationales du Documentaire de Montreal and winning the Audience Award. Rezension FIVE Stars --The Times FOUR stars --Financial Times FOUR Stars --Daily Telegraph FOUR stars --Financial Times FOUR Stars --Daily Telegraph\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Jehane Noujaim's 2013 award-winner is a tour-de-force in any language\n\nReview: It's difficult to overpraise this acclaimed documentary film about the popular revolution in Egypt following the overthrow of President Hosni Mubarak in 2011. Director Jehane Noujaim's film is an outstanding piece of work deploying first-class filming/editing which splices together the stories of three major (Ahmed Hassan, Magdy Ashour & Khaled Abdalla) and several minor characters all committed to the revolution. Each has differing ideals and motivations, but as they agree to disagree they unite as campaigners - sometimes at great personal risk - for political change in Egypt.\n\n`The Square' of the title is Tahrir Square in Cairo, the centre of the action where thousands camped out for months to bring about the revolution. We witness the discussions and arguments of the protagonists as the revolution progresses over 24 months through phases, from the euphoria of Mubarak being forced from office to realization that the Moslem Brotherhood's subsequent government is almost as oppressive as what it replaces, to seizure of control by the Army and a realization that attaining democracy and freedoms will be a long process with many false dawns. The viewer is left deeply impressed by the unquenchable fire of hope for the future which drives these campaigners: all these principled people want is a governmental system where their voices may be heard, which so many of us in `the west' take for granted. These people are ultimately optimists and despite their privations, have no wish to leave Egypt for an easier life in the west. They want to stay and change their society for the good.\n\n`The Square' won multiple awards and makes riveting viewing at every level. Most of the film's dialog is in Arabic subtitled in English, though one of the protesters was educated in England so is a fluent and eloquent English speaker.\n\nSummary: informative, intelligent, entertaining, inspiring, excellent.","Product: United Kingdom released, Blu-Ray/Region A/B/C : it WILL NOT play on regular DVD player. You need Blu-Ray DVD player to view this Blu-Ray DVD: LANGUAGES: English ( Dolby Digital Stereo ), English ( Mono ), WIDESCREEN (1.78:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: 2-DVD Set, Deleted Scenes, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: ***WARNING***FILMED IN SUPERMARIONATION is Zone A/B/C and THIS IS SUPERMARIONATION is Zone B*** FILMED IN SUPERMARIONATION (2014) This is the definitive documentary telling the story of the unique puppetry and animation technique developed by Gerry and Sylvia and their team and deployed in all their programmes throughout the 1960s including Stingray, Captain Scarlet and, most famously, Thunderbirds. Directed and co-produced by Stephen La Riviere and hosted by Lady Penelope and Parker themselves, Filmed in Supermarionation is a screen adaptation of his book of the same name and features a wealth of previously unseen archive footage, brand new interviews with the surviving casts and crews and clips from the shows themselves. A highlight of the film are ingenious and accurate recreations of the pioneering techniques used in the productions. THIS IS SUPERMARIONATION You ve seen how the shows were created now see them as never before Supermarionation in High Definition. Launch the disc, sit back and enjoy some rare treats on a journey through Supermarionationland. Parker, Lady Penelope and Brains are your hosts, introducing some of the very best episodes from the Supermarionation archive as well as news items, commercial breaks with tie-in adverts and much more. ...Filmed in Supermarionation / This is Supermarionation - 2-Disc Set\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A trip down memory lane to the wonderful world of Gerry Anderson: engrossing, entertaining, funny\n\nReview: Here we have a 2-disc blu-ray dedicated to the work of UK innovative TV genius Gerry Anderson, and great fun it is too. First of all: make sure the edition you are buying is either FREE/ABC or Region A/1-compatible and will play on your equipment, as many are imported from UK which is in Region B/2.\n\nOn the first disc is a documentary film tracing the history of Gerrys involvement in making puppet-based shows for UK TV, from Twizzle and Torchie in the fifties to the gradually more slick and expensive sci-fi based TV spectaculars in the 1960s culminating with Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet. Most of the original creative crew of writers, puppeteers, model makers and special effects guys are reunited and contribute fond memories of working 7 days a week, anecdotes about Gerry and Sylvia and how every aspect of the shows were thought out and realized.\n\nFrom the voice-activated solenoid puppets to the special effects of blowing things up with plastic explosives, the amazing sets, the clothes and real-life characters on which the puppets were based it all makes for highly entertaining viewing. These guys must have had a ball when making these shows and their enthusiasm radiates from every minute of running time. Gerrys son Jamie supplies a succinct and good-humoured factual summary of the premise for each series, juxtaposed with Parker and Penelope telling the story of AP Films and Century 21 (in a nice twist, Parker is in charge and tells the story while Penny plays the uninformed fan who asks the questions!).\n\nChoice bits:\n\n The hilarious history of Gerry dealing with Lou Grade, culminating in Grade buying Gerrys company (for an undisclosed sum, but Gerry was very happy with the deal)\n\n The brilliant Barry Gray recounting how he composed all the memorable music for the series including the closing songs I wish I was a spaceman and Aqua Marina\n\n The Thunderbirds theme played by a British Army marching band\n\n Tales of the outrageous parties the crew threw in the 1960s\n\n Jamie Anderson explaining his father often referred to the puppets as the little bastards because they seemed to have minds of their own and would never move as he wanted\n\nDisc 2 showcases an episode from each series in HD gloriously restored to pristine condition, complete with introductions by Parker and Penelope and contemporary TV ads from the period.\n\nOverall: highly entertaining, essential TV history from the golden age, priceless.","Product: You know the feeling. The heartbreak that immediately sets in as your phone smashes to the ground. Flashes of panic, pools of sweat and buckets of tears overwhelm your body. Protect yourself from future stress with the Tough Samsung Galaxy S II case, providing dual layers of protection. Built to withstand sudden drops and accidental falls, the Tough case is the epitome of protection. A snug, form fitting silicone wrap provides shock resistance, while the polycarbonate hard shell protects against impact. The lightweight, slim case adds support and shields your phone, keeping your emotional state intact, one drop at a time.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Case-Mate for Galaxy S2: pricey but worth it if you value your phone\n\nReview: Of all the various cases available for Android phones, this one for the Galaxy S2 is a bit different from the rest.\n\nIt has an inner silicon sleeve which covers the back and sides of the phone to protect it (very effectively) from impact shock and vibration, and over this fits a really tough outer case made from ABS - a slightly rubberized plastic. The result is you can drop the phone on a concrete floor and it doesn't suffer damage.\n\nThe case has snug-fit holes in exactly the right places for the camera, charging port, headphone socket, volume control and lock-button. Once the case is fitted on, the idea is that you never have to take it off.\n\nDownside:\n\n1. Expensive\n\n2. Missing a screen protector, a must-have to protect the most vulnerable part of the phone. It would have been nice if this accessory were included in the package: as it is, you need to buy a pack of transparent adhesive screen-protectors separately, so don't forget to order them too\n\n3. The case necessarily makes the phone slightly thicker and wider\n\nThe Galaxy is not a cheap phone, and you're unlikely to regret buying one of these truly excellent cases to help protect it - if you can stump up the price, which ain't cheap.","Product: Samsung's GALAXY S II is a powerhouse of a smartphone in a fantastically sleek and lightweight design. Considerably thinner than the original GALAXY S and rivals such as the iPhone 4 (8.49mm v 9.3mm) the GALAXY S II is stunningly light (only 117g) and packs the latest version of Android (Gingerbread). The one feature most people will notice immediately is Samsung's best ever screen; the monster 4.27-inch Super AMOLED Plus screen runs at 480 x 800 resolution, has colours visibly brighter and more vivid than other phones, better contrast and lower power consumption, and performs superbly for gaming and watching video. Plus there's an 8.1 megapixel camera with full 1080p HD video recording, video playback at 30 frames per second and a dual-core processor, with each core running at a blistering 1Ghz for an incredibly responsive experience. The GALAXY S II comes with four hubs to help you make the most of your Galaxy S II; Social, your chatting life in one place, Readers, Samsung's new ebook reader area, Game, the easiest way to download and play the best games, and Music, with access to over 12 million tracks.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Galaxy S2: leader of the pack? - from a diehard Blackberry user\n\nReview: Having been a Blackberry user for several years but also owning an iPod4 64G, I finally decided to replace my 2-year old Blackberry Curve with a smartphone and went for the Samsung Galaxy S2 Android, which is cheaper than the iPhone and has had generally positive reviews from users.\n\nI've been using the Samsung now for a couple of weeks. Before getting into details about a few of the amazing features of this excellent phone, here is a summary of what I really liked about the Blackberry Curve and how the new Galaxy S2 compares:\n\n1. It was easy to type text on the Blackberry because it has a physical keyboard which even a user with big fingers can cope with. I was put off on-screen keyboards a couple of years ago by the truly appalling and virtually un-usable Blackberry Storm, but the Samsung is really OK in this department even though its keyboard appears on-screen because the key points are so large, and when you finger a key a larger image of it pops up to confirm which key you have activated.\n\n2. The Blackberry's party piece was very easy and intuitive email management, which I need to use all day long for business messages. Well, the Samsung is surprisingly good here too, with the added bonus of a huge screen and the facility to enlarge or reduce text size with a sweep of the fingers, iPhone style. The text clarity is first class.\n\n3. The Blackberry has very long battery life and typically I'd only need to charge it every 4 or 5 days, even with heavy usage. The Samsung does not fare well in comparison and needs daily charging, but there's a number of things you can do to prevent high power consumption like turning off features you're not using and not playing music through it (if using the phone principally as an iPod-like music player is important to you, then this Samsung may not be for you as battery life will be reduced to a few hours).\n\n4. The Blackberry is small and handy in size, whereas the Galaxy is 3x larger (but about the same thickness) - however in compensation, you get that amazing huge screen\n\nFor a really comprehensive techy overview, please look to other excellent reviews of this product. Here's a summary of the main features of this amazing phone from my simpler perspective:\n\n* The AMOLED screen on the Galaxy is definitely its star attraction: huge, bright and clear with fabulous colour definition, it's even better than the iPhone or iPod. Designers have finally copped-on that people don't want ever smaller and smaller phones and no-one wants to watch a movie on a screen 1.5cm square; they want something of a convenient size that they can use and read easily at arm's length\n\n* Despite the substantial size, it's thin and lightweight at only 116g which makes it no problem in your pocket and a big advantage to a smaller person when making long calls (the iPhone for example is around 20g heavier)\n\n* All functions are very intuitive and easy to use - at least as good as the iPod4 with a similar feel\n\n* Calls are easy to make due to the big clear graphics and easy-to-follow menus - however it has some minor quirks like you can't answer a call by actually pressing the green phone symbol, you have to `sweep' across it - but once you learn this, everything is OK. The ear-speaker and voice-mike are both very good and very clear; reception so far first-class with no dropped calls\n\n* The quality of the image from the camera is also exemplary (but make sure the flash is turned on)\n\n* The Galaxy has a standard connect-to-computer/mains charger socket, a micro-USB port located on the base-edge of the phone. Finally manufacturers have chosen (not before time) to stop ripping-off their customers by making them buy new chargers with every new handset and begun to standardize - FINALLY!\n\nIn summary I'd say if you're looking for a smartphone, the Galaxy S2 is a very serious contender. It's beautifully designed, its screen is absolutely amazing - you need to just use it for a couple of minutes to appreciate how good it is - yet it's lightweight. The menus are intuitive and easy to master; it has loads of optional software and aps (mostly free to the user, unlike with Apple); making calls and managing email is a breeze. It's a weather forecaster, a GPS street-finder and a web browser with astoundingly clear screen definition unlike anything I ever used before.\n\nPossible cautions include barely acceptable battery life, and for this it drops a star: if you're a current Blackberry user you'll really notice this, and especially so if you use it as a music player. Also the Galaxy might be intimidating if you're a technophobe who just wants a simple phone to make calls. But it compares very well in all essentials against the iPhone: it's lighter, cheaper and the screen is better, and most of the aps for which Apple charges you, you get with the Galaxy for free.\n\nOne final point: make sure you buy a good robust case and a screen protector for it; there's plenty of choice and most of them do the job OK.","Product: A chip with 64-bit architecture. A fingerprint identity sensor. A better, faster camera. And an operating system built specifically for 64-bit. Any one of these features in a smartphone would make it ahead of its time. All of these features in a smartphone make it an iPhone thats definitely ahead of its time.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: iPhone 5s: state of the art and hard to fault\n\nReview: In the past 4 years I have owned Android and (the now virtually redundant) Blackberry phones prior to buying an iPhone 5s in early December 2013. Overall I prefer the iPhone over the others and would recommend it, with a few minor reservations.\n\nThe iPhone 5s is superior in these areas:\n\n1. The design is a work of art, finely sculpted and proportioned; a pleasure to hold and use\n\n2. The screen is fantastic; big enough to be really useful but small enough for the phone to be easily pocketable. The Blackberry screen was maybe too small for most applications except for email, and the Android too big and heavy for portable use. I particularly like the long narrow screen on the 5s\n\n3. A lot of thought has gone into the way a user can navigate around the screen through the different functions. I have owned an iPod Touch for a couple of years and have become a fan of Apple's clear and simple graphics: on the 5s, it's even better. The software never crashes, which it did with both my Android phones frequently\n\n4. For a user with larger than average hands/fingers, the on-screen keypad of the 5s is really well designed - especially true if you use the phone in landscape format which has the effect of widening the keypad. In comparison, the Android was frustrating and not very user-friendly and the Blackberry Storm completely hopeless - though the permanent keypad on the Curve was great\n\n5. The ring tone & speaker volume is louder and clearer on the iPhone than any of its rivals\n\n6. Phone reception is the best. I don't know how Apple manage this, but I have made and received calls in locations where other phones don't seem to work - like travelling on the London underground and in deep underground car parks\n\n7. The camera is so good it's up to the standard of a dedicated Canon or Nikon compact, for the first time on a cellphone\n\n8. The memory (64GB) is vast, with a storage capacity so huge you're never likely to need more no matter what you download and store on it\n\n9. Siri, iMessage and Facetime are genuinely useful apps, not just gimmicks. They actually work well. The fingerprint scanner works too, though how much of a real security feature this is remains doubtful\n\nGripes: very few -\n\n1. The battery life isn't great, but no worse than the Android Galaxy 4 and you can substantially improve it on the 5s by turning off power-hungry applications\n\n2. The unique nano-SIM means you can't swap the SIM over to another phone in an emergency, or for example if the phone is damaged and needs repair\n\n3. The price of the 5s is a bit steep, but here you really do get what you pay for\n\nOverall I have become a reluctant Apple convert. It's easy to see why they have become market leader with such an excellent product. Of course in another 2 or 3 years the tech will have moved on again, there may be a new market-leading manufacturer and the 5s will be an antique. But until then, the 5s for me is the King of cellphones.\n\nFinally, a lot of one-star reviews posted on amazon are from buyers griping about having been shipped locked phones by online sellers. This must be very frustrating but these are not really product reviews, they are complaints about the seller. The solution is easy: buy from an Apple store and they'll set up the new iPhone for you and transfer all the data from your old phone.","Product: This pair of rear-view mirrors is designed for drop bar road bikes. It was conceived with the idea of increasing the cyclist's safety by offering a greatly expanded visual field at a quick glance. You don't have to look over your shoulder to see what's coming up on you. Just glance down...its right there. These mirrors eliminate the need for the rider to change position to see what's behind, possibly and compromising safety, especially in a dense urban environment. Practical, light, and effective, these mirrors are discreet and do not hinder the movements of the cyclist.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good design but a bit plasticky; convex lens means anything driving behind you looks small\n\nReview: This is a really useful set of 2x mirrors for a road racing bike fitted with curved drop-bars, to which it's normally near-impossible to fit rear-view mirrors. You push the fittings into the bar-ends and then attach each mirror via a ball-joint.\n\nThe mirrors are plastic with metal lenses instead of glass. This gives them a cheap feel, but the design is excellent. When positioned correctly they give a great rear view which can easily be adjusted when you change your riding position. They do not move, wobble or vibrate when you ride over bumps on a rough road surface.\n\nCaution: As bike mirrors go they're small, with a convex lens offering a wide field of view: it takes time to get used to vehicles appearing distant even when they're close behind.\n\nThe mirrors are not identical: there is a left and a right one, with in each case the long curve to the outside. If you inadvertently fit them the wrong way round, they still work as mirrors but just don't look right. However it's easy to swap them over; just pull the ball-joint out & push it back into the socket fitting on the other bar.","Product: This pair of rear-view mirrors is designed for drop bar road bikes. It was conceived with the idea of increasing the cyclist's safety by offering a greatly expanded visual field at a quick glance. You don't have to look over your shoulder to see what's coming up on you. Just glance down...its right there. These mirrors eliminate the need for the rider to change position to see what's behind, possibly and compromising safety, especially in a dense urban environment. Practical, light, and effective, these mirrors are discreet and do not hinder the movements of the cyclist.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good design but a bit plasticky; convex lens means anything driving behind you looks small\n\nReview: This is a really useful set of 2x mirrors for a road racing bike fitted with curved drop-bars, to which it's normally near-impossible to fit rear-view mirrors. You push the fittings into the bar-ends and then attach each mirror via a ball-joint.\n\nThe mirrors are plastic with metal lenses instead of glass. This gives them a cheap feel, but the design is excellent. When positioned correctly they give a great rear view which can easily be adjusted when you change your riding position. They do not move, wobble or vibrate when you ride over bumps on a rough road surface.\n\nCaution: As bike mirrors go they're small, with a convex lens offering a wide field of view: it takes time to get used to vehicles appearing distant even when they're close behind.\n\nThe mirrors are not identical: there is a left and a right one, with in each case the long curve to the outside. If you inadvertently fit them the wrong way round, they still work as mirrors but just don't look right. However it's easy to swap them over; just pull the ball-joint out & push it back into the socket fitting on the other bar.","Product: Mahavishnu Orchestra ~ Birds Of Fire\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Incandescent once more, the second outing for McLaughlin's sublime 1970s quintet is music for the mind and the spirit\n\nReview: This second album from The Mahavishnu Orchestra was released in 1973. It showcases John McLaughlin's astounding fusion quintet at the height of their creativity and shines with inspiration, energy and power.\n\nBoF is similar to the band's 1971 debut album `The Inner Mounting Flame' but perhaps slightly more polished; more accessible on first listening. You might describe BoF as more of a rock album and TIMF as more rooted in jazz-rock fusion.\n\nLike all the MO's material, the album is 100% instrumental. Again these five virtuoso musicians astound with their mastery of unorthodox time-signatures and play with a synergy and energy probably never equalled in the annals of jazz/rock. This will not be everybody's cup of tea, for sure; it's quintessentially a musicians' album: adventurous, demanding, original, intense, with a unique sound. The pieces on BoF are on the whole shorter and punchier than those found on the MO's other work, excepting the 9.55 extended `One Word' with its 13/8-time rhythm driven by Laird out-front over which Goodman, Hammer and McLaughlin deliver complex interwoven solos and an explosive drum solo from Cobham thrown in to spice the mix.\n\nIt's difficult to describe how ground-breaking was the music made by this band. People who didn't think they liked `jazz' and had never bought an instrumental album became appreciative fans, in droves. If you're new to The Mahavishnu Orchestra, `Birds of Fire' might be the most accessible gateway to their small but magnificent back catalogue and a good place to start; then try `The Inner Mounting Flame' and `The Lost Trident Sessions'.","Product: Santana ~ Caravanserai\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Santana's most sublime moment? - the vinyl original\n\nReview: Review of the 12\" vinyl original of Santana's 1972 album 'Caravanserai'\n\nReleased in October 1972, `Caravanserai' marks one of Santana's highest and most sublime creative moments and has often been described as \"music for musicians\". It's the last of Santana's studio recordings to feature founder-member Gregg Rolie on keyboards and second-guitarist (the very young but virtuoso) Neal Schon, both of whom were shortly to depart to form `Journey.' Rolie features on some tracks and new keyboard player Tom Coster appears on others, the start of a decades-long and highly productive association between Coster and Santana.\n\nFounder-member David Brown is replaced on bass by Doug Rauch (on some of the numbers) and Tom Rutley (on others) and the departure of Mike Carabello as conga-percussionist heralded the entry of veteran Armando Peraza - who, I can tell you from seeing this band live in 1973, had one heck of an onstage presence and added a lot to the sound. Drummer Mike Shrieve and percussionist `Chepito' are still there, both evident in the music. Altogether `Caravanserai' showcases contributions by some 16 different musicians and is a masterpiece of arrangement and production; it marks the beginning of a rich and productive journey into deeper, more complex jazz-fusion territory which continued with `Welcome' and - especially - `Borboletta.'\n\nThe trademark rock-salsa fusion sound which made Santana's first three studio albums a global commercial success gives way here to more thoughtful, jazz-like compositions, though you can hear the genealogy of the Woodstock-era band still there underneath. Of the 10 numbers on the album, only three have any vocal content and the first six pieces (i.e. the first `side' of the original vinyl LP) flow together as one, with no real breaks. `Caravanserai' though impressive on first listening, is not such an instantly-accessible musical listening experience as the first three albums. The band experiments with different time-signatures and instrumentation in complex compositions to weave an engrossing musical tapestry which wins over the head, the heart and the soul where repeat-listening reveals ever more depth and subtlety.\n\nIf you like to seek out great music of any era and especially if you have a penchant for jazz-rock fusion and you've never heard `Caravanserai', then you're in for a rare treat. This mid-1970s period was the high-point of Carlos Santana's long creative career: here he is in his prime, a master of his craft with experience and global success behind him, but wanting to explore music a bit deeper, maybe with less popular appeal but ultimately more personally satisfying, more valuable and enduring. Put on the headphones, lie back, crank up the volume and be transported to a land rich, beautiful and sublime.\n\nI am BTW writing this in Hatta, close to the UAE/Oman border. As the Sun rises, a herd of wild camels is visible on a distant hill to the South: a real-life spectacle almost identical to the original cover-art of this: Santana's great, timeless fourth album.","Product: Out of print in the U.S.! Bob Dylan's mostly instrumental soundtrack to the surreal Western from director Sam Peckinpah. Of the few vocal tracks on the album, the stunning now-classic (and often covered) 'Knocking On Heaven's Door' made it's debut on this release. 10 tracks. Sony.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: `Alias' perfect music for Peckinpah's epic New Mexico masterpiece\n\nReview: This is the album of the soundtrack to Sam Peckinpah's flawed 1973 cinematic masterpiece of the same name. The film had a difficult and complicated birth in the hands of MGM and eventually emerged in several different versions of differing lengths and containing/excluding different scenes, until Peckinpah finally released his long-awaited and definitive `Director's Cut' in 1988.\n\nThe film, if you've never seen it, is a long sprawling epic about the final days of William Bonney (played by Kris Kristofferson) as he is hunted down by former friend-and-mentor-now-turned-lawman, Pat Garrett (excellently played by James Coburn in probably his career-best role) against the frontier landscape and society of New Mexico in the final days of the Old West. Dylan was introduced to Peckinpah by Kristofferson and not only wrote the score but also has a supporting part in the film as the character `Alias', a quiet but enigmatic outlaw type with sparse dialogue who acts as a kind of bridge between Garrett and The Kid as he shows up in different places, and though we never learn much about the character Dylan is actually pretty good in the role.\n\nThe album contains `Knockin' on Heaven's Door' which was a successful single release both in the US and in Europe in 1973, and remains by common agreement one of Dylan's greatest-ever songs. Other than that, different tempo variations of the main theme `Billy' (which works beautifully in holding the film together) and some quirky instrumental pieces fill out the album.\n\nThis is less an album of poignant and soul-stirring power like `Blood on the Tracks' or `Time out of Mind'; more a mood-setter. Dylan's style and delivery are faultless in conveying the atmosphere of the film's story, of New Mexico and of the last days of the Old West. It's truly great driving music, wherever you are.","Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original CBS release. Catalog CK 33453. There is a drill hole through the UPC.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The version-of-choice of Floyd's best album?\n\nReview: If you don't yet have a CD of (probably) Floyd's finest-ever album in your music library, this November 2011-released 2-disk set of WYWH is the one to go for.\n\nThe first disk is a James Guthrie re-master of the classic WYWH album as released in September 1975, from the original recording tapes. Believe it or not, Guthrie has improved the sound: it's deeper, richer and more spine-tingling than the epic original vinyl release. The sound is clean, each instrument is clearly defined with the bass and percussion in particular sounding like they're right there in the room with you.\n\nThe second disk contains some live material from the 1975 WYWH tour featuring numbers excluded from the original album release - `Raving and Drooling,' `You've Got to be Crazy' and `Wine Glasses' which were Floyd stage-standards at the time - plus a longer, stretched-out live-on-stage version of `Shine On'.\n\nAlso featured are a couple of alternative studio recordings of tracks from the original album. The highlight for most fans is likely to be a masterful version of WYWH featuring Stephane Grappelli on violin, which gives the classic piece a quite different character but is in every way superb, possibly (personal choice here) superior even to the original variant chosen for the 1975 album release. There's also an alternative version of `Have a Cigar'.\n\nThe cardboard-surround sleeve of the 2011 release contains a 3-part folding CD case with the 2x CDs and a small booklet with the all song lyrics.\n\nIn summary: excellent; the one to buy.","Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original CBS release. Catalog CK 33453. There is a drill hole through the UPC.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Possibly Floyd's best album containing their greatest ever composition, WYWH endures the decades and never ages\n\nReview: So, here comes yet another five-star review of one of Floyd's two or three truly great albums, and interestingly the only one guitarist Dave Gilmour admits to being proud of with no reservations and to listening to regularly. The theme at the core of the album (and its title) is the band's founder Syd Barrett, long departed in 1975 but whose eccentric visions and musical originality still cast a long shadow. WYWH is however even more than the sum of its excellent parts: the songs themed around Syd and his tragic slide into reclusive mental instability provide a framework for more serious reflections on the fragility of the human condition and the cynicism of the music industry. Lightweight pop music, it ain't.\n\nThe album marks a return to a pre-DSOTM compositional style in that the songs (the album contains only four, one of them split as opener and closer) generally come in around the 10-minute mark - the one exception being the utterly brilliant and classic title track, which is shorter. The 13-minute opener, \"Shine on You Crazy Diamond\", is almost certainly not only the greatest piece ever composed by the band in their 40-year history but arguably one of the best pieces of rock music ever, from any generation. Building from a long, single, subdued keyboard chord the unforgettable 4-note guitar arpeggio slowly, hesitantly establishes the melody and builds the tension: the listener is made to wait several minutes before the vocal line finally comes in:\n\n\"Remember when you were young (followed by wailing guitar counterpoint)\nYou shone like the sun (drum build-up)\nShine on, you crazy diamond...\" (rich, choral-led explosion of sound)\n\nThe piece is slow, grandiose, symphonic, epic; gut-wrenchingly poignant, perfectly executed with a serious power which rarely fails to move the soul, even after listening a hundred times. This first part finally fades with a frenzied sax playing into the distance, to be immediately overlaid with the first of two follow-up tracks with a new theme and tone: driving discordant rhythm overlaid with acoustic guitar and synth and by Waters' cynical lyrics reflecting on the attitudes which govern the music industry. In \"Welcome to the Machine\" a young aspiring musician is greeted into the business:\n\n\"Welcome my son, welcome to the machine\nWhat did you dream?\nIt's alright we told you what to dream\nYou dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar...\"\n\nRoger Waters' lyrics show us this business is no different to any other: it's out to manufacture product and sell it, and make a buck; it's just more cynical and manipulative, and less honest than most industries. A short interval of what sounds like a room full of people having excited conversations leads into the slowly rhythmic, bass-driven \"Have a Cigar\" sung by Roy Harper. Here the point is driven home even harder:\n\n\"Come in here dear boy, have a cigar\nYou're gonna go far, fly high...\nAnd did we tell you the name of the game, boy?\nWe call it riding the gravy train...\"\n\nThe title track breaks in and brings a change of mood. It's short, distinctive and unforgettable. Basically an acoustic guitar piece overlaid in the second verse by a fuller sound and soaring electric guitar lead, the lyrics have true poignancy:\n\n\"...did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?\nHow I wish, how I wish you were here\nWe're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year\nRunning over the same old ground, what have we found?\nThe same old fears...\"\n\nThe song is so good you want it to be longer. Melodically it's very distinctive and instantly likeable, a reaction increased over repeated listenings. It deserves that much-overused description: an instant classic, with witty but sad and poignant lyrics to match. Finally the opener \"Shine on\" is reprised to round off the album, re-state the opening theme and wind down the mood.\n\nThe album-cover image is perhaps a bit obscure: it symbolises the band shaking hands with and saying goodbye to Syd Barrett (who BTW died in 2006) represented as a kind of human-torch, so incandescent with inspiration and so other-worldly he is no longer able to live in the level of reality most of us inhabit.\n\nWYWH is truly great. After this, even with \"The Wall\" the band never really composed with such creative and original genius, played and produced with such a synthesis of excellence, wrote and delivered such enduring lyrical bite with such personal conviction. Unlike DSOTM however, the album does not always impress on first listening; but listen more, and you'll soon get it.","Product: THE MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA Between Nothingness And Eternity - Live CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: McLaughlin's epic 1973 quintet: pure magic, on stage in Central Park\n\nReview: This album, recorded in New York City's Central Park in the summer of 1973, is the only `non-bootleg' live recording now available of the original Mahavishnu Orchestra quintet: John McLaughlin on guitar, Jerry Goodman on violin, Jan Hammer on keyboards, Rick Laird on bass and the incomparable Billy Cobham on drums.\n\nFans generally rate this album alongside `The Inner Mounting Flame' and `Birds of Fire' for musical passion, tight high-speed playing, improvisational virtuosity and musical complexity. BNAE contains only three extended pieces - `Trilogy', `Sister Andrea' and `Dream' - and if you've never heard it, it'll knock your socks off.\n\nHowever, BNAE falls short in two areas: the musical compositions are neither as tightly arranged nor as punchy and distinctive as on the band's studio albums; and the sound quality, recorded in the open air in 1973, is far from exemplary and has a roughness you won't hear on the studio recordings. This doesn't diminish the music too much, which as always with this line-up (the best-ever fusion band in history?) is beyond excellent; frenzied improvisational genius at work with a passion which takes your breath away. The more you listen to it, the more you'll get to know it, the more you'll like it.\n\nYou can hear the (shorter) studio recordings of `Trilogy', `Sister Andrea' and `Dream' on `The Lost Trident Sessions' album where the sound quality is up to the standard of the band's other studio album releases and this makes a good complement to BNAE. Remarkably, TLTS wasn't released until 1999, but was worth the wait - so my advice is, get them both.","Product: *********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Wall Experience edition: Floyd's 1979 epic nicely remastered, plus more\n\nReview: The Wall is a long way from my favorite Floyd album. IMHO this excessively hyped, incoherent jumble of ideas is eclipsed easily by 1994's The Division Bell and earlier more thoughtful works from Floyd's underground days like Meddle, and was never in the same league as the seminal DSotM and WYWH. However, The Wall is not without its moments: between the indifferent tracks and tiresome preachiness of Roger Waters' epic lie some gems like `Comfortably Numb' and `Run like Hell' and the admittedly memorable `Another Brick Pt2'.\n\nIn addition to a very good remastering of the whole album, the 3-disk `Experience Edition' offers a third disk of unused demo tracks and unreleased work-in-progress, some of which are pretty good. Many of these pieces are extended and allowed to settle into a nice groove in classic Floyd style; the cuts chosen for the original vinyl album release (maybe for reasons of available space, imagined dramatic effect or just seeking to appeal to a different audience with a shorter attention span) in comparison sound cropped.\n\nIn summary, if you still like music in physical-library format (i.e. CD or vinyl) and don't have The Wall in your collection yet, this is the recommended release and the one to buy.","Product: Sade ~ Promise\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sade's follow-up to `Diamond Life' is a timeless gem which delivers on the Promise\n\nReview: Released in November 1985, `Promise' was the second album from UK jazz-rock band Sade (pronounced Shar-day), led by the \"famously reclusive\" singer/composer Helen Folasade Adu.\n\nThe band's music has a timeless quality, difficult to date. Pop, blues and ambient jazz all feed into the mix, dominated by Sade's powerful contralto to make for a distinctive concoction mellow, stylish, classy, immediately recognisable, with a commanding emotional restraint beneath which simmers deep emotional experience.\n\nThe standard of this band is so consistently high that several contenders line-up for the `best Sade album award', but `Promise' is certainly a front-runner. The powerful opener `Is it a crime?' (`that I still love you, and want you to love me too') has great musical dynamics with bold full-on tenor sax alternating with Sade's subdued but arresting vocal delivery. `The Sweetest Taboo' is a delightful hit-single song with a fine chorus line; `You're not the Man' a song about the realization she is with the wrong guy, written from insight, maturity & intelligence and delivered with a delicate poignancy.\n\nThe whole album is a sublime, rich and enjoyable listening experience with first class production values.\n\nThis is music for grown-ups; the real deal. It continues to inspire, it never ages, and sounds even better now than on its 1985 release - the sure indication of a true classic.","Product: Apocalypse\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: McLaughlin goes orchestral to impressive result\n\nReview: Following the demise of his truly great jazz fusion quintet, the first-generation Mahavishnu Orchestra at the end of 1973, John McLaughlin immediately embarked on a more ambitious project including not only jazz and rock musicians but also traditional classical orchestration. `Apocalypse' in 1974 was the first release of this new line-up.\n\nThe album is something of a neither-fish-nor-fowl hybrid. Its underlying strengths are the exemplary musicianship, tight arrangements and - in many cases - memorable and original compositions. Bursting with energy, original ideas and with plenty of light and shade, the album grows on you over time and reveals itself to be a truly inspirational piece of work - though maybe not everybody's `cup of tea'.\n\nThe professional orchestral underpinnings of The London Symphony Orchestra (conducted by Michael Tilson Thomas) combined with McLaughlin's faster-than-you-can-think guitar work and jazz fusion style, gives the album its special character. Add in the violin of Jean-Luc Ponty, the keyboard work (and occasional wailing vocals) of Gayle Moran plus a good rhythm section and strings and you have a unique sound-cocktail rarely heard before or since. Producer George Martin claims working on this project was one of the most enjoyable times of his career, and his production work here is impressive indeed.\n\nIt's less fashionable now than in the 1970s to make music on the theme of spiritual inspiration, but somehow this works and just `feels right.' If you've never heard it, and especially if you like the jazz fusion work from this period of Miles, Trane, Santana and the first (Goodman-Hammer-Cobham-Laird) incarnation of the MO, then check it out.","Product: Sade ~ Stronger Than Pride\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Stronger than other music from the era, Sade's 1988 masterpiece never seems to age\n\nReview: Sade's third album release from 1988 is characterised by minimalist compositions which allow Ms. Adu's expressive voice to take a more dominant role, the result a sublime collection of songs evoking sundown on a languid tropical evening.\n\nWhilst continuing the essential groove of the first two album releases, `Stronger than Pride' exudes a greater confidence than earlier efforts; the band no longer has anything to prove. In the 21st century one might expect a pop-influenced jazz album from 1988 to sound dated, but not so: the phrase \"less is more\" was never more true than here. The core band - Stuart Matthewman on guitar and sax, Paul Spencer Denman on bass and Andrew Hale on keyboards - remains unchanged from the debut. Each is a strong musician/composer and together they form an organic unit with distinctive character, the perfect vehicle for Sade's mature, lush vocal lead.\n\n`Haunt Me' and `I Never Thought I'd See the Day' are distinctive mood pieces which define the album's groove: stretched-out, enigmatic, with slow minor-key flourishes from tenor sax and keyboard. Even the upbeat pop single `Keep Looking' with driving drumbeat from guest drummer Martin Ditcham underpinned by Denman's insistent bass line doesn't break the spell. The song collection as a whole has a distinctive character and seems to belong together as a family, very much in the way of Fleetwood Mac's classic 1976 album `Rumours'.\n\nThis is one sublime, classic album, the perfect complement to a summer afternoon or evening. Of all Sade's releases, it has endured the best; it's timeless. Check it out.","Product: Smooth jazz-flavoured 1992 album featuring \"No Ordinary Love\" & \"Mermaid\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: No ordinary album: a deluxe treat from no ordinary band\n\nReview: Sade's fourth album was released in 1992, a full four years following `Stronger than Pride' but nevertheless retaining the band's classy and distinctive style. It was (and still is) seen by many as the band's best, a high-point in a career with many high-points.\n\nThe album is full of heart-felt mood pieces with Sade's breathy vocals supported by the band's virtuoso musical backing, no one element dominating the rest and nothing out of place. Paul Spencer-Denman's deep bass is the foundation of the soundscape, and Stewart Matthewman's sax solos in particular are delivered with delicacy and finesse which often sends shivers down the spine. Production, as ever with this band's output, is an object lesson in faultless perfection.\n\n`Love Deluxe' spawned four hit singles and each in turn a music video. `No ordinary Love' is the best known because it won the 1994 Grammy for Best R&B performance, and was featured on the soundtrack of the 1993 Hollywood movie `Indecent Proposal'. `Cherish the Life', `Feel no Pain' and `Kiss of Life' were the other three single releases, each a minor but enduring masterpiece.\n\nSade's music has a kind of classic status because it never seems to age; it's of its time, but for all time. `Love Deluxe' was the band's only release (apart from a compilation album `Best of Sade') in the 1990s decade, and has never been bettered.","Product: 11 songs\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Division Bell Discovery edition: the best of Gilmour-era Floyd\n\nReview: 2014's `The Endless River' is basically unused material from the 1993 recording sessions of this, the original and magnificent `The Division Bell'. It's a corker, one of a handful of all-time great Pink Floyd albums alongside Meddle, DSOTM & WYWH and a big step-up from its so-so predecessor `A Momentary Lapse of Reason'.\n\nFollowing the acrimonious departure of Roger Waters in 1984 Dave Gilmour took over as de facto band leader/chief songwriter, and TDB is the crowning achievement of no-Waters-era Floyd. The album is a coherent collection of superbly crafted pieces and strikes a fine balance between lyrical songwriting and a rich tapestry of virtuoso instrumental music possibly not in evidence since the WYWH era. Gone is Roger's biting (and sometimes heavy-handed) political satire and commentary on society, replaced by the slower-paced melancholic lyrical landscape of classic-era Pink Floyd. The late Richard Wright contributes in no small measure to the soundscape and is acknowledged with some of the writing credit for the first time since the 1970s, and Gilmour's wife Polly Samson is co-credited with much of the lyrical input.\n\nTDB has so many memorable songs it's a veritable embarrassment of riches but `What do you want from Me', `Lost for Words' and `High Hopes' are probably the cream of this very abundant crop. `Take it Back' sounds like Joshua-Tree-era U2 (in a good way). No prizes for guessing the intended target of `Poles Apart', another very, very good song, moody and powerful with Gilmour in full voice and delivering one of his all-time-great classic guitar solos.\n\nThis five-star album has enduring appeal and sounds even better now than it did in 1994, the sign of a true classic. The 2011 remastered `Discovery' release is the one to go for.","Product: An expansive, 24-track live set from Floyd's blockbuster Division Bell tour. A complete performance of Dark Side Of The Moon is joined by Shine On You Crazy Diamond; Astronomy Domine; Wish You Were Here; Comfortably Numb; Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2; Run Like Hell, and more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Absent Roger Waters, `Division Bell'-era Floyd delivers an epic live performance from 1994\n\nReview: This epic live-on-stage album was recorded on the Division Bell tour in the late summer of 1994, by the Waters-light version of Pink Floyd. All the recordings are from UK/European concert dates.\n\nWhilst acknowledging Rogers exceptional lyrical and songwriting skills during his years with Floyd, you have to say that here hes not really missed. Guy Pratt does an excellent job as fill-in bass player as David Gilmour takes centre stage with some outstanding guitar work and lead vocals, supported by Richard Wrights rich expansive soundscapes and Nick Masons solid and energetic drumming.\n\nThe first disk opens with a spine-tingling rendition of Shine On You Crazy Diamond followed up by the Barrett-era classic Astronomy Domine, rarely played by the band onstage since the early 70s. The remaining material is from the seminal Division Bell album, and capped-off with Another Brick in the Wall pt 2, another Gilmour composition.\n\nThe second disk is a complete and truly excellent performance of Dark Side in its entirety, followed by three encores including Gilmour-classics the WYWH title-song and Comfortably Numb.\n\nPulse is arguably even better than The Delicate Sound of Thunder as the definitive official-release live-on-stage Pink Floyd album. The rejuvenated Division Bell band radiates confidence, experience and professionalism. With none of the interpersonal tension so evident during Rogers last couple of years with Floyd, the band here is more relaxed and the resultant music outstanding. Pulse is a corker, and essential for any Pink Floyd collection.","Product: Fantastic 1972 album featuring 'You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio'...Graham Nash, Stephen Stills & James Burton guest\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: From Blue to Roses, this inbetweener is another hidden gem\n\nReview: Released in 1972, For the Roses sits between Jonis two most commercially successful albums the seminal Blue and the more jazzy & popular Court and Spark.\n\nFtR is more like its predecessor in style and lyrical theme with poignant, often ironic lyrics married to increasingly innovative and jazz-influenced music. As on Blue, Joni plays piano as accompaniment to many songs and often utilises woodwind and a bass/drum rhythm section to flesh out the sound.\n\nHighlights: the catchy hit single You Turn Me On, Im a Radio ironically written in response to the record companys request she write a radio-friendly song; Barandgrill foraging into jazz territory, and the desolate social commentary Banquet. But there are no weak spots here: the songs are deep, poignant, poetic, and musically excellent. It aint really pop, though.\n\nThis collection grows on you only slowly, deepens through years. The more you listen, the more the ironic subtleties gently push through and the more the artist reveals of herself.\n\nInterestingly, For the Roses is the only one of Jonis albums (to date in 2016) selected for inclusion in the Library of Congress, which happened as recently as 2007.","Product: New product. Never used!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The 40th Anniversary mixes of `Waiting for the Sun'\n\nReview: The Doors' third album when released in 1968 contained no extended musical piece like `The End' or `When the Music's Over', and revealed a softer side. Mixed in with the more up-tempo pop songs `Hello I Love You' and `Love Street' are poignant ballads like `Summer's Almost Gone', `Yes, the River Knows', and the powerful `Wintertime Love'. Robbie Krieger proves he can play Classical guitar on `Spanish Caravan' and there is a streak of impassioned social-political protest with `The Unknown Soldier,' which unfortunately has not aged well.\n\nOn the 2007 40th Anniversary re-mix, Morrison's unfinished `Celebration of the Lizard' is offered as a rambling 17-minute extra, along with three previously unheard takes of the only part of his original epic deemed worthy of inclusion on the album, `Not to Touch the Earth'. Manzarek, Krieger and Densmore also demonstrate their versatility by performing an out-and-out Baroque classical piece, namely Albinoni's Adagio in G Minor.\n\nOverall `Waiting for the Sun' is something a bit different from this versatile and unpredictable band, a mid-point in their five highly creative years before Morrison's untimely demise on 3rd July 1971. It's full of good stuff: if you've never heard it, check it out.","Product: Cd > Popular Music > Rock & Pop\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Yes, Squire's selection is a good intro to the classic 70s period\n\nReview: This concise 9-track collection was assembled by virtuoso Yes bassist and founder-member Chris Squire, and contains some of the best short and medium-length works from the band's golden period in the 1970s. As such it's a great introduction to Yes' music for the young and curious listener who might not know where to start with this prolific band's extensive back catalogue.\n\nAficionados always disagree about the content (and omissions) of any `greatest hits' collection and I would have a few minor quibbles with Squire's selection:\n\n* Squire's own (admittedly excellent) composition `The Fish' is included, but not Jon Anderson's equally good `We have Heaven' or Steve Howe's `Mood for a Day' which each showcase a different side of the band members' individual talents\n\n* Live-on-stage versions of `Roundabout' and `All Good People' with less-than-perfect sound are included in place of the excellent & superior studio recordings\n\n* `Classic Yes' was originally released as a vinyl LP, a format which precluded the inclusion of more material. On the re-issued CD however, more tracks might easily have been added: `South Side of the Sky', `Siberian Khatru' and something from the superb `Relayer' album - maybe the sublime `Soon' (which works on its own and was released as a single in some markets) or the outstanding `Sound Chaser' would have been my choices, and even something from `Time and a Word'\n\nThe short-taster format obviously precludes any of Yes' longer 20-minute pieces such as `Close to the Edge', `Relayer' or anything from `Tales'. But as a concise selection of highlights, it's overall pretty good as an introduction to this inventive and mould-breaking music.","Product: YES TIME AND A WORD\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Yes' 1970 rock-orchestral experiment is an interesting oddity pointing the way to later greatness\n\nReview: `Time and a Word', the 1970 second album release from Yes, has a distinct character different from the rock-pop feel of the debut and different again from the 1971 landmark `Yes Album' where the young band found its definitive sound. Some see TaaW as a kind of ambitious but failed experiment and for sure it doesn't float every fan's boat, but it definitely has its moments and is in many ways a lot more interesting than Yes' first album.\n\nTaaW has the founding Yes line-up, i.e. Peter Banks on guitar and Tony Kaye on keyboards replaced within 2 years by Steve Howe and Rick Wakeman respectively. The distinctive sound of TaaW is the ambitious and not always successful use of orchestral strings on most of the tracks, a Jon Anderson initiative which instigated a row with Peter Banks leading to his departure from the band the day recordings were completed. Generally the strings get in the way more than they augment the sound, though they work well on `Everydays' and on the explosive opener, an imaginative re-work of Ritchie Havens' `No Opportunity Necessary, No Experience Needed' which is for me the album's star track.\n\nThe standout musician is Chris Squire, whose inventive and busy use of bass guitar in the treble register drives along the more rock-based numbers (like `Sweet Dreams' and the aforementioned `No Opportunity...'). Anderson's song writing is one of the album's weaknesses: not yet developed to creating impressionistic lyrical landscapes so characteristic of the `Yes sound', `The Prophet' and the title track `TaaW' in particular sound nave, new-agey and dated.\n\nBut overall TaaW is interesting as a historic oddity, with more ambitious multi-part compositions like `Everydays' and `Astral Traveller' (you can hear the musical origins of `Starship Trooper' in this song) signposting the band's future direction, which they were to declare unambiguously with the follow-up, the international best-selling `Yes Album.'\n\nThis re-mastered CD has 4 bonus tracks: the version of `Dear Father' originally on the B-side of the `Sweet Dreams' single, and alternate takes of `No Opportunity...', `Sweet Dreams' and `the Prophet' - none significantly different to those featured on the original album.\n\nThe usual 16-page booklet insert completes the package featuring a retrospective penned by Mike Tiano, all the song lyrics and period photos of the band. The B&W surrealist painting of the naked girl which graced the original UK album cover was deemed too prurient for the US market, and was replaced by a photo of the band. There are plenty of good photos of the line-up featuring Peter Banks, but the decision was made to use a photo with Steve Howe in place of Banks on the US album cover, as Howe had already joined the band at the time of release of TaaW.","Product: Flawless 1968 album full of unrestrained melodic joy. Timeless, beautiful, essential!!!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Inspired, seminal, timeless, sublime; and now re-mastered to near-perfection\n\nReview: More than 40 years on, \"Astral Weeks\" sounds as fresh as the night it was recorded. Many reviewers have pointed out that this is one of the greatest musical statements of all time: a true musician's album, impossible to categorise, standing out distinctively even from the rest of Van's voluminous and consistently excellent body of work over 40 years. All played in one inspired spontaneous burst, in a 12-hour studio session by musicians who had little or no experience of playing together: in the can, done and dusted, a timeless classic created in one night in NYC.\n\nBursting with youthful energy, musical originality and jazz-improvisation, featuring some of the most inspired poetic lyrics ever committed to song, the whole beautiful, timeless marvel is carried along by strings, brass, flute, acoustic guitar and the most delicious driving bass playing you'll ever hear. And then there's Van's youthful and right-on-the-edge voice, articulating those poetic stream-of-consciousness lines with such power and conviction you feel he's baring his very soul.\n\nThis 2010 Japanese re-master restores the sound to a crispness and depth not heard since the original 1968 vinyl release when played on a top-class sound system. It really is so much better than any previous CD release. And an additional bonus: an 18-page insert with all the song lyrics in both English (thankfully) and Japanese, missing form all previous CD releases. If you love this album as so many of us do, and want to hear it as it should be heard, this is the one to buy. Why WB has not so far released this near-perfect re-master in the USA or Europe is incomprehensible: it's definitely worth the extra money.\n\nSomeone said of Astral Weeks many years ago: \"You can't really say why it's so great. You have to listen to it to understand that. It just is.\"\n\nWords like \"seminal\" seem somehow inadequate to describe \"Astral Weeks.\" There's nothing else like it, nor ever likely to be. It's gorgeous, rich, delightful, transformative, inspired, a one-off. If you've never heard it, then it's time you did and this is the version to buy.","Product: Flawless 1968 album full of unrestrained melodic joy. Timeless, beautiful, essential!!!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Inspired, seminal, timeless, sublime\n\nReview: More than 40 years on, \"Astral Weeks\" sounds as fresh as the night it was recorded. Many reviewers have pointed out that this is one of the greatest musical statements of all time: a true musician's album, impossible to categorise, standing out distinctively even from the rest of Van's voluminous and consistently excellent body of work over 40 years. All played in one inspired spontaneous burst, in a 12-hour studio session by musicians who had little or no experience of playing together: in the can, done and dusted, a timeless classic created in one night in NYC.\n\nBursting with youthful energy, musical originality and jazz-improvisation, featuring some of the most inspired poetic lyrics ever committed to song, the whole beautiful, timeless marvel is carried along by strings, brass, flute, acoustic guitar and the most delicious driving bass playing you'll ever hear. And then there's Van's voice, articulating those poetic lines with such power and conviction you feel he's baring his very soul.\n\nSomeone said of this album many years ago: \"You can't really say why it's so great. You have to listen to it to understand that. It just is.\"\n\nWords like \"seminal\" seem somehow inadequate to describe \"Astral Weeks.\" There's nothing else like it, nor ever likely to be. It's gorgeous, rich, delightful, transformative, inspired, a one-off. If you've never heard it, then it's time you did.","Product: Robert Plant ~ Fate Of Nations\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Flowering Plant in 1993 comes into full bloom\n\nReview: Robert Plant's 1993 album `Fate of Nations' was recorded prior to his return to collaboration with Jimmy Page in the mid-90s, and remains one of his best releases.\n\nFoN has a full house of 12 star tracks with no duds and no hint of the mediocre, and should probably be better known. From the immediately accessible opener `Calling to You' Plant takes us on an excursion through differing musical styles which blend together seamlessly and are full of pleasant surprises. You can hear Robert's life-long admiration for middle-eastern music shining through in several places; the music has an Arabic feel. Production values are superb as are the performances from Plant's fellow musicians, especially the exemplary guitar work of Kevin Scott MacMichael.\n\nThis collection stands shoulder-to-shoulder with this singer's best-ever work (including the Zeppelin years); alongside the Page-Plant collaboration `No Quarter' (watch the DVD if you can get it) and the globally successful Alison Krauss collaboration and 2007 Grammy-winner `Raising Sand'. Check it out.","Product: Remaster of beautiful 1968 debut produced by David Crosby. Includes 'Cactus Tree' & 'I Had A King'.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Jonis debut sound announced the arrival of a new & original talent\n\nReview: Joni Mitchell (born Roberta Joan Anderson) recorded her debut album at Hollywoods Sunset Sound Studios in 1967. Produced by David Crosby, the collection was released by Reprise in 1968 to muted critical acclaim, though did not initially enjoy commercial success.\n\nWith her soaring contralto, unusual open guitar tunings and innovative song structures, the album has a shockingly different sound to other folk music on the contemporary mid-sixties scene and announced the arrival of an original new talent.\n\nAs a prolific songwriter and composer, Joni had already penned several pieces: Both Sides Now, Eastern Rain, The Circle Game and Chelsea Morning which had been popularised by other singers. However, on StaS she chose not to record these already-popular songs, but instead to focus on her newer compositions. The album has a clean and simple sound unfettered by the more complex arrangements later deployed in her recording career. Acoustic guitar deploying odd-ball open tunings is used as the essential accompaniment to her powerful (and occasionally double-tracked) contralto singing, sometimes filled out with bass guitar or harmonica. The songs are lyrical, complex, fresh-sounding and utterly original; in 1968 it sounded like nothing else and her style became instantly recognisable.\n\nThe two sides of the original vinyl release were titled respectively I Came to the City and Out of the City and Down to the Seaside in an attempt to tie the songs into general themes. The soundscape, however, is even throughout.\n\nJoni dedicated the album to her 7th Grade English teacher who, she said, had taught her to love words and poetry and given her the confidence to start writing songs.","Product: DAVIS MILES TUTU\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: More Miller than Miles, `Tutu' defines Davis' late period and confirms his relentless quest for the new\n\nReview: `Tutu', released in 1986 was one of Miles' last works and defines his later, `electronic' period. Sometimes criticised for being more the work of the highly talented multi-instrumentalist Marcus Miller than of Miles himself in the same way that `Porgy and Bess' and `Sketches of Spain' might be seen as `Gil Evans Albums', nevertheless Miles' signature style and virtuoso trumpet playing define Tutu's principle character.\n\nThe history of this project is that Miles' new contract with Warner Brothers stipulated that all songwriting credits henceforth should belong to WB rather than to Miles himself. To get around this legal irritant Miller was hired to compose the main theme for each piece as a framework over which Miles could solo, and took all legal songwriting credit. Miller has been described as \"A producer who could play as well as a player who could produce\" and did a good job: the resulting electronic rhythms and synth-dominant sound gives `Tutu' a distinctively 1980s feel which leads some to claim that Miles had `re-invented' jazz for the fourth or fifth time in his illustrious and multiply-groundbeaking career of continuous innovation. Well, that's stretching things a bit: `Tutu' is OK but hardly `great', in the same way `Do-Bop' is OK but not really a classic.\n\n`Tutu' was certainly a new, fresh sound in 1986 and unlike anything else at the time which could be found under the `jazz' category. The album has a lot of energy and Miles' trumpet playing is as inventive and energetic as ever. However after several numbers it can begin to sound samey, and in the context of Davis' long career and particularly high-points such as `Kind of Blue,' `In a Silent Way' and `Bitches Brew', `Tutu' is justifiably seen by most (but not all) fans as a second-tier effort and not really one of his best works. The album is, however, easily accessible to the new-to-jazz listener and even to people who profess to `not like jazz' but are OK with high-energy electronic instrumental music, and so offers a gateway to the deeper and more interesting musical milestones of the genre.\n\nRIP Miles. You never failed to surprise and delight us, even with your more hit-and-miss projects like `Tutu.'","Product: Talking Heads ~ Naked\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Heads' final blast\n\nReview: This is Talking Heads' final album, the swan song of this highly innovative and mould-breaking band from the 1980s.\n\nThe music is an unorthodox blend of styles spiced with David Byrne's lyrical quirkiness, best expressed in the number `Nothing but Flowers' where in some post-apocalyptic future the singer laments the passing of the machine age and the air pollution of the past; now it's `nothing but flowers' and feels dull by comparison. `Totally Nude' in contrast professes naturist sentiments and has a South Sea Islands flavour.\n\nMusically TH were here at the top of their game and although not every song works brilliantly, the result is never less than interesting with multiple themes weaving clever patterns often over Latin base rhythms.\n\n`Naked' however doesn't feel like an album of distinctive character and concept; rather a catch-all of leftover songs, of bits and pieces. Whilst not TH's greatest moment, the result is more than just OK and way better than most music churned out during this era. It was, in retrospect, a fine exit for this band after its time in the sun.","Product: .\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Money for Nothing' has its moments and is a good intro to DS\n\nReview: `Money for Nothing' released in 1988 is the first of three `greatest hits' collections of Dire Straits' music. It excludes material from the last studio album `On Every Street' (1991). Most tracks are the original album versions, but `Brothers in Arms' & `Money for Nothing' are slightly edited `single versions' for radio play and inferior to the original album releases.\n\nMFN is worth buying just for the excellent live performances of `Telegraph Road' and `Portobello Belle' which were originally considered for the `Alchemy' release but didn't make it; both are much better than the studio-album versions. You also get the single `Twisting by the Pool' which appeared only briefly on an EP, but not on any of the band's albums.\n\nIf your record collection only has space for a couple of DS albums, I would suggest this collection plus the 1991 album `On Every Street'. If you have room for one more, consider either the eponymous debut or `Love over Gold.'","Product: FLEETWOOD MAC TANGO IN THE NIGHT\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: FM's last creative high-water mark\n\nReview: Following the good but commercially disappointing `Tusk' in 1979 and its unremarkable 1982 follow-up `Mirage', the five members of Fleetwood Mac went their separate ways and didn't play together for several years.\n\n`Tango in the Night' was the band's 1987 come-back, originally planned by Lindsey Buckingham as a solo project. It marks a return to form, and was eventually FM's second-best selling album worldwide after `Rumours'.\n\nThe strongest songs are from Buckingham and especially Christine MacVie, who wrote the best two of the album's four hit singles, `Everywhere' and `Little Lies'. Christine & Lindsey also co-wrote `Mystified', `Isn't it Midnight' and the album's excellent closer `You and I part 2'.\n\nStevie Nicks' contributions to TitN are more modest, as due to a persistent and unresolved cocaine habit she didn't show up to the studio for most of the sessions. `Welcome to the Room, Sara' is one only two songs penned by her, themed on her experience in rehab.\n\nThis is the final collection from the classic line-up of FM prior to the departure of Buckingham and Nicks for several years, and a fine album. Christine MacVie (after 30 years on the road) finally left the band, moved back to England and retired from the business, but the remaining foursome is still touring in 2013 and many classic numbers from TitN still grace their sell-out stage performances, as popular as ever.","Product: Finally! The second Genesis album is out on CD, the one whose supporting tour remains perhaps the most theatrical rock show ever mounted! With the original line-up including Peter Gabriel (and no Phil Collins).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Trespass, where Genesis discovered its distinctive style\n\nReview: Genesis 1969 recording debut From Genesis to Revelation (financed and produced by pop music mogul Jonathan King) was a commercial failure, because it was not very good. Fortunately the talented and resourceful young band from Charterhouse School was self-confident, and persisted: the 1970 follow-up recorded with Charisma Records marked a completely new style, and remains something of a prog classic.\n\nTrespass contains just six pieces and is an excellent piece of work where the band discovered its defining style and sound. The album introduced extended instrumental compositions characterised by changes of mood and time signature. This distinctive musical landscape is combined with a lyrical quirkiness, often underscored by a sinister sub-text destined to become the hallmark of Gabriel-era Genesis. Each song tells a story with Gabriel often going into character, exploring the form which was to increasingly mould the bands stage performances for the next several years.\n\nThe song most fans will recognise is the long high-testosterone closer The Knife which became a perennial onstage concert favourite. Trespass however contains more considered and thoughtful pieces. Pick of the bunch: White Mountain, a tale of leadership rivalry among wolves; the anthem-like Visions of Angels; and the unfortunately titled Stagnation about a man who buries himself miles beneath the Earth in caverns to avoid an impending holocaust only to discover that inheriting the Earth as the only surviving human has its downside: a song almost operatic in form, complex and unpredictable in structure, very advanced for its time.\n\nSeveral versions of the album have been released on CD. The 2008 digital remaster is sharp and clear, but suffers from the excessive loudness which plagues so many remasters and lacks the dynamic subtlety of earlier versions - which in turn are marred by some tape hiss from the original analogue recordings, though overall are quieter and more atmospheric.\n\nTrespass has a unique line-up: Gabriel, Rutherford and Banks are joined by Anthony Phillips, who preceded Steve Hackett as the bands guitarist; and John Mayhew on drums, shortly to be replaced by Phil Collins. This combo delivered something special, and seeded the supergroup which was to fully bloom through the next five years. Check it out; whatever version you go for its an important piece of rock music history, and its good.","Product: Out of print 14 track collection featuring popular tracks from posthumous releases such as \"Rainbow Bridge\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A collectors' item, good (but not great) voodoo from Alan Douglas\n\nReview: `Voodoo Soup' released in 1995 was Alan Douglas' re-imagining of Jimi Hendrix's fourth studio album, originally planned for release in 1971 and to be titled `First Ray (or 'Rays') of the New Rising Sun.' Fans will know that when in 1997 the Hendrix family won legal control over all subsequent commercial releases of Jimi's recorded material, `Voodoo Soup' was withdrawn from sale by court order. Although you can still find good copies, its brief production run has made it a minor collectors' item.\n\nMost of the material for the 1971 album was already recorded by the time of Jimi's death in September 1970, but some songs were unfinished. Songs were released up to 1995 on various collections like `The Cry of Love' (on vinyl by Track Records in 1971, promoted as `Jimi Hendrix's last studio album'), `Experience', `Rainbow Bridge' and `War Heroes' later in the 1970s by Polydor records.\n\nDouglas edited and re-mixed much of the music for `Voodoo Soup', removed some existing bass, drum and other backing tracks from the original studio recordings and used new musicians who had never worked with Hendrix to over-record the deleted parts. Bruce Gary of The Knack recorded the drum tracks for `Room full of Mirrors' and `Stepping Stone', completely replacing Mitch's drum tracks (which admittedly were laid down by Mitch after Jimi died) so creating new versions of the songs which sound, well, actually OK & quite interesting. Douglas also overdubbed backing vocals where originally none existed, and mixed some of the songs to produce a sound more in keeping with that on the `Electric Ladyland' album than you'll hear on other releases of this material - the soundscape opener `The New Rising Sun' (not the same track at all as `Hey baby new Rising Sun') being a case in point.\n\nHendrix was one of the most creative and original musicians/composers of the 20th century. If you're interested in his creative output you should definitely get the album `First Rays of the New Rising Sun', as the material is closest to what Jimi actually recorded and contains most of the finished songs and work-in-progress for the planned 1971 studio album; the content is identical to the original `The Cry of Love' but with 6x extra tracks. `Voodoo Soup' is worth having as well, if you can get hold of it. Some argue persuasively that Douglas' versions of the songs are `better' and they're certainly different; the choice of running order for the tracks is maybe more thoughtful, and in addition to the aforementioned soundscape opener you get a couple of unusual instrumental pieces like `Peace in Mississippi' and `Midnight' as a bonus. The album is almost worth buying just for the 24-page booklet, containing a long and interesting essay culled from various sources about the songs and about Jimi's enlightened and essentially Buddist views on life and death - and pre-birth, as expounded in 'Belly Button Window', the quirky number on the theme of abortion written from the fetus' point-of-view.\n\nIn summary: not essential Hendrix like FRotNRS, the other three studio albums and `Band of Gypsys', but more than just an interesting curio for the serious Hendrix fan and essential for the completest.","Product: HENDRIX JIMI AXIS: BOLD AS LOVE\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hendrix's second studio album showcases his first-class songwriting\n\nReview: `Axis Bold as Love' with its bright and distinctive Hindu cosmology-themed gatefold-cover art was the second album from the `Experience', recorded later the same year as their debut album `Are You Experienced?' in 1967. `Axis' is musically more polished than its immediate predecessor, full of new material written since the AYE sessions and has first class production values which still sound crisp and professional even 44 years later.\n\nThe album opens with a mock-radio interview during which Jimi plays `Mr Paul Caruso', a man just arrived in a flying saucer, a comedic moment of sci-fi spacyness which sets the tone of the album in a manner absolutely fitting for 1967.\n\nSo, what of the music on `Axis'? Here the focus is on songwriting and the mood gentler, more ambient and melodic than Hendrix's first creative outpouring captured on AYE, though some rocking numbers like `Spanish Castle Magic' and `Ain't no Telling' stand out. Many of the songs are short, coming in around the 2-minute mark and displaying an admirable discipline in contrast to the self-indulgent extended improvisations of many 1967 contemporaries. The most enduring numbers from `Axis' are probably the poignant and prolifically-covered `Little Wing' with its distinctive intro and beautifully restrained wailing guitar; and `If Six was Nine' with its rebellious be-true-to-yourself-and-don't-follow-the-crowd theme, used in the soundtrack of the famous Cannes-prize-winning 1969 film `Easy Rider' starring Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper (who also directed) and Jack Nicholson in early film roles.\n\n`Axis' is often regarded as Hendrix's most mellow and delightful album, with his impressive vocal range on display through some first-class material. Though best remembered as a composer, an electric guitar innovator and pioneer of new sounds in rock music, Hendrix was in fact a very good pitch-perfect melodic singer with vocal power, good range and excellent expressive phrasing. The raunchy guitar takes a background seat here, to emerge again in 1968's milestone `Electric Ladyland' album. On `Axis', with popular and commercial success finally in his grasp after years of struggle, Jimi seems to be really enjoying himself and, through these varied and high-quality numbers, his delightful humour and optimistic good nature shine through.\n\nIf you're interested in Hendrix's musical legacy and in understanding how he helped shape the form of pop/rock music which endures even into the C21, then `Axis' is indispensable to your collection. There's a lot of Hendrix material out there in various packages and re-issues, but in addition to `Axis' the essential studio albums are the debut `Are You Experienced', the quintessential and important `Electric Ladyland' from 1968 and the posthumously released `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' showcasing to perfection his later material. There's plenty of live stage material released in various packages too; best of the bunch are probably `Concerts' and the admittedly uneven performance at the 1969 Woodstock festival containing the epic rendition of `Star Spangled Banner.' The `Blues' album is good, too.","Product: Electric Ladyland\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hendrix's Magnum Opus is in the classic Pantheon of the Great\n\nReview: The third album from The Jimi Hendrix Experience was released in 1968 and, more than 40 years on, justifiably finds its place in most people's top ten greatest rock albums of all time.\n\nHowever the fame/notoriety of EL doesn't really do it justice: to realise just how ground-breaking and innovative this project was, how revolutionary in concept and execution, you need to listen to it against other music from the period. Hendrix re-defined what could be done with the electric guitar and his excellent song-writing, experimentation with sound and uniquely creative lyrics offer a rewarding experience to anyone interested in the evolution of modern music.\n\nThe original 2-disk album had 16 tracks of varying length (of course on the vinyl - the only format available until the 1980s - this meant four `sides' of music). The running order chosen by Jimi and put out on release was:\n\nSide 1\n1. And the Gods Made Love\n2. Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland?\n3. Cross Town Traffic\n4. Voodoo Chile (the long, bluesy version)\n\nSide 2\n1. Little Miss Strange (composed by Noel Redding)\n2. Long Hot Summer Night\n3. Come on (let the good times roll)\n4. Gypsy Eyes\n5. Burning of the Midnight Lamp\n\nSide 3\n1. Rainy Day, Dream Away\n2. 1983: A Merman I should turn to be...\n3. Moon, turn the Tides\n\nSide 4\n1. Still Raining, still Dreaming\n2. House Burning Down\n3. All along the Watchtower (Jimi's seminal and definitive version of Bob Dylan's original song)\n4. Voodoo Chile slight return (the 5-minute full-on version with that famous intro)\n\nNow, this album contains everything: first-class electric blues (`Voodoo Chile'); experimental soundscape (`And the Gods...', `Moon turn the Tides'); gospel-derived/choral-driven ballads (`Long Hot Summer Night', `Burning of the Midnight Lamp'); crisply executed danceable rock (`Cross Town Traffic', `Come On', `Gypsy Eyes'); extended, spaced-out experiment in psychedelia (`1983...' listen to Pink Floyd's `Echoes' from 1971 and speculate where the inspiration came from); the powerful and mind-expanding (`VCSL'); a first-class hit single in an unusual minor key inspiring a shiver-down-the-spine feel (`All along the Watchtower').\n\nHendrix was a virtuoso musician and a visionary, never afraid to experiment with the new. Here on EL, in one timeless project, you have it all. His guitar style, frequently imitated, has never really been equalled: he was a one-off, a fountain of creativity cut off in his prime.\n\nSeveral versions of EL are available to choose from - most claiming to be 're-mastered' but all sounding essentially the same. The main choice is between:\n\n1. The original 2-disk set from Polydor (if you can find a copy) with sides 1&4 on one disc and 2&3 on the other, as with the 1968 vinyl release. Because of the CD format you'll hear sides 1&4 run together, then 2&3 on the second disc which doesn't work so well when listening to the whole work. This version however has the original 1968 nude cover art, which you might feel worth having if you care for authenticity - though of course it's not the astounding 24\" x 12\" size of the original vinyl cover\n\n2. The `Authorised Hendrix Family Edition' with its tell-tale yellow and purple rectangular sticker, which as usual claims to be `digitally remastered' but it's hard to tell the difference in sound quality - in fact to these ears, there is no difference. Here you get the whole album on one disk with the correct 1-2-3-4 track running order as originally intended, plus a DVD of questionable value titled `An Inside Look' and a few photos of the trio relaxing. You'll likely pay a bit more for this version, as the royalties go to the extended family (all three of the JHE are now deceased, Mitchell as recently as 2008, and Jimi had no known children to inherit anything). Legally this is now the only version which should be on sale from new in the USA\n\n3. Or you can download it, track by track\n\nSo, take your pick. But regardless of which version you choose, if you care about the history of rock music and want the classic and the best in your collection, you should buy `Electric Ladyland.'","Product: CD > POPULAR MUSIC > ROCK\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Precious Relics from a lost Age\n\nReview: `Relics' was released in 1971 and contains material from `Piper at the Gates of Dawn', `A Saucerful of Secrets' and the soundtrack album `More'. About half the songs feature Syd Barrett and the remainder are from the early Gilmour epoch.\n\nThe reason any fan should buy this collection is the inclusion of material excluded from the Floyd albums prior to `Meddle'. The opening track `Arnold Layne' was a Barrett-penned piece of 1960s psychedelic pop about someone convicted for stealing clothes from washing lines, full of the quirky observational humor you would expect from Syd. Released as a single, this song appeared on none of Floyd's albums. Likewise the lyrics of `See Emily Play' describes a child with learning difficulties (\"Emily tries but misunderstands...let's try it another way\") not the usual fare for the top 20 at the time and which in the 21st century would likely be seen as questionable subject matter for a pop song, to say the least. Other highlights are `Paintbox', the delightful `Julia Dream' and the jazzy `Biding my Time' which begins lazily and works up to a party-tempo.\n\nSome fans lament the exclusion of other early Floyd numbers like `Point Me At The Sky' and `Apples & Oranges' and yes, `Relics' may have been even better had such pieces been included. But appreciate the album for what it is: a cherry-pick of the best of early Floyd, the one to go for if you've never delved into their pre-Ummagumma back catalogue. Moreover, `Relics' works as an album in its own right and feels like a well-crafted collection rather than a random melange of odds-and-ends.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 2010 Sony release of 'Band of Gypsys'; same content, slightly different packaging\n\nReview: This is the Sony Legacy/Hendrix family re-release of the only widely available recording of Hendrix's `Band of Gypsys', recorded over four concerts on 31st December 1969 and 1st January 1970 at the Fillmore East. Fans of Jimi's music will know that this experimental trio replaced `Experience' members Noel Redding on bass with Jimi's ex-Army buddy Billy Cox, who had by this time been playing and rehearsing with Jimi for several months; and Mitch Mitchell on drums with Buddy Miles.\n\nThe content of this CD is indistinguishable from previous CD releases, but for legal reasons this is now the only version you can buy new. It has a cardboard sleeve in place of the traditional plastic CD box, and the tell-tale amber-and-purple square sticker on the front: otherwise everything is the same.\n\nThe Fillmore concerts used some of the `Experience' numbers as time-fillers, but none of Jimi's previous recorded material appears on this album; only the new stuff. This collection has a more soulful - some say `funky' but it's not really anything like 1970s `funk' - feel to it, and both Jimi and drummer Miles share the vocal work. In contrast to the psychedelia and playfully imaginative song themes of the `Experience' years, the song lyrics on BoG lean towards the political and socially-aware. This is especially true on the star track of the album, `Machine Gun' on which Jimi actually makes the sounds of full-on 20th century warfare with his fender, as he pleads for humanity to the machine-gunner; for context to younger readers, this was during the Vietnam war which was a VERY big deal politically at the time, filling the TV news around the world night after night and inciting violent mass protests all over America.\n\nBuddy Miles shares the compositional credits. `Changes' became one of his best-known numbers, though without the full-on brass section used in many later renditions you have Jimi's guitar with wah-wah delivering the main theme.\n\nBoG was a short-lived combo, the only time Jimi played with an `all black' band (the USA in particular in the 1970s was much more politicised along black-and-white racial lines than our multi-ethnic, mixed societies allow for in the 21st century). Billy Cox however continued to record with Jimi throughout 1970, and contributed to some of his career-best material originally released on the `Cry of Love' album and now available on the excellent `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' CDs. Jimi parted company with Buddy Miles in February 1970, and Mitch with his more jazz-drummer style returned to offer rhythmic support for the remainder of his tragically short career.\n\nOverall BoG is essential to any Hendrix collection. We should never lose sight of the fact that like the three `Experience' albums, this album was released on 12-inch vinyl pretty much as you can buy it now, in Jimi's lifetime and with his approval.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Jimi's short-lived `black' band with a more social-political message\n\nReview: This is the original CD release of Hendrix's `Band of Gypsys', recorded over four concerts on 31st December 1969 and 1st January 1970 at the Fillmore East. Fans of Jimi's music will know that this experimental trio replaced `Experience' members Noel Redding on bass with Jimi's ex-Army buddy Billy Cox, who had by this time been playing and rehearsing with Jimi for several months, and Mitch Mitchell on drums with Buddy Miles.\n\nThis release differs from the more recent Sony/Hendrix family release only in that it's in a plastic jewel case instead of cardboard sleeve, and lacks the amber-and-purple square sticker on the cover: for legal reasons you can no longer buy this new, but the Sony release contains exactly the same material.\n\nThe Fillmore concerts used some of the `Experience' numbers as time-fillers, but none of Jimi's previous recorded material appears on this album; only the new stuff. This collection has a more soulful - some say `funky' but it's not really anything like 1970s `funk' - feel to it, and both Jimi and drummer Miles share the vocal work. In contrast to the psychedelia and playfully imaginative song themes of the `Experience' years, the song lyrics on BoG lean towards the political and socially-aware. This is especially true on the star track of the album, `Machine Gun' on which Jimi actually makes the sounds of full-on 20th century warfare with his fender, as he pleads for humanity to the machine-gunner; for context to younger readers, this was during the Vietnam war which was a VERY big deal politically at the time, filling the TV news around the world night after night and inciting violent mass protests all over America.\n\nBuddy Miles shares the compositional credits. `Changes' became one of his best-known numbers, though without the full-on brass section used in many later renditions you have Jimi's guitar with wah-wah delivering the main theme.\n\nBoG was a short-lived combo, the only time Jimi played with an `all black' band (the USA in particular in the 1970s was much more politicised along black-and-white racial lines than our multi-ethnic, mixed societies allow for in the 21st century). Billy Cox however continued to record with Jimi throughout 1970, and contributed to some of his career-best material originally released on the `Cry of Love' album and now available on the excellent `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' CDs. Jimi parted company with Buddy Miles in February 1970, and Mitch with his more jazz-drummer style returned to offer rhythmic support for the remainder of his tragically short career.\n\nOverall BoG is essential to any Hendrix collection. We should never lose sight of the fact that like the three `Experience' albums, this album was released on 12-inch vinyl pretty much as you can buy it now, in Jimi's lifetime and with his approval.","Product: British prog group's 1973. Six tracks including 'The Talking Drum'. Standard Jewelcase.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Steven Wilson's November 2012, 40th anniversary remix of Crimson's mould-breaker: 10/10\n\nReview: To most rock music aficionados King Crimson is best known for their early work, with grand melodic pieces like `In the Court of the Crimson King' and `In the Wake of Poseidon' characterized by Peter Sinfield's slightly pretentious-sounding lyrics belted out faultlessly by singer Greg Lake over orchestral-sounding mellotrons.\n\nHowever, Crimson was Robert Fripp's band and he was never a man to allow the grass to grow under his feet. The band changed and developed under Fripp's direction through at least three incarnations into a very different animal. LTIA was the first demonstration that the 1972-reinvented King Crimson (following the departure of Sinfield and the demise of the `Islands' line-up in April that year) was something special: the herald of great things to come from a new core trio of Fripp, drummer Bill Bruford - who quit a lucrative career with Yes to join - and Fripp's old friend, bass player John Wetton. Violinist/keyboard player David Cross and multi-percussionist Jamie Muir completed the party to give this album a unique line-up. Muir left shortly after the release of LTIA but his compositional talent brings a distinctive flavour here missing from the new band's subsequent outings like `Starless and Bible Black' and `Red' - great though they are in their own right.\n\nThe music of LTIA is new, the only exception being `Exiles' whose anthem-style reprises the sound of the first-generation Crimson. The band is tight, musically inventive, bursts with energy and is underpinned with the defining characteristic of true professionals: a marked degree of discipline and restraint. Powerful instrumental pieces outnumber `songs' though we find songs here too, like `Easy Money' and the smooth ballad `Book of Saturday'. The album has a `dark' flavour in the same way Miles Davis' music from this period is often described, i.e. non-frivolous, full of power, earnest-bordering-obsessive and with minor keys dominant: not `easy listening' or `ambient', no sir. There is however compositional brilliance, musical light and shade with great loud/quiet dynamics and surprises throughout; you never know what's coming next and the more you listen, the more you appreciate its hidden depths. If you like great, adventurous music and especially what might loosely be described as the jazz-rock fusion style, the best advice is: just listen to this and prepare to be blown away.\n\nOn the 2012 40th Anniversary re-issue, sound wizard Steven Wilson has performed some kind of miracle: probably the most remarkable improvement in sound ever achieved from original analogue recording tapes, bringing out the dynamics of the different instruments - especially the bass and percussion - to such effect you almost feel the band is playing live in the room with you. The result puts previous releases of LTIA, good though they were, in the shade so if in doubt about which to buy, Wilson's outstanding 2012 remix is the only contender. The offering also contains extra material and fine alternate versions of some of the core numbers.\n\nThe DVD in the package is worth having too, with some live footage of the band in action in 1973 as one of the `extras' and some sharp 5.1 remixes on the sound-only part of the DVD.\n\nBTW the album's title caused some puzzlement in the music press on its 1973 release. Larks' tongues in aspic is one of the rarest, most exotic and peculiar dishes in the gastronomic world, appreciated by only a few connoisseurs who seek out its unique and delectable combination of flavours. Larks are the birds reputed to sing the sweetest, their tongues endowed with special qualities. Get it?","Product: John Coltrane\n\n\"Blue Train\"\n\nBlue Note Records - Catalog# BST 81577\n\n\nTRACK LISTING:\n\nSide A\n1. Blue Train 10:40\n2. Moment's Notice 9:08\n\nSide B\n1. Locomotion 7:12\n2. I'm Old Fashioned 7:55\n3. Lazy Bird 7:04\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Trane's Train takes you on a wonderful journey and never leaves the tracks\n\nReview: Saxophonist John Coltrane is recognised as one of the most important innovators in 20th century music and even has a Church named after him, where he is revered as a saint (check out `The Church of St. John Coltrane').\n\n`Blue Train' from 1957 was Trane's only Blue Note Records release under his own name as band-leader, an early work firmly in the `hard bop groove' but with a distinctive style all its own.\n\nThe other five band members gathered around Trane on the album gel together perfectly and produce a sound in every way superb. When you consider Trane himself as band leader was only 31 and trumpeter Lee Morgan was only 19 - yet his distinctive playing even at this tender age is masterful and confident - the result is astounding.\n\nThe music is `pre-modal' and should be accessible even to those whose knowledge of jazz doesn't really extend beyond 1930s/40s trad styles. Many pieces employ Trane's innovative chord substitution cycles which later came to be known as `Coltrane Changes': the supremely intelligent and musically-devoted Trane was already getting himself known as an experimenter and breaker of new ground.\n\nFor those not well acquainted with the complex history of developments in 20th century jazz, `Blue Train' is very listenable and a good place to start exploring the work of John Coltrane. If you get to like this, try moving on to his recordings with Atlantic Records, notably `Giant Steps' and the seminal soprano-sax dominated `My Favorite Things' from 1961.\n\nSome controversy rages amongst fans as to which recording issue of `Blue Train' sounds best. Personally I like the 1997 CD release, but many feel the crisply re-mastered `Ultimate Blue Train' is the one to go for. Regardless, this is amongst Trane's best work and should be in the collection of anyone serious about music.","Product: 10 songs\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wilburys on top: a discrete supergroup delivers a timeless classic\n\nReview: This transatlantic supergroup of George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty recorded 20 or so storming rock numbers between 1988 and 1990. The motive of the project was to basically have a rollicking good time, the five superstars going by pseudonyms (as various members of the `Wilbury' family) and pictured on the album cover wearing dark glasses, with all the songs credited collectively to `The Traveling Wilburys'.\n\n`Volume 1' contains most of the best material with each `Wilbury' taking turns at the mike. The collection is full of highlights, notably the opener `Handle with Care' sung by Harrison and Orbison, `Dirty Work' with hilarious & quirky lyrics by Dylan, and the star track `Not Alone any More' which showcases one of Roy Orbison's career-best vocal deliveries.\n\nRoy Orbison died prior to the completion of the follow-up album (`Volume 3' - there is no `Volume 2') and George Harrison, of course, is also no longer with us. This album retains its perennial popularity and never seems to age; it has a lightness of touch and a party-rock feel, doesn't take itself too seriously but is nevertheless great, great music of the folk-rock-blues genre. It's almost impossible not to like even if this kind of music is not to your usual taste, and unconditionally recommended.","Product: Medicine Music was written, arranged, and produced by Bobby. It is a very full sound created by overdubbing. The vocal percussion is more drum -like than ever. There is an underlying spiritual theme present, weaving its way from the beginning, \"Medicine Man,\" to the closing reinterpretation of \"The 23rd Psalm,\" dedicated to his mother. In addition, Voicestra, the vocal orchestra of his creation, sings on \"Sweet In The Morning\" and on \"Discipline\" which also features Robert McFerrin Sr. An anomaly is the electronically accompanied tune, \"Common Threads,\" which was the theme from the movie of that name. It's beautiful.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Medicine for the soul from the master of the human voice\n\nReview: How many times is it said of a musician or singer that their sound is \"unique\"? Bobby McFerrin is that rare instance where it's true, in that virtually everything you hear is his versatile, melodious voice - multiply over-tracked, imitating the instruments and providing bass, rhythm and percussion with that wonderful larynx of his over which he weaves a blend of vocal harmonies instantly recognisable as the unique McFerrin sound.\n\n\"Medicine Music\" offers a diverse selection of compositions which embrace the rhythmic, the mellow, the inventive, the humorous and the sublime. The meld of vocal overlays on every track is rich and ingenious, evidence of an extraordinary eclecticism embracing gospel, choral, jazz and tribal chanting styles like no other artist. His lyrical creativity is also rare and inventive, with indicators of high intelligence and subtlety. His music is so far from \"formulaic\" that it's un-classifiable: he is his own genre, all by himself.\n\nThe result demands the listener's attention and induces joy and delight. It's difficult to pick out highlights on a collection of such diversity and near flawless excellence, but for me they might include \"The Garden\" (themed on the Garden of Eden with a fine twist to the story), \"Sweet in the Morning\", the opening title track and the closer, a multiply-tracked and sublime take on the 23rd psalm dedicated to his mother, so the gender of the deity changes to feminine.\n\nIf you value high quality and original music and you've never heard this, please believe me - you should give it a listen. It will make you appreciate what is possible for the human voice in ways you never imagined.","Product: 1993\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Flowering Plant in 1993 comes into full bloom\n\nReview: Robert Plant's 1993 album `Fate of Nations' was recorded prior to his return to collaboration with Jimmy Page in the mid-90s, and remains one of his best releases.\n\nFoN has a full house of 12 star tracks with no duds and no hint of the mediocre, and should probably be better known. From the immediately accessible opener `Calling to You' Plant takes us on an excursion through differing musical styles which blend together seamlessly and are full of pleasant surprises. You can hear Robert's life-long admiration for middle-eastern music shining through in several places; the music has an Arabic feel. Production values are superb as are the performances from Plant's fellow musicians, especially the exemplary guitar work of Kevin Scott MacMichael.\n\nThis collection stands shoulder-to-shoulder with this singer's best-ever work (including the Zeppelin years); alongside the Page-Plant collaboration `No Quarter' (watch the DVD if you can get it) and the globally successful Alison Krauss collaboration and 2007 Grammy-winner `Raising Sand'. Check it out.","Product: 2002 LP includes \"We Are All Made Of Stars\".\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: `Play' again, even better but with a tinge of sadness\n\nReview: Moby's 2002 follow-up to 1999's internationally successful `Play' is an essentially similar but more even album, with an eclectic mix of styles. `We are all made of Stars' kicks off 18 great, memorable songs (the album's title comes from the number of songs chosen for inclusion). Highlights would be `Harbor', `In this World' and by way of contrast the witty rap number `Jam for the Ladies'.\n\nSadness and poignancy lie at the heart of some of these songs, giving '18' a haunting character. The recordings were laid down just before and shortly after 9/11/2001 which as fans will know was the native New Yorker's 36th birthday, made memorable-not-in-a-good-way.\n\nIn addition to his own just-OK but distinctive voice, the vocal talents of Sinead O'Connor and Jennifer Price bring real feeling to some numbers. Moby is an excellent producer with a fine ear, always knows when enough is just enough and never over-does it.\n\n1998-2002 was Moby's most creative period, the time when he delivered memorable songs by the dozen with consistency. Though he's never put out a `bad' album, `Play' and `18' are the cream of the crop. Some of his later material (like `Hotel') is good, but he's never quite repeated the seminal result achieved with `18'.","Product: YES (1969) Features: The promising debut's 8 tracks (including originals \"Beyond And Before\" and \"Yesterday And Today,\" as well as covers of The Byrds' \"I See You\" and The Beatles' \"Every Little Thing\") plus 6 bonus tracks \"Everydays\" and the non-LP U.K. single \"Something's Coming\"\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Yes in the beginning, with bonus material\n\nReview: This is the 1969 debut recording of Yes, not to be confused with the band's 1971 landmark release `The Yes Album' with which they broke through to a bigger audience.\n\nMost of the song writing is by founder members Jon Anderson and Chris Squire, the early drivers of the band. Some covers of well-known songs (complete re-interpretations is more accurate) by The Beatles and The Byrds also feature.\n\nThis early line-up included Tony Kaye on keyboards and Peter Banks on guitar, prior to Rick Wakeman and Steve Howe joining the band in 1971. They do a workmanlike job, but Banks lacks Howe's gutsy and inventive style of playing. The vocal harmonies between Anderson and Squire which became such a recognisable part of the `Yes sound' are very much in evidence here, even at this very early stage.\n\nFor a bunch of guys in their early 20s there's no denying this is an impressive effort, with some fine compositions and tight playing, but then this was the golden age for mould-breaking rock music. The seeds of the later Yes are audible in the music, but overall the sound is that of a melodic pop group.\n\nIn addition to the 8 original album tracks, this re-issue CD has 6 bonus tracks. You get 2 alternate versions of `Everydays', a track originally on the 1970 `Time and a Word' album; and 2 versions each of the previously unreleased `Dear Father' and `Something's Coming'.\n\nThere's a 16-page booklet with a well-written Yes retrospective from Mike Tiano, plus all the song lyrics and plenty of pics of the young band. The artwork is very 1960s, and somehow goes with the music.","Product: LED ZEPPELIN HOW THE WEST WAS WON (3CD)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: When Zeppelin flew to California & won the West\n\nReview: This 2003 release of archive material from two big arena concerts in California in 1972 contains probably the best available material of Zeppelin playing to a live audience in their heyday. The compilation was put together by Jimmy Page from material he discovered \"...while searching through the archives for visual and audio material for the Led Zeppelin DVD\". The gigs were at the LA Forum on 25th June & Long Beach Arena on 27th June, so several months before the `Houses of the Holy' album was released in March 1973 (though a few numbers from that release are performed here) and prior to any of the material for `Physical Graffiti' being composed or recorded.\n\nYou get 3 separate CDs.\n\nThe first disk is the real star of the show, with `Immigrant Song', `Heartbreaker', `Black Dog', `Over the Hills & Far Away' & `Since I've been loving You' (definite highpoint especially from a highly expressive Plant with beautiful lyrical phrasing) moving into the familiar 1970s Zeppelin acoustic set, which is truly sublime: `Stairway' is followed by `Goin' to California', `That's the Way' & `Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp' with phenomenal acoustic playing from Page's open-tuned 12-string & Jones on mandolin. It's here above all that the high quality of the recordings & mix shines, with perfect balance of sound doing justice to the exemplary playing & Plant in top form giving astounding vocal expression to these great numbers.\n\nOnly on disk 2 do some of the notorious 1970s excesses of self-indulgence make their presence felt, with `What is & what should never be' & `Dancing Days' sandwiched between a 25-minute `Dazed & Confused' medley & Bonzo's overlong `Moby Dick', surely of interest only to rock drummers (but it gave the rest of the band a welcome break in mid-concert).\n\nThings pick up nicely again on disk 3, with the 23-minute `Whole Lotta Love' medley, a storming `Rock & Roll', new track `The Ocean' & 9-minute `Bring it on Home' as the closer.\n\nThis really is the definitive live Zeppelin album. If you're of a later generation and don't understand why your parents' generation speak of Zeppelin with such reverence, then put Disk 1 into a big sound system, crank up the volume & listen. You'll start to get it, and might wish you'd been of an age to see & hear this great band live during the definitive & never-to-be-repeated golden era for rock music.","Product: The greatest single-disc Sam Cooke collection ever, 30 tracks in SACD sound! Includes You Send Me; Chain Gang; Twistin' the Night Away; Shake; Little Red Rooster; Good Times; (What a) Wonderful World; Another Saturday Night; Cupid; Only Sixteen; A Change Is Gonna Come; Having a Party , and more career highlights. Indispensable!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best of the best of Sam Cooke: one of the few true legends of 20th century popular music\n\nReview: Like the jazz trumpet legend Lee Morgan, Sam Cooke had the rare distinction of being shot dead by a woman; in Cooke's case in 1964 by the manager of a hotel he was staying in following an altercation, like Morgan at age 33. So died one of the greatest, most expressive and naturally articulate singing voices ever committed to vinyl and a fine popular songwriter to boot.\n\nCooke's influence stretched far beyond his time; his more famous compositions have been endlessly covered by artists through the decades but rarely equal Cooke's pure, legendary originals.\n\nCooke is often seen as `the father of soul' or as `the first true soul singer' in that he used the heartfelt and expressive gospel style with which he had grown up in church to great effect in his popular songs with non-religious themes aimed at the mass market.\n\nWhen Cooke was recording there really was no such thing as an `album artist', as every song up till the mid-sixties was crafted to be played on the radio and sell as a 45rpm disk. `Portrait of a Legend' is the best compilation of the bunch. It features 31 of his greatest songs (and this is only a sample of his compositional output by the time he was 33) including `You Send Me' (subsequently covered by everyone from Steve Miller to Eddi Reader), `Only Sixteen', `Everybody Loves to Cha-Cha-Cha', `I'll Come Running Back', `Bring It on Home to Me' (later made famous by Van Morrison), `Twistin' the Night Away' and his civil-rights themed `A Change is Gonna Come' allegedly inspired by Bob Dylan's `Blowin' in the Wind', and so much more.\n\nSound quality is good from these (sometimes 50 year-old) master tapes: crisp, clear, sharp, deep and with fine balance. Some reviewers have gripes about the quality of the SACD but the CD quality is great and these 31 numbers together form a collective body of work fitting to one of the very few 20th century singer/composers who genuinely deserve the otherwise over-used term `Legend.'","Product: Their 1983 crossover smash, a #5 LP with the #1 hit Owner of a Lonely Heart . There's also an unissued remix of that tune plus five other bonus tracks.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Yes by numbers hits the jackpot\n\nReview: When this 1983 project was initiated, bassist Chris Squire was the only participant founder-member of Yes and using the `Yes' name for the band was not even considered. South African songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Trevor Rabin was the main driver of the project, and his profound influence endows the music of `90125' with its special flavor (though it must be said it's a flavor not to the taste of some die-hard fans).\n\nOn hearing the initial recordings Jon Anderson was intrigued and enticed into the project solely as the lead voice; Anderson had always been the principal visionary, composer and arranger of Yes' music in the 1970s but took a back seat here. Yes founder-member Tony Kaye, absent from the band since 1971, did much of the keyboard work (the remainder done by Rabin) and Alan White on drums means that this is really a Yes album minus Steve Howe, and with Rabin in the driving seat.\n\nThe result? A unique Yes album with a very 1980s feel and some memorable songs. Not only the no. 1 hit single `Owner of a lonely heart' but other songs like `It can happen' and `Leave it' are lively, upbeat and full of energy, a real departure from the classic Yes compositionally but nevertheless recognizably embodying the `Yes Sound'. The instrumental `Cinema' was deservedly Grammy-nominated, though it didn't win.\n\nProduction values (thanks to Trevor Horn) are top-notch and the Rhino remaster in particular is absolutely terrific, a joy to listen to with all the instruments clear and sharp and with excellent dynamics.\n\n`90125' is proof positive that a band like Yes can completely re-invent itself in a good way, retaining its virtuoso musicianship and masterfully tight arrangements whilst embracing a new era to win over a new audience. If you liked Yes in the 1970s, or even more if you didn't like them - give `90125' a listen: either way, you'll likely be pleasantly surprised, and might even be won over.","Product: Remastered edition of Carlos' spaced-out jazzy masterpiece from 1972. Highly recommended.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Santana's most sublime moment? - the vinyl original\n\nReview: Review of the 12\" vinyl original of Santana's 1972 album 'Caravanserai'\n\nReleased in October 1972, `Caravanserai' marks one of Santana's highest and most sublime creative moments and has often been described as \"music for musicians\". It's the last of Santana's studio recordings to feature founder-member Gregg Rolie on keyboards and second-guitarist (the very young but virtuoso) Neal Schon, both of whom were shortly to depart to form `Journey.' Rolie features on some tracks and new keyboard player Tom Coster appears on others, the start of a decades-long and highly productive association between Coster and Santana.\n\nFounder-member David Brown is replaced on bass by Doug Rauch (on some of the numbers) and Tom Rutley (on others) and the departure of Mike Carabello as conga-percussionist heralded the entry of veteran Armando Peraza - who, I can tell you from seeing this band live in 1973, had one heck of an onstage presence and added a lot to the sound. Drummer Mike Shrieve and percussionist `Chepito' are still there, both evident in the music. Altogether `Caravanserai' showcases contributions by some 16 different musicians and is a masterpiece of arrangement and production; it marks the beginning of a rich and productive journey into deeper, more complex jazz-fusion territory which continued with `Welcome' and - especially - `Borboletta.'\n\nThe trademark rock-salsa fusion sound which made Santana's first three studio albums a global commercial success gives way here to more thoughtful, jazz-like compositions, though you can hear the genealogy of the Woodstock-era band still there underneath. Of the 10 numbers on the album, only three have any vocal content and the first six pieces (i.e. the first `side' of the original vinyl LP) flow together as one, with no real breaks. `Caravanserai' though impressive on first listening, is not such an instantly-accessible musical listening experience as the first three albums. The band experiments with different time-signatures and instrumentation in complex compositions to weave an engrossing musical tapestry which wins over the head, the heart and the soul where repeat-listening reveals ever more depth and subtlety.\n\nIf you like to seek out great music of any era and especially if you have a penchant for jazz-rock fusion and you've never heard `Caravanserai', then you're in for a rare treat. This mid-1970s period was the high-point of Carlos Santana's long creative career: here he is in his prime, a master of his craft with experience and global success behind him, but wanting to explore music a bit deeper, maybe with less popular appeal but ultimately more personally satisfying, more valuable and enduring. Put on the headphones, lie back, crank up the volume and be transported to a land rich, beautiful and sublime.\n\nI am BTW writing this in Hatta, close to the UAE/Oman border. As the Sun rises, a herd of wild camels is visible on a distant hill to the South: a real-life spectacle almost identical to the original cover-art of this: Santana's great, timeless fourth album.","Product: When Bruce Lundvall and Michael Cuscuna revived the Blue Note label in 1985, a reunion concert was held at New Yorks Town Hall. The concert brought together some of the most well-known names in jazz, as well as a handful of artists newly signed to the label, on one stage. For well over three hours on the night of February 22, 1985, one jazz legend after another took the stage playing classic tunes from the Blue Note catalog. Many regard this event as the greatest single jazz evening ever!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The definitive jazz concert-film\n\nReview: This DVD is of the celebrity gala concert on 22nd February 1985 at NYC Town Hall in honour of Blue-Note records, and is probably the best jazz-concert film ever made. The top-rank jazz musicians include Herbie Hancock, Stanley Turrentine, Kenny Burrell, Ron Carter, Stanley Jordan (an epic solo performance on electric guitar), Art Blakey and Tony Williams among the luminaries.\n\nThe quality of music is top class throughout, with a relaxed and good-humored rapport between the audience and musicians who (in various combinations) improvise around a range of classic numbers. A full list of highlights would be a long one but would include `Cantaloupe Island', `Moanin' `Appointment in Ghana' and Charles Lloyd's `Tone Poem'.\n\nThe concert was filmed on celluloid and originally released on video. The DVD re-release is a radical re-edit with many of the long shots replaced by close-ups of the musicians (an undoubted improvement) and enhanced image quality. More controversial is the exclusion of some performances from the original film, notably from Charles Lloyd, McCoy Tyner & Stanley Jordan. As all the original concert was recorded and filmed from multiple camera angles, would it be too much to ask for an unedited DVD of the entire concert?\n\nThese quibbles however don't detract from this as the definitive jazz concert film. It's so good, even people who claim to `not like jazz' might be won over.","Product: ROLLING STONES\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: 60s psychedelia with a dark twist\n\nReview: At the end of the year in which LSD-fuelled psychedelia exploded into popular consciousness, TSMR released in December 1967 was widely seen as the Stones' attempt to emulate the Beatles' `Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'. The album received `mixed reviews' from the press, and Keith Richards famously described it retrospectively as \"A load of cr*p\".\n\nFrom a 21st century perspective we can now see TSMR as a period oddity, distinctly of its time. The album has a handful of good tunes (`She's a Rainbow' and `2000 light years from home' maybe the most memorable) and much that is mediocre. Unusually for the Stones in this period, the recordings feature many guest musicians: Nicky Hopkins on assorted keyboards, John Paul Jones arranging the strings on `She's a Rainbow', Lennon & McCartney singing on the opener `Sing this all together', and some un-credited violinists. The result is a very distinctive sound, quite unlike any other Stones album yet retaining that trademark streak of rebelliousness, that dark bad-boy edginess.\n\nThe album's title is a play on the phrase `Her Britannic Majesty's Request' which at that time used to be printed in British passports, and in some parts of the world was released as `The Stones are Rolling' because the word `Satanic' was considered taboo.\n\nVerdict: possibly only for the Stones completist, or fans of the offbeat and curious. If you can find the original 12\" vinyl LP with lenticular 3-D image on the front cover, it's considered a collectors' item.","Product: With drummer John Bonham's death and the dissolution of Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page pursued solo careers. In 1994 they reunited for MTV's hugely popular Unplugged. That historic session -- which led to a new studio album and an international tour -- became No Quarter. The duo's talents are potent as ever as they deliver these unique variations on choice picks from the Led Zeppelin songbook. Expanded with the bonus tracks \"The Rain Song\" and \"Wah Wah.\"\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Page & Plant produce a thoughtful and mature offering for the adventurous musical palette\n\nReview: Originally released in 1994 `No Quarter' contains 14 musical pieces, mostly intelligent and imaginative re-works of songs written jointly by Page and Plant and recorded by Led Zeppelin in the 1970s. Most buyers interested in this collection will be Zeppelin fans and very familiar with all the `originals' from Zep's back catalogue.\n\nOne of the reasons Page and Plant hit it off when they met in 1968 was that they shared wide-ranging musical interests, and their subsequent joint-compositions incorporated ideas from North African and Indian music (check out Page's frequently unconventional guitar tunings) as well as Mississippi Delta blues, Appalachian mountain music and the folk traditions of the British Isles.\n\nOn this album the duo perform some of their best songs with new arrangements backed by 7 musicians playing variously banjo, mandolin, bodhran and hurdy-gurdy as well as bass and percussion. To add further spice to the mix, a traditional Egyptian 11-piece musical ensemble is deployed on many of the tracks, and - on those recorded in Marrakech - 4 Moroccan musicians. To top it all off, the entire string section from The London Metropolitan Orchestra (violins, violas and cellos) guest on a brand new interpretation of the Zep classic `Kashmir' to close the album.\n\nSome of the songs on the album are performed in front of a live audience and some are studio recordings; some recorded in Marrakech in the open air and some at a cottage in Snowdonia. Overall the result is a very rich musical experience, more complex and varied than any one of Zeppelin's glorious albums to which this collection will inevitably be compared. One or two songs - `Since I've been loving you', `That's the way' and `Battle of Evermore' - don't really get the full exotic treatment but are re-worked in a more conventional manner, and improved on nevertheless.\n\nOverall this is a truly excellent and mature piece of work which will appeal to any Zeppelin fan, and also to any open-minded listener with wider musical horizons who wants to hear something a bit different. Production values are exemplary, giving a rich and satisfying sound where no instrument or voice dominates the action, but where everything is in fine balance.\n\nConsider also checking out the DVD of the same title, which incorporates all the music on the CD plus more (performances of `The Rain Song', `When the Levee breaks' and `What is and what should never be'); showcases the performances in London, Morocco and Wales; includes interviews with Page & Plant and other extras.","Product: I will ship by EMS or SAL items in stock in Japan. It is approximately 7-14days on delivery date. You wholeheartedly support customers as satisfactory. Thank you for you seeing it.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: If every Sunday in Bamako is like this, that's where I'm going...\n\nReview: Like Salif Keita, Amadou Bagayoko and Mariam Doumbia are from Mali: the origin of the very best, most exquisite, innovative, effortlessly complex and original music from the African continent - if not the whole world - over the past 20 years. It's a mystery why, but all the very best music seems to be from Mali.\n\nLike the late Ray Charles, Amadou and Mariam are blind. They're also married to each other, and have been composing and performing together since around 1980. This though is their most electrifying, original, joyful, danceable-in-the-street, clever, richly textured and simply best album by far, and the reason is almost certainly the involvement of Manu Chao who not only produced the whole glorious celebration but composed and performed on several of the tracks as well.\n\nSung mainly in French with that delightful West African dialect - but also with a couple of English language numbers - \"Dimanche a Bamako\" (Sunday in Bamako - the title track of the album) is a joy from start to finish, full of surprises, different rhythms, interesting arrangements and eclectic choice of instrumentation. It romps along at a fair old pace and, even if you have no idea what they're singing about, you'll instantly love it. Every track is different and yet the whole is even more than the sum of its beautiful and exquisite parts: musical excellence, a delight to be savoured again and again.\n\nIf you like African music, especially music from Mali, and you never heard this album then you should buy it right now. If \"world music\" has never appealed and you're put off by lyrics sung in languages other than English, this could be a breakthrough and a revelation. Give it a listen, and open up a new world of joyous West African delight.","Product: In The Heart Of The Moon is the first full length album collaboration by these two great African musicians. The original idea for the album that they duet on just one track, but their creativity cold not be contained, and the result is an album's worth of material! There were no rehearsals, and the improvised performances were recorded over 3 magical 2 hour sessions at the Hotel Mand, on the banks of the Niger River, in Bamako, Mali. With Ali on acoustic guitar and Toumani's kora, there was some extraordinary interplay between the pair. Features 12 total tracks including 'Kala', 'Kaira', 'Nawer Toro', 'Hawa Dolo', 'Simbo', 'Mamadou Boutiquier' and more. Warner. 2005.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: From the heart of Mali\n\nReview: This 2005 Grammy-winner featured the late, great blues guitarist Ali Farka Toure (no. 76 in Rolling Stone's table of the `Greatest Guitarists of All Time') who died in 2006 of bone cancer; and Kora player Toumani Diabate.\n\nBoth these excellent musicians are from Mali (though from different regions and traditions) and the album was recorded in a mobile studio in the Hotel Mande in Bamako, on the banks of the River Niger. The great world music enthusiast and promoter Ry Cooder also plays on some tracks.\n\nThe music is mainly instrumental, quite sophisticated and very mellow. In the manner of world-class jazz musicians Toure and Diabate (and Cooder, at times) respond to each other to weave delicate improvisational patterns and make great relaxing music.\n\nThis album can be recommended if you like West African music or even if you don't know the music from Mali very well. There was a follow-up album from these two simply called `Ali Farka Toure and Toumane Diabate' recorded in London just prior to Toure's death which is so outstanding it eclipses even `In the Heart of the Moon', and for that reason only I would give four-and-a-half stars to ItHotM rather than five.\n\nThe CD is a fine package with a tasteful 16-page booklet featuring short essays about the project penned by Lucy Duran, Nick Gold and separately by both Diabate and Toure, and decorated with some evocative and rather arty images of Mali.","Product: Track listing: \n1. Johnny B Goode\n2. Lover Man\n3. Blue Suede Shoes\n4. Voodoo Chile\n5. Queen\n6. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band\n7. Little Wing\n8. Red House\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Review of the September 2011 Sony/Hendrix-Family re-release of `Hendrix in the West'\n\nReview: The posthumous release of Jimi Hendrix's extant recorded material (both live and from his studio sessions) began soon after his death in September 1970. Exploitation, controversy and legal battles over ownership rights have continued for 40 years and there is no sign this is going to stop any time soon.\n\nThis is the Hendrix family/Sony September 2011 re-hash of the classic 1972 all-audience-live `Hendrix in the West' album, with its tell-tale square purple and orange sticker on the front cover of the cardboard-only CD case.\n\nThe January 1972 vinyl release from Polydor included 8 tracks selected from five concerts, most in California (Berkeley Community Center and San Diego Sports Arena), with two short tracks from the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival and two from a gig at the Royal Albert Hall in London. A CD version of the original HITW has been available for years, with identical running order to the 1972 vinyl from the same master-tapes.\n\nHere on this new September 2011 Sony edition, you get:\n\n* 8 songs mostly identical to the original vinyl album but in a different running order\n\n* BUT - `Voodoo Chile - slight return' is here taken from the 26 May 1969 concert at The San Diego Sports Arena (the whole of that concert is available elsewhere), whereas on the classic Polydor release of HITW the song was taken from a concert at The Albert Hall; and `Little Wing' is here taken from the 1968 Winterland concert and (IMHO) not quite as good as the seminal performance of the song featured on the classic Polydor HITW\n\n* 3 extra tracks: `Fire', `I Don't Live Today' and `Spanish Castle Magic' from the same May 1969 San Diego gig\n\n* A glossy, 24-page booklet featuring plenty of archive photos of Jimi and the band, and the story of these recordings written in fine style by John McDermott\n\nBoth Noel Redding and Billy Cox feature on the album playing bass, Redding on the earlier and Cox on the later material. Drums on all tracks were played by Mitch.\n\nSo, is this new Sony `re-master' worth buying? It depends on whether or not you already have the earlier `classic' Polydor release of HITW:\n\n1. If you DON'T have the original Polydor release, then I would say this is probably worth buying. It's an essential showcasing of some of Jimi's best live material including `Red House' (by universal agreement the best track on HITW, here unchanged from the classic Polydor release) and this is the only version of HITW you can now buy new\n\n2. If you DO have the classic Polydor CD, then probably not: the additional material included here is not great and is available elsewhere. The performances of `VCSR' and `Little Wing' on this new Sony CD are not quite as good as the seminal performances on the original Polydor classic HITW - IMHO. As usual with these re-releases, it's difficult to hear any noticeable improvement in the sound with the so-called `re-mastered' tracks\n\nIn keeping with recent `square-sticker' releases of Jimi's extant material, this new 2011 offering is in a cardboard sleeve more fashionable and `environmental' than the traditional hinged plastic CD box, and this might not be to everyone's liking.\n\nThe 1972 classic Polydor original of HITW was a 5-star album, but this slightly diluted offering drops a star, due in part to the inclusion of inferior performances of `VCSR' and `Little Wing' and partly just to cynicism. Shame that for reasons of legal wrangling it's now the only version of HITW you can buy new, but there it is. If you can hunt down a CD or vinyl copy of the Polydor original HITW, then my advice would be, buy that instead. It's better.","Product: The Samuel Goldwyn Motion Picture Production of Porgy And Bess: Original Sound Track Album\nMusic by George Gershwin\nVintage Vinyl 33 RPM LP Record\n\"Six Eye\" Black Label!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Davis and Evans rework Gershwin's operatic oddity to weave dark magic\n\nReview: In one of the short essays printed in the CD booklet-insert, Bill Kirchner writes: \"In 20th century American music, three partnerships have been most influential: Duke Ellington/Billy Strayhorn, Frank Sinatra/Nelson Riddle, and Miles Davis/Gil Evans.\"\n\nIt's no exaggeration to state that Miles Davis was in many ways the 20th century's musical equivalent of Picasso: always the innovator, pushing the boundaries of hitherto unexplored landscapes to expand what we accept as art, disregarding convention and rewriting the rules. The musical marriage with Gil Evans' structured but often radical orchestral arrangements provided the near-perfect canvas for Miles' trumpet to paint its expressive, minimalist, striking colors with bold but often melancholy brush strokes. Chalk and cheese they may have been, but together cooked up something magical. In addition they were close lifelong friends.\n\nFrom first to last, the result of their collaboration in reworking Gershwin's \"Porgy and Bess\" has a serious core. The mood evoked is on the whole not joyous; it has a melancholy heart and minor keys predominate. Evans' brass-dominated orchestrations are the antithesis of smooth and restful: they are often jarring, discordant, disturbing, and work perfectly in setting the tone.\n\nHighlights would be the downbeat opener \"Buzzard Song\" employing a sparse duet of tuba and trumpet; a mellow and rhythmic rendition of \"Summertime\" (a contrast with Trane's treatment of the same base material on his \"Favorite Things\" album is instructive); and the sublime \"It ain't necessarily so\" - each one a fine example of Evans' radical, attention-grabbing orchestration overlaid with Miles' intelligent exploration of the basic melody with a trumpet sound so clean and vital it's like a refreshing shower on the skin on a hot day.\n\nThis album may not be to everyone's taste, and does not suit every mood. However, its best moments rank as some of the greatest ever in jazz and reinforce the conviction, if any were needed, that 20th century music would not have been the same without Miles Davis.","Product: 2007 five CD set, a great installment in Sony/BMG's Original Album Classics series that brings together rare and out of print titles with some best sellers from the Sony/BMG Jazz catalog. Many of these albums have been unavailable on CD for some time and are sought after by collectors. Each set is presented in a high quality, rigid cardboard slipcase containing five 'vinyl replica' mini LP sleeves. This collection from the Jazz ensemble features the albums Inner Mounting Flame, Birds of Fire, Between Nothingness & Eternity, Apocalypse and Visions of the Emerald Beyond.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best of MO and outstanding value: never mind the sleeve notes, just listen to the music\n\nReview: This 5-album collection is outstanding value: for less than US$15, you can acquire almost all the essential work of John McLaughlin's legendary MO in one package.\n\nThe first three albums `The Inner Mounting Flame', `Birds of Fire' and - recorded live in Central Park NYC in 1973 - `Between Nothingness and Eternity' feature the original virtuoso line-up of McLaughlin, Hammer, Goodman, Cobham and Laird. The later two albums feature line-up changes and the deployment of orchestral strings, and don't quite have the dynamism, the take-your-breath-away energy-burst of the first three. They're good, though, and important milestones of this busy period in the evolution of rock-jazz fusion.\n\nThe only conspicuous absence is the later-released `The Lost Trident Sessions' featuring the studio material planned for the third album, some of which is performed live on BNAT but which is otherwise unavailable; and the lesser known `Inner Worlds', from 1976. The inclusion of these disks would have completed the package, but you'll have to buy them separately.\n\nSome reviewers have complained about mistakes and omissions in the sleeve notes offered with this package, a criticism with some merit. However, it's important to keep a sense of perspective. If you buy this package, you will acquire almost all the music of the greatest fusion band ever, on high-quality digital CDs, at an unbeatable price. If having the sleeve notes is important to you then get them off the web, or go buy the individual CDs separately.\n\nMeanwhile, just listen: the production quality of the sound is exemplary, like the original albums, and at this price you can't go wrong.","Product: Featuring extensive interviews with Page, Plant, Jones and Bonham alongside rare films and recordings of Zeppelin in performance, this two DVD and book set is the definitive critical review of the music of Led Zeppelin. Contributions include Zeppelin insiders, along with newly released archive interviews with the band recorded during the 1977 US tour. The book includes a complete history of Led Zeppelin in the words of the band and its critics, and features a track-by-track analysis of every Zeppelin recording, broadcast and film performance ever released.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Celebration Day 2xCD+Blu-Ray+NTSC DVD package: fitting testament to a legend, superlatives justified\n\nReview: So here it is at last on general sale: the 2xCD+Blu-Ray+DVD package of Zeppelin's now-legendary one-off celebratory reunion performance on 10th December 2007 at London's O2 Arena. The event was to honour the life and work of Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun who in 1968 had such faith in a young British band that he backed them with money and a recording contract, and who died aged 83 of a backstage fall during the Rolling Stones benefit concert in October 2006.\n\nIs all the hype about this concert justified? You bet. The performance is indeed worthy of all the superlatives heaped on it, and in every way outstanding.\n\nHaving seen the youthful band several times in the 1970s, the initial shock of seeing three guys in their 60s (well OK, in 2007 Plant was 59) - plus the near-perfect-fit Jason Bonham standing in for his long-departed father on drums - on stage together, is swept away once the music starts. From the storming opener `Good Times Bad Times' through two hours of some of their best-known numbers, this is Led Zeppelin, and this band ROCKS. The fast-fingered Page is outstanding; Plant - ever the great showman and commanding stage presence - retains power, emotion, volume and range in his voice even though he avoids the screaming high notes which gave Zeppelin distinctive character in their youth; JPJ is the bedrock for the band both on keyboards and bass, and Jason Bonham almost unbelievably gels with the band so perfectly that he might indeed be his father pounding the skins with power and feel.\n\nMuch of the time Page, Plant and Jones stand close together, physically; almost touching each other. The astounding thing is how relaxed they are, how at ease, how professional - and how they simply enjoy themselves on stage so much. The sense of occasion is intoxicating, the numbers powerful, tight, joyous. Plant relaxes and chats good-naturedly with the audience between songs, the atmosphere that of a celebratory family reunion where everyone is simply having a great time.\n\nHighlights: too many to list. `Kashmir' probably takes the Gold. Awesome.\n\nThe cover shows the iconic Zeppelin over London, presented in the slightly archaic style characteristic of the artwork so often employed by the band. CD1 displays the time 10.12 on an antique clock-face, on CD2 it's 12.10: the walk-on and walk-off times of the band on the night. Nice touch.\n\nIf you can stretch to it, buy the DVD or Blu-Ray in the package so you can actually see the band performing. Seeing them play and interact with each other and with the audience is a must, and adds so much to the experience. Many of the frames are close-up and personal, with a front-row audience perspective. You do, however, need to hear the music through a big powerful sound system: play loud.\n\nSome minor points: there is no acoustic set, a standard of the band's stage shows in the 1970s, and the actual song `Celebration Day' - the perfect name for this event - is not performed. These are not niggles, just observations: the whole concert is awesome.\n\nFor those fortunate enough to have won tickets, they have the experience of a lifetime, a night to remember. There were tales of ticketless devotees on the night offering more than GB4,000 in cash for a ticket, and of ticket-clutching fans refusing to sell. They made the right choice. For the rest of us, this is as good as it's going to get - and fortunately, that's pretty darned good. Plant has reportedly turned down US$200 million on offer for a new world tour and ruled it out emphatically, though the other three have been more equivocal. Personally I hope this was Zep's final concert, as it's difficult to imagine they could ever top it and this way, they go out in grandeur and style.\n\nOnce giants walked the Earth and alas, we may never see their like again. But at least we have the record, and what a record it is.","Product: In a world choked with sound, it's difficult to find any music that truly lingers and resonates with the listener. Morhceeba are a fountain of such music. "Dive Deep" is an organic compilation of tracks written in the studio with several collaborating guest vocalists. The result reflects the musical diversity, which has made Morcheeba's prior works such a success.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Morcheeba Dives Deep into the Big Calm\n\nReview: By critical consent \"Dive Deep\" is now regarded as Morcheeba's best runner-up album to \"Big Calm\" and DD runs that early classic very close as an all-time great play-it-over-and-over listening experience.\n\nThe title \"Dive Deep\" comes from the Godfrey brothers' concern about the progressive ecological degradation of the planet's marine environment, but in a fine twist is also a reference to the depths explored through the eclectic musical experimentation evident on the album.\n\nThe split with Skye left a hole in the band not satisfyingly filled by Daisy Martey but which, remarkably, is filled here with a rich diversity of different vocalists including some male voices (and one instrumental number). It all gels together beautifully and the vocal smorgasbord brings a variety which reveals Morcheeba at their quirky and innovative best. What stands out is the mature, exemplary songwriting.\n\nThe opener, \"Enjoy the Ride\" sung by Judy Tzuke, is a corker. Tzuke sounds, weirdly, almost indistinguishable from Skye bringing a similar melodious style to a great song you can listen to over and over. Tzuke also sings a second track, \"Blue Chair\", one of the album's highlights.\n\nNorwegian singer/songwriter Thomas Dybdahl makes a major contribution to the album, contributing three tracks: \"Riverbed\", \"Sleep on it Tonight\" and the long soulful closer, \"Washed Away\" and his gravitas goes some way to defining the album's style. He's a fine choice, the perfect match for the talented Godfreys. A song in French, \"Au Dela\" sung by Manda Zamolo, works very well too and brings a taste of world-music exotica into the mix.\n\nThe main highlight however is track four, \"Run Honey Run\", an instant minor-key classic thanks to the unexpectedly beautiful, soulful vocal delivered by Bradley Burgess. It's almost worth buying the album just for this little gem.\n\nSome music hits the scene with a sensational bang, but time erodes its impact and it skulks off into obscurity (anyone still listening to \"Never Mind the Bollocks...\"?). The reputation of other albums however gets stronger over time, attracts new audiences and goes from strength to strength. \"Dive Deep\" is in the second category. After almost two years it's become evident that \"Dive Deep\" has real depth and rewards repeated listening. Is this music-for-all-seasons destined perhaps for greatness? Time will tell.\n\nInterestingly, the Morcheeba website is announcing their new album \"Blood Like Lemonade\" to be released June 2010 \"featuring Skye\". Blood, it seems, runs not just thicker than water but thicker than lemonade too.","Product: 2007 five CD set, a great installment in Sony/BMG's Original Album Classics series that brings together rare and out of print titles with some best sellers from the Sony/BMG Jazz catalog. Many of these albums have been unavailable on CD for some time and are sought after by collectors. Each set is presented in a high quality, rigid cardboard slipcase containing five 'vinyl replica' mini LP sleeves. This collection from the Jazz ensemble features the albums Inner Mounting Flame, Birds of Fire, Between Nothingness & Eternity, Apocalypse and Visions of the Emerald Beyond.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Best of MO and outstanding value: never mind the sleeve notes, just listen to the music\n\nReview: This 5-album collection is outstanding value: for less than US$15, you can acquire almost all the essential work of John McLaughlin's legendary MO in one package.\n\nThe first three albums `The Inner Mounting Flame', `Birds of Fire' and - recorded live in Central Park NYC in 1973 - `Between Nothingness and Eternity' feature the original virtuoso line-up of McLaughlin, Hammer, Goodman, Cobham and Laird. The later two albums feature line-up changes and the deployment of orchestral strings, and don't quite have the dynamism, the take-your-breath-away energy-burst of the first three. They're good, though, and important milestones of this busy period in the evolution of rock-jazz fusion.\n\nThe only conspicuous absence is the later-released `The Lost Trident Sessions' featuring the studio material planned for the third album, some of which is performed live on BNAT but which is otherwise unavailable; and the lesser known `Inner Worlds', from 1976. The inclusion of these disks would have completed the package, but you'll have to buy them separately.\n\nSome reviewers have complained about mistakes and omissions in the sleeve notes offered with this package, a criticism with some merit. However, it's important to keep a sense of perspective. If you buy this package, you will acquire almost all the music of the greatest fusion band ever, on high-quality digital CDs, at an unbeatable price. If having the sleeve notes is important to you then get them off the web, or go buy the individual CDs separately.\n\nMeanwhile, just listen: the production quality of the sound is exemplary, like the original albums, and at this price you can't go wrong.","Product: Featuring extensive interviews with Page, Plant, Jones and Bonham alongside rare films and recordings of Zeppelin in performance, this two DVD and book set is the definitive critical review of the music of Led Zeppelin. Contributions include Zeppelin insiders, along with newly released archive interviews with the band recorded during the 1977 US tour. The book includes a complete history of Led Zeppelin in the words of the band and its critics, and features a track-by-track analysis of every Zeppelin recording, broadcast and film performance ever released.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Celebration Day 2xCD+Blu-Ray+NTSC DVD package: fitting testament to a legend, superlatives justified\n\nReview: So here it is at last on general sale: the 2xCD+Blu-Ray+DVD package of Zeppelin's now-legendary one-off celebratory reunion performance on 10th December 2007 at London's O2 Arena. The event was to honour the life and work of Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun who in 1968 had such faith in a young British band that he backed them with money and a recording contract, and who died aged 83 of a backstage fall during the Rolling Stones benefit concert in October 2006.\n\nIs all the hype about this concert justified? You bet. The performance is indeed worthy of all the superlatives heaped on it, and in every way outstanding.\n\nHaving seen the youthful band several times in the 1970s, the initial shock of seeing three guys in their 60s (well OK, in 2007 Plant was 59) - plus the near-perfect-fit Jason Bonham standing in for his long-departed father on drums - on stage together, is swept away once the music starts. From the storming opener `Good Times Bad Times' through two hours of some of their best-known numbers, this is Led Zeppelin, and this band ROCKS. The fast-fingered Page is outstanding; Plant - ever the great showman and commanding stage presence - retains power, emotion, volume and range in his voice even though he avoids the screaming high notes which gave Zeppelin distinctive character in their youth; JPJ is the bedrock for the band both on keyboards and bass, and Jason Bonham almost unbelievably gels with the band so perfectly that he might indeed be his father pounding the skins with power and feel.\n\nMuch of the time Page, Plant and Jones stand close together, physically; almost touching each other. The astounding thing is how relaxed they are, how at ease, how professional - and how they simply enjoy themselves on stage so much. The sense of occasion is intoxicating, the numbers powerful, tight, joyous. Plant relaxes and chats good-naturedly with the audience between songs, the atmosphere that of a celebratory family reunion where everyone is simply having a great time.\n\nHighlights: too many to list. `Kashmir' probably takes the Gold. Awesome.\n\nThe cover shows the iconic Zeppelin over London, presented in the slightly archaic style characteristic of the artwork so often employed by the band. CD1 displays the time 10.12 on an antique clock-face, on CD2 it's 12.10: the walk-on and walk-off times of the band on the night. Nice touch.\n\nIf you can stretch to it, buy the DVD or Blu-Ray in the package so you can actually see the band performing. Seeing them play and interact with each other and with the audience is a must, and adds so much to the experience. Many of the frames are close-up and personal, with a front-row audience perspective. You do, however, need to hear the music through a big powerful sound system: play loud.\n\nSome minor points: there is no acoustic set, a standard of the band's stage shows in the 1970s, and the actual song `Celebration Day' - the perfect name for this event - is not performed. These are not niggles, just observations: the whole concert is awesome.\n\nFor those fortunate enough to have won tickets, they have the experience of a lifetime, a night to remember. There were tales of ticketless devotees on the night offering more than GB4,000 in cash for a ticket, and of ticket-clutching fans refusing to sell. They made the right choice. For the rest of us, this is as good as it's going to get - and fortunately, that's pretty darned good. Plant has reportedly turned down US$200 million on offer for a new world tour and ruled it out emphatically, though the other three have been more equivocal. Personally I hope this was Zep's final concert, as it's difficult to imagine they could ever top it and this way, they go out in grandeur and style.\n\nOnce giants walked the Earth and alas, we may never see their like again. But at least we have the record, and what a record it is.","Product: In a world choked with sound, it's difficult to find any music that truly lingers and resonates with the listener. Morhceeba are a fountain of such music. "Dive Deep" is an organic compilation of tracks written in the studio with several collaborating guest vocalists. The result reflects the musical diversity, which has made Morcheeba's prior works such a success.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Morcheeba Dives Deep into the Big Calm\n\nReview: By critical consent \"Dive Deep\" is now regarded as Morcheeba's best runner-up album to \"Big Calm\" and DD runs that early classic very close as an all-time great play-it-over-and-over listening experience.\n\nThe title \"Dive Deep\" comes from the Godfrey brothers' concern about the progressive ecological degradation of the planet's marine environment, but in a fine twist is also a reference to the depths explored through the eclectic musical experimentation evident on the album.\n\nThe split with Skye left a hole in the band not satisfyingly filled by Daisy Martey but which, remarkably, is filled here with a rich diversity of different vocalists including some male voices (and one instrumental number). It all gels together beautifully and the vocal smorgasbord brings a variety which reveals Morcheeba at their quirky and innovative best. What stands out is the mature, exemplary songwriting.\n\nThe opener, \"Enjoy the Ride\" sung by Judy Tzuke, is a corker. Tzuke sounds, weirdly, almost indistinguishable from Skye bringing a similar melodious style to a great song you can listen to over and over. Tzuke also sings a second track, \"Blue Chair\", one of the album's highlights.\n\nNorwegian singer/songwriter Thomas Dybdahl makes a major contribution to the album, contributing three tracks: \"Riverbed\", \"Sleep on it Tonight\" and the long soulful closer, \"Washed Away\" and his gravitas goes some way to defining the album's style. He's a fine choice, the perfect match for the talented Godfreys. A song in French, \"Au Dela\" sung by Manda Zamolo, works very well too and brings a taste of world-music exotica into the mix.\n\nThe main highlight however is track four, \"Run Honey Run\", an instant minor-key classic thanks to the unexpectedly beautiful, soulful vocal delivered by Bradley Burgess. It's almost worth buying the album just for this little gem.\n\nSome music hits the scene with a sensational bang, but time erodes its impact and it skulks off into obscurity (anyone still listening to \"Never Mind the Bollocks...\"?). The reputation of other albums however gets stronger over time, attracts new audiences and goes from strength to strength. \"Dive Deep\" is in the second category. After almost two years it's become evident that \"Dive Deep\" has real depth and rewards repeated listening. Is this music-for-all-seasons destined perhaps for greatness? Time will tell.\n\nInterestingly, the Morcheeba website is announcing their new album \"Blood Like Lemonade\" to be released June 2010 \"featuring Skye\". Blood, it seems, runs not just thicker than water but thicker than lemonade too.","Product: Legendary R&R, R&B, Blues, Soul, Electric Guitar, Jimi Hendrix, Pop. 2nd Studio LP from Hendrix.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hendrix's second studio album showcases his first-class songwriting\n\nReview: `Axis Bold as Love' with its bright and distinctive Hindu cosmology-themed gatefold-cover art was the second album from the `Experience', recorded later the same year as their debut album `Are You Experienced?' in 1967. `Axis' is musically more polished than its immediate predecessor, full of new material written since the AYE sessions and has first class production values which still sound crisp and professional even 44 years later.\n\nThe album opens with a mock-radio interview during which Jimi plays `Mr Paul Caruso', a man just arrived in a flying saucer, a comedic moment of sci-fi spacyness which sets the tone of the album in a manner absolutely fitting for 1967.\n\nSo, what of the music on `Axis'? Here the focus is on songwriting and the mood gentler, more ambient and melodic than Hendrix's first creative outpouring captured on AYE, though some rocking numbers like `Spanish Castle Magic' and `Ain't no Telling' stand out. Many of the songs are short, coming in around the 2-minute mark and displaying an admirable discipline in contrast to the self-indulgent extended improvisations of many 1967 contemporaries. The most enduring numbers from `Axis' are probably the poignant and prolifically-covered `Little Wing' with its distinctive intro and beautifully restrained wailing guitar; and `If Six was Nine' with its rebellious be-true-to-yourself-and-don't-follow-the-crowd theme, used in the soundtrack of the famous Cannes-prize-winning 1969 film `Easy Rider' starring Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper (who also directed) and Jack Nicholson in early film roles.\n\n`Axis' is often regarded as Hendrix's most mellow and delightful album, with his impressive vocal range on display through some first-class material. Though best remembered as a composer, an electric guitar innovator and pioneer of new sounds in rock music, Hendrix was in fact a very good pitch-perfect melodic singer with vocal power, good range and excellent expressive phrasing. The raunchy guitar takes a background seat here, to emerge again in 1968's milestone `Electric Ladyland' album. On `Axis', with popular and commercial success finally in his grasp after years of struggle, Jimi seems to be really enjoying himself and, through these varied and high-quality numbers, his delightful humour and optimistic good nature shine through.\n\nIf you're interested in Hendrix's musical legacy and in understanding how he helped shape the form of pop/rock music which endures even into the C21, then `Axis' is indispensable to your collection. There's a lot of Hendrix material out there in various packages and re-issues, but in addition to `Axis' the essential studio albums are the debut `Are You Experienced', the quintessential and important `Electric Ladyland' from 1968 and the posthumously released `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' showcasing to perfection his later material. There's plenty of live stage material released in various packages too; best of the bunch are probably `Concerts' and the admittedly uneven performance at the 1969 Woodstock festival containing the epic rendition of `Star Spangled Banner.' The `Blues' album is good, too.","Product: Japanese only two disc (SACD Hybrid CD + NTSC/Region 0 DVD) pressing of this album housed in a mini LP sleeve. EMI.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Genesis' Edwardian Rock classic: 2008 remaster the best-ever? Probably not.\n\nReview: `Nursery Cryme' was recorded at Trident Studios in 1971 and released by Charisma Records the same year. It is the first to feature Steve Hackett and Phil Collins, so kicking-off the classic-era Genesis lineup which continued unchanged until the departure of Peter Gabriel in 1975.\n\nThe album features seven pieces, the best-known being the opener `The Musical Box' during which Gabriel exercises his bizarre imagination to weave a sinister horror story of child murder, a back-from-the-dead spirit and repressed sexual urges set in an Edwardian-era country house. Musically however it's a near-masterpiece, one of the band's all-time greats. The album's title and archaic B-horror-movie cover-artwork are inspired by this song.\n\nThe rest of the music is technically good, even adventurous and interesting, but (for me, anyway) has always lacked the memorable hooks which made so much of Gabriel-era Genesis output truly great. Other high spots are the closer `The Fountain of Salmacis' and Phil Collins' first outing at the mike, when he sings `For Absent Friends'.\n\nChris Jones once observed: \"Genesis virtually invented their own genre of Edwardian rock\", encapsulating precisely the mood of this album and period theme of the songs.\n\nSome controversy rages among Genesis fans as to whether the 2008 remaster is an improvement over previous releases of NC, notably the 1994 Definitive release. For what it's worth, I prefer (as with 'A Trick of the Tail') the Definitive version. Though the sound is brighter on the 2008 release, it suffers from too much `loudness' and excessive compression makes for a soundscape too hollow and shrill; at the same time the drumming is muffled, and the bass too `muddy'. So the 1994 `Definitive' release of this album with better overall dynamics would be my recommendation. True audiophiles (who have the high-end sound equipment) are likely to go for the excellent SACD.","Product: Flamenco and classical met jazz as Gil Evans once again met Miles for this groundbreaking recording. Taped between late 1959 and early 1960, this masterpiece finds Miles at his most hypnotic against Gil's brilliant, romantic orchestrations. You'll also hear the only piece Miles ever played live with Gil (Rodrigo's Concierto , Carnegie Hall, 1961) plus Teo; Maids of Cadiz ; alternate takes of Song of Our Country , and more bonus tracks!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Miles' and Gil's original Iberian excursion, extended and improved in a fine package\n\nReview: As most readers familiar with Miles Davis' music will know, `Sketches of Spain' recorded in 1959-60 was his third and final collaborative project with orchestral arranger Gil Evans. The original album release, distilled from several protracted recording sessions, explored the musical styles of the Iberian Peninsula and has a distinctive feel quite different from Miles' other work: listeners familiar with classical music who never previously connected with jazz often found SoS to be an accessible gateway to other innovative jazz pieces of the era.\n\nThe opener was an extended re-interpretation of the second (slow) movement of J. Roderigo's modern impressionist-classical piece `Concierto di Aranjuez', which Miles listened to repeatedly in 1959 and declared \"I couldn't get it out of my mind.\" Gil's orchestration for an ensemble of brass and woodwind anchors the melody, is faithful to Roderigo's score and captures the spirit of the piece to perfection. It is more classical (i.e. rigid) in structure than normally found in jazz, allowing only constrained improvisation around the melody. In re-interpreting Roderigo's score for the guitar, Miles responded to the more formalised framework with understated mastery and worked with the orchestra to fine result. Roderigo, by the way, didn't like it: the brass-dominated orchestral sound too much of a departure from his vision; the absence of the Spanish guitar at the heart of the piece, and the second movement of the concerto removed from the context of the faster and more upbeat first and third movements not at all to the composer's taste. However, in the context of the other pieces on Miles and Gil's \"Sketches of Spain\" it fits perfectly and sets the mood.\n\n`Will o' the Wisp', `The Pan Piper' and `Saeta', each different but blending seamlessly with CdA in style and confirming the mood, were also included on the original album. The long closer, `Solea' (12.08) was an attention-grabber grounded on Gil's percussion-dominant orchestration, an invitation to which Miles responds with intelligence and expressive sensitivity to weave a fine tapestry filled with moments of tension and delight, still in the Iberian mode.\n\nThe CD cover-presentation of this extended 2-disk edition is (confusingly) identical to that of the original album/CD release: a 50/50 bright yellow-sky/red-earth impressionistic sketch overlaid with black titling and small silhouette of a trumpet player in profile. The content, however, features a lot of new material and, IMO, is worth having even if you have the original single disk.\n\nThe 70 minutes or so of new material, mainly on the second disk, includes `The Maids of Cadiz' previously released on `Miles Ahead' in 1957, and genuinely at home nested here amongst Evans' main body of Iberian-inspired orchestral work with Miles. Several alternate takes of CdA are offered, previously available only on the 1996 release `The Complete Columbia Studio Recordings'; plus the only extant audience-live recording of the piece with Gil conducting the orchestra, previously available on the 1987-released `The Legendary Carnegie Hall Concert'. Other new material includes two versions of `Song of our Country' and an interesting closing piece, `Teo.' A pdf file may be accessed from the disks and a well-written and professionally produced booklet with fine photography from the sessions, and notes written by Gunther Schuller, completes the package.\n\nSome great photos of Gil and Miles are included. Overall, at the offer price, this is the best version of `Sketches of Spain' to buy: you get all the original music with fine sound production and a lot more besides.","Product: Robert Plant is back with his first album since 2007's six time Grammy Award winning ''Raising Sand''.Picking up where the critically acclaimed roots rock of ''Raising Sand'' - which sold 700,000 in the UK and 3 million worldwide, scooping the Grammy for Album of the Year - left off, ''Band Of Joy'' was recorded in Nashville with a stellar cast of musicians.A timeless plunge into authentic Americana, the album was co-produced by Plant and Nashville legend and guitarist Buddy Miller. ''Buddy's integral to this album, you can hear his taste all over the instrumentation,'' enthuses Plant. ''Buddy's zone is beautiful, with a lot of reflections going back into mid-Fifties rockabilly, the singing fishermen and all the great country stuff, along with the soul and R&B from Memphis.''As well as Miller, the Band of Joy is made up of multi-instrumentalist Darrell Scott, who provides the mandolin, guitar, accordian, pedal, lap steel and banjo lines, country singer-songwriter Patty Griffin who adds the main vocal foils to Plant's lead parts, while Byron House plays bass and percussion comes from Marco Giovino.''Band Of Joy'' features intriguing new interpretations of songs from a wide range of sources. Opening with a throbbing rendition of Los Lobos's 'Angel Dance', the album encompasses the glittering drone-rock of Low's 'Silver Rider' and 'Monkey', the Fifties-style country-gospel harmonies which transform The Kelly Brothers' Sixties soul classic 'Falling In Love Again', the desolate banjo-driven interpretation of 'Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down', the transplanted English/Appalachian folk ballad 'Cindy, I'll Marry You Some Day', and jangling blues imagery of 'Central Two-0-Nine'.Robert Plant and the Band Of Joy will be touring the southern states of the USA this July, with more dates to be announced.Robert Plant's most eclectic work so far, in a career that has constantly embraced the unexpected, it's an album which takes in continents of influence and oceans of e\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Planted in the Joy of bygone Americana\n\nReview: Robert Plant has never been a man to rest on past laurels. He certainly doesn't need to produce new output for commercial reasons, as he could have retired for life before age 30 on the proceeds of his 12 enormously successful years as front-man for Led Zeppelin and co-songwriter (with Jimmy Page) of most of that band's most memorable numbers. However Plant has never been in the business just for the money: he has a love of performing, of recording, and of the musical material.\n\n\"Band of Joy\" was the name of the Birmingham-based, pre-Zeppelin band to which Plant and (the late) John Bonham belonged prior to them joining Page & Jones to form Led Zep in 1968. This album is however no nostalgic 1960s retrospective, though it does update and re-interpret many older American folk songs from earlier decades, a genre for which Plant holds a life-long interest and passion.\n\nThis inevitably leads to the collection of songs on \"Band of Joy\" to be compared with the Grammy-winning Alison Kraus collaboration \"Raising Sand\" and although there are some similarities, this album is different. Some of the numbers do really stand out: a superb re-working of Richard Thompson's \"House of Cards,\" Crume & Kelly's \"Falling in Love Again\" with its very early 1950s jukebox feel, and \"Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down\" linger in the memory. Only time will tell if any of these recordings slowly emerge as minor classics. What is obvious after a few listenings, however, is how this collection of songs hangs together as a whole. Despite the age of some of the original material, it sounds simultaneously contemporary but with a period feel (Dylan's \"Modern Times\" or even the 1990 \"Notting Hillbillies\" comes to mind).\n\nPlant's much-matured voice is pleasing on the ear and the range and passion evident for a man in his 60s continues to impress. The ensemble playing from mainly Nashville-based musicians is near-perfect: professional, crisp, faultless, at times magical, and the supporting vocals of Patty Griffin fit the material particularly well. The CD is nicely presented with its red-and-grey theme colours and all lyrics to the songs helpfully printed in full (but of course you won't get this with a download). Give it a listen.","Product: 2011 album from the Electronic artist, producer and DJ. With Destroyed, Moby introduces the listener to the strange and disconcerting life of touring that is not often exposed -- the time spent isolated in anonymous, mundane hotel rooms, airports, and backstage waiting areas. These experiences are then juxtaposed with moments of intense beauty and excitement, such as the connection that can be felt with an audience. With touring comes extensive worldwide travel, and Moby has fallen prey to insomnia most of his adult life, a condition he turns to his advantage. All of the songs on this album were written by Moby on the road during the small hours of the night, when his insomnia was in full tilt.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Destroyed deluxe version: a very fine offering\n\nReview: This 4-disc `deluxe' collection of Moby's 2011 release `Destroyed' is in essence a 2-CD album plus a DVD, and a bonus CD recording of a live-on-stage concert in London featuring some of Moby's classic numbers from his earlier work.\n\nThe 2 studio-recorded CDs offer a mellow collection of music from Moby, more in the overall style of 2009's `Wait for Me' than `Hotel' or `Last Night' though with some upbeat numbers. The music is complex, and develops course by course rather than serving you the whole meal in one go. You could almost describe the style as `progressive' in that several numbers evolve from sparse beginnings to increasing multi-layered complexity and in most cases take the listener on an emotional roller-coaster to a satisfying climax.\n\nDisc 2 continues in the style of disc 1, with 8 new tracks plus variants on 3 of the disc 1 tracks: `the broken places', `lie down in darkness' and `the day', the theme of which is the day Moby lost his mother to cancer.\n\nThe DVD includes videos, live-on-stage material, interviews and some odds & sods. There appears to be no `play all' option, so you have to watch the clips one-at-a-time then return to the main menu to make your next selection.\n\nThe bonus disc sold only with the `deluxe' edition is a live-on-stage concert recorded in London in June 2011. This is Moby at his most energetic onstage with mojo in high gear. Danceable renditions of 14 numbers including `in my heart', `we are all made of stars' `porcelain' and `lift me up' actually better the originally released studio versions.\n\nThe presentation is fine but understated. In a strong hinged box oozing quality, the 4 discs nest in robust numbered sleeves, and a glossy 12-page booklet full or artistic photo-images completes the package. The whole effect is very tasteful, even highbrow.\n\nSo, with the deluxe edition of `Destroyed' you get a lot of very fine music for your money.","Product: Fatoumata Diawara - Fatou Born in Cote d'Ivoire and raised in southern Mali, Diawara grew up hearing Wassoulou music, a song style that's thought by some ethnomusiclogists to be one of the main pre-colonial ancestors of blues.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fatou Diawara's promising debut\n\nReview: This fine 2012 debut from Malian singer Fatoumata Diawara showcases her distinctive melodic voice singing her own songs in her native Bambara tongue with themes as serious as personal betrayal, the effect of wars in Africa, the plight of illegal African migrants in Europe, arranged marriage and female circumcision.\n\nIn addition to accompanying her own voice on simple acoustic guitar traditional western rock guitars, bass and drums are deployed alongside West African instruments like the kori, calabash and ngoni, so the result has a distinctive `world music' sound.\n\nMost of the album was recorded at Livingston Studios in London and produced by Diawara and Nick Gold, and the quality of the mix is superb.\n\nThe album's main feature is Diawara's melodic voice and it has some beautiful, poignant moments. However it somehow lacks that indefinable quality (which for example Salif Keita has in spades) which really sets your hair on fire. It also needs to be said that at by the end of the album the tracks are starting to sound very much the same, with little variation in dynamics. But there's no doubt about it: for a debut recording it's pretty impressive and knocks the spots off most `popular' music manufactured to feed the tastes of western audiences. Fatou is still young, an obviously talented natural singer and composer who seems - on the evidence of this collection - to have what it takes to develop into a significant force in world music. We should look forward to her follow-up album to see in which direction it grows.\n\nThe CD package is excellent with a 24-page booklet offering all the song lyrics in the original Bambara with translations in each case into French and English.","Product: 2011 posthumous release, a collection of previously unreleased tracks, alternate versions of existing classics, as well as a couple of brand new Amy compositions. Following her tragic passing, some of the producers and musicians who worked closely with Amy Winehouse, among them Mark Ronson and Salaam Remi, spent time listening over the many recordings that Amy had made, before, during, and after the release of Frank and Back To Black. It was said by all who worked with Amy that she never sang or played a song the same way twice. It quickly became apparent to Salaam and Mark that they had a collection of songs that deserved to be heard, a collection of songs that were a fitting treatment to Amy the artist and, as importantly, Amy the friend.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Amy shoulda gone to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes\n\nReview: The posthumously released Lioness: Hidden Treasures contains 12 previously unreleased archive recordings selected by producers Mark Ronson and Salaam Remi. It was released in December 2011, timed for the first Christmas season following Amys death.\n\nWhile this collection does not claim or pretend to be Amys third album, its more than just barrel-scrapings of unreleased bits and pieces and does gel together as a listenable whole. A few of the recordings are true vintage and pre-date the Frank sessions, notably a slightly over-the-top rendition of The Girl From Ipanema completely absent the mellow vibe of Jobim & Gilbertos original, and Amys own early composition Half Time from 2002.\n\nStandout tracks are Amys Between the Cheats confessing her infidelity in song, a stripped-down and frankly superior alternate take of Valerie, a magnificent cover of Garson & Hillards Our Day will Come and a duet with Amys 85-year old jazz icon Tony Bennett Body & Soul.\n\nSo overall this is a fine collection of leftovers, selected and produced with care and skill by Ronson and Remi. While not quite up to the overall high standard of Frank or 'Back to Black its more than just OK and a fitting tribute to a great jazz talent. What a pity Amy didn't have a more positive attitude to rehab; she might still be with us and have had a singing career as long and successful as her idols Sinatra and Bennett.","Product: Joni Mitchell The Studio Albums (1968-1979)(10CD)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bargain package of Jonis classic album releases up to 1979\n\nReview: This is a bargain package if you want Jonis first 10x album releases in your collection on old fashioned hard-copy CDs. These 10x classics span the years 1968 to 1979, from her debut Song to a Seagull to Mingus.\n\nThe package contains no specific information about which mix/remastered editions have been used. It may be that where available, the HDCD masters have been used and where no HDCD is available then those from the first CD masters (as opposed to the original analog recordings for the vinyl) have been used. The sound on every single disk is absolutely first class, and even those from the 1960s sound fresh and bright.\n\nEach of the 10x single CDs is presented in its own good-quality cardboard foldout sleeve with the original vinyl cover-artwork, all contained in a rigid folding-clamshell outer box.\n\nThis package is absolutely fantastic value and in every way superb.","Product: A sumptuous body of work, Tales Of Us has been two years in the crafting and is their most narrative, cinematic and intimate recording to date. Nothing in their accomplished back catalogue has hinted at the new lyrical breadth that the band have introduced to Tales Of Us. All the songs except for one are named in the first person with a cast list of evocative character sketches, the contrary love affairs, the suspense, hallucinations, fairy tales and modern folklores documented and the traces of redemption they find in song take the poetry of Goldfrapp s delicately considered music somewhere brand new.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Moody and enigmatic Tales from the maturing electronic duo\n\nReview: Goldfrapp's sixth studio album `Tales of Us' is a fine and mature piece of work, possibly their best. Though it can sound on a casual first pass like a background muzak soundscape, repeat listening reveals the album to be a delicate mood piece with Alison's subdued and breathy vocals delivered with a finesse matched by the sensitive and imaginative instrumental work of Will Gregory. Orchestral strings feature in the arrangements as often as synthesizers.\n\nThe song titles are one-worders, each a person's name. The tunes are rather traditional in structure, delicate and uncomplicated but the whole effect adds up to something special, each song building on the mood of the last. Like watching a film composed of different scenes, each adding to the story, the album works best when listened to as a whole from beginning to end.\n\nParty music this is not, but for the early hours of the morning, or for afternoon contemplation, it's perfect. True it may not be to everyone's taste, but it may be to yours. Give it a listen.","Product: Following on from the worldwide success of his album Blue Moon, the great Ahmad Jamal and his dream team are back with Saturday Morning - another instant classic made up of the kinds of ballads to which only Jamal holds the key. Every track is a moment of grace, shining like a star in the sky of American Classical Music. The album features a wonderful Duke Ellington cover and a tribute to Horace Silver. With his light-fingered but rhythmic style, Jamal sends us into a sensuous trance and leads us to a musical climax: a sound that is 100% pure groove.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Following up on `Blue Moon' Ahmad Jamal delivers a rare diamond at age 83. Will he ever stop?\n\nReview: \"Play like Jamal\" Miles Davis used to instruct the keyboard players in his band, and always cited Ahmad Jamal as his great inspiration. Jamal might justify the title of \"greatest jazzman still alive & playing\" (though Wayne Shorter would also be a strong contender); ironic, as when pioneering the style for which he has become celebrated he was often dismissed by jazz critics in the 50s and 60s as \"a cocktail bar pianist.\"\n\nThis latest release from the 83-year jazz giant demonstrates he is still the unassailable master of his craft, and shows no signs of retiring anytime soon. `Saturday Morning: La Buissonne Studio Sessions' was recorded in La Buissonne near Avignon, France and features the same quartet as 2012's `Blue Moon' ergo Reginald Veal on bass, Herlin Riley on drums and Manolo Badrena adding additional percussive flourishes to beef out the sound. In many ways BM & SM are companion albums, very much in the same style and with the same high production values.\n\nThe overall groove on SM is a little more relaxed than BM (maybe due to the Provencal recording setting?) and the frenetic percussive flourishes of Badrena are less in evidence, his playing often taking a back seat. Ahmad's delightful virtuoso playing dominates the proceedings, with no sideman. There are more originals - 7 in total - than on the 2012 album, plus a few standards which receive the classic Jamal treatment of extended improvisation, always inventive, replete with good humor and occasional surprises. Production values are superb with everything sharp, clear and in perfect balance.\n\nJamal is on record several times over the years confessing \"I think about my music all the time\" and it shows. His playing continues to astound and is, almost unbelievably, better than ever. More energetic and at the same time more subtle, you can never predict where his improvisations will go and to what new territories you will be transported.\n\nTo top off a stellar and exemplary career with an all-time best album at age 83 is a trick rarely pulled off in the history of music, but Jamal seems to have done it. Way to go, Ahmad. Respect.","Product: Moby is one of the most innovative and individual forces in electronic and popular music today. He has sold over 20 million albums, headlined Glastonbury, and is back with arguably one of the best albums of his career, Innocents. Moby chose to make this record with a stellar cast. For the first time in his career he worked with an outside producer, friend Mark Spike Stent, whose rsum includes Madonna, U2, Muse, Bjrk, and Massive Attack. The list of eminent collaborators on Innocents includes Wayne Coyne (The Flaming Lips), alt-rock legend Mark Lanegan, Cold Specks, Skylar Grey best known for co-writing and performing on Eminem and Rihanna s Love The Way You Lie; indie-folk singer Damien Jurado, and Inyang Bassey who was the vocalist on The Right Thing from Destroyed. He has named them the Innocents.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Approaching 50, Moby develops the mature groove of his past two albums & moves on\n\nReview: Moby's `Innocents' is in the same general groove as its immediate predecessors `Wait for Me' and `Destroyed', in that many of the numbers are stretched out, reflective, even ambient rather than party-danceable, though overall this collection is rather more upbeat. The arrangements are for the most part thoughtful & interesting if not exactly mold-breaking, and we are offered the distinctive-trademark Moby soundscape with top-class production values - for the first time not overseen by Moby himself, but here delegated to Mark Stent.\n\nThe vocals are the strength of this collection, featuring an impressive list of collaborators: Cold Specks aka Al Spx, Mark Lanegan, Skylar Grey, Inyang Bassey, Damien Jurado and Wayne Coyne.\n\nTwo of the standout tracks are the anthem-like `Almost Home' featuring Damien Jurado and the superb `The Perfect Life' with Wayne Coyne and a gospel choir, possibly the high point of this collection and destined surely to be a perennial stage-show favorite. There are no fillers, and even the instrumentals are good.\n\nSome no doubt will say that Moby is treading water, that he has never trumped his 1999 breakthrough `Play' and continues to offer more of the same. This is not really true: the past three albums in particular have embraced a more mature, intimate sound (this artist after all is now 48), mood-setting music which you can actually listen to rather than dance to. It's been said that Moby \"makes forlorn melody better than anyone\"; `Innocents' may turn out to be a career highlight of this interesting and original artist.","Product: PINK FLOYD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The delicate sound of PF live onstage in 1988\n\nReview: This in-concert material from Pink Floyd's 1988 tour to promote A Momentary Lapse of Reason was released in November of that year, surprisingly the bands first official (non-bootleg) live-in-concert material available to fans since Ummagumma in 1969.\n\nThese concerts were, of course, without Roger Waters who had acrimoniously split from the band following The Final Cut and initiated legal proceedings to prevent the three remaining members using the Pink Floyd name. Having gained a royalty agreement and all rights to The Wall, Waters settled the action and went his own way.\n\nTDSoT is a good album, but IMO eclipsed by The Pulse released in 1995 from the Division Bell tour where the resurrected Waters-free bands mojo was working in overdrive. As you might expect, TDSoT majors on material from the new AMLoR album, with six tracks featured. The remaining material is classic Floyd: Crazy Diamond & WYWH, a storming rendition of One of these Days from Meddle, three tracks from DSotM (but not the work performed in its entirety as on The Pulse), and all three of Gilmours modest contributions to The Wall: Another Brick, Comfortably Numb and Run Like Hell.\n\nBTW theres a film of the concert footage which includes more songs than the CD, notably an epic version of The Great Gig in the Sky which is worth seeking out if youve never seen it.\n\nTo sum up: if you're a PF fan then youll probably like this album, especially if you're a fan of the later, Gilmour-led era. In a choice between TDSoT and The Pulse, my vote would go to the later album which has the edge.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: If low-brow Latino pop music is your thing, then this may be for you. Otherwise, stay well clear.\n\nReview: It's a pity the virtuosity and artistic brilliance which once inspired John McLaughlin and Miles Davis, and gave to the world fusion classics such as `Caravanserai', `Welcome' and `Borboletta' is now reduced to this.\n\n`Corazon' deploys the guest-star format adopted by so many artists in recent years (from Moby to Morcheeba to the late, great John Lee Hooker). The 12 songs each feature a different singer/guest artist: Samuel Rosa; Vincentico; Javany Xavier/Ximena Munoz; Romeo Santos; Ziggy Marley & Gloria Estefan (believe it or not, Gloria's contribution is one of the album's better moments), and others.\n\nNone of these songs are very memorable, let alone destined to be `classics'. The overall impression is of low-brow Latin-American pop music, punctuated with occasional moments of messy production and surprisingly harsh sound. `Oye 2014' is particularly excruciating: stick to the original `Oye Como Va', please.\n\nCarlos is well into middle-age with his sharp edge blunted years ago, but his guitar licks remain unmistakable: if you heard any of these songs booming out of an open car window, the ID of the guitarist would be recognisable immediately. Unfortunately without Carlos' name and `brand' attached to this collection, it would be destined for immediate bargain-bin obscurity.\n\nThe packaging looks like a garish advertisement for a down-market Mexican restaurant: primary colours festooned with Aztec motifs in a (what looks like hallucinogen-inspired) 1970s pop art style.\n\nTrying to be positive, a few of these numbers may play well in the salsa clubs and make good party music. Also on the plus side, proceeds from sales will go to the Milagro Foundation, Carlos's charity established in 1998 dedicated to the health and education of underprivileged children, so some small good may result from this depressing and unremarkable dross.","Product: Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy (Remastered) Vinyl LP. In 1968, John Bonham, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant formed Led Zeppelin, one of the most influential, innovative and successful groups in modern music. The band has sold more than 300 million albums worldwide with a celebrated catalog including such landmark songs as \"Whole Lotta Love,\" \"Kashmir,\" \"Rock And Roll,\" \"When The Levee Breaks\" and \"Stairway To Heaven.\" The band rose from the ashes of The Yardbirds, when Page brought in Plant, Bonham and Jones to tour as The New Yardbirds. In 1969, Led Zeppelin released its self-titled debut. It marked the beginning of a 12-year reign, during which the group was widely considered to be the biggest rock band in the world. Led Zeppelin continues to be honored for its pivotal role in music history. The band was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 1995, received a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 2005, and a year later was awarded with the Polar Music Prize in Stockholm. Founding members Jones, Page and Plant - along with Jason Bonham, the son of John Bonham - took the stage at London's O2 Arena in 2007 to headline a tribute concert for Ahmet Ertegun, a dear friend and Atlantic Records' founder. The band was honored for its lifetime contribution to American culture at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2012. In January of 2014, the band won their first ever Grammy award as Celebration Day, which captured their live performance at the Ertegun tribute concert, was named Best Rock Album.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Houses of the Holy 2014 deluxe 2-CD edition\n\nReview: `Houses of the Holy' was released on 28th March 1973 (the same week as Pink Floyd's `Dark Side of the Moon') to a less than uncritically enthusiastic reception, the first Zeppelin album not greeted by universal acclaim.\n\nThe reason for this lukewarm reception was that the band refused to do `more of the same' and decided to experiment a bit with different styles, and the dyed-in-the-wool hard rockers didn't like it.\n\nThe result is a mixed bag, with a few really stand-out songs: `The Song Remains the Same' and `Dancing Days' are amongst Zeppelin's best rockers, and `No Quarter' is an eerie dark mood-piece in a minor key which, though rarely performed onstage, remains one of the band's most distinctive numbers. `Over the Hills & Far Away', the love song `The Rain Song' and the closer `The Ocean' are also good.\n\nWhere the album comes unstuck for some fans is with the musical experiments `The Crunge' and the reggae-rhythm `D'yer Mak'er' which granted, are not among Zeppelin's best output. But they at least demonstrate the band's multi-dimensional musical reach, and their refusal to be pigeon-holed.\n\nSome compositions laid down in the 1972 recording sessions (including the title track `Houses of the Holy') didn't make the final mix, but were re-worked and later released on the 1975 epic `Physical Graffiti' - though in the meantime were performed regularly by the band onstage.\n\nOverall `Houses of the Holy' is an uneven but nevertheless very good album, with some fine songs.\n\nSo how about the 2014 `2-CD Deluxe Edition'? Worth buying, or not?\n\nThe first disk contains the original album content, the improvement in sound dynamics evident here as throughout this 2014 remastering series. Crisper and cleaner than previous CD releases - none of which have been bad BTW - this mix rivals the original vinyl album for warmth and immediacy.\n\nThe material on the second disk is more interesting than that on the recent LZ4 release. Alternate takes of all the original album tracks except `D'yer Mak'er (`Jamaica' - get it? It's a reggae rhythm) feature. Some are `karaoke' versions with no vocals; some have extra instrumentation and overdubs, but all sound genuinely different.\n\nYou get the three-gatefold album cover-artwork based closely on the 1973 12\" original, but not quite identical: same trick as with the Deluxe release of IV, in that the original rear cover-art is replaced by a purple-psychedelic filtered image of the front. The 16-page booklet is pretty good though, with some nice colour & monochrome shots of the band.\n\nAll in all this is the version to buy of you want to add a hard-copy of this album to your Zeppelin collection.","Product: CD\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Energy, power and spirit from the 4th Dimension\n\nReview: With the immensely talented Ranjit Barot, Etienne MBappe and Gary Husband, the guitar maestro from Doncaster remains in his 70s at the top of his game.\n\n4th Dimension is the ideal vehicle for McLaughlin. On Black Light the band explores latter-day jazz fusion grooves with energy and finesse which often leaves the listener breathless. The music also has light & shade: a variety of moods and tempos are seamlessly woven together with a lightness of touch which brings a joy to the heart.\n\nOne gripe: although Ranjit Barots energetic raga-inspired vocalisations (you cant really call it singing) give several of the pieces a distinctive Indian flavor, it might be better if in future hed stick with the drumming. These wordless chants worked with McLaughlins Indian group Shakti, but are a questionable fit with 4th Dimensions fusion-sound.\n\nHowever, overall Black Light is a delight; adventurous music played with virtuosity, power and spirit. Any genuine fan of jazz fusion may find this collection near-indispensable.","Product: 1979 challenging but rewarding Jazz influenced tribute to the master Charles Mingus.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Mitchell & Mingus in his last days\n\nReview: Mingus was a collaborative project between Joni Mitchell and jazz composer/band leader Charles Mingus. This music represents Mingus final act of musical creativity prior to his death in January 1979 at the age of 56 (Charlie suffered in his later years from ALS, the same disease which afflicts astrophysicist Stephen Hawking). The album title was Jonis tribute to the great jazzman who died prior to the projects completion.\n\nMost of the music was composed by Mingus, with Mitchell responsible for two songs only and writing/singing the lyrics for the rest. Virtuoso jazzmen Wayne Shorter and Jaco Pastorius (as on Don Juans Reckless Daughter) are joined here by Herbie Hancock, no ordinary sidemen who bring their unique individual styles to the party and contribute in no small measure to the resulting soundscape. Jaco in particular is here on top form.\n\nThis music is among the most experimental and difficult of Jonis long career, and rewards repeat listening to get the fully immersive experience. If you already know and appreciate Don Juans Reckless Daughter and even The Hissing of Summer Lawns then you're halfway there; Mingus however takes jazz experimentation even further.\n\nThe album is not without Jonis trademark humour and contains some good, classically structured songs, the most memorable The Dry Cleaner from Des Moines, the excellent God Must be a Boogie Man and the spacey A Chair in the Sky.\n\nMingus may take more time to warm to than most of Jonis work, but the result is well worth it.","Product: The British singer/writer made his U.S. debut with this 1974 breakthrough. One of Stewart's best-selling albums to date!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Al Stewarts career masterpiece?\n\nReview: Glasgow-born Al Stewart has enjoyed a long career as a professional musician/songwriter spanning many decades and is today, at the ripe old age of 71, still recording and performing. He received a lifetime achievement award at the BBC Folk Awards as recently as April 2017.\n\nStewarts fifth studio album Past, Present & Future recorded in 1973 was the first to receive a full-promotion release in the USA. Very unusual for the rock/folk idiom, PPF is full of songs deploying narrative stories steeped in history. The opener is a poignant number about an ageing naval admiral reminiscing on his life and career over the passage of time to a horn-dominated, syncopated rhythm, followed-up by an upbeat song about the 1920s POTUS Warren Harding. Next is an ode to the Soho district of London, and an extremely powerful song The Last Day of June 1934 about Hitler consolidating his power in the Night of the Long Knives and its subsequent effect on the world. Post WW2 Blues is a lively but short autobiographical song (I was a post-war baby in a small Scots town, I was 3 years old when we moved down south...) lamenting the fading idealism of the 1960s.\n\nThe latter part of the album side 2 of the original vinyl contains the two highlights, with lavish musical production woven around Stewarts capable guitar skills: Roads to Moscow about a Russian soldiers experience during and immediately following WW2, and Nostradamus themed on the renowned 16th century French-born prophet/seer whose cryptic verses have been interpreted as predicting the English Civil War, Napoleon, Hitler and numerous historic events in the 20th century. Both songs are in minor keys and have long, poetic narrative passages which illustrate Stewarts formidable writing skills.\n\nMusically PPF is near-faultless, a blend of styles and tempos with plenty of light and shade which together makes for a very pleasing package. Likewise, production values are excellent. If you warm to the folk-rock style, enjoy lyrical songwriting and are interested to hear something genuinely different, check it out.\n\nIn May 2015, Stewart performed PPF live in its entirety at The Royal Albert Hall in London with Tim Renwick, Peter White and Stuart Elliott the original musicians from 1973 in the backing band. It still sounded good.","Product: Atlantic is one of the most revered jazz labels, and Rhino is proud to honor their 50th anniversary with a series of deluxe reissues of five historic and essential jazz albums. Each reissue contains the original record as released in state-of-the-art digital remastering from the original tapes, bonus tracks, and new liner notes in packaging that reproduces the original LP cover. The upgrade in quality with all the extras make these required listening for all serious music fans and great primers for beginners.Along with \"Giant Steps,\" \"My Favorite Things\" is Trane's most influential album, the full flowering of his mighty playing. Contains the special single mix of \"Favorite Things\"!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Indispensable Landmark of Jazz History which may become one of your favourite things\n\nReview: \"My Favorite Things\" is an important milestone in John Coltrane's all-too-brief but indisputably stellar career. It marks the point where, after years of playing second fiddle to Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk and others from whom he learned so much, he finally formed and led his own quartet and began to carve out that distinctive Trane sound. One of the tragedies for 20th century music is that only 7 years later, Trane died of cancer at age 40 whilst still in the full flush of his musical prime.\n\nThe album contains only four pieces, kicking off with the title track. If you know the cheesy but enormously successful 1965 Rogers and Hammerstein film \"The Sound of Music\" and hate it with a passion, don't be put off by the fact that Trane's young quartet lifts one of its best-known songs (in 1960 it was only a stage musical playing on Broadway) as the title-track. Richard Rodgers' original melody is the start-point: the band ups the tempo and re-works the piece with vision and creative brilliance into something extraordinary. Devoid of lyrics, Trane's sublime soprano sax substitutes for the vocal line and alternates with the superlative piano skills of McCoy Tyner to weave a driving, listener-involving improvisation on the basic melody for more than 10 minutes: the result bears little resemblance to the simplistic song from the original musical and reinforces the oft-quoted contention that in jazz, the basic source material can be almost anything and the musician interpreting and improvising on the piece is everything that matters. Listen to this a couple of times and Julie Andrews' Sister Maria will never sound the same again, I promise.\n\n\"Every Time We Say Goodbye\" calms down the mood with a slower tempo which allows the band to stretch out more. Trane fills this lyrical piece with long cascades of notes, stays close to the melody and at the same time introduces a new dynamic which is (don't mean this to sound pretentious, but...) almost spiritually sublime. He played sax like an expressive singer might use his voice.\n\n\"Summertime\" follows the style of the title track in upping the tempo of Gershwin's famous tune, infusing energy and dynamic inventiveness. The interplay between the members of the band is most evident here, as everyone joins in the party and becomes involved. Contrast what Trane's quartet does with this piece with Miles' cleaner, more relaxed take on his Gil Evans collaboration \"Porgy and Bess\".\n\nIn \"But Not for Me,\" again the tempo is increased and a complex tapestry of improvisation is woven towards darker and moodier territory than usually inhabited by Gershwin's original. As always the band is tight and intuitive, creating the feeling in the listener of a restless soul in self-analysis, interlocking and interplaying until the conflict is resolved.\n\nThis band sure could play, and they're great to listen to. Relaxing - probably not, but enjoyable and rewarding - definitely. As a counterpoint and compliment to \"Kind of Blue\" (the one jazz album everyone in the world should have in their music collection) you couldn't do better. MFT is more insistent, focussed, daring; one feels Trane often has to reel himself in from a kind of spirit-possession to bring these extraordinary and groundbreaking musical journeys to orderly conclusion.\n\nThere is a story that Trane once asked advice from Miles Davis about the best way to disengage from extensive improvisation on the sax and come back to the melody, how to end the \"soul possession\" of the journey and return to ground. Miles is said to have thought for a moment and then, ever the grounded, practical minimalist, famously declared: \"Just take the mother...... out of your mouth.\"","Product: CD Comp\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Gilberto's bossa nova classic proves she's more than just that girl from Ipanema\n\nReview: This is a first-class compilation of Astrud Gilberto's greatest hits, kicking off with `The Girl from Ipanema' as the first of 14 mainly bossa nova numbers including `Agua de Beber', `It might as well be spring' and `Take me to Aruanda.'\n\nAll the pieces here are from the golden era of bossa nova in the 1960s. About half the songs are sung in Portuguese and the rest in English, with Astrud's delightful Brazilian accent and clean, tuneful, perfect-for-jazz voice. The musician line-up features Astrud's husband Joao on guitar, Stan Getz, Antonio Carlos Jobim, the great Gil Evans (who did much excellent work with Miles Davis) and Walter Wanderley.\n\nIt's a truly delightful album with a relaxed summer-day feel and first-class studio production values, infused with joy. It's perfect any time you need to lift your spirits, ideal as dinner party background music or to accompany you on a lazy summer afternoon.\n\nThese songs never age, and if you want to own just one album of the best from the golden age of bossa nova, this would be an excellent choice.","Product: A mixture of chronological distance from the original events and the status of the band's debut album \"In the Court of the Crimson King\" as an iconic/classic studio recording, has helped to obscure the fact that the original King Crimson line-up - although it lasted slightly less than a year - earned the bulk of its contemporary standing as Britain's 'best new band' on the strength of its incendiary live performances. Epitaph (Volumes I & II) presents recordings of BBC sessions from the period immediately preceding the launch of the album and US live performances from November and December 1969. Included is a complete performance from the final run of gigs at the legendary Fillmore West in San Francisco. Pending the invention of a time machine, this album represents the next best thing - the original line-up of one of rock music's most enduring groups in session and live performance. Originally issued in 1996, Epitaph was one of the first archive live recordings issued by DGM. The album has been unavailable for the past couple of years and we are pleased to reintroduce this title to the DGM/Panegyric catalogue. 2006\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Epitaph: a piece of rock history\n\nReview: Apart from the classic mold-breaking debut studio-album `In the Court of the Crimson King', these recordings issued in the `Epitaph' series in the late 1990s are the only ones available of the original Fripp-Lake-McDonald-Giles line-up. Volumes 1&2 were originally sold in music shops (in 1997 virtually all music CDs were retailed through high street stores), with instructions contained in the packaging how fans might obtain volumes 3&4 by mail order.\n\nThe numbers are all performed live onstage in front of enthusiastic, often verging on ecstatic audiences. Bearing in mind these recordings are from late 1969 - the year of the Woodstock Festival - the sound quality is pretty good, if not up to today's digital quality.\n\nThe real stars of these performances are multi-instrumentalist Ian McDonald - especially when he lets rip on the tenor sax - and the soaring note-perfect singing of Greg Lake. The whole band, though, plays with an energy and power which is nothing short of astounding.\n\nThis is a piece of rock history. It is reputed (perhaps just a music industry legend) that Jimi Hendrix attended at least one of these concerts incognito, and said \"This is the greatest band in the world. I wish we could play like that\".","Product: Featuring the classic King Crimson lineup of Robert Fripp, John Wetton (Asia), Bill Bruford (Yes) and David Cross, this historical concert recorded live at the Amsterdam Concertgebouw on November 15, 1973, previously only heard as part of the BBC in concert series and on a number of poor quality bootlegs. All tracks have been completely remixed form the 16-track master tapes, packaged with a 20 page booklet. Track highlights include: \"Easy Money, \" \"Exiles, \" \"The Night Watch, \" \"The Talking Drum\" and more!\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The definitive concert recording by the definitive KC line-up\n\nReview: This 2-CD release is of a complete live concert at Amsterdam Concertgebouw on 23rd November 1973 featuring the 1972-74 incarnation of KC: Bob Fripp, John Wetton, Bill Bruford and violinist David Cross, who together made the studio albums `Larks' Tongues in Aspic', `Starless and Bible Black' and `Red' (Cross had left the band when `Red' was released but played on many of the tracks). `The Night Watch' wasn't released until 1997, by which time the music of the 1969-76 era had acquired a whole new fan base with a younger generation who in many cases weren't born when this awesome music was being made.\n\nTo most fans this was the definitive line-up of KC, a core of professional excellence at the zenith of their creativity bursting with a raw energy & clarity of vision possibly unique in rock history.\n\nThe album is absolutely stunning. If you never saw KC live on stage (and even if you did), prepare to be amazed at the collective virtuosity, the clear dynamics in the music - it's not all loud, there's plenty of quiet, restrained and melodic sections - and the clarity of the production.\n\nIf you only buy one album of KC live-on-stage for your collection, then buy this. There's a 4-CD collection called `The Great Deceiver' which culls parts of various performances from the period which is pretty darned good, but `The Night Watch' being a recording of one event really is unbeatable.\n\nThe liner notes with the package are also excellent, with Bob Fripp writing with great intelligence and insight about the concert, the band, the period, and penning a fine critique of the music industry and the way it works. Fripp is not only smart, but a genuinely entertaining writer who communicates thoughtfully with poignancy and humour, in many ways the very antithesis of a rock star.","Product: Digitally remastered 1998 reissue on Repertoire of theirthird album, originally released in 1970 on the Fly label &now featuring 10 bonus tracks comprised of single sides &previously unreleased tracks: 'Wild Tiger Woman', 'Omnibus','Blackberry Way', 'Something', 'Curly', 'This TimeTomorrow', 'Lightning Never Strikes Twice', 'Something'(Italian Version), 'Wild Tiger Woman Blues' and 'CurlyWhere's Your Girls'. 17 tracks total. The last three bonustracks are previously unreleased.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Looking back on Looking On\n\nReview: `Looking On' recorded in 1970 was Jeff Lynne's debut with The Move, persuaded to join by fellow Brummie Roy Wood following the departure of Carl Wayne and Trevor Burton. The resultant band became a talented three-piece: multi-instrumentalists Wood and Lynne, and drummer Bev Bevan.\n\nThe character of the music is much more 1970s-prog-rock than The Move's previous pop-oriented recordings. The 2008 re-issue is superbly remastered and expanded with 7x bonus tracks, most of them alternative takes of those on the original album.\n\nThe original album tracks benefit most from re-mastering the analog tapes. Long `heavy' numbers like the opener `Looking On' and closer `Feel Too Good' are juxtaposed with thumping rockers `Brontosaurus' and the rock-and-roll influenced `When Alice Comes Back to the Farm'. Jeff's `What?' and `Open Up Said the World at the Door' enrich the album and offer contrast to the heavier Roy Wood-influenced sounds.\n\nFollowing the indifferent `Shazam', the ELO debut set Jeff Lynne on a new direction. `Looking On' is therefore a one-off with a character all its own, never repeated but interesting for fans of 1970s rock music especially for its inventive arrangements and deployment of non-standard instrumentation (cello for example, with a classic 9-note riff deploying its own time-signature in `When Alice comes back to the Farm').","Product: Reissue of their 4th album, first released in1970. Features the original line up of Bert Jansch, JohnRenbourn, Jacqui McShee, Danny Thompson & Terry Cox perform-ing a fantastic 19 minute version of 'Jack Orion' & 4 othertracks: 'A Maid That's Deep In Love\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice work from the magic five - again\n\nReview: Not as commercially successful as its predecessor `Basket of Light', Pentangle's 1970 `Cruel Sister' album is nevertheless one of this unique band's greatest achievements containing some fine music. The album was produced by folk-recording specialist Bill Leader, and all five songs have their origins in traditional folk ballads.\n\nAs with earlier recordings, the band interprets these classic folk songs from the British Isles in their special `jazz-folk' idiom. There's more use of electric instrumentation this time around, with sparse and tasteful use of electric guitar from John Renbourn adding to the haunting melodies. The performances are truly sublime, with `Franklin's Tale' (also traditionally known as `Lady Franklin's Lament' telling the tale of Sir John Franklin's ill-fated attempt to force the NW Passage between Canada and the Arctic) particularly haunting - the only number, interestingly, with John Renbourn taking the lead vocal and getting everything just right, including some lovely restrained electric guitar work.\n\nJacqui McShee's voice continues to soothe and delight in equal measure, her singing the perfect complement to the virtuoso musicianship of the other band members though particularly outstanding when she sings unaccompanied on `When I was in My Prime'. The ambitious 18.38 arrangement of `Jack Orion' which took up the whole of the second side of the original vinyl album is a bit much for some, but does reward repeated listening.\n\nThough often compared to other `trad music' Brit bands of the period like Fairport Convention and Steeleye Span, Pentangle are more difficult to categorise. Their jazz-underpinnings, use of odd time-signatures, or mellow and beautifully crafted sound, don't fit easily into the mould of what is usually regarded as `folk music' so if you don't really like folk music but like good quality ambient jazz then believe it, you might well like this. They were a `musicians' band' and a true original; give them a listen.","Product: The Kinks - Ultimate Collection\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Collected Kinks from the classic period\n\nReview: This 74-minute CD from Castle Communications is the complete collection of songs by Ray Davis' band originally recorded on the Pye label. Most of the originals were released as singles through the 1960s and early 1970s and have become the stuff of legend in popular culture.\n\nThe 25 songs are:\n\n1. You really got me\n\n2. All day and all of the night\n\n3. Tired of waiting for you\n\n4. Everybody's going to be happy\n\n5. Set me free\n\n6. See my friends\n\n7. Till the end of the day\n\n8. Dedicated follower of fashion\n\n9. Sunny afternoon\n\n10. Dead end street\n\n11. Waterloo Sunset\n\n12. Autumn Almanac\n\n13. Wonder Boys\n\n14. Days\n\n15. Plastic man\n\n16. Victoria\n\n17. Lola\n\n18. Apeman\n\n19. David Watts\n\n20. Where have all the good times gone\n\n21. Well respected man\n\n22. I'm not like everybody else\n\n23. End of the season\n\n24. Death of a clown\n\n25. Suzannah's still alive\n\nThe collection excludes only the work recorded with Arista in the 1980s, and is offered at a bargain basement price.","Product: Single-layer pressing. Only playable on dedicated SACD players. Sony.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Friday Night in San Francisco: SACD superb in every way\n\nReview: This recording is a live-on-stage performance from 1981 of three virtuoso guitarists playing as a trio: Al DiMeola, John McLaughlin and Paco de Lucia, letting rip with some astonishing (mainly Spanish-style) guitar music. The skill of these musicians is technically astounding, but don't be deterred: this music has warmth, humor and soul.\n\nThe music is purely guitar-instrumental - no vocals, no other instrumentation - and full of spontaneous improvisations, so usually classified as `jazz.' However there are strong classical and flamenco elements. The interplay between the three musicians and between the musicians and the audience (who obviously loved every minute of it and make their appreciation very audible) is highly intuitive, warm and friendly; the atmosphere of the event is very special.\n\nThe quality of the SACD is fabulous: rich, clear and perfectly balanced, easily justifying the extra cost. Not all SACD releases of live-on-stage performances are this good, but here you really do notice the difference: unconditionally recommended.","Product: This CD/VD package includes B sides from Moby's album 18, along with a bonus DVD which was originally designed to be released on its own. The DVD features a live concert, music videos and close to 2 hours of additional music.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: 18 `B' sides + DVD: an outstanding package\n\nReview: The title of Moby's `18' simply expressed the number of tracks included on the mainstream-release CD; at the time Mr. Hall stated that he could have easily chosen other tracks from contemporary recording sessions instead of these 18.\n\nThis offering contains a CD with 13 tracks not on the `A' release, plus a DVD packed with outtakes, bonus songs and a stunning live-on-stage performance filmed at The 2003 Glastonbury Festival.\n\nIn contrast to the markedly more ambient `Play B-Sides', these from the `18' project are generally similar in tone and tempo to the `A' sides and in a few cases different/earlier versions of the same songs.\n\nThe DVD is the star of the show with several hours of video montage, outtakes, the stage performance from Glastonbury and 12x different club `megamixes' (i.e. different club versions) of the original numbers. It's an outstanding package at a great price from one of Moby's most productive and successful periods.","Product: Their first three albums, the records that (along with their Woodstock appearance) made them superstars! Includes Santana, Abraxas and Santana III , featuring the songs Evil Ways; Soul Sacrifice; Oye Como Va; Black Magic Woman/Gypsy Queen; Everybody's Everything , and more.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: From the `Woodstock' era, Santana's first three releases offered at a bargain price\n\nReview: With this great offer you get Santana's mould-breaking first three albums exactly as you might buy them separately, packaged in rigid plastic `jewel cases' with their original artwork, in an outer red cardboard slip-case.\n\nThe three albums are as follows:\n\n* The debut `Santana' with its lion-face image\n\n* `Abraxas'\n\n* The `Third Album' (also known as `cosmic man with outstretched arm')\n\nThese three albums are the 1998 re-masters with extra material as bonus tracks - well worth having, as all the extras are good.\n\nThis was the `Woodstock-era' band between 1968-71 with Gregg Rolie on keyboards doing most of the lead vocals, David Brown on bass and Mike Carabello on extra percussion to fill out the band's distinctive, rhythmically complex sound - all of whom departed just before or after the recording sessions for `Caravanserai' in 1972.\n\nIf you don't have any of Santana's first three albums - still considered by many to be their best work - this is a great way to acquire them. Even if you have pre-1998 CDs or the original vinyl, then consider buying this set just to get the excellent 1998 re-masters with the bonus tracks at a bargain price.","Product: Formed in the mid-'70s by art school friends David Byrne, Chris Franz, Tina Weymouth and ex-Modern Lover Jerry Harrison, Talking Heads transcended their humble roots in NYC's CBGB-centric punk scene to emerge as one of the most artistically adventurous and influential bands ever. Their visionary, polyrhthmic sound fused rock, funk and punk with world beats, avant-garde minimalism, pure pop genius and more. Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2002, the band's masterpieces are celebrated in Rhino's deluxe DualDisc upgrade of their catalog, continuing now with their final four albums together. Naked includes the bonus track 'Sax and Violins'. 2006.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Farewell from The Heads\n\nReview: This is Talking Heads final album, the swan song of this highly innovative and mould-breaking band from the 1980s.\n\nThe music is an unorthodox blend of styles spiced with David Byrnes lyrical quirkiness, best expressed in the number Nothing but Flowers where in some post-apocalyptic future the singer laments the passing of the machine age and the air pollution of the past; now its nothing but flowers and feels dull by comparison. Totally Nude in contrast professes naturist sentiments and has a South Sea Islands flavour.\n\nMusically TH were here at the top of their game and although not every song works brilliantly, the result is never less than interesting with multiple themes weaving clever patterns often over Latin base rhythms.\n\nNaked however doesnt feel like an album of distinctive character and concept; rather a catch-all of leftover songs, of bits and pieces. Whilst not THs greatest moment, the result is more than just OK and way better than most music churned out during this era. It was, in retrospect, a fine exit for this band after its time in the sun.","Product: Al's second album was dubbed Folk Album of the Year by Melody Maker in 1969, and featured Richard Thompson, Ashley Hutchings and other Fairport Convention members under aliases! Bonus tracks include 'Jackdaw', from the fan-club-only disc It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time; the unreleased 'She Follows Her Own Rules', from recordings with Peter White, and the unreleased demo 'Fantasy'.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Al chronicles life in 1969\n\nReview: Al Stewarts second studio album from 1969 reveals more confident song-writing flair than his debut. In addition to Als capable guitar skills, the first-class backing band comprises most of the contemporary 1969 line-up of Fairport Convention (some listed on the album sleeve under pseudonyms) and Led Zeppelins Jimmy Page performing a star-turn on the long title-track, notoriously the first popular/folk song to contain the f word expletive as part of the lyrical narrative.\n\nStewart is at his best when taking a quirky sideways look at life especially his own and combining entertaining poetic lyrical passages with first-class melodies and arrangements. The album opens with 'In Brooklyn' with the line 'Oh, I came from Pittsburgh to study astrology she said as she stepped on my instep, I could show you New York with a walk between Fourth Street and Nine hows that for a pick-up line!\n\nOther star tracks are Old Compton Street Blues, the poignant Ballad of Mary Foster (almost Leonard-Cohen-esque in tone) and the upbeat, jaunty You should have listened to Al full of witty, intelligent wordplay which always raises a smile.\n\nYou can buy LC on the original vinyl (if you can find a good copy), as a stand-alone CD released in 2007 with bonus tracks, or as one third of the compilation To Whom It May Concern. If you're an amazon Prime member, you can stream it for free.","Product: The 1973/74 touring line-up of King Crimson has a well-deserved reputation as one of the most dynamic, powerful, exciting live rock bands of that or any other era. THE GREAT DECEIVER, originally issued in 1992 as a 4 CD collection of some of those concerts, has earned a fine reputation as a definitive chronicle of the band in performance. Accompanied by a booklet containing contemporary road diaries, the box provided an illuminating & demystifying record of an era of touring normally mythologized only in it's excesses. Now reissued as two specially priced 2 CD sets with new artwork, containing all the original diaries & notes from the original editions.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The seminal 1970s KC line-up live onstage...and the price is a steal\n\nReview: This 2-CD release is the first half of a 4-disk boxed set originally released in 1992 with a price ticket so high as to be prohibitively expensive for many fans. Now, in this new split-down-the-middle format, it's a steal.\n\n`The Great Deceiver' features highlights from a series of live performances by the best-ever incarnation of the KC project, the Fripp-Bruford-Wetton-Cross era in the 1970s. The material is mainly from LTiA with a couple of early-era KC numbers (`Schizoid Man' & `Cat Food') and a few improvisational jams given typically Fripp-like titles like `A journey to the Centre of the Cosmos' and `Sharks' Lungs in Lemsip' thrown in for good measure. Each of the four disks in the GD1 package has its own title, these first two being `Things are not as they seem' and `Sleight of hand'.\n\nEvery incarnation of KC has been great live-on-stage, and here the virtuosity of these fine musicians playing off each other in extended improvisations shines in a way not evident on the tightly edited studio recordings. The band stretches out under full power with great dynamics, superb sound mix and fine production.\n\nFor my money the best available `official' recording of the 1970s band onstage is `The Night Watch', a single complete live concert at Amsterdam Concertgebouw on 23rd November 1973 with every minute a gem and no padding. TGD nevertheless runs it a close second by cherry-picking performances from Providence Rhode Island, Glasgow UK, Penn State, Pittsburgh, Toronto & Zurich in 1973-74.\n\nFor the KC devotee: indispensable. For the less dyed-in-the-wool fan who wants the seminal recording of the 1970s band, `The Night Watch' would be my recommendation.","Product: Guitarist's dream album with AMAZING performances from 3 legends incl AL DIMEOLA & PACO DELUCIA (PACO DE LUCIA)\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Passionate, graceful - and fingers on the fretboard going up in flames\n\nReview: The big appeal of this 1983 studio release from McLaughlin, Di Meola and De Lucia lies in the delightful compositional arrangements, the faultless execution of playing and seeming telepathic interplay between these three great guitarists.\n\nThe music is all acoustic/Spanish guitar, a 100% instrumental meld of classical, jazz and flamenco styles. Most listeners will be wowed initially by the superlative fretboard fingering, the phenomenal technical mastery of the instruments. But listen again, and the soul of the music shines through: there's light and shade, passion and grace in equal measure, complex subtle textures woven through the mind & heart to set the pulse a-racing.\n\nThis music is absolutely superb, among the best guitar music you'll ever hear, if not THE best. Check out also this trio's live-on-stage performance on `Friday Night in San Francisco' where showmanship, humor and improvisational flair are on display to complement the technical excellence and compositional brilliance here.","Product: Japanese 2 x Blu-Spec CD pressing of this classic album. The Blue Spec format takes Blu-ray disc technology to create CD's which are compatible with normal CD players but provides ultra high quality sound. Sony. 2009.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: `Agharta' Sony remaster: Miles in Osaka as you never heard him before\n\nReview: In case you don't know already, Miles two concerts at The Festival Hall in Osaka on 1st February 1975 were released respectively as Agharta (the afternoon performance) and Pangea (the evening performance). All the recording was done by Sony and subsequently produced by Teo Macero.\n\nOn this Japanese tour the line-up included two electric guitarists Pete Cosey and Reggie Lucas; percussionist James Mtume Heath; young bass player Michael Henderson (who Miles had stolen from Stevie Wonder's backing band); Sonny Fortune on sax & flute, and drummer Al Foster.\n\nAgharta is the culmination of Miles electronic period. Here he struggled to incorporate all his experience and knowledge of European and African music into an incredibly intense funk-grounded jazz-rock groove. He had spent the past years listening intently to Jimi Hendrix, James Brown and Sly Stone, and here the foundation of the underlying sound is a loud n dirty variant of 1970s funk. But at the same time its so much more: Miles, Cosey and Fortune in particular are musicians of the highest calibre and trade frenzied, masterful solos often through wah-pedals over the searing, relentless funk groove laid down by the rhythm section. As ever, Miles is the careful and disciplined master of ceremonies/conductor, but you don't necessarily get this on first listening where Agharta can sound to the unsophisticated ear like an unstructured mess. Miles instruction to the listener on the original sleeve notes was to play the music very loud, and its true that when this instruction is followed and you become immersed in the sound, you get the music on a much higher and more intense level and it all starts to make sense.\n\nDont even consider buying anything except the exemplary Japanese remaster: its miles better than the dull and unremarkable release from Columbia. Every instrument in the mix is clear and vital, and the murkiness of the Columbia release is replaced by an energizing vitality of sound; in fact, the kind of sound quality normally found on a studio recording.\n\nFollowing this tour of Japan Miles retired from public life for five years, to recover from some debilitating illnesses (recurrent pneumonia and a persistently dislocated hip among them).\n\nMost Davis fans don't rate his 1980s output as highly. Though prolific and always interesting, music from his last period somehow never recaptured the epic scale and vitality of 1975: Agharta and Pangea showcase Miles at the peak of his mould-breaking brilliance.","Product: Jazz Red Hot & Cool/Newport 1958/Jazz Goes To Junior College-\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Dave Brubeck: take three, including Take Five\n\nReview: This AVID Jazz collection is a great way to acquire a significant body of Dave Brubeck's work at very low cost. The package consists of:\n\n1. Time Out\n\n2. Jazz Impressions of Eurasia\n\n3. Dave Brubeck at Storyville: 1954\n\nplus the shorter 'Jazz Impressions Of The U.S.A' as a bonus.\n\nSaid to be `re-mastered' from the original analogue tapes, the result (to my ears at least) is fine sound with good tone and clarity, though bear in mind the recordings were made some 50 years ago onto analogue tapes so no matter how much `re-mastering' is done, only so much is possible.\n\nSome of Brubeck's best-known pieces are offered here including the number for which he is best known, `Take Five'. If you're acquiring an interest in jazz but don't have any of Brubeck's work then this package is a good place to start. On value alone, it can surely be unconditionally recommended.","Product: 2010 Japanese pressing reissue of 2009 remaster. Warner.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The 2009 Isao Kikuchi digital re-master of `Yessongs': finally the definitive version to treasure\n\nReview: Yes' classic live-in-concert performances from the `Fragile' and `Close to the Edge' tours was originally released as a 3-vinyl LP set in May 1973, complete with fold-out cover sleeve like an enormous work of origami showcasing the distinctive artwork of Roger Dean.\n\nBy universal agreement this is the best on-stage material from the best period of one of the best bands ever to grace the rock scene, bursting with youthful energy and virtuoso performances as they deliver their most inventive and outstanding songs (for a detailed appraisal of the material in this collection, there are many excellent song-by-song reviews published on amazon and other websites).\n\nThe 1973 vinyl release had pretty good, but far from perfect sound. The audio quality of subsequent CD releases were justifiably criticized for being `muddy', `thin' and of generally uninspiring quality, and even the Rhino so-called `re-master' was not much better.\n\nThe 2009 Japanese re-master of `Yessongs' by producer/engineer Isao Kikuchi finally does justice to this astounding music by offering a dynamic and beautiful sound mix of outstanding clarity, which really brings the music alive. If you're a fan of Yes' music from their great 1970s era - whether an original fan from that time, or a new younger convert - then this is the one to buy; it really makes a huge difference.\n\nThe only downside is the very high price of this release, when compared to the previous inferior offerings. But believe it: the extra outlay is worth it.","Product: 2CD set. Unreleased broadcast recorded 10 days before the Agharta and Pangaea concerts, incl different material\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Miles Live in Tokyo in 1975: Agharta/Pangea part 3\n\nReview: This is not to be confused with the Miles in Tokyo recording from the second great quintets tour of Japan in 1964. The music on this dual CD was recorded on 22 January 1975 at Shinjuku Kohseinenkin Hall in Tokyo, 10 days before the Agharta/Pangaea concerts in Osaka on 1st February. The Tokyo performance was originally recorded as an FM radio broadcast to be aired only in Japan, and includes different material to the Osaka concerts.\n\nThe band has the same line-up as Agharta/Pangea: Miles; two electric guitarists, Pete Cosey and Reggie Lucas; percussionist James Mtume Heath; young bass player Michael Henderson (who Miles stole from Stevie Wonders backing band!); Sonny Fortune on sax & flute, and drummer Al Foster.\n\nIf you like Agharta/Pangea, you're going to like this: the band is in the same raunchy jazz/funk groove. Much of the performance is dominated by high-energy interplay between Cosey and Lucas, and Miles contributions to the sound are often played through a wah-wah pedal. Throughout Miles electric-fusion period 1969-75 no two performances were the same but each had structure, guided by Miles as band director as the music unfolds. As on Agharta/Pangea its obvious that this band knows its business, but no-one knew in advance when the changes would happen or where the music would go.\n\nIn a 2015 essay on Miles fusion/funk period, Angus Batey writes that the listener can best appreciate this music if s/he has the ability to grasp the plan and understand the context for, and the nature of, these still shockingly futuristic and unequalled soundsMiles and his 1975 band fusing jazz, rock and funk into a seamless, satisfying and richly rewarding whole.\n\nIf you don't know the Agharta/Pangea concerts but you do know A Tribute to Jack Johnson and especially Dark Magus, you're in essentially the same territory here. This is the raunchiest and funkiest territory in the vast continent of Miles Davis unequalled musical legacy. Its regrettable that no-one is taking risks in exploring unknown musical landscapes like this in the 21st century.","Product: Toward the end of his long career, Miles Davis paid his only visit down under, performing gigs in Adelaide, Sydney, and Melbourne. This superb set at the Melbourne Concert Hall on May 2, 1988, was broadcast on ABC-FM on his final night in Australia, and finds the great man focusing on his more recent material, as well as the immortal In A Silent Way. He also tackles tracks by Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper, backed by one of his very best bands. The complete broadcast is presented here in digitally remastered sound together with background notes and images.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: (Almost) The Last Word from Miles Down Under\n\nReview: This excellent recording is of the final concert on Miles brief Australian tour (his only visit Down Under in his long illustrious career) in April 1988. The gig was originally broadcast live on the Australian radio station ABC FM.\n\nThe band:\n\n Miles, credited here as playing keyboards as well as trumpet\n\n Kenny Garrett as sideman on sax & flute\n\n Joe Foley McCreary on guitar\n\n Robert Irving III and Adam Holzman on keyboards\n\n Benny Rietveld on bass\n\n Ricky Wellman on drums\n\n Marilyn Mazur on percussion\n\nIts quite a long gig spread over two CDs, unedited and including a brief commentary from the radio presenter and from Miles himself later in the set. The material is an eclectic mix from the Warner Bros years but also includes some of In A Silent Way and a few of the ballads Miles often played onstage during this period, like Human Nature and Time After Time.\n\nThe sound quality of this 28-year old recording is outstanding, richly textured and fresh with all the instruments in perfect balance. Many fans are lukewarm about Miles Warner Bros material during his final years, but this set is a cut above most of it in finesse, the band is tight and sounds to be enjoying itself to the full.\n\nThe 2-CD package comes in a conventional (and rather old-fashioned?) perspex jewel case with an 8-page insert containing a thoughtful and perceptive contemporary article on Miles reproduced from The Sydney Morning Herald.\n\nVerdict? Just short of the very best of Miles music (which for me is the epoch book-ended by BB & Agharta/Pangea), but very good nevertheless. Those who find Miles later music from his post-BB fusion period a challenge may discover this fine recording from Melbourne to be a more accessible port of entry.","Product: Tired of battling deer, cats, raccoons, squirrels and rabbits? Stop animals from invading gardens and ponds with ScareCrow Motion-Activated Animal Deterrent. Guaranteed effective from day one, this smart ScareCrow uses a startling, yet harmless, blast of water to keep deer and other destructive animals at bay. Plus, the custom motion sensor lens increases detection range for smaller animals, like cats and raccoons. The original motion-activated deterrent protects day and night, all season long.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The solution to unwanted garden-foulers: expensive, but it works\n\nReview: This device is very good and works as advertised. In just a couple of days we noticed it successfully deterred the neighbourhood cats from using our garden as a toilet: one soaking and they stopped coming round. Just work out the best location site, make sure the sprinkler arc is wide enough, connect it to the water supply and presto! Result.\n\nA few cautions:\n\n* The components are none too robust and the sprinkler in particular has cheap, weak springs and cheap, nasty and brittle plastic parts. It looks like an assembled unit Contech buy in complete from another manufacturer, as you can buy identical stand-alone sprinkler units from your local garden centre\n\n* Take care when assembling and setting up, and follow the instructions so you don't break it\n\n* Make sure the battery is regularly checked because once it runs down, the motion sensor stops working and so won't trigger the sprinkler; in my experience it lasts several weeks though it might be less if it's activated a lot\n\n* It won't work in freezing temperatures, as the water in the hose will freeze and might even crack the sprinkler unit - though the motion sensor does work well at night so your garden gets 24-hour cover when the weather is warm\n\n* It's a bit pricey for what it is but hey, it works so the outlay is worth it\n\nOther than that, it's great. You might not even need it for long, as the cats will soon be deterred from even approaching the area. I can't report how it performs with racoons, squirrels or dogs, as we don't have problems with those critters, but it should work the same.","Product: Milliput is the 2 part, easy-to-use epoxy putty that molds like clay and cures to the hardness of porcelain. Use for scratch building, sculpting, repairing, gap filling, pattern making and customizing. Ideal for military miniatures, ship model parts, dolls, dollhouse accessories, plastic models and thousands of other items. Roll it as thin as 1/64 inch for making super detailed scale parts . Can be sawn, drilled, filed, sanded and painted when cured. Smooth with a wet finger and cleans up with water before it cures. Fully cured in 5 hours without heat or sooner with a hair dryer. The choice of master model makers throughout the world. Yellow-grey, standard grain, 4 oz.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Versatile and essential for DIY\n\nReview: Milliput is a hard-setting adhesive putty delivered as two separate substances which you mix together by kneading the combined materials between your fingers until they become a uniform colour. The two materials are separated by a polythene sleeve and will not activate without contact with each other.\n\nFrom the time the material is mixed, you have about 15 minutes when its easily workable before it starts to set hard. You use it to fill gaps and as an adhesive, and remove any residue with a damp cloth before it starts to set. It sets hard in three hours and may then be sanded smooth. The paste sticks effectively to almost anything including metals and plastics, is waterproof and very durable.\n\nMilliput is inexpensive and available in different grades identified by the different packaging colours. Its versatile and easy to work with: an indispensable household DIY item.","Product: Designed to improve the flow and delay the drying of paint on the needle while airbrushing. It is recommended to ad 1-2 drops of Flow Improver to 10 drops of paint in the cup of the airbrush. 60ml plastic squeeze bottle.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Truly great product innovation\n\nReview: If you spray acrylics through an airbrush with a needle smaller than 0.25, this Vallejo flow improver is literally the best thing ever and virtually guarantees the airbrush will never block (enamels generally behave better in an airbrush and rarely block; the blocked airbrush problem occurs primarily with acrylics).\n\nYou should use approx. 4 parts paint to one part flow improver, and the result is amazing. Ideally you should squirt the flow improver into the airbrush first, prior to adding the paint. I generally use a Harder & Steenbeck Evolution and the performance transformation is spectacular.\n\nThe Vallejo bottle is fitted with a small nozzle which enables you to apply the flow improver a drop at a time, or else squirt in a larger amount if your airbrush has a larger reservoir and you're preparing to spray a big surface area.\n\nYou might think this is the same as Vallejos airbrush paint thinner, but its not: its a different product specifically formulated to encourage the airbrush to flow better in use.\n\nThe only gripe (a small one) is that the product is quite expensive for a modest 200ml bottle. But its worth it!","Product: At least 5000 years old, the \"I Ching\" is a book of oracles containing the whole of human experience. Used for divination, it is a method of exploring the unconscious; through the symbolism of its hexagrams we are guided towards the solution of difficult problems and life situations. It can also be read as a book of wisdom revealing the laws of life to which we must all attune ourselves if we are to live in peace and harmony.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The original Wilhelm-Baynes translation remains an indispensable classic, never equalled and in a class of its own\n\nReview: The Wilhelm-Baynes translation of the I-Ching was first published in English in 1951 and has never been out of print. Despite the appearance over the years of numerous other interpretations of this peerless Chinese classic (many based on Wilhelm's work), the poetic beauty and quintessentially Chinese character captured by Wilhelm's translation endures like no other. Most serious students who have a long-term relationship with the oracle - for that's what it can become; an intense, intimate relationship - return eventually to the fine if somewhat formal philosophical observations of the Wilhelm-Baynes work and resonate with its essentially Chinese quirkiness. The foreword to this greatest-ever translation of the I-Ching is written by C. G. Jung.\n\nThe 64 hexagrams each have a dynamic structure which moves upwards from the bottom (the first line) and naturally divides into two trigrams: the upper and lower. Each of the six lines of each hexagram have the value of either 7 = a Yang (unbroken, strong) or 8 = a Yin (broken, yielding) line, and their complex interrelationship gives the unique nature and meaning to each hexagram. The hexagrams each have both a number and a name: for example 4 is Meng, \"Youthful Folly\"; 16 is Yu, \"Enthusiasm\"; 21 is Shih Ho, \"Biting Through\"; whilst 34 is Ta Chuang, \"The Power of the Great\" (another hexagram is named \"The Taming Power of the Great\" which has a completely different meaning).\n\nTo further complicate matters, each line may be in the process of changing into its opposite - a \"changing line\" - indicated by a 6 (broken Yin line in the process of changing to Yang) or a 9 (unbroken Yang line changing to a Yin). The dynamic interplay of all these possibilities allows the oracle to offer a nuanced, poignant and occasionally humorous perspective to the enquirer on any issue as his/her situation changes.\n\nThe Wilhelm-Baynes edition has three major sections:\n\n1. The Text: the 64 hexagrams and their changing lines explained, in order (248 pages) - in other words, the original classical text\n\n2. The Material: discussions of the trigrams, and the highly regarded \"Ta Chuan\" or \"Great Treatise\" on the I-Ching which takes up 75 pages\n\n3. The Commentaries: a re-run of section one, but with more detail and commentaries from different Chinese scholars and sages over the years added in (340 pages) - sometimes the meaning ascribed can be quite different to that of the classical text, and the alternative can be useful\n\nThe I-Ching has nothing to do with \"fortune telling.\" It is concerned with human development and self-knowledge, with understanding first of all the dynamics in any situation and then what consequent actions might be appropriate, even when the action advised is most difficult or may go against the wishes or hopes of the enquirer. Sometimes the answer the oracle offers is not what you want to hear, but over time, you realize it is ALWAYS right. Often the changing lines lay out the consequences of different types of action possible in any situation. The I-Ching is, unquestionably, one of the greatest works of philosophy in the history of the human race, a unique representation of how the great forces of the cosmos interrelate with a human life as we encounter continuous change. It's timeless, and regardless of how human society seems to progress and change on the outside, the oracle remains relevant and of inestimable value to what goes on within us.\n\nIf you become captivated by the wisdom and depth of the I-Ching and begin to study it, sooner or later you're going to discover this greatest-of-all translations. My personal copy is a battered and much-read 1975 printing, a welcome gift in those far off days, and remains one of my two or three most valued possessions. Despite the spine being broken and the rear board accidentally singed by a candle flame some 20 years ago it would, with no possible rival, be my one indispensable desert island book.","Product: At least 5000 years old, the \"I Ching\" is a book of oracles containing the whole of human experience. Used for divination, it is a method of exploring the unconscious; through the symbolism of its hexagrams we are guided towards the solution of difficult problems and life situations. It can also be read as a book of wisdom revealing the laws of life to which we must all attune ourselves if we are to live in peace and harmony.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The original Wilhelm-Baynes translation remains an indispensable classic, never equalled and in a class of its own\n\nReview: The Wilhelm-Baynes translation of the I-Ching was first published in English in 1951 and has never been out of print. Despite the appearance over the years of numerous other interpretations of this peerless Chinese classic (many based on Wilhelm's work), the poetic beauty and quintessentially Chinese character captured by Wilhelm's translation endures like no other. Most serious students who have a long-term relationship with the oracle - for that's what it can become; an intense, intimate relationship - return eventually to the fine if somewhat formal philosophical observations of the Wilhelm-Baynes work and resonate with its essentially Chinese quirkiness. The foreword to this greatest-ever translation of the I-Ching is written by C. G. Jung.\n\nThe 64 hexagrams each have a dynamic structure which moves upwards from the bottom (the first line) and naturally divides into two trigrams: the upper and lower. Each of the six lines of each hexagram have the value of either 7 = a Yang (unbroken, strong) or 8 = a Yin (broken, yielding) line, and their complex interrelationship gives the unique nature and meaning to each hexagram. The hexagrams each have both a number and a name: for example 4 is Meng, \"Youthful Folly\"; 16 is Yu, \"Enthusiasm\"; 21 is Shih Ho, \"Biting Through\"; whilst 34 is Ta Chuang, \"The Power of the Great\" (another hexagram is named \"The Taming Power of the Great\" which has a completely different meaning).\n\nTo further complicate matters, each line may be in the process of changing into its opposite - a \"changing line\" - indicated by a 6 (broken Yin line in the process of changing to Yang) or a 9 (unbroken Yang line changing to a Yin). The dynamic interplay of all these possibilities allows the oracle to offer a nuanced, poignant and occasionally humorous perspective to the enquirer on any issue as his/her situation changes.\n\nThe Wilhelm-Baynes edition has three major sections:\n\n1. The Text: the 64 hexagrams and their changing lines explained, in order (248 pages) - in other words, the original classical text\n\n2. The Material: discussions of the trigrams, and the highly regarded \"Ta Chuan\" or \"Great Treatise\" on the I-Ching which takes up 75 pages\n\n3. The Commentaries: a re-run of section one, but with more detail and commentaries from different Chinese scholars and sages over the years added in (340 pages) - sometimes the meaning ascribed can be quite different to that of the classical text, and the alternative can be useful\n\nThe I-Ching has nothing to do with \"fortune telling.\" It is concerned with human development and self-knowledge, with understanding first of all the dynamics in any situation and then what consequent actions might be appropriate, even when the action advised is most difficult or may go against the wishes or hopes of the enquirer. Sometimes the answer the oracle offers is not what you want to hear, but over time, you realize it is ALWAYS right. Often the changing lines lay out the consequences of different types of action possible in any situation. The I-Ching is, unquestionably, one of the greatest works of philosophy in the history of the human race, a unique representation of how the great forces of the cosmos interrelate with a human life as we encounter continuous change. It's timeless, and regardless of how human society seems to progress and change on the outside, the oracle remains relevant and of inestimable value to what goes on within us.\n\nIf you become captivated by the wisdom and depth of the I-Ching and begin to study it, sooner or later you're going to discover this greatest-of-all translations. My personal copy is a battered and much-read 1975 printing, a welcome gift in those far off days, and remains one of my two or three most valued possessions. Despite the spine being broken and the rear board accidentally singed by a candle flame some 20 years ago it would, with no possible rival, be my one indispensable desert island book.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Wherever you are death will find you, even in the looming tower quote from the Quran\n\nReview: Before reading Lawrence Wrights excellent The Looming Tower I held the mistaken idea that its primary focus might be the 19 hijackers in the September 2001 planes operation. But the book is not about that; it has a more ambitious reach with a narrative deeper, broader and more enlightening.\n\nAt the heart of the book is the story of Islamist-jihadism since the 1940s: the revolutionary Moslem Brotherhood whose primary goal was the violent overthrow of Arab secular-nationalist governments starting with Egypt; the 18th-century Wahhabi tradition predominant in Saudi Arabia, and the Taliban movement jointly financed and supported by the Pakistani ISI & Saudi Intelligence. These detailed stories replete with revealing personal testimony (the author interviewed more than 1,000 people all over the Middle East & Af-Pak region whilst researching his material) are progressively interwoven with those of the key players in the US Government, in particular the clever but mildly eccentric Richard Clarke; the CIA and the FBIs John ONeill, a larger-than-life cigar-smoking polygamist highly respected and popular with his staff who prophetically foresaw the Salafi-Islamist attack on the USA in 2001 and worked tirelessly to forestall it before tragically meeting his death in the World Trade Centre on 11th September.\n\nThe book starts with a chapter devoted to the austere Egyptian anti-Semitic academic Sayyid Qutb, the pious and sexually-repressed father of modern theocratic Islamism whose time spent in the USA in the late 1940s convinced him the West was irredeemably decadent and deserved to be destroyed. Qutb eventually welcomed execution by the Egyptian government in 1966 as a martyr for Allah. The personal stories of al Zawahiri and the bin Laden family are brought to life with a level of detail Ive never read before: Osama was the only son of Mohammed bin Ladens fourth wife and something of an odd-ball; MbL built his huge construction empire in Saudi Arabia whilst illiterate but could remember dozens of engineering measurements/calculations in his head; Osama had a lifelong love of horses, and one of his wives left him to return to her family in Syria with her daughters because she could no longer endure the privations imposed by their fugitive life in Afghanistan.\n\nWith coherent interlocking narratives, Wright brings these characters to life as real 3-dimensional people and shows exactly how the obsessively theocratic-reactionary strain of Islam became so dangerous. Emboldened in the war against the Red Army in Afghanistan in the 1980s (though of negligible military value compared to the native Afghan mujahideen), its ranks filled with now-underemployed angry young radicals whose birth-countries didn't want them back yet supported by substantial funds both official & unofficial from those very countries, the Afghanistan-based jihadists became the principle perpetrator of extreme terrorist violence throughout the Middle East.\n\nThrown out of Khartoum in 1996 with his passport seized by the Saudis, ObL had no choice but to return to Afghanistan. Let him, the Americans responded, just don't let him go to Somalia (p221). A depressing saga of non-co-operation between on the one hand the intelligence sources of the NSA and more particularly the CIA, with on the other hand the FBI charged with investigating, prosecuting & forestalling terrorism through the late 1990s is revealed step by logical step and with alarming details. The 1993 WTC truck-bomb, the appalling 1998 East African Embassy bombings, the successful attack on the USS Cole in Aden Harbour saw a relentless escalation of operations against US targets. As is now well known, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who otherwise shared no common ground with ObL) travelled to Afghanistan to propose the planes operation to ObL; a high-risk plan to strike the USA at its core. All this time, the impenetrable wall between the CIA - who had actionable intelligence that several men with known Al Qaida connections had entered the USA - and the FBI whose task it was to stop them but were frustratingly denied the information, was ironically satirised at the FBIs I-49 HQ thus:\n\nThe agents at I-49 were so used to being denied access to intelligence that they bought a CD of a Pink Floyd song Another Brick in the Wall. Whenever they received the same formulation [from the CIA] about sensitive sources and methods, they would hold up the phone to the CD player and push play (p344).\n\nWright illustrates exactly how the 9/11 attacks could have been intercepted and prevented at an early stage were it not for these internecine turf wars between different agencies, particularly between the CIA and FBI. The CIA refused to reveal the presence of jihadists with Al Qaida connections in the USA to the FBI, because to do so might compromise intelligence sources and the individuals concerned were not at the time technically indicted for crimes: a defensible legalistic position, but one eventually to prove fatal. Systemic non-co-operation was made worse by sclerotic bureaucratic procedures, rigid outdated rules and a failure at the executive level to pay attention to siren voices like Daniel Coleman seconded to the CIAs Alec Station who saw the mortal danger of a major cataclysmic attack against US cities from Al Qaida, probably involving suicide bombers and possibly hijacked airliners. The CIA leadership in particular does not emerge from Wrights book covered in glory, but the author does reveal the efforts of a few individuals like the heroically persistent Arabic-speaking FBI agent Ali Soufan whose skilled interrogation of Al Qaida prisoners detained by the Yemeni authorities further confirmed that ObL was behind the 9/11 operation, and others like ONeill who patiently battled to get the lethal threat from bin Laden & Al Qaida given higher priority by a White House administration by turns vacillating and indifferent.\n\nLawrence Wrights flowing novelistic style sets TLT apart from the shelf-load of other works on Islamist terrorism these past 30 years, like Steve Colls scholarly but tough-to-read Ghost Wars for instance. The origins of the jihadist hatred and contempt for Western values (not to mention Jews, Hindus, Shi-ite Moslems & just about everybody else on the planet with a world-view different from theirs) and how they have been able to cause mayhem throughout the Middle East & occasionally in the West has rarely been explained with such clarity. In parallel Wrights book is the story of precisely how and why the lavishly financed security agencies of the US government failed to stop them attacking America in September 2001; how in the real world small mistakes and seemingly trivial oversights can accumulate to catastrophic consequence. As a bonus TLT is a cracking read, well worth the time and effort.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Hindsight is always 20/20, but rarely demonstrated so clearly as in Lawrence Wright's peerless work\n\nReview: Before reading Lawrence Wright's excellent `The Looming Tower' I held the mistaken idea that its primary focus might be the 19 hijackers in the September 2001 `planes operation'. But the book is not about that; it has a more ambitious reach with a narrative deeper, broader and more enlightening.\n\nAt the heart of the book is the story of Islamist-jihadism since the 1940s: the revolutionary `Moslem Brotherhood' whose primary goal was the violent overthrow of Arab secular-nationalist governments starting with Egypt; the 18th-century Wahhabi tradition predominant in Saudi Arabia, and the Taliban movement jointly financed and supported by the Pakistani ISI & Saudi Intelligence. These detailed stories replete with revealing personal testimony (the author interviewed more than 1,000 people all over the Middle East & Af-Pak region whilst researching his material) are progressively interwoven with those of the key players in the US Government, in particular the clever but mildly eccentric Richard Clarke; the CIA and the FBI's John O'Neill, a larger-than-life cigar-smoking polygamist highly respected and popular with his staff who prophetically foresaw the Salafi-Islamist attack on the USA in 2001 and worked tirelessly to forestall it before tragically meeting his death in the World Trade Centre on 11th September.\n\nThe book starts with a chapter devoted to the austere Egyptian anti-Semitic academic Sayyid Qutb, the pious and sexually-repressed father of modern theocratic Islamism whose time spent in the USA in the late 1940s convinced him the West was irredeemably decadent and deserved to be destroyed. Qutb eventually welcomed execution by the Egyptian government in 1966 as a `martyr for Allah.' The personal stories of al Zawahiri and the bin Laden family are brought to life with a level of detail I've never read before: Osama was the only son of Mohammed bin Laden's fourth wife and something of an odd-ball; MbL built his huge construction empire in Saudi Arabia whilst illiterate but could remember dozens of engineering measurements/calculations in his head; Osama had a lifelong love of horses, and one of his wives left him to return to her family in Syria with her daughters because she could no longer endure the privations imposed by their fugitive life in Afghanistan.\n\nWith coherent interlocking narratives, Wright brings these characters to life as real 3-dimensional people and shows exactly how the obsessively theocratic-reactionary strain of Islam became so dangerous. Emboldened in the war against the Red Army in Afghanistan in the 1980s (though of negligible military value compared to the native Afghan `mujahideen'), its ranks filled with now-underemployed angry young radicals whose birth-countries didn't want them back yet supported by substantial funds both official & unofficial from those very countries, the Afghanistan-based jihadists became the principle perpetrator of extreme terrorist violence throughout the Middle East.\n\nThrown out of Khartoum in 1996 with his passport seized by the Saudis, ObL had no choice but to return to Afghanistan. \"'Let him', the Americans responded, `just don't let him go to Somalia'\" (p221). A depressing saga of non-co-operation between on the one hand the intelligence sources of the NSA and more particularly the CIA, with on the other hand the FBI charged with investigating, prosecuting & forestalling terrorism through the late 1990s is revealed step by logical step and with alarming details. The 1993 WTC truck-bomb, the appalling 1998 East African Embassy bombings, the successful attack on the USS Cole in Aden Harbour saw a relentless escalation of operations against US targets. As is now well known, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who had almost nothing in common with ObL) travelled to Afghanistan to propose the `planes operation' to ObL; a high-risk plan to strike the USA at its core. All this time, the impenetrable `wall' between the CIA - who had actionable intelligence that several men with known Al Qaida connections had entered the USA - and the FBI whose task it was to stop them but were frustratingly denied the information, was ironically satirised at the FBI's I-49 HQ thus:\n\n\"The agents at I-49 were so used to being denied access to intelligence that they bought a CD of a Pink Floyd song `Another Brick in the Wall'. Whenever they received the same formulation [from the CIA] about `sensitive sources and methods,' they would hold up the phone to the CD player and push `play'\" (p344).\n\nWright illustrates exactly how the 9/11 attacks could have been intercepted and prevented at an early stage were it not for these internecine turf wars between different agencies, particularly between the CIA and FBI. The CIA refused to reveal the presence of jihadists with Al Qaida connections in the USA to the FBI, because to do so might `compromise intelligence sources' and the individuals concerned were not at the time technically indicted for crimes: a defensible legalistic position, but one eventually to prove fatal. Systemic non-co-operation was made worse by sclerotic bureaucratic procedures, rigid outdated rules and a failure at the executive level to pay attention to the siren voices like Daniel Coleman seconded to the CIA's Alec Station who saw the mortal danger of a major cataclysmic attack against US cities from Al Qaida, probably involving suicide bombers and possibly hijacked airliners. The CIA leadership in particular does not emerge from Wright's book covered in glory, but the author does reveal the efforts of a few individuals like the heroically persistent Arabic-speaking FBI agent Ali Soufan whose skilled interrogation of Al Qaida prisoners detained by the Yemeni authorities further confirmed that ObL was behind the 9/11 operation, and others like O'Neill who patiently battled to get the lethal threat from bin Laden & Al Qaida given higher priority by a White House administration by turns vacillating and indifferent.\n\nLawrence Wright's flowing novelistic style sets TLT apart from the shelf-load of other works on Islamist terrorism these past 30 years, like Steve Coll's scholarly but tough-to-read `Ghost Wars' for instance. The origins of the jihadist hatred and contempt for Western values (not to mention Jews, Hindus, Shi-ite Moslems & just about everybody else on the planet with a world-view different from theirs) and how they have been able to cause mayhem throughout the Middle East & occasionally in the West has rarely been explained with such clarity. In parallel Wright's book is the story of precisely how and why the lavishly financed security agencies of the US government failed to stop them attacking America in September 2001; how in the real world small mistakes and seemingly trivial oversights can accumulate to catastrophic consequence. As a bonus TLT is a cracking read, well worth the time and effort.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: `Wherever you are death will find you, even in the looming tower' - quote from the Qu'ran\n\nReview: Before reading Lawrence Wright's excellent `The Looming Tower' I held the mistaken idea that its primary focus might be the 19 hijackers in the September 2001 `planes operation'. But the book is not about that; it has a more ambitious reach with a narrative deeper, broader and more enlightening.\n\nAt the heart of the book is the story of Islamist-jihadism since the 1940s: the revolutionary `Moslem Brotherhood' whose primary goal was the violent overthrow of Arab secular-nationalist governments starting with Egypt; the 18th-century Wahhabi tradition predominant in Saudi Arabia, and the Taliban movement jointly financed and supported by the Pakistani ISI & Saudi Intelligence. These detailed stories replete with revealing personal testimony (the author interviewed more than 1,000 people all over the Middle East & Af-Pak region whilst researching his material) are progressively interwoven with those of the key players in the US Government, in particular the clever but mildly eccentric Richard Clarke; the CIA and the FBI's John O'Neill, a larger-than-life cigar-smoking polygamist highly respected and popular with his staff who prophetically foresaw the Salafi-Islamist attack on the USA in 2001 and worked tirelessly to forestall it before tragically meeting his death in the World Trade Centre on 11th September.\n\nThe book starts with a chapter devoted to the austere Egyptian anti-Semitic academic Sayyid Qutb, the pious and sexually-repressed father of modern theocratic Islamism whose time spent in the USA in the late 1940s convinced him the West was irredeemably decadent and deserved to be destroyed. Qutb eventually welcomed execution by the Egyptian government in 1966 as a `martyr for Allah.' The personal stories of al Zawahiri and the bin Laden family are brought to life with a level of detail I've never read before: Osama was the only son of Mohammed bin Laden's fourth wife and something of an odd-ball; MbL built his huge construction empire in Saudi Arabia whilst illiterate but could remember dozens of engineering measurements/calculations in his head; Osama had a lifelong love of horses, and one of his wives left him to return to her family in Syria with her daughters because she could no longer endure the privations imposed by their fugitive life in Afghanistan.\n\nWith coherent interlocking narratives, Wright brings these characters to life as real 3-dimensional people and shows exactly how the obsessively theocratic-reactionary strain of Islam became so dangerous. Emboldened in the war against the Red Army in Afghanistan in the 1980s (though of negligible military value compared to the native Afghan `mujahideen'), its ranks filled with now-underemployed angry young radicals whose birth-countries didn't want them back yet supported by substantial funds both official & unofficial from those very countries, the Afghanistan-based jihadists became the principle perpetrator of extreme terrorist violence throughout the Middle East.\n\nThrown out of Khartoum in 1996 with his passport seized by the Saudis, ObL had no choice but to return to Afghanistan. \"'Let him', the Americans responded, `just don't let him go to Somalia'\" (p221). A depressing saga of non-co-operation between on the one hand the intelligence sources of the NSA and more particularly the CIA, with on the other hand the FBI charged with investigating, prosecuting & forestalling terrorism through the late 1990s is revealed step by logical step and with alarming details. The 1993 WTC truck-bomb, the appalling 1998 East African Embassy bombings, the successful attack on the USS Cole in Aden Harbour saw a relentless escalation of operations against US targets. As is now well known, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who had almost nothing in common with ObL) travelled to Afghanistan to propose the `planes operation' to ObL; a high-risk plan to strike the USA at its core. All this time, the impenetrable `wall' between the CIA - who had actionable intelligence that several men with known Al Qaida connections had entered the USA - and the FBI whose task it was to stop them but were frustratingly denied the information, was ironically satirised at the FBI's I-49 HQ thus:\n\n\"The agents at I-49 were so used to being denied access to intelligence that they bought a CD of a Pink Floyd song `Another Brick in the Wall'. Whenever they received the same formulation [from the CIA] about `sensitive sources and methods,' they would hold up the phone to the CD player and push `play'\" (p344).\n\nWright illustrates exactly how the 9/11 attacks could have been intercepted and prevented at an early stage were it not for these internecine turf wars between different agencies, particularly between the CIA and FBI. The CIA refused to reveal the presence of jihadists with Al Qaida connections in the USA to the FBI, because to do so might `compromise intelligence sources' and the individuals concerned were not at the time technically indicted for crimes: a defensible legalistic position, but one eventually to prove fatal. Systemic non-co-operation was made worse by sclerotic bureaucratic procedures, rigid outdated rules and a failure at the executive level to pay attention to the siren voices like Daniel Coleman seconded to the CIA's Alec Station who saw the mortal danger of a major cataclysmic attack against US cities from Al Qaida, probably involving suicide bombers and possibly hijacked airliners. The CIA leadership in particular does not emerge from Wright's book covered in glory, but the author does reveal the efforts of a few individuals like the heroically persistent Arabic-speaking FBI agent Ali Soufan whose skilled interrogation of Al Qaida prisoners detained by the Yemeni authorities further confirmed that ObL was behind the 9/11 operation, and others like O'Neill who patiently battled to get the lethal threat from bin Laden & Al Qaida given higher priority by a White House administration by turns vacillating and indifferent.\n\nLawrence Wright's flowing novelistic style sets TLT apart from the shelf-load of other works on Islamist terrorism these past 30 years, like Steve Coll's scholarly but tough-to-read `Ghost Wars' for instance. The origins of the jihadist hatred and contempt for Western values (not to mention Jews, Hindus, Shi-ite Moslems & just about everybody else on the planet with a world-view different from theirs) and how they have been able to cause mayhem throughout the Middle East & occasionally in the West has rarely been explained with such clarity. In parallel Wright's book is the story of precisely how and why the lavishly financed security agencies of the US government failed to stop them attacking America in September 2001; how in the real world small mistakes and seemingly trivial oversights can accumulate to catastrophic consequence. As a bonus TLT is a cracking read, well worth the time and effort.","Product: The book recounts the classic and most carefully documented of the many close encounters that have been reported across the world. Driving home from Canada in September 1961, Betty and Barney Hill of Portsmouth, NH, sighted a flying saucer which left them shaken. When they arrived home, Barney found inexplicable scuff marks on his shoes; Betty noticed rows of mysterious circles on their car. They also realised they could not account for almost two hours of their time on the road. After months of psychic distress dating from that night, the Hills sought medical assistance from Dr. Benjamin Simon, a distinguished Boston psychiatrist and neurologist. Under psychotherapy, including time-regression hypnosis, the Hills gave almost identical accounts of what had happened during the lost two hours of their journey. They told of an encounter with intelligent humanoid beings who took them on board an alien spacecraft, questioned them and submitted to physical examination. After 7 months of treatment, the doctor decided that neither of his patients was psychotic, and that both consciously and under hypnosis they told what they believed to be the absolute truth. Here is the complete account of the Hills' story. It includes the actual transcription of the tapes made under hypnosis, as well as the sketches they drew, both in and out of trance, of the spacecraft and the humanoid creatures. Although there have been other accounts of close encounters since their experience, none has been so closely monitored, and none by a scientist of the standing of Dr. Simon. Yet all of them strikingly coincide with the Hills story. Neither Betty nor Barney Hill would state that the experience could not be challenged; on the other hand, the doctor offered no incontrovertible assessment to discredit their testimony. The book is unquestionably one of the most fascinating stories that the author has ever investigated.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Pioneering investigation from the 1960s opened a new paradigm\n\nReview: At the time of first publication in 1966 the story of Betty and Barney Hill's alleged abduction by extraterrestrials whilst driving home from Montreal to Portsmouth through the White Mountains of New Hampshire on the night of 19 September 1961, as told in this book by journalist John Fuller, was highly controversial and remains so to this day due to the unassailable character of the couple and the corroborative evidence which has never been convincingly refuted.\n\nThis mixed-race couple were pillars of the community: intelligent, educated, professional, church-going, active in the civil rights movement. The last thing they wanted, or needed, was to court the kind of negative publicity which might reasonably be expected to accompany such an outlandish and improbable tale.\n\nAll they initially remembered from the night in question was being pursued by a bright light, later identified as a large disk-shaped craft with strange humanoid figures observable through the windows, as they drove the quiet road south through the mountains (on later reporting the sighting to the local USAF base it transpired that this craft had been reported by many other people in the area the same night). They arrived home two hours later than anticipated with a sense of unease. The car trunk had some unexplained shiny round marks, and when a compass was placed near these marks it unaccountably spun round and round; Barney's shoes were heavily scuffed on the tops of the toes as though he had been dragged over rough ground with his feet dangling, Betty's dress was inexplicably torn and had some very unusual stains and they both remembered hearing a `beeping' sound coinciding with the UFO sighting at two different times during the journey.\n\nPersistent nightmares and the emergence of what we might now term `post-traumatic stress' symptoms led the Hills eventually to seek medical help. The therapeutic hypnotist who treated them, Dr. Benjamin Simon, was a respected physician in Boston who had successfully treated ex-servicemen for combat trauma. He had no interest in the UFO phenomenon, no knowledge of `alien abduction' (there were no reported cases in the public domain at that time) and was astounded to uncover mutually corroborative and supporting accounts of a complex abduction by apparent extraterrestrials from each of the Hills, who were regressed separately and carefully managed so they could not communicate their memories to each other. The Hills themselves, when they heard their taped sessions, had a hard time coming to terms with it all and initially refused to believe their own memories. Simon remained skeptical, even though he could not shake the recovered memories and in fact they explained all the symptoms (there were physical and anatomical symptoms for both the Hills following the incident).\n\nJohn Fuller's book tells the whole story of this case, simultaneously investigated by the local US Air Force base, by NICAP and other organizations, and later serialised and sensationalised in the national press. The Hills became reluctant celebrities, and this unlooked-for fame brought them many problems. Betty survived Barney by many years, and subsequent paranormal incidents followed on the heels of the landmark White Mountains abduction.\n\nThis is not of itself the `best' book ever written on the alien abduction phenomenon, but it's an essential classic and an object lesson in how to carry out an investigation properly whilst not allowing prejudice born of personal beliefs to deny the uncomfortable evidence as it emerges, but to remain skeptical and true to the scientific method. The reader should keep in mind that this was all new in 1966, the first time such a possibility had ever been entertained and no-one has ever been able to `debunk' the accumulated evidence.\n\nA good companion volume to `The Interrupted Journey' for a deeper understanding of this important case is the more recent `Captured!' written by Kathy Marden (Betty Hill's niece) with contributions from Stanton Friedman.","Product: The book recounts the classic and most carefully documented of the many close encounters that have been reported across the world. Driving home from Canada in September 1961, Betty and Barney Hill of Portsmouth, NH, sighted a flying saucer which left them shaken. When they arrived home, Barney found inexplicable scuff marks on his shoes; Betty noticed rows of mysterious circles on their car. They also realised they could not account for almost two hours of their time on the road. After months of psychic distress dating from that night, the Hills sought medical assistance from Dr. Benjamin Simon, a distinguished Boston psychiatrist and neurologist. Under psychotherapy, including time-regression hypnosis, the Hills gave almost identical accounts of what had happened during the lost two hours of their journey. They told of an encounter with intelligent humanoid beings who took them on board an alien spacecraft, questioned them and submitted to physical examination. After 7 months of treatment, the doctor decided that neither of his patients was psychotic, and that both consciously and under hypnosis they told what they believed to be the absolute truth. Here is the complete account of the Hills' story. It includes the actual transcription of the tapes made under hypnosis, as well as the sketches they drew, both in and out of trance, of the spacecraft and the humanoid creatures. Although there have been other accounts of close encounters since their experience, none has been so closely monitored, and none by a scientist of the standing of Dr. Simon. Yet all of them strikingly coincide with the Hills story. Neither Betty nor Barney Hill would state that the experience could not be challenged; on the other hand, the doctor offered no incontrovertible assessment to discredit their testimony. The book is unquestionably one of the most fascinating stories that the author has ever investigated.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Classic study of a landmark case from the 1960s\n\nReview: At the time of first publication in 1966 the story of Betty and Barney Hill's alleged abduction by extraterrestrials whilst driving home from Montreal to Portsmouth through the White Mountains of New Hampshire on the night of 19 September 1961, as told in this book by journalist John Fuller, was highly controversial and remains so to this day due to the unassailable character of the couple and the corroborative evidence which has never been convincingly refuted.\n\nThis mixed-race couple were pillars of the community: intelligent, educated, professional, church-going, active in the civil rights movement. The last thing they wanted, or needed, was to court the kind of negative publicity which might reasonably be expected to accompany such an outlandish and improbable tale.\n\nAll they initially remembered from the night in question was being pursued by a bright light, later identified as a large disk-shaped craft with strange humanoid figures observable through the windows, as they drove the quiet road south through the mountains (on later reporting the sighting to the local USAF base it transpired that this craft had been reported by many other people in the area the same night). They arrived home two hours later than anticipated with a sense of unease. The car trunk had some unexplained shiny round marks, and when a compass was placed near these marks it unaccountably spun round and round; Barney's shoes were heavily scuffed on the tops of the toes as though he had been dragged over rough ground with his feet dangling, Betty's dress was inexplicably torn and had some very unusual stains and they both remembered hearing a `beeping' sound coinciding with the UFO sighting at two different times during the journey.\n\nPersistent nightmares and the emergence of what we might now term `post-traumatic stress' symptoms led the Hills eventually to seek medical help. The therapeutic hypnotist who treated them, Dr. Benjamin Simon, was a respected physician in Boston who had successfully treated ex-servicemen for combat trauma. He had no interest in the UFO phenomenon, no knowledge of `alien abduction' (there were no reported cases in the public domain at that time) and was astounded to uncover mutually corroborative and supporting accounts of a complex abduction by apparent extraterrestrials from each of the Hills, who were regressed separately and carefully managed so they could not communicate their memories to each other. The Hills themselves, when they heard their taped sessions, had a hard time coming to terms with it all and initially refused to believe their own memories. Simon remained skeptical, even though he could not shake the recovered memories and in fact they explained all the symptoms (there were physical and anatomical symptoms for both the Hills following the incident).\n\nJohn Fuller's book tells the whole story of this case, simultaneously investigated by the local US Air Force base, by NICAP and other organizations, and later serialised and sensationalised in the national press. The Hills became reluctant celebrities, and this unlooked-for fame brought them many problems. Betty survived Barney by many years, and subsequent paranormal incidents followed on the heels of the landmark White Mountains abduction.\n\nThis is not of itself the `best' book ever written on the alien abduction phenomenon, but it's an essential classic and an object lesson in how to carry out an investigation properly whilst not allowing prejudice born of personal beliefs to deny the uncomfortable evidence as it emerges, but to remain skeptical and true to the scientific method. The reader should keep in mind that this was all new in 1966, the first time such a possibility had ever been entertained and no-one has ever been able to `debunk' the accumulated evidence.\n\nA good companion volume to `The Interrupted Journey' for a deeper understanding of this important case is the more recent `Captured!' written by Kathy Marden (Betty Hill's niece) with contributions from Stanton Friedman.","Product: The book recounts the classic and most carefully documented of the many close encounters that have been reported across the world. Driving home from Canada in September 1961, Betty and Barney Hill of Portsmouth, NH, sighted a flying saucer which left them shaken. When they arrived home, Barney found inexplicable scuff marks on his shoes; Betty noticed rows of mysterious circles on their car. They also realised they could not account for almost two hours of their time on the road. After months of psychic distress dating from that night, the Hills sought medical assistance from Dr. Benjamin Simon, a distinguished Boston psychiatrist and neurologist. Under psychotherapy, including time-regression hypnosis, the Hills gave almost identical accounts of what had happened during the lost two hours of their journey. They told of an encounter with intelligent humanoid beings who took them on board an alien spacecraft, questioned them and submitted to physical examination. After 7 months of treatment, the doctor decided that neither of his patients was psychotic, and that both consciously and under hypnosis they told what they believed to be the absolute truth. Here is the complete account of the Hills' story. It includes the actual transcription of the tapes made under hypnosis, as well as the sketches they drew, both in and out of trance, of the spacecraft and the humanoid creatures. Although there have been other accounts of close encounters since their experience, none has been so closely monitored, and none by a scientist of the standing of Dr. Simon. Yet all of them strikingly coincide with the Hills story. Neither Betty nor Barney Hill would state that the experience could not be challenged; on the other hand, the doctor offered no incontrovertible assessment to discredit their testimony. The book is unquestionably one of the most fascinating stories that the author has ever investigated.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Classic study of a landmark case from the 1960s\n\nReview: At the time of first publication in 1966 the story of Betty and Barney Hill's alleged abduction by extraterrestrials whilst driving home from Montreal to Portsmouth through the White Mountains of New Hampshire on the night of 19 September 1961, as told in this book by journalist John Fuller, was highly controversial and remains so to this day due to the unassailable character of the couple and the corroborative evidence which has never been convincingly refuted.\n\nThis mixed-race couple were pillars of the community: intelligent, educated, professional, church-going, active in the civil rights movement. The last thing they wanted, or needed, was to court the kind of negative publicity which might reasonably be expected to accompany such an outlandish and improbable tale.\n\nAll they initially remembered from the night in question was being pursued by a bright light, later identified as a large disk-shaped craft with strange humanoid figures observable through the windows, as they drove the quiet road south through the mountains (on later reporting the sighting to the local USAF base it transpired that this craft had been reported by many other people in the area the same night). They arrived home two hours later than anticipated with a sense of unease. The car trunk had some unexplained shiny round marks, and when a compass was placed near these marks it unaccountably spun round and round; Barney's shoes were heavily scuffed on the tops of the toes as though he had been dragged over rough ground with his feet dangling, Betty's dress was inexplicably torn and had some very unusual stains and they both remembered hearing a `beeping' sound coinciding with the UFO sighting at two different times during the journey.\n\nPersistent nightmares and the emergence of what we might now term `post-traumatic stress' symptoms led the Hills eventually to seek medical help. The therapeutic hypnotist who treated them, Dr. Benjamin Simon, was a respected physician in Boston who had successfully treated ex-servicemen for combat trauma. He had no interest in the UFO phenomenon, no knowledge of `alien abduction' (there were no reported cases in the public domain at that time) and was astounded to uncover mutually corroborative and supporting accounts of a complex abduction by apparent extraterrestrials from each of the Hills, who were regressed separately and carefully managed so they could not communicate their memories to each other. The Hills themselves, when they heard their taped sessions, had a hard time coming to terms with it all and initially refused to believe their own memories. Simon remained skeptical, even though he could not shake the recovered memories and in fact they explained all the symptoms (there were physical and anatomical symptoms for both the Hills following the incident).\n\nJohn Fuller's book tells the whole story of this case, simultaneously investigated by the local US Air Force base, by NICAP and other organizations, and later serialised and sensationalised in the national press. The Hills became reluctant celebrities, and this unlooked-for fame brought them many problems. Betty survived Barney by many years, and subsequent paranormal incidents followed on the heels of the landmark White Mountains abduction.\n\nThis is not of itself the `best' book ever written on the alien abduction phenomenon, but it's an essential classic and an object lesson in how to carry out an investigation properly whilst not allowing prejudice born of personal beliefs to deny the uncomfortable evidence as it emerges, but to remain skeptical and true to the scientific method. The reader should keep in mind that this was all new in 1966, the first time such a possibility had ever been entertained and no-one has ever been able to `debunk' the accumulated evidence.\n\nA good companion volume to `The Interrupted Journey' for a deeper understanding of this important case is the more recent `Captured!' written by Kathy Marden (Betty Hill's niece) with contributions from Stanton Friedman.","Product: Translated by V. Harris. Japan's answer to the Harvard MBA...Written over three centuries ago by a Samurai warrior, the book has been hailed as a limitless source of psychological insight for businessmen-or anyone who relies on strategy and tactics for outwitting the competition.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: `Consider yourself lightly; consider the world deeply...do not begrudge death'\n\nReview: William Scott Wilson's translation of Miyamoto Musashi's 17th-century classic work of personal philosophy is in every way excellent, and captures the spirit as well as the meaning of the text to perfection. This small (not quite pocket-size but close) hardcover edition is also a very pleasing artefact and a quality piece of work.\n\nMusashi's work focuses on practicing the `martial arts' - particularly swordsmanship - not from the perspective of learning technique but from internal spiritual development; the ascendancy of `mind' to which all technique must ultimately become subservient.\n\nThe `five rings' are in fact five chapters themed:\n\n1. Earth (the South)\n\n2. Water (the East)\n\n3. Fire (the West)\n\n4. Wind (the North)\n\n5. Emptiness (the Center: all action and response is most effective when preceded by emptiness - i.e. no internal noise, no preconceptions; `this must be learned')\n\nEach themed chapter incorporates short paragraphs explaining a specific aspect of how to win a contest or fight. For example, in the `Fire' ring, on `Imposing Fear:'\n\n\"...the heart of fear is in the unexpected...you do not frighten your opponents with what is right before their eyes. People may be frightened by voices...or by making the small seem large...something coming suddenly from the side also induces fear. You can frighten an opponent with your body, with your sword or with your voice. It is essential to do this suddenly, when your opponent is not expecting it. Take advantage of his fear and gain the victory immediately.\"\n\nMusashi was allegedly self-taught, and learned everything through his own experience, introspection and native intelligence. The `Book of Five Rings' is not meant to be some kind of bible, but continuously exhorts the reader to \"investigate this thoroughly\" and do his own work, taking Musashi's guidelines as a starting point to guard against fatal errors.\n\nThe power of Musashi's work is in its conciseness and its completeness. He is reported to have written this text in his final two years, around age 60, to summarise and condense the essence of a lifetime of success in the martial arts. It was considered vital in that age for a respected Samurai to be not just an accomplished fighter but a poet, artist, ceramicist and philosopher; learned and accomplished in many things. The book contains some of Musashi's best-known sketches and artworks, including one of his self-portraits and the very famous, powerfully minimalist 'Shrike on a withered branch'.\n\nOverall, if you want a good translation of this timeless classic, this edition can be unconditionally recommended as a fine choice.","Product: Insane Clown President\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Taibbi, hilarious as usual and with his customary bite, looks back on the 2016 election\n\nReview: Matt Taibbi is my number one favorite campaigning journalist and political commentator, never afraid to expose chicanery, hypocrisy and sleaze under every rock he kicks over. His writing just gets better and better: most of ICP is not just laugh-out-loud funny, but is so on-the-money it occasionally had me rolling on the floor with laughter and crying Yes! Yes! Hes nailed it!\n\nAt the center of Taibbis insightful series of essays on the 2016 election campaign and its aftermath is the larger-than-life figure of Donald Trump (a figure of almost supernatural shallownessdestined to be buried under a mountain of outlandish promises, in the process leading thousands of hoodwinked followers off the cliff of history), but the book is not just about the new POTUS. Taibbi absolutely nails the cast of characters in the GOPs Clown Car the 2016 prospective candidates including Trump, but also under scrutiny are Bernie Sanders, HRCs insipid, uninspiring campaign (an overconfident and incompetent ruling class that was ten miles up its own backside when it should have been listening to the anger percolating in the population), the political beltway bubble and how it works within unwritten boundaries now shattered by Trump, and the US news media to which Taibbi belongs which is becoming more and more indistinguishable from entertainment media and at whose door, above all, Taibbi lays the responsibility for getting Trump elected in November.\n\nOne caution: if you're a RS reader and follow Taibbis regular pieces, you may have read many of these essays during 2015 & 2016 in print or on the RS website. However, theres new stuff here as well. The long introduction and shorter epilogue for example offer a prescient if depressing summing-up of our current political landscape, how we got here and where we might be headed. So despite the fact that much of ICP has already been published as RS articles by Taibbi, the book as a whole tells a story so coherent, so concise and so entertaining, all in Taibbis inimitable literate and comic style, that it can be unreservedly recommended.","Product: This is the true story of Commander R. \"Mike\" Crosley, a Seafire pilot during World War II. He was thrown into a war which would first bring him together with his sweetheart and then separate them, and which would bring comradeship, exhilaration and tragedy in almost equal amounts.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Mike Crosleys absorbing insights into British naval aviation in WW2, warts and all\n\nReview: First published in 1986, this excellent work is an autobiographical account of the experiences of Commander Mike Crosley (RN) as a carrier-borne fighter pilot with the FAA in WW2. The writing style is lively, engaging & not infrequently humorous. At the same time it contains moments of great poignancy and frequent frustration at the short-sightedness and incompetence of the senior naval command, which Crosley convincingly argues was too slow to successfully exploit the use of carrier-borne aircraft.\n\nA nomadic childhood & musical education at a choir school led Crosley at the outbreak of WW2 to join the Metropolitan Police. Determined to fly, he was turned down by the RAF for bureaucratic reasons because the police was a reserved occupation. The Navy, operating by different rules - or more likely ignoring them - had no such scruples, and he was accepted for pilot training in 1940 at HMS Vincent (not a ship but a shore-based training facility) in Gosport.\n\nAfter training on a variety of aircraft, the young officer finally gets to grips with the Sea Hurricane and is discovered to be a natural pilot. Posted to HMS Eagle, he gets his first two kills in the Mediterranean, an Italian reconnaissance aircraft and a Luftwaffe Ju88, before Eagle is torpedoed, with Crosley on board about to eat lunch, by U73 in the Straits of Gibraltar.\n\nFollowing a spell in England, Crosley takes part in the Torch landings where he successfully shoots down a French fighter, before undertaking a tough assignment on storm-tossed Arctic convoys. Then seconded to the RAF for a spell on Spitfire 9s, D-Day sees Crosley return to the Navy to fly a Seafire over the Normandy beaches spotting for Naval gunfire to support the landings. He discovers allied fighter pilots, eager for combat, to be far more aggressive and dangerous (to him!) than the occasional Luftwaffe aircraft seen over the beaches which are invariably keen to avoid confrontation and escape.\n\nThe final months of WW2 sees Crosley commanding the 48 Seafires on HMS Implacable, one of the aircraft carriers of the British Pacific Fleet, as they launch attacks on the Japanese home islands, the only British aircraft in WW2 ever to engage in combat over Japan. Crosley and his fellow naval flyers work out tactics for attacking Japanese airfields which effectively overwhelm & neutralize ground fire, subsequently adopted by the RN post-war. Again the writing is absorbing and instructive, with a level of insider detail remarkable for its insight. Crosley has much to say about the way the RN misused air power, learned from mistakes and gradually became an effective fighting force, and pulls no punches in his criticism of the senior naval command when they got things wrong.\n\nThere are 60 pages of appendices, many absorbing essays in themselves which supplement the main text. Examples include Naval Aircraft: how they were used in WW2; a comprehensive & knowledgeable analysis of all aspects of the Seafire as a carrier-borne fighter; and how history repeats itself with the RN failing to learn & apply the hard-earned lessons of WW2 in the Falklands campaign.\n\nOverall TGMAS is an informative and well-written book, one of the best of its type. Mike Crosley is a lively and entertaining writer and even if you have only passing interest in this subject, the book can be recommended as a good read. For the serious student of the history of naval aviation, this is near-essential reading.","Product: :Jim Sparks was raised in Florida and studied business and real estate at community colleges in both Miami and Houston. He was a successful land developer in North Carolina when his abductions began in 1988 and changed his life forever. Today, Jim realizes he is not alone. Many others have gone through similar experiences. Whether fortunate or unfortunate, he differs from most abductees in that he has almost total recall of his experiences. In the two decades he has been dealing with the ETs, he has seen and experienced amazing technologies that could eliminate our need for fossil fuel by creating free, nonpolluting energy. Jim lives in the Nevada desert. In 2007, he began to work full-time to educate the public regarding the alien/UFO abduction scenario and its purpose. A conservationist at heart, Jim has also started Your Earth Foundation to help save the rain forests of the world.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Jim Sparks: sincere abductee, hoaxer or new-age messiah?\n\nReview: What are we to make of Jim Sparks? As an abductee, he is generally seen as \"problematic\": his claims are just too far-fetched for some people and \"hoaxer\" is often heard in connection with his name. This is a pity, as his book `The Keepers' is a well-written, largely convincing narrative, in some ways important and definitely worth reading if you have a persistent interest in the alien abduction/contact issue.\n\n`Jim Sparks' is a nom-de-plume: his birth name is Vincent Sparacino, from Italian-American ancestry. The book is dedicated to Harvard University Professor of Psychiatry John Mack, whom the author knew well and whose original foreword is re-printed following a short `Prologue' penned by Linda Howe. Sparks' fundamental perspective, of his encounters being `transformative' and of our visitors - from wherever they may originate - having overriding concern for our despoiled planetary ecology, is right up Mack's alley and in keeping with his general stance on the abduction issue.\n\nSparks is a refreshingly good writer: straightforward, literate and engaging with a disarming sense of humor often in evidence. The chapters are short, and follow a first-person chronological narrative in episodic story format initially covering the author's pre-awareness history, hot-and-cold marriage relationship and professional life as a moderately successful entrepreneurial real estate broker prior to the `experiences' beginning to intrude into his consciousness. The reader is then treated to around 130 pages describing regular night-time abductions through his living room window, daytime UFO sightings and the notorious `forced learning' scenarios Sparks claims he was put through by the aliens, being compelled to learn the `alien symbol' alphabet whilst putting up constant resistance to his captors. We learn that Sparks' wife was also an abductee, but simply refused to discuss the issue or engage with it in any way. Eventually he comes around to the abductors' point of view and starts to co-operate, and from then on, the tone changes.\n\nSparks was quite open about his experiences, and sought help and understanding from all the usual sources abductees turn to: family, friends, professional psychiatry, the Church and the rest. On p64 he summarises the result:\n\n\"...professionals wanted me to take prescription drugs and talk about my mother, while religious therapists wanted to throw holy water on me and pray that my demons would be cast out\"\n\n- pretty standard stuff which any abductee who `comes out' is forced to endure.\n\nSparks is unusual (but definitely not unique) in that he claims extensive conscious recall as the abductors seem either to have had limited success in blocking his memories, or chose not to: for this reason he has never undergone, nor sought out, hypnosis to aid memory recovery as in his case it was simply not needed.\n\nAs the narrative gets into its stride, particularly in the last 80 pages or so, we start to enter controversial territory: to be blunt, the author becomes less and less credible and this is where he loses many readers. Here's a real corker from p176:\n\n\"In my opinion (gained from experience), our government is involved in interdimensional human transport. We learned this technology from our alien friends. This technology allows aliens, as well as humans, the luxury of working in more than one dimension at a time.\"\n\nSome of his observations, however, are interesting and thoughtful: for example, that the small grey aliens use a `wand device' (also reported independently by many others) to immobilize abductees and cause a variety of other effects in them. Sparks makes a convincing argument that, with centuries-long involvement with the human race, this might be the origin of the `magic wand' idea, associated with wizardry and sorcery, the `little people' and other non-human entities from folklore:\n\n\"Aliens seen walking through walls or floating in thin air...ships seen appearing and disappearing. It's not magic, demons or angels. It's just advanced technology\" (p181)\n\nSparks also has an interesting and quite convincing idea about a `residual signature' carried by people post-abduction due to their close exposure to alien technology. This might be detectable with appropriate instrumentation and, if so, account for the notorious `black helicopters' showing up over the houses of many abductees as well as explaining the oft-reported feeling they have of \"being irradiated\".\n\nNow, to the \"problematic\" part. The problems most people have with Sparks might be summarized as follows:\n\n1. Extensive forced learning of alien alphabets and symbols seem to be confined just to him; this is not something reported by other abductees, many of whom certainly do report seeing symbols redolent of a runic script, but are not \"forced to learn\" them. What are we to make of this? Communication is always reported as telepathic anyway, so why bother? Sparks does not confront this issue\n\n2. His `mission' turns out to be the same old new-agey mish-mash about the dangers of environmental degradation to the planet caused by our species: that we need to shape up and change. Well, Amen to that. Millions of concerned citizens (especially in the western world) have been singing this song since at least the 1960s. Sparks claims that, as a real-estate developer up until the 1980s he had no interest in environmental issues or at least, no more than the average person; so why do these visitors choose a modest real-estate broker from Florida in which to invest so much time and effort, to fill him with the same hardly original environmentalist message? Sparks speaks to a tiny audience on the UFO-conference circuit, is ignored by the influential global media and at the end of the day can't have any real effect on anything. If they want to stop environmental degradation of this planet, why don't they abduct world political leaders or popular opinion leaders for starters? Are they really that dumb? (This question is not meant to be rhetorical - maybe they are, in fact, really that dumb.)\n\n3. There's a lot of stuff in later chapters about Sparks getting visited by \"time-travelling tourists\" and other beings from the future, and claiming various kinds of divine knowledge. One is unfortunately reminded of the messiah-complex rantings of David Icke (though where Icke goes off the rails with his simplistic, poorly researched claims and misunderstanding of history, it needs to be said that Sparks is a much better writer and mostly `sticks to the knitting')\n\n4. Sparks makes no convincing evidence-based case that `the government' has advanced technologies like teleportation and inter-dimensional time travel; the text starts to read like the tedious, convenience-packaged conspiracy theories promoted by people like Jim Marrs and John Lear, so is it any wonder Sparks is discounted as a hoaxer by so many serious and smart people?\n\nDespite these misgivings, `The Keepers' is well-written and may be worth your time. It's a pity the author's more controversial claims - like being abducted to meet with a group of large-stature reptilian aliens in a disused fun-park who seem to be card-carrying members of 'Greenpeace' and basically tell him \"We've tried world leaders and governments, Jim, with no result: so now it's all up to you to save this planet\" - are genuinely hilarious at face value and seem to reveal a personal ego of alarming dimension. However, Sparks has had an impact on the discourse about the abduction phenomenon since the late 1990s. He is, in some small ways, important to know about and understand. His seeking a public profile as a conference speaker and radio interviewee with his \"message for the human race\" (quoted verbatim from the book's cover) from our space brothers is more in the George Adamski/Truman Bethurum/Billy Meier `contactee' tradition and the antithesis of the thousands of traumatised abductees, who normally want absolute anonymity guaranteed if they even dare to seek out anyone to help them come to terms with their abductions, and are pathologically adverse to any public exposure.\n\nSo, read `The Keepers' if you haven't already. At the end of the day, you make up your own mind about all this - right?","Product: :Jim Sparks was raised in Florida and studied business and real estate at community colleges in both Miami and Houston. He was a successful land developer in North Carolina when his abductions began in 1988 and changed his life forever. Today, Jim realizes he is not alone. Many others have gone through similar experiences. Whether fortunate or unfortunate, he differs from most abductees in that he has almost total recall of his experiences. In the two decades he has been dealing with the ETs, he has seen and experienced amazing technologies that could eliminate our need for fossil fuel by creating free, nonpolluting energy. Jim lives in the Nevada desert. In 2007, he began to work full-time to educate the public regarding the alien/UFO abduction scenario and its purpose. A conservationist at heart, Jim has also started Your Earth Foundation to help save the rain forests of the world.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Jim Sparks: sincere abductee, hoaxer or new-age messiah?\n\nReview: What are we to make of Jim Sparks? As an abductee, he is generally seen as \"problematic\": his claims are just too far-fetched for some people and \"hoaxer\" is often heard in connection with his name. This is a pity, as his book `The Keepers' is a well-written, largely convincing narrative, in some ways important and definitely worth reading if you have a persistent interest in the alien abduction/contact issue.\n\n`Jim Sparks' is a nom-de-plume: his birth name is Vincent Sparacino, from Italian-American ancestry. The book is dedicated to Harvard University Professor of Psychiatry John Mack, whom the author knew well and whose original foreword is re-printed following a short `Prologue' penned by Linda Howe. Sparks' fundamental perspective, of his encounters being `transformative' and of our visitors - from wherever they may originate - having overriding concern for our despoiled planetary ecology, is right up Mack's alley and in keeping with his general stance on the abduction issue.\n\nSparks is a refreshingly good writer: straightforward, literate and engaging with a disarming sense of humor often in evidence. The chapters are short, and follow a first-person chronological narrative in episodic story format initially covering the author's pre-awareness history, hot-and-cold marriage relationship and professional life as a moderately successful entrepreneurial real estate broker prior to the `experiences' beginning to intrude into his consciousness. The reader is then treated to around 130 pages describing regular night-time abductions through his living room window, daytime UFO sightings and the notorious `forced learning' scenarios Sparks claims he was put through by the aliens, being compelled to learn the `alien symbol' alphabet whilst putting up constant resistance to his captors. We learn that Sparks' wife was also an abductee, but simply refused to discuss the issue or engage with it in any way. Eventually he comes around to the abductors' point of view and starts to co-operate, and from then on, the tone changes.\n\nSparks was quite open about his experiences, and sought help and understanding from all the usual sources abductees turn to: family, friends, professional psychiatry, the Church and the rest. On p64 he summarises the result:\n\n\"...professionals wanted me to take prescription drugs and talk about my mother, while religious therapists wanted to throw holy water on me and pray that my demons would be cast out\"\n\n- pretty standard stuff which any abductee who `comes out' is forced to endure.\n\nSparks is unusual (but definitely not unique) in that he claims extensive conscious recall as the abductors seem either to have had limited success in blocking his memories, or chose not to: for this reason he has never undergone, nor sought out, hypnosis to aid memory recovery as in his case it was simply not needed.\n\nAs the narrative gets into its stride, particularly in the last 80 pages or so, we start to enter controversial territory: to be blunt, the author becomes less and less credible and this is where he loses many readers. Here's a real corker from p176:\n\n\"In my opinion (gained from experience), our government is involved in interdimensional human transport. We learned this technology from our alien friends. This technology allows aliens, as well as humans, the luxury of working in more than one dimension at a time.\"\n\nSome of his observations, however, are interesting and thoughtful: for example, that the small grey aliens use a `wand device' (also reported independently by many others) to immobilize abductees and cause a variety of other effects in them. Sparks makes a convincing argument that, with centuries-long involvement with the human race, this might be the origin of the `magic wand' idea, associated with wizardry and sorcery, the `little people' and other non-human entities from folklore:\n\n\"Aliens seen walking through walls or floating in thin air...ships seen appearing and disappearing. It's not magic, demons or angels. It's just advanced technology\" (p181)\n\nSparks also has an interesting and quite convincing idea about a `residual signature' carried by people post-abduction due to their close exposure to alien technology. This might be detectable with appropriate instrumentation and, if so, account for the notorious `black helicopters' showing up over the houses of many abductees as well as explaining the oft-reported feeling they have of \"being irradiated\".\n\nNow, to the \"problematic\" part. The problems most people have with Sparks might be summarized as follows:\n\n1. Extensive forced learning of alien alphabets and symbols seem to be confined just to him; this is not something reported by other abductees, many of whom certainly do report seeing symbols redolent of a runic script, but are not \"forced to learn\" them. What are we to make of this? Communication is always reported as telepathic anyway, so why bother? Sparks does not confront this issue\n\n2. His `mission' turns out to be the same old new-agey mish-mash about the dangers of environmental degradation to the planet caused by our species: that we need to shape up and change. Well, Amen to that. Millions of concerned citizens (especially in the western world) have been singing this song since at least the 1960s. Sparks claims that, as a real-estate developer up until the 1980s he had no interest in environmental issues or at least, no more than the average person; so why do these visitors choose a modest real-estate broker from Florida in which to invest so much time and effort, to fill him with the same hardly original environmentalist message? Sparks speaks to a tiny audience on the UFO-conference circuit, is ignored by the influential global media and at the end of the day can't have any real effect on anything. If they want to stop environmental degradation of this planet, why don't they abduct world political leaders or popular opinion leaders for starters? Are they really that dumb? (This question is not meant to be rhetorical - maybe they are, in fact, really that dumb.)\n\n3. There's a lot of stuff in later chapters about Sparks getting visited by \"time-travelling tourists\" and other beings from the future, and claiming various kinds of divine knowledge. One is unfortunately reminded of the messiah-complex rantings of David Icke (though where Icke goes off the rails with his simplistic, poorly researched claims and misunderstanding of history, it needs to be said that Sparks is a much better writer and mostly `sticks to the knitting')\n\n4. Sparks makes no convincing evidence-based case that `the government' has advanced technologies like teleportation and inter-dimensional time travel; the text starts to read like the tedious, convenience-packaged conspiracy theories promoted by people like Jim Marrs and John Lear, so is it any wonder Sparks is discounted as a hoaxer by so many serious and smart people?\n\nDespite these misgivings, `The Keepers' is well-written and may be worth your time. It's a pity the author's more controversial claims - like being abducted to meet with a group of large-stature reptilian aliens in a disused fun-park who seem to be card-carrying members of 'Greenpeace' and basically tell him \"We've tried world leaders and governments, Jim, with no result: so now it's all up to you to save this planet\" - are genuinely hilarious at face value and seem to reveal a personal ego of alarming dimension. However, Sparks has had an impact on the discourse about the abduction phenomenon since the late 1990s. He is, in some small ways, important to know about and understand. His seeking a public profile as a conference speaker and radio interviewee with his \"message for the human race\" (quoted verbatim from the book's cover) from our space brothers is more in the George Adamski/Truman Bethurum/Billy Meier `contactee' tradition and the antithesis of the thousands of traumatised abductees, who normally want absolute anonymity guaranteed if they even dare to seek out anyone to help them come to terms with their abductions, and are pathologically adverse to any public exposure.\n\nSo, read `The Keepers' if you haven't already. At the end of the day, you make up your own mind about all this - right?","Product: Dr. Karla Turner focused on the psychology and ethics of those alleging that they had been abducted, visited, probed and tormented by extraterrestrial beings. As a former college instructor who held a doctorate in Old English Studies as well as a B.A. and M.A. earned in both America and England respectively; Turner gave her heart and soul to help those trying to make sense of the things that didn't make sense. Dr Turner lost her battle to breast cancer in 1996 but her legacy to the paranormal field is all but not forgotten.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: `Into the Fringe' 2014 edition: a welcome re-issue Karla Turner's first book\n\nReview: Dr. Karla (also known as `Kandy') Turner was a professional academic (an English PhD) and educator who lived in Arizona and died of cancer on 10 January 1996 at the tragically young age of 48. For several years before her death, she worked to publicise the reality of the alien abduction phenomenon to academia and to a wider public audience. She was a popular and respected public speaker on the subject - you can find videos of her lectures on the web - and between 1992 and 1996 published three books about how this intrusive phenomenon had affected her family.\n\n`Into the Fringe', published in 1992, was her first book and chronicles the process whereby she and her family became aware that abduction by alien entities was the likely origin of all the strange events which had been happening to them. These included multiple close-proximity sightings of UFOs, episodes of missing time (some of several hours' duration), night-time visitations, odd and often dramatic patterns of body scarring and various poltergeist-type activity experienced by different members of the family, especially by her husband Casey and son David. It's essentially a narrative written in the first person about the journey from puzzlement and ignorance to some understanding of what might be happening and their eventual reluctant acknowledgement that the abduction phenomenon, reported in such consistent detail by so many other people, was the only explanation to fit the data and that in their case the fit was an exact one.\n\nITF details how Turner sought help from Barbara Bartholic, Oklahoma-based long-time UFO investigator and colleague of Jacques Vallee, to help understand the phenomenon in more depth. Bartholic used some hypnosis to aid memory recovery and both Karla and Casey had several such sessions with her.\n\nOne of the author's most controversial claims was that the US Government, or elements within the Government, were actively interested in the phenomenon and occasionally abducted known alien-abductees in order to glean information from them, using drugs to control them and wipe their memories. She provides some detail, in the final chapters, of how they became convinced that these so-called `MIL-ABS' are, or rather were in the 1990s, a reality. The book also describes interactions with some human-looking entities (`hybrids?) and how abductees have recognised each other in the `everyday' world. The author did not believe these alien intrusions to be in any way benign, and was definitely not any kind of `New-Ager.'\n\nThe 2014 edition:\n\nSince the turn of the millennium, all three of Karla Turner's books have been in great demand on the second-hand book market and almost impossible to find except with high price tags. Finding even a `fair' paperback copy of ITF or `Taken' for less than US$50 has been almost impossible, with `fine' or `like new' copies demanding upwards of US$200.\n\nFollowing last year's welcome re-issue of `Taken', this new 2014 edition of ITF from Wordmean Publishing is welcome not only in making this great work once again affordable for the average reader but in correcting the typos and grammatical errors in the original text, restoring this classic to its rightful place among the great works of the genre. Cask J. Thomson deserves the credit of initiating this project, with the active participation of Karla's widower Elton editing the text.\n\nThis 2014 edition of ITF has 13 untitled chapters running to 222 pages (a slightly lower page count than the 1992 original) including a short epilogue. There is no bibliography and no index.\n\nAs in the 2013 edition of `Taken' Elton introduces the book with this paragraph:\n\n\"For the sake of clarification Karla Turner passed away after a long struggle with breast cancer and underwent breast removal surgery and chemotherapy. Despite the common misconceptions it is unlikely that she was targeted by an individual, group or organization attempting to silence her.\"\n\nIt's a pity that Elton and the publishers felt the need to include this caution at the beginning of the 2014 edition, but evidently the antics of conspiracy theorists over the past 18 years have made it necessary.\n\nThe new edition is in paperback only; it looks like we'll never see a hardcover edition of this classic.\n\nQuestion for the publishers: are we going to see a re-issue of `Masquerade of Angels'? During my correspondence with Ted Rice earlier this year, he informed me he has twice the amount of material still unpublished as featured in Turner's original book. How about an edition containing more details of Ted's story?","Product: The first book that started the friendship between Leslie and Adamski. Divided in 2 parts, the first, longer chapter is about Leslie's research into ancient Indian traditions: translating such texts, he finds space ships and Star Wars-like technologies all ove themr. Part two, is Adamski's tale of his first contact with extrterrestrials in 1952.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: George Adamski: contactee, messiah or charlatan?\n\nReview: What are we to make of George Adamski? An early contactee in the 1950s who gained international fame/notoriety (depending on your point of view) for his alleged contact with benign, beautiful blond-haired extraterrestrials from other planets in our solar system, he died in 1965 and is generally seen in retrospect as a fraud and a charlatan. Certainly, all the signs of a flying saucer cult leader were present: claimed exclusive access to space-brother ETs bearing a message of peace and love for humanity whilst producing no evidence to support his claims except intriguing monochrome photographs of exotic aerial vehicles (more on this later).\n\nPublished in 1953, \"Flying Saucers have Landed\" is in two parts, one written by each of the co-authors. Book One written by Desmond Leslie - a British aristocrat, ex-RAF Spitfire pilot and cousin of Winston Churchill - takes up 170 pages. It's a sober and reasonably informed examination of the flying saucer phenomenon throughout world history, a run-through of the other planets in the solar system as understood in 1953 (it was assumed the visitors must come from nearby, as the prevailing understanding of physics at the time forbade an interstellar origin to be even considered) and claims that ETs had connections to The Great Pyramid etc. This essay establishes a mostly credible scientific paradigm into which Adamski's space brothers are then inserted.\n\nBook Two, written by Adamski, is much shorter at 54 pages. He describes his repeated photography of exotic space ships mostly through his reflector telescope at Mount Palomar in California, leading up to a pre-arranged meeting in the nearby desert with one of the supposed space-brother extraterrestrials who arrived and departed in his flying saucer. He was supported by three other witnesses who swore affidavits before a lawyer that they watched this event from a distance. This reported encounter was the first of many subsequent episodes in which Adamski claimed he was taken for excursions as a guest in one of the aliens' flying saucers, eventually attended an interplanetary meeting on the planet Saturn as a representative of the human race, and had a secret audience with the Pope - and so it goes on. Delusional? Fraudulent? - maybe. Far-fetched? - you bet. Evidence? - tenuous.\n\nThe whole Adamski saga has much in common with other \"contactees\" from the period, including Howard Menger and Truman Bethurum. It seems to have been predominantly a phenomenon of the time, confined to a small number of publicity-seeking showmen and their cult-like followers - though Billy Meier is an obvious more recent example of the syndrome, in all essentials indistinguishable from 1950s contactees. The conatctees have not had the 50-year persistence or global reach of the reported abduction phenomenon, where something real and persistent does seem to be going on with large numbers of people worldwide and where credible academics have studied the subject and become convinced of its veracity.\n\nHowever, the intriguing thing about George Adamski is that his photos of \"scout ships\" with their distinctive three-pod saucer design, together with the cigar-shaped \"mother ships\" covered in lights, seem to be genuine. Over the years 14 different professional image analysts have stated on the record that they are either large airborne objects, or else life-size (in other words, enormous) mock-ups very skilfully manufactured and photographed in the air. Adamski's distinctive \"scout craft\" have been claimed by debunkers to be variously the roof of a chicken brooder, the lid of an ice cream machine or a lamp shade. It now seems the images were of none of these things. In 1950, Adamski offered US$2000 to anyone who could prove his photos were faked: no takers, no claimants for the US$2000. This precise shape and design of UFO has been photographed around the world many times over the decades by other witnesses and the images, when professionally analysed, are usually pronounced to be of real airborne objects of substantial size. The researcher/writer Timothy Good is one of many who have had Adamski's photographs professionally image-analysed and concluded they are of large, airborne objects and not fakes. Adamski also made public a convincing 16mm film of the \"saucers\" in flight. Moreover, Adamski had the close confidence of many high-level international figures including European royalty, and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. So we have an enigma, don't we?\n\nDue to the controversy surrounding Adamski and this book's quite thin content, it deserves only two stars - two rather than one because of Adamski's consistency and the fact he was never proved beyond all doubt to be a charlatan. He may have been a fraud, but we need to explain those troublesome and apparently authentic photographs and cine-film of the \"space ships\"...","Product: Hardcover copy in good condition. Ex-library copy. Jacket spine and back cover present; front of cover missing./lh\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Crash Retrieval in Aztec NM in 1948?\n\nReview: This historically interesting book caused a stir on its publication in 1950. Frank Scully was a successful journalist with a national profile who claimed he had information that a dome-shaped craft of non-human origin had crashed in Aztec NM in 1948, been recovered by the military and the whole incident hushed-up by the Truman administration. He also claimed a number of dead bodies of small, humanoid aliens were recovered from the crash. The interesting thing is that in 1950, no details of the 1947 Roswell crash recovery had leaked into the public domain and with the exception of Donald Keyhoe mentioning widespread Air Force mess-hall rumours of a saucer crash-recovery event in NM in his second book, the idea did not enter the mainstream until researchers began to uncover multiple retrospective witness testimonies in the 1980s. So in 1950 Scully's public claims were revolutionary and led to sales of 62,000 copies in several printings, an enormous number at that time, leading to Scully becoming a minor national celebrity.\n\nThe text is prefaced by an introduction by the author who describes the encroaching \"National Security\" apparatus into the lives of ordinary citizens in 1950: highly prescient and absolutely relevant to the 21st century.\n\nScully describes an intriguing incident involving a mysterious \"scientist\" reported as giving a lecture to students at the University of Colorado talking about UFOs, advanced physics and crash recoveries. He then details contemporary sightings and encounters and speculates about interplanetary travel, describes and illustrates the current aerospace industry's attempts to design disk-shaped craft which would fly (a project designed to discredit encounters with non-human-origin UFOs by alleging confusion with more prosaic aircraft), discusses Einstein and the Unified Field Theory and lists 20 questions about the management of the UFO phenomenon which he put to \"Pentagon desk generals\" - not one of which was answered. The episode describing the NM crash recovery is scant on detail, but as it was reported to Scully second-hand he simply gives the facts as he heard them and does not enter into extensive speculation about the case.\n\nOn the specific subject of the alleged 1948 Aztec NM crash-recovery, controversy surrounds Scully's main informants Leo GeBauer and Silas Newton. These guys were financial players, oil investors and speculators who had business dealings in all the Four Corners states. Following the publication of Scully's book in 1950, the FBI went after GeBauer and Newton and started a campaign to discredit them ending with their conviction in a court in Denver when they were ordered to pay back US$18,000 to an \"investor\", Herman Flader. However, no other investors dealing with GeBauer or Newton ever had any complaints and all refused to testify against them, and the tenacious defamation campaign mounted by the FBI failed to make anything else stick. The Flader conviction did its job, however, and mud had stuck on Scully's expose of the Aztec crash: the book went out of print and the story slowly faded from memory.\n\nDespite - or perhaps because of - the controversy surrounding Scully's book and the FBI's persistent and ruthless campaign to discredit him and his informants, this is an important book historically. It was one of the first ever to address the UFO issue in print, pre-dating Donald Keyhoe's \"The Flying Saucers are Real!\" by several months, and the first ever book to discuss or even refer to credible reports of crashed and recovered alien technology.\n\nAn updated 2008 \"Conspiracy Journal\" reprint of the book containing interviews with researchers Nick Redfern, Stan Friedman et al is available, and informative about the story. The crash retrieval was reportedly at Aztec in 1948: a second and different crash from that on Brazel's ranch north of Roswell the year before. The overall assessment is that Something Happened out there in the NM desert which cannot be dismissed as a hoax, and the story at core is probably true.\n\nYou can still find this original 1950 hardcover book, and as so many were printed and are still in circulation the prices tend to be quite low. It's worth getting a good copy, if you can find one.","Product: D. E. Tarver holds black belts ranging from 2nd to 7th degree in seven different styles of Japanese and Filipino martial arts. He has taught martial arts and strategy for twenty years. Since his honorable discharge from the Marines, he has spent time in Japan and the United States.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Musashi's short but timeless poetic classic\n\nReview: Musashi's work focuses on practicing the `martial arts' - particularly swordsmanship - not from the perspective of learning technique but from internal spiritual development; the ascendancy of `mind' to which all technique must ultimately become subservient.\n\nD. E. Tarver, who writes the introduction and notes to this edition, is a martial arts practitioner of long experience.\n\nThe `five rings' are in fact five chapters themed:\n\n1. Earth (the South)\n\n2. Water (the East)\n\n3. Fire (the West)\n\n4. Wind (the North)\n\n5. Emptiness (the Center: all action and response is most effective when preceded by emptiness - i.e. no internal noise, no preconceptions; `this must be learned')\n\nEach themed chapter incorporates short paragraphs explaining a specific aspect of how to win a contest or fight. For example, in the `Fire' ring, on `Imposing Fear:'\n\n\"...the heart of fear is in the unexpected...you do not frighten your opponents with what is right before their eyes. People may be frightened by voices...or by making the small seem large...something coming suddenly from the side also induces fear. You can frighten an opponent with your body, with your sword or with your voice. It is essential to do this suddenly, when your opponent is not expecting it. Take advantage of his fear and gain the victory immediately.\"\n\nMusashi was allegedly self-taught, and learned everything through his own experience, introspection and native intelligence. The `Book of Five Rings' is not meant to be some kind of bible, but continuously exhorts the reader to \"investigate this thoroughly\" and do his own work, taking Musashi's guidelines as a starting point to guard against fatal errors.\n\nThe power of Musashi's work is in its conciseness and its completeness. He is reported to have written this text in his final two years, around age 60, to summarise and condense the essence of a lifetime of success in the martial arts. It was considered vital in that age for a respected Samurai to be not just an accomplished fighter but a poet, artist, ceramicist and philosopher; learned and accomplished in many things.\n\nThis edition is recommended as a fine choice.","Product: Readers familiar with the original book will find no less intriguing. Well-executed drawings done by Betty Andreasson Luca herself help to express her emotions and recollections about all of this whatever its meaning.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Backwards and forwards in time, the Andreasson Investigation deepens\n\nReview: Ray Fowler's second book in the series analyzing the long and complex case of Betty Andreasson-Luca and her family was originally published in 1982, the same year as Budd Hopkins' \"Missing Time\" but five years before Hopkins' landmark book \"Intruders\" with which it shares some common themes and methodology.\n\nIn many ways this second book about the Andreasson case is more interesting than the first published in 1979, with its focus on one single extended abduction event from 1967. Here in AA2 Fowler and the MUFON team, including psychologist/hypnotherapist Fred Max, explore the lifelong abduction experiences of both Betty and her second husband Bob and open out the discussion to what this phenomenon might be. Betty's determination to understand her experiences through the prism of her own Christian-religious faith sets this case apart from many others and makes it problematic for some researchers; but Fowler, a Christian convert himself, nevertheless remains open-minded and keeps admirably to the scientific method despite the high strangeness of the data.\n\nThe detailed recall Betty has of her abductions under professional hypnosis continues to mark this case out as significant. She always was an excellent hypnotic subject. A few outlandish and frankly horrific details (such as the abductors removing her eyeball to insert implants into her brain, then re-seating the eyeball again into its socket) had never been reported to researchers prior to this case, but later came up again and again in other cases. Betty's detailed artistic drawings of her abduction adventures are another aspect of this case which marks it out as unusual and interesting.\n\nIn the final chapters, Fowler tackles some of the more puzzling and enigmatic day-to-day phenomena experienced by the Lucas and frequently attendant to other abductees. Chapter 12, \"The Psychic Element in UFO Reports\", could stand on its own as a most fascinating essay: the Pentagon's expressed interest in psychic phenomena experienced by members of a military helicopter team following an encounter; poltergeist activity and temporary missing items (like keys) which inexplicably reappear in full view after hours or days are common to abductees. Fowler explores theories about these and how they fit in with CEs. Chapter 13, \"Mystery Copters and the MIB\" details Bob Luca's attempts to get answers from the FAA and the military about the black helicopters which frequently circled over their homes (in CT and later in MA) and followed their car. The copters were unmarked, matt black, and flying well below the 500ft minimum altitude stipulated by aviation law. Many of Bob's close-up photographs of these black helicopters are reproduced in the book, as is his extensive correspondence with various authorities about the issue. He was certainly persistent, but without result. The weirdest phenomenon of all has to be the MIB, reported consistently over years by witnesses, experiencers and investigators and also a factor in this case.\n\nThe book concludes with a couple of chapters speculating on what might be going on, taking in the viewpoints of skeptics (\"it's all psychological\"), proponents of the ETI hypothesis and various religious paradigms, and Betty Andreasson's own beliefs about the events. All in all, this is a fascinating and thoughtful study of an important case and contributed significantly to understanding this strange but very real phenomenon. Ray Fowler is an intelligent man, a deep thinker and a good writer, and reading his books is always time well spent.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Re-create the Cornucopia eating experience at home\n\nReview: `Cornucopia' is a famous and successful vegetarian restaurant at 19 Wicklow Street, Dublin, founded in January 1986 by Dierdre and (the now deceased) Neil McCafferty after they returned from years of working in the USA. In Boston, they gained inspiration for their idealistic vision of promoting a wholesome organic lifestyle and put it into action back in Dublin. Cornucopia is still doing well after 26 years, and we have eaten there several times.\n\n`Cornucopia at Home' is a big 450-page hardcover volume of their tried-and-tested menu dishes, and the best vegetarian/organic cookbook I have ever used. The book was written after hundreds of customers over the years asked them to write and publish it, as they enjoyed eating there so much. Eleanor Heffernan writes that the book is \"for people who like wholefood, health food and like to cook everything from scratch.\"\n\nThe book is very good for people with allergies or food intolerances, as each recipe is marked with a symbol for yeast-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, egg-free, vegan, no nuts, etc. etc. The contents divide into:\n\n* Soups\n\n* Salads\n\n* Main courses\n\n* Breads\n\n* Desserts\n\nEach recipe is clearly explained and illustrated with fabulous photography. The text is written in a down-to-earth style with good-natured humour. If you have never cooked vegetarian food before, then follow the recipe advice in this book and you can't go wrong. NB the only thing an American buyer needs to be aware of is that because Ireland is a European country, all measurements in the book are in metric units so you will need either metric scales/measuring jugs, or a conversion table.\n\nThe production quality of the book is very good and though it might not be the cheapest cook book you ever buy, it's going to be one of the best.\n\nHighly recommended without reservation.","Product: Book by Charles Hickson, William Mendez\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: The Pascagoula Incident, in exhaustive detail\n\nReview: Published in 1983 with an initial hardcover print-run of only 2,000 copies, this book is now rare. It documents the full story of the abduction of shipyard workers Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker whilst fishing on the Pascagoula River in Mississippi on the evening of 11th October 1973, by humanoid entities observed to emerge from a nearby hovering UFO; plus the follow-up investigations of the incident and what happened to the two participants in subsequent years.\n\nInitially Hickson and Parker attempted to report the encounter to nearby Keesler Air Force Base in Biloxi, only to be told that the USAF \"did not handle those things\". They then went to the office of the local Sheriff, who suspecting a prank interviewed them separately, compared their testimonies and then (on the pretext of \"going to get some coffee\") left a hidden tape recorder running in the room where the two witnesses were left unaccompanied, and finally became convinced they were telling the truth. Astronomer J. Allen Hynek immediately flew down to Pascagoula to interview the pair, pronounced the case to be \"absolutely genuine\": the case became national news and received widespread media coverage. Due to the unassailable character of the co-witnesses, their unshakeable testimonies and the evidence which only became stronger the more deeply it was investigated, this came to be seen as one of the classic cases of multi-witness alien abduction whose veracity has never been seriously challenged.\n\nThe book is co-authored by investigator William Mendez and Charles Hickson, the older of the two witnesses, covers the development of the relationship of trust between the co-authors and all the details of the story as it unfolded. Mendez's narrative holds the fabric of the story together, and Hickson contributes detail-vignettes about the 11/10/1973 incident and some subsequent experiences, on one occasion witnessed by several people in a car. Both Hickson and Parker voluntarily submitted to polygraph testing and to some hypnotic regression sessions led by professional hypnotherapist John Kraus in an attempt to aid memory-detail recovery. One interesting detail is that both witnesses were very concerned they might have been subjected to harmful radiation; testing was done at Keesler USAF base where they were given the all-clear. Interviewed by intelligence officers at Keesler, Hickson and Parker reported \"they believed our story, but Washington said, `Hands off'\" (p18).\n\nA lot of ground is covered by Mendez who, mindful of the intended audience for the book, goes over the Hill and Villas Boas cases plus other high-profile sighting cases from Mississippi in 1973-74, discourses on the probabilities of intelligent life elsewhere in the galaxy, and spends a chapter deconstructing all the anticipated debunkers' arguments one at a time. Many of the recorded interviews and hypnosis sessions with the witnesses are transcribed verbatim, making up as much as 25% of the total page-count. B&W illustrations and photographs are inserted into the text, magazine-style, some images taking a full page.\n\nThe precise morphology of the entities reported by both Hickson and Parker has been rarely reported elsewhere; they did not correspond with the commonly-reported spindly grey alien type with bulbous heads and large, dark almond-shaped eyes. Hickson thought they might have been robots rather than living sentient entities, but at the end of the day this is just speculation.\n\nThe book will tell you everything you need to know about the Pascagoula case, including details not commonly reported in printed summaries. To the serious student of the phenomenon however, much of the `padding' in the text is superfluous, as it's designed as background supporting evidence for the casual reader unfamiliar with the literature.\n\nThe book concludes with 50x pages of appendices. These detail a meeting with Betty Hill; present a selection of the hundreds of letters of support received by Hickson and Parker from members of the public; document the exhaustive psychological testing of the two witnesses and subsequent medical reports, and include a further section addressing the objections of detractors and debunkers.\n\n`UFO Contact at Pascagoula' was published by Wendelle Stevens in Tuscon AZ; professionally proof-read, it's a literate and typo-free reading experience. Prices are likely to remain high due to rarity and if you can get hold of a good copy, it'll likely be a good investment.","Product: About The Author: Yvonne Smith is also the author of CHOSEN: Recollections of UFO Abductions Through Hypnotherapy (currently being revised). She has been in practice since 1991, founding CERO (Close Encounters Resource Organization) in 1992, an abductee support group that continues to conduct monthly meetings. In the last 24 years, Smith has lectured at national and international conferences, various universities, and co-lectured on tour with the late, John Mack M.D., the late abduction research pioneer, Budd Hopkins and David Jacobs, PhD. Her many television guest appearances have included The Montel Williams Show, History Channel, MSNBC, Discovery Channel, Encounters, Sightings, and frequent guest appearances on Coast to Coast. In January 2013, Smith launched CERO International, which features keynote speakers and is focused to educate the general public on the realities of human-alien interaction. She resides in Southern California with her family. Further information is available at cerointernational.com\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Coronado Island 1994: President Clinton, the Secret Service and mass alien abductions\n\nReview: Yvonne Smith is a skilled & qualified hypnotherapist (C.Ht) practicing in southern California. In the 1980s when working to uncover the cause of PTSD, buried narratives of alien abduction experiences started to emerge from many of her patients under hypnosis. Not only did these traumas explain the source of the PTSD symptoms, but exploration of the issue usually resolved the symptoms. So from a position of initial skepticism, Smith gradually moved over to specialising in the abduction issue and in 1991 founded the Close Encounter Resource Organization (CERO).\n\nIn 1994, 200 members of CERO met for a conference at the upmarket Hotel Del Coronado on Coronado Island in San Diego, CA. Almost all the conference attendees were serial abductees and were abducted at some time during the event. This case is interesting because of two factors:\n\n1. The number of abductions experienced and witnessed by the delegates in one weekend was very large, and attended by the usual high strangeness paranormal events including close-up UFO sightings\n\n2. Then-President Bill Clinton and several senior government figures, together with large numbers of Secret Service personnel, were also staying at the Hotel Del Coronado that weekend while these events were happening\n\nThis 2014 book is the result of a long & detailed investigation into this remarkable incident. Yvonne has done some thorough research into this case, and documented the experiences of all attendees and witnesses she could trace. Most of the attending abductees have been regressed to assist in memory recovery, and most of the transcripts (as in Smiths first book on this phenomenon Chosen) are reproduced verbatim.\n\nThe result is something of a mixed bag, with the more detailed accounts like those of Dawn in Chapter 9, who vividly recalls being introduced to her hybrid children during her abduction making for fascinating reading. The author fills in the background of all these abductees for the reader; some have consented to be photographed and have their own names used, others remain anonymous and have no wish for public exposure. There is a chapter on the two brothers whose story featured in Chosen detailing their surgically-removed implants and later experiences. Photos are included of some of these surgical procedures, and of the scoop-mark scars commonly found on abductees.\n\nCoronado runs to 410 pages and is quite a tome. Some readers may feel the text might have benefitted from editing to prune some of the more prolix personal abductee-histories to make a more concise story. However, the whole case is certainly fascinating and deserves to be more widely known, taking its place alongside more iconic and enduring multiple witness cases like the Hill case, Pascagoula, the Allagash abduction incident and so on, for in none of these cases were so many people simultaneously abducted. Debunkers, as usual, will no doubt claim the evidence is all anecdotal and dismiss it with their current explanation-du-jour (sleep paralysis, hypnagogic states or the 50-or-so other explanations unconvincingly trotted out, none of which remotely fit the evidence).\n\nThe book is well written but a small handful of typos have escaped the editing process, quite acceptable in a self-published book of this length. Despite these minor criticisms of style and editing, Yvonne has done a good job here. She is an honest researcher who persistently champions the use of regressive hypnosis to uncover the memories blocked by the abductors, and deserves wide recognition and commendation. Its interesting that she uncovers exactly the same narratives from her 200+ abductees as other diligent researchers of this phenomenon such as David Jacobs, Kathy Marden, Jed Turnbull, John Carpenter, and the late Budd Hopkins, John Mack, Karla Turner and Barbara Bartholic.\n\nWhat we don't find reported in the book is what the Clintons thought about all this going on around them during their time at Coronado, or whether they are even now aware of these events from 1994. Some abductee testimony in the book reports seeing the President and two Secret Service men aboard a craft during their abduction, but such anecdotal accounts will always be difficult to corroborate. Now that would make for an interesting story!","Product: hardcover first edition. dust jacket is present- worn, torn, flaps are taped together, faded, chipped, yellowing, with some chunks missing. book itself has well read binding-many pages creased to spine, markings or creasing-heavy underlining and notes in margins throughout, limited chipping or tearing to edges.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: UFO Conspiracy openly acknowledged for the first time\n\nReview: This, Donald Keyhoe's third book on the UFO issue, was published in 1955 with a major reprint in 1957 when he had retired from the Marine Corps and NICAP had just been formed, though Keyhoe was not yet formally involved in this civilian organization. It is read less often than the first two books or his fifth, the classic \"Aliens from Space\". However this one is as interesting as the rest and gives good insight into how the UFO issue was managed at every level in Washington DC in the late 1950s.\n\nAs usual, the author's informal and colloquial writing style makes for easy reading. What modern researchers refer to as the \"cover-up\" Keyhoe here documents as \"The Silence Group\": the early incarnation of the information embargo initiated from the highest level of government and managed by a powerful faction of the Air Force inside The Pentagon, whose job was to conceal, discredit and debunk high-profile UFO reports and prevent them reaching the mainstream media.\n\nKeyhoe still had multiple \"warm\" contacts in The Pentagon and received a great deal of information on sightings and encounters from his former colleagues in the military. Some of the early UFO-military encounters documented here were quite remarkable, and it seems the ETH was by this time universally accepted in private by virtually all the US military but kept from the public domain as much as possible.\n\nAt 236 pages plus appendices, it's a good weekend read. Pick up a good original hardcover copy if you can.","Product: CONTENTS: Encounter above the Atlantic; the Killian Case; Round One; The Hoax; The Captain Ruppelt Record; The Inquiry Begins; Frame-up; November Crisis; Checkmate; From a Nearby World; the Armstrong Theater Battle; The Airliner Chase; Abandon That Course!; The New Search; Signals from Space; The Lost Civilization; Riddle at Lackland Field; The Warnings; Tug-of-War; The Hidden Reports; The Key; epilogue.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A View from NICAP's Golden Age\n\nReview: \"Flying Saucers: Top Secret,\" published in 1960, was Donald Keyhoe's fourth book on the UFO phenomenon and the first one written whilst he was in post as full-time Director of the National Investigations Committee on Aerial Phenomena, founded in 1957.\n\nLike Keyhoe's third book, \"The Flying Saucer Conspiracy,\" this excellent work is less often read than either the first two (which are both in modern reprint) or \"Aliens from Space,\" his fifth and final book published in 1973 and a recognised classic.\n\nThe book offers good insight into the early work at NICAP and how relationships were built with national print and TV media, and with government and military bodies in Washington DC, during this period. The membership of NICAP during the early 1960s exceeded 15,000 (no other civilian UFO organization has come close in membership numbers in recent times) and Keyhoe lobbied for Congressional hearings on the UFO issue. The sighting and UFO-military encounter reports continue to pile up, and some are truly eye-popping.\n\nFor the student of the UFO issue, this book is full of interesting gems. A chapter is devoted to the early work of Ed Ruppelt in joining Keyhoe to lobby for open hearings. In Chapter 16 titled \"The Lost Civilization\", the extraordinary Piri Reis map is described and its implications for a different interpretation of human history explored.\n\nChapter 11 in the book details the infamous live CBS Television broadcast on 22 January 1958, when Keyhoe was interviewed on \"Armstrong Circle Theatre\" to discuss UFOs and was openly censored on live television in front of an audience of millions. Keyhoe claimed a U.S. Congressional committee was evaluating evidence that \"will absolutely prove that the UFOs are machines under intelligent control\". CBS simply shut off the mike during the live broadcast! CBS's Director of Editing Herbert Carlborg later claimed the censorship had been imposed for \"Reasons of National Security.\"\n\nAs with Keyhoe's other books, the writing style is racy and colloquial, with real-time conversations reported verbatim and the narrative unfolding in story-fashion as the reader is taken on a journey with the author. Richard Dolan (and others) believes Donald Keyhoe to be \"The greatest UFO researcher, ever\". It's hard to dissent from this view.\n\nAt 283 pages, the book is slightly longer than Keyhoe's previous works but still manageable. It ends with a short epilogue by Keyhoe wherein he pleads that if the reader believes UFO censorship to be wrong, he should urge his congressman to insist on public hearings. Get hold of a good hardcover copy if you can find one.","Product: \"Here is the thrilling, behind the-scenes account of the Air force's struggle with the flying saucer scare. Major Keyhoe explains with rare forcefulness exactly why the public has never been told the truth about unidentified flying objects\" 276 pages\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Keyhoe and UFOs - the original and the best\n\nReview: This was Major Donald Keyhoe's second book on the subject of UFOs, published in 1953, and the last to be written whilst he was still a serving officer in the US military with an office inside The Pentagon.\n\nThe racy and colloquial style of writing makes for easy reading, tempered by the hard-hitting content of what Keyhoe increasingly saw as a cover-up of good UFO evidence by the USAF. In this book, the battle lines between Keyhoe in his later role as chairman of NICAP and the agencies of the US Government over the UFO disclosure issue start to be drawn. Conversations about the subject between senior USAF officers witnessed by Keyhoe are quoted verbatim and at length.\n\nAgain the book is a treasure-trove of detailed, documented encounters between Air Force pilots and UFOs, and there is a welcome international dimension. Interestingly, USAF intelligence seriously considered in 1950 that the UFOs might be Russian in origin, but also that they might in fact be secret British technology not at the time shared with the Americans! Astounding, but true. It became increasingly evident that the ETH was not encouraged in public so as not to seed panic in the population.\n\nThere are rumors reported in the book that a crashed UFO in New Mexico, with alien bodies recovered, had been covered up by the USAF at the behest of the government. Keyhoe reports hearting this in Air Force mess halls around the country - before 1953. The Roswell story was known about long before the 1980s, but was covered up so successfully as to be virtually forgotten.\nThere is speculation about deep space travel, far-sighted given that the author was writing almost a decade before Gagarin made the first manned flight into space in April 1961 and many believed space flight to be impossible. Also the book contains some philosophical musings about the implications for religions and traditional notions of God of contact with another civilization from outside the Earth. In the wake of the 1952 \"flyover\" of Washington DC, the ETH was pretty much universally accepted by almost everyone in the US military. That this conviction was subsequently covered up and muddied in the public mind was a remarkable feat of media management probably unequalled in history.\n\nAlthough the author's second book did not have quite the startling impact of the first it still contains good information and insights and should be on the bookshelf of anyone seriously interested in this subject. Keyhoe was a hero of \"Disclosure.\"\nAt 245 pages plus some good appendices you can easily read \"Flying Saucers from Outer Space\" in a weekend, or even a quiet Sunday.","Product: \"Here is the thrilling, behind the-scenes account of the Air force's struggle with the flying saucer scare. Major Keyhoe explains with rare forcefulness exactly why the public has never been told the truth about unidentified flying objects\" 276 pages\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Donald Keyhoe: a hero for \"Disclosure\"\n\nReview: This was Major Donald Keyhoe's second book on the subject of UFOs, published in 1953, and the last to be written whilst he was still a serving officer in the US military with an office inside The Pentagon.\n\nThe racy and colloquial style of writing makes for easy reading, tempered by the hard-hitting content of what Keyhoe increasingly saw as a cover-up of good UFO evidence by the USAF. In this book, the battle lines between Keyhoe in his later role as chairman of NICAP and the agencies of the US Government over the UFO disclosure issue start to be drawn. Conversations about the subject between senior USAF officers witnessed by Keyhoe are quoted verbatim and at length.\n\nAgain the book is a treasure-trove of detailed, documented encounters between Air Force pilots and UFOs, and there is a welcome international dimension. Interestingly, USAF intelligence seriously considered in 1950 that the UFOs might be Russian in origin, but also that they might in fact be secret British technology not at the time shared with the Americans! Astounding, but true. It became increasingly evident that the ETH was not encouraged in public so as not to seed panic in the population.\n\nThere are rumors reported in the book that a crashed UFO in New Mexico, with alien bodies recovered, had been covered up by the USAF at the behest of the government. Keyhoe reports hearing this in Air Force mess halls around the country - before 1953. The Roswell story was known about long before the 1980s, but was covered up so successfully as to be virtually forgotten.\n\nThere is speculation about deep space travel, far-sighted given that the author was writing almost a decade before Gagarin made the first manned flight into space in April 1961 and many believed space flight to be impossible. Also the book contains some philosophical musings about the implications for religions and traditional notions of God of contact with another civilization from outside the Earth. In the wake of the 1952 flyover of Washington DC, the ETH was pretty much universally accepted by almost everyone in the US military. That this conviction was subsequently covered up and muddied in the public mind was a remarkable feat of media management probably unequalled in history.\n\nAlthough the author's second book did not have quite the startling impact of the first it still contains good information and insights and should be on the bookshelf of anyone seriously interested in this subject. Keyhoe was a hero of \"Disclosure.\"\n\nAt 245 pages plus some good appendices you can easily read \"Flying Saucers from Outer Space\" in a weekend, or even a quiet Sunday.","Product: \"Here is the thrilling, behind the-scenes account of the Air force's struggle with the flying saucer scare. Major Keyhoe explains with rare forcefulness exactly why the public has never been told the truth about unidentified flying objects\" 276 pages\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Donald Keyhoe: a hero of \"disclosure\" about the ET issue\n\nReview: This was Major Donald Keyhoe's second book on the subject of UFOs, published in 1953, and the last to be written whilst he was still a serving officer in the US military with an office inside The Pentagon.\n\nThe racy and colloquial style of writing makes for easy reading, tempered by the hard-hitting content of what Keyhoe increasingly saw as a cover-up of good UFO evidence by the USAF. In this book, the battle lines between Keyhoe in his later role as chairman of NICAP and the agencies of the US Government over the UFO disclosure issue start to be drawn.\n\nAgain the book is a treasure-trove of detailed, documented encounters between Air Force pilots and UFOs, and there is a welcome international dimension. Interestingly, USAF intelligence seriously considered that the UFOs might be Russian in origin, but also that they might in fact be secret British technology not at the time shared with the Americans! Astounding, but true. It became increasingly evident that the ETH was not encouraged in public so as not to seed panic in the population.\n\nThere are rumors reported in the book that a crashed UFO in New Mexico, with alien bodies recovered, had been covered up by the USAF at the behest of the government. Keyhoe reports hearing this in Air Force mess halls around the country - before 1953. The Roswell story was known about long before the 1980s, but was covered up so successfully as to be virtually forgotten.\n\nAlthough the author's second book did not have quite the startling impact of the first it still contains good information and insights and should be on the bookshelf of anyone seriously interested in this subject. Keyhoe was a hero of \"Disclosure.\""],"string":"[\n \"Product: Made from 80% copper, 20% zinc wire wrapped around hex shaped tin plated high carbon steel core wire. The most popular acoustic guitar strings provide a crisp, ringing sound with pleasing overtones. Rock & Blues set contains a plain G-string. Gauges .010, .013, .017, .030, .042, .052. Part number 2008.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great strings for acoustic guitars, and good value\\n\\nReview: This review is of Ernie Balls extra-light Earthwood 80/20 set of six strings for an acoustic guitar. The gauges are: 10, 14, 20, 28, 40, 50; the G (gauge 20) is braided bronze like the D, A & bottom E.\\n\\nI use these strings on two guitars: a 1984 Yamaha Jumbo 6-string and a 2006 Ovation Applause Elite, which is the instrument I play most of the time.\\n\\nThese strings have a crisp, bright sound especially for the first few weeks, after which they settle down and sound warmer. I find the 10-gauge for top-E and 14-gauge for the B to be near-ideal for playability, and with the four bronze strings they deliver a rich, fulsome chord sound.\\n\\nThe sealed packaging is a great idea and ensures you don't need to worry about corrosion during storage if you're in a damp climate. At this price, these strings are a steal.\",\n \"Product: **Optimal For Detuning** Ernie Ball Not Even Slinky Electric Strings are perfect for those who like to detune their instrument to lower tuning combinations. Metal fans worldwide have gravitated towards the Not Even Slinky set to give their guitar the optimal gauge combination for Drop D & Drop C tuning. These strings are precision manufactured to the highest standards and most exacting specifications to ensure consistency, optimum performance, and long life. Not Even Slinky wound strings are made from nickel plated steel wire wrapped around a hex shaped steel core wire. The plain strings are made of specially tempered tin plated high carbon steel; producing a well balanced tone for your guitar. Gauges .012 .016 .024p .032 .044 .056. Part number 2626.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Perfect for a Strat\\n\\nReview: This review is of Ernie Balls Super Slinky strings for electric guitar. The gauges are: 9, 11, 16, 24, 32, 42. The G (gauge 16) is single-strand nickel-plated steel, like the B and top E, so light and bendable.\\n\\nI play a Fender Strat for which these Super Slinky strings are near-perfect: they're easy to fit, the top strings bend well without much left-hand effort and they're great for playing power chords. A good tip is to use a light, bendy plectrum, which is pretty much essential for the top E (gauge 9).\\n\\nOne caution: these strings are very stretchy and take a few hours to bed in during which they go out of tune easily, especially the top two, so best not to fit them immediately prior to a performance. Also if you're an aggressive player you may occasionally snap one of the top three, so keep spares.\",\n \"Product: This sturdy A-frame guitar stand features heavy duty square tubing, velveteen rubber padding and a \\\"uni-construction\\\" design which means that there are no parts to lose. Holds both acoustic and electric guitars as well as desktop mixers and combo amps, so there is no longer a need to own multiple stands when this stepped design can hold all of them! The unique shape also allows this stand to nest together with others when not in use.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: OK for some guitars, but not ideal for all\\n\\nReview: This guitar stand is lightweight, flat-foldable and inexpensive. Its stable (up to a point) and quite well designed, but not what you might term high-end.\\n\\nMy guitars include a resin-body Ovation Applause Elite, an original 1985 Yamaha Jumbo 6-string and a standard Mexican-built Strat. This stand is very good for the Strat as the guitar has a thin, narrow body and sits quite securely, and just about OK for the Ovation so long as I keep it somewhere it will never be accidentally knocked, but the Jumbo body is too wide and deep and just too precarious on this stand. The stand design would be better if it was adjustable to be wider, for wider-bodied guitars.\\n\\nHowever, it is what it is. For a Fender S or T style, a Gibson SG or even a Spanish/classical-style lightweight acoustic body this stand would be OK. The rubber-cushioned arms are a particularly good design feature.\",\n \"Product: The e815s-c is a cardioid vocal microphone specially designed to perform under pressure and cut through loud mixes with its high output. The e815s-c Microphone is a dynamic vocal mic designed to perform under pressure and cut through loud mixes with its high output and feedback rejection. It features a cardioid pickup pattern, hum-compensating coil for reduced interference, neodymium magnet for consistent sound, an on/off switch that can be locked in the on position, and superb German engineering and craftsmanship\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good mid-range value for the price\\n\\nReview: Sennheiser has a long history (over 60 years) of producing good mid-range mikes and other sound equipment at affordable prices, and this new E815S-C fits the pattern. It's good for vocals through a PA or for miking up acoustic instruments, woodwind, brass or drums for recording. The sound quality delivered is pretty good, if not quite up to the standard of top-of-the-range professional recording mikes from Shure, AKG or Audix.\\n\\nIn size and weight the E815S-C is average. Moulded in dark metallic grey finish with standard `flat-top ice cream cone' shape it has a strong metal-mesh top offering gig-serviceability and resistance to knocks and drops. Its on/off switch is in theory lockable via a small screw, but this of course means you will need a screwdriver if you want to change the locked setting. The 5m cable seems especially strong and well-built, but only time will tell if it's as durable in use as it looks. There is no wireless option. You do, however, get a durable-looking screw-mount mike holder in the package.\\n\\nA carrying pouch/box would have been nice, but none is supplied: it just arrives in a cardboard box. Well it's a mid-range mike so that's OK, but if you're using it for performing you'll need a transport bag for it.\\n\\nOverall, this mike is good at the price but not exceptional. For home amateur recording, voice-speech amplification and small venue gigs it's fine. However if you want something for bigger performance venues with more amplification and sound range clarity, you may have to go more up-market.\",\n \"Product: Fender FCT-12 Chromatic Color Clip-On Tuner is compact and easy to operate even under darkened stage conditions. It tunes instruments using a built-in vibration sensor for accurate and precise tuning even in noisy areas. The bright and colorful LCD screen with easy-to-read sweep needle display rotates 360 degrees for easy viewing. Tuning modes include: Guitar, Bass, Ukulele, Violin and Chromatic. Tuning range A0 -C8. A4 Range 430Hz-450Hz. Weight: 50 grams. Power: CR2032 battery (included)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: First class chromatic clip-on headstock tuner from Fender: lightweight, excellent graphic display, durable, accurate\\n\\nReview: The Fender FCT 12 is a brilliant little chromatic guitar tuner which clips on the guitar headstock and picks up the vibrations of the strings to enable you to stay in tune as you play, so is not affected by background noise.\\n\\nThe device is small, lightweight, easy to use on any instrument and may be angled for direct vision-view dependent on your posture and position of the instrument. The visual display is brightly coloured and of excellent design, easy to see if the string is slightly sharp (red), flat (yellow) or exactly in pitch (narrow green band in the middle).\\n\\nThe default chromatic scale setting may be changed at the touch of a small control to display guitar tuning (6E, 5A, 4D, 3G, 2B, 1E), bass, violin or ukulele, or left in the normal chromatic scale, very useful if you use unconventional or open tunings. It uses the small metal-disk-type lithium battery delivered in the purchase package, and the device shuts down automatically if not used for a while to conserve battery life.\\n\\nI wish these had been available 30 years ago. This is indispensable to the guitarist or other string-instrumentalist and is unconditionally recommended.\",\n \"Product: The use of a soil spear is to secure your rotary dryer without the use of garish concrete. Simply knock the spear in with a mallet; no need to dig the ground up to set it in.. The great thing is that without the use of concrete they can be pulled up easily, and there is minimal damage to your lawn, or garden landscape.. . Key Features:. . Stable: anchor point; using fins on the sides of the tube ensures that it will not wobble in the soil.. Cap: prevents the tube filling up with dirt. Its also perfectly suited to allow grass cutting to continue without becoming caught on. Also has a notch to allow storage on the rotory line itself when the dryer is in the tube. Finally the cap has a useful easy lift mechanism.. Ideal Spot: as the soil spear is not intrusive you can have multiple spikes around the garden for different times of year, to make best use of the sun.. Guarantee: of 2 years..\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Tough and simple design; a challenge to hammer-in\\n\\nReview: I bought the 50mm size to replace a more expensive and over-engineered German-manufactured ground spike made of tough polycarbonate, which broke after 3 months in use.\\n\\nThe Brabantia ground spike is a simple but well thought-out design about 50cm in length. It takes a lot of hammering-in and you must ensure you drive it into the ground perpendicular or the clothes dryer pole will not be vertical. The spike will go into soft ground and subsoil but you will need a large mallet or sledgehammer for the job plus bodily strength and determination, and once seated you will not easily get it out.\\n\\nThe spike is 100% aluminium so it won't rust and has tough side fins which help keep it vertical when hammering into the ground, and then makes it more resistant to lateral movement once the dryer pole is inserted and the wind starts to blow the structure around.\\n\\nThe 50mm diameter size has a detachable yellow plastic cap to more easily locate the aperture in long grass, and also protects the channel from rain filling it up during prolonged wet periods.\\n\\nOverall the product is tough, simple in design and looks permanent, and comparatively cheap. The only caution is that hammering it into the ground is a major operation, and may be virtually impossible if the ground is hard or stony.\",\n \"Product: This quick-release coupling mounts inline between your airbrush and hose, and provides an easy method for disconnecting and/or changing airbrushes without the need to release air pressure or unscrew fittings. This coupling also swivels, helping to eliminate hose kinks. Easy-to-use, simply pull back the spring-loaded sleeve and the fitting separates into two pieces; a small male nipple (also called a tail) that remains attached to the airbrush and a body section connected to the air hose. An internal, self-sealing mechanism prevents air from escaping when the coupling is separated. Standard 1/8\\\" BSP connections. Includes one nipple (5mm diameter) and one body. As an added bonus, access to the following exclusive airbrushing guide downloads is included: Top 8 Cake Airbrushing Tips, Guide to Airbrush Cake Decorating, Developing Basic Artistic Skills, 10 Essential Airbrushing Tips, Airbrushing Strokes and Techniques, Airbrush Cleaning Manual, and the Airbrush Lettering Guide.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: An invaluable tool to make changing/cleaning airbrushes easy\\n\\nReview: This quick-release coupling will save you having to unscrew your airbrush from its hose when you clean it or change airbrushes to spray alternate colors. You screw the adapter onto your airbrush airline connector and the other end onto the hose, then the airbrush and hose may be connected and disconnected by a simple pull/push action. When disconnected, the air flow is stopped by an integrated valve on the hose-connector part so you don't need to turn off the compressor.\\n\\nIf you use an airbrush a lot, this is a great product. If you use more than one airbrush when working (i.e. for spraying alternate colors) you need half a coupling adapter for each airbrush and of course one other-half attached to the air hose, then your airbrush changes become fast, efficient & effortless.\\n\\nThese adapters are cheap enough to keep a spare stock in your studio/workshop, and in my experience soon become invaluable airbrushing tools.\",\n \"Product: Thinner for Model Air and Liquid Acrylic. Thinner used to extend the colors, to increase fluidity and delay the drying time. We recommend the addition of a few drops of thinner to the colors while airbrushing.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Mix it up for a better result\\n\\nReview: This Vallejo thinner is to avoid potential blockages when using acrylics in your airbrush. Its especially useful if you're using a fine needle, i.e. smaller than 0.25. A ratio of 1ml thinner to 4ml paint is ideal.\\n\\nIf you're spraying more than one thin coat to build up the color in order to ensure all the surface detail is retained then deploying the thinner ensures the paint remains free-flowing; its much more effective than using just water as a thinner.\\n\\nThe Vallejo bottle is fitted with a small nozzle which enables you to apply the thinner a drop at a time, or squirt in a larger amount if your airbrush has a larger reservoir and you're preparing to spray a big surface area.\\n\\nThe only gripe (a small one) is that the product is quite expensive for a modest 60ml bottle.\",\n \"Product: HARDER & STEENBECK EVOLUTION SILVERLINE 2 IN 1 AIRBRUSH 126003 Harder & Steenbeck airbrushes is high quality products made in Germany and featuring easy to use and clean design. The Evolution Silverline combines all the advantages of the Evolution with a slim silver design, solvent-resistant middle section and innovative paint volume control. Thanks to the complete metal design, paints containing solvents can also be used without any difficulties. Paint control feature enables individual adjustment of the lever mechanism, thus facilitating particularly fine work. Comes with 0.2 + 0.4mm nozzle sets. Comes with 2 and 5ml cups.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Professional-artist quality performance at an affordable price\\n\\nReview: Harder & Steenbeck is a Hamburg-based company which specialises in high quality airbrushes for professional artists. The Evolution Silverline is one of the companys earlier and most successful designs, and this premium product is now available at an affordable price.\\n\\nI have used Badger and Iwata, both of which were dependable and well-made, but the Silverline is in a different class altogether. The double-action trigger is very sensitive in controlling graduated paint flow from just an air blast to mass-cover paint spray, and is superb for fine detailing. The whole product just oozes quality.\\n\\nThe airbrush is a breeze to clean and disassembles/reassembles easily. As another reviewer points out, the H&S cleaning tool is a great help for a thorough clean, as is (for example) using a specialist airbrush cleaning fluid like the one from Vallejo which I would recommend using even for acrylics as the result is much better than just using water.\\n\\nThe 2-in-1 is delivered with a 0.2 nozzle fitted but the box also contains a 0.4 and a spare needle securely packed in a plastic tube closed with a sharps-proof bung. A quick-release spring-coupling for the air hose is fitted to the airbrush as standard, which makes disconnecting/connecting the hose much quicker & easier than unscrewing it.\\n\\nVerdict: a 5-star airbrush well worth the money. If you are planning to upgrade from a budget-priced or starter-airbrush you will be amazed and delighted at the difference this Evolution Silverline makes to your work.\",\n \"Product: PINK FLOYD The Endless River CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A fitting end to the Endless River of Pink Floyd's music?\\n\\nReview: According to Dave Gilmour `The Endless River' is based around more than 20 hours of archived recordings from `The Division Bell' sessions in 1993 not included in the final album cut, with the late Richard Wright's keyboard work and compositional skills dominating the action. TER is reportedly a tribute to Wright's memory from Gilmour and Mason, who set about cleaning up the original recordings and added in new sections to spice them up.\\n\\nThe result is an ambient and almost completely instrumental collection: only the closer `Louder than Words' is an actual song, penned by Gilmour's wife Polly, and Stephen Hawking's voice guest-samples briefly on `Talkin Hawkin'.\\n\\nThis is unmistakably classic Floyd, with grand instrumental pieces redolent in many places of the towering magnificence of their music in the 1970s bookended by `Atom Heart Mother' and `Wish You were Here,' prior to Roger Waters taking control of the band's persona with the lyrically verbose & preachy epic `The Wall.' Gilmour's wailing guitar weaves around Wright's melodious synth phrases underpinned by Mason's stately, energetic drumming with never a note out of place. At the same time ambient and majestic, many of these pieces bring to mind not only `The Division Bell' but the musical ghosts of `Echoes' or `Shine on You Crazy Diamond'.\\n\\nTER is probably going to be Pink Floyd's last album release, and it's a fitting one. Whilst not breaking new ground, this is Floyd (minus Waters) on top form, doing what they have always done best. Production values are first class, and this music will no doubt be played and enjoyed in millions of homes, cars and iPods for decades to come.\",\n \"Product: Original EMI/Harvest Records 2 Stereo LP set STBB-388, @ 1969.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Floyds experimental early days: good and not-so-good ummagumma\\n\\nReview: In 1969 Pink Floyd was little known outside the arty environment of university concert halls in England. The band was regarded as an avant-garde bunch of intellectual experimenters characterised by live concerts using (for the time) big amplification and psychedelic light shows, space-age themes, jamming over extended and partly-structured musical pieces and quirky black humour. They had no front man and did not have, or seek, a mainstream audience or commercial presence on the airwaves. They were an album band whose reputation spread through the student population by word-of-mouth and through music-industry press like the Melody Maker.\\n\\nUmmagumma (a 1960s Cambridge University slang word for sex) is the most interesting and distinctive of Floyds pre-DSOTM albums and something of a milestone in the development of the bands experimental ideas, which led down the road to the more disciplined and structured sound of Obscured by Clouds, DSOTM and WYWH. In no way could this quirky two-disk album be described as easy listening but it definitely has its moments.\\n\\nThe two disks are completely separate in style and content. The first contains fine recordings of a live performance at Birmingham and Manchester College of Commerce in June 1969. The four tracks are:\\n\\n Astronomy Domine\\n Careful with that Axe Eugene\\n Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun\\n A Saucerful of Secrets\\n\\nEach extends and deepens the studio original to around the ten-minute mark and demonstrates the bands appeal as a somewhat out there live act in the late 60s; moving away from straight songs to longer, more involved pieces containing sections of instrumental improvisation over insistent bass lines. Every one of these four tracks demands some listener attention and still sounds great through headphones.\\n\\nThe second disk is where, for some, Ummagumma falls into self-indulgence. Each of the four members of the band contributes ten minutes of their own experimental musical musings and the result is a mixed bag. The least accessible and most obscure is probably Rick Wrights piece Sisyphus an instrumental realization of the classical Greek legend about the king condemned by Zeus to forever roll a large rock up a hill, only to see it roll down again, as a punishment for his hubris and deceit. The fact it found its way onto a rock album in 1969 says a lot about the music industry at the time (good and bad) because nothing like this would be tolerated in the commercially-driven environment of the 21st century.\\n\\nNext up is Roger Waters with Grantchester Meadows, a gentle acoustic guitar ballad themed on a lazy summer afternoon complete with sound effects (Grantchester meadows is near Cambridge) and the indisputable highlight of the studio album, similar in mood and execution to If on Atom Heart Mother. The quirky ending has someone trying to swat a buzzing insect, ending with a satisfying final thwack - a classic Floyd touch from the Barrett period. Its followed by the outrageous, multi-tracked and downright silly Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict, clever and witty and prone to induce belly laughs, especially the strong Highland dialect rant at the end (what WAS Roger smoking?).\\n\\nDave Gilmours The Narrow Way (in 3 parts) follows the final part in particular is good with a powerful minor-key melody over slow driving rhythm and restrained vocal line. Nick Masons rather forgettable The Grand Viziers Garden party concludes: instrumental and percussive, attempting to tell a story through music as with Wrights piece. It might appeal to drummers but for the rest of us, its neither great nor memorable.\\n\\nIts instructive to listen to Ummagumma 40 years on and realise how far the music industry has travelled in the intervening years. Its inconceivable that something as experimental and self-indulgent as disk two might be even contemplated by any record company in these more superficial, money-obsessive and image-driven times.\\n\\nIn conclusion, Ummagumma is worth buying for the live disk and, especially, for Grantchester Meadows and maybe The Narrow Way on the studio disk. Overall its a four star album - though the live stage recordings on disk one, if released as a single disk, might on their own qualify as five-star.\",\n \"Product: Brand Name: UMGD Mfg#: 602517246621, Shipping Weight: 1.00 lbs, Manufacturer: UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP, Genre: Soul/R&B, All music products are properly licensed and guaranteed authentic.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Amys finest moment delivers a retro classic for the 21st Century\\n\\nReview: Amys second and final album release in 2006 signalled her moving on from the jazzy debut Frank and embracing a more R&B style to appeal to a wider mainstream audience. The resulting overall sound resembles the Motown/soul era of the 1960s and 70s with brass, strings and backing vocals later added to the basic rhythm section by producers Ronson & Remi. The album was a deserved Grammy winner and remains Amys defining work, containing five songs destined to become hit singles.\\n\\nIn addition to the 11 songs on the 2006 album, the 2007 deluxe edition includes a bonus disc of extra tracks and performances in front of a live-audience.\\n\\nWhats special about B to B? The overall sound is intentionally retro, but Winehouses edgy, often explicit lyrics are delivered with artistry, a brash, sassy urban confidence and rare mastery of her chosen style. She broke new ground in popular music which opened the door to a host of style-imitators: Adele, La Roux, Little Boots and a host of others. But B to B is the original style-defining musical statement, and will always be a classic.\\n\\nRIP Amy.\",\n \"Product: Nature Works Swedish Bitters. Description: Gentle and Stimulating - Promotes Regularity for Healthy Digestive Function Swedish Bitters secret formula rediscovered. Lost for centuries, the secret herbal formula Swedish Bitters, created by Paracelsus in the 16th century, was rediscovered by a distinguished Austrian herbalist. Since then Nature Works Swedish Bitters has won enthusiastic praise from millions of Europeans as the definitive herbal elixir. Nature Works Swedish Bitters is an artfully blended extract of selected herbs of unsurpassed quality. We make the extract and analyze it in our laboratory to assure you of unquestionable purity and optimum potency. Swedish Bitters is the most remarkable traditional European herbal extract. Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Big 33.8fl oz bottle of Swedish bitters\\n\\nReview: This 3.38fl oz bottle of Swedish Bitters Elixer is claimed to be prepared according to a centuries-old recipe to provide the benefits of bitter foods often missing from the modern western diet.\\n\\nCompared to a natural human diet, modern western diets tend to be sugar- and salt-rich to make the food more addictive and tasty. This product is particularly useful for maintaining good, balanced digestive function especially if you sometimes have to eat on-the-run and don't have the time to prepare `proper food,' and most especially if you have any kind of impaired liver function.\\n\\nSwedish bitters are also claimed by sufferers to help with all kinds of other conditions, from fibromyalgia to viral illnesses to acne. The manufacturer however promotes no such claims, and it's best to consult with your doctor or herbalist prior to having high cure-expectations; though it needs to be emphasised that the product is safe with no cautions or counter-indications, so swallowing the liquid poses no health risk.\\n\\nThe squared-off bottle is of thick brown glass, with a plastic screw-top. It's very secure and robust. You only need a teaspoonful at a time and don't usually need to take it every day, so the content can last some weeks. The elixir itself is watery in consistency, with a pale brown color. It dissolves in a glass of water if you want to take it that way.\",\n \"Product: Himalayan natural Rock Salt Crystal Lamp Natural Ionizer 8-10 lbs Ionize\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: tasteful, natural, stylish\\n\\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are quite heavy. They're aesthetically beautiful artifacts to grace any living space and the output of the bulb is typically 15W, but this can vary a bit. The color can also vary through the spectrum from pink to orange, and they always produce a warm glow.\\n\\nThere are also night-light candle versions containing a naked flame; either type is the ideal low-power night light.\\n\\nCertain health benefits are claimed for these crystals: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.\",\n \"Product: The Traditional European Herbal Extract Used Traditionally for Digestion* Dietary Supplement 38% Alcohol Swedish Bitters secret formula rediscovered. Lost for centuries, the secret herbal formula Swedish Bitters, created by Paracelsus in the 16th century, was rediscovered by a distinguished Austrian herbalist. Since then, NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters has won enthusiastic praise from millions of Europeans as the definitive herbal elixir. NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters is an artfully blended extract of selected herbs of unsurpassed quality. We make the extract and analyze it to assure you of unquestionable purity and optimum potency.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Big 33.8fl oz bottle of Swedish bitters\\n\\nReview: This 3.38fl oz bottle of Swedish Bitters Elixer is claimed to be prepared according to a centuries-old recipe to provide the benefits of bitter foods often missing from the modern western diet.\\n\\nCompared to a natural human diet, modern western diets tend to be sugar- and salt-rich to make the food more addictive and tasty. This product is particularly useful for maintaining good, balanced digestive function especially if you sometimes have to eat on-the-run and don't have the time to prepare `proper food,' and most especially if you have any kind of impaired liver function.\\n\\nSwedish bitters are also claimed by sufferers to help with all kinds of other conditions, from fibromyalgia to viral illnesses to acne. The manufacturer however promotes no such claims, and it's best to consult with your doctor or herbalist prior to having high cure-expectations; though it needs to be emphasised that the product is safe with no cautions or counter-indications, so swallowing the liquid poses no health risk.\\n\\nThe squared-off bottle is of thick brown glass, with a plastic screw-top. It's very secure and robust. You only need a teaspoonful at a time and don't usually need to take it every day, so the content can last some weeks. The elixir itself is watery in consistency, with a pale brown color. It dissolves in a glass of water if you want to take it that way.\",\n \"Product: Himalayan natural Rock Salt Crystal Lamp Natural Ionizer 8-10 lbs Ionize\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: tasteful, natural, stylish\\n\\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are quite heavy. They're aesthetically beautiful artifacts to grace any living space and the output of the bulb is typically 15W, but this can vary a bit. The color can also vary through the spectrum from pink to orange, and they always produce a warm glow.\\n\\nThere are also night-light candle versions containing a naked flame; either type is the ideal low-power night light.\\n\\nCertain health benefits are claimed for these crystals: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.\",\n \"Product: The Traditional European Herbal Extract Used Traditionally for Digestion* Dietary Supplement 38% Alcohol Swedish Bitters secret formula rediscovered. Lost for centuries, the secret herbal formula Swedish Bitters, created by Paracelsus in the 16th century, was rediscovered by a distinguished Austrian herbalist. Since then, NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters has won enthusiastic praise from millions of Europeans as the definitive herbal elixir. NatureWorks? Swedish Bitters is an artfully blended extract of selected herbs of unsurpassed quality. We make the extract and analyze it to assure you of unquestionable purity and optimum potency.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Big 33.8fl oz bottle of Swedish bitters\\n\\nReview: This 3.38fl oz bottle of Swedish Bitters Elixer is claimed to be prepared according to a centuries-old recipe to provide the benefits of bitter foods often missing from the modern western diet.\\n\\nCompared to a natural human diet, modern western diets tend to be sugar- and salt-rich to make the food more addictive and tasty. This product is particularly useful for maintaining good, balanced digestive function especially if you sometimes have to eat on-the-run and don't have the time to prepare `proper food,' and most especially if you have any kind of impaired liver function.\\n\\nSwedish bitters are also claimed by sufferers to help with all kinds of other conditions, from fibromyalgia to viral illnesses to acne. The manufacturer however promotes no such claims, and it's best to consult with your doctor or herbalist prior to having high cure-expectations; though it needs to be emphasised that the product is safe with no cautions or counter-indications, so swallowing the liquid poses no health risk.\\n\\nThe squared-off bottle is of thick brown glass, with a plastic screw-top. It's very secure and robust. You only need a teaspoonful at a time and don't usually need to take it every day, so the content can last some weeks. The elixir itself is watery in consistency, with a pale brown color. It dissolves in a glass of water if you want to take it that way.\",\n \"Product: Finest quality ultra fine healing clay powder imported from France\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: French green clay: a miracle substance with multiple health benefits?\\n\\nReview: Green clay was first quarried in southern France, where producers had a global monopoly until identical deposits were discovered in North America and in China. The green color is a combination of ferrous oxides and decomposed kelp and other algae. Other ingredients identified include calcium, magnesium, potassium, manganese, dolomite, phosphorus, zinc, aluminum (yes, and it has health benefits!), silicon, copper, selenium, cobalt and a rare mineral called montmorillonite.\\n\\nWhereas green clay has been used for decades as a cosmetic treatment, especially on the face, its application for internal use by natural health practitioners is less well known. The way you take it is: sprinkle a level teaspoonful in a glass of water, stir it in and leave it around 8 hours to sit (overnight, for example), before drinking it half an hour before food.\\n\\nThe clay absorbs free toxins in the gut, binds with them and passes them out of the body in regular bowel movements. It attracts molecules and pathogenic organisms like a magnet by a process called adsorbency (NOT absorbency). By this method the clay eradicates fungi like candida, all kinds of bacteria, parasites, viruses, chemical residues especially heavy metals - and other toxic materials.\\n\\nIts commonly claimed that green clay should never be mixed using a metal spoon, or stored in a metal container. Wooden, ceramic or glass spoons and containers should be used. The belief that the clay loses its adsorbent qualities through prolonged contact with metal has some scientific basis, because it has been found to be highly effective in removing heavy metals in non-organic environments. However, if you're just using a metal teaspoon to spoon the clay into a glass and stir it for a few seconds, that should be fine. There is also a counter-indication for people on prescription medicines like anti-hypertension drugs; because of the clays adsorbency its presence in the gut may interfere with the bodys abilities to absorb these medicines as intended. Best consult your doctor or medical herbalist about this.\",\n \"Product: A very traditional design that has been used in the Chinese countryside for centuries. With Small metal handles is also retains heat, cooks evenly, quickly and efficiently and imparts the Chinese \\\"wok hee\\\" (wok flavor). Must be seasoned (wok ring included)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Genuine East Asian Wok at a bargain price: cook like millions of Chinese do\\n\\nReview: This is the nearest thing you can buy to the traditional round-bottomed, lightweight 100% iron wok used by millions of people every day all over East Asia. It's very cheap because it's very simple, and provided you season it properly and take care of it in the traditional way, you can't go wrong.\\n\\nThere is a multi-stage process for seasoning a new iron wok like this which involves washing, drying then coating with a thin layer of oil (grapeseed, sunflower or nut oils are all OK) before baking on a high heat for 1 - 2 hours to bind the oil molecules to the iron. You can repeat this process 2 or 3 times if you want to be thorough. This makes the wok non-stick. Follow the instructions and take care of the wok in the traditional way, and it will last years.\\n\\nThe big advantages of this wok are:\\n\\n* Great value\\n\\n* Light weight, so easy for anyone to use even if you're slight of frame\\n\\n* It's virtually unbreakable, if it's not mistreated\\n\\n* You can use it in the oven because it's 100% metal - even the handles\\n\\nThe only real drawbacks are:\\n\\n* The round bottom is designed for a traditional Asian wood-burning stove with round holes for woks cut in the iron top. On a gas hob, without using a wok ring the sides of the wok will heat up before the bowl and this won't produce the best results, but the wok ring will solve this issue; with an electric hob, a flat-bottomed wok is usually a better choice as it will have more direct contact with the hotplate and will be stable\\n\\n* You'll need an oven glove when using it, as even on the hob the iron handles get hot\\n\\nYou can buy these lightweight iron woks from any Chinese food wholesaler (most cities have one or more such outlets) or online, as here. Once you have seasoned it and put it into use, you'll never use anything else: forget expensive Teflon-coated cookware, and you don't need the heavier iron woks sold at 10x the price either, as they offer only extra weight with few benefits when cooking Asian food.\",\n \"Product: The Minky 3 Tier Plus Indoor drying rack has a large and versatile drying capacity and is made from an extra strong tubular steel construction to prevent collapse when loaded with wet clothes. When the drying rack is opened, the double sided auto-lock mechanism clicks securely into position allowing the drying rack to be repositioned safely without fear of collapse, even when fully loaded. The 3 tier drying rack has 49 feet of drying space plus 4 unique flip outs that hold in total 12 extra long hanging items on coat hangers . The non-slip feet give extra stability and prevent damage to floors. After use the rack folds flat for easy storage.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Cheap and does the job, but weak construction means care is needed if you want it to last\\n\\nReview: This clothes dryer is `cheap and cheerful': good value for the price and performs OK, but too poorly constructed for long service life.\\n\\nThe main problem is the hinged plastic graspers used to keep it rigid in the `in use' position. They are made of cheap, brittle plastic which breaks too easily, rendering the product useless. If you take care and don't put any strain on the rack, then you might get moderate service life from it but beware, any real abuse or even strong weight on the structure and the graspers may break. An additional problem is the tubular metal of the frame structure is also poor quality and weak, and will not stand much force before it bends or breaks.\\n\\nHowever for the price you can't expect five-star quality, so you get what you pay for. On the plus side, the design is well thought-out and you can get a lot of garments/towels etc. onto it for effective drying. It also folds away small for easy storage. Be careful with it, and it'll do the job OK.\",\n \"Product: DC23 Animal is designed for homes and pets\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Immense suction power from the stylish DC23\\n\\nReview: This Dyson DC23 Animal cylinder vacuum has, without any rival, the most powerful suction of any cleaner I've ever used. The suction is just immense, so if you keep small animal pets like gerbils or have new kittens in the house then beware, keep them well clear and locked up whilst cleaning because if this machine gets within a couple of feet of them, then up the hose they're likely to go at 200mph.\\n\\nThe cleaner is very smart, and like most Dysons designed with intelligence and flair. Dyson has replaced the old metal wand with a new, lightweight plastic one (maybe to save cost) but it seems pretty robust and so far has worked well. The tool-fitting mechanism is excellent and very much improved from earlier Dysons; everything slots in with a satisfying `click.' On-board tool storage design is also superb and very well thought out, but unfortunately the turbo-powered rotating brush-heads are offered no onboard storage. These rotating brush attachments powered by the turbo action are however very effective in use, and a good thing too because this will likely be the main reason many buyers choose this model: to get pet hairs out of the rugs and carpets. The brushes are easy to remove and `de-hair', another useful innovation. The hard-floor brush attachment in particular is a real joy to use.\\n\\nA few considerations if you're thinking of buying a DC23:\\n\\n1. The hose is a bit short, and could do with another yard or so: this makes cleaning blinds more of a bother than it should be, as the hose with no wand attached will not reach the top of a window when the Dyson is standing on the floor\\n\\n2. Emptying the container is not difficult but has to be done with some care, as when the release button is pressed the spring-hinged hatch at the bottom flips down suddenly and scatters the contents downwards in a cone of dust and grit; so best to make sure when emptying you actually hold the container upright inside a large waste bin\\n\\n3. Storage takes up more space than it should, as it can't be stood up-ended but must sit on its wheels in the normal-use position: this might be an issue if you live in a small apartment with restricted space\\n\\n4. It's expensive against competitors and this, in my view, is the only consideration which knocks it back one star; but on the plus side it does come with a 5-year warranty and - boy - the sucker really sucks like nothing else\\n\\nOverall, very good if you need a really powerful and effective cylinder cleaner which can get everything imaginable out of your rugs with ease, has high build quality and a 5-year warranty. If you can afford a DC23, it's a good choice; the few niggles are minor and easy to live with for the trade-off in unrivalled suction power, utilitarian practicality and classy design.\",\n \"Product: 7 - inch - New Natural Himalayan Rock Crystal Salt Lamps with Cord and Bulb. Ionic Health Care, Get\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: tasteful, natural, stylish\\n\\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are quite heavy. They're aesthetically beautiful artefacts to grace any living space and the output of the bulb is typically 15W, but this can vary a bit. The colour can also vary through the spectrum from pink to orange, and they always produce a warm glow.\\n\\nThere are also night-light candle versions containing a naked flame; either type is the ideal low-power night light.\\n\\nCertain health benefits are claimed for these crystals: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.\",\n \"Product: Dyson digital motor: Up to 3 times faster than conventional motors. Creates the most power-efficient cordless vacuum. Root Cyclone technology: Patented technology that doesn't lose suction power as you vacuum. Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes: Ultra-fine anti-static carbon fiber brushes clean hard floors. Rotating nylon brushes remove ground-in dirt from carpet. Fade-free lithium-ion battery: Releases charge evenly throughout use. Recharges up to 3 times faster than others. Dual power mode: 15 minutes of high constant suction (13 minutes with motorized floor tool attached). Or 6 minutes on MAX power for more difficult tasks. Detachable long-reach wand: Lightweight aluminium wand reaches up high, down low and into awkward gaps.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Brilliant and stylish DC35: the best cordless you can buy, but you pay dearly for it\\n\\nReview: This cleaner is almost certainly the most powerful cordless vacuum cleaner you can buy, easily as powerful as many run-from-the-mains competitors around the same price point. It's a joy to use: very lightweight with the `ball' feature just great for moving around and underneath furniture. The suction is very, very good and doesn't decline as the container fills up. All the dirt stays in until you empty it, unlike some competitor models where, if the dirt is picked up in the first place (which it often isn't) it's just as likely to drop straight out again.\\n\\nThe DC35 is designed with the usual intelligence and flair common to Dyson products. The tools are excellent, and fit with a satisfying `click', though to keep the cleaner light and streamlined there is no on-board tool storage. It has a proper rotating brush head which digs the dirt out of rugs and car carpets.\\n\\nIt's not quite perfect, though. Some users may find holding the power trigger constantly when in use to be a strain, as just like some lawn mower or hedge trimmer designs there is no locking mechanism. The cleaner is reportedly designed that way to conserve battery life, which at full power is only 13 minutes. As it's small and lightweight, the dirt container is small too, so needs emptying frequently. Also, there's no denying the DC35 is expensive.\\n\\nSo in summary:\\n\\nPros\\n\\n1. Stylish design and a breeze to use\\n\\n2. A lot of power for something so lightweight\\n\\n3. Excellent tools equal to what you'd get with a full-weight mains-powered cleaner, including a rotating brush tool to get at deep-carpet dirt\\n\\n4. Easy charging and hang-on-the-wall storage\\n\\n5. Great for car interiors, smooth floors and rugs, stairs, nooks and crannies and window blinds\\n\\n6. It comes with a five-year guarantee\\n\\nCons\\n\\n1. Battery life is only 13 minutes - but for a modest-sized house or a car interior, this should be just about enough\\n\\n2. No locking power switch: you need to keep the trigger pulled when it's in action, which might be a strain for someone who suffers from arthritis, for example\\n\\n3. Price: it's very expensive compared to other cordless cleaners, but if you buy one, you'll quickly realize what a great investment it is and you get what you pay for\\n\\nOverall, if you can afford it and put up with a couple of minor niggles, you're unlikely to regret buying one. The DC35 is a five-star product.\",\n \"Product: IndusClassic Natural Shape USB Salt Lamp specially designed to protect your eyes from positive icons which computer screen emit. While working long hours in front of the computer, positive icons from computer screen start to deteriorate eyesight. Over the period of time eyesight start to get weaker and weaker as a result end up using eye glasses. USB salt lamp is made from natural salt crystal from the Himalayan mountains Works as an air purifier by emitting negative ions into the air. It is a best way to protect your eyes from computer screen UV Rays. Each lamp is individually handcrafted and unique sits on a beautiful wooden base. USB crystal salt lamp is a beautiful alternative of mother nature, without any noise and NO harmful OZONE!. It is portable less than one pound and easy to carry while travelling and can be used with your laptop. It can be used for multiple purpose home, office, and Travel. Each USB salt Lamp Comes with on/off switch and 6-feet electric cord\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Himalayan rock crystal lamp: natural, stylish, plug it into your notebook...\\n\\nReview: These low-wattage lamps are made from hollowed-out Himalayan rock-salt, so are normally quite heavy. They can come in any regular geometric shape to rough-hewn, natural chunks. At 4\\\" high this one is smaller and lighter than most, and as a bonus it has an LED which enables it to change colour every few seconds. It's solid rock-crystal with a hollowed-out channel inside to accommodate the 15 Watt bulb, which runs off your computer via a cable ending in a USB connector so is ideal for a working desk.\\n\\nThese lamps are aesthetically beautiful artefacts to grace any living space, and certain health benefits are claimed for the crystal: the heat from the lamp causes the rock-salt molecules to diffuse into the surrounding air resulting in beneficial negative ionisation, and so on. I don't know if the science on these claims is strong, but they certainly seem to calm down the environment.\\n\\nNight-light candle versions containing a naked flame are also available, but they don't change colour like this one. They all make good low-power night lights, but you might sleep better with a single constant colour rather than the colour-changer variant.\\n\\nPrices of these lamps have come down in recent years, and they are very good value now.\",\n \"Product: For a big thirst, the Stanley Adventure Vacuum Bottle 1.4 Qt. is the answer. This vacuum insulated bottle keeps drinks hot and cold for hours, while the low-profile handle makes for easy packing.Capacity: 1.4 quart / 1.3 liter..\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: From a buyer with good experience of this product but beware, manufacturing QC may be inconsistent\\n\\nReview: Ive had this Chinese-made Stanley flask for 6 months now. This is my experience of it:\\n\\n1. If filled with liquid near boiling point, the drink remains hot for about 5 or 6 hours and warm enough to drink (>70 degrees C) for about 12 hours if unopened. The only heat escape is a small amount of conduction through the tough plastic screw-stopper\\n\\n2. If opened a couple of times and some of the liquid is displaced by cold air, the remaining drink remains warm for about 6 hours but no longer (depending on the amount poured out and for how long the stopper was unscrewed)\\n\\n3. Its lightweight & portable\\n\\n4. Its so tough its virtually indestructible in normal use\\n\\nSome reviewers claim their Stanley flasks don't keep the liquid hot or that they work for a while and then stop working. There can be only one reason for this: the vacuum seal has gone. This is obviously a manufacturing fault or at the very least, inconsistent manufacturing quality which means a minority of the flasks may fail in use.\\n\\nProspective buyers must make up their own minds whether to go for this brand, or buy something else. My experience however has been a good one. This is a huge improvement on the old fragile glass-lined flasks of the 1980s, which never seemed to survive more than a few trips without breaking and which would always shatter if dropped even once.\",\n \"Product: A Compact, Lightweight Powerhouse of Audio Recording. Drawing on 40 years of experience, Olympus has put a feature-packed audio studio in one 5-ounce PCM recorder. The LS-11, with two high-sensitivity microphones and 8 GB of internal memory, is the star of the show when it comes to capturing and playing back crystal clear audio, whether for personal enjoyment, hobbies, or even important business functions.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Expensive but near-excellent performance: much better than economy-priced alternatives\\n\\nReview: Of all the currently available pocket-size portable voice recorders, the LS-11 is one of the most expensive and one of the best. I have used this device to record some professional interviews and the sound quality is generally excellent even with the intrusion of occasional background noise.\\n\\nPlus points:\\n\\n1. Its construction oozes quality with a tough lightweight metal casing\\n\\n2. Chunky, high-quality and easy-to-use controls\\n\\n3. Easily mastered, intuitively designed navigation menus\\n\\n4. Choice of recording formats: the default PCM which is fine for everyday use, also Wave, WMA, MP3 Record and Playback\\n\\n5. Excellent built-in directional/omnidirectional mikes (choice of settings); you can control the record level manually or set it to \\\"auto\\\" and the LS-11 assesses the sound level itself and adjusts accordingly - this good for environments where the sound level changes constantly; you can also plug in any external mike\\n\\n6. Good handy pocket-size and weight\\n\\n7. Long battery life\\n\\n8. Tripod screw-mount\\n\\n9. Small remote-control unit included so you can set it in position and start/stop it remotely without having to touch it\\n\\n10. Directly compatible with PC & Mac and very easy to download, copy and edit files in any format\\n\\n11. Absolutely first-class playback quality\\n\\nMinus points: few but you should consider these prior to purchasing decision:\\n\\n1. Screen font size is small and menus can be difficult to read unless you have excellent eyesight\\n\\n2. Playback through the unit is not very loud and you may need to actually place the speakers next to your ear like a phone in order to hear everything, even with the volume turned up to max - though playback through a PC is excellent\\n\\n3. It's expensive relative to the competition, which is plentiful at the cheap end but not at this level of quality\\n\\nOverall: as a pocket-size recorder, near excellent. You get what you pay for. I can't comment on Olympus's after-sales service, as I have had no cause to use it because the unit has worked perfectly from day one.\",\n \"Product: Color:Red | Product Packaging:Standard Packaging 1.2 M Y-TYPE CORD CLOSED SUPRA-AURAL, DYNAMIC DESIGN POWER HANDLING: 1,000 MW OVER-THE-HEAD MONITOR WIDE, ADJUSTABLE HEADBAND NEODYMIUM MAGNET GOLD-PLATED L-SHAPED STEREO MINI PLUG 30MM DOME TYPE DRIVER FREQ RESP: 10 HZ 24,000 HZ IMP: 24 _ 1 KHZ SENSITIVITY: 102 DB MW WEIGHT: 4.23 OZ RED\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Maybe not quite the peak of sound perfection, but unbelievably good for the price\\n\\nReview: These over-ear phones from Sony might not be the absolute best on the market for studio-quality sound, but for the price they are so good they have to be unconditionally recommended.\\n\\nThe impressive features don't stop at the fine sound quality. The phones also have an L-shaped jack, a useful feature making the most frequently-damaged part of the phones less vulnerable to knocks. The ear-pieces swivel to assist storage/portability, and (unlike some rivals) ensure they sit very comfortably on the head.\\n\\nIt's hard to understand how phones with such sharp, clear sound can be sold at this price, but they are. So long as your quality-expectations are realistically tempered by the selling price, they're probably the best `cheap' headphones you can buy.\",\n \"Product: Easily connect to your desktop environment, such as printer, monitor, keyboard and mouse, in one simple connection with the new Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator IIs USB 3.0 ports for greater functionality. The USB 3.0 ports have a fast data transfer rate - almost 10 times as fast as USB 2.0, making it perfect for HDDs and Flash drives. The Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator II is compatible with select Portg and Tecra notebooks with 13, 14 and 15 screens. Guidelines and docking instructions printed on the port replicator assist in aligning and docking your notebooks quickly and effortlessly.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Hi-speed convenience - at a price\\n\\nReview: For readers unsure of what this is and why you would need it, you use it as follows. If you travel regularly with your laptop but otherwise work in a regular office environment - either in a home office or at your place of employment - then this `port replicator' sits on the desk permanently. Into it you plug the mains power cable, printer/s, wired network connection, speakers, wireless mouse and keyboard, bigger monitor etc., everything you might use regularly to enhance your work environment and connect to your computer.. You walk in the office, get your laptop out of your bag, plonk it on top of the port replicator and presto - you're immediately connected to everything. When you want to take your laptop out with you on a trip you just unlock it, pop it in your bag and off you go, without needing to unplug all the cables.\\n\\nThe Toshiba devices are called `port replicators' but other manufacturers use different terms; Sony for example calls theirs `base stations' but they all do the same thing.\\n\\nThe Toshiba PRs are slightly larger than many but do the same job. I've had the current one for three months and it's completely trouble-free. The laptop locks itself in and can only be unlocked by moving a small unlocking switch on the left side of the PR, otherwise it won't separate. Once the laptop is locked onto the PR then its own connecting points become inactive, so as an example if you're using a portable USB storage device then you need to plug it into a port on the PR not the laptop.\\n\\nYou need a bit more desk space to accommodate the PR, but not that much. If you come and go with your laptop then it makes working much easier and more convenient.\\n\\nThese devices should probably be cheaper than they are, but that's the only drawback. There are no moving parts, just fixed circuitry, so there's not much to go wrong - provided you don't spill coffee on it.\",\n \"Product: Enjoy premium sound - without the premium price - with this Sony dock for iPod and iPhone. The sleek, streamlined design houses a Bass Reflex Speaker System and digital amplifier that together produce superb sound quality that music aficionados demand.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Need an iPod amplifier? Sony delivers a winner...\\n\\nReview: Most buyers will compare this Sony 20W + 20W output iPod docking station to competitors from BOSE or Altec; for overall quality-for-the-price the Sony is a star buy.\\n\\nThe BOSE system might have slightly richer sound in the higher frequencies for an obsessive audiophile. What you get with this Sony RDP-X60iP is a beautifully designed, quality unit at half the price (or less) with good sound through all frequencies, particularly strong in delivering deep bass with a `Mega Bass' function to accentuate low frequencies even more. The sound easily fills a large room and can be clearly heard throughout a medium-sized house, though won't be enough for a house party if you want it loud.\\n\\nSet-up is easy: very intuitive, requires no instructions (though they are provided for technophobes) and only takes a few minutes. The iPod slots right into the mount; alternative inserts are supplied for different models and a simple lightweight remote control works perfectly, first time. It's compact and stylish and looks the business on any desk or shelf.\\n\\nThere is a Bluetooth function if you want to keep the speakers separate from the iPod, though I personally have not used this feature and some buyers report problems with it, especially with the iPhone.\\n\\nIn summary: fabulous sound with very strong bass delivery, easy set-up, compact, quality feel, nice design, very good value. The only minor gripe might be that there is no volume indicator; but you'll know when it's loud enough by listening. In short: a winner, highly recommended.\",\n \"Product: The Manfrotto PIXI is the perfect mini tripod for Compact System Cameras (CSC). It has been designed to satisfy the needs of those consumers that are looking for a support that is lightweight, portable and easy to use. The PIXI is great for achieving hard to get video shots while keeping your camera steady. Close the legs to use it as a comfortable grip to capture great videos that stand out from the crowd. The new push-button mechanism enables you to position and lock the ball head in one rapid, intuitive movement. Pushing the button releases the ball joint to move freely. When the button is released, the ball is locked automatically in the selected position. PIXI has a minimal Italian style and is manufactured from stainless steel and Adaptor for high quality and a tactile finish. With this solid construction, it provides a secure base in every situation and the rubber feet guarantee a stable and slip-free purchase on any surface. DSLR Compatibility Thanks to the universal 1/4\\\" screw thread and the excellent stability, PIXI can be used with a huge variety of digital devices; the iPhone (with KLYP), compact cameras, CSC's and even entry level DSLR's. PIXI has been developed for entry level DSLRs fitting these basic requirements: Body: maximum weight of 650g/1.4lbs Focal length: maximum 85mm (standard non professional lens) Total equipment payload: maximum 1kg/2.2lbs. Please consider that any semi-professional and professional equipment exceeds these requirements. SPECIFICATIONS: Attachment (Top) 1/4\\\" screw attachment type Color black color Front Tilt -35 / +35 tilt range Material Adaptor + stainless steel Panoramic Rotation 360 degrees. Closed Length 7.28 in Load Capacity 2.2 lbs . Features maximum working temperature of around 60 degree celsius and with a minimum working temperature of -30 degree celsius\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good quality mini-tripod, so long as you don't mind its limitations\\n\\nReview: This Manfrotto Pixi tripod is a neat and compact accessory ideal for small cameras and DSLRs.\\n\\nConstruction is very high-quality and when folded its light and easy to transport. The tripod has a standard screw-thread which fits any camera and you can adjust it so the lens will always be level. It has non-slip rubberised feet to better anchor it on smooth surfaces.\\n\\nThe tripod stands only 12cm tall when extended and the legs are not telescopic, so you cant shoot at eye-level unless you're lying flat on the ground. But its great for indoor use such as photographing small objects in a light tent when you can take your time setting up the shot, and perfect for table-top use. Another thing worth a mention is that the tripod only allows for about 30 degrees of vertical camera elevation up or down, but apparently Manfrotto has a new version which (for a small price premium) addresses this issue and extends elevation to 90 degrees.\\n\\nThe heaviest camera it will take is 1Kg, which should be fine for most DSLRs and zoom-compacts; however this weight restriction might limit the size of zoom lens you can use with it without it toppling over. If you can live with these minor restrictions and your camera is not too heavy, this little tripod is a great portable accessory.\",\n \"Product: Forget conformity, and get serious with the PENTAX K-50, a mid-level DSLR with fast, advanced functionality, all wrapped up in bold colors. Featuring specifications of a top level DSLR, enjoy a 16 megapixel APS-C CMOS sensor, fast continuous shooting at six frames per second, high sensitivity shooting up to ISO 51200, 100% field of view, innovative in-body shake reduction, and an advanced auto focus module with four optional focusing screens, not to mention the PENTAX-original weather-sealing. Even with features this generous, the K-50 is also available in 3 brilliant color combinations that are sure to match your personality and style. The K-50's approachable, easy ergonomics is perfect for families and everyday photography, complete with a wide selection of creative tools and filters for limitless personalized expressions. Get ready to stand out from the crowd and wear your colors on your camera. Also enjoy full 1018p HD video capture, and eye-fi card compatibility for fast and easy image sharing. It's your camera, and your colors, with the PENTAX K-50.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Pentax K-50 DSLR in RED\\n\\nReview: As a returnee to SLR photography after 20 years, the DSLR I eventually chose was the K-50 in red packaged with the 18-55mm WR lens. What decided me were the very positive reviews, the fact the camera is wet-weatherproofed and overall value for money. It has turned out to be an excellent choice for a semi-serious amateur with a basic understanding of F-stops, shutter speeds and light metering who wants to upgrade to a DSLR with its vast range of features and shooting options.\\n\\nThe K-50 is visually stunning in its red casing, and people frequently comment on how good it looks. The camera has a chunky & quality feel. The menu and various control functions are sturdy and easy to master even by someone with large hands. All the features/controls are well-explained in the 300-page manual, which although initially intimidating is easy to follow step-by-step. Just shooting on AUTO means a beginner can achieve good results before learning how to improve depth-of-field, white balance and varying the exposure settings. The viewfinder screen is excellent, ditto the built-in flash which has an intelligent pop-up design and closes with a simple click if you want to lock it away and use natural light for exposure. The recording movies features are also very good but the microphone is highly sensitive particularly in moderate wind conditions.\\n\\nYou can save your photos in various file formats and use a vast range of (mostly free) editing software: with some experience you can radically enhance your results by editing/playing with them.\\n\\nThe camera has the option of two power sources: a built-in battery (which I have found lasts for several days of shooting and is the only power source I really need) plus the option of 4x AA batteries held internally in a D-BH109 AA adapter, a useful accessory not included in the basic camera package and a minor omission which would have been nice to have as part of the standard kit, ditto a basic 16GB SD memory card. Youll also need a robust carrying case.\\n\\nMy next purchase will be a 50-200mm lens to complement the 18-55.\\n\\nOverall: robust, weatherproof, versatile, easy to use, excellent value - and stunning in red.\",\n \"Product: Note: use screwdriver to tighten the screw properly near the battery box to avoid probe popping out. Tips: toggle units: shift the switch under the battery cover to set the default to \\\"Fahrenheit\\\" Or \\\"Celsius\\\". how to use: just open the probe and insert the temperature A couple of centimeter into the food you want to know the temperature of. In a Few seconds, a highly accurate temperature reading will be displayed on the built-in LCD screen. Product specifications: -/ switchable -large LCD display, Easy to read -measurement range: 58 to 572(-50-300)-accuracy: 0.1 (between -4F to 392f)-hold temperature function, it will \\\"hold\\\" The temperature reading until pressed again -10 minutes Auto-OFF -food-safe ABS plastic case and stainless probe notice: 1. Do not leave thermometer in oven while cooking, do not touch hot probe with bare hands. 2. Before withdrawing from food, press hold button. It will \\\"hold\\\" The temperature reading. 3. Wash the metal probe in soapy water. Clean thermometer by hand. Do not completely immerse in water.4. The folding probe is with a sharp tapered end, fold away when not in use making the wireless unit a small and convenient size for your pocket or drawer. package included: 1 x digital food Thermometer1 x AAA 1.5V battery\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A snugg-fitting iPad protector: nit-picking aside, good value and fit for purpose (but not real leather)\\n\\nReview: This Snugg case for the iPad Air is basically well designed, with minor reservations.\\n\\nFirst of all the Snugg case fits the Air well. The iPad is locked-in with a Velcro retaining tab, and it's quite a performance to remove again so there's no chance your precious iPad will fall out accidentally. It automatically puts the iPad into `sleep' mode when you close the case and wakes it up again when you open it; a few reviewers claim this function does not work for them, but it sure works for me - every time.\\n\\nThe case is not real leather but a faux leather look-alike (do you really expect leather at this price?), so anyone advertising it as leather is guilty of misrepresentation. However the material is robust and functional. I got the electric blue color, which looks great. The inside of the case is a suede-like material called `nubuck fiber' which as the manufacturer claims protects the iPad from scratches but also seems to be a dust magnet: this is one feature which could be improved on future models.\\n\\nI have no issues with the mechanism for standing the iPad in landscape mode; it's very stable and strong, and why a minority of reviewers don't agree is a mystery to me.\\n\\nIn summary: for the price, this is a good product which fulfills its primary purpose of protecting the iPad from knocks and scratches when you're out and about. It's not quite perfect and you can always nit-pick about this or that design feature, but basically it's good value and recommended.\",\n \"Product: With the ability to attach up to six USB devices simultaneously, together with HDMI, display and Gigabit fast Ethernet ports, Toshiba HI speed port Replicator III delivers Comprehensive connectivity and lightning-fast performance to your laptop - with no cables in sight. Simply plug in your machine and enjoy immediate access to all your peripherals, from printers, storage and screens to keyboards, mice and power sources. It's the perfect way to stay productive while keeping your workspace the way you want it.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Desk-top convenience from Toshiba's PA5116U-1PRP; useful but pricey\\n\\nReview: For readers unsure of what this is and why you would need it, you use it as follows. If you travel regularly with your laptop but otherwise work in a regular office environment - either in a home office or at your place of employment - then this `port replicator' sits on the desk permanently. Into it you plug the mains power cable, printer/s, wired network connection, speakers, wireless mouse and keyboard, bigger monitor etc., everything you might use regularly to enhance your work environment and connect to your computer. You walk in the office, get your laptop out of your bag, plonk it on top of the port replicator and presto - you're immediately connected to everything. When you want to take your laptop out with you on a trip you just unlock it, pop it in your bag and off you go, without needing to unplug all the cables.\\n\\nThe Toshiba devices are called `port replicators' but other manufacturers use different terms; Sony for example calls theirs `base stations' but they all do the same thing.\\n\\nThe Toshiba PRs are slightly larger than many but do the same job. They have an adjustment which enables them to fit any Toshiba computer. I've had the current one for two months and it's completely trouble-free. The laptop locks itself in and can only be unlocked by moving a small unlocking switch on the right side of the PR, otherwise it won't separate. Once the laptop is locked onto the PR then its own connecting points become inactive, so as an example if you're using a portable USB storage device then you need to plug it into a port on the PR not the laptop.\\n\\nYou need a bit more desk space to accommodate the PR, but not that much. If you come and go with your laptop then it makes working much easier and more convenient.\\n\\nThe only issue with these devices is unless you get one free with the computer as a package deal, they can be pricey. They have just fixed circuitry, so not much to go wrong provided you don't spill coffee on it.\",\n \"Product: TaoTronics Elune TT-DL08(Black) is the new generation energy-saving and LED desk lamp. Ideal light source for office, home, dorm, piano, etc. With its elegant and ergonomic design, this lamp is ideal for both home and office use. Package contents: 1 x TT-DL08 LED Desk Lamp 1 x AC Adapter (100V-240V) 1 x Quick User Manual 30 Day Money-back guarantee 12-Month TaoTronics Worry-free .\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The perfect versatile solution to desk lighting\\n\\nReview: This 6W LED `Elune' lamp from TauTronics is a 5-star product. The best features may be summarised as:\\n\\n* It's aesthetically pleasing, slim & elegant\\n\\n* It's nicely compact & doesn't take up much space on the desk/bedside table\\n\\n* No sharp corners, everything rounded & smooth\\n\\n* It's lightweight but at the same time the base is weighted enough to make it stable so it won't tip over\\n\\n* It articulates in 2 places: base-to-vertical-arm, and vertical-arm-to-lamp-section so is versatile enough to stretch the lamp directly over a book/document\\n\\n* 4 intensities of light are controlled by a finger-touch on the base, as light as a touch screen: the 2 brightest intensities are fine to read by & there's also ambient & night-light settings\\n\\n* Very low power consumption & LEDs with a lifespan of years, so no light bulbs will ever be needed\\n\\n* Direct mains power, so no battery changes either\\n\\nOverall, this is a fantastic product in every way. Forget the traditional bedside/desk lamps: get one of these (or similar) & you won't regret it. The manufacturer even packs a dust-wipe with the lamp, for cleaning/polishing.\",\n \"Product: Easily connect to your desktop environment, such as printer, monitor, keyboard and mouse, in one simple connection with the new Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator IIs USB 3.0 ports for greater functionality. The USB 3.0 ports have a fast data transfer rate - almost 10 times as fast as USB 2.0, making it perfect for HDDs and Flash drives. The Toshiba Hi-Speed Port Replicator II is compatible with select Portg and Tecra notebooks with 13, 14 and 15 screens. Guidelines and docking instructions printed on the port replicator assist in aligning and docking your notebooks quickly and effortlessly.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Desk-top convenience from Toshiba: finally affordable\\n\\nReview: For readers unsure of what this is and why you would need it, you use it as follows. If you travel regularly with your laptop but otherwise work in a regular office environment - either in a home office or at your place of employment - then this `port replicator' sits on the desk permanently. Into it you plug the mains power cable, printer/s, wired network connection, speakers, wireless mouse and keyboard, bigger monitor etc., everything you might use regularly to enhance your work environment and connect to your computer. You walk in the office, get your laptop out of your bag, plonk it on top of the port replicator and presto - you're immediately connected to everything. When you want to take your laptop out with you on a trip you just unlock it, pop it in your bag and off you go, without needing to unplug all the cables.\\n\\nThe Toshiba devices are called `port replicators' but other manufacturers use different terms; Sony for example calls theirs `base stations' but they all do the same thing.\\n\\nThe Toshiba PRs are slightly larger than many but do the same job. They have an adjustment which enables them to fit any Toshiba computer. I've had the current one for two months and it's completely trouble-free. The laptop locks itself in and can only be unlocked by moving a small unlocking switch on the right side of the PR, otherwise it won't separate. Once the laptop is locked onto the PR then its own connecting points become inactive, so as an example if you're using a portable USB storage device then you need to plug it into a port on the PR not the laptop.\\n\\nYou need a bit more desk space to accommodate the PR, but not that much. If you come and go with your laptop then it makes working much easier and more convenient.\\n\\nThese devices have finally come down in price to an affordable level (in fact mine came free with the computer as a temporary Toshiba promotion). There are no moving parts, just fixed circuitry, so there's not much to go wrong - provided you don't spill coffee on it.\",\n \"Product: Sandal\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The most comfortable open-backed sandals EVER\\n\\nReview: My last pair of Birkenstock Arizona sandals were the best slip-in/slip-out open-backs ever, and lasted five years. So when I decided to replace them I was delighted to discover the same design still available online. In my case they are only worn around the house and never go outside, but they would be perfectly good as outdoor summer shoes as well.\\n\\nThe Arizonas have cork inner soles which feel very rigid when new, but don't be deterred: the cork slowly gives as it molds to your foot. Adjust the strap-buckles to fit your feet, and within a couple of weeks they feel delightfully comfortable. Because of the molded-cork inners they always stay on your feet even when walking or running, despite being open-backed. The sandals are available in a range of colors from classic black and various brown shades, to a funky blue.\\n\\nEventually after a few years of wear, the cork slowly separates from the rubber sole and thats when youll need a new pair. However considering the quality of the product, they are outstanding value.\\n\\nIf youve never worn Birkenstock sandals before and are uncertain of your size, best go to a high-street/shopping mall retailer and try them until you find your size. After that initial purchase, you can buy subsequent/replacement pairs cheaper online.\",\n \"Product: Sandal\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The most comfortable open-backed sandals EVER\\n\\nReview: My last pair of Birkenstock Arizona sandals were the best slip-in/slip-out open-backs ever, and lasted five years. So when I decided to replace them I was delighted to discover the same design still available online. In my case they are only worn around the house and never go outside, but they would be perfectly good as outdoor summer shoes as well.\\n\\nThe Arizonas have cork inner soles which feel very rigid when new, but don't be deterred: the cork slowly gives as it molds to your foot. Adjust the strap-buckles to fit your feet, and within a couple of weeks they feel delightfully comfortable. Because of the molded-cork inners they always stay on your feet even when walking or running, despite being open-backed. The sandals are available in a range of colors from classic black and various brown shades, to a funky blue.\\n\\nEventually after a few years of wear, the cork slowly separates from the rubber sole and thats when youll need a new pair. However considering the quality of the product, they are outstanding value.\\n\\nIf youve never worn Birkenstock sandals before and are uncertain of your size, best go to a high-street/shopping mall retailer and try them until you find your size. After that initial purchase, you can buy subsequent/replacement pairs cheaper online.\",\n \"Product: Birkenstock BIRK-051701-Brown-41MUS Birkenstock Arizona Sandals Unisex Style\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The most comfortable open-backed sandals EVER\\n\\nReview: My last pair of Birkenstock Arizona sandals were the best slip-in/slip-out open-backs ever, and lasted five years. So when I decided to replace them I was delighted to discover the same design still available online. In my case they are only worn around the house and never go outside, but they would be perfectly good as outdoor summer shoes as well.\\n\\nThe Arizonas have cork inner soles which feel very rigid when new, but don't be deterred: the cork slowly gives as it moulds to your foot. Adjust the strap-buckles to fit your feet, and within a couple of weeks they feel delightfully comfortable. Because of the moulded-cork inners they always stay on your feet even when walking or running, despite being open-backed. The sandals are available in a range of colours from classic black and various brown shades, to a funky blue.\\n\\nEventually after a few years of wear, the cork slowly separates from the rubber sole and thats when youll need a new pair. However considering the quality of the product, they are outstanding value.\\n\\nIf youve never worn Birkenstock sandals before and are uncertain of your size, best go to a high-street/shopping mall retailer and try them until you find your size. After that initial purchase, you can buy subsequent/replacement pairs cheaper online.\",\n \"Product: The Topeak Alien II multi-tool is pretty incredible. It's an entire tool box that fits comfortably into your hydration pack or jersey pocket. There are 26 tools in all, and short of a cracked frame or complete fork overhaul, you should be able to fix just about anything with the Alien II. The Topeak Alien II combines pressed stainless steel with engineering-grade plastic for lightweight durability. It also splits apart for ease of use. The Alien II comes with a chain tool and a chain hook to assist with chain repairs. It also comes with a 15mm pedal wrench and two tire levers. As for Allen bits, this Alien has them covered from 2 to 10mm, with a T25 Torx also included. 8, 9, and 10mm box-end wrenches, along with 14, and 15-gauge spoke wrenches, and #2 Phillips/flat-head screwdrivers, round out the Alien II's features.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best portable bike tool: tough, practical, versatile\\n\\nReview: There's a big choice of portable bike tools offering Allen keys, screwdrivers and spanners in different sizes, plus tyre levers. This Alien II is the leader of the pack.\\n\\nIt's compact, strong, versatile and intelligently designed. It splits into 2 halves so you can use the tyre levers, which also makes each half less bulky to handle when doing other jobs. The build quality is very good with strong hinges and good locking mechanisms, the materials quality steel and tough plastics. It has the feel of indestructability about it.\\n\\nIt comes in a tough little pouch and is surprisingly compact and portable. You have every tool in every size you will ever need here for everything on your bike, and if you carry it with you at all times you can't go wrong.\",\n \"Product: Schwalbe Marathon Plus RLX Bicycle Tires are designed for extended durability and outstanding performance. The SmartGuard layer made from a flexible, special rubber offers particular resistance to shards of glass and flints. The SmartGuard belt does not increase rolling resistance.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Goodbye punctures forever: a fantastic product, impossible to over-praise\\n\\nReview: I have a Specialised Secteur Sport Triple which has proved to be a fine mid-priced road bike, but after doing 500km in two months it became obvious that something had to be done about the tires. The current poor state of the roads around my neighborhood meant even when riding carefully and trying to avoid all the ruts, potholes and areas of sharp grit on the road surface, I was suffering on average 2x punctures each week so I looked for a set of `puncture resistant' tires.\\n\\nThe Schwalbe Marathon Plus 700x35 were chosen because, although expensive, they had outstanding online reviews as being very puncture-resistant.\\n\\nFirst of all yes, they are very difficult to fit. You need a lot of strength in your thumbs to get them on the rim, or else use special tools. Tip: use gloves and it's a bit easier. I managed to somehow break a presta valve on one of the inner tubes so had to change it, and can confirm that if you ever need to refit the tire a second time, it's easier because being on the wheel previously the tire has a `memory' and has better conformed to the narrow width of the rim. Easier, but still not exactly easy.\\n\\nOnce on the road, these tires are virtually indestructible. I have been riding hard now every day for six weeks and haven't had one puncture - NOT ONE. You can even ride through broken glass and they won't puncture; fantastic product. I had some trepidation that, being so tough and thick, they would adversely affect the bike's handling, but in fact they're perfectly OK. There seems to be no extra rolling resistance and there's plenty of `feel' through the bars.\\n\\n`Schwalbe' BTW means `Swallow' in German (the bird, not the esophageal reflex).\",\n \"Product: FEATURES of the CatEye Left Mirror Lightweight design and fully adjustable Scratch resistant Wide angle for easy viewing Easy to install\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Budget-price bike mirror: easy secure fit, good view behind\\n\\nReview: This Cat Eye MTB is a great bike mirror at a bargain price. It has a convex lens so offers a nice wide angle of view, and a ball joint to swivel it into the right position.\\n\\nThe fitting is like an expandable cavity wall fixing, i.e. you screw it into the handlebar-end and tighten it with a cross-head screwdriver until secure. It's hard plastic-moulded, not metal, but quite robust enough for normal use so long as you don't crash the bike (when in any case the mirror-lens may break, regardless of the fitting).\\n\\nSome reviewers complain the mirror shifts position when you go over bumps, but this has not happened in my experience: however it's fitted to a hybrid road bike, and a mountain bike may need a more substantial mirror if you're going offroad.\",\n \"Product: FEATURES of the CatEye Left Mirror Lightweight design and fully adjustable Scratch resistant Wide angle for easy viewing Easy to install\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Budget-price bike mirror: easy secure fit, good view behind\\n\\nReview: This Cat Eye MTB is a great bike mirror at a bargain price. It has a convex lens so offers a nice wide angle of view, and a ball joint to swivel it into the right position.\\n\\nThe fitting is like an expandable cavity wall fixing, i.e. you screw it into the handlebar-end and tighten it with a cross-head screwdriver until secure. It's hard plastic-moulded, not metal, but quite robust enough for normal use so long as you don't crash the bike (when in any case the mirror-lens may break, regardless of the fitting).\\n\\nSome reviewers complain the mirror shifts position when you go over bumps, but this has not happened in my experience: however it's fitted to a hybrid road bike, and a mountain bike may need a more substantial mirror if you're going offroad.\",\n \"Product: Schwalbe Marathon Plus RLX Bicycle Tires are designed for extended durability and outstanding performance. The SmartGuard layer made from a flexible, special rubber offers particular resistance to shards of glass and flints. The SmartGuard belt does not increase rolling resistance.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Goodbye punctures forever: a fantastic product, impossible to over-praise\\n\\nReview: I have a Specialised Secteur Sport Triple which has proved to be a fine mid-priced road bike, but after doing 500km in two months it became obvious that something had to be done about the tires. The current poor state of the roads around my neighborhood meant even when riding carefully and trying to avoid all the ruts, potholes and areas of sharp grit on the road surface, I was suffering on average 2x punctures each week so I looked for a set of `puncture resistant' tires.\\n\\nThe Schwalbe Marathon Plus 700x35 were chosen because, although expensive, they had outstanding online reviews as being very puncture-resistant.\\n\\nFirst of all yes, they are very difficult to fit. You need a lot of strength in your thumbs to get them on the rim, or else use special tools. Tip: use gloves and it's a bit easier. I managed to somehow break a presta valve on one of the inner tubes so had to change it, and can confirm that if you ever need to refit the tire a second time, it's easier because being on the wheel previously the tire has a `memory' and has better conformed to the narrow width of the rim. Easier, but still not exactly easy.\\n\\nOnce on the road, these tires are virtually indestructible. I have been riding hard now every day for six weeks and haven't had one puncture - NOT ONE. You can even ride through broken glass and they won't puncture; fantastic product. I had some trepidation that, being so tough and thick, they would adversely affect the bike's handling, but in fact they're perfectly OK. There seems to be no extra rolling resistance and there's plenty of `feel' through the bars.\\n\\n`Schwalbe' BTW means `Swallow' in German (the bird, not the esophageal reflex).\",\n \"Product: An ideal choice for people on the go, the Stainless King Vacuum Insulated Beverage Bottle is built to last and loaded with features to make for a more enjoyable drinking experience. Thermos vacuum insulation technology virtually eliminates temperature change within the beverage container by creating an airless space between two stainless steel walls. The result is a superior insulated container you can depend on to keep your beverages hotter, colder, fresher, longer. This beverage bottle keeps beverages hot or cold for 24 hours, making it a great choice for wherever life's adventures may take you. Constructed with double wall stainless steel, this 2 Liter beverage bottle is virtually durable, yet its rugged design is both eye-catching and functional. The specially designed twist and pour stopper lets you pour without having to remove the stopper completely. A simple twist is enough to allow liquids to flow out. This beverage bottle comes equipped with its own built-in, insulated stainless steel serving cup, so there is no need to pack an additional cup. The bottle also features a compact, fold-flat handle for easy carrying that also provides increased stability and handling when pouring. In order to maximize the incredible insulation technology, it is recommended to either pre-chill or pre-heat the beverage bottle just prior to use. This can be accomplished by filling the beverage bottle with cold or hot tap water, attaching the lid and letting it rest for a few minutes. Before you are ready to use, simply empty the water and fill with your favorite beverage. Attaching the lid will further increase the thermal efficiency. This bottle stays cool to the touch with hot beverages and condensation-free with cold beverages. The Stainless King Vacuum Insulated Beverage Bottle is made of BPA-free materials and is backed by a five-year limited warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The original brand continues feel the heat\\n\\nReview: My experience of this Thermos 1.2L flask is as follows:\\n\\n1. Liquid remains hot for around 5 hours and warm enough to drink for about 15 hours if unopened. The only heat escape is a small amount of conduction through the tough plastic screw-stopper\\n\\n2. If opened a couple of times and some of the liquid is displaced by cold air, the remaining drink remains warm for about 4 hours but no longer (depending on the amount poured out and for how long the stopper was unscrewed)\\n\\n3. Its lightweight & portable, and at the same time tough & resilient\\n\\n4. On the minus side, its a bit pricey\\n\\nA few reviewers claim their flasks don't keep the liquid hot or that they work for a while and then stop working. The only reason for this can be that the vacuum-seal has gone, obviously a manufacturing fault or inconsistent manufacturing quality affecting a minority of the flasks, or else they may have been dropped/violently knocked at the premises of the retail seller prior to being shipped to these buyers.\\n\\nCurrent flasks like this Thermos are a big improvement on the old fragile glass-lined flasks of the 1980s which would always shatter if dropped even once. Its not a cheap/budget item however, but you usually get what you pay for.\",\n \"Product: Schwalbe Marathon Plus RLX Bicycle Tires are designed for extended durability and outstanding performance. The SmartGuard layer made from a flexible, special rubber offers particular resistance to shards of glass and flints. The SmartGuard belt does not increase rolling resistance.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Goodbye punctures forever: a fantastic product, impossible to over-praise\\n\\nReview: I have a Specialised Secteur Sport Triple which has proved to be a fine mid-priced road bike, but after doing 500km in two months it became obvious that something had to be done about the tires. The current poor state of the roads around my neighborhood meant even when riding carefully and trying to avoid all the ruts, potholes and areas of sharp grit on the road surface, I was suffering on average 2x punctures each week so I looked for a set of `puncture resistant' tires.\\n\\nThe Schwalbe Marathon Plus 700x35 were chosen because, although expensive, they had outstanding online reviews as being very puncture-resistant.\\n\\nFirst of all yes, they are very difficult to fit. You need a lot of strength in your thumbs to get them on the rim, or else use special tools. Tip: use gloves and it's a bit easier. I managed to somehow break a presta valve on one of the inner tubes so had to change it, and can confirm that if you ever need to refit the tire a second time, it's easier because being on the wheel previously the tire has a `memory' and has better conformed to the narrow width of the rim. Easier, but still not exactly easy.\\n\\nOnce on the road, these tires are virtually indestructible. I have been riding hard now every day for six weeks and haven't had one puncture - NOT ONE. You can even ride through broken glass and they won't puncture; fantastic product. I had some trepidation that, being so tough and thick, they would adversely affect the bike's handling, but in fact they're perfectly OK. There seems to be no extra rolling resistance and there's plenty of `feel' through the bars.\\n\\n`Schwalbe' BTW means `Swallow' in German (the bird, not the esophageal reflex).\",\n \"Product: Horror film on VHS TAPE.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Anthony Shaffer's iconic 1973 masterpiece restored in full: the version to see\\n\\nReview: Anthony Shaffer's iconic 1973 classic starring the perfectly-cast Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee (in his best-ever role), Ingrid Pitt and Britt Ekland (overdubbed because she couldn't get her Scottish accent right and body-doubled in her nude scene) is one of the most original independent British films ever made. Little of useful substance can be added to the many excellent reviews of the film posted here without indulging in repetition; but if you're interested in film and have never seen \\\"The Wicker Man\\\", then you can now experience the full, uncut 100-minute film in its entirety for the first time.\\n\\nHaving seen the shortened \\\"theatrical\\\" version of the film on its cinema release in 1973 paired with Nicholas Roeg's \\\"Don't Look Now\\\", I had waited many years to see the lost footage. Well, here it is offered on its own disk, as the \\\"director's cut.\\\" It's definitely the better version, with the initial ten extra minutes showcasing Sergeant Howie's life on the mainland, his chaste and traditional relationship with his fiance (anachronistic even in 1973), religious zeal singing in church, and the quiet mockery of his unassailable Christian faith from police colleagues. Howie opens and reads the fateful letter, addressed specifically to him, from an anonymous Summerislander informing him that Rowan Morrison is missing: this makes the plot development and shocking denouement all the more poignant, as the audience realises it's all been planned and Howie tested by the islanders to ensure he's fully what he appears to be. Other short but important scenes are restored to the middle of the running time, deepening the narrative and making the film more coherent.\\n\\nThe restored minutes are of lower image quality than the rest of the film, as the original high-def master was lost forever - suspected to be accidentally discarded by a careless engineer and unintentionally buried beneath the new M3 motorway construction. Roger Corman's personal copy was the only source available for the missing scenes, and you'll be able to tell the restored scenes right away due to the quality difference.\\n\\nThe original butchered cinema release version is also included on its own disk, along with some interesting extras including a truly excellent 50-minute documentary narrated with intelligence and insight by respected film critic Mark Kermode. Finally, there's also a separate CD of the soundtrack with all the original film's extraordinarily atmospheric music.\\n\\nThrough the decades, this eccentric 1973 masterpiece has gone from strength to strength and found newer audiences who appreciate its originality, iconoclastic theme, witty and realistic script and shocking ending. It's like no other film ever made, and it works brilliantly. This 3-disk set is the best edition we're ever likely to see, and well worth buying.\\n\\nNeil LaBute's abysmal 2007 \\\"remake\\\", starring Nicholas Cage and departing completely from the original film's delightful nuanced complexity to descend into a hopeless, risible schlock-horror flick, should be avoided at all costs. See Shaffer's 1973 original. Please.\",\n \"Product: 17 Songs. 01. No quarter\\n02. Thank you\\n03. What is and what should never be\\n04. The battle of evermore\\n05. Gallows pole\\n06. Nobody's fault but mine\\n07. City don't cry\\n08. The truth explodes\\n09. Wah wah\\n10. When the levee breaks\\n11. Wonderful one\\n12. Since I've been loving you\\n13. The rain song\\n14. That's the way\\n15. Four sticks\\n16. Friends\\n17. Kashmir\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Page & Plant `Unledded' update their classic compositions into the world-music era\\n\\nReview: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant met in 1968 and hit it off when they discovered they shared unorthodox and wide-ranging musical interests. Despite Led Zeppelin's reputation as the founding fathers of heavy metal, real fans know that what made Zep unique was the variety of musical styles deployed in their compositions. Ideas from North African and Indian music (check out Page's frequently unconventional guitar tunings) as well as Mississippi Delta blues, Appalachian mountain music and the folk traditions of the British Isles all fed into the Zeppelin song book.\\n\\nThe 1994 reunion between Page and Plant was sparked by an invitation to perform together on MTV's `Unplugged' series, and by music producer Bill Curbishley talking Robert Plant around to the idea (Page needed no persuasion).\\n\\nThe resulting concert at the studios of London Weekend Television (LWT) forms the centrepiece of this DVD which captures and celebrates the `Unledded' project. `No Quarter' contains 17 musical pieces performed either at the LWT concert, or outside in the open air in North Wales, or under the hot sun in Morocco with a group of Arab musicians. Four of the pieces - `City Don't Cry', `The Truth Explodes', `Wah Wah' and `Wonderful One' - are non-Zeppelin compositions, the rest imaginative re-works of songs written jointly by Page and Plant and originally recorded by Zeppelin in the 1970s.\\n\\nThe new arrangements are backed by 7 musicians playing banjo, mandolin, bodhran and hurdy-gurdy as well as bass and percussion. To add further spice to the mix a traditional Egyptian 11-piece musical ensemble is deployed on many of the tracks and on those recorded in Marrakech, a group of Moroccan musicians. To top it all off, the entire string section from The London Metropolitan Orchestra (violins, violas and cellos) guest on `Since I've been loving you' and a brand new extended interpretation of the Zep classic `Kashmir' which is the DVD's crowning moment and closes the show.\\n\\nMost buyers interested in this collection will be Zeppelin fans and very familiar with all the originals from Zep's back catalogue. The reworks of for example `Nobody's fault but mine', `Four Sticks' and `Friends' are transformed into exotic rhythmic excursions so radically different to the Zeppelin originals as to be barely recognisable. Other numbers enjoy less radical reworks but are improved nevertheless.\\n\\nThe inclusion of so many other fine musicians with no previous connection to the world of western rock music offers an unexpectedly rich musical experience, more complex and varied than any one of Zeppelin's glorious albums to which this collection will inevitably be compared. This is a mature and interesting piece of work which will appeal to any Zeppelin fan and to any open-minded listener with wider musical horizons. Production values are exemplary, giving a rich and satisfying sound where no instrument or voice dominates the action, but where everything is in fine balance.\\n\\nThe extras include an interview with Page and Plant filmed in monochrome on a busy London Street (odd idea, but it somehow works even with people walking in front of the cameras and buses going past); a version of `Black Dog' radically changed from the original with an underlying `Whole Lotta Love' riff performed for the ABC American Music Awards; and an arty music video called `Most High'. Subtitles are offered in all major languages.\",\n \"Product: Science fiction VHS TAPE\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Not great, but explores some interesting ideas\\n\\nReview: Brian DePalma's \\\"Mission to Mars\\\" usually inspires one of two polar opposite reactions from viewers: either it's outstanding, or it's unbearably awful. As is often the case, the truth lies somewhere in between. Although the plotline contains little original material, the script is poor and none of the acting performances come close to oscar material, the film has some minor strengths which make it worth seeing at least once.\\n\\nM2M takes elements of the plotline from Clark and Kubrick's 1969 classic \\\"2001: A Space Odyssey\\\" and reworks them into a near-future first-mission-to-Mars setting. Many of the scenes are reminiscent of \\\"2001\\\" especially the zero-gravity shots and the long, slow destruction of the rescue ship, with the four crew then drifting high above Mars in space suits: an episode of genuine dramatic tension which pays homage to the long scene of astronaut Dave Bowman's attempts to outwit the computer HAL in \\\"2001\\\". M2M plays out as if targeted at a young audience demographic (i.e. those who go to the movies a lot), so Van Halen stands in for Richard Bach and Strauss on the soundtrack and the dialog is dumbed down to the lowest denominator so even someone who's had a few beers can get it. The final scenes give cinematic voice to the widespread speculation that the enormous upward-facing rock \\\"face\\\" situated in the Cydonia Crater published on NASA's photographs might indeed be an artificially-created artefact and evidence of previous intelligent habitation of Mars.\\n\\nOne of the problems with this movie seems to be that it falls between different classes of sci-fi and doesn't really know if it's fish or fowl, so to speak. Its upbeat enlightened-aliens-from-ancient-times theme is reminiscent of the original 1950 \\\"The Day the Earth Stood Still\\\" (justifiably seen as a classic) and Spielberg's \\\"Close Encounters of the Third Kind\\\" - especially the ending. It's probably best to suspend disbelief and see the message of M2M as belonging to this strain of the genre. The discovering-remains-of-advanced-ancient-alien-civilization-on-distant-planet theme was pioneered as far back as Fred Wilcox's \\\"Forbidden Planet\\\" in 1956, has been revisited many times since and forms the cornerstone of the plot of M2M. The realization of this theme is unfortunately trite and unconvincing, with pretty doe-eyed androgynous CGI ancient alien demonstrating the seeding of life on Earth millions of years ago before departing for destination unknown elsewhere in the galaxy (why didn't they just move to Earth and settle there? - not answered).\\n\\nOn realization of scientific detail and on representation of Mars as currently known, the film scores a fairly high 7/10 due to advisory input from NASA. Realistic portrayal of space travel within the confines of current technology know-how: 6/10 (you don't stop in space if your fuel runs out, guys - you keep moving until you connect with another object). Acting performances 4/10 at most; character development around 3/10. Dramatic tension a respectable 5/10. Originality maybe 2/10 (the face-in-Cydonia speculation has featured as the central theme in no other movie to date but the rest of the plot is derivative). Overall, 5/10.\\n\\nSo in summary, not as bad as some claim and not great either. If you don't expect either the haunting mystique of \\\"2001\\\", the schlock-shock of Ridley Scott's \\\"Alien\\\" series or the wondrous and positivist message of Spielberg's CE3 but accept M2M as a hybrid which works well in parts, you'll enjoy it for what it is: an OK movie which misses the mark of greatness by some margin, but can be good entertainment nevertheless.\",\n \"Product: Natural sounds...natural beauty...naturally relaxing! Escape into a world of breathtaking beauty as the natural sights and sounds of crashing Pacific surf transports you on a blissful journey of peaceful relaxation. Shot entirely on location along the rugged California, Oregon and Washington coastlines, \\\"Pacific Surf\\\" captures the spectacular natural beauty of giant, crashing waves as they pound the towering cliffs and shoreline of this majestic region! \\\"Pacific Surf\\\" blends a symphony of the naturally soothing sounds of crashing surf with a gentle musical background to create the ultimate stress-reducing natural environment--in the home or office!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Carnage, horror and realism: \\\"Pacific\\\" misses the mark of BoB's greatness, but is it good? You bet\\n\\nReview: It's ironic that the word for the planet's largest ocean means \\\"peaceful\\\" when the Pacific theatre of WW2 has become synonymous with probably the bloodiest and most ferocious warfare in human history.\\n\\nSpielberg's 10-episode \\\"Pacific\\\" miniseries in homage to the servicemen who fought against the Japanese in that enormous theatre of war is inevitably compared to its sister-series, the seminal \\\"Band of Brothers\\\" - a serious contender for the best-ever TV drama of any genre. \\\"Pacific\\\" has proved to be more controversial than the almost universally praised BoB for a number of reasons. Here's my take on it.\\n\\nInspired by Stephen Ambrose's book and with the majority of survivors staying in contact as a cohesive group of veterans who had shared the same experiences in the same unit at the same places and times, BoB was an exceptional opportunity to follow the continuous month-by-month narrative of Easy Company's time in the European theatre. These factors worked in its favor to allow for the realization of a novelistic story developed over 10 hours of TV, diverting only to focus on this or that individual week by week as Easy's campaign took them across Europe in 1944-45. We got to know these men, to care about them and understand them.\\n\\nIn contrast, the source material of \\\"Pacific\\\" comes from the stories of three separate individuals: Medal-of-Honor winner and national hero John Basilone killed at Iwo Jima, and survivors Eugene Sledge and Robert Leckie who both later (much later) wrote best-selling memoirs about their WW2 experiences in the 1st Marine Division. This more ambitious concept makes for a somewhat fractured narrative, especially after episode 3 set in Australia when the stories of Leckie and Basilone diverge. On first viewing the series, it's not easy for the viewer to stay with who everyone is, especially some of the secondary characters, or to care about them. This definitely improves if you view the series a second time but it must be said that the overall concept, direction and editing might have made a slightly better job of this.\\n\\nAnother issue is the extreme contrast between episodes focusing on the uncompromisingly violent and horror-filled combat-zones and those which take place in the USA (mainly focusing on Basilone's time there as a medal-winning national hero being used to sell war bonds, falling in love and getting married etc.), Melbourne (the whole of episode 3) and the Pacific R&R base at Pavavu, including Leckie's time in the hospital. I think in truth this works quite well: this is how the Pacific War was conducted and the format illustrates how extreme was the experience these guys went through whilst fighting the island campaign and how it affected them psychologically. We're shown vividly that compared to the taken-for-granted comforts of peacetime life, being in these island battles was like being on another planet, or entering the Gates of Hell, and it was impossible for anyone not there to even begin to understand what it was like. The contrast is extreme, and illustrated well.\\n\\nA point of objection from some is the amount of profanity in the script. The language is realistic and how these guys in that situation talked: however, it might create some parental-child-viewing decision issues. The combat violence is as extreme as we've ever seen on film: heads blown off, limbs blown off, guts ripped out, Japanese soldiers burned alive. The marines, and the audience, get used to this level of carnage very quickly. As Spielberg says of this series:\\n\\n\\\"It's brutal, and it's honest, and it's right there in your face - as it was for them.\\\"\\n\\nHeated debate has been generated here on amazon and elsewhere over the graphic depiction of \\\"atrocities\\\" committed by marines in combat situations. Some viewers find this actually offensive, and it puts them off the series. Well, gold teeth WERE removed from the mouths of dead (and not always dead) Japanese soldiers with bayonets and collected by marines: this is attested by Sledge in his memoir, and by other veterans. The reasons why marines eventually behaved this way was because they were forced to witness persistent Japanese Army atrocities on civilians and captured prisoners, and this was not (in my opinion) explored as fully as it might have been. Japanese soldiers would never surrender, or hardly ever. They fought to the death. The Bushido code created a ruthless, murderous, cruel and fanatical enemy who fought with a suicidal ferocity found in no other army in WW2, and to prevail against an enemy like this US servicemen simply were forced to adapt and do likewise. The process which led to this could have been explored with a bit more illustrative detail.\\n\\nThe acting is excellent throughout, often understated and subtle. All the three main leads are superb, especially James Badge Dale playing Robert Leckie with irony, intelligence and wit. Again this is more appreciated on second viewing. Even Rami Malek playing \\\"SNAFU\\\" Shelton who initially comes over as a kind of hard-as-nails psycho type mellows as we get to know him; his character works better on second viewing to reveal him as a bit more complex and nuanced, with a good and caring side, who has learned to cope effectively with the horror of his situation and the continuous loss of friends in his own eccentric way by building a hard shell around himself.\\n\\nIs \\\"Pacific\\\" the equal of BoB? Wrong question. It's different. BoB has a kind of shining nobility personified by the integrity of Dick Winters, played to perfection by British actor Damian Lewis, which ran like a seam of gold through the series. At the conclusion set in late 1945 in Austria, with Lewis' voiceover relating how the survivors of Easy's campaign returned to civilian life, the audience feels genuine heart-affecting emotion. In contrast, by the conclusion of episode 9 (on Okinawa), \\\"Pacific\\\" leaves the audience with something of a downer, drained and dispirited with little to mitigate the relentless carnage, the filth, the dismembered and rotting bodies and marines gradually becoming psychologically more unhinged as their buddies are killed off one at a time. Were these sacrifices worthwhile? There's little indication that any of the surviving marines felt they were. The final episode 10, showing the guys returning home in 1946 and rebuilding their lives, is an excellent and valuable bookender to the story and goes some way to mitigate the gloom, but does not succeed completely in doing so. Don't miss it.\\n\\nWorth seeing? You bet. Watch it twice; it's better the second time round when you have absorbed the mood and start to know the characters better. The extras on the Blu-Ray edition, including the \\\"enhanced viewing\\\" option (consider watching the whole series a second or third time with this facility engaged) are truly excellent. The bios on disc 6 are well worth seeing and bring the real people to life. The musical score is sombre, epic yet understated: near perfection.\\n\\nI'd rate this series about four-and-a-half stars, which is pretty good. It has a lot going for it, but is unlikely to leave you filled with warmth and nobility as did BoB, feeling it was all worthwhile. However if you haven't seen \\\"Pacific\\\", I'd strongly recommend you do. If you tried to watch it already and abandoned viewing part-way through because of any or all of the reasons explored above, give it another try. This series is a notable achievement with its own special character, and it will likely endure the years well.\",\n \"Product: This box set contains all 32 episodes, with newly remastered picture and Dolby 5.1 surround sound. The DVD box also includes extra features on each disc, plus a sixth documentary disc, \\\"Captain Scarlet: S.I.G.\\\". In its new digital incarnation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gerry explores the Dark Side\\n\\nReview: Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons is a more serious, mature and altogether darker creation than Gerry Andersons earlier triumphs of sci-fi supermarionation from Supercar via Fireball XL5 and Stingray to the bigger-budget Thunderbirds. Great as these earlier series were, in Captain Scarlet new miniature-solenoid technology allowed the marionettes heads to be proportional to the bodies while the mouths and eyes were still moveable, so they look less like caricatures and more realistically human. Moreover the characters are realized as more thoughtful, complex and nuanced: the mysteron enemies sometimes win, the good guys often get it wrong, and almost every episode sees a character suffer a violent death prior to being reanimated by the mysterons in pursuit of their relentless terror-war against the human race.\\n\\nThe series is full of sinister double agents and James Bond-like plots, and it is tempting to see the Martian mysterons as an allegory for the Cold War Soviets. The indestructible Captain Scarlet (real name in the series = Paul Metcalfe) is the eponymous hero. Killed and resurrected by the mysterons to be used as one of their agents under neurological control, Metcalfes strength of character leads him uniquely to rediscover his moral compass and break the mind-control while retaining his mysteron regenerative powers, so he changes sides and re-joins SPECTRUM as their greatest asset in the war against the mysterons.\\n\\nThe series production values are so good that sometimes its easy to forget you're watching puppets, rather than actors. Although the original series dates from 1967 the storylines have a contemporary feel in that they deal with how to stop serial acts of terrorism and the effective deployment of actionable intelligence. Though the head of SPECTRUM is Colonel White (the SPECTRUM personnel have uniforms coloured according to their code names), and the sinister resurrected-from-death Captain Black remains under the control of the mysterons, the shows writers ensure the good guys and bad guys are not always painted as black-and-white: sometimes good people with the best intentions make poor decisions which result in disastrous consequences. This interplanetary war was instigated by us humans, albeit by mistake but one the mysterons do not and will not forgive.\\n\\nThe sets, SPVs and Angel fighter-aircraft (piloted by five exotic young women), the SPECTRUM uniforms, the spectacular Cloudbase as a kind of giant aircraft carrier in the stratosphere, special effects and pre-CGI-era explosions in each episode all look terrific and manage to be futuristic in that wonderful 1960s style while still being surprisingly ageless. Barry Grays atmospheric soundtrack is perfect, adding suspense and menace, and the end-credits of each episode showcase some superb comic-book action stills. The series however lacks the light touch and humour of Andersons earlier shows like Thunderbirds and Stingray; were in more serious film-noir territory here.\\n\\nThe 32 titled episodes from both series are offered on six differently coloured (SPECTRUM-style) DVDs, five containing the 32 episodes and the final DVD with extras. For purists: the image resolution is the original 1:1.33 (3:4) from the 1960s TV series, so has not been cropped to fit 21st century widescreen TV.\",\n \"Product: This box set contains all 32 episodes, with newly remastered picture and Dolby 5.1 surround sound. The DVD box also includes extra features on each disc, plus a sixth documentary disc, \\\"Captain Scarlet: S.I.G.\\\". In its new digital incarnation.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Indestructible Captain Scarlet: Gerry Anderson is seduced by the Dark Side\\n\\nReview: Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons is a more serious, mature and altogether darker creation than Gerry Andersons earlier triumphs of sci-fi supermarionation from Supercar via Fireball XL5 and Stingray to the bigger-budget Thunderbirds. Great as these earlier series were, in Captain Scarlet new miniature-solenoid technology allowed the marionettes heads to be proportional to the bodies while the mouths and eyes were still moveable, so they look less like caricatures and more realistically human. Moreover the characters are realized as more thoughtful, complex and nuanced: the mysteron enemies sometimes win, the good guys often get it wrong, and almost every episode sees a character suffer a violent death prior to being reanimated by the mysterons in pursuit of their relentless terror-war against the human race.\\n\\nThe series is full of sinister double agents and James Bond-like plots, and it is tempting to see the Martian mysterons as an allegory for the Cold War Soviets. The indestructible Captain Scarlet (real name in the series = Paul Metcalfe) is the eponymous hero. Killed and resurrected by the mysterons to be used as one of their agents under neurological control, Metcalfes strength of character leads him uniquely to rediscover his moral compass and break the mind-control while retaining his mysteron regenerative powers, so he changes sides and re-joins SPECTRUM as their greatest asset in the war against the mysterons.\\n\\nThe series production values are so good that sometimes its easy to forget you're watching puppets, rather than actors. Although the original series dates from 1967 the storylines have a contemporary feel in that they deal with how to stop serial acts of terrorism and the effective deployment of actionable intelligence. Though the head of SPECTRUM is Colonel White (the SPECTRUM personnel have uniforms coloured according to their code names), and the sinister resurrected-from-death Captain Black remains under the control of the mysterons, the shows writers ensure the good guys and bad guys are not always painted as black-and-white: sometimes good people with the best intentions make poor decisions which result in disastrous consequences. This interplanetary war was instigated by us humans, albeit by mistake but one the mysterons do not and will not forgive.\\n\\nThe sets, SPVs and Angel fighter-aircraft (piloted by five exotic young women), the SPECTRUM uniforms, the spectacular Cloudbase as a kind of giant aircraft carrier in the stratosphere, special effects and pre-CGI-era explosions in each episode all look terrific and manage to be futuristic in that wonderful 1960s style while still being surprisingly ageless. Barry Grays atmospheric soundtrack is perfect, adding suspense and menace, and the end-credits of each episode showcase some superb comic-book action stills. The series however lacks the light touch and humour of Andersons earlier shows like Thunderbirds and Stingray; were in more serious film-noir territory here.\\n\\nThe 32 titled episodes from both series are offered on six differently coloured (SPECTRUM-style) DVDs, five containing the 32 episodes and the final DVD with extras. For purists: the image resolution is the original 1:1.33 (3:4) from the 1960s TV series, so has not been cropped to fit 21st century widescreen TV.\",\n \"Product: Emmy-winning program from Sci-Fi Channel on UFOs.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If this don't convince the skeptic, nothing will\\n\\nReview: Independent film-maker James Fox's widely respected documentary on the UFO phenomenon and evidence for the official cover-up is probably the best ever made on the subject, its only rival being his more recent 2009 film titled \\\"I know what I saw.\\\"\\n\\n\\\"Out of the Blue\\\" presents some of the most convincing evidence for UFOs as real craft of non-human manufacture, and allows witnesses to speak for themselves. Researchers, politicians, high-ranking military and ex-military people and two astronauts (Dr. Edgar Mitchell and Gordon Cooper) speak frankly about what they know of the ET issue and how it is managed at the deepest level of government. It's good to see the French Government's COMETA report given such prominence in a mainstream documentary, because the content of this milestone report is generally unknown to many outside France unless they study the subject in detail.\\n\\nThe film is an excellent introduction for anyone either mildly curious about the issue or with little exposure to the mountain of hard evidence of unknown flying objects seen and radar-tracked in our skies. Fox wisely keeps to the best cases and most credible witnesses: he does not venture into the more paradigm-stretching areas of alien abductions, cattle mutilations or other controversial and unsettling (though compelling) aspects of the phenomenon. The film sticks to the basics, and as a consequence remains grounded and very difficult for a debunker to deal with. The viewer is left with a strong sense that yes, something is really there and there is a big cover-up - which was Fox's intended result.\\n\\nMinor quibbles might be the use of jaunty, distracting synthesiser music on parts of the soundtrack and the now-mainly-discredited Philip Corso as one of the chief talking-head witnesses (though thankfully his sound-bites are relevant to the issue and his own questionable personal ego-driven claims largely edited out). Overall though, \\\"out of the Blue\\\" is first class with both content and tone exactly right.\\n\\nIf you only ever watch one film-documentary about the UFO issue, make it \\\"Out of the Blue.\\\" Fox's follow-up film, \\\"I know what I saw,\\\" focuses on the participants in the November 2007 Washington DC press conference and their highly-credible stories, and is also worth seeing.\",\n \"Product: PAL/Region 0. Double-disc German edition of the film known as 'Downfall' in the US. It's the last days of Adolf Hitler, April 1945, and Hitler's personal secretary Traudl Junge finds herself in the Der Fuhrer's bunker. Facing inevitable defeat, Hilter's moods range from defiance to fight or flee, remain loyal or opt for self-preservation. Eva Braun parties while Magda Goebbels kills her children. The movie goes on to show how Hitler and Eva lived their last hours in the Bunker.Directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel. Written by Bernd Eichinger. Based on the book Inside Hitler's Bunker by Joachim Fest; and the book Bis zur letzten Stunde by Traudl Junge and Melissa Muller. In German, with English subtitles. Running time: 155 minutes. Includes a bonus DVD with nearly 3 hours of extras! No US DVD release until late 2005 * Please note you will need an All Code DVD player to view. Full Specs; DISC ONE, The movie (theatrical version), DISC TWO, Audio description in German Hitler's Last Days -documentary (58 mins), Making of 'The Downfall -featurette (50 mins), Melissa Mller (author of the book 'Bis zur letzten Stunde') speaks about Traudl Junge (9 mins), 'The bunker' - A virtual tour, Interviews with: - Bruno Ganz, - Alexandra Maria Lara, - Corinna Harfouch, - Ullirch Matthes, - Julianne Khler, - Heino Ferch, - Bernd Eichinger (producer), - Joachim Fest (writer), - Oliver Hirschbiegel (director), Cast and crew biographies, Biographies of the historic figures, Subtitles: English and German HoH, Picture format: 1.78:1 Anamorphic PAL ,Soundtrack(s): German DTS 5.1 , German Dolby Digital 5.1 Case type: 2-Disc Digi-Pack Notes: Packaged in a slipcase.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Cinematic masterpiece - a must see\\n\\nReview: Bernd Eichinger's 2004 masterpiece \\\"Der Untergang\\\" is in every way a magnificent cinematic achievement deserving all the praise heaped on it by other reviewers here and by critics and audiences throughout the world. This is riveting and utterly convincing drama with five-star performances from all the leads and in particular a career-defining and oscar-worthy performance from Swiss-born Bruno Ganz as Hitler. Ganz is so consistently outstanding he dominates all his scenes. He shows Hitler in all his complexity: how he was able to inspire an almost mystical level of loyalty and fear from so many including his inner circle, most of the army generals and ordinary German citizens right until the end. He even has Hitler's Austrian accent exactly right (this would be lost on the non-German speaking viewer) and mannerisms observed from countless film records including the shaking hands thought to be caused by the progress of Parkinson's disease.\\n\\nThe main focus of the film's action is the drama played out in the Fuhrerbunker as Hitler interacts with Himmler and Fegelein, Albert Speer, various army generals and the dominant and ever-present Joseph Goebbels (played to perfection with cynical malice by Ulrich Matthes). Hitler rages against all who have \\\"betrayed\\\" him (the Wehrmacht, the Luftwaffe, Goering, Himmler, the German people); exhibits maniacal and delusional behaviour by issuing impossible-to-execute orders to phantom military formations which no longer exist, interrupted by occasional periods of insight and lucidity. Others try to maintain some normality in the face of the Armageddon unfolding around them, even as they discuss the best way to kill oneself: cyanide or a shot to the head?\\n\\nThis main narrative is counterbalanced by several well-integrated sub-plots focusing on the hell-on-Earth of the Soviet assault through the streets of Berlin, notably SS surgeon Ernst-Gunther Schenck's (Christian Berkel) attempt, with a subtle mixture of thoroughbred military efficiency and genuine humanitarian sentiment, to organise the medical facilities to care for the thousands of wounded and dying in the city. Some of the Hitler Youth defenders are literally children, assaulting the Soviet tanks with Panzerfaust rocket-grenades and in turn getting killed in droves. SS punishment squads roam the streets seeking deserters, real and imagined, to publicly execute. Chaos and mayhem reign, but National Socialist order must nevertheless be maintained.\\n\\nThe film looks magnificent and utterly real. Despite the focus on theatrical personal interactions inside the bunker, the outdoor street scenes are genuinely cinematic and show the unfolding horror and carnage to perfection.\\n\\nThe only minor issue might be that for the viewer unfamiliar with many of the 20 or so historical characters in the film it's difficult, on first viewing, to understand who everyone is and where they fit in to the story. Brief subtitling below a new character on first appearance explaining who he/she is might have helped here. This is one reason why the film is actually more absorbing and enjoyable on second viewing, when the viewer has more familiarity with the characters.\\n\\nOverall a great, great historical drama based closely on eyewitness accounts which succeeds both as cinema and as drama. Make sure you see the film with original German dialogue as spoken by the actors, and don't be conned into watching an inferior overdubbed version.\\n\\nA seriously excellent film deserving five stars. For anyone interested in this period of European history or just serious about film: see it.\",\n \"Product: Region 1 NTSC.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The true story of Seraphine de Senlis: a fine film deserving all its awards\\n\\nReview: POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT - IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THE TRUE STORY\\n\\nThis is an unusual, slow-paced and absorbing biopic about Seraphine Louis, a poorly-educated and deeply religious single woman living in the town of Senlis in eastern France in the first decades of the 20th century. Despite great adversity, Seraphine eventually became a highly regarded `nave' artist of some renown whose work had a distinctive style and is now featured in any comprehensive history of 20th century art.\\n\\nWritten and directed by Martin Provost (Cocoon, Le Ventre de Juliette) `Seraphine' won a number of French Film Academy awards. Yolande Moreau plays the somewhat eccentric but deeply sympathetic Seraphine to perfection, creating a complex and secretive character whose private life and motivations are slowly uncovered as the film progresses. The hard, unglamorous life of a poorly educated single woman in the early 20th century is portrayed very well, where every sous she earns from laborious hours as a domestic cleaner is needed for food and to buy the materials from which she manufactures her own paints - also using the wax from votive candles taken from the church, animal blood from the butcher and pigments pressed from wild flowers she gathers. Driven by an inner passion and religious fervour, she paints at night in the privacy of her rented room, by candlelight, and shows her paintings to no-one. Even the viewer is not shown the paintings until well into the film.\\n\\nThe story of the discovery of Seraphine's extraordinary paintings by German art critic Wilhelm Uhde is brilliantly told. Being German, he has to flee France in the summer of 1914 but returns 10 years later. Eventually, by accident, he finds Seraphine again, begins to champion her work and bring it to international attention.\\n\\nLife did not end happily for the eccentric and child-like Seraphine. Psychiatric instability - possibly a causative factor in her extraordinary artistic visions and the driving energy behind her painting - eventually led to her detention and incarceration. Uhde continued to care for her welfare and ensured she had the maximum comfort possible with a private room and access to the garden, but she never left institutional care and died in 1942.\\n\\nThis is a touching true story, and a very good (if not exactly `feel-good') film. The dialogue is not too wordy, so for non-French speakers reading the subs is no problem. The cinematography is beautiful and overall it's a quality piece of work with serious and unusual subject matter. For me, it drops a star only because of the rather downbeat ending to what was ultimately a rather tragic story. Nevertheless, highly recommended viewing: it's a pity high-quality European films like this get such limited distribution outside their home market.\",\n \"Product: When a new sergeant, James, takes over a highly trained bomb disposal team amidst violent conflict, he surprises his two subordinates, Sanborn and Eldridge by recklessly plunging them into a deadly game of urban combat. As the men struggle to control their wild new leader, the city explodes into chaos, and James' true character reveals itself in a way that will change each man forever.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Film of the year? Was 2009 really this bad?\\n\\nReview: With competition like the outstanding `District 9' and the visually stunning `Avatar' released in 3-D in 2009 (not to mention `The Blind Side'), it's difficult to understand how Kathryn Bigelow's film could justifiably be considered the best film of the year by the Academy. Life is full of surprises.\\n\\nThe Hurt Locker of the title refers to a box of bomb parts, fuses and detonators which Sgt William James, the main character at the centre of the story, keeps under his bed. These are souvenirs of all the bombs that almost killed him, but didn't. The film has a few plus points: building of tension, the realism of the environment (filmed in Jordan with Iraqi ex-pats playing Iraqi citizens and insurgents) and conveying the lethality and horror of the work the EOD team do. However there are too many shortcomings for this to be a great film, and classic status is an unlikely future.\\n\\nFirst of all, there is no real plot or development of character and the story goes nowhere. From a straw poll of people I know who have also seen the film the audience does not easily warm to the three main players and frankly doesn't much care what happens to them. I certainly didn't. The characters are only one step beyond cardboard cut-outs.\\n\\nSecondly, bomb disposal teams in the real world do not risk their own lives and those of colleagues recklessly by defusing lethal ordnance by hand when small robot vehicles are perfectly capable of doing the job, as shown in the first scene - not more than once anyway, without facing serious disciplinary action. The `maverick hero challenging staid authority' theme, a favorite staple of Hollywood, is pushed to incredulity here.\\n\\nThirdly, even a viewer who has not served in the military can see many of the anomalies which make the whole film look sloppy. Three guys in an EOD team repeatedly alone in a potentially hostile environment, with no supporting infantry or cover? Come on. The new pixelated uniforms are anachronistic for 2004, when the film is supposed to be set. When the main protagonist James - a serving US Army sergeant no less - hijacks a shady DVD-seller's car by holding a gun to the guy's head and orders him to drive to the house of a murdered young boy's family, well, at that point I'm afraid suspension of disbelief went too far. The whole scene was utterly preposterous, pure fantasy, unreal: the very worst of Hollywood is no less believable than this. The three's subsequent race through dark alleyways in Baghdad at night with flashlights on their helmets searching for suspected bombers (LIGHTED FLASHLIGHTS ON THEIR HELMETS FOR GOD'S SAKE!) well, Kathryn, you lost my interest. That's just plain stupid. Then the leg-wounded Sergeant Eldridge is evacuated in an ancient Vietnam-era Huey helicopter. In 2004. Yeah.\\n\\nWhy not get these details right? It's not difficult. Because these numerous gaffes are not compensated by plot, storyline, script or anything else to hold the viewer's interest, boredom and impatience set in so that the anomalies come into sharper focus.\\n\\nConsidering the relatively modest (by current Hollywood standards) budget the film does look gritty and real. It actually looks like Iraq. Competent direction and editing ensure the film is a white-knuckle rollercoaster of tension for much of the running time but because of insufficient episodes of light and shade the tension paradoxically starts to become monotonous and loses its edge. The hand-held camera work, used so effectively by Spielberg in `Saving Private Ryan' to convey chaotic, combat-urgent realism, is appropriate but hardly original and has been done better by others. And who were those Brits disguised as Arabs in the middle of the desert supposed to be? Mercenaries? Special Forces? We're not told. They seem to be featured to remind American viewers there are other foreign forces in Iraq and so it's confusing, and this particular crew's main function seems to be to get shot dead in the fire-fight to add to the drama.\\n\\nOn the positive side, the film is refreshingly apolitical and does not (unlike `Avatar') preach to the audience and tell them what they should think. The political views of the writer/director are not put into the mouths of the actors, and the viewer is left to make up his own mind what he thinks about the wisdom or folly of the conflict in a broader geopolitical context.\\n\\nThe short scene near the end of the film with James back home with his wife and young son, engaged with the banalities of everyday suburban life like cleaning leaves from rain drains and shopping at the supermarket, is understated and well, OK. However, we have no feeling of the relationship between James and his wife or why he should choose to leave his infant son and return to his lethal work in Iraq except the premise that `war/life-threatening danger is a drug, an addiction.' Yeah, profound. This could have been a rich and powerful dramatic scene if handled well but the opportunity is lost and the theme is not convincingly explored.\\n\\nDare one suspect the Academy's best film and best direction awards decisions were guided by sensitivity to the essentially worthy subject matter of `The Hurt Locker' and the feeling that to pass over this film might be seen as an insult to the serving soldiers in Iraq? That to award the Oscar to Bigelow's ex-husband's `Avatar' might be seen as confirmation that Hollywood is just about escapist entertainment spectaculars and simplistic, PC-driven new-age platitudes? Maybe the Oscar was awarded to Bigelow on gender grounds to have a female director win for the first time, even though the film itself barely deserves it. We can only speculate. Not a good decision on artistic grounds because although `The Hurt Locker' is not an outright bad film, it's not very good either. A better film with this subject matter might have been made. The other major war-themed movie of 2009, `Inglorious Basterds' although containing all Tarantino's violent fantasy-comic-book excesses, nevertheless has a tight and clever plot, strongly defined characters, superlative script, wicked black humor and an outstanding denoument which puts it way ahead of Bigelow's thinner offering as a satisfying viewing experience.\",\n \"Product: David Finchers The Social Network is the stunningtale of a new breed of cultural insurgent: a punkgenius who sparked a revolution and changedthe face of human interaction for a generation,and perhaps forever. Shot through with emotionalbrutality and unexpected humor, this superbly craftedfilm chronicles the formation of Facebook andthe battles over ownership that followed upon thewebsites unfathomable success. With a complex,incisive screenplay by Aaron Sorkin and a brilliantcast including Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield andJustin Timberlake, The Social Network bears witness tothe birth of an idea that rewove the fabric of societyeven as it unraveled the friendship of its creators.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Sharp, witty and clever; Fincher's deliciously scripted black comedy is a tour-de-force not to be missed\\n\\nReview: This may well be seen as director David Fincher's best ever film, deserving of all plaudits bestowed by critics and audiences alike. An improbable idea for a movie, the \\\"The Social Network\\\" is unexpectedly involving from the opening scene when we're introduced to Facebook originator Mark Zuckerberg as a Harvard undergraduate sitting across the table from his girlfriend (who is about to dump him for \\\"being an a**hole\\\") in a night club. We're shown up-front what kind of character he is: nerdy, a little socially challenged, no effective censoring filter from brain to mouth, definitely not your average movie-hero type but at the same time immensely intelligent, creative and uninhibited by conventional thinking. Young Jesse Eisenberg puts in an oscar-worthy performance as a not-exactly-endearing Zuckerberg (the real life Mark Zuckerberg has apparently seen the film and claims that a lot of the details are wrong). Though we don't know how close Eisenberg's mixed-bag portrayal is to the real Mark Zuckerberg, Eisenberg does a masterful job sustaining a difficult character role and slowly revealing more nuanced and complex traits as the film progresses.\\n\\nThe storyline unfolds by juxtaposing two latter-day lawsuit hearings where Zuckerberg was sued simultaneously by Facebook co-founder and Harvard student friend Eduardo Saverin (played again to perfection by young Andrew Garfield) for being deceitfully cut out of the business by Zuckerberg when he moved to California, and by the rich high-society Winklevoss twins (both played by Armie Hammer in a triumph of seamless CGI technology) who claimed to have seeded the original social networking website concept to Zuckerberg who then allegedly took their basic idea, wrote the program code and made it a successful venture. These round-table legal hearings alternate with the main action, shown in flashback.\\n\\nThe script is razor-sharp and makes for delicious black comedy as the audience eventually ends up rooting for the socially inept and unlikeable Zuckerberg as he navigates his way through the maze of greed and self-interest ranged against him whilst working day and night to perfect his programming for the Facebook site. The pacing is fast and the editing snappy: the viewer needs his wits about him to follow every twist and turn. Justin Timberlake puts in a stellar performance as cynical, iconoclastic but visionary Napster founder Sean Parker who enticed Zuckerman to relocate to California, and had the vision to see that the Facebook concept could be a one-off opportunity to make billions of dollars for the founders if it was handled right and not sold off too soon; that accepting advertising would make the site \\\"uncool\\\" and, though it might bring in needed short-term revenue, it would at the same time inhibit growth and downgrade its ultimate floatation value.\\n\\nThe script is full of biting one-liners and dense, intelligent dialogue. Virtually every minute of the running time is, unexpectedly, edge-of-seat drama. Alan Sorkin's screenwriting is sharp, economical, witty and with never a wasted line; the comedy the deepest imaginable shade of black.\\n\\nAnyone who knows the story knows that Zuckerberg was persuaded to settle out-of-court and everyone ended up rich, even the undeserving. Everyone is a winner, but only financially and not morally and we don't have a conventional \\\"happy ending\\\". The film's cynical heart is another great strength: it's a bitingly realistic social commentary on contemporary values, on a global economic system which disproportionately rewards the originator of one creative idea whose time has come, so long as said originator is smart enough and ruthless enough to time it right and carry it off. Zuckerberg became the world's youngest multi-billionaire by age 25. Echoing the opening nightclub scene with the disenchanted girlfriend, the lawyer's final throwaway line on advising Zuckerberg to settle out of court \\\"You're not an a**hole Mark, but you're trying hard to be one\\\" could be the definitive quote summing up not just the characters in the movie, but the current zeitgeist in an inequitable and money-obsessive world. The understated musical score is perfect for the mood.\\n\\nIf you haven't yet seen \\\"The Social Network\\\", put it at the top of your movies-to-see list. If you're smart, educated and socially aware, and just a little cynical about our contemporary society you're probably gonna love it.\",\n \"Product: After the death of his father King George V (Michael Gambon) and the scandalous abdication of King Edward VIII (Guy Pearce), Bertie (Colin Firth) who has suffered from a debilitating speech impediment all his life, is suddenly crowned King George VI of England. With his country on the brink of war and in desperate need of a leader, his wife, Elizabeth (Helena Bonham Carter), the future Queen Mother, arranges for her husband to see an eccentric speech therapist, Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush). After a rough start, the two delve into an unorthodox course of treatment and eventually form an unbreakable bond. With the support of Logue, his family, his government and Winston Churchill (Timothy Spall), the King will overcome his stammer and deliver a radio-address that inspires his people and unites them in battle. Based on the true story of King George VI, \\\"The King's Speech\\\" follows the Royal Monarch's quest to find his voice.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A deserving Academy Award winner: witty, intelligent, entertaining and life-affirming\\n\\nReview: In contrast to the Academy's puzzling choice of Best Picture in 2010 (the instantly forgettable `The Hurt Locker'), in 2011 the award of Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director and Best Screenplay to this fine film seems to have been anticipated by all and greeted with universal acclaim.\\n\\nThe story is one which most viewers will already know, so spoiler alerts ought to be unnecessary. The stammer suffered by King George VI (known as the Duke of York in public and `Bertie' in private prior to his wholly unexpected and unlooked-for coronation, following his elder brother's sudden abdication in 1936), especially whilst speaking in public, had defeated even the most able speech therapists laden with high medical credentials. Bertie's wife Elizabeth (played by Helena Bonham-Carter in one of her best-ever roles) sought out Lionel Logue, a highly unconventional Australian with no formal qualifications in speech therapy who employed self-taught, unorthodox but highly effective techniques developed whilst treating traumatised survivors of the WW1 trenches to speak again. The development of an improbable relationship of trust and mutual respect between Colin Firth's Bertie and Geoffrey Rush's Logue is at the heart of the drama; explored with intelligence, poignancy and sharp humour, it's one of the best realised screenplays of recent years.\\n\\nThe first-class acting tour-de-force from the two male leads is boosted by a stellar supporting cast: the aforementioned Ms. Bonham-Carter as the Duchess of York/Queen Elizabeth; Michael Gambon in excellent form as George V (whose untimely demise initiated the constitutional crisis); Guy Pearce as the less-than-sympathetic Edward VIII; Jennifer Ehle as Lionel's wife Myrtle and Tim Spall hamming it up as Winston Churchill. Tom Hooper's direction is a textbook lesson in how to involve an audience from first frame to last by using fine character actors delivering a first-class script, snappy editing, pacy and involving storyline, witty and intelligent one-liners and a tension-packed but ultimately triumph-over-adversity-feelgood ending.\\n\\nThe film has received some minor criticisms for its compression of real-life timescales: Bertie and Logue in reality began working together as early as 1926 and Bertie's stammer was much improved after only a few months; Churchill was not PM nor even in the Cabinet on the declaration of war in September 1939 and no cheering crowds greeted the King's outbreak-of-war speech, and so on. However the film is not a documentary but a piece of drama, and these few liberties are taken (as in many a decent drama) to enable it to work effectively in a 2-hour timeframe.\\n\\nThe plaudits surrounding `The King's Speech' are entirely justified, as are the basket of top-level awards it's scooped. It's entertaining, clever and edge-of-seat riveting. Colin Firth's performance in particular is a marvel, and will likely be one of the best you'll see this year.\\n\\n'The King's Speech' is everything a truly great film should be, and a deserving multiple award-winner.\",\n \"Product: Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) is a foulmouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate teacher. She drinks, gets high, and cant wait to marry a meal ticket to get out of her bogus day job. When shes dumped by her fianc, she sets her sights on a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) while shrugging off the advances of the school gym teacher (Jason Segel). The consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, coworkers, and even herself an education like no other!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Bad Teacher? Bad message\\n\\nReview: If you don't recoil from the idea of a school teacher in charge of your children's education who smokes dope, lies, steals, manipulates those around her, uses movies to babysit her class while she sleeps off a hangover every morning and is totally devoid of any sense of professional responsibility to her students, then maybe you'll find this film funny.\\n\\nThe overriding conceit at the heart of `Bad Teacher' is the idea that the audience will somehow look past the reprehensible moral bankruptcy at the core of the central character (played to perfection by Cameron Diaz) and root for her, because she's good looking and has a few memorable one-liners so all can be forgiven. The character Diaz plays so well is dishonest, greedy, lazy, irresponsible, rude, utterly self-serving and in every way despicable. She is educating your kids, folks, and her manipulative, blackmailing ways win out for her in the end. This is funny, OK?\\n\\nThe film gets two stars rather than one because, on a purely technical level, it works as a (very improbable) narrative. The storyline is coherent and the editing snappy, the actors give their all, the script does have its moments, it's watchable. But somehow it's hard to get past the overall message the film leaves you with: if you're a selfish, lying, morally bankrupt, pot-smoking, drunken, money-grubbing whore willing to blackmail and deceive all around you whilst having complete contempt for any kind of professional responsibility to your students and their futures, this is in some way admirable. You will win out over more honest and responsible people, and it's hilarious.\\n\\nNo, it's not.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Scorsese delivers a fine bio-pic of the deeper Beatle\\n\\nReview: Following on from his outstanding 2005 documentary of Bob Dylan's early career `No Direction Home' and his excellent series on the blues, Martin Scorsese again proves himself to be a master of the craft of in-depth bio-pic documentary film-making with this glorious, colourful, warts-and-all portrait of George Harrison.\\n\\nThe film is available either on two separate DVDs with the Beatles break-up as the divider, or as one single uninterrupted DVD - if you can take a three-and-a-half hour film in one sitting. Despite its 210-minute running time it never drags and holds the viewer's attention throughout.\\n\\nThe format is a roughly chronological narrative which follows Scorsese's usual `fly-on-the-wall' style of no-voiceover-commentary, allowing for the interviewees - Paul McCartney, Ringo, Eric Clapton, Phil Spector, Jackie Stewart, Klaus Voorman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Olivia and Dhani Harrison and George himself (not a complete list by any means) - to do the talking. The memories are poignant, honest, heartfelt and engaging, offering a mostly sympathetic portrait of this most introspective of Beatles juxtaposed with archive footage and stills from George's long career, plus some live concert and studio sessions.\\n\\nSome of the most arresting moments explore George's rejection of the trappings of fame, lack of interest in awards and quest for deeper self-knowledge and `spirituality'. Harrison's long friendship with Ravi Shankar and interest in Indian mysticism, his wicked sense of humour and his warm generosity, his love of privacy in his Surrey home which he carefully re-landscaped himself with spade in hand, all reveal a man who strove, sometimes in small ways and sometimes on a big canvas - like his 1971 visionary project to raise money for victims of the Bangladesh famine, a blueprint for Bob Geldof's `Live Aid' project 15 years later - to make the world a better place; to make a difference.\\n\\nGeorge Harrison was in so many ways an exceptional and atypical rock star, and Martin Scorsese has done him proud with this superb film. If you are of a later generation who missed the 1960s and 1970s, and the name George Harrison means little to you, then seeing this film might be time well spent; it'll give you a flavour of this talented, generous and unusual man. And BTW if you love and appreciate the Pythons' `Life of Brian' - well, it would never have seen the light of day without George, whose financial support enabled the film to be made.\",\n \"Product: Quick Shipping !!! New And Sealed !!! This Disc WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. A multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player is request to view it in USA/Canada. Please Review Description.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Scorsese delivers a fine bio-pic of the deeper Beatle\\n\\nReview: Following on from his outstanding 2005 documentary of Bob Dylan's early career `No Direction Home' and his excellent series on the blues, Martin Scorsese again proves himself to be a master of the craft of in-depth bio-pic documentary film-making with this glorious, colourful, warts-and-all portrait of George Harrison.\\n\\nThe film is available either on two separate DVDs with the Beatles break-up as the divider, or as one single uninterrupted DVD - if you can take a three-and-a-half hour film in one sitting. Despite its 210-minute running time it never drags and holds the viewer's attention throughout.\\n\\nThe format is a roughly chronological narrative which follows Scorsese's usual `fly-on-the-wall' style of no-voiceover-commentary, allowing for the interviewees - Paul McCartney, Ringo, Eric Clapton, Phil Spector, Jackie Stewart, Klaus Voorman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Olivia and Dhani Harrison and George himself (not a complete list by any means) - to do the talking. The memories are poignant, honest, heartfelt and engaging, offering a mostly sympathetic portrait of this most introspective of Beatles juxtaposed with archive footage and stills from George's long career, plus some live concert and studio sessions.\\n\\nSome of the most arresting moments explore George's rejection of the trappings of fame, lack of interest in awards and quest for deeper self-knowledge and `spirituality'. Harrison's long friendship with Ravi Shankar and interest in Indian mysticism, his wicked sense of humour and his warm generosity, his love of privacy in his Surrey home which he carefully re-landscaped himself with spade in hand, all reveal a man who strove, sometimes in small ways and sometimes on a big canvas - like his 1971 visionary project to raise money for victims of the Bangladesh famine, a blueprint for Bob Geldof's `Live Aid' project 15 years later - to make the world a better place; to make a difference.\\n\\nGeorge Harrison was in so many ways an exceptional and atypical rock star, and Martin Scorsese has done him proud with this superb film. If you are of a later generation who missed the 1960s and 1970s, and the name George Harrison means little to you, then seeing this film might be time well spent; it'll give you a flavour of this talented, generous and unusual man. And BTW if you love and appreciate the Pythons' `Life of Brian' - well, it would never have seen the light of day without George, whose financial support enabled the film to be made.\",\n \"Product: Director Ang Lee creates a groundbreaking movie event about a young man who survives a tragic disaster at sea and is hurtled into an epic journey of adventure and discovery. While marooned on a lifeboat, he forms an amazing and unexpected connection with the ship's only other survivor...a fearsome Bengal tiger.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Ang Lee's unusual Oscar winner demonstrates how to film the `un-filmable'\\n\\nReview: Ang Lee has a fine record for making unusual films, and from `Eat Drink Man Woman' through `Hulk' to `Brokeback Mountain' has proven to be the antithesis of a formulaic director. True to form, his film of Yann Martel's \\\"un-filmable\\\" book `Life of Pi' is a triumph of cinematography and storytelling. The underlying themes of God-evidenced-in-Nature and the victory of the human spirit in adversity are very well realised by Lee's narrative structure and editing, and the film is a feast for the eyes and the mind.\\n\\nThe story is told in first-person narrative with Pi as narrator, his character played by four different actors as he ages. The excellent young Suraj Sharma takes the lion's share (tiger's share?) as the 16-year old Pi in the film's main sequence when adrift on the Pacific with Bengal tiger Richard Parker following a shipwreck. Sharma (picked from 3,000 actors who auditioned for the part) delivers a convincing performance of fear, struggle, cool intelligence & courage, and gradually masters his hostile environment and terrible predicament, growing spiritually on the journey as he asserts dominance over the tiger so that they might both survive. Although for safety reasons the tiger and Sharma were filmed separately, you will absolutely believe in the terrifying visceral power of their face-to-face confrontations and in their developing relationship.\\n\\nThe wildlife in the film looks superb and the wild animals behave exactly like wild animals, red in tooth and claw. There's no sentimentality here, and the viewer is never spared the cruelties of nature. For this reason the film may be disturbing to young children despite its often enchanting visual content.\\n\\nThe Blu-ray 3D release contains a documentary film (itself in 3D) about the making of the film in which Lee explains how he conceived the film from the beginning as a 3D experience for the audience, and that this is the medium in which it needs to be seen. There's a lot of detail here for film buffs.\\n\\nSome have chosen to nit-pick at details of the film and a few have disliked it; it may be that for those viewers this is just not the kind of story that floats their boat, so to speak. `Life of Pi' strives to explore deeper territory than the average Hollywood fare, in a highly original way. Lee succeeds in discussing the philosophy of religion; is there a creator and where can we experience evidence of it in nature? This is quite a difficult trick to pull off in a 127-minute film whilst entertaining the audience at the same time, but Lee's rare talent does just about manage it - and with a sting in the tail, too: at the end of the day, which story do you prefer?\",\n \"Product: United Kingdom released, PAL/Region 2 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada: LANGUAGES: English ( Dolby Digital 5.1 ), English ( Subtitles ), ANAMORPHIC WIDESCREEN (2.35:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: Anamorphic Widescreen, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: Neil McCormick (Ben Barnes) always knew he'd be famous. A young Irish songwriter and budding genius, nothing less than a life of rock n' roll stardom will do. But there's only room for one singer in school band The Hype and his friend Paul's already bagged the job. So Neil forms his own band with his brother Ivan (Robert Sheehan). There's only one problem: The Hype have changed their name. To 'U2'. And Paul (Martin McCann) has turned into 'Bono'. Naturally there's only one option for Neil: become bigger than U2. The brothers head to London in their quest for fame, but their every action is dwarfed by the soaring success of their old school rivals. And when Ivan discovers the shocking truth behind Neil's rivalry with U2, it threatens to destroy everything. As his rock n' roll dream crashes and burns, is Neil forever destined to live in the shadows of superstardom? And what if the answer lies in... Killing Bono? ...Killing Bono ( I Was Bono's Doppelgnger )\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The other side of the 1980s U2 phenomenon: sharp, witty and clever\\n\\nReview: This 2011 comedy-with-a-hard-edge derives its screenplay from Neil McCormick's semi-autobiographical 2003 book `Killing Bono: I Was Bono's Doppelgnger'. Shot mainly in Belfast (which doubles for the film's 1980s Dublin and London locations) and directed by Nick Hamm, the result is clever, witty and entertaining.\\n\\nThe core of the story is that, contemporaneously with the embryonic U2 - who initially called themselves `The Hype' - another schoolboy band in Dublin led by the McCormack brothers, Neil (the older, played by Ben Barnes) and Ivan (the younger, talented, guitar player played by Robert Sheehan) was starting up. Neil believes his band to be better than Bono's outfit, so when Bono asks Neil to release his brother Ivan from his band because he wants him for U2, Neil declines - the first in a long line of poor decisions on Ivan's behalf which costs his younger brother an `A-list' musical career.\\n\\nThe story then develops as in parallel with U2's rapid international success, Neil and Ivan stumble from one hilarious episode to the next and suffer continuous frustration and disappointment in `making it big'. Invariably, Neil makes poor decisions even when opportunity comes knocking and always believes his band - `Shook Up' - can make it with no help from U2, who offer to get them a recording contract and a place as support band on their tour, which Neil declines without ever consulting his brother. The tribulations include becoming indebted to a psychopathic Irish mafia gang leader; playing sleazy strip joints to an apathetic audience; scheduling a breakthrough gig to coincide with The Pope's mass in Phoenix Park; and escape to London where they again miss the chance of a recording contract but rent a run-down loft apartment from the excellent and extremely camp Pete Postlethwaite (in his final film role) who opens up a whole new social life for the boys.\\n\\nSuccess in a small way did come eventually to the McCormacks' band but they might have been better known, and sooner, without Neil's self-confessed blunders. The story is fast-paced and the script good with plenty of laugh-out-loud dialogue, especially when involving Peter Serafinowicz as the frequently lethal but narcissistic Irish Mafia king, making a great success of a difficult role. Martin McCann is particularly convincing as Bono: he even looks like him, and has his persona to a `T'.\\n\\n`Killing Bono' is a good way to spend a couple of hours and almost everyone I know who has seen it is of the opinion that it deserves a wider audience. You don't need to be a U2 fan, or even a rock music fan, to enjoy it.\",\n \"Product: Luc Besson directs this biopic about Burmese pro-democracy activist Aung San Suu Kyi, played in the film by Michelle Yeoh. Suu Kyi spent almost 15 years under house arrest for leading a non-violent uprising against Burma's long-standing military dictatorship. With the unwavering support of her husband, Oxford academic Michael Aris (David Thewlis), Suu Kyi sacrifices the peace and security of family life in England to lead the struggle to bring democracy to her native country, and put an end to the violence, corruption and human rights abuses that have come to characterise Burmese politics.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Michelle Yeohs stellar and career-defining performance in a fine film\\n\\nReview: In this excellent Anglo-French production, director Luc Besson has chosen to tell the story of Aung San Suu Kyi through the experience of her marriage to Oxford academic Michael Aris (an intelligent and sensitive performance by David Thewlis). The film explores the heartache of a family life characterised by long separations due to Suus choice to commit her life first and foremost to democracy and civil rights in her native Burma, and the resultant choices and sacrifices which both agree to endure for the cause.\\n\\nWhat might in the hands of a less skilled director have turned into a political polemic, or worse, a worthy but uninvolving biopic, has become under Bessons skilled direction a truly great film with a strong storyline and real emotional power. The action see-saws between Suus struggles against the regime in Burma and Michaels safe, suburban academic life in Oxford, highlighting his unquestioning support for her decision even though it means she is absent from her children growing through adolescence, and of course from him. Whilst stopping short of doing Suu actual harm because her high public profile would bring down the outrage of the international community, the military regime in Burma does everything possible to make her leave Burma voluntarily but she refuses to go, knowing that if she were to leave, new laws would be framed by the regime to ensure she would never be allowed back and she could be far less effective outside the country.\\n\\nThe audience is not spared graphic images of the horrors perpetrated by the Burmese regime. The violence however is in no way gratuitous, but essential to the action and to the story. The less well-known struggles of Michael in the background bringing up the teenage boys on his own, lobbying for his wife to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to attract international news coverage & so add a layer of protection for her, missing her but uncomplaining are well portrayed by Thewlis, whose performance is noble, intelligent and understated, and capped off by his brief cameos as Michaels identical-twin brother.\\n\\nMichelle Yeoh remains the shining star of the film. Her portrayal of Aung San Suu Kyi runs the full gamut of the emotional spectrum while remaining noble and dignified in the face of ever-mounting indignities. She also learned Burmese (!) for the role, delivering Suus public speeches in front of large crowds in the Burmese language with utter conviction. You will believe absolutely that Yeoh is Aung San Suu Kyi, clearly understanding the difficult choices she made and their consequences.\\n\\nThe film would be worth five stars just for Yeohs stellar performance, but in fact The Lady is a finely crafted and emotionally involving film with no weak performances. Recommended.\",\n \"Product: Directed by Sam Mendes. Starring Ralph Fiennes, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: By taking 007 into deeper territory, has Sam Mendes delivered the best Bond film ever?\\n\\nReview: The 50-year old James Bond franchise has come of age. Whilst retaining superbly realized edge-of-the-seat action sequences, `Skyfall' is a pacey and character-driven film with strong script and fine editing; a deeper, darker, more grown-up thriller for a mature audience. It's by far the best of the three Daniel Craig reboots, and a strong contender for the best Bond film to date.\\n\\nIn addition to a complex and absorbing plot full of unexpected twists, both 007 and M are revealed as three-dimensional characters with their own intertwined back-stories, their complex psychological motivations driving essential elements of the narrative. Director Sam Mendes summarized his version of Bond in `Skyfall' as \\\"a combination of lassitude, boredom, depression and difficulty with what he's chosen to do for a living\\\".\\n\\nAlthough 007 is the hero of the piece he's far removed from any of his predecessors. Here Bond is part-product of a tragic childhood; ruthless, damaged, flawed, unfashionably devoted to country (pay attention to Bond's word-association test at MI6 when he's being assessed for fitness to return to active duty to gain real psychological insight into the character). When recalled to duty he's old, tired, has gotten out of condition and can't shoot straight. The significance of the film's title is revealed only in the epic denouement, which takes us into young James Bond's childhood past and - with the spectacular destruction of the iconic 1960s Aston Martin from the early Connery films - symbolically turns a page in the history and re-defines the franchise for a new generation.\\n\\nThe film might have been less of a success without Javier Barden, who plays the villain of the piece to perfection: genius cyber-terrorist Raoul Silva, a study in complex psychosis from M's murky past. Barden brings genuine creepiness to the role. Sporting dyed blond hair he reprises in part his screen-stealing performance in the Coens' `No Country for Old Men' combined with the more theatrical elements of Batman's Joker. The intelligent and sometimes witty recurrent dialog between Silva and Bond throughout the film is screenwriting excellence.\\n\\nThere are no mediocre performances here. Naomie Harris is perfect as the unambiguously devoted young field agent assisting Bond throughout the action. Just the right amount of sexual frissant between Harris and Craig ensures the triumph of an unexpected but satisfying twist in the final reel, when her real name is revealed (you may know already but if not, this review ain't gonna spoil it for you). Young Ben Wishaw takes Q into new territory with a fine performance as a brilliant but personable cyber-geek whose razor-sharp intelligence and cool-head-in-a-crisis wins Bond's genuine respect. Ralph Fiennes is excellent, emerging as something other than what he initially seems to be, and Judi Dench as vital co-leading character bows out of the series in style with a powerful career-defining performance.\\n\\nOverall `Skyfall' delivers an absorbing viewing experience on many levels. There's much to savor here: strong, almost novelistic storyline; first-rate performances; fine script; action, mood-perfect soundtrack and - rare in a Bond film - some genuine emotional involvement with the characters who, for once, we start to care about.\\n\\nNow, Bond 24 is something to look forward to.\",\n \"Product: The history of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor is re-created from U.S. and Japanese viewpoints.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fox's $25million 1970 spectacular is well-served by Blu-Ray, with the extended Japanese cinema release as a bonus\\n\\nReview: `Tora Tora Tora' cinema-released in 1970 is beyond dispute the best film ever made about the Japanese Navy's December 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor, incomparably superior to the juvenile, toe-curling 2001 embarrassment `Pearl Harbor' directed by Michael Bray and `starring' (if such a word can be used) the unfortunate Ben Afflick.\\n\\nTTT adopts a meticulous documentary style and tells the story from both US and Japanese perspectives in two separate and eventually interlocking narratives, deploying a large cast of characters but no obvious `stars' to focus the sympathies of the audience. The Japanese viewpoint is told by Japanese actors speaking Japanese and directed by Toshio Masuda and Kinji Fukasaku (Akira Kurosawa was initially engaged for the job, but worked too slowly and proved too much of a control freak, so was replaced). The American narrative is directed by Richard Fleischer. Caution: the first two thirds of the film may not appeal to viewers seeking only the excitement and titillation of combat action scenes, as the 18-month diplomatic build-up to the Japanese attack is chronicled with intelligence and fine detail. This background however serves to build the tension for the final reel very effectively, and places the action against a deeper perspective.\\n\\nThe scene of the actual attack lasts only 30-minutes, but soaked up the majority of the film's $25million budget, an unprecedented cinematic extravagance in 1970. As other reviewers have pointed out, there was no CGI in 1970: real aircraft and real ships were used (or the next-best thing: realistic 50-foot scale replicas). Mock dogfights were flown by real pilots in real vintage P40s and AT6 Texans `enhanced' to make them as close as possible in appearance to Japanese naval aircraft, and the carnage on the USN capital ships and the USAAF bases during the attack was created with real explosions and real danger to the stuntmen, several of whom were killed or injured during the filming. This long air-raid scene still looks absolutely stunning and utterly convincing, though being 1970 you don't see the horrific injuries detailed close-up as you might in a more recent production such as Spielberg's `Saving Private Ryan'.\\n\\nDue to this profligacy of spend on visual spectacle, TTT didn't break even for the studio on initial release but the film's reputation has grown over the years. It's a movie with a script so intelligent, with a narrative so well-crafted and edited, that you can watch it again and again and each time gain a deeper understanding of the complex historical perspective. The only mild criticism levelled at the film is that the Japanese treachery is whitewashed to a degree, with Hirohito's direct culpability airbrushed out as he was at the time of filming still constitutional monarch in the by-then reconstructed and democratic Japan, and this criticism does hold merit but does not take away from the power of the film.\\n\\nThe 2012 Blu-Ray from Fox Searchlight is the best-ever release of TTT, with astounding image clarity and sharp detail. You get both the original 136-minute English-language theatrical release with Japanese dialogue subtitled, and the extended 148-minute Japanese cinema release including a couple of extra scenes: a poignant scene of Yamamoto being ushered in to the Emperor's presence to discuss the planned attack, and a comedy vignette of two galley cooks on one of the Japanese carriers where the elder one tries to explain to the younger stooge-character how their crossing the international dateline means they are now living through yesterday again.\\n\\nThe Blu-Ray also includes an impressive menu of extras. The most interesting is a 90-minute documentary backstory of the film, its ruinous budget and the problems between Fox and the ageing, paranoid Kurosawa (\\\"in three weeks, he had filmed only eight minutes of unusable material\\\"), how the special effects were done and critical reception of the film on its 1970 release. Additionally, there's newsreel from 1941 and the documentary film `A Day of Infamy'. I also have the previous 136-minute DVD release in my collection, but the Blu-Ray beats it hands down for sharp image quality and as an overall viewing experience. Recommended unconditionally to anyone interested in the origins of America's entry into WW2, to action-movie fans and cinema buffs everywhere.\",\n \"Product: Django Unchained (2012)\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Tarantino's comic-book revenge western has sharp dialogue & fine performances, but is it really just a juvenile splatter-movie?\\n\\nReview: In `Django Unchained' Quentin Tarantino continues to fictionalise history, as he did so successfully in `Inglorious B's'. Here he brings his violent comic-book style of film making to the period of black plantation-slavery in the pre-civil war southern states of the US.\\n\\nEssentially DU is a fantasy-revenge western containing all the clichs of that genre as written by Sergio Leone in the 1960s. The screenplay is an amalgam of `Kill Bill' (the relentless repetitive splattering of enemies one by one, and sometimes 10 by 10) and IB (the fantasy revenge of a persecuted minority on their evil-cartoon-cut-out oppressors). As such its target audience is more likely to be juvenile and sensation-seeking than mature and sophisticated.\\n\\nThe saving grace of all Tarantino's films is the witty and clever dialogue, which here (unlike the action and basic plot) is anything but formulaic and continues to entertain throughout. The excellent Christoph Waltz trumps even his stellar appearance as the Nazi villain in IB to deliver a second Oscar-winning performance as King Schultz, the catalyst who holds the story together and drives the action for all but the final reel. Waltz's dialogue is witty, original, clich-free; delivered with a rare commanding intelligence and perfect timing. Leonardo DiCaprio turns in yet another outstanding character performance as the monstrous white racist and slave-owner Calvin J. Candie, Schultz's ultimate nemesis. Considering the restrictions of his dialogue Jamie Foxx is just OK but simply doesn't have the screen presence of for example Clint Eastwood in the `Dollars' movies to which DU pays homage; Samuel L. Jackson however shines in a difficult role as smart, sycophantic house slave Stephen inexplicably devoted to Candie. The only disappointment among the main characters is Kerry Washington as Django's enslaved and long-suffering wife Broomhilda. In place of the strong ballsy character full of defiance and witty dialogue that she might have been she instead just whimpers, whines and suffers causing the audience to wonder what on Earth does Django see in her?\\n\\nThe mostly clever script however does not rescue the film from the usual Tarantino excess. Unable to resist the temptation to titillate the juvenile sensibilities of his target audience and instead offer the audience any deeper perspectives on slavery, almost every sentence of dialogue for the whole 165 minutes is sprinkled with the `n' & `f' words. The ketchup-splatter violence gets to be - well just dull, actually. It's overdone to the point of pastiche, so anaesthetises its audience to the degree that all impact is lost. Tarantino needs to mature as a film maker and realise that if a measure of profanity in the right place adds to the power of a script and occasional acts of violence can hook the audience, then relentless repetition actually diminishes the viewing experience and can cause any mature thinking audience (with a mental age above 12) to lose interest and switch off.\\n\\nSo overall just OK: good dialogue and screenwriting with some exemplary acting performances, but ultimately marred by plastic, splatter-cartoon violence, almost ubiquitous unsophisticated racial stereotyping, little attempt at historical accuracy and as a film, lacking in serious substance. This is a shame, as the result could have been so much better. But hey, you may say, at the end of the day it's just schlock entertainment and fantasy fulfilment, not meant to be real - which is true.\",\n \"Product: Alison Ellwood directs this official documentary exploring the history of the iconic US rock band. Formed in Los Angeles in 1971, the band established themselves as one of the foremost music acts of the '70s with seven number one singles, including arguably their best known song 'Hotel California'. Featuring a blend of archive material, performance footage and even home movies recorded by the band members, the documentary aims to evoke the highs and lows of their long career.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Documentary film making at its best offers the unabridged warts-and-all story of an American legend\\n\\nReview: As documentary films go this one is exceptionally long at just over 3 hours, but even if you don't know this iconic American rock/country band very well you'll likely find every minute both informative and entertaining. The story is told in flashback by the various band members over the years and is joyous, witty, good-natured and deeply acrimonious by turns.\\n\\nThe narrative is roughly chronological from the band's beginnings as (believe it or not) Linda Ronstadt's backing group, through international success (and excess) in the mid-1970s, to 21st century revival & survival. Music producers, past managers and other professionals from the industry chip in with wry observations and anecdotes about the band and its famous internal tensions, particularly the ill-feeling between on the one side the main songwriters and core members Don Henley and Glenn Frey, and on the other side guitarist Don Felder who in 2001 after 26 years of increasing tensions was `fired' by the other members of the band - the only Eagle to suffer such indignity. Felder initiated a $50million lawsuit as a consequence.\\n\\nThere is plenty of truly great concert footage and fly-on-the-wall detail showing how the band composed its most famous numbers. Joe Walsh in particular shines brightly both as a musician and as a character, and his segments always entertain.\\n\\nOn deciding to `re-form' in 1994 following a 14-year hiatus, most of the band seriously wondered: \\\"if we go back on the road and book some concert dates, will anyone show up?\\\" They needn't have worried; their shows continue to attract huge audiences worldwide and younger generations of new fans have become converts in droves.\\n\\nFor the Eagles fan this will of course be essential viewing, but even for the viewer not particularly interested in rock music this film offers a highly entertaining three hours. You may never have bought an album or single by The Eagles in your life, yet will likely be amazed how many of their iconic songs you know and recognise. Theirs was one of the defining sounds of the 1970s and this American music will probably live forever in the hearts of millions.\",\n \"Product: Based on the classic novel by Leo Tolstoy Russia 1805. When we first meet Pierre (Paul Dano), Natasha (Lily James) and Andrei (James Norton), their youthful ambition, despite their privileged circumstances, is to find meaning in their lives. Kind-hearted but awkward Pierre, the illegitimate son of Russias richest man, wants to change the world for the better. The beautiful and spirited Natasha is searching for true love, while handsome and gallant Andrei, frustrated with the superficiality of society, seeks a higher purpose. At the same time Napoleons army edges ever closer to Russias borders. As everything they thought they knew is thrown into question, Pierre, Andrei and Natasha find themselves in a time when Russian lives are about to change forever. Please note a 1080/50i compatible player is required for playback.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Tolstoy abbreviated is a sumptuous and memorable production, well-served by Blu-ray\\n\\nReview: The BBCs 2015 production of War and Peace meets the challenge of condensing Tolstoys 1,000-page epic novel containing 500 named characters down to six hours of watchable screen time by focussing on 14 main characters at the core of the story. Through their eyes we experience the machinations of the Czarist aristocracy in the early 1800s struggling to increase family wealth through status-enhancing marriages, and the cataclysmic invasion of western Russia by Napoleons Grande Armee. These dramatic backdrops are used to frame the core characters personal development and interactions as they undergo deep, transformative, life-changing experiences.\\n\\nTolstoys novel is renowned for its discursions on philosophy and social justice, the relationship of the individual to society and our place in the universe, but the heart of the story is about family and the resultant bonds of love & duty. This 2015 production focuses on three of the five families central to the action: the Bezukhovs, the Rostovs and the Bolkonskys. Comparisons have been made with the much longer 1972 BBC series (20 episodes covering 17 hours of screen time), the earlier production a more stretched-out epic offering space for the characters to develop slowly in the framework of a longer narrative and for a larger cast of minor characters in the novel to play meaningful roles, whereas this shorter six-hour 2015 production inevitably forces severe pruning of the peripheral narrative threads in Tolstoys book.\\n\\nCinematically the 2015 production is magnificent: the costuming, the opulent 18th century interiors, the stunning landscapes covered with snow or summer flowers, the banquet tables, carriages and sleighs, and a thousand fine details is a continual feast for the eye and the mind. The state-of-the-art CGI is flawlessly integrated into the action and particularly effective in the battlefield scenes.\\n\\nThe casting is faultless: American actor Paul Dano conveys all Pierres innocence, idealism and goodness (with an impeccable British accent) plus his social awkwardness and naivety, James Norton the introverted, dutiful and courageous Andrei, Lily James nails the best-ever onscreen Natasha Rostova and Tuppence Middleton as the conniving, self-serving Helene is superb in a difficult and complex role (Tuppence finally gets her come-uppance in a very nasty way). Gillian Anderson is excellent as Anna Pavlovna Scherer; Jessica Buckley impressive as Andreis pious & devoted sister Marya; Aisling Loftus, Stephen Rea, Brian Cox all deliver fine, compelling performances. The screenwriting, editing and pacing are also very good.\\n\\nMy only gripe is that due to the constraint of six hours screen time, this otherwise excellent production feels too rushed. A longer production (like the BBCs 20-hour 1972 production) does Tolstoys novel better justice and enables the deeper themes to be explored, with more time for the character developments at the heart of the book. As an example Pierres prolonged encounter with the simple but wise Platon Karataev when both are prisoners of the French Army, so vital to his enlightenment and character transformation in the book, is skipped over in five minutes before the plot again races onto the next scene. However, this production is what it is: a fine piece of work with a coherent narrative & a great introduction to the book for younger viewers unfamiliar with Tolstoy. While too short, this 2015 production is nevertheless another notable triumph for the BBC drama department.\\n\\nThe picture and sound quality of the Blu-ray release is superb, the menus basic but functional and easy to use. The brief extras include scenes deleted from the finished edit, a feature about how the orchestral music was integrated into the film and how Count Rostovs folk dance was designed & choreographed.\",\n \"Product: These three screen adaptations, Henry VI in two parts and Richard III, tell the story of The Wars of the Roses, an exceptionally turbulent period in British history. Shakespeare's plays are filmed in the visually breathtaking landscape and architecture of the period. Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Hugh Bonneville, Judi Dench, Michael Gambon, Sally Hawkins, Sophie Okonedo & Tom Sturridge, these exhilarating and emotionally charged films feature some of Shakespeare's most eloquent and powerful language.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Wars of the Roses: brilliant, passionate, bloody - and abbreviated\\n\\nReview: The second set of Shakespeares history plays produced by the BBC follows-on chronologically from the Henriad concluding with Tom Hiddleston's magnificent performance as Henry V.\\n\\nHere we have three films rather than the four of the first series. The tag-line to this second series is The Wars of the Roses as the films chronicle the conflict between the houses of Lancaster and York as they fought for the English crown between 1455 and 1485, culminating with the death of Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth, the end of the Yorkist dynasty and the dawn of the Tudor Age.\\n\\nHere Shakespeares three parts of Henry VI are pruned down into two films called Part 1 and Part 2. These are not identical to the plays so titled, but are basically parts 2 & 3 with an abbreviated part 1 (about the loss of territories in France won by Henry V) slotted into the first film. The difficult role of the weak, vacillating and unworldly Henry VI is here played to perfection by Tom Sturridge, who like Ben Wishaws excellent performance as Richard II in the first series makes the character of the young King both pitiable and sympathetic, whilst here Sturridges Henry VI is revealed as a fish out of water, completely unsuitable for kingship in the violent and bloody Middle Ages. His adulterous French-born queen Margaret is played superbly by Sophie Okonedo (with no trace of a French accent!), who brings strength of character, ruthlessness and vindictiveness to the role of this warrior-queen.\\n\\nCaution: some of the battle scenes portrayed in these plays are realistic to the point of being R-rated, as heads and limbs are severed and rivers of blood flow. The filmmakers decision to pull no punches when portraying these scenes can be questioned: while they hold the attention and convey the brutality of the time they are not for the squeamish or easily traumatised. Swords and axes cut into flesh and bone, severed heads are hoisted on pikes, people squirm as they are hanged from trees in the open and Joan of Arc screams as she is burned at the stake. You have been warned!\\n\\nIn the concluding film of the series Benedict Cumberbatch turns in an outstanding performance as Richard III, complete with scenes of his scoliosis skeletal deformity created by a convincing prosthesis. The running time of this play one of Shakespeares greatest - has been halved and the necessary editing may not be to the taste of the purist, as many witty asides in the original text from Richard to the audience have been excised to serve the needs of brevity. But Cumberbatchs performance as Shakespeares malignant usurper-king is nevertheless seriously impressive, conveying all the malevolence, intelligence and ruthlessness with few redeeming features.\\n\\nAs with the first series, the production is lavish. Fabulous costumes and sympathetic use of contemporary interiors (many in surviving buildings from the Middle Ages) are juxtaposed with epic landscapes in England and France, offering a rich theatrical experience which at the same time is magnificently cinematic.\\n\\nThis first class drama is a triumph for the BBC production team and has raised the bar for all future performances of these difficult plays on stage and screen. Unconditionally recommended.\",\n \"Product: Language(s): Arabic----------------- Subtitles: English, Turkish---------------------- 2014 Academy Award nominee THE SQUARE details the incredible sacrifices made by a group of Egyptian activists as they battle regimes and risk their lives during the revolution, giving us a personal view of the conflict from the ground since the country s overthrow of a 30 year dictatorship in 2011. Directed by Egyptian-American filmmaker Jehane Noujaim, the multi-award winning documentary has recently been selected in the Documentary Feature category for the 86th Academy Awards. The Egyption Revolution has been an ongoing roller coaster. Through the news, we only get a glimpse of the bloodiest battle, an election, or a million man march. At the beginning of August 2013, we witnessed the second president deposed within the space of three years. THE SQUARE is a truly immersive experience, transporting the viewer deeply into the intense emotional drama and personal stories behind the news. It is the inspirational story of young people claiming their rights, struggling through multiple forces: from a brutal army dictatorship willing to crush protestors with military tanks, to corrupt a Muslim Brotherhood using mosques to manipulate voters. 2013 has been an incredible year for THE SQUARE. The documentary won The Audience Award: World Cinema: Documentary at Sundance Film Festival, the Blackberry People s Choice Documentary Award at the Toronto International Film Festival, Best Feature Award at the IDA Documentary Association, the Jury Prize at the ArcLight Documentary Film Series, Best Documentary at Carmel Art Film Festival as well as opening the Rencontres Internationales du Documentaire de Montreal and winning the Audience Award. Rezension FIVE Stars --The Times FOUR stars --Financial Times FOUR Stars --Daily Telegraph FOUR stars --Financial Times FOUR Stars --Daily Telegraph\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Jehane Noujaim's 2013 award-winner is a tour-de-force in any language\\n\\nReview: It's difficult to overpraise this acclaimed documentary film about the popular revolution in Egypt following the overthrow of President Hosni Mubarak in 2011. Director Jehane Noujaim's film is an outstanding piece of work deploying first-class filming/editing which splices together the stories of three major (Ahmed Hassan, Magdy Ashour & Khaled Abdalla) and several minor characters all committed to the revolution. Each has differing ideals and motivations, but as they agree to disagree they unite as campaigners - sometimes at great personal risk - for political change in Egypt.\\n\\n`The Square' of the title is Tahrir Square in Cairo, the centre of the action where thousands camped out for months to bring about the revolution. We witness the discussions and arguments of the protagonists as the revolution progresses over 24 months through phases, from the euphoria of Mubarak being forced from office to realization that the Moslem Brotherhood's subsequent government is almost as oppressive as what it replaces, to seizure of control by the Army and a realization that attaining democracy and freedoms will be a long process with many false dawns. The viewer is left deeply impressed by the unquenchable fire of hope for the future which drives these campaigners: all these principled people want is a governmental system where their voices may be heard, which so many of us in `the west' take for granted. These people are ultimately optimists and despite their privations, have no wish to leave Egypt for an easier life in the west. They want to stay and change their society for the good.\\n\\n`The Square' won multiple awards and makes riveting viewing at every level. Most of the film's dialog is in Arabic subtitled in English, though one of the protesters was educated in England so is a fluent and eloquent English speaker.\\n\\nSummary: informative, intelligent, entertaining, inspiring, excellent.\",\n \"Product: United Kingdom released, Blu-Ray/Region A/B/C : it WILL NOT play on regular DVD player. You need Blu-Ray DVD player to view this Blu-Ray DVD: LANGUAGES: English ( Dolby Digital Stereo ), English ( Mono ), WIDESCREEN (1.78:1), SPECIAL FEATURES: 2-DVD Set, Deleted Scenes, Interactive Menu, Scene Access, SYNOPSIS: ***WARNING***FILMED IN SUPERMARIONATION is Zone A/B/C and THIS IS SUPERMARIONATION is Zone B*** FILMED IN SUPERMARIONATION (2014) This is the definitive documentary telling the story of the unique puppetry and animation technique developed by Gerry and Sylvia and their team and deployed in all their programmes throughout the 1960s including Stingray, Captain Scarlet and, most famously, Thunderbirds. Directed and co-produced by Stephen La Riviere and hosted by Lady Penelope and Parker themselves, Filmed in Supermarionation is a screen adaptation of his book of the same name and features a wealth of previously unseen archive footage, brand new interviews with the surviving casts and crews and clips from the shows themselves. A highlight of the film are ingenious and accurate recreations of the pioneering techniques used in the productions. THIS IS SUPERMARIONATION You ve seen how the shows were created now see them as never before Supermarionation in High Definition. Launch the disc, sit back and enjoy some rare treats on a journey through Supermarionationland. Parker, Lady Penelope and Brains are your hosts, introducing some of the very best episodes from the Supermarionation archive as well as news items, commercial breaks with tie-in adverts and much more. ...Filmed in Supermarionation / This is Supermarionation - 2-Disc Set\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A trip down memory lane to the wonderful world of Gerry Anderson: engrossing, entertaining, funny\\n\\nReview: Here we have a 2-disc blu-ray dedicated to the work of UK innovative TV genius Gerry Anderson, and great fun it is too. First of all: make sure the edition you are buying is either FREE/ABC or Region A/1-compatible and will play on your equipment, as many are imported from UK which is in Region B/2.\\n\\nOn the first disc is a documentary film tracing the history of Gerrys involvement in making puppet-based shows for UK TV, from Twizzle and Torchie in the fifties to the gradually more slick and expensive sci-fi based TV spectaculars in the 1960s culminating with Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet. Most of the original creative crew of writers, puppeteers, model makers and special effects guys are reunited and contribute fond memories of working 7 days a week, anecdotes about Gerry and Sylvia and how every aspect of the shows were thought out and realized.\\n\\nFrom the voice-activated solenoid puppets to the special effects of blowing things up with plastic explosives, the amazing sets, the clothes and real-life characters on which the puppets were based it all makes for highly entertaining viewing. These guys must have had a ball when making these shows and their enthusiasm radiates from every minute of running time. Gerrys son Jamie supplies a succinct and good-humoured factual summary of the premise for each series, juxtaposed with Parker and Penelope telling the story of AP Films and Century 21 (in a nice twist, Parker is in charge and tells the story while Penny plays the uninformed fan who asks the questions!).\\n\\nChoice bits:\\n\\n The hilarious history of Gerry dealing with Lou Grade, culminating in Grade buying Gerrys company (for an undisclosed sum, but Gerry was very happy with the deal)\\n\\n The brilliant Barry Gray recounting how he composed all the memorable music for the series including the closing songs I wish I was a spaceman and Aqua Marina\\n\\n The Thunderbirds theme played by a British Army marching band\\n\\n Tales of the outrageous parties the crew threw in the 1960s\\n\\n Jamie Anderson explaining his father often referred to the puppets as the little bastards because they seemed to have minds of their own and would never move as he wanted\\n\\nDisc 2 showcases an episode from each series in HD gloriously restored to pristine condition, complete with introductions by Parker and Penelope and contemporary TV ads from the period.\\n\\nOverall: highly entertaining, essential TV history from the golden age, priceless.\",\n \"Product: You know the feeling. The heartbreak that immediately sets in as your phone smashes to the ground. Flashes of panic, pools of sweat and buckets of tears overwhelm your body. Protect yourself from future stress with the Tough Samsung Galaxy S II case, providing dual layers of protection. Built to withstand sudden drops and accidental falls, the Tough case is the epitome of protection. A snug, form fitting silicone wrap provides shock resistance, while the polycarbonate hard shell protects against impact. The lightweight, slim case adds support and shields your phone, keeping your emotional state intact, one drop at a time.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Case-Mate for Galaxy S2: pricey but worth it if you value your phone\\n\\nReview: Of all the various cases available for Android phones, this one for the Galaxy S2 is a bit different from the rest.\\n\\nIt has an inner silicon sleeve which covers the back and sides of the phone to protect it (very effectively) from impact shock and vibration, and over this fits a really tough outer case made from ABS - a slightly rubberized plastic. The result is you can drop the phone on a concrete floor and it doesn't suffer damage.\\n\\nThe case has snug-fit holes in exactly the right places for the camera, charging port, headphone socket, volume control and lock-button. Once the case is fitted on, the idea is that you never have to take it off.\\n\\nDownside:\\n\\n1. Expensive\\n\\n2. Missing a screen protector, a must-have to protect the most vulnerable part of the phone. It would have been nice if this accessory were included in the package: as it is, you need to buy a pack of transparent adhesive screen-protectors separately, so don't forget to order them too\\n\\n3. The case necessarily makes the phone slightly thicker and wider\\n\\nThe Galaxy is not a cheap phone, and you're unlikely to regret buying one of these truly excellent cases to help protect it - if you can stump up the price, which ain't cheap.\",\n \"Product: Samsung's GALAXY S II is a powerhouse of a smartphone in a fantastically sleek and lightweight design. Considerably thinner than the original GALAXY S and rivals such as the iPhone 4 (8.49mm v 9.3mm) the GALAXY S II is stunningly light (only 117g) and packs the latest version of Android (Gingerbread). The one feature most people will notice immediately is Samsung's best ever screen; the monster 4.27-inch Super AMOLED Plus screen runs at 480 x 800 resolution, has colours visibly brighter and more vivid than other phones, better contrast and lower power consumption, and performs superbly for gaming and watching video. Plus there's an 8.1 megapixel camera with full 1080p HD video recording, video playback at 30 frames per second and a dual-core processor, with each core running at a blistering 1Ghz for an incredibly responsive experience. The GALAXY S II comes with four hubs to help you make the most of your Galaxy S II; Social, your chatting life in one place, Readers, Samsung's new ebook reader area, Game, the easiest way to download and play the best games, and Music, with access to over 12 million tracks.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Galaxy S2: leader of the pack? - from a diehard Blackberry user\\n\\nReview: Having been a Blackberry user for several years but also owning an iPod4 64G, I finally decided to replace my 2-year old Blackberry Curve with a smartphone and went for the Samsung Galaxy S2 Android, which is cheaper than the iPhone and has had generally positive reviews from users.\\n\\nI've been using the Samsung now for a couple of weeks. Before getting into details about a few of the amazing features of this excellent phone, here is a summary of what I really liked about the Blackberry Curve and how the new Galaxy S2 compares:\\n\\n1. It was easy to type text on the Blackberry because it has a physical keyboard which even a user with big fingers can cope with. I was put off on-screen keyboards a couple of years ago by the truly appalling and virtually un-usable Blackberry Storm, but the Samsung is really OK in this department even though its keyboard appears on-screen because the key points are so large, and when you finger a key a larger image of it pops up to confirm which key you have activated.\\n\\n2. The Blackberry's party piece was very easy and intuitive email management, which I need to use all day long for business messages. Well, the Samsung is surprisingly good here too, with the added bonus of a huge screen and the facility to enlarge or reduce text size with a sweep of the fingers, iPhone style. The text clarity is first class.\\n\\n3. The Blackberry has very long battery life and typically I'd only need to charge it every 4 or 5 days, even with heavy usage. The Samsung does not fare well in comparison and needs daily charging, but there's a number of things you can do to prevent high power consumption like turning off features you're not using and not playing music through it (if using the phone principally as an iPod-like music player is important to you, then this Samsung may not be for you as battery life will be reduced to a few hours).\\n\\n4. The Blackberry is small and handy in size, whereas the Galaxy is 3x larger (but about the same thickness) - however in compensation, you get that amazing huge screen\\n\\nFor a really comprehensive techy overview, please look to other excellent reviews of this product. Here's a summary of the main features of this amazing phone from my simpler perspective:\\n\\n* The AMOLED screen on the Galaxy is definitely its star attraction: huge, bright and clear with fabulous colour definition, it's even better than the iPhone or iPod. Designers have finally copped-on that people don't want ever smaller and smaller phones and no-one wants to watch a movie on a screen 1.5cm square; they want something of a convenient size that they can use and read easily at arm's length\\n\\n* Despite the substantial size, it's thin and lightweight at only 116g which makes it no problem in your pocket and a big advantage to a smaller person when making long calls (the iPhone for example is around 20g heavier)\\n\\n* All functions are very intuitive and easy to use - at least as good as the iPod4 with a similar feel\\n\\n* Calls are easy to make due to the big clear graphics and easy-to-follow menus - however it has some minor quirks like you can't answer a call by actually pressing the green phone symbol, you have to `sweep' across it - but once you learn this, everything is OK. The ear-speaker and voice-mike are both very good and very clear; reception so far first-class with no dropped calls\\n\\n* The quality of the image from the camera is also exemplary (but make sure the flash is turned on)\\n\\n* The Galaxy has a standard connect-to-computer/mains charger socket, a micro-USB port located on the base-edge of the phone. Finally manufacturers have chosen (not before time) to stop ripping-off their customers by making them buy new chargers with every new handset and begun to standardize - FINALLY!\\n\\nIn summary I'd say if you're looking for a smartphone, the Galaxy S2 is a very serious contender. It's beautifully designed, its screen is absolutely amazing - you need to just use it for a couple of minutes to appreciate how good it is - yet it's lightweight. The menus are intuitive and easy to master; it has loads of optional software and aps (mostly free to the user, unlike with Apple); making calls and managing email is a breeze. It's a weather forecaster, a GPS street-finder and a web browser with astoundingly clear screen definition unlike anything I ever used before.\\n\\nPossible cautions include barely acceptable battery life, and for this it drops a star: if you're a current Blackberry user you'll really notice this, and especially so if you use it as a music player. Also the Galaxy might be intimidating if you're a technophobe who just wants a simple phone to make calls. But it compares very well in all essentials against the iPhone: it's lighter, cheaper and the screen is better, and most of the aps for which Apple charges you, you get with the Galaxy for free.\\n\\nOne final point: make sure you buy a good robust case and a screen protector for it; there's plenty of choice and most of them do the job OK.\",\n \"Product: A chip with 64-bit architecture. A fingerprint identity sensor. A better, faster camera. And an operating system built specifically for 64-bit. Any one of these features in a smartphone would make it ahead of its time. All of these features in a smartphone make it an iPhone thats definitely ahead of its time.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: iPhone 5s: state of the art and hard to fault\\n\\nReview: In the past 4 years I have owned Android and (the now virtually redundant) Blackberry phones prior to buying an iPhone 5s in early December 2013. Overall I prefer the iPhone over the others and would recommend it, with a few minor reservations.\\n\\nThe iPhone 5s is superior in these areas:\\n\\n1. The design is a work of art, finely sculpted and proportioned; a pleasure to hold and use\\n\\n2. The screen is fantastic; big enough to be really useful but small enough for the phone to be easily pocketable. The Blackberry screen was maybe too small for most applications except for email, and the Android too big and heavy for portable use. I particularly like the long narrow screen on the 5s\\n\\n3. A lot of thought has gone into the way a user can navigate around the screen through the different functions. I have owned an iPod Touch for a couple of years and have become a fan of Apple's clear and simple graphics: on the 5s, it's even better. The software never crashes, which it did with both my Android phones frequently\\n\\n4. For a user with larger than average hands/fingers, the on-screen keypad of the 5s is really well designed - especially true if you use the phone in landscape format which has the effect of widening the keypad. In comparison, the Android was frustrating and not very user-friendly and the Blackberry Storm completely hopeless - though the permanent keypad on the Curve was great\\n\\n5. The ring tone & speaker volume is louder and clearer on the iPhone than any of its rivals\\n\\n6. Phone reception is the best. I don't know how Apple manage this, but I have made and received calls in locations where other phones don't seem to work - like travelling on the London underground and in deep underground car parks\\n\\n7. The camera is so good it's up to the standard of a dedicated Canon or Nikon compact, for the first time on a cellphone\\n\\n8. The memory (64GB) is vast, with a storage capacity so huge you're never likely to need more no matter what you download and store on it\\n\\n9. Siri, iMessage and Facetime are genuinely useful apps, not just gimmicks. They actually work well. The fingerprint scanner works too, though how much of a real security feature this is remains doubtful\\n\\nGripes: very few -\\n\\n1. The battery life isn't great, but no worse than the Android Galaxy 4 and you can substantially improve it on the 5s by turning off power-hungry applications\\n\\n2. The unique nano-SIM means you can't swap the SIM over to another phone in an emergency, or for example if the phone is damaged and needs repair\\n\\n3. The price of the 5s is a bit steep, but here you really do get what you pay for\\n\\nOverall I have become a reluctant Apple convert. It's easy to see why they have become market leader with such an excellent product. Of course in another 2 or 3 years the tech will have moved on again, there may be a new market-leading manufacturer and the 5s will be an antique. But until then, the 5s for me is the King of cellphones.\\n\\nFinally, a lot of one-star reviews posted on amazon are from buyers griping about having been shipped locked phones by online sellers. This must be very frustrating but these are not really product reviews, they are complaints about the seller. The solution is easy: buy from an Apple store and they'll set up the new iPhone for you and transfer all the data from your old phone.\",\n \"Product: This pair of rear-view mirrors is designed for drop bar road bikes. It was conceived with the idea of increasing the cyclist's safety by offering a greatly expanded visual field at a quick glance. You don't have to look over your shoulder to see what's coming up on you. Just glance down...its right there. These mirrors eliminate the need for the rider to change position to see what's behind, possibly and compromising safety, especially in a dense urban environment. Practical, light, and effective, these mirrors are discreet and do not hinder the movements of the cyclist.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good design but a bit plasticky; convex lens means anything driving behind you looks small\\n\\nReview: This is a really useful set of 2x mirrors for a road racing bike fitted with curved drop-bars, to which it's normally near-impossible to fit rear-view mirrors. You push the fittings into the bar-ends and then attach each mirror via a ball-joint.\\n\\nThe mirrors are plastic with metal lenses instead of glass. This gives them a cheap feel, but the design is excellent. When positioned correctly they give a great rear view which can easily be adjusted when you change your riding position. They do not move, wobble or vibrate when you ride over bumps on a rough road surface.\\n\\nCaution: As bike mirrors go they're small, with a convex lens offering a wide field of view: it takes time to get used to vehicles appearing distant even when they're close behind.\\n\\nThe mirrors are not identical: there is a left and a right one, with in each case the long curve to the outside. If you inadvertently fit them the wrong way round, they still work as mirrors but just don't look right. However it's easy to swap them over; just pull the ball-joint out & push it back into the socket fitting on the other bar.\",\n \"Product: This pair of rear-view mirrors is designed for drop bar road bikes. It was conceived with the idea of increasing the cyclist's safety by offering a greatly expanded visual field at a quick glance. You don't have to look over your shoulder to see what's coming up on you. Just glance down...its right there. These mirrors eliminate the need for the rider to change position to see what's behind, possibly and compromising safety, especially in a dense urban environment. Practical, light, and effective, these mirrors are discreet and do not hinder the movements of the cyclist.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good design but a bit plasticky; convex lens means anything driving behind you looks small\\n\\nReview: This is a really useful set of 2x mirrors for a road racing bike fitted with curved drop-bars, to which it's normally near-impossible to fit rear-view mirrors. You push the fittings into the bar-ends and then attach each mirror via a ball-joint.\\n\\nThe mirrors are plastic with metal lenses instead of glass. This gives them a cheap feel, but the design is excellent. When positioned correctly they give a great rear view which can easily be adjusted when you change your riding position. They do not move, wobble or vibrate when you ride over bumps on a rough road surface.\\n\\nCaution: As bike mirrors go they're small, with a convex lens offering a wide field of view: it takes time to get used to vehicles appearing distant even when they're close behind.\\n\\nThe mirrors are not identical: there is a left and a right one, with in each case the long curve to the outside. If you inadvertently fit them the wrong way round, they still work as mirrors but just don't look right. However it's easy to swap them over; just pull the ball-joint out & push it back into the socket fitting on the other bar.\",\n \"Product: Mahavishnu Orchestra ~ Birds Of Fire\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Incandescent once more, the second outing for McLaughlin's sublime 1970s quintet is music for the mind and the spirit\\n\\nReview: This second album from The Mahavishnu Orchestra was released in 1973. It showcases John McLaughlin's astounding fusion quintet at the height of their creativity and shines with inspiration, energy and power.\\n\\nBoF is similar to the band's 1971 debut album `The Inner Mounting Flame' but perhaps slightly more polished; more accessible on first listening. You might describe BoF as more of a rock album and TIMF as more rooted in jazz-rock fusion.\\n\\nLike all the MO's material, the album is 100% instrumental. Again these five virtuoso musicians astound with their mastery of unorthodox time-signatures and play with a synergy and energy probably never equalled in the annals of jazz/rock. This will not be everybody's cup of tea, for sure; it's quintessentially a musicians' album: adventurous, demanding, original, intense, with a unique sound. The pieces on BoF are on the whole shorter and punchier than those found on the MO's other work, excepting the 9.55 extended `One Word' with its 13/8-time rhythm driven by Laird out-front over which Goodman, Hammer and McLaughlin deliver complex interwoven solos and an explosive drum solo from Cobham thrown in to spice the mix.\\n\\nIt's difficult to describe how ground-breaking was the music made by this band. People who didn't think they liked `jazz' and had never bought an instrumental album became appreciative fans, in droves. If you're new to The Mahavishnu Orchestra, `Birds of Fire' might be the most accessible gateway to their small but magnificent back catalogue and a good place to start; then try `The Inner Mounting Flame' and `The Lost Trident Sessions'.\",\n \"Product: Santana ~ Caravanserai\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Santana's most sublime moment? - the vinyl original\\n\\nReview: Review of the 12\\\" vinyl original of Santana's 1972 album 'Caravanserai'\\n\\nReleased in October 1972, `Caravanserai' marks one of Santana's highest and most sublime creative moments and has often been described as \\\"music for musicians\\\". It's the last of Santana's studio recordings to feature founder-member Gregg Rolie on keyboards and second-guitarist (the very young but virtuoso) Neal Schon, both of whom were shortly to depart to form `Journey.' Rolie features on some tracks and new keyboard player Tom Coster appears on others, the start of a decades-long and highly productive association between Coster and Santana.\\n\\nFounder-member David Brown is replaced on bass by Doug Rauch (on some of the numbers) and Tom Rutley (on others) and the departure of Mike Carabello as conga-percussionist heralded the entry of veteran Armando Peraza - who, I can tell you from seeing this band live in 1973, had one heck of an onstage presence and added a lot to the sound. Drummer Mike Shrieve and percussionist `Chepito' are still there, both evident in the music. Altogether `Caravanserai' showcases contributions by some 16 different musicians and is a masterpiece of arrangement and production; it marks the beginning of a rich and productive journey into deeper, more complex jazz-fusion territory which continued with `Welcome' and - especially - `Borboletta.'\\n\\nThe trademark rock-salsa fusion sound which made Santana's first three studio albums a global commercial success gives way here to more thoughtful, jazz-like compositions, though you can hear the genealogy of the Woodstock-era band still there underneath. Of the 10 numbers on the album, only three have any vocal content and the first six pieces (i.e. the first `side' of the original vinyl LP) flow together as one, with no real breaks. `Caravanserai' though impressive on first listening, is not such an instantly-accessible musical listening experience as the first three albums. The band experiments with different time-signatures and instrumentation in complex compositions to weave an engrossing musical tapestry which wins over the head, the heart and the soul where repeat-listening reveals ever more depth and subtlety.\\n\\nIf you like to seek out great music of any era and especially if you have a penchant for jazz-rock fusion and you've never heard `Caravanserai', then you're in for a rare treat. This mid-1970s period was the high-point of Carlos Santana's long creative career: here he is in his prime, a master of his craft with experience and global success behind him, but wanting to explore music a bit deeper, maybe with less popular appeal but ultimately more personally satisfying, more valuable and enduring. Put on the headphones, lie back, crank up the volume and be transported to a land rich, beautiful and sublime.\\n\\nI am BTW writing this in Hatta, close to the UAE/Oman border. As the Sun rises, a herd of wild camels is visible on a distant hill to the South: a real-life spectacle almost identical to the original cover-art of this: Santana's great, timeless fourth album.\",\n \"Product: Out of print in the U.S.! Bob Dylan's mostly instrumental soundtrack to the surreal Western from director Sam Peckinpah. Of the few vocal tracks on the album, the stunning now-classic (and often covered) 'Knocking On Heaven's Door' made it's debut on this release. 10 tracks. Sony.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: `Alias' perfect music for Peckinpah's epic New Mexico masterpiece\\n\\nReview: This is the album of the soundtrack to Sam Peckinpah's flawed 1973 cinematic masterpiece of the same name. The film had a difficult and complicated birth in the hands of MGM and eventually emerged in several different versions of differing lengths and containing/excluding different scenes, until Peckinpah finally released his long-awaited and definitive `Director's Cut' in 1988.\\n\\nThe film, if you've never seen it, is a long sprawling epic about the final days of William Bonney (played by Kris Kristofferson) as he is hunted down by former friend-and-mentor-now-turned-lawman, Pat Garrett (excellently played by James Coburn in probably his career-best role) against the frontier landscape and society of New Mexico in the final days of the Old West. Dylan was introduced to Peckinpah by Kristofferson and not only wrote the score but also has a supporting part in the film as the character `Alias', a quiet but enigmatic outlaw type with sparse dialogue who acts as a kind of bridge between Garrett and The Kid as he shows up in different places, and though we never learn much about the character Dylan is actually pretty good in the role.\\n\\nThe album contains `Knockin' on Heaven's Door' which was a successful single release both in the US and in Europe in 1973, and remains by common agreement one of Dylan's greatest-ever songs. Other than that, different tempo variations of the main theme `Billy' (which works beautifully in holding the film together) and some quirky instrumental pieces fill out the album.\\n\\nThis is less an album of poignant and soul-stirring power like `Blood on the Tracks' or `Time out of Mind'; more a mood-setter. Dylan's style and delivery are faultless in conveying the atmosphere of the film's story, of New Mexico and of the last days of the Old West. It's truly great driving music, wherever you are.\",\n \"Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original CBS release. Catalog CK 33453. There is a drill hole through the UPC.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The version-of-choice of Floyd's best album?\\n\\nReview: If you don't yet have a CD of (probably) Floyd's finest-ever album in your music library, this November 2011-released 2-disk set of WYWH is the one to go for.\\n\\nThe first disk is a James Guthrie re-master of the classic WYWH album as released in September 1975, from the original recording tapes. Believe it or not, Guthrie has improved the sound: it's deeper, richer and more spine-tingling than the epic original vinyl release. The sound is clean, each instrument is clearly defined with the bass and percussion in particular sounding like they're right there in the room with you.\\n\\nThe second disk contains some live material from the 1975 WYWH tour featuring numbers excluded from the original album release - `Raving and Drooling,' `You've Got to be Crazy' and `Wine Glasses' which were Floyd stage-standards at the time - plus a longer, stretched-out live-on-stage version of `Shine On'.\\n\\nAlso featured are a couple of alternative studio recordings of tracks from the original album. The highlight for most fans is likely to be a masterful version of WYWH featuring Stephane Grappelli on violin, which gives the classic piece a quite different character but is in every way superb, possibly (personal choice here) superior even to the original variant chosen for the 1975 album release. There's also an alternative version of `Have a Cigar'.\\n\\nThe cardboard-surround sleeve of the 2011 release contains a 3-part folding CD case with the 2x CDs and a small booklet with the all song lyrics.\\n\\nIn summary: excellent; the one to buy.\",\n \"Product: This CD is an out of print collectible! It is the original CBS release. Catalog CK 33453. There is a drill hole through the UPC.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Possibly Floyd's best album containing their greatest ever composition, WYWH endures the decades and never ages\\n\\nReview: So, here comes yet another five-star review of one of Floyd's two or three truly great albums, and interestingly the only one guitarist Dave Gilmour admits to being proud of with no reservations and to listening to regularly. The theme at the core of the album (and its title) is the band's founder Syd Barrett, long departed in 1975 but whose eccentric visions and musical originality still cast a long shadow. WYWH is however even more than the sum of its excellent parts: the songs themed around Syd and his tragic slide into reclusive mental instability provide a framework for more serious reflections on the fragility of the human condition and the cynicism of the music industry. Lightweight pop music, it ain't.\\n\\nThe album marks a return to a pre-DSOTM compositional style in that the songs (the album contains only four, one of them split as opener and closer) generally come in around the 10-minute mark - the one exception being the utterly brilliant and classic title track, which is shorter. The 13-minute opener, \\\"Shine on You Crazy Diamond\\\", is almost certainly not only the greatest piece ever composed by the band in their 40-year history but arguably one of the best pieces of rock music ever, from any generation. Building from a long, single, subdued keyboard chord the unforgettable 4-note guitar arpeggio slowly, hesitantly establishes the melody and builds the tension: the listener is made to wait several minutes before the vocal line finally comes in:\\n\\n\\\"Remember when you were young (followed by wailing guitar counterpoint)\\nYou shone like the sun (drum build-up)\\nShine on, you crazy diamond...\\\" (rich, choral-led explosion of sound)\\n\\nThe piece is slow, grandiose, symphonic, epic; gut-wrenchingly poignant, perfectly executed with a serious power which rarely fails to move the soul, even after listening a hundred times. This first part finally fades with a frenzied sax playing into the distance, to be immediately overlaid with the first of two follow-up tracks with a new theme and tone: driving discordant rhythm overlaid with acoustic guitar and synth and by Waters' cynical lyrics reflecting on the attitudes which govern the music industry. In \\\"Welcome to the Machine\\\" a young aspiring musician is greeted into the business:\\n\\n\\\"Welcome my son, welcome to the machine\\nWhat did you dream?\\nIt's alright we told you what to dream\\nYou dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar...\\\"\\n\\nRoger Waters' lyrics show us this business is no different to any other: it's out to manufacture product and sell it, and make a buck; it's just more cynical and manipulative, and less honest than most industries. A short interval of what sounds like a room full of people having excited conversations leads into the slowly rhythmic, bass-driven \\\"Have a Cigar\\\" sung by Roy Harper. Here the point is driven home even harder:\\n\\n\\\"Come in here dear boy, have a cigar\\nYou're gonna go far, fly high...\\nAnd did we tell you the name of the game, boy?\\nWe call it riding the gravy train...\\\"\\n\\nThe title track breaks in and brings a change of mood. It's short, distinctive and unforgettable. Basically an acoustic guitar piece overlaid in the second verse by a fuller sound and soaring electric guitar lead, the lyrics have true poignancy:\\n\\n\\\"...did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?\\nHow I wish, how I wish you were here\\nWe're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year\\nRunning over the same old ground, what have we found?\\nThe same old fears...\\\"\\n\\nThe song is so good you want it to be longer. Melodically it's very distinctive and instantly likeable, a reaction increased over repeated listenings. It deserves that much-overused description: an instant classic, with witty but sad and poignant lyrics to match. Finally the opener \\\"Shine on\\\" is reprised to round off the album, re-state the opening theme and wind down the mood.\\n\\nThe album-cover image is perhaps a bit obscure: it symbolises the band shaking hands with and saying goodbye to Syd Barrett (who BTW died in 2006) represented as a kind of human-torch, so incandescent with inspiration and so other-worldly he is no longer able to live in the level of reality most of us inhabit.\\n\\nWYWH is truly great. After this, even with \\\"The Wall\\\" the band never really composed with such creative and original genius, played and produced with such a synthesis of excellence, wrote and delivered such enduring lyrical bite with such personal conviction. Unlike DSOTM however, the album does not always impress on first listening; but listen more, and you'll soon get it.\",\n \"Product: THE MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA Between Nothingness And Eternity - Live CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: McLaughlin's epic 1973 quintet: pure magic, on stage in Central Park\\n\\nReview: This album, recorded in New York City's Central Park in the summer of 1973, is the only `non-bootleg' live recording now available of the original Mahavishnu Orchestra quintet: John McLaughlin on guitar, Jerry Goodman on violin, Jan Hammer on keyboards, Rick Laird on bass and the incomparable Billy Cobham on drums.\\n\\nFans generally rate this album alongside `The Inner Mounting Flame' and `Birds of Fire' for musical passion, tight high-speed playing, improvisational virtuosity and musical complexity. BNAE contains only three extended pieces - `Trilogy', `Sister Andrea' and `Dream' - and if you've never heard it, it'll knock your socks off.\\n\\nHowever, BNAE falls short in two areas: the musical compositions are neither as tightly arranged nor as punchy and distinctive as on the band's studio albums; and the sound quality, recorded in the open air in 1973, is far from exemplary and has a roughness you won't hear on the studio recordings. This doesn't diminish the music too much, which as always with this line-up (the best-ever fusion band in history?) is beyond excellent; frenzied improvisational genius at work with a passion which takes your breath away. The more you listen to it, the more you'll get to know it, the more you'll like it.\\n\\nYou can hear the (shorter) studio recordings of `Trilogy', `Sister Andrea' and `Dream' on `The Lost Trident Sessions' album where the sound quality is up to the standard of the band's other studio album releases and this makes a good complement to BNAE. Remarkably, TLTS wasn't released until 1999, but was worth the wait - so my advice is, get them both.\",\n \"Product: *********please note that this box set has been throughly inspected for quality before shipping\\nTHERE ARE NO RETURNS ON BOX SETS!!!**************\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Wall Experience edition: Floyd's 1979 epic nicely remastered, plus more\\n\\nReview: The Wall is a long way from my favorite Floyd album. IMHO this excessively hyped, incoherent jumble of ideas is eclipsed easily by 1994's The Division Bell and earlier more thoughtful works from Floyd's underground days like Meddle, and was never in the same league as the seminal DSotM and WYWH. However, The Wall is not without its moments: between the indifferent tracks and tiresome preachiness of Roger Waters' epic lie some gems like `Comfortably Numb' and `Run like Hell' and the admittedly memorable `Another Brick Pt2'.\\n\\nIn addition to a very good remastering of the whole album, the 3-disk `Experience Edition' offers a third disk of unused demo tracks and unreleased work-in-progress, some of which are pretty good. Many of these pieces are extended and allowed to settle into a nice groove in classic Floyd style; the cuts chosen for the original vinyl album release (maybe for reasons of available space, imagined dramatic effect or just seeking to appeal to a different audience with a shorter attention span) in comparison sound cropped.\\n\\nIn summary, if you still like music in physical-library format (i.e. CD or vinyl) and don't have The Wall in your collection yet, this is the recommended release and the one to buy.\",\n \"Product: Sade ~ Promise\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sade's follow-up to `Diamond Life' is a timeless gem which delivers on the Promise\\n\\nReview: Released in November 1985, `Promise' was the second album from UK jazz-rock band Sade (pronounced Shar-day), led by the \\\"famously reclusive\\\" singer/composer Helen Folasade Adu.\\n\\nThe band's music has a timeless quality, difficult to date. Pop, blues and ambient jazz all feed into the mix, dominated by Sade's powerful contralto to make for a distinctive concoction mellow, stylish, classy, immediately recognisable, with a commanding emotional restraint beneath which simmers deep emotional experience.\\n\\nThe standard of this band is so consistently high that several contenders line-up for the `best Sade album award', but `Promise' is certainly a front-runner. The powerful opener `Is it a crime?' (`that I still love you, and want you to love me too') has great musical dynamics with bold full-on tenor sax alternating with Sade's subdued but arresting vocal delivery. `The Sweetest Taboo' is a delightful hit-single song with a fine chorus line; `You're not the Man' a song about the realization she is with the wrong guy, written from insight, maturity & intelligence and delivered with a delicate poignancy.\\n\\nThe whole album is a sublime, rich and enjoyable listening experience with first class production values.\\n\\nThis is music for grown-ups; the real deal. It continues to inspire, it never ages, and sounds even better now than on its 1985 release - the sure indication of a true classic.\",\n \"Product: Apocalypse\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: McLaughlin goes orchestral to impressive result\\n\\nReview: Following the demise of his truly great jazz fusion quintet, the first-generation Mahavishnu Orchestra at the end of 1973, John McLaughlin immediately embarked on a more ambitious project including not only jazz and rock musicians but also traditional classical orchestration. `Apocalypse' in 1974 was the first release of this new line-up.\\n\\nThe album is something of a neither-fish-nor-fowl hybrid. Its underlying strengths are the exemplary musicianship, tight arrangements and - in many cases - memorable and original compositions. Bursting with energy, original ideas and with plenty of light and shade, the album grows on you over time and reveals itself to be a truly inspirational piece of work - though maybe not everybody's `cup of tea'.\\n\\nThe professional orchestral underpinnings of The London Symphony Orchestra (conducted by Michael Tilson Thomas) combined with McLaughlin's faster-than-you-can-think guitar work and jazz fusion style, gives the album its special character. Add in the violin of Jean-Luc Ponty, the keyboard work (and occasional wailing vocals) of Gayle Moran plus a good rhythm section and strings and you have a unique sound-cocktail rarely heard before or since. Producer George Martin claims working on this project was one of the most enjoyable times of his career, and his production work here is impressive indeed.\\n\\nIt's less fashionable now than in the 1970s to make music on the theme of spiritual inspiration, but somehow this works and just `feels right.' If you've never heard it, and especially if you like the jazz fusion work from this period of Miles, Trane, Santana and the first (Goodman-Hammer-Cobham-Laird) incarnation of the MO, then check it out.\",\n \"Product: Sade ~ Stronger Than Pride\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Stronger than other music from the era, Sade's 1988 masterpiece never seems to age\\n\\nReview: Sade's third album release from 1988 is characterised by minimalist compositions which allow Ms. Adu's expressive voice to take a more dominant role, the result a sublime collection of songs evoking sundown on a languid tropical evening.\\n\\nWhilst continuing the essential groove of the first two album releases, `Stronger than Pride' exudes a greater confidence than earlier efforts; the band no longer has anything to prove. In the 21st century one might expect a pop-influenced jazz album from 1988 to sound dated, but not so: the phrase \\\"less is more\\\" was never more true than here. The core band - Stuart Matthewman on guitar and sax, Paul Spencer Denman on bass and Andrew Hale on keyboards - remains unchanged from the debut. Each is a strong musician/composer and together they form an organic unit with distinctive character, the perfect vehicle for Sade's mature, lush vocal lead.\\n\\n`Haunt Me' and `I Never Thought I'd See the Day' are distinctive mood pieces which define the album's groove: stretched-out, enigmatic, with slow minor-key flourishes from tenor sax and keyboard. Even the upbeat pop single `Keep Looking' with driving drumbeat from guest drummer Martin Ditcham underpinned by Denman's insistent bass line doesn't break the spell. The song collection as a whole has a distinctive character and seems to belong together as a family, very much in the way of Fleetwood Mac's classic 1976 album `Rumours'.\\n\\nThis is one sublime, classic album, the perfect complement to a summer afternoon or evening. Of all Sade's releases, it has endured the best; it's timeless. Check it out.\",\n \"Product: Smooth jazz-flavoured 1992 album featuring \\\"No Ordinary Love\\\" & \\\"Mermaid\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: No ordinary album: a deluxe treat from no ordinary band\\n\\nReview: Sade's fourth album was released in 1992, a full four years following `Stronger than Pride' but nevertheless retaining the band's classy and distinctive style. It was (and still is) seen by many as the band's best, a high-point in a career with many high-points.\\n\\nThe album is full of heart-felt mood pieces with Sade's breathy vocals supported by the band's virtuoso musical backing, no one element dominating the rest and nothing out of place. Paul Spencer-Denman's deep bass is the foundation of the soundscape, and Stewart Matthewman's sax solos in particular are delivered with delicacy and finesse which often sends shivers down the spine. Production, as ever with this band's output, is an object lesson in faultless perfection.\\n\\n`Love Deluxe' spawned four hit singles and each in turn a music video. `No ordinary Love' is the best known because it won the 1994 Grammy for Best R&B performance, and was featured on the soundtrack of the 1993 Hollywood movie `Indecent Proposal'. `Cherish the Life', `Feel no Pain' and `Kiss of Life' were the other three single releases, each a minor but enduring masterpiece.\\n\\nSade's music has a kind of classic status because it never seems to age; it's of its time, but for all time. `Love Deluxe' was the band's only release (apart from a compilation album `Best of Sade') in the 1990s decade, and has never been bettered.\",\n \"Product: 11 songs\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Division Bell Discovery edition: the best of Gilmour-era Floyd\\n\\nReview: 2014's `The Endless River' is basically unused material from the 1993 recording sessions of this, the original and magnificent `The Division Bell'. It's a corker, one of a handful of all-time great Pink Floyd albums alongside Meddle, DSOTM & WYWH and a big step-up from its so-so predecessor `A Momentary Lapse of Reason'.\\n\\nFollowing the acrimonious departure of Roger Waters in 1984 Dave Gilmour took over as de facto band leader/chief songwriter, and TDB is the crowning achievement of no-Waters-era Floyd. The album is a coherent collection of superbly crafted pieces and strikes a fine balance between lyrical songwriting and a rich tapestry of virtuoso instrumental music possibly not in evidence since the WYWH era. Gone is Roger's biting (and sometimes heavy-handed) political satire and commentary on society, replaced by the slower-paced melancholic lyrical landscape of classic-era Pink Floyd. The late Richard Wright contributes in no small measure to the soundscape and is acknowledged with some of the writing credit for the first time since the 1970s, and Gilmour's wife Polly Samson is co-credited with much of the lyrical input.\\n\\nTDB has so many memorable songs it's a veritable embarrassment of riches but `What do you want from Me', `Lost for Words' and `High Hopes' are probably the cream of this very abundant crop. `Take it Back' sounds like Joshua-Tree-era U2 (in a good way). No prizes for guessing the intended target of `Poles Apart', another very, very good song, moody and powerful with Gilmour in full voice and delivering one of his all-time-great classic guitar solos.\\n\\nThis five-star album has enduring appeal and sounds even better now than it did in 1994, the sign of a true classic. The 2011 remastered `Discovery' release is the one to go for.\",\n \"Product: An expansive, 24-track live set from Floyd's blockbuster Division Bell tour. A complete performance of Dark Side Of The Moon is joined by Shine On You Crazy Diamond; Astronomy Domine; Wish You Were Here; Comfortably Numb; Another Brick In The Wall, Pt. 2; Run Like Hell, and more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Absent Roger Waters, `Division Bell'-era Floyd delivers an epic live performance from 1994\\n\\nReview: This epic live-on-stage album was recorded on the Division Bell tour in the late summer of 1994, by the Waters-light version of Pink Floyd. All the recordings are from UK/European concert dates.\\n\\nWhilst acknowledging Rogers exceptional lyrical and songwriting skills during his years with Floyd, you have to say that here hes not really missed. Guy Pratt does an excellent job as fill-in bass player as David Gilmour takes centre stage with some outstanding guitar work and lead vocals, supported by Richard Wrights rich expansive soundscapes and Nick Masons solid and energetic drumming.\\n\\nThe first disk opens with a spine-tingling rendition of Shine On You Crazy Diamond followed up by the Barrett-era classic Astronomy Domine, rarely played by the band onstage since the early 70s. The remaining material is from the seminal Division Bell album, and capped-off with Another Brick in the Wall pt 2, another Gilmour composition.\\n\\nThe second disk is a complete and truly excellent performance of Dark Side in its entirety, followed by three encores including Gilmour-classics the WYWH title-song and Comfortably Numb.\\n\\nPulse is arguably even better than The Delicate Sound of Thunder as the definitive official-release live-on-stage Pink Floyd album. The rejuvenated Division Bell band radiates confidence, experience and professionalism. With none of the interpersonal tension so evident during Rogers last couple of years with Floyd, the band here is more relaxed and the resultant music outstanding. Pulse is a corker, and essential for any Pink Floyd collection.\",\n \"Product: Fantastic 1972 album featuring 'You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio'...Graham Nash, Stephen Stills & James Burton guest\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: From Blue to Roses, this inbetweener is another hidden gem\\n\\nReview: Released in 1972, For the Roses sits between Jonis two most commercially successful albums the seminal Blue and the more jazzy & popular Court and Spark.\\n\\nFtR is more like its predecessor in style and lyrical theme with poignant, often ironic lyrics married to increasingly innovative and jazz-influenced music. As on Blue, Joni plays piano as accompaniment to many songs and often utilises woodwind and a bass/drum rhythm section to flesh out the sound.\\n\\nHighlights: the catchy hit single You Turn Me On, Im a Radio ironically written in response to the record companys request she write a radio-friendly song; Barandgrill foraging into jazz territory, and the desolate social commentary Banquet. But there are no weak spots here: the songs are deep, poignant, poetic, and musically excellent. It aint really pop, though.\\n\\nThis collection grows on you only slowly, deepens through years. The more you listen, the more the ironic subtleties gently push through and the more the artist reveals of herself.\\n\\nInterestingly, For the Roses is the only one of Jonis albums (to date in 2016) selected for inclusion in the Library of Congress, which happened as recently as 2007.\",\n \"Product: New product. Never used!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The 40th Anniversary mixes of `Waiting for the Sun'\\n\\nReview: The Doors' third album when released in 1968 contained no extended musical piece like `The End' or `When the Music's Over', and revealed a softer side. Mixed in with the more up-tempo pop songs `Hello I Love You' and `Love Street' are poignant ballads like `Summer's Almost Gone', `Yes, the River Knows', and the powerful `Wintertime Love'. Robbie Krieger proves he can play Classical guitar on `Spanish Caravan' and there is a streak of impassioned social-political protest with `The Unknown Soldier,' which unfortunately has not aged well.\\n\\nOn the 2007 40th Anniversary re-mix, Morrison's unfinished `Celebration of the Lizard' is offered as a rambling 17-minute extra, along with three previously unheard takes of the only part of his original epic deemed worthy of inclusion on the album, `Not to Touch the Earth'. Manzarek, Krieger and Densmore also demonstrate their versatility by performing an out-and-out Baroque classical piece, namely Albinoni's Adagio in G Minor.\\n\\nOverall `Waiting for the Sun' is something a bit different from this versatile and unpredictable band, a mid-point in their five highly creative years before Morrison's untimely demise on 3rd July 1971. It's full of good stuff: if you've never heard it, check it out.\",\n \"Product: Cd > Popular Music > Rock & Pop\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Yes, Squire's selection is a good intro to the classic 70s period\\n\\nReview: This concise 9-track collection was assembled by virtuoso Yes bassist and founder-member Chris Squire, and contains some of the best short and medium-length works from the band's golden period in the 1970s. As such it's a great introduction to Yes' music for the young and curious listener who might not know where to start with this prolific band's extensive back catalogue.\\n\\nAficionados always disagree about the content (and omissions) of any `greatest hits' collection and I would have a few minor quibbles with Squire's selection:\\n\\n* Squire's own (admittedly excellent) composition `The Fish' is included, but not Jon Anderson's equally good `We have Heaven' or Steve Howe's `Mood for a Day' which each showcase a different side of the band members' individual talents\\n\\n* Live-on-stage versions of `Roundabout' and `All Good People' with less-than-perfect sound are included in place of the excellent & superior studio recordings\\n\\n* `Classic Yes' was originally released as a vinyl LP, a format which precluded the inclusion of more material. On the re-issued CD however, more tracks might easily have been added: `South Side of the Sky', `Siberian Khatru' and something from the superb `Relayer' album - maybe the sublime `Soon' (which works on its own and was released as a single in some markets) or the outstanding `Sound Chaser' would have been my choices, and even something from `Time and a Word'\\n\\nThe short-taster format obviously precludes any of Yes' longer 20-minute pieces such as `Close to the Edge', `Relayer' or anything from `Tales'. But as a concise selection of highlights, it's overall pretty good as an introduction to this inventive and mould-breaking music.\",\n \"Product: YES TIME AND A WORD\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Yes' 1970 rock-orchestral experiment is an interesting oddity pointing the way to later greatness\\n\\nReview: `Time and a Word', the 1970 second album release from Yes, has a distinct character different from the rock-pop feel of the debut and different again from the 1971 landmark `Yes Album' where the young band found its definitive sound. Some see TaaW as a kind of ambitious but failed experiment and for sure it doesn't float every fan's boat, but it definitely has its moments and is in many ways a lot more interesting than Yes' first album.\\n\\nTaaW has the founding Yes line-up, i.e. Peter Banks on guitar and Tony Kaye on keyboards replaced within 2 years by Steve Howe and Rick Wakeman respectively. The distinctive sound of TaaW is the ambitious and not always successful use of orchestral strings on most of the tracks, a Jon Anderson initiative which instigated a row with Peter Banks leading to his departure from the band the day recordings were completed. Generally the strings get in the way more than they augment the sound, though they work well on `Everydays' and on the explosive opener, an imaginative re-work of Ritchie Havens' `No Opportunity Necessary, No Experience Needed' which is for me the album's star track.\\n\\nThe standout musician is Chris Squire, whose inventive and busy use of bass guitar in the treble register drives along the more rock-based numbers (like `Sweet Dreams' and the aforementioned `No Opportunity...'). Anderson's song writing is one of the album's weaknesses: not yet developed to creating impressionistic lyrical landscapes so characteristic of the `Yes sound', `The Prophet' and the title track `TaaW' in particular sound nave, new-agey and dated.\\n\\nBut overall TaaW is interesting as a historic oddity, with more ambitious multi-part compositions like `Everydays' and `Astral Traveller' (you can hear the musical origins of `Starship Trooper' in this song) signposting the band's future direction, which they were to declare unambiguously with the follow-up, the international best-selling `Yes Album.'\\n\\nThis re-mastered CD has 4 bonus tracks: the version of `Dear Father' originally on the B-side of the `Sweet Dreams' single, and alternate takes of `No Opportunity...', `Sweet Dreams' and `the Prophet' - none significantly different to those featured on the original album.\\n\\nThe usual 16-page booklet insert completes the package featuring a retrospective penned by Mike Tiano, all the song lyrics and period photos of the band. The B&W surrealist painting of the naked girl which graced the original UK album cover was deemed too prurient for the US market, and was replaced by a photo of the band. There are plenty of good photos of the line-up featuring Peter Banks, but the decision was made to use a photo with Steve Howe in place of Banks on the US album cover, as Howe had already joined the band at the time of release of TaaW.\",\n \"Product: Flawless 1968 album full of unrestrained melodic joy. Timeless, beautiful, essential!!!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Inspired, seminal, timeless, sublime; and now re-mastered to near-perfection\\n\\nReview: More than 40 years on, \\\"Astral Weeks\\\" sounds as fresh as the night it was recorded. Many reviewers have pointed out that this is one of the greatest musical statements of all time: a true musician's album, impossible to categorise, standing out distinctively even from the rest of Van's voluminous and consistently excellent body of work over 40 years. All played in one inspired spontaneous burst, in a 12-hour studio session by musicians who had little or no experience of playing together: in the can, done and dusted, a timeless classic created in one night in NYC.\\n\\nBursting with youthful energy, musical originality and jazz-improvisation, featuring some of the most inspired poetic lyrics ever committed to song, the whole beautiful, timeless marvel is carried along by strings, brass, flute, acoustic guitar and the most delicious driving bass playing you'll ever hear. And then there's Van's youthful and right-on-the-edge voice, articulating those poetic stream-of-consciousness lines with such power and conviction you feel he's baring his very soul.\\n\\nThis 2010 Japanese re-master restores the sound to a crispness and depth not heard since the original 1968 vinyl release when played on a top-class sound system. It really is so much better than any previous CD release. And an additional bonus: an 18-page insert with all the song lyrics in both English (thankfully) and Japanese, missing form all previous CD releases. If you love this album as so many of us do, and want to hear it as it should be heard, this is the one to buy. Why WB has not so far released this near-perfect re-master in the USA or Europe is incomprehensible: it's definitely worth the extra money.\\n\\nSomeone said of Astral Weeks many years ago: \\\"You can't really say why it's so great. You have to listen to it to understand that. It just is.\\\"\\n\\nWords like \\\"seminal\\\" seem somehow inadequate to describe \\\"Astral Weeks.\\\" There's nothing else like it, nor ever likely to be. It's gorgeous, rich, delightful, transformative, inspired, a one-off. If you've never heard it, then it's time you did and this is the version to buy.\",\n \"Product: Flawless 1968 album full of unrestrained melodic joy. Timeless, beautiful, essential!!!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Inspired, seminal, timeless, sublime\\n\\nReview: More than 40 years on, \\\"Astral Weeks\\\" sounds as fresh as the night it was recorded. Many reviewers have pointed out that this is one of the greatest musical statements of all time: a true musician's album, impossible to categorise, standing out distinctively even from the rest of Van's voluminous and consistently excellent body of work over 40 years. All played in one inspired spontaneous burst, in a 12-hour studio session by musicians who had little or no experience of playing together: in the can, done and dusted, a timeless classic created in one night in NYC.\\n\\nBursting with youthful energy, musical originality and jazz-improvisation, featuring some of the most inspired poetic lyrics ever committed to song, the whole beautiful, timeless marvel is carried along by strings, brass, flute, acoustic guitar and the most delicious driving bass playing you'll ever hear. And then there's Van's voice, articulating those poetic lines with such power and conviction you feel he's baring his very soul.\\n\\nSomeone said of this album many years ago: \\\"You can't really say why it's so great. You have to listen to it to understand that. It just is.\\\"\\n\\nWords like \\\"seminal\\\" seem somehow inadequate to describe \\\"Astral Weeks.\\\" There's nothing else like it, nor ever likely to be. It's gorgeous, rich, delightful, transformative, inspired, a one-off. If you've never heard it, then it's time you did.\",\n \"Product: Robert Plant ~ Fate Of Nations\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Flowering Plant in 1993 comes into full bloom\\n\\nReview: Robert Plant's 1993 album `Fate of Nations' was recorded prior to his return to collaboration with Jimmy Page in the mid-90s, and remains one of his best releases.\\n\\nFoN has a full house of 12 star tracks with no duds and no hint of the mediocre, and should probably be better known. From the immediately accessible opener `Calling to You' Plant takes us on an excursion through differing musical styles which blend together seamlessly and are full of pleasant surprises. You can hear Robert's life-long admiration for middle-eastern music shining through in several places; the music has an Arabic feel. Production values are superb as are the performances from Plant's fellow musicians, especially the exemplary guitar work of Kevin Scott MacMichael.\\n\\nThis collection stands shoulder-to-shoulder with this singer's best-ever work (including the Zeppelin years); alongside the Page-Plant collaboration `No Quarter' (watch the DVD if you can get it) and the globally successful Alison Krauss collaboration and 2007 Grammy-winner `Raising Sand'. Check it out.\",\n \"Product: Remaster of beautiful 1968 debut produced by David Crosby. Includes 'Cactus Tree' & 'I Had A King'.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Jonis debut sound announced the arrival of a new & original talent\\n\\nReview: Joni Mitchell (born Roberta Joan Anderson) recorded her debut album at Hollywoods Sunset Sound Studios in 1967. Produced by David Crosby, the collection was released by Reprise in 1968 to muted critical acclaim, though did not initially enjoy commercial success.\\n\\nWith her soaring contralto, unusual open guitar tunings and innovative song structures, the album has a shockingly different sound to other folk music on the contemporary mid-sixties scene and announced the arrival of an original new talent.\\n\\nAs a prolific songwriter and composer, Joni had already penned several pieces: Both Sides Now, Eastern Rain, The Circle Game and Chelsea Morning which had been popularised by other singers. However, on StaS she chose not to record these already-popular songs, but instead to focus on her newer compositions. The album has a clean and simple sound unfettered by the more complex arrangements later deployed in her recording career. Acoustic guitar deploying odd-ball open tunings is used as the essential accompaniment to her powerful (and occasionally double-tracked) contralto singing, sometimes filled out with bass guitar or harmonica. The songs are lyrical, complex, fresh-sounding and utterly original; in 1968 it sounded like nothing else and her style became instantly recognisable.\\n\\nThe two sides of the original vinyl release were titled respectively I Came to the City and Out of the City and Down to the Seaside in an attempt to tie the songs into general themes. The soundscape, however, is even throughout.\\n\\nJoni dedicated the album to her 7th Grade English teacher who, she said, had taught her to love words and poetry and given her the confidence to start writing songs.\",\n \"Product: DAVIS MILES TUTU\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: More Miller than Miles, `Tutu' defines Davis' late period and confirms his relentless quest for the new\\n\\nReview: `Tutu', released in 1986 was one of Miles' last works and defines his later, `electronic' period. Sometimes criticised for being more the work of the highly talented multi-instrumentalist Marcus Miller than of Miles himself in the same way that `Porgy and Bess' and `Sketches of Spain' might be seen as `Gil Evans Albums', nevertheless Miles' signature style and virtuoso trumpet playing define Tutu's principle character.\\n\\nThe history of this project is that Miles' new contract with Warner Brothers stipulated that all songwriting credits henceforth should belong to WB rather than to Miles himself. To get around this legal irritant Miller was hired to compose the main theme for each piece as a framework over which Miles could solo, and took all legal songwriting credit. Miller has been described as \\\"A producer who could play as well as a player who could produce\\\" and did a good job: the resulting electronic rhythms and synth-dominant sound gives `Tutu' a distinctively 1980s feel which leads some to claim that Miles had `re-invented' jazz for the fourth or fifth time in his illustrious and multiply-groundbeaking career of continuous innovation. Well, that's stretching things a bit: `Tutu' is OK but hardly `great', in the same way `Do-Bop' is OK but not really a classic.\\n\\n`Tutu' was certainly a new, fresh sound in 1986 and unlike anything else at the time which could be found under the `jazz' category. The album has a lot of energy and Miles' trumpet playing is as inventive and energetic as ever. However after several numbers it can begin to sound samey, and in the context of Davis' long career and particularly high-points such as `Kind of Blue,' `In a Silent Way' and `Bitches Brew', `Tutu' is justifiably seen by most (but not all) fans as a second-tier effort and not really one of his best works. The album is, however, easily accessible to the new-to-jazz listener and even to people who profess to `not like jazz' but are OK with high-energy electronic instrumental music, and so offers a gateway to the deeper and more interesting musical milestones of the genre.\\n\\nRIP Miles. You never failed to surprise and delight us, even with your more hit-and-miss projects like `Tutu.'\",\n \"Product: Talking Heads ~ Naked\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Heads' final blast\\n\\nReview: This is Talking Heads' final album, the swan song of this highly innovative and mould-breaking band from the 1980s.\\n\\nThe music is an unorthodox blend of styles spiced with David Byrne's lyrical quirkiness, best expressed in the number `Nothing but Flowers' where in some post-apocalyptic future the singer laments the passing of the machine age and the air pollution of the past; now it's `nothing but flowers' and feels dull by comparison. `Totally Nude' in contrast professes naturist sentiments and has a South Sea Islands flavour.\\n\\nMusically TH were here at the top of their game and although not every song works brilliantly, the result is never less than interesting with multiple themes weaving clever patterns often over Latin base rhythms.\\n\\n`Naked' however doesn't feel like an album of distinctive character and concept; rather a catch-all of leftover songs, of bits and pieces. Whilst not TH's greatest moment, the result is more than just OK and way better than most music churned out during this era. It was, in retrospect, a fine exit for this band after its time in the sun.\",\n \"Product: .\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Money for Nothing' has its moments and is a good intro to DS\\n\\nReview: `Money for Nothing' released in 1988 is the first of three `greatest hits' collections of Dire Straits' music. It excludes material from the last studio album `On Every Street' (1991). Most tracks are the original album versions, but `Brothers in Arms' & `Money for Nothing' are slightly edited `single versions' for radio play and inferior to the original album releases.\\n\\nMFN is worth buying just for the excellent live performances of `Telegraph Road' and `Portobello Belle' which were originally considered for the `Alchemy' release but didn't make it; both are much better than the studio-album versions. You also get the single `Twisting by the Pool' which appeared only briefly on an EP, but not on any of the band's albums.\\n\\nIf your record collection only has space for a couple of DS albums, I would suggest this collection plus the 1991 album `On Every Street'. If you have room for one more, consider either the eponymous debut or `Love over Gold.'\",\n \"Product: FLEETWOOD MAC TANGO IN THE NIGHT\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: FM's last creative high-water mark\\n\\nReview: Following the good but commercially disappointing `Tusk' in 1979 and its unremarkable 1982 follow-up `Mirage', the five members of Fleetwood Mac went their separate ways and didn't play together for several years.\\n\\n`Tango in the Night' was the band's 1987 come-back, originally planned by Lindsey Buckingham as a solo project. It marks a return to form, and was eventually FM's second-best selling album worldwide after `Rumours'.\\n\\nThe strongest songs are from Buckingham and especially Christine MacVie, who wrote the best two of the album's four hit singles, `Everywhere' and `Little Lies'. Christine & Lindsey also co-wrote `Mystified', `Isn't it Midnight' and the album's excellent closer `You and I part 2'.\\n\\nStevie Nicks' contributions to TitN are more modest, as due to a persistent and unresolved cocaine habit she didn't show up to the studio for most of the sessions. `Welcome to the Room, Sara' is one only two songs penned by her, themed on her experience in rehab.\\n\\nThis is the final collection from the classic line-up of FM prior to the departure of Buckingham and Nicks for several years, and a fine album. Christine MacVie (after 30 years on the road) finally left the band, moved back to England and retired from the business, but the remaining foursome is still touring in 2013 and many classic numbers from TitN still grace their sell-out stage performances, as popular as ever.\",\n \"Product: Finally! The second Genesis album is out on CD, the one whose supporting tour remains perhaps the most theatrical rock show ever mounted! With the original line-up including Peter Gabriel (and no Phil Collins).\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Trespass, where Genesis discovered its distinctive style\\n\\nReview: Genesis 1969 recording debut From Genesis to Revelation (financed and produced by pop music mogul Jonathan King) was a commercial failure, because it was not very good. Fortunately the talented and resourceful young band from Charterhouse School was self-confident, and persisted: the 1970 follow-up recorded with Charisma Records marked a completely new style, and remains something of a prog classic.\\n\\nTrespass contains just six pieces and is an excellent piece of work where the band discovered its defining style and sound. The album introduced extended instrumental compositions characterised by changes of mood and time signature. This distinctive musical landscape is combined with a lyrical quirkiness, often underscored by a sinister sub-text destined to become the hallmark of Gabriel-era Genesis. Each song tells a story with Gabriel often going into character, exploring the form which was to increasingly mould the bands stage performances for the next several years.\\n\\nThe song most fans will recognise is the long high-testosterone closer The Knife which became a perennial onstage concert favourite. Trespass however contains more considered and thoughtful pieces. Pick of the bunch: White Mountain, a tale of leadership rivalry among wolves; the anthem-like Visions of Angels; and the unfortunately titled Stagnation about a man who buries himself miles beneath the Earth in caverns to avoid an impending holocaust only to discover that inheriting the Earth as the only surviving human has its downside: a song almost operatic in form, complex and unpredictable in structure, very advanced for its time.\\n\\nSeveral versions of the album have been released on CD. The 2008 digital remaster is sharp and clear, but suffers from the excessive loudness which plagues so many remasters and lacks the dynamic subtlety of earlier versions - which in turn are marred by some tape hiss from the original analogue recordings, though overall are quieter and more atmospheric.\\n\\nTrespass has a unique line-up: Gabriel, Rutherford and Banks are joined by Anthony Phillips, who preceded Steve Hackett as the bands guitarist; and John Mayhew on drums, shortly to be replaced by Phil Collins. This combo delivered something special, and seeded the supergroup which was to fully bloom through the next five years. Check it out; whatever version you go for its an important piece of rock music history, and its good.\",\n \"Product: Out of print 14 track collection featuring popular tracks from posthumous releases such as \\\"Rainbow Bridge\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A collectors' item, good (but not great) voodoo from Alan Douglas\\n\\nReview: `Voodoo Soup' released in 1995 was Alan Douglas' re-imagining of Jimi Hendrix's fourth studio album, originally planned for release in 1971 and to be titled `First Ray (or 'Rays') of the New Rising Sun.' Fans will know that when in 1997 the Hendrix family won legal control over all subsequent commercial releases of Jimi's recorded material, `Voodoo Soup' was withdrawn from sale by court order. Although you can still find good copies, its brief production run has made it a minor collectors' item.\\n\\nMost of the material for the 1971 album was already recorded by the time of Jimi's death in September 1970, but some songs were unfinished. Songs were released up to 1995 on various collections like `The Cry of Love' (on vinyl by Track Records in 1971, promoted as `Jimi Hendrix's last studio album'), `Experience', `Rainbow Bridge' and `War Heroes' later in the 1970s by Polydor records.\\n\\nDouglas edited and re-mixed much of the music for `Voodoo Soup', removed some existing bass, drum and other backing tracks from the original studio recordings and used new musicians who had never worked with Hendrix to over-record the deleted parts. Bruce Gary of The Knack recorded the drum tracks for `Room full of Mirrors' and `Stepping Stone', completely replacing Mitch's drum tracks (which admittedly were laid down by Mitch after Jimi died) so creating new versions of the songs which sound, well, actually OK & quite interesting. Douglas also overdubbed backing vocals where originally none existed, and mixed some of the songs to produce a sound more in keeping with that on the `Electric Ladyland' album than you'll hear on other releases of this material - the soundscape opener `The New Rising Sun' (not the same track at all as `Hey baby new Rising Sun') being a case in point.\\n\\nHendrix was one of the most creative and original musicians/composers of the 20th century. If you're interested in his creative output you should definitely get the album `First Rays of the New Rising Sun', as the material is closest to what Jimi actually recorded and contains most of the finished songs and work-in-progress for the planned 1971 studio album; the content is identical to the original `The Cry of Love' but with 6x extra tracks. `Voodoo Soup' is worth having as well, if you can get hold of it. Some argue persuasively that Douglas' versions of the songs are `better' and they're certainly different; the choice of running order for the tracks is maybe more thoughtful, and in addition to the aforementioned soundscape opener you get a couple of unusual instrumental pieces like `Peace in Mississippi' and `Midnight' as a bonus. The album is almost worth buying just for the 24-page booklet, containing a long and interesting essay culled from various sources about the songs and about Jimi's enlightened and essentially Buddist views on life and death - and pre-birth, as expounded in 'Belly Button Window', the quirky number on the theme of abortion written from the fetus' point-of-view.\\n\\nIn summary: not essential Hendrix like FRotNRS, the other three studio albums and `Band of Gypsys', but more than just an interesting curio for the serious Hendrix fan and essential for the completest.\",\n \"Product: HENDRIX JIMI AXIS: BOLD AS LOVE\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hendrix's second studio album showcases his first-class songwriting\\n\\nReview: `Axis Bold as Love' with its bright and distinctive Hindu cosmology-themed gatefold-cover art was the second album from the `Experience', recorded later the same year as their debut album `Are You Experienced?' in 1967. `Axis' is musically more polished than its immediate predecessor, full of new material written since the AYE sessions and has first class production values which still sound crisp and professional even 44 years later.\\n\\nThe album opens with a mock-radio interview during which Jimi plays `Mr Paul Caruso', a man just arrived in a flying saucer, a comedic moment of sci-fi spacyness which sets the tone of the album in a manner absolutely fitting for 1967.\\n\\nSo, what of the music on `Axis'? Here the focus is on songwriting and the mood gentler, more ambient and melodic than Hendrix's first creative outpouring captured on AYE, though some rocking numbers like `Spanish Castle Magic' and `Ain't no Telling' stand out. Many of the songs are short, coming in around the 2-minute mark and displaying an admirable discipline in contrast to the self-indulgent extended improvisations of many 1967 contemporaries. The most enduring numbers from `Axis' are probably the poignant and prolifically-covered `Little Wing' with its distinctive intro and beautifully restrained wailing guitar; and `If Six was Nine' with its rebellious be-true-to-yourself-and-don't-follow-the-crowd theme, used in the soundtrack of the famous Cannes-prize-winning 1969 film `Easy Rider' starring Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper (who also directed) and Jack Nicholson in early film roles.\\n\\n`Axis' is often regarded as Hendrix's most mellow and delightful album, with his impressive vocal range on display through some first-class material. Though best remembered as a composer, an electric guitar innovator and pioneer of new sounds in rock music, Hendrix was in fact a very good pitch-perfect melodic singer with vocal power, good range and excellent expressive phrasing. The raunchy guitar takes a background seat here, to emerge again in 1968's milestone `Electric Ladyland' album. On `Axis', with popular and commercial success finally in his grasp after years of struggle, Jimi seems to be really enjoying himself and, through these varied and high-quality numbers, his delightful humour and optimistic good nature shine through.\\n\\nIf you're interested in Hendrix's musical legacy and in understanding how he helped shape the form of pop/rock music which endures even into the C21, then `Axis' is indispensable to your collection. There's a lot of Hendrix material out there in various packages and re-issues, but in addition to `Axis' the essential studio albums are the debut `Are You Experienced', the quintessential and important `Electric Ladyland' from 1968 and the posthumously released `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' showcasing to perfection his later material. There's plenty of live stage material released in various packages too; best of the bunch are probably `Concerts' and the admittedly uneven performance at the 1969 Woodstock festival containing the epic rendition of `Star Spangled Banner.' The `Blues' album is good, too.\",\n \"Product: Electric Ladyland\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hendrix's Magnum Opus is in the classic Pantheon of the Great\\n\\nReview: The third album from The Jimi Hendrix Experience was released in 1968 and, more than 40 years on, justifiably finds its place in most people's top ten greatest rock albums of all time.\\n\\nHowever the fame/notoriety of EL doesn't really do it justice: to realise just how ground-breaking and innovative this project was, how revolutionary in concept and execution, you need to listen to it against other music from the period. Hendrix re-defined what could be done with the electric guitar and his excellent song-writing, experimentation with sound and uniquely creative lyrics offer a rewarding experience to anyone interested in the evolution of modern music.\\n\\nThe original 2-disk album had 16 tracks of varying length (of course on the vinyl - the only format available until the 1980s - this meant four `sides' of music). The running order chosen by Jimi and put out on release was:\\n\\nSide 1\\n1. And the Gods Made Love\\n2. Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland?\\n3. Cross Town Traffic\\n4. Voodoo Chile (the long, bluesy version)\\n\\nSide 2\\n1. Little Miss Strange (composed by Noel Redding)\\n2. Long Hot Summer Night\\n3. Come on (let the good times roll)\\n4. Gypsy Eyes\\n5. Burning of the Midnight Lamp\\n\\nSide 3\\n1. Rainy Day, Dream Away\\n2. 1983: A Merman I should turn to be...\\n3. Moon, turn the Tides\\n\\nSide 4\\n1. Still Raining, still Dreaming\\n2. House Burning Down\\n3. All along the Watchtower (Jimi's seminal and definitive version of Bob Dylan's original song)\\n4. Voodoo Chile slight return (the 5-minute full-on version with that famous intro)\\n\\nNow, this album contains everything: first-class electric blues (`Voodoo Chile'); experimental soundscape (`And the Gods...', `Moon turn the Tides'); gospel-derived/choral-driven ballads (`Long Hot Summer Night', `Burning of the Midnight Lamp'); crisply executed danceable rock (`Cross Town Traffic', `Come On', `Gypsy Eyes'); extended, spaced-out experiment in psychedelia (`1983...' listen to Pink Floyd's `Echoes' from 1971 and speculate where the inspiration came from); the powerful and mind-expanding (`VCSL'); a first-class hit single in an unusual minor key inspiring a shiver-down-the-spine feel (`All along the Watchtower').\\n\\nHendrix was a virtuoso musician and a visionary, never afraid to experiment with the new. Here on EL, in one timeless project, you have it all. His guitar style, frequently imitated, has never really been equalled: he was a one-off, a fountain of creativity cut off in his prime.\\n\\nSeveral versions of EL are available to choose from - most claiming to be 're-mastered' but all sounding essentially the same. The main choice is between:\\n\\n1. The original 2-disk set from Polydor (if you can find a copy) with sides 1&4 on one disc and 2&3 on the other, as with the 1968 vinyl release. Because of the CD format you'll hear sides 1&4 run together, then 2&3 on the second disc which doesn't work so well when listening to the whole work. This version however has the original 1968 nude cover art, which you might feel worth having if you care for authenticity - though of course it's not the astounding 24\\\" x 12\\\" size of the original vinyl cover\\n\\n2. The `Authorised Hendrix Family Edition' with its tell-tale yellow and purple rectangular sticker, which as usual claims to be `digitally remastered' but it's hard to tell the difference in sound quality - in fact to these ears, there is no difference. Here you get the whole album on one disk with the correct 1-2-3-4 track running order as originally intended, plus a DVD of questionable value titled `An Inside Look' and a few photos of the trio relaxing. You'll likely pay a bit more for this version, as the royalties go to the extended family (all three of the JHE are now deceased, Mitchell as recently as 2008, and Jimi had no known children to inherit anything). Legally this is now the only version which should be on sale from new in the USA\\n\\n3. Or you can download it, track by track\\n\\nSo, take your pick. But regardless of which version you choose, if you care about the history of rock music and want the classic and the best in your collection, you should buy `Electric Ladyland.'\",\n \"Product: CD > POPULAR MUSIC > ROCK\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Precious Relics from a lost Age\\n\\nReview: `Relics' was released in 1971 and contains material from `Piper at the Gates of Dawn', `A Saucerful of Secrets' and the soundtrack album `More'. About half the songs feature Syd Barrett and the remainder are from the early Gilmour epoch.\\n\\nThe reason any fan should buy this collection is the inclusion of material excluded from the Floyd albums prior to `Meddle'. The opening track `Arnold Layne' was a Barrett-penned piece of 1960s psychedelic pop about someone convicted for stealing clothes from washing lines, full of the quirky observational humor you would expect from Syd. Released as a single, this song appeared on none of Floyd's albums. Likewise the lyrics of `See Emily Play' describes a child with learning difficulties (\\\"Emily tries but misunderstands...let's try it another way\\\") not the usual fare for the top 20 at the time and which in the 21st century would likely be seen as questionable subject matter for a pop song, to say the least. Other highlights are `Paintbox', the delightful `Julia Dream' and the jazzy `Biding my Time' which begins lazily and works up to a party-tempo.\\n\\nSome fans lament the exclusion of other early Floyd numbers like `Point Me At The Sky' and `Apples & Oranges' and yes, `Relics' may have been even better had such pieces been included. But appreciate the album for what it is: a cherry-pick of the best of early Floyd, the one to go for if you've never delved into their pre-Ummagumma back catalogue. Moreover, `Relics' works as an album in its own right and feels like a well-crafted collection rather than a random melange of odds-and-ends.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 2010 Sony release of 'Band of Gypsys'; same content, slightly different packaging\\n\\nReview: This is the Sony Legacy/Hendrix family re-release of the only widely available recording of Hendrix's `Band of Gypsys', recorded over four concerts on 31st December 1969 and 1st January 1970 at the Fillmore East. Fans of Jimi's music will know that this experimental trio replaced `Experience' members Noel Redding on bass with Jimi's ex-Army buddy Billy Cox, who had by this time been playing and rehearsing with Jimi for several months; and Mitch Mitchell on drums with Buddy Miles.\\n\\nThe content of this CD is indistinguishable from previous CD releases, but for legal reasons this is now the only version you can buy new. It has a cardboard sleeve in place of the traditional plastic CD box, and the tell-tale amber-and-purple square sticker on the front: otherwise everything is the same.\\n\\nThe Fillmore concerts used some of the `Experience' numbers as time-fillers, but none of Jimi's previous recorded material appears on this album; only the new stuff. This collection has a more soulful - some say `funky' but it's not really anything like 1970s `funk' - feel to it, and both Jimi and drummer Miles share the vocal work. In contrast to the psychedelia and playfully imaginative song themes of the `Experience' years, the song lyrics on BoG lean towards the political and socially-aware. This is especially true on the star track of the album, `Machine Gun' on which Jimi actually makes the sounds of full-on 20th century warfare with his fender, as he pleads for humanity to the machine-gunner; for context to younger readers, this was during the Vietnam war which was a VERY big deal politically at the time, filling the TV news around the world night after night and inciting violent mass protests all over America.\\n\\nBuddy Miles shares the compositional credits. `Changes' became one of his best-known numbers, though without the full-on brass section used in many later renditions you have Jimi's guitar with wah-wah delivering the main theme.\\n\\nBoG was a short-lived combo, the only time Jimi played with an `all black' band (the USA in particular in the 1970s was much more politicised along black-and-white racial lines than our multi-ethnic, mixed societies allow for in the 21st century). Billy Cox however continued to record with Jimi throughout 1970, and contributed to some of his career-best material originally released on the `Cry of Love' album and now available on the excellent `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' CDs. Jimi parted company with Buddy Miles in February 1970, and Mitch with his more jazz-drummer style returned to offer rhythmic support for the remainder of his tragically short career.\\n\\nOverall BoG is essential to any Hendrix collection. We should never lose sight of the fact that like the three `Experience' albums, this album was released on 12-inch vinyl pretty much as you can buy it now, in Jimi's lifetime and with his approval.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Jimi's short-lived `black' band with a more social-political message\\n\\nReview: This is the original CD release of Hendrix's `Band of Gypsys', recorded over four concerts on 31st December 1969 and 1st January 1970 at the Fillmore East. Fans of Jimi's music will know that this experimental trio replaced `Experience' members Noel Redding on bass with Jimi's ex-Army buddy Billy Cox, who had by this time been playing and rehearsing with Jimi for several months, and Mitch Mitchell on drums with Buddy Miles.\\n\\nThis release differs from the more recent Sony/Hendrix family release only in that it's in a plastic jewel case instead of cardboard sleeve, and lacks the amber-and-purple square sticker on the cover: for legal reasons you can no longer buy this new, but the Sony release contains exactly the same material.\\n\\nThe Fillmore concerts used some of the `Experience' numbers as time-fillers, but none of Jimi's previous recorded material appears on this album; only the new stuff. This collection has a more soulful - some say `funky' but it's not really anything like 1970s `funk' - feel to it, and both Jimi and drummer Miles share the vocal work. In contrast to the psychedelia and playfully imaginative song themes of the `Experience' years, the song lyrics on BoG lean towards the political and socially-aware. This is especially true on the star track of the album, `Machine Gun' on which Jimi actually makes the sounds of full-on 20th century warfare with his fender, as he pleads for humanity to the machine-gunner; for context to younger readers, this was during the Vietnam war which was a VERY big deal politically at the time, filling the TV news around the world night after night and inciting violent mass protests all over America.\\n\\nBuddy Miles shares the compositional credits. `Changes' became one of his best-known numbers, though without the full-on brass section used in many later renditions you have Jimi's guitar with wah-wah delivering the main theme.\\n\\nBoG was a short-lived combo, the only time Jimi played with an `all black' band (the USA in particular in the 1970s was much more politicised along black-and-white racial lines than our multi-ethnic, mixed societies allow for in the 21st century). Billy Cox however continued to record with Jimi throughout 1970, and contributed to some of his career-best material originally released on the `Cry of Love' album and now available on the excellent `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' CDs. Jimi parted company with Buddy Miles in February 1970, and Mitch with his more jazz-drummer style returned to offer rhythmic support for the remainder of his tragically short career.\\n\\nOverall BoG is essential to any Hendrix collection. We should never lose sight of the fact that like the three `Experience' albums, this album was released on 12-inch vinyl pretty much as you can buy it now, in Jimi's lifetime and with his approval.\",\n \"Product: British prog group's 1973. Six tracks including 'The Talking Drum'. Standard Jewelcase.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Steven Wilson's November 2012, 40th anniversary remix of Crimson's mould-breaker: 10/10\\n\\nReview: To most rock music aficionados King Crimson is best known for their early work, with grand melodic pieces like `In the Court of the Crimson King' and `In the Wake of Poseidon' characterized by Peter Sinfield's slightly pretentious-sounding lyrics belted out faultlessly by singer Greg Lake over orchestral-sounding mellotrons.\\n\\nHowever, Crimson was Robert Fripp's band and he was never a man to allow the grass to grow under his feet. The band changed and developed under Fripp's direction through at least three incarnations into a very different animal. LTIA was the first demonstration that the 1972-reinvented King Crimson (following the departure of Sinfield and the demise of the `Islands' line-up in April that year) was something special: the herald of great things to come from a new core trio of Fripp, drummer Bill Bruford - who quit a lucrative career with Yes to join - and Fripp's old friend, bass player John Wetton. Violinist/keyboard player David Cross and multi-percussionist Jamie Muir completed the party to give this album a unique line-up. Muir left shortly after the release of LTIA but his compositional talent brings a distinctive flavour here missing from the new band's subsequent outings like `Starless and Bible Black' and `Red' - great though they are in their own right.\\n\\nThe music of LTIA is new, the only exception being `Exiles' whose anthem-style reprises the sound of the first-generation Crimson. The band is tight, musically inventive, bursts with energy and is underpinned with the defining characteristic of true professionals: a marked degree of discipline and restraint. Powerful instrumental pieces outnumber `songs' though we find songs here too, like `Easy Money' and the smooth ballad `Book of Saturday'. The album has a `dark' flavour in the same way Miles Davis' music from this period is often described, i.e. non-frivolous, full of power, earnest-bordering-obsessive and with minor keys dominant: not `easy listening' or `ambient', no sir. There is however compositional brilliance, musical light and shade with great loud/quiet dynamics and surprises throughout; you never know what's coming next and the more you listen, the more you appreciate its hidden depths. If you like great, adventurous music and especially what might loosely be described as the jazz-rock fusion style, the best advice is: just listen to this and prepare to be blown away.\\n\\nOn the 2012 40th Anniversary re-issue, sound wizard Steven Wilson has performed some kind of miracle: probably the most remarkable improvement in sound ever achieved from original analogue recording tapes, bringing out the dynamics of the different instruments - especially the bass and percussion - to such effect you almost feel the band is playing live in the room with you. The result puts previous releases of LTIA, good though they were, in the shade so if in doubt about which to buy, Wilson's outstanding 2012 remix is the only contender. The offering also contains extra material and fine alternate versions of some of the core numbers.\\n\\nThe DVD in the package is worth having too, with some live footage of the band in action in 1973 as one of the `extras' and some sharp 5.1 remixes on the sound-only part of the DVD.\\n\\nBTW the album's title caused some puzzlement in the music press on its 1973 release. Larks' tongues in aspic is one of the rarest, most exotic and peculiar dishes in the gastronomic world, appreciated by only a few connoisseurs who seek out its unique and delectable combination of flavours. Larks are the birds reputed to sing the sweetest, their tongues endowed with special qualities. Get it?\",\n \"Product: John Coltrane\\n\\n\\\"Blue Train\\\"\\n\\nBlue Note Records - Catalog# BST 81577\\n\\n\\nTRACK LISTING:\\n\\nSide A\\n1. Blue Train 10:40\\n2. Moment's Notice 9:08\\n\\nSide B\\n1. Locomotion 7:12\\n2. I'm Old Fashioned 7:55\\n3. Lazy Bird 7:04\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Trane's Train takes you on a wonderful journey and never leaves the tracks\\n\\nReview: Saxophonist John Coltrane is recognised as one of the most important innovators in 20th century music and even has a Church named after him, where he is revered as a saint (check out `The Church of St. John Coltrane').\\n\\n`Blue Train' from 1957 was Trane's only Blue Note Records release under his own name as band-leader, an early work firmly in the `hard bop groove' but with a distinctive style all its own.\\n\\nThe other five band members gathered around Trane on the album gel together perfectly and produce a sound in every way superb. When you consider Trane himself as band leader was only 31 and trumpeter Lee Morgan was only 19 - yet his distinctive playing even at this tender age is masterful and confident - the result is astounding.\\n\\nThe music is `pre-modal' and should be accessible even to those whose knowledge of jazz doesn't really extend beyond 1930s/40s trad styles. Many pieces employ Trane's innovative chord substitution cycles which later came to be known as `Coltrane Changes': the supremely intelligent and musically-devoted Trane was already getting himself known as an experimenter and breaker of new ground.\\n\\nFor those not well acquainted with the complex history of developments in 20th century jazz, `Blue Train' is very listenable and a good place to start exploring the work of John Coltrane. If you get to like this, try moving on to his recordings with Atlantic Records, notably `Giant Steps' and the seminal soprano-sax dominated `My Favorite Things' from 1961.\\n\\nSome controversy rages amongst fans as to which recording issue of `Blue Train' sounds best. Personally I like the 1997 CD release, but many feel the crisply re-mastered `Ultimate Blue Train' is the one to go for. Regardless, this is amongst Trane's best work and should be in the collection of anyone serious about music.\",\n \"Product: 10 songs\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wilburys on top: a discrete supergroup delivers a timeless classic\\n\\nReview: This transatlantic supergroup of George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, Jeff Lynne and Tom Petty recorded 20 or so storming rock numbers between 1988 and 1990. The motive of the project was to basically have a rollicking good time, the five superstars going by pseudonyms (as various members of the `Wilbury' family) and pictured on the album cover wearing dark glasses, with all the songs credited collectively to `The Traveling Wilburys'.\\n\\n`Volume 1' contains most of the best material with each `Wilbury' taking turns at the mike. The collection is full of highlights, notably the opener `Handle with Care' sung by Harrison and Orbison, `Dirty Work' with hilarious & quirky lyrics by Dylan, and the star track `Not Alone any More' which showcases one of Roy Orbison's career-best vocal deliveries.\\n\\nRoy Orbison died prior to the completion of the follow-up album (`Volume 3' - there is no `Volume 2') and George Harrison, of course, is also no longer with us. This album retains its perennial popularity and never seems to age; it has a lightness of touch and a party-rock feel, doesn't take itself too seriously but is nevertheless great, great music of the folk-rock-blues genre. It's almost impossible not to like even if this kind of music is not to your usual taste, and unconditionally recommended.\",\n \"Product: Medicine Music was written, arranged, and produced by Bobby. It is a very full sound created by overdubbing. The vocal percussion is more drum -like than ever. There is an underlying spiritual theme present, weaving its way from the beginning, \\\"Medicine Man,\\\" to the closing reinterpretation of \\\"The 23rd Psalm,\\\" dedicated to his mother. In addition, Voicestra, the vocal orchestra of his creation, sings on \\\"Sweet In The Morning\\\" and on \\\"Discipline\\\" which also features Robert McFerrin Sr. An anomaly is the electronically accompanied tune, \\\"Common Threads,\\\" which was the theme from the movie of that name. It's beautiful.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Medicine for the soul from the master of the human voice\\n\\nReview: How many times is it said of a musician or singer that their sound is \\\"unique\\\"? Bobby McFerrin is that rare instance where it's true, in that virtually everything you hear is his versatile, melodious voice - multiply over-tracked, imitating the instruments and providing bass, rhythm and percussion with that wonderful larynx of his over which he weaves a blend of vocal harmonies instantly recognisable as the unique McFerrin sound.\\n\\n\\\"Medicine Music\\\" offers a diverse selection of compositions which embrace the rhythmic, the mellow, the inventive, the humorous and the sublime. The meld of vocal overlays on every track is rich and ingenious, evidence of an extraordinary eclecticism embracing gospel, choral, jazz and tribal chanting styles like no other artist. His lyrical creativity is also rare and inventive, with indicators of high intelligence and subtlety. His music is so far from \\\"formulaic\\\" that it's un-classifiable: he is his own genre, all by himself.\\n\\nThe result demands the listener's attention and induces joy and delight. It's difficult to pick out highlights on a collection of such diversity and near flawless excellence, but for me they might include \\\"The Garden\\\" (themed on the Garden of Eden with a fine twist to the story), \\\"Sweet in the Morning\\\", the opening title track and the closer, a multiply-tracked and sublime take on the 23rd psalm dedicated to his mother, so the gender of the deity changes to feminine.\\n\\nIf you value high quality and original music and you've never heard this, please believe me - you should give it a listen. It will make you appreciate what is possible for the human voice in ways you never imagined.\",\n \"Product: 1993\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Flowering Plant in 1993 comes into full bloom\\n\\nReview: Robert Plant's 1993 album `Fate of Nations' was recorded prior to his return to collaboration with Jimmy Page in the mid-90s, and remains one of his best releases.\\n\\nFoN has a full house of 12 star tracks with no duds and no hint of the mediocre, and should probably be better known. From the immediately accessible opener `Calling to You' Plant takes us on an excursion through differing musical styles which blend together seamlessly and are full of pleasant surprises. You can hear Robert's life-long admiration for middle-eastern music shining through in several places; the music has an Arabic feel. Production values are superb as are the performances from Plant's fellow musicians, especially the exemplary guitar work of Kevin Scott MacMichael.\\n\\nThis collection stands shoulder-to-shoulder with this singer's best-ever work (including the Zeppelin years); alongside the Page-Plant collaboration `No Quarter' (watch the DVD if you can get it) and the globally successful Alison Krauss collaboration and 2007 Grammy-winner `Raising Sand'. Check it out.\",\n \"Product: 2002 LP includes \\\"We Are All Made Of Stars\\\".\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: `Play' again, even better but with a tinge of sadness\\n\\nReview: Moby's 2002 follow-up to 1999's internationally successful `Play' is an essentially similar but more even album, with an eclectic mix of styles. `We are all made of Stars' kicks off 18 great, memorable songs (the album's title comes from the number of songs chosen for inclusion). Highlights would be `Harbor', `In this World' and by way of contrast the witty rap number `Jam for the Ladies'.\\n\\nSadness and poignancy lie at the heart of some of these songs, giving '18' a haunting character. The recordings were laid down just before and shortly after 9/11/2001 which as fans will know was the native New Yorker's 36th birthday, made memorable-not-in-a-good-way.\\n\\nIn addition to his own just-OK but distinctive voice, the vocal talents of Sinead O'Connor and Jennifer Price bring real feeling to some numbers. Moby is an excellent producer with a fine ear, always knows when enough is just enough and never over-does it.\\n\\n1998-2002 was Moby's most creative period, the time when he delivered memorable songs by the dozen with consistency. Though he's never put out a `bad' album, `Play' and `18' are the cream of the crop. Some of his later material (like `Hotel') is good, but he's never quite repeated the seminal result achieved with `18'.\",\n \"Product: YES (1969) Features: The promising debut's 8 tracks (including originals \\\"Beyond And Before\\\" and \\\"Yesterday And Today,\\\" as well as covers of The Byrds' \\\"I See You\\\" and The Beatles' \\\"Every Little Thing\\\") plus 6 bonus tracks \\\"Everydays\\\" and the non-LP U.K. single \\\"Something's Coming\\\"\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Yes in the beginning, with bonus material\\n\\nReview: This is the 1969 debut recording of Yes, not to be confused with the band's 1971 landmark release `The Yes Album' with which they broke through to a bigger audience.\\n\\nMost of the song writing is by founder members Jon Anderson and Chris Squire, the early drivers of the band. Some covers of well-known songs (complete re-interpretations is more accurate) by The Beatles and The Byrds also feature.\\n\\nThis early line-up included Tony Kaye on keyboards and Peter Banks on guitar, prior to Rick Wakeman and Steve Howe joining the band in 1971. They do a workmanlike job, but Banks lacks Howe's gutsy and inventive style of playing. The vocal harmonies between Anderson and Squire which became such a recognisable part of the `Yes sound' are very much in evidence here, even at this very early stage.\\n\\nFor a bunch of guys in their early 20s there's no denying this is an impressive effort, with some fine compositions and tight playing, but then this was the golden age for mould-breaking rock music. The seeds of the later Yes are audible in the music, but overall the sound is that of a melodic pop group.\\n\\nIn addition to the 8 original album tracks, this re-issue CD has 6 bonus tracks. You get 2 alternate versions of `Everydays', a track originally on the 1970 `Time and a Word' album; and 2 versions each of the previously unreleased `Dear Father' and `Something's Coming'.\\n\\nThere's a 16-page booklet with a well-written Yes retrospective from Mike Tiano, plus all the song lyrics and plenty of pics of the young band. The artwork is very 1960s, and somehow goes with the music.\",\n \"Product: LED ZEPPELIN HOW THE WEST WAS WON (3CD)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: When Zeppelin flew to California & won the West\\n\\nReview: This 2003 release of archive material from two big arena concerts in California in 1972 contains probably the best available material of Zeppelin playing to a live audience in their heyday. The compilation was put together by Jimmy Page from material he discovered \\\"...while searching through the archives for visual and audio material for the Led Zeppelin DVD\\\". The gigs were at the LA Forum on 25th June & Long Beach Arena on 27th June, so several months before the `Houses of the Holy' album was released in March 1973 (though a few numbers from that release are performed here) and prior to any of the material for `Physical Graffiti' being composed or recorded.\\n\\nYou get 3 separate CDs.\\n\\nThe first disk is the real star of the show, with `Immigrant Song', `Heartbreaker', `Black Dog', `Over the Hills & Far Away' & `Since I've been loving You' (definite highpoint especially from a highly expressive Plant with beautiful lyrical phrasing) moving into the familiar 1970s Zeppelin acoustic set, which is truly sublime: `Stairway' is followed by `Goin' to California', `That's the Way' & `Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp' with phenomenal acoustic playing from Page's open-tuned 12-string & Jones on mandolin. It's here above all that the high quality of the recordings & mix shines, with perfect balance of sound doing justice to the exemplary playing & Plant in top form giving astounding vocal expression to these great numbers.\\n\\nOnly on disk 2 do some of the notorious 1970s excesses of self-indulgence make their presence felt, with `What is & what should never be' & `Dancing Days' sandwiched between a 25-minute `Dazed & Confused' medley & Bonzo's overlong `Moby Dick', surely of interest only to rock drummers (but it gave the rest of the band a welcome break in mid-concert).\\n\\nThings pick up nicely again on disk 3, with the 23-minute `Whole Lotta Love' medley, a storming `Rock & Roll', new track `The Ocean' & 9-minute `Bring it on Home' as the closer.\\n\\nThis really is the definitive live Zeppelin album. If you're of a later generation and don't understand why your parents' generation speak of Zeppelin with such reverence, then put Disk 1 into a big sound system, crank up the volume & listen. You'll start to get it, and might wish you'd been of an age to see & hear this great band live during the definitive & never-to-be-repeated golden era for rock music.\",\n \"Product: The greatest single-disc Sam Cooke collection ever, 30 tracks in SACD sound! Includes You Send Me; Chain Gang; Twistin' the Night Away; Shake; Little Red Rooster; Good Times; (What a) Wonderful World; Another Saturday Night; Cupid; Only Sixteen; A Change Is Gonna Come; Having a Party , and more career highlights. Indispensable!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best of the best of Sam Cooke: one of the few true legends of 20th century popular music\\n\\nReview: Like the jazz trumpet legend Lee Morgan, Sam Cooke had the rare distinction of being shot dead by a woman; in Cooke's case in 1964 by the manager of a hotel he was staying in following an altercation, like Morgan at age 33. So died one of the greatest, most expressive and naturally articulate singing voices ever committed to vinyl and a fine popular songwriter to boot.\\n\\nCooke's influence stretched far beyond his time; his more famous compositions have been endlessly covered by artists through the decades but rarely equal Cooke's pure, legendary originals.\\n\\nCooke is often seen as `the father of soul' or as `the first true soul singer' in that he used the heartfelt and expressive gospel style with which he had grown up in church to great effect in his popular songs with non-religious themes aimed at the mass market.\\n\\nWhen Cooke was recording there really was no such thing as an `album artist', as every song up till the mid-sixties was crafted to be played on the radio and sell as a 45rpm disk. `Portrait of a Legend' is the best compilation of the bunch. It features 31 of his greatest songs (and this is only a sample of his compositional output by the time he was 33) including `You Send Me' (subsequently covered by everyone from Steve Miller to Eddi Reader), `Only Sixteen', `Everybody Loves to Cha-Cha-Cha', `I'll Come Running Back', `Bring It on Home to Me' (later made famous by Van Morrison), `Twistin' the Night Away' and his civil-rights themed `A Change is Gonna Come' allegedly inspired by Bob Dylan's `Blowin' in the Wind', and so much more.\\n\\nSound quality is good from these (sometimes 50 year-old) master tapes: crisp, clear, sharp, deep and with fine balance. Some reviewers have gripes about the quality of the SACD but the CD quality is great and these 31 numbers together form a collective body of work fitting to one of the very few 20th century singer/composers who genuinely deserve the otherwise over-used term `Legend.'\",\n \"Product: Their 1983 crossover smash, a #5 LP with the #1 hit Owner of a Lonely Heart . There's also an unissued remix of that tune plus five other bonus tracks.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Yes by numbers hits the jackpot\\n\\nReview: When this 1983 project was initiated, bassist Chris Squire was the only participant founder-member of Yes and using the `Yes' name for the band was not even considered. South African songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Trevor Rabin was the main driver of the project, and his profound influence endows the music of `90125' with its special flavor (though it must be said it's a flavor not to the taste of some die-hard fans).\\n\\nOn hearing the initial recordings Jon Anderson was intrigued and enticed into the project solely as the lead voice; Anderson had always been the principal visionary, composer and arranger of Yes' music in the 1970s but took a back seat here. Yes founder-member Tony Kaye, absent from the band since 1971, did much of the keyboard work (the remainder done by Rabin) and Alan White on drums means that this is really a Yes album minus Steve Howe, and with Rabin in the driving seat.\\n\\nThe result? A unique Yes album with a very 1980s feel and some memorable songs. Not only the no. 1 hit single `Owner of a lonely heart' but other songs like `It can happen' and `Leave it' are lively, upbeat and full of energy, a real departure from the classic Yes compositionally but nevertheless recognizably embodying the `Yes Sound'. The instrumental `Cinema' was deservedly Grammy-nominated, though it didn't win.\\n\\nProduction values (thanks to Trevor Horn) are top-notch and the Rhino remaster in particular is absolutely terrific, a joy to listen to with all the instruments clear and sharp and with excellent dynamics.\\n\\n`90125' is proof positive that a band like Yes can completely re-invent itself in a good way, retaining its virtuoso musicianship and masterfully tight arrangements whilst embracing a new era to win over a new audience. If you liked Yes in the 1970s, or even more if you didn't like them - give `90125' a listen: either way, you'll likely be pleasantly surprised, and might even be won over.\",\n \"Product: Remastered edition of Carlos' spaced-out jazzy masterpiece from 1972. Highly recommended.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Santana's most sublime moment? - the vinyl original\\n\\nReview: Review of the 12\\\" vinyl original of Santana's 1972 album 'Caravanserai'\\n\\nReleased in October 1972, `Caravanserai' marks one of Santana's highest and most sublime creative moments and has often been described as \\\"music for musicians\\\". It's the last of Santana's studio recordings to feature founder-member Gregg Rolie on keyboards and second-guitarist (the very young but virtuoso) Neal Schon, both of whom were shortly to depart to form `Journey.' Rolie features on some tracks and new keyboard player Tom Coster appears on others, the start of a decades-long and highly productive association between Coster and Santana.\\n\\nFounder-member David Brown is replaced on bass by Doug Rauch (on some of the numbers) and Tom Rutley (on others) and the departure of Mike Carabello as conga-percussionist heralded the entry of veteran Armando Peraza - who, I can tell you from seeing this band live in 1973, had one heck of an onstage presence and added a lot to the sound. Drummer Mike Shrieve and percussionist `Chepito' are still there, both evident in the music. Altogether `Caravanserai' showcases contributions by some 16 different musicians and is a masterpiece of arrangement and production; it marks the beginning of a rich and productive journey into deeper, more complex jazz-fusion territory which continued with `Welcome' and - especially - `Borboletta.'\\n\\nThe trademark rock-salsa fusion sound which made Santana's first three studio albums a global commercial success gives way here to more thoughtful, jazz-like compositions, though you can hear the genealogy of the Woodstock-era band still there underneath. Of the 10 numbers on the album, only three have any vocal content and the first six pieces (i.e. the first `side' of the original vinyl LP) flow together as one, with no real breaks. `Caravanserai' though impressive on first listening, is not such an instantly-accessible musical listening experience as the first three albums. The band experiments with different time-signatures and instrumentation in complex compositions to weave an engrossing musical tapestry which wins over the head, the heart and the soul where repeat-listening reveals ever more depth and subtlety.\\n\\nIf you like to seek out great music of any era and especially if you have a penchant for jazz-rock fusion and you've never heard `Caravanserai', then you're in for a rare treat. This mid-1970s period was the high-point of Carlos Santana's long creative career: here he is in his prime, a master of his craft with experience and global success behind him, but wanting to explore music a bit deeper, maybe with less popular appeal but ultimately more personally satisfying, more valuable and enduring. Put on the headphones, lie back, crank up the volume and be transported to a land rich, beautiful and sublime.\\n\\nI am BTW writing this in Hatta, close to the UAE/Oman border. As the Sun rises, a herd of wild camels is visible on a distant hill to the South: a real-life spectacle almost identical to the original cover-art of this: Santana's great, timeless fourth album.\",\n \"Product: When Bruce Lundvall and Michael Cuscuna revived the Blue Note label in 1985, a reunion concert was held at New Yorks Town Hall. The concert brought together some of the most well-known names in jazz, as well as a handful of artists newly signed to the label, on one stage. For well over three hours on the night of February 22, 1985, one jazz legend after another took the stage playing classic tunes from the Blue Note catalog. Many regard this event as the greatest single jazz evening ever!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The definitive jazz concert-film\\n\\nReview: This DVD is of the celebrity gala concert on 22nd February 1985 at NYC Town Hall in honour of Blue-Note records, and is probably the best jazz-concert film ever made. The top-rank jazz musicians include Herbie Hancock, Stanley Turrentine, Kenny Burrell, Ron Carter, Stanley Jordan (an epic solo performance on electric guitar), Art Blakey and Tony Williams among the luminaries.\\n\\nThe quality of music is top class throughout, with a relaxed and good-humored rapport between the audience and musicians who (in various combinations) improvise around a range of classic numbers. A full list of highlights would be a long one but would include `Cantaloupe Island', `Moanin' `Appointment in Ghana' and Charles Lloyd's `Tone Poem'.\\n\\nThe concert was filmed on celluloid and originally released on video. The DVD re-release is a radical re-edit with many of the long shots replaced by close-ups of the musicians (an undoubted improvement) and enhanced image quality. More controversial is the exclusion of some performances from the original film, notably from Charles Lloyd, McCoy Tyner & Stanley Jordan. As all the original concert was recorded and filmed from multiple camera angles, would it be too much to ask for an unedited DVD of the entire concert?\\n\\nThese quibbles however don't detract from this as the definitive jazz concert film. It's so good, even people who claim to `not like jazz' might be won over.\",\n \"Product: ROLLING STONES\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: 60s psychedelia with a dark twist\\n\\nReview: At the end of the year in which LSD-fuelled psychedelia exploded into popular consciousness, TSMR released in December 1967 was widely seen as the Stones' attempt to emulate the Beatles' `Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band'. The album received `mixed reviews' from the press, and Keith Richards famously described it retrospectively as \\\"A load of cr*p\\\".\\n\\nFrom a 21st century perspective we can now see TSMR as a period oddity, distinctly of its time. The album has a handful of good tunes (`She's a Rainbow' and `2000 light years from home' maybe the most memorable) and much that is mediocre. Unusually for the Stones in this period, the recordings feature many guest musicians: Nicky Hopkins on assorted keyboards, John Paul Jones arranging the strings on `She's a Rainbow', Lennon & McCartney singing on the opener `Sing this all together', and some un-credited violinists. The result is a very distinctive sound, quite unlike any other Stones album yet retaining that trademark streak of rebelliousness, that dark bad-boy edginess.\\n\\nThe album's title is a play on the phrase `Her Britannic Majesty's Request' which at that time used to be printed in British passports, and in some parts of the world was released as `The Stones are Rolling' because the word `Satanic' was considered taboo.\\n\\nVerdict: possibly only for the Stones completist, or fans of the offbeat and curious. If you can find the original 12\\\" vinyl LP with lenticular 3-D image on the front cover, it's considered a collectors' item.\",\n \"Product: With drummer John Bonham's death and the dissolution of Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page pursued solo careers. In 1994 they reunited for MTV's hugely popular Unplugged. That historic session -- which led to a new studio album and an international tour -- became No Quarter. The duo's talents are potent as ever as they deliver these unique variations on choice picks from the Led Zeppelin songbook. Expanded with the bonus tracks \\\"The Rain Song\\\" and \\\"Wah Wah.\\\"\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Page & Plant produce a thoughtful and mature offering for the adventurous musical palette\\n\\nReview: Originally released in 1994 `No Quarter' contains 14 musical pieces, mostly intelligent and imaginative re-works of songs written jointly by Page and Plant and recorded by Led Zeppelin in the 1970s. Most buyers interested in this collection will be Zeppelin fans and very familiar with all the `originals' from Zep's back catalogue.\\n\\nOne of the reasons Page and Plant hit it off when they met in 1968 was that they shared wide-ranging musical interests, and their subsequent joint-compositions incorporated ideas from North African and Indian music (check out Page's frequently unconventional guitar tunings) as well as Mississippi Delta blues, Appalachian mountain music and the folk traditions of the British Isles.\\n\\nOn this album the duo perform some of their best songs with new arrangements backed by 7 musicians playing variously banjo, mandolin, bodhran and hurdy-gurdy as well as bass and percussion. To add further spice to the mix, a traditional Egyptian 11-piece musical ensemble is deployed on many of the tracks, and - on those recorded in Marrakech - 4 Moroccan musicians. To top it all off, the entire string section from The London Metropolitan Orchestra (violins, violas and cellos) guest on a brand new interpretation of the Zep classic `Kashmir' to close the album.\\n\\nSome of the songs on the album are performed in front of a live audience and some are studio recordings; some recorded in Marrakech in the open air and some at a cottage in Snowdonia. Overall the result is a very rich musical experience, more complex and varied than any one of Zeppelin's glorious albums to which this collection will inevitably be compared. One or two songs - `Since I've been loving you', `That's the way' and `Battle of Evermore' - don't really get the full exotic treatment but are re-worked in a more conventional manner, and improved on nevertheless.\\n\\nOverall this is a truly excellent and mature piece of work which will appeal to any Zeppelin fan, and also to any open-minded listener with wider musical horizons who wants to hear something a bit different. Production values are exemplary, giving a rich and satisfying sound where no instrument or voice dominates the action, but where everything is in fine balance.\\n\\nConsider also checking out the DVD of the same title, which incorporates all the music on the CD plus more (performances of `The Rain Song', `When the Levee breaks' and `What is and what should never be'); showcases the performances in London, Morocco and Wales; includes interviews with Page & Plant and other extras.\",\n \"Product: I will ship by EMS or SAL items in stock in Japan. It is approximately 7-14days on delivery date. You wholeheartedly support customers as satisfactory. Thank you for you seeing it.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: If every Sunday in Bamako is like this, that's where I'm going...\\n\\nReview: Like Salif Keita, Amadou Bagayoko and Mariam Doumbia are from Mali: the origin of the very best, most exquisite, innovative, effortlessly complex and original music from the African continent - if not the whole world - over the past 20 years. It's a mystery why, but all the very best music seems to be from Mali.\\n\\nLike the late Ray Charles, Amadou and Mariam are blind. They're also married to each other, and have been composing and performing together since around 1980. This though is their most electrifying, original, joyful, danceable-in-the-street, clever, richly textured and simply best album by far, and the reason is almost certainly the involvement of Manu Chao who not only produced the whole glorious celebration but composed and performed on several of the tracks as well.\\n\\nSung mainly in French with that delightful West African dialect - but also with a couple of English language numbers - \\\"Dimanche a Bamako\\\" (Sunday in Bamako - the title track of the album) is a joy from start to finish, full of surprises, different rhythms, interesting arrangements and eclectic choice of instrumentation. It romps along at a fair old pace and, even if you have no idea what they're singing about, you'll instantly love it. Every track is different and yet the whole is even more than the sum of its beautiful and exquisite parts: musical excellence, a delight to be savoured again and again.\\n\\nIf you like African music, especially music from Mali, and you never heard this album then you should buy it right now. If \\\"world music\\\" has never appealed and you're put off by lyrics sung in languages other than English, this could be a breakthrough and a revelation. Give it a listen, and open up a new world of joyous West African delight.\",\n \"Product: In The Heart Of The Moon is the first full length album collaboration by these two great African musicians. The original idea for the album that they duet on just one track, but their creativity cold not be contained, and the result is an album's worth of material! There were no rehearsals, and the improvised performances were recorded over 3 magical 2 hour sessions at the Hotel Mand, on the banks of the Niger River, in Bamako, Mali. With Ali on acoustic guitar and Toumani's kora, there was some extraordinary interplay between the pair. Features 12 total tracks including 'Kala', 'Kaira', 'Nawer Toro', 'Hawa Dolo', 'Simbo', 'Mamadou Boutiquier' and more. Warner. 2005.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: From the heart of Mali\\n\\nReview: This 2005 Grammy-winner featured the late, great blues guitarist Ali Farka Toure (no. 76 in Rolling Stone's table of the `Greatest Guitarists of All Time') who died in 2006 of bone cancer; and Kora player Toumani Diabate.\\n\\nBoth these excellent musicians are from Mali (though from different regions and traditions) and the album was recorded in a mobile studio in the Hotel Mande in Bamako, on the banks of the River Niger. The great world music enthusiast and promoter Ry Cooder also plays on some tracks.\\n\\nThe music is mainly instrumental, quite sophisticated and very mellow. In the manner of world-class jazz musicians Toure and Diabate (and Cooder, at times) respond to each other to weave delicate improvisational patterns and make great relaxing music.\\n\\nThis album can be recommended if you like West African music or even if you don't know the music from Mali very well. There was a follow-up album from these two simply called `Ali Farka Toure and Toumane Diabate' recorded in London just prior to Toure's death which is so outstanding it eclipses even `In the Heart of the Moon', and for that reason only I would give four-and-a-half stars to ItHotM rather than five.\\n\\nThe CD is a fine package with a tasteful 16-page booklet featuring short essays about the project penned by Lucy Duran, Nick Gold and separately by both Diabate and Toure, and decorated with some evocative and rather arty images of Mali.\",\n \"Product: Track listing: \\n1. Johnny B Goode\\n2. Lover Man\\n3. Blue Suede Shoes\\n4. Voodoo Chile\\n5. Queen\\n6. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band\\n7. Little Wing\\n8. Red House\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Review of the September 2011 Sony/Hendrix-Family re-release of `Hendrix in the West'\\n\\nReview: The posthumous release of Jimi Hendrix's extant recorded material (both live and from his studio sessions) began soon after his death in September 1970. Exploitation, controversy and legal battles over ownership rights have continued for 40 years and there is no sign this is going to stop any time soon.\\n\\nThis is the Hendrix family/Sony September 2011 re-hash of the classic 1972 all-audience-live `Hendrix in the West' album, with its tell-tale square purple and orange sticker on the front cover of the cardboard-only CD case.\\n\\nThe January 1972 vinyl release from Polydor included 8 tracks selected from five concerts, most in California (Berkeley Community Center and San Diego Sports Arena), with two short tracks from the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival and two from a gig at the Royal Albert Hall in London. A CD version of the original HITW has been available for years, with identical running order to the 1972 vinyl from the same master-tapes.\\n\\nHere on this new September 2011 Sony edition, you get:\\n\\n* 8 songs mostly identical to the original vinyl album but in a different running order\\n\\n* BUT - `Voodoo Chile - slight return' is here taken from the 26 May 1969 concert at The San Diego Sports Arena (the whole of that concert is available elsewhere), whereas on the classic Polydor release of HITW the song was taken from a concert at The Albert Hall; and `Little Wing' is here taken from the 1968 Winterland concert and (IMHO) not quite as good as the seminal performance of the song featured on the classic Polydor HITW\\n\\n* 3 extra tracks: `Fire', `I Don't Live Today' and `Spanish Castle Magic' from the same May 1969 San Diego gig\\n\\n* A glossy, 24-page booklet featuring plenty of archive photos of Jimi and the band, and the story of these recordings written in fine style by John McDermott\\n\\nBoth Noel Redding and Billy Cox feature on the album playing bass, Redding on the earlier and Cox on the later material. Drums on all tracks were played by Mitch.\\n\\nSo, is this new Sony `re-master' worth buying? It depends on whether or not you already have the earlier `classic' Polydor release of HITW:\\n\\n1. If you DON'T have the original Polydor release, then I would say this is probably worth buying. It's an essential showcasing of some of Jimi's best live material including `Red House' (by universal agreement the best track on HITW, here unchanged from the classic Polydor release) and this is the only version of HITW you can now buy new\\n\\n2. If you DO have the classic Polydor CD, then probably not: the additional material included here is not great and is available elsewhere. The performances of `VCSR' and `Little Wing' on this new Sony CD are not quite as good as the seminal performances on the original Polydor classic HITW - IMHO. As usual with these re-releases, it's difficult to hear any noticeable improvement in the sound with the so-called `re-mastered' tracks\\n\\nIn keeping with recent `square-sticker' releases of Jimi's extant material, this new 2011 offering is in a cardboard sleeve more fashionable and `environmental' than the traditional hinged plastic CD box, and this might not be to everyone's liking.\\n\\nThe 1972 classic Polydor original of HITW was a 5-star album, but this slightly diluted offering drops a star, due in part to the inclusion of inferior performances of `VCSR' and `Little Wing' and partly just to cynicism. Shame that for reasons of legal wrangling it's now the only version of HITW you can buy new, but there it is. If you can hunt down a CD or vinyl copy of the Polydor original HITW, then my advice would be, buy that instead. It's better.\",\n \"Product: The Samuel Goldwyn Motion Picture Production of Porgy And Bess: Original Sound Track Album\\nMusic by George Gershwin\\nVintage Vinyl 33 RPM LP Record\\n\\\"Six Eye\\\" Black Label!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Davis and Evans rework Gershwin's operatic oddity to weave dark magic\\n\\nReview: In one of the short essays printed in the CD booklet-insert, Bill Kirchner writes: \\\"In 20th century American music, three partnerships have been most influential: Duke Ellington/Billy Strayhorn, Frank Sinatra/Nelson Riddle, and Miles Davis/Gil Evans.\\\"\\n\\nIt's no exaggeration to state that Miles Davis was in many ways the 20th century's musical equivalent of Picasso: always the innovator, pushing the boundaries of hitherto unexplored landscapes to expand what we accept as art, disregarding convention and rewriting the rules. The musical marriage with Gil Evans' structured but often radical orchestral arrangements provided the near-perfect canvas for Miles' trumpet to paint its expressive, minimalist, striking colors with bold but often melancholy brush strokes. Chalk and cheese they may have been, but together cooked up something magical. In addition they were close lifelong friends.\\n\\nFrom first to last, the result of their collaboration in reworking Gershwin's \\\"Porgy and Bess\\\" has a serious core. The mood evoked is on the whole not joyous; it has a melancholy heart and minor keys predominate. Evans' brass-dominated orchestrations are the antithesis of smooth and restful: they are often jarring, discordant, disturbing, and work perfectly in setting the tone.\\n\\nHighlights would be the downbeat opener \\\"Buzzard Song\\\" employing a sparse duet of tuba and trumpet; a mellow and rhythmic rendition of \\\"Summertime\\\" (a contrast with Trane's treatment of the same base material on his \\\"Favorite Things\\\" album is instructive); and the sublime \\\"It ain't necessarily so\\\" - each one a fine example of Evans' radical, attention-grabbing orchestration overlaid with Miles' intelligent exploration of the basic melody with a trumpet sound so clean and vital it's like a refreshing shower on the skin on a hot day.\\n\\nThis album may not be to everyone's taste, and does not suit every mood. However, its best moments rank as some of the greatest ever in jazz and reinforce the conviction, if any were needed, that 20th century music would not have been the same without Miles Davis.\",\n \"Product: 2007 five CD set, a great installment in Sony/BMG's Original Album Classics series that brings together rare and out of print titles with some best sellers from the Sony/BMG Jazz catalog. Many of these albums have been unavailable on CD for some time and are sought after by collectors. Each set is presented in a high quality, rigid cardboard slipcase containing five 'vinyl replica' mini LP sleeves. This collection from the Jazz ensemble features the albums Inner Mounting Flame, Birds of Fire, Between Nothingness & Eternity, Apocalypse and Visions of the Emerald Beyond.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best of MO and outstanding value: never mind the sleeve notes, just listen to the music\\n\\nReview: This 5-album collection is outstanding value: for less than US$15, you can acquire almost all the essential work of John McLaughlin's legendary MO in one package.\\n\\nThe first three albums `The Inner Mounting Flame', `Birds of Fire' and - recorded live in Central Park NYC in 1973 - `Between Nothingness and Eternity' feature the original virtuoso line-up of McLaughlin, Hammer, Goodman, Cobham and Laird. The later two albums feature line-up changes and the deployment of orchestral strings, and don't quite have the dynamism, the take-your-breath-away energy-burst of the first three. They're good, though, and important milestones of this busy period in the evolution of rock-jazz fusion.\\n\\nThe only conspicuous absence is the later-released `The Lost Trident Sessions' featuring the studio material planned for the third album, some of which is performed live on BNAT but which is otherwise unavailable; and the lesser known `Inner Worlds', from 1976. The inclusion of these disks would have completed the package, but you'll have to buy them separately.\\n\\nSome reviewers have complained about mistakes and omissions in the sleeve notes offered with this package, a criticism with some merit. However, it's important to keep a sense of perspective. If you buy this package, you will acquire almost all the music of the greatest fusion band ever, on high-quality digital CDs, at an unbeatable price. If having the sleeve notes is important to you then get them off the web, or go buy the individual CDs separately.\\n\\nMeanwhile, just listen: the production quality of the sound is exemplary, like the original albums, and at this price you can't go wrong.\",\n \"Product: Featuring extensive interviews with Page, Plant, Jones and Bonham alongside rare films and recordings of Zeppelin in performance, this two DVD and book set is the definitive critical review of the music of Led Zeppelin. Contributions include Zeppelin insiders, along with newly released archive interviews with the band recorded during the 1977 US tour. The book includes a complete history of Led Zeppelin in the words of the band and its critics, and features a track-by-track analysis of every Zeppelin recording, broadcast and film performance ever released.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Celebration Day 2xCD+Blu-Ray+NTSC DVD package: fitting testament to a legend, superlatives justified\\n\\nReview: So here it is at last on general sale: the 2xCD+Blu-Ray+DVD package of Zeppelin's now-legendary one-off celebratory reunion performance on 10th December 2007 at London's O2 Arena. The event was to honour the life and work of Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun who in 1968 had such faith in a young British band that he backed them with money and a recording contract, and who died aged 83 of a backstage fall during the Rolling Stones benefit concert in October 2006.\\n\\nIs all the hype about this concert justified? You bet. The performance is indeed worthy of all the superlatives heaped on it, and in every way outstanding.\\n\\nHaving seen the youthful band several times in the 1970s, the initial shock of seeing three guys in their 60s (well OK, in 2007 Plant was 59) - plus the near-perfect-fit Jason Bonham standing in for his long-departed father on drums - on stage together, is swept away once the music starts. From the storming opener `Good Times Bad Times' through two hours of some of their best-known numbers, this is Led Zeppelin, and this band ROCKS. The fast-fingered Page is outstanding; Plant - ever the great showman and commanding stage presence - retains power, emotion, volume and range in his voice even though he avoids the screaming high notes which gave Zeppelin distinctive character in their youth; JPJ is the bedrock for the band both on keyboards and bass, and Jason Bonham almost unbelievably gels with the band so perfectly that he might indeed be his father pounding the skins with power and feel.\\n\\nMuch of the time Page, Plant and Jones stand close together, physically; almost touching each other. The astounding thing is how relaxed they are, how at ease, how professional - and how they simply enjoy themselves on stage so much. The sense of occasion is intoxicating, the numbers powerful, tight, joyous. Plant relaxes and chats good-naturedly with the audience between songs, the atmosphere that of a celebratory family reunion where everyone is simply having a great time.\\n\\nHighlights: too many to list. `Kashmir' probably takes the Gold. Awesome.\\n\\nThe cover shows the iconic Zeppelin over London, presented in the slightly archaic style characteristic of the artwork so often employed by the band. CD1 displays the time 10.12 on an antique clock-face, on CD2 it's 12.10: the walk-on and walk-off times of the band on the night. Nice touch.\\n\\nIf you can stretch to it, buy the DVD or Blu-Ray in the package so you can actually see the band performing. Seeing them play and interact with each other and with the audience is a must, and adds so much to the experience. Many of the frames are close-up and personal, with a front-row audience perspective. You do, however, need to hear the music through a big powerful sound system: play loud.\\n\\nSome minor points: there is no acoustic set, a standard of the band's stage shows in the 1970s, and the actual song `Celebration Day' - the perfect name for this event - is not performed. These are not niggles, just observations: the whole concert is awesome.\\n\\nFor those fortunate enough to have won tickets, they have the experience of a lifetime, a night to remember. There were tales of ticketless devotees on the night offering more than GB4,000 in cash for a ticket, and of ticket-clutching fans refusing to sell. They made the right choice. For the rest of us, this is as good as it's going to get - and fortunately, that's pretty darned good. Plant has reportedly turned down US$200 million on offer for a new world tour and ruled it out emphatically, though the other three have been more equivocal. Personally I hope this was Zep's final concert, as it's difficult to imagine they could ever top it and this way, they go out in grandeur and style.\\n\\nOnce giants walked the Earth and alas, we may never see their like again. But at least we have the record, and what a record it is.\",\n \"Product: In a world choked with sound, it's difficult to find any music that truly lingers and resonates with the listener. Morhceeba are a fountain of such music. "Dive Deep" is an organic compilation of tracks written in the studio with several collaborating guest vocalists. The result reflects the musical diversity, which has made Morcheeba's prior works such a success.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Morcheeba Dives Deep into the Big Calm\\n\\nReview: By critical consent \\\"Dive Deep\\\" is now regarded as Morcheeba's best runner-up album to \\\"Big Calm\\\" and DD runs that early classic very close as an all-time great play-it-over-and-over listening experience.\\n\\nThe title \\\"Dive Deep\\\" comes from the Godfrey brothers' concern about the progressive ecological degradation of the planet's marine environment, but in a fine twist is also a reference to the depths explored through the eclectic musical experimentation evident on the album.\\n\\nThe split with Skye left a hole in the band not satisfyingly filled by Daisy Martey but which, remarkably, is filled here with a rich diversity of different vocalists including some male voices (and one instrumental number). It all gels together beautifully and the vocal smorgasbord brings a variety which reveals Morcheeba at their quirky and innovative best. What stands out is the mature, exemplary songwriting.\\n\\nThe opener, \\\"Enjoy the Ride\\\" sung by Judy Tzuke, is a corker. Tzuke sounds, weirdly, almost indistinguishable from Skye bringing a similar melodious style to a great song you can listen to over and over. Tzuke also sings a second track, \\\"Blue Chair\\\", one of the album's highlights.\\n\\nNorwegian singer/songwriter Thomas Dybdahl makes a major contribution to the album, contributing three tracks: \\\"Riverbed\\\", \\\"Sleep on it Tonight\\\" and the long soulful closer, \\\"Washed Away\\\" and his gravitas goes some way to defining the album's style. He's a fine choice, the perfect match for the talented Godfreys. A song in French, \\\"Au Dela\\\" sung by Manda Zamolo, works very well too and brings a taste of world-music exotica into the mix.\\n\\nThe main highlight however is track four, \\\"Run Honey Run\\\", an instant minor-key classic thanks to the unexpectedly beautiful, soulful vocal delivered by Bradley Burgess. It's almost worth buying the album just for this little gem.\\n\\nSome music hits the scene with a sensational bang, but time erodes its impact and it skulks off into obscurity (anyone still listening to \\\"Never Mind the Bollocks...\\\"?). The reputation of other albums however gets stronger over time, attracts new audiences and goes from strength to strength. \\\"Dive Deep\\\" is in the second category. After almost two years it's become evident that \\\"Dive Deep\\\" has real depth and rewards repeated listening. Is this music-for-all-seasons destined perhaps for greatness? Time will tell.\\n\\nInterestingly, the Morcheeba website is announcing their new album \\\"Blood Like Lemonade\\\" to be released June 2010 \\\"featuring Skye\\\". Blood, it seems, runs not just thicker than water but thicker than lemonade too.\",\n \"Product: 2007 five CD set, a great installment in Sony/BMG's Original Album Classics series that brings together rare and out of print titles with some best sellers from the Sony/BMG Jazz catalog. Many of these albums have been unavailable on CD for some time and are sought after by collectors. Each set is presented in a high quality, rigid cardboard slipcase containing five 'vinyl replica' mini LP sleeves. This collection from the Jazz ensemble features the albums Inner Mounting Flame, Birds of Fire, Between Nothingness & Eternity, Apocalypse and Visions of the Emerald Beyond.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Best of MO and outstanding value: never mind the sleeve notes, just listen to the music\\n\\nReview: This 5-album collection is outstanding value: for less than US$15, you can acquire almost all the essential work of John McLaughlin's legendary MO in one package.\\n\\nThe first three albums `The Inner Mounting Flame', `Birds of Fire' and - recorded live in Central Park NYC in 1973 - `Between Nothingness and Eternity' feature the original virtuoso line-up of McLaughlin, Hammer, Goodman, Cobham and Laird. The later two albums feature line-up changes and the deployment of orchestral strings, and don't quite have the dynamism, the take-your-breath-away energy-burst of the first three. They're good, though, and important milestones of this busy period in the evolution of rock-jazz fusion.\\n\\nThe only conspicuous absence is the later-released `The Lost Trident Sessions' featuring the studio material planned for the third album, some of which is performed live on BNAT but which is otherwise unavailable; and the lesser known `Inner Worlds', from 1976. The inclusion of these disks would have completed the package, but you'll have to buy them separately.\\n\\nSome reviewers have complained about mistakes and omissions in the sleeve notes offered with this package, a criticism with some merit. However, it's important to keep a sense of perspective. If you buy this package, you will acquire almost all the music of the greatest fusion band ever, on high-quality digital CDs, at an unbeatable price. If having the sleeve notes is important to you then get them off the web, or go buy the individual CDs separately.\\n\\nMeanwhile, just listen: the production quality of the sound is exemplary, like the original albums, and at this price you can't go wrong.\",\n \"Product: Featuring extensive interviews with Page, Plant, Jones and Bonham alongside rare films and recordings of Zeppelin in performance, this two DVD and book set is the definitive critical review of the music of Led Zeppelin. Contributions include Zeppelin insiders, along with newly released archive interviews with the band recorded during the 1977 US tour. The book includes a complete history of Led Zeppelin in the words of the band and its critics, and features a track-by-track analysis of every Zeppelin recording, broadcast and film performance ever released.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Celebration Day 2xCD+Blu-Ray+NTSC DVD package: fitting testament to a legend, superlatives justified\\n\\nReview: So here it is at last on general sale: the 2xCD+Blu-Ray+DVD package of Zeppelin's now-legendary one-off celebratory reunion performance on 10th December 2007 at London's O2 Arena. The event was to honour the life and work of Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun who in 1968 had such faith in a young British band that he backed them with money and a recording contract, and who died aged 83 of a backstage fall during the Rolling Stones benefit concert in October 2006.\\n\\nIs all the hype about this concert justified? You bet. The performance is indeed worthy of all the superlatives heaped on it, and in every way outstanding.\\n\\nHaving seen the youthful band several times in the 1970s, the initial shock of seeing three guys in their 60s (well OK, in 2007 Plant was 59) - plus the near-perfect-fit Jason Bonham standing in for his long-departed father on drums - on stage together, is swept away once the music starts. From the storming opener `Good Times Bad Times' through two hours of some of their best-known numbers, this is Led Zeppelin, and this band ROCKS. The fast-fingered Page is outstanding; Plant - ever the great showman and commanding stage presence - retains power, emotion, volume and range in his voice even though he avoids the screaming high notes which gave Zeppelin distinctive character in their youth; JPJ is the bedrock for the band both on keyboards and bass, and Jason Bonham almost unbelievably gels with the band so perfectly that he might indeed be his father pounding the skins with power and feel.\\n\\nMuch of the time Page, Plant and Jones stand close together, physically; almost touching each other. The astounding thing is how relaxed they are, how at ease, how professional - and how they simply enjoy themselves on stage so much. The sense of occasion is intoxicating, the numbers powerful, tight, joyous. Plant relaxes and chats good-naturedly with the audience between songs, the atmosphere that of a celebratory family reunion where everyone is simply having a great time.\\n\\nHighlights: too many to list. `Kashmir' probably takes the Gold. Awesome.\\n\\nThe cover shows the iconic Zeppelin over London, presented in the slightly archaic style characteristic of the artwork so often employed by the band. CD1 displays the time 10.12 on an antique clock-face, on CD2 it's 12.10: the walk-on and walk-off times of the band on the night. Nice touch.\\n\\nIf you can stretch to it, buy the DVD or Blu-Ray in the package so you can actually see the band performing. Seeing them play and interact with each other and with the audience is a must, and adds so much to the experience. Many of the frames are close-up and personal, with a front-row audience perspective. You do, however, need to hear the music through a big powerful sound system: play loud.\\n\\nSome minor points: there is no acoustic set, a standard of the band's stage shows in the 1970s, and the actual song `Celebration Day' - the perfect name for this event - is not performed. These are not niggles, just observations: the whole concert is awesome.\\n\\nFor those fortunate enough to have won tickets, they have the experience of a lifetime, a night to remember. There were tales of ticketless devotees on the night offering more than GB4,000 in cash for a ticket, and of ticket-clutching fans refusing to sell. They made the right choice. For the rest of us, this is as good as it's going to get - and fortunately, that's pretty darned good. Plant has reportedly turned down US$200 million on offer for a new world tour and ruled it out emphatically, though the other three have been more equivocal. Personally I hope this was Zep's final concert, as it's difficult to imagine they could ever top it and this way, they go out in grandeur and style.\\n\\nOnce giants walked the Earth and alas, we may never see their like again. But at least we have the record, and what a record it is.\",\n \"Product: In a world choked with sound, it's difficult to find any music that truly lingers and resonates with the listener. Morhceeba are a fountain of such music. "Dive Deep" is an organic compilation of tracks written in the studio with several collaborating guest vocalists. The result reflects the musical diversity, which has made Morcheeba's prior works such a success.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Morcheeba Dives Deep into the Big Calm\\n\\nReview: By critical consent \\\"Dive Deep\\\" is now regarded as Morcheeba's best runner-up album to \\\"Big Calm\\\" and DD runs that early classic very close as an all-time great play-it-over-and-over listening experience.\\n\\nThe title \\\"Dive Deep\\\" comes from the Godfrey brothers' concern about the progressive ecological degradation of the planet's marine environment, but in a fine twist is also a reference to the depths explored through the eclectic musical experimentation evident on the album.\\n\\nThe split with Skye left a hole in the band not satisfyingly filled by Daisy Martey but which, remarkably, is filled here with a rich diversity of different vocalists including some male voices (and one instrumental number). It all gels together beautifully and the vocal smorgasbord brings a variety which reveals Morcheeba at their quirky and innovative best. What stands out is the mature, exemplary songwriting.\\n\\nThe opener, \\\"Enjoy the Ride\\\" sung by Judy Tzuke, is a corker. Tzuke sounds, weirdly, almost indistinguishable from Skye bringing a similar melodious style to a great song you can listen to over and over. Tzuke also sings a second track, \\\"Blue Chair\\\", one of the album's highlights.\\n\\nNorwegian singer/songwriter Thomas Dybdahl makes a major contribution to the album, contributing three tracks: \\\"Riverbed\\\", \\\"Sleep on it Tonight\\\" and the long soulful closer, \\\"Washed Away\\\" and his gravitas goes some way to defining the album's style. He's a fine choice, the perfect match for the talented Godfreys. A song in French, \\\"Au Dela\\\" sung by Manda Zamolo, works very well too and brings a taste of world-music exotica into the mix.\\n\\nThe main highlight however is track four, \\\"Run Honey Run\\\", an instant minor-key classic thanks to the unexpectedly beautiful, soulful vocal delivered by Bradley Burgess. It's almost worth buying the album just for this little gem.\\n\\nSome music hits the scene with a sensational bang, but time erodes its impact and it skulks off into obscurity (anyone still listening to \\\"Never Mind the Bollocks...\\\"?). The reputation of other albums however gets stronger over time, attracts new audiences and goes from strength to strength. \\\"Dive Deep\\\" is in the second category. After almost two years it's become evident that \\\"Dive Deep\\\" has real depth and rewards repeated listening. Is this music-for-all-seasons destined perhaps for greatness? Time will tell.\\n\\nInterestingly, the Morcheeba website is announcing their new album \\\"Blood Like Lemonade\\\" to be released June 2010 \\\"featuring Skye\\\". Blood, it seems, runs not just thicker than water but thicker than lemonade too.\",\n \"Product: Legendary R&R, R&B, Blues, Soul, Electric Guitar, Jimi Hendrix, Pop. 2nd Studio LP from Hendrix.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hendrix's second studio album showcases his first-class songwriting\\n\\nReview: `Axis Bold as Love' with its bright and distinctive Hindu cosmology-themed gatefold-cover art was the second album from the `Experience', recorded later the same year as their debut album `Are You Experienced?' in 1967. `Axis' is musically more polished than its immediate predecessor, full of new material written since the AYE sessions and has first class production values which still sound crisp and professional even 44 years later.\\n\\nThe album opens with a mock-radio interview during which Jimi plays `Mr Paul Caruso', a man just arrived in a flying saucer, a comedic moment of sci-fi spacyness which sets the tone of the album in a manner absolutely fitting for 1967.\\n\\nSo, what of the music on `Axis'? Here the focus is on songwriting and the mood gentler, more ambient and melodic than Hendrix's first creative outpouring captured on AYE, though some rocking numbers like `Spanish Castle Magic' and `Ain't no Telling' stand out. Many of the songs are short, coming in around the 2-minute mark and displaying an admirable discipline in contrast to the self-indulgent extended improvisations of many 1967 contemporaries. The most enduring numbers from `Axis' are probably the poignant and prolifically-covered `Little Wing' with its distinctive intro and beautifully restrained wailing guitar; and `If Six was Nine' with its rebellious be-true-to-yourself-and-don't-follow-the-crowd theme, used in the soundtrack of the famous Cannes-prize-winning 1969 film `Easy Rider' starring Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper (who also directed) and Jack Nicholson in early film roles.\\n\\n`Axis' is often regarded as Hendrix's most mellow and delightful album, with his impressive vocal range on display through some first-class material. Though best remembered as a composer, an electric guitar innovator and pioneer of new sounds in rock music, Hendrix was in fact a very good pitch-perfect melodic singer with vocal power, good range and excellent expressive phrasing. The raunchy guitar takes a background seat here, to emerge again in 1968's milestone `Electric Ladyland' album. On `Axis', with popular and commercial success finally in his grasp after years of struggle, Jimi seems to be really enjoying himself and, through these varied and high-quality numbers, his delightful humour and optimistic good nature shine through.\\n\\nIf you're interested in Hendrix's musical legacy and in understanding how he helped shape the form of pop/rock music which endures even into the C21, then `Axis' is indispensable to your collection. There's a lot of Hendrix material out there in various packages and re-issues, but in addition to `Axis' the essential studio albums are the debut `Are You Experienced', the quintessential and important `Electric Ladyland' from 1968 and the posthumously released `First Rays of the New Rising Sun' showcasing to perfection his later material. There's plenty of live stage material released in various packages too; best of the bunch are probably `Concerts' and the admittedly uneven performance at the 1969 Woodstock festival containing the epic rendition of `Star Spangled Banner.' The `Blues' album is good, too.\",\n \"Product: Japanese only two disc (SACD Hybrid CD + NTSC/Region 0 DVD) pressing of this album housed in a mini LP sleeve. EMI.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Genesis' Edwardian Rock classic: 2008 remaster the best-ever? Probably not.\\n\\nReview: `Nursery Cryme' was recorded at Trident Studios in 1971 and released by Charisma Records the same year. It is the first to feature Steve Hackett and Phil Collins, so kicking-off the classic-era Genesis lineup which continued unchanged until the departure of Peter Gabriel in 1975.\\n\\nThe album features seven pieces, the best-known being the opener `The Musical Box' during which Gabriel exercises his bizarre imagination to weave a sinister horror story of child murder, a back-from-the-dead spirit and repressed sexual urges set in an Edwardian-era country house. Musically however it's a near-masterpiece, one of the band's all-time greats. The album's title and archaic B-horror-movie cover-artwork are inspired by this song.\\n\\nThe rest of the music is technically good, even adventurous and interesting, but (for me, anyway) has always lacked the memorable hooks which made so much of Gabriel-era Genesis output truly great. Other high spots are the closer `The Fountain of Salmacis' and Phil Collins' first outing at the mike, when he sings `For Absent Friends'.\\n\\nChris Jones once observed: \\\"Genesis virtually invented their own genre of Edwardian rock\\\", encapsulating precisely the mood of this album and period theme of the songs.\\n\\nSome controversy rages among Genesis fans as to whether the 2008 remaster is an improvement over previous releases of NC, notably the 1994 Definitive release. For what it's worth, I prefer (as with 'A Trick of the Tail') the Definitive version. Though the sound is brighter on the 2008 release, it suffers from too much `loudness' and excessive compression makes for a soundscape too hollow and shrill; at the same time the drumming is muffled, and the bass too `muddy'. So the 1994 `Definitive' release of this album with better overall dynamics would be my recommendation. True audiophiles (who have the high-end sound equipment) are likely to go for the excellent SACD.\",\n \"Product: Flamenco and classical met jazz as Gil Evans once again met Miles for this groundbreaking recording. Taped between late 1959 and early 1960, this masterpiece finds Miles at his most hypnotic against Gil's brilliant, romantic orchestrations. You'll also hear the only piece Miles ever played live with Gil (Rodrigo's Concierto , Carnegie Hall, 1961) plus Teo; Maids of Cadiz ; alternate takes of Song of Our Country , and more bonus tracks!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Miles' and Gil's original Iberian excursion, extended and improved in a fine package\\n\\nReview: As most readers familiar with Miles Davis' music will know, `Sketches of Spain' recorded in 1959-60 was his third and final collaborative project with orchestral arranger Gil Evans. The original album release, distilled from several protracted recording sessions, explored the musical styles of the Iberian Peninsula and has a distinctive feel quite different from Miles' other work: listeners familiar with classical music who never previously connected with jazz often found SoS to be an accessible gateway to other innovative jazz pieces of the era.\\n\\nThe opener was an extended re-interpretation of the second (slow) movement of J. Roderigo's modern impressionist-classical piece `Concierto di Aranjuez', which Miles listened to repeatedly in 1959 and declared \\\"I couldn't get it out of my mind.\\\" Gil's orchestration for an ensemble of brass and woodwind anchors the melody, is faithful to Roderigo's score and captures the spirit of the piece to perfection. It is more classical (i.e. rigid) in structure than normally found in jazz, allowing only constrained improvisation around the melody. In re-interpreting Roderigo's score for the guitar, Miles responded to the more formalised framework with understated mastery and worked with the orchestra to fine result. Roderigo, by the way, didn't like it: the brass-dominated orchestral sound too much of a departure from his vision; the absence of the Spanish guitar at the heart of the piece, and the second movement of the concerto removed from the context of the faster and more upbeat first and third movements not at all to the composer's taste. However, in the context of the other pieces on Miles and Gil's \\\"Sketches of Spain\\\" it fits perfectly and sets the mood.\\n\\n`Will o' the Wisp', `The Pan Piper' and `Saeta', each different but blending seamlessly with CdA in style and confirming the mood, were also included on the original album. The long closer, `Solea' (12.08) was an attention-grabber grounded on Gil's percussion-dominant orchestration, an invitation to which Miles responds with intelligence and expressive sensitivity to weave a fine tapestry filled with moments of tension and delight, still in the Iberian mode.\\n\\nThe CD cover-presentation of this extended 2-disk edition is (confusingly) identical to that of the original album/CD release: a 50/50 bright yellow-sky/red-earth impressionistic sketch overlaid with black titling and small silhouette of a trumpet player in profile. The content, however, features a lot of new material and, IMO, is worth having even if you have the original single disk.\\n\\nThe 70 minutes or so of new material, mainly on the second disk, includes `The Maids of Cadiz' previously released on `Miles Ahead' in 1957, and genuinely at home nested here amongst Evans' main body of Iberian-inspired orchestral work with Miles. Several alternate takes of CdA are offered, previously available only on the 1996 release `The Complete Columbia Studio Recordings'; plus the only extant audience-live recording of the piece with Gil conducting the orchestra, previously available on the 1987-released `The Legendary Carnegie Hall Concert'. Other new material includes two versions of `Song of our Country' and an interesting closing piece, `Teo.' A pdf file may be accessed from the disks and a well-written and professionally produced booklet with fine photography from the sessions, and notes written by Gunther Schuller, completes the package.\\n\\nSome great photos of Gil and Miles are included. Overall, at the offer price, this is the best version of `Sketches of Spain' to buy: you get all the original music with fine sound production and a lot more besides.\",\n \"Product: Robert Plant is back with his first album since 2007's six time Grammy Award winning ''Raising Sand''.Picking up where the critically acclaimed roots rock of ''Raising Sand'' - which sold 700,000 in the UK and 3 million worldwide, scooping the Grammy for Album of the Year - left off, ''Band Of Joy'' was recorded in Nashville with a stellar cast of musicians.A timeless plunge into authentic Americana, the album was co-produced by Plant and Nashville legend and guitarist Buddy Miller. ''Buddy's integral to this album, you can hear his taste all over the instrumentation,'' enthuses Plant. ''Buddy's zone is beautiful, with a lot of reflections going back into mid-Fifties rockabilly, the singing fishermen and all the great country stuff, along with the soul and R&B from Memphis.''As well as Miller, the Band of Joy is made up of multi-instrumentalist Darrell Scott, who provides the mandolin, guitar, accordian, pedal, lap steel and banjo lines, country singer-songwriter Patty Griffin who adds the main vocal foils to Plant's lead parts, while Byron House plays bass and percussion comes from Marco Giovino.''Band Of Joy'' features intriguing new interpretations of songs from a wide range of sources. Opening with a throbbing rendition of Los Lobos's 'Angel Dance', the album encompasses the glittering drone-rock of Low's 'Silver Rider' and 'Monkey', the Fifties-style country-gospel harmonies which transform The Kelly Brothers' Sixties soul classic 'Falling In Love Again', the desolate banjo-driven interpretation of 'Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down', the transplanted English/Appalachian folk ballad 'Cindy, I'll Marry You Some Day', and jangling blues imagery of 'Central Two-0-Nine'.Robert Plant and the Band Of Joy will be touring the southern states of the USA this July, with more dates to be announced.Robert Plant's most eclectic work so far, in a career that has constantly embraced the unexpected, it's an album which takes in continents of influence and oceans of e\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Planted in the Joy of bygone Americana\\n\\nReview: Robert Plant has never been a man to rest on past laurels. He certainly doesn't need to produce new output for commercial reasons, as he could have retired for life before age 30 on the proceeds of his 12 enormously successful years as front-man for Led Zeppelin and co-songwriter (with Jimmy Page) of most of that band's most memorable numbers. However Plant has never been in the business just for the money: he has a love of performing, of recording, and of the musical material.\\n\\n\\\"Band of Joy\\\" was the name of the Birmingham-based, pre-Zeppelin band to which Plant and (the late) John Bonham belonged prior to them joining Page & Jones to form Led Zep in 1968. This album is however no nostalgic 1960s retrospective, though it does update and re-interpret many older American folk songs from earlier decades, a genre for which Plant holds a life-long interest and passion.\\n\\nThis inevitably leads to the collection of songs on \\\"Band of Joy\\\" to be compared with the Grammy-winning Alison Kraus collaboration \\\"Raising Sand\\\" and although there are some similarities, this album is different. Some of the numbers do really stand out: a superb re-working of Richard Thompson's \\\"House of Cards,\\\" Crume & Kelly's \\\"Falling in Love Again\\\" with its very early 1950s jukebox feel, and \\\"Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down\\\" linger in the memory. Only time will tell if any of these recordings slowly emerge as minor classics. What is obvious after a few listenings, however, is how this collection of songs hangs together as a whole. Despite the age of some of the original material, it sounds simultaneously contemporary but with a period feel (Dylan's \\\"Modern Times\\\" or even the 1990 \\\"Notting Hillbillies\\\" comes to mind).\\n\\nPlant's much-matured voice is pleasing on the ear and the range and passion evident for a man in his 60s continues to impress. The ensemble playing from mainly Nashville-based musicians is near-perfect: professional, crisp, faultless, at times magical, and the supporting vocals of Patty Griffin fit the material particularly well. The CD is nicely presented with its red-and-grey theme colours and all lyrics to the songs helpfully printed in full (but of course you won't get this with a download). Give it a listen.\",\n \"Product: 2011 album from the Electronic artist, producer and DJ. With Destroyed, Moby introduces the listener to the strange and disconcerting life of touring that is not often exposed -- the time spent isolated in anonymous, mundane hotel rooms, airports, and backstage waiting areas. These experiences are then juxtaposed with moments of intense beauty and excitement, such as the connection that can be felt with an audience. With touring comes extensive worldwide travel, and Moby has fallen prey to insomnia most of his adult life, a condition he turns to his advantage. All of the songs on this album were written by Moby on the road during the small hours of the night, when his insomnia was in full tilt.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Destroyed deluxe version: a very fine offering\\n\\nReview: This 4-disc `deluxe' collection of Moby's 2011 release `Destroyed' is in essence a 2-CD album plus a DVD, and a bonus CD recording of a live-on-stage concert in London featuring some of Moby's classic numbers from his earlier work.\\n\\nThe 2 studio-recorded CDs offer a mellow collection of music from Moby, more in the overall style of 2009's `Wait for Me' than `Hotel' or `Last Night' though with some upbeat numbers. The music is complex, and develops course by course rather than serving you the whole meal in one go. You could almost describe the style as `progressive' in that several numbers evolve from sparse beginnings to increasing multi-layered complexity and in most cases take the listener on an emotional roller-coaster to a satisfying climax.\\n\\nDisc 2 continues in the style of disc 1, with 8 new tracks plus variants on 3 of the disc 1 tracks: `the broken places', `lie down in darkness' and `the day', the theme of which is the day Moby lost his mother to cancer.\\n\\nThe DVD includes videos, live-on-stage material, interviews and some odds & sods. There appears to be no `play all' option, so you have to watch the clips one-at-a-time then return to the main menu to make your next selection.\\n\\nThe bonus disc sold only with the `deluxe' edition is a live-on-stage concert recorded in London in June 2011. This is Moby at his most energetic onstage with mojo in high gear. Danceable renditions of 14 numbers including `in my heart', `we are all made of stars' `porcelain' and `lift me up' actually better the originally released studio versions.\\n\\nThe presentation is fine but understated. In a strong hinged box oozing quality, the 4 discs nest in robust numbered sleeves, and a glossy 12-page booklet full or artistic photo-images completes the package. The whole effect is very tasteful, even highbrow.\\n\\nSo, with the deluxe edition of `Destroyed' you get a lot of very fine music for your money.\",\n \"Product: Fatoumata Diawara - Fatou Born in Cote d'Ivoire and raised in southern Mali, Diawara grew up hearing Wassoulou music, a song style that's thought by some ethnomusiclogists to be one of the main pre-colonial ancestors of blues.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fatou Diawara's promising debut\\n\\nReview: This fine 2012 debut from Malian singer Fatoumata Diawara showcases her distinctive melodic voice singing her own songs in her native Bambara tongue with themes as serious as personal betrayal, the effect of wars in Africa, the plight of illegal African migrants in Europe, arranged marriage and female circumcision.\\n\\nIn addition to accompanying her own voice on simple acoustic guitar traditional western rock guitars, bass and drums are deployed alongside West African instruments like the kori, calabash and ngoni, so the result has a distinctive `world music' sound.\\n\\nMost of the album was recorded at Livingston Studios in London and produced by Diawara and Nick Gold, and the quality of the mix is superb.\\n\\nThe album's main feature is Diawara's melodic voice and it has some beautiful, poignant moments. However it somehow lacks that indefinable quality (which for example Salif Keita has in spades) which really sets your hair on fire. It also needs to be said that at by the end of the album the tracks are starting to sound very much the same, with little variation in dynamics. But there's no doubt about it: for a debut recording it's pretty impressive and knocks the spots off most `popular' music manufactured to feed the tastes of western audiences. Fatou is still young, an obviously talented natural singer and composer who seems - on the evidence of this collection - to have what it takes to develop into a significant force in world music. We should look forward to her follow-up album to see in which direction it grows.\\n\\nThe CD package is excellent with a 24-page booklet offering all the song lyrics in the original Bambara with translations in each case into French and English.\",\n \"Product: 2011 posthumous release, a collection of previously unreleased tracks, alternate versions of existing classics, as well as a couple of brand new Amy compositions. Following her tragic passing, some of the producers and musicians who worked closely with Amy Winehouse, among them Mark Ronson and Salaam Remi, spent time listening over the many recordings that Amy had made, before, during, and after the release of Frank and Back To Black. It was said by all who worked with Amy that she never sang or played a song the same way twice. It quickly became apparent to Salaam and Mark that they had a collection of songs that deserved to be heard, a collection of songs that were a fitting treatment to Amy the artist and, as importantly, Amy the friend.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Amy shoulda gone to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes\\n\\nReview: The posthumously released Lioness: Hidden Treasures contains 12 previously unreleased archive recordings selected by producers Mark Ronson and Salaam Remi. It was released in December 2011, timed for the first Christmas season following Amys death.\\n\\nWhile this collection does not claim or pretend to be Amys third album, its more than just barrel-scrapings of unreleased bits and pieces and does gel together as a listenable whole. A few of the recordings are true vintage and pre-date the Frank sessions, notably a slightly over-the-top rendition of The Girl From Ipanema completely absent the mellow vibe of Jobim & Gilbertos original, and Amys own early composition Half Time from 2002.\\n\\nStandout tracks are Amys Between the Cheats confessing her infidelity in song, a stripped-down and frankly superior alternate take of Valerie, a magnificent cover of Garson & Hillards Our Day will Come and a duet with Amys 85-year old jazz icon Tony Bennett Body & Soul.\\n\\nSo overall this is a fine collection of leftovers, selected and produced with care and skill by Ronson and Remi. While not quite up to the overall high standard of Frank or 'Back to Black its more than just OK and a fitting tribute to a great jazz talent. What a pity Amy didn't have a more positive attitude to rehab; she might still be with us and have had a singing career as long and successful as her idols Sinatra and Bennett.\",\n \"Product: Joni Mitchell The Studio Albums (1968-1979)(10CD)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bargain package of Jonis classic album releases up to 1979\\n\\nReview: This is a bargain package if you want Jonis first 10x album releases in your collection on old fashioned hard-copy CDs. These 10x classics span the years 1968 to 1979, from her debut Song to a Seagull to Mingus.\\n\\nThe package contains no specific information about which mix/remastered editions have been used. It may be that where available, the HDCD masters have been used and where no HDCD is available then those from the first CD masters (as opposed to the original analog recordings for the vinyl) have been used. The sound on every single disk is absolutely first class, and even those from the 1960s sound fresh and bright.\\n\\nEach of the 10x single CDs is presented in its own good-quality cardboard foldout sleeve with the original vinyl cover-artwork, all contained in a rigid folding-clamshell outer box.\\n\\nThis package is absolutely fantastic value and in every way superb.\",\n \"Product: A sumptuous body of work, Tales Of Us has been two years in the crafting and is their most narrative, cinematic and intimate recording to date. Nothing in their accomplished back catalogue has hinted at the new lyrical breadth that the band have introduced to Tales Of Us. All the songs except for one are named in the first person with a cast list of evocative character sketches, the contrary love affairs, the suspense, hallucinations, fairy tales and modern folklores documented and the traces of redemption they find in song take the poetry of Goldfrapp s delicately considered music somewhere brand new.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Moody and enigmatic Tales from the maturing electronic duo\\n\\nReview: Goldfrapp's sixth studio album `Tales of Us' is a fine and mature piece of work, possibly their best. Though it can sound on a casual first pass like a background muzak soundscape, repeat listening reveals the album to be a delicate mood piece with Alison's subdued and breathy vocals delivered with a finesse matched by the sensitive and imaginative instrumental work of Will Gregory. Orchestral strings feature in the arrangements as often as synthesizers.\\n\\nThe song titles are one-worders, each a person's name. The tunes are rather traditional in structure, delicate and uncomplicated but the whole effect adds up to something special, each song building on the mood of the last. Like watching a film composed of different scenes, each adding to the story, the album works best when listened to as a whole from beginning to end.\\n\\nParty music this is not, but for the early hours of the morning, or for afternoon contemplation, it's perfect. True it may not be to everyone's taste, but it may be to yours. Give it a listen.\",\n \"Product: Following on from the worldwide success of his album Blue Moon, the great Ahmad Jamal and his dream team are back with Saturday Morning - another instant classic made up of the kinds of ballads to which only Jamal holds the key. Every track is a moment of grace, shining like a star in the sky of American Classical Music. The album features a wonderful Duke Ellington cover and a tribute to Horace Silver. With his light-fingered but rhythmic style, Jamal sends us into a sensuous trance and leads us to a musical climax: a sound that is 100% pure groove.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Following up on `Blue Moon' Ahmad Jamal delivers a rare diamond at age 83. Will he ever stop?\\n\\nReview: \\\"Play like Jamal\\\" Miles Davis used to instruct the keyboard players in his band, and always cited Ahmad Jamal as his great inspiration. Jamal might justify the title of \\\"greatest jazzman still alive & playing\\\" (though Wayne Shorter would also be a strong contender); ironic, as when pioneering the style for which he has become celebrated he was often dismissed by jazz critics in the 50s and 60s as \\\"a cocktail bar pianist.\\\"\\n\\nThis latest release from the 83-year jazz giant demonstrates he is still the unassailable master of his craft, and shows no signs of retiring anytime soon. `Saturday Morning: La Buissonne Studio Sessions' was recorded in La Buissonne near Avignon, France and features the same quartet as 2012's `Blue Moon' ergo Reginald Veal on bass, Herlin Riley on drums and Manolo Badrena adding additional percussive flourishes to beef out the sound. In many ways BM & SM are companion albums, very much in the same style and with the same high production values.\\n\\nThe overall groove on SM is a little more relaxed than BM (maybe due to the Provencal recording setting?) and the frenetic percussive flourishes of Badrena are less in evidence, his playing often taking a back seat. Ahmad's delightful virtuoso playing dominates the proceedings, with no sideman. There are more originals - 7 in total - than on the 2012 album, plus a few standards which receive the classic Jamal treatment of extended improvisation, always inventive, replete with good humor and occasional surprises. Production values are superb with everything sharp, clear and in perfect balance.\\n\\nJamal is on record several times over the years confessing \\\"I think about my music all the time\\\" and it shows. His playing continues to astound and is, almost unbelievably, better than ever. More energetic and at the same time more subtle, you can never predict where his improvisations will go and to what new territories you will be transported.\\n\\nTo top off a stellar and exemplary career with an all-time best album at age 83 is a trick rarely pulled off in the history of music, but Jamal seems to have done it. Way to go, Ahmad. Respect.\",\n \"Product: Moby is one of the most innovative and individual forces in electronic and popular music today. He has sold over 20 million albums, headlined Glastonbury, and is back with arguably one of the best albums of his career, Innocents. Moby chose to make this record with a stellar cast. For the first time in his career he worked with an outside producer, friend Mark Spike Stent, whose rsum includes Madonna, U2, Muse, Bjrk, and Massive Attack. The list of eminent collaborators on Innocents includes Wayne Coyne (The Flaming Lips), alt-rock legend Mark Lanegan, Cold Specks, Skylar Grey best known for co-writing and performing on Eminem and Rihanna s Love The Way You Lie; indie-folk singer Damien Jurado, and Inyang Bassey who was the vocalist on The Right Thing from Destroyed. He has named them the Innocents.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Approaching 50, Moby develops the mature groove of his past two albums & moves on\\n\\nReview: Moby's `Innocents' is in the same general groove as its immediate predecessors `Wait for Me' and `Destroyed', in that many of the numbers are stretched out, reflective, even ambient rather than party-danceable, though overall this collection is rather more upbeat. The arrangements are for the most part thoughtful & interesting if not exactly mold-breaking, and we are offered the distinctive-trademark Moby soundscape with top-class production values - for the first time not overseen by Moby himself, but here delegated to Mark Stent.\\n\\nThe vocals are the strength of this collection, featuring an impressive list of collaborators: Cold Specks aka Al Spx, Mark Lanegan, Skylar Grey, Inyang Bassey, Damien Jurado and Wayne Coyne.\\n\\nTwo of the standout tracks are the anthem-like `Almost Home' featuring Damien Jurado and the superb `The Perfect Life' with Wayne Coyne and a gospel choir, possibly the high point of this collection and destined surely to be a perennial stage-show favorite. There are no fillers, and even the instrumentals are good.\\n\\nSome no doubt will say that Moby is treading water, that he has never trumped his 1999 breakthrough `Play' and continues to offer more of the same. This is not really true: the past three albums in particular have embraced a more mature, intimate sound (this artist after all is now 48), mood-setting music which you can actually listen to rather than dance to. It's been said that Moby \\\"makes forlorn melody better than anyone\\\"; `Innocents' may turn out to be a career highlight of this interesting and original artist.\",\n \"Product: PINK FLOYD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The delicate sound of PF live onstage in 1988\\n\\nReview: This in-concert material from Pink Floyd's 1988 tour to promote A Momentary Lapse of Reason was released in November of that year, surprisingly the bands first official (non-bootleg) live-in-concert material available to fans since Ummagumma in 1969.\\n\\nThese concerts were, of course, without Roger Waters who had acrimoniously split from the band following The Final Cut and initiated legal proceedings to prevent the three remaining members using the Pink Floyd name. Having gained a royalty agreement and all rights to The Wall, Waters settled the action and went his own way.\\n\\nTDSoT is a good album, but IMO eclipsed by The Pulse released in 1995 from the Division Bell tour where the resurrected Waters-free bands mojo was working in overdrive. As you might expect, TDSoT majors on material from the new AMLoR album, with six tracks featured. The remaining material is classic Floyd: Crazy Diamond & WYWH, a storming rendition of One of these Days from Meddle, three tracks from DSotM (but not the work performed in its entirety as on The Pulse), and all three of Gilmours modest contributions to The Wall: Another Brick, Comfortably Numb and Run Like Hell.\\n\\nBTW theres a film of the concert footage which includes more songs than the CD, notably an epic version of The Great Gig in the Sky which is worth seeking out if youve never seen it.\\n\\nTo sum up: if you're a PF fan then youll probably like this album, especially if you're a fan of the later, Gilmour-led era. In a choice between TDSoT and The Pulse, my vote would go to the later album which has the edge.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: If low-brow Latino pop music is your thing, then this may be for you. Otherwise, stay well clear.\\n\\nReview: It's a pity the virtuosity and artistic brilliance which once inspired John McLaughlin and Miles Davis, and gave to the world fusion classics such as `Caravanserai', `Welcome' and `Borboletta' is now reduced to this.\\n\\n`Corazon' deploys the guest-star format adopted by so many artists in recent years (from Moby to Morcheeba to the late, great John Lee Hooker). The 12 songs each feature a different singer/guest artist: Samuel Rosa; Vincentico; Javany Xavier/Ximena Munoz; Romeo Santos; Ziggy Marley & Gloria Estefan (believe it or not, Gloria's contribution is one of the album's better moments), and others.\\n\\nNone of these songs are very memorable, let alone destined to be `classics'. The overall impression is of low-brow Latin-American pop music, punctuated with occasional moments of messy production and surprisingly harsh sound. `Oye 2014' is particularly excruciating: stick to the original `Oye Como Va', please.\\n\\nCarlos is well into middle-age with his sharp edge blunted years ago, but his guitar licks remain unmistakable: if you heard any of these songs booming out of an open car window, the ID of the guitarist would be recognisable immediately. Unfortunately without Carlos' name and `brand' attached to this collection, it would be destined for immediate bargain-bin obscurity.\\n\\nThe packaging looks like a garish advertisement for a down-market Mexican restaurant: primary colours festooned with Aztec motifs in a (what looks like hallucinogen-inspired) 1970s pop art style.\\n\\nTrying to be positive, a few of these numbers may play well in the salsa clubs and make good party music. Also on the plus side, proceeds from sales will go to the Milagro Foundation, Carlos's charity established in 1998 dedicated to the health and education of underprivileged children, so some small good may result from this depressing and unremarkable dross.\",\n \"Product: Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy (Remastered) Vinyl LP. In 1968, John Bonham, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant formed Led Zeppelin, one of the most influential, innovative and successful groups in modern music. The band has sold more than 300 million albums worldwide with a celebrated catalog including such landmark songs as \\\"Whole Lotta Love,\\\" \\\"Kashmir,\\\" \\\"Rock And Roll,\\\" \\\"When The Levee Breaks\\\" and \\\"Stairway To Heaven.\\\" The band rose from the ashes of The Yardbirds, when Page brought in Plant, Bonham and Jones to tour as The New Yardbirds. In 1969, Led Zeppelin released its self-titled debut. It marked the beginning of a 12-year reign, during which the group was widely considered to be the biggest rock band in the world. Led Zeppelin continues to be honored for its pivotal role in music history. The band was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 1995, received a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 2005, and a year later was awarded with the Polar Music Prize in Stockholm. Founding members Jones, Page and Plant - along with Jason Bonham, the son of John Bonham - took the stage at London's O2 Arena in 2007 to headline a tribute concert for Ahmet Ertegun, a dear friend and Atlantic Records' founder. The band was honored for its lifetime contribution to American culture at the Kennedy Center Honors in 2012. In January of 2014, the band won their first ever Grammy award as Celebration Day, which captured their live performance at the Ertegun tribute concert, was named Best Rock Album.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Houses of the Holy 2014 deluxe 2-CD edition\\n\\nReview: `Houses of the Holy' was released on 28th March 1973 (the same week as Pink Floyd's `Dark Side of the Moon') to a less than uncritically enthusiastic reception, the first Zeppelin album not greeted by universal acclaim.\\n\\nThe reason for this lukewarm reception was that the band refused to do `more of the same' and decided to experiment a bit with different styles, and the dyed-in-the-wool hard rockers didn't like it.\\n\\nThe result is a mixed bag, with a few really stand-out songs: `The Song Remains the Same' and `Dancing Days' are amongst Zeppelin's best rockers, and `No Quarter' is an eerie dark mood-piece in a minor key which, though rarely performed onstage, remains one of the band's most distinctive numbers. `Over the Hills & Far Away', the love song `The Rain Song' and the closer `The Ocean' are also good.\\n\\nWhere the album comes unstuck for some fans is with the musical experiments `The Crunge' and the reggae-rhythm `D'yer Mak'er' which granted, are not among Zeppelin's best output. But they at least demonstrate the band's multi-dimensional musical reach, and their refusal to be pigeon-holed.\\n\\nSome compositions laid down in the 1972 recording sessions (including the title track `Houses of the Holy') didn't make the final mix, but were re-worked and later released on the 1975 epic `Physical Graffiti' - though in the meantime were performed regularly by the band onstage.\\n\\nOverall `Houses of the Holy' is an uneven but nevertheless very good album, with some fine songs.\\n\\nSo how about the 2014 `2-CD Deluxe Edition'? Worth buying, or not?\\n\\nThe first disk contains the original album content, the improvement in sound dynamics evident here as throughout this 2014 remastering series. Crisper and cleaner than previous CD releases - none of which have been bad BTW - this mix rivals the original vinyl album for warmth and immediacy.\\n\\nThe material on the second disk is more interesting than that on the recent LZ4 release. Alternate takes of all the original album tracks except `D'yer Mak'er (`Jamaica' - get it? It's a reggae rhythm) feature. Some are `karaoke' versions with no vocals; some have extra instrumentation and overdubs, but all sound genuinely different.\\n\\nYou get the three-gatefold album cover-artwork based closely on the 1973 12\\\" original, but not quite identical: same trick as with the Deluxe release of IV, in that the original rear cover-art is replaced by a purple-psychedelic filtered image of the front. The 16-page booklet is pretty good though, with some nice colour & monochrome shots of the band.\\n\\nAll in all this is the version to buy of you want to add a hard-copy of this album to your Zeppelin collection.\",\n \"Product: CD\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Energy, power and spirit from the 4th Dimension\\n\\nReview: With the immensely talented Ranjit Barot, Etienne MBappe and Gary Husband, the guitar maestro from Doncaster remains in his 70s at the top of his game.\\n\\n4th Dimension is the ideal vehicle for McLaughlin. On Black Light the band explores latter-day jazz fusion grooves with energy and finesse which often leaves the listener breathless. The music also has light & shade: a variety of moods and tempos are seamlessly woven together with a lightness of touch which brings a joy to the heart.\\n\\nOne gripe: although Ranjit Barots energetic raga-inspired vocalisations (you cant really call it singing) give several of the pieces a distinctive Indian flavor, it might be better if in future hed stick with the drumming. These wordless chants worked with McLaughlins Indian group Shakti, but are a questionable fit with 4th Dimensions fusion-sound.\\n\\nHowever, overall Black Light is a delight; adventurous music played with virtuosity, power and spirit. Any genuine fan of jazz fusion may find this collection near-indispensable.\",\n \"Product: 1979 challenging but rewarding Jazz influenced tribute to the master Charles Mingus.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Mitchell & Mingus in his last days\\n\\nReview: Mingus was a collaborative project between Joni Mitchell and jazz composer/band leader Charles Mingus. This music represents Mingus final act of musical creativity prior to his death in January 1979 at the age of 56 (Charlie suffered in his later years from ALS, the same disease which afflicts astrophysicist Stephen Hawking). The album title was Jonis tribute to the great jazzman who died prior to the projects completion.\\n\\nMost of the music was composed by Mingus, with Mitchell responsible for two songs only and writing/singing the lyrics for the rest. Virtuoso jazzmen Wayne Shorter and Jaco Pastorius (as on Don Juans Reckless Daughter) are joined here by Herbie Hancock, no ordinary sidemen who bring their unique individual styles to the party and contribute in no small measure to the resulting soundscape. Jaco in particular is here on top form.\\n\\nThis music is among the most experimental and difficult of Jonis long career, and rewards repeat listening to get the fully immersive experience. If you already know and appreciate Don Juans Reckless Daughter and even The Hissing of Summer Lawns then you're halfway there; Mingus however takes jazz experimentation even further.\\n\\nThe album is not without Jonis trademark humour and contains some good, classically structured songs, the most memorable The Dry Cleaner from Des Moines, the excellent God Must be a Boogie Man and the spacey A Chair in the Sky.\\n\\nMingus may take more time to warm to than most of Jonis work, but the result is well worth it.\",\n \"Product: The British singer/writer made his U.S. debut with this 1974 breakthrough. One of Stewart's best-selling albums to date!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Al Stewarts career masterpiece?\\n\\nReview: Glasgow-born Al Stewart has enjoyed a long career as a professional musician/songwriter spanning many decades and is today, at the ripe old age of 71, still recording and performing. He received a lifetime achievement award at the BBC Folk Awards as recently as April 2017.\\n\\nStewarts fifth studio album Past, Present & Future recorded in 1973 was the first to receive a full-promotion release in the USA. Very unusual for the rock/folk idiom, PPF is full of songs deploying narrative stories steeped in history. The opener is a poignant number about an ageing naval admiral reminiscing on his life and career over the passage of time to a horn-dominated, syncopated rhythm, followed-up by an upbeat song about the 1920s POTUS Warren Harding. Next is an ode to the Soho district of London, and an extremely powerful song The Last Day of June 1934 about Hitler consolidating his power in the Night of the Long Knives and its subsequent effect on the world. Post WW2 Blues is a lively but short autobiographical song (I was a post-war baby in a small Scots town, I was 3 years old when we moved down south...) lamenting the fading idealism of the 1960s.\\n\\nThe latter part of the album side 2 of the original vinyl contains the two highlights, with lavish musical production woven around Stewarts capable guitar skills: Roads to Moscow about a Russian soldiers experience during and immediately following WW2, and Nostradamus themed on the renowned 16th century French-born prophet/seer whose cryptic verses have been interpreted as predicting the English Civil War, Napoleon, Hitler and numerous historic events in the 20th century. Both songs are in minor keys and have long, poetic narrative passages which illustrate Stewarts formidable writing skills.\\n\\nMusically PPF is near-faultless, a blend of styles and tempos with plenty of light and shade which together makes for a very pleasing package. Likewise, production values are excellent. If you warm to the folk-rock style, enjoy lyrical songwriting and are interested to hear something genuinely different, check it out.\\n\\nIn May 2015, Stewart performed PPF live in its entirety at The Royal Albert Hall in London with Tim Renwick, Peter White and Stuart Elliott the original musicians from 1973 in the backing band. It still sounded good.\",\n \"Product: Atlantic is one of the most revered jazz labels, and Rhino is proud to honor their 50th anniversary with a series of deluxe reissues of five historic and essential jazz albums. Each reissue contains the original record as released in state-of-the-art digital remastering from the original tapes, bonus tracks, and new liner notes in packaging that reproduces the original LP cover. The upgrade in quality with all the extras make these required listening for all serious music fans and great primers for beginners.Along with \\\"Giant Steps,\\\" \\\"My Favorite Things\\\" is Trane's most influential album, the full flowering of his mighty playing. Contains the special single mix of \\\"Favorite Things\\\"!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Indispensable Landmark of Jazz History which may become one of your favourite things\\n\\nReview: \\\"My Favorite Things\\\" is an important milestone in John Coltrane's all-too-brief but indisputably stellar career. It marks the point where, after years of playing second fiddle to Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk and others from whom he learned so much, he finally formed and led his own quartet and began to carve out that distinctive Trane sound. One of the tragedies for 20th century music is that only 7 years later, Trane died of cancer at age 40 whilst still in the full flush of his musical prime.\\n\\nThe album contains only four pieces, kicking off with the title track. If you know the cheesy but enormously successful 1965 Rogers and Hammerstein film \\\"The Sound of Music\\\" and hate it with a passion, don't be put off by the fact that Trane's young quartet lifts one of its best-known songs (in 1960 it was only a stage musical playing on Broadway) as the title-track. Richard Rodgers' original melody is the start-point: the band ups the tempo and re-works the piece with vision and creative brilliance into something extraordinary. Devoid of lyrics, Trane's sublime soprano sax substitutes for the vocal line and alternates with the superlative piano skills of McCoy Tyner to weave a driving, listener-involving improvisation on the basic melody for more than 10 minutes: the result bears little resemblance to the simplistic song from the original musical and reinforces the oft-quoted contention that in jazz, the basic source material can be almost anything and the musician interpreting and improvising on the piece is everything that matters. Listen to this a couple of times and Julie Andrews' Sister Maria will never sound the same again, I promise.\\n\\n\\\"Every Time We Say Goodbye\\\" calms down the mood with a slower tempo which allows the band to stretch out more. Trane fills this lyrical piece with long cascades of notes, stays close to the melody and at the same time introduces a new dynamic which is (don't mean this to sound pretentious, but...) almost spiritually sublime. He played sax like an expressive singer might use his voice.\\n\\n\\\"Summertime\\\" follows the style of the title track in upping the tempo of Gershwin's famous tune, infusing energy and dynamic inventiveness. The interplay between the members of the band is most evident here, as everyone joins in the party and becomes involved. Contrast what Trane's quartet does with this piece with Miles' cleaner, more relaxed take on his Gil Evans collaboration \\\"Porgy and Bess\\\".\\n\\nIn \\\"But Not for Me,\\\" again the tempo is increased and a complex tapestry of improvisation is woven towards darker and moodier territory than usually inhabited by Gershwin's original. As always the band is tight and intuitive, creating the feeling in the listener of a restless soul in self-analysis, interlocking and interplaying until the conflict is resolved.\\n\\nThis band sure could play, and they're great to listen to. Relaxing - probably not, but enjoyable and rewarding - definitely. As a counterpoint and compliment to \\\"Kind of Blue\\\" (the one jazz album everyone in the world should have in their music collection) you couldn't do better. MFT is more insistent, focussed, daring; one feels Trane often has to reel himself in from a kind of spirit-possession to bring these extraordinary and groundbreaking musical journeys to orderly conclusion.\\n\\nThere is a story that Trane once asked advice from Miles Davis about the best way to disengage from extensive improvisation on the sax and come back to the melody, how to end the \\\"soul possession\\\" of the journey and return to ground. Miles is said to have thought for a moment and then, ever the grounded, practical minimalist, famously declared: \\\"Just take the mother...... out of your mouth.\\\"\",\n \"Product: CD Comp\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Gilberto's bossa nova classic proves she's more than just that girl from Ipanema\\n\\nReview: This is a first-class compilation of Astrud Gilberto's greatest hits, kicking off with `The Girl from Ipanema' as the first of 14 mainly bossa nova numbers including `Agua de Beber', `It might as well be spring' and `Take me to Aruanda.'\\n\\nAll the pieces here are from the golden era of bossa nova in the 1960s. About half the songs are sung in Portuguese and the rest in English, with Astrud's delightful Brazilian accent and clean, tuneful, perfect-for-jazz voice. The musician line-up features Astrud's husband Joao on guitar, Stan Getz, Antonio Carlos Jobim, the great Gil Evans (who did much excellent work with Miles Davis) and Walter Wanderley.\\n\\nIt's a truly delightful album with a relaxed summer-day feel and first-class studio production values, infused with joy. It's perfect any time you need to lift your spirits, ideal as dinner party background music or to accompany you on a lazy summer afternoon.\\n\\nThese songs never age, and if you want to own just one album of the best from the golden age of bossa nova, this would be an excellent choice.\",\n \"Product: A mixture of chronological distance from the original events and the status of the band's debut album \\\"In the Court of the Crimson King\\\" as an iconic/classic studio recording, has helped to obscure the fact that the original King Crimson line-up - although it lasted slightly less than a year - earned the bulk of its contemporary standing as Britain's 'best new band' on the strength of its incendiary live performances. Epitaph (Volumes I & II) presents recordings of BBC sessions from the period immediately preceding the launch of the album and US live performances from November and December 1969. Included is a complete performance from the final run of gigs at the legendary Fillmore West in San Francisco. Pending the invention of a time machine, this album represents the next best thing - the original line-up of one of rock music's most enduring groups in session and live performance. Originally issued in 1996, Epitaph was one of the first archive live recordings issued by DGM. The album has been unavailable for the past couple of years and we are pleased to reintroduce this title to the DGM/Panegyric catalogue. 2006\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Epitaph: a piece of rock history\\n\\nReview: Apart from the classic mold-breaking debut studio-album `In the Court of the Crimson King', these recordings issued in the `Epitaph' series in the late 1990s are the only ones available of the original Fripp-Lake-McDonald-Giles line-up. Volumes 1&2 were originally sold in music shops (in 1997 virtually all music CDs were retailed through high street stores), with instructions contained in the packaging how fans might obtain volumes 3&4 by mail order.\\n\\nThe numbers are all performed live onstage in front of enthusiastic, often verging on ecstatic audiences. Bearing in mind these recordings are from late 1969 - the year of the Woodstock Festival - the sound quality is pretty good, if not up to today's digital quality.\\n\\nThe real stars of these performances are multi-instrumentalist Ian McDonald - especially when he lets rip on the tenor sax - and the soaring note-perfect singing of Greg Lake. The whole band, though, plays with an energy and power which is nothing short of astounding.\\n\\nThis is a piece of rock history. It is reputed (perhaps just a music industry legend) that Jimi Hendrix attended at least one of these concerts incognito, and said \\\"This is the greatest band in the world. I wish we could play like that\\\".\",\n \"Product: Featuring the classic King Crimson lineup of Robert Fripp, John Wetton (Asia), Bill Bruford (Yes) and David Cross, this historical concert recorded live at the Amsterdam Concertgebouw on November 15, 1973, previously only heard as part of the BBC in concert series and on a number of poor quality bootlegs. All tracks have been completely remixed form the 16-track master tapes, packaged with a 20 page booklet. Track highlights include: \\\"Easy Money, \\\" \\\"Exiles, \\\" \\\"The Night Watch, \\\" \\\"The Talking Drum\\\" and more!\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The definitive concert recording by the definitive KC line-up\\n\\nReview: This 2-CD release is of a complete live concert at Amsterdam Concertgebouw on 23rd November 1973 featuring the 1972-74 incarnation of KC: Bob Fripp, John Wetton, Bill Bruford and violinist David Cross, who together made the studio albums `Larks' Tongues in Aspic', `Starless and Bible Black' and `Red' (Cross had left the band when `Red' was released but played on many of the tracks). `The Night Watch' wasn't released until 1997, by which time the music of the 1969-76 era had acquired a whole new fan base with a younger generation who in many cases weren't born when this awesome music was being made.\\n\\nTo most fans this was the definitive line-up of KC, a core of professional excellence at the zenith of their creativity bursting with a raw energy & clarity of vision possibly unique in rock history.\\n\\nThe album is absolutely stunning. If you never saw KC live on stage (and even if you did), prepare to be amazed at the collective virtuosity, the clear dynamics in the music - it's not all loud, there's plenty of quiet, restrained and melodic sections - and the clarity of the production.\\n\\nIf you only buy one album of KC live-on-stage for your collection, then buy this. There's a 4-CD collection called `The Great Deceiver' which culls parts of various performances from the period which is pretty darned good, but `The Night Watch' being a recording of one event really is unbeatable.\\n\\nThe liner notes with the package are also excellent, with Bob Fripp writing with great intelligence and insight about the concert, the band, the period, and penning a fine critique of the music industry and the way it works. Fripp is not only smart, but a genuinely entertaining writer who communicates thoughtfully with poignancy and humour, in many ways the very antithesis of a rock star.\",\n \"Product: Digitally remastered 1998 reissue on Repertoire of theirthird album, originally released in 1970 on the Fly label &now featuring 10 bonus tracks comprised of single sides &previously unreleased tracks: 'Wild Tiger Woman', 'Omnibus','Blackberry Way', 'Something', 'Curly', 'This TimeTomorrow', 'Lightning Never Strikes Twice', 'Something'(Italian Version), 'Wild Tiger Woman Blues' and 'CurlyWhere's Your Girls'. 17 tracks total. The last three bonustracks are previously unreleased.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Looking back on Looking On\\n\\nReview: `Looking On' recorded in 1970 was Jeff Lynne's debut with The Move, persuaded to join by fellow Brummie Roy Wood following the departure of Carl Wayne and Trevor Burton. The resultant band became a talented three-piece: multi-instrumentalists Wood and Lynne, and drummer Bev Bevan.\\n\\nThe character of the music is much more 1970s-prog-rock than The Move's previous pop-oriented recordings. The 2008 re-issue is superbly remastered and expanded with 7x bonus tracks, most of them alternative takes of those on the original album.\\n\\nThe original album tracks benefit most from re-mastering the analog tapes. Long `heavy' numbers like the opener `Looking On' and closer `Feel Too Good' are juxtaposed with thumping rockers `Brontosaurus' and the rock-and-roll influenced `When Alice Comes Back to the Farm'. Jeff's `What?' and `Open Up Said the World at the Door' enrich the album and offer contrast to the heavier Roy Wood-influenced sounds.\\n\\nFollowing the indifferent `Shazam', the ELO debut set Jeff Lynne on a new direction. `Looking On' is therefore a one-off with a character all its own, never repeated but interesting for fans of 1970s rock music especially for its inventive arrangements and deployment of non-standard instrumentation (cello for example, with a classic 9-note riff deploying its own time-signature in `When Alice comes back to the Farm').\",\n \"Product: Reissue of their 4th album, first released in1970. Features the original line up of Bert Jansch, JohnRenbourn, Jacqui McShee, Danny Thompson & Terry Cox perform-ing a fantastic 19 minute version of 'Jack Orion' & 4 othertracks: 'A Maid That's Deep In Love\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice work from the magic five - again\\n\\nReview: Not as commercially successful as its predecessor `Basket of Light', Pentangle's 1970 `Cruel Sister' album is nevertheless one of this unique band's greatest achievements containing some fine music. The album was produced by folk-recording specialist Bill Leader, and all five songs have their origins in traditional folk ballads.\\n\\nAs with earlier recordings, the band interprets these classic folk songs from the British Isles in their special `jazz-folk' idiom. There's more use of electric instrumentation this time around, with sparse and tasteful use of electric guitar from John Renbourn adding to the haunting melodies. The performances are truly sublime, with `Franklin's Tale' (also traditionally known as `Lady Franklin's Lament' telling the tale of Sir John Franklin's ill-fated attempt to force the NW Passage between Canada and the Arctic) particularly haunting - the only number, interestingly, with John Renbourn taking the lead vocal and getting everything just right, including some lovely restrained electric guitar work.\\n\\nJacqui McShee's voice continues to soothe and delight in equal measure, her singing the perfect complement to the virtuoso musicianship of the other band members though particularly outstanding when she sings unaccompanied on `When I was in My Prime'. The ambitious 18.38 arrangement of `Jack Orion' which took up the whole of the second side of the original vinyl album is a bit much for some, but does reward repeated listening.\\n\\nThough often compared to other `trad music' Brit bands of the period like Fairport Convention and Steeleye Span, Pentangle are more difficult to categorise. Their jazz-underpinnings, use of odd time-signatures, or mellow and beautifully crafted sound, don't fit easily into the mould of what is usually regarded as `folk music' so if you don't really like folk music but like good quality ambient jazz then believe it, you might well like this. They were a `musicians' band' and a true original; give them a listen.\",\n \"Product: The Kinks - Ultimate Collection\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Collected Kinks from the classic period\\n\\nReview: This 74-minute CD from Castle Communications is the complete collection of songs by Ray Davis' band originally recorded on the Pye label. Most of the originals were released as singles through the 1960s and early 1970s and have become the stuff of legend in popular culture.\\n\\nThe 25 songs are:\\n\\n1. You really got me\\n\\n2. All day and all of the night\\n\\n3. Tired of waiting for you\\n\\n4. Everybody's going to be happy\\n\\n5. Set me free\\n\\n6. See my friends\\n\\n7. Till the end of the day\\n\\n8. Dedicated follower of fashion\\n\\n9. Sunny afternoon\\n\\n10. Dead end street\\n\\n11. Waterloo Sunset\\n\\n12. Autumn Almanac\\n\\n13. Wonder Boys\\n\\n14. Days\\n\\n15. Plastic man\\n\\n16. Victoria\\n\\n17. Lola\\n\\n18. Apeman\\n\\n19. David Watts\\n\\n20. Where have all the good times gone\\n\\n21. Well respected man\\n\\n22. I'm not like everybody else\\n\\n23. End of the season\\n\\n24. Death of a clown\\n\\n25. Suzannah's still alive\\n\\nThe collection excludes only the work recorded with Arista in the 1980s, and is offered at a bargain basement price.\",\n \"Product: Single-layer pressing. Only playable on dedicated SACD players. Sony.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Friday Night in San Francisco: SACD superb in every way\\n\\nReview: This recording is a live-on-stage performance from 1981 of three virtuoso guitarists playing as a trio: Al DiMeola, John McLaughlin and Paco de Lucia, letting rip with some astonishing (mainly Spanish-style) guitar music. The skill of these musicians is technically astounding, but don't be deterred: this music has warmth, humor and soul.\\n\\nThe music is purely guitar-instrumental - no vocals, no other instrumentation - and full of spontaneous improvisations, so usually classified as `jazz.' However there are strong classical and flamenco elements. The interplay between the three musicians and between the musicians and the audience (who obviously loved every minute of it and make their appreciation very audible) is highly intuitive, warm and friendly; the atmosphere of the event is very special.\\n\\nThe quality of the SACD is fabulous: rich, clear and perfectly balanced, easily justifying the extra cost. Not all SACD releases of live-on-stage performances are this good, but here you really do notice the difference: unconditionally recommended.\",\n \"Product: This CD/VD package includes B sides from Moby's album 18, along with a bonus DVD which was originally designed to be released on its own. The DVD features a live concert, music videos and close to 2 hours of additional music.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: 18 `B' sides + DVD: an outstanding package\\n\\nReview: The title of Moby's `18' simply expressed the number of tracks included on the mainstream-release CD; at the time Mr. Hall stated that he could have easily chosen other tracks from contemporary recording sessions instead of these 18.\\n\\nThis offering contains a CD with 13 tracks not on the `A' release, plus a DVD packed with outtakes, bonus songs and a stunning live-on-stage performance filmed at The 2003 Glastonbury Festival.\\n\\nIn contrast to the markedly more ambient `Play B-Sides', these from the `18' project are generally similar in tone and tempo to the `A' sides and in a few cases different/earlier versions of the same songs.\\n\\nThe DVD is the star of the show with several hours of video montage, outtakes, the stage performance from Glastonbury and 12x different club `megamixes' (i.e. different club versions) of the original numbers. It's an outstanding package at a great price from one of Moby's most productive and successful periods.\",\n \"Product: Their first three albums, the records that (along with their Woodstock appearance) made them superstars! Includes Santana, Abraxas and Santana III , featuring the songs Evil Ways; Soul Sacrifice; Oye Como Va; Black Magic Woman/Gypsy Queen; Everybody's Everything , and more.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: From the `Woodstock' era, Santana's first three releases offered at a bargain price\\n\\nReview: With this great offer you get Santana's mould-breaking first three albums exactly as you might buy them separately, packaged in rigid plastic `jewel cases' with their original artwork, in an outer red cardboard slip-case.\\n\\nThe three albums are as follows:\\n\\n* The debut `Santana' with its lion-face image\\n\\n* `Abraxas'\\n\\n* The `Third Album' (also known as `cosmic man with outstretched arm')\\n\\nThese three albums are the 1998 re-masters with extra material as bonus tracks - well worth having, as all the extras are good.\\n\\nThis was the `Woodstock-era' band between 1968-71 with Gregg Rolie on keyboards doing most of the lead vocals, David Brown on bass and Mike Carabello on extra percussion to fill out the band's distinctive, rhythmically complex sound - all of whom departed just before or after the recording sessions for `Caravanserai' in 1972.\\n\\nIf you don't have any of Santana's first three albums - still considered by many to be their best work - this is a great way to acquire them. Even if you have pre-1998 CDs or the original vinyl, then consider buying this set just to get the excellent 1998 re-masters with the bonus tracks at a bargain price.\",\n \"Product: Formed in the mid-'70s by art school friends David Byrne, Chris Franz, Tina Weymouth and ex-Modern Lover Jerry Harrison, Talking Heads transcended their humble roots in NYC's CBGB-centric punk scene to emerge as one of the most artistically adventurous and influential bands ever. Their visionary, polyrhthmic sound fused rock, funk and punk with world beats, avant-garde minimalism, pure pop genius and more. Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2002, the band's masterpieces are celebrated in Rhino's deluxe DualDisc upgrade of their catalog, continuing now with their final four albums together. Naked includes the bonus track 'Sax and Violins'. 2006.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Farewell from The Heads\\n\\nReview: This is Talking Heads final album, the swan song of this highly innovative and mould-breaking band from the 1980s.\\n\\nThe music is an unorthodox blend of styles spiced with David Byrnes lyrical quirkiness, best expressed in the number Nothing but Flowers where in some post-apocalyptic future the singer laments the passing of the machine age and the air pollution of the past; now its nothing but flowers and feels dull by comparison. Totally Nude in contrast professes naturist sentiments and has a South Sea Islands flavour.\\n\\nMusically TH were here at the top of their game and although not every song works brilliantly, the result is never less than interesting with multiple themes weaving clever patterns often over Latin base rhythms.\\n\\nNaked however doesnt feel like an album of distinctive character and concept; rather a catch-all of leftover songs, of bits and pieces. Whilst not THs greatest moment, the result is more than just OK and way better than most music churned out during this era. It was, in retrospect, a fine exit for this band after its time in the sun.\",\n \"Product: Al's second album was dubbed Folk Album of the Year by Melody Maker in 1969, and featured Richard Thompson, Ashley Hutchings and other Fairport Convention members under aliases! Bonus tracks include 'Jackdaw', from the fan-club-only disc It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time; the unreleased 'She Follows Her Own Rules', from recordings with Peter White, and the unreleased demo 'Fantasy'.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Al chronicles life in 1969\\n\\nReview: Al Stewarts second studio album from 1969 reveals more confident song-writing flair than his debut. In addition to Als capable guitar skills, the first-class backing band comprises most of the contemporary 1969 line-up of Fairport Convention (some listed on the album sleeve under pseudonyms) and Led Zeppelins Jimmy Page performing a star-turn on the long title-track, notoriously the first popular/folk song to contain the f word expletive as part of the lyrical narrative.\\n\\nStewart is at his best when taking a quirky sideways look at life especially his own and combining entertaining poetic lyrical passages with first-class melodies and arrangements. The album opens with 'In Brooklyn' with the line 'Oh, I came from Pittsburgh to study astrology she said as she stepped on my instep, I could show you New York with a walk between Fourth Street and Nine hows that for a pick-up line!\\n\\nOther star tracks are Old Compton Street Blues, the poignant Ballad of Mary Foster (almost Leonard-Cohen-esque in tone) and the upbeat, jaunty You should have listened to Al full of witty, intelligent wordplay which always raises a smile.\\n\\nYou can buy LC on the original vinyl (if you can find a good copy), as a stand-alone CD released in 2007 with bonus tracks, or as one third of the compilation To Whom It May Concern. If you're an amazon Prime member, you can stream it for free.\",\n \"Product: The 1973/74 touring line-up of King Crimson has a well-deserved reputation as one of the most dynamic, powerful, exciting live rock bands of that or any other era. THE GREAT DECEIVER, originally issued in 1992 as a 4 CD collection of some of those concerts, has earned a fine reputation as a definitive chronicle of the band in performance. Accompanied by a booklet containing contemporary road diaries, the box provided an illuminating & demystifying record of an era of touring normally mythologized only in it's excesses. Now reissued as two specially priced 2 CD sets with new artwork, containing all the original diaries & notes from the original editions.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The seminal 1970s KC line-up live onstage...and the price is a steal\\n\\nReview: This 2-CD release is the first half of a 4-disk boxed set originally released in 1992 with a price ticket so high as to be prohibitively expensive for many fans. Now, in this new split-down-the-middle format, it's a steal.\\n\\n`The Great Deceiver' features highlights from a series of live performances by the best-ever incarnation of the KC project, the Fripp-Bruford-Wetton-Cross era in the 1970s. The material is mainly from LTiA with a couple of early-era KC numbers (`Schizoid Man' & `Cat Food') and a few improvisational jams given typically Fripp-like titles like `A journey to the Centre of the Cosmos' and `Sharks' Lungs in Lemsip' thrown in for good measure. Each of the four disks in the GD1 package has its own title, these first two being `Things are not as they seem' and `Sleight of hand'.\\n\\nEvery incarnation of KC has been great live-on-stage, and here the virtuosity of these fine musicians playing off each other in extended improvisations shines in a way not evident on the tightly edited studio recordings. The band stretches out under full power with great dynamics, superb sound mix and fine production.\\n\\nFor my money the best available `official' recording of the 1970s band onstage is `The Night Watch', a single complete live concert at Amsterdam Concertgebouw on 23rd November 1973 with every minute a gem and no padding. TGD nevertheless runs it a close second by cherry-picking performances from Providence Rhode Island, Glasgow UK, Penn State, Pittsburgh, Toronto & Zurich in 1973-74.\\n\\nFor the KC devotee: indispensable. For the less dyed-in-the-wool fan who wants the seminal recording of the 1970s band, `The Night Watch' would be my recommendation.\",\n \"Product: Guitarist's dream album with AMAZING performances from 3 legends incl AL DIMEOLA & PACO DELUCIA (PACO DE LUCIA)\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Passionate, graceful - and fingers on the fretboard going up in flames\\n\\nReview: The big appeal of this 1983 studio release from McLaughlin, Di Meola and De Lucia lies in the delightful compositional arrangements, the faultless execution of playing and seeming telepathic interplay between these three great guitarists.\\n\\nThe music is all acoustic/Spanish guitar, a 100% instrumental meld of classical, jazz and flamenco styles. Most listeners will be wowed initially by the superlative fretboard fingering, the phenomenal technical mastery of the instruments. But listen again, and the soul of the music shines through: there's light and shade, passion and grace in equal measure, complex subtle textures woven through the mind & heart to set the pulse a-racing.\\n\\nThis music is absolutely superb, among the best guitar music you'll ever hear, if not THE best. Check out also this trio's live-on-stage performance on `Friday Night in San Francisco' where showmanship, humor and improvisational flair are on display to complement the technical excellence and compositional brilliance here.\",\n \"Product: Japanese 2 x Blu-Spec CD pressing of this classic album. The Blue Spec format takes Blu-ray disc technology to create CD's which are compatible with normal CD players but provides ultra high quality sound. Sony. 2009.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: `Agharta' Sony remaster: Miles in Osaka as you never heard him before\\n\\nReview: In case you don't know already, Miles two concerts at The Festival Hall in Osaka on 1st February 1975 were released respectively as Agharta (the afternoon performance) and Pangea (the evening performance). All the recording was done by Sony and subsequently produced by Teo Macero.\\n\\nOn this Japanese tour the line-up included two electric guitarists Pete Cosey and Reggie Lucas; percussionist James Mtume Heath; young bass player Michael Henderson (who Miles had stolen from Stevie Wonder's backing band); Sonny Fortune on sax & flute, and drummer Al Foster.\\n\\nAgharta is the culmination of Miles electronic period. Here he struggled to incorporate all his experience and knowledge of European and African music into an incredibly intense funk-grounded jazz-rock groove. He had spent the past years listening intently to Jimi Hendrix, James Brown and Sly Stone, and here the foundation of the underlying sound is a loud n dirty variant of 1970s funk. But at the same time its so much more: Miles, Cosey and Fortune in particular are musicians of the highest calibre and trade frenzied, masterful solos often through wah-pedals over the searing, relentless funk groove laid down by the rhythm section. As ever, Miles is the careful and disciplined master of ceremonies/conductor, but you don't necessarily get this on first listening where Agharta can sound to the unsophisticated ear like an unstructured mess. Miles instruction to the listener on the original sleeve notes was to play the music very loud, and its true that when this instruction is followed and you become immersed in the sound, you get the music on a much higher and more intense level and it all starts to make sense.\\n\\nDont even consider buying anything except the exemplary Japanese remaster: its miles better than the dull and unremarkable release from Columbia. Every instrument in the mix is clear and vital, and the murkiness of the Columbia release is replaced by an energizing vitality of sound; in fact, the kind of sound quality normally found on a studio recording.\\n\\nFollowing this tour of Japan Miles retired from public life for five years, to recover from some debilitating illnesses (recurrent pneumonia and a persistently dislocated hip among them).\\n\\nMost Davis fans don't rate his 1980s output as highly. Though prolific and always interesting, music from his last period somehow never recaptured the epic scale and vitality of 1975: Agharta and Pangea showcase Miles at the peak of his mould-breaking brilliance.\",\n \"Product: Jazz Red Hot & Cool/Newport 1958/Jazz Goes To Junior College-\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Dave Brubeck: take three, including Take Five\\n\\nReview: This AVID Jazz collection is a great way to acquire a significant body of Dave Brubeck's work at very low cost. The package consists of:\\n\\n1. Time Out\\n\\n2. Jazz Impressions of Eurasia\\n\\n3. Dave Brubeck at Storyville: 1954\\n\\nplus the shorter 'Jazz Impressions Of The U.S.A' as a bonus.\\n\\nSaid to be `re-mastered' from the original analogue tapes, the result (to my ears at least) is fine sound with good tone and clarity, though bear in mind the recordings were made some 50 years ago onto analogue tapes so no matter how much `re-mastering' is done, only so much is possible.\\n\\nSome of Brubeck's best-known pieces are offered here including the number for which he is best known, `Take Five'. If you're acquiring an interest in jazz but don't have any of Brubeck's work then this package is a good place to start. On value alone, it can surely be unconditionally recommended.\",\n \"Product: 2010 Japanese pressing reissue of 2009 remaster. Warner.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The 2009 Isao Kikuchi digital re-master of `Yessongs': finally the definitive version to treasure\\n\\nReview: Yes' classic live-in-concert performances from the `Fragile' and `Close to the Edge' tours was originally released as a 3-vinyl LP set in May 1973, complete with fold-out cover sleeve like an enormous work of origami showcasing the distinctive artwork of Roger Dean.\\n\\nBy universal agreement this is the best on-stage material from the best period of one of the best bands ever to grace the rock scene, bursting with youthful energy and virtuoso performances as they deliver their most inventive and outstanding songs (for a detailed appraisal of the material in this collection, there are many excellent song-by-song reviews published on amazon and other websites).\\n\\nThe 1973 vinyl release had pretty good, but far from perfect sound. The audio quality of subsequent CD releases were justifiably criticized for being `muddy', `thin' and of generally uninspiring quality, and even the Rhino so-called `re-master' was not much better.\\n\\nThe 2009 Japanese re-master of `Yessongs' by producer/engineer Isao Kikuchi finally does justice to this astounding music by offering a dynamic and beautiful sound mix of outstanding clarity, which really brings the music alive. If you're a fan of Yes' music from their great 1970s era - whether an original fan from that time, or a new younger convert - then this is the one to buy; it really makes a huge difference.\\n\\nThe only downside is the very high price of this release, when compared to the previous inferior offerings. But believe it: the extra outlay is worth it.\",\n \"Product: 2CD set. Unreleased broadcast recorded 10 days before the Agharta and Pangaea concerts, incl different material\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Miles Live in Tokyo in 1975: Agharta/Pangea part 3\\n\\nReview: This is not to be confused with the Miles in Tokyo recording from the second great quintets tour of Japan in 1964. The music on this dual CD was recorded on 22 January 1975 at Shinjuku Kohseinenkin Hall in Tokyo, 10 days before the Agharta/Pangaea concerts in Osaka on 1st February. The Tokyo performance was originally recorded as an FM radio broadcast to be aired only in Japan, and includes different material to the Osaka concerts.\\n\\nThe band has the same line-up as Agharta/Pangea: Miles; two electric guitarists, Pete Cosey and Reggie Lucas; percussionist James Mtume Heath; young bass player Michael Henderson (who Miles stole from Stevie Wonders backing band!); Sonny Fortune on sax & flute, and drummer Al Foster.\\n\\nIf you like Agharta/Pangea, you're going to like this: the band is in the same raunchy jazz/funk groove. Much of the performance is dominated by high-energy interplay between Cosey and Lucas, and Miles contributions to the sound are often played through a wah-wah pedal. Throughout Miles electric-fusion period 1969-75 no two performances were the same but each had structure, guided by Miles as band director as the music unfolds. As on Agharta/Pangea its obvious that this band knows its business, but no-one knew in advance when the changes would happen or where the music would go.\\n\\nIn a 2015 essay on Miles fusion/funk period, Angus Batey writes that the listener can best appreciate this music if s/he has the ability to grasp the plan and understand the context for, and the nature of, these still shockingly futuristic and unequalled soundsMiles and his 1975 band fusing jazz, rock and funk into a seamless, satisfying and richly rewarding whole.\\n\\nIf you don't know the Agharta/Pangea concerts but you do know A Tribute to Jack Johnson and especially Dark Magus, you're in essentially the same territory here. This is the raunchiest and funkiest territory in the vast continent of Miles Davis unequalled musical legacy. Its regrettable that no-one is taking risks in exploring unknown musical landscapes like this in the 21st century.\",\n \"Product: Toward the end of his long career, Miles Davis paid his only visit down under, performing gigs in Adelaide, Sydney, and Melbourne. This superb set at the Melbourne Concert Hall on May 2, 1988, was broadcast on ABC-FM on his final night in Australia, and finds the great man focusing on his more recent material, as well as the immortal In A Silent Way. He also tackles tracks by Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper, backed by one of his very best bands. The complete broadcast is presented here in digitally remastered sound together with background notes and images.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: (Almost) The Last Word from Miles Down Under\\n\\nReview: This excellent recording is of the final concert on Miles brief Australian tour (his only visit Down Under in his long illustrious career) in April 1988. The gig was originally broadcast live on the Australian radio station ABC FM.\\n\\nThe band:\\n\\n Miles, credited here as playing keyboards as well as trumpet\\n\\n Kenny Garrett as sideman on sax & flute\\n\\n Joe Foley McCreary on guitar\\n\\n Robert Irving III and Adam Holzman on keyboards\\n\\n Benny Rietveld on bass\\n\\n Ricky Wellman on drums\\n\\n Marilyn Mazur on percussion\\n\\nIts quite a long gig spread over two CDs, unedited and including a brief commentary from the radio presenter and from Miles himself later in the set. The material is an eclectic mix from the Warner Bros years but also includes some of In A Silent Way and a few of the ballads Miles often played onstage during this period, like Human Nature and Time After Time.\\n\\nThe sound quality of this 28-year old recording is outstanding, richly textured and fresh with all the instruments in perfect balance. Many fans are lukewarm about Miles Warner Bros material during his final years, but this set is a cut above most of it in finesse, the band is tight and sounds to be enjoying itself to the full.\\n\\nThe 2-CD package comes in a conventional (and rather old-fashioned?) perspex jewel case with an 8-page insert containing a thoughtful and perceptive contemporary article on Miles reproduced from The Sydney Morning Herald.\\n\\nVerdict? Just short of the very best of Miles music (which for me is the epoch book-ended by BB & Agharta/Pangea), but very good nevertheless. Those who find Miles later music from his post-BB fusion period a challenge may discover this fine recording from Melbourne to be a more accessible port of entry.\",\n \"Product: Tired of battling deer, cats, raccoons, squirrels and rabbits? Stop animals from invading gardens and ponds with ScareCrow Motion-Activated Animal Deterrent. Guaranteed effective from day one, this smart ScareCrow uses a startling, yet harmless, blast of water to keep deer and other destructive animals at bay. Plus, the custom motion sensor lens increases detection range for smaller animals, like cats and raccoons. The original motion-activated deterrent protects day and night, all season long.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The solution to unwanted garden-foulers: expensive, but it works\\n\\nReview: This device is very good and works as advertised. In just a couple of days we noticed it successfully deterred the neighbourhood cats from using our garden as a toilet: one soaking and they stopped coming round. Just work out the best location site, make sure the sprinkler arc is wide enough, connect it to the water supply and presto! Result.\\n\\nA few cautions:\\n\\n* The components are none too robust and the sprinkler in particular has cheap, weak springs and cheap, nasty and brittle plastic parts. It looks like an assembled unit Contech buy in complete from another manufacturer, as you can buy identical stand-alone sprinkler units from your local garden centre\\n\\n* Take care when assembling and setting up, and follow the instructions so you don't break it\\n\\n* Make sure the battery is regularly checked because once it runs down, the motion sensor stops working and so won't trigger the sprinkler; in my experience it lasts several weeks though it might be less if it's activated a lot\\n\\n* It won't work in freezing temperatures, as the water in the hose will freeze and might even crack the sprinkler unit - though the motion sensor does work well at night so your garden gets 24-hour cover when the weather is warm\\n\\n* It's a bit pricey for what it is but hey, it works so the outlay is worth it\\n\\nOther than that, it's great. You might not even need it for long, as the cats will soon be deterred from even approaching the area. I can't report how it performs with racoons, squirrels or dogs, as we don't have problems with those critters, but it should work the same.\",\n \"Product: Milliput is the 2 part, easy-to-use epoxy putty that molds like clay and cures to the hardness of porcelain. Use for scratch building, sculpting, repairing, gap filling, pattern making and customizing. Ideal for military miniatures, ship model parts, dolls, dollhouse accessories, plastic models and thousands of other items. Roll it as thin as 1/64 inch for making super detailed scale parts . Can be sawn, drilled, filed, sanded and painted when cured. Smooth with a wet finger and cleans up with water before it cures. Fully cured in 5 hours without heat or sooner with a hair dryer. The choice of master model makers throughout the world. Yellow-grey, standard grain, 4 oz.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Versatile and essential for DIY\\n\\nReview: Milliput is a hard-setting adhesive putty delivered as two separate substances which you mix together by kneading the combined materials between your fingers until they become a uniform colour. The two materials are separated by a polythene sleeve and will not activate without contact with each other.\\n\\nFrom the time the material is mixed, you have about 15 minutes when its easily workable before it starts to set hard. You use it to fill gaps and as an adhesive, and remove any residue with a damp cloth before it starts to set. It sets hard in three hours and may then be sanded smooth. The paste sticks effectively to almost anything including metals and plastics, is waterproof and very durable.\\n\\nMilliput is inexpensive and available in different grades identified by the different packaging colours. Its versatile and easy to work with: an indispensable household DIY item.\",\n \"Product: Designed to improve the flow and delay the drying of paint on the needle while airbrushing. It is recommended to ad 1-2 drops of Flow Improver to 10 drops of paint in the cup of the airbrush. 60ml plastic squeeze bottle.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Truly great product innovation\\n\\nReview: If you spray acrylics through an airbrush with a needle smaller than 0.25, this Vallejo flow improver is literally the best thing ever and virtually guarantees the airbrush will never block (enamels generally behave better in an airbrush and rarely block; the blocked airbrush problem occurs primarily with acrylics).\\n\\nYou should use approx. 4 parts paint to one part flow improver, and the result is amazing. Ideally you should squirt the flow improver into the airbrush first, prior to adding the paint. I generally use a Harder & Steenbeck Evolution and the performance transformation is spectacular.\\n\\nThe Vallejo bottle is fitted with a small nozzle which enables you to apply the flow improver a drop at a time, or else squirt in a larger amount if your airbrush has a larger reservoir and you're preparing to spray a big surface area.\\n\\nYou might think this is the same as Vallejos airbrush paint thinner, but its not: its a different product specifically formulated to encourage the airbrush to flow better in use.\\n\\nThe only gripe (a small one) is that the product is quite expensive for a modest 200ml bottle. But its worth it!\",\n \"Product: At least 5000 years old, the \\\"I Ching\\\" is a book of oracles containing the whole of human experience. Used for divination, it is a method of exploring the unconscious; through the symbolism of its hexagrams we are guided towards the solution of difficult problems and life situations. It can also be read as a book of wisdom revealing the laws of life to which we must all attune ourselves if we are to live in peace and harmony.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The original Wilhelm-Baynes translation remains an indispensable classic, never equalled and in a class of its own\\n\\nReview: The Wilhelm-Baynes translation of the I-Ching was first published in English in 1951 and has never been out of print. Despite the appearance over the years of numerous other interpretations of this peerless Chinese classic (many based on Wilhelm's work), the poetic beauty and quintessentially Chinese character captured by Wilhelm's translation endures like no other. Most serious students who have a long-term relationship with the oracle - for that's what it can become; an intense, intimate relationship - return eventually to the fine if somewhat formal philosophical observations of the Wilhelm-Baynes work and resonate with its essentially Chinese quirkiness. The foreword to this greatest-ever translation of the I-Ching is written by C. G. Jung.\\n\\nThe 64 hexagrams each have a dynamic structure which moves upwards from the bottom (the first line) and naturally divides into two trigrams: the upper and lower. Each of the six lines of each hexagram have the value of either 7 = a Yang (unbroken, strong) or 8 = a Yin (broken, yielding) line, and their complex interrelationship gives the unique nature and meaning to each hexagram. The hexagrams each have both a number and a name: for example 4 is Meng, \\\"Youthful Folly\\\"; 16 is Yu, \\\"Enthusiasm\\\"; 21 is Shih Ho, \\\"Biting Through\\\"; whilst 34 is Ta Chuang, \\\"The Power of the Great\\\" (another hexagram is named \\\"The Taming Power of the Great\\\" which has a completely different meaning).\\n\\nTo further complicate matters, each line may be in the process of changing into its opposite - a \\\"changing line\\\" - indicated by a 6 (broken Yin line in the process of changing to Yang) or a 9 (unbroken Yang line changing to a Yin). The dynamic interplay of all these possibilities allows the oracle to offer a nuanced, poignant and occasionally humorous perspective to the enquirer on any issue as his/her situation changes.\\n\\nThe Wilhelm-Baynes edition has three major sections:\\n\\n1. The Text: the 64 hexagrams and their changing lines explained, in order (248 pages) - in other words, the original classical text\\n\\n2. The Material: discussions of the trigrams, and the highly regarded \\\"Ta Chuan\\\" or \\\"Great Treatise\\\" on the I-Ching which takes up 75 pages\\n\\n3. The Commentaries: a re-run of section one, but with more detail and commentaries from different Chinese scholars and sages over the years added in (340 pages) - sometimes the meaning ascribed can be quite different to that of the classical text, and the alternative can be useful\\n\\nThe I-Ching has nothing to do with \\\"fortune telling.\\\" It is concerned with human development and self-knowledge, with understanding first of all the dynamics in any situation and then what consequent actions might be appropriate, even when the action advised is most difficult or may go against the wishes or hopes of the enquirer. Sometimes the answer the oracle offers is not what you want to hear, but over time, you realize it is ALWAYS right. Often the changing lines lay out the consequences of different types of action possible in any situation. The I-Ching is, unquestionably, one of the greatest works of philosophy in the history of the human race, a unique representation of how the great forces of the cosmos interrelate with a human life as we encounter continuous change. It's timeless, and regardless of how human society seems to progress and change on the outside, the oracle remains relevant and of inestimable value to what goes on within us.\\n\\nIf you become captivated by the wisdom and depth of the I-Ching and begin to study it, sooner or later you're going to discover this greatest-of-all translations. My personal copy is a battered and much-read 1975 printing, a welcome gift in those far off days, and remains one of my two or three most valued possessions. Despite the spine being broken and the rear board accidentally singed by a candle flame some 20 years ago it would, with no possible rival, be my one indispensable desert island book.\",\n \"Product: At least 5000 years old, the \\\"I Ching\\\" is a book of oracles containing the whole of human experience. Used for divination, it is a method of exploring the unconscious; through the symbolism of its hexagrams we are guided towards the solution of difficult problems and life situations. It can also be read as a book of wisdom revealing the laws of life to which we must all attune ourselves if we are to live in peace and harmony.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The original Wilhelm-Baynes translation remains an indispensable classic, never equalled and in a class of its own\\n\\nReview: The Wilhelm-Baynes translation of the I-Ching was first published in English in 1951 and has never been out of print. Despite the appearance over the years of numerous other interpretations of this peerless Chinese classic (many based on Wilhelm's work), the poetic beauty and quintessentially Chinese character captured by Wilhelm's translation endures like no other. Most serious students who have a long-term relationship with the oracle - for that's what it can become; an intense, intimate relationship - return eventually to the fine if somewhat formal philosophical observations of the Wilhelm-Baynes work and resonate with its essentially Chinese quirkiness. The foreword to this greatest-ever translation of the I-Ching is written by C. G. Jung.\\n\\nThe 64 hexagrams each have a dynamic structure which moves upwards from the bottom (the first line) and naturally divides into two trigrams: the upper and lower. Each of the six lines of each hexagram have the value of either 7 = a Yang (unbroken, strong) or 8 = a Yin (broken, yielding) line, and their complex interrelationship gives the unique nature and meaning to each hexagram. The hexagrams each have both a number and a name: for example 4 is Meng, \\\"Youthful Folly\\\"; 16 is Yu, \\\"Enthusiasm\\\"; 21 is Shih Ho, \\\"Biting Through\\\"; whilst 34 is Ta Chuang, \\\"The Power of the Great\\\" (another hexagram is named \\\"The Taming Power of the Great\\\" which has a completely different meaning).\\n\\nTo further complicate matters, each line may be in the process of changing into its opposite - a \\\"changing line\\\" - indicated by a 6 (broken Yin line in the process of changing to Yang) or a 9 (unbroken Yang line changing to a Yin). The dynamic interplay of all these possibilities allows the oracle to offer a nuanced, poignant and occasionally humorous perspective to the enquirer on any issue as his/her situation changes.\\n\\nThe Wilhelm-Baynes edition has three major sections:\\n\\n1. The Text: the 64 hexagrams and their changing lines explained, in order (248 pages) - in other words, the original classical text\\n\\n2. The Material: discussions of the trigrams, and the highly regarded \\\"Ta Chuan\\\" or \\\"Great Treatise\\\" on the I-Ching which takes up 75 pages\\n\\n3. The Commentaries: a re-run of section one, but with more detail and commentaries from different Chinese scholars and sages over the years added in (340 pages) - sometimes the meaning ascribed can be quite different to that of the classical text, and the alternative can be useful\\n\\nThe I-Ching has nothing to do with \\\"fortune telling.\\\" It is concerned with human development and self-knowledge, with understanding first of all the dynamics in any situation and then what consequent actions might be appropriate, even when the action advised is most difficult or may go against the wishes or hopes of the enquirer. Sometimes the answer the oracle offers is not what you want to hear, but over time, you realize it is ALWAYS right. Often the changing lines lay out the consequences of different types of action possible in any situation. The I-Ching is, unquestionably, one of the greatest works of philosophy in the history of the human race, a unique representation of how the great forces of the cosmos interrelate with a human life as we encounter continuous change. It's timeless, and regardless of how human society seems to progress and change on the outside, the oracle remains relevant and of inestimable value to what goes on within us.\\n\\nIf you become captivated by the wisdom and depth of the I-Ching and begin to study it, sooner or later you're going to discover this greatest-of-all translations. My personal copy is a battered and much-read 1975 printing, a welcome gift in those far off days, and remains one of my two or three most valued possessions. Despite the spine being broken and the rear board accidentally singed by a candle flame some 20 years ago it would, with no possible rival, be my one indispensable desert island book.\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Wherever you are death will find you, even in the looming tower quote from the Quran\\n\\nReview: Before reading Lawrence Wrights excellent The Looming Tower I held the mistaken idea that its primary focus might be the 19 hijackers in the September 2001 planes operation. But the book is not about that; it has a more ambitious reach with a narrative deeper, broader and more enlightening.\\n\\nAt the heart of the book is the story of Islamist-jihadism since the 1940s: the revolutionary Moslem Brotherhood whose primary goal was the violent overthrow of Arab secular-nationalist governments starting with Egypt; the 18th-century Wahhabi tradition predominant in Saudi Arabia, and the Taliban movement jointly financed and supported by the Pakistani ISI & Saudi Intelligence. These detailed stories replete with revealing personal testimony (the author interviewed more than 1,000 people all over the Middle East & Af-Pak region whilst researching his material) are progressively interwoven with those of the key players in the US Government, in particular the clever but mildly eccentric Richard Clarke; the CIA and the FBIs John ONeill, a larger-than-life cigar-smoking polygamist highly respected and popular with his staff who prophetically foresaw the Salafi-Islamist attack on the USA in 2001 and worked tirelessly to forestall it before tragically meeting his death in the World Trade Centre on 11th September.\\n\\nThe book starts with a chapter devoted to the austere Egyptian anti-Semitic academic Sayyid Qutb, the pious and sexually-repressed father of modern theocratic Islamism whose time spent in the USA in the late 1940s convinced him the West was irredeemably decadent and deserved to be destroyed. Qutb eventually welcomed execution by the Egyptian government in 1966 as a martyr for Allah. The personal stories of al Zawahiri and the bin Laden family are brought to life with a level of detail Ive never read before: Osama was the only son of Mohammed bin Ladens fourth wife and something of an odd-ball; MbL built his huge construction empire in Saudi Arabia whilst illiterate but could remember dozens of engineering measurements/calculations in his head; Osama had a lifelong love of horses, and one of his wives left him to return to her family in Syria with her daughters because she could no longer endure the privations imposed by their fugitive life in Afghanistan.\\n\\nWith coherent interlocking narratives, Wright brings these characters to life as real 3-dimensional people and shows exactly how the obsessively theocratic-reactionary strain of Islam became so dangerous. Emboldened in the war against the Red Army in Afghanistan in the 1980s (though of negligible military value compared to the native Afghan mujahideen), its ranks filled with now-underemployed angry young radicals whose birth-countries didn't want them back yet supported by substantial funds both official & unofficial from those very countries, the Afghanistan-based jihadists became the principle perpetrator of extreme terrorist violence throughout the Middle East.\\n\\nThrown out of Khartoum in 1996 with his passport seized by the Saudis, ObL had no choice but to return to Afghanistan. Let him, the Americans responded, just don't let him go to Somalia (p221). A depressing saga of non-co-operation between on the one hand the intelligence sources of the NSA and more particularly the CIA, with on the other hand the FBI charged with investigating, prosecuting & forestalling terrorism through the late 1990s is revealed step by logical step and with alarming details. The 1993 WTC truck-bomb, the appalling 1998 East African Embassy bombings, the successful attack on the USS Cole in Aden Harbour saw a relentless escalation of operations against US targets. As is now well known, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who otherwise shared no common ground with ObL) travelled to Afghanistan to propose the planes operation to ObL; a high-risk plan to strike the USA at its core. All this time, the impenetrable wall between the CIA - who had actionable intelligence that several men with known Al Qaida connections had entered the USA - and the FBI whose task it was to stop them but were frustratingly denied the information, was ironically satirised at the FBIs I-49 HQ thus:\\n\\nThe agents at I-49 were so used to being denied access to intelligence that they bought a CD of a Pink Floyd song Another Brick in the Wall. Whenever they received the same formulation [from the CIA] about sensitive sources and methods, they would hold up the phone to the CD player and push play (p344).\\n\\nWright illustrates exactly how the 9/11 attacks could have been intercepted and prevented at an early stage were it not for these internecine turf wars between different agencies, particularly between the CIA and FBI. The CIA refused to reveal the presence of jihadists with Al Qaida connections in the USA to the FBI, because to do so might compromise intelligence sources and the individuals concerned were not at the time technically indicted for crimes: a defensible legalistic position, but one eventually to prove fatal. Systemic non-co-operation was made worse by sclerotic bureaucratic procedures, rigid outdated rules and a failure at the executive level to pay attention to siren voices like Daniel Coleman seconded to the CIAs Alec Station who saw the mortal danger of a major cataclysmic attack against US cities from Al Qaida, probably involving suicide bombers and possibly hijacked airliners. The CIA leadership in particular does not emerge from Wrights book covered in glory, but the author does reveal the efforts of a few individuals like the heroically persistent Arabic-speaking FBI agent Ali Soufan whose skilled interrogation of Al Qaida prisoners detained by the Yemeni authorities further confirmed that ObL was behind the 9/11 operation, and others like ONeill who patiently battled to get the lethal threat from bin Laden & Al Qaida given higher priority by a White House administration by turns vacillating and indifferent.\\n\\nLawrence Wrights flowing novelistic style sets TLT apart from the shelf-load of other works on Islamist terrorism these past 30 years, like Steve Colls scholarly but tough-to-read Ghost Wars for instance. The origins of the jihadist hatred and contempt for Western values (not to mention Jews, Hindus, Shi-ite Moslems & just about everybody else on the planet with a world-view different from theirs) and how they have been able to cause mayhem throughout the Middle East & occasionally in the West has rarely been explained with such clarity. In parallel Wrights book is the story of precisely how and why the lavishly financed security agencies of the US government failed to stop them attacking America in September 2001; how in the real world small mistakes and seemingly trivial oversights can accumulate to catastrophic consequence. As a bonus TLT is a cracking read, well worth the time and effort.\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Hindsight is always 20/20, but rarely demonstrated so clearly as in Lawrence Wright's peerless work\\n\\nReview: Before reading Lawrence Wright's excellent `The Looming Tower' I held the mistaken idea that its primary focus might be the 19 hijackers in the September 2001 `planes operation'. But the book is not about that; it has a more ambitious reach with a narrative deeper, broader and more enlightening.\\n\\nAt the heart of the book is the story of Islamist-jihadism since the 1940s: the revolutionary `Moslem Brotherhood' whose primary goal was the violent overthrow of Arab secular-nationalist governments starting with Egypt; the 18th-century Wahhabi tradition predominant in Saudi Arabia, and the Taliban movement jointly financed and supported by the Pakistani ISI & Saudi Intelligence. These detailed stories replete with revealing personal testimony (the author interviewed more than 1,000 people all over the Middle East & Af-Pak region whilst researching his material) are progressively interwoven with those of the key players in the US Government, in particular the clever but mildly eccentric Richard Clarke; the CIA and the FBI's John O'Neill, a larger-than-life cigar-smoking polygamist highly respected and popular with his staff who prophetically foresaw the Salafi-Islamist attack on the USA in 2001 and worked tirelessly to forestall it before tragically meeting his death in the World Trade Centre on 11th September.\\n\\nThe book starts with a chapter devoted to the austere Egyptian anti-Semitic academic Sayyid Qutb, the pious and sexually-repressed father of modern theocratic Islamism whose time spent in the USA in the late 1940s convinced him the West was irredeemably decadent and deserved to be destroyed. Qutb eventually welcomed execution by the Egyptian government in 1966 as a `martyr for Allah.' The personal stories of al Zawahiri and the bin Laden family are brought to life with a level of detail I've never read before: Osama was the only son of Mohammed bin Laden's fourth wife and something of an odd-ball; MbL built his huge construction empire in Saudi Arabia whilst illiterate but could remember dozens of engineering measurements/calculations in his head; Osama had a lifelong love of horses, and one of his wives left him to return to her family in Syria with her daughters because she could no longer endure the privations imposed by their fugitive life in Afghanistan.\\n\\nWith coherent interlocking narratives, Wright brings these characters to life as real 3-dimensional people and shows exactly how the obsessively theocratic-reactionary strain of Islam became so dangerous. Emboldened in the war against the Red Army in Afghanistan in the 1980s (though of negligible military value compared to the native Afghan `mujahideen'), its ranks filled with now-underemployed angry young radicals whose birth-countries didn't want them back yet supported by substantial funds both official & unofficial from those very countries, the Afghanistan-based jihadists became the principle perpetrator of extreme terrorist violence throughout the Middle East.\\n\\nThrown out of Khartoum in 1996 with his passport seized by the Saudis, ObL had no choice but to return to Afghanistan. \\\"'Let him', the Americans responded, `just don't let him go to Somalia'\\\" (p221). A depressing saga of non-co-operation between on the one hand the intelligence sources of the NSA and more particularly the CIA, with on the other hand the FBI charged with investigating, prosecuting & forestalling terrorism through the late 1990s is revealed step by logical step and with alarming details. The 1993 WTC truck-bomb, the appalling 1998 East African Embassy bombings, the successful attack on the USS Cole in Aden Harbour saw a relentless escalation of operations against US targets. As is now well known, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who had almost nothing in common with ObL) travelled to Afghanistan to propose the `planes operation' to ObL; a high-risk plan to strike the USA at its core. All this time, the impenetrable `wall' between the CIA - who had actionable intelligence that several men with known Al Qaida connections had entered the USA - and the FBI whose task it was to stop them but were frustratingly denied the information, was ironically satirised at the FBI's I-49 HQ thus:\\n\\n\\\"The agents at I-49 were so used to being denied access to intelligence that they bought a CD of a Pink Floyd song `Another Brick in the Wall'. Whenever they received the same formulation [from the CIA] about `sensitive sources and methods,' they would hold up the phone to the CD player and push `play'\\\" (p344).\\n\\nWright illustrates exactly how the 9/11 attacks could have been intercepted and prevented at an early stage were it not for these internecine turf wars between different agencies, particularly between the CIA and FBI. The CIA refused to reveal the presence of jihadists with Al Qaida connections in the USA to the FBI, because to do so might `compromise intelligence sources' and the individuals concerned were not at the time technically indicted for crimes: a defensible legalistic position, but one eventually to prove fatal. Systemic non-co-operation was made worse by sclerotic bureaucratic procedures, rigid outdated rules and a failure at the executive level to pay attention to the siren voices like Daniel Coleman seconded to the CIA's Alec Station who saw the mortal danger of a major cataclysmic attack against US cities from Al Qaida, probably involving suicide bombers and possibly hijacked airliners. The CIA leadership in particular does not emerge from Wright's book covered in glory, but the author does reveal the efforts of a few individuals like the heroically persistent Arabic-speaking FBI agent Ali Soufan whose skilled interrogation of Al Qaida prisoners detained by the Yemeni authorities further confirmed that ObL was behind the 9/11 operation, and others like O'Neill who patiently battled to get the lethal threat from bin Laden & Al Qaida given higher priority by a White House administration by turns vacillating and indifferent.\\n\\nLawrence Wright's flowing novelistic style sets TLT apart from the shelf-load of other works on Islamist terrorism these past 30 years, like Steve Coll's scholarly but tough-to-read `Ghost Wars' for instance. The origins of the jihadist hatred and contempt for Western values (not to mention Jews, Hindus, Shi-ite Moslems & just about everybody else on the planet with a world-view different from theirs) and how they have been able to cause mayhem throughout the Middle East & occasionally in the West has rarely been explained with such clarity. In parallel Wright's book is the story of precisely how and why the lavishly financed security agencies of the US government failed to stop them attacking America in September 2001; how in the real world small mistakes and seemingly trivial oversights can accumulate to catastrophic consequence. As a bonus TLT is a cracking read, well worth the time and effort.\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: `Wherever you are death will find you, even in the looming tower' - quote from the Qu'ran\\n\\nReview: Before reading Lawrence Wright's excellent `The Looming Tower' I held the mistaken idea that its primary focus might be the 19 hijackers in the September 2001 `planes operation'. But the book is not about that; it has a more ambitious reach with a narrative deeper, broader and more enlightening.\\n\\nAt the heart of the book is the story of Islamist-jihadism since the 1940s: the revolutionary `Moslem Brotherhood' whose primary goal was the violent overthrow of Arab secular-nationalist governments starting with Egypt; the 18th-century Wahhabi tradition predominant in Saudi Arabia, and the Taliban movement jointly financed and supported by the Pakistani ISI & Saudi Intelligence. These detailed stories replete with revealing personal testimony (the author interviewed more than 1,000 people all over the Middle East & Af-Pak region whilst researching his material) are progressively interwoven with those of the key players in the US Government, in particular the clever but mildly eccentric Richard Clarke; the CIA and the FBI's John O'Neill, a larger-than-life cigar-smoking polygamist highly respected and popular with his staff who prophetically foresaw the Salafi-Islamist attack on the USA in 2001 and worked tirelessly to forestall it before tragically meeting his death in the World Trade Centre on 11th September.\\n\\nThe book starts with a chapter devoted to the austere Egyptian anti-Semitic academic Sayyid Qutb, the pious and sexually-repressed father of modern theocratic Islamism whose time spent in the USA in the late 1940s convinced him the West was irredeemably decadent and deserved to be destroyed. Qutb eventually welcomed execution by the Egyptian government in 1966 as a `martyr for Allah.' The personal stories of al Zawahiri and the bin Laden family are brought to life with a level of detail I've never read before: Osama was the only son of Mohammed bin Laden's fourth wife and something of an odd-ball; MbL built his huge construction empire in Saudi Arabia whilst illiterate but could remember dozens of engineering measurements/calculations in his head; Osama had a lifelong love of horses, and one of his wives left him to return to her family in Syria with her daughters because she could no longer endure the privations imposed by their fugitive life in Afghanistan.\\n\\nWith coherent interlocking narratives, Wright brings these characters to life as real 3-dimensional people and shows exactly how the obsessively theocratic-reactionary strain of Islam became so dangerous. Emboldened in the war against the Red Army in Afghanistan in the 1980s (though of negligible military value compared to the native Afghan `mujahideen'), its ranks filled with now-underemployed angry young radicals whose birth-countries didn't want them back yet supported by substantial funds both official & unofficial from those very countries, the Afghanistan-based jihadists became the principle perpetrator of extreme terrorist violence throughout the Middle East.\\n\\nThrown out of Khartoum in 1996 with his passport seized by the Saudis, ObL had no choice but to return to Afghanistan. \\\"'Let him', the Americans responded, `just don't let him go to Somalia'\\\" (p221). A depressing saga of non-co-operation between on the one hand the intelligence sources of the NSA and more particularly the CIA, with on the other hand the FBI charged with investigating, prosecuting & forestalling terrorism through the late 1990s is revealed step by logical step and with alarming details. The 1993 WTC truck-bomb, the appalling 1998 East African Embassy bombings, the successful attack on the USS Cole in Aden Harbour saw a relentless escalation of operations against US targets. As is now well known, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (who had almost nothing in common with ObL) travelled to Afghanistan to propose the `planes operation' to ObL; a high-risk plan to strike the USA at its core. All this time, the impenetrable `wall' between the CIA - who had actionable intelligence that several men with known Al Qaida connections had entered the USA - and the FBI whose task it was to stop them but were frustratingly denied the information, was ironically satirised at the FBI's I-49 HQ thus:\\n\\n\\\"The agents at I-49 were so used to being denied access to intelligence that they bought a CD of a Pink Floyd song `Another Brick in the Wall'. Whenever they received the same formulation [from the CIA] about `sensitive sources and methods,' they would hold up the phone to the CD player and push `play'\\\" (p344).\\n\\nWright illustrates exactly how the 9/11 attacks could have been intercepted and prevented at an early stage were it not for these internecine turf wars between different agencies, particularly between the CIA and FBI. The CIA refused to reveal the presence of jihadists with Al Qaida connections in the USA to the FBI, because to do so might `compromise intelligence sources' and the individuals concerned were not at the time technically indicted for crimes: a defensible legalistic position, but one eventually to prove fatal. Systemic non-co-operation was made worse by sclerotic bureaucratic procedures, rigid outdated rules and a failure at the executive level to pay attention to the siren voices like Daniel Coleman seconded to the CIA's Alec Station who saw the mortal danger of a major cataclysmic attack against US cities from Al Qaida, probably involving suicide bombers and possibly hijacked airliners. The CIA leadership in particular does not emerge from Wright's book covered in glory, but the author does reveal the efforts of a few individuals like the heroically persistent Arabic-speaking FBI agent Ali Soufan whose skilled interrogation of Al Qaida prisoners detained by the Yemeni authorities further confirmed that ObL was behind the 9/11 operation, and others like O'Neill who patiently battled to get the lethal threat from bin Laden & Al Qaida given higher priority by a White House administration by turns vacillating and indifferent.\\n\\nLawrence Wright's flowing novelistic style sets TLT apart from the shelf-load of other works on Islamist terrorism these past 30 years, like Steve Coll's scholarly but tough-to-read `Ghost Wars' for instance. The origins of the jihadist hatred and contempt for Western values (not to mention Jews, Hindus, Shi-ite Moslems & just about everybody else on the planet with a world-view different from theirs) and how they have been able to cause mayhem throughout the Middle East & occasionally in the West has rarely been explained with such clarity. In parallel Wright's book is the story of precisely how and why the lavishly financed security agencies of the US government failed to stop them attacking America in September 2001; how in the real world small mistakes and seemingly trivial oversights can accumulate to catastrophic consequence. As a bonus TLT is a cracking read, well worth the time and effort.\",\n \"Product: The book recounts the classic and most carefully documented of the many close encounters that have been reported across the world. Driving home from Canada in September 1961, Betty and Barney Hill of Portsmouth, NH, sighted a flying saucer which left them shaken. When they arrived home, Barney found inexplicable scuff marks on his shoes; Betty noticed rows of mysterious circles on their car. They also realised they could not account for almost two hours of their time on the road. After months of psychic distress dating from that night, the Hills sought medical assistance from Dr. Benjamin Simon, a distinguished Boston psychiatrist and neurologist. Under psychotherapy, including time-regression hypnosis, the Hills gave almost identical accounts of what had happened during the lost two hours of their journey. They told of an encounter with intelligent humanoid beings who took them on board an alien spacecraft, questioned them and submitted to physical examination. After 7 months of treatment, the doctor decided that neither of his patients was psychotic, and that both consciously and under hypnosis they told what they believed to be the absolute truth. Here is the complete account of the Hills' story. It includes the actual transcription of the tapes made under hypnosis, as well as the sketches they drew, both in and out of trance, of the spacecraft and the humanoid creatures. Although there have been other accounts of close encounters since their experience, none has been so closely monitored, and none by a scientist of the standing of Dr. Simon. Yet all of them strikingly coincide with the Hills story. Neither Betty nor Barney Hill would state that the experience could not be challenged; on the other hand, the doctor offered no incontrovertible assessment to discredit their testimony. The book is unquestionably one of the most fascinating stories that the author has ever investigated.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Pioneering investigation from the 1960s opened a new paradigm\\n\\nReview: At the time of first publication in 1966 the story of Betty and Barney Hill's alleged abduction by extraterrestrials whilst driving home from Montreal to Portsmouth through the White Mountains of New Hampshire on the night of 19 September 1961, as told in this book by journalist John Fuller, was highly controversial and remains so to this day due to the unassailable character of the couple and the corroborative evidence which has never been convincingly refuted.\\n\\nThis mixed-race couple were pillars of the community: intelligent, educated, professional, church-going, active in the civil rights movement. The last thing they wanted, or needed, was to court the kind of negative publicity which might reasonably be expected to accompany such an outlandish and improbable tale.\\n\\nAll they initially remembered from the night in question was being pursued by a bright light, later identified as a large disk-shaped craft with strange humanoid figures observable through the windows, as they drove the quiet road south through the mountains (on later reporting the sighting to the local USAF base it transpired that this craft had been reported by many other people in the area the same night). They arrived home two hours later than anticipated with a sense of unease. The car trunk had some unexplained shiny round marks, and when a compass was placed near these marks it unaccountably spun round and round; Barney's shoes were heavily scuffed on the tops of the toes as though he had been dragged over rough ground with his feet dangling, Betty's dress was inexplicably torn and had some very unusual stains and they both remembered hearing a `beeping' sound coinciding with the UFO sighting at two different times during the journey.\\n\\nPersistent nightmares and the emergence of what we might now term `post-traumatic stress' symptoms led the Hills eventually to seek medical help. The therapeutic hypnotist who treated them, Dr. Benjamin Simon, was a respected physician in Boston who had successfully treated ex-servicemen for combat trauma. He had no interest in the UFO phenomenon, no knowledge of `alien abduction' (there were no reported cases in the public domain at that time) and was astounded to uncover mutually corroborative and supporting accounts of a complex abduction by apparent extraterrestrials from each of the Hills, who were regressed separately and carefully managed so they could not communicate their memories to each other. The Hills themselves, when they heard their taped sessions, had a hard time coming to terms with it all and initially refused to believe their own memories. Simon remained skeptical, even though he could not shake the recovered memories and in fact they explained all the symptoms (there were physical and anatomical symptoms for both the Hills following the incident).\\n\\nJohn Fuller's book tells the whole story of this case, simultaneously investigated by the local US Air Force base, by NICAP and other organizations, and later serialised and sensationalised in the national press. The Hills became reluctant celebrities, and this unlooked-for fame brought them many problems. Betty survived Barney by many years, and subsequent paranormal incidents followed on the heels of the landmark White Mountains abduction.\\n\\nThis is not of itself the `best' book ever written on the alien abduction phenomenon, but it's an essential classic and an object lesson in how to carry out an investigation properly whilst not allowing prejudice born of personal beliefs to deny the uncomfortable evidence as it emerges, but to remain skeptical and true to the scientific method. The reader should keep in mind that this was all new in 1966, the first time such a possibility had ever been entertained and no-one has ever been able to `debunk' the accumulated evidence.\\n\\nA good companion volume to `The Interrupted Journey' for a deeper understanding of this important case is the more recent `Captured!' written by Kathy Marden (Betty Hill's niece) with contributions from Stanton Friedman.\",\n \"Product: The book recounts the classic and most carefully documented of the many close encounters that have been reported across the world. Driving home from Canada in September 1961, Betty and Barney Hill of Portsmouth, NH, sighted a flying saucer which left them shaken. When they arrived home, Barney found inexplicable scuff marks on his shoes; Betty noticed rows of mysterious circles on their car. They also realised they could not account for almost two hours of their time on the road. After months of psychic distress dating from that night, the Hills sought medical assistance from Dr. Benjamin Simon, a distinguished Boston psychiatrist and neurologist. Under psychotherapy, including time-regression hypnosis, the Hills gave almost identical accounts of what had happened during the lost two hours of their journey. They told of an encounter with intelligent humanoid beings who took them on board an alien spacecraft, questioned them and submitted to physical examination. After 7 months of treatment, the doctor decided that neither of his patients was psychotic, and that both consciously and under hypnosis they told what they believed to be the absolute truth. Here is the complete account of the Hills' story. It includes the actual transcription of the tapes made under hypnosis, as well as the sketches they drew, both in and out of trance, of the spacecraft and the humanoid creatures. Although there have been other accounts of close encounters since their experience, none has been so closely monitored, and none by a scientist of the standing of Dr. Simon. Yet all of them strikingly coincide with the Hills story. Neither Betty nor Barney Hill would state that the experience could not be challenged; on the other hand, the doctor offered no incontrovertible assessment to discredit their testimony. The book is unquestionably one of the most fascinating stories that the author has ever investigated.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Classic study of a landmark case from the 1960s\\n\\nReview: At the time of first publication in 1966 the story of Betty and Barney Hill's alleged abduction by extraterrestrials whilst driving home from Montreal to Portsmouth through the White Mountains of New Hampshire on the night of 19 September 1961, as told in this book by journalist John Fuller, was highly controversial and remains so to this day due to the unassailable character of the couple and the corroborative evidence which has never been convincingly refuted.\\n\\nThis mixed-race couple were pillars of the community: intelligent, educated, professional, church-going, active in the civil rights movement. The last thing they wanted, or needed, was to court the kind of negative publicity which might reasonably be expected to accompany such an outlandish and improbable tale.\\n\\nAll they initially remembered from the night in question was being pursued by a bright light, later identified as a large disk-shaped craft with strange humanoid figures observable through the windows, as they drove the quiet road south through the mountains (on later reporting the sighting to the local USAF base it transpired that this craft had been reported by many other people in the area the same night). They arrived home two hours later than anticipated with a sense of unease. The car trunk had some unexplained shiny round marks, and when a compass was placed near these marks it unaccountably spun round and round; Barney's shoes were heavily scuffed on the tops of the toes as though he had been dragged over rough ground with his feet dangling, Betty's dress was inexplicably torn and had some very unusual stains and they both remembered hearing a `beeping' sound coinciding with the UFO sighting at two different times during the journey.\\n\\nPersistent nightmares and the emergence of what we might now term `post-traumatic stress' symptoms led the Hills eventually to seek medical help. The therapeutic hypnotist who treated them, Dr. Benjamin Simon, was a respected physician in Boston who had successfully treated ex-servicemen for combat trauma. He had no interest in the UFO phenomenon, no knowledge of `alien abduction' (there were no reported cases in the public domain at that time) and was astounded to uncover mutually corroborative and supporting accounts of a complex abduction by apparent extraterrestrials from each of the Hills, who were regressed separately and carefully managed so they could not communicate their memories to each other. The Hills themselves, when they heard their taped sessions, had a hard time coming to terms with it all and initially refused to believe their own memories. Simon remained skeptical, even though he could not shake the recovered memories and in fact they explained all the symptoms (there were physical and anatomical symptoms for both the Hills following the incident).\\n\\nJohn Fuller's book tells the whole story of this case, simultaneously investigated by the local US Air Force base, by NICAP and other organizations, and later serialised and sensationalised in the national press. The Hills became reluctant celebrities, and this unlooked-for fame brought them many problems. Betty survived Barney by many years, and subsequent paranormal incidents followed on the heels of the landmark White Mountains abduction.\\n\\nThis is not of itself the `best' book ever written on the alien abduction phenomenon, but it's an essential classic and an object lesson in how to carry out an investigation properly whilst not allowing prejudice born of personal beliefs to deny the uncomfortable evidence as it emerges, but to remain skeptical and true to the scientific method. The reader should keep in mind that this was all new in 1966, the first time such a possibility had ever been entertained and no-one has ever been able to `debunk' the accumulated evidence.\\n\\nA good companion volume to `The Interrupted Journey' for a deeper understanding of this important case is the more recent `Captured!' written by Kathy Marden (Betty Hill's niece) with contributions from Stanton Friedman.\",\n \"Product: The book recounts the classic and most carefully documented of the many close encounters that have been reported across the world. Driving home from Canada in September 1961, Betty and Barney Hill of Portsmouth, NH, sighted a flying saucer which left them shaken. When they arrived home, Barney found inexplicable scuff marks on his shoes; Betty noticed rows of mysterious circles on their car. They also realised they could not account for almost two hours of their time on the road. After months of psychic distress dating from that night, the Hills sought medical assistance from Dr. Benjamin Simon, a distinguished Boston psychiatrist and neurologist. Under psychotherapy, including time-regression hypnosis, the Hills gave almost identical accounts of what had happened during the lost two hours of their journey. They told of an encounter with intelligent humanoid beings who took them on board an alien spacecraft, questioned them and submitted to physical examination. After 7 months of treatment, the doctor decided that neither of his patients was psychotic, and that both consciously and under hypnosis they told what they believed to be the absolute truth. Here is the complete account of the Hills' story. It includes the actual transcription of the tapes made under hypnosis, as well as the sketches they drew, both in and out of trance, of the spacecraft and the humanoid creatures. Although there have been other accounts of close encounters since their experience, none has been so closely monitored, and none by a scientist of the standing of Dr. Simon. Yet all of them strikingly coincide with the Hills story. Neither Betty nor Barney Hill would state that the experience could not be challenged; on the other hand, the doctor offered no incontrovertible assessment to discredit their testimony. The book is unquestionably one of the most fascinating stories that the author has ever investigated.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Classic study of a landmark case from the 1960s\\n\\nReview: At the time of first publication in 1966 the story of Betty and Barney Hill's alleged abduction by extraterrestrials whilst driving home from Montreal to Portsmouth through the White Mountains of New Hampshire on the night of 19 September 1961, as told in this book by journalist John Fuller, was highly controversial and remains so to this day due to the unassailable character of the couple and the corroborative evidence which has never been convincingly refuted.\\n\\nThis mixed-race couple were pillars of the community: intelligent, educated, professional, church-going, active in the civil rights movement. The last thing they wanted, or needed, was to court the kind of negative publicity which might reasonably be expected to accompany such an outlandish and improbable tale.\\n\\nAll they initially remembered from the night in question was being pursued by a bright light, later identified as a large disk-shaped craft with strange humanoid figures observable through the windows, as they drove the quiet road south through the mountains (on later reporting the sighting to the local USAF base it transpired that this craft had been reported by many other people in the area the same night). They arrived home two hours later than anticipated with a sense of unease. The car trunk had some unexplained shiny round marks, and when a compass was placed near these marks it unaccountably spun round and round; Barney's shoes were heavily scuffed on the tops of the toes as though he had been dragged over rough ground with his feet dangling, Betty's dress was inexplicably torn and had some very unusual stains and they both remembered hearing a `beeping' sound coinciding with the UFO sighting at two different times during the journey.\\n\\nPersistent nightmares and the emergence of what we might now term `post-traumatic stress' symptoms led the Hills eventually to seek medical help. The therapeutic hypnotist who treated them, Dr. Benjamin Simon, was a respected physician in Boston who had successfully treated ex-servicemen for combat trauma. He had no interest in the UFO phenomenon, no knowledge of `alien abduction' (there were no reported cases in the public domain at that time) and was astounded to uncover mutually corroborative and supporting accounts of a complex abduction by apparent extraterrestrials from each of the Hills, who were regressed separately and carefully managed so they could not communicate their memories to each other. The Hills themselves, when they heard their taped sessions, had a hard time coming to terms with it all and initially refused to believe their own memories. Simon remained skeptical, even though he could not shake the recovered memories and in fact they explained all the symptoms (there were physical and anatomical symptoms for both the Hills following the incident).\\n\\nJohn Fuller's book tells the whole story of this case, simultaneously investigated by the local US Air Force base, by NICAP and other organizations, and later serialised and sensationalised in the national press. The Hills became reluctant celebrities, and this unlooked-for fame brought them many problems. Betty survived Barney by many years, and subsequent paranormal incidents followed on the heels of the landmark White Mountains abduction.\\n\\nThis is not of itself the `best' book ever written on the alien abduction phenomenon, but it's an essential classic and an object lesson in how to carry out an investigation properly whilst not allowing prejudice born of personal beliefs to deny the uncomfortable evidence as it emerges, but to remain skeptical and true to the scientific method. The reader should keep in mind that this was all new in 1966, the first time such a possibility had ever been entertained and no-one has ever been able to `debunk' the accumulated evidence.\\n\\nA good companion volume to `The Interrupted Journey' for a deeper understanding of this important case is the more recent `Captured!' written by Kathy Marden (Betty Hill's niece) with contributions from Stanton Friedman.\",\n \"Product: Translated by V. Harris. Japan's answer to the Harvard MBA...Written over three centuries ago by a Samurai warrior, the book has been hailed as a limitless source of psychological insight for businessmen-or anyone who relies on strategy and tactics for outwitting the competition.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: `Consider yourself lightly; consider the world deeply...do not begrudge death'\\n\\nReview: William Scott Wilson's translation of Miyamoto Musashi's 17th-century classic work of personal philosophy is in every way excellent, and captures the spirit as well as the meaning of the text to perfection. This small (not quite pocket-size but close) hardcover edition is also a very pleasing artefact and a quality piece of work.\\n\\nMusashi's work focuses on practicing the `martial arts' - particularly swordsmanship - not from the perspective of learning technique but from internal spiritual development; the ascendancy of `mind' to which all technique must ultimately become subservient.\\n\\nThe `five rings' are in fact five chapters themed:\\n\\n1. Earth (the South)\\n\\n2. Water (the East)\\n\\n3. Fire (the West)\\n\\n4. Wind (the North)\\n\\n5. Emptiness (the Center: all action and response is most effective when preceded by emptiness - i.e. no internal noise, no preconceptions; `this must be learned')\\n\\nEach themed chapter incorporates short paragraphs explaining a specific aspect of how to win a contest or fight. For example, in the `Fire' ring, on `Imposing Fear:'\\n\\n\\\"...the heart of fear is in the unexpected...you do not frighten your opponents with what is right before their eyes. People may be frightened by voices...or by making the small seem large...something coming suddenly from the side also induces fear. You can frighten an opponent with your body, with your sword or with your voice. It is essential to do this suddenly, when your opponent is not expecting it. Take advantage of his fear and gain the victory immediately.\\\"\\n\\nMusashi was allegedly self-taught, and learned everything through his own experience, introspection and native intelligence. The `Book of Five Rings' is not meant to be some kind of bible, but continuously exhorts the reader to \\\"investigate this thoroughly\\\" and do his own work, taking Musashi's guidelines as a starting point to guard against fatal errors.\\n\\nThe power of Musashi's work is in its conciseness and its completeness. He is reported to have written this text in his final two years, around age 60, to summarise and condense the essence of a lifetime of success in the martial arts. It was considered vital in that age for a respected Samurai to be not just an accomplished fighter but a poet, artist, ceramicist and philosopher; learned and accomplished in many things. The book contains some of Musashi's best-known sketches and artworks, including one of his self-portraits and the very famous, powerfully minimalist 'Shrike on a withered branch'.\\n\\nOverall, if you want a good translation of this timeless classic, this edition can be unconditionally recommended as a fine choice.\",\n \"Product: Insane Clown President\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Taibbi, hilarious as usual and with his customary bite, looks back on the 2016 election\\n\\nReview: Matt Taibbi is my number one favorite campaigning journalist and political commentator, never afraid to expose chicanery, hypocrisy and sleaze under every rock he kicks over. His writing just gets better and better: most of ICP is not just laugh-out-loud funny, but is so on-the-money it occasionally had me rolling on the floor with laughter and crying Yes! Yes! Hes nailed it!\\n\\nAt the center of Taibbis insightful series of essays on the 2016 election campaign and its aftermath is the larger-than-life figure of Donald Trump (a figure of almost supernatural shallownessdestined to be buried under a mountain of outlandish promises, in the process leading thousands of hoodwinked followers off the cliff of history), but the book is not just about the new POTUS. Taibbi absolutely nails the cast of characters in the GOPs Clown Car the 2016 prospective candidates including Trump, but also under scrutiny are Bernie Sanders, HRCs insipid, uninspiring campaign (an overconfident and incompetent ruling class that was ten miles up its own backside when it should have been listening to the anger percolating in the population), the political beltway bubble and how it works within unwritten boundaries now shattered by Trump, and the US news media to which Taibbi belongs which is becoming more and more indistinguishable from entertainment media and at whose door, above all, Taibbi lays the responsibility for getting Trump elected in November.\\n\\nOne caution: if you're a RS reader and follow Taibbis regular pieces, you may have read many of these essays during 2015 & 2016 in print or on the RS website. However, theres new stuff here as well. The long introduction and shorter epilogue for example offer a prescient if depressing summing-up of our current political landscape, how we got here and where we might be headed. So despite the fact that much of ICP has already been published as RS articles by Taibbi, the book as a whole tells a story so coherent, so concise and so entertaining, all in Taibbis inimitable literate and comic style, that it can be unreservedly recommended.\",\n \"Product: This is the true story of Commander R. \\\"Mike\\\" Crosley, a Seafire pilot during World War II. He was thrown into a war which would first bring him together with his sweetheart and then separate them, and which would bring comradeship, exhilaration and tragedy in almost equal amounts.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Mike Crosleys absorbing insights into British naval aviation in WW2, warts and all\\n\\nReview: First published in 1986, this excellent work is an autobiographical account of the experiences of Commander Mike Crosley (RN) as a carrier-borne fighter pilot with the FAA in WW2. The writing style is lively, engaging & not infrequently humorous. At the same time it contains moments of great poignancy and frequent frustration at the short-sightedness and incompetence of the senior naval command, which Crosley convincingly argues was too slow to successfully exploit the use of carrier-borne aircraft.\\n\\nA nomadic childhood & musical education at a choir school led Crosley at the outbreak of WW2 to join the Metropolitan Police. Determined to fly, he was turned down by the RAF for bureaucratic reasons because the police was a reserved occupation. The Navy, operating by different rules - or more likely ignoring them - had no such scruples, and he was accepted for pilot training in 1940 at HMS Vincent (not a ship but a shore-based training facility) in Gosport.\\n\\nAfter training on a variety of aircraft, the young officer finally gets to grips with the Sea Hurricane and is discovered to be a natural pilot. Posted to HMS Eagle, he gets his first two kills in the Mediterranean, an Italian reconnaissance aircraft and a Luftwaffe Ju88, before Eagle is torpedoed, with Crosley on board about to eat lunch, by U73 in the Straits of Gibraltar.\\n\\nFollowing a spell in England, Crosley takes part in the Torch landings where he successfully shoots down a French fighter, before undertaking a tough assignment on storm-tossed Arctic convoys. Then seconded to the RAF for a spell on Spitfire 9s, D-Day sees Crosley return to the Navy to fly a Seafire over the Normandy beaches spotting for Naval gunfire to support the landings. He discovers allied fighter pilots, eager for combat, to be far more aggressive and dangerous (to him!) than the occasional Luftwaffe aircraft seen over the beaches which are invariably keen to avoid confrontation and escape.\\n\\nThe final months of WW2 sees Crosley commanding the 48 Seafires on HMS Implacable, one of the aircraft carriers of the British Pacific Fleet, as they launch attacks on the Japanese home islands, the only British aircraft in WW2 ever to engage in combat over Japan. Crosley and his fellow naval flyers work out tactics for attacking Japanese airfields which effectively overwhelm & neutralize ground fire, subsequently adopted by the RN post-war. Again the writing is absorbing and instructive, with a level of insider detail remarkable for its insight. Crosley has much to say about the way the RN misused air power, learned from mistakes and gradually became an effective fighting force, and pulls no punches in his criticism of the senior naval command when they got things wrong.\\n\\nThere are 60 pages of appendices, many absorbing essays in themselves which supplement the main text. Examples include Naval Aircraft: how they were used in WW2; a comprehensive & knowledgeable analysis of all aspects of the Seafire as a carrier-borne fighter; and how history repeats itself with the RN failing to learn & apply the hard-earned lessons of WW2 in the Falklands campaign.\\n\\nOverall TGMAS is an informative and well-written book, one of the best of its type. Mike Crosley is a lively and entertaining writer and even if you have only passing interest in this subject, the book can be recommended as a good read. For the serious student of the history of naval aviation, this is near-essential reading.\",\n \"Product: :Jim Sparks was raised in Florida and studied business and real estate at community colleges in both Miami and Houston. He was a successful land developer in North Carolina when his abductions began in 1988 and changed his life forever. Today, Jim realizes he is not alone. Many others have gone through similar experiences. Whether fortunate or unfortunate, he differs from most abductees in that he has almost total recall of his experiences. In the two decades he has been dealing with the ETs, he has seen and experienced amazing technologies that could eliminate our need for fossil fuel by creating free, nonpolluting energy. Jim lives in the Nevada desert. In 2007, he began to work full-time to educate the public regarding the alien/UFO abduction scenario and its purpose. A conservationist at heart, Jim has also started Your Earth Foundation to help save the rain forests of the world.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Jim Sparks: sincere abductee, hoaxer or new-age messiah?\\n\\nReview: What are we to make of Jim Sparks? As an abductee, he is generally seen as \\\"problematic\\\": his claims are just too far-fetched for some people and \\\"hoaxer\\\" is often heard in connection with his name. This is a pity, as his book `The Keepers' is a well-written, largely convincing narrative, in some ways important and definitely worth reading if you have a persistent interest in the alien abduction/contact issue.\\n\\n`Jim Sparks' is a nom-de-plume: his birth name is Vincent Sparacino, from Italian-American ancestry. The book is dedicated to Harvard University Professor of Psychiatry John Mack, whom the author knew well and whose original foreword is re-printed following a short `Prologue' penned by Linda Howe. Sparks' fundamental perspective, of his encounters being `transformative' and of our visitors - from wherever they may originate - having overriding concern for our despoiled planetary ecology, is right up Mack's alley and in keeping with his general stance on the abduction issue.\\n\\nSparks is a refreshingly good writer: straightforward, literate and engaging with a disarming sense of humor often in evidence. The chapters are short, and follow a first-person chronological narrative in episodic story format initially covering the author's pre-awareness history, hot-and-cold marriage relationship and professional life as a moderately successful entrepreneurial real estate broker prior to the `experiences' beginning to intrude into his consciousness. The reader is then treated to around 130 pages describing regular night-time abductions through his living room window, daytime UFO sightings and the notorious `forced learning' scenarios Sparks claims he was put through by the aliens, being compelled to learn the `alien symbol' alphabet whilst putting up constant resistance to his captors. We learn that Sparks' wife was also an abductee, but simply refused to discuss the issue or engage with it in any way. Eventually he comes around to the abductors' point of view and starts to co-operate, and from then on, the tone changes.\\n\\nSparks was quite open about his experiences, and sought help and understanding from all the usual sources abductees turn to: family, friends, professional psychiatry, the Church and the rest. On p64 he summarises the result:\\n\\n\\\"...professionals wanted me to take prescription drugs and talk about my mother, while religious therapists wanted to throw holy water on me and pray that my demons would be cast out\\\"\\n\\n- pretty standard stuff which any abductee who `comes out' is forced to endure.\\n\\nSparks is unusual (but definitely not unique) in that he claims extensive conscious recall as the abductors seem either to have had limited success in blocking his memories, or chose not to: for this reason he has never undergone, nor sought out, hypnosis to aid memory recovery as in his case it was simply not needed.\\n\\nAs the narrative gets into its stride, particularly in the last 80 pages or so, we start to enter controversial territory: to be blunt, the author becomes less and less credible and this is where he loses many readers. Here's a real corker from p176:\\n\\n\\\"In my opinion (gained from experience), our government is involved in interdimensional human transport. We learned this technology from our alien friends. This technology allows aliens, as well as humans, the luxury of working in more than one dimension at a time.\\\"\\n\\nSome of his observations, however, are interesting and thoughtful: for example, that the small grey aliens use a `wand device' (also reported independently by many others) to immobilize abductees and cause a variety of other effects in them. Sparks makes a convincing argument that, with centuries-long involvement with the human race, this might be the origin of the `magic wand' idea, associated with wizardry and sorcery, the `little people' and other non-human entities from folklore:\\n\\n\\\"Aliens seen walking through walls or floating in thin air...ships seen appearing and disappearing. It's not magic, demons or angels. It's just advanced technology\\\" (p181)\\n\\nSparks also has an interesting and quite convincing idea about a `residual signature' carried by people post-abduction due to their close exposure to alien technology. This might be detectable with appropriate instrumentation and, if so, account for the notorious `black helicopters' showing up over the houses of many abductees as well as explaining the oft-reported feeling they have of \\\"being irradiated\\\".\\n\\nNow, to the \\\"problematic\\\" part. The problems most people have with Sparks might be summarized as follows:\\n\\n1. Extensive forced learning of alien alphabets and symbols seem to be confined just to him; this is not something reported by other abductees, many of whom certainly do report seeing symbols redolent of a runic script, but are not \\\"forced to learn\\\" them. What are we to make of this? Communication is always reported as telepathic anyway, so why bother? Sparks does not confront this issue\\n\\n2. His `mission' turns out to be the same old new-agey mish-mash about the dangers of environmental degradation to the planet caused by our species: that we need to shape up and change. Well, Amen to that. Millions of concerned citizens (especially in the western world) have been singing this song since at least the 1960s. Sparks claims that, as a real-estate developer up until the 1980s he had no interest in environmental issues or at least, no more than the average person; so why do these visitors choose a modest real-estate broker from Florida in which to invest so much time and effort, to fill him with the same hardly original environmentalist message? Sparks speaks to a tiny audience on the UFO-conference circuit, is ignored by the influential global media and at the end of the day can't have any real effect on anything. If they want to stop environmental degradation of this planet, why don't they abduct world political leaders or popular opinion leaders for starters? Are they really that dumb? (This question is not meant to be rhetorical - maybe they are, in fact, really that dumb.)\\n\\n3. There's a lot of stuff in later chapters about Sparks getting visited by \\\"time-travelling tourists\\\" and other beings from the future, and claiming various kinds of divine knowledge. One is unfortunately reminded of the messiah-complex rantings of David Icke (though where Icke goes off the rails with his simplistic, poorly researched claims and misunderstanding of history, it needs to be said that Sparks is a much better writer and mostly `sticks to the knitting')\\n\\n4. Sparks makes no convincing evidence-based case that `the government' has advanced technologies like teleportation and inter-dimensional time travel; the text starts to read like the tedious, convenience-packaged conspiracy theories promoted by people like Jim Marrs and John Lear, so is it any wonder Sparks is discounted as a hoaxer by so many serious and smart people?\\n\\nDespite these misgivings, `The Keepers' is well-written and may be worth your time. It's a pity the author's more controversial claims - like being abducted to meet with a group of large-stature reptilian aliens in a disused fun-park who seem to be card-carrying members of 'Greenpeace' and basically tell him \\\"We've tried world leaders and governments, Jim, with no result: so now it's all up to you to save this planet\\\" - are genuinely hilarious at face value and seem to reveal a personal ego of alarming dimension. However, Sparks has had an impact on the discourse about the abduction phenomenon since the late 1990s. He is, in some small ways, important to know about and understand. His seeking a public profile as a conference speaker and radio interviewee with his \\\"message for the human race\\\" (quoted verbatim from the book's cover) from our space brothers is more in the George Adamski/Truman Bethurum/Billy Meier `contactee' tradition and the antithesis of the thousands of traumatised abductees, who normally want absolute anonymity guaranteed if they even dare to seek out anyone to help them come to terms with their abductions, and are pathologically adverse to any public exposure.\\n\\nSo, read `The Keepers' if you haven't already. At the end of the day, you make up your own mind about all this - right?\",\n \"Product: :Jim Sparks was raised in Florida and studied business and real estate at community colleges in both Miami and Houston. He was a successful land developer in North Carolina when his abductions began in 1988 and changed his life forever. Today, Jim realizes he is not alone. Many others have gone through similar experiences. Whether fortunate or unfortunate, he differs from most abductees in that he has almost total recall of his experiences. In the two decades he has been dealing with the ETs, he has seen and experienced amazing technologies that could eliminate our need for fossil fuel by creating free, nonpolluting energy. Jim lives in the Nevada desert. In 2007, he began to work full-time to educate the public regarding the alien/UFO abduction scenario and its purpose. A conservationist at heart, Jim has also started Your Earth Foundation to help save the rain forests of the world.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Jim Sparks: sincere abductee, hoaxer or new-age messiah?\\n\\nReview: What are we to make of Jim Sparks? As an abductee, he is generally seen as \\\"problematic\\\": his claims are just too far-fetched for some people and \\\"hoaxer\\\" is often heard in connection with his name. This is a pity, as his book `The Keepers' is a well-written, largely convincing narrative, in some ways important and definitely worth reading if you have a persistent interest in the alien abduction/contact issue.\\n\\n`Jim Sparks' is a nom-de-plume: his birth name is Vincent Sparacino, from Italian-American ancestry. The book is dedicated to Harvard University Professor of Psychiatry John Mack, whom the author knew well and whose original foreword is re-printed following a short `Prologue' penned by Linda Howe. Sparks' fundamental perspective, of his encounters being `transformative' and of our visitors - from wherever they may originate - having overriding concern for our despoiled planetary ecology, is right up Mack's alley and in keeping with his general stance on the abduction issue.\\n\\nSparks is a refreshingly good writer: straightforward, literate and engaging with a disarming sense of humor often in evidence. The chapters are short, and follow a first-person chronological narrative in episodic story format initially covering the author's pre-awareness history, hot-and-cold marriage relationship and professional life as a moderately successful entrepreneurial real estate broker prior to the `experiences' beginning to intrude into his consciousness. The reader is then treated to around 130 pages describing regular night-time abductions through his living room window, daytime UFO sightings and the notorious `forced learning' scenarios Sparks claims he was put through by the aliens, being compelled to learn the `alien symbol' alphabet whilst putting up constant resistance to his captors. We learn that Sparks' wife was also an abductee, but simply refused to discuss the issue or engage with it in any way. Eventually he comes around to the abductors' point of view and starts to co-operate, and from then on, the tone changes.\\n\\nSparks was quite open about his experiences, and sought help and understanding from all the usual sources abductees turn to: family, friends, professional psychiatry, the Church and the rest. On p64 he summarises the result:\\n\\n\\\"...professionals wanted me to take prescription drugs and talk about my mother, while religious therapists wanted to throw holy water on me and pray that my demons would be cast out\\\"\\n\\n- pretty standard stuff which any abductee who `comes out' is forced to endure.\\n\\nSparks is unusual (but definitely not unique) in that he claims extensive conscious recall as the abductors seem either to have had limited success in blocking his memories, or chose not to: for this reason he has never undergone, nor sought out, hypnosis to aid memory recovery as in his case it was simply not needed.\\n\\nAs the narrative gets into its stride, particularly in the last 80 pages or so, we start to enter controversial territory: to be blunt, the author becomes less and less credible and this is where he loses many readers. Here's a real corker from p176:\\n\\n\\\"In my opinion (gained from experience), our government is involved in interdimensional human transport. We learned this technology from our alien friends. This technology allows aliens, as well as humans, the luxury of working in more than one dimension at a time.\\\"\\n\\nSome of his observations, however, are interesting and thoughtful: for example, that the small grey aliens use a `wand device' (also reported independently by many others) to immobilize abductees and cause a variety of other effects in them. Sparks makes a convincing argument that, with centuries-long involvement with the human race, this might be the origin of the `magic wand' idea, associated with wizardry and sorcery, the `little people' and other non-human entities from folklore:\\n\\n\\\"Aliens seen walking through walls or floating in thin air...ships seen appearing and disappearing. It's not magic, demons or angels. It's just advanced technology\\\" (p181)\\n\\nSparks also has an interesting and quite convincing idea about a `residual signature' carried by people post-abduction due to their close exposure to alien technology. This might be detectable with appropriate instrumentation and, if so, account for the notorious `black helicopters' showing up over the houses of many abductees as well as explaining the oft-reported feeling they have of \\\"being irradiated\\\".\\n\\nNow, to the \\\"problematic\\\" part. The problems most people have with Sparks might be summarized as follows:\\n\\n1. Extensive forced learning of alien alphabets and symbols seem to be confined just to him; this is not something reported by other abductees, many of whom certainly do report seeing symbols redolent of a runic script, but are not \\\"forced to learn\\\" them. What are we to make of this? Communication is always reported as telepathic anyway, so why bother? Sparks does not confront this issue\\n\\n2. His `mission' turns out to be the same old new-agey mish-mash about the dangers of environmental degradation to the planet caused by our species: that we need to shape up and change. Well, Amen to that. Millions of concerned citizens (especially in the western world) have been singing this song since at least the 1960s. Sparks claims that, as a real-estate developer up until the 1980s he had no interest in environmental issues or at least, no more than the average person; so why do these visitors choose a modest real-estate broker from Florida in which to invest so much time and effort, to fill him with the same hardly original environmentalist message? Sparks speaks to a tiny audience on the UFO-conference circuit, is ignored by the influential global media and at the end of the day can't have any real effect on anything. If they want to stop environmental degradation of this planet, why don't they abduct world political leaders or popular opinion leaders for starters? Are they really that dumb? (This question is not meant to be rhetorical - maybe they are, in fact, really that dumb.)\\n\\n3. There's a lot of stuff in later chapters about Sparks getting visited by \\\"time-travelling tourists\\\" and other beings from the future, and claiming various kinds of divine knowledge. One is unfortunately reminded of the messiah-complex rantings of David Icke (though where Icke goes off the rails with his simplistic, poorly researched claims and misunderstanding of history, it needs to be said that Sparks is a much better writer and mostly `sticks to the knitting')\\n\\n4. Sparks makes no convincing evidence-based case that `the government' has advanced technologies like teleportation and inter-dimensional time travel; the text starts to read like the tedious, convenience-packaged conspiracy theories promoted by people like Jim Marrs and John Lear, so is it any wonder Sparks is discounted as a hoaxer by so many serious and smart people?\\n\\nDespite these misgivings, `The Keepers' is well-written and may be worth your time. It's a pity the author's more controversial claims - like being abducted to meet with a group of large-stature reptilian aliens in a disused fun-park who seem to be card-carrying members of 'Greenpeace' and basically tell him \\\"We've tried world leaders and governments, Jim, with no result: so now it's all up to you to save this planet\\\" - are genuinely hilarious at face value and seem to reveal a personal ego of alarming dimension. However, Sparks has had an impact on the discourse about the abduction phenomenon since the late 1990s. He is, in some small ways, important to know about and understand. His seeking a public profile as a conference speaker and radio interviewee with his \\\"message for the human race\\\" (quoted verbatim from the book's cover) from our space brothers is more in the George Adamski/Truman Bethurum/Billy Meier `contactee' tradition and the antithesis of the thousands of traumatised abductees, who normally want absolute anonymity guaranteed if they even dare to seek out anyone to help them come to terms with their abductions, and are pathologically adverse to any public exposure.\\n\\nSo, read `The Keepers' if you haven't already. At the end of the day, you make up your own mind about all this - right?\",\n \"Product: Dr. Karla Turner focused on the psychology and ethics of those alleging that they had been abducted, visited, probed and tormented by extraterrestrial beings. As a former college instructor who held a doctorate in Old English Studies as well as a B.A. and M.A. earned in both America and England respectively; Turner gave her heart and soul to help those trying to make sense of the things that didn't make sense. Dr Turner lost her battle to breast cancer in 1996 but her legacy to the paranormal field is all but not forgotten.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: `Into the Fringe' 2014 edition: a welcome re-issue Karla Turner's first book\\n\\nReview: Dr. Karla (also known as `Kandy') Turner was a professional academic (an English PhD) and educator who lived in Arizona and died of cancer on 10 January 1996 at the tragically young age of 48. For several years before her death, she worked to publicise the reality of the alien abduction phenomenon to academia and to a wider public audience. She was a popular and respected public speaker on the subject - you can find videos of her lectures on the web - and between 1992 and 1996 published three books about how this intrusive phenomenon had affected her family.\\n\\n`Into the Fringe', published in 1992, was her first book and chronicles the process whereby she and her family became aware that abduction by alien entities was the likely origin of all the strange events which had been happening to them. These included multiple close-proximity sightings of UFOs, episodes of missing time (some of several hours' duration), night-time visitations, odd and often dramatic patterns of body scarring and various poltergeist-type activity experienced by different members of the family, especially by her husband Casey and son David. It's essentially a narrative written in the first person about the journey from puzzlement and ignorance to some understanding of what might be happening and their eventual reluctant acknowledgement that the abduction phenomenon, reported in such consistent detail by so many other people, was the only explanation to fit the data and that in their case the fit was an exact one.\\n\\nITF details how Turner sought help from Barbara Bartholic, Oklahoma-based long-time UFO investigator and colleague of Jacques Vallee, to help understand the phenomenon in more depth. Bartholic used some hypnosis to aid memory recovery and both Karla and Casey had several such sessions with her.\\n\\nOne of the author's most controversial claims was that the US Government, or elements within the Government, were actively interested in the phenomenon and occasionally abducted known alien-abductees in order to glean information from them, using drugs to control them and wipe their memories. She provides some detail, in the final chapters, of how they became convinced that these so-called `MIL-ABS' are, or rather were in the 1990s, a reality. The book also describes interactions with some human-looking entities (`hybrids?) and how abductees have recognised each other in the `everyday' world. The author did not believe these alien intrusions to be in any way benign, and was definitely not any kind of `New-Ager.'\\n\\nThe 2014 edition:\\n\\nSince the turn of the millennium, all three of Karla Turner's books have been in great demand on the second-hand book market and almost impossible to find except with high price tags. Finding even a `fair' paperback copy of ITF or `Taken' for less than US$50 has been almost impossible, with `fine' or `like new' copies demanding upwards of US$200.\\n\\nFollowing last year's welcome re-issue of `Taken', this new 2014 edition of ITF from Wordmean Publishing is welcome not only in making this great work once again affordable for the average reader but in correcting the typos and grammatical errors in the original text, restoring this classic to its rightful place among the great works of the genre. Cask J. Thomson deserves the credit of initiating this project, with the active participation of Karla's widower Elton editing the text.\\n\\nThis 2014 edition of ITF has 13 untitled chapters running to 222 pages (a slightly lower page count than the 1992 original) including a short epilogue. There is no bibliography and no index.\\n\\nAs in the 2013 edition of `Taken' Elton introduces the book with this paragraph:\\n\\n\\\"For the sake of clarification Karla Turner passed away after a long struggle with breast cancer and underwent breast removal surgery and chemotherapy. Despite the common misconceptions it is unlikely that she was targeted by an individual, group or organization attempting to silence her.\\\"\\n\\nIt's a pity that Elton and the publishers felt the need to include this caution at the beginning of the 2014 edition, but evidently the antics of conspiracy theorists over the past 18 years have made it necessary.\\n\\nThe new edition is in paperback only; it looks like we'll never see a hardcover edition of this classic.\\n\\nQuestion for the publishers: are we going to see a re-issue of `Masquerade of Angels'? During my correspondence with Ted Rice earlier this year, he informed me he has twice the amount of material still unpublished as featured in Turner's original book. How about an edition containing more details of Ted's story?\",\n \"Product: The first book that started the friendship between Leslie and Adamski. Divided in 2 parts, the first, longer chapter is about Leslie's research into ancient Indian traditions: translating such texts, he finds space ships and Star Wars-like technologies all ove themr. Part two, is Adamski's tale of his first contact with extrterrestrials in 1952.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: George Adamski: contactee, messiah or charlatan?\\n\\nReview: What are we to make of George Adamski? An early contactee in the 1950s who gained international fame/notoriety (depending on your point of view) for his alleged contact with benign, beautiful blond-haired extraterrestrials from other planets in our solar system, he died in 1965 and is generally seen in retrospect as a fraud and a charlatan. Certainly, all the signs of a flying saucer cult leader were present: claimed exclusive access to space-brother ETs bearing a message of peace and love for humanity whilst producing no evidence to support his claims except intriguing monochrome photographs of exotic aerial vehicles (more on this later).\\n\\nPublished in 1953, \\\"Flying Saucers have Landed\\\" is in two parts, one written by each of the co-authors. Book One written by Desmond Leslie - a British aristocrat, ex-RAF Spitfire pilot and cousin of Winston Churchill - takes up 170 pages. It's a sober and reasonably informed examination of the flying saucer phenomenon throughout world history, a run-through of the other planets in the solar system as understood in 1953 (it was assumed the visitors must come from nearby, as the prevailing understanding of physics at the time forbade an interstellar origin to be even considered) and claims that ETs had connections to The Great Pyramid etc. This essay establishes a mostly credible scientific paradigm into which Adamski's space brothers are then inserted.\\n\\nBook Two, written by Adamski, is much shorter at 54 pages. He describes his repeated photography of exotic space ships mostly through his reflector telescope at Mount Palomar in California, leading up to a pre-arranged meeting in the nearby desert with one of the supposed space-brother extraterrestrials who arrived and departed in his flying saucer. He was supported by three other witnesses who swore affidavits before a lawyer that they watched this event from a distance. This reported encounter was the first of many subsequent episodes in which Adamski claimed he was taken for excursions as a guest in one of the aliens' flying saucers, eventually attended an interplanetary meeting on the planet Saturn as a representative of the human race, and had a secret audience with the Pope - and so it goes on. Delusional? Fraudulent? - maybe. Far-fetched? - you bet. Evidence? - tenuous.\\n\\nThe whole Adamski saga has much in common with other \\\"contactees\\\" from the period, including Howard Menger and Truman Bethurum. It seems to have been predominantly a phenomenon of the time, confined to a small number of publicity-seeking showmen and their cult-like followers - though Billy Meier is an obvious more recent example of the syndrome, in all essentials indistinguishable from 1950s contactees. The conatctees have not had the 50-year persistence or global reach of the reported abduction phenomenon, where something real and persistent does seem to be going on with large numbers of people worldwide and where credible academics have studied the subject and become convinced of its veracity.\\n\\nHowever, the intriguing thing about George Adamski is that his photos of \\\"scout ships\\\" with their distinctive three-pod saucer design, together with the cigar-shaped \\\"mother ships\\\" covered in lights, seem to be genuine. Over the years 14 different professional image analysts have stated on the record that they are either large airborne objects, or else life-size (in other words, enormous) mock-ups very skilfully manufactured and photographed in the air. Adamski's distinctive \\\"scout craft\\\" have been claimed by debunkers to be variously the roof of a chicken brooder, the lid of an ice cream machine or a lamp shade. It now seems the images were of none of these things. In 1950, Adamski offered US$2000 to anyone who could prove his photos were faked: no takers, no claimants for the US$2000. This precise shape and design of UFO has been photographed around the world many times over the decades by other witnesses and the images, when professionally analysed, are usually pronounced to be of real airborne objects of substantial size. The researcher/writer Timothy Good is one of many who have had Adamski's photographs professionally image-analysed and concluded they are of large, airborne objects and not fakes. Adamski also made public a convincing 16mm film of the \\\"saucers\\\" in flight. Moreover, Adamski had the close confidence of many high-level international figures including European royalty, and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. So we have an enigma, don't we?\\n\\nDue to the controversy surrounding Adamski and this book's quite thin content, it deserves only two stars - two rather than one because of Adamski's consistency and the fact he was never proved beyond all doubt to be a charlatan. He may have been a fraud, but we need to explain those troublesome and apparently authentic photographs and cine-film of the \\\"space ships\\\"...\",\n \"Product: Hardcover copy in good condition. Ex-library copy. Jacket spine and back cover present; front of cover missing./lh\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Crash Retrieval in Aztec NM in 1948?\\n\\nReview: This historically interesting book caused a stir on its publication in 1950. Frank Scully was a successful journalist with a national profile who claimed he had information that a dome-shaped craft of non-human origin had crashed in Aztec NM in 1948, been recovered by the military and the whole incident hushed-up by the Truman administration. He also claimed a number of dead bodies of small, humanoid aliens were recovered from the crash. The interesting thing is that in 1950, no details of the 1947 Roswell crash recovery had leaked into the public domain and with the exception of Donald Keyhoe mentioning widespread Air Force mess-hall rumours of a saucer crash-recovery event in NM in his second book, the idea did not enter the mainstream until researchers began to uncover multiple retrospective witness testimonies in the 1980s. So in 1950 Scully's public claims were revolutionary and led to sales of 62,000 copies in several printings, an enormous number at that time, leading to Scully becoming a minor national celebrity.\\n\\nThe text is prefaced by an introduction by the author who describes the encroaching \\\"National Security\\\" apparatus into the lives of ordinary citizens in 1950: highly prescient and absolutely relevant to the 21st century.\\n\\nScully describes an intriguing incident involving a mysterious \\\"scientist\\\" reported as giving a lecture to students at the University of Colorado talking about UFOs, advanced physics and crash recoveries. He then details contemporary sightings and encounters and speculates about interplanetary travel, describes and illustrates the current aerospace industry's attempts to design disk-shaped craft which would fly (a project designed to discredit encounters with non-human-origin UFOs by alleging confusion with more prosaic aircraft), discusses Einstein and the Unified Field Theory and lists 20 questions about the management of the UFO phenomenon which he put to \\\"Pentagon desk generals\\\" - not one of which was answered. The episode describing the NM crash recovery is scant on detail, but as it was reported to Scully second-hand he simply gives the facts as he heard them and does not enter into extensive speculation about the case.\\n\\nOn the specific subject of the alleged 1948 Aztec NM crash-recovery, controversy surrounds Scully's main informants Leo GeBauer and Silas Newton. These guys were financial players, oil investors and speculators who had business dealings in all the Four Corners states. Following the publication of Scully's book in 1950, the FBI went after GeBauer and Newton and started a campaign to discredit them ending with their conviction in a court in Denver when they were ordered to pay back US$18,000 to an \\\"investor\\\", Herman Flader. However, no other investors dealing with GeBauer or Newton ever had any complaints and all refused to testify against them, and the tenacious defamation campaign mounted by the FBI failed to make anything else stick. The Flader conviction did its job, however, and mud had stuck on Scully's expose of the Aztec crash: the book went out of print and the story slowly faded from memory.\\n\\nDespite - or perhaps because of - the controversy surrounding Scully's book and the FBI's persistent and ruthless campaign to discredit him and his informants, this is an important book historically. It was one of the first ever to address the UFO issue in print, pre-dating Donald Keyhoe's \\\"The Flying Saucers are Real!\\\" by several months, and the first ever book to discuss or even refer to credible reports of crashed and recovered alien technology.\\n\\nAn updated 2008 \\\"Conspiracy Journal\\\" reprint of the book containing interviews with researchers Nick Redfern, Stan Friedman et al is available, and informative about the story. The crash retrieval was reportedly at Aztec in 1948: a second and different crash from that on Brazel's ranch north of Roswell the year before. The overall assessment is that Something Happened out there in the NM desert which cannot be dismissed as a hoax, and the story at core is probably true.\\n\\nYou can still find this original 1950 hardcover book, and as so many were printed and are still in circulation the prices tend to be quite low. It's worth getting a good copy, if you can find one.\",\n \"Product: D. E. Tarver holds black belts ranging from 2nd to 7th degree in seven different styles of Japanese and Filipino martial arts. He has taught martial arts and strategy for twenty years. Since his honorable discharge from the Marines, he has spent time in Japan and the United States.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Musashi's short but timeless poetic classic\\n\\nReview: Musashi's work focuses on practicing the `martial arts' - particularly swordsmanship - not from the perspective of learning technique but from internal spiritual development; the ascendancy of `mind' to which all technique must ultimately become subservient.\\n\\nD. E. Tarver, who writes the introduction and notes to this edition, is a martial arts practitioner of long experience.\\n\\nThe `five rings' are in fact five chapters themed:\\n\\n1. Earth (the South)\\n\\n2. Water (the East)\\n\\n3. Fire (the West)\\n\\n4. Wind (the North)\\n\\n5. Emptiness (the Center: all action and response is most effective when preceded by emptiness - i.e. no internal noise, no preconceptions; `this must be learned')\\n\\nEach themed chapter incorporates short paragraphs explaining a specific aspect of how to win a contest or fight. For example, in the `Fire' ring, on `Imposing Fear:'\\n\\n\\\"...the heart of fear is in the unexpected...you do not frighten your opponents with what is right before their eyes. People may be frightened by voices...or by making the small seem large...something coming suddenly from the side also induces fear. You can frighten an opponent with your body, with your sword or with your voice. It is essential to do this suddenly, when your opponent is not expecting it. Take advantage of his fear and gain the victory immediately.\\\"\\n\\nMusashi was allegedly self-taught, and learned everything through his own experience, introspection and native intelligence. The `Book of Five Rings' is not meant to be some kind of bible, but continuously exhorts the reader to \\\"investigate this thoroughly\\\" and do his own work, taking Musashi's guidelines as a starting point to guard against fatal errors.\\n\\nThe power of Musashi's work is in its conciseness and its completeness. He is reported to have written this text in his final two years, around age 60, to summarise and condense the essence of a lifetime of success in the martial arts. It was considered vital in that age for a respected Samurai to be not just an accomplished fighter but a poet, artist, ceramicist and philosopher; learned and accomplished in many things.\\n\\nThis edition is recommended as a fine choice.\",\n \"Product: Readers familiar with the original book will find no less intriguing. Well-executed drawings done by Betty Andreasson Luca herself help to express her emotions and recollections about all of this whatever its meaning.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Backwards and forwards in time, the Andreasson Investigation deepens\\n\\nReview: Ray Fowler's second book in the series analyzing the long and complex case of Betty Andreasson-Luca and her family was originally published in 1982, the same year as Budd Hopkins' \\\"Missing Time\\\" but five years before Hopkins' landmark book \\\"Intruders\\\" with which it shares some common themes and methodology.\\n\\nIn many ways this second book about the Andreasson case is more interesting than the first published in 1979, with its focus on one single extended abduction event from 1967. Here in AA2 Fowler and the MUFON team, including psychologist/hypnotherapist Fred Max, explore the lifelong abduction experiences of both Betty and her second husband Bob and open out the discussion to what this phenomenon might be. Betty's determination to understand her experiences through the prism of her own Christian-religious faith sets this case apart from many others and makes it problematic for some researchers; but Fowler, a Christian convert himself, nevertheless remains open-minded and keeps admirably to the scientific method despite the high strangeness of the data.\\n\\nThe detailed recall Betty has of her abductions under professional hypnosis continues to mark this case out as significant. She always was an excellent hypnotic subject. A few outlandish and frankly horrific details (such as the abductors removing her eyeball to insert implants into her brain, then re-seating the eyeball again into its socket) had never been reported to researchers prior to this case, but later came up again and again in other cases. Betty's detailed artistic drawings of her abduction adventures are another aspect of this case which marks it out as unusual and interesting.\\n\\nIn the final chapters, Fowler tackles some of the more puzzling and enigmatic day-to-day phenomena experienced by the Lucas and frequently attendant to other abductees. Chapter 12, \\\"The Psychic Element in UFO Reports\\\", could stand on its own as a most fascinating essay: the Pentagon's expressed interest in psychic phenomena experienced by members of a military helicopter team following an encounter; poltergeist activity and temporary missing items (like keys) which inexplicably reappear in full view after hours or days are common to abductees. Fowler explores theories about these and how they fit in with CEs. Chapter 13, \\\"Mystery Copters and the MIB\\\" details Bob Luca's attempts to get answers from the FAA and the military about the black helicopters which frequently circled over their homes (in CT and later in MA) and followed their car. The copters were unmarked, matt black, and flying well below the 500ft minimum altitude stipulated by aviation law. Many of Bob's close-up photographs of these black helicopters are reproduced in the book, as is his extensive correspondence with various authorities about the issue. He was certainly persistent, but without result. The weirdest phenomenon of all has to be the MIB, reported consistently over years by witnesses, experiencers and investigators and also a factor in this case.\\n\\nThe book concludes with a couple of chapters speculating on what might be going on, taking in the viewpoints of skeptics (\\\"it's all psychological\\\"), proponents of the ETI hypothesis and various religious paradigms, and Betty Andreasson's own beliefs about the events. All in all, this is a fascinating and thoughtful study of an important case and contributed significantly to understanding this strange but very real phenomenon. Ray Fowler is an intelligent man, a deep thinker and a good writer, and reading his books is always time well spent.\",\n \"Product: Unusual book\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Re-create the Cornucopia eating experience at home\\n\\nReview: `Cornucopia' is a famous and successful vegetarian restaurant at 19 Wicklow Street, Dublin, founded in January 1986 by Dierdre and (the now deceased) Neil McCafferty after they returned from years of working in the USA. In Boston, they gained inspiration for their idealistic vision of promoting a wholesome organic lifestyle and put it into action back in Dublin. Cornucopia is still doing well after 26 years, and we have eaten there several times.\\n\\n`Cornucopia at Home' is a big 450-page hardcover volume of their tried-and-tested menu dishes, and the best vegetarian/organic cookbook I have ever used. The book was written after hundreds of customers over the years asked them to write and publish it, as they enjoyed eating there so much. Eleanor Heffernan writes that the book is \\\"for people who like wholefood, health food and like to cook everything from scratch.\\\"\\n\\nThe book is very good for people with allergies or food intolerances, as each recipe is marked with a symbol for yeast-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, egg-free, vegan, no nuts, etc. etc. The contents divide into:\\n\\n* Soups\\n\\n* Salads\\n\\n* Main courses\\n\\n* Breads\\n\\n* Desserts\\n\\nEach recipe is clearly explained and illustrated with fabulous photography. The text is written in a down-to-earth style with good-natured humour. If you have never cooked vegetarian food before, then follow the recipe advice in this book and you can't go wrong. NB the only thing an American buyer needs to be aware of is that because Ireland is a European country, all measurements in the book are in metric units so you will need either metric scales/measuring jugs, or a conversion table.\\n\\nThe production quality of the book is very good and though it might not be the cheapest cook book you ever buy, it's going to be one of the best.\\n\\nHighly recommended without reservation.\",\n \"Product: Book by Charles Hickson, William Mendez\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: The Pascagoula Incident, in exhaustive detail\\n\\nReview: Published in 1983 with an initial hardcover print-run of only 2,000 copies, this book is now rare. It documents the full story of the abduction of shipyard workers Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker whilst fishing on the Pascagoula River in Mississippi on the evening of 11th October 1973, by humanoid entities observed to emerge from a nearby hovering UFO; plus the follow-up investigations of the incident and what happened to the two participants in subsequent years.\\n\\nInitially Hickson and Parker attempted to report the encounter to nearby Keesler Air Force Base in Biloxi, only to be told that the USAF \\\"did not handle those things\\\". They then went to the office of the local Sheriff, who suspecting a prank interviewed them separately, compared their testimonies and then (on the pretext of \\\"going to get some coffee\\\") left a hidden tape recorder running in the room where the two witnesses were left unaccompanied, and finally became convinced they were telling the truth. Astronomer J. Allen Hynek immediately flew down to Pascagoula to interview the pair, pronounced the case to be \\\"absolutely genuine\\\": the case became national news and received widespread media coverage. Due to the unassailable character of the co-witnesses, their unshakeable testimonies and the evidence which only became stronger the more deeply it was investigated, this came to be seen as one of the classic cases of multi-witness alien abduction whose veracity has never been seriously challenged.\\n\\nThe book is co-authored by investigator William Mendez and Charles Hickson, the older of the two witnesses, covers the development of the relationship of trust between the co-authors and all the details of the story as it unfolded. Mendez's narrative holds the fabric of the story together, and Hickson contributes detail-vignettes about the 11/10/1973 incident and some subsequent experiences, on one occasion witnessed by several people in a car. Both Hickson and Parker voluntarily submitted to polygraph testing and to some hypnotic regression sessions led by professional hypnotherapist John Kraus in an attempt to aid memory-detail recovery. One interesting detail is that both witnesses were very concerned they might have been subjected to harmful radiation; testing was done at Keesler USAF base where they were given the all-clear. Interviewed by intelligence officers at Keesler, Hickson and Parker reported \\\"they believed our story, but Washington said, `Hands off'\\\" (p18).\\n\\nA lot of ground is covered by Mendez who, mindful of the intended audience for the book, goes over the Hill and Villas Boas cases plus other high-profile sighting cases from Mississippi in 1973-74, discourses on the probabilities of intelligent life elsewhere in the galaxy, and spends a chapter deconstructing all the anticipated debunkers' arguments one at a time. Many of the recorded interviews and hypnosis sessions with the witnesses are transcribed verbatim, making up as much as 25% of the total page-count. B&W illustrations and photographs are inserted into the text, magazine-style, some images taking a full page.\\n\\nThe precise morphology of the entities reported by both Hickson and Parker has been rarely reported elsewhere; they did not correspond with the commonly-reported spindly grey alien type with bulbous heads and large, dark almond-shaped eyes. Hickson thought they might have been robots rather than living sentient entities, but at the end of the day this is just speculation.\\n\\nThe book will tell you everything you need to know about the Pascagoula case, including details not commonly reported in printed summaries. To the serious student of the phenomenon however, much of the `padding' in the text is superfluous, as it's designed as background supporting evidence for the casual reader unfamiliar with the literature.\\n\\nThe book concludes with 50x pages of appendices. These detail a meeting with Betty Hill; present a selection of the hundreds of letters of support received by Hickson and Parker from members of the public; document the exhaustive psychological testing of the two witnesses and subsequent medical reports, and include a further section addressing the objections of detractors and debunkers.\\n\\n`UFO Contact at Pascagoula' was published by Wendelle Stevens in Tuscon AZ; professionally proof-read, it's a literate and typo-free reading experience. Prices are likely to remain high due to rarity and if you can get hold of a good copy, it'll likely be a good investment.\",\n \"Product: About The Author: Yvonne Smith is also the author of CHOSEN: Recollections of UFO Abductions Through Hypnotherapy (currently being revised). She has been in practice since 1991, founding CERO (Close Encounters Resource Organization) in 1992, an abductee support group that continues to conduct monthly meetings. In the last 24 years, Smith has lectured at national and international conferences, various universities, and co-lectured on tour with the late, John Mack M.D., the late abduction research pioneer, Budd Hopkins and David Jacobs, PhD. Her many television guest appearances have included The Montel Williams Show, History Channel, MSNBC, Discovery Channel, Encounters, Sightings, and frequent guest appearances on Coast to Coast. In January 2013, Smith launched CERO International, which features keynote speakers and is focused to educate the general public on the realities of human-alien interaction. She resides in Southern California with her family. Further information is available at cerointernational.com\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Coronado Island 1994: President Clinton, the Secret Service and mass alien abductions\\n\\nReview: Yvonne Smith is a skilled & qualified hypnotherapist (C.Ht) practicing in southern California. In the 1980s when working to uncover the cause of PTSD, buried narratives of alien abduction experiences started to emerge from many of her patients under hypnosis. Not only did these traumas explain the source of the PTSD symptoms, but exploration of the issue usually resolved the symptoms. So from a position of initial skepticism, Smith gradually moved over to specialising in the abduction issue and in 1991 founded the Close Encounter Resource Organization (CERO).\\n\\nIn 1994, 200 members of CERO met for a conference at the upmarket Hotel Del Coronado on Coronado Island in San Diego, CA. Almost all the conference attendees were serial abductees and were abducted at some time during the event. This case is interesting because of two factors:\\n\\n1. The number of abductions experienced and witnessed by the delegates in one weekend was very large, and attended by the usual high strangeness paranormal events including close-up UFO sightings\\n\\n2. Then-President Bill Clinton and several senior government figures, together with large numbers of Secret Service personnel, were also staying at the Hotel Del Coronado that weekend while these events were happening\\n\\nThis 2014 book is the result of a long & detailed investigation into this remarkable incident. Yvonne has done some thorough research into this case, and documented the experiences of all attendees and witnesses she could trace. Most of the attending abductees have been regressed to assist in memory recovery, and most of the transcripts (as in Smiths first book on this phenomenon Chosen) are reproduced verbatim.\\n\\nThe result is something of a mixed bag, with the more detailed accounts like those of Dawn in Chapter 9, who vividly recalls being introduced to her hybrid children during her abduction making for fascinating reading. The author fills in the background of all these abductees for the reader; some have consented to be photographed and have their own names used, others remain anonymous and have no wish for public exposure. There is a chapter on the two brothers whose story featured in Chosen detailing their surgically-removed implants and later experiences. Photos are included of some of these surgical procedures, and of the scoop-mark scars commonly found on abductees.\\n\\nCoronado runs to 410 pages and is quite a tome. Some readers may feel the text might have benefitted from editing to prune some of the more prolix personal abductee-histories to make a more concise story. However, the whole case is certainly fascinating and deserves to be more widely known, taking its place alongside more iconic and enduring multiple witness cases like the Hill case, Pascagoula, the Allagash abduction incident and so on, for in none of these cases were so many people simultaneously abducted. Debunkers, as usual, will no doubt claim the evidence is all anecdotal and dismiss it with their current explanation-du-jour (sleep paralysis, hypnagogic states or the 50-or-so other explanations unconvincingly trotted out, none of which remotely fit the evidence).\\n\\nThe book is well written but a small handful of typos have escaped the editing process, quite acceptable in a self-published book of this length. Despite these minor criticisms of style and editing, Yvonne has done a good job here. She is an honest researcher who persistently champions the use of regressive hypnosis to uncover the memories blocked by the abductors, and deserves wide recognition and commendation. Its interesting that she uncovers exactly the same narratives from her 200+ abductees as other diligent researchers of this phenomenon such as David Jacobs, Kathy Marden, Jed Turnbull, John Carpenter, and the late Budd Hopkins, John Mack, Karla Turner and Barbara Bartholic.\\n\\nWhat we don't find reported in the book is what the Clintons thought about all this going on around them during their time at Coronado, or whether they are even now aware of these events from 1994. Some abductee testimony in the book reports seeing the President and two Secret Service men aboard a craft during their abduction, but such anecdotal accounts will always be difficult to corroborate. Now that would make for an interesting story!\",\n \"Product: hardcover first edition. dust jacket is present- worn, torn, flaps are taped together, faded, chipped, yellowing, with some chunks missing. book itself has well read binding-many pages creased to spine, markings or creasing-heavy underlining and notes in margins throughout, limited chipping or tearing to edges.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: UFO Conspiracy openly acknowledged for the first time\\n\\nReview: This, Donald Keyhoe's third book on the UFO issue, was published in 1955 with a major reprint in 1957 when he had retired from the Marine Corps and NICAP had just been formed, though Keyhoe was not yet formally involved in this civilian organization. It is read less often than the first two books or his fifth, the classic \\\"Aliens from Space\\\". However this one is as interesting as the rest and gives good insight into how the UFO issue was managed at every level in Washington DC in the late 1950s.\\n\\nAs usual, the author's informal and colloquial writing style makes for easy reading. What modern researchers refer to as the \\\"cover-up\\\" Keyhoe here documents as \\\"The Silence Group\\\": the early incarnation of the information embargo initiated from the highest level of government and managed by a powerful faction of the Air Force inside The Pentagon, whose job was to conceal, discredit and debunk high-profile UFO reports and prevent them reaching the mainstream media.\\n\\nKeyhoe still had multiple \\\"warm\\\" contacts in The Pentagon and received a great deal of information on sightings and encounters from his former colleagues in the military. Some of the early UFO-military encounters documented here were quite remarkable, and it seems the ETH was by this time universally accepted in private by virtually all the US military but kept from the public domain as much as possible.\\n\\nAt 236 pages plus appendices, it's a good weekend read. Pick up a good original hardcover copy if you can.\",\n \"Product: CONTENTS: Encounter above the Atlantic; the Killian Case; Round One; The Hoax; The Captain Ruppelt Record; The Inquiry Begins; Frame-up; November Crisis; Checkmate; From a Nearby World; the Armstrong Theater Battle; The Airliner Chase; Abandon That Course!; The New Search; Signals from Space; The Lost Civilization; Riddle at Lackland Field; The Warnings; Tug-of-War; The Hidden Reports; The Key; epilogue.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A View from NICAP's Golden Age\\n\\nReview: \\\"Flying Saucers: Top Secret,\\\" published in 1960, was Donald Keyhoe's fourth book on the UFO phenomenon and the first one written whilst he was in post as full-time Director of the National Investigations Committee on Aerial Phenomena, founded in 1957.\\n\\nLike Keyhoe's third book, \\\"The Flying Saucer Conspiracy,\\\" this excellent work is less often read than either the first two (which are both in modern reprint) or \\\"Aliens from Space,\\\" his fifth and final book published in 1973 and a recognised classic.\\n\\nThe book offers good insight into the early work at NICAP and how relationships were built with national print and TV media, and with government and military bodies in Washington DC, during this period. The membership of NICAP during the early 1960s exceeded 15,000 (no other civilian UFO organization has come close in membership numbers in recent times) and Keyhoe lobbied for Congressional hearings on the UFO issue. The sighting and UFO-military encounter reports continue to pile up, and some are truly eye-popping.\\n\\nFor the student of the UFO issue, this book is full of interesting gems. A chapter is devoted to the early work of Ed Ruppelt in joining Keyhoe to lobby for open hearings. In Chapter 16 titled \\\"The Lost Civilization\\\", the extraordinary Piri Reis map is described and its implications for a different interpretation of human history explored.\\n\\nChapter 11 in the book details the infamous live CBS Television broadcast on 22 January 1958, when Keyhoe was interviewed on \\\"Armstrong Circle Theatre\\\" to discuss UFOs and was openly censored on live television in front of an audience of millions. Keyhoe claimed a U.S. Congressional committee was evaluating evidence that \\\"will absolutely prove that the UFOs are machines under intelligent control\\\". CBS simply shut off the mike during the live broadcast! CBS's Director of Editing Herbert Carlborg later claimed the censorship had been imposed for \\\"Reasons of National Security.\\\"\\n\\nAs with Keyhoe's other books, the writing style is racy and colloquial, with real-time conversations reported verbatim and the narrative unfolding in story-fashion as the reader is taken on a journey with the author. Richard Dolan (and others) believes Donald Keyhoe to be \\\"The greatest UFO researcher, ever\\\". It's hard to dissent from this view.\\n\\nAt 283 pages, the book is slightly longer than Keyhoe's previous works but still manageable. It ends with a short epilogue by Keyhoe wherein he pleads that if the reader believes UFO censorship to be wrong, he should urge his congressman to insist on public hearings. Get hold of a good hardcover copy if you can find one.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Here is the thrilling, behind the-scenes account of the Air force's struggle with the flying saucer scare. Major Keyhoe explains with rare forcefulness exactly why the public has never been told the truth about unidentified flying objects\\\" 276 pages\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Keyhoe and UFOs - the original and the best\\n\\nReview: This was Major Donald Keyhoe's second book on the subject of UFOs, published in 1953, and the last to be written whilst he was still a serving officer in the US military with an office inside The Pentagon.\\n\\nThe racy and colloquial style of writing makes for easy reading, tempered by the hard-hitting content of what Keyhoe increasingly saw as a cover-up of good UFO evidence by the USAF. In this book, the battle lines between Keyhoe in his later role as chairman of NICAP and the agencies of the US Government over the UFO disclosure issue start to be drawn. Conversations about the subject between senior USAF officers witnessed by Keyhoe are quoted verbatim and at length.\\n\\nAgain the book is a treasure-trove of detailed, documented encounters between Air Force pilots and UFOs, and there is a welcome international dimension. Interestingly, USAF intelligence seriously considered in 1950 that the UFOs might be Russian in origin, but also that they might in fact be secret British technology not at the time shared with the Americans! Astounding, but true. It became increasingly evident that the ETH was not encouraged in public so as not to seed panic in the population.\\n\\nThere are rumors reported in the book that a crashed UFO in New Mexico, with alien bodies recovered, had been covered up by the USAF at the behest of the government. Keyhoe reports hearting this in Air Force mess halls around the country - before 1953. The Roswell story was known about long before the 1980s, but was covered up so successfully as to be virtually forgotten.\\nThere is speculation about deep space travel, far-sighted given that the author was writing almost a decade before Gagarin made the first manned flight into space in April 1961 and many believed space flight to be impossible. Also the book contains some philosophical musings about the implications for religions and traditional notions of God of contact with another civilization from outside the Earth. In the wake of the 1952 \\\"flyover\\\" of Washington DC, the ETH was pretty much universally accepted by almost everyone in the US military. That this conviction was subsequently covered up and muddied in the public mind was a remarkable feat of media management probably unequalled in history.\\n\\nAlthough the author's second book did not have quite the startling impact of the first it still contains good information and insights and should be on the bookshelf of anyone seriously interested in this subject. Keyhoe was a hero of \\\"Disclosure.\\\"\\nAt 245 pages plus some good appendices you can easily read \\\"Flying Saucers from Outer Space\\\" in a weekend, or even a quiet Sunday.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Here is the thrilling, behind the-scenes account of the Air force's struggle with the flying saucer scare. Major Keyhoe explains with rare forcefulness exactly why the public has never been told the truth about unidentified flying objects\\\" 276 pages\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Donald Keyhoe: a hero for \\\"Disclosure\\\"\\n\\nReview: This was Major Donald Keyhoe's second book on the subject of UFOs, published in 1953, and the last to be written whilst he was still a serving officer in the US military with an office inside The Pentagon.\\n\\nThe racy and colloquial style of writing makes for easy reading, tempered by the hard-hitting content of what Keyhoe increasingly saw as a cover-up of good UFO evidence by the USAF. In this book, the battle lines between Keyhoe in his later role as chairman of NICAP and the agencies of the US Government over the UFO disclosure issue start to be drawn. Conversations about the subject between senior USAF officers witnessed by Keyhoe are quoted verbatim and at length.\\n\\nAgain the book is a treasure-trove of detailed, documented encounters between Air Force pilots and UFOs, and there is a welcome international dimension. Interestingly, USAF intelligence seriously considered in 1950 that the UFOs might be Russian in origin, but also that they might in fact be secret British technology not at the time shared with the Americans! Astounding, but true. It became increasingly evident that the ETH was not encouraged in public so as not to seed panic in the population.\\n\\nThere are rumors reported in the book that a crashed UFO in New Mexico, with alien bodies recovered, had been covered up by the USAF at the behest of the government. Keyhoe reports hearing this in Air Force mess halls around the country - before 1953. The Roswell story was known about long before the 1980s, but was covered up so successfully as to be virtually forgotten.\\n\\nThere is speculation about deep space travel, far-sighted given that the author was writing almost a decade before Gagarin made the first manned flight into space in April 1961 and many believed space flight to be impossible. Also the book contains some philosophical musings about the implications for religions and traditional notions of God of contact with another civilization from outside the Earth. In the wake of the 1952 flyover of Washington DC, the ETH was pretty much universally accepted by almost everyone in the US military. That this conviction was subsequently covered up and muddied in the public mind was a remarkable feat of media management probably unequalled in history.\\n\\nAlthough the author's second book did not have quite the startling impact of the first it still contains good information and insights and should be on the bookshelf of anyone seriously interested in this subject. Keyhoe was a hero of \\\"Disclosure.\\\"\\n\\nAt 245 pages plus some good appendices you can easily read \\\"Flying Saucers from Outer Space\\\" in a weekend, or even a quiet Sunday.\",\n \"Product: \\\"Here is the thrilling, behind the-scenes account of the Air force's struggle with the flying saucer scare. Major Keyhoe explains with rare forcefulness exactly why the public has never been told the truth about unidentified flying objects\\\" 276 pages\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Donald Keyhoe: a hero of \\\"disclosure\\\" about the ET issue\\n\\nReview: This was Major Donald Keyhoe's second book on the subject of UFOs, published in 1953, and the last to be written whilst he was still a serving officer in the US military with an office inside The Pentagon.\\n\\nThe racy and colloquial style of writing makes for easy reading, tempered by the hard-hitting content of what Keyhoe increasingly saw as a cover-up of good UFO evidence by the USAF. In this book, the battle lines between Keyhoe in his later role as chairman of NICAP and the agencies of the US Government over the UFO disclosure issue start to be drawn.\\n\\nAgain the book is a treasure-trove of detailed, documented encounters between Air Force pilots and UFOs, and there is a welcome international dimension. Interestingly, USAF intelligence seriously considered that the UFOs might be Russian in origin, but also that they might in fact be secret British technology not at the time shared with the Americans! Astounding, but true. It became increasingly evident that the ETH was not encouraged in public so as not to seed panic in the population.\\n\\nThere are rumors reported in the book that a crashed UFO in New Mexico, with alien bodies recovered, had been covered up by the USAF at the behest of the government. Keyhoe reports hearing this in Air Force mess halls around the country - before 1953. The Roswell story was known about long before the 1980s, but was covered up so successfully as to be virtually forgotten.\\n\\nAlthough the author's second book did not have quite the startling impact of the first it still contains good information and insights and should be on the bookshelf of anyone seriously interested in this subject. 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It holds up to 250 pieces of paper in each of the two drawers, for a total capacity of 500 pages. The two drawers are helpful if you are using two different sizes of paper, but it is a little unnecessary if you are regularly using the same size paper.\n\nThe set up of the printer went very smoothly, though I should mention that I avoided the enclosed CD and downloaded the manual and drivers from Canon's website. We set up the printer wireslessly on our home network. Even if you have installed many wireless printers, this one may still leave you scratching your head. I strongly suggest using \"Wireless Help\" on Canon's website, as Canon's wireless setup is not always straightforward. I had previously set up Canon wireless printers before, so I knew it was best to use the Wireless Help instead of hunting through the digital manual. Hopefully, this nugget of information will help someone else.\n\nThe print quality is the middle of the road at 600 x 1200 dpi. Most of our printing is documents with very little graphics, so it is fine. If you are printing photos or high-resolution images, you may be a little disappointed in comparison to some entry level laser printers. The printer had nice speed, especially at this price point.\n\nOverall, it is a good entry level printer, but not a great printer."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"This is a nice, entry-level inkject printer for the small or home office. It is much faster on warm-up than an entry-level laser printer and the replacement ink cartridges are more affordable than most laser toners. It holds up to 250 pieces of paper in each of the two drawers, for a total capacity of 500 pages. The two drawers are helpful if you are using two different sizes of paper, but it is a little unnecessary if you are regularly using the same size paper.\n\nThe set up of the printer went very smoothly, though I should mention that I avoided the enclosed CD and downloaded the manual and drivers from Canon's website. We set up the printer wireslessly on our home network. Even if you have installed many wireless printers, this one may still leave you scratching your head. I strongly suggest using \"Wireless Help\" on Canon's website, as Canon's wireless setup is not always straightforward. I had previously set up Canon wireless printers before, so I knew it was best to use the Wireless Help instead of hunting through the digital manual. Hopefully, this nugget of information will help someone else.\n\nThe print quality is the middle of the road at 600 x 1200 dpi. Most of our printing is documents with very little graphics, so it is fine. If you are printing photos or high-resolution images, you may be a little disappointed in comparison to some entry level laser printers. The printer had nice speed, especially at this price point.\n\nOverall, it is a good entry level printer, but not a great printer."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: The SV431DVIUAHR 4 Port High Resolution USB DVI Dual Link KVM Switch with Audio provides simple, yet comprehensive KVM control of up to 4 directly connected computers with dual link DVI output and USB keyboard and mouse connections. Audio switching capability and support for high resolution dual link DVI applications up to 2560x1600 @ 60Hz (up to 3840x2400 at lower refresh rates), make this KVM a superior switching solution that integrates perfectly into multimedia environments. The DVI USB KVM Switch is compatible with all USB supported operating systems with no software or drivers to install, and features a built-in USB 2.0 hub that allows you to share up to 3 high speed USB devices between computers. Backed by a StarTech.com 3-year warranty and free lifetime technical support. Rackmount your KVM switch If youd like to mount this KVM switch to your server rack, StarTech.com offers a 1U Rackmount Bracket(sold separately) that turns this KVM into a rackmountable KVM.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: StarTech.com 2 Port High Resolution USB DVI Dual Link KVM Switch with Audio\n\nReview: I used several different KVM switches throughout the years, but I eventually gave up on using them as there were always issues, such as dropping mouse/keyboard actions or randomly having a screen going black. I always had issues, despite trying different manuacture, and the the issues typically seemed to happen at the very worst time, i.e. during a presentation or working on a critical document.\n\nDespite my past experiences, I decided to give this KVM a shot, and I think that I have finally found a keeper. I used this particular KVM using my daily computer and the computer used for our security system. I previously had two keyboards and two mice on my desk plus an additional monitor solely used for the security system. It was a situation crying out for a KVM switch. (One monitor 1920 x 1080 and the other is 1366 x 768, both native DVI).\n\nSince installing the KVM switch, I have not had a single issue. No randomly dropped mouse/keyboard actions or monitors blinking on or off. I really don't what else to say, as it does what it is supposed to do and I only have one mouse, one keyboard, and one monitor for the two different computer systems. It is not the prettiest thing in the world, but it blends into the background and not intrusive. I push a button to switch between the computers and keep working along.","Product: Express your creativity in bold, vibrant color with the BIC Color Collection by Conte Coloring Felt Pens. Perfect for doodling, adult coloring, and other art projects, this felt pen collection contains a versatile spectrum of bright, intense colors. Each felt pen comes equipped with a fine 0.7mm point that glides effortlessly across paper and delivers smooth, vibrant ink coverage. The pens also feature elegant all-black barrels and colored caps that correspond to the color of the ink, making color selection and organization easy. Packaged in a premium storage tin that is easy to transport, this felt pen collection is an ideal choice for any artist on the go.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Markers with slight flaws\n\nReview: Overall these water-based markers are excellent for most coloring books. However, there are some important points that need to be mentioned:\n\n1. These are not the right choice for very fine detail, as the markers are water-based and will spread some.\n2. Test the colors before you use them, as you cannot go by the color of the cap.\n3. These markers can bleed onto the other side and following pages. I learned quickly to place something between the pages to stop the bleeding. I do not use double-sided pages, so it wasn't that big of a deal, but you really cannot use these for types of books.\n4. An unpleasant overlapping of colors can occur if you color close together with different colors.\n\nWhy four stars despite all the caveats? Once you realize these issues and plan for them, they are wonderful markers for some relaxing coloring. Markers personally provide a more vibrant experience than colored pencils and these markers really provide the right kind of pop of color that bring out the pictures. These markers flow easily across the page and do not require additional action of producing colors like a colored pencil.","Product: The BLACK+DECKER LSTE523 20V MAX Lithium EASYFEED String Trimmer/Edger is part of the 20V MAX System; 1 System - Endless Tasks. Power for your Style. This tool is designed for trimming areas of overgrowth after mowing, as well as edging along borders, sidewalks, and flower beds. It features the Power Drive Transmission which increases torque for more cutting power at the string, and the 2-speed control lets you choose between more power or extended runtime. It easily converts from trimmer to wheeled edger. This unit features EASYFEED which allows you to advance your line with the push of a button with no bumping required. It has a premium micro texture soft grip that provides comfort and control while using the tool, with adjustable height and handle for ideal user comfort. Cutting swath of 12 inches, Line Size - 0.065 in., RPM - 5,500/7,200, Replacement Spool - AF-100. Maximum initial battery voltage (measured without a workload) is 20 votes. Nominal voltage is 18. Includes: (1) LSTE523 20V MAX Cordless Trimmer/Edger, (1) LB2X3020 20V MAX Extended Runtime Lithium Battery, (1) Charger, (1) AFS Spool, (1) Guard\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Powerful and Quiet Weedeater With Questions About Long-Term Durability\n\nReview: We have been making the switch to cordless power tools over the last couple of years, as the ethanol in gas seems to be wrecking havoc on small engines. Through the transition, I have learned that 20V is the minimum for power tools. Thankfully this came with that much power in the one included battery.\n\nWe have a two-acre parcel, so one battery charge is not enough to do all of the weed-eating. We were able to get about 40 minutes on the higher of the two speed settings before needing to swap out batteries. I tend to keep an extra battery (not included) on my belt, so the swapping was not a problem for me. I never used the lower speed on actual weeds and grass as I could tell it was not fast enough for the work to be done. The batteries seem to charge in about 3.5-4 hours, though I tended to leave them on overnight.\n\nThis machine is much quieter than a gas weedeater and it has the advantage of instantly going to work without having to go through the tedious process of cranking a gas model. Plus, you don't have to go through the mixed oil with the fuel either!\n\nThe weedeater is so easy to adjust and is lightweight. I am 6'2\" and I did not have any issues with a sore back like I normally have with a gas model. Not to mention that I did not to have fight through the fumes of the gas model while working. The line is fed out via a button versus having to bump in on the ground which is a very nice feature. The switch between the trimmer and edger is very easy as well.\n\nOne downside to the product is that it has a lot of plastic pieces, though it does make it more lightweight. Weedeaters take a lot of abuse while being used and even sometimes in storage, so I am a little hesitant about the long-term durability. Another battery would have been nice, but it would have driven the price up. I had a couple of other batteries from other tools available, but you may want to strongly consider buying a second battery.","Product: QUICKDRAW DIY Self Marking 25' Foot Tape Measure - 1st Measuring Tape with a Built in Pencil\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: gotta have one in your tool bag\n\nReview: We have used a lot of tape measures throughout the years, both professionally and personally, and this tape measure just does not measure up to its competition. First, while the case feels sturdy and durable, the tape (blade) itself is flimsy. I attempted to measure a five foot piece of farm equipment and it collapsed after 3 feet was pulled out, even with the tip hooked onto the end. I tried it 5 times just to make sure it was not me, and it continued to collapse.\n\nI was also thrown off by the blue coloring of the tape (blade). It worked fine inside, but it had an odd coloring when used in the sunlight.\n\nThe graphite seemed like an interesting idea at first, and it is somewhat for a small marking, but it obviously leaves an arc when making a larger mark. I guess it is handy, though, if you have to hold onto the flimsy tape (blade) with one hand, the case with the other, and needing to make a mark.\n\nI would recommend going with a FatMax by Stanley over this product."],"string":"[\n \"Product: The SV431DVIUAHR 4 Port High Resolution USB DVI Dual Link KVM Switch with Audio provides simple, yet comprehensive KVM control of up to 4 directly connected computers with dual link DVI output and USB keyboard and mouse connections. Audio switching capability and support for high resolution dual link DVI applications up to 2560x1600 @ 60Hz (up to 3840x2400 at lower refresh rates), make this KVM a superior switching solution that integrates perfectly into multimedia environments. The DVI USB KVM Switch is compatible with all USB supported operating systems with no software or drivers to install, and features a built-in USB 2.0 hub that allows you to share up to 3 high speed USB devices between computers. Backed by a StarTech.com 3-year warranty and free lifetime technical support. Rackmount your KVM switch If youd like to mount this KVM switch to your server rack, StarTech.com offers a 1U Rackmount Bracket(sold separately) that turns this KVM into a rackmountable KVM.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: StarTech.com 2 Port High Resolution USB DVI Dual Link KVM Switch with Audio\\n\\nReview: I used several different KVM switches throughout the years, but I eventually gave up on using them as there were always issues, such as dropping mouse/keyboard actions or randomly having a screen going black. I always had issues, despite trying different manuacture, and the the issues typically seemed to happen at the very worst time, i.e. during a presentation or working on a critical document.\\n\\nDespite my past experiences, I decided to give this KVM a shot, and I think that I have finally found a keeper. I used this particular KVM using my daily computer and the computer used for our security system. I previously had two keyboards and two mice on my desk plus an additional monitor solely used for the security system. It was a situation crying out for a KVM switch. (One monitor 1920 x 1080 and the other is 1366 x 768, both native DVI).\\n\\nSince installing the KVM switch, I have not had a single issue. No randomly dropped mouse/keyboard actions or monitors blinking on or off. I really don't what else to say, as it does what it is supposed to do and I only have one mouse, one keyboard, and one monitor for the two different computer systems. It is not the prettiest thing in the world, but it blends into the background and not intrusive. I push a button to switch between the computers and keep working along.\",\n \"Product: Express your creativity in bold, vibrant color with the BIC Color Collection by Conte Coloring Felt Pens. Perfect for doodling, adult coloring, and other art projects, this felt pen collection contains a versatile spectrum of bright, intense colors. Each felt pen comes equipped with a fine 0.7mm point that glides effortlessly across paper and delivers smooth, vibrant ink coverage. The pens also feature elegant all-black barrels and colored caps that correspond to the color of the ink, making color selection and organization easy. Packaged in a premium storage tin that is easy to transport, this felt pen collection is an ideal choice for any artist on the go.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Markers with slight flaws\\n\\nReview: Overall these water-based markers are excellent for most coloring books. However, there are some important points that need to be mentioned:\\n\\n1. These are not the right choice for very fine detail, as the markers are water-based and will spread some.\\n2. Test the colors before you use them, as you cannot go by the color of the cap.\\n3. These markers can bleed onto the other side and following pages. I learned quickly to place something between the pages to stop the bleeding. I do not use double-sided pages, so it wasn't that big of a deal, but you really cannot use these for types of books.\\n4. An unpleasant overlapping of colors can occur if you color close together with different colors.\\n\\nWhy four stars despite all the caveats? Once you realize these issues and plan for them, they are wonderful markers for some relaxing coloring. Markers personally provide a more vibrant experience than colored pencils and these markers really provide the right kind of pop of color that bring out the pictures. These markers flow easily across the page and do not require additional action of producing colors like a colored pencil.\",\n \"Product: The BLACK+DECKER LSTE523 20V MAX Lithium EASYFEED String Trimmer/Edger is part of the 20V MAX System; 1 System - Endless Tasks. Power for your Style. This tool is designed for trimming areas of overgrowth after mowing, as well as edging along borders, sidewalks, and flower beds. It features the Power Drive Transmission which increases torque for more cutting power at the string, and the 2-speed control lets you choose between more power or extended runtime. It easily converts from trimmer to wheeled edger. This unit features EASYFEED which allows you to advance your line with the push of a button with no bumping required. It has a premium micro texture soft grip that provides comfort and control while using the tool, with adjustable height and handle for ideal user comfort. Cutting swath of 12 inches, Line Size - 0.065 in., RPM - 5,500/7,200, Replacement Spool - AF-100. Maximum initial battery voltage (measured without a workload) is 20 votes. Nominal voltage is 18. Includes: (1) LSTE523 20V MAX Cordless Trimmer/Edger, (1) LB2X3020 20V MAX Extended Runtime Lithium Battery, (1) Charger, (1) AFS Spool, (1) Guard\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Powerful and Quiet Weedeater With Questions About Long-Term Durability\\n\\nReview: We have been making the switch to cordless power tools over the last couple of years, as the ethanol in gas seems to be wrecking havoc on small engines. Through the transition, I have learned that 20V is the minimum for power tools. Thankfully this came with that much power in the one included battery.\\n\\nWe have a two-acre parcel, so one battery charge is not enough to do all of the weed-eating. We were able to get about 40 minutes on the higher of the two speed settings before needing to swap out batteries. I tend to keep an extra battery (not included) on my belt, so the swapping was not a problem for me. I never used the lower speed on actual weeds and grass as I could tell it was not fast enough for the work to be done. The batteries seem to charge in about 3.5-4 hours, though I tended to leave them on overnight.\\n\\nThis machine is much quieter than a gas weedeater and it has the advantage of instantly going to work without having to go through the tedious process of cranking a gas model. Plus, you don't have to go through the mixed oil with the fuel either!\\n\\nThe weedeater is so easy to adjust and is lightweight. I am 6'2\\\" and I did not have any issues with a sore back like I normally have with a gas model. Not to mention that I did not to have fight through the fumes of the gas model while working. The line is fed out via a button versus having to bump in on the ground which is a very nice feature. The switch between the trimmer and edger is very easy as well.\\n\\nOne downside to the product is that it has a lot of plastic pieces, though it does make it more lightweight. Weedeaters take a lot of abuse while being used and even sometimes in storage, so I am a little hesitant about the long-term durability. Another battery would have been nice, but it would have driven the price up. I had a couple of other batteries from other tools available, but you may want to strongly consider buying a second battery.\",\n \"Product: QUICKDRAW DIY Self Marking 25' Foot Tape Measure - 1st Measuring Tape with a Built in Pencil\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: gotta have one in your tool bag\\n\\nReview: We have used a lot of tape measures throughout the years, both professionally and personally, and this tape measure just does not measure up to its competition. First, while the case feels sturdy and durable, the tape (blade) itself is flimsy. I attempted to measure a five foot piece of farm equipment and it collapsed after 3 feet was pulled out, even with the tip hooked onto the end. I tried it 5 times just to make sure it was not me, and it continued to collapse.\\n\\nI was also thrown off by the blue coloring of the tape (blade). It worked fine inside, but it had an odd coloring when used in the sunlight.\\n\\nThe graphite seemed like an interesting idea at first, and it is somewhat for a small marking, but it obviously leaves an arc when making a larger mark. I guess it is handy, though, if you have to hold onto the flimsy tape (blade) with one hand, the case with the other, and needing to make a mark.\\n\\nI would recommend going with a FatMax by Stanley over this product.\"\n]","isConversational":false},"profile_size":{"kind":"number","value":4,"string":"4"},"task":{"kind":"string","value":"longlamp_3"},"split_kind":{"kind":"string","value":"user_based"},"id":{"kind":"number","value":1398,"string":"1,398"}}},{"rowIdx":1399,"cells":{"question_id":{"kind":"string","value":"A3T4OHEAHOJ700"},"question":{"kind":"string","value":"Generate the review text written by a reviewer who has a given an overall rating of \"5.0\" for a product with description \"With its 14 x 4 round cushioned top, the T570A throne packs premium level comfort into an economical price. The wide double-braced tripod base make it stable while the steel height adjustment tube with memory lock make it durable and secure enough for anyone.\". The summary of the review text is \"Throne Fit For A King!\"."},"answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I am an adult drum player and weigh about 220 pounds. I purchased this drum throne as my old one was in a state of disrepair. So you know from where I write this review: I prefer a firm drum seat, but I do not care for bicycle/saddle type seats. I use a round seat.\n\nThe 570A drum throne is my first Mapex purchase. The seat is firm and thick, with 4\" of cushion covered in black vinyl. It is 14\" in diameter. The vinyl is not shiny; it is a matte finish and soft to the touch. The stand and legs have a chrome finish and there are large rubber shoes on the three legs.\n\nThe products ships in a Mapex box which includes:\n* 4\" vinyl seat\n* Curved leg, double braced stand.\n* Steel tube and rod (rod has notched top to secure seat, and collar to secure into tube)\n* \"Drum key\" to tighten collar.\n\nThe seat is in plastic inside the box, while the stand parts are wrapped in brown \"butcher's paper\", and the drum key comes in little clear plastic carrying case. There are no assembly instructions included, but assembly is very simple: open the stand, insert the steel rod into the tube, and put on the seat. There are 3 large, steel wing screws to adjust stand near the bottom, at the point where the rod inserts into the stand tube, and where the seat fits onto the notched top of the rod.\n\nOnce you adjust the stand to your preferred height (a range of about 16\" to 24\"), you tighten the collar on top of the middle wing screw to secure the seat. I haven't had any issues with slippage or the stand working is way lower. The rod is not threaded, so if that is something you demand, you might want to try the Mapex T750A. I haven't tried it, but it looks like this model, except it has the threaded rod/tube. Personally I've had more issues with undesired lowering on threaded rods.\n\nA couple of \"obvious\" tips, but just in case:\n* Unless you are a new drummer, just put this seat next to your existing drum stool to figure out the height.\n* It is not clear from advertisements if this throne is intended to spin or not. However, since the notch in the steel rod is of decent depth, you can tighten the top wing screw (just below the seat) enough so it secures the seat (as in you can't lift the seat off the stand), but also allows the seat to turn as the wing screw is not actually making contact with the metal on the stand.\n\nAs far as performance, the stand feels stable, the seat comfortable even after an hour or two of play, and there no seat wobble, although if you adjust the top wing screw so that the seat is not stationary but spins, you may have a little wobble until you adjust it \"just right.\" If you have the patience to tune drums, you can do this!\n\nI am not saying this is the best stool of all time. However for under $80 it is an exceptional value. I would compare it easily with seats which sell for twice as much. I had a Pork Pie which cost double this seat, and I returned it after a few days. It just didn't feel great, especially for the price. Plus, Mapex backs the throne with a 5 year warranty.\n\nIf I had to compare it to another seat in construction and feel, I would say it is like Ludwig's new Atlas seat. While I like the look of the Ludwig seat, I couldn't justify twice as much money just for a nice looking logo that would be covered all the time anyway. The Ludwig does have a threaded tube though, if that appeals to you."},"correct_answer":{"kind":"string","value":"I am an adult drum player and weigh about 220 pounds. I purchased this drum throne as my old one was in a state of disrepair. So you know from where I write this review: I prefer a firm drum seat, but I do not care for bicycle/saddle type seats. I use a round seat.\n\nThe 570A drum throne is my first Mapex purchase. The seat is firm and thick, with 4\" of cushion covered in black vinyl. It is 14\" in diameter. The vinyl is not shiny; it is a matte finish and soft to the touch. The stand and legs have a chrome finish and there are large rubber shoes on the three legs.\n\nThe products ships in a Mapex box which includes:\n* 4\" vinyl seat\n* Curved leg, double braced stand.\n* Steel tube and rod (rod has notched top to secure seat, and collar to secure into tube)\n* \"Drum key\" to tighten collar.\n\nThe seat is in plastic inside the box, while the stand parts are wrapped in brown \"butcher's paper\", and the drum key comes in little clear plastic carrying case. There are no assembly instructions included, but assembly is very simple: open the stand, insert the steel rod into the tube, and put on the seat. There are 3 large, steel wing screws to adjust stand near the bottom, at the point where the rod inserts into the stand tube, and where the seat fits onto the notched top of the rod.\n\nOnce you adjust the stand to your preferred height (a range of about 16\" to 24\"), you tighten the collar on top of the middle wing screw to secure the seat. I haven't had any issues with slippage or the stand working is way lower. The rod is not threaded, so if that is something you demand, you might want to try the Mapex T750A. I haven't tried it, but it looks like this model, except it has the threaded rod/tube. Personally I've had more issues with undesired lowering on threaded rods.\n\nA couple of \"obvious\" tips, but just in case:\n* Unless you are a new drummer, just put this seat next to your existing drum stool to figure out the height.\n* It is not clear from advertisements if this throne is intended to spin or not. However, since the notch in the steel rod is of decent depth, you can tighten the top wing screw (just below the seat) enough so it secures the seat (as in you can't lift the seat off the stand), but also allows the seat to turn as the wing screw is not actually making contact with the metal on the stand.\n\nAs far as performance, the stand feels stable, the seat comfortable even after an hour or two of play, and there no seat wobble, although if you adjust the top wing screw so that the seat is not stationary but spins, you may have a little wobble until you adjust it \"just right.\" If you have the patience to tune drums, you can do this!\n\nI am not saying this is the best stool of all time. However for under $80 it is an exceptional value. I would compare it easily with seats which sell for twice as much. I had a Pork Pie which cost double this seat, and I returned it after a few days. It just didn't feel great, especially for the price. Plus, Mapex backs the throne with a 5 year warranty.\n\nIf I had to compare it to another seat in construction and feel, I would say it is like Ludwig's new Atlas seat. While I like the look of the Ludwig seat, I couldn't justify twice as much money just for a nice looking logo that would be covered all the time anyway. The Ludwig does have a threaded tube though, if that appeals to you."},"documents":{"kind":"list like","value":["Product: For centuries, the luxury of French-milled soaps has remained the gold standard of excellence. Each time you begin to lather a French made soap, you enter a time and place where quality and craftsmanship have stood still. Traditional French soap is triple-milled to produce a completely uniform and smooth soap, without impurities, thus lasting longer. Every bar of Pre de Provence soap is not only carefully made today by the dedicated soapmakers in Provence following their proud traditions, but quad-milled to be smoother and have a richer lather to create our luxurious feel. Using all pure, natural ingredients enriched with shea butter, you can feel the difference of our unique quad-milling process. Aromatic fragrances transport you to a moment of calmness, vitality, dreamin or well-being. This 150 Gram bar is a great value, the fragrance maintains until the soap is all used up. The soap creates a rich, creamy lather and rinses clean, leaving skin soft and hydrated.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice \"Luxury\" Bar of Soap\n\nReview: I am not one to get excited about a bar of soap. Generally I am fine with Ivory, Dove, Dial etc. This is more of an indulgence product, where you want to wash your face or skin with something more soothing or less harsh on your skin. It is about $6.75 a bar as of this writing, It weighs a little over 1/2 a pound (250 grams).\n\nI tried both the lemongrass bar and the rose petal bar. The lemongrass scent, and smells light and lemony. It does lather up very nicely, and leaves you feeling smooth, not slippery or oily afterward. The rose petal bar smells about what you would expect, so if you do not like that pungent smell of roses, you might not be crazy about that bar.\n\nThe ingredient list is as follows; all varieties include the following:\nSodium Palmate, Sodium Palm Kemelate, Water, Perfume, Glycerin, Shea Butter, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tetrasodium Etidronate, and Sodium.\nChloride.\n\nThe Lemongrass soap also includes Palm Kernel Acid, Verbena Leaf, Rosemary Extract, Sunflower Seed Oil, and CI 11680. CI 11680 is another way of listing the color, which is alkso sometimes referred to as one of the following: A- (O-NITRO-P-TOLYLAZO) ACETOACETANILIDE; HANSA YELLOW G; YELLOW 401; YELLOW NO. 401.\n\nThe rose petal bar includes:\n Rose Petals, Sodium Hydroxyde, Rosemary Extract, Sunflower Seed Oil, CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499. As with its lemongrass cousin, the ingredients at the tail end of the rose petal bar are just clever ways to list the coloring. I guess that sounds better than listing you have a dye #, when your main ingredients are organic this and that.\n\nOverall, it is a nice bar of soap for placing by a tub or sink in a nice dish. It displays well and has a nice embossed logo. And it does smell and feel good.","Product: Experience the classic feel of Fender no matter what guitar or bass you play. Fender picks provide comfort and high-performance flexibility for every performer, with a variety of sizes, shapes and thicknesses to suit the playing styles and preferences of every guitarist. Celluloid is a premier pick material and the cornerstone of the Fender pick collection for decades. Celulloid picks give the traditional feel and a warm, round musical tone. The traditional 351 shape, our most popular pick design, is a perfect accessory for players of versatile styles and techniques.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great picks. . . .and I'm picky!\n\nReview: These are fantastic guitar picks. I use several brands of picks depending on the guitar I am using and the music being played. I prefer a heavy pick, which these are. Sound wise, I find these create a nice tone - warm and clean - when playing electric guitar. Yes, to an extent, a pick is a pick, but some cheaply made picks will not hold up very long or can be somewhat scratching on strings or slip easily.\n\nAs far as handling, I usually like something with a grip, so I like a Planet Waves or Dunlop Tortex with a textured surface on the sides to prevent slipping. The Fender 351 Heavy does not have a grip, however it is made of celluloid so it does not tend to become too slippery during use.\n\nThe Fender 351 is also very durable. I have been using the same 2 picks for months now. I tend to change these not because they wear down, but because I occasionally lose them. I do find that the medium gauge picks do wear down more quickly.\n\nDue to the colorful \"confetti\" design they are hard to misplace and not spot, so that doesn't happen too often.\n\nThese are priced righted on Amazon and available in packs of 12.","Product: World Tour's Deluxe 20mm Series of Guitar Gig Bags are their top-of-the-line, professional quality bags designed and built for the rigors of the road. The bags feature 20mm of high density padding on all sides, covered with a water resistant, PVC backed Cordura exterior material and fine scratch-proof Cordura interior. Other features include- gusseted triple pocket storage, traditional handle, rear handle and back-pack style transport attachment, interior neck tuner and bridge patches to prevent tearing, heavy-duty 10mm zippers with oversize pulls, rubber base feet and a 5 Year Warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice soft gig bag for the price!\n\nReview: This gig bag is priced very reasonably. This bag is advertised at 20mm padding, which equates to a tad over 3/4 of an inch. In this price range, competing products typically have 10mm of padding, or about half as thick what this bag has.\n\nJust a cosmetic note: although the bag is black, the trim on the storage pocket is an \"almost pink\" shade of burgundy, so this bag is better suited for a girl than a boy, something good to know if you plan this as a gift for a child or teen.\n\nThe bag is designed in the general shape of an acoustic guitar. It is a good size, with interior dimensions of approximately 40.5\" long by 16\" wide by 4\" deep, easily fitting a full size dreadnought acoustic guitar. I have a Takamine S35 acoustic, which fits neatly in the bag. The bag is constructed of nylon Cordura material lined with PVC. Like the exterior, the interior is made of Cordura. As such it is water resistant - resistant, not water proof!\n\nThis is a gig bag, meaning it is a soft-shell bag. It It will provide light protection for your acoustic guitar, but please keep in mind the tops of acoustics are made of soft wood like spruce, so don't expect to be able to toss, step on, or abuse this bag while the guitar is in it. It provides nice general protection from the elements and minor bumps while transporting your instrument. If you anticipate rough handling or leave your instrument out in the open, like in backstage areas, school hallways or music rooms, etc. then consider a hard-shell case for increased protection.\n\nOther things to know about this product: The bag is lightweight, weighing less than 4 pounds. The zippers are heavy duty, approximately 5/16\" in width. The bag also has a storage area (small zippered pocket atop a large zippered pocket) which can hold some music books, strings, picks, etc.\n\nAs far as handling, the bag has a traditional side handle for carrying as well as two back-pack style straps for wearing it on your back. The straps are comfortable, being nicely padded and adjustable. It would have been fantastic had the case allowed for the use of a clip-on nylon strap to carry the bag over your shoulder, but it doesn't. That's the only design flaw, a very minor one, on this product. The bag also has rubber feet at the base.\n\nThe bag comes with a 5 year warranty. So if you are in the market for a gig bag, you cannot go wrong with the World Tour WG20D for the price!","Product: SV-130 Violin Outfit 4/4 Size. Saga has always been a pioneer when it comes to making quality violins to meet the demands of the growing student market. While focusing primarily on quality and value to meet a specific price point, the new SV-130 Cremona Premier Novice Series violin was developed. It is important for a student to get fast results with a first instrument. In order for that to happen, the string height and tension has to be such that it is not painful to play, and likewise, the body has to be sufficiently resonant that it produces a rich and satisfying tone. The Cremona SV-130 satisfies both of these requirements. Whether the student is in the earliest stages of the learning process, or well on the way to more advanced training, these violins will perform well beyond the expectation. Now ships with high quality D'Addario Prelude strings. Includes bow and plush-lined case. Available in 1/4 through 4/4 sizes (select from dropdown menu).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Own A Great Student Violin At A \"Rental Price\"\n\nReview: Before going any further...this is a student violin. It is not made for professional use, just school classes, practice and school concerts. Some people review these comparing them to higher end products.\n\nHere is what I look for in a student violin:\n* The ability to tune the instrument and have it hold its tune.\n* Basic quality: it need not be a one piece back or have flaming on the finish. Just the appropriate woods and materials used to make the violin.\n* Price: I prefer to own my instruments as opposed to rent them, provided I can find something in the price range of a rental or not too much more, figuring I can probably resell the instrument when it is no longer needed.\n* Proper shop adjustment (Note: you will need to seat the bridge! Violins typically do not ship with their bridge in place).\n\nWhy did I buy a Cremona? I have owned several student violins before, with this being my first Cremona purchase. My prior purchases were a `no name' brand which I believe may no longer be manufactured (were it, I'd still be buying that brand). My other violins are all full size (4/4), however, my youngest child needed a size. Again, I prefer to own as opposed to rent, so I went shopping locally and on-line. I looked at several brand names and found only a couple in this price range.\n\nHere is what's included with the Cremona SV-130:\n* violin with spruce top, maple back and sides, ebony tuning pegs, fingerboard and chin rest, and alloy tailpiece. The violin finish is slightly more brown and less orangey than most violins.\n* Bow made of Horsehair and Brazilwood and ebony frog (What's a frog? The little piece near where you hold the bow which is used to adjust the bow tension).\n* Lightweight violin case sized for a violin. It is black material on the outside and dark green velour on the inside. It has two bow holders, an inside compartment, and an outside zippered pocket.\n* Rosin.\n\nHere's what's good, bad, or otherwise worth noting about the Cremona Sv-130:\nIt is a very nice violin for the price. It is of decent quality and arrived with the bridge securely packed and the tailpiece protected. There was appropriate tension on the strings. This is very important as you do not want the soundpost to fall during shipping.\n\nIt was easy to tune and you should be able to put the bridge into place on your own, with a little reading on the internet. This is a 5 minute job, just note how the strings fit atop the bridge and where the bridge sits in relation to the f-holes and soundpost.\n\nThe pegs fit well and do not slip out of tune, and the fingerboard and tailpiece are fine for this level of play.\n\nThe strings are just OK and you may want to change them, but if this is for a novice child, they will be fine for a while.\n\nThis bow is usable and the tension adjustment is fine, but again this is a student violin, so don't compare it to a high priced product. I found this bow took a good deal of priming with rosin. I attributed that to the Cremona rosin which isn't very good. I prepped the rosin by scratching it with sandpaper, but I ended up using rosin from my other violin. You must rosin a new violin bow! Otherwise you will get virtual silence when you try to run it across the strings. So be prepared to prime this bow 2 or 3 times the first couple of uses for several minutes each time, or get some decent rosin.\n\nThe case is your typical beginner case, no interior cloth to wipe down the instrument, but otherwise the interior is fine, sculpted to a instrument and including a strap to secure the neck. The outside of the case does not lock, just zipper, but this is common for beginner violins. One thing to note, the outside pocket does not really have enough room to hold a violin book and folder. You can wedge them in but then cannot zipper it fully. Not sure if this is because the case is slightly smaller than a 4/4 case (which it is) or if they skimped on the pocket.\n\nThat's about it - overall this is a decent, usable student violin - at probably half of what you would spend for something comparable from one of the other large student brand names, and about the same or less as one rental. Had the rosin been better, and the case pocket fit a basic violin book, I would have rated this product a 5.","Product: The Sound Blaster R3 is the perfect YouTube starter kit for budding musicians and anyone who wants to have high quality recordings at home. It comes with an advanced recording interface and two high quality microphones for vocals and guitar.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Creative Labs Does It Again! The Sound Blaster R3 is....A Blast\n\nReview: I ordered the creative Labs R3 with some reservation. These passed soon after I connected it and heard the results off the microphones played back on my PC. Overall, great and for the price - simply incredible. The microphones alone make it worthwhile.\n\nOur family has a lot of musical instruments ranging from piano to drums to guitars (acoustic and electric) as well as saxes and violins. We use Garage Band to do some informal home recording, making use of the amps in our home plus a few random microphones.\n\nI wanted something to do some more advanced home recording, and I didn't think any of Creative's software products would be any better than garage Band, I think overall the whole R3 package is awesome. Feature for feature, I don't think R3 is any better than GB, however, and it's a huge however, I can use R3 easily on any of my Windows PCs, and it connects simply with a USB. No FireWire, no propriety hardware or software. Of course, if I do want to use the R3 on my Mac, I can do that as well. What's more, I was pleasantly surprised to find I could use the R3 but still do my production in Garage Band. So basically, the R3 is \"open\" and you can use it how you want on a number of platforms.\n\nSo, what's in the box?\n* The R3 console which has a very small footprint, the size of a paperback book, more or less.\n* A very nice full size dynamic microphone, the Sound Blaster DM-1\n* A smaller mic (Sound Blaster IM-1) on a small gooseneck with a built-in clip to attach it to your acoustic guitar hole.\n* USB to micro-USB cable for connectivity.\n* 4 Pole analog cable (mobile in). This is if you want to connect to a mobile device.\n* Quick Start and Warranty leaflets.\n\nWhat's not in the box? Software. You need to go to Creative Labs' website and download the appropriate Windows or Mac software: www.creative.com/support My user manual mentions an installation CD; there was none in my box. The website will provide various software that is necessary, or useful, with the R3. These include:\n* Sound Blaster R3/A6U Control Panel\n* Creative Smart Recorder\n* Creative WaveStudio\n* Creative Software AutoUpdate\n* Creative System Information\n* Creative Product Registration\n\nThe hardware specs for the product are fairly low: Windows Vista and up, Windows 7 or 8, 32 or 64 bit, and on the Mac side, OS X 10.6 or higher. You also need at least 1 GB of memory and more than 600 MB of free hard disk space. The product is NOT spec'd for XP, however I did connect it to my XP PC without any issue.\n\nNOTE: Like most audio software, when you install this, it will attempt to make itself the default audio playback device. Unless that's your preference, override this by going back and changing your audio settings later.\n\nI think you should read the software guides in order to gain an understanding of the control Panel and the software features. If you have used Garage Band or other home audio products, you will find many of the features intuitive.\n\nOh yes the two big knobs on the unit. One will de/increase reverb, and the other controls the volume.\nYou can also use headphones if desired. While the unit is simple in form and footprint, it is fairly versatile.\n\nThe microphone sound is excellent on both mics. I played around with the mics on my drum set, which is an older Ludwig kit with melodic tom toms. Anyone who has recorded drums at home understands that, on cheap mics, drums can sound like tin cans and boxes. This is especially true of melodic tom toms, as they lack a resonant bottom head. These mics actually allowed me to record the drums with improved audio quality. Is it like miking each drum individually, no. But the sound is fairly good off the dynamic mic, and you can toy with the control panel to really clean it up.\n\nOne final note: This is a HOME audio unit, more for entertainment than pro use. Yes, you can yield really nice results with it using the software or other products, but this is not a replacement for a mixing board or any other pro level equipment.\n\nI would agree with other reviews. The product is nice, but the mic's make it. The software is very good, but others can do similar things. At this price point, for what this unit does, overall though...it is a great choice.","Product: 4-pack of 1-1/2\" Large Cymbal Felts\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I \"Felt\" These Are Great\n\nReview: These are good quality felts. They are thick so they are much more suited as a top felt than a bottom felt, unless you are looking to put a thinner felt on the topside of the cymbal and perhaps mute the bell a bit more.\n\nThey are quite thick though, close to 1 1/2\" so make sure that is what you are looking for. I am using mine on 1970s Ludwig Atlas and Hercules stands which I think have a slightly longer neck, so I still have \"give\" in between the felt and wing nut.\n\nThese are much thicker (almost double) than the Zildjian felts being sold on Amazon. Not better or worse, just thicker, so that's all personal preference. They do compress a little, but are firm enough to give your cymbal the support you want, or the look and feel as a top felt.\n\nThey are black, or a dark enough gray to appear black all around the sides, with a lighter gray top and bottom.\n\nI actually cut some of these to use a slightly thinner size on the topside of my cymbals 1\", depending on cymbal size/weight. I use the cut bottoms, usually combined, as another 1\" felt on the bottoms. I prefer to allow for unrestrained movement of my babies, and I find a whole one of these hampers that every so slightly. It depends on personal preference, weight, bell size, etc.\n\nWhy cut them down, you may ask - why not just buy narrower ones? But I prefer this brand and density, and I tried the Zildjians but they were a bit narrower, cost more (I get 8 felts out of a pack of 4 of these) and were brown, and I prefer black.","Product: The SC8MM are plastic sleeves that fit over an 8mm threaded cymbal post to protect cymbals. The protect cymbals from key holing.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Well-Made and Inexpensive - somewhat thick so they restrict some cymbals\n\nReview: These are well made and very well priced. They are accurately sized.\n\nMy issue with them is they are somewhat thick compared to others I have (Ludwig stock, Zildjian, and Pearl). So even though they fit the metal on the stand properly, their thickness somewhat restricts some cymbals. I have 7 Zildjian hollow logos from the 70s. These work well on my 20\" ride, 16\" and 14\" crashes. They tend to restrict movement on my others though (most noticeably my 18\" cymbals). These are all the same brand and era, and have similar bells, and non are keyholed.\n\nOn the cymbals on which they fit they are fine. They are inexpensive enough to take a chance, but your results may vary!","Product: Eagle 5 gallon Type I red safety cans (UI50FS) are constructed of 24-gauge hot dipped galvanized steel, are the only deep drawn seamless can made, have a double interlock no-weld bottom seam, a baked on powder coat finish with a trilingual label, have a spring closing lid with neoprene gasket that vents at 5 psi internal pressure, have a non-sparking flame arrestor and pour spout and are 100 percent made in the USA. Eagle Manufacturing Company's 5 gallon, Type I red safety can (for flammable liquids) meets OSHA and NFPA Code 30 requirements and are UL and ULC listed and FM approved for safe handling and storage of gasoline and other flammable liquids (Accepted Under CARB).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: This Can Is A Gas....\n\nReview: Very good can. Metal is almost always preferable to a plastic can. It keeps out the light and keeps the gas better. You also avoid the most useless of all things - the \"environmentally safe\" nozzles. Anyone who has used those things finds they are difficult to use, sometimes even with two hands, and you often spill more gas than with a simple nozzle and cap.\n\nTwo things to keep in mind on this can.\n1. It is 5 gallons so it's fairly large. This means, when full, it can be heavy for a smaller person.\n2. It also can be hard to empty into a car since you can't turn it upside down at enough of an angle to empty the entire can. Pouring into a mower, snow blower, etc. is not a problem as you can angle it better. For cars, I found it easiest to remove the funnel and put the funnel in the car, then pour right from the can into the funnel, so you can lift he can higher and empty the can.\n\nThe yellow funnel can be a minor annoyance when refilling since you have to take it off to open the can and put a gas nozzle in, OR modify the funnel by drilling a hole on the top side to allow a gas nozzle to fit through it. I just end up removing it and putting it back on each time.\n\nA competitor, Justrite, makes a can (Justrite 7250130 ) that comes with a metal nozzle and separate opening to add gas on it, but it ups your cost by more than $20! This is already a $35 can. Eagle also makes one, and it's even higher priced. Unless you really cannot live with the plastic funnel, this can is fine.\n\nI wish it was easier to add gas, but it's a minor annoyance and not a show-stopper.","Product: Task Vac Bagless Upright- Fingertip On/Off Switch, Manual 5-Position Height Adjustment, 35-Ft. 3-Wire Cord, Non-Marking Furniture Guard, Belt View Window, System Check Indicator, Easy Belt Change System & Brush roll Access, 8-Ft. Stretch Hose, Tools On Board- 12Made in: United States Dimensions: 32.5 X 16 X 12Brand: Hoover Company Item Weight: 23includes: Unit Instruction Guide\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice Vacuum Suitable For Use At Businesses Or Home\n\nReview: The Hoover CH53010 is marketed as a commercial vacuum. When I read Commercial I tend to think of something that maybe has more oomph or durability, at perhaps the expense of a few frills or features.\n\nI don't know that this is the case here. The vacuum is basic as far as features, but has what it needs to get by. It is not unusually powerful, with a pretty standard 12 Amp motor. The hose is 8 feet and the power cord is 35 feet. I would say the hose is commercial quality. It stretches and feels stronger than on most vacuums Ive had. The hose is bright orangey-red so you won't miss it and shouldnt accidentally cross over it when cleaning.\n\nWhats in the box?\n* The Vacuum\n* Crevice Tool\n* Dusting/Upholstery Tool\n* Wand\n* Screws (for assembly)\n* User Guide\n\nAssembly consists of installing the dirtcup and assembling the handle. Everything attaches easily enough. You secure the handle with the included screws. The handle is so-so. It feels a little cheap compared to the rest of the vacuum. I had no issue installing the dirt cup, or removing it later but have seen other complaints so I don't know if I got a good one, another person a bad one, and which is the norm.\nFeature wise, there is the typical height adjustment, a belt window and a System check light. When red it could mean you need to change the HEPA filter or have a clog in the dirtcup or hose. The CH53010 is bagless and the cup is easy to empty. The belt appears to be easy to change.\nThe belt window is a unique feature, so you can see the belt, tangles, etc. without flipping the vacuum over.\n\nI dislike the height adjustment, which is a rotary dial. I prefer a switch you can push with your foot, as is found on Panasonic and Kenmore models. Thats a personal preference. If you are buying this for commercial reasons which is how it is marketed one can assume most of the carpeting in an office space will be the same type, usually very low.\n\nPerformance-wise, it cleans nicely, isn't hard to push (it weighs about 15 pounds), and the on-board tools and wire wrap are easy to use. It is fairly quiet compared to my present Kenmore.\n\nHoover backs the CH53010 with a 1 year warranty. For a business or even a home I would recommend this vacuum. My only concerns, the durability of the handle (I will update the review if there are issues) and the annoyance of adjusting the height switch in a residential environment (bare floors, low carpet and high carpet all in the house).","Product: QUIK-CURE 5 min. epoxy cures to a slightly flexible consistency. This lack of brittleness allows it to form a lasting bond in areas subjected to high vibration or stress. QUIK-CURE shouldnt be used in areas that are subject to long-term immersion in water; however, it works fine for the internal structure of wood framed boats. QUIK-CURE is our only epoxy on which you can apply polyester resins. It can be mixed with micro balloons to form a quick setting putty. Items bonded with QUIK-CURE can be handled after 15 minutes. Full strength is reached in 1 hour. Directions in 5 different languages.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Decent But Not As Strong As Other Epoxy I've Used.\n\nReview: Not sure what all the hubbub is about. Although this epoxy seems to work OK, it is no better than others I have used. Yes, it does cost a bit less, but frankly, it is not among not best epoxy I have used.\n\nIt is not that it is bad, but it seems to cure like a hard rubber, so while it works for lighter applications, I don't think it's the perfect epoxy where intense holding power is needed - which is typically when I use epoxy! I even had a lighter application where it did not set well the first time.\n\nI use it, and it is reasonable, and there nothing wrong with it, but I see it almost like a \"super goop\" or hobby epoxy for lighter applications.","Product: This is an O.E.M authorized part. Fits various Frigidaire models. Oem part number 154388801. Made in united states.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Fits And Works - (see review for models this fits)\n\nReview: This fits my Frigidaire \"Professional\" model dishwasher, model PLD4555. It will fit the PLD4555RFC, regardless of version (RFC0, RFC1, RFC2, etc.). It also fits numerous other Galley models. I apologize for the looong list at the end of this review, but if your model is below, this should fit your dishwasher.\n\nI had a need for a replacement rinse dispenser cap when my original fell out during a wash cycle and was partially melted by the dishwasher's heating element. Although this is an OEM par, it is white, while the interior and dispenser on many of Electrolux/Frigidaire's dishwashers are gray. The only way I found to get a replacement in gray would be to replace the entire dispenser. That would have been unnecessary and costs about 4 or 5 times as much as the cap. I did find one retailer who advertised what appeared to be a gray cap, but when I contacted them, they confirmed it is white.\n\nAs it is, the cap is probably overpriced at over $11.\n\nIn the end it does fit and works. 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Lipper International provides exceptionally valued items for the kitchen, home, office, and child's playroom. Known for their functionality and beauty, each of our products is individually crafted from the finest quality materials. Store and organize your flatware in this bamboo wood drawer tray. This expandable drawer organizer expands up to 22 1/2\" wide. Hand wash with a mild soap and cool water. Do not soak. Do not put in the dishwasher, microwave or refrigerator. Extreme changes in temperature will cause the material to crack over time. Dry thoroughly. Occasional use of mineral oil on the inside will help maintain its appearance.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Absolute piece of junk\n\nReview: What a disappointment! I bought this to organizer flatware in a large drawer. It expands to fit the drawer perfectly, both in length and width. I have it holding everyday flatware, spoons, knives, forks, etc.\n\nAfter about two months, one side of the expanding components came apart. The bottom came out of its slot and the end came off. I ended up gluing it with some wood glue. The seams in the bottom panesl have also widened as the wood has contracted (I guess).\n\nI would skip this and try another brand if you really want wood, or perhaps just go with metal or plastic. While not as rich looking as wood, they are more durable, and probably easier to clean as well.\n\nAvoid this one!","Product: The XP400 is a premium wireless gaming headset featuring Dolby surround sound and wireless Xbox LIVE chat for a totally immersive experience. The XP400 features a state-of-the-art 2.4/5GHz dual-band Wi-Fi radio that virtually eliminates wireless interference with other devices. Its dual-pairing Bluetooth technology lets you chat wirelessly on Xbox 360 or PS3 and answer mobile phone calls all while gaming in amazing 360 degree wireless surround sound. Powered by a rechargeable battery, the XP400 provides up to 15 hours of play and the ability to recharge while gaming so youll never miss out on the action. The XP400 also comes equipped with multiple EQ presets and adjustable surround sound angles, allowing you to customize the audio for different gaming scenarios. Massive 50mm speakers with acoustically tuned ear cups and breathable mesh ear cushions deliver the ultimate in audio fidelity and extreme comfort. If youre serious about gaming, then get serious about the sound. Step up to the XP400 and experience game audio like never before.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The XP400 - An Earforce To Be Reckoned With!\n\nReview: I have typically used the stock headphones with XBox, as well as some generic products. Turtle Beach's Earforce XP400 was a step up for me. These are not inexpensive so I would steer clear if you are an occasional user and just put on a headset when you want to chat lightly in-game, or shield others in the room from game sounds.\n\nWhat's in the box?\n* XP400 Wireless Headset\n* XP400 Transmitter\n* Digital Optical Cable (approx 4 feet)\n* Headset Charging Cable (12 feet)\n* Bluetooth Chat Adapter\n* User Guide\n* Turtle Beach Sticker\n\nThe speakers in the XP400 are 50mm, 20Hz - 20kHz with Frequency Response. The amp 27mW per channel ch, THD <1%. The built in microphone (removable, by the way) has a response of 50Hz - 15kHz.\n\nSet up is fairly simple. If you can play Call Of Duty, you can do this! Just charge the unit, connect it to your Xbox (or PS3), and away you go. The connections are a fiber optic cable and a transmitter/power (USB) cable. If you have an older Xbox, you will need an HDMI adapter (not included). Or if your TV has a digital optical output, you can connect that to the XP400's transmitter.\n\nSOUND:\nIncredible! The surround sound on these things is full-bodied and reproduces every slight sound, every nuance in the game. You may hear things you never noticed before. I play primarily COD/MW, and the sound is fantastic. You can play around with different Surround Sound \"angles\" on the XP400 to get just the kind of sound you prefer. There is an equalizer, which has 4 presets (Flat, Bass Boost, Treble Boost, or Bass and treble Boost); you cannot adjust equalizer settings other than this. I had no issues with sound quality whatsoever. I have a few other wireless devices, including a phone and router about 5' from where I use the XP400 and had no interference. The headset can select 2.4 or 5GHZ bands though, so if you do run into interference, hopefully one or the other works for you. Wireless range is about 30 feet, which should work for most folks.\n\nCOMFORT:\nThis product is fuller than your typical lightweight Microsoft Xbox headset. It is not overly heavy, but it is noticeably heavier. It is, however, very padded and adjusts to a wide range of sizes. I have found it to be very comfortable.\n\nFEATURES:\nThe ability to switch to Bluetooth to take an incoming mobile phone call is very neat. Pairing is simple. As far as controls, they are all well-placed an intuitive. There are controls on the transmitter for surround sound and pairing, while the headset itself is used to control (left ear cup): power, volume, tone, and mic, and (right ear cup): Bluetooth, bluetooth volume, and mic mute.\n\nChat Boost is another nice feature. The feature adjusts the chat volume so that spikes in game sound do not make the chat harder to hear.\n\nThe battery is lithium polymer. My initial battery charge took a while (a few hours). The battery is advertised as \"more than 10 hours\" in the manual and \"up to 15 hours\" in ads. I've found I get close to 20 hours of gaming on a charge, and recharge can take place while gaming! The battery does not appear to be consumer-replaceable, which is a drawback.\n\nOverall, the XP400 headset has beautiful sound and works very well. It is easily the best gaming headset I've used. It is pricey though, so you have to weight cost versus value.","Product: The highly anticipated family comedy The Smurfs 2 is now a video game! The evil wizard Gargamel has created the Naughties, who kidnap Smurfette from Smurfs Village and imprison her in Paris. It's now up to the Smurfs to travel from the Enchanted Forest, through the busy streets of New York, into Paris, and everywhere in between to save the day and bring Smurfette home safe!\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: For Only The Youngest Of Players\n\nReview: My overall perception is that this is a decent game. A couple of things I want to mention at the outset of this review:\n1. This game is has a rating of E (for Everyone) which is appropriate based on the rating index, but please note, this game will most likely be boring for most kids above the age of 8 or so.\n2. The game is for Wii U. Like most game platforms, Wii U games CANNOT be played on a standard Wii console. Most people know this, but just in case.\n\nThe game itself is fun, again, for a younger player. It is a bit pricey for the amount of game play. A 10 or 12 year old who is familiar with video games will probably navigate the entire game in a few hours of play. The theme of the game is that Smurfette has been kidnapped. You can play as one of four Smurfs, in a co-operative mode if you like. You start with a few Smurfs and can unlock others as you play. You collect Smurfberries to aid in your quest. Game play is on a scrolling background, from side to side.\n\nAlthough the Wii U platform has enhanced graphics compared to Wii, this game doesn't really take advantage of that. Graphics are decent, but the backgrounds, \"worlds\", etc are lackluster. A couple of the backgrounds are nicely done, but overall.....eh.\n\nThat said, for a very young child, maybe 4 to 6, they probably will like to play, especially since the concept is simple, their motor skills would be appropriate, and if they've seen the Smurf movie, they'll likely relate to seeing their favorite character on a video game they can play. For an older child, beyond say 8 or 9 - it probably will not hold their interest very long, unless they are new to video games.\n\nWii U does have the nicety of allowing for a 5th player, something which could matter if you have 5 young siblings/friends who all want to play.\n\nAn OK game, probably better valued at about $20 for the amount of playing time your child will get out of it.","Product: The AG 9 is a premium wireless headset officially licensed by Microsoft for Xbox One from PDP, the #1 third party manufacturer of video game accessories. With no wires to the controller or console, gamers can enjoy a hassle-free and fully wireless experience with the included USB transmitter. Containing powerful 50mm Neodymium drivers, the headset offers two distinct audio modes: Pure Audio and Bass Boost. The flexible and removable boom microphone with noise and echo canceling technology allows for crystal clear communication for on line play. Designed with comfort in mind, the split headband design and extra plush ear pad cups reduce pressure and fatigue during long gaming sessions. Enjoy the signature green Afterglow lighting or switch to blackout mode to admire the headset's hi-tech circuitry.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The (Not so soft) Afterglow of Booming Game Sounds!\n\nReview: This is a wireless headset designed for Xbox One, but useable on other USB-supported applications, such as playing music off a PC with the included Line In cable.\n\nNOTE: This is advertised as being wireless, but if you use a 3rd party controller you may or may not still need one cable, connected from your headset to the Xbox controller. Although that is a Microsoft limitation, just keep in mind, you may need to connect that way. The wireless connection is between the headset on the actual Xbox One console. If you use a standard Microsoft controller for Xbox One you do NOT need the jumper cable.\n\nWhats in the box?\n Afterglow AG9 headset.\n USB Transmitter\n Detachable microphone\n 3.5 mm Line In/audio cable\n Micro-USB to USB Charging Cable, 6 feet long.\n Owners Manual\n\nSetup:\nSetting up the AG9 is simple. You just plug in the USB Transmitter into your Xbox or other system and turn on the headset. The transmitter pairs to the AG9 similar to how any Bluetooth system does (this is NOT a Bluetooth system, so you cant use it on other devices). The transmitter and headset should be pre-paired out of the box; mine were. But you can pair them if needed, using a reset pin-hole on the transmitter.\n\nFeatures :\nThe AG9 is battery powered. The battery lasts about 16 hours before needing a recharge. As the battery gets low, you get an audible alert. With 10minutes left, the LED lights shut off. You need about 2.5 hours to fully recharge the battery, but can continue to play by using the included USB cable connected to a powered USB port.\n\nThe transmitter is advertised as having a range of up to 40 feet. I use it about 15 feet from my TV. I don't know if too many people have occasion to use it 40 feet away for TV/gaming. I did walk out of the room and was about 35 feet away and still got a clear transmission.\nThe headset cups are comfortable. I have an average size male head and it didn't bother me to keep the headset on for about 2 hours. The band is cushioned and adjustable, and my son, who has a smaller head than me, also used the AG9 and found it comfortable. The ear cups are soft enough but not overly padded.\n\nControls are simple to operate, and you can mute or power on/off from one button. You can switch between two sound modes with the Mode button: Pure Audio and Bass Boost. Both sound very good and the boost mode kicks the overall bass up if you want more booming sound. You can also adjust the master volume separately from the chat volume. I didn't have any crackle, hissing, or distortion due to volume or bass. I did use the AG9 for listening to music off my laptop and the sound was very good, just as good as a slightly more expensive wired Phillips headset I have. Playing COD and similar games, the sound was crisp and booming.\n\nThe mic works well, and other players heard me fine, etc. I have not had any issues, but please note some reviewers have reported temperamental microphones.\n\nThe green lighting is very eye catching, but it is pretty bright and its not adjustable. You can turn it off though, by holding down Mode for about 10 seconds. If you buy the Xbox version, the LED light is Xbox green. If you buy the PS4 version, the LED is blue. The light is on both ear cups!\n\nA few questions people may ask:\n Can I use this on my Xbox 360? No, since the 360 does not support audio through USB the same way Xbox One does.\n Can I use the Ag9 wireless on my PC or Mac? This is not supported by PDP, so you should use the included 3.5mm cable.\n Can I use the Ag9 on my smartphone? This is not a Bluetooth device. You cannot connect wireless to a phone, but can connect with the included 3.5mm cable.\n\nPDP backs the AG9 with a 2 year warranty, which is pretty good by industry standards.\n\nOverall, it's a really nice gaming headset. The sound is great and its got a good mic and long battery life.","Product: Durex Play Quiver Freezable Lubricant Cubes\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Product just average, at best\n\nReview: On the surface, this product does what it says: it freezes up quickly, functions as a lubricant, and cleans up easily (please see below). The cubes freeze fairly quick, within an hour or two. The product does have a couple of detractors.\n\nThe cubes tend to stay frozen, for the most part, when removed from the freezer and left in their plastic/foil wrapper. Obviously, they do begin to melt, but there is probably enough time to remove it from the freezer and bring it to another room for use within the next 15 minutes or so. Yes, it is a bit awkward to have to get up and go to the freezer to get the cube, so bringing it with you to another room would seem to be the only option - unless you want to put it on ice next to a bottle of champagne!\n\nThe package is easy to open, by simply pulling back the foil cover. It is here where I would suggest using it a bit differently than some other reviewers have mentioned. There seems to be a tendency to treat the cube like an ice cube, which is certainly understandable. However, having had the luxury of reading these reviews before trying the product, I opted to do something a little different. I left the cube in its plastic bubble and kept dabbing my fingers on it. This seemed to work out well. The feel of the product is a \"silky\", pleasant lubrication on the skin. I waited until the cube was at least half way used before removing it from its bubble. By then, it had melted off somewhat and did not feel as cold on the skin. It just created a momentary cold sensation and then continued to melt off.\n\nUsed in this manner I did not note the unpleasant glue odor described by others. I also did not find it left any residue behind, any more so than a skin moisturizer or other lubrication products might.\n\nBut, when I tried another cube and used it as one might expect - taking the cube out of the package and applying it to skin almost as if it were an ice cube, well, my experience was much different than above - about the same as most other reviewers. It melted down very quickly (again, which I would expect) but this also seemed to result in a buildup of residue which necessitated more clean-up than one might expect, and under this application I did notice a distinct \"Elmer's Glue\" type of odor.\n\nI would rate this product as average, with the potential to be disappointing. If you want to take the time to try to apply it using different methods, you may find it usable. As described above, I did and it was decent (but nothing special). Yet if you try to use it like most people would, as I did with a second cube, you might be disappointed by its performance. Yes, it does provide lubrication, but the potential for residue and odor are negatives too big too ignore.\n\nI doubt I would buy it again. It doesn't seem that unique compared to the rest of the products on the market, with or without considering the negatives.","Product: Supports antioxidant health. Standardized to contain 22% Cynarin. Take one capsule up to twice daily. Herbal dietary supplement. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It Might Have Choked Artie....But Artichokes Are Very Good For You!\n\nReview: These are a good quality supplement. The 100 count bottle is a 50 to 100 day supply, depending on whether your doctor directs you to take 1 or 2 per day. The cynarin intake is 7.7 mg per capsule.\n\nEach capsule contains 2.2% Cynarin. PLEASE NOTE: it is 2.2 percent, NOT 22 percent as listed on the product page.\n\nOther ingredients are rice flour, gelatin and less than 2% of silica and vegetable magnesium stearate. There are no artificial colors, no sugar, milk, soy, or wheat.\n\nCynarin is associated with aiding digestive functions, including the gall bladder and liver. It also is believed to have a positive effect on cholesterol levels, as it is a natural statin.\n\nNatural artichokes are, of course, the best way to intake cynarin, but like many things, people find it difficult to consume a lot of artichokes as part of their diet, so thats where a capsule can help.\n\nThis are not overly huge capsules but are on the large side of average. They do not appear to repeat or have any aftertaste.\nI think these are a decent supplement if you are looking to aid bile production, which of course has several health benefits, such as digesting fats, absorbing vitamins and removing toxins.","Product: Ezy Dose pill pouch system allows you to create personal medication and vitamin portable packs. You can customize the contents and use the label area to personalize the pouch.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Easy Pill To Swallow.\n\nReview: I wasn't sure if I would like this....but actually I love it.\n\nThe kit comes with the organizer which has 8 compartments, the sealer (uses 4 AA batteries which are included), and two rolls of sealable bags.\n\nYou just add your compliment of pills, be they vitamins, medicine, etc. Then turn the compartments to the spout and fill a bag. Then just seal the bag shut.\n\nthe bags are about 3\" by 3 1/2\" so they hold da fair amount. The bags are easy to open later as they have a perforation line.\n\nTIP: If you want to conserve bags you could actually cut them in half and seal two sides on it, making a sealed, smaller bag.\n\nThere is a while patch on the side of the bags so you can label them if you are taking different things on different days/times, or for different family members. The bags are also biodegradable.\n\nI don't know that I would use this at home every day, but if you take your vitamins while at work, or on vacation, this is excellent.","Product: Cooking for family dinners, special events or to take to a sick friend is much easier with the Reynolds 8\" x 8\" Non-stick Cake Pans. No spray is needed for your foods to turn out fabulous every time. Bake in them just like with your regular pans but with no worries about getting them returned. The cake pans with lids are easy to transport and are ideal when cooking on the go.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works Exactly As Advertised!\n\nReview: Like many other reviewers, I am not a huge fan of disposable bake ware. I never use it for something being served in the house of close family/friends, and typically use it only for somewhere whee I would not easily get my baking dish back, say a school function, etc. That said, it does have an undeniable convenience factor.\n\nI was skeptical, having used many \"sticky\" non-stick products in the past. Not the case here, as these dishes are absolutely non-stick. They are average thickness, not super strong based on gauge, but due to their size (8\" x 8\") more than strong enough to hold a heavy batter.\n\nI used them on a sticky brownie mixture and the came out of the pan very nicely. No forcing a fork or knife under or around them, other then to gently pry them free.\n\nThe lids are nice and high, so if you happen to be putting on a tall frosting or cream topping, it's not going to get \"smushed.'\n\nPrice-wise, they are over $3 a piece so they aren't the cheapest throwaway in the world. So performance a clear '5', on price a '3'.","Product: Our Newport Wine Bar with expandable top is made of solid/composite wood and finished in walnut color. It stores 9 bottles of wine, has a shelf with stemware holder, an accessory drawer with satin finish pull. When extra space is needed, there are two folding drop leaves.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Winsome: What They Lack In Quality.....They Make Up For In Equally Lacking Customer Service\n\nReview: This is, as the moment, an incomplete review. I will update it as time goes on:\n\nI received this item a couple of days ago and began inspecting the pieces to assemble the unit. Unfortunately, I had to stop as three major components all have what appears to be pre-shipment damage. The pieces are the core of the unit, the two folding panels and the top panel of the bar. I say pre-shipment damage as all of the defects, which are significant, are under the finish of the wood. It amounts to a couple of huge flaws in the wood, best described as mars, along with a small unfinished section, about the size of a thumbnail, on the bar top, and two small but long splits/cracks in two different panels.\n\nOther than that:\n\nThe item components were nicely packed in the box with adequate protection, including cardboard, Styrofoam, Styrofoam wrapping sheets and plastic straps.\n\nThere are instructions which are fairly easy to follow and all hardware appears to be present.\n\nFor the price it appears to be of decent quality. The wood is light but feels and looks like it will hold up. The top is the only heavy piece. The recessed parts of the wood are very thin and I think one accidental light kick would put a foot right through them.\n\nSo, while I cannot fully review this item yet, let me say, the Winsome customer service so far is lousy. The website lists a phone number and an on-line form. I filled out the form and provided all the requested information. No response after a day, not even acknowledgement. So I said maybe I'm being impatient and fax'd in the information and my Amazon receipt, using the fax number on Winsome's included paperwork. No response or even a call or e-mail that \"Hi we got your request.\"\n\nSo I called the phone number. It was easy enough to get through to Customer Service, but when I explained that I fax'd in my request for replacement parts and just wanted to know that it was received, the person who answered wasn't very pleasant and indifferently asked my name then went to look up the information. After a few minutes she responded \"Yes we have your request. It takes at least 7 business days to ship.\" then abruptly hung up.\n\nThe real sad part - if both main front pieces and the top are bad, its about 3/4 of the product, so just ship a replacement.\n\nEh. So for now I rate this very low based on customer service, if you need it - which by some reviews you will. I will adjust the rating and edit my review once I receive replacement parts.\n\nWhile waiting for Winsome to ship replacement parts, I contacted Amazon. They sent an entire replacement. While they acted incredibly fast, this one has more cracks, splits, chips and mars than the first! Still waiting to see what comes from Winsome.\n\nUpdate: 7/30: Winsome e-mailed me that they need a proof of purchase before they could ship parts. I reminded them that I provided the proof of purchase a week before.\n\nUpdate 8/1: Still nothing received from Winsome, and no commitment as to when replacement parts will ship, let alone arrive.\n\nUpdate 8/7: The replacement parts arrived from Winsome. Of the three sets (original Amazon order, replacement Amazon order and Winsome replacement parts), the parts shipped directly from Winsome were by far the worst. They stated that damage sometimes happens \"after shipment.\" While I am sure it does, the defects ion these pieces of wood were all beneath the stain/finish. Now, unless the shipper damages these, and then restains them.....you get what you pay for, and this bar is pretty bad. If you get a decent on I guess you are OK.","Product: Add an elegance to your powder room with Avanti Rosefan ivory towels. A colorful embroidery with a delicate flower design and finished with a textured jacquard border. Collection includes bath, hand, wash and fingertip towels. Available in ivory color way.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Very Nice Decoration....So-So Towels\n\nReview: I have purchased Avanti towels before so I knew what to expect. They are nice looking, but the quality is just average. They look nice and the embroidery is very nice looking, but the towels is fairly thin, no plushness to them whatsoever.\n\nFor the price, I do not think they are way over-priced (because the decoration looks nice) but neither are they a great value.\n\nYou get four towels in this set (approximate sizes)\n* Bath Towel, 49 1.2\" by 26 \"\n* Hand Towel, 27\" by 15\"\n* Fingertip Towel, 16\" by 11 \"\n* Wash Cloth, 12\" by 12\"\n\nAll four towels have a very nice rose embroidery. The two smaller towels have a single rose, while the two larger ones have a larger design, with scrollwork and a shape that looks almost like a basket of roses. The bath and hand towels also have a finish border along their bottom edge, and the fingertip towel has a fringed bottom.\n\nThe neutral color and soft colors in the design allow these towels to blend with many decors.\n\nThe towels are made of 100% cotton. They are not horribly thin, but they are thin rather than thick or plush. My towels were made in Canada, with the stitching/finish completed in the USA.\n\nI think these towels are best suited for display in a powder room. I don't think they will perform well over time for heavy use as bath towels, etc.\n\nLike many towels with decoration, after these are washed a couple of times, the edge trimming doesn't look as smooth as when the towels are brand new. I just received these, washed and tumble-dried them once, and the edge trim is a little \"rippled.\" A quick pass with an iron and they look better, but who wants to iron towels!\n\nThe towels feel OK, and teh bath towel dries you off adequately, but it has the feel of a cheaper hotel towel rather than a plush, absorbent towel.\n\nBecause the decoration is sewn-in rather than just sewn onto the towel, you can see its backside on the back of each towel. This makes it easy to center the decoration when folding these for display. Again, these are more display towels than daily-use towels.\n\nThey are good looking, but they do not look expensive, just decent. For the price, you probably can find a set that is just as well decorated but thicker looking/feeling.","Product: The tradition of the Bormioli Rocco Glass Company coincides with the very history of glass: the first glassworks was established in Parma in 1825. Bormioli Rocco uses the finest natural resources to create superior glass and plastic products for homes and businesses around the world. From the finest sand imported from European countries to organic glazes for the colors in the glass, all are brought together in products influenced by exhaustive design research. Over the years we have combined our time-honored craftsmanship and the passion of master glassmakers with modern technology and industrial processes. The results are beautiful and durable tableware, supremely safe pharmaceutical packaging, and bottles and jars that hold some of Italy's most iconic and delectable brands. With stemware, glasses, food storage and preserving jars, and dinnerware gracing tables around the world, quality is the cornerstone in the foundation that supports the Bormioli Rocco reputation.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Very Nice Cups - WRONG size.\n\nReview: Quality-wise, I like these cups. They are nice looking and heavy. The big problem with them is they are not accurately advertised. They are not even close to 3.5 ounces. Filled to the brim and overflowing they are just over 2.5 ounces. That may not seem like a big deal, but if you pair these with some popular espresso machines, they fall short. For example, I own the Mr. Coffee Cafe Barista, ECMP-1000. It's espresso sizes are 1.5 ounce to pull a shot, and 2.5 ounces for a double shot. This cup works fine for the single shot but not the double.\n\nThey are absolutely nice cups, and well worth the price, but keep in mind these are 2.5 ounces, not 3.5.","Product: Three piece mesh colander set provides easy straining for pastas, fruits, and vegetables. Durable stainless steel construction with easy to hold black rubber grips to prevent slipping. Includes a small 7 inch diameter, a medium 8.5 inch diameter, and a large 10 inch diameter.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Average Quality, But A Little Too Shallow\n\nReview: I ordered these strainers to replace a set I have which are several years old and starting to come apart. I don't know the name of the brand I originally had, as they were a quick purchase in a home goods store. We use them almost daily and they have held up very well. Two of the strainers are perfect, which the largest has begun to separate down near the bottom.\n\nWhen I ordered this set I thought they were an excellent value, priced only a little more than what I paid several years back. They looked similar in the ad, and their widths were also similar.\n\nWhen they arrived, I found three concerns:\n1. One of the strainers, the largest one, was damaged, with a dent in it. Because these are mesh and somewhat flexible, I tried to gently push out the dent. I could not get it to come out.\n2. The strainers are all shallow (about half the depth of my old set). These made it impractical for pouring in spaghetti to drain, etc.\n3. They were advertised with black rubber grips on the handles. There were no grips on the metal handles.\n\nThe grips were no big deal to me. My old set has no grips and they are fine to handle. The dent, of course, was an issue. Also the shallowness was a big problem. In effect, you probably couldn't not use these beyond small quantities of food, maybe rinsing some small fruit or berries. To me that is why you buy a set, so you can use different sizes best suited for different jobs/food.\n\nI returned these due to the damage, and did not ask for a replacement due to the shallow size. Naturally, dealing with Amazon is frustration-free. They provided a full refund and paid the return shipping.\n\nIf a shallow container is not an issue for you, these were otherwise fine. They were probably a little more flexible/less sturdy than my old set, but they seemed like you'd get a year or two of daily use out of them, at least.","Product: The Cuisinart Universal Splatter Shield cleans up messes before they start, catching sauces and oils before they end up all over the kitchen. It features a stay-cool handle, nonstick inner coating, and covers both pots and pans. The convenient flip-top funnel lets cooks add liquids during the cooking process, and the tempered-glass viewing window makes it easy to monitor the cooking process without lifting the lid. This one-size-fits-most lid seals in juices, heats, spills, and most of all, flavors.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: If You Can't Stand The Heat..Stay Out Of The Kitchen\n\nReview: There is a lot to like, and some to dislike sbout this spatter shield. First, the design is great as far as how it nicely covers most skillets, pans, etc. The design of the holes allow excess heat and stream to escape, but not hot oil or grease splatters. It also has a glass window so you can still see what's cooking. So, from an overall usage standpoint, the shield is great. It is also very reasonably priced for the construction.\n\nIt also has a neat funnel option built into the top of the handle, so you can add water, etc. without removing the lid.\n\nNow the bad....the handle is plastic, and while it stays nice and cool, it can't hold up to repeated exposure to the high heats of being on a frying pan. First, the small piece of plastic built into the lid started to deteriorate, and just recently the handle began to seperate from the lid.\n\nMine was a couple of years old, so I cannot really complain for the price, although I didn't use it maybe more than once every two or three weeks, if that. So, basically it failed after about 30-40 uses or so.\n\nI would not be afraid to buy another, and for the price its life expectancy is fine. Just keep in mind it does have some failure points over time.\n\nIt is supposed to have a limited lifetime warranty so I am contacting the company, but at $15 for a brand new one, I am not sure the cost of any shipping, etc. for a warranty replacement would be worth it.\n\nDecent product while it lasts. But the concept of a product intended to be placed near heat having a heat-sensitve handle.pretty silly.","Product: All the power you need to mix, puree, dice, crush ice, and more - with only 4 simple buttons. 12 blending functions. Unique, patented no-mess pouring spout. Wave-Action system continuously pulls mixture down into the blades for smooth results every time - no more ice chunks. Dishwasher safe 40 oz. glass jar is thermal-shock tested to withstand extreme temperature changes. Stainless control panel Powerful ice crushing with patented Ice Sabre blades Durable 700 Watt peak power motor - life-tested to blend 8,000 frozen drinks All the power you need to mix, puree, dice, crush ice, and more - with only 4 simple buttons 12 blending functions Unique, patented no-mess pouring spout Wave~Action system continuously pulls mixture down into the blades for smooth results every time - no more ice chunks Dishwasher safe 40 oz. glass jar is thermal-shock tested to withstand extreme temperature changes Cord storage.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Works Great, Costs Little\n\nReview: There are lots of blenders out there.your typical Oster blenders, Ninjas which supposedly will puree rocks, and all those in between. I bought this Hamilton Beach to replace an older Oster I had which had a broken jar. The Oster was already having some trouble with ice, so when the jar broke I just decided to get a new blender. I researched a lot of them, some cheap, some average and some very expensive.\n\nI ended up going with this one, which was priced very cheap. I just wanted a few buttons and a little horsepower. The 5814A is advertised as having 700 peak watts. Most average blenders will have 450 watts, a few 600. So while the 700 is just the initial peak power, overall I felt it would give this a little more oomph.\n\nThe blender has five buttons:\n Off\n Mix/Milkshake/Easy Clean\n Puree/Smoothie/Icy Drink\n Dice/Chop/Salsa\n Grind/Crush Ice/Grate\n\nThe last two buttons are Pulse in that they run only while pressed and stop when released.\n\nMy old blenders had 8, 10, sometimes 12 buttons and the fact is, what difference is there really between frappe, puree, etc. etc.\nThe highest setting on this blender, which includes Crush Ice, does a great job chopping up whole cubes. The other buttons combine food, blend items, and mix drinks as expected.\n\nThe blades are sharp and do not seem to struggle.\n\nThe jar is 40 ounces, a little smaller than my old Oster, but quite usable. The lid seals on well and has two openings. One is a black hinged opening to add ingredients while the blender is on. The other opening is a pouring spout with a class plastic hinged cover.\n\nThe power cord can be recessed in the base.\n\nLook-wise, the blender is stylish enough to keep on a counter. Beyond the glass jar, the base and lid and black plastic, and the front panel is a brushed metal overlay.\n\n Everything EXCEPT the base is dishwasher safe. The base, of course, should NOT be put in water. To clean the jar, you can also put water in the jar, add a drop of liquid dish detergent and set the blender on the first setting - Easy Clean then drain out the water and rinse.\n\nMy lone knock on the blender and its a small one, is the lid can be a little of a pain to fit over the top of the glass jar. But it is supposed to be a tight fit, and is not a big problem.\n\nThe warranty on the blender is 3 years.\nWhat more can you really ask for $25 or $30?","Product: Housed in brushed and chrome stainless steel, this high-quality KRUPS KH734D50 toaster not only looks good on the counter, but it also toasts bread to perfectionup to four slices at a time. The unit's extra-large, self-centering slots (1.5 inches wide by 5.75 inches long) can accommodate a variety of items, including bagels, buns, English muffins, and thick slices of homemade bread. For added convenience, dual independent controls make it possible to use only one side or the other, or to toast two unique orders simultaneously, like bread on one side and waffles on the other, making it easier to get the whole family out the door on time in the morning. Choose bagel mode for warming the outside and toasting the cut side of bagels; defrost mode for toasting items like frozen waffles, toaster pastries, or toaster hash browns; reheat mode for warming without toasting; or the cancel function to end the session at any time. You just have to turn the knob to select one of the six browning settings, from light to dark. Other highlights include blue LED indicators, a high-lift lever for smaller items, two removable crumb trays for easy cleaning, and cord storage to help keep countertops looking tidy. The KRUPS KH734D50 four-slice toaster offers exceptional convenience on its own or as part of the matching KRUPS Breakfast Set ensemble. wattage is 1500\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: The Toast Of The Town!\n\nReview: The KH734D50 toaster is part of KRUPS' \"Breakfast Set\" line, which includes a coffee maker, an electric kettle, this toaster, and a 2 slice toaster. The entire line is made of products which are predominantly stainless steel.\n\nLike most people, what is important to me about a toaster is that it consistently toasts bread in an even manner. I have owned cheap toasters which get the job done, but toast one side darker than the other, have slots where bread could jam, etc.\n\nAs one might expect of a higher end product, the Krups KH734D50 performs very well. Toast is consistently toasted, even, and there are no issues in removing toast. There are four slots which are all wide enough to also fit bagel slices, \"English muffins\", and home-baked bread slices (depending on how wide you slice your bread).\n\nThe specs on this toaster are as follows:\n* Chrome-plated steel on the front and top, with brushed stainless steel sides\n* Four toast slots, each 1-3/16\" wide x 4.5\" deep x 5-11/16\" long.\n* Controls with blue L.E.D. lights for Toasting, Defrost, Reheat, Bagels and Canceling (two sets of controls, each one for two slots).\n* Six power settings to control the level of toasting, and 1,050 watts of power.\n* Removable crumb tray for fast and easy cleaning\n\nThe KH734D50 is 13.5\" high by 13.3\" deep, and 8.6\" high. It weighs 5.3 pounds.\n\nYou can find a toaster that would perform just as well for quite a bit less, as the Krups presently retails for close to $80. So you might ask \"Well if I can get these features and performance for $40 why do I want to spend almost double that?\" One reason would be aesthetics. If you keep your toaster in a cabinet when not in use, you might opt for a less expensive product. However, if you keep your toaster on the counter often or all the time, the Krups KH734D50 is really nice looking. The chromed top and brushed steel sides, which curve wider toward the back of the toaster, give it a sleek, modern, upscale look. In particular, it compliments any kitchen with stainless steel appliances. It is the kind of toaster where you might choose to leave it out even when you do have cabinet space for it.\n\nFeature-wise, the toaster has all the features you would expect from a \"full feature\" toaster, such as various settings, dual trays to clean out toast crumbs, and a \"high-lift\" feature to allow you to more easily remove smaller (lower) pieces of bread. The removable crumb trays work nicely and are very easy to slide in and out. On my last toaster, a Cuisinart, the trays worked OK but were not always smooth to move in and out. The high-lift feature on the Krups works great, which is a big plus when you are toasting smaller pieces of bread. My old toaster also had this feature, but every once in a while, I found myself playing around with a smaller toasted item to remove it. The feature on the Krups seems to work better and I haven't yet come upon the same situation.\n\nAs far as heat transference, my former toaster had a plastic body, so the top did not feel quite as warm as the Krups. However, neither felt too hot to the touch.\n\nOverall, this is a really nice toaster, it is very appealing to look at, blends perfectly with other stainless steel appliances, and it works very well. There are less expensive options out there, so you might find something that fills your needs for less money. However, if you are looking for \"high end, high quality\", this toaster is it. Krups also backs it with a 2 year warranty.","Product: Deco 79 outdoor decor is unique design concept. Made of rust free metal alloy material.Measures 12-Inch Length by 21-Inch height by 25.8-Inch width\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Decent home theater wall art\n\nReview: This is decent enough, as long as you like a \"rustic\" tinny look. It is not exactly as pictured. The metal film pieces are attached at various points and CANNOT be turns or molded to look exactly as the photo shows.\n\nThey are still a little bendable in various locations. The film strip attached to the Take 1 clipboard is....attached....thus it cannot be moved around. It looks fine as is though. Similar for the piece along the middle reel. The strip on the top (largest) reel does not go to the left of the reel, but to the right. It is the most mold-able of the film strip pieces.\n\nOverall, again - a rustic feel with uneven paint and a few scratches here and there....sort of a worn \"vintage' look.\n\nThis is decent enough for a basement or casual home theater. It takes one nail to hang, with a hanging hole behind the top reel. It will hand on an angle, but if you want it straight, just tap in a picture wire/nail toward the inside of the middle reel.","Product: Silver trim accents the rich purple color. The handle adds a graceful arch over tea kettle ending at the spout.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Looks Great - Fails Fast\n\nReview: Absolute piece of junk. Looks great out of the box, albeit somewhat light. I suppose the light weight is a plus if you are petite or older and need something that weighs very little.\n\nThe performance is terrible though. Begins to rust inside after just a few uses. The color begins to turn milky and inconsistent, perhaps from the heat. I washed mine very carefully so it was certainly not from scrubbing.\n\nMy whistle also failed after about two weeks.\n\nIt pours well, and the handle doesn't get hot, but like many kettles you have to watch you don't get burned from the heat of the steam when pouring.\n\nIt was really eye catching for a few days, but it's just junk.","Product: Triple Cleaning Performance. Non-Stop Power. This product is ideal for daily maintenance between use of your full size Miele vacuum cleaner.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Great Scout Takes The Combat Out Of Vacuuming!\n\nReview: This is my first robotic vacuum, as well as my first Miele product. The Scout RX1 comes packaged with the following:\n\n* Scout RX1 Robot Vacuum\n* Two side brushes\n* Two replacement exhaust filters\n* Remote control w/2 AA batteries\n* Base station\n* AC adapter\n* Magnetic strip\n\nAt first glance, you may say \"Hmmm looks like a Roomba.\" And it does, but it appears to be of very high quality. Although the actual price is not yet advertised (as of the date of this review), I expect it will be somewhat higher than a Roomba, which is typical several hundreds of dollars, based on the Miele name and reputation for quality. The Scout has an on board digital camera and seven sensors. It is powered by a Li-ion battery. It is bagless, having a bin instead, which is a little of 2.5 cups in size.\n\nWhy might you want a robotic vacuum? Maybe you don't have time to vacuum as much as you want, or just find it a tedious chore, or can't get around as well as you used to and need some automated help.\n\nSet up is simple. You insert the two side brushes (each brush and its location on the underside of the vacuum are marked L and R). Next, remove the protective film from the top of the vacuum and the base station. Insert the AC adapter into the base station housing. Next, turn on the vacuum and place it on the base station. While it is charging, insert the AA batteries in the remote control, and set the clock on the robot. That's it.\n\nYou need to charge the rechargeable battery in the unit before first use. A full charge takes about 2 hours. Likewise, you can vacuum for about two hours on a single charge. The battery indicator on the robot's top will be red, amber, or green. Red is 0-20%, amber 20-50%, and green 50-100%.\n\nSo, how do you vacuum?\nEasy. Press the Power button (on the unit or the remote). Then press Auto for the default vacuuming mode. Press the \"Play\" button (looks like a Play and Pause icon on a TV remote). The robot will now begin to travel across your carpet or floor and vacuum.\n\nIt has sensors to keep it from bumping into obstacles. It also has an onboard camera. The camera collects data about the room being vacuumed, stores the data in memory, and then makes a more efficient, planned of its vacuuming the next time it is in the room.\n\nThis is a machine, and it is important to keep in mind, like anything else, it is not infallible. On its first run in my living room, it hit into an end table. Not hard, but it was a \"hit\" as opposed to a glance. It then turned and proceeded in another direction. The next time it vacuumed the room, it did not hit the table. I believe the camera's view was directed at the gap in between the table and sofa, so it did not detect the table as an obstacle. I feel it the Scout did extremely well in the dining room, grazing but not hitting chairs, etc.\n\nThere are two places I felt the Scout was slightly disappointing (in a very minor way). The first was when I put it in my family room. The room is basically a rectangle, about 20' x 13' with a large L shaped sofa and an end table on one end, a TV unit in the middle, against a wall, and a chair and piano on the other end. The Scout covered the room, up and down, back and forth, and did a great job cleaning it, yet never made it to the foot or so width right along the front of the sofa. It seemed to spend a lot of time bouncing back and forth between the chair and piano. I let it run its course. It eventually shut down without ever making it along the foot of the sofa. The next time I did this room, I started the vacuum alongside this \"missed\" area. It cleaned it, and then went about the rest of the room. It did appear to commit the collected data to memory after the second pass, as I did the room again, and it covered it in full.\n\nThe second issue was that, while doing my living room, it wandered through the doorway into my kitchen. The kitchen is rather large, and it never made it back to the living room. I solved this by placing an obstacle in this doorway the next time it did the living room. I could also have used a piece of the magnetic strip Miele supplies for this purpose. I just chose to plop down a basket that was in the room instead. It is good that Miele provides the magnetic strip for situations where you want the robot to avoid an area.\n\nAgain, this is a machine, not an intelligent entity, so these were minor issues, but worth noting.\n\nOverall, I could not be more pleased. We have a Golden Retriever, who tends to shed a lot of fur, so we vacuum every day. The Scout does a good job of cleaning up the fur, so we can use it to help us vacuum in between full vacuuming. Like any cleaner with a roller, I had to pull some of the fur from it, which became wrapped around the roller brush during cleaning. The main point though, the Scout easily handled the dog fur. I've heard complaints in the past from people owning Roomba's that it didn't fare well with pet fur.\n\nThe Scout is fairly quiet, and it makes its way around without causing a nuisance. The rotating side brushes make it look somewhat like a spider as it works its way around a room.\n\nAs far as options and settings, it has four modes:\n* Auto: Vacuum in a back and forth pattern across a floor.\n* Spot: Confines the Scout to an area just under 6' by 6' from its starting point.\n* Corner: Vacuums normally, but performs additional vacuuming along edges after it returns to its starting point.\n* Turbo: For vacuuming lightly soiled areas on a shorter duration.\nIf none of these modes work for you, you also can run the Scout in a more manual mode, using the joystick buttons on the remote to navigate it around a room. That may sound like it defeats the purpose of automatic vacuuming, but should you feel like sitting on the couch and watching TV, you could do that, every once in a while pressing the joystick to turn the Scout left, right, forward, backward, etc.\n\nI have used it to vacuum a thick, medium loop carpet, two different Berbers (one tight, one looser weave), a higher pile rug, and a ceramic floor. It does a good job adjusting itself and a really nice job of vacuuming. It does leave its tire tracks in the rug, but not too much different than any other vacuum cleaner.\n\nOne nice feature is the Scout knows its way back home. If you start it on the base, it will return to the base when it completes its cleaning cycle. If the battery charge gets too low, this will also cause the Scout to make its way back to its base. If you start it in the middle of a room, it will return to its approximate starting point and go into standby mode.\n\nIt also has a timer if you want to set it to go about its business shortly after you leave the house for work, etc.\nMaintenance is reasonable. You have to empty the dust box after a few cleanings, and you should check the roller and wheels and clean them as needed.\n\nMiele backs the Scout RX1 with a one year warranty.\n\nWhen I got this, I thought it might end up being more of an expebsive novelty, or it might get stuck in corners all the time, etc. Nothing could be further from the truth. Obviously, it is not going to vacuum as quick as a human, as it is unable to make the same decisions on the lay of the land. However, it makes an excellent assistant to help with this every day chore.","Product: The unique T-Fal thermo-spot heat indicator (fry pans only) shows when T-Fal pans are perfectly preheated to seal in the flavor of your food. The even heat base allows for even heat distribution for reliable cooking results. The T-Fal excite cookware has a non-stick interior that is scratch resistant making cooking and cleaning easy. Ergonomically designed handles are color-matched and oven-safe up to 350 degrees, allowing for an easy transition from stove-top to oven. This 14-piece set includes 8-inch fry pan, 10.25-inch fry pan with lid, 1-quart and 2-quart sauce pans with lids, 5-quart dutch oven with lid, 5 measuring spoons\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Hard To Get Excited About T-Fal's Excite Cookware\n\nReview: For the number of pieces in the T-Fal Excite set, the price is very reasonable. I would consider this to be an inexpensive starter set of pots and pans. It would be best suited for putting in a vacation home where you might do some light cooking, or perhaps for a students apartment. For every day, family cooking, its less than adequate.\n\nI am not saying it is complete garbage. You can cook on it. It is PFOA-free. Also, it is backed by T-Fals limited lifetime warranty. But it is lightweight aluminum, and I think that lends itself to its major flaw (read on).\n\nFor those who care, this set is made in China, and not to start that argument up but China has, shall we say, a less than stellar product safety record. So, not knowing much about T-Fals quality controls, call me silly, but just because they say it is PFOA-free or anything else, the mere fact that it is made in China causes doubt in my mind. But thats just me.\n\nSo, whats in the Excite set?\n 5 quart pot with cover\n 2 quart sauce pan with cover\n 1 quart sauce pan with cover\n 10 pan with cover\n 8 pan\n One Egg Wonder Pan\n 4 measuring spoons\n\nOne note: as of this writing, the Amazon ad for the Excite set shows two photos. One (with the measuring spoons) is of the set I received. The other (with four nylon utensils instead of the measuring spoons) is not what I received. While I would have preferred the utensils, just keep in mind, if that is part of your reason to buy this set, you probably will get the measuring spoons. The set still comes to 14 pieces either way.\n\nThe cookware has red exterior with matching handles. It is a nice, dark red. Not quite a burgundy, but a deep, rich red. T-Fall considers it cherry. The covers are glass with red handles. The measuring spoons are black plastic. The cookware interiors are all non-stick. The two larger pans have T-Fals Thermo-Spot indicator, which is supposed to show when a pan is the perfectly preheated.\nThe included pieces are all decent size, and I always like to have a very small fry pan handy, so the One Egg Wonder is nice to fry up a small amount of garlic, onions, or..one egg!\n\nMost of the lids all fit well on my set. I had a problem with the lid for the larger frying pan. It fit but wasn't a perfect fit. It sort of moved around a bit. It is enough to cover the food well though. I like the design of the handles as well, as they rise up from the side of the pots and pans, making them ergonomically friendly, easy to lift and move. A big safety issue to me, though -since the pans are not very heavy, accidental touching of the handles tends to lift the smaller pans off their surface, I suppose due to the handles relative weight and size.\n\nThe Thermo Spot sounds like a nice feature. In practice, it didn't work well for me. I felt I had a couple pans adequately heated on a standard gas range, with various strength burners. I used three of my four burners which are: a (high power) 17,000 BTU, a 12,000 BTU, a 9,500 BTU, and a (simmer) 5,000 BTU burner. I skipped the simmer burner. The Thermo Spot wording lightened somewhat but never became solid, and I would think these burners are more than enough to heat these pans quickly and evenly.\n\nI also don't know why T-Fal heralds the set as oven safe. The handles can take only up to 350. Typically, anything I put in an oven goes in at 300-325, minimum, and usually much higher. So it is nice to know these can be used for keeping cooked items warm, but thats about it.\n\nAs far as general performance, the cookware works well enough. I always season my cookware, even non-stick, usually with canola oil. I find on a completely dry pan, no matter what the quality of the cookware, I sometimes get some very slight sticking without any oil. These pots and pans did not stick and cleaning was a breeze. I always wash non-stick cookware by hand, even when the manufacturer says it is dishwasher-safe. By the way, T-Fal does say this set is dishwasher-safe.\n\nI had no major complaints about the set in general, no unusual odors, no problems cooking anything, and so far the finish is fine. Again, my biggest concern would be the ease with which some of the smaller pieces tip if you touch the handle and it has lighter contents in it. That alone would keep me from rating it even average. Add in the not so oven-safe oven-safe handles, and ThermoSpot which doesnt change mucheh. I will update this as time goes on, should I note any other issues.\n\nSo, to come all the way around to my opening comments, this is an inexpensive set. It works as any cookware might, and I don't feel like it is going to fall apart right away, but it is lightweight and I would really consider it more of a starter set for single person who doesnt cook regularly, or as a supplemental set for a vacation home. The issues that I see as a safety concern might make me look elsewhere.","Product: DII offers a luxury, plush mattress pad.These mattress pads offer a cloud of softness for comfort during your sleep. DIIs mattress pads offer a 3 year limited warranty, covering any manufacturer defects. The hypo-Allergenic fibers are designed to minimize allergies and allergic reactions, and repel dust mites. Invest in your sleeping experience and try DII Home Essentials mattress pads.To view more of our products visit amazon.com/homeessentials.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Very Soft, Nice Thread count - Maybe Priced A Bit Too High\n\nReview: I have nothing bad to say about this mattress pad. If you are looking for something with a leak barrier, this is NOT it. It fits well on a standard twin mattress and the extra fill definitely creates some extra comfort and coolness.\n\nThe 300 thread material counts for something, as the more thread count you have, the more likely it is your pad will hold up as far as durability, and some increased comfort.\n\nThe mattress pad top is nicely quilted and came out of my washer and dryer fine. I think it will prove durable too.\n\nThe 8 ounces of fill make it very comfortable. That said, a more standard pad that costs maybe $15-$20 has 2-3 ounces of fill, and I don't think the extra fill is going to dramatically change the feel of your mattress. Don't get me wrong, it helps a little.\n\nI just think this is better suited as maybe $30. It's not outrageously priced. But probably could be less.","Product: This two-tier mesh slide out organizer is ideal for use in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen or office for storing a wide variety of items including toiletries, jewelry, kitchen utensils, office supplies, crafting supplies, etc. It has an attractive satin nickel powder coated finish and requires no assembly. It can be stored inside a cabinet or vanity of on a counter top or desk and each drawer has built in handles, making it easy to transport from room to room.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Nice Enough IF You Get A Good One, But Mine Was Defective\n\nReview: This product is OK and I probably would have rated it a 3, except mine is defective.\n\nIt has a modern metal/mesh look and the two drawers slide in and out easily enough. It is 13\" high, and about 7 1/4\" wide. The length is 13 3/4\". The only bad thing about that is if you wanted to use it in a 12\" cabinet, that's out. Of course, it fits perfectly fine in a standard vanity or cabinet, as those are usually about 24\" deep.\n\nThere is about 4\" clearance from the top lip of the bottom drawer to the bottom frame of the upper drawer so you can stand an average size bottle in the lower drawer and still pull it out cleanly, probably about 7\" or so in height.\n\nLike anything else of this type, if you put very heavy items in it, the more weight will be placed on the drawer when you pull it out. So if you are going to put in heavy items, try to make sure weight is distributed, so if you pull out either drawer very far, the heavier items don't outweigh what's still \"in\" the organizer.\n\nOverall, it functions well and isn't very expensive.\n\nThe issue I had is mine is not level. It does not appear to be made unevenly or bent, but the four feet do not sit evenly on a flat surface. It has four little rubber caps pushed onto each metal leg. I pushed these to make sure they are fully seated on each leg, but it was still not level. I even pulled them off. Even without these little caps the organizer was not level. The best I can maybe is to pull one of the rubber caps almost all the way off so the organizer sits kinda sorta level.\n\nSo, to me the organizer is nice enough and cheap enough, but the one I got is basically junk.","Product: The perfect kitchen shears for cutting herbs, meat, poultry, fish and even bone, with a dishwasher-safe design that you can take apart for easy cleaning. Whether youre stripping stems, chopping vegetables, opening packaging or cutting meat, these all-purpose shears go from one task to the next without complaining. A serrated blade edge grips for precision no matter what youre cutting, and sculpted handle loops with Softgrip touchpoints bring Fiskars hallmark comfort to every use. Plus, a take-apart, dishwasher-safe design makes post-meal cleanup a cinch.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Not An All Around Shear Due To Narrow Mouth....\n\nReview: I own a few Fiskars products, but they have always been outdoor tools, such as a limb cutter or pruning sheers. I recently purchased a pair of heavy duty scissors they make, which are made for cutting through thicker cardboard and I really liked them. That led me to try these Kitchen 'Fast Prep' shears.\n\nOverall, I like the shears. They are very sharp, good quality and work well. They are very, very sharp though. So much so made me really want to be extra careful when I first pulled off the included sheath. The sheath just pulls off, but you need to grip it tight and yank it. I don't dislike that, as it offers a little protection should a child somehow reach these. I would have preferred a button release similar to the heavy duty shears I mentioned above.\n\nThe shears feel nice in my hand (average size male hands) and operate easily. They do not open up very wide, so factor that into your planned use. They will cut through most foods and packaging, but since they don't have a wide opening, you won't fit a medium to thick chicken breast in them, for example. So these work best with thinner items, less than 2\" thick and so on.\n\nThe spring-loaded action makes them easy to use. When you remove them from their sheath, the blades will open and you close them by exerting very little force on them\n\nI do like them very much for cutting very thin neat layers of food, such as firm vegetables like peppers and mushrooms, leaving em with prepared pieces to cook, or ones that can be very easily diced/minced.\n\nSo, for sharpness - excellent.\n\nPerformance/clean up - very good, as they are strong and can be washed in a dishwasher.\n\nOverall usefulness - good, but they are not an \"everything' type of kitchen sheer due to the narrow mouth.","Product: These 6 candy cane path lights provide illumination along a pathway or driveway. The 180 pretested mini lights produce a twinkling lighting effect to bring holiday cheer to any home.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Great while they last\n\nReview: I bought two sets if these (2 six piece sets). Each set spans about 10 feet, as there is about 2 feet of wire between each two candy canes. The canes stand about 27\" tall. They are constructed of hollow translucent plastic, and sets of red and green incandescent min-lights run into each cane.\n\nWhat's in the box?\n* Six candy canes.\n* Six plastic ground stakes.\n* One bag of 8 replacement lights (4 each of red and green).\n* One replacement mini fuse.\n\nThe lights in the canes can be adjusted to remain on steady in one color, or to alternate red, green, red, green, in a loop. This is done by the built in controller, which adjusts the speed if the color change. The sequence is red, and as red fades, green comes on, then green fades, the canes become all red again, and so on. You can adjust the speed from a fast color change to a slow change.\n\nBecause the stakes are plastic, I would advise getting them in the ground early, before the ground freezes. Also, try driving in a short metal spike ir screwdriver first, to ensure you do not hit stone, etc. as the stakes are just plastic and the tip will break easily if a stake hits something hard.\n\nThese are very pretty. However they do not appear to last. I set them up two days ago. They looked great for the first two nights. On the third night one set stopped changing color. I adjusted the controller, checked all the canes and wiring, shut them off for a while, all to no avail. I pulled them up to return them. I plugged them in once more inside the house to see if i could find anything wrong. They suddenly began changing color again! So i reinstalled them last night. Tonight (the 4th day of use) I turned on my outdoor Christmas lighting. The set which malfunctioned last night came on fine. BUT the other set, whuch had been fine yesterday, and was not touched or disturbed, began staying in steady red and not changing color!\n\nNow, these are made in China, and it has been my experience that most things made in China are junk. So I didn't expect years of relable service. I did hope for more than two days though.\n\nI tried to call the Sylvana hotline lsted in the instructions. It is advertised as available 24 x 7. I called at least a dozen times, have not gotten through to a person yet, and have been on hold as long as 30 minutes before hanging up.\n\nSo, pretty lights, yes. Unfortunately, junk, YES.","Product: Audiovox Electronics VE927 9-inch LCD drop-down TV with built-in slot load DVD player is the perfect addition to your kitchen, garage, boat, RV enabling you to follow along with your favorite TV chefs, shows etc. It also includes a built-in AM/FM radio tuner, allowing you to keep things hot with your favorite tunes and radio programs. It mounts under a cabinet to keep counter space clear, and the swivel screen makes it simple to get a great view from anywhere in the room. It has a 16:9 widescreen aspect ratio, built-in ATSC digital TV tuner, front panel operation, built-in speakers, A/V output and a wireless remote control. Audiovox became a pioneer in the wireless industry, selling its first vehicle-installed wireless telephones in 1984 as a natural expansion of its automotive aftermarket business. Its extensive distribution network and its long-standing industry relationships have allowed Audiovox to benefit from growing market opportunities in the wireless industry and to exploit niches in the consumer electronics business.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: I WISH THERE WAS A NEGATIVE STAR OPTION FOR THIS PRODUCT\n\nReview: I have previously owned a portable Audivox DVD player for my car, which gave me all sorts of problems and Audiovox stopped supporting after only 3 years (in other words, they wouldn't repair at any price). Thus, I entered into this purchase with hesitation. However, I wanted an under-the-cabinet small screen TV, and there are only a few options in this market sector.\n\nI should have learned, but same as my last Audiovox purchase, this one was problem-laden. While it worked (all of 6 weeks) it was adequate. Decent picture, average sound (I didn't expect more for the size and price), and installation was fairly easy.\n\nHowever, about 5 weeks into ownership, the screen went black. No warning, no power. It happened once, and I thought perhaps a fluke event. However a week or so later it went black again, same thing, no power, no picture. And it never came on again.\n\nI've called Audiovox again, and again their service has been non-existent. They actually recommend \"buying a new one\" and told me they \"can't always get parts for these\".\n\nIt makes me think they don't actually make any products but pay someone else to make items for them.\n\nI wish I had just tried the more-expensive Sony.\n\nPROS:\n* Decent video quality\n* Screen can be turned 270 degrees\n* Remote is user-friendly\n* Includes radio; decent sound.\n\nCONS:\n* Audiovox products seem prone to failure and Audiovox doesn't stand behind them. Warranty is virtually worthless","Product: MIDLAND TWO WAY Radio\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great performance at a very reasonable price\n\nReview: I have owned several pairs of walkie talkies ranging from cheap \"toy\" types to more expensive brand name 2 way radios. This set of Midland LXT110 walkie talkies are very inexpensive yet perform quite well. They are of a sturdy enough plastic construction. The buttons do not feel overly tough, but for the price they are more than adequate.\n\nAll the features are quite typical for this sort of product. They are 22 channel radios running GMRS. You can scan channels to find an open or clearer channel. The units have VOX (Voice Operated Transmission) The auto-squelch feature helps reduce background noise. You can lock the keypad, dis/enable keypad tones, and there is a jack for a headset.\n\nEach unit runs on three AAA batteries. You can of course use rechargeable AAA cells as well, and you can charge rechargeable batteries via the jack while they are installed in the walkie talkie.\n\nThe radios are advertised as having a range of `up to 12 miles'. While I am sure geography is a factor, I don't know that it is practical to assume you will get 12 miles of range. I tested these in a typical suburban neighborhood and was able to hear and be heard for approximately mile. I also tried these in a shopping mall and found we could communicate well within mile of each other. I would think those are typical usage situations.\n\nI did test them in a wooded area that was relatively flat and got close to a mile apart while staying in contact. I was only going about a mile away, so I don't know how much further the range would have extended before I lost contact.\n\nFor the price, I feel the performance is excellent. I have purchased \"toy\" walkie talkies for a similar price which performed as......toys. I think these radios are comparable to products that sell for about double the price or a little more.\n\nIf you want a pair of inexpensive 2 way radios, this is an excellent product.","Product: MIDLAND TWO WAY Radio\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great performance at a very reasonable price\n\nReview: I have owned several pairs of walkie talkies ranging from cheap \"toy\" types to more expensive brand name 2 way radios. This set of Midland LXT110 walkie talkies are very inexpensive yet perform quite well. They are of a sturdy enough plastic construction. The buttons do not feel overly tough, but for the price they are more than adequate.\n\nAll the features are quite typical for this sort of product. They are 22 channel radios running GMRS. You can scan channels to find an open or clearer channel. The units have VOX (Voice Operated Transmission) The auto-squelch feature helps reduce background noise. You can lock the keypad, dis/enable keypad tones, and there is a jack for a headset.\n\nEach unit runs on three AAA batteries. You can of course use rechargeable AAA cells as well, and you can charge rechargeable batteries via the jack while they are installed in the walkie talkie.\n\nThe radios are advertised as having a range of `up to 12 miles'. While I am sure geography is a factor, I don't know that it is practical to assume you will get 12 miles of range. I tested these in a typical suburban neighborhood and was able to hear and be heard for approximately mile. I also tried these in a shopping mall and found we could communicate well within mile of each other. I would think those are typical usage situations.\n\nI did test them in a wooded area that was relatively flat and got close to a mile apart while staying in contact. I was only going about a mile away, so I don't know how much further the range would have extended before I lost contact.\n\nFor the price, I feel the performance is excellent. I have purchased \"toy\" walkie talkies for a similar price which performed as......toys. I think these radios are comparable to products that sell for about double the price or a little more.\n\nIf you want a pair of inexpensive 2 way radios, this is an excellent product.","Product: Pixel Skins lightweight, form-fit helps protect your iPod touch 2G & 3G from bumps and scrapes, while the textured tile pattern provides a comfortable, tactile sensation in your hand and a no-slip grip. The case offers openings to all ports, plugs and controls for convenient accessibility.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'm pixelated over this case!\n\nReview: In my opinion, Speck makes the best iPod cases out there. You can certainly buy thicker cases which protect the whole iPod, but those tend to look like, and be the size of, a small purse. I have owned several cases but never found one that was just right, until the PixelSkin.\n\nI use this on my iPod 3G.\n\nThis case is superior for ease of use. It is slim, but thick enough to offer good protection, and the texture of the skin makes it very easy to hold. It can be placed on a surface and maintains great friction so it won't go sliding off, yet it is sleek enough to slide in and out of your pants pocket. The rubber texture is just the right mix of hard and soft. It is firm enough to protect your iPod, but not too hard too use or be comfortable in your hand or pocket, and the material does not pick up fuzz or gunk, as do some silicone/gel cases.\n\nThe Pixelskin allows easy access to all iPod controls and functionality.\n\nIt does not cover nor protect the screen, other than it covers the edge of the front so in a complete face down fall, the screen might \"fall well\" and not come into contact with a hard surface.\n\nI've owned this case for a year or so and it has retained its form and it has not worn down at all. I think it is a great product and a fantastic value.","Product: PixelSkins lightweight, form-fit helps protect your iPod from bumps and scrapes, while the textured tile pattern provides a comfortable, tactile sensation in your hand and a no-slip grip. The case offers openings to all ports and controls for convenient accessibility.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: I'm pixelated over this case!\n\nReview: In my opinion, Speck makes the best iPod cases out there. You can certainly buy thicker cases which protect the whole iPod, but those tend to look like, and be the size of, a small purse. I have owned several cases but never found one that was just right, until the PixelSkin.\n\nI use this on my iPod 3G.\n\nThis case is superior for ease of use. It is slim, but thick enough to offer good protection, and the texture of the skin makes it very easy to hold. It can be placed on a surface and maintains great friction so it won't go sliding off, yet it is sleek enough to slide in and out of your pants pocket. The rubber texture is just the right mix of hard and soft. It is firm enough to protect your iPod, but not too hard too use or be comfortable in your hand or pocket, and the material does not pick up fuzz or gunk, as do some silicone/gel cases.\n\nThe Pixelskin allows easy access to all iPod controls and functionality.\n\nIt does not cover nor protect the screen, other than it covers the edge of the front so in a complete face down fall, the screen might \"fall well\" and not come into contact with a hard surface.\n\nI've owned this case for a year or so and it has retained its form and it has not worn down at all. I think it is a great product and a fantastic value.","Product: An Amazon Brand\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Excellent cable at a great price!\n\nReview: The AmazonBasics TOSLINK cable is a great product. If you are unsure of what a TOSLINK is, it is also known as a fiber optic digital audio cable. The term TOSLINK stems back to Toshiba's invention of these for CD players.\n\nI use a couple of these fiber optic cables for digital audio. I have one connecting my DVD player to my home theater, and one connecting my TV to my home theater.\n\nI previously purchased a Monster cable, which I bought because of the name, plus it was a good price and was THX certified.\nI cannot distinguish any sound difference whatsoever between the AmazonBasics cable and the more expensive Monster cable. Visually, the cables are the same size and thickness, except that Monster adds on a large head near each end with \"THX\" embossed on it. This is a cosmetic, not functional, difference. While the Monster cables are not over-priced, the AmazonBasics performs exactly the same, but for about half the price.\n\nThe AmazonBasics cable length is as advertised, it connects firmly into the jacks and it works as expected.\n\nThe bottom line: While it is true that manufacturers can use different quality optical fiber, ranging from cheaper plastic to better quality multi-stranded plastic fibers, or sometimes glass, at the end of the day this is a digital signal. So barring a malfunctioning/damaged cable, it either moves the light or it doesn't. So, save some money and get this cable. You will be satisfied with the quality and the sound.","Product: Capture and burn videos with the touch of a button. The VC600 can capture video and audio from almost any video device, such as VCR, Camcorder, DVD player, or any device supporting video output through an S-Video or composite RCA connection.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Easy way to migrate VCR tapes to DVD!!,\n\nReview: I own a Panasonic DVD player/burner which also plays VCR tapes. I purchased the unit with the intent of migrating 20+ years of VCR tape to DVD. I did not expect the Diamond VC600 to be easier than using the Panasonic, because the Panasonic is self-contained, and costs quite a bit more than the VC600 (about 5 times more). So if your intent is to migrate a lot of tapes to DVD, I would suggest you look into the Panasonic line of devices.\n\nThat said, the Diamond is a great little tool. At less than $50 it is clearly a great value.\n\nWhat's in the box?\n* The USB Capture Device\n* One Touch Grabber software for getting the video directly from a camcorder source\n* VHS To DVD software for, well, VHS to DVD migration\n* Instruction guide\n\nI used the device and software on two PCs....one is a desktop, 2.8Ghz with 2GB memory running Windows XP. The other is a laptop, 1.6Ghz with 2GB memory, again running XP. I had no installation issues or subsequent problems. While some reviewers report issues using this device on Vista, and I don't want to blindly blame Vista, that OS does lend itself to problems much more so than any other. If you are buying this device I would advise you use XP for now.\n\nPROs:\n* Simple installation of device and software.\n* Easy to connect to camcorders (mine anyway, a Panasonic PV-GS35).\n* Conversion of VHS tapes works well. No data loss or video/audio sync issues noted.\n* Software is fairly straightforward and helpful for editing copied video.\n* Price\n\nCONs:\nThe instruction guide is very basic and of no real use.\n\nOverall, this is a good product. Please keep in mind, it is suited for doing video migration at an inexpensive price. If you want to do a huge amount of conversion and want complete flexibility in manipulating the data, you may want to consider a more expensive approach.\n\nJust one note on any VHS to DVD conversion: you probably will notice that the video quality actually appears better on the DVD. Most people are surprised to notice that, assuming the quality of the result can never be better than the quality of the source. Keep in mind, if you are going from analog VHS, DVD is digital thus the data is \"sampled\". This results in more \"good quality\" video displayed and less \"noise\" level data from the displayed sampling. So you will typically see improvement in your VHS to DVD copied files regardless of what device you use to do the migration. It will not make a noisy VHS look like Blu-Ray so be realistic....but you probably will see it look a little cleaner.\n\nThe Diamond One Touch works as advertised, is reasonably priced, and fairly simple to use even if you are not really technically-savvy. I would recommend it for those looking for a quick, inexpensive media conversion solution.","Product: RG6 -50-Inch White Extention Cable, Low Loss Coax for 75 Ohm components with F Male Connector EndsCall our fully staffed Tech Department for questions or help at 866-294-1660.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Average quality, reasonable price.\n\nReview: Average quality, reasonable price. I didn't expect more at this price. It measures a true 20 feet. The color is not quite 'bright white' and on the one I received a little inconsistent (bright white toward the ends for a foot or two and slightly off white on the rest of the cable.\n\nThe product DOES NOT match the photo on Amazon, so if you specifically want the plastic relief pieces built into each end, they are not there. The terminators on each end appear to be of decent quality. They do have a rubber boot on each head, which I found annoying as you had to push hard against each to make the connection and begin screwing on each end.\n\nBut they do go on, and they seem to work fine.","Product: The Case Logic MSEC-2 EVA Molded Compact Camera Case. Features a hard, molded EVA shell exterior to securely protect your camera. Holds most slim-line cameras. Lanyard attachment for hands-free portability. 25 Year Warranty!\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: I can't make a case for this Case Logic\n\nReview: This is a decent case for a slim camera. It is a stylish cobalt blue color and it has a molded exterior that looks nice. It should be good for a slim point and shoot camera. I have two point and shoot cameras and both fit, but very barely. My Fujifilm Finepix F200EXR barely fits, with not a smidge of extra room for anything. My Panasonic Lumix TZ4K is the same tight fit. I don't consider either camera to be very large.\n\nThe external product dimensions are 3.6\" wide x 4.7\" long x 1.3\" thick.\n\nWhile I can fit either camera, it is so snug I can barely get the zipper closed. While a snug fit does help prevent the camera moving about, this is extremely tight.\n\nThe interior has two elastic straps, one on either side, so that the case opens like a clamshell, and there is also a netted storage area.\n\nThe case also includes a lanyard, although it is not adjustable.\n\nThe interior of the case has no padding, and the exterior, although molded, is not very hard. I would not use this as a rugged storage case, but it will offer some protection to your camera and the molded exterior should help against some light bumps or drops.\n\nThe warranty on the case is an exceptional 25 years!\n\nI think the case is decent, but please be sure your camera is slim, otherwise you are looking at a very tight fit.","Product: Battery game case for iPod Touch that provides additional battery life even when not close to an outlet. Comes with 2 AA batteries that can be replaced for additional battery life. Game case is contoured for ease of use during gaming and also stands for hands free viewing.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good means of portable power for an iPod Touch\n\nReview: I think this is a decent product. It provides you with a means of keeping your iPod Touch going when you are running low on juice. It would be an excellent accessory for when you are outdoors for an extended period or not near another means of charging your iPod.\n\nWhat's in the box:\n\n* The GameCase Boost.\n* Two AA batteries\n* A brief one page instruction sheet.\n\nThe Boost itself consists of three pieces. The first is a lightweight, green, hard plastic which contains the port to connect to the iPod as well as a house the batteries. The second piece is a matching cover for the battery compartment. The third component is the black silicone case which fits snugly over the green plastic pieces. The silicone skin is similar to many other Touch cases. It appears to be durable and of decent quality. Like most cases of this type, there is no cover or protection for the face of the Touch.\n\nBecause the case must allow for two AA batteries, one on each end underneath the iPod, this would not be the kind of case that slips easily into pockets. It is not overly bulky, but it won't slide in/out of your jeans pockets either. It is more suited for storage in a backpack, a large jacket pocket, etc.\n\nI can't say how well the case would protect an iPod. The addition of the plastic and batteries could help buffer a fall, or it could add to potential for damage due to extra weight. So the primary reason for buying this should be for a portable power supply, not for protection.\n\nIt does what it says. I tested mine by running down by iPod to near dead and then connecting it to the Boost. I got a few hours of usage off the batteries, playing games, music, and other apps.\n\nI'd say this is a great accessory. The lone detractor for mine was that it initially appeared not to work, but I soon realized that it was shipped with dead batteries.\n\nGood gift for a Touch owner who is constantly using their Touch and isn't always near a place to charge their iPod.","Product: Simply place your iPod in the dock and easily watch all your downloaded movies, listen to your music library, and view pictures from your iPod on your TV and home theater system.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Get Serious with the Nyrius!\n\nReview: I have a few other iPod docks, but nothing that connects to my TV. I was interested in the Nyrius Media Fusion because it can play you iPod media content (music, photos, and video) on a TV. Naturally, the content display will be only as good as the source from your iPod.\n\nWhat's in the box?\n* The Nyrius Dock, model NiC708\n* AC Adapter\n* Remote Control\n* RCA Cables\n\nThe dock is very compact and will easily fit on just about any table or surface. It is approximately 5 \"wide by 4\" deep and only 1 inch high.\n\nThe only output connection for a TV is RCA, but since we are talking about iPod media, you don't need any Hi-def cables anyway. If you have a need to keep the dock more than a couple of feet from the TV, you might want longer RCA cables. These are about 3 feet, 9 inches from end to end.\n\nThe unit includes an SD slot and a USB port, as well as an `aux in jack' so you can access media through those as well.\n\nLike most docks, the Nyrius charges your iPod while you are using the dock.\n\nSet up is easy. Simply plug it in to a wall outlet, and connect the RCA cables to the dock and to your TV.\n\nThe remote control is pretty generic. With buttons to power on/off, mute, switch between inputs (labled iPod, Card, and USB), and perform other basic functions. Such as Play, Stop, Rewind, Fast Forward, etc.\n\nIf you are looking for a TV Dock for your iPod this product is decent.","Product: With tailored lines, sophisticated styling and a quilted interior, the UNS 114 provides fashionable yet functional protection for your laptop.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice case from Case Logic\n\nReview: Before I go into any other details about this case, please note: This case is the exact dimensions listed by the manufacturer and it will not accept a laptop larger than the specified 13-14.1 inches. You might be able to force a thicker 14\" laptop into it, but you would make it difficult to zip and probably cause the zipper to fail prematurely. It is advertised as handling up to a 14.1\" Mac, and it does, but very snugly.\n\nThat said, this is a nice case for its intended size. I have a 14\" MacBook Pro in it. It fits in nice and snug. The case is sleek and thin. Its design is on the feminine side in color and pattern, burgundy with a small, somewhat floral pattern on less than a quarter of the front, and the same pattern covering the inside. The pattern is not so noticeable that a man cannot use the case though.\n\nAlong the top of the outside floral pattern runs a small zipper which conceals a pocket which may be used for storing items such as your laptop cables and a small book/notepad, or phone or a point and shoot camera. The pocket measures about 10\"wide x 8\" deep. It is so well hidden, running along an outside seam, that you might not even notice it, except for the Case Logic product tag hooked on the zipper.\n\nThe case has a decent amount of padding considering its thin nature. But it is a soft case and not molded, so expect to use it for general protection against scratches and bumps, not hard falls.\n\nThere is a double handle on the top of the case, convenient for carrying the bag. There are no other straps or snaps to add a strap.\n\nOverall this is a nice bag when used for its intended size.","Product: The ILC Classic series from Lowepro is specially built to fit a variety of compact digital powerhouses, such as: ILC, micro four-thirds, or mirrorless cameras. Classic in style and streamlined in construction, each bag is padded from top to bottom to protect your valuable gear. The ILC Classic 50 is scaled down to accommodate the camera with its attached kit lens up to 14-45 mm.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Awesome Little Case.....With Unawesome Straps\n\nReview: Overall, I love this case. I think the strap design is very odd, but like any Lowepro camera bag, it is made nicely and you can see and feel the quality.\n\nJust keep in mind it is a small case. The internal dimensions are about 7\" long by 3.5\" wide and about 5.5\" deep. You can fit a compact DSLR in it or a micro four-thirds camera, but it would be a tight fit for some conventional SLRs. However depending on your camera's size, it might work. I did manage to fit in my older Panasonic Lumix FZ-20 with the fixed lens, after removing the lens hoot. However that left virtually no room for anything else.\n\nPersonally, I use the bag to carry a point and shoot and camcorder to my kids' sports events and school functions. I am able to carry:\n* Panasonic Lumix TZ4K \"Point and shoot\" camera\n* Panasonic PV-GS35 camcorder\n* 2 Spare batteries and chargers\n* 2-3 DV tapes\n* Three camera cables (RCA, USB, etc.)\n* 1-4 memory cards\n\nAll this stuff fits comfortably, although if I bring both chargers it becomes a tight fit. One charger is fine. Usually I don't bring either charger since I am bringing charged spare batteries for both the camera and camcorder.\n\nSo provided you use this for a compact DSLR, point and shoot camera, or camcorder, you should find this case has ample room. Here's what you get:\n\nOn the outside, the black case includes an adjustable, removable shoulder strap. The shoulder strap, while comfortable, is placed in an odd location, attaching to the case at the rear corners. This causes the case to hang on an angle when in use. It's OK, just not ideal. The center pad on the strap has a \"non slip\" texture on its underside, which is a nice feature. The case top has a handle so it can be picked up or carried from the handle. On the case front is a small gusseted pocket. This won't hold much, perhaps a lens cover or other small, thin items. I keep a lens filter and my spare battery in it. The front case cover secures at the front with two \"buckle\" snaps - again which appear to be of the better quality you might expect from Lowepro. However, the straps sometimes slide out of the buckles, so its possible to lose them. The interior is gray with some thin padding and contains two adjustable/removable walls which secure by Velcro, one which fits from front to back and the other which will fit from the adjustable wall to one of the fixed walls. There are also two small pockets built into the interior of the case top which would each hold a couple of memory cards.\n\nI would not choose this case as a catch-all to carry a full complement of camera equipment. However, if you are bringing one compact camera and a small lens/accessory or two, and/or a camcorder, this is a nice bag.","Product: Nivelo Tripod is a sleek, lightweight, compact tripod that folds in a few seconds flat to only 11.75\" long, yet can extend to a full 39.75\" tall. Nivelo boasts all the features of a full-size tripod, minus the hassle. Its innovative open canopy lets you invert the Quick Fold Central Column, which is great macro photography. Plus, it collapses in one second and is so ultra compact, you can tote it in a medium-sized purse or small bag. Its reliable, too, with its 20-mm diameter legs that provide solid support and position at 23 degrees for great stability. Its strong Twist-n-Lock leg locks enable you to extend the leg sections and lock with incredible speed. This stylish, new generation kind of tripod is perfect for popular compact mirror less, interchangeable lens cameras and other digital cameras. Simply mount your camera to Nivelos head with its Quick Attach Camera Screw. Take smooth panoramic shots with its 360-degree rotating head and unique-angle shots with its side-to-side tilting function. Other features include shock-absorbing contoured rubber feet, a bubble level on the pan head for balance and an anti-spin central column.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Numerous features, just \"OK\" design\n\nReview: This tripod is a contradiction in many respects. The Nivelo 204SL is feature-laden. Vanguard appears to have thought of everything with this product. It is lightweight, at only about 1.3 pounds. It collapses to the size of an umbrella, just under 1 foot long, and stores easily in the included lightweight bag. The head and center column invert for easy macro photography. It even has a bubble level on the head so no guessing about being level on uneven ground. It seems to have it all, and at a price which is not very high.\n\nHowever, it also has a few design attributes I consider less than ideal. The first is its overall height. As a concession to being ultra-portable, when fully extended, the tripod is just shy of 40\" tall. That is typical of many compact tripods. To me, that is not suitable for most applications. The big drawback, though, is the legs. While the feet are soft rubber and will not slide or mark up floors, the legs are dependent on a `Twist-n-Lock' system to remain in place. They really just twist until tight enough to hold the leg. There is no actual locking mechanism, which many other tripods do have. On the Nivelo, you have to be careful to tighten them well enough or they can loosen and collapse.\n\nPROs:\n* Lightweight and very compact.\n* Reversible column for macro work.\n* Bubble level.\n* Five year warranty.\n\nCONs:\n* Limited height when fully extended.\n* Leg locking system not always secure.\n* Instructions are printed on box in very small typeface.\n\nIn the end. this tripod and has some good features. It is very compact and lightweight, thus very portable. That is offset by the height limitation. Again, that is a sacrifice made for portability, but worth noting in case a higher tripod height is important to you.\n\nI just cannot get past the leg locking system. It is enough to keep me from being able to fully trust this tripod. I would consider it OK as a secondary stand, or for macro work, but I don't want to trust it with my expensive camera equipment. The Nivelo 204 has some competitors, such as Slik, which will give you a more stable product for a similar price.","Product: Logitech Stereo Speakers Z120 make it simple to connect just about any audio source. So it's easy to enjoy your favorite music, videos and more.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Logitech does it again!\n\nReview: OK, first off - these are inexpensive speakers so do not get them assuming they will somehow produce room-filling Bose type audio. For the price, they are incredible.\n\nThe box includes the two small speakers, a 3.5mm \"RCA type\" cable to plug into your laptop/PC, and a USB cable. These are both 4 feet long.\n\nThe speakers are very small and lightweight. They measure about 3 \" x 3 \" x 4 \" and the left and right speakers weigh 9 and 9.7 ounces, respectively. So these are quite portable.\n\nSetup amounts to setting the Z120 speakers down on your desk, table, etc. and connecting the USB cable to your laptop for power. Then plug in the 3.5mm jack into the laptop, or your iPod if you prefer, and that's it. The integrated cables allow the speakers to be 3 or so feet apart. The only control is a single knob for power and volume with an On/Off indicator.\n\nThe sound is excellent, great highs, nice midrange, and healthy lows. The lows were a little flat, and did distort with the volume all the way up. You probably don't need to turn these up all the way though - The volume is impressive, especially considering these are 1.2 watt and USB-powered. That's just 0.6 watts per channel. Frequency response on the Z120's is 20Hz-20kHz.\n\nFor the price, compact nature of these speakers, and the fact that they produce excellent sound while dependent on USB power, I think this is an excellent product. These would be great for anyone looking for some very portable, very good audio reproduction.","Product: Slim fitted folio case made of synthetic leather and soft felt lining. Allows full access to iPad's screen and buttons.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: iHome Needs To do Their Homework.....\n\nReview: I have a few iPad 2 cases. My favorite tends to be the Speck HandyShell, which is incredibly flexible as far as viewing/holding angles. However it offers no front cover or any real screen protection. As far as \"folio\" type cases, I find this iHome case to be overpriced compared to the competition.\n\nIt comes in several colors; I opted for gray for no other reson than my other folio cases are black. The case is slim, as advertised, so it adds no bulk to the device. It is made of a synthetic leather exterior, with a soft material on the interior. The cover contains magnets to make the iPad \"sleep\" or \"wake\" when you close/open the cover. I found the case did not cause the iPad to sleep consistently. I have other cases, such as Belkin's Cinema Stripe, which have the same feature, and work perfectly.\n\nI have three big concerns with this case. The cover, the viewing angles, and the overall design.\n\nThe cover is very thin, and somewhat warped. This probably causes the magnets to not line up/fail to do their job. Also, the cover is so thin, it doesn't support the iPad very well when propped up for viewing, or when typing.\n\nUnlike my other cases, this one seems to have just two viewing angles, while the others have multiple angles.\n\nWhat I think is the biggest flaw, the overall design. The case doesn't completely match up to the iPad 2 buttons and ports, not even the Home button or camera! My iPad 2 also doesn't fit snugly in the case, so there is a bit of play in between the device and the case.\n\nI can't see a reason to buy this case, especially since better cases, such as some Belkin's, can be obtained in the same price range, or maybe a little higher. Other than providing very basic protection, this case falls far short as far as being a functional iPad case.","Product: The Targus Truss Leather Case/Stand for Motorola Xoom is constructed of durable top-grain leather which provides a tough protective exterior. The case easily transforms into a stand for hands-free viewing which is ideal for movie-watching. To use the Xoom in the case, the Targus Truss opens like a book and all buttons are exposed so the device is fully functional while in the case. The soft interior lining protects against scratches while the secure wrap-around band holds the case closed when not in use. The Truss case uniquely combines both style and function into a durable case for the Motorola Xoom. Compatibility - Designed specifically for the Motorola Xoom Functionality - Case transforms into stand with multiple viewing angles Material - Durable top grain leather exterior; Soft lining protects against scratches.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Targus Xooms to the rescue!\n\nReview: I have owned several Targus products, most often laptop bags. I have always found them to be a step above the rest in both quality and functionality. I'm in the IT industry and handle a lot of technology devices, so it is important to me to have protective cases and bags which can take some abuse and accidents.\n\nThe Truss does not disappoint. I would consider it quite a step up from the Motorola portfolio case, which is essentially plastic. The Truss is made of nice leather. The interior is a gray, very soft material to gentle encompasses the Xoom tablet. The Truss is not light, weighing over 13 1/2 ounces. But the extra weight is a small trade-off for the protection of a device which costs several hundreds of dollars.\n\nFunctionality-wise, the Truss fits the Xoom perfectly. The tablet fits snugly and can be completely covered when the Truss case is closed. The Truss also has a nylon, elastic strap which wraps around the case when closed.\nThe Truss can be \"easeled\" at only one angle when standing up the tablet. That's the only advantage I'd give the Motorola case over the Truss, as the Motorola has 3 angles.\n\nSome people report that the strap on the Truss covers the Volume button. It does, however this is only when the case is closed and the strap is over it. I suppose when you are using the Xoom for audio and have the case closed this could be an annoyance. I did find when I closed the case, having the strap pulled around the case does partially obstruct the Volume button.\n\nEvery other Xoom control/port/button is completely accessible when using the Truss case, except for the Volume button. You can still control the volume by pressing the strap where the button is.\n\nOverall, this is a very good case and I think a good value.","Product: AmazonBasics products are quality electronics accessories offered at a great value. Made in China.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Generic Dashboard Mount\n\nReview: This is a decent dashboard mount for a GPS. I have a Garmin mount which I purchased for my Garmin GPS. That one is a little heavier than this one and does not slide at all, even during abrupt turns. However, the Garmin is made specifically for a Garmin Nuvi mount, whereas this one accommodates any suction cup type mount.\n\nThe product is made of three \"bean bag\" type sections joined in the middle with a black disk, which allows you to mount the suction cup from your GPS there. The bottom is \"non-slip\". The mount spans about 8\" from end to end\"\n\nI am using this with a Tom Tom GPS. It serves the purpose but it does tend to slide a little if you take fast turns. I have used it on the curved dash of an older Chrysler minivan, a Dodge Durango and a Volvo S60. It can sit just about anywhere and stays put on a curved dash, except for the aforementioned occasional slide.\n\nSo....decent dashboard mount, works well, but is not 100% - it can slide in some situations.","Product: Protect your Samsung Galaxy 2 tablet from bumps and scratches while you're on the go with this case that features leather material and a cutout for easily using your tablet's camera lens without removing the case.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Yet Another Great Belkin Product\n\nReview: By and large, I find when I buy a Belkin product I get something that is well designed, of great value (price compared to performance), and often fills a void left by a product manufacturer. While there are numerous manufacturers of tablet cases, thus no void here, I think Belkin once again hits the other two nails on the head (design and value).\n\nThis is a good quality case for your Samsung Galaxy tablet. Probably the most common question asked when buying a case for a tablet, phone, etc. is \"Will it fit MY device?\" This case will fit both the Verizon 4G LTE and Wi-Fi models of the Samsung Galaxy 2.\n\nThe design of the case seems to be well thought out. All of the necessities are addressed. It fits the tablet snugly, offers protection to the edges (and whole tablet when closed), and it has cutouts which properly align with the controls and camera.\n\nIt is available in `midnight black' and `midnight purple'. Mine is the black. I think they are all black on the outside and the color difference is the interior only (which is completely visible when using the case as a stand, so if color matters to you - just a note). The exterior feels soft but durable enough to protect your device. The bulk of the case appears to be made of leather, with obvious exceptions like the elastic or rubber parts.\n\nThe case sets up at six different angles for viewing, not counting flat of course. It secures closed with a built-in large (nylon?) elastic band. This is typical of many cases, although I prefer a magnetic or Velcro closure.\n\nYou will add some bulk to your tablet with this case, however that is true of any case which provides \"portfolio\" type coverage/protection.\n\nAll in all this is a very nice case for the price. I would love to see it with a magnetic closure like Belkin's Cinema Stripe iPad case, or at least a Velcro closure. While the elastic band works fine, it just tends to be annoying to pull over the case edge and off, etc. But overall a nice case at a nice price.","Product: 3M Privacy Filters keep confidential information private. Only persons directly in front of the monitor can see the image on screen; others on either side of them see a darkened screen.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: The Gold Standard Of Privacy Filters?\n\nReview: Generally, I am not one to get excited over a privacy filter. They tend to be products which clip on a monitor or laptop and serve a specific function, preventing people from viewing your screen content, usually while dulling down your own view of the screen. 3M has a pretty nice filter here though. It is not inexpensive. However, it performs very nicely.\n\nI would rate it as a \"perfect\" 5 were there a better solution for attaching it to the Macbook Air. It comes with two clips and double sided tape. You use the clips in unison with the tape to mount the filter. The clips are OK although, under the assumption they were designed for a specific device (the MacBook Air), they could fit more flush. They do hold the filter in place. The tape also works. I am just not a fan of adhesives on computers. Particularly in this case, where you have an option to reverse the filter, who wants any residue on either side of the filter - or the computer! You can remove the filter from the clips at any time.\n\nThe screen is 5 3/4\" high x 10 5/32\" wide and fits the 11\" Air perfectly. As mentioned above, you can reverse it between the black and gold side. Both work but the gold side is really nice. As you work on the Air, people to the side of you see the gold screen (not your data) and it looks cool. I've had a few people remark about the screen, that it looks unusual (in a good way), awesome, etc.\n\nAs for functionality, it is typical of a high quality privacy filters. You can see through it fine, but it will slightly diminish brightness, color, etc. It is not as if you look at it with the filter on and say \"No way\", but it is an extra layer on your screen so you probably will turn up your brightness a bit in some situations. I didn't notice much of the annoying diagonal pattern you tend to see with some privacy filters. As for peripheral viewing, the screen does what it should and people on an angle cannot see your screen content, only black, or the awesome gold color.\n\nThis product can be purchased in a couple of sizes to fit 11\" or 13\" Air models.\n\n3M provides a one year warranty on the screen.\n\nOverall, this is a really good screen and performs nicely. I think the solution for putting it on the Air needs to be looked at, but that is not a major issue. The screen works well, stays on, and is easy to keep clean. I would highly recommend this filter for Air users who need privacy due to sensitive content on their screen.","Product: Work, Play, Protect Go from typing to viewing with one simple motion. The durable construction and thoughtful design details protect your new 3rd generation iPad from damage and the soft interior lining is soft against the screen. Lightweight and ultra-thin, this case slips easily into any bag without adding bulk. Auto Wake Magnets: Hidden Auto Wake Magnets wake up your new 3rd generation iPad simply by opening the cover. Type and View Modes: The tri-fold cover converts to a versatile stand with angles perfect for either typing or viewing. Protective Corners Snap in corners hold your new 3rd generation iPad securely in place and keep it safe from damage. With a minimalist design approach the protective corners quietly fade into the background. Strap Closure When you're not using your new 3rd generation iPad, the secure strap closure keeps the cover closed and your screen protected.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Belkin Missed The Boat!\n\nReview: I want to like this stand. I usually love Belkin products. It looks nice, it looks like it is well made, and its not terribly high priced. But....it just misses the boat. It is some leather-like material, and at this price range you typically can get some of of laether on the case and several viewing angles.\n\nThe cover folds to make a triangle that lifts the iPad up to a viewing angle, but its not the greatest angle, and the case isn't flexible enough to change the angle very much. It either in a typing position or a \"viewing\" position. Again, two positions isn't enough for a case that cost $25 or $30.\n\nThe exterior and interior do look and feel nice, and the magnetic control works well for me (iPad2 and iPad3) for waking/sleeping the iPad.\n\nEither an iPad2 or iPad 3 will snap securely into place, and all ports/controls line up nicely so they remain accessible while the iPad is in the case.\n\nThe strap which secures the cover works well, but I am never found these to be great, preferring some other sort of portfolio type closure.\n\nSo, all and all, this is a well made case, but due to the limited positioning, not Belkin's best.","Product: The Tap2Pass Receiver allows you to access your automatic garage door opener or automatic gate with your iPhone, iPod or Android powered smartphone.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: To Pass Or Not To Pass On The Tap2Pass\n\nReview: This is not a terrible product, despite the many bad reviews. Neither is it a great product. It does have a couple of major flaws which prevent it from being a much better product. So, depending on your expectation and needs, you may find it bad, or acceptable -read on.........\n\nOut of the box it works as advertised. Set up is not difficult, however you will need to do a little light wiring to connect the device to your garage door opener. I would allow about 20-40 minutes for installation. The maker advertises 15 minutes, but let's assume you need to get a screw driver, turn off power to your garage door opener, get on a chair or ladder, open up/close your opener unit, perhaps cable-staple some wire, and program a code, etc. Depending on where you need to locate the Tap2Pass, you may need to run additional \"doorbell\" wire (not included). Also, if you need to use the AC adapter (in cases where your garage door opener can't provide power to the Tap2Pass), you'll need an electrical outlet to plug this in. If you have a garage door opener with a lighted keypad or control panel, the unit will probably provide enough juice to run the Tap2Pass once you wire it. If not, you may be looking at using the included AC adapter, which means you need access to an electrical outlet, or possibly an extension cord. My 10 year old Genie opener was fine, as I think most will be.\n\nOnce connected, use of the device itself is simple, as is the free Apple application.\nNow the two big flaws: the range is terrible. My driveway is about 50 feet long. I have a Genie garage door opener that is about 10 years old. I can use my built in transmitter that came in my 10 year old car as I near my house while still on the street. I use the transmitter that came with my Genie as I enter my driveway. With the Tap2Pass I need to be in my driveway and pretty close to the garage (10-15 feet or so). I even tried using the included AC adapter, thinking that would provide more power and increase the range.....to no avail.\n\nThe other issue is the Bluetooth pairing. You must pair your phone with the Tap2Pass. It is easy to do, similar to pairing any other Bluetooth-enabled device. However, you need to pair/reestablish connectivity EVERY time you pull up to your garage. This can take from 30 seconds to a minute or two.\nAt the price point the Tap2Pass is sold at, it should perform at a higher level. Instead it tends to have the qualities of a \"As Seen On TV\" gimmick gadget.\n\nIs it awful? No. Does it work? Yes. But it really needs some refinement to be useful. The range must be improved. I don't know what can be done in regard to a better pairing solution.\n\nAll in all, if you love gadgets and get a kick out of operating devices from your phone, don't depend on this as a daily use, \"no waiting to open the garage door\" device, and aren't bothered by the short range, you might love the Tap2Pass. On the other hand, if you don't like the extra steps of pairing your phone to it every time you approach, and expect the same range as with a typical garage remote, you probably wouldn't like the Tap2Pass.","Product: You've got your music on your phone, and you're ready to play. Enjoy deeper, more powerful sound than you thought possible from a speaker this small. The SoundLink Bluetooth Mobile speaker II works wirelessly with Apple, Android and BlackBerry devices, or your tablet or laptop - and goes wherever you do for music when you want, where you want.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Bose Provides A Sound Link For Mobile Music!\n\nReview: I own several similar audio products, a couple of which might be considered \"high end\", including a Bowers & Wilkins Zeppelin. I have never owned a Bose product other than a Soundlink.\n\nThe Soundlink II is a mobile speaker. It can play music from Bluetooth sources, and has a 3.5mm port as well. It has no actual docking station other than the 3.5mm port. It is not WiFi-capable, so it cannot be connected to a wireless network. Bose provides a 1 year warranty.\n\nThe sound on the Soundlink II is astounding. At about 9\" x 5\" x 2\", It is not much larger than a paperback book. But it packs a lot of sound. The volume is great, and the sound clarity is consistent throughout the range of volume.\n\nI listen to a variety of music on the Soundlink originating from iPad, iPods, and Blackberries. The highs are great and very clear, midranges are crisp, and the bass is powerful and booming. I don't know that I notice any difference in sound quality over the original model, although Bose advertises the sound as improved. Frankly, I don't know how far you can improve on `incredible.'\n\nSo what is in the box?\n* The Soundlink II.\n* AC adapter/charger.\n* 3.5mm cable.\n* Instruction manual.\n\nThe design is sleek all the way around. There are a total of six buttons, all on top, and all with lighted icons. These are: Power, Aux, Bluetooth, Mute, and Volume Up and Volume Down.\n\nThe Soundlink II pairs easily. Simply hold down the Bluetooth button for a second and confirm the pairing on your wireless device. That's it - you're connected and ready to play your music! You can pair up to six devices in the Soundlink's memory. For devices you need to connect without BlueTooth, just plug in the device with the included 3.5mm cable and press the Aux button. I use my iPod that way.\n\nVolume can be controlled by the Soundlink Volume buttons or through your paired device's volume controls.\n\nOn the surface, the Soundlink II appears to be pretty much the same as its predecessor, Bose's Soundlink product. One notable difference is the design for the built-in cover. The new cover folds in its middle (bi-fold) so you can fold it to just about the same width as the Soundlink bottom and use it as a rest. This is an improvement to you if you place the Soundlink on narrow surfaces.\n\nThe built-in cover is available in leather as an option, as opposed to nylon. It is also available in several colors.\n\n The wireless range is excellent. I'm sure it depends on the structure you are in and other variables such as other interference and battery charge. But I have stayed connected from 40 feet away, while I was in my yard and the Soundlink was on my deck plugged into an outlet. The Soundlink is great for use inside or outside, to take to parties, or a park, etc. It IS NOT waterproof so treat it as you would any other fine electronic product.\n\nThe rechargeable lithium-ion battery is rated for 8 hours. Bose says at maximum volume the battery will last for 3 hours. I have used it for much longer, like 12 hours (not straight, but total) without a charge before it shut off. If you hold down the Power button, the battery icon changes color to provide battery status: green 70-100%, amber 20-70%, and red, less than 20%. When plugged in to charge, the battery icon will light up amber and remain that way while charging, when it will shut off.\n\nThis is an incredible mobile speaker. It is well worth the price. I would highly recommend it for someone who wants a high quality sounds system that is also mobile.","Product: Pioneer's SC-1223-K AV receiver combines everything you need for a complete home theater experience, while utilizing their Class D3 amplification.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: There's A Reason They Are Called Pioneer\n\nReview: Let me preface this review by saying I do not consider myself to be an audiophile. I am typically content with \"good sound.\" I do own a couple of upscale products (Bose, etc.) but do not seek those out. My existing home theater receiver is a Panasonic, which is good, but certainly not considered upscale. I recently needed to update/upgrade as my Panny equipment was becoming dated.\n\nSo why Pioneer's SC-1223-K? There are certainly many other choices available, and some high quality 7.2 channel alternatives at half the price of this product. For example, I tried Sony's STR-DN840, which costs a lot less than the SC-1223-K. The Sony has great sound and lots of features, and is probably more than enough receiver for most people. The Pioneer is so much more than a typical receiver though. As I alluded to in the review title, not to be corny, but the manufacturer is a pioneer in the field with this product family.\n\nOut of the box, the SC-1223-K is a bit heavier than some other products, weighing in at close to 26 pounds. The Sony mentioned above weighs just over 22 pounds. The SC-1223-K is not overly large. It will fit in most typical entertainment unit/home theater spaces, measuring 17.1\" wide, 15.6\" deep and 7.3 inches high. The box contains:\n* SC-1223-K receiver\n* Power cord\n* Remote control\n* 2 AAA batteries for remote control\n* Microphone (for setup)\n* AM loop antenna\n* FM wire antenna\n* Quick Start guide\n* AVNavigator CD\n* Safety Brochure\n* Warranty form.\n\nThe most notable thing about the SC-1223-K is that it is a Class D amplifier. What is class D and why would you want it? Because Class D amplifiers are controlled by digital circuitry (binary \"on\" or \"off\"), they drive full bass and midrange output while using less power than their conventional cousins. They also produce this power with minimal distortion. So while the SC-1223-K is no lightweight, it is \"compact\" for its power/wattage class. It is a misconception that Class D amplifiers are \"digital.\" While the circuitry is digital, the amplifier itself is good, old analog.\n\nBasic set up of this amplifier is pretty straightforward. I am connecting mine to my TV, DVD player, etc. in one room. Please note, this receiver has A LOT of features, so, while you can set up basic functionality and enjoy it a short while after taking it out of the box, you are not going to learn and use every feature in a day.\n\nThe unit is capable of multi-zone applications (speakers in more than one room), and with 8HDMI input ports, options abound. NOTE: 7 of the HDMI inputs on are the rear panel, 1 is on the front panel.\n\nI use the remote to control most of the receiver's functions. The remote has a somewhat busy control panel, but not overwhelming, and the number of buttons is justified because this receiver is very versatile with an array of features. You CAN program the remote to also control your TV, which is nice as many remotes omit that feature. However, if you have cable TV, a STB comes into play so your experience may vary. You can connect your STB to the receiver. I have Verizon FIOS, and connected my STB. I use the FIOS remote for many functions which I can't do with the Pioneer remote (nor would expect to) such as DVR commands. The included remote is programmable though, and capable of learning through other remote codes and signals.\n\nThe front panel has a sleek, simplistic looking display. However, when it is on, there are a lot of LED icons, etc. Among these are the basic indicators, volume, input selection/source, Dolby/DTS modes, as well as Multi-Zone, speakers, listening modes, and even \"Sleep mode.\" The back panel has numerous ports and jacks and these are well labeled, so you shouldn't have to guess on anything. There are 7 HDMI input ports, two HDMI outputs, 2 sets of component video jacks, 4 A/V input jack sets, an A/V out set for a second zone, 2 fiber-optic inputs, 2 coax inputs, an Ethernet port, and of course, antenna and speaker jacks. I had no issues connecting my other video and audio devices, or operating them with the remote.\n\nThe first thing I did after connecting my devices and speakers was to optimize the sound using the included microphone. This is simple and if you follow the instructions in the user guide and on screen, you should have no issue. I have to say, I have used receivers before with microphone calibration, but the results of Pioneer's calibration process....really \"perfect\" acoustic balance - to me, anyway. With other products, I always felt like I was adjusting speaker balance to get optimal sound, wanting to raise or lower something based on a movie versus music, a concert on TV, DVD versus BluRay, and so on. Yet with the SC-1223-K, I am yet to say \"Gee, the right channels are a little too low.\" I feel immersed in the audio each and every time.\n\nAs for the instruction manual, it is very detailed, and there is quite a bit to it (again, this thing has A LOT of features), but the book is well diagramed and simple to follow.\n\nThe Multi-Zone feature is nice; I have it on the Sony also. I do not have a need for this feature, however it is really nice. You can operate the two zones independent of each other, so you can play your TV output on the first zone, and run a second zone (streaming music, for example) to speakers in another part of the house.\n\nThe video features allow you to take the video devices and adjust color, white balance, hue, saturation, noise, etc. That is notable, as this is not an \"audio only\" home theater receiver. You can also play video sourced from your iPod, a camcorder, or other video sources. When in TV mode, you can enable settings so that the depth of your \"3D sound\" is balanced with your TV's 3D display.\n\nI really like a network ready receiver, and this one is just that. It can be connected easily to your home network, and has built in Input functions for Pandora, Internet Radio, Media Server, etc.\n\nThe receiver does not have built-in Bluetooth, and requires an optional adapter purchase. My comment there is, come on, for almost $800? If you are going to make your device compatible with so many devices and network protocols, include the Bluetooth. That would be the lone thing missing from this product, and with the plethora of features, it is simply not enough to detract from an otherwise incredible performance.\n\nThe receiver interfaces with Apple AirPlay, HTC Connect, stream music from your PC, etc. If you have Windows 8 or DLNA devices streaming is that much easier.\n\nAs I mentioned at the outset of this review. I like nice sound, but am typically not impressed by what is advertised as incredible/superior audio quality. That said, the SC-1223-K produces about the nicest sound I've heard. Of course, your speaker quality comes into play. I used my existing speaker's from my Panasonic home theater, which are of decent quality. I do have a better quality sub-woofer though, a Klipsch.\n\nSo, the sound on this receiver is really just awesome. Playing Blu-Ray, DVD, streaming music from an iPod, or just listening to the radio, it produces powerful sound, full, booming, and at high volumes, you can hear the string work on guitars or minute background sounds on a movie, and all crisp and clear with no distortion. I thought I would play this receiver and feel it was good but not worth the price, but I really feel, if you want superior sound and flexibility, Pioneer has put themselves out well in front of the pack.\n\nI do not think this receiver is for everyone. It's price puts it in a class where the average home theater listener can get decent \"family room\" quality for much less. But if you entertain a lot, where your home theater/home audio are a big part of that entertainment, or you want all the flexibility this product offers, you may want to look at Pioneer's SC-1223-K as a premium solution.","Product: GolfBuddy presents the new WT3. A Golf GPS watch pre-loaded with more than 36,000 courses worldwide. It provides Full Hazard and Targets Information, Dynamic Green View and Pin-Placement feature at NO additional costs. It comes in a comfortable wristband and water proof case design - fitted for any situation.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Heck of A Golf Buddy\n\nReview: The first thing you might ask when you see the GolfBuddys WT3 advertised is, what is it, a watch, a rangefinder, gadget, a GPS? The answer is Yes!\n\nFirst a little bit about the product. The WT3 package contains the wristwatch, a charging dock/cable and user guide. There are four buttons on the watch: on the left side there is a Power button on the top and an OK button below it. On the right side there is an Up/Mark button and Down/Scorecard button below it.\n\nThe watch is programmed with 36,000 courses and has the capacity to store 40,000. The present list spans about 100 countries. The course data updates over the air weekly. This and any other OTA activity is free. If you want to know what courses it recognizes, GolfBuddy provides a course list [...] . If you play a course which is not loaded, you can request one at the website.\n\nTo set up the watch, you hold down the Power button to power it on. The watchs time will be automatically set after it establishes communication with the GPS satellite. You can also set the clock manually if you prefer.\n\nCosmetically, the watch is very nondescript. Its ABS polycarbonate case is black (also available in white) matte finish, with a grayscale display. (shades of black, gray, white). While some may prefer a nice color display, the advantage to this display is it tends to be easier to read in bright sun. This is actually a plus when you are out on a course. The display size is 144 by 168 pixels (approx. 1 diagonally).\n\nThe watch is advertised as water-proof. It is rated at IPX7, which means it can take rain, or some splashes of water, and immersion in water (less than 3 feet/30 minutes). I don't think Id go swimming with it, but it can take being out in the rain.\n\nElectronically, the watch functions well. This is really a product designed specifically for golf. It is not a watch with a couple of semi-useful golf-related features. The watch is very capable of providing hole and hazard information, pin placement, distance across the green, and more. It uses GPS to recognize courses and holes. Navigating the menus is easy, and for the most part, intuitive. The Main Menu presents 4 options, Play Golf, Time, GPS Tracking, and Settings. When you are in Play Golf mode, you will see your course Hole #, Left/right green, Par, Yards away, the shape of the green, and the distance to the front, center, and back of the green. You can also view Target information, where there are icons (most are intuitive , such as bunker, trees, etc.) and distances to each. The menu will also give you Pin Positioning and Play Settings. You can also record your scores while you are playing. GPS tracking can be used to gauge your location/distance to locations on the course.\n\nI tested this at Baltursol in Springfield, NJ as well as the Essex county Country Club in West Orange, NJ. The watch features work as expected. The rangefinder was just as accurate as a conventional finder, and the dynamic green view is really nice. I experienced no connectivity issues, no problems using any features, and no errors or need to power it off and back on.\nThe battery will last through about 7-9 hours, which should be enough even for a foursome playing on a crowded course. It will hold a charge for up to 50 days of conventional use as a timepiece.\n\nThe product is made in Korea and comes with a 90 day warranty. I am never happy when a product costs over $100-150, but has less than a one year warranty.\n\nOverall, I think this is a well-thought out product, which seems to be made well. Golf enthusiasts will probably love it, especially if they like technology gadgets.\n\nI think for the price, it should have a longer warranty, hence 4 starts instead of 5.","Product: Enjoy hour after hour of wireless music or calls with Philips wireless headphones. Featuring NFC, Bluetooth connectivity, superior 40mm neodymium drivers and soft, over-ear cushions, this is freedom of movement and comfort at its finest.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Full Size Headphone....With The Freedom Of Wireless\n\nReview: I have always been a fan of conventional headphones. Yes, earbuds are convenient, inconspicuous, and often yield great sound for not too much cost. But at home, relaxing, I prefer a full headphone. I had a decent, but old Koss set, which was made before Bluetooth existed, so I wanted to update to something with a little more listening flexibility.\n\nEnter the Philips SHB7150. While not cheap, they aren't overly expensive either, and the sound quality is really nice. Out of the box, you have:\n The SHB7150 headphones\n A USB charger cable (USB on one end, micro-USB on the headphone end)\n A 3.5mm jack for wired use. The cable is approximately 4 feet long.\n Quick Start guide\n\nLike other Philips headphones, these are made by Woox Innovations. They are a brand licensee of Philips, but headquartered in Hong Kong. Woox is owned by Gibson, makers of Gibson guitars.\n\nThe headphones need to be charged before use. Mine took about an hour to charge. Philips says a full charge is 3 hours. You can, of course, use them right out of the box wired, with the included 3.5mm cable.\n\nThe headset is easy to power on, and pairs much like any other Bluetooth product. The headset stores the last 8 paired devices. You can also connect these headphones to a device that supports NFC. Whats NFC? Near Field Communication is sort of a low powered wi-fi connectivity, usable at short range. If you have an iPhone you do NOT have NFC. If you have a Blackberry, you probably have NFC along with Blutooth. Any way, with NFC you do not need to enter codes to pair. Press the button on the device, touch it to your Blackberry, or other NFC-enabled phone and there you go, connected. Since it uses less power than Bluetooth for most applications, NFC will result in a slower power drain on your device battery.\n\nControls on the SHB7150 are very simple and reside on the right ear cup: the Call/Music button (also turns device on/off) is under the Philips logo and LED light on the face of the ear cup. The other controls run along the side of the same earpiece. Left to right they are:\n The charger port\n The Volume/Track control\n The audio jack\n Microphone\n\nI have used the headphones wirelessly and wired. The sound is great either way. A few songs I listened to had me saying Hmmm, not sure I ever heard that in the background before. The 40mm Neodymium speakers get the job done.\nThe phones themselves are all black with plastic encasement. The leather trim is padded and soft against your ears and head. The headband adjusts easily and makes choosing your own comfort/size a breeze.\n\nSince these are Bluetooth, you can, of course, make phone calls through them using your phone. The battery is good so far. I listened to music and took calls over a few hours and the charge is still good. The 200 mAh battery is advertised as providing minimum of 9 hours of music/talk, and 200 hours of standby.\n\nThe call quality was decent. The sound was fine and the callers said I sounded OK, very slightly muffled, typical of just about any earphone/bud microphone that doesnt boom near your mouth. Typical of a Bluetooth headset, you can tap the buttons to perform basic operations (pick up a call, reject a call, redial, etc.).\n\nAs far as distance, I have used these on Bluetooth about 40 feet from my Bluetooth radio. I tried going outside and got about 70 feet away, give or take, and the signal quality dropped then I lost the connection. But 40-50 should be more than enough for most household use.\n\nA couple of things to know: when using the 3.5mm cable, you can get music only. I mean, you can make a call, but your mic is disabled so youd be listening only. Also, you can use the headphones to control your music (play, pause, skip forward/back ONLY if your phone or Bluetooth source supports AVRCP.\n\nAs far as warranty, I cannot seem to find anything on the Philips or Woox sites, or in the packaging, that specifies a warranty. I believe usually Philips provides a 1 year warranty on audio products though.\n\nOverall I love these headphones. Great sound, afordable, very comfortable, and with the bluetooth connection, I can sit and read, eat, write, etc. with them on my head, but have no obstruction from a wire. Really a nice product.","Product: The Steel Series Siberia v3 features a newly-refined design that is both flexible and durable while still offering the legendary comfort of the Siberia series. The iconic Siberia suspension headband returns offering enduring, lightweight comfort for hours of gaming. Powerful, next-gen Steel Series speaker drivers deliver rich, detailed sound for enhanced gameplay. Noise reducing memory foam ear cushions aid in isolating the natural sounds and powerful bass while keeping out outside noise. A retractable, flexible crystal-clear microphone can be muted with the flip of a switch behind the ear cup. A PC adapter and a universal 3.5mm plug means Siberia v3 plays nice on nearly all gaming systems and devices.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Siberia v3 - All About The Bass.\n\nReview: I own several gaming headsets. A couple by Turtle Beach, a corsair, and now the Siberia v3. This headset is very comfortable and has good sound. I think the microphone is just as good, if not better, than on the other headsets I own. It bends and adjusts nicely for flexibility in how you want to wear it. Overall comfort is very good, and the ear cups are very comfortable, even after an hour to two. If you are the kind of person to wear the headset for endless hours of play, these will delight you in that regard.\n\nI did find the Siberia v3 to be very bassy. Now, I do like bass, and when playing games, it adds punch to the audio. However, these were very heavy on the bass. My corsair H1500 have a much more even sound, while still providing ample bass, and with a little less of a price tag than this headset. Don't get me wrong, I really like this headset, but the bass tends to overwhelm the highs and especially the mid-range.\n\nOverall, a good headset, but there are others that are as good or better, depending on your audio preference (more balanced audio, not just overpowering bass).","Product: The Spaced360 Bluetooth portable speaker is powered by airSOUND Technology, delivering 360 degree sound experience from a stylish compact enclosure. Perfect for listening to music around the home, on the deck or in the great outdoors.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Spaced 360 Sound - Excellent, But Not Quite Out Of This Orbit\n\nReview: This is not my first portable Bluetooth speaker. I have owned a couple from Bose, and still own one of them. They were similarly priced to the OrbitSound S003 Spaced 360.\n\nThe Spaced 360 package includes the speaker unit, charger/dock, cable is about 4 feet), AC adapter (for U.S. outlets), and a 3 foot 3.5mm cable. Why, you may ask do you need a 3.5mm cable for a Bluetooth unit. You dont, unless you have older non-Bluetooth devices from which you want to play music. So it is a nice add-in.\n\nThe device weights a little under 2 pounds, and is a little over 8 at its widest point.\n\nThe unit is very sleek and futuristic looking, all black with a heavy feel to it, and contains three bass radiators in the cabinet, and three 2 drivers (one on on each of the three ends). At first glance, I wondered how they could leave the three speakers exposed on the ends, but soon realized they are rubberized so they are somewhat protected. The case can apparently be interchanged with other available colors. The unit comes in black though.\n\nThere is not yet a carrying case for the Spaced 360, and I think that would be something nice, due to the intent being that it is portable, and the price.\n\nPairing the unit is as simple as any other Bluetooth device. I was able to pair to my iPad and iPhone 5C without issue. I also used the NFC (Near Field Communication) to easily join to my Blackberry. I like NFC as it is less battery drain than Bluetooth and its a virtually immediate connection. For anyone who may be wondering, Apple does NOT support NFC. They do have NFC in the iPhone 6 but it is locked down (for use with only ApplePay).\n\nThe sound on this system is quite nice. Volume is excellent, and there was no distortion noted as I pumped it up to just about max. It is loud so it will fill a room and more. I have a large kitchen (22 by 17, open to the 11 by 11 pantry area, with a 14 peaked ceiling), and it filled the room plus other rooms on the floor, with about 15 people present and talking, moving around, cooking, eating, etc.\n\nNow, as far as reproduction, the highs and midranges were absolutely beautiful, crisp and clear. The bass was somewhat flat. It was very audible and you knew the bass was present, and got a decent thump and thud to the drums and bass guitar, but just not super deep somewhat flat is how I can describe it. The overall sound, a technology called AirSOUND which simulates surround sound, makes for a pleasing audio experience.\n\nIn regard to range, I tested it on Bluetooth up to about 27 which includes through one standard wall (drywall with wood stud) and passing by two other stationary wifi devices and a wireless phone. I did not have any issues. When I went to another floor (up six stairs, I maintained connection for about another 10). When I tried to go down 6 stairs, I lost connection within about another 5 feet (but that room is on grade, and the walls are half cinderblock). Still excellent range overall.\n\nFor NFC, the range is of course very short, like a few inches thats the limitation of NFC.\n\nThe battery life seems excellent. I have been using it on and off for days without issue. The charge from drained took me about 1 hour, 50 minutes when not playing it. Also, I tend to use the 360 on its base so I mix pleasure with charging.\n\nControls are simple. The four buttons are all on top (Pair, Volume Up, Volume Down, and Mute). There are three LEDs which go from green when on, orange when the battery is losing power, and red when muted.\n\nThe warranty is 2 years, and includes a 30 day refund guarantee if you don't like it for any reason.\n\nThis is a very nice device, not cheap though, and for the price I think the Bose gives me a little more bass, although the Spaced 360 wins out for sound separation surround sound. It has great sound, and for a little box it really produces, but at this price point I wanted more from the somewhat flat bass response.","Product: This Audiovox mobile video system sets up in minutes. Just place the straps over the front seats of your car and your backseat passengers can watch videos or movies on the 5.6M-^T color LCD screen. This system features 2 sets of A/V input jacks and 1 set of A/V output jacks; perfect for connecting another video screen. System includes built-in speakers.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Audiovox won't invest in their products - why should you?\n\nReview: I bought this for the same reason as most people - to entertain the kids on long car rides. I bought my unit and an additional screen, and it was nice to be able to put one screen in the middle row of my minivan and another in the 3rd row. To that end, the unit was perfect - reasonably priced, easy to set up and take apart, and storage in the bag was a snap, fitting the unit, all the necessary cables, the renmote, and both screens.\n\nI use the device very lightly, basically that amounts to 2 times a year, once while driving 2 hours down the shore and a second time driving back home. I have kept it in its bag and never left it in the car in the heat or cold, etc. So basically I've used it 4 times in 2 years - OK, 5 times if you count once testing it in my house. And now its dead - it powers on, starts a DVD and dies - shutting itself off about 1-2 minutes into the DVD.\n\nI called Audiovox and they are useless, saying the device cannot be repaired, as they no longer stock parts for it. How can you no longer stock parts for an item you made only a couple of years ago.....avoid this piece of junk and I would assume avoid all Audiovox products. If thye don't stock parts as soon as they stop making a product, you can't get it repaired, so if they won't invest in their products, why should you??","Product: Kodak Digital (8542755) Large Digital Camera Bag\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Small price - Big bag!\n\nReview: This bag is fairly inexpensive, but it has a lot of room and is well made. I use it to carry the following:\n\nPanasonic Lumix FZ20\nRaynox telephoto extender\nBattery charger\nLens Hood\nTwo filters\nRaynox adapter\nLens Duster\nCamera Brush\nSD cards\nManual\n\nThose of you who are familiar with the FZ20 camera and/or Raynox know both of these are fairly large so judge the bag on that - PLENTY of room while not a huge bag.\n\nEverything fits easily and since I don't always bring the Raynox extender, when I leave it home, I throw in my cell phone and wallet too.\n\nIts a good size bag and has a couple of adjustable pieces to section off the bag. Its reasonably padded and has several nicely sized compartments.","Product: Our plant based bioplastic cover let's you protect your iPod Touchfrom scratches and impact in style while protecting the environment with reduced carbon footprint and no toxins. If you're one of those who loves gaming on iPod Touch, our non-toxic bioplastic cover is for you as it prevents potential skin irritation during long gaming sessions. The patent pendingfeet discreetly placed on the sides and top of iPod Touch cover protect the screen from scratches during face down placement on flat surfaces.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: This hot pink case is one green product!\n\nReview: Bioserie has a nice \"green\" product here. It is a true bioplastic, made of plant-based material, and it contains no petroleum and is biodegradable. As an environmentally friendly product it gets an A+.\n\nAs a phone case, its decent. It has the features you typically expect to find on an iPod Touch case. The case is designed to allow full access to keys, buttons and ports without having to remove the case. It fits a 4th generation iPod Touch perfectly, snapping on effortlessly.\n\nThe small \"feet\" which are on the sides and top of the case are a nice concept. If the case is placed face down on a surface, the feet raise the case just enough to keep the screen from coming into contact with the surface, thus helping avoid scratches on the screen. The feet will not protect the device in a face down fall, just when you are placing it down on a table, etc.\n\nIn general, it's a nice case. My lone concern is that it is a hard shell and like most hard cases can feel slick in your hand, making it more prone to slipping and being dropped. I prefer cases that are constructed of a rubber type material or at least have some texture to the case to prevent slippage.","Product: The Diadora Medium Team Bag is made of 420 denier nylon with PVC backing. The main compartment has oversized ergonomic zippers with bungee zipper pulls and two vented end pockets, one with a shoe tunnel. The padded shoulder strap is removable, making this an ideal choice for traveling.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Good Bag - Could Be A Great Bag With A Little Design Change\n\nReview: Bright blue and well designed, the Diadora team bag should work well for any soccer player. It had a shoe tunnel accessible from one of the zippered end pockets, a matching zippered pocket on the other end (no shoe tunnel access), the main zippered compartment and a small interior zippered pocket for phone, money, change, etc. There is a carry handle and an adjustable shoulder strap.\n\nThis bag is a little smaller than my old Nike bag which I had to replace after years of use. The things I liked better on the Nike bag is that it was a little bigger, had plastic inserts to give the floor and end pockets some structure, the end pockets were fully covered, whereas the Diadora bag has a mesh part on each pocket so you can't protect the contents of the end compartments from the elements 100%, and the handle was better padded on the Nike bag.\n\nNow, that's a bag to bag comparison against a 15 year old bag, so things change on all products.\n\nThis bag serves it's purpose and I would get it again. I do wish they included inserts as I am betting the floor construction is cardboard or something that will break over time, I just saved by plastic pieces from the old bag though.\n\nAnd although the mesh part of the end compartments help them to breath, I would have preferred a completely solid cover for the compartment. I can always leave the zipper open and inch or two for air, but it its raining, a mesh opening doesn't do me any good.\n\nThe main compartment is roomy and I have two Size 5 balls in it, a flag, a pump, about 14 small orange cones, 6orange discs, a clipboard, and can still fit my cleats. It is pretty filled but nothing is wedged or anything. The end compartments hold socks, shirts, shorts, etc. They are just a smidge two short to hold a clipboard.\n\nThe bag is a solid '4', but falls short of a perfect 5 due to the items mentioned above.","Product: The foundation of the UGG collection. These are the original authentic boots for ultimate comfort and warmth taken down to little ones sizes. Upper: Twin-faced sheepskin with suede heel guards. Kids knit boots feature wool/acrylic blend uppers with sheepskin. Insole: Genuine 17mm sheepskin that naturally wicks away moisture away and helps keep your feet dry and cozy. Outsole: Molded EVA that is very light and flexible. This boot features wood buttons with laser etched logo, and elastic loop fasteners. Shaft is about 9 inches tall.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nice Product, But Over-Priced For What They Are\n\nReview: An UGG boot is one of those \"slave to fashion\" items where kids, teen, and even adults \"need\" to have a pair of UGGs. Yes, they are nice, but really for the price the quality isn't anything out of the ordinary.\n\nComfortable - YES, Warm - YES, and for the present, very fashionable. And they seem to run a size large, so if you wear a 7 shoe, buy a 6 boot.\n\nThe Bailey boot is similar in general style and fit to the UGG Classic boot. Whereas the Classic is a plain boot without any closures, the Baily features an opening down one side (the outside) of each boot. These are secured with three wooden buttons bearing the UGG logo. Each button fits into a large elastic loop. The opening/buttons allow you to leave the boots up or roll them down to expose some of the interior \"fur\" as a cuff if so desired. This design lets you turn over the top of the boots a bit more easily than the sytles without buttons, such as the Ugg Classic.\n\nThe boot is made of sheepskin on the exterior and insole. The exterior sole is made of EVA. EVA is Ethylene Vinyl Acetate Copolymer, and has been used in shoe soles for manyyears. It is lightweight, yet very durable.\n\nAs with any natural material or fiber, it is recommended that you treat these boots with a good quality water repellent. UGG sells their own. Personally, I use the Kiwi Camp product, which tends to provide good, long-lasting coverage while not noticeably darkening the treated product.\n\nOverall, these are really nice boots. I just feel the price is not justified. With their continued popularity, they command a price just shy of their list price. UGG may be an Australian company, but these are made in China, so, without knocking Chinese manufacturing, it is not as if you are buying something made hand-made somewhere known as the pinnacle of quality.\n\nTo their credit, UGG, realizing their products are often duplicated by unscrupulous parties, provides some help in the way of specific labels and/or stickers in order to help the consumer be alert for counterfeit products.\n\nAgain, as nice as these are, there are so many similar products that perform similarly with the same style, comfort and durability, yet at a fraction of the cost. Steve Madden boots come to mind, for one.\n\nSo, if your child absolutely must have UGG boots, these are fine and will not be disappoint in any way. But if you can tear yourself away from the \"name\", you will find more value elsewhere.","Product: Classic boot. Footwear Sizing Guide - Draw a straight line, longer than your foot, on a piece of paper. Place the paper on a flat surface. Stand on the line with your heel and longest toe centered on the line. If measuring a child's foot, it may be easier to hold the paper up to their foot. Place a mark on the line at the tip of the longest toe and at the back of the heel.Repeat steps the for the other foot. Measure the distance between the marks. Taking the larger of the two measurements, use the conversion chart to find your correct shoe size\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Guessing Game on sizes, but wears incredibly well\n\nReview: Ugg really rests on its name now. It's basically a cheaper Chinese boot made of decent material. I've had pairs open on me at the seam (not too tight just cheaply sewn). Their customer service is non-existent. I do have to say if you get a pair and don't have any seam mishaps, they do tend to wear very, very well.\n\nThe last pair I bought, for a Christmas gift did not work out size wise. My 20+ year old daughter wears a 7 ALL the time in shoes. Following Ugg's direction, I ordered a size down. The 6 was too tight and not comfortable at all. We let her try a \"big kids 5\", which in theory is the same size as a Women's 6, just an inch or two shorter. The Big Kid's 5 fit her fine. Her other pair of Ugg (same exact style), are a Women's size 6 but fit fine.\n\nThese all pass the Ugg counterfeit inspection, so it really amounts to inconsistent production.\n\nSave your money, buy Bear Paw, which look just as nice, and are actually made somewhat better.","Product: Kelme and Michelin joined forces to completely revolutionize the futsal market. The combined efforts have developed the perfect shoe for futsal performance. A unqiue tool that merges all the Kelme experience and know-how in footwear design and the latest Michelin technology in rubber compound development. Thanks to the Michelin advance rubber technology developed for their tires, KELME STAR 360 will alow you to control the ball just like a tire controls a car. An outsole developed to provide greater flexability and outstanding surface resistance, which enhances endurance and prevents from erosion. All the motor technology applied to your footwear.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Runs VERY large - good feel to them, a little cheap looking\n\nReview: I bought these in the red/black trim. These are very comfortable indoor soccer shoes. I don't think they will hold up incredibly well but should suffice for a year. They are very reasonable priced so I don't think you can compare them to something that costs twice as much for durability.\n\nThey absolutely run large. I consistently wear a 9 1/2 in a sneaker and indoor soccer shoe and sometimes a 10. As with Diadora, Kelme seems to be cut a little large. I sized down 1/2 size buying a 9. for wearing in the yard of hanging around that is fine. Was I actually using these for indoor soccer and wanted a snug fit I'd probably have gone a full size down and bought an 8 1/2.\n\nI probably have a thumb's width between the end of my big toe and the front of the sneaker. That's like an inch. Again for hanging around fine,\n\nSo if you consistently wear a size and just fit into that size, you may be fine with 1/2 size down. If you wear your sneakers anything less than like a glove, I'd go a whole size down. I know that sounds like a lot, but not with these.\n\nAs far as comfort, they feel nice, very light, no real support or padding though.\n\nLook-wise they are much brighter than pictured. I actually like the way they look on the product page, a slightly dusty look on the black portions. I will have to get these dirty soon! The black looks cheaper than in the photos, The red is pretty bright - almost a pink hue in light. Once they get a little dirty they'll look better. The red areas of the shoe have a very cheap plastic/vinyl look to it.\n\nFor the price they are quite nice. Not quite as nice looking as the photos.","Product: Kelme and Michelin joined forces to completely revolutionize the futsal market. The combined efforts have developed the perfect shoe for futsal performance. A unqiue tool that merges all the Kelme experience and know-how in footwear design and the latest Michelin technology in rubber compound development. Thanks to the Michelin advance rubber technology developed for their tires, KELME STAR 360 will alow you to control the ball just like a tire controls a car. An outsole developed to provide greater flexability and outstanding surface resistance, which enhances endurance and prevents from erosion. All the motor technology applied to your footwear.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Runs VERY large - good feel to them, a little cheap looking\n\nReview: I bought these in the red/black trim. These are very comfortable indoor soccer shoes. I don't think they will hold up incredibly well but should suffice for a year. They are very reasonable priced so I don't think you can compare them to something that costs twice as much for durability.\n\nThey absolutely run large. I consistently wear a 9 1/2 in a sneaker and indoor soccer shoe and sometimes a 10. As with Diadora, Kelme seems to be cut a little large. I sized down 1/2 size buying a 9. for wearing in the yard of hanging around that is fine. Was I actually using these for indoor soccer and wanted a snug fit I'd probably have gone a full size down and bought an 8 1/2.\n\nI probably have a thumb's width between the end of my big toe and the front of the sneaker. That's like an inch. Again for hanging around fine,\n\nSo if you consistently wear a size and just fit into that size, you may be fine with 1/2 size down. If you wear your sneakers anything less than like a glove, I'd go a whole size down. I know that sounds like a lot, but not with these.\n\nAs far as comfort, they feel nice, very light, no real support or padding though.\n\nLook-wise they are much brighter than pictured. I actually like the way they look on the product page, a slightly dusty look on the black portions. I will have to get these dirty soon! The black looks cheaper than in the photos, The red is pretty bright - almost a pink hue in light. Once they get a little dirty they'll look better. The red areas of the shoe have a very cheap plastic/vinyl look to it.\n\nFor the price they are quite nice. Not quite as nice looking as the photos.","Product: We are expanding our fat free dressing collection to target waist problems, this collection secretly slims, shapes and smoothes your body, watch inches disappear instantly, these will surely become the go-to styles in your wardrobe\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Fit, Works Well\n\nReview: This Flexees brief works great! It holds in yet doesn't feel too restrictive. Some shape wear can make you feel like you can't breathe or bend. Not so here. Also, it does not feel overly thick or cause lines under pants or skirts.\n\nAlong with some tummy control, this brief helps shape the waist, as it comes up above the waist.\n\nThe size is true to size, and the price is much less than other shape wear.\n\nIf you want a lot of support to really suck you in, you may want to opt for the Ultra Firm version, however id you want/need just some shaping and smoothing of the belly and waist, Firm works just fine.\n\nPerforms great, and the price is great too!","Product: Rain Pro ultra compact, micro, glove box or travel umbrella in black. This conveniently small sized umbrella comes with a hard zippered case for easy storage in your glove box, back pack, briefcase, locker or purse. It has a standard 39\" span and 22\" height. The mechanism is manual. The case measures 6.75\" long by 2.5\" wide and 1.5\" high. This lightweight umbrella is perfect for travel too. They also make appreciated gifts.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Look for an alternative....\n\nReview: I was looking for a very compact umbrella to replace mine, which I gave to my son. It was an average quality Totes, inexpensive, and fit nicely in my bag, in an outside mesh compartment.\n\nI didn't spend much time researching, and narrowed my choice to another Toes or this Rain Pro. I wish I'd tried the Totes. I liked the look of this umbrella. It is small, comes in a nylon sleeve, which then fits in a molded, soft-shell, zippered case. Frankly, the case is made nicer the the umbrella.\n\nI used the umbrella today for the first time. It is a struggle to get the thing to catch to stay open. it opens manually, so you push the button/sleeve to the top of the umbrella shaft. There's isn't any tension so it is not like it is hard to push, but it doesn't easily catch to lock into open position.\n\nAs I walked to my car in a light rain and minimal wind, about 100 yards, the umbrella flipped ins-ide out on me - twice.\n\nIt does fold easily, and wraps to fit back in the case without a struggle. It is very small, barely over 36\", not 39\" as advertised, so coverage is really minimal - just enough to keep your head and shoulders dry in light rain.\n\nI'm thinking it will last only a short while, and even if it holds up, the flipping inside out makes it worthless.\n\nI may just buy another brand and put THAT umbrella in this case.","Product: Mechanical stretch Tattersall fancy poplin long sleeve fitted point collar dress shirt\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fits Well - More \"Normal\" Than Fitted.\n\nReview: I ordered this shirt, and after ordering was concerned when I realized it was \"fitted\" whereas I normally wear a normal cut. I am about 5' 9\" tall and stocky (215-220 pounds). My arms are muscular and I have large biceps and chest, but am also wide around the gut. I thought this shirt was going to be too snug around either my arms and/or my stomach.\n\nMuch to my delight, it fit perfectly. The neck size and arm length are both true to size. The body of the shirt fits well, and is only snug across my back if I bring both my arms in across my chest (which is not something one normally does).\n\nThe material and construction seem decent, 55% cotton, 455 poly and it washes and dries well. No shrinkage after a tumble drying. It is made in Bangladesh.\n\nNow, if you have a more athletic build, a \"V\" shaped torso, I don't know that this shirt will flatter you as it really is tapered only ever so slightly along the torso.\n\nSo, if you have an average build, a little thicker than you should be in the gut, but aren't overly heavy, this shirt should fit well without too much bagginess around your midsection.","Product: Fruit of the Loom Men's Boxer Briefs 100% Cotton Underwear\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Beware, quality on these has changed - they were great but now are lousy.\n\nReview: UPDATE 1/24/16: FOL confirmed they changed this product in April 2015, \"making it 2 inches smaller all the way around.\" That's a big difference, but now since these confirm to industry sizing, if you buy them and used to buy a M try a L and so on. They are still thinner/cheaper either way.\n\nORIGINAL REVIEW\nThese are not made the same as they used to be. I have been buying these for several years and don't care for other brands or styles. So when I bought a package a couple of weeks ago, I expected the same great fit and quality. I buy a medium. M is a 32-34 waist in this brand/product. I fall right in the middle of that.\n\nWell, I got neither a great fit, and certainly not quality. They are now cut ever-so slightly smaller, but still fit, just not quite as comfortably. They aren't too small per say, just skimpy. The material is thinner and the stitching is weak. In short, the quality is awful. I bought a 5 pack (7 pair as 2 come as a \"bonus). I have worn four of the seven thus far. THREE of the four have defects. One came apart on the seam at the closed edge of the fly during the first wear, while two others came apart at the waistband stitching (during washing).\n\nThe package looks the same and in general so does the underwear style, but the quality is clearly lower than it was. I bought a package a few months back and they were still very good. So I am not sure if FOL recently changed the specs on these, but the new ones stink.","Product: Mechanical stretch Tattersall fancy poplin long sleeve fitted point collar dress shirt\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fits Well - More \"Normal\" Than Fitted.\n\nReview: I ordered this shirt, and after ordering was concerned when I realized it was \"fitted\" whereas I normally wear a normal cut. I am about 5' 9\" tall and stocky (215-220 pounds). My arms are muscular and I have large biceps and chest, but am also wide around the gut. I thought this shirt was going to be too snug around either my arms and/or my stomach.\n\nMuch to my delight, it fit perfectly. The neck size and arm length are both true to size. The body of the shirt fits well, and is only snug across my back if I bring both my arms in across my chest (which is not something one normally does).\n\nThe material and construction seem decent, 55% cotton, 455 poly and it washes and dries well. No shrinkage after a tumble drying. It is made in Bangladesh.\n\nNow, if you have a more athletic build, a \"V\" shaped torso, I don't know that this shirt will flatter you as it really is tapered only ever so slightly along the torso.\n\nSo, if you have an average build, a little thicker than you should be in the gut, but aren't overly heavy, this shirt should fit well without too much bagginess around your midsection.","Product: Fruit of the Loom Men's Boxer Briefs 100% Cotton Underwear\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Beware, quality on these has changed - they were great but now are lousy.\n\nReview: UPDATE 1/24/16: FOL confirmed they changed this product in April 2015, \"making it 2 inches smaller all the way around.\" That's a big difference, but now since these confirm to industry sizing, if you buy them and used to buy a M try a L and so on. They are still thinner/cheaper either way.\n\nORIGINAL REVIEW\nThese are not made the same as they used to be. I have been buying these for several years and don't care for other brands or styles. So when I bought a package a couple of weeks ago, I expected the same great fit and quality. I buy a medium. M is a 32-34 waist in this brand/product. I fall right in the middle of that.\n\nWell, I got neither a great fit, and certainly not quality. They are now cut ever-so slightly smaller, but still fit, just not quite as comfortably. They aren't too small per say, just skimpy. The material is thinner and the stitching is weak. In short, the quality is awful. I bought a 5 pack (7 pair as 2 come as a \"bonus). I have worn four of the seven thus far. THREE of the four have defects. One came apart on the seam at the closed edge of the fly during the first wear, while two others came apart at the waistband stitching (during washing).\n\nThe package looks the same and in general so does the underwear style, but the quality is clearly lower than it was. I bought a package a few months back and they were still very good. So I am not sure if FOL recently changed the specs on these, but the new ones stink.","Product: The SKLZ Quickster Goal is perfect for pick up games. The ultra-portable quick and easy set up frame allows you the freedom to train daily, without the hassle. Set up in as little as 2 minutes, using the Velcro net attachement and rigid support poles for extra sturdiness. With a variety of sizes available (12x6', 8x5', and 6x4') there is a goal for every level of player. The lightweight portability of this frame, paired with the carry bag, means you'll be able to effortlessly navigate the set up and use of this goal. With click-lock connection tubing, strong 2-ply netting and heavy gauge tarpaulin, this soccer goal is designed to be portable and durable. Investing in sports equipment means investing in your traninig and athletic goals.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Young Socer Players Will get A Kick Out Of This Goal!\n\nReview: The SKLZ Kickster is a great product. It makes a great practice net, or an actual game net for a quick pick up game with your friends (4v4 or whatever). It's small (6' wide by 4' high) so it's not going to be good for a larger pickup game. What I really like, as a coach, is having the ability to pull this out of my car trunk and having a small goal in minutes. Instead of showing up at an occupied field and having to make due with cones, this is a step up. The players can still shoot on a goal, albeit a small goal. And, unlike cones, you have to go retrieve only those shots that miss the goal.\n\nThe Kickster is well designed. Everything fits in a neat little bag you can carry. Set up takes just minutes. You assemble the click and lock frame, set up the tension poles, and put on the net. The net secures with grommets on the bottom ends (front), and Velcro along the bottom frame. The entire goal gets secured to the ground with 'U' stakes. Taking apart the goal is just as easy.\n\nThe unit is extremely lightweight and one might think it would not be sturdy or durable. However, it is pretty strong. The way it is designed, it will \"give\" on impact, receiving the ball without being knocked over, etc.\n\nI use it for practice for U10 girls and it works out great. My son and I have also kicked into it. He's played high school varsity and club ball, as have I, so we are putting the ball in with decent force, and thus far the net has handled it.\n\nThe net is decent. Not as heavy as a regulation net, but for a practice goal it works.\n\nTIP: The net will give, so I think the key is, like anything else you secure to the ground with stakes, you want to use the ground by inserting stakes on a slight angle, in opposite directions.\n\nThe Kickster comes with a 90 day warranty. I've had it about that length of time and nothing has broken yet.\n\nSo, overall this is a really nice practice net. I think the larger net is probably a great option as well, when practicing with older kids, or for a pickup game.","Product: Durable vented shoe bag\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Diadora Does It Again!\n\nReview: I am a fan of Diadora products, most notably their wonderful soccer cleats. I also own some of their clothing gear as well as some bags and this show bag.\n\nThe Amalfi Shoe Bag is not some vastly superior product. It is simply a well made, very useful bag. It comes in a variety of colors. Mine is forest green with black. The Diadora name/logo appear in white on the side.\n\nThe bag is about 13\" long and 5\" high by 6\" wide, with a zipper running from end to end on the top for easy access. It is made of a fairly thick vinyl material with a mesh insert on the side to allow it to breathe.\n\nI use the show bag in my Diadora soccer bag and it is great for keeping muddy cleats separate from your other items such as clothes and uniforms. The shoe bag would also work great in a backpack to get the contents protected from your dirty cleats.\n\nThe bag also has a snap-hook on one end to allow you to attach it to something. Some uses are connecting the snap-hook to a cord inside your main bag to keep the shoe bag from bouncing around, or to another hook outside your main bag, so you can hang the show bag off it and save room inside your main bag.","Product: Learn to catch with the fingertips instead of the palms with the SKLZ Great Catch. This receiving training aid creates more reliable hands with fewer drops and bobbles because of the soft micro balls creating space between the football and palms. Build confidence, consistency and improved receiving technique. A great practice tool for every level.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice Product - But With A Catch....\n\nReview: These are good, but miss the mark as far as a \"one size fits most\" solution. I think a Velcro strap would have worked much better than the one piece bands.\n\nAs far as construction and performance, they are well made, lightweight, and easy to use - just put them on. Each \"Great Catch\" has a small ball (about 1 1\"4 in diameter) in the middle of an elastic strap. You slide the strap over your hand with the ball in your palm. They operate on the same principal as the old tape and racquet ball method, forcing the player to learn how to make catches with their fingertips, whole hand, etc. Basically, the receiver can't rely on just his palms to surround the ball.\n\nThese function well and are easy to clean. They are inexpensive and a worthwhile investment to help young receivers. My only concern might be the size in some instances.\n\nNOTE: I have just one pair of these, but assuming they are manufactured consistently, the following size-related information would apply: These swam on 8-10 year olds when I tried them, and when I put them on 11-14 year olds and they were a little too big or fit OK. For high school level they will fit well except for kids with bigger hands. I have what I would consider average size hands for an adult male and these were way too tight to wear for too long. Obviously this will vary if a kid has small or big hands for their age.\n\nSince you probably would use these on a junior player, not a high-schooler, this shouldn't be a huge issue, but, again, the flexibility to adjust with Velcro would be nice.\n\nSo, all in all, a decent product but could use a little improvement.","Product: The Universal Kicking Tee is perfect for high school and collegiate play. You can adjust the tee for any level of play because there are multiple height options allowing the kicker to gradually transition towards kicking off the ground.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: It's A Real Kick!\n\nReview: I discovered Sklz products a couple of years ago. I have a practice soccer net, a practice lacrosse net, and some football receiver training accessories. I've been very pleased with the products, especially the portable nets, so I was interested when I saw this football tee.\n\nThis is not your typical orange, pronged tee. It costs more, but it is much more versatile. With a standard tee, you basically start by kicking from \"the ground\" at the height where you'll kick in a game. This is more of a training and game tee.\nThe Sklz 4-in-1 tee is heavy duty, made of molded rubber, and comes with two pieces which can be used together or independently so that you can kick from 1\" or 1 \".\n\nNOTE: just keep in mind this is a TWO piece set. You reverse either piece to switch from tee to field goal block. The way it is advertised it reads like you get four pieces.\n\nInstead of prongs, this tee utilizes a small on the larger part of the block, or a \"cup\" shaped series of flanges on the smaller block component. These work well, holding the ball in the desired position.\n\nThe underside of these blocks are ridged rubber so they stay in place. I have tried them on grass and artificial turf with no issues. I tried it on a fairly windy day, alongside my traditional tee and the some ball still blew over on a practice kick off, but less often than with the orange tee(the tee is heavier, but the wind is the wind and the ball has about the same service area either way).\n\nI am certainly not against traditional tees, but I think this is an excellent training tee to get a kicker accustomed to kicking heights, so they can work their way toward the lowest kick \"off the ground.\"\n\nIt is also usable in a game, as some kickers will like the fact that there are no prongs, so what you are kicking is just the ball and all ball. It allows you to come into contact with a little more ball surface, particularly if you are a soccer-style kicker.\n\nThis type of tee will cost more than double what an orange tee costs. There are competitors out there too. I had a Champion version of this tee, which has 4 pieces and is also nice and heavy, but this one has better design, that being the hole and the flanges.\n\nI really like this tee. As with most Sklz products, you can see they really thought about the design. It is backed with a 90 day warranty, but frankly, being heavy rubber, it's going to last way beyond that, and, unless you lose it, your kids may be handing it down to their kids.","Product: The 94Fifty Smart Sensor Basketball is the first product of its kind to measure and diagnose the quality of key skills critical to build confidence, versatility and success on the basketball court. The ball utilizes embedded motion sensors to measure the player's skill in real time. This information is sent to a mobile smartphone via Bluetooth and gives players of all skill levels access to immediate feedback on shooting and ball-handling skills. The free, downloaded App contains four distinct experiences, each with its own purpose. Level-up your skills from Playground to Pro in the Workout section. Learn how to shoot at game speed or soften your shot with proper shooting arc in the Skill Training section. Challenge your family, friends or teammates with Head to Head skill competitions, or challenge anyone in the world through twitter in the Social Challenge section. The sensors in the ball will count what matters most and will provide visual and voice feedback as you practice. It's like having a personal digital coach with you every time you play. Whether your goal is to make the A team this year, or to work towards that scholarship, the 94Fifty sensor basketball is designed for a single purpose: to build your confidence and get you better - faster.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Gimme The Ball, Gimme The Ball - Yeah!\n\nReview: What's In The Box?\nThe box contains:\n* The 94Fifty \"smart\" basketball\n* Wireless charging pad (with AC power cord) and detachable ball holder\n* \"Cinch\" carrying bag, and user guide.\nThe only other things you need are the free application and a smart phone. Clearly, you are on your own for the smart phone!\n\nHow Does It Work?\nThe ball has a self-contained bluetooth system. Because it is Bluetooth, you do not need an WiFi to use the ball. The application is the interface to use the data collected by the ball. It will track data on every dribble and shot you take. It does NOT record whether or not you made a shot. It can tell you the arc of your shot, the release speed, even the backspin.....but it cannot tell if it went through the hoop. You can, however, enter that data later in different workout drills.\n\nTo start using the ball, you need to do two things: activate it, and sign into the app.\n1. Activation:\nTo turn on the ball, you do have to go through a one-time activation, which is simply plugging in the charging pad (the blue light on it will blink once when you plug it in), and then put the ball on the charger pad with the logo facing down to the pad. This will take the ball out of Travel Mode (which is how it ships). The blue light on the pad will blink, and turn solid when activation is complete.\n\n2. Signin in to the app:\nThe first time you launch the app, you need to make an account, give your ball a name, etc. You do NOT need to link a social media account (FaceBook, etc.) but will be prompted to do so.\n\nSince you can't really have a Power button on a basketball, the way the ball works is it turns on after four bounces. It will shut off (sleep mode) after a period of inactivity. You can control the ball via the app. For example, if you are traveling and need to shut off the wireless, you can use the app to put the ball into Travel Mode.\n\nIt can track stats on up to four players on a single phone. It can pair with just one phone at a time. Data is currently stored for 90 days, then automatically purged. You can pay a monthly fee to store data for more than 90 days.\n\nThe app itself is nice. It has a lot of features and workout drills. For example, Shooting is a multi-player activity, where the app will detect a shot if the shooter receives a chest pass from another player. Obviously, many people practice shots alone. So in order to track shots alone, you would need to fool the app by spinning the ball in the air briefly, catching it and then shooting.\n\nThe ball is definitely a useful system for improving ball skills. The app has several activities and skill levels, so it is useful to a wide range of players. Some activities also serve as games, such as Head To Head Competition. Other activities are Workout, Skill Training, and Social Challenge.\n\nDoes It Work With Every Type Of Smart Phone?\nIn short, no! The ball requires a Bluetooth 4.0 or higher device with which to communicate. This means it WILL work with an iPhone 4S, 5, 5C, and 5S. It WILL also work with a 3rd or 4th generation iPad, as well as the iPad Air and iPad Mini. The only compatible iPod is the Touch 5th generation. It SHOULD work with any Andriod device with Bluetooth 4.03 or higher. InfoMotion advertises that the ball has been tested with the following Android devices: HTC One, MotoX, Nexus 4, 5, 7 (Gen1 and Gen 2), and Nexus 10, Galaxy Nexus, Samsung S3 and S4, LG G2, and LG Optimus 4X.\n\nSo, this is what this basketball is - and is not............\nIt is NOT a toy. Yes, a child can use it and certainly enjoy it, but unless you are looking for a $300 basketball, it is a very expensive item to be used solely as a novelty. Really, this ball is best suited used for a teen to young adult player, looking to improve their ball skills. While no ball should be left out in the elements, this on, in particular, shoudl not - due to the electronics.\n\nThe ball feels like a pro quality ball, and has a nice synthetic finish. It is 29.5\" and is regulation size and weight. It is definitely suitable for indoor and outdoor play. The ball also comes in women's and youth sizes. Except for the electronics, this is your typical basketball. You can inflate it, and it will occasionally need more air. It is recommended to keep it at between 7 and 9 psi. If necessary it MAY be deflated. It can be deflated beyond the needle's deflation by squeezing it from both sides of the logo, to allow for shipping, luggage, etc. But it is best to avoid compressing the ball unless necessary.\n\nYou should not expose the ball to freezing. Also, it is weather resistant but not waterproof. If you submerge it in water, or leave it in water, puddles, etc. you can ruin it and void the warranty. Basically, you need to keep in mind this has electronics in it. It is able to take the rigors of basketball play, but if you slam it against walls with force, kick it, etc. you can damage the electronics.\n\nTechnical specs:\n* The embedded sensor has a range of 90 feet. That's nice as you probably do not want to wear your iPhone while playing basketball on an outside blacktop court in the rain!\n* The battery has an 8 hour life. The app will alert you as to battery status!\n* Charging is very easy and occurs wirelessly by placing the ball on the charging pad. It takes close to 3 hours to charge a dead battery. You do not have to monitor the ball. The blue light will be solid while charging, and blink when the charge is complete, and there is no harm in the ball \"overcharging.\"\n* Overall battery life expectancy is approximately two years.\n* You can perform software upgrades on the sensor system via your phone/the application.\n* The ball carries a one year warranty, including the electronics.\n\nOverall, this is a really great system. I can certainly see where the individual player or a team would benefit from its use. There are two things which keep me from rating it a \"perfect\" 5: InfoMotion advertises that once you download the free app, you never have to pay anything, no monthly fees, etc., yet, if you want to keep data for more than 3 months, guess what, you have to pay a monthly fee to do so. Now, I don't know that this is a huge issue, as you probably don't want your old dribbling data. The other concern I have is the battery. A basketball tends to be a sealed system. This basketball has a Li-Ion battery, and it should last 3 years or more. But once the battery does go dead, after that - you have a $300.....er......basketball. These are not enough to make me shy away from the product, or to rate it low, but to me these make it a 4 at very best, not a 5, especially since it sells for a significant cost.","Product: A rugged, urban-inspired pack with top-of-the-line protection for electronics, secure flap opening and multi-access points to personal gear. Dual-density laptop sleeve with secure flap closure and SafeEdge construction for superior corner protection. Welded bottom panels provide enhanced protection from the elements. Perforated, padded shoulder straps and back panel airflow channels create an ultra-comfortable carry. Personal organization for smaller accessories comprised of multiple storage pockets and key fob. Integrated daisy chain attachment system for carabiner or bike light. Side pocket keeps a water bottle close at hand. Sternum strap provides extra support for larger loads. High-visibility interior details to help you easily locate accessories.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Now This Is My Bag...\n\nReview: UPDATE 1/1/2016:\nI just wanted to update this review, after having used the Paramount for about 9 months. It is really sturdy and has held up well to being dragged/throw around with some very heave text books in it. It's not an inexpensive bag, but I feel like it holds up so well, it pays for itself rather than replacing cheaper bags periodically.\n\nORIGINAL REVIEW:\nMy use for backpacks is typically for school. We have four kids ranging from college to middle school and they can be tough on their backpacks, overloading them with heavy textbooks and other items, laying them on pavement, etc. I will usually try to keep my cost to $30-$50 on a bag, less if I can find a decent one for cheap. Ive had some really good inexpensive bags also, including Jansen and Diadora (really meant for soccer but looks and operates like a traditional school backpack.\n\nSo, when I had the chance to get the Thule Paramount bag, my first reaction was How good can it be that justifies such a price? It is currently $119, and was as high as $149 a few days ago.\n\nWell, this bag is that good. Thule backs this with a TWENTY FIVE YEAR warranty, which tells me they are confident in their product.\n\nIt comes in three sizes: 24 liter, 27 liter and 29 liter. This one is the 29 liter. Unless you have a need, or desire, for a smaller pack, the size difference is marginal so I usually go with bigger is better. If you have an interest, the exterior sizes for all three models are as follows:\n24 liter 27 liter 29 liter\n20.5\" x 11.6\" x 10\" 19.5\" x 11.8\" x 12.6\" 20.1\" x 12.2\" x 10.6\"\n\nThe Paramount 29-Liter is a pretty conventional size and weighs about 2.4 pounds. It is made of 420 denier nylon with a heavy vinyl bottom and is water-resistant (in that it repels rain; it is not watertight). You can see and feel the quality in the bag. It is well made, with tight seams and all components work fluidly (snaps lock and disengage with ease, zippers zip, etc.). Inside, the Paramount has nice features. Most important is the padded laptop compartment, which measures about 14 1/3 x 9 by just under an inch deep. It will hold many 15 diagonal laptops. That means laptops that measure about 14, maybe a tad more. The compartment is accessible from the top AND side of the bag and is padded adequately.\n\nOther compartments include the main compartment which is large enough to hold several items such as large textbooks, an article of clothing, calculator, etc. Adjacent to the laptop compartment is a slip pocket for an iPad, Kindle or other table. The exterior compartment, which has an open storage section plus two zippered/mesh pockets which span the width of the compartment, so you can secure, but still see, smaller items, as well as a couple of open pockets and a keychain lanyard.\n\nThere is a daisy chain blue straps running in split open front to hang a small item on like a bike/night walker light or keychain.\nThe shoulder straps and back are nicely padded for extra comfort. The Paramount also has a sternum strap that connects the shoulder straps across your sternum to add a little more support if you add a lot of weight to the backpack.\n\nCosmetically, it is a soft black with small, but bright blue, accents (all on the inside as compartment trim, except for the daisy chain straps on the exterior, which are basically hidden by the outer flaps).\n\nThule actually has a video of the backpack on their website and Amazon has it on the product page right now. Its worth a look.\n\nIn the end, this is an expensive backpack but seems destined to last for a few years of heavy use, so over time it actually costs less than buying an OK backpack over and over once, sometimes twice a year. I would consider this product if you need a very well constructed backpack which offers great storage and good protection for a laptop, tablet, etc.","Product: The Perfect Point Throwing Knife Set with Three Knives (model RC-595-3) features black blades and steel handles, with a 5-1/2-inch overall length. This 3-piece throwing knife set provides a well balanced throw every time. Throw lightning fast with these Thunder Bolt throwers, which feature two-tone black and silver stainless steel blades with the words Thunder Bolt on them. The black stainless steel handles have laser cut-outs, which allows for a ribbon to be tied on the end. It comes complete with a black nylon sheath with an elastic wristband for easy and safe transport. Perfect Point offers an extensive collection of well balanced throwing knives as well as throwing stars in all shapes and sizes.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Great knives - for the 48 hours that they last\n\nReview: Although quite small for throwing knives, these knives are weighted very nicely and fit comfortably in the hand. Unfortunately, they are not very durable. While they feel heavy and look on the surface to be well made, they all break. All three of the handles broke within the same week, after I used them about 5 times (several days apart). I was on grass throwing into a soft wood board, so there was no stone or anything unusually dense for them to hit.\n\nThe first knife broke after two days of use, literally breaking in half. By the end of a week of use, all three were broken in the same spot (along the three slits on the knife).\n\nThe carrying case fits the knives tightly and fits in a pocket or on a belt easily. I would not recommend these as beginner knives as they are very difficult to throw without spin as well as difficult to calculate spin for (they tend to spin many times before hitting a wall from 21ft).\n\nI strongly recommend getting slightly more expensive knives that are made better.","Product: Train with versatility when you step up to the ProForm hybrid Trainer. Choose from a cardio recumbent bike workout or a total toning Elliptical PROGRAM. With 16 workout apps fully loaded and ready to go, you just have to press start. The 16 digital resistance levels take you from beginner to advanced as you progressively get stronger. Now it's easier than ever to choose your workout-from either a cardio recumbent bike or a total toning Elliptical. Plug in your iPod or MP3 player to make every workout more energetic with your favorite tunes. The hybrid Trainer is double the functionality at an incredible price.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Excellent Machine for The Price\n\nReview: Update 4/7/2017: I purchased this trainer about 6 weeks ago, and I still like it. We use it just about every day, 1 to 2 people per day, for several \"miles\" each of elliptical and bike. It is still quiet, smooth and seems to handle light to moderate use.\n\nOriginal Review:\nI did a lot of research before buying this product. I found there are a lot of better ellipticals out there, as well as a lot of better bikes. What there is not are many hybrids. Of the ones I found, this one seemed the best, especially for the price.\n\nI opted for this model over the Pro version. The differences on the Pro model:\n Has a better warranty (1 year parts and labor, lifetime of the original owner on the frame, versus 90 days parts and labor and 5 year frame on this model).\n Costs about $180 more.\n A longer stride (17 versus 15 on this one).\n 4 Additional programmed workouts (20 vs. 16 on this model).\n The pedals separate to better emulate a bike in recumbent bike mode.\n Lever handle seat adjustment rather than a pull-spring handle, for better range of seat distance.\n\nI didn't see any of the Pro model's features as a huge advantage except the warranty. However, at $180 more you somewhat bought the expanded warranty, and most credit cards now double your warranty up to one year so, to me it wasn't enough to justify buying the Pro model.\n\nSo I opted for this model. There are a couple of other company's who sell a hybrid elliptical/recumbent bike, and one that may actually sell a 3 way (elliptical/recumbent/upright bike), but the reviews were not good.\n\nSet up:\nUnpacking is not bad, and if you open the box top and tip it, you can slide out pretty much everything, rather than struggle to lift it out of the box. Everything was packed tightly and protected in plastic. The instructions were decent. There absolutely is smoother as a two person job. It took my son and I about two hours.\n\nEverything fit together well. I didn't have any bad struggles with misaligned holes or bad screws. Just take your time and read the directions and it is pretty simple.\n\nTIP: Make sure to apply grease whenever directed. A packet of white grease is provided, and it is more than enough to grease the necessary moving parts. I used my own grease, as I am partial to a Chevron SR1 ball baring grease for most moving parts, but any lithium grease will do. the rods at the bottom of the elliptical handles came pre-greased, but I added some any way.\n\nUse:\nThe unit is smooth and quiet. If you are an elliptical fanatic and use gym machines, you will find the stride noticeable shorter. At 15 it is probably 5 or so less than most conventional units. It is fine to use though. It is a compromise for having two machines in one, as well as being a space saver. The unit assembled is about 61 long, 24 wide, and at peak height the pedals are about 13 off the floor.\nIn recumbent bike mode, the seat adjusts to hole positions along the frame, and should accommodate most users. My daughter is 52 and reached the pedals flat footed and comfortably, and that was in the 3rd closest hole, so she had room to spare.\n\nThe console, while unremarkable, is functional. It requires four D batteries (not included). To me, thats poor form to sell any product that costs a few hundred dollars and skip out on providing batteries. You can also buy an AC adapter to power it. The console will come on when you start to move pedals etc. or press any button, and auto power off after the pedals are stationary for a few minutes. It is monochromatic and is NOT backlit. Along with the elliptical handles, there are two grip bars that will read heart rate. The console will also show your RPMs, watts of power generated, distance pedaled, and MPH.\n\nThe console is also Bluetooth so you can pair your own heart rate monitor, as well as iFit. There is a 3.5 mm jack so you can connect an iPhone, iPod, etc. to play music. The top of the console has a tablet holder on it for an iPad etc.\n\nThe programed workouts actually work fairly well. You can select a program, and it will maintain a resistance level for one minute, then change the resistance. It also will display the optimal speed for the workout program.\n\nWhen in recumbent bike mode, the console and grips may be tilted forward for viewing/use.\n\nThe seat is comfortable and the seatback is vented so you don't end up with a soaking back in you are against it in bike mode.\n\nThere is also a water bottle holder on the machine.\n\nOverall, I am impressed with the unit, especially for the price. I will update this review as I use the product more.","Product: These days your phone should reflect your character. Impact is thin, less than 1\", with a high-gloss blackout faceplate. Turn it on to find it is really a touchpad outfitted with music player controls plus standard numeric keys and LCD screen. Open up the clamshell design, and a full QWERTY keypad with shortcut keys is at your fingertips. Impact has one-touch access for IM, text, email, and multitasking to easily switch from app to app. A 2.6\" widescreen LCD, flanked by two speakers for enhanced sound experience, is perfect for browsing the Web, taking pictures or video, and playing games all to keep you connected to your world. It stands out in the crowd. It's always there for you. Impact is your digital BFF!\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Pantech ... more like Panthetic\n\nReview: I have owned several different Pantech phones on my family plan. Almost all run into various issues, all needed to be exchanged when under warranty, and once out of warranty, Pantech support is minimal at best. Read the other reviews. This model is no exception. It is riddled with design defects that Pantech ignores.....battery covers that won't stay on, phones that shut off by themselves.\n\nOnly one Pantech model has performed well, the Pursuit/Pursuit II. Every other, most notably the Impact and the Link - AWFUL.\n\nI won't even go into the features, as this is just a bad phone and you should avoid it.\n\nWe maintain our phones and keep them protected, not mistreated - this are just junk. And if you call Pantech, even willing to buy replacement parts, like battery doors, they tend to have no spare parts, probably because they get used up replacing all the defects.","Product: Motorola HX550 Universal Bluetooth Headset is your complete hands-free solution. Flip open to answer, enjoy crystal clear calls with dual microphone noise reduction and customize your fit with three wearing styles. HX550 features MOTOSPEAK to text with your voice, A2DP, up to 9 hours of talk time and up to 16 days of standby time.Voltage Required: AC 110 V.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Fantastic Headset from Motorola!\n\nReview: I have owned a few bluetooth headsets, including a Jabra, a couple of higher end Plantronics, a inexpensive Logitech and even a Jabra visor-type unit which clips to your car visor.\n\nI do not want to confuse anyone by talking about other products in a review on this headset, but I thought it important to make a few comparisons. And since I've found the Plantronics product line to be so awesome, I'll keep going back to that product below as I compare the two.\n\nNone of these products has ever given me any trouble, and I found them all easy to pair with phones and the sound quality has been good on all of them. On the two Plantronics, both variations of the Voyager Pro, the sound quality was exceptional, but the price was also in the $100 or more range, so unless you are a heavy business user, those might be overkill.\n\nOne of the minor annoyances with most headsets is turning them on or using different functions, which often involves tapping a button once, double tapping, etc. One of the few brands that minimized that issue is Plantronics, especially with their proximity feature in their new Voyager Pro HD, which senses when it is on - or off - your ear and turns on/off accordingly. Now, nothing is as easy as that, but the HX550 comes darn close.\n\nThe HX550 is not priced extremely low, however it is almost half of the cost of the Plantronics Voyager Pro. Yet the HX550 is a full featured, high quality headset. I have always been a fan of Motorola products and find them to be among the most reliable mobile phones and accessories around. If past performance is any indication, the HX550 will prove to be quite durable.\n\nSo, what's in the box?\n* HX550 bluetooth headset.\n* 1 On Ear Hook\n* 1 In Ear Hook\n* 2 In Ear Gels\n* AC Adapter\n* User Guide.\n\nWhat I love about the HX550 is Morotola's \"RapidConnect\" feature. You flip the small microphone open and its on, flip it closed again and its off. This eliminates the feeling for some tiny button and checking to see if a little light is on, off, blue, red, etc. Although if you like to use the status lights, the unit has a full complement of colors to alert you to different statuses.\n\nPairing is very simple - when you first flip open the mic, a voice will prompt you through pairing.\n\nThe sound is great - I would compare it to my much more expensive Plantronics. No background noise and no one can really hear that I am on a headset.\n\nYou can pair with two devices, which can be handy if you have a personal phone and a company Blackberry, for example.\n\nDesign wise, the HX550 is lightweight and unobtrusive. It is a small profile unit, and offers a few different ways to wear it (on ear, in ear by hook, in ear by gel). As far as layout, there are just a couple of buttons, the Call button and the Volume up/down buttons, and one status light which changes colors.\n\nBattery life is excellent, although I've never had a battery issue on a blue tooth headset. Plus when you flip this on, the voice tells you the battery strength!\n\nThe warranty on this headset is one year; Plantronics gives a tow year warranty on the Voyager Pro.\n\nThis headset uses the MotoSpeak application, which is great but it is only for Android phones. MotoSpeak is a full feature text to voice application. MotoSpeak is completely free, whereas Plantronics offers Vocalyst, which is more robust but has a fee associated with it.\n\nOverall, this is my new favorite blue tooth headset! It's ease of use and sound quality is comparable to the more expensive Plantronics, and its about 40-50% less expensive.","Product: Simultaneously Connects 2 Phones; Uses Voice Recognition To Call A Contact; Accepts Or Rejects Call By Voice; Automatic Switch On When User Gets Into Car; Stores Up To 20,000 Contacts In Kit Memory; Up To 6 Months Of Standby with Ultra-Low Power Mode; Kit Includes: 1 Usb/Mini Usb Cable, 12V Accessory Socket Charger, Elastic Strap & Quickstart Guide;\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Polly Wants Some Blue Tooth\n\nReview: I already own a hands free \"visor\" type blue tooth, made by Jabra. The Parrot Minikit+ costs somewhat less, and is probably a step below the Jabra, but all in all its a nice product.\n\nWhat's in the box?\n* Parrot Minikit+ hand free blue tooth.\n* Visor strap.\n* MiniUSB/USB cable.\n* Cigarette lighter charger.\n* User guide.\n\nThe Parrot is a nice compact size, simple to carry, and fits easily onto car visors. Before you use it, you need to charge it. The battery light will be red when its charging and go out when fully charged. The battery is rated for 12 hours of talk and 15 days standby. I've used mine for about 15 hours of talk between charges. Full charge takes about 3 to 3 1/2 hours.\n\nControls are minimal and easy to navigate. There is a green 'call' button, a red 'end' button, and in between those a jog wheel to access the main menu and perform feature selections.\n\nThe Minikit+ is easy to pair with phones and pairs up to ten devices (a nice bonus if you have lots of phones in your family), and will work with two phones at once. You can access only one phone's contact list at a time, but can easily switch back and forth between two phones. Upon set up it will synchronize with your phone contact list. You can override the syncing of contacts if you like.\n\nThe Parrot detects vibration so when you get in your car, it will power on. If your phone is on it will pair to the phone. When not in use, it goes into sleep mode after a few minutes. If left in the car for a long period, it will hibernate and then wake back up when you get back in the car. This works reliably - or if you prefer, just hold down the red button for a couple of seconds when you want to turn it on or off.\n\nCalls are easy to make. You can browse through your contacts while the Parrot reads them aloud and pick the name you want. Or you can just say the name of teh contact you want to call and press the green button. Answering calls is just as easy, simply say 'accept' or 'reject'. Parrot calls these their \"magic words.\" When you first set up the Minikit+, the magic words are on by default, so if you don't want to use 'accept/reject', turn Magic Words off.\n\nThe unit also has a streaming feature, so it will play music or GPS instructions if you have an A2DP compliant phone which supports music or GPS. Calls override music, so if you are listening to tunes and get a call, the music will pause.\n\nOperation is very simple. Call quality is decent, but not as perfect as a direct call on the phone.\n\nIf you need to change your Minikit+ to another language, this may be done by software upgrade, using your PC and the included USB cable and downloading the language software at the Parrot website.\n\nThere is not much to dislike about the Minikit+. It does what it is advertised to do, and does it pretty well. I would say it performs almost as well as my Jabra Freeway. The Freeway has somewhat better sound quality, and includes a free year of Voice Assist (text messages, etc. read aloud), but Jabra's product does cost a bit more as well.","Product: View Case for iPhone 5 - Comold, Clear/Volta\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nice Case But With A Little Flaw\n\nReview: This is a nice case, all in all. It fits snugly and it offers decent protection. I would not rank it up there with other cases which offer superior protection, but its a trade off, being sleek and slim.\n\nThe sides are nice, rubberized, affording some protection and grip, while leaving all buttons and ports functional. The back is clear plastic. This looks nice initially, however it scuffs quickly so that what was an attempt to leave you a clear view of the phone's nice aluminum back, soon becomes a cloudy piece of plastic. The front edge is beveled, which is always nice as it helps protect the phone from coming into surface contact when laid face down.\n\nWere the back somehow better resistant to scuffs and scratches I would rate this case higher. Again, for protection its adequate and it looks nice, but the back scratches way too easily to maintain its look for long.\n\nThe case does have a one year warranty, which is nice.","Product: SPIGEN SGP Linear EX Slim case is composed of upper frame and lower frame in a unique asymmetrical style. The snap on style case minimizes scratches. The upper and lower frames come in different colors that can be interchanged to create a personalized case.The Linear EX Slim is comprised of two J shaped polycarbonate frames that latch onto each other on the sides of the phone, creating an asymmetrical appearance. all of the Linear EX Series cases are compatible with each other which allow you to personalize your phone with unique color combinations. iPhone 5 Linear EX Slim Case is a snap on case that easy to assemble. Linear Case is designed to minimize scratches during the installation or removal. iPhone 5 Linear EX Slim Case provides the slim and most comfortable grip. The volume and the power buttons are covered with tactile buttons in order to protect your devices buttons while making it easy to press.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: A Nice POLYCARBONATE Case - It Is 'Metal' In Name Only\n\nReview: OK - before I get into the performance of the case, it is NOT metal. The word appears twice in the product name; first in the actual name \"Linear Metal Crystal Case\" and then in the color \"Metal Slate.\" The case is made of polycarbonate (plastic to you and me).\n\nWhat's in the box?\n* The 3 piece case (upper frame, lower frame, and clear back panel)\n* Extra lower frame (gold metallic color)\n* Screen protetor\n* 3 \"Jelly Bean\" Home Button stickers\n* Micro-fiber cloth\n\nThis is a well designed case. It fits the iPhone 5 perfectly and is easy to attach to the phone. It snaps on, and I've also removed it without breaking anything or scratching the phone. Some snap on cases go on, but are difficult to get off without affecting the case. The clear back leaves your iPhone visible so you can show off the phone's nice metal back. The frame is a dark gray, just about black. I really like the gold colored lower frame, as it gives you the option of having the case all one color or a little flashier with the gold lower trim. The case is also available in blue, pink and silver.\n\nThe phone controls are all protected, but remain accessible either through cut outs or pass through buttons.\n\nThe included screen protector applies well, but you can also use your own. I would rate the included screen protector as better than average for application and performance.\n\nWhile the case looks nice, I would prefer some sort of grip to it. It is sleek and you can drop it as easily as any other case that has a smooth, non-rubberized surface.\n\nThe manufacturer states on their website that the case is designed in \"California, USA.\" Perhaps, but it is made in Korea (if that matters to you).\n\nSpigen advertises a 100% satisfaction guarantee. I have not had to use their customer service so I cannot weigh in on that.\n\nThree \"jelly bean\" stickers are included which may be applied over your Home button. They are a little thicker than a \"normal\" sticker, and are black, white, and orange. They are easy enough to put on and remove. I tried them, but left them off for the long haul. Nothing wrong with them, I just didn't see a reason to use them.\n\nOverall, this is a very nice case. I don't know that it provides any more protection than any other polycarbonate \"bumper\" case. It has protected my phone from a couple of drops, with no damage to the case or phone, so it has done its job. Of course, experience varies and if you drop anything at the wrong angle onto a hard surface, you could have a case pop apart, etc. But up until now, I have had no issues.\n\nI like it, but I do think the product name is somewhat misleading. If you rush and don't fully read through the product information, you could think you are buying a metal frame/case.","Product: View Case for iPhone 5 - Comold, Clear/Volta\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Nice Case But With A Little Flaw\n\nReview: This is a nice case, all in all. It fits snugly and it offers decent protection. I would not rank it up there with other cases which offer superior protection, but its a trade off, being sleek and slim.\n\nThe sides are nice, rubberized, affording some protection and grip, while leaving all buttons and ports functional. The back is clear plastic. This looks nice initially, however it scuffs quickly so that what was an attempt to leave you a clear view of the phone's nice aluminum back, soon becomes a cloudy piece of plastic. The front edge is beveled, which is always nice as it helps protect the phone from coming into surface contact when laid face down.\n\nWere the back somehow better resistant to scuffs and scratches I would rate this case higher. Again, for protection its adequate and it looks nice, but the back scratches way too easily to maintain its look for long.\n\nThe case does have a one year warranty, which is nice.","Product: Since 1965 Lenmar has been producing award winning, high-quality power related products. A quality assurance inspection guarantees all Lenmar products meet our high standards. The Lenmar MAVEN builds on the award winning success of the Lenmar Meridian (battery case for iPhone 5 and iPhone 5s). The MAVEN iPhone 6 battery case and iPhone 6s battery case provides your iPhone 6/6s with an additional 3000mAh of battery, which translates to 2x the battery life. Lenmars iPhone charger case is powered by an Ultra Lightweight Lithium Ceramic Battery (the same as in the iPhone 6/ 6s) utilizing the latest technology, including lithium ceramic cells, Lenmar has created an efficient, light weight and fully powered battery case. The Lenmar MAVEN iPhone 6 case battery and iPhone 6s case battery can provide up to 110% additional iPhone 6/6s charge. The Lenmar iPhone charging case features raised edges for increased protection. The MAVEN iPhone 6 portable iPhone charger case / iPhone 6s portable iphone charger case features a rubber coating for grip and 8 coats of paint for a rich color. Look no further for one of the best iPhone 6 cases available on the market. Join Antony Leather of Forbes who concluded his research with the following analysis about the Lenmar MAVEN : Overall this is quite possibly the best iPhone 6 battery case Ive tested yet...\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Once Upon A Midnight Dreary, As My iPhone Grew Weak And Dreary, I Put It In The Maven, and It Went Dead \"Nevermore! Nevermore!\"\n\nReview: I have a few iPhone cases and have used numerous ones, buying new cases when I upgrade phone models. Like most people, I look for as much protection as I can get in as thin a case as possible. I have had a couple of self-contained battery cases. Most have added bulk while not really performing all that well. Most made it impossible to plug in the 3.5mm headphone jack or even a USB cable. This meant a constant case-on, case off, case on, case off\n\nEnter The Maven.the case is a nice, durable feeling plastic which also contains a 3,000 mAh battery. That is a little over 1.5 times the power of the iPhone 6s internal battery, which is 1,810 mAh. So, using this case, you are increasing the instance of each use of the iPhone by quite a bit in between charges.\n\nThe case is 6 by 2 and just thick so you don't add too much girth to your phone. Yes it is bulkier than a very thin case, but you know have over 2.5 times the battery life!\n\nThe package includes the case, and a USB charging cable, as well as a headset adapter cable. It has a small user pamphlet in it too.\nThe Maven case is in two parts (top and bottom of the phone, not front and back), so you insert the phone then slide on the upper portion of the case. The charging button is on the back of the case. Press it once for 3 seconds to power on and show you are charging. The button has an indicator to display the amount of charge left. It is basically an outlined X shape and indicates charge in 25% increments by how much of the X is lit flashing/solid. The user guide has examples of each charge level.\n\nYou can charge the phone and case while the phone is in the case. This means yes folks technically you are charging the phone with a microUSB, so even if you don't have your Apple Lightning cable with you, you can still charge your iPhone! You also can connect to iTunes on your PC etc. while the phone is in the case. Nice!\n\nAs far as functionality, all buttons, etc. still work fine while the iPhone is in the case. My earbud jacks fit in fine, even one which is right angled. But if you have a headset with a shorter jack you may need to use the included adapter cable to plug in.\n\nThe case has a nice feel to it, slightly grippy but not too heavy on friction. It has a raised lip around the screen, which is important to keep the screen off surfaces when face down and so on.\n\nLenmar backs the Maven case with a 1 year warranty. If you register online at lenmar.com, you are covered for a one year free replacement of the charging cable, adapter cable or top piece of the case! It is not a cheap case, but considering it houses a battery, its a reasonable price.","Product: Obsessively engineered to allow you to go anywhere and shoot anything, the Optrix by Body Glove kit for the iPhone 6/6s transforms your iPhone into a rugged and waterproof adventure camera. This mountable case with a unique interchangeable lens system is perfect for capturing photos and videos on your iPhone 6/6s in action-filled environments and sharing them instantly on social media. The Optrix by Body Glove kit for the iPhone 6/6s comes with an Optrix Case, Normal 0 Lens, Wide-Angle 165 Lens and Lens Bag (additional mounts and lenses sold separately).\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: I Can See Clearly Now....With Optrix Pro\n\nReview: Body Gloves Optrix Pro comes with the following items: the case itself, a strap, four lenses, a nylon case for the lenses, and a lens cloth. The lenses are the normal lens (0), a wide angle (165), a 2x telephoto, and a macro lens. The Amazon product page for the Optrix Pro advertises the case as watertight up to 15 feet. The package reads the same way. However, the Body Glove site says 33 feet. I believe it is that they are rating the case for 15 feet but they have tested it, or its predecessor, at 33 feet. But thats not really acceptable, to have conflicting information for a case this expensive.\n\nI followed Body Gloves recommended test before using the case. This amounts to putting the assembled, empty case in a bucket 8 inches deep for half an hour. You have to weight it down to do this. After the test, which was fine, call me a scaredy cat, but I next tested this case a second time for being watertight, using a non-working iPhone 6 I have. It powers on but the screen is faulty. I took it into the ocean, just wading height around 4 5 feet and it was fine. The next day I tried it in a swimming pool (10 feet) and took it out on a boat on the bay and dropped it on a secure line with a weight, about 16 or 17 feet down. I left it there about 15 minutes and it was fine. The case and phone were fine with no traces of water entering.\n\nSatisfied, I put my working phone in the case. I dipped it quickly a couple of times, still concerned it would not leak after reapplying the case. But it was fine. The key is to take your time, put the O-ring on properly for the lens, and screw everything on tight\n\nAs far as photo quality, the included lenses not only did not impact or distort the photos, but actually worked quite nicely. This was true on land as well. I don't dive so my underwater shots were really just goofing around in the pool and wading in the ocean. I do think this case would be really great to use outdoors in rain or snow, protecting the phone from the weather while still allowing use of the camera and general functionality.\n\nSpeaking of functionality, you WILL have access to the Home button and general screen commands like tapping and swiping. Some reviews say you do not have access to the screen, but you do. However it is not anywhere as easy to manipulate as without the case. To me, its a reasonable concession to make for the ability to use the phone under water. You have typical access the side buttons to take photos. Tapping the buttons is a bit harder than using the phone natively, but this is to be expected for a case which seals your phone off from water. Obviously your ability to take a call or use audio is limited, although you will be able to record audio, albeit muffled sound. You cant really use the front camera as the case partially obscures it. The Optrix Pro is also mountable should you want to put it on a camera stick, tripod, or even a helmet mount.\n\nFor this price, I would have liked to see a floating strap included, rather than sold as an add-on. The case comes with a strap but neither float with a phone in the case. For another $20 its probably worth it, but they probably could find a way to include one at the price of the case or a little higher.\n\nBody Glove does offer a 30 day money back guarantee, but only for cases purchased through their website. Their overall warranty is eh.from their website: Water damage, because of possible user resealing error, improper maintenance of case and o-ring or gasket seals, this product is not warrantied against case leakage or any resulting damage. Optrix does not in any way cover or warranty the replacement or loss of an electronic device or its data. Ill give them user error and maintenance, but the o-ring and gasket, those are theirs.\n\nOverall, it is hard not to love this case, but again at this price they need to firm up their documentation on the depth limit, and including a floaty strap would be ideal.","Product: Screen Guard Overlay Anti-Smudge for the universal smart phone. Shield Against Smudges Resist fingerprints and other smudges on your screen with an overlay that prevents the build-up of dirt from daily use. Defend Your Device Avoid damage without affecting your touchscreen's functionality. Strong yet thin and lightweight, the overlay provides excellent protection that will help keep your device looking like new.Tru Clear See your screen, not the overlay. Tru Clear technology ensures optimal screen visibility. Fast Install Applying the overlay is fast and easy. Simply clean your phone screen with the included cleaning wipe, peel the overlay from its backing and place it onto your screen. Then use the included smoothing card to push away creases and bubbles.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Expected Better From Belkin\n\nReview: I am normally a huge fan of Belkin products, from networking accessories to smaller items; I generally have found they make some good things. That's not the case here.\n\nThe box includes two screen protectors and templates. Each protector sheet is 6\" x 4.4\". Depending on your phone's screen size, and how well you plan where you cut on the template, you may find you can stretch these two sheets to cover more than two phones (this only works if at least one of the phones has a fairly small screen.). Also included in the box are two templates for measuring your phone screen and cutting the protectors to size, a soft cloth and a small cardboard straight-edge.\n\nI followed the instruction in the package. I measured my phone screen using the template and then cut the protector to exact size. The template is transparent plastic with a grid on it so you can easily mark it for cutting. Next I cleaned my screen, wiping it down with the included cloth. I then peeled the protector off its backing and applied it to my phone, smoothing any small bubbles with the straight-edge. There really weren't any bubbles, as the protector adheres nicely to the screen when first installed.\n\nThe protector is thick enough to provide protection. It is easy to see through, not noticeable at all when viewing the phone head on or when the phone is brightly lit. You can see the protector from angles or when the phone lighting is more muted. I did not find this impacted my phone \"experience\" in any way.\n\nSo, easy to install, no problems viewing the phone...why the low rating? The price is fairly high for what these are, but the biggest detractor - they don't last. I applied them to two phones, an iPhone and a Pantech Pursuit II. Both protectors were fine for a couple of days, but on the third day, one (on the iPhone) started coming off the phone; the other one started peeling up after about four days. I was careful to cut these precisely so that they did not rest on the phone fascia and were only against the screen, so there were no air spaces, etc.\n\nAll in all, a disappointment.","Product: The MaxiScan OBDII/EOBD Scanner supports all nine OBDII test modes on all OBDII compliant vehicles to enable technicians to accurately diagnose even the toughest problems. Sophisticated yet easy-to-use, this ergonomic scan tool displays live O2 sensor test data and reads live PCM data stream. It features multilingual menu, large easy-to-read backlit LCD screen and displays DTC definitions on unit screen. This scanner retrieves vehicle information, identifies pending codes, views freeze frame data and easily determines the cause of the Check Engine Light. This scanner comes with built-in OBD-II DTC lookup library and is software upgradeable via internet. It performs modules present test, reads, stores as well as playbacks live sensor data and prints data via PC.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Full Featued, Simple To Use, And Reasonably Priced!!!!\n\nReview: I bought the Autel MS509 because I wanted a scanner I could use at home to run diagnostics on my three, soon to be four, family cars.\n\nI researched several brands, liked the reviews and price of the Autel line, and narrowed my search to the MS309 and MS509. For the majority of my needs, I could have used the MS309, which cost about half of the price of the MS509. I went for the MS509 because it includes 3 additional scans the MS309 does not. These are Mode 5, 6, and 8, which are Oxygen Sensor tests, Non-Continuously Monitors Systems, and Special Control Modules tests.\nI was interested only because some of those apply to vehicles I have owned.\n\nSo, what's in the box?\n* The MS509 scanner\n* Serial to DLC cable\n* Serial to USB cable\n* Nylon carrying case\n* Maxi-Link software on CD\n* User Manual\n\nI had no issues using the MS509. I followed the basic instructions, Locate the car's DLC connector, connect the MS509, then turn on the ignition. You usually do not need to start the engine, just set your ignition to the `On' position.\n\nThe device powers on as soon as you connect it to the DLC. The DLC is the Data Link Connector, typically under your dash. The device enters Set Up mode, which is very simple to navigator.\n\nThe device keyboard is pretty intuitive, and simple. It has Power, Enter, Esc(ape), up/down/left/right, and Help (?)\nThe scanner is lightweight but feels durable. It has a black bumper all around its edges to help prevent damage. The display is large and bright and you can adjust the contrast. The back holds a 9 volt battery, not included, for power when you are not connected to a car or PC.\n\nI tested by scanning three cars, two which I knew had no errors and one which had a Check Engine light on. The scanner worked on all three without issue, and found the code on the car with the error light and diagnosed it and also reset the Check Engine light when I wanted.\n\nThe cars I tested were a 2001 Volvo S60, 2002 Dodge Durango, and 1998 Plymouth Grand Voyager.\n\nI think the scanner is very easy to use, and I didn't really need the manual for most functions.\n\nI also installed the Maxi-Link software. I installed it on a Windows 7 32 bit PC, but did have a small issue. Initially the install failed, reporting it could not find and install the driver. I did not download any drivers. I just ran the installation software again and it worked fine. This is not uncommon in some hardware devices you connect to a PC via USB. Sometimes if you launch an installation before you connect the device to the laptop, you get a false `can't install driver' message. I've had it happen on TV remotes, other small wired devices such as a label printer, and now the scanner. But in the end, the software did load. The software is minimal, but does have a list of codes and the ability to update software, etc.\n\nI would absolutely recommend this product. It is reasonably priced, easy to use, and has a lot of features.","Product: The package contains two weather resistant 17\" antlers decorated with red and green ribbon along with a 6\" diameter red nose. Each antler is mounted on a plastic rod with molded clips which easily slip on to the vehicles window. The nose includes wire to attach to vehicles grille. Installation takes a couple of minutes.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: On Dasher, On Dancer.\n\nReview: This is a great Christmas \"costume\" for your car. It is inexpensive and easy to use. It consists of a red fabric \"reindeer nose\" and two fabric antlers on lightweight plastic posts. The nose has built in wire ties on it. The wire is not too thin so it should last for a good number of applications. The antlers have a plastic clip on the bottom which fits onto the top of a car window. Simply lower the window a few inches, slide on the clip, put the window back up to hold the clip in place and viola - a reindeer-mobile!\n\nBecause the clips can possibly slide off if the windows are opened, I would suggest applying the antlers to the rear windows and then avoid opening them. While its not a guarantee that these will fall off, if you have the windows down a little and are driving at a highway pace, it is a good bet they will. With the windows up, the clips are held securely in place.\n\nI've driven over 60 MPH with these on without issue, and I've had the car out in win and show and the fabric holds up well.\n\nFor the price these can't be beat.","Product: The Koehler Transfer Pump Kit allows for the safe and easy transfer of liquids between containers or vehicles, eliminating the risky practice of siphoning dangerous liquids by mouth. Transfer gasoline, oil, antifreeze and other liquids simply and quickly with no mess. The pump can also be adapted to an air pump function for inflating tires, air mattresses, sports equipment, water toys and other inflatables. Each kit includes a multi-use siphon pump, 1 each liquid intake and discharge hoses, two hose connectors, 1 each inlet and outlet nozzles, an air pressure hose and dipstick tube. Ideal for auto and equipment maintenance, RV and boat owners, farm, marine and industrial operations or any other application requiring easy and efficient fluid transfers.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Pump For The Price\n\nReview: This works very well, especially for the price. It is all plastic and does not feel particular heavy, so I am not sure about the durability. I have owned a couple of battery powered siphons, which are very convenient but always seem to break at teh worst time, so I wanted a manual backup if I need to pump a little gas out of a lawn mower, etc. This fit the bill.\n\nThe includes hoses are not heavy but look like the will be OK. Overall the pump includes:\nmulti-use siphon pump\nliquid intake hose\ndischarge hose\ntwo hose connectors\ninlet nozzle\noutlet nozzle\nair pressure hose\ndipstick tube\n\nI wasn't looking for the air adapter, but that was a welcome surprise. I tested it and it does work for filling a soccer ball, etc.\n\nThey pump works fine with water, gas, etc. and I saw no leaks, although I was concerned, again with it being ll plastic.\n\nI will update this review after more use, should teh product fail, etc.","Product: Les Misrables is the motion-picture adaptation of the beloved global stage sensation seen by more than 60 million people in 42 countries and in 21 languages around the globe and still breaking box-office records everywhere in its 27th year. Helmed by The King's Speech's Academy Award-winning director, Tom Hooper, the Working Title/Cameron Mackintosh production stars Hugh Jackman, Oscar winner Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Eddie Redmayne, Aaron Tveit, Samantha Barks, with Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen. Set against the backdrop of 19th-century France, Les Misrables tells an enthralling story of broken dreams and unrequited love, passion, sacrifice and redemption - a timeless testament to the survival of the human spirit. Jackman plays ex-prisoner Jean Valjean, hunted for decades by the ruthless policeman Javert (Crowe) after he breaks parole. When Valjean agrees to care for factory worker Fantine's (Hathaway) young daughter, Cosette, their lives change forever. In December 2012, the world's longest-running musical brings its power to the big screen in Tom Hooper's sweeping and spectacular interpretation of Victor Hugo's epic tale. With international superstars and beloved songs including I Dreamed a Dream, Bring Him Home, One Day More and On My Own Les Misrables, the show of shows, is now reborn as the cinematic musical experience of a lifetime.\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Can You Hear The People Sing? Unfortunately, Yes.\n\nReview: Had anyone told me that Les Mis songs could be ruined I would have scoffed.....until this movie. I get that they wanted actors to emote, however stage performers in musicals can also emote - and many are fine actors - and do their scenes in one take, by the way. Most of the songs are butchered in this movie.\n\nAs far as a soundtrack, it's simple. Everyone involved in the production of this movie says they went a different route and its not just about the singing. Great - for a movie perhaps, but a soundtrack of badly performed songs?\n\nCrowe is incredibly bad, Jackman not far behind. Hathaway would get a 'Thank you. Next!' at a Community Playhouse. Amanda Seyfried is OK. Carter, plain awful. I am not trying to bash these actors. I truly enjoy Crowe's acting and Gladiator is one of my all time favorites, and Anne Hathaway is adorable. They simply don't sing very well.\n\nThe lone strong vocal performance is Samantha Barks, but you can get her performance as Eponine, and many other great renditions of Les Mis songs, in the Les Mis 25th Anniversary concert DVD.\n\nUnless you somehow found the vocal performances in this movie pleasing, avoid this CD.","Product: Compatible Printers: OfficeJet 4215, OfficeJet 4215v, OfficeJet 4215xi, OfficeJet 5500, OfficeJet 5505, OfficeJet 5510v, OfficeJet 5510xi, OfficeJet 5515, OfficeJet 6105, Officejet 6110, OfficeJet 6110v, PSC 1110, PSC 1110v, PSC 1118, PSC 1200, PSC 1205, PSC 1209, PSC 1210v, PSC 1210xi, PSC 1310, PSC 1311, PSC 1315, PSC 1315v, PSC 1315xi, PSC 1317, PSC 1340, PSC 1350v, PSC 1350xi, PSC 1355, PSC 2105, PSC 2108, PSC 2110, PSC 2110v, PSC 2110xi, PSC 2115, PSC 2150, PSC 2170, PSC 2171, PSC 2175, PSC 2175v, PSC 2175xi, PSC 2200, PSC 2210, PSC 2210v, PSC 2210xi, PSC 2410, PSC 2410v, PSC 2410xi, PSC 2510, PSC 2510xi, DeskJet 450wbt, DeskJet 5551, Deskjet 5650, DeskJet 5650w, DeskJet 5850w, Photosmart 7150, Photosmart 7260, PhotoSmart 7260v, PhotoSmart 7260w, Photosmart 7350, PhotoSmart 7350v, Photosmart 7450, PhotoSmart 7450v, PhotoSmart 7450xi, Photosmart 7550, PhotoSmart 7550v, PhotoSmart 7550w, Photosmart 7660, PhotoSmart 7660v, PhotoSmart 7660w, Photosmart 7755, Photosmart 7760, PhotoSmart 7760v, PhotoSmart 7760w, Photosmart 7960, PhotoSmart 7960w\n\nRating: 1.0\n\nSummary: Be Very Careful When Buying Ink FULFILLED By Amazon....\n\nReview: Without reading my whole review, here is the key: when you buy ink directly from Amazon, you can expect to receive exactly what you ordered. If, on the other hand, your order is sold by somewhere/someone else but \"fulfilled by Amazon), buyer beware. These seem to result in a lot of expired ink being sold.\n\nI ordered a 2 pack of HP ink (#56 and #57). The product page shows a stock photo of an HP 56/57 combo pack.\n\nAs soon I opened the brown Amazon box, I knew there was a problem. The cartridges were not in their HP box as pictured, but in their sealed HP foil packets. I have run into this before with sellers on Amazon. Some sellers claim they discard the box to reduce shipping weight.\n\nWhat they really mean is \"I discard the box to hide the expired date on the box.\"\n\nI can see from the coding on the foil package and the expiration date on the 2 cartridges I purchased show that they expired 7 1/2 YEARS AGO, in September and October of 2005, respectively! This is not the first time I have run into this issue with HP ink fulfilled through Amazon.\n\nWhen you but these ink products and get fresh ink, they are great, but when it is old, HP doesn't warranty it for performance or leaks, and many printers reject it altogether as they have firmware which reads the cartridge and sees it is old.","Product: The Boss \"Ntr\" Executive Top Grain Leather Chair by Boss Office Products is so easy to put together that you don't even need any tools. The upholstery is not only stunning, but it is soft to the touch. There's an ergonomic design to provide your back with proper support and waterfall seating to keep your legs from falling asleep. The tilt tension and pneumatic gas lift height mechanism can be adjusted to fit your specific needs. The unit measures 27\" W x 28\" D x 45-48.5\" H and weighs just 54 pounds. Model B8702 offers the same features, but adds a knee-tilt mechanism.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sit Back And Relax\n\nReview: This chair appears to be well made. I just purchased it and set it up, and will update this review as time goes on and I use it further. The box is fairly large, but not overly huge, and the chair comes disassembled. It comes with the wheeled pedestal (wheels already attached), the shaft, and the chair itself, which is in a folded/collapsed position. The box weighs a little over 50 pounds, but mine had two nylon straps on it so I was able to maneuver it into the house pretty easily.\n\nAssembly is an absolute breeze. Place the pedestal on the floor, drop in the shaft, and lower the seat onto it. Once that is done, lift open the chair back into an upright position, and lock it into position with the latch at its rear. That's it.\n\nThe chair is upholstered in a nice black leather which is not glossy, but more of a soft looking matte finish. While not the softest leather I have ever felt, It is still reasonably soft to the touch. The seat is nicely padded, as is the back, and the leather on the arms is comfortable as well.\n\nOverall, the chair is very comfortable. I am about 220 pounds and about 5' 9\" and find the chair very well padded and supportive, and it adjusts nicely height-wise.\n\nThe chair is advertised as having a 30 day return policy and a 6 year warranty.\n\nBased on this chair, I would buy another Boss product.","Product: The Boss \"Ntr\" Executive Top Grain Leather Chair by Boss Office Products is so easy to put together that you don't even need any tools. The upholstery is not only stunning, but it is soft to the touch. There's an ergonomic design to provide your back with proper support and waterfall seating to keep your legs from falling asleep. The tilt tension and pneumatic gas lift height mechanism can be adjusted to fit your specific needs. The unit measures 27\" W x 28\" D x 45-48.5\" H and weighs just 54 pounds. Model B8702 offers the same features, but adds a knee-tilt mechanism.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Sit Back And Relax\n\nReview: This chair appears to be well made. I just purchased it and set it up, and will update this review as time goes on and I use it further. The box is fairly large, but not overly huge, and the chair comes disassembled. It comes with the wheeled pedestal (wheels already attached), the shaft, and the chair itself, which is in a folded/collapsed position. The box weighs a little over 50 pounds, but mine had two nylon straps on it so I was able to maneuver it into the house pretty easily.\n\nAssembly is an absolute breeze. Place the pedestal on the floor, drop in the shaft, and lower the seat onto it. Once that is done, lift open the chair back into an upright position, and lock it into position with the latch at its rear. That's it.\n\nThe chair is upholstered in a nice black leather which is not glossy, but more of a soft looking matte finish. While not the softest leather I have ever felt, It is still reasonably soft to the touch. The seat is nicely padded, as is the back, and the leather on the arms is comfortable as well.\n\nOverall, the chair is very comfortable. I am about 220 pounds and about 5' 9\" and find the chair very well padded and supportive, and it adjusts nicely height-wise.\n\nThe chair is advertised as having a 30 day return policy and a 6 year warranty.\n\nBased on this chair, I would buy another Boss product.","Product: Swingline is America's #1 Selling Brand in Auto Feed Shredders. Auto feed shredding is here with the innovative Stack-and-Shred. The 130X model can automatically shred a stack of up to 130 letter size sheets without the need for you to manually feed each sheet. Simply place the stack of papers into the auto feed tray, shut the lid, and you're done. With Intelligent Auto+ Jam Clearance and Intelligent Self-cleaning Cutters this shredder is virtually maintenance free. The 130X shredder provides Level P-4 super cross-cut shredding to meet the everyday security needs of most individuals. A manual feed option is also included to shred credit cards or up to 6 specialty sheets at a time, such as folded and glossy papers. The shredder's 7-gallon waste bin can be lined with plastic (#1765016) or recyclable paper (#1765026) bags, sold separately, to simplify shred disposal. Manufacturer's 2 year machine warranty and 7 year cutter warranty included.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Stack It, Forget It, and Let The Swingline EX100 Shred It!\n\nReview: This is not my first shredder. It is my first Swingline shredder, as well as the first stackable shredder I've owned.\n\nABOUT THE EX100:\nThe product is manufactured in China and is about 17\" high, 12\" wide, and 17\" deep. The output bin is 7 gallons (that's about 200 sheets).\nThe EX100-07 is a cross cut shredder and is designed to hold a stack of about 100 pages in its input tray. It also has a manual feed slot to feed paper individually (up to 6 sheets), and a small slot to feed credit cards. The product will cut through staples and paper clips, along with credit cards. It is not intended for CD/DVD shredding.\n\nI think what is important to understand about this product is the intended usage. If you are looking for pure speed to shed a couple of pages of old bills or junk mail every day/week, then you may want a less expensive, manual feed device. If your concern is speed, again you may want a manual unit, or just use the manual feed on the EX100. But if you want to take some papers that have piled up and shred them, that's a great use for this product. You stack them in the feeder and walk away. Yes it is not tremendously fast, but it is not slow either....and you don't need to sit and watch the shredding.....unless there's nothing good on TV!\n\nOPERATION:\nThe top cover lifts on hinges to access the stacker tray. The manual feed slots for paper or credit cards are both on top of the unit. The control buttons and light are on the top front. The power button is to the rear top of the unit. The EX100 includes auto start/shut-off. It has a sleep mode, so it will go into standby and wake up shortly after you put another stack in the tray. The motor has a built in cool-down after 10 minutes of continuous run time. Cool down time is up to 30 minutes. I haven't reached the need for the cool down yet. Typically I get through a stack in 5-8 minutes. Depending on the paper type/weight, I timed it at about 7 1/2 pages per minute. This will typically get you through a full stack, since the continuous run time is 10 minutes before auto-shutoff. The display lights include \"Door Open/Bin Full\", \"Cooldown\", and a light to indicate the EX100 is in Auto mode. You will always know when the EX100 bin is full! The front of the bin has a clear window in the middle so you can monitor its contents, along with the aforementioned light, and the bin feature which will make it pop out slightly to alert you when its full. Swingline advertises that the EX100 is \"ultra quiet.\" It is not horribly noisy, but it is not silent either. You will know when it is on.\n\nMAINTENANCE:\nUnlike most shredders, the Swingline EX100 does not need to have the blades repeatedly oiled! After you empty the bin, it will automatically run through a forward and reverse cycle to self clean the blades. The EX100 will also use this same cycle to attempt to self-clear jams. I haven't had it jam yet so I don't know how well that works. The warranty is 2 years on parts and labor on entire device, and 5 years on the cutters.\n\nSUMMARY:\nI really like this shredder. I have another shredder made by Fellowes which does a great job. However, I like the convenience of loading in a stack of paper and leaving the shredder to do the work rather than having to keep feeding the paper. Also, this is the first shredder I haven't needed to oil, so that's a huge plus. The EX100 is a bit more than you would pay for most home manual feed shredders, but the features justify the difference, provided those features are important to you. I have used the EX100 for less than a month, and will update this review with any new information.","Product: Scotts Turf Builder Grass Seed Northeast Mix is specially formulated to thrive in challenging Northeast conditions. It is ideal for areas of sun and shade, and it grows in thick to help keep out dandelions and crabgrass. Each seed is wrapped in a unique WaterSmart PLUS Coating that absorbs 2x more water than uncoated seed, feeds with essential nutrients, and protects seedlings from disease. Grow Quicker, Thicker, Greener Grass. Guaranteed!\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Barefoot In The Grass....\n\nReview: I have used Scotts grass seeds for years. I am in northern New Jersey so we have some fairly heavy winters, and some hot summers. I tend to use their Sun and Shade mix to overseed or fill in patches on my front lawn, while I use their Kentucky Blue seed on my back yard, having had it professionally sodded a few years back with Kentucky Blue.\n\nThis Northeast mix is similar to the Sun and Shade; it has the same watersmart coating and its seed content is about the same (2 types of Creeping Red Fescue, 3 Perennial Ryegrass, 3 Kentucky Blue). So if youve used Sun and Shade before, this has the same germination table and coverage, those being 5-30 days to germinate, and about 200 feet more coverage for a 7 lb. bag of Northeast (3,030 square feet versus 2,800 square feet for Sun and Shade). These grasses do make for a nice mix of hardiness, durability during play by kids and the dog, but also have a nice texture to them, both for curb appeal and for walking barefoot.\n\nI don't think you can go wrong with either, but for a little extra coverage per bag, at about the same price, go with Northeast, even if you aren't in the northeast but would normally use Sun and Shade.\n\nAs far as seasons, I overseed in Fall, but of course, to repair bare spots after winter, I will add soil and seed in Spring. Since I tend to use a pre-emergent for crabgrass, I seed only bare spots in Spring. This mix will work well in either, but I think Fall is always the easiest season in which to germinate around here. Ive used Sun and Shade in early summer too, but that required a lot of attention, watering, covering with straw or burlap, etc.\n\nOverall, this is a quality seed.","Product: Solar address stake features a solar powered lighted address plaque to stylishly display address numbers. Solar powered for wireless operation on lawn or siding. Built-in sensor turns LED lights on/off automatically. Weather resistant housing for all-season use. Includes complete number/letter set and lawn stakes. Measures 15\" x 4\" x 8\".\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: About the quality you'd expect at this price....but lighting design makes light almost useless from more than a few feet away\n\nReview: Ok so....the set itself is what you would expect for the price. Everything you need to make up your address is included, and the housing, front panel and stakes are all plastic.\n\nThe battery is easy to install and lights the panel right up, so it comes with a partial charge. Its a Ni-Cad 600 mAh battery. It seems to charge well and mine lasts through most, and usually, all of the wee hours, depending on how cloudy the day was.\n\nTwo major disappointments:\n\nWhile I expected the housing and parts to be somewhat cheap, not of the numbers really snap well onto the grid on the front panel. I tried various numbers, fussed with it for like 20 minutes....at best they kind of lightly hang on and you end up depending on the trim piece that snaps over the front to keep the address numbers in place.\n\nSecond, the lighting is three bright white LEDs, but rather than softly backlighting the address, you have three bright little dots lighting it and you can not really make out your address numbers from the street. I have mine posted maybe 25 feet away, and when I stand in front of my house at night, although the light is bright, I cannot read my address (74). I tried spreading the numbers but can't really block off all 3 little lights so I guess if you happen to have a 3 position address and can block them you MIGHT be ok.\n\nOther than that, it works. But those are two big \"other than that's.\"\n\nInserting the stakes in the ground is as you would imagine, plastic spikes so be careful and try to install when the ground is soft.\n\nThe sensor is very sensitive to light, so even at dusk you won't waste battery charge. In fact, I had to move mine as my lamppost (3 x 60 watts) was keeping the address plaque from lighting.","Product: Easily protect your yard and garden from deer and rabbits and the damage they cause with Ortho Deer B Gon Deer & Rabbit Repellents. For liquid formulas lightly spray plant leaves, stems, flowers, and branches that need protection. Allow the long-lasting, easy-to-use, no stink formula to dry for 20 minutes before watering. Granule can be applied liberally to the soil around the plants in need of protection. Reapply these products as needed or approximately every 30 days. When you use these repellents near edible plants, do not allow these products to come in contact with those for human or animal consumption.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Close The Deer Salad Bar\n\nReview: If you are like me, it seems to be an endless battle to keep deer from treating your shrubs and flowers like a salad bar. Ive tried numerous deer repellents and found them all to have about the same effect. Im in northern New Jersey and there are a lot of deer in the woods behind our neighborhood so I tend to spray often, except in the dead of winter.\n\nI think Orthos deer B Gon is effective and contains similar active ingredients to other brands, in this case 0.76% Putrescent Whole Egg Solids, 0.22% Cinnamon Oil, and 0.14% Clove Oil. Some brands include a hot/pepper in their ingredient list. I do like the addition of the cinnamon oil, as it tends to create an almost pleasant scent (in general these sprays smell bad, which is part of the idea). So the cinnamon helps to cloak that a little, while not impacting the products effectiveness.\n\nI do love the Ortho delivery system. It is the same pull handle they use on their gallon Weed B Gon. You pull the handle out, and it loads the liquid into the hose. Then just hold down the trigger and it sprays out in a small steam.\n\nTIP: If you don't like using pre-made products and want to save a lot of money, you can make your own home-made mixture. Fill a plastic gallon jug (milk, etc.) with water. Add a couple of eggs, a tablespoon of liquid dish detergent, and some chili powder. Sit this outside in the sun to let the egg decay. Its going to smell badly so beware. You can spray this on your plants, and just add some water and one egg to the jug after every couple of uses. I have found this to be just as effective as the bottled mixes and much, much cheaper. It does rinse off easier, so thats why I use the dish detergent to help it stick a little. If you use too egg it can clog sprayers so don't overdo it.\n\nOverall, Deer B Gon is very effective and I love the sprayer.","Product: Easily protect your yard and garden from deer and rabbits and the damage they cause with Ortho Deer B Gon Deer & Rabbit Repellents. For liquid formulas lightly spray plant leaves, stems, flowers, and branches that need protection. Allow the long-lasting, easy-to-use, no stink formula to dry for 20 minutes before watering. Granule can be applied liberally to the soil around the plants in need of protection. Reapply these products as needed or approximately every 30 days. When you use these repellents near edible plants, do not allow these products to come in contact with those for human or animal consumption.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Deer B-Gon.... With The Wind\n\nReview: I have a lot of deer living in the woods just behind my neighborhood. As such, my yard tends to serve as a salad bar for the deer. I've found that by regular use of deer sprays, and switching brands every year or two, I tend to keep them at bay for the most part.\n\nI am a big proponent of using my own mixture as well. For me it works just as well as the manufactured sprays and costs far less. The home made stuff does not adhere as well after a rain though, so it does require more frequent applications.\n\nThis is my first time using Deer B-Gon. Like most repellents of this sort, the product relies on rotten egg to deter deer. Some other brands will also add capsaicin (hot pepper) or garlic. Deer B-Gon does not include these ingredients, instead adding cinnamon oil and clove oil to its putrescent egg solids.\n\nSo far, my experience with the product has been very good. I usually buy concentrate instead of ready-made as all deer repellents tend to be expensive. I tend to like Ortho products for performance and value though, so I tried this ready-to-use mixture. Plus, it was one less thing to mix when I do my yard work!\n\nAs mentioned at the start of this review, I do switch brands from season to season. Here's why: if everyone in your neighborhood goes to the same large store or even local hardware store, they tend to buy the same spray. This means every shrub in every yard is treated with the same product. The deer eventually are going to eat something, and when they run out of untreated food, or are simply hungry enough, they are going to eat treated vegetation. So if they wander into 5 yards and 4 smell identical, they may tend to avoid the 5th yard a little longer. I know this is not a scientific approach, but it is simple and has held true for me for the most part. Of course during a harsh, cold season, deer will eat even things they rarely touch, sprayed or not.\n\nSo I rotate between Deer B-Gon, Deer Off and my homemade recipe. I've included that \"recipe\" below if anyone has interest.\n\nAs far as the Deer B-Gon, it has a heavy cinnamon smell, which is somewhat pleasing from a few feet away, but when you get close to what you've sprayed, the stuff stinks (which is what you want after all, something the deer dislike). If you dab some on your fingertip you'll see what I mean. It smells OK from a couple of feet away, but lift your finger to your nose - oh boy.\n\nThis product is meant to be applied by attaching a garden hose to the bottle. I poured about the bottle into an empty garden sprayer to put is aside, and then attached the hose to the Ortho bottle. Although you can control the flow for the most part, I wasn't really sure how much of a mixture of the spray and water I would get, so that's why I put some aside. I tried some of my yard like this, and for the other half of my yard, I added water to the Deer B-Gon I had put aside, about 3 parts water for 1 part Deer B-Gon. Even watered down, this seemed to apply a little heavier application than by hose, so I was probably wasting some of the product when I didn't use the hose. I always spray some of my lawn as well as shrubs, usually applying some deer repellent on my grass in the narrower parts of my yard, on each side of my house.\n\nThe deer seem to avoid the whole yard, so using the product as intended (attaching a hose) appears to be fine. I'll observe them late at night on occasion, and I can see them standing by the lawn, debating whether to come into the yard. So they do come, but seem to leave the shrubs alone. Of course, one or two alwasy come up for a nibble, but seem to be put off by the taste.\n\nTo me, a hose application is a little more cumbersome. A) you need to use a hose and pull it around with you, and B) I don't like the idea of deer spraycoming in contact with the water hose, or the splatter from the hose method. I like a more controlled spray/mist, so I can stand upwind of the breeze and apply more easily. Personal preference though. Others may prefer to use the hose stream, as opposed to battling the wind more with a mist spray.\n\nAll in all, this is a good product, seems to work as advertised, and it is one of my 2 or 3 products in \"my deer spray rotation.\"\n\nIf you do want to try a homemade spray:\n\nThe homemade spray is simply a gallon of water poured into a plastic milk jug, to which I add one raw egg, some hot sauce or powder, some garlic powder, a teaspoon or two of cinnamon, and a couple of squirts of liquid dish detergent. I close the gallon container and put it out in the heat/sun to rot. It smells bad, but so do most of these products. For a fraction of what commercial sprays cost, I have an effective homemade (inexpensive) spray. Every time I use some of the jug I read water and another egg. Every few uses I add some more of the other ingredients. The main ingredients are similar to a commercial product. I add cinnamon as it cloaks some of the bad odor with a sweet smell as you walk past the plants, without making them taste/smell better to deer. The dish detergent helps the spray adhere to plants but won't hurt the plant. Keep in mind your dog may lick some of it up because of the egg.\n\nThe main difference between homemade spray (aside from cost) is you have to respray it more frequently (after any heavy rain and most showers). You can also save money on a sprayer by using a rinsed out Windex bottle. These don't seem to clog as much as store-bought hand sprayers, and are basically free.\n\nThe home spray does require some prep, and of course, more frequent applications, which can be time consuming, so you may want to simply opt for a ready-mixed product such as Ortho Deer B-Gon.","Product: All purpose sprayer ideal for herbicides, pesticides, liquid fertilizers and many home applications! Funnel top opening makes for easy filling. Trigger with a lock-on option can be engaged for a continuous spraying. Translucent polyethylene for durability and easy viewing of liquid levels. Carry with the grip handle or use the included shoulder strap. Product offers a built-in pressure release valve and a 4 foot hose.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Made OK Enough - Refilling Can Be Quirky\n\nReview: Overall, the sprayer works. The bottle and pump are made OK, the want itself is fairly cheap. I cannot really tighten the ring that locks (or is supposed to lock) the wand in place, so it sort of wobbles at times.\n\nThe bottle has good features like a pressure relief, as well as a carrying strap, and it is marked in ounces and liters and it is easy to see the fluid level in the bottle.\n\nIt will get the job done for lighter work - deer repellent, weed spray, etc.\n\nWhen you fill it, you have to get the black inner tube to come out! If you do not, mine would not budge, you end up filling the bottle piecemeal, filling just a few ounces of water, then forcing it through with the plunger, then adding more liquid. The directions that are included are clear, but my black tube did not want to come out of the bottle. After I pulled and pulled it eventually came loose.\n\nNot sure if this one is defective, and I've never had that kind of issue on a sprayer before.\n\nThe flow lock is a joke and locks when you least want it to, continuing spray flow when you want to stop. It is easy enough to turn back off, but it is mediocre at best.\n\nSo for the price it is fine. I didn't expect much more than this for $22. If you are looking for more heavy duty though, this is not it.","Product: Husqvarna ST224P 24-Inch 208cc Two Stage Electric Start with Power Steering Snow thrower - 961930122. The Husqvarna ST224P two stage snow thrower works great for snow accumulations of 2-12 inches. Features include a 208cc Husqvarna engine, Power Steering, electric start, LED headlight, 24-inch clearing path, 180 degree remote chute rotation with remote deflector, heated grip handles, 12-inch improved performance ribbon augers, friction disc transmission, aluminum gearbox, 15-inch tires, and 2.7 liter fuel tank. 3 Year Limited Warranty and 5 Year Engine and Auger Gear Box Warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Powerful With Lots of Nice Features and Great Warranty (Note: open TSB on auger belt)\n\nReview: UPDATED REVIEW (March 31st, 2017)\nThis snow blower has continued to perform well. We had a couple of significant storms by me this winter, 12+ inches and the blower worked great. I was more cautious working with the compacted snow at the end of my driveway (from the street plows) then in my driveway, taking in less snow at one time, but the blower handled everything without issue. It has continued to start easily and run well through several storms.\n\nUPDATED REVIEW (February 8th, 2016)\nMy dealer returned the repaired snowblower yesterday. He told me everything checked out OK other than the auger belt itself. He said he believes Husqvarna has a problem with defective belts, and he has replaced them on about 30% of the new ST224/ST227 machines he has sold. All Husqvarna would tell me is that there is a technical bulletin issued on the model for dealers. I do think I fared better than most folks, because Husqvarna authorized the dealer to pick up and return the snow blower along with the warranty repair, at no cost to me. It sounds like other folks have gotten stuck with paying for pick up and delivery. I won't know if I have an issue until the next snow, but will update this review at that time.\n\nORIGINAL REVIEW (January 25th, 2016)\nMy blower broke down after the second day of use (read on) so I will have to update this review after service, but for now:\n\nI purchased the ST224P in late October and it was delivered a few days later via a freight company dispatched by Amazon. All the industry news was that Husqvarna had redesigned their snowblower line. I researched this model and the Ariens 24\" models and settled on the ST224P.\n\nDelivery was free. The snow blower arrived in a cardboard box on top of a wooden frame. Set up was reasonably simple. The box broke away pretty easily. I left the blower on the wood frame while I assembled it to make it a little easier. The assembly instructions are accurate and easy to follow. I checked the tire pressure as the manual says they come overinflated for shipping. If they are overinflated, reduce the pressure to 14 to 17 psi.\n\nEverything was in good condition with the exception of the chute. Although it was neatly placed in the box on a cardboard tray, it had a 2 inch scratch down to bare metal. Somewhat shabby QC.\n\nAfter assembly, toping off the oil, and filling with fresh gas, I tested it. The ST224 starts easily. I started it cold with the rope pull and let it idle for a few minutes. I had to wait about 2 months for our first snow. It was a doozy, over 2 1/2 feet which is more than normal in NJ. Because of the volume of snow, I chose to go out two times the first day of the storm, and again the following morning.\n\nAlthough the blower has a guarantee to start on the first or second pull, it did not. After 5 pulls I gave up and used the electric start, which turned it right over. I'll chalk it up to the cold and having been started only once before, two months prior. The next morning, it started on the first pull.\n\nSTARTING: following the user manual your blower should start fine (insert the stationary key, turn the blower to 'Run', turning on the fuel flow on, and the Choke to 'Start', then prime 3 times and pull the rope handle. What the manual doesn't mention is the little black dial attached to the choke setting that goes from slow to fast (turtle and rabbit symbols). You want to turn that to fast before you start cutting into snow. Do this when you turn your choke to 'run'.\n\nThe blower worked well and easily cut through the snow. It throws nicely, as I was shooting over a minivan at one point. It made it easily over and onto my lawn. The forward speeds are nice. '1' is nice and slow, excellent for heavy snow, 2 and 3 are decent for most average work, and unless you've used a snow blower before you may want to stay away from 4 thru 6 until you become comfy with the machine's handling. The St224P has one reverse gear and it is very slow\n\nThe traction and auger controls work well, and the chute controls shift easily using the two levers on the control panel. The chute rotates 180 degrees left to right and turns up/downward enough to give you lots of throwing options.\n\nThe hand warmer was decent, as was the LED headlights, which I used at night. The warmers are noticeable when on, but I wouldn't depend on them to really warm your hands. The keep the handles from being icy cold though. As for the light, It's not super bright but enough to help you see where you are going.\n\nThe power steering is excellent. Really what it is comes downs to a lever on each side which disengages the wheel on that side so that you turn in that direction due to the revolution of the wheel on the opposite side. These are fingertip controls and easy to reach while also using the traction and auger controls.\n\n This thing is a solid 4 or 5. BUT it has an issue. Apparently Husqvarna has found a problem with their impeller belt configuration. On my second day of use, the belt snapped, rendering the blower useless. I came in the house and started to look up the belt part # and saw several other similar complaints.\n\nI do have to say, I contacted Husqvarna through their Facebook page on a Sunday and got an e-mail back Monday morning. Husqvarna explained they have a known problem with this and arranged to have a local dealer come pick up the snowblower, make the repair and return it to me, all under warranty. They have an open TSB (Technical Service Bulletin) on this issue.\n\nI would, of course, expect the repair under warranty, but not necessarily the pickup and delivery. However, in this case (obvious defect) I think the transportation being paid for by Husqvarna is appropriate.\n\nI am making my appointment tomorrow and will go from there, updating the review. Once I understand what the actual repair is I can rate the ST224P more fairly. I am disappointed though at the scratch on the chute, as well as the belt issue. Shoveling snow after the first use of an $800 purchase was not something I anticipated.\n\nOverall, I really like the ST224P and it felt powerful enough to be durable and perform for quite some time. I am hoping the belt issue is not a sign of things to come!","Product: Veranda collection by classic accessories offer maximum protection with style. The dark splashguard hides stains and water spots while high-flow air vents protect furniture from mold and mildew. Water-Resistant undercoating keeps the rain from penetrating, ensuring that your furniture stays high and dry. A convenient draw string hem affords a tight, custom fit while large padded handles make removal and adjustment of your cover convenient and hassle-free. There is a 3-year warranty guaranteeing replacement if damaged by dry-rot, the sun, or mold and mildew.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: This Has It covered!\n\nReview: I had a really high grade cover that was about 3 years old. My puppy tore it to shreds. I bought this and for the price hoped it would be half as good.\n\nWhile I just got it, so cannot speak to the durability until down the road, from the feel of it, it seems to be well made and good weight.\n\nIt fit my 30\" pit, which also has a raised cover which comes to an almost pointed handle, perfectly. It really is good quality especially for the price.\n\nIt has plastic buckles for the legs and the drawstring makes for a tight fit. It also has a ventilation area with a little flap over it to keep out rain and snow.","Product: Multipet's Popular plush Loofa dog toy with squeaker.\n\nRating: 2.0\n\nSummary: Depends On Your Dog, Perhaps...Or Perhaps Just Junk\n\nReview: I suppose the life expectancy of this toy depends on your dog. I have an 11 month old Golden Retriever. He is very rough on his chew toys, and ones made of material and stuffing are among his favorites, but last only a few weeks. So I didn't expect this toy to last beyond that. However, I also did not expect the toy to last just minutes.\n\nOur dog got the Loofa toy today (Christmas!) as a stocking stuffer. He immediately liked it, fetching it and being amused by its squeaker. But in less than an hour he destroyed it. Now, he is a puppy and a very active chewer, but I would expect a dog toy to be made a little better so it can withstand some moderate chewing.\n\nHe has other similar fabric toys which lasted much longer, and all were within the same price range?","Product: Twenty years ago, Brian Connolly and Shelley Gunton saw an opportunity to make high quality, healthy food for dogs and cats. As pet parents, they understood how people truly consider their dogs and cats to be members of their family-and are always seeking better quality products for their pets. That was the beginning of Castor & Pollux Natural PetWorks. We assembled a team of experts in animal nutrition, organic and natural ingredients, processing, packaging, distribution, veterinary medicine, and technology. Our goal was to provide pet parents with healthy, safe, and innovative choices for their dogs and cats. Launching in 2000, Castor & Pollux Natural PetWorks was the first branded, premium quality line of natural specialty food and supplies for pets. But we're not satisfied yet. As long as there are dogs and cats in the world, we'll be constantly looking for new ways to make their lives better through wholesome, organic and natural nutrition. And no one does natural like we do.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: What's All The Barking About?\n\nReview: Let me start by saying that you can certainly buy many less expensive dog foods. Common sense tells you that you can spend very little and get lots of filler and by-products, or spend a good deal more and get wholesome, healthy food. My personal opinion is that long term, both your dog and you are better off if s/he is fed good food. The extra money spent now may offset potential medical bills and heartache later.\n\nI set out to find a really good dog food for my Golden Retriever, and had settled on Castor & Pollux while he was a puppy. Once he reached about 2, we moved hm from the puppy food to adult dog food. Because Goldens are a large breed, we opted for C&P's \"large breed\" mix, which s very similar to their \"regular\" adult dog food, but has glucosamine in it, which is important for Goldens as they can develop hip/joint issues.\n\nI spent a good deal of time researching foods. I disregarded low end foods that are largely grains, fillers and meat by-products. I looked at average to premium foods. I narrowed my choices to several including Castor & Pollux Natural Ultramix. The others were Blue, Eukanuba, Innova EVO, Merrick, Natural Balance, and Wellness. Castor & Pollux is now part of the Merrick family of products.\n\nOnce I narrowed by choices, I used a few review websites and ratings tables. I used one that starts each perspective food off with 100 points and then subtracts for poor ingredients (example: -10 points of containing by-products) and then adds points for any really good ingredients - vegetables, etc. The foods are then rated in grades from A through F. Of my choices, all but one were in the A or higher range. From these I eliminated Ekanuba first, which had a B rating. Although it is what the breeder was feeding my dog's litter, it appears to be average, at best, with some decent ingredients, but also containing by-products.\n\nNext, I looked at price. All the higher quality foods will cost more than a store brand, but in the end your dog may end up healthier, which will make both him and you happier.\n\nCastor and Pollux ranked in the top 5 or so of the foods I looked at, and in the end it costs about $1.50 per pound using Amazon's \"Subscribe and Save\" program. Plus it ends up shipped free to your home - which makes it a 30 pound item you do not need to lug home from grocery shopping!\n\nNow, this price is higher than a store brand, or Alpo or Purina, but those brands contain a lot of fillers and meat by-products, and you have no way of knowing what is in by-product. Manufacturers are very good at fooling our eyes. We read \"Meat By-products\" and we see \"meat\". Yet at 85 cents a pound, you many no longer consider it a bargain when you realize \"meat by-products\" can include bones, blood, heads, lungs, intestines, ligaments, feet and feathers. Not so yummy any more.\n\nThe present ingredient list (all from the United States, by the way) for Castor & Pollux Natural Ultramix Large Breed food, is as follows:\nChicken, Chicken Meal, Turkey Meal, Milo, Ground Whole Oats, Ground Whole Barley, Chicken Fat (Naturally preserved with Mixed Tocopherols and Citric Acid), Brown Rice, Dried Peas, Dried Bananas, Tomato Pomace, Natural Chicken Flavor, Ground Whole Flaxseed, Dried Carrots, Dried Sweet Potatoes, Salmon Meal, Brewers Dried Yeast, Dried Egg Product, Potassium Chloride, Salt, Freeze Dried Peas, Dicalcium Phosphate, Dried Cranberries, Fructooligosaccharide, Calcium Carbonate, Glucosamine Hydrochloride, Zinc Sulfate, Vitamin E Supplement, Choline Chloride, Ferrous Sulfate, Chondroitin Sulfate, Niacin, L-Carnitine, Copper Sulfate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Calcium Pantothenate, Vitamin A Supplement, Manganous Oxide, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Sodium Selenite, Riboflavin, Vitamin D3 Supplement, Biotin, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Calcium Iodate, Folic Acid, Rosemary Extract.\n\nIt contains very good protein sources such as poultry and poultry meal, as well as salmon meal, and its grain content comes from oats and barley. It also includes a good mix of dried vegetables and fruits. The dried fruits are easily visible. They are decent size pieces, not microscopic. This food is very similar to C&P's Natural Ultramix. The `Large Breed' variety really has just the addition of glucosamine , and flaxseed and a couple of other ingredients in a different order than the normal food.\n\nAt first glance, you might think these ingredients aren't all that different than a less expensive brand like Iams. However, aside from the aforementioned meat by-products, another key thing to look at is whether a food contains corn, especially in the first few ingredients. Iams and many others will often include corn, which isn't worthwhile to your dog. Typically they lack dried vegetables/fruits, which Castor & Pollux contains - so while other brands might seem less expensive (and are per pound) in the long run you are paying for fillers.\n\nAll in all, I think Natural Ultramix is a high grade dog food, but not at such a high cost as to prohibit using it on a regular basis. It is average size kibble and it does not have an offensive aroma - either in the bowl or \"in the air\" if you know what I mean.\n\nFor anyone wondering why I chose this brand over the others, once I was satisfied I had found a few very good brands, it really just came down to the price and shopping availability among them, while still having the ingredients I desired (including vegetables & fruit). I can tell you I found Dick Van Patten's \"Natural Balance\" to be a sleeper in the bunch. I assumed that if the company tied a celebrity name to it, the product probably couldn't stand on its own, but based on ingredients, that looks like a good dog food as well.","Product: From industry firsts to industry standards, Marineland products are designed with both performance and style in mind. We push precision and power beyond the expected and listen to our loyal customers to make our products even better. We do this because at the heart of our innovative spirit is a desire to help hobbyists everywhere do more, create more and, most of all, enjoy more. So whatever your customers are passionate about freshwater or saltwater, big or small, beauty or science help them make their aquarium their own. Make it Marineland. Create an eye-catching aquarium with the Nook 5 aquarium kit! Hidden filtration, sleek lighting and a curved front edge set this tank apart from the rest and allow you to have great viewing at all angles. This sleek looking tank provides a fish focal point in any room. Complete your look with gravel and plants that add personality to this easy to maintain, 5-gallon kit.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Starter Aquarium - Good for ONE Fish.\n\nReview: This is sold as a kit - and it is, kinda. It includes the tank, lid with LED light and filter unit, with one disposable filter. You supply the gravel, plants, heater, thermometer, bacteria, etc.\n\nThat said, this is a great, little tank. The keyword is \"Little.\" It is about 13\" long, 7\" deep, and 9.3\" high, with a curved front.\n People who start out with a small tank tend to have owned some goldfish (came home in a bag and got dumped in a bowl) or a Betta or two. I really like this tank, but you need to set your expectations. At 3 gallons, you are looking at 1 fish - read on.\n\nFirst, this tank is 3 gallons, but has a curved front. By the time you fill it, and account for displacement from gravel, plants, filter, etc. you are looking at about 2-2.5 gallons.\n\nPeople's first reaction is \"Goldfish!\"\n\nPeople think Goldfish belong in a bowl. I am certainly not here to lecture on fish happiness. To me, it is simple practicality. Goldfish grow, they eat a lot, they poop a lot and dirty the water. They also can be aggressive. So steer clear of goldfish here, or go with 1 and 2 and be prepared to clean a lot.\n\nIdeally you would use just ONE fish, a Betta. if you want to try more fish, you could do one FEMALE Betta, and add 1 or 2 Ghost Shrimp. Some may say just 1 Ghost Shrimp, but I think they are low enough bio-load to put 2 in the tank with 1 female Betta.\n\nOnce you've decided on a fish, you need a location. Somewhere where you can control the temperature is important,a s with a Betta you will need a heater and thermometer. Also, you need electricity. You need to plug in the filter, teh LED light, and likely a heater.\n\nThe light is decent, although the top of the tank is a flimsy cover. The filter is very quiet and adjustable flow, which will matter especially since you probably will have a Betta and want low flow.\n\nThe replacement filters are like $9-10 for a 3 pack.\n\nI have 1 Betta in here - and yes, 2 Ghost Shrimp. I added a heater and bacteria. There are various options for both on Amazon. You don't need to go crazy, but you do want a heater that adjusts. Some very inexpensive ones simply heat the water another 8-10 degrees from room temperature. So seeing as you don't want to cook your fish, you want an adjustable heater, and an easy to read thermometer.\n\n I have been cycling the water out, about 3/4 of a gallon every week. Thus far, the water has remained crystal clear and the fish SEEM content.","Product: Much more than your average dog treat, our artisanal jerky is crafted with slow smoked usa- raised country chicken and only 100% natural ingredients. Real jerky treat for dogs. Contains no fillers, wheat, corn, soy, by products, artificial colors or flavors, added fat, or added sugar. Proudly raised, grown and produced in America. Bring the ranch home.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: We Give It Five Paws!\n\nReview: Our family tries very hard to feed our dog well. He eats good quality dog food (Castor & Pollux) and we try to feed him treats that are good also. Occasionally well give him doggy junk food but for his treats we try to use U.S. products with decent ingredients, avoiding filler and sugars and so on.\n\nHe took an immediate liking to Prairie Dog Smokehouse Jerky. These are a flavor called Country Chicken. Out of the pack it smells good, a smoky scent almost appetizing enough for a human to eat it. The strips are dried and large (several inches long each). Our dog is large Golden Retriever, so he could easily handle a whole strip, but we break them in half for him. One, so we don't overfeed him and two, because like most decent dog treats, these are not at all cheap. A 15 ounce package costs close to $20.\n\nThe ingredient list is very good: Chicken, cultured skim milk, glucosamine hydrochloride, chondroitin sulfate, ascorbic acid (vitamin C), salt, mixed tocopherols, and citric acid. They are very dried, thus hard, so consider that if you have a dog who doesn't chew well.\n\nThese are going to be our new favorite treat. They smell good, taste good (or so says our dog), have a good ingredient list, and aren't priced any more than other higher quality treats (even some eh treats cost this much).","Product: Castor & Pollux Puppy Fomula Dry Puppy Food is scientifically designed to provide your puppy with optimal nutrition as the foundation for a complete and balanced, healthy adult life. Made with certified organic, free range chicken as the #1 ingredient for great taste and outstanding digestibility.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Premium puppy food at a very good price!\n\nReview: My apologies in advance for what is a lengthy review. However, if I can help anyone save a little time compared to what I spent trying to choose a good puppy food, that's my goal. So I wrote this not only to review the Castor & Pollux product, but also to provide some information on other types of dry dog food.\n\nIt is no secret that you can buy some very cheap and some very expensive dog/puppy foods. Common sense tells you that you can spend very little and get lots of filler and by-products, or spend a good deal more and get wholesome, healthy food. My personal opinion is that long term, both your dog and you are better off if s/he is fed good food. The little extra money spent now may offset potential medical bills and heartache later.\nThat being the case, I set out to find a really good dog food for my Golden Retriever puppy, while, of course, trying to keep cost down. I spent a good deal of time researching foods. I disregarded low end foods that are largely grains, fillers and meat by-products. I looked at average to premium foods.\n\nI narrowed my choices to several including Castor & Pollux Natural Ultramix. The others were Blue, Eukanuba, Innova EVO, Merrick, Natural Balance, and Wellness.\n\nAfter that I used a few review websites and ratings tables. These can be helpful. I used one that starts each perspective food off with 100 points and then subtracts for poor ingredients (example: -10 points of containing by-products) and then adds points for any really good ingredients - vegetables, etc. The foods are then rated in grades from A through F. Of my choices, all but one were in the A or higher range. From these I eliminated Ekanuba first, which had a B rating. Although it is what the breeder was feeding my puppy's litter, it appears to be average, at best, with some decent ingredients, but also containing by-products.\n\nOnce I had established that the remaining contenders all ranked in the same range, I looked at price. Now all of these will cost more than a store brand, but in the end your dog may end up healthier, which will make both him and you happier.\n\nCastor and Pollux ranked in the top 5 or so of the foods I looked at, and in the end it costs about $1.71 a pound using Amazon's \"Subscribe and Save\" program. Plus it ends up shipped free to your home - which makes one less 15 pound item you need to lug home from grocery shopping!\n\nNow, this price is perhaps double a store brand, Alpo, or Purina, but those brands contain a lot of fillers and meat by-products, and you have no way of knowing what is in by-product. Manufacturers are very good at fooling our eyes. We read \"Meat By-products\" and we see \"meat\". Yet at 85 cents a pound, you many no longer consider it a bargain when you realize \"meat by-products\" can include bones, blood, heads, lungs, intestines, ligaments, feet and feathers. Not so yummy any more.\n\nThe present ingredient list (all from the United States, by the way) for Castor & Pollux Natural Ultramix, is as follows:\nChicken, Chicken Meal, Turkey Meal, Milo, Ground Whole Oats, Ground Whole Barley, Dried Bananas, Chicken Fat (Naturally preserved with Mixed Tocopherols and Citric Acid), Brown Rice, Dried Peas, Natural Chicken Flavor, Salmon Meal, Tomato Pomace, Brewers Dried Yeast, Ground Whole Flaxseed, Dried Sweet Potatoes, Dried Carrots, Dried Egg Product, Potassium Chloride, Salt, Freeze Dried Peas, Dried Cranberries, Dicalcium Phosphate, Fructooligosaccharide, Calcium Carbonate, Zinc Sulfate, Vitamin E Supplement, Choline Chloride, Ferrous Sulfate, Niacin, Copper Sulfate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Calcium Pantothenate, Vitamin A Supplement, Manganous Oxide, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Sodium Selenite, Riboflavin, Vitamin D3 Supplement, Biotin, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Calcium Iodate, Folic Acid, Rosemary Extract.\n\nIt contains very good protein sources such as poultry and poultry meal, as well as salmon meal, and its grain content comes from oats and barley. It also includes a good mix of dried vegetables and fruits. The dried fruits are easily visible. They are decent size pieces, not microscopic.\n\nAt first glance, you might think these ingredients aren't all that different than a less expensive brand like Iams. However, aside from the aforementioned meat by-products, another key thing to look at is whether a food contains corn, especially in the first few ingredients. Iams and many others will often include corn, which isn't worthwhile to your puppy. Typically they lack dried vegetables/fruits, which Casto & Pollux contains - so while other brands might seem less expensive (and are per pound) in the long run you are paying for fillers.\n\nAll in all, I think Natural Ultramix is a high grade dog food, but not at such a high cost as to prohibit using it on a regular basis. It is smaller size kibble to make it easier for puppies to chew, and it does not have an offensive aroma (either in the bowl or in the air, if you know what I mean).\n\nPS - for anyone wondering why I chose this brand over the others, once I was satisfied I had found a few very good brands, it really just came down to the price and shopping availability among them, while still having the ingredients I desired (including vegetables & fruit). I can tell you I found Dick Van Patten's \"Natural Balance\" to be a sleeper in the bunch. I assumed that if the company tied a celebrity name to it, the product probably couldn't stand on its own, but based on ingredients, that looks like a good puppy food as well.","Product: Burt's Bees has been a pioneer in developing nature-friendly health and beauty care products for over thirty years. We believe that pets are family, so we're bringing the same natural attention and care to your closest furry friends. Burt's Bees Natural Pet Care now brings nature's solutions to our beloved pets with a specially formulated line of natural grooming products including shampoos, conditioner, sprays, wipes, and treatments. Burt's Bees Natural Pet Care products are made using 80% post-consumer recycled bottles. Tap into nature's power with Burts Bees Tearless Shampoo for Puppies. This gentle puppy and dog shampoo is made with nourishing buttermilk to soothe skin and soften hair, leaving your pint-sized pup's coat refreshed. This dog shampoo cleanses your companion's coat with nature's finest ingredients. This naturally nourishing formula taps into buttermilk's natural ability to soothe skin and encourage wagging. Burt's Bees shampoos for dogs help you groom your pet with gentle, natural ingredients that keep your doggy naturally fresh. It's made with some of nature's finest ingredients for your peace of mind and your canine's well-being. Free of colorants, this puppy shampoo is pH balanced for dogs. As is typical with natural formulas, this shampoo doesnt have a strong scent outside of the main ingredients or a strong lather because we dont add in artificial fragrances or chemicals to any of our products. Burt's Bees Natural Pet Care is made in the United States without parabens, phthalates, petrolatum, SLS, or synthetic fragrances. Discover natures best for your pets! Directions: Apply shampoo liberally to your puppy's wet coat. Work from head to tail, while carefully avoiding eyes. Rinse thoroughly and towel dry. Store in a cool, dry place. Ingredients: Water/Eau (Aqua), Coco Betaine, Coco Glucoside, Glyceryl Oleate, Disodium Cocoyl Glutamate, Glycerin, Xanthan Gum, Honey, Beeswax, Buttermilk Powder, Potassium Sorbate, Decyl Glucoside, Phenoxyethanol, Citric Acid. Safety Warning: In case of contact with eyes, flush thoroughly with water. Keep out of reach of children and pets to avoid possible consumption. Will not wash off topical flea & tick treatment when following treatment manufacturers directions.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Five Paws Up! Pretty Natual and Works Great!\n\nReview: This is a very mild, and mostly \"natural\" dog shampoo. It is probably one of the best options for puppies, and it has no fragrance at all,\n\nIf you want a fragrance - this is not for you - but really it is about keeping your pup clean and comfortable, not making him \"smell better\" with a cloaking fragrance.\n\nSo, you come away with clean, but natural smelling dog. My Golden's fur feels soft after washing with this and drying him, and it appears to be \"no tears\". I also notice no itching etc. afterwards.\n\nIt absolutely cleans him, and lathers just enough, but not a lo. Siince Goldens have two coats this is very important.\n\nI am a fan of this stuff. I would suggest buying it on Amazon, where it is about half even Target's price, especially with Subscribe & Save.","Product: The Courtyard 13\" Wall Lantern showcases any outdoor living space with both style and functionality. The durable craftsmanship is inspired by Traditional design themes and maintains a distinctive look as it provides accent and area lighting. Uncluttered and Traditional, this attractive glass house outdoor wall lantern from the Courtyard Collection adds style and warmth to any terrace, patio or porch. With multi-dimensional appeal, this piece provides a fit that is applicable for a variety of lifestyles, adding curb appeal on any street. What a welcoming beacon for your home's exterior! Bulb Type: Incandescent. For Outdoor use. Type of glass is Clear. The materials used are: Metal, Glass, Electrical. The Finish is Brushed Nickel. Bulb base is E26. The bulb is not included. This item is dimmable. The bulb shape is A19. Wet listed. Warranty details: One year limited Warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Let There Be Light!\n\nReview: I lost one of my outdoor fixtures during a windstorm last autumn. It was very similar to this one. It was put on by the contractor who did the addition to our house so I am not sure if it was the exact same brand, although the two on my deck match it exactly so I am betting it is.\n\nThe reason I mention this is, these tend to rust over a fairly short time. The one on my front lamp post (from Home Depot) - different brand but same finish (brushed nickel over aluminum) rusted very quickly, in maybe under 2 years. The ones on my deck (PHOTO ATTACHED) took about 4 years before they started to rust on top. They are now almost 6 years old. So I am hoping this one will age more slowly, as I put a nice coat of high grade car wax (Glanz poly-carnauba) on the metal on this light to see if it helps.\n\nInstallation is easy. The screws with the finish caps which secure the light are just long enough, so make sure you put your wires neatly behind the light. Any bulk and you might have a hard time securing the caps on the screws. If you are not reusing any parts, the box contains everything you'll need, mounting bracket with ground screw, 2 mounting bolts/nuts to mount to your box, 2 screws caps to secure the light to the mounting bracket, and 3 wire caps. The light has 3 wires, white, black and ground.\n\nAbout a 20 minute job, counting removing the old light mount.\n\nThis is a nice looking light overall. It takes up to a 100 watt incandescent bulb. The bottom is open and you can fit plenty of your hand in to change the bulb, unless you have huge hands. It was also packaged well enough, covered in plastic and secured by cardboard and Styrofoam.\n\nIt's an excellent price right now, just over $50 before tax. If it wasn't for the (anticipated) rusting, its a pure 5.","Product: Baldwin prestige collectionFor use on exterior doors where keyed entry security is neededFeaturing smartkey re-key technology and the lock you can re-key yourself in secondsPatented side locking bar technology offers improved security by protecting against lock bumping, an attack technique used to defeat conventional pin and tumbler locksSolid zinc constructionANSI/BHMA grade 2 securityLow profile cylinders\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Another Baldwin Quality Product!\n\nReview: I've always found Baldwin door products to be superior to most, if not all, competitors. This deadbolt is no exception. you may pay a little more for this product than some other brands. However, it comes with a lifetime warranty and the quality is there. It may be OK to skimp on an interior door. An exterior deadbolt is a place to get the very best.\n\nThe package includes the deadbolt, trim, jamb plate, strike plate, 2 keys, and instructions. The only other tool you should need is a Phillips head screwdriver. You might need a drill and 1/8\" bit too, to install the long screws that come with the strike plate. As with many Baldwin locks/knobs, this product is universal, so it will fit both a right and left hand door. NOTE: You should always confirm that the lock/knob you order will match your door configuration (universal/reversible or specific to a left/right hand door.\n\nI used this deadbolt, along with a matching Baldwin entry knob, to replace a set of Schlage locks. My Schlage products were only a couple of years old, and both my entry knob and deadbolt stopped working! They were lightly used, and cost only a little less than the Bladwin products.\n\nThe difference in Baldwin quality is clear. The outside components such as the lever, locks, etc. are noticeably heavier. The internal parts and deadbolt are heavy duty.\n\nThe Baldwin finishes are beautiful. Mine is Satin Nickel and arrived in perfect condition. I have the same finish on a Baldwin lock set that is exposed to the elements, and after about 4 years it still looks brand new.\n\nInstallation is pretty straightforward. On a door with an existing deadbolt, you are probably looking at 20 minutes, if that, including removal of the old lock.\n\nThe one place I think Baldwin could use just a little improvement is on instructions. If you've installed many locks and knobs, particularly theirs, installation is a breeze. But if you have done none, or even just a few over the years, their included instructions are basic. The general, as well as step by step SmartKey, instructions were easy to follow. I ran into one issue with the documentation. I ordered both this deadbolt and a matching keyed knob. These are sold separately, not as a kit, so they come with different keys, etc. However, the way my two locks shipped, if I installed them as packaged, one key cylinder would have been required I insert the key smooth side of the key up (right side up), and the other cylinder would have had the smooth side of the key down (as in the key would be \"upside down\" when I inserted it). I called Baldwin and they were able to walk me through how to rotate the cylinder on the keyed knob in a matter of seconds. To do so you need to remove a clip which is not mentioned in the instructions, nor does it jump out to the untrained eye. You do not have the option of rotating the cylinder on this deadbolt, only on the keyed knob.\n\nThe rep did tell me that having the cylinders in different orientation did not affect functionality, which I get, but who wants two keyholes on the same door pointing in different directions? Fumbling in the dark, or rain, your child forcing a key in the wrong way - no thanks!. Their customer support was very knowledgeable and resolved my issue. I just think a little better documentation could save customers a phone call. Other than that one minor hiccup, these are some of the best lock/door knob products around.\n\nAs far as SmartKey, it took literally one minute to rekey one key to match the other. If you own older or 'C' type model Baldwin keysets take note! I had hoped to rekey these new locks to match my four year old Baldwin lock. However, it appears the Smartkey technology actually comes from Kwikset (Black & Decker owns both Baldwin and Kwikset). Thus, Smartkey DOES NOT work with Baldwin 'C' keysets. You can check if your Baldwin keys are 'C' model: As long as they are actual, original Baldwin keys, check the key head. If `03' is stamped on it below the word Baldwin on either side, it is typically a C keyset and will not work with SmartKey.\n\nIn the end, this is a superior deadbolt product. It is not that much more expensive than other products, and for the extra peace of mind having a entry lock which works extremely well and is durable, along with a fantastic warranty, I would absolutely recommend it.","Product: (Pack of 10 bulbs) 20MR11 FTD With cover lenses Halogen Light Bulb Watt - 20 Bulb type - MR11 (FTD) Beam angle - 30Degree Flood Base - GU4 (Bi-Pin) Life - 2,000hr Finish - UV-Stop cover lenses Color - 2950K (bright soft white).\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Great Price, Good Bulbs\n\nReview: Before I start the review, some manufacturers of range hoods are less than helpful when looking up replacement bulbs. So if you are confused about whether you need an MR11 or MR16.......... The MR11 is 35mm, or about 1 3/8\". The MR16 is 50mm, 2\" diameter. Just measure the front of your current bulb lens to see which it is. Yes, the instructions with your product should list which you need, but that was not the case with my Faber Inca rangehood.\n\nAnyway, the bulbs:\nNothing to dislike. These are a great value as far as the price. I needed one to replace a burned out on a Faber Inca range hood. The price for one bulb at Home Depot was about half of what I paid for a box of 10, and since I assume I'll need to replace others in the future, this was a no brainer....10 bulbs for the price of 2.\n\nThis bulb matched my old one perfectly. It is an MR11 G4 two pin mount. It has the same clear lens cover, no bluish tint at all as some bulbs appear to have in photos on-line.\n\nI installed the bulb over 2 months ago and it is still fine. So far, so good. I will update this if there is any early burnout etc.\n\nI was concerned I would have to change the other light on the range hood after installing this one, that the brightness or color might be off, but they match perfectly.","Product: 15422-001 Features: -Enjoy an unmatched feeling of stability thanks to the dual-pin hinge, wide-flared legs and the highest quality construction. -Use the Velocity as multiple sizes of A-frame, extension, 90-degree ladders, or as a scaffold system, buy one ladder to do the job of five. -Use the right ladder for the right job every time and avoid 95% of all ladder-related safety issues. Product Type: -Multi-Position ladder. Color: -Silver. Duty Rating: -Type IA (Extra Heavy Duty) 300 lbs. Number of Steps: -18. Folding: -Yes. Lightweight: -Yes. Rust Resistant: -Yes. Slip-Resistant Feet: -Yes. Slip-Resistant Steps: -Yes. Telescoping: -Yes. Casters/Wheels Included: -Yes. Locking Casters/Wheels: -Yes. Dimensions: Overall Height - Top to Bottom: -19 Feet. Overall Product Weight: -39.5 lbs.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Very Flexible Ladder - Misleading Advertising & Non-Existent Customer Support\n\nReview: OK, so heres the good, the bad, and the ugly on this ladder. The Velocity Multi-use Ladder, by Little Giant, is a nice ladder. It is delivered to you assembled and is fairly compact when not in use a little under 6 feet which I find remarkable. It is heavy, but not cumbersome. Some people have complained that this ladder is too heavy. If you have it in its storage position/height, and compare it to a 6 or 8 foot step ladder, well yes, this is very heavy. But keep in mind it is really a multi-use and opens up a great deal. So, overall, this is not a heavy ladder at about 39 pounds. It does have two wheels on one side so it can be rolled around rather than carried, for the most part.\n\nAs far as capacity, the Velocity meets the 300 pound IA rating, and feels sturdy when you are on it (I am a man, about 220 pounds). The ladder is about 27 at the base, which helps steady it. The feet have a plastic surround and rubber grips on them, so the ladder tends to stay put. Like many ladders, most of the rungs are narrow, except where the inner and outer ladders line up during A-frame use.\n\nThis ladder is advertised as a 22 foot ladder. Keep in mind how manufacturers measure ladders: while this says it is 22 feet, it is actually about 19 feet tip to tip. You will find the same of a Werner or other makers multi-use ladders.\n\nAs far as the uses. This ladder may be used five ways:\n1. A Frame Step ladder.\n2. Staircase ladder (adjust leg heights on each side to different heights.\n3. 90 degree ladder, so you can move closer to a wall as you ascend the ladder.\n4. Extension ladder.\n5. Scaffolding (NOTE: Little Giant should not advertise this ladder as ready to use 5 ways. You CANNOT use it to scaffold unless you buy additional parts (trestles).\n\nI have several ceiling heights in my home, conventional 8, an 11, a 12, and a 14.5 vaulted ceiling. In the past I had to use 2 or 3 ladders when I needed to do work near the ceiling. Now, I just take out this one ladder for most jobs. The way it works is by use of what Little Giant calls Rock Locks, or Lock Tabs. These allow you to release the Rock Locks, raise the ladder to the preferred height, and lock the Rock Locks back into place. This is easy to do, but you have to be careful to hold the part of the ladder, the inner ladder, especially when lowering the ladder back down to an lower height. When lowering, you support the ladder, release the Rock Locks one at a time, then, still holding the inner ladder that adjusts, slowly lower it.\n\nThe other component used to lock/adjust the Velocity is what Little Giant calls Palm Buttons. You push these in when you want to change the ladders shape go from storage to A-frame, or to extension mode, etc. They are basically locks at the ladders hinge point.\n\nI really like using this as an adjustable step ladder. You can use it in various heights from 5 to 9. As far as use as an extension ladder, it works well, but like any ladder, you need a little muscle to raise it, working in one fluid motion, or you need to lay it out on the lawn or driveway to extend it. Extension heights range from 11 to 19.\n\nSo.\n\nPROs:\n Very flexible in its uses.\n Not cumbersome, despite its weight.\n Well thought-out design (with one notable exception), with Rock Locks, Palm Buttons, Feet, wheels.\n Easy to adjust on the fly, especially when adjusting heights a s step ladder.\n Lifetime warranty.\n\nCONs:\n Misadvertised as having the ability to perform scaffolding work. You MUST buy not only a work platform, but also the trestle themselves. Thats not ready-to-use as a scaffold system, by any means.\n Price point: On sale this is a good deal. But the day in, day out price is much higher than the comparable Werner.\n For a more petite person, the weight may be a concern.\n Questionable customer service: contacted customer support about the trestle issue, never even got a courtesy reply. Makes me wonder what will happen if I need them to cover their product under warranty.\n\nOver all, if you do not need this for scaffolding, it is a nice ladder and can help free up some space in your garage. It is well made, has numerous uses and configurations, and is simple enough to use.\n\nI rated it a 3. It is probably a 4 based on its general usage, but due to advertising scaffolding and then making you buy extra parts to use it for..scaffolding.thats nonsense. Plus I never heard back from their customer support. To be a 5, the price has to be a little better and they need to include the scaffolding part or just stop advertising it as such. NOTE: I have seen some later advertisements where they now note the need for additional parts.","Product: Save energy and money with the ultra brite motion-activated LED light from GE. This Motion-Sensing night light automatically turns on when motion is sensed, up to 25 feet away, and turns off after 90 seconds of no activity. The light's Motion-Sensing and light-sensing technology means no wasted light, helping to keep your energy bills low by using just pennies worth of electricity per year. The energy-efficient GE ultra brite motion-activated LED light features 40-lumen, long-life LED bulbs that stay white and bright, while always being cool to the touch. This light is intended for indoor use and will only operate in low-light conditions. This product is UL listed and backed by a limited-lifetime warranty.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Let there be light....\n\nReview: I really like this light. I use it in a fairly large kitchen (about 22 x 17, opening onto an 11 x 10 pantry/desk area). The movement sensor, which is on the front, works very well. It picks up movement on a pretty wide peripheral (appears to be at least 80 degrees each way in my case). The light stays on for about a minute and a half. Although it is LED, it has a warm white hue to it (like a typical incandescent bulb). The light turns on when the movement is about 20 feet away, so I'd say it works as advertised.\n\nThe light sensor is on the bottom and works well. I found it works best in a completely open area. It also works behind objects, wood chairs and so on, but if it is in the shadow of a larger object, such as a large piece of pottery or a large upholstered chair, it trips too early in the day (before dark) as shadows are cast from these larger objects.\n\nIt illuminates the room well enough to be able to walk, see objects, etc. I think this would be too bright if you intend to use it for minimal light in a bathroom, etc.\n\nAs far as the finish, there's no mistaking this for brushed nickel. I mean, it looks a little brushed nickel but has more of a shine to it, looking more like a steel than nickel. It is nice enough looking though.\n\nIt is large, at 3\" w by 3 3/4\" high, a bit larger than most \"night lights\". It is best used in the top outlet of a typical duplex outlet. if you plug it in the bottom outlet, it will cover the top outlet as well. It does not swivel, so if you plug it in an outlet that is landscape orientation (side by side) as opposed to portrait (top and bottom), the night light will be positioned sideways.\n\nOverall, it is something I would get again. It provides ample light, works well and isn't overly sensitive. It might be nice if the time could be adjusted to shut off or stay on shorter/longer.","Product: LEVITON Decora 1-pole and 3-way universal rocker/slide dimmer with color change kit, 120 Volts, 600 watts.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Works Well, Includes Extra Colors!\n\nReview: This is a nice \"Decora\" style rocker switch with dimmer. It installs easily, everything is marked/labeled, and it includes extra colors. It comes with a white switch attached and the box includes an ivory and almond switch as well. No cover plate is included, so regardless of which of the three colors you use, you need a cover plate. Keep in mind colors/shades vary from manufacturer to manufacturer, so you probably want a Leviton plate to be safe.\n\nThis product operates/dims a single or three way switch, and operates with incandescent, CFL, or LED, which is nice.\n\nI used it on some recessed LEDs and it works well. Please not that when you turn it on with LEDs, the lights first come on at their highest brightness. I have used this product on incandescent and the lights come on at the level at which the dimmer is set.\n\nThis is a decently-prcied solution for dimming LEDs, particularly on a 3 way switch.","Product: This First Alert SC9120B Hardwired Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detector includes a 9-volt battery backup that continues to protect you in the event of a power failure. The alarm features electrochemical CO sensing technology, an ionization sensor for smoke detection, and an 85-decibel alarm. One button silences any nuisance alarms, and also tests detector functions, while lights indicate if the alarm detects smoke or carbon monoxide. The latching alarm indicator automatically identifies which unit initiated the alarm, even after the conditions that set off the alarm have subsided. And an end-of-life signal enhances your safety by letting you know when it's time to replace the unit. Easliy connect it to compatible BRK or First Alert alarms within a single-family residence; connecting will sound all the alarms together.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Little Peace Of Mind For Not Too Much Cost\n\nReview: These tend to work very well and are not too hard to install, although if this is a new wiring installation, you will need a wire that runs to all the detectors, so they can communicate.\n\nIf this is a replacement it is a breeze. The new detector comes with the detector, mounting trim, new wire set, dust bonnet, and battery (the batteries shipped in my order were Duracells on the SC9120BFF and Eveready on the smoke only models).\n\nTo replace:, simply:\n1. Unscrew the old detector\n2. Unplug the connector.\n3, Unscrew the old trim piece (loosen screws just enough to remove plate).\nNOTE: You can leave the old trim plate but it may have yellowed over the years.\n\nInstall new detector:\n1. Install the new trim plate.\n2. Mark installation date on back on new detector,\n3. Connect wire plug (back of detector is labeled to show you which side goes where (black ,orange, white wires).\n4. Screw on new detector.\n5. Remove battery seal.\n6. TEST after installing all your detectors to make sure they communicate.\n\nThese should be changed once every 10 years, as First Alert now makes these to last as long as their smoke units.","Product: The Wheel Master 4D is a balanced dual measuring wheel designed for professionals. It is easy to use, lightweight and telescopes down to half size for convenient transport and storage. Well-built and ergonomically designed, it will give you dependable, accurate results you can count on for years to come. Its compact size is great for real estate pros, appraisers, surveyors, law enforcement, facility engineers, flooring specialists, insurance agents, adjusters, decorators, painters, roofers, DIYers\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Pop A Wheelie! Nice Product.\n\nReview: Nothing to dislike about this measuring wheel. It is lightweight, collapses down for easy portability and storage, and works well. This wheelie measures 42 tall extended, counting wheels, and about 19 collapsed, again counting wheels. It is about 6 wide at the wheels. So it is highly portable, and stores easily just about anywhere in a car, shop, or garage. It also has a nylon handle hanging from its plastic handle so you can hang it on a pegboard, wall, etc.\n\nIt has a lightweight shaft which telescopes up on three rod portions, and locks/releases with two plastic tabs.\n\nIt measures in inches and has a four position analog counter (hundreds, tens, and ones for feet, and inches). It seems to be pretty accurate based on some measurements I have made outdoors and in my house. Compared to a metal measuring tape, I have found it to come up about the same (I say about as the wheels smallest whole measurement is one inch). The wheels have a hard rubber tread on them which wipes down easily.\n\nWhile the true starting point/wheel radius is something you need to consider if you want a perfect measurement, it is not much different than doing an end to end measurement with a tape, where you have to factor in the length of the tape housing to get your total. One reviewer did the leg work for the rest of us who own or buy the product, and found out the starting point is the axle, 2 from where you start., so for those needing real accuracy, add 2 to the displayed measurement.\n\nOverall a really nice product.","Product: Decorative garage door accents are the easy-to-use home decor that transform your basic door into a more stylish, carriage door-without fancy installation. These decorative door accents are magnetic, made with powerful magnets that attach firmly to your steel garage door for an instant update to your home. With the same effort as placing a magnet on the refrigerator, these durable designs instantly create the look and feel of a classic carriage door, showing off your style without compromising your garage door warranty. They are made of durable, UV-resistant plastic, so they hold up well over time without loosing their color. Each all-season set comes with 4 hinges and 2 handles to create a variety of classic and charming looks for your door instantly and easily.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Great Looking, Simulated Metal Hingles\n\nReview: These are decent enough for the price. From any distance you cannot tell they are not actually installed on your garage door.\n\nA few notes. While these look like metal hinges they are PLASTIC. So if you specifically want metal, these are not. You cannot tell my look, but one touch and obviously they are plastic.\n\nAlthough they are magnetic, that means there are small circular magnets (3 in hinges, 2 in handles) in the back of these. So if you are applying these to a raised panel door, you may need to compromise where you want to put them with where the contours of your door fall.\n\nFor the price, you cannot go wrong. As long as my magnets stay in I will be more than happy.","Product: This 12-pack of First Alert SC9120B Hardwired Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Detectors includes 9-volt battery backups that continue to protect you in the event of a power failure. The detectors feature electrochemical CO sensing technology, ionization sensors for smoke detection, and 85-decibel alarms. One button silences any nuisance alarms, and also tests detector functions, while lights indicate if the alarm detects smoke or carbon monoxide. The latching alarm indicator automatically identifies which unit initiated the alarm, even after the conditions that set off the alarm have subsided. And an end-of-life signal enhances your safety by letting you know when it's time to replace the unit. Easliy connect them to compatible BRK or First Alert alarms within a single-family residence; connecting will sound all the alarms together.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: A Little Peace Of Mind For Not Too Much Cost\n\nReview: These tend to work very well and are not too hard to install, although if this is a new wiring installation, you will need a wire that runs to all the detectors, so they can communicate.\n\nIf this is a replacement it is a breeze. The new detector comes with the detector, mounting trim, new wire set, dust bonnet, and battery (the batteries shipped in my order were Duracells on the SC9120BFF and Eveready on the smoke only models).\n\nTo replace:, simply:\n1. Unscrew the old detector\n2. Unplug the connector.\n3, Unscrew the old trim piece (loosen screws just enough to remove plate).\nNOTE: You can leave the old trim plate but it may have yellowed over the years.\n\nInstall new detector:\n1. Install the new trim plate.\n2. Mark installation date on back on new detector,\n3. Connect wire plug (back of detector is labeled to show you which side goes where (black ,orange, white wires).\n4. Screw on new detector.\n5. Remove battery seal.\n6. TEST after installing all your detectors to make sure they communicate.\n\nThese should be changed once every 10 years, as First Alert now makes these to last as long as their smoke units.","Product: Control lighting and other appliances from anywhere with the Kasa Smart Wi-Fi Plug. Schedule connected devices turn on when you get home, then power down when you go to sleep. Control each outlet individually or as one, set schedules or scenes, even use voice commands with Amazon Alexa, Google Assistant, or Microsoft Cortana.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Smartest Thing I ever Bought.\n\nReview: One of my \"smartest\" purchases ever. I bought my first HS100 around Thanksgiving 2017. I got two for $5 each, as bundles with my Echo and Echo Dot. I just added a 3rd (an HS110) for under $20.\n\nThey are a breeze to set up. just plug in and wait for the light to go from amber to green. Go to setting on your phone and join the TP Kaza wifi (temporary for the setup), and let it prompt you to connect to your home wifi. From there, use the phone app to manage the devices, create schedules, groups of devices, and of course, turn things on or off with Alexa.\n\nYou can use the Kaza app to set up schedules. I use these on lamps and the Christmas tree, etc.\n\nOne great thing - these are actually smart - they know if they are off or on. This differs from a simple time which just turns itself back and forth to on and off, without controlling the actual flow of electricity to the timer. The Kasaoutlet \"knows\" if it is on or off, so for example if you ask Alexa to turn off the lamp and the Kasa outlet is already off, it will do nothing. You won't get out of sync with on being off and off being on.\n\nScheduling is a breeze, and much easier to do from a smartphone than having to go to an outlet timer, bend down, play with settings, etc. You can schedule on and off functions individual on different days, or set a timer to turn off in say 30 minutes, or set an away schedule to randomly turn lights on to give the appearance you are home.\n\nOf course, you can use the app to turn things on and off when you are away from home too. You can also override the schedule with simple commands like \"Alexa turn on the den lamp\".\n\nIf you prefer a smaller plug, TP-Link does make a smaller version.\n\nCoverage seems very good. I have some of these on different floors than my router, and about 60-70 feet away with no issue at all.\n\nA couple of notes:\n\n1. These are good size, so in a duplex outlet it is bets to plug it in the top outlet so the bottom outlet remains accessible. I see people complain that the Kasa blocks the whole duplex outlet. I guess it could in some cases, depending how your outlet is mounted, or it what you want to plug into the other outlet is large. In general though, plug into the top outlet on a duplex, and you are good to go.\n\n2. These are grounded and have 3 prongs so if you have an old style outlet, that's an issue.\n\nThe HS110 comes with \"energy monitoring\" which the HS100 does not. The HS100 still shows you hours of usage, averages, etc.so I would go with whichever is the best price on the day you buy it.","Product: Control your lights, ceiling fans, and other fixtures from anywhere with the Kasa Smart Wi-Fi Light Switch. The smart switch replaces any standard light switch, and connects to your home Wi-Fi in no time through the free Kasa app. Kasa also lets you manage connected fixtures with your smartphone or tablet, including setting schedules, timers and countdowns. For added convenience, you can use your voice to control when paired with Amazon Alexa, Google assistant and Microsoft cortana.\n\nRating: 3.0\n\nSummary: Good Brand, Limited Installation (MUST Have Nuetral Wire), Mine was Defective\n\nReview: STOP! Before you buy this switch make absolutely sure the place you want to install it has a NEUTRAL wire. This does not mean a \"white\" wire. You will often find in older homes, your switch can have just 3 wires, load, live and ground. This will often be black, white, and green.\n\nWhen you take the HS200 out of the box you will see it has FOUR wires: 2 black, 1 white, 1 green. The 2 black wires act as live and load, and while interchangeable on the switch, you CANNOT connect both blacks from the switch to the single black wire in your box. No matter what anyone tells you, please DO NOT try to override this configuration by wiring your TP-Link neutral (white) to a green ground wire.\n\nThis switch is decent overall, however I think TP-Link needs to do a better job of conveying this issue up front. True, they do state clearly you need a neutral wire, but frankly, how many DIYers know what that is? They see black (or red) and white and think \"live and neutral\".\n\nNow, for me I knew that I did not have the neutral wire where I initially wanted to install this switch. But I love TP-Link WiFi outlets so I really wanted to try this. I installed it in a part of my home which is newer and has the required neutral. The installation is just as simple as any conventional switch. The box includes the needed wire capes and a matching wall plate. You can use this snap on plate for a very finished look, or use your exiting \"Decora\" plate. I went with the included plate as it was new, so new looking, and had no screws, etc.\n\nUsing the Kasa app on my phone it was easy to set up the switch. The issue I ran into is the switch would not always work manually, so I don't know if it was defective. It did function fine by schedule or Alexa commands, but if we happened to press it, sometimes it was fine and sometimes we had to hit it 4-5 times, so I think it was mechanically defective.\n\nI give the concept a 5, the design a 3 because they do not account for the majority of homes which likely have just live/load/ground switches, and a 2 in my case because it had to go back, being defective.\n\n.","Product: Super Duper 4 Kid Play Tent\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Nice quality tent at a very nice price\n\nReview: This is a nice product.\n\nSET UP:\nThis product is easy to set up, and should take maybe 10 minutes. It DOES NOT come with any instructions. It should, especially for someone who has never set up a tent before. If you haven't ever done so, it would be best to refer to the photo on the box. Basically, set up consists of laying the tent flat on the floor, assembling the two shock cord poles (screw each of them together by tightening the pole pieces into the attached couplers, and then thread each of the two poles through one set of loops. The loops run from each of the four bottom corners of the tent, up to the roof, and back down to the opposite corner. There are ties at the roof top to fasten the top of the tent to the poles as well.\n\nWe bought the tent for our 8 year old and she loves it.\n\nDESIGN:\nThe tent is colorful. It is the size that is advertise, slightly under 5' by 5', and around 4' high in the center. One of the four walls has no openings. Make this your back wall if you want to place the tent against a wall. One wall has a full zippered opening (best access point for large adults). The other two walls each have a round opening and a \"door\" which can be draped and fastened over the opening, or rolled up and fastened for entrance. An adult who is not real big can use these holes too (small frame). Inside the tent is roomy. I am a average height for a man and about 210 lbs, and I sat in the tent with my 8 year old and there's still room for a couple more kids, teenagers, etc. Usually, its my 8 year old, her 13 and 21 year old sisters and 16 year old brother. So it will easily hold a few kids. The tent has a plastic floor, which seems durable. it is not too flimsy, but it is also not an extremely heavy gauge. Again, it's a play tent. The roof is mostly mesh, which allows for some privacy for the kids playing in the tent, but still lets parents supervise them. It also provides air flow and lets hot air rise up and out.\n\nUSE:\nThis tent is very roomy, just allow space in your home for it. 5x5 is a fair amount of space. But it's nice because it allows for adults or older siblings to fit in the tent and play with their kids/younger siblings. It is advertised as an indoor/outdoor tent . You absolutely can use it indoors. As for outdoors, I would note two things: Typically you tether an outdoor tent, even a small one, with cords and stakes. There are loops, etc. on this tent to do that, but you would need to supply your own cords and stakes. The other thing is, as mentioned above, the upper portion of the roof is a \"mesh\" weave. If it was raining to any degree, the water would enter.\n\nOverall, this tent is a great price, the set up is quick, and it seems sturdy enough. I think it is high enough quality to hold up to some rough housing, but of course if kids jump on it, then can break parts or knock it over. It is a nice size. My kids love it. They sit in it at night and play cards and \"camp out\" with a lantern and some snacks.\n\nI really don't think you can go wrong with this tent, especially since it costs no more than a couple of DVD movies.\n\nI would have given it 5 stars, but gave it 4, as selling any product that requires assembly without instructions is nonsense. While it is easy, especially if you've assembled tents, the maker should include directions for the novice.","Product: 12\" Santa's Secret Elves are on a secret mission for Santa. Celebrate the holiday season with these cute impish elves. Their secret story is available on our website home page. Anyone can learn their secret...and how to write in Santa Secret Elf language. Bring the elf out every holiday season for fun and games.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: We Are Santa's Elves!\n\nReview: If you are in the market for an \"elf on the shelf\" or Santa's \"secret elves\", this pair made by Fiesta is a great buy. They do not come with any Elf On The Shelf story, so if you are looking for that experience, you may want to go with the product that is accompanied by a book.\n\nThese two elves are adorable though. They are plush and are both just shy of a foot from top to bottom. They are NOT pose-able, however, like any plush toy, may be propped up against other items to \"stand.\" They are also stuffed well enough to \"sit\" on their own.\n\nYou get two elves in the set, a girl and a boy. They have nice detail and are soft and cuddly if used as a toy. They are soft and do not have any real small parts on them. Each has a jacket which is removable, and closes in the back with Velcro.\n\nWe do not use our elves as toys since they are magic.\n\nThey appear around Christmas time, right around when we begin to set up our decorations. Their job is to watch our children and report back to Santa. They may not be touched, as this prevents their \"magic\", which is that they become animated at night while everyone sleeps. They tend to get into all sorts of mischief, from going into the cupboard for snacks or sugar (to make their favorite drink, sugar water), to leaving notes for our youngest, to watching TV and playing video games, and some times , alas, they \"TP\" some of the rooms in the house. After Christmas, the elves return to the North Pole.\n\nThe price for these elves can range greatly, particularly during the height of the Christmas season. We got two so we'd have a boy and a girl, and two elves can help each other get into mischief that maybe one elf cannot alone. The price for two was only about $5 more than one elf. At the time (right around Thanksgiving) we paid just under $20. Again this will vary based on season. I do think I've consistently seen that the price on Amazon is always the best, and often significantly less than some other retailers.\n\nIf you are looking to start a nice Christmas tradition, or just for a cuddly Christmas toy for a youngster, these are really nice.","Product: Hasbro Word Games - Scrabble - Item: HSB37719\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Decent quality board and pieces\n\nReview: This is a decent quality game. The tiles and wood trays are all smooth. The tiles are finished while the trays are unfinished. The board comes folded in half and opens flat. It is the same \"cardboard\" type of board used on many board games. It appears to be of good quality and should last a reasonable amount of time.\n\nThe bag for storing the tiles is plastic. it is a heavy plastic, gray so you can't see the tiles in it as you pick them, etc. I would have preferred some sort of nylon or cloth bag that could be pulled closed with a drawstring. I ended up putting a piece of Velcro on this one, as once you open it, there is no closure, no zip, etc. I will probably switch to a cloth bag of some sort when I get a chance.\n\nThe board colors, scoring options, and numbers of each letter are consistent with the game we grew up with as kids.\n\nThe instructions/rules are included but are printed on the inside of the box cover. While this means you can't misplace them, it also means you sometimes need to pass around the cover if someone wants to see the rules.\n\nThis is your basic Scrabble game, no lazy susan to turn the board, and no clips to snap tiles in place, etc.\n\nOverall, the game is good if you want to buy or replace a traditional Scrabble set.","Product: Grab your Bash Ball and get ready to slam it! This flexible sports ball has 3 handy holes so you can grip it and whip it in dodgeball, volleyball or other games. Go for the dunk if you're playing basketball, or drop-kick it in a soccer game! Play all your favorite sports at another level with your Bash Ball! Nerf and all related characters are trademarks of Hasbro.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Nerf Bash Is A Blast!\n\nReview: First off, this ball is NOT made of spongy, soft Nerf material and if you throw it around indoors, it will be able to cause damage and knock over objects. That said -\nMy kids love this ball! It is essentially a dense foam ball, lightweight enough to throw around and kick, with multiple cutouts so you can catch it or easily grip it. It is dense enough so that it will hurt through, if you are hit by it in the face, head or other sensitive areas.\n\nAs far as size and functionality, it is approximately the same size as a Size 4 soccer ball. Again, it is foam, so while you can kick it and throw it, or hit it like a volleyball, it does not bounce like an air-filled or rubber ball. The ball is not overly slippery, but the finish is smooth enough to make cleanup simple by just wiping/washing it off.\n\nWe have also let our dog play with it with the kids. He is a 100 pound Golden Retriever who typically chews through anything. I have no doubt were he left alone with the ball, he would tear off the outer coating and rip up the ball. He often plays with an underinflated soccer ball when he plays soccer in the yard with the kids. He loves this ball as he can pick it up in his mouth, using the cutouts. Although he has left some minor indents in it from his teeth, he has caused no real damage to the ball yet.\n\nI think most kids would find the ball fun to play with, particularly younger kids with smaller hands, who maybe want to play with the big kids, but cant grip a normal ball (with no cut outs) as easily. This design makes it easy for the younger kids to participate in a game of dodgeball.\n\nIt is inexpensive and a lot of fun!","Product: The LeapFrog Activity Band is a children's activity band that encourages physical activity through fun challenges. Kids run, jump and play to earn rewards and power a customizable pet pal that lives on the band.\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: LeapBand - Giga-Pets With Exercise\n\nReview: My kids have grown up on LeapFrog toys. This one is kind of a departure from the norm, which are reading or learning oriented educational activity toys. I refer to it as Giga-Pets coupled with exercise, but don't mean that in a bad way. It has the entertainment value of Giga-Pets (feeding, caring for animated pets) with the benefits of encouraging some light exercise suitable for a small child.\n\nWhats in the box?\nThe LeapBand, a USB cable for charging (no AC adapter, just the cable), and a user guide.\n\nOut of the box, the LeapBand looks kind of like a watch, in that you wear it on the wrist. What is really is more of a fun-filled activity/fitness tracker for kids. I think LeapFrogs target audience is right at ages 4-7, although a mature 3 year old or 8-9 year old might enjoy it also. The screen is animated, however this toy is NOT touchscreen, so all controls, commands, etc. are managed through the buttons on the LeapBand or the LeapFrog Connect software.\n\nTo turn on the LeapBand you hold down the Activity Challenge button (top left on the LeapBand face) for about 10 seconds. Recharging the battery takes about 3-4 hours, but to LeapFrogs credit they ship the LeapBand with a partial charge (nothing worse than opening a toy for a child and telling them they need to wait to use it.) On a full charge, it will easily run 3 days with heavy use, and if its not used constantly, about 4 days.\n\nSet up is not complicated, and if youve used Leapfrog Connect on their website before, its a familiar process. Doing so allows you to set features on the LeapBand such as quiet times like evening, etc. You can also customize the activities you want to use. I did not run into any download issues using Windows 7 64-bit.\n\nThere are two modes for use. Move Mode, which is the default, and tracks child movement/activity, and Player Mode, where the child can access all the features of the LeapBand games. Aside from actual use, there are three other modes, Quiet Time, School Time and Night Time. You can enter Quiet Time right from the LeapBand or LeapFrog Connect. For School Time and Night Time, you need to use LeapFrog Connect. Whats the difference among the modes? For Quiet Time, you get a monkey face on the display, and no audio, animated display, activity tracking, or games. School Time and Night Time are identical to each other in how they work (no audio, animated display or games) for different blocks of time and days. In these modes it functions as a digital watch. Basically, Quiet time doesnt track your childs activity, and the other two modes do.\n\nHow do you play? At start up, your child picks a pet. You unlock a new pet as you complete activities. (Giga-Pet, anyone?) There are 8 pets in total. You must wait four days to unlock each new pet. As you play through the LeapBand challenges, you perform activities to earn joules. Activities are entertaining but easy enough for a young child to perform. Swim like a fish with a wish! or Leap like a frog!\n\nWhy do you want Joules? Joules let you care for your pets. You have to feed your pet, etc. Joules can also be used to power up in a companion app named Petathlon Game. Petathlon Games runs on iOS or Android, or on a LeapPad Tablet if you have one.\n\nThe activities are easy enough. There are a fair number of challenges (14) on the device, and you can use LeapFrog Connect to enable 36 more, for a total of 50. These are free to enable.\n\nAs I mentioned at the start of this review, this is more of an entertainment toy than an education toy. I think it is fun for the intended age group and there is enough there to keep a child engaged for a reasonable amount of time.\n\nIf you have more than one child, this is, unfortunately, a one person product. The kids can share it of course, but there is not a two person mode, so it tracks all data for one person.\n\nI think this is a fun toy, and entertaining enough. It is reasonably-priced, and enjoyable.","Product: The Radio Flyer 2-in-1 Journey WagonTM comes equipped with 4 cup holders, seatbelts, extra large under seat storage and versatile seat backs that fold up or down creating two wagons in one. Perfect for everyday trips around the neighborhood, this wagon also features 8.5\" Dura-Tred tires for a smooth ride and a fold-over handle for easy storage. This wagon combines durability, comfort and safety to provide endless family fun.\n\nRating: 5.0\n\nSummary: Very Nice Wagon For Toddlers, And Doubles For Light Yard Work\n\nReview: Up front, let me just say: assembly required! I mention that only for people who want to do absolutely no assembly. However, putting this together takes all of 15-20 minutes with (not included) a Phillips head screwdriver and a mallet/hammer. The box includes all parts and easy-to-follow assembly directions.\n\nUnlike the old Radio Flyer metal wagons some of us may remember, the Journey wagon is largely plastic, the axles and fastening hardware being the only metal components. Being plastic, it is fairly light (20 pounds or so). Nonetheless, it is rated for up to 200 pounds. The wagon is about 39 long and just under 18 wide. Toddlers should fit in it comfortably.\n\nAlso unlike the old wagons, this one is loaded and looks like it was designed with minivan features. It has several cup holders, and a drop down bottom, which provides leg room for little legs, and a storage compartment under the rear (forward facing) seat.\nThere are two fold up seat backs. When raised, these reveal a seat belt for each seat. The seats face each other, so one child would be facing forward, one backward. There is a cup holder for each seat. On the front of the wagon, there are two more cup holders, on either side of the handle.\n\nWith the seats down, the wagon interior is flat so mom or dad can use the wagon in the garden, and the floor, and more importantly, the seats, would stay clean, unless you are carting loose dirt or mulch!\n\nThe handle is a comfortable length, so it is easy to pull the wagon while walking. The handle also folds into the wagon when not in use.\n\nThe wheels work well on blacktop, sidewalks and grass. This is a good all-around wagon.","Product: Unusual book\n\nRating: 4.0\n\nSummary: Continues where the other Artemis Fowl books leave off!\n\nReview: This series is a good introduction to sci fi thrillers for the younger reader. And anything that gets them to read and not drain their brain in front of the TV or video game is a plus.\n\nThis book reads easy but not too simple so it will keep their interest. Probably better suited for a boy than girl, as it continues with a steady diet of flatulence humor, as did its predecessor.\n\nThis story surrounds Opal Koboi. It involves clones, high tech gadgets, and takes the young reader on a journey of Fowl after his mind has been erased of memories of faries and the such.\n\nIf your child liked the first books, he will enjoy this one as well."],"string":"[\n \"Product: For centuries, the luxury of French-milled soaps has remained the gold standard of excellence. Each time you begin to lather a French made soap, you enter a time and place where quality and craftsmanship have stood still. Traditional French soap is triple-milled to produce a completely uniform and smooth soap, without impurities, thus lasting longer. Every bar of Pre de Provence soap is not only carefully made today by the dedicated soapmakers in Provence following their proud traditions, but quad-milled to be smoother and have a richer lather to create our luxurious feel. Using all pure, natural ingredients enriched with shea butter, you can feel the difference of our unique quad-milling process. Aromatic fragrances transport you to a moment of calmness, vitality, dreamin or well-being. This 150 Gram bar is a great value, the fragrance maintains until the soap is all used up. The soap creates a rich, creamy lather and rinses clean, leaving skin soft and hydrated.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice \\\"Luxury\\\" Bar of Soap\\n\\nReview: I am not one to get excited about a bar of soap. Generally I am fine with Ivory, Dove, Dial etc. This is more of an indulgence product, where you want to wash your face or skin with something more soothing or less harsh on your skin. It is about $6.75 a bar as of this writing, It weighs a little over 1/2 a pound (250 grams).\\n\\nI tried both the lemongrass bar and the rose petal bar. The lemongrass scent, and smells light and lemony. It does lather up very nicely, and leaves you feeling smooth, not slippery or oily afterward. The rose petal bar smells about what you would expect, so if you do not like that pungent smell of roses, you might not be crazy about that bar.\\n\\nThe ingredient list is as follows; all varieties include the following:\\nSodium Palmate, Sodium Palm Kemelate, Water, Perfume, Glycerin, Shea Butter, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tetrasodium Etidronate, and Sodium.\\nChloride.\\n\\nThe Lemongrass soap also includes Palm Kernel Acid, Verbena Leaf, Rosemary Extract, Sunflower Seed Oil, and CI 11680. CI 11680 is another way of listing the color, which is alkso sometimes referred to as one of the following: A- (O-NITRO-P-TOLYLAZO) ACETOACETANILIDE; HANSA YELLOW G; YELLOW 401; YELLOW NO. 401.\\n\\nThe rose petal bar includes:\\n Rose Petals, Sodium Hydroxyde, Rosemary Extract, Sunflower Seed Oil, CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499. As with its lemongrass cousin, the ingredients at the tail end of the rose petal bar are just clever ways to list the coloring. I guess that sounds better than listing you have a dye #, when your main ingredients are organic this and that.\\n\\nOverall, it is a nice bar of soap for placing by a tub or sink in a nice dish. It displays well and has a nice embossed logo. And it does smell and feel good.\",\n \"Product: Experience the classic feel of Fender no matter what guitar or bass you play. Fender picks provide comfort and high-performance flexibility for every performer, with a variety of sizes, shapes and thicknesses to suit the playing styles and preferences of every guitarist. Celluloid is a premier pick material and the cornerstone of the Fender pick collection for decades. Celulloid picks give the traditional feel and a warm, round musical tone. The traditional 351 shape, our most popular pick design, is a perfect accessory for players of versatile styles and techniques.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great picks. . . .and I'm picky!\\n\\nReview: These are fantastic guitar picks. I use several brands of picks depending on the guitar I am using and the music being played. I prefer a heavy pick, which these are. Sound wise, I find these create a nice tone - warm and clean - when playing electric guitar. Yes, to an extent, a pick is a pick, but some cheaply made picks will not hold up very long or can be somewhat scratching on strings or slip easily.\\n\\nAs far as handling, I usually like something with a grip, so I like a Planet Waves or Dunlop Tortex with a textured surface on the sides to prevent slipping. The Fender 351 Heavy does not have a grip, however it is made of celluloid so it does not tend to become too slippery during use.\\n\\nThe Fender 351 is also very durable. I have been using the same 2 picks for months now. I tend to change these not because they wear down, but because I occasionally lose them. I do find that the medium gauge picks do wear down more quickly.\\n\\nDue to the colorful \\\"confetti\\\" design they are hard to misplace and not spot, so that doesn't happen too often.\\n\\nThese are priced righted on Amazon and available in packs of 12.\",\n \"Product: World Tour's Deluxe 20mm Series of Guitar Gig Bags are their top-of-the-line, professional quality bags designed and built for the rigors of the road. The bags feature 20mm of high density padding on all sides, covered with a water resistant, PVC backed Cordura exterior material and fine scratch-proof Cordura interior. Other features include- gusseted triple pocket storage, traditional handle, rear handle and back-pack style transport attachment, interior neck tuner and bridge patches to prevent tearing, heavy-duty 10mm zippers with oversize pulls, rubber base feet and a 5 Year Warranty.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice soft gig bag for the price!\\n\\nReview: This gig bag is priced very reasonably. This bag is advertised at 20mm padding, which equates to a tad over 3/4 of an inch. In this price range, competing products typically have 10mm of padding, or about half as thick what this bag has.\\n\\nJust a cosmetic note: although the bag is black, the trim on the storage pocket is an \\\"almost pink\\\" shade of burgundy, so this bag is better suited for a girl than a boy, something good to know if you plan this as a gift for a child or teen.\\n\\nThe bag is designed in the general shape of an acoustic guitar. It is a good size, with interior dimensions of approximately 40.5\\\" long by 16\\\" wide by 4\\\" deep, easily fitting a full size dreadnought acoustic guitar. I have a Takamine S35 acoustic, which fits neatly in the bag. The bag is constructed of nylon Cordura material lined with PVC. Like the exterior, the interior is made of Cordura. As such it is water resistant - resistant, not water proof!\\n\\nThis is a gig bag, meaning it is a soft-shell bag. It It will provide light protection for your acoustic guitar, but please keep in mind the tops of acoustics are made of soft wood like spruce, so don't expect to be able to toss, step on, or abuse this bag while the guitar is in it. It provides nice general protection from the elements and minor bumps while transporting your instrument. If you anticipate rough handling or leave your instrument out in the open, like in backstage areas, school hallways or music rooms, etc. then consider a hard-shell case for increased protection.\\n\\nOther things to know about this product: The bag is lightweight, weighing less than 4 pounds. The zippers are heavy duty, approximately 5/16\\\" in width. The bag also has a storage area (small zippered pocket atop a large zippered pocket) which can hold some music books, strings, picks, etc.\\n\\nAs far as handling, the bag has a traditional side handle for carrying as well as two back-pack style straps for wearing it on your back. The straps are comfortable, being nicely padded and adjustable. It would have been fantastic had the case allowed for the use of a clip-on nylon strap to carry the bag over your shoulder, but it doesn't. That's the only design flaw, a very minor one, on this product. The bag also has rubber feet at the base.\\n\\nThe bag comes with a 5 year warranty. So if you are in the market for a gig bag, you cannot go wrong with the World Tour WG20D for the price!\",\n \"Product: SV-130 Violin Outfit 4/4 Size. Saga has always been a pioneer when it comes to making quality violins to meet the demands of the growing student market. While focusing primarily on quality and value to meet a specific price point, the new SV-130 Cremona Premier Novice Series violin was developed. It is important for a student to get fast results with a first instrument. In order for that to happen, the string height and tension has to be such that it is not painful to play, and likewise, the body has to be sufficiently resonant that it produces a rich and satisfying tone. The Cremona SV-130 satisfies both of these requirements. Whether the student is in the earliest stages of the learning process, or well on the way to more advanced training, these violins will perform well beyond the expectation. Now ships with high quality D'Addario Prelude strings. Includes bow and plush-lined case. Available in 1/4 through 4/4 sizes (select from dropdown menu).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Own A Great Student Violin At A \\\"Rental Price\\\"\\n\\nReview: Before going any further...this is a student violin. It is not made for professional use, just school classes, practice and school concerts. Some people review these comparing them to higher end products.\\n\\nHere is what I look for in a student violin:\\n* The ability to tune the instrument and have it hold its tune.\\n* Basic quality: it need not be a one piece back or have flaming on the finish. Just the appropriate woods and materials used to make the violin.\\n* Price: I prefer to own my instruments as opposed to rent them, provided I can find something in the price range of a rental or not too much more, figuring I can probably resell the instrument when it is no longer needed.\\n* Proper shop adjustment (Note: you will need to seat the bridge! Violins typically do not ship with their bridge in place).\\n\\nWhy did I buy a Cremona? I have owned several student violins before, with this being my first Cremona purchase. My prior purchases were a `no name' brand which I believe may no longer be manufactured (were it, I'd still be buying that brand). My other violins are all full size (4/4), however, my youngest child needed a size. Again, I prefer to own as opposed to rent, so I went shopping locally and on-line. I looked at several brand names and found only a couple in this price range.\\n\\nHere is what's included with the Cremona SV-130:\\n* violin with spruce top, maple back and sides, ebony tuning pegs, fingerboard and chin rest, and alloy tailpiece. The violin finish is slightly more brown and less orangey than most violins.\\n* Bow made of Horsehair and Brazilwood and ebony frog (What's a frog? The little piece near where you hold the bow which is used to adjust the bow tension).\\n* Lightweight violin case sized for a violin. It is black material on the outside and dark green velour on the inside. It has two bow holders, an inside compartment, and an outside zippered pocket.\\n* Rosin.\\n\\nHere's what's good, bad, or otherwise worth noting about the Cremona Sv-130:\\nIt is a very nice violin for the price. It is of decent quality and arrived with the bridge securely packed and the tailpiece protected. There was appropriate tension on the strings. This is very important as you do not want the soundpost to fall during shipping.\\n\\nIt was easy to tune and you should be able to put the bridge into place on your own, with a little reading on the internet. This is a 5 minute job, just note how the strings fit atop the bridge and where the bridge sits in relation to the f-holes and soundpost.\\n\\nThe pegs fit well and do not slip out of tune, and the fingerboard and tailpiece are fine for this level of play.\\n\\nThe strings are just OK and you may want to change them, but if this is for a novice child, they will be fine for a while.\\n\\nThis bow is usable and the tension adjustment is fine, but again this is a student violin, so don't compare it to a high priced product. I found this bow took a good deal of priming with rosin. I attributed that to the Cremona rosin which isn't very good. I prepped the rosin by scratching it with sandpaper, but I ended up using rosin from my other violin. You must rosin a new violin bow! Otherwise you will get virtual silence when you try to run it across the strings. So be prepared to prime this bow 2 or 3 times the first couple of uses for several minutes each time, or get some decent rosin.\\n\\nThe case is your typical beginner case, no interior cloth to wipe down the instrument, but otherwise the interior is fine, sculpted to a instrument and including a strap to secure the neck. The outside of the case does not lock, just zipper, but this is common for beginner violins. One thing to note, the outside pocket does not really have enough room to hold a violin book and folder. You can wedge them in but then cannot zipper it fully. Not sure if this is because the case is slightly smaller than a 4/4 case (which it is) or if they skimped on the pocket.\\n\\nThat's about it - overall this is a decent, usable student violin - at probably half of what you would spend for something comparable from one of the other large student brand names, and about the same or less as one rental. Had the rosin been better, and the case pocket fit a basic violin book, I would have rated this product a 5.\",\n \"Product: The Sound Blaster R3 is the perfect YouTube starter kit for budding musicians and anyone who wants to have high quality recordings at home. It comes with an advanced recording interface and two high quality microphones for vocals and guitar.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Creative Labs Does It Again! The Sound Blaster R3 is....A Blast\\n\\nReview: I ordered the creative Labs R3 with some reservation. These passed soon after I connected it and heard the results off the microphones played back on my PC. Overall, great and for the price - simply incredible. The microphones alone make it worthwhile.\\n\\nOur family has a lot of musical instruments ranging from piano to drums to guitars (acoustic and electric) as well as saxes and violins. We use Garage Band to do some informal home recording, making use of the amps in our home plus a few random microphones.\\n\\nI wanted something to do some more advanced home recording, and I didn't think any of Creative's software products would be any better than garage Band, I think overall the whole R3 package is awesome. Feature for feature, I don't think R3 is any better than GB, however, and it's a huge however, I can use R3 easily on any of my Windows PCs, and it connects simply with a USB. No FireWire, no propriety hardware or software. Of course, if I do want to use the R3 on my Mac, I can do that as well. What's more, I was pleasantly surprised to find I could use the R3 but still do my production in Garage Band. So basically, the R3 is \\\"open\\\" and you can use it how you want on a number of platforms.\\n\\nSo, what's in the box?\\n* The R3 console which has a very small footprint, the size of a paperback book, more or less.\\n* A very nice full size dynamic microphone, the Sound Blaster DM-1\\n* A smaller mic (Sound Blaster IM-1) on a small gooseneck with a built-in clip to attach it to your acoustic guitar hole.\\n* USB to micro-USB cable for connectivity.\\n* 4 Pole analog cable (mobile in). This is if you want to connect to a mobile device.\\n* Quick Start and Warranty leaflets.\\n\\nWhat's not in the box? Software. You need to go to Creative Labs' website and download the appropriate Windows or Mac software: www.creative.com/support My user manual mentions an installation CD; there was none in my box. The website will provide various software that is necessary, or useful, with the R3. These include:\\n* Sound Blaster R3/A6U Control Panel\\n* Creative Smart Recorder\\n* Creative WaveStudio\\n* Creative Software AutoUpdate\\n* Creative System Information\\n* Creative Product Registration\\n\\nThe hardware specs for the product are fairly low: Windows Vista and up, Windows 7 or 8, 32 or 64 bit, and on the Mac side, OS X 10.6 or higher. You also need at least 1 GB of memory and more than 600 MB of free hard disk space. The product is NOT spec'd for XP, however I did connect it to my XP PC without any issue.\\n\\nNOTE: Like most audio software, when you install this, it will attempt to make itself the default audio playback device. Unless that's your preference, override this by going back and changing your audio settings later.\\n\\nI think you should read the software guides in order to gain an understanding of the control Panel and the software features. If you have used Garage Band or other home audio products, you will find many of the features intuitive.\\n\\nOh yes the two big knobs on the unit. One will de/increase reverb, and the other controls the volume.\\nYou can also use headphones if desired. While the unit is simple in form and footprint, it is fairly versatile.\\n\\nThe microphone sound is excellent on both mics. I played around with the mics on my drum set, which is an older Ludwig kit with melodic tom toms. Anyone who has recorded drums at home understands that, on cheap mics, drums can sound like tin cans and boxes. This is especially true of melodic tom toms, as they lack a resonant bottom head. These mics actually allowed me to record the drums with improved audio quality. Is it like miking each drum individually, no. But the sound is fairly good off the dynamic mic, and you can toy with the control panel to really clean it up.\\n\\nOne final note: This is a HOME audio unit, more for entertainment than pro use. Yes, you can yield really nice results with it using the software or other products, but this is not a replacement for a mixing board or any other pro level equipment.\\n\\nI would agree with other reviews. The product is nice, but the mic's make it. The software is very good, but others can do similar things. At this price point, for what this unit does, overall though...it is a great choice.\",\n \"Product: 4-pack of 1-1/2\\\" Large Cymbal Felts\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I \\\"Felt\\\" These Are Great\\n\\nReview: These are good quality felts. They are thick so they are much more suited as a top felt than a bottom felt, unless you are looking to put a thinner felt on the topside of the cymbal and perhaps mute the bell a bit more.\\n\\nThey are quite thick though, close to 1 1/2\\\" so make sure that is what you are looking for. I am using mine on 1970s Ludwig Atlas and Hercules stands which I think have a slightly longer neck, so I still have \\\"give\\\" in between the felt and wing nut.\\n\\nThese are much thicker (almost double) than the Zildjian felts being sold on Amazon. Not better or worse, just thicker, so that's all personal preference. They do compress a little, but are firm enough to give your cymbal the support you want, or the look and feel as a top felt.\\n\\nThey are black, or a dark enough gray to appear black all around the sides, with a lighter gray top and bottom.\\n\\nI actually cut some of these to use a slightly thinner size on the topside of my cymbals 1\\\", depending on cymbal size/weight. I use the cut bottoms, usually combined, as another 1\\\" felt on the bottoms. I prefer to allow for unrestrained movement of my babies, and I find a whole one of these hampers that every so slightly. It depends on personal preference, weight, bell size, etc.\\n\\nWhy cut them down, you may ask - why not just buy narrower ones? But I prefer this brand and density, and I tried the Zildjians but they were a bit narrower, cost more (I get 8 felts out of a pack of 4 of these) and were brown, and I prefer black.\",\n \"Product: The SC8MM are plastic sleeves that fit over an 8mm threaded cymbal post to protect cymbals. The protect cymbals from key holing.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Well-Made and Inexpensive - somewhat thick so they restrict some cymbals\\n\\nReview: These are well made and very well priced. They are accurately sized.\\n\\nMy issue with them is they are somewhat thick compared to others I have (Ludwig stock, Zildjian, and Pearl). So even though they fit the metal on the stand properly, their thickness somewhat restricts some cymbals. I have 7 Zildjian hollow logos from the 70s. These work well on my 20\\\" ride, 16\\\" and 14\\\" crashes. They tend to restrict movement on my others though (most noticeably my 18\\\" cymbals). These are all the same brand and era, and have similar bells, and non are keyholed.\\n\\nOn the cymbals on which they fit they are fine. They are inexpensive enough to take a chance, but your results may vary!\",\n \"Product: Eagle 5 gallon Type I red safety cans (UI50FS) are constructed of 24-gauge hot dipped galvanized steel, are the only deep drawn seamless can made, have a double interlock no-weld bottom seam, a baked on powder coat finish with a trilingual label, have a spring closing lid with neoprene gasket that vents at 5 psi internal pressure, have a non-sparking flame arrestor and pour spout and are 100 percent made in the USA. Eagle Manufacturing Company's 5 gallon, Type I red safety can (for flammable liquids) meets OSHA and NFPA Code 30 requirements and are UL and ULC listed and FM approved for safe handling and storage of gasoline and other flammable liquids (Accepted Under CARB).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: This Can Is A Gas....\\n\\nReview: Very good can. Metal is almost always preferable to a plastic can. It keeps out the light and keeps the gas better. You also avoid the most useless of all things - the \\\"environmentally safe\\\" nozzles. Anyone who has used those things finds they are difficult to use, sometimes even with two hands, and you often spill more gas than with a simple nozzle and cap.\\n\\nTwo things to keep in mind on this can.\\n1. It is 5 gallons so it's fairly large. This means, when full, it can be heavy for a smaller person.\\n2. It also can be hard to empty into a car since you can't turn it upside down at enough of an angle to empty the entire can. Pouring into a mower, snow blower, etc. is not a problem as you can angle it better. For cars, I found it easiest to remove the funnel and put the funnel in the car, then pour right from the can into the funnel, so you can lift he can higher and empty the can.\\n\\nThe yellow funnel can be a minor annoyance when refilling since you have to take it off to open the can and put a gas nozzle in, OR modify the funnel by drilling a hole on the top side to allow a gas nozzle to fit through it. I just end up removing it and putting it back on each time.\\n\\nA competitor, Justrite, makes a can (Justrite 7250130 ) that comes with a metal nozzle and separate opening to add gas on it, but it ups your cost by more than $20! This is already a $35 can. Eagle also makes one, and it's even higher priced. Unless you really cannot live with the plastic funnel, this can is fine.\\n\\nI wish it was easier to add gas, but it's a minor annoyance and not a show-stopper.\",\n \"Product: Task Vac Bagless Upright- Fingertip On/Off Switch, Manual 5-Position Height Adjustment, 35-Ft. 3-Wire Cord, Non-Marking Furniture Guard, Belt View Window, System Check Indicator, Easy Belt Change System & Brush roll Access, 8-Ft. Stretch Hose, Tools On Board- 12Made in: United States Dimensions: 32.5 X 16 X 12Brand: Hoover Company Item Weight: 23includes: Unit Instruction Guide\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Vacuum Suitable For Use At Businesses Or Home\\n\\nReview: The Hoover CH53010 is marketed as a commercial vacuum. When I read Commercial I tend to think of something that maybe has more oomph or durability, at perhaps the expense of a few frills or features.\\n\\nI don't know that this is the case here. The vacuum is basic as far as features, but has what it needs to get by. It is not unusually powerful, with a pretty standard 12 Amp motor. The hose is 8 feet and the power cord is 35 feet. I would say the hose is commercial quality. It stretches and feels stronger than on most vacuums Ive had. The hose is bright orangey-red so you won't miss it and shouldnt accidentally cross over it when cleaning.\\n\\nWhats in the box?\\n* The Vacuum\\n* Crevice Tool\\n* Dusting/Upholstery Tool\\n* Wand\\n* Screws (for assembly)\\n* User Guide\\n\\nAssembly consists of installing the dirtcup and assembling the handle. Everything attaches easily enough. You secure the handle with the included screws. The handle is so-so. It feels a little cheap compared to the rest of the vacuum. I had no issue installing the dirt cup, or removing it later but have seen other complaints so I don't know if I got a good one, another person a bad one, and which is the norm.\\nFeature wise, there is the typical height adjustment, a belt window and a System check light. When red it could mean you need to change the HEPA filter or have a clog in the dirtcup or hose. The CH53010 is bagless and the cup is easy to empty. The belt appears to be easy to change.\\nThe belt window is a unique feature, so you can see the belt, tangles, etc. without flipping the vacuum over.\\n\\nI dislike the height adjustment, which is a rotary dial. I prefer a switch you can push with your foot, as is found on Panasonic and Kenmore models. Thats a personal preference. If you are buying this for commercial reasons which is how it is marketed one can assume most of the carpeting in an office space will be the same type, usually very low.\\n\\nPerformance-wise, it cleans nicely, isn't hard to push (it weighs about 15 pounds), and the on-board tools and wire wrap are easy to use. It is fairly quiet compared to my present Kenmore.\\n\\nHoover backs the CH53010 with a 1 year warranty. For a business or even a home I would recommend this vacuum. My only concerns, the durability of the handle (I will update the review if there are issues) and the annoyance of adjusting the height switch in a residential environment (bare floors, low carpet and high carpet all in the house).\",\n \"Product: QUIK-CURE 5 min. epoxy cures to a slightly flexible consistency. This lack of brittleness allows it to form a lasting bond in areas subjected to high vibration or stress. QUIK-CURE shouldnt be used in areas that are subject to long-term immersion in water; however, it works fine for the internal structure of wood framed boats. QUIK-CURE is our only epoxy on which you can apply polyester resins. It can be mixed with micro balloons to form a quick setting putty. Items bonded with QUIK-CURE can be handled after 15 minutes. Full strength is reached in 1 hour. Directions in 5 different languages.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent But Not As Strong As Other Epoxy I've Used.\\n\\nReview: Not sure what all the hubbub is about. Although this epoxy seems to work OK, it is no better than others I have used. Yes, it does cost a bit less, but frankly, it is not among not best epoxy I have used.\\n\\nIt is not that it is bad, but it seems to cure like a hard rubber, so while it works for lighter applications, I don't think it's the perfect epoxy where intense holding power is needed - which is typically when I use epoxy! I even had a lighter application where it did not set well the first time.\\n\\nI use it, and it is reasonable, and there nothing wrong with it, but I see it almost like a \\\"super goop\\\" or hobby epoxy for lighter applications.\",\n \"Product: This is an O.E.M authorized part. Fits various Frigidaire models. Oem part number 154388801. Made in united states.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits And Works - (see review for models this fits)\\n\\nReview: This fits my Frigidaire \\\"Professional\\\" model dishwasher, model PLD4555. It will fit the PLD4555RFC, regardless of version (RFC0, RFC1, RFC2, etc.). It also fits numerous other Galley models. I apologize for the looong list at the end of this review, but if your model is below, this should fit your dishwasher.\\n\\nI had a need for a replacement rinse dispenser cap when my original fell out during a wash cycle and was partially melted by the dishwasher's heating element. Although this is an OEM par, it is white, while the interior and dispenser on many of Electrolux/Frigidaire's dishwashers are gray. The only way I found to get a replacement in gray would be to replace the entire dispenser. That would have been unnecessary and costs about 4 or 5 times as much as the cap. I did find one retailer who advertised what appeared to be a gray cap, but when I contacted them, they confirmed it is white.\\n\\nAs it is, the cap is probably overpriced at over $11.\\n\\nIn the end it does fit and works. 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\"Product: Lipper International provides exceptionally valued items for the kitchen, home, office, and child's playroom. Known for their functionality and beauty, each of our products is individually crafted from the finest quality materials. Store and organize your flatware in this bamboo wood drawer tray. This expandable drawer organizer expands up to 22 1/2\\\" wide. Hand wash with a mild soap and cool water. Do not soak. Do not put in the dishwasher, microwave or refrigerator. Extreme changes in temperature will cause the material to crack over time. Dry thoroughly. Occasional use of mineral oil on the inside will help maintain its appearance.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Absolute piece of junk\\n\\nReview: What a disappointment! I bought this to organizer flatware in a large drawer. It expands to fit the drawer perfectly, both in length and width. I have it holding everyday flatware, spoons, knives, forks, etc.\\n\\nAfter about two months, one side of the expanding components came apart. The bottom came out of its slot and the end came off. I ended up gluing it with some wood glue. The seams in the bottom panesl have also widened as the wood has contracted (I guess).\\n\\nI would skip this and try another brand if you really want wood, or perhaps just go with metal or plastic. While not as rich looking as wood, they are more durable, and probably easier to clean as well.\\n\\nAvoid this one!\",\n \"Product: The XP400 is a premium wireless gaming headset featuring Dolby surround sound and wireless Xbox LIVE chat for a totally immersive experience. The XP400 features a state-of-the-art 2.4/5GHz dual-band Wi-Fi radio that virtually eliminates wireless interference with other devices. Its dual-pairing Bluetooth technology lets you chat wirelessly on Xbox 360 or PS3 and answer mobile phone calls all while gaming in amazing 360 degree wireless surround sound. Powered by a rechargeable battery, the XP400 provides up to 15 hours of play and the ability to recharge while gaming so youll never miss out on the action. The XP400 also comes equipped with multiple EQ presets and adjustable surround sound angles, allowing you to customize the audio for different gaming scenarios. Massive 50mm speakers with acoustically tuned ear cups and breathable mesh ear cushions deliver the ultimate in audio fidelity and extreme comfort. If youre serious about gaming, then get serious about the sound. Step up to the XP400 and experience game audio like never before.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The XP400 - An Earforce To Be Reckoned With!\\n\\nReview: I have typically used the stock headphones with XBox, as well as some generic products. Turtle Beach's Earforce XP400 was a step up for me. These are not inexpensive so I would steer clear if you are an occasional user and just put on a headset when you want to chat lightly in-game, or shield others in the room from game sounds.\\n\\nWhat's in the box?\\n* XP400 Wireless Headset\\n* XP400 Transmitter\\n* Digital Optical Cable (approx 4 feet)\\n* Headset Charging Cable (12 feet)\\n* Bluetooth Chat Adapter\\n* User Guide\\n* Turtle Beach Sticker\\n\\nThe speakers in the XP400 are 50mm, 20Hz - 20kHz with Frequency Response. The amp 27mW per channel ch, THD <1%. The built in microphone (removable, by the way) has a response of 50Hz - 15kHz.\\n\\nSet up is fairly simple. If you can play Call Of Duty, you can do this! Just charge the unit, connect it to your Xbox (or PS3), and away you go. The connections are a fiber optic cable and a transmitter/power (USB) cable. If you have an older Xbox, you will need an HDMI adapter (not included). Or if your TV has a digital optical output, you can connect that to the XP400's transmitter.\\n\\nSOUND:\\nIncredible! The surround sound on these things is full-bodied and reproduces every slight sound, every nuance in the game. You may hear things you never noticed before. I play primarily COD/MW, and the sound is fantastic. You can play around with different Surround Sound \\\"angles\\\" on the XP400 to get just the kind of sound you prefer. There is an equalizer, which has 4 presets (Flat, Bass Boost, Treble Boost, or Bass and treble Boost); you cannot adjust equalizer settings other than this. I had no issues with sound quality whatsoever. I have a few other wireless devices, including a phone and router about 5' from where I use the XP400 and had no interference. The headset can select 2.4 or 5GHZ bands though, so if you do run into interference, hopefully one or the other works for you. Wireless range is about 30 feet, which should work for most folks.\\n\\nCOMFORT:\\nThis product is fuller than your typical lightweight Microsoft Xbox headset. It is not overly heavy, but it is noticeably heavier. It is, however, very padded and adjusts to a wide range of sizes. I have found it to be very comfortable.\\n\\nFEATURES:\\nThe ability to switch to Bluetooth to take an incoming mobile phone call is very neat. Pairing is simple. As far as controls, they are all well-placed an intuitive. There are controls on the transmitter for surround sound and pairing, while the headset itself is used to control (left ear cup): power, volume, tone, and mic, and (right ear cup): Bluetooth, bluetooth volume, and mic mute.\\n\\nChat Boost is another nice feature. The feature adjusts the chat volume so that spikes in game sound do not make the chat harder to hear.\\n\\nThe battery is lithium polymer. My initial battery charge took a while (a few hours). The battery is advertised as \\\"more than 10 hours\\\" in the manual and \\\"up to 15 hours\\\" in ads. I've found I get close to 20 hours of gaming on a charge, and recharge can take place while gaming! The battery does not appear to be consumer-replaceable, which is a drawback.\\n\\nOverall, the XP400 headset has beautiful sound and works very well. It is easily the best gaming headset I've used. It is pricey though, so you have to weight cost versus value.\",\n \"Product: The highly anticipated family comedy The Smurfs 2 is now a video game! The evil wizard Gargamel has created the Naughties, who kidnap Smurfette from Smurfs Village and imprison her in Paris. It's now up to the Smurfs to travel from the Enchanted Forest, through the busy streets of New York, into Paris, and everywhere in between to save the day and bring Smurfette home safe!\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: For Only The Youngest Of Players\\n\\nReview: My overall perception is that this is a decent game. A couple of things I want to mention at the outset of this review:\\n1. This game is has a rating of E (for Everyone) which is appropriate based on the rating index, but please note, this game will most likely be boring for most kids above the age of 8 or so.\\n2. The game is for Wii U. Like most game platforms, Wii U games CANNOT be played on a standard Wii console. Most people know this, but just in case.\\n\\nThe game itself is fun, again, for a younger player. It is a bit pricey for the amount of game play. A 10 or 12 year old who is familiar with video games will probably navigate the entire game in a few hours of play. The theme of the game is that Smurfette has been kidnapped. You can play as one of four Smurfs, in a co-operative mode if you like. You start with a few Smurfs and can unlock others as you play. You collect Smurfberries to aid in your quest. Game play is on a scrolling background, from side to side.\\n\\nAlthough the Wii U platform has enhanced graphics compared to Wii, this game doesn't really take advantage of that. Graphics are decent, but the backgrounds, \\\"worlds\\\", etc are lackluster. A couple of the backgrounds are nicely done, but overall.....eh.\\n\\nThat said, for a very young child, maybe 4 to 6, they probably will like to play, especially since the concept is simple, their motor skills would be appropriate, and if they've seen the Smurf movie, they'll likely relate to seeing their favorite character on a video game they can play. For an older child, beyond say 8 or 9 - it probably will not hold their interest very long, unless they are new to video games.\\n\\nWii U does have the nicety of allowing for a 5th player, something which could matter if you have 5 young siblings/friends who all want to play.\\n\\nAn OK game, probably better valued at about $20 for the amount of playing time your child will get out of it.\",\n \"Product: The AG 9 is a premium wireless headset officially licensed by Microsoft for Xbox One from PDP, the #1 third party manufacturer of video game accessories. With no wires to the controller or console, gamers can enjoy a hassle-free and fully wireless experience with the included USB transmitter. Containing powerful 50mm Neodymium drivers, the headset offers two distinct audio modes: Pure Audio and Bass Boost. The flexible and removable boom microphone with noise and echo canceling technology allows for crystal clear communication for on line play. Designed with comfort in mind, the split headband design and extra plush ear pad cups reduce pressure and fatigue during long gaming sessions. Enjoy the signature green Afterglow lighting or switch to blackout mode to admire the headset's hi-tech circuitry.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The (Not so soft) Afterglow of Booming Game Sounds!\\n\\nReview: This is a wireless headset designed for Xbox One, but useable on other USB-supported applications, such as playing music off a PC with the included Line In cable.\\n\\nNOTE: This is advertised as being wireless, but if you use a 3rd party controller you may or may not still need one cable, connected from your headset to the Xbox controller. Although that is a Microsoft limitation, just keep in mind, you may need to connect that way. The wireless connection is between the headset on the actual Xbox One console. If you use a standard Microsoft controller for Xbox One you do NOT need the jumper cable.\\n\\nWhats in the box?\\n Afterglow AG9 headset.\\n USB Transmitter\\n Detachable microphone\\n 3.5 mm Line In/audio cable\\n Micro-USB to USB Charging Cable, 6 feet long.\\n Owners Manual\\n\\nSetup:\\nSetting up the AG9 is simple. You just plug in the USB Transmitter into your Xbox or other system and turn on the headset. The transmitter pairs to the AG9 similar to how any Bluetooth system does (this is NOT a Bluetooth system, so you cant use it on other devices). The transmitter and headset should be pre-paired out of the box; mine were. But you can pair them if needed, using a reset pin-hole on the transmitter.\\n\\nFeatures :\\nThe AG9 is battery powered. The battery lasts about 16 hours before needing a recharge. As the battery gets low, you get an audible alert. With 10minutes left, the LED lights shut off. You need about 2.5 hours to fully recharge the battery, but can continue to play by using the included USB cable connected to a powered USB port.\\n\\nThe transmitter is advertised as having a range of up to 40 feet. I use it about 15 feet from my TV. I don't know if too many people have occasion to use it 40 feet away for TV/gaming. I did walk out of the room and was about 35 feet away and still got a clear transmission.\\nThe headset cups are comfortable. I have an average size male head and it didn't bother me to keep the headset on for about 2 hours. The band is cushioned and adjustable, and my son, who has a smaller head than me, also used the AG9 and found it comfortable. The ear cups are soft enough but not overly padded.\\n\\nControls are simple to operate, and you can mute or power on/off from one button. You can switch between two sound modes with the Mode button: Pure Audio and Bass Boost. Both sound very good and the boost mode kicks the overall bass up if you want more booming sound. You can also adjust the master volume separately from the chat volume. I didn't have any crackle, hissing, or distortion due to volume or bass. I did use the AG9 for listening to music off my laptop and the sound was very good, just as good as a slightly more expensive wired Phillips headset I have. Playing COD and similar games, the sound was crisp and booming.\\n\\nThe mic works well, and other players heard me fine, etc. I have not had any issues, but please note some reviewers have reported temperamental microphones.\\n\\nThe green lighting is very eye catching, but it is pretty bright and its not adjustable. You can turn it off though, by holding down Mode for about 10 seconds. If you buy the Xbox version, the LED light is Xbox green. If you buy the PS4 version, the LED is blue. The light is on both ear cups!\\n\\nA few questions people may ask:\\n Can I use this on my Xbox 360? No, since the 360 does not support audio through USB the same way Xbox One does.\\n Can I use the Ag9 wireless on my PC or Mac? This is not supported by PDP, so you should use the included 3.5mm cable.\\n Can I use the Ag9 on my smartphone? This is not a Bluetooth device. You cannot connect wireless to a phone, but can connect with the included 3.5mm cable.\\n\\nPDP backs the AG9 with a 2 year warranty, which is pretty good by industry standards.\\n\\nOverall, it's a really nice gaming headset. The sound is great and its got a good mic and long battery life.\",\n \"Product: Durex Play Quiver Freezable Lubricant Cubes\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Product just average, at best\\n\\nReview: On the surface, this product does what it says: it freezes up quickly, functions as a lubricant, and cleans up easily (please see below). The cubes freeze fairly quick, within an hour or two. The product does have a couple of detractors.\\n\\nThe cubes tend to stay frozen, for the most part, when removed from the freezer and left in their plastic/foil wrapper. Obviously, they do begin to melt, but there is probably enough time to remove it from the freezer and bring it to another room for use within the next 15 minutes or so. Yes, it is a bit awkward to have to get up and go to the freezer to get the cube, so bringing it with you to another room would seem to be the only option - unless you want to put it on ice next to a bottle of champagne!\\n\\nThe package is easy to open, by simply pulling back the foil cover. It is here where I would suggest using it a bit differently than some other reviewers have mentioned. There seems to be a tendency to treat the cube like an ice cube, which is certainly understandable. However, having had the luxury of reading these reviews before trying the product, I opted to do something a little different. I left the cube in its plastic bubble and kept dabbing my fingers on it. This seemed to work out well. The feel of the product is a \\\"silky\\\", pleasant lubrication on the skin. I waited until the cube was at least half way used before removing it from its bubble. By then, it had melted off somewhat and did not feel as cold on the skin. It just created a momentary cold sensation and then continued to melt off.\\n\\nUsed in this manner I did not note the unpleasant glue odor described by others. I also did not find it left any residue behind, any more so than a skin moisturizer or other lubrication products might.\\n\\nBut, when I tried another cube and used it as one might expect - taking the cube out of the package and applying it to skin almost as if it were an ice cube, well, my experience was much different than above - about the same as most other reviewers. It melted down very quickly (again, which I would expect) but this also seemed to result in a buildup of residue which necessitated more clean-up than one might expect, and under this application I did notice a distinct \\\"Elmer's Glue\\\" type of odor.\\n\\nI would rate this product as average, with the potential to be disappointing. If you want to take the time to try to apply it using different methods, you may find it usable. As described above, I did and it was decent (but nothing special). Yet if you try to use it like most people would, as I did with a second cube, you might be disappointed by its performance. Yes, it does provide lubrication, but the potential for residue and odor are negatives too big too ignore.\\n\\nI doubt I would buy it again. It doesn't seem that unique compared to the rest of the products on the market, with or without considering the negatives.\",\n \"Product: Supports antioxidant health. Standardized to contain 22% Cynarin. Take one capsule up to twice daily. Herbal dietary supplement. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It Might Have Choked Artie....But Artichokes Are Very Good For You!\\n\\nReview: These are a good quality supplement. The 100 count bottle is a 50 to 100 day supply, depending on whether your doctor directs you to take 1 or 2 per day. The cynarin intake is 7.7 mg per capsule.\\n\\nEach capsule contains 2.2% Cynarin. PLEASE NOTE: it is 2.2 percent, NOT 22 percent as listed on the product page.\\n\\nOther ingredients are rice flour, gelatin and less than 2% of silica and vegetable magnesium stearate. There are no artificial colors, no sugar, milk, soy, or wheat.\\n\\nCynarin is associated with aiding digestive functions, including the gall bladder and liver. It also is believed to have a positive effect on cholesterol levels, as it is a natural statin.\\n\\nNatural artichokes are, of course, the best way to intake cynarin, but like many things, people find it difficult to consume a lot of artichokes as part of their diet, so thats where a capsule can help.\\n\\nThis are not overly huge capsules but are on the large side of average. They do not appear to repeat or have any aftertaste.\\nI think these are a decent supplement if you are looking to aid bile production, which of course has several health benefits, such as digesting fats, absorbing vitamins and removing toxins.\",\n \"Product: Ezy Dose pill pouch system allows you to create personal medication and vitamin portable packs. You can customize the contents and use the label area to personalize the pouch.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy Pill To Swallow.\\n\\nReview: I wasn't sure if I would like this....but actually I love it.\\n\\nThe kit comes with the organizer which has 8 compartments, the sealer (uses 4 AA batteries which are included), and two rolls of sealable bags.\\n\\nYou just add your compliment of pills, be they vitamins, medicine, etc. Then turn the compartments to the spout and fill a bag. Then just seal the bag shut.\\n\\nthe bags are about 3\\\" by 3 1/2\\\" so they hold da fair amount. The bags are easy to open later as they have a perforation line.\\n\\nTIP: If you want to conserve bags you could actually cut them in half and seal two sides on it, making a sealed, smaller bag.\\n\\nThere is a while patch on the side of the bags so you can label them if you are taking different things on different days/times, or for different family members. The bags are also biodegradable.\\n\\nI don't know that I would use this at home every day, but if you take your vitamins while at work, or on vacation, this is excellent.\",\n \"Product: Cooking for family dinners, special events or to take to a sick friend is much easier with the Reynolds 8\\\" x 8\\\" Non-stick Cake Pans. No spray is needed for your foods to turn out fabulous every time. Bake in them just like with your regular pans but with no worries about getting them returned. The cake pans with lids are easy to transport and are ideal when cooking on the go.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Works Exactly As Advertised!\\n\\nReview: Like many other reviewers, I am not a huge fan of disposable bake ware. I never use it for something being served in the house of close family/friends, and typically use it only for somewhere whee I would not easily get my baking dish back, say a school function, etc. That said, it does have an undeniable convenience factor.\\n\\nI was skeptical, having used many \\\"sticky\\\" non-stick products in the past. Not the case here, as these dishes are absolutely non-stick. They are average thickness, not super strong based on gauge, but due to their size (8\\\" x 8\\\") more than strong enough to hold a heavy batter.\\n\\nI used them on a sticky brownie mixture and the came out of the pan very nicely. No forcing a fork or knife under or around them, other then to gently pry them free.\\n\\nThe lids are nice and high, so if you happen to be putting on a tall frosting or cream topping, it's not going to get \\\"smushed.'\\n\\nPrice-wise, they are over $3 a piece so they aren't the cheapest throwaway in the world. So performance a clear '5', on price a '3'.\",\n \"Product: Our Newport Wine Bar with expandable top is made of solid/composite wood and finished in walnut color. It stores 9 bottles of wine, has a shelf with stemware holder, an accessory drawer with satin finish pull. When extra space is needed, there are two folding drop leaves.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Winsome: What They Lack In Quality.....They Make Up For In Equally Lacking Customer Service\\n\\nReview: This is, as the moment, an incomplete review. I will update it as time goes on:\\n\\nI received this item a couple of days ago and began inspecting the pieces to assemble the unit. Unfortunately, I had to stop as three major components all have what appears to be pre-shipment damage. The pieces are the core of the unit, the two folding panels and the top panel of the bar. I say pre-shipment damage as all of the defects, which are significant, are under the finish of the wood. It amounts to a couple of huge flaws in the wood, best described as mars, along with a small unfinished section, about the size of a thumbnail, on the bar top, and two small but long splits/cracks in two different panels.\\n\\nOther than that:\\n\\nThe item components were nicely packed in the box with adequate protection, including cardboard, Styrofoam, Styrofoam wrapping sheets and plastic straps.\\n\\nThere are instructions which are fairly easy to follow and all hardware appears to be present.\\n\\nFor the price it appears to be of decent quality. The wood is light but feels and looks like it will hold up. The top is the only heavy piece. The recessed parts of the wood are very thin and I think one accidental light kick would put a foot right through them.\\n\\nSo, while I cannot fully review this item yet, let me say, the Winsome customer service so far is lousy. The website lists a phone number and an on-line form. I filled out the form and provided all the requested information. No response after a day, not even acknowledgement. So I said maybe I'm being impatient and fax'd in the information and my Amazon receipt, using the fax number on Winsome's included paperwork. No response or even a call or e-mail that \\\"Hi we got your request.\\\"\\n\\nSo I called the phone number. It was easy enough to get through to Customer Service, but when I explained that I fax'd in my request for replacement parts and just wanted to know that it was received, the person who answered wasn't very pleasant and indifferently asked my name then went to look up the information. After a few minutes she responded \\\"Yes we have your request. It takes at least 7 business days to ship.\\\" then abruptly hung up.\\n\\nThe real sad part - if both main front pieces and the top are bad, its about 3/4 of the product, so just ship a replacement.\\n\\nEh. So for now I rate this very low based on customer service, if you need it - which by some reviews you will. I will adjust the rating and edit my review once I receive replacement parts.\\n\\nWhile waiting for Winsome to ship replacement parts, I contacted Amazon. They sent an entire replacement. While they acted incredibly fast, this one has more cracks, splits, chips and mars than the first! Still waiting to see what comes from Winsome.\\n\\nUpdate: 7/30: Winsome e-mailed me that they need a proof of purchase before they could ship parts. I reminded them that I provided the proof of purchase a week before.\\n\\nUpdate 8/1: Still nothing received from Winsome, and no commitment as to when replacement parts will ship, let alone arrive.\\n\\nUpdate 8/7: The replacement parts arrived from Winsome. Of the three sets (original Amazon order, replacement Amazon order and Winsome replacement parts), the parts shipped directly from Winsome were by far the worst. They stated that damage sometimes happens \\\"after shipment.\\\" While I am sure it does, the defects ion these pieces of wood were all beneath the stain/finish. Now, unless the shipper damages these, and then restains them.....you get what you pay for, and this bar is pretty bad. If you get a decent on I guess you are OK.\",\n \"Product: Add an elegance to your powder room with Avanti Rosefan ivory towels. A colorful embroidery with a delicate flower design and finished with a textured jacquard border. Collection includes bath, hand, wash and fingertip towels. Available in ivory color way.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Very Nice Decoration....So-So Towels\\n\\nReview: I have purchased Avanti towels before so I knew what to expect. They are nice looking, but the quality is just average. They look nice and the embroidery is very nice looking, but the towels is fairly thin, no plushness to them whatsoever.\\n\\nFor the price, I do not think they are way over-priced (because the decoration looks nice) but neither are they a great value.\\n\\nYou get four towels in this set (approximate sizes)\\n* Bath Towel, 49 1.2\\\" by 26 \\\"\\n* Hand Towel, 27\\\" by 15\\\"\\n* Fingertip Towel, 16\\\" by 11 \\\"\\n* Wash Cloth, 12\\\" by 12\\\"\\n\\nAll four towels have a very nice rose embroidery. The two smaller towels have a single rose, while the two larger ones have a larger design, with scrollwork and a shape that looks almost like a basket of roses. The bath and hand towels also have a finish border along their bottom edge, and the fingertip towel has a fringed bottom.\\n\\nThe neutral color and soft colors in the design allow these towels to blend with many decors.\\n\\nThe towels are made of 100% cotton. They are not horribly thin, but they are thin rather than thick or plush. My towels were made in Canada, with the stitching/finish completed in the USA.\\n\\nI think these towels are best suited for display in a powder room. I don't think they will perform well over time for heavy use as bath towels, etc.\\n\\nLike many towels with decoration, after these are washed a couple of times, the edge trimming doesn't look as smooth as when the towels are brand new. I just received these, washed and tumble-dried them once, and the edge trim is a little \\\"rippled.\\\" A quick pass with an iron and they look better, but who wants to iron towels!\\n\\nThe towels feel OK, and teh bath towel dries you off adequately, but it has the feel of a cheaper hotel towel rather than a plush, absorbent towel.\\n\\nBecause the decoration is sewn-in rather than just sewn onto the towel, you can see its backside on the back of each towel. This makes it easy to center the decoration when folding these for display. Again, these are more display towels than daily-use towels.\\n\\nThey are good looking, but they do not look expensive, just decent. For the price, you probably can find a set that is just as well decorated but thicker looking/feeling.\",\n \"Product: The tradition of the Bormioli Rocco Glass Company coincides with the very history of glass: the first glassworks was established in Parma in 1825. Bormioli Rocco uses the finest natural resources to create superior glass and plastic products for homes and businesses around the world. From the finest sand imported from European countries to organic glazes for the colors in the glass, all are brought together in products influenced by exhaustive design research. Over the years we have combined our time-honored craftsmanship and the passion of master glassmakers with modern technology and industrial processes. The results are beautiful and durable tableware, supremely safe pharmaceutical packaging, and bottles and jars that hold some of Italy's most iconic and delectable brands. With stemware, glasses, food storage and preserving jars, and dinnerware gracing tables around the world, quality is the cornerstone in the foundation that supports the Bormioli Rocco reputation.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Very Nice Cups - WRONG size.\\n\\nReview: Quality-wise, I like these cups. They are nice looking and heavy. The big problem with them is they are not accurately advertised. They are not even close to 3.5 ounces. Filled to the brim and overflowing they are just over 2.5 ounces. That may not seem like a big deal, but if you pair these with some popular espresso machines, they fall short. For example, I own the Mr. Coffee Cafe Barista, ECMP-1000. It's espresso sizes are 1.5 ounce to pull a shot, and 2.5 ounces for a double shot. This cup works fine for the single shot but not the double.\\n\\nThey are absolutely nice cups, and well worth the price, but keep in mind these are 2.5 ounces, not 3.5.\",\n \"Product: Three piece mesh colander set provides easy straining for pastas, fruits, and vegetables. Durable stainless steel construction with easy to hold black rubber grips to prevent slipping. Includes a small 7 inch diameter, a medium 8.5 inch diameter, and a large 10 inch diameter.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Average Quality, But A Little Too Shallow\\n\\nReview: I ordered these strainers to replace a set I have which are several years old and starting to come apart. I don't know the name of the brand I originally had, as they were a quick purchase in a home goods store. We use them almost daily and they have held up very well. Two of the strainers are perfect, which the largest has begun to separate down near the bottom.\\n\\nWhen I ordered this set I thought they were an excellent value, priced only a little more than what I paid several years back. They looked similar in the ad, and their widths were also similar.\\n\\nWhen they arrived, I found three concerns:\\n1. One of the strainers, the largest one, was damaged, with a dent in it. Because these are mesh and somewhat flexible, I tried to gently push out the dent. I could not get it to come out.\\n2. The strainers are all shallow (about half the depth of my old set). These made it impractical for pouring in spaghetti to drain, etc.\\n3. They were advertised with black rubber grips on the handles. There were no grips on the metal handles.\\n\\nThe grips were no big deal to me. My old set has no grips and they are fine to handle. The dent, of course, was an issue. Also the shallowness was a big problem. In effect, you probably couldn't not use these beyond small quantities of food, maybe rinsing some small fruit or berries. To me that is why you buy a set, so you can use different sizes best suited for different jobs/food.\\n\\nI returned these due to the damage, and did not ask for a replacement due to the shallow size. Naturally, dealing with Amazon is frustration-free. They provided a full refund and paid the return shipping.\\n\\nIf a shallow container is not an issue for you, these were otherwise fine. They were probably a little more flexible/less sturdy than my old set, but they seemed like you'd get a year or two of daily use out of them, at least.\",\n \"Product: The Cuisinart Universal Splatter Shield cleans up messes before they start, catching sauces and oils before they end up all over the kitchen. It features a stay-cool handle, nonstick inner coating, and covers both pots and pans. The convenient flip-top funnel lets cooks add liquids during the cooking process, and the tempered-glass viewing window makes it easy to monitor the cooking process without lifting the lid. This one-size-fits-most lid seals in juices, heats, spills, and most of all, flavors.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: If You Can't Stand The Heat..Stay Out Of The Kitchen\\n\\nReview: There is a lot to like, and some to dislike sbout this spatter shield. First, the design is great as far as how it nicely covers most skillets, pans, etc. The design of the holes allow excess heat and stream to escape, but not hot oil or grease splatters. It also has a glass window so you can still see what's cooking. So, from an overall usage standpoint, the shield is great. It is also very reasonably priced for the construction.\\n\\nIt also has a neat funnel option built into the top of the handle, so you can add water, etc. without removing the lid.\\n\\nNow the bad....the handle is plastic, and while it stays nice and cool, it can't hold up to repeated exposure to the high heats of being on a frying pan. First, the small piece of plastic built into the lid started to deteriorate, and just recently the handle began to seperate from the lid.\\n\\nMine was a couple of years old, so I cannot really complain for the price, although I didn't use it maybe more than once every two or three weeks, if that. So, basically it failed after about 30-40 uses or so.\\n\\nI would not be afraid to buy another, and for the price its life expectancy is fine. Just keep in mind it does have some failure points over time.\\n\\nIt is supposed to have a limited lifetime warranty so I am contacting the company, but at $15 for a brand new one, I am not sure the cost of any shipping, etc. for a warranty replacement would be worth it.\\n\\nDecent product while it lasts. But the concept of a product intended to be placed near heat having a heat-sensitve handle.pretty silly.\",\n \"Product: All the power you need to mix, puree, dice, crush ice, and more - with only 4 simple buttons. 12 blending functions. Unique, patented no-mess pouring spout. Wave-Action system continuously pulls mixture down into the blades for smooth results every time - no more ice chunks. Dishwasher safe 40 oz. glass jar is thermal-shock tested to withstand extreme temperature changes. Stainless control panel Powerful ice crushing with patented Ice Sabre blades Durable 700 Watt peak power motor - life-tested to blend 8,000 frozen drinks All the power you need to mix, puree, dice, crush ice, and more - with only 4 simple buttons 12 blending functions Unique, patented no-mess pouring spout Wave~Action system continuously pulls mixture down into the blades for smooth results every time - no more ice chunks Dishwasher safe 40 oz. glass jar is thermal-shock tested to withstand extreme temperature changes Cord storage.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Works Great, Costs Little\\n\\nReview: There are lots of blenders out there.your typical Oster blenders, Ninjas which supposedly will puree rocks, and all those in between. I bought this Hamilton Beach to replace an older Oster I had which had a broken jar. The Oster was already having some trouble with ice, so when the jar broke I just decided to get a new blender. I researched a lot of them, some cheap, some average and some very expensive.\\n\\nI ended up going with this one, which was priced very cheap. I just wanted a few buttons and a little horsepower. The 5814A is advertised as having 700 peak watts. Most average blenders will have 450 watts, a few 600. So while the 700 is just the initial peak power, overall I felt it would give this a little more oomph.\\n\\nThe blender has five buttons:\\n Off\\n Mix/Milkshake/Easy Clean\\n Puree/Smoothie/Icy Drink\\n Dice/Chop/Salsa\\n Grind/Crush Ice/Grate\\n\\nThe last two buttons are Pulse in that they run only while pressed and stop when released.\\n\\nMy old blenders had 8, 10, sometimes 12 buttons and the fact is, what difference is there really between frappe, puree, etc. etc.\\nThe highest setting on this blender, which includes Crush Ice, does a great job chopping up whole cubes. The other buttons combine food, blend items, and mix drinks as expected.\\n\\nThe blades are sharp and do not seem to struggle.\\n\\nThe jar is 40 ounces, a little smaller than my old Oster, but quite usable. The lid seals on well and has two openings. One is a black hinged opening to add ingredients while the blender is on. The other opening is a pouring spout with a class plastic hinged cover.\\n\\nThe power cord can be recessed in the base.\\n\\nLook-wise, the blender is stylish enough to keep on a counter. Beyond the glass jar, the base and lid and black plastic, and the front panel is a brushed metal overlay.\\n\\n Everything EXCEPT the base is dishwasher safe. The base, of course, should NOT be put in water. To clean the jar, you can also put water in the jar, add a drop of liquid dish detergent and set the blender on the first setting - Easy Clean then drain out the water and rinse.\\n\\nMy lone knock on the blender and its a small one, is the lid can be a little of a pain to fit over the top of the glass jar. But it is supposed to be a tight fit, and is not a big problem.\\n\\nThe warranty on the blender is 3 years.\\nWhat more can you really ask for $25 or $30?\",\n \"Product: Housed in brushed and chrome stainless steel, this high-quality KRUPS KH734D50 toaster not only looks good on the counter, but it also toasts bread to perfectionup to four slices at a time. The unit's extra-large, self-centering slots (1.5 inches wide by 5.75 inches long) can accommodate a variety of items, including bagels, buns, English muffins, and thick slices of homemade bread. For added convenience, dual independent controls make it possible to use only one side or the other, or to toast two unique orders simultaneously, like bread on one side and waffles on the other, making it easier to get the whole family out the door on time in the morning. Choose bagel mode for warming the outside and toasting the cut side of bagels; defrost mode for toasting items like frozen waffles, toaster pastries, or toaster hash browns; reheat mode for warming without toasting; or the cancel function to end the session at any time. You just have to turn the knob to select one of the six browning settings, from light to dark. Other highlights include blue LED indicators, a high-lift lever for smaller items, two removable crumb trays for easy cleaning, and cord storage to help keep countertops looking tidy. The KRUPS KH734D50 four-slice toaster offers exceptional convenience on its own or as part of the matching KRUPS Breakfast Set ensemble. wattage is 1500\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: The Toast Of The Town!\\n\\nReview: The KH734D50 toaster is part of KRUPS' \\\"Breakfast Set\\\" line, which includes a coffee maker, an electric kettle, this toaster, and a 2 slice toaster. The entire line is made of products which are predominantly stainless steel.\\n\\nLike most people, what is important to me about a toaster is that it consistently toasts bread in an even manner. I have owned cheap toasters which get the job done, but toast one side darker than the other, have slots where bread could jam, etc.\\n\\nAs one might expect of a higher end product, the Krups KH734D50 performs very well. Toast is consistently toasted, even, and there are no issues in removing toast. There are four slots which are all wide enough to also fit bagel slices, \\\"English muffins\\\", and home-baked bread slices (depending on how wide you slice your bread).\\n\\nThe specs on this toaster are as follows:\\n* Chrome-plated steel on the front and top, with brushed stainless steel sides\\n* Four toast slots, each 1-3/16\\\" wide x 4.5\\\" deep x 5-11/16\\\" long.\\n* Controls with blue L.E.D. lights for Toasting, Defrost, Reheat, Bagels and Canceling (two sets of controls, each one for two slots).\\n* Six power settings to control the level of toasting, and 1,050 watts of power.\\n* Removable crumb tray for fast and easy cleaning\\n\\nThe KH734D50 is 13.5\\\" high by 13.3\\\" deep, and 8.6\\\" high. It weighs 5.3 pounds.\\n\\nYou can find a toaster that would perform just as well for quite a bit less, as the Krups presently retails for close to $80. So you might ask \\\"Well if I can get these features and performance for $40 why do I want to spend almost double that?\\\" One reason would be aesthetics. If you keep your toaster in a cabinet when not in use, you might opt for a less expensive product. However, if you keep your toaster on the counter often or all the time, the Krups KH734D50 is really nice looking. The chromed top and brushed steel sides, which curve wider toward the back of the toaster, give it a sleek, modern, upscale look. In particular, it compliments any kitchen with stainless steel appliances. It is the kind of toaster where you might choose to leave it out even when you do have cabinet space for it.\\n\\nFeature-wise, the toaster has all the features you would expect from a \\\"full feature\\\" toaster, such as various settings, dual trays to clean out toast crumbs, and a \\\"high-lift\\\" feature to allow you to more easily remove smaller (lower) pieces of bread. The removable crumb trays work nicely and are very easy to slide in and out. On my last toaster, a Cuisinart, the trays worked OK but were not always smooth to move in and out. The high-lift feature on the Krups works great, which is a big plus when you are toasting smaller pieces of bread. My old toaster also had this feature, but every once in a while, I found myself playing around with a smaller toasted item to remove it. The feature on the Krups seems to work better and I haven't yet come upon the same situation.\\n\\nAs far as heat transference, my former toaster had a plastic body, so the top did not feel quite as warm as the Krups. However, neither felt too hot to the touch.\\n\\nOverall, this is a really nice toaster, it is very appealing to look at, blends perfectly with other stainless steel appliances, and it works very well. There are less expensive options out there, so you might find something that fills your needs for less money. However, if you are looking for \\\"high end, high quality\\\", this toaster is it. Krups also backs it with a 2 year warranty.\",\n \"Product: Deco 79 outdoor decor is unique design concept. Made of rust free metal alloy material.Measures 12-Inch Length by 21-Inch height by 25.8-Inch width\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Decent home theater wall art\\n\\nReview: This is decent enough, as long as you like a \\\"rustic\\\" tinny look. It is not exactly as pictured. The metal film pieces are attached at various points and CANNOT be turns or molded to look exactly as the photo shows.\\n\\nThey are still a little bendable in various locations. The film strip attached to the Take 1 clipboard is....attached....thus it cannot be moved around. It looks fine as is though. Similar for the piece along the middle reel. The strip on the top (largest) reel does not go to the left of the reel, but to the right. It is the most mold-able of the film strip pieces.\\n\\nOverall, again - a rustic feel with uneven paint and a few scratches here and there....sort of a worn \\\"vintage' look.\\n\\nThis is decent enough for a basement or casual home theater. It takes one nail to hang, with a hanging hole behind the top reel. It will hand on an angle, but if you want it straight, just tap in a picture wire/nail toward the inside of the middle reel.\",\n \"Product: Silver trim accents the rich purple color. The handle adds a graceful arch over tea kettle ending at the spout.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Looks Great - Fails Fast\\n\\nReview: Absolute piece of junk. Looks great out of the box, albeit somewhat light. I suppose the light weight is a plus if you are petite or older and need something that weighs very little.\\n\\nThe performance is terrible though. Begins to rust inside after just a few uses. The color begins to turn milky and inconsistent, perhaps from the heat. I washed mine very carefully so it was certainly not from scrubbing.\\n\\nMy whistle also failed after about two weeks.\\n\\nIt pours well, and the handle doesn't get hot, but like many kettles you have to watch you don't get burned from the heat of the steam when pouring.\\n\\nIt was really eye catching for a few days, but it's just junk.\",\n \"Product: Triple Cleaning Performance. Non-Stop Power. This product is ideal for daily maintenance between use of your full size Miele vacuum cleaner.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: A Great Scout Takes The Combat Out Of Vacuuming!\\n\\nReview: This is my first robotic vacuum, as well as my first Miele product. The Scout RX1 comes packaged with the following:\\n\\n* Scout RX1 Robot Vacuum\\n* Two side brushes\\n* Two replacement exhaust filters\\n* Remote control w/2 AA batteries\\n* Base station\\n* AC adapter\\n* Magnetic strip\\n\\nAt first glance, you may say \\\"Hmmm looks like a Roomba.\\\" And it does, but it appears to be of very high quality. Although the actual price is not yet advertised (as of the date of this review), I expect it will be somewhat higher than a Roomba, which is typical several hundreds of dollars, based on the Miele name and reputation for quality. The Scout has an on board digital camera and seven sensors. It is powered by a Li-ion battery. It is bagless, having a bin instead, which is a little of 2.5 cups in size.\\n\\nWhy might you want a robotic vacuum? Maybe you don't have time to vacuum as much as you want, or just find it a tedious chore, or can't get around as well as you used to and need some automated help.\\n\\nSet up is simple. You insert the two side brushes (each brush and its location on the underside of the vacuum are marked L and R). Next, remove the protective film from the top of the vacuum and the base station. Insert the AC adapter into the base station housing. Next, turn on the vacuum and place it on the base station. While it is charging, insert the AA batteries in the remote control, and set the clock on the robot. That's it.\\n\\nYou need to charge the rechargeable battery in the unit before first use. A full charge takes about 2 hours. Likewise, you can vacuum for about two hours on a single charge. The battery indicator on the robot's top will be red, amber, or green. Red is 0-20%, amber 20-50%, and green 50-100%.\\n\\nSo, how do you vacuum?\\nEasy. Press the Power button (on the unit or the remote). Then press Auto for the default vacuuming mode. Press the \\\"Play\\\" button (looks like a Play and Pause icon on a TV remote). The robot will now begin to travel across your carpet or floor and vacuum.\\n\\nIt has sensors to keep it from bumping into obstacles. It also has an onboard camera. The camera collects data about the room being vacuumed, stores the data in memory, and then makes a more efficient, planned of its vacuuming the next time it is in the room.\\n\\nThis is a machine, and it is important to keep in mind, like anything else, it is not infallible. On its first run in my living room, it hit into an end table. Not hard, but it was a \\\"hit\\\" as opposed to a glance. It then turned and proceeded in another direction. The next time it vacuumed the room, it did not hit the table. I believe the camera's view was directed at the gap in between the table and sofa, so it did not detect the table as an obstacle. I feel it the Scout did extremely well in the dining room, grazing but not hitting chairs, etc.\\n\\nThere are two places I felt the Scout was slightly disappointing (in a very minor way). The first was when I put it in my family room. The room is basically a rectangle, about 20' x 13' with a large L shaped sofa and an end table on one end, a TV unit in the middle, against a wall, and a chair and piano on the other end. The Scout covered the room, up and down, back and forth, and did a great job cleaning it, yet never made it to the foot or so width right along the front of the sofa. It seemed to spend a lot of time bouncing back and forth between the chair and piano. I let it run its course. It eventually shut down without ever making it along the foot of the sofa. The next time I did this room, I started the vacuum alongside this \\\"missed\\\" area. It cleaned it, and then went about the rest of the room. It did appear to commit the collected data to memory after the second pass, as I did the room again, and it covered it in full.\\n\\nThe second issue was that, while doing my living room, it wandered through the doorway into my kitchen. The kitchen is rather large, and it never made it back to the living room. I solved this by placing an obstacle in this doorway the next time it did the living room. I could also have used a piece of the magnetic strip Miele supplies for this purpose. I just chose to plop down a basket that was in the room instead. It is good that Miele provides the magnetic strip for situations where you want the robot to avoid an area.\\n\\nAgain, this is a machine, not an intelligent entity, so these were minor issues, but worth noting.\\n\\nOverall, I could not be more pleased. We have a Golden Retriever, who tends to shed a lot of fur, so we vacuum every day. The Scout does a good job of cleaning up the fur, so we can use it to help us vacuum in between full vacuuming. Like any cleaner with a roller, I had to pull some of the fur from it, which became wrapped around the roller brush during cleaning. The main point though, the Scout easily handled the dog fur. I've heard complaints in the past from people owning Roomba's that it didn't fare well with pet fur.\\n\\nThe Scout is fairly quiet, and it makes its way around without causing a nuisance. The rotating side brushes make it look somewhat like a spider as it works its way around a room.\\n\\nAs far as options and settings, it has four modes:\\n* Auto: Vacuum in a back and forth pattern across a floor.\\n* Spot: Confines the Scout to an area just under 6' by 6' from its starting point.\\n* Corner: Vacuums normally, but performs additional vacuuming along edges after it returns to its starting point.\\n* Turbo: For vacuuming lightly soiled areas on a shorter duration.\\nIf none of these modes work for you, you also can run the Scout in a more manual mode, using the joystick buttons on the remote to navigate it around a room. That may sound like it defeats the purpose of automatic vacuuming, but should you feel like sitting on the couch and watching TV, you could do that, every once in a while pressing the joystick to turn the Scout left, right, forward, backward, etc.\\n\\nI have used it to vacuum a thick, medium loop carpet, two different Berbers (one tight, one looser weave), a higher pile rug, and a ceramic floor. It does a good job adjusting itself and a really nice job of vacuuming. It does leave its tire tracks in the rug, but not too much different than any other vacuum cleaner.\\n\\nOne nice feature is the Scout knows its way back home. If you start it on the base, it will return to the base when it completes its cleaning cycle. If the battery charge gets too low, this will also cause the Scout to make its way back to its base. If you start it in the middle of a room, it will return to its approximate starting point and go into standby mode.\\n\\nIt also has a timer if you want to set it to go about its business shortly after you leave the house for work, etc.\\nMaintenance is reasonable. You have to empty the dust box after a few cleanings, and you should check the roller and wheels and clean them as needed.\\n\\nMiele backs the Scout RX1 with a one year warranty.\\n\\nWhen I got this, I thought it might end up being more of an expebsive novelty, or it might get stuck in corners all the time, etc. Nothing could be further from the truth. Obviously, it is not going to vacuum as quick as a human, as it is unable to make the same decisions on the lay of the land. However, it makes an excellent assistant to help with this every day chore.\",\n \"Product: The unique T-Fal thermo-spot heat indicator (fry pans only) shows when T-Fal pans are perfectly preheated to seal in the flavor of your food. The even heat base allows for even heat distribution for reliable cooking results. The T-Fal excite cookware has a non-stick interior that is scratch resistant making cooking and cleaning easy. Ergonomically designed handles are color-matched and oven-safe up to 350 degrees, allowing for an easy transition from stove-top to oven. This 14-piece set includes 8-inch fry pan, 10.25-inch fry pan with lid, 1-quart and 2-quart sauce pans with lids, 5-quart dutch oven with lid, 5 measuring spoons\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Hard To Get Excited About T-Fal's Excite Cookware\\n\\nReview: For the number of pieces in the T-Fal Excite set, the price is very reasonable. I would consider this to be an inexpensive starter set of pots and pans. It would be best suited for putting in a vacation home where you might do some light cooking, or perhaps for a students apartment. For every day, family cooking, its less than adequate.\\n\\nI am not saying it is complete garbage. You can cook on it. It is PFOA-free. Also, it is backed by T-Fals limited lifetime warranty. But it is lightweight aluminum, and I think that lends itself to its major flaw (read on).\\n\\nFor those who care, this set is made in China, and not to start that argument up but China has, shall we say, a less than stellar product safety record. So, not knowing much about T-Fals quality controls, call me silly, but just because they say it is PFOA-free or anything else, the mere fact that it is made in China causes doubt in my mind. But thats just me.\\n\\nSo, whats in the Excite set?\\n 5 quart pot with cover\\n 2 quart sauce pan with cover\\n 1 quart sauce pan with cover\\n 10 pan with cover\\n 8 pan\\n One Egg Wonder Pan\\n 4 measuring spoons\\n\\nOne note: as of this writing, the Amazon ad for the Excite set shows two photos. One (with the measuring spoons) is of the set I received. The other (with four nylon utensils instead of the measuring spoons) is not what I received. While I would have preferred the utensils, just keep in mind, if that is part of your reason to buy this set, you probably will get the measuring spoons. The set still comes to 14 pieces either way.\\n\\nThe cookware has red exterior with matching handles. It is a nice, dark red. Not quite a burgundy, but a deep, rich red. T-Fall considers it cherry. The covers are glass with red handles. The measuring spoons are black plastic. The cookware interiors are all non-stick. The two larger pans have T-Fals Thermo-Spot indicator, which is supposed to show when a pan is the perfectly preheated.\\nThe included pieces are all decent size, and I always like to have a very small fry pan handy, so the One Egg Wonder is nice to fry up a small amount of garlic, onions, or..one egg!\\n\\nMost of the lids all fit well on my set. I had a problem with the lid for the larger frying pan. It fit but wasn't a perfect fit. It sort of moved around a bit. It is enough to cover the food well though. I like the design of the handles as well, as they rise up from the side of the pots and pans, making them ergonomically friendly, easy to lift and move. A big safety issue to me, though -since the pans are not very heavy, accidental touching of the handles tends to lift the smaller pans off their surface, I suppose due to the handles relative weight and size.\\n\\nThe Thermo Spot sounds like a nice feature. In practice, it didn't work well for me. I felt I had a couple pans adequately heated on a standard gas range, with various strength burners. I used three of my four burners which are: a (high power) 17,000 BTU, a 12,000 BTU, a 9,500 BTU, and a (simmer) 5,000 BTU burner. I skipped the simmer burner. The Thermo Spot wording lightened somewhat but never became solid, and I would think these burners are more than enough to heat these pans quickly and evenly.\\n\\nI also don't know why T-Fal heralds the set as oven safe. The handles can take only up to 350. Typically, anything I put in an oven goes in at 300-325, minimum, and usually much higher. So it is nice to know these can be used for keeping cooked items warm, but thats about it.\\n\\nAs far as general performance, the cookware works well enough. I always season my cookware, even non-stick, usually with canola oil. I find on a completely dry pan, no matter what the quality of the cookware, I sometimes get some very slight sticking without any oil. These pots and pans did not stick and cleaning was a breeze. I always wash non-stick cookware by hand, even when the manufacturer says it is dishwasher-safe. By the way, T-Fal does say this set is dishwasher-safe.\\n\\nI had no major complaints about the set in general, no unusual odors, no problems cooking anything, and so far the finish is fine. Again, my biggest concern would be the ease with which some of the smaller pieces tip if you touch the handle and it has lighter contents in it. That alone would keep me from rating it even average. Add in the not so oven-safe oven-safe handles, and ThermoSpot which doesnt change mucheh. I will update this as time goes on, should I note any other issues.\\n\\nSo, to come all the way around to my opening comments, this is an inexpensive set. It works as any cookware might, and I don't feel like it is going to fall apart right away, but it is lightweight and I would really consider it more of a starter set for single person who doesnt cook regularly, or as a supplemental set for a vacation home. The issues that I see as a safety concern might make me look elsewhere.\",\n \"Product: DII offers a luxury, plush mattress pad.These mattress pads offer a cloud of softness for comfort during your sleep. DIIs mattress pads offer a 3 year limited warranty, covering any manufacturer defects. The hypo-Allergenic fibers are designed to minimize allergies and allergic reactions, and repel dust mites. Invest in your sleeping experience and try DII Home Essentials mattress pads.To view more of our products visit amazon.com/homeessentials.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Very Soft, Nice Thread count - Maybe Priced A Bit Too High\\n\\nReview: I have nothing bad to say about this mattress pad. If you are looking for something with a leak barrier, this is NOT it. It fits well on a standard twin mattress and the extra fill definitely creates some extra comfort and coolness.\\n\\nThe 300 thread material counts for something, as the more thread count you have, the more likely it is your pad will hold up as far as durability, and some increased comfort.\\n\\nThe mattress pad top is nicely quilted and came out of my washer and dryer fine. I think it will prove durable too.\\n\\nThe 8 ounces of fill make it very comfortable. That said, a more standard pad that costs maybe $15-$20 has 2-3 ounces of fill, and I don't think the extra fill is going to dramatically change the feel of your mattress. Don't get me wrong, it helps a little.\\n\\nI just think this is better suited as maybe $30. It's not outrageously priced. But probably could be less.\",\n \"Product: This two-tier mesh slide out organizer is ideal for use in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen or office for storing a wide variety of items including toiletries, jewelry, kitchen utensils, office supplies, crafting supplies, etc. It has an attractive satin nickel powder coated finish and requires no assembly. It can be stored inside a cabinet or vanity of on a counter top or desk and each drawer has built in handles, making it easy to transport from room to room.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Enough IF You Get A Good One, But Mine Was Defective\\n\\nReview: This product is OK and I probably would have rated it a 3, except mine is defective.\\n\\nIt has a modern metal/mesh look and the two drawers slide in and out easily enough. It is 13\\\" high, and about 7 1/4\\\" wide. The length is 13 3/4\\\". The only bad thing about that is if you wanted to use it in a 12\\\" cabinet, that's out. Of course, it fits perfectly fine in a standard vanity or cabinet, as those are usually about 24\\\" deep.\\n\\nThere is about 4\\\" clearance from the top lip of the bottom drawer to the bottom frame of the upper drawer so you can stand an average size bottle in the lower drawer and still pull it out cleanly, probably about 7\\\" or so in height.\\n\\nLike anything else of this type, if you put very heavy items in it, the more weight will be placed on the drawer when you pull it out. So if you are going to put in heavy items, try to make sure weight is distributed, so if you pull out either drawer very far, the heavier items don't outweigh what's still \\\"in\\\" the organizer.\\n\\nOverall, it functions well and isn't very expensive.\\n\\nThe issue I had is mine is not level. It does not appear to be made unevenly or bent, but the four feet do not sit evenly on a flat surface. It has four little rubber caps pushed onto each metal leg. I pushed these to make sure they are fully seated on each leg, but it was still not level. I even pulled them off. Even without these little caps the organizer was not level. The best I can maybe is to pull one of the rubber caps almost all the way off so the organizer sits kinda sorta level.\\n\\nSo, to me the organizer is nice enough and cheap enough, but the one I got is basically junk.\",\n \"Product: The perfect kitchen shears for cutting herbs, meat, poultry, fish and even bone, with a dishwasher-safe design that you can take apart for easy cleaning. Whether youre stripping stems, chopping vegetables, opening packaging or cutting meat, these all-purpose shears go from one task to the next without complaining. A serrated blade edge grips for precision no matter what youre cutting, and sculpted handle loops with Softgrip touchpoints bring Fiskars hallmark comfort to every use. Plus, a take-apart, dishwasher-safe design makes post-meal cleanup a cinch.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Not An All Around Shear Due To Narrow Mouth....\\n\\nReview: I own a few Fiskars products, but they have always been outdoor tools, such as a limb cutter or pruning sheers. I recently purchased a pair of heavy duty scissors they make, which are made for cutting through thicker cardboard and I really liked them. That led me to try these Kitchen 'Fast Prep' shears.\\n\\nOverall, I like the shears. They are very sharp, good quality and work well. They are very, very sharp though. So much so made me really want to be extra careful when I first pulled off the included sheath. The sheath just pulls off, but you need to grip it tight and yank it. I don't dislike that, as it offers a little protection should a child somehow reach these. I would have preferred a button release similar to the heavy duty shears I mentioned above.\\n\\nThe shears feel nice in my hand (average size male hands) and operate easily. They do not open up very wide, so factor that into your planned use. They will cut through most foods and packaging, but since they don't have a wide opening, you won't fit a medium to thick chicken breast in them, for example. So these work best with thinner items, less than 2\\\" thick and so on.\\n\\nThe spring-loaded action makes them easy to use. When you remove them from their sheath, the blades will open and you close them by exerting very little force on them\\n\\nI do like them very much for cutting very thin neat layers of food, such as firm vegetables like peppers and mushrooms, leaving em with prepared pieces to cook, or ones that can be very easily diced/minced.\\n\\nSo, for sharpness - excellent.\\n\\nPerformance/clean up - very good, as they are strong and can be washed in a dishwasher.\\n\\nOverall usefulness - good, but they are not an \\\"everything' type of kitchen sheer due to the narrow mouth.\",\n \"Product: These 6 candy cane path lights provide illumination along a pathway or driveway. The 180 pretested mini lights produce a twinkling lighting effect to bring holiday cheer to any home.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Great while they last\\n\\nReview: I bought two sets if these (2 six piece sets). Each set spans about 10 feet, as there is about 2 feet of wire between each two candy canes. The canes stand about 27\\\" tall. They are constructed of hollow translucent plastic, and sets of red and green incandescent min-lights run into each cane.\\n\\nWhat's in the box?\\n* Six candy canes.\\n* Six plastic ground stakes.\\n* One bag of 8 replacement lights (4 each of red and green).\\n* One replacement mini fuse.\\n\\nThe lights in the canes can be adjusted to remain on steady in one color, or to alternate red, green, red, green, in a loop. This is done by the built in controller, which adjusts the speed if the color change. The sequence is red, and as red fades, green comes on, then green fades, the canes become all red again, and so on. You can adjust the speed from a fast color change to a slow change.\\n\\nBecause the stakes are plastic, I would advise getting them in the ground early, before the ground freezes. Also, try driving in a short metal spike ir screwdriver first, to ensure you do not hit stone, etc. as the stakes are just plastic and the tip will break easily if a stake hits something hard.\\n\\nThese are very pretty. However they do not appear to last. I set them up two days ago. They looked great for the first two nights. On the third night one set stopped changing color. I adjusted the controller, checked all the canes and wiring, shut them off for a while, all to no avail. I pulled them up to return them. I plugged them in once more inside the house to see if i could find anything wrong. They suddenly began changing color again! So i reinstalled them last night. Tonight (the 4th day of use) I turned on my outdoor Christmas lighting. The set which malfunctioned last night came on fine. BUT the other set, whuch had been fine yesterday, and was not touched or disturbed, began staying in steady red and not changing color!\\n\\nNow, these are made in China, and it has been my experience that most things made in China are junk. So I didn't expect years of relable service. I did hope for more than two days though.\\n\\nI tried to call the Sylvana hotline lsted in the instructions. It is advertised as available 24 x 7. I called at least a dozen times, have not gotten through to a person yet, and have been on hold as long as 30 minutes before hanging up.\\n\\nSo, pretty lights, yes. Unfortunately, junk, YES.\",\n \"Product: Audiovox Electronics VE927 9-inch LCD drop-down TV with built-in slot load DVD player is the perfect addition to your kitchen, garage, boat, RV enabling you to follow along with your favorite TV chefs, shows etc. It also includes a built-in AM/FM radio tuner, allowing you to keep things hot with your favorite tunes and radio programs. It mounts under a cabinet to keep counter space clear, and the swivel screen makes it simple to get a great view from anywhere in the room. It has a 16:9 widescreen aspect ratio, built-in ATSC digital TV tuner, front panel operation, built-in speakers, A/V output and a wireless remote control. Audiovox became a pioneer in the wireless industry, selling its first vehicle-installed wireless telephones in 1984 as a natural expansion of its automotive aftermarket business. Its extensive distribution network and its long-standing industry relationships have allowed Audiovox to benefit from growing market opportunities in the wireless industry and to exploit niches in the consumer electronics business.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: I WISH THERE WAS A NEGATIVE STAR OPTION FOR THIS PRODUCT\\n\\nReview: I have previously owned a portable Audivox DVD player for my car, which gave me all sorts of problems and Audiovox stopped supporting after only 3 years (in other words, they wouldn't repair at any price). Thus, I entered into this purchase with hesitation. However, I wanted an under-the-cabinet small screen TV, and there are only a few options in this market sector.\\n\\nI should have learned, but same as my last Audiovox purchase, this one was problem-laden. While it worked (all of 6 weeks) it was adequate. Decent picture, average sound (I didn't expect more for the size and price), and installation was fairly easy.\\n\\nHowever, about 5 weeks into ownership, the screen went black. No warning, no power. It happened once, and I thought perhaps a fluke event. However a week or so later it went black again, same thing, no power, no picture. And it never came on again.\\n\\nI've called Audiovox again, and again their service has been non-existent. They actually recommend \\\"buying a new one\\\" and told me they \\\"can't always get parts for these\\\".\\n\\nIt makes me think they don't actually make any products but pay someone else to make items for them.\\n\\nI wish I had just tried the more-expensive Sony.\\n\\nPROS:\\n* Decent video quality\\n* Screen can be turned 270 degrees\\n* Remote is user-friendly\\n* Includes radio; decent sound.\\n\\nCONS:\\n* Audiovox products seem prone to failure and Audiovox doesn't stand behind them. Warranty is virtually worthless\",\n \"Product: MIDLAND TWO WAY Radio\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great performance at a very reasonable price\\n\\nReview: I have owned several pairs of walkie talkies ranging from cheap \\\"toy\\\" types to more expensive brand name 2 way radios. This set of Midland LXT110 walkie talkies are very inexpensive yet perform quite well. They are of a sturdy enough plastic construction. The buttons do not feel overly tough, but for the price they are more than adequate.\\n\\nAll the features are quite typical for this sort of product. They are 22 channel radios running GMRS. You can scan channels to find an open or clearer channel. The units have VOX (Voice Operated Transmission) The auto-squelch feature helps reduce background noise. You can lock the keypad, dis/enable keypad tones, and there is a jack for a headset.\\n\\nEach unit runs on three AAA batteries. You can of course use rechargeable AAA cells as well, and you can charge rechargeable batteries via the jack while they are installed in the walkie talkie.\\n\\nThe radios are advertised as having a range of `up to 12 miles'. While I am sure geography is a factor, I don't know that it is practical to assume you will get 12 miles of range. I tested these in a typical suburban neighborhood and was able to hear and be heard for approximately mile. I also tried these in a shopping mall and found we could communicate well within mile of each other. I would think those are typical usage situations.\\n\\nI did test them in a wooded area that was relatively flat and got close to a mile apart while staying in contact. I was only going about a mile away, so I don't know how much further the range would have extended before I lost contact.\\n\\nFor the price, I feel the performance is excellent. I have purchased \\\"toy\\\" walkie talkies for a similar price which performed as......toys. I think these radios are comparable to products that sell for about double the price or a little more.\\n\\nIf you want a pair of inexpensive 2 way radios, this is an excellent product.\",\n \"Product: MIDLAND TWO WAY Radio\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great performance at a very reasonable price\\n\\nReview: I have owned several pairs of walkie talkies ranging from cheap \\\"toy\\\" types to more expensive brand name 2 way radios. This set of Midland LXT110 walkie talkies are very inexpensive yet perform quite well. They are of a sturdy enough plastic construction. The buttons do not feel overly tough, but for the price they are more than adequate.\\n\\nAll the features are quite typical for this sort of product. They are 22 channel radios running GMRS. You can scan channels to find an open or clearer channel. The units have VOX (Voice Operated Transmission) The auto-squelch feature helps reduce background noise. You can lock the keypad, dis/enable keypad tones, and there is a jack for a headset.\\n\\nEach unit runs on three AAA batteries. You can of course use rechargeable AAA cells as well, and you can charge rechargeable batteries via the jack while they are installed in the walkie talkie.\\n\\nThe radios are advertised as having a range of `up to 12 miles'. While I am sure geography is a factor, I don't know that it is practical to assume you will get 12 miles of range. I tested these in a typical suburban neighborhood and was able to hear and be heard for approximately mile. I also tried these in a shopping mall and found we could communicate well within mile of each other. I would think those are typical usage situations.\\n\\nI did test them in a wooded area that was relatively flat and got close to a mile apart while staying in contact. I was only going about a mile away, so I don't know how much further the range would have extended before I lost contact.\\n\\nFor the price, I feel the performance is excellent. I have purchased \\\"toy\\\" walkie talkies for a similar price which performed as......toys. I think these radios are comparable to products that sell for about double the price or a little more.\\n\\nIf you want a pair of inexpensive 2 way radios, this is an excellent product.\",\n \"Product: Pixel Skins lightweight, form-fit helps protect your iPod touch 2G & 3G from bumps and scrapes, while the textured tile pattern provides a comfortable, tactile sensation in your hand and a no-slip grip. The case offers openings to all ports, plugs and controls for convenient accessibility.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm pixelated over this case!\\n\\nReview: In my opinion, Speck makes the best iPod cases out there. You can certainly buy thicker cases which protect the whole iPod, but those tend to look like, and be the size of, a small purse. I have owned several cases but never found one that was just right, until the PixelSkin.\\n\\nI use this on my iPod 3G.\\n\\nThis case is superior for ease of use. It is slim, but thick enough to offer good protection, and the texture of the skin makes it very easy to hold. It can be placed on a surface and maintains great friction so it won't go sliding off, yet it is sleek enough to slide in and out of your pants pocket. The rubber texture is just the right mix of hard and soft. It is firm enough to protect your iPod, but not too hard too use or be comfortable in your hand or pocket, and the material does not pick up fuzz or gunk, as do some silicone/gel cases.\\n\\nThe Pixelskin allows easy access to all iPod controls and functionality.\\n\\nIt does not cover nor protect the screen, other than it covers the edge of the front so in a complete face down fall, the screen might \\\"fall well\\\" and not come into contact with a hard surface.\\n\\nI've owned this case for a year or so and it has retained its form and it has not worn down at all. I think it is a great product and a fantastic value.\",\n \"Product: PixelSkins lightweight, form-fit helps protect your iPod from bumps and scrapes, while the textured tile pattern provides a comfortable, tactile sensation in your hand and a no-slip grip. The case offers openings to all ports and controls for convenient accessibility.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: I'm pixelated over this case!\\n\\nReview: In my opinion, Speck makes the best iPod cases out there. You can certainly buy thicker cases which protect the whole iPod, but those tend to look like, and be the size of, a small purse. I have owned several cases but never found one that was just right, until the PixelSkin.\\n\\nI use this on my iPod 3G.\\n\\nThis case is superior for ease of use. It is slim, but thick enough to offer good protection, and the texture of the skin makes it very easy to hold. It can be placed on a surface and maintains great friction so it won't go sliding off, yet it is sleek enough to slide in and out of your pants pocket. The rubber texture is just the right mix of hard and soft. It is firm enough to protect your iPod, but not too hard too use or be comfortable in your hand or pocket, and the material does not pick up fuzz or gunk, as do some silicone/gel cases.\\n\\nThe Pixelskin allows easy access to all iPod controls and functionality.\\n\\nIt does not cover nor protect the screen, other than it covers the edge of the front so in a complete face down fall, the screen might \\\"fall well\\\" and not come into contact with a hard surface.\\n\\nI've owned this case for a year or so and it has retained its form and it has not worn down at all. I think it is a great product and a fantastic value.\",\n \"Product: An Amazon Brand\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent cable at a great price!\\n\\nReview: The AmazonBasics TOSLINK cable is a great product. If you are unsure of what a TOSLINK is, it is also known as a fiber optic digital audio cable. The term TOSLINK stems back to Toshiba's invention of these for CD players.\\n\\nI use a couple of these fiber optic cables for digital audio. I have one connecting my DVD player to my home theater, and one connecting my TV to my home theater.\\n\\nI previously purchased a Monster cable, which I bought because of the name, plus it was a good price and was THX certified.\\nI cannot distinguish any sound difference whatsoever between the AmazonBasics cable and the more expensive Monster cable. Visually, the cables are the same size and thickness, except that Monster adds on a large head near each end with \\\"THX\\\" embossed on it. This is a cosmetic, not functional, difference. While the Monster cables are not over-priced, the AmazonBasics performs exactly the same, but for about half the price.\\n\\nThe AmazonBasics cable length is as advertised, it connects firmly into the jacks and it works as expected.\\n\\nThe bottom line: While it is true that manufacturers can use different quality optical fiber, ranging from cheaper plastic to better quality multi-stranded plastic fibers, or sometimes glass, at the end of the day this is a digital signal. So barring a malfunctioning/damaged cable, it either moves the light or it doesn't. So, save some money and get this cable. You will be satisfied with the quality and the sound.\",\n \"Product: Capture and burn videos with the touch of a button. The VC600 can capture video and audio from almost any video device, such as VCR, Camcorder, DVD player, or any device supporting video output through an S-Video or composite RCA connection.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Easy way to migrate VCR tapes to DVD!!,\\n\\nReview: I own a Panasonic DVD player/burner which also plays VCR tapes. I purchased the unit with the intent of migrating 20+ years of VCR tape to DVD. I did not expect the Diamond VC600 to be easier than using the Panasonic, because the Panasonic is self-contained, and costs quite a bit more than the VC600 (about 5 times more). So if your intent is to migrate a lot of tapes to DVD, I would suggest you look into the Panasonic line of devices.\\n\\nThat said, the Diamond is a great little tool. At less than $50 it is clearly a great value.\\n\\nWhat's in the box?\\n* The USB Capture Device\\n* One Touch Grabber software for getting the video directly from a camcorder source\\n* VHS To DVD software for, well, VHS to DVD migration\\n* Instruction guide\\n\\nI used the device and software on two PCs....one is a desktop, 2.8Ghz with 2GB memory running Windows XP. The other is a laptop, 1.6Ghz with 2GB memory, again running XP. I had no installation issues or subsequent problems. While some reviewers report issues using this device on Vista, and I don't want to blindly blame Vista, that OS does lend itself to problems much more so than any other. If you are buying this device I would advise you use XP for now.\\n\\nPROs:\\n* Simple installation of device and software.\\n* Easy to connect to camcorders (mine anyway, a Panasonic PV-GS35).\\n* Conversion of VHS tapes works well. No data loss or video/audio sync issues noted.\\n* Software is fairly straightforward and helpful for editing copied video.\\n* Price\\n\\nCONs:\\nThe instruction guide is very basic and of no real use.\\n\\nOverall, this is a good product. Please keep in mind, it is suited for doing video migration at an inexpensive price. If you want to do a huge amount of conversion and want complete flexibility in manipulating the data, you may want to consider a more expensive approach.\\n\\nJust one note on any VHS to DVD conversion: you probably will notice that the video quality actually appears better on the DVD. Most people are surprised to notice that, assuming the quality of the result can never be better than the quality of the source. Keep in mind, if you are going from analog VHS, DVD is digital thus the data is \\\"sampled\\\". This results in more \\\"good quality\\\" video displayed and less \\\"noise\\\" level data from the displayed sampling. So you will typically see improvement in your VHS to DVD copied files regardless of what device you use to do the migration. It will not make a noisy VHS look like Blu-Ray so be realistic....but you probably will see it look a little cleaner.\\n\\nThe Diamond One Touch works as advertised, is reasonably priced, and fairly simple to use even if you are not really technically-savvy. I would recommend it for those looking for a quick, inexpensive media conversion solution.\",\n \"Product: RG6 -50-Inch White Extention Cable, Low Loss Coax for 75 Ohm components with F Male Connector EndsCall our fully staffed Tech Department for questions or help at 866-294-1660.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Average quality, reasonable price.\\n\\nReview: Average quality, reasonable price. I didn't expect more at this price. It measures a true 20 feet. The color is not quite 'bright white' and on the one I received a little inconsistent (bright white toward the ends for a foot or two and slightly off white on the rest of the cable.\\n\\nThe product DOES NOT match the photo on Amazon, so if you specifically want the plastic relief pieces built into each end, they are not there. The terminators on each end appear to be of decent quality. They do have a rubber boot on each head, which I found annoying as you had to push hard against each to make the connection and begin screwing on each end.\\n\\nBut they do go on, and they seem to work fine.\",\n \"Product: The Case Logic MSEC-2 EVA Molded Compact Camera Case. Features a hard, molded EVA shell exterior to securely protect your camera. Holds most slim-line cameras. Lanyard attachment for hands-free portability. 25 Year Warranty!\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: I can't make a case for this Case Logic\\n\\nReview: This is a decent case for a slim camera. It is a stylish cobalt blue color and it has a molded exterior that looks nice. It should be good for a slim point and shoot camera. I have two point and shoot cameras and both fit, but very barely. My Fujifilm Finepix F200EXR barely fits, with not a smidge of extra room for anything. My Panasonic Lumix TZ4K is the same tight fit. I don't consider either camera to be very large.\\n\\nThe external product dimensions are 3.6\\\" wide x 4.7\\\" long x 1.3\\\" thick.\\n\\nWhile I can fit either camera, it is so snug I can barely get the zipper closed. While a snug fit does help prevent the camera moving about, this is extremely tight.\\n\\nThe interior has two elastic straps, one on either side, so that the case opens like a clamshell, and there is also a netted storage area.\\n\\nThe case also includes a lanyard, although it is not adjustable.\\n\\nThe interior of the case has no padding, and the exterior, although molded, is not very hard. I would not use this as a rugged storage case, but it will offer some protection to your camera and the molded exterior should help against some light bumps or drops.\\n\\nThe warranty on the case is an exceptional 25 years!\\n\\nI think the case is decent, but please be sure your camera is slim, otherwise you are looking at a very tight fit.\",\n \"Product: Battery game case for iPod Touch that provides additional battery life even when not close to an outlet. Comes with 2 AA batteries that can be replaced for additional battery life. Game case is contoured for ease of use during gaming and also stands for hands free viewing.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good means of portable power for an iPod Touch\\n\\nReview: I think this is a decent product. It provides you with a means of keeping your iPod Touch going when you are running low on juice. It would be an excellent accessory for when you are outdoors for an extended period or not near another means of charging your iPod.\\n\\nWhat's in the box:\\n\\n* The GameCase Boost.\\n* Two AA batteries\\n* A brief one page instruction sheet.\\n\\nThe Boost itself consists of three pieces. The first is a lightweight, green, hard plastic which contains the port to connect to the iPod as well as a house the batteries. The second piece is a matching cover for the battery compartment. The third component is the black silicone case which fits snugly over the green plastic pieces. The silicone skin is similar to many other Touch cases. It appears to be durable and of decent quality. Like most cases of this type, there is no cover or protection for the face of the Touch.\\n\\nBecause the case must allow for two AA batteries, one on each end underneath the iPod, this would not be the kind of case that slips easily into pockets. It is not overly bulky, but it won't slide in/out of your jeans pockets either. It is more suited for storage in a backpack, a large jacket pocket, etc.\\n\\nI can't say how well the case would protect an iPod. The addition of the plastic and batteries could help buffer a fall, or it could add to potential for damage due to extra weight. So the primary reason for buying this should be for a portable power supply, not for protection.\\n\\nIt does what it says. I tested mine by running down by iPod to near dead and then connecting it to the Boost. I got a few hours of usage off the batteries, playing games, music, and other apps.\\n\\nI'd say this is a great accessory. The lone detractor for mine was that it initially appeared not to work, but I soon realized that it was shipped with dead batteries.\\n\\nGood gift for a Touch owner who is constantly using their Touch and isn't always near a place to charge their iPod.\",\n \"Product: Simply place your iPod in the dock and easily watch all your downloaded movies, listen to your music library, and view pictures from your iPod on your TV and home theater system.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Get Serious with the Nyrius!\\n\\nReview: I have a few other iPod docks, but nothing that connects to my TV. I was interested in the Nyrius Media Fusion because it can play you iPod media content (music, photos, and video) on a TV. Naturally, the content display will be only as good as the source from your iPod.\\n\\nWhat's in the box?\\n* The Nyrius Dock, model NiC708\\n* AC Adapter\\n* Remote Control\\n* RCA Cables\\n\\nThe dock is very compact and will easily fit on just about any table or surface. It is approximately 5 \\\"wide by 4\\\" deep and only 1 inch high.\\n\\nThe only output connection for a TV is RCA, but since we are talking about iPod media, you don't need any Hi-def cables anyway. If you have a need to keep the dock more than a couple of feet from the TV, you might want longer RCA cables. These are about 3 feet, 9 inches from end to end.\\n\\nThe unit includes an SD slot and a USB port, as well as an `aux in jack' so you can access media through those as well.\\n\\nLike most docks, the Nyrius charges your iPod while you are using the dock.\\n\\nSet up is easy. Simply plug it in to a wall outlet, and connect the RCA cables to the dock and to your TV.\\n\\nThe remote control is pretty generic. With buttons to power on/off, mute, switch between inputs (labled iPod, Card, and USB), and perform other basic functions. Such as Play, Stop, Rewind, Fast Forward, etc.\\n\\nIf you are looking for a TV Dock for your iPod this product is decent.\",\n \"Product: With tailored lines, sophisticated styling and a quilted interior, the UNS 114 provides fashionable yet functional protection for your laptop.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice case from Case Logic\\n\\nReview: Before I go into any other details about this case, please note: This case is the exact dimensions listed by the manufacturer and it will not accept a laptop larger than the specified 13-14.1 inches. You might be able to force a thicker 14\\\" laptop into it, but you would make it difficult to zip and probably cause the zipper to fail prematurely. It is advertised as handling up to a 14.1\\\" Mac, and it does, but very snugly.\\n\\nThat said, this is a nice case for its intended size. I have a 14\\\" MacBook Pro in it. It fits in nice and snug. The case is sleek and thin. Its design is on the feminine side in color and pattern, burgundy with a small, somewhat floral pattern on less than a quarter of the front, and the same pattern covering the inside. The pattern is not so noticeable that a man cannot use the case though.\\n\\nAlong the top of the outside floral pattern runs a small zipper which conceals a pocket which may be used for storing items such as your laptop cables and a small book/notepad, or phone or a point and shoot camera. The pocket measures about 10\\\"wide x 8\\\" deep. It is so well hidden, running along an outside seam, that you might not even notice it, except for the Case Logic product tag hooked on the zipper.\\n\\nThe case has a decent amount of padding considering its thin nature. But it is a soft case and not molded, so expect to use it for general protection against scratches and bumps, not hard falls.\\n\\nThere is a double handle on the top of the case, convenient for carrying the bag. There are no other straps or snaps to add a strap.\\n\\nOverall this is a nice bag when used for its intended size.\",\n \"Product: The ILC Classic series from Lowepro is specially built to fit a variety of compact digital powerhouses, such as: ILC, micro four-thirds, or mirrorless cameras. Classic in style and streamlined in construction, each bag is padded from top to bottom to protect your valuable gear. The ILC Classic 50 is scaled down to accommodate the camera with its attached kit lens up to 14-45 mm.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Awesome Little Case.....With Unawesome Straps\\n\\nReview: Overall, I love this case. I think the strap design is very odd, but like any Lowepro camera bag, it is made nicely and you can see and feel the quality.\\n\\nJust keep in mind it is a small case. The internal dimensions are about 7\\\" long by 3.5\\\" wide and about 5.5\\\" deep. You can fit a compact DSLR in it or a micro four-thirds camera, but it would be a tight fit for some conventional SLRs. However depending on your camera's size, it might work. I did manage to fit in my older Panasonic Lumix FZ-20 with the fixed lens, after removing the lens hoot. However that left virtually no room for anything else.\\n\\nPersonally, I use the bag to carry a point and shoot and camcorder to my kids' sports events and school functions. I am able to carry:\\n* Panasonic Lumix TZ4K \\\"Point and shoot\\\" camera\\n* Panasonic PV-GS35 camcorder\\n* 2 Spare batteries and chargers\\n* 2-3 DV tapes\\n* Three camera cables (RCA, USB, etc.)\\n* 1-4 memory cards\\n\\nAll this stuff fits comfortably, although if I bring both chargers it becomes a tight fit. One charger is fine. Usually I don't bring either charger since I am bringing charged spare batteries for both the camera and camcorder.\\n\\nSo provided you use this for a compact DSLR, point and shoot camera, or camcorder, you should find this case has ample room. Here's what you get:\\n\\nOn the outside, the black case includes an adjustable, removable shoulder strap. The shoulder strap, while comfortable, is placed in an odd location, attaching to the case at the rear corners. This causes the case to hang on an angle when in use. It's OK, just not ideal. The center pad on the strap has a \\\"non slip\\\" texture on its underside, which is a nice feature. The case top has a handle so it can be picked up or carried from the handle. On the case front is a small gusseted pocket. This won't hold much, perhaps a lens cover or other small, thin items. I keep a lens filter and my spare battery in it. The front case cover secures at the front with two \\\"buckle\\\" snaps - again which appear to be of the better quality you might expect from Lowepro. However, the straps sometimes slide out of the buckles, so its possible to lose them. The interior is gray with some thin padding and contains two adjustable/removable walls which secure by Velcro, one which fits from front to back and the other which will fit from the adjustable wall to one of the fixed walls. There are also two small pockets built into the interior of the case top which would each hold a couple of memory cards.\\n\\nI would not choose this case as a catch-all to carry a full complement of camera equipment. However, if you are bringing one compact camera and a small lens/accessory or two, and/or a camcorder, this is a nice bag.\",\n \"Product: Nivelo Tripod is a sleek, lightweight, compact tripod that folds in a few seconds flat to only 11.75\\\" long, yet can extend to a full 39.75\\\" tall. Nivelo boasts all the features of a full-size tripod, minus the hassle. Its innovative open canopy lets you invert the Quick Fold Central Column, which is great macro photography. Plus, it collapses in one second and is so ultra compact, you can tote it in a medium-sized purse or small bag. Its reliable, too, with its 20-mm diameter legs that provide solid support and position at 23 degrees for great stability. Its strong Twist-n-Lock leg locks enable you to extend the leg sections and lock with incredible speed. This stylish, new generation kind of tripod is perfect for popular compact mirror less, interchangeable lens cameras and other digital cameras. Simply mount your camera to Nivelos head with its Quick Attach Camera Screw. Take smooth panoramic shots with its 360-degree rotating head and unique-angle shots with its side-to-side tilting function. Other features include shock-absorbing contoured rubber feet, a bubble level on the pan head for balance and an anti-spin central column.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Numerous features, just \\\"OK\\\" design\\n\\nReview: This tripod is a contradiction in many respects. The Nivelo 204SL is feature-laden. Vanguard appears to have thought of everything with this product. It is lightweight, at only about 1.3 pounds. It collapses to the size of an umbrella, just under 1 foot long, and stores easily in the included lightweight bag. The head and center column invert for easy macro photography. It even has a bubble level on the head so no guessing about being level on uneven ground. It seems to have it all, and at a price which is not very high.\\n\\nHowever, it also has a few design attributes I consider less than ideal. The first is its overall height. As a concession to being ultra-portable, when fully extended, the tripod is just shy of 40\\\" tall. That is typical of many compact tripods. To me, that is not suitable for most applications. The big drawback, though, is the legs. While the feet are soft rubber and will not slide or mark up floors, the legs are dependent on a `Twist-n-Lock' system to remain in place. They really just twist until tight enough to hold the leg. There is no actual locking mechanism, which many other tripods do have. On the Nivelo, you have to be careful to tighten them well enough or they can loosen and collapse.\\n\\nPROs:\\n* Lightweight and very compact.\\n* Reversible column for macro work.\\n* Bubble level.\\n* Five year warranty.\\n\\nCONs:\\n* Limited height when fully extended.\\n* Leg locking system not always secure.\\n* Instructions are printed on box in very small typeface.\\n\\nIn the end. this tripod and has some good features. It is very compact and lightweight, thus very portable. That is offset by the height limitation. Again, that is a sacrifice made for portability, but worth noting in case a higher tripod height is important to you.\\n\\nI just cannot get past the leg locking system. It is enough to keep me from being able to fully trust this tripod. I would consider it OK as a secondary stand, or for macro work, but I don't want to trust it with my expensive camera equipment. The Nivelo 204 has some competitors, such as Slik, which will give you a more stable product for a similar price.\",\n \"Product: Logitech Stereo Speakers Z120 make it simple to connect just about any audio source. So it's easy to enjoy your favorite music, videos and more.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Logitech does it again!\\n\\nReview: OK, first off - these are inexpensive speakers so do not get them assuming they will somehow produce room-filling Bose type audio. For the price, they are incredible.\\n\\nThe box includes the two small speakers, a 3.5mm \\\"RCA type\\\" cable to plug into your laptop/PC, and a USB cable. These are both 4 feet long.\\n\\nThe speakers are very small and lightweight. They measure about 3 \\\" x 3 \\\" x 4 \\\" and the left and right speakers weigh 9 and 9.7 ounces, respectively. So these are quite portable.\\n\\nSetup amounts to setting the Z120 speakers down on your desk, table, etc. and connecting the USB cable to your laptop for power. Then plug in the 3.5mm jack into the laptop, or your iPod if you prefer, and that's it. The integrated cables allow the speakers to be 3 or so feet apart. The only control is a single knob for power and volume with an On/Off indicator.\\n\\nThe sound is excellent, great highs, nice midrange, and healthy lows. The lows were a little flat, and did distort with the volume all the way up. You probably don't need to turn these up all the way though - The volume is impressive, especially considering these are 1.2 watt and USB-powered. That's just 0.6 watts per channel. Frequency response on the Z120's is 20Hz-20kHz.\\n\\nFor the price, compact nature of these speakers, and the fact that they produce excellent sound while dependent on USB power, I think this is an excellent product. These would be great for anyone looking for some very portable, very good audio reproduction.\",\n \"Product: Slim fitted folio case made of synthetic leather and soft felt lining. Allows full access to iPad's screen and buttons.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: iHome Needs To do Their Homework.....\\n\\nReview: I have a few iPad 2 cases. My favorite tends to be the Speck HandyShell, which is incredibly flexible as far as viewing/holding angles. However it offers no front cover or any real screen protection. As far as \\\"folio\\\" type cases, I find this iHome case to be overpriced compared to the competition.\\n\\nIt comes in several colors; I opted for gray for no other reson than my other folio cases are black. The case is slim, as advertised, so it adds no bulk to the device. It is made of a synthetic leather exterior, with a soft material on the interior. The cover contains magnets to make the iPad \\\"sleep\\\" or \\\"wake\\\" when you close/open the cover. I found the case did not cause the iPad to sleep consistently. I have other cases, such as Belkin's Cinema Stripe, which have the same feature, and work perfectly.\\n\\nI have three big concerns with this case. The cover, the viewing angles, and the overall design.\\n\\nThe cover is very thin, and somewhat warped. This probably causes the magnets to not line up/fail to do their job. Also, the cover is so thin, it doesn't support the iPad very well when propped up for viewing, or when typing.\\n\\nUnlike my other cases, this one seems to have just two viewing angles, while the others have multiple angles.\\n\\nWhat I think is the biggest flaw, the overall design. The case doesn't completely match up to the iPad 2 buttons and ports, not even the Home button or camera! My iPad 2 also doesn't fit snugly in the case, so there is a bit of play in between the device and the case.\\n\\nI can't see a reason to buy this case, especially since better cases, such as some Belkin's, can be obtained in the same price range, or maybe a little higher. Other than providing very basic protection, this case falls far short as far as being a functional iPad case.\",\n \"Product: The Targus Truss Leather Case/Stand for Motorola Xoom is constructed of durable top-grain leather which provides a tough protective exterior. The case easily transforms into a stand for hands-free viewing which is ideal for movie-watching. To use the Xoom in the case, the Targus Truss opens like a book and all buttons are exposed so the device is fully functional while in the case. The soft interior lining protects against scratches while the secure wrap-around band holds the case closed when not in use. The Truss case uniquely combines both style and function into a durable case for the Motorola Xoom. Compatibility - Designed specifically for the Motorola Xoom Functionality - Case transforms into stand with multiple viewing angles Material - Durable top grain leather exterior; Soft lining protects against scratches.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Targus Xooms to the rescue!\\n\\nReview: I have owned several Targus products, most often laptop bags. I have always found them to be a step above the rest in both quality and functionality. I'm in the IT industry and handle a lot of technology devices, so it is important to me to have protective cases and bags which can take some abuse and accidents.\\n\\nThe Truss does not disappoint. I would consider it quite a step up from the Motorola portfolio case, which is essentially plastic. The Truss is made of nice leather. The interior is a gray, very soft material to gentle encompasses the Xoom tablet. The Truss is not light, weighing over 13 1/2 ounces. But the extra weight is a small trade-off for the protection of a device which costs several hundreds of dollars.\\n\\nFunctionality-wise, the Truss fits the Xoom perfectly. The tablet fits snugly and can be completely covered when the Truss case is closed. The Truss also has a nylon, elastic strap which wraps around the case when closed.\\nThe Truss can be \\\"easeled\\\" at only one angle when standing up the tablet. That's the only advantage I'd give the Motorola case over the Truss, as the Motorola has 3 angles.\\n\\nSome people report that the strap on the Truss covers the Volume button. It does, however this is only when the case is closed and the strap is over it. I suppose when you are using the Xoom for audio and have the case closed this could be an annoyance. I did find when I closed the case, having the strap pulled around the case does partially obstruct the Volume button.\\n\\nEvery other Xoom control/port/button is completely accessible when using the Truss case, except for the Volume button. You can still control the volume by pressing the strap where the button is.\\n\\nOverall, this is a very good case and I think a good value.\",\n \"Product: AmazonBasics products are quality electronics accessories offered at a great value. Made in China.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Generic Dashboard Mount\\n\\nReview: This is a decent dashboard mount for a GPS. I have a Garmin mount which I purchased for my Garmin GPS. That one is a little heavier than this one and does not slide at all, even during abrupt turns. However, the Garmin is made specifically for a Garmin Nuvi mount, whereas this one accommodates any suction cup type mount.\\n\\nThe product is made of three \\\"bean bag\\\" type sections joined in the middle with a black disk, which allows you to mount the suction cup from your GPS there. The bottom is \\\"non-slip\\\". The mount spans about 8\\\" from end to end\\\"\\n\\nI am using this with a Tom Tom GPS. It serves the purpose but it does tend to slide a little if you take fast turns. I have used it on the curved dash of an older Chrysler minivan, a Dodge Durango and a Volvo S60. It can sit just about anywhere and stays put on a curved dash, except for the aforementioned occasional slide.\\n\\nSo....decent dashboard mount, works well, but is not 100% - it can slide in some situations.\",\n \"Product: Protect your Samsung Galaxy 2 tablet from bumps and scratches while you're on the go with this case that features leather material and a cutout for easily using your tablet's camera lens without removing the case.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Yet Another Great Belkin Product\\n\\nReview: By and large, I find when I buy a Belkin product I get something that is well designed, of great value (price compared to performance), and often fills a void left by a product manufacturer. While there are numerous manufacturers of tablet cases, thus no void here, I think Belkin once again hits the other two nails on the head (design and value).\\n\\nThis is a good quality case for your Samsung Galaxy tablet. Probably the most common question asked when buying a case for a tablet, phone, etc. is \\\"Will it fit MY device?\\\" This case will fit both the Verizon 4G LTE and Wi-Fi models of the Samsung Galaxy 2.\\n\\nThe design of the case seems to be well thought out. All of the necessities are addressed. It fits the tablet snugly, offers protection to the edges (and whole tablet when closed), and it has cutouts which properly align with the controls and camera.\\n\\nIt is available in `midnight black' and `midnight purple'. Mine is the black. I think they are all black on the outside and the color difference is the interior only (which is completely visible when using the case as a stand, so if color matters to you - just a note). The exterior feels soft but durable enough to protect your device. The bulk of the case appears to be made of leather, with obvious exceptions like the elastic or rubber parts.\\n\\nThe case sets up at six different angles for viewing, not counting flat of course. It secures closed with a built-in large (nylon?) elastic band. This is typical of many cases, although I prefer a magnetic or Velcro closure.\\n\\nYou will add some bulk to your tablet with this case, however that is true of any case which provides \\\"portfolio\\\" type coverage/protection.\\n\\nAll in all this is a very nice case for the price. I would love to see it with a magnetic closure like Belkin's Cinema Stripe iPad case, or at least a Velcro closure. While the elastic band works fine, it just tends to be annoying to pull over the case edge and off, etc. But overall a nice case at a nice price.\",\n \"Product: 3M Privacy Filters keep confidential information private. Only persons directly in front of the monitor can see the image on screen; others on either side of them see a darkened screen.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: The Gold Standard Of Privacy Filters?\\n\\nReview: Generally, I am not one to get excited over a privacy filter. They tend to be products which clip on a monitor or laptop and serve a specific function, preventing people from viewing your screen content, usually while dulling down your own view of the screen. 3M has a pretty nice filter here though. It is not inexpensive. However, it performs very nicely.\\n\\nI would rate it as a \\\"perfect\\\" 5 were there a better solution for attaching it to the Macbook Air. It comes with two clips and double sided tape. You use the clips in unison with the tape to mount the filter. The clips are OK although, under the assumption they were designed for a specific device (the MacBook Air), they could fit more flush. They do hold the filter in place. The tape also works. I am just not a fan of adhesives on computers. Particularly in this case, where you have an option to reverse the filter, who wants any residue on either side of the filter - or the computer! You can remove the filter from the clips at any time.\\n\\nThe screen is 5 3/4\\\" high x 10 5/32\\\" wide and fits the 11\\\" Air perfectly. As mentioned above, you can reverse it between the black and gold side. Both work but the gold side is really nice. As you work on the Air, people to the side of you see the gold screen (not your data) and it looks cool. I've had a few people remark about the screen, that it looks unusual (in a good way), awesome, etc.\\n\\nAs for functionality, it is typical of a high quality privacy filters. You can see through it fine, but it will slightly diminish brightness, color, etc. It is not as if you look at it with the filter on and say \\\"No way\\\", but it is an extra layer on your screen so you probably will turn up your brightness a bit in some situations. I didn't notice much of the annoying diagonal pattern you tend to see with some privacy filters. As for peripheral viewing, the screen does what it should and people on an angle cannot see your screen content, only black, or the awesome gold color.\\n\\nThis product can be purchased in a couple of sizes to fit 11\\\" or 13\\\" Air models.\\n\\n3M provides a one year warranty on the screen.\\n\\nOverall, this is a really good screen and performs nicely. I think the solution for putting it on the Air needs to be looked at, but that is not a major issue. The screen works well, stays on, and is easy to keep clean. I would highly recommend this filter for Air users who need privacy due to sensitive content on their screen.\",\n \"Product: Work, Play, Protect Go from typing to viewing with one simple motion. The durable construction and thoughtful design details protect your new 3rd generation iPad from damage and the soft interior lining is soft against the screen. Lightweight and ultra-thin, this case slips easily into any bag without adding bulk. Auto Wake Magnets: Hidden Auto Wake Magnets wake up your new 3rd generation iPad simply by opening the cover. Type and View Modes: The tri-fold cover converts to a versatile stand with angles perfect for either typing or viewing. Protective Corners Snap in corners hold your new 3rd generation iPad securely in place and keep it safe from damage. With a minimalist design approach the protective corners quietly fade into the background. Strap Closure When you're not using your new 3rd generation iPad, the secure strap closure keeps the cover closed and your screen protected.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Belkin Missed The Boat!\\n\\nReview: I want to like this stand. I usually love Belkin products. It looks nice, it looks like it is well made, and its not terribly high priced. But....it just misses the boat. It is some leather-like material, and at this price range you typically can get some of of laether on the case and several viewing angles.\\n\\nThe cover folds to make a triangle that lifts the iPad up to a viewing angle, but its not the greatest angle, and the case isn't flexible enough to change the angle very much. It either in a typing position or a \\\"viewing\\\" position. Again, two positions isn't enough for a case that cost $25 or $30.\\n\\nThe exterior and interior do look and feel nice, and the magnetic control works well for me (iPad2 and iPad3) for waking/sleeping the iPad.\\n\\nEither an iPad2 or iPad 3 will snap securely into place, and all ports/controls line up nicely so they remain accessible while the iPad is in the case.\\n\\nThe strap which secures the cover works well, but I am never found these to be great, preferring some other sort of portfolio type closure.\\n\\nSo, all and all, this is a well made case, but due to the limited positioning, not Belkin's best.\",\n \"Product: The Tap2Pass Receiver allows you to access your automatic garage door opener or automatic gate with your iPhone, iPod or Android powered smartphone.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: To Pass Or Not To Pass On The Tap2Pass\\n\\nReview: This is not a terrible product, despite the many bad reviews. Neither is it a great product. It does have a couple of major flaws which prevent it from being a much better product. So, depending on your expectation and needs, you may find it bad, or acceptable -read on.........\\n\\nOut of the box it works as advertised. Set up is not difficult, however you will need to do a little light wiring to connect the device to your garage door opener. I would allow about 20-40 minutes for installation. The maker advertises 15 minutes, but let's assume you need to get a screw driver, turn off power to your garage door opener, get on a chair or ladder, open up/close your opener unit, perhaps cable-staple some wire, and program a code, etc. Depending on where you need to locate the Tap2Pass, you may need to run additional \\\"doorbell\\\" wire (not included). Also, if you need to use the AC adapter (in cases where your garage door opener can't provide power to the Tap2Pass), you'll need an electrical outlet to plug this in. If you have a garage door opener with a lighted keypad or control panel, the unit will probably provide enough juice to run the Tap2Pass once you wire it. If not, you may be looking at using the included AC adapter, which means you need access to an electrical outlet, or possibly an extension cord. My 10 year old Genie opener was fine, as I think most will be.\\n\\nOnce connected, use of the device itself is simple, as is the free Apple application.\\nNow the two big flaws: the range is terrible. My driveway is about 50 feet long. I have a Genie garage door opener that is about 10 years old. I can use my built in transmitter that came in my 10 year old car as I near my house while still on the street. I use the transmitter that came with my Genie as I enter my driveway. With the Tap2Pass I need to be in my driveway and pretty close to the garage (10-15 feet or so). I even tried using the included AC adapter, thinking that would provide more power and increase the range.....to no avail.\\n\\nThe other issue is the Bluetooth pairing. You must pair your phone with the Tap2Pass. It is easy to do, similar to pairing any other Bluetooth-enabled device. However, you need to pair/reestablish connectivity EVERY time you pull up to your garage. This can take from 30 seconds to a minute or two.\\nAt the price point the Tap2Pass is sold at, it should perform at a higher level. Instead it tends to have the qualities of a \\\"As Seen On TV\\\" gimmick gadget.\\n\\nIs it awful? No. Does it work? Yes. But it really needs some refinement to be useful. The range must be improved. I don't know what can be done in regard to a better pairing solution.\\n\\nAll in all, if you love gadgets and get a kick out of operating devices from your phone, don't depend on this as a daily use, \\\"no waiting to open the garage door\\\" device, and aren't bothered by the short range, you might love the Tap2Pass. On the other hand, if you don't like the extra steps of pairing your phone to it every time you approach, and expect the same range as with a typical garage remote, you probably wouldn't like the Tap2Pass.\",\n \"Product: You've got your music on your phone, and you're ready to play. Enjoy deeper, more powerful sound than you thought possible from a speaker this small. The SoundLink Bluetooth Mobile speaker II works wirelessly with Apple, Android and BlackBerry devices, or your tablet or laptop - and goes wherever you do for music when you want, where you want.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Bose Provides A Sound Link For Mobile Music!\\n\\nReview: I own several similar audio products, a couple of which might be considered \\\"high end\\\", including a Bowers & Wilkins Zeppelin. I have never owned a Bose product other than a Soundlink.\\n\\nThe Soundlink II is a mobile speaker. It can play music from Bluetooth sources, and has a 3.5mm port as well. It has no actual docking station other than the 3.5mm port. It is not WiFi-capable, so it cannot be connected to a wireless network. Bose provides a 1 year warranty.\\n\\nThe sound on the Soundlink II is astounding. At about 9\\\" x 5\\\" x 2\\\", It is not much larger than a paperback book. But it packs a lot of sound. The volume is great, and the sound clarity is consistent throughout the range of volume.\\n\\nI listen to a variety of music on the Soundlink originating from iPad, iPods, and Blackberries. The highs are great and very clear, midranges are crisp, and the bass is powerful and booming. I don't know that I notice any difference in sound quality over the original model, although Bose advertises the sound as improved. Frankly, I don't know how far you can improve on `incredible.'\\n\\nSo what is in the box?\\n* The Soundlink II.\\n* AC adapter/charger.\\n* 3.5mm cable.\\n* Instruction manual.\\n\\nThe design is sleek all the way around. There are a total of six buttons, all on top, and all with lighted icons. These are: Power, Aux, Bluetooth, Mute, and Volume Up and Volume Down.\\n\\nThe Soundlink II pairs easily. Simply hold down the Bluetooth button for a second and confirm the pairing on your wireless device. That's it - you're connected and ready to play your music! You can pair up to six devices in the Soundlink's memory. For devices you need to connect without BlueTooth, just plug in the device with the included 3.5mm cable and press the Aux button. I use my iPod that way.\\n\\nVolume can be controlled by the Soundlink Volume buttons or through your paired device's volume controls.\\n\\nOn the surface, the Soundlink II appears to be pretty much the same as its predecessor, Bose's Soundlink product. One notable difference is the design for the built-in cover. The new cover folds in its middle (bi-fold) so you can fold it to just about the same width as the Soundlink bottom and use it as a rest. This is an improvement to you if you place the Soundlink on narrow surfaces.\\n\\nThe built-in cover is available in leather as an option, as opposed to nylon. It is also available in several colors.\\n\\n The wireless range is excellent. I'm sure it depends on the structure you are in and other variables such as other interference and battery charge. But I have stayed connected from 40 feet away, while I was in my yard and the Soundlink was on my deck plugged into an outlet. The Soundlink is great for use inside or outside, to take to parties, or a park, etc. It IS NOT waterproof so treat it as you would any other fine electronic product.\\n\\nThe rechargeable lithium-ion battery is rated for 8 hours. Bose says at maximum volume the battery will last for 3 hours. I have used it for much longer, like 12 hours (not straight, but total) without a charge before it shut off. If you hold down the Power button, the battery icon changes color to provide battery status: green 70-100%, amber 20-70%, and red, less than 20%. When plugged in to charge, the battery icon will light up amber and remain that way while charging, when it will shut off.\\n\\nThis is an incredible mobile speaker. It is well worth the price. I would highly recommend it for someone who wants a high quality sounds system that is also mobile.\",\n \"Product: Pioneer's SC-1223-K AV receiver combines everything you need for a complete home theater experience, while utilizing their Class D3 amplification.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: There's A Reason They Are Called Pioneer\\n\\nReview: Let me preface this review by saying I do not consider myself to be an audiophile. I am typically content with \\\"good sound.\\\" I do own a couple of upscale products (Bose, etc.) but do not seek those out. My existing home theater receiver is a Panasonic, which is good, but certainly not considered upscale. I recently needed to update/upgrade as my Panny equipment was becoming dated.\\n\\nSo why Pioneer's SC-1223-K? There are certainly many other choices available, and some high quality 7.2 channel alternatives at half the price of this product. For example, I tried Sony's STR-DN840, which costs a lot less than the SC-1223-K. The Sony has great sound and lots of features, and is probably more than enough receiver for most people. The Pioneer is so much more than a typical receiver though. As I alluded to in the review title, not to be corny, but the manufacturer is a pioneer in the field with this product family.\\n\\nOut of the box, the SC-1223-K is a bit heavier than some other products, weighing in at close to 26 pounds. The Sony mentioned above weighs just over 22 pounds. The SC-1223-K is not overly large. It will fit in most typical entertainment unit/home theater spaces, measuring 17.1\\\" wide, 15.6\\\" deep and 7.3 inches high. The box contains:\\n* SC-1223-K receiver\\n* Power cord\\n* Remote control\\n* 2 AAA batteries for remote control\\n* Microphone (for setup)\\n* AM loop antenna\\n* FM wire antenna\\n* Quick Start guide\\n* AVNavigator CD\\n* Safety Brochure\\n* Warranty form.\\n\\nThe most notable thing about the SC-1223-K is that it is a Class D amplifier. What is class D and why would you want it? Because Class D amplifiers are controlled by digital circuitry (binary \\\"on\\\" or \\\"off\\\"), they drive full bass and midrange output while using less power than their conventional cousins. They also produce this power with minimal distortion. So while the SC-1223-K is no lightweight, it is \\\"compact\\\" for its power/wattage class. It is a misconception that Class D amplifiers are \\\"digital.\\\" While the circuitry is digital, the amplifier itself is good, old analog.\\n\\nBasic set up of this amplifier is pretty straightforward. I am connecting mine to my TV, DVD player, etc. in one room. Please note, this receiver has A LOT of features, so, while you can set up basic functionality and enjoy it a short while after taking it out of the box, you are not going to learn and use every feature in a day.\\n\\nThe unit is capable of multi-zone applications (speakers in more than one room), and with 8HDMI input ports, options abound. NOTE: 7 of the HDMI inputs on are the rear panel, 1 is on the front panel.\\n\\nI use the remote to control most of the receiver's functions. The remote has a somewhat busy control panel, but not overwhelming, and the number of buttons is justified because this receiver is very versatile with an array of features. You CAN program the remote to also control your TV, which is nice as many remotes omit that feature. However, if you have cable TV, a STB comes into play so your experience may vary. You can connect your STB to the receiver. I have Verizon FIOS, and connected my STB. I use the FIOS remote for many functions which I can't do with the Pioneer remote (nor would expect to) such as DVR commands. The included remote is programmable though, and capable of learning through other remote codes and signals.\\n\\nThe front panel has a sleek, simplistic looking display. However, when it is on, there are a lot of LED icons, etc. Among these are the basic indicators, volume, input selection/source, Dolby/DTS modes, as well as Multi-Zone, speakers, listening modes, and even \\\"Sleep mode.\\\" The back panel has numerous ports and jacks and these are well labeled, so you shouldn't have to guess on anything. There are 7 HDMI input ports, two HDMI outputs, 2 sets of component video jacks, 4 A/V input jack sets, an A/V out set for a second zone, 2 fiber-optic inputs, 2 coax inputs, an Ethernet port, and of course, antenna and speaker jacks. I had no issues connecting my other video and audio devices, or operating them with the remote.\\n\\nThe first thing I did after connecting my devices and speakers was to optimize the sound using the included microphone. This is simple and if you follow the instructions in the user guide and on screen, you should have no issue. I have to say, I have used receivers before with microphone calibration, but the results of Pioneer's calibration process....really \\\"perfect\\\" acoustic balance - to me, anyway. With other products, I always felt like I was adjusting speaker balance to get optimal sound, wanting to raise or lower something based on a movie versus music, a concert on TV, DVD versus BluRay, and so on. Yet with the SC-1223-K, I am yet to say \\\"Gee, the right channels are a little too low.\\\" I feel immersed in the audio each and every time.\\n\\nAs for the instruction manual, it is very detailed, and there is quite a bit to it (again, this thing has A LOT of features), but the book is well diagramed and simple to follow.\\n\\nThe Multi-Zone feature is nice; I have it on the Sony also. I do not have a need for this feature, however it is really nice. You can operate the two zones independent of each other, so you can play your TV output on the first zone, and run a second zone (streaming music, for example) to speakers in another part of the house.\\n\\nThe video features allow you to take the video devices and adjust color, white balance, hue, saturation, noise, etc. That is notable, as this is not an \\\"audio only\\\" home theater receiver. You can also play video sourced from your iPod, a camcorder, or other video sources. When in TV mode, you can enable settings so that the depth of your \\\"3D sound\\\" is balanced with your TV's 3D display.\\n\\nI really like a network ready receiver, and this one is just that. It can be connected easily to your home network, and has built in Input functions for Pandora, Internet Radio, Media Server, etc.\\n\\nThe receiver does not have built-in Bluetooth, and requires an optional adapter purchase. My comment there is, come on, for almost $800? If you are going to make your device compatible with so many devices and network protocols, include the Bluetooth. That would be the lone thing missing from this product, and with the plethora of features, it is simply not enough to detract from an otherwise incredible performance.\\n\\nThe receiver interfaces with Apple AirPlay, HTC Connect, stream music from your PC, etc. If you have Windows 8 or DLNA devices streaming is that much easier.\\n\\nAs I mentioned at the outset of this review. I like nice sound, but am typically not impressed by what is advertised as incredible/superior audio quality. That said, the SC-1223-K produces about the nicest sound I've heard. Of course, your speaker quality comes into play. I used my existing speaker's from my Panasonic home theater, which are of decent quality. I do have a better quality sub-woofer though, a Klipsch.\\n\\nSo, the sound on this receiver is really just awesome. Playing Blu-Ray, DVD, streaming music from an iPod, or just listening to the radio, it produces powerful sound, full, booming, and at high volumes, you can hear the string work on guitars or minute background sounds on a movie, and all crisp and clear with no distortion. I thought I would play this receiver and feel it was good but not worth the price, but I really feel, if you want superior sound and flexibility, Pioneer has put themselves out well in front of the pack.\\n\\nI do not think this receiver is for everyone. It's price puts it in a class where the average home theater listener can get decent \\\"family room\\\" quality for much less. But if you entertain a lot, where your home theater/home audio are a big part of that entertainment, or you want all the flexibility this product offers, you may want to look at Pioneer's SC-1223-K as a premium solution.\",\n \"Product: GolfBuddy presents the new WT3. A Golf GPS watch pre-loaded with more than 36,000 courses worldwide. It provides Full Hazard and Targets Information, Dynamic Green View and Pin-Placement feature at NO additional costs. It comes in a comfortable wristband and water proof case design - fitted for any situation.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Heck of A Golf Buddy\\n\\nReview: The first thing you might ask when you see the GolfBuddys WT3 advertised is, what is it, a watch, a rangefinder, gadget, a GPS? The answer is Yes!\\n\\nFirst a little bit about the product. The WT3 package contains the wristwatch, a charging dock/cable and user guide. There are four buttons on the watch: on the left side there is a Power button on the top and an OK button below it. On the right side there is an Up/Mark button and Down/Scorecard button below it.\\n\\nThe watch is programmed with 36,000 courses and has the capacity to store 40,000. The present list spans about 100 countries. The course data updates over the air weekly. This and any other OTA activity is free. If you want to know what courses it recognizes, GolfBuddy provides a course list [...] . If you play a course which is not loaded, you can request one at the website.\\n\\nTo set up the watch, you hold down the Power button to power it on. The watchs time will be automatically set after it establishes communication with the GPS satellite. You can also set the clock manually if you prefer.\\n\\nCosmetically, the watch is very nondescript. Its ABS polycarbonate case is black (also available in white) matte finish, with a grayscale display. (shades of black, gray, white). While some may prefer a nice color display, the advantage to this display is it tends to be easier to read in bright sun. This is actually a plus when you are out on a course. The display size is 144 by 168 pixels (approx. 1 diagonally).\\n\\nThe watch is advertised as water-proof. It is rated at IPX7, which means it can take rain, or some splashes of water, and immersion in water (less than 3 feet/30 minutes). I don't think Id go swimming with it, but it can take being out in the rain.\\n\\nElectronically, the watch functions well. This is really a product designed specifically for golf. It is not a watch with a couple of semi-useful golf-related features. The watch is very capable of providing hole and hazard information, pin placement, distance across the green, and more. It uses GPS to recognize courses and holes. Navigating the menus is easy, and for the most part, intuitive. The Main Menu presents 4 options, Play Golf, Time, GPS Tracking, and Settings. When you are in Play Golf mode, you will see your course Hole #, Left/right green, Par, Yards away, the shape of the green, and the distance to the front, center, and back of the green. You can also view Target information, where there are icons (most are intuitive , such as bunker, trees, etc.) and distances to each. The menu will also give you Pin Positioning and Play Settings. You can also record your scores while you are playing. GPS tracking can be used to gauge your location/distance to locations on the course.\\n\\nI tested this at Baltursol in Springfield, NJ as well as the Essex county Country Club in West Orange, NJ. The watch features work as expected. The rangefinder was just as accurate as a conventional finder, and the dynamic green view is really nice. I experienced no connectivity issues, no problems using any features, and no errors or need to power it off and back on.\\nThe battery will last through about 7-9 hours, which should be enough even for a foursome playing on a crowded course. It will hold a charge for up to 50 days of conventional use as a timepiece.\\n\\nThe product is made in Korea and comes with a 90 day warranty. I am never happy when a product costs over $100-150, but has less than a one year warranty.\\n\\nOverall, I think this is a well-thought out product, which seems to be made well. Golf enthusiasts will probably love it, especially if they like technology gadgets.\\n\\nI think for the price, it should have a longer warranty, hence 4 starts instead of 5.\",\n \"Product: Enjoy hour after hour of wireless music or calls with Philips wireless headphones. Featuring NFC, Bluetooth connectivity, superior 40mm neodymium drivers and soft, over-ear cushions, this is freedom of movement and comfort at its finest.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Full Size Headphone....With The Freedom Of Wireless\\n\\nReview: I have always been a fan of conventional headphones. Yes, earbuds are convenient, inconspicuous, and often yield great sound for not too much cost. But at home, relaxing, I prefer a full headphone. I had a decent, but old Koss set, which was made before Bluetooth existed, so I wanted to update to something with a little more listening flexibility.\\n\\nEnter the Philips SHB7150. While not cheap, they aren't overly expensive either, and the sound quality is really nice. Out of the box, you have:\\n The SHB7150 headphones\\n A USB charger cable (USB on one end, micro-USB on the headphone end)\\n A 3.5mm jack for wired use. The cable is approximately 4 feet long.\\n Quick Start guide\\n\\nLike other Philips headphones, these are made by Woox Innovations. They are a brand licensee of Philips, but headquartered in Hong Kong. Woox is owned by Gibson, makers of Gibson guitars.\\n\\nThe headphones need to be charged before use. Mine took about an hour to charge. Philips says a full charge is 3 hours. You can, of course, use them right out of the box wired, with the included 3.5mm cable.\\n\\nThe headset is easy to power on, and pairs much like any other Bluetooth product. The headset stores the last 8 paired devices. You can also connect these headphones to a device that supports NFC. Whats NFC? Near Field Communication is sort of a low powered wi-fi connectivity, usable at short range. If you have an iPhone you do NOT have NFC. If you have a Blackberry, you probably have NFC along with Blutooth. Any way, with NFC you do not need to enter codes to pair. Press the button on the device, touch it to your Blackberry, or other NFC-enabled phone and there you go, connected. Since it uses less power than Bluetooth for most applications, NFC will result in a slower power drain on your device battery.\\n\\nControls on the SHB7150 are very simple and reside on the right ear cup: the Call/Music button (also turns device on/off) is under the Philips logo and LED light on the face of the ear cup. The other controls run along the side of the same earpiece. Left to right they are:\\n The charger port\\n The Volume/Track control\\n The audio jack\\n Microphone\\n\\nI have used the headphones wirelessly and wired. The sound is great either way. A few songs I listened to had me saying Hmmm, not sure I ever heard that in the background before. The 40mm Neodymium speakers get the job done.\\nThe phones themselves are all black with plastic encasement. The leather trim is padded and soft against your ears and head. The headband adjusts easily and makes choosing your own comfort/size a breeze.\\n\\nSince these are Bluetooth, you can, of course, make phone calls through them using your phone. The battery is good so far. I listened to music and took calls over a few hours and the charge is still good. The 200 mAh battery is advertised as providing minimum of 9 hours of music/talk, and 200 hours of standby.\\n\\nThe call quality was decent. The sound was fine and the callers said I sounded OK, very slightly muffled, typical of just about any earphone/bud microphone that doesnt boom near your mouth. Typical of a Bluetooth headset, you can tap the buttons to perform basic operations (pick up a call, reject a call, redial, etc.).\\n\\nAs far as distance, I have used these on Bluetooth about 40 feet from my Bluetooth radio. I tried going outside and got about 70 feet away, give or take, and the signal quality dropped then I lost the connection. But 40-50 should be more than enough for most household use.\\n\\nA couple of things to know: when using the 3.5mm cable, you can get music only. I mean, you can make a call, but your mic is disabled so youd be listening only. Also, you can use the headphones to control your music (play, pause, skip forward/back ONLY if your phone or Bluetooth source supports AVRCP.\\n\\nAs far as warranty, I cannot seem to find anything on the Philips or Woox sites, or in the packaging, that specifies a warranty. I believe usually Philips provides a 1 year warranty on audio products though.\\n\\nOverall I love these headphones. Great sound, afordable, very comfortable, and with the bluetooth connection, I can sit and read, eat, write, etc. with them on my head, but have no obstruction from a wire. Really a nice product.\",\n \"Product: The Steel Series Siberia v3 features a newly-refined design that is both flexible and durable while still offering the legendary comfort of the Siberia series. The iconic Siberia suspension headband returns offering enduring, lightweight comfort for hours of gaming. Powerful, next-gen Steel Series speaker drivers deliver rich, detailed sound for enhanced gameplay. Noise reducing memory foam ear cushions aid in isolating the natural sounds and powerful bass while keeping out outside noise. A retractable, flexible crystal-clear microphone can be muted with the flip of a switch behind the ear cup. A PC adapter and a universal 3.5mm plug means Siberia v3 plays nice on nearly all gaming systems and devices.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Siberia v3 - All About The Bass.\\n\\nReview: I own several gaming headsets. A couple by Turtle Beach, a corsair, and now the Siberia v3. This headset is very comfortable and has good sound. I think the microphone is just as good, if not better, than on the other headsets I own. It bends and adjusts nicely for flexibility in how you want to wear it. Overall comfort is very good, and the ear cups are very comfortable, even after an hour to two. If you are the kind of person to wear the headset for endless hours of play, these will delight you in that regard.\\n\\nI did find the Siberia v3 to be very bassy. Now, I do like bass, and when playing games, it adds punch to the audio. However, these were very heavy on the bass. My corsair H1500 have a much more even sound, while still providing ample bass, and with a little less of a price tag than this headset. Don't get me wrong, I really like this headset, but the bass tends to overwhelm the highs and especially the mid-range.\\n\\nOverall, a good headset, but there are others that are as good or better, depending on your audio preference (more balanced audio, not just overpowering bass).\",\n \"Product: The Spaced360 Bluetooth portable speaker is powered by airSOUND Technology, delivering 360 degree sound experience from a stylish compact enclosure. Perfect for listening to music around the home, on the deck or in the great outdoors.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Spaced 360 Sound - Excellent, But Not Quite Out Of This Orbit\\n\\nReview: This is not my first portable Bluetooth speaker. I have owned a couple from Bose, and still own one of them. They were similarly priced to the OrbitSound S003 Spaced 360.\\n\\nThe Spaced 360 package includes the speaker unit, charger/dock, cable is about 4 feet), AC adapter (for U.S. outlets), and a 3 foot 3.5mm cable. Why, you may ask do you need a 3.5mm cable for a Bluetooth unit. You dont, unless you have older non-Bluetooth devices from which you want to play music. So it is a nice add-in.\\n\\nThe device weights a little under 2 pounds, and is a little over 8 at its widest point.\\n\\nThe unit is very sleek and futuristic looking, all black with a heavy feel to it, and contains three bass radiators in the cabinet, and three 2 drivers (one on on each of the three ends). At first glance, I wondered how they could leave the three speakers exposed on the ends, but soon realized they are rubberized so they are somewhat protected. The case can apparently be interchanged with other available colors. The unit comes in black though.\\n\\nThere is not yet a carrying case for the Spaced 360, and I think that would be something nice, due to the intent being that it is portable, and the price.\\n\\nPairing the unit is as simple as any other Bluetooth device. I was able to pair to my iPad and iPhone 5C without issue. I also used the NFC (Near Field Communication) to easily join to my Blackberry. I like NFC as it is less battery drain than Bluetooth and its a virtually immediate connection. For anyone who may be wondering, Apple does NOT support NFC. They do have NFC in the iPhone 6 but it is locked down (for use with only ApplePay).\\n\\nThe sound on this system is quite nice. Volume is excellent, and there was no distortion noted as I pumped it up to just about max. It is loud so it will fill a room and more. I have a large kitchen (22 by 17, open to the 11 by 11 pantry area, with a 14 peaked ceiling), and it filled the room plus other rooms on the floor, with about 15 people present and talking, moving around, cooking, eating, etc.\\n\\nNow, as far as reproduction, the highs and midranges were absolutely beautiful, crisp and clear. The bass was somewhat flat. It was very audible and you knew the bass was present, and got a decent thump and thud to the drums and bass guitar, but just not super deep somewhat flat is how I can describe it. The overall sound, a technology called AirSOUND which simulates surround sound, makes for a pleasing audio experience.\\n\\nIn regard to range, I tested it on Bluetooth up to about 27 which includes through one standard wall (drywall with wood stud) and passing by two other stationary wifi devices and a wireless phone. I did not have any issues. When I went to another floor (up six stairs, I maintained connection for about another 10). When I tried to go down 6 stairs, I lost connection within about another 5 feet (but that room is on grade, and the walls are half cinderblock). Still excellent range overall.\\n\\nFor NFC, the range is of course very short, like a few inches thats the limitation of NFC.\\n\\nThe battery life seems excellent. I have been using it on and off for days without issue. The charge from drained took me about 1 hour, 50 minutes when not playing it. Also, I tend to use the 360 on its base so I mix pleasure with charging.\\n\\nControls are simple. The four buttons are all on top (Pair, Volume Up, Volume Down, and Mute). There are three LEDs which go from green when on, orange when the battery is losing power, and red when muted.\\n\\nThe warranty is 2 years, and includes a 30 day refund guarantee if you don't like it for any reason.\\n\\nThis is a very nice device, not cheap though, and for the price I think the Bose gives me a little more bass, although the Spaced 360 wins out for sound separation surround sound. It has great sound, and for a little box it really produces, but at this price point I wanted more from the somewhat flat bass response.\",\n \"Product: This Audiovox mobile video system sets up in minutes. Just place the straps over the front seats of your car and your backseat passengers can watch videos or movies on the 5.6M-^T color LCD screen. This system features 2 sets of A/V input jacks and 1 set of A/V output jacks; perfect for connecting another video screen. System includes built-in speakers.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Audiovox won't invest in their products - why should you?\\n\\nReview: I bought this for the same reason as most people - to entertain the kids on long car rides. I bought my unit and an additional screen, and it was nice to be able to put one screen in the middle row of my minivan and another in the 3rd row. To that end, the unit was perfect - reasonably priced, easy to set up and take apart, and storage in the bag was a snap, fitting the unit, all the necessary cables, the renmote, and both screens.\\n\\nI use the device very lightly, basically that amounts to 2 times a year, once while driving 2 hours down the shore and a second time driving back home. I have kept it in its bag and never left it in the car in the heat or cold, etc. So basically I've used it 4 times in 2 years - OK, 5 times if you count once testing it in my house. And now its dead - it powers on, starts a DVD and dies - shutting itself off about 1-2 minutes into the DVD.\\n\\nI called Audiovox and they are useless, saying the device cannot be repaired, as they no longer stock parts for it. How can you no longer stock parts for an item you made only a couple of years ago.....avoid this piece of junk and I would assume avoid all Audiovox products. If thye don't stock parts as soon as they stop making a product, you can't get it repaired, so if they won't invest in their products, why should you??\",\n \"Product: Kodak Digital (8542755) Large Digital Camera Bag\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Small price - Big bag!\\n\\nReview: This bag is fairly inexpensive, but it has a lot of room and is well made. I use it to carry the following:\\n\\nPanasonic Lumix FZ20\\nRaynox telephoto extender\\nBattery charger\\nLens Hood\\nTwo filters\\nRaynox adapter\\nLens Duster\\nCamera Brush\\nSD cards\\nManual\\n\\nThose of you who are familiar with the FZ20 camera and/or Raynox know both of these are fairly large so judge the bag on that - PLENTY of room while not a huge bag.\\n\\nEverything fits easily and since I don't always bring the Raynox extender, when I leave it home, I throw in my cell phone and wallet too.\\n\\nIts a good size bag and has a couple of adjustable pieces to section off the bag. Its reasonably padded and has several nicely sized compartments.\",\n \"Product: Our plant based bioplastic cover let's you protect your iPod Touchfrom scratches and impact in style while protecting the environment with reduced carbon footprint and no toxins. If you're one of those who loves gaming on iPod Touch, our non-toxic bioplastic cover is for you as it prevents potential skin irritation during long gaming sessions. The patent pendingfeet discreetly placed on the sides and top of iPod Touch cover protect the screen from scratches during face down placement on flat surfaces.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: This hot pink case is one green product!\\n\\nReview: Bioserie has a nice \\\"green\\\" product here. It is a true bioplastic, made of plant-based material, and it contains no petroleum and is biodegradable. As an environmentally friendly product it gets an A+.\\n\\nAs a phone case, its decent. It has the features you typically expect to find on an iPod Touch case. The case is designed to allow full access to keys, buttons and ports without having to remove the case. It fits a 4th generation iPod Touch perfectly, snapping on effortlessly.\\n\\nThe small \\\"feet\\\" which are on the sides and top of the case are a nice concept. If the case is placed face down on a surface, the feet raise the case just enough to keep the screen from coming into contact with the surface, thus helping avoid scratches on the screen. The feet will not protect the device in a face down fall, just when you are placing it down on a table, etc.\\n\\nIn general, it's a nice case. My lone concern is that it is a hard shell and like most hard cases can feel slick in your hand, making it more prone to slipping and being dropped. I prefer cases that are constructed of a rubber type material or at least have some texture to the case to prevent slippage.\",\n \"Product: The Diadora Medium Team Bag is made of 420 denier nylon with PVC backing. The main compartment has oversized ergonomic zippers with bungee zipper pulls and two vented end pockets, one with a shoe tunnel. The padded shoulder strap is removable, making this an ideal choice for traveling.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Good Bag - Could Be A Great Bag With A Little Design Change\\n\\nReview: Bright blue and well designed, the Diadora team bag should work well for any soccer player. It had a shoe tunnel accessible from one of the zippered end pockets, a matching zippered pocket on the other end (no shoe tunnel access), the main zippered compartment and a small interior zippered pocket for phone, money, change, etc. There is a carry handle and an adjustable shoulder strap.\\n\\nThis bag is a little smaller than my old Nike bag which I had to replace after years of use. The things I liked better on the Nike bag is that it was a little bigger, had plastic inserts to give the floor and end pockets some structure, the end pockets were fully covered, whereas the Diadora bag has a mesh part on each pocket so you can't protect the contents of the end compartments from the elements 100%, and the handle was better padded on the Nike bag.\\n\\nNow, that's a bag to bag comparison against a 15 year old bag, so things change on all products.\\n\\nThis bag serves it's purpose and I would get it again. I do wish they included inserts as I am betting the floor construction is cardboard or something that will break over time, I just saved by plastic pieces from the old bag though.\\n\\nAnd although the mesh part of the end compartments help them to breath, I would have preferred a completely solid cover for the compartment. I can always leave the zipper open and inch or two for air, but it its raining, a mesh opening doesn't do me any good.\\n\\nThe main compartment is roomy and I have two Size 5 balls in it, a flag, a pump, about 14 small orange cones, 6orange discs, a clipboard, and can still fit my cleats. It is pretty filled but nothing is wedged or anything. The end compartments hold socks, shirts, shorts, etc. They are just a smidge two short to hold a clipboard.\\n\\nThe bag is a solid '4', but falls short of a perfect 5 due to the items mentioned above.\",\n \"Product: The foundation of the UGG collection. These are the original authentic boots for ultimate comfort and warmth taken down to little ones sizes. Upper: Twin-faced sheepskin with suede heel guards. Kids knit boots feature wool/acrylic blend uppers with sheepskin. Insole: Genuine 17mm sheepskin that naturally wicks away moisture away and helps keep your feet dry and cozy. Outsole: Molded EVA that is very light and flexible. This boot features wood buttons with laser etched logo, and elastic loop fasteners. Shaft is about 9 inches tall.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Product, But Over-Priced For What They Are\\n\\nReview: An UGG boot is one of those \\\"slave to fashion\\\" items where kids, teen, and even adults \\\"need\\\" to have a pair of UGGs. Yes, they are nice, but really for the price the quality isn't anything out of the ordinary.\\n\\nComfortable - YES, Warm - YES, and for the present, very fashionable. And they seem to run a size large, so if you wear a 7 shoe, buy a 6 boot.\\n\\nThe Bailey boot is similar in general style and fit to the UGG Classic boot. Whereas the Classic is a plain boot without any closures, the Baily features an opening down one side (the outside) of each boot. These are secured with three wooden buttons bearing the UGG logo. Each button fits into a large elastic loop. The opening/buttons allow you to leave the boots up or roll them down to expose some of the interior \\\"fur\\\" as a cuff if so desired. This design lets you turn over the top of the boots a bit more easily than the sytles without buttons, such as the Ugg Classic.\\n\\nThe boot is made of sheepskin on the exterior and insole. The exterior sole is made of EVA. EVA is Ethylene Vinyl Acetate Copolymer, and has been used in shoe soles for manyyears. It is lightweight, yet very durable.\\n\\nAs with any natural material or fiber, it is recommended that you treat these boots with a good quality water repellent. UGG sells their own. Personally, I use the Kiwi Camp product, which tends to provide good, long-lasting coverage while not noticeably darkening the treated product.\\n\\nOverall, these are really nice boots. I just feel the price is not justified. With their continued popularity, they command a price just shy of their list price. UGG may be an Australian company, but these are made in China, so, without knocking Chinese manufacturing, it is not as if you are buying something made hand-made somewhere known as the pinnacle of quality.\\n\\nTo their credit, UGG, realizing their products are often duplicated by unscrupulous parties, provides some help in the way of specific labels and/or stickers in order to help the consumer be alert for counterfeit products.\\n\\nAgain, as nice as these are, there are so many similar products that perform similarly with the same style, comfort and durability, yet at a fraction of the cost. Steve Madden boots come to mind, for one.\\n\\nSo, if your child absolutely must have UGG boots, these are fine and will not be disappoint in any way. But if you can tear yourself away from the \\\"name\\\", you will find more value elsewhere.\",\n \"Product: Classic boot. Footwear Sizing Guide - Draw a straight line, longer than your foot, on a piece of paper. Place the paper on a flat surface. Stand on the line with your heel and longest toe centered on the line. If measuring a child's foot, it may be easier to hold the paper up to their foot. Place a mark on the line at the tip of the longest toe and at the back of the heel.Repeat steps the for the other foot. Measure the distance between the marks. Taking the larger of the two measurements, use the conversion chart to find your correct shoe size\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Guessing Game on sizes, but wears incredibly well\\n\\nReview: Ugg really rests on its name now. It's basically a cheaper Chinese boot made of decent material. I've had pairs open on me at the seam (not too tight just cheaply sewn). Their customer service is non-existent. I do have to say if you get a pair and don't have any seam mishaps, they do tend to wear very, very well.\\n\\nThe last pair I bought, for a Christmas gift did not work out size wise. My 20+ year old daughter wears a 7 ALL the time in shoes. Following Ugg's direction, I ordered a size down. The 6 was too tight and not comfortable at all. We let her try a \\\"big kids 5\\\", which in theory is the same size as a Women's 6, just an inch or two shorter. The Big Kid's 5 fit her fine. Her other pair of Ugg (same exact style), are a Women's size 6 but fit fine.\\n\\nThese all pass the Ugg counterfeit inspection, so it really amounts to inconsistent production.\\n\\nSave your money, buy Bear Paw, which look just as nice, and are actually made somewhat better.\",\n \"Product: Kelme and Michelin joined forces to completely revolutionize the futsal market. The combined efforts have developed the perfect shoe for futsal performance. A unqiue tool that merges all the Kelme experience and know-how in footwear design and the latest Michelin technology in rubber compound development. Thanks to the Michelin advance rubber technology developed for their tires, KELME STAR 360 will alow you to control the ball just like a tire controls a car. An outsole developed to provide greater flexability and outstanding surface resistance, which enhances endurance and prevents from erosion. All the motor technology applied to your footwear.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Runs VERY large - good feel to them, a little cheap looking\\n\\nReview: I bought these in the red/black trim. These are very comfortable indoor soccer shoes. I don't think they will hold up incredibly well but should suffice for a year. They are very reasonable priced so I don't think you can compare them to something that costs twice as much for durability.\\n\\nThey absolutely run large. I consistently wear a 9 1/2 in a sneaker and indoor soccer shoe and sometimes a 10. As with Diadora, Kelme seems to be cut a little large. I sized down 1/2 size buying a 9. for wearing in the yard of hanging around that is fine. Was I actually using these for indoor soccer and wanted a snug fit I'd probably have gone a full size down and bought an 8 1/2.\\n\\nI probably have a thumb's width between the end of my big toe and the front of the sneaker. That's like an inch. Again for hanging around fine,\\n\\nSo if you consistently wear a size and just fit into that size, you may be fine with 1/2 size down. If you wear your sneakers anything less than like a glove, I'd go a whole size down. I know that sounds like a lot, but not with these.\\n\\nAs far as comfort, they feel nice, very light, no real support or padding though.\\n\\nLook-wise they are much brighter than pictured. I actually like the way they look on the product page, a slightly dusty look on the black portions. I will have to get these dirty soon! The black looks cheaper than in the photos, The red is pretty bright - almost a pink hue in light. Once they get a little dirty they'll look better. The red areas of the shoe have a very cheap plastic/vinyl look to it.\\n\\nFor the price they are quite nice. Not quite as nice looking as the photos.\",\n \"Product: Kelme and Michelin joined forces to completely revolutionize the futsal market. The combined efforts have developed the perfect shoe for futsal performance. A unqiue tool that merges all the Kelme experience and know-how in footwear design and the latest Michelin technology in rubber compound development. Thanks to the Michelin advance rubber technology developed for their tires, KELME STAR 360 will alow you to control the ball just like a tire controls a car. An outsole developed to provide greater flexability and outstanding surface resistance, which enhances endurance and prevents from erosion. All the motor technology applied to your footwear.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Runs VERY large - good feel to them, a little cheap looking\\n\\nReview: I bought these in the red/black trim. These are very comfortable indoor soccer shoes. I don't think they will hold up incredibly well but should suffice for a year. They are very reasonable priced so I don't think you can compare them to something that costs twice as much for durability.\\n\\nThey absolutely run large. I consistently wear a 9 1/2 in a sneaker and indoor soccer shoe and sometimes a 10. As with Diadora, Kelme seems to be cut a little large. I sized down 1/2 size buying a 9. for wearing in the yard of hanging around that is fine. Was I actually using these for indoor soccer and wanted a snug fit I'd probably have gone a full size down and bought an 8 1/2.\\n\\nI probably have a thumb's width between the end of my big toe and the front of the sneaker. That's like an inch. Again for hanging around fine,\\n\\nSo if you consistently wear a size and just fit into that size, you may be fine with 1/2 size down. If you wear your sneakers anything less than like a glove, I'd go a whole size down. I know that sounds like a lot, but not with these.\\n\\nAs far as comfort, they feel nice, very light, no real support or padding though.\\n\\nLook-wise they are much brighter than pictured. I actually like the way they look on the product page, a slightly dusty look on the black portions. I will have to get these dirty soon! The black looks cheaper than in the photos, The red is pretty bright - almost a pink hue in light. Once they get a little dirty they'll look better. The red areas of the shoe have a very cheap plastic/vinyl look to it.\\n\\nFor the price they are quite nice. Not quite as nice looking as the photos.\",\n \"Product: We are expanding our fat free dressing collection to target waist problems, this collection secretly slims, shapes and smoothes your body, watch inches disappear instantly, these will surely become the go-to styles in your wardrobe\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Fit, Works Well\\n\\nReview: This Flexees brief works great! It holds in yet doesn't feel too restrictive. Some shape wear can make you feel like you can't breathe or bend. Not so here. Also, it does not feel overly thick or cause lines under pants or skirts.\\n\\nAlong with some tummy control, this brief helps shape the waist, as it comes up above the waist.\\n\\nThe size is true to size, and the price is much less than other shape wear.\\n\\nIf you want a lot of support to really suck you in, you may want to opt for the Ultra Firm version, however id you want/need just some shaping and smoothing of the belly and waist, Firm works just fine.\\n\\nPerforms great, and the price is great too!\",\n \"Product: Rain Pro ultra compact, micro, glove box or travel umbrella in black. This conveniently small sized umbrella comes with a hard zippered case for easy storage in your glove box, back pack, briefcase, locker or purse. It has a standard 39\\\" span and 22\\\" height. The mechanism is manual. The case measures 6.75\\\" long by 2.5\\\" wide and 1.5\\\" high. This lightweight umbrella is perfect for travel too. They also make appreciated gifts.\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: Look for an alternative....\\n\\nReview: I was looking for a very compact umbrella to replace mine, which I gave to my son. It was an average quality Totes, inexpensive, and fit nicely in my bag, in an outside mesh compartment.\\n\\nI didn't spend much time researching, and narrowed my choice to another Toes or this Rain Pro. I wish I'd tried the Totes. I liked the look of this umbrella. It is small, comes in a nylon sleeve, which then fits in a molded, soft-shell, zippered case. Frankly, the case is made nicer the the umbrella.\\n\\nI used the umbrella today for the first time. It is a struggle to get the thing to catch to stay open. it opens manually, so you push the button/sleeve to the top of the umbrella shaft. There's isn't any tension so it is not like it is hard to push, but it doesn't easily catch to lock into open position.\\n\\nAs I walked to my car in a light rain and minimal wind, about 100 yards, the umbrella flipped ins-ide out on me - twice.\\n\\nIt does fold easily, and wraps to fit back in the case without a struggle. It is very small, barely over 36\\\", not 39\\\" as advertised, so coverage is really minimal - just enough to keep your head and shoulders dry in light rain.\\n\\nI'm thinking it will last only a short while, and even if it holds up, the flipping inside out makes it worthless.\\n\\nI may just buy another brand and put THAT umbrella in this case.\",\n \"Product: Mechanical stretch Tattersall fancy poplin long sleeve fitted point collar dress shirt\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits Well - More \\\"Normal\\\" Than Fitted.\\n\\nReview: I ordered this shirt, and after ordering was concerned when I realized it was \\\"fitted\\\" whereas I normally wear a normal cut. I am about 5' 9\\\" tall and stocky (215-220 pounds). My arms are muscular and I have large biceps and chest, but am also wide around the gut. I thought this shirt was going to be too snug around either my arms and/or my stomach.\\n\\nMuch to my delight, it fit perfectly. The neck size and arm length are both true to size. The body of the shirt fits well, and is only snug across my back if I bring both my arms in across my chest (which is not something one normally does).\\n\\nThe material and construction seem decent, 55% cotton, 455 poly and it washes and dries well. No shrinkage after a tumble drying. It is made in Bangladesh.\\n\\nNow, if you have a more athletic build, a \\\"V\\\" shaped torso, I don't know that this shirt will flatter you as it really is tapered only ever so slightly along the torso.\\n\\nSo, if you have an average build, a little thicker than you should be in the gut, but aren't overly heavy, this shirt should fit well without too much bagginess around your midsection.\",\n \"Product: Fruit of the Loom Men's Boxer Briefs 100% Cotton Underwear\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Beware, quality on these has changed - they were great but now are lousy.\\n\\nReview: UPDATE 1/24/16: FOL confirmed they changed this product in April 2015, \\\"making it 2 inches smaller all the way around.\\\" That's a big difference, but now since these confirm to industry sizing, if you buy them and used to buy a M try a L and so on. They are still thinner/cheaper either way.\\n\\nORIGINAL REVIEW\\nThese are not made the same as they used to be. I have been buying these for several years and don't care for other brands or styles. So when I bought a package a couple of weeks ago, I expected the same great fit and quality. I buy a medium. M is a 32-34 waist in this brand/product. I fall right in the middle of that.\\n\\nWell, I got neither a great fit, and certainly not quality. They are now cut ever-so slightly smaller, but still fit, just not quite as comfortably. They aren't too small per say, just skimpy. The material is thinner and the stitching is weak. In short, the quality is awful. I bought a 5 pack (7 pair as 2 come as a \\\"bonus). I have worn four of the seven thus far. THREE of the four have defects. One came apart on the seam at the closed edge of the fly during the first wear, while two others came apart at the waistband stitching (during washing).\\n\\nThe package looks the same and in general so does the underwear style, but the quality is clearly lower than it was. I bought a package a few months back and they were still very good. So I am not sure if FOL recently changed the specs on these, but the new ones stink.\",\n \"Product: Mechanical stretch Tattersall fancy poplin long sleeve fitted point collar dress shirt\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fits Well - More \\\"Normal\\\" Than Fitted.\\n\\nReview: I ordered this shirt, and after ordering was concerned when I realized it was \\\"fitted\\\" whereas I normally wear a normal cut. I am about 5' 9\\\" tall and stocky (215-220 pounds). My arms are muscular and I have large biceps and chest, but am also wide around the gut. I thought this shirt was going to be too snug around either my arms and/or my stomach.\\n\\nMuch to my delight, it fit perfectly. The neck size and arm length are both true to size. The body of the shirt fits well, and is only snug across my back if I bring both my arms in across my chest (which is not something one normally does).\\n\\nThe material and construction seem decent, 55% cotton, 455 poly and it washes and dries well. No shrinkage after a tumble drying. It is made in Bangladesh.\\n\\nNow, if you have a more athletic build, a \\\"V\\\" shaped torso, I don't know that this shirt will flatter you as it really is tapered only ever so slightly along the torso.\\n\\nSo, if you have an average build, a little thicker than you should be in the gut, but aren't overly heavy, this shirt should fit well without too much bagginess around your midsection.\",\n \"Product: Fruit of the Loom Men's Boxer Briefs 100% Cotton Underwear\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Beware, quality on these has changed - they were great but now are lousy.\\n\\nReview: UPDATE 1/24/16: FOL confirmed they changed this product in April 2015, \\\"making it 2 inches smaller all the way around.\\\" That's a big difference, but now since these confirm to industry sizing, if you buy them and used to buy a M try a L and so on. They are still thinner/cheaper either way.\\n\\nORIGINAL REVIEW\\nThese are not made the same as they used to be. I have been buying these for several years and don't care for other brands or styles. So when I bought a package a couple of weeks ago, I expected the same great fit and quality. I buy a medium. M is a 32-34 waist in this brand/product. I fall right in the middle of that.\\n\\nWell, I got neither a great fit, and certainly not quality. They are now cut ever-so slightly smaller, but still fit, just not quite as comfortably. They aren't too small per say, just skimpy. The material is thinner and the stitching is weak. In short, the quality is awful. I bought a 5 pack (7 pair as 2 come as a \\\"bonus). I have worn four of the seven thus far. THREE of the four have defects. One came apart on the seam at the closed edge of the fly during the first wear, while two others came apart at the waistband stitching (during washing).\\n\\nThe package looks the same and in general so does the underwear style, but the quality is clearly lower than it was. I bought a package a few months back and they were still very good. So I am not sure if FOL recently changed the specs on these, but the new ones stink.\",\n \"Product: The SKLZ Quickster Goal is perfect for pick up games. The ultra-portable quick and easy set up frame allows you the freedom to train daily, without the hassle. Set up in as little as 2 minutes, using the Velcro net attachement and rigid support poles for extra sturdiness. With a variety of sizes available (12x6', 8x5', and 6x4') there is a goal for every level of player. The lightweight portability of this frame, paired with the carry bag, means you'll be able to effortlessly navigate the set up and use of this goal. With click-lock connection tubing, strong 2-ply netting and heavy gauge tarpaulin, this soccer goal is designed to be portable and durable. Investing in sports equipment means investing in your traninig and athletic goals.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Young Socer Players Will get A Kick Out Of This Goal!\\n\\nReview: The SKLZ Kickster is a great product. It makes a great practice net, or an actual game net for a quick pick up game with your friends (4v4 or whatever). It's small (6' wide by 4' high) so it's not going to be good for a larger pickup game. What I really like, as a coach, is having the ability to pull this out of my car trunk and having a small goal in minutes. Instead of showing up at an occupied field and having to make due with cones, this is a step up. The players can still shoot on a goal, albeit a small goal. And, unlike cones, you have to go retrieve only those shots that miss the goal.\\n\\nThe Kickster is well designed. Everything fits in a neat little bag you can carry. Set up takes just minutes. You assemble the click and lock frame, set up the tension poles, and put on the net. The net secures with grommets on the bottom ends (front), and Velcro along the bottom frame. The entire goal gets secured to the ground with 'U' stakes. Taking apart the goal is just as easy.\\n\\nThe unit is extremely lightweight and one might think it would not be sturdy or durable. However, it is pretty strong. The way it is designed, it will \\\"give\\\" on impact, receiving the ball without being knocked over, etc.\\n\\nI use it for practice for U10 girls and it works out great. My son and I have also kicked into it. He's played high school varsity and club ball, as have I, so we are putting the ball in with decent force, and thus far the net has handled it.\\n\\nThe net is decent. Not as heavy as a regulation net, but for a practice goal it works.\\n\\nTIP: The net will give, so I think the key is, like anything else you secure to the ground with stakes, you want to use the ground by inserting stakes on a slight angle, in opposite directions.\\n\\nThe Kickster comes with a 90 day warranty. I've had it about that length of time and nothing has broken yet.\\n\\nSo, overall this is a really nice practice net. I think the larger net is probably a great option as well, when practicing with older kids, or for a pickup game.\",\n \"Product: Durable vented shoe bag\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Diadora Does It Again!\\n\\nReview: I am a fan of Diadora products, most notably their wonderful soccer cleats. I also own some of their clothing gear as well as some bags and this show bag.\\n\\nThe Amalfi Shoe Bag is not some vastly superior product. It is simply a well made, very useful bag. It comes in a variety of colors. Mine is forest green with black. The Diadora name/logo appear in white on the side.\\n\\nThe bag is about 13\\\" long and 5\\\" high by 6\\\" wide, with a zipper running from end to end on the top for easy access. It is made of a fairly thick vinyl material with a mesh insert on the side to allow it to breathe.\\n\\nI use the show bag in my Diadora soccer bag and it is great for keeping muddy cleats separate from your other items such as clothes and uniforms. The shoe bag would also work great in a backpack to get the contents protected from your dirty cleats.\\n\\nThe bag also has a snap-hook on one end to allow you to attach it to something. Some uses are connecting the snap-hook to a cord inside your main bag to keep the shoe bag from bouncing around, or to another hook outside your main bag, so you can hang the show bag off it and save room inside your main bag.\",\n \"Product: Learn to catch with the fingertips instead of the palms with the SKLZ Great Catch. This receiving training aid creates more reliable hands with fewer drops and bobbles because of the soft micro balls creating space between the football and palms. Build confidence, consistency and improved receiving technique. A great practice tool for every level.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Product - But With A Catch....\\n\\nReview: These are good, but miss the mark as far as a \\\"one size fits most\\\" solution. I think a Velcro strap would have worked much better than the one piece bands.\\n\\nAs far as construction and performance, they are well made, lightweight, and easy to use - just put them on. Each \\\"Great Catch\\\" has a small ball (about 1 1\\\"4 in diameter) in the middle of an elastic strap. You slide the strap over your hand with the ball in your palm. They operate on the same principal as the old tape and racquet ball method, forcing the player to learn how to make catches with their fingertips, whole hand, etc. Basically, the receiver can't rely on just his palms to surround the ball.\\n\\nThese function well and are easy to clean. They are inexpensive and a worthwhile investment to help young receivers. My only concern might be the size in some instances.\\n\\nNOTE: I have just one pair of these, but assuming they are manufactured consistently, the following size-related information would apply: These swam on 8-10 year olds when I tried them, and when I put them on 11-14 year olds and they were a little too big or fit OK. For high school level they will fit well except for kids with bigger hands. I have what I would consider average size hands for an adult male and these were way too tight to wear for too long. Obviously this will vary if a kid has small or big hands for their age.\\n\\nSince you probably would use these on a junior player, not a high-schooler, this shouldn't be a huge issue, but, again, the flexibility to adjust with Velcro would be nice.\\n\\nSo, all in all, a decent product but could use a little improvement.\",\n \"Product: The Universal Kicking Tee is perfect for high school and collegiate play. You can adjust the tee for any level of play because there are multiple height options allowing the kicker to gradually transition towards kicking off the ground.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: It's A Real Kick!\\n\\nReview: I discovered Sklz products a couple of years ago. I have a practice soccer net, a practice lacrosse net, and some football receiver training accessories. I've been very pleased with the products, especially the portable nets, so I was interested when I saw this football tee.\\n\\nThis is not your typical orange, pronged tee. It costs more, but it is much more versatile. With a standard tee, you basically start by kicking from \\\"the ground\\\" at the height where you'll kick in a game. This is more of a training and game tee.\\nThe Sklz 4-in-1 tee is heavy duty, made of molded rubber, and comes with two pieces which can be used together or independently so that you can kick from 1\\\" or 1 \\\".\\n\\nNOTE: just keep in mind this is a TWO piece set. You reverse either piece to switch from tee to field goal block. The way it is advertised it reads like you get four pieces.\\n\\nInstead of prongs, this tee utilizes a small on the larger part of the block, or a \\\"cup\\\" shaped series of flanges on the smaller block component. These work well, holding the ball in the desired position.\\n\\nThe underside of these blocks are ridged rubber so they stay in place. I have tried them on grass and artificial turf with no issues. I tried it on a fairly windy day, alongside my traditional tee and the some ball still blew over on a practice kick off, but less often than with the orange tee(the tee is heavier, but the wind is the wind and the ball has about the same service area either way).\\n\\nI am certainly not against traditional tees, but I think this is an excellent training tee to get a kicker accustomed to kicking heights, so they can work their way toward the lowest kick \\\"off the ground.\\\"\\n\\nIt is also usable in a game, as some kickers will like the fact that there are no prongs, so what you are kicking is just the ball and all ball. It allows you to come into contact with a little more ball surface, particularly if you are a soccer-style kicker.\\n\\nThis type of tee will cost more than double what an orange tee costs. There are competitors out there too. I had a Champion version of this tee, which has 4 pieces and is also nice and heavy, but this one has better design, that being the hole and the flanges.\\n\\nI really like this tee. As with most Sklz products, you can see they really thought about the design. It is backed with a 90 day warranty, but frankly, being heavy rubber, it's going to last way beyond that, and, unless you lose it, your kids may be handing it down to their kids.\",\n \"Product: The 94Fifty Smart Sensor Basketball is the first product of its kind to measure and diagnose the quality of key skills critical to build confidence, versatility and success on the basketball court. The ball utilizes embedded motion sensors to measure the player's skill in real time. This information is sent to a mobile smartphone via Bluetooth and gives players of all skill levels access to immediate feedback on shooting and ball-handling skills. The free, downloaded App contains four distinct experiences, each with its own purpose. Level-up your skills from Playground to Pro in the Workout section. Learn how to shoot at game speed or soften your shot with proper shooting arc in the Skill Training section. Challenge your family, friends or teammates with Head to Head skill competitions, or challenge anyone in the world through twitter in the Social Challenge section. The sensors in the ball will count what matters most and will provide visual and voice feedback as you practice. It's like having a personal digital coach with you every time you play. Whether your goal is to make the A team this year, or to work towards that scholarship, the 94Fifty sensor basketball is designed for a single purpose: to build your confidence and get you better - faster.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Gimme The Ball, Gimme The Ball - Yeah!\\n\\nReview: What's In The Box?\\nThe box contains:\\n* The 94Fifty \\\"smart\\\" basketball\\n* Wireless charging pad (with AC power cord) and detachable ball holder\\n* \\\"Cinch\\\" carrying bag, and user guide.\\nThe only other things you need are the free application and a smart phone. Clearly, you are on your own for the smart phone!\\n\\nHow Does It Work?\\nThe ball has a self-contained bluetooth system. Because it is Bluetooth, you do not need an WiFi to use the ball. The application is the interface to use the data collected by the ball. It will track data on every dribble and shot you take. It does NOT record whether or not you made a shot. It can tell you the arc of your shot, the release speed, even the backspin.....but it cannot tell if it went through the hoop. You can, however, enter that data later in different workout drills.\\n\\nTo start using the ball, you need to do two things: activate it, and sign into the app.\\n1. Activation:\\nTo turn on the ball, you do have to go through a one-time activation, which is simply plugging in the charging pad (the blue light on it will blink once when you plug it in), and then put the ball on the charger pad with the logo facing down to the pad. This will take the ball out of Travel Mode (which is how it ships). The blue light on the pad will blink, and turn solid when activation is complete.\\n\\n2. Signin in to the app:\\nThe first time you launch the app, you need to make an account, give your ball a name, etc. You do NOT need to link a social media account (FaceBook, etc.) but will be prompted to do so.\\n\\nSince you can't really have a Power button on a basketball, the way the ball works is it turns on after four bounces. It will shut off (sleep mode) after a period of inactivity. You can control the ball via the app. For example, if you are traveling and need to shut off the wireless, you can use the app to put the ball into Travel Mode.\\n\\nIt can track stats on up to four players on a single phone. It can pair with just one phone at a time. Data is currently stored for 90 days, then automatically purged. You can pay a monthly fee to store data for more than 90 days.\\n\\nThe app itself is nice. It has a lot of features and workout drills. For example, Shooting is a multi-player activity, where the app will detect a shot if the shooter receives a chest pass from another player. Obviously, many people practice shots alone. So in order to track shots alone, you would need to fool the app by spinning the ball in the air briefly, catching it and then shooting.\\n\\nThe ball is definitely a useful system for improving ball skills. The app has several activities and skill levels, so it is useful to a wide range of players. Some activities also serve as games, such as Head To Head Competition. Other activities are Workout, Skill Training, and Social Challenge.\\n\\nDoes It Work With Every Type Of Smart Phone?\\nIn short, no! The ball requires a Bluetooth 4.0 or higher device with which to communicate. This means it WILL work with an iPhone 4S, 5, 5C, and 5S. It WILL also work with a 3rd or 4th generation iPad, as well as the iPad Air and iPad Mini. The only compatible iPod is the Touch 5th generation. It SHOULD work with any Andriod device with Bluetooth 4.03 or higher. InfoMotion advertises that the ball has been tested with the following Android devices: HTC One, MotoX, Nexus 4, 5, 7 (Gen1 and Gen 2), and Nexus 10, Galaxy Nexus, Samsung S3 and S4, LG G2, and LG Optimus 4X.\\n\\nSo, this is what this basketball is - and is not............\\nIt is NOT a toy. Yes, a child can use it and certainly enjoy it, but unless you are looking for a $300 basketball, it is a very expensive item to be used solely as a novelty. Really, this ball is best suited used for a teen to young adult player, looking to improve their ball skills. While no ball should be left out in the elements, this on, in particular, shoudl not - due to the electronics.\\n\\nThe ball feels like a pro quality ball, and has a nice synthetic finish. It is 29.5\\\" and is regulation size and weight. It is definitely suitable for indoor and outdoor play. The ball also comes in women's and youth sizes. Except for the electronics, this is your typical basketball. You can inflate it, and it will occasionally need more air. It is recommended to keep it at between 7 and 9 psi. If necessary it MAY be deflated. It can be deflated beyond the needle's deflation by squeezing it from both sides of the logo, to allow for shipping, luggage, etc. But it is best to avoid compressing the ball unless necessary.\\n\\nYou should not expose the ball to freezing. Also, it is weather resistant but not waterproof. If you submerge it in water, or leave it in water, puddles, etc. you can ruin it and void the warranty. Basically, you need to keep in mind this has electronics in it. It is able to take the rigors of basketball play, but if you slam it against walls with force, kick it, etc. you can damage the electronics.\\n\\nTechnical specs:\\n* The embedded sensor has a range of 90 feet. That's nice as you probably do not want to wear your iPhone while playing basketball on an outside blacktop court in the rain!\\n* The battery has an 8 hour life. The app will alert you as to battery status!\\n* Charging is very easy and occurs wirelessly by placing the ball on the charging pad. It takes close to 3 hours to charge a dead battery. You do not have to monitor the ball. The blue light will be solid while charging, and blink when the charge is complete, and there is no harm in the ball \\\"overcharging.\\\"\\n* Overall battery life expectancy is approximately two years.\\n* You can perform software upgrades on the sensor system via your phone/the application.\\n* The ball carries a one year warranty, including the electronics.\\n\\nOverall, this is a really great system. I can certainly see where the individual player or a team would benefit from its use. There are two things which keep me from rating it a \\\"perfect\\\" 5: InfoMotion advertises that once you download the free app, you never have to pay anything, no monthly fees, etc., yet, if you want to keep data for more than 3 months, guess what, you have to pay a monthly fee to do so. Now, I don't know that this is a huge issue, as you probably don't want your old dribbling data. The other concern I have is the battery. A basketball tends to be a sealed system. This basketball has a Li-Ion battery, and it should last 3 years or more. But once the battery does go dead, after that - you have a $300.....er......basketball. These are not enough to make me shy away from the product, or to rate it low, but to me these make it a 4 at very best, not a 5, especially since it sells for a significant cost.\",\n \"Product: A rugged, urban-inspired pack with top-of-the-line protection for electronics, secure flap opening and multi-access points to personal gear. Dual-density laptop sleeve with secure flap closure and SafeEdge construction for superior corner protection. Welded bottom panels provide enhanced protection from the elements. Perforated, padded shoulder straps and back panel airflow channels create an ultra-comfortable carry. Personal organization for smaller accessories comprised of multiple storage pockets and key fob. Integrated daisy chain attachment system for carabiner or bike light. Side pocket keeps a water bottle close at hand. Sternum strap provides extra support for larger loads. High-visibility interior details to help you easily locate accessories.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Now This Is My Bag...\\n\\nReview: UPDATE 1/1/2016:\\nI just wanted to update this review, after having used the Paramount for about 9 months. It is really sturdy and has held up well to being dragged/throw around with some very heave text books in it. It's not an inexpensive bag, but I feel like it holds up so well, it pays for itself rather than replacing cheaper bags periodically.\\n\\nORIGINAL REVIEW:\\nMy use for backpacks is typically for school. We have four kids ranging from college to middle school and they can be tough on their backpacks, overloading them with heavy textbooks and other items, laying them on pavement, etc. I will usually try to keep my cost to $30-$50 on a bag, less if I can find a decent one for cheap. Ive had some really good inexpensive bags also, including Jansen and Diadora (really meant for soccer but looks and operates like a traditional school backpack.\\n\\nSo, when I had the chance to get the Thule Paramount bag, my first reaction was How good can it be that justifies such a price? It is currently $119, and was as high as $149 a few days ago.\\n\\nWell, this bag is that good. Thule backs this with a TWENTY FIVE YEAR warranty, which tells me they are confident in their product.\\n\\nIt comes in three sizes: 24 liter, 27 liter and 29 liter. This one is the 29 liter. Unless you have a need, or desire, for a smaller pack, the size difference is marginal so I usually go with bigger is better. If you have an interest, the exterior sizes for all three models are as follows:\\n24 liter 27 liter 29 liter\\n20.5\\\" x 11.6\\\" x 10\\\" 19.5\\\" x 11.8\\\" x 12.6\\\" 20.1\\\" x 12.2\\\" x 10.6\\\"\\n\\nThe Paramount 29-Liter is a pretty conventional size and weighs about 2.4 pounds. It is made of 420 denier nylon with a heavy vinyl bottom and is water-resistant (in that it repels rain; it is not watertight). You can see and feel the quality in the bag. It is well made, with tight seams and all components work fluidly (snaps lock and disengage with ease, zippers zip, etc.). Inside, the Paramount has nice features. Most important is the padded laptop compartment, which measures about 14 1/3 x 9 by just under an inch deep. It will hold many 15 diagonal laptops. That means laptops that measure about 14, maybe a tad more. The compartment is accessible from the top AND side of the bag and is padded adequately.\\n\\nOther compartments include the main compartment which is large enough to hold several items such as large textbooks, an article of clothing, calculator, etc. Adjacent to the laptop compartment is a slip pocket for an iPad, Kindle or other table. The exterior compartment, which has an open storage section plus two zippered/mesh pockets which span the width of the compartment, so you can secure, but still see, smaller items, as well as a couple of open pockets and a keychain lanyard.\\n\\nThere is a daisy chain blue straps running in split open front to hang a small item on like a bike/night walker light or keychain.\\nThe shoulder straps and back are nicely padded for extra comfort. The Paramount also has a sternum strap that connects the shoulder straps across your sternum to add a little more support if you add a lot of weight to the backpack.\\n\\nCosmetically, it is a soft black with small, but bright blue, accents (all on the inside as compartment trim, except for the daisy chain straps on the exterior, which are basically hidden by the outer flaps).\\n\\nThule actually has a video of the backpack on their website and Amazon has it on the product page right now. Its worth a look.\\n\\nIn the end, this is an expensive backpack but seems destined to last for a few years of heavy use, so over time it actually costs less than buying an OK backpack over and over once, sometimes twice a year. I would consider this product if you need a very well constructed backpack which offers great storage and good protection for a laptop, tablet, etc.\",\n \"Product: The Perfect Point Throwing Knife Set with Three Knives (model RC-595-3) features black blades and steel handles, with a 5-1/2-inch overall length. This 3-piece throwing knife set provides a well balanced throw every time. Throw lightning fast with these Thunder Bolt throwers, which feature two-tone black and silver stainless steel blades with the words Thunder Bolt on them. The black stainless steel handles have laser cut-outs, which allows for a ribbon to be tied on the end. It comes complete with a black nylon sheath with an elastic wristband for easy and safe transport. Perfect Point offers an extensive collection of well balanced throwing knives as well as throwing stars in all shapes and sizes.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Great knives - for the 48 hours that they last\\n\\nReview: Although quite small for throwing knives, these knives are weighted very nicely and fit comfortably in the hand. Unfortunately, they are not very durable. While they feel heavy and look on the surface to be well made, they all break. All three of the handles broke within the same week, after I used them about 5 times (several days apart). I was on grass throwing into a soft wood board, so there was no stone or anything unusually dense for them to hit.\\n\\nThe first knife broke after two days of use, literally breaking in half. By the end of a week of use, all three were broken in the same spot (along the three slits on the knife).\\n\\nThe carrying case fits the knives tightly and fits in a pocket or on a belt easily. I would not recommend these as beginner knives as they are very difficult to throw without spin as well as difficult to calculate spin for (they tend to spin many times before hitting a wall from 21ft).\\n\\nI strongly recommend getting slightly more expensive knives that are made better.\",\n \"Product: Train with versatility when you step up to the ProForm hybrid Trainer. Choose from a cardio recumbent bike workout or a total toning Elliptical PROGRAM. With 16 workout apps fully loaded and ready to go, you just have to press start. The 16 digital resistance levels take you from beginner to advanced as you progressively get stronger. Now it's easier than ever to choose your workout-from either a cardio recumbent bike or a total toning Elliptical. Plug in your iPod or MP3 player to make every workout more energetic with your favorite tunes. The hybrid Trainer is double the functionality at an incredible price.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Excellent Machine for The Price\\n\\nReview: Update 4/7/2017: I purchased this trainer about 6 weeks ago, and I still like it. We use it just about every day, 1 to 2 people per day, for several \\\"miles\\\" each of elliptical and bike. It is still quiet, smooth and seems to handle light to moderate use.\\n\\nOriginal Review:\\nI did a lot of research before buying this product. I found there are a lot of better ellipticals out there, as well as a lot of better bikes. What there is not are many hybrids. Of the ones I found, this one seemed the best, especially for the price.\\n\\nI opted for this model over the Pro version. The differences on the Pro model:\\n Has a better warranty (1 year parts and labor, lifetime of the original owner on the frame, versus 90 days parts and labor and 5 year frame on this model).\\n Costs about $180 more.\\n A longer stride (17 versus 15 on this one).\\n 4 Additional programmed workouts (20 vs. 16 on this model).\\n The pedals separate to better emulate a bike in recumbent bike mode.\\n Lever handle seat adjustment rather than a pull-spring handle, for better range of seat distance.\\n\\nI didn't see any of the Pro model's features as a huge advantage except the warranty. However, at $180 more you somewhat bought the expanded warranty, and most credit cards now double your warranty up to one year so, to me it wasn't enough to justify buying the Pro model.\\n\\nSo I opted for this model. There are a couple of other company's who sell a hybrid elliptical/recumbent bike, and one that may actually sell a 3 way (elliptical/recumbent/upright bike), but the reviews were not good.\\n\\nSet up:\\nUnpacking is not bad, and if you open the box top and tip it, you can slide out pretty much everything, rather than struggle to lift it out of the box. Everything was packed tightly and protected in plastic. The instructions were decent. There absolutely is smoother as a two person job. It took my son and I about two hours.\\n\\nEverything fit together well. I didn't have any bad struggles with misaligned holes or bad screws. Just take your time and read the directions and it is pretty simple.\\n\\nTIP: Make sure to apply grease whenever directed. A packet of white grease is provided, and it is more than enough to grease the necessary moving parts. I used my own grease, as I am partial to a Chevron SR1 ball baring grease for most moving parts, but any lithium grease will do. the rods at the bottom of the elliptical handles came pre-greased, but I added some any way.\\n\\nUse:\\nThe unit is smooth and quiet. If you are an elliptical fanatic and use gym machines, you will find the stride noticeable shorter. At 15 it is probably 5 or so less than most conventional units. It is fine to use though. It is a compromise for having two machines in one, as well as being a space saver. The unit assembled is about 61 long, 24 wide, and at peak height the pedals are about 13 off the floor.\\nIn recumbent bike mode, the seat adjusts to hole positions along the frame, and should accommodate most users. My daughter is 52 and reached the pedals flat footed and comfortably, and that was in the 3rd closest hole, so she had room to spare.\\n\\nThe console, while unremarkable, is functional. It requires four D batteries (not included). To me, thats poor form to sell any product that costs a few hundred dollars and skip out on providing batteries. You can also buy an AC adapter to power it. The console will come on when you start to move pedals etc. or press any button, and auto power off after the pedals are stationary for a few minutes. It is monochromatic and is NOT backlit. Along with the elliptical handles, there are two grip bars that will read heart rate. The console will also show your RPMs, watts of power generated, distance pedaled, and MPH.\\n\\nThe console is also Bluetooth so you can pair your own heart rate monitor, as well as iFit. There is a 3.5 mm jack so you can connect an iPhone, iPod, etc. to play music. The top of the console has a tablet holder on it for an iPad etc.\\n\\nThe programed workouts actually work fairly well. You can select a program, and it will maintain a resistance level for one minute, then change the resistance. It also will display the optimal speed for the workout program.\\n\\nWhen in recumbent bike mode, the console and grips may be tilted forward for viewing/use.\\n\\nThe seat is comfortable and the seatback is vented so you don't end up with a soaking back in you are against it in bike mode.\\n\\nThere is also a water bottle holder on the machine.\\n\\nOverall, I am impressed with the unit, especially for the price. I will update this review as I use the product more.\",\n \"Product: These days your phone should reflect your character. Impact is thin, less than 1\\\", with a high-gloss blackout faceplate. Turn it on to find it is really a touchpad outfitted with music player controls plus standard numeric keys and LCD screen. Open up the clamshell design, and a full QWERTY keypad with shortcut keys is at your fingertips. Impact has one-touch access for IM, text, email, and multitasking to easily switch from app to app. A 2.6\\\" widescreen LCD, flanked by two speakers for enhanced sound experience, is perfect for browsing the Web, taking pictures or video, and playing games all to keep you connected to your world. It stands out in the crowd. It's always there for you. Impact is your digital BFF!\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Pantech ... more like Panthetic\\n\\nReview: I have owned several different Pantech phones on my family plan. Almost all run into various issues, all needed to be exchanged when under warranty, and once out of warranty, Pantech support is minimal at best. Read the other reviews. This model is no exception. It is riddled with design defects that Pantech ignores.....battery covers that won't stay on, phones that shut off by themselves.\\n\\nOnly one Pantech model has performed well, the Pursuit/Pursuit II. Every other, most notably the Impact and the Link - AWFUL.\\n\\nI won't even go into the features, as this is just a bad phone and you should avoid it.\\n\\nWe maintain our phones and keep them protected, not mistreated - this are just junk. And if you call Pantech, even willing to buy replacement parts, like battery doors, they tend to have no spare parts, probably because they get used up replacing all the defects.\",\n \"Product: Motorola HX550 Universal Bluetooth Headset is your complete hands-free solution. Flip open to answer, enjoy crystal clear calls with dual microphone noise reduction and customize your fit with three wearing styles. HX550 features MOTOSPEAK to text with your voice, A2DP, up to 9 hours of talk time and up to 16 days of standby time.Voltage Required: AC 110 V.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Fantastic Headset from Motorola!\\n\\nReview: I have owned a few bluetooth headsets, including a Jabra, a couple of higher end Plantronics, a inexpensive Logitech and even a Jabra visor-type unit which clips to your car visor.\\n\\nI do not want to confuse anyone by talking about other products in a review on this headset, but I thought it important to make a few comparisons. And since I've found the Plantronics product line to be so awesome, I'll keep going back to that product below as I compare the two.\\n\\nNone of these products has ever given me any trouble, and I found them all easy to pair with phones and the sound quality has been good on all of them. On the two Plantronics, both variations of the Voyager Pro, the sound quality was exceptional, but the price was also in the $100 or more range, so unless you are a heavy business user, those might be overkill.\\n\\nOne of the minor annoyances with most headsets is turning them on or using different functions, which often involves tapping a button once, double tapping, etc. One of the few brands that minimized that issue is Plantronics, especially with their proximity feature in their new Voyager Pro HD, which senses when it is on - or off - your ear and turns on/off accordingly. Now, nothing is as easy as that, but the HX550 comes darn close.\\n\\nThe HX550 is not priced extremely low, however it is almost half of the cost of the Plantronics Voyager Pro. Yet the HX550 is a full featured, high quality headset. I have always been a fan of Motorola products and find them to be among the most reliable mobile phones and accessories around. If past performance is any indication, the HX550 will prove to be quite durable.\\n\\nSo, what's in the box?\\n* HX550 bluetooth headset.\\n* 1 On Ear Hook\\n* 1 In Ear Hook\\n* 2 In Ear Gels\\n* AC Adapter\\n* User Guide.\\n\\nWhat I love about the HX550 is Morotola's \\\"RapidConnect\\\" feature. You flip the small microphone open and its on, flip it closed again and its off. This eliminates the feeling for some tiny button and checking to see if a little light is on, off, blue, red, etc. Although if you like to use the status lights, the unit has a full complement of colors to alert you to different statuses.\\n\\nPairing is very simple - when you first flip open the mic, a voice will prompt you through pairing.\\n\\nThe sound is great - I would compare it to my much more expensive Plantronics. No background noise and no one can really hear that I am on a headset.\\n\\nYou can pair with two devices, which can be handy if you have a personal phone and a company Blackberry, for example.\\n\\nDesign wise, the HX550 is lightweight and unobtrusive. It is a small profile unit, and offers a few different ways to wear it (on ear, in ear by hook, in ear by gel). As far as layout, there are just a couple of buttons, the Call button and the Volume up/down buttons, and one status light which changes colors.\\n\\nBattery life is excellent, although I've never had a battery issue on a blue tooth headset. Plus when you flip this on, the voice tells you the battery strength!\\n\\nThe warranty on this headset is one year; Plantronics gives a tow year warranty on the Voyager Pro.\\n\\nThis headset uses the MotoSpeak application, which is great but it is only for Android phones. MotoSpeak is a full feature text to voice application. MotoSpeak is completely free, whereas Plantronics offers Vocalyst, which is more robust but has a fee associated with it.\\n\\nOverall, this is my new favorite blue tooth headset! It's ease of use and sound quality is comparable to the more expensive Plantronics, and its about 40-50% less expensive.\",\n \"Product: Simultaneously Connects 2 Phones; Uses Voice Recognition To Call A Contact; Accepts Or Rejects Call By Voice; Automatic Switch On When User Gets Into Car; Stores Up To 20,000 Contacts In Kit Memory; Up To 6 Months Of Standby with Ultra-Low Power Mode; Kit Includes: 1 Usb/Mini Usb Cable, 12V Accessory Socket Charger, Elastic Strap & Quickstart Guide;\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Polly Wants Some Blue Tooth\\n\\nReview: I already own a hands free \\\"visor\\\" type blue tooth, made by Jabra. The Parrot Minikit+ costs somewhat less, and is probably a step below the Jabra, but all in all its a nice product.\\n\\nWhat's in the box?\\n* Parrot Minikit+ hand free blue tooth.\\n* Visor strap.\\n* MiniUSB/USB cable.\\n* Cigarette lighter charger.\\n* User guide.\\n\\nThe Parrot is a nice compact size, simple to carry, and fits easily onto car visors. Before you use it, you need to charge it. The battery light will be red when its charging and go out when fully charged. The battery is rated for 12 hours of talk and 15 days standby. I've used mine for about 15 hours of talk between charges. Full charge takes about 3 to 3 1/2 hours.\\n\\nControls are minimal and easy to navigate. There is a green 'call' button, a red 'end' button, and in between those a jog wheel to access the main menu and perform feature selections.\\n\\nThe Minikit+ is easy to pair with phones and pairs up to ten devices (a nice bonus if you have lots of phones in your family), and will work with two phones at once. You can access only one phone's contact list at a time, but can easily switch back and forth between two phones. Upon set up it will synchronize with your phone contact list. You can override the syncing of contacts if you like.\\n\\nThe Parrot detects vibration so when you get in your car, it will power on. If your phone is on it will pair to the phone. When not in use, it goes into sleep mode after a few minutes. If left in the car for a long period, it will hibernate and then wake back up when you get back in the car. This works reliably - or if you prefer, just hold down the red button for a couple of seconds when you want to turn it on or off.\\n\\nCalls are easy to make. You can browse through your contacts while the Parrot reads them aloud and pick the name you want. Or you can just say the name of teh contact you want to call and press the green button. Answering calls is just as easy, simply say 'accept' or 'reject'. Parrot calls these their \\\"magic words.\\\" When you first set up the Minikit+, the magic words are on by default, so if you don't want to use 'accept/reject', turn Magic Words off.\\n\\nThe unit also has a streaming feature, so it will play music or GPS instructions if you have an A2DP compliant phone which supports music or GPS. Calls override music, so if you are listening to tunes and get a call, the music will pause.\\n\\nOperation is very simple. Call quality is decent, but not as perfect as a direct call on the phone.\\n\\nIf you need to change your Minikit+ to another language, this may be done by software upgrade, using your PC and the included USB cable and downloading the language software at the Parrot website.\\n\\nThere is not much to dislike about the Minikit+. It does what it is advertised to do, and does it pretty well. I would say it performs almost as well as my Jabra Freeway. The Freeway has somewhat better sound quality, and includes a free year of Voice Assist (text messages, etc. read aloud), but Jabra's product does cost a bit more as well.\",\n \"Product: View Case for iPhone 5 - Comold, Clear/Volta\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Case But With A Little Flaw\\n\\nReview: This is a nice case, all in all. It fits snugly and it offers decent protection. I would not rank it up there with other cases which offer superior protection, but its a trade off, being sleek and slim.\\n\\nThe sides are nice, rubberized, affording some protection and grip, while leaving all buttons and ports functional. The back is clear plastic. This looks nice initially, however it scuffs quickly so that what was an attempt to leave you a clear view of the phone's nice aluminum back, soon becomes a cloudy piece of plastic. The front edge is beveled, which is always nice as it helps protect the phone from coming into surface contact when laid face down.\\n\\nWere the back somehow better resistant to scuffs and scratches I would rate this case higher. Again, for protection its adequate and it looks nice, but the back scratches way too easily to maintain its look for long.\\n\\nThe case does have a one year warranty, which is nice.\",\n \"Product: SPIGEN SGP Linear EX Slim case is composed of upper frame and lower frame in a unique asymmetrical style. The snap on style case minimizes scratches. The upper and lower frames come in different colors that can be interchanged to create a personalized case.The Linear EX Slim is comprised of two J shaped polycarbonate frames that latch onto each other on the sides of the phone, creating an asymmetrical appearance. all of the Linear EX Series cases are compatible with each other which allow you to personalize your phone with unique color combinations. iPhone 5 Linear EX Slim Case is a snap on case that easy to assemble. Linear Case is designed to minimize scratches during the installation or removal. iPhone 5 Linear EX Slim Case provides the slim and most comfortable grip. The volume and the power buttons are covered with tactile buttons in order to protect your devices buttons while making it easy to press.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: A Nice POLYCARBONATE Case - It Is 'Metal' In Name Only\\n\\nReview: OK - before I get into the performance of the case, it is NOT metal. The word appears twice in the product name; first in the actual name \\\"Linear Metal Crystal Case\\\" and then in the color \\\"Metal Slate.\\\" The case is made of polycarbonate (plastic to you and me).\\n\\nWhat's in the box?\\n* The 3 piece case (upper frame, lower frame, and clear back panel)\\n* Extra lower frame (gold metallic color)\\n* Screen protetor\\n* 3 \\\"Jelly Bean\\\" Home Button stickers\\n* Micro-fiber cloth\\n\\nThis is a well designed case. It fits the iPhone 5 perfectly and is easy to attach to the phone. It snaps on, and I've also removed it without breaking anything or scratching the phone. Some snap on cases go on, but are difficult to get off without affecting the case. The clear back leaves your iPhone visible so you can show off the phone's nice metal back. The frame is a dark gray, just about black. I really like the gold colored lower frame, as it gives you the option of having the case all one color or a little flashier with the gold lower trim. The case is also available in blue, pink and silver.\\n\\nThe phone controls are all protected, but remain accessible either through cut outs or pass through buttons.\\n\\nThe included screen protector applies well, but you can also use your own. I would rate the included screen protector as better than average for application and performance.\\n\\nWhile the case looks nice, I would prefer some sort of grip to it. It is sleek and you can drop it as easily as any other case that has a smooth, non-rubberized surface.\\n\\nThe manufacturer states on their website that the case is designed in \\\"California, USA.\\\" Perhaps, but it is made in Korea (if that matters to you).\\n\\nSpigen advertises a 100% satisfaction guarantee. I have not had to use their customer service so I cannot weigh in on that.\\n\\nThree \\\"jelly bean\\\" stickers are included which may be applied over your Home button. They are a little thicker than a \\\"normal\\\" sticker, and are black, white, and orange. They are easy enough to put on and remove. I tried them, but left them off for the long haul. Nothing wrong with them, I just didn't see a reason to use them.\\n\\nOverall, this is a very nice case. I don't know that it provides any more protection than any other polycarbonate \\\"bumper\\\" case. It has protected my phone from a couple of drops, with no damage to the case or phone, so it has done its job. Of course, experience varies and if you drop anything at the wrong angle onto a hard surface, you could have a case pop apart, etc. But up until now, I have had no issues.\\n\\nI like it, but I do think the product name is somewhat misleading. If you rush and don't fully read through the product information, you could think you are buying a metal frame/case.\",\n \"Product: View Case for iPhone 5 - Comold, Clear/Volta\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Nice Case But With A Little Flaw\\n\\nReview: This is a nice case, all in all. It fits snugly and it offers decent protection. I would not rank it up there with other cases which offer superior protection, but its a trade off, being sleek and slim.\\n\\nThe sides are nice, rubberized, affording some protection and grip, while leaving all buttons and ports functional. The back is clear plastic. This looks nice initially, however it scuffs quickly so that what was an attempt to leave you a clear view of the phone's nice aluminum back, soon becomes a cloudy piece of plastic. The front edge is beveled, which is always nice as it helps protect the phone from coming into surface contact when laid face down.\\n\\nWere the back somehow better resistant to scuffs and scratches I would rate this case higher. Again, for protection its adequate and it looks nice, but the back scratches way too easily to maintain its look for long.\\n\\nThe case does have a one year warranty, which is nice.\",\n \"Product: Since 1965 Lenmar has been producing award winning, high-quality power related products. A quality assurance inspection guarantees all Lenmar products meet our high standards. The Lenmar MAVEN builds on the award winning success of the Lenmar Meridian (battery case for iPhone 5 and iPhone 5s). The MAVEN iPhone 6 battery case and iPhone 6s battery case provides your iPhone 6/6s with an additional 3000mAh of battery, which translates to 2x the battery life. Lenmars iPhone charger case is powered by an Ultra Lightweight Lithium Ceramic Battery (the same as in the iPhone 6/ 6s) utilizing the latest technology, including lithium ceramic cells, Lenmar has created an efficient, light weight and fully powered battery case. The Lenmar MAVEN iPhone 6 case battery and iPhone 6s case battery can provide up to 110% additional iPhone 6/6s charge. The Lenmar iPhone charging case features raised edges for increased protection. The MAVEN iPhone 6 portable iPhone charger case / iPhone 6s portable iphone charger case features a rubber coating for grip and 8 coats of paint for a rich color. Look no further for one of the best iPhone 6 cases available on the market. Join Antony Leather of Forbes who concluded his research with the following analysis about the Lenmar MAVEN : Overall this is quite possibly the best iPhone 6 battery case Ive tested yet...\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Once Upon A Midnight Dreary, As My iPhone Grew Weak And Dreary, I Put It In The Maven, and It Went Dead \\\"Nevermore! Nevermore!\\\"\\n\\nReview: I have a few iPhone cases and have used numerous ones, buying new cases when I upgrade phone models. Like most people, I look for as much protection as I can get in as thin a case as possible. I have had a couple of self-contained battery cases. Most have added bulk while not really performing all that well. Most made it impossible to plug in the 3.5mm headphone jack or even a USB cable. This meant a constant case-on, case off, case on, case off\\n\\nEnter The Maven.the case is a nice, durable feeling plastic which also contains a 3,000 mAh battery. That is a little over 1.5 times the power of the iPhone 6s internal battery, which is 1,810 mAh. So, using this case, you are increasing the instance of each use of the iPhone by quite a bit in between charges.\\n\\nThe case is 6 by 2 and just thick so you don't add too much girth to your phone. Yes it is bulkier than a very thin case, but you know have over 2.5 times the battery life!\\n\\nThe package includes the case, and a USB charging cable, as well as a headset adapter cable. It has a small user pamphlet in it too.\\nThe Maven case is in two parts (top and bottom of the phone, not front and back), so you insert the phone then slide on the upper portion of the case. The charging button is on the back of the case. Press it once for 3 seconds to power on and show you are charging. The button has an indicator to display the amount of charge left. It is basically an outlined X shape and indicates charge in 25% increments by how much of the X is lit flashing/solid. The user guide has examples of each charge level.\\n\\nYou can charge the phone and case while the phone is in the case. This means yes folks technically you are charging the phone with a microUSB, so even if you don't have your Apple Lightning cable with you, you can still charge your iPhone! You also can connect to iTunes on your PC etc. while the phone is in the case. Nice!\\n\\nAs far as functionality, all buttons, etc. still work fine while the iPhone is in the case. My earbud jacks fit in fine, even one which is right angled. But if you have a headset with a shorter jack you may need to use the included adapter cable to plug in.\\n\\nThe case has a nice feel to it, slightly grippy but not too heavy on friction. It has a raised lip around the screen, which is important to keep the screen off surfaces when face down and so on.\\n\\nLenmar backs the Maven case with a 1 year warranty. If you register online at lenmar.com, you are covered for a one year free replacement of the charging cable, adapter cable or top piece of the case! It is not a cheap case, but considering it houses a battery, its a reasonable price.\",\n \"Product: Obsessively engineered to allow you to go anywhere and shoot anything, the Optrix by Body Glove kit for the iPhone 6/6s transforms your iPhone into a rugged and waterproof adventure camera. This mountable case with a unique interchangeable lens system is perfect for capturing photos and videos on your iPhone 6/6s in action-filled environments and sharing them instantly on social media. The Optrix by Body Glove kit for the iPhone 6/6s comes with an Optrix Case, Normal 0 Lens, Wide-Angle 165 Lens and Lens Bag (additional mounts and lenses sold separately).\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: I Can See Clearly Now....With Optrix Pro\\n\\nReview: Body Gloves Optrix Pro comes with the following items: the case itself, a strap, four lenses, a nylon case for the lenses, and a lens cloth. The lenses are the normal lens (0), a wide angle (165), a 2x telephoto, and a macro lens. The Amazon product page for the Optrix Pro advertises the case as watertight up to 15 feet. The package reads the same way. However, the Body Glove site says 33 feet. I believe it is that they are rating the case for 15 feet but they have tested it, or its predecessor, at 33 feet. But thats not really acceptable, to have conflicting information for a case this expensive.\\n\\nI followed Body Gloves recommended test before using the case. This amounts to putting the assembled, empty case in a bucket 8 inches deep for half an hour. You have to weight it down to do this. After the test, which was fine, call me a scaredy cat, but I next tested this case a second time for being watertight, using a non-working iPhone 6 I have. It powers on but the screen is faulty. I took it into the ocean, just wading height around 4 5 feet and it was fine. The next day I tried it in a swimming pool (10 feet) and took it out on a boat on the bay and dropped it on a secure line with a weight, about 16 or 17 feet down. I left it there about 15 minutes and it was fine. The case and phone were fine with no traces of water entering.\\n\\nSatisfied, I put my working phone in the case. I dipped it quickly a couple of times, still concerned it would not leak after reapplying the case. But it was fine. The key is to take your time, put the O-ring on properly for the lens, and screw everything on tight\\n\\nAs far as photo quality, the included lenses not only did not impact or distort the photos, but actually worked quite nicely. This was true on land as well. I don't dive so my underwater shots were really just goofing around in the pool and wading in the ocean. I do think this case would be really great to use outdoors in rain or snow, protecting the phone from the weather while still allowing use of the camera and general functionality.\\n\\nSpeaking of functionality, you WILL have access to the Home button and general screen commands like tapping and swiping. Some reviews say you do not have access to the screen, but you do. However it is not anywhere as easy to manipulate as without the case. To me, its a reasonable concession to make for the ability to use the phone under water. You have typical access the side buttons to take photos. Tapping the buttons is a bit harder than using the phone natively, but this is to be expected for a case which seals your phone off from water. Obviously your ability to take a call or use audio is limited, although you will be able to record audio, albeit muffled sound. You cant really use the front camera as the case partially obscures it. The Optrix Pro is also mountable should you want to put it on a camera stick, tripod, or even a helmet mount.\\n\\nFor this price, I would have liked to see a floating strap included, rather than sold as an add-on. The case comes with a strap but neither float with a phone in the case. For another $20 its probably worth it, but they probably could find a way to include one at the price of the case or a little higher.\\n\\nBody Glove does offer a 30 day money back guarantee, but only for cases purchased through their website. Their overall warranty is eh.from their website: Water damage, because of possible user resealing error, improper maintenance of case and o-ring or gasket seals, this product is not warrantied against case leakage or any resulting damage. Optrix does not in any way cover or warranty the replacement or loss of an electronic device or its data. Ill give them user error and maintenance, but the o-ring and gasket, those are theirs.\\n\\nOverall, it is hard not to love this case, but again at this price they need to firm up their documentation on the depth limit, and including a floaty strap would be ideal.\",\n \"Product: Screen Guard Overlay Anti-Smudge for the universal smart phone. Shield Against Smudges Resist fingerprints and other smudges on your screen with an overlay that prevents the build-up of dirt from daily use. Defend Your Device Avoid damage without affecting your touchscreen's functionality. Strong yet thin and lightweight, the overlay provides excellent protection that will help keep your device looking like new.Tru Clear See your screen, not the overlay. Tru Clear technology ensures optimal screen visibility. Fast Install Applying the overlay is fast and easy. Simply clean your phone screen with the included cleaning wipe, peel the overlay from its backing and place it onto your screen. Then use the included smoothing card to push away creases and bubbles.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Expected Better From Belkin\\n\\nReview: I am normally a huge fan of Belkin products, from networking accessories to smaller items; I generally have found they make some good things. That's not the case here.\\n\\nThe box includes two screen protectors and templates. Each protector sheet is 6\\\" x 4.4\\\". Depending on your phone's screen size, and how well you plan where you cut on the template, you may find you can stretch these two sheets to cover more than two phones (this only works if at least one of the phones has a fairly small screen.). Also included in the box are two templates for measuring your phone screen and cutting the protectors to size, a soft cloth and a small cardboard straight-edge.\\n\\nI followed the instruction in the package. I measured my phone screen using the template and then cut the protector to exact size. The template is transparent plastic with a grid on it so you can easily mark it for cutting. Next I cleaned my screen, wiping it down with the included cloth. I then peeled the protector off its backing and applied it to my phone, smoothing any small bubbles with the straight-edge. There really weren't any bubbles, as the protector adheres nicely to the screen when first installed.\\n\\nThe protector is thick enough to provide protection. It is easy to see through, not noticeable at all when viewing the phone head on or when the phone is brightly lit. You can see the protector from angles or when the phone lighting is more muted. I did not find this impacted my phone \\\"experience\\\" in any way.\\n\\nSo, easy to install, no problems viewing the phone...why the low rating? The price is fairly high for what these are, but the biggest detractor - they don't last. I applied them to two phones, an iPhone and a Pantech Pursuit II. Both protectors were fine for a couple of days, but on the third day, one (on the iPhone) started coming off the phone; the other one started peeling up after about four days. I was careful to cut these precisely so that they did not rest on the phone fascia and were only against the screen, so there were no air spaces, etc.\\n\\nAll in all, a disappointment.\",\n \"Product: The MaxiScan OBDII/EOBD Scanner supports all nine OBDII test modes on all OBDII compliant vehicles to enable technicians to accurately diagnose even the toughest problems. Sophisticated yet easy-to-use, this ergonomic scan tool displays live O2 sensor test data and reads live PCM data stream. It features multilingual menu, large easy-to-read backlit LCD screen and displays DTC definitions on unit screen. This scanner retrieves vehicle information, identifies pending codes, views freeze frame data and easily determines the cause of the Check Engine Light. This scanner comes with built-in OBD-II DTC lookup library and is software upgradeable via internet. It performs modules present test, reads, stores as well as playbacks live sensor data and prints data via PC.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Full Featued, Simple To Use, And Reasonably Priced!!!!\\n\\nReview: I bought the Autel MS509 because I wanted a scanner I could use at home to run diagnostics on my three, soon to be four, family cars.\\n\\nI researched several brands, liked the reviews and price of the Autel line, and narrowed my search to the MS309 and MS509. For the majority of my needs, I could have used the MS309, which cost about half of the price of the MS509. I went for the MS509 because it includes 3 additional scans the MS309 does not. These are Mode 5, 6, and 8, which are Oxygen Sensor tests, Non-Continuously Monitors Systems, and Special Control Modules tests.\\nI was interested only because some of those apply to vehicles I have owned.\\n\\nSo, what's in the box?\\n* The MS509 scanner\\n* Serial to DLC cable\\n* Serial to USB cable\\n* Nylon carrying case\\n* Maxi-Link software on CD\\n* User Manual\\n\\nI had no issues using the MS509. I followed the basic instructions, Locate the car's DLC connector, connect the MS509, then turn on the ignition. You usually do not need to start the engine, just set your ignition to the `On' position.\\n\\nThe device powers on as soon as you connect it to the DLC. The DLC is the Data Link Connector, typically under your dash. The device enters Set Up mode, which is very simple to navigator.\\n\\nThe device keyboard is pretty intuitive, and simple. It has Power, Enter, Esc(ape), up/down/left/right, and Help (?)\\nThe scanner is lightweight but feels durable. It has a black bumper all around its edges to help prevent damage. The display is large and bright and you can adjust the contrast. The back holds a 9 volt battery, not included, for power when you are not connected to a car or PC.\\n\\nI tested by scanning three cars, two which I knew had no errors and one which had a Check Engine light on. The scanner worked on all three without issue, and found the code on the car with the error light and diagnosed it and also reset the Check Engine light when I wanted.\\n\\nThe cars I tested were a 2001 Volvo S60, 2002 Dodge Durango, and 1998 Plymouth Grand Voyager.\\n\\nI think the scanner is very easy to use, and I didn't really need the manual for most functions.\\n\\nI also installed the Maxi-Link software. I installed it on a Windows 7 32 bit PC, but did have a small issue. Initially the install failed, reporting it could not find and install the driver. I did not download any drivers. I just ran the installation software again and it worked fine. This is not uncommon in some hardware devices you connect to a PC via USB. Sometimes if you launch an installation before you connect the device to the laptop, you get a false `can't install driver' message. I've had it happen on TV remotes, other small wired devices such as a label printer, and now the scanner. But in the end, the software did load. The software is minimal, but does have a list of codes and the ability to update software, etc.\\n\\nI would absolutely recommend this product. It is reasonably priced, easy to use, and has a lot of features.\",\n \"Product: The package contains two weather resistant 17\\\" antlers decorated with red and green ribbon along with a 6\\\" diameter red nose. Each antler is mounted on a plastic rod with molded clips which easily slip on to the vehicles window. The nose includes wire to attach to vehicles grille. Installation takes a couple of minutes.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: On Dasher, On Dancer.\\n\\nReview: This is a great Christmas \\\"costume\\\" for your car. It is inexpensive and easy to use. It consists of a red fabric \\\"reindeer nose\\\" and two fabric antlers on lightweight plastic posts. The nose has built in wire ties on it. The wire is not too thin so it should last for a good number of applications. The antlers have a plastic clip on the bottom which fits onto the top of a car window. Simply lower the window a few inches, slide on the clip, put the window back up to hold the clip in place and viola - a reindeer-mobile!\\n\\nBecause the clips can possibly slide off if the windows are opened, I would suggest applying the antlers to the rear windows and then avoid opening them. While its not a guarantee that these will fall off, if you have the windows down a little and are driving at a highway pace, it is a good bet they will. With the windows up, the clips are held securely in place.\\n\\nI've driven over 60 MPH with these on without issue, and I've had the car out in win and show and the fabric holds up well.\\n\\nFor the price these can't be beat.\",\n \"Product: The Koehler Transfer Pump Kit allows for the safe and easy transfer of liquids between containers or vehicles, eliminating the risky practice of siphoning dangerous liquids by mouth. Transfer gasoline, oil, antifreeze and other liquids simply and quickly with no mess. The pump can also be adapted to an air pump function for inflating tires, air mattresses, sports equipment, water toys and other inflatables. Each kit includes a multi-use siphon pump, 1 each liquid intake and discharge hoses, two hose connectors, 1 each inlet and outlet nozzles, an air pressure hose and dipstick tube. Ideal for auto and equipment maintenance, RV and boat owners, farm, marine and industrial operations or any other application requiring easy and efficient fluid transfers.\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Great Pump For The Price\\n\\nReview: This works very well, especially for the price. It is all plastic and does not feel particular heavy, so I am not sure about the durability. I have owned a couple of battery powered siphons, which are very convenient but always seem to break at teh worst time, so I wanted a manual backup if I need to pump a little gas out of a lawn mower, etc. This fit the bill.\\n\\nThe includes hoses are not heavy but look like the will be OK. Overall the pump includes:\\nmulti-use siphon pump\\nliquid intake hose\\ndischarge hose\\ntwo hose connectors\\ninlet nozzle\\noutlet nozzle\\nair pressure hose\\ndipstick tube\\n\\nI wasn't looking for the air adapter, but that was a welcome surprise. I tested it and it does work for filling a soccer ball, etc.\\n\\nThey pump works fine with water, gas, etc. and I saw no leaks, although I was concerned, again with it being ll plastic.\\n\\nI will update this review after more use, should teh product fail, etc.\",\n \"Product: Les Misrables is the motion-picture adaptation of the beloved global stage sensation seen by more than 60 million people in 42 countries and in 21 languages around the globe and still breaking box-office records everywhere in its 27th year. Helmed by The King's Speech's Academy Award-winning director, Tom Hooper, the Working Title/Cameron Mackintosh production stars Hugh Jackman, Oscar winner Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Eddie Redmayne, Aaron Tveit, Samantha Barks, with Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen. Set against the backdrop of 19th-century France, Les Misrables tells an enthralling story of broken dreams and unrequited love, passion, sacrifice and redemption - a timeless testament to the survival of the human spirit. Jackman plays ex-prisoner Jean Valjean, hunted for decades by the ruthless policeman Javert (Crowe) after he breaks parole. When Valjean agrees to care for factory worker Fantine's (Hathaway) young daughter, Cosette, their lives change forever. In December 2012, the world's longest-running musical brings its power to the big screen in Tom Hooper's sweeping and spectacular interpretation of Victor Hugo's epic tale. With international superstars and beloved songs including I Dreamed a Dream, Bring Him Home, One Day More and On My Own Les Misrables, the show of shows, is now reborn as the cinematic musical experience of a lifetime.\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Can You Hear The People Sing? Unfortunately, Yes.\\n\\nReview: Had anyone told me that Les Mis songs could be ruined I would have scoffed.....until this movie. I get that they wanted actors to emote, however stage performers in musicals can also emote - and many are fine actors - and do their scenes in one take, by the way. Most of the songs are butchered in this movie.\\n\\nAs far as a soundtrack, it's simple. Everyone involved in the production of this movie says they went a different route and its not just about the singing. Great - for a movie perhaps, but a soundtrack of badly performed songs?\\n\\nCrowe is incredibly bad, Jackman not far behind. Hathaway would get a 'Thank you. Next!' at a Community Playhouse. Amanda Seyfried is OK. Carter, plain awful. I am not trying to bash these actors. I truly enjoy Crowe's acting and Gladiator is one of my all time favorites, and Anne Hathaway is adorable. They simply don't sing very well.\\n\\nThe lone strong vocal performance is Samantha Barks, but you can get her performance as Eponine, and many other great renditions of Les Mis songs, in the Les Mis 25th Anniversary concert DVD.\\n\\nUnless you somehow found the vocal performances in this movie pleasing, avoid this CD.\",\n \"Product: Compatible Printers: OfficeJet 4215, OfficeJet 4215v, OfficeJet 4215xi, OfficeJet 5500, OfficeJet 5505, OfficeJet 5510v, OfficeJet 5510xi, OfficeJet 5515, OfficeJet 6105, Officejet 6110, OfficeJet 6110v, PSC 1110, PSC 1110v, PSC 1118, PSC 1200, PSC 1205, PSC 1209, PSC 1210v, PSC 1210xi, PSC 1310, PSC 1311, PSC 1315, PSC 1315v, PSC 1315xi, PSC 1317, PSC 1340, PSC 1350v, PSC 1350xi, PSC 1355, PSC 2105, PSC 2108, PSC 2110, PSC 2110v, PSC 2110xi, PSC 2115, PSC 2150, PSC 2170, PSC 2171, PSC 2175, PSC 2175v, PSC 2175xi, PSC 2200, PSC 2210, PSC 2210v, PSC 2210xi, PSC 2410, PSC 2410v, PSC 2410xi, PSC 2510, PSC 2510xi, DeskJet 450wbt, DeskJet 5551, Deskjet 5650, DeskJet 5650w, DeskJet 5850w, Photosmart 7150, Photosmart 7260, PhotoSmart 7260v, PhotoSmart 7260w, Photosmart 7350, PhotoSmart 7350v, Photosmart 7450, PhotoSmart 7450v, PhotoSmart 7450xi, Photosmart 7550, PhotoSmart 7550v, PhotoSmart 7550w, Photosmart 7660, PhotoSmart 7660v, PhotoSmart 7660w, Photosmart 7755, Photosmart 7760, PhotoSmart 7760v, PhotoSmart 7760w, Photosmart 7960, PhotoSmart 7960w\\n\\nRating: 1.0\\n\\nSummary: Be Very Careful When Buying Ink FULFILLED By Amazon....\\n\\nReview: Without reading my whole review, here is the key: when you buy ink directly from Amazon, you can expect to receive exactly what you ordered. If, on the other hand, your order is sold by somewhere/someone else but \\\"fulfilled by Amazon), buyer beware. These seem to result in a lot of expired ink being sold.\\n\\nI ordered a 2 pack of HP ink (#56 and #57). The product page shows a stock photo of an HP 56/57 combo pack.\\n\\nAs soon I opened the brown Amazon box, I knew there was a problem. The cartridges were not in their HP box as pictured, but in their sealed HP foil packets. I have run into this before with sellers on Amazon. Some sellers claim they discard the box to reduce shipping weight.\\n\\nWhat they really mean is \\\"I discard the box to hide the expired date on the box.\\\"\\n\\nI can see from the coding on the foil package and the expiration date on the 2 cartridges I purchased show that they expired 7 1/2 YEARS AGO, in September and October of 2005, respectively! This is not the first time I have run into this issue with HP ink fulfilled through Amazon.\\n\\nWhen you but these ink products and get fresh ink, they are great, but when it is old, HP doesn't warranty it for performance or leaks, and many printers reject it altogether as they have firmware which reads the cartridge and sees it is old.\",\n \"Product: The Boss \\\"Ntr\\\" Executive Top Grain Leather Chair by Boss Office Products is so easy to put together that you don't even need any tools. The upholstery is not only stunning, but it is soft to the touch. There's an ergonomic design to provide your back with proper support and waterfall seating to keep your legs from falling asleep. The tilt tension and pneumatic gas lift height mechanism can be adjusted to fit your specific needs. The unit measures 27\\\" W x 28\\\" D x 45-48.5\\\" H and weighs just 54 pounds. Model B8702 offers the same features, but adds a knee-tilt mechanism.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sit Back And Relax\\n\\nReview: This chair appears to be well made. I just purchased it and set it up, and will update this review as time goes on and I use it further. The box is fairly large, but not overly huge, and the chair comes disassembled. It comes with the wheeled pedestal (wheels already attached), the shaft, and the chair itself, which is in a folded/collapsed position. The box weighs a little over 50 pounds, but mine had two nylon straps on it so I was able to maneuver it into the house pretty easily.\\n\\nAssembly is an absolute breeze. Place the pedestal on the floor, drop in the shaft, and lower the seat onto it. Once that is done, lift open the chair back into an upright position, and lock it into position with the latch at its rear. That's it.\\n\\nThe chair is upholstered in a nice black leather which is not glossy, but more of a soft looking matte finish. While not the softest leather I have ever felt, It is still reasonably soft to the touch. The seat is nicely padded, as is the back, and the leather on the arms is comfortable as well.\\n\\nOverall, the chair is very comfortable. I am about 220 pounds and about 5' 9\\\" and find the chair very well padded and supportive, and it adjusts nicely height-wise.\\n\\nThe chair is advertised as having a 30 day return policy and a 6 year warranty.\\n\\nBased on this chair, I would buy another Boss product.\",\n \"Product: The Boss \\\"Ntr\\\" Executive Top Grain Leather Chair by Boss Office Products is so easy to put together that you don't even need any tools. The upholstery is not only stunning, but it is soft to the touch. There's an ergonomic design to provide your back with proper support and waterfall seating to keep your legs from falling asleep. The tilt tension and pneumatic gas lift height mechanism can be adjusted to fit your specific needs. The unit measures 27\\\" W x 28\\\" D x 45-48.5\\\" H and weighs just 54 pounds. Model B8702 offers the same features, but adds a knee-tilt mechanism.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Sit Back And Relax\\n\\nReview: This chair appears to be well made. I just purchased it and set it up, and will update this review as time goes on and I use it further. The box is fairly large, but not overly huge, and the chair comes disassembled. It comes with the wheeled pedestal (wheels already attached), the shaft, and the chair itself, which is in a folded/collapsed position. The box weighs a little over 50 pounds, but mine had two nylon straps on it so I was able to maneuver it into the house pretty easily.\\n\\nAssembly is an absolute breeze. Place the pedestal on the floor, drop in the shaft, and lower the seat onto it. Once that is done, lift open the chair back into an upright position, and lock it into position with the latch at its rear. That's it.\\n\\nThe chair is upholstered in a nice black leather which is not glossy, but more of a soft looking matte finish. While not the softest leather I have ever felt, It is still reasonably soft to the touch. The seat is nicely padded, as is the back, and the leather on the arms is comfortable as well.\\n\\nOverall, the chair is very comfortable. I am about 220 pounds and about 5' 9\\\" and find the chair very well padded and supportive, and it adjusts nicely height-wise.\\n\\nThe chair is advertised as having a 30 day return policy and a 6 year warranty.\\n\\nBased on this chair, I would buy another Boss product.\",\n \"Product: Swingline is America's #1 Selling Brand in Auto Feed Shredders. Auto feed shredding is here with the innovative Stack-and-Shred. The 130X model can automatically shred a stack of up to 130 letter size sheets without the need for you to manually feed each sheet. Simply place the stack of papers into the auto feed tray, shut the lid, and you're done. With Intelligent Auto+ Jam Clearance and Intelligent Self-cleaning Cutters this shredder is virtually maintenance free. The 130X shredder provides Level P-4 super cross-cut shredding to meet the everyday security needs of most individuals. A manual feed option is also included to shred credit cards or up to 6 specialty sheets at a time, such as folded and glossy papers. The shredder's 7-gallon waste bin can be lined with plastic (#1765016) or recyclable paper (#1765026) bags, sold separately, to simplify shred disposal. Manufacturer's 2 year machine warranty and 7 year cutter warranty included.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Stack It, Forget It, and Let The Swingline EX100 Shred It!\\n\\nReview: This is not my first shredder. It is my first Swingline shredder, as well as the first stackable shredder I've owned.\\n\\nABOUT THE EX100:\\nThe product is manufactured in China and is about 17\\\" high, 12\\\" wide, and 17\\\" deep. The output bin is 7 gallons (that's about 200 sheets).\\nThe EX100-07 is a cross cut shredder and is designed to hold a stack of about 100 pages in its input tray. It also has a manual feed slot to feed paper individually (up to 6 sheets), and a small slot to feed credit cards. The product will cut through staples and paper clips, along with credit cards. It is not intended for CD/DVD shredding.\\n\\nI think what is important to understand about this product is the intended usage. If you are looking for pure speed to shed a couple of pages of old bills or junk mail every day/week, then you may want a less expensive, manual feed device. If your concern is speed, again you may want a manual unit, or just use the manual feed on the EX100. But if you want to take some papers that have piled up and shred them, that's a great use for this product. You stack them in the feeder and walk away. Yes it is not tremendously fast, but it is not slow either....and you don't need to sit and watch the shredding.....unless there's nothing good on TV!\\n\\nOPERATION:\\nThe top cover lifts on hinges to access the stacker tray. The manual feed slots for paper or credit cards are both on top of the unit. The control buttons and light are on the top front. The power button is to the rear top of the unit. The EX100 includes auto start/shut-off. It has a sleep mode, so it will go into standby and wake up shortly after you put another stack in the tray. The motor has a built in cool-down after 10 minutes of continuous run time. Cool down time is up to 30 minutes. I haven't reached the need for the cool down yet. Typically I get through a stack in 5-8 minutes. Depending on the paper type/weight, I timed it at about 7 1/2 pages per minute. This will typically get you through a full stack, since the continuous run time is 10 minutes before auto-shutoff. The display lights include \\\"Door Open/Bin Full\\\", \\\"Cooldown\\\", and a light to indicate the EX100 is in Auto mode. You will always know when the EX100 bin is full! The front of the bin has a clear window in the middle so you can monitor its contents, along with the aforementioned light, and the bin feature which will make it pop out slightly to alert you when its full. Swingline advertises that the EX100 is \\\"ultra quiet.\\\" It is not horribly noisy, but it is not silent either. You will know when it is on.\\n\\nMAINTENANCE:\\nUnlike most shredders, the Swingline EX100 does not need to have the blades repeatedly oiled! After you empty the bin, it will automatically run through a forward and reverse cycle to self clean the blades. The EX100 will also use this same cycle to attempt to self-clear jams. I haven't had it jam yet so I don't know how well that works. The warranty is 2 years on parts and labor on entire device, and 5 years on the cutters.\\n\\nSUMMARY:\\nI really like this shredder. I have another shredder made by Fellowes which does a great job. However, I like the convenience of loading in a stack of paper and leaving the shredder to do the work rather than having to keep feeding the paper. Also, this is the first shredder I haven't needed to oil, so that's a huge plus. The EX100 is a bit more than you would pay for most home manual feed shredders, but the features justify the difference, provided those features are important to you. I have used the EX100 for less than a month, and will update this review with any new information.\",\n \"Product: Scotts Turf Builder Grass Seed Northeast Mix is specially formulated to thrive in challenging Northeast conditions. It is ideal for areas of sun and shade, and it grows in thick to help keep out dandelions and crabgrass. Each seed is wrapped in a unique WaterSmart PLUS Coating that absorbs 2x more water than uncoated seed, feeds with essential nutrients, and protects seedlings from disease. Grow Quicker, Thicker, Greener Grass. Guaranteed!\\n\\nRating: 4.0\\n\\nSummary: Barefoot In The Grass....\\n\\nReview: I have used Scotts grass seeds for years. I am in northern New Jersey so we have some fairly heavy winters, and some hot summers. I tend to use their Sun and Shade mix to overseed or fill in patches on my front lawn, while I use their Kentucky Blue seed on my back yard, having had it professionally sodded a few years back with Kentucky Blue.\\n\\nThis Northeast mix is similar to the Sun and Shade; it has the same watersmart coating and its seed content is about the same (2 types of Creeping Red Fescue, 3 Perennial Ryegrass, 3 Kentucky Blue). So if youve used Sun and Shade before, this has the same germination table and coverage, those being 5-30 days to germinate, and about 200 feet more coverage for a 7 lb. bag of Northeast (3,030 square feet versus 2,800 square feet for Sun and Shade). These grasses do make for a nice mix of hardiness, durability during play by kids and the dog, but also have a nice texture to them, both for curb appeal and for walking barefoot.\\n\\nI don't think you can go wrong with either, but for a little extra coverage per bag, at about the same price, go with Northeast, even if you aren't in the northeast but would normally use Sun and Shade.\\n\\nAs far as seasons, I overseed in Fall, but of course, to repair bare spots after winter, I will add soil and seed in Spring. Since I tend to use a pre-emergent for crabgrass, I seed only bare spots in Spring. This mix will work well in either, but I think Fall is always the easiest season in which to germinate around here. Ive used Sun and Shade in early summer too, but that required a lot of attention, watering, covering with straw or burlap, etc.\\n\\nOverall, this is a quality seed.\",\n \"Product: Solar address stake features a solar powered lighted address plaque to stylishly display address numbers. Solar powered for wireless operation on lawn or siding. Built-in sensor turns LED lights on/off automatically. Weather resistant housing for all-season use. Includes complete number/letter set and lawn stakes. Measures 15\\\" x 4\\\" x 8\\\".\\n\\nRating: 2.0\\n\\nSummary: About the quality you'd expect at this price....but lighting design makes light almost useless from more than a few feet away\\n\\nReview: Ok so....the set itself is what you would expect for the price. Everything you need to make up your address is included, and the housing, front panel and stakes are all plastic.\\n\\nThe battery is easy to install and lights the panel right up, so it comes with a partial charge. Its a Ni-Cad 600 mAh battery. It seems to charge well and mine lasts through most, and usually, all of the wee hours, depending on how cloudy the day was.\\n\\nTwo major disappointments:\\n\\nWhile I expected the housing and parts to be somewhat cheap, not of the numbers really snap well onto the grid on the front panel. I tried various numbers, fussed with it for like 20 minutes....at best they kind of lightly hang on and you end up depending on the trim piece that snaps over the front to keep the address numbers in place.\\n\\nSecond, the lighting is three bright white LEDs, but rather than softly backlighting the address, you have three bright little dots lighting it and you can not really make out your address numbers from the street. I have mine posted maybe 25 feet away, and when I stand in front of my house at night, although the light is bright, I cannot read my address (74). I tried spreading the numbers but can't really block off all 3 little lights so I guess if you happen to have a 3 position address and can block them you MIGHT be ok.\\n\\nOther than that, it works. But those are two big \\\"other than that's.\\\"\\n\\nInserting the stakes in the ground is as you would imagine, plastic spikes so be careful and try to install when the ground is soft.\\n\\nThe sensor is very sensitive to light, so even at dusk you won't waste battery charge. In fact, I had to move mine as my lamppost (3 x 60 watts) was keeping the address plaque from lighting.\",\n \"Product: Easily protect your yard and garden from deer and rabbits and the damage they cause with Ortho Deer B Gon Deer & Rabbit Repellents. For liquid formulas lightly spray plant leaves, stems, flowers, and branches that need protection. Allow the long-lasting, easy-to-use, no stink formula to dry for 20 minutes before watering. Granule can be applied liberally to the soil around the plants in need of protection. Reapply these products as needed or approximately every 30 days. When you use these repellents near edible plants, do not allow these products to come in contact with those for human or animal consumption.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Close The Deer Salad Bar\\n\\nReview: If you are like me, it seems to be an endless battle to keep deer from treating your shrubs and flowers like a salad bar. Ive tried numerous deer repellents and found them all to have about the same effect. Im in northern New Jersey and there are a lot of deer in the woods behind our neighborhood so I tend to spray often, except in the dead of winter.\\n\\nI think Orthos deer B Gon is effective and contains similar active ingredients to other brands, in this case 0.76% Putrescent Whole Egg Solids, 0.22% Cinnamon Oil, and 0.14% Clove Oil. Some brands include a hot/pepper in their ingredient list. I do like the addition of the cinnamon oil, as it tends to create an almost pleasant scent (in general these sprays smell bad, which is part of the idea). So the cinnamon helps to cloak that a little, while not impacting the products effectiveness.\\n\\nI do love the Ortho delivery system. It is the same pull handle they use on their gallon Weed B Gon. You pull the handle out, and it loads the liquid into the hose. Then just hold down the trigger and it sprays out in a small steam.\\n\\nTIP: If you don't like using pre-made products and want to save a lot of money, you can make your own home-made mixture. Fill a plastic gallon jug (milk, etc.) with water. Add a couple of eggs, a tablespoon of liquid dish detergent, and some chili powder. Sit this outside in the sun to let the egg decay. Its going to smell badly so beware. You can spray this on your plants, and just add some water and one egg to the jug after every couple of uses. I have found this to be just as effective as the bottled mixes and much, much cheaper. It does rinse off easier, so thats why I use the dish detergent to help it stick a little. If you use too egg it can clog sprayers so don't overdo it.\\n\\nOverall, Deer B Gon is very effective and I love the sprayer.\",\n \"Product: Easily protect your yard and garden from deer and rabbits and the damage they cause with Ortho Deer B Gon Deer & Rabbit Repellents. For liquid formulas lightly spray plant leaves, stems, flowers, and branches that need protection. Allow the long-lasting, easy-to-use, no stink formula to dry for 20 minutes before watering. Granule can be applied liberally to the soil around the plants in need of protection. Reapply these products as needed or approximately every 30 days. When you use these repellents near edible plants, do not allow these products to come in contact with those for human or animal consumption.\\n\\nRating: 5.0\\n\\nSummary: Deer B-Gon.... With The Wind\\n\\nReview: I have a lot of deer living in the woods just behind my neighborhood. As such, my yard tends to serve as a salad bar for the deer. I've found that by regular use of deer sprays, and switching brands every year or two, I tend to keep them at bay for the most part.\\n\\nI am a big proponent of using my own mixture as well. For me it works just as well as the manufactured sprays and costs far less. The home made stuff does not adhere as well after a rain though, so it does require more frequent applications.\\n\\nThis is my first time using Deer B-Gon. Like most repellents of this sort, the product relies on rotten egg to deter deer. Some other brands will also add capsaicin (hot pepper) or garlic. Deer B-Gon does not include these ingredients, instead adding cinnamon oil and clove oil to its putrescent egg solids.\\n\\nSo far, my experience with the product has been very good. I usually buy concentrate instead of ready-made as all deer repellents tend to be expensive. I tend to like Ortho products for performance and value though, so I tried this ready-to-use mixture. Plus, it was one less thing to mix when I do my yard work!\\n\\nAs mentioned at the start of this review, I do switch brands from season to season. Here's why: if everyone in your neighborhood goes to the same large store or even local hardware store, they tend to buy the same spray. This means every shrub in every yard is treated with the same product. The deer eventually are going to eat something, and when they run out of untreated food, or are simply hungry enough, they are going to eat treated vegetation. So if they wander into 5 yards and 4 smell identical, they may tend to avoid the 5th yard a little longer. I know this is not a scientific approach, but it is simple and has held true for me for the most part. Of course during a harsh, cold season, deer will eat even things they rarely touch, sprayed or not.\\n\\nSo I rotate between Deer B-Gon, Deer Off and my homemade recipe. I've included that \\\"recipe\\\" below if anyone has interest.\\n\\nAs far as the Deer B-Gon, it has a heavy cinnamon smell, which is somewhat pleasing from a few feet away, but when you get close to what you've sprayed, the stuff stinks (which is what you want after all, something the deer dislike). If you dab some on your fingertip you'll see what I mean. It smells OK from a couple of feet away, but lift your finger to your nose - oh boy.\\n\\nThis product is meant to be applied by attaching a garden hose to the bottle. I poured about the bottle into an empty garden sprayer to put is aside, and then attached the hose to the Ortho bottle. Although you can control the flow for the most part, I wasn't really sure how much of a mixture of the spray and water I would get, so that's why I put some aside. I tried some of my yard like this, and for the other half of my yard, I added water to the Deer B-Gon I had put aside, about 3 parts water for 1 part Deer B-Gon. Even watered down, this seemed to apply a little heavier application than by hose, so I was probably wasting some of the product when I didn't use the hose. I always spray some of my lawn as well as shrubs, usually applying some deer repellent on my grass in the narrower parts of my yard, on each side of my house.\\n\\nThe deer seem to avoid the whole yard, so using the product as intended (attaching a hose) appears to be fine. I'll observe them late at night on occasion, and I can see them standing by the lawn, debating whether to come into the yard. So they do come, but seem to leave the shrubs alone. Of course, one or two alwasy come up for a nibble, but seem to be put off by the taste.\\n\\nTo me, a hose application is a little more cumbersome. A) you need to use a hose and pull it around with you, and B) I don't like the idea of deer spraycoming in contact with the water hose, or the splatter from the hose method. I like a more controlled spray/mist, so I can stand upwind of the breeze and apply more easily. Personal preference though. Others may prefer to use the hose stream, as opposed to battling the wind more with a mist spray.\\n\\nAll in all, this is a good product, seems to work as advertised, and it is one of my 2 or 3 products in \\\"my deer spray rotation.\\\"\\n\\nIf you do want to try a homemade spray:\\n\\nThe homemade spray is simply a gallon of water poured into a plastic milk jug, to which I add one raw egg, some hot sauce or powder, some garlic powder, a teaspoon or two of cinnamon, and a couple of squirts of liquid dish detergent. I close the gallon container and put it out in the heat/sun to rot. It smells bad, but so do most of these products. For a fraction of what commercial sprays cost, I have an effective homemade (inexpensive) spray. Every time I use some of the jug I read water and another egg. Every few uses I add some more of the other ingredients. The main ingredients are similar to a commercial product. I add cinnamon as it cloaks some of the bad odor with a sweet smell as you walk past the plants, without making them taste/smell better to deer. The dish detergent helps the spray adhere to plants but won't hurt the plant. Keep in mind your dog may lick some of it up because of the egg.\\n\\nThe main difference between homemade spray (aside from cost) is you have to respray it more frequently (after any heavy rain and most showers). You can also save money on a sprayer by using a rinsed out Windex bottle. These don't seem to clog as much as store-bought hand sprayers, and are basically free.\\n\\nThe home spray does require some prep, and of course, more frequent applications, which can be time consuming, so you may want to simply opt for a ready-mixed product such as Ortho Deer B-Gon.\",\n \"Product: All purpose sprayer ideal for herbicides, pesticides, liquid fertilizers and many home applications! Funnel top opening makes for easy filling. Trigger with a lock-on option can be engaged for a continuous spraying. Translucent polyethylene for durability and easy viewing of liquid levels. Carry with the grip handle or use the included shoulder strap. Product offers a built-in pressure release valve and a 4 foot hose.\\n\\nRating: 3.0\\n\\nSummary: Made OK Enough - Refilling Can Be Quirky\\n\\nReview: Overall, the sprayer works. The bottle and pump are made OK, the want itself is fairly cheap. I cannot really tighten the ring that locks (or is supposed to lock) the wand in place, so it sort of wobbles at times.\\n\\nThe bottle has good features like a pressure relief, as well as a carrying strap, and it is marked in ounces and liters and it is easy to see the fluid level in the bottle.\\n\\nIt will get the job done for lighter work - deer repellent, weed spray, etc.\\n\\nWhen you fill it, you have to get the black inner tube to come out! If you do not, mine would not budge, you end up filling the bottle piecemeal, filling just a few ounces of water, then forcing it through with the plunger, then adding more liquid. The directions that are included are clear, but my black tube did not want to come out of the bottle. After I pulled and pulled it eventually came loose.\\n\\nNot sure if this one is defective, and I've never had that kind of issue on a sprayer before.\\n\\nThe flow lock is a joke and locks when you least want it to, continuing spray flow when you want to stop. It is easy enough to turn back off, but it is mediocre at best.\\n\\nSo for the price it is fine. I didn't expect much more than this for $22. If you are looking for more heavy duty though, this is not it.\",\n \"